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00:00:16.380 Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 274.

00:00:20.660 Today on the show, we have a new clip of Mandami eating schlop with his hands.

00:00:25.940 Very disrespectful.

00:00:26.900 Then we have some major Supreme Court victories we're excited to tell you guys about.

00:00:32.040 Then in Cringe of the Week, we have an unhinged feminist who tries to stop ducks from mating in the park. 1.00

00:00:37.900 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have some urban individuals who are partying where they shouldn't be partying.

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00:00:46.280 It's Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 274, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

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00:04:07.000 Hello, everybody.

00:04:07.580 Welcome back.

00:04:08.100 Happy Tuesday.

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00:04:09.580 Thank you.

00:04:10.120 Another week in the books almost.

00:04:12.040 We have a little bit of an announcement.

00:04:14.720 Friday is July 4th, so there will not be a YouTube episode, but there will be a Bonusland episode on Fleckistalks.com.

00:04:21.840 So you guys do the math there.

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00:04:24.000 You want the show, you get the show, but in a special way.

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00:04:26.920 Enjoy the time with your families.

00:04:28.900 All right.

00:04:29.220 But before we can enjoy the time with our families, we need to get to some major stories.

00:04:34.020 First, Wall Street economist who ripped Trump admits president may have outsmarted all of us on tariffs.

00:04:40.680 Yeah.

00:04:41.100 That's pretty good.

00:04:41.860 That's the vibes I was getting, too.

00:04:44.040 I was kind of telling everyone to let them cook and it'll work out.

00:04:47.320 For sure.

00:04:47.740 And to be fair, you know, there was the whole stock market crash and that was kind of caused by it.

00:04:52.860 And Mr. Market may have bullied Trump into leaning off the tariffs a little bit.

00:04:57.140 But we are we still have smaller tariffs on a lot of countries.

00:05:01.740 They're coming crawling back now doing trade deals with us.

00:05:04.940 China, there's a what do they call it?

00:05:07.200 There's a layout of a plan or something like that.

00:05:09.400 So we'll see how it does.

00:05:10.900 But in the meantime, we are collecting a lot of non-tax revenue.

00:05:15.340 That's very true.

00:05:16.860 And, oh, I thought I'm an economist.

00:05:19.760 Tariffs aren't going to work.

00:05:21.080 I went to business school and a book said that tariffs aren't a good idea.

00:05:24.960 I have a pencil and paper and it's not going to wrong.

00:05:28.280 Meanwhile, Trump just threatens other world leaders and then they come crawling back.

00:05:32.140 Turns out when someone really wants access to your markets and you kind of only sort of need access to theirs, it's called a lopsided engagement.

00:05:40.300 It's very true.

00:05:41.340 And keep in mind, tariffs were always a negotiating tool.

00:05:43.880 It wasn't a long-term plan.

00:05:45.320 It was a way to get people to the table.

00:05:47.120 And now we're at all-time high stock market-wise with better trade deals than we had.

00:05:51.600 And it's still cooking.

00:05:52.840 We still have more to come.

00:05:54.300 We collected $127 billion in tariffs so far with another $27 billion expected in June.

00:06:00.380 So you love to see it.

00:06:01.680 I think that's $400 billion annually.

00:06:03.640 Something like that.

00:06:04.120 That's what they said in the article, at least.

00:06:05.400 That's a lot.

00:06:06.120 And hopefully Jerome Powell gets fired next and gets replaced with someone who's going to lower rates all the way to zero.

00:06:11.800 No, I don't know about that, dude.

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00:06:18.200 Our next story, Carmelo Anthony update, the Austin Metcalf murder.

00:06:23.520 He ran out of money somehow and he's using a public defendant.

00:06:26.760 Yeah.

00:06:27.040 Carmelo Anthony now applying for a public defender after raising a fortune is absolutely hysterical.

00:06:31.280 Everyone knew it was going to happen, but it still hits different hearing it.

00:06:34.680 So that was fast.

00:06:35.780 Not really helping with the stereotypes either.

00:06:38.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:39.620 So he hit both parts of the typical ghetto lottery, as we call it. 0.84

00:06:45.220 The first part is getting a bunch of money on a GoFundMe for something that you weren't really, that you're misrepresenting.

00:06:52.320 You knife someone.

00:06:53.360 Oh, self-defense.

00:06:54.400 No, it really wasn't.

00:06:55.440 Here's 500 grand.

00:06:56.760 And then the next leg is, of course, blowing all that money.

00:07:00.020 Yeah.

00:07:00.420 Happens quick.

00:07:01.180 Happens quick.

00:07:01.920 And what did they buy?

00:07:02.640 An Escalade?

00:07:03.920 Escalade.

00:07:04.420 They rented a really nice house.

00:07:06.120 Yeah.

00:07:06.340 New Jordans.

00:07:07.500 Yeah.

00:07:07.860 So money's gone.

00:07:09.860 Your son has a public defender with a stutter who's never tried a court case in public.

00:07:14.680 And he's going to jail for life probably.

00:07:16.500 Hopefully.

00:07:17.420 He should.

00:07:18.300 All right.

00:07:18.560 Our next story I thought was pretty interesting.

00:07:20.540 Can you read that tweet?

00:07:22.040 From Pramila Jayapal.

00:07:23.940 Mm-hmm.

00:07:24.320 It's a Star Wars name who shouldn't be in the country, who's actually an elected official.

00:07:27.980 Yeah.

00:07:28.240 She said, this is climate change, and it's a picture of the United States during a hot

00:07:33.200 summer day.

00:07:33.940 And to be fair, I've definitely noticed the change in climate.

00:07:36.660 In Florida, it used to be in the 60s and 70s, and now it's in the 90s.

00:07:40.520 Yeah.

00:07:40.800 And then when was that?

00:07:41.960 January it was in the 60s and 70s?

00:07:43.540 Yeah.

00:07:43.560 So six, seven months.

00:07:44.940 It changes that much. 0.99

00:07:46.160 That's fucking crazy. 0.98

00:07:47.260 What's- 0.99

00:07:47.580 Also known as summer.

00:07:48.840 Our future is at stake, guys.

00:07:50.840 Yeah.

00:07:51.300 If it keeps going, it'll be like 200 degrees by December.

00:07:54.080 I can't even imagine.

00:07:55.140 Yeah.

00:07:55.560 December, dude.

00:07:56.280 Straight line up.

00:07:57.020 And then there's an article that kind of pairs with this.

00:07:59.940 Can you give that headline a read?

00:08:01.100 Yeah.

00:08:01.280 It says, same-sex couples face higher climate change risks, new UCLA studies shows. 0.95

00:08:07.020 I'm assuming that's because when it's hotter, the people's butts get stinkier and sweatier. 0.93

00:08:12.620 Yeah.

00:08:12.880 Maybe some disease thing. 0.99

00:08:14.160 I was going to say it was the lesbians beating each other. 1.00

00:08:16.640 It's hot, you know? 0.99

00:08:17.740 Oh, yeah. 0.93

00:08:18.200 Hit each other more.

00:08:19.020 So that could be the climate risk.

00:08:20.740 Like the guy from Streetcar Named Desire.

00:08:23.120 Never saw that one.

00:08:24.200 He beats up his girlfriend.

00:08:26.380 Okay.

00:08:26.700 His wife.

00:08:27.020 Yeah.

00:08:27.220 Okay.

00:08:27.680 All right.

00:08:28.240 We have some Supreme Court victories, which is really good.

00:08:31.960 This is actually a great past week, Supreme Court-wise.

00:08:34.780 Yeah.

00:08:35.120 It definitely feels like we kind of hit a turning tide MAGA-wise.

00:08:39.660 Like we're getting some wins.

00:08:41.640 We're really deporting people.

00:08:43.580 The little riot pockets.

00:08:45.160 The Iran things behind us. 0.97

00:08:47.040 Everybody who cared too much about that on either side kind of exposed themselves.

00:08:50.940 Um, and the LA riots are kind of squashed down.

00:08:55.840 Mm-hmm.

00:08:56.140 We're continuing to deport people.

00:08:57.860 And then now the Supreme Court wins are finally racking up.

00:09:00.320 Can you read the summation of those wins?

00:09:02.220 Yeah.

00:09:02.500 Yeah.

00:09:02.520 Several massive wins.

00:09:04.180 Uh, this was from late last week.

00:09:06.240 Uh, most nationwide injunctions are, have been ruled unconstitutional.

00:09:10.080 That was the six to three decision.

00:09:12.060 Trump's birthright citizenship ban is in effect.

00:09:15.380 Uh, parents have the right to opt out of their kids being indoctrinated with LGBTQ propaganda in public schools.

00:09:21.600 And states can require age verification for porn sites.

00:09:25.860 Great.

00:09:26.900 Whoever was, uh, bringing that case, like you can't do age verification for porn.

00:09:31.240 All the Democrats were defending.

00:09:32.780 Who are you representing? 1.00

00:09:34.100 16 year olds who are trying to fucking. 1.00

00:09:36.040 Or like worse. 1.00

00:09:36.820 Like we want the kids to see what's going on.

00:09:38.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:38.460 We need hardcore shit. 0.99

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00:09:40.740 And for everybody.

00:09:41.760 Yeah.

00:09:41.940 And then, uh, when it comes to national injunctions, we have a before and after when it comes to Trump versus every other president.

00:09:48.320 Can you read the end wokeness's tweet, please?

00:09:49.600 Yeah.

00:09:49.840 The national injunctions issued by district judges to block a policy of the sitting president.

00:09:54.260 The entire 20th century, there were 27.

00:09:56.960 And just for President Trump, there are over a hundred.

00:09:59.560 And the Supreme Court just ended that.

00:10:01.060 That's the biggest win.

00:10:02.400 And, uh, I'm not a Supreme Court scholar or an expert, but basically when someone goes to a district court and is appealing something, they would take that ruling.

00:10:12.160 Like, say I'm a guy who I'm, they want to deport me to Venezuela and I'm fighting it.

00:10:16.860 And if he won.

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00:11:33.900 And some district court who Obama appointed who was born in Singapore, you know, that's the extent of it.

00:11:41.080 That ruling would apply for everyone under similar circumstances.

00:11:44.600 And now it only applies to that individual is the way I understand it.

00:11:48.280 Again, not a scholar.

00:11:49.900 More of a scholar than me, so I believe you.

00:11:51.980 Okay.

00:11:52.740 And then Kentonji Brown Jackson, my least favorite Supreme Court justice, who she talks too much. 0.99

00:11:58.960 And she's not very smart.

00:12:00.380 We've said that before.

00:12:01.300 We don't think she's very smart.

00:12:02.420 And we don't think she even understands law and, like, obviously shouldn't be a justice.

00:12:06.940 She's been going against ACB, Amy Coney Barrett. 0.86

00:12:10.400 And they've kind of been in a little bit of a duel.

00:12:12.760 Can you read the Posobiec tweet?

00:12:15.000 He said the Supreme Court has published an opinion that includes a section explaining that

00:12:18.760 Kentonji Brown Jackson can't seem to understand the legal arguments being made in the case.

00:12:23.360 So, yeah.

00:12:23.740 In some of their opinions, they're really kind of torching her.

00:12:27.180 They're torching her.

00:12:28.220 And when it comes to Supreme Court stuff and law stuff, it's kind of boring.

00:12:32.480 It's very dense.

00:12:33.720 I don't understand legalese.

00:12:36.200 So you're like Kentonji Brown Jackson.

00:12:37.880 I am.

00:12:38.160 Basically.

00:12:38.700 But I'm not one of nine. 0.89

00:12:40.820 You weren't appointed by a retarded Joe Biden or Autopen, whichever way you see it. 1.00

00:12:45.760 I'm not the highest judge in the land. 0.93

00:12:47.340 Yes.

00:12:47.800 But her and I have the same understanding, it seems like.

00:12:50.540 And obviously, when it comes to Supreme Court stuff and law stuff, it's very boring.

00:12:54.460 It's very wordy.

00:12:56.520 There's papers and stacks of papers.

00:12:58.240 So instead of reading you all the things, For America turned all of the critiques of Kentonji

00:13:05.780 Brown Jackson into an AI song.

00:13:07.980 So we're going to play that for you so you can understand.

00:13:10.440 We will not dwell on justice.

00:13:14.620 Jackson's argument.

00:13:20.380 Which is at odds with more than two centuries worth of precedence.

00:13:26.500 Not to mention the Constitution itself.

00:13:30.560 Justice Jackson skips over that part.

00:13:35.180 Because analyzing the governing statute involved boring legalese.

00:13:40.700 Justice Jackson would do well to heed her own admonition.

00:13:45.680 Everyone from the president on down is bound by law that goes for judges too.

00:13:53.780 All right.

00:13:56.940 Isn't that a funner way to ingest the information?

00:14:00.220 Sure.

00:14:00.700 I guess the ultimate way for you, which would almost end up in Final Page of Housekeeping,

00:14:05.340 is if some Asian guy sang it with a poor accent.

00:14:07.900 That might be better for you.

00:14:09.080 I could learn anything in that format.

00:14:11.640 Yeah.

00:14:12.080 I'm sure you could.

00:14:12.780 But, hey, guys, in all seriousness, the basic gist is, like, people are tired of her being retarded on the Supreme Court 0.99

00:14:19.080 and, like, issuing opinions based on, like, how she feels about something.

00:14:24.260 That, like, 200 years of precedent?

00:14:26.880 You couldn't even acknowledge the 200 years?

00:14:29.020 The 200 piece?

00:14:30.040 Mm-hmm.

00:14:30.480 And that's basically all we have as a country.

00:14:32.960 What are we?

00:14:33.820 250 years old-ish?

00:14:35.400 Something.

00:14:36.120 So, yeah, she's getting scalped by the rest of the people.

00:14:40.440 Getting scalped, and we love to see it.

00:14:41.480 And we have a meme here.

00:14:42.460 Here's her trying to understand the law from Mostly Peaceful Memes. 0.97

00:14:45.380 Yep.

00:14:46.100 Love to see it.

00:14:47.100 And our final piece of our Supreme Court section, we have a little bit of a David Hogg before and after.

00:14:51.980 Can you read when he was mad at J.D. Vance, who was a senator at the time?

00:14:56.520 Yeah.

00:14:56.940 He said, J.D. Vance, a sitting U.S. senator, is openly calling for the president to defy the Supreme Court.

00:15:02.720 If that is not playing with fire, I don't know what is. 1.00

00:15:05.880 And then David Hogg last week, fuck the Supreme Court, fuck the Federal Society, fuck Mitch McConnell. 1.00

00:15:11.200 And that was like five months apart. 1.00

00:15:13.140 I know.

00:15:13.680 I know.

00:15:14.160 Not much consistency there for young David.

00:15:16.140 Comes quick.

00:15:16.900 Yeah.

00:15:17.400 All right.

00:15:17.900 But that's a huge win.

00:15:18.980 I mean, think of all the random judges.

00:15:21.000 Oh, some guy in Hawaii.

