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00:00:16.280 Welcome back to Fleck of Stocks, the podcast episode 273 today on the show.

00:00:22.240 We're going to tell you everything you need to know about the new front runner for New York City Mayor,

00:00:26.300 Mohammed bin al-Solomon Abu Ramza.

00:00:29.540 Then Disney is about to ruin the sound of music with their new casting.

00:00:34.160 We'll explain.

00:00:35.300 Then in Cringe of the Week, we close out Pride Month with some clips and lessons learned.

00:00:40.820 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, a man shot his uncle over a honey bun.

00:00:46.660 What?

00:00:47.320 All this and more.

00:00:48.240 It's Fleck of Stocks, the podcast episode 273, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

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00:03:16.560 Okay, guys, a lot to get to.

00:03:18.440 Happy Friday.

00:03:19.840 Yeah.

00:03:20.300 Another week in the books.

00:03:22.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:23.020 You know what it's like.

00:03:24.580 I don't think there's much banter here.

00:03:26.880 I think you're squeezing a towel with no water left in it.

00:03:29.460 All right.

00:03:29.860 Yes, it's Friday.

00:03:30.540 It's Friday.

00:03:31.500 Next week's July 4th.

00:03:32.800 That's nice.

00:03:33.820 Yeah, that'll be fun for a lot of you guys.

00:03:35.240 Everyone's feeling good.

00:03:36.040 It's the summer.

00:03:36.740 And, you know, summer's almost over.

00:03:39.480 All right.

00:03:40.380 And the year's almost over, too.

00:03:42.000 Remember when it was just 2025?

00:03:43.840 Now it's like six months till Christmas.

00:03:46.440 You're making me depressed.

00:03:47.640 All right.

00:03:48.000 Time is never time at all.

00:03:49.940 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:03:51.920 Let's get right into the show.

00:03:52.960 Okay.

00:03:53.160 If you're ready.

00:03:53.680 All right.

00:03:54.100 Our first story is what we mentioned in the intro.

00:03:56.960 The Sound of Music is considering.

00:03:59.320 What is it?

00:04:00.060 Can you just read the tweet?

00:04:00.920 Snow White actress Rachel Ziegler is set to play Maria in a new Sound of Music production.

00:04:06.620 Yeah.

00:04:07.520 So I'm not going to say which side I'll be rooting for when that comes out.

00:04:12.740 I don't even know what The Sound of Music is about.

00:04:14.420 I assume.

00:04:14.960 What is it?

00:04:15.460 World War II something?

00:04:16.340 Yeah.

00:04:16.840 It's like World War II and this lady who teaches the kids, teaches them to sing while the Nazis

00:04:21.320 do bad stuff.

00:04:22.360 Okay.

00:04:22.760 So now you're rooting for the...

00:04:24.680 I don't even want to say it.

00:04:25.700 I said I don't want to say who I want to root for.

00:04:27.780 But they'll probably redo it and like make it America and the bad guys instead of Nazis

00:04:32.380 or like American MAGA fascists or something.

00:04:35.000 Makes sense.

00:04:36.000 Yeah.

00:04:36.960 But I don't know.

00:04:37.960 And also I just wanted to make a broader point here.

00:04:40.180 With all these Disney things, Walt Disney was very anti-Semitic.

00:04:44.800 Yeah, he was.

00:04:45.540 Like everyone knows that the cartoons, the original versions of the cartoons were anti-Semitic

00:04:51.100 and it's obviously come a long way.

00:04:54.420 And now in my mind, it's like Walt Disney was anti-Semitic.

00:04:59.740 All of the Jewish people knew that.

00:05:01.440 And then the Jewish people took over Disney.

00:05:04.540 For sure.

00:05:04.880 And are doing the opposite of anti-Semitism.

00:05:07.300 So they're kind of treating Disney like it's like a scalp.

00:05:10.180 Yeah.

00:05:10.320 Like we got them.

00:05:11.080 This is what we do to your legacy.

00:05:12.960 Your legacy is exactly...

00:05:15.200 We're casting Rachel Ziegler again.

00:05:17.720 After doing...

00:05:18.400 We don't care if it flops.

00:05:19.760 We'll burn money.

00:05:20.860 Which is actually...

00:05:21.940 That's not very Jewish.

00:05:24.020 But I think...

00:05:25.580 Burning money.

00:05:26.260 Maybe something they care more than money is the legacy of someone that they deemed anti-Semitic.

00:05:32.240 Yeah.

00:05:32.680 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:32.980 Subverting that legacy.

00:05:33.980 So they're really scalping Disney and getting him back for what he did.

00:05:37.860 Yeah.

00:05:38.120 And I can't imagine what Rachel Ziegler thinks and she just bounced back.

00:05:43.520 You know, I remember people used to get blacklisted in Hollywood for a lot less.

00:05:47.320 Oh, yeah.

00:05:47.800 Like they step out of line.

00:05:49.000 They disrespect a producer or something.

00:05:50.760 She bombed an entire franchise that should have been a money printer.

00:05:54.800 That's the thing.

00:05:55.940 Snow White should have been an absolute money printer.

00:05:58.720 It was all these parents who grew up on Snow White bringing their kids who are now going to get to grow up on Snow White.

00:06:05.840 So not only did it flop, but it should have been such a free thing.

00:06:09.700 And then on top of that, she destroyed Snow White and you'd think, oh, man, I might not work again for a while.

00:06:15.280 That's right.

00:06:15.720 And they call her and go, hey, you want to destroy Sound of Music 2?

00:06:18.400 Let's run it back.

00:06:19.520 Let's do the whole playbook again.

00:06:21.540 It's pretty crazy.

00:06:22.760 Let's move on to our next story, RFK.

00:06:24.860 We have a good and bad RFK section.

00:06:27.500 The good is this headline.

00:06:29.640 Just in.

00:06:30.520 Nestle has announced they'll be removing all artificial dyes from their foods by the end of the year.

00:06:36.320 Maha is absolutely stacking the wins.

00:06:38.560 And then we have a graphic of all the Nestle products.

00:06:41.160 That's the parent company.

00:06:42.280 And they have all the baby food, L'Oreal, all the stuff that the toxic stuff's coming out of.

00:06:46.840 So that's great.

00:06:48.640 That's a win.

00:06:49.780 Our next story from RFK is not as great.

00:06:53.080 This is him doing a hearing or whatever.

00:06:55.420 And listen to what he says about the wearables.

00:06:57.840 Diet, about their physical activity, about the way that they live their lives.

00:07:03.340 We think that wearables are a key to the Maha agenda of making America healthy again.

00:07:09.840 And we are going to.

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00:08:16.920 Okay.

00:08:18.520 Maybe Palantir can help with the data.

00:08:21.000 I don't know.

00:08:21.740 I don't know.

00:08:22.440 What does he mean?

00:08:23.080 Like whoop and the rings and the stuff that tracks you?

00:08:26.640 The stuff that tracks your steps and all that.

00:08:29.120 I'm sure that can't be used for nefarious reasons later down the line.

00:08:32.620 The government just wants us to be healthy.

00:08:34.180 They don't want to use this opportunity to infringe on our rights.

00:08:37.960 And maybe even for more accurate data, we can just get a chip put right into our hand.

00:08:42.320 Yeah.

00:08:42.720 Plug it in.

00:08:43.440 And that way we know how many steps we're taking.

00:08:45.980 And then for convenience, we can have that chip attached to our credit cards.

00:08:49.280 Ooh.

00:08:49.680 Maybe even a social credit score.

00:08:51.480 I was going to say.

00:08:52.580 That's next.

00:08:52.980 Instead of doing a credit score based on our spending, we can do it in a social way.

00:08:57.920 Interesting.

00:08:58.600 A social credit system.

00:09:00.040 You know, people have been caught.

00:09:01.520 I mean, they're pretty ubiquitous at this point.

00:09:03.380 I'm not as schizophrenic as you, obviously.

00:09:05.780 But people have been caught doing murders, cheating on their husbands and wives.

00:09:11.600 You know what I mean?

00:09:12.200 Like people are already, it's kind of already proving to be evidence in some ways.

00:09:16.200 So.

00:09:16.280 Yeah.

00:09:16.780 It's interesting to see him advocate for that though.

00:09:19.800 It is interesting.

00:09:20.980 The government position is do wearables.

00:09:23.480 I thought this was like Apple would be like, hey, buy this from us, please.

00:09:26.560 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:27.380 It appears to be a nice thing, but we know how the government works.

00:09:32.320 We know how data works.

00:09:33.420 It can probably be used for more harm than good.

00:09:35.640 Yep.

00:09:36.140 Just everyone should just take steps.

00:09:37.780 Yeah.

00:09:38.040 Just go 10,000 steps.

00:09:39.420 All right.

00:09:40.040 Get some sun, 10,000 steps.

00:09:41.420 Exactly.

00:09:42.060 Speaking of health stuff, there was a new fertility study related to the Maxine.

00:09:47.560 Can you read Dr. Simone Gold's tweet, please?

00:09:49.540 Yeah, a peer-reviewed study of 1.3 million women in the Czech Republic found that in 2022, vaccinated women had 33% fewer successful conceptions per 1,000 than unvaccinated women.

00:10:03.100 This is not speculation, it's data.

00:10:05.200 Time to wake up, she says.

00:10:07.400 And the study was titled, Rates of Successful Conceptions According to COVID-19 Vaccination Status, Data from the Czech Republic.

00:10:14.000 Do you want me to read this?

00:10:14.960 No, I think we get it.

00:10:16.500 But yeah, that was the summation.

00:10:18.120 Not good.

00:10:18.720 And it's crazy.

00:10:20.100 That's a big sample size.

00:10:21.120 1.3 million people age 18 to 39 and then a 33% difference.

00:10:25.880 That's pretty statistically significant.

00:10:28.220 Yeah.

00:10:28.660 And it's crazy that I knew that and I never did a study.

00:10:31.840 You were vibing it, guessing?

00:10:33.300 I just vibed it and I just went off my feeling and I turned out to be absolutely right.

00:10:37.560 Okay.

00:10:37.920 Mark that down.

00:10:38.800 Mark that down for Fleckus in the victory column.

00:10:41.040 Vibes predate study.

00:10:42.820 And I mean, anecdotal, we've been kind of preaching that for a long time.

00:10:47.140 Anecdotal.

00:10:47.480 Judge a book by its cover.

00:10:49.460 Anecdotal evidence comes first against studies.

00:10:52.500 And I kind of was just like, eh, I don't think it's going to be good for fertility.

00:10:56.220 And then I put my lab coat on.

00:10:58.940 I do a study.

00:10:59.900 Yeah.

00:11:00.420 Yeah.

00:11:00.860 You don't have to.

00:11:01.400 Someone has to do a study eventually, right?

00:11:03.640 That you don't dismiss studies.

00:11:05.100 Oh, yeah.

00:11:05.800 I got to the same conclusion.

00:11:07.420 I didn't spend any millions of dollars.

00:11:10.180 Okay.

00:11:10.880 All right.

00:11:11.180 Let's move on.

00:11:11.800 Our next story.

00:11:12.720 Matt Gaetz had some texts leaked.

00:11:14.480 Apparently, while he's at the airport, someone was like filming over his shoulder and got

00:11:19.000 an exchange between him and his mom.

00:11:21.480 We're going to read the exchange.

00:11:23.320 And it's pretty good.

00:11:24.500 Yeah.

00:11:24.600 Here's a text from his mom.

00:11:26.120 It says, don't be criticizing the president or his actions.

00:11:29.420 He's trying to keep us safe.

00:11:30.880 That's his job.

00:11:32.120 MAGA will turn on you.

00:11:33.660 You will lose viewership.

00:11:35.180 Your days in Congress are over.

00:11:37.200 Practice of law?

00:11:38.460 Let's not mess up the media gig.

00:11:40.220 The president has been very good friend to you.

00:11:42.680 He hates betrayal.

00:11:44.120 And then it goes on.

00:11:45.460 Yep.

00:11:45.740 And then can you read the next one?

00:11:47.680 Gates said, I'm a happily married man with a son on the way to penthouse condos, a one-to-one

00:11:53.960 real estate to debt ratio and 500K in my bank account cash.

00:11:57.620 I guess I'll keep hitting it till I die.

00:12:00.480 I love it.

00:12:01.100 And then there was one last part.

00:12:02.660 He said, but I've been freer to share my views and I'll continue to do so.

00:12:06.520 I think about the people who cheerleaded the Iraq war because they liked Bush.

00:12:10.460 Those people have blood on their hands.

00:12:13.000 One of us.

00:12:13.720 So this was about Iran.

00:12:14.280 Yeah, it's about Iran.

00:12:15.340 One of us, Matt Gates, kept it 100.

00:12:17.880 Even though it's easy to just say whatever President Trump wants you to say, you need to

00:12:22.200 have opposition if you truly believe it.

00:12:24.660 And that's what we've said too.

00:12:25.700 We don't want World War III, obviously.

00:12:28.300 And we did avoid it.

00:12:29.780 You know, it's all quiet on the 7,000 mile away from home front.

