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00:00:16.020 Welcome back to Flocka Socks, the podcast.

00:00:17.800 Episode 170.

00:00:20.040 Today on the show is a new deadly virus on its way just in time for the 2024 election.

00:00:26.140 We're going to tell you about it.

00:00:27.500 Then in Cringe of the Week, we have a new trans punk band that is singing about black crime.

00:00:33.800 Very intersectional.

00:00:35.160 Then in Urban Decay, we have a Crimes in Broad Daylight section, followed by a The People

00:00:40.340 Are Fighting Back Because We've Had Enough section.

00:00:43.340 And last but not least, this college graduation got ruined because the emcee, I assume, has

00:00:49.560 never read a person's name before.

00:00:52.060 All this and more.

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00:00:54.600 Episode 170, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:01:01.600 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:01:05.080 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:07.280 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right

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00:03:50.720 We have a huge show today.

00:03:52.440 Very strong script.

00:03:54.160 Very strong housekeeping.

00:03:55.480 Like a double urban.

00:03:57.060 Some uplifting stuff.

00:03:58.380 Cringe is good.

00:03:59.240 It's one of our favorite shows we've ever put together.

00:04:01.680 Urban is my favorite section.

00:04:03.000 Yeah.

00:04:03.340 So let's get right into it.

00:04:05.140 Over the last few days, we've had Aurora Borealis.

00:04:09.200 Yeah.

00:04:09.560 Close enough.

00:04:10.180 Close enough.

00:04:11.440 Is that what it is?

00:04:12.200 Yeah.

00:04:12.540 The Northern Lights, as it's called, for people who can't pronounce Aurora Borealis.

00:04:16.180 Not me.

00:04:16.860 Can't relate.

00:04:17.820 So here we have it in Maine and all over.

00:04:20.540 There's videos.

00:04:21.400 The sky looks so nice.

00:04:24.000 Here's a shot from Roku City, it looks like it says.

00:04:27.320 Roku City.

00:04:28.380 Very cool.

00:04:29.780 Here's a horse from our friends over at the Blues Brothers Ranch.

00:04:34.500 Very cool.

00:04:35.660 Blues Brothers Ranch.

00:04:36.920 Is that what it is?

00:04:37.820 No.

00:04:37.940 Rebel Ranch.

00:04:38.560 Rebel Ranch.

00:04:39.060 Rebel Ranch.

00:04:39.520 Rebel Ranch.

00:04:39.640 But yeah, either way, very nice looking skies.

00:04:42.580 Never seen anything like it.

00:04:44.040 It's very cool stuff.

00:04:44.940 Came far south.

00:04:46.340 South is Florida, South Carolina, everything like that.

00:04:49.160 So pretty unprecedented shit.

00:04:51.020 Very unprecedented.

00:04:52.200 Very beautiful.

00:04:53.480 Maybe a sign of the end times.

00:04:55.220 Okay.

00:04:55.660 I was wondering when the spiral was coming because I thought-

00:04:58.360 It could be a negative.

00:04:59.340 Okay.

00:04:59.580 Yeah.

00:04:59.840 It can definitely be negative, but we're not going to go there.

00:05:02.640 A couple days ago, Trump had a big rally in Wildwood, New Jersey.

00:05:06.780 Yep.

00:05:07.000 He said 80,000 people showed up.

00:05:08.900 Yeah.

00:05:09.680 Wow.

00:05:10.040 Which is the size of a city.

00:05:11.640 That's huge.

00:05:12.520 Look at that.

00:05:12.960 Tons of people love to see it.

00:05:15.560 You know, good.

00:05:17.460 But let's also do some rallies in some swing states.

00:05:19.980 Yeah.

00:05:20.740 Please.

00:05:21.340 New Jersey.

00:05:21.780 Please.

00:05:22.500 New Jersey, New York, Connecticut.

00:05:24.860 Maybe we just let those ones go.

00:05:26.860 But I mean, as a leading indicator, that's amazing.

00:05:29.400 If it's a blue state like New Jersey, you know, the support is everywhere.

00:05:33.520 And so, I mean, it's a good sign.

00:05:34.640 Joe Biden couldn't, obviously couldn't get anybody.

00:05:36.700 Like media, they skip it these days.

00:05:38.900 You know how it's like one-to-one ratio of media to like actual supporters?

00:05:42.920 Media goes, eh, you know, I'll get it.

00:05:45.240 I'll see the blunder on Twitter.

00:05:47.060 Yeah.

00:05:47.340 They basically only need one representative there.

00:05:49.320 Truly no one shows up.

00:05:50.860 There was a debate, joke, tweet about like the upcoming debates that would potentially be between Joe Biden, Trump, and RFK.

00:05:57.800 This guy said, I'm actually excited to see a debate between a brain worm, a reanimated corpse, and Warp Speed Snooki.

00:06:03.820 It's pretty funny.

00:06:04.800 Yeah.

00:06:05.180 Decent.

00:06:05.980 You know.

00:06:06.340 Is he saying Warp Speed like Operation Warp Speed or?

00:06:09.640 Just Snooki on steroids.

00:06:11.460 I don't know.

00:06:12.200 I think Snooki on steroids.

00:06:13.720 Okay.

00:06:13.960 Most comedians don't know the, they don't get in the weeds about what's going on.

00:06:17.920 They don't know the actual names of the operations.

00:06:20.200 Yeah.

00:06:20.460 Even though it was our least favorite operation that ever basically existed.

00:06:24.000 Yeah.

00:06:24.300 We do know that.

00:06:25.100 So, obviously, huge turnout for Trump.

00:06:28.480 Things are looking good coming into 2024 election, which is just a few months away, even though it doesn't feel like it.

00:06:34.540 Yeah.

00:06:34.760 A new poll just came out, too, with Trump ahead in a bunch of swing states by a lot.

00:06:39.660 So, Democrat panic button, I think, you know, we've probably said that before, but the polls do reflect the, what you see on the streets, right?

00:06:47.300 Exactly.

00:06:47.700 Which is why, if the Democrats want to win, besides having illegals vote for Joe Biden, they're going to need some sort of black swan event.

00:06:55.400 Yeah.

00:06:55.780 The last one was, like, George Floyd combined with COVID.

00:06:59.220 That was two black swans together.

00:07:01.220 You never, you very rarely see two black swans.

00:07:03.320 And they just said, yep, it's an election year.

00:07:05.240 What do you expect?

00:07:06.160 They nuked it twice.

00:07:07.140 Two of them, yeah.

00:07:08.260 Press two buttons.

00:07:09.580 So, yeah, that was one.

00:07:11.260 And if there is going to be some sort of virus that comes back, it could be this one.

00:07:16.080 FDA says it's preparing for a bird flu pandemic in people that could kill one in four Americans.

00:07:22.060 Yeah.

00:07:22.760 One in four.

00:07:23.640 That's 25%.

00:07:24.720 That's a lot.

00:07:25.780 And if you guys remember, like, 50 episodes ago, I actually had this exact prediction where they're going to bring a virus that's more dangerous and blame MAGA.

00:07:34.920 Here's the callback clip.

00:07:36.800 Disease X.

00:07:38.300 WEF kind of alluding at a new thing.

00:07:40.460 Yeah.

00:07:41.080 Breaking the World Economic Forum will be discussing Disease X on January 17th as part of their annual meeting in Davos with fresh warnings from the World Health Organization that an unknown Disease X could result in 20 times more fatalities than the coronavirus pandemic.

00:07:55.320 I do think there is a timeline where there is a real virus released, and it is actually more dangerous and deadly, and then everyone goes, we're not doing this again.

00:08:05.900 I'm ignoring all these whatever, and then everyone actually dies, and then they blame all the MAGA people.

00:08:10.880 Unfortunately, there's no way to know, so you're just either going to die or not, so good luck.

00:08:15.900 It's something to think about.

00:08:17.160 Yeah.

00:08:17.540 You know?

00:08:18.000 Something to think about.

00:08:19.080 But, you know, I always say this.

00:08:21.480 Imagine our opponents are three moves ahead of us because they are.

00:08:25.400 Yeah.

00:08:25.940 So they know what they're going to do.

00:08:28.100 They know what we're going to do in reaction to that, and then they know what they're going to do in reaction to that.

00:08:33.620 Yeah.

00:08:33.940 It's easy.

00:08:34.440 It's like a dog who takes the toy away when he wants the other toy, so the other dog gets jealous, and then it frees up the toy that the original dog actually wanted.

00:08:44.260 Exactly.

00:08:44.560 It's just one step, Steph.

00:08:45.980 It's not even that hard.

00:08:46.900 And we're the dogs with the one-track mind, the stupid dog.

00:08:50.220 Yeah.

00:08:50.660 With the belly up.

00:08:51.640 Unfortunately.

00:08:52.340 And I wish our Republican leaders could possibly think two steps ahead.

00:08:56.280 That would be great for us.

00:08:57.520 But a lot of them are in on it.

00:08:58.980 But Lindsey Graham's busy on TV threatening to nuke Gaza or something.

00:09:02.600 Yeah.

00:09:03.180 We'll get to that.

00:09:04.320 All right.

00:09:04.720 Let's get to our next story.

00:09:06.000 The IRS is targeting certain individuals.

00:09:09.480 Yeah.

00:09:09.720 It says, breaking the IRS will now target individuals who threaten the U.S. government's ability to govern, a vague new criterion for criminal investigations.

00:09:18.480 This includes protesters of foreign relations under the guise of national security, according to its updated operating manual.

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00:09:38.000 Hashtag make a play.

00:09:40.720 Hmm.

00:09:41.660 So, it's not us.

00:09:44.000 No, I don't think so.

00:09:45.280 It's not us.

00:09:46.420 This isn't, like, us?

00:09:48.040 No.

00:09:48.620 We're mostly kidding.

00:09:49.840 Come on.

00:09:50.380 This whole show is satire.

00:09:51.940 It's a satire show.

00:09:53.580 My co-host is named Richard Ratboy.

00:09:55.700 I overpay on my taxes.

00:09:57.940 Yeah.

00:09:58.380 I give you a little extra.

00:09:59.440 You spend it on yourselves.

00:10:00.480 This isn't a real thing.

00:10:02.080 We're in a closet room.

00:10:03.500 Yeah, please.

00:10:04.420 This is nothing.

00:10:04.940 Don't target us.

00:10:06.180 No need to waste any time or resources on us.

00:10:10.180 Yeah.

00:10:10.520 And did you see the thing about the IRS who most new audits, like, the biggest increase

00:10:15.800 in audits was people earning about 200K?

00:10:18.120 So, pure middle class.

00:10:20.120 Yeah.

00:10:20.700 Great.

00:10:21.060 So, thanks, Joe.

00:10:22.480 Thanks, Joe.

00:10:23.100 You promised us this wouldn't happen.

00:10:24.780 Yeah.

00:10:25.340 I could have sworn they were like, if you make under 400K, nothing's going to change.

00:10:29.340 Yeah.

00:10:29.600 Joe, you promised, forgot, promised again, forgot again.

00:10:33.840 And then we'll be promised something new with zero remembering anything else you promised.

00:10:39.360 And then he's going to get on a microphone and get that Alzheimer's mad that we talked

00:10:42.760 about and go, I never said that.

00:10:44.560 So, that's fun living here, right?

00:10:47.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:48.480 Well, let's move on.

00:10:49.360 New York City made a new portal with Ireland.

00:10:52.440 Yeah.

00:10:52.860 Big news.

00:10:53.500 So, there's a portal on either side in, like, Dublin and in New York.

00:10:56.400 And you can see into it as if you're there.

00:10:58.940 And it immediately got trolled with 9-11 stuff.

00:11:01.920 Yeah.

00:11:02.260 Here it goes in the background.

00:11:05.340 R.I.P.

00:11:05.880 Pop Smoke.

00:11:07.120 R.I.P.

00:11:07.600 Pop Smoke.

00:11:08.280 R.I.P.

00:11:08.480 New York rapper.

00:11:09.480 And then he comes back.

00:11:11.680 And then 9-11.

00:11:12.720 9-11.

00:11:13.340 Classic.

00:11:14.360 That's good shit, though.

00:11:15.500 I kind of like that, you know?

00:11:16.640 Yeah, and I think it's actually kind of nice because everyone in Ireland will be able to

00:11:21.420 peer in and see how bad third-world migrants are in New York.

00:11:25.140 And then everyone in New York can peer into the portal and see how bad third-world migrants

00:11:29.480 are in Ireland.

00:11:30.660 Maybe the third-world migrants will just talk to each other and then occupy each other.

00:11:35.040 I don't know.

00:11:35.760 Yeah, we're not so different after all.

00:11:37.740 Exactly.

00:11:38.040 Us in Ireland.

00:11:38.460 We're both being flooded.

00:11:40.260 Exactly.