00:15:22.480 Some guy, Judge Boasberg, these people who are just thorns in Trump's side.

00:15:26.240 And that's what we said is that's what they do.

00:15:29.220 They rev up the judicial system, and they obviously go harder at Trump with 100-plus versus 27 for the entire 20th century.

00:15:36.100 So that's a pretty big win for Trump to start doing what he wants to do.

00:15:40.380 Big time.

00:15:41.140 Yeah.

00:15:41.320 Love to see it.

00:15:42.060 All right.

00:15:42.540 Especially with deportations.

00:15:44.260 Yeah.

00:15:44.780 Especially when it comes to the 20 million illegals who just got here. 0.99

00:15:48.540 Because then you can't do anything.

00:15:50.240 Yeah.

00:15:50.600 If they go, all right, I want to do this.

00:15:52.060 And then one judge goes, oh, I don't think it's a good idea. 0.94

00:15:54.680 And it's some Obama guy or some Joe Biden retard. 0.99

00:15:57.140 And it's a bandwidth issue, too.

00:15:58.560 Then you have to spend all this time talking about it, fighting about it, talking heads on the news.

00:16:02.940 They're distracted.

00:16:03.800 We want to be a full train going down the tracks instead of like, oh, we got to stop and pick this up.

00:16:08.940 We got to stop and fight this judge.

00:16:10.600 Remember that character, Chinese judge?

00:16:12.960 Oh, yeah.

00:16:13.380 South Korean judge.

00:16:14.280 He looked like this.

00:16:15.180 We'd get in propaganda posters.

00:16:16.100 That Chinese South Korean guy.

00:16:17.520 Yeah.

00:16:17.680 We'd get in trouble for drawing him.

00:16:19.120 And he's now neutered.

00:16:20.740 Trump is the president.

00:16:21.960 Trump's dad.

00:16:22.720 Everyone else is not.

00:16:24.160 Yep.

00:16:24.700 This is an interesting story out of New York.

00:16:27.880 Can you read that headline?

00:16:29.140 Yeah.

00:16:29.560 FDNY suspends officer for giving hot girls ride on fire truck as department probes frat house behavior.

00:16:37.180 Can an N-word live?

00:16:38.580 Dude, what happened?

00:16:40.040 That's like part of your right as a fireman.

00:16:41.900 Little kids, hot chicks.

00:16:43.160 They get to ride.

00:16:43.920 They get to honk the horn.

00:16:45.080 That's like 90% of it.

00:16:46.440 Put on the hat.

00:16:47.260 Why would you sign up otherwise?

00:16:48.600 The pension?

00:16:49.420 You like the pension?

00:16:50.280 No, it's the hot chicks. 1.00

00:16:51.260 Hot chicks. 1.00

00:16:52.840 It's like a thing.

00:16:53.820 You're getting suspended for Americana now.

00:16:56.660 Yeah.

00:16:57.000 So we need an investigation into which fat girl reported him.

00:17:00.420 I was going to say, some jealous girl who got denied a ride on the rig is definitely watching. 1.00

00:17:06.060 And let's be honest, that's probably what happened.

00:17:08.320 If the girls weren't hot, I don't think there'd be an issue. 1.00

00:17:11.000 Yeah.

00:17:11.280 But because they picked hot girls, now the firehouse is long housed. 1.00

00:17:15.460 And a firehouse is a place for manly men.

00:17:17.900 But now it has to be a place for women, even though it's a firehouse. 1.00

00:17:22.220 Bad.

00:17:22.660 Not good at all.

00:17:23.820 Let's get to our next story.

00:17:25.800 We talked about this on Friday.

00:17:28.380 The new New York City mayor, Zoran Mandami.

00:17:31.640 Yeah, the attempted mayor.

00:17:33.580 He's not mayor yet, but you know.

00:17:34.940 You know.

00:17:35.620 And we covered what we covered on Friday.

00:17:38.380 But I found some new information.

00:17:40.120 First, we have a video here of him eating schlop with his hands.

00:17:43.420 So the third holy grail of taboos in American politics.

00:17:48.520 You have socialism, you have Islam, and then you have Palestine. 1.00

00:17:51.460 And you are really going for the trifecta.

00:17:53.900 Let's go, baby.

00:17:54.780 Let's go.

00:17:55.480 Tell me, why is Palestine a part of your politics?

00:17:58.940 When you grow up as someone, especially in the third world, you have a very different understanding of the Palestinian struggle.

00:18:06.460 The third world.

00:18:09.180 I don't care about the third world. 1.00

00:18:10.700 You're in New York City.

00:18:12.020 Yeah.

00:18:12.400 It's all about the third world. 0.99

00:18:13.840 And he talks about a trifecta while he's eating rice with his hands, a messy rice dish with his fingers.

00:18:18.880 And he slurps it up on camera in front of us.

00:18:21.940 And Mimetic Sisyphus had a tweet that I thought summed it up nicely.

00:18:25.280 Deeply revealing commentary.

00:18:26.880 Why do you support Palestine? 0.67

00:18:28.500 Third world solidarity.

00:18:29.920 Rarely spoken so clearly and succinctly.

00:18:32.020 Yeah.

00:18:32.720 He said the quiet part out loud.

00:18:33.980 And that's the type of guy he is.

00:18:35.400 And keep in mind, that's the kind of guy he's pretending to be.

00:18:38.400 Like, that's the kind of guy he's trying to act like.

00:18:40.380 But we actually found a tweet of who he really is and where he comes from.

00:18:44.060 Can you read that, please?

00:18:45.060 Yeah.

00:18:45.300 Mamdani's mother is a world-famous Academy Award-nominated Bollywood director worth tens of millions of dollars.

00:18:51.580 His father is a chaired professor at Columbia.

00:18:54.420 He is, in effect, a perpetual theater kid who's pretending to be third world. 1.00

00:18:58.340 It's all so performative and stupid. 1.00

00:19:00.440 Very performative. 1.00

00:19:01.740 Very stupid. 1.00

00:19:03.020 And then I found an old tweet here. 1.00

00:19:06.120 In 2017, he was working hard to get a lot of the public statues ripped down because of racism or whatever.

00:19:14.040 Can you read what he wrote back then?

00:19:16.000 In 2017, NYC ordered a review of public works,

00:19:18.860 constituting symbols of hate for potential removal.

00:19:22.020 But a statue of Columbus remains in Astoria in defiance of the values of humanity, empathy, and justice that we stand for.

00:19:29.500 Sign this petition.

00:19:31.580 So that's how he shows his appreciation of becoming a citizen.

00:19:35.240 Get the Columbus statues down.

00:19:36.880 Get the Christopher Columbus statues down.

00:19:38.560 That was in 2017.

00:19:39.680 He became a citizen in 2018.

00:19:41.600 So he moved fast in the wrong direction.

00:19:44.340 Yeah.

00:19:44.780 And as you guys know, he's a socialist and he wants to seize the means of productions.

00:19:49.840 And Harlan Hill had a great tweet responding to that.

00:19:52.220 Can you give that a read?

00:19:52.820 Yeah.

00:19:53.080 He said, bro, how are you going to seize the means of production when globalists move all the production to China?

00:19:58.440 Yeah.

00:19:58.740 Production's gone, brother.

00:19:59.720 We don't produce anything.

00:20:00.820 You're talking about like taxing someone with a remote job.

00:20:03.660 That's the thing.

00:20:04.880 It's not about means of production.

00:20:07.060 It's about control over everyday New Yorkers, right?

00:20:09.780 And especially the ones that are doing better than average.

00:20:12.980 Exactly.

00:20:13.600 Like you're just giving away what's left of a dying corpse to these third worlders. 1.00

00:20:17.940 And keep in mind, like that's what New York is becoming.

00:20:21.540 We have a clip here.

00:20:22.380 This is the beach just outside of New York City. 0.99

00:20:28.600 Trash. 0.97

00:20:42.260 That's good. 1.00

00:20:43.700 So it looks like shit. 1.00

00:20:45.180 Those people eat with their hands probably. 1.00

00:20:47.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:47.940 They have solidarity with the third world by leaving their shit right at the edge of the water so that it gets sucked out during a high tide. 1.00

00:20:54.420 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:54.960 So very disrespectful.

00:20:56.760 And then just to wrap it up, like we said in the last episode, South Asian strivers.

00:21:02.180 On the left, you have Mondami eating with his hands.

00:21:04.960 And on the right, you got Vivek with no shoes on.

00:21:07.380 Yeah.

00:21:08.040 Ramswami, Mondani, Hussein Obama.

00:21:11.980 That's pretty much sums it up.

00:21:13.760 That pretty much sums it up.

00:21:15.140 And I found this tweet that sums it up as well.

00:21:18.520 Can you read that, please? 1.00

00:21:19.560 When I say I hate libs, I mean they're dumb, but I'd save them from a flood. 0.99

00:21:24.300 When libs say be kind, they mean they would literally annihilate my extended family. 1.00

00:21:29.640 That's who we're dealing with.

00:21:30.640 Yeah, there is a little bit of that underneath.

00:21:33.140 And I saw a new Gallup poll came out and it asked people, are you proud to be an American?

00:21:37.620 And Democrats, only 36% said yes.

00:21:40.460 And then for Republicans, 92% said yes.

00:21:42.920 Like, one of the core tenets of being a leftist is like generally disliking yourself and where you're from.

00:21:51.240 It just seems not fun.

00:21:53.060 And then you wonder why they have more mental health issues and problems and aren't as happy. 1.00

00:21:57.840 And it's like, yeah, you fucking hate yourself. 1.00

00:21:59.660 And then you generally broadly hate your country. 1.00

00:22:02.480 How do you start?

00:22:03.160 And then you hate your country and then you like fairytale land fantasize about all the other countries that are good.

00:22:10.140 Like, oh, Palestine, that's such a good place.

00:22:12.720 And they're being oppressed. 0.99

00:22:14.240 And then you go there and they eat with their hands and there's shit on the ground and no one likes you. 1.00

00:22:19.160 They probably kill you. 1.00

00:22:20.220 Yeah.

00:22:20.400 So it's like you like a place in your head, but if you went there in real life, you'd quickly realize what's really going on.

00:22:26.480 Of course.

00:22:27.440 All right, our next story.

00:22:28.640 Idealism versus reality, right?

00:22:30.080 That's a good way to put it. 0.97

00:22:31.040 Our next story is about a guy who's buying one-way tickets for homeless people to get the fuck out of his town. 0.97

00:22:37.620 Hi, sir. 0.84

00:22:38.020 Are you doing okay?

00:22:38.960 Yeah.

00:22:39.640 A bold new strategy targeting the homeless crisis across Los Angeles.

00:22:44.000 You want some water?

00:22:45.100 No, I have water.

00:22:45.820 Here's a poncho.

00:22:46.560 You want it for later?

00:22:47.960 Fox 11 on the street exclusively with Santa Monica business owner John Alley.

00:22:52.380 I'll drop this off with you.

00:22:53.520 It has a number that you can call if you ever want to reunify with your family or hometown.

00:22:58.480 Handing out flyers to those with suitcases and sleeping bags.

00:23:02.560 Our group pays for that.

00:23:04.520 No questions asked.

00:23:06.480 Offering to buy the homeless one-way flights out of town.

00:23:09.980 I'll leave this here with a phone.

00:23:11.100 Pretty good.

00:23:11.700 You get it.

00:23:12.420 And this is not necessarily new.

00:23:14.280 People, municipalities have been doing this forever.

00:23:17.160 I think that's in the 90s and 80s and early 2000s.

00:23:21.500 People used to do that in like Montana.

00:23:23.280 They'd get people to California.

00:23:25.300 So now finally California is fighting back a little bit, right?

00:23:28.300 I kind of had an idea similar to this for St. Pete.

00:23:30.820 In St. Pete, there's like a nice park right on the water downtown where there's like 20 homeless people.

00:23:35.840 And I was thinking like, what if I went up to them and said, hey guys, are you interested in taking a survey?

00:23:40.560 It pays $200, but it's in Orlando.

00:23:43.360 There's a bus leaving in an hour.

00:23:45.180 And you get them all on the bus.

00:23:46.960 You have them sign a contract.

00:23:48.720 You drive to Orlando.

00:23:50.320 You get to a parking lot.

00:23:51.420 You go, oh, here's the survey.

00:23:53.180 What's your favorite drink?

00:23:54.640 One question survey.

00:23:56.280 And you go, here's $200.

00:23:58.140 And then you leave them there and you drive back.

00:24:00.780 And then in the contract, it says, I'm only responsible for the ride to Orlando.

00:24:05.700 Okay.

00:24:06.040 But what if they use the $200 to get a ride back, a bus ticket back?

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00:25:10.660 That is possible.

00:25:12.460 But I think like the addicts would spend the money immediately on drugs.

00:25:16.620 So you'd only get the most industrious homeless to come back.

00:25:19.760 Yeah.

00:25:20.140 If they did, or I just give them $80.

00:25:22.180 Okay.

00:25:22.600 Yeah.

00:25:22.780 Start low-balling them a little more.

00:25:24.200 And then, and then is that illegal?

00:25:26.840 No, I think you can do whatever you want.

00:25:28.700 And then if they're signing-

00:25:29.420 That's like a private interaction between two citizens, you know?

00:25:33.020 So you can get rid of 20 homeless people for $1,600.

00:25:35.940 That's cheap.

00:25:37.020 That's real.

00:25:37.560 And so I can charge the city.

00:25:38.800 I'll say, oh, give me $150,000, 80 bucks each.

00:25:42.100 Yeah.

00:25:42.560 Keep $119,000 or whatever.

00:25:45.580 Yeah.

00:25:45.860 And you know what?

00:25:47.900 Interacting with the homeless, like the right largely ignores homeless.

00:25:51.860 And then we're kind of like, hey, stop giving them money.

00:25:54.240 Stop enabling them.

00:25:55.340 Stuff like that.

00:25:56.560 But if we were to go on offense, start misdirecting the homeless, sending them here, sending them there, shaking things up, could be fun.

00:26:03.780 And it's not illegal because there are like capable people who signed a contract saying-

00:26:08.040 They're adults.

00:26:08.660 They're normal people.

00:26:09.520 It's not like I'm taking advantage of like a child or someone who doesn't speak English.

00:26:12.640 Yeah.

00:26:13.040 Yeah.

00:26:13.180 Well, maybe some of them, but I'm with it.

00:26:17.160 I think we need to-

00:26:18.200 Are they going to file a police report against me?

00:26:20.000 Yeah.

00:26:20.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:20.920 I don't think so.

00:26:21.720 I think they're-

00:26:22.320 Hey, I'm cooking.

00:26:23.700 Let me know in the comments if this is a good idea because maybe we could do a special.

00:26:27.540 Yeah.

00:26:27.920 Where we rent a bus.

00:26:29.480 Everybody on-

00:26:30.280 Mini bus.

00:26:30.580 You have to be security.

00:26:31.500 I'll drive.

00:26:31.940 So I'll drive.

