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00:00:17.040 Welcome back to Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 231.

00:00:21.520 Today on the show, DEI is done within the government.

00:00:25.460 We're going to show you how some agencies are trying to sneak around this.

00:00:28.700 Then we have a bunch of declassifications after Trump did a recent executive order.

00:00:33.400 We're going to go over all that.

00:00:35.040 Then in Cringe of the Week, we have a service dog meltdown on the floor of Rite Aid.

00:00:39.480 You're not going to want to miss.

00:00:41.100 And last but not least, a lady cop accidentally shot somebody with a gun again in Urban Decay.

00:00:48.360 All this and more.

00:00:49.480 It's Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 231, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

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00:01:13.140 It's Flucka Socks, a podcast featuring Richard.

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00:01:15.940 All right.

00:01:22.540 One for one on the intro, as always.

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00:03:32.340 All right.

00:03:32.920 We have a very busy week.

00:03:34.840 Obviously, Trump's first week in office.

00:03:36.780 Lots going on.

00:03:37.700 Lots to cover.

00:03:38.380 Do you want to get right into it?

00:03:39.440 Yeah, you don't get weeks like this often.

00:03:42.020 Trump's flooding the zone, they call it.

00:03:43.640 Yeah, that's the new word that keeps getting thrown around by CNN, Vanity Fair.

00:03:48.040 He's flooding the zone.

00:03:48.920 No, you can't keep doing stuff.

00:03:50.580 We need a week at a time to be mad at these things.

00:03:52.420 Yeah, we can't get mad over every little thing if you do all these things that we get mad at all at once.

00:03:56.680 So, it's great.

00:03:58.200 I mean, they're beleaguered.

00:04:00.200 It's funny.

00:04:00.920 We were talking about this, too, how you can watch Fox again now.

00:04:04.480 There's just action all day.

00:04:06.360 And it's not going to go like this forever for the entire administration.

00:04:10.160 But there's action all day.

00:04:11.840 There's new things happening.

00:04:13.300 Every tweet is breaking, breaking.

00:04:15.180 That's so true.

00:04:15.960 And then, obviously, the cable news is probably happy Trump is back in because there's so much to talk about.

00:04:20.300 But, like, we don't really watch Fox News or cable news at all, but I just kind of have it on in the background all day in case Trump comes on and does something.

00:04:27.940 Yeah, he can riff.

00:04:28.880 He can riff at any time.

00:04:30.080 He can call Sean Hannity, whatever.

00:04:32.440 All right, we've got a lot to get to.

00:04:33.720 Let's get right into it.

00:04:34.520 It is Friday.

00:04:35.600 Yeah.

00:04:36.400 And does that matter?

00:04:38.780 I'm still confused.

00:04:39.940 I'm on this show.

00:04:40.840 I'm a member of it.

00:04:42.080 It does not matter to me.

00:04:43.400 And there's, like, a difference between Friday and Tuesday energy, sometimes people say, but I don't really – I don't notice it.

00:04:49.520 Yeah, I'm steady.

00:04:50.500 So why are you bringing it up?

00:04:51.880 Well, I'm just reminding everyone to be happy.

00:04:53.660 It's Friday.

00:04:54.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:54.880 It's Friday.

00:04:55.540 Trump's in office.

00:04:56.320 There's some good things.

00:04:57.220 It's going well.

00:04:58.100 That's a little reminder.

00:04:59.280 It's freezing, though.

00:05:00.320 Yeah, it's freezing everywhere.

00:05:01.940 Pros and cons.

00:05:02.500 Okay, our first story.

00:05:04.400 Breaking Trump signs executive orders to declassify JFK, RFK, and MLK files.

00:05:10.060 Which two letters, then, K file are you most excited about?

00:05:14.960 JFK?

00:05:15.540 Yeah, I would say so.

00:05:16.900 RFK was the second leg of that.

00:05:19.520 MLK, we kind of already know.

00:05:20.920 It was a little greasy.

00:05:21.500 It's going to be all deep state.

00:05:22.940 It's going to be all FBI, CIA, Mossad-type stuff.

00:05:26.080 It's all deep state.

00:05:27.180 And I've mentioned this on the show, especially in Bonusland.

00:05:30.500 I think we're going to find out from the JFK files that the shot that really got him,

00:05:36.820 everyone thinks it was the second shooter, it was the driver.

00:05:40.440 The sleeve gun, I believe you've mentioned.

00:05:41.940 Well, the Jackie O sleeve gun is different.

00:05:43.540 That was a bit.

00:05:44.440 But the shot I do think did come from the car came from the driver.

00:05:48.860 And he turns and blasts him.

00:05:50.780 And then that film is edited.

00:05:52.320 The film that we all see has been edited.

00:05:54.260 So keep an eye out for that.

00:05:55.520 If that gets proven true, I'm some sort of a warlock or witch or wizard or whatever.

00:06:00.840 Losing me again.

00:06:01.600 But he just signed it.

00:06:03.520 So I don't know when it's going to actually declassify.

00:06:05.940 But that'll be coming shortly.

00:06:07.980 Promises made, promises kept type move.

00:06:09.920 And that's an easy one.

00:06:10.740 That's an easy one.

00:06:11.380 But it's also a risky one because the first time he saw it, he was going to declassify it.

00:06:16.480 And then was it Pompeo that gave it to him?

00:06:18.420 Yeah.

00:06:18.860 And then he kind of looked at it and then didn't declassify it.

00:06:21.580 So basically Pompeo was the head of the CIA, correct?

00:06:23.980 And then he showed him the JFK files that basically said the CIA killed him or the deep state killed him.

00:06:28.840 And then they're like, do you want to release this?

00:06:30.980 And I think he was like, eh, maybe not.

00:06:34.360 So good to see it's finally coming out.

00:06:35.960 Let's see what actually happened there.

00:06:37.840 Maybe they have the original footage.

00:06:39.460 Yep.

00:06:39.580 All right.

00:06:40.160 Next story, Doge.

00:06:41.980 Department of Government Efficiency has already saved $5.5 billion.

00:06:46.080 That was as of a few days ago.

00:06:47.340 I'm sure it's even higher now.

00:06:48.620 Yeah.

00:06:48.820 They added this Doge clock to like a website, the U.S. debt clock.

00:06:52.900 So we have a long way to go.

00:06:54.360 You're like, oh, let me see the Doge clock.

00:06:55.840 And then you're like, you look at the U.S. debt.

00:06:57.540 You're like, oh.

00:06:58.940 So it's not exactly uplifting.

00:07:01.120 I also want to see a deportation counter added to this.

00:07:04.420 Me too.

00:07:05.000 But good work.

00:07:05.620 And Vivek is out.

00:07:06.800 Vivek is out.

00:07:07.700 And it's good to see this being tallied up.

00:07:10.880 And I like the transparency.

00:07:12.520 One of the things that they're doing is getting rid of pennies or getting rid of making pennies.

00:07:17.140 Can you read that headline?

00:07:17.820 The penny costs over $0.03 to make and cost U.S. taxpayers over $179 million in fiscal year 2023.

00:07:25.480 The mint produced over $4.5 billion pennies in 2023, around 40% of the $11.4 billion coins for circulation produced.

00:07:35.300 A penny or $0.03 for your thoughts.

00:07:37.260 So a losing proposition.

00:07:39.300 I throw pennies in the trash.

00:07:40.820 Yeah.

00:07:41.080 I don't pick up pennies.

00:07:42.060 I don't even pick up nickels.

00:07:44.140 A dime, if there's something good next to it, I'll pick that up.

00:07:47.440 But I really only bend down for quarters.

00:07:49.380 And I've seen him throw away quarters.

00:07:52.400 Empty his pockets.

00:07:53.280 Coins.

00:07:53.880 Well, I try to keep quarters.

00:07:55.300 But if I get, like, pennies and nickels and a receipt, it all goes in the trash.

00:07:59.400 I'm glad to see the government following my lead.

00:08:01.140 And then also, yeah, they got it from you.

00:08:03.680 And then also, like, if people really want pennies still, obviously, you can't do it if they cost more to make than they're valued.

00:08:10.980 Just let the pennies in circulation go.

00:08:13.220 Yeah.

00:08:13.700 People got them.

00:08:14.360 We got them in buckets.

00:08:15.380 Yeah.

00:08:15.860 So, I don't know.

00:08:16.920 Well, we won't run out.

00:08:17.880 It's an easy cut for Doge, right?

00:08:19.380 That's the thing, too.

00:08:20.340 We've always said this.

00:08:21.920 There's actually, the work is so easy.

00:08:24.320 It's just finding and identifying and going, oh, that's retarded.

00:08:28.000 And we've been doing that for 10 years?

00:08:29.700 Why?

00:08:31.140 Let's cut it.

00:08:32.180 Exactly.

00:08:32.860 Not even hard.

00:08:33.600 Another thing that's happening, another change, 94% of federal employees do not show up to in-person work full-time.

00:08:42.180 Yeah.

00:08:42.620 So, Trump signed mandates requiring them to all return to work, which I'm sure will eventually lead to a lot of people getting their jobs cut, which is very much needed.

00:08:50.500 But 94% of federal employees were working from home.

00:08:54.140 And people work from home and just move their mouse around, making $350,000 at Facebook.

00:09:01.120 So, imagine what they're doing at the lower stakes federal government jobs.

00:09:05.300 Oh, nothing.

00:09:06.100 Even worse.

00:09:06.820 Yeah.

00:09:06.960 They don't even bother to move the mouse.

00:09:08.400 Nobody tracks.

00:09:09.000 So, yeah, I mean, it's a good, people will quit or change jobs or they moved away.

00:09:14.520 So, it's a nice little downsizing thing for a government that wastes a lot of money, right?

00:09:18.640 Exactly.

00:09:19.160 And our next story, there is now a one-flag policy on all government buildings.

00:09:23.740 You made us do this.

00:09:24.960 Trump State Department enacts one-flag policy.

00:09:27.440 Every U.S. outpost in the world must fly the USA flag.

00:09:30.620 No BLM or pride flags per free beacon.

00:09:33.480 Good.

00:09:34.100 And you know what?

00:09:35.540 Right, wingers?

00:09:36.560 We never tried to insert anything.

00:09:38.740 We just wanted to be normal.

00:09:40.320 Yeah.

00:09:40.680 It's all you.

00:09:41.680 You guys did BLM and pride flags and stupid shit.

00:09:45.000 Trams.

00:09:45.340 We just wanted to be normal.

00:09:46.620 So, I'm glad he leveled the playing field here.

00:09:49.280 And, you know, it's sad that, again, it's sad we even had to do anything, right?

00:09:53.880 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:54.680 And we're going to pick up the pace a little bit.

00:09:56.060 We have a busy housekeeping.

00:09:57.620 Okay.

00:09:58.500 So, the next story is the New York Post headline.

00:10:01.600 It says, it doesn't add up.

00:10:02.780 Unions have driven spending to highest in the nation, $36,293 per student, yet our kids rank low in reading and math.

00:10:11.640 Yeah, that's for New York State, obviously, where the New York Post kind of focuses.

00:10:16.000 And that's a lot of money.

00:10:17.140 It's a lot of money, especially when no one knows anything.

00:10:20.160 And we know how it works.

00:10:21.020 The parents don't care, so the kids don't care.

00:10:23.180 So, the teachers are dealing with kids who don't care.

00:10:25.660 And then the parents aren't holding the kids accountable if they get in trouble or don't do their work.

00:10:29.920 So, the teachers just become babysitters.

00:10:32.400 The teachers become babysitters.

00:10:34.020 And then it's the most powerful mafia-like babysitter union you've ever seen.

00:10:38.120 You ever notice how teachers' unions are getting more powerful than ever?

00:10:41.140 Like Chicago, for example, New York, big ones.

00:10:44.960 And they're kind of like a mafia, and they actually like getting illegal immigrants because it keeps their student body population high and they can keep demanding more money.

00:10:54.180 And obviously, no results matter, you know?

00:10:56.620 No results matter.

00:10:57.600 And then you would be surprised to hear this based on the most recent State of the State address from Kathy Hochul.

00:11:05.420 There was an event, State of the State, where she's kind of going over how everyone's doing, and this is what was going on there.

00:11:11.640 We had to get rid of the music because it was copywritten, but this is Governor Hochul's State of the State address.

00:11:19.040 Everyone's dancing around.

00:11:20.460 Everyone's old in suits.

00:11:22.340 The senior citizen dance group who plays at WNBA games, and Governor Hochul said, why not?

00:11:28.300 Yeah.

00:11:28.700 Bring them in.

00:11:29.480 Bring them in.

00:11:30.120 So, the kids can't read, and it costs more than ever to not teach them anything.

00:11:34.760 But you're also prioritizing and focusing on this.

00:11:38.540 Yeah.

00:11:38.680 We got the Make-A-Wish dance troupe in here.

00:11:40.940 So, that's at least good.

00:11:42.060 What did that cost?

00:11:43.060 Yeah.

00:11:43.380 Feels good.

00:11:44.520 We have another story.

00:11:45.720 It's kind of migrant-related.

00:11:46.860 We have a migrant section further in housekeeping, but I wanted to touch it here while we were doing the schools.

00:11:52.940 Fairfax County had an update about their budget.

00:11:55.860 It seems like they're in, what's it called when you run out of money?

00:11:59.220 Deficit.

00:11:59.780 Can you read the headline?

00:12:00.860 Fairfax County, Virginia is facing a $300 million budget deficit after its schools spent $142 million teaching migrant children English last year, up from 50% from a few years prior.

