Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 24, 2025


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Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 39 minutes

Words per Minute

171.7207

Word Count

17,164

Sentence Count

2,045

Misogynist Sentences

55

Hate Speech Sentences

108


Summary

Today on the show, we strike Iran and they kind of struck back. Then we show you some before and afters of towns when ice comes through. And last but not least, in Urban Decay, there s a new crime called Jugging. And we tell you who these horrible juggers are. All this and more on today s episode of Fleck of Socks.


Transcript

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00:00:46.180 Welcome back to Fleck of Socks, a podcast episode 272.
00:00:50.300 Today on the show, we struck Iran and they kind of struck back.
00:00:55.020 We're going to tell you what happened there.
00:00:56.840 Then we show you some before and afters of towns when ice comes through.
00:01:01.500 It's pretty interesting stuff.
00:01:03.320 Then in Cringe of the Week, robots are racist because they're white.
00:01:06.860 We'll explain that.
00:01:08.180 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, there's a new crime called jugging.
00:01:13.020 And we're going to tell you who these horrible juggers are.
00:01:16.420 All this and more is Fleck of Socks, a podcast episode 272, ranked the best news podcast of all time.
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00:03:49.660 Why?
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00:04:02.940 All right.
00:04:03.520 We have a lot to get to.
00:04:04.640 The Iran stuff.
00:04:05.860 Yeah.
00:04:06.120 We were kind of hoping it wasn't going to happen.
00:04:09.220 The neocons got what they wanted.
00:04:10.880 The neocons got what they wanted.
00:04:12.720 Thank you, Haley, Ben Shapiro, Mark Levin.
00:04:14.720 Dave Rubin.
00:04:15.320 Dave Rubin.
00:04:16.360 Dave Rubin's bricked.
00:04:18.080 Dave Rubin went, oh!
00:04:19.500 And then that was just from his husband.
00:04:21.260 Yeah, that's so true.
00:04:22.540 And then the Iran strikes happened.
00:04:24.540 So it's very disappointing.
00:04:26.400 It was sad to see.
00:04:27.420 It's a distraction.
00:04:28.880 But also at the same time, it's not as bad as we thought.
00:04:32.220 It's mostly over.
00:04:33.560 It's mostly over.
00:04:35.040 It doesn't seem like another war.
00:04:36.460 And we're going to go right into it because that is the story of the last few weeks.
00:04:40.780 And we're not going to slow play it.
00:04:44.000 We're just going to get right into it.
00:04:45.160 Can you read the strike thing and then the reply?
00:04:48.200 Yeah, so everybody knows we bunker busted them.
00:04:50.600 We busted their bunkers.
00:04:52.140 And then Iran struck back.
00:04:54.400 I say Iran still because I'm just an American.
00:04:56.900 I'm not doing the Kiev-Kiev thing.
00:04:58.580 What are you supposed to say?
00:04:59.800 Iran.
00:05:00.500 You're supposed to have it with Iran.
00:05:02.280 I don't talk like that.
00:05:03.360 Yeah, I don't speak like that either.
00:05:04.560 So I just want to let you guys know we know about that.
00:05:07.160 We choose not to.
00:05:08.280 Iran like I'm George Bush.
00:05:09.940 Iran, Kiev, Qatar.
00:05:12.860 Barcelona.
00:05:13.880 Yeah.
00:05:14.460 It's easy.
00:05:15.320 I'm not changing from 90s America.
00:05:17.080 So breaking six Iranian missiles launched at America's Al-Udeid Air Base in Qatar per Axios.
00:05:24.900 Qatar is another one.
00:05:26.080 Qatar.
00:05:26.580 They try to change that to Qatar.
00:05:28.540 Qatar.
00:05:28.960 Not doing that.
00:05:29.780 So yeah, this is kind of following the Soleimani playbook when we airstruck Soleimani, an Iranian
00:05:37.980 general that we didn't like, where they kind of do a retaliatory strike, but they kind of
00:05:44.280 go, hey, we're about to strike and they're not really going to hit anything.
00:05:47.760 Just for show.
00:05:48.680 And they warned us beforehand as well.
00:05:50.840 So I appreciate that.
00:05:52.160 And they're ready to negotiate now.
00:05:53.600 That's pretty respectful.
00:05:55.360 You get bunker busted and you go, hey, we got to do something for the people.
00:05:58.900 That's pretty respectful, honestly.
00:06:00.700 Yeah.
00:06:00.960 I appreciate it.
00:06:01.820 Yeah.
00:06:01.980 Can you read that context?
00:06:03.240 Yeah.
00:06:03.400 Iran gave advance notice of the attack on the U.S.
00:06:05.680 airbase in Qatar to minimize casualties per New York Times.
00:06:09.300 This was the outcome I've been saying was most likely to occur as it allows Iran to save face
00:06:15.260 and allow an off ramp for both sides.
00:06:17.100 And yeah, that's what they did with Soleimani.
00:06:18.560 That was in January 2020.
00:06:20.320 Trump did the same thing, a unilateral strike that took out a general and they launched some
00:06:27.160 missiles at an Air Force base that we had in Iraq.
00:06:30.880 And this time they did Qatar.
00:06:32.720 And hopefully tensions are declining.
00:06:34.960 Yep.
00:06:35.240 No one died.
00:06:36.080 So it seems like no big deal.
00:06:38.660 Hopefully that's the end of it.
00:06:40.640 The CIA did have a warning, though.
00:06:43.440 Former CIA hacker warns that the U.S. will likely face a massive cyber attack from Iran,
00:06:48.320 within the next 30 days.
00:06:49.920 So that's not great.
00:06:51.500 Yeah.
00:06:51.980 And then we're also hearing about like sleeper cell activations.
00:06:55.920 That's the difference because we're talking about 2020.
00:06:59.080 And what happened between that time and then this time, four years of Joe Biden letting
00:07:04.340 anybody who wanted to come across the border.
00:07:06.240 Yeah.
00:07:06.500 So there is a threat of sleeper cells.
00:07:08.380 And then also if the sleeper cells do get activated and start doing attacks, there might
00:07:12.840 be a call for like mass surveillance.
00:07:15.260 And we can use Palantir to identify everyone so we can get the terrorists out and we can
00:07:20.220 use it to get the illegals out.
00:07:21.580 And now you have this world where like the right wing is calling for a surveillance state,
00:07:26.560 which is not in anyone's best interest when it comes to your riots.
00:07:29.940 Yeah.
00:07:30.340 Yeah.
00:07:30.500 You're right.
00:07:30.980 And, you know, for those lone wolf attacks, you got to know your area, right?
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00:08:55.440 Random places like that where there's a high Muslim population.
00:08:58.740 That's a good point.
00:08:59.460 Head on a swivel.
00:09:00.320 Head on a swivel.
00:09:01.260 And then here's how they explained it on Fox News, the original attack that we did.
00:09:05.740 It made it seem like it's a movie.
00:09:08.080 Yeah.
00:09:08.340 So what we're looking at here is we're being told this is, I think,
00:09:10.720 anywhere from just shot of 200 to 300 feet in depth.
00:09:13.580 There are all kinds of reports out there of 1,000 foot,
00:09:15.860 but I think that's more propaganda.
00:09:17.200 So what you end up doing is if you saw the movie, the latest Top Gun movie,
00:09:22.320 eerily enough, this is that plot kind of coming to fruition in real life.
00:09:26.360 It's not just one bomb.
00:09:27.720 It'll be a bomb after a bomb to get through that penetration.
00:09:30.820 And just lastly.
00:09:31.820 Oh, it's like a movie.
00:09:32.760 It's like Top Gun, that summer box office hit from last year.
00:09:35.880 That you guys all saw.
00:09:37.020 It's exactly like Top Gun.
00:09:38.140 That they released right before doing it.
00:09:40.160 Yeah.
00:09:40.600 Dave Rubin likes that.
00:09:41.760 Well, and you know what?
00:09:42.960 That's what shit's based on, right?
00:09:44.680 You know, Tom Cruise does his research.
00:09:46.260 He gets someone who knows a tentative plan for something.
00:09:49.160 Tom Cruise knows.
00:09:50.040 Thank you, Tom Cruise.
00:09:50.920 Yeah.
00:09:51.400 And then we have an explanation.
00:09:53.080 I saw this on Twitter.
00:09:53.940 Someone was explaining about the B-2 pilots and kind of what they do to pull something like this off.
00:09:59.640 And I thought it was pretty interesting.
00:10:00.960 I'm not for the war.
00:10:02.200 I'm not for regime change.
00:10:03.420 But this is kind of cool.
00:10:05.360 My buddy was a B-2 pilot.
00:10:06.800 He flew one of these extremely long missions several years ago.
00:10:09.880 The mission was two pilots, 36.3 hours of flight time, Missouri to Iraq and back to Missouri.
00:10:15.160 The mission required five air refuelings, taking on over 500,000 pounds of gas total.
00:10:22.040 These pilots are legends.
00:10:23.580 So that is pretty cool.
00:10:24.520 What about pissing?
00:10:25.980 Pissing a bucket.
00:10:27.200 Like a trucker.
00:10:28.100 Pissing a gallon.
00:10:29.000 You have that spaceship billion dollar plane.
00:10:31.580 Two billion.
00:10:32.240 And then they go, oh, if you need to piss, just piss in a bucket.
00:10:35.120 Yeah.
00:10:35.540 So obviously, yeah, they piss in a bucket.
00:10:37.880 There was a microwave, apparently.
00:10:40.120 And so that's the thing.
00:10:42.740 You know, we didn't want to get involved at all.
00:10:45.100 We don't want Nikki Haley types, neocons to be like, ha ha, we did it.
00:10:50.060 We have domestic problems.
00:10:51.920 But you have to just, you have to like look at it, the cool parts of the mission.
00:10:58.260 Obviously, it's a sick op, right?
00:11:00.800 But so you're like, oh, I don't want to be involved.
00:11:02.900 But tell me again how they did it.
00:11:04.240 Refueled five times.
00:11:05.240 Like, ah, it's pretty sick.
00:11:06.540 Took off from the continental US.
00:11:09.140 And I think the first time we ever did that, it was with B-52 bombers during Operation Desert Storm.
00:11:14.620 They took off from somewhere in Louisiana and went all the way to like Kuwait or Iraq, wherever they struck first.
00:11:20.000 It's cool stuff.
00:11:20.680 Cool shit.
00:11:21.420 Yeah.
00:11:21.660 And the B-2 is obviously a marvel.
00:11:24.060 And the whole time, like Iran never knew we were there.
00:11:28.140 We just bunker busted them.
00:11:29.220 Yeah, we entered the airspace.
00:11:31.020 No one, there was no shots on our plane.
00:11:32.860 We dominated everybody.
00:11:33.780 It's pretty fucking sick.
00:11:34.820 And, you know, I hate it, but it's pretty fucking sick, you know?
00:11:38.280 Yeah.
00:11:38.580 And then obviously when it comes to war and there's tensions, you kind of remember where you were when you found out.
00:11:45.140 Like a 9-11, I remember where I was when I found out it happened.
00:11:48.920 A little different this time when I found out we struck Iran.
00:11:51.740 This is where I was.
00:11:53.020 Iran's nuclear program.
00:11:54.320 And I think the president took decisive action to destroy that program last night.
00:11:58.100 Congressman Jim Himes.
00:11:59.220 Connecticut, the top Democrat of the House of Intelligence, Connecticut.
00:12:01.960 Bottom line.
00:12:02.500 So that's how I found out.
00:12:03.820 On the frogmouth Chatterpal radio.
00:12:06.340 Yeah.
00:12:06.780 Makes sense.
00:12:08.180 All right.
00:12:08.980 Jokes aside.
00:12:09.900 Okay.
00:12:10.780 Yeah.
00:12:11.140 We're not really taking this seriously.
00:12:12.500 I mean, some people are very pissed and we're going to kind of get to that.
00:12:14.700 And we're pissed too.
00:12:15.680 Yeah.
00:12:16.100 We're going to get to that in a little bit.
00:12:17.900 But we can't have Trump's second term get fucked and bogged down by this.
00:12:23.540 Sure.
00:12:23.960 Because then they can just kind of waste time.
00:12:26.500 If we don't get any deportations, the economy doesn't get on the right track.
00:12:29.640 They can waste the rest of Trump's time.
00:12:31.720 Democrats get back in power.
00:12:34.060 And then we get put into a gulag.
00:12:36.920 And then Ron DeSantis doesn't defend me and get me out of the gulag because I made fun
00:12:41.800 of his height boots.
00:12:43.380 And I made that picture of Rob DeSantis, which is Rob Smith and Ron DeSantis put together.
00:12:49.020 Yeah.
00:12:49.140 And then he doesn't defend me and I'm put in the gulag and I'm going to die in a few
00:12:52.680 years.
00:12:53.240 Absolutely.
00:12:53.800 So that's what I don't want to happen.
00:12:55.840 And then in New York, now that we did this attack, people are protesting and waving the
00:13:01.000 Iranian flag, as you can see in the background here.
00:13:03.820 There's a lot of protesters not happy.
00:13:06.100 But I thought it was pretty interesting because New Yorkers protesting have waved the Ukraine
00:13:11.860 flag, the Palestinian flag, the Mexican flag, and now it's Iran.
00:13:17.100 And Palestine, Mexico, Iran, that's all in a span of like three and a half weeks, right?
00:13:22.860 The flag business is booming.
00:13:25.560 And so that's part of the reason we're sensitive to the side on the right who really didn't
00:13:31.200 want to intervene at all.
00:13:32.500 It feels like we're too tied in with Israel and Israeli interests and too many dual loyalty
00:13:36.760 Americans are celebrating this so much because they got what they wanted and America did exactly
00:13:43.020 what they wanted them to.
00:13:43.920 And a huge part of this rising tension is the domestic situation.