00:12:34.160 Yeah.

00:12:34.400 Yeah.

00:12:34.640 That front that I don't even fucking care about.

00:12:36.440 It's been pretty quiet since then.

00:12:37.960 And his mom is like a Fox News boomer, it sounds like, which is like, you know, understandable.

00:12:43.180 Yeah.

00:12:43.360 And I like how this is supposed to be some revealing thing.

00:12:45.660 Like the mom's giving advice, like be loyal to Trump.

00:12:48.020 And then someone's like, oh, I got it.

00:12:49.400 I'm selling this to TMZ.

00:12:50.540 And it's like pretty wholesome other than the two penthouse condo brag.

00:12:54.360 And the 500K in the bag.

00:12:55.840 Yeah, 500K.

00:12:56.880 Matt Gates, pretty chill.

00:12:57.860 Let's go.

00:12:58.340 Two penthouse condos.

00:12:59.400 All right, man.

00:12:59.940 How many do you need?

00:13:01.020 Hey, that's what I like to see.

00:13:02.880 And it's good to see a lot of people keeping it 100 and being honest, even if it means temporarily

00:13:09.220 going against Trump.

00:13:10.440 I think Trump appreciates that too.

00:13:12.000 So his mom was right.

00:13:15.100 Trump hates betrayal.

00:13:16.340 But I mean, that's like a delineation right there between the Boomer Fox News, older types

00:13:20.560 who are like, just go with it.

00:13:21.940 And then the younger guys who are like, I really don't want to derail a presidency with a stupid

00:13:25.840 fucking war 7,000 miles away.

00:13:27.740 And that's obviously our view.

00:13:28.900 That's our view too.

00:13:30.160 All right, let's get to our next story.

00:13:32.200 There's the new New York City mayor, Zoran Mandani.

00:13:36.240 Yeah, Zoran Mandani.

00:13:37.760 What is he, Dutch?

00:13:38.700 And he's been a citizen for seven years, as I'm sure you guys know.

00:13:44.200 And he won the Democrat primary, beating out Andrew Cuomo.

00:13:47.420 And now he's going to face off against Eric Adams, who now we're somehow begging to win.

00:13:52.640 Yeah, who I'm somehow on Eric's Adam's side, immediately after he spent so much money on

00:13:56.720 illegals and all the stupid shit.

00:13:58.480 But he's our guy now.

00:14:01.040 And Zoran Mandani.

00:14:03.140 You probably saw him on social media.

00:14:04.540 He was running a campaign heavily based on leftist influencers.

00:14:08.700 And people vouching for him towards the end there.

00:14:11.560 Decent campaign.

00:14:12.600 I'm not here to bash his campaign.

00:14:14.100 He really kind of seemed like he was grinding.

00:14:17.380 And while Andrew Cuomo was asleep, Crypt Keeper style, old man.

00:14:21.620 Yeah, that's how I saw it too.

00:14:23.320 And then we have some of the things that this guy's called for.

00:14:27.300 Like these are like his policies or things that he's advocated for in the past.

00:14:30.800 Yeah, previously called for abolish the NYPD, abolish prisons, abolish medical bills, abolish

00:14:36.600 private health insurance, ban all guns, legalize sex work, safe injection sites, end cash bail,

00:14:42.760 decriminalize drug possession, end sentencing enhancements, end all cooperation with ICE.

00:14:47.260 Those are just some things that he's called for previously.

00:14:50.440 That wasn't necessarily what he was campaigning on, but that should show you what kind of

00:14:53.880 leftist this guy is.

00:14:55.160 He is a self-described democratic socialist.

00:14:57.440 And he's a big believer in defund the police.

00:15:00.460 He tweeted, queer liberation means defund the police.

00:15:03.940 Don't see how that's related.

00:15:05.340 I don't even know what that sentence means.

00:15:07.620 That's the interesting part.

00:15:08.920 Like, and this is all 2020.

00:15:10.620 This is in the peak of mania in 2020 when he was tweeting all this stuff.

00:15:15.240 But yeah, defund the police tweeted about it many times, right?

00:15:18.220 Yeah.

00:15:18.500 And then queer liberation.

00:15:19.980 Wait till you guys see the pride section of cringe.

00:15:22.760 They don't, they're already liberated.

00:15:24.120 I think.

00:15:24.420 I think we're the ones locked up.

00:15:26.000 I think we're the ones in the cell.

00:15:28.340 And then here's a tweet.

00:15:29.460 We need to ban all guns.

00:15:30.820 And with the ban all guns thing, you want to ban all guns, but then you also want to

00:15:35.420 defund the police.

00:15:36.360 And then also when a black criminal gets arrested with a gun.

00:15:40.880 No cash bail.

00:15:41.500 No cash bail.

00:15:42.360 And you knock down that gun charge.

00:15:44.040 So the only people allowed to have guns are the criminals.

00:15:47.400 You can't defend yourself.

00:15:48.660 And the police morale is going to be at an all time low.

00:15:51.700 Yeah.

00:15:51.920 Gotham city recipe.

00:15:52.840 We don't need an investigation to know that the NYPD is racist, anti-queer, and a major

00:15:58.580 threat to public safety.

00:16:00.160 Yeah.

00:16:00.440 The NYPD is a major threat to public safety.

00:16:03.340 Yeah.

00:16:03.740 So he's crazy.

00:16:04.960 I mean, we could go through 2020 tweets.

00:16:06.580 He really got deep in that 2020 mania.

00:16:10.120 Oh yeah.

00:16:10.580 As did most even regular leftists, but this guy is definitely more extreme.

00:16:15.260 Some of the policies that he campaigned on specifically to get elected in New York for

00:16:19.340 this election, like the things he was really focusing on, was no cost child care, $30 minimum

00:16:25.160 wage.

00:16:26.360 He wanted bus lines, certain bus lines to be free.

00:16:31.160 He wanted state run grocery stores.

00:16:33.600 Um, so those are some of his, his more recent things that he's been leaning on.

00:16:38.780 He hasn't been screeching about queer liberation and defund the police on the campaign trail.

00:16:42.380 That's smart.

00:16:43.020 He learned to tone the rhetoric down and we're going to get to these types of, uh, of politicians

00:16:48.160 learning in a second.

00:16:50.160 Um, but this is a quote from mystery Grove.

00:16:53.340 I know some people on the right have a sort of like, Oh, whatever.

00:16:58.160 New York city's already gone type attitude.

00:17:00.620 And that's not necessarily the best attitude to have because much like California, California

00:17:06.020 has a ton of Republicans and they're trapped in there.

00:17:08.800 Um, but I'm just going to read this passage.

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00:18:11.980 From Mystery Gove, it says, if you can't see how handing control of America's largest

00:18:16.620 and wealthiest city over to a Muslim socialist who became a citizen six years ago won't have

00:18:21.500 negative consequences for Republicans nationally, you have a serious lack of vision.

00:18:27.000 The only way to destroy left-wing movements is by depriving them of resources and bases

00:18:31.100 to operate from.

00:18:32.420 A victory for liberals anywhere is a defeat for conservatives everywhere.

00:18:36.440 Radicals in every part of the country will be emboldened by an ascendant third world socialist

00:18:40.740 movement.

00:18:41.660 If you want to know why red states lose control of their major cities and inevitably become

00:18:46.080 swing states, it's because their conservatives are quick to run away or wash their hands

00:18:51.260 of obvious problems rather than fight outside of their comfort zone.

00:18:55.220 And so that's the main point is like, he's going to have a hundred billion dollar budget

00:18:59.440 if he becomes mayor, right?

00:19:00.680 Yeah.

00:19:01.200 And we've seen what even Eric Adams will do.

00:19:03.560 And now he seems like a moderate.

00:19:05.040 Um, so huge bankroll, uh, uh, like a great American city, despite its recent trend down

00:19:13.460 and, you know, handing a crazy socialist, a huge budget and a giant, uh, American city

00:19:20.140 is not good, right?

00:19:21.380 Not good.

00:19:22.040 And then, uh, Matt Walsh had a tweet that summed up, uh, what New York is at this point.

00:19:27.000 Yeah.

00:19:27.600 Well, he just said 40% of New York city's population is foreign born, not just second

00:19:32.140 and third generation immigrants, foreign born, uh, almost half the city wasn't born in this

00:19:37.300 country.

00:19:37.920 New York city isn't an American city anymore by any reasonable definition of the term.

00:19:41.900 It's a tragedy and a disgrace.

00:19:43.940 And that's our best city.

00:19:45.340 It's the king of finance, right?

00:19:47.740 It's like a global financial capital.

00:19:50.180 And it's half of everyone was just not even born there.

00:19:53.640 And we gave it to third worlders.

00:19:56.340 Um, and then here's the race of people who voted for mom, Donnie, uh, Asians voted heavily.

00:20:02.620 White people voted heavily.

00:20:04.700 Um, yeah.

00:20:06.080 So a lot of minority support for him.

00:20:08.760 And that's part of the game plan.

00:20:10.400 That's how they do it.

00:20:11.300 Of course.

00:20:11.940 Of course.

00:20:12.320 And I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna be unfair.

00:20:15.620 Didn't don't love the guy.

00:20:17.000 Obviously don't want him running New York, but he did have a campaign promise about chicken

00:20:22.780 over rice, street meat.

00:20:24.600 He said it costs $10 and it's time to make it eight bucks again.

00:20:28.160 Yeah.

00:20:29.080 We all know how inflation affects street meat.

00:20:31.540 I know.

00:20:32.320 So there is a point.

00:20:33.480 And then that reaches the average guy who goes and gets street meat every day, extra white,

00:20:38.440 extra hot, all over the top.

00:20:41.440 I get it.

00:20:42.180 Yeah.

00:20:42.640 Fleck is, that used to be a staple of Fleck's diet.

00:20:44.780 Yeah.

00:20:45.240 Yeah.

00:20:45.640 All right.

00:20:45.840 Can you read that next tweet in that exchange?

00:20:47.280 Oh, yeah.

00:20:47.700 And so we want to get to more of the type of guy he is, right?

00:20:51.920 This guy, he came, he was born in Uganda.

00:20:54.700 He's originally from some region in India that maybe got genocided, a Muslim part of India.

00:21:00.480 He just shows up here a little while ago.

00:21:02.660 He's tried to do a rap career.

00:21:04.740 I don't know if you guys have seen the social media, but kind of a mystery, right?

00:21:09.180 And he reminded me a lot of Vivek on the other side, right?

00:21:14.280 You know, the guy who seems to say all the right things and Scott Greer, and I think

00:21:19.860 this term has been used before, but here's the tweet from Scott Greer.

00:21:22.300 He says, the most important thing about Zoran isn't that he's a socialist or a Muslim.

00:21:27.060 It's that he's a South Asian striver who realized socialism was his ticket to power in America.

00:21:33.720 South Asian striver.

00:21:35.220 That's a good term.

00:21:36.300 And that's the way I see it for him.

00:21:37.800 It's a guy who will say whatever he thinks and he'll get to, you know, some climb the

00:21:43.860 ladder in America.

00:21:44.980 He'll say the exact right things.

00:21:46.560 And he's a smart guy.

00:21:47.840 He's an articulate guy.

00:21:49.300 But I think he's flapping in the breeze and doesn't really have any true beliefs.

00:21:53.140 And he goes, how do I get up?

00:21:54.860 How do I go up from here?

00:21:56.300 And that's the same thing that we've criticized Vivek on, where like he has some weird thing

00:22:02.360 where, yeah, but H-1Bs, we really need to keep piling them in.

00:22:06.300 And yeah, America, he says all the right things on shutting down the border.

00:22:09.800 And that's your constitutional and the right to bear arms.

00:22:12.620 I love President Trump.

00:22:13.560 But then he has this little kind of third world Indian sympathy.

00:22:17.920 I need my friends to do the tech jobs.

00:22:19.400 I do need those guys to do the tech jobs by the millions.

00:22:22.180 Did I mention that?

00:22:24.200 And you want me to keep reading this?

00:22:25.680 And keep in mind with the H-1B, those tech jobs, like those are kind of the future jobs

00:22:29.560 in America.

00:22:30.500 Like we don't obviously make anything.

00:22:31.900 We don't manufacture anything.

00:22:33.560 All of the jobs no one wants to do is done by illegals.

00:22:36.300 So it's like, what job would Americans want to do?

00:22:39.060 And what job are Americans going to want to do in the future?

00:22:41.420 Probably tech jobs.

00:22:42.460 And then those go to all the H-1Bs.

00:22:44.260 So it is like hurting us in the future if we do keep that program.

00:22:49.380 For sure.

00:22:49.860 And anecdotally, I just read that Microsoft was doing some layoffs.

00:22:53.140 And they've done a decent amount of layoffs since 2022 when the tech market kind of took

00:23:00.320 a slight downturn after the post-COVID run-up.

00:23:05.240 But their H-1Bs have stayed steady.

00:23:07.520 So again, Americans getting fired, but the H-1B supply keeps coming.

00:23:12.380 And of course, Microsoft, Satya, Nadella, Indian guy up top.