00:11:40.960 Well, speaking of 9-11 and third-worlders invading the West, Israel is up to something.

00:11:46.740 Yeah.

00:11:47.140 Or at least it seems like it.

00:11:49.320 Benjamin Netanyahu gave a speech where he basically said that America and the Allies

00:11:55.200 did nothing to help the Jews in the Holocaust.

00:11:57.960 80 years ago, in the Holocaust, the Jewish people were totally defenseless against those

00:12:07.300 who sought our destruction.

00:12:09.800 No nation came to our aid.

00:12:13.500 Today, we again confront enemies bent on our destruction.

00:12:18.740 Nobody came to their aid.

00:12:20.980 Tell that to Easy Company.

00:12:22.560 Yeah, well, tell that to major Dick Winters and the boys of Easy Company because they stormed

00:12:29.400 it.

00:12:29.900 And you know what?

00:12:30.700 If you're getting this wrong about the Holocaust, what else did you get wrong about the Holocaust?

00:12:35.240 Maybe the stats.

00:12:37.200 Maybe some numbers are off if you didn't get that right.

00:12:41.220 You're sick.

00:12:42.020 Hey, you know, Auschwitz famously liberated by Jewish forces who just marched in.

00:12:47.660 They broke themselves out.

00:12:48.060 Yeah, they marched in from somewhere.

00:12:49.580 I don't know.

00:12:50.360 So, very disrespectful.

00:12:51.560 Disrespectful.

00:12:52.220 Very disrespectful.

00:12:53.560 And what is that?

00:12:54.060 A chip on your shoulder type shit?

00:12:55.540 You just kind of like make stuff up?

00:12:57.480 I don't know.

00:12:58.040 And they're doing this attitude.

00:12:59.520 No, that's like the, I used to walk uphill both ways in the snow.

00:13:03.300 You know, that's the old grandpa shit.

00:13:04.920 Real boomer shit.

00:13:05.380 That's what I'm saying.

00:13:06.380 And they're doing this thing now where it's all us against the world.

00:13:10.460 Nobody came to help us.

00:13:11.880 And it's almost like they're justifying what they're about to do because their back's against

00:13:15.960 the wall again.

00:13:17.000 I agree.

00:13:17.520 Which scares me because then I saw this at Israel.

00:13:20.980 The country of Israel tweeted.

00:13:23.020 The verified Twitter account said, we will dance again.

00:13:25.900 We will dance again.

00:13:27.280 Dancing Israelis.

00:13:28.380 They're going to nuke somebody.

00:13:29.600 I don't know.

00:13:30.240 Something bad's there.

00:13:31.120 You're right that they're teeing up for something bad.

00:13:33.500 Yeah.

00:13:33.880 Something bad's going to happen.

00:13:35.740 They're really setting it up.

00:13:37.180 And if you don't know what dancing Israelis is referring to, join bonus land.

00:13:41.600 We'll tell you in an hour and 15 minutes.

00:13:45.060 All right.

00:13:45.900 Let's get something a little uplifting going in housekeeping because we've kind of gone on

00:13:49.500 like the nuclear war, new pandemic track.

00:13:51.560 That's kind of depressing.

00:13:52.520 The Aurora Borealis was beautiful.

00:13:54.380 Yeah, that's true.

00:13:55.380 All right.

00:13:55.740 Go ahead.

00:13:56.400 But that could be because of aliens and chemicals and they're going to microwave us or something.

00:14:00.000 All right.

00:14:00.120 All right.

00:14:00.400 All right.

00:14:00.720 So don't go too far over your skis.

00:14:03.060 We've been playing a lot of golf lately.

00:14:04.920 Yeah.

00:14:05.280 Not golfing.

00:14:06.220 We've been playing golf.

00:14:07.380 That's the correct way to say it.

00:14:08.580 Let's act like we've been there before.

00:14:10.140 Yep.

00:14:10.580 And I almost got the yips while putting.

00:14:14.040 I almost got the yips.

00:14:15.940 There's a couple short putts I missed.

00:14:17.840 And then a couple of times I was like lining up and then I kind of just like had to take

00:14:22.560 a step back because I didn't even know where I was looking or aiming.

00:14:25.540 And I was like, what was I about to do?

00:14:28.020 Yes.

00:14:28.460 When I hit that putt.

00:14:29.800 Um, and it was kind of like what happens in the zombie movies when like the person's

00:14:33.900 all pale and sweaty and it's like, I'm not feeling, I'm not feeling too good.

00:14:37.880 Which way does his putt break?

00:14:39.400 He starts getting sweaty.

00:14:40.760 Ah, he looks a little yellow.

00:14:42.700 I can't even see the line.

00:14:44.520 That's literally what happens.

00:14:45.940 Are you sure you're okay, man?

00:14:47.380 Yeah.

00:14:47.760 So you know how the algorithm's always listening?

00:14:50.280 Yeah.

00:14:50.920 Um, and then it's like, if you say, oh, I've got to get some cat food, you'll get ads

00:14:53.960 for cat food.

00:14:54.760 Yeah.

00:14:54.940 I bet one of the best converting to sales algorithm thing there is, is people with the

00:15:01.760 yips in golf.

00:15:02.700 Yeah.

00:15:03.280 Like once the computer hears like, man, I can't make a putt.

00:15:06.120 I can't even make an eight footer.

00:15:07.380 What am I doing?

00:15:08.240 So I almost got the yips and I started getting these ads.

00:15:11.400 I got an ad here of a putter that you face the hole and you putt like this, which is

00:15:17.080 just idiotic.

00:15:18.800 Side saddle putting.

00:15:20.060 It's the stupidest shit I've ever seen.

00:15:22.140 So you got the yips.

00:15:22.920 Maybe you need this.

00:15:23.920 And he barely made that in.

00:15:25.040 That wasn't even center cup.

00:15:26.460 And, and then this other one, Reaper golf, which I guess we're getting a free plug, but

00:15:30.780 uh, well, we think your putter's stupid.

00:15:33.360 Yeah.

00:15:33.640 A backwards putter like this.

00:15:35.040 Like, do you suck at golf and have the yips?

00:15:37.000 Maybe you need a stupid backwards putter.

00:15:38.980 Yeah.

00:15:39.280 Go ahead.

00:15:39.840 It can't be worse than already your fucking yips right now because you are trash.

00:15:45.900 So they, they, they kind of prey on middle-aged men, Norwood three balding pattern.

00:15:51.340 They go, I can't really get the, I can't get the ball to go in.

00:15:54.640 And they go, come here, $450.

00:15:56.800 We got you.

00:15:57.700 Come on.

00:15:58.220 We'll take care of you.

00:15:58.840 You might need to throw those irons away too.

00:16:00.640 Yeah.

00:16:01.760 Your short game sucks too.

00:16:03.660 Yeah.

00:16:04.260 So yeah, I was just thinking about that.

00:16:06.360 Like the ad conversions for people with the yips in golf is probably the best conversions

00:16:11.500 out there.

00:16:12.220 It's mostly middle-aged disposable income people.

00:16:15.180 Yeah.

00:16:15.400 So it's like, it's actually great.

00:16:16.720 You already have enough money to golf and you suck.

00:16:20.020 Yeah.

00:16:20.700 Maybe it's the clubs.

00:16:21.920 We're probably in the wrong business.

00:16:23.060 We could invent a stupid putter and, and prey on people.

00:16:26.180 You just need one.

00:16:26.980 That's a great point.

00:16:27.820 And I actually do have a clip from golf.

00:16:29.840 A rap boy hit a shot and then the bird started going crazy.

00:16:33.600 I don't know if he was near their nest.

00:16:34.940 There was like another bird they were trying to kill.

00:16:36.960 But check this out.

00:16:42.900 This is spooky shit, man.

00:16:44.140 I don't think you should hit it.

00:16:48.960 I'm in the woods.

00:16:51.000 The birds are there.

00:16:53.100 Freaking out.

00:16:53.800 Fleckis is filming, trying to hit his lines.

00:16:58.060 They were circling and going crazy because he hit into the woods.

00:17:02.540 I don't know, man.

00:17:04.900 Shut the fuck up.

00:17:08.320 Shut the fuck up.

00:17:09.300 Hold on.

00:17:09.740 We're already here.

00:17:10.520 Let's see my out.

00:17:12.220 Yeah, it sucked.

00:17:13.140 Decent out.

00:17:14.160 It went two feet.

00:17:15.900 All right.

00:17:16.420 Well.

00:17:17.360 No, that's a good out.

00:17:18.260 I was in the fucking deep shit.

00:17:20.140 Fleckis is like filming.

00:17:21.700 Fleckis is, I need a sidebar here.

00:17:23.800 Real fucking yapper on the golf course.

00:17:26.200 I'm up at my ball.

00:17:27.180 I'm like, okay, what is this?

00:17:28.360 160.

00:17:29.040 Okay.

00:17:29.420 I'm probably a seven iron.

00:17:32.080 Where's the pin?

00:17:32.900 Where are the things?

00:17:33.720 He's like, oh, did you see my drive?

00:17:35.060 Oh, my drive.

00:17:35.940 I was doing this.

00:17:36.720 It rolled up.

00:17:37.500 That probably went 320.

00:17:38.560 Shut up.

00:17:39.820 Shut up.

00:17:40.480 And then he films me on the golf course.

00:17:43.040 He's doing a bird bit.

00:17:44.360 I'm like trying to get out of the woods.

00:17:46.520 Yeah.

00:17:46.700 So as Richard said, I had some massive drives yesterday.

00:17:50.900 And there's a couple I carried like 315 carry.

00:17:54.200 Like my ball mark is next to the ball.

00:17:55.960 And I'm a yard short of the hole.

00:17:59.200 And the hole's 315.

00:18:02.060 You know what?

00:18:02.900 So do the math on that.

00:18:04.180 And I'm not.

00:18:05.100 He had some great drives.

00:18:06.660 And I'm not going to tell him what happened on the tee box at 12.

00:18:09.720 I'm not even going to mention it.

00:18:10.900 I have this thing where the people are on the green.

00:18:15.280 And it's a par 4.

00:18:16.620 And I don't even tee off until they're off the green.

00:18:19.100 Because I want to hit the shot I want to hit.

00:18:21.380 And if I do, I'm driving the green.

00:18:23.880 Very smart.

00:18:24.660 It's a problem that not everyone has.

00:18:26.440 Yeah.

00:18:27.000 Exactly.

00:18:27.640 All right.

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00:18:46.200 Migrant section.

00:18:47.480 We have an update from our migrant section.

00:18:50.220 Mayor Eric Adams.

00:18:52.260 Does he say what he does?

00:18:53.560 Or do we have to preface it?

00:18:55.240 He's going to Rome, basically.

00:18:57.040 And here's his justification for why the mayor of New York has to go to Rome.

00:19:01.100 The mayor of a metropolitan city.

00:19:02.880 You know, police force.

00:19:04.100 Streets.

00:19:04.900 Sanitation.

00:19:05.520 Stuff like that.

00:19:06.260 He's got to go to Italy.

00:19:07.160 He's got to go to Rome.

00:19:07.900 First of all, the most important thing.

00:19:10.660 Let's go next.

00:19:12.000 Let's win it.

00:19:13.040 Headed to Italy.

00:19:15.600 Part of an overall finding our common grounds.

00:19:18.940 How we deal with migrants and asylum seekers.

00:19:21.620 How we deal with affordable housing.

00:19:23.820 Our economy.

00:19:25.480 Sustainability.

00:19:26.340 Just some important issues.

00:19:28.020 And the most significant moment for me is the opportunity to meet our Holy Father, the Pope.

00:19:34.120 It's holiness.

00:19:36.100 And this is the start of a journey.

00:19:38.900 Yeah.

00:19:39.320 So he needs advice on how to house and support all these illegals from third world countries.

00:19:44.540 And it's like a tough thing to figure it out.

00:19:46.120 Yeah.

00:19:46.520 Because you don't.

00:19:47.580 Yeah.

00:19:47.860 It's not possible.

00:19:48.860 That's why it's so confusing and you need to get advice.

00:19:51.280 No one's going to tell you the right advice.

00:19:52.580 The right advice is don't bring them in in the first place.

00:19:54.820 Yeah.

00:19:55.080 Offer them no services or money.

00:19:57.480 Keep them out of your city.

00:19:58.620 And then everything will be clean and orderly and normal.

00:20:01.720 Yeah.

00:20:02.120 And then like, I don't want to go into history too much, but didn't Rome, wasn't part of Rome's downfall, the unfettered immigration?

00:20:10.240 Yeah.

00:20:10.440 The barbarian hordes.

00:20:11.780 I believe the barbarian hordes had something to do with it.

00:20:14.500 Maybe we don't need to ask Rome any advice.

00:20:16.840 Yeah.

00:20:17.180 I can't figure out how to make this work.

00:20:18.860 It's because it's meant to not work.

