Fleccas Talks Podcast - NEW REALTOR SCAM JUST DROPPED

00:00:00.360 The odds of encountering a tornado in Canada are 1 in 412,371.

00:00:08.020 But when the weather warnings take effect, you're running like the wind.

00:00:12.080 But did you know that if you've had chicken pox, the odds of getting shingles are 1 in 3?

00:00:17.680 Why leave it up to chance?

00:00:19.400 Ask your healthcare professional about Shingrix. 0.81

00:00:22.140 The Shingrix vaccine helps protect adults against shingles.

00:00:25.020 100% protection not guaranteed.

00:00:26.940 Adverse reactions may occur.

00:00:28.260 Visit Shingrix.ca.

00:00:30.000 When it's time to play, it's easy to find your next favorite game with Bodog.

00:00:35.260 Play free casino games, get poker tips, and check out the latest sports odds.

00:00:40.200 Visit Bodog.net today.

00:00:42.320 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:45.100 All right.

00:00:46.180 Welcome back to Fleck of Socks, a podcast episode 272.

00:00:50.300 Today on the show, we struck Iran and they kind of struck back. 0.95

00:00:55.020 We're going to tell you what happened there.

00:00:56.840 Then we show you some before and afters of towns when ice comes through.

00:01:01.500 It's pretty interesting stuff. 0.74

00:01:03.320 Then in Cringe of the Week, robots are racist because they're white. 0.76

00:01:06.860 We'll explain that. 0.83

00:01:08.180 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, there's a new crime called jugging.

00:01:13.020 And we're going to tell you who these horrible juggers are. 1.00

00:01:16.420 All this and more is Fleck of Socks, a podcast episode 272, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

00:01:23.080 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:01:29.100 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:31.300 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:36.540 Very cool.

00:01:37.720 Very cool.

00:01:39.520 This is Fleck of Socks, a podcast featuring Richard Graham.

00:01:42.240 Richard Graham.

00:01:43.240 All right, one for one on the intro, as always.

00:01:52.580 Guys, our country just witnessed Donald Trump overcome political persecution, an assassination attempt,

00:01:58.880 and the entire deep state in order to regain the presidency in a historic victory.

00:02:04.500 There's one secret ingredient that allowed Trump to do all of this, and that is testosterone.

00:02:09.900 What most people don't realize is testosterone makes men willing and eager to take on challenges.

00:02:16.260 But sadly, too many of us have lost our fight.

00:02:19.380 And that's exactly how the globalists want us.

00:02:21.880 They want us weak, out of shape, and full of microplastics and estrogen with low T. 0.62

00:02:26.940 That's why we've decided to partner with Chalk.

00:02:30.480 Chalk offers a whole lineup of products formulated to increase your energy, focus, detoxify your body,

00:02:36.500 and clinically studied boost your testosterone.

00:02:39.140 Ingredients in the Chalk male vitality stack have been clinically studied to boost free testosterone by 87% in just 21 days.

00:02:47.700 Unlike the gimmicky vegetable pills or powder, you will feel the difference, and they have the clinical studies to back it up.

00:02:53.700 And right now, you can get 25% off of your Chalk subscription for life.

00:02:58.820 Just go to Chalk.com, C-H-O-Q.com, and use promo code FLECKUS.

00:03:05.480 And the best part, you can cancel easily at any time.

00:03:08.640 Chalk is made in America, and their all-American customer service team is standing by and ready to assist you.

00:03:15.460 Let's make male vitality great again. 0.99

00:03:18.080 Get your Chalk today.

00:03:19.820 C-H-O-Q.com is the website.

00:03:22.540 Promo code FLECKUS.

00:03:24.460 And you could also call them at 50-CHALK-3000.

00:03:28.500 Everything is linked in description.

00:03:29.860 Thank you to Chalk for sponsoring.

00:03:31.900 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:03:33.020 All right.

00:03:36.940 Thank you to Chalk for sponsoring.

00:03:38.480 Thank you, Chalk.

00:03:39.380 And thank you to The Weeknd as well.

00:03:41.560 The musical artist or the past two days?

00:03:44.400 Just Sunday and Saturday, Friday, and now, yeah.

00:03:49.300 Okay.

00:03:49.660 Why?

00:03:50.320 Just happy weekend, you know?

00:03:52.060 That's over.

00:03:53.100 You're talking to people on Tuesday morning.

00:03:54.720 That's very far away.

00:03:55.840 I think that's disrespectful to the audience.

00:03:57.900 That is a little disrespectful.

00:03:59.200 So sorry to remind you guys about what The Weeknd is.

00:04:01.700 It's far away.

00:04:02.940 All right.

00:04:03.520 We have a lot to get to.

00:04:04.640 The Iran stuff. 0.69

00:04:05.860 Yeah.

00:04:06.120 We were kind of hoping it wasn't going to happen.

00:04:09.220 The neocons got what they wanted.

00:04:10.880 The neocons got what they wanted.

00:04:12.720 Thank you, Haley, Ben Shapiro, Mark Levin.

00:04:14.720 Dave Rubin.

00:04:15.320 Dave Rubin.

00:04:16.360 Dave Rubin's bricked.

00:04:18.080 Dave Rubin went, oh!

00:04:19.500 And then that was just from his husband.

00:04:21.260 Yeah, that's so true.

00:04:22.540 And then the Iran strikes happened. 0.57

00:04:24.540 So it's very disappointing.

00:04:26.400 It was sad to see.

00:04:27.420 It's a distraction.

00:04:28.880 But also at the same time, it's not as bad as we thought.

00:04:32.220 It's mostly over.

00:04:33.560 It's mostly over.

00:04:35.040 It doesn't seem like another war.

00:04:36.460 And we're going to go right into it because that is the story of the last few weeks.

00:04:40.780 And we're not going to slow play it.

00:04:44.000 We're just going to get right into it.

00:04:45.160 Can you read the strike thing and then the reply?

00:04:48.200 Yeah, so everybody knows we bunker busted them.

00:04:50.600 We busted their bunkers.

00:04:52.140 And then Iran struck back.

00:04:54.400 I say Iran still because I'm just an American.

00:04:56.900 I'm not doing the Kiev-Kiev thing.

00:04:58.580 What are you supposed to say?

00:04:59.800 Iran.

00:05:00.500 You're supposed to have it with Iran. 0.99

00:05:02.280 I don't talk like that.

00:05:03.360 Yeah, I don't speak like that either.

00:05:04.560 So I just want to let you guys know we know about that.

00:05:07.160 We choose not to.

00:05:08.280 Iran like I'm George Bush. 0.98

00:05:09.940 Iran, Kiev, Qatar.

00:05:12.860 Barcelona.

00:05:13.880 Yeah.

00:05:14.460 It's easy.

00:05:15.320 I'm not changing from 90s America.

00:05:17.080 So breaking six Iranian missiles launched at America's Al-Udeid Air Base in Qatar per Axios.

00:05:24.900 Qatar is another one. 0.99

00:05:26.080 Qatar.

00:05:26.580 They try to change that to Qatar.

00:05:28.540 Qatar.

00:05:28.960 Not doing that.

00:05:29.780 So yeah, this is kind of following the Soleimani playbook when we airstruck Soleimani, an Iranian 1.00

00:05:37.980 general that we didn't like, where they kind of do a retaliatory strike, but they kind of

00:05:44.280 go, hey, we're about to strike and they're not really going to hit anything.

00:05:47.760 Just for show.

00:05:48.680 And they warned us beforehand as well.

00:05:50.840 So I appreciate that.

00:05:52.160 And they're ready to negotiate now.

00:05:53.600 That's pretty respectful.

00:05:55.360 You get bunker busted and you go, hey, we got to do something for the people.

00:05:58.900 That's pretty respectful, honestly.

00:06:00.700 Yeah.

00:06:00.960 I appreciate it.

00:06:01.820 Yeah.

00:06:01.980 Can you read that context?

00:06:03.240 Yeah.

00:06:03.400 Iran gave advance notice of the attack on the U.S.

00:06:05.680 airbase in Qatar to minimize casualties per New York Times.

00:06:09.300 This was the outcome I've been saying was most likely to occur as it allows Iran to save face 0.99

00:06:15.260 and allow an off ramp for both sides.

00:06:17.100 And yeah, that's what they did with Soleimani.

00:06:18.560 That was in January 2020.

00:06:20.320 Trump did the same thing, a unilateral strike that took out a general and they launched some

00:06:27.160 missiles at an Air Force base that we had in Iraq.

00:06:30.880 And this time they did Qatar.

00:06:32.720 And hopefully tensions are declining.

00:06:34.960 Yep.

00:06:35.240 No one died.

00:06:36.080 So it seems like no big deal.

00:06:38.660 Hopefully that's the end of it.

00:06:40.640 The CIA did have a warning, though.

00:06:43.440 Former CIA hacker warns that the U.S. will likely face a massive cyber attack from Iran, 0.66

00:06:48.320 within the next 30 days.

00:06:49.920 So that's not great.

00:06:51.500 Yeah.

00:06:51.980 And then we're also hearing about like sleeper cell activations.

00:06:55.920 That's the difference because we're talking about 2020.

00:06:59.080 And what happened between that time and then this time, four years of Joe Biden letting

00:07:04.340 anybody who wanted to come across the border.

00:07:06.240 Yeah.

00:07:06.500 So there is a threat of sleeper cells.

00:07:08.380 And then also if the sleeper cells do get activated and start doing attacks, there might

00:07:12.840 be a call for like mass surveillance.

00:07:15.260 And we can use Palantir to identify everyone so we can get the terrorists out and we can 0.98

00:07:20.220 use it to get the illegals out.

00:07:21.580 And now you have this world where like the right wing is calling for a surveillance state,

00:07:26.560 which is not in anyone's best interest when it comes to your riots.

00:07:29.940 Yeah.

00:07:30.340 Yeah.

00:07:30.500 You're right.

00:07:30.980 And, you know, for those lone wolf attacks, you got to know your area, right?

00:07:35.900 If you're in Dearborn, Michigan, Houston.

00:07:39.440 When it's time to play, it's easy to find your next favorite game with Bodog.

00:07:44.220 Play free casino games, get poker tips, and check out the latest sports odds.

00:07:49.140 Visit Bodog.net today.

00:07:51.360 Hashtag make a play.

00:07:53.720 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

00:07:57.000 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

00:08:00.100 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record,

00:08:03.760 host, and distribute your show everywhere, from Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

00:08:07.680 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

00:08:11.160 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

00:08:13.440 That means you can automatically insert ads into your episodes.

00:08:16.320 No editing required.

00:08:17.740 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads, they'll bring the ads to you,

00:08:20.920 and you get paid for every download.

00:08:22.780 This turned my podcasting hobby into a full-time career.

00:08:25.860 Spreaker also has a premium subscription model where your most dedicated listeners

00:08:29.840 can pay for bonus content or early access,

00:08:32.560 adding another revenue stream to what you're already doing.

00:08:35.220 And the best part, Spreaker grows with you.

00:08:37.800 Whether you're just starting out or running a full-blown podcast network,

00:08:41.320 Spreaker's powerful tools scale effortlessly as your show grows.

00:08:45.240 So if you're ready to podcast like a pro and get paid while doing it,

00:08:48.920 check out Spreaker.com.

00:08:50.620 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R.com. 0.88

00:08:54.240 L.A.

00:08:55.440 Random places like that where there's a high Muslim population.

00:08:58.740 That's a good point.

00:08:59.460 Head on a swivel.

00:09:00.320 Head on a swivel.

00:09:01.260 And then here's how they explained it on Fox News, the original attack that we did.

00:09:05.740 It made it seem like it's a movie.

00:09:08.080 Yeah.

00:09:08.340 So what we're looking at here is we're being told this is, I think,

00:09:10.720 anywhere from just shot of 200 to 300 feet in depth.

00:09:13.580 There are all kinds of reports out there of 1,000 foot,

00:09:15.860 but I think that's more propaganda.

00:09:17.200 So what you end up doing is if you saw the movie, the latest Top Gun movie,

00:09:22.320 eerily enough, this is that plot kind of coming to fruition in real life.

00:09:26.360 It's not just one bomb.

00:09:27.720 It'll be a bomb after a bomb to get through that penetration.

00:09:30.820 And just lastly.

00:09:31.820 Oh, it's like a movie.

00:09:32.760 It's like Top Gun, that summer box office hit from last year.

00:09:35.880 That you guys all saw.

00:09:37.020 It's exactly like Top Gun.

00:09:38.140 That they released right before doing it.

00:09:40.160 Yeah.

00:09:40.600 Dave Rubin likes that.

00:09:41.760 Well, and you know what? 0.99

00:09:42.960 That's what shit's based on, right? 0.99

00:09:44.680 You know, Tom Cruise does his research. 0.99

00:09:46.260 He gets someone who knows a tentative plan for something.

00:09:49.160 Tom Cruise knows.

00:09:50.040 Thank you, Tom Cruise.

00:09:50.920 Yeah.

00:09:51.400 And then we have an explanation.

00:09:53.080 I saw this on Twitter.

00:09:53.940 Someone was explaining about the B-2 pilots and kind of what they do to pull something like this off.

00:09:59.640 And I thought it was pretty interesting.

00:10:00.960 I'm not for the war.

00:10:02.200 I'm not for regime change.

00:10:03.420 But this is kind of cool.

00:10:05.360 My buddy was a B-2 pilot.

00:10:06.800 He flew one of these extremely long missions several years ago.

00:10:09.880 The mission was two pilots, 36.3 hours of flight time, Missouri to Iraq and back to Missouri.

00:10:15.160 The mission required five air refuelings, taking on over 500,000 pounds of gas total.

00:10:22.040 These pilots are legends.

00:10:23.580 So that is pretty cool.

00:10:24.520 What about pissing? 0.98

00:10:25.980 Pissing a bucket. 0.96

00:10:27.200 Like a trucker. 0.99

00:10:28.100 Pissing a gallon.

00:10:29.000 You have that spaceship billion dollar plane.

00:10:31.580 Two billion. 0.63

00:10:32.240 And then they go, oh, if you need to piss, just piss in a bucket. 0.98

00:10:35.120 Yeah. 0.96

00:10:35.540 So obviously, yeah, they piss in a bucket.

00:10:37.880 There was a microwave, apparently.

00:10:40.120 And so that's the thing.

00:10:42.740 You know, we didn't want to get involved at all.

00:10:45.100 We don't want Nikki Haley types, neocons to be like, ha ha, we did it. 0.94

00:10:50.060 We have domestic problems.

00:10:51.920 But you have to just, you have to like look at it, the cool parts of the mission.

00:10:58.260 Obviously, it's a sick op, right?

00:11:00.800 But so you're like, oh, I don't want to be involved.

00:11:02.900 But tell me again how they did it.

00:11:04.240 Refueled five times.

00:11:05.240 Like, ah, it's pretty sick.

00:11:06.540 Took off from the continental US.

00:11:09.140 And I think the first time we ever did that, it was with B-52 bombers during Operation Desert Storm.

00:11:14.620 They took off from somewhere in Louisiana and went all the way to like Kuwait or Iraq, wherever they struck first. 0.94

00:11:20.000 It's cool stuff. 0.99

00:11:20.680 Cool shit. 0.98

00:11:21.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:21.660 And the B-2 is obviously a marvel.

00:11:24.060 And the whole time, like Iran never knew we were there.

00:11:28.140 We just bunker busted them.

00:11:29.220 Yeah, we entered the airspace.

00:11:31.020 No one, there was no shots on our plane.

00:11:32.860 We dominated everybody. 0.99

00:11:33.780 It's pretty fucking sick. 0.99

00:11:34.820 And, you know, I hate it, but it's pretty fucking sick, you know? 1.00

00:11:38.280 Yeah. 0.96

00:11:38.580 And then obviously when it comes to war and there's tensions, you kind of remember where you were when you found out.

00:11:45.140 Like a 9-11, I remember where I was when I found out it happened.

00:11:48.920 A little different this time when I found out we struck Iran.

00:11:51.740 This is where I was.

00:11:53.020 Iran's nuclear program.

00:11:54.320 And I think the president took decisive action to destroy that program last night.

00:11:58.100 Congressman Jim Himes.