00:12:14.240 Consultants have now been hired to ask if people would rather have police, fire, or parks cut to resolve the deficit.

00:12:23.360 So, Fairfax County, Virginia, they spent all the money teaching the legals how to speak probably broken English, and now you have to decide firemen, police, or parks.

00:12:34.080 Which one needs to go?

00:12:35.400 And it's crazy how no one could just be honest.

00:12:37.360 Yeah.

00:12:37.640 You know, we're in a deficit.

00:12:39.900 What should we do?

00:12:40.760 Should we cut the police department?

00:12:43.100 No.

00:12:43.880 The fire department?

00:12:45.900 No.

00:12:46.640 I could be a consultant, come in, and go, hey, I can get rid of half this deficit if we just don't do this migrant kid shit.

00:12:52.360 Yeah.

00:12:53.040 It's actually really simple.

00:12:54.360 Where do I get my check?

00:12:55.660 I think it's the best idea.

00:12:56.860 So, hey, I know I'm just a consultant.

00:12:58.440 I just got here.

00:12:59.120 But any healthy society ever, they wouldn't spend all their money on stupid shit like this.

00:13:03.780 And all the basic services are – we've reiterated this so many times.

00:13:08.300 Cities and counties and municipalities are getting so far away from the basic services that you have to cut the basic services because Joe Biden brought 10 million illegals here.

00:13:17.180 Yeah.

00:13:17.620 Crazy.

00:13:18.080 Ruins everything.

00:13:19.440 And then this next article, can you give that a read?

00:13:22.080 Yeah, schools aren't off limits for ICE raids, Trump's Department of Homeland Security says.

00:13:27.540 An Obama-linked progressive group urged schools to defy ICE because the more illegal immigrants a school has, the more taxpayer money it gets.

00:13:36.060 That's done.

00:13:36.860 That's one of those perverse incentives things.

00:13:38.880 Like, teachers union and schools, like, they get their funding by the kids.

00:13:42.660 So, like, any administrator would be like, oh, we just let in 35 more illegals.

00:13:47.400 Like, our budget goes up, right?

00:13:49.000 Mm-hmm.

00:13:49.580 Perverse incentives and someone needs to be the adult in the room.

00:13:52.760 Same thing happened with the Maxine.

00:13:55.360 Yeah.

00:13:55.860 Oh, yeah.

00:13:56.260 You get this for every person in a hospital bed, every COVID case, every Maxine you give, you get a little bonus.

00:14:01.640 Yep.

00:14:01.900 And people kind of forget what they're doing and they're just motivated by the money.

00:14:05.120 All right, moving on.

00:14:05.880 Something kind of related to that.

00:14:07.080 Like we said in the intro, DEI is done as of this week.

00:14:10.860 I think one of the people who are now kicked out because of it is Sergeant Deb.

00:14:16.320 What's her name?

00:14:17.540 The commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, Linda Fagan, has been terminated over her failure to address border security and her excessive focus on DEF.

00:14:26.260 At ease, Sergeant Deb.

00:14:27.160 You're done.

00:14:27.840 Yeah.

00:14:28.340 And at least she had a normal haircut.

00:14:29.960 She could have had one of those L.A. fire leadership haircuts.

00:14:33.140 Yeah.

00:14:33.580 But she was trying to blend in.

00:14:34.700 And here's an interesting point I want to make about this.

00:14:36.880 This is Coast Guard, right?

00:14:38.000 So the Coast Guard is obviously involved somewhat in our borders and maintaining our maritime borders specifically.

00:14:44.700 And this is kind of an excuse for the new administration to hire anybody or to fire anybody who they don't want.

00:14:51.120 Like, oh, I was kind of told to stand down or we weren't running these operations.

00:14:55.360 It's like, okay, you didn't think that was part of it?

00:14:57.380 You're fucking fired, right?

00:14:59.000 Bye.

00:14:59.480 Bye, Deb.

00:15:00.760 Exactly.

00:15:01.160 And then the ATF had a similar thing where they're shutting down their DEI department.

00:15:05.680 But to get around it and not fire people, they got a little sneaky.

00:15:10.360 Yeah.

00:15:10.520 So can you read that headline?

00:15:11.440 The ATF was caught rebranding their chief diversity officer to chief officer to circumvent President Trump's order.

00:15:17.940 So obviously Trump did that order, dismantling all federal DEI.

00:15:22.020 And here she is, Lisa T. Boykin, chief diversity officer.

00:15:25.880 And then, oh, the next week, she's just a senior executive.

00:15:28.760 She's just a senior executive.

00:15:29.880 Let me keep my – you know, what does someone like that make?

00:15:32.840 A lot.

00:15:33.360 300.

00:15:34.320 Caught you.

00:15:34.880 Caught you.

00:15:35.760 Everyone's getting fired.

00:15:37.040 And hopefully all the show-watching government officials can get leads on these people now.

00:15:41.240 And it's ironic because DEI – like how many times have you seen DEI advertised by like a private company or the government or like this is what we're doing to make things equal?

00:15:52.480 And then none of those companies ever really advertise like business units in their company.

00:15:58.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:58.940 Like it's – like they'll advertise products but they'll never advertise like here's the sales team.

00:16:04.900 Yeah.

00:16:05.120 But they will do it for DEI.

00:16:06.600 And so the fact that they were trying to spread it is going to end up catching them.

00:16:10.560 You know what I mean?

00:16:11.020 Exactly.

00:16:11.380 They were loud and proud about it.

00:16:12.760 They were loud and proud and now we're in charge.

00:16:14.940 And they probably thought they were going to be in charge forever.

00:16:16.880 Yeah.

00:16:17.040 And here we are.

00:16:18.080 Tables turned.

00:16:19.360 Next, this woman made a video about how going after DEI isn't going to end the way you think.

00:16:26.200 Y'all could take DEI out of everything employment-wise.

00:16:30.500 We're still the most educated in the country.

00:16:36.260 Wow, the most educated.

00:16:39.160 That's awesome for you.

00:16:40.600 You'll get the best jobs and the highest paying and the most responsibility, right?

00:16:44.120 Yeah, and they only give college degrees to smart people, right?

00:16:47.460 Yeah, they don't just churn out $30,000 a year diploma mills for retards who are drinking and stuff, right?

00:16:53.840 So I originally made this list of things black people are the most educated in but it ended up being more racist than funny.

00:17:01.020 Okay.

00:17:01.280 So I'm just going to read it normal.

00:17:03.320 These aren't my words.

00:17:04.520 It just was written here.

00:17:05.640 Again, this is an abandoned bit.

00:17:07.940 Okay.

00:17:08.280 But they're the most educated in how to operate in the parole system.

00:17:13.020 But that's actually not even true because they're constantly getting in trouble with their parole officers.

00:17:16.840 Okay.

00:17:17.500 All right.

00:17:17.840 This is why it's a failed bit.

00:17:18.960 It's not really on the show.

00:17:20.220 They're most educated in how to miss your target with a full auto Glock.

00:17:24.740 Okay.

00:17:25.340 That's easy.

00:17:26.180 Yeah.

00:17:26.440 They're the most educated in how to get in a fight over something said on Facebook Live.

00:17:31.400 Okay.

00:17:31.760 That's just rude.

00:17:32.580 You don't need to put that in there.

00:17:33.460 That's true.

00:17:33.840 They're most educated in how to buy hot Cheetos with EBT.

00:17:37.500 It's not even creative.

00:17:38.560 Yeah.

00:17:38.840 You got lazy.

00:17:39.820 That's why it's a failed bit.

00:17:40.960 And then the most educated in how to shoot someone at a fast food restaurant over a ranch.

00:17:45.340 Okay.

00:17:45.620 That one's true.

00:17:46.600 Yeah.

00:17:46.800 And then the last one, they're most educated in the chase money glitch and having expired tags on a Nissan Altima with illegal tinted windows.

00:17:55.300 See, that's why it didn't make it into the segment.

00:17:57.300 For sure.

00:17:57.620 That's why it was a scrap segment cutting room floor.

00:18:00.020 Hey, you're a better man than me.

00:18:01.080 I would have rattled those off.

00:18:02.180 No fear.

00:18:02.640 All right.

00:18:04.080 Next.

00:18:04.380 But that's, I mean, isn't that so funny?

00:18:05.880 Like we're the most educated in what?

00:18:08.020 The most low paying, dumb social justice type degrees you've ever heard of in your life.

00:18:13.080 Like, obviously you guys need a DEI, right?

00:18:16.160 Yeah.

00:18:16.680 And obviously a lot of high paying jobs were just lost because of that.

00:18:20.400 So, and high paying jobs that at the federal level, that's you paying for it.

00:18:26.160 That's a good point.

00:18:27.140 So, I mean, enjoy your life, Stu Stu.

00:18:29.120 I'm sure you'll find something in the private sector earning 500K a year with benefits, right?

00:18:33.500 Exactly.

00:18:34.620 Next, there was an executive order that was revoked by Trump from LBJ.

00:18:39.280 Can you give that headline a read?

00:18:40.560 Yeah, an old one.

00:18:41.480 Trump just revoked executive order 11-24-6 signed by President Lyndon B. Johnson in 1965,

00:18:47.940 which basically established government affirmative action.

00:18:51.440 That's good.

00:18:52.100 Get rid of that.

00:18:52.640 And another part of it was it prohibits federal contractors and federally assisted construction

00:18:58.260 contractors and subcontractors from discriminating unemployment decisions on the basis of race,

00:19:04.760 color, religion, sex, national origin.

00:19:06.880 And it requires those contractors to take affirmative action to ensure that applicants are unemployed.

00:19:12.580 And basically, Trump's just saying we want merit-based because what happens when you take

00:19:17.060 affirmative action?

00:19:18.100 You overlook some of the best candidates because they're a white guy or a white lady.

00:19:22.520 Exactly.

00:19:23.400 And then our next story.

00:19:24.880 That's a big one because nobody thought he'd go that far back.

00:19:27.580 If a Lyndon B. Johnson executive order lasted all these years.

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00:19:43.540 Hashtag make a play.

00:19:46.220 We've had a bunch of Republicans.

00:19:47.800 Nobody thought he'd touch it, but he did.

00:19:49.220 Exactly.

00:19:49.860 Very nice.

00:19:50.840 And then our last story for this segment.

00:19:52.640 Trump orders blackout at CDC, FDA, NIH as health agencies prepare for MAGA bloodbath.

00:19:58.600 Yeah.

00:19:58.920 So basically, he's not letting them sneak out any studies or warnings or alarm bells, right?

00:20:05.620 Yep.

00:20:05.800 He's just kind of saying, shut up until we get our people in.

00:20:08.500 You're done.

00:20:09.440 Exactly.

00:20:10.140 All right.

00:20:10.500 Our next part of housekeeping.

00:20:13.020 We have a few stories here.

00:20:14.580 The first one is from a pastor who had God speak to him directly.

00:20:18.860 And this is the message he said.

00:20:21.480 So a man goes to the bathroom and he poops in the bathroom.

00:20:25.880 There's no toilet paper.

00:20:26.860 And so to clean himself, he uses his hand because there's nothing else.

00:20:32.080 So he cleans himself with his hand.

00:20:33.580 Now, he doesn't want to do it.

00:20:34.740 Then he gets up from pooping and he doesn't clean his hands.

00:20:38.600 Then he goes and gets in bed with his wife and he begins to touch up.

00:20:43.000 He begins to wrap his hands and arms around his wife.

00:20:46.120 The unclean pooped on hands.

00:20:48.280 He wraps around his wife and he doesn't ever wash his hands.

00:20:52.720 Well, the Lord said to me this morning in prayer that that's what MAGA is.

00:20:56.200 They know that Trump is poop.

00:20:58.560 They know it.

00:20:59.560 They know that Trump is a diarrhea poop.

00:21:02.240 They know Trump is poop.

00:21:03.920 And they put their hands into the poop.

00:21:06.420 God talks to you about this?

00:21:07.860 You and God have private discussions about poop?

00:21:10.220 That's what you guys are talking about?

00:21:11.480 That's what you're up to?

00:21:12.200 It's weird that God saved Trump's life from the assassination attempt and then I guess changed his mind.

00:21:16.640 He was like, actually, he's more of a poop on your hands in the bed with your wife kind of guy.

00:21:20.420 He saves you there and then let me tell you about the poopy hand situation with your wife back into bed.

00:21:25.060 It's actually the Indian street vendor in Mumbai that this guy's thinking of, I think.

00:21:29.280 He's confused.

00:21:30.240 He's confused about the illegal migrants that are here in New York who don't wash their hands and serve you one of those not chinchillas, the kitty pigs.

00:21:38.560 Yeah.

00:21:39.380 There you go.

00:21:39.780 All right.

00:21:40.080 Next, Elliot Page.

00:21:41.260 Bad news for Elliot Page.

00:21:43.000 Elliot Page now has 30 days to transition back to Ellen Page or face prison.

00:21:48.420 Yeah.

00:21:48.780 And it's Guantanamo.

00:21:50.180 It's federal prison like that.

00:21:51.740 Trump's America, baby.

00:21:52.860 I mean, you had your fun for a few years and, you know, you got to go back.

00:21:57.040 Yep.

00:21:57.520 Trump's in charge.

00:21:58.360 That's how we do it.

00:21:59.520 All right.

00:21:59.780 Our next piece is from Emetic Sisyphus.

00:22:01.900 A lot of people are talking about empathy now because Trump's in power and the Democrats and leftists are saying there's no empathy and Trump lacks empathy and the right's all psychotic.

