Fleccas Talks Podcast - INVASION： HOARDS OF AFRICANS WERE JUST DUMPED ON SPAIN

00:00:00.200 All right, welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 345 today on the show.

00:00:08.080 Eric Swalwell is in some hot water after a video surfaced of him kissing a hooker who

00:00:13.480 wasn't his wife in a hotel room.

00:00:15.280 We're going to show you.

00:00:16.220 Then Trump squares off against the Pope over illegals getting deported.

00:00:20.260 We're going to go over the details there.

00:00:21.960 Then in Cringe of the Week, they made Malcolm in the Middle reboot gay and non-binary.

00:00:27.200 We don't really appreciate that.

00:00:28.720 and last but not least in urban decay a 60 time repeat offender killed a marine and no one is

00:00:35.820 talking about it but we will all this in wars fuck us talks the podcast episode 345

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00:00:43.800 because words are just words until action actually starts and actions speak louder than words but at

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00:03:15.520 How was everyone's weekend?

00:03:17.060 It was a lovely weekend for me, actually.

00:03:19.260 It was a nice weekend for me, too.

00:03:20.740 Weather was nice.

00:03:21.660 I do have a little bit of announcements, some housekeeping within housekeeping.

00:03:24.980 We fixed the ads on Spotify.

00:03:27.600 A lot of people were complaining, and I thought you guys were just whining.

00:03:30.660 But then I looked into it.

00:03:32.140 I clicked a button that said optimize ads.

00:03:34.800 And I thought that just meant, like, put the ads in nice places.

00:03:38.120 Naturally occurring breaks.

00:03:39.660 Something like that is what I would assume, right, if I was clicking that button.

00:03:42.740 And optimize the ads means put 20 in the Spotify episodes.

00:03:47.600 Stuff as many ads as you fucking can.

00:03:49.540 So sorry for anybody who listens on Spotify.

00:03:51.540 But we're always trying to drive people to YouTube anyway.

00:03:54.640 YouTube's where you want to watch it.

00:03:56.020 And thank you guys who struggled through that.

00:03:58.900 And I'm sorry.

00:03:59.780 Yeah.

00:04:00.060 And imagine listening to the podcast when it's like a very long video of some urban decay type stuff.

00:04:05.120 And it's like, oh, you're listening on audio only.

00:04:07.340 Oh, look at him.

00:04:08.600 Like, what do you guys think is happening?

00:04:10.180 This is the most important part.

00:04:11.360 This is where he gets them.

00:04:12.640 Everybody pay attention to this.

00:04:14.940 Like, I don't get what audio.

00:04:16.480 I guess it's nice to be, you know, you're hanging out with us in your car, on your drive somewhere.

00:04:20.920 But everybody should be watching the show.

00:04:22.960 We've evolved at this point.

00:04:23.800 And the video version is available on Spotify.

00:04:26.440 But don't go there.

00:04:27.840 Just come to YouTube.

00:04:29.360 You can watch on Spotify if that's what you do.

00:04:31.520 But if you're in between, just watch on YouTube, please.

00:04:33.980 Yep.

00:04:34.900 Masters was over the weekend.

00:04:36.500 Yeah, it was.

00:04:37.640 Rory won again.

00:04:38.740 Back to back Rory McIlroy after he apparently played the course like 27 times in the month leading up to the Masters, which a lot of people are salty about.

00:04:47.140 But me personally, I guess if you can, you can.

00:04:51.300 Yeah, that's where I fall.

00:04:53.040 Rory grinded harder and he wanted it more and he barely stuck it out because he got nervous on Saturday and Sunday, but he grinded it.

00:04:59.620 I guess if you can, you can.

00:05:01.660 But I don't really like Rory McIlroy.

00:05:03.680 And I found a tweet that kind of sums up how I feel about him

00:05:06.540 and why I don't think he should have won the Masters.

00:05:09.180 What the fuck has Rory McIlroy ever done for Israel?

00:05:12.540 Nothing.

00:05:13.220 Yeah.

00:05:13.620 We don't know, maybe.

00:05:15.740 So why was he allowed to win?

00:05:17.080 That's true.

00:05:17.780 I don't know.

00:05:18.280 In this day and age.

00:05:19.520 It makes no sense.

00:05:20.600 Big Yahoo made the call.

00:05:23.460 But yeah, he won.

00:05:25.200 I like Cam Young.

00:05:26.800 Yeah.

00:05:27.000 That seems like our guy, nice Christian man, takes his family to church, 0.77

00:05:30.800 wears a MAGA hat, goes hunting. 0.96

00:05:32.620 Yeah. Hopefully he wins a major down the line. It's scary. Sunday at Augusta, for those who know, it's a pressure cooker. So, but yeah, it was a fun tournament. I liked it. I always love the Masters weekend. I watch it, all the streams, the Masters app, and it was lovely. And we kind of touched on it a little bit. People were getting angry that Jason Kelsey was there.

00:05:53.160 There seems to be some, like, influencerization happening to the Masters.

00:05:58.100 And anybody who posted content was like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:06:01.340 Don't disrespect the place.

00:06:02.740 So it's actually funny.

00:06:04.240 And the Masters we've talked about a lot,

00:06:06.200 and not to get too deep into it at the first piece of housekeeping.

00:06:09.980 But the Masters has a standard that they fiercely protect.

00:06:14.000 And nobody is above the law and stuff.

00:06:16.340 And then look at the result.

00:06:17.560 Look at the product, you know?

00:06:18.600 That's very true.

00:06:19.580 So it's the last piece of American integrity.

00:06:23.160 It's one of them.

00:06:24.300 It's one of them for sure.

00:06:25.200 It's one of them.

00:06:26.200 All right.

00:06:26.520 Well, let's get into the show.

00:06:27.840 We have an update, a small update about the January 6th alleged pipe bomber.

00:06:32.820 Yeah.

00:06:33.020 FBI whistleblowers now claim that FBI officials in the Trump administration applied pressure

00:06:38.060 on Blaze, the Blaze TV, to silence or remove Steve Baker over his reporting on the January

00:06:43.840 6th pipe bomber.

00:06:45.340 They also claim a career federal agent who helped Baker's investigation is now dead.

00:06:50.760 Rap boy said it.

00:06:52.080 Not me. 0.90

00:06:53.160 That was, who wrote that?

00:06:54.760 That was Emerald Robinson on Twitter.

00:06:57.140 All we did was read it.

00:06:58.280 Just diffuse.

00:06:59.480 But that is interesting, and it does get high stakes.

00:07:03.400 You know what I'm talking about?

00:07:04.340 Yeah, very quickly it gets high stakes.

00:07:05.840 It's like House of Cards.

00:07:07.540 It's like a movie. 0.97

00:07:08.580 Push a girl in front of a train type move, yeah. 0.83

00:07:10.540 You get a big story, and then people start dying,

00:07:14.100 and it's more than just something we read on the podcast.

00:07:16.740 Totally.

00:07:17.200 Scary stuff.

00:07:18.300 All right, let's get right into the Eric Swalwell stuff.

00:07:20.500 It's the story of the weekend.

00:07:21.820 And he was caught kissing a hooker who wasn't his wife in bed in a hotel room. 0.51

00:07:27.340 Here's the video.

00:07:29.500 Awkward, needy. 0.55

00:07:30.900 And then kissing a hooker, isn't that – that's not proto. 0.99

00:07:33.840 You're not supposed to kiss the hooker.

00:07:35.140 You never kiss the hooker, right?

00:07:36.740 Isn't that common sense, right?

00:07:38.040 We all thought so.

00:07:39.420 And apparently there's another congressman in the room as well.

00:07:41.840 And apparently there's more stuff coming out about Swalwell.

00:07:45.080 That's not the only clip.

00:07:46.660 But you have to assume he was being blackmailed this whole time, 0.99

00:07:49.460 And that's why he was saying all the retarded stuff for all those years. 0.99

00:07:52.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:07:52.960 And it also.

00:07:53.940 That makes sense.

00:07:54.620 That's I mean, that's the lowest comment.

00:07:56.760 Pull the thread.

00:07:57.900 Occam's razor.

00:07:58.760 Why was he saying all that stupid shit?

00:08:00.720 He must have been blackmailed.

00:08:01.640 He's not just a Democrat.

00:08:02.720 They had videos of him doing bad stuff.

00:08:04.200 He must have been blackmailed.

00:08:05.840 And it could also be why he farted that time on live TV.

00:08:10.320 Yeah.

00:08:10.660 It was probably like a protest in a way where he's like, here's what I think of you forcing me to say all this stuff.

00:08:16.920 Yeah.

00:08:17.760 He was like a protest.

00:08:18.800 All right.

00:08:19.440 You're thinking.

00:08:20.180 Now you're thinking.

00:08:21.520 Sertovich had a tweet about it that sums up how we feel.

00:08:24.080 Well, he was running for governor of California.

00:08:26.160 And with the electoral system they have in California, like with – I don't know exactly how it works because it's leftist hell and it's not like a path for a Republican usually exists.

00:08:38.280 But there's some sort of rank choice thing where he could have screwed it up and maybe allowed a Republican.

00:08:43.260 I'm a secondhand conveyor of this message.

00:08:46.480 But Cernovich said, Eric Swalwell is illustrative of modern blackmail politics.

00:08:51.440 He was being recorded with hookers.

00:08:53.320 Obviously, everyone knew.

00:08:54.800 He goes along with the program and is fine.

00:08:57.100 Once he departs, then the walls come tumbling down.

00:08:59.900 You think he's the only member of Congress compromised?

00:09:02.880 No way.

00:09:03.760 That's very true.

00:09:04.820 And like you said, once he started to elevate and run for governor, that could have been screwing things up.

00:09:09.360 No longer playing ball.

00:09:10.960 Here's all those tapes of you kissing hookers. 0.99

00:09:13.340 Yeah.

00:09:13.740 Why'd you kiss the hooker, man?

00:09:14.960 Why are you kissing?

00:09:15.960 It's no contact, no kissing. 1.00

00:09:18.520 It's like rule number one of a hooker, right?

00:09:20.860 I don't know.

00:09:21.660 No one knows.

00:09:22.540 I'm not positive.

00:09:23.260 But I think that's pretty common.

00:09:25.040 I've seen that in movies, right?

00:09:26.680 Also, keep in mind, 357 members of Congress voted to not release the sexual assault records

00:09:32.880 when that came a few months back.

00:09:35.100 Yeah, I think we may have mentioned it, but House Kill's effort to release all congressional

00:09:39.040 sexual misconduct and harassment reports was the headline.

00:09:42.520 There you go.

00:09:43.020 So they don't want to ruin the blackmail operation.

00:09:45.420 And it's kind of like the same with the Epstein files and why they weren't fully released. 0.86

00:09:49.520 That's true. 0.93

00:09:50.080 Yeah.

00:09:50.280 Why would we give this all for free when we could save it for when Eric Swalwell's in a position to ascend to the governor of California when we don't want him to?

00:09:57.700 So let's keep these secrets and save them for when we can release them ourselves.

00:10:01.660 Yep.

00:10:01.980 And then we have his tweet.

00:10:03.180 He's dropping out.

00:10:04.160 He's going to do some reflecting and call his wife.

00:10:07.560 Yeah.

00:10:07.920 I don't know. 0.99

00:10:08.720 I'm going to walk around a little bit, but he's out of the race. 1.00

00:10:11.380 So blackmail was effective, right? 1.00

00:10:13.500 Absolutely was.

00:10:14.900 All right, let's get to our next story.

00:10:16.520 That guy's a real turd.

00:10:18.020 That guy's just a douche.

00:10:19.340 Like there's something going on with the mouth that's unbelievable.

00:10:22.600 He's got like a schlop face and it's like,

00:10:25.340 are you a fucking robot from the Men in Black or something?

00:10:28.160 So good to see him go, but a little nefarious.

00:10:31.820 A little nefarious.

00:10:32.720 Turd is a really-

00:10:33.860 A little nefarious sounds like a rapper.

00:10:35.240 Yeah.

00:10:35.780 Turd is a good word for him.

00:10:37.160 That's exactly what he is.

00:10:38.360 He's just like a little-

00:10:39.680 Squid. 1.00

00:10:40.020 Squid is also a fitting verb.

00:10:42.340 Someone who wasn't cool in high school

00:10:43.980 and had no excuse not to be.

00:10:46.040 All right, we have some EBT stuff

00:10:48.840 we want to get to early in the epi. 1.00

00:10:51.340 This Nektat Cholo type is mad 1.00

00:10:53.680 he can't get free Sunny D no more. 1.00

00:10:56.080 What's happening, y'all?

00:10:58.540 All you can get to drink now

00:11:00.500 with your food stamps

00:11:03.500 is water.

00:11:07.600 Not eligible.

00:11:08.680 it's happening y'all it's happening what if i get a drink now

00:11:14.320 not eligible what is going on man what we're supposed to drink so i guess sunny d is a human

00:11:22.360 right yeah i don't know how we got there this is kind of like the tail end of capitalism like a

00:11:28.420 cold drink ready to go at your fingertips and he's like we can't get that no more this is a

00:11:33.340 Human rights abuse.

00:11:34.340 And it's like, I don't know.

00:11:35.840 Part of the capitalism is having money.

00:11:37.820 You're on supplemental nutrition assistance program.

00:11:41.180 Exactly.

00:11:41.760 And then these food stamp programs were created in the 1930s to help people during the Great Depression.

00:11:46.400 And then after that, it was intended for like single moms and like widows of military veterans, stuff like that. 0.99

00:11:53.000 And now like a fully able-bodied cholo type with neck tattoos says, they're only giving us water. 1.00

00:11:59.140 They're only giving us water. 1.00

00:12:00.940 Go mix some concrete, fuck-ass bitch. 1.00

00:12:03.340 Like, go do something, man. 1.00

00:12:05.660 And then sacrifice your well-being for a job.

00:12:09.260 Get in the sun and dig a hole or whatever people get paid to do.

00:12:12.620 And he's mad he couldn't buy that gold peak tea for $2.50,

00:12:17.060 but you could buy tea bags for the same price and make gallons and gallons of tea.

00:12:21.760 But he don't feel like doing that Betty Crocker shit.

00:12:24.140 Yeah, miss me with that Betty Crocker shit, Ese.

00:12:26.920 I'm going to go get another neck tattoo.

00:12:28.880 And that's something we've always said for this Snap EBT stuff.

00:12:31.500 Like, these people are complaining about stuff.

00:12:32.940 You need to be soaking beans, making rice with like some scrap protein, getting creative.

00:12:41.240 If you're a snap person, you should have some version of a victory garden.

00:12:44.760 This is not society's job to give you consumer packaged goods that are ready to consume right now.

00:12:49.640 Yeah, you can buy like a 50 pound bag of rice and you'd be good for a while.

00:12:53.680 Yeah.

00:12:54.200 And also he has a teardrop tattoo under his eyes.

00:12:57.720 So I'm assuming he's gang affiliated and killed somebody.

00:13:00.460 Yeah.

00:13:00.820 And he also has a neck tattoo of the dollar sign, which I'm assuming all the money he had was spent on the tattoos.

00:13:06.920 That's idealist.

00:13:08.000 He's like thinking and dreaming of money.

00:13:09.700 He doesn't have any right now.

00:13:11.140 He can't even afford the iced tea, but he does like down the line, he'll get rich again, right?

00:13:15.140 He's manifesting and shit.

00:13:16.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:17.680 Yeah, we have another EBT guy that was mad that he couldn't buy a new phone with his EBT card.

00:13:23.380 And I think this guy was, this is a phone repair place.

00:13:26.540 So he dropped his phone off to get it fixed and he couldn't afford to pay for it to get fixed.

