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00:00:00.440 All right, welcome back to Flock of Socks, a podcast episode 220.

00:00:05.480 Today on the show, the next illegal migrant caravan is heading to the U.S.

00:00:10.180 and guess which taxpayers are paying for their debit cards before they even get here.

00:00:14.960 Hint, it's us.

00:00:16.180 Then a giant fat man is suing the state of New York because he was too fat to fit behind the desk they provided for him.

00:00:23.700 Wait to hear how much money he wants. 0.98

00:00:25.640 Then in Cringe of the Week, Wicked is proving to be more woke, gay, Hollywood nonsense. 0.70

00:00:32.100 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have a guess what happened here section that you're not going to want to miss.

00:00:38.800 All this and more is Flock of Socks, a podcast episode 220, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:48.900 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:52.000 And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

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00:01:02.460 It's Flock of Socks, a podcast featuring Richard Graham.

00:01:06.460 All right, one for one on the intro as always.

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00:02:51.620 We have a pretty packed episode.

00:02:54.020 Light housekeeping.

00:02:55.380 Double cringe. 1.00

00:02:56.500 Normal urban.

00:02:57.720 Uplifting, uplifting.

00:02:58.820 Okay.

00:02:59.340 Last episode before Thanksgiving.

00:03:01.260 Last episode before Thanksgiving.

00:03:02.720 We're going to give you more details about that before we get into cringe at the end of

00:03:05.880 housekeeping.

00:03:06.540 But let's start the show.

00:03:07.740 Okay.

00:03:08.120 Let's get right into it.

00:03:09.260 We covered the Jaguar story from last episode, the gay ad they did. 1.00

00:03:13.520 And there was something we missed that I needed to tell everyone immediately.

00:03:17.920 Can you read the headline?

00:03:19.560 Jaguar Land Rover UK boss Raw Don Glover moves to head up Jaguar.

00:03:26.900 Raw Dong Lover. 0.57

00:03:28.820 Yeah.

00:03:29.380 Remove the space.

00:03:30.820 Put a space between Raw and Don.

00:03:32.840 That's a simulation wink.

00:03:35.060 It's in plain sight.

00:03:36.520 They like to tell us what they do before they do it. 0.76

00:03:38.820 So Raw Dong Lover made a gay Jaguar ad and ruined the company. 0.99

00:03:43.060 Not surprised. 0.93

00:03:43.880 Not surprised at all.

00:03:44.760 That's what a Raw Dong Lover would do. 1.00

00:03:46.340 That's it.

00:03:47.540 That's what a Raw Dong Lover would do. 1.00

00:03:48.920 There's no jokes, no bit.

00:03:49.720 The guy, his name is unbelievable.

00:03:52.180 That's it.

00:03:52.980 And then just like Bud Light did, we're assuming the next Jaguar ad for next year is going to

00:03:58.480 be just Shane Gillis in front of the car going like this.

00:04:00.700 Yeah.

00:04:01.020 Makes sense.

00:04:01.940 That could help.

00:04:03.300 Okay.

00:04:04.820 MSNBC, as we know, is going up for sale.

00:04:07.740 They're trying to get rid of it or repackage it because it doesn't perform well.

00:04:10.960 Yep.

00:04:11.140 Um, and then, uh, Elon has been kind of flirting with the idea of buying it and then as a joke,

00:04:16.840 putting Alex Jones on mainstream, but he also has said in the past that the most entertaining

00:04:22.800 outcome is likely is the most likely.

00:04:24.960 So it's not impossible.

00:04:26.940 Uh, I obviously would love that.

00:04:28.900 Uh, imagine Rachel Maddow and all those people quitting or getting fired. 1.00

00:04:32.640 And then Alex Jones is the new person on TV primetime every night.

00:04:35.660 And imagine there's like a week of overlap where Rachel Maddow's contract is still on 0.97

00:04:39.740 and she has to hand it over to Alex Jones, like from 7 p.m. to 8 p.m.

00:04:43.780 So, I mean, there's a world where the entertaining outcome really comes.

00:04:47.440 I'm hoping for the best.

00:04:48.740 And then, uh, Rachel Maddow has renewed her contract with MSNBC, but took a pay cut of

00:04:53.840 $5 million.

00:04:55.140 So now she's making 25 million. 0.90

00:04:56.900 She used to make 30 million. 1.00

00:04:58.480 Rachel Maddow makes $25 million a year.

00:05:01.540 Makes you want to snap it back.

00:05:03.500 Makes you want to snap your own finger back or give yourself some lashes on the back.

00:05:08.240 Um, but I mean, it's hilarious too, cause they're exploring a sale and Rachel's like,

00:05:12.420 yeah, 5 million pay cut.

00:05:13.940 Just do it.

00:05:14.520 So she gets like a three year or whatever. 0.99

00:05:16.320 Oh, five year deal.

00:05:17.380 I'll take one for the team.

00:05:18.520 Yeah.

00:05:19.200 Only pay me 25 million.

00:05:20.900 Just to get something on the books before an inevitable sale.

00:05:23.540 And that's like an anchor around the neck of the network trying to sell something.

00:05:26.940 So exactly.

00:05:27.780 Good thing she made the deal and got the deal done before the negotiation start. 0.98

00:05:31.340 We actually have her crying on TV because of Elon Musk potentially buying MSNBC.

00:05:36.860 Oh, hold on.

00:05:44.000 To at least three.

00:05:50.700 Oh, put up the graphic of this. 0.70

00:05:53.220 Is that really what it was?

00:05:56.940 I don't know.

00:05:58.100 I don't know.

00:05:58.400 I think I'm going to have to hand this off.

00:06:00.080 Yeah.

00:06:02.120 Sorry.

00:06:02.960 That does affect me.

00:06:03.480 Hey, I love to see it.

00:06:04.500 I love to see the enemies crying and scared.

00:06:07.080 Unfortunately, that's where we're at, but.

00:06:08.900 I'm going to go out on a limb and say this was a meme and she was crying about something

00:06:11.680 unrelated.

00:06:12.460 But you know, the crying, the performative theatrical stuff.

00:06:15.800 That's why you get the 25 mil, you know?

00:06:17.620 It's a good point.

00:06:18.380 Jury's still out.

00:06:19.120 Maybe that was for the Elon meme.

00:06:21.100 Maybe.

00:06:21.700 Hoping for the best.

00:06:22.960 We actually have some new stats too about how 18 to 34 year olds are watching less TV

00:06:27.660 than ever.

00:06:28.400 You can see the graph.

00:06:29.280 Yeah.

00:06:29.820 Americans aged 18 to 34 watch less than five hours of TV per week.

00:06:34.200 Those aged 65 and older watch more than 40 hours per week.

00:06:38.360 Wow.

00:06:38.740 So the boomers are outperforming.

00:06:41.320 Yeah.

00:06:41.640 But then again, it's just like, what are these 18 to 34 year olds watching YouTube?

00:06:46.120 They're just on YouTube.

00:06:47.480 It's a total shift.

00:06:48.540 Netflix.

00:06:49.020 Does Netflix count as TV?

00:06:50.200 I'm not sure.

00:06:50.660 That's a good point.

00:06:51.700 Those younger people are on YouTube.

00:06:53.400 They're on Twitter.

00:06:54.740 They're on Instagram, which means that the alternative medias are obviously going to

00:06:58.920 continue to rise as the viewership of TV, classic TV goes down, which means Richard

00:07:04.680 Rapoy and I are going to get the $25 million deal soon.

00:07:08.300 We're going to meet in the middle somewhere.

00:07:09.720 We're going to inch our way up.

00:07:11.240 12 and a half million each.

00:07:12.480 No big deal.

00:07:13.740 Okay.

00:07:14.300 We have to keep it moving.

00:07:15.540 We have a packed show.

00:07:16.600 It's a great show.

00:07:17.580 One of our best.

00:07:18.440 All right.

00:07:18.620 Right before the break.

00:07:19.440 Chill out.

00:07:20.280 We have a update from the 2024 Supreme Court words spoken.

00:07:25.860 Yeah.

00:07:26.000 Number of words spoken by each Supreme Court justice in the 2024 term as of November 15th.

00:07:31.140 And it looks like Kentonji Brown Jackson is number one again.

00:07:34.780 She was number one last year and she did it all over again. 0.99

00:07:37.940 She loves yapping and she's close to 2X the second, and it's all women. 1.00

00:07:42.420 One, two, three are all women.

00:07:44.120 Kagan, Sotomayor, and Kentonji Brown Jackson.

00:07:47.540 And I think she 5X'd Clarence Thomas's word count.

00:07:52.080 And Clarence Thomas is one of the smarter guys.

00:07:54.060 He's one of the smartest, most brilliant legal minds in American history.

00:07:57.420 And he's just like, why say many words when few words do trick?

00:08:01.760 That's a good point.

00:08:02.500 And then Kentonji, I'm assuming most of her words are through speakerphone.

00:08:06.920 Speakerphone on a public transit.

00:08:08.520 Yeah.

00:08:08.800 That's what she's up to.

00:08:10.020 It's illegal.

00:08:11.680 You can't do that.

00:08:13.820 Oh, that's bad.

00:08:15.200 Hey, it's early in the show.

00:08:16.800 That's what we're up to.

00:08:17.600 That's what we're up to.

00:08:18.600 That's the kind of bits we have prepared.

00:08:20.080 Next, we have, is it Letitia James? 0.86

00:08:23.700 Letitia, yeah.

00:08:24.500 Who is going after Trump.

00:08:26.160 And then Benny found a picture of her from a couple days ago, and he captioned it, fear and regret.

00:08:31.900 And she does look scared.

00:08:33.260 She's looking sloppy.

00:08:34.300 She looks like one of those St. Charles Cavaliers. 0.95

00:08:37.040 A little fat, a little overfed.

00:08:38.480 Oh, yeah.

00:08:39.380 I can see it with the ears, with the floppy ears, and then the droopy face.

00:08:42.780 Yeah, and I mean, we've shown it on the podcast before, but videos of her saying,

00:08:47.420 Trump is an illegitimate president, and we will lock him up.

00:08:51.600 His reign is coming to an end, and only to get elected for four more years.

00:08:56.140 And, you know, federal investigations.

00:08:58.400 I don't know.

00:08:58.960 I don't know what she's going to get hampered down with.

00:09:01.060 We got the taste of revenge.

00:09:03.400 And then Jack Smith, who was doing the election interference lawsuits, those all got dropped a couple days ago as well.

00:09:10.200 Yeah, a lot of the cases against Trump are people are just kind of like depressed.

00:09:14.140 What's the point? 0.96

00:09:14.820 They're doing shit like that, but in illegal terms. 1.00

00:09:17.340 They're like, well, we're withdrawing our consent of the—and the translation is, what's the fucking point? 0.99

00:09:21.920 Especially now that Trump's going to return to power. 0.92

00:09:24.460 Anyone, you know, they're hoping, I think, that this will be like a sign of good faith and like an olive branch.

00:09:31.620 Hey, we're dropping the cases.

00:09:32.700 You're not going to try and get us, right?

00:09:34.000 Yeah.

00:09:34.240 And I hope that we do still go after everyone who did illegal things and abused our justice system.

00:09:39.820 Absolutely.

00:09:40.440 That's our system.

00:09:41.260 Speaking of abuse of our systems, the U.N., the U.N. is giving out debit cards to illegal migrants in a caravan heading to the U.S.

00:09:50.140 And guess who's paying for it?

00:09:52.360 Yeah.

00:09:52.660 U.N. funds migrant debit cards with U.S. taxpayers' cash.

00:09:55.700 The United Nations is providing prepaid debit cards and cash to migrants traveling towards the U.S. border using funds heavily backed by American taxpayer.

00:10:04.340 We've covered this before.

00:10:05.880 I think it was the 2023 fiscal year where we initially reported on this.

00:10:09.340 The 2024 R4-V plan outlines $1.6 billion in aid across 17 countries, including $372 million in cash assistance for over 600,000 migrants.

00:10:22.160 And while this was initially labeled as aid for Venezuelans, the report specifies assistance extends to all nationalities.

00:10:30.160 And critics, us, obviously argue that the program encourages illegal immigration with funds facilitating journeys towards the U.S.

00:10:37.860 So a lot of that is paid for by U.S. tax dollars, which supports the U.N.

00:10:42.360 Yeah.

00:10:42.620 The U.N. is like made up of, you know, it's disproportionately funded by the more successful countries.

00:10:47.960 And America, like I think we contribute between 22 and 27 percent of the operating budget of the U.N.

00:10:53.960 So our tax dollars are facilitating our country's invasion.