00:11:59.220 Connecticut, the top Democrat of the House of Intelligence, Connecticut.

00:12:01.960 Bottom line.

00:12:02.500 So that's how I found out.

00:12:03.820 On the frogmouth Chatterpal radio.

00:12:06.340 Yeah.

00:12:06.780 Makes sense.

00:12:08.180 All right.

00:12:08.980 Jokes aside.

00:12:09.900 Okay.

00:12:10.780 Yeah.

00:12:11.140 We're not really taking this seriously.

00:12:12.500 I mean, some people are very pissed and we're going to kind of get to that.

00:12:14.700 And we're pissed too.

00:12:15.680 Yeah.

00:12:16.100 We're going to get to that in a little bit. 0.99

00:12:17.900 But we can't have Trump's second term get fucked and bogged down by this. 0.98

00:12:23.540 Sure. 0.99

00:12:23.960 Because then they can just kind of waste time.

00:12:26.500 If we don't get any deportations, the economy doesn't get on the right track.

00:12:29.640 They can waste the rest of Trump's time.

00:12:31.720 Democrats get back in power.

00:12:34.060 And then we get put into a gulag.

00:12:36.920 And then Ron DeSantis doesn't defend me and get me out of the gulag because I made fun

00:12:41.800 of his height boots.

00:12:43.380 And I made that picture of Rob DeSantis, which is Rob Smith and Ron DeSantis put together.

00:12:49.020 Yeah.

00:12:49.140 And then he doesn't defend me and I'm put in the gulag and I'm going to die in a few

00:12:52.680 years.

00:12:53.240 Absolutely.

00:12:53.800 So that's what I don't want to happen.

00:12:55.840 And then in New York, now that we did this attack, people are protesting and waving the

00:13:01.000 Iranian flag, as you can see in the background here.

00:13:03.820 There's a lot of protesters not happy.

00:13:06.100 But I thought it was pretty interesting because New Yorkers protesting have waved the Ukraine 0.96

00:13:11.860 flag, the Palestinian flag, the Mexican flag, and now it's Iran.

00:13:17.100 And Palestine, Mexico, Iran, that's all in a span of like three and a half weeks, right?

00:13:22.860 The flag business is booming.

00:13:25.560 And so that's part of the reason we're sensitive to the side on the right who really didn't

00:13:31.200 want to intervene at all.

00:13:32.500 It feels like we're too tied in with Israel and Israeli interests and too many dual loyalty

00:13:36.760 Americans are celebrating this so much because they got what they wanted and America did exactly

00:13:43.020 what they wanted them to.

00:13:43.920 And a huge part of this rising tension is the domestic situation. 0.99

00:13:49.320 We have all these fucking random foreigners in our country. 1.00

00:13:53.420 It's more expensive to buy a house than ever. 0.99

00:13:57.040 Inflation kind of took away our purchasing power, money printing, inflation, which both

00:14:01.340 parties were responsible for.

00:14:02.740 Yeah, 50 million illegals.

00:14:03.640 The money's gone.

00:14:04.420 You can't buy a house.

00:14:05.300 That's an easy three. 0.99

00:14:06.380 It's just not the fucking time to be doing this. 0.98

00:14:08.860 And I think we're getting away with it relatively easy after that Iran response. 0.99

00:14:14.660 But man, you're gambling with it. 1.00

00:14:17.300 And you know, people are going to talk shit, Russia, China, America, Iran, Israel. 1.00

00:14:22.280 They're all going to say their little piece. 0.99

00:14:24.500 But man, the American appetite for this type of intervention, especially on the right, is

00:14:29.480 just at an all time low.

00:14:30.620 And especially with the older generation starting to go and the younger come up generation,

00:14:37.980 not very, nobody has a positive view on intervention.

00:14:41.540 So definitely not.

00:14:42.980 And then I saw on Comedy Central, John Leibovitz, otherwise known as Jon Stewart, had this to

00:14:49.200 say. 0.93

00:14:49.520 He was trying to make a point and make it seem like the right's being hypocritical.

00:14:53.220 But he actually says something we're OK with.

00:14:55.520 Perhaps the reason why the president is being cagey about all this is because not all of

00:15:01.740 the MAGA are embracing Netanyahu's bomb fetishes.

00:15:07.000 We cannot be dragged into, inexorably dragged into a war in the Middle East.

00:15:12.800 We put America first, and that means American interests first. 0.73

00:15:17.460 Our MAGA base, they do not want the United States to be engaged in this.

00:15:21.140 I don't know anyone that wakes up and thinks about bombing Iran.

00:15:27.600 She doesn't know anyone who wakes up and thinks about bombing Iran.

00:15:31.260 I got to tell you, I don't think she knows anyone who wakes up and thinks.

00:15:37.060 But credit...

00:15:39.360 They enjoyed that.

00:15:42.880 But you know what?

00:15:43.680 I'm going to say this.

00:15:44.520 This may surprise some people.

00:15:45.800 Credit where credit is due.

00:15:46.720 I certainly have tremendous policy and, in some instances, space laser differences

00:15:53.120 with these folks.

00:15:55.280 But I applaud any group that is steadfast in a diplomacy-first posture.

00:16:01.200 The only problem with their posture that I see with it is their reluctance to commit America's 0.76

00:16:08.260 military to fighting drawn-out and often pointless wars doesn't seem to extend to America.

00:16:15.300 President Trump should fully deploy the military in the streets.

00:16:18.460 Take back the streets of LA.

00:16:19.960 Do it and do it fast.

00:16:21.680 Huh?

00:16:23.580 Doesn't want to be in Iran. 0.98

00:16:24.780 So he makes fun of us for wanting to use the military in our own homeland when we have

00:16:29.360 all of these foreign nationals here and all these issues.

00:16:32.460 50 million, probably.

00:16:33.780 And he's trying to make it like it's a joke and, oh, we should be using, what, the military

00:16:38.520 over East in the Middle East in these endless wars instead?

00:16:41.560 I guess.

00:16:42.140 I don't really know what his opinion is there, other than making fun of Marjorie Taylor Greene

00:16:45.600 a little bit and taking a layup joke.

00:16:48.200 I would think he was better than that.

00:16:49.440 She doesn't think at all.

00:16:50.600 And the crowd goes wild.

00:16:52.700 Hold for applause, dude.

00:16:54.060 The crowd goes wild.

00:16:56.200 So it's interesting to see him make fun of us for wanting to use our military to defend

00:17:01.900 our homeland instead of 10 years in Iraq or whatever.

00:17:05.740 Yeah, 7,000 mile away wars.

00:17:07.560 That's very weird.

00:17:09.100 Very weird.

00:17:09.800 And he's come a long way.

00:17:12.060 Like, he's been doing this for years.

00:17:13.620 And now he's basically on the side of the establishment.

00:17:16.500 It's pretty embarrassing for him.

00:17:17.800 Yeah.

00:17:18.180 They drag him out.

00:17:19.600 And then Tammy Bruce.

00:17:21.220 I don't know what this was in relation to or what the context is here.

00:17:24.960 This is just a quote from her I didn't like.

00:17:26.500 The pride of being able to be here and do work that facilitates making things better for people

00:17:33.780 and in the greatest country on earth, next to Israel, it is.

00:17:39.600 All right.

00:17:39.680 Next to Israel? 0.97

00:17:40.760 What are you talking about?

00:17:41.980 There's all this reverence for Israel.

00:17:43.320 And then people say, whoa, it's the only country in the Middle East where there's a pride parade.

00:17:46.920 I don't care about that. 0.99

00:17:48.900 I fucking hate that. 1.00

00:17:50.160 Gay guys in Tel Aviv, that's your selling point? 1.00

00:17:52.900 They're sucking each other? 1.00

00:17:53.900 That's what Dave Rubin likes? 0.99

00:17:55.380 Dave Rubin's a big supporter.

00:17:57.200 But that's the thing where they go, oh, it's the only, like, Western-style place where gay people are accepted in the Middle East. 0.94

00:18:02.140 It's like, I don't care about the Middle East at all. 0.99

00:18:03.580 And then to prop that up, which is so unnatural, to have a pride parade group that's happy with pride in the Middle East in this one little pocket, 0.77

00:18:14.100 and then everywhere else hates it, doesn't it seem like kind of an uphill battle to keep that country going?

00:18:19.200 Yeah, it sounds expensive.

00:18:20.340 It sounds expensive to keep the hordes out.

00:18:23.820 And to be fair, I don't think she was saying after Israel as in next to Israel.

00:18:28.680 I think she was just saying alongside Israel, but you really got to look for those type of quotes to not be misinterpreted.

00:18:35.480 That's a good point.

00:18:36.560 I don't want to just be – I just don't want to just slaughter people.

00:18:39.380 That went viral.

00:18:40.360 Yeah.

00:18:40.780 But I think it was a misspeak more than it was next to Israel.

00:18:43.820 You'll never catch me with a misspeak like that.

00:18:46.080 That's true.

00:18:46.880 That's true.

00:18:47.560 I don't even get close to that sentence.

00:18:48.940 That's extremely true.

00:18:50.120 All right.

00:18:50.520 And then when it comes to Iran, hopefully, like we said, we're not in this full-blown war.

00:18:55.300 But we might be eventually because this has been in the works for decades.

00:19:00.540 Listen to what this guy says.

00:19:01.820 This was I think over 20 years ago.

00:19:04.620 He said this is a memo that describes how we're going to take out seven countries in five years,

00:19:10.820 starting with Iraq and then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and finishing off Iran.

00:19:17.900 When it's time to play, it's easy to find your next favorite game with Bodog.

00:19:22.900 Play free casino games, get poker tips, and check out the latest sports odds.

00:19:28.000 Visit Bodog.net today.

00:19:30.220 Hashtag make a play.

00:19:32.540 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

00:19:35.900 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

00:19:39.200 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record, host, and distribute your show everywhere,

00:19:44.680 from Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

00:19:46.540 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

00:19:50.020 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

00:19:52.120 That means you can automatically insert ads into your episodes.

00:19:55.220 No editing required.

00:19:56.660 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads, they'll bring the ads to you, and you get paid for every download.

00:20:01.680 This turned my podcasting hobby into a full-time career.

00:20:04.760 Spreaker also has a premium subscription model where your most dedicated listeners can pay for bonus content or early access,

00:20:11.440 adding another revenue stream to what you're already doing.

00:20:14.080 And the best part?

00:20:15.140 Spreaker grows with you.

00:20:16.520 Whether you're just starting out or running a full-blown podcast network, Spreaker's powerful tools scale effortlessly as your show grows.

00:20:24.140 So if you're ready to podcast like a pro and get paid while doing it, check out Spreaker.com.

00:20:29.500 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R dot com. 0.96

00:20:33.140 About 10 days after 9-11, I went through the Pentagon, and one of the generals called me in.

00:20:36.900 He said, sir, you got to come in.

00:20:38.740 You got to come in and talk to me a second.

00:20:40.280 I said, well, you're too busy.

00:20:41.180 He said, no, no.

00:20:42.200 He says, we've made the decision.

00:20:45.220 We're going to war with Iraq. 1.00

00:20:47.320 This was on or about the 20th of September.

00:20:50.160 I said, we're going to war with Iraq. 1.00

00:20:51.880 Why?

00:20:52.220 He said, I don't know.

00:20:57.080 He said, I guess they don't.

00:20:58.340 There you go.

00:20:59.060 So they have this list of the seven countries, and we've gone through every one except for Iran.

00:21:04.420 Well, Somalia.

00:21:05.640 Well, I guess we were in Somalia pretty hard.

00:21:08.360 So what comes next?

00:21:10.060 I don't know.

00:21:10.900 Hopefully it happens after Trump's term.

00:21:13.520 Yeah.

00:21:13.980 Can't be sure, though.

00:21:15.480 Yeah, there's a lot of people.

00:21:16.260 And that's the point of not giving the neocons or the warmongers a win.

00:21:19.840 And it's like these people have had like a straight line on what they want to do and what their vision for it should be.

00:21:25.180 And you give an inch to them, and they'll try to take more.

00:21:27.960 Very true.

00:21:28.980 But the good news is when times like this happen and there's strifes and military presences and people battling,

00:21:36.440 patriotic Americans do step up like this next young man.

00:21:40.620 Trump is saying he's driving everyone.

00:21:42.920 Every guy in the Army.

00:21:43.940 And if I get drafted, I want to let everybody know I will be a good soldier like my grandfather was.

00:21:55.340 And if I get and I have to serve our country and our United States.

00:22:01.960 All right.

00:22:03.320 I appreciate that.

00:22:04.440 Thanks.

00:22:04.880 Thank you for your future service.

00:22:06.300 Future hypothetical service, brother.

00:22:07.960 And I think there's a lot of people who fall into this category.

00:22:11.200 What category is that?

00:22:12.280 Well, people who are like kind of cooked, but their grandfather served in the military.

00:22:16.220 Oh, yeah.

00:22:18.220 At least he's a patriotic American and not Somali. 1.00

00:22:22.200 Yeah.

00:22:22.440 This guy wouldn't steal from you.

00:22:23.800 He wouldn't scam the welfare system or anything like that.

00:22:26.500 No, he doesn't take welfare. 1.00

00:22:27.940 He might be dumb. 1.00

00:22:28.720 Might be kind of a mouth breather. 1.00

00:22:30.440 But he won't steal off your porch.

00:22:32.280 Your Amazon packages are safe.

00:22:33.640 He won't steal your Amazon packages.

00:22:35.280 Yeah.

00:22:35.660 But so Israel, Iran, not what we wanted. 0.98

00:22:38.160 Not great.

00:22:38.860 We have so much more to do domestically, guys.

00:22:42.080 And that's part of the overarching theme.

00:22:44.940 Like Trump in 2020 got away with Soleimani, threw up the American flag.

00:22:48.780 Yeah, cool.

00:22:49.420 It was kind of a different environment that is my main takeaway.

00:22:52.760 And then also the elevated, you know, the way we're intertwined with Israel on this op doesn't sit right with a lot of people.

00:23:01.260 It feels like we're being dog walked into it instead of leading it.

00:23:05.140 And, you know, it's a whole different landscape.

00:23:09.040 And we got our own issues.

00:23:10.400 We definitely do.

00:23:11.700 Well, that's the end of our Iran-Israel update.

00:23:14.400 We do have another update.

00:23:15.700 We kind of mentioned this last episode.

00:23:17.400 The Carmelo Anthony Austin Metcalf footage was released to media, not to the public.

00:23:23.840 We haven't seen it.

00:23:25.100 But I thought this was interesting.

00:23:26.540 They let the Daily Mail look at it.

00:23:28.340 Yeah, however, the footage reviewed by the Daily Mail at the Frisco Independent School District's headquarters shows no obvious physical confrontation between the two prior to the stabbing.

00:23:39.860 The Daily Mail did not detect anything that indicated chaos was about to ensue.

00:23:45.260 Strict guidelines were enforced for viewing the footage.

00:23:48.560 Reporters were only permitted to take handwritten notes and were barred from capturing or republishing stills or clips.

00:23:55.240 So they had a weird little media come watch the tape thing, but you can't show it or share it anywhere.

00:24:02.420 And then the tape doesn't show any confrontation or escalation to violence.

00:24:07.820 It just shows the attack.

00:24:09.640 It doesn't show the attack itself, but it shows the reaction to it.

00:24:12.040 Yeah.

00:24:12.360 And basically made it seem like it came out of nowhere.

00:24:15.000 So I'm sure the media will be quick to correct the record and apologize and get that new story out there.

00:24:20.600 Maybe the GoFundMe will return the money.

00:24:22.840 No, no.

00:24:23.840 That's all gone.

00:24:25.140 I have a feeling it's all gone.

00:24:27.260 But at least we know this and we know that it wasn't what the other side said it was.

00:24:34.360 Yeah.

00:24:34.700 So when he gets charged for murder and put in jail, hopefully there's not any social unrest because he just killed somebody and it wasn't any sort of self-defense Tariq Nasheed thing.

00:24:45.900 One wrong Tariq Nasheed type juror, though, and he's not getting convicted.

00:24:49.640 It's a mistrial.

00:24:50.600 Yep.

00:24:50.880 All right.

00:24:51.380 That's the sad part.