00:13:49.320 We have all these fucking random foreigners in our country.
00:13:53.420 It's more expensive to buy a house than ever.
00:13:57.040 Inflation kind of took away our purchasing power, money printing, inflation, which both
00:14:01.340 parties were responsible for.
00:14:02.740 Yeah, 50 million illegals.
00:14:03.640 The money's gone.
00:14:04.420 You can't buy a house.
00:14:05.300 That's an easy three.
00:14:06.380 It's just not the fucking time to be doing this.
00:14:08.860 And I think we're getting away with it relatively easy after that Iran response.
00:14:14.660 But man, you're gambling with it.
00:14:17.300 And you know, people are going to talk shit, Russia, China, America, Iran, Israel.
00:14:22.280 They're all going to say their little piece.
00:14:24.500 But man, the American appetite for this type of intervention, especially on the right, is
00:14:29.480 just at an all time low.
00:14:30.620 And especially with the older generation starting to go and the younger come up generation,
00:14:37.980 not very, nobody has a positive view on intervention.
00:14:41.540 So definitely not.
00:14:42.980 And then I saw on Comedy Central, John Leibovitz, otherwise known as Jon Stewart, had this to
00:14:49.200 say.
00:14:49.520 He was trying to make a point and make it seem like the right's being hypocritical.
00:14:53.220 But he actually says something we're OK with.
00:14:55.520 Perhaps the reason why the president is being cagey about all this is because not all of
00:15:01.740 the MAGA are embracing Netanyahu's bomb fetishes.
00:15:07.000 We cannot be dragged into, inexorably dragged into a war in the Middle East.
00:15:12.800 We put America first, and that means American interests first.
00:15:17.460 Our MAGA base, they do not want the United States to be engaged in this.
00:15:21.140 I don't know anyone that wakes up and thinks about bombing Iran.
00:15:27.600 She doesn't know anyone who wakes up and thinks about bombing Iran.
00:15:31.260 I got to tell you, I don't think she knows anyone who wakes up and thinks.
00:15:37.060 But credit...
00:15:39.360 They enjoyed that.
00:15:42.880 But you know what?
00:15:43.680 I'm going to say this.
00:15:44.520 This may surprise some people.
00:15:45.800 Credit where credit is due.
00:15:46.720 I certainly have tremendous policy and, in some instances, space laser differences
00:15:53.120 with these folks.
00:15:55.280 But I applaud any group that is steadfast in a diplomacy-first posture.
00:16:01.200 The only problem with their posture that I see with it is their reluctance to commit America's
00:16:08.260 military to fighting drawn-out and often pointless wars doesn't seem to extend to America.
00:16:15.300 President Trump should fully deploy the military in the streets.
00:16:18.460 Take back the streets of LA.
00:16:19.960 Do it and do it fast.
00:16:21.680 Huh?
00:16:23.580 Doesn't want to be in Iran.
00:16:24.780 So he makes fun of us for wanting to use the military in our own homeland when we have
00:16:29.360 all of these foreign nationals here and all these issues.
00:16:32.460 50 million, probably.
00:16:33.780 And he's trying to make it like it's a joke and, oh, we should be using, what, the military
00:16:38.520 over East in the Middle East in these endless wars instead?
00:16:41.560 I guess.
00:16:42.140 I don't really know what his opinion is there, other than making fun of Marjorie Taylor Greene
00:16:45.600 a little bit and taking a layup joke.
00:16:48.200 I would think he was better than that.
00:16:49.440 She doesn't think at all.
00:16:50.600 And the crowd goes wild.
00:16:52.700 Hold for applause, dude.
00:16:54.060 The crowd goes wild.
00:16:56.200 So it's interesting to see him make fun of us for wanting to use our military to defend
00:17:01.900 our homeland instead of 10 years in Iraq or whatever.
00:17:05.740 Yeah, 7,000 mile away wars.
00:17:07.560 That's very weird.
00:17:09.100 Very weird.
00:17:09.800 And he's come a long way.
00:17:12.060 Like, he's been doing this for years.
00:17:13.620 And now he's basically on the side of the establishment.
00:17:16.500 It's pretty embarrassing for him.
00:17:17.800 Yeah.
00:17:18.180 They drag him out.
00:17:19.600 And then Tammy Bruce.
00:17:21.220 I don't know what this was in relation to or what the context is here.
00:17:24.960 This is just a quote from her I didn't like.
00:17:26.500 The pride of being able to be here and do work that facilitates making things better for people
00:17:33.780 and in the greatest country on earth, next to Israel, it is.
00:17:39.600 All right.
00:17:39.680 Next to Israel?
00:17:40.760 What are you talking about?
00:17:41.980 There's all this reverence for Israel.
00:17:43.320 And then people say, whoa, it's the only country in the Middle East where there's a pride parade.
00:17:46.920 I don't care about that.
00:17:48.900 I fucking hate that.
00:17:50.160 Gay guys in Tel Aviv, that's your selling point?
00:17:52.900 They're sucking each other?
00:17:53.900 That's what Dave Rubin likes?
00:17:55.380 Dave Rubin's a big supporter.
00:17:57.200 But that's the thing where they go, oh, it's the only, like, Western-style place where gay people are accepted in the Middle East.
00:18:02.140 It's like, I don't care about the Middle East at all.
00:18:03.580 And then to prop that up, which is so unnatural, to have a pride parade group that's happy with pride in the Middle East in this one little pocket,
00:18:14.100 and then everywhere else hates it, doesn't it seem like kind of an uphill battle to keep that country going?
00:18:19.200 Yeah, it sounds expensive.
00:18:20.340 It sounds expensive to keep the hordes out.
00:18:23.820 And to be fair, I don't think she was saying after Israel as in next to Israel.
00:18:28.680 I think she was just saying alongside Israel, but you really got to look for those type of quotes to not be misinterpreted.
00:18:35.480 That's a good point.
00:18:36.560 I don't want to just be – I just don't want to just slaughter people.
00:18:39.380 That went viral.
00:18:40.360 Yeah.
00:18:40.780 But I think it was a misspeak more than it was next to Israel.
00:18:43.820 You'll never catch me with a misspeak like that.
00:18:46.080 That's true.
00:18:46.880 That's true.
00:18:47.560 I don't even get close to that sentence.
00:18:48.940 That's extremely true.
00:18:50.120 All right.
00:18:50.520 And then when it comes to Iran, hopefully, like we said, we're not in this full-blown war.
00:18:55.300 But we might be eventually because this has been in the works for decades.
00:19:00.540 Listen to what this guy says.
00:19:01.820 This was I think over 20 years ago.
00:19:04.620 He said this is a memo that describes how we're going to take out seven countries in five years,
00:19:10.820 starting with Iraq and then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and finishing off Iran.
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00:20:33.140 About 10 days after 9-11, I went through the Pentagon, and one of the generals called me in.
00:20:36.900 He said, sir, you got to come in.
00:20:38.740 You got to come in and talk to me a second.
00:20:40.280 I said, well, you're too busy.
00:20:41.180 He said, no, no.
00:20:42.200 He says, we've made the decision.
00:20:45.220 We're going to war with Iraq.
00:20:47.320 This was on or about the 20th of September.
00:20:50.160 I said, we're going to war with Iraq.
00:20:51.880 Why?
00:20:52.220 He said, I don't know.
00:20:57.080 He said, I guess they don't.
00:20:58.340 There you go.
00:20:59.060 So they have this list of the seven countries, and we've gone through every one except for Iran.
00:21:04.420 Well, Somalia.
00:21:05.640 Well, I guess we were in Somalia pretty hard.
00:21:08.360 So what comes next?
00:21:10.060 I don't know.
00:21:10.900 Hopefully it happens after Trump's term.
00:21:13.520 Yeah.
00:21:13.980 Can't be sure, though.
00:21:15.480 Yeah, there's a lot of people.
00:21:16.260 And that's the point of not giving the neocons or the warmongers a win.
00:21:19.840 And it's like these people have had like a straight line on what they want to do and what their vision for it should be.
00:21:25.180 And you give an inch to them, and they'll try to take more.
00:21:27.960 Very true.
00:21:28.980 But the good news is when times like this happen and there's strifes and military presences and people battling,
00:21:36.440 patriotic Americans do step up like this next young man.
00:21:40.620 Trump is saying he's driving everyone.
00:21:42.920 Every guy in the Army.
00:21:43.940 And if I get drafted, I want to let everybody know I will be a good soldier like my grandfather was.
00:21:55.340 And if I get and I have to serve our country and our United States.
00:22:01.960 All right.
00:22:03.320 I appreciate that.
00:22:04.440 Thanks.
00:22:04.880 Thank you for your future service.
00:22:06.300 Future hypothetical service, brother.
00:22:07.960 And I think there's a lot of people who fall into this category.
00:22:11.200 What category is that?
00:22:12.280 Well, people who are like kind of cooked, but their grandfather served in the military.
00:22:16.220 Oh, yeah.
00:22:18.220 At least he's a patriotic American and not Somali.
00:22:22.200 Yeah.
00:22:22.440 This guy wouldn't steal from you.
00:22:23.800 He wouldn't scam the welfare system or anything like that.
00:22:26.500 No, he doesn't take welfare.
00:22:27.940 He might be dumb.
00:22:28.720 Might be kind of a mouth breather.
00:22:30.440 But he won't steal off your porch.
00:22:32.280 Your Amazon packages are safe.
00:22:33.640 He won't steal your Amazon packages.
00:22:35.280 Yeah.
00:22:35.660 But so Israel, Iran, not what we wanted.
00:22:38.160 Not great.
00:22:38.860 We have so much more to do domestically, guys.
00:22:42.080 And that's part of the overarching theme.
00:22:44.940 Like Trump in 2020 got away with Soleimani, threw up the American flag.
00:22:48.780 Yeah, cool.
00:22:49.420 It was kind of a different environment that is my main takeaway.
00:22:52.760 And then also the elevated, you know, the way we're intertwined with Israel on this op doesn't sit right with a lot of people.
00:23:01.260 It feels like we're being dog walked into it instead of leading it.
00:23:05.140 And, you know, it's a whole different landscape.
00:23:09.040 And we got our own issues.
00:23:10.400 We definitely do.
00:23:11.700 Well, that's the end of our Iran-Israel update.
00:23:14.400 We do have another update.
00:23:15.700 We kind of mentioned this last episode.
00:23:17.400 The Carmelo Anthony Austin Metcalf footage was released to media, not to the public.
00:23:23.840 We haven't seen it.
00:23:25.100 But I thought this was interesting.
00:23:26.540 They let the Daily Mail look at it.
00:23:28.340 Yeah, however, the footage reviewed by the Daily Mail at the Frisco Independent School District's headquarters shows no obvious physical confrontation between the two prior to the stabbing.
00:23:39.860 The Daily Mail did not detect anything that indicated chaos was about to ensue.
00:23:45.260 Strict guidelines were enforced for viewing the footage.
00:23:48.560 Reporters were only permitted to take handwritten notes and were barred from capturing or republishing stills or clips.
00:23:55.240 So they had a weird little media come watch the tape thing, but you can't show it or share it anywhere.
00:24:02.420 And then the tape doesn't show any confrontation or escalation to violence.
00:24:07.820 It just shows the attack.
00:24:09.640 It doesn't show the attack itself, but it shows the reaction to it.
00:24:12.040 Yeah.
00:24:12.360 And basically made it seem like it came out of nowhere.
00:24:15.000 So I'm sure the media will be quick to correct the record and apologize and get that new story out there.
00:24:20.600 Maybe the GoFundMe will return the money.
00:24:22.840 No, no.
00:24:23.840 That's all gone.
00:24:25.140 I have a feeling it's all gone.
00:24:27.260 But at least we know this and we know that it wasn't what the other side said it was.
00:24:34.360 Yeah.
00:24:34.700 So when he gets charged for murder and put in jail, hopefully there's not any social unrest because he just killed somebody and it wasn't any sort of self-defense Tariq Nasheed thing.
00:24:45.900 One wrong Tariq Nasheed type juror, though, and he's not getting convicted.
00:24:49.640 It's a mistrial.
00:24:50.600 Yep.
00:24:50.880 All right.
00:24:51.380 That's the sad part.
00:24:52.000 Our next story is a quick story.
00:24:54.360 Have you ever seen anything like that where the media can come and look and then report to the masses and it's like such a sensitive video to like national security?
00:25:02.420 The Daily Mail.
00:25:03.400 Yeah.
00:25:03.680 And then you pick the Daily Mail.
00:25:05.360 They write about like London pensioner plucked seagull out of the air.
00:25:09.840 Yeah.
00:25:10.140 You know, that's crazy.
00:25:11.620 They gave them access.
00:25:12.560 I would have gone and watched.
00:25:14.400 All right.
00:25:14.900 We had an active shooter over the weekend at a Michigan church.
00:25:18.080 He was taken down by a security guard.
00:25:20.340 We have the footage here.
00:25:21.340 It doesn't really show anything.
00:25:22.400 It just kind of shows a little bit of noises and everyone reacting and running out.
00:25:28.280 Just remember, guys, it is pepper spray season, but it's also gun season.
00:25:33.720 It's always been.
00:25:34.720 It's always gun time.
00:25:36.380 Don't get it confused.