00:10:58.700 And you know where when we always talk about backwards and upside down and people getting too far away from how the food is made and like the evolving organizations, the U.N. was made after World War II to kind of like replace the League of Nations and be like this world organization so that nobody has another world war again.

00:11:21.400 And now they're going to they've gone home.

00:11:24.740 You know, times are so good.

00:11:26.160 We're giving money to illegals to come to the country that funds us. 0.99

00:11:30.120 So how do we get here?

00:11:32.380 And this is like the thing about this international organization that's like has no it's got no country.

00:11:39.300 It's just like people operating with a budget somewhere.

00:11:41.840 You can't really airstrike the U.N.

00:11:44.780 But this is one of those things where it's literally a declaration of war.

00:11:48.900 You know what I mean?

00:11:49.500 Like this is an organization who should not be operating.

00:11:54.120 Exactly.

00:11:54.760 And Trump comes.

00:11:55.680 You know, exactly.

00:11:56.460 And maybe we get out.

00:11:57.860 I don't know how it works.

00:11:59.520 But do we need to be in the U.N.?

00:12:01.200 Are we a united nation?

00:12:03.120 It's for us.

00:12:03.380 We made it up basically.

00:12:04.640 Let's cancel it.

00:12:06.040 No, we're getting to that point.

00:12:07.740 We'll pick a new one. 0.99

00:12:08.460 If you're doing this backwards and upside down shit, what is the point, right? 0.99

00:12:12.300 Nothing's off the table. 0.99

00:12:13.960 And then also keep in mind where, you know, this is a kind of like the week or months of like wasteful spending.

00:12:19.500 Is being brought to the front.

00:12:21.060 And we're all paying attention to the wasteful spending of our government, wasteful spending of the U.N.

00:12:25.320 We just gave another billion whatever dollars to Ukraine, hundreds of billions of dollars to Ukraine over the years now.

00:12:30.900 And then North Carolina is still recovering from the hurricane.

00:12:34.520 And they're saying, oh, we don't have enough money to help them.

00:12:37.220 Yeah.

00:12:37.560 We have enough money to give it to these illegal military age men from third world countries to come into America with a debit card. 1.00

00:12:43.920 But our own American citizens in western North Carolina are still struggling.

00:12:49.520 Very disrespectful.

00:12:50.220 And the theme that we're noticing is they're trying to do as much damage before Trump gets in as possible.

00:12:56.760 Spending wise.

00:12:57.700 Spending wise.

00:12:58.820 World War III they're trying to kick off.

00:13:01.220 Lots to look forward to once we're back in power.

00:13:03.680 And I hope we get there and then the world isn't just turned off by the time Trump's inaugurated.

00:13:08.260 Yep.

00:13:08.920 Okay.

00:13:09.440 We have a Thanksgiving stat.

00:13:10.640 We have good news for you guys for Thanksgiving.

00:13:12.380 According to NBC News, Thanksgiving dinner is historically affordable this year.

00:13:18.700 You may be asking yourself, wait a second, historically affordable?

00:13:22.080 What about all this inflation?

00:13:23.380 Everything's more expensive.

00:13:24.820 I'm getting smoked everywhere.

00:13:26.420 Well, when you hear the numbers, you'll be blown away.

00:13:28.520 NBC says the cost of this year's holiday feast, estimated at $5,808 for a 10-person gathering or $5.81 ahead, dropped 5% since last year.

00:13:40.500 The lowest level since 2021.

00:13:43.380 So that's 10 people eating a Thanksgiving feast.

00:13:46.760 You know, where your plate's all overflowing, mac and cheese, stuffing, potatoes, turkey.

00:13:51.860 Ham, turkey.

00:13:52.720 And it's $5 per person, $5.81.

00:13:55.520 $58 feeds 10 people. 1.00

00:13:57.840 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:13:59.420 So you just lied? 1.00

00:14:00.440 You just made it up?

00:14:01.600 $58 is like a one person's McDonald's order.

00:14:04.760 Wow.

00:14:06.060 On Uber Eats.

00:14:07.040 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:14:08.200 Let's not.

00:14:08.840 It's like $15 of fees from Uber Eats and tips.

00:14:11.140 One specific person's order from McDonald's.

00:14:14.040 Yes, you could argue.

00:14:15.100 But $60 for 10 people? 1.00

00:14:17.280 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:14:18.480 It's like, and then I go on NBC's page and I go, $60 for 10 people. 1.00

00:14:21.980 And then I just bought a turkey that was $100.

00:14:25.060 And then that's not even the size or the seasonings or the butter or anything.

00:14:29.400 And then I go, what else is NBC lying about?

00:14:31.820 What else aren't they telling me?

00:14:33.540 So however they cook these books, that's probably how they cook the UN spending books too.

00:14:38.840 You know, it's just like, oh yeah, that's normal.

00:14:40.400 That's regular stuff.

00:14:41.500 It costs $5 to feed everybody.

00:14:42.980 Yeah, it's kind of a giveaway because like the UN spending, it's probably like a document that's this big with all these line items.

00:14:49.320 And like, you have to be somewhat sophisticated to look through it.

00:14:52.180 But then you say, oh yeah, you know, it's six bucks a person for Thanksgiving.

00:14:55.700 Yeah.

00:14:56.180 What was that?

00:14:56.940 What'd you say?

00:14:57.760 What else have you been doing the numbers on?

00:15:00.340 How many trans kids again? 0.99

00:15:01.760 How many trans kids are there?

00:15:04.000 All right, let's get into our appointment section.

00:15:06.420 We still have new appointments.

00:15:07.980 We have a couple new ones.

00:15:09.620 The first is, can you read that?

00:15:11.480 Yeah, Trump nominates Russell Vought for director of the U.S. Office of Management and Budget.

00:15:17.480 Vought served the same position in Trump's first term.

00:15:21.160 He was also the co-author of Project 2025.

00:15:24.140 That's what I like to hear.

00:15:25.400 So we're just bringing in Project 2025, people.

00:15:27.920 Tricked you.

00:15:28.460 It was real the whole time.

00:15:30.220 The plan is back on, baby.

00:15:31.840 We had to all pretend.

00:15:32.820 And then Trump was saying, oh, I never read it.

00:15:34.380 I never read it.

00:15:35.460 He read it now.

00:15:36.240 My henchmen read it.

00:15:37.180 My henchmen wrote it.

00:15:38.120 And also, Project 2025 is like a very large, sweeping document with multiple contributing

00:15:44.880 authors.

00:15:45.760 So it's like there's no way every single thing from it is going to get done.

00:15:49.760 But the like not being scared of the media smearing you, like maybe in Trump's first

00:15:56.000 term, the media would start shrieking and say, oh, you hired a Project 2025 and like would

00:16:01.200 succumb to some pressure or something.

00:16:02.820 We're just full steam ahead.

00:16:04.100 We don't really care.

00:16:04.920 Um, and there's a lot of people who have a lot of thoughts on how things should be run

00:16:08.860 and we're not going to disqualify someone just for participating in this, right?

00:16:12.880 I, I qualify them even more.

00:16:14.620 I like Project 2025.

00:16:15.820 Me too.

00:16:16.420 Um, and then next we have a, another person who is a friend of mine in real life and a

00:16:21.020 friend of the show, Dr. Gorka.

00:16:22.640 Trump taps Seb Gorka as deputy assistant to the president and senior director of counterterrorism.

00:16:28.680 Henchmen.

00:16:29.120 It falls under henchmen maxing as well because Dr. Gorka is like six, three, two 50 or something.

00:16:36.960 He's gigantic.

00:16:37.480 He's a big, strong guy.

00:16:38.720 So that's what I like to see.

00:16:40.500 Um, and then we've been talking about henchmen maxing a lot on the show for months now.

00:16:44.220 And obviously people are taking our advice and listening within the administration, doing

00:16:47.860 what we're saying.

00:16:48.900 Uh, but unfortunately there are some people who are taking our henchmen maxing advice and

00:16:54.200 they're applying it to their life in a way that doesn't really work with reality.

00:16:58.880 Like this next person.

00:17:01.520 It says, now, you know, my secret of masculinity and he's putting on shoulder pads.

00:17:08.540 And so his shoulders are bigger, but something ain't right.

00:17:13.460 Yeah.

00:17:13.980 He's masculine now. 0.79

00:17:15.400 He's the gayest man I've ever seen, but with wider shoulders. 1.00

00:17:18.720 Yeah. 0.95

00:17:19.160 He gets like Botox and lip fillers and goes on grinder, but he's masculine now because

00:17:24.300 of these prosthetic shoulders.

00:17:26.140 The definition of masculine keeps changing.

00:17:27.940 That's an NBC news.

00:17:29.180 Thanksgiving is $5 definition of masculinity.

00:17:31.840 So yeah, exactly.

00:17:33.660 So, but at least someone's trending towards hench.

00:17:35.640 He's henshing.

00:17:36.220 I guess we can't, uh, can't deny that disavow him.

00:17:38.680 Yeah.

00:17:38.980 Can't disavow, can't deny.

00:17:40.680 Uh, but the good news is that type of a trans behavior is going to be illegal and removed 1.00

00:17:45.920 from our military. 0.79

00:17:46.800 There's a new thing that came out, uh, just in Trump plans to remove transgender individuals

00:17:51.700 from serving in the U S military. 0.65

00:17:54.040 Um, he's planning an executive order that would lead to the removal of all transgender 0.97

00:17:58.240 members of the U S military defense sources say this order could come on his first day

00:18:04.080 back in the white house. 0.59

00:18:05.460 There are believed to be about 15,000 active service personnel who are transgender.

00:18:11.020 They would be medically discharged, uh, which would determine that they were unfit to serve.

00:18:16.240 15,000.

00:18:17.940 How did we get there?

00:18:18.980 That seems that's an NBC number two.

00:18:21.340 That's a lot.

00:18:22.460 Yeah.

00:18:22.920 That's a little too much.

00:18:24.360 Uh, and remember what we've covered on the show before the guy who got like all the surgeries

00:18:29.320 done, the lips, he got his hair lowered.

00:18:32.560 Remember we showed that video, the military guy.

00:18:35.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:35.460 Uh, we're going to discharge you for mental illness because you're insane to think that 1.00

00:18:40.100 that was normal. 1.00

00:18:41.140 Yeah.

00:18:41.560 And then, which is weird too, because a lot of like left-leaning people are against this,

00:18:45.700 but then they're also the same people that say, we need background checks.

00:18:48.920 We need to keep guns out of the hands of mentally unwell, unwell people.

00:18:52.260 But then you have a guy who thinks he's a girl and they're like, give him an M4.

00:18:55.900 Yeah.

00:18:56.160 Actually put him in charge of people, make him an officer, right?

00:18:59.860 Send him out there and let him start spraying.

00:19:02.120 Doesn't make sense.

00:19:03.240 Um, and you know, logic and, you know, normalcy is returning.

00:19:06.720 So like the sweeping things that are easy to do like that, it's like, great.

00:19:11.500 We're back. 0.98

00:19:12.160 It's back to a mental illness.

00:19:13.440 It always was a mental illness in the, like the mental handbook, the DSM five or whatever, 0.93

00:19:19.820 like the, uh, catalog of all mental illnesses.

00:19:22.620 And then all of a sudden some people got behind it, like JB Pritzker's sister.

00:19:27.140 And they started saying, we're doing a marketing campaign on why this is normal and telling kids

00:19:31.140 about it.

00:19:32.100 Um, Pritzker's are in on it big time, big time.

00:19:34.700 And the bad thing is that this is like such a weird thing where if somebody else gets

00:19:38.980 into power or Democrat, they just rescind that executive order.

00:19:42.100 And then we ping pong back and forth between 15,000 trans people moving in and out of the

00:19:46.600 military.

00:19:47.540 Right.

00:19:48.380 So a lot of time wasted on that, but at least we're safe for four years and hopefully 2028

00:19:53.440 JD Vance, which speaking of which we weren't going to talk about this, but Kamala Harris

00:19:57.140 is polling as number one for the 2028 presidential election and keeps saying that she plans on

00:20:03.240 running good.

00:20:03.880 And I was, I was watching some Democrat thing about like who their hitters are and who the

00:20:08.200 future of the party is.

00:20:09.220 And one guy said, Jon Stewart, run for president.

00:20:12.120 He said, give me Jon Stewart and I'll have him winning by like five points.

00:20:15.400 I think just Chank said that.

00:20:16.600 Yeah. 0.95

00:20:17.120 Crazy.

00:20:17.860 Good idea.

00:20:18.440 Good idea.

