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00:00:19.980 Today on the show, we have some new conspiracies surfacing,

00:00:23.820 one of which is a fake second coming of Jesus.

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00:00:29.000 Then, in Cringe of the Week, we have a Is Chivalry Dead section,

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00:03:18.940 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:20.460 We have a pretty packed episode, a very important housekeeping as always.

00:03:24.800 Solid cringe, solid urban, and uplifting, and shout outs.

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00:03:29.640 We're not going to waste any time.

00:03:31.160 All right.

00:03:31.500 First things first.

00:03:32.680 We have some updates.

00:03:33.980 Biden versus Trump.

00:03:35.300 The debates are going to happen, or as of now, it seems like it.

00:03:39.120 Joe Biden released this clip. 0.97

00:03:41.340 Kind of talking trash to Donald Trump. 0.92

00:03:43.180 Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. 0.84

00:03:45.640 And since then, he hadn't shown up for debate.

00:03:47.420 Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again.

00:03:49.780 Well, make my day, pal.

00:03:51.440 I'll even do it twice.

00:03:53.340 So let's pick the dates, Donald.

00:03:54.880 I hear you're free on Wednesdays.

00:03:56.400 Wow.

00:03:57.080 Six cuts, an attempted bit.

00:03:59.460 And he got most of the words right.

00:04:01.800 I mean, you know, to be fair, when you have six cuts, you get the words right.

00:04:04.640 He said the sentences.

00:04:05.980 Yeah.

00:04:06.240 There's a PA there making sure each sentence gets said.

00:04:09.300 Yeah, each word is, like, on a letter.

00:04:12.180 And, you know, I wonder how long the people were in the room for that.

00:04:15.200 I think that might have taken, like, a third of a day, possibly.

00:04:17.980 Oh, yeah.

00:04:18.400 You know, a juice break, some sort of break, you know.

00:04:21.060 And I'm not talking sippy juice.

00:04:22.560 I'm talking juice break.

00:04:23.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:24.600 They juiced him up for that.

00:04:25.760 And then that was all the, that was the lid happens right after.

00:04:29.080 All right, that's it for the day.

00:04:30.380 He's done.

00:04:30.980 Call it.

00:04:31.900 Dr. Jill takes him away, so.

00:04:33.620 Exactly.

00:04:34.440 But it does sound interesting.

00:04:36.220 Obviously, everyone wants this debate to happen.

00:04:37.980 There are some stipulations that Team Biden said that they would require.

00:04:42.300 A couple of them are.

00:04:44.020 Can you do another?

00:04:44.680 Biden is refusing to debate Trump in front of an audience of voters.

00:04:49.560 His campaign is demanding big guardrails for Biden, including no audience, no RFK Jr.,

00:04:54.500 no Trump remarks during Biden's answers, only Biden-friendly outlets and anchors who can moderate

00:05:00.800 from CBS, ABC, CNN, or Telemundo.

00:05:03.280 And the first one is scheduled for late June with CNN.

00:05:07.700 So, of course, it's going to be two moderators and Joe Biden on one side of the stage and

00:05:11.300 then Trump on the other getting like, and the first question is going to be like, January 1.00

00:05:14.940 6th, like, you know, the worst shit ever. 0.99

00:05:17.700 But it's crazy that Biden challenged him, right? 0.99

00:05:20.120 Well, it is crazy that he challenged him.

00:05:23.440 I think that there might be something to it where, like, Biden can challenge him, kind

00:05:27.780 of bluff and pretend he wants to do the debate.

00:05:30.180 OK.

00:05:30.500 And then Trump will have some court things, some court obligation he can't get out of.

00:05:35.480 And then he's going to go, oh, I challenged you, Jack, and you backed out.

00:05:38.820 Yeah.

00:05:39.060 A judge somewhere will cover for Biden.

00:05:41.040 That's a decent prediction.

00:05:41.960 That's a decent prediction.

00:05:42.820 Because, I mean, polling and everything else must be an absolute train wreck for the team

00:05:47.240 Biden to be like, OK, we need Joe on the debate stage.

00:05:50.480 Like, everyone knows that's the absolute worst case scenario thing you were attempting to avoid

00:05:54.700 this whole time.

00:05:55.440 Let's lead with Joe and transparency.

00:05:58.160 Yeah.

00:05:59.300 What are the other ideas?

00:06:01.660 Yeah.

00:06:01.860 Anything else?

00:06:02.720 Can we nuke someone? 0.91

00:06:03.760 Can we get into a war?

00:06:05.240 It's like, we already tried that.

00:06:06.260 Like, yeah.

00:06:06.640 What bolsters a president's ratings?

00:06:08.720 Like, war, you know, an impeachment or something?

00:06:11.500 And obviously, everyone knows that things are worse under Joe Biden.

00:06:15.760 We have some stats here of just, like, how things have changed over the last few years

00:06:19.400 since Biden took office.

00:06:20.780 Yeah.

00:06:20.920 These are just general inflation numbers.

00:06:22.780 Gas, 55%.

00:06:24.060 Groceries, 21%.

00:06:25.580 Eating out, 21%.

00:06:27.060 Baby food, 30%.

00:06:28.600 You get the gist of it.

00:06:29.980 Let's see.

00:06:30.540 K through 12 food, 64%.

00:06:34.020 I'm trying to read some of the larger ones.

00:06:36.100 Rents up, 20%.

00:06:37.140 Electricity is almost 30%.

00:06:38.740 Natural gas, 22%.

00:06:40.220 Used cars, airfare, everything's up.

00:06:42.500 Yeah.

00:06:42.840 Everything's worse.

00:06:44.040 And if you hadn't noticed you're getting smoked, congratulations on how rich you are.

00:06:47.800 Right?

00:06:48.100 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:06:48.880 You know, only the rich people can really just be like, did things change?

00:06:53.120 Wow, a burger that much?

00:06:55.200 Exactly.

00:06:55.720 So everyone's getting smoked unless you ignore what you're seeing with your eyes and ears

00:07:00.760 every day. 0.97

00:07:01.460 So unless you're like an emotional woman or a homosexual who's going to say, I can't vote 1.00

00:07:06.080 for Trump because of what might happen.

00:07:07.880 Yeah.

00:07:08.360 You know what's going on.

00:07:09.640 And then KJP, Kareem Jean-Pierre, she's out there.

00:07:13.740 I don't know if it's gaslighting because she might not even know herself.

00:07:16.720 She might just be reading the paper and not even fully aware of what's actually going on.

00:07:20.500 Still seeing inflation above normal levels, despite everything the administration and the

00:07:26.000 Fed is doing.

00:07:27.020 Do you have a sense of when households can expect to see prices stabilized?

00:07:31.460 So look, here's what I can tell you what we're going to continue to do is make sure that

00:07:36.040 we are, when it comes to our priority as it relates to the economy, we want to make sure

00:07:40.120 that we're fighting inflation and continue to do so.

00:07:42.740 And so we understand we have a lot more work to do.

00:07:45.200 We get that.

00:07:46.340 But I would state that inflation is down more than 60% with the lowest core inflation in

00:07:51.120 three years and grocery prices fell over the last three months.

00:07:53.980 Wages are up more than the prices over the last year.

00:07:56.580 So she reads all this stuff.

00:07:58.000 She kind of gaslights you and she reads it.

00:08:00.200 But I think she might just be reading it and not know that she's like saying lies.

00:08:04.700 Like, I don't think she realizes like how juxtaposed with reality what she's saying is insane.

00:08:11.700 Yeah.

00:08:12.340 Inflation is down 60% from a crazy comparatively high point.

00:08:18.080 And it's not deflation.

00:08:19.980 It's the prices are going up less than they were going up earlier late this year, you know,

00:08:25.060 or 2023, right?

00:08:26.140 Yeah.

00:08:26.340 But she reads it and thinks, oh, things are going good.

00:08:28.220 Yeah, I answered that one.

00:08:29.920 I'm great.

00:08:30.600 And if you want more proof of like the state of the economy, here's what's going on at

00:08:34.540 McDonald's. 1.00

00:08:35.400 Say this shit. 1.00

00:08:36.000 Y'all be shaming y'all still. 1.00

00:08:38.640 Got a Big Mac, right? 1.00

00:08:39.840 I was like, damn, this shit thin. 1.00

00:08:41.340 Look at this patty. 1.00

00:08:42.740 Y'all, it's so thin.

00:08:45.540 What?

00:08:47.940 McDonald's.

00:08:48.460 So that's what you get at McDonald's.

00:08:50.680 That's the patty size. 0.68

00:08:52.120 And keep in mind, the prices of Big Macs went up.

00:08:54.780 Yeah.

00:08:55.060 So the prices of Big Macs went up and then the quality and size of the meat patties has

00:08:59.380 gone down.

00:09:00.100 So it's a double squeeze.

00:09:01.240 It's not just the prices.

00:09:02.820 It's higher prices and cheaper meat.

00:09:06.160 So that's kind of a sign of the times.

00:09:08.060 Yeah.

00:09:08.240 And you think this woman is going to vote for Trump? 0.89

00:09:10.840 Yeah.

00:09:11.960 McDonald's.

00:09:12.640 What did you do at Big Mac? 0.99

00:09:13.660 I ain't going to vote for racist Trump.

00:09:15.380 No, yeah, she won't.

00:09:16.960 But obviously with the election coming up, my theory has been that Joe Biden is not going

00:09:22.280 to run.

00:09:23.640 He's going to step down last minute just so they didn't have to do a primary, step down

00:09:27.060 last minute and basically hand it off to Michelle Obama. 0.99

00:09:29.400 That's what I think.

00:09:30.080 Ooh, run Trump into a buzzsaw and then somebody else debates him.

00:09:33.540 Joe was never going to debate.

00:09:34.760 Oh, that's interesting.

00:09:36.000 It could be something.

00:09:37.280 And then tell me if this rings true to you.

00:09:39.820 I've been seeing articles lately like New York Post, anxious Biden fears first son Hunter

00:09:44.980 will serve prison time over gun case.

00:09:47.300 Yeah.

00:09:47.420 So imagine Joe Biden does something like pardon Hunter Biden and then step down and go, hey,

00:09:53.780 family first, Jack.

00:09:55.060 I got to protect my family.

00:09:57.000 I know that's kind of a faux pas or whatever.

00:09:59.220 So I'm going to resign and step down or not run in 2024 because I pardoned my son kind 1.00

00:10:05.500 of not in a crooked way, but, you know, like do something like that.

00:10:08.620 I had to do it.

00:10:09.540 You had to do it.

00:10:10.280 Then get out.

00:10:10.880 Then Michelle Obama comes in.

00:10:12.260 Yeah, I could see it.

00:10:13.060 So that's kind of what I think is going to happen.

00:10:14.860 All right.

00:10:15.140 All right.

00:10:15.540 Let's get it.

00:10:15.940 That's one of your least schizo theories.

00:10:17.700 So I, you know, I'm a fair guy.

00:10:19.680 But he needs an excuse.

00:10:20.720 We're getting to the second coming of Jesus thing, which you didn't tell me before the

00:10:24.180 episode.

00:10:24.580 So I'll save it for that.

00:10:25.900 Yeah.

00:10:26.160 But, you know, like Joe Biden, he needs a reason to get out.

00:10:30.220 Yeah.

00:10:30.500 And he can save face family.

00:10:32.160 The family.

00:10:32.800 He doesn't have to seppuku himself.

00:10:34.440 Like he needs to save face and like have some honor.

00:10:37.040 So he'll give himself a thing.

00:10:38.740 His family is his thing.

00:10:39.280 He pretends he's important to him.

00:10:40.940 Oh, I got to pardon my son.

00:10:42.280 And that's why I'm stepping down.

00:10:43.580 Yeah.

00:10:43.700 Being a good dad versus having severe, severe dementia, it's an easy choice for the legacy

00:10:49.340 of a president.

00:10:49.880 Right?

00:10:50.320 Yeah.

00:10:50.860 So that's kind of what could happen.

00:10:52.960 All right.

00:10:53.580 Let's get into the next section.

00:10:55.580 Don Lemon has been getting wrecked on his show.

00:10:58.720 Yeah.

00:10:59.000 Absolutely wrecked.

00:10:59.880 Yeah.

00:11:00.040 Don Lemon.

00:11:00.640 Remember when he started off with an interview of Elon Musk on his show and he was like trying

00:11:05.160 to exclusively do it on X and then he wanted millions of dollars in a cyber truck.

00:11:10.520 Yeah.

00:11:11.160 Don, you don't have that cachet.

00:11:13.060 Elon said no.

00:11:14.340 And here's his show on YouTube.

00:11:16.700 Right.

00:11:16.960 And this has been, I don't know, like maybe nine episodes or 10 total episodes.

00:11:22.360 11K views, 6.5K, 3.3K views, 13K views he hit one time.

00:11:28.320 That's nice, Don.

00:11:29.220 13K.

00:11:30.000 Yeah.

00:11:30.420 But this is obviously weak numbers.

00:11:32.620 We destroy these.

00:11:33.940 Yeah.

00:11:34.200 We're like 10X more.

00:11:35.740 We're more than 10X Don Lemon.

00:11:37.300 And then this is who Don Lemon was the whole time.

