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00:00:16.640 Welcome back to Flag of Socks, a podcast episode 271.

00:00:21.000 Today on the show, neocons in Israel are trying to drag us into World War III.

00:00:26.160 We're going to tell you why MAGA doesn't listen.

00:00:28.300 Then we were told Stephen Miller is secretly running the government.

00:00:32.680 We're going to tell you why we're happy about that.

00:00:35.200 Then we have some trans public service providers and cringe of the week you're not going to want to miss.

00:00:40.340 And last but not least, Whoopi Goldberg says one of the most retarded things I've ever heard a celebrity say in Urban Decay.

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00:03:27.580 Happy Friday, everybody.

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00:03:46.720 All right, guys, we have a lot to get to.

00:03:48.780 I'm not just saying this.

00:03:50.360 I really like the script that's in front of me.

00:03:52.660 Yeah, good script.

00:03:53.400 A lot of stuff happened.

00:03:54.620 We have a knack of taking the wrong time off.

00:03:57.560 Yeah, it's called take the wrong time off sometimes.

00:03:59.440 And then we have a knack of filming right before major breaking news.

00:04:02.620 Yeah, that's true.

00:04:03.560 So, I don't know.

00:04:05.040 It's a good episode, though.

00:04:06.160 A lot of people getting angry.

00:04:07.720 A lot of people are worked up.

00:04:09.520 They're all mad, fighting online.

00:04:11.800 Yeah, they're very upset.

00:04:12.840 A lot of people warmongering.

00:04:14.480 MAGA's split.

00:04:15.460 Yeah.

00:04:15.700 Some of them.

00:04:17.980 Some of you guys have what seems to be a dual loyalty somewhere.

00:04:23.600 A little Dave Rubin homosexual type.

00:04:25.760 But we'll get into that.

00:04:26.480 A lot of same people who were big DeSantis guys.

00:04:28.980 Yeah, I'm noticing that, too.

00:04:30.480 But let's not jump ahead of ourselves.

00:04:32.080 All right.

00:04:32.660 Let's ease into the show.

00:04:34.220 Let's ease into it.

00:04:35.780 First things first, conservatives are more happy than Democrats.

00:04:39.680 Yeah, the liberal conservative happiness gap persists across all demographics.

00:04:45.700 That's pretty good.

00:04:46.720 And we've shown some similar charts and data to this before, but it's men versus women.

00:04:53.980 And men are happier than women in general.

00:04:56.460 Yeah.

00:04:56.680 Women, they're just mad all the time.

00:04:58.160 And then we know that half of liberal women are mentally ill and taking pills.

00:05:03.300 Yeah.

00:05:03.500 And Gen Z.

00:05:05.820 Some things that are popping out, I'll just kind of go over.

00:05:08.060 Gen Z is pretty sad.

00:05:09.260 Gen Z women, miserable.

00:05:11.720 And then household income, conservatives versus Democrats or liberals.

00:05:18.400 Conservatives who make less than $30,000 a year in household income are the same level of happiness as liberals who make over $100,000.

00:05:26.080 That feels good.

00:05:27.480 So money can't help them.

00:05:28.800 All you need to do that.

00:05:29.300 I've got to live in a small town.

00:05:30.720 My kids like me.

00:05:31.780 Yeah.

00:05:32.200 They have a job.

00:05:33.040 They use my hands.

00:05:34.060 I build stuff.

00:05:35.000 I go home to my wife.

00:05:36.360 Yeah.

00:05:36.640 Liberals are a miserable bunch.

00:05:38.600 They're mad, and they're mad at made-up stuff.

00:05:41.680 And conservatives are optimistic when they want to build a nice future, and they want to improve things.

00:05:46.780 Liberals just want to destroy.

00:05:48.420 And when you have the destroy mindset, how much can you really be happy?

00:05:51.320 Yeah, and then I feel like, in terms of our show at least, we are pointing out things we're upset about, things that are wrong, things that should be different.

00:06:01.860 But then I don't go and internalize that and have a scowl on my face.

00:06:06.160 I'm laughing and doing bits after.

00:06:07.940 Yeah, that's a very good point.

00:06:09.300 They internalize it, and they see it as injustice everywhere.

00:06:13.360 Yeah.

00:06:13.680 And it ruins their lives, apparently.

00:06:15.560 It does.

00:06:16.180 All right, let's move on.

00:06:17.160 And then maybe one of the reasons conservatives are so happy is because Stephen Miller is secretly running the government.

00:06:22.840 That's giving me some squirts.

00:06:25.280 These are just some headlines.

00:06:26.600 Stephen Miller is running the DOJ, and Pam Bondi is just a figurehead, report claims.

00:06:31.820 She is like an actor.

00:06:33.140 I fucking hope so.

00:06:34.880 Kristi Noem demoted to PR person as Stephen Miller runs DHS, ex-insider.

00:06:40.940 This is what we need.

00:06:42.760 This is what I'm happy to hear.

00:06:44.540 There's a picture of Stephen Miller there.

00:06:46.220 He's looking mogged out, Chad status.

00:06:49.560 And he doesn't tweet about Israel either.

00:06:52.240 He just grinds all day until the illegals are gone.

00:06:54.800 Yeah.

00:06:55.120 And again, these headlines are from an ex or a disgruntled someone who left.

00:06:59.300 It's like, how true is it?

00:07:00.420 I don't know.

00:07:01.240 I'm hopeful.

00:07:02.080 I hope it's all true.

00:07:03.120 At least for the DHS specifically.

00:07:05.040 Yeah.

00:07:05.360 But yeah.

00:07:06.360 And then we got some Stephen Miller memes here.

00:07:08.320 I trust the plan.

00:07:09.340 Something happens.

00:07:10.360 I question those that question the plan.

00:07:12.140 I read Stephen Miller's tweets.

00:07:13.520 Feels good when you read his tweets.

00:07:14.680 Yeah.

00:07:15.060 He's completely ignoring foreign policy and he's very focused on domestic and that's where

00:07:20.260 he needs to be.

00:07:21.040 You know?

00:07:21.240 Yep.

00:07:21.580 And then we have one of his tweets here that I thought was pretty good.

00:07:25.200 It's about the, how Joe Biden brought in all these illegals.

00:07:28.980 Biden led approximately 10,000 illegals into the United States daily.

00:07:32.320 Daily.

00:07:33.300 The flood washed in.

00:07:34.660 Now it must go back out.

00:07:36.040 Yeah.

00:07:37.240 He's always thinking.

00:07:38.660 It's like a guy obsessed with chess.

00:07:40.760 Chess.

00:07:41.240 He's doing moves in his head.

00:07:42.360 He's playing against an opponent, except it's illegal immigration in America.

00:07:45.420 That's so true.

00:07:46.380 Happy to have you, Stephen.

00:07:47.360 And then the left has been attacking him and they did this.

00:07:50.440 They made like an AI image of him as a gargoyle.

00:07:52.900 Like, uh, this is Gavin Newsom's press office.

00:07:55.280 Yeah.

00:07:56.240 And it's interesting because as Cernovich says, depicting a Jew as a goblin would be

00:08:01.660 the end of the road for anyone on the right.

00:08:03.760 When you're a Democrat, you can do anything from an official government account.

00:08:06.940 The ADL won't make a peep.

00:08:08.480 Yeah.

00:08:09.260 It's pretty true.

00:08:10.480 Yep.

00:08:10.900 And then what was the other one say?

00:08:11.960 Uh, it would, it would be actually good to, uh, build a border wall with these on top

00:08:16.160 every few feet.

00:08:17.140 That'd be sick.

00:08:17.780 Stephen Miller gargoyles.

00:08:18.860 Yeah.

00:08:19.160 I like the Stephen Miller gargoyles.

00:08:20.740 I would order that if they had them.

00:08:22.100 Yeah.

00:08:22.760 And Stephen Miller, if you're watching, if you're listening, please grab as much power

00:08:26.220 as you can take on more roles.

00:08:28.060 Just, you know, DOJ, DHS, take another department.

00:08:32.320 Don't even ask for permission.

00:08:35.840 All right.

00:08:36.460 Let's get to our next story.

00:08:38.160 Uh, it's still developing and we're going to keep digging.

00:08:40.900 And we want to mention, cause we covered it in the bonus land episode.

00:08:44.460 Bonus land was like half an episode.

00:08:45.940 We're getting new numbers about, uh, deportations that a mil up to a million people have self

00:08:50.580 deported.

00:08:51.060 Yeah.

00:08:51.580 Yeah.

00:08:51.700 We're going to get to that.

00:08:52.720 Are we talking about it again?

00:08:53.840 In the migrant section.

00:08:54.660 Yeah.

00:08:55.120 All right.

00:08:55.480 Jump the gun, but it's okay.

00:08:56.640 You're excited about the content.

00:08:58.200 Oh, I just want to make sure.

00:08:59.320 And a lot of times we blur the line between bonus land and real life.

00:09:02.260 And, uh, that's an important number.

00:09:03.940 Self deportations are up.

00:09:05.600 Very important.

00:09:06.640 All right.

00:09:06.900 We have another story here.

00:09:08.180 It's about FBI and Kash Patel.

00:09:10.540 We're still digging on it.

00:09:11.620 There's still, it's still developing.

00:09:12.660 It sounds like, but it turns out China was involved in the rigging of the 2020 election.

00:09:18.080 Yeah.

00:09:18.920 The FBI has located documents which detail alarming allegations related to the 2020 election,

00:09:24.260 including allegations of interference by the CCP.

00:09:27.900 Uh, Kash Patel says, I have immediately declassified the material and turned over the documents to

00:09:32.520 Chairman Grassley for further review.

00:09:34.460 So hopefully that turns into something, but just to recap, the global deep state made the virus.

00:09:40.140 They controlled the media's lying, uh, dissemination of it.

00:09:43.620 Uh, they locked us down.

00:09:45.020 They took our rights away.

00:09:46.040 They destroyed our businesses.

00:09:47.060 They transferred all the wealth to the rich people.

00:09:49.360 They crashed the economy on Trump.

00:09:51.300 Then they stole the election with mail-in ballots with the George Floyd kicker.

00:09:54.820 Yeah.

00:09:55.160 It's an incredible side piece with the George Floyd on the side.

00:09:58.800 Racial tension.

00:09:59.320 It's an incredible parlay and it was so well executed and obviously it was against us,

00:10:04.960 which sucks, but you have to respect the grind and the execution of the plan.

00:10:09.480 It's like an orchestra.

00:10:10.480 It's like a beautiful orchestra just committing violence against you though.

00:10:13.280 And then at the end you go, George Floyd!

00:10:15.920 George!

00:10:16.360 And don't forget who is complicit in all this.

00:10:20.040 Obviously the media, but our media too, Fox News.

00:10:23.440 Remember that they called the election early or at least didn't really encourage people

00:10:28.260 to wait or look into the results that much.

00:10:31.020 Can you read that tweet?

00:10:31.960 Yeah.

00:10:32.160 Never forget what they did.

00:10:33.300 The theft started when Fox fraudulently called Arizona for Biden and they stopped counting

00:10:37.680 votes.

00:10:38.560 Pennsylvania, Trump up 16% with 65% in.

00:10:42.080 Michigan, Trump was up 10% with 59% in.

00:10:44.520 Georgia, Trump up 8% with 83% in.

00:10:47.840 And Wisconsin, Trump up 5% with 82% in.

00:10:50.560 And then all of a sudden in the middle of the night, there's all the extra Biden votes

00:10:54.580 we were waiting for.

00:10:55.700 Yeah.

00:10:55.960 And the main assertion of these documents that Kash Patel declassified was that China wanted

00:11:02.760 to help create fake IDs and send them over to America so people could register to vote

00:11:08.780 with an ID, get a mail-in ballot, and then help Joe Biden out.

00:11:12.020 Not good.

00:11:12.540 And we'll never know, you know, we'll never know how many were fake or how many were kind

00:11:17.000 of abused, but it was a clean up by them.

00:11:20.000 It was a very clean up.

00:11:21.260 And Fox News was complicit, just like they're complicit in trying to get us to go to this

00:11:26.420 next war.

00:11:27.380 Yeah.

00:11:28.180 Can you read that opening tweet that starts us off?

00:11:30.860 Well, Iran, Israel has been heating up and this just came out.

00:11:34.420 The White House says Trump will make the decision on whether to attack Iran within two weeks.

00:11:39.320 I do want to say this.

00:11:41.240 We're not fully involved in this war at the moment.

00:11:44.640 And obviously that could change if Israel false flags us and blames Iran.

00:11:48.840 But right now we're not involved in the war.

00:11:51.780 A lot of people say, oh, Trump's owned by Israel.

00:11:55.120 Tel Aviv was getting airstruck and we didn't do anything.

00:11:57.780 Yes.

00:11:57.800 Israel's missiles are pretty much almost fully depleted and we're not restocking them.

00:12:02.840 Okay.

00:12:03.120 So there are some things here where, you know, there's some good stats.

00:12:06.700 We're not cooked yet.

00:12:07.780 We're not getting dragged into this war just yet, just because Israel's our number one ally.

00:12:13.220 And a lot of people are being hyperbolic online, Zion, Don and all that stuff.

00:12:18.720 So you're right that we haven't really, nothing's happened yet.

00:12:21.900 And Tel Aviv got airstruck.

00:12:23.180 Yeah.

00:12:23.360 Think like, oh, time to go.

00:12:25.020 Like we're in now.

00:12:26.560 So I'm optimistic for now.

00:12:30.280 I might do it.

00:12:31.300 I might not do it.

00:12:32.280 I might have done it already.

00:12:33.780 Nobody knows.

00:12:34.780 Trump Zoo.

00:12:35.860 That's where we're at.

00:12:37.240 And a lot of neocons-

00:12:38.360 Two weeks gives people a lot of time to settle down.

00:12:41.200 Trump says we'll decide in two weeks.

00:12:42.700 So people better start talking, negotiating with the threat of the US doing something.

00:12:47.520 A lot of people forget the let him cook phase that we have to do, which is the threat of

00:12:53.480 going crazy on you, you know, the threat of destroying you.

00:12:57.620 And if that brings to terms some negotiations, then great.

00:13:00.820 But a lot of people, too many arguments, too much like hyperbole, too much accusations.

00:13:08.920 Let's all chill out.

00:13:10.120 Nobody wants a war, right?

00:13:11.700 For the most part, except for a very specific set of guys who we're going to get into.

00:13:15.200 Yeah, we're really going to get into it.

00:13:15.880 Who are really begging for it.

00:13:17.980 Hannity?

00:13:19.020 Hannity, Mark Levin, Dave Rubin.

00:13:22.440 Dave Rubin types.

00:13:23.740 Yeah.

00:13:24.480 All bad stuff.

00:13:25.500 We're going to get into that.

00:13:27.140 And keep in mind, we're getting all these warmongers ringing the bell as if Alaska got

00:13:33.640 attacked.

00:13:34.420 Or as if, oh, they're coming across the beach in California.

00:13:38.520 Five minutes to midnight.

00:13:39.780 It's happening right now.

00:13:41.000 It's like 5,000 miles away, and it's two countries I don't care anything about.

00:13:44.600 And they say, oh, Iran can't get a nuke.

00:13:47.840 Why not?

00:13:49.980 Do you want to go make one?

00:13:51.140 They'll probably blow themselves up before they actually use it.

00:13:53.520 You better stop them, then.

00:13:54.800 You better stop them, then.

00:13:56.080 I don't know.

00:13:56.580 Why are you yelling at me?

00:13:57.780 Israel has nukes.

00:13:58.820 Like, hey, Iran can't get a nuke across the street.

00:14:01.320 Like, OK, I don't know.