00:26:32.780 You have to be security facing the homeless to make sure no one like slices my throat, slit throat patrol.

00:26:37.160 Yeah.

00:26:37.840 And then we get them to our Lambo. 0.95

00:26:39.520 Here's the contract.

00:26:41.120 Oh, here's this.

00:26:42.280 Oh, here's a survey.

00:26:43.180 I like grape soda.

00:26:44.900 I like Fresca.

00:26:45.900 Oh, great.

00:26:46.540 Oh, wow.

00:26:47.220 Studied this data.

00:26:48.160 Oh, wow.

00:26:48.620 Very interesting.

00:26:49.180 All right.

00:26:50.320 Bye, guys.

00:26:51.260 Yeah.

00:26:51.400 And you leave them in a parking lot.

00:26:52.540 That's fair.

00:26:53.140 And then you live in Orlando now.

00:26:54.840 That's Orlando's problem.

00:26:56.600 Yeah.

00:26:57.560 And how do you get back?

00:26:59.020 You spend all the money you just made to go back?

00:27:00.820 Or is it basically the same thing you're living on a bench?

00:27:02.840 That's true.

00:27:03.460 All right.

00:27:04.660 So that's an idea.

00:27:05.720 And I'm going to cook on that.

00:27:07.080 And I'll make that happen.

00:27:08.240 And I'll have Ron DeSantis pay me for it.

00:27:09.940 Okay.

00:27:10.560 All right.

00:27:10.840 Next we're in our mic.

00:27:11.280 That's actually within the state.

00:27:12.840 So Ron DeSantis wouldn't care. 0.99

00:27:14.760 He'd be like, all right, you fucked Orlando. 0.99

00:27:16.560 What now? 1.00

00:27:17.000 You solved it for St. Pete.

00:27:18.280 I saw what you said to me about the boots and the campaign against Trump.

00:27:20.940 That's what I worry about.

00:27:22.040 Yeah.

00:27:22.300 That one day I'll need Ron DeSantis' help.

00:27:24.180 And I made fun of him relentlessly for a year and a half.

00:27:27.240 Yeah.

00:27:27.920 Oh, well.

00:27:29.140 Hey, it felt like the right thing to do.

00:27:30.960 Okay.

00:27:31.280 We're now in our migrant section.

00:27:32.800 Good news.

00:27:33.620 Well, we're starting off with some bad news.

00:27:35.320 Yeah.

00:27:35.940 Can you read that bad news?

00:27:37.120 Yeah.

00:27:37.320 U.S. population change since 2020.

00:27:39.580 Latinos plus 6 million.

00:27:41.700 Asians plus 2.5.

00:27:43.800 Blacks plus 1.2. 0.58

00:27:45.440 Whites minus 2.14. 0.90

00:27:48.040 Latinos.

00:27:48.880 6 million in five years.

00:27:50.360 That sounds like a lot.

00:27:51.700 And I doubt that.

00:27:52.580 Shouldn't that be higher with bodies coming in?

00:27:55.060 Yeah.

00:27:55.160 Like that's – we're giving the same people who – we're taking the word of the people

00:28:00.560 who give our low migration number estimates.

00:28:03.120 Yeah.

00:28:03.560 And that whites is down 2 million.

00:28:05.400 Yeah.

00:28:05.660 And they're the best ones.

00:28:06.740 I know.

00:28:07.340 We're the best. 0.97

00:28:08.120 Sucks. 0.97

00:28:08.380 Our boomer aging population is just dying off. 1.00

00:28:11.120 I hate to see it.

00:28:12.100 Yeah.

00:28:12.880 Next, we have some more good news Trump-wise and policy-wise.

00:28:16.360 Remember all those Haitians that came here really easily because of the refugee app?

00:28:21.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:22.560 They got temporary protected status under Biden.

00:28:25.720 They filled middle America, Springfield, Ohio, that town in Pennsylvania, which name escapes

00:28:30.540 me at the moment, taking up spots in the classroom.

00:28:33.340 Yep, yep.

00:28:34.240 Well, the good news is that's being reversed and now they're all going back.

00:28:37.520 And then Rep.

00:28:38.660 Frederica Wilson had something to say about it.

00:28:40.840 Yeah.

00:28:41.060 She said, deporting Haitians back to Haiti is a kiss of death.

00:28:44.580 How can the Department of Homeland Security say it's safe to return to Haiti while the State

00:28:48.700 Department is still warning Americans not to travel there?

00:28:52.140 Haiti is not safe. 0.96

00:28:53.380 It's riddled with gang violence and political turmoil.

00:28:55.580 The poorest country in the Western Hemisphere cannot absorb deportees.

00:28:59.680 This news is insanity on steroids and it is heartbreaking to my community.

00:29:03.920 So they used to say Haiti's great.

00:29:06.420 Remember Conan O'Brien and Bill Maher?

00:29:08.820 Haiti is great already.

00:29:10.740 And now it's a kiss of death to get sent there where you're from.

00:29:13.540 Yeah, which is insane. 0.89

00:29:15.500 And that was during Trump saying countries were shitholes, which obviously countries are 0.97

00:29:20.340 shitholes.

00:29:20.900 And there's a ranking and there's a packing order. 0.90

00:29:22.960 And Haiti's on the low end. 1.00

00:29:24.440 The Dominican Republic is the other half of that island.

00:29:27.000 And they have a hard line right there.

00:29:29.320 They don't let the Haitians in. 1.00

00:29:30.700 And keep in mind, too, so sending them back is a kiss of death.

00:29:34.580 But then also when you have a country that's the poorest in the Western Hemisphere with

00:29:38.200 all this horrible gang violence and then you say, OK, we'll take 200,000 from there.

00:29:42.820 Do you think you're getting the best behaved ones or are you kind of getting 200,000 of 1.00

00:29:46.840 the people participating in that kind of shit? 0.99

00:29:48.660 I think it's a mix. 1.00

00:29:49.940 It's a mix.

00:29:51.140 I'm sure there's a guy from Haiti who's good.

00:29:53.800 You know, I'm sure there's one or two.

00:29:55.500 Yeah.

00:29:56.020 I know a guy in high school who was Haitian and his name was Ronnie.

00:29:59.180 He had the same birthday as me.

00:30:00.620 And he's a doctor now.

00:30:02.380 Really?

00:30:03.020 Yeah.

00:30:03.620 Wow.

00:30:04.020 Good for him.

00:30:04.560 He a doctor.

00:30:05.460 Does that mean we need 200,000, 500,000 of them?

00:30:08.060 If you extrapolate that and apply it to every single person.

00:30:11.120 500,000 free doctors.

00:30:12.300 I sound racist for not wanting these Haitians here. 1.00

00:30:14.820 But that's obviously on everybody because, Grok, what's the average IQ in Haiti? 0.82

00:30:19.840 Just give us the number.

00:30:21.240 Number, please.

00:30:22.740 67.

00:30:23.720 67.

00:30:24.740 That's less than a dolphin. 0.88

00:30:25.980 That's retarded. 1.00

00:30:27.860 That is retarded. 1.00

00:30:29.300 It's literally retarded. 1.00

00:30:31.000 Yeah. 0.90

00:30:31.760 Oh, man.

00:30:32.840 But that's like you really hear some bad arguments.

00:30:35.940 You know, we've said a long time when we're doing these deportations.

00:30:40.360 Get ready to withstand a woman crying or a woman holding a baby saying, look at this. 0.99

00:30:46.820 Look at what happened.

00:30:47.500 I've been here for 20 years and they're deporting me.

00:30:49.860 We have to withstand that. 0.96

00:30:51.940 And the don't deport them back to the country where they came from because it's filled with – because it's a shithole. 1.00

00:30:57.500 That's on the low end of the winning argument, you know? 0.76

00:31:00.340 Yeah.

00:31:00.920 We can – propaganda about someone who owns a business or started this and that.

00:31:06.320 You know, Frederica Wilson should learn where her arguments are effective. 1.00

00:31:10.920 And the don't send them back.

00:31:12.500 It's a kiss of death is not a great argument.

00:31:15.240 Not a great argument at all.

00:31:16.800 And then obviously with this diversity, it's been thrust upon America and the West in general. 1.00

00:31:22.320 No one really had a choice.

00:31:23.620 No one voted for it.

00:31:24.500 It just kind of happened and then I saw this funny graph, which is the boomer experience of diversity.

00:31:30.620 It's kind of the people who let it in, I would say.

00:31:32.660 You started it at least, yeah.

00:31:34.180 Yeah.

00:31:34.500 Or didn't oppose it early enough and just assumed it was fine.

00:31:38.460 Yeah.

00:31:38.860 And here we have the boomer experience of diversity.

00:31:40.800 Can you read the whole thing?

00:31:42.440 Yeah.

00:31:42.960 Well, the X axis is low trust ethnic diversity going up and then quality of life is on the Y axis. 0.83

00:31:51.880 And it starts with, wow, these tacos are so good.

00:31:54.500 Then it goes, it's fun to learn about other cultures.

00:31:56.960 That's like the intro when they're a tiny percent of your population and you try Indian food, garlic naan for the first time. 0.93

00:32:03.100 And there's some guy with an accent that goes, oh, yeah, here's a garlic naan and butter chicken.

00:32:07.100 Oh, this isn't so bad.

00:32:08.240 And they're on their best behavior and you got some of the top tier guys. 0.97

00:32:11.200 Then the Gen Z experience, which is what we're kind of seeing now is reparations, kill whiteness, a lesser college for you, rape gangs. 0.90

00:32:19.320 And then it's our country now. 0.98

00:32:21.500 So we're on our way.

00:32:22.640 And I think that graph is probably even steeper.

00:32:24.980 It happens faster than, you know, it's happening fast.

00:32:27.400 Yeah.

00:32:27.620 And then there should be another piece, which is like how many people politicians have let in during that time.

00:32:33.640 And we've obviously experienced a spike.

00:32:35.940 All right.

00:32:36.480 Our next part of our migrant section involves trucking deaths. 0.99

00:32:40.560 We've told you guys a bunch of times about illegals and foreigners who are driving trucks and they don't really know what they're doing. 1.00

00:32:46.980 But it's cheap labor.

00:32:48.780 Can you show that guy's pick, that first guy?

00:32:52.560 Yeah.

00:32:52.940 I mean, can you read the headline?

00:32:53.940 The story is this guy fell asleep behind the wheel of his 18-wheeler and killed five people on Interstate 20 at Hiram Road yesterday.

00:33:01.780 That's east of Dallas, I believe.

00:33:04.640 And then if you look really closely before we play the video, 58308, so kind of an RRB type.

00:33:11.700 Yeah, he looks like me, too.

00:33:13.000 He looks exactly like me.

00:33:14.360 And then you see his race is listed as white.

00:33:16.980 W.

00:33:17.720 Yeah.

00:33:18.320 So that's that.

00:33:20.140 And then here's the news article or the news video about it.

00:33:22.720 A truck driver is now charged with manslaughter in a terrible crash that killed five people on Interstate 20 east of Dallas.

00:33:30.660 This happened in Coffman County, just outside of Terrell.

00:33:37.060 This is new video recorded just seconds after a deadly seven-vehicle pile up about 40 minutes east of Dallas involving an 18-wheeler.

00:33:44.980 That loud and that bang was just incredible.

00:33:48.100 The crash happened right outside the window of Kareem Mulcahy, who lives in the RV resort just off I-20 in Terrell.

00:33:55.640 And then I saw the first truck's brake lights, the F-150, and then I saw this truck just come out of nowhere.

00:34:02.100 I don't know how many miles an hour he was going when he hit that pickup truck.

00:34:05.620 Paramedics took one person from the pickup truck to the hospital by helicopter.

00:34:10.100 Investigators say five others died at the scene.

00:34:13.900 Texas Rangers say 27-year-old semi-driver Alexis Osmani Gonzalez-Capione fell asleep while driving.

00:34:22.460 WFAA is working to learn his employer.

00:34:25.640 His charges, five counts of manslaughter and one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon arrested at the scene.

00:34:32.800 Arrested at the scene, fell asleep while driving, and his legal status is unknown.

00:34:39.040 I think he was illegal, right?

00:34:40.280 Yeah.

00:34:40.520 No, he was not a citizen.

00:34:42.120 So this is like who's out on the road.

00:34:44.720 And it was recently confirmed the company involved in the Terrell, Texas crash was cited in March for employing truck drivers unable to read and speak English.

00:34:53.460 So the jig is up.

00:34:55.040 Yeah.

00:34:55.580 Well, the jig is up for them now. 0.99

00:34:58.540 But if you had kind of had forced more enforcement of this or kind of the fines levied were worse, maybe five people would be alive right now from this fat fuck mouth breather. 1.00

00:35:10.820 Pig. 1.00

00:35:11.580 Human pig. 1.00

00:35:12.440 Retard. 1.00

00:35:12.980 Yeah.

00:35:13.800 And then we've talked about this before.

00:35:16.200 So, I mean, you just have to be aware of trucks and knowing who's out on the road.

00:35:19.560 And I think we explained it when you're sitting in traffic, leaving a kill box, when you pull up right to the bumper of the person in front of you, and then someone comes and goes.

00:35:30.120 You're in a kill box.

00:35:31.140 You're in a kill box. 0.99

00:35:31.900 It's bad practice.

00:35:32.920 You kind of almost need to be thinking about where you can escape to.

00:35:36.740 Where's the shoulder?

00:35:38.160 Is this truck barreling down at 80 miles an hour and not slowing down behind me?

00:35:41.560 There's an alternate kill box, too, on the highway.

00:35:43.940 Yeah, you leave enough space in front of you so you can always just turn and floor it when you see a truck in the rear view coming towards you and it's not slowing down like in Terminator.

00:35:51.660 Yeah.

00:35:52.040 So, I don't know.

00:35:53.460 It's just a sad story, but this is the state of the trucking industry right now.

00:35:56.740 They listed him as white.

00:35:58.100 Yeah.

00:35:58.460 Antonio Gonzalez-Monrigue.

00:36:00.880 If you have four names, you're basically not white unless you're some sort of royalty from, like, Russell's.

00:36:06.740 Yeah.

00:36:07.680 Exactly.

00:36:08.260 All right.

00:36:08.480 Our next clip is an interesting clip.

00:36:11.000 It's proof of racism almost.

00:36:14.160 Even someone as white passing as me has received Indian racism online.

00:36:18.360 Okay, Kumar. 1.00

00:36:19.480 If her parents didn't immigrate here, she'd be sleeping in cow shit with no rights. 1.00

00:36:23.980 The irony. 1.00

00:36:25.000 Hi, Mom.

00:36:25.680 Hi.

00:36:26.840 I got...

00:36:27.420 Are you ready for...

00:36:28.620 Hmm?

00:36:29.020 Go ahead.

00:36:29.660 I got a racist comment.

00:36:31.800 Do you want to hear it?