00:20:20.780 It's meant to collapse the system and then have you rely more on the federal government.

00:20:24.920 And this is a thing that a lot of mayors do.

00:20:27.860 They go somewhere exotic or something.

00:20:30.020 It's like they disguise it as a fact-finding mission or something to learn from.

00:20:34.560 And it's like, dude, just say you want to go to Rome, man.

00:20:37.160 A free taxpayer-funded trip to Rome.

00:20:39.300 That sounds great.

00:20:40.480 Just say it.

00:20:41.220 We'd all appreciate it a little bit more.

00:20:42.960 It's like next week, Eric Adams is like, we're headed to Monaco for the Formula One race.

00:20:47.840 And you know what?

00:20:48.800 We have to do it on a yacht, a super yacht.

00:20:51.880 I'm looking forward to the opportunity to speak with individuals at the Four Seasons Hotel.

00:20:56.420 Yeah.

00:20:56.740 We need to know what five-star service really looks like to implement that type of shit in New York.

00:21:03.100 So, I mean, it's just a vacation, man.

00:21:05.460 You're the mayor of a city, right?

00:21:07.440 Exactly.

00:21:07.940 Well, maybe we should consult some Harvard students about the migrant crisis.

00:21:11.340 They seem to be smart people.

00:21:12.860 Let's see what they have to say about it.

00:21:14.060 Whoever the fuck wants to come here should be able to come here.

00:21:17.080 Why did we get to come here?

00:21:18.660 Why did my ancestors get to come here?

00:21:20.500 Like, this isn't our country.

00:21:22.600 This is Turtle Island and it belongs to indigenous people.

00:21:26.040 A lot of the people that are coming out of the country, we don't know who they are and they change their names once they cross the border.

00:21:30.280 Do you guys have any issues with that?

00:21:32.100 I mean, we don't know who's in this country.

00:21:34.400 Yeah.

00:21:34.920 Do you know how many shooters and serial killers and people in this country that are incredibly violent?

00:21:40.760 How many politicians are f***ing racist?

00:21:43.200 Yeah.

00:21:43.460 Who literally.

00:21:44.200 Yeah.

00:21:44.480 Smart.

00:21:45.500 So.

00:21:45.960 That's Harvard.

00:21:46.620 Yeah.

00:21:46.940 Harvard.

00:21:47.520 Whoever wants to come here can come here.

00:21:49.200 And then the interesting thing about this is we're already doing your plan.

00:21:53.500 That actually is Americans' immigration policy right there.

00:21:57.320 Yeah.

00:21:57.720 They have like this as if it's some new idea and like, oh, anyone who wants to come can come.

00:22:02.060 We don't care what your name is.

00:22:03.820 We have our own problems.

00:22:04.960 We're already doing that.

00:22:06.660 That's been happening for 24 months.

00:22:08.740 And how's that going?

00:22:10.060 Yeah.

00:22:10.220 Horribly.

00:22:11.200 Yeah.

00:22:11.660 Exactly.

00:22:12.240 Here we have a new graph of or a tweet about Chinese nationals.

00:22:15.880 Yeah.

00:22:16.120 450 Chinese nationals illegally crossed the United States border in 2021.

00:22:20.960 24,376 crossed in 2024, which we're in May right now.

00:22:28.720 So this is like that's the dream.

00:22:32.120 The free like what is that?

00:22:34.300 500 times?

00:22:35.540 I don't even know.

00:22:36.380 Yeah.

00:22:36.720 I can't even do that math.

00:22:37.600 Can't even do that math quickly.

00:22:38.900 Something going on.

00:22:39.900 Yeah.

00:22:40.440 There's definitely something going on.

00:22:41.940 So we're doing her plan.

00:22:43.540 Hopefully these are benevolent Chinese nationals.

00:22:46.720 I'm not sure China's ever had malicious intent against the U.S. or our trade secrets or like try to steal train designs or anything like that.

00:22:54.020 But hopefully the Chinese like us.

00:22:56.060 Yeah.

00:22:57.260 I doubt.

00:22:58.240 All right.

00:22:58.800 In our next clip, like we said, the West is being invaded.

00:23:01.980 This next clip comes from Canada.

00:23:03.400 But it's basically this similar sentiment that we have here in the United States.

00:23:06.480 People getting let in with third world values that don't really align with the West.

00:23:11.000 Let's see what this cab driver has to say to these young ladies.

00:23:13.340 Well, if you were born in Pakistan or reclaimed from Pakistan, you must have been kidnapped by me.

00:23:18.720 You've been kidnapped by you?

00:23:20.040 Of course.

00:23:21.000 Of course, there is no option to get you, right?

00:23:23.400 Okay.

00:23:24.160 You have your women over there, though.

00:23:26.200 Seriously?

00:23:27.100 So you're in Canada, so I cannot save you anything.

00:23:29.380 Okay.

00:23:29.780 I cannot touch you anything.

00:23:31.080 It is Canada.

00:23:31.860 Yeah.

00:23:32.140 Well, yeah, definitely you couldn't touch me.

00:23:34.000 There's laws for this shit here.

00:23:35.660 You know what I mean?

00:23:36.480 That's not that flattering.

00:23:37.480 That's kind of scary.

00:23:38.440 Trust me.

00:23:39.060 Because, like, there was no option.

00:23:42.080 Okay.

00:23:42.680 Well, you have a good night.

00:23:43.740 You too.

00:23:44.260 Yeah.

00:23:44.760 So he's speaking to you in broken English about how if this was Pakistan, he probably would have kidnapped you.

00:23:50.160 Yeah.

00:23:50.560 Or somebody else would have gotten you.

00:23:51.840 And he is Pakistani himself.

00:23:53.500 Yeah.

00:23:54.180 Wow.

00:23:55.060 So there were a couple of tweets replying to this video that were like, oh, he's just warning her, I think.

00:24:04.020 This was a miscommunication on both sides.

00:24:06.760 Thanks, Shahzad Khan.

00:24:08.800 Yeah.

00:24:09.220 I think you're running near interference for your Pakistani boy.

00:24:11.820 Yeah.

00:24:12.260 And then he probably just meant to say that she would have been kidnapped if she was in Pakistan, bro.

00:24:16.300 Does not look like he had malicious intent.

00:24:18.480 It's like, oh, okay.

00:24:19.640 Thank you, Arabic letters that I can't read.

00:24:22.960 So, you know, these aren't the people.

00:24:26.160 And then if the Harvard girl was here, you know, she'd say, yeah, bring in 10 of your buddies.

00:24:31.220 We'll see if the kidnapping laws still are on the books in 40 years in Sharia law, Canada.

00:24:35.520 And then those people do what they do.

00:24:38.000 And then it's like, no, no, I'm on your side.

00:24:39.300 I'm the one who brought you here.

00:24:40.320 And they don't even know what you're saying.

00:24:41.780 And they bludgeon you and kidnap you.

00:24:43.580 And they bludgeon you and kidnap you.

00:24:44.420 And then worse, unfortunately.

00:24:46.120 All right.

00:24:46.460 Last page of housekeeping.

00:24:48.620 This one is not schizo, but it's a lot to put together.

00:24:53.620 Okay.

00:24:54.040 So a lot of hard work went into this upcoming last page of housekeeping.

00:24:58.180 So obviously the protests have been continuing, the Palestine-Israel protests.

00:25:02.980 And then Richard Rappoy and I had a realization.

00:25:05.660 There's no new twinks.

00:25:07.460 There's zero new twinks on the horizon.

00:25:09.400 I haven't seen a free agent or even a, like, what do you call it?

00:25:12.700 A recruit pop up.

00:25:14.100 Yeah.

00:25:14.400 Nobody with potential.

00:25:15.560 Prospect.

00:25:16.060 Prospect.

00:25:16.900 Because everything's focused on the Israel-Palestine conflict.

00:25:20.380 Yeah.

00:25:20.680 But back in the day, Dylan Mulvaney, luggage twink, hairy Indian guy, monkey pox guy, big

00:25:25.620 titty woodshop teacher.

00:25:27.180 And they-

00:25:27.800 We took it all for granted.

00:25:28.760 We were in like a bull run.

00:25:29.840 I know.

00:25:30.220 And then you think maybe they're hiding the twinks now going into the election so that

00:25:35.080 they're going, oh, no, we don't even like twinks.

00:25:37.180 Yeah.

00:25:37.600 We're the Biden administration.

00:25:38.700 So I guess we're in the off season.

00:25:40.180 And then also I've noticed that, like, the Palestinian thing is, like, taking up every

00:25:45.040 woke person's time and energy and everything.

00:25:48.940 We're seeing a lot less gay TikToks talking about my pronouns are this or my- all the new

00:25:54.440 twink stuff I'm up to, you know?

00:25:55.940 Yeah.

00:25:56.340 So it's kind of a power vacuum.

00:25:57.740 Now they're just wasting their energy on this Palestinian thing.

00:26:00.860 Yeah.

00:26:01.200 It's very unfortunate.

00:26:02.500 But there was a clip from a protest from our friend Canna Bess on Instagram.

00:26:07.720 She covers events.

00:26:08.740 We've actually done a video with her in the past.

00:26:10.640 She's great.

00:26:12.200 She covered a protest.

00:26:14.020 And I want to kind of do a- not a play-by-play, but there's going to be a couple moments I want

00:26:17.100 to pause it and kind of pull the curtain back and show you who we're dealing with here.

00:26:22.020 Hi, I'm Bess Byers here with Reason.

00:26:23.720 And we are at the Antifa-Anti-Charlie Kirk protest.

00:26:30.520 Let me pause it real quick.

00:26:31.740 All right.

00:26:32.040 Let's take a look around here.

00:26:33.400 Okay.

00:26:34.580 Fat non-binary girl.

00:26:36.340 In the foreground, yeah.

00:26:37.460 In the foreground.

00:26:38.720 Garbage can shield LARPer.

00:26:42.000 Yeah.

00:26:42.340 In the middle.

00:26:44.220 Then there's some- yeah.

00:26:45.540 Keep it going.

00:26:46.440 Here's the fight.

00:26:47.440 Yep.

00:26:47.760 There's a punch from an American black guy.

00:26:49.120 The guy's a pussy.

00:26:50.100 The guy with the mask fighting is a pussy.

00:26:52.000 Mask, fogged up glasses, all black outfit, black waiter sneakers.

00:26:55.740 Like black busboy sneakers.

00:26:57.320 A little busboy.

00:26:58.300 Yeah.

00:26:58.880 So keep it going.

00:26:59.840 He's a pussy.

00:27:01.760 This guy actually de-escalates.

00:27:03.580 There's a man right there in the middle.

00:27:05.100 Yeah.

00:27:05.240 There's one guy.

00:27:06.560 And he has no mask on.

00:27:07.740 And he's not with the Antifa side.

00:27:09.340 Then we got another guy with the mask and the scarf over here.

00:27:11.800 Oh, yeah.

00:27:12.240 He's a pussy.

00:27:13.060 Then we got a guy behind him in the bike helmet.

00:27:15.300 He's a pussy.

00:27:16.080 Use this big guy in the foreground as a reference for this little pack of Antifa types.

00:27:20.880 I don't think there's anybody over 5'10 in that little group.

00:27:24.340 Like this guy is probably 6'2".

00:27:25.820 Yeah.

00:27:26.300 6'2", 220.

00:27:27.600 Uh-huh.

00:27:28.200 And then everyone else is a little boy.

00:27:30.140 Yeah.

00:27:30.640 A little boy trying to fight and LARP and pretend to be standing up for righteousness.

00:27:35.680 I guess trying to get laid maybe.

00:27:37.160 Yeah.

00:27:37.440 And a couple ladies in there who won't suck him.

00:27:39.280 A couple ladies, a couple non-binaries, a skinny fat guy with skinny arms.

00:27:43.680 Uh-huh.

00:27:44.400 And that's who we're dealing with.

00:27:45.280 Like that's who thinks it should be in control of the whole country.

00:27:48.040 And that's who thinks it's going to overthrow with the revolution.

00:27:50.420 Yeah.

00:27:50.840 These pussies.

00:27:51.740 The baseball team is just at baseball practice.

00:27:54.400 They're not involved, you know?

00:27:55.700 Like they're not involved, right?

00:27:57.300 So it's just the leftovers and the miscreants and the little losers.

00:28:01.840 All right.

00:28:02.000 But then the news blows them up, right?

00:28:03.580 The news goes, 40 protesters.

00:28:05.340 And it's like, that's all the misfits.

00:28:06.920 And then they show the close-up shot of like just the chaos.

00:28:09.460 They go, oh, they're fighting.

00:28:10.340 Something's going on.

00:28:11.900 There's nothing going on.

00:28:12.940 Yeah.

00:28:13.320 There's a bunch of kids LARPing.

00:28:14.620 They can't move the needle, guys, if we don't let them.