00:14:02.420 What are you doing?

00:14:02.960 I'm going to work.

00:14:03.620 Don't see how I'm involved in that.

00:14:05.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:06.780 But a lot of the neocons are saying, like I said, we need to fight Iran because Iran

00:14:11.200 can't have a nuclear weapon.

00:14:12.920 And they've been saying this for 20 years.

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00:15:57.100 It's 20 months away from being about 90% of having the rich uranium for an atom bomb.

00:16:01.300 Iran is gearing up to have to produce 25 bombs, atomic bombs a year, 250 bombs in a decade.

00:16:08.460 Ladies and gentlemen, time is running out.

00:16:12.000 Iran will be capable of producing alone, without importing anything, nuclear bombs within three

00:16:17.860 to five years.

00:16:18.440 So for 30 years, they've been saying that.

00:16:20.960 Crazy.

00:16:21.460 But now it's really the time right now.

00:16:23.700 Now they're really close.

00:16:24.840 And he's either lying or planting the seed over the years because the world script calls

00:16:30.800 for nuclear war in the Middle East, and he's just kind of setting the tone and setting

00:16:35.840 the table for what's coming eventually.

00:16:38.320 Okay.

00:16:39.080 You know?

00:16:39.680 Not sure I follow you there.

00:16:41.560 I think he just wants America in his backyard doing what he wants.

00:16:44.320 And, you know?

00:16:45.180 Yeah.

00:16:45.600 Or there is an inevitable war in the Middle East that the elites are going to force us

00:16:50.440 into and then try to make like a one world government after.

00:16:54.100 I don't know.

00:16:54.720 Maybe the aliens come and stop the war.

00:16:56.880 That's possible.

00:16:57.900 Okay.

00:16:58.440 All right.

00:16:58.920 Now you're slipping.

00:16:59.720 You're sliding.

00:17:00.240 Let's get into our next clip.

00:17:02.220 What's his name?

00:17:02.860 Randy Fine?

00:17:03.600 Yeah.

00:17:03.820 Randy Fine.

00:17:04.880 Randy Fine.

00:17:05.960 I'm sure that's a shortened name.

00:17:07.780 And this is a Republican rep.

00:17:09.480 This is a Republican rep.

00:17:11.360 This is a Republican rep.

00:17:12.520 And this is what he says about why we need to be involved in this war.

00:17:16.280 In World War II, we did not negotiate a surrender with the Nazis.

00:17:19.940 We did not negotiate a surrender with the Japanese.

00:17:22.440 We nuked the Japanese twice in order to get unconditional surrender.

00:17:27.000 That needs to be the same here.

00:17:28.880 There is something deeply, deeply wrong with this culture, and it needs to be defeated.

00:17:36.080 Did you really mean to say that the U.S. should use nuclear weapons against a people

00:17:40.040 because there's something wrong with their culture?

00:17:43.520 Of course not.

00:17:44.480 What I was saying is that we didn't negotiate with evil in World War II.

00:17:49.300 We defeated the Germans.

00:17:50.880 We defeated the Japanese using any means that were necessary.

00:17:54.060 And the same needs to be done in Gaza.

00:17:56.360 Nuking Gaza would be a terrible idea.

00:17:58.080 The fallout would drift into Israel.

00:17:59.780 It would kill the hostages.

00:18:00.880 The point that I was making was-

00:18:02.380 But you're not worried about it killing, for example, women and children in Gaza who, you know, the innocents?

00:18:08.740 I think war is a messy thing.

00:18:11.060 And I think that when you-

00:18:12.240 So, you can't nuke Gaza because the fallout would drift and that would get into the-

00:18:19.740 Israel.

00:18:20.240 Into Israel and into the hostages.

00:18:22.380 And that's why you can't nuke innocent women and children because it could actually affect

00:18:27.620 the hostages.

00:18:28.540 American politician, guys.

00:18:30.160 And a Republican.

00:18:31.160 He's a Mossad agent.

00:18:32.340 Yeah.

00:18:32.880 And you can tell he's not sincere because when you hear him talk, you don't believe him.

00:18:36.200 Yeah, for sure.

00:18:36.980 You just get the vibe of, like, what's this fat fuck retard talking about?

00:18:40.620 And we have a picture of him.

00:18:41.740 I'm not just saying fat fuck retard for nothing.

00:18:43.800 Yeah, that's a bad shape, too.

00:18:46.240 You know, there's fat, and then there's bad shape fat.

00:18:48.820 He's got, like, the skinny top all around the midsection, kind of like a woman.

00:18:52.980 You would agree I don't look like that at all.

00:18:54.760 Not even close.

00:18:55.640 What would you put him at?

00:18:56.600 360?

00:18:57.400 365?

00:18:58.360 405.

00:18:59.120 Depends on how tall he is.

00:19:00.140 I'm ranging 365 to 380.

00:19:02.140 But that's a real pig, and he's a real Israel warmonger.

00:19:05.520 We're talking about nuke in Gaza?

00:19:07.880 He's obsessed.

00:19:09.120 It's crazy.

00:19:09.940 And then we found this tweet from him, which is, like, these are the people who are holding

00:19:13.960 elected office.

00:19:15.460 And it says, there is a reason the first time I shook Netanyahu's hand, I did not wash it

00:19:20.460 until I could touch the heads of my children.

00:19:24.260 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:19:25.900 What kind of people are in our government?

00:19:28.380 So, crazy.

00:19:30.540 That's warmonger number one, right?

00:19:32.440 Yeah.

00:19:32.920 And just the last closing note before we move on, on Randy Fine, would you agree that

00:19:39.160 whatever chair he sits in at home is very broken in?

00:19:43.160 Yeah.

00:19:43.960 Like leather, greased, and he might even have a grease stain on the back of his head.

00:19:49.040 You know how an old guy sits in?

00:19:50.400 Yeah.

00:19:50.820 It's very broken in.

00:19:51.980 It's not broken in.

00:19:52.920 I just want to make that point.

00:19:53.880 You don't hear that point on many other podcasts, I don't think.

00:19:56.280 Yeah, for sure.

00:19:56.920 Nobody's pulling that thread like us.

00:19:58.660 At Fleck's Talks, the podcast.

00:20:01.180 All right.

00:20:01.620 Next, we have Mark Levin crying on TV to fight for Israel.

00:20:07.460 Yeah.

00:20:08.200 So, where are they?

00:20:09.260 They're nowhere.

00:20:10.200 How about China?

00:20:11.280 Nowhere.

00:20:11.900 How about Russia?

00:20:12.980 Nowhere.

00:20:13.580 What happened to World War III?

00:20:15.140 There is no World War III.

00:20:17.020 They all sound like a bunch of Marxist Islamists.

00:20:19.780 They don't sound like patriotic Americans.

00:20:21.680 Let me be clear.

00:20:22.740 This is good versus evil.

00:20:24.100 You're either a patriotic American who's going to get behind the President of the United States, the Commander-in-Chief, or you're not.

00:20:30.860 One other thing.

00:20:31.980 Yeah.

00:20:32.620 I don't think Muslims are the Marxists, brother.

00:20:34.680 I think you got that one pretty much completely backwards.

00:20:37.520 Yeah.

00:20:38.380 Here we have Mark Levin and Rabbi Schmule.

00:20:41.660 I got some Schmule on me.

00:20:43.120 Very disgusting.

00:20:44.320 And Mark Levin sucks.

00:20:45.640 He has horrible ratings.

00:20:47.780 He didn't do well at Fox.

00:20:49.420 They put him on a random Saturday show that no one watched.

00:20:52.300 And now they bring him in for primetime to beat the war drum with Hannity.

00:20:56.180 Which is strange.

00:20:57.140 And then if you think about someone like this, when's the last time you heard him go crazy over something?

00:21:02.280 When's the last time you've seen people yell on TV like this?

00:21:05.520 There's only a very small set of specific issues.

00:21:08.600 Like our border was getting invaded.

00:21:10.780 There were caravans coming.

00:21:12.240 People weren't this histrionic on TV.

00:21:14.160 So why this issue?

00:21:17.320 It's so strange and it should be illuminating to people who are watching this show and people who are paying attention.

00:21:22.900 Like, wow, he's going crazy for the Israel-Iran thing.

00:21:26.540 Yeah.

00:21:26.900 And that's not even World War III.

00:21:29.260 You know?

00:21:29.680 That's like a regional skirmish at this point.

00:21:32.800 China and Russia, I don't think they're getting involved.

00:21:37.200 And it's not even World War III.

00:21:39.900 It's a regional skirmish by a regime, Israel, which is like ahead of Iran.

00:21:47.220 And this is what you're yelling on TV about?

00:21:50.860 Iran.

00:21:51.900 Yeah.

00:21:52.200 I live in Florida.

00:21:53.360 There's nothing Iran here.

00:21:54.900 Yeah.

00:21:55.380 No worries, brother.

00:21:56.780 Hey, it's all good.

00:21:58.020 I'm trying to do keto.

00:21:59.080 Like, nothing to do with Iran.

00:22:00.740 Trying to do keto.

00:22:01.920 20 million migrants came in the last four years.

00:22:03.960 I don't know if you guys hear about that.

00:22:05.500 Did you hear about that shit or no?

00:22:06.700 It's like you're talking about parts of the map that, like, in 10 lifetimes, I would never go to.

00:22:12.360 So, don't worry about Iran, brother.

00:22:14.240 Mark Levin, I would never vote for Trump.

00:22:16.780 That's like the type of guy who's now in Trump's year.

00:22:19.080 Like, we must.

00:22:19.860 We must do it.

00:22:20.680 And then he says this, we in real MAGA, real American patriots, stand with you, Mr. President, our military and our Israeli allies.

00:22:28.920 So, the guy who said I would never vote for Trump, and he was banging the drum on that, too, how Trump is bad and whatever.

00:22:35.840 Now, he's saying, hey, in real MAGA, we support Israel and Trump.

00:22:40.260 I don't think you know what real MAGA is, brother.

00:22:42.280 I think you're a late.

00:22:43.200 Johnny, come lately.

00:22:44.500 Yeah.

00:22:45.220 And similar to this, Ben Shapiro is doing the same thing, believe it or not.

00:22:49.280 Can you guys believe it?

00:22:50.420 No.

00:22:50.940 Ben Shapiro is making us go to war for Israel again?

00:22:53.400 He calls Israel her.

00:22:55.720 She will handle herself.

00:22:57.200 Israel will handle herself.

00:22:58.820 And look, I'm going to cook here for a little bit.

00:23:01.440 I found this old article from 2005, Why War in Iraq is Right for America.

00:23:06.320 So, there's a little meme where you just switch the Q for an N, Why War in Iran is Good for America.

00:23:12.200 And then he changed the 2005, he changed it to 2025.

00:23:15.560 Yeah, you can recycle it.

00:23:16.740 It's the same argument, probably.

00:23:17.800 So, Ben Shapiro has, on the record, over the years, promoted all of these wars, these regime-change wars because it benefits Israel.

00:23:26.400 And then it makes you wonder, how many Israelis fought in Iraq?

00:23:29.980 Short answer, no Israeli soldiers officially fought in the Iraq War from 2003 to 2011 alongside coalition forces.

00:23:37.860 Weren't even part of the coalition.

00:23:39.400 That's weird.

00:23:40.120 We have to fight your wars and you're not even there.

00:23:42.420 And can you read that next paragraph?

00:23:44.020 There's no definitive evidence.

00:23:45.440 I haven't read this yet, so you might be leading me to something.

00:23:48.620 There's no definitive evidence that Israel has sent troops to directly assist the United States in its military conflicts since Israel creation in 1948 up to 2025.

00:23:57.960 The U.S.-Israel relationship has primarily centered on U.S. military and economic aid to Israel, intelligence sharing, and strategic cooperation rather than Israeli troop deployments in U.S.-led wars.

00:24:09.300 That's interesting.

00:24:10.040 So, they want us to go to all these wars and do these regime changes in all these Middle Eastern countries, but then they don't even send their own boys.

00:24:18.080 And I saw this next tweet I thought was great.

00:24:20.300 Can you read that?

00:24:21.400 Yeah, Jewish N-words be like, we don't control the government, and then force America to destroy their enemies for 25 years.

00:24:29.440 Yeah, it's very true.

00:24:31.360 And that's what it feels like.

00:24:32.860 And then, I don't know if you guys saw, Ted Cruz was on Tucker discussing his beliefs, and he was trying to justify us aiding and supporting Israel because the Bible tells us to, and as a Christian, he feels like he's supposed to.

00:24:47.040 Here's that clip.

00:24:47.960 For all your information, so, first of all, so, my religion is Christian.

00:24:58.480 That's my religion.

00:25:00.840 Because God was born in Bethlehem, Israel.

00:25:10.900 You see, I learned about God.

00:25:14.860 So, that was Ted Cruz explaining how the Bible tells him to support Israel, the country that was invented 70 years ago.

00:25:23.040 1948, that country.

00:25:24.720 Yeah.

00:25:25.160 Benjamin Netanyahu runs it.

00:25:26.580 That's the Bible.

00:25:27.880 The Bible says we need to give them Tomahawk missiles.

00:25:30.440 The Bible said that.

00:25:31.980 Yep.

00:25:32.360 And then, the right-wing homosexuals were getting involved in the action as well.

00:25:36.980 Can you read that Dave Rubin tweet?

00:25:38.900 If Iran goes down and the people rise up, there genuinely could be world peace for many years.

00:25:44.460 Oh, so he dangles some hope in front of a-

00:25:46.500 Just like the other regime changes worked out, right?

00:25:49.260 Nor in some utopian way, but in a real-world New Dawn way.

00:25:53.200 Terrorism will no longer be funded, orchestrated, or funded by a state in any meaningful way.

00:25:59.300 He's got typos in this.

00:26:00.700 Worldwide jihad and the brain-broken obsession with Jews and Israel will be left utterly fruitless.

00:26:06.740 The obsession with Israel will be fruitless as long as you get involved in this one.

00:26:11.380 One last hit.

00:26:12.020 Let us be the ones obsessed with them as the good guys.

00:26:15.180 Yeah.

00:26:15.940 You get the point.

00:26:16.740 We get the point.

00:26:17.860 We don't need to.

00:26:18.820 And then we have-

00:26:19.440 Long paragraphs.

00:26:20.000 He's writing line breaks.

00:26:21.420 You know, you type a tweet like this, several lines, kind of takes you a lot of time.

00:26:25.440 You're like, oh, let me think.

00:26:26.620 Yeah, then I'll hit him with this.

00:26:28.040 Then I'll do this.

00:26:28.840 A lot of effort, a lot of crying, a lot of yelling.

00:26:31.340 Everyone's getting involved in this issue.

00:26:33.060 This is the important issue.

00:26:34.760 40 million illegals here, by the way.

00:26:36.120 Voter fraud, 40 million illegals, COVID.

00:26:41.560 This is the one that everyone needs to start rounding the troops up for.

00:26:45.140 And then Trey Yings tweeted, Israeli hospitals should be protected.

00:26:48.720 Palestinian hospitals should be protected.

00:26:50.720 Iranian hospitals should be protected.

00:26:52.920 This isn't hard.

00:26:53.960 And then David Rubin goes, Trey, for fuck's sake at this point, why do you do this?

00:26:59.640 What the hell is going on with some of these people, man?

00:27:03.840 But it's because Dave Rubin's a tough guy.

00:27:05.960 He lives in a Miami condo with his literal husband.

00:27:09.440 He's a tough guy.

00:27:10.480 And the two kids he acquired from some poor mother who was probably not the most financially

00:27:15.620 well off.

00:27:16.540 Yeah.