00:23:16.200 And then the South Asian striver, obviously, like we said, will say things, whatever people

00:23:22.160 want to hear and how they want to hear it.

00:23:24.020 Here's him getting called out by NBC for having fake accents.

00:23:27.840 More than they hate a politician they disagree with, they hate a politician they can't trust.

00:23:31.880 On the subject of trust, you've adopted different speaking accents in different scenarios.

00:23:36.580 But they go to their local bodega.

00:23:38.380 Is there one that's real and one that's affected?

00:23:40.540 What I would say is, as any immigrant knows, having been born in Kampala, Uganda, and then

00:23:46.380 raised in South Africa, and moving here when I'm seven years old, is there different parts

00:23:50.140 of my life?

00:23:51.200 Worldwide tour is a worldwide tour is a worldwide tour.

00:23:54.280 Mamdani was talking about a worldwide press tour back when he was a rapper.

00:23:59.440 Bring the flavor to the fish, bring the flavor to the rice.

00:24:03.380 In a Disney movie directed by his mother.

00:24:07.900 Nepotism and hard work goes a long way.

00:24:10.860 He's got the full accent.

00:24:13.260 He sings about chicken and rice too.

00:24:15.700 It's just a certain type of guy who will go any direction.

00:24:19.700 And he goes, how do I get up the ladder now?

00:24:22.040 And I think these types of people, I have a feeling we're going to see a lot more of

00:24:26.300 these in terms of political candidates.

00:24:28.600 And then obviously white people, affluent white liberals in New York helped get him elected.

00:24:34.080 And I think we're going to see a lot more people do this type of thing.

00:24:38.340 And I don't think guys like this, he's been a citizen for less than seven years.

00:24:42.540 I don't think you should be mayor of the largest city in America.

00:24:45.540 I think you should get deported.

00:24:46.920 And someone, one of the state, one of the rep, some congressman is like sent a letter to

00:24:51.460 Pam Bondi saying, this guy supported terrorists.

00:24:53.700 I think he should be deported.

00:24:54.500 We deport this guy.

00:24:55.660 Which I think is pretty funny, which means he lied when he came into America or on his

00:24:59.820 citizenship test.

00:25:00.500 I don't know the mechanics of it, but I think a lot of these people, and you know, I'm being

00:25:05.720 fair where I don't think Vivek really means a lot of the stuff he says.

00:25:09.780 I think he knows what people like.

00:25:11.560 They see it and they see all these viewpoints as a data set and they go, okay, with this

00:25:18.260 data set, this, this, this, like, like they're studying for a class or a test and they go,

00:25:24.000 okay, those are all the best answers.

00:25:25.320 That's what I think will get me up.

00:25:26.460 And then I think the same way they view that ideology is how they view America.

00:25:31.260 They don't view America as our country where my ancestors have made a life here and we

00:25:36.080 fought and built and done everything.

00:25:38.240 They see it as like a system to be gamed.

00:25:40.600 And I can be at the top of that.

00:25:42.160 I can have influence there.

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00:26:43.520 Um, and so I think this is only the beginning of these South Asian strivers.

00:26:49.240 And it's way better to game the American system than to game the Indian system because the

00:26:54.140 Indian system is like a strict caste system.

00:26:56.200 And even if you do game it, what do you get?

00:26:57.880 Oh, you get to eat dirt.

00:26:59.740 You get the cow, you get the best cow and then he shits somewhere.

00:27:03.520 It's all about cow shit.

00:27:04.880 And now it's all about chicken and rice.

00:27:06.780 Yeah.

00:27:06.980 And now it's all about the GDP or something.

00:27:09.360 There's levels to it.

00:27:10.040 And then, like we said, we're begging for Eric Adams somehow.

00:27:13.520 They're not after me.

00:27:14.340 They're after you.

00:27:14.980 I'm just in the way.

00:27:16.040 Yeah.

00:27:16.520 It's like, Eric Adams, please save New York.

00:27:19.000 The guy that was so bad.

00:27:20.520 And there was a funny meme.

00:27:21.880 This is, uh, from Twitter.

00:27:23.220 Can you read that exchange?

00:27:24.480 Uh, this guy says, Hey, just confirming still good for tonight.

00:27:27.040 See you at eight 30 at little rebel guy confirming a date.

00:27:30.340 And the date replies, Hey, yes, that still works.

00:27:32.680 I did just want to ask you one thing to make sure we're on the same page and not waste time.

00:27:36.960 Did you vote for Zoron for mayor?

00:27:38.820 I'm really excited.

00:27:39.640 He won.

00:27:40.160 And then the guy replies with a canceled reservation.

00:27:43.260 Your reservation has been canceled.

00:27:45.480 Yeah.

00:27:45.740 Tough to date in New York.

00:27:46.860 I bet.

00:27:47.400 Yeah.

00:27:47.640 So, I mean, obviously the guy has opinions that we don't like and is socialist and very

00:27:54.240 weird and is making a lot of promises.

00:27:56.080 Tons of promises related to freezing rent and increasing taxes on billionaires.

00:28:01.100 And like overplaying your hand in that regard, billionaires just move.

00:28:05.420 Like we know people are just going to move if they're going to be really negatively affected.

00:28:08.840 They'll go to New Jersey.

00:28:10.120 They'll go to Florida.

00:28:10.860 They'll go to Connecticut.

00:28:11.900 Like it's not even hard to get off of Manhattan.

00:28:14.300 Yeah.

00:28:14.500 I'm going to take a, I'm going to take a train, you know?

00:28:17.380 And so, but I just wanted to focus on that point of like this fake type of politician

00:28:22.960 who he moved here when he was X years old.

00:28:26.560 He was raised in South Africa and like nobody really, like a homegrown guy, like Brett Kavanaugh.

00:28:32.260 Remember Brett Kavanaugh?

00:28:33.100 They're like, I like to drink beer.

00:28:34.440 And they're like using that against him.

00:28:35.820 Nobody knows where this guy fucking came from or what he was really like growing up or what

00:28:40.240 views he used to hold.

00:28:41.520 You come here, you fresh start, you say the right things, and then you become a South

00:28:45.700 Asian striver in America.

00:28:47.480 Crazy.

00:28:47.700 And I really don't trust any of them, whether or not they're on the right or left.

00:28:51.260 So.

00:28:51.360 That's a good point.

00:28:51.980 And I agree.

00:28:52.540 All right, let's move on to our migrant section, which is pretty much related, especially considering

00:28:56.660 our first clip is, believe it or not, from Brooklyn, New York.

00:29:15.120 What the fuck happened?

00:29:18.680 Some of the foreign born people right there.

00:29:20.880 And that's what happens when you win World War II.

00:29:23.660 What the fuck happened?

00:29:25.500 Yeah.

00:29:26.620 Oh man.

00:29:27.640 New York City, Brooklyn.

00:29:29.520 Big Apple.

00:29:30.320 And it's all that.

00:29:31.520 And you think he's going to do more or less?

00:29:34.380 More.

00:29:34.820 More.

00:29:35.540 And they're already here and they're already having kids.

00:29:37.860 You know, one of the things, AOC, Trump did a tirade on AOC on Truth Social and was basically

00:29:45.140 talking shit, calling her dumb.

00:29:46.320 Um, and she goes, I'm from the Bronx or whatever.

00:29:50.480 And like these new, these things, like I'm from Brooklyn, I'm from Staten Island.

00:29:55.540 They don't have any meaning anymore.

00:29:57.420 Yeah.

00:29:57.780 You're like, you're, oh, you're like halal.

00:30:00.220 You're in the Muslim area now.

00:30:02.060 Oh, you're in the, you're in the Mexican area.

00:30:04.100 You know what I mean?

00:30:04.620 It used to kind of mean something.

00:30:06.100 Those boroughs, like those identifications, like I'm tough.

00:30:09.060 I got this.

00:30:09.620 And now it's like, you're an international third worlder.

00:30:12.340 Yeah.

00:30:12.920 It's tough.

00:30:13.460 It's losing us.

00:30:14.320 Staten Island kind of held up.

00:30:16.240 Yeah.

00:30:16.520 Staten Island is the only one that held up.

00:30:17.960 It's kind of like Italians and that's it.

00:30:19.800 I just couldn't think of any more boroughs.

00:30:21.580 What is it?

00:30:21.900 Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, Staten Island, Manhattan.

00:30:25.100 And that's it?

00:30:25.740 Five, right?

00:30:26.460 Yeah.

00:30:26.580 Five.

00:30:26.900 You do five?

00:30:27.620 Yeah.

00:30:28.480 So not good, but we do have some good news.

00:30:31.620 President Trump to end asylum claims of hundreds of thousands of illegal migrants, making them

00:30:36.560 immediately deportable.

00:30:38.020 Yep.

00:30:38.220 So go back to the countries you came from.

00:30:41.340 Yeah.

00:30:41.620 And again, all of this stuff, we just covered the mayor, an international socialist comes.

00:30:47.700 All of these things are downhill from immigration, legal or illegal.

00:30:53.460 You know what I'm saying?

00:30:54.280 So that's why we do a migrant section every week.

00:30:56.600 That's why we're constantly hammering for deportations.

00:30:59.080 All of these things are downhill from the immigration issue.

00:31:02.480 Exactly right.

00:31:03.220 And then this next clip, this woman's mad that her sweatshop slaves stopped coming to

00:31:07.900 their slave shifts.

00:31:10.480 It's a ghost town here today at my factory in East LA because people are scared to come

00:31:20.400 to work.

00:31:20.960 Very sad.

00:31:24.420 All right.

00:31:25.200 You're kind of telling on yourself a little bit there.

00:31:27.280 Yeah.

00:31:27.620 It looks hot in that room too.

00:31:29.100 I don't think AC really works in a big room like that.

00:31:31.640 I see no ventilation in a concrete wall.

00:31:34.460 Not many windows.

00:31:36.600 And yeah.

00:31:37.480 A hundred percent illegals?

00:31:38.940 No one showed up because they're scared of ice.

00:31:42.340 She had no idea.

00:31:43.700 She had no clue.

00:31:44.520 Right.

00:31:44.980 And as you guys know, it's obviously illegal.

00:31:47.600 We have the law here.

00:31:49.660 Yeah.

00:31:49.920 USC 1324A makes it unlawful for employers to knowingly hire, recruit, or continue employing

00:31:56.200 undocumented workers.

00:31:57.580 Employers must verify employee eligibility using Form I-9 in the e-verify system in some

00:32:03.340 cases.

00:32:04.080 So you kind of ratted on yourself there.

00:32:05.680 It's like running from ice.

00:32:07.080 You don't show up to work after the ice raids and it's like, ah, I thought I used e-verify

00:32:11.520 on you.

00:32:12.240 Like, yeah, I don't know, man.

00:32:14.000 Um, I'm sick.

00:32:16.040 Yeah, we all got sick.

00:32:18.160 And then there are some updates out of Florida.

00:32:20.520 They're making alligator Alcatraz for migrants.

00:32:23.620 Attorney General James Uffmeyer here at the Miami-Dade Collier Training Facility.

00:32:29.040 This is an old, virtually abandoned airport facility right in the middle of the Everglades.

00:32:34.200 Florida's been leading on immigration enforcement, supporting the Trump administration and ISIS

00:32:39.220 efforts to detain and deport criminal aliens.

00:32:41.940 The governor tasked state leaders to identify places for new temporary detention facilities.

00:32:47.720 I think this is the best one.

00:32:49.500 As I call it, alligator Alcatraz.

00:32:53.140 This 30-square-mile area is completely surrounded by the Everglades.

00:32:58.140 Presents a efficient, low-cost opportunity to build a temporary detention facility because

00:33:03.760 you don't need to invest that much in the perimeter.

00:33:05.880 When people get out, there's not much waiting for them other than alligators and pythons.

00:33:10.420 Nowhere to go.

00:33:11.200 Sounds like an investment opportunity.

00:33:13.020 That sounds good.

00:33:14.100 We have an asset we weren't using.

00:33:16.000 We have a problem that's currently costing us a lot.

00:33:18.580 Let's put two and two together and some cool name.

00:33:22.160 You got alligator Alcatraz, brother.

00:33:23.980 It worked.

00:33:24.660 And then that's obviously going to discourage a lot of illegals from coming to Florida or staying

00:33:29.500 in Florida.

00:33:30.000 They can go to New York and California and be safe there.

00:33:33.520 Next.

00:33:34.180 And they can't.

00:33:35.420 They shouldn't.

00:33:36.140 Yeah.

00:33:36.540 You know?

00:33:36.980 But they probably will.

00:33:38.620 Next, we have a mayor of Kudahai, California.

00:33:44.100 Yeah, good try.

00:33:44.640 And she's the vice mayor, never even heard of that, of a town or a city in California.

00:33:51.740 And she's calling on gang members to take to the streets and oppose ICE.

00:33:57.300 Not for nothing, but I want to know where all the cholos are at in Los Angeles.

00:34:03.000 18th Street, Florencia.

00:34:04.420 Where's the leadership at?

00:34:06.380 Because you guys are all about territory.