00:28:16.380 One real man in the middle delegates.

00:28:19.180 Yeah.

00:28:19.640 Breaks it up and it's over.

00:28:20.980 And like that's who doesn't get fought with.

00:28:22.580 Yeah.

00:28:22.800 So it's just kind of a friendly reminder.

00:28:24.400 Keep that in mind.

00:28:25.100 Especially if you're part of White Boy Summer.

00:28:27.160 Mm.

00:28:27.320 You're the – that's what we should be doing.

00:28:30.000 If we can't focus on the protests because that's just like pussy college kids who are complaining and think they're standing up for the oppressed, it's White Boy Summer.

00:28:38.780 Well, unfortunately, this is all about to end, right?

00:28:41.120 College campuses are going to be on break.

00:28:42.820 They're going to be like, whoo-hoo.

00:28:44.080 We sweated that out, right?

00:28:45.440 Like everybody's graduating, so it's kind of over.

00:28:48.060 Exactly.

00:28:48.380 So part of White Boy Summer, there was like a meme going around about White Boy Summer's here and it was someone with Zin's protein shake and coffee.

00:28:57.440 And there was something that needs to be kind of talked about.

00:29:01.600 The protein shake is actually filled with microplastics.

00:29:04.840 And we've spoken about this on the show before where like unless you're eating grass-fed steak, it's probably not healthy or secretly bad for you or not as good for you as you think.

00:29:14.480 And those protein shakes, Fair Life, those are actually ones I think we've promoted before saying it tastes like a milkshake.

00:29:20.800 Yeah.

00:29:21.300 It's actually full of microplastics.

00:29:23.340 Yeah.

00:29:23.620 Sucks.

00:29:24.320 It's one of the highest, higher than Slim Fast, 20,000 total phthalates per serving in nanograms.

00:29:32.140 I don't know what that – some of those words mean.

00:29:35.440 But it's at the top of the list by a lot.

00:29:37.500 A lot of microplastics.

00:29:38.900 And even if you think you're eating like organic and good, like Annie's mac and cheese is organic, like a lot of the crunchy moms get that for their kids, it's full of microplastics worse than Chef Boyardee.

00:29:49.920 How much worse?

00:29:50.500 Like three times worse than Chef Boyardee?

00:29:52.180 Four times at least, yeah.

00:29:54.420 What's going on here?

00:29:55.360 And so this was from a consumer report, a big thing that printed, and I guess it surprised a lot of people.

00:30:03.260 That's kind of one of the things.

00:30:04.300 Because some of the packaged goods that are targeted and labeled as like healthy or whatever, it's just a marketing thing at the end of the day.

00:30:11.560 Yeah.

00:30:12.020 And the ingredients are shit and like a ton of protein powders and different – protein shakes and protein bars are really just like glorified candy and like fuck you up.

00:30:21.940 I believe the term is like greenwashing where they put stuff on the label that makes it sound good.

00:30:26.860 But then it's just like, oh, natural ingredients.

00:30:29.280 And it's just like natural in that it exists.

00:30:31.820 Yeah.

00:30:33.380 Natural scientists made it in a natural lab.

00:30:37.080 Exactly.

00:30:37.520 And then there is some upside, sweet greens.

00:30:41.740 They just came out and said – there's a headline that said sweet green to cook exclusively using extra virgin olive oil.

00:30:47.820 Yeah.

00:30:48.540 And we've told you that before.

00:30:49.960 If you're a restaurant, say no seed oils and your stock price will go up.

00:30:54.300 Here's sweet green stock price.

00:30:55.740 As soon as they announced that, it basically straight lined up.

00:30:57.940 And that would make me bullish on sweet green for a long time because everyone who goes to work and goes to get lunch who wants to eat somewhat healthy will probably go eat that multiple times a week.

00:31:08.560 And it's going to be one of those companies that has like a line out the door every lunch hour.

00:31:12.260 For sure.

00:31:12.680 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:13.460 Yeah.

00:31:13.980 So I think that's what's going on.

00:31:15.800 Obviously, the bad guys are trying to toxify us and get us filled with plastics and heavy metals.

00:31:21.540 And then they zap us with EMFs and Wi-Fi.

00:31:24.460 Okay.

00:31:24.900 And the Wi-Fi talks to the worms in our body, talks to the parasites, gets them really active and going.

00:31:30.980 And it gets us all zapped, as you know.

00:31:34.800 And then there was something that happened with electric cars.

00:31:37.320 I think it was Tesla.

00:31:38.480 Yeah.

00:31:38.920 Where basically people are saying – you just kind of read it.

00:31:41.860 It's summing up better than me.

00:31:42.700 This is a tweet from some woman who said, wow, feeling depleted slash lost of vitality and you own an electric car?

00:31:49.580 Might want to invest in an NMEMF detector and a mold-detecting Petri dish like EC3.

00:31:56.640 Mold apparently proliferated 200 times faster in the excitatory presence of NMEMF.

00:32:04.320 You let me read this?

00:32:05.660 I don't know anything about this shit.

00:32:07.220 This is your section.

00:32:08.240 But the point is the EMFs, the Wi-Fi, it all talks to the parasites, the toxins, the mold, all the things that we get toxified with and it extrapolates.

00:32:19.200 It makes it bigger.

00:32:20.260 It makes it worse.

00:32:21.060 It makes it happen constantly.

00:32:22.660 And then what does that do?

00:32:23.780 It puts your body into a fight or flight mode, makes you stressed.

00:32:27.080 And guess what?

00:32:28.180 Stress is contagious.

00:32:30.200 There was a study done with rats.

00:32:32.420 You should know how to read this, Richard Ratboy.

00:32:34.720 No, dude.

00:32:35.780 I told you.

00:32:36.740 This is your section and now you're bringing the worms and the magnifying glass.

00:32:39.740 All right.

00:32:39.880 Let's read this.

00:32:40.580 So this is how stress is actually contagious.

00:32:42.660 It says stress is contagious.

00:32:44.040 Animals become stressed simply by being around other animals who are stressed, which triggers HPA axis, cortisol, increases activity in brain regions associated with emotion.

00:32:54.860 Be careful who you surround yourself with.

00:32:57.700 And then, yeah.

00:32:58.400 Carnivore Aurelia said, we're all sharing a vibe with everyone around us.

00:33:01.900 This is one of, if not the most important inputs to our health.

00:33:05.140 Yeah.

00:33:05.680 So if you're stressed, whether it's on purpose or by your environment or by what's in your body, you're going to spread that stress to others.

00:33:13.080 And if everyone's stressed and kind of scared in fight or flight, the bad guys can control us easier.

00:33:18.180 Yeah.

00:33:18.660 It's pretty easy.

00:33:19.700 Let's go over some of the big lessons here without the worm stuff.

00:33:22.620 Fair life.

00:33:23.480 Out.

00:33:24.400 Out.

00:33:25.480 Microplastics in your shit.

00:33:26.860 Out.

00:33:27.400 Grass-fed steak.

00:33:28.100 In.

00:33:28.500 In.

00:33:29.800 Sweet green.

00:33:31.060 In.

00:33:31.380 In.

00:33:32.400 Stress.

00:33:33.260 Did we already say that?

00:33:34.360 Out.

00:33:34.840 Sunlight.

00:33:35.400 In.

00:33:35.820 Electric vehicles.

00:33:37.560 Out.

00:33:38.080 Okay.

00:33:38.960 There you go.

00:33:39.580 Mineralized salt with no heavy metals.

00:33:41.400 In.

00:33:42.100 Okay.

00:33:43.020 Raw milk.

00:33:43.700 In.

00:33:44.300 All right.

00:33:44.700 All right.

00:33:44.900 The guts of the cow.

00:33:45.880 In.

00:33:46.360 Okay.

00:33:47.000 You don't need someone in between you and the cow.

00:33:49.080 I'll just take the cow's pieces, however they come.

00:33:51.180 It's his guts.

00:33:51.860 It's his back.

00:33:52.500 It's his butt.

00:33:53.500 I'll slurp it up as long as you fed him grass.

00:33:55.360 The more middlemen you have in between the food and you.

00:33:58.440 No.

00:33:58.760 No need to.

00:33:59.320 It's greasy.

00:34:00.040 No need to cut the cow open yourself.

00:34:01.660 I'll handle it.

00:34:02.520 Just order it online and we'll bring it to you.

00:34:04.520 Yeah.

00:34:04.540 Exactly.

00:34:04.860 And it comes all full of seed oils to toxify you and make your face puffy and fat.

00:34:09.140 That's why you look the way you do.

00:34:10.660 I know.

00:34:11.840 That's why you got this way.

00:34:13.220 There really is a difference, guys.

00:34:14.800 If you, I've seen oils stay in your system for like 600 and something days.

00:34:18.060 If you don't eat them for a long time and eat steak, you'll look as good as you can look.

00:34:22.200 There you go.

00:34:22.500 All right.

00:34:22.880 We're out of housekeeping and into Cringe of the Week.

00:34:25.080 We only have one page of Cringe, but that's because we have two pages of Urban.

00:34:28.560 No copy.

00:34:31.440 First thing is the bad pronunciations at the graduation.

00:34:34.820 Maybe Lee Zubeth Bratowski, Sair Uvun Jinju Brinan, Maricelyn Brabazan Carr, Victoria Lee Zubethros.

00:34:54.080 What the heck?

00:34:57.380 Victoria Elizabeth Gross.

00:35:02.420 Carolina Urena.

00:35:07.320 Ta-move-me.

00:35:10.480 Thomas.

00:35:11.800 Then he goes, Thomas.

00:35:12.860 That's good.

00:35:13.280 He goes, Thomas.

00:35:14.700 That was brutal.

00:35:16.200 Did you think that not one student had a name you've heard before?

00:35:20.240 Yeah.

00:35:20.720 This was gibberish Spanish.

00:35:22.680 She got zapped into the wrong language or something.

00:35:26.280 Yeah.

00:35:26.640 And then they mispronounced Thomas, and then the school's name has the word Thomas in it.

00:35:31.220 It's Thomas Jefferson University.

00:35:35.540 Thomas.

00:35:37.000 Have you never read a name before?

00:35:38.960 Did you think the whole school is just like botched weird names, and this whole class of like a thousand people is never – man, were we in Timbuktu?

00:35:47.020 Yeah.

00:35:47.320 And you had a theory that it was all the phonetic spellings.

00:35:50.120 Yeah.

00:35:50.500 So maybe she got thrown off by that.

00:35:53.000 I don't know what happened here.

00:35:54.080 That must have been it.

00:35:54.920 It must have been phonetic spellings.

00:35:56.060 But you probably need that for like 20 people.

00:35:59.460 I know.

00:36:00.200 You know?

00:36:00.600 You can go through the list.

00:36:01.800 I mean, how many people graduate from Thomas Jefferson University?

00:36:04.460 Probably like, what, class of 4,000 tops.

00:36:06.780 You can kind of scan it and be like, okay, who's a weird name I've never seen before?

00:36:11.660 That's it.

00:36:12.880 Tomas.

00:36:13.480 Yeah.

00:36:13.820 That was insane.

00:36:15.200 Let's go to our next graduation clip.

00:36:17.460 There was a graduation at Howard University, and then the parents were late and then broke a window.

00:36:23.480 So I think all these parents were late for the graduation ceremony, and they stopped letting people in before 5 p.m.

00:36:29.720 When the ceremony starts at 6, graduates started crying because their families can't see them walk, and it got a little out of hand.

00:36:38.840 Someone broke the glass window.

00:36:40.740 Well, maybe they race this over at Howard University.

00:36:46.140 I would think that Howard University is probably just white supremacist run at the end of the day, right?

00:36:51.760 It must be.

00:36:52.600 Disappointed graduation attendees would be the euphemism.

00:36:55.940 Break window.

00:36:56.720 New York Post would launder this through some adjectives and verbs.

00:37:01.600 Yeah.

00:37:02.260 So could you imagine being late for something as big as this that people travel for, do everything for, and then you think you can kind of have a tantrum?

00:37:10.740 And just kind of barge your way in.

00:37:12.460 And they ended up canceling everything because they were, quote, rioting.

00:37:17.140 So that's what it says.

00:37:18.540 They canceled everything.

00:37:19.340 They canceled the graduation walk.

00:37:21.040 Well, that's kind of how they wanted to go down, too.

00:37:23.600 If they can't have it late, no one can have it.

00:37:27.340 So, the kids, all they do – actually, hey, shout out to historically black colleges and universities.

00:37:33.180 You don't see much Palestinian protesting there.

00:37:35.300 They don't fucking care.

00:37:37.440 They got their own problems.

00:37:39.700 But so, you know, their kids are protesting on campus.

00:37:43.600 The person can't even pronounce the names.

00:37:45.520 I think we're reaching an all-time low for university, like, highness or whatever.

00:37:51.280 Like, we're at –

00:37:52.420 Prestige?