00:27:16.820 Took the 40 grand a piece.

00:27:18.440 Yeah, he's a tough guy.

00:27:19.640 Or whatever it was.

00:27:20.760 He's ready to fight in the war if he needs to.

00:27:23.480 He's enlisting.

00:27:24.620 And then he makes you wonder, what are we fighting for?

00:27:26.820 What are Israelis up to while this war is taking place?

00:27:30.720 And I actually found a clip.

00:27:32.340 When you're a power gay in a bomb shelter with sexy Tel Aviv power gays, what do you think,

00:27:40.340 guys?

00:27:41.360 You could be anywhere in the world.

00:27:43.860 I think I kind of want to be here.

00:27:46.340 I'll be as punky as well.

00:27:47.440 I get it.

00:27:49.700 That room gets stinky.

00:27:51.660 Oh, yeah.

00:27:51.940 That room, the walls get condensation from all the sweat.

00:27:55.440 And that room is one of the worst places on earth.

00:27:59.320 You see that teacup Yorkie or whatever back there?

00:28:02.080 They involve him.

00:28:04.560 Disgusting shit.

00:28:05.420 That room is bad.

00:28:06.620 That's what Dave Rubin's defending.

00:28:07.900 Yeah, that's what Dave Rubin likes it so much.

00:28:09.500 I know.

00:28:10.140 Makes sense.

00:28:10.880 I don't want to be the cleaning lady.

00:28:12.560 Yeah.

00:28:13.560 It's very disgusting.

00:28:15.220 So yeah, all these fake MAGA types are showing their cards now with the Iran can't have nukes

00:28:20.940 and we need to support our greatest ally.

00:28:22.320 But remember, Israel is not even our ally.

00:28:26.120 They spy on us.

00:28:27.520 They've attacked us.

00:28:28.520 They lied to us.

00:28:29.680 They flooded the West with third worlders via NGOs.

00:28:33.140 Many of those NGOs are disguised as Catholic NGOs, but they're actually not.

00:28:37.300 And the right-wing Jews start the wars.

00:28:40.120 And the left-wing Jews bring the refugees into the Western countries.

00:28:43.360 That's how it works.

00:28:44.140 And then I found this prompt on Grok and listened to what Israel did to help China's military.

00:28:50.500 Some guy said, Grok, did Israel modernize China's military?

00:28:54.060 And was it against U.S.'s wishes?

00:28:56.700 And says, hey, you're throwing some spicy questions my way.

00:28:59.160 All right, let's dig into this.

00:29:00.400 Did Israel modernize China's military?

00:29:02.640 Looks like there's some evidence from the 80s and 90s where Israel sold tech, tank upgrades,

00:29:07.500 UAVs, even some missile know-how to boost China's arsenal.

00:29:11.560 Cash was tight for Israel's own projects.

00:29:14.520 So it's not hard to see why they'd cash in.

00:29:17.540 Was it against the U.S.'s wishes?

00:29:18.880 Oh, you bet it ruffled some feathers.

00:29:20.360 U.S. got mad enough to demand cancellations.

00:29:22.860 And there's whispers of tech leaks that had them fuming.

00:29:26.940 I'm not swallowing the official line whole, though.

00:29:30.260 Governments love to spin tails.

00:29:32.180 My guess, based on the patterns, is Israel played both sides to survive.

00:29:36.120 Wrote to survive because they're under attack so much.

00:29:38.220 And the U.S. wasn't thrilled but couldn't stop it entirely.

00:29:40.440 I hate how Grok tries to be, like, a sassy thing like that.

00:29:44.420 Like, just give me the fucking info.

00:29:46.120 You're not my friend.

00:29:46.940 You're an AI robot.

00:29:48.320 Yeah, played both sides.

00:29:49.420 Like, who do you think did that?

00:29:50.560 Yeah.

00:29:50.980 Something to think about.

00:29:52.080 Doesn't really sound like ally behavior.

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00:30:56.560 That's the end of our Israel-Iran section.

00:30:58.960 Let's move on to our migrants section.

00:31:01.680 I think the main point is look at everybody who's getting so mad and getting so up in an uproar and tweeting 40 times in an hour.

00:31:09.700 Like the level of engagement and passion that you've never seen on any domestic topic.

00:31:15.460 And then you think to yourself, huh, I'm listening to this person for other stuff.

00:31:18.800 Yeah, they make fun of the woke or the left.

00:31:22.460 But then when this kind of important U.S. military question comes into play, they're all in on this.

00:31:28.880 It's just a very strange thing.

00:31:30.220 I don't care about that country, that weird random country in the Middle East.

00:31:35.100 With 9 million people?

00:31:36.400 I don't really care about them.

00:31:37.620 And then some people, they really care about that.

00:31:40.520 Makes you wonder.

00:31:41.220 And then I go, okay, cool.

00:31:43.180 You're not really my – we don't have those shared values.

00:31:47.060 So pay attention to that, right?

00:31:48.860 Yeah.

00:31:49.240 It makes you wonder who had sex with the child on that secret island.

00:31:52.740 Certainly.

00:31:53.260 Is that what you were thinking?

00:31:54.260 No, I wasn't.

00:31:55.300 But those are intertwined.

00:31:57.020 Those are certainly intertwined.

00:31:58.160 Those people help too.

00:31:59.560 Yeah.

00:32:00.080 All right.

00:32:00.500 Let's get to our migrant section.

00:32:03.460 Nothing crazy.

00:32:04.280 Kind of a lighter migrant section because we have so much war stuff.

00:32:06.900 Yeah.

00:32:07.160 But I want to open up with this multiculturalism tweet and why it doesn't work.

00:32:11.380 Yeah.

00:32:11.580 From Uncommon Sense, he said, Jews in America, we need all hands on deck to fight Iran in this war.

00:32:17.980 White people in America, we need mass deportations to get our country back.

00:32:21.860 Black people in America, where are our reparations?

00:32:25.040 Mexicans in America, viva la raza.

00:32:27.140 As they're waving the Mexican flag.

00:32:29.700 Arabs in America, we need to support the Palestinians.

00:32:32.640 Indians in America, we must expand the H-1B program.

00:32:36.220 Yeah.

00:32:36.780 Yeah.

00:32:37.140 So that's what it is.

00:32:38.360 You bring in all these people from all these other countries, and now your country is a

00:32:42.320 hodgepodge of that, and all they care about is the countries they came from.

00:32:46.040 Just a bunch of random, competing, self-interested identity groups.

00:32:51.020 All with blood feuds.

00:32:52.360 And it's not great.

00:32:53.600 It's not good for us.

00:32:54.580 The good news is, which we kind of mentioned earlier, over 1 million illegals have self-deported

00:32:58.920 since Trump took office.

00:33:00.320 That's good.

00:33:01.220 1 million, 50 million total, 2%.

00:33:04.820 And it's interesting because this number is outpacing actual deportations by a good amount.

00:33:13.700 I've had raw estimates on total number of deportations between like 100,000 to 200,000.

00:33:18.980 And so if a million have self-deported, that's like a five-to-one ratio, which we had mentioned there exists a ratio of people who will just quit or it's gotten too hard and will give up.

00:33:31.540 And now we're getting an idea of that ratio.

00:33:35.500 And I will say, though, it's probably highest at the beginning when people who just got here are like, oh, party's over.

00:33:42.180 Might as well go back.

00:33:43.220 Or like kids who are off from school for the summer and then they go back to Mexico.

00:33:46.460 Yeah, yeah, that could be something.

00:33:49.120 But, you know, it's a promising sign.

00:33:51.120 And Stephen Miller, I hope he's paying attention and finding new ways to encourage them to get the fuck out.

00:33:55.660 Yeah, Stephen Miller, finish the episode, get back to work after.

00:33:59.380 Okay, yeah.

00:34:01.100 2X speed.

00:34:02.260 2X speed.

00:34:02.820 2X speed, you can handle it.

00:34:04.460 Then there's a new ICE ad or anti-ICE ad where they try to make fun of Republicans.

00:34:09.900 And here it is.

00:34:11.920 I had a really good time today.

00:34:13.340 Yeah, me too.

00:34:14.380 What are you doing?

00:34:17.000 She's coming with us.

00:34:18.460 What are you talking about?

00:34:19.320 Who are you?

00:34:20.080 I'm your Republican congressman.

00:34:21.900 Now that we're in charge, we're rounding up illegals.

00:34:24.760 She was born here.

00:34:25.760 She's a citizen.

00:34:26.700 I don't care.

00:34:27.900 She looks like one of them.

00:34:29.600 But don't worry.

00:34:30.820 When she's in prison in El Salvador, she'll have lots of company.

00:34:37.020 All right.

00:34:37.700 Make that Republican Senator Stephen Miller and I'd watch that show.

00:34:41.420 Yeah.

00:34:41.680 This is new on Netflix coming January 14th.

00:34:46.240 And they pretend that's what's happening here as if like this nice 20-year-old girl who's in college.

00:34:52.300 Perfect English speaking, hot.

00:34:53.480 Perfect English speaking, very good looking.

00:34:55.700 They're pretending that's who we're dealing with.

00:34:57.740 And here's the reality.

00:34:58.880 Illegals in libtard propaganda versus illegals in reality.

00:35:02.260 They're selling fentanyl.

00:35:03.380 They're doing bad shit.

00:35:04.220 They look like shit.

00:35:05.020 They look like fucking anti – they look like propaganda, negative propaganda.

00:35:10.280 Yeah.

00:35:11.000 But yeah, so – and again, if this was who was coming across our border, the white women, oh, they'd go crazy.

00:35:19.440 They wouldn't want these sexy Latinas stealing their shit.

00:35:23.780 And yeah, so I mean it's just fake.

00:35:25.360 And then you remember the other ad we covered with this guy?

00:35:27.960 Where he's sucking somebody.

00:35:28.960 Yeah, I'm your Republican congressman.

00:35:30.920 I need to service daddy.

00:35:32.160 They make this guy do and say whatever the fuck they want.

00:35:34.980 Yeah, I'm beginning to think he's not a Republican.

00:35:36.760 He might be a Democrat actor.

00:35:38.360 I'm beginning to think he's an actor who never had any relevance and he's taken $1,500 per spot.

00:35:43.080 Yeah, and he lives in a condo in Studio City.

00:35:46.000 With a roommate.

00:35:47.120 Yeah.

00:35:47.940 All right, next, our last piece of the migrant section is kind of a rap boy brainchild section.

00:35:52.960 He's going to cook on it.

00:35:54.880 H1B hidden tech job fraud.

00:35:56.900 Yeah, so H1B obviously over Christmas became a hot topic with tech people being all, oh, we need to get the top talent, blah, blah, blah.

00:36:07.380 And the right wing is always talking about how it's at the expense of Americans and how people – there's like a little network of Indian people who hire other Indians and they chain migrate H1Bs and they take small business loans.

00:36:19.780 There's a big scammy problem with them.

00:36:21.740 And this was a Twitter account, so it's like a guy's passion project about this next leg of the process that I didn't really know about and so we thought we would share it on the show.

00:36:32.740 This guy's Twitter account is called Discover Hidden Tech Jobs and it's Jobs Now PR.

00:36:39.740 And it says it's your gateway to the exclusive world of H1B perm job postings as featured in Newsweek.

00:36:45.500 So I'm going to read a couple of things that kind of sum up what exactly is happening here.

00:36:50.880 Just stay with me.

00:36:52.200 It's interesting and it's a part of the process where they're scamming and kind of screwing over Americans who are looking for the jobs.

00:37:01.940 So Jobs.now targets a specific stage of the H1B employment-based visa process.

00:37:07.980 And it's when an employer wants to sponsor an immigrant for a green card.

00:37:12.760 Known as the PERM process, H1B holders can look to make their temporary visa permanent with a green card.

00:37:19.340 But employers first have to test the market and see if they could, in fact, fill the role with a U.S. citizen or someone already in the country with legal resident status.

00:37:29.120 If they can prove that no American is suitable for the role, then the immigrant worker can move forward with their green card application.

00:37:36.800 So there's kind of this thing where, yeah, we can sponsor you to be a permanent resident, but you've got to be the only guy who knows how to do this certain app thing.

00:37:44.760 And nobody else is desperately looking for a job who's American, right?

00:37:49.320 The underlying issue is that U.S. immigration policy requires most employers to do labor market testing at the PERM stage where they are sponsoring a foreign worker for the green card.

00:38:00.960 I kind of already mentioned that.

00:38:02.440 So basically they can give the green card and take that next step in the process, the green card for the migrant, as long as they couldn't find an American to fill that role.

00:38:12.660 And then that gray area is where they take advantage, I'm assuming.

00:38:16.240 Exactly.

00:38:16.940 And we're going to get into it in a second.

00:38:19.260 But tech companies are kind of like dragging their heels or not exactly posting the job everywhere they would normally.

00:38:26.320 They're not recruiting.

00:38:28.360 A lot of these tech companies have someone in mind like, oh, Jagpreet, Jagpreet, here, technically we've got to post the job before we can sponsor you for permanent residency in America.

00:38:37.580 And then like there's 500 Americans who are like, I would fucking love that job.

00:38:41.800 240K a year at Meta, fully remote, and Jagpreet is getting it?

00:38:45.580 But so there are some Reddit posts here in reaction to this from the H1B subreddit where they all gather and talk about how to scam the system together.

00:38:55.640 There is now a movement to explicitly derail PERM applications by spamming applications regardless of qualifications.

00:39:01.560 And that's in reference to this Twitter account I just mentioned.

00:39:04.580 And then the guy goes on to say, even though most of these are specialized roles and they literally have zero experience because, muh, they're stealing our jobs and they have all the free time in the world.

00:39:17.800 So he's complaining that Americans are actually applying for these jobs.

00:39:21.520 And, muh, my jobs.

00:39:23.040 So this is what they think of you, right?

00:39:25.300 And then here's another one from another H1B guy who thought he was getting the layup doing this process from his current employer.

00:39:32.840 And he says, employer says they can't file PERM because they received 400 applicants for my PERM job.

00:39:41.420 Hi, everyone.

00:39:41.940 I work for a small U.S. tech company and we're in the early stages of a PERM-based green card sponsorship.

00:39:47.800 HR posted my position and so far has received 400 U.S. worker applications and they expect roughly 600 total.

00:39:55.700 HR is now telling me if we go through all 400 resumes and formally reject each applicant, it will flag us for a Department of Labor audit and could put the entire company at risk.

00:40:07.160 We're thinking of just canceling the posting.

00:40:09.720 My direct manager, however, says he's willing to personally review every single applicant, document that none are qualified, and move ahead with the PERM filing.

00:40:17.920 So the resistance is actually working.

00:40:20.400 And do you see that key point there where it says he's willing to risk the whole business?

00:40:24.860 Well, we're thinking of just canceling the posting.

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00:41:28.920 So 400 Americans are applying.

00:41:30.920 This business wanted to give the job and a green card to this Indian H-1B guy, and they're thinking of canceling it after getting so many applications, right?

00:41:41.280 Like, crazy situation.

00:41:44.720 And so a little bit more about the context of, like, the boxes they have to check to do this.

00:41:50.020 The Department of Labor requires the roles to be listed publicly, including in at least two Sunday – major Sunday newspapers on a state workforce agency site and internally at the company itself.

00:42:01.340 Employers also have to choose from two other advertising methods, such as job fairs or college campuses.

00:42:06.780 So there's these rules that they have to do a fair, like, open process to test the market and see if Americans want the job.

00:42:15.720 And then interestingly enough, none of this is required when a company initially sets out to obtain an H-1B visa.

00:42:22.060 So that's the precursor.

00:42:23.920 So they don't have these rules.