00:25:37.680 Pepper spray de-escalates with the urban people and street rats, but you should have guns on you as well.
00:25:45.200 Yeah.
00:25:45.880 Just a little PSA.
00:25:47.200 For sure.
00:25:47.740 All right.
00:25:47.940 Speaking of active shooters, the new James Bond is going to be this black guy.
00:25:52.800 Aaron Pierre has now tipped his favorite to be the next James Bond, and there he is.
00:25:57.640 He's really a nobody actor.
00:26:00.500 Yeah.
00:26:00.920 He was in that M. Night Shyamalan movie where everybody got old really quick.
00:26:03.660 You remember that one?
00:26:04.380 Oh, yeah.
00:26:05.020 Old.
00:26:05.640 Yeah.
00:26:06.100 Old.
00:26:06.440 What was it called?
00:26:07.600 Old?
00:26:08.180 Yeah.
00:26:08.620 He's like the old people from that movie.
00:26:10.160 Yeah.
00:26:10.640 Old.
00:26:11.800 Yeah.
00:26:12.360 And he's going to drive a Hellcat in this one.
00:26:15.120 He's going to hold the gun like this.
00:26:16.760 Blah, blah, blah.
00:26:17.360 Let that thing talk.
00:26:18.340 Let the thing talk.
00:26:19.260 The dialogue might suffer a little bit.
00:26:21.460 Shake it, not stirred.
00:26:22.600 Shake it, not stirred.
00:26:23.720 Shake it, not stirred.
00:26:24.680 Yep.
00:26:26.260 Somebody said malt liquor.
00:26:27.880 Stolen, not purchased.
00:26:29.240 Yeah.
00:26:29.720 And then the low-hanging fruit is, you know, Bond.
00:26:33.100 Out on Bond.
00:26:34.280 Ankle monitor as well.
00:26:35.580 Yeah.
00:26:36.900 And then James Bond.
00:26:38.640 High-class assassin.
00:26:40.000 Yeah.
00:26:40.540 British accent.
00:26:41.900 Charming.
00:26:42.720 Wears a tuxedo.
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00:27:59.440 Yeah.
00:27:59.840 Now, this guy, I don't know what's going to happen.
00:28:01.260 He could have been one of the bad guys.
00:28:02.660 He looks like a villain.
00:28:03.660 He could easily be a villain, yeah.
00:28:05.440 But I, and this is just so confusing to me.
00:28:07.900 They were floating Idris Elba for this for a long time.
00:28:10.860 It seems like the decision was made that we're going to go black on James Bond for a long time.
00:28:15.880 And they finally maybe found their man.
00:28:17.660 I would love to see it flop.
00:28:19.280 It's just such a weird thing to hijack.
00:28:21.720 It's the only thing we have left.
00:28:23.340 I know.
00:28:23.860 James Bond and Disney, old Disney movies.
00:28:26.360 And especially Englanders, you know, British people.
00:28:31.060 That's all they got.
00:28:32.000 You already, you're taking the country from them.
00:28:34.600 That's a good point.
00:28:35.540 You took the whole country and then you replaced their favorite character in their favorite movie series with the people you took the country with.
00:28:43.900 I know.
00:28:44.520 So it actually makes sense.
00:28:45.940 It's part of a system.
00:28:46.960 It's systematic.
00:28:47.960 That's ugly.
00:28:48.480 All right.
00:28:49.580 We are now moving on to our migrant section.
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00:30:48.740 We're in our migrant section, and I do have some good news to start off the migrant section.
00:30:53.540 I think illegals are going to be deported based on this new fake Benjamin Netanyahu quote.
00:30:58.960 The only way for Israel to defeat Iran is for the United States to deport 30 million illegals.
00:31:05.700 All right.
00:31:06.280 Thank you.
00:31:06.900 It's going to get done.
00:31:07.780 Thank you, BB.
00:31:08.820 Phew.
00:31:09.860 That feels good.
00:31:10.780 All right.
00:31:10.980 Let's get into our real migrant section.
00:31:12.840 The other day, Trump was talking about all the extra land we have in America.
00:31:17.080 Yeah.
00:31:17.280 There's been a big discussion about selling off some pieces of federal land, and Senator Mike
00:31:21.640 Lee is somehow involved in championing this bill and saying we should do it.
00:31:26.320 To give to illegals?
00:31:27.580 I think so.
00:31:28.180 I think that's the implication.
00:31:29.460 So I saw a tweet that kind of sums up my reaction to that.
00:31:33.060 Call me crazy, but instead of selling federal land to Globo Homo, why don't we just deport
00:31:37.420 50 million illegals, tax the shit out of remittances, end birthright citizenship for anchor babies,
00:31:42.220 and make it illegal for foreigners to own U.S. land?
00:31:44.960 You're welcome, America.
00:31:46.280 That would be better than selling our federal land to build migrant shelters.
00:31:50.920 I don't think it's time to be selling off.
00:31:52.640 And then you look at some of the numbers.
00:31:54.880 Oh, we'd get X billions for this.
00:31:57.060 And it's like, it's 0.01% of our yearly budget.
00:31:59.940 We shouldn't be selling off permanent birthright shit that we fought for, for just like a 1%
00:32:06.180 decrease.
00:32:07.300 That's not the way I'm running this thing, as long as there are illegals still here.
00:32:12.160 That's how I feel too, brother.
00:32:14.060 All right, let's get into our migrant section.
00:32:15.780 We have some interesting information about job growth.
00:32:19.460 Can you read that Zero Hedge tweet, please?
00:32:21.800 Yeah, two years ago, we first said that all job growth since COVID had gone to illegal aliens
00:32:26.600 and people got angry.
00:32:28.020 Well, and we covered this over the course of the show.
00:32:31.080 All the foreign born, all the job growth was driven by part-time work and foreign born workers.
00:32:36.340 So it was people getting like multiple jobs, multiple part-time jobs, and then all the
00:32:41.480 illegals getting real work.
00:32:43.220 And this is, I think, from a Bloomberg.
00:32:44.980 This is a Bloomberg terminal.
00:32:46.200 You would recognize that, right?
00:32:47.100 I do.
00:32:47.620 Bloomy?
00:32:48.140 Bloomer, yeah.
00:32:48.980 Bloomy?
00:32:49.960 I don't know what I call it, Bloomy, but yeah.
00:32:51.180 You never called it a little nickname?
00:32:53.160 All right.
00:32:53.840 And the headline says, employees terrified of ICE raids are failing to show up at work.
00:32:59.300 The U.S. labor landscape is being disrupted by high-profile workplace raids by immigration
00:33:03.500 agents, scaring off undocumented workers, and leaving employers unsure of how they'll manage
00:33:07.980 without them.
00:33:09.000 The economic fallout of the raids and deportations could be significant, with California potentially
00:33:13.400 losing $275 billion in economic output, and industries like construction and agriculture
00:33:20.200 are severely disrupted.
00:33:22.080 So a lot of the people were working jobs.
00:33:25.380 Yeah.
00:33:25.840 That's the big takeaway there.
00:33:27.540 And a lot of our tax dollars were spent on these people who were working jobs or just
00:33:33.160 living in hotels and living really well compared to normal Americans.
00:33:37.980 New York City inks $1 billion shelter contract with hotels to house 86,000 immigrants and
00:33:44.800 homeless, despite claims migrant crisis is easing.
00:33:47.420 So that's new.
00:33:48.320 Yeah.
00:33:48.480 This is New York City.
00:33:49.420 This is the Adams administration.
00:33:51.220 And a billion dollars to still pay for migrants.
00:33:55.800 And we should raid those.
00:33:57.840 Yeah.
00:33:58.220 We should raid those.
00:33:59.160 Seems like that's where they're at.
00:34:00.460 And then it also seems like a money laundering scheme still.
00:34:04.100 Yeah.
00:34:04.380 Like they want to give a handshake to the hotel people, consultants, whoever else.
00:34:09.640 So the money, the bleeding has not stopped locally at the state level.
00:34:14.500 You know, Trump is not a cure-all for this, but we can make them scared.
00:34:19.140 Yep.
00:34:19.340 And then Cernovich posted this.
00:34:22.460 Exclusive HHS spends $22 billion on grants for migrants, including cash for cars, home loans,
00:34:28.340 and startups.
00:34:29.520 This was looking backwards.
00:34:31.220 This is just like an expose on what was spent from 2020 to 2024.
00:34:36.740 And yeah, the Department of Health and Human Services ramped up grants for migrants, cash
00:34:42.580 assistance to buy cars, homes, and even build credit for businesses.
00:34:47.600 Couldn't we have used that?
00:34:48.980 Of course we could have used that.
00:34:50.660 Yeah.
00:34:50.920 And that's why I'm really not wasting so much time or energy or effort on Israel stuff or Iran.
00:34:58.340 We have a lot of things that we need to get taken care of here that need to be corrected, basically.
00:35:04.460 Yeah, absolutely.
00:35:05.560 And we spoke about this in the intro, the before and after.
00:35:09.520 So once ICE comes to a town or a street or a business, there's a huge difference before
00:35:15.540 and after because everyone hides.
00:35:17.420 We have three examples of this.
00:35:19.180 This first is on the California buses.
00:35:22.400 This is before and after ICE raids.
00:35:25.100 So before, the bus is pretty loaded.
00:35:27.940 Standing room only.
00:35:29.180 A lot of people.
00:35:31.880 A lot, a lot of people.
00:35:33.780 And then after the ICE raids, there's like four people on the bus.
00:35:38.800 Yep.
00:35:39.080 And then, you know, you can't really control for peak hours, time of day, or anything like that.
00:35:43.760 So it might be a little bit.
00:35:44.960 But we're seeing some undeniable evidence, like this video from Huntington Park, Pacific Boulevard, after the ICE raids.
00:35:52.920 Huntington Park, Pacific Boulevard, after raids.
00:35:56.280 And the whole street's empty.
00:35:58.340 Yeah.
00:35:58.600 The whole town is a ghost town.
00:36:02.340 That's what it looks like after the ICE raids.
00:36:04.800 And then Norm's, one of my favorite diner spots in L.A.
00:36:08.520 Did you actually used to go there?
00:36:09.600 Yeah, I used to go there a lot.
00:36:10.440 I used to order from there a lot, too.
00:36:11.840 Oh, so they bring the slop to your pig hole.
00:36:13.920 Yep, yeah.
00:36:15.200 This is what Norm's looks like after the ICE raid.
00:36:20.380 And it's empty.
00:36:25.680 And people are trying to make it seem like ICE is the bad guys for this.
00:36:31.520 Like, oh, you're ruining these small businesses.
00:36:33.420 But doesn't that tell you how bad illegal immigration is?
00:36:36.480 That illegal immigrants are, like, propping up entire industries, basically?
00:36:41.160 Yeah, that was a small business owner was talking about how Father's Day is usually packed.
00:36:46.300 And this year, Father's Day was empty because it was concurrent with the ICE raids.
00:36:50.100 So everyone was in hiding.
00:36:51.460 And it's like, huh.
00:36:52.900 So he was complaining that his small business was going to struggle if ICE raids continued.
00:36:57.780 And then not looking at the flip side of that, like, how am I going to get housing if our entire economy is made up of fake illegals?
00:37:04.380 Yeah.
00:37:05.020 Who will undercut me and are broke and will eat up all the cheap housing, right?
00:37:09.280 So, yeah, there's a big thing where some people are like, look at how bad this is, the ICE raids.
00:37:13.280 And then we're like, look at how bad this is.
00:37:16.220 ICE has to raid all this.
00:37:18.000 I'm upping my number.
00:37:19.620 We say 20, 40, 50.
00:37:22.520 I'm upping my number to 60 mil now.
00:37:24.800 60 mil.
00:37:25.540 So, I mean, you know, and that's LA, similar things in New York.
00:37:30.360 Can you imagine what happens, what's going on in Texas?
00:37:32.920 Those random small towns that may have got, you've gotten priced out of or something.
00:37:37.880 All those key cities are going crazy.
00:37:41.020 And then, like we said before, those people are represented in census data eventually.
00:37:47.240 And they get political representation through congressional seats.
00:37:51.220 Yeah.
00:37:51.680 And redistricting.
00:37:52.640 So.
00:37:52.900 It's very true.
00:37:53.560 I would love to go to California towns that are empty because the illegals are all gone.
00:37:59.340 It's like, well, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
00:38:01.860 Peaceful afternoon.
00:38:02.920 I truly believe that we will, you know, there might be some inflation on construction or strawberries
00:38:08.800 or X, Y, Z, little things that migrants are doing the jobs.
00:38:12.600 But I genuinely believe we would have true deflation in the housing market if we genuinely started
00:38:18.180 mass deportations.
00:38:19.380 Me too.
00:38:20.160 Which we're not there yet.
00:38:21.300 We're not even close.
00:38:22.240 And we've talked about the self-deportations, but we're not at the numbers we need to be.
00:38:26.300 Not even close.
00:38:27.540 And while we're trying to get to those numbers, we have NGOs who are actively working against
00:38:33.400 the efforts of ICE.
00:38:34.600 Listen to what this guy does.
00:38:36.320 Today we're going to Compton, Long Beach, Paramount.
00:38:40.820 On a regular basis, Tito Rodriguez, executive director of Local Hearts Foundation, and a team
00:38:46.220 of volunteers prepare grocery bags for those in need.
00:38:49.600 Some bags of bread and some rice.
00:38:52.380 Lately, that includes people too afraid to leave their homes because of the ongoing ICE
00:38:57.920 rates happening across Los Angeles.
00:39:00.540 Yeah, people are scared to come out.
00:39:02.120 We've gotten thousands of messages.
00:39:03.960 We're afraid to go out.