00:37:52.820 Exactly.

00:37:53.700 We're almost at a low point right now.

00:37:55.280 We have the Harvard girls saying, let everyone in.

00:37:57.520 Yeah.

00:37:57.980 Everyone's, like, retarded.

00:37:59.360 And we're going to show the one in Columbia.

00:38:01.140 There's – spoiler alert.

00:38:02.300 There's a girl who, like, put handcuffs on herself and tore up her diploma immediately from Columbia.

00:38:06.840 We can do that now.

00:38:07.600 Let's let that one rip.

00:38:09.100 Van Hassel.

00:38:10.620 Yep, and here she comes, and she has her hands zip-tied.

00:38:13.860 Wow.

00:38:14.540 Really smart.

00:38:15.460 Columbia, one of the best colleges in the whole world, probably older than America.

00:38:19.420 They got the free Palestine, and she rips up her diploma.

00:38:22.700 Wow.

00:38:22.980 Yeah, that diploma cost you $250,000, lady.

00:38:25.520 Wow.

00:38:25.940 Best and brightest.

00:38:26.920 Yeah.

00:38:27.280 Let's go to our next campus twink.

00:38:28.780 This one actually just came across my timeline in the wild, and I just want to show the first guy.

00:38:33.760 They're doing, like, man in the street on campus, and look at the situation here

00:38:38.040 with this young man on an American campus.

00:38:40.780 What's your favorite spot on campus, and why?

00:38:43.000 The red cedar of a Subway sandwich, and then I'll skate down there, sit on my concrete block,

00:38:48.580 so I'll throw shit into the water and see if I can get the smallmouth bass come up.

00:38:52.440 We'll get there.

00:38:53.440 You know, one day I'll be the overlord, and they'll respect me and my authority.

00:38:57.360 Treat it with kindness and humanity, even though they're fish.

00:39:00.840 Because I'm a fish, too.

00:39:01.740 Just a very evolved one.

00:39:03.480 Fucking idiot.

00:39:05.060 Stupid woman's outfit.

00:39:06.240 This would be, like, a woman you avoid, and then it's a man wearing it.

00:39:10.240 It's a man wearing a woman's outfit.

00:39:12.320 He's, like, a little bit of, like, a bitch boy.

00:39:15.300 Yeah.

00:39:15.660 But that doesn't disqualify him.

00:39:17.220 He should be doing pull-ups like this.

00:39:18.760 I know.

00:39:19.120 He should be going, oh, 50 pull-ups straight in a row.

00:39:21.700 He should be, like, an expert in a firearms training.

00:39:25.380 I know.

00:39:25.640 And take a bunch of firearms classes and be able to be an absolute killer that actually chooses peace.

00:39:30.360 This is what they're doing to our white men on college campuses now.

00:39:33.460 Yeah, and he's, like, a pussy, but instead of saying, like, hey, I'm a pussy, how do I fix that and stop eating the poisons and getting microwaved by the EMFs, he decides to lean into it and wear a brassiere.

00:39:44.360 Yeah.

00:39:44.700 Hey, you know what?

00:39:45.620 I'm good.

00:39:46.280 A corset.

00:39:47.660 I'm dressed well enough to do an on-camera street interview right now.

00:39:51.660 Yeah, I'll do it.

00:39:52.200 Yeah, no, I'm good.

00:39:53.420 This is – I'm good to go.

00:39:54.500 Oh, it'll go viral?

00:39:55.420 Yeah.

00:39:55.780 Let's do it.

00:39:56.420 Yeah.

00:39:56.820 So –

00:39:57.420 That's the status of what's going on in campuses.

00:39:59.580 Colleges, all-time low right now.

00:40:01.040 Thank God summer break is coming.

00:40:02.500 Colleges can kind of chill out and go, all right, reset, 2025 school year.

00:40:06.660 We're going to reset.

00:40:08.120 That was bad.

00:40:08.940 Yeah.

00:40:09.400 All right, let's go to our second-to-last clip, the trans-punk band.

00:40:14.200 This is a trans-punk band singing about –

00:40:17.920 I don't think – I don't know if these guys are even trans.

00:40:20.340 They might just be the same as this guy before, just wearing dresses.

00:40:23.900 I thought they were all trans.

00:40:25.300 I thought he –

00:40:25.680 All right.

00:40:26.120 I thought the other guy was trans, too.

00:40:27.540 Let's play it.

00:40:28.140 And then listen closely to the message of this punk band.

00:40:31.420 Brilliant, ethically okay, stupid Tesco's Asda Morrison sings me some waitress.

00:40:35.620 Not even just if you need to survive when you're starving.

00:40:38.480 No one expects you to die.

00:40:39.820 I mean, you absolutely should steal as much as you can.

00:40:42.000 It's catchy.

00:41:08.100 No, it's not at all.

00:41:09.660 He read a fucking paragraph to like some holding pattern beat that sounded like shit anyway.

00:41:15.820 It's like they hijack a medium.

00:41:17.920 They're like, okay, everyone's going to listen to us play music.

00:41:20.000 Then I can say my political spiel.

00:41:22.740 Like they hijack the medium.

00:41:25.280 It's not good art.

00:41:26.340 It's not a good message.

00:41:27.380 It's just like a horrible leftist retard who probably ruined a couple people's nights.

00:41:33.220 This is the punk band.

00:41:34.760 Oh, very punk.

00:41:35.960 Yeah.

00:41:36.140 This is the punk band.

00:41:37.180 Steal from Tesco and whine about it.

00:41:39.580 Yeah.

00:41:40.100 I spoke to the medic Sisyphus about this.

00:41:42.300 And he pointed.

00:41:42.940 He told me about this trend going on lately where progressives are mad that they look like Disney villains.

00:41:49.040 And it's usually because like the evil villains in movies are often like asymmetrical.

00:41:53.620 They have weird, stupid hair, maybe fat, bad noses, unsightly in general.

00:42:00.660 They don't look healthy.

00:42:01.620 And then like progressives are like, hey, like why do these villains look like me?

00:42:05.800 And I think this guy, girl who's wearing women's clothes, looks like shit, has bad hair and telling everyone to steal.

00:42:14.420 Yeah.

00:42:14.540 That weak man.

00:42:15.700 That's why you're a villain.

00:42:16.860 That's why you look like Cruella de Vil or whatever.

00:42:19.460 Yeah, I agree.

00:42:20.260 It's like you are telling everyone to steal, you look like shit, your hair is all stringy and green, and you're wearing women's clothes.

00:42:26.780 Are you the good guy?

00:42:27.840 Are you Bruce Wayne?

00:42:28.880 Are you here to save the princess or are you some fucked up prison keeper in the dungeon?

00:42:33.400 Yeah, or do you have a reason why the princess needs to be kept in the dungeon upstairs?

00:42:37.380 Yeah.

00:42:37.580 It's like you're not here to save anybody, buddy.

00:42:39.580 You can't save yourself.

00:42:40.880 Exactly.

00:42:41.260 Visibly can't save yourself.

00:42:42.920 So that's what happens.

00:42:44.420 Yeah.

00:42:44.600 And that's punk now, you know?

00:42:46.460 Punk.

00:42:46.760 And Rage Against the Machine, they want you to get the vaccine or something.

00:42:50.260 So this is the new, it's over, guys.

00:42:53.460 Yeah.

00:42:53.640 Uncle Gavin would be very upset about that.

00:42:55.700 I know.

00:42:56.460 He loves that shit.

00:42:57.800 I know.

00:42:58.680 He likes that music.

00:43:01.320 Gavin plays that song in studio.

00:43:04.200 He goes, it's punk.

00:43:05.140 It's good, no matter what.

00:43:07.180 All right, moving on.

00:43:08.260 Speaking of some-

00:43:08.660 To be fair, I think that's folk punk or something, some stupid genre.

00:43:12.260 They labeled it themselves as folk punk or something.

00:43:14.820 I don't believe in that shit.

00:43:15.880 I don't either.

00:43:16.360 All right.

00:43:16.920 Speaking of corporations, we do have some good news.

00:43:19.140 For now, let's not count all of our unhatched chickens and assume they're going to hatch.

00:43:24.300 Yep.

00:43:25.180 Target has announced it will stop selling its pride collection in most stores after huge

00:43:30.500 backlash over LGBTQ plus themed merchandise, including bathing suits designed for transgender

00:43:35.660 people, armed sales.

00:43:37.360 You read that.

00:43:38.520 You read it on the brush, but you read that.

00:43:40.140 I still got it.

00:43:40.880 Yeah, so obviously the tuck-friendly swimsuit and all the in-store fighting that ensued from

00:43:46.700 it.

00:43:46.960 Target doesn't want none.

00:43:48.260 That's a dub.

00:43:49.120 That's a dub.

00:43:49.740 That's a dub.

00:43:50.420 Target stepping off.

00:43:51.900 I still don't shop there at all.

00:43:53.620 I don't fucking care.

00:43:54.380 It's all plastic.

00:43:54.820 Yeah.

00:43:55.160 It's like Target is doing the same exact hustle that Walmart does.

00:44:00.120 Cheap Chinese plastic shit, but then they mark it up more.

00:44:04.300 Walmart's at least like, all right, we'll get you the fucking best price you can, guys.

00:44:07.420 Cheap Chinese plastic shit.

00:44:07.920 It's cheap Chinese plastic shit.

00:44:09.260 Target's like, oh, it's nice Chinese plastic shit.

00:44:11.900 It's fun to go to Target.

00:44:13.100 Yeah.

00:44:13.740 So, you know, fuck Target, but it's good to see a dub and Pride Month is coming.

00:44:19.720 So we're going to see which corporations step on the rake and actually go way too far.

00:44:24.780 We're going to see which corporations have really fat women in HR or procurement who are

00:44:29.960 buying the worst shit you've ever seen.

00:44:32.000 So it's actually fun.

00:44:33.160 You know how there's no new twinks and we're complaining about that?

00:44:35.680 We're coming up on a season where a couple of corporations are going to absolutely ruin

00:44:41.000 their brand.

00:44:41.920 Wow.

00:44:42.360 That's a good point.

00:44:43.020 Yeah.

00:44:43.880 And then there is-

00:44:45.060 It's honestly, sorry to keep going on this, but it's honestly like there might be some

00:44:49.680 new corporate policies that become like, okay, everything that is involved in this needs

00:44:55.200 to come to the CEO.

00:44:56.640 Like, you know what I mean?

00:44:57.820 And then he's a white guy.

00:44:59.100 More guardrails on this shit, you know, more eyeballs on it because anybody can Dylan Mulvaney

00:45:03.820 their company if somebody's asleep at the wheel.

00:45:05.920 Well, also, I think like this coming out ahead of Pride Month is an opportunity for people

00:45:12.480 to get mad on Twitter, like all the LGBTs and the pans and the non-binaries.

00:45:17.960 They get mad on Twitter and then maybe it gives Target some time to backtrack and say,

00:45:23.260 actually, we're going to have our Pride section like usual.

00:45:26.040 Sorry.

00:45:26.380 I think that's what's going to happen.

00:45:28.420 Okay.

00:45:28.900 Okay.

00:45:29.280 I'm not trying to predict the future.

00:45:30.940 It's not a-

00:45:31.460 You do that all the time.

00:45:32.320 It's not a fortune telling show.

00:45:33.700 It kind of is.

00:45:35.060 Yeah.

00:45:35.380 Maybe a little bit.

00:45:36.380 Well, we do get it right all the time.

00:45:38.080 We have almost a perfect batting average.

00:45:39.960 Yeah.

00:45:40.480 I can't think of one thing we haven't gotten right.

00:45:42.820 Michelle Obama is coming up.

00:45:44.400 That's going to be wrong.

00:45:45.800 Well, we'll see.

00:45:47.660 You better hope.

00:45:48.400 You better hope so.

00:45:49.120 And the main part of that bet is Michelle Obama is the president.

00:45:51.520 I actually parlayed it with they're going to let Derek Chauvin off and then things are

00:45:55.780 going to get chaotic and then Michelle Obama is going to come.

00:45:58.360 Yeah.

00:45:58.980 It doesn't matter about the Derek Chauvin part.

00:46:01.380 Michelle Obama coming and replacing Joe Biden is the actual-

00:46:04.880 That's the crux.

00:46:05.740 Yeah.

00:46:06.000 So it's a two-leg parlay, but the first leg is the Michelle Obama.

00:46:09.700 And then the second leg, if I get lucky, will be Derek Chauvin gets out.

00:46:12.400 And he should be out.

00:46:13.580 He should.

00:46:14.280 All right.

00:46:14.840 Let's get to Urban Decay.

00:46:16.240 Okay.

00:46:16.700 This first part is all crimes done in broad daylight.

00:46:19.820 We're going to go through.

00:46:20.800 There's like four or five clips.