00:24:52.000 Our next story is a quick story.

00:24:54.360 Have you ever seen anything like that where the media can come and look and then report to the masses and it's like such a sensitive video to like national security?

00:25:02.420 The Daily Mail.

00:25:03.400 Yeah.

00:25:03.680 And then you pick the Daily Mail.

00:25:05.360 They write about like London pensioner plucked seagull out of the air.

00:25:09.840 Yeah.

00:25:10.140 You know, that's crazy.

00:25:11.620 They gave them access.

00:25:12.560 I would have gone and watched.

00:25:14.400 All right.

00:25:14.900 We had an active shooter over the weekend at a Michigan church.

00:25:18.080 He was taken down by a security guard.

00:25:20.340 We have the footage here.

00:25:21.340 It doesn't really show anything.

00:25:22.400 It just kind of shows a little bit of noises and everyone reacting and running out.

00:25:28.280 Just remember, guys, it is pepper spray season, but it's also gun season.

00:25:33.720 It's always been.

00:25:34.720 It's always gun time.

00:25:36.380 Don't get it confused.

00:25:37.680 Pepper spray de-escalates with the urban people and street rats, but you should have guns on you as well.

00:25:45.200 Yeah.

00:25:45.880 Just a little PSA.

00:25:47.200 For sure.

00:25:47.740 All right. 0.94

00:25:47.940 Speaking of active shooters, the new James Bond is going to be this black guy. 1.00

00:25:52.800 Aaron Pierre has now tipped his favorite to be the next James Bond, and there he is.

00:25:57.640 He's really a nobody actor.

00:26:00.500 Yeah.

00:26:00.920 He was in that M. Night Shyamalan movie where everybody got old really quick.

00:26:03.660 You remember that one?

00:26:04.380 Oh, yeah.

00:26:05.020 Old.

00:26:05.640 Yeah.

00:26:06.100 Old.

00:26:06.440 What was it called?

00:26:07.600 Old?

00:26:08.180 Yeah.

00:26:08.620 He's like the old people from that movie. 1.00

00:26:10.160 Yeah.

00:26:10.640 Old.

00:26:11.800 Yeah.

00:26:12.360 And he's going to drive a Hellcat in this one.

00:26:15.120 He's going to hold the gun like this.

00:26:16.760 Blah, blah, blah.

00:26:17.360 Let that thing talk. 1.00

00:26:18.340 Let the thing talk. 1.00

00:26:19.260 The dialogue might suffer a little bit.

00:26:21.460 Shake it, not stirred.

00:26:22.600 Shake it, not stirred.

00:26:23.720 Shake it, not stirred.

00:26:24.680 Yep.

00:26:26.260 Somebody said malt liquor.

00:26:27.880 Stolen, not purchased.

00:26:29.240 Yeah.

00:26:29.720 And then the low-hanging fruit is, you know, Bond.

00:26:33.100 Out on Bond.

00:26:34.280 Ankle monitor as well.

00:26:35.580 Yeah.

00:26:36.900 And then James Bond.

00:26:38.640 High-class assassin.

00:26:40.000 Yeah.

00:26:40.540 British accent.

00:26:41.900 Charming.

00:26:42.720 Wears a tuxedo.

00:26:43.600 When it's time to play, it's easy to find your next favorite game with Bodog.

00:26:49.400 Play free casino games, get poker tips, and check out the latest sports odds.

00:26:54.320 Visit Bodog.net today.

00:26:56.500 Hashtag make a play.

00:26:57.940 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

00:27:02.200 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

00:27:05.500 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record, host, and distribute your show everywhere.

00:27:10.980 From Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

00:27:12.640 But the real game-changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

00:27:16.340 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

00:27:18.620 That means you can automatically insert ads into your episodes.

00:27:21.520 No editing required.

00:27:22.940 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads, they'll bring the ads to you, and you get paid for every download.

00:27:27.980 This turned my podcasting hobby into a full-time career.

00:27:31.060 Spreaker also has a premium subscription model where your most dedicated listeners can pay for bonus content or early access,

00:27:37.740 adding another revenue stream to what you're already doing.

00:27:40.240 And the best part, Spreaker grows with you.

00:27:43.000 Whether you're just starting out or running a full-blown podcast network,

00:27:46.500 Spreaker's powerful tools scale effortlessly as your show grows.

00:27:50.440 So if you're ready to podcast like a pro and get paid while doing it, check out Spreaker.com.

00:27:55.920 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R dot com. 0.96

00:27:59.440 Yeah.

00:27:59.840 Now, this guy, I don't know what's going to happen.

00:28:01.260 He could have been one of the bad guys.

00:28:02.660 He looks like a villain.

00:28:03.660 He could easily be a villain, yeah.

00:28:05.440 But I, and this is just so confusing to me.

00:28:07.900 They were floating Idris Elba for this for a long time.

00:28:10.860 It seems like the decision was made that we're going to go black on James Bond for a long time.

00:28:15.880 And they finally maybe found their man.

00:28:17.660 I would love to see it flop.

00:28:19.280 It's just such a weird thing to hijack.

00:28:21.720 It's the only thing we have left.

00:28:23.340 I know.

00:28:23.860 James Bond and Disney, old Disney movies.

00:28:26.360 And especially Englanders, you know, British people.

00:28:31.060 That's all they got.

00:28:32.000 You already, you're taking the country from them.

00:28:34.600 That's a good point.

00:28:35.540 You took the whole country and then you replaced their favorite character in their favorite movie series with the people you took the country with. 0.74

00:28:43.900 I know.

00:28:44.520 So it actually makes sense.

00:28:45.940 It's part of a system.

00:28:46.960 It's systematic.

00:28:47.960 That's ugly.

00:28:48.480 All right.

00:28:49.580 We are now moving on to our migrant section.

00:28:51.720 But before we do, we have a very special message from Farmer Bill.

00:28:54.600 Guys, new flavor alert.

00:28:56.720 Farmer Bill has been cooking and beef jerky is never going to be the same.

00:29:01.600 He just launched two new flavors, Garlic and Herb and Smokehouse.

00:29:06.180 These two flavors were personally blended by Farmer Bill.

00:29:09.680 And as you guys know, no other beef jerky company does it like Farmer Bill's does.

00:29:14.720 Most jerky companies source their garlic from China because it's cheaper, but Chinese garlic is toxic and contains heavy metals.

00:29:22.100 It would be easy for Farmer Bill to cut corners and no one would even know.

00:29:25.900 But Farmer Bill is a patriot and only sources American garlic.

00:29:30.740 The garlic and herb is a perfect blend of garlic, rosemary, parsley, and basil.

00:29:36.760 And the smokehouse flavor is unlike anything else on the market.

00:29:40.100 He's using smoked paprika, turmeric for a savory and smoky flavor with no liquid smoke, no nitrates, no soy, and no sugar.

00:29:49.020 Just beef, apple cider vinegar, sea salt, and spices.

00:29:52.800 You can bundle these with an eight-ounce slab or buy the bestseller bundle, which includes free shipping.

00:29:58.640 The bestseller bundle includes original spicy chili, garlic and herb, and smokehouse, a half-pound slab, and two jars of their grass-fed tallow bomb.

00:30:09.520 Use code FLECAS20 at checkout for 20% off of your order.

00:30:13.680 A massive offer.

00:30:15.340 Go to FarmerBillsProvisions.com.

00:30:18.220 FLECAS20 is the code.

00:30:19.900 Let's support Farmer Bill. 0.97

00:30:21.360 He's a patriot and a show watcher.

00:30:24.140 FLECAS20 is the code for 20% off.

00:30:27.300 FarmerBillsProvisions.com is the website.

00:30:30.060 It's also linked in the description.

00:30:31.920 Thank you to Farmer Bill for sponsoring.

00:30:34.000 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:30:35.060 Farmer Bill's provisions, the perfect protein snack.

00:30:43.480 All right.

00:30:44.080 Thank you to Farmer Bill.

00:30:45.120 Thank you, Farmer Bill.

00:30:45.900 We love Farmer Bill.

00:30:46.900 You guys know that.

00:30:48.180 All right.

00:30:48.740 We're in our migrant section, and I do have some good news to start off the migrant section.

00:30:53.540 I think illegals are going to be deported based on this new fake Benjamin Netanyahu quote.

00:30:58.960 The only way for Israel to defeat Iran is for the United States to deport 30 million illegals. 0.99

00:31:05.700 All right.

00:31:06.280 Thank you.

00:31:06.900 It's going to get done.

00:31:07.780 Thank you, BB.

00:31:08.820 Phew.

00:31:09.860 That feels good.

00:31:10.780 All right.

00:31:10.980 Let's get into our real migrant section.

00:31:12.840 The other day, Trump was talking about all the extra land we have in America.

00:31:17.080 Yeah.

00:31:17.280 There's been a big discussion about selling off some pieces of federal land, and Senator Mike

00:31:21.640 Lee is somehow involved in championing this bill and saying we should do it.

00:31:26.320 To give to illegals? 0.99

00:31:27.580 I think so.

00:31:28.180 I think that's the implication.

00:31:29.460 So I saw a tweet that kind of sums up my reaction to that.

00:31:33.060 Call me crazy, but instead of selling federal land to Globo Homo, why don't we just deport 0.99

00:31:37.420 50 million illegals, tax the shit out of remittances, end birthright citizenship for anchor babies, 0.99

00:31:42.220 and make it illegal for foreigners to own U.S. land? 0.98

00:31:44.960 You're welcome, America.

00:31:46.280 That would be better than selling our federal land to build migrant shelters.

00:31:50.920 I don't think it's time to be selling off.

00:31:52.640 And then you look at some of the numbers.

00:31:54.880 Oh, we'd get X billions for this.

00:31:57.060 And it's like, it's 0.01% of our yearly budget. 0.94

00:31:59.940 We shouldn't be selling off permanent birthright shit that we fought for, for just like a 1% 1.00

00:32:06.180 decrease. 0.98

00:32:07.300 That's not the way I'm running this thing, as long as there are illegals still here. 1.00

00:32:12.160 That's how I feel too, brother.

00:32:14.060 All right, let's get into our migrant section.

00:32:15.780 We have some interesting information about job growth.

00:32:19.460 Can you read that Zero Hedge tweet, please?

00:32:21.800 Yeah, two years ago, we first said that all job growth since COVID had gone to illegal aliens 0.56

00:32:26.600 and people got angry.

00:32:28.020 Well, and we covered this over the course of the show.

00:32:31.080 All the foreign born, all the job growth was driven by part-time work and foreign born workers. 0.73

00:32:36.340 So it was people getting like multiple jobs, multiple part-time jobs, and then all the

00:32:41.480 illegals getting real work. 0.94

00:32:43.220 And this is, I think, from a Bloomberg.

00:32:44.980 This is a Bloomberg terminal.

00:32:46.200 You would recognize that, right?

00:32:47.100 I do.

00:32:47.620 Bloomy?

00:32:48.140 Bloomer, yeah.

00:32:48.980 Bloomy?

00:32:49.960 I don't know what I call it, Bloomy, but yeah.

00:32:51.180 You never called it a little nickname?

00:32:53.160 All right.

00:32:53.840 And the headline says, employees terrified of ICE raids are failing to show up at work.

00:32:59.300 The U.S. labor landscape is being disrupted by high-profile workplace raids by immigration

00:33:03.500 agents, scaring off undocumented workers, and leaving employers unsure of how they'll manage

00:33:07.980 without them.

00:33:09.000 The economic fallout of the raids and deportations could be significant, with California potentially

00:33:13.400 losing $275 billion in economic output, and industries like construction and agriculture

00:33:20.200 are severely disrupted.

00:33:22.080 So a lot of the people were working jobs.

00:33:25.380 Yeah.

00:33:25.840 That's the big takeaway there.

00:33:27.540 And a lot of our tax dollars were spent on these people who were working jobs or just

00:33:33.160 living in hotels and living really well compared to normal Americans. 0.97

00:33:37.980 New York City inks $1 billion shelter contract with hotels to house 86,000 immigrants and

00:33:44.800 homeless, despite claims migrant crisis is easing.

00:33:47.420 So that's new.

00:33:48.320 Yeah.

00:33:48.480 This is New York City.

00:33:49.420 This is the Adams administration.

00:33:51.220 And a billion dollars to still pay for migrants.

00:33:55.800 And we should raid those.

00:33:57.840 Yeah.

00:33:58.220 We should raid those. 0.81

00:33:59.160 Seems like that's where they're at.

00:34:00.460 And then it also seems like a money laundering scheme still.

00:34:04.100 Yeah.

00:34:04.380 Like they want to give a handshake to the hotel people, consultants, whoever else.

00:34:09.640 So the money, the bleeding has not stopped locally at the state level.

00:34:14.500 You know, Trump is not a cure-all for this, but we can make them scared.

00:34:19.140 Yep.

00:34:19.340 And then Cernovich posted this.

00:34:22.460 Exclusive HHS spends $22 billion on grants for migrants, including cash for cars, home loans,

00:34:28.340 and startups.

00:34:29.520 This was looking backwards.

00:34:31.220 This is just like an expose on what was spent from 2020 to 2024.

00:34:36.740 And yeah, the Department of Health and Human Services ramped up grants for migrants, cash

00:34:42.580 assistance to buy cars, homes, and even build credit for businesses.

00:34:47.600 Couldn't we have used that?

00:34:48.980 Of course we could have used that.

00:34:50.660 Yeah.

00:34:50.920 And that's why I'm really not wasting so much time or energy or effort on Israel stuff or Iran.

00:34:58.340 We have a lot of things that we need to get taken care of here that need to be corrected, basically.

00:35:04.460 Yeah, absolutely.

00:35:05.560 And we spoke about this in the intro, the before and after.

00:35:09.520 So once ICE comes to a town or a street or a business, there's a huge difference before

00:35:15.540 and after because everyone hides.

00:35:17.420 We have three examples of this.

00:35:19.180 This first is on the California buses.

00:35:22.400 This is before and after ICE raids.

00:35:25.100 So before, the bus is pretty loaded.

00:35:27.940 Standing room only.

00:35:29.180 A lot of people.

00:35:31.880 A lot, a lot of people.

00:35:33.780 And then after the ICE raids, there's like four people on the bus.

00:35:38.800 Yep.

00:35:39.080 And then, you know, you can't really control for peak hours, time of day, or anything like that.

00:35:43.760 So it might be a little bit.

00:35:44.960 But we're seeing some undeniable evidence, like this video from Huntington Park, Pacific Boulevard, after the ICE raids.

00:35:52.920 Huntington Park, Pacific Boulevard, after raids.

00:35:56.280 And the whole street's empty.

00:35:58.340 Yeah.

00:35:58.600 The whole town is a ghost town.

00:36:02.340 That's what it looks like after the ICE raids.

00:36:04.800 And then Norm's, one of my favorite diner spots in L.A.

00:36:08.520 Did you actually used to go there?

00:36:09.600 Yeah, I used to go there a lot.

00:36:10.440 I used to order from there a lot, too. 0.98

00:36:11.840 Oh, so they bring the slop to your pig hole. 1.00

00:36:13.920 Yep, yeah. 0.96

00:36:15.200 This is what Norm's looks like after the ICE raid.

00:36:20.380 And it's empty.

00:36:25.680 And people are trying to make it seem like ICE is the bad guys for this.

00:36:31.520 Like, oh, you're ruining these small businesses.

00:36:33.420 But doesn't that tell you how bad illegal immigration is?

00:36:36.480 That illegal immigrants are, like, propping up entire industries, basically? 1.00

00:36:41.160 Yeah, that was a small business owner was talking about how Father's Day is usually packed.

00:36:46.300 And this year, Father's Day was empty because it was concurrent with the ICE raids.

00:36:50.100 So everyone was in hiding.

00:36:51.460 And it's like, huh.

00:36:52.900 So he was complaining that his small business was going to struggle if ICE raids continued.

00:36:57.780 And then not looking at the flip side of that, like, how am I going to get housing if our entire economy is made up of fake illegals? 1.00

00:37:04.380 Yeah.

00:37:05.020 Who will undercut me and are broke and will eat up all the cheap housing, right?

00:37:09.280 So, yeah, there's a big thing where some people are like, look at how bad this is, the ICE raids.