00:13:30.300 but he wants it now I gave you like I gave like a lot of discount already I

00:13:39.840 gotta pay for it but like for real like does you you call me yesterday or so I

00:13:44.580 told you like I gave you discount but no we don't accept EBT bro like it's not

00:13:51.460 like all food but I can't do anything bro just bring the money I will get your

00:13:56.020 phone. I'm trying to get my phone right now. I'm punching your fucking face right now. What the

00:14:03.800 fuck? I'm going to fucking crack your face, motherfucker. What the fuck? Get the fuck

00:14:09.380 out from my stove. I need my phone now. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, boy. I'm not going nowhere

00:14:14.260 until I get my phone. Shut the fuck out, I'm saying. But don't talk to me like that, okay?

00:14:17.760 I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Shut the fuck up. It might be better just to give 1.00

00:14:22.020 the phone because it's basically a robbery whether the guy realizes it or not. Yeah. And then what do

00:14:27.240 you think would have happened if this guy wasn't filming and he was a diminutive woman repairing

00:14:31.720 his cell phone? You think she would have gotten strong armed? Definitely. I think so. So EBT 0.88

00:14:36.900 didn't work. Strong arming didn't work. Guess I'm all out of options. That's pretty much the big two

00:14:42.180 in that community, right? I could pay with EBT or I could strong arm you. Those are the two.

00:14:49.080 We have some more.

00:14:50.000 But it's nice to see, sorry, it's nice to see the EBT stickers, the stuff slowly rolling out in states, people getting their little treats and stuff taken away.

00:14:58.160 Go get a job.

00:14:59.000 A lot of job applications out there.

00:15:00.440 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:15:01.980 Our next story is kind of in the same fraud category.

00:15:05.320 There is a New York City congestion price for people who drive their cars into the city instead of using public transportation, and it's a lot.

00:15:13.080 i just got a 600 bill in the mail from the congestion toll pricing from driving in new york

00:15:22.340 i've been driving in the city for years at least five six years and i refuse to take public

00:15:29.780 transportation because i've been assaulted twice on public transportation the uber prices are

00:15:35.540 absolutely insane and there just has to be a solution to this like i can't go on

00:15:41.380 so six hundred dollars because public transportation is too dangerous but they're

00:15:47.080 trying to force her into the subway kill box anyway yeah well now you can't leave scenario

00:15:52.480 um doors now closing 30 street rats near you uh and yeah that's just it this is who it affects

00:15:59.320 like the person who if there were a hundred thousand people like her all on public transport

00:16:04.200 i don't think we'd see a problem but unfortunately uh new york city and the metro area at large

00:16:10.040 probably Port Authority, isn't upholding their end of the bargain, right?

00:16:13.340 Very true.

00:16:14.000 And here's what riding the subway looks like in a blue city. 0.99

00:16:16.680 This caption is, we not letting white people on the train all 2026. 0.99

00:16:23.740 White woman tries to get on. 0.95

00:16:25.360 Chicago looks like maybe the red line. 1.00

00:16:28.180 White guy just blocks it.

00:16:30.180 He says no.

00:16:31.080 Yeah.

00:16:31.360 But then they're going to fine you $600 for avoiding this state-enforced violent assault.

00:16:37.000 Yeah, pretty much.

00:16:38.000 Pretty much.

00:16:38.520 That's how it goes.

00:16:39.160 All right. We have some Iran. That's real estate prices, too. That's like why you pay more for a suburban house, because you don't want to be around the public transit people. Right. Yeah, that's true. All right. We have some Iran updates, but we're going to start with some similar blue state problems like the six hundred dollar congestion fee. It turns out California is taking a big cut of the profits from gas. 0.99

00:17:02.540 Yeah. With oil spiking due to the Strait of Hormuz being closed and all those. I'm blockading it. No, you're not. I'm blockading it going on back and forth. Gas prices are up. And obviously, California is kind of the headline of that. Anytime you see the highest are always in California. But this says California takes a bigger margin on gas than Chevron does. That's the oil company.

00:17:27.060 And initially, Gavin Newsom's press office said, while America suffers Chevron profits.

00:17:33.120 Because that's a big key.

00:17:34.840 You got to give the people someone to hate.

00:17:37.420 And it's like, wait a second.

00:17:38.220 Why is gas $8?

00:17:39.420 Probably Chevron.

00:17:40.740 Trump.

00:17:41.280 But it's $3 in Florida.

00:17:43.240 So it doesn't make much sense.

00:17:44.880 But yeah, so he gets fact-checked on it.

00:17:46.620 And then with this, so in California, the government collects far more per gallon of

00:17:50.720 gasoline than Chevron or any refiner earns in profit.

00:17:54.780 Latest data, taxes and fees is about $0.90 to $1.31 per gallon.

00:18:00.820 And refiner's gross margin is close to $0.40 to $0.60 per gallon.

00:18:05.060 Almost like double.

00:18:06.300 Yeah.

00:18:06.700 And it reminds me, you know, who was it?

00:18:09.320 John D. Rockefeller Standard Oil.

00:18:11.320 He broke up all his companies.

00:18:13.580 You know, he used to get the oil, refine it, transport it.

00:18:17.340 He was the richest man of all time, basically, up until, you know, Elon probably zapped him.

00:18:22.740 or maybe he still is. And, uh, they broke it up. It was this big 1911. We got to bust up that trust

00:18:29.720 and, uh, it's gotta be fair. Right. And then now we just have a weird new monopoly took over and

00:18:35.640 it's Gavin Newsom and the henchmen. These gas guys are making too much money. And it's the

00:18:40.100 state of California now, and there's no recourse. You can't break up the state. So it's so fascinating,

00:18:44.640 but, uh, that kind of shows you where we're at. I think we said it last week, the old cartoon

00:18:50.640 thing where you take out $100 to hand to your wife, and then she takes the wallet.

00:18:54.940 Another similar thing happening here in California.

00:18:57.500 That's so true.

00:18:58.740 And California, everyone says, oh, the gas prices, Chevron or whatever.

00:19:04.520 And California makes all the money, and they don't even do anything.

00:19:08.780 Chevron at least delivers it and dumps it into the thing, carries it on a truck, pulls

00:19:14.160 it out of the ground, buys it, ships it on a boat.

00:19:17.220 California just goes, eh, what do we got here?

00:19:20.000 A little transaction?

00:19:21.000 We're fixing homelessness with this now.

00:19:23.180 This is mine now.

00:19:24.280 So crazy, man.

00:19:25.420 We have some updates about oil out of Saudi Arabia as well.

00:19:29.000 Yeah, Saudi Arabia fully restores the east-west oil pipeline, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz

00:19:34.080 and pumping 7 million barrels per day.

00:19:37.260 That's very good.

00:19:38.180 And we have some more context on how that compares to past numbers.

00:19:42.140 Yeah, three days ago on April 9th, Saudi Arabia's Ministry of Energy reported that Iranian attacks

00:19:46.960 cut their east-west pipeline throughput by 700,000 barrels a day.

00:19:51.560 They also mentioned production cuts totaling 600,000 barrels per day

00:19:55.920 at the Manifa and Kourais fields.

00:19:59.020 Today they announced the east-west pipeline and energy facilities damaged

00:20:02.140 in recent attacks have been restored to full operational capacity

00:20:07.200 and the pipeline is now pumping 7 million barrels a day.

00:20:09.520 Very good.

00:20:10.260 Yeah.

00:20:10.520 I like that. 1.00

00:20:11.320 I don't mind the Saudis.

00:20:12.740 Maybe it's an unpopular opinion,

00:20:14.540 But I like Mohammed bin al-Sama and whatever his name is. 0.91

00:20:17.580 I don't mind them when they're over there.

00:20:19.300 I don't mind them.

00:20:19.920 Just stay over there.

00:20:20.740 And then, you know, you and Trump can do the orb or whatever when you boys meet up and have fun.

00:20:25.320 I'm not involved in any of that, though.

00:20:27.040 And then we have some good news for America when it comes to oil and gas.

00:20:32.940 Look at the map here of the Gulf of America.

00:20:35.800 At first, when Trump changed the name to Gulf of America, I was like, this is kind of not an important thing.

00:20:40.420 Who cares?

00:20:41.040 Yeah.

00:20:41.160 Now I get it because all the gas is getting taken out.

00:20:44.940 Everyone's heading to Texas and Louisiana.

00:20:47.120 Look how crowded the Gulf of America is.

00:20:49.480 And we have some context here.

00:20:50.860 Hundreds of super tankers from every corner of the planet are racing to Texas and Louisiana to fill up on the sweetest, cheapest, and most American oil on earth.

00:20:58.960 I like that.

00:21:00.000 Yeah, I like it too.

00:21:01.020 I don't really know what to compare it to.

00:21:02.600 I mean, I believe that it has increased, obviously. 0.76

00:21:05.380 But nice little byproduct of this now month old war. 0.77

00:21:10.360 Yeah.

00:21:10.840 We're getting, our clothes are getting loose.

00:21:12.480 Chinese machinery, we're getting close.

00:21:15.120 It's, yeah.

00:21:15.740 It is dragging on though.

00:21:16.820 It is dragging on.

00:21:17.980 Hopefully it's over maybe this week.

00:21:20.540 I don't know.

00:21:21.280 I hope so.

00:21:21.700 We keep rolling.

00:21:22.540 It's like you keep rolling a two week ceasefire until we do what you want. 0.59

00:21:26.180 And then how many times can we do that until we're in like a full Middle Eastern conflict

00:21:29.940 or something? 0.53

00:21:30.720 Yeah.

00:21:31.020 And then this Iran war has kind of opened a lot of MAGA's eyes to like Trump and what

00:21:35.980 his loyalties are and like what this administration, the second time around is actually about.

00:21:40.820 And a lot of people are obviously disappointed, including us and like the real MAGA people.

00:21:46.380 This is another example of one of those things where Trump does something and you go,

00:21:50.980 why are we doing that?

00:21:52.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:53.200 He said, Senator Lindsey Graham is doing a fantastic job.

00:21:56.060 He is running against a lunatic named Mark Lynch, who supports perhaps the worst congressman

00:22:00.760 in the history of our country, Thomas Massey of the great Commonwealth of Kentucky.

00:22:04.120 I don't have to go into great detail, but needless to say, Mark Lynch would be a disaster for the Republican Party.

00:22:10.980 And Lindsey Graham just gets the job done. 1.00

00:22:13.640 Vote for Lindsey all the way. 1.00

00:22:15.400 MAGA, President Donald J. Trump.

00:22:17.700 It's almost, is he like doing a bit?

00:22:19.580 Yeah.

00:22:20.300 Is it like-

00:22:21.300 It's a joke.

00:22:22.040 You're doing SOS?

00:22:23.220 It's a joke.

00:22:23.760 Morse code with your eyes?

00:22:24.620 Yeah, let's read the first letter of every line. 0.63

00:22:26.720 Say a sat-m-go-did-gets.

00:22:29.900 Nope, nothing coded there. 0.99

00:22:30.600 Maybe there's like a secret code in there like, guys, they got me.

00:22:33.720 They got me tied up here.

00:22:35.260 Help. 1.00

00:22:35.700 Lindsey Graham's great.

00:22:36.580 You must know. 0.87

00:22:37.380 This means like revolt.

00:22:38.520 You know I would never say this.

00:22:39.660 And we have an old tweet from Trump from a couple years ago.

00:22:42.560 I blame myself for Lindsey Graham because the only reason he won the great state of South Carolina is because I endorsed him.

00:22:48.320 Yeah.

00:22:48.580 So how does your mind change and now he's doing great and everything is awesome?

00:22:53.080 And then a couple days ago, Trump called Tucker, Candace, and Alex Jones and some others.

00:22:59.440 Low IQ, fake MAGA, stuff like that.

00:23:02.420 Not America first.

00:23:03.720 And then Tucker had a really good response.

00:23:05.740 We're not going to read all of it, but we're going to give you the gist of it.

00:23:08.760 He's in a tough spot.

00:23:10.120 Establishment media never reports this, but the Israeli government has a storied history

00:23:13.860 of blackmailing U.S. presidents.

00:23:15.720 Perhaps the most jarring example occurred in the 90s when Israel used recordings of

00:23:19.260 a Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky phone sex session as leverage to pressure Clinton into

00:23:23.800 releasing convicted spy Jonathan Pollard from prison.

00:23:26.920 We're not joking.

00:23:27.820 That really happened.

00:23:29.360 The phone sex story is worth remembering

00:23:31.380 as President Trump attempts to end the Iran war. 0.91

00:23:34.180 Like many other things Israel has done,

00:23:35.940 it shows that America's special ally 0.99

00:23:37.740 is willing to play very dirty to achieve its goals.

00:23:40.960 Dark money campaign contributions, extortion,

00:23:43.320 physical threats, and even assassination.

00:23:45.660 In their anti-Christian worldview, 0.70

00:23:47.220 the ends always justify the means. 0.98

00:23:49.280 They have no issue destroying lives.

00:23:51.140 So that's the gist of it.

00:23:52.280 That's the gist, and I completely agree with Tucker's take.

00:23:55.760 And it really does feel like that way.

00:23:57.880 Like, how else would you explain Trump's behavior endorsing Lindsey Graham, another war for Israel, no mass deportations?

00:24:04.780 They probably threatened him and his family.

00:24:07.940 They maybe are blackmailing him with something they have on him.

00:24:11.920 It's I actually feel bad.

00:24:13.440 Yeah.

00:24:14.180 Like, he's I don't know.

00:24:15.300 And I can't even speculate on what they have or what they're up to or how much he's getting dragged in or if it's just his advisers dragging him in.

00:24:22.720 But either way, something doesn't smell right.

00:24:25.440 Yeah.

00:24:25.880 And it's derailing our coalition.

00:24:28.340 It's derailing our landslide victory of every single branch of government and winning the popular vote. 0.99

00:24:33.820 We're just stuck on some Iran thing. 0.87

00:24:36.060 And then if you think about it, like obviously half the country automatically hates Trump just because he's Trump.

00:24:42.120 And then you just split the right into – it was already split between like RINOs and America First.

00:24:47.500 And then you just split that America First faction like 70-30 where 70 percent of people are like, I'm not really about Trump MAGA anymore.

00:24:55.160 Definitely.

00:24:55.460 So, like, that is actually the most important group to break him apart from, and that's what they're doing.

00:25:01.100 Trump's trying to end the war on Iran.

00:25:02.840 Israel doesn't want that.

00:25:04.260 I'm assuming things are going to heat up.

00:25:06.060 Yeah.

00:25:06.780 Fair assumption.

00:25:07.820 Next, we have a clip where Sav Hernandez was attacked at an ICE protest.

00:25:14.620 So we have no audio, but you see her getting pushed around. 1.00

00:25:17.840 These girls are pushing her. 0.99

00:25:19.760 No one's helping her, pushing her on the fence. 0.98

00:25:23.800 Waving dildos around.

00:25:25.460 going crazy and the mob kind of takes over here once someone bumps into you a little bit the mob

00:25:31.020 kind of goes a little crazy they're emboldened right that's how a mob works then the guy comes

00:25:36.500 and pushes her from the back right there yeah small girl small girl sav grinder investigative

00:25:43.180 reporter tiny getting beat up by like leftist freaks right and this actually really does bother 0.64

00:25:49.580 me because she like obviously works hard she's reporting from the streets from the action and

00:25:54.740 then she gets attacked by a man and no one does anything yeah and another key takeaway with this

00:25:59.640 it also shows that the left obviously doesn't care about women or racism because a white guy

00:26:05.400 just pushed a hispanic woman to the ground but because she's right wing it's okay they only cry

00:26:10.640 racism or sexism or xenophobia when it's applied to the right wingers because it's a tool to take

00:26:15.580 our power away yeah just friendly reminder so you don't really have to listen to any of their

00:26:20.520 speeches when they're trying to take your power away, right? Or disenfranchise you.