00:46:22.020 So we're going to kind of go through somewhat fast and then we're going to end it with Steve

00:46:26.060 Buscemi situation.

00:46:27.360 Yeah.

00:46:27.920 All right.

00:46:28.280 So the first one is the trans murderer.

00:46:30.660 Deeply disturbing and shocking video of a murder in broad daylight.

00:46:35.440 On May 3rd, the victim, Steven Anderson, is walking on Woodridge Square Drive to pick

00:46:39.720 up his mail, sources tell us.

00:46:41.980 He turns around at the sound of a screeching car speeding right into him.

00:46:45.780 We're pausing the video right before he gets hit.

00:46:52.360 The car reverses and hits him again, pushing him further into the street.

00:46:57.240 Neighbors are on the phone, frantically calling 911.

00:47:03.620 Another neighbor comes out with a pillow.

00:47:06.440 That's great first aid.

00:47:07.380 And that's when the suspect, Karen Fisher, identified in court records as a man, but

00:47:11.980 also described as she by police, returns with a knife in hand.

00:47:16.160 The suspect yanks and flips Anderson over, straddles him, and kisses him.

00:47:21.540 We're not showing what happens next because it's too graphic, but that's when police say

00:47:25.780 Fisher stabs him nine times.

00:47:28.440 Jeez.

00:47:29.260 Houston, suburb, trans, murder, run down with a car, then stabbed.

00:47:34.580 Kisses him too.

00:47:35.700 Black on white.

00:47:36.420 Like, yeah.

00:47:38.320 But who knows what, well, I'm, I, the kissing, it's just like, just kill me.

00:47:43.300 Well, I was going to say that, that might, it was a murder.

00:47:45.740 He's dead.

00:47:46.120 Well, oh, I know.

00:47:46.940 So sorry for laughing.

00:47:47.900 I know.

00:47:48.320 That was kind of bad.

00:47:49.220 But the point is there might've been some sort of love beforehand.

00:47:54.300 I don't know.

00:47:55.040 We don't know yet.

00:47:56.200 Conflict.

00:47:56.720 But you don't just do that for no reason.

00:47:58.300 But right.

00:47:58.840 Broad daylight, trans person walked away, tried to steal another car after it.

00:48:02.640 We had to shorten that clip up.

00:48:03.860 And you notice that at the end, when the trans person finished the murder, it wasn't like

00:48:09.620 frantic looking around or like, oh, I'm going to try, you know, it was just like slow as

00:48:13.760 if nothing else in the world mattered.

00:48:15.460 There was no worry about people stopping him or cops coming.

00:48:18.760 There's no able-bodied man who's going to tackle me or whatever that trans person wanted

00:48:22.560 to do.

00:48:23.000 And he wanted to murder and he took 10 minutes to do it.

00:48:26.040 And in 10 minutes, he was unimpeded.

00:48:27.780 Yep.

00:48:28.240 Crazy.

00:48:28.980 All right.

00:48:29.200 Let's go to the postal worker who got robbed in broad daylight as well.

00:48:32.320 Yeah.

00:48:32.820 This was a 63-year-old postal worker.

00:48:35.560 He came behind me and boom, just hit me and put a gun to the back of my head.

00:48:40.020 And he said, give me your keys.

00:48:41.700 You don't want to die, do you?

00:48:43.080 I go, no, no, no.

00:48:44.180 So I reached in and got my keys, gave him my keys and he goes, where's your phone?

00:48:49.340 You got two minutes.

00:48:50.120 Oh my God, I'm going to die.

00:48:51.760 I thought he was going to shoot me when he was done, but I thought, well, I'm thinking

00:48:55.840 in my mind, just stay calm, stay calm, stay calm.

00:48:58.480 That's the best thing to do is stay calm.

00:49:00.160 I feel anxious and I can't sleep and my heart is like pounding.

00:49:06.140 I love my customers.

00:49:08.440 I like to serve them.

00:49:08.880 So that was broad daylight in Dublin, California.

00:49:11.480 And obviously looking like two black youths there on a nice-

00:49:15.760 You had to describe them.

00:49:16.780 On a nice 63-year-old woman.

00:49:19.400 The post office too.

00:49:20.740 Yeah.

00:49:20.940 Give us the keys to the post office truck.

00:49:23.400 What does the post office have?

00:49:25.040 Random.

00:49:25.260 Doesn't the post office truck go 40 miles an hour?

00:49:27.560 Yeah.

00:49:28.000 And then it's like, what?

00:49:29.040 You're going to get packages?

00:49:30.040 It's like someone's loofah, a pack of vitamins that you don't need.

00:49:34.060 They're for an elderly woman.

00:49:35.180 And then like, you know-

00:49:36.580 Children's book.

00:49:37.520 Yeah.

00:49:37.860 That you can't read.

00:49:38.720 Yeah.

00:49:38.900 You actually, it's above your grade level.

00:49:41.480 Um, so yeah, broad daylight, violent, uh, the woman, you know, people die from stuff

00:49:48.460 like this all the time, right?

00:49:49.620 And you have a heart attack.

00:49:50.480 Yeah.

00:49:50.860 Well, not even that.

00:49:52.040 Like they just go bang.

00:49:53.560 Yeah.

00:49:53.940 There's low impulse control.

00:49:55.260 And then our third example is a Chicago broad daylight crime where the guy did go bang.

00:50:00.180 This was in a nice ish neighborhood of Chicago.

00:50:02.680 Mm-hmm.

00:50:03.300 It is going to be censored, uh, a little bit so we don't show the shooting, but broad daylight

00:50:08.560 shooting.

00:50:08.980 So the shooting already happened.

00:50:18.960 And now the thug with the help of a car, getaway car is robbing him.

00:50:23.240 Um, and then this guy is just a 24 year old man shot and killed because somebody wanted

00:50:33.860 his like cell phone.

00:50:35.160 Help!

00:50:36.880 Help!

00:50:37.800 I just got shot!

00:50:38.500 Right in the middle of the day.

00:50:39.560 In the middle of the day, he got shot and killed by some guy who got maybe $1,400 tops worth

00:50:45.980 of value off of him.

00:50:46.980 So that's the cost of a human life.

00:50:48.880 Mm-hmm.

00:50:49.140 And so, I mean, these people, every single one of these people was willing to kill or

00:50:54.480 almost came close to killing in the case of the mail carrier.

00:50:57.100 All in broad daylight, which is kind of like an indicator that it's getting worse, you know?

00:51:03.500 Oh, yeah.

00:51:03.860 Oh, midnight, you know, 2 a.m.

00:51:06.100 Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m.

00:51:08.000 Or, but to say, to say, south of the train tracks, you don't want to go into the bad part

00:51:11.940 of town.

00:51:12.440 Exactly.

00:51:12.840 This is just the postal worker.

00:51:14.700 It's kind of spilling over.

00:51:16.020 Postal worker in the suburbs.

00:51:17.280 This area of Chicago is an area where a lot of, like, cops or blue-collar guys live.

00:51:24.060 It's not necessarily a bad area, and you just get executed and die on the front street or

00:51:29.480 on your porch.

00:51:31.200 And it's, like, horrible.

00:51:32.400 A 24-year-old guy who's a productive member of society, we shut everything down for George

00:51:37.360 Floyd or something.

00:51:38.440 We burned the cities down for George Floyd.

00:51:40.760 And then this guy will be just like a peep in the wind, like a one news story.

00:51:45.620 And it kind of, like, blackpills you on America's reaction to what actually matters, right?

00:51:52.400 Yeah.

00:51:52.760 You would think a law-abiding citizen getting murdered would matter way more than a drug

00:51:56.980 addict's counterfeit $20 bill.

00:51:59.100 And you just kind of get, like, oh, okay.

00:52:01.740 I hate George Floyd.

00:52:02.960 Yeah.

00:52:03.580 Fletka really hates George Floyd.

00:52:05.660 And I've grown to resent him a lot more over the years when I see brutal, violent crimes

00:52:10.180 like this get a GoFundMe that raises 10K or something.

00:52:13.620 Yeah.

00:52:13.900 And George Floyd's a bronze statue in, like, Baltimore or something.

00:52:17.400 Do you want to use this opportunity to apologize to me for telling me not to wear my George

00:52:21.820 Floyd hat to play golf?

00:52:23.720 I didn't tell you not to wear your George Floyd hat to play golf.

00:52:26.640 I said, don't wear that when we go to the pro shop and talk to the starter.

00:52:31.740 Because I didn't want to get kicked out or something for our nice 18-hole, four-hour

00:52:36.000 round of golf.

00:52:36.760 Because one liberal was there and took offense to it.

00:52:40.800 So I told you, keep it in the bag until we're out, until our drive's on one.

00:52:46.460 All right.

00:52:46.900 Let's finish this section up.

00:52:48.980 There was an illegal immigrant who raped an 11-year-old girl.

00:52:52.380 Yeah.

00:52:53.020 And so this kind of goes callback to the Pakistani Uber driver section.

00:52:57.640 It's like, oh, you know, in Pakistan, we would kidnap you.

00:53:01.160 And it's like, yeah, that happens here, too, from illegal immigrants, randomly.

00:53:05.160 So this 11-year-old Florida girl was grabbed off the street, thrown into a van, and raped

00:53:08.880 by an illegal Guatemalan in the middle of the day.

00:53:11.900 Again, broad daylight.

00:53:13.000 The Guatemalan rapist had been previously released by DHS.

00:53:18.560 And so 20-year-old undocumented immigrants.

00:53:22.660 It's like a horrible story where the child's mom let the girl out of her sight for like

00:53:29.020 a little bit.

00:53:30.180 And she starts frantically looking around for her, went looking for the girl.

00:53:34.020 And she spotted the van not far from their apartment building where the victim and Lopez

00:53:37.840 both lived.

00:53:38.680 The mother spotted them inside and began banging on the door and shouting.

00:53:42.440 So it's like caught.

00:53:43.980 It's like a movie nightmare.

00:53:45.520 Caught in the act nightmare.

00:53:46.840 And then the guy, the Guatemalan was like, please don't report me.

00:53:49.600 Please don't report me.

00:53:50.780 And obviously she did.

00:53:52.820 And, you know, it's just the guy got caught, wasn't even like smart or anything.

00:53:57.880 And, you know, he's going to go to jail for a long time before he gets deported.

00:54:01.740 So now the U.S. taxpayer can pay for this guy who should never have been here to like

00:54:07.300 30K a year.

00:54:08.300 So he gets meals in prison and can join a Guatemalan prison gang.

00:54:12.440 Great.

00:54:13.580 So, again, broad daylight.

00:54:16.240 It's just becoming one of those things.

00:54:18.380 Are we going to show this NYC stabber too?

00:54:20.080 This is daylight.

00:54:20.880 Yeah.

00:54:21.200 This is the last one before Steve Buscemi.

00:54:24.200 This guy comes up.

00:54:25.240 He cuts off this old woman.

00:54:26.560 He almost knocks into her.

00:54:27.920 Clearly he's got issues.

00:54:29.640 He's sitting there.

00:54:30.920 Pulls out a huge knife.

00:54:32.440 We have to censor it a little bit because it's a stabbing.

00:54:35.400 And then he stabs that woman right in the stomach.

00:54:37.560 Yep.

00:54:38.120 Middle of the day in New York City.

00:54:39.760 And he sits back down and goes, oh, yeah, you know, that's you were in my space, my public

00:54:44.380 sidewalk space in New York.

00:54:45.920 That's New York City.

00:54:47.000 And then we could have had that Guatemalan out of here and then replace that jail spot

00:54:51.260 with that guy.

00:54:51.920 I know.

00:54:52.420 One for one jail swap.

00:54:54.680 And instead, everyone's just doing crimes in the daytime.

00:54:57.940 So, yeah.

00:54:58.400 All right.

00:54:58.980 Let's go to Steve Buscemi.

00:55:01.500 Yeah.

00:55:01.760 This is a quick one.

00:55:03.580 And we wanted to get a theory out there.

00:55:06.140 Boardwalk Empire star Steve Buscemi punched by maniac in a random NYC attack.

00:55:11.940 So Steve Buscemi, famous New Yorker, gets punched in a random attack by a maniac.

00:55:17.540 That's their euphemism.

00:55:19.000 And then here's my thing.

00:55:20.560 It's like if Steve Buscemi gets attacked and it's random, that means like 100 non-celebrities

00:55:26.860 were attacked and then not reported or not publicized.

00:55:30.320 Absolutely.

00:55:30.840 Mike from the accounting firm.

00:55:32.640 Yeah.

00:55:32.940 He got hit and he goes, ah, it's just a lump on my head.

00:55:35.760 Should I call the police?

00:55:37.040 Nah, I got to get to work.

00:55:38.440 Exactly.

00:55:39.040 So they try to play it off like it's random.

00:55:40.740 It's not a big deal.

00:55:41.840 That's kind of what they did with the Maxine.