00:42:25.260 They just have them for when it's time for a green card.

00:42:28.900 Here are some of the companies who are doing this.

00:42:30.900 Amazon, Anheuser-Busch, IBM, Bank of America, Accenture.

00:42:35.740 Major, major companies are doing this.

00:42:39.020 And just to show you kind of how companies are – you know, that example we just showed where someone was like – they're thinking about just canceling the job posting after so many Americans did it.

00:42:48.840 They're doing this in, like, a fucked up way where they're just trying to get some guy a green card and a permanent job.

00:42:54.960 And it's not genuine.

00:42:56.740 It's scammy, right?

00:42:58.120 It's not like, oh, we really need a VP of sales here and it's open to anyone.

00:43:02.760 May the best man win.

00:43:04.080 It's like trying to get a weird thing for an Indian guy who's on a temporary visa.

00:43:08.020 They like Indian guy.

00:43:09.460 And so here's an example.

00:43:10.760 Yes, thank you.

00:43:11.700 Here's an example of a settlement of an employer who broke the law, basically.

00:43:18.900 Justice Department secures a $25 million landmark agreement with Apple to resolve employment discrimination allegations based on citizenship status.

00:43:29.240 Specifically, the department's investigation found that Apple did not advertise positions Apple sought to fill through the PERM program on its external job website,

00:43:39.240 even though its standard practice was to post other job positions on that site.

00:43:44.500 So they'd do it for jobs they were actually looking to fill, and then for a PERM job, they'd go, meh, don't list it.

00:43:50.840 It also required PERM position applicants to mail paper applications, even though the company permitted electronic applications for other positions.

00:43:59.600 In some instances, Apple did not consider certain applications for PERM positions from Apple employees if those applications were submitted electronically as opposed to paper applications submitted through the mail.

00:44:11.700 So in what world Apple, that tech company, and this is from 2023, Apple, that tech company, that tech giant, everything's on the phone and the Mac and the iPad.

00:44:21.040 Everything's computer.

00:44:21.840 Everything's computer, and they want you to mail in your application, and that's why they owe the fucking – that's why they settled with the federal government for $25 million, right?

00:44:30.800 Good.

00:44:32.220 And then this comes on the heels of we covered – so that sums up the entire process, right?

00:44:40.040 These companies post a job with someone in mind, which is totally against what it's supposed to be.

00:44:47.480 The H-1Bs are fuming online that Americans are applying to the jobs.

00:44:51.700 They're mad at this Twitter account.

00:44:53.780 Let's put the Twitter account back up again.

00:44:56.140 Discover hidden tech jobs now.

00:44:57.680 If you're an American and you want tech jobs, these are jobs that are good out there that are getting under-advertised.

00:45:05.480 So this is like an expose on some of these companies.

00:45:09.060 Go apply.

00:45:10.340 Maybe you're qualified for some of these if you're in tech.

00:45:13.440 But so that's the basic edge of the scam.

00:45:15.820 And then to follow up from a story that we covered last episode where the meatpacking plant got raided, remember?

00:45:24.080 And everybody goes, oh, Americans don't want these jobs.

00:45:26.060 Americans aren't going to pick strawberries.

00:45:27.440 They're not going to do the meatpacking.

00:45:29.920 This is – the article says how a city in Nebraska is recovering after the state's largest worksite immigration raid.

00:45:37.060 And it says Omaha, Nebraska, every seat in the waiting area of Glen Valley Foods was occupied with people filling out job applications early Thursday afternoon.

00:45:45.900 So Americans want the meatpacking jobs.

00:45:49.660 Americans certainly want the tech jobs, the remote high-paying tech jobs.

00:45:54.780 And we just need to bring more fucking awareness to this stuff because we're being screwed.

00:46:01.880 And this is so in the weeds – sorry to go on for so long, but it's so in the weeds that who knows this except for like an immigration lawyer?

00:46:10.020 Yeah.

00:46:10.320 Who knows this except for a very specific HR department lady who deals specifically with Indians?

00:46:14.740 So this type of shit should piss you off, and I'd go on Fox News and yell about this.

00:46:21.120 I certainly wouldn't go on Fox News and yell about Israel or nothing.

00:46:24.220 That's a good point.

00:46:25.380 So this is the type of shit we need to be focused on.

00:46:28.040 Stephen Miller.

00:46:29.060 Please.

00:46:29.600 Please, Stephen Miller.

00:46:30.800 Someone just funnel this up to Stephen.

00:46:33.480 Yeah.

00:46:33.880 Please.

00:46:34.340 He's watching.

00:46:34.980 And, yeah, shout out to this guy because this is what makes America great, right?

00:46:39.000 Like random guy who probably got screwed for a tech job once upon a time, figured out it was an inside job to get Jagpreet Patel his job.

00:46:49.160 And he goes, huh, I'm going to go scorched earth on this, post every single hidden perm job listing that there is, and ruin these fucking companies' lives.

00:46:57.980 And that's probably the nexus of how this Twitter account was created, right?

00:47:01.420 Yeah.

00:47:01.800 So good for you, and thank you for getting all this information together for us because –

00:47:06.200 No problem.

00:47:06.700 They're screw – no, I'm talking to him.

00:47:09.000 They're screwing us, you know?

00:47:10.560 They're screwing Americans and abusing systems.

00:47:13.500 And then a lot of times it's Indians helping another Indian get into the job.

00:47:17.360 They like to help each other.

00:47:18.980 They love being exclusive.

00:47:20.740 All right.

00:47:21.240 Good cook, Ratboy.

00:47:22.460 Thank you.

00:47:22.960 That was a good cook sesh, and I'm going to take over from here for the final page of housekeeping.

00:47:27.080 Hopefully that wasn't too hard to follow because it's kind of like a niche thing.

00:47:31.260 And, again, –

00:47:31.880 You got to do stuff to get the job.

00:47:33.700 They didn't do the stuff.

00:47:34.580 They gave the job.

00:47:35.920 Indians.

00:47:36.540 Employers try to cheat.

00:47:37.560 They try – it's like – it's called sandbagging, you know?

00:47:40.040 They're sandbagging.

00:47:40.680 Oh, yeah, here's the job.

00:47:41.860 Anybody wants it, you know?

00:47:43.720 And then these Indian guys jump on it.

00:47:46.320 You got to mail it in.

00:47:47.460 So true.

00:47:48.100 It's very scummy shit.

00:47:49.560 All right.

00:47:49.900 We're now on the final page of housekeeping.

00:47:51.440 I'm going to cook for a little bit.

00:47:52.660 Make sure you guys use the opportunity to go to post.

00:47:54.460 Help us juice the alga.

00:47:55.240 Leave a like.

00:47:55.840 Leave a comment.

00:47:56.440 Then comment again.

00:47:57.140 Then start yapping.

00:47:58.060 P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:47:58.960 Old notifications need to be on.

00:48:00.120 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:48:01.700 And links to the episodes need to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:48:04.520 Smart.

00:48:05.660 All this and more.

00:48:07.760 It's like a lesson podcast.

00:48:09.460 All right.

00:48:10.280 First thing, we, on our last episode, talked about sign language and how they're bullshitting.

00:48:16.860 They're ballparking it.

00:48:18.360 They're just vibing it.

00:48:19.420 Yeah.

00:48:19.840 And I found another example.

00:48:20.920 Good evening.

00:48:22.760 After a two-day manhunt, two sleepless nights, law enforcement have apprehended Vance Bolter.

00:48:29.640 That's 48 hours that law enforcement involved in a complex and dangerous manhunt.

00:48:36.780 Spent Father's Day away from their families to deliver justice for Melissa and Mark Hortman.

00:48:43.940 It's like, get this person the fuck out of here.

00:48:46.580 You're doing a press conference on like a manhunt of a murderer who assassinated people.

00:48:51.180 And then like two feet away from you, you have like this lady going like this.

00:48:55.100 Yeah.

00:48:55.540 She bumps into him.

00:48:56.880 Hits the water off the podium or something.

00:48:58.500 How many fucking deaf people are watching?

00:49:00.420 I don't know.

00:49:00.980 Get the fuck out of here.

00:49:02.020 And everyone goes, oh, Fleck is, I'm a sign language teacher and they are actually signing.

00:49:07.520 I don't care.

00:49:08.360 No, they're not.

00:49:09.540 She looked like she was.

00:49:10.900 I think she spelled out Vance Bolter.

00:49:13.060 You saw her fire off some letters really quick.

00:49:15.340 Like everyone says it's real signing.

00:49:17.100 It's not.

00:49:17.480 This is what real signing looks like.

00:49:18.940 This is signing from the 90s.

00:49:21.340 Life is much more challenging when you're deaf.

00:49:26.540 It's hard to ask questions when signing is your way of communicating.

00:49:33.660 I'm lucky to at least have partial hearing and the ability to sign.

00:49:37.940 That's real sign language.

00:49:39.500 Okay.

00:49:39.760 And now it's liberal bullshit.

00:49:41.400 Now it turned into bald lady face making liberal bullshit.

00:49:45.980 It's all bullshit.

00:49:47.300 That lady's not doing anything.

00:49:48.160 Get her off the stage.

00:49:49.700 This is distracting.

00:49:50.880 We have the police commissioner here, the governor.

00:49:53.860 Yeah.

00:49:54.160 And then the third person up on the podium is going like this.

00:49:59.320 You're taking a lot of ground.

00:50:00.280 I admit that.

00:50:00.900 I'm pissed.

00:50:01.920 Okay.

00:50:02.760 I feel like Mark Levin talking about Israel.

00:50:05.300 I agree.

00:50:06.080 All right.

00:50:06.500 Next.

00:50:06.960 You do remind me of Mark Levin talking about Israel.

00:50:09.620 All right.

00:50:09.900 Next.

00:50:10.260 I saw a funny tweet.

00:50:11.420 This is just a joke, but broke a rule by eating a snack before bed.

00:50:15.340 It completely messed up my glucose and I woke up feeling ill.

00:50:18.700 Won't do that again.

00:50:20.080 And can you read what someone replied?

00:50:21.900 Ozzy Osbourne had two bottles of vodka and then sang for three hours every other night

00:50:26.240 for three decades.

00:50:28.720 That's pretty good.

00:50:29.900 To be fair, Ozzy Osbourne is retarded now.

00:50:32.020 Yeah.

00:50:32.400 And he's all fucked up.

00:50:33.340 Yeah.

00:50:33.700 But everyone's a pussy.

00:50:34.860 No, my glucose.

00:50:37.060 I'm too affected by it.

00:50:38.760 People really go crazy with the monitoring and like my whoop score.

00:50:42.720 Yeah.

00:50:43.020 People go crazy.

00:50:44.360 And then it affects their life.

00:50:46.040 And then they're kind of, it's like gamifying health.

00:50:50.040 But then what's the eating pie with your son at one in the morning?

00:50:56.040 You know, like you can't really measure like life versus, oh, I'm doing what my watch told

00:51:01.980 me, you know, going out for drinks with your wife or fiance or something.

00:51:05.980 I can't drink and drive and smoke cigarettes.

00:51:09.140 It'll mess up my blood sugar.

00:51:11.000 All right.

00:51:11.300 And it's good to be healthy, obviously, but everyone's kind of becoming a pussy about it.

00:51:16.180 Yeah.

00:51:16.820 Speaking of health, this is something that actually is important.

00:51:20.040 I tweeted the other day, boomer neighbor with no shirt on in his front yard spraying

00:51:24.180 Roundup.

00:51:25.040 Thanks.

00:51:25.740 Yeah.

00:51:26.000 I mean, waves to me as I drive by.

00:51:28.060 And Roundup's obviously very bad for you.

00:51:29.880 The glyphosate fucks you up.

00:51:31.200 That's what affects the grains that we're eating too.

00:51:33.620 It nukes your stomach.

00:51:34.620 It's really, really bad for you.

00:51:36.460 Avoid it at all costs.

00:51:37.540 Then someone, a show watcher, replied an alternative to Roundup if you guys are looking to spray.

00:51:42.820 Said gallon of 30% vinegar, half cup of dish soap, half cup of salt, kills everything in

00:51:48.240 its path.

00:51:48.960 It's the best non-toxic way to keep weeds out of gravel, flower bed, or off your fence

00:51:53.520 line.

00:51:54.060 That's nice.

00:51:55.380 Vinegar has a lot of uses.

00:51:57.860 Vinegar.

00:51:58.480 Strong.

00:51:59.220 Especially the-

00:52:00.120 Acidic.

00:52:00.660 Yeah.

00:52:01.160 Especially the second two-thirds of the word.

00:52:03.380 Oh, yeah.

00:52:04.040 That's my favorite part.

00:52:05.940 All right.

00:52:06.600 Next, Harry Sisson posted this video.

00:52:09.260 It's real.

00:52:10.260 And it goes all the way down behind me.

00:52:11.840 All the way down.

00:52:12.800 All the way down.

00:52:14.260 We're out here, man.

00:52:15.160 We're out here.

00:52:16.520 He's having fun.

00:52:17.720 Yeah.

00:52:18.040 And I think later he said the reason he didn't do the full wide shot was because he was bricked

00:52:24.360 up.

00:52:24.920 Okay.

00:52:25.300 That makes sense.

00:52:25.860 So he didn't want to-

00:52:26.740 You talked to him?

00:52:27.160 You spoke to him on the phone?

00:52:27.920 No, I just saw him get interviewed at the thing.

00:52:30.480 He goes, oh, only show up here.

00:52:32.000 I'm bricked up.

00:52:33.100 Okay.

00:52:33.580 So he gets turned on by that shit.

00:52:35.580 I mean, I'm not judging.

00:52:36.580 All right.

00:52:36.780 Maybe him and Dave Rubin can hang out.

00:52:38.320 Yeah.

00:52:39.100 Someone made Big Joker on Twitter.

00:52:41.740 Our friend made Guy Fieri memes for us.

00:52:45.240 So there's me as Guy Fieri.

00:52:47.080 And I wanted to do some Guy Fieri lore with you guys.

00:52:51.080 I was watching Triple D the other day, Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

00:52:54.940 Yeah.

00:52:55.140 And then after, or actually the next day, I was watching Guy's Grocery Games.

00:53:00.480 So Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is Triple D.

00:53:03.060 Guy's Grocery Games is Triple G.

00:53:06.260 Did you, does he know about this?

00:53:08.780 Yeah.

00:53:09.040 Oh, yeah.

00:53:09.460 I heard him say it.

00:53:10.340 Oh, okay.

00:53:11.480 So he did it intentionally.

00:53:12.680 He likes alliteration.

00:53:13.840 But that's pretty good.

00:53:16.120 Yeah, that is pretty good.

00:53:17.140 That's good branding.

00:53:17.520 That's like really good branding.

00:53:19.080 So I just wanted you guys to know that.

00:53:20.480 That's huge.

00:53:21.220 Okay.

00:53:21.400 Um, we've been doing iPads lately.

00:53:24.120 Rap Boy got an iPad.

00:53:25.200 He inspired me.

00:53:26.420 And I got an iPad too.

00:53:28.000 Yeah.

00:53:28.460 I said, you want me to read the tweet?

00:53:29.860 I've been iPad kid maxing recently.

00:53:32.040 Giant screen.

00:53:33.160 Scrolling reels.

00:53:34.300 YouTube mini player while doing other stuff.

00:53:36.320 I can see why toddlers get one-shotted by this.

00:53:39.100 Yeah.

00:53:39.660 It's addicting.

00:53:40.160 I'm addicted too.

00:53:41.140 And I have it next to me.

00:53:41.920 And I have all my stocks and cryptos or whatever on display.

00:53:46.060 And it's constantly, uh, you know.

