Fleccas Talks Podcast - May 17, 2024


ARE THEY ABOUT TO FAKE THE SECOND COMING


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 13 minutes

Words per Minute

193.9631

Word Count

14,197

Sentence Count

1,746

Misogynist Sentences

67

Hate Speech Sentences

70


Summary

Today on the show, we have some new conspiracies surfacing, one of which is a fake second coming of Jesus. We re going to tell you how to spot it, and in Cringe of the Week we have a Chivalry Dead section. Then, in Urban Decay, this dad beat up his daughter s bully s dad. Was he wrong to do it? We will discuss all this in March.


Transcript

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00:00:19.980 Today on the show, we have some new conspiracies surfacing,
00:00:23.820 one of which is a fake second coming of Jesus.
00:00:27.400 We're going to tell you how to spot it.
00:00:29.000 Then, in Cringe of the Week, we have a Is Chivalry Dead section,
00:00:33.740 followed by an Honest Doctor section that you're not going to want to miss.
00:00:37.760 Then, in Urban Decay, this dad beat up his daughter's bully's dad.
00:00:43.180 Was he wrong to do it?
00:00:44.880 We will discuss all this in March.
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00:03:24.800 Solid cringe, solid urban, and uplifting, and shout outs.
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00:03:29.640 We're not going to waste any time.
00:03:31.160 All right.
00:03:31.500 First things first.
00:03:32.680 We have some updates.
00:03:33.980 Biden versus Trump.
00:03:35.300 The debates are going to happen, or as of now, it seems like it.
00:03:39.120 Joe Biden released this clip.
00:03:41.340 Kind of talking trash to Donald Trump.
00:03:43.180 Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020.
00:03:45.640 And since then, he hadn't shown up for debate.
00:03:47.420 Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again.
00:03:49.780 Well, make my day, pal.
00:03:51.440 I'll even do it twice.
00:03:53.340 So let's pick the dates, Donald.
00:03:54.880 I hear you're free on Wednesdays.
00:03:56.400 Wow.
00:03:57.080 Six cuts, an attempted bit.
00:03:59.460 And he got most of the words right.
00:04:01.800 I mean, you know, to be fair, when you have six cuts, you get the words right.
00:04:04.640 He said the sentences.
00:04:05.980 Yeah.
00:04:06.240 There's a PA there making sure each sentence gets said.
00:04:09.300 Yeah, each word is, like, on a letter.
00:04:12.180 And, you know, I wonder how long the people were in the room for that.
00:04:15.200 I think that might have taken, like, a third of a day, possibly.
00:04:17.980 Oh, yeah.
00:04:18.400 You know, a juice break, some sort of break, you know.
00:04:21.060 And I'm not talking sippy juice.
00:04:22.560 I'm talking juice break.
00:04:23.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:24.600 They juiced him up for that.
00:04:25.760 And then that was all the, that was the lid happens right after.
00:04:29.080 All right, that's it for the day.
00:04:30.380 He's done.
00:04:30.980 Call it.
00:04:31.900 Dr. Jill takes him away, so.
00:04:33.620 Exactly.
00:04:34.440 But it does sound interesting.
00:04:36.220 Obviously, everyone wants this debate to happen.
00:04:37.980 There are some stipulations that Team Biden said that they would require.
00:04:42.300 A couple of them are.
00:04:44.020 Can you do another?
00:04:44.680 Biden is refusing to debate Trump in front of an audience of voters.
00:04:49.560 His campaign is demanding big guardrails for Biden, including no audience, no RFK Jr.,
00:04:54.500 no Trump remarks during Biden's answers, only Biden-friendly outlets and anchors who can moderate
00:05:00.800 from CBS, ABC, CNN, or Telemundo.
00:05:03.280 And the first one is scheduled for late June with CNN.
00:05:07.700 So, of course, it's going to be two moderators and Joe Biden on one side of the stage and
00:05:11.300 then Trump on the other getting like, and the first question is going to be like, January
00:05:14.940 6th, like, you know, the worst shit ever.
00:05:17.700 But it's crazy that Biden challenged him, right?
00:05:20.120 Well, it is crazy that he challenged him.
00:05:23.440 I think that there might be something to it where, like, Biden can challenge him, kind
00:05:27.780 of bluff and pretend he wants to do the debate.
00:05:30.180 OK.
00:05:30.500 And then Trump will have some court things, some court obligation he can't get out of.
00:05:35.480 And then he's going to go, oh, I challenged you, Jack, and you backed out.
00:05:38.820 Yeah.
00:05:39.060 A judge somewhere will cover for Biden.
00:05:41.040 That's a decent prediction.
00:05:41.960 That's a decent prediction.
00:05:42.820 Because, I mean, polling and everything else must be an absolute train wreck for the team
00:05:47.240 Biden to be like, OK, we need Joe on the debate stage.
00:05:50.480 Like, everyone knows that's the absolute worst case scenario thing you were attempting to avoid
00:05:54.700 this whole time.
00:05:55.440 Let's lead with Joe and transparency.
00:05:58.160 Yeah.
00:05:59.300 What are the other ideas?
00:06:01.660 Yeah.
00:06:01.860 Anything else?
00:06:02.720 Can we nuke someone?
00:06:03.760 Can we get into a war?
00:06:05.240 It's like, we already tried that.
00:06:06.260 Like, yeah.
00:06:06.640 What bolsters a president's ratings?
00:06:08.720 Like, war, you know, an impeachment or something?
00:06:11.500 And obviously, everyone knows that things are worse under Joe Biden.
00:06:15.760 We have some stats here of just, like, how things have changed over the last few years
00:06:19.400 since Biden took office.
00:06:20.780 Yeah.
00:06:20.920 These are just general inflation numbers.
00:06:22.780 Gas, 55%.
00:06:24.060 Groceries, 21%.
00:06:25.580 Eating out, 21%.
00:06:27.060 Baby food, 30%.
00:06:28.600 You get the gist of it.
00:06:29.980 Let's see.
00:06:30.540 K through 12 food, 64%.
00:06:34.020 I'm trying to read some of the larger ones.
00:06:36.100 Rents up, 20%.
00:06:37.140 Electricity is almost 30%.
00:06:38.740 Natural gas, 22%.
00:06:40.220 Used cars, airfare, everything's up.
00:06:42.500 Yeah.
00:06:42.840 Everything's worse.
00:06:44.040 And if you hadn't noticed you're getting smoked, congratulations on how rich you are.
00:06:47.800 Right?
00:06:48.100 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:06:48.880 You know, only the rich people can really just be like, did things change?
00:06:53.120 Wow, a burger that much?
00:06:55.200 Exactly.
00:06:55.720 So everyone's getting smoked unless you ignore what you're seeing with your eyes and ears
00:07:00.760 every day.
00:07:01.460 So unless you're like an emotional woman or a homosexual who's going to say, I can't vote
00:07:06.080 for Trump because of what might happen.
00:07:07.880 Yeah.
00:07:08.360 You know what's going on.
00:07:09.640 And then KJP, Kareem Jean-Pierre, she's out there.
00:07:13.740 I don't know if it's gaslighting because she might not even know herself.
00:07:16.720 She might just be reading the paper and not even fully aware of what's actually going on.
00:07:20.500 Still seeing inflation above normal levels, despite everything the administration and the
00:07:26.000 Fed is doing.
00:07:27.020 Do you have a sense of when households can expect to see prices stabilized?
00:07:31.460 So look, here's what I can tell you what we're going to continue to do is make sure that
00:07:36.040 we are, when it comes to our priority as it relates to the economy, we want to make sure
00:07:40.120 that we're fighting inflation and continue to do so.
00:07:42.740 And so we understand we have a lot more work to do.
00:07:45.200 We get that.
00:07:46.340 But I would state that inflation is down more than 60% with the lowest core inflation in
00:07:51.120 three years and grocery prices fell over the last three months.
00:07:53.980 Wages are up more than the prices over the last year.
00:07:56.580 So she reads all this stuff.
00:07:58.000 She kind of gaslights you and she reads it.
00:08:00.200 But I think she might just be reading it and not know that she's like saying lies.
00:08:04.700 Like, I don't think she realizes like how juxtaposed with reality what she's saying is insane.
00:08:11.700 Yeah.
00:08:12.340 Inflation is down 60% from a crazy comparatively high point.
00:08:18.080 And it's not deflation.
00:08:19.980 It's the prices are going up less than they were going up earlier late this year, you know,
00:08:25.060 or 2023, right?
00:08:26.140 Yeah.
00:08:26.340 But she reads it and thinks, oh, things are going good.
00:08:28.220 Yeah, I answered that one.
00:08:29.920 I'm great.
00:08:30.600 And if you want more proof of like the state of the economy, here's what's going on at
00:08:34.540 McDonald's.
00:08:35.400 Say this shit.
00:08:36.000 Y'all be shaming y'all still.
00:08:38.640 Got a Big Mac, right?
00:08:39.840 I was like, damn, this shit thin.
00:08:41.340 Look at this patty.
00:08:42.740 Y'all, it's so thin.
00:08:45.540 What?
00:08:47.940 McDonald's.
00:08:48.460 So that's what you get at McDonald's.
00:08:50.680 That's the patty size.
00:08:52.120 And keep in mind, the prices of Big Macs went up.
00:08:54.780 Yeah.
00:08:55.060 So the prices of Big Macs went up and then the quality and size of the meat patties has
00:08:59.380 gone down.
00:09:00.100 So it's a double squeeze.
00:09:01.240 It's not just the prices.
00:09:02.820 It's higher prices and cheaper meat.
00:09:06.160 So that's kind of a sign of the times.
00:09:08.060 Yeah.
00:09:08.240 And you think this woman is going to vote for Trump?
00:09:10.840 Yeah.
00:09:11.960 McDonald's.
00:09:12.640 What did you do at Big Mac?
00:09:13.660 I ain't going to vote for racist Trump.
00:09:15.380 No, yeah, she won't.
00:09:16.960 But obviously with the election coming up, my theory has been that Joe Biden is not going
00:09:22.280 to run.
00:09:23.640 He's going to step down last minute just so they didn't have to do a primary, step down
00:09:27.060 last minute and basically hand it off to Michelle Obama.
00:09:29.400 That's what I think.
00:09:30.080 Ooh, run Trump into a buzzsaw and then somebody else debates him.
00:09:33.540 Joe was never going to debate.
00:09:34.760 Oh, that's interesting.
00:09:36.000 It could be something.
00:09:37.280 And then tell me if this rings true to you.
00:09:39.820 I've been seeing articles lately like New York Post, anxious Biden fears first son Hunter
00:09:44.980 will serve prison time over gun case.
00:09:47.300 Yeah.
00:09:47.420 So imagine Joe Biden does something like pardon Hunter Biden and then step down and go, hey,
00:09:53.780 family first, Jack.
00:09:55.060 I got to protect my family.
00:09:57.000 I know that's kind of a faux pas or whatever.
00:09:59.220 So I'm going to resign and step down or not run in 2024 because I pardoned my son kind
00:10:05.500 of not in a crooked way, but, you know, like do something like that.
00:10:08.620 I had to do it.
00:10:09.540 You had to do it.
00:10:10.280 Then get out.
00:10:10.880 Then Michelle Obama comes in.
00:10:12.260 Yeah, I could see it.
00:10:13.060 So that's kind of what I think is going to happen.
00:10:14.860 All right.
00:10:15.140 All right.
00:10:15.540 Let's get it.
00:10:15.940 That's one of your least schizo theories.
00:10:17.700 So I, you know, I'm a fair guy.
00:10:19.680 But he needs an excuse.
00:10:20.720 We're getting to the second coming of Jesus thing, which you didn't tell me before the
00:10:24.180 episode.
00:10:24.580 So I'll save it for that.
00:10:25.900 Yeah.
00:10:26.160 But, you know, like Joe Biden, he needs a reason to get out.
00:10:30.220 Yeah.
00:10:30.500 And he can save face family.
00:10:32.160 The family.
00:10:32.800 He doesn't have to seppuku himself.
00:10:34.440 Like he needs to save face and like have some honor.
00:10:37.040 So he'll give himself a thing.
00:10:38.740 His family is his thing.
00:10:39.280 He pretends he's important to him.
00:10:40.940 Oh, I got to pardon my son.
00:10:42.280 And that's why I'm stepping down.
00:10:43.580 Yeah.
00:10:43.700 Being a good dad versus having severe, severe dementia, it's an easy choice for the legacy
00:10:49.340 of a president.
00:10:49.880 Right?
00:10:50.320 Yeah.
00:10:50.860 So that's kind of what could happen.
00:10:52.960 All right.
00:10:53.580 Let's get into the next section.
00:10:55.580 Don Lemon has been getting wrecked on his show.