00:22:11.580 Can you read the original tweet in Emetic Sisyphus's reply?

00:22:14.680 Well, some guy said the woke mind virus is literally just empathy.

00:22:18.720 That's it.

00:22:19.400 It's empathy.

00:22:20.620 And Emetic Sisyphus said empathy is the ability to model someone else's emotions and thoughts and predict how they would act.

00:22:28.200 There is no one worse at this than the left.

00:22:30.060 What they do is imagine everyone in the world is exactly like they are and then react accordingly.

00:22:35.740 Guy crying?

00:22:36.980 Well, he's like me, so we should stop whatever is making him cry.

00:22:40.160 Thief?

00:22:40.740 Probably just trying to feed his family.

00:22:42.160 That's the only reason I'd steal.

00:22:43.860 Conservative?

00:22:44.740 He must be evil because I think conservative politics are evil, which means he's choosing to be evil.

00:22:50.080 Yeah.

00:22:50.900 Yeah.

00:22:51.340 It all goes one way.

00:22:52.640 And we've talked about this before, which is empathy for some foreigner who's never been here, but no empathy for, like, your neighbor or countryman who's kind of watched factory jobs get shipped away and his town hollowed out and then Haitians dumped in there, right?

00:23:07.040 Yeah.

00:23:07.360 No empathy for him.

00:23:08.440 He can handle it, right?

00:23:09.500 America's rich and strong.

00:23:10.560 Empathy for the migrants who don't fit in socially and can't from third world countries, but you give them the best intentions, even though they're doing crimes and, like, sexually assaulting people.

00:23:19.760 But then your average American who's on the right, you have to paint them as, like, a foreign monster.

00:23:25.720 They have the whole thing backwards.

00:23:27.460 Yeah.

00:23:27.740 And you know what?

00:23:28.680 My ideal for the Trump administration is empathy for the American taxpayer.

00:23:34.640 And that's a distinction.

00:23:35.820 There's Americans and then there's the American taxpayer.

00:23:38.680 And a lot of Americans, you know, they coast off the American taxpayer, too.

00:23:43.340 So very true.

00:23:44.320 All right.

00:23:44.880 Our next clip is Trump talking about the Biden pardons.

00:23:47.840 And listen to what he says at the end.

00:23:49.800 This guy went around giving everybody pardons.

00:23:52.380 And, you know, the funny thing, maybe the sad thing, is he didn't give himself a pardon.

00:24:00.240 And if you look at it, it all had to do with him.

00:24:05.220 Hmm.

00:24:06.400 That's very interesting.

00:24:07.480 Tipping his hand at something there?

00:24:09.140 Maybe Joe Biden thought he'd get off the hook because he left Trump that nice note in the desk.

00:24:13.360 Yeah.

00:24:13.760 That nice two-paragraph note that basically wasn't even personalized.

00:24:16.900 Yeah.

00:24:17.700 Good luck, Joe.

00:24:18.420 Good luck, Joe.

00:24:19.180 Maybe you should have done it.

00:24:20.440 And we all remember 2016, lock her up, and we didn't do it.

00:24:24.700 And then they stole it in 2020 and took the country and tried to destroy it.

00:24:28.660 And from the grace of God, we got it back.

00:24:31.460 Now, this time, I think it's time to lock her and him up.

00:24:34.420 Yeah.

00:24:35.200 Trump's pardon for—oh, I don't even know if I really agree with that.

00:24:38.260 But Trump's pardon for himself at the end of this term is going to go fucking crazy.

00:24:42.980 That would be lit.

00:24:43.460 It's going to be from birth till exactly this minute.

00:24:46.680 Anything.

00:24:47.880 So.

00:24:48.240 All right.

00:24:48.600 Let's get into our migrant sections.

00:24:50.200 Obviously, a lot going on there.

00:24:51.840 Can you read that headline?

00:24:52.800 Well, this was from January 22nd, so—

00:24:56.140 Three days ago.

00:24:56.600 It was just the first day post-Trump's inauguration.

00:24:59.500 ICE arrested 308 illegal migrants on Trump's first day in office.

00:25:03.620 Borders are Tom Homan says.

00:25:06.180 That's good, but—

00:25:07.100 We need to get those up.

00:25:07.800 Yeah, we're like 300,000 days.

00:25:09.700 Everyone goes home.

00:25:10.640 Start doing some quick math.

00:25:11.780 You go, that's only going to get half a million done over four years.

00:25:14.760 Not a lot.

00:25:15.280 And so another thing that we've talked about on the show a lot is that distinction between criminal illegals, and that's obviously who they're going after first.

00:25:24.720 People who are felons, people who commit crimes, people who have been released by Sanctuary City police.

00:25:30.420 But another way to do it without actually deporting them is absolutely strangling them, e-verify, like cutting out how they make money and stuff.

00:25:38.860 So it's going to be a two-prong.

00:25:40.400 I'm letting them cook for a while before I go, I'm unhappy with this or I am happy with this.

00:25:45.280 There'll be a lot of self-deportations too, so yeah.

00:25:48.300 Stephen Miller's fighting hard to absolutely deport a lot of people.

00:25:51.480 I like Stephen Miller, so—

00:25:52.840 We'll see.

00:25:53.400 We've got to give him time to cook, right?

00:25:54.480 We're optimistic.

00:25:55.240 Let him cook.

00:25:56.160 One of the people who got sent back was this guy from Haiti.

00:25:59.640 I'm not going back to Haiti.

00:26:00.960 One of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti.

00:26:04.480 ICE says he's a gang member with 17 criminal convictions in recent years.

00:26:09.360 Trump, you feel me?

00:26:11.280 Yo, Biden forever, bro.

00:26:12.620 Thank Obama for everything that he did for me, bro.

00:26:16.640 The violent Haitian criminal illegal is thanking Obama and Biden.

00:26:21.020 After doing 17 felonies, and that's the ones he got caught for.

00:26:24.160 Yeah, so like an iceberg.

00:26:25.720 It's probably 50.

00:26:26.160 Like an iceberg, there's always more felonies underneath.

00:26:29.020 And then Joe Biden forever thanks to Obama for everything he did for me.

00:26:33.160 It's like, Doug, you don't—this is not good branding for what's going on right now.

00:26:37.160 Don't talk about me.

00:26:38.080 Horrible optics.

00:26:38.860 I mean, that's good.

00:26:41.200 That's who we start with, those kind of like rabid animal types.

00:26:44.220 And he's like, I'm not going back to Haiti.

00:26:45.640 It's like, yes, you are.

00:26:46.840 Yeah.

00:26:47.260 We will dump you at the shores of Haiti.

00:26:49.200 This next clip is some sort of border wall, barbed wire, truck slinky, spicy slinky thing.

00:26:57.780 Look at that.

00:26:59.500 We need this.

00:27:00.440 Let's order more of this.

00:27:01.800 Yeah.

00:27:02.080 I think this might be in China.

00:27:03.580 This looks like the—you see those guys?

00:27:05.660 Oh, they look Chinese.

00:27:06.380 This might be Chinese, but I think it's time to call in a few of our own.

00:27:09.780 Yeah.

00:27:09.940 Let's place an order, and let's get some of that over here.

00:27:13.000 The trucks.

00:27:13.460 Just load them out.

00:27:14.380 Barbed wire trucks and buses, guys.

00:27:16.180 We need them.

00:27:17.220 All right.

00:27:17.600 Our next story, birthright citizenship was overturned by Trump.

00:27:20.960 That's great news.

00:27:22.060 Well, it's overturned.

00:27:23.200 It's since been blocked by a judge.

00:27:25.060 This is the type of executive order that's just destined for the Supreme Court.

00:27:28.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:28.860 And it's something we've talked about on the show where it's—and subject to the jurisdiction thereof is the important distinction.

00:27:36.880 So that's going to get litigated with a majority conservative Supreme Court.

00:27:40.640 Yep.

00:27:41.020 And so this guy said Trump's new executive order would unconstitutionally bar citizenship to one in every 13 babies born in the U.S.

00:27:49.880 That's a staggering number of people.

00:27:51.580 And he's saying that trying to get, like, some emotions riled up and to, like, make you feel bad.

00:27:56.440 But why are one in 13 people born in the U.S.?

00:27:59.620 You just gave it away.

00:28:00.760 You're telling me almost 10% of babies born in the U.S. are just not American and random from H-1B and migrants and whoever can overstay their visa?

00:28:11.660 Caught you.

00:28:12.440 Yeah.

00:28:12.760 So I really hope that it's litigated in our favor.

00:28:16.360 I don't know.

00:28:16.980 We'll see.

00:28:17.620 I'm not a great legal mind.

00:28:18.900 I don't know the propensity of the Supreme Court justices on this issue.

00:28:22.580 But having a Chinese woman jump across the border, give birth here, was not what the 14th Amendment was made for.

00:28:29.860 That's not what—nobody ever discussed that.

00:28:32.260 So we'll see how it's kind of—

00:28:33.400 And then as long as you get within the lines, you're a country too.

00:28:37.440 One inch here?

00:28:38.420 U.S.

00:28:38.840 Two inches over there?

00:28:40.040 You're in Mexico.

00:28:40.880 Not our problem.

00:28:41.740 Like, that's not never what it was supposed to be.

00:28:44.000 And we'll obviously watch it get litigated over the next 18 months, 12 months.

00:28:48.080 I don't know.

00:28:48.480 Yep.

00:28:48.920 And then our next story is that the Spanish version of the White House webpage is now not available.

00:28:55.340 The White House government website, the Spanish version, cannot be found anymore.

00:29:01.980 And in this little box that takes you to the homepage, the words that they chose to use are go home.

00:29:10.280 That's pretty good.

00:29:11.520 It's called a happy accident or Stephen Miller is deep in the weeds on these decisions.

00:29:15.800 Stephen Miller is doing bits.

00:29:16.920 He's planting Easter eggs for us.

00:29:18.460 We read you loud and clear, Steve.

00:29:19.840 Stephen, I'm standing back and standing by.

00:29:22.580 You need me at the border?

00:29:24.100 Go home.

00:29:25.280 That's pretty good.

00:29:26.160 And then Trump also declared that the cartels are now foreign terrorist organizations, which is good.

00:29:32.700 But that could escalate some things as well, I'm sure.

00:29:35.020 Yeah.

00:29:35.200 And then somebody quote tweeted this after Trump made that executive order.

00:29:40.120 And he said, hope Americans are ready for the massive amount of retaliatory hits.

00:29:45.480 Every single white tourist across all of Latin America is going to be fair game.

00:29:49.680 Bombings and kidnappings will become monthly occurrences in major southwestern cities.

00:29:55.340 So we really should declare war on you and not have you in our country.

00:29:59.540 You know, an immediate threat to violence?

00:30:01.280 Yeah.

00:30:01.640 We're not going to not do it because we're scared of how violent and crazy you are.

00:30:05.780 Is that what?

00:30:06.320 Yeah.

00:30:06.560 Does the U.S. just listen to Mexican threats all the time?

00:30:09.360 Is that how our lives are?

00:30:10.620 Sicario maxing coming our way.

00:30:12.760 Yeah.

00:30:12.940 And next we have a video here.

00:30:15.540 Mexicans protest Trump at U.S. embassy in Mexico City.

00:30:19.340 So they're hitting the piñata Trump effigy.

00:30:22.460 Is that what that's called?

00:30:23.220 Basically.

00:30:23.960 Piñata effigy.

00:30:25.060 And they put Trump in the Adidas Sambas.

00:30:27.620 Not consistent with what I've seen from Trump.

00:30:30.580 Never seen him in anything like that.

00:30:32.260 But then they're also doing this and it's like, this is who we were about to let in?

00:30:36.200 Yeah, I guess.

00:30:36.680 This is who comes here and now that they're not coming here, this is how they act?

00:30:40.880 And Mexicans in Mexico lashing out about the U.S. president.

00:30:46.200 It feels good, right?

00:30:47.040 Yeah, it does.

00:30:48.140 These people would otherwise be steamrolling our weak former administration.

00:30:51.980 And it's like, oh, I'd be pissed if I didn't have a free ride anymore too.

00:30:55.760 Yeah.

00:30:56.100 So I get it.

00:30:56.760 But it's just our self-interest versus their self-interest.

00:30:59.700 And I side with Americans.

00:31:01.520 Those days are done.

00:31:02.660 Yeah.

00:31:03.080 Let's get into some Indian stuff.

00:31:04.720 Yeah, the Indian debate is still raging from the H-1B great – the great H-1B Christmas

00:31:10.660 battle of 2024.

00:31:13.080 And again, something we just saw with the Trump effigies and then the Mexican threats

00:31:18.300 after declaring cartel violence is there's this error of entitlement amongst certain migrant

00:31:25.380 factions.

00:31:26.440 And I'm seeing that on the Mexican side.

00:31:28.460 And I'm also seeing it a little bit on the Indian side.

00:31:30.320 So we're going to go through a tweet because it's still being litigated, fought out on

00:31:34.960 Twitter, and a lot of Indian people who are self-interested are doing it, which I understand.

00:31:39.660 I get it, right?

00:31:40.340 But I don't really look for your opinion when I'm determining who's an American or who is

00:31:44.880 a permanent resident, right?

00:31:46.760 So this guy goes, righties seem very happy at this, but there is a very real sense of

00:31:52.220 confusion and betrayal felt by Indians, the point being that we worked hard and played

00:31:57.240 by the rules and for some reason are still hated.