00:11:40.940 He had the idea that he was some important guy because he was on TV every day.

00:11:44.880 People did his makeup.

00:11:46.080 People did his makeup.

00:11:47.340 People treated him like talent.

00:11:48.940 But then when he's off of the time slot on CNN, 99.99% of your audience left with it.

00:11:55.540 Yeah.

00:11:55.720 So no one actually tunes in.

00:11:56.900 No one actually cares.

00:11:58.140 No one actually needs your perspective on anything. 1.00

00:12:01.120 You're just a catty homosexual. 1.00

00:12:02.680 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:12:03.160 I agree.

00:12:03.860 I agree.

00:12:04.240 And Don Lemon thought it was like, oh, people love me.

00:12:06.940 I'm Don Lemon.

00:12:07.840 I'm right on CNN.

00:12:08.940 And it was basically 95% the time slot and a network that was going with or without him.

00:12:15.220 Right?

00:12:15.420 Yeah.

00:12:15.660 So he overplayed his hand there and probably should have stuck with it and been a company

00:12:19.640 man for life.

00:12:20.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:21.560 And there were clues too.

00:12:22.680 Don Lemon.

00:12:23.880 He's a lemon. 0.62

00:12:24.360 Lemon is a car that's a dud. 0.96

00:12:26.160 It's a dud.

00:12:27.200 Yeah. 0.75

00:12:27.520 Don Lemon's a dud.

00:12:28.740 My last name is Fletcher. 0.97

00:12:29.940 Fletcher means to sharpen an arrow.

00:12:31.900 Wow.

00:12:32.040 That's sharp.

00:12:32.500 That can penetrate.

00:12:33.300 That's important.

00:12:34.240 That sounds like a YouTube show that will last.

00:12:37.560 Yeah.

00:12:37.940 Potentially dangerous.

00:12:39.220 Lemon's something you put in your hair in the summer to make it more blonde. 0.99

00:12:42.220 A little gay. 0.99

00:12:43.200 Twink. 0.99

00:12:43.700 Something to think about.

00:12:44.620 Yeah.

00:12:45.040 All right.

00:12:45.660 Moving on.

00:12:46.340 Our next piece of housekeeping.

00:12:48.100 Harrison Butker, the kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs.

00:12:50.900 He gave a speech at a college graduation a few days ago in Kansas at a Catholic college.

00:12:56.180 And he had some conservative and traditional themes to it about women in the workplace and

00:13:03.140 don't forget that being a mom is a very important job and a better career than going into the

00:13:08.620 workforce.

00:13:09.840 There were some other things that people got mad about.

00:13:11.960 And then the NFL came out and said that they were not happy with what he said.

00:13:16.560 Yeah.

00:13:16.840 The NFL issued a statement condemning Chiefs player Harrison Butker's speech against homosexuality,

00:13:22.200 abortion, and women in the workplace. 1.00

00:13:24.560 Yeah.

00:13:24.840 But keep in mind, this is a Catholic guy giving a Catholic speech at a Catholic college.

00:13:30.680 So.

00:13:31.880 It's like, well, isn't that exactly what you had hoped he'd do?

00:13:34.380 Yeah.

00:13:34.740 And then the NFL came out against him and saying like, oh, like we don't stand with this.

00:13:40.340 This is so bad.

00:13:41.040 But then Memetic Sisyphus, our friend, he had some points about this and how the NFL has

00:13:46.160 handled like actual violence and actual crimes done by the players.

00:13:49.760 Yeah.

00:13:50.200 Compared to the recent arrest of Von Miller, who beat his pregnant wife, a facts only report

00:13:55.120 can be found on the NFL page, but they offered no comment when asked about him.

00:13:58.960 I guess they couldn't figure out the morality of that case.

00:14:01.860 And it's Bill's linebacker, Von Miller, turns himself in on felony domestic violence charges.

00:14:06.320 And then NFL offers no comment on whether Von Miller will be placed on paid leave.

00:14:10.920 So a thought crime is worse than a real crime, according to the NFL.

00:14:15.100 NFL goes, ah, we can't unbeat his wife, but we can make Harrison Butker change his mind 0.98

00:14:20.460 or something or apologize. 1.00

00:14:22.160 So maybe he should have in the speech said that girls should abort babies and twerk their ass. 1.00

00:14:26.920 Yeah, sexy red should be playing Harrison Butker. 1.00

00:14:30.820 But yeah, I mean, it's just another one of those things where it's like, you look at

00:14:34.180 what, where the energy is going.

00:14:36.580 And there were so many 30 something borderline alcoholic espresso martini girls getting really 1.00

00:14:42.780 mad on Twitter thinking, oh my God, Harrison Butker, why is he trying to handmaid's tale

00:14:47.520 me?

00:14:48.060 Right.

00:14:48.120 Um, so it pretty sad state of affairs.

00:14:51.580 Uh, I mean, this is pretty normal Catholic stuff, uh, have 10 kids, right?

00:14:55.900 That's kind of a pretty Catholic meme.

00:14:57.920 And he was basically just saying like the part that got all the girls mad, he was just saying

00:15:01.500 that being a mom is a career in itself and it's a more rewarding career than having some 0.98

00:15:06.300 email job.

00:15:07.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:07.640 And then every girl who has an email job who doesn't have the kids is now like trying 1.00

00:15:12.020 to double down and it's like, all right, we'll see.

00:15:13.880 And we'll see you at 40.

00:15:15.120 Yeah.

00:15:15.340 And we'll see if you're still excited about the sending the emails for the sunglass company

00:15:19.400 or whatever.

00:15:19.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:21.220 The sunglass company, uh, it turns out they were using, uh, acetate that was kind of laced

00:15:26.080 with something.

00:15:27.000 Yeah.

00:15:27.080 There's lead.

00:15:27.900 Yeah.

00:15:28.180 They had to pay out a big, uh, a big lawsuit and now it's under, but yeah.

00:15:32.140 So, I mean, the main issue is what people get mad at, what has to be condemned.

00:15:38.540 You know, this is Harrison Butker on his personal time doing this. 0.91

00:15:41.980 Uh, it's just such a backwards and fucked up world pretty much where the NFL, the whole 1.00

00:15:46.540 organization has to come and condemn this guy for, uh, you know, basically practicing 0.99

00:15:51.120 his religion and telling others the same.

00:15:53.880 So exactly.

00:15:54.440 With all the domestic violence that happens every single year, NFL doesn't have a comment

00:15:58.540 on that.

00:15:59.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:16:00.120 Shut up and dribble guys. 1.00

00:16:01.440 People got 10 baby mamas, you know, and, uh, they're, they're back on, they're behind 0.99

00:16:06.660 due on their child support and stuff.

00:16:08.180 And it's like, this is what you want to get mad at.

00:16:10.400 And nobody has to do it.

00:16:12.040 Nobody has to go.

00:16:12.680 Oh yes, Mr. Butker.

00:16:14.120 Yeah.

00:16:14.540 I'm quitting my job right now.

00:16:16.220 Nobody, you don't have to listen.

00:16:17.540 So it's at a Catholic college.

00:16:18.720 So it's like, all right, if you're not Catholic or if you don't, if this doesn't ring true 0.90

00:16:22.260 to you, then like, don't even listen to the speech.

00:16:24.000 It's like a speech you gave at a Catholic college where that's good advice for those kids.

00:16:28.040 Yeah.

00:16:28.360 So it's very frustrating, but what do you expect these days?

00:16:31.440 All right.

00:16:31.940 Let's get into some conspiracies that are probably true.

00:16:34.460 Okay.

00:16:35.260 Let's start with the King Charles portrait.

00:16:37.660 King Charles revealed a new portrait.

00:16:40.060 Yeah.

00:16:40.420 Uh, it says him with this red stuff, which is weird.

00:16:43.300 But then if you flip it backwards and upside down, the calling card of the devil, you see

00:16:48.940 it's a, it's a Baphomet type thing.

00:16:51.860 Okay.

00:16:52.300 You see it?

00:16:53.220 A little bit.

00:16:54.300 You see the horns and holding the horns and then the Baphomet?

00:16:57.180 Yeah, I see that.

00:16:58.000 It looks like it.

00:16:59.020 And then if, same with Obama, if you take the Obama old portrait, you can kind of see

00:17:04.140 a Baphomet in there too.

00:17:05.580 Wow.

00:17:06.160 You see it?

00:17:06.760 Hmm.

00:17:07.560 Is it a coincidence?

00:17:08.980 Yeah, I don't know.

00:17:09.740 Probably not.

00:17:10.220 Probably not.

00:17:11.060 Looks a little greasy to me, but you know.

00:17:12.900 It's something, right?

00:17:13.760 Mm-hmm.

00:17:14.400 And so yeah.

00:17:15.000 I don't think the optics were great for this painting even in the first place without the

00:17:18.760 backers and flipping it around like the blood red King Charles.

00:17:21.760 It's like, yeah, it looks like you.

00:17:23.200 What's all the red?

00:17:25.180 What's the red for?

00:17:26.520 So.

00:17:27.180 Yeah.

00:17:27.620 So that's interesting.

00:17:28.660 I'm not sure.

00:17:29.860 And then, uh, yeah, there's Baphomet itself.

00:17:32.220 So yeah, it is real.

00:17:33.740 The things we showed you were real.

00:17:35.720 You put them side by side, you flip them.

00:17:37.480 That's what it looks like.

00:17:38.760 All right.

00:17:39.180 Next conspiracy.

00:17:40.760 Well, I'm going to present this next one without any comment.

00:17:43.520 Okay.

00:17:43.740 It's, uh, the earth compared to yin and yang.

00:17:46.940 Okay.

00:17:47.560 Here it goes right here.

00:17:50.560 Doesn't that seem like what's going on?

00:17:53.520 Okay.

00:17:54.200 Doesn't that seem like what's going on?

00:17:55.960 And there were little clues left for people who were looking for clues to kind of figure

00:17:59.680 out how this all works.

00:18:01.060 I don't know.

00:18:01.820 Maybe.

00:18:02.080 There's something here where like everyone tries to tell you the sun's a billion miles

00:18:06.040 away and the moon's like right here.

00:18:07.940 But then when they do an eclipse, they're the exact same size. 1.00

00:18:11.140 Isn't that kind of stupid? 0.99

00:18:13.740 Like, oh, well, we got lucky. 1.00

00:18:15.360 They're the exact same size when they line up.

00:18:17.620 If you were going off vibes, wouldn't you just say these things are the same size and

00:18:23.360 they kind of run on different axes and sometimes they cross?

00:18:26.400 Or one thing's a lot closer by a lot and in earth's orbit.

00:18:30.420 And then when it lines up with the sun, they're the exact same size.

00:18:34.420 That's the part where it doesn't ring true.

00:18:36.840 Well, all right, buddy.

00:18:38.120 I'll let you cook.

00:18:38.900 Whatever.

00:18:39.660 All right.

00:18:39.900 Let's go to the next conspiracy.

00:18:42.380 CERN.

00:18:43.140 So I've been seeing this on my algorithm a lot lately, which obviously could be future

00:18:47.760 me trying to communicate with me.

00:18:50.640 CERN apparently is planning some sort of second coming of Jesus.

00:18:55.020 This guy who worked at the FBI for 20 years had this to say.

00:18:59.060 Let me know what you guys think.

00:19:00.580 What I'm here to tell people is that when Project Blue Beam is used, again, it's going

00:19:06.320 to be it's not going to be by the United States.

00:19:09.160 It's not going to be by national.

00:19:10.920 It's going to be by global government.

00:19:13.780 They're the ones who are going to use this stuff.

00:19:16.020 And it's going to be not just a bunch of pretty holograms.

00:19:19.460 It's going to be they're going to be using it for religious figures.

00:19:23.140 They're going to have Jesus in the sky, but it's not just going to be holograms.

00:19:28.840 There's going to be voice to skull technology.

00:19:31.220 It's also going to be used.

00:19:32.760 They're going to be able to have these figures speak to every human being on the planet.

00:19:39.040 Isn't that kind of crazy?

00:19:40.380 Yeah.

00:19:40.780 That's why you got to get the nanobots out.

00:19:43.160 OK, because like they're going to have it.

00:19:45.480 Hey, voice to skull technology.

00:19:47.800 I think anyone who experiences that's going to go, OK, this is real.

00:19:51.280 It has to be.

00:19:51.980 But it could be the nanobots that they put in us over all these years.

00:19:56.140 But you haven't mentioned nanobots on the podcast yet.

00:19:58.700 So heavy metals is nanobots.

00:20:01.060 OK, heavy metals out of your brain.

00:20:03.080 They're they're creating the chip.

00:20:04.820 So when this thing happens, they can go right to your brain.

00:20:07.280 And then you go, oh, of course, this is real.

00:20:08.840 I'm hearing the voice myself.

00:20:10.240 All right.

00:20:10.860 All right.

00:20:11.180 Something to think about.

00:20:12.440 I don't know who's more schizophrenic. 0.88

00:20:13.940 This guy could be equally as unreliable as you.

00:20:16.400 He might think the world is yin and yang, too.

00:20:18.660 I think he probably does.

00:20:19.480 He worked at the FBI for 20 years.