00:34:08.940 And this is 18th Street.

00:34:10.160 And this is Florencia.

00:34:11.040 You guys tag everything up, claiming hood.

00:34:13.340 And now that your hood's being invaded by the biggest gang there is, there ain't a peep

00:34:19.060 out of you.

00:34:19.940 It's everyone else who's not about the gang life that's out there protesting and speaking

00:34:24.360 up.

00:34:25.440 We're out there, like, fighting our turf, protecting our turf, protecting our people.

00:34:30.960 And, like, where you at?

00:34:33.440 We got to deport her, too.

00:34:35.900 They're illegal.

00:34:36.680 They're hiding from ICE, too.

00:34:37.680 And then also, the whole thing about gangs is they're hiding from federal law enforcement.

00:34:43.900 That's like the arch nemesis kryptonite.

00:34:45.840 That's their kryptonite.

00:34:46.860 Yeah.

00:34:47.120 Like, go fight federal law enforcement.

00:34:49.280 What are you doing, you cholos?

00:34:50.660 And then they just go, oh, there they are.

00:34:52.640 Turn around.

00:34:53.840 Get them.

00:34:54.460 Yeah.

00:34:54.700 But that's a mayor?

00:34:56.080 That's a vice mayor.

00:34:57.200 And that's the little fantasy.

00:34:58.480 That's what they think.

00:34:59.240 All the cholos who are here, who already are in their ethnic gangs, they're the ones who fight

00:35:04.000 this.

00:35:04.280 And it's like, do you know how fast it would turn into a fucking war zone?

00:35:07.080 Do you know how fast you get zip tied?

00:35:08.440 You guys are all five, six.

00:35:09.540 Yeah.

00:35:09.900 You think people with masks, ICE agents wearing a bulletproof vest that says federal agent

00:35:15.020 and then covering their face, you think that's the worst thing to worry about if the cholos

00:35:19.040 start shooting at federal agents?

00:35:20.960 Yeah.

00:35:21.440 I guarantee you, you get zipped up.

00:35:23.420 Yep.

00:35:23.700 And then everyone always on the line.

00:35:25.440 And again, it's a woman.

00:35:26.740 It's like a woman being like, where's my fucking fantasy?

00:35:29.500 Where's my fake thing that'll never happen?

00:35:31.420 It's time to get tough, guys.

00:35:32.680 I'm a lady.

00:35:33.500 You guys need to risk your lives.

00:35:35.120 I'm some Mexican woman.

00:35:37.400 What the fuck do they think happens?

00:35:39.340 That's so true.

00:35:40.380 And then obviously there's the people on the left who say, oh, they do the jobs no one

00:35:43.980 wants to do or who's going to build the houses.

00:35:46.380 We're going to fast forward here and play it at two times speed.

00:35:50.300 But Amish people, they can come build a house or a barn in a weekend.

00:35:55.020 Yeah.

00:35:55.220 And it's higher quality than the illegals.

00:35:58.720 And it's not that expensive.

00:36:00.640 It's cheaper than white labor.

00:36:02.980 It's probably a little more expensive than illegal, but it splits the difference.

00:36:06.320 Oh, yeah.

00:36:07.020 And it holds up.

00:36:08.220 And it holds up.

00:36:09.280 And they're not going to scam you.

00:36:12.440 They're just going to do their job.

00:36:13.620 They're going to do a really good job.

00:36:14.780 And then when they're done, see you later.

00:36:16.740 And we've shown you guys some of the housing stock, the new builds that come on.

00:36:21.900 And there's TikTok inspectors whose entire account is just like, what the fuck is that?

00:36:26.820 Water's not clearing from there.

00:36:28.280 This door won't open because of the toilet.

00:36:30.360 They're throwing up shit houses with illegal immigrants.

00:36:33.400 It's not what it used to be, right?

00:36:36.640 Very true.

00:36:37.240 And then our next and last piece of the migrant section, this happened in America?

00:36:42.780 No, it's England.

00:36:44.540 In England.

00:36:44.780 Or Paris.

00:36:45.320 In Paris.

00:36:45.900 This happened in Paris, but it's something you can expect in America soon.

00:36:50.040 And listen to how they describe the guy.

00:36:52.540 Breaking.

00:36:53.200 A 22-year-old British man has been arrested after attempting to marry a nine-year-old girl

00:36:58.400 at Disneyland Park in Paris.

00:37:01.180 The $150,000 event featured hired actors as guests.

00:37:05.400 The mother of the nine-year-old was also arrested.

00:37:08.600 So a 22-year-old British man.

00:37:10.540 Disgusting.

00:37:11.420 British man.

00:37:12.600 Pieces of shit.

00:37:13.700 We found the follow-up tweet.

00:37:15.100 That British man, you guessed it.

00:37:16.660 Muhammad Al-Azawi Al-Habib.

00:37:19.880 British.

00:37:20.600 British man.

00:37:21.740 From the countryside, probably.

00:37:24.300 Disgusting.

00:37:25.560 Fish and chips, bofugga.

00:37:28.040 All right.

00:37:28.720 Well, that's the end of our migrant section.

00:37:30.000 We're now moving on to the final page of Housekeeping, where I can say whatever I want.

00:37:33.460 Use the opportunity to go post.

00:37:34.620 Help us juice the agua.

00:37:35.420 Leave a like.

00:37:35.880 Leave a comment.

00:37:36.340 Comment again.

00:37:36.780 And start yapping.

00:37:37.480 P.O. Box needs to be full with those racist trinkets.

00:37:41.100 Notifications need to be on.

00:37:42.140 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:37:43.700 And the link needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:37:46.120 There you go.

00:37:46.860 All right.

00:37:47.540 Final page of Housekeeping.

00:37:48.560 I'm going to cook.

00:37:49.480 Looking forward to it.

00:37:50.400 Nothing crazy.

00:37:51.240 But we're starting off with something a little crazy.

00:37:53.900 This is a reptilian shapeshifter caught on camera at the White House.

00:38:02.420 Oh!

00:38:02.740 What was that?

00:38:11.780 So, do you agree it was caught on camera?

00:38:15.080 I agree.

00:38:15.880 Totally.

00:38:16.640 Totally.

00:38:18.040 100%.

00:38:18.440 And it was a shapeshifter.

00:38:19.960 Definitely.

00:38:20.540 Reptilian.

00:38:21.380 Had to be.

00:38:22.280 Of course.

00:38:22.820 Who else?

00:38:23.420 Because it went back to our original form, which is the lizard face.

00:38:25.840 Yeah.

00:38:26.400 And they're among us.

00:38:28.060 Duh.

00:38:28.540 You know this.

00:38:29.340 Duh.

00:38:29.640 We're in the final page of Housekeeping.

00:38:31.460 Duh.

00:38:31.940 You've come a long way, Rap Boy.

00:38:33.340 You used to not believe that stuff.

00:38:34.880 And now you do.

00:38:35.660 I'm doing a different approach this time.

00:38:37.540 I'm hyping you up instead of trying to bring you to reality.

00:38:40.200 All right.

00:38:40.460 Well, bring that energy to this next clip.

00:38:42.320 We have another example of a bad world record.

00:38:45.280 This woman.

00:38:46.240 We're coming back to this.

00:38:47.300 Yeah.

00:38:47.680 We had to.

00:38:48.400 And you know me.

00:38:49.300 I don't like to repeat unless you really have to.

00:38:51.760 Of course.

00:38:52.040 We really had to.

00:38:53.660 This woman holds the record for fastest burrito eating.

00:38:58.260 And she gets handed the record at the end.

00:38:59.720 Let that play, please.

00:39:00.700 You got it.

00:39:05.040 And we can fast forward.

00:39:06.360 We'll play it at 2x speed because you guys get what's going on.

00:39:09.840 So we can just scroll through.

00:39:11.320 She's eating it.

00:39:12.060 She's eating it.

00:39:13.400 Hey.

00:39:14.340 Not even that fast.

00:39:15.640 It doesn't even look that crazy.

00:39:16.540 Not even that fast.

00:39:16.980 She's not even swallowing.

00:39:18.140 She's not even using water.

00:39:19.280 And then here she gets presented the certificate for the fastest burrito eating time.

00:39:27.240 And it was 37 seconds.

00:39:30.400 Okay.

00:39:31.860 I could eat a burrito faster than that.

00:39:34.140 I think so.

00:39:34.780 I could eat two of those burritos in 37 seconds.

00:39:37.040 Okay.

00:39:37.460 I'm twice as fast as the world record holder.

00:39:39.720 Okay.

00:39:40.180 And then I found this random guy on TikTok.

00:39:42.180 I think the hardest part, to be honest, is the.

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00:40:44.840 Getting it all down.

00:40:46.380 Swallowing it.

00:40:47.000 Making it go away.

00:40:47.980 But if the insides are rice and sour cream and beans and chicken, you can just swallow.

00:40:53.440 You don't have to even chew.

00:40:54.300 You just bite, smush, swallow.

00:40:56.460 Bite, smush, swallow.

00:40:57.940 And you can just swallow the whole thing.

00:40:59.380 It's not going to feel great.

00:41:00.600 Okay.

00:41:00.880 Yeah.

00:41:01.080 I agree with you.

00:41:01.760 That was not impressive at all.

00:41:03.220 Not impressive at all.

00:41:04.380 And they handed the poster.

00:41:05.420 You're a world record holder.

00:41:06.920 Your Guinness Book of World Records, another example of like a legacy ruined.

00:41:11.640 Remember the book when you were kids in the library and you'd see the biggest snake and

00:41:15.440 the tallest guy and the fattest guy and the shortest guy?

00:41:18.000 Yep.

00:41:18.500 Yep.

00:41:18.740 Stupidest bitch.

00:41:20.100 Dumbest bitch.

00:41:21.000 Dumbest bitch.

00:41:22.800 Now it's nothing.

00:41:24.000 The legacy's ruined.

00:41:24.760 And look at this.

00:41:25.220 This guy is some random guy on TikTok.

00:41:27.920 And look how fast he eats a burrito.

00:41:32.140 This is the speed that a record holder should hold.

00:41:34.780 And he's probably not even a world record holder.

00:41:37.040 Like there's probably faster guys than that.

00:41:38.700 This guy's doing it for the love of the game.

00:41:42.700 And he clocks in at 10 seconds.

00:41:44.600 And you might be thinking, oh, that burrito was smaller.

00:41:47.280 You think he couldn't do two of those in 20 seconds?

00:41:49.560 You think he couldn't do two of those in 30 seconds?

00:41:51.700 Of course he could.

00:41:53.240 So Guinness Book of World Records, do we have to report this?

00:41:56.560 I think we got to call somebody.

00:41:57.600 Who oversees Guinness Book of World Records?

00:41:59.900 Also, I particularly myself think that every food record in the Guinness Book of World Records

00:42:04.880 should have an asterisk at the bottom that says, has not been attempted by Joey Chestnut.

00:42:10.120 Yeah.

00:42:11.360 He would, you don't think he could eat the burrito?

00:42:13.780 He could stuff it in his gullet faster than that?

00:42:16.080 There's people who can just.

00:42:17.680 Obviously he could.

00:42:18.520 In five seconds, swallow a burrito.

00:42:20.580 Okay.

00:42:21.440 You ever see that girl with the giant mouth?

00:42:23.040 Yeah.

00:42:23.260 Guinness is not respectable anymore, man.

00:42:24.880 They lost it.

00:42:25.600 We sold out.

00:42:26.100 And I don't want to even assume which group of people took over and ruined it.

00:42:31.140 Fucking Indians.

00:42:32.160 South Asian strivers.

00:42:33.400 Yeah.

00:42:33.600 South Asian strivers.

00:42:35.160 All right.

00:42:35.520 Next, we have a couple of tweets here that talk about IQ collapse and how it's affecting

00:42:39.980 our society and how it happened and what's going to happen.

00:42:42.680 This tweet says, IQ collapse.

00:42:44.380 This is a combination issue, but what isn't?

00:42:47.180 And he says, high performers get taxed to pay low performers.

00:42:51.480 Low performers reproduce faster, open borders, interbreeding of high IQ and low IQ people.

00:42:58.660 Low IQ behavior is forgiven.

00:43:00.320 High IQ behavior is punished.

00:43:02.440 The global average IQ has already gone from third grade teacher to line cook in 20 years

00:43:06.640 and it's headed for homeless.

00:43:08.440 And then we have the next piece from chapter GPT, the point of no return.

00:43:12.560 This IQ is not easily boosted in adulthood.

00:43:15.220 There is no mass educational program that undoes this.

00:43:17.900 There is no political policy that reverses genetic trend lines in a single generation.

00:43:22.380 Once your high IQ population begins to debride and you replace it with groups scoring 85

00:43:27.340 or lower on average, you cannot maintain a first world civilization.

00:43:31.360 The math won't let you.

00:43:32.780 And everyone, everyone in the upper echelons knows it.

00:43:36.000 They just don't say it.

00:43:37.220 So that's what is being done to us.

00:43:39.540 That's what's at stake.