00:20:18.980 Right.

00:20:19.340 The guy from TV with his scripts for him.

00:20:21.200 Yeah.

00:20:21.580 Yep.

00:20:22.100 Let him do it.

00:20:22.880 All right.

00:20:23.120 We also have some new stats for you guys.

00:20:25.340 We have the raw vote shift from 2020 to 2024.

00:20:28.460 We have every state here and every state Trump gained votes, but it goes in order of most

00:20:34.020 to least.

00:20:35.120 And California, New York, Florida, Texas, New Jersey, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan,

00:20:39.420 Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Arizona at the top.

00:20:41.680 Yeah.

00:20:42.140 I mean, it's really, this is really just a function of which states have the highest population,

00:20:46.500 you know, California, New York, Florida, Texas.

00:20:49.520 But Trump.

00:20:50.200 But every state shifted.

00:20:52.060 Every state shifted massively, right?

00:20:53.920 Massive shifts for everybody.

00:20:55.620 And then they're still counting the votes in California in some areas.

00:20:58.840 Is that true?

00:20:59.480 Yeah.

00:20:59.860 It's 20 days after the election or 21 days after the election.

00:21:04.300 Lake County, California has about 25,000 ballots total.

00:21:07.980 19 days later, 40% is uncounted.

00:21:11.540 You couldn't get to like a 99 number and just say, yeah, whatever.

00:21:15.320 40% is uncounted?

00:21:17.380 I'm sure they're up to something.

00:21:19.000 Yeah.

00:21:19.180 How does that even happen?

00:21:20.140 What's the purpose?

00:21:21.000 Who's in charge? 0.59

00:21:22.300 There's like one DMV type black lady counting by hand. 1.00

00:21:26.060 She only does. 0.68

00:21:26.860 Yeah.

00:21:27.340 It licks her finger.

00:21:28.480 One.

00:21:29.120 I got to get a coffee.

00:21:30.660 Two.

00:21:30.980 I got to get a coffee.

00:21:32.120 Start over.

00:21:33.340 And then maybe, you know.

00:21:34.660 Lost my place.

00:21:36.680 It was about 5,000.

00:21:38.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:39.100 What the fuck is happening, right? 0.98

00:21:40.580 Whenever that happens, though, I always assume that that's just where they're beta testing 0.99

00:21:43.860 their cheating techniques.

00:21:45.140 Okay.

00:21:45.360 And they're just trying it small in like a small California town and they see how it works.

00:21:49.180 And see what their holdups were.

00:21:50.400 So when they try to bring it to scale nationwide, they can adjust and have some experience.

00:21:56.240 I'm guessing.

00:21:57.100 Yeah.

00:21:57.320 That's actually a decent guess.

00:21:58.600 But again, this should be a crime.

00:22:00.840 Like there are third world countries who do paper ballots hand counted in a day.

00:22:05.920 24 hours.

00:22:06.700 Right?

00:22:07.120 Yeah.

00:22:07.420 Kim Jong-un.

00:22:08.300 He won again.

00:22:09.200 Kim Jong-un.

00:22:09.900 He won again.

00:22:10.460 Whoa.

00:22:10.920 102% of the vote.

00:22:12.320 At least they count it fast.

00:22:13.400 People came from South Korea to vote for him.

00:22:16.120 All right.

00:22:16.980 Our next piece of housekeeping.

00:22:20.180 We showed last week the MAGA hat in New York City and everyone was giving the guy bad

00:22:24.340 looks.

00:22:25.160 We actually have another one where it's people getting good looks in New York City for wearing

00:22:29.820 a MAGA hat.

00:22:30.380 So they say New York City is a secret MAGA society.

00:22:37.200 People are giving high fives.

00:22:38.700 People are giving pounds.

00:22:39.680 Good looks.

00:22:40.620 Nucks.

00:22:42.300 Everyone's happy.

00:22:43.440 That's the reality, guys.

00:22:45.020 Yeah. 0.98

00:22:45.200 You always find some lesbian who's going to go like this or some lady with a dog. 1.00

00:22:50.620 But in reality, you wear a MAGA hat in New York.

00:22:53.500 People know it's rare.

00:22:54.560 You're going to get a lot of positive feedback.

00:22:56.600 Yeah.

00:22:56.800 But and the tide is turning fast.

00:22:59.000 Times changed.

00:22:59.680 And we're still Trump is still having great approval ratings on his transition team and

00:23:03.800 all that.

00:23:04.520 And, you know, us on the more right wing wish it would be a little different or a little

00:23:08.340 harder.

00:23:09.440 There was one woman, the Surgeon General, I believe, who is very pro Maxine and masking

00:23:13.800 during COVID.

00:23:15.340 Don't love to see that. 1.00

00:23:17.160 But, you know, Israel is real shit. 1.00

00:23:20.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:20.340 You know how it is.

00:23:21.220 But we're optimistic and we're hoping for the best until we're hopeless. 0.99

00:23:24.980 And then we'll just get shot in the gulag. 0.98

00:23:26.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:27.140 You get a little Israel shit. 1.00

00:23:28.500 You get a little, you know, vaccine excited Surgeon General. 1.00

00:23:33.620 But then 15,000 trans people get banned from the military.

00:23:36.300 So you're ping ponging back and you go, awesome.

00:23:39.300 What's that?

00:23:40.240 Oh, great. 1.00

00:23:41.580 What did you fucking say? 1.00

00:23:43.020 Debit cards for the illegals that are in Venezuela. 1.00

00:23:45.420 What?

00:23:45.660 We're funding that?

00:23:46.320 Yeah.

00:23:46.480 So, I mean, you know, the game is the game.

00:23:48.580 And all I know is with Trump, the general vibe is like every time there was like, say

00:23:54.700 you come up to a road and you're the Democrat and there's a decision to be made and it's

00:23:58.060 right or left.

00:23:59.160 Every single time they choose the wrong direction.

00:24:01.880 You know, it's just like do the backwards and upside down thing for the country.

00:24:05.140 And I know that every time Trump comes to a crossroad and his administration and something

00:24:09.120 has a tension, they're going to go the right direction.

00:24:11.500 It's really that simple.

00:24:12.700 So.

00:24:12.940 Feels good.

00:24:13.400 Well, believe it or not, we're into our last page of housekeeping already.

00:24:17.180 Like we said, a lighter housekeeping.

00:24:19.100 Before we get to that final page, there is, like we said, no show on Friday.

00:24:23.820 We're off for Thanksgiving, but there will be a Bonusland Q&A that you're not going to

00:24:29.020 want to miss.

00:24:29.840 There's a Bonusland episode dropping today and a Bonusland Q&A dropping Friday instead of

00:24:34.640 the show.

00:24:35.440 So if you've been thinking about joining Bonusland, now is the time.

00:24:38.620 It's going to be lit.

00:24:39.400 You can join Bonusland and use that back catalog and have entertainment for the whole holiday

00:24:44.540 season.

00:24:45.200 I'm sure you're off from school or you're off from work or maybe work is a little slow

00:24:50.020 and you want to sneak some episodes in at the office.

00:24:52.460 Now is the time to join Bonusland.

00:24:53.900 Fleckistalks.com is the website.

00:24:55.820 Before we get to our final page of housekeeping, make sure you guys use this opportunity to

00:24:58.420 tickle the post, help us choose the algo, leave a like, leave a comment, comment again,

00:25:01.260 then start yapping.

00:25:02.560 Notifications need to be on.

00:25:03.720 P.O.

00:25:03.940 Box needs to be full.

00:25:04.820 Little Christmas gifts, P.O.

00:25:06.480 Box.

00:25:08.880 That's for us.

00:25:09.800 We need it.

00:25:10.660 Chill.

00:25:11.000 We have so many boxes in the garage.

00:25:13.240 It's actually dangerous.

00:25:14.660 Yeah.

00:25:15.300 All right.

00:25:16.020 We have, I have a good amount of stuff for this final page of housekeeping.

00:25:20.620 First is a new stuffing recipe.

00:25:23.200 Did you know if you take original White Castle sliders with no pickle, cut or tear them into

00:25:29.400 small pieces, add finely diced celery, black pepper, thyme, and sage, pour in chicken stock,

00:25:37.340 and toss all of that together really well.

00:25:40.200 Then spread it into a casserole dish and bake it at 350 degrees for 35 minutes or until done.

00:25:46.920 You get the most unexpectedly delicious stuffing and the dish that will disappear first at your

00:25:53.040 Thanksgiving gathering.

00:25:54.480 All right. 1.00

00:25:55.420 So it depends what kind of pig shit you want to stuff the bird with. 1.00

00:25:58.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:58.680 But I personally am not above that.

00:26:01.140 That looks good.

00:26:02.060 And I, the family recipe for my family always has its meat in the stuffing.

00:26:08.020 There's a little sausage, maple sausage.

00:26:10.440 It's a great touch.

00:26:11.600 Um, and that's $50 worth of White Castle sliders right there.

00:26:14.940 So how, where's your number coming from NBC? 0.98

00:26:17.700 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 0.95

00:26:18.980 I can't do the sliders this year. 0.99

00:26:20.220 I'm picking between turkey.

00:26:21.460 It's like once for dinner.

00:26:22.340 Uh, well, we just chopped up some sliders from White Castle.

00:26:25.800 You could eat it with the fork.

00:26:26.900 Yeah.

00:26:27.440 Um, you should, instead of using the frozen ones, you should maybe go to White Castle

00:26:30.320 itself and just get a box of 50 or whatever.

00:26:32.420 Yeah.

00:26:32.740 Crave case.

00:26:33.320 It's more, it's more fresh.

00:26:34.480 Yeah.

00:26:34.960 Um, but if you are planning on using garlic for your Thanksgiving meal, make sure you don't

00:26:39.340 buy it from China for this reason.

00:26:41.820 This man had a peeled garlic business in the U S he couldn't compete with

00:26:44.940 with China.

00:26:45.500 Why?

00:26:45.920 According to this 2018 documentary from Netflix, he went undercover in China and he found out

00:26:50.980 that the inmates in Chinese prisons were peeling garlics with their hand and some, because

00:26:55.180 they peeled so much, their nails fell off.

00:26:56.900 They had to start using their mouths to do it. 1.00

00:26:58.700 The peeling of 20 kilos of the garlic.

00:27:02.760 We see lots of guys use their teeth to cut off the roots.

00:27:08.120 Never buy peeled garlic from China.

00:27:09.480 All right.

00:27:09.840 So, you know, we, no, we peeled garlic from China.

00:27:13.000 It goes in their mouth of the prisoners.

00:27:15.740 Um, they don't care.

00:27:17.000 And actually they are worried about efficiency and output.

00:27:21.320 Yeah.

00:27:21.520 So not only do they not care, like if the boss saw them doing it, it's fine.

00:27:25.940 Yeah.

00:27:26.300 They're not saying, Hey, what are you doing?

00:27:27.620 That's a violent, that's an OSHA violation there.

00:27:30.160 It's encouraged. 0.98

00:27:30.900 There's no fucking OSHA in China. 1.00

00:27:33.000 So you have Chinese prisoners peeling garlic with their mouth coming to a Thanksgiving dish 1.00

00:27:38.060 near you.

00:27:38.700 Hopefully not.

00:27:39.520 Yeah.

00:27:40.040 Uh, it's a white castle.

00:27:41.220 Good.

00:27:41.720 Chinese garlic way down, but it does keep the cost down.

00:27:45.540 So maybe, and I don't want to keep going back to the NBC article.

00:27:49.660 Dealer's choice.

00:27:50.360 Maybe they're using the Chinese garlic in that figure.

00:27:52.820 Yeah.

00:27:53.140 If you want to have a meal for under 60 bucks, you're going to need the Chinese garlic,

00:27:56.800 but you get prisoner mouth juice on it.

00:27:58.640 You know, I know there's a lot of moms out there who watch the show and people who are 0.96

00:28:02.660 kind of running the kitchen on Thanksgiving.

00:28:04.260 And I want to, I want to know some tabs.

00:28:06.540 I want to hear the final answer post Thanksgiving.

00:28:09.160 How much?

00:28:09.740 How much it ran you to run a nice family Thanksgiving.

00:28:12.560 So if you DM us, if you're going to, if you know that number, right?

00:28:16.200 Yep.

00:28:16.660 Next, we're going to show a bird who is anting.

00:28:19.820 Yeah.

00:28:20.200 You want me to read the description or something?

00:28:21.920 Uh, let's watch the video first.

00:28:23.800 All right.

00:28:27.940 So he looks dead, right?

00:28:32.900 He's covered in ants and he's alive.