00:37:13.280 And then we're like, look at how bad this is.

00:37:16.220 ICE has to raid all this.

00:37:18.000 I'm upping my number.

00:37:19.620 We say 20, 40, 50.

00:37:22.520 I'm upping my number to 60 mil now.

00:37:24.800 60 mil.

00:37:25.540 So, I mean, you know, and that's LA, similar things in New York.

00:37:30.360 Can you imagine what happens, what's going on in Texas?

00:37:32.920 Those random small towns that may have got, you've gotten priced out of or something.

00:37:37.880 All those key cities are going crazy.

00:37:41.020 And then, like we said before, those people are represented in census data eventually.

00:37:47.240 And they get political representation through congressional seats.

00:37:51.220 Yeah.

00:37:51.680 And redistricting.

00:37:52.640 So.

00:37:52.900 It's very true.

00:37:53.560 I would love to go to California towns that are empty because the illegals are all gone. 1.00

00:37:59.340 It's like, well, that's exactly what I'm looking for.

00:38:01.860 Peaceful afternoon.

00:38:02.920 I truly believe that we will, you know, there might be some inflation on construction or strawberries

00:38:08.800 or X, Y, Z, little things that migrants are doing the jobs. 0.98

00:38:12.600 But I genuinely believe we would have true deflation in the housing market if we genuinely started

00:38:18.180 mass deportations.

00:38:19.380 Me too.

00:38:20.160 Which we're not there yet.

00:38:21.300 We're not even close.

00:38:22.240 And we've talked about the self-deportations, but we're not at the numbers we need to be.

00:38:26.300 Not even close.

00:38:27.540 And while we're trying to get to those numbers, we have NGOs who are actively working against

00:38:33.400 the efforts of ICE.

00:38:34.600 Listen to what this guy does.

00:38:36.320 Today we're going to Compton, Long Beach, Paramount.

00:38:40.820 On a regular basis, Tito Rodriguez, executive director of Local Hearts Foundation, and a team

00:38:46.220 of volunteers prepare grocery bags for those in need.

00:38:49.600 Some bags of bread and some rice.

00:38:52.380 Lately, that includes people too afraid to leave their homes because of the ongoing ICE

00:38:57.920 rates happening across Los Angeles.

00:39:00.540 Yeah, people are scared to come out.

00:39:02.120 We've gotten thousands of messages.

00:39:03.960 We're afraid to go out.

00:39:04.980 We're even afraid to go to the doctor at this point.

00:39:06.920 So then we assemble and we have somebody deliver groceries.

00:39:12.460 And after watching video after video of ICE agents detaining street vendors, Tito, known

00:39:18.260 to many as Hood Santa, and his wife, Petrina, knew they couldn't just stand by.

00:39:24.040 Hola, señora.

00:39:26.460 Vámonos, vámonos.

00:39:27.800 Está muy peligroso andar en la calle.

00:39:29.840 Sí, vámonos.

00:39:30.560 They pick up vulnerable street vendors, buy their flowers and other merchandise, then

00:39:35.620 drive them home to get them off the streets and out of harm's way.

00:39:40.020 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

00:39:43.320 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

00:39:46.640 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record, host, and distribute your

00:39:51.200 show everywhere, from Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

00:39:53.980 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

00:39:57.460 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

00:39:59.560 That means you can automatically insert ads into your episodes.

00:40:02.660 No editing required.

00:40:04.100 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads, they'll bring the ads to you, and you get paid for

00:40:08.280 every download.

00:40:09.100 This turned my podcasting hobby into a full-time career.

00:40:12.200 Spreaker also has a premium subscription model where your most dedicated listeners can pay

00:40:16.620 for bonus content or early access, adding another revenue stream to what you're already

00:40:21.020 doing.

00:40:21.520 And the best part?

00:40:22.560 Spreaker grows with you.

00:40:24.120 Whether you're just starting out or running a full-blown podcast network, Spreaker's powerful

00:40:28.420 tools scale effortlessly as your show grows.

00:40:31.640 So if you're ready to podcast like a pro and get paid while doing it, check out Spreaker.com.

00:40:37.060 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R dot com. 0.96

00:40:40.940 Stephen Miller?

00:40:41.880 That's called aiding and abetting, Stephen.

00:40:43.640 Yeah.

00:40:44.140 Stephen Miller, you want to shadow this guy for the day?

00:40:46.480 Yeah.

00:40:46.960 See what he's up to?

00:40:47.780 So he should be arrested, and before he's arrested, he should be followed, where you

00:40:52.260 arrest everybody who he dropped something off to.

00:40:54.620 That's a good point.

00:40:55.740 It does feel like he's getting in Tom Holman's way, and that feels a little illegal to me.

00:41:01.800 I heard Tom Holman make some threats, and I think he has to see those through.

00:41:06.600 And keep in mind, this guy works for an NGO.

00:41:09.140 Yeah.

00:41:09.300 So that's paid for by our tax dollars, and then he-

00:41:13.300 Maybe.

00:41:13.600 We're not positive, right?

00:41:14.800 But I'm assuming.

00:41:15.520 Yes.

00:41:16.060 An NGO-

00:41:16.960 He's taking grants.

00:41:17.520 He's taking grants, but I'm assuming it's tax dollars.

00:41:20.200 So he works for an NGO, which is paid for by our tax dollars, and then he uses our tax

00:41:24.220 dollars to buy all the fruit and flowers from the street vendors so they can go home for

00:41:28.960 the day.

00:41:29.340 And then, with our tax dollars, he delivers food to people who are here illegally, who 1.00

00:41:35.700 are hiding from ICE, who are also funded by our tax dollars.

00:41:40.380 So our tax dollars and somehow also our tax dollars are again fighting both sides of the

00:41:45.300 battle.

00:41:45.660 ICE, who is also funded by our tax dollars, now has a harder time doing their job because

00:41:50.460 the NGO funded by our tax dollars is hiding all the people and giving them money so they

00:41:55.340 can live and food so they can live and not go out in public.

00:41:57.760 You see how the scam works and how much we really need to solve this once and for all?

00:42:02.460 Gets very frustrating.

00:42:03.720 And then the local communities are pushing back in many different ways.

00:42:08.440 This shop or bodega, they're selling ice pinatas now.

00:42:13.860 You see the ice pinata?

00:42:16.180 Spotted in Chicago.

00:42:17.500 And they're looking to sell a lot of them.

00:42:20.300 I say we also follow those buyers home.

00:42:24.060 Yeah.

00:42:24.780 It's easy.

00:42:25.760 Because you follow them home and they have a party and then everyone at the party, maybe

00:42:29.700 it's 50-50.

00:42:30.500 Everybody at the party, you announce yourself, you say, hey, it's ICE, and then you go to

00:42:33.780 everyone who runs.

00:42:35.440 It's really simple.

00:42:37.260 That's a good point.

00:42:38.320 When they run.

00:42:39.620 Steven?

00:42:40.420 Are you listening?

00:42:41.320 That's how you know.

00:42:41.740 If someone said, hey, ICE is here, I'd go, oh, no big deal.

00:42:44.700 I'd go, okay.

00:42:45.840 Welcome in.

00:42:46.140 I have my papers.

00:42:47.140 You know, I almost called recently.

00:42:48.800 Oh, yeah?

00:42:49.280 Well, I, there's some guys blasting mariachi music who are working construction on my building

00:42:55.180 and they just didn't seem American to me.

00:42:59.040 Yeah.

00:42:59.900 And I don't know what the process is.

00:43:01.880 Can I just call and report suspected people?

00:43:05.900 So I'm actually going to look into that and then I'll get back to you, the audience.

00:43:09.680 You should go say, hey, papers.

00:43:11.760 Papers, amigo.

00:43:13.040 Ven aquí.

00:43:13.960 Ven aquí.

00:43:14.620 Papeles.

00:43:16.500 Yeah, I don't know.

00:43:17.420 So I don't know the process, but they were suspected for sure.

00:43:20.240 And then the ICE pinata, before we move on, it's like, imagine going to a house party with

00:43:24.740 a bunch of your friends that you, no one was invited to.

00:43:27.740 Yeah.

00:43:28.000 And then you drink all the alcohol and eat all the food.

00:43:30.760 And then the homeowner says, all right, guys, time to go. 1.00

00:43:33.940 And then you and your friends who weren't invited go, fuck this guy. 1.00

00:43:37.260 And everyone supports you somehow. 1.00

00:43:40.700 That's like kind of what we're dealing with here.

00:43:42.880 And then in Chicago, Brandon Johnson had some sort of town hall type thing.

00:43:47.180 And he got some pushback from some unusual suspects.

00:43:52.100 You all stood up there and said you will not allow Trump to come in here and get these

00:43:57.980 illegals.

00:43:59.280 Yeah, you can smile.

00:44:00.520 We're in a billion dollar deficit.

00:44:02.280 And you spent half of our money, half of that, on illegals.

00:44:08.540 You campaigned.

00:44:09.420 You campaigned and doubled down that you would not raise property taxes.

00:44:14.920 I won't raise your property taxes.

00:44:16.840 You wanted to raise our taxes.

00:44:18.840 Three hundred million.

00:44:20.300 They shut it down.

00:44:21.600 Now we back here for one hundred and fifty million.

00:44:24.180 OK, see, this is what we asking now.

00:44:28.040 Since you want to crash out, some of y'all said y'all willing to go to jail for it.

00:44:33.460 Trump, Tom Holman, make an example of this right here first.

00:44:39.540 Please come here first.

00:44:40.940 Don't spend all tax dollars to go.

00:44:44.380 Michael Rob Reed, you said to take Trump to court to protect these illegals.

00:44:50.220 That's cool, because we about to make all of y'all all of this famous.

00:44:53.820 Y'all think this has gone rad?

00:44:55.380 I think not.

00:44:57.080 Flip Chicago real.

00:44:58.500 We not playing.

00:45:00.360 You know about Tom Holman?

00:45:01.760 I didn't know that.

00:45:02.660 That's pretty good.

00:45:03.680 She knew a lot.

00:45:04.560 She knew the budget numbers.

00:45:05.800 She knew the deficit. 1.00

00:45:07.460 She knew how much of a piece of shit Mayor Johnson is. 1.00

00:45:10.540 And they said, Tom Holman. 1.00

00:45:12.260 That's cool.

00:45:12.880 I like to see that name drop.

00:45:14.860 Exactly.

00:45:15.620 And then our last piece of migrants, U.S. citizen arrested by federal agents, says he

00:45:21.400 heard them bragging about arrests.

00:45:23.680 Yeah, this is the quote.

00:45:24.740 Garcia, who is a Ph.D. student at Claremont Graduate University, said the officer seemed

00:45:29.020 surprised when he told them he was a U.S. citizen.

00:45:31.880 He says he was first taken to a holding area at Dodger Stadium where he heard agents boasting

00:45:36.000 about how many people they had grabbed.

00:45:38.020 Like, how many bodies did you guys get today?

00:45:40.400 And one of them said 31.

00:45:42.600 And they started like, yay, it was a good day today.

00:45:45.440 And they were like high-fiving each other, Garcia said.

00:45:48.360 He said officers also debated about what they could charge him with.

00:45:52.340 All right, ICE.

00:45:53.380 That's great.

00:45:54.340 I like that.

00:45:55.040 I like that they're bragging and taking pride in their work.

00:45:57.500 They're competitive.

00:45:58.640 They want more.

00:45:59.780 I want to treat an ICE worker to something.

00:46:03.460 Yeah.

00:46:03.840 If you guys are ICE agents.

00:46:05.840 Spouse of an ICE agent or anything.

00:46:07.240 Yeah.

00:46:07.640 If you guys are ICE agents or ICE agent adjacent, shoot us a DM and I'm going to buy pizza for

00:46:13.980 the whole squad.

00:46:14.940 Yeah.

00:46:15.360 I'll buy, mark me down as well.

00:46:16.980 So that's at least two full, like, you know, six pizza orders.

00:46:20.660 Yep.

00:46:21.020 I will get pizza for your squad if you tell me how many numbers you put up today.

00:46:25.100 And then send us a picture of you guys eating it and we'll blur your faces and we'll put

00:46:28.320 it on the show.

00:46:29.000 Everyone's happy.

00:46:30.420 All right.

00:46:31.060 That's it.

00:46:31.520 I'm happy to support ICE, dude.

00:46:32.540 Me too.

00:46:33.060 And I want them to put up numbers because you've seen what they can do.

00:46:36.760 So, and that's the point too.

00:46:37.920 It's like, uh, the empty storefronts, the diners, the places where it's peaceful and quiet.

00:46:43.500 And then like Americans can move back in, you know, where we've white flighted out because 0.74

00:46:48.380 areas got too like greasy or whatever.

00:46:52.060 You see what's on the cusp.

00:46:53.920 You see what's possible.

00:46:55.800 Like, oh wow.

00:46:56.800 And then we move in and then rents are down.

00:46:59.340 Uh, and so we really, really need to finish that job, man.

00:47:02.180 I agree.

00:47:02.560 We, we couldn't, we can't just give it away because, uh, you can't ask, are you illegal

00:47:06.240 or not, sir?

00:47:07.720 You know, we can't just give it away.

00:47:09.440 And that's why we, for too long, we gave it away in an effort to be polite.

00:47:15.140 I don't want to be racist. 0.70

00:47:16.420 I'll just keep walking down the road with these three black teenagers with hoodies coming at 1.00

00:47:20.500 me. 1.00

00:47:20.700 Oh, fuck my wallet's gone. 1.00

00:47:23.000 I'm bloody. 1.00

00:47:23.700 You know, we did it for a while and now it's time to live in reality and be real.

00:47:29.040 We won the election based on that alone.

00:47:31.800 So yeah, you, you, you see what it could be and you really want to get that right.

00:47:36.720 Yep.

00:47:36.940 We're close.

00:47:37.560 All right.

00:47:37.760 We're moving on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say wherever I want.

00:47:40.820 Make sure you guys use the opportunity to go to post, help us juice the algo, leave

00:47:43.560 a like, leave a comment, comment again, then start yapping.

00:47:46.440 PO box needs to be full.

00:47:48.160 Notifications need to be on.

00:47:49.240 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:47:51.080 The link needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:47:52.960 And if you're wondering what to send to the PO box, this next clip is a clue for

00:47:59.420 you.

00:48:00.880 As a service technician for a company that does jobs statewide, this is not an uncommon

00:48:11.120 sight.

00:48:11.620 I see this all the time, but we're told to forget and move on.

00:48:19.080 All right.

00:48:19.640 So that's kind of what I'd be happy to receive in the PO box.

00:48:23.500 Okay.

00:48:23.720 And I have a lot of those things already.

00:48:26.180 And I'm also looking for those anti-Semitic canes because of how offensive they are.

00:48:31.460 And I don't think anyone should have them.

00:48:33.180 Yeah.

00:48:33.500 So I want to take them away from the public.

00:48:36.760 So no one can see those horribly anti-Semitic canes where the Jewish person's nose is the

00:48:42.580 handle and it's gigantic. 0.87

00:48:44.000 It's horribly offensive.

00:48:45.420 No one should have that.

00:48:46.880 Send it to the PO box and I will dispose of them.

00:48:49.440 Okay.

00:48:50.160 All right.

00:48:50.560 Next, Caitlin Clark is under some heat for a recent tweet and a new tattoo she got. 0.91

00:48:57.640 It says, the tweet is, happy Juneteenth.

00:49:00.240 And the tweet is Fat Albert and the image is AI and the whole thing's made up.

00:49:04.680 But then she had to reply to it.

00:49:06.600 Uh-huh.

00:49:07.140 I want to clear a few things up.

00:49:08.460 This post is strictly to honor Juneteenth.

00:49:10.480 It has nothing to do with my new tattoo.

00:49:13.560 Yes, I did get another Fat Albert tattoo.

00:49:16.320 It's actually the third piece in what will become a full body Fat Albert.

00:49:19.580 Anthology.

00:49:20.240 Please respect the journey.

00:49:21.800 Thank you, Caitlin Clark.

00:49:23.120 Yeah.

00:49:23.660 All right.

00:49:24.020 Pleasure serving with you.