00:53:49.060 Constantly stimulating you.

00:53:49.900 Draining your cortisol.

00:53:50.920 Draining my cortisol.

00:53:51.800 Yeah.

00:53:52.020 That was what I was looking for.

00:53:53.440 I, um, and people were replying to, it's mostly a joke.

00:53:56.560 I did get an iPad recently and it's good for scrolling and it like saves your phone battery

00:54:01.220 when you're looking.

00:54:02.100 And people are like, oh, yo, the iPad's bad for you.

00:54:04.540 Like you should do this or like get, get rid of the blue light.

00:54:07.460 Stuff like that.

00:54:08.040 People make comments.

00:54:08.640 It's like, guys, we run a internet clips podcast news thing.

00:54:13.480 Do you think we're not constantly on some form?

00:54:16.380 We have to be.

00:54:17.560 I go night.

00:54:18.280 I turn my phone on night mode at like four o'clock in the afternoon.

00:54:22.060 Hopefully that helps.

00:54:22.940 There's some steps you can take, but guys, we're constantly online.

00:54:26.540 You, you know that.

00:54:27.480 We're fucked.

00:54:28.060 Yeah.

00:54:28.280 So, um, we actually need the iPad.

00:54:30.500 It's a work expense too.

00:54:31.860 Yeah.

00:54:32.320 Will you write it off?

00:54:33.120 Write it off.

00:54:33.820 All right.

00:54:34.620 I was thinking about writing this off.

00:54:36.060 Someone messaged me and said, Hey, I'm a, I'm a pretty good poker player.

00:54:39.660 I'm, I want to do the world series of poker.

00:54:41.660 If you sponsor me, we can split the profits.

00:54:43.980 I'm thinking about sponsoring.

00:54:45.260 It's only 10, it's $10,000, which is a lot.

00:54:47.560 Yeah.

00:54:47.980 But with a random guy with like one Instagram follower who randomly DM'd you.

00:54:51.760 But it's 5,000 each.

00:54:53.300 And then, so, and then I would write it off.

00:54:58.600 True.

00:54:58.860 We would talk about it on the show and then we could all tune in and watch.

00:55:01.620 Make him wear a hoodie.

00:55:02.520 Make him wear a hoodie.

00:55:03.840 Write the hoodie off.

00:55:05.200 Um, okay.

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00:56:06.760 Quick thing I'm going to cook on these next two points.

00:56:08.940 Okay.

00:56:10.020 The dog needs to go to the vet.

00:56:11.960 Jerry?

00:56:12.640 Well, I'm saying when it happens.

00:56:14.060 Okay.

00:56:14.300 He goes to the vet and he's like this and he's scared.

00:56:18.240 He smells 30 other dogs' piss piles.

00:56:20.620 He hears barking from another kennel.

00:56:23.620 He probably had a bad experience when he was neutered because ever since then he has never been the same at the vet.

00:56:28.120 He gets scared.

00:56:29.480 They come to give him a shot and he doesn't bite, but he kind of like...

00:56:32.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:34.100 He thinks about it.

00:56:35.300 He doesn't connect, but he knows something bad's happening.

00:56:39.940 Why can't you have a sneaky vet that comes to your house?

00:56:43.120 So someone comes in the door.

00:56:44.720 They're dressed normal.

00:56:45.760 Hey, what's up?

00:56:47.080 Hey, Jerry, be nice.

00:56:48.540 Oh, introduce yourself.

00:56:49.460 Oh, hey, Jerry.

00:56:50.320 Nice to meet you.

00:56:51.380 Oh, let me look in your ear real quick.

00:56:54.220 Starts checking him.

00:56:55.180 Hey, Jerry, you're a good boy.

00:56:56.680 Got a little heart test right there.

00:56:58.420 Seeing your heart.

00:56:59.220 Oh, you're good.

00:57:00.160 Oh, Jerry, look over here.

00:57:01.640 Small prick.

00:57:02.480 Here's a little shot.

00:57:03.640 Small prick.

00:57:04.020 I can't have a sneaky vet that comes in.

00:57:06.920 The dog doesn't even know what happened and you get a checkup.

00:57:09.620 Hey, that's a good idea.

00:57:11.720 Thank you.

00:57:12.160 I did not expect that in Final Bait Your Housekeeping.

00:57:14.420 So that's a good idea.

00:57:15.260 And my next idea you're going to like too.

00:57:16.960 Okay.

00:57:17.560 If bait fish were smart, they'd pretend to be dead because I take the dead ones and throw them in the water.

00:57:24.180 That's their ticket out.

00:57:25.420 Instead, when I try to get them, they swim fast, which is actually what I'm looking for.

00:57:29.660 Yeah.

00:57:30.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:30.780 So that's not an idea per se.

00:57:34.040 But if they were smart, they'd pretend to be dead and I'd throw them in the ocean, but they swim to get away from me and I'm looking for the fish who's swimming the hardest.

00:57:40.480 So they're actually shooting themselves in the foot.

00:57:42.760 Okay.

00:57:43.040 I get that.

00:57:43.580 But, you know, they're fish.

00:57:45.580 They can't even remember three seconds ago.

00:57:47.380 All right.

00:57:48.000 They don't have the capability.

00:57:49.300 Well, that's it then.

00:57:50.740 The vet was a good one.

00:57:51.880 The vet was a good one.

00:57:52.760 Yeah.

00:57:52.840 All right.

00:57:54.100 That's the end of our final page of housekeeping.

00:57:56.600 Besides this doppel, I do have a doppel from this week.

00:57:59.520 It's not even that good.

00:58:00.440 You're the lady, though.

00:58:01.480 Discount Motors.

00:58:02.740 Yeah.

00:58:03.600 That's me from Discount Motors and then you're that lady.

00:58:06.200 Good for you.

00:58:07.020 All right.

00:58:07.320 That's me.

00:58:08.180 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:58:09.580 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:58:13.200 All right.

00:58:15.980 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week, we have some gay public service providers.

00:58:19.800 I don't know what a public service provider is, but I kind of just assume it's like police

00:58:23.220 and bus drivers and that's what we're talking about.

00:58:25.620 Sure.

00:58:26.080 So that kind of works.

00:58:27.620 So this gay San Francisco cop, look what he's up to.

00:58:31.780 San Francisco sheriff.

00:58:33.020 He's showing his gay badge and it becomes even gayer.

00:58:38.760 Well, it was normal and then becomes gay and he's a gay cop.

00:58:42.980 It's actually a relief.

00:58:44.000 I thought he was going to turn into a furry when he did the transition.

00:58:46.860 Oh.

00:58:47.680 But, and I do have a theory here.

00:58:49.220 I'm going to cook for a little bit.

00:58:50.520 I do think that the gay cop types are perfect for the deep state agenda to allow for more

00:58:55.480 crime.

00:58:56.220 Okay.

00:58:56.720 Think about it.

00:58:57.640 Gay people spend six to eight hours a day of their screen time on Grindr on average.

00:59:03.500 That's documented and it's on average.

00:59:05.460 So it's probably more, uh, when gay cops do arrest someone, I'm assuming they offer the

00:59:10.080 criminal a chance to be set free if they perform some sort of sexual favors.

00:59:13.260 I'm assuming.

00:59:14.120 Yeah.

00:59:14.640 You'd agree with that for sure.

00:59:15.920 And last but not least, the gay cops are probably on or just coming off of poppers when they go

00:59:22.420 in to do their shift.

00:59:23.580 Do you think cops can do their job on poppers?

00:59:25.980 I don't know.

00:59:26.740 I've never had a popper.

00:59:27.800 I don't know what it's like.

00:59:28.640 And you might think, oh, maybe they take them at the end of their shift when things

00:59:33.000 are kind of quieting down.

00:59:34.340 Either way, I don't think it's crazy to not want your cops on poppers.

00:59:38.220 That's a very fair.

00:59:39.780 Yeah.

00:59:39.980 So you agree?

00:59:40.660 I totally.

00:59:41.460 Okay, good.

00:59:42.600 And then the cop had the patch for the trans pride LGBT flag.

00:59:47.460 As a reminder, it's the everybody except straight white people flag.

00:59:51.700 That's what they're waving.

00:59:52.700 And our next public service provider, do you have anything to say about that?

00:59:57.960 No.

00:59:58.320 I mean, the cop's a pussy.

00:59:59.520 He's a pussy and he's probably on poppers, but that might be slander.

01:00:02.560 So that's a joke.

01:00:04.160 And yeah, grinder.

01:00:06.020 But he will refuse to take a drug test.

01:00:08.940 Yeah.

01:00:09.400 Yeah.

01:00:09.740 Yeah.

01:00:10.220 Slander, but don't drug test me.

01:00:12.360 Yep.

01:00:12.700 Our next public service provider who's doing weird LGBT stuff is this bus driver in Ontario,

01:00:17.940 Canada, who is dressing as a schoolgirl, it's a man, and he calls his bus the Lolita line.

01:00:24.280 Yeah.

01:00:24.720 The male bus driver in Ontario, Canada, was confronted by parents after wearing a pink

01:00:29.360 schoolgirl outfit while on the job and is allegedly calling his bus the Lolita line.

01:00:34.180 Redux can confirm the video was taken at St. Michael the Archangel Elementary in Woodbridge.

01:00:39.840 St. Michael the Archangel.

01:00:41.000 Protect us from this demon.

01:00:43.780 From literally this.

01:00:44.620 He has since been fired, and here's the up-close picture of his outfit, Chinaman.

01:00:51.680 Can't just leave the kids alone.

01:00:53.680 And my thing is, here, we want to play the video.

01:00:56.360 We'll just play the video in the background.

01:00:57.820 Here it is where the teachers are kind of mad at him, going, what the fuck's going on?

01:01:03.660 And my main issue with this, my main point is, this guy was a normal bus driver for so

01:01:10.980 long, probably, kept the job, did it normal, and then just couldn't resist doing the sick,

01:01:16.940 depraved guy thing.

01:01:18.720 He was like, you know, there's the left brain, right brain, and I'm just making that up, but

01:01:23.940 like, the brain where it's like, yeah, no, I shouldn't do that.

01:01:27.000 That's my personal sick shit.

01:01:28.820 And then, at some point, it just leapt over, and he goes, I'm going to try it.

01:01:33.040 Because it's Pride Month.

01:01:34.400 Who's, you know, oh, yeah, Barb, who's my boss?

01:01:37.300 Who schedules it?

01:01:38.060 Yeah, she's an ally.

01:01:39.940 She's got my back.

01:01:40.820 You're the dispatchers.

01:01:41.820 They had a trans flag.

01:01:43.360 I'm good to do this.

01:01:44.040 It's Pride Month.

01:01:45.060 So, that just, that leap.

01:01:47.120 And then we're talking elementary school kids at a Christian religious name school, and

01:01:52.320 this is the type of shit you pull.

01:01:54.240 After you saw the big titty woodshop teacher, you thought, you know what?

01:01:57.200 This is conservative.

01:01:58.740 Yeah.

01:01:59.760 That's a good point.

01:02:01.300 It's so fascinating what makes these people think they can.

01:02:04.800 And it makes you wonder, how do you drive a bus while on poppers?

01:02:08.280 And you probably ask him, and he goes, well, I'm actually good at it.

01:02:10.420 I've been doing it for years.

01:02:11.660 That's the problem.

01:02:12.860 I know.

01:02:13.620 You're endangering the kids.

01:02:14.900 You're on poppers too much.

01:02:16.100 Yeah.

01:02:16.460 So, everyone wants the kids to be trans, as we know, and we actually have more evidence

01:02:20.420 and more proof that it is taught.

01:02:22.660 Modern Family Child star, Aubrey Anderson Emmons, 18, comes out as bisexual.

01:02:27.900 She had two dads.

01:02:29.100 Two dads on the gay show, where they wrote them as the best characters out there, and

01:02:33.340 bisexual now.

01:02:34.540 Yeah.

01:02:34.900 Makes sense.

01:02:35.600 Probably in name only.

01:02:36.880 Looking for attention.

01:02:38.080 Thought she needed a New York Post article.

01:02:39.820 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:02:40.840 Let's be honest.

01:02:41.500 And then, it gets worse.

01:02:43.380 Our own Supreme Court had a ruling recently, and it went in our favor, but a lot of women

01:02:49.820 on the court did not.

01:02:51.580 Can you read that?

01:02:52.440 Yeah.

01:02:52.620 These three women said today that children should be able to get their body parts chopped

01:02:55.680 off and be chemically castrated and stunt their growth.

01:02:58.540 Evil.

01:02:59.100 Liberal women are destroying our country.

01:03:01.080 And it's the usual three.

01:03:02.520 It's the usual three.

01:03:03.620 And that was for the Tennessee Supreme Court, Tennessee banning transgender treatment on kids.

01:03:10.500 I don't even want to call it treatment.

01:03:11.560 But, you know, Tennessee banning transgender experimentation on kids, and it went all the

01:03:16.420 way up to the Supreme Court.

01:03:17.780 Disfiguring and mutilating and sterilizing.

01:03:20.640 And we won.

01:03:21.620 But, you know, through those three people, they're looking to dissent all the time.

01:03:25.320 And you're a Supreme Court justice.

01:03:26.980 What are we talking about?

01:03:27.900 And two of them don't have children.

01:03:29.560 Yep.

01:03:29.840 So, it's two old, childless ladies who go, yeah, trans kids.

01:03:34.440 And then this guy, he did a speech at like a town hall, and he talks about his trans kids.

01:03:40.200 Listen to what he says.

01:03:41.560 One last personal fact.

01:03:42.880 Most trans kids know that they're trans between the ages of three and seven.

01:03:48.020 My daughter knew around two and a half.

01:03:50.740 She knew.

01:03:51.620 I didn't.

01:03:53.160 I often tell my kids that I'm not smarter than you.

01:03:56.280 I just know different things.

01:03:58.440 And the things that our kids know that we don't, those are the things that make all the difference

01:04:02.440 and the ones we should really listen to.

01:04:04.240 My child is not mentally ill.

01:04:06.240 To begin, gender-affirming care.

01:04:08.440 She had to speak to more healthcare professionals than probably anyone in this room ever has.

01:04:13.620 You're not smarter than a kid?

01:04:15.600 You're not smarter than a two- and three-year-old?

01:04:17.600 Are you stupid?

01:04:18.400 My brother, Chinese Donut Boy, when he was three years old, he used to wear cowboy boots

01:04:23.160 that scuffed up the floors of the whole house and a Batman outfit every single day.

01:04:28.040 Yeah.

01:04:28.400 And did my parents say, oh, we're going to have to build you a high-tech cave lair?

01:04:33.000 We're going to have to stock it with bats in a Batmobile.

01:04:36.080 You're smarter than us.

01:04:38.320 We've got to get you some weapons.

01:04:39.860 Chinese Donut Boy, here's a gun.

01:04:42.320 Here's a Ninja Star, too.

01:04:44.020 Yeah.

01:04:44.480 This guy, Dave Grohl type.

01:04:46.100 Yeah, and it's the bad version.

01:04:47.700 But I don't know what happened to Dave.

01:04:49.020 Is Dave Grohl a pussy?

01:04:50.780 Nah, I don't want to slander him for no reason.

01:04:52.960 Yeah, we'll look into it.

01:04:54.520 But the Dave Grohl phenotype.

01:04:58.400 Yeah.

01:04:58.800 You know Vince Gilligan?

01:05:00.280 You know the creator of Breaking Bad?

01:05:01.780 Yeah.

01:05:02.140 Do you?

01:05:03.480 No.

01:05:03.760 This guy sounds exactly like him.

01:05:05.100 It's kind of crazy.