00:43:41.020 That's what it feels like.

00:43:42.100 And that's what we're dealing with.

00:43:43.300 And that's kind of like the deeper conversation that no one wants to have.

00:43:46.380 Like when you talk about New York, half the city is foreign born.

00:43:50.120 Foreign born from Germany?

00:43:52.640 No.

00:43:53.420 No.

00:43:54.240 And it's like maybe Germany now.

00:43:56.140 German man, Mohammed.

00:43:57.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:58.460 And yeah, that's the thing.

00:43:59.560 And again, this is another downhill from immigration thing.

00:44:03.460 And it's very science-based.

00:44:04.540 That's why I don't get it.

00:44:05.460 Like why is this looked down upon?

00:44:07.420 Because it's like it's racist or whatever.

00:44:09.320 But then it's like, all right, forget race.

00:44:10.740 I just want the highest IQ people.

00:44:12.840 Who are they?

00:44:13.420 And it's easily divided by race.

00:44:15.680 It's like Swedish and Dutch.

00:44:17.640 Oh, okay.

00:44:18.660 Scandinavia.

00:44:19.380 And then we have one last piece to round out the IQ collapse part.

00:44:23.840 Someone says, it is reported that IQ is widely falling even within family groups.

00:44:29.040 Intelligence is inherited but also affected by environmental conditions such as urban versus

00:44:33.220 rural.

00:44:34.300 Urbanization is the biggest change to the human species and one that has mostly occurred in

00:44:38.820 the past 100 years.

00:44:40.780 Thanks to Goran, who links a hypothesis that cities are IQ shredders theory.

00:44:48.600 High IQ people move to cities for work where they have lower fertility rates.

00:44:52.080 Thus, society on aggregate loses this cohort over time or a percent of this cohort.

00:44:57.680 Uh, the research shows that those who do have children experience environmental conditions

00:45:02.880 that hinder IQ.

00:45:04.500 So that's what we're dealing with.

00:45:05.920 We're in a big IQ experiment right now.

00:45:08.280 Big IQ experiment and it's not going our way.

00:45:11.520 Okay.

00:45:12.520 All right.

00:45:13.020 Let's get to your IQ.

00:45:14.300 High.

00:45:15.000 22?

00:45:16.020 23?

00:45:16.720 100.

00:45:17.400 100.

00:45:18.200 All right.

00:45:19.340 Um, what do you think it is?

00:45:21.180 I don't know.

00:45:22.040 I don't want to overestimate and I wouldn't want to overestimate myself.

00:45:25.420 I got an IQ test when I was a young kid.

00:45:27.540 You were smart.

00:45:28.480 And they said, they said, you're, you're good.

00:45:31.240 I don't remember the number.

00:45:32.080 I think my parents lied to me to tell me that I had more potential.

00:45:36.280 I took an IQ test and they were like, it's this.

00:45:38.680 And I was like, what?

00:45:39.880 That's crazy.

00:45:40.700 That's high.

00:45:41.000 I think my parents did that to me too.

00:45:42.100 And then they lied to me so that I would achieve better in high school, which is,

00:45:45.480 which is a good positive.

00:45:47.080 Which is high IQ.

00:45:48.120 I know.

00:45:48.720 So the only people who care about that, it's a self-fulfilling thing.

00:45:51.360 We're the only person who would do that.

00:45:52.680 My parents did that to me too.

00:45:53.840 I took like a test in fifth grade and then they told me like the teacher called my house

00:45:58.680 or something.

00:45:59.160 And then my parents told me I got like the highest grade in the, in the class.

00:46:03.460 Yeah.

00:46:04.100 But that could have been a lie to make me think that if I didn't perform at the top of the

00:46:08.260 class, I was underperforming.

00:46:09.740 And I think that's a, not a unique experience.

00:46:12.380 I think a ton of millennial kids were like that.

00:46:15.300 You're a, you're a genius.

00:46:16.480 You're the gifted program.

00:46:17.320 You're the gifted.

00:46:18.120 And then you work at, you got your degree and then you couldn't get a job.

00:46:21.220 And now you're at Starbucks.

00:46:22.280 Now you're on a fat racist podcast.

00:46:24.060 Now you, you know, they're not necessarily using it for rocket science or anything like

00:46:28.400 that.

00:46:28.560 That's a good point.

00:46:29.140 You sell software and the software is fucking not even, it's for billing.

00:46:33.780 It's billing software.

00:46:35.320 Believe it or not.

00:46:35.820 You love billing software.

00:46:37.120 When you were a kid, you used to write these invoices.

00:46:39.980 Yeah.

00:46:40.420 You used to always think, how do I do better accounting?

00:46:42.680 How do I help a small business with their accounting?

00:46:45.040 Yeah.

00:46:45.440 That's funny shit, bro.

00:46:46.280 So I think that's not a unique experience to be kind of told you're gifted or special.

00:46:50.640 Yeah.

00:46:51.320 Especially for millennials.

00:46:52.640 But you have to be a little smart to get the lie to work on you.

00:46:55.280 Because if you're stupid and you go, oh, you're the smartest kid in the class.

00:46:58.380 Nah.

00:46:58.940 Totally.

00:46:59.420 I don't think so.

00:47:00.260 All right.

00:47:00.520 Next is just a funny before and after from this random person from Twitter.

00:47:03.780 The first tweet's from 2024 and the next tweet is one year later.

00:47:08.040 Yeah.

00:47:08.540 It says, don't demonize an entire breed because people are ignorant and can't handle the breed.

00:47:13.260 I have a pit bull and I'm a responsible owner, but you don't address the person, just the breed.

00:47:19.340 I hope the man is okay, but your comments are unsettling.

00:47:22.520 And that same woman a year later.

00:47:24.120 Oh, dear God, please intervene as only you can.

00:47:27.440 I was brutally mauled by my own pit bull I had for 10 years since he was a puppy on October 9th.

00:47:32.820 I felt life slipping away from me as I was airlifted to trauma center in New Jersey.

00:47:37.460 I prayed so hard and God answered, do not lose hope.

00:47:40.060 Well, turns it into a religious thing instead of a pit bull thing when it attacks.

00:47:44.940 Yeah.

00:47:45.120 It's called finding God the hard way.

00:47:46.760 Finding God.

00:47:47.480 You could have found God easier.

00:47:48.940 I trust me.

00:47:50.160 Trust me.

00:47:51.060 That was God's plan for you, I guess.

00:47:52.740 Yeah.

00:47:53.260 Maybe this is a humbling experience.

00:47:55.100 Maybe you'll learn from that.

00:47:56.260 And that's why I don't like or trust pit bulls because I don't want to learn the hard way that I shouldn't like and trust pit bulls.

00:48:03.880 Yeah.

00:48:04.440 So I just kind of skipped to the end.

00:48:06.860 You know what?

00:48:07.440 You want to talk about IQ?

00:48:08.800 The sign of a high IQ person is learning from other people's mistakes, not your own.

00:48:13.840 You don't even have to make the mistake yourself.

00:48:16.020 You don't have to step on a rake if you saw someone else do it.

00:48:18.600 You don't have to drink and drive if you saw your buddy get a DUI or kill somebody.

00:48:22.520 Exactly.

00:48:23.660 And then Trump says a sign of a high IQ is being able to predict the future.

00:48:28.600 Yeah.

00:48:29.260 Yeah.

00:48:29.520 Hey.

00:48:30.800 Remember before the Maxine section when I predict the future?

00:48:34.040 Yeah.

00:48:34.560 That was pretty smart.

00:48:35.760 Good job.

00:48:36.440 I said smart.

00:48:38.200 Good job.

00:48:39.120 Hey, you got it past me, buddy.

00:48:41.200 Good work.

00:48:41.920 Great final page of housekeeping.

00:48:43.460 You're not smart enough to.

00:48:44.640 You're doing great.

00:48:45.340 I was too dump.

00:48:46.240 I was too dump to hear that.

00:48:47.780 Dump.

00:48:47.960 I heard it.

00:48:48.380 Okay.

00:48:48.840 You caught me.

00:48:49.880 You're high IQ.

00:48:51.300 My IQ, your IQ.

00:48:52.880 You're up here.

00:48:53.900 Yeah.

00:48:54.620 He's right.

00:48:55.260 Head and shoulders.

00:48:56.160 He's right.

00:48:56.760 I know I can admit when someone else is right.

00:48:58.780 That's smart too.

00:48:59.840 You can learn from your own victory.

00:49:02.240 I think I just spit.

00:49:04.180 Hey, that's what a smart person would do.

00:49:05.580 That's what a brilliant man would do.

00:49:07.080 Yeah.

00:49:07.540 A dumb person would try to hide it.

00:49:09.000 But then a smart guy knows it's on camera and everyone saw it.

00:49:11.280 I have to acknowledge it.

00:49:12.080 Exactly.

00:49:13.080 All right.

00:49:14.060 Smart.

00:49:17.060 You're brilliant.

00:49:17.780 You don't get this anywhere else, guys.

00:49:19.900 I can't believe it.

00:49:20.720 Oh, this dangerous button in the car.

00:49:23.780 This is important information.

00:49:26.100 Did you know that there's a button in your car that can cause you to lose 50% of your cognitive performance?

00:49:31.680 That button is the recirculating air button.

00:49:35.640 And the reason why it can become dangerous is because it can lead CO2 levels to build up in your car to levels that are not very safe.

00:49:43.340 Re-breathing CO2 is also a concern during anesthesia.

00:49:49.120 And it also has a lot to do with how we get our bacon at the store.

00:49:52.840 Let me explain.

00:49:54.200 If you have just three people in your car, you can reach CO2 levels of 4,500 parts per million in just 10 minutes if you're recirculating the air.

00:50:02.460 And it only takes one-third of those levels to cause a 50% decline in cognitive performance.

00:50:09.140 I am an anesthesia provider.

00:50:10.880 So when you come to the hospital to be put under anesthesia for surgery, this anesthesia machine is going to breathe for you and keep you under anesthesia.

00:50:18.100 But it's also going to prevent you from re-breathing dangerously high levels of CO2 using this right here.

00:50:27.160 Anesthesia machine, they call it.

00:50:28.780 Yeah, whatever.

00:50:29.800 The point is that you're breathing in carbon dioxide.

00:50:33.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:34.620 Monoxide.

00:50:35.700 All right.

00:50:36.320 So you don't want to use the air circulation button, but that is the button that makes the AC cold.

00:50:42.100 Oh, really?

00:50:42.780 Yeah.

00:50:43.140 If you do regular AC, I think it comes out like 80 degrees.

00:50:46.720 And if you do the air circulation, it can get down to like 60.

00:50:50.340 Oh, okay.

00:50:51.200 So you got to take some cognitive decline if you want to be cold.

00:50:53.700 I air circulate.

00:50:54.860 I got so much cognitive function that I can get halved.

00:50:57.440 You can spare 50.

00:50:58.540 I could get halved a few times, and I'm back to how you guys are.

00:51:01.640 That makes sense.

00:51:02.600 So you drive it at average level.

00:51:04.120 That makes sense.

00:51:05.500 Good to know.

00:51:06.220 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:51:07.360 All right.

00:51:07.640 We're skipping this video?

00:51:08.820 Yeah, I don't even remember what that was.

00:51:10.320 All right.

00:51:10.540 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:51:11.200 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:51:16.720 All right.

00:51:18.080 Cringe of the Week.

00:51:18.780 We have a lot of good cringe stuff, mostly pride-related.

00:51:21.520 We're going to close out Pride Week.

00:51:22.980 And a lot of these clips play off of each other.

00:51:25.340 So our first one is from a New York City subway.

00:51:28.580 She was a fairy.

00:51:29.800 Happy Pride, everybody.

00:51:31.240 If you don't say happy Pride, you're homophobic.

00:51:34.100 Oh, look at these homophobes.

00:51:35.720 Look at these homophobes.

00:51:36.900 Look at these homophobes on a train.

00:51:38.140 They're holding them hostage, basically.

00:51:41.560 Yeah.

00:51:41.960 They're in a tube.

00:51:42.740 They can't get out.

00:51:43.520 They're moving.

00:51:44.100 There's already Pride posters everywhere.

00:51:45.920 On every wall, there's a Pride flag.

00:51:48.040 It's all over.

00:51:48.760 And look at the guy behind him with the red turban.

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00:52:51.700 He didn't say happy pride, but he doesn't have to.

00:52:55.340 He gets a pass.

00:52:56.820 Certain people get a pass.

00:52:58.060 He's allowed, but the white people, they have to say it.

00:53:01.920 Yeah, the whole city is celebrating pride.

00:53:04.320 And it's like, if you don't say happy pride, you're a homophobe.

00:53:07.340 But the entire city is shut down just for the gay people.

00:53:11.680 It doesn't make sense.

00:53:12.620 And they're doing it at other sporting events as well.

00:53:15.600 This is the Mets holding everyone hostage for pride as well.

00:53:22.440 You see the guy shaking his ass.

00:53:24.080 Mom, did you see me on the Jumbotron?

00:53:26.020 Yeah.

00:53:27.400 Yeah.