00:39:04.980 We're even afraid to go to the doctor at this point.
00:39:06.920 So then we assemble and we have somebody deliver groceries.
00:39:12.460 And after watching video after video of ICE agents detaining street vendors, Tito, known
00:39:18.260 to many as Hood Santa, and his wife, Petrina, knew they couldn't just stand by.
00:39:24.040 Hola, señora.
00:39:26.460 Vámonos, vámonos.
00:39:27.800 Está muy peligroso andar en la calle.
00:39:29.840 Sí, vámonos.
00:39:30.560 They pick up vulnerable street vendors, buy their flowers and other merchandise, then
00:39:35.620 drive them home to get them off the streets and out of harm's way.
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00:40:40.940 Stephen Miller?
00:40:41.880 That's called aiding and abetting, Stephen.
00:40:43.640 Yeah.
00:40:44.140 Stephen Miller, you want to shadow this guy for the day?
00:40:46.480 Yeah.
00:40:46.960 See what he's up to?
00:40:47.780 So he should be arrested, and before he's arrested, he should be followed, where you
00:40:52.260 arrest everybody who he dropped something off to.
00:40:54.620 That's a good point.
00:40:55.740 It does feel like he's getting in Tom Holman's way, and that feels a little illegal to me.
00:41:01.800 I heard Tom Holman make some threats, and I think he has to see those through.
00:41:06.600 And keep in mind, this guy works for an NGO.
00:41:09.140 Yeah.
00:41:09.300 So that's paid for by our tax dollars, and then he-
00:41:13.300 Maybe.
00:41:13.600 We're not positive, right?
00:41:14.800 But I'm assuming.
00:41:15.520 Yes.
00:41:16.060 An NGO-
00:41:16.960 He's taking grants.
00:41:17.520 He's taking grants, but I'm assuming it's tax dollars.
00:41:20.200 So he works for an NGO, which is paid for by our tax dollars, and then he uses our tax
00:41:24.220 dollars to buy all the fruit and flowers from the street vendors so they can go home for
00:41:28.960 the day.
00:41:29.340 And then, with our tax dollars, he delivers food to people who are here illegally, who
00:41:35.700 are hiding from ICE, who are also funded by our tax dollars.
00:41:40.380 So our tax dollars and somehow also our tax dollars are again fighting both sides of the
00:41:45.300 battle.
00:41:45.660 ICE, who is also funded by our tax dollars, now has a harder time doing their job because
00:41:50.460 the NGO funded by our tax dollars is hiding all the people and giving them money so they
00:41:55.340 can live and food so they can live and not go out in public.
00:41:57.760 You see how the scam works and how much we really need to solve this once and for all?
00:42:02.460 Gets very frustrating.
00:42:03.720 And then the local communities are pushing back in many different ways.
00:42:08.440 This shop or bodega, they're selling ice pinatas now.
00:42:13.860 You see the ice pinata?
00:42:16.180 Spotted in Chicago.
00:42:17.500 And they're looking to sell a lot of them.
00:42:20.300 I say we also follow those buyers home.
00:42:24.060 Yeah.
00:42:24.780 It's easy.
00:42:25.760 Because you follow them home and they have a party and then everyone at the party, maybe
00:42:29.700 it's 50-50.
00:42:30.500 Everybody at the party, you announce yourself, you say, hey, it's ICE, and then you go to
00:42:33.780 everyone who runs.
00:42:35.440 It's really simple.
00:42:37.260 That's a good point.
00:42:38.320 When they run.
00:42:39.620 Steven?
00:42:40.420 Are you listening?
00:42:41.320 That's how you know.
00:42:41.740 If someone said, hey, ICE is here, I'd go, oh, no big deal.
00:42:44.700 I'd go, okay.
00:42:45.840 Welcome in.
00:42:46.140 I have my papers.
00:42:47.140 You know, I almost called recently.
00:42:48.800 Oh, yeah?
00:42:49.280 Well, I, there's some guys blasting mariachi music who are working construction on my building
00:42:55.180 and they just didn't seem American to me.
00:42:59.040 Yeah.
00:42:59.900 And I don't know what the process is.
00:43:01.880 Can I just call and report suspected people?
00:43:05.900 So I'm actually going to look into that and then I'll get back to you, the audience.
00:43:09.680 You should go say, hey, papers.
00:43:11.760 Papers, amigo.
00:43:13.040 Ven aquí.
00:43:13.960 Ven aquí.
00:43:14.620 Papeles.
00:43:16.500 Yeah, I don't know.
00:43:17.420 So I don't know the process, but they were suspected for sure.
00:43:20.240 And then the ICE pinata, before we move on, it's like, imagine going to a house party with
00:43:24.740 a bunch of your friends that you, no one was invited to.
00:43:27.740 Yeah.
00:43:28.000 And then you drink all the alcohol and eat all the food.
00:43:30.760 And then the homeowner says, all right, guys, time to go.
00:43:33.940 And then you and your friends who weren't invited go, fuck this guy.
00:43:37.260 And everyone supports you somehow.
00:43:40.700 That's like kind of what we're dealing with here.
00:43:42.880 And then in Chicago, Brandon Johnson had some sort of town hall type thing.
00:43:47.180 And he got some pushback from some unusual suspects.
00:43:52.100 You all stood up there and said you will not allow Trump to come in here and get these
00:43:57.980 illegals.
00:43:59.280 Yeah, you can smile.
00:44:00.520 We're in a billion dollar deficit.
00:44:02.280 And you spent half of our money, half of that, on illegals.
00:44:08.540 You campaigned.
00:44:09.420 You campaigned and doubled down that you would not raise property taxes.
00:44:14.920 I won't raise your property taxes.
00:44:16.840 You wanted to raise our taxes.
00:44:18.840 Three hundred million.
00:44:20.300 They shut it down.
00:44:21.600 Now we back here for one hundred and fifty million.
00:44:24.180 OK, see, this is what we asking now.
00:44:28.040 Since you want to crash out, some of y'all said y'all willing to go to jail for it.
00:44:33.460 Trump, Tom Holman, make an example of this right here first.
00:44:39.540 Please come here first.
00:44:40.940 Don't spend all tax dollars to go.
00:44:44.380 Michael Rob Reed, you said to take Trump to court to protect these illegals.
00:44:50.220 That's cool, because we about to make all of y'all all of this famous.
00:44:53.820 Y'all think this has gone rad?
00:44:55.380 I think not.
00:44:57.080 Flip Chicago real.
00:44:58.500 We not playing.
00:45:00.360 You know about Tom Holman?
00:45:01.760 I didn't know that.
00:45:02.660 That's pretty good.
00:45:03.680 She knew a lot.
00:45:04.560 She knew the budget numbers.
00:45:05.800 She knew the deficit.
00:45:07.460 She knew how much of a piece of shit Mayor Johnson is.
00:45:10.540 And they said, Tom Holman.
00:45:12.260 That's cool.
00:45:12.880 I like to see that name drop.
00:45:14.860 Exactly.
00:45:15.620 And then our last piece of migrants, U.S. citizen arrested by federal agents, says he
00:45:21.400 heard them bragging about arrests.
00:45:23.680 Yeah, this is the quote.
00:45:24.740 Garcia, who is a Ph.D. student at Claremont Graduate University, said the officer seemed
00:45:29.020 surprised when he told them he was a U.S. citizen.
00:45:31.880 He says he was first taken to a holding area at Dodger Stadium where he heard agents boasting
00:45:36.000 about how many people they had grabbed.
00:45:38.020 Like, how many bodies did you guys get today?
00:45:40.400 And one of them said 31.
00:45:42.600 And they started like, yay, it was a good day today.
00:45:45.440 And they were like high-fiving each other, Garcia said.
00:45:48.360 He said officers also debated about what they could charge him with.
00:45:52.340 All right, ICE.
00:45:53.380 That's great.
00:45:54.340 I like that.
00:45:55.040 I like that they're bragging and taking pride in their work.
00:45:57.500 They're competitive.
00:45:58.640 They want more.
00:45:59.780 I want to treat an ICE worker to something.
00:46:03.460 Yeah.
00:46:03.840 If you guys are ICE agents.
00:46:05.840 Spouse of an ICE agent or anything.
00:46:07.240 Yeah.
00:46:07.640 If you guys are ICE agents or ICE agent adjacent, shoot us a DM and I'm going to buy pizza for
00:46:13.980 the whole squad.
00:46:14.940 Yeah.
00:46:15.360 I'll buy, mark me down as well.
00:46:16.980 So that's at least two full, like, you know, six pizza orders.
00:46:20.660 Yep.
00:46:21.020 I will get pizza for your squad if you tell me how many numbers you put up today.
00:46:25.100 And then send us a picture of you guys eating it and we'll blur your faces and we'll put
00:46:28.320 it on the show.
00:46:29.000 Everyone's happy.
00:46:30.420 All right.
00:46:31.060 That's it.
00:46:31.520 I'm happy to support ICE, dude.
00:46:32.540 Me too.
00:46:33.060 And I want them to put up numbers because you've seen what they can do.
00:46:36.760 So, and that's the point too.
00:46:37.920 It's like, uh, the empty storefronts, the diners, the places where it's peaceful and quiet.
00:46:43.500 And then like Americans can move back in, you know, where we've white flighted out because
00:46:48.380 areas got too like greasy or whatever.
00:46:52.060 You see what's on the cusp.
00:46:53.920 You see what's possible.
00:46:55.800 Like, oh wow.
00:46:56.800 And then we move in and then rents are down.
00:46:59.340 Uh, and so we really, really need to finish that job, man.
00:47:02.180 I agree.
00:47:02.560 We, we couldn't, we can't just give it away because, uh, you can't ask, are you illegal
00:47:06.240 or not, sir?
00:47:07.720 You know, we can't just give it away.
00:47:09.440 And that's why we, for too long, we gave it away in an effort to be polite.
00:47:15.140 I don't want to be racist.
00:47:16.420 I'll just keep walking down the road with these three black teenagers with hoodies coming at
00:47:20.500 me.
00:47:20.700 Oh, fuck my wallet's gone.
00:47:23.000 I'm bloody.
00:47:23.700 You know, we did it for a while and now it's time to live in reality and be real.
00:47:29.040 We won the election based on that alone.
00:47:31.800 So yeah, you, you, you see what it could be and you really want to get that right.
00:47:36.720 Yep.
00:47:36.940 We're close.
00:47:37.560 All right.
00:47:37.760 We're moving on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say wherever I want.
00:47:40.820 Make sure you guys use the opportunity to go to post, help us juice the algo, leave
00:47:43.560 a like, leave a comment, comment again, then start yapping.
00:47:46.440 PO box needs to be full.
00:47:48.160 Notifications need to be on.
00:47:49.240 Old episodes need to be watched.
00:47:51.080 The link needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.
00:47:52.960 And if you're wondering what to send to the PO box, this next clip is a clue for
00:47:59.420 you.
00:48:00.880 As a service technician for a company that does jobs statewide, this is not an uncommon
00:48:11.120 sight.
00:48:11.620 I see this all the time, but we're told to forget and move on.
00:48:19.080 All right.
00:48:19.640 So that's kind of what I'd be happy to receive in the PO box.
00:48:23.500 Okay.
00:48:23.720 And I have a lot of those things already.
00:48:26.180 And I'm also looking for those anti-Semitic canes because of how offensive they are.
00:48:31.460 And I don't think anyone should have them.
00:48:33.180 Yeah.
00:48:33.500 So I want to take them away from the public.
00:48:36.760 So no one can see those horribly anti-Semitic canes where the Jewish person's nose is the
00:48:42.580 handle and it's gigantic.
00:48:44.000 It's horribly offensive.
00:48:45.420 No one should have that.
00:48:46.880 Send it to the PO box and I will dispose of them.
00:48:49.440 Okay.
00:48:50.160 All right.
00:48:50.560 Next, Caitlin Clark is under some heat for a recent tweet and a new tattoo she got.
00:48:57.640 It says, the tweet is, happy Juneteenth.
00:49:00.240 And the tweet is Fat Albert and the image is AI and the whole thing's made up.
00:49:04.680 But then she had to reply to it.
00:49:06.600 Uh-huh.
00:49:07.140 I want to clear a few things up.
00:49:08.460 This post is strictly to honor Juneteenth.
00:49:10.480 It has nothing to do with my new tattoo.
00:49:13.560 Yes, I did get another Fat Albert tattoo.
00:49:16.320 It's actually the third piece in what will become a full body Fat Albert.
00:49:19.580 Anthology.
00:49:20.240 Please respect the journey.
00:49:21.800 Thank you, Caitlin Clark.
00:49:23.120 Yeah.
00:49:23.660 All right.
00:49:24.020 Pleasure serving with you.
00:49:26.940 I don't know where we're at.
00:49:28.220 All right.
00:49:28.420 It's a final page of housekeeping.
00:49:29.800 I'm allowed to cook.
00:49:30.440 Yeah.
00:49:30.760 Yeah.
00:49:31.020 Yeah.
00:49:31.120 I'm not.
00:49:31.520 It's within your right.
00:49:32.660 Next, there's a.
00:49:33.480 I didn't see that beforehand.
00:49:35.180 So I have no idea that was coming.
00:49:36.920 There was some context.
00:49:37.980 Okay.
00:49:38.620 Next, this guy did a door-to-door sales opener that actually worked.
00:49:43.100 I'm wondering why you hated Wendy so much.
00:49:45.180 French fries have changed.
00:49:46.640 I don't like their new French fries.
00:49:47.940 I still like their frosties.
00:49:49.180 Thought the same thing, man.
00:49:50.780 Honestly, sir, we're talking about a different Wendy's.
00:49:53.220 Wendy's bills go up.
00:49:54.420 I'm sure you hate that, huh?
00:49:56.140 Scout Allen, solar specialist.
00:49:59.300 Nice to meet you.
00:50:02.880 All right.
00:50:03.520 That's a good one.
00:50:04.100 That's pretty funny.
00:50:04.860 Yeah.
00:50:05.040 And then he goes into the handshake as if he, like, did some sort of business thing.
00:50:09.340 All right.
00:50:09.940 A few episodes ago, maybe, like, a month ago.