00:26:24.040 Because all they care about is like Hispanic people and women and white men are oppressive. 1.00

00:26:29.760 Wouldn't you go, oh, this white man just pushed this Hispanic woman to the ground. 0.91

00:26:33.200 This is the problem.

00:26:34.480 Yeah. They don't follow their own rules that they made up four years ago.

00:26:37.500 It's purely a power grab tool. And we have a closeup of the guy pushing Sav in the back here.

00:26:42.760 the double a double handed chest pass right yeah and then that guy has a go fund me even though he

00:26:52.840 was the pusher for five thousand dollars he's just trying to get some legal fees i guess just

00:26:56.980 five grand please i'm not asking for too much for double shoving a girl in the back yeah and we have

00:27:03.160 an ironic example here this guy who pushed sav also did an interview recently where he said ice 0.76

00:27:09.100 was bad because they were rough with the woman so thuggish so fucking thuggish right there was

00:27:15.160 one girl that got knocked down she was bawling she hit her head on the concrete and they grabbed 1.00

00:27:19.500 her by the leg and dragged her all the way across the damn road onto the federal land and detained

00:27:24.560 her over there so he's like defending a woman because she's a woman and ice was rough with her

00:27:29.860 yeah clearly doesn't care why was rory mccleroy interviewing that guy i don't know he works for

00:27:34.620 the bulwark or something. Apparently he must be a grave nighting or what's it called?

00:27:40.000 Night shifts. I don't know. So that's not ideal, but like, you know, same thing. Oh,

00:27:45.300 he pretends to care about these things, but in action, it's not actually about caring about

00:27:49.460 those things. It's about taking power from the right. Yeah. Very frustrating. Yeah. You don't

00:27:52.980 listen to their words. You look at their actions, right? And, uh, all the words that that's just a

00:27:57.600 tool to get you to not do certain actions. It's not about them. Yep. All right. We're going to

00:28:02.680 be fully in our migrant section now. We have the Trump versus the Pope showdown. Trump had a long

00:28:09.160 truth social post. I'm sure you guys saw in response to something the Pope had said. Can

00:28:13.540 you read that Pope paragraph? Yeah. Pope Leo called for deep reflection on how migrants are

00:28:18.640 treated in the United States, where he said many people were deeply affected by the controversial

00:28:22.740 policy of mass deportation. He had some tweets like hundreds of millions of people throughout

00:28:28.040 the world are immersed in extreme poverty, yet disproportionate wealth remains in the hands of

00:28:32.580 a few. It's an unjust scenario in the face of which we cannot fail to question. And it's like,

00:28:36.900 I thought I was reading something from like a leftist there. Yeah. Hundreds of millions of

00:28:40.480 people, the means of production. It's like an Anderson Cooper tweet. Yeah. And so Trump said

00:28:44.960 some, you know, he had back Pope Leo is weak on crime, terrible on foreign policy. We're not even

00:28:49.040 going to read it very much because it doesn't really matter. It's Trump strikes back when

00:28:53.420 someone struck him. Yep. And then that paragraph there, the second one, can you give that a read,

00:28:58.960 please. Speaking in English and reaching a U.S. audience directly, he reiterated the Catholic

00:29:04.320 belief that every Christian will ultimately be judged on how they welcomed the foreigner. 0.88

00:29:09.700 Okay. I want to talk about that specifically, how we welcome the foreigner, because first of all,

00:29:14.760 there's like 50 million of them here, right? And a lot of them are illegal and skipped the 1.00

00:29:21.240 whole line and whole process. So they're skipping over millions of other people who are trying to

00:29:24.780 it correctly, but we're being accused of not treating the foreigner. Well, we brought them

00:29:30.240 here by the millions. They didn't go through the right process. We gave them free food,

00:29:35.320 free healthcare and hotel rooms, and we treat them better than we do our own citizens. I think

00:29:40.260 we're treating the foreigner pretty good. Yeah. That was kind of flying colors in terms of

00:29:44.960 the foreigner. Like, Oh, I'm getting pampered. I'm in the hotel, Roosevelt hotel. So we were nice.

00:29:51.560 And then people kind of took advantage of us, right? 1.00

00:29:54.640 All these migrants. 1.00

00:29:55.660 And it's something that like that phrase, right? 0.99

00:29:59.180 The foreigner.

00:30:00.680 If you're in a small town and some guy comes up and goes, hey, I'm just passing through on a spice trade during the time when the Bible was written, you'd be nice to him. 1.00

00:30:08.960 This sort of industrialized, full-scale world all at once, dumping of the third world into America in an organized way. 0.99

00:30:19.140 I don't know if that's the foreigner. 1.00

00:30:20.720 It's not. 1.00

00:30:21.560 To me, that doesn't make any sense.

00:30:23.200 And I doubt the Pope, his holiness, has been looking, you know, respectfully, his holiness,

00:30:29.900 has been seeing the amount of stuff that we've seen in terms of migrant scams, little hacks, ways to get in.

00:30:36.620 And we just pulled up some of the Ten Commandments.

00:30:40.240 You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, and you shall not cover your neighbor's goods, right?

00:30:44.420 Covet your neighbor's goods, yeah. 0.59

00:30:45.600 Covet your neighbor's wife, and then goods is in that as well. 0.50

00:30:49.040 And I think pretty much every migrant type who came over and made some sort of fake asylum claim during the peak of Joe Biden, I think that would count as a bearing bearing false witness.

00:31:00.020 I would say so.

00:31:00.940 Just a little bit. 0.99

00:31:01.660 You know, you kind of made up your situation and you came with four of your boys and there's no women. 0.87

00:31:07.340 It's all military age male.

00:31:08.700 Might be a little bit of false witness. 0.87

00:31:09.820 And then they all coveted my neighbor's goods.

00:31:12.100 And that's us.

00:31:12.700 That's our stuff.

00:31:13.420 That's our stuff.

00:31:14.080 I'm a Ford F-150.

00:31:15.080 They really coveted that.

00:31:16.100 And so like I think a broad thing is – and then let's go – one does not need – I'll read this out.

00:31:23.160 One does not need to be a rocket scientist to realize that the reason Obama henchman David Axelrod met with Pope Leo last week was to coordinate a media propaganda blitz and quasi-color revolution designed to separate faithful American Roman Catholics from support for the MAGA agenda.

00:31:37.480 That's part of it.

00:31:38.480 So that was another piece.

00:31:39.820 And so I just, there's a little bit of, it's, you know, if you're going to say something with Catholic doctrine, that's fine, whatever.

00:31:49.600 But in the grand scheme of things, you have to look at what has the Pope said or come out on and what has he not said?

00:31:55.780 Did he ever make an announcement that no one should break the laws of America and come in illegally?

00:32:01.080 Did he ever like discourage people from breaking the laws of our land by scamming wealth?

00:32:04.820 You know, all of a sudden when it's time to reverse the crazy amount of damage done, then it's inhumane and worth speaking out on, you know?

00:32:12.680 Very true.

00:32:13.360 So I'm Catholic.

00:32:15.800 I don't really like to hear this.

00:32:17.780 And it's a dumb fight, too.

00:32:19.760 And then Trump posts this picture of him, like, presumably as a Christ-like figure.

00:32:25.260 Yeah.

00:32:25.540 And he's since deleted it.

00:32:26.780 He's since deleted it.

00:32:27.760 And they asked him about it.

00:32:28.680 And he said that he thought in the picture he was portrayed as a doctor.

00:32:31.880 Ah.

00:32:32.520 And he was helping.

00:32:33.480 Ah.

00:32:34.820 Come on, guys.

00:32:36.120 But yes.

00:32:37.200 And then the Pope, his holiness, he started it, right?

00:32:41.640 And then Trump hits back.

00:32:42.900 And then right after that, all these cardinals went out on 60 Minutes on Sunday night.

00:32:49.260 And here's a quote.

00:32:50.420 Our mass count within the Spanish masses in our archdiocese went down 30% from the year before.

00:32:56.160 30%.

00:32:56.640 That's a lot.

00:32:57.400 And it's all fear, says Cardinal Robert McElroy of Washington, D.C.

00:33:02.700 McElroy.

00:33:03.340 This whole episode is about Rory McElroy.

00:33:04.560 All the episodes about Roy, he's a priest.

00:33:06.760 Yeah, but so, you know, it's like a coordinated thing.

00:33:09.720 And then our mass count went, our mass went down.

00:33:13.300 It's like, they can go in, they can be Catholic in Nicaragua. 0.99

00:33:16.960 I don't understand why you need to, why they need to be here, right?

00:33:20.140 And you're basically saying like 30% of everyone who's attending mass in America.

00:33:24.340 Spanish mass, yeah.

00:33:25.180 Spanish mass is illegal.

00:33:26.860 Yeah, that's the implication. 1.00

00:33:28.440 That's proving our point.

00:33:29.320 I think so.

00:33:30.220 And so this is just so frustrating to see like, oh, I'll speak out.

00:33:33.940 But when we were being invaded, and I keep using the phrase an industrial invasion because there was like machines warred up, NGOs, foreign countries, the little groups that like – remember the groups that helped people along the way?

00:33:47.540 The lawyers.

00:33:48.420 Yeah.

00:33:48.920 Here's what you say.

00:33:50.360 Get rid of your passport.

00:33:51.900 Here's what you say when you come to the border and they'll give you the whatever.

00:33:55.200 Bearing false witness.

00:33:56.460 Oh, I don't have a passport.

00:33:57.740 You just lied.

00:33:58.860 That was your first interaction with America is lying, right?

00:34:02.120 And so I'm just a little sick of this one-way street. Only Trump needs to watch himself. And then it's fascinating. We've never had an American pope before. He was chosen and Trump was elected. And it's kind of, I don't know, maybe part of it was to speak out against the rising nationalism in America.

00:34:22.900 And we obviously know Catholicism is global, so it doesn't clash very well with a sovereign nation state, right, which is what we are.

00:34:34.260 And how you treat the foreigner. 0.91

00:34:35.500 That was my number one, like, least favorite part, how you treat the foreigner. 1.00

00:34:39.160 Roosevelt Hotel, $500 debit card, free legal work, free child care, no need to get a job.

00:34:46.060 We treat them really good.

00:34:47.480 We treated them too good.

00:34:48.480 Yeah, so – and nobody wins fighting with the pope, you know.

00:34:52.280 getting in a flame war with a Pope. It's not like winning, but, uh, I just, I, I reject a lot of

00:34:57.520 these statements, man. And, uh, I don't know. I don't know. It's, it's not American to kind of

00:35:04.980 let the Pope bully you into keeping 50 million people here. Right. Yeah. Very true. All right,

00:35:10.000 let's move on to our next story, which is something we kind of alluded to the scamming 0.98

00:35:13.580 illegals, a bunch of Patels. We mentioned this like months back. They did a visa fraud scam 0.98

00:35:19.500 where they would stage robberies at convenience stores

00:35:22.240 and then because you were attacked on a violent crime,

00:35:24.660 like you get to stay longer.

00:35:25.820 Yeah. 0.60

00:35:26.280 Those people were prosecuted, apparently.

00:35:28.900 Yeah, the Trump DOJ has indicted 10 Indian nationals

00:35:31.580 for their participation in a visa fraud scheme

00:35:33.780 in which they would stage armed robberies

00:35:35.560 at convenience stores.

00:35:36.860 Once the police reports were filed,

00:35:38.640 clerks could qualify for U visas,

00:35:40.780 which are reserved for victims of violent crime

00:35:43.040 who cooperate in criminal investigations.

00:35:45.880 And that's all Patel's.

00:35:46.960 Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel,

00:35:49.180 Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel, 10 Patels.

00:35:51.960 And I'm not fully familiar with the Indian caste system,

00:35:55.080 but I'm pretty sure the name Patel you have to earn. 0.60

00:35:58.560 Or one of your ancestors earned it.

00:36:00.200 One of your ancestors earned it.

00:36:01.760 It's like a good high caste name where you did something like honorable in the past, 0.93

00:36:06.920 and then now you're Patel. 0.77

00:36:09.160 Patels, they should lose Patel for this.

00:36:11.920 Yeah, they should.

00:36:12.720 And this is a common theme. 1.00

00:36:14.160 Like any visa type there is, there's an Indian scam around it. 1.00

00:36:18.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:18.860 I'm just going to be straight up. 1.00

00:36:19.980 There's an Indian scam, a cottage industry of getting robbed. 1.00

00:36:24.460 And no, you were like, think about the movies you've watched, like you weren't supposed 0.96

00:36:27.680 to pistol whip me.

00:36:28.680 It's just like fake crimes like that.

00:36:31.300 And I think the one we covered initially, some of these were in Kentucky.

00:36:37.760 The one we covered initially, they even got cops in on it.

00:36:40.600 Yeah.

00:36:40.900 And so some American, some American cops who betrayed the nation for a quick five grand

00:36:46.660 from some of these Patels. 0.97

00:36:47.860 But the Pope doesn't say, oh, honor the country you're in and respect their laws and appreciate their culture.

00:36:55.120 It's all about us not letting, what, more in?

00:36:57.900 Yeah.

00:36:58.280 More?

00:36:58.980 That's the thing.

00:36:59.580 Not to go back to the Pope, but that selective chiming in.

00:37:02.440 That selective, like, hey, only Donald Trump needs to be held to a certain standard.

00:37:07.300 And all these hordes of people, they're just doing their best.

00:37:11.760 Yeah.

00:37:12.300 I don't like that.

00:37:12.980 You have the American citizens. 1.00

00:37:14.600 You have the policymakers who bring in the illegals.

00:37:16.800 You have the illegals coming in like caravans and hordes and there are millions and a lot of them aren't Catholic and mostly men, military-age men.

00:37:26.120 And then the people out of all of that that they're mad at, the Pope is mad at, is Donald Trump for trying to enforce laws that are already on the books.

00:37:32.700 Yep.

00:37:33.440 Well, we have another video here.

00:37:35.440 These are some Patels that maybe you could get looked into in Texas.

00:37:39.320 This is some sort of Patel ceremony. 0.78

00:37:43.420 It's not Catholic. 0.93

00:37:44.260 It's not Catholic, right?

00:37:45.280 Okay.

00:37:45.420 It doesn't look Catholic.

00:37:46.300 Yeah, I don't remember that.

00:37:47.400 I was confirmed in the Catholic Church, and I don't remember this.

00:37:50.460 Depending what they do with the effigy.

00:37:52.160 Yeah.

00:37:54.340 Depending on what idolatry comes next.

00:37:57.780 So this is what, that's Texas.

00:37:59.380 That's Princeton, Texas, and that's what it looks like now.

00:38:02.080 Got to be nice to the foreigner. 1.00

00:38:03.560 Yep, and then we have some other bad news about the foreigners, the Indians, and what they're doing at the beach. 0.97

00:38:09.020 Can you read that headline, please?

00:38:10.140 Yeah, this was a Reddit post from Newcastle, and it said,

00:38:14.020 thoughts on foreign men loitering around showers at the beach. I'm probably going to get downvoted

00:38:19.260 and banned, but I need perspectives and thoughts on what I've noticed over the last year. My family

00:38:24.840 and I are beach people. Winter, summer, it doesn't matter. We love the beach, so we frequent it three

00:38:29.140 to four times a week. Over the past year, I've noticed more and more groups of Indian men and

00:38:32.700 presumably Muslim men that sit in groups facing the showers or up on the wall. They are dressed

00:38:38.760 in winter gear. No towels, no nothing. So sure, you can say, well, what's wrong with sitting at

00:38:44.120 the beach and watching the waves go by? But why are they specifically sitting around the shower?

00:38:48.560 Why is it that this is the specific place and why is it that they are clearly spending their time

00:38:52.940 literally turning their heads and intently watching women come and wash the sand off?