00:32:00.320 And that was regarding the birthright citizenship thing, which is going to affect a lot of people

00:32:04.280 who had kids and all that.

00:32:06.900 And then he replies to his own tweets saying, we are small right now, but the diaspora will

00:32:12.640 only get larger and more politically conscious as time goes on.

00:32:17.540 You keep this up and Democrats stand to benefit greatly.

00:32:22.180 There they go with the threats again.

00:32:23.920 And it's like, his first thing starts off with, seem to be, we're hated.

00:32:29.740 And then he spells out exactly why we don't want unlimited Indian immigration.

00:32:34.360 Our diaspora is going to become politically significant.

00:32:37.040 We're going to be a ethnic voting bloc who all votes the same way.

00:32:40.860 So you just admitted why we should not like you strategically.

00:32:44.920 It has nothing to do with hate.

00:32:46.540 It has everything to do with like, not just allowing someone to come and hold our politics

00:32:52.360 hostage, right?

00:32:53.400 Yeah.

00:32:53.740 And then you also have how many billion of people in India?

00:32:56.500 Yeah.

00:32:56.980 So gates are closed, brother.

00:32:59.180 Exactly.

00:32:59.740 It's smart to not want incompatible people here that don't share our language, religion,

00:33:04.260 or values.

00:33:05.420 And we're not saying that because we're hateful or mean.

00:33:07.620 When mean is when we make fun of you guys for smelling like shit and pooping on the ground.

00:33:11.940 Yeah, mean.

00:33:12.980 And you can find that online too.

00:33:14.420 But when we're talking about immigration debate, like we don't need a new ethnic bloc

00:33:18.660 who's looking to swing their weight around politically in the U.S.

00:33:21.640 Like we're good, right?

00:33:22.820 Yeah.

00:33:23.160 And then our next clip is another example of Indian stealing opportunities from people.

00:33:30.580 Here they go.

00:33:31.660 They're doing a Guinness World Record.

00:33:41.940 That turban's helping him.

00:33:48.380 That's my point.

00:33:49.840 Yeah.

00:33:49.980 And can you read what the caption says?

00:33:51.640 This is the Guinness World Record for most ice blocks broken with hammer in a bed of nails

00:33:56.360 sandwich in one minute, blindfolded.

00:33:59.580 And it's 19 by Burr Khalsa.

00:34:01.420 So they broke the record for most ice smash on a bed of nails head sandwich.

00:34:06.180 And the winners are wearing a turban.

00:34:08.760 It feels cheap.

00:34:10.020 Well, yeah.

00:34:10.820 What happened to the previous record holder who had the most ice broken on a bed of nails

00:34:17.100 sandwich with your head that didn't wear a turban?

00:34:19.780 Yeah.

00:34:20.120 What about him?

00:34:21.080 Probably named John Smith.

00:34:22.620 Probably a white American guy.

00:34:24.080 He probably has like marks on his head still.

00:34:25.800 But they have a turban and that protects them.

00:34:27.500 And then everyone is so empathetic that they can't be honest and go, hey, I think the bed

00:34:33.700 of nails head sandwich is not the same for the other guy because these people are wearing

00:34:38.880 turbans.

00:34:39.360 But then they're going to be like, oh, you want them to take off their religious garb?

00:34:41.760 No, no, no, no.

00:34:42.360 Just do it.

00:34:43.380 Yeah.

00:34:43.620 And they probably cheated.

00:34:44.600 They probably have metal in there.

00:34:46.080 Exactly.

00:34:46.920 Exactly.

00:34:47.200 So this is really what makes me mad.

00:34:49.040 That should have been the first story of this show, actually.

00:34:51.200 For sure.

00:34:51.960 All right.

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00:35:08.940 Final page of housekeeping.

00:35:10.260 This guy did an undercover report, I believe, in the desert near San Diego by the Mexican

00:35:16.780 border.

00:35:17.840 And he's with James O'Keefe's team.

00:35:19.660 And listen to what he said.

00:35:21.260 I was out with OMG, with James O'Keefe in the California desert.

00:35:26.240 And April was out there, too.

00:35:28.140 And she's really good at finding stuff on the ground.

00:35:30.820 She's, you know, she finds money, all this other stuff.

00:35:33.000 She found an unlocked phone from a Syrian man.

00:35:35.660 When we happened to have a guy from Iraq on the crew with us who spoke Arabic.

00:35:40.580 And we're going through this phone.

00:35:41.760 There's telegram, voice messages.

00:35:43.200 There's all this stuff.

00:35:44.200 Calls are coming.

00:35:44.940 We charged the phone because it was dead.

00:35:46.220 Calls are coming in.

00:35:47.460 They're still going, hey, are you here?

00:35:48.760 Have you gotten to San Diego yet?

00:35:50.560 And I ran this by one of my good buddies who's high-speed military guy.

00:35:55.040 And he goes, dude, that's a cell.

00:35:56.900 So basically, there was this guy that kept calling teacher who was in Turkey.

00:36:00.840 And these were Syrian men going, teacher, where do we go now?

00:36:03.120 We're trying to get close to San Diego.

00:36:04.820 And they go, okay, this guy's going to take you here.

00:36:06.720 This guy knows Spanish and Arabic.

00:36:08.460 So you're going to meet up with this guy.

00:36:09.940 Try to get to San Diego as fast as you can.

00:36:13.340 Terror cell?

00:36:14.200 Terror cell on the border.

00:36:16.040 Yeah.

00:36:16.600 It feels like there's a lot of those here.

00:36:18.460 Classic.

00:36:18.700 Keep your head on a swivel, especially in San Diego.

00:36:21.620 But they're going to derail Trump.

00:36:23.380 And I think one of their arms to do that is going to be Muslim extremist terrorism amped up.

00:36:30.480 Yeah.

00:36:30.760 And that's the thing.

00:36:31.480 We've called it before, lone wolf season.

00:36:34.020 It's definitely lone wolf season or small growth season.

00:36:36.720 And all this stuff is on a delayed timer, right?

00:36:39.040 Like people who just got into the country over the last 36 months, say, they're getting ready

00:36:45.520 to do what they're doing.

00:36:46.600 Like Trump has stopped the faucet, but all that water that got in already is still up

00:36:51.280 to something not good.

00:36:52.340 Exactly.

00:36:53.160 All right.

00:36:53.460 Our next story is about pigeon English.

00:36:56.560 And what a country is pigeon again?

00:36:58.520 I don't know.

00:36:59.200 It's like Nigerian.

00:37:00.200 It's Islander.

00:37:00.920 It's some weird mix of language between merchants.

00:37:04.500 Yeah.

00:37:05.080 So pigeon English, BBC News pigeon is a real thing.

00:37:09.020 I follow them on Instagram.

00:37:10.020 I thought it was a bit.

00:37:11.020 I have a couple of their headlines.

00:37:12.440 And then we're going to show you a clip and make our own pigeon headline.

00:37:16.500 All right.

00:37:17.220 Cat way hope to be like lion.

00:37:19.460 No supposed chase rat.

00:37:22.080 What do you think that means?

00:37:23.660 I don't know.

00:37:24.120 It looks like the cat wanted to be like a lion, but it's not supposed to chase a rat.

00:37:27.820 Yeah.

00:37:28.160 I feel like a lion isn't above that.

00:37:29.920 I don't know.

00:37:30.660 All right.

00:37:31.320 All zebra get the same color.

00:37:33.300 No means say dee a pick and no go sabi who I'm a mama be.

00:37:38.020 I think that means all zebras get their stripes regardless of who they're born to, who the mama be.

00:37:45.020 Who the mama be.

00:37:46.320 That's what I would say.

00:37:47.420 That's what I'm keying it on.

00:37:48.680 That sounds good.

00:37:49.600 And then next we have this clip of birds mating.

00:37:52.160 Okay.

00:37:53.560 So there they go.

00:38:00.820 Okay.

00:38:02.140 You get it?

00:38:02.860 So my pigeon headline for this is de birds de cluck on em chudder and go see who like

00:38:09.220 who.

00:38:11.260 I think you're halfway to being an editor of BBC Pigeon.

00:38:14.380 They would hire me.

00:38:15.200 They wouldn't even notice.

00:38:16.200 Yeah.

00:38:16.960 That was pretty good.

00:38:17.600 That was good.

00:38:18.280 They see who like who.

00:38:19.580 They would notice, but American people or regular English speakers would go.

00:38:24.300 That sounds about right.

00:38:25.540 Yeah.

00:38:25.880 You trick me.

00:38:26.580 You trick, you know, me and you.

00:38:27.700 I kind of talk in Pigeon naturally.

00:38:29.740 Yeah.

00:38:30.120 Too stew.

00:38:30.440 Sometimes when I'm cooked, I'm too stew.

00:38:32.120 Yeah.

00:38:32.740 Okay.

00:38:33.180 Our next clips are about AI.

00:38:34.940 Larry Ellison, a billionaire, Trump supporter, who's kind of like part of the tech New World

00:38:41.000 Order types.

00:38:41.840 If things go bad.

00:38:43.100 He's an Oracle founder.

00:38:44.580 Oracle founder.

00:38:45.880 Here's what he said about AI and surveillance.

00:38:48.380 The police will be on their best behavior because we record, we're constantly recording, watching

00:38:55.340 and recording everything that's going on.

00:38:57.180 Citizens will be on their best behavior because we're constantly recording and reporting everything

00:39:02.720 that's going on.

00:39:05.180 And it's, it's unimpeachable.

00:39:08.080 The cars, the cars have camera, you know, cameras on them.

00:39:11.820 We have, I think we have a squad car here someplace.

00:39:13.840 Uh, but those kinds of applications using AI, if we can use AI and we're using AI to monitor

00:39:21.300 the video.

00:39:22.000 So if that altercation had occurred, that occurred in Memphis, the chief of police would be immediately

00:39:27.660 notified.

00:39:28.960 Hmm.

00:39:29.760 So I think that there is a world where the right wing ushers in the AI surveillance state,

00:39:35.660 unfortunately, because part of the AI surveillance state, um, will be delivered under the guise

00:39:41.920 of, we all get all the illegals out.

00:39:43.580 Crime and illegals.

00:39:44.780 We got to get the crime and the illegals.

00:39:46.280 We don't know who's who, but if we have an AI surveillance state, we can kind of find

00:39:49.940 out where all these people are.

00:39:51.640 The right wing could potentially champion that.

00:39:55.420 And I hope we don't, we shouldn't.

00:39:57.480 Um, but these guys are also talking about AI, mRNA vaccines this week.

00:40:02.240 Yeah.

00:40:02.620 Larry Ellison was about like targeting a specific type of cancer and stuff like that.

00:40:06.920 Which is weird.

00:40:07.740 Well, it's weird, but obviously nothing's out of the question.

00:40:10.880 But when you hear that, the good news is the entire right wing who's based in MAGA, we don't

00:40:17.680 like AI, mRNA.

00:40:19.920 We don't like the word mRNA.

00:40:21.680 Yeah.

00:40:21.980 We hear that and we go, you're doing this again.

00:40:24.460 So the fact that they didn't rebrand it or call it something else or like use some different

00:40:30.560 words and trying to soften it, but trick us that it's mRNA again.

00:40:33.780 The fact that they're just saying AI, mRNA, cancer vaccine, you're not going to get any

00:40:39.260 support.

00:40:39.700 So it's almost like dead on arrival in a way.

00:40:42.480 Yeah.

00:40:42.960 Hopefully.

00:40:43.600 I was going to say, or you got to really cure a bunch of people's cancer and then be undeniable.

00:40:48.380 So yeah, I don't know.

00:40:49.360 I don't have faith.

00:40:50.060 I don't know enough about that.

00:40:51.680 It's kind of like the same thing as the Supreme Court litigation earlier.

00:40:55.180 We'll see.

00:40:55.880 Yeah.

00:40:56.200 We'll see.

00:40:56.840 Skeptical.

00:40:57.460 Skepticism.

00:40:58.040 But yeah.

00:40:58.580 Make sure we all reject that though.

00:41:01.220 We don't want AI surveillance state no matter what, or no matter what it'll do for us.

00:41:05.500 For sure.

00:41:05.760 Uh, next we have a home drone for personal security.

00:41:13.080 Drone goes around the house and then he goes back to his little docking station.

00:41:17.460 So this is a ring drone.

00:41:18.720 And apparently when you leave, it flies around your house and does surveillance.

00:41:22.420 It's like a security guard.

00:41:23.740 He patrols the house.

00:41:25.400 Yeah.

00:41:25.620 And he's probably made in China and all the data is probably kept on Chinese clouds.

00:41:29.800 Yeah.

00:41:30.280 Don't worry about that part.

00:41:31.360 They 3D map your house.

00:41:32.880 Yeah.

00:41:33.400 All that shit.

00:41:34.840 Um, okay.

00:41:35.900 Next, uh, this is just a post I saw online.

00:41:39.540 There is a part of Antarctica where there's a mountain range that is blurred out.

00:41:44.300 The Queen Elizabeth mountain range is blurred out on Google earth.

00:41:47.840 Just want to put that out there.

00:41:49.040 Okay.

00:41:49.780 And it's very sketchy.

00:41:50.840 We all know what goes on in Antarctica.

00:41:52.560 Very sketchy.

00:41:53.580 They blurred some parts out.

00:41:54.980 Very strange.

00:41:55.900 Next, there's a doppelganger.

00:41:57.260 Even though we don't do doppels anymore, these people do a podcast and they look like us

00:42:03.240 a little bit.

00:42:04.020 Yeah.