00:36:33.540 What is it? 1.00

00:36:34.280 If her parents did not immigrate here, she would be sleeping in cow shit with no rights. 1.00

00:36:40.300 The irony. 1.00

00:36:42.740 You would be sleeping in what? 1.00

00:36:44.660 In cow shit with no rights. 1.00

00:36:46.700 The irony. 1.00

00:36:48.140 Oh, okay.

00:36:49.340 Is that true? 1.00

00:36:51.620 Cow shit? 1.00

00:36:52.420 What does that mean? 1.00

00:36:53.520 They're saying if I was still in India with you, we would be sleeping with cows in shit. 0.99

00:36:58.400 But you didn't have cows in your house, right? 0.99

00:37:00.320 We did have cows in our house. 1.00

00:37:05.920 So big deal.

00:37:07.300 I have to go.

00:37:08.640 We did have cows in the house. 1.00

00:37:10.940 So big deal.

00:37:11.820 That's probably my favorite clip from the whole episode.

00:37:14.960 And is it racist or is it just a harsh truth that you don't really like to acknowledge and you like to live in fairytale pretend land?

00:37:21.560 Yeah.

00:37:21.980 There is a line like, yeah, that's racist.

00:37:25.160 But it was correct. 0.79

00:37:26.460 So now the racism is reversed and it was just some guy making an educated guess exactly right.

00:37:31.840 So does a person like this admit that it's not racist anymore after calling mom and determining?

00:37:36.960 Actually, the racist random Instagram profile, he was correct. 0.89

00:37:40.560 Racism absolved.

00:37:41.820 Yeah.

00:37:42.140 And you could do this to any group, you know, like, oh, Asian people, you guys like to eat bait fish. 1.00

00:37:46.660 And then, oh, don't say that.

00:37:48.600 Don't say that.

00:37:49.300 I'm not eating it.

00:37:50.120 I'm eating my dinner from the bait shop.

00:37:52.040 Don't say that.

00:37:53.420 Yeah, I know.

00:37:54.060 So there is a fine line.

00:37:55.620 If you're exactly right, you're no longer racist, I think.

00:37:58.820 Yeah.

00:37:59.240 So even if you're close.

00:38:01.740 Even if you're close.

00:38:02.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:02.880 Oh, you guys play around in the shit. 1.00

00:38:04.360 It's like, that's only some religious ceremony. 1.00

00:38:07.160 Yeah.

00:38:07.520 It's like, I'm close.

00:38:09.820 Exactly. 1.00

00:38:10.400 Oh, you guys shit outside. 1.00

00:38:11.560 That's only half of us. 1.00

00:38:12.920 Yeah.

00:38:13.780 That's how it works.

00:38:14.260 Okay.

00:38:14.440 That's the majority.

00:38:15.680 51%.

00:38:16.320 That actually is the majority.

00:38:17.500 That would win the popular vote.

00:38:19.340 So we're right.

00:38:21.000 Yeah.

00:38:21.240 All right.

00:38:21.780 Our last piece of our migrant section is some teenagers who are doing a hot dog stand now 1.00

00:38:27.280 that the hot dog stand people are hiding from ice.

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00:39:29.700 This summer, me and my trim brothers decided that we're going to open up our own bacon

00:39:33.740 wrap hot dog business called Glizzy Street.

00:39:35.900 Instead of doing nothing at home, we want to make some money and try to do something big.

00:39:39.760 We invested $400 that we saved from working weekends at our family gas station to start

00:39:43.640 it up.

00:39:44.280 It's a pretty big investment for us, but with some hard work and long nights, it will

00:39:47.180 all be worth it.

00:39:48.300 The first day, we were pretty nervous, and there was no customers for the first hour,

00:39:51.300 and things started to pick up.

00:39:52.420 First, we sold one hot dog, then two, then five, ten, and at the end of the day, we ended

00:39:57.680 up selling over 20 hot dogs, which is pretty good in my opinion.

00:40:00.760 If you want to show us some support, we are located in Long Beach at the American Oil Gas

00:40:04.500 Station seven days a week from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m.

00:40:07.480 That's pretty cool.

00:40:08.600 Yeah.

00:40:09.080 Long Beach, California, 6850 Long Beach Boulevard at that gas station.

00:40:14.280 Tip them and say it's from Fleckus.

00:40:17.320 That's healing, you know?

00:40:19.600 The people who shouldn't be here are in hiding.

00:40:21.600 Young American industrious teenagers are doing the low-skill job instead, and they're 0.98

00:40:26.320 going to—and you know what they're going to do?

00:40:28.340 They're not going to send any of that money back to Mexico.

00:40:31.320 Yeah, they're going to get all that cash, hopefully pay no taxes, and buy a car for senior

00:40:35.460 year of high school.

00:40:36.300 Invest in the American economy.

00:40:38.440 So—

00:40:38.680 That's pretty cool.

00:40:39.340 That's what America should be, right?

00:40:40.960 Yep, exactly.

00:40:42.260 We are now moving on to our final page of housekeeping.

00:40:44.640 Make sure you guys use the opportunity to go to post up with Drew Stiago.

00:40:47.040 Leave a like, leave a comment, then comment again, then start yapping.

00:40:49.400 P.O. Box needs to be full, notifications need to be on, old episodes need to be watched,

00:40:53.400 and the link to this show needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:40:56.500 Okay.

00:40:57.140 Pretty good.

00:40:57.860 Yep.

00:40:58.580 All right.

00:40:59.060 Our first story that I thought was interesting and worthy of the final page of housekeeping,

00:41:05.500 Xfinity is admitting what Wi-Fi can do.

00:41:09.000 Yeah, they're now advertising.

00:41:11.120 They're saying, new, use Wi-Fi signals to detect motion in your home at no extra cost.

00:41:16.800 Start detecting motion in minutes without relying on motion sensors or camera.

00:41:20.860 Oh, okay.

00:41:22.460 What?

00:41:23.100 What was that? 0.99

00:41:24.200 The Wi-Fi is fucking bouncing around off me. 0.98

00:41:25.620 What was that? 1.00

00:41:26.580 Detecting my shit. 1.00

00:41:28.040 And I think this is what AI is going to do to hunt us down. 1.00

00:41:31.120 Like, you know how AI is an all-seeing thing?

00:41:34.620 Part of it will be tapping into the cameras and seeing in every camera and every phone,

00:41:38.920 like in Batman.

00:41:39.700 Yeah.

00:41:40.020 But the other part is going to be the Wi-Fi.

00:41:42.000 And that's how AI is really going to see everything.

00:41:44.780 And they're just going to have a map of your house.

00:41:46.600 They're probably already collecting the data on everyone's house.

00:41:49.420 And they probably have it all mapped perfectly.

00:41:51.280 And then they know where everyone's at and where everyone's moving. 0.99

00:41:53.900 And that's how they're going to hunt us down to kill us. 0.99

00:41:57.680 Okay. 0.63

00:41:57.960 Okay, I was wondering where you're going.

00:41:59.880 So AI is killing us.

00:42:01.040 And then Wi-Fi is going to be a big piece of them locating us.

00:42:03.300 Yep.

00:42:03.600 That's their sensor.

00:42:05.840 That's like their sensory.

00:42:07.080 That's their feels.

00:42:08.020 Okay.

00:42:08.180 Their tentacles.

00:42:09.060 Okay.

00:42:09.340 But it's everywhere.

00:42:10.300 Yeah.

00:42:10.540 And everywhere is Wi-Fi.

00:42:11.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:12.520 So they're going to be able to hunt us down.

00:42:13.780 But some machines are still nice.

00:42:15.820 This Tesla was self-driving and decided to crash into a car to save a pedestrian who fell in front of the car.

00:42:22.200 So that's a smart robot.

00:42:30.720 Tesla made the decision.

00:42:31.800 Human life.

00:42:32.660 And it instead crashed into a car.

00:42:34.700 Good for them.

00:42:34.980 Into a different human who had more protection.

00:42:37.300 You think Tesla's going to be good robots into the future?

00:42:39.580 Well, I was going to say when AI takes over, they'll use the cars to run us over.

00:42:43.140 Okay.

00:42:43.620 All right.

00:42:44.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:45.000 And Elon is like really trying to make a fucking robot, like a slave. 1.00

00:42:49.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:49.840 Slave robot.

00:42:50.680 So we're close.

00:42:52.540 Yeah.

00:42:52.840 You know what they say?

00:42:53.960 What's the phrase?

00:42:54.880 Like you overestimate what can be done in a year for technology, but you underestimate what can happen in 10 years.

00:43:02.660 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:03.280 I think we're pretty close to getting some crazy shit. 0.99

00:43:06.120 And then what'll happen is- 0.99

00:43:07.320 AI.

00:43:07.760 We've watched AI render like a video where Will Smith's like, and his arm bends this way.

00:43:12.220 And now it's like Will Smith fully talking to the camera, giving like a speech.

00:43:15.740 Yeah.

00:43:16.060 It's going, it's ramping up.

00:43:17.700 It's ramping up.

00:43:18.480 And then it'll probably be paired with universal basic income because everyone's jobs and get replaced with AI.

00:43:24.360 But then they'll be able to get like an AI tax, which is like 50% of the profits gets redistributed to the former workers or something.

00:43:31.200 People who eat rice with their hands.

00:43:32.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:32.860 So then we can just slurp rice with our hands and then AI does all of our slave shit and then no one can know anything. 0.99

00:43:38.140 Okay. 0.99

00:43:38.560 Or how to do anything.

00:43:39.700 Okay. 0.99

00:43:40.040 And the power will go out and then they'll say, oh shit, the power's out. 0.98

00:43:43.500 How do we grow corn? 0.99

00:43:44.860 And they'll be like, we haven't grown corn in 200 years.

00:43:47.500 Okay.

00:43:48.380 Fair.

00:43:48.720 And then everyone's dead.

00:43:49.960 All right.

00:43:50.520 All right.

00:43:51.000 All right.

00:43:51.300 Next is good news out of North Korea. 1.00

00:43:53.100 They just opened a water park.

00:43:55.320 Here it is.

00:43:55.940 There's a bunch of music going on, but-

00:43:57.680 That's a good jump.

00:43:58.720 Yeah.

00:43:59.240 They don't do that in America.

00:44:01.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:01.440 Safety laws and shit. 0.99

00:44:02.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:02.780 ADA.

00:44:04.200 Yeah.

00:44:04.520 Growing up, we used to have a sick diving board at my house and then from like the 80s.

00:44:09.040 And then like 10 or 15 years ago, the pool guy refused to reinstall it because it's like a safety hazard.

00:44:16.120 Too springy or something.

00:44:17.200 It used to launch you.

00:44:18.600 Yeah.

00:44:18.780 It was huge.

00:44:19.800 Yeah.

00:44:20.460 And now they can, I can't do it.

00:44:22.080 And what do you mean?

00:44:22.380 You did it 40 years.

00:44:23.660 You've put it in every season.

00:44:25.380 Yeah.

00:44:25.700 And now you can't do it.

00:44:27.020 So North Korea looks nice. 0.84

00:44:28.480 I'd go visit and the rides are probably fun because they're a little on the edge of dangerous.

00:44:33.120 For sure.

00:44:33.340 And that's what I like.

00:44:34.320 That's Americana.

00:44:35.520 That's Asian-a-cana. 0.95

00:44:37.600 That's something Asian where everything's a little dangerous and then eventually like a whole thing comes down, kills three people. 1.00

00:44:43.180 That's Asian shit. 1.00

00:44:44.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:44.680 The escalator goes out, fucking three people sucked in into the teeth. 1.00

00:44:48.260 That's Asian. 1.00

00:44:49.140 And they go, oh, yeah.

00:44:49.640 That's not really Americana.

00:44:50.880 We've got to put a barrier here.

00:44:52.540 And then they kind of get up to speed with it after experience.

00:44:55.560 Americans have kind of like a preventative learning and then it makes it way more expensive and harder to build. 0.53

00:45:00.480 China learns from three people dead.

00:45:02.520 Yeah.

00:45:02.840 It's kind of like it's like we'll learn as we go.

00:45:06.160 Yeah.

00:45:06.480 That's a good point.

00:45:07.420 All right.

00:45:07.780 Next clip is the rolling guy at the drive-thru.

00:45:12.560 This guy's got no legs and no arms and he's rolling.

00:45:16.100 He's smoking a cigarette. 1.00

00:45:18.480 He's got his ass out. 1.00

00:45:19.600 What should be done with that guy? 1.00

00:45:20.780 Should he be somewhere in like a little place?

00:45:23.180 You got to put him in the checkers.

00:45:24.700 He's trying to get something to eat.

00:45:26.180 Okay.

00:45:26.960 All right. 0.93

00:45:27.340 And he's all dirty because I bet that's really how he gets around. 0.92

00:45:30.560 I know.

00:45:31.280 I don't think there's any other way when you have no limbs.

00:45:33.580 He's smoking a cigarette. 0.99

00:45:34.480 He needs somebody who's like 60 IQ, who's really dumb but strong. 0.99

00:45:40.300 And then he wheels him around and then like they're a team. 0.98

00:45:42.620 And he directs him.

00:45:43.620 He uses his brain.

00:45:44.780 And he can have like a baby carrier.

00:45:46.460 Yeah.

00:45:46.820 So he needs a sidekick.

00:45:47.340 Yeah, we want to do today, Frank.

00:45:48.500 He needs a muscle-bound sidekick.

00:45:50.220 Yeah.

00:45:50.340 That's a good point.

00:45:51.540 How did he light his cigarette?

00:45:53.320 Someone came down.

00:45:54.640 There you go, buddy.

00:45:55.660 We did it for him.

00:45:56.300 All right.

00:45:56.480 Our last clip of the final page of housekeeping is a massive tornado that hits South Dakota.

00:46:05.480 That's pretty picture perfect.

00:46:07.060 That's like a picture perfect tornado.

00:46:08.500 It's like that movie Twisters.

00:46:10.640 Yeah.

00:46:11.560 It's like the Twister from that movie.

00:46:13.100 Yeah.

00:46:14.560 Uh-oh.

00:46:16.740 There goes your sister. 1.00

00:46:19.180 Sucked up into the Twister.

00:46:20.860 That's intense.

00:46:22.060 Yeah.

00:46:22.400 If I didn't know any better, I would go, oh, God's mad.

00:46:25.380 Okay.

00:46:26.040 Yeah.

00:46:26.680 If you were an Aztec warrior or something, you'd take that as a sign. 0.99

00:46:29.940 And you'd stab someone in the heart. 0.99

00:46:31.340 You'd sacrifice someone. 1.00

00:46:32.220 You'd see an eclipse and go, hmm, I got to kill somebody now. 1.00

00:46:35.340 Okay. 0.99

00:46:35.620 To prevent this. 0.99

00:46:37.080 Then you stab someone.

00:46:37.980 And then for the next five years, there's no eclipse.

00:46:40.600 And the stabbing was right.

00:46:41.900 Therefore, oh, okay.

00:46:43.360 And then it happens again. 1.00

00:46:44.260 And it's like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:46:45.460 Let's do 10 this time. 1.00

00:46:47.080 That's kind of how it goes.