00:20:20.820 He was what they based the X-Files off.

00:20:23.160 I know this is this is ringing like the the guy from the cryptid society that we covered

00:20:28.780 in bonus land who just was doing a review of someone who is a special effects makeup

00:20:33.360 person and said that, oh, this is what they have in Japan.

00:20:36.820 And it's like it says Marshall's makeup right in the bottom right corner.

00:20:40.600 So you see Jesus in the sky and hear voice to skull technology.

00:20:44.120 You'll at least be skeptical.

00:20:46.040 OK.

00:20:46.680 But I don't know.

00:20:47.220 I don't also don't want to discourage people from the second coming as well.

00:20:51.460 I know.

00:20:51.660 Maybe that's what he's up to.

00:20:53.180 And it's a double reverse psyop.

00:20:55.300 Oh, man.

00:20:57.120 See, you're not even thinking straight.

00:20:58.260 Well, hey, we have to be aware so that we can make up our minds and use our discernment

00:21:02.340 when it happens.

00:21:03.460 But something to think about.

00:21:04.800 Voice to skull technology.

00:21:06.460 That's the planted seed of the day.

00:21:08.080 All right.

00:21:08.640 Voice to skull technology.

00:21:11.180 All right.

00:21:11.920 Make sure you guys help us.

00:21:13.360 Make sure you tickle the post.

00:21:14.880 Juice the algo.

00:21:15.800 Leave a comment.

00:21:16.540 Leave a comment again.

00:21:17.460 Then start yapping about what you want to yap about.

00:21:19.780 Notifications need to be on.

00:21:20.960 P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:21:23.540 All right.

00:21:25.020 All right.

00:21:25.580 Our next story.

00:21:26.740 We're still in housekeeping.

00:21:27.900 We have two pages left, but it's really important stuff.

00:21:30.380 Buffalo Wild Wings is about to make a huge mistake.

00:21:33.380 Buffalo Wild Wings now has unlimited wings and fries every Monday and Wednesday.

00:21:36.960 Starting on May 13th, you can get as many bonus wings and fries as you'd like

00:21:40.460 for only $19.99.

00:21:42.000 All you have to do is dine in Buffalo Wild Wings.

00:21:43.920 Buffalo Wild Wings, B-dubs. 0.97

00:21:45.700 Yo.

00:21:46.260 You got to watch out.

00:21:47.540 Come in.

00:21:47.900 Come in here, Buffalo Wild Wings.

00:21:49.260 Lean in close.

00:21:50.340 And I'm sure you think this will work.

00:21:52.260 I'm sure you need to have a new scheme to get more people in the door. 0.93

00:21:55.700 You think people might tip or you think people might order beers with these

00:21:59.520 endless wings, these cheap endless wings in this inflation hellhole economy?

00:22:03.400 Yeah.

00:22:03.940 But I'm here to tell you, when you have unlimited anything, so in this case,

00:22:08.040 unlimited bonus wings and fries, you're going to attract a certain type of person.

00:22:14.120 Yeah.

00:22:14.400 Certain type of guy and a group of his buddies.

00:22:17.320 This is what happened to Red Lobster. 0.99

00:22:19.060 Red Lobster did unlimited shrimp and it bankrupted them.

00:22:22.260 And it's going to happen to you guys too.

00:22:24.140 You think, oh, people are going to come.

00:22:25.840 People love shrimp. 0.91

00:22:26.640 People love bonus wings.

00:22:27.580 They'll come and eat as many as they can.

00:22:29.180 They're going to bring their whole family.

00:22:31.060 They're only going to pay for the two adults.

00:22:33.020 The two adults are going to be there.

00:22:34.460 And then when the waiter kids who are eating too, and when the waiter goes back, then they,

00:22:38.700 the kids all slurp it up.

00:22:40.180 And then the waiter is not going to want to be accused of being racist.

00:22:43.920 So they're not going to say anything to the patrons and say, Hey, I saw your kid eating

00:22:48.280 and they're not going to say anything.

00:22:49.160 And they're going to keep bringing dishes and dishes of boneless wings. 0.99

00:22:51.640 And you're going to go under this happened to Red Lobster.

00:22:54.500 The shrimp bankrupted them for the exact reason we're describing.

00:22:57.680 We're warning you now, unlimited boneless wings and unlimited fries is going to attract a 1.00

00:23:03.040 certain type of group that is going to take advantage of you.

00:23:06.540 And we showed that, uh, the Red Lobster example.

00:23:09.760 We showed that in Urban Decay.

00:23:11.360 Some people posted a TikTok.

00:23:12.800 It was a large black family who said, Hey, Red Lobster was being mean to us.

00:23:18.800 And it was like, no, all the kids were eating the shrimp. 0.63

00:23:20.940 Don't lie to us.

00:23:21.860 The TikTok viewer on your own, uh, explanation.

00:23:24.740 So, uh, watch out Buffalo Wild Wings.

00:23:28.540 It's going to get ugly and it's going to come down to your workers, your, uh, waiters having 0.83

00:23:34.860 the guts to go up to a group and say, Hey, I saw everyone eating.

00:23:37.960 Everyone's getting charged.

00:23:38.840 There's going to be a blow up and that's going to work.

00:23:41.480 And then guess what?

00:23:42.480 When you charge that extra, what do you think the tip is?

00:23:46.080 So rhymes with hero.

00:23:47.700 Yeah.

00:23:48.540 So just keep that in mind.

00:23:49.940 Heard it here first as well.

00:23:51.440 All right.

00:23:51.960 Speaking of companies making weird moves, put some.

00:23:54.720 Puts on B-dubs?

00:23:55.540 Puts on B-dubs. 0.98

00:23:56.260 I think it's publicly traded, right?

00:23:57.880 Yeah.

00:23:58.420 Yeah.

00:23:58.800 Hey, long-term.

00:23:59.860 Yeah.

00:24:00.760 All right.

00:24:01.100 Let me check that out.

00:24:01.840 Let's check the ticker real quick.

00:24:03.700 Buffalo Wild Wings stock.

00:24:03.980 Buffalo Wild Wings B-W-L-D.

00:24:06.800 All right.

00:24:07.180 Not financial advice, but I'm buying puts.

00:24:09.460 I'm buying puts tomorrow at market open.

00:24:12.160 All right.

00:24:12.740 Um, next thing, speaking of companies making weird moves, Apple is removing the clown emoji.

00:24:18.700 Can you read the headline?

00:24:19.580 Upcoming Apple device updates set to remove clown emoji.

00:24:23.240 Sources say emoji used as a far right dog whistle.

00:24:27.400 I didn't know it was a dog whistle.

00:24:28.700 Did you actually know that it was a dog whistle? 1.00

00:24:30.560 I know people use it for stupid opinions. 1.00

00:24:32.540 Clown, you're a clown. 1.00

00:24:33.640 Someone's an idiot. 1.00

00:24:34.400 They're a clown. 1.00

00:24:35.220 It's, it's pretty easy. 0.98

00:24:36.360 And this is coming off the heels of Apple getting rid of the gun because they thought

00:24:40.860 maybe someone posting a metal gun instead of a green squirt gun somehow caused all the

00:24:46.500 inner city violence or something.

00:24:48.180 Was that, was that what it was?

00:24:49.540 Yeah.

00:24:50.400 And it's like the dog whistle alludes to like a racist thing.

00:24:54.620 Yeah.

00:24:54.940 Like this means the N word or this means a really mean word. 0.99

00:24:59.520 I think it just means clown.

00:25:00.400 And if anything, the moon emoji I use sometimes as a little bit of a dog whistle.

00:25:05.060 I haven't heard of that.

00:25:06.400 I haven't done that yet.

00:25:07.200 Yeah.

00:25:07.460 Well, this is what it looks like.

00:25:08.580 And it's like, you can kind of use it when there's certain type of crime committed.

00:25:12.080 Yeah.

00:25:12.480 You can send the moon emoji, but the getting rid of the clown does not make sense to me.

00:25:16.620 And my idea was to start using the black fist a lot more, um, because they can't get rid 1.00

00:25:22.680 of that.

00:25:23.420 They can't say, so we should take one of their leftist symbols and make it our dog whistle. 0.95

00:25:27.960 Now, anytime you see a video of like African-Americans really misbehaving, a shooting, jumping a white 1.00

00:25:33.920 kid, you throw up that black fist. 0.99

00:25:35.940 So that's my suggestion to the show.

00:25:38.200 That's a good idea.

00:25:39.060 I'll start using that.

00:25:40.160 All right.

00:25:40.480 Let's get on to our protesters updates.

00:25:42.760 Kind of a quiet week protester wise.

00:25:44.460 Hold on.

00:25:44.820 Um, notice how Apple is just looking to whack down our fun. 0.95

00:25:48.820 Any fun we have, even if it's what's that?

00:25:51.360 They're sniffing around.

00:25:52.240 Is that, are you guys using the clown to mean something else?

00:25:54.700 Okay. 0.99

00:25:55.080 You guys are probably making fun of black people with the clown emojis. 1.00

00:25:57.180 Goodbye. 0.99

00:25:57.840 What are you talking about?

00:25:59.300 Unbelievable, right?

00:26:00.120 You just said that.

00:26:01.220 I didn't even, I wasn't even using it that much.

00:26:03.360 I know.

00:26:04.220 All right.

00:26:04.660 We have a little protesters update section.

00:26:07.080 Just something I want to point out.

00:26:08.120 First is the person giving a speech. 0.99

00:26:10.760 This is pretty pathetic. 0.96

00:26:12.680 If you want to be a menace and literally escalate or get onto the room, even if there's 10 of you out there, all of whom are they going to give us? 0.99

00:26:21.280 They can't climb.

00:26:24.100 The tree set is making sure this occupation doesn't end no matter what we do here.

00:26:28.840 But I will also say that a coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man, only one.

00:26:36.820 Wow.

00:26:37.440 A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man, only one. 0.98

00:26:40.140 If you're part of a political movement or some sort of revolution, and then this is your leader, you could just go home. 0.98

00:26:47.020 Yeah.

00:26:47.220 You could say, all right, I don't think we're getting the win today.

00:26:50.340 It's like the third string quarterback giving a speech at halftime and you're like, we're down 40.

00:26:54.820 We're not, okay.

00:26:56.320 I just don't want to get hurt.

00:26:57.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:58.660 These kids are really big.

00:27:00.100 Yeah.

00:27:00.680 So if you're part of a group and like that's the leader, it's done.

00:27:05.000 You're in part of nothing.

00:27:06.380 You need to recognize the writing on the wall. 0.98

00:27:09.220 Like in some cases, the leftists win, you know, that your college campus is made up of a bunch of fat women and they're kind of like, oh, I don't know. 1.00

00:27:17.520 Should we give into the demands? 0.96

00:27:18.680 Let's, I'd rather this all just go away.

00:27:20.540 And you kind of can read it, but this is your leader.

00:27:23.940 You got to, you got to read both signs.

00:27:25.600 Like, okay, how weak are the people in charge?

00:27:27.620 And then how weak are the people who are running this encampment?

00:27:30.500 And it sounds like someone's up in a tree somewhere just so that they can never get.

00:27:35.000 They can annoy the people on campus.

00:27:36.120 Yeah, so they can't get evacuated and can perpetually annoy the people on campus.

00:27:40.560 So I don't know.

00:27:41.840 It's a question of leadership and who's making up the rank and file.

00:27:45.180 And this, she's not even like happy.

00:27:47.940 She's not even like emotional or pitching strong, you know?

00:27:53.440 It's just, hey, we should go on the roof. 0.91

00:27:55.220 That'll suck for them. 0.85

00:27:56.180 Maybe 10 people get on the roof. 1.00

00:27:58.060 Coward death, you know, 10 people die, die, coward death. 0.98

00:28:00.600 And then the next clip is kind of the same thing. 0.93

00:28:03.760 Like, the vibes of the protests are not good if this is what's going on.

00:28:07.920 We won't stop till Memphis gets dropped.

00:28:10.720 We won't stop till Memphis gets dropped.

00:28:13.520 We won't stop till Memphis gets dropped.

00:28:16.200 We won't stop till Memphis gets dropped.

00:28:18.920 All right. 0.81

00:28:19.720 Everyone's in a mask, the person in the wheelchair, the fat person. 1.00

00:28:22.640 They're all stapling them where they're locking themselves to each other.

00:28:26.120 Yeah, with a bike lock.

00:28:27.100 And there's three wheelchairs.

00:28:28.140 The wheelchairs are actually, you know, they're crucial for the interlocking bike locks

00:28:32.680 because that's actually something to hook into.

00:28:34.860 Yeah.

00:28:35.120 That's actually, it's sturdy.

00:28:36.780 Especially that first one.

00:28:37.880 I know.

00:28:38.560 That's actually a trike.

00:28:40.360 Wow. 0.88

00:28:40.920 Look at those fat eyes. 0.99

00:28:42.180 Like, when you get to the point where your eyes, you're kind of made Chinese. 0.99

00:28:45.680 You become Asian from the fat. 1.00

00:28:47.000 Yeah, that's pretty bad.

00:28:48.380 A lot of seed oils will do that.

00:28:50.000 You get inflamed, it's called.

00:28:52.920 You would know about that.