00:49:26.940 I don't know where we're at.

00:49:28.220 All right.

00:49:28.420 It's a final page of housekeeping.

00:49:29.800 I'm allowed to cook.

00:49:30.440 Yeah.

00:49:30.760 Yeah.

00:49:31.020 Yeah.

00:49:31.120 I'm not.

00:49:31.520 It's within your right.

00:49:32.660 Next, there's a.

00:49:33.480 I didn't see that beforehand.

00:49:35.180 So I have no idea that was coming.

00:49:36.920 There was some context.

00:49:37.980 Okay.

00:49:38.620 Next, this guy did a door-to-door sales opener that actually worked.

00:49:43.100 I'm wondering why you hated Wendy so much.

00:49:45.180 French fries have changed.

00:49:46.640 I don't like their new French fries.

00:49:47.940 I still like their frosties.

00:49:49.180 Thought the same thing, man.

00:49:50.780 Honestly, sir, we're talking about a different Wendy's.

00:49:53.220 Wendy's bills go up.

00:49:54.420 I'm sure you hate that, huh?

00:49:56.140 Scout Allen, solar specialist.

00:49:59.300 Nice to meet you.

00:50:02.880 All right.

00:50:03.520 That's a good one.

00:50:04.100 That's pretty funny.

00:50:04.860 Yeah.

00:50:05.040 And then he goes into the handshake as if he, like, did some sort of business thing.

00:50:09.340 All right.

00:50:09.940 A few episodes ago, maybe, like, a month ago.

00:50:12.820 Yeah, a while back.

00:50:13.580 We showed Jersey Mike's.

00:50:15.040 And there's that guy at Jersey Mike's who does the training.

00:50:17.280 And he wears, like, the recording Ray-Ban glasses.

00:50:20.100 Yeah.

00:50:20.220 And he takes his job very seriously.

00:50:22.140 And there's, like, a science to Jersey Mike's no one was aware of.

00:50:25.340 It's about putting on a show.

00:50:26.900 It's about customer satisfaction.

00:50:28.580 And there's, like, these little rules for everything.

00:50:31.100 This is his most recent update.

00:50:32.620 He said pepperoni is the hardest thing to do, catch and flip with.

00:50:36.080 So go ahead.

00:50:36.980 I want you to just do a few right now and just place it right on here.

00:50:40.820 Do, like, five to six.

00:50:41.700 You could stack it up on top.

00:50:42.740 You don't have to, like, put it out like it's a 13.

00:50:44.600 And then I'm going to record it so we can watch it back together.

00:50:52.740 Okay.

00:50:53.800 Good there.

00:50:54.720 And then go ahead and lose the gloves.

00:50:56.400 And then I'm going to have you record me doing the same thing.

00:51:01.160 They're watching film at Jersey Mike's.

00:51:03.440 They're reviewing the tape at Jersey Mike's.

00:51:05.520 That's how serious this operation is.

00:51:06.840 And you're blackpilling?

00:51:08.260 That's pretty good, man.

00:51:09.680 Hey, there are some institutions in America where there is still customer service and high-quality products.

00:51:16.620 And I like Jersey Mike's more now.

00:51:19.000 And I don't eat there that much.

00:51:20.000 But I think I'm going to go because I like customer service.

00:51:23.360 I like standards.

00:51:24.100 I like excellence.

00:51:25.420 And you know what else stuck out to me when I found this video?

00:51:28.180 I sent this to Fleck.

00:51:29.060 I was like, they're watching film.

00:51:31.160 Like, you know, we played football.

00:51:32.900 We watch film.

00:51:33.720 You learn.

00:51:34.120 And you learn what you did wrong footwork-wise.

00:51:37.000 Where did a blitz came from?

00:51:38.300 And these guys are doing it for slicing pepperoni.

00:51:41.300 And a lot of the comments were like, you ain't need to do all that.

00:51:44.700 It was kind of like urban types.

00:51:45.980 Like, what's the point?

00:51:47.440 Like, people who are kind of just like average haters.

00:51:51.500 People who don't know what it takes to make a great establishment.

00:51:53.980 You know what I mean?

00:51:54.680 So a lot of people want to drag you down.

00:51:56.900 They don't want you to be in an exceptional place.

00:51:59.180 I'm scared to use the meat slicer because I smoked a blunt before work.

00:52:02.720 Exactly. 1.00

00:52:03.560 And, you know, fuck those people. 1.00

00:52:05.480 I like a place with standards. 1.00

00:52:06.980 I like this guy.

00:52:08.320 Yeah.

00:52:08.620 And you know he runs it like, you know, like the military.

00:52:11.600 He runs it.

00:52:12.800 And also, you know, how many establishments are still nice establishments these days?

00:52:18.300 Chick-fil-A is close.

00:52:20.460 In-N-Out Chick-fil-A, Culver's.

00:52:22.200 What's the one that puts the-

00:52:23.140 We lost Chipotle.

00:52:23.880 Yeah.

00:52:24.280 What's the one that puts the Bible verse on the cup?

00:52:26.360 In-N-Out?

00:52:26.640 In-N-Out, yeah.

00:52:27.440 John 316, I think, right?

00:52:28.780 Yeah.

00:52:29.180 John 316.

00:52:30.160 And then the trans Lily doesn't like that. 0.77

00:52:32.380 Yeah.

00:52:32.700 You saw that?

00:52:33.440 Yeah.

00:52:33.560 The demon in her.

00:52:37.720 So there is, you know, I'm not a big sandwich guy, but if I was, everyone at Subway is Indian.

00:52:44.100 Yeah.

00:52:44.860 Yeah.

00:52:45.420 So you go to Jersey Mike's if you like Subway's.

00:52:48.480 Yeah.

00:52:48.800 But I think Jersey Mike's got bought out by private equity.

00:52:51.420 So hopefully they keep it up because I'm on the watch for them not.

00:52:54.640 They should make this guy a C-suite type.

00:52:57.060 Yeah, they should.

00:52:57.780 All right.

00:52:58.340 Next is a story that's just frustrating.

00:53:00.860 Glass bottles found to have more microplastics than plastic bottles.

00:53:05.760 And I think this was a French study.

00:53:07.780 This might be shocked to hear that.

00:53:09.820 But I, and I think it was all from painted bottle caps.

00:53:13.160 I think that was the, so that you're not, there's not like little plastic in the glass,

00:53:16.780 of course, but it's all from the result of opening and whatever.

00:53:20.160 I'm about to give up and just order a pizza.

00:53:22.960 That's what I'm saying.

00:53:23.700 If you can't win, then might as well have fun, right?

00:53:26.240 The other day I was drinking a diet orange soda and it's zero calories, zero sugar, diet soda,

00:53:33.560 not the best, but whatever.

00:53:34.800 And then I got a weird headache and then I looked and it has yellow eight and red 40 in it.

00:53:39.460 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

00:53:42.700 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

00:53:46.320 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record,

00:53:49.760 host, and distribute your show everywhere from Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

00:53:53.660 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

00:53:57.160 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

00:53:59.420 That means you can automatically insert ads into your episodes.

00:54:02.320 No editing required.

00:54:03.740 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads, they'll bring the ads to you and you get paid for every download.

00:54:08.780 This turned my podcasting hobby into a full-time career.

00:54:11.580 Spreaker also has a premium subscription model where your most dedicated listeners

00:54:15.840 can pay for bonus content or early access,

00:54:18.560 adding another revenue stream to what you're already doing.

00:54:21.240 And the best part, Spreaker grows with you.

00:54:23.800 Whether you're just starting out or running a full-blown podcast network,

00:54:27.300 Spreaker's powerful tools scale effortlessly as your show grows.

00:54:31.260 So if you're ready to podcast like a pro and get paid while doing it,

00:54:34.920 check out Spreaker.com.

00:54:36.740 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R dot com. 0.96

00:54:39.880 And that's because it needs to be that neon orange, that radioactive orange color.

00:54:45.960 Why does it have to be that way?

00:54:47.440 It's in a can.

00:54:48.220 I don't even see the, I don't even see it.

00:54:50.140 I see it for maybe a second as it pours into my mouth.

00:54:53.380 It's counterintuitive, man.

00:54:54.720 It doesn't, they don't need it.

00:54:56.000 That's the answer.

00:54:56.360 It wouldn't be cooler if it was clear and then orange flavor.

00:55:00.100 Yeah.

00:55:00.240 That would be kind of like scientific.

00:55:02.400 Yeah.

00:55:02.600 But you made it this neon radioactive orange and you added all these food dyes and this,

00:55:07.800 I was trying to drink a zero calorie drink and now I get food dyes.

00:55:10.940 Yeah.

00:55:11.220 I can't get away from it.

00:55:12.500 You need to eat more natural.

00:55:14.080 Like our next clip.

00:55:15.420 This is as natural eating as it gets.

00:55:20.980 Some sort of sea creature being meat cleavered open.

00:55:25.160 He's not going to eat that.

00:55:26.660 That's jelly.

00:55:27.380 That's weird.

00:55:28.560 Yeah.

00:55:28.740 He slurps it up.

00:55:32.880 There's no sauce on it.

00:55:34.960 No salt, no pepper, no vinegar, nothing.

00:55:38.120 He likes it.

00:55:38.940 He just slurps it. 0.99

00:55:40.600 Disgusting. 0.99

00:55:41.320 All right. 0.91

00:55:41.860 I'm going to finish strong here.

00:55:44.380 I doubt it.

00:55:45.800 I doubt that.

00:55:46.760 I made some realizations.

00:55:48.260 This is a tip or a standard for men out there.

00:55:52.500 Men, your shoe size should be 13.

00:55:54.940 13, your hat size should be two clicks in.

00:55:59.260 Okay. 1.00

00:55:59.720 One click, you're a fat retard, fat head idiot. 1.00

00:56:02.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:56:03.480 Three clicks, you're close.

00:56:05.180 Okay.

00:56:05.500 But those are just some standards for you guys.

00:56:08.320 Okay.

00:56:09.000 And our final announcement before we move on to-

00:56:10.740 Are you size 13 shoe?

00:56:12.180 Yeah.

00:56:12.840 No, you're not. 0.96

00:56:13.560 You have a little fat club feet. 0.98

00:56:15.400 You're a little- 0.98

00:56:16.160 Don't show me anything.

00:56:17.620 I don't care.

00:56:19.620 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:21.400 So what?

00:56:22.600 You wear big shoes.

00:56:23.660 You wear two big shoes. 0.64

00:56:24.840 You got a little fat-

00:56:25.460 I've been size 13 shoes since like eighth grade.

00:56:28.560 Yeah, when you were trying to get recruited for football and you started lying.

00:56:31.540 You need the extra space so you stuff those things in the shoes and you're 6'3".

00:56:35.220 Yeah.

00:56:35.880 Don't listen to them, guys.

00:56:36.840 Don't listen to me, guys.

00:56:37.760 No one's size 13.

00:56:38.780 I'm just making a joke.

00:56:40.460 All right.

00:56:40.940 Our final announcement of the final page of housekeeping-

00:56:42.580 The hat one's true, though.

00:56:43.580 Yeah.

00:56:44.660 The hat one's true.

00:56:45.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:46.180 Yeah.

00:56:46.740 If you have a giant head and you have one click, don't wear hats.

00:56:50.120 You don't wear hats anymore.

00:56:50.980 The final announcement, we are going to add to the very end of the show, the final clip

00:56:56.320 of the entire show every day going forward, the Pure Americana Clip of the Week in Uplifting

00:57:02.760 Gold every episode.

00:57:04.300 So there will be a Pure Americana clip at the end of every episode.

00:57:08.500 You guys could even send that in if you wanted, and we're going to do that Tuesdays and Fridays.

00:57:13.560 Okay, so it's the Pure Americana Clip of the Week, but there's two episodes, so we need

00:57:20.080 two clips of the week?

00:57:21.820 Yeah.

00:57:22.620 Okay.

00:57:23.020 I don't think we're going to get reported for that.

00:57:25.120 Yeah.

00:57:25.680 The FCC is going to come knocking.

00:57:27.980 Sir, you've been misappropriating clip of the week.

00:57:31.100 Did we get in trouble for two clips of the week?

00:57:34.420 Who cares?

00:57:35.280 All right.

00:57:35.840 All right.

00:57:36.340 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:57:37.200 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:57:40.020 Cringe of the Week.

00:57:41.340 All right.

00:57:43.040 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is this woman who's complaining about all men. 1.00

00:57:51.000 Men, if you're still confused as to why we say it's all men, this is why.

00:57:55.840 Anytime I walk anywhere, I get honked at multiple times.

00:58:01.740 I stopped at a gas station yesterday to get me some water and to sit in the shade for a

00:58:07.100 little bit.

00:58:07.540 I had this earphone on.

00:58:11.040 Clearly, I was not looking to engage with anyone.

00:58:15.100 An old man proceeded to harass me the entire time I was sitting there.

00:58:20.400 He wouldn't stop asking questions.

00:58:22.320 He wouldn't stop trying to talk to me.

00:58:24.240 Even when I tried to ignore him, he repeatedly tried to get my attention. 1.00

00:58:29.040 And then, when he thought he had it, he asked me if I would give him a fucking blowjob. 1.00

00:58:36.180 So, yes. 1.00

00:58:37.700 Until enough of you stop that fucking behavior, it's all fucking men. 1.00

00:58:44.160 You want to be a little more specific? 1.00

00:58:46.300 What color was the man?

00:58:47.660 Was it a Somali man?

00:58:49.240 Did he ask to see Bob's in Vagine?

00:58:52.780 Tell us more.

00:58:53.920 What was his vernacular?

00:58:54.860 Hey, baby, let me holla at you. 1.00

00:58:56.280 Was that used?

00:58:57.180 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:58.720 But it's all men. 0.83

00:58:59.760 Take us a picture.

00:59:00.500 And that's kind of the problem.

00:59:01.920 We have this thing where it's all men because, like we said earlier, people want to be polite.

00:59:06.880 Yeah.

00:59:07.060 And they don't want to offend anybody.

00:59:08.640 But then, when you actually have a problem, you can't address the problem at the root cause

00:59:13.240 because you don't want to be specific. 0.82

00:59:15.780 That's what happens with the black crime problem. 1.00

00:59:17.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:18.080 That's what happens with the trans people. 1.00

00:59:20.260 You can't get specific.

00:59:21.500 Yeah, it's always all men, but it's never all Somalis or all Pakistanis or all trans people, trans guys. 0.74

00:59:33.000 And that's the whole point.

00:59:34.560 It's like they'll call out, no, it's all men.

00:59:36.640 That's the safe one to do.

00:59:38.300 But they can never specifically call out the group who's actually perpetrating it, right?

00:59:42.140 Yeah.

00:59:42.440 And when Lily Tino is in the bathroom taking pictures of people, it's all women. 1.00

00:59:47.660 Yeah, it's all fucking girls, man. 1.00

00:59:50.060 Girls. 1.00

00:59:50.600 They have no respect in the bathroom. 0.65

00:59:52.380 Girls.

00:59:53.380 All right.

00:59:53.860 Speaking of trans, let's go to our next clip.

00:59:56.800 This is a trans police officer who is telling everyone and reassuring everyone that they're not going to cooperate with ICE.

01:00:04.240 Our uniforms can sometimes get mistaken with CBP or ICE.

01:00:08.420 I want to take a moment to differentiate and also say that LBPD SSOs are not involved in immigration enforcement.

01:00:17.040 Hi, I'm Darren Marler, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

01:00:20.360 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

01:00:23.680 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record, host, and distribute your show everywhere, from Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

01:00:31.000 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

01:00:34.500 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

01:00:36.600 That means you can automatically insert ads into your episodes.

01:00:39.680 No editing required.

01:00:41.120 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads, they'll bring the ads to you, and you get paid for every download.

01:00:46.140 This turned my podcasting hobby into a full-time career.

01:00:49.220 Spreaker also has a premium subscription model where your most dedicated listeners can pay for bonus content or early access, adding another revenue stream to what you're already doing.

01:00:58.540 And the best part?

01:00:59.580 Spreaker grows with you.

01:01:00.980 Whether you're just starting out or running a full-blown podcast network, Spreaker's powerful tools scale effortlessly as your show grows.