00:42:04.600 The guy, I, you know, the guy's wearing glasses.

00:42:07.700 This guy looks like you, but he's sloppier.

00:42:10.000 Thank you.

00:42:10.500 You could, you could roll that guy.

00:42:12.080 You would roll him.

00:42:13.440 That's what I'm talking about.

00:42:14.900 That's why we, me fighting this guy would be pretty even actually.

00:42:17.760 I'm worried.

00:42:17.940 He's got tattoos.

00:42:19.320 Tattoos don't mean anything anymore.

00:42:21.120 Yeah.

00:42:21.500 The skinny pussies get tattoos.

00:42:23.760 I'm kind of anti-tattoo.

00:42:26.120 The Zoomer broccoli hair kids are now getting all tatted up and they're doing like lip syncing

00:42:30.380 videos with each other.

00:42:31.380 You got a sleeve.

00:42:32.400 I could beat up the whole crew.

00:42:33.900 Yeah.

00:42:34.500 It's tattoos are kind of meaningless now.

00:42:36.600 I, you know, I think.

00:42:38.880 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:40.200 It's gotten oversaturated.

00:42:41.220 There was a moment where it was edgy, but acceptable.

00:42:44.460 And then it flipped.

00:42:45.400 And now it's like, okay, you're trying to be tough.

00:42:48.140 That's what this is all about.

00:42:49.360 That's what I see tattoos as well.

00:42:50.600 Me too.

00:42:51.120 All right.

00:42:51.380 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:42:52.720 Before we get into cringe of the week, we do have a little bit of announcement.

00:42:55.480 There wasn't obviously a public show on Tuesday, but we did do an inauguration day special for

00:43:00.120 bonus land.

00:43:00.940 So go check that out.

00:43:01.700 If you're not a bonus land member, please sign up.

00:43:03.520 But there is not going to be a bonus land today because I am horribly sick.

00:43:08.580 My stomach hurts so bad.

00:43:10.220 I think it's from keto OMAD.

00:43:12.180 But I get my stomach.

00:43:13.880 I don't even want to describe what's going on.

00:43:15.680 You've been playing hurt a lot.

00:43:17.180 I've been playing hurt.

00:43:17.920 Got the dog attack.

00:43:19.440 I had the stiff neck.

00:43:20.600 Stiff neck.

00:43:21.460 And now I have like these stomach things and it's just like this.

00:43:25.520 And it's just like my guts.

00:43:27.180 All right.

00:43:27.440 All right.

00:43:27.720 All right.

00:43:27.900 And I think part of it scientifically to wrap it all up, when you do keto OMAD and you

00:43:32.900 burn fat, a lot of your toxins are stored in your fat.

00:43:35.600 So when you burn that fat, it gets dumped back into your stomach and then your body tries

00:43:39.120 to get rid of it.

00:43:40.280 But I'm assuming by explosive diarrhea or it gets redistributed in your body.

00:43:45.800 So part of the toxins problem is probably coming from the fat of my body that I'm burning because

00:43:51.800 I'm on keto OMAD.

00:43:52.640 Sounds like you have a very loose understanding of the basic human process.

00:43:56.480 But that's all true.

00:43:57.280 What I said.

00:43:57.760 Sure.

00:43:58.060 Maybe.

00:43:58.640 No, it is.

00:43:59.280 We'll never know.

00:44:00.040 No, it is true.

00:44:00.940 Everyone knows that.

00:44:01.980 If you're anyone involved in science, you know where the toxins store in your body.

00:44:06.000 A lot of it does store in your body fat.

00:44:07.640 Sure.

00:44:07.920 All right.

00:44:08.140 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:44:11.840 All right.

00:44:14.600 Welcome to Cringe.

00:44:15.840 You never say that.

00:44:17.840 I don't?

00:44:18.760 All right.

00:44:19.360 Welcome to Cringe.

00:44:20.580 Whatever.

00:44:21.260 All right.

00:44:21.920 Well.

00:44:22.240 You lost it.

00:44:23.020 Maybe a little.

00:44:23.760 You're playing her.

00:44:25.400 We're going to go long today.

00:44:26.800 Yeah, we are.

00:44:27.520 Because there's no bonus land, we're going to go an extra like 10, 15 minutes.

00:44:30.360 All good.

00:44:31.080 Longer episode feels good.

00:44:32.560 Welcome to Cringe.

00:44:33.380 Yeah.

00:44:33.640 Welcome to Cringe.

00:44:35.860 Transperson declares war on MAGA.

00:44:38.140 And look at the name he chose for herself.

00:44:40.800 He chose for herself.

00:44:43.180 Hello.

00:44:44.000 My name is Scarlett Kelly, and I am officially declaring war on the Republican Party.

00:44:50.700 If you are a Republican on TikTok and you want to interact with me, you deserve to die.

00:44:58.600 You deserve to be shot.

00:45:00.840 You deserve whatever suffering could possibly come to you.

00:45:04.100 If you are a Republican and try to start any of that kind of nonsense with me in person,

00:45:10.360 you will lose your life.

00:45:12.240 This is war.

00:45:13.860 Trans threats.

00:45:15.180 More trans threats.

00:45:16.220 Another case of the least physically capable people calling for the most violence.

00:45:20.500 Yeah.

00:45:20.940 You want to go to war.

00:45:21.760 You're done.

00:45:22.360 Do you have any guns?

00:45:23.240 No.

00:45:23.620 Do you know how to work weapons and organize?

00:45:25.220 No.

00:45:26.000 All right.

00:45:26.440 Have you ever fought someone?

00:45:27.560 We'll even go lower.

00:45:28.500 We're not even going to death.

00:45:30.020 Have you ever knocked someone out?

00:45:31.100 Yeah.

00:45:31.460 Have you ever withstood a hit of any kind?

00:45:34.120 No.

00:45:34.500 You chose Scarlett as your name?

00:45:35.920 Okay.

00:45:36.380 Thank you, Scarlett.

00:45:37.120 Yeah.

00:45:37.440 We'll see you out there.

00:45:39.200 We're going to go kind of a speed round because there's another trans situation here.

00:45:43.020 Let this one play.

00:45:43.900 This is a Minnesota house rep.

00:45:45.900 State rep.

00:45:46.520 Yeah.

00:45:46.640 State rep.

00:45:47.180 Yeah.

00:45:47.940 Whose house is this?

00:45:49.740 Whose house is this?

00:45:51.560 You chicken meatball headed motherfucker.

00:45:53.320 Whose house is this?

00:45:54.880 Whose house is this?

00:45:56.720 Whose house is this?

00:45:57.820 Yeah.

00:45:58.100 Go ahead and kick me out.

00:45:59.140 It'll be on every fucking news organization.

00:46:01.100 In the country.

00:46:02.680 I'm done with this shit.

00:46:04.180 You do not have quorum.

00:46:06.000 You are not allowed to do this.

00:46:08.140 And you know it.

00:46:09.120 You're not just going to-

00:46:09.660 Yeah.

00:46:09.960 Some people are calling him trans Uncle Buck.

00:46:12.420 That was me.

00:46:13.180 I was calling him trans Uncle Buck.

00:46:14.720 That big giant overcoat.

00:46:16.340 350 pounds approximately.

00:46:18.080 Some real John Candy in 1998 shit.

00:46:20.580 Yeah.

00:46:21.020 With like a Sam Kitteson attitude.

00:46:23.040 Exactly.

00:46:24.400 And then also later in this clip, he mentions that trans people need to be allowed to have

00:46:28.720 sex with straight people without telling them they're trans.

00:46:31.660 That's a winning policy, brother.

00:46:32.960 Yeah.

00:46:33.120 I don't think you have to worry about that, brother.

00:46:34.420 Trump got elected, so it's time to push that one.

00:46:36.900 Yeah.

00:46:37.120 And then also this, when someone says the phrase community organizer, this is what I think of.

00:46:43.540 Like some fat, ugly yelling in the state house.

00:46:47.360 That's what I think of.

00:46:48.520 And this person is like that, like a professional protester type, and then got elected somewhere,

00:46:55.740 like in a liberal area of Minneapolis, got elected to actually represent people, and then

00:47:00.880 still just party crashes, protests.

00:47:04.720 You know, it's like you're in it.

00:47:05.960 You can form policy.

00:47:07.860 And if you can't get it done, then you go, okay, maybe next year, or maybe next time,

00:47:11.320 or I'll politic a little harder.

00:47:13.380 But no, they just revert to the community organizer way, which is yelling at a bullhorn.

00:47:18.520 Trans Uncle Buck.

00:47:19.720 Trans Uncle Buck.

00:47:20.700 Thank you, John Candy.

00:47:21.800 John Candy's still alive.

00:47:23.380 That might be the thumbnail.

00:47:25.660 Okay.

00:47:26.340 Hold on.

00:47:26.940 I'm not done here.

00:47:27.840 I want to cook a little bit more.

00:47:29.100 So we've said that trans, or that the media and leftists and people are getting a little

00:47:36.200 fatigued, and they don't have that fight in them anymore during the second Trump administration.

00:47:41.320 Obviously, we've worn them out.

00:47:42.680 They're tired.

00:47:43.280 You can't keep going.

00:47:44.120 Some of them have even aged out.

00:47:46.600 Except trans guys.

00:47:48.520 Men who say they're trans.

00:47:50.620 I think they still have that fight.

00:47:52.080 They were crazy before.

00:47:53.700 They were crazy throughout the Biden administration, but they felt like they were getting some,

00:47:57.720 oh, this is for me?

00:47:59.120 They're on the White House lawn taking their shirt off.

00:48:01.260 I got invited.

00:48:02.160 Kamala wants to take a picture with me.

00:48:04.060 But I think they're the one, that's the one caveat is they're still crazy.

00:48:08.120 They're still absolute lunatics.

00:48:09.700 So watch out.

00:48:10.700 Lots to see from them, and they're more mad than ever.

00:48:13.100 Exactly.

00:48:14.240 Next is the meltdown, the anxiety support dog meltdown on the Rite Aid floor in the diaper

00:48:20.080 section.

00:48:20.820 Until she tells me I can get up.

00:48:27.380 Can you pause it real quick?

00:48:28.320 So the thing she says right off the bat, it gets kind of cut off, but she says, I'm

00:48:32.200 on the floor until she tells me I can get up.

00:48:35.400 Can I get up?

00:48:36.740 Right, cool.

00:48:38.440 Focus.

00:48:38.960 Please don't do that.

00:48:39.760 She is a working service dog.

00:48:41.780 Distracting a service dog is a class two misdemeanor in this state.

00:48:45.540 Focus.

00:48:45.880 I didn't mean to chew my ass.

00:48:48.160 Yeah, well, she's currently working, and distracting her is a class two misdemeanor.

00:48:54.460 Focus.

00:48:55.560 You don't do that either, sir.

00:48:57.620 Focus.

00:48:59.420 This is good.

00:49:06.000 Oh, I hate advocating.

00:49:07.320 So you forfeited your agency to a food-motivated husky.

00:49:12.920 Yeah.

00:49:13.560 Because they say it's a service dog, but service dogs don't need treats like that, and they

00:49:17.000 don't need to be rewarded for, like, focus and whatever their job is.

00:49:20.860 They just work.

00:49:21.800 So it's not even a real service dog.

00:49:24.020 And feeding the service dog treats like that, it's not a real service dog.

00:49:27.660 Yeah.

00:49:27.900 And then this girl, it's the victim thing where it's talking about she can't get off

00:49:33.840 the floor because of anxiety.

00:49:36.280 You know what an anxious person does when they get into, like, a crowded, loud, too-active

00:49:41.520 store?

00:49:42.380 They go, oh, God.

00:49:43.920 Oh, God.

00:49:44.480 And they turn around, and they go wait in the car.

00:49:46.000 They go, stupid, stupid, stupid.

00:49:47.540 I couldn't do it again.

00:49:48.460 And their palms get sweaty, and they kind of just, like, they break down.

00:49:52.400 But she sets up a cell phone, lays in, like, an area of the store drawing so much attention,

00:49:59.920 and then verbally accosts a man for making a sound at the dog.

00:50:04.400 So she's like, dog, tell me if I'm okay.

00:50:06.400 You, stop doing that.

00:50:07.700 It's me.

00:50:08.420 I'm filming.

00:50:09.160 Like, she's doing all this stuff that a socially anxious person could never do.

00:50:12.920 She's entirely on offense and delegating.

00:50:15.360 Exactly.

00:50:16.100 You, shut up.

00:50:17.100 And then at the end, she remembers, oh, I forgot.

00:50:20.280 I'm really sad from this.

00:50:21.700 Start doing the fake deep breaths.

00:50:23.220 Setting up the camera.

00:50:24.560 Fake anxiety, fake service dog.

00:50:26.660 All this shit's just for attention and, like, getting your dog into the movie theater.

00:50:30.400 Yeah.

00:50:30.760 It's really an epidemic.

00:50:32.720 And she canceled your vote.

00:50:34.040 Yeah, she canceled mine.

00:50:35.200 That was me.

00:50:35.800 I'll take that one.

00:50:36.720 I'll eat that one.

00:50:38.720 Okay.

00:50:39.440 Next, this person has a BIPOC.

00:50:43.260 Is that what they call it?

00:50:43.960 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:44.280 A BIPOC song.

00:50:47.660 Black and indigenous people of color.

00:50:51.700 Black and indigenous people of color.

00:50:56.660 Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, and queer.

00:51:01.260 Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, and queer.

00:51:05.100 Asian, American, Pacific Islander.

00:51:09.940 Asian, American, Pacific Islander.