00:28:54.140 Yeah, I used to be inflamed.

00:28:55.700 All right.

00:28:56.000 All right, let's go to our migrant section.

00:28:57.680 So, that's basically a protest update.

00:29:00.280 We've all known it.

00:29:00.820 Things are kind of dying down.

00:29:01.900 Like, the colleges are all graduating and sending everyone home.

00:29:05.640 So, like, campus is closed.

00:29:07.440 And then, like, there's a few stragglers.

00:29:09.040 But then this is what the stragglers are up to.

00:29:10.700 The holders, the holdovers aren't sending their best.

00:29:13.680 They're really the C team, even at this point.

00:29:16.360 Yeah.

00:29:17.160 All right, let's get to our migrant section.

00:29:19.360 What's his name?

00:29:20.140 Mayor of New York, Eric Adams.

00:29:21.840 Yeah.

00:29:22.020 He said this about potentially hiring illegals to be lifeguards.

00:29:26.900 A plan that states those jobs that we are in high demand, we could expedite.

00:29:36.600 How do we have a large body of people that are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers, and at the same time, we need lifeguards?

00:29:49.200 And the only obstacle is that we won't give them the right to work, to become a lifeguard.

00:29:53.660 So, illegals should be lifeguards because they're good swimmers. 0.92

00:29:58.800 And I remember last week, Kathy Hochul said that black people don't know what a computer is. 0.98

00:30:03.160 Black kids in the Bronx don't even know what the word computer is. 0.98

00:30:06.420 And then now you're saying all the illegals should be lifeguards because they're really good swimmers. 0.99

00:30:11.040 Yeah, New York, man.

00:30:13.140 The city council of Albany soon is going to say, we need Chinese math team here, stat. 0.91

00:30:18.300 And then the comptroller of Poughkeepsie is going to say something racist, too.

00:30:22.280 So, what's the point here?

00:30:24.220 I don't even get it.

00:30:25.180 It's like, and he's almost disrespecting both Mexicans or whoever's here and lifeguards.

00:30:31.980 Do you think lifeguards just need to swim?

00:30:34.260 Yeah.

00:30:34.780 Like, they kind of have like- 0.93

00:30:35.820 You need no CPR and shit. 0.98

00:30:36.880 Yeah, multiple things like trauma and all that shit. 0.98

00:30:40.860 So, Eric Adams just- 0.98

00:30:43.000 He's going off vibes.

00:30:44.560 I know.

00:30:45.040 And he is probably in Rome right now.

00:30:48.040 And this was the last thing he said before he caught the flight, you know?

00:30:51.420 So, yeah.

00:30:52.320 He's going off vibes.

00:30:53.460 And like, not everyone-

00:30:54.360 And just because they're good swimmers, because some of them swam across-

00:30:58.140 They like walk across the-

00:30:59.660 The Rio Grande.

00:31:00.240 Yeah, the low-level Rio Grande.

00:31:02.620 Like, they wait for it to be the low levels.

00:31:05.720 They don't cross. 0.88

00:31:06.780 So, it's like, they're not even good swimmers.

00:31:08.160 And then, yeah, like you said, Eric Adams went to Rome last week.

00:31:12.240 We covered that.

00:31:13.180 Kathy Hochul's flying to Italy and Ireland to do something similar.

00:31:17.200 Yeah.

00:31:17.520 It's kind of weird that all of our politicians who want to be up-and-comers, who want to be like leaders in whatever's coming, like the world that's coming, they're heading abroad, which is interesting.

00:31:29.200 Especially to Italy, it makes you kind of wonder, maybe Kathy Hochul and Eric Adams want to talk to the Pope, who's the fake Pope, about the second-coming Jesus thing.

00:31:40.240 So, they're trying to get in, position themselves, so when that happens, they can be like, oh, we're the local leader of the new world government.

00:31:45.960 We're the Northeast America, you know, president or whatever.

00:31:49.840 Yeah, if you hear the voice to skull reading and it says, I am Jesus, Kathy Hochul's the new president, that's immediate, it's off, right, guys?

00:31:58.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:59.380 It's immediately off.

00:32:00.920 Let's, speaking of abroad and Europe, there is a clip I saw from Spain, and it shows African migrants in Spain eating for the first time, and they've never seen a spoon before.

00:32:19.840 Scoop it better.

00:32:27.660 Yeah.

00:32:28.900 So, that guy won't sexually assault anyone.

00:32:31.460 I'm sure he knows about, like, personal space and boundaries and everything.

00:32:35.660 He didn't know about the spoon, but he'll quickly learn that he shouldn't listen to just, am I horny right now?

00:32:41.420 Yeah.

00:32:42.160 Start grabbing.

00:32:43.440 He's never seen a spoon before, but I'm sure he'll react great when he sees a woman in a bikini for the first time.

00:32:48.120 A borderline topless, you know, when girls are sunbathing and then they kind of untie it in the back and they lay on their stomach? 0.97

00:32:53.340 I'm sure that won't set him off.

00:32:54.960 Yeah, that's who you want around when you're doing that.

00:32:57.820 But don't worry.

00:32:59.600 He almost didn't get it.

00:33:00.680 He almost didn't even get it.

00:33:01.860 He was kind of hockey pucking it for a while there, sideswiping.

00:33:05.280 Sideswiping, not understanding the mechanics.

00:33:09.200 But don't worry, we are pushing back.

00:33:11.260 Obviously, the amount of, like, for example, Muslims in the West, it's a ton. 1.00

00:33:15.620 But I found one of our guys heading east.

00:33:20.540 All right.

00:33:32.240 50 million to one.

00:33:33.740 Yeah.

00:33:34.980 50 million to them.

00:33:36.540 One for us.

00:33:37.680 But this guy should be speaking English and going, all right, who's got me curry? 1.00

00:33:41.620 It should be like that instead. 0.99

00:33:43.360 So he's kind of fucking up. 0.98

00:33:44.560 He's assimilating. 0.99

00:33:45.180 That's not what they do.

00:33:46.080 I know.

00:33:46.600 It's a good point.

00:33:47.240 We're still losing.

00:33:48.220 All right.

00:33:48.880 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:33:50.120 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:33:53.800 All right.

00:33:56.620 Welcome to Cringe of the Week.

00:33:57.820 We have a great cringe this week.

00:33:59.280 Our first clip.

00:34:00.440 Is chivalry dead?

00:34:01.800 Some lady posted this about people not getting up on the bus to give up their seats. 0.98

00:34:06.860 Standing on the train.

00:34:08.200 And look at all these men.

00:34:10.220 What happened to giving up your seat for women? 1.00

00:34:12.180 No man offered me a seat.

00:34:13.660 No man offered her a seat.

00:34:15.020 Yeah.

00:34:15.260 Didn't you guys choose the bear?

00:34:17.160 Yeah.

00:34:17.440 Ask the bear.

00:34:18.380 Where's the bear?

00:34:20.020 He probably takes up two seats.

00:34:21.260 He'll give you both, right?

00:34:22.520 The bear will thrash everyone in there and go crazy.

00:34:24.660 Yeah.

00:34:25.660 So what do you think about this?

00:34:28.540 I have, this is kind of, I was a commuter for a long time.

00:34:34.300 I rode the train.

00:34:35.060 I always got up for a pregnant woman. 0.98

00:34:37.320 I always got up for someone on crutches.

00:34:39.260 I always got up for old women. 1.00

00:34:40.800 I always got up for old men, but the men, they have honor and integrity.

00:34:45.100 So they have to be really old for you to say, Hey, you want it?

00:34:47.600 And then you kind of give them a little, Hey, you want it?

00:34:49.820 And you give them the choice.

00:34:52.000 Cause they have honor women, especially 20 something marketing job. 0.99

00:34:56.880 Women who are doing the same commute. 1.00

00:34:58.980 You are probably have an easier job.

00:35:01.420 I'm leaving that up to every man, the individual.

00:35:05.120 I'm not, there's no blanket statement.

00:35:06.820 Always give it up to a woman. 1.00

00:35:08.120 What do you mean?

00:35:09.180 Used to be our workforce.

00:35:10.540 Used to be just us.

00:35:11.780 I get it.

00:35:12.480 You guys want it in.

00:35:13.400 So, I mean, you're able-bodied, right?

00:35:15.060 What if I have a, what if I'm on a tough day?

00:35:17.160 What if he has one leg?

00:35:18.320 You're a stranger.

00:35:19.480 One leg is in.

00:35:20.980 One leg is guaranteed.

00:35:22.260 One leg is sitting.

00:35:23.180 But what if you have one leg?

00:35:24.940 I don't.

00:35:25.620 So I'm using reality to dictate this situation.

00:35:29.240 I have a little bit of a different view, but it's like more of a, like I'm withdrawing

00:35:34.460 from the whole discussion in that I get up every time.

00:35:38.020 If there's a woman standing on some sort of bus or train or the little train that goes 0.89

00:35:43.080 to the airport, if there's a woman standing, I stand up, but I don't say, Hey, there's 0.96

00:35:48.240 this come take my seat. 0.97

00:35:49.480 I just stand up and I go stand somewhere else and whether or not they deserve it isn't my

00:35:55.360 problem is kind of how I see it.

00:35:57.400 So it's like, I don't even want to say, Hey ma'am, you, cause then they'll be like, Oh,

00:36:00.220 I don't need your seat or you don't have to do that.

00:36:02.240 And then it's like, uh, yeah.

00:36:03.660 So I just started an argument with a feminist on public transportation for some reason. 1.00

00:36:07.620 Exactly.

00:36:08.380 Exactly.

00:36:08.880 So like, if I see a woman standing, I stand up. 1.00

00:36:11.880 If she wants my seat, she can have it.

00:36:13.500 I'm not even participating.

00:36:14.780 I have my headphones on.

00:36:16.100 I'm not going to sit if a woman's standing. 1.00

00:36:18.600 Uh, but you know, it, it doesn't make it easier to do this when everyone doesn't speak 0.99

00:36:24.440 English or is twerking their ass or whatever. 0.99

00:36:27.420 Low trust society makes this worse. 0.99

00:36:29.160 And, um, it's also like what happened to chivalry as she's filming strangers on the thing?

00:36:35.260 It's like, what are you doing?

00:36:36.880 Yeah.

00:36:37.360 So, uh, yeah, I leave the able-bodied women. 1.00

00:36:40.260 I leave it up to the men out there.

00:36:41.800 I don't, it's, it's up to you.

00:36:43.440 If you want to do it, you feel like you're doing something nice.

00:36:46.100 That's on you.

00:36:46.880 It's a case by case decision.

00:36:48.280 There's no blanket rule.

00:36:49.500 Old women, old men, disabled, everybody who's really down bad. 0.93

00:36:53.780 That's a guarantee.

00:36:54.700 That's a lock. 0.98

00:36:55.200 I would say I'm still chivalrous and I'm not going to let the people being shitty people 0.98

00:37:01.200 make me less chivalrous. 0.96

00:37:03.060 Cause if I'm chivalrous, it's for any woman who's standing, but because there are shitty 1.00

00:37:08.020 women, maybe I don't need to stand anymore. 1.00

00:37:10.200 But then it's like, you're letting the behaviors, the negative behaviors of bad people make you

00:37:15.380 a less good person.

00:37:16.560 It's kind of how I see it.

00:37:17.680 That's fair.

00:37:18.320 You know what I mean?

00:37:18.980 Yeah.

00:37:19.480 Um, and then this next part might be a little offensive to some ladies. 1.00

00:37:22.540 Cause like a lot of ladies have this feminist view of like, I don't need a seat for anybody. 1.00

00:37:26.700 I don't need to stand.

00:37:27.880 I'd make more money than you.

00:37:29.160 I work at the bank or whatever, but it's like kind of with a kid who's, you know, it's

00:37:34.040 like teaching a kid a lesson by saying, okay, toddler, you want to eat candy for every meal

00:37:38.160 when you lose all your teeth?

00:37:39.640 Like I showed, I told you, you know, and it's like, women are like babies. 1.00

00:37:44.280 Okay.

00:37:44.880 They don't know any better.

00:37:46.260 So you're chivalrous through bigotry.

00:37:49.700 Yeah.

00:37:50.000 That's what you're saying.

00:37:50.800 You're chivalrous through a mean backwards view of women. 1.00

00:37:55.000 Even if you, if I stand up and offer you the seat and you're mad at me for it, it's like,

00:37:59.240 that's okay.

00:37:59.880 You don't know any better.

00:38:01.140 Okay.

00:38:01.840 That's fair.

00:38:02.380 That's kind of how I see it.

00:38:03.760 Yeah.

00:38:04.060 All right.

00:38:04.440 Let's go to our next clip.

00:38:05.640 The big thing is you guys chose the bear.

00:38:08.100 So it's already over.

00:38:09.700 We've all adjusted our worldviews since the bear conversation.

00:38:12.680 But you choose the bear and it's like, I can't get mad at them for choosing the bear 1.00

00:38:17.280 because they're like babies and stupid. 1.00

00:38:19.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:19.340 So I'm still going to stand up because you think a bear is nicer than me.

00:38:23.220 It's like, okay, I'm still going to give you my seat because I'm a nice guy, even though 1.00

00:38:26.960 you're a stupid girl. 1.00

00:38:28.000 Okay. 1.00

00:38:28.520 Fair.