00:10:58.720 Yeah.
00:10:59.000 Absolutely wrecked.
00:10:59.880 Yeah.
00:11:00.040 Don Lemon.
00:11:00.640 Remember when he started off with an interview of Elon Musk on his show and he was like trying
00:11:05.160 to exclusively do it on X and then he wanted millions of dollars in a cyber truck.
00:11:10.520 Yeah.
00:11:11.160 Don, you don't have that cachet.
00:11:13.060 Elon said no.
00:11:14.340 And here's his show on YouTube.
00:11:16.700 Right.
00:11:16.960 And this has been, I don't know, like maybe nine episodes or 10 total episodes.
00:11:22.360 11K views, 6.5K, 3.3K views, 13K views he hit one time.
00:11:28.320 That's nice, Don.
00:11:29.220 13K.
00:11:30.000 Yeah.
00:11:30.420 But this is obviously weak numbers.
00:11:32.620 We destroy these.
00:11:33.940 Yeah.
00:11:34.200 We're like 10X more.
00:11:35.740 We're more than 10X Don Lemon.
00:11:37.300 And then this is who Don Lemon was the whole time.
00:11:40.940 He had the idea that he was some important guy because he was on TV every day.
00:11:44.880 People did his makeup.
00:11:46.080 People did his makeup.
00:11:47.340 People treated him like talent.
00:11:48.940 But then when he's off of the time slot on CNN, 99.99% of your audience left with it.
00:11:55.540 Yeah.
00:11:55.720 So no one actually tunes in.
00:11:56.900 No one actually cares.
00:11:58.140 No one actually needs your perspective on anything.
00:12:01.120 You're just a catty homosexual.
00:12:02.680 Mm-hmm.
00:12:03.160 I agree.
00:12:03.860 I agree.
00:12:04.240 And Don Lemon thought it was like, oh, people love me.
00:12:06.940 I'm Don Lemon.
00:12:07.840 I'm right on CNN.
00:12:08.940 And it was basically 95% the time slot and a network that was going with or without him.
00:12:15.220 Right?
00:12:15.420 Yeah.
00:12:15.660 So he overplayed his hand there and probably should have stuck with it and been a company
00:12:19.640 man for life.
00:12:20.540 Yeah, exactly.
00:12:21.560 And there were clues too.
00:12:22.680 Don Lemon.
00:12:23.880 He's a lemon.
00:12:24.360 Lemon is a car that's a dud.
00:12:26.160 It's a dud.
00:12:27.200 Yeah.
00:12:27.520 Don Lemon's a dud.
00:12:28.740 My last name is Fletcher.
00:12:29.940 Fletcher means to sharpen an arrow.
00:12:31.900 Wow.
00:12:32.040 That's sharp.
00:12:32.500 That can penetrate.
00:12:33.300 That's important.
00:12:34.240 That sounds like a YouTube show that will last.
00:12:37.560 Yeah.
00:12:37.940 Potentially dangerous.
00:12:39.220 Lemon's something you put in your hair in the summer to make it more blonde.
00:12:42.220 A little gay.
00:12:43.200 Twink.
00:12:43.700 Something to think about.
00:12:44.620 Yeah.
00:12:45.040 All right.
00:12:45.660 Moving on.
00:12:46.340 Our next piece of housekeeping.
00:12:48.100 Harrison Butker, the kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs.
00:12:50.900 He gave a speech at a college graduation a few days ago in Kansas at a Catholic college.
00:12:56.180 And he had some conservative and traditional themes to it about women in the workplace and
00:13:03.140 don't forget that being a mom is a very important job and a better career than going into the
00:13:08.620 workforce.
00:13:09.840 There were some other things that people got mad about.
00:13:11.960 And then the NFL came out and said that they were not happy with what he said.
00:13:16.560 Yeah.
00:13:16.840 The NFL issued a statement condemning Chiefs player Harrison Butker's speech against homosexuality,
00:13:22.200 abortion, and women in the workplace.
00:13:24.560 Yeah.
00:13:24.840 But keep in mind, this is a Catholic guy giving a Catholic speech at a Catholic college.
00:13:30.680 So.
00:13:31.880 It's like, well, isn't that exactly what you had hoped he'd do?
00:13:34.380 Yeah.
00:13:34.740 And then the NFL came out against him and saying like, oh, like we don't stand with this.
00:13:40.340 This is so bad.
00:13:41.040 But then Memetic Sisyphus, our friend, he had some points about this and how the NFL has
00:13:46.160 handled like actual violence and actual crimes done by the players.
00:13:49.760 Yeah.
00:13:50.200 Compared to the recent arrest of Von Miller, who beat his pregnant wife, a facts only report
00:13:55.120 can be found on the NFL page, but they offered no comment when asked about him.
00:13:58.960 I guess they couldn't figure out the morality of that case.
00:14:01.860 And it's Bill's linebacker, Von Miller, turns himself in on felony domestic violence charges.
00:14:06.320 And then NFL offers no comment on whether Von Miller will be placed on paid leave.
00:14:10.920 So a thought crime is worse than a real crime, according to the NFL.
00:14:15.100 NFL goes, ah, we can't unbeat his wife, but we can make Harrison Butker change his mind
00:14:20.460 or something or apologize.
00:14:22.160 So maybe he should have in the speech said that girls should abort babies and twerk their ass.
00:14:26.920 Yeah, sexy red should be playing Harrison Butker.
00:14:30.820 But yeah, I mean, it's just another one of those things where it's like, you look at
00:14:34.180 what, where the energy is going.
00:14:36.580 And there were so many 30 something borderline alcoholic espresso martini girls getting really
00:14:42.780 mad on Twitter thinking, oh my God, Harrison Butker, why is he trying to handmaid's tale
00:14:47.520 me?
00:14:48.060 Right.
00:14:48.120 Um, so it pretty sad state of affairs.
00:14:51.580 Uh, I mean, this is pretty normal Catholic stuff, uh, have 10 kids, right?
00:14:55.900 That's kind of a pretty Catholic meme.
00:14:57.920 And he was basically just saying like the part that got all the girls mad, he was just saying
00:15:01.500 that being a mom is a career in itself and it's a more rewarding career than having some
00:15:06.300 email job.
00:15:07.040 Yeah, exactly.
00:15:07.640 And then every girl who has an email job who doesn't have the kids is now like trying
00:15:12.020 to double down and it's like, all right, we'll see.
00:15:13.880 And we'll see you at 40.
00:15:15.120 Yeah.
00:15:15.340 And we'll see if you're still excited about the sending the emails for the sunglass company
00:15:19.400 or whatever.
00:15:19.960 Yeah, exactly.
00:15:21.220 The sunglass company, uh, it turns out they were using, uh, acetate that was kind of laced
00:15:26.080 with something.
00:15:27.000 Yeah.
00:15:27.080 There's lead.
00:15:27.900 Yeah.
00:15:28.180 They had to pay out a big, uh, a big lawsuit and now it's under, but yeah.
00:15:32.140 So, I mean, the main issue is what people get mad at, what has to be condemned.
00:15:38.540 You know, this is Harrison Butker on his personal time doing this.
00:15:41.980 Uh, it's just such a backwards and fucked up world pretty much where the NFL, the whole
00:15:46.540 organization has to come and condemn this guy for, uh, you know, basically practicing
00:15:51.120 his religion and telling others the same.
00:15:53.880 So exactly.
00:15:54.440 With all the domestic violence that happens every single year, NFL doesn't have a comment
00:15:58.540 on that.
00:15:59.000 Yeah.
00:16:00.120 Shut up and dribble guys.
00:16:01.440 People got 10 baby mamas, you know, and, uh, they're, they're back on, they're behind
00:16:06.660 due on their child support and stuff.
00:16:08.180 And it's like, this is what you want to get mad at.
00:16:10.400 And nobody has to do it.
00:16:12.040 Nobody has to go.
00:16:12.680 Oh yes, Mr. Butker.
00:16:14.120 Yeah.
00:16:14.540 I'm quitting my job right now.
00:16:16.220 Nobody, you don't have to listen.
00:16:17.540 So it's at a Catholic college.
00:16:18.720 So it's like, all right, if you're not Catholic or if you don't, if this doesn't ring true
00:16:22.260 to you, then like, don't even listen to the speech.
00:16:24.000 It's like a speech you gave at a Catholic college where that's good advice for those kids.
00:16:28.040 Yeah.
00:16:28.360 So it's very frustrating, but what do you expect these days?
00:16:31.440 All right.
00:16:31.940 Let's get into some conspiracies that are probably true.
00:16:34.460 Okay.
00:16:35.260 Let's start with the King Charles portrait.
00:16:37.660 King Charles revealed a new portrait.
00:16:40.060 Yeah.
00:16:40.420 Uh, it says him with this red stuff, which is weird.
00:16:43.300 But then if you flip it backwards and upside down, the calling card of the devil, you see
00:16:48.940 it's a, it's a Baphomet type thing.
00:16:51.860 Okay.
00:16:52.300 You see it?
00:16:53.220 A little bit.
00:16:54.300 You see the horns and holding the horns and then the Baphomet?
00:16:57.180 Yeah, I see that.
00:16:58.000 It looks like it.
00:16:59.020 And then if, same with Obama, if you take the Obama old portrait, you can kind of see
00:17:04.140 a Baphomet in there too.
00:17:05.580 Wow.
00:17:06.160 You see it?
00:17:06.760 Hmm.
00:17:07.560 Is it a coincidence?
00:17:08.980 Yeah, I don't know.
00:17:09.740 Probably not.
00:17:10.220 Probably not.
00:17:11.060 Looks a little greasy to me, but you know.
00:17:12.900 It's something, right?
00:17:13.760 Mm-hmm.
00:17:14.400 And so yeah.
00:17:15.000 I don't think the optics were great for this painting even in the first place without the
00:17:18.760 backers and flipping it around like the blood red King Charles.
00:17:21.760 It's like, yeah, it looks like you.
00:17:23.200 What's all the red?
00:17:25.180 What's the red for?
00:17:26.520 So.
00:17:27.180 Yeah.
00:17:27.620 So that's interesting.
00:17:28.660 I'm not sure.
00:17:29.860 And then, uh, yeah, there's Baphomet itself.
00:17:32.220 So yeah, it is real.
00:17:33.740 The things we showed you were real.
00:17:35.720 You put them side by side, you flip them.
00:17:37.480 That's what it looks like.
00:17:38.760 All right.
00:17:39.180 Next conspiracy.
00:17:40.760 Well, I'm going to present this next one without any comment.
00:17:43.520 Okay.
00:17:43.740 It's, uh, the earth compared to yin and yang.
00:17:46.940 Okay.
00:17:47.560 Here it goes right here.
00:17:50.560 Doesn't that seem like what's going on?
00:17:53.520 Okay.
00:17:54.200 Doesn't that seem like what's going on?
00:17:55.960 And there were little clues left for people who were looking for clues to kind of figure
00:17:59.680 out how this all works.
00:18:01.060 I don't know.
00:18:01.820 Maybe.
00:18:02.080 There's something here where like everyone tries to tell you the sun's a billion miles
00:18:06.040 away and the moon's like right here.
00:18:07.940 But then when they do an eclipse, they're the exact same size.
00:18:11.140 Isn't that kind of stupid?
00:18:13.740 Like, oh, well, we got lucky.
00:18:15.360 They're the exact same size when they line up.
00:18:17.620 If you were going off vibes, wouldn't you just say these things are the same size and
00:18:23.360 they kind of run on different axes and sometimes they cross?
00:18:26.400 Or one thing's a lot closer by a lot and in earth's orbit.
00:18:30.420 And then when it lines up with the sun, they're the exact same size.
00:18:34.420 That's the part where it doesn't ring true.
00:18:36.840 Well, all right, buddy.
00:18:38.120 I'll let you cook.
00:18:38.900 Whatever.
00:18:39.660 All right.
00:18:39.900 Let's go to the next conspiracy.
00:18:42.380 CERN.
00:18:43.140 So I've been seeing this on my algorithm a lot lately, which obviously could be future
00:18:47.760 me trying to communicate with me.
00:18:50.640 CERN apparently is planning some sort of second coming of Jesus.
00:18:55.020 This guy who worked at the FBI for 20 years had this to say.
00:18:59.060 Let me know what you guys think.
00:19:00.580 What I'm here to tell people is that when Project Blue Beam is used, again, it's going
00:19:06.320 to be it's not going to be by the United States.
00:19:09.160 It's not going to be by national.
00:19:10.920 It's going to be by global government.
00:19:13.780 They're the ones who are going to use this stuff.
00:19:16.020 And it's going to be not just a bunch of pretty holograms.
00:19:19.460 It's going to be they're going to be using it for religious figures.
00:19:23.140 They're going to have Jesus in the sky, but it's not just going to be holograms.
00:19:28.840 There's going to be voice to skull technology.
00:19:31.220 It's also going to be used.
00:19:32.760 They're going to be able to have these figures speak to every human being on the planet.
00:19:39.040 Isn't that kind of crazy?
00:19:40.380 Yeah.