00:50:12.820 Yeah, a while back.
00:50:13.580 We showed Jersey Mike's.
00:50:15.040 And there's that guy at Jersey Mike's who does the training.
00:50:17.280 And he wears, like, the recording Ray-Ban glasses.
00:50:20.100 Yeah.
00:50:20.220 And he takes his job very seriously.
00:50:22.140 And there's, like, a science to Jersey Mike's no one was aware of.
00:50:25.340 It's about putting on a show.
00:50:26.900 It's about customer satisfaction.
00:50:28.580 And there's, like, these little rules for everything.
00:50:31.100 This is his most recent update.
00:50:32.620 He said pepperoni is the hardest thing to do, catch and flip with.
00:50:36.080 So go ahead.
00:50:36.980 I want you to just do a few right now and just place it right on here.
00:50:40.820 Do, like, five to six.
00:50:41.700 You could stack it up on top.
00:50:42.740 You don't have to, like, put it out like it's a 13.
00:50:44.600 And then I'm going to record it so we can watch it back together.
00:50:52.740 Okay.
00:50:53.800 Good there.
00:50:54.720 And then go ahead and lose the gloves.
00:50:56.400 And then I'm going to have you record me doing the same thing.
00:51:01.160 They're watching film at Jersey Mike's.
00:51:03.440 They're reviewing the tape at Jersey Mike's.
00:51:05.520 That's how serious this operation is.
00:51:06.840 And you're blackpilling?
00:51:08.260 That's pretty good, man.
00:51:09.680 Hey, there are some institutions in America where there is still customer service and high-quality products.
00:51:16.620 And I like Jersey Mike's more now.
00:51:19.000 And I don't eat there that much.
00:51:20.000 But I think I'm going to go because I like customer service.
00:51:23.360 I like standards.
00:51:24.100 I like excellence.
00:51:25.420 And you know what else stuck out to me when I found this video?
00:51:28.180 I sent this to Fleck.
00:51:29.060 I was like, they're watching film.
00:51:31.160 Like, you know, we played football.
00:51:32.900 We watch film.
00:51:33.720 You learn.
00:51:34.120 And you learn what you did wrong footwork-wise.
00:51:37.000 Where did a blitz came from?
00:51:38.300 And these guys are doing it for slicing pepperoni.
00:51:41.300 And a lot of the comments were like, you ain't need to do all that.
00:51:44.700 It was kind of like urban types.
00:51:45.980 Like, what's the point?
00:51:47.440 Like, people who are kind of just like average haters.
00:51:51.500 People who don't know what it takes to make a great establishment.
00:51:53.980 You know what I mean?
00:51:54.680 So a lot of people want to drag you down.
00:51:56.900 They don't want you to be in an exceptional place.
00:51:59.180 I'm scared to use the meat slicer because I smoked a blunt before work.
00:52:02.720 Exactly.
00:52:03.560 And, you know, fuck those people.
00:52:05.480 I like a place with standards.
00:52:06.980 I like this guy.
00:52:08.320 Yeah.
00:52:08.620 And you know he runs it like, you know, like the military.
00:52:11.600 He runs it.
00:52:12.800 And also, you know, how many establishments are still nice establishments these days?
00:52:18.300 Chick-fil-A is close.
00:52:20.460 In-N-Out Chick-fil-A, Culver's.
00:52:22.200 What's the one that puts the-
00:52:23.140 We lost Chipotle.
00:52:23.880 Yeah.
00:52:24.280 What's the one that puts the Bible verse on the cup?
00:52:26.360 In-N-Out?
00:52:26.640 In-N-Out, yeah.
00:52:27.440 John 316, I think, right?
00:52:28.780 Yeah.
00:52:29.180 John 316.
00:52:30.160 And then the trans Lily doesn't like that.
00:52:32.380 Yeah.
00:52:32.700 You saw that?
00:52:33.440 Yeah.
00:52:33.560 The demon in her.
00:52:37.720 So there is, you know, I'm not a big sandwich guy, but if I was, everyone at Subway is Indian.
00:52:44.100 Yeah.
00:52:44.860 Yeah.
00:52:45.420 So you go to Jersey Mike's if you like Subway's.
00:52:48.480 Yeah.
00:52:48.800 But I think Jersey Mike's got bought out by private equity.
00:52:51.420 So hopefully they keep it up because I'm on the watch for them not.
00:52:54.640 They should make this guy a C-suite type.
00:52:57.060 Yeah, they should.
00:52:57.780 All right.
00:52:58.340 Next is a story that's just frustrating.
00:53:00.860 Glass bottles found to have more microplastics than plastic bottles.
00:53:05.760 And I think this was a French study.
00:53:07.780 This might be shocked to hear that.
00:53:09.820 But I, and I think it was all from painted bottle caps.
00:53:13.160 I think that was the, so that you're not, there's not like little plastic in the glass,
00:53:16.780 of course, but it's all from the result of opening and whatever.
00:53:20.160 I'm about to give up and just order a pizza.
00:53:22.960 That's what I'm saying.
00:53:23.700 If you can't win, then might as well have fun, right?
00:53:26.240 The other day I was drinking a diet orange soda and it's zero calories, zero sugar, diet soda,
00:53:33.560 not the best, but whatever.
00:53:34.800 And then I got a weird headache and then I looked and it has yellow eight and red 40 in it.
00:53:39.460 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.
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00:54:39.880 And that's because it needs to be that neon orange, that radioactive orange color.
00:54:45.960 Why does it have to be that way?
00:54:47.440 It's in a can.
00:54:48.220 I don't even see the, I don't even see it.
00:54:50.140 I see it for maybe a second as it pours into my mouth.
00:54:53.380 It's counterintuitive, man.
00:54:54.720 It doesn't, they don't need it.
00:54:56.000 That's the answer.
00:54:56.360 It wouldn't be cooler if it was clear and then orange flavor.
00:55:00.100 Yeah.
00:55:00.240 That would be kind of like scientific.
00:55:02.400 Yeah.
00:55:02.600 But you made it this neon radioactive orange and you added all these food dyes and this,
00:55:07.800 I was trying to drink a zero calorie drink and now I get food dyes.
00:55:10.940 Yeah.
00:55:11.220 I can't get away from it.
00:55:12.500 You need to eat more natural.
00:55:14.080 Like our next clip.
00:55:15.420 This is as natural eating as it gets.
00:55:20.980 Some sort of sea creature being meat cleavered open.
00:55:25.160 He's not going to eat that.
00:55:26.660 That's jelly.
00:55:27.380 That's weird.
00:55:28.560 Yeah.
00:55:28.740 He slurps it up.
00:55:32.880 There's no sauce on it.
00:55:34.960 No salt, no pepper, no vinegar, nothing.
00:55:38.120 He likes it.
00:55:38.940 He just slurps it.
00:55:40.600 Disgusting.
00:55:41.320 All right.
00:55:41.860 I'm going to finish strong here.
00:55:44.380 I doubt it.
00:55:45.800 I doubt that.
00:55:46.760 I made some realizations.
00:55:48.260 This is a tip or a standard for men out there.
00:55:52.500 Men, your shoe size should be 13.
00:55:54.940 13, your hat size should be two clicks in.
00:55:59.260 Okay.
00:55:59.720 One click, you're a fat retard, fat head idiot.
00:56:02.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:03.480 Three clicks, you're close.
00:56:05.180 Okay.
00:56:05.500 But those are just some standards for you guys.
00:56:08.320 Okay.
00:56:09.000 And our final announcement before we move on to-
00:56:10.740 Are you size 13 shoe?
00:56:12.180 Yeah.
00:56:12.840 No, you're not.
00:56:13.560 You have a little fat club feet.
00:56:15.400 You're a little-
00:56:16.160 Don't show me anything.
00:56:17.620 I don't care.
00:56:19.620 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:21.400 So what?
00:56:22.600 You wear big shoes.
00:56:23.660 You wear two big shoes.
00:56:24.840 You got a little fat-
00:56:25.460 I've been size 13 shoes since like eighth grade.
00:56:28.560 Yeah, when you were trying to get recruited for football and you started lying.
00:56:31.540 You need the extra space so you stuff those things in the shoes and you're 6'3".
00:56:35.220 Yeah.
00:56:35.880 Don't listen to them, guys.
00:56:36.840 Don't listen to me, guys.
00:56:37.760 No one's size 13.
00:56:38.780 I'm just making a joke.
00:56:40.460 All right.
00:56:40.940 Our final announcement of the final page of housekeeping-
00:56:42.580 The hat one's true, though.
00:56:43.580 Yeah.
00:56:44.660 The hat one's true.
00:56:45.360 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:46.180 Yeah.
00:56:46.740 If you have a giant head and you have one click, don't wear hats.
00:56:50.120 You don't wear hats anymore.
00:56:50.980 The final announcement, we are going to add to the very end of the show, the final clip
00:56:56.320 of the entire show every day going forward, the Pure Americana Clip of the Week in Uplifting
00:57:02.760 Gold every episode.
00:57:04.300 So there will be a Pure Americana clip at the end of every episode.
00:57:08.500 You guys could even send that in if you wanted, and we're going to do that Tuesdays and Fridays.
00:57:13.560 Okay, so it's the Pure Americana Clip of the Week, but there's two episodes, so we need
00:57:20.080 two clips of the week?
00:57:21.820 Yeah.
00:57:22.620 Okay.
00:57:23.020 I don't think we're going to get reported for that.
00:57:25.120 Yeah.
00:57:25.680 The FCC is going to come knocking.
00:57:27.980 Sir, you've been misappropriating clip of the week.
00:57:31.100 Did we get in trouble for two clips of the week?
00:57:34.420 Who cares?
00:57:35.280 All right.
00:57:35.840 All right.
00:57:36.340 That's the end of housekeeping.
00:57:37.200 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.
00:57:40.020 Cringe of the Week.
00:57:41.340 All right.
00:57:43.040 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is this woman who's complaining about all men.
00:57:51.000 Men, if you're still confused as to why we say it's all men, this is why.
00:57:55.840 Anytime I walk anywhere, I get honked at multiple times.
00:58:01.740 I stopped at a gas station yesterday to get me some water and to sit in the shade for a
00:58:07.100 little bit.
00:58:07.540 I had this earphone on.
00:58:11.040 Clearly, I was not looking to engage with anyone.
00:58:15.100 An old man proceeded to harass me the entire time I was sitting there.
00:58:20.400 He wouldn't stop asking questions.
00:58:22.320 He wouldn't stop trying to talk to me.
00:58:24.240 Even when I tried to ignore him, he repeatedly tried to get my attention.
00:58:29.040 And then, when he thought he had it, he asked me if I would give him a fucking blowjob.
00:58:36.180 So, yes.
00:58:37.700 Until enough of you stop that fucking behavior, it's all fucking men.
00:58:44.160 You want to be a little more specific?
00:58:46.300 What color was the man?
00:58:47.660 Was it a Somali man?
00:58:49.240 Did he ask to see Bob's in Vagine?
00:58:52.780 Tell us more.
00:58:53.920 What was his vernacular?
00:58:54.860 Hey, baby, let me holla at you.
00:58:56.280 Was that used?
00:58:57.180 Yeah, exactly.
00:58:58.720 But it's all men.
00:58:59.760 Take us a picture.
00:59:00.500 And that's kind of the problem.
00:59:01.920 We have this thing where it's all men because, like we said earlier, people want to be polite.
00:59:06.880 Yeah.
00:59:07.060 And they don't want to offend anybody.
00:59:08.640 But then, when you actually have a problem, you can't address the problem at the root cause
00:59:13.240 because you don't want to be specific.
00:59:15.780 That's what happens with the black crime problem.
00:59:17.800 Yeah.
00:59:18.080 That's what happens with the trans people.
00:59:20.260 You can't get specific.
00:59:21.500 Yeah, it's always all men, but it's never all Somalis or all Pakistanis or all trans people, trans guys.
00:59:33.000 And that's the whole point.
00:59:34.560 It's like they'll call out, no, it's all men.
00:59:36.640 That's the safe one to do.
00:59:38.300 But they can never specifically call out the group who's actually perpetrating it, right?
00:59:42.140 Yeah.
00:59:42.440 And when Lily Tino is in the bathroom taking pictures of people, it's all women.
00:59:47.660 Yeah, it's all fucking girls, man.
00:59:50.060 Girls.
00:59:50.600 They have no respect in the bathroom.
00:59:52.380 Girls.
00:59:53.380 All right.
00:59:53.860 Speaking of trans, let's go to our next clip.
00:59:56.800 This is a trans police officer who is telling everyone and reassuring everyone that they're not going to cooperate with ICE.
01:00:04.240 Our uniforms can sometimes get mistaken with CBP or ICE.
01:00:08.420 I want to take a moment to differentiate and also say that LBPD SSOs are not involved in immigration enforcement.
01:00:17.040 Hi, I'm Darren Marler, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.
01:00:20.360 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.
01:00:23.680 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record, host, and distribute your show everywhere, from Apple Podcasts to Spotify.
01:00:31.000 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.
01:00:34.500 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.
01:00:36.600 That means you can automatically insert ads into your episodes.
01:00:39.680 No editing required.
01:00:41.120 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads, they'll bring the ads to you, and you get paid for every download.
01:00:46.140 This turned my podcasting hobby into a full-time career.
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01:00:58.540 And the best part?
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01:01:08.660 So if you're ready to podcast like a pro and get paid while doing it, check out Spreaker.com.
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01:01:17.680 First, the obvious.
01:01:19.380 Our badge.
01:01:20.820 Our badge identifies our title, our department, and the city of Long Beach.