00:53:27.880 When are you going to settle down?

00:53:28.960 Find a nice girl.

00:53:30.080 Shaking his ass like that on the Jumbotron.

00:53:32.340 And then since that happened, the Mets are 1-10.

00:53:35.600 So they lost every game except for one out of the 10.

00:53:39.040 And they're 0-5 at home.

00:53:40.520 Cursed.

00:53:41.340 Basically cursed.

00:53:42.460 And I was going to say the pride stuff is what cursed the Mets.

00:53:46.180 But the Mets have been pretty much cursed since inception.

00:53:49.120 For sure.

00:53:49.820 Unfortunately.

00:53:50.960 And I also heard it says here,

00:53:53.340 the pride night bathroom cleanup crew gets time and a half pay.

00:53:57.620 That makes sense.

00:53:58.600 Where did you read that?

00:53:59.460 New York Post or something?

00:54:00.220 No, I just wrote it.

00:54:01.520 I just wrote it.

00:54:02.980 You just wrote it down.

00:54:04.080 That's high IQ shit.

00:54:05.160 You're conceptualizing.

00:54:06.040 It says right here.

00:54:07.140 Yeah.

00:54:07.520 It does.

00:54:08.280 In your handwriting.

00:54:09.300 I see.

00:54:10.200 And remember the phrase, get a room?

00:54:12.180 Of course.

00:54:12.680 That was used like back in the day for like even straight couples,

00:54:16.540 like kissing on a bench in the park.

00:54:18.200 Hey, get a room.

00:54:19.300 Light kissing and like a little padding.

00:54:21.880 Yeah.

00:54:22.160 Now there's gays twerking on a 40-foot TV in front of your kids.

00:54:25.740 Yeah.

00:54:26.020 Get on the giant.

00:54:26.820 Get on the Jumbotron now.

00:54:28.480 And if you don't like it, you're homophobic.

00:54:30.420 Exactly.

00:54:30.820 Come a long way.

00:54:32.520 Definitely come a long way.

00:54:33.980 And it seems like, I don't know if you guys noticed this too,

00:54:36.000 it's not as bad in Florida, but when I travel and people I talk to,

00:54:40.260 it seems like everywhere you go is a gay pride third world freak fest lately.

00:54:46.140 Yeah.

00:54:46.500 Can you read that?

00:54:47.880 Yeah.

00:54:48.140 This was from one of our followers.

00:54:49.480 He said, societal rot on full display.

00:54:52.300 Went to a strawberry festival in the middle of nowhere farm country, Michigan.

00:54:56.400 Was hopeful for a good day in a small town full of fellow rural Americans.

00:54:59.980 But I showed up and was surrounded by the three F's.

00:55:03.420 Foreigners, fatties, and F slurs.

00:55:07.000 Heard at least seven languages.

00:55:09.060 Couldn't play soccer with my son because the soccer net was full of hijabs and Achmeds.

00:55:13.280 I even spotted a green buzz cut androgynous emo wheelchair gay.

00:55:18.060 People watching almost feels like bird watching these days in a way.

00:55:22.140 Here's a taste.

00:55:22.980 Look at them ankles.

00:55:24.220 That's America now.

00:55:25.620 Yeah.

00:55:26.020 Giant.

00:55:26.380 It seems like the white people are either funneled into gay or morbidly obese or.

00:55:32.480 Fentanyl.

00:55:33.120 Or skinny arms and low testosterone.

00:55:36.040 Yeah.

00:55:36.440 Or on like fentanyl and they're sad if they're normal.

00:55:39.400 And then they're giving away the country to the foreigners.

00:55:41.580 And strawberry festival, that's the type of thing you would have fun with the family at.

00:55:45.400 And instead you get depressed now.

00:55:47.180 Exactly.

00:55:47.660 And then if you oppose this, if you oppose the state enforced homosexuality,

00:55:51.420 you become public enemy number one.

00:55:53.580 Again, these kids did some burnouts with rental scooters in Atlanta at the crosswalk.

00:55:58.960 Let that play.

00:56:01.360 So here they go.

00:56:02.460 They're just kind of fucking around.

00:56:06.000 And there's a manhunt now.

00:56:08.760 Yeah.

00:56:08.980 And they lit the pride flags on fire, right?

00:56:11.600 Yeah.

00:56:11.840 They lit the pride flag on fire and kind of did some burnouts with the scooters.

00:56:15.740 And they're now being manhunted for leaving tire marks on the road.

00:56:21.460 Yeah.

00:56:21.660 And just so you guys know, there's 1,600 unsolved homicides in Atlanta.

00:56:27.280 But the manhunt is for the petty property damage and burning flags that you bought on Amazon.

00:56:33.220 Yeah.

00:56:33.780 So that's what they're focusing their resources on.

00:56:36.620 And this is obviously an issue nationwide.

00:56:39.100 Like Europe is further along into this direction than we are.

00:56:44.240 This is a story here about Germany doing raids on people's homes for social media posts.

00:56:49.620 So Germany just conducted police raids against 170 Germans over alleged hate speech cases.

00:56:57.940 Their homes were raided in early morning operations.

00:57:01.780 With some also being targeted for insulting politicians on the internet.

00:57:06.140 Imagine that.

00:57:06.940 6am breaking into your house to arrest you over something you said online.

00:57:11.800 One of them called a politician drunk.

00:57:13.880 He got a visit.

00:57:14.880 Another called them an idiot.

00:57:16.760 And he was also raided.

00:57:18.160 Who would have thought that hate speech laws were there to protect the people in power?

00:57:22.740 Wait a minute.

00:57:23.340 Hate speech isn't there to protect the everyday person.

00:57:26.220 It's there to protect the politicians.

00:57:28.140 And you also get raided if you oppose the migrants or talk about migrant crime or the rape gangs.

00:57:34.900 I called someone an idiot.

00:57:36.500 What are you fucking talking about?

00:57:39.640 Not good.

00:57:40.760 It feels good to be in America.

00:57:41.980 But man, I hate watching my fellow European countries, you know?

00:57:46.140 I got European blood.

00:57:47.860 But there is a German silver lining.

00:57:50.180 A German footballer, Kevin Behrens, was suspended after refusing to sign fans' pride jersey saying,

00:57:56.000 I won't sign that gay shit.

00:57:58.060 It'll be raided soon.

00:57:59.320 But then I was going to say that's a silver lining, but I didn't realize he got suspended.

00:58:02.740 So not a silver lining.

00:58:04.320 But there are strong men saying, miss me with that gay shit.

00:58:07.800 Yeah.

00:58:08.140 Which I do like.

00:58:09.140 Of course.

00:58:09.420 And then we've talked about this before, about the gay voice and how it's fake and how when you get out of anesthesia,

00:58:15.340 gay people talk normal.

00:58:16.580 But then they put it back on.

00:58:18.060 They wake up from surgery and go, where am I?

00:58:20.120 And then they go, where am I?

00:58:21.680 After 20 minutes of realizing.

00:58:23.640 But recently there was a study done that proves this even more, something we've talked about in the past.

00:58:29.460 Can you read the headline?

00:58:30.860 Yeah.

00:58:31.060 It said, gay voice, stable marker of sexual orientation or flexible communication device.

00:58:37.140 And obviously it's a flexible communication device.

00:58:39.860 Nobody's name, nobody's voice actually sounds like that.

00:58:43.420 Yeah.

00:58:43.820 They're signaling to other gays how gay they are.

00:58:45.900 And then I think it's the gayer the voice, the gayer you are.

00:58:48.900 The more willing you are to do some really bad shit.

00:58:51.400 Yeah.

00:58:51.740 And it's like their bat signal.

00:58:53.080 Yeah.

00:58:53.240 They go to brunch and they go, yes.

00:58:55.440 And then the other gays hear it.

00:58:56.740 And then they go into the bathroom and then the gays fill their void.

00:59:00.200 It's yeah.

00:59:00.960 It gets crazy in there.

00:59:02.220 That's why the bathroom gets time and a half at the Mets game after.

00:59:06.440 It's not even scientific.

00:59:08.100 And then it's the same thing where it's like, oh, we had a study done.

00:59:10.680 You could have just called me.

00:59:11.860 They're faking it.

00:59:12.840 They're faking it.

00:59:13.600 I'm high IQ.

00:59:13.980 They're faking it.

00:59:14.600 Click.

00:59:14.940 How much are you going to pay for that study?

00:59:16.160 1.2 million?

00:59:17.100 All right.

00:59:17.380 Send me 200 grand.

00:59:18.260 They're faking it.

00:59:19.000 Tunnel it to me.

00:59:19.720 80% discount.

00:59:20.760 They're faking it.

00:59:21.320 Use the million to study the Maxine effects on kids.

00:59:27.200 Yeah.

00:59:27.920 I'll take the 200K.

00:59:29.180 Use the million for that.

00:59:30.400 For sure.

00:59:30.840 It's not even hard.

00:59:31.880 All right.

00:59:32.100 We're not even going to get into the study.

00:59:33.540 Yeah.

00:59:33.760 You guys know it.

00:59:35.020 Speaking of studies.

00:59:36.380 Okay.

00:59:36.720 There was a new study that was done.

00:59:39.280 Dutchman hospitalized after inserting 15 hard-boiled eggs into his rectum.

00:59:44.380 So 14 is the max.

00:59:46.380 I'm assuming this was with the shells.

00:59:48.480 You probably could have done more if it was scrambled.

00:59:51.660 Yeah.

00:59:52.500 Everyone knows that.

00:59:52.900 There was a one bad study.

00:59:54.720 And I know what you're all thinking.

00:59:56.560 What?

00:59:57.100 It probably felt really good when they all came out.

00:59:59.760 Yeah.

00:59:59.980 Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

01:00:03.220 Yeah, sure.

01:00:04.220 Yeah.

01:00:04.580 But yeah.

01:00:05.100 Scrambled is how you get more.

01:00:06.660 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:07.300 For sure.

01:00:07.820 Thank you.

01:00:08.620 All right.

01:00:09.100 Next.

01:00:09.500 Sam Smith is a new kind of gay.

01:00:12.360 I didn't even know this existed.

01:00:14.180 Sam Smith has broken the internet after revealing his penultimate sexuality,

01:00:17.940 saying he's now xenosexual.

01:00:20.360 Sam explains xenosexuality is a sexuality that cannot be understood by the human brain.

01:00:25.080 Most of the time we are attracted to non-human entities, but not necessarily aliens.

01:00:29.580 You either get it or you don't.

01:00:31.440 Pronouns Caesar.

01:00:32.480 Did you just fall for some Facebook nothing made up?

01:00:35.580 Did you check this at all?

01:00:37.580 This sounds totally fake.

01:00:39.140 And then someone got a Sam Smith license plate.

01:00:42.220 F-G-D-R-T-D.

01:00:45.480 F-G-T-R-T-D.

01:00:47.520 Oh, man.

01:00:48.960 Yeah, it does sound fake, actually.

01:00:51.980 Yeah.

01:00:52.460 Okay.

01:00:52.940 Good.

01:00:53.520 Good.

01:00:53.900 You caught it at the end there after we already spoke about it on the show.

01:00:56.840 Yeah.

01:00:57.280 Your sexuality can't be comprehended by humans.

01:01:01.820 And then there's a funny thing.

01:01:02.840 In Spanish, the word for non-binary is non-binario or non-binary-a,

01:01:07.220 depending on the person's gender.

01:01:08.780 Yeah.

01:01:09.080 Good pronunciation there.

01:01:10.020 That's funny.

01:01:10.920 I took French.

01:01:12.420 And our last piece of cringe, is that correct?

01:01:15.420 Yep.

01:01:15.780 Close to that.

01:01:16.340 Lily.

01:01:16.740 Lily.

01:01:17.480 Yeah.

01:01:17.860 Mr. Sir.

01:01:18.600 Mr. Sir.

01:01:19.520 Lily Tino, the man in the arena.

01:01:21.960 Is now under investigation by Florida AG for filming women's bathrooms at Disney

01:01:26.660 under code blah, blah, blah.

01:01:28.540 Facing five years in prison and a $5,000 fine if charged and convicted.

01:01:32.660 Yeah.

01:01:33.500 She'll enjoy herself in male prison.

01:01:35.300 Yeah.

01:01:35.980 Yeah.

01:01:36.240 She's going to have a rough time in the all-male prison.

01:01:38.620 Maybe she can plead insanity and go, look what, I spent $250,000 on these weird surgeries.

01:01:44.600 I'm insane.

01:01:45.180 That's the ultimate hack.

01:01:46.460 Yeah.

01:01:46.820 Yeah.

01:01:47.120 Lily's under investigation.

01:01:48.340 I would really love to see a punishment.

01:01:50.240 The thing is, there's a little bit of weirdness to the whole Lily filming himself in the women's

01:01:55.100 bathrooms in Disney, which is, remember the whole thing where the left was fighting don't

01:02:03.000 say gay in Florida and people were talking about how I'm leaving Florida because I have

01:02:08.020 a trans kid and they're unsafe.

01:02:10.360 All these things, they acted like it was a horror movie.