00:19:40.780 That's why you got to get the nanobots out.
00:19:43.160 OK, because like they're going to have it.
00:19:45.480 Hey, voice to skull technology.
00:19:47.800 I think anyone who experiences that's going to go, OK, this is real.
00:19:51.280 It has to be.
00:19:51.980 But it could be the nanobots that they put in us over all these years.
00:19:56.140 But you haven't mentioned nanobots on the podcast yet.
00:19:58.700 So heavy metals is nanobots.
00:20:01.060 OK, heavy metals out of your brain.
00:20:03.080 They're they're creating the chip.
00:20:04.820 So when this thing happens, they can go right to your brain.
00:20:07.280 And then you go, oh, of course, this is real.
00:20:08.840 I'm hearing the voice myself.
00:20:10.240 All right.
00:20:10.860 All right.
00:20:11.180 Something to think about.
00:20:12.440 I don't know who's more schizophrenic.
00:20:13.940 This guy could be equally as unreliable as you.
00:20:16.400 He might think the world is yin and yang, too.
00:20:18.660 I think he probably does.
00:20:19.480 He worked at the FBI for 20 years.
00:20:20.820 He was what they based the X-Files off.
00:20:23.160 I know this is this is ringing like the the guy from the cryptid society that we covered
00:20:28.780 in bonus land who just was doing a review of someone who is a special effects makeup
00:20:33.360 person and said that, oh, this is what they have in Japan.
00:20:36.820 And it's like it says Marshall's makeup right in the bottom right corner.
00:20:40.600 So you see Jesus in the sky and hear voice to skull technology.
00:20:44.120 You'll at least be skeptical.
00:20:46.040 OK.
00:20:46.680 But I don't know.
00:20:47.220 I don't also don't want to discourage people from the second coming as well.
00:20:51.460 I know.
00:20:51.660 Maybe that's what he's up to.
00:20:53.180 And it's a double reverse psyop.
00:20:55.300 Oh, man.
00:20:57.120 See, you're not even thinking straight.
00:20:58.260 Well, hey, we have to be aware so that we can make up our minds and use our discernment
00:21:02.340 when it happens.
00:21:03.460 But something to think about.
00:21:04.800 Voice to skull technology.
00:21:06.460 That's the planted seed of the day.
00:21:08.080 All right.
00:21:08.640 Voice to skull technology.
00:21:11.180 All right.
00:21:11.920 Make sure you guys help us.
00:21:13.360 Make sure you tickle the post.
00:21:14.880 Juice the algo.
00:21:15.800 Leave a comment.
00:21:16.540 Leave a comment again.
00:21:17.460 Then start yapping about what you want to yap about.
00:21:19.780 Notifications need to be on.
00:21:20.960 P.O. Box needs to be full.
00:21:23.540 All right.
00:21:25.020 All right.
00:21:25.580 Our next story.
00:21:26.740 We're still in housekeeping.
00:21:27.900 We have two pages left, but it's really important stuff.
00:21:30.380 Buffalo Wild Wings is about to make a huge mistake.
00:21:33.380 Buffalo Wild Wings now has unlimited wings and fries every Monday and Wednesday.
00:21:36.960 Starting on May 13th, you can get as many bonus wings and fries as you'd like
00:21:40.460 for only $19.99.
00:21:42.000 All you have to do is dine in Buffalo Wild Wings.
00:21:43.920 Buffalo Wild Wings, B-dubs.
00:21:45.700 Yo.
00:21:46.260 You got to watch out.
00:21:47.540 Come in.
00:21:47.900 Come in here, Buffalo Wild Wings.
00:21:49.260 Lean in close.
00:21:50.340 And I'm sure you think this will work.
00:21:52.260 I'm sure you need to have a new scheme to get more people in the door.
00:21:55.700 You think people might tip or you think people might order beers with these
00:21:59.520 endless wings, these cheap endless wings in this inflation hellhole economy?
00:22:03.400 Yeah.
00:22:03.940 But I'm here to tell you, when you have unlimited anything, so in this case,
00:22:08.040 unlimited bonus wings and fries, you're going to attract a certain type of person.
00:22:14.120 Yeah.
00:22:14.400 Certain type of guy and a group of his buddies.
00:22:17.320 This is what happened to Red Lobster.
00:22:19.060 Red Lobster did unlimited shrimp and it bankrupted them.
00:22:22.260 And it's going to happen to you guys too.
00:22:24.140 You think, oh, people are going to come.
00:22:25.840 People love shrimp.
00:22:26.640 People love bonus wings.
00:22:27.580 They'll come and eat as many as they can.
00:22:29.180 They're going to bring their whole family.
00:22:31.060 They're only going to pay for the two adults.
00:22:33.020 The two adults are going to be there.
00:22:34.460 And then when the waiter kids who are eating too, and when the waiter goes back, then they,
00:22:38.700 the kids all slurp it up.
00:22:40.180 And then the waiter is not going to want to be accused of being racist.
00:22:43.920 So they're not going to say anything to the patrons and say, Hey, I saw your kid eating
00:22:48.280 and they're not going to say anything.
00:22:49.160 And they're going to keep bringing dishes and dishes of boneless wings.
00:22:51.640 And you're going to go under this happened to Red Lobster.
00:22:54.500 The shrimp bankrupted them for the exact reason we're describing.
00:22:57.680 We're warning you now, unlimited boneless wings and unlimited fries is going to attract a
00:23:03.040 certain type of group that is going to take advantage of you.
00:23:06.540 And we showed that, uh, the Red Lobster example.
00:23:09.760 We showed that in Urban Decay.
00:23:11.360 Some people posted a TikTok.
00:23:12.800 It was a large black family who said, Hey, Red Lobster was being mean to us.
00:23:18.800 And it was like, no, all the kids were eating the shrimp.
00:23:20.940 Don't lie to us.
00:23:21.860 The TikTok viewer on your own, uh, explanation.
00:23:24.740 So, uh, watch out Buffalo Wild Wings.
00:23:28.540 It's going to get ugly and it's going to come down to your workers, your, uh, waiters having
00:23:34.860 the guts to go up to a group and say, Hey, I saw everyone eating.
00:23:37.960 Everyone's getting charged.
00:23:38.840 There's going to be a blow up and that's going to work.
00:23:41.480 And then guess what?
00:23:42.480 When you charge that extra, what do you think the tip is?
00:23:46.080 So rhymes with hero.
00:23:47.700 Yeah.
00:23:48.540 So just keep that in mind.
00:23:49.940 Heard it here first as well.
00:23:51.440 All right.
00:23:51.960 Speaking of companies making weird moves, put some.
00:23:54.720 Puts on B-dubs?
00:23:55.540 Puts on B-dubs.
00:23:56.260 I think it's publicly traded, right?
00:23:57.880 Yeah.
00:23:58.420 Yeah.
00:23:58.800 Hey, long-term.
00:23:59.860 Yeah.
00:24:00.760 All right.
00:24:01.100 Let me check that out.
00:24:01.840 Let's check the ticker real quick.
00:24:03.700 Buffalo Wild Wings stock.
00:24:03.980 Buffalo Wild Wings B-W-L-D.
00:24:06.800 All right.
00:24:07.180 Not financial advice, but I'm buying puts.
00:24:09.460 I'm buying puts tomorrow at market open.
00:24:12.160 All right.
00:24:12.740 Um, next thing, speaking of companies making weird moves, Apple is removing the clown emoji.
00:24:18.700 Can you read the headline?
00:24:19.580 Upcoming Apple device updates set to remove clown emoji.
00:24:23.240 Sources say emoji used as a far right dog whistle.
00:24:27.400 I didn't know it was a dog whistle.
00:24:28.700 Did you actually know that it was a dog whistle?
00:24:30.560 I know people use it for stupid opinions.
00:24:32.540 Clown, you're a clown.
00:24:33.640 Someone's an idiot.
00:24:34.400 They're a clown.
00:24:35.220 It's, it's pretty easy.
00:24:36.360 And this is coming off the heels of Apple getting rid of the gun because they thought
00:24:40.860 maybe someone posting a metal gun instead of a green squirt gun somehow caused all the
00:24:46.500 inner city violence or something.
00:24:48.180 Was that, was that what it was?
00:24:49.540 Yeah.
00:24:50.400 And it's like the dog whistle alludes to like a racist thing.
00:24:54.620 Yeah.
00:24:54.940 Like this means the N word or this means a really mean word.
00:24:59.520 I think it just means clown.
00:25:00.400 And if anything, the moon emoji I use sometimes as a little bit of a dog whistle.
00:25:05.060 I haven't heard of that.
00:25:06.400 I haven't done that yet.
00:25:07.200 Yeah.
00:25:07.460 Well, this is what it looks like.
00:25:08.580 And it's like, you can kind of use it when there's certain type of crime committed.
00:25:12.080 Yeah.
00:25:12.480 You can send the moon emoji, but the getting rid of the clown does not make sense to me.
00:25:16.620 And my idea was to start using the black fist a lot more, um, because they can't get rid
00:25:22.680 of that.
00:25:23.420 They can't say, so we should take one of their leftist symbols and make it our dog whistle.
00:25:27.960 Now, anytime you see a video of like African-Americans really misbehaving, a shooting, jumping a white
00:25:33.920 kid, you throw up that black fist.
00:25:35.940 So that's my suggestion to the show.
00:25:38.200 That's a good idea.
00:25:39.060 I'll start using that.
00:25:40.160 All right.
00:25:40.480 Let's get on to our protesters updates.
00:25:42.760 Kind of a quiet week protester wise.
00:25:44.460 Hold on.
00:25:44.820 Um, notice how Apple is just looking to whack down our fun.
00:25:48.820 Any fun we have, even if it's what's that?
00:25:51.360 They're sniffing around.
00:25:52.240 Is that, are you guys using the clown to mean something else?
00:25:54.700 Okay.
00:25:55.080 You guys are probably making fun of black people with the clown emojis.
00:25:57.180 Goodbye.
00:25:57.840 What are you talking about?
00:25:59.300 Unbelievable, right?
00:26:00.120 You just said that.
00:26:01.220 I didn't even, I wasn't even using it that much.
00:26:03.360 I know.
00:26:04.220 All right.
00:26:04.660 We have a little protesters update section.
00:26:07.080 Just something I want to point out.
00:26:08.120 First is the person giving a speech.
00:26:10.760 This is pretty pathetic.
00:26:12.680 If you want to be a menace and literally escalate or get onto the room, even if there's 10 of you out there, all of whom are they going to give us?
00:26:21.280 They can't climb.
00:26:24.100 The tree set is making sure this occupation doesn't end no matter what we do here.
00:26:28.840 But I will also say that a coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man, only one.
00:26:36.820 Wow.
00:26:37.440 A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man, only one.
00:26:40.140 If you're part of a political movement or some sort of revolution, and then this is your leader, you could just go home.
00:26:47.020 Yeah.
00:26:47.220 You could say, all right, I don't think we're getting the win today.
00:26:50.340 It's like the third string quarterback giving a speech at halftime and you're like, we're down 40.
00:26:54.820 We're not, okay.
00:26:56.320 I just don't want to get hurt.
00:26:57.260 Yeah, exactly.
00:26:58.660 These kids are really big.
00:27:00.100 Yeah.
00:27:00.680 So if you're part of a group and like that's the leader, it's done.
00:27:05.000 You're in part of nothing.
00:27:06.380 You need to recognize the writing on the wall.
00:27:09.220 Like in some cases, the leftists win, you know, that your college campus is made up of a bunch of fat women and they're kind of like, oh, I don't know.
00:27:17.520 Should we give into the demands?
00:27:18.680 Let's, I'd rather this all just go away.
00:27:20.540 And you kind of can read it, but this is your leader.
00:27:23.940 You got to, you got to read both signs.
00:27:25.600 Like, okay, how weak are the people in charge?
00:27:27.620 And then how weak are the people who are running this encampment?
00:27:30.500 And it sounds like someone's up in a tree somewhere just so that they can never get.
00:27:35.000 They can annoy the people on campus.
00:27:36.120 Yeah, so they can't get evacuated and can perpetually annoy the people on campus.
00:27:40.560 So I don't know.
00:27:41.840 It's a question of leadership and who's making up the rank and file.
00:27:45.180 And this, she's not even like happy.
00:27:47.940 She's not even like emotional or pitching strong, you know?
00:27:53.440 It's just, hey, we should go on the roof.
00:27:55.220 That'll suck for them.
00:27:56.180 Maybe 10 people get on the roof.
00:27:58.060 Coward death, you know, 10 people die, die, coward death.
00:28:00.600 And then the next clip is kind of the same thing.
00:28:03.760 Like, the vibes of the protests are not good if this is what's going on.