01:01:08.660 So if you're ready to podcast like a pro and get paid while doing it, check out Spreaker.com.

01:01:14.100 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R dot com. 0.96

01:01:17.680 First, the obvious.

01:01:19.380 Our badge.

01:01:20.820 Our badge identifies our title, our department, and the city of Long Beach.

01:01:25.660 All right, we get it.

01:01:27.440 At least the cop's a man.

01:01:28.920 Yeah.

01:01:29.280 That's what I like about that situation.

01:01:31.560 And we have, in this situation, a man who's pretending to be a woman telling illegals they won't let you get arrested for being illegal, and they're not going to cooperate with Border Patrol or ICE.

01:01:44.080 So, I don't know.

01:01:45.500 That's why we need to execute this deport. 0.97

01:01:47.460 60 million.

01:01:48.240 We've raised the number.

01:01:49.480 That's why we need to execute that vision, because this is still happening in Trump's America.

01:01:53.120 And that's a police officer.

01:01:54.260 That's a police officer.

01:01:55.080 Imagine if the cop said, hey, guys, I know it's July 4th coming up.

01:01:59.500 A lot of drunk drivers out there.

01:02:01.180 We are not going to be arresting anyone for DUI.

01:02:04.300 So, if you're drinking, open carrying, you know, kicking a few back, get on the road.

01:02:08.980 If you see a cop, just wave.

01:02:10.580 Give him a wave.

01:02:11.480 I'm drunk.

01:02:12.380 They'll let you go.

01:02:13.520 You know, there's no equivalent to this.

01:02:15.680 There's no XYZ gets a free pass. 0.95

01:02:18.460 This particular kind of crime. 0.99

01:02:20.340 Hey, pedophiles. 0.99

01:02:22.520 You can diddle all weekend. 0.99

01:02:24.060 You know, and it's sick, but, like, there's no equivalent.

01:02:29.220 So, why is this carved out?

01:02:31.220 Stephen Miller, this is aiding and abetting as well.

01:02:33.680 Yeah, it should be illegal.

01:02:34.900 And it also doesn't accomplish anything because the illegals probably didn't watch your trans TikTok.

01:02:40.440 Yeah, your little police, Long Beach police Instagram account thing that just gets shared amongst the right wing and laughed at.

01:02:49.000 The illegals aren't saying, oh, look, Miguel, we're safe this weekend.

01:02:53.120 Yeah.

01:02:53.460 So, it doesn't actually do the thing that you wanted it to do.

01:02:57.280 No one's actually going to change their behavior.

01:02:58.900 And all it does is show your local community who follows you on TikTok and Instagram that you guys aren't doing full police work.

01:03:06.060 Yeah, you're picking and choosing what shallot is applied.

01:03:09.100 All right, let's get to our next clip.

01:03:10.680 This guy had a disgusting Uber driver, and the car had dog poop in it. 0.65

01:03:16.460 So, I just got off the worst half-hour Uber ride of my entire life. 0.83

01:03:43.520 This was the first ride ever that I almost did not get into.

01:03:46.460 But I'd already been waiting for 15 minutes for a ride to show up, and this is what I got.

01:03:49.860 I paid for Uber comfort, and when I hopped in, a dog jumped on my lap. 0.77

01:03:53.780 The car not only stank like wet dog, but it also stank like dog poop.

01:03:58.200 She told me that one of her dogs had had an accident, and she had tried to clean it up.

01:04:02.080 Now, I've tried to reach out to Uber support four different times, but no real person will actually get on a call with me.

01:04:07.560 All right.

01:04:08.600 So, the Uber driver has dog shitting in the car, and then when you try to complain about it,

01:04:15.280 you get stuck in a loop talking to like an AI robot.

01:04:18.560 Yeah.

01:04:19.020 And then this lady is probably going to get replaced by AI as well. 1.00

01:04:22.600 There's going to be those Elon Musk taxi.

01:04:25.620 Robo taxis.

01:04:26.520 Robo taxis.

01:04:27.340 Waymos.

01:04:27.480 So, everything is leading back to AI replacing us.

01:04:31.400 The bad driver is replaced, and we're already talking to AI robots when we have complaints.

01:04:36.500 Yeah.

01:04:36.800 So, it's kind of a weird doom loop here where there's a shitty driver, and that's like someone trying to make a little extra money.

01:04:43.760 Yeah. 0.98

01:04:44.020 And it should be good, but now I almost want you to be replaced because you're so bad at the job.

01:04:50.000 And their emotional support, so legally, technically, we can't do anything, and I'll be using Waymos. 0.98

01:04:55.340 I'll be using a fucking robo taxi. 0.97

01:04:57.040 And then that's not to mention the Somali types who stare a little too long at the cute girls in the rearview mirror. 1.00

01:05:02.680 You know, there's different types of horrible, but it's weird.

01:05:05.060 You can't even complain because you get an AI doom loop, and then AI is replacing it, and that's not really good, 0.99

01:05:11.380 but I'm ultimately ending up on this side because I'm not getting in a shit car. 0.99

01:05:15.680 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:16.360 And you can't get a ride.

01:05:18.060 So, there's no lessons here, really, other than these people are asking for it.

01:05:22.340 But we are in our robot section, and they made a new robot that apparently can help you do housework

01:05:29.000 and things around the house that you don't want to do.

01:05:32.220 Here it is.

01:05:33.480 Yeah.

01:05:34.060 So, it's called From Clone Robotics, and they unveiled the new Proto-Clone V1, Faceless Humanoid.

01:05:42.260 And I think they created a feature where it actually sweats or something.

01:05:46.300 Great.

01:05:47.100 So, it's like, yeah, robot, just please sweep the floors and clean the sink.

01:05:53.240 It's just like this muscle-bound freak kangaroo thing.

01:05:57.620 It's like, is it worth having your house clean to keep this entity in your house?

01:06:01.440 I don't think so.

01:06:02.680 I don't think so either.

01:06:04.080 And then people are complaining lately.

01:06:06.800 I saw this CNN article.

01:06:08.520 Have you ever noticed the popularity of white robots? 0.79

01:06:11.360 The reason for these shades of technological white may be racism, according to new research.

01:06:16.120 Yeah.

01:06:16.320 And I looked into it.

01:06:18.100 The reason the robots are white is because black absorbs heat.

01:06:23.100 And they're like computers and batteries, and they need to be cool at all times.

01:06:27.940 So, they do white so it reflects the heat instead of absorbs it, because you can't overheat these computer people.

01:06:34.520 Yeah. 0.91

01:06:34.700 Are you saying black people aren't cool? 0.97

01:06:36.500 White people are cooler? 1.00

01:06:37.820 Yeah.

01:06:38.020 Yeah, pretty much.

01:06:38.860 But it's not about being rational, as we know. 0.92

01:06:41.480 Yeah, and if the robots were black, they would complain about that, too. 0.98

01:06:44.420 They'd say, what are you, slaves? 0.99

01:06:46.380 You got a butler. 0.99

01:06:47.200 You got a butler bot at the house, and he's black. 0.99

01:06:49.460 I bet you call him the N-word. 0.98

01:06:50.740 I bet you call your robot the N-word, huh?

01:06:52.680 That's such a good point. 0.98

01:06:53.800 You can't have the subhuman worker-class robot be black. 1.00

01:06:59.020 I know. 0.98

01:06:59.360 It has to be white.

01:07:00.860 All right.

01:07:01.580 Next, we have, speaking of AI, a translator app gone wrong.

01:07:07.800 Excuse me?

01:07:08.180 Excuse me, I don't speak English well.

01:07:13.900 Do you know where the near-set cash machine is?

01:07:17.260 Yes, free.

01:07:18.940 Yeah, free.

01:07:21.180 I'll take you back, mate.

01:07:24.960 Follow me, I'll take you there. 1.00

01:07:29.680 Shut your dirty black mouth and go back to where you came from, you retarded monkey. 1.00

01:07:35.600 No, no, no, no. 1.00

01:07:36.860 What?

01:07:37.180 No, no, no.

01:07:38.180 I think he's wrong.

01:07:39.880 Yes.

01:07:40.720 Very wrong.

01:07:42.060 Very, very wrong.

01:07:44.080 You want cash for it?

01:07:46.480 Yeah.

01:07:46.740 Yeah, money.

01:07:47.460 Yeah.

01:07:47.960 Oh, man.

01:07:49.400 Wrong.

01:07:50.340 I'll take you, yeah.

01:07:52.440 Yeah, I said it.

01:07:53.800 Yeah.

01:07:54.080 That's what I said.

01:07:55.700 You see how scared he is to offend this person?

01:07:58.200 And it translated it to the guy who says he can't speak English.

01:08:02.100 He translated it to English.

01:08:04.100 It doesn't even make sense.

01:08:04.900 So it doesn't even make sense, but you're so scared and on your heels because you're a monkey now.

01:08:09.480 Yeah.

01:08:09.700 You called someone a monkey all of a sudden that you lose all logic and you go, all right, I'm done with you. 1.00

01:08:14.280 You're fucking with me. 1.00

01:08:15.100 I'm done with you. 1.00

01:08:15.560 You're doing a prank.

01:08:16.280 You got those Ray-Ban glasses that are recording me.

01:08:18.940 They're really scared.

01:08:20.320 Yeah.

01:08:20.640 They're really scared to accidentally call someone a monkey on a social media thing that they didn't even do.

01:08:24.980 And he's making fun of you the whole time.

01:08:26.860 Mm-hmm.

01:08:27.660 Pretty ironic.

01:08:28.740 All right.

01:08:29.060 We have a couple clips left.

01:08:30.260 They come out of Maine.

01:08:31.280 First, there was a Maine moose tag lottery for hunters where they read out like a lottery and everyone who wins gets to shoot a moose.

01:08:41.580 And the Maine governor is very liberal, Democrat.

01:08:45.580 Janet Mills.

01:08:46.100 Janet Mills.

01:08:47.120 And listen to her reception at this lottery.

01:08:49.380 ...run by my boss, Governor Janet Mills.

01:08:52.520 Thank you so much for your honor.

01:08:58.000 Governor of the United States.

01:09:02.140 And the enormous supporter of the United States.

01:09:07.440 Thank you so much for your honor.

01:09:09.540 All right.

01:09:10.380 So, go back to the right now.

01:09:12.820 Governor of the United States.

01:09:14.260 We get it.

01:09:18.780 She gets booed for a while and then she threatens to not read the names if you keep booing me.

01:09:23.100 Yeah.

01:09:23.580 Classic.

01:09:24.360 And it's good because we can't go to the Met Gala.

01:09:27.540 Of course not.

01:09:28.240 You can't go to the moose tag lottery.

01:09:30.100 Yeah.

01:09:30.580 That's part of this bifurcated world that you helped create with like trans kids and sports and stuff, Janet Mills.

01:09:37.500 Yeah.

01:09:37.920 So, college football is ours.

01:09:40.000 NASCAR is ours.

01:09:41.880 Golf is ours.

01:09:43.260 You guys can have drag brunch.

01:09:45.940 You can have the Met Gala.

01:09:47.560 You can have the Grammys.

01:09:48.900 Take them.

01:09:49.580 Take them.

01:09:50.080 But that's how it plays out.

01:09:51.420 But know your role.

01:09:52.200 Yeah.

01:09:52.400 The moose hunters weren't very receptive to the liberal anti-Trump governor.

01:09:55.980 Who brought all the Somalis here. 1.00

01:09:57.240 Oh my, I'm so shocked, you know?

01:09:59.540 And another reason.

01:10:00.500 That's what you get.

01:10:01.320 Lay in the bed you made, right?

01:10:02.820 You got Somalis in Portland, Maine. 1.00

01:10:04.920 You want trans kids playing sports and you've fought Trump at some dinner about it.

01:10:08.600 And then you go to an event with all the gun owners who are properly following the laws so they can shoot a moose.

01:10:14.460 Which I don't even agree with.

01:10:15.720 I think you see a moose, you shoot a moose.

01:10:18.240 What do you need a third party here for?

01:10:20.700 Yeah.

01:10:21.680 Why do we need the moose?

01:10:22.420 You need a tag?

01:10:23.360 That's conservation.

01:10:24.380 That's Americana.

01:10:25.360 Yeah.

01:10:25.900 So don't get too crazy.

01:10:27.020 I go both ways.

01:10:28.560 I'm sure they don't even give out that many tags, dude.

01:10:31.020 Yeah, that's true.

01:10:32.140 But point being, know your place and don't try to go to the moose hunters thing.

01:10:37.500 Come on.

01:10:38.200 What were you thinking?

01:10:39.200 Yeah.

01:10:39.640 And then speaking of Maine, here is who they had on TV on the Weather Channel telling everyone about the nationwide weather.

01:10:46.920 Here's the country, honey.

01:10:47.920 It is hot and humid in the central part of the country near Chicago I'm seeing.

01:10:51.300 And down there near Raleigh, honey, there is an H with circles, which I can only assume means hurricane.

01:10:57.260 Doesn't mean hurricane, honey.

01:10:58.520 High pressure.

01:10:58.740 It means high pressure, honey.

01:10:59.980 Don't worry.

01:11:01.120 Don't worry.

01:11:02.180 There is no hurricane coming, Raleigh, North Carolina.

01:11:04.620 Don't worry. 1.00

01:11:05.640 So it feels like Maine is starting to get tired of this shit. 1.00

01:11:09.200 I think so. 1.00

01:11:10.160 You know, you can't even have a real weather forecast because you need to show a drag queen instead. 0.99

01:11:14.640 You got to shove it in the moose hunters' faces. 1.00

01:11:17.360 And they don't even know what the fuck they're talking about. 1.00

01:11:19.140 And they just say honey a couple times. 0.99

01:11:20.840 But it's fun.

01:11:21.900 And he's got a cack.

01:11:23.080 And he's got a bunch of makeup on.

01:11:24.360 And he's in a dress. 0.99

01:11:25.300 He's disgusting. 0.99

01:11:26.140 All right. 0.98

01:11:26.340 Well, that's the end of Cringe of the Week.

01:11:27.440 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.

01:11:31.440 All right.

01:11:31.980 Our first clip of Urban Decay.

01:11:33.820 There is a new crime called jugging.

01:11:36.200 This guy is going to explain it.

01:11:38.400 They are in the area scoping.

01:11:44.260 And they will watch you as you're either coming in or out of the bank or watching you do ATM withdrawals

01:11:53.700 and seeing how much you're getting cash-wise.

01:11:59.820 A wave of arrests began for jugging in Houston.

01:12:03.080 It spread across Texas into both Carolinas.

01:12:05.560 In one place in South Carolina, a landscaping business owner went in a bank, unaware that he was being observed,

01:12:11.280 took out his weekly payroll, stopped at a gas station for a soda, and two juggers, they usually work in teams,

01:12:19.520 pulled up alongside his Chevy, broke through the window, and made off with what his entire payroll was, $6,000.

01:12:26.920 Here's what the victim had to say.

01:12:29.080 I hate juggers. 1.00

01:12:30.180 Me too.

01:12:30.880 Hard R jugger. 1.00

01:12:32.420 Oh, yeah.

01:12:33.060 I said it. 0.83

01:12:34.240 Also, to be fair, jugging does count as a black invention. 0.64

01:12:37.920 Yeah.

01:12:38.360 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:38.900 So add that to the list.

01:12:39.980 That's true.

01:12:40.600 Actually, they probably took it from someone who was a little more creative, and they just really liked it.

01:12:44.940 I don't know.

01:12:45.320 Yeah, they did like it.

01:12:46.340 And then someone on Twitter replied and gave some more context to other ways they do this operation.

01:12:52.360 They said, many of the illegal aliens selling fruit covered in fly eggs are actually lookouts for these crimes.

01:12:58.720 They have a partner nearby and text them when they identify a target.

01:13:02.220 Good to know.

01:13:03.200 That is good to know.

01:13:04.020 And this isn't exactly new.

01:13:05.980 We actually covered a jugging case, but I guess the verbiage about jugging has become more widespread.

01:13:11.980 We're going to play it in the background.

01:13:12.940 Remember this video where this Vietnamese woman in Houston was body slammed after an ATM trip where she withdrew $4,000?