00:28:35.880 And you might be thinking, oh, that's like a zombie bird or he's got something wrong with

00:28:39.160 something wrong with them or he's dead.

00:28:40.980 Can you read what he's doing?

00:28:41.780 Yeah.

00:28:42.140 This is very rarely seen, but guide Zahn snaps had an eagle eye this day and spotted a hornbill

00:28:48.460 practicing a behavior called anting.

00:28:50.980 This is when birds purposely sit atop an ant's nest and allow ants to crawl all over.

00:28:56.540 And this assists with cleaning the bird of parasites.

00:29:00.760 So basically it's a dust bath type thing.

00:29:03.560 Ants secrete formic acid as a form of deterring predators, but some birds absolutely love it.

00:29:09.060 That's interesting.

00:29:10.260 And he likes it.

00:29:10.860 Yeah.

00:29:11.080 He likes it.

00:29:11.980 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:13.060 He likes it.

00:29:13.580 And you see how some animals are naturally getting rid of their bugs, critters, and worms.

00:29:18.460 There's like a reason for that.

00:29:19.860 And your great grandparents probably did the same thing too, but we don't do those practices

00:29:23.920 anymore.

00:29:24.640 And now we have all the toxins, poisons, and heavy metals, worms, and bugs in us. 0.99

00:29:28.600 And that's why everyone's gay and autistic. 1.00

00:29:30.940 What were our grandparents doing? 0.99

00:29:32.740 The Amish do it.

00:29:33.840 What?

00:29:34.160 Sit and let a bird come eat the bugs out of your fingers?

00:29:37.100 They had concoctions.

00:29:39.020 They had concoctions like vinegar and like apple cider vinegar concoction, stuff like

00:29:45.760 that.

00:29:46.240 They were very focused on deworming and stuff like that.

00:29:49.680 And the Amish do a yearly parasite cleanse as well.

00:29:53.060 Tell me more.

00:29:53.920 What do you got?

00:29:54.680 Well, they just do a yearly parasite cleanse.

00:29:57.100 Oh, okay.

00:29:57.900 Yeah.

00:29:58.220 And you guys probably know your grandparents, great grandparents.

00:30:01.060 They probably had something for the worms and the gut bugs and all the bad stuff inside.

00:30:05.620 Okay, and we forgot it. 0.99

00:30:08.100 And now everyone's gay and autistic. 0.99

00:30:10.000 Something to be said. 0.97

00:30:11.120 Okay.

00:30:11.700 All right.

00:30:12.080 Next is something to aspire to or to maybe be a little white pill for you guys during the

00:30:17.880 holiday season.

00:30:19.040 It's a guy driving a truck with a girl.

00:30:23.280 And it's an old truck and he's cruising down the road.

00:30:27.360 He's got his arm around his girl.

00:30:31.260 And time is good.

00:30:33.000 Old school truck with the bench seat.

00:30:36.020 Yeah.

00:30:36.940 It's Americana.

00:30:38.060 That's nice.

00:30:39.060 He's living the American dream.

00:30:40.480 It's not dead yet.

00:30:41.600 But he's got worms.

00:30:42.500 The guy's got worms in his body.

00:30:44.160 Well, hopefully their kids don't.

00:30:46.060 Okay.

00:30:46.560 It's a generational process to get back to cleansing and detoxifying.

00:30:51.060 Okay.

00:30:51.640 All right.

00:30:52.060 Next, we were talking last episode about subtle George Floyd shirts for the holiday season.

00:30:57.560 I got some submissions.

00:30:59.160 I wasn't, you know, I got some good submissions, but I was kind of disappointed with what I saw.

00:31:04.300 Yeah.

00:31:04.900 These are good.

00:31:05.900 So we have George and it's Pink Floyd.

00:31:08.680 It's a Pink Floyd triangle with the rainbow and then George and then George Washington,

00:31:12.400 Pink Floyd.

00:31:13.080 That's my favorite one so far.

00:31:14.980 George Washington, Pink Floyd.

00:31:16.240 George Washington, Pink Floyd.

00:31:17.620 Yeah.

00:31:17.780 And then we have a bowling shirt.

00:31:21.160 It says George on the front.

00:31:22.680 On the back, it says Floyd's Bowl, Minneapolis.

00:31:25.200 That's very good as well.

00:31:26.840 That's good subtlety.

00:31:27.840 Yeah.

00:31:27.960 Hard production wise.

00:31:29.900 Frosty.

00:31:30.380 What does it say?

00:31:31.040 Floydy the snowman.

00:31:32.620 Floyd, did you make that?

00:31:33.560 No.

00:31:34.040 Somebody sent it in.

00:31:35.060 Okay.

00:31:35.800 Not bad.

00:31:36.440 Not bad, but you just kind of put George Floyd's face on a snowman.

00:31:39.600 A little weird.

00:31:40.400 Okay.

00:31:40.760 And then we have a Merry Christmas with George Floyd's face.

00:31:44.420 That's also just put in George Floyd's face.

00:31:46.960 And someone did this, I believe, an Instagram story.

00:31:49.340 They just did a draft.

00:31:50.820 It just says Floyd on a Harvard shirt.

00:31:53.840 So thank you guys for doing that.

00:31:56.020 We have not picked the winner yet.

00:31:58.100 Nice attempts.

00:31:58.740 Nice attempts though.

00:31:59.560 That George bowling shirt is actually really cool because I used to wear a lot of bowling

00:32:03.960 shirts with other people's names on it.

00:32:05.380 Yeah.

00:32:05.540 Yeah, I really like the idea of the, it could be a mechanic shirt, it could be a bowling

00:32:10.840 shirt, any sort of like workman where the name is George and then the business name is

00:32:15.620 Floyd's, Floyd's Automotive or Floyd's Convenience Store.

00:32:19.900 And it says George and it says fake, no fake 20s. 0.99

00:32:22.860 You know, there's some, there's some shit to be done. 0.99

00:32:24.940 Back to the drawing board, guys. 0.99

00:32:26.180 All right.

00:32:26.680 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:32:27.740 Now we are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:32:33.280 All right.

00:32:34.200 Our first clip of Cringe is a gym girl who was sexually harassed at the gym. 1.00

00:32:38.760 So an Ottawa police officer just sexually harassed me at the gym, as one does, of course.

00:32:43.940 He was doing chest flies. 0.99

00:32:45.080 I was standing in front of him and I was respecting him in his fucking space and wanted him to be 0.98

00:32:49.940 able to see his form. 0.98

00:32:50.840 So I kept moving out of the way so that he could see himself in the mirror.

00:32:53.560 And after I did this twice, he stops me and he's like, yeah, it's okay. 0.97

00:32:57.920 I may just be a dirty old man. 0.96

00:33:00.000 Here it comes. 0.98

00:33:01.080 But I almost don't mind if you're standing in front of me while I do this.

00:33:03.580 And I did what we all do as women.

00:33:06.700 When we get comments like that, I just went, ha ha ha. 1.00

00:33:09.940 Turned around and I was like, fuck, I hate men. 0.99

00:33:11.840 And then I was really pissed and went to turn around to tell him like, this is not okay. 1.00

00:33:16.680 And here is why.

00:33:17.920 And he was gone. 1.00

00:33:18.960 Your tits are out. 1.00

00:33:23.220 That's fair. 1.00

00:33:24.280 That's extremely true. 0.99

00:33:25.140 Her tits are out. 1.00

00:33:25.840 Her tits are out, which is clearly for attention. 1.00

00:33:28.100 She has a bunch of stupid tattoos, clearly for attention. 1.00

00:33:30.860 And then someone gives you attention. 1.00

00:33:32.420 And he, keep in mind, he said, I almost don't mind that you're standing there.

00:33:37.860 Sexually harassed.

00:33:39.080 I almost don't mind.

00:33:40.480 He almost doesn't mind.

00:33:42.000 Meaning I know it's not good to say I don't mind you standing there.

00:33:44.940 So I almost don't mind.

00:33:46.720 And then that's the reaction.

00:33:48.260 Yeah.

00:33:48.440 And, you know, it's a nice compliment.

00:33:51.080 I mean, it's not like you don't have to believe it as a nice compliment, but it's not a sexually harassment thing, especially when you're just like engaged with someone.

00:33:59.820 Yeah.

00:34:00.160 And then it's like a, it's just like a victim mindset from this person where like men talking to you about you is an attack, even though you're dressed like a hoe. 0.98

00:34:10.240 So, yeah, and then this is kind of the thing with the, uh, this girl's got like a weightlifting profile where she's, you know, obviously tits her out and you're going to have to make content. 1.00

00:34:20.800 So you got to blow up this little thing into something bigger.

00:34:23.700 He sexually harassed me when he made the most almost comment you've ever heard.

00:34:27.720 And we actually have another clip from her content.

00:34:30.160 This is the other type of stuff she posts here.

00:34:32.840 I guess she's doing legs in this one. 1.00

00:34:36.520 But she's shaking her ass in slow motion. 1.00

00:34:40.240 On her page. 0.99

00:34:41.540 I almost don't mind you posting that video.

00:34:43.900 Like, you know what?

00:34:45.180 But that guy at the gym sexually harassed her. 0.99

00:34:47.740 Um, are we going to play the confrontation with the guy?

00:34:49.540 Yeah, let's play it.

00:34:50.520 Anyway, here's the video.

00:34:52.120 And I kept moving out of the way.

00:34:53.300 Oh, that's him.

00:34:54.580 Ew. 1.00

00:34:55.600 Oh, fuck off. 1.00

00:34:56.660 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:34:58.280 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:34:59.160 It's inappropriate. 0.99

00:35:00.060 I don't appreciate it. 0.94

00:35:01.180 And it made me feel fucking uncomfortable. 0.98

00:35:02.880 This is a place where I come to feel fucking safe. 0.99

00:35:05.540 I'm struck. 0.99

00:35:06.700 Oh, I should be.

00:35:07.620 Yes, I know.

00:35:08.460 And you made me feel unsafe. 0.98

00:35:09.620 I don't fucking appreciate that. 0.98

00:35:11.740 And for me to have to go, ha, ha, ha, no, it's okay. 0.98

00:35:14.200 No, it's not okay. 1.00

00:35:15.320 I'm fucking autistic. 1.00

00:35:16.760 This is my fucking safe space. 1.00

00:35:18.380 I come here to fucking lift. 1.00

00:35:19.960 And you're fucking disgusting. 1.00

00:35:21.180 As I'm moving out of the list, you can see yourself in the fucking mirror. 1.00

00:35:24.020 Fuck you. 1.00

00:35:25.140 Wow. 1.00

00:35:26.340 Wow, what?

00:35:27.140 I rescind my apology. 1.00

00:35:28.680 You're nuts. 0.99

00:35:29.320 I rescind my apology. 1.00

00:35:30.520 You're nuts. 0.99

00:35:31.160 That's the way to play it, honestly. 1.00

00:35:32.600 Your tits are out. 1.00

00:35:34.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:34.460 You're wearing a bra to the gym and either short shorts or tight, tight pants.

00:35:40.220 You know, you get treated kind of how you present yourself.

00:35:43.120 And the guy also goes, I'm sorry for how I made you feel.

00:35:45.460 And then she chimps out on him.

00:35:47.040 She freaks out.

00:35:48.020 And, like, while she's recording, now that she's had, like, a ramp up of energy to be like, no, I'm right.

00:35:54.060 And then I'm also going to use this for social media later.

00:35:56.360 So I better go crazy on him.

00:35:58.220 And then, you know, certain people, they're not really looking for an apology or an acceptance of responsibility.

00:36:04.020 Like, if this girl truly was, like, a little mad at him and said, I don't know if that's appropriate, obviously the guy's not going to do it again.

00:36:11.280 So her mission has been accomplished, right?

00:36:14.000 But she just is looking to freak out on him.

00:36:16.200 And then he goes, you know what?

00:36:17.500 I'm not doing this.

00:36:18.900 I take it all back. 1.00

00:36:20.120 You're a fucking retard. 1.00

00:36:21.860 So, you know, this is typical shit from the female gym influencer class. 1.00

00:36:27.160 And, you know, there's a reason people everywhere want to ban cameras and ban filming in gyms and ban setting up the tripods. 0.99

00:36:35.120 And I'm sure some of you guys are members in, like, more downtown major city gyms.

00:36:40.160 And it's getting out of hand.

00:36:41.560 And these girls are wearing underwear. 1.00

00:36:43.100 You can see their vagina. 1.00

00:36:44.500 That's the key problem. 0.99

00:36:46.740 And that's the big difference from over the years.