01:01:25.660 All right, we get it.
01:01:27.440 At least the cop's a man.
01:01:28.920 Yeah.
01:01:29.280 That's what I like about that situation.
01:01:31.560 And we have, in this situation, a man who's pretending to be a woman telling illegals they won't let you get arrested for being illegal, and they're not going to cooperate with Border Patrol or ICE.
01:01:44.080 So, I don't know.
01:01:45.500 That's why we need to execute this deport.
01:01:47.460 60 million.
01:01:48.240 We've raised the number.
01:01:49.480 That's why we need to execute that vision, because this is still happening in Trump's America.
01:01:53.120 And that's a police officer.
01:01:54.260 That's a police officer.
01:01:55.080 Imagine if the cop said, hey, guys, I know it's July 4th coming up.
01:01:59.500 A lot of drunk drivers out there.
01:02:01.180 We are not going to be arresting anyone for DUI.
01:02:04.300 So, if you're drinking, open carrying, you know, kicking a few back, get on the road.
01:02:08.980 If you see a cop, just wave.
01:02:10.580 Give him a wave.
01:02:11.480 I'm drunk.
01:02:12.380 They'll let you go.
01:02:13.520 You know, there's no equivalent to this.
01:02:15.680 There's no XYZ gets a free pass.
01:02:18.460 This particular kind of crime.
01:02:20.340 Hey, pedophiles.
01:02:22.520 You can diddle all weekend.
01:02:24.060 You know, and it's sick, but, like, there's no equivalent.
01:02:29.220 So, why is this carved out?
01:02:31.220 Stephen Miller, this is aiding and abetting as well.
01:02:33.680 Yeah, it should be illegal.
01:02:34.900 And it also doesn't accomplish anything because the illegals probably didn't watch your trans TikTok.
01:02:40.440 Yeah, your little police, Long Beach police Instagram account thing that just gets shared amongst the right wing and laughed at.
01:02:49.000 The illegals aren't saying, oh, look, Miguel, we're safe this weekend.
01:02:53.120 Yeah.
01:02:53.460 So, it doesn't actually do the thing that you wanted it to do.
01:02:57.280 No one's actually going to change their behavior.
01:02:58.900 And all it does is show your local community who follows you on TikTok and Instagram that you guys aren't doing full police work.
01:03:06.060 Yeah, you're picking and choosing what shallot is applied.
01:03:09.100 All right, let's get to our next clip.
01:03:10.680 This guy had a disgusting Uber driver, and the car had dog poop in it.
01:03:16.460 So, I just got off the worst half-hour Uber ride of my entire life.
01:03:43.520 This was the first ride ever that I almost did not get into.
01:03:46.460 But I'd already been waiting for 15 minutes for a ride to show up, and this is what I got.
01:03:49.860 I paid for Uber comfort, and when I hopped in, a dog jumped on my lap.
01:03:53.780 The car not only stank like wet dog, but it also stank like dog poop.
01:03:58.200 She told me that one of her dogs had had an accident, and she had tried to clean it up.
01:04:02.080 Now, I've tried to reach out to Uber support four different times, but no real person will actually get on a call with me.
01:04:07.560 All right.
01:04:08.600 So, the Uber driver has dog shitting in the car, and then when you try to complain about it,
01:04:15.280 you get stuck in a loop talking to like an AI robot.
01:04:18.560 Yeah.
01:04:19.020 And then this lady is probably going to get replaced by AI as well.
01:04:22.600 There's going to be those Elon Musk taxi.
01:04:25.620 Robo taxis.
01:04:26.520 Robo taxis.
01:04:27.340 Waymos.
01:04:27.480 So, everything is leading back to AI replacing us.
01:04:31.400 The bad driver is replaced, and we're already talking to AI robots when we have complaints.
01:04:36.500 Yeah.
01:04:36.800 So, it's kind of a weird doom loop here where there's a shitty driver, and that's like someone trying to make a little extra money.
01:04:43.760 Yeah.
01:04:44.020 And it should be good, but now I almost want you to be replaced because you're so bad at the job.
01:04:50.000 And their emotional support, so legally, technically, we can't do anything, and I'll be using Waymos.
01:04:55.340 I'll be using a fucking robo taxi.
01:04:57.040 And then that's not to mention the Somali types who stare a little too long at the cute girls in the rearview mirror.
01:05:02.680 You know, there's different types of horrible, but it's weird.
01:05:05.060 You can't even complain because you get an AI doom loop, and then AI is replacing it, and that's not really good,
01:05:11.380 but I'm ultimately ending up on this side because I'm not getting in a shit car.
01:05:15.680 Yeah.
01:05:16.360 And you can't get a ride.
01:05:18.060 So, there's no lessons here, really, other than these people are asking for it.
01:05:22.340 But we are in our robot section, and they made a new robot that apparently can help you do housework
01:05:29.000 and things around the house that you don't want to do.
01:05:32.220 Here it is.
01:05:33.480 Yeah.
01:05:34.060 So, it's called From Clone Robotics, and they unveiled the new Proto-Clone V1, Faceless Humanoid.
01:05:42.260 And I think they created a feature where it actually sweats or something.
01:05:46.300 Great.
01:05:47.100 So, it's like, yeah, robot, just please sweep the floors and clean the sink.
01:05:53.240 It's just like this muscle-bound freak kangaroo thing.
01:05:57.620 It's like, is it worth having your house clean to keep this entity in your house?
01:06:01.440 I don't think so.
01:06:02.680 I don't think so either.
01:06:04.080 And then people are complaining lately.
01:06:06.800 I saw this CNN article.
01:06:08.520 Have you ever noticed the popularity of white robots?
01:06:11.360 The reason for these shades of technological white may be racism, according to new research.
01:06:16.120 Yeah.
01:06:16.320 And I looked into it.
01:06:18.100 The reason the robots are white is because black absorbs heat.
01:06:23.100 And they're like computers and batteries, and they need to be cool at all times.
01:06:27.940 So, they do white so it reflects the heat instead of absorbs it, because you can't overheat these computer people.
01:06:34.520 Yeah.
01:06:34.700 Are you saying black people aren't cool?
01:06:36.500 White people are cooler?
01:06:37.820 Yeah.
01:06:38.020 Yeah, pretty much.
01:06:38.860 But it's not about being rational, as we know.
01:06:41.480 Yeah, and if the robots were black, they would complain about that, too.
01:06:44.420 They'd say, what are you, slaves?
01:06:46.380 You got a butler.
01:06:47.200 You got a butler bot at the house, and he's black.
01:06:49.460 I bet you call him the N-word.
01:06:50.740 I bet you call your robot the N-word, huh?
01:06:52.680 That's such a good point.
01:06:53.800 You can't have the subhuman worker-class robot be black.
01:06:59.020 I know.
01:06:59.360 It has to be white.
01:07:00.860 All right.
01:07:01.580 Next, we have, speaking of AI, a translator app gone wrong.
01:07:07.800 Excuse me?
01:07:08.180 Excuse me, I don't speak English well.
01:07:13.900 Do you know where the near-set cash machine is?
01:07:17.260 Yes, free.
01:07:18.940 Yeah, free.
01:07:21.180 I'll take you back, mate.
01:07:24.960 Follow me, I'll take you there.
01:07:29.680 Shut your dirty black mouth and go back to where you came from, you retarded monkey.
01:07:35.600 No, no, no, no.
01:07:36.860 What?
01:07:37.180 No, no, no.
01:07:38.180 I think he's wrong.
01:07:39.880 Yes.
01:07:40.720 Very wrong.
01:07:42.060 Very, very wrong.
01:07:44.080 You want cash for it?
01:07:46.480 Yeah.
01:07:46.740 Yeah, money.
01:07:47.460 Yeah.
01:07:47.960 Oh, man.
01:07:49.400 Wrong.
01:07:50.340 I'll take you, yeah.
01:07:52.440 Yeah, I said it.
01:07:53.800 Yeah.
01:07:54.080 That's what I said.
01:07:55.700 You see how scared he is to offend this person?
01:07:58.200 And it translated it to the guy who says he can't speak English.
01:08:02.100 He translated it to English.
01:08:04.100 It doesn't even make sense.
01:08:04.900 So it doesn't even make sense, but you're so scared and on your heels because you're a monkey now.
01:08:09.480 Yeah.
01:08:09.700 You called someone a monkey all of a sudden that you lose all logic and you go, all right, I'm done with you.
01:08:14.280 You're fucking with me.
01:08:15.100 I'm done with you.
01:08:15.560 You're doing a prank.
01:08:16.280 You got those Ray-Ban glasses that are recording me.
01:08:18.940 They're really scared.
01:08:20.320 Yeah.
01:08:20.640 They're really scared to accidentally call someone a monkey on a social media thing that they didn't even do.
01:08:24.980 And he's making fun of you the whole time.
01:08:26.860 Mm-hmm.
01:08:27.660 Pretty ironic.
01:08:28.740 All right.
01:08:29.060 We have a couple clips left.
01:08:30.260 They come out of Maine.
01:08:31.280 First, there was a Maine moose tag lottery for hunters where they read out like a lottery and everyone who wins gets to shoot a moose.
01:08:41.580 And the Maine governor is very liberal, Democrat.
01:08:45.580 Janet Mills.
01:08:46.100 Janet Mills.
01:08:47.120 And listen to her reception at this lottery.
01:08:49.380 ...run by my boss, Governor Janet Mills.
01:08:52.520 Thank you so much for your honor.
01:08:58.000 Governor of the United States.
01:09:02.140 And the enormous supporter of the United States.
01:09:07.440 Thank you so much for your honor.
01:09:09.540 All right.
01:09:10.380 So, go back to the right now.
01:09:12.820 Governor of the United States.
01:09:14.260 We get it.
01:09:18.780 She gets booed for a while and then she threatens to not read the names if you keep booing me.
01:09:23.100 Yeah.
01:09:23.580 Classic.
01:09:24.360 And it's good because we can't go to the Met Gala.
01:09:27.540 Of course not.
01:09:28.240 You can't go to the moose tag lottery.
01:09:30.100 Yeah.
01:09:30.580 That's part of this bifurcated world that you helped create with like trans kids and sports and stuff, Janet Mills.
01:09:37.500 Yeah.
01:09:37.920 So, college football is ours.
01:09:40.000 NASCAR is ours.
01:09:41.880 Golf is ours.
01:09:43.260 You guys can have drag brunch.
01:09:45.940 You can have the Met Gala.
01:09:47.560 You can have the Grammys.
01:09:48.900 Take them.
01:09:49.580 Take them.
01:09:50.080 But that's how it plays out.
01:09:51.420 But know your role.
01:09:52.200 Yeah.
01:09:52.400 The moose hunters weren't very receptive to the liberal anti-Trump governor.
01:09:55.980 Who brought all the Somalis here.
01:09:57.240 Oh my, I'm so shocked, you know?
01:09:59.540 And another reason.
01:10:00.500 That's what you get.
01:10:01.320 Lay in the bed you made, right?
01:10:02.820 You got Somalis in Portland, Maine.
01:10:04.920 You want trans kids playing sports and you've fought Trump at some dinner about it.
01:10:08.600 And then you go to an event with all the gun owners who are properly following the laws so they can shoot a moose.
01:10:14.460 Which I don't even agree with.
01:10:15.720 I think you see a moose, you shoot a moose.
01:10:18.240 What do you need a third party here for?
01:10:20.700 Yeah.
01:10:21.680 Why do we need the moose?
01:10:22.420 You need a tag?
01:10:23.360 That's conservation.
01:10:24.380 That's Americana.
01:10:25.360 Yeah.
01:10:25.900 So don't get too crazy.
01:10:27.020 I go both ways.
01:10:28.560 I'm sure they don't even give out that many tags, dude.
01:10:31.020 Yeah, that's true.
01:10:32.140 But point being, know your place and don't try to go to the moose hunters thing.
01:10:37.500 Come on.
01:10:38.200 What were you thinking?
01:10:39.200 Yeah.
01:10:39.640 And then speaking of Maine, here is who they had on TV on the Weather Channel telling everyone about the nationwide weather.
01:10:46.920 Here's the country, honey.
01:10:47.920 It is hot and humid in the central part of the country near Chicago I'm seeing.
01:10:51.300 And down there near Raleigh, honey, there is an H with circles, which I can only assume means hurricane.
01:10:57.260 Doesn't mean hurricane, honey.
01:10:58.520 High pressure.
01:10:58.740 It means high pressure, honey.
01:10:59.980 Don't worry.
01:11:01.120 Don't worry.
01:11:02.180 There is no hurricane coming, Raleigh, North Carolina.
01:11:04.620 Don't worry.
01:11:05.640 So it feels like Maine is starting to get tired of this shit.
01:11:09.200 I think so.
01:11:10.160 You know, you can't even have a real weather forecast because you need to show a drag queen instead.
01:11:14.640 You got to shove it in the moose hunters' faces.
01:11:17.360 And they don't even know what the fuck they're talking about.
01:11:19.140 And they just say honey a couple times.
01:11:20.840 But it's fun.
01:11:21.900 And he's got a cack.
01:11:23.080 And he's got a bunch of makeup on.
01:11:24.360 And he's in a dress.
01:11:25.300 He's disgusting.
01:11:26.140 All right.
01:11:26.340 Well, that's the end of Cringe of the Week.
01:11:27.440 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.
01:11:31.440 All right.
01:11:31.980 Our first clip of Urban Decay.
01:11:33.820 There is a new crime called jugging.
01:11:36.200 This guy is going to explain it.
01:11:38.400 They are in the area scoping.
01:11:44.260 And they will watch you as you're either coming in or out of the bank or watching you do ATM withdrawals
01:11:53.700 and seeing how much you're getting cash-wise.
01:11:59.820 A wave of arrests began for jugging in Houston.
01:12:03.080 It spread across Texas into both Carolinas.
01:12:05.560 In one place in South Carolina, a landscaping business owner went in a bank, unaware that he was being observed,