00:38:28.820 That makes sense?

00:38:29.500 Yeah.

00:38:29.840 I will not.

00:38:30.400 No, I'm not agreeing.

00:38:31.480 I'm not saying anything.

00:38:32.580 You're on your own on that one.

00:38:33.820 Just like the Cern Jesus, just like the yin yang thing. 0.99

00:38:37.260 But yeah, I hear you loud and clear.

00:38:38.960 Guys, stand up if you're able-bodied, even if it's for someone who doesn't deserve it, them

00:38:44.680 not deserving it doesn't make you someone who doesn't stand up.

00:38:47.900 If she's got a buzzed head and one of those nose rings that goes through the middle of 1.00

00:38:51.580 her nose, I think she can stand, boys. 1.00

00:38:53.320 What do we say?

00:38:54.260 That's interesting.

00:38:55.080 See, and that's why I say it's a case-by-case basis.

00:38:57.260 It is case-by-case, but yeah, normal people, I stand up.

00:39:01.080 But then also I avoid cities and public transportation.

00:39:03.600 You'll pretty much never catch me on any of those unless I'm taking a little trolley from

00:39:08.040 the terminal to the airport or whatever.

00:39:10.580 Okay.

00:39:11.320 All right.

00:39:11.980 Next clip, Ayanna Pressley.

00:39:13.740 She's a person in Congress, right?

00:39:15.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:15.980 Bald ass, this is exactly who I would not be giving my seat up. 1.00

00:39:19.220 She's a strong, independent woman, and let's see what her thoughts are about us. 1.00

00:39:22.780 I am so tired of white men failing up. 0.87

00:39:25.340 This lack of accountability is a shameful, inadequate, and deeply unsatisfactory, and it 0.99

00:39:31.300 is re-traumatizing.

00:39:32.960 We get it.

00:39:33.600 Yeah, you don't need to keep yapping.

00:39:34.620 She's tired of white people failing up, which with a lot of Democrats is the opposite of what's 0.56

00:39:39.640 going on.

00:39:40.180 Not only is it the opposite, it's actually dead backwards.

00:39:42.900 And upside down.

00:39:43.760 And upside down. 0.93

00:39:44.700 So we see this with medical schools letting in black people, people of color with less 0.97

00:39:50.200 than acceptable grades. 0.97

00:39:51.760 We see it in law schools.

00:39:52.860 We see it at Harvard.

00:39:53.880 We see it basically everywhere.

00:39:55.280 It's a charity.

00:39:56.020 It's a whole big charity out there. 0.98

00:39:57.440 But apparently white men are failing upward. 0.99

00:39:59.680 And even in regular society with like judges and DAs letting black criminals go because 0.99

00:40:05.840 there's a criminal, there's a school to criminal pipeline and there's too many black people 1.00

00:40:09.540 getting arrested. 0.98

00:40:10.080 So they let a lot of felons go.

00:40:11.900 Yeah.

00:40:12.380 That's failing up.

00:40:13.660 Yeah.

00:40:14.200 And then-

00:40:14.780 Failed right out of jail?

00:40:16.640 That's the best.

00:40:17.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:18.520 That's failing up.

00:40:19.560 And then for white people, white people, white men actually have a harder time getting into

00:40:24.260 med school and regular colleges and they do get the law pushed on them harder from DAs

00:40:30.120 and judges.

00:40:30.920 Yeah.

00:40:31.060 So that's actually succeeding down.

00:40:33.100 Yeah.

00:40:33.600 Where it's like, she says that white men are failing up when it's actually black men that 0.79

00:40:37.160 are failing up.

00:40:37.980 And then white men who are good in school but didn't get in because they gave the spot

00:40:41.660 to a DEI person or a person of color, that's succeeding down where you would have gotten

00:40:46.220 in if things were normal.

00:40:47.220 But because we need to adjust the ratio and numbers of people based on race, white men

00:40:52.800 have to succeed down.

00:40:53.920 Yeah.

00:40:54.320 And the Asian guy who had a perfect SAT score but didn't have enough extracurriculars to 0.98

00:40:58.860 get into Harvard, he's at Boston College now instead.

00:41:01.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:02.220 Same shit, right? 1.00

00:41:03.140 Exactly. 1.00

00:41:04.720 So yeah, backwards and upside down.

00:41:07.160 She has it both right there.

00:41:08.880 Yeah.

00:41:09.240 All right.

00:41:09.600 Let's get to our next part of cringe.

00:41:11.680 It's the honest doctor section.

00:41:13.860 So first is a doctor who called their patient fat and the patient was not happy.

00:41:19.560 Yeah.

00:41:19.760 Young woman reveals horror experience at the doctor after she was told she has a quote

00:41:24.040 fat man body at routine checkup.

00:41:27.520 And basically this was in Australia.

00:41:29.240 The girl made a big TikTok about it. 1.00

00:41:31.200 We're not going to play her own TikTok, but it did get picked up by the media.

00:41:35.180 She said, this man said to me, you need to take something that is going to make you lose

00:41:38.360 weight because even if you like curvy bodies, what you have is a fat man body.

00:41:42.620 She said, absolute boomer doctor just firing from the hip. 1.00

00:41:46.720 You kind of love to see it.

00:41:48.120 Kelsey said all she needed was to refill a routine script, but was humiliated by the doctor.

00:41:53.440 I'm just a girly pop going to the doctors for a piece of paper for my $8 medication and 0.78

00:41:57.580 I'm being lectured about my fat man bod, she said. 0.68

00:42:00.220 Like, well, probably a huge issue then. 0.60

00:42:02.880 Right.

00:42:03.280 Yeah.

00:42:03.720 Kelsey.

00:42:04.600 And she has this thing where like, she's so embarrassed by it.

00:42:07.680 And it's like, you're so embarrassed in the room with you, the doctor, and then your

00:42:12.800 doctor patient confidentiality.

00:42:15.200 Literally a binding like contract between you and a medical professional about not discussing

00:42:20.600 this elsewhere.

00:42:21.360 Yeah.

00:42:21.720 So like maybe it was a little rude or whatever and you're humiliated, but it's you and one

00:42:25.840 other person.

00:42:26.480 But then you put it on TikTok and it went viral and now the New York Post wrote it up.

00:42:30.780 If you were really motivated by humiliation, wouldn't you have like barely told anyone about

00:42:35.880 this?

00:42:36.200 Yeah.

00:42:36.380 So humiliation has nothing to do with it.

00:42:38.020 You're just seeking attention in like a yes girl way, right? 1.00

00:42:41.040 Yeah.

00:42:41.420 I'm going to read another paragraph here that talked about another commenter on her post.

00:42:46.120 It said, I remember going to the general practitioner last year with peak depression and anxiety,

00:42:51.620 wanting a mental health care plan.

00:42:53.520 And the doctor said losing weight would help with that more.

00:42:56.940 Another woman said, how dare that doctor? 1.00

00:43:00.180 He's dead.

00:43:00.660 Right.

00:43:01.160 It's like, you just want SSRIs.

00:43:02.820 You came into the doctor looking for pills and you're 50 pounds overweight or something.

00:43:06.180 And the doctor was like, let's take step one first.

00:43:08.320 Let's work out and go for a walk in the sun a little bit.

00:43:10.860 That's like a great doctor.

00:43:12.100 And instead these women are just like complaining with each other online when a doctor is kind 1.00

00:43:16.460 of like the, like this girl, who else in her life is going to tell her, Hey, like this

00:43:21.500 is, it's getting pretty out of hand.

00:43:23.300 I've been, I've been your doctor since you were about nine years old.

00:43:26.800 I've seen you develop.

00:43:27.980 This has been a really bad year for you. 0.96

00:43:29.740 Now you have a fat man body. 0.79

00:43:31.680 Who else is going to be?

00:43:32.860 Everybody else online is like, yes, girl, you're so beautiful.

00:43:35.840 Oh my God.

00:43:36.280 You slay in that potato sack outfit.

00:43:38.440 Yeah.

00:43:38.800 That's so true.

00:43:39.480 Doctor's the only one who's going to be honest.

00:43:41.040 And for some reason the, it's the most offensive thing that possible.

00:43:44.020 Right.

00:43:44.480 And it's the same theme we see with like that Butker speech, the kicker speech about how

00:43:48.700 being a mom is more rewarding than being a career woman. 0.72

00:43:53.320 And then everyone gets mad.

00:43:54.820 And then everyone who is a career oriented person says like, no, it's not true.

00:43:58.420 And they double down.

00:43:59.220 It's the same thing where it's like, you go online and tell the story.

00:44:02.640 It's not to get to the truth, which is it's better to lose weight and be healthy.

00:44:07.860 You get the support you need.

00:44:10.040 So you need people to reaffirm the bad decisions you've made and say, don't listen to Dr.

00:44:14.660 Girl. 0.99

00:44:15.080 You, you be fat. 0.53

00:44:16.200 You look confident. 0.52

00:44:17.200 You Lizzo, you're sexy.

00:44:19.340 Oh, don't listen to that guy who said you should be a mom. 1.00

00:44:22.340 You stay at your email job.

00:44:23.620 Your email job's great.

00:44:24.800 You're one of 50.

00:44:25.740 And if you quit, they'll replace you in a day and not even talk about you ever again.

00:44:29.660 Yeah.

00:44:30.260 It's the same.

00:44:30.900 It's the same thing.

00:44:31.640 Instead of seeking the truth, you're actually just seeking comfort in the bad choices you made.

00:44:35.540 And the broader point here too, is it's you one-on-one with a doctor in the room.

00:44:39.820 It's not like the doctor walks up with like a group of other young doctors behind him

00:44:43.180 and goes, watch this.

00:44:45.140 Hey, what's up with that fat man body?

00:44:47.260 And then everybody goes, oh, the crowd laughs.

00:44:49.860 It's like literally for your health in a room alone.

00:44:52.560 In a room alone.

00:44:53.540 That's the key.

00:44:54.420 It's like, you didn't have to bring it.

00:44:55.540 No one needs to ever know about this.

00:44:57.260 Exactly.

00:44:57.880 But I'm sure it may be, it could result in the doctor getting in trouble or something.

00:45:00.920 Maybe.

00:45:01.480 That's how it goes.

00:45:02.140 All right, let's go to our next doctors being honest.

00:45:05.600 This person goes to their therapist and they ask their therapist to be friends with them

00:45:10.660 in real life.

00:45:11.320 And here's how it went.

00:45:12.280 So cute.

00:45:13.200 I feel honored.

00:45:14.440 Okay.

00:45:14.700 Well, first I just had a question for you.

00:45:16.440 Yeah.

00:45:18.700 And it's kind of awkward, but I was just wondering if you wanted to be friends and you wanted to

00:45:23.260 hang out outside of therapy.

00:45:24.740 Well, that is such a sweet request.

00:45:29.900 And to be honest, I bet if we had met outside of therapy, I bet we wouldn't have been friends.

00:45:38.380 I think that you need right now in your life is not another friend.

00:45:42.200 You have friends.

00:45:43.520 You need a therapist.

00:45:44.920 And I love getting to be your therapist.

00:45:48.300 I mean, love it.

00:45:50.300 And I would never want to lose that with you since we are crushing it right now.

00:45:54.320 We are crushing it.

00:45:55.780 So I think I'm going to stay in your therapist role.

00:46:00.500 But oh my gosh, if I ever run into you somewhere, we will say hi and hug.

00:46:04.140 I'm so excited to see you.

00:46:05.620 Okay.

00:46:05.740 And I will also come and-

00:46:07.580 It's just like this person, the therapist is just someone who's like obligated to listen.

00:46:11.900 And that's who it is.

00:46:13.680 And then similar to what we said before about like bad doctors, like this person doesn't

00:46:19.180 want to be cured.

00:46:20.960 The therapist doesn't want to cure this girl because then there's no more therapy visits, 1.00

00:46:24.760 no more money.

00:46:25.760 So it's just like you have like this perpetual fake friendship and all you do is tell them

00:46:30.320 your problems and every week they tell you how you're doing great or whatever, but

00:46:33.820 they're not actually real friends.

00:46:35.980 Yeah.

00:46:36.500 And that's, I mean, the context of this video and filming this video, it seems like it's

00:46:42.000 kind of a bit like the girl was going to ask and she probably kind of already knew the answer,

00:46:46.000 but I love how the therapist has to gas her up and be like, you know what?

00:46:50.580 We're crushing it.

00:46:51.680 We're crushing it at therapy.

00:46:53.140 And it's like, she's got one on the line.

00:46:54.980 Like, oh my God, what can I get out of this?

00:46:56.880 Three years, four years of a therapy relationship.

00:46:59.300 That's 1500 and billing of a year, like, or more probably.

00:47:04.440 Um, and so it's just like this kind of weird, dishonest thing where, uh, a therapist or

00:47:09.880 psychologist, any of them kind of just, you know, this girl looks normal.

00:47:14.720 She's filming herself walking in, uh, at the beginning of the video, it said like confrontation,

00:47:20.220 daily confrontation or rejection therapy, basically like where she knew she was going to get rejected

00:47:24.920 or wanted to ask for something.