01:05:05.720 Really?

01:05:06.140 Yeah.

01:05:06.260 That's good to know.

01:05:07.700 And then it makes you wonder, what's at the base of all this trans shit?

01:05:11.740 And obviously, it's the devil.

01:05:13.740 Make sense?

01:05:14.440 Yeah.

01:05:14.700 I think his shirt means that he is Satan.

01:05:18.440 No, it doesn't mean that.

01:05:19.640 And that he respects his son's pronouns.

01:05:22.580 Because his son is trans.

01:05:23.980 His name is Alex.

01:05:25.300 And I think because he is Satan, it means he respects pronouns.

01:05:30.280 He's a very little kid.

01:05:32.140 Don't listen to any of that.

01:05:34.360 It's hilarious.

01:05:35.360 You just asked a religious scholar about Satanism.

01:05:38.220 He could have gone on for like seven days.

01:05:41.360 Wow.

01:05:42.480 Awesome.

01:05:43.020 Thank you guys for your time.

01:05:43.940 Thank you for doing this.

01:05:45.120 Yeah.

01:05:46.040 I don't even know what to say, bro.

01:05:47.280 I don't even know what to say right now.

01:05:48.740 So that kid basically said the truth, the quiet part out loud by accident.

01:05:53.080 My dad is Satan, and that's why he uses special pronouns for me.

01:05:56.700 And the shirt says Satan respects pronouns.

01:06:00.600 Yeah.

01:06:01.300 He does.

01:06:02.020 Yes, that's exactly right.

01:06:02.800 That's true.

01:06:03.440 I agree.

01:06:04.260 Yep.

01:06:04.640 And we obviously see this at all ages, too, especially in politics.

01:06:08.620 This is what the Democrat Party does to Asian men.

01:06:12.020 He hangs out with Dylan Mulvaney for a quick photo.

01:06:16.520 And a couple months later, he's wearing a little skirt outfit.

01:06:21.160 A little lady boss outfit.

01:06:22.920 Those are two different guys, but I get what you wanted to do.

01:06:26.920 I get what you wanted to do.

01:06:27.920 All right.

01:06:28.460 Speaking of gay Asians.

01:06:30.200 Yeah.

01:06:30.820 Is it next?

01:06:31.500 Guy is a combination I've never seen.

01:06:35.180 It's a trans Sikh, I believe.

01:06:37.840 I speak for many who never got the chance to.

01:06:40.640 I speak for every trans youth fighting to exist.

01:06:44.860 Every queer elder who paved the path with their pain.

01:06:48.980 We don't have to actually listen to him.

01:06:50.360 Yeah.

01:06:50.540 There's not going to be many strong points made.

01:06:53.080 And, you know, a lot of times when we point out the trans stuff,

01:06:57.060 it's easy to see.

01:06:58.680 Yeah.

01:06:58.840 Oh, we got a trans, we got a guy in a dress, got a freak on the bus.

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01:08:02.820 Got a cop, bricked-up cop on poppers.

01:08:05.580 Yeah, he's driving.

01:08:06.860 But it's not always as easy.

01:08:08.420 This next clip, this gorgeous woman, believe it or not, is actually a man.

01:08:12.880 Imagine walking down the street being like,

01:08:14.360 oh my God, she's so gorgeous.

01:08:17.740 Not knowing that I used to be a man.

01:08:19.780 What?

01:08:20.880 What is up with this chick's voice?

01:08:23.760 Used to be a man.

01:08:25.700 This lady's beautiful.

01:08:26.840 What happened to her?

01:08:27.820 What is she talking about?

01:08:29.080 Oh, man.

01:08:29.880 She's mentally ill.

01:08:31.300 Yeah, that's pretty good.

01:08:32.800 She has false memories.

01:08:34.580 All right, that's enough of the trans shit.

01:08:36.680 Yeah, you know, we just had to hit some.

01:08:38.720 Pride Month's almost over, I guess.

01:08:40.680 Yeah, it is.

01:08:41.220 It was a quick one.

01:08:41.720 They're acting up.

01:08:42.360 They are.

01:08:42.880 And we're going to move on.

01:08:44.000 We're still in cringe to a different type of cringe.

01:08:46.760 This is Alex Cooper.

01:08:49.420 Yeah.

01:08:50.340 Call her daddy.

01:08:51.860 Call her daddy, podcast host.

01:08:53.780 And she has an interesting whore take.

01:08:56.100 My boyfriend has a very big issue with my past.

01:08:59.480 He found my list of people I have been with, and he was pissed.

01:09:03.500 He actually broke up with me initially.

01:09:05.500 But after a while, we got back together.

01:09:08.020 The issue now is, I feel like he is constantly making judgmental comments about me being easy

01:09:13.220 or having a high body count.

01:09:14.660 He always says he's just kidding, but how can I get him to stop caring that I was with

01:09:19.420 guys before him?

01:09:20.580 I feel like every single girl has a list of the guys she's ever been with.

01:09:24.740 Like, how fun.

01:09:26.120 I remember the men that have been inside of me, and I have a husband, and that's okay.

01:09:30.580 This sounds like a really insecure or possessive man.

01:09:34.560 We've all lived.

01:09:35.400 We've all had a good time.

01:09:36.460 And if anything, everyone we've been with prior to has helped us become the person we are

01:09:40.880 today.

01:09:41.300 I think your answer next time he says that, if you were just being catty, is like, what's

01:09:46.220 your point?

01:09:47.880 I was so easy.

01:09:48.980 What's your point?

01:09:49.880 Do you not want to be with me anymore?

01:09:51.620 He's like, well, no, I'm just saying, like, I'm really fucking shocked, like how easy you

01:09:55.260 were.

01:09:55.500 What's your point?

01:09:57.020 What's your point?

01:09:57.960 The point is, you can't be respected as much.

01:10:00.840 The point is, I used to value you this much, and now I realize that it's cheaper than the

01:10:06.520 price was.

01:10:07.180 Yeah.

01:10:07.460 And there's an old saying, a good key unlocks many locks.

01:10:10.180 A bad lock is opened by many keys.

01:10:12.780 That's kind of what we're dealing with here.

01:10:14.920 And what she's saying is either one of two things.

01:10:18.580 There's no such thing as being a whore, or there is such thing as being a whore, and it's

01:10:24.260 okay.

01:10:24.940 And it's good.

01:10:25.680 And your boyfriend shouldn't be able to question that, right?

01:10:28.080 And then the girl she's talking about has a list of guys she's been with, a.k.a.

01:10:32.680 it wasn't two.

01:10:34.260 Yeah.

01:10:34.480 It wasn't Dave and Tom from high school.

01:10:37.040 It was Mike, the 6'7 bouncer outside of Aria House.

01:10:41.420 Yeah.

01:10:41.840 She needs exactly.

01:10:43.180 One Oak.

01:10:43.780 Someone I met at One Oak.

01:10:44.880 I don't know his name.

01:10:46.780 Brown shirt.

01:10:47.940 It was brown shirt, One Oak, 2 a.m.

01:10:51.020 So she needs a list to keep track of all of the men, which is obviously a huge red flag.

01:10:56.120 And we have the stats.

01:10:57.120 Everyone Knows This.

01:10:58.280 Can you read that?

01:10:59.080 Yeah.

01:10:59.220 The women who have more non-marital sexual partners are less likely to have stable marriages,

01:11:03.500 and it just goes down straight from zero all the way down to 21 plus, which is, that's

01:11:09.840 the audience that she's talking to, is the 21 plus audience.

01:11:12.720 Yep.

01:11:12.980 This is a slut giving advice to other sluts.

01:11:15.780 Going, don't stop being a slut.

01:11:17.680 Keep doing it.

01:11:18.540 It worked for me.

01:11:19.520 I'm a millionaire, and I date a baseball player.

01:11:22.160 I sell advertisements on my podcast.

01:11:23.920 I get paid a lot to do it.

01:11:25.740 Yeah.

01:11:26.400 And yeah, so it's like the horse helping horse thing.

01:11:29.440 Very bad.

01:11:30.760 And that weird accusation of men are insecure and possessive.

01:11:36.180 It's like, no, we just saw a list of fucking 28 names.

01:11:40.260 Of course the relationship's about to change.

01:11:42.700 This guy will never be the same.

01:11:44.200 He saw a ghost, you know?

01:11:45.520 It'll never be the same around you.

01:11:48.420 And then it's one thing from a vague past that I can kind of fill in the blanks myself,

01:11:54.080 and then it'll never be exactly how bad I thought it is versus an Excel spreadsheet labeled to 38.

01:12:01.660 And you scroll like this on it.

01:12:03.320 And Jesus, yeah, you scroll, and oh my God, 2022, that was horrible.

01:12:08.440 You were a slut.

01:12:10.240 But yeah, I don't know.

01:12:11.500 And this is a death spiral.

01:12:12.780 These girls all laugh at each other, and they give each other advice.

01:12:15.720 And they say, the guy's insecure.

01:12:17.120 And it's like, no, the guy shouldn't just break up with you and find a sweeter person.

01:12:21.800 And this shows that girls really don't understand how men work.

01:12:25.340 If you were a slut giving advice to another slut who now has a boyfriend,

01:12:30.940 you would say, burn the list.

01:12:32.740 Get rid of the list.

01:12:34.080 Are you trying to marry this guy?

01:12:36.320 Nuke the list.

01:12:37.480 Because that will turn a guy off and ruin his image of you forever.

01:12:40.880 Never take him home to your hometown bars where all those guys are.

01:12:44.920 So it's not even good advice.

01:12:46.800 It's just like, be a bitch to him about it.

01:12:48.920 But yeah, this guy, he'll never see you the same.

01:12:51.400 Yep.

01:12:51.640 And obviously, no one wants an easy wife.

01:12:53.880 Because what kind of daughter are you going to have with that person?

01:12:56.900 You don't really want to think about that.

01:12:58.820 And how can you treat your wife like she's precious and cherish her

01:13:04.040 when the whole lacrosse team cherished her for way less effort?

01:13:07.560 There's no cherishing.

01:13:08.800 You can't.

01:13:09.420 You ruined your relationship.

01:13:10.260 A McDouble is not Wagyu.

01:13:12.260 Exactly.

01:13:13.320 All right.

01:13:14.080 It's pretty simple.

01:13:14.900 And that's my favorite thing is trying to characterize a man in a certain way

01:13:19.360 for the way any man on earth would react to this information.

01:13:25.540 Any normal high testosterone red-blooded American.

01:13:28.720 It's disgust.

01:13:30.120 It's immediate disgust.

01:13:31.160 And then it's similar to like the body positivity movement where it's like, oh, ignore how everyone

01:13:38.840 feels and what society is like.

01:13:40.720 All the time.

01:13:41.540 Be fat and love it.

01:13:43.100 And then the whole world will eventually change.

01:13:45.440 It's like this is a universal reaction.

01:13:47.760 No guy ever wants to hear that no matter how much money they have or how hot they are or ugly

01:13:52.940 they are, tall or short.

01:13:54.660 No guy wants to know that.

01:13:56.060 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:56.740 And you don't want to be the one bag holding an easy wife.

01:13:59.720 So it's a girl who doesn't understand men giving men advice to other whorish women.

01:14:05.480 Exactly.

01:14:06.460 All right.

01:14:06.720 Well, that's the end of Cringe of the Week.

01:14:07.720 We are now moving on to Urban Decay.

01:14:10.760 All right.

01:14:11.520 Urban Decay.

01:14:12.500 Our first clip.

01:14:13.860 It's a white guy that was killed by the cops and no one really heard about it or cared or

01:14:18.220 protested.

01:14:19.500 Yeah.

01:14:19.740 So he bumps someone's car at In-N-Out and then this is where it picks up when the cops

01:14:23.680 are trying to get him out.

01:14:24.360 What's he reaching for?

01:14:28.840 Is he reaching for anything?

01:14:30.520 What's that?

01:14:31.000 Is he reaching for anything?

01:14:34.220 I'm going to pin him in if he comes.

01:14:37.020 Pull up.

01:14:37.640 Pull up.

01:14:38.060 Pull up.

01:14:38.420 Pull up.

01:14:38.480 Pull up.

01:14:38.560 Pull up.

01:14:44.480 Crossfire.

01:14:45.220 Crossfire.

01:14:45.800 Crossfire.

01:14:46.220 Crossfire.

01:14:46.280 And we had to blur that, but you could probably guess what happened there.

01:14:56.720 And if this was a black person, I'm going to kind of flip the tables.

01:15:00.860 He didn't even have a weapon.

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01:16:02.500 He was just in his car.

01:16:04.320 He was scared for his life, trying to get away from the police because they were always

01:16:07.900 killing us.

01:16:08.880 He didn't even have a weapon.

01:16:09.820 No one should die over a little hit and run in a parking lot like that.

01:16:13.180 This was a mental health crisis.

01:16:14.620 He should have been met with a therapist or a social worker.

01:16:17.300 Yeah, just like you shouldn't lose your life over a fake 20.

01:16:20.580 His criminal history doesn't matter that he was arrested a bunch of times for DUIs.

01:16:25.100 No one should die like this for that reason.

01:16:27.540 Let's burn down the cities now.

01:16:29.180 Okay.

01:16:30.180 You know?

01:16:31.120 Yeah.

01:16:31.520 But no one complains.

01:16:33.240 I know.

01:16:33.740 It's just a guy who did that and you go, yeah, you drive your car into cops.

01:16:36.940 It's kind of seen as a weapon and they're probably going to shoot you.

01:16:39.600 What do you expect?

01:16:41.160 I'm not attacked as a white person because that happened.

01:16:44.260 I don't care.

01:16:44.880 Certainly not.

01:16:45.720 You know?

01:16:46.620 God bless everybody involved.

01:16:48.680 Okay.

01:16:50.020 You know, you got to flip the table a little bit.

01:16:52.360 But you didn't flip it.

01:16:53.440 You just said this is what would happen.

01:16:55.740 Yeah.

01:16:55.880 I thought you were going to defend the guy vigorously and then go, just kidding.

01:16:59.020 Like, no one fucking cares.

01:17:00.340 Nah, I just did what black people would say if he was black.

01:17:04.060 Okay.

01:17:04.800 And it goes far.

01:17:05.900 They defended Carmelo Anthony who murdered somebody.

01:17:09.140 Of course.

01:17:09.980 Yeah.

01:17:10.300 It's not your highest level bit there.

01:17:12.240 You didn't start off that strong.

01:17:13.540 It's not your highest level shit.

01:17:14.740 Well, let's go to our next clip.

01:17:15.800 This was at a Utah event.

01:17:19.060 This is called West Fest in Utah, an event that celebrates the many cultures of West Valley City, Utah.

01:17:26.440 And I don't know if you guys heard about this.

01:17:28.640 We can tell you why.

01:17:30.900 Eight people were shot.

01:17:32.200 Three people were killed.

01:17:33.860 An eight-month-old was killed.

01:17:35.200 An 18-year-old was killed.

01:17:36.400 And a 41-year-old was killed.

01:17:38.020 And here's the man being arrested on the ground.

01:17:40.680 There he is.

01:17:47.680 African-American 16-year-old.

01:17:54.680 He's saying you shot a baby.

01:17:58.680 He shot a fucking baby.

01:18:01.740 But we didn't really hear about that one, which is kind of crazy.

01:18:04.500 Yeah.

01:18:04.960 A baby?

01:18:05.620 That's egregious.

01:18:07.080 That's heinous.

01:18:08.100 Killed a baby, didn't hear about it.

01:18:09.600 But no, we don't hear anything about it.

01:18:11.220 And then you think about, like, we've shown everything in Urban Decay from the ketchup packet to the guacamole to pulling out the gun when your ops is there.