01:12:11.280 took out his weekly payroll, stopped at a gas station for a soda, and two juggers, they usually work in teams,
01:12:19.520 pulled up alongside his Chevy, broke through the window, and made off with what his entire payroll was, $6,000.
01:12:26.920 Here's what the victim had to say.
01:12:29.080 I hate juggers.
01:12:30.180 Me too.
01:12:30.880 Hard R jugger.
01:12:32.420 Oh, yeah.
01:12:33.060 I said it.
01:12:34.240 Also, to be fair, jugging does count as a black invention.
01:12:37.920 Yeah.
01:12:38.360 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:38.900 So add that to the list.
01:12:39.980 That's true.
01:12:40.600 Actually, they probably took it from someone who was a little more creative, and they just really liked it.
01:12:44.940 I don't know.
01:12:45.320 Yeah, they did like it.
01:12:46.340 And then someone on Twitter replied and gave some more context to other ways they do this operation.
01:12:52.360 They said, many of the illegal aliens selling fruit covered in fly eggs are actually lookouts for these crimes.
01:12:58.720 They have a partner nearby and text them when they identify a target.
01:13:02.220 Good to know.
01:13:03.200 That is good to know.
01:13:04.020 And this isn't exactly new.
01:13:05.980 We actually covered a jugging case, but I guess the verbiage about jugging has become more widespread.
01:13:11.980 We're going to play it in the background.
01:13:12.940 Remember this video where this Vietnamese woman in Houston was body slammed after an ATM trip where she withdrew $4,000?
01:13:21.900 She was paralyzed, and these two juggers – I hate juggers – were sentenced after that.
01:13:28.800 We never gave an update.
01:13:30.120 Houston man seen on video body slamming, paralyzing woman in February, jugging, sentenced to 30 years.
01:13:36.800 And that's him right there, a real certain type of jugger.
01:13:42.340 And this girl was also with him, and she actually got a suspended sentence.
01:13:46.000 She got like 10 years probation, and her name is Zyneka Woods.
01:13:50.400 Zyneka.
01:13:51.460 So you look at some of the mug shots of those, and you know who's jugging, right?
01:13:55.000 And both these incidents happened in Houston, so that's kind of the hotbed for it.
01:13:59.560 And I'm going to do a little experiment here.
01:14:01.660 I'm going to apply Democrat logic to fix this problem instead of keeping repeat offenders in jail.
01:14:07.780 OK.
01:14:08.420 So I think they should close half of the available ATMs and limit the hours of the open ones.
01:14:13.800 For sure.
01:14:14.520 They should limit cash withdrawal maximums.
01:14:17.500 They should limit the number of people allowed in the bank at one time, even though the people in the bank aren't doing the robbing.
01:14:23.300 For sure.
01:14:23.720 And then make customers get insurance if they have over a certain amount of money in the bank.
01:14:28.740 Yeah, you summed it up.
01:14:30.620 And that's a reasonable plan of action.
01:14:32.940 Instead of just locking up people who do crimes and beat people up and rob them, we should do all those other things to make the law-abiding citizens safer.
01:14:41.360 And then when you do get jugged, a social worker comes.
01:14:44.600 A diminutive woman comes.
01:14:46.440 She has no weapon.
01:14:47.600 And then they can break it down and go, well, how much did you take out?
01:14:50.740 10,000?
01:14:51.460 And how much do you really need?
01:14:52.800 And then how much does the jugger need?
01:14:54.580 4,000?
01:14:55.740 What if we gave the jugger 2,500 and everyone goes on with their day and no one goes to jail?
01:15:01.280 That's kind of how it goes.
01:15:02.700 Yeah, so watch out.
01:15:03.560 I mean, and especially if you're carrying a large amount of cash, they have people, you know, be a little racist.
01:15:09.100 Because, you know, neo-Nazis aren't really jugging.
01:15:13.140 Yeah, that's true.
01:15:13.900 So watch your surroundings, and especially if you're doing a big one.
01:15:17.060 And these people, like, if they're just sitting outside of an ATM smoking black and milds.
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01:16:21.380 They're waiting until someone hits a big number.
01:16:23.440 That's a good point.
01:16:24.240 So, all right, let's get to our next story.
01:16:26.140 Another scam as well.
01:16:27.540 It's about squatting.
01:16:28.800 First, we're going to tell you about a Texas bill that is being pushed through that sides with squatters.
01:16:34.560 Senate bill 38 going to the Texas house and this bill seeks to keep squatters out of our house.
01:16:47.280 Democrats have fought for two hours for the right.
01:16:51.260 I don't even know how to say this.
01:16:54.120 For the right of people that don't belong in your house to stay in your house in the event that you leave for a month or two
01:16:59.680 and a squatter goes in and takes your house over,
01:17:02.220 Democrats are fighting for the ability of those people to be able to stay in your house.
01:17:05.860 It's the most jacked up thing I've ever heard.
01:17:08.020 Yeah, don't mess with Texas, brother.
01:17:09.500 Well, the Republicans are in control and they're doing it and Democrats are fighting it.
01:17:14.540 So, it's just the typical Democrat like, no, Republicans can't do anything.
01:17:19.620 So, they're forced to take the wrong side of an issue, a retarded issue.
01:17:23.440 Yeah.
01:17:24.000 Sign of the times at least.
01:17:25.360 Yeah.
01:17:25.900 And then this next woman was caught facilitating houses for squatters.
01:17:32.160 Yes.
01:17:32.420 So, she like tells squatters where to go, where empty houses are, and then she's confronted and look how she handles it.
01:17:39.260 Why are you, why are you connecting, why are you connecting individuals to squatter the houses on your social media?
01:17:45.920 Oh my gosh, following me to court is crazy.
01:17:47.840 Ms. Washington, you can record us, but I'm very curious why you're following.
01:17:52.320 Do I see this?
01:17:52.340 Do I see this?
01:17:53.060 Get away from me before I clock you.
01:17:55.280 I'm not playing with you.
01:17:56.220 Before you clock me, Ms. Washington?
01:17:57.460 Get on my face.
01:17:58.880 So, why are you?
01:17:59.400 Could you get on my face?
01:18:00.300 Why?
01:18:00.640 Get on my face.
01:18:01.560 Get on my face.
01:18:02.480 Get on my face.
01:18:03.220 Why are you connecting people?
01:18:04.060 Get on my face.
01:18:04.660 Why are you connecting people?
01:18:06.120 What are you talking about?
01:18:07.160 I don't play like that.
01:18:10.160 Y'all running down with me and all that **** I'm playing with me?
01:18:13.780 I would **** talk about it.
01:18:16.000 Before you clock me, Ms. Washington?
01:18:18.140 And then we have some context here about what she exactly was doing.
01:18:24.180 Can you give those points a read?
01:18:25.920 Yeah.
01:18:26.160 Maryland woman allegedly connects squatters with properties, trading cash for keys and leases to homes she doesn't own or manage.
01:18:34.840 Kanaya Washington has been accused of advertising empty houses on her Instagram account to help with squatting.
01:18:40.740 Allegedly, she charged people a one-time fee ranging from $1,500 to $5,000 to connect them with these properties.
01:18:47.340 In exchange, she reportedly provided keys and forged lease agreements, enabling people to move in and claim residency.
01:18:54.740 In one case, a family of four occupied a home owned by Mike Haskell after allegedly paying Washington for access.
01:19:00.300 So, she's a real estate entrepreneur.
01:19:02.880 Yeah.
01:19:03.280 She basically has a job at this point.
01:19:05.460 Yeah.
01:19:05.760 It's like you're doing the job of a real estate agent.
01:19:08.600 You're advertising the property.
01:19:10.300 You're providing people with a fake lease.
01:19:12.660 You're providing them with a move-in date and keys.
01:19:15.420 You meet up with them to show them a place.
01:19:17.380 It's just not legal at all.
01:19:20.040 And you're doing it for squatters and you have no affiliation to the home.
01:19:23.580 But you're basically doing the job of a real estate agent, which is somewhat honorable.
01:19:29.040 That's what I'm saying.
01:19:29.920 Why not just try?
01:19:31.300 I'm sure you could do it with black people and they might go to a real estate agent named Kanaya Washington.
01:19:37.160 Yeah.
01:19:37.620 Instead, she's just a human leech on the system and then gets mad that maybe even a news station will find this newsworthy.
01:19:45.860 So, very funny that like certain point you're like, damn, I met up with them.
01:19:50.240 I marketed.
01:19:50.740 I did it like you're backdooring it to all these skills, but you're doing the scumbag thing instead.
01:19:56.580 It's a job.
01:19:57.700 You basically work full time and just a little less and you cut corners.
01:20:01.420 And then also her outfit to court.
01:20:03.820 Giant, fat, midriff, tight, skin tight.
01:20:07.160 She has the repeating.
01:20:08.660 Like, and this is such like a, this is one of those cases where you're a sociopath by low IQ.
01:20:16.560 You know?
01:20:17.540 You're, you're.
01:20:19.240 That's a good point.
01:20:20.160 You're not a sociopath because you're so smart and just like emotionless and you're just getting it done.
01:20:25.840 You're too stupid to even think about other people or how your behavior affects other people.
01:20:32.280 Yeah.
01:20:32.840 Unironically, someone like this should get like a really heavy sentence.
01:20:36.300 I was going to say the death penalty.
01:20:38.760 A really heavy sentence.
01:20:40.640 That's all I'll say.
01:20:41.300 Thank you for holding back.
01:20:42.500 You're welcome.
01:20:42.940 All right.
01:20:43.200 Up next, there was a fight at Holiday World.
01:20:45.980 And there's some music so we can't play it.
01:20:48.420 But Holiday World, summer.
01:20:53.220 So here they go.
01:20:55.140 The ravenous pack is beating the man.
01:20:57.340 And you'll notice in a few seconds here, the white guy doesn't hit the black woman when he has the opportunity to.
01:21:06.260 But then a few seconds after that, the black guy does hit the white woman.
01:21:10.980 So there's something interesting there.
01:21:12.920 It doesn't hit her.
01:21:13.720 Kind of restrains himself.
01:21:15.940 But then the black guy comes over, takes off his backpack, and he hits the white woman right there.
01:21:23.300 Fascinating, but not surprising.
01:21:25.000 Yeah.
01:21:25.240 And it is pepper spray season.
01:21:26.880 There's a perfect example of how you can deescalate with pepper spray season.
01:21:31.540 And, you know, seeing stuff like this reminds me of what can we do to help Israel with Iran?
01:21:38.680 Yeah.
01:21:39.020 I was going to say, can we circle back to that yet?
01:21:41.380 Can we circle back to that issue?
01:21:42.440 Yeah.
01:21:43.240 All right.
01:21:43.800 Our next clip is from England, I believe.
01:21:48.040 It takes place abroad.
01:21:49.320 This woman gets confronted, and look how she handles it.
01:21:52.640 My daughter here.
01:21:53.560 Yeah?
01:21:53.960 I don't give a fuck.
01:21:54.840 I go there.
01:21:55.340 I call the police.
01:21:56.240 I have a fucking attitude, yeah?
01:21:58.040 Yeah.
01:21:58.240 I don't give a fuck.
01:21:58.960 I don't give a fuck.
01:21:59.960 You're meant to wait.
01:22:04.280 You're meant to wait.
01:22:05.200 You're meant to step out of the tax.
01:22:06.120 You're meant to step out of the tax.
01:22:07.320 You're meant to step out of the tax.
01:22:08.240 You're meant to step out of the tax.
01:22:09.160 You're meant to step out of the tax.
01:22:10.080 I don't give a fuck.
01:22:11.000 I have my daughter here.
01:22:11.600 I have my daughter here.
01:22:11.720 Yeah?
01:22:11.920 I don't give a fuck.
01:22:13.040 I go there.
01:22:13.520 I call the police.
01:22:14.380 You're meant to have a fucking attitude, yeah?
01:22:16.180 Big enough to have a fucking attitude, yeah?
01:22:18.400 Like you're with your kid.
01:22:19.580 No more.
01:22:19.980 You're meant to have a fucking dumb bitch.
01:22:20.900 What should you do to you?
01:22:22.080 Not to you.
01:22:22.760 I just asked you.
01:22:23.640 Excuse me.
01:22:24.380 I don't give a fuck.
01:22:25.040 You're meant to wait.
01:22:26.000 You're meant to wait.
01:22:28.580 Fucking dumb bitch.
01:22:30.480 Dumb bitch.
01:22:32.840 So she just said, excuse me.
01:22:34.860 She was blocking the sidewalk with luggage.
01:22:36.860 And the woman said, you're meant to wait,
01:22:38.440 and then throws hot coffee at her,
01:22:40.880 and the woman has her kid.
01:22:42.620 And the black woman here who throws the coffee,
01:22:44.920 she looks like a normal, well-put-together person.
01:22:47.960 She's in some traveling clothes.
01:22:49.140 It looks like she's headed to the airport or something.
01:22:51.500 Designer sunglasses.
01:22:53.040 But she still chimps out.
01:22:54.580 Yeah.
01:22:55.100 And nobody tried to stop her.
01:22:57.120 They were like, just go to the woman filming.
01:22:59.280 And then the one who's really freaking out,
01:23:01.220 nobody tries to stop her.
01:23:02.540 And it's your child's first fatigue,
01:23:04.640 your child's first experience.
01:23:06.400 And you have a violent repeater.
01:23:08.260 Mm-hmm.
01:23:09.160 You know?
01:23:09.700 You're going to see that a lot.
01:23:11.080 You really are.
01:23:11.800 And then we have a little bit of a euphemism update