00:51:14.620 Latino, Hispanic, Romani, and Creole.

00:51:19.000 Latino, Hispanic, Romani, and Creole.

00:51:23.540 We all have a place in this world.

00:51:32.100 We all have a place in this world.

00:51:39.100 Which I agree with.

00:51:40.720 Yeah.

00:51:41.140 We all have a place in this world.

00:51:43.020 Why do we need to bring everyone here?

00:51:46.160 Exactly.

00:51:47.520 She's anti-immigration?

00:51:48.860 Am I reading that correctly?

00:51:49.880 Yeah, I think so.

00:51:51.160 Stay, remain in Mexico?

00:51:52.280 Is that her policy?

00:51:53.540 It makes you wonder, has multiculturalism ever been promoted in a non-white majority country?

00:51:59.520 I don't think so.

00:52:00.880 Not even close.

00:52:01.300 And she doesn't even mention white people in that, so it's everyone but that.

00:52:04.360 Of course.

00:52:04.680 But where's your place?

00:52:06.060 Where you were born?

00:52:07.020 That's your place.

00:52:08.020 Where's our place?

00:52:09.000 Where we were born?

00:52:10.060 Why do we have to bring everyone from your place to our place?

00:52:13.420 I'm going to, I'm going to, I kind of like this song.

00:52:15.960 Me too.

00:52:16.420 I'm going to blast this.

00:52:17.320 I'm going to put this, rip this to an MP4, put it on my phone, play it on the loudspeakers.

00:52:22.680 Yeah.

00:52:23.240 Yeah.

00:52:23.600 But everyone has a place in the world, so everyone should stay where they were born.

00:52:29.080 This is the type of white woman who treats all these minorities like her little pets.

00:52:32.740 Like, I'm going to do a song to help you.

00:52:34.940 You're so stupid.

00:52:36.100 You can't do it yourself.

00:52:37.300 You're useless without me.

00:52:39.280 I'm going to save you because I'm white and I'm able to.

00:52:42.320 That energy is so bad, but hey, I don't know.

00:52:45.560 Song kind of slapped.

00:52:46.360 I kind of liked it.

00:52:47.080 I might be singing that.

00:52:48.060 Yeah, that was pretty good.

00:52:49.540 All right.

00:52:49.860 Our next little segment within Cringe is fashion related.

00:52:53.120 So this first one is a Japanese designer, I believe.

00:52:56.920 This fashion designer is considered the most controversial of all times.

00:53:00.280 Colonel Christian Poole is renowned for challenging conventional fashion norms with his unique creations.

00:53:04.700 He explored the themes of displacement and alienation by using unique construction techniques

00:53:08.760 to create avant-garde garments that blur the lines between fashion and art.

00:53:12.540 Weird dumper baby shirt.

00:53:14.240 Yeah, you could use that.

00:53:16.200 Diaper boy?

00:53:17.720 Aren't they calling you diaper boy?

00:53:19.180 They don't call me diaper boy.

00:53:20.080 Isn't that everybody calling you that?

00:53:20.540 No, I haven't heard that.

00:53:21.180 Everybody in this room is calling you diaper boy.

00:53:23.360 Right now.

00:53:24.160 Yeah.

00:53:24.500 It seems to be.

00:53:25.480 I've never heard a smoke alarm chirp on an Asian video.

00:53:28.220 Yeah, it happens everywhere.

00:53:30.060 And then our next one, speaking of fashion mistakes,

00:53:34.120 this guy's shirt says, kill your local pedophile,

00:53:37.880 but because it's a hoodie, the hood covers the kill,

00:53:41.260 so it just says, your local pedophile.

00:53:43.840 So he's your local pedophile.

00:53:46.220 De facto, if I'm just looking, I'm at Chipotle, I'm like, oh, my local, that's him?

00:53:50.780 That's him?

00:53:51.520 I'll mark him on the app.

00:53:53.180 Yeah.

00:53:53.520 So a little bit of a mistake there, a marketing mistake and a shirt mistake there.

00:53:59.560 And we've seen some merch like this recently.

00:54:01.620 Wasn't there another one you were telling me about?

00:54:03.400 Like, it wasn't this exact.

00:54:04.860 I think it was like pedo Joe, and it was like Joe Biden sniffing a kid or something.

00:54:08.520 Yeah.

00:54:08.860 And it's like you're writing pedophile on your clothes.

00:54:12.140 Yeah, that's weird.

00:54:12.880 It just seems kind of weird.

00:54:14.560 Like, yeah, we get it, tough guy.

00:54:15.920 You hate pedophiles.

00:54:16.800 You want to kill them.

00:54:17.900 You don't kill them.

00:54:19.060 Yeah.

00:54:19.260 So you're just saying, someone should.

00:54:21.920 Someone who's not me should.

00:54:23.560 They should die.

00:54:24.180 Everyone thinks that.

00:54:25.160 Have you seen all these Twitch streamers?

00:54:26.560 They catch a pedophile every two minutes.

00:54:28.380 And they beat them up.

00:54:29.540 And so you usually could, but you don't.

00:54:32.220 It's kind of like the lion's not sheep, hardo, same type of thing.

00:54:35.800 That's what I think.

00:54:36.480 You know?

00:54:37.040 A lion's not sheep.

00:54:38.100 It's like, oh, I'm a lion, not a sheep.

00:54:40.280 Have you seen my shirt?

00:54:41.300 It says I'm a lion.

00:54:42.160 Yeah.

00:54:42.420 I'm definitely not a pedophile if I have a kill all pedophile shirt, right?

00:54:46.000 I don't know.

00:54:46.760 It's just a little too much.

00:54:48.600 All right.

00:54:49.220 Next, speaking of weird fashion, there was a cruise in Australia where the crew came

00:54:54.220 out in these outfits.

00:54:58.200 I don't know what happened.

00:55:01.480 Housekeeping.

00:55:03.980 Woo!

00:55:07.700 Yeah.

00:55:10.100 They're supposed to be dressed as snow cones.

00:55:13.820 But they kind of came out as KKK people.

00:55:16.560 I mean, KKK, some bad people do something with something once, and then it's banned.

00:55:22.500 If it's appropriately amplified, then it's banned forever.

00:55:27.640 Elon does that little thing.

00:55:29.220 And then he's a Nazi.

00:55:30.940 These guys are KKK.

00:55:32.200 I don't know.

00:55:32.680 They're probably fucking Filipino cruise ship workers.

00:55:35.180 Yeah.

00:55:35.340 They're all minorities.

00:55:36.680 They don't really know.

00:55:37.700 And as everyone, they're dressed as snow cones, and they kind of got it wrong.

00:55:40.960 And then some people may be cheering, and it's like, oh, snow cones.

00:55:45.720 Yeah.

00:55:46.040 Yeah.

00:55:46.940 That's what I was up to.

00:55:47.940 Yeah.

00:55:48.200 Yeah.

00:55:48.480 Snow cones.

00:55:49.720 All right.

00:55:50.140 Our last clip of Cringe.

00:55:51.380 The Philadelphia mayor led an Eagles chant.

00:55:55.140 Well, listen.

00:55:55.660 We've got to do this.

00:55:56.800 Let me hear you all say, E-L-G-L-E-S, Eagles!

00:56:03.640 E-L-G-S, E-L-G-S, that's like a word that you learn on like a typing test.

00:56:11.480 It's just see if you can type it out in like eighth grade.

00:56:14.240 The mayor.

00:56:14.840 And I don't think she even noticed.

00:56:16.360 Yeah.

00:56:16.780 Like she just continued the press conference.

00:56:18.840 To be fair, I've done that, where I've said, made a mistake or typo and don't even notice.

00:56:22.680 But I definitely know how to spell Eagles if I'm the mayor of Philadelphia.

00:56:25.600 Especially if it's a chant that everyone says all the time.

00:56:28.420 And I think we've shown something like that before.

00:56:31.240 I think that's her second time doing it.

00:56:33.040 It might be her second time.

00:56:34.140 She really can't spell it.

00:56:35.160 Can't spell Eagles.

00:56:36.020 D-E-I is canceled.

00:56:37.120 Your job is over.

00:56:38.080 She's on par with the students of Philadelphia.

00:56:40.560 All right.

00:56:40.920 Our next section is Urban Decay.

00:56:43.560 What are you doing?

00:56:45.260 We are moving on.

00:56:46.580 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:56:47.900 It's going to get a little worse.

00:56:49.200 We're going to Urban Decay.

00:56:50.300 Our first story from Urban Decay is a high school basketball fight.

00:56:54.440 Look at this thug.

00:57:00.080 Oh!

00:57:01.120 No!

00:57:03.040 We're going to turn into a fight with the parents or his parent.

00:57:15.420 It didn't really go that long, though.

00:57:17.740 Like, people didn't really fight.

00:57:18.840 They broke it up.

00:57:19.640 And then he got in trouble for that.

00:57:21.220 He got charged.

00:57:23.180 Good.

00:57:23.680 By the police for two, I believe, two counts of simple battery.

00:57:27.420 Good.

00:57:27.780 And I hope he goes to jail, even if he's 17.

00:57:30.640 Try him as an adult.

00:57:31.940 Yeah.

00:57:32.200 Or get something on the record.

00:57:33.500 You know, I don't think everybody needs to go to jail the first time.

00:57:35.900 But you got to get something on the books.

00:57:37.340 So then the second time, the slap on the wrist turns into a slam on the back.

00:57:41.220 You know?

00:57:41.840 And that back is pushing you into a jail cell.

00:57:44.520 Yeah.

00:57:44.820 Because if you didn't learn from this time, then when are you going to learn?

00:57:48.020 Good point.

00:57:48.580 Also, this kid did the number one thing anybody does when they're a black person committing violence against a lighter-skinned or alternative race.

00:57:57.140 He claimed that one of the kids called him a racial slur.

00:58:01.140 So there's really no point in not making that case after you've impulsively assaulted someone.

00:58:07.440 You kind of always should.

00:58:08.740 That's just how the game is played.

00:58:09.960 And the cops should listen to that and then not even write that down.

00:58:12.800 You go, okay.

00:58:13.660 And then you punched him.

00:58:15.320 Okay.

00:58:15.700 So you punched him.

00:58:16.440 So you punched him at the end.

00:58:17.680 Those were words until then.

00:58:19.720 Yeah.

00:58:20.100 And then you punched him.

00:58:21.000 Yeah.

00:58:21.280 Oh, you made a racial slur?

00:58:22.980 That has nothing to do with this.

00:58:24.320 Yeah.

00:58:24.600 The physical parts where we're investigating.

00:58:27.260 Yep.

00:58:27.860 All right.

00:58:28.180 Our next story is a woman cop who is pulling someone out of the car and she's trying to remove his gun from his waistband.

00:58:34.820 And look what happens.

00:58:36.320 Okay.

00:58:37.200 What's up?

00:58:37.620 Put your hands on top of the vehicle for me.

00:58:44.060 I appreciate it, man.

00:58:45.140 You're very nice.

00:58:45.520 Oh, you're all right.

00:58:46.600 Oh, shit.

00:58:47.280 You okay?

00:58:47.900 You okay?

00:58:47.940 You okay?

00:58:48.000 You okay?

00:58:48.400 You okay?

00:58:48.620 You okay?

00:58:49.620 Put the gun down.

00:58:50.620 Put the gun down.

00:58:51.740 You okay?

00:58:52.580 Nope.

00:58:53.740 Hey, rescue 1068.

00:58:56.020 Let's go.

00:58:56.400 Walk with me.

00:59:02.320 Walk with me.

00:59:07.320 Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.

00:59:10.200 Sit down.

00:59:11.400 You're fired.

00:59:17.440 He shouldn't have had a job in the first place, but you do.

00:59:20.100 And that's one way for him to get his money up, too.

00:59:22.300 Yeah.

00:59:22.580 That's a 300.

00:59:23.560 What do you think?

00:59:24.300 300K?

00:59:24.920 A million.

00:59:25.460 You think a million?

00:59:26.280 Yeah.

00:59:26.620 Shot.

00:59:27.480 Who knows where he was shot in the groin area?

00:59:29.320 I think the leg, yeah.

00:59:30.560 Yeah, millions.

00:59:31.560 All right.

00:59:31.780 And then she's fired already.

00:59:33.220 She got fired?

00:59:33.940 Yeah, immediately.

00:59:36.080 But what was that?

00:59:37.380 You reach into the pocket, and obviously the guy didn't have his safety on, or maybe it

00:59:40.660 was a Glock, whatever.

00:59:41.780 But you're reaching in, and you grab the trigger, and then you pull it out.

00:59:45.560 Don't be afraid if you're ever in a situation like this where, you know, most of you won't

00:59:50.100 be, but don't be afraid to find the most militant-looking former Marine guy there and go, can he do

00:59:54.940 it?

00:59:55.540 Yeah.

00:59:56.140 Not Deb.

00:59:57.120 Anybody but Deb, right?

00:59:58.620 Yeah.

00:59:59.160 I have a fear of women police.

01:00:02.200 For sure.

01:00:03.300 Oh, we've seen them accidentally pull their gun instead of the taser.

01:00:07.060 We've seen them shoot the guy in the leg while he's complying and getting his gun taken away.

01:00:11.760 We've seen a lot.

01:00:12.660 The way black people feel about police, I feel about women police.

01:00:16.740 That's actually brilliant.

01:00:17.840 That's very true.

01:00:18.740 See how I can connect it all?

01:00:20.080 Yeah.

01:00:21.000 Yeah.

01:00:21.280 All right.