00:28:07.920 We won't stop till Memphis gets dropped.
00:28:10.720 We won't stop till Memphis gets dropped.
00:28:13.520 We won't stop till Memphis gets dropped.
00:28:16.200 We won't stop till Memphis gets dropped.
00:28:18.920 All right.
00:28:19.720 Everyone's in a mask, the person in the wheelchair, the fat person.
00:28:22.640 They're all stapling them where they're locking themselves to each other.
00:28:26.120 Yeah, with a bike lock.
00:28:27.100 And there's three wheelchairs.
00:28:28.140 The wheelchairs are actually, you know, they're crucial for the interlocking bike locks
00:28:32.680 because that's actually something to hook into.
00:28:34.860 Yeah.
00:28:35.120 That's actually, it's sturdy.
00:28:36.780 Especially that first one.
00:28:37.880 I know.
00:28:38.560 That's actually a trike.
00:28:40.360 Wow.
00:28:40.920 Look at those fat eyes.
00:28:42.180 Like, when you get to the point where your eyes, you're kind of made Chinese.
00:28:45.680 You become Asian from the fat.
00:28:47.000 Yeah, that's pretty bad.
00:28:48.380 A lot of seed oils will do that.
00:28:50.000 You get inflamed, it's called.
00:28:52.920 You would know about that.
00:28:54.140 Yeah, I used to be inflamed.
00:28:55.700 All right.
00:28:56.000 All right, let's go to our migrant section.
00:28:57.680 So, that's basically a protest update.
00:29:00.280 We've all known it.
00:29:00.820 Things are kind of dying down.
00:29:01.900 Like, the colleges are all graduating and sending everyone home.
00:29:05.640 So, like, campus is closed.
00:29:07.440 And then, like, there's a few stragglers.
00:29:09.040 But then this is what the stragglers are up to.
00:29:10.700 The holders, the holdovers aren't sending their best.
00:29:13.680 They're really the C team, even at this point.
00:29:16.360 Yeah.
00:29:17.160 All right, let's get to our migrant section.
00:29:19.360 What's his name?
00:29:20.140 Mayor of New York, Eric Adams.
00:29:21.840 Yeah.
00:29:22.020 He said this about potentially hiring illegals to be lifeguards.
00:29:26.900 A plan that states those jobs that we are in high demand, we could expedite.
00:29:36.600 How do we have a large body of people that are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers, and at the same time, we need lifeguards?
00:29:49.200 And the only obstacle is that we won't give them the right to work, to become a lifeguard.
00:29:53.660 So, illegals should be lifeguards because they're good swimmers.
00:29:58.800 And I remember last week, Kathy Hochul said that black people don't know what a computer is.
00:30:03.160 Black kids in the Bronx don't even know what the word computer is.
00:30:06.420 And then now you're saying all the illegals should be lifeguards because they're really good swimmers.
00:30:11.040 Yeah, New York, man.
00:30:13.140 The city council of Albany soon is going to say, we need Chinese math team here, stat.
00:30:18.300 And then the comptroller of Poughkeepsie is going to say something racist, too.
00:30:22.280 So, what's the point here?
00:30:24.220 I don't even get it.
00:30:25.180 It's like, and he's almost disrespecting both Mexicans or whoever's here and lifeguards.
00:30:31.980 Do you think lifeguards just need to swim?
00:30:34.260 Yeah.
00:30:34.780 Like, they kind of have like-
00:30:35.820 You need no CPR and shit.
00:30:36.880 Yeah, multiple things like trauma and all that shit.
00:30:40.860 So, Eric Adams just-
00:30:43.000 He's going off vibes.
00:30:44.560 I know.
00:30:45.040 And he is probably in Rome right now.
00:30:48.040 And this was the last thing he said before he caught the flight, you know?
00:30:51.420 So, yeah.
00:30:52.320 He's going off vibes.
00:30:53.460 And like, not everyone-
00:30:54.360 And just because they're good swimmers, because some of them swam across-
00:30:58.140 They like walk across the-
00:30:59.660 The Rio Grande.
00:31:00.240 Yeah, the low-level Rio Grande.
00:31:02.620 Like, they wait for it to be the low levels.
00:31:05.720 They don't cross.
00:31:06.780 So, it's like, they're not even good swimmers.
00:31:08.160 And then, yeah, like you said, Eric Adams went to Rome last week.
00:31:12.240 We covered that.
00:31:13.180 Kathy Hochul's flying to Italy and Ireland to do something similar.
00:31:17.200 Yeah.
00:31:17.520 It's kind of weird that all of our politicians who want to be up-and-comers, who want to be like leaders in whatever's coming, like the world that's coming, they're heading abroad, which is interesting.
00:31:29.200 Especially to Italy, it makes you kind of wonder, maybe Kathy Hochul and Eric Adams want to talk to the Pope, who's the fake Pope, about the second-coming Jesus thing.
00:31:40.240 So, they're trying to get in, position themselves, so when that happens, they can be like, oh, we're the local leader of the new world government.
00:31:45.960 We're the Northeast America, you know, president or whatever.
00:31:49.840 Yeah, if you hear the voice to skull reading and it says, I am Jesus, Kathy Hochul's the new president, that's immediate, it's off, right, guys?
00:31:58.400 Yeah, exactly.
00:31:59.380 It's immediately off.
00:32:00.920 Let's, speaking of abroad and Europe, there is a clip I saw from Spain, and it shows African migrants in Spain eating for the first time, and they've never seen a spoon before.
00:32:19.840 Scoop it better.
00:32:27.660 Yeah.
00:32:28.900 So, that guy won't sexually assault anyone.
00:32:31.460 I'm sure he knows about, like, personal space and boundaries and everything.
00:32:35.660 He didn't know about the spoon, but he'll quickly learn that he shouldn't listen to just, am I horny right now?
00:32:41.420 Yeah.
00:32:42.160 Start grabbing.
00:32:43.440 He's never seen a spoon before, but I'm sure he'll react great when he sees a woman in a bikini for the first time.
00:32:48.120 A borderline topless, you know, when girls are sunbathing and then they kind of untie it in the back and they lay on their stomach?
00:32:53.340 I'm sure that won't set him off.
00:32:54.960 Yeah, that's who you want around when you're doing that.
00:32:57.820 But don't worry.
00:32:59.600 He almost didn't get it.
00:33:00.680 He almost didn't even get it.
00:33:01.860 He was kind of hockey pucking it for a while there, sideswiping.
00:33:05.280 Sideswiping, not understanding the mechanics.
00:33:09.200 But don't worry, we are pushing back.
00:33:11.260 Obviously, the amount of, like, for example, Muslims in the West, it's a ton.
00:33:15.620 But I found one of our guys heading east.
00:33:20.540 All right.
00:33:32.240 50 million to one.
00:33:33.740 Yeah.
00:33:34.980 50 million to them.
00:33:36.540 One for us.
00:33:37.680 But this guy should be speaking English and going, all right, who's got me curry?
00:33:41.620 It should be like that instead.
00:33:43.360 So he's kind of fucking up.
00:33:44.560 He's assimilating.
00:33:45.180 That's not what they do.
00:33:46.080 I know.
00:33:46.600 It's a good point.
00:33:47.240 We're still losing.
00:33:48.220 All right.
00:33:48.880 That is the end of housekeeping.
00:33:50.120 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.
00:33:53.800 All right.
00:33:56.620 Welcome to Cringe of the Week.
00:33:57.820 We have a great cringe this week.
00:33:59.280 Our first clip.
00:34:00.440 Is chivalry dead?
00:34:01.800 Some lady posted this about people not getting up on the bus to give up their seats.
00:34:06.860 Standing on the train.
00:34:08.200 And look at all these men.
00:34:10.220 What happened to giving up your seat for women?
00:34:12.180 No man offered me a seat.
00:34:13.660 No man offered her a seat.
00:34:15.020 Yeah.
00:34:15.260 Didn't you guys choose the bear?
00:34:17.160 Yeah.
00:34:17.440 Ask the bear.
00:34:18.380 Where's the bear?
00:34:20.020 He probably takes up two seats.
00:34:21.260 He'll give you both, right?
00:34:22.520 The bear will thrash everyone in there and go crazy.
00:34:24.660 Yeah.
00:34:25.660 So what do you think about this?
00:34:28.540 I have, this is kind of, I was a commuter for a long time.
00:34:34.300 I rode the train.
00:34:35.060 I always got up for a pregnant woman.
00:34:37.320 I always got up for someone on crutches.
00:34:39.260 I always got up for old women.
00:34:40.800 I always got up for old men, but the men, they have honor and integrity.
00:34:45.100 So they have to be really old for you to say, Hey, you want it?
00:34:47.600 And then you kind of give them a little, Hey, you want it?
00:34:49.820 And you give them the choice.
00:34:52.000 Cause they have honor women, especially 20 something marketing job.
00:34:56.880 Women who are doing the same commute.
00:34:58.980 You are probably have an easier job.
00:35:01.420 I'm leaving that up to every man, the individual.
00:35:05.120 I'm not, there's no blanket statement.
00:35:06.820 Always give it up to a woman.
00:35:08.120 What do you mean?
00:35:09.180 Used to be our workforce.
00:35:10.540 Used to be just us.
00:35:11.780 I get it.
00:35:12.480 You guys want it in.
00:35:13.400 So, I mean, you're able-bodied, right?
00:35:15.060 What if I have a, what if I'm on a tough day?
00:35:17.160 What if he has one leg?
00:35:18.320 You're a stranger.
00:35:19.480 One leg is in.
00:35:20.980 One leg is guaranteed.
00:35:22.260 One leg is sitting.
00:35:23.180 But what if you have one leg?
00:35:24.940 I don't.
00:35:25.620 So I'm using reality to dictate this situation.
00:35:29.240 I have a little bit of a different view, but it's like more of a, like I'm withdrawing
00:35:34.460 from the whole discussion in that I get up every time.
00:35:38.020 If there's a woman standing on some sort of bus or train or the little train that goes
00:35:43.080 to the airport, if there's a woman standing, I stand up, but I don't say, Hey, there's
00:35:48.240 this come take my seat.
00:35:49.480 I just stand up and I go stand somewhere else and whether or not they deserve it isn't my
00:35:55.360 problem is kind of how I see it.
00:35:57.400 So it's like, I don't even want to say, Hey ma'am, you, cause then they'll be like, Oh,
00:36:00.220 I don't need your seat or you don't have to do that.
00:36:02.240 And then it's like, uh, yeah.
00:36:03.660 So I just started an argument with a feminist on public transportation for some reason.
00:36:07.620 Exactly.
00:36:08.380 Exactly.
00:36:08.880 So like, if I see a woman standing, I stand up.
00:36:11.880 If she wants my seat, she can have it.
00:36:13.500 I'm not even participating.
00:36:14.780 I have my headphones on.
00:36:16.100 I'm not going to sit if a woman's standing.
00:36:18.600 Uh, but you know, it, it doesn't make it easier to do this when everyone doesn't speak
00:36:24.440 English or is twerking their ass or whatever.
00:36:27.420 Low trust society makes this worse.
00:36:29.160 And, um, it's also like what happened to chivalry as she's filming strangers on the thing?
00:36:35.260 It's like, what are you doing?
00:36:36.880 Yeah.
00:36:37.360 So, uh, yeah, I leave the able-bodied women.
00:36:40.260 I leave it up to the men out there.
00:36:41.800 I don't, it's, it's up to you.
00:36:43.440 If you want to do it, you feel like you're doing something nice.
00:36:46.100 That's on you.
00:36:46.880 It's a case by case decision.
00:36:48.280 There's no blanket rule.
00:36:49.500 Old women, old men, disabled, everybody who's really down bad.
00:36:53.780 That's a guarantee.
00:36:54.700 That's a lock.
00:36:55.200 I would say I'm still chivalrous and I'm not going to let the people being shitty people
00:37:01.200 make me less chivalrous.
00:37:03.060 Cause if I'm chivalrous, it's for any woman who's standing, but because there are shitty
00:37:08.020 women, maybe I don't need to stand anymore.
00:37:10.200 But then it's like, you're letting the behaviors, the negative behaviors of bad people make you
00:37:15.380 a less good person.
00:37:16.560 It's kind of how I see it.
00:37:17.680 That's fair.
00:37:18.320 You know what I mean?
00:37:18.980 Yeah.
00:37:19.480 Um, and then this next part might be a little offensive to some ladies.
00:37:22.540 Cause like a lot of ladies have this feminist view of like, I don't need a seat for anybody.
00:37:26.700 I don't need to stand.
00:37:27.880 I'd make more money than you.
00:37:29.160 I work at the bank or whatever, but it's like kind of with a kid who's, you know, it's
00:37:34.040 like teaching a kid a lesson by saying, okay, toddler, you want to eat candy for every meal