00:38:57.080 I've got two teenage girls and time and time again, I see it happen. People will pull the 0.93

00:39:01.580 race or racist card. That's fine. But what are the other perspectives? Do you go and tell them

00:39:06.220 to F off or do you leave this shit to happen? And the guy says, why are they sitting and watching

00:39:12.740 the women shower? Am I allowed to think something negative about this? That's like the equivalent

00:39:17.700 of that whole Reddit post. It's like, you already know the answer. Weird foreign men are watching

00:39:21.680 teenage daughters shower in bikinis and you're asking for permission to get angry. And you don't 1.00

00:39:27.720 do anything about it. And you're asking for permission from the leftists to do something.

00:39:33.300 Would I be rude if I told pedophiles to fuck off?

00:39:35.840 Asking Reddit first in case I don't offend someone, right?

00:39:38.760 And there's actually a tweet here that sums up that whole energy as well.

00:39:42.380 Yeah, it's actually super easy to mentally model progressive thought.

00:39:46.640 Just imagine you really want to be seen as a good person

00:39:49.500 and you lack the moral courage to consider second and third order consequences

00:39:53.360 if doing so might make you look like a bad person. 1.00

00:39:56.560 I don't want to say anything to those Muslim guys 0.99

00:39:58.260 leering at the women at the beach in winter clothes. 0.96

00:40:00.740 Yeah, and then maybe they get emboldened 0.74

00:40:02.840 and then maybe they commit a horrific war word.

00:40:06.400 Yeah, that's how it goes.

00:40:08.560 But yeah, pathetic.

00:40:10.320 I really don't want to offend these guys,

00:40:12.240 but they're leering at my teenage daughter.

00:40:14.440 Would I be a bad mom if I objected to that?

00:40:17.720 Like say it slowly to yourself again, right?

00:40:20.800 So we're at this point where people are so disconnected,

00:40:23.120 they're like losing their instincts

00:40:24.800 because they're shivering in fear of wrong thing.

00:40:28.540 So true.

00:40:29.080 And then we have an example here of a scammer who's now running for office in Texas.

00:40:35.620 Meet Zul Mohamed.

00:40:36.920 He pleaded guilty to 106 felony voter fraud charges for forging mail-in ballot applications.

00:40:42.840 Now he's running for mayor in Carrollton, Texas, and he wants to be in charge of passing laws.

00:40:47.940 He'll probably win.

00:40:49.280 He probably will win. 0.76

00:40:50.880 And then Benny Johnson went on Fox, and he was talking about the homicide rate when it comes to illegals. 0.92

00:40:57.140 Listen to how many deaths were caused by illegals homicide-wise.

00:41:01.520 Right. 0.96

00:41:02.160 13,000 homicides from illegal aliens as of 2024. 0.68

00:41:09.320 13,000 homicides, Liz. 0.96

00:41:11.940 Thank you, Benny Johnson.

00:41:13.120 Thank you, Benny.

00:41:13.980 So initially I thought that was 13,000 since 2024, and I did all the numbers.

00:41:18.980 It's like 16 people a day are killed by illegals.

00:41:22.280 That's like a running total.

00:41:24.160 13,000 people have been murdered by illegals in America for like a long time. 0.90

00:41:28.880 And you know where in the graph or in the years we've reached a critical mass of illegals. 0.94

00:41:33.700 So majority of them have happened on the back end of that, right? 0.81

00:41:37.240 Yep.

00:41:37.440 And it's still obviously too many.

00:41:38.920 And also when you account for the unsolved murders, it's probably even more.

00:41:43.740 Yeah.

00:41:44.000 And I don't know.

00:41:45.080 I've never seen any, I'm not going to single out any religious figures, but I haven't heard

00:41:50.180 anyone really complain about that.

00:41:51.820 Has anyone brought that up?

00:41:53.360 I haven't heard it.

00:41:54.140 Thou shall not kill.

00:41:55.960 That's like number one.

00:41:57.020 Seems like 13,000 people kind of failed us there.

00:41:59.660 Yeah, it does.

00:42:00.860 And then J.D. Pritzker was talking to Al Sharp.

00:42:03.320 What did you just say?

00:42:04.040 J.D.?

00:42:04.980 J.B.

00:42:05.740 Okay, thank you.

00:42:06.840 Yeah, J.B. Pritzker.

00:42:07.960 All right, and Abigail what? 1.00

00:42:09.960 Spangberger.

00:42:11.460 How do you get this shit wrong, dude?

00:42:14.140 People are supposed to listen to you.

00:42:15.860 You know who Spangberger is.

00:42:17.580 Okay, that's fair.

00:42:18.780 That's pretty fair.

00:42:19.440 That is fair.

00:42:20.660 All right, so J.B.

00:42:23.140 Pritzker was talking to Al Sharpton, and listen to how he described ICE.

00:42:26.980 I knew when he got reelected that it was going to be bad.

00:42:31.460 It was bad the first term, but you could see he was heading into a second term to really take away people's rights.

00:42:38.520 And the first thing he did was go after, well, ICE, CBP, invading my city.

00:42:46.200 So ICE are the invaders of your city, not the illegals who are getting all the free stuff, doing crimes, taking over apartment complex.

00:42:52.860 as being violent, ICE are the invaders,

00:42:55.680 the people getting those people out.

00:42:57.160 It's almost too perfect.

00:42:59.140 And this is the type of shit where

00:43:01.020 if you're not thrilled with Trump

00:43:04.780 or shit's not going well

00:43:06.580 and you're worried about his foreign policy on stuff,

00:43:08.720 which I am, we're wasting time 1.00

00:43:10.300 and we have a mandate to get all these migrants out 1.00

00:43:12.380 and stuff like that. 1.00

00:43:15.220 I can't vote for this.

00:43:17.120 I can't vote for anyone on this side, right?

00:43:19.320 Yeah.

00:43:19.740 So that's kind of where we're stuck.

00:43:21.820 Yeah, we are stuck.

00:43:22.860 And I'm going to use the Pope's advice on this next clip.

00:43:25.720 And I'm going to be nice to the foreigner.

00:43:27.700 Check out this guy. 0.98

00:43:37.400 Get this man a CDL and send him to Columbus, Ohio now.

00:43:42.200 Yeah.

00:43:42.480 What's the most complicated freeway exit in around a Midwestern city that we have?

00:43:47.440 Let's get him there.

00:43:48.220 I want him reading signs. 1.00

00:43:49.860 Or maybe he could do, stay in Africa, do a Goonies remake. 1.00

00:43:52.860 With Africans, right? 1.00

00:43:54.120 The Black Goonies. 1.00

00:43:55.480 But we got to get that guy a debit card. 0.82

00:43:57.200 Yeah.

00:43:57.640 Yeah.

00:43:57.900 Let's get him a prepaid one so we can just swipe it.

00:44:00.920 Put him in the hotel.

00:44:01.980 Yeah.

00:44:02.300 Whatever it costs.

00:44:03.120 We got to be nice to the foreigner. 1.00

00:44:03.980 We'll pay for it. 1.00

00:44:04.260 We'll pay for it.

00:44:04.880 We have plenty of money.

00:44:05.900 I know.

00:44:06.440 Totally. 0.62

00:44:06.760 We have plenty of land, too.

00:44:08.140 We need this guy here.

00:44:09.660 All right.

00:44:09.900 Our next story in our migrant section happened at Coachella. 1.00

00:44:13.000 Sabrina Carpenter had a performance interrupted by a Muslim yodeler. 1.00

00:44:17.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:17.560 And let's just play it first and foremost.

00:44:22.860 For someone what?

00:44:25.820 Is that what you're doing?

00:44:27.400 Yes.

00:44:30.220 I don't like it.

00:44:35.520 That's your culture?

00:44:36.580 Is yodeling?

00:44:41.420 Is this Burning Man?

00:44:42.740 What's going on?

00:44:43.880 This is weird. 1.00

00:44:44.960 So there was a Muslim yodeler doing a Muslim yodel thing.

00:44:48.720 We have an example of what that sounds like and what they did at the concert. 0.71

00:44:51.680 Yeah, I'm learning this against my will, but apparently it's called Zagruta.

00:44:56.060 I didn't know that.

00:44:57.080 And here's an example.

00:45:04.260 So that's what they were doing.

00:45:05.720 And I was going to say, is Sabrina Carpenter based? 0.60

00:45:08.580 Nah, she already apologized.

00:45:10.200 Can you read her apology?

00:45:11.360 My apologies.

00:45:12.080 I didn't see this person with my eyes and I couldn't hear clearly.

00:45:14.620 My reaction was pure confusion, sarcasm, and not ill-intended.

00:45:17.900 Could have handled it better. 0.85

00:45:19.040 Now I know what a Zagruta is. 0.99

00:45:20.580 I welcome all cheers and yodels from here on out. 1.00

00:45:23.040 Come fucking ruin my concert with your stupid ethnic sounds and clicks. 1.00

00:45:27.640 Maybe we'll get an African in there and do a... 1.00

00:45:29.600 Yeah.

00:45:30.640 Basically what she's saying is, I didn't realize you were brown, 1.00

00:45:33.420 so yodeling at my concert and interrupting is good now. 1.00

00:45:37.420 Yeah.

00:45:37.780 And can you imagine, like, think about all the cultures.

00:45:40.020 What if someone was just yelling, God save the queen, in front of your concert?

00:45:44.200 Even though that's an Englishman and that's part of his culture,

00:45:46.480 I think you might get a little pissed.

00:45:48.140 I'm trying to do a set here, an intimate Coachella set. 1.00

00:45:52.180 But yeah, just back down and then any brown person can do whatever the fuck they want. 1.00

00:45:57.340 Oh, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:45:58.200 I didn't realize you were brown. 1.00

00:45:59.520 Please continue ruining everything and doing whatever you want. 1.00

00:46:02.640 Why don't you play TikToks on loud too? 1.00

00:46:04.420 Yeah, brown is good. 1.00

00:46:05.560 White is bad. 1.00

00:46:06.640 You have to yield to brown always. 1.00

00:46:08.680 And you know what? 0.94

00:46:09.580 The brief mask off moment, that's what she really thinks about somebody doing the turkey yell.

00:46:16.320 That's what she really thinks.

00:46:17.340 It's disgusting.

00:46:18.420 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:46:19.480 This is retarded. 1.00

00:46:20.300 And you're ruining my concert right now. 1.00

00:46:22.000 She was trying to shame them.

00:46:23.300 And then it turns out they used an UNO reverse card.

00:46:26.040 And that UNO reverse card is just, I'm a brown person.

00:46:29.880 This is okay because I'm brown.

00:46:32.020 So she had to bend the knee.

00:46:33.220 That's the fan base she's curated. 0.53

00:46:35.040 People who would be offended by that, right?

00:46:36.500 Very true.

00:46:37.520 All right, we're going to go abroad really quick to Spain.

00:46:40.880 I'm sure you guys saw this. 1.00

00:46:42.180 Spain is being invaded by sub-Saharan Africans. 1.00

00:46:44.980 We have a couple of clips here. 1.00

00:46:46.980 Here's them coming on the boat to Spain.

00:46:51.300 Holy shit, man.

00:46:53.980 It gets worse. 1.00

00:46:56.720 All men. 0.90

00:46:58.500 Every single guy. 0.99

00:47:01.300 They're coming to Spain.

00:47:03.080 We can play the next clip, too.

00:47:05.380 This is them getting off the boat.

00:47:07.140 We'll kind of go fast through it.

00:47:08.600 There's them landing. 0.99

00:47:10.400 And now you're Spanish.

00:47:12.160 Be nice to the foreigner.

00:47:13.740 You're as Spanish as Hernan Cortes.

00:47:16.760 Yep. 0.98

00:47:17.460 This is your Spanish now. 1.00

00:47:19.000 And then here's them on the border kind of getting in in the mountains. 1.00

00:47:22.800 Look what this looks like.

00:47:24.980 It looks like a zombie movie.

00:47:27.280 It's horrible.

00:47:28.500 Camp of the Saints type shit.

00:47:33.520 Horrible.

00:47:34.140 There's just tons of them.

00:47:35.180 They're all wearing winter clothes.

00:47:38.340 They're looking for a bike.

00:47:40.060 I'm sure they'll be on bikes soon.

00:47:41.560 These are the types. 0.84

00:47:42.200 Here's another clip of them invading.

00:47:46.040 They're just running in all their clothes in Spain. 0.91

00:47:49.640 They live in Spain now, and they're expected to be taken care of. 0.90

00:47:52.520 They just need to get deeper into the country so you can't just uno reverse card their boat. 0.89

00:47:57.400 You can't fill up their boat and send them back across.

00:47:59.840 And then someone made an interesting point on Twitter because a few days ago,

00:48:04.140 Spain kind of like disavowed Israel and the war and what they're doing in Palestine,

00:48:08.960 and they were basically like, we don't want anything to do with Israel anymore.

00:48:12.200 And someone had a tweet that summed that up.

00:48:14.800 Anyone else think it's a bit of a coincidence that the minute Spain refuses to back Israel,

00:48:18.620 hundreds of thousands of Africans with equipment and life jackets and boats fled Spain. 0.73

00:48:23.500 And we have a statement from Netanyahu.

00:48:25.900 He speaks it in Jewish, so Rapoyal is Hebrew.

00:48:30.080 So Rapoyal, you can kind of skim through and just read what he's saying. 0.82

00:48:32.900 Israel will not remain silent in the face of those who attack us.

00:48:36.200 Spain has defamed our heroes, the soldiers of the IDF, the soldiers of the most moral

00:48:40.880 army in the world.

00:48:42.200 Therefore, I have instructed today to remove Spain's representatives from the coordination center in Kiryat Gat.

00:48:50.340 After Spain has chosen repeatedly to stand against Israel, those who attack the state of Israel instead of terrorist regimes will not be our partners.

00:48:59.020 Regarding the future of the region, I am not willing to tolerate this hypocrisy and hostility.

00:49:05.300 I do not intend to allow any country to wage a diplomatic war against us without paying an immediate price.

00:49:11.560 Was that the immediate price?

00:49:13.300 I think the immediate price is that. 1.00

00:49:15.680 Migrants. 1.00

00:49:16.740 If you notice, those life jackets look brand new. 1.00

00:49:20.300 Maybe something there.

00:49:21.360 I'm not sure.

00:49:22.000 But a threat and then a result. 0.99

00:49:24.220 And basically, you have to support Israel or you'll get third world sub-Saharan migrants dumped on your doorstep. 0.98

00:49:30.840 And then if you don't support Israel, you get the migrants anyway. 0.99

00:49:34.900 Either way, no matter what, you get the migrants. 1.00

00:49:37.000 Pick a hand. 1.00

00:49:37.840 Pick a hand. 1.00

00:49:38.680 Ah, 50,000 African migrants. 1.00

00:49:40.780 What was in this other one? 0.99

00:49:41.900 $100,000. 1.00

00:49:43.160 So no matter what, whether you support him or not, you're still getting the migrants. 1.00

00:49:46.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:46.720 Very frustrating.

00:49:47.300 I don't know.

00:49:47.880 I don't know any about that.

00:49:49.200 The timing is suspicious.

00:49:50.380 I'll take the no on that.

00:49:51.940 Take it.

00:49:52.460 Take it.

00:49:52.960 All right.

00:49:53.260 Well, that's the end of our migrants section. 0.53

00:49:54.640 Now moving on to the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

00:49:57.800 Use the opportunity to tickle the post.

00:49:59.060 Help us juice the algal.

00:49:59.940 Leave a like, comment, comment again, and start yapping.

00:50:01.860 P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:50:02.960 Notifications need to be on.

00:50:03.860 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:50:05.220 The link to this episode needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:50:08.600 That was good.

00:50:09.860 Did you need a pat on the back?

00:50:11.120 I had like a slump.

00:50:12.020 Did you pat on the back, buddy?