01:18:20.820 All the stupid reasons.

01:18:21.800 And this was one of those.

01:18:22.760 It was a youth argument, you know, rival youth.

01:18:26.600 And then you think about how quick that person is to violence and action and ruining someone's life and not just someone ruining at least five people's lives.

01:18:33.900 And then think about, like, a woman getting pregnant with her husband.

01:18:39.340 They tried for two months.

01:18:40.840 And then, you know, finally got a positive reading.

01:18:44.000 Getting, taking neonatal pills and going to the OBGYN and getting the EKG and doing all this stuff and all these steps.

01:18:51.500 And make sure you're doing this and make sure you're doing that.

01:18:54.240 And, oh, she gave birth.

01:18:55.820 It was a 12-hour delivery.

01:18:57.860 All these check marks and things that you have to go through.

01:19:01.280 And your baby gets killed by a black teenager going.

01:19:04.200 Yeah.

01:19:04.500 And you're finally out.

01:19:05.820 This is one of the first times you've gotten out.

01:19:07.600 Let's go to the fair.

01:19:08.740 This is Utah.

01:19:09.760 It's 90% white.

01:19:11.300 This is a great area.

01:19:13.420 And then the 10%.

01:19:14.900 So that's how much, like, those little pieces of shit can ruin someone's life and all the hard work.

01:19:19.860 You're eight-month-old.

01:19:21.040 That's, like, 20 months of work there.

01:19:23.400 Mm-hmm.

01:19:24.440 Bringing a life.

01:19:25.280 And maybe it's your firstborn child.

01:19:27.120 Just to get fucked over by a 16-year-old black kid.

01:19:30.400 And then nobody talks about it.

01:19:31.800 Yeah.

01:19:32.140 And no one even brings it up.

01:19:33.360 But according to Whoopi Goldberg, who is retarded, black people have it tough in America.

01:19:37.860 But let's just remember, too, the Iranians literally throw gay people off of buildings.

01:19:41.300 They don't adhere to basic human rights.

01:19:42.480 Listen, here's the thing.

01:19:43.880 Let's not do that.

01:19:45.660 Let's not do that.

01:19:46.780 Because if we start with that, we have been known in this country to tie gay folks to the car.

01:19:53.480 But where the Iranian regime is today in 2025 is nothing compared to the United States.

01:19:59.540 We keep hanging black people.

01:20:01.160 So let's-

01:20:01.540 It is not even the salad.

01:20:02.660 So I'm telling you, as a-

01:20:04.660 I literally said it was up to the Iranian people.

01:20:07.240 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:08.080 I think it's very different to live in the United States in 2025 than it is to live in

01:20:11.520 Iran.

01:20:11.680 Not if you're black.

01:20:12.420 Not for everybody.

01:20:13.480 Not if you're black.

01:20:14.520 Guys, don't go to Iran.

01:20:16.160 Do not anyone at this table should go to Iran.

01:20:18.160 Let me tell you about being in this country.

01:20:20.200 This is the greatest country in the world.

01:20:22.660 But, yeah, I know that.

01:20:24.220 I know that.

01:20:25.220 And we all know that.

01:20:26.940 But every day, we are worried.

01:20:30.060 Do we have to be worried about our kids?

01:20:32.220 Are our kids going to get shot because they're running through somebody's neighborhood?

01:20:36.360 Nobody wants-

01:20:37.340 Yeah.

01:20:38.180 Goldberg.

01:20:38.840 Not surprised.

01:20:40.400 Are our kids going to be shot running through someone's neighborhood?

01:20:43.240 And then two seconds ago, we just showed you a clip of an eight-month-old baby being shot

01:20:47.820 at a happy place, a theme park, like one of those pop-up theme parks.

01:20:53.160 And she's telling you, in the most inarticulate fashion possible, that they're the ones who

01:20:59.420 are afraid.

01:21:00.380 And Whoopi Goldberg, I edited this clip because there's a lot of jabbering.

01:21:05.140 You might be surprised to hear this.

01:21:06.540 The view.

01:21:07.160 There's a lot of jabbering.

01:21:09.080 And Whoopi Goldberg is like a retarded person.

01:21:12.040 No speaking, like an elderly woman hanging on to this job.

01:21:16.700 It's crazy.

01:21:18.360 So people actually listen to this.

01:21:20.520 And then Whoopi Goldberg, what, cries racism for the hundredth time.

01:21:23.640 Saying that living in Iran is just as bad as living in America for black people because

01:21:28.540 they're under attack.

01:21:29.280 And then someone else said, this is a Hunger Games actor, Hunger Games star Billy Porter,

01:21:34.080 America is Nazi Germany right now, and the Jews are black people.

01:21:38.500 Okay.

01:21:39.840 All right.

01:21:40.660 That's what intersectional means.

01:21:43.140 That's what they're talking about there.

01:21:44.720 And this is the guy who wears dresses on the red carpet.

01:21:47.240 And I guess depending on your political views, you could also maybe agree and say, yeah,

01:21:51.620 because nothing's actually happening to him.

01:21:53.300 Oh.

01:21:54.320 Depending on which beliefs on what you have.

01:21:57.540 So black people have it tough in America.

01:22:00.300 Let's check in at Black Brunch.

01:22:02.520 I'm assuming black people have to eat out back or maybe doing sit-ins or they're denied service.

01:22:07.360 Let's check in on Black Brunch.

01:22:08.560 Oh.

01:22:08.840 Oh, they're acting entitled and ruining it for everyone else.

01:22:22.020 Shocking.

01:22:23.100 Whoopi.

01:22:24.160 What happened, Whoopi?

01:22:25.260 Yeah.

01:22:25.900 Well, there must be other examples in America where black people are being turned away,

01:22:31.020 denied service because of the color of their skin.

01:22:33.740 Let's check in at the spa and see how they're treated there.

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01:22:41.300 I think you need to do 20% off times two, though, because I really need to get this.

01:22:45.520 I only have 180.

01:22:47.160 And we can take off the retail.

01:22:48.760 I really want the retail, though.

01:22:50.600 Okay.

01:22:50.920 So you only have 180.

01:22:52.020 I only have 180.

01:22:53.400 So do you want me to give you a $400 discount?

01:22:55.860 Is that what you're asking?

01:22:56.680 Absolutely, yes.

01:22:57.340 No, ma'am.

01:22:58.160 Your facial is 305.

01:22:59.640 Okay.

01:22:59.980 So you're going to have to come up with 305.

01:23:03.400 We need to get down to 180.

01:23:05.360 So.

01:23:07.080 Like, what ideas do you have?

01:23:09.660 I don't.

01:23:10.340 I'm out of ideas.

01:23:11.360 What ideas do you have to come up with the money?

01:23:14.180 The thing that's frustrating, we talked about this in the consultation.

01:23:17.360 We talked about all of this.

01:23:18.600 We definitely talked about the 180 facial.

01:23:21.200 And then you booked a 60-minute hydro facial, which is 305.

01:23:25.420 You did that.

01:23:26.200 I did not put that in there.

01:23:27.700 So now it's my fault.

01:23:31.720 So you booked the expensive facial, and then the lady goes, so now it's my fault.

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01:24:39.820 You're obviously trying to rip them off and pay half price, but after getting the service.

01:24:44.480 That's the no shame move.

01:24:46.060 That's after getting it.

01:24:47.340 I don't have shame move.

01:24:49.500 Yeah.

01:24:49.820 And you did the service.

01:24:51.220 You got the expensive one.

01:24:52.500 It's time to pay.

01:24:53.160 And you go, oh, I only have 180.

01:24:54.500 Where do we go from here?

01:24:55.400 And then the lady should go, oh, I'm going to call my manager and see if she could help out.

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01:25:01.780 9-1-1.

01:25:02.840 9-1-1.

01:25:04.740 And it's better than running out, but it's basically the same thing.

01:25:10.440 Yeah.

01:25:10.960 So maybe, maybe there's other examples of racism that Woppy Goldberg is talking about.

01:25:16.300 Maybe black people are being treated poorly on public transportation, maybe refused rides

01:25:21.440 or forced to sit in the back.

01:25:22.900 Back of the bus.

01:25:23.520 Yeah.

01:25:23.760 Let's see.

01:25:27.020 Nope.

01:25:27.760 They're stabbing people on the subway.

01:25:32.300 That makes sense.

01:25:33.520 So they're not being treated racially.

01:25:38.600 They are stabbing people on the subway.

01:25:41.200 Gotcha.

01:25:41.820 Gotcha.

01:25:42.180 And next we have-

01:25:43.220 Woppy must have proof somewhere then, right?

01:25:46.200 Is she talking about that Ahmaud Arbery thing that when he was jogging, stealing from construction

01:25:50.580 sites?

01:25:51.100 Is she talking about that from like six years ago?

01:25:53.720 Because all these things just happened.

01:25:55.480 All these things were this week.

01:25:58.440 And then we have some stats.

01:26:00.260 She must be sitting on footage.

01:26:01.520 Yeah.

01:26:02.000 Woppy must be sitting on just catacombs of footage.

01:26:05.480 She doesn't want to release it.

01:26:06.780 She's got a basement full.

01:26:08.660 Yeah.

01:26:08.980 And then we look at the stats.

01:26:10.740 Suspects per capita per 1,000 residents.

01:26:13.900 Gray is black.

01:26:15.700 Green is other.

01:26:17.920 Yellow is Hispanic.

01:26:19.660 So basically green is a mix of black and Hispanic.

01:26:22.360 I would say so.

01:26:23.080 Asian is purple and barely visible.

01:26:25.340 And then white is green?

01:26:28.180 Blue.

01:26:28.880 When are white people and Asians going to really band together?

01:26:31.940 Yeah.

01:26:32.580 Makes you wonder.

01:26:34.080 That's pretty good.

01:26:35.220 But maybe the racism's on social media?

01:26:38.180 Yeah.

01:26:38.580 I've seen some.

01:26:39.300 I've seen my Instagram.

01:26:40.300 I've seen some racism.

01:26:41.460 Maybe the comments are racist or people are using social media to do racism.

01:26:45.940 Let's take a look.

01:26:46.620 Nigga, what the fuck you ain't bangin' to your lives for?

01:26:49.000 What the fuck you ain't goin' live about me for?

01:26:51.760 Fuck, nigga, cause you mad cause I said you ain't gang?

01:26:54.340 You ain't gang if you ain't hangin' around me and Shannon and Ray Ray?

01:26:57.300 And Kendrick, wait?

01:26:58.920 I ain't gettin' all shit.

01:27:00.160 Since these niggas wanna play hard on my mama, nigga, I go everywhere by myself, nigga.

01:27:04.260 Wait.

01:27:04.880 I'm God.

01:27:05.680 I ain't beef for none of y'all.

01:27:07.420 On Facebook, I ain't beef for no nigga.

01:27:09.520 On Facebook, I ain't beef for no.

01:27:10.740 I ain't beef for the Northside because of these niggas no more.

01:27:13.060 I ain't beef for love me because of these niggas no more.

01:27:15.280 I ain't beef.

01:27:16.620 Fuck wrong with these niggas, cause I'm playing, bro.

01:27:28.420 Spin back through.

01:27:29.460 On Ray Ray, spin back through.

01:27:31.160 Spin back through.

01:27:31.980 On Ray Ray, spin back through.

01:27:34.480 Spin back through.

01:27:35.980 On the right, spin back through.

01:27:37.180 So on the apps, they're doing drive-bys and murders.

01:27:39.920 Yeah, Facebook Live.

01:27:41.660 Hmm.

01:27:41.980 Maybe Whoopi needs to recalibrate her view.

01:27:47.540 I would say so.

01:27:48.820 Unless it's maybe happening in the judicial system.

01:27:51.420 Maybe the judges are putting black people away for petty crimes.

01:27:55.260 Hey, can we go back?

01:27:56.540 I know you're doing your flow through.

01:27:57.940 But this kid, like, being in jail is the best case scenario for him because they can't get shot there.

01:28:04.020 Like, this person will end up so dead.

01:28:06.320 Oh, Ray Ray, pull on back, or whatever he says.

01:28:09.580 Oh, Ray Ray, pull on back.

01:28:11.300 These people, man, we shouldn't have to live amongst them.

01:28:13.460 Yeah.

01:28:14.180 All right, but go ahead.

01:28:14.980 Maybe the judges.

01:28:15.760 Maybe the judges and the judicial system is rigged against black people.

01:28:19.820 Maybe they're putting black people in jail for jaywalking and possession of marijuana and petty things.

01:28:25.660 Can you read this story?

01:28:26.800 Yeah, Portland father sentenced to life in prison for killing his daughter in 2018 received a significant reduction in his sentence due to allegations of racial bias related to jury selection.

01:28:37.460 Darian McWoods will be released from prison in only one year and six months.

01:28:41.480 During the trial, prosecutors stated that toddler Kamiya Flores died of methadone toxicity and strangulation.

01:28:49.840 She had broken ribs, bruises, and internal bleeding with traces of methamphetamine in her blood.

01:28:54.840 And this is the judge who got this guy's charges dropped.

01:28:58.640 Judge Jody Mooney, an LGBTQ plus judge in Portland who looks exactly how you'd expect.

01:29:04.360 In an interview with the International Association of LGBTQ Judges, she said this.

01:29:09.680 I'm firmly committed to following the rule of law in a way that supports diverse and open society.

01:29:15.520 So judges are letting them off even when they kill a baby to avoid racism.

01:29:21.480 Whoopi.

01:29:22.160 Whoopi Goldberg.

01:29:22.500 I'm starting to think whoopi might not be right.

01:29:24.760 Yeah, whoopi, whoopi, whoopi.

01:29:26.800 What happened, Mrs. Goldberg?

01:29:28.420 Yeah, what happened is right.

01:29:30.320 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:29:33.100 Okay.

01:29:33.560 We're now moving on to uplifting gold.

01:29:35.260 We have some uplifting stuff.

01:29:36.580 Sounds good.

01:29:37.020 All right.

01:29:38.900 Lots of uplifting stuff today.

01:29:40.560 Okay.

01:29:41.680 First, there was some kids in Boston having a fun time at a concert.

01:29:47.360 And then some liberal Democrat Emerson College retard comes and she pleads with them to cancel

01:29:55.680 the concert and listen to why.

01:29:57.100 We're going to do anti-scan, everyone.

01:29:59.860 Anti-scan.

01:30:01.020 Anti-scan.

01:30:01.680 Anti-scan.

01:30:01.760 Can I have your mic for a second?

01:30:03.160 Can I have your mic?

01:30:03.780 Is it going to be about the homeless people situation?

01:30:05.660 Yeah, people are sleeping here.

01:30:07.600 Yeah, people are sleeping here.

01:30:08.840 I understand, but I've talked to them.

01:30:10.400 They're totally okay with it.

01:30:11.520 Have you talked to them?

01:30:12.840 It doesn't matter.

01:30:13.880 Some people are too polite to say no.

01:30:16.220 We have the luxury of going back to our dorm and going to sleep.

01:30:20.320 People are sleeping here and it's 10 p.m.

01:30:23.500 Bro, this is so tone deaf, bro.

01:30:27.220 It's so fucked.

01:30:28.360 People are trying to fucking sleep.

01:30:30.720 It's 10 o'clock.

01:30:31.780 It's Saturday night.

01:30:32.420 It's 10 p.m.

01:30:33.600 Yeah, it's a public park.

01:30:34.380 Some people don't have the luxury to have fun.

01:30:38.160 Some people need to sleep.

01:30:39.980 And think about that when you guys are sleeping on the 12th floor of your fucking dorm.

01:30:47.020 Let's continue.