01:13:21.900 She was paralyzed, and these two juggers – I hate juggers – were sentenced after that. 1.00

01:13:28.800 We never gave an update.

01:13:30.120 Houston man seen on video body slamming, paralyzing woman in February, jugging, sentenced to 30 years.

01:13:36.800 And that's him right there, a real certain type of jugger. 1.00

01:13:42.340 And this girl was also with him, and she actually got a suspended sentence.

01:13:46.000 She got like 10 years probation, and her name is Zyneka Woods.

01:13:50.400 Zyneka. 0.52

01:13:51.460 So you look at some of the mug shots of those, and you know who's jugging, right? 0.78

01:13:55.000 And both these incidents happened in Houston, so that's kind of the hotbed for it.

01:13:59.560 And I'm going to do a little experiment here.

01:14:01.660 I'm going to apply Democrat logic to fix this problem instead of keeping repeat offenders in jail.

01:14:07.780 OK.

01:14:08.420 So I think they should close half of the available ATMs and limit the hours of the open ones.

01:14:13.800 For sure.

01:14:14.520 They should limit cash withdrawal maximums.

01:14:17.500 They should limit the number of people allowed in the bank at one time, even though the people in the bank aren't doing the robbing.

01:14:23.300 For sure.

01:14:23.720 And then make customers get insurance if they have over a certain amount of money in the bank.

01:14:28.740 Yeah, you summed it up.

01:14:30.620 And that's a reasonable plan of action.

01:14:32.940 Instead of just locking up people who do crimes and beat people up and rob them, we should do all those other things to make the law-abiding citizens safer.

01:14:41.360 And then when you do get jugged, a social worker comes.

01:14:44.600 A diminutive woman comes.

01:14:46.440 She has no weapon.

01:14:47.600 And then they can break it down and go, well, how much did you take out?

01:14:50.740 10,000?

01:14:51.460 And how much do you really need?

01:14:52.800 And then how much does the jugger need?

01:14:54.580 4,000?

01:14:55.740 What if we gave the jugger 2,500 and everyone goes on with their day and no one goes to jail? 1.00

01:15:01.280 That's kind of how it goes.

01:15:02.700 Yeah, so watch out.

01:15:03.560 I mean, and especially if you're carrying a large amount of cash, they have people, you know, be a little racist.

01:15:09.100 Because, you know, neo-Nazis aren't really jugging.

01:15:13.140 Yeah, that's true.

01:15:13.900 So watch your surroundings, and especially if you're doing a big one.

01:15:17.060 And these people, like, if they're just sitting outside of an ATM smoking black and milds.

01:15:20.660 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

01:15:24.120 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

01:15:27.420 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record, host, and distribute your show everywhere.

01:15:32.900 From Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

01:15:34.760 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

01:15:38.260 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

01:15:40.520 That means you can automatically insert ads into your episodes.

01:15:43.380 No editing required.

01:15:44.640 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads, they'll bring the ads to you, and you get paid for every download.

01:15:49.900 This turned my podcasting hobby into a full-time career.

01:15:52.980 Spreaker also has a premium subscription model where your most dedicated listeners can pay for bonus content or early access,

01:15:59.660 adding another revenue stream to what you're already doing.

01:16:02.320 And the best part?

01:16:03.360 Spreaker grows with you.

01:16:04.900 Whether you're just starting out or running a full-blown podcast network,

01:16:08.400 Spreaker's powerful tools scale effortlessly as your show grows.

01:16:12.200 So if you're ready to podcast like a pro and get paid while doing it, check out Spreaker.com.

01:16:17.860 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R dot com. 0.96

01:16:21.380 They're waiting until someone hits a big number.

01:16:23.440 That's a good point.

01:16:24.240 So, all right, let's get to our next story.

01:16:26.140 Another scam as well.

01:16:27.540 It's about squatting.

01:16:28.800 First, we're going to tell you about a Texas bill that is being pushed through that sides with squatters.

01:16:34.560 Senate bill 38 going to the Texas house and this bill seeks to keep squatters out of our house.

01:16:47.280 Democrats have fought for two hours for the right.

01:16:51.260 I don't even know how to say this.

01:16:54.120 For the right of people that don't belong in your house to stay in your house in the event that you leave for a month or two 0.95

01:16:59.680 and a squatter goes in and takes your house over,

01:17:02.220 Democrats are fighting for the ability of those people to be able to stay in your house.

01:17:05.860 It's the most jacked up thing I've ever heard.

01:17:08.020 Yeah, don't mess with Texas, brother.

01:17:09.500 Well, the Republicans are in control and they're doing it and Democrats are fighting it.

01:17:14.540 So, it's just the typical Democrat like, no, Republicans can't do anything.

01:17:19.620 So, they're forced to take the wrong side of an issue, a retarded issue. 1.00

01:17:23.440 Yeah.

01:17:24.000 Sign of the times at least.

01:17:25.360 Yeah.

01:17:25.900 And then this next woman was caught facilitating houses for squatters. 0.79

01:17:32.160 Yes.

01:17:32.420 So, she like tells squatters where to go, where empty houses are, and then she's confronted and look how she handles it.

01:17:39.260 Why are you, why are you connecting, why are you connecting individuals to squatter the houses on your social media?

01:17:45.920 Oh my gosh, following me to court is crazy.

01:17:47.840 Ms. Washington, you can record us, but I'm very curious why you're following.

01:17:52.320 Do I see this?

01:17:52.340 Do I see this?

01:17:53.060 Get away from me before I clock you.

01:17:55.280 I'm not playing with you.

01:17:56.220 Before you clock me, Ms. Washington?

01:17:57.460 Get on my face. 0.95

01:17:58.880 So, why are you?

01:17:59.400 Could you get on my face?

01:18:00.300 Why?

01:18:00.640 Get on my face. 0.95

01:18:01.560 Get on my face. 0.95

01:18:02.480 Get on my face. 0.95

01:18:03.220 Why are you connecting people?

01:18:04.060 Get on my face. 0.95

01:18:04.660 Why are you connecting people?

01:18:06.120 What are you talking about?

01:18:07.160 I don't play like that. 0.51

01:18:10.160 Y'all running down with me and all that **** I'm playing with me? 0.52

01:18:13.780 I would **** talk about it.

01:18:16.000 Before you clock me, Ms. Washington?

01:18:18.140 And then we have some context here about what she exactly was doing.

01:18:24.180 Can you give those points a read?

01:18:25.920 Yeah.

01:18:26.160 Maryland woman allegedly connects squatters with properties, trading cash for keys and leases to homes she doesn't own or manage. 1.00

01:18:34.840 Kanaya Washington has been accused of advertising empty houses on her Instagram account to help with squatting.

01:18:40.740 Allegedly, she charged people a one-time fee ranging from $1,500 to $5,000 to connect them with these properties.

01:18:47.340 In exchange, she reportedly provided keys and forged lease agreements, enabling people to move in and claim residency.

01:18:54.740 In one case, a family of four occupied a home owned by Mike Haskell after allegedly paying Washington for access.

01:19:00.300 So, she's a real estate entrepreneur. 0.98

01:19:02.880 Yeah.

01:19:03.280 She basically has a job at this point.

01:19:05.460 Yeah.

01:19:05.760 It's like you're doing the job of a real estate agent.

01:19:08.600 You're advertising the property.

01:19:10.300 You're providing people with a fake lease.

01:19:12.660 You're providing them with a move-in date and keys.

01:19:15.420 You meet up with them to show them a place.

01:19:17.380 It's just not legal at all.

01:19:20.040 And you're doing it for squatters and you have no affiliation to the home.

01:19:23.580 But you're basically doing the job of a real estate agent, which is somewhat honorable.

01:19:29.040 That's what I'm saying.

01:19:29.920 Why not just try? 0.62

01:19:31.300 I'm sure you could do it with black people and they might go to a real estate agent named Kanaya Washington. 0.63

01:19:37.160 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:37.620 Instead, she's just a human leech on the system and then gets mad that maybe even a news station will find this newsworthy. 0.99

01:19:45.860 So, very funny that like certain point you're like, damn, I met up with them. 0.98

01:19:50.240 I marketed. 0.99

01:19:50.740 I did it like you're backdooring it to all these skills, but you're doing the scumbag thing instead. 0.98

01:19:56.580 It's a job. 0.88

01:19:57.700 You basically work full time and just a little less and you cut corners.

01:20:01.420 And then also her outfit to court. 0.97

01:20:03.820 Giant, fat, midriff, tight, skin tight. 0.97

01:20:07.160 She has the repeating. 1.00

01:20:08.660 Like, and this is such like a, this is one of those cases where you're a sociopath by low IQ. 0.97

01:20:16.560 You know? 0.99

01:20:17.540 You're, you're.

01:20:19.240 That's a good point.

01:20:20.160 You're not a sociopath because you're so smart and just like emotionless and you're just getting it done. 1.00

01:20:25.840 You're too stupid to even think about other people or how your behavior affects other people. 1.00

01:20:32.280 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:32.840 Unironically, someone like this should get like a really heavy sentence.

01:20:36.300 I was going to say the death penalty.

01:20:38.760 A really heavy sentence.

01:20:40.640 That's all I'll say.

01:20:41.300 Thank you for holding back.

01:20:42.500 You're welcome.

01:20:42.940 All right.

01:20:43.200 Up next, there was a fight at Holiday World.

01:20:45.980 And there's some music so we can't play it.

01:20:48.420 But Holiday World, summer.

01:20:53.220 So here they go.

01:20:55.140 The ravenous pack is beating the man. 0.97

01:20:57.340 And you'll notice in a few seconds here, the white guy doesn't hit the black woman when he has the opportunity to. 0.99

01:21:06.260 But then a few seconds after that, the black guy does hit the white woman. 0.94

01:21:10.980 So there's something interesting there. 0.69

01:21:12.920 It doesn't hit her.

01:21:13.720 Kind of restrains himself. 0.98

01:21:15.940 But then the black guy comes over, takes off his backpack, and he hits the white woman right there. 0.98

01:21:23.300 Fascinating, but not surprising. 0.99

01:21:25.000 Yeah.

01:21:25.240 And it is pepper spray season.

01:21:26.880 There's a perfect example of how you can deescalate with pepper spray season.

01:21:31.540 And, you know, seeing stuff like this reminds me of what can we do to help Israel with Iran?

01:21:38.680 Yeah.

01:21:39.020 I was going to say, can we circle back to that yet?

01:21:41.380 Can we circle back to that issue?

01:21:42.440 Yeah.

01:21:43.240 All right.

01:21:43.800 Our next clip is from England, I believe.

01:21:48.040 It takes place abroad.

01:21:49.320 This woman gets confronted, and look how she handles it. 1.00

01:21:52.640 My daughter here.

01:21:53.560 Yeah? 1.00

01:21:53.960 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:21:54.840 I go there. 1.00

01:21:55.340 I call the police. 1.00

01:21:56.240 I have a fucking attitude, yeah? 1.00

01:21:58.040 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:58.240 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:21:58.960 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:21:59.960 You're meant to wait. 1.00

01:22:04.280 You're meant to wait.

01:22:05.200 You're meant to step out of the tax.

01:22:06.120 You're meant to step out of the tax.

01:22:07.320 You're meant to step out of the tax.

01:22:08.240 You're meant to step out of the tax.

01:22:09.160 You're meant to step out of the tax. 1.00

01:22:10.080 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:22:11.000 I have my daughter here. 0.99

01:22:11.600 I have my daughter here.

01:22:11.720 Yeah? 0.99

01:22:11.920 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:22:13.040 I go there. 1.00

01:22:13.520 I call the police. 1.00

01:22:14.380 You're meant to have a fucking attitude, yeah? 1.00

01:22:16.180 Big enough to have a fucking attitude, yeah? 1.00

01:22:18.400 Like you're with your kid. 1.00

01:22:19.580 No more. 1.00

01:22:19.980 You're meant to have a fucking dumb bitch. 1.00

01:22:20.900 What should you do to you? 1.00

01:22:22.080 Not to you.

01:22:22.760 I just asked you.

01:22:23.640 Excuse me. 0.99

01:22:24.380 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:22:25.040 You're meant to wait. 1.00

01:22:26.000 You're meant to wait. 1.00

01:22:28.580 Fucking dumb bitch. 1.00

01:22:30.480 Dumb bitch. 1.00

01:22:32.840 So she just said, excuse me. 1.00

01:22:34.860 She was blocking the sidewalk with luggage.

01:22:36.860 And the woman said, you're meant to wait,

01:22:38.440 and then throws hot coffee at her,

01:22:40.880 and the woman has her kid. 0.99

01:22:42.620 And the black woman here who throws the coffee, 1.00

01:22:44.920 she looks like a normal, well-put-together person.

01:22:47.960 She's in some traveling clothes.

01:22:49.140 It looks like she's headed to the airport or something.

01:22:51.500 Designer sunglasses.

01:22:53.040 But she still chimps out.

01:22:54.580 Yeah.

01:22:55.100 And nobody tried to stop her.

01:22:57.120 They were like, just go to the woman filming.

01:22:59.280 And then the one who's really freaking out,

01:23:01.220 nobody tries to stop her.

01:23:02.540 And it's your child's first fatigue,

01:23:04.640 your child's first experience.

01:23:06.400 And you have a violent repeater.

01:23:08.260 Mm-hmm.

01:23:09.160 You know?

01:23:09.700 You're going to see that a lot.

01:23:11.080 You really are.

01:23:11.800 And then we have a little bit of a euphemism update

01:23:14.740 for this week.

01:23:16.220 Callous Home Invaders choke-punch elderly victims 0.83

01:23:19.140 embracing New York City home invasion.

01:23:21.340 Callous Home Invaders.

01:23:23.420 Hi, I'm Darren Marler,

01:23:24.720 host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

01:23:26.460 I want to talk about the most important tool

01:23:28.380 in my podcast belt.

01:23:29.780 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform

01:23:31.580 that makes it easy to record,

01:23:33.220 host, and distribute your show everywhere,

01:23:35.240 from Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

01:23:36.900 But the real game-changer for me

01:23:38.720 was Spreaker's monetization.

01:23:40.700 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

01:23:42.880 That means you can automatically insert ads

01:23:44.640 into your episodes.

01:23:45.780 No editing required.

01:23:47.220 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads,

01:23:49.060 they'll bring the ads to you,

01:23:50.360 and you get paid for every download.

01:23:52.240 This turned my podcasting hobby

01:23:53.820 into a full-time career.

01:23:55.320 Spreaker also has a premium subscription model

01:23:57.720 where your most dedicated listeners

01:23:59.300 can pay for bonus content or early access,

01:24:02.020 adding another revenue stream

01:24:03.380 to what you're already doing.

01:24:04.520 And the best part?

01:24:05.740 Spreaker grows with you.

01:24:07.260 Whether you're just starting out

01:24:08.340 or running a full-blown podcast network,

01:24:10.560 Spreaker's powerful tools scale effortlessly

01:24:13.240 as your show grows.

01:24:14.720 So if you're ready to podcast like a pro

01:24:16.640 and get paid while doing it,

01:24:18.360 check out Spreaker.com.

01:24:20.200 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R.com. 0.88

01:24:23.940 Always keep an eye out for callous home invaders, guys.

01:24:26.240 I hate callous home invaders.

01:24:28.080 And they're beating up elderly people.

01:24:29.900 Yep.

01:24:30.300 And then this next clip,

01:24:32.500 there was a hit and run

01:24:33.520 where a pregnant woman was killed, I believe.

01:24:36.240 Here's the clip.

01:24:37.020 Tiffany is being dragged by the vehicle 0.99

01:24:39.620 going the wrong way up the boulevard.

01:24:43.480 Get out! 0.98

01:24:44.840 Get out! 0.98

01:24:45.880 Get out! 0.98

01:24:47.740 Oh! 0.60

01:24:48.400 You're going to get by.

01:24:49.180 You're going to get me.

01:24:50.140 You're going to get my phone out.

01:24:58.800 They're at the top of your screen.

01:25:00.460 You see the suspect take off.

01:25:02.140 Tiffany is being dragged by the vehicle 0.99

01:25:04.200 going the wrong way up the boulevard.