00:50:12.600 I had a slump where I just couldn't do it for like four episodes.

00:50:15.700 You had a bad intro today, too.

00:50:17.440 Well, I went one for one.

00:50:19.300 On the sixth try.

00:50:20.500 If you guys saw what really happened.

00:50:22.020 You went one for one on the sixth try.

00:50:23.680 I almost lost it all.

00:50:25.180 Almost canceled the episode.

00:50:27.040 I'm just kidding.

00:50:27.560 It wasn't that bad, but it wasn't good.

00:50:29.400 All right.

00:50:30.360 Tax season.

00:50:31.100 You guys know taxes are due tomorrow.

00:50:34.720 Yeah, I did mine this weekend.

00:50:36.220 It was the joy of the masters and then the despair of doing my taxes, of which I owed a good amount of money.

00:50:42.080 And I want to let you guys know something.

00:50:43.760 I always make joke, oh, I don't want to pay my taxes, or oh, I'm not going to pay my taxes.

00:50:48.640 I did pay my taxes, and I went through line by line.

00:50:52.620 It took a long time, and I did it perfectly, and I used to tax guy, and I honestly and perfectly, no problems, paid my taxes.

00:51:02.220 and all those things I was saying

00:51:04.740 about trying to get out of it were a joke.

00:51:06.640 And I'm happy to pay my fair share 1.00

00:51:09.200 to give money to Somalis or whatever. 1.00

00:51:11.420 I don't care what they do with it. 0.99

00:51:12.780 Bomb Ukraine, money to Israel. 0.95

00:51:14.700 I paid my taxes honestly. 0.98

00:51:16.740 So did I, I swear.

00:51:18.960 I swear to God, I paid my taxes honestly.

00:51:21.760 I swear to God, I paid my taxes honestly as well.

00:51:24.960 I swear to God.

00:51:25.900 You do the wonky.

00:51:27.160 I swear to God.

00:51:28.440 Guys, I paid my taxes honestly.

00:51:30.080 Of course I did.

00:51:30.700 The wonky.

00:51:31.440 Of course I did.

00:51:31.980 I'm a U.S. taxpayer.

00:51:33.260 You're supposed to, and it's about honesty.

00:51:35.600 I actually paid more taxes this year.

00:51:37.240 I had a bad stock gain.

00:51:38.780 Well, it's good, but I had to pay more this year

00:51:41.360 than any average year.

00:51:43.360 And it hurts more because of all the fraud.

00:51:46.240 It hurts more.

00:51:47.080 I reached a peak in paying taxes,

00:51:49.840 and I know it's going to absolute dog shit.

00:51:53.120 It hurts, man.

00:51:54.240 It really does hurt.

00:51:54.980 It really does.

00:51:56.140 But we have to, and we did,

00:51:58.120 and that way we don't go to jail.

00:51:59.800 You know what I was thinking about, too,

00:52:01.000 is the way they set it up, uh, W2 employees, anybody who's works like, you know, fortune

00:52:05.740 500, whatever company their taxes are taken out every week. And that's kind of like that pacifies

00:52:11.640 everybody. And then some of them, they get a little, uh, you know, you shouldn't usually get

00:52:15.580 a refund. You should, uh, withhold the exact amount where you're pretty even, or you owe like,

00:52:20.760 you know, a couple hundred bucks. But the fact that they take it out instead of you having to

00:52:26.160 write a check for it is a psyop to make you a little more complacent, I think.

00:52:30.480 And then instead you get like, oh, I got 1,200 bucks.

00:52:32.920 Yeah, I got 1,200 bucks.

00:52:33.980 This is sweet.

00:52:34.820 Yeah.

00:52:35.140 And if you had to write the check, I think everybody would go crazy.

00:52:39.560 I think so too.

00:52:40.420 That's a great point.

00:52:41.400 All right, let's get to the final page. 1.00

00:52:43.260 There is a chimp war going on in Africa. 0.88

00:52:47.460 Dan, it's not in Detroit.

00:52:49.020 Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions and descended into

00:52:54.140 a deadly civil war.

00:52:55.720 That's interesting.

00:52:56.940 Chimps go hard. 1.00

00:52:57.780 They fight wars and they'll kill a leader off 1.00

00:53:00.100 and then a power vacuum.

00:53:01.420 They're very much kind of like us.

00:53:03.380 They're close.

00:53:04.020 Yeah, they are.

00:53:04.960 And there was some additional context.

00:53:07.860 Chimps in Uganda just split into rival factions.

00:53:10.420 30 killed, including 19 infants,

00:53:12.800 published in Science Journal,

00:53:14.420 the bloodiest primate conflict ever recorded.

00:53:16.860 Wow. 0.53

00:53:17.920 That's cool that, you know, 1.00

00:53:20.380 you can make the news if you're a chimp. 1.00

00:53:22.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:22.940 You know what I mean?

00:53:23.620 And we've done that before.

00:53:24.820 I think there was a famous like trio of lions that ran the Serengeti or some area in Africa.

00:53:30.700 And they were all three brothers and people like documented them.

00:53:33.520 There's a certain point where these animals don't know they're being documented, but you can make history.

00:53:38.720 That's a good point.

00:53:39.600 As a chimp, as a lion, you can make history.

00:53:42.800 That's cool.

00:53:43.520 I like that we write it down.

00:53:44.920 Yeah.

00:53:45.200 We keep their history for them. 1.00

00:53:46.920 We keep the history of the African chimps for them because they can't do it themselves. 1.00

00:53:52.080 Of course not. 1.00

00:53:52.800 Of course they can't.

00:53:53.720 So their history is just whatever we write for them.

00:53:57.140 They don't know how to do anything.

00:53:58.600 Yeah, totally.

00:53:59.420 Yeah, I don't know what you're digging at here, but it doesn't seem deep.

00:54:04.080 Yeah, I don't understand.

00:54:07.140 I don't understand at all.

00:54:08.220 I'm just talking about monkeys, baby.

00:54:10.040 Yep.

00:54:10.240 All right, and then speaking of monkeys,

00:54:13.260 this is actually a darker side of the monkey situation.

00:54:17.140 Someone tried to bring a dead monkey into America to eat or something?

00:54:21.520 Yeah, CBP agriculture specialist seized a dead non-human primate on April 8th from a traveler arriving from Cameroon. CDC confirmed health concerns leading to seizure and destruction. And somebody said, CBP said, another semi-regular reminder that bringing desiccated monkey corpses into the United States is prohibited. Some people go, I did not know you could not do that. We bring desiccated monkey meat everywhere we go.

00:54:49.300 I'll just eat it here.

00:54:50.260 Yeah, I'll just eat it now before you take it.

00:54:52.200 And it's like the most disgusting shit.

00:54:53.800 And desiccated obviously means like kind of dried out.

00:54:55.900 It's like dried out.

00:54:57.380 Monkey meat, what, to be used in ceremonies that shouldn't be taking place on U.S. soil?

00:55:01.320 I just need to get to Cincinnati, Ohio.

00:55:03.960 And then I'm going to use the monkey in a cauldron and do the ceremony, black magic, and it's no big deal.

00:55:08.960 Then I'm done.

00:55:09.640 Monkey no more.

00:55:10.540 Then I'm done.

00:55:11.440 Pretty good.

00:55:12.180 Cameroon. 1.00

00:55:12.840 Put them on the list, you know?

00:55:14.080 Anybody, this should be like, all right, you just lost your whole country's privileges.

00:55:18.640 Yeah, that's how it should be.

00:55:20.140 You ruined it for everyone else. 1.00

00:55:21.460 You brought the desiccated monkey meat. 1.00

00:55:23.120 Get the fuck out. 0.91

00:55:23.940 But the Pope wants you to be nice.

00:55:25.860 He's got one monkey.

00:55:27.800 He's going to eat it. 0.81

00:55:28.680 He should share communion over the monkey meat, over the desiccated monkey meat. 1.00

00:55:32.180 So true.

00:55:32.700 And I want the Pope to be mad at me because I know he does tune in sometimes.

00:55:37.120 He's a South Side of Chicago White Sox guy, so I know he watches the show.

00:55:42.040 But, man.

00:55:43.200 I'm just trying to understand.

00:55:44.820 Your Holiness, please.

00:55:46.100 Please, respectfully.

00:55:46.820 Please stop, you know.

00:55:48.180 Respectfully.

00:55:48.700 We got stuff to do.

00:55:50.740 Our next story is about sleeping position

00:55:53.200 and how it affects your dreams, emotions, and sleep quality.

00:55:56.880 Left-sided sleepers had three times the nightmare rate of right-side sleepers.

00:56:02.000 Right-side sleepers were more likely to dream with relief and safety.

00:56:05.900 Left-side was fear and helplessness.

00:56:08.360 Overall sleep quality was also better on the right side.

00:56:11.420 That's interesting.

00:56:12.300 What do you do?

00:56:14.040 I'm a right-side sleeper.

00:56:15.840 Is that right side of the bed or right side of your body?

00:56:18.360 Actually, I don't know.

00:56:19.620 I actually just go face down and then I look like this.

00:56:22.020 So it's kind of on my right side, but I'm really a stomach sleeper.

00:56:24.600 You're not supposed to do that.

00:56:25.320 So I might not be in.

00:56:26.360 You're not supposed to do that.

00:56:27.560 I did it when I was a baby and now I'm stuck.

00:56:30.140 I can't change.

00:56:32.140 The OG show watchers know this.

00:56:33.680 You sleep on your back and just have sleep apnea?

00:56:36.920 Is that what you do?

00:56:38.140 That's your advice to me?

00:56:39.160 You're not supposed to do that and I sleep perfectly?

00:56:40.840 Uh, I actually told everyone on the show how I sleep like maybe 340 episodes ago, like very early on.

00:56:51.120 So the OG show watchers know, but I sleep where I, I'm on my back.

00:56:56.720 I have like this plain elevated pillow and then I put a pillow under my arm, a pillow under my arm, a pillow under my legs and a pillow under my feet.

00:57:06.040 so I have like this lazy boy like somewhat upright kind of like this but it goes up so

00:57:13.940 these are my legs then this is my back like there's pillows here and there's pillows under

00:57:18.220 the feet so it goes like down and then back up yeah that makes me breathe okay at night yeah

00:57:24.160 yeah like this and then you fart into a pillow all night and then you switch it now it's on

00:57:28.660 your head later you're you're a big pillow boy so that's what four pillows you need to create this

00:57:34.080 this i don't even know what to call one two three four five six pillows and if you look at my bed

00:57:42.020 it's a pillow pile all right all right good for you so how's your what's your nightmare it's like

00:57:46.740 a king throne thing it's like it's like a throne i create with all the pillows i never um have

00:57:53.460 nightmares i never have nightmares i don't really have nightmares either okay but sometimes i don't

00:57:58.900 dream because i don't get into the deep sleep because i can barely breathe but now that i'm

00:58:03.540 losing weight and I have my throne set up with all the pillows and I finally figured it out,

00:58:08.040 I do sleep better. And then whenever I have a deep dream, I know I slept good and I'm having

00:58:12.920 dreams like half the time. So I'm getting some good sleep. Okay. So I'm improving. Good for you.

00:58:19.180 Well, I guess the main thing is do not sleep on your left side unless you want a nightmare death

00:58:23.200 spiral. I guess that's it. All right. We have one last piece of the final page of housekeeping

00:58:28.920 being VAERS, which is a massive Maxine injury reporting website that is completely legit,

00:58:36.500 dropped the receipts on miscarriages and stillbirth reports by year.

00:58:40.960 And it looks like 2021 and 2022 was not good.

00:58:44.940 Yeah.

00:58:45.080 From basically flat for decades to over 3,500 plus reports in 2020 alone.

00:58:49.920 That's not a gentle curve.

00:58:50.960 That's a cliff.

00:58:51.980 And you guys know.

00:58:53.060 To be fair, this might have been like, there's a case of awareness to this too.

00:58:57.460 Like, oh, I'm going to report this.

00:58:59.000 I'm going to attribute it to this.

00:59:00.980 You know what I mean?

00:59:01.620 Yeah.

00:59:02.000 Like, oh, I'm vaccine paranoid.

00:59:03.940 I'm going to attribute it to this because I did have one.

00:59:06.660 Yeah.

00:59:07.040 So I'm saying there's, I'm not negating the data or anything, but I'm just saying there is a little bit of like.

00:59:12.360 But the number of still deaths and miscarriages is the issue.

00:59:16.800 The number.

00:59:17.700 Reported to VAERS, right?

00:59:19.440 Yeah.

00:59:20.340 That are being attributed to.

00:59:21.640 So you understand what I'm saying now that maybe it could have been a little bit.

00:59:25.920 Yeah.

00:59:26.360 Yeah, but also I think a lot more stillbirths and miscarriages did happen and there were things that people put into their body right before it that they didn't do before.

00:59:37.200 For sure.

00:59:37.760 So maybe a little bit what you're saying, but I think there was a problem with the vaccination.

00:59:42.420 I'm just playing a little bit of devil's advocate, I think.

00:59:44.460 That's why you're here, buddy.

00:59:45.980 Yeah.

00:59:46.240 That's what you do.

00:59:47.580 All right.

00:59:47.940 Well, that's the end of the final page.

00:59:49.160 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:59:53.420 All right.

00:59:54.300 Our first story from Cringe of the Week. 1.00

00:59:55.720 Like Malcolm in the Middle is weird and gay now. 1.00

00:59:58.680 They just did a reboot and everyone's like non-binary and in a throuple or something. 1.00

01:00:03.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:03.820 And this is like years in the making.

01:00:07.140 I watched it.

01:00:08.220 I watched the whole thing.

01:00:09.320 I grew up on Malcolm in the Middle.

01:00:10.720 Anybody who like was a 90s kid probably liked that show.

01:00:14.320 I used to watch it with my family.

01:00:15.700 Like that was a good show.

01:00:16.980 And it was genuinely funny too.

01:00:18.360 I love Malcolm in the Middle.

01:00:19.800 And I watched the first episode.

01:00:21.100 I couldn't keep doing it.

01:00:22.120 Great bits, Cranston, whatever.

01:00:23.680 All right. 1.00

01:00:23.900 So they made everyone gay. 0.98

01:00:25.080 Like it's just shoehorned in. 0.98

01:00:26.620 It's like this cast reunion thing where all the old characters come back, 1.00

01:00:29.460 but then everybody added or changed was like gay or some stupid shit. 1.00

01:00:33.640 Right. 0.99

01:00:34.380 I'll just read this first.

01:00:36.020 So Disney,

01:00:37.100 it was on Hulu.

01:00:38.480 So it's Disney Hulu.

01:00:40.300 Disney brings back Malcolm in the middle,

01:00:42.040 which ended decades ago with a proper sendoff. 0.91

01:00:44.520 They made Stevie gay,

01:00:46.260 despite him crushing on Malcolm's babysitter,

01:00:48.760 pretending to be in critical condition to get another girl to like him.

01:00:52.240 There's stacking amounts of evidence proving he likes girls.

01:00:55.080 and the child Hal and Lois had at the very end is,

01:00:59.060 wait for it, non-binary. 0.97

01:01:00.880 If you had even a shred of hope 1.00

01:01:02.680 that you were going to relive the glory days,

01:01:04.860 you were kidding yourself.

01:01:06.120 Disney owning this backed up with the negative reviews

01:01:08.300 should have been the dead giveaway.

01:01:09.680 Don't waste your time.

01:01:11.180 It's modern day Disney being modern day Disney.

01:01:13.380 It was really bad.

01:01:14.280 And I'm assuming that's why Dewey didn't want to do it.

01:01:17.100 Dewey, the brother, didn't come back for it.