01:00:21.580 So imagine what black people think about women police.

01:00:24.260 They go fucking crazy, and that's exhibit A right there.

01:00:27.280 That's as bad as it gets.

01:00:29.180 All right.

01:00:29.540 Next is a messy burglary story covered by local Fox.

01:00:33.680 Two suspects are on the run after a messy burglary last month, according to the Polk County

01:00:38.320 Sheriff's Office.

01:00:39.760 Deputies say a pair they nicknamed Mr. Clean and Miss Dookie stole $500 worth of cleaning

01:00:45.100 products from a family dollar in Mulberry.

01:00:47.120 The woman distracted employees by using the store's floor as her bathroom, while the man

01:00:52.480 walked around stealing nearly $500 worth of items like Gain, Tide, and Clorox products.

01:00:58.500 Do you recognize these suspects?

01:01:01.000 Visit fox13news.com or download the Fox Local app to learn how to...

01:01:04.800 So do you think they've picked straws for those roles?

01:01:07.600 Yeah.

01:01:08.080 And then they switch off when they go to the Target next door.

01:01:11.160 Yeah.

01:01:11.580 I'll be the one who casually walks...

01:01:12.920 I don't want to shit again.

01:01:14.140 I'll be the one who casually walks out with the cart like no big deal.

01:01:17.680 And then you're the one who's going to shit on the ground in front of everybody.

01:01:20.980 Hey, it's also good to know that deputies in Polk County are having fun.

01:01:24.620 And then they get to call the news and go, yeah, we're calling Mr. Clean and Mrs. Dookie.

01:01:29.700 And they go, okay.

01:01:30.940 And they hang up.

01:01:31.660 It's like a prank call.

01:01:32.400 And it's like, no, that's really what we're calling them.

01:01:33.520 They have to say it.

01:01:34.700 Yeah.

01:01:35.540 All right.

01:01:36.100 We're moving...

01:01:36.880 One more problem.

01:01:38.700 Fox is doing stand-up hits from fucking this lady's home library and she's got fur on her

01:01:42.940 sweater?

01:01:43.720 It's local Fox.

01:01:45.260 What's that?

01:01:45.600 Local Fox is trying to do social media.

01:01:48.380 Work from home type stuff?

01:01:49.660 Yeah.

01:01:50.420 She did a good job, but she does have...

01:01:52.140 She's got the news voice, but...

01:01:53.800 Cat hair on her sweater.

01:01:55.440 Yeah, you got cat hair on your sweater.

01:01:56.960 All right.

01:01:57.400 It's not about her.

01:01:58.540 All right.

01:01:59.080 Next story is about the fentanyl crisis.

01:02:02.400 Do y'all document how many ODs y'all go throughout the day?

01:02:05.760 Dude, crazy.

01:02:08.080 When it was heroin?

01:02:09.700 First week of the month.

01:02:11.280 Second week, slow down.

01:02:12.920 Third week, we beat the shit out of each other.

01:02:15.340 Fourth week, patrols.

01:02:17.960 Fentanyl's so goddamn cheap.

01:02:19.200 Oh, and people are drunk now.

01:02:20.840 Is fentanyl so cheap now?

01:02:21.800 It's all month long.

01:02:22.920 It's all month long.

01:02:23.900 Heroin?

01:02:25.100 Low income?

01:02:27.060 Poverty?

01:02:28.600 20-year-olds?

01:02:29.740 Late teens?

01:02:31.020 Once in a while, an old 40-year-old?

01:02:33.060 Once in a while.

01:02:34.100 Is fentanyl?

01:02:35.760 Teens?

01:02:36.440 60-year-olds?

01:02:37.620 Pacific-height?

01:02:38.520 Dockers?

01:02:39.280 Down and out in the TL?

01:02:40.640 Dude, it is fucking crazy.

01:02:42.680 Okay.

01:02:43.040 It's so goddamn cheap.

01:02:44.900 Wow.

01:02:45.700 Yeah.

01:02:45.960 So fentanyl's changing the game.

01:02:47.500 The OD game.

01:02:48.520 Yeah, and it's this guy.

01:02:50.380 I like a guy like this.

01:02:51.540 He's been around.

01:02:52.260 He's seen it progress.

01:02:53.260 He's got something to say.

01:02:54.580 And yeah, it's completely changed the game.

01:02:56.740 He said it used to be just the first week of the month when people got paid was when heroin

01:03:00.340 ODs went crazy.

01:03:01.500 And now it's so cheap.

01:03:02.400 It's killing everybody, every age, every type.

01:03:05.120 That cyclical nature of drugs, it's pretty interesting.

01:03:08.680 And the other part of this is like, this guy's obviously San Francisco fire department paramedic

01:03:14.480 who comes rolling up, or maybe he's just a fireman.

01:03:17.580 I'm not sure.

01:03:18.760 But like, you know, the old, I'm sure there's an NBC show called like Chicago Fire and Chicago

01:03:25.540 Paramedic.

01:03:26.800 And it's all these cool things where this guy broke his leg and he's pinned under the car.

01:03:30.340 Get him up.

01:03:30.980 And it's just, you're getting knotted off fentanyl heads like all day.

01:03:34.760 Just Narcanning people.

01:03:36.060 Yeah.

01:03:36.280 It's like, it's, it's like a mobile babysitter Narcan delivery system now.

01:03:40.420 Yeah.

01:03:40.720 So it takes some of the prestige and the like cool factor way out of a job that should be

01:03:46.960 pretty cool.

01:03:47.880 You should feel good about being a paramedic, but now you're just like, nod it off guys,

01:03:52.440 fold it over on the street, you know?

01:03:54.140 Yeah.

01:03:54.640 And obviously this goes hand in hand with immigration too.

01:03:56.780 All the fentanyls coming across the border.

01:03:58.600 And because everyone's on fentanyl, no one's able to be a historical actor anymore.

01:04:04.840 In Philadelphia.

01:04:05.800 In Philadelphia.

01:04:06.960 Can you read the headline?

01:04:07.800 Oh, it says break out the powdered wig.

01:04:09.700 Philly needs historic actors.

01:04:12.160 So there's no one able to do historic acting reenactments of the revolutionary or civil war

01:04:17.580 because everyone's on fentanyl.

01:04:19.500 Imagine Benjamin Franklin folded over, just like lean in like that.

01:04:24.080 Or maybe they'll do a DEI revolution.

01:04:26.600 A revolution.

01:04:27.580 A Netflix Philly.

01:04:29.280 Filipino Ben Franklin.

01:04:31.160 Okay.

01:04:31.960 Our last story of Urban Decay is this woman on the subway with her boombox.

01:04:37.360 Yeah, so she's baiting someone to say something.

01:04:52.420 Yeah, that's...

01:04:53.460 I feel like you should be deported.

01:04:55.980 And then she'll say, it's my speaker.

01:04:57.160 I can do what I want.

01:04:58.040 I can do what I want.

01:04:59.080 I can do what I want.

01:05:00.120 I can do what I want.

01:05:01.040 And then if you say something, then she'll go, or else what?

01:05:03.240 Or else what?

01:05:04.140 Or else what?

01:05:04.800 Yeah, I have nothing to add.

01:05:07.220 I can read the future of what a confrontation with her looks like.

01:05:10.560 I know.

01:05:11.080 And these types of situations is why the foreigners, the Asians, who are a little less sensitive

01:05:17.280 than us, have certain ways of describing bad behavior by certain groups on public transport.

01:05:22.900 Yeah.

01:05:23.280 For example...

01:05:24.320 Here's some of them.

01:05:25.020 This is no circus performance here.

01:05:26.880 Japan is not a theme park.

01:05:28.160 They just use a black breakdancer doing that.

01:05:31.320 And then here...

01:05:32.040 Here's another one.

01:05:32.700 Please care about people around you.

01:05:34.560 And it's all these loud...

01:05:36.320 Some type of primates amongst a nice fox and a polar bear.

01:05:41.460 I don't know who those are supposed to represent.

01:05:43.340 Please have good manners.

01:05:44.860 I know who the primates are.

01:05:46.540 And then here's a warning from China.

01:05:48.400 You know, every state department, every government issues warnings, travel advisories from when people

01:05:53.680 leave and travel to do tourism outside of the country.

01:05:56.780 And here's a Chinese warning about London.

01:06:00.120 It says, London is generally a safe place to travel.

01:06:02.580 However, precautions are needed when entering areas mainly populated by Indians, Pakistanis,

01:06:07.600 and black people.

01:06:08.820 We advise tourists not to go out alone at night.

01:06:11.220 And females always be accompanied by another person when traveling.

01:06:14.720 Very honest.

01:06:15.880 That's basically like...

01:06:16.980 They're like, we watched Urban Decay.

01:06:19.020 We know.

01:06:19.620 We're the Chinese State Department.

01:06:20.880 We know what's going on.

01:06:21.760 Yeah.

01:06:21.900 We know what's up.

01:06:22.560 All right.

01:06:22.920 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

01:06:23.900 We're now moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:06:28.000 All right.

01:06:28.600 Uplifting Gold.

01:06:29.600 We have uplifting stuff this week.

01:06:30.980 Are you sure?

01:06:32.300 A little bit.

01:06:33.840 Okay.

01:06:34.920 First is, you know, the door-to-door salesman, the Andy Elliott people.

01:06:39.380 We've obviously been cooking them for the last few weeks.

01:06:41.580 Here's a guy who is tired of it.

01:06:45.480 Hello.

01:06:46.000 Hello.

01:06:46.560 How's it going?

01:06:47.500 What do you need?

01:06:48.180 My name's Nick.

01:06:48.840 I was just helping a couple people.

01:06:50.680 I can show you real quick.

01:06:51.700 And then I got to run back, but we're just washing all the windows and then the frames

01:06:56.060 and all the sills.

01:06:56.960 I'm just giving a bit of a deal just because I'm trying to film my afternoon.

01:06:59.920 No, thanks, son.

01:07:01.120 Sure.

01:07:02.040 Yeah, I can.

01:07:02.760 If you want, I can just count up the windows, give you a quick price.

01:07:05.440 Just so you kind of know.

01:07:06.120 Don't need it.

01:07:06.700 Thanks a lot.

01:07:07.120 You're totally not interested.

01:07:08.500 No.

01:07:09.040 Do you kind of do it yourself or just?

01:07:11.140 Get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass.

01:07:13.060 Okay.

01:07:13.400 I was just asking the windows.

01:07:14.820 Get the fuck out of here.

01:07:16.080 Now.

01:07:17.020 Okay.

01:07:17.460 Have a good one, sir.

01:07:18.480 And then after, he's like, this is what you have to deal with in sales.

01:07:22.180 It's not easy.

01:07:23.640 It's like, just take no for an answer the first time.

01:07:25.880 That guy said no four times.

01:07:27.360 He has no shirt on.

01:07:28.320 Yeah.

01:07:28.880 No.

01:07:29.640 Yeah.

01:07:30.440 You know what's a good tip to do that?

01:07:31.900 Just say, I'm a renter.

01:07:33.220 Just say, I'm a renter.

01:07:34.400 You can own the house.

01:07:35.560 And if a door-to-door sales, well, the no soliciting sign, A.

01:07:39.440 And then B, oh, I rent.

01:07:41.300 And you could be like a 50-year-old man with like three cars in the driveway.

01:07:44.280 And you just go, oh, I'm a renter.

01:07:46.180 Then they fucking leave.

01:07:47.560 All right.

01:07:47.780 Our next uplifting gold piece.

01:07:49.320 By the end of February, 2025, all steak and shake locations will use 100% all-natural beef tallow.

01:07:56.240 Yeah.

01:07:56.660 Great.

01:07:57.100 That's great.

01:07:57.760 That's a win.

01:07:58.420 I actually like steak and shake and their fries.

01:08:01.200 And their little tiny fries, those crispy boys.

01:08:03.340 And you get a patty melt, a Frisco melt.

01:08:05.200 Yeah.

01:08:05.680 He knows about Frisco melt.

01:08:07.520 I know.

01:08:07.720 Diaper boy knows about Frisco melt.

01:08:09.880 I know about Frisco melt.

01:08:11.280 Rap Boy and I are planning our first cheat meal.

01:08:13.660 Yeah.

01:08:14.280 We've been doing Keto OMAD.

01:08:15.640 We're going to do it for like three or four full weeks.

01:08:18.940 And then we're doing a cheat meal.

01:08:20.520 Rap Boy wants donuts.

01:08:21.860 I'm going to get jelly donuts, Philly cheesesteak,

01:08:25.320 some crazy shit.

01:08:27.140 I'm going to go crazy.

01:08:27.860 I might crack like 8,000 calories that day.

01:08:30.060 I'm doing one large cheese pizza.

01:08:32.500 Kevin McAllister special.

01:08:34.240 Kevin McAllister special.

01:08:35.700 I can't wait.

01:08:36.980 All right.

01:08:37.880 What's this next thing?

01:08:39.140 Some dancing in Antarctica stuff.

01:08:40.600 Yep.

01:08:40.880 This ballerina is in Antarctica.

01:08:45.080 Can't play the music, but there's nice music in the background.

01:08:47.860 Isn't that nice?

01:08:48.540 Isn't that cool?

01:08:49.640 That's art.

01:08:50.420 That's something.

01:08:51.100 That's uplifting.

01:08:51.840 It's uplifting.

01:08:52.500 That's what I call it.

01:08:53.320 What do you call the piece of the ship that they're on?

01:08:55.720 The hull.

01:08:56.740 Is that the hull?