01:25:06.300 Police say that driver kept going

01:25:08.440 into oncoming traffic on Lafayette,

01:25:11.320 hit several parked cars,

01:25:12.960 and then took off on foot.

01:25:14.760 So obviously a horrible story.

01:25:16.520 And the thing I wanted to point out

01:25:18.240 is the name of the hit and run driver.

01:25:21.140 Can you read that name?

01:25:22.880 Chakwasia Pigford.

01:25:24.800 Chakwasia Pigford.

01:25:27.040 Chakwasia Pigford.

01:25:28.780 Did a hit and run and killed a pregnant woman.

01:25:30.760 And this is one of those things

01:25:31.900 where you're like a low,

01:25:32.900 like it's the same as the woman 0.50

01:25:34.200 freaking out throwing the coffee. 1.00

01:25:35.440 Like you did something kind of stupid 1.00

01:25:38.420 and then now your low impulse control 1.00

01:25:41.200 and retardation makes you go way farther. 0.97

01:25:43.920 So you hit someone,

01:25:45.140 you were attempting a hit and run,

01:25:46.620 and now you did a double murder

01:25:48.220 because the baby counts too.

01:25:49.760 Yeah.

01:25:50.260 So.

01:25:50.900 Very sad.

01:25:51.380 That's how quick your life can get thrown away,

01:25:53.180 Chakwasia.

01:25:54.080 But I had a feeling you were on track

01:25:55.380 for this type of thing anyway

01:25:56.460 with a name like that.

01:25:57.640 Me too.

01:25:58.420 All right.

01:25:58.760 Our next and final clip

01:26:00.480 from the whole Urban Decay.

01:26:03.140 You know White Flight.

01:26:04.180 You know what that is, right?

01:26:05.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:06.240 Leaving to the suburbs.

01:26:07.580 Yeah.

01:26:08.040 This is White Fight. 0.81

01:26:10.360 Okay.

01:26:11.160 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:11.820 Are you going to do this?

01:26:12.700 I, I, I, I, I,

01:26:14.620 what I said? 1.00

01:26:15.160 You fucking faggy. 1.00

01:26:16.700 You want to fucking jack with this? 1.00

01:26:18.360 Stop. 1.00

01:26:19.000 I will fucking jack the floor, 1.00

01:26:20.540 you motherfucker. 1.00

01:26:21.400 I don't think so, guys. 1.00

01:26:22.400 Really?

01:26:23.000 You want to do this? 0.99

01:26:24.580 You really want to fucking do this, 1.00

01:26:26.220 motherfucker? 1.00

01:26:26.960 Let's just fucking do this. 1.00

01:26:28.980 You're going to slow now. 1.00

01:26:30.180 You better get the fuck out of here now. 1.00

01:26:31.600 I told you you don't want to fuck with me. 1.00

01:26:32.760 I will end you. 1.00

01:26:35.500 Get the fuck out of here now. 1.00

01:26:37.340 I'll count to three. 0.99

01:26:38.060 If you're not out of here, 1.00

01:26:38.700 I'm going to rearrange your fucking face. 1.00

01:26:40.480 You understand me? 1.00

01:26:41.520 Do I look like I'm fucking around? 1.00

01:26:44.560 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:26:47.600 Are we here? 1.00

01:26:48.760 Do you want me to do this? 1.00

01:26:53.120 Fuck you, motherfucker. 1.00

01:26:54.660 All right. 1.00

01:27:09.080 But I liked when he goes,

01:27:10.200 stop.

01:27:11.140 He tries to stop.

01:27:13.100 Yeah.

01:27:13.720 You don't want any of this, bud.

01:27:15.320 Stop.

01:27:15.980 That was pretty good.

01:27:16.800 All right.

01:27:17.020 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

01:27:18.060 We're now moving on to uplifting gold.

01:27:20.000 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:27:21.880 All right.

01:27:23.920 Our first clip of uplifting gold.

01:27:25.780 There was a prank at the store where the guy in the vest is calling the guy in the yellow shirt a lady.

01:27:31.360 And it's pretty funny.

01:27:32.660 Sir.

01:27:33.440 Lady.

01:27:34.240 Listen.

01:27:35.280 What?

01:27:36.440 I'm saying.

01:27:37.360 I'm trying to control the situation, man.

01:27:39.740 I'm a sir.

01:27:40.920 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:27:41.680 Yeah, but you grabbed a football, buddy.

01:27:43.380 No, I didn't.

01:27:44.460 Hold on. 1.00

01:27:45.060 If you call me that, I'm going to get your ass fired. 1.00

01:27:48.240 Because you're not going to call me a fucking jackass again. 1.00

01:27:50.580 Do you understand me? 1.00

01:27:51.840 Yes, sir.

01:27:52.860 Okay.

01:27:53.380 I didn't touch those footballs.

01:27:55.120 That will give you a part of it.

01:27:57.000 Yeah.

01:27:58.700 There was a lady working here who has all this stuff. 1.00

01:28:02.920 I'm telling you.

01:28:03.840 There's a lady that... 1.00

01:28:04.600 Hey, buddy.

01:28:05.660 If you were...

01:28:06.640 I didn't call you a liar, buddy. 0.99

01:28:07.760 If you're a liar, buddy, that's not cool.

01:28:09.040 Because if she didn't do it, she didn't do it. 0.94

01:28:10.800 She did it, though.

01:28:11.860 Who is she? 0.99

01:28:13.500 All right.

01:28:14.540 This is another one of those where I don't really like it that much.

01:28:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:17.200 Because he's fucking with a normal guy. 1.00

01:28:18.420 And he's a fucking... 1.00

01:28:19.940 He should be deported. 1.00

01:28:21.160 Yeah.

01:28:21.560 He should probably be deported. 0.97

01:28:22.380 Or his mom.

01:28:23.100 But I like what they say, ma'am.

01:28:25.000 I'm trying to de-escalate.

01:28:26.260 He goes, who are you?

01:28:27.000 What are you talking about?

01:28:29.080 All right.

01:28:29.620 Next, this guy's teeing off. 1.00

01:28:37.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:28:37.620 You okay? 1.00

01:28:38.880 That's a one in a million hitting the tee marker.

01:28:41.060 That's tough.

01:28:41.980 It's real bad golf.

01:28:43.040 Bad golf.

01:28:43.740 Next, this guy does a prank in the golf place.

01:28:49.100 Doing a lot of pranks.

01:28:50.240 I don't think this qualifies.

01:28:52.000 Hey, Drew.

01:28:54.900 I just finished up.

01:28:55.700 I'm just wondering what the course record is.

01:28:59.340 I believe it's a 62, sir.

01:29:02.060 Okay.

01:29:02.460 That's good to know.

01:29:02.960 I shot 127.

01:29:06.420 That's funny, right?

01:29:07.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:08.800 All right.

01:29:09.220 Next, this guy works at an old people home, and he's a singer.

01:29:13.200 And I think he likes his life.

01:29:15.720 Return to sender.

01:29:19.200 Return to sender.

01:29:22.680 I gave a letter to the postman.

01:29:26.160 He put it in his app.

01:29:30.420 Friday, early next morning, he brought my letter back.

01:29:36.120 She wrote upon it.

01:29:37.680 Return to sender.

01:29:39.880 A dress unknown.

01:29:43.900 All right.

01:29:44.380 That's fun.

01:29:45.580 Okay.

01:29:46.260 You like that?

01:29:47.340 Not really.

01:29:48.120 He has a, he, I don't know. 0.91

01:29:50.280 Reminds me of some, uh, a miserable old folks home. 1.00

01:29:54.180 Yeah. 0.93

01:29:54.780 Don't like that.

01:29:55.520 And also, that guy wants to be a singer, and I think he's getting complacent.

01:29:59.920 Yeah.

01:30:00.420 He's happy with what he's doing, even though this wasn't his goal when he was a kid who wanted to be a singer.

01:30:06.200 Okay.

01:30:06.480 Yeah, yeah, I get that.

01:30:07.700 But not everybody can be selling out stadiums, right?

01:30:10.080 Somebody's got to send him to the old folks home. 1.00

01:30:11.640 So it's not.

01:30:12.340 There's honor in it.

01:30:13.740 It's no longer uplifting.

01:30:15.180 I'm crossing it off.

01:30:15.800 Okay.

01:30:16.260 Pass it off.

01:30:16.820 All right.

01:30:17.140 Mini Trump.

01:30:19.400 Americans celebrating my birthday.

01:30:21.320 Yeah.

01:30:23.320 I do this for you.

01:30:25.300 And we're going to make cake stands great again.

01:30:28.480 Yeah.

01:30:28.880 Yeah.

01:30:28.980 Yeah.

01:30:29.480 Yeah.

01:30:29.580 Yeah.

01:30:29.980 Yeah.

01:30:30.080 Yeah.

01:30:30.480 Yeah.

01:30:30.980 Yeah.

01:30:31.080 Yeah.

01:30:31.100 Yeah.

01:30:31.160 Yeah.

01:30:31.180 Yeah.

01:30:31.200 Yeah.

01:30:31.700 Yeah.

01:30:32.100 Yeah.

01:30:32.540 Yeah.

01:30:33.100 Yeah.

01:30:33.140 Yeah.

01:30:33.160 Yeah.

01:30:33.540 Yeah.

01:30:34.100 Yeah.

01:30:34.660 Yeah.

01:30:35.100 Yeah.

01:30:36.480 Mini Trump.

01:30:38.980 Mini Trump.

01:30:39.620 That's about his only market is frat parties.

01:30:41.740 That's pretty good.

01:30:42.580 500 a pop.

01:30:43.740 Yeah.

01:30:44.360 That's good business.

01:30:45.360 Yeah.

01:30:45.660 That is good business.

01:30:45.840 But there's also a.

01:30:47.200 I live near seven colleges.

01:30:48.680 Mini Trump.

01:30:49.300 Yeah.

01:30:49.820 But you can go on tour, but there's a sunset to it.

01:30:52.380 2028.

01:30:53.320 Yeah.

01:30:54.060 All right.

01:30:54.440 Next.

01:30:54.840 This is Americana, but it's not the pure Americana clip of the week.

01:30:58.880 This guy.

01:31:00.300 I don't know.

01:31:01.020 They're pranking him, but it's funny.

01:31:02.380 That's what that lady up there at the Y, that girl, she said, you really need to tell

01:31:09.580 your friend he needs to slow down his drinking. 1.00

01:31:12.940 Fuck that. 1.00

01:31:13.840 That little fat bitch. 1.00

01:31:15.360 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:16.180 Fuck that ugly. 1.00

01:31:19.260 She said he comes in here and he at least spends $500 on lottery tickets and beer. 1.00

01:31:24.920 Oh, that's a budget.

01:31:27.640 Like I got $500.

01:31:29.720 Well, she says he buys 25.

01:31:31.960 Or she said he buys five $20 tickets a day in lottery. 1.00

01:31:37.400 She's full of shit. 1.00

01:31:39.280 You don't bother that? 1.00

01:31:40.440 No.

01:31:41.300 Oh. 0.99

01:31:42.160 And the second off, ain't none of her fucking business. 0.99

01:31:45.740 All right. 0.99

01:31:46.480 We get it.

01:31:47.140 It's just funny. 1.00

01:31:47.880 Hey, that little bitch. 1.00

01:31:49.460 No. 1.00

01:31:49.980 That's Americana.

01:31:50.300 Certain type of guy.

01:31:50.820 Dying breed.

01:31:51.520 Yeah, it is a dying breed.

01:31:52.720 Next, we have some country kids who are built different.

01:31:56.660 Come here.

01:31:58.620 What do you got?

01:32:00.760 You a wild animal? 0.86

01:32:02.660 Hey, stop.

01:32:04.220 Quit dragging them.

01:32:05.480 Hold on for a second.

01:32:07.120 What do you got there, kid?

01:32:09.660 You got snakes?

01:32:12.040 Cool.

01:32:15.360 Hey, hey, quit dragging them.

01:32:18.360 That's pretty nice.

01:32:19.580 Yeah.

01:32:19.840 Little kids aren't scared.

01:32:21.320 Yeah.

01:32:21.540 And our final clip of Uplifting Gold, our Pure Americana Clip of the Week, is Diggerland

01:32:28.640 USA.

01:32:29.940 Diggerland? 1.00

01:32:30.780 Juggers?

01:32:31.840 We're getting close this epi.

01:32:33.500 Welcome to Diggerland USA, the only construction-themed water park and park in the U.S.

01:32:37.980 Come on tour to all the dry rides.

01:32:39.800 This is one of the most unique carousels called the Digger Round.

01:32:42.700 This is our Spin Disney.

01:32:44.120 This is a full-size excavator that spins around in both directions.

01:32:46.920 This is our Big Diggers.

01:32:48.680 You can operate a real excavator without your digging dreams.

01:32:52.000 When you come to Diggerland USA, you can operate a real dumper truck.

01:32:55.140 This is a fun event for all families.

01:32:57.420 On these excavators, you can play interactive games with ducks and bowling.

01:33:02.720 This is the Grease Beast, where you can feel what it's like to be dumped out of the dump

01:33:06.060 truck.

01:33:06.820 These are our farm tractors.

01:33:08.640 Feel what it's like to drive a real farm tractor.

01:33:11.360 This is our ground truck.

01:33:11.960 All right, we get it.

01:33:12.860 Yeah.

01:33:13.300 That's Americana, though.

01:33:14.760 A construction-themed park.

01:33:19.420 Yeah.

01:33:19.960 There you go.

01:33:20.980 I think that seems expensive.

01:33:22.600 Giant excavators just to do a little swing around.

01:33:25.400 That's like a, what, quarter-million-dollar machine.

01:33:27.960 Yeah. 0.97

01:33:28.400 You're just doing fuck-around stuff with the family. 0.91

01:33:30.640 They all look pretty new. 0.96

01:33:32.020 Okay.

01:33:32.840 All right.

01:33:33.420 Well, that's the end of Uplifting Gold.

01:33:35.080 We do have a special announcement for Justin.

01:33:38.220 Okay.

01:33:38.960 Justin, this is a special announcement for you.

01:33:42.540 Your wife, Lane, and your daughter, Fia Jean, want you to know that there's another baby

01:33:50.040 on the way.

01:33:50.840 Congratulations.

01:33:51.980 Congratulations, Justin.

01:33:53.360 Your wife's pregnant. 1.00

01:33:54.460 Your wife's pregnant. 1.00

01:33:55.540 That's the first of its kind announcement.

01:33:57.600 You're the father.

01:33:58.380 You're the recipient.

01:33:59.320 Justin, you are the father.

01:34:00.600 Yes.

01:34:00.840 It's not Jerry Springer or whatever, Mari.

01:34:03.820 So, congratulations to you guys, and thank you to Lane for letting us break the news.

01:34:09.440 Honored to be a part of it.

01:34:10.440 Honored to be a part of it as well.

01:34:12.400 That is the end of the episode.

01:34:14.520 Thank you guys for watching.

01:34:15.780 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:34:17.720 FluckusTalks.com for 30-minute bonus land dropping right now as well.

01:34:22.200 Have a nice week.

01:34:23.060 We'll see you on Friday.

01:34:24.720 We'll be right back.

01:34:54.720 We'll be right back.

01:35:24.720 We'll be right back.

01:35:54.720 We'll be right back.

01:36:24.720 We'll be right back.

01:36:54.700 We'll be right back.

01:37:24.680 We'll be right back.

01:37:54.660 We'll be right back.

01:38:24.660 We'll be right back.

01:38:54.660 We'll be right back.

01:39:24.640 You watched all the way through to the last second.

01:39:28.800 You must be a Bonusland member if you like the show so much.

01:39:31.360 You watched all the way to the end, right?

01:39:32.680 You must be a Bonusland member.

01:39:34.040 No?

01:39:34.740 No.

01:39:35.480 Oh.

01:39:36.360 Okay.

01:39:36.720 Well, thanks.

01:39:38.100 Well, thanks.

01:39:39.960 Well, thanks.

01:39:43.960 Well, thanks, I'll see you next time.

01:39:53.180 I'll see you next time.

01:39:55.260 I'll see you next time.

01:39:56.180 I'll see you next time.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 24, 2025

NEW REALTOR SCAM JUST DROPPED

Episode Stats

Summary

Transcript