01:01:19.920 Dewey's based. 0.99

01:01:20.660 He said no fucking non-binaries. 0.99

01:01:23.000 I read the script, not doing this shit. 0.99

01:01:25.080 Yeah, but so why? Like this is a cast that existed in like the early 2000s before anything happened. Why would you shoehorn in a bunch of non-binary or weird characters in here? Or why would you make Stevie gay? Like that point, the guy just said, Stevie, there were multiple episodes about him emphasizing his illness to get girls.

01:01:47.020 There was a boating episode where they went on a family vacation and there's a cheerleading camp right there and the boys are going crazy.

01:01:53.900 It's all to get the girls. 0.97

01:01:55.060 And then, nah, he's a gay twink with an interracial husband and they acquired a baby. 0.96

01:02:00.780 So they ruined him and then they added a non-binary character for no fucking reason.

01:02:06.000 And here's why the show's creator, Linwood Boomer, and his wife, executive producer Tracy Katzi, spoke to Deadline about the reboot.

01:02:13.340 They were specifically asked about Kelly, that's the new character,

01:02:16.760 who should get zero screen time.

01:02:18.280 This is like a reliving of glory days.

01:02:19.960 We don't need to shoehorn in someone in. 1.00

01:02:21.900 And that was the non-binary.

01:02:23.580 I got to tell you, it's a really important thing to us.

01:02:27.900 Three out of our four kids are queer.

01:02:30.600 And without making it a thing and without making it an issue,

01:02:33.020 I think it's really nice to have a character that's just a facet of their personality

01:02:36.240 as opposed to the entire story.

01:02:38.060 Well, you didn't do that either.

01:02:39.380 The whole thing is about them being queer and non-binary or whatever.

01:02:44.260 And then they also showed these Krellboins, which if you watch the original show,

01:02:47.560 these were some of Malcolm's nerds' friends in the beginning.

01:02:49.660 And there's three of them.

01:02:50.800 And there's like one kid shared between them.

01:02:52.900 And we don't know.

01:02:53.620 It's never explained. 1.00

01:02:54.660 It's a throuple and they're all gay. 1.00

01:02:56.420 I don't know. 1.00

01:02:57.280 It's implied they could be suck at each other. 1.00

01:03:00.140 And then here's the non-binary in the fucking suit. 1.00

01:03:03.300 And that's my favorite. 0.96

01:03:04.720 Non-binary. 1.00

01:03:05.800 And it's just an attractive woman. 0.99

01:03:07.840 It's an attractive girl. 1.00

01:03:08.900 That's how it is. 1.00

01:03:09.820 That's how it is.

01:03:10.480 Everybody's beautiful.

01:03:11.500 And it's wear this stupid suit.

01:03:13.080 They made this whole thing about,

01:03:14.680 it was like an anniversary for Hal and Lois,

01:03:16.960 the parents of the show.

01:03:18.740 And this whole thing about why the non-binary person

01:03:23.580 liked their dad, Hal, as this girl's dad,

01:03:27.960 was because he accepted her 0.99

01:03:29.440 and knew something was wrong when it was non-binary. 0.80

01:03:33.460 Very frustrating. 1.00

01:03:35.020 And I took this personally.

01:03:36.700 I had to watch the whole thing.

01:03:37.940 I had to see it through, but it seems to me like, obviously we've seen it before with

01:03:42.700 Star Trek. We made a new Star Trek spinoff and this guy's gay and this guy's black and this guy

01:03:48.620 does this. You don't have to watch that, right? But to really dig up the corpse and the spirit 1.00

01:03:53.300 of a show and throw all this shit in there, it was just very strange and almost disrespectful.

01:03:58.720 And then part of me felt like they wrote this in like 2021 and it was waiting to get made because

01:04:03.980 it was so bad. There was one, oh, Malcolm's got a half black wife or a girlfriend. And then at one

01:04:09.760 point they just like talk shit about cops for no fucking reason. They shoehorned that in. So

01:04:14.880 they were doing their best to ruin a good thing. And I feel bad for the actors who came back. Like

01:04:20.360 they're getting derailed by this stupid shit. And then they had a good time and

01:04:24.020 that's, that's how it goes, right? Yeah. That's how they do it. They always take stuff we like

01:04:28.280 and then they ruin it and make it gay and pretend that's what it always was retroactively. Cause 0.96

01:04:33.320 you wouldn't watch 1.00

01:04:34.080 some stupid non-binary show 1.00

01:04:35.860 so they have to make 1.00

01:04:36.940 a non-binary

01:04:37.600 in Malcolm in the Middle

01:04:38.600 this famous 0.80

01:04:39.300 intellectual property

01:04:40.240 right

01:04:40.580 so just annoying

01:04:41.980 and it's funny

01:04:43.220 that I actually

01:04:43.780 watched the whole thing

01:04:44.740 yeah

01:04:45.020 thank you for doing

01:04:45.760 the research

01:04:46.220 and you did

01:04:47.440 what

01:04:47.780 half an episode

01:04:48.360 and turned it off

01:04:48.980 first episode

01:04:49.740 turned it off

01:04:50.400 they should do this

01:04:51.660 with the Sopranos 0.99

01:04:52.480 you know

01:04:52.740 now that Tony's dead

01:04:53.920 all the characters

01:04:54.900 in Sopranos

01:04:55.580 can really be themselves

01:04:56.700 yeah

01:04:57.320 Silvio opened a flower shop

01:04:58.840 he got out of that coma

01:04:59.760 and he opened a flower shop

01:05:00.920 yeah

01:05:02.560 Yeah, Adriana started an OnlyFans. 0.52

01:05:04.660 Oh.

01:05:05.240 That actually did happen.

01:05:06.240 That was true.

01:05:07.100 That one really happened.

01:05:09.120 All right.

01:05:09.640 Furio, he pulls espresso shots.

01:05:12.220 He works at a coffee shop.

01:05:13.300 It's crazy.

01:05:14.200 Yeah, all that violence, that was all because Tony was influencing him as a white, straight male.

01:05:19.480 Yeah, that's basically what it is, man.

01:05:21.200 That's basically what it is.

01:05:22.620 All right, our next story.

01:05:24.080 Senator Mark Kelly says he wouldn't want an all-white space crew when he was being interviewed about Artemis.

01:05:30.100 When you're the commander, you get some say in who your other crew members are going to be.

01:05:36.720 So the last thing I would want in a space shuttle crew would be seven white guy, U.S. Navy test pilots like me. 0.88

01:05:50.980 It would be a disaster. 1.00

01:05:53.580 That's exactly what I would want.

01:05:55.720 Yeah.

01:05:56.160 Seven Navy pilots flying the spaceship.

01:05:58.820 Yeah.

01:06:00.100 And then he says that would be a disaster.

01:06:02.560 Well, no one would be starting a fight with their ops. 0.72

01:06:05.580 No one would be weak and non-binary.

01:06:08.380 And no one would be on their period. 0.99

01:06:10.420 So maybe not so bad.

01:06:12.760 Yeah.

01:06:13.360 Periods in space.

01:06:14.820 Zero gravity.

01:06:15.800 I imagine that gets messy.

01:06:17.140 Goes up.

01:06:17.880 Goes up.

01:06:18.280 What am I tasting?

01:06:19.340 Tastes metallic in here.

01:06:20.400 Yeah.

01:06:21.240 Ugh.

01:06:22.220 And it's also ironic because Senator Kelly did lead a crew, a space crew in 2011.

01:06:28.340 And they were all white guys.

01:06:29.920 Yeah, and in 2011, Mark Kelly commanded the final flight of Space Shuttle Endeavor on STS-134, leading a crew of six astronauts, including Gregory Johnson, Michael Finke, Greg Chamitoff, Andrew Fustle, and Roberto Vittorio, all white males.

01:06:45.940 Four of six were ex-military pilots.

01:06:48.220 So it seems to work, and he's just saying it to say it now, in hindsight, pretending that's how he feels.

01:06:53.900 Back when it counted, shh, quiet as the church mounts. 0.62

01:06:56.800 But now, in front of the stage of idiots and a sign language interpreter, now's the time to slander white men, right? 0.72

01:07:04.380 Exactly. 0.63

01:07:05.220 And you know who also prioritized diversity in a high-stakes mission?

01:07:08.920 The Titanic submersible. 0.82

01:07:10.760 The guy who exploded everyone to death.

01:07:13.440 He said Titanic tour CEO didn't hire 50-year-old white guys because they weren't inspirational.

01:07:18.860 And then he sent a fiberglass-made submersible down to the depths of which you could hear cracking, and then it exploded on everybody, killing everyone.

01:07:27.920 So how did that go?

01:07:29.200 No diversity, no inspiration, but we're all dead.

01:07:32.460 Yeah.

01:07:32.940 Thank you, Captain.

01:07:33.700 Exactly.

01:07:34.180 And then Joy Reid was interviewed the other day, and she claims that white people have never invented anything.

01:07:41.320 They can't fix the history they did.

01:07:43.580 Their ancestors made this country into a slave, a slave hell.

01:07:49.940 But they can clean it up now because they got the Smithsonian.

01:07:52.680 They can get rid of all the slavery stuff.

01:07:54.120 They got Prager U. 0.98

01:07:55.140 They can lie about the history to the children.

01:07:57.180 They can't originally invent anything more than they ever were able to invent good music.

01:08:02.520 We black folk gave y'all country music, hip hop, R&B, jazz, rock and roll.

01:08:07.680 They couldn't even invent that. 0.79

01:08:09.220 But they have to call a white people. 0.82

01:08:10.240 So white people can't invent anything. 0.56

01:08:12.040 And I saw a tweet that kind of sums up how I feel about this. 0.81

01:08:15.380 It just says, you can just make up black history. 0.96

01:08:18.160 That's what she's up to.

01:08:19.400 And she's talking about all this music and stuff.

01:08:21.460 And it's like, yeah, all right.

01:08:23.540 Who invented the guitar?

01:08:25.200 Who invented stringed instruments?

01:08:27.440 And my favorite part of this is like, this is, you see this on a lot of Democrat kind

01:08:31.680 of left-leaning shows is they try to form a coalition.

01:08:35.500 Like me and Fleckis are just college friends and we're best friends and we have the same 0.98

01:08:40.280 views and we like to laugh so we started a show they're like shoehorning in all right black woman 0.97

01:08:45.720 muslim guy that's our coalition this should work and then this guy just has to nod at fucking 0.57

01:08:50.620 stupid joy read talking about we invented everything white people invented nothing but 0.80

01:08:54.920 they took the smithsonian yeah that's what's important we actually have some stats about 0.86

01:09:00.060 who invented everything uh the first one the 50 greatest the 50 greatest breakthroughs since the

01:09:05.320 wheel. And then the blue is white people. Yeah. And some examples are the printing press, 0.96

01:09:10.780 electricity, penicillin, the internet, the airplane. Those are some big things. Those

01:09:14.880 are pretty much in everyone's life, right? Yeah. Gunpowder, compass, alphabetization,

01:09:22.060 you know, all that stuff. 82% European descent. The East Asians get a couple of doubles. They

01:09:28.660 hit a couple of doubles in there. And ancient Near East slash Egypt slash Semitic, they got five. 0.98

01:09:34.560 and zero primary breakthroughs 0.97

01:09:36.880 from black slash sub-Saharan African. 0.68

01:09:39.180 And we actually have a fact check too.

01:09:40.840 Fact check, were any of the top 50 breakthroughs 0.93

01:09:43.680 created by blacks and stolen by whites? 0.78

01:09:46.480 And it says 0% actually were. 0.98

01:09:49.400 No, none of them were.

01:09:51.200 I don't know how that would happen either, right?

01:09:53.560 Like, how would that happen? 0.99

01:09:55.380 You go in to Africa, you steal the tech,

01:09:59.520 you make sure the guy can never build the tech again,

01:10:02.640 and then you take it to America.

01:10:03.520 It's like, what are the logistics of stealing something?

01:10:05.860 Maybe someone was like kind of trending towards a direction of like creating something.

01:10:11.520 Yeah.

01:10:11.920 He thought it up, but he had no technical know-how or something.

01:10:15.260 I see you're using this thing to carry the water.

01:10:17.600 What if that thing was attached to a donkey and then he, you know, probably like that.

01:10:23.340 Yeah.

01:10:23.580 And I saw an interesting point on Twitter.

01:10:26.460 It said like, if you asked white people, if you press this button, slavery never happened,

01:10:31.980 would you press it? 0.88

01:10:32.780 everyone would say yes. And if you ask black people in America, if you press this button, 0.91

01:10:37.120 slavery never happened, would you press it? And they might say yes, but then that puts them back 0.98

01:10:42.280 in Africa right now. They wouldn't live in America. Yeah. So in a way, the best thing to 1.00

01:10:48.600 happen to black people in America was the fact that they were actually brought here initially 0.91

01:10:53.860 and were able to live in modern times in America, as opposed to just being in Africa the whole time.

01:10:59.540 Allegedly. 0.72

01:11:00.620 Some people might say.

01:11:01.560 One could say.

01:11:02.160 One could say that.

01:11:04.000 All right.

01:11:04.580 Our next clip is my favorite clip from Cringe. 0.82

01:11:07.440 This girl tries to bait this guy doing a tabling experiment, 0.73

01:11:11.380 and she tries to bait him into saying the N-word.

01:11:14.560 I mean, let's take it further.

01:11:16.280 Let's go a lot further.

01:11:17.700 I think we should all be able to say the N-word. 0.91

01:11:21.260 Go on, then. 1.00

01:11:22.080 Nigga. 1.00

01:11:23.100 Oh.

01:11:24.340 I think we should all be able to say it.

01:11:25.980 I don't think it should just be reserved to one group of people.

01:11:28.560 Okay.

01:11:29.220 If we're going to have a word, then everyone should be able to say it.

01:11:32.240 Okay.

01:11:32.940 So he basically called her bluff with that one.

01:11:35.480 But she thought, obviously, he wouldn't say it because he'd get canceled.

01:11:39.660 It would ruin his life.

01:11:40.620 People would assault him.

01:11:41.860 And as soon as he says it, do you see how she looks around,

01:11:45.680 like hoping someone heard that and is going to go attack the guy

01:11:48.920 because she can't attack him herself?

01:11:51.420 She's looking for support.

01:11:52.700 She's going, can you believe it?

01:11:54.420 This guy just did that.

01:11:55.580 And she looks around and when nobody says anything, she's a little deflated.

01:11:59.500 So like the word itself didn't matter.

01:12:01.900 You're talking about people's reaction mattering, right?

01:12:04.860 Yeah.

01:12:05.260 But she looked around like, oh, you're done now.

01:12:08.180 Someone's going to, someone heard that and they're going to go attack you for saying a word.

01:12:12.100 She was looking for that.

01:12:13.320 And someone made a good point on Twitter.

01:12:15.000 They said, uh, this is why they vote. 0.98

01:12:18.380 These types vote and usher in tyrannical government. 0.98

01:12:21.120 Yeah. 0.97

01:12:21.740 I can see it.

01:12:22.660 You know?

01:12:23.060 I can see it.

01:12:23.340 And I actually have a tweet that goes along with cancel culture, because if that happened a few years ago, that guy would be all over the internet. You'd get fired from his job. You'd lose all those opportunities and sponsorships. But now, the canceling isn't really working. People are writing articles and trying to cancel, and no one really cares anymore. And this tweet kind of sums that up.

01:12:42.360 Yeah. From Mark Andreessen. He said, it's incredible the extent to which the social

01:12:46.180 sanctioning engine has simply seized up. Hit pieces that would have been five alarm fires

01:12:50.860 five years ago. Now come and go with no notice. Nobody cares. It's over. That's what I like.

01:12:56.880 And we got to, we got to thank the people who are just spamming hard R's and going crazy on

01:13:01.120 Instagram because you, uh, you're like the tip of the spear or you're the plow on the front of the

01:13:06.400 truck. Yeah. Some of you guys, thank you for your service. Pleasure working with you.