00:46:48.180 All right.

00:46:48.380 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:46:49.420 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:46:53.020 All right.

00:46:55.380 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is from one of those content creator entrepreneur types.

00:47:00.740 Salesman.

00:47:01.520 Salesman guys.

00:47:02.440 Online salesman guys.

00:47:03.600 And I think he pretty much ran out of stuff to say.

00:47:06.200 I have a strict $1,000 bathroom rule.

00:47:09.240 And I'm very upfront about this with my teams.

00:47:11.100 If you text me in the summer and you're in my car group and say, hey, will you pick me

00:47:13.960 up and go to the bathroom?

00:47:14.880 I'll send you a screenshot of my Venmo and say, as soon as $1,000 hits my Venmo, I'll come

00:47:18.500 pick you up.

00:47:19.240 And here's the reason behind that.

00:47:20.460 And if you're in door to door, you should also be bullish on this.

00:47:23.420 Most people are just nice.

00:47:24.660 And so when someone asks you to go to the bathroom, you take five minutes, you get to

00:47:27.920 your car.

00:47:28.360 You take another five, 10 minutes to go pick them up.

00:47:30.280 You take five, 10 minutes and you go take them to the gas station.

00:47:32.580 You wait for them to do their business.

00:47:33.980 Then you have to reverse that whole process.

00:47:35.640 And the person that actually has the most opportunity loss is you for picking them up.

00:47:40.620 I just believe.

00:47:41.620 That's a good point.

00:47:42.720 Yeah.

00:47:43.080 I didn't think about this. 0.99

00:47:44.360 This guy's constantly thinking about shitting and the economics of shitting and who's dumping 0.99

00:47:48.480 and who can pay him money. 0.99

00:47:49.720 Right.

00:47:50.200 I'm Lee Cook here for a little bit.

00:47:51.680 I kind of have a business proposal, a little bit of an idea. 1.00

00:47:54.200 You charge you guys $1,000 to take a shit. 1.00

00:47:56.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:57.560 Say you have 10 guys on your team and on average, the average person probably shits four to 0.98

00:48:02.960 six times a day. 0.57

00:48:04.120 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

00:48:07.160 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

00:48:10.460 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record, host, and distribute your

00:48:15.040 show everywhere from Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

00:48:17.800 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

00:48:21.300 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

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00:49:04.420 So we'll say five shits a day. 0.99

00:49:06.740 Okay. 0.99

00:49:07.400 So five shits a day times 10 times 1,000. 0.99

00:49:11.560 You're making 50K a day just by transferring people to and from the toilet. 0.99

00:49:17.460 Yeah.

00:49:17.740 That's better than Uber. 0.99

00:49:18.820 And I'm going to push back a little on your daily shit averages. 0.99

00:49:22.520 I don't know what's going on with you. 0.99

00:49:23.640 I think you should see a specialist.

00:49:26.340 I would assume you're projecting there, but yeah, that's a big business. 1.00

00:49:29.880 A lot of money in this shit. 0.99

00:49:31.280 Forget the solar panels, whatever you're selling. 1.00

00:49:33.500 It's all about the shitting. 1.00

00:49:34.700 It's all about solar panel salesmen transferring them to and from a shithouse. 0.99

00:49:39.320 There's like a side business that goes with all the door-to-door guys.

00:49:42.600 And it's like, oh yeah, they're selling that.

00:49:44.140 And then we got the side shitting business that takes them to and from the toilet. 0.98

00:49:47.680 Sometimes I worry about us getting stale.

00:49:50.120 I'm like, no, we've already kind of covered that topic.

00:49:51.900 And it was like, if it was a hundred episodes ago, it's like, well, we can come back to it.

00:49:55.980 Um, you know, oh, we need something new and urban.

00:49:58.760 What are, what are they up to?

00:50:00.400 And then this guy's talking about bluffing to get Venmo requested a thousand dollars 0.98

00:50:05.280 for shitting for salesmen who work under him. 0.97

00:50:08.840 And you're really just at the end of your rope. 0.99

00:50:10.940 You're at the end of your stuff.

00:50:12.080 And you're probably making content to an empty room just for TikTok.

00:50:15.540 Yeah.

00:50:16.660 I haven't even gotten into that yet. 0.99

00:50:18.700 And then your content is about shitting. 0.99

00:50:21.160 You probably don't even have a business. 0.99

00:50:22.480 Your business is probably pretending to have a business on social media to go viral.

00:50:26.780 I don't know, man.

00:50:27.700 And then I saw a comment that was pretty funny to sum it up.

00:50:30.160 This guy says, I make my guys wear diapers.

00:50:32.460 If you can't sell in a poopy diaper, you aren't good enough to be on my team.

00:50:36.100 That's right.

00:50:36.800 That's, that's basically like, I don't know where the line is between satire and reality

00:50:41.380 for these guys.

00:50:42.060 Like you could come up to me and tell me this guy's satire.

00:50:45.460 And I would be like, good bit, you know, like, uh, that, uh, that one guy who does

00:50:50.860 all the, like, sell me this pen.

00:50:52.660 Yeah.

00:50:53.300 What's his name?

00:50:54.260 Friday something.

00:50:55.200 Yeah.

00:50:55.520 Almost Friday.

00:50:56.460 They have Friday guys.

00:50:57.860 DuPont.

00:50:58.580 Yeah.

00:50:58.800 The DuPont method.

00:51:00.020 So this is basically indecipherable from that.

00:51:02.440 So I don't know where we're headed as a society. 0.99

00:51:04.680 Cause we're going to have AI and then people who need to pay a thousand dollars to shit. 0.99

00:51:08.220 AI doesn't need to go to the bathroom. 0.99

00:51:09.920 I know.

00:51:10.360 AI could just sell.

00:51:11.480 That's a good point.

00:51:12.060 Imagine a salesman AI.

00:51:13.200 We're getting dark here.

00:51:15.460 It could be bad.

00:51:16.340 Yeah.

00:51:16.880 All right.

00:51:17.120 Our next clip was the one we mentioned in the intro.

00:51:19.700 This feminist woman tries to stop ducks from mating. 1.00

00:51:26.040 Get away from her. 0.99

00:51:28.220 Get away from her.

00:51:32.040 Hey.

00:51:34.600 Get off of her.

00:51:38.180 Hey.

00:51:38.660 Hey.

00:51:40.000 Hey.

00:51:43.200 Stop it. 1.00

00:51:46.380 God damn it. 1.00

00:51:47.340 Get off of her back. 1.00

00:51:48.800 What is that?

00:51:50.460 Is that anybody just standing around?

00:51:53.260 How do you figure more ducks get me?

00:51:55.220 Then let's zoom forward a little bit to when she jumps in the last like 20 seconds. 0.86

00:52:00.440 So that's pretty good.

00:52:09.060 This type probably doesn't say anything about the Pakistanis though.

00:52:12.160 Yeah.

00:52:12.580 She probably encourages them. 0.67

00:52:13.740 We need more diversity.

00:52:14.740 We need these Pakistanis here. 1.00

00:52:16.000 They're good.

00:52:16.840 The ducks are the issue.

00:52:17.860 The ducks are the issue.

00:52:19.060 And then the person at the end with the camera put it best.

00:52:21.180 She's interfering with life. 1.00

00:52:23.180 What do you think you're doing? 0.69

00:52:24.760 You think this is a duck rape? 0.96

00:52:26.960 And like you're the savior. 0.96

00:52:28.640 And then everyone else is crazy for not stopping the two ducks.

00:52:31.400 Why is everyone just standing around?

00:52:33.140 We need a net.

00:52:34.180 Yeah.

00:52:34.540 It's like because nothing's happening.

00:52:35.840 This is how a duck gets more ducks. 0.93

00:52:37.960 Yeah.

00:52:38.380 And then imagine this woman having like a male son. 0.99

00:52:41.240 How much of a male son?

00:52:42.840 It's redundant.

00:52:43.420 But I sound like Kentonji Brown Jackson writing a legal opinion.

00:52:46.280 Yeah.

00:52:46.840 Male son.

00:52:48.220 But yeah.

00:52:49.060 She has a son.

00:52:49.700 What would she do to him?

00:52:51.180 What would she do to her husband if she has one? 1.00

00:52:53.700 If she has one, when he wants to go golfing, cooked, extrapolate this.

00:52:57.760 And I would assume this woman's on a lot of pills. 1.00

00:53:00.660 I was going to say like what fried her brain the most, do you think?

00:53:04.520 Social media.

00:53:05.620 What do you think?

00:53:06.220 I would say SSRIs, birth control, a narcissistic mom and Mount Holyoke College.

00:53:11.960 Yeah.

00:53:12.320 It's a trifecta.

00:53:13.740 And put that all into a cocktail.

00:53:15.260 All of a sudden you're jumping in the duck pond to separate two ducks.

00:53:19.340 I don't know.

00:53:20.360 I don't know.

00:53:20.940 You ever see a bear eat a deer?

00:53:22.400 Yeah.

00:53:22.960 They scream the whole time.

00:53:24.340 They don't even kill it.

00:53:25.340 I think I may have told this story, but I saw a video of a bear scrape a deer.

00:53:29.800 The deer ran away.

00:53:30.800 Then the deer's guts were just hanging out for the rest of his life.

00:53:33.680 Yeah.

00:53:34.740 Where were you?

00:53:35.460 Hey! 0.99

00:53:36.160 You just cut that deer open.

00:53:38.940 There's a funny meme here.

00:53:40.180 Hey, can I get you a beer?

00:53:41.120 Sure.

00:53:41.480 She's not interested.

00:53:42.720 The meme with the lady and the ducks.

00:53:45.000 Classic.

00:53:46.060 All right.

00:53:46.300 That's pretty good.

00:53:46.900 Our next story is a video of a guy who gets caught taking pictures of teenage girls who

00:53:54.720 are in their bathing suits at the lake.

00:53:58.200 It says, caught a random guy, random creep taking photos of my friend and I, so we baited

00:54:03.180 him a second time to get proof.

00:54:05.020 No, you're taking photos.

00:54:12.660 No, I saw you take photos of us.

00:54:17.040 We saw it the first time and we thought we were just seeing things, but I fully saw you

00:54:20.720 take a photo of her.

00:54:22.200 No, no, I saw you take a photo of her.

00:54:24.840 I just got it on my phone.

00:54:26.200 Yeah.

00:54:27.880 Can you tell us why you were doing that?

00:54:30.200 No, no, we saw you and I have video proof of it.

00:54:33.080 I just saw, watched you delete it.

00:54:38.280 No, I just watched you delete it.

00:54:42.120 Yeah, I'm just chilling.

00:54:43.320 You're not though, because I fully just watched you.

00:54:48.280 Yeah.

00:54:48.740 Can you tell us why you were taking photos of us?

00:54:50.900 No, I'm not.

00:54:52.480 But you were, because I fully just saw the photo on your phone.

00:54:55.640 And I just reported your phone and watched you delete it.

00:54:57.280 I have video evidence.

00:54:58.780 We saw it the first time and I thought I was seeing things.

00:55:02.140 And so we had her walk up to see if you would do it again. 1.00

00:55:04.960 And you did.

00:55:06.420 Maybe he's a First Amendment auditor.

00:55:09.200 One of those types.

00:55:10.780 Oh, all right.

00:55:12.160 What's your main thought here?

00:55:14.220 Okay.

00:55:14.900 Because we talked about this before the show and I was like, this is white urban decay. 1.00

00:55:18.360 I mean, it's bad.

00:55:19.100 Everybody, obviously what the guy's up to is no good, right?

00:55:21.980 There are some takeaways, though.

00:55:23.920 First, obviously this is a creepy guy.

00:55:26.460 Of course.

00:55:26.940 Taking pictures of teenagers in their bathing suits, right?

00:55:29.940 Unacceptable.

00:55:30.700 But what's the takeaway here?

00:55:32.520 There are creepy guys out there.

00:55:34.980 Of course.

00:55:35.560 There's migrants out there.

00:55:36.960 There's the Pakistanis at the kids' park we've shown.

00:55:39.720 Oh, yeah.

00:55:40.020 So if that is the case and there are creepy men out there, you can't be basically naked

00:55:47.540 in public.

00:55:48.960 So you're in a bikini, you know, which is basically underwear, but it's okay because

00:55:54.400 you're swimming in a lake and it's not really underwear because there's a design on the

00:55:58.760 bikini. 0.92

00:55:59.840 You know, it's kind of the time to maybe be a little more modest and protect yourself

00:56:05.000 because there are creeps and illegals from third world countries here. 0.84

00:56:09.420 Okay.

00:56:09.960 That's fair.

00:56:10.760 I kind of want to live in a world where you just, you have a brother and an uncle and

00:56:14.840 you call them instead of trying to confront this guy. 0.99

00:56:16.800 And then this guy just gets the shit beat out of them. 0.99

00:56:18.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:19.080 That's kind of where I want to be.

00:56:20.420 But I also agree with your point about underwear and kind of being in a bathing suit and whatever. 0.68

00:56:25.140 But isn't that their rat? 0.97

00:56:26.320 Is it American? 0.99

00:56:27.640 Yeah.

00:56:28.180 But it's also, hey, it's also technically his right to film in public as long as they're

00:56:32.280 not underage.

00:56:32.900 It's not illegal to do that.

00:56:34.100 I'm not defending him.

00:56:35.000 You are defending him.

00:56:36.000 But I'm saying it's like, if you're talking about rights, that's true.

00:56:41.160 But then like he technically didn't break the law.

00:56:42.940 He's taking a picture at the lake, which is a public thing, which is not good.

00:56:45.920 He's taking pictures of kids or teenagers.

00:56:48.240 Depends if they're, what age they are.

00:56:49.960 If they're over 18, it's not illegal.

00:56:51.720 If they're under 18, it is illegal.

00:56:53.180 Slippery.

00:56:53.720 You're slippery.

00:56:54.200 I'm not slippery.

00:56:55.120 I agree with you.

00:56:56.260 But I'm just saying the current atmosphere is what it is.

00:56:58.860 There's a lot of weird third worlders here. 1.00

00:57:01.520 There's a lot of creepy guys here like that guy. 0.99

00:57:04.000 Now is not the time to have your underwear up your butt at the lake. 0.99

00:57:08.600 Fair. 0.97

00:57:09.400 Fair.

00:57:09.820 Fair.

00:57:10.360 And then I don't want to sound like I'm defending the guy because I'm not.

00:57:14.800 But those girls or types of girls like that would also post pictures of themselves on Instagram at the lake and going, oh, I'm at the lake. 0.98

00:57:24.800 And you're wearing the outfit in the picture is the same picture, but just someone else took it and one's online for everybody and someone else just took it on their own accord.

00:57:33.640 Okay.

00:57:33.920 I'm not defending anybody.

00:57:35.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:35.620 Keep saying it.

00:57:36.360 Keep saying it.