00:55:43.780 Remember, oh, the Maxine injuries.

00:55:45.540 That's all random.

00:55:46.640 It happens a little bit here and there.

00:55:48.280 And then it's like Justin Bieber.

00:55:49.580 Yeah, Justin Bieber's face is like this.

00:55:51.980 Oh, pray for me.

00:55:53.360 Exactly.

00:55:53.920 Chris Cuomo, Justin Bieber.

00:55:55.620 And then it's like, well, how random is it if like out of the 500 celebrities, like a

00:56:00.480 bunch of them got stuff?

00:56:01.580 Yeah.

00:56:01.820 And here's the other thing, too.

00:56:03.520 On March 31st, actor Michael Stubarg, who played gangster Arnold Rothstein on the show,

00:56:10.360 was out for a run on the Upper East Side when he was struck in the back of the neck with

00:56:14.260 a rock.

00:56:15.420 So that guy's an actor from Boardwalk Empire.

00:56:17.820 That's two Boardwalk Empire actors who had been randomly attacked in New York City.

00:56:22.760 Obviously, they make the news, like you said.

00:56:24.660 Yeah.

00:56:25.200 And then the other thing we were talking about before the show started is like all those

00:56:29.400 young girls who got sucker punched and who posted TikToks who have like little bit of

00:56:34.380 social media following enough to like get into the algorithm and go viral once their

00:56:38.620 story is good enough.

00:56:39.560 Imagine all the middle aged people who don't have a Twitter or don't have TikTok or anything

00:56:44.620 and they're just like, they just eat their punches.

00:56:46.900 They have a fat lip on the subway.

00:56:48.220 Yeah.

00:56:48.520 The Boardwalk Empire actors and the girls with the big with 10K followers because they're

00:56:53.500 hot or something.

00:56:54.720 Yeah.

00:56:54.960 They get the message out.

00:56:56.100 The random guy who works at the post office, he goes, yeah, you know, I don't know if I

00:57:00.900 should report this or not.

00:57:02.340 Yeah.

00:57:02.520 It carries on with his day.

00:57:03.540 And these are just random incidents, but two people from the same show.

00:57:07.920 Yeah.

00:57:08.740 That sounds like a lot.

00:57:10.120 And that's the iceberg thing where it's Boardwalk Empire actors, thousands of other people.

00:57:15.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:16.160 And if the or and here are the both the attackers.

00:57:19.440 Here's Steve Buscemi's attacker.

00:57:20.940 Just some black guy.

00:57:22.360 That's it.

00:57:23.120 Man in blue shirt.

00:57:24.040 Man in blue shirt.

00:57:25.920 And then here's the Arnold Rothstein attacker.

00:57:28.460 Just another random black guy.

00:57:30.840 And they use multiple euphemisms for all this.

00:57:33.400 Yeah.

00:57:33.880 They use maniac.

00:57:35.020 Buscemi was strolling through Kip's Bay last week when a brute attacked.

00:57:38.980 And then Brute sounds white.

00:57:41.340 I know.

00:57:41.740 Brute sounds like an Irish guy or something.

00:57:43.400 Or Brutus.

00:57:44.460 Yeah.

00:57:44.720 It sounds Roman almost.

00:57:46.200 And then later in the article, it said, meanwhile, his deranged assailant took off and is still

00:57:51.680 on the lam.

00:57:52.200 So, maniac, brute, deranged assailant.

00:57:55.980 Just a black guy wearing a blue t-shirt.

00:57:58.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:59.480 Well, we are going to move on to our next piece of Urban Decay.

00:58:05.100 Okay.

00:58:05.640 People are tired of the crime.

00:58:07.140 This is going to be fast.

00:58:09.300 There was an 11-year-old who was slashed.

00:58:12.460 And then the cops arrested the guy.

00:58:14.620 And then everyone was kind of swarming him trying to get some mob justice.

00:58:17.380 This was in the Bronx, right?

00:58:22.840 Yep.

00:58:34.200 Hit him with the cane.

00:58:35.760 That's it.

00:58:36.760 That's it.

00:58:37.500 That's it.

00:58:39.020 What are you doing?

00:58:49.360 That's good.

00:58:50.660 We get it.

00:58:51.480 But everyone was trying to get some.

00:58:53.220 And the cops are defending the guy and saying, hey, let us take him to the station and let

00:58:57.340 him go.

00:58:57.940 Yeah.

00:58:58.280 Let us fingerprint him real quick and put him back out on the streets, guys.

00:59:01.980 So, that's what's going to happen.

00:59:03.100 The police keep not keeping people in jail.

00:59:06.880 There's going to be a mob justice reaction to that incident.

00:59:11.340 It's going to look like that, but with no cops there, and the guy's just going to be dead.

00:59:14.420 Yep.

00:59:15.180 Let's go to the next one.

00:59:16.060 There's a fight at In-N-Out, and then there's one of the workers hit the guy.

00:59:20.760 See, I put someone in the car.

00:59:24.880 Yeah, I saw it.

00:59:26.180 Oh, shit.

00:59:28.720 Oh, my God.

00:59:30.880 Oh, my God.

00:59:31.400 Oh, my God.

00:59:35.960 Oh, my God.

00:59:39.280 Oh, my God.

00:59:41.180 Got him at the end there.

00:59:42.660 It clumped him over the head with, what, a fryer thing?

00:59:45.300 I think so, yeah.

00:59:45.940 Friar basket?

00:59:46.960 Hey.

00:59:47.400 Cops better get there and arrest that In-N-Out worker for getting in the criminal's way.

00:59:51.180 I know.

00:59:52.280 I know.

00:59:53.260 And our next one, there was, remember the restaurant that we covered two episodes ago

00:59:59.580 where the people did a dine and dash and jumped out the window?

01:00:02.220 Maybe it was last episode.

01:00:03.340 Yeah.

01:00:03.820 Yeah.

01:00:04.000 They did a dine and dash, jumped out the window.

01:00:06.460 This is the same restaurant.

01:00:07.720 Someone messaged me.

01:00:08.640 No way.

01:00:09.100 Who knows the owner.

01:00:10.780 No.

01:00:11.300 And said that this is the sign that's up at that restaurant now.

01:00:13.660 Welcome to our house in an effort to provide blah, blah, blah, valuable service.

01:00:18.980 No weapons.

01:00:19.660 No exceptions.

01:00:20.800 Dress code.

01:00:21.640 No masks.

01:00:22.660 No men's bags.

01:00:23.880 No backpacks.

01:00:24.900 No hoodies.

01:00:25.740 No saggy pants.

01:00:27.160 No men's sleeveless tank tops.

01:00:29.000 No overly revealing outfits.

01:00:31.560 Dinner.

01:00:32.340 Dining rules.

01:00:34.000 Just a bunch of dining rules.

01:00:35.380 But, you know.

01:00:36.100 No saggy pants.

01:00:36.960 No hoodies.

01:00:37.540 No backpacks.

01:00:38.280 Yeah.

01:00:38.500 Soon it's going to be no wife beaters.

01:00:40.100 No face tattoos.

01:00:41.220 No anything.

01:00:42.040 No do-rags.

01:00:42.920 No baby mamas.

01:00:44.060 No pics.

01:00:45.080 You know.

01:00:45.520 What else?

01:00:46.580 You're going to have to deposit for the surf and turf.

01:00:48.400 Yeah.

01:00:48.700 That's what's coming.

01:00:49.460 That's our idea.

01:00:50.140 So, whoever knows that owner, deposit for the surf and turf.

01:00:54.100 Actually, they might not even have it.

01:00:55.500 And then also, what I think could happen, the way this plays out, it's almost like a reason

01:00:59.820 to justify getting rid of workers and replacing it with AI.

01:01:04.480 And some restaurants have this.

01:01:05.900 So, you get to your table, and then you order at some little kiosk on your table.

01:01:10.400 And I bet it'll get to the point where it's like, you order on the kiosk, you pay for

01:01:14.660 it, and then it gets brought to you.

01:01:16.660 Yeah.

01:01:17.120 Like, that's what's going to come.

01:01:18.120 So, it's like, they're going to use the chaos that they've allowed to exist in order

01:01:22.860 to usher in, like, the future they want us to have.

01:01:25.380 That makes sense.

01:01:26.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:26.800 All right.

01:01:27.160 Alabama Teachers Bill of Rights.

01:01:28.520 Another one of, another group of people who aren't wanting to take it anymore.

01:01:32.160 Yeah.

01:01:32.380 How are we doing on time?

01:01:33.520 We're good.

01:01:34.140 Are we good?

01:01:34.720 Okay.

01:01:35.320 All right.

01:01:35.620 Yeah.

01:01:35.820 So, Alabama Teachers Bill of Rights basically is a new thing that just got passed in the

01:01:40.940 Alabama State Senate, which I thought was interesting, right?

01:01:45.080 So, I'm going to read a little bit from this article.

01:01:47.380 But the gist of it is that teachers are fed up with misbehaving students, and they need

01:01:52.600 tools at their disposal to actually discipline these students because too many principals

01:01:56.760 or school administrators are letting them off and just sending them back to the classroom

01:02:01.340 to cover for the fact that they aren't really doing any disciplinary action, right?

01:02:06.540 So, Alabama Teachers and Lawmakers Agree Managing School Discipline is Tougher Than Ever.

01:02:10.060 Alabama lawmakers gave final passage to SB 157, named the Teacher's Bill of Rights.

01:02:16.500 The Teacher's Bill of Rights requires schools to take action against a student when the student

01:02:20.120 disrupts the class to the point that the teacher sends the child out of the classroom.

01:02:24.880 Before the student can return to the teacher's class, the principal must give written notification

01:02:28.960 about what type of disciplinary action was taken.

01:02:32.640 Right now, we have a situation where we know that disruptive students in our classrooms

01:02:36.900 are inhibiting our ability to get teachers and keep teachers in the classroom.

01:02:41.680 It's impacting learning and other students, and the teachers are at a breaking point, right?

01:02:47.000 And so, basically, what I said earlier, teachers, like, send a kid from class, you know,

01:02:53.940 you swore, fuck you, Mrs. Johnson, and then the principal goes, okay, you cooled off,

01:02:59.180 get back in there and do it again, right?

01:03:00.820 And then they don't report the incident to the superintendent or anything because they don't

01:03:04.540 want the school to have bad stats.

01:03:06.360 And the school-to-prison pipeline, it's kind of like the same thing that's happening in

01:03:11.480 New York or something, where, all right, you're released, no bail, is the same thing that's

01:03:15.560 happening in the schools, where, all right, you're released, no punishment, get back to

01:03:18.920 class, right?

01:03:19.920 And that's what they always tell us that there is, the school-to-prison pipeline.

01:03:22.420 And it's like, hmm.

01:03:22.980 I think it's the opposite.

01:03:24.320 It's no one's getting arrested for actual crimes.

01:03:27.020 I know.

01:03:27.400 So it's like, you get let out at school for doing misbehaving, you get let out in real life

01:03:31.520 for breaking the law.

01:03:32.440 And you're just called, they're just called future prisoners who are like 16.

01:03:37.220 It's like, a piece of shit is a piece of shit, no matter where he is.

01:03:40.580 And it's not a movie where Sandra Bullock comes in and she's the teacher and she shows him

01:03:46.100 the power of math.

01:03:47.520 It doesn't really work that way.

01:03:49.400 And so Alabama releases, so basically a lot of schools everywhere try to cook their books

01:03:56.620 in little ways.

01:03:57.840 It leads them to more funding.

01:03:59.000 It leads for more opportunities.

01:04:02.240 And the teachers are so fed up with how the students are behaving and not being disciplined

01:04:08.000 that they're making it mandatory that you report these incidents because the teachers

01:04:12.700 don't care how the school looks in the broad scheme.

01:04:16.500 They care about having control of their classroom and not having the most disruptive student ever,

01:04:20.680 right?

01:04:21.120 Yeah.

01:04:21.260 And so Alabama releases yearly reports of student discipline called the Student Incident Report.

01:04:28.040 And here's some numbers for you.

01:04:30.380 The total number of all reported incidents statewide during 2022 to 2023 school year was 258,000,

01:04:38.260 right?

01:04:38.780 In Alabama.

01:04:39.340 Up from 81,000 during the 2017-18 school year.

01:04:44.380 So it like 5X'd again or 4X'd.

01:04:47.960 87 employees statewide were victims of an incident during that school year.

01:04:52.060 And so basically it's gotten to the point where there's so few adults in the room when it comes

01:04:57.340 to the Alabama public school system that now the state lawmakers have to come in and like make rules

01:05:03.740 for things that already should have rules.

01:05:05.880 Exactly.

01:05:06.420 And they have the Keegers Bill of Rights now, but the teachers are trying to make a thing.

01:05:10.120 And now everyone's saying, or the progressives are saying, it's going to disproportionately affect

01:05:14.900 black and LGBTQ students.