00:36:49.400 Girls these days are wearing their underwear to the gym. 1.00

00:36:52.500 Yeah.

00:36:53.160 It's pretty simple.

00:36:53.820 Underwear.

00:36:54.300 And the guy was willing to apologize.

00:36:55.940 But once you're freaking out.

00:36:57.320 And then it's like, if the guy had known you were filming, it's even more of an apology rescinded.

00:37:01.640 There's no way.

00:37:02.360 I'm not cooperating with a person like this.

00:37:04.620 It's like, hey, I saw you in your underwear there.

00:37:07.100 I just wanted to say, I almost didn't mind it.

00:37:09.780 Hey, what's up?

00:37:10.680 What was that?

00:37:11.940 It's like a, it's entrapment.

00:37:13.200 That's entrapment.

00:37:14.180 Yeah.

00:37:14.760 All right.

00:37:15.180 Next.

00:37:15.540 That's a bait car.

00:37:16.320 That's bait car for the white middle class guy. 0.88

00:37:18.620 He's a cop.

00:37:19.460 Yeah.

00:37:19.980 That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a man's bait car.

00:37:22.720 Um, next is a slightly different bait car.

00:37:26.660 Um, this guy is 360 pounds and he's suing New York because he's too fat to fit in a desk.

00:37:33.280 360 pound NYC library worker traumatized sues for 4.6 million over two small desk.

00:37:40.780 So the guy is six foot two, 360 pounds claims.

00:37:44.700 He's been traumatized.

00:37:46.300 And, uh, obviously the figure 4.6 million is eye popping.

00:37:51.100 That's a hundred years of salary.

00:37:54.200 NYC library employee.

00:37:55.540 Uh, he was told in October 2021, he was told to work at the first floor service desk at

00:38:01.460 the Stavros Nyarkos, uh, foundation library on 5th Avenue in Midtown.

00:38:06.720 Uh, his union eventually intervened after he said he was too fat for the desk.

00:38:11.260 He was like, Hey, I can't really sit at the small desk.

00:38:13.820 Uh, they helped him get assigned to a different service desk, but nearly two years later, he

00:38:18.200 found himself in a bind again.

00:38:19.720 A new assistant director was allegedly not on the same page, ordering him back to work

00:38:24.480 at the cramped first floor desk.

00:38:26.500 Too fat to fit.

00:38:27.580 Too fat to fit at the desk. 0.88

00:38:28.800 Into a table.

00:38:29.760 Yeah.

00:38:30.080 And you know, this isn't like, uh, it's not like an airplane seat or something.

00:38:34.360 It's like, you can probably like back up or, you know, get in a position where you're not

00:38:38.560 too fat for the desk.

00:38:40.200 Um, but things only got worse after he complained and got a lawyer involved.

00:38:44.480 The director allegedly dramatically increased how often she assigned Martin to the small desk,

00:38:49.260 which he claims was detrimental to his health and safety.

00:38:53.220 Um, and I didn't know he was concerned about health and safety so much.

00:38:57.320 That is a three 60 pound man.

00:38:58.900 It was the director's way to bully William and intimidate him, showing him who's the boss.

00:39:03.540 And a few months later, Martin was falsely accused.

00:39:06.480 He says of sleeping on the job and later suspended.

00:39:09.980 I have a feeling there's a videotape of him.

00:39:13.100 Sleeping on the job.

00:39:15.120 360 pound guy.

00:39:16.220 What do they do?

00:39:16.760 Are they, are they active?

00:39:17.780 Are they taking laps around the library or are they kind of breathing heavy and falling

00:39:22.240 asleep at the desk?

00:39:23.000 Maybe they heard him snoring and assumed he was sleeping, but he just has daytime snoring

00:39:27.780 issues from his, his regular breathing.

00:39:29.720 Yep.

00:39:30.180 And here's a picture of the young man. 0.99

00:39:32.220 Um, big fat, fat, fat, fat. 1.00

00:39:34.160 Big fat motherfucker. 1.00

00:39:35.600 And, you know, he's suing. 1.00

00:39:38.060 And I feel like we're at this place now where you kind of get in trouble at work and you're 0.98

00:39:44.540 a black guy.

00:39:45.780 I've seen it more with a lot of African Americans.

00:39:47.900 They just kind of sue when things get a little dicey for them.

00:39:51.160 They're getting litigious.

00:39:52.060 They're getting very litigious. 0.63

00:39:54.280 And that actually litigious, that is one of the black people names that we've been talking

00:39:59.460 about.

00:39:59.940 Yeah.

00:40:00.220 Like a word that's a black person name. 0.99

00:40:02.160 Debris. 0.99

00:40:02.940 Litigious.

00:40:04.020 Litigious.

00:40:05.300 Nefarious.

00:40:06.120 That's a good name.

00:40:07.160 So I'm litigious.

00:40:08.600 I don't know if they can spell it though.

00:40:10.720 Yeah.

00:40:11.100 It's spelled differently.

00:40:12.220 It's the same with debris.

00:40:13.340 Debris is D-A apostrophe B-R-I.

00:40:16.100 Debris.

00:40:16.800 Litigious is L-A.

00:40:18.560 Blech.

00:40:19.340 Litigious.

00:40:20.480 But yeah, so this guy, I don't know, man.

00:40:22.360 I'm noticing this more and more, like employer relations with African Americans, especially

00:40:26.780 if you have like a union or like a good paying job, once they're in, they'll sue or they'll

00:40:31.160 counter sue.

00:40:32.160 If they get fired, they'll immediately file suit.

00:40:34.940 And litigious, I don't know where we're going with this, but it's not good. 1.00

00:40:40.100 It's not good for the state. 0.90

00:40:41.140 And I have a weird feeling that if you're in a blue state and you're a black person suing,

00:40:46.420 you're like, you're going to win 95%.

00:40:49.100 Yeah.

00:40:49.500 If it's a toss up, you'll always win.

00:40:51.380 If it's kind of outrageous like this, you'll probably win still.

00:40:55.100 Yeah.

00:40:55.280 You overextend it or they'll settle and they'll reassign you.

00:40:58.420 Just take a million.

00:40:59.280 Yeah.

00:40:59.480 Just take, just take five, five weeks off paid vacation and come back and you get a

00:41:03.660 raise, you know?

00:41:04.300 Yeah.

00:41:04.940 And it's always taking advantage of, you know, an NYC city employee.

00:41:08.400 It's like, who pays for that?

00:41:09.780 The taxpayer.

00:41:10.940 So they're suing.

00:41:12.220 It's like you hire a bad employee who's probably sleeping on the job.

00:41:15.500 I don't know.

00:41:16.320 I don't know.

00:41:16.640 He's at least snoring on the job.

00:41:18.160 He's 360.

00:41:19.040 He snores while his eyes are open. 0.68

00:41:20.500 You know, like a fat guy sleeps with one eye kind of open.

00:41:22.780 You're like, is he alive?

00:41:23.920 Is he okay?

00:41:26.100 You know, I know a lot about that, but I don't know.

00:41:29.440 It's just, it's bad for everyone.

00:41:30.900 And these people shouldn't be hired in the first place.

00:41:32.900 Good point.

00:41:33.540 All right.

00:41:33.900 Let's move on to our next clip.

00:41:35.280 The fat Kamala RRB type.

00:41:37.160 Yeah, this guy looks exactly like me. 0.99

00:41:40.320 Last night really sucked.

00:41:42.020 I just want to check in and ask how you're doing today.

00:41:45.480 And I also want to ask, what are you doing to take care of yourselves today?

00:41:48.680 I think, you know, with the news, we all are feeling pretty down.

00:41:54.680 You get the point.

00:41:55.860 It's a good thing we don't do doppels anymore.

00:41:59.100 You look exactly like this big.

00:42:02.060 What is your deal?

00:42:04.180 Your glasses are a little different. 0.83

00:42:06.080 This guy pops off the shirt and then he has the double nipple rings, double nipped up, 1.00

00:42:10.000 and he frames the camera in a way to show his fattest angle. 1.00

00:42:13.520 What is this, fetish shit? 1.00

00:42:14.640 Yeah, he's getting off on that. 1.00

00:42:15.860 He gets off or people get off on him.

00:42:18.100 We were debating before, how much does he weigh?

00:42:21.960 I think he's 4'10".

00:42:23.000 3'80", I think.

00:42:24.020 3'8", upper threes.

00:42:24.960 Depends on his height.

00:42:26.140 Well, upper threes.

00:42:27.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:28.280 Well, upper threes.

00:42:29.000 Upper threes.

00:42:29.640 4'10", is my guess.

00:42:30.900 Okay.

00:42:31.880 All right.

00:42:32.440 Next is a...

00:42:33.940 That guy looked exactly like me.

00:42:35.660 Yeah. 0.89

00:42:36.340 Crazy. 0.53

00:42:37.760 It's a doppel.

00:42:38.800 Yeah.

00:42:39.060 That's why we do them.

00:42:39.940 Yep.

00:42:40.820 Okay.

00:42:41.420 Next is a woman who's scared about abortion and now her kid is scared too.

00:42:46.760 He's 12 and she got in the car and she was crying.

00:42:49.300 She said, Mom, Trump won.

00:42:52.540 Trump's going to win. 1.00

00:42:53.760 And what if I get raped and I need to have an abortion? 0.98

00:42:57.680 This is from a 12-year-old, my 12-year-old daughter.

00:43:00.140 And so it was really a reminder of how scary this time is for people and how important

00:43:05.880 it is for Democrats to have strategies, both at the state level and the federal level,

00:43:10.060 to make sure that we...

00:43:11.360 Why is your 12-year-old talking like that?

00:43:13.880 Sounds like your 12-year-old is mirroring Mommy and Mommy's bringing home emotional stuff

00:43:19.540 from work.

00:43:20.240 Exactly. 1.00

00:43:21.140 Mommy's on some weird hands-maid's tale shit. 0.99

00:43:24.120 And then the kid who's 12 isn't even old enough to understand it, but knows to mirror 0.99

00:43:28.440 mom's emotions about certain topics.

00:43:30.860 And that's what you have here. 0.98

00:43:31.900 And you have like a very sick situation where like a 12-year-old is talking about being raped. 1.00

00:43:36.480 Mommy fucked up the daughter. 1.00

00:43:38.840 That's so bad. 0.99

00:43:39.600 And hopefully Mommy tells you to stay away from the migrant shelters in LA. 1.00

00:43:43.200 They're in LA, which is also like the last place it's ever going to not have abortions. 0.99

00:43:47.420 It's weird to see it.

00:43:49.160 Hopefully there's a Chad dad there who's going to calm everyone down.

00:43:53.260 Uh-oh, Mommy's to Rossi's is going on everyone in the house.

00:43:56.980 Where's dad?

00:43:57.900 He's gone.

00:43:58.720 He left.

00:43:59.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:00.020 Dad is probably poisoned by seed oils and worms and probably gay too. 1.00

00:44:04.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:05.400 You know, that's how it goes.

00:44:07.080 But how about that?

00:44:08.040 That like a 12-year-old talking like in a fear-based way like that?

00:44:11.800 Like wouldn't that be something that you don't even really bring up for a few years?

00:44:15.380 And it's funny because this woman goes on the news and tries to emotionally manipulate the audience 1.00

00:44:19.300 who's probably a little perceptive to it.

00:44:21.020 And she's like, well, I've already done the emotional manipulation to my 12-year-old.

00:44:24.160 So why wouldn't it work on you too?

00:44:26.160 It's a good point.

00:44:26.980 Yeah.

00:44:27.280 Well, don't be too down or too depressed about that.

00:44:30.080 Not all moms are on this feminist wave. 0.99

00:44:33.200 I found a tweet that kind of sums up like modern day feminism and why it exists. 1.00

00:44:37.980 Can you give it a read, please? 0.96

00:44:38.780 When you think about it, feminism was just the solution for ugly women. 1.00

00:44:42.760 No ultra hot woman cared about being a stay-at-home mom and hanging out with the kids. 1.00

00:44:48.100 The ugly ones couldn't participate, so they just dragged everyone down with them, crabs in a bucket. 1.00

00:44:52.780 That rings true. 0.96

00:44:54.400 Yeah, to a certain extent.

00:44:56.420 To a certain extent.

00:44:57.380 And then we were going to give a little white pill and cringe because it's the holiday week.

00:45:00.760 Thanksgiving is coming up.

00:45:02.120 We have a lovely young mom who has a baby daughter.

00:45:05.420 And look how happy she is.

00:45:06.640 You're scared to have a baby?

00:45:07.540 Watch this video.

00:45:08.960 We're just cuddling.