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01:03:13.800 And then Lily was going around filming in the bathrooms.

01:03:17.920 Like, shouldn't you have been like, whoa, I can't be here.

01:03:20.380 Yeah.

01:03:20.740 I can't be in Florida.

01:03:21.520 I thought everyone was scared.

01:03:22.580 Yeah.

01:03:22.940 And then now we're going to give you a reason to be scared, Lily.

01:03:26.220 Yeah.

01:03:26.940 Lily, the AG, knock, knock.

01:03:28.940 The AG's here.

01:03:30.080 You give us five grand and put your hands behind your back.

01:03:32.300 You posted proof on the internet, Lily.

01:03:34.600 That's a good point.

01:03:35.500 Don't say gay.

01:03:36.380 Oh, Florida is like Afghanistan.

01:03:39.060 Well, you shouldn't be filming in the bathroom if that's the case.

01:03:41.760 They didn't act like it.

01:03:42.820 Yeah.

01:03:43.220 All right.

01:03:43.620 Well, that's the end of cringe.

01:03:44.600 We're now moving on to urban decay.

01:03:48.320 All right.

01:03:49.060 Our first clip of urban decay.

01:03:51.180 Man fatally shoots uncle over a honey bun.

01:03:55.000 Right now, a 29-year-old man is behind bars accused of killing his uncle over a pastry.

01:04:00.380 So, this is the breaking news that 11 Alive first brought to you last Thursday when DeKalb County police swarmed a home on Loveless Drive in Ellenwood.

01:04:08.860 Now, a new arrest report shows that Michael Crowley shot his uncle, 48-year-old Roderick Crowley, because he ate his honey bun.

01:04:17.280 The warrant says that Michael called 911 and told police what he did.

01:04:20.880 When officers got there, they say they found him in the woods nearby and took him into custody, charging him with malice murder.

01:04:27.420 They're killing us over honey buns.

01:04:30.920 And they is my relative.

01:04:33.500 To be fair, honey buns are 99 cents each.

01:04:36.980 Yeah.

01:04:37.100 So, maybe it was a financial motivated crime.

01:04:39.740 Yeah.

01:04:40.220 Yeah.

01:04:40.480 That might be 50% of someone's net worth for all you know.

01:04:44.160 And the good news is I'll probably let him out on no bail.

01:04:47.080 Yeah.

01:04:47.380 So, he'll be back home soon.

01:04:49.680 What I want to talk about here is the impulse control.

01:04:52.160 We're not even talking about stranger violence or getting drunk and fighting someone at a bar or getting aggressive on a cruise ship with some people you don't know.

01:05:01.220 This is your uncle who you knew your whole life.

01:05:03.740 You're 30 years old.

01:05:05.140 30-year relationship.

01:05:06.500 And then you shoot him over a dollar honey bun.

01:05:08.520 Over 99 cents.

01:05:10.160 And honey buns are sold at every gas station.

01:05:12.760 Like, every grocery store he could go and find a honey bun or an equivalent, right?

01:05:17.740 And you get into a fight with your uncle and go, oh, I'm going to cool off, take a walk, and I'm going to walk within 10 minutes and get a new honey bun.

01:05:25.400 Instead, I'm spending the night in jail.

01:05:27.400 I have to call an attorney.

01:05:29.220 I'm on trial.

01:05:30.740 Like, the impulse control to not have that foresight is so crazy.

01:05:36.140 And, I mean, we just make new lows every week.

01:05:38.240 We hear about this type of shit every week.

01:05:40.660 Mayo packet, chicken tenders, now honey buns.

01:05:44.180 Guacamole.

01:05:44.940 Mm-hmm.

01:05:45.360 Everything.

01:05:45.740 And I found this meme I thought was pretty interesting to compare to where we're at now.

01:05:49.980 A 1960s photo of black Americans training to not react during a sit-in.

01:05:54.880 So, people would blow smoke in their face.

01:05:56.580 They'd harass them.

01:05:57.460 They'd throw food at them.

01:05:58.700 And this is, like, them training to not react.

01:06:01.000 Mm-hmm.

01:06:01.600 And then you shoot your own uncle over a honey bun.

01:06:04.520 Come a long way.

01:06:05.240 Everyone's in suits.

01:06:06.420 Yeah.

01:06:07.020 Dressed nicely.

01:06:08.560 Two-parent households.

01:06:09.740 Lost that.

01:06:10.600 Definitely lost that one.

01:06:11.820 All right, next, this mom with an AR-15 is about to shoot a white guy.

01:06:17.280 Go, go, go and tell me about it right now, nigga.

01:06:19.400 What is that?

01:06:33.440 What is the problem?

01:06:34.220 What is the problem?

01:06:36.100 What is the what?

01:06:36.780 What is the problem?

01:06:37.220 What the what?

01:06:37.300 Yo, mister.

01:06:37.600 What do what?

01:06:38.220 There's no problem.

01:06:39.660 What the what?

01:06:40.860 Mama.

01:06:41.340 What is laughing like they don't get in there?

01:06:44.220 so repeating go get it before i get mad go get it before i get mad go get it before i get mad

01:07:12.340 go get it before i get mad so repeating and holding a rifle you're about 90 percent gonna die

01:07:17.400 the 10 chance that you have to live is if she sprays and misses or if her rifle jams because

01:07:24.780 she doesn't maintain it properly yeah so a pretty good chance actually i think it might be a little

01:07:29.600 less than 90 um but yeah there's a this weird thing that happens we just talked about someone

01:07:34.600 getting shot over a honey bun and that was his relative this is a white guy who's some you know

01:07:40.080 an employee of somewhere or she was he was forced to interact with this woman she's walking at him

01:07:45.040 with an ar-15 or you know some sort of rifle i don't actually know and she's walking at him and

01:07:51.860 he doesn't turn and run he's like i'm gonna talk to this person i'm gonna de-escalate this this is a

01:07:57.400 turn and run scenario to be fair that you know how you turn and run from a dog and then it chases you

01:08:02.880 yeah the turn and run might trigger her instinct to just go but i think she misses the thing is

01:08:09.320 you're talking to someone who like has such a mental deficiency that you have to just go the

01:08:15.400 other way no matter what maybe never go to work again yeah because if this person knows where you

01:08:20.360 work you have to never go again someone's gonna kill you and your life is worth more than 8.99 an

01:08:25.960 hour or whatever it's true and then another bad part of this she looks like she could be pregnant

01:08:31.080 and then her son is the only like rational person there mama no mama no and uh while we're on this

01:08:39.680 topic of black on white crime we have our 2024 numbers they are in blacks killed 458 whites whites

01:08:47.940 killed 84 blacks united states is 13.7 percent black 58.4 percent white blacks are 23 times more likely to

01:08:56.300 kill a white person than whites are to kill black people and remember everyone talks about uh per

01:09:02.360 capita yeah that's not per capita anymore per capita would be like white people kill 100 black people

01:09:09.280 and black people kill 13 white people and it's like oh ratio wise the black people are killing more

01:09:16.360 white people than white people are killing black people by a lot always been always been that absolute

01:09:20.300 and keep in mind we have a lot of situations where the stats are skewed because a lot of times

01:09:24.400 hispanic people are listed as whites like we see here yeah how about des gonzalez remedios about jose

01:09:30.700 fernando dominguez garcia and he's non-hispanic every piece of his name is so hispanic jose fernando

01:09:39.320 dominguez garcia that's crazy that's four names juan jesus juan jesus romero perez they all just have

01:09:46.740 these four piece spanish names in different orders jose jesus juan and then romero juan jesus

01:09:54.360 they all just switch them around and then they're somehow non-white so they're in our numbers

01:09:57.740 remedios menendez gonzalez and then jose fernando dominguez garcia he's not hispanic remember he's

01:10:05.360 not hispanic and then here we have some correlation uh crime is demographic which is a polite slash

01:10:11.760 scared way to say racial look at the correlation there of course it's almost one to one or whatever

01:10:17.680 yeah point eight or eighty point five percent correlation and then uh we have uh what i kind

01:10:23.540 of mentioned before we have like this bubble graph here uh and you kind of have what people think is

01:10:28.800 going on like oh blacks and whites and then the criminals and whatever this is what it actually is

01:10:33.860 the bottom one yeah that's a good visualization that's the reality which is very interesting and

01:10:39.700 then don't forget also uh i looked up the stat about half of murders are unsolved right now

01:10:44.920 so we have the stats of like solved murder cases and then that's only working with half the pool so

01:10:50.800 it's almost twice as bad if you extrapolate yeah which is pretty crazy and i would think a lot of

01:10:56.280 white people murders would get are more likely to get solved based on who they're killing like oh i

01:11:01.120 went crazy killed my wife or oh i did this it's like the random gang violence is the stuff that gets

01:11:06.000 unsolved nobody talks you know what i mean yeah and and you can back into it by who the victims were

01:11:11.500 because most people murder within racial lines and yep all that so it's the numbers are double as

01:11:18.080 bad and the percentage in the unsolved is probably even more racially skewed yep all right our next

01:11:24.800 clip uh this mom gives her son some advice uh when it comes to his career i'm getting no job if you go

01:11:31.260 get a job they're gonna take my section eight then you won't be able to get no section eight you're not

01:11:36.620 going to get no job they're gonna couch your income against my section eight and my link card

01:11:41.180 you're not working no so i don't care what you gotta say i don't care how you feel you're not

01:11:46.040 working you're not going to get a job you you're not going to school you're not doing none of that

01:11:50.180 shit but mom i'm saying how i'm supposed to be successful in life mom so you're basically telling

01:11:54.300 me i gotta be i gotta be broke to be successful i gotta be broke so i can get section eight you gotta

01:11:59.420 be broke so the government can help you so the government can help me so you're telling me i

01:12:04.600 can't work no job bro like that's like all my friends got jobs and live in nice houses so you're

01:12:09.720 telling me i got the i got to go through the same thing you went through if you don't do any of that

01:12:14.540 they're going to take my section eight how and i'm trying to tell you that you can go get yours like

01:12:19.900 eve you can go get a nice house no they will look at that and be like he's doing something and give me a

01:12:24.580 bigger house ma that's what you taught me where i'm gonna go i don't have no job i can get off

01:12:30.140 your section eight and apply for my own section eight okay but if you do that you're gonna have

01:12:33.920 to go the hard way it's gonna take a long time so what that's what i'm saying get on section eight

01:12:38.940 find you a nice apartment go get you a link card you will be fine you don't have to sit she's in bed

01:12:45.180 like charlie wonka's grandparents yeah charlie wonka yeah she'll be dancing when the when the link

01:12:51.700 card gets refilled dancing in the aisles of walmart yeah it's exactly like willy wonka actually

01:12:56.240 yeah free candy soda whatever you want from walmart damn now there is a chance this could be a skit and

01:13:02.660 she's a great actor yeah there's always that chance hoping for that uh but obviously what you see here

01:13:08.460 is the incentives for handouts and like what happens to people when they get the handouts it's

01:13:14.080 the opposite of the intended way it was supposed to be yeah you can't incentivize this because then you

01:13:20.100 get a world full of charlie wonka as you called it the dad from willy wonka um and then even the

01:13:27.220 kid has like a weird misunderstanding where he goes but if i have a job they'll give me a bigger house

01:13:32.980 like even his idea of working on his own he thinks someone's gonna come and give him a bigger house

01:13:37.920 huh you're you got that minimum wage job here's an even bigger house yeah this is section nine your mom

01:13:44.760 doesn't even know about this that's bigger than section eight and then say you get a thousand

01:13:49.420 bucks a month or say you get two thousand bucks a month in free money yeah why would you work 500

01:13:55.500 bucks a week or 700 bucks a week to make 2800 bucks a month and you can have no job and make 800 less

01:14:03.000 yeah of course why would you ever do it of course uh and then when it comes to the black community and

01:14:09.100 the things they're going through we kind of analyze it weekly yeah we show the crime we show the ebt

01:14:15.600 abuse all that stuff uh there are different uh examples that are used in c on cnn for why there's

01:14:22.780 issues listen to what jamal bowman says you can't be calm about this i'm a black man in america the

01:14:29.760 reason why heart disease i can't come listen to what i'm saying the reason why heart disease

01:14:33.900 and cancer and obesity and diabetes are bigger in the black community is because of the stress we

01:14:41.080 carry from having to deal with being called the n-word directly or indirectly every day if it

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01:15:48.920 so you can give someone diabetes if you just hammer the n-word i've been making people really sick

01:15:54.720 yeah cut me off in traffic you're gaining five pounds and uh that's the thing too like no one is

01:16:01.360 even calling black people the n-word anytime it happens it's always recorded and like it goes all

01:16:06.520 over social media and it's rare it's a life ruiner you know exactly but it's rare it's not like it's

01:16:12.620 like happening and there's racism and it's like the south 100 years ago it's like it happens here and

01:16:18.380 there and then that person goes viral and like loses everything or they go viral and make 500 grand or a

01:16:23.780 million dollars and this guy jamal bowman is the opposite side of view he's got like the i don't