00:57:36.880 But now is not the time to be wearing your underwear and being naked in public, everybody.

00:57:40.820 And it never really was the time either.

00:57:42.760 Okay.

00:57:43.120 I think it's a time.

00:57:44.180 We have a nice modest summer.

00:57:45.840 Okay.

00:57:46.520 Let's do that.

00:57:47.280 All right.

00:57:48.100 All right.

00:57:48.380 That was close.

00:57:49.380 I'm not sure I'm with you the whole way.

00:57:51.200 No, you're with me.

00:57:53.080 I'm self-righting myself.

00:57:54.360 There's a lot.

00:57:54.640 I think if you call the cops on that guy, he doesn't get in trouble.

00:57:58.500 Does he not?

00:57:59.240 If they're over 18, he does not get in trouble.

00:58:01.500 And I'm not defending him.

00:58:02.540 I think that's just what it is.

00:58:03.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:04.180 You call your brother or your dad, he gets beat up and he doesn't call the cops because he was being a creep.

00:58:09.460 Yeah.

00:58:09.940 It's modest summer, but it's also a stomp him out summer.

00:58:12.920 A little bit of both.

00:58:14.220 We need to find a middle ground.

00:58:15.500 We need to find a middle ground.

00:58:16.260 I'm not defending that guy.

00:58:17.240 Of course not.

00:58:19.140 But I didn't write the law.

00:58:21.340 All right.

00:58:21.980 Next, Tim Waltz was the head F-slur at the Pride Parade in Milwaukee. 1.00

00:58:27.880 Milwaukee. 1.00

00:58:33.560 There's his stupid wife, too. 1.00

00:58:36.860 Still floppy moe fugger. 1.00

00:58:38.760 Yeah.

00:58:39.400 Flopping around.

00:58:40.020 He looks like he lost some weight.

00:58:40.940 Looks good.

00:58:41.900 Yeah, he's still trying.

00:58:43.140 I think he still thinks he's some sort of front runner for next presidential election.

00:58:47.080 He thinks he's going higher.

00:58:48.440 Really?

00:58:49.340 That's a vibe I'm getting from him, at least a little bit.

00:58:51.980 I would love to see that.

00:58:53.980 Side note, Pride Month is almost over.

00:58:56.880 Well, it is over.

00:58:57.760 It is over.

00:58:58.960 St. Pete had their Pride Parade yesterday or over the weekend for me.

00:59:03.860 And I was downtown and I was kind of looking at some of the people going, coming and going.

00:59:07.980 I wasn't involved in it myself.

00:59:09.500 I was just driving past.

00:59:10.540 And the one thing I noticed is like, and we've talked about this kind of on the show, how they try to shove everybody into the same umbrella.

00:59:18.160 And like, you look at gay guys, right? 0.56

00:59:21.560 And all the time on your phone, like at home, you look at gay guys and we make fun of them for how much they're on Grindr. 0.94

00:59:30.460 There's no governor on them. 0.91

00:59:31.820 They just keep going.

00:59:32.820 They keep.

00:59:33.220 Yeah.

00:59:33.480 Whoa.

00:59:33.820 What's that? 1.00

00:59:34.360 They're twerking their ass. 1.00

00:59:35.240 Yeah, but gay guys are generally like, they try to be fit. 1.00

00:59:39.720 They're in their 20s and 30s and they're just like catty. 1.00

00:59:43.100 They have big groups and they hang out and they're like fit and they're not really fat and they kind of like care and present themselves.

00:59:50.120 And then they work like as a real estate agent or, you know.

00:59:53.920 Cop rings.

00:59:54.820 Well, yeah. 0.78

00:59:56.060 But they're kind of like a certain type of guy and you have this picture in your head of a gay guy and it's like, okay, that's that. 0.55

01:00:01.700 And then there's the lesbians and the trans. 1.00

01:00:05.920 And the non-binary.

01:00:06.800 And the non-binary types. 1.00

01:00:08.620 And they're like fat. 1.00

01:00:11.640 Disgusting. 1.00

01:00:12.180 And really like short and weak and like no upper body strength. 0.99

01:00:15.740 And they're like round and full of soy.

01:00:20.020 Puffy.

01:00:20.660 And then their whole body is like lumpy and shakes and it's just like these lumps.

01:00:24.580 I think they're worse than ever.

01:00:25.840 They're fatter and worse than ever.

01:00:27.180 And then they're younger.

01:00:27.920 So like with Gen Z, they're the ones who go to the parade because they kind of like it's for them. 0.99

01:00:33.720 They were born to it.

01:00:35.680 Like that was their generation. 0.99

01:00:37.100 It was always the parade.

01:00:38.660 But I saw a guy or a girl, whatever.

01:00:41.640 I don't know.

01:00:42.000 A lumpy blob driving with a bike that's had a trans flag that said protect trans kids. 0.99

01:00:48.740 And I was looking at these people and they're so disgusting. 0.99

01:00:52.000 They're really unimpressive. 0.88

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01:01:53.920 And then I'm wondering how gay guys are even related to that at all.

01:01:57.300 Just because we both do something that's not heterosexual.

01:01:59.800 I think they don't like each other.

01:02:01.640 I think they don't like each other.

01:02:02.940 I think there's beef.

01:02:04.040 I think there's beef. 0.98

01:02:05.060 Gay guys just kind of want to, you know what they want to do. 1.00

01:02:07.540 When we go to Ride Him Cowboy on Friday, we should ask around the gay bar in town just to get some data. 0.88

01:02:14.420 I'll have a survey.

01:02:15.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:16.340 And 200 bucks.

01:02:17.300 Yeah, you'll go.

01:02:18.040 200 bucks.

01:02:18.980 Who wants you guys go to Orlando?

01:02:20.660 You 200. 0.98

01:02:21.720 Gay guys, I got a question for you. 0.93

01:02:23.620 But yeah, I don't know.

01:02:24.460 I just think there's a delineation there that I noticed.

01:02:26.900 And this is just from people walking to and from a gay get-together.

01:02:31.080 They're totally different sides of the end.

01:02:32.660 And I think they have nothing in common.

01:02:35.780 Delineation.

01:02:36.360 There's a delineation there.

01:02:37.620 That's a good word. 0.99

01:02:38.480 Lesbians and trans, they're all these lumpy. 1.00

01:02:40.720 They're all very unimpressive. 1.00

01:02:42.780 And gay guys like a gay guy. 0.99

01:02:44.360 Peter Thiel. 0.96

01:02:45.760 Scott Besant.

01:02:47.020 They go somewhere. 0.98

01:02:48.640 Scott Besant's a gay guy? 0.99

01:02:49.600 Yeah, he's gay. 1.00

01:02:51.420 He's gay. 0.99

01:02:52.520 Finance gay. 0.99

01:02:53.500 Finance gay. 0.95

01:02:54.300 Very rare. 0.99

01:02:55.200 Finance gay, tech gay. 0.84

01:02:56.320 I know. 0.99

01:02:56.760 So like gay guys, they can still do it.

01:02:58.120 I don't know.

01:02:58.840 I'm rambling here, but they shouldn't be together.

01:03:01.600 They should have two separate things is my point.

01:03:05.180 Yeah.

01:03:06.440 That's a good point.

01:03:07.380 And then you think about what they do like naked.

01:03:09.820 Oh, always.

01:03:10.700 I'm constantly thinking about that.

01:03:12.740 I'm like watching videos to study. 0.97

01:03:13.920 But the lumpy people is disgusting. 0.54

01:03:16.260 I know. 0.99

01:03:16.640 Dinky. 0.97

01:03:17.160 And then the gay guys, it's probably like a, it's probably pretty impressive what they're 0.98

01:03:20.260 up to. 0.89

01:03:22.480 Like going all night.

01:03:23.960 All right.

01:03:24.440 All right.

01:03:24.780 All right.

01:03:25.820 Poppers. 1.00

01:03:26.400 Poppers and shit. 1.00

01:03:27.320 Poppers. 1.00

01:03:27.600 Go all night.

01:03:28.120 Go like crazy.

01:03:28.800 Yeah.

01:03:28.860 You have a six pack.

01:03:29.640 And you're like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:03:32.160 Like they go crazy.

01:03:33.460 I think we're going too far.

01:03:34.400 A little too far.

01:03:35.200 Last two videos too far.

01:03:36.520 One last video for all of cringe.

01:03:39.000 This lady says, well, you carry my purse. 1.00

01:03:40.820 It's POV.

01:03:41.500 My husband doesn't have fragile masculinity.

01:03:44.980 There's copyright music.

01:03:46.500 So she's got the milkers out. 0.98

01:03:48.140 She's crazy. 0.97

01:03:49.280 And this guy. 0.99

01:03:50.140 And this is her husband who's not, doesn't have fragile masculinity.

01:03:53.280 Ma'am, he doesn't have any masculinity.

01:03:56.820 Yeah.

01:03:57.520 In 2025, the new type of masculine is feminine. 0.92

01:04:01.020 Yeah.

01:04:01.500 That's what masculinity is now.

01:04:03.260 And this guy just drinks too much tap water, probably drinks a bunch of IPAs and, oh, he's

01:04:09.040 like a different type of masculine.

01:04:11.080 He's not a fragile masculine.

01:04:12.860 He's a real masculine until there needs to be a fight.

01:04:15.520 Yeah.

01:04:16.040 Or until your tire needs to be changed or until someone disrespects your girlfriend and you

01:04:20.880 just go, oh, honey, let's just let it go.

01:04:24.380 Yeah.

01:04:24.740 This, you can tell by his walking, like many of you guys know this guy.

01:04:29.480 You don't know this guy, but you know this guy and he likes IPAs and he's got a little

01:04:34.480 beer belly and he's got no chin and he, he always got smoked in dodgeball.

01:04:39.680 He can't bench 135 once.

01:04:41.620 And nothing ever.

01:04:42.740 Yeah.

01:04:42.980 He'll never be a man.

01:04:45.320 So yeah, of course he'll carry your purse.

01:04:47.820 Duh.

01:04:48.140 And then his wife has a little, a little pet.

01:04:50.600 Yeah.

01:04:51.000 It's a little man, pet, little wallet, little wallet attached.

01:04:54.180 He pays.

01:04:54.980 It's like a little bit better than a dog because he pays for the dinner.

01:04:58.320 All right.

01:04:58.820 Well, that's the end of cringe.

01:04:59.620 We're now moving on to urban decay.

01:05:02.300 All right.

01:05:03.080 Our first clip of urban decay.

01:05:04.540 We have a little bit of a subsection here.

01:05:06.160 It's people who are urban individuals and partying in places they shouldn't be.

01:05:10.720 First is a landscaper who knew that one of his clients was out of town and then he threw

01:05:15.240 a huge graduation party for his nephew or something.

01:05:18.280 To him facing multiple charges.

01:05:20.440 I didn't break the law.

01:05:21.340 I just broke some rules of probably what my owners didn't want me to do.

01:05:25.220 But I didn't break the law.

01:05:26.360 Traffic hazards, loud noises, roadways being blocked.

01:05:31.120 When they arrived on scene, Lieutenant James May says deputies confronted Brown.

01:05:35.360 He represented himself as the homeowner, said he was having a party, indicated it was a

01:05:40.420 graduation party.

01:05:41.480 It was, in fact, not the homeowner, not related to the homeowners, but it was, in fact, the

01:05:45.600 yard guy.

01:05:46.320 Brown says this was a graduation party for his son and his son's friends.

01:05:50.820 Just wanted to always, you know, do something where we could create an income and bring a

01:05:55.180 positive environment for his friends.

01:05:57.140 It was mostly teenagers and young adults.

01:05:58.760 We estimate anywhere from three to four hundred people were at the house.

01:06:02.220 A lot of underage drinking going on.

01:06:04.420 In addition to breaking and entering and property damage charges, investigators also charged Brown

01:06:09.800 with obtaining property by false pretenses.

01:06:12.660 Did you charge people to get in?

01:06:13.880 We did not charge.

01:06:15.000 But we did charge because of security reasons.

01:06:20.120 We did not charge, but we did charge a little bit, the three hundred to four hundred people.

01:06:26.740 So it's summer.

01:06:28.020 That's why this section is happening.

01:06:29.660 The urban types are looking to party, but they don't really have the best places to do

01:06:34.180 it.

01:06:34.340 So they kind of have to get in there on someone else's property.

01:06:37.500 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:06:38.340 Let's let the clip finish.

01:06:39.360 Listen to what he says about how he's looking to talk to the homeowner when he gets back.

01:06:43.920 So remains confident that he hasn't lost a client.

01:06:47.000 I'm just waiting for them to come home just so I can continue to build my relationship

01:06:50.960 and we can move forward.

01:06:52.500 Yeah, waiting for them to get back so you can build a relationship moving forward.

01:06:56.640 Yo.

01:06:57.140 You're the landscaper, the person who never goes in the house.

01:06:59.720 Yeah, you're not a butler.

01:07:01.020 You're not the nanny. 0.99

01:07:02.080 You're the guy who like only needs to access the yard and you threw a fucking rager at our 0.99

01:07:06.820 nice mansion. 0.99

01:07:08.340 Three hundred to four hundred.

01:07:09.140 We're going to keep paying you.

01:07:10.380 And it was all underage kids drinking and smoking weed.

01:07:12.980 Yeah.

01:07:13.520 And it says officials said many of the party goers left the area recklessly in their

01:07:18.180 cars, which led to numerous traffic stops, officials said.

01:07:21.980 And here's some footage from the party itself.

01:07:24.580 We'll just kind of play that in the background.

01:07:26.480 But it was just like a 400 person and nobody's in the pool.

01:07:31.300 Surprise, surprise.

01:07:32.220 Or a typical urban party, right?

01:07:34.160 And then I was thinking, we talked about this before, his lack of remorse.

01:07:38.320 Yeah. 0.99

01:07:38.580 But that should play into his charges where it's like, hey, I fucked up. 0.80

01:07:42.700 I invited a few people and they invited people and it got out of hand and I tried to get 0.96

01:07:46.080 everyone to leave.

01:07:47.060 He's playing it like, oh, it's no big deal.

01:07:49.420 And I'm going to have a relationship with the homeowners when they get back.

01:07:51.800 And that should actually up the charges in my mind, because he really didn't even realize

01:07:56.480 what he did was wrong and a huge issue.

01:07:58.820 Yeah.

01:07:59.140 Yeah.

01:07:59.380 Yeah.

01:07:59.540 The judge should take that into consideration for sentencing.

01:08:02.640 But then we have some other things here.

01:08:05.380 People are taking advantage, right?

01:08:06.760 This guy, this was like a Ferris Bueller's Day Off type thing, party house thing.

01:08:12.520 But others are going to apartment complexes and taking over there.

01:08:17.580 Do you want to play those?

01:08:18.260 Yeah.

01:08:18.380 This one's in Ohio.

01:08:20.640 New tonight, some neighbors are dealing with a crisis in their apartment community near

01:08:24.720 Grandview Heights.