01:23:14.740 for this week.
01:23:16.220 Callous Home Invaders choke-punch elderly victims
01:23:19.140 embracing New York City home invasion.
01:23:21.340 Callous Home Invaders.
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01:24:23.940 Always keep an eye out for callous home invaders, guys.
01:24:26.240 I hate callous home invaders.
01:24:28.080 And they're beating up elderly people.
01:24:29.900 Yep.
01:24:30.300 And then this next clip,
01:24:32.500 there was a hit and run
01:24:33.520 where a pregnant woman was killed, I believe.
01:24:36.240 Here's the clip.
01:24:37.020 Tiffany is being dragged by the vehicle
01:24:39.620 going the wrong way up the boulevard.
01:24:43.480 Get out!
01:24:44.840 Get out!
01:24:45.880 Get out!
01:24:47.740 Oh!
01:24:48.400 You're going to get by.
01:24:49.180 You're going to get me.
01:24:50.140 You're going to get my phone out.
01:24:58.800 They're at the top of your screen.
01:25:00.460 You see the suspect take off.
01:25:02.140 Tiffany is being dragged by the vehicle
01:25:04.200 going the wrong way up the boulevard.
01:25:06.300 Police say that driver kept going
01:25:08.440 into oncoming traffic on Lafayette,
01:25:11.320 hit several parked cars,
01:25:12.960 and then took off on foot.
01:25:14.760 So obviously a horrible story.
01:25:16.520 And the thing I wanted to point out
01:25:18.240 is the name of the hit and run driver.
01:25:21.140 Can you read that name?
01:25:22.880 Chakwasia Pigford.
01:25:24.800 Chakwasia Pigford.
01:25:27.040 Chakwasia Pigford.
01:25:28.780 Did a hit and run and killed a pregnant woman.
01:25:30.760 And this is one of those things
01:25:31.900 where you're like a low,
01:25:32.900 like it's the same as the woman
01:25:34.200 freaking out throwing the coffee.
01:25:35.440 Like you did something kind of stupid
01:25:38.420 and then now your low impulse control
01:25:41.200 and retardation makes you go way farther.
01:25:43.920 So you hit someone,
01:25:45.140 you were attempting a hit and run,
01:25:46.620 and now you did a double murder
01:25:48.220 because the baby counts too.
01:25:49.760 Yeah.
01:25:50.260 So.
01:25:50.900 Very sad.
01:25:51.380 That's how quick your life can get thrown away,
01:25:53.180 Chakwasia.
01:25:54.080 But I had a feeling you were on track
01:25:55.380 for this type of thing anyway
01:25:56.460 with a name like that.
01:25:57.640 Me too.
01:25:58.420 All right.
01:25:58.760 Our next and final clip
01:26:00.480 from the whole Urban Decay.
01:26:03.140 You know White Flight.
01:26:04.180 You know what that is, right?
01:26:05.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:26:06.240 Leaving to the suburbs.
01:26:07.580 Yeah.
01:26:08.040 This is White Fight.
01:26:10.360 Okay.
01:26:11.160 Yeah, yeah.
01:26:11.820 Are you going to do this?
01:26:12.700 I, I, I, I, I,
01:26:14.620 what I said?
01:26:15.160 You fucking faggy.
01:26:16.700 You want to fucking jack with this?
01:26:18.360 Stop.
01:26:19.000 I will fucking jack the floor,
01:26:20.540 you motherfucker.
01:26:21.400 I don't think so, guys.
01:26:22.400 Really?
01:26:23.000 You want to do this?
01:26:24.580 You really want to fucking do this,
01:26:26.220 motherfucker?
01:26:26.960 Let's just fucking do this.
01:26:28.980 You're going to slow now.
01:26:30.180 You better get the fuck out of here now.
01:26:31.600 I told you you don't want to fuck with me.
01:26:32.760 I will end you.
01:26:35.500 Get the fuck out of here now.
01:26:37.340 I'll count to three.
01:26:38.060 If you're not out of here,
01:26:38.700 I'm going to rearrange your fucking face.
01:26:40.480 You understand me?
01:26:41.520 Do I look like I'm fucking around?
01:26:44.560 Get the fuck out of here.
01:26:47.600 Are we here?
01:26:48.760 Do you want me to do this?
01:26:53.120 Fuck you, motherfucker.
01:26:54.660 All right.
01:27:09.080 But I liked when he goes,
01:27:10.200 stop.
01:27:11.140 He tries to stop.
01:27:13.100 Yeah.
01:27:13.720 You don't want any of this, bud.
01:27:15.320 Stop.
01:27:15.980 That was pretty good.
01:27:16.800 All right.
01:27:17.020 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.
01:27:18.060 We're now moving on to uplifting gold.
01:27:20.000 Don't get too down or too depressed.
01:27:21.880 All right.
01:27:23.920 Our first clip of uplifting gold.
01:27:25.780 There was a prank at the store where the guy in the vest is calling the guy in the yellow shirt a lady.
01:27:31.360 And it's pretty funny.
01:27:32.660 Sir.
01:27:33.440 Lady.
01:27:34.240 Listen.
01:27:35.280 What?
01:27:36.440 I'm saying.
01:27:37.360 I'm trying to control the situation, man.
01:27:39.740 I'm a sir.
01:27:40.920 I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:41.680 Yeah, but you grabbed a football, buddy.
01:27:43.380 No, I didn't.
01:27:44.460 Hold on.
01:27:45.060 If you call me that, I'm going to get your ass fired.
01:27:48.240 Because you're not going to call me a fucking jackass again.
01:27:50.580 Do you understand me?
01:27:51.840 Yes, sir.
01:27:52.860 Okay.
01:27:53.380 I didn't touch those footballs.
01:27:55.120 That will give you a part of it.
01:27:57.000 Yeah.
01:27:58.700 There was a lady working here who has all this stuff.
01:28:02.920 I'm telling you.
01:28:03.840 There's a lady that...
01:28:04.600 Hey, buddy.
01:28:05.660 If you were...
01:28:06.640 I didn't call you a liar, buddy.
01:28:07.760 If you're a liar, buddy, that's not cool.
01:28:09.040 Because if she didn't do it, she didn't do it.
01:28:10.800 She did it, though.
01:28:11.860 Who is she?
01:28:13.500 All right.
01:28:14.540 This is another one of those where I don't really like it that much.
01:28:17.000 Yeah.
01:28:17.200 Because he's fucking with a normal guy.
01:28:18.420 And he's a fucking...
01:28:19.940 He should be deported.
01:28:21.160 Yeah.
01:28:21.560 He should probably be deported.
01:28:22.380 Or his mom.
01:28:23.100 But I like what they say, ma'am.
01:28:25.000 I'm trying to de-escalate.
01:28:26.260 He goes, who are you?
01:28:27.000 What are you talking about?
01:28:29.080 All right.
01:28:29.620 Next, this guy's teeing off.
01:28:37.000 Fuck.
01:28:37.620 You okay?
01:28:38.880 That's a one in a million hitting the tee marker.
01:28:41.060 That's tough.
01:28:41.980 It's real bad golf.
01:28:43.040 Bad golf.
01:28:43.740 Next, this guy does a prank in the golf place.
01:28:49.100 Doing a lot of pranks.
01:28:50.240 I don't think this qualifies.
01:28:52.000 Hey, Drew.
01:28:54.900 I just finished up.
01:28:55.700 I'm just wondering what the course record is.
01:28:59.340 I believe it's a 62, sir.
01:29:02.060 Okay.
01:29:02.460 That's good to know.
01:29:02.960 I shot 127.
01:29:06.420 That's funny, right?
01:29:07.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:08.800 All right.
01:29:09.220 Next, this guy works at an old people home, and he's a singer.
01:29:13.200 And I think he likes his life.
01:29:15.720 Return to sender.
01:29:19.200 Return to sender.
01:29:22.680 I gave a letter to the postman.
01:29:26.160 He put it in his app.
01:29:30.420 Friday, early next morning, he brought my letter back.
01:29:36.120 She wrote upon it.
01:29:37.680 Return to sender.
01:29:39.880 A dress unknown.
01:29:43.900 All right.
01:29:44.380 That's fun.
01:29:45.580 Okay.
01:29:46.260 You like that?
01:29:47.340 Not really.
01:29:48.120 He has a, he, I don't know.
01:29:50.280 Reminds me of some, uh, a miserable old folks home.
01:29:54.180 Yeah.
01:29:54.780 Don't like that.
01:29:55.520 And also, that guy wants to be a singer, and I think he's getting complacent.
01:29:59.920 Yeah.
01:30:00.420 He's happy with what he's doing, even though this wasn't his goal when he was a kid who wanted to be a singer.
01:30:06.200 Okay.
01:30:06.480 Yeah, yeah, I get that.
01:30:07.700 But not everybody can be selling out stadiums, right?
01:30:10.080 Somebody's got to send him to the old folks home.
01:30:11.640 So it's not.
01:30:12.340 There's honor in it.
01:30:13.740 It's no longer uplifting.
01:30:15.180 I'm crossing it off.
01:30:15.800 Okay.
01:30:16.260 Pass it off.
01:30:16.820 All right.
01:30:17.140 Mini Trump.
01:30:19.400 Americans celebrating my birthday.
01:30:21.320 Yeah.
01:30:23.320 I do this for you.
01:30:25.300 And we're going to make cake stands great again.
01:30:28.480 Yeah.
01:30:28.880 Yeah.
01:30:28.980 Yeah.
01:30:29.480 Yeah.
01:30:29.580 Yeah.
01:30:29.980 Yeah.
01:30:30.080 Yeah.
01:30:30.480 Yeah.
01:30:30.980 Yeah.
01:30:31.080 Yeah.
01:30:31.100 Yeah.
01:30:31.160 Yeah.
01:30:31.180 Yeah.
01:30:31.200 Yeah.
01:30:31.700 Yeah.
01:30:32.100 Yeah.
01:30:32.540 Yeah.
01:30:33.100 Yeah.
01:30:33.140 Yeah.
01:30:33.160 Yeah.
01:30:33.540 Yeah.
01:30:34.100 Yeah.
01:30:34.660 Yeah.
01:30:35.100 Yeah.
01:30:36.480 Mini Trump.
01:30:38.980 Mini Trump.
01:30:39.620 That's about his only market is frat parties.
01:30:41.740 That's pretty good.
01:30:42.580 500 a pop.
01:30:43.740 Yeah.
01:30:44.360 That's good business.
01:30:45.360 Yeah.
01:30:45.660 That is good business.
01:30:45.840 But there's also a.
01:30:47.200 I live near seven colleges.
01:30:48.680 Mini Trump.
01:30:49.300 Yeah.
01:30:49.820 But you can go on tour, but there's a sunset to it.
01:30:52.380 2028.
01:30:53.320 Yeah.
01:30:54.060 All right.
01:30:54.440 Next.
01:30:54.840 This is Americana, but it's not the pure Americana clip of the week.
01:30:58.880 This guy.
01:31:00.300 I don't know.
01:31:01.020 They're pranking him, but it's funny.
01:31:02.380 That's what that lady up there at the Y, that girl, she said, you really need to tell
01:31:09.580 your friend he needs to slow down his drinking.
01:31:12.940 Fuck that.
01:31:13.840 That little fat bitch.
01:31:15.360 Yeah.
01:31:16.180 Fuck that ugly.
01:31:19.260 She said he comes in here and he at least spends $500 on lottery tickets and beer.
01:31:24.920 Oh, that's a budget.
01:31:27.640 Like I got $500.
01:31:29.720 Well, she says he buys 25.
01:31:31.960 Or she said he buys five $20 tickets a day in lottery.
01:31:37.400 She's full of shit.
01:31:39.280 You don't bother that?
01:31:40.440 No.
01:31:41.300 Oh.
01:31:42.160 And the second off, ain't none of her fucking business.
01:31:45.740 All right.
01:31:46.480 We get it.
01:31:47.140 It's just funny.
01:31:47.880 Hey, that little bitch.
01:31:49.460 No.
01:31:49.980 That's Americana.
01:31:50.300 Certain type of guy.
01:31:50.820 Dying breed.
01:31:51.520 Yeah, it is a dying breed.
01:31:52.720 Next, we have some country kids who are built different.
01:31:56.660 Come here.
01:31:58.620 What do you got?
01:32:00.760 You a wild animal?
01:32:02.660 Hey, stop.
01:32:04.220 Quit dragging them.
01:32:05.480 Hold on for a second.
01:32:07.120 What do you got there, kid?
01:32:09.660 You got snakes?
01:32:12.040 Cool.
01:32:15.360 Hey, hey, quit dragging them.
01:32:18.360 That's pretty nice.
01:32:19.580 Yeah.
01:32:19.840 Little kids aren't scared.
01:32:21.320 Yeah.
01:32:21.540 And our final clip of Uplifting Gold, our Pure Americana Clip of the Week, is Diggerland
01:32:28.640 USA.
01:32:29.940 Diggerland?
01:32:30.780 Juggers?
01:32:31.840 We're getting close this epi.
01:32:33.500 Welcome to Diggerland USA, the only construction-themed water park and park in the U.S.
01:32:37.980 Come on tour to all the dry rides.
01:32:39.800 This is one of the most unique carousels called the Digger Round.
01:32:42.700 This is our Spin Disney.
01:32:44.120 This is a full-size excavator that spins around in both directions.
01:32:46.920 This is our Big Diggers.
01:32:48.680 You can operate a real excavator without your digging dreams.
01:32:52.000 When you come to Diggerland USA, you can operate a real dumper truck.
01:32:55.140 This is a fun event for all families.
01:32:57.420 On these excavators, you can play interactive games with ducks and bowling.
01:33:02.720 This is the Grease Beast, where you can feel what it's like to be dumped out of the dump
01:33:06.060 truck.
01:33:06.820 These are our farm tractors.
01:33:08.640 Feel what it's like to drive a real farm tractor.
01:33:11.360 This is our ground truck.
01:33:11.960 All right, we get it.
01:33:12.860 Yeah.
01:33:13.300 That's Americana, though.
01:33:14.760 A construction-themed park.
01:33:19.420 Yeah.
01:33:19.960 There you go.
01:33:20.980 I think that seems expensive.
01:33:22.600 Giant excavators just to do a little swing around.
01:33:25.400 That's like a, what, quarter-million-dollar machine.
01:33:27.960 Yeah.
01:33:28.400 You're just doing fuck-around stuff with the family.
01:33:30.640 They all look pretty new.
01:33:32.020 Okay.
01:33:32.840 All right.
01:33:33.420 Well, that's the end of Uplifting Gold.
01:33:35.080 We do have a special announcement for Justin.
01:33:38.220 Okay.
01:33:38.960 Justin, this is a special announcement for you.
01:33:42.540 Your wife, Lane, and your daughter, Fia Jean, want you to know that there's another baby
01:33:50.040 on the way.
01:33:50.840 Congratulations.
01:33:51.980 Congratulations, Justin.
01:33:53.360 Your wife's pregnant.
01:33:54.460 Your wife's pregnant.
01:33:55.540 That's the first of its kind announcement.
01:33:57.600 You're the father.
01:33:58.380 You're the recipient.
01:33:59.320 Justin, you are the father.
01:34:00.600 Yes.
01:34:00.840 It's not Jerry Springer or whatever, Mari.
01:34:03.820 So, congratulations to you guys, and thank you to Lane for letting us break the news.
01:34:09.440 Honored to be a part of it.
01:34:10.440 Honored to be a part of it as well.
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