00:45:11.040 In the bed.

00:45:12.420 I'm going to go pick up In-N-Out.

00:45:13.780 We went on a walk today.

00:45:15.700 I went and tried Dunkin' for the first time.

00:45:18.080 Like, this is like the dream life.

00:45:21.160 I'm packing for a little trip we're going on tomorrow.

00:45:24.380 We like to match.

00:45:26.020 She's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

00:45:28.280 She's my best friend.

00:45:29.520 We literally are just together 24-7.

00:45:31.660 Huh.

00:45:31.880 I'm going to make some cookies.

00:45:35.000 She's going to take a little bath. 0.99

00:45:37.320 We're just going to hang out until my husband gets home.

00:45:39.620 Isn't that nice?

00:45:40.800 That's the dream.

00:45:41.720 That's Americana.

00:45:42.680 Yeah.

00:45:43.040 Riding the pickup truck with her.

00:45:44.800 Nice baby.

00:45:45.560 You get a baby.

00:45:46.500 They hang out all day.

00:45:47.760 You work.

00:45:48.380 You support them.

00:45:49.820 What else do you need to do? 1.00

00:45:50.820 You never talk about Donald Trump and rape and weird shit. 1.00

00:45:54.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:54.800 That lady doesn't talk about that. 1.00

00:45:56.320 That's a good point. 0.95

00:45:57.000 Only a manic woman like this Muppet before. 1.00

00:45:59.740 On pills. 0.92

00:46:00.520 Yeah.

00:46:01.160 Next, we have another manic woman. 1.00

00:46:02.800 We're getting back to the dark shit. 1.00

00:46:05.060 We can only show you a brief shimmer of gold and cringe. 1.00

00:46:08.880 All right. 1.00

00:46:09.140 Can you read the dark shit, please? 1.00

00:46:10.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:10.560 This woman says, when my daughter was 10, she played soccer.

00:46:13.760 There was a trans kid on her team.

00:46:15.840 The kids didn't care and they played soccer.

00:46:18.140 At break, they all ate oranges.

00:46:20.140 Stop transphobia.

00:46:21.740 Oh.

00:46:22.180 So all of the trans debate can just be boiled down to 10-year-olds playing a soccer game

00:46:27.760 when all the kids are like the same age and size and no one's in puberty yet and they're

00:46:32.680 all just like children.

00:46:35.000 Yeah.

00:46:35.460 That's what it was the whole time, guys.

00:46:38.080 Not some man spiking a volleyball on your daughter's face in high school or taking a scholarship

00:46:43.640 or a first place trophy.

00:46:45.860 It's 10-year-old kids eating oranges.

00:46:48.240 That's what the trans stuff debate was.

00:46:49.900 Yeah, when the kids aren't even good enough to really play soccer and the game is like

00:46:53.940 eight to five and everybody scores.

00:46:57.860 It doesn't matter.

00:46:59.160 And it's funny because she takes the example for her use where she's like, oh, it was 10

00:47:05.500 years old and it's before the man can really dominate, right?

00:47:08.440 Girls mature faster than boys at that age. 0.53

00:47:10.860 She takes that and she goes, yeah, that's fine.

00:47:14.160 But when they're that young, it actually makes it even darker because what's a trans kid? 1.00

00:47:20.720 What's a 10-year-old trans kid?

00:47:22.120 That's a good point.

00:47:22.940 She's using the example like it's no big deal, but you're actually revealing that there's

00:47:26.760 a 10-year-old trans kid.

00:47:28.420 Yeah.

00:47:28.700 What's that part?

00:47:29.620 Whose parents?

00:47:30.680 Let me see the parents of the 10-year-old trans kid.

00:47:33.720 Listen to a 10-year-old?

00:47:34.540 That's like a vegan cat.

00:47:36.240 And again, it's very fascinating to watch like a woman learn the wrong lesson from her 1.00

00:47:42.200 own anecdote, her own story.

00:47:44.360 She's like, they ate oranges.

00:47:45.880 It was no big deal.

00:47:46.740 And it's like, wait, you said the kid was 10?

00:47:48.780 Like in the Trump administration, we call someone.

00:47:51.700 You go to Guantanamo for that.

00:47:53.080 You go to Guantanamo.

00:47:54.300 And then obviously the trans stuff is leaking into the schools faster than ever. 1.00

00:47:58.500 There's another school, a new school that's adding it to their, what's it called?

00:48:02.340 Their curriculum?

00:48:02.740 Yeah, parents at Hillside Elementary School in New York were sent an email informing them

00:48:07.680 that they are implementing a new gender identity curriculum for kindergartners.

00:48:12.400 Children will be taught about gender identity, pronoun, and other gender ideology vocabulary

00:48:16.140 such as cisgender, transgender, and non-binary.

00:48:20.000 Public schools are trying to groom your kids, says Lives of TikTok, which obviously this has

00:48:24.300 been ongoing.

00:48:25.380 And this is something that the Department of Education, Linda McMahon, needs to body slam some 1.00

00:48:32.140 of these lessons here.

00:48:33.260 Send Cash Patel in.

00:48:34.600 Yeah.

00:48:35.020 And then there's another glimmer of gold here, another glimmer of hope, especially from COVID

00:48:41.000 when everyone was like working from home and teaching their kids at home themselves or

00:48:45.420 just paying attention to the curriculums.

00:48:48.320 Yeah.

00:48:48.560 This person tweeted something about what the kids are learning.

00:48:50.760 And it's very insightful if you're thinking about becoming a homeschooler.

00:48:54.220 He said, homeschooling showed me you can teach the K-5 math curriculum to a six-year-old in

00:48:59.580 six weeks with one hour of instruction per day.

00:49:02.560 Yeah.

00:49:03.400 Yeah.

00:49:04.040 Glorified babysitting is what the school system is. 1.00

00:49:06.780 You send your kid away.

00:49:07.960 They can't really learn because there's so many other kids in the class.

00:49:10.760 So they slow it down and dumb it down.

00:49:12.820 They make it about regurgitating info and memorizing instead of learning how to think.

00:49:17.060 That was like a big lesson growing up.

00:49:19.040 I used to slack off in school or like try to get the answers and not learn.

00:49:24.320 And my dad was like, it's not about what you're learning.

00:49:27.860 It's about learning how to think, learning how to use your brain, learning how to conceptualize

00:49:32.860 and analyze.

00:49:33.860 It's not so much about like 1762, Columbia settled the ocean blue.

00:49:38.440 It's more about like learning how to use your brain so you can think about anything with

00:49:42.980 like the lessons you learn in school.

00:49:44.500 So that, you know, I learned that.

00:49:46.260 Yeah.

00:49:47.180 1762.

00:49:48.120 That was the year.

00:49:49.420 So that's a big takeaway.

00:49:51.440 A lot of people are kind of intimidated by homeschooling and then you can teach your

00:49:55.180 kid the whole thing in six weeks.

00:49:56.900 Yeah.

00:49:57.300 And then way less time.

00:49:58.660 I mean, they can go outside.

00:50:00.120 They can get sun.

00:50:00.900 They can go play in the dirt and build things and jump off of stuff.

00:50:03.660 All right.

00:50:04.120 Our last story from Cringe of the Week, Wicked, the movie where they're about the witch, where

00:50:09.800 the witch is the good guy now. 0.94

00:50:11.320 Yeah.

00:50:11.600 Or the witch is misunderstood.

00:50:12.740 Um, they did an interview with a lesbian and the energy of the people talking is what I

00:50:19.780 really want everyone to focus on.

00:50:21.160 I've seen, um, this week people are taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding

00:50:27.160 space with that and feeling power in that.

00:50:30.620 Uh, I didn't know that that was happening.

00:50:32.760 I've seen it.

00:50:33.660 Yeah.

00:50:33.920 That's really powerful.

00:50:36.840 Mm-hmm.

00:50:37.600 Yeah.

00:50:38.360 That's why I wanted it.

00:50:40.080 Mm-hmm.

00:50:41.120 Yeah.

00:50:43.480 I didn't know that was happening.

00:50:45.700 I've seen it on a couple posts.

00:50:47.420 I don't know how widespread, but you know, I am in queer media, so that's my, you know.

00:50:52.080 That's really cool.

00:50:53.180 Yeah.

00:50:53.860 Just so emotional.

00:50:55.660 Holding space.

00:50:56.600 They were really holding space, which the words mean nothing.

00:50:59.920 Holding space, what?

00:51:01.080 They, uh, they liked it. 0.98

00:51:02.580 Gays played the song and then they were going, I'm gay. 0.98

00:51:05.160 Gay people said, this spoke to me or something. 0.90

00:51:07.280 Like, the words they choose, whatever. 0.92

00:51:10.180 Mean nothing.

00:51:10.420 But like you said, the tone, this weird kind of like hushed, like, oh, they really, huh?

00:51:15.760 Oh, hyper-sensitive, hushed, emotional, on the verge of tears.

00:51:21.920 Oh, yeah.

00:51:22.620 Oh, oh, oh.

00:51:23.600 That's what Kamala did, too. 1.00

00:51:24.860 And let's play another one.

00:51:25.740 This is from a different interviewer, but on the same press tour, right?

00:51:28.820 This is my first time ever doing a junkie.

00:51:30.280 You have been the light of the day.

00:51:32.400 You are such a gift.

00:51:33.640 You brought such light into the room.

00:51:35.560 Thank you very much.

00:51:36.500 We appreciate you.

00:51:37.000 For coming into this room today.

00:51:38.280 Thank you.

00:51:38.800 We needed, we needed to come in.

00:51:41.020 Yeah.

00:51:41.680 That was beautiful.

00:51:42.300 Thank you so, so much.

00:51:42.880 We love you.

00:51:43.640 Thank you.

00:51:43.840 Have a lovely rest of your day.

00:51:44.820 You too.

00:51:45.260 Thank you.

00:51:45.940 Pink news. 0.75

00:51:46.740 Just like loser theater kid energy.

00:51:49.440 Everyone's so emotional and compassionate.

00:51:53.240 And then they're also like delusional, where it's like, oh, you were the light of the day.

00:51:56.620 You did so great.

00:51:57.560 And it's like, did she do a good job? 0.99

00:51:59.640 It's like a circle jerk. 0.99

00:52:00.920 Yeah. 0.96

00:52:01.260 You're great.

00:52:01.900 No, you're great.

00:52:02.680 Oh, we're the best.

00:52:03.440 Oh, the men.

00:52:05.440 All in hushed tones, because what we're doing is so impactful and important.

00:52:10.220 And like, the media will tell you how impactful and important it is.

00:52:13.440 And then you tell them how good they interviewed.

00:52:15.360 And it's all in like this hushed vibe where it's basically the volume that you'd use in

00:52:20.360 like a domestic abuse survivor anonymous meeting.

00:52:23.660 Yeah.

00:52:24.220 Like, oh, okay.

00:52:25.380 Safe house.

00:52:26.140 We don't do it.

00:52:26.700 We don't say anything too loud.

00:52:27.920 Diane just got here.

00:52:29.200 It's her first time.

00:52:30.520 You know, it's a very weird.

00:52:31.620 I need a word.

00:52:32.820 I need to categorize this.

00:52:34.440 We reached out to Mimetic Sisyphus.

00:52:36.120 We said, can you categorize this for us?

00:52:38.280 Hasn't gotten back to us yet.

00:52:39.160 He didn't respond.

00:52:39.760 He didn't respond.

00:52:40.260 He will.

00:52:40.680 We need someone smarter than us to conceptualize this.

00:52:43.940 For this theater kid, emotional, overly compassionate energy.

00:52:48.220 Yeah.

00:52:48.540 And it's an act.

00:52:49.500 It's obviously an act.

00:52:50.900 Nobody talks like that.

00:52:52.020 And especially when you're trying to promote your own movie.

00:52:54.980 So I don't, I don't even know what to call it.

00:52:56.680 You're the best.

00:52:57.400 No, you're the best.

00:52:58.720 Oh, this is so important.

00:53:00.300 A mouse is sleeping in the corner.

00:53:02.960 We don't want to wake up the mouse.

00:53:04.600 It's like delusional.

00:53:05.880 It's not based on performance or what you got done.

00:53:09.980 It's you're the best because you're a girl talking to some other girls about important stuff.

00:53:14.120 And girls don't usually get to talk so much because of the men. 1.00

00:53:17.300 The men.

00:53:18.560 Victim.

00:53:19.720 Victim, but victimhood, self-importance, hushed tones.

00:53:25.040 And that's why we need the medic says for us to come in here and clean this up.