01:08:25.620 They called Six on Your Side for help because they say crime is taking over and hundreds of

01:08:30.460 strangers are too.

01:08:32.120 Aaron Simonek joining us live from Runaway Bay Apartments.

01:08:34.760 Erin, what you are about to show us is shocking, to say the least.

01:08:39.840 Oh, absolutely, Jessica.

01:08:41.080 Just imagine hundreds of people taking over this apartment complex who don't live here

01:08:46.540 and don't pay rent, partying at the pool, the beach, and even the parking lot.

01:08:52.080 Neighbors who do pay rent say they're concerned for their safety after even hearing gunshots

01:08:56.700 earlier this month.

01:08:57.740 At first glance, the Runaway Bay Apartments seem like a dream, a picturesque landscape

01:09:03.680 nestled on one of these Scioto quarries.

01:09:06.300 The gate is not locked.

01:09:08.040 It is a free-for-all for whoever wants to come in and out of this place.

01:09:11.700 But some people who call it home say it's become a living nightmare.

01:09:15.520 I've had my kayak stolen, my paddleboard stolen, I've had my car broken into, but yet we can't

01:09:20.440 talk to the trespassers.

01:09:21.740 Carrie Cassidy has been renting here for a long time and says crime is only the start 1.00

01:09:26.560 of the problems.

01:09:27.800 There's a dangerous and disturbing trend happening involving pop-up events where hundreds of

01:09:32.560 strangers take over the property, including the pool, the parking lot, and the quarry beach

01:09:37.180 front.

01:09:37.920 All of this on private property where they don't live or pay rent. 1.00

01:09:42.120 Damn, random strangers. 1.00

01:09:43.880 I hate strangers. 1.00

01:09:44.660 I hate strangers so much.

01:09:46.000 Um, and it goes on the rest of the video, you know, she said she's gotten things stolen.

01:09:50.760 There's been shootings.

01:09:51.940 These people just come in kind of like by a truckload. 1.00

01:09:55.080 None of them live there and they don't pay rent and they just ruin the fucking place. 0.99

01:10:00.600 Hey, maybe they leave it better than they found it. 1.00

01:10:02.680 They're always picking up trash.

01:10:04.780 Imagine the news story.

01:10:06.020 These people, they built a dock for us and it's like they're smoking blunts, yelling, getting

01:10:11.100 in fights, getting drunk and you know.

01:10:13.500 Driving home after.

01:10:14.460 Of course they're doing it on private property, right?

01:10:17.240 And then what's going to happen next, they hire a security guard and the security guard

01:10:21.980 will go up to them and say, Hey, do you guys live here?

01:10:24.760 And then they'll go, why are you asking me? 0.75

01:10:26.080 Cause I'm black.

01:10:26.840 And that's where the clip starts.

01:10:28.680 That's where the viral, look at this example of racism video starts is why are you asking

01:10:33.820 us if we live here?

01:10:34.860 It's after weeks of this, an apartment building finally hires a security guard and they're like, 1.00

01:10:39.760 you ain't asked that white bitch over there. 1.00

01:10:42.100 And then it's like, that's, that's Lydia. 1.00

01:10:44.720 I see her every Tuesday and Thursday.

01:10:46.520 She lives in apartment 413, but you didn't ask her.

01:10:49.540 And that's like the type of examples of racism.

01:10:52.360 Exactly.

01:10:52.920 Why is security guard here?

01:10:54.400 Why he keeping us down?

01:10:55.720 Here's the last one.

01:10:56.640 And it's a guy's using a similar type of pool.

01:11:01.060 Niggas is trying to go swim. 1.00

01:11:03.960 Niggas. 1.00

01:11:04.400 Here.

01:11:04.540 I got you, cuz.

01:11:08.600 But she's like, niggas ain't pee like me. 0.97

01:11:10.900 I don't be needing.

01:11:13.180 I don't be needing like, you know, but yeah, it's going down.

01:11:16.240 Can they even swim?

01:11:25.540 No, they don't even swim. 1.00

01:11:26.820 So they just go to the pool to fucking ruin it. 0.99

01:11:29.040 It's like me going to break into a Pilates class. 0.99

01:11:31.380 Yeah.

01:11:31.940 Just to, just to hang out.

01:11:33.160 Yeah.

01:11:33.700 You're the machine.

01:11:34.640 Yeah.

01:11:35.460 And then, uh.

01:11:36.580 I like the sounds.

01:11:37.740 If you look at the clip, they're all jumping the fence.

01:11:40.900 All you have to do is have one person jump the fence and then open the gate for everybody else. 1.00

01:11:44.620 Yeah, they're too stupid. 1.00

01:11:46.000 But they gotta go, oh, we all gotta jump in. 1.00

01:11:48.160 They're too stupid. 1.00

01:11:49.180 That's crazy. 1.00

01:11:50.120 So this is what the partying looks like.

01:11:52.540 And I actually found this poster for an upcoming party.

01:11:55.600 And I want us to maybe place some bets.

01:11:57.120 This is going to be in August, August 2nd, 2025.

01:12:00.200 The Thicknick Picnic in Chicago, Illinois.

01:12:03.400 Yeah.

01:12:04.100 And we're going to do an over-under.

01:12:05.360 Will there be gunshots there?

01:12:07.140 I'm going to say yes.

01:12:08.420 And I will place it at over.

01:12:10.760 How many are in a Glock?

01:12:12.240 I'm going to say over 15 bullets fired.

01:12:15.440 And then, like, how many?

01:12:16.440 Like, give some room for an extended bag.

01:12:17.760 Yeah.

01:12:18.280 Or a full clip with a Glock with the switch.

01:12:22.120 So it all comes out.

01:12:23.080 And then how many shot versus how many killed?

01:12:25.420 Uh, six wounded.

01:12:26.660 No, don't killed.

01:12:27.720 Yeah.

01:12:28.060 Ten to one.

01:12:28.980 And there's going to be a twerk contest there.

01:12:30.900 There's going to be a twerk contest there.

01:12:32.300 And we have a little bit of a preview of what Chicago looks like lately.

01:12:35.140 Here's Chicago from earlier this weekend.

01:12:37.080 The police are attempting to arrest someone.

01:12:42.820 No, bro.

01:12:43.980 We don't know.

01:12:45.000 We don't know.

01:12:46.500 Oh, no.

01:12:48.180 We don't do it, bro.

01:12:49.180 Oh, look at him.

01:12:50.040 There's no way.

01:12:51.120 There's no way.

01:12:52.260 Let me get him. 0.81

01:12:53.400 Let me get him. 0.81

01:12:55.120 Let me get him. 0.81

01:12:56.840 Let me get him. 0.81

01:12:58.000 Let me get him. 0.81

01:12:58.880 Come a long way from the times when the cops would have a billy club.

01:13:07.920 And they go beat everyone up in a good way. 0.94

01:13:09.720 Crazy. 0.92

01:13:10.700 Very bad.

01:13:11.760 But yeah.

01:13:12.180 So, I mean, that's kind of where we're at.

01:13:15.460 People will just take advantage.

01:13:17.280 And then, like, if nobody tells them to leave the first time, then that's the new hangout spot.

01:13:23.140 And your apartment complex got taken over by.

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01:14:23.820 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R dot com. 0.96

01:14:27.460 18-year-old ghetto black people, you know? 0.99

01:14:30.660 Not good. 1.00

01:14:31.140 They're smoking black and milds and shit. 1.00

01:14:32.640 So watch out. 1.00

01:14:33.300 But my advice is nip it in the bud if it happens to you.

01:14:36.280 Go all out as soon as it happens because they go, ah, this place ain't good.

01:14:39.900 Let's go to the next place.

01:14:40.960 Yep.

01:14:41.480 Because once you go like five weekends in a row, then it's the spot.

01:14:44.560 Then it's the spot and they learn.

01:14:46.020 They start learning and then they remember directions.

01:14:48.660 Where'd that place at again?

01:14:49.780 Oh, yeah.

01:14:50.980 They could learn.

01:14:52.580 Next is a story, a 20-person jewelry heist.

01:14:56.540 This is a new show record.

01:14:57.900 We've kind of shown some heists where a lot of people are going, but this is 20 individuals.

01:15:03.300 On a smash and grab at a jewelry store.

01:15:15.780 Look at him.

01:15:16.460 So 20 people is like five cars, fully packed sedans.

01:15:37.280 It's like a whole football team.

01:15:38.860 You could play 10-on-10 football, just one man down.

01:15:43.300 I don't even have 20 friends.

01:15:46.280 I don't even know 20 people.

01:15:48.160 And then at a certain point, like, you know, you always see in the movies, there's some sort of heist.

01:15:53.400 And it's a guy who's kind of leading the team.

01:15:55.780 And he goes, I picked out the best guy.

01:15:57.700 He's the safe cracker.

01:15:58.880 He's the this.

01:15:59.520 I could trust them all.

01:16:00.840 Getaway driver.

01:16:01.660 On a 20-man heist, you don't even know some of the other people.

01:16:06.060 They probably fight each other.

01:16:07.120 Yeah.

01:16:07.580 It's like, oh, yeah.

01:16:08.780 Hey, Lil Tay's cousin's going to come with us. 1.00

01:16:10.540 It's like, who?

01:16:11.600 You don't even know everybody.

01:16:13.520 That's so true.

01:16:14.420 And then also with this situation, you notice when they're running in, there's not much of a team effort.

01:16:19.780 It's just 20 individuals all trying to get as much jewelry as they can each.

01:16:24.600 Yeah.

01:16:24.980 It's not like, all right, I break the door.

01:16:26.620 Then you go in with the bag and you have the hammer and then you get the jewelry in the bag and then we all run out.

01:16:31.720 It's like everyone grab what you can and that's what you got.

01:16:33.840 There's no splitting the loot later.

01:16:35.840 It's like they're 1099 heist employees.

01:16:38.020 It's like you eat what you kill.

01:16:39.500 It's all, it's 100% commission-based heist member.

01:16:44.240 All right.

01:16:44.820 Our next clip is a guy who's doing a prank where he's pretending to be blind and then staring at people.

01:16:51.360 And then look what the reaction he gets.

01:16:54.920 What the hell are you looking at, man?

01:16:56.380 I'm not looking at you. 0.98

01:16:58.720 Ain't nobody else over here but me, man. 0.95

01:17:00.460 What the hell are you looking at, man?

01:17:01.900 I don't know what I'm looking at. 0.98

01:17:03.000 Man, come on, man.

01:17:04.420 There's a whole lot of places you can look at besides me, man.

01:17:06.960 I'm over here turning my own business, man.

01:17:08.680 What you got going on, man?

01:17:09.920 None.

01:17:11.460 Hey, man, what you wanting to get punched or something?

01:17:13.280 Yo, yo, yo, relax, relax, relax. 0.67

01:17:15.260 You sound very aggressive but I'm blind, man. 1.00

01:17:18.480 Damn, honey. 1.00

01:17:19.240 Yeah. 0.99

01:17:20.180 So that was enough to start a fight.

01:17:22.940 I think so.

01:17:23.320 You're about to get punched because you're looking in my direction. 0.96

01:17:26.020 Beautiful day. 0.89

01:17:26.880 You're on a park bench.

01:17:28.780 You're about to assault somebody.

01:17:30.420 It's punch time.

01:17:31.080 All right, speaking of punch time, our last clip of Urban Decay, Texas girls fight. 1.00

01:17:36.580 This is in Frisco, Texas.

01:17:37.920 These two girls went at it. 0.51

01:17:40.040 Double fight.

01:17:41.220 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1.00

01:17:44.860 Damn. 1.00

01:17:46.600 Double fight. 1.00

01:17:47.900 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:17:50.980 Damn. 1.00

01:17:53.400 Damn. 1.00

01:17:54.840 I thought she was going to break it up. 0.99

01:17:56.660 Don't bug me.

01:17:59.800 Bro, what is wrong with you?

01:18:02.040 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:18:03.300 What the fuck is wrong? 1.00

01:18:06.680 What is going on? 1.00

01:18:10.500 Bro, stop. 1.00

01:18:12.640 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:18:15.120 Stop. 1.00

01:18:15.680 Stop.

01:18:17.100 Stop.

01:18:17.540 Stop.

01:18:19.840 Stop.

01:18:20.280 Run up.

01:18:20.860 Get down the street.

01:18:22.040 Run up.

01:18:22.260 See?

01:18:22.680 We show white Urban Decay when they act black. 0.94

01:18:24.920 Yeah.

01:18:25.400 We do.

01:18:25.820 We're fair.

01:18:26.960 And those girls were blacked out drunk. 1.00

01:18:29.360 Mm-hmm.

01:18:30.720 What's your excuse for the whole thing?

01:18:32.840 Explain the party earlier.

01:18:34.340 You know?

01:18:35.200 They were blacked out.

01:18:36.660 And they'll never do this again.

01:18:38.720 All right.

01:18:39.200 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:18:40.800 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:18:43.800 All right.

01:18:44.580 Uplifting Gold.

01:18:45.380 We have a lot of uplifting stuff today.

01:18:47.140 First, we got some dirt bikers who were causing a ruckus in the park. 0.73

01:18:50.600 And then they returned to the old lady to apologize.

01:18:53.380 And look what happens.

01:18:54.940 I'm... 0.99

01:18:55.260 Oh, my fucking God, Pablo. 0.98

01:18:58.480 Ma'am, I am so sorry. 1.00

01:18:59.760 You deserve it.

01:19:00.900 Ma'am, I'm sorry.

01:19:01.860 I was coming...

01:19:02.440 You deserve every bit of it.

01:19:03.500 Ma'am, I'm coming over here to apologize to you. 0.96

01:19:05.940 You're nothing but trouble.

01:19:07.240 Ma'am, I'm coming over here to apologize to you.

01:19:10.620 That's pretty good.

01:19:11.600 You're nothing but trouble.

01:19:12.860 That's a good old lady turn of phrase explanation. 1.00

01:19:15.980 Yeah.

01:19:16.380 And that's Americana.

01:19:17.180 Maybe.

01:19:19.560 It is.

01:19:20.280 Dirt bikes. 0.94

01:19:20.740 Mad old lady. 1.00

01:19:21.920 Mad old lady Americana, yeah. 0.98

01:19:23.340 Shouldn't be dirt biking in the park.

01:19:24.800 She's right.

01:19:25.440 All right.

01:19:25.820 All right, next.

01:19:26.660 I believe this is in Detroit.

01:19:28.220 This guy was a business owner.

01:19:30.100 And then when he died, he requested that a million dollars be dropped from a helicopter

01:19:34.720 above the city.

01:19:35.940 Is this a million dollars?

01:19:37.020 Yeah.

01:19:37.300 He did it for real, man.

01:19:40.000 He did it for real.

01:19:44.540 There it is.

01:19:53.280 You'll never guess the race of the guy.

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01:20:57.500 I don't know.

01:20:58.620 You'll never guess the race.

01:21:00.320 But there it is.

01:21:01.240 And he probably gave a million dollars, and I'm sure only 500 dropped out.