01:13:10.000 Pleasure.

01:13:11.240 Pleasure's all mine.

01:13:13.300 Our last clip of cringe. 0.99

01:13:15.260 Apparently snow plowing is sexist. 0.95

01:13:18.260 Snow clearing sexist.

01:13:19.760 Women are invariably more likely than men to walk and take public transport.

01:13:23.540 The apparently gender neutral snow clearing schedule was in fact not gender neutral at all.

01:13:27.800 They found that snow clearers prioritized first the main roads and arteries of the city. 0.51

01:13:32.900 For drivers.

01:13:33.460 For drivers, which were more often men. 0.99

01:13:35.240 and the smaller paths, which were disproportionately used by women, were prioritized second.

01:13:40.920 So the town councillors switched the order of snow clearing to prioritize pedestrians and public transport users.

01:13:46.620 What they didn't realize was that it would actually end up saving them money.

01:13:49.640 Since 1985, northern Sweden had been collecting data on hospital admissions for injuries.

01:13:54.420 Their databases were dominated by pedestrians who are injured three times more often than motorists in slippery or icy conditions

01:14:00.520 and account for half the hospital time of all traffic-related injuries.

01:14:04.080 And the majority of these pedestrians are women and found that the injuries cost money in health care and lost productivity.

01:14:09.720 The estimated cost of all these pedestrian falls during just a single winter season was 36 million kroner, around 3.2 million pounds.

01:14:17.800 But even with this conservative estimate, the cost of pedestrian accidents and icy conditions was about twice the cost of winter road maintenance.

01:14:24.840 In Solna near Stockholm, it was three times the cost and some studies reveal it's even higher.

01:14:29.600 I'd like to understand why.

01:14:30.780 Part of it was that women make multi-stop trips, whereas men statistically are more likely to have linear commutes.

01:14:37.280 So like they go from home to work to home, whereas women are more likely statistically to be going to school, to be going to visit their ailing parent, to get groceries, caregiving.

01:14:47.560 Interesting. 0.99

01:14:48.420 Women then- 1.00

01:14:49.240 So there you go. 1.00

01:14:50.060 Don't plow the main roads first, which keeps the city open and emergency response able to respond. 1.00

01:14:56.300 We got to clear the side roads because women are walking and might fall or something. 0.98

01:15:00.460 Yeah, and I like a lot of the words there, 0.99

01:15:02.780 and I guarantee you this study is hard to replicate.

01:15:06.400 This is one of those studies

01:15:07.320 you can't get the same result twice on. 0.98

01:15:09.680 From some small touted Sweden

01:15:11.840 where it's like, oh, we got to extrapolate this.

01:15:13.920 And then the whole thing,

01:15:15.260 like there's a lot of heavy lifting

01:15:16.640 when they present that sort of study 1.00

01:15:18.680 where it's like women are more often on the side roads. 0.84

01:15:22.160 And it's like more often, meaning what? 1.00

01:15:24.200 Like 52% versus 48? 1.00

01:15:26.740 Like it's not like all women do this 0.83

01:15:28.580 and all men are driving right in the city center.

01:15:31.240 There's like these tiny differences

01:15:32.580 where it's like a little bit this way

01:15:34.680 or a little bit that way, right?

01:15:36.040 And then also-

01:15:37.200 They paint a picture of a mother

01:15:38.280 walking on the sidewalk that hasn't been shoveled yet.

01:15:40.960 She's carrying groceries to her ailing mother.

01:15:43.480 There's like this whole narrative that needs to go in.

01:15:44.900 And the men are on the cleared roads smoking cigars.

01:15:46.800 And the men are like, oh, this is fun.

01:15:48.100 Yeah.

01:15:48.780 You driving too, Mike?

01:15:50.580 Yes, I am, Johan.

01:15:52.500 You know, but yeah, I don't know.

01:15:54.540 And then like more women are in the hospital.

01:15:56.620 So it's like, okay,

01:15:57.540 It's probably the same amount of people, men and women, and then, like, women fell and got injured easier.

01:16:02.540 Men rubbed some dirt on it. 0.92

01:16:04.080 Yeah, and women, like, weren't athletic enough to maybe stay on their feet and not slip on the ice. 1.00

01:16:08.500 They're always looking for, and this is, like, in Sweden, a very nice place with white people, Swedish people. 1.00

01:16:15.960 Very true. 0.96

01:16:16.440 And they're always looking to say, no, we need to do this because women are getting hurt. 1.00

01:16:20.400 You slipped on the ice? 1.00

01:16:21.600 Maybe stay in.

01:16:22.660 Maybe stay inside.

01:16:24.200 And the roads are for people who have to go somewhere.

01:16:26.660 You walking for errands, maybe just wait until the snow's cleared, right? 0.94

01:16:30.720 And then if you applied traditional views to this scenario, wouldn't women be staying at home and cozy while the men go out in the snow to work or do whatever they have to do? 0.73

01:16:40.180 Yeah. 0.95

01:16:40.500 So what you're saying is they fight for equality, so they have the same jobs and the freedoms and whatever.

01:16:45.600 And then anything that disproportionately affects them, they fight that for sexism after.

01:16:49.560 But if you had the traditional view, you would just be staying home drinking hot cocoa while your husband puts his jacket on and goes out.

01:16:56.660 And they should maybe study what percentage of the snowplow guys are women. 1.00

01:17:02.120 Maybe that's sexism too. 0.64

01:17:04.300 It should be 50-50, right? 1.00

01:17:05.900 How many snowplow women do you see driving the truck with the salt? 1.00

01:17:10.040 Zero. 1.00

01:17:10.440 How many have you ever seen?

01:17:11.800 Zero.

01:17:12.500 Maybe we should study that.

01:17:13.600 Yeah.

01:17:13.840 That's disproportionate.

01:17:16.240 Disproportionate.

01:17:16.700 You see how I knew that?

01:17:17.480 Yeah, a little bit.

01:17:19.040 All right.

01:17:19.280 Well, that's the end of cringe.

01:17:20.180 Now moving on to urban decay.

01:17:21.860 all right our first story from urban decay there were some memorial cutouts made for some urban

01:17:31.200 teens and as you can see here here they are doing what they love their life-size cutouts

01:17:37.940 they have the doves and someone says long live trench something long live trench baby thang

01:17:44.000 and the other one says trouble crew and they're holding glocks assuming with the switches

01:17:49.340 and uh yeah that's what they're uh memorializing i guess because those people i'm assuming passed

01:17:56.680 away because of the doves i think this person is promoting their business so this is something

01:18:01.020 they're looking to do to other young men who are living that gang lifestyle and who need to be

01:18:04.800 memorialized yeah and that's that's the memorialization right there lovely them with 0.88

01:18:09.940 the guns i was gonna say we talked about this no one's more attentive to ghetto innovation than

01:18:15.660 right wing podcasters like us. I know something like this comes across my desk. I have to shove

01:18:20.420 it in the asset folder. I immediately go crazy. Hey, did you see this? I start talking to my

01:18:24.820 friends. We really spread the good word of what the ghetto is up to. We're keeping tabs. We watch

01:18:29.580 close. We probably watch close more than people in the ghetto. Definitely. And then we have a clip

01:18:33.640 here. This is from Chicago. There was a massive shootout. It's basically a minute straight of

01:18:37.680 just shooting a full auto. We can let that play.

01:18:45.660 and it goes on like that for 30 more seconds all full auto hundreds of rounds expelled

01:19:03.300 and uh we were talking about this before the show you can kind of go ahead and mention what

01:19:09.620 you said well i think this is so strange because obviously these guys are always you know they're

01:19:14.560 in the trenches. They're fighting out. These kind of gangbangers who have ops, they're always

01:19:19.960 getting into some sort of shootout or they have their gun on them. But I never see very many of

01:19:25.020 them train. They don't train for it. They just shoot like this. They shoot kind of around a car

01:19:30.300 like this. And I feel like these guys chose a high risk lifestyle. And if I had chosen a high

01:19:38.720 risk lifestyle, I would do as much training as I could to give myself an edge in that scenario.

01:19:43.240 If I know I'm going to face ops who have guns and are ready to shoot them at me, like we just saw here, I think this was 500 rounds expelled, I would be training my ass off.

01:19:53.720 It's life or death.

01:19:55.300 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:56.840 And I never see any of it.

01:19:58.620 Blindfold, put the gun back together, do this, clear a jam.

01:20:01.940 Like, this is their job.

01:20:03.460 Like, and especially if you make money from drug dealing or gangbanging or being a pimp or whatever, that is a corollary to holding a gun and like needing to use force, then I think this is like a key part of your job.

01:20:17.440 And they don't view it that way.

01:20:18.780 They don't get better at it.

01:20:20.460 They just pop, pop, pop.

01:20:22.180 And then they see their friends go down and they're not even trying.

01:20:26.580 And no training.

01:20:27.780 It's just very fascinating to me.

01:20:28.960 And you'll see a suburban white guy who, he lives in the suburbs, he works at a white-collar job somewhere that's completely safe, and he goes to church once a week.

01:20:39.740 And he's doing shit like this.

01:20:42.420 He goes like this, and he dry fires, and he goes like this, perfect form, like this.

01:20:47.620 He's working on it the whole time.

01:20:49.320 Cleans his guns.

01:20:50.260 He cleans it like crazy, and he'll, like, maybe never see danger in his whole life.

01:20:55.920 God willing, he'll never see danger.

01:20:57.680 These guys probably can't go a weekend

01:20:59.060 without hearing shots down the block

01:21:00.660 and they have no interest in training

01:21:02.080 on how to draw, how to clean their gun,

01:21:04.160 how to do anything.

01:21:04.820 So it kind of, and honestly, thank God, you know,

01:21:08.800 imagine a bunch of well-trained fucking low IQ idiots

01:21:11.560 out there shooting 500 rounds

01:21:12.960 instead of just a pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

01:21:14.940 Adjusting their scope.

01:21:15.960 They have like a spotter, like, all right, fire.

01:21:18.340 Yeah, 600 meters.

01:21:19.900 You accounted for that win from the Northwest? 1.00

01:21:21.980 Like these two fucking hood guys. 0.99

01:21:24.200 All right, our ops,

01:21:25.160 I'm about to blow his head smooth off.

01:21:28.080 Boom.

01:21:28.760 Like if they were well-trained, it could be crazy.

01:21:31.040 But yeah, the white guy trains and he'll never need it.

01:21:33.520 The people who literally need it never train.

01:21:36.360 Such a dumb disconnect, right?

01:21:38.340 Yeah.

01:21:38.960 And unfortunately though, when they don't train,

01:21:42.660 this is the type of crime that happens.

01:21:44.940 This headline from Mass Daily News says,

01:21:46.880 they jumped out in latex gloves and fired 70 rounds.

01:21:50.200 Now DNA links two teens to the murder

01:21:52.560 of a 21-year-old Massachusetts congressional intern

01:21:55.180 who was just walking by.

01:21:57.220 Hit with a stray bullet,

01:21:58.480 21-year-old congressional intern,

01:22:00.920 dead for no reason.

01:22:01.940 Yeah, and from a small Western town in Massachusetts,

01:22:05.220 this guy, he was on a summer internship

01:22:07.160 and he gets killed by these young men.

01:22:10.460 Stupid, stupid, and stupider.

01:22:12.720 Yeah, that's them.

01:22:13.740 Neck tattoo guys.

01:22:14.720 And you know, that's what happens when they don't train.

01:22:17.480 You hit the baby.

01:22:19.100 You hit the congressional staffer. 1.00

01:22:20.840 So true. 0.58

01:22:21.300 And remember, a lot of people talk about 13% of the population does 50% of the murders,

01:22:26.120 and it's actually like 60%, but it's not 13% because when you do the numbers for the 0.60

01:22:32.260 black population, it's mostly 14 to 30-year-olds who are doing all the murders. 0.96

01:22:36.280 Yeah, of course. 1.00

01:22:36.880 And that's 2% of the population. 0.53

01:22:38.520 So 2% is basically doing 60% of the murders and- 0.60

01:22:42.300 Super predators.

01:22:43.080 Maybe they're incompetent to stand trial or something.

01:22:45.260 They look pretty incompetent to stand trial.

01:22:46.940 And thank the Lord, they never train, right?

01:22:49.760 Yeah, very true.

01:22:50.740 All right. Let's move on to our next story. This was a post from a teacher who had a problematic

01:22:56.320 student. And when they got rid of the student, the whole class improved.

01:23:00.260 Yeah. It says a student of mine got expelled. I realized she single-handedly brought down 25

01:23:06.340 other students around her on a daily basis. I had a girl get kicked out because she fought 1.00

01:23:10.560 another student. She was constant headache in class, rarely paid attention. And when she did 1.00

01:23:15.080 offered nothing productive and most importantly, would not shut up. It was a constant battle of

01:23:20.360 telling her to be quiet. She also happened to be in the worst of my six sections I teach.

01:23:25.600 This whole group was just pretty meh. I thought that she was just destructive to the education 1.00

01:23:30.060 of herself and maybe a few others around her, but she has been gone for two weeks and my worst class

01:23:34.920 went to by far my best class. The class is more laid back. The discussions are better. The focus

01:23:40.860 is way better. My last test was better than any test this entire year. It's crazy. And then I

01:23:47.420 got sad. One student made 25 other students have a worse experience. What a messed up system we are

01:23:53.680 in. This only happened because the district was handcuffed by state laws. They had no choice but

01:23:58.680 to kick her out. Being a terrible student that is a constant distraction is not enough to prevent 0.97

01:24:03.120 ruining the education of the other 95% of the class. And then Medic Sisyphus had a great point

01:24:07.600 on top of that. Yeah. Extrapolate this to the real world. And he says, this doesn't stop being

01:24:12.560 true in adulthood either throw about a thousand guys in jail and you can make any metro uh any

01:24:18.200 major metro u.s city significantly better there you go i botched that a little but uh the point

01:24:24.480 is the same like that one bad egg one bad shoplifter one guy who's really wants to shoot

01:24:31.180 we need those those guys off the street so bad and uh what's the phrase uh mercy to the cruel

01:24:37.140 is cruelty to the mercy or something.

01:24:39.860 One of those.

01:24:40.740 Mercy to the,

01:24:41.700 mercy to the.

01:24:44.580 Cruel.

01:24:45.200 I know that part.

01:24:46.320 No.

01:24:46.920 Yeah.

01:24:47.140 Mercy to the cruel

01:24:48.200 is cruelty to the innocent.

01:24:50.180 Yes.

01:24:50.540 The innocent.

01:24:51.160 That's the part I didn't change.

01:24:52.700 So yeah.

01:24:53.140 I mean, that's it.

01:24:53.840 We have to enforce our laws

01:24:55.080 and it's like a,

01:24:56.020 like a rabid dog or something.

01:24:57.740 You don't just go,

01:24:58.500 oh, let's see if he gets better.

01:25:00.560 You separate him

01:25:01.420 and he's going to have

01:25:02.060 the most horrible death ever, right?

01:25:03.620 That's so true.

01:25:04.200 You don't just do experiments

01:25:05.320 and test it out

01:25:06.200 and maybe he won't bite the others.

01:25:09.020 Yeah, the rest of the doggy daycare starts acting a lot different

01:25:12.380 when the bad dog goes away.

01:25:13.880 Totally.

01:25:14.580 All right, our next story, a 60-time repeat offender killed a Marine.

01:25:22.600 What's up?

01:25:23.760 What's up?

01:25:24.340 You want more than a dude?

01:25:25.660 This was in North Carolina.

01:25:26.820 Oh, my God.

01:25:27.560 Oh, my God.

01:25:28.300 Oh, my God.

01:25:29.260 Oh, my God.

01:25:30.400 Knife crime.

01:25:32.920 Kaden.

01:25:33.360 Kaden.