01:30:50.860 Let's continue.

01:30:51.940 That exhibit A, going all the way back to the first thing of housekeeping, that's why

01:30:57.280 leftists are miserable.

01:30:58.820 They're fucking so mad.

01:31:00.460 You're tone deaf.

01:31:01.400 You can't have fun in college.

01:31:03.280 Because street rat homeless people who are sleeping in the park are having a hard time

01:31:07.360 sleeping in the park because you're having a concert and everyone's having fun.

01:31:12.260 Hey, I'll let you in on something, leftist protester type.

01:31:15.780 The fentanyl makes you sleep pretty deep.

01:31:18.120 So don't worry about them.

01:31:19.900 And this is college.

01:31:21.680 This is my coming of age movie.

01:31:24.240 I'm having fun.

01:31:25.680 And I don't really consider homeless people in that.

01:31:28.740 And also like...

01:31:29.560 Maybe that's why we're happier.

01:31:30.600 Yeah, it is.

01:31:31.400 Maybe that's why conservatives are happier.

01:31:32.200 And clearly homeless people don't have standards.

01:31:34.820 They don't care about their sleep quality when you sleep on a bench in the park.

01:31:39.000 Yeah.

01:31:39.160 So it's almost like ironic and that's who she's standing up for.

01:31:42.480 And she can't be happy until everything's fixed in the world.

01:31:46.540 All right.

01:31:47.160 Next.

01:31:47.680 I don't know what clip this is, but it's from a pride parade.

01:31:53.620 Oh, my God.

01:31:55.720 So he fell off the pride float.

01:31:57.440 That's sad.

01:31:58.120 I don't know why that's in there.

01:31:59.300 Yeah.

01:31:59.740 Too many poppers again.

01:32:01.160 I don't know why that's it.

01:32:02.600 All right.

01:32:02.900 Next, we have Regional Accent of the Week.

01:32:06.060 Yeah.

01:32:06.460 This is Regional Accent of the Week.

01:32:08.160 And we're featuring Detroit.

01:32:09.620 And this guy, he runs an Instagram account called Demotown Deli.

01:32:13.560 It's in Detroit.

01:32:14.240 If you're in the Detroit area or Michigan area, you should hit this guy up.

01:32:18.100 Massive pastrami sandwiches and shit.

01:32:20.020 I actually like this.

01:32:20.840 We've sent this to each other.

01:32:22.120 Wait till you see the egg rolls he makes.

01:32:23.820 But look at the accent.

01:32:24.820 The egg rolls aren't even the best part.

01:32:25.980 This is just an accent-heavy clip.

01:32:30.660 Demotown Deli, baby.

01:32:31.500 Three, seven, five, zero, Gratiot Avenue.

01:32:35.000 The corned beef capital of the world.

01:32:37.360 Right here, I got our world-famous corned beef egg rolls.

01:32:40.360 This is a foot long right here for $14.99.

01:32:44.860 Then we got our two egg rolls right here.

01:32:47.920 One is $6.

01:32:49.360 We got a special going when you buy two.

01:32:51.140 Two for $9.99.

01:32:53.100 Our egg rolls are the biggest in town.

01:32:55.800 Bigger, better, hotter, fresher, crunchier, cheesier.

01:33:00.380 All right.

01:33:01.120 Can you cut to where he cuts it in half?

01:33:02.640 Yeah, sure.

01:33:03.600 But you hear that accent, guys?

01:33:05.120 That high-pitched Midwestern type Detroit accent?

01:33:08.340 Look at that sandwich.

01:33:09.600 We got to cherish our regional accents.

01:33:10.740 You run that through some Thousand Islands, some Russian dressing?

01:33:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:14.680 Goes crazy.

01:33:16.020 Oh, yeah.

01:33:17.420 All right.

01:33:18.060 Shout out to that guy.

01:33:18.740 I like that restaurant.

01:33:19.720 He's a showman.

01:33:20.780 He's a social media showman.

01:33:23.740 And that accent, I like people who lean into their accent.

01:33:26.400 Do you ever get that?

01:33:27.140 When you go back to New York or Long Island, you kind of lean into it a little more?

01:33:30.420 Remember your old ways?

01:33:31.600 I never talked like that.

01:33:32.780 Your family was very trying to be out of it?

01:33:36.800 Well, there's like an Italian South Shore, Long Island.

01:33:40.260 Oh, yeah.

01:33:41.040 Water.

01:33:41.620 Get the water.

01:33:42.660 Water.

01:33:42.980 Get a coffee.

01:33:44.340 We never talked like that.

01:33:45.920 If I run into an old school kind of Bears fan guy, I get a little back to me.

01:33:49.380 Yeah?

01:33:50.060 Oh, yeah.

01:33:50.840 Feels good.

01:33:51.700 Yeah.

01:33:52.040 Better than being Somali.

01:33:53.440 Oh, yeah.

01:33:54.100 Way better, brother.

01:33:56.360 All right.

01:33:56.700 Next, this guy set up a camera.

01:33:58.440 And this is what his dogs do while he's at work all day.

01:34:03.960 These are like Malano's?

01:34:05.340 Yeah.

01:34:06.520 So the guy's at work and the dogs are free to do whatever.

01:34:11.620 And this is what they do.

01:34:13.580 They have fun.

01:34:14.520 They like it.

01:34:15.240 Hey, that's a good setup, though.

01:34:16.800 You get little puppies and you kind of let them in the garage.

01:34:21.000 The garage.

01:34:21.940 There's a lot of clutter there that they could maybe get into some danger with.

01:34:25.060 Oh, for sure.

01:34:25.760 But I'm saying like you have these active dogs.

01:34:28.880 Let them kind of ruin the garage, not on your couches.

01:34:31.280 Smart.

01:34:31.840 Smart.

01:34:32.180 You don't follow that advice.

01:34:33.380 Jerry ruined your couch.

01:34:34.520 One of my couches, but it was faux leather, so it never had a chance.

01:34:40.180 Jerry ruined his couch.

01:34:41.500 And he almost ruined mine, too.

01:34:42.960 But he ruined the couch after like two years.

01:34:45.360 That's true.

01:34:45.880 I got in 23, and then like six months ago, he ruined it.

01:34:49.160 Okay.

01:34:49.380 And it's a faux leather couch, so it was always ruined.

01:34:52.000 All right.

01:34:52.240 Next, this funny old lady's ready to die.

01:34:54.840 Yeah.

01:34:55.620 That's a tornado.

01:34:56.540 We might die.

01:34:58.080 How do you feel about that?

01:34:59.960 I'm prepared.

01:35:01.960 I'm prepared.

01:35:03.660 All right.

01:35:04.200 Next, these kids are the Adventure Boys on Instagram.

01:35:09.320 Really like this page.

01:35:11.600 This is Real Americana, and these are the Adventure Boys.

01:35:14.840 I'm Justin.

01:35:16.460 I'm Isaac.

01:35:17.200 And I'm Joe, and we're the Adventure Boys.

01:35:18.840 And today, we're at the creek.

01:35:20.040 We're going to catch creek chubs and green sunfish, and we're going to make our own pond.

01:35:24.220 All right, guys.

01:35:25.600 We're over here fishing.

01:35:26.840 Joe's fishing.

01:35:27.540 Isaac's digging up the pond, and we got a little bit of fish right now, and we're going to keep stocking up.

01:35:33.860 All right.

01:35:34.260 All right, guys.

01:35:34.760 You got a green sunfish in there, some creek chubs.

01:35:37.080 Look at this giant creek chub that Joe just pulled out.

01:35:40.700 Biggest creek chub I've ever seen.

01:35:42.680 This thing's huge.

01:35:45.540 Oh, my Lord.

01:35:49.320 Whew.

01:35:50.440 Yeah.

01:35:50.780 All right, guys.

01:35:51.200 Here's the fish.

01:35:52.580 Here's the pond area.

01:35:54.300 Isaac's going to pour the fish.

01:35:57.220 He's going to go get some more water, but we had to put the trash bag down because, like, to use it as, like, a tarp, kind of.

01:36:02.900 Because the water was just like...

01:36:03.920 All right.

01:36:04.480 All right.

01:36:04.700 So we'll fast forward.

01:36:05.640 They eventually make a new little pond area, and they eventually say...

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01:37:11.400 It didn't work out.

01:37:12.660 We're just going to go swimming now.

01:37:14.420 Good for them.

01:37:15.340 But it's Americana.

01:37:16.240 These kids are having fun.

01:37:17.100 Follow them on Instagram.

01:37:18.120 Yeah, you need to be experimenting.

01:37:19.400 All right, next.

01:37:20.080 This kid spent 52 days rehabilitating, I think, a caterpillar that turned into a butterfly.

01:37:26.540 And he's finally releasing it and learning some other lessons as well.

01:37:29.760 Rehabilitating.

01:37:30.160 I mean, he did the cocoon process.

01:37:32.540 We all did this.

01:37:33.880 Yeah.

01:37:34.580 He wasn't rehabilitating anything.

01:37:36.920 First time, everybody.

01:37:38.720 He supervised the metamorphosis, right?

01:37:41.320 Supervised metamorphosis.

01:37:43.120 Make sure you throw him outside the porch so he don't go on nobody else's porch.

01:37:46.300 Go.

01:37:47.980 Okay.

01:37:49.220 Get ready, somebody.

01:37:51.720 Do the thumbtong when you're ready.

01:37:55.060 Okay.

01:37:56.740 Ha!

01:38:00.160 Oh.

01:38:07.440 No.

01:38:09.440 God dang it, Jesus.

01:38:13.540 The bird instantly gets it.

01:38:15.780 That's life.

01:38:16.580 That's life.

01:38:17.080 That's pretty good.

01:38:18.600 Next, final clip of the show before shout outs.

01:38:22.160 This kid's done with school for the summer.

01:38:25.200 It's over, baby.

01:38:26.580 It's over.

01:38:27.360 First phrase in the book.

01:38:29.300 And that's the bottom line.

01:38:31.740 Because Stone Cold said so.

01:38:34.720 Somebody give me a hurl, yeah.

01:38:41.220 School's over.

01:38:42.840 All right.

01:38:43.340 That's uplifting.

01:38:44.180 Kids love school's over.

01:38:45.460 Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

01:38:47.020 You don't like that?

01:38:48.460 Nah.

01:38:49.780 Nah.

01:38:50.420 I mean, it's funny.

01:38:51.440 It's funny.

01:38:51.880 I don't like wrestling like that.

01:38:53.580 Kids like it.

01:38:54.680 All right.

01:38:54.960 Let's get to our shout outs.

01:38:55.920 Rap Boy's not being uplifting.

01:38:57.520 I was uplifting until that clip.

01:39:00.600 Nothing to be not uplifting about it from that clip.

01:39:02.840 That kid's having fun.

01:39:04.180 He's a show watcher.

01:39:05.500 You want to really hear what I have to say?

01:39:07.780 Fuck that kid.

01:39:09.140 No.

01:39:09.860 I'm kidding.

01:39:10.180 I'm kidding.

01:39:10.640 Hey, happy birthday, everybody.

01:39:12.960 Congrats on graduating to Mika with the shawl.

01:39:17.880 You see the shawl?

01:39:19.120 Is this how it was spelled?

01:39:21.900 Yeah.

01:39:22.660 That's Micah.

01:39:23.640 Micah.

01:39:24.400 That's Micah.

01:39:25.260 Happy birthday, Micah.

01:39:26.140 Rap Boy saved it.

01:39:27.120 Yeah.

01:39:27.400 Happy graduation, you mean?

01:39:28.420 Happy graduation.

01:39:30.220 Same thing.

01:39:30.840 All right.

01:39:31.100 Words are just words until action actually starts, but actions speak louder than words, but

01:39:34.140 at the same time, and then he is very cool.

01:39:36.040 He did the whole thing on his sash.

01:39:37.540 Happy birthday.

01:39:38.500 Very cool.

01:39:39.820 Is it his birthday or not?

01:39:40.720 Happy graduation.

01:39:41.860 Jesus.

01:39:42.540 I just messed it up right at the end of the show.

01:39:44.680 It's no big deal.

01:39:45.660 All right.

01:39:45.820 Happy graduation.

01:39:46.440 All right.

01:39:47.400 Happy birthday to baby George.

01:39:52.060 John Gill had another child.

01:39:55.000 And Angela.

01:39:56.000 She probably did most of the work, I would assume.

01:39:58.780 And baby George is enjoying his first bonus lamb episode.

01:40:03.720 There you go.

01:40:04.640 That's cool.

01:40:05.460 Congratulations, guys.

01:40:06.700 So that is added on to his birthday.

01:40:08.680 Yes.

01:40:09.120 Happy zero birthday.

01:40:10.340 Happy born day.

01:40:12.580 See?

01:40:12.840 Micah was graduating.

01:40:14.640 Wasn't his birthday.

01:40:15.760 Happy birthday to Kylie and Laura.

01:40:17.900 They're new show watchers.

01:40:19.200 We hope you like the show so far, and we're friends in real life now that you're show watchers.

01:40:25.280 Happy birthday to Bruno on June 18th.

01:40:28.260 Bruno is a nice name.

01:40:30.000 Happy birthday, Bruno.

01:40:30.860 You like the name Bruno?

01:40:31.860 Yeah, that's a pretty strong name.

01:40:33.920 Bruno.

01:40:34.460 Bruno.

01:40:35.100 But it's kind of, what is that, Italian originally, or what?

01:40:37.520 I hope it's not Hispanic.

01:40:39.640 Bruno.

01:40:40.300 Because it's kind of Italian.

01:40:41.500 It's kind of a henchman.

01:40:42.440 Hey, Bruno, bring him in here.

01:40:44.060 Yeah.

01:40:44.620 Hey, Bruno, rough him up.

01:40:46.020 Yeah.

01:40:46.620 Bruno.

01:40:46.920 Something to think about.

01:40:48.440 Okay.

01:40:48.700 Happy birthday.

01:40:49.300 Happy birthday, Bruno.

01:40:49.900 Happy birthday to Thomas Smith on June 15th as well.

01:40:53.900 Him and Becky are bonus landers, and he sent us golf balls, remember?

01:40:57.760 Oh, nice.

01:40:58.380 Happy birthday, Thomas Smith.

01:40:59.560 Yep.

01:40:59.920 It's a standard name.

01:41:01.440 And then our last-

01:41:02.680 A lot of Tommy Smiths probably died fighting the Nazis.

01:41:05.060 So true.

01:41:05.720 So-

01:41:06.680 Good for you, Tommy.

01:41:07.300 It's a great American name.

01:41:08.880 English, probably.

01:41:09.980 And then you have that last picture, a wedding picture.

01:41:12.380 Yeah.

01:41:12.960 Congratulations to Huma and Alex.

01:41:15.440 Yeah, congratulations on your wedding, guys.

01:41:17.160 We got married over the weekend.

01:41:18.680 They're big show watchers, and they like the show, and they're thinking about sponsoring

01:41:23.700 us.

01:41:24.180 Yeah.

01:41:25.060 They're just going to give us some money, but then they have a couple things that they

01:41:27.460 don't want us to say, but we're going to look into it.

01:41:29.040 Write the check, Alex.

01:41:30.360 Yeah, we'll take-

01:41:31.540 Huma and Alex S.

01:41:34.380 All right.

01:41:35.460 There you go.

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01:42:28.480 Notifications on and then you hear the sound.

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01:45:58.840 We're watching old episodes.

01:46:04.840 Yeah, watching old episodes.

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01:46:38.420 That's a tornado, we might die. How do you feel about that?

01:47:01.460 I'm prepared.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 20, 2025

NEOCONS WANT WAR

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