00:47:26.820 And, um, you know, she has no trouble with that.

00:47:31.320 The people who need to be going to a psychologist or psychiatrist, either one are the people who

00:47:36.040 like, can't go to a grocery store.

00:47:38.200 And then after a month they're like, yeah, I went to the grocery store tangible. 0.60

00:47:42.700 Like they're so anxious or fucked up that the tangible progress like is visible. 0.76

00:47:47.880 This girl, you know, she just wants someone who's like a girlfriend telling her she's doing 1.00

00:47:52.780 great.

00:47:53.220 I know.

00:47:53.880 And that, and that's a service.

00:47:55.440 That is a service.

00:47:56.760 It's not therapy though.

00:47:57.880 Yeah.

00:47:58.220 Right.

00:47:58.460 And then this girl filming herself is also like an amateur life coach. 1.00

00:48:03.020 And that's a theme we've seen a lot where a person who's a life coach is giving advice,

00:48:07.920 but they actually have no place to give advice.

00:48:10.160 They think like, oh, my life's a mess, but if I can help other people with their lives,

00:48:14.340 my life will get better.

00:48:15.800 And you're actually just getting advice from someone who's has no business giving advice.

00:48:19.960 Yeah.

00:48:20.240 That's what it like, what it kind of becomes.

00:48:22.280 Yeah.

00:48:22.800 And you've, we've showed that before in clips, like one day, like when I remember I'm a therapist

00:48:27.440 and I'm a boss and I can just do it.

00:48:29.640 And it's like, God, what happened to the old days of like true professionals?

00:48:33.580 Yeah.

00:48:33.940 It seems like everyone's an amateur these days.

00:48:36.480 Exactly.

00:48:37.080 Well, that is the end of cringe.

00:48:38.880 We're going to move on to urban decay.

00:48:41.280 We have a couple of different parts of urban decay today.

00:48:43.920 Basically we have a people who are doing crimes or admitting to crimes on camera.

00:48:48.540 Yeah.

00:48:48.940 Which is just a few from this week.

00:48:50.640 And then we have some new euphemisms as well.

00:48:53.800 So we have an exciting urban decay.

00:48:55.940 Cops are under attack as well.

00:48:57.240 Are we going to do that?

00:48:58.140 Oh, we're doing that.

00:48:58.940 Okay.

00:48:59.300 So first is the dad who beats up his daughter's bully's dad.

00:49:04.900 A seven year old girl who had to watch me and my brothers jump her daddy after school.

00:49:08.720 I'm sorry.

00:49:09.540 I know that was probably a traumatizing experience for you, but we kept asking you to stop bullying

00:49:13.800 my daughter and you wouldn't listen. 0.60

00:49:15.380 We sent letters home.

00:49:16.740 We even had a meeting with you and your parents and you wouldn't listen.

00:49:19.540 So now you know your actions have consequences.

00:49:22.100 And since you too young to receive those consequences, you had to watch your daddy take those consequences.

00:49:27.380 Get some therapy.

00:49:28.500 You will be all right.

00:49:30.200 Yeah.

00:49:30.720 Some consequences.

00:49:32.040 So she was too young.

00:49:33.100 They were going to beat her up, but she's too young. 0.99

00:49:34.960 Yeah.

00:49:35.160 I can't beat her up. 0.68

00:49:36.100 So I've got to beat up the dad. 0.93

00:49:37.420 With my brothers.

00:49:38.560 Yeah.

00:49:39.220 Multiple people against one guy.

00:49:40.840 That could have got them killed.

00:49:42.280 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:49:42.540 If a guy had a concealed carry, you'd just shoot him. 0.99

00:49:44.840 Yeah. 0.97

00:49:45.040 And then it would be justified.

00:49:46.140 And they go, these guys jumped me.

00:49:47.440 These guys jumped me.

00:49:48.360 All three of them.

00:49:48.960 They came out of a pickup truck.

00:49:50.080 Oh, our kids in school got to, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:49:52.240 These guys jumped me and I shot them.

00:49:53.940 Yeah. 0.98

00:49:54.200 That's it.

00:49:55.300 But you know, minor problem.

00:49:57.220 Time for some extreme violence.

00:49:58.480 Yeah.

00:49:59.200 Time for some extreme violence and then post about it online and justify it because it's kind

00:50:04.980 of directionally right.

00:50:06.100 Like, yeah, okay, you can get 50% of the mouth breathers online to be like, yeah, nobody should

00:50:11.260 be bullied.

00:50:11.940 That's crazy.

00:50:12.720 Of course.

00:50:13.440 But what's that part?

00:50:14.580 You jumped him afterwards?

00:50:16.380 I will be calling the police.

00:50:18.540 Yeah.

00:50:19.160 And you're posting it.

00:50:20.200 Okay.

00:50:20.640 I will be calling the police and, oh man, I don't know.

00:50:23.200 Did anyone get it on their ring doorbell?

00:50:25.660 What?

00:50:25.980 He posted it online?

00:50:27.260 Yeah.

00:50:27.740 Oh, okay.

00:50:28.380 Admitting to it.

00:50:29.040 Case closed, right?

00:50:30.280 Yeah.

00:50:30.980 So let us know in the comments what you guys think because some people have other opinions

00:50:34.740 where, you know, they think the kid's getting bullied and there's something going on to

00:50:39.160 fix it.

00:50:39.920 Oh, they're actually-

00:50:40.680 You have to do something.

00:50:41.220 There actually was a kid who got bullied recently who committed suicide.

00:50:45.100 I did see that.

00:50:45.940 I mean, they're-

00:50:47.200 That's the other extreme of what could happen if you don't do anything.

00:50:49.580 But I think, obviously, like most things, the truth is somewhere in the middle.

00:50:53.540 Of course.

00:50:54.200 And you don't jump-

00:50:55.100 You don't jump anyone's dad.

00:50:55.780 You don't jump a dad with your buddies or brothers, whichever it was.

00:50:59.300 Yeah.

00:50:59.400 All right.

00:51:00.380 Let's go to the next clip, which is someone who's driving by an accident and does a joke

00:51:05.860 and says, hey, you can't park there.

00:51:07.280 And look what happens.

00:51:11.600 Hey! 0.99

00:51:13.040 Yeah, I can't park right here.

00:51:15.580 Hey! 0.99

00:51:19.100 So the guy goes, hey, you can't park there after an accident.

00:51:22.600 And the person who just got into a car accident pulls out a gun and starts shooting in the air.

00:51:26.780 Thank you.

00:51:27.920 In the air.

00:51:28.540 While he-

00:51:29.540 In a suburb.

00:51:30.180 You were knowingly being filmed and you still pulled out the gun and shot it.

00:51:33.280 So thank you. 0.99

00:51:34.420 Retarded. 0.99

00:51:35.340 We will-

00:51:35.800 The police-

00:51:36.380 Yo, you think-

00:51:37.400 Okay, where's the accident report?

00:51:38.860 Okay.

00:51:39.420 And yeah, one of them had a gun?

00:51:41.560 Okay, I'll go check.

00:51:42.620 Oh, we have video of it?

00:51:43.940 Thank you.

00:51:44.800 That's five to ten years.

00:51:45.820 Oh, three previous convictions?

00:51:47.360 Okay.

00:51:48.160 Got one.

00:51:49.060 Yeah.

00:51:49.480 Easiest collar of that cop's life, right?

00:51:51.440 He just shot it in the air, too.

00:51:53.740 And it's like, I've-

00:51:54.800 We have guns.

00:51:55.560 I've concealed carry.

00:51:56.980 I've never pulled it out.

00:51:59.020 Ever.

00:51:59.500 Even just in passing, and then you just pull it out and you blast a couple rounds off.

00:52:04.260 Pretty crazy.

00:52:05.100 Yeah.

00:52:05.360 Next clip, kind of similar.

00:52:07.060 Speaking of concealed carry, well, not really concealed.

00:52:10.360 Yeah.

00:52:10.880 So this is point of view when the same car been following you for too long.

00:52:14.980 And it's a group of six young urban youths.

00:52:17.980 On their way to Buffalo Wild Wings, presumably.

00:52:20.740 Yeah.

00:52:21.260 Only one of them's eating.

00:52:23.800 Yeah.

00:52:24.400 Trayvon.

00:52:24.820 Only Trayvon eating.

00:52:25.660 Gang, gang, but I don't care. 1.00

00:52:27.600 Hey, hey, y'all, cut that shit. 1.00

00:52:28.980 Cut that shit real quick. 1.00

00:52:29.880 Cut that shit. 1.00

00:52:30.360 That black car right there been following us for a little minute. 1.00

00:52:32.780 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:52:33.580 Hey, buddy, you turn.

00:52:34.460 Yeah, buddy, you turn.

00:52:35.180 Yeah, buddy, you turn. 0.98

00:52:36.700 Nigga, better not follow. 1.00

00:52:37.880 Hey, nigga. 1.00

00:52:38.300 Swain. 0.97

00:52:38.800 Oh, he's flowing.

00:52:40.100 Hey, yeah.

00:52:40.540 Oh, yeah.

00:52:40.820 He's following.

00:52:41.300 Oh, yeah.

00:52:41.760 Oh, yeah.

00:52:42.040 Yeah, boy, get right.

00:52:42.820 Yeah, boy, get right.

00:52:43.540 Yeah.

00:52:43.880 Yeah.

00:52:44.160 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:52:45.060 Might be time to kill the guy who's maybe following you. 1.00

00:52:50.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:51.040 That's how quick it pops off.

00:52:52.700 Yeah, because if someone's following you, because all of us are gang affiliated or something,

00:52:57.940 that means we have to gunfight now on whatever street we're on in front of whatever businesses

00:53:03.020 we're on.

00:53:04.600 And let's film ourselves pretending and doing it. 1.00

00:53:07.740 And we all got our stupid gun. 1.00

00:53:09.740 And yeah, we got the, what is that, a Glock with a drum? 1.00

00:53:13.200 Yeah, that won't jam.

00:53:15.180 That'll never jam.

00:53:16.660 Yeah.

00:53:17.520 These guys, and there's also a certain argument like, oh, man, these are the Second Amendment.

00:53:22.900 We have a right to these guns.

00:53:24.120 It's like you get some guns and then you immediately brandish them for social media with your boys. 0.83

00:53:30.000 Talking about how this is like when we get followed and then we have to shoot somebody.

00:53:34.440 It's like, what are you referencing?

00:53:35.680 Other times you've done this?

00:53:37.260 Yeah, those common situations that pop up once a week.

00:53:40.020 Like, it's a meme when you, when the same car have been following you.

00:53:43.880 So, again, a crime.

00:53:46.440 This is brandishing.

00:53:47.700 None of these guys.

00:53:48.720 I'm sure, I'm sure some of these are illegal guns or something.

00:53:52.700 Yeah.

00:53:52.960 And then imagine if you're a cop who pulls these guys over.

00:53:55.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:55.860 I'd be, I'd just start shooting.

00:53:57.760 I'd be like, don't reach for it.

00:53:59.480 Pow, pow, pow.

00:54:00.140 And then exactly.

00:54:01.160 You get the situation where the cop's on edge and something happens, but it's like, look at who you're dealing with.

00:54:05.680 Yeah.

00:54:05.880 Everyone has a gun with tons of extended mags.

00:54:09.740 Everyone's got a gun with extended mags under their shirt.

00:54:12.040 Yeah.

00:54:12.320 And it's a car full of six.

00:54:14.100 Dark. 0.73

00:54:14.540 That's how it goes down.

00:54:15.440 But yeah, that whole thing, everyone's somehow filming themselves, admitting to crimes, doing crimes, brandishing.

00:54:22.240 And I just don't get it.

00:54:24.180 I've never filmed myself or self-snitched or done any crime or told anybody about a crime I did.

00:54:29.760 Yeah, so true.

00:54:30.800 So, crazy. 0.99

00:54:32.180 But obviously, while these crimes are being committed, the media covers up for black criminals all the time. 0.99

00:54:38.340 And they do euphemisms. 0.97

00:54:39.580 They do different words to describe the perpetrator without saying black man shoots white lady. 0.99

00:54:45.040 They say sicko or crazy gun-wielding person. 0.96

00:54:49.000 We have a couple examples here. 0.99

00:54:50.880 Knife-wielding sicko shoves NYC Total by Verizon store.

00:54:55.500 What is that?

00:54:56.220 Total by Verizon, I guess, is the name of a store.

00:54:58.500 A store worker to the ground tries to rape her before stealing thousands in phone cops. 0.63

00:55:04.420 So, I guess the rape failed. 1.00

00:55:05.960 The sicko had a failed rape. 1.00

00:55:07.780 So, New York Post has been saying sicko too much. 1.00

00:55:09.980 Here's another one. 0.94

00:55:10.660 Horrifying video shows Detroit sicko aiming gun at man-holding baby.

00:55:15.100 The man holding the baby got props online because he didn't drop the baby or the cigarette he was smoking right next to the baby's head.

00:55:23.200 Yeah.

00:55:23.340 Very impressed.

00:55:24.280 Yeah.

00:55:24.600 And so, that's something I noticed and tweeted about New York Post.

00:55:28.460 The euphemism guy must be on vacation.