00:37:38.160 when you lose all your teeth?
00:37:39.640 Like I showed, I told you, you know, and it's like, women are like babies.
00:37:44.280 Okay.
00:37:44.880 They don't know any better.
00:37:46.260 So you're chivalrous through bigotry.
00:37:49.700 Yeah.
00:37:50.000 That's what you're saying.
00:37:50.800 You're chivalrous through a mean backwards view of women.
00:37:55.000 Even if you, if I stand up and offer you the seat and you're mad at me for it, it's like,
00:37:59.240 that's okay.
00:37:59.880 You don't know any better.
00:38:01.140 Okay.
00:38:01.840 That's fair.
00:38:02.380 That's kind of how I see it.
00:38:03.760 Yeah.
00:38:04.060 All right.
00:38:04.440 Let's go to our next clip.
00:38:05.640 The big thing is you guys chose the bear.
00:38:08.100 So it's already over.
00:38:09.700 We've all adjusted our worldviews since the bear conversation.
00:38:12.680 But you choose the bear and it's like, I can't get mad at them for choosing the bear
00:38:17.280 because they're like babies and stupid.
00:38:19.140 Yeah.
00:38:19.340 So I'm still going to stand up because you think a bear is nicer than me.
00:38:23.220 It's like, okay, I'm still going to give you my seat because I'm a nice guy, even though
00:38:26.960 you're a stupid girl.
00:38:28.000 Okay.
00:38:28.520 Fair.
00:38:28.820 That makes sense?
00:38:29.500 Yeah.
00:38:29.840 I will not.
00:38:30.400 No, I'm not agreeing.
00:38:31.480 I'm not saying anything.
00:38:32.580 You're on your own on that one.
00:38:33.820 Just like the Cern Jesus, just like the yin yang thing.
00:38:37.260 But yeah, I hear you loud and clear.
00:38:38.960 Guys, stand up if you're able-bodied, even if it's for someone who doesn't deserve it, them
00:38:44.680 not deserving it doesn't make you someone who doesn't stand up.
00:38:47.900 If she's got a buzzed head and one of those nose rings that goes through the middle of
00:38:51.580 her nose, I think she can stand, boys.
00:38:53.320 What do we say?
00:38:54.260 That's interesting.
00:38:55.080 See, and that's why I say it's a case-by-case basis.
00:38:57.260 It is case-by-case, but yeah, normal people, I stand up.
00:39:01.080 But then also I avoid cities and public transportation.
00:39:03.600 You'll pretty much never catch me on any of those unless I'm taking a little trolley from
00:39:08.040 the terminal to the airport or whatever.
00:39:10.580 Okay.
00:39:11.320 All right.
00:39:11.980 Next clip, Ayanna Pressley.
00:39:13.740 She's a person in Congress, right?
00:39:15.820 Yeah.
00:39:15.980 Bald ass, this is exactly who I would not be giving my seat up.
00:39:19.220 She's a strong, independent woman, and let's see what her thoughts are about us.
00:39:22.780 I am so tired of white men failing up.
00:39:25.340 This lack of accountability is a shameful, inadequate, and deeply unsatisfactory, and it
00:39:31.300 is re-traumatizing.
00:39:32.960 We get it.
00:39:33.600 Yeah, you don't need to keep yapping.
00:39:34.620 She's tired of white people failing up, which with a lot of Democrats is the opposite of what's
00:39:39.640 going on.
00:39:40.180 Not only is it the opposite, it's actually dead backwards.
00:39:42.900 And upside down.
00:39:43.760 And upside down.
00:39:44.700 So we see this with medical schools letting in black people, people of color with less
00:39:50.200 than acceptable grades.
00:39:51.760 We see it in law schools.
00:39:52.860 We see it at Harvard.
00:39:53.880 We see it basically everywhere.
00:39:55.280 It's a charity.
00:39:56.020 It's a whole big charity out there.
00:39:57.440 But apparently white men are failing upward.
00:39:59.680 And even in regular society with like judges and DAs letting black criminals go because
00:40:05.840 there's a criminal, there's a school to criminal pipeline and there's too many black people
00:40:09.540 getting arrested.
00:40:10.080 So they let a lot of felons go.
00:40:11.900 Yeah.
00:40:12.380 That's failing up.
00:40:13.660 Yeah.
00:40:14.200 And then-
00:40:14.780 Failed right out of jail?
00:40:16.640 That's the best.
00:40:17.480 Yeah, exactly.
00:40:18.520 That's failing up.
00:40:19.560 And then for white people, white people, white men actually have a harder time getting into
00:40:24.260 med school and regular colleges and they do get the law pushed on them harder from DAs
00:40:30.120 and judges.
00:40:30.920 Yeah.
00:40:31.060 So that's actually succeeding down.
00:40:33.100 Yeah.
00:40:33.600 Where it's like, she says that white men are failing up when it's actually black men that
00:40:37.160 are failing up.
00:40:37.980 And then white men who are good in school but didn't get in because they gave the spot
00:40:41.660 to a DEI person or a person of color, that's succeeding down where you would have gotten
00:40:46.220 in if things were normal.
00:40:47.220 But because we need to adjust the ratio and numbers of people based on race, white men
00:40:52.800 have to succeed down.
00:40:53.920 Yeah.
00:40:54.320 And the Asian guy who had a perfect SAT score but didn't have enough extracurriculars to
00:40:58.860 get into Harvard, he's at Boston College now instead.
00:41:01.720 Yeah.
00:41:02.220 Same shit, right?
00:41:03.140 Exactly.
00:41:04.720 So yeah, backwards and upside down.
00:41:07.160 She has it both right there.
00:41:08.880 Yeah.
00:41:09.240 All right.
00:41:09.600 Let's get to our next part of cringe.
00:41:11.680 It's the honest doctor section.
00:41:13.860 So first is a doctor who called their patient fat and the patient was not happy.
00:41:19.560 Yeah.
00:41:19.760 Young woman reveals horror experience at the doctor after she was told she has a quote
00:41:24.040 fat man body at routine checkup.
00:41:27.520 And basically this was in Australia.
00:41:29.240 The girl made a big TikTok about it.
00:41:31.200 We're not going to play her own TikTok, but it did get picked up by the media.
00:41:35.180 She said, this man said to me, you need to take something that is going to make you lose
00:41:38.360 weight because even if you like curvy bodies, what you have is a fat man body.
00:41:42.620 She said, absolute boomer doctor just firing from the hip.
00:41:46.720 You kind of love to see it.
00:41:48.120 Kelsey said all she needed was to refill a routine script, but was humiliated by the doctor.
00:41:53.440 I'm just a girly pop going to the doctors for a piece of paper for my $8 medication and
00:41:57.580 I'm being lectured about my fat man bod, she said.
00:42:00.220 Like, well, probably a huge issue then.
00:42:02.880 Right.
00:42:03.280 Yeah.
00:42:03.720 Kelsey.
00:42:04.600 And she has this thing where like, she's so embarrassed by it.
00:42:07.680 And it's like, you're so embarrassed in the room with you, the doctor, and then your
00:42:12.800 doctor patient confidentiality.
00:42:15.200 Literally a binding like contract between you and a medical professional about not discussing
00:42:20.600 this elsewhere.
00:42:21.360 Yeah.
00:42:21.720 So like maybe it was a little rude or whatever and you're humiliated, but it's you and one
00:42:25.840 other person.
00:42:26.480 But then you put it on TikTok and it went viral and now the New York Post wrote it up.
00:42:30.780 If you were really motivated by humiliation, wouldn't you have like barely told anyone about
00:42:35.880 this?
00:42:36.200 Yeah.
00:42:36.380 So humiliation has nothing to do with it.
00:42:38.020 You're just seeking attention in like a yes girl way, right?
00:42:41.040 Yeah.
00:42:41.420 I'm going to read another paragraph here that talked about another commenter on her post.
00:42:46.120 It said, I remember going to the general practitioner last year with peak depression and anxiety,
00:42:51.620 wanting a mental health care plan.
00:42:53.520 And the doctor said losing weight would help with that more.
00:42:56.940 Another woman said, how dare that doctor?
00:43:00.180 He's dead.
00:43:00.660 Right.
00:43:01.160 It's like, you just want SSRIs.
00:43:02.820 You came into the doctor looking for pills and you're 50 pounds overweight or something.
00:43:06.180 And the doctor was like, let's take step one first.
00:43:08.320 Let's work out and go for a walk in the sun a little bit.
00:43:10.860 That's like a great doctor.
00:43:12.100 And instead these women are just like complaining with each other online when a doctor is kind
00:43:16.460 of like the, like this girl, who else in her life is going to tell her, Hey, like this
00:43:21.500 is, it's getting pretty out of hand.
00:43:23.300 I've been, I've been your doctor since you were about nine years old.
00:43:26.800 I've seen you develop.
00:43:27.980 This has been a really bad year for you.
00:43:29.740 Now you have a fat man body.
00:43:31.680 Who else is going to be?
00:43:32.860 Everybody else online is like, yes, girl, you're so beautiful.
00:43:35.840 Oh my God.
00:43:36.280 You slay in that potato sack outfit.
00:43:38.440 Yeah.
00:43:38.800 That's so true.
00:43:39.480 Doctor's the only one who's going to be honest.
00:43:41.040 And for some reason the, it's the most offensive thing that possible.
00:43:44.020 Right.
00:43:44.480 And it's the same theme we see with like that Butker speech, the kicker speech about how
00:43:48.700 being a mom is more rewarding than being a career woman.
00:43:53.320 And then everyone gets mad.
00:43:54.820 And then everyone who is a career oriented person says like, no, it's not true.
00:43:58.420 And they double down.
00:43:59.220 It's the same thing where it's like, you go online and tell the story.
00:44:02.640 It's not to get to the truth, which is it's better to lose weight and be healthy.
00:44:07.860 You get the support you need.
00:44:10.040 So you need people to reaffirm the bad decisions you've made and say, don't listen to Dr.
00:44:14.660 Girl.
00:44:15.080 You, you be fat.
00:44:16.200 You look confident.
00:44:17.200 You Lizzo, you're sexy.
00:44:19.340 Oh, don't listen to that guy who said you should be a mom.
00:44:22.340 You stay at your email job.
00:44:23.620 Your email job's great.
00:44:24.800 You're one of 50.
00:44:25.740 And if you quit, they'll replace you in a day and not even talk about you ever again.
00:44:29.660 Yeah.
00:44:30.260 It's the same.
00:44:30.900 It's the same thing.
00:44:31.640 Instead of seeking the truth, you're actually just seeking comfort in the bad choices you made.
00:44:35.540 And the broader point here too, is it's you one-on-one with a doctor in the room.
00:44:39.820 It's not like the doctor walks up with like a group of other young doctors behind him
00:44:43.180 and goes, watch this.
00:44:45.140 Hey, what's up with that fat man body?
00:44:47.260 And then everybody goes, oh, the crowd laughs.
00:44:49.860 It's like literally for your health in a room alone.
00:44:52.560 In a room alone.
00:44:53.540 That's the key.
00:44:54.420 It's like, you didn't have to bring it.
00:44:55.540 No one needs to ever know about this.
00:44:57.260 Exactly.
00:44:57.880 But I'm sure it may be, it could result in the doctor getting in trouble or something.
00:45:00.920 Maybe.
00:45:01.480 That's how it goes.
00:45:02.140 All right, let's go to our next doctors being honest.
00:45:05.600 This person goes to their therapist and they ask their therapist to be friends with them
00:45:10.660 in real life.
00:45:11.320 And here's how it went.
00:45:12.280 So cute.
00:45:13.200 I feel honored.
00:45:14.440 Okay.
00:45:14.700 Well, first I just had a question for you.
00:45:16.440 Yeah.
00:45:18.700 And it's kind of awkward, but I was just wondering if you wanted to be friends and you wanted to
00:45:23.260 hang out outside of therapy.
00:45:24.740 Well, that is such a sweet request.
00:45:29.900 And to be honest, I bet if we had met outside of therapy, I bet we wouldn't have been friends.
00:45:38.380 I think that you need right now in your life is not another friend.
00:45:42.200 You have friends.
00:45:43.520 You need a therapist.
00:45:44.920 And I love getting to be your therapist.
00:45:48.300 I mean, love it.
00:45:50.300 And I would never want to lose that with you since we are crushing it right now.
00:45:54.320 We are crushing it.
00:45:55.780 So I think I'm going to stay in your therapist role.
00:46:00.500 But oh my gosh, if I ever run into you somewhere, we will say hi and hug.
00:46:04.140 I'm so excited to see you.
00:46:05.620 Okay.
00:46:05.740 And I will also come and-