01:21:07.580 Yeah.

01:21:08.040 If you're the middleman in a situation like that, where you're about to dump money over

01:21:11.400 a whole city of Detroit, you don't pocket some, I don't know how you can't.

01:21:16.000 You cut yourself a little fee.

01:21:18.160 Yeah.

01:21:18.640 Yeah.

01:21:18.920 And then it probably lands on the roof or goes in the gutter or gets...

01:21:22.320 That's what I'm saying.

01:21:23.100 It might as well be in your pocket.

01:21:24.620 Yeah.

01:21:25.140 A lot of it goes to zero.

01:21:26.220 But that's nice.

01:21:27.100 So that's uplifting gold.

01:21:28.240 Okay.

01:21:28.560 It's uplifting.

01:21:29.960 Next, this guy caught a fish, and he throws it to an eagle.

01:21:33.740 Boy, have I got something for you.

01:21:35.260 Hey, you two. 0.99

01:21:36.200 This sucker up here. 0.99

01:21:37.440 There is a big eagle. 0.99

01:21:39.900 Let's see if he gets it.

01:21:43.040 He'll even dive into the water for it.

01:21:45.520 Two.

01:21:46.060 Come on, come on. 0.99

01:21:46.760 Get ready.

01:21:47.300 Here he comes.

01:21:48.740 He basically does a level up.

01:21:50.740 Here he comes.

01:21:52.320 I'm going to have a maple.

01:21:56.800 How good is that?

01:22:00.720 That's cool.

01:22:01.900 That's why animals trust white people. 0.98

01:22:04.820 That's a good point.

01:22:05.780 You know?

01:22:06.860 That memory, you think the bird remembers it and goes like,

01:22:10.020 the guy, why'd he give it up?

01:22:11.800 Do you think he thinks anything about it?

01:22:13.540 Yeah, a little bit.

01:22:14.840 Okay.

01:22:15.440 That's a good point.

01:22:16.180 That's nice.

01:22:16.620 Yeah, I had a friend who fed a fish to a pelican once.

01:22:20.460 The pelican almost choked.

01:22:21.840 Then he thought Florida Fish and Wildlife was going to come out and find him.

01:22:25.560 We kept teasing him.

01:22:26.580 We were like, dude, yo, that pelican's probably dead.

01:22:28.940 He probably killed him.

01:22:30.160 Wow.

01:22:30.560 You know what Asian people do with those birds? 1.00

01:22:32.300 They hold the fish up and then they snatch the bird and they slurp the fish and then they cook the bird.

01:22:38.480 The Asian people, there's those fish with the long necks, like the herons or storks or whatever. 1.00

01:22:43.820 The birds with long necks.

01:22:44.280 And then they put a rubber band around the neck.

01:22:46.680 So when the bird grabs a fish and tries to swallow it, it gets stuck.

01:22:49.660 And then they take the bird and then they empty the bird's throat and take the bait fish and eat the bait fish.

01:22:55.100 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:22:56.220 I think Python Cowboy told me that.

01:22:58.380 Smart.

01:22:59.200 All right, next is good news for one of us.

01:23:02.260 They make mayonnaise slices for sandwiches.

01:23:07.380 Duke's Mayo Slices.

01:23:08.800 I don't even know what that means.

01:23:11.760 I have an idea.

01:23:12.600 I get what's going on here.

01:23:14.020 What's the difference between that and cheese at this point, though?

01:23:16.620 I don't know.

01:23:17.780 But it's cool.

01:23:18.860 Yeah. 0.98

01:23:20.180 He's a real mayo pig, this one. 0.99

01:23:23.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:23:23.680 Just like I look like that fat Mexican truck driver who killed five. 0.97

01:23:27.780 Didn't you used to put mayo on General Tso's chicken? 0.96

01:23:30.700 Did you really do that?

01:23:31.960 No.

01:23:33.200 Chinese Donut Boy always accuses me of that.

01:23:35.840 He says, oh, I saw you putting Chipotle mayo on General Tso's chicken.

01:23:39.580 It's like, chill.

01:23:40.720 Flackus does really bad mayo squirts.

01:23:43.220 Like, he'll do, like, the squirt and then he'll go another one.

01:23:47.600 And then it's like, you're almost, like, biting the texture of it.

01:23:51.200 It's not even true.

01:23:51.640 So are you going to try that?

01:23:52.900 No.

01:23:53.220 And it's not true.

01:23:54.540 But if you're doing keto, mayo is very good.

01:23:57.300 All right.

01:23:58.180 All right.

01:23:58.520 Our last clip before the Pure Americana clip of the week, Shaggy cover.

01:24:02.240 I'm in need, baby.

01:24:06.200 Life is one big party when you're still young.

01:24:09.800 But who's going to have your back when it's all done?

01:24:12.760 It's all good when you're little, you're pure fun. 0.99

01:24:15.340 Can't be a fool, son. 0.98

01:24:16.740 What about a long run? 1.00

01:24:18.420 Looking back, Shaggy, always a mention. 0.59

01:24:21.240 Send me nap, giving her much attention. 0.84

01:24:23.840 She was there through my incarceration.

01:24:25.980 I want to show the news on my appreciation.

01:24:29.740 Girl, you're my kid.

01:24:31.720 All right.

01:24:32.020 That's pretty good.

01:24:32.860 Good for them.

01:24:34.040 All right.

01:24:34.640 Our last clip of the whole show is the Pure Americana clip of the week.

01:24:38.540 This, I don't know where it was, but it's the General Lee from...

01:24:42.160 I don't know.

01:24:43.180 You know that show?

01:24:43.820 I forget.

01:24:44.960 Dukes of Hazzard.

01:24:45.760 Dukes of Hazzard.

01:24:46.720 And I think this is in Tennessee.

01:24:48.360 In Tennessee.

01:24:49.280 Put me on the spot.

01:24:50.080 And they did a General Lee jump over the fountain.

01:24:57.100 He's punching it. 0.99

01:24:59.180 And this car is going to get fucked up. 0.99

01:25:10.660 Isn't that cool? 0.99

01:25:11.740 Yeah.

01:25:12.120 Good for them.

01:25:12.540 It's very rare to see someone really send it these days.

01:25:15.440 Yeah.

01:25:15.620 And he still had the flag on the roof too.

01:25:18.640 Authentic.

01:25:19.080 You didn't get canceled for that.

01:25:20.860 You got the Confederate flag.

01:25:21.980 And he sent it.

01:25:22.840 Yeah.

01:25:23.160 There's no landing that correctly and the car is fine. 1.00

01:25:26.320 Like, you're fucked up. 1.00

01:25:27.860 You're wearing a helmet. 1.00

01:25:28.680 You're going, boom.

01:25:29.620 Yeah.

01:25:30.320 Breaks the axle.

01:25:31.380 Good for you.

01:25:32.020 All right.

01:25:32.440 That was great.

01:25:33.260 Now we're in our shout outs.

01:25:35.180 No big deal.

01:25:36.140 Happy birthday to Alec on July 3rd.

01:25:38.820 Happy birthday, Alec, on July 3rd.

01:25:40.340 That's from Eliana and Elias.

01:25:42.800 Oh.

01:25:43.680 Two Elis? 0.95

01:25:44.760 Yeah.

01:25:45.240 Yeah.

01:25:45.660 As the wife and the daughter.

01:25:47.800 Yeah.

01:25:48.120 Or son, Elias.

01:25:49.500 Elias?

01:25:49.980 I don't know.

01:25:50.660 Hispanic.

01:25:51.560 That's okay.

01:25:52.080 But that's, hey.

01:25:53.160 Happy birthday, Alec.

01:25:53.680 I like that.

01:25:54.480 The same family tree having the same type of name.

01:25:56.840 It's great.

01:25:57.500 Yeah.

01:25:57.760 Like, you ever see those families who name everyone like a J name?

01:26:01.420 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:01.860 Or they name everyone something with the same letter?

01:26:04.180 That's not-

01:26:04.400 I kind of respect that.

01:26:05.260 They're trying something.

01:26:06.320 Yeah, it's fun.

01:26:07.100 There's a plan.

01:26:07.980 You know?

01:26:08.500 Everyone's got the same initials.

01:26:09.880 Yeah, exactly.

01:26:10.660 That's good.

01:26:11.060 Congrats to Manuela and Seth, who got married last week.

01:26:14.820 We have a picture of them and the couple in the background.

01:26:17.080 Very lovely.

01:26:17.900 Manuela and Seth.

01:26:19.260 All right.

01:26:19.700 Very cool.

01:26:21.200 Shout out to Joel, who got this Fleckes license plate in California.

01:26:26.240 He got that, and it was just because of you?

01:26:28.940 I'm the only Fleckes.

01:26:30.060 He sent it to you?

01:26:30.840 His brother sent it to me.

01:26:31.900 Wow.

01:26:32.460 He doesn't even have Instagram.

01:26:33.560 I try to follow him back.

01:26:34.620 That's a nice Camry, too.

01:26:35.820 I like a Camry.

01:26:36.840 Smart buy.

01:26:37.780 Yeah.

01:26:38.120 You're going to get a lot of miles out of that.

01:26:40.520 That's a good point, and very cool.

01:26:41.680 And I like the black California plate, too.

01:26:43.620 And I think that's like the fifth Fleckes license plate out in the wild.

01:26:47.080 We're getting crazy.

01:26:48.640 Yep.

01:26:49.960 No RRB?

01:26:51.480 No RRB license plate anywhere?

01:26:54.560 You can.

01:26:56.160 All right.

01:26:56.580 Keep going.

01:26:57.000 Keep going.

01:26:57.200 All right.

01:26:57.680 Happy birthday to Lily Jackson on June 30th.

01:27:01.920 Happy birthday, Lily Jackson.

01:27:02.920 And we have a picture of her and her husband, and then we also have a picture of her family

01:27:06.820 at church.

01:27:07.580 Wow.

01:27:08.120 The Jacksons.

01:27:09.140 That's nice.

01:27:09.840 Isn't that nice?

01:27:10.500 That's Americana.

01:27:11.720 Those are her kids?

01:27:12.820 Yeah.

01:27:13.120 Three kids?

01:27:14.180 Three kids.

01:27:14.960 You're in church.

01:27:16.100 That's nice.

01:27:16.680 That's a nice family.

01:27:18.080 Happy birthday.

01:27:20.300 And then happy anniversary to Angela and John.

01:27:22.900 And they just had the baby George last week, or two weeks ago.

01:27:26.060 You know, Angela and John, happy anniversary, but the shout-out requests.

01:27:30.980 Is that a lot?

01:27:31.800 There's four of them.

01:27:33.580 Four birthdays.

01:27:34.800 Everyone's having a baby every once in a while.

01:27:36.660 Then we got-

01:27:37.180 Anniversary?

01:27:37.580 Well, two anniversaries a year.

01:27:39.880 It's getting to be a lot.

01:27:41.380 But happy anniversary for you guys.

01:27:43.160 Hey, they put in the work.

01:27:44.400 I know.

01:27:44.900 I can't turn them down, obviously.

01:27:46.020 We can't turn them down.

01:27:46.960 And they are such passionate show watchers.

01:27:50.100 And I think John makes a bunch of GIFs from the show on Twitter, which I love.

01:27:53.740 Yeah, he does.

01:27:54.320 So you guys get whatever you want.

01:27:55.400 You get more if you want.

01:27:56.420 Don't listen to Richard.

01:27:57.940 I'm just saying.

01:27:58.960 There is one every other week.

01:28:01.640 And we love it.

01:28:02.760 It's better than none.

01:28:04.420 Imagine the show didn't matter and people said, oh, you don't have to shout me out.

01:28:07.020 I don't even watch.

01:28:07.640 I know.

01:28:08.160 I know.

01:28:08.940 I know.

01:28:09.280 I'm very grateful.

01:28:10.540 Oh, no need to shout me out.

01:28:11.880 We don't even watch your show.

01:28:13.200 No need to shout me out.

01:28:14.700 You get two views.

01:28:16.340 Your YouTube's in a parallel schizophrenic fever dream.

01:28:19.400 No need to shout me out.

01:28:20.360 I didn't even realize you had a show.

01:28:22.040 You're right.

01:28:22.660 You're right.

01:28:23.200 Champagne problem.

01:28:24.000 It's called.

01:28:24.480 Champagne problem.

01:28:25.160 It's called.

01:28:25.800 All right.

01:28:26.280 All right.

01:28:27.080 That is the end of the episode.

01:28:28.340 Reminder, there is no Friday episode, but if you want an episode on Friday, there will

01:28:33.520 be a bonus land.

01:28:34.480 Fluckustalks.com is where to find that.

01:28:36.680 And as always, we leave you with the Fluckus Anthem created by New Classics.

01:28:40.800 Thank you guys for watching.

01:28:41.720 We'll see you on Friday in Bonusland, July 4th.

01:28:58.340 We're heading to the bathroom.

01:29:16.680 You know we gotta go.

01:29:21.480 Just flickers and red, but I just uploaded the show.

01:29:26.220 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:29:30.900 Give it up to the world's best host.

01:29:36.220 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:29:38.300 Choose the outcome and take all the posts.

01:29:42.860 The only way the show can be defined.

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01:30:01.860 On the last page of housekeeping, we're letting Fluckus cook.

01:30:07.180 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:30:09.180 There's a new alien spin.

01:30:11.860 A rat boy shoots him a look.

01:30:16.780 It's exactly what the Feds wouldn't want you to see.

01:30:21.940 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:30:23.940 But it could be a distraction and that brings you to me.

01:30:31.940 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:30:33.740 Give it up to the world's best host.

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01:31:54.720 If more Fluckus content is what you demand.

01:31:59.720 Then just make sure you're sub to bonus land.

01:32:08.720 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

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01:32:23.720 The only way the show can be defined.

01:32:29.720 The best news podcast of all time.

01:32:41.720 We're watching old episodes.

01:32:43.720 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:32:44.720 Yeah, watching old episodes.

01:32:45.720 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:32:46.720 Yeah, watching old episodes.

01:32:48.720 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:32:51.720 Buying chip coins and trading stocks.

01:32:54.720 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:32:56.720 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:32:58.720 We're still kicking over stacked rocks.

01:33:02.720 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:33:03.720 Fluckus Toss.

01:33:04.720 The only way the show can be defined.

01:33:09.720 The best news podcast of all time.

01:33:16.720 Fluckus Toss.

01:33:17.720 Words are just words until action actually starts.

01:33:22.720 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:33:25.720 And actions speak louder than words.

01:33:28.720 Fluckus Toss, Fluckus Toss. 0.90

01:33:31.720 Fluckus Toss.

01:33:32.720 Fluckus Toss.

01:33:33.720 But at the same time words speak louder than actions.

01:33:37.720 We did have cars in our house.

01:33:39.720 So, I do.

01:33:41.720 I have to go?

01:33:42.720 Yeah.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - July 01, 2025

FAT FOREIGN TRUCKER KILLS FIVE

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