01:16:28.620 need to do a study i got the instincts but it's the dead wrong instincts you know that's pretty crazy

01:16:33.820 and uh the n-word made gave me diabetes the n-word made me fat the n-word gave me a heart attack

01:16:39.660 do you think it could be anything else maybe yeah let's try to control for one or two possible reasons

01:16:47.540 and then he says calling black people the n-word directly or indirectly this made me more racist

01:16:54.240 you know what i mean hearing a video of someone assert something so nonsensical and then shut down

01:17:00.420 the white guy and go i'm a black man in america let me say my piece and then that's your piece

01:17:05.300 how am i supposed to take you seriously or not get more racist how am i supposed to not call you the

01:17:10.420 n-word in my head yeah jamal bowman i'm saying it it's on repeat i'm spitting an apple in my head

01:17:15.840 i'm visualizing that you probably can't if i didn't eat breakfast this morning i would feel

01:17:19.840 hungry it's crazy what happened you know like but it all comes back to being called the n-word and

01:17:26.260 it's like no one's even doing that yeah we say it as a joke yeah we say it in our own privacy of our

01:17:31.720 own homes all right let's get to our next thing uh there is some fatigue you know we showed the sam

01:17:37.520 smith license plate there's some uh black fatigue license plates as well

01:17:42.100 dirty enters i don't know what could it be i don't know you have to explain what you're getting

01:17:52.300 at the dmv you have to like explain it right yeah so i don't know what he he must have had a convincing

01:17:58.180 case or a jabal bowman level intelligence dmv employee yeah we could trick it's like dirt it's dirt

01:18:04.840 y-n-r-s youth national resource center all right next there was a fight at the lake

01:18:13.360 uh there's no music on this one so here it is you spend all day you bring you fill pack up the truck

01:18:21.580 you get the tents the tables the barbecue all for it to just get torn down in some urban fight

01:18:27.720 you can never use it again because the aluminum legs are bent looks like people are down on the

01:18:32.640 ground so someone must have been shooting and this is like your day off you go to the lake you

01:18:37.140 pack up the car you go with your family you have day off it's a nice summer day you're gonna enjoy

01:18:42.160 yourself it's the most relaxed you can possibly be you're off you're gathering and it just goes to

01:18:48.220 show you that like they carry this shit everywhere yeah you could be in the maldives on one of those

01:18:53.980 like uh cabanas where you have your own private diving area right in you know kim kardashian instagram

01:19:01.180 models do it and like you're gonna flip a table and fight someone yeah it's unbelievable so all right

01:19:08.440 our next clip is just a it's just a street rat kind of freaking out there he is this is a zombie

01:19:16.440 technically i think this is a white guy too yep and it's sad obviously this person's like very

01:19:22.220 fucked up but we just saw 28 years later the zombie movie and that's the kind of shit they

01:19:27.380 were doing yeah and in the movie they shot him in the head with an arrow so yeah so imagine this

01:19:32.520 person comes and like grabs you or bites you or you get their blood on you and then you turn into that

01:19:37.080 too now we have a problem i know all of a sudden it's quarantined predictive programming and you know

01:19:42.580 what this guy wouldn't be doing that if he had a house if he had stable housing if someone had given

01:19:47.460 him a house like a san francisco non-profit or something that guy wouldn't be writhing on the street he

01:19:52.020 needs a job and you know uh what's the when you said earlier what you remember get a room

01:19:57.880 remember disturbing the peace yeah that used to be a crime they don't they don't do that anymore

01:20:04.340 this guy was he's in the middle of the road he's writhing thrashing like a zombie but that's nothing

01:20:10.200 there's no crime a cop comes up and goes there's no crime he's disturbing the peace yeah we need to get

01:20:14.740 back to old school shit get a room disturbing the peace yeah tim dillon had a funny bit about these

01:20:21.460 types he said interest rates are too high it's all it's the interest rates classic pretty good um

01:20:28.040 all right next there's a multi-clip series here this guy was at the mall he steals sunglasses

01:20:33.920 and then uh we'll show that part so here's him stealing the sunglasses

01:20:38.840 he just puts him on and let's just let it play

01:20:43.480 stop playing wish showing off me damn real me a few moments later

01:20:53.960 and now he's running from the mall security or cops

01:20:59.900 and he jumps down onto the ice rink in the houston galleria mall and his ankles backwards double leg

01:21:12.020 broken

01:21:12.460 you try to jump from the second story and land on the soft ice yeah the soft notoriously soft ice

01:21:20.800 similar to snow and so i'm going to show you this here this guy just broke both his legs running from

01:21:25.740 the police shoplifting and he's immediately on his phone loves playing on his phone he's playing on

01:21:30.760 his phone he's calling his mom or he's calling somebody mama they got me they got me um and so

01:21:35.740 we're going to show you another clip too eventually but this is like ruining your life for something

01:21:43.340 that's pretty petty right and this is goes with the impulsive criminal section i'm learning about these

01:21:48.640 behaviors the guy stole maybe a hundred dollar sunglasses which maybe gets him thrown in jail if he has a

01:21:53.920 previous rap sheet for a little bit right but you know petty theft america these days you're in and

01:21:58.780 out right no you stole fifty dollars sunglasses yeah no big deal instead you have double broken

01:22:03.880 legs you'll never walk the same nine months in a wheelchair and then 10 months of physical therapy

01:22:10.060 after that with maybe an eighty thousand dollar medical bill and you resisted arrest and tried to

01:22:14.940 flee so it's worse so now you're broken legs and you're in jail then we have another similar one this

01:22:20.600 is a little older but i saw this and i thought i'd share because it has a lot of similarities in this

01:22:24.940 and this is a police confronting a woman who was just caught shoplifting and she's so stupid she's so

01:22:31.880 dumb she was shoplifting in the same mall where she works so she works at a dunkin donuts there

01:22:37.840 and she's shoplifting and here's the confrontation

01:22:40.900 the cop's body cam sees her she tries come here don't buck over there wow come here

01:22:52.100 she runs which is not fast

01:22:56.360 runs into a pole head first i need my phone

01:23:04.560 she says wait i dropped my teeth

01:23:20.420 all right wait my teeth

01:23:23.620 all right hey i'm taking this out of her because it keeps ringing

01:23:26.800 should have ran huh i need this one let go nope she is going to search you

01:23:32.640 they had me running from him and i didn't even do what they said that i did that's what's so

01:23:38.840 crazy so you're stealing like five ten dollars worth of stuff and she says that they had me running

01:23:45.820 from him there's a removal of responsibility they had me running from him and that was her instinct

01:23:52.220 she knocked out all of her front teeth and you want to know the the dark or sad part about this

01:23:58.320 is wherever she stole from the cop said the employee didn't want to come down and identify her

01:24:05.520 so she was likely just going to get the stuff taken from her and then let go

01:24:09.760 like that's like a part of the pressing charges is the employee has to identify her so she lost her

01:24:14.760 whole front teeth because the impulsive decision and then the same thing that we saw in the clip

01:24:20.500 before you lose all your teeth you break both your legs and then where's my phone

01:24:25.380 it's a very weird thing like once once they're caught or know they're done then it's i gotta call

01:24:31.900 my mom i gotta call my mom they're getting me yeah and this woman actually lied to her family

01:24:38.460 her family wanted to press charges i think is the story because she told them the police knocked her

01:24:44.160 teeth out so when body cam footage disproved that uh the family was disappointed in

01:24:50.400 sean dreckica or whatever her name is yeah charges dropped all right well don't get too

01:24:55.280 down or too depressed we're now moving on to uplifting gold all right our first clip of

01:25:01.320 uplifting gold pov when your son gets a grill for his fourth birthday that's that's uplifting

01:25:10.240 what's that no what's that that's my diamond teeth

01:25:15.120 it's gold son and he already has his ears pierced

01:25:19.840 that's nice

01:25:22.720 yeah hey i get a student of me i get a song

01:25:27.120 you about to make a banger son yeah oh you can't be messed with

01:25:30.320 yeah you're the hardest kid out yeah oh what we making we making some balling music traffic music

01:25:37.120 what we doing you got to tell him what you're talking about in a song

01:25:39.840 that's nice at least his dad's there his dad is there not the greatest influence

01:25:45.440 he's encouraging the kid to be a rapper okay and have beefs and gold teeth and he already has diamond

01:25:52.720 earrings but that's uplifting because because it's his birthday his dad got him a gift on his birthday all

01:25:59.340 right this next clip is a little blurry but i think it's worth it uh these kids like ran out

01:26:04.060 of a movie theater from security and then the kid one of the kids that the security guards looking

01:26:08.300 for is hiding above the security guard but we don't know where he went oh i see i see yeah

01:26:14.140 so he could be in the parking lot somewhere huh i think he's in the bathroom we just finished how

01:26:19.980 to train dragon how was it dude honestly it was a lot of fun was it it was just like the animated

01:26:25.580 movie bike hiding above the security guard that's good stuff that's pretty good uh all right next

01:26:32.460 this was a play and there was an error by the soundboard operator

01:26:37.580 that's good isn't that funny i don't think that was an error i think that was sabotage that was

01:26:58.700 and everyone started laughing yeah um all right next this guy is an oklahoma business owner and he

01:27:03.820 loves trump and he got a very special phone call what can i get you little mike's here at little

01:27:09.340 mike's hamburgers in oklahoma city there's nothing little about mike's love for president trump mike is

01:27:15.500 very interesting guy for over 40 years mike has been slinging burgers slogans and smiles he's just

01:27:24.140 really nice to all of his customers and his branded burgers are customer favorite and one customer just

01:27:29.740 just happens to be a man with many connections senator james linkford he sent me a text he said

01:27:36.300 uh are you sitting down and i texted back yes and then he sent me the video it's unbelievable hi mike

01:27:43.740 how you doing it's donald trump and i appreciate all your support i your hamburgers look fantastic i was floored

01:27:50.780 the video message helping mike stay strong and the risk he knows he's taking you kind of put your business on the line but

01:27:57.740 he's what i believe in but that's not all and when i'm out there i'm stopping at your place come on

01:28:03.260 no pressure right so what do you make the leader of the free world i think trump is about my age so

01:28:10.700 he would want mustard pickle and onion maybe a little ketchup but or a thousand island all right mustard on

01:28:17.420 a burger and not my favorites and old people do that yeah but that's nice yeah it's nice i like uh people

01:28:22.780 can just get access to trump trump is like uh you would say he's basically an influencer

01:28:29.420 he'll do cameos he'll do the shout outs and people think it's risky to like be a right-wing

01:28:34.300 business and it is in some places oklahoma not so much uh but when you do it you actually get like

01:28:41.180 instead of having like oh we're just gonna appeal to everybody and be milk toast and vanilla hi i'm

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01:29:47.100 being right wing you get every right winger as opposed to a little bit of everybody yeah you get

01:29:52.940 more intense right wingers you get bigger tips definitely depends where you are depends where

01:29:57.020 you are all right next this is a funny moment this guy had with his son one two three

01:30:03.260 that's pretty good okay okay all right and then our last clip of uplifting gold as you guys know

01:30:22.140 is the pure americana clip of the week we have uh john who's 11 and beau who's eight and they're both

01:30:28.700 driving combines together

01:30:38.620 isn't that cool john in the combine and beau in the grain cart working together

01:30:44.700 on their first on-the-go grain dump let's see him

01:31:08.940 i'm gonna be going 5.4

01:31:14.700 all right you get the point now he's dumping isn't that cool good for them you don't need to

01:31:41.420 hire illegal immigrants absolutely just need to have children who are smart enough to do that at

01:31:45.980 a young age which is pretty good who are those people you know them or no no they're just uh

01:31:52.140 farmers good children of farmers all right i have some shout outs at the end of the episode

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01:38:18.300 Flegger's talks, Flegger's talks

01:38:21.600 Choose the echo and tickle the post

01:38:25.600 Choose the echo and tickle the post

01:38:26.280 The only way to show

01:38:28.360 Can be defined

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01:38:39.860 We're watching old episodes

01:38:46.780 Yeah, watching old episodes

01:38:51.280 Flegger's talks, Flegger's talks

01:38:54.200 Flegger's talks

01:38:54.900 Buying chip cards and trading stocks

01:38:59.080 Flegger's talks, Flegger's talks

01:39:02.280 We're still kicking over stacked rocks

01:39:06.920 The only way to show

01:39:09.200 Can be defined

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01:39:20.200 Flegger's talks

01:39:20.860 Words are just words

01:39:22.660 Until action actually starts

01:39:26.040 Flegger's talks, Flegger's talks

01:39:28.200 And actions speak louder than words

01:39:31.280 Flegger's talks, Flegger's talks

01:39:35.540 But at the same time

01:39:37.140 Happy Pride, everybody

01:39:39.200 If you don't say happy Pride, you're homophobic

01:39:41.040 Oh, look at these homophobes

01:39:43.040 Look at these homophobes

01:39:44.440 Look at these homophobes on the train

01:39:45.700 Look at these homophobes on the train

Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 27, 2025

SHOT OVER A HONEYBUN

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