00:46:07.580 It's just like this person, the therapist is just someone who's like obligated to listen.
00:46:11.900 And that's who it is.
00:46:13.680 And then similar to what we said before about like bad doctors, like this person doesn't
00:46:19.180 want to be cured.
00:46:20.960 The therapist doesn't want to cure this girl because then there's no more therapy visits,
00:46:24.760 no more money.
00:46:25.760 So it's just like you have like this perpetual fake friendship and all you do is tell them
00:46:30.320 your problems and every week they tell you how you're doing great or whatever, but
00:46:33.820 they're not actually real friends.
00:46:35.980 Yeah.
00:46:36.500 And that's, I mean, the context of this video and filming this video, it seems like it's
00:46:42.000 kind of a bit like the girl was going to ask and she probably kind of already knew the answer,
00:46:46.000 but I love how the therapist has to gas her up and be like, you know what?
00:46:50.580 We're crushing it.
00:46:51.680 We're crushing it at therapy.
00:46:53.140 And it's like, she's got one on the line.
00:46:54.980 Like, oh my God, what can I get out of this?
00:46:56.880 Three years, four years of a therapy relationship.
00:46:59.300 That's 1500 and billing of a year, like, or more probably.
00:47:04.440 Um, and so it's just like this kind of weird, dishonest thing where, uh, a therapist or
00:47:09.880 psychologist, any of them kind of just, you know, this girl looks normal.
00:47:14.720 She's filming herself walking in, uh, at the beginning of the video, it said like confrontation,
00:47:20.220 daily confrontation or rejection therapy, basically like where she knew she was going to get rejected
00:47:24.920 or wanted to ask for something.
00:47:26.820 And, um, you know, she has no trouble with that.
00:47:31.320 The people who need to be going to a psychologist or psychiatrist, either one are the people who
00:47:36.040 like, can't go to a grocery store.
00:47:38.200 And then after a month they're like, yeah, I went to the grocery store tangible.
00:47:42.700 Like they're so anxious or fucked up that the tangible progress like is visible.
00:47:47.880 This girl, you know, she just wants someone who's like a girlfriend telling her she's doing
00:47:52.780 great.
00:47:53.220 I know.
00:47:53.880 And that, and that's a service.
00:47:55.440 That is a service.
00:47:56.760 It's not therapy though.
00:47:57.880 Yeah.
00:47:58.220 Right.
00:47:58.460 And then this girl filming herself is also like an amateur life coach.
00:48:03.020 And that's a theme we've seen a lot where a person who's a life coach is giving advice,
00:48:07.920 but they actually have no place to give advice.
00:48:10.160 They think like, oh, my life's a mess, but if I can help other people with their lives,
00:48:14.340 my life will get better.
00:48:15.800 And you're actually just getting advice from someone who's has no business giving advice.
00:48:19.960 Yeah.
00:48:20.240 That's what it like, what it kind of becomes.
00:48:22.280 Yeah.
00:48:22.800 And you've, we've showed that before in clips, like one day, like when I remember I'm a therapist
00:48:27.440 and I'm a boss and I can just do it.
00:48:29.640 And it's like, God, what happened to the old days of like true professionals?
00:48:33.580 Yeah.
00:48:33.940 It seems like everyone's an amateur these days.
00:48:36.480 Exactly.
00:48:37.080 Well, that is the end of cringe.
00:48:38.880 We're going to move on to urban decay.
00:48:41.280 We have a couple of different parts of urban decay today.
00:48:43.920 Basically we have a people who are doing crimes or admitting to crimes on camera.
00:48:48.540 Yeah.
00:48:48.940 Which is just a few from this week.
00:48:50.640 And then we have some new euphemisms as well.
00:48:53.800 So we have an exciting urban decay.
00:48:55.940 Cops are under attack as well.
00:48:57.240 Are we going to do that?
00:48:58.140 Oh, we're doing that.
00:48:58.940 Okay.
00:48:59.300 So first is the dad who beats up his daughter's bully's dad.
00:49:04.900 A seven year old girl who had to watch me and my brothers jump her daddy after school.
00:49:08.720 I'm sorry.
00:49:09.540 I know that was probably a traumatizing experience for you, but we kept asking you to stop bullying
00:49:13.800 my daughter and you wouldn't listen.
00:49:15.380 We sent letters home.
00:49:16.740 We even had a meeting with you and your parents and you wouldn't listen.
00:49:19.540 So now you know your actions have consequences.
00:49:22.100 And since you too young to receive those consequences, you had to watch your daddy take those consequences.
00:49:27.380 Get some therapy.
00:49:28.500 You will be all right.
00:49:30.200 Yeah.
00:49:30.720 Some consequences.
00:49:32.040 So she was too young.
00:49:33.100 They were going to beat her up, but she's too young.
00:49:34.960 Yeah.
00:49:35.160 I can't beat her up.
00:49:36.100 So I've got to beat up the dad.
00:49:37.420 With my brothers.
00:49:38.560 Yeah.
00:49:39.220 Multiple people against one guy.
00:49:40.840 That could have got them killed.
00:49:42.280 Mm-hmm.
00:49:42.540 If a guy had a concealed carry, you'd just shoot him.
00:49:44.840 Yeah.
00:49:45.040 And then it would be justified.
00:49:46.140 And they go, these guys jumped me.
00:49:47.440 These guys jumped me.
00:49:48.360 All three of them.
00:49:48.960 They came out of a pickup truck.
00:49:50.080 Oh, our kids in school got to, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:52.240 These guys jumped me and I shot them.
00:49:53.940 Yeah.
00:49:54.200 That's it.
00:49:55.300 But you know, minor problem.
00:49:57.220 Time for some extreme violence.
00:49:58.480 Yeah.
00:49:59.200 Time for some extreme violence and then post about it online and justify it because it's kind
00:50:04.980 of directionally right.
00:50:06.100 Like, yeah, okay, you can get 50% of the mouth breathers online to be like, yeah, nobody should
00:50:11.260 be bullied.
00:50:11.940 That's crazy.
00:50:12.720 Of course.
00:50:13.440 But what's that part?
00:50:14.580 You jumped him afterwards?
00:50:16.380 I will be calling the police.
00:50:18.540 Yeah.
00:50:19.160 And you're posting it.
00:50:20.200 Okay.
00:50:20.640 I will be calling the police and, oh man, I don't know.
00:50:23.200 Did anyone get it on their ring doorbell?
00:50:25.660 What?
00:50:25.980 He posted it online?
00:50:27.260 Yeah.
00:50:27.740 Oh, okay.
00:50:28.380 Admitting to it.
00:50:29.040 Case closed, right?
00:50:30.280 Yeah.
00:50:30.980 So let us know in the comments what you guys think because some people have other opinions
00:50:34.740 where, you know, they think the kid's getting bullied and there's something going on to
00:50:39.160 fix it.
00:50:39.920 Oh, they're actually-
00:50:40.680 You have to do something.
00:50:41.220 There actually was a kid who got bullied recently who committed suicide.
00:50:45.100 I did see that.
00:50:45.940 I mean, they're-
00:50:47.200 That's the other extreme of what could happen if you don't do anything.
00:50:49.580 But I think, obviously, like most things, the truth is somewhere in the middle.
00:50:53.540 Of course.
00:50:54.200 And you don't jump-
00:50:55.100 You don't jump anyone's dad.
00:50:55.780 You don't jump a dad with your buddies or brothers, whichever it was.
00:50:59.300 Yeah.
00:50:59.400 All right.
00:51:00.380 Let's go to the next clip, which is someone who's driving by an accident and does a joke
00:51:05.860 and says, hey, you can't park there.
00:51:07.280 And look what happens.
00:51:11.600 Hey!
00:51:13.040 Yeah, I can't park right here.
00:51:15.580 Hey!
00:51:19.100 So the guy goes, hey, you can't park there after an accident.
00:51:22.600 And the person who just got into a car accident pulls out a gun and starts shooting in the air.
00:51:26.780 Thank you.
00:51:27.920 In the air.
00:51:28.540 While he-
00:51:29.540 In a suburb.
00:51:30.180 You were knowingly being filmed and you still pulled out the gun and shot it.
00:51:33.280 So thank you.
00:51:34.420 Retarded.
00:51:35.340 We will-
00:51:35.800 The police-
00:51:36.380 Yo, you think-
00:51:37.400 Okay, where's the accident report?
00:51:38.860 Okay.
00:51:39.420 And yeah, one of them had a gun?
00:51:41.560 Okay, I'll go check.
00:51:42.620 Oh, we have video of it?
00:51:43.940 Thank you.
00:51:44.800 That's five to ten years.
00:51:45.820 Oh, three previous convictions?
00:51:47.360 Okay.
00:51:48.160 Got one.
00:51:49.060 Yeah.
00:51:49.480 Easiest collar of that cop's life, right?
00:51:51.440 He just shot it in the air, too.
00:51:53.740 And it's like, I've-
00:51:54.800 We have guns.
00:51:55.560 I've concealed carry.
00:51:56.980 I've never pulled it out.
00:51:59.020 Ever.
00:51:59.500 Even just in passing, and then you just pull it out and you blast a couple rounds off.
00:52:04.260 Pretty crazy.
00:52:05.100 Yeah.
00:52:05.360 Next clip, kind of similar.
00:52:07.060 Speaking of concealed carry, well, not really concealed.
00:52:10.360 Yeah.
00:52:10.880 So this is point of view when the same car been following you for too long.
00:52:14.980 And it's a group of six young urban youths.
00:52:17.980 On their way to Buffalo Wild Wings, presumably.
00:52:20.740 Yeah.
00:52:21.260 Only one of them's eating.
00:52:23.800 Yeah.
00:52:24.400 Trayvon.
00:52:24.820 Only Trayvon eating.
00:52:25.660 Gang, gang, but I don't care.
00:52:27.600 Hey, hey, y'all, cut that shit.
00:52:28.980 Cut that shit real quick.
00:52:29.880 Cut that shit.
00:52:30.360 That black car right there been following us for a little minute.
00:52:32.780 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:52:33.580 Hey, buddy, you turn.
00:52:34.460 Yeah, buddy, you turn.
00:52:35.180 Yeah, buddy, you turn.
00:52:36.700 Nigga, better not follow.
00:52:37.880 Hey, nigga.
00:52:38.300 Swain.
00:52:38.800 Oh, he's flowing.
00:52:40.100 Hey, yeah.
00:52:40.540 Oh, yeah.
00:52:40.820 He's following.
00:52:41.300 Oh, yeah.
00:52:41.760 Oh, yeah.
00:52:42.040 Yeah, boy, get right.
00:52:42.820 Yeah, boy, get right.
00:52:43.540 Yeah.
00:52:43.880 Yeah.
00:52:44.160 Oh, yeah.
00:52:45.060 Might be time to kill the guy who's maybe following you.
00:52:50.420 Yeah.
00:52:51.040 That's how quick it pops off.
00:52:52.700 Yeah, because if someone's following you, because all of us are gang affiliated or something,
00:52:57.940 that means we have to gunfight now on whatever street we're on in front of whatever businesses
00:53:03.020 we're on.
00:53:04.600 And let's film ourselves pretending and doing it.
00:53:07.740 And we all got our stupid gun.
00:53:09.740 And yeah, we got the, what is that, a Glock with a drum?
00:53:13.200 Yeah, that won't jam.
00:53:15.180 That'll never jam.
00:53:16.660 Yeah.
00:53:17.520 These guys, and there's also a certain argument like, oh, man, these are the Second Amendment.
00:53:22.900 We have a right to these guns.
00:53:24.120 It's like you get some guns and then you immediately brandish them for social media with your boys.
00:53:30.000 Talking about how this is like when we get followed and then we have to shoot somebody.
00:53:34.440 It's like, what are you referencing?
00:53:35.680 Other times you've done this?
00:53:37.260 Yeah, those common situations that pop up once a week.
00:53:40.020 Like, it's a meme when you, when the same car have been following you.
00:53:43.880 So, again, a crime.
00:53:46.440 This is brandishing.
00:53:47.700 None of these guys.
00:53:48.720 I'm sure, I'm sure some of these are illegal guns or something.
00:53:52.700 Yeah.
00:53:52.960 And then imagine if you're a cop who pulls these guys over.
00:53:55.440 Yeah.
00:53:55.860 I'd be, I'd just start shooting.
00:53:57.760 I'd be like, don't reach for it.
00:53:59.480 Pow, pow, pow.
00:54:00.140 And then exactly.
00:54:01.160 You get the situation where the cop's on edge and something happens, but it's like, look at who you're dealing with.
00:54:05.680 Yeah.
00:54:05.880 Everyone has a gun with tons of extended mags.
00:54:09.740 Everyone's got a gun with extended mags under their shirt.
00:54:12.040 Yeah.
00:54:12.320 And it's a car full of six.
00:54:14.100 Dark.
00:54:14.540 That's how it goes down.
00:54:15.440 But yeah, that whole thing, everyone's somehow filming themselves, admitting to crimes, doing crimes, brandishing.
00:54:22.240 And I just don't get it.