00:55:30.420 This must be his yearly vacation because look at all these headlines.

00:55:33.940 Sicko who trained vicious NYC Pitbull using cats as bait charged with animal torture. 0.99

00:55:39.480 Louisiana sicko agrees to be surgically castrated after raping 14-year-old. 1.00

00:55:43.720 And that's a white guy. 1.00

00:55:45.040 Sicko, 19, nebbed for trying to rape a woman inside NYC subway station. 0.99

00:55:49.740 Sicko busted an NYC rape. 0.99

00:55:52.180 They're using sicko all the time. 1.00

00:55:54.200 They're using sicko.

00:55:55.100 They're getting lazy.

00:55:56.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:56.960 Everyone's a sicko. 0.94

00:55:58.280 But we do have a full list that they can reference if they need better euphemisms. 0.97

00:56:03.200 Someone's been keeping track.

00:56:05.100 Can you kind of read maybe 10 from here?

00:56:07.660 I'm going to have to zoom in a little bit actually.

00:56:09.680 But yes, happy to.

00:56:10.780 So, shadowy figures, spring breakers, gang members, gifted athletes, jobless losers, troublemakers, 0.99

00:56:17.560 family friends, naked woman, young fathers, massive goon. 0.98

00:56:21.700 That's my favorite one. 0.98

00:56:22.740 Child thieves, rowdy guest, gentle giant, tiny thieves, bird watcher, ex-convicts, delinquents,

00:56:30.560 party goers, young boys, brazen duo.

00:56:33.840 Youngsters, pranksters, teen brute, polite man, teenagers, protesters, neighbors, hooligans, 0.98

00:56:40.920 hoodlums, influencers, strangers, juveniles, organized theft group, chubby-cheeked crooks. 0.96

00:56:48.960 Fringe political candidate. 0.99

00:56:50.920 Twisted mom and daughter. 0.77

00:56:52.560 A quiet boy from a hardworking Christian family.

00:56:55.600 So, there are some euphemisms.

00:56:58.080 NY Post, New York Post, you're doing sicko too much.

00:57:02.660 Here's the full list.

00:57:03.760 Feel free to use whichever ones you want.

00:57:05.640 You've already used them.

00:57:06.580 Yeah, those are ones that they've already used.

00:57:08.480 And so, we like to talk about these euphemisms.

00:57:11.360 We've kind of been bringing them up a lot recently.

00:57:13.080 And we wanted to say this isn't just a vibes or a meme for us.

00:57:20.320 Or a right-wing conspiracy theory that it's not true in every sense or whatever.

00:57:24.920 We actually have the stats.

00:57:26.260 Yeah, this is real.

00:57:27.200 It says, but if a murderer is white, their race is made clear in over 90% of news articles.

00:57:33.100 But if they're black, it only appears in 30% of articles.

00:57:37.140 Also, if they're white, their race is more likely to appear at the top of the article than if they're black.

00:57:42.380 And we have a chart right here.

00:57:44.620 So, you know, black, it's 30%. 1.00

00:57:47.000 And white was over 90%.

00:57:49.220 And you can see the distribution of how quickly that's mentioned in the article.

00:57:55.200 And you see, obviously, white people mentioned in the first one-tenth, 32%, whereas black is only 6%. 0.63

00:58:01.700 Yeah.

00:58:02.340 So, bigger absolute value and bigger distribution for white people.

00:58:06.460 Yeah. 0.98

00:58:06.840 So, and obviously, the media is covering for the black criminals, like we just pointed out with those stats. 0.98

00:58:11.640 And they're telling the story that's actually, like we said in other parts of the show, the opposite of reality.

00:58:17.680 So, it's not only do you have it wrong, you have it dead backwards.

00:58:20.180 Everyone thinks that cops are killing unarmed black people, when in reality, cops are more under attack now than the past 20 years.

00:58:27.460 Can you read these stats?

00:58:28.420 Yeah.

00:58:28.640 From 2021 to 2023, more U.S. police officers were killed in the line of duty than in any other three-year period in the past 20 years.

00:58:36.720 So, obviously, 2021, right off the heels of the George Floyd anti-police sentiment, the FBI says.

00:58:43.200 Additionally, assaults on U.S. law enforcement reached a 10-year high in 2023.

00:58:48.060 So, not only is that three-year period larger, but the actual peak is 2023.

00:58:53.620 The FBI points out that 28 of the 2023 cop killers were white, but did not report on any other race.

00:59:02.140 They did them with like a Michael Jordan shrug.

00:59:04.540 They go, yeah, some were white, the rest?

00:59:07.240 It could be anything.

00:59:08.720 Yeah, and so this was all from a recently published FBI report.

00:59:12.680 So, you know, verifiable, trustable information. 0.93

00:59:16.420 But, you know, we just get done telling you about how they don't mention the race of black murderers or black criminals in the article. 0.95

00:59:23.900 And then we transition to how bad cops are being treated. 0.99

00:59:27.440 And then they don't mention who the black people are. 0.93

00:59:32.040 You know, they don't mention the black people who are doing it. 0.97

00:59:34.160 They go, oh, here are the whites. 0.86

00:59:35.440 So, the FBI even is proving it for ourselves right now.

00:59:38.900 Everybody's in on it.

00:59:40.260 Everyone's got the brain virus.

00:59:42.340 They try to convince everyone the cops are the bad guys.

00:59:44.920 But it makes you think, what about the judges and DAs?

00:59:47.180 Like, the cops are the bad guys.

00:59:48.640 And obviously, cops have it tough.

00:59:50.460 They have to deal with all these repeat offenders.

00:59:52.560 So, the crime is going up.

00:59:53.960 Cops hate repeat offenders.

00:59:55.760 Cops DM me all the time.

00:59:57.140 They go, oh, we hate repeat offenders. 0.99

00:59:58.880 Like, it sucks. 0.93

00:59:59.880 We have to do the same thing. 0.97

01:00:01.340 Imagine going to work and like you're a street sweeper.

01:00:05.100 And, ah, the street's dirty again?

01:00:06.460 It's the same thing.

01:00:07.620 And the city's dumping the trash you picked up back on the same street.

01:00:10.780 Yeah.

01:00:10.900 It's lit.

01:00:11.340 Yeah.

01:00:11.520 There's a second group of people, the judges and the DAs.

01:00:14.040 And they come and they dump it at night.

01:00:16.080 And you have to go do it again.

01:00:17.240 And here's an example.

01:00:19.180 This kid came out of his house and shot 26 times into a car that had people inside.

01:00:25.420 So, here's the clip of him doing that.

01:00:28.260 Comes out.

01:00:29.360 He starts lighting it up.

01:00:36.460 And then he goes back inside.

01:00:40.960 And then a judge let him go.

01:00:42.940 Yeah.

01:00:43.180 A judge let this kid go.

01:00:45.360 And it kind of makes you wonder, like, are the crooked judges and DAs like Dylan Mulvaney

01:00:51.100 for cops?

01:00:52.140 I think so.

01:00:53.140 Where they just like have like their arch nemesis who's like doing the opposite of what they're

01:00:56.960 doing.

01:00:57.560 Yeah. 0.89

01:00:57.880 They're evil. 1.00

01:00:58.660 They're criminals or something. 0.99

01:00:59.700 They're like, I, yeah, they can take kickbacks or they, they need hit men or something. 0.94

01:01:05.100 Yeah.

01:01:05.460 Um, and then also I love the passive language on this, which is teen who fired 26 shots

01:01:11.980 into car with people inside, which is like kind of the legal, uh, jargon of it.

01:01:17.360 Like fired into a car with people inside.

01:01:19.680 And it's like, you mean tried to murder someone, try to murder everyone in the car.

01:01:23.920 You mean shot 26 times at a human that, cause I don't know what, what is the car?

01:01:28.080 How does adding the car to it?

01:01:29.780 It's actually makes it worse.

01:01:31.180 It makes it easier. 0.98

01:01:32.040 They're a sitting duck. 0.90

01:01:32.940 Right.

01:01:33.860 So DA let them go.

01:01:35.100 Yeah.

01:01:35.660 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:01:37.100 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:01:39.060 We do have some uplifting stuff.

01:01:40.660 First, the magic trick from the street rat.

01:01:43.800 Yeah.

01:01:44.180 This is actually pretty good.

01:01:46.100 Oh, he doing a magic trick.

01:01:51.000 Stop.

01:01:51.480 You got a card, right?

01:01:56.560 Yes, sir.

01:01:57.560 Number nine.

01:01:59.020 10 more stuff.

01:02:01.060 10 more stuff.

01:02:01.760 Stop.

01:02:02.260 Stop.

01:02:02.760 Get your hand right.

01:02:03.660 Hold your hand right here.

01:02:05.160 Hold your hand right here.

01:02:06.080 Oh.

01:02:06.880 All right.

01:02:07.280 You ready?

01:02:08.180 Yeah.

01:02:08.880 All right.

01:02:09.380 All right.

01:02:09.880 All right.

01:02:10.380 All right.

01:02:10.880 All right.

01:02:11.380 All right.

01:02:11.880 It worked.

01:02:22.620 All right.

01:02:23.240 He's got something.

01:02:24.060 He had a little trick.

01:02:25.340 He had something and it worked.

01:02:27.280 Yep.

01:02:27.960 All right.

01:02:28.420 I had no comment from me.

01:02:29.920 I didn't.

01:02:30.180 It wasn't.

01:02:30.740 This guy should not be talking to kids.

01:02:32.440 Yeah.

01:02:32.920 It's not even uplifting, but we needed something.

01:02:35.620 And that is, you know, it's not him doing a crime or on fentanyl.

01:02:38.980 Mm hmm.

01:02:39.720 It's, you know, he might be a little.

01:02:42.420 He might be on a little fentanyl.

01:02:43.980 There's a minor redemption arc for homeless people in that clip.

01:02:47.240 Maybe if they can entertain.

01:02:48.660 Yeah.

01:02:49.080 Two updates from Tampa.

01:02:52.280 No Skyway Bridge Pride.

01:02:54.880 Yeah.

01:02:55.240 Sunshine Skyway won't light up in rainbow colors for Pride.

01:02:58.420 Month.

01:02:58.740 That's a win.

01:02:59.600 Yeah.

01:02:59.820 And then same for Juneteenth.

01:03:01.260 Yeah.

01:03:02.100 So no Juneteenth displays.

01:03:04.280 Great.

01:03:04.700 No divisive holidays.

01:03:05.720 And I think they're going to light it up as red, white, and blue.

01:03:08.420 Thank you.

01:03:09.100 I think that was purely from Ron DeSantis.

01:03:11.280 So thank you, Ron.

01:03:12.140 Thank you, Ron.

01:03:13.140 That's great.

01:03:13.900 That's uplifting.

01:03:14.900 Yeah.

01:03:15.440 Next.

01:03:16.040 We drive over that bridge.

01:03:17.280 Yeah.

01:03:17.540 I see it all the time.

01:03:18.300 That bridge is very close.

01:03:19.380 So yeah, that's exciting.

01:03:21.280 And then Sprouts is going to serve raw milk.

01:03:25.580 And then they're going to disguise it as pet food.

01:03:27.920 Raw Farms will be available at Sprouts Nationwide starting in July as pet food.

01:03:32.340 And that's a pretty common tactic.

01:03:33.880 They just say pet food and then they get their way.

01:03:37.300 So yeah.

01:03:37.900 And then it's pet food.

01:03:38.980 And it's like in such high quality that a human could eat it.

01:03:42.380 Yeah.

01:03:43.160 Exactly.

01:03:43.520 But that's a good way to get raw milk.

01:03:45.220 You have to just pretend it's pet food.

01:03:47.020 Everyone does a little wink.

01:03:48.020 You bring it home.

01:03:48.840 You eat it yourself.

01:03:49.820 Yep.

01:03:50.040 You drive over the bridge. 0.98

01:03:51.200 The bridge isn't gay no more. 1.00

01:03:52.840 You get the pet food. 0.98

01:03:54.140 You drink it because the pet food is good enough for you.

01:03:56.520 And all of a sudden you're not, what do you call it?

01:03:58.740 Puffy?

01:03:59.280 You're not puffy in a twink world.

01:04:01.640 Yeah.

01:04:02.240 It's pretty good stuff.

01:04:02.980 Let's go to the child singer.

01:04:04.400 This was uplifting.

01:04:06.100 Indian child singer.

01:04:07.200 Indian child singer.

01:04:08.140 Your favorite.

01:04:08.460 I walked across an empty land.

01:04:15.120 I knew the path fell like the back of my hand.

01:04:19.860 I fell the earth beneath my feet.

01:04:24.340 Set by the river and it may become lead.

01:04:29.140 Oh, simple thing.

01:04:30.520 Did it look a little longer?

01:04:31.840 We'll have you on.

01:04:32.620 It looked a little longer.

01:04:33.560 It's going to get good.

01:04:34.140 I'm getting older.

01:04:35.820 I need something to hold on.

01:04:38.860 I came across a fallen tree.

01:04:43.420 I fell the branches of it looking at me.

01:04:47.860 Oh, simple thing.

01:04:50.100 Where have you gone?

01:04:52.340 Oh, simple thing.