00:53:27.540 At a time when like women are less oppressed than ever. 0.96

00:53:30.560 It's not like it's 1955 and like, oh, you have to stay home and make me stuff.

00:53:34.720 Like they do this.

00:53:36.620 And then they also, when they get, or when they're given an inch, they take a mile.

00:53:40.320 They made the whole thing in Wicked gay. 0.60

00:53:43.080 Yeah. 0.98

00:53:43.360 They made the Wizard of Oz gay and all the animals gay. 0.99

00:53:46.740 Every day in the Emerald City is a pride parade. 0.96

00:53:49.000 Oh my God.

00:53:49.460 Right?

00:53:49.880 Yeah.

00:53:50.460 I mean, look at like.

00:53:51.280 That's great.

00:53:52.320 But it's true.

00:53:53.120 Yeah.

00:53:53.360 Even like the chickens. 1.00

00:53:56.040 Those chickens are gay. 1.00

00:53:57.460 The chickens are gay. 1.00

00:54:00.060 They later go on to make, to say that the Wizard of Oz guy's outfit proves he's gay. 0.99

00:54:05.960 It's like the oldest movie in the world, right?

00:54:08.940 It's like from like 19 something.

00:54:10.220 This is like what we do.

00:54:12.060 This is our joke. 0.99

00:54:13.660 Like they're sucking each other. 0.99

00:54:15.260 And that's like, that's what Ariana Grande is saying on the press tour. 1.00

00:54:18.100 The chickens are sucking each other. 0.93

00:54:19.660 That's like an us joke.

00:54:20.900 That's so true.

00:54:21.940 And they just do it in a different tone, in a different way.

00:54:25.480 And you know, it's good.

00:54:27.100 Right?

00:54:27.520 And obviously that's not canon.

00:54:29.260 That's not part of the story.

00:54:30.740 That's not written anywhere on the script.

00:54:32.400 That's just Ariana Grande saying it at the end. 0.99

00:54:35.100 But it's so funny to me.

00:54:36.640 Like, and you know, I don't know.

00:54:37.800 We're still trying to categorize this and put it into a box.

00:54:41.120 And these women are front and center. 1.00

00:54:42.600 And like, oh, it's your time.

00:54:44.160 What are you going to do?

00:54:45.440 What are you going to tell the world? 0.99

00:54:46.820 And it's like, oh, Wizard of Oz is gay. 1.00

00:54:48.380 Yeah, he's gay. 1.00

00:54:49.440 Chickens are gay. 1.00

00:54:50.500 Everyone goes, yeah, that's great. 0.94

00:54:53.240 Thank you so much for being here.

00:54:54.560 You did a great job.

00:54:55.520 Thanks for holding space for us.

00:54:56.700 Holding space.

00:54:57.540 What is that?

00:54:58.460 Holding space. 1.00

00:54:59.220 The fat fuck at the NYC library, he was holding a lot of space. 1.00

00:55:03.260 And he's doing it. 1.00

00:55:04.820 What does it all mean?

00:55:05.760 What does it all mean?

00:55:06.840 How much space does everyone need?

00:55:09.160 All right, let's move on to Urban Decay. 0.65

00:55:11.080 Our first clip from Urban Decay is a chaotic scene.

00:55:15.060 And we're going to play a little game called What Caused This Chaos?

00:55:19.380 And it's going to be a multiple choice question after you see the clip. 0.99

00:55:23.000 Get the fuck out. 1.00

00:55:28.940 The fuck out. 1.00

00:55:30.380 The fuck out. 1.00

00:55:31.060 And stop helping our pussies. 1.00

00:55:33.260 Y'all twerking, ladies. 1.00

00:55:37.720 Go, go, go.

00:55:38.880 Rest in, he's in.

00:55:40.560 Oh.

00:55:42.080 Chill out.

00:55:42.740 Nobody fighting.

00:55:43.560 Y'all.

00:55:44.880 All right.

00:55:45.500 He's doing something else.

00:55:46.900 He's taking that.

00:55:47.920 Hell no.

00:55:49.380 So it's pretty chaotic.

00:55:51.040 You get it.

00:55:51.640 It's a group of teenagers taking over the street and twerking.

00:55:55.600 No peeking.

00:55:56.420 Okay.

00:55:56.620 We're going to play our game.

00:55:58.300 What caused this chaos?

00:56:00.540 Multiple choice.

00:56:01.540 Was it A, a little dirt concert that Kai Sennett gave away 50 PS5s at for Christmas?

00:56:08.320 Okay.

00:56:09.040 Was it B, a beauty salon got looted after the shop owner was arrested for wire fraud and the door to the shop was left open?

00:56:18.160 That's pretty good.

00:56:19.180 Was it C, the annual Christmas tree lighting ceremony?

00:56:24.300 Or was it D, Obama phone?

00:56:28.060 Okay.

00:56:29.240 It's definitely not C.

00:56:31.400 Not a Christmas tree lighting.

00:56:32.640 Why would they be there?

00:56:33.740 It's definitely not D, Obama phone.

00:56:35.620 That's just a bit.

00:56:36.480 So we're left with the beauty shop eviction slash door left open or the little dirt Kai Sennett PS5 giveaway.

00:56:43.340 I'm going to go with A.

00:56:44.720 Kai Sennett?

00:56:45.460 Kai Sennett PS5.

00:56:46.500 A little dirt concert that Kai Sennett was giving away 50 PS5s at for Christmas.

00:56:50.240 Yep.

00:56:50.480 Final answer.

00:56:51.060 Lock it in.

00:56:51.480 That is incorrect.

00:56:53.420 The correct answer was C.

00:56:55.580 It was the annual Christmas tree lighting ceremony.

00:56:58.860 In downtown Chicago.

00:57:00.520 Sorry, brother.

00:57:01.960 That's what they're doing at the tree lighting ceremony.

00:57:05.400 It's like you bring your family there.

00:57:07.840 It lights up.

00:57:09.060 It looks beautiful.

00:57:10.160 It's got natural beauty.

00:57:11.880 Christmas.

00:57:12.620 Christ. 1.00

00:57:13.400 And they pop in their pussy out there instead. 1.00

00:57:15.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:15.760 That's what they do instead.

00:57:16.760 They have a lot of free time, too, those kids, which makes you assume they must have got their homework done.

00:57:22.640 Yeah.

00:57:23.320 That was my next leap that I was about to make after I recovered from getting the question wrong.

00:57:27.720 But I don't think that's true because, according to the Chicago Tribune editorial, four in ten Chicago public school teachers were chronically absent last year from a job with the median salary of $95,000.

00:57:39.720 So, Chicago public schools, they have a great union.

00:57:44.320 The union's constantly extorting everyone.

00:57:47.200 They demand 9% pay raises every year.

00:57:50.260 And yet, 41% of their teachers are chronically absent, which is defined as missing more than 10 days a year.

00:57:57.640 And mind you, these are the people who get off a week for Thanksgiving, a week for spring break, two weeks for Christmas, every fucking federal holiday you've ever heard of, including President's Day, the summer, the whole summer they get off.

00:58:13.740 And these people are still missing more than 10 school days a year. 0.63

00:58:18.700 And, you know, that's just kind of where we're at with these Chicago youth.

00:58:23.840 And, you know, this is – the Chicago Teachers Union is one of the most powerful teachers unions in the country.

00:58:31.800 And Chicago and the mayor are constantly, like, raising taxes to come up with shortfalls and give these ingrates raises. 0.96

00:58:39.000 And everyone says, oh, these schools need more funding.

00:58:41.780 It's like white supremacy that these inner city schools don't get funding.

00:58:44.600 Like, a lot of these schools get more funding than 90% of the schools across the country.

00:58:50.040 I think it's $30,000 per student per year is what it averages out to.

00:58:54.040 And then they can't even read.

00:58:55.500 They can't even do math.

00:58:56.940 Because their parents aren't teaching them.

00:58:59.400 But they do know Strap Check.

00:59:01.020 Yeah, let's –

00:59:02.000 Here's Strap Check.

00:59:02.820 They do know Strap Check.

00:59:03.740 Strap Check.

00:59:04.660 Strap Check.

00:59:06.160 Strap Check.

00:59:07.160 Strap Check.

00:59:08.680 100 rounds is on the chopper.

00:59:10.860 Got glocks and switches, too.

00:59:12.980 I like these guys.

00:59:14.320 I wouldn't try it if I were you.

00:59:18.280 Yeah, you like these guys until they see you have a $300 watch or a gold chain around your neck.

00:59:25.140 Then you hate them.

00:59:26.360 Then they snatch it.

00:59:27.460 Yeah.

00:59:28.180 But also –

00:59:29.300 So you're a convenience store owner.

00:59:30.640 Yeah.

00:59:31.400 To be fair, it is –

00:59:34.100 You know, you learn life lessons by being a Second Amendment person who is a firearm owner.

00:59:39.500 Yeah.

00:59:40.040 For some reason, I think the 100 rounds in Chicago might be a little extrajudicial.

00:59:44.760 And then the automatic glocks.

00:59:46.840 And they're kind of flagging each other.

00:59:48.240 Like, yeah, I got this one right here.

00:59:49.960 Flagging each other, keeping their faces off the video.

00:59:53.000 That's pretty classic.

00:59:54.200 That first gun, though.

00:59:55.300 That chopper. 1.00

00:59:56.040 This fat motherfucker could get identified pretty easily in this video. 1.00

00:59:58.280 Oh, I recognize that big fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. 1.00

01:00:01.200 You work at the library, right? 1.00

01:00:03.820 Well, fuck it. 1.00

01:00:04.460 You working at the library. 1.00

01:00:05.720 Yeah, I'm about to sue him right now.

01:00:07.360 I don't want to go back. 0.96

01:00:09.500 Yeah, but that chopper, that first chopper, it's kind of a sick gun.

01:00:14.340 Of course.

01:00:15.040 That's my kind of –

01:00:15.720 I can let that thing talk. 0.96

01:00:16.920 It's my kind of blick.

01:00:17.940 Yeah, and you can – in Florida, you could legally own that for sure.

01:00:21.300 Pretty good.

01:00:21.960 Maybe I'll do it.

01:00:23.080 All right, we're wrapping up, Urban.

01:00:24.980 NYC migrant allegedly throws Powell's beloved pit bull off a 14th floor balcony and walks free.

01:00:31.280 Murdered my dog for no reason.

01:00:34.500 That's what they're up to.

01:00:35.560 You know, I look for – 0.89

01:00:37.200 Pit bulls, migrants, murders, getting let go free. 1.00

01:00:40.180 New York City, baby. 0.93

01:00:41.220 I look forward to that guy getting tossed out of the country.

01:00:45.280 Yep.

01:00:45.460 But, you know, nothing really to say there.

01:00:46.960 Nothing to say either, but obviously here's where I'm going to wrap it up with an overarching theme.

01:00:52.780 When you bring in all these migrants from third world countries that aren't compatible with our society, 1.00

01:00:56.880 we lose any – whatever we had left of a high-trust society.

01:01:01.120 It becomes a low-trust society because of the least common denominator.

01:01:05.080 I found a video of a guy in an enchanted European city, and he's showing what high-trust society looks like.

01:01:12.540 Can you let that play?

01:01:13.100 I'm currently here in Tyrol, Austria.

01:01:16.960 And here you can see what a high-trust society looks like.

01:01:19.620 This is a farmer's market.

01:01:21.560 You can get bread and other stuff here.

01:01:24.560 There's a little fridge.

01:01:26.460 10 eggs cost 4 euros.

01:01:29.580 So, I can just take those eggs, place the fridge again, and then put the money in here.

01:01:40.180 And it's also nature-friendly because the egg cartons and the egg boxes can be disposed here afterwards.

01:01:48.460 This is what they want to take from us because if migrants will come masses to this place, this will also be gone. 1.00

01:01:59.860 Doesn't that make sense?

01:02:00.820 Yeah.

01:02:01.060 You dump some migrants there from Somalia, and they go, oh, there's eggs right here, and no one's watching. 1.00

01:02:05.880 Oh, there's money underneath the table in this little slot.

01:02:08.780 Crowbar marks.

01:02:09.660 Crowbar marks.

01:02:10.700 And then they're eating eggs in the street.

01:02:12.360 Yeah.

01:02:12.860 I mean, it's pretty simple, and there are still pockets of America with that.

01:02:15.760 A lot of states like Maine, New Hampshire.

01:02:19.020 Martha's Vineyard.

01:02:19.800 A lot of those types, and then you start running the numbers in your Iron Man mask.

01:02:24.560 Jarvis, pull up the numbers.