00:54:24.180 I've never filmed myself or self-snitched or done any crime or told anybody about a crime I did.
00:54:29.760 Yeah, so true.
00:54:30.800 So, crazy.
00:54:32.180 But obviously, while these crimes are being committed, the media covers up for black criminals all the time.
00:54:38.340 And they do euphemisms.
00:54:39.580 They do different words to describe the perpetrator without saying black man shoots white lady.
00:54:45.040 They say sicko or crazy gun-wielding person.
00:54:49.000 We have a couple examples here.
00:54:50.880 Knife-wielding sicko shoves NYC Total by Verizon store.
00:54:55.500 What is that?
00:54:56.220 Total by Verizon, I guess, is the name of a store.
00:54:58.500 A store worker to the ground tries to rape her before stealing thousands in phone cops.
00:55:04.420 So, I guess the rape failed.
00:55:05.960 The sicko had a failed rape.
00:55:07.780 So, New York Post has been saying sicko too much.
00:55:09.980 Here's another one.
00:55:10.660 Horrifying video shows Detroit sicko aiming gun at man-holding baby.
00:55:15.100 The man holding the baby got props online because he didn't drop the baby or the cigarette he was smoking right next to the baby's head.
00:55:23.200 Yeah.
00:55:23.340 Very impressed.
00:55:24.280 Yeah.
00:55:24.600 And so, that's something I noticed and tweeted about New York Post.
00:55:28.460 The euphemism guy must be on vacation.
00:55:30.420 This must be his yearly vacation because look at all these headlines.
00:55:33.940 Sicko who trained vicious NYC Pitbull using cats as bait charged with animal torture.
00:55:39.480 Louisiana sicko agrees to be surgically castrated after raping 14-year-old.
00:55:43.720 And that's a white guy.
00:55:45.040 Sicko, 19, nebbed for trying to rape a woman inside NYC subway station.
00:55:49.740 Sicko busted an NYC rape.
00:55:52.180 They're using sicko all the time.
00:55:54.200 They're using sicko.
00:55:55.100 They're getting lazy.
00:55:56.680 Yeah.
00:55:56.960 Everyone's a sicko.
00:55:58.280 But we do have a full list that they can reference if they need better euphemisms.
00:56:03.200 Someone's been keeping track.
00:56:05.100 Can you kind of read maybe 10 from here?
00:56:07.660 I'm going to have to zoom in a little bit actually.
00:56:09.680 But yes, happy to.
00:56:10.780 So, shadowy figures, spring breakers, gang members, gifted athletes, jobless losers, troublemakers,
00:56:17.560 family friends, naked woman, young fathers, massive goon.
00:56:21.700 That's my favorite one.
00:56:22.740 Child thieves, rowdy guest, gentle giant, tiny thieves, bird watcher, ex-convicts, delinquents,
00:56:30.560 party goers, young boys, brazen duo.
00:56:33.840 Youngsters, pranksters, teen brute, polite man, teenagers, protesters, neighbors, hooligans,
00:56:40.920 hoodlums, influencers, strangers, juveniles, organized theft group, chubby-cheeked crooks.
00:56:48.960 Fringe political candidate.
00:56:50.920 Twisted mom and daughter.
00:56:52.560 A quiet boy from a hardworking Christian family.
00:56:55.600 So, there are some euphemisms.
00:56:58.080 NY Post, New York Post, you're doing sicko too much.
00:57:02.660 Here's the full list.
00:57:03.760 Feel free to use whichever ones you want.
00:57:05.640 You've already used them.
00:57:06.580 Yeah, those are ones that they've already used.
00:57:08.480 And so, we like to talk about these euphemisms.
00:57:11.360 We've kind of been bringing them up a lot recently.
00:57:13.080 And we wanted to say this isn't just a vibes or a meme for us.
00:57:20.320 Or a right-wing conspiracy theory that it's not true in every sense or whatever.
00:57:24.920 We actually have the stats.
00:57:26.260 Yeah, this is real.
00:57:27.200 It says, but if a murderer is white, their race is made clear in over 90% of news articles.
00:57:33.100 But if they're black, it only appears in 30% of articles.
00:57:37.140 Also, if they're white, their race is more likely to appear at the top of the article than if they're black.
00:57:42.380 And we have a chart right here.
00:57:44.620 So, you know, black, it's 30%.
00:57:47.000 And white was over 90%.
00:57:49.220 And you can see the distribution of how quickly that's mentioned in the article.
00:57:55.200 And you see, obviously, white people mentioned in the first one-tenth, 32%, whereas black is only 6%.
00:58:01.700 Yeah.
00:58:02.340 So, bigger absolute value and bigger distribution for white people.
00:58:06.460 Yeah.
00:58:06.840 So, and obviously, the media is covering for the black criminals, like we just pointed out with those stats.
00:58:11.640 And they're telling the story that's actually, like we said in other parts of the show, the opposite of reality.
00:58:17.680 So, it's not only do you have it wrong, you have it dead backwards.
00:58:20.180 Everyone thinks that cops are killing unarmed black people, when in reality, cops are more under attack now than the past 20 years.
00:58:27.460 Can you read these stats?
00:58:28.420 Yeah.
00:58:28.640 From 2021 to 2023, more U.S. police officers were killed in the line of duty than in any other three-year period in the past 20 years.
00:58:36.720 So, obviously, 2021, right off the heels of the George Floyd anti-police sentiment, the FBI says.
00:58:43.200 Additionally, assaults on U.S. law enforcement reached a 10-year high in 2023.
00:58:48.060 So, not only is that three-year period larger, but the actual peak is 2023.
00:58:53.620 The FBI points out that 28 of the 2023 cop killers were white, but did not report on any other race.
00:59:02.140 They did them with like a Michael Jordan shrug.
00:59:04.540 They go, yeah, some were white, the rest?
00:59:07.240 It could be anything.
00:59:08.720 Yeah, and so this was all from a recently published FBI report.
00:59:12.680 So, you know, verifiable, trustable information.
00:59:16.420 But, you know, we just get done telling you about how they don't mention the race of black murderers or black criminals in the article.
00:59:23.900 And then we transition to how bad cops are being treated.
00:59:27.440 And then they don't mention who the black people are.
00:59:32.040 You know, they don't mention the black people who are doing it.
00:59:34.160 They go, oh, here are the whites.
00:59:35.440 So, the FBI even is proving it for ourselves right now.
00:59:38.900 Everybody's in on it.
00:59:40.260 Everyone's got the brain virus.
00:59:42.340 They try to convince everyone the cops are the bad guys.
00:59:44.920 But it makes you think, what about the judges and DAs?
00:59:47.180 Like, the cops are the bad guys.
00:59:48.640 And obviously, cops have it tough.
00:59:50.460 They have to deal with all these repeat offenders.
00:59:52.560 So, the crime is going up.
00:59:53.960 Cops hate repeat offenders.
00:59:55.760 Cops DM me all the time.
00:59:57.140 They go, oh, we hate repeat offenders.
00:59:58.880 Like, it sucks.
00:59:59.880 We have to do the same thing.
01:00:01.340 Imagine going to work and like you're a street sweeper.
01:00:05.100 And, ah, the street's dirty again?
01:00:06.460 It's the same thing.
01:00:07.620 And the city's dumping the trash you picked up back on the same street.
01:00:10.780 Yeah.
01:00:10.900 It's lit.
01:00:11.340 Yeah.
01:00:11.520 There's a second group of people, the judges and the DAs.
01:00:14.040 And they come and they dump it at night.
01:00:16.080 And you have to go do it again.
01:00:17.240 And here's an example.
01:00:19.180 This kid came out of his house and shot 26 times into a car that had people inside.
01:00:25.420 So, here's the clip of him doing that.
01:00:28.260 Comes out.
01:00:29.360 He starts lighting it up.
01:00:36.460 And then he goes back inside.
01:00:40.960 And then a judge let him go.
01:00:42.940 Yeah.
01:00:43.180 A judge let this kid go.
01:00:45.360 And it kind of makes you wonder, like, are the crooked judges and DAs like Dylan Mulvaney
01:00:51.100 for cops?
01:00:52.140 I think so.
01:00:53.140 Where they just like have like their arch nemesis who's like doing the opposite of what they're
01:00:56.960 doing.
01:00:57.560 Yeah.
01:00:57.880 They're evil.
01:00:58.660 They're criminals or something.
01:00:59.700 They're like, I, yeah, they can take kickbacks or they, they need hit men or something.
01:01:05.100 Yeah.
01:01:05.460 Um, and then also I love the passive language on this, which is teen who fired 26 shots
01:01:11.980 into car with people inside, which is like kind of the legal, uh, jargon of it.
01:01:17.360 Like fired into a car with people inside.
01:01:19.680 And it's like, you mean tried to murder someone, try to murder everyone in the car.
01:01:23.920 You mean shot 26 times at a human that, cause I don't know what, what is the car?
01:01:28.080 How does adding the car to it?
01:01:29.780 It's actually makes it worse.
01:01:31.180 It makes it easier.
01:01:32.040 They're a sitting duck.
01:01:32.940 Right.
01:01:33.860 So DA let them go.
01:01:35.100 Yeah.
01:01:35.660 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.
01:01:37.100 We're moving on to uplifting gold.
01:01:39.060 We do have some uplifting stuff.
01:01:40.660 First, the magic trick from the street rat.
01:01:43.800 Yeah.
01:01:44.180 This is actually pretty good.
01:01:46.100 Oh, he doing a magic trick.
01:01:51.000 Stop.
01:01:51.480 You got a card, right?
01:01:56.560 Yes, sir.
01:01:57.560 Number nine.
01:01:59.020 10 more stuff.
01:02:01.060 10 more stuff.
01:02:01.760 Stop.
01:02:02.260 Stop.
01:02:02.760 Get your hand right.
01:02:03.660 Hold your hand right here.
01:02:05.160 Hold your hand right here.
01:02:06.080 Oh.
01:02:06.880 All right.
01:02:07.280 You ready?
01:02:08.180 Yeah.
01:02:08.880 All right.
01:02:09.380 All right.
01:02:09.880 All right.
01:02:10.380 All right.
01:02:10.880 All right.
01:02:11.380 All right.
01:02:11.880 It worked.
01:02:22.620 All right.
01:02:23.240 He's got something.
01:02:24.060 He had a little trick.
01:02:25.340 He had something and it worked.
01:02:27.280 Yep.
01:02:27.960 All right.
01:02:28.420 I had no comment from me.
01:02:29.920 I didn't.
01:02:30.180 It wasn't.
01:02:30.740 This guy should not be talking to kids.
01:02:32.440 Yeah.
01:02:32.920 It's not even uplifting, but we needed something.
01:02:35.620 And that is, you know, it's not him doing a crime or on fentanyl.
01:02:38.980 Mm hmm.
01:02:39.720 It's, you know, he might be a little.
01:02:42.420 He might be on a little fentanyl.
01:02:43.980 There's a minor redemption arc for homeless people in that clip.
01:02:47.240 Maybe if they can entertain.
01:02:48.660 Yeah.
01:02:49.080 Two updates from Tampa.
01:02:52.280 No Skyway Bridge Pride.
01:02:54.880 Yeah.
01:02:55.240 Sunshine Skyway won't light up in rainbow colors for Pride.
01:02:58.420 Month.
01:02:58.740 That's a win.
01:02:59.600 Yeah.
01:02:59.820 And then same for Juneteenth.
01:03:01.260 Yeah.
01:03:02.100 So no Juneteenth displays.
01:03:04.280 Great.
01:03:04.700 No divisive holidays.
01:03:05.720 And I think they're going to light it up as red, white, and blue.
01:03:08.420 Thank you.
01:03:09.100 I think that was purely from Ron DeSantis.
01:03:11.280 So thank you, Ron.
01:03:12.140 Thank you, Ron.
01:03:13.140 That's great.
01:03:13.900 That's uplifting.
01:03:14.900 Yeah.
01:03:15.440 Next.
01:03:16.040 We drive over that bridge.
01:03:17.280 Yeah.
01:03:17.540 I see it all the time.
01:03:18.300 That bridge is very close.
01:03:19.380 So yeah, that's exciting.
01:03:21.280 And then Sprouts is going to serve raw milk.
01:03:25.580 And then they're going to disguise it as pet food.
01:03:27.920 Raw Farms will be available at Sprouts Nationwide starting in July as pet food.
01:03:32.340 And that's a pretty common tactic.
01:03:33.880 They just say pet food and then they get their way.
01:03:37.300 So yeah.
01:03:37.900 And then it's pet food.
01:03:38.980 And it's like in such high quality that a human could eat it.
01:03:42.380 Yeah.
01:03:43.160 Exactly.
01:03:43.520 But that's a good way to get raw milk.
01:03:45.220 You have to just pretend it's pet food.
01:03:47.020 Everyone does a little wink.
01:03:48.020 You bring it home.
01:03:48.840 You eat it yourself.
01:03:49.820 Yep.
01:03:50.040 You drive over the bridge.
01:03:51.200 The bridge isn't gay no more.
01:03:52.840 You get the pet food.
01:03:54.140 You drink it because the pet food is good enough for you.
01:03:56.520 And all of a sudden you're not, what do you call it?