01:25:33.480 oh my god

01:25:36.600 oh my god

01:25:40.960 we can't really show much because he's horrifically bleeding

01:25:43.360 yeah

01:25:43.960 so we don't have to show the rest

01:25:46.660 super sad someone tries to help him he doesn't make it

01:25:49.140 and uh yeah

01:25:50.840 died marine and he got

01:25:52.980 stabbed by some guy who should have been in jail

01:25:54.840 55 times ago

01:25:56.280 yeah nothing new nothing new to report

01:25:58.800 just the same thing that we keep complaining about

01:26:00.900 keeps happening

01:26:02.460 The same single issue.

01:26:04.080 And that's one of those guys.

01:26:05.640 That's one of those guys.

01:26:06.620 You put him and 50 of his buddies away

01:26:08.700 who are kind of similarly fucked up.

01:26:11.540 And I guarantee you, Wilmington, North Carolina

01:26:13.180 is a much nicer place to live.

01:26:15.320 Very true.

01:26:16.320 All right, our last couple pieces here.

01:26:19.460 This is in Massachusetts.

01:26:20.500 It's kind of paired with a congressional intern

01:26:22.620 who was killed.

01:26:23.900 Massachusetts DAs can no longer hold armed robbers

01:26:27.040 before trial.

01:26:28.300 The state's highest court ruled it's not violent enough

01:26:31.140 to be an armed robber.

01:26:32.700 Yeah, and so this kind of,

01:26:34.240 the article starts with a case

01:26:35.340 about a Florida man

01:26:36.060 who walked into a Fall River bank last summer.

01:26:38.400 He handed the teller a note

01:26:39.740 and walked out with 5,000.

01:26:42.160 But before his case was resolved,

01:26:44.000 a legal question made it all the way

01:26:45.180 to the state Supreme Court.

01:26:46.800 Could prosecutors hold him without bail

01:26:48.440 as a danger to the public?

01:26:49.940 The Supreme Judicial Court said no.

01:26:51.800 Armed robbery,

01:26:52.860 the justices ruled on March 10th,

01:26:54.400 does not count as a violent enough crime

01:26:57.220 to lock someone up before trial.

01:26:59.680 Armed robbery with a gun.

01:27:01.140 right? Not violent enough. So if he shot someone, it would have, yes, been violent enough, but

01:27:05.680 because he got away with a clean up, it's like rewarding a clean heist. Hey, get out of here,

01:27:11.040 buddy. Keep the 5,000. He did a good job. That's a clean heist. No casualties. Just like you said,

01:27:15.580 you're free to go. And he's still five grand. You want me to read the mechanics of this or

01:27:19.380 does it matter? Sure, sure. We'll go a little bit more. Under Massachusetts law, there's a tool

01:27:22.860 called section 58A that lets prosecutors ask a judge to hold someone for up to 120 days with

01:27:27.820 no bail at all, no ankle monitor, no conditions, just locked up. It's the strongest card a district

01:27:32.740 attorney can play to keep a dangerous person off the street before trial. And the Supreme Court

01:27:37.300 just took that away for armed robbery. The court's reasoning, armed robbery doesn't always involve

01:27:41.840 physical force. Some armed robbers are just a note on a paper bag. So the crime doesn't

01:27:46.980 automatically qualify under the part of the law that requires violence. The legal term is minimal

01:27:51.260 force. The street translation is rob a bank, walk out of court the same day. Yeah, that's basically

01:27:58.640 it. And so if you're going to rob a bank in Massachusetts, use a note. Don't wave the gun

01:28:02.620 around and don't fire a warning shot. Use a note and you could be out on the street. Crazy. All

01:28:08.180 right, last piece of- We're going backwards, right? Oh, this went up to the Supreme Court.

01:28:12.020 We're going to really find out. It's like Massachusetts. Think about how old of a state

01:28:15.660 Massachusetts is. It's one of the original colonies, a lot of activity there, Boston,

01:28:20.140 the whole time and then we just find out now you can't hold someone you know yeah it takes all this

01:28:27.440 time and then the right uh political conditions for the judges to finally go oh you can't use it

01:28:34.160 now for armed robbery and if it happened in 1800 and you robbed a bank they go oh hang him tie him

01:28:39.920 to a few horses send them in opposite directions and just pull them apart now you can't even hold

01:28:46.140 him for like 120 days before trial. Crazy. Now you have to let him go, but there is some good news

01:28:51.640 coming from this thing of like DAs and judges letting people go. Someone created a database

01:28:59.300 that follows every judge and what their record is when it comes to repeat offenders going or

01:29:04.980 getting locked up. Can you read that please? Yeah. This guy, Johnny FSE, he wrote, I built

01:29:09.700 courtwatch.us, a free public database for American citizens who deserve safer communities.

01:29:14.280 You can track which judges released defendants who then got rearrested, skipped court, or violated their release conditions.

01:29:21.940 All public records, all free.

01:29:23.880 I started with Orange County, Florida, and will be expanding to all 67 Florida counties and eventually every state in the country.

01:29:29.520 The first batch of info is from 2024, and since public reports are released in March slash April for the previous year, data is behind.

01:29:38.000 But I want to see if this is plausible.

01:29:39.720 and yeah so I mean you'll definitely find who the standout judges are who are constantly

01:29:46.060 letting people in on that wheel of in out in it's like the it's like tracking baseball stats almost

01:29:54.180 yeah I got the George Gascon first relief yeah what's this Miami-Dade judges war or what's what's

01:30:01.400 his batting average yeah you'll find some stats I guess all right well don't get too down or too

01:30:05.620 depressed moving on to uplifting gold and we have uplifting stuff today a little bit of a bird theme

01:30:10.700 in the beginning of uplifting gold we have a bird heron versus a gator in florida i believe this is

01:30:16.900 a sandhill crane holy shit so the gator's kind of sneaking up holy shit that's a big guy

01:30:27.720 and look at the birds the bird is going right up to oh my god look at that

01:30:34.300 are you taking video yeah oh oh look oh my god oh my god that bird is backing him up

01:30:41.440 isn't that impressive yeah i didn't know sandhill cranes kind of did shit like that

01:30:51.800 well they get big and then the crocodile goes i don't know exactly what i'm looking at here

01:30:56.320 i don't want to test this other dinosaur type of guy i don't know this thing looks a lot bigger

01:31:01.360 than I thought initially.

01:31:02.640 I might just get out of here.

01:31:04.680 It's so funny that like half, not half,

01:31:06.820 but a lot of animal interactions

01:31:08.200 are like momentarily tricking someone,

01:31:10.960 making yourself look bigger than you are,

01:31:12.640 like a one second bluff.

01:31:15.060 Is that a caterpillar?

01:31:15.980 No, it might be a snake.

01:31:17.040 Oh my God, I'm fucking out of here.

01:31:18.920 Oh, that bug looks delicious.

01:31:20.660 No, that's just a leaf.

01:31:22.220 I'll get the fuck out, yeah.

01:31:24.400 That's basically what happens.

01:31:25.440 They're tricking each other for brief minutes.

01:31:27.320 Is that snake venomous?

01:31:28.420 I'm pretty sure that's the venomous coral snake, if I'm looking correctly.

01:31:32.460 That's got to be, I think that's that combo.

01:31:34.060 Yeah.

01:31:34.480 Red, black, white, or whatever.

01:31:35.860 Yeah, and then it's red, white, black, and you go, huh.

01:31:38.240 I could have eaten that piece of shit.

01:31:39.780 Better safe than sorry.

01:31:41.100 Yeah.

01:31:41.600 So that was the good heron clip.

01:31:44.380 We have a bad heron clip, too.

01:31:46.720 I actually like this.

01:31:47.620 This is a great blue heron.

01:31:48.820 Watch what he does.

01:31:50.600 It's bad.

01:31:53.440 Yeah.

01:31:54.600 I've done this dance before.

01:31:58.420 you just play it again from the front yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then when you dance like that

01:32:07.640 that's where it comes from in nature yeah you ever go to like a wedding or um whatever like a party

01:32:13.460 and you're trump trump does it comes from nature where does it come from it comes from nature first

01:32:18.740 trump that's the trump dance oh yeah yeah all right let's move on to our next clip we can skip

01:32:24.660 this one. Are you sure? Yeah. All right. We'll play it. Uh, it's some young streamers figuring

01:32:30.780 out that dinosaurs might not be real. What's playing? I just realized I'm in my head again.

01:32:35.720 Wow. How did, how do we know lying? I mean, not lying and shit, but, um, what's what

01:32:42.120 it's called? Dinosaurs became extinct. If we wasn't alive, when they became extinct,

01:32:49.160 how do we know that? You know what I mean? How do we even know they ever existed?

01:32:54.660 What if dinosaurs was never real?

01:32:56.820 They were just lying this whole time.

01:33:00.860 People, what I'm saying, though?

01:33:02.120 People, what I'm saying?

01:33:03.460 What if dinosaurs was never real this whole time and they were just lying to us?

01:33:07.180 We've never seen no real.

01:33:09.220 Dinosaur with our eyes.

01:33:10.620 Most of the people be looking like AR.

01:33:12.360 Most of the people be looking fake when they say, oh, a dinosaur.

01:33:15.300 They telling you.

01:33:16.220 This is like what you think.

01:33:18.300 You're close to these guys.

01:33:20.060 But you can broken clock.

01:33:22.000 You know, you can get there.

01:33:23.360 No.

01:33:24.260 But yeah, those kids, the chirping in the background, the smoke detector.

01:33:29.240 I saw another one where that guy who we've shown with the braces,

01:33:32.320 that cartoonish looking streamer, you remember him?

01:33:34.980 Who goes, what did I mean?

01:33:36.600 Remember that guy?

01:33:37.340 He didn't know where eggs came from.

01:33:38.660 I saw him on stream talking about he didn't know where eggs came from.

01:33:41.380 And the girl goes, other from chickens.

01:33:42.980 And he's like, what is you talking about?

01:33:46.680 And he's like, chat, eggs come from chickens. 1.00

01:33:49.600 Just like the most retarded. 1.00

01:33:50.740 I can't do it. 1.00

01:33:51.460 I can't do it, dude.

01:33:52.320 But there's a new theme developing where, like, the dumbest person out there is kind of like you're watching them, like. 1.00

01:33:59.800 Be retarded in the world. 0.98

01:34:01.220 You're watching a version of Idiocracy or something. 1.00

01:34:04.360 You're watching a pet.

01:34:06.280 And that's why.

01:34:06.840 Which is not a foreign concept to us.

01:34:08.340 Yeah.

01:34:08.900 I'm very deep in the pet game.

01:34:11.640 But that's why I like you guys so much, the show watchers.

01:34:14.800 Because most of you guys are nice people who have families.

01:34:19.200 You're fighter jet pilots.

01:34:20.760 You're regular pilots.

01:34:21.920 You work in tech like you're smart.

01:34:24.380 There's a lot of nice, smart people that watch the show. 1.00

01:34:27.740 It's not the same retard streamer audience that everyone else has. 1.00

01:34:31.100 Yeah. 1.00

01:34:31.960 Grateful for that.

01:34:32.780 Totally.

01:34:33.580 All right.

01:34:34.120 Next, this fish was choking on a rock but gets saved.

01:34:37.660 We can just fast forward it.

01:34:39.260 You see what's going on here.

01:34:41.340 The fish is choking.

01:34:42.520 He's struggling.

01:34:44.020 He's got the stupid eyes.

01:34:45.560 He ate a rock.

01:34:47.480 Oh, he ate a rock.

01:34:48.340 I was going to say choking means his mouth was obstructed, right?

01:34:53.500 So he can't eat anymore.

01:34:54.740 He just don't breathe with the gills, right?

01:34:56.440 He spits it out.

01:34:57.720 I guess you're right.

01:34:58.740 I don't know.

01:34:59.260 I don't really know what was at stake.

01:35:00.640 But they saved the fish.

01:35:01.320 Okay, cool.

01:35:02.440 Thanks.

01:35:03.060 All right, our last clip, our Pure Americana clip of the week.

01:35:06.640 A teen Chick-fil-A worker found $9,000 in the restroom at Chick-fil-A

01:35:11.760 and didn't keep it because that's not what Jesus would have done.

01:35:15.240 Jaden Cintron was hard at work at Chick-fil-A on Monday.

01:35:17.920 But on Good Friday, his character was tested and he passed with flying colors.

01:35:22.440 Kenston police say on Friday almost $10,000 in cash was left in the restaurant's men's restroom beside the toilet.

01:35:28.860 Cintron walked into the stall during his break like he always does and saw the cash.

01:35:32.540 Then I just picked it up and I brought it to Human Resources.

01:35:36.000 The money was inside two envelopes when he found it.

01:35:38.420 I asked him why he didn't just keep the money for himself.

01:35:40.980 But that's not what Jesus would have done. That's not what God would have wanted.

01:35:43.960 Cintron said his faith guides his thought process.

01:35:46.280 money is that's very nice yeah and then he did some mental calculations and he was like well

01:35:51.240 if i could get the news crew here then the gofundme hits i could make 20k i'm just kidding

01:35:57.120 that's a good kid nice nice work there that's a good kid nice work and on good friday so you're

01:36:02.260 being tested at that point very true and if you did that and you took the 9k you'd probably lose

01:36:07.460 like 100k later on something else because you're willing to do that and then that willingness to

01:36:13.260 do that will put you in a situation where you can get scammed or lose it all or whatever okay

01:36:19.020 something like that whatever it's all connected you know it's not that we do have some shout

01:36:23.020 outs we have a happy birthday to robert aka tony balone on april 15th he's a bonus lander and him

01:36:29.700 and his wife carrie love the show happy birthday robert happy birthday tony baloney tony balone

01:36:35.300 Tax day birthday.

01:36:36.560 That's a shame.

01:36:38.000 That's a shame.

01:36:40.060 Happy birthday to Brandon W. on April 14th.

01:36:43.640 He turns 40, and that happy birthday is from Carolyn.

01:36:47.080 And thank you guys for watching, you too.

01:36:49.480 And then, Brandon, thank you for your service as well.

01:36:52.200 Thank you for your service.

01:36:53.380 Happy birthday, Brandon.

01:36:54.180 Happy birthday.

01:36:54.720 Happy 40th birthday.

01:36:56.160 All right, happy birthday to Armando G.

01:36:58.320 He's a bonus lander, and he loves the show.

01:37:00.260 And him and his wife, Millie, watch every episode.

01:37:03.540 And they watch all the way through.

01:37:04.920 So Armando, thank you.

01:37:06.260 And I don't know if I think Armando might be an immigrant.

01:37:08.960 Armando sounds Hispanic. 1.00

01:37:11.560 But a good one. 0.96

01:37:13.460 You're with us, Armando.

01:37:14.740 You're on our side.

01:37:15.800 You're with us.

01:37:16.680 We like you, Armando. 1.00

01:37:17.760 Don't let them tell you we don't like anyone, any immigrant.

01:37:21.620 We like you.

01:37:22.780 Happy birthday to Mike, the welder, on April 15th.

01:37:26.100 Zach showed him the show, his friend Zach, and he's been watching ever since.

01:37:30.640 And then Zach has been watching since episode one.

01:37:33.000 Awesome.

01:37:33.780 That's very good.

01:37:34.640 Happy birthday to Mike and Zach.

01:37:36.580 Shout out to Zach as well.

01:37:37.580 Thank you.

01:37:38.540 Zach sent it to the group chat.

01:37:40.460 Mike started watching and now he watches every episode.

01:37:43.340 That's how it works.

01:37:44.040 That's a strong name, Zach.

01:37:45.800 That's biblical.

01:37:46.680 That's really strong.

01:37:48.040 That's the end of the episode.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 14, 2026

INVASION： HOARDS OF AFRICANS WERE JUST DUMPED ON SPAIN

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