01:05:17.400 Yeah.

01:05:17.700 This was from a Reddit post about the Alabama Teacher Bill of Rights.

01:05:21.700 And then somebody goes, so what's stopping me from permanently kicking LGBTQ students out

01:05:25.780 of all classrooms, knowing the administration can, you know, will be complicit in this.

01:05:30.240 It's like their mind immediately goes to the worst, craziest.

01:05:34.580 Like the teacher's a person who hates gay people.

01:05:37.020 The teacher's a Nazi and he wants to kick out all the black kids when it's like the

01:05:40.680 teacher's fed up trying to teach like 16-year-olds history and like one kid is shouting and fighting

01:05:46.460 in the back of the class.

01:05:47.320 And ruining it for everyone else.

01:05:48.480 And so the progressive mind, like it automatically goes to the exception, the most theoretical exception

01:05:54.560 to the rule ever, as opposed to like the day-to-day things that teachers are dealing with.

01:06:00.220 And obviously Alabama's a lot black and a lot of black students have behavioral problems.

01:06:06.000 Very true.

01:06:06.360 A lot of black students come from single parent homes and they don't read at the grade level.

01:06:11.160 And so they get frustrated when the teacher makes them read.

01:06:14.180 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:06:15.320 So, I mean, the leftist mind can't comprehend like needing to correct for something.

01:06:20.120 And the leftist mind is so quick to just like side.

01:06:22.960 Like this is what we see in every situation.

01:06:24.940 They side with the criminal or they side with the misbehaving student or they blame.

01:06:29.660 Instead of blaming the misbehaving student, they blame the teacher.

01:06:32.680 Oh, the teacher might be racist against black people when it's like, it's the same with

01:06:36.800 the police.

01:06:37.220 The police are racist against black people.

01:06:38.740 That's why all the black people are getting locked up.

01:06:40.460 And it's like, no, there's a behavioral issue in the school.

01:06:43.720 The teacher is the one who actually needs the blind support.

01:06:47.380 Yeah.

01:06:47.620 Until you see evidence where you're like, all right, this one teacher is a bad apple.

01:06:51.000 Really abused it.

01:06:51.860 It's like, yeah, you have to assume the teacher's got the best interest.

01:06:55.220 That's the adult in the room.

01:06:56.500 Take their word for it.

01:06:58.140 Oh, this kid got in trouble.

01:06:59.800 This kid got in trouble.

01:07:00.900 It's not like assume the kid's a good kid and the teacher's bad, but we have it all backwards.

01:07:04.840 You're absolutely right.

01:07:05.720 They automatically side with a criminal or a brutally misbehaving kid, or they make up

01:07:12.120 a theoretical situation where a gay kid gets bullied now.

01:07:15.640 Which is justifying not making any changes that help everybody, 99% of the people.

01:07:20.620 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:07:22.780 I thought that was interesting.

01:07:23.880 Hey, if you're not in Alabama and your kid's not in the Alabama school system, uplifting

01:07:27.920 gold is here, baby.

01:07:28.860 You're going to be all right.

01:07:29.900 Someone ate an edible.

01:07:31.060 And you know what?

01:07:31.860 If you're a teacher in Alabama, that section was uplifting gold for you.

01:07:37.160 That's a good point.

01:07:38.160 If you're a criminal student, then it was bad.

01:07:41.360 That's the only people it's bad for.

01:07:43.120 Exactly.

01:07:43.560 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:07:45.020 Moving on to uplifting gold.

01:07:46.740 First clip is a guy ate an edible, and then he called the cops.

01:07:50.720 Called the EMS.

01:07:51.680 Yeah.

01:07:52.080 Sit down on the couch.

01:07:55.180 Get yourself some cereals, donuts, something.

01:07:58.240 Relax.

01:07:58.540 Give me my teeth.

01:07:59.720 And put on some cartoons or a movie and just lay there and relax.

01:08:04.080 Because you don't want to spend your time in hospital right now tonight.

01:08:07.400 To be honest with you.

01:08:09.000 Oh, my darn.

01:08:10.860 It's weed.

01:08:11.760 You're not going to die.

01:08:12.860 It's not like a good match or crap.

01:08:14.720 They're giving him the script.

01:08:17.900 Have a good time.

01:08:19.160 That was like what his plan should have been the whole time.

01:08:21.300 I know.

01:08:22.220 Cartoons, punchies, donuts, some food, eat some donuts, watch a movie.

01:08:26.280 And then the whole thing here, too.

01:08:28.060 It's like it's almost a self-fulfilling thing where if you are on an edible and you're fucked up like this.

01:08:33.100 And you're like, I need to go to the hospital.

01:08:34.500 And then you go to the hospital.

01:08:36.540 It's like you're in a new environment.

01:08:38.180 Everyone around you is kind of sick and weird and looking at you.

01:08:41.420 And, like, it actually will spiral you worse.

01:08:44.560 You just need to stay under the covers.

01:08:46.240 Put the AC on.

01:08:47.140 Hey, edible eaters out there, remember, you can always eat more.

01:08:51.340 You can never eat less.

01:08:53.100 Same as a haircut.

01:08:55.620 That's good advice.

01:08:56.720 Happened to me yesterday with my haircut.

01:08:58.320 Yeah, I think it looks good.

01:08:59.580 Thank you.

01:09:00.760 All right.

01:09:01.220 Let's go to the boat HOA story.

01:09:05.520 This guy had a boat in his yard and you can read it.

01:09:09.080 Yeah, a man who kept his boat beside his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view.

01:09:14.740 So he built a fence and hired someone to paint it.

01:09:17.720 And he just made it one of those hybrid reality, mixed reality situations where it's painted like a boat anyway.

01:09:24.560 Love to see it.

01:09:25.440 Yeah.

01:09:26.040 That's what you get.

01:09:26.920 When people try to come down on you and make stupid rules, you want to make them pay a little bit, right?

01:09:30.960 Especially when the rest of the town, I'm sure, is full of illegal immigrants and criminals being let out.

01:09:35.700 And then like the HOA guy, you need to change something or we're going to fine you.

01:09:38.900 You're the one guy who needs to uphold the social contract.

01:09:42.220 None of us else are, but you have to.

01:09:44.920 All right.

01:09:45.220 Let's go to the guy who does.

01:09:46.340 Use your discretion.

01:09:47.120 Don't always be an antagonistic asshole, but I'm sure this guy had a reason.

01:09:50.320 Yeah.

01:09:50.660 I trust.

01:09:51.780 This next clip, this person has a flower tree.

01:09:55.260 It's a tree stump and they attach roses to it.

01:09:59.000 And then look at this.

01:09:59.960 So they attach just little roses, which is just like pieces of stems of roses.

01:10:05.200 And then this thing gets cooking.

01:10:07.440 He tapes it up and now it's a full rose tree.

01:10:12.000 Look at the size of this thing.

01:10:13.820 It's a rose bush, right?

01:10:15.700 Rose bush, but you'll see it's a rose tree.

01:10:18.000 He grafted it onto him.

01:10:19.360 Look at that.

01:10:20.580 That's nice.

01:10:21.940 And that's everything's just kind of meant to go.

01:10:24.900 That's right.

01:10:25.680 You know what I mean?

01:10:26.200 Life finds a way.

01:10:27.440 Yeah.

01:10:28.020 That's impressive.

01:10:28.880 Yeah.

01:10:30.240 Okay.

01:10:30.840 Let's go to the poop up the butt.

01:10:33.980 All right.

01:10:34.440 This is actually my favorite clip of the show.

01:10:37.220 I don't understand how he does this.

01:10:38.860 So I guess they're putting it back in the cow because they didn't want it to go on the ground?

01:10:51.220 Yeah.

01:10:51.420 It's like the rose thing.

01:10:52.480 They're growing something inside the cow.

01:10:54.560 Wow.

01:10:55.760 All right.

01:10:56.600 National Anthem at Stanford.

01:10:58.100 Last clip of the whole episode.

01:10:59.340 Isn't that nice?

01:11:11.000 That's a darty.

01:11:12.620 Frat boy summer, white boy summer.

01:11:14.980 I saw some minorities in there.

01:11:17.220 Yeah.

01:11:17.540 That's what you have to say.

01:11:18.220 Frat boy summer for them.

01:11:19.040 But also, white boy summer isn't just for white people.

01:11:21.980 It's a mindset.

01:11:23.040 Absolutely.

01:11:23.760 So it's like it's a white boy summer mindset.

01:11:28.360 White boy activities, but anyone can do them.

01:11:30.560 You wear boat shoes.

01:11:31.540 You do zins.

01:11:32.320 You go ride a jet ski.

01:11:34.280 Water sports are a huge part of white boy summer.

01:11:36.920 And white people activities is water sports.

01:11:38.960 Funnel a beer.

01:11:40.000 Yeah.

01:11:40.180 You play golf.

01:11:41.240 You're drunk on the golf course.

01:11:43.340 Black people don't do water sports.

01:11:44.780 That's true.

01:11:45.900 All right.

01:11:46.240 Well, that is the end of the episode.

01:11:48.220 We do have shout outs today.

01:11:50.200 Okay.

01:11:50.420 Because we had so many birthday shout outs coming in, I had to split this week up into two.

01:11:55.820 So our first shout out.

01:11:57.200 Happy birthday to Alan Hayes on May 10th.

01:12:00.520 He lives in Bellevue, Washington.

01:12:01.960 He's a huge show watcher.

01:12:03.880 And he said that Bellevue is so liberal, it's horrible.

01:12:07.220 Oh, tough break.

01:12:08.260 So happy birthday to you.

01:12:10.720 Keep holding down strong.

01:12:11.960 We'll keep holding it down here at the show.

01:12:14.540 Happy birthday to Macy on May 10th.

01:12:16.960 This is from your sister, Marla.

01:12:18.340 She had this set up.

01:12:19.580 You're a huge show watcher.

01:12:20.760 We appreciate it.

01:12:22.020 You're great.

01:12:22.820 Say something nice about Macy.

01:12:24.040 Macy, you got a lovely sister there.

01:12:25.800 Happy birthday.

01:12:27.440 You complimented Macy by complimenting her sister.

01:12:30.500 This is always how it goes with the Macy and Marla.

01:12:34.680 Happy birthday to Jennifer Glaib.

01:12:36.740 She turned 34 on May 14th.

01:12:39.160 That's today.

01:12:40.060 Wow.

01:12:40.460 She's a based mom of four, homeschools the kids, and doesn't feed anyone seed oils.

01:12:45.240 Very good.

01:12:46.000 Completely based mom.

01:12:47.200 She crushes it, Backbone of America.

01:12:49.840 There you go.

01:12:50.340 Happy birthday to Aaron, or maybe A.A. Ron, as that lady would have pronounced it, who

01:12:55.560 turns 29 on May 14th today.

01:12:58.540 Longtime bonus lander, and the Amber Tracy story, he showed his wife that, and then that

01:13:05.500 got her kind of hooked on the show, too.

01:13:07.240 Very good.

01:13:07.740 Very supportive.

01:13:08.620 You never know what someone might like.

01:13:10.080 Yeah, or what sticks with somebody, exactly.

01:13:12.580 Happy birthday to Tanner Norton on May 14th as well.

01:13:15.860 He watches on separate devices with his wife, and they have been for a long time.

01:13:20.040 Congrats, you two.

01:13:21.240 Happy birthday.

01:13:22.100 Thank you for watching.

01:13:22.900 May 14th.

01:13:23.660 May 14th.

01:13:24.260 Crazy.

01:13:26.000 What's nine months ago?

01:13:27.400 I don't know.

01:13:28.160 July 4th or something?

01:13:29.740 What were everyone's parents doing?

01:13:31.700 And then last one is for a young musician.

01:13:34.900 Happy birthday to Dan from Patrick, your dad.

01:13:38.600 Dan loves music, especially the guitar.

01:13:41.640 Keep going strong, buddy.

01:13:43.100 Keep going strong.

01:13:44.480 Keep focusing on music.

01:13:45.560 Get really good, and one day you're going to sell out concerts across the world.

01:13:49.000 You're going to go on a world tour.

01:13:50.420 There you go.

01:13:51.600 That means, yeah, his dad, Patrick, got that set up for him.

01:13:55.380 And he lets him watch the show?

01:13:56.700 And Patrick lets Dan watch the show.

01:13:58.580 He stays up late type shit?

01:14:00.600 All right.

01:14:01.680 Hey, we curse a little bit.

01:14:02.960 It's a little rough.

01:14:03.720 Oh, sorry.

01:14:04.760 Happy birthday, Danny.

01:14:05.980 Happy birthday, Danny.

01:14:06.940 We love you.

01:14:07.600 All right.

01:14:08.060 That's the end of the show.

01:14:09.160 Thank you guys for watching.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - May 14, 2024

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