01:03:58.740 Puffy?
01:03:59.280 You're not puffy in a twink world.
01:04:01.640 Yeah.
01:04:02.240 It's pretty good stuff.
01:04:02.980 Let's go to the child singer.
01:04:04.400 This was uplifting.
01:04:06.100 Indian child singer.
01:04:07.200 Indian child singer.
01:04:08.140 Your favorite.
01:04:08.460 I walked across an empty land.
01:04:15.120 I knew the path fell like the back of my hand.
01:04:19.860 I fell the earth beneath my feet.
01:04:24.340 Set by the river and it may become lead.
01:04:29.140 Oh, simple thing.
01:04:30.520 Did it look a little longer?
01:04:31.840 We'll have you on.
01:04:32.620 It looked a little longer.
01:04:33.560 It's going to get good.
01:04:34.140 I'm getting older.
01:04:35.820 I need something to hold on.
01:04:38.860 I came across a fallen tree.
01:04:43.420 I fell the branches of it looking at me.
01:04:47.860 Oh, simple thing.
01:04:50.100 Where have you gone?
01:04:52.340 Oh, simple thing.
01:04:54.640 That's pretty good.
01:04:56.080 Yeah.
01:04:56.900 That's pretty good.
01:04:57.600 I don't know why someone would be singing in a language that they have an accent in.
01:05:02.320 You know?
01:05:03.140 That's what I don't get.
01:05:03.960 Aren't there Indian songs that this kid should just be doing?
01:05:06.220 That's a good point.
01:05:07.100 So that's a little downlifting brown instead of uplifting gold for me.
01:05:12.240 Down pushing.
01:05:13.140 Yeah, down pushing brown.
01:05:14.500 He should speak in his own language.
01:05:15.840 Have some pride.
01:05:16.500 Have some honor, right?
01:05:17.420 Yeah, that's a good point, Richard.
01:05:18.700 You don't need a hipster song from America.
01:05:20.700 That's a good point.
01:05:21.500 All right, let's go to the Cookie Monster clip.
01:05:23.540 Someone tweeted this and said,
01:05:24.980 Cookie Monster getting active.
01:05:27.520 And I thought that was so funny.
01:05:30.180 So here he comes.
01:05:31.520 Cookie Monster getting active in that walk.
01:05:40.060 I like that.
01:05:43.320 I like that.
01:05:46.120 All right, that's good.
01:05:47.380 But that approach coming over.
01:05:54.240 That was stomping along.
01:05:56.420 Hey, you know what?
01:05:57.800 You know Cookie Monster's black here.
01:05:59.960 Yeah.
01:06:00.580 I like when black people play to their strengths.
01:06:03.100 I don't like, and they're going crazy in the Cookie Monster outfit.
01:06:06.640 They bring the energy.
01:06:07.460 I don't like when they're in the car with the guns together.
01:06:10.480 Brandishing.
01:06:11.060 Or twerking their ass, eating hot chips.
01:06:12.740 This is better.
01:06:13.520 They have a job.
01:06:14.360 They're not robbing people.
01:06:15.700 This is nice.
01:06:16.320 This is fun.
01:06:17.360 Our last piece is Gorlock's story or Gorlock's snippet.
01:06:21.620 It says,
01:06:21.840 I hope the human race could one day be as united as the time when we all agreed that this dude's name was Gorlock the Destroyer.
01:06:29.080 And that was a name Richard Ratboy gave to that trans person, Gorlock.
01:06:34.240 That was me.
01:06:35.000 I united the human race, I guess.
01:06:36.680 Yeah, you united the whole world.
01:06:38.260 I know.
01:06:38.660 The whole world united around that idea you had.
01:06:41.500 Thank you.
01:06:42.000 That feels good.
01:06:42.920 We've already done this, though.
01:06:44.100 I feel like we can't keep bringing this up.
01:06:45.760 I know, but someone said that.
01:06:46.780 I hit a new dinger, right?
01:06:47.920 I need a new dinger.
01:06:48.900 I need a new dinger.
01:06:49.620 You were the meme of the year last year for that.
01:06:51.720 All right.
01:06:52.300 All right.
01:06:52.640 Well, that's the end of Uplifting Gold.
01:06:54.140 It is Friday, so we do have some shout-outs.
01:06:56.600 Everyone's got a fucking May birthday.
01:06:58.700 A lot of mid-May birthdays.
01:07:00.340 This is crazy.
01:07:01.260 Don't know what happened nine months ago.
01:07:02.800 Yeah.
01:07:03.380 But it's a lot of mid-May birthdays.
01:07:04.620 I'm going to sit back.
01:07:05.980 Yeah, well.
01:07:06.480 I see our list here.
01:07:07.340 First is the wood framing.
01:07:09.660 Ah, fuck.
01:07:10.160 We have some shout-outs first.
01:07:14.900 Flickers Talks, the podcast.
01:07:16.280 Flick, the best new podcast of all time.
01:07:18.860 Words are just words until action starts, but actions speak louder than words, but at
01:07:23.040 the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
01:07:29.060 Very cool.
01:07:31.220 Love it.
01:07:32.180 That's my ideal show watcher right there.
01:07:34.180 That's my ideal show watcher, too.
01:07:35.740 Can I picture that?
01:07:36.440 Look at that guy.
01:07:37.540 White guy, light eyes, beard.
01:07:39.740 He's working.
01:07:40.320 He wrote the whole thing.
01:07:42.060 He's built a house, it looks like.
01:07:43.420 I know.
01:07:44.200 That's Americana, and I'm a part owner of that house.
01:07:46.520 We salute you.
01:07:47.540 I'm a part owner.
01:07:48.620 Yeah.
01:07:48.820 All right, let's go to the rock kicking people.
01:07:50.680 This was pretty good.
01:07:51.440 This whole family was kicking rocks together.
01:07:53.280 This is also an ideal show watcher.
01:07:54.880 Look at this guy.
01:07:55.660 He's got a family, two kids.
01:07:57.040 They're kicking that hippie shit over.
01:08:03.880 All right.
01:08:04.700 Shout out.
01:08:05.500 They weren't the best.
01:08:06.700 That was great.
01:08:07.540 No, it was great, but those weren't the best rock stacks.
01:08:10.540 I really like to see them tumble.
01:08:11.920 Yeah.
01:08:12.060 That was like a three-piece.
01:08:13.300 Well.
01:08:13.700 Baby hippie made that.
01:08:14.860 I'm just happy people are doing it.
01:08:16.480 All right, let's get into the birthdays.
01:08:19.080 We have a lot of birthdays.
01:08:20.800 Happy birthday to Sarah on May 19th from her husband, Spencer.
01:08:25.260 This counts as part of your gift.
01:08:26.640 All right.
01:08:27.320 There you go.
01:08:28.180 Cheap.
01:08:28.620 Cheap this year.
01:08:29.820 Happy birthday to Nick Riffle on May 18th as well.
01:08:33.460 Lots of May 18th birthdays.
01:08:35.260 Shout out to Michael Bennett.
01:08:37.180 Aren't you glad you listened to your sister who told you you should be watching the best
01:08:40.700 new podcast of all time?
01:08:41.920 I hear you're hooked now.
01:08:43.520 Good thing your sister put in the good word.
01:08:45.360 Thank you for doing that, sister.
01:08:46.840 There you go.
01:08:47.280 Happy birthday to Isaac Hipshire on May 18th as well.
01:08:50.800 Everyone's born on May 18th.
01:08:52.420 Happy birthday to Scott O'Connell on May 13th.
01:08:56.640 From Indian Rocks, Florida.
01:08:58.600 Oh, nice.
01:08:59.140 So not too far away.
01:09:00.260 O'Connell.
01:09:01.000 We'll see you at Publix maybe.
01:09:02.400 We'll see you at St. Paddy's Day, O'Connell.
01:09:04.520 And then happy birthday to Cameron.
01:09:06.980 She turns 15 on the 17th.
01:09:09.800 And Will, her brother, turns 13 on the 22nd.
01:09:13.340 They just lost their grandma.
01:09:16.200 So we're very sad to hear that.
01:09:17.900 You guys are bonus landers.
01:09:18.940 We love you.
01:09:20.160 Head up.
01:09:21.480 Stay strong.
01:09:22.420 Sorry for your loss.
01:09:23.840 Richard and I love you guys.
01:09:25.040 Live a life that grandma would be proud of.
01:09:27.120 And you will.
01:09:27.860 And you will.
01:09:28.400 You guys are the most base family ever.
01:09:30.420 I know that.
01:09:31.360 Happy birthday to Becky Lochte on May 14th.
01:09:34.640 Her and her husband watch every week together.
01:09:37.300 Right.
01:09:37.580 Hopefully on separate devices.
01:09:39.140 You need to be device maxing.
01:09:40.640 You guys know that, right?
01:09:41.600 Can't lose two viewers to one device because I get one view and two people saw it.
01:09:45.320 And I feel like I'm getting cheated.
01:09:46.360 Yeah.
01:09:46.820 Thank you guys for watching.
01:09:48.160 Happy birthday to Travis.
01:09:49.740 His birthday is today, May 17th.
01:09:51.620 He lives in Georgia.
01:09:52.700 In Georgia.
01:09:53.200 Georgia.
01:09:53.780 Oh, I love those Georgia peaches.
01:09:56.000 Happy birthday to Gladys.
01:09:57.520 Her birthday is Saturday.
01:09:59.320 Her and her boyfriend, Kevin, watch the show every week and have since the spoon days.
01:10:03.800 Very nice.
01:10:04.500 So they've been watching couples who watch the show together, stay together.
01:10:07.400 Everyone knows that.
01:10:08.420 Yeah.
01:10:08.940 I'm sure there has been one.
01:10:11.080 Couple who got divorced.
01:10:12.140 Couple who got, yeah.
01:10:13.000 A big fight.
01:10:13.840 Blow up.
01:10:14.260 He hit her.
01:10:15.060 It's like, all right.
01:10:15.540 Not you guys, but.
01:10:16.720 Yeah.
01:10:17.040 And then they break up and they still watch the show independently.
01:10:19.620 That's how you get your views back.
01:10:20.520 That's how you get your views back up.
01:10:22.260 Broken homes, baby.
01:10:23.420 On separate devices.
01:10:24.660 Oh.
01:10:25.380 Unfortunately.
01:10:26.120 Yeah.
01:10:27.180 Happy birthday to Carol on May 15th.
01:10:30.360 She turns 59 years old.
01:10:32.520 Loves the show.
01:10:33.380 Lives in Texas.
01:10:34.540 We love you right back, Carol.
01:10:35.700 Thank you, Carol.
01:10:36.320 Thank you, Carol.
01:10:36.980 So happy birthday to Carol.
01:10:39.480 You know the Karen?
01:10:41.160 Mm-hmm.
01:10:41.580 Carol really got away with one right there.
01:10:44.060 Carol could have been Karen.
01:10:45.160 I know.
01:10:45.600 Carol, good for you.
01:10:47.080 You avoided that one.
01:10:48.200 Happy birthday to Catherine DePenning, who is a show watcher with her husband, and they're
01:10:54.040 both bonus landers.
01:10:55.200 Very nice.
01:10:55.740 Very nice.
01:10:56.660 Very important.
01:10:58.240 Shayna and Michael, show watchers and bonus landers, and they're getting married tomorrow.
01:11:03.780 Whoa.
01:11:04.000 May 18th.
01:11:04.900 Whoa.
01:11:05.480 So congrats.
01:11:06.900 Everyone knows show watchers stay together.
01:11:08.760 You guys are getting married tomorrow.
01:11:10.240 Very excited for you.
01:11:11.920 Congrats on the wedding.
01:11:12.900 Yeah.
01:11:13.000 Go have a lot of kids.
01:11:14.080 Yep.
01:11:14.260 Happy birthday to Courtney on 5-17, May 17th.
01:11:18.260 She's turning 30.
01:11:19.200 A lot of women in this.
01:11:20.380 Happy birthday, Courtney.
01:11:21.260 A lot of ladies in here.
01:11:22.240 Happy birthday.
01:11:22.840 Happy birthday to Josiah Brockman.
01:11:24.880 He's turning 40 on May 18th.
01:11:27.460 It's the number one show for him.
01:11:29.020 He likes this show so much.
01:11:31.120 Josiah?
01:11:31.640 Josiah Brockman.
01:11:32.720 Yeah.
01:11:33.100 Thank you.
01:11:33.480 This is his number one show.
01:11:34.280 And then shout out to Xavier and his wife, Autumn.
01:11:37.260 They just gave birth to another show watcher last week named Kalia.
01:11:41.980 Get her a device ASAP.
01:11:44.000 Get her a tablet so you can watch.
01:11:46.340 The whole family watches on all separate devices, even their son Ambrose.
01:11:50.900 So their family is growing.
01:11:52.660 They're making more show watchers just for the reason of having more people watch the show.
01:11:57.660 Thank you.
01:11:58.100 That's true commitment.
01:11:59.000 It's not for you guys.
01:11:59.840 It's just for us.
01:12:00.460 I appreciate that.
01:12:01.320 You create more people to watch us.
01:12:02.440 Yeah.
01:12:02.740 That's the end of our shout outs.
01:12:04.040 Another Fleckus Talks in the books.
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01:12:25.440 Yeah.
01:12:25.720 And I got an update on the, actually, I don't think I ever told anybody on the main show
01:12:29.740 about it.
01:12:30.360 Oh.
01:12:30.680 You want to do it quick?
01:12:31.500 The blood marrow donation match?
01:12:33.560 Yeah.
01:12:34.020 I might be a match for someone to save someone's life.
01:12:37.420 So we're going to be getting into that in Bonusland in just a few seconds.
01:12:40.920 Yeah.
01:12:41.040 We've only discussed that on Bonusland, so we're keeping it over there.
01:12:43.700 Thank you guys for watching.
01:12:45.000 We'll see you on Tuesday.
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