01:02:26.140 And it's just all the white towns.

01:02:27.820 It's all the white, you know, legacy American towns. 0.99

01:02:30.540 So, sad to see it go.

01:02:32.540 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:02:33.840 Moving on to Uplifting Gold, and we have great uplifting stuff today.

01:02:36.500 Okay.

01:02:37.220 First, Memphis football team has an award for people on the team who do well.

01:02:43.280 It's a—I don't want to give it away.

01:02:45.760 Let me get the ball.

01:02:46.560 Show us the ball.

01:02:48.240 Show us the ball.

01:02:49.800 It's a rack of ribs.

01:02:55.740 It's a rack of ribs trophy.

01:02:57.600 This is for when Memphis plays UAB, I believe.

01:03:01.180 And they give it back and forth.

01:03:02.320 Yeah, some rivalries have a trophy, and this one happens to be a rack of ribs. 0.74

01:03:07.900 Could have been anything.

01:03:08.780 Could have been whatever.

01:03:09.840 It doesn't matter.

01:03:10.780 What else is there?

01:03:11.860 Could have been a Moby Dick novel.

01:03:14.620 Yeah.

01:03:14.900 Rack of ribs.

01:03:15.760 That's pretty lit.

01:03:16.500 Love to see it.

01:03:17.260 Next.

01:03:18.040 Next, this is you.

01:03:18.920 That could have been urban.

01:03:20.680 Yeah, that could have been urban.

01:03:22.040 Let's be honest.

01:03:23.480 Sophomore Travis Hunter, younger brother of Travis Hunter, is having a breakout season.

01:03:29.520 Congratulations, Travis.

01:03:30.860 So that's a family with Travis and Travis.

01:03:34.180 Mom got lazy. 0.90

01:03:35.480 Makes it easy.

01:03:36.360 And the little brother, next up, litigious. 0.99

01:03:38.760 Yeah.

01:03:39.080 All right.

01:03:40.680 Next story.

01:03:42.140 The tallest woman in the world met the smallest woman in the world. 1.00

01:03:47.400 Hello.

01:03:49.440 Hi.

01:03:57.560 That's it.

01:03:58.520 That's it.

01:03:59.640 Isn't that great?

01:04:00.380 Yeah.

01:04:00.780 They're friends.

01:04:01.700 All right.

01:04:02.300 Good.

01:04:02.680 Good for them.

01:04:03.120 They're hanging out.

01:04:04.180 Hello.

01:04:04.500 They're hanging out.

01:04:06.660 Yeah.

01:04:07.060 All right.

01:04:07.360 Thank you.

01:04:07.880 That's it.

01:04:08.320 I have no comment.

01:04:09.160 I can't be mean to people.

01:04:10.560 We're not being mean.

01:04:11.580 This is uplifting gold, buddy.

01:04:13.020 I know.

01:04:14.320 That's why I'm saying I have no comment, because I was going to turn mean.

01:04:17.880 I had nothing good to say.

01:04:19.760 Good, good, good.

01:04:20.320 So we move on.

01:04:21.060 We're a classy show.

01:04:22.400 And we're at the end of the show.

01:04:23.480 Everyone can loosen up.

01:04:24.940 We're at the end of the show.

01:04:25.980 Okay.

01:04:26.680 All right.

01:04:27.000 Next is we have some frog stuff.

01:04:29.260 He's climbing up.

01:04:30.480 And this is kind of like Bane in Batman.

01:04:32.960 Yeah.

01:04:33.260 Remember when he's in, not Gulab Jamun. 0.97

01:04:34.820 What's the thing called?

01:04:36.920 The pit.

01:04:37.680 They're in the pit.

01:04:38.440 Yeah.

01:04:39.400 I don't know what it's called.

01:04:40.040 The Liam Neeson pit.

01:04:40.520 And he gets to the top.

01:04:42.700 Remember Batman got out?

01:04:44.020 Yeah.

01:04:44.240 And he had to jump without the rope.

01:04:45.740 And that's what was holding him back.

01:04:47.080 Yeah.

01:04:47.500 Like the inability to fail, because you have no choice.

01:04:50.140 If you jump without the rope, you die.

01:04:51.640 Yeah.

01:04:51.880 That's the only way you can get out.

01:04:53.320 Absolutely.

01:04:53.640 Abu Ramza.

01:04:54.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:55.560 What's Abu Ramza?

01:04:57.100 Abu Ramza is a terrorist in another movie.

01:05:01.120 Homeland.

01:05:03.120 Homeland, or maybe it was a movie.

01:05:04.960 But for a long time in our lives, we said Abu Ramza. 0.80

01:05:08.720 For any sort of Middle Eastern thing.

01:05:10.700 Yeah, we called him Abu Ramza for suspicious Middle Eastern people. 0.99

01:05:13.260 And Gulab Jamun is an Indian dessert.

01:05:15.520 Yeah.

01:05:16.240 So you've really loosened up.

01:05:18.260 You said I've loosened up towards the end of the show.

01:05:20.000 So now we're just spitballing on all the things we used to say and confusing synapses in your

01:05:24.800 brain that leap all from this frog video.

01:05:28.620 So the good news is we have another frog video.

01:05:30.680 Okay.

01:05:30.980 This one?

01:05:31.420 This one is a frog goes up in an airplane.

01:05:34.880 He gets in.

01:05:37.580 He doesn't know what it's going to be.

01:05:40.340 Now he knows something's happening.

01:05:42.460 It's a model airplane?

01:05:43.760 And he's flying the frog around.

01:05:46.220 Good for him.

01:05:47.040 And he likes it.

01:05:48.540 I don't know about that.

01:05:50.100 You think he's stressed?

01:05:50.780 He looks like he's trying to escape.

01:05:51.980 Well, if he escapes, he's dead.

01:05:54.020 I know.

01:05:54.480 So he doesn't even know what he wants.

01:05:56.140 Yeah.

01:05:56.580 You think he's stressed?

01:05:58.120 Maybe.

01:05:58.720 Maybe a little.

01:05:59.360 I bet he's secreting some sort of scared thing.

01:06:02.040 Yeah.

01:06:02.600 Yeah.

01:06:02.880 But that's all right.

01:06:04.260 Everyone's scared.

01:06:04.880 You ever go on a roller coaster?

01:06:05.760 You get scared.

01:06:07.000 He gets to experience it too.

01:06:08.380 There you go.

01:06:08.800 All right.

01:06:09.360 Next, speaking of two-way stuff, this is a suppressed Glock.

01:06:13.780 And look how good it sounds.

01:06:17.800 Suppressed Glock 44.

01:06:20.380 Full auto.

01:06:24.360 Oh, my God.

01:06:26.060 That's so sick.

01:06:27.600 Everyone has full auto but me.

01:06:29.360 Everyone has full auto and suppressed but me.

01:06:32.220 Oh, I have to go sign a paper.

01:06:33.960 Got to go get my FFL or something to get full auto.

01:06:36.740 Let me get your fingerprints.

01:06:37.960 Yeah.

01:06:38.360 We checked and you can't have it.

01:06:40.140 Yeah.

01:06:40.420 You didn't fill out the form right.

01:06:42.340 Oh, I didn't.

01:06:43.100 I wonder how that really sounds, though.

01:06:44.780 I think, like, video recordings can't ever appropriately record a silencer, you know, a suppressor.

01:06:50.220 Like a high-pass situation.

01:06:51.800 Yeah.

01:06:52.100 I don't think you ever get the full picture.

01:06:53.960 You have to be in the room with it.

01:06:55.400 So.

01:06:55.760 All right.

01:06:56.120 Next is an old man who got a hole-in-one.

01:06:58.060 His first hole-in-one at the age of 91.

01:06:59.820 I don't see a ball, honestly.

01:07:02.420 What?

01:07:02.800 Go over there and check.

01:07:03.900 Honestly, I don't see a ball.

01:07:06.460 Quick.

01:07:09.760 Tony.

01:07:11.360 Yes!

01:07:12.480 Your future's in there.

01:07:14.220 Come on.

01:07:14.680 Go get your ball.

01:07:19.820 Wait a sec.

01:07:24.820 Can't believe it.

01:07:26.440 Yeah, he told you.

01:07:27.960 He told you.

01:07:29.200 Yee-hoo! 1.00

01:07:32.000 Isn't that nice?

01:07:33.260 That is nice.

01:07:33.920 Old man.

01:07:34.800 First hole-in-one at the age of 91.

01:07:36.420 That's why you do it.

01:07:37.060 Now you can stop playing.

01:07:38.020 I know.

01:07:38.480 Imagine doing something for the first time at 91.

01:07:41.180 That's a little crazy.

01:07:42.380 Well, he can stop playing golf now.

01:07:44.180 Yeah.

01:07:44.660 That's what happened when I went fishing in Martha's Vineyard.

01:07:46.560 I caught a little shark.

01:07:47.820 Don't have to really fish anymore.

01:07:49.240 Yeah.

01:07:49.560 That's all I was trying to do.

01:07:50.780 All right.

01:07:52.100 Our last piece of uplifting gold is Trump's advice on how to handle stress.

01:07:56.580 Can you read it?

01:07:57.160 Yeah.

01:07:57.800 So this was from some old show.

01:07:59.420 And the caller, they're taking call-ins.

01:08:01.640 And the caller says, I'd like to know how you handle your stress.

01:08:05.040 And Trump says, I try to tell myself it doesn't matter.

01:08:07.900 Nothing matters.

01:08:08.760 If you tell yourself it doesn't matter, like you do shows, you do this, you do that.

01:08:12.780 And then you have earthquakes in India where 400,000 people get killed.

01:08:16.520 Honestly, it doesn't matter.

01:08:18.840 That's a good point.

01:08:20.420 That's some perspective shifting from our president, Donald J. Trump.

01:08:24.100 So if you ever hear, oh, I'm nervous about a public speaking engagement. 0.99

01:08:28.680 Fucking a tsunami just took out Thailand. 0.98

01:08:30.820 People are running because the water's receding and coming back. 1.00

01:08:34.600 It's a fucking movie. 1.00

01:08:35.960 A mountain fell off. 1.00

01:08:36.980 40 people got cut off.

01:08:38.760 They're dead in Nepal. 1.00

01:08:40.220 You know?

01:08:41.020 You have to give a speech at work to some guy who's going to be drunk after work.

01:08:44.880 Have a little perspective, guys.

01:08:46.680 All right.

01:08:46.940 Our last piece of the episode is shout-outs.

01:08:49.260 We have some decent shout-outs today.

01:08:50.940 Nothing crazy.

01:08:51.640 I'm going to do an easy one first.

01:08:52.800 Happy birthday to Ian, whose birthday is Thanksgiving Day.

01:08:57.520 Only this year.

01:08:58.620 Thanksgiving moves around, right?

01:09:00.340 Yeah.

01:09:00.760 So every once in a while.

01:09:02.040 Thanksgiving moves around.

01:09:03.120 How was your birthday Thanksgiving, Ian?

01:09:06.140 Okay.

01:09:06.780 All right.

01:09:07.080 Next, we did a birthday shout-out for this baby a long time ago.

01:09:10.620 Can you let it play?

01:09:11.660 We have a newborn baby shout-out.

01:09:14.040 Look at this.

01:09:15.320 Now, Willa, we're about to watch the best new podcast of all time.

01:09:20.920 It's Blackest Talks. 0.99

01:09:22.440 We paying attention to see you guys.

01:09:26.820 All right.

01:09:27.600 Welcome back to Blackest Talks podcast.

01:09:29.240 So very cool.

01:09:29.880 We have a shout-out from that baby.

01:09:30.720 And then that baby has now grown up and is knocking over rock statues for us.

01:09:37.400 Good job.

01:09:39.400 Yeah.

01:09:40.680 Yeah.

01:09:41.960 Yeah.

01:09:42.580 Good growth.

01:09:43.820 That's great growth.

01:09:44.900 Come down.

01:09:45.400 Thank you, baby, for shouting us out.

01:09:47.960 Thank you, Mom.

01:09:48.860 Thank you, parents.

01:09:49.960 Mom, I have a feeling you set up those rock stacks.

01:09:53.260 So you're a part of the problem and the solution.

01:09:56.120 Penalties offset.

01:09:56.980 Replay first down.

01:09:58.000 Yeah.

01:09:58.220 We'll see you next year.

01:09:59.060 Nice baby.

01:09:59.600 Yeah, let's keep it going and get something next year.

01:10:02.400 Let's track this baby's progress for its whole life.

01:10:05.020 We kind of could.

01:10:06.500 We can get him into college for sure.

01:10:08.920 All right.

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