01:08:58.200 Might be.

01:08:59.560 All right.

01:08:59.840 Boat people, let us know what you call that.

01:09:02.580 That's like an icebreaker.

01:09:04.080 It's a boat's pecker.

01:09:05.080 Yeah.

01:09:05.380 It's a boat's cack.

01:09:06.580 All right.

01:09:07.260 All right.

01:09:07.680 Next, this is a pretty cool optical illusion.

01:09:26.040 All right.

01:09:31.800 I actually.

01:09:33.480 Take your back.

01:09:34.820 Yeah.

01:09:35.380 Okay.

01:09:35.560 Well, I thought they were flipping their legs.

01:09:41.480 I thought the red jacket guy was with the red legs.

01:09:44.580 No.

01:09:44.900 And then the green was the green.

01:09:46.420 And then they were like interwoven.

01:09:48.920 That's just two guys carrying each other around.

01:09:51.460 Yeah.

01:09:51.700 And they have the opposite.

01:09:52.800 They have the inverse outfits on.

01:09:54.220 Yeah.

01:09:54.580 I thought it was like a leg thing.

01:09:56.160 We're like, oh, you use my legs and I use your legs.

01:09:58.560 Gotcha.

01:09:58.880 So you wasted everyone's time again.

01:10:00.020 Yeah.

01:10:00.180 That was a useless clip.

01:10:01.160 Next is a guy who was stabbed.

01:10:05.040 And while he's talking to the police, trying to gain and remain conscious, listen to what

01:10:10.700 he says.

01:10:11.580 And this is from that old river stabbing video in Wisconsin.

01:10:16.320 Remember?

01:10:16.620 Five kids got stabbed.

01:10:18.640 Yeah.

01:10:19.460 I have this head.

01:10:20.540 It's just so good.

01:10:21.940 Hey, AJ.

01:10:22.480 Come on, man.

01:10:23.440 I have a 45-06 dispatch.

01:10:25.840 I could use a couple of cops over here.

01:10:27.080 Please.

01:10:27.340 I walked down the river.

01:10:28.800 I got two stab wounds.

01:10:30.060 Hospital 79.

01:10:31.180 He's up.

01:10:31.660 Yeah.

01:10:31.800 Let's keep talking, brother.

01:10:32.760 Where do you live?

01:10:35.040 Okay.

01:10:35.460 What's your birthday?

01:10:37.800 Who's the president, man?

01:10:38.660 Okay.

01:10:39.020 What's the president?

01:10:40.580 Okay.

01:10:41.020 Joe Biden.

01:10:41.600 Okay.

01:10:41.980 What did he do?

01:10:42.940 In the past two years, what did he do?

01:10:44.860 Hold on, man.

01:10:45.840 Nothing.

01:10:47.240 Nice package.

01:10:48.180 It's good.

01:10:48.480 You're done, man.

01:10:49.160 He's good.

01:10:49.420 He's got his humor.

01:10:50.100 So even in his final moments, what did Joe Biden do in the past two years?

01:10:53.660 He just goes, nothing.

01:10:54.960 Yeah.

01:10:55.200 Your dying words are about Joe Biden sucking.

01:10:57.920 And that guy survived.

01:10:59.160 So good.

01:10:59.540 Good.

01:10:59.920 And if he's a show watcher somehow, we'll send you a bunch of shirts.

01:11:02.640 Yeah.

01:11:03.160 All right.

01:11:03.540 Our last clip of uplifting gold before our shout outs.

01:11:06.340 Nashville, would you like a ride, son?

01:11:09.080 Homemade speaker in a flatbed, baby.

01:11:12.560 Let's get it, son.

01:11:16.620 Set down in the front seat.

01:11:19.300 Turn on the radio.

01:11:21.560 That's nice.

01:11:22.540 That's the Dr. Peppers before the beers.

01:11:24.280 Yeah.

01:11:24.780 Country kids.

01:11:25.780 Start dipping soon.

01:11:27.220 Oh, that's coming quick.

01:11:28.420 They've done it once in their friend's basement.

01:11:30.620 He's got an older brother.

01:11:31.540 He got dizzy.

01:11:32.160 He's 16.

01:11:32.820 He got dizzy.

01:11:33.480 Mike puked.

01:11:34.340 Yeah.

01:11:34.980 Well, that's the end of our uplifting gold.

01:11:37.080 We have some shout outs, though.

01:11:38.840 Happy birthday to Nick Newth, who turned 41 this week.

01:11:43.020 He and his wife, Kendra, loved the show.

01:11:45.620 Happy birthday, Nick.

01:11:46.640 Happy birthday, Nick.

01:11:47.460 Happy birthday to Latifa Keneally on 118, January 18th.

01:11:51.280 They watch the show religiously, her and her husband, Lord James.

01:11:56.120 Very nice.

01:11:57.320 Happy birthday to Alistair.

01:11:58.720 I didn't know we had too many Latifa watchers.

01:12:00.580 That's one of our only ones.

01:12:01.840 That's our only one, I'm assuming.

01:12:02.960 Happy birthday.

01:12:03.700 Happy birthday to Alistair on January 19th.

01:12:08.380 Okay.

01:12:08.640 Him and Tess, his wife, they love to watch the show, and they watch every single episode.

01:12:14.920 Happy birthday.

01:12:15.520 It's very nice.

01:12:16.680 Happy birthday to Alexander on January 19th.

01:12:19.360 Jessica and him and their newborn watch every episode, so we have three show watchers.

01:12:25.180 Separate devices?

01:12:25.980 On one device, it sounds like.

01:12:27.480 Oh, wow.

01:12:28.380 So I don't know how to fully comprehend that.

01:12:31.960 That's okay.

01:12:32.440 Our views are actually great.

01:12:34.180 Yeah.

01:12:34.480 Our views are much better.

01:12:35.240 100,000 views is probably 1.2 people per screen?

01:12:40.260 Yeah.

01:12:40.680 1.3?

01:12:41.160 1.3.

01:12:41.860 Yeah.

01:12:42.400 Especially with people coming in and out.

01:12:44.000 Of course.

01:12:44.320 Let us know how you guys do it.

01:12:45.940 Happy birthday to Dana on January 22nd.

01:12:49.200 Happy birthday, Dana.

01:12:50.400 Yep.

01:12:50.720 I promised her I'd take the most time on this one to the point where it would annoy you.

01:12:55.700 But instead of doing that.

01:12:56.940 Let's eat some clock.

01:12:57.760 I don't care.

01:12:58.280 I'm here.

01:12:58.740 I'm just going to explain the bit.

01:13:00.100 Okay.

01:13:00.520 And then happy birthday to Steven on January 22nd.

01:13:04.200 He's an RRB type.

01:13:05.620 We actually have a video of him here.

01:13:06.880 This guy?

01:13:07.500 Yeah.

01:13:07.720 He's an RRB type.

01:13:08.580 It's his birthday.

01:13:09.380 He looks like you.

01:13:10.540 Thank you, Steven.

01:13:11.720 Yeah.

01:13:12.080 He, you know.

01:13:13.240 He'd knock you out.

01:13:15.140 No.

01:13:16.600 Steven, how tall are you first off?

01:13:18.120 Let us know.

01:13:18.620 We'll get some extra information and then we'll determine who's knocking you out.

01:13:20.960 What's your wingspan?

01:13:22.260 Rap Boy 6'3".

01:13:23.200 Forearms are good.

01:13:24.020 He's looking pretty vascular.

01:13:25.000 I'm not insulting him.

01:13:26.240 Yeah.

01:13:26.440 I'm just not accepting that I'd get knocked out.

01:13:28.880 You understand that, Steven.

01:13:30.020 No one should ever.

01:13:30.840 If you're an RRB type, you understand that, Steve.

01:13:33.180 He gets it, yeah.

01:13:34.920 Happy birthday to Taylor, who is a man, on January 24th.

01:13:39.380 It's his 34th, 30, I wrote 34'd, 34th birthday.

01:13:44.660 Not your best day today.

01:13:45.660 34 RD.

01:13:47.140 34'd.

01:13:48.940 34th birthday.

01:13:51.180 Now you're disrespecting Taylor.

01:13:52.780 Happy birthday, Taylor.

01:13:53.380 Happy birthday, Taylor.

01:13:54.280 You're a man.

01:13:54.940 You're not, it's not a girl's name.

01:13:56.240 There you go.

01:13:56.520 And happy birthday to Bruce on January 24th.

01:13:58.920 And he's been watching since the Man on the Street days with Haley.

01:14:03.340 That's great, Bruce.

01:14:04.240 Thank you.

01:14:04.740 Very nice.

01:14:05.300 And then we have Sage Gott.

01:14:07.880 He is a boxer who was in a boxing match a few days ago, and he won.

01:14:13.580 We actually have a clip.

01:14:14.380 There's a video of him punching somebody.

01:14:16.520 And he's wearing the Clinton shirt.

01:14:19.600 That's a nice outfit choice.

01:14:21.100 Ooh.

01:14:21.420 Ooh.

01:14:21.800 Got him.

01:14:22.480 That was sick.

01:14:23.100 Strong right.

01:14:23.980 He's wearing the Clinton shirt, which is available on FluckusMarch.com.

01:14:26.600 That was very cool.

01:14:27.900 Sage, love to see it.

01:14:29.640 Show watcher, strong man.

01:14:31.580 Very good.

01:14:31.860 We love you.

01:14:32.740 And then I, over the weekend, was it the weekend?

01:14:36.680 I don't know what day it is.

01:14:37.440 But last weekend, I met up with some show watchers, Chris and his lovely wife and their

01:14:42.580 three great kids.

01:14:43.880 Their three sons.

01:14:45.420 Very cool people from Georgia.

01:14:47.440 They were super nice.

01:14:48.440 They came down to St. Pete.

01:14:49.720 I met them for lunch.

01:14:50.860 And then Chris gave me this fan.

01:14:55.500 As you can see in the picture here, he refurbishes antique fans, and he makes them, like, perfect

01:15:02.220 and gets them back to working order.

01:15:04.280 He gave me one pre-World War II.

01:15:07.360 Super cool.

01:15:08.340 His Instagram is at fansofthepast.

01:15:11.200 I like that.

01:15:12.360 Yeah.

01:15:13.360 It's good Americana.

01:15:15.000 And those fans are built different.

01:15:17.020 That's like a built-to-last type fan.

01:15:18.900 Yeah.

01:15:19.180 So if you spruce it up, it'll go until, like, 21, 34.

01:15:22.840 Exactly.

01:15:23.540 And then he, we talked about in the show how, like, there's certain types of autism.

01:15:29.460 Like, some people like rocks, and they know every rock.

01:15:31.400 Some people are, like, a park ranger, and they know every animal.

01:15:33.700 They start categorizing bugs and stuff.

01:15:35.620 Categorizing.

01:15:36.100 He told me that his autism is, like, the fans.

01:15:38.800 He loves the fans.

01:15:39.740 He refurbishes them.

01:15:40.800 He goes to Facebook Marketplace and gets them and makes them all better.

01:15:45.320 And his house and garage are, like, full of the fans.

01:15:48.660 It's a fan, man.

01:15:49.440 So at fansofthepast on Instagram, you can probably buy some there.

01:15:53.400 Support him.

01:15:54.080 It's super cool stuff.

01:15:55.420 That's awesome.

01:15:55.780 I have mine already kind of in a spot.

01:15:58.760 Yeah.

01:15:58.920 And then his wife, who is also very lovely, she made custom cookies for us.

01:16:05.440 Where are they?

01:16:06.360 Which I have right here.

01:16:07.580 We haven't eaten them yet because we're going to save them for the feast meal.

01:16:12.280 But look what we got here.

01:16:13.780 Rap Boy, show this one.

01:16:14.840 Show yours.

01:16:16.260 Fleckus Talks the Podcast.

01:16:18.380 Sick.

01:16:19.540 The Rap Boy logo?

01:16:20.640 Jerry the Rottweiler.

01:16:22.160 Sick.

01:16:24.480 Based.

01:16:25.440 Sick.

01:16:25.960 There you go.

01:16:26.420 Fleckus Talks the Logo.

01:16:28.740 Sick.

01:16:29.300 So she does super cool work.

01:16:31.600 Her Instagram is at purplepelicancustoms on Instagram.

01:16:35.420 It's all linked in the description for both of them.

01:16:37.400 She does custom cookies.

01:16:38.920 They're fantastic.

01:16:40.800 Super well done.

01:16:41.980 Episode 1000.

01:16:43.360 I'm going to save it for that day.

01:16:45.500 Very cool.

01:16:46.380 You're going to be eating a two-year-old cookie.

01:16:48.400 Episode 1000.

01:16:49.780 But these are super cool.

01:16:51.380 They were great gifts.

01:16:52.840 Follow them.

01:16:53.460 I think you can place orders.

01:16:55.160 So, you know, support them and get some cookies.

01:16:57.380 If you're looking for custom cookies, they were super cool.

01:16:59.640 I really want to eat this right now.

01:17:01.280 Me too.

01:17:01.820 But we're going to save it for our feast day.

01:17:03.500 And that's the end of the episode.

01:17:04.880 That's the end of our shout outs.

01:17:06.140 Thank you guys for watching.

01:17:07.500 Another Fleckus Talks in the books.

01:17:08.680 Thank you for watching.

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01:17:19.780 Have a nice weekend.

01:17:20.640 And we'll see you on Tuesday.

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01:17:26.640 Get the fuck out of here, bro.

01:17:27.820 Kick your ass.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 24, 2025

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