01:04:54.640 That's pretty good.

01:04:56.080 Yeah.

01:04:56.900 That's pretty good.

01:04:57.600 I don't know why someone would be singing in a language that they have an accent in. 0.90

01:05:02.320 You know?

01:05:03.140 That's what I don't get.

01:05:03.960 Aren't there Indian songs that this kid should just be doing? 0.92

01:05:06.220 That's a good point.

01:05:07.100 So that's a little downlifting brown instead of uplifting gold for me.

01:05:12.240 Down pushing.

01:05:13.140 Yeah, down pushing brown.

01:05:14.500 He should speak in his own language.

01:05:15.840 Have some pride.

01:05:16.500 Have some honor, right?

01:05:17.420 Yeah, that's a good point, Richard.

01:05:18.700 You don't need a hipster song from America.

01:05:20.700 That's a good point.

01:05:21.500 All right, let's go to the Cookie Monster clip. 0.90

01:05:23.540 Someone tweeted this and said,

01:05:24.980 Cookie Monster getting active.

01:05:27.520 And I thought that was so funny.

01:05:30.180 So here he comes.

01:05:31.520 Cookie Monster getting active in that walk.

01:05:40.060 I like that.

01:05:43.320 I like that.

01:05:46.120 All right, that's good.

01:05:47.380 But that approach coming over.

01:05:54.240 That was stomping along.

01:05:56.420 Hey, you know what?

01:05:57.800 You know Cookie Monster's black here.

01:05:59.960 Yeah. 0.66

01:06:00.580 I like when black people play to their strengths. 0.98

01:06:03.100 I don't like, and they're going crazy in the Cookie Monster outfit. 0.93

01:06:06.640 They bring the energy.

01:06:07.460 I don't like when they're in the car with the guns together.

01:06:10.480 Brandishing. 1.00

01:06:11.060 Or twerking their ass, eating hot chips. 1.00

01:06:12.740 This is better. 1.00

01:06:13.520 They have a job.

01:06:14.360 They're not robbing people.

01:06:15.700 This is nice.

01:06:16.320 This is fun.

01:06:17.360 Our last piece is Gorlock's story or Gorlock's snippet.

01:06:21.620 It says,

01:06:21.840 I hope the human race could one day be as united as the time when we all agreed that this dude's name was Gorlock the Destroyer.

01:06:29.080 And that was a name Richard Ratboy gave to that trans person, Gorlock.

01:06:34.240 That was me.

01:06:35.000 I united the human race, I guess.

01:06:36.680 Yeah, you united the whole world.

01:06:38.260 I know.

01:06:38.660 The whole world united around that idea you had.

01:06:41.500 Thank you.

01:06:42.000 That feels good.

01:06:42.920 We've already done this, though.

01:06:44.100 I feel like we can't keep bringing this up.

01:06:45.760 I know, but someone said that.

01:06:46.780 I hit a new dinger, right?

01:06:47.920 I need a new dinger.

01:06:48.900 I need a new dinger.

01:06:49.620 You were the meme of the year last year for that.

01:06:51.720 All right.

01:06:52.300 All right.

01:06:52.640 Well, that's the end of Uplifting Gold.

01:06:54.140 It is Friday, so we do have some shout-outs. 0.99

01:06:56.600 Everyone's got a fucking May birthday. 0.99

01:06:58.700 A lot of mid-May birthdays. 1.00

01:07:00.340 This is crazy.

01:07:01.260 Don't know what happened nine months ago.

01:07:02.800 Yeah.

01:07:03.380 But it's a lot of mid-May birthdays.

01:07:04.620 I'm going to sit back.

01:07:05.980 Yeah, well.

01:07:06.480 I see our list here.

01:07:07.340 First is the wood framing. 1.00

01:07:09.660 Ah, fuck. 0.99

01:07:10.160 We have some shout-outs first. 1.00

01:07:14.900 Flickers Talks, the podcast.

01:07:16.280 Flick, the best new podcast of all time.

01:07:18.860 Words are just words until action starts, but actions speak louder than words, but at

01:07:23.040 the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

01:07:29.060 Very cool.

01:07:31.220 Love it.

01:07:32.180 That's my ideal show watcher right there.

01:07:34.180 That's my ideal show watcher, too.

01:07:35.740 Can I picture that?

01:07:36.440 Look at that guy.

01:07:37.540 White guy, light eyes, beard.

01:07:39.740 He's working.

01:07:40.320 He wrote the whole thing.

01:07:42.060 He's built a house, it looks like.

01:07:43.420 I know.

01:07:44.200 That's Americana, and I'm a part owner of that house.

01:07:46.520 We salute you.

01:07:47.540 I'm a part owner.

01:07:48.620 Yeah.

01:07:48.820 All right, let's go to the rock kicking people. 0.98

01:07:50.680 This was pretty good.

01:07:51.440 This whole family was kicking rocks together.

01:07:53.280 This is also an ideal show watcher.

01:07:54.880 Look at this guy.

01:07:55.660 He's got a family, two kids. 1.00

01:07:57.040 They're kicking that hippie shit over. 1.00

01:08:03.880 All right. 1.00

01:08:04.700 Shout out.

01:08:05.500 They weren't the best.

01:08:06.700 That was great.

01:08:07.540 No, it was great, but those weren't the best rock stacks.

01:08:10.540 I really like to see them tumble.

01:08:11.920 Yeah.

01:08:12.060 That was like a three-piece.

01:08:13.300 Well.

01:08:13.700 Baby hippie made that. 1.00

01:08:14.860 I'm just happy people are doing it.

01:08:16.480 All right, let's get into the birthdays.

01:08:19.080 We have a lot of birthdays.

01:08:20.800 Happy birthday to Sarah on May 19th from her husband, Spencer.

01:08:25.260 This counts as part of your gift.

01:08:26.640 All right.

01:08:27.320 There you go.

01:08:28.180 Cheap.

01:08:28.620 Cheap this year.

01:08:29.820 Happy birthday to Nick Riffle on May 18th as well.

01:08:33.460 Lots of May 18th birthdays.

01:08:35.260 Shout out to Michael Bennett.

01:08:37.180 Aren't you glad you listened to your sister who told you you should be watching the best

01:08:40.700 new podcast of all time?

01:08:41.920 I hear you're hooked now.

01:08:43.520 Good thing your sister put in the good word. 0.78

01:08:45.360 Thank you for doing that, sister.

01:08:46.840 There you go.

01:08:47.280 Happy birthday to Isaac Hipshire on May 18th as well.

01:08:50.800 Everyone's born on May 18th.

01:08:52.420 Happy birthday to Scott O'Connell on May 13th.

01:08:56.640 From Indian Rocks, Florida.

01:08:58.600 Oh, nice.

01:08:59.140 So not too far away.

01:09:00.260 O'Connell.

01:09:01.000 We'll see you at Publix maybe.

01:09:02.400 We'll see you at St. Paddy's Day, O'Connell.

01:09:04.520 And then happy birthday to Cameron.

01:09:06.980 She turns 15 on the 17th.

01:09:09.800 And Will, her brother, turns 13 on the 22nd.

01:09:13.340 They just lost their grandma.

01:09:16.200 So we're very sad to hear that.

01:09:17.900 You guys are bonus landers.

01:09:18.940 We love you.

01:09:20.160 Head up.

01:09:21.480 Stay strong.

01:09:22.420 Sorry for your loss.

01:09:23.840 Richard and I love you guys.

01:09:25.040 Live a life that grandma would be proud of.

01:09:27.120 And you will.

01:09:27.860 And you will.

01:09:28.400 You guys are the most base family ever.

01:09:30.420 I know that.

01:09:31.360 Happy birthday to Becky Lochte on May 14th.

01:09:34.640 Her and her husband watch every week together.

01:09:37.300 Right.

01:09:37.580 Hopefully on separate devices.

01:09:39.140 You need to be device maxing.

01:09:40.640 You guys know that, right?

01:09:41.600 Can't lose two viewers to one device because I get one view and two people saw it.

01:09:45.320 And I feel like I'm getting cheated.

01:09:46.360 Yeah.

01:09:46.820 Thank you guys for watching.

01:09:48.160 Happy birthday to Travis.

01:09:49.740 His birthday is today, May 17th.

01:09:51.620 He lives in Georgia.

01:09:52.700 In Georgia.

01:09:53.200 Georgia.

01:09:53.780 Oh, I love those Georgia peaches.

01:09:56.000 Happy birthday to Gladys. 0.93

01:09:57.520 Her birthday is Saturday.

01:09:59.320 Her and her boyfriend, Kevin, watch the show every week and have since the spoon days.

01:10:03.800 Very nice.

01:10:04.500 So they've been watching couples who watch the show together, stay together.

01:10:07.400 Everyone knows that.

01:10:08.420 Yeah.

01:10:08.940 I'm sure there has been one.

01:10:11.080 Couple who got divorced.

01:10:12.140 Couple who got, yeah.

01:10:13.000 A big fight.

01:10:13.840 Blow up. 0.98

01:10:14.260 He hit her. 0.76

01:10:15.060 It's like, all right.

01:10:15.540 Not you guys, but.

01:10:16.720 Yeah.

01:10:17.040 And then they break up and they still watch the show independently.

01:10:19.620 That's how you get your views back.

01:10:20.520 That's how you get your views back up.

01:10:22.260 Broken homes, baby. 0.99

01:10:23.420 On separate devices.

01:10:24.660 Oh.

01:10:25.380 Unfortunately.

01:10:26.120 Yeah.

01:10:27.180 Happy birthday to Carol on May 15th.

01:10:30.360 She turns 59 years old.

01:10:32.520 Loves the show.

01:10:33.380 Lives in Texas.

01:10:34.540 We love you right back, Carol.

01:10:35.700 Thank you, Carol.

01:10:36.320 Thank you, Carol.

01:10:36.980 So happy birthday to Carol.

01:10:39.480 You know the Karen?

01:10:41.160 Mm-hmm.

01:10:41.580 Carol really got away with one right there. 0.98

01:10:44.060 Carol could have been Karen. 0.81

01:10:45.160 I know.

01:10:45.600 Carol, good for you.

01:10:47.080 You avoided that one.

01:10:48.200 Happy birthday to Catherine DePenning, who is a show watcher with her husband, and they're

01:10:54.040 both bonus landers.

01:10:55.200 Very nice.

01:10:55.740 Very nice.

01:10:56.660 Very important.

01:10:58.240 Shayna and Michael, show watchers and bonus landers, and they're getting married tomorrow.

01:11:03.780 Whoa.

01:11:04.000 May 18th.

01:11:04.900 Whoa.

01:11:05.480 So congrats.

01:11:06.900 Everyone knows show watchers stay together.

01:11:08.760 You guys are getting married tomorrow.

01:11:10.240 Very excited for you.

01:11:11.920 Congrats on the wedding.

01:11:12.900 Yeah.

01:11:13.000 Go have a lot of kids.

01:11:14.080 Yep.

01:11:14.260 Happy birthday to Courtney on 5-17, May 17th.

01:11:18.260 She's turning 30.

01:11:19.200 A lot of women in this. 1.00

01:11:20.380 Happy birthday, Courtney.

01:11:21.260 A lot of ladies in here. 1.00

01:11:22.240 Happy birthday.

01:11:22.840 Happy birthday to Josiah Brockman.

01:11:24.880 He's turning 40 on May 18th.

01:11:27.460 It's the number one show for him.

01:11:29.020 He likes this show so much.

01:11:31.120 Josiah?

01:11:31.640 Josiah Brockman.

01:11:32.720 Yeah.

01:11:33.100 Thank you.

01:11:33.480 This is his number one show.

01:11:34.280 And then shout out to Xavier and his wife, Autumn.

01:11:37.260 They just gave birth to another show watcher last week named Kalia.

01:11:41.980 Get her a device ASAP. 0.71

01:11:44.000 Get her a tablet so you can watch. 0.84

01:11:46.340 The whole family watches on all separate devices, even their son Ambrose.

01:11:50.900 So their family is growing.

01:11:52.660 They're making more show watchers just for the reason of having more people watch the show.

01:11:57.660 Thank you.

01:11:58.100 That's true commitment.

01:11:59.000 It's not for you guys.

01:11:59.840 It's just for us.

01:12:00.460 I appreciate that.

01:12:01.320 You create more people to watch us.

01:12:02.440 Yeah.

01:12:02.740 That's the end of our shout outs.

01:12:04.040 Another Fleckus Talks in the books.

01:12:05.120 Thank you guys for watching.

01:12:06.020 Please like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

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01:12:25.440 Yeah.

01:12:25.720 And I got an update on the, actually, I don't think I ever told anybody on the main show

01:12:29.740 about it.

01:12:30.360 Oh.

01:12:30.680 You want to do it quick?

01:12:31.500 The blood marrow donation match?

01:12:33.560 Yeah.

01:12:34.020 I might be a match for someone to save someone's life.

01:12:37.420 So we're going to be getting into that in Bonusland in just a few seconds.

01:12:40.920 Yeah.

01:12:41.040 We've only discussed that on Bonusland, so we're keeping it over there.

01:12:43.700 Thank you guys for watching.

01:12:45.000 We'll see you on Tuesday. 0.96

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