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00:00:16.540 Welcome back to Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 172.

00:00:20.680 Today on the show, Joe Biden gave a commencement speech at an HBCU that had a lot of anti-white

00:00:27.620 lies in it.

00:00:28.400 We are going to debunk.

00:00:30.000 Then in our migrant section, you won't believe what the illegals are doing to get even more 1.00

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00:00:37.860 Then in Urban Decay, we have a city by city violence update that you're not going to want

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00:00:44.340 We have a fat people section in Cringe.

00:00:46.480 And last but not least, we have a conspiracy corner that covers new Biden bots, the pyramids,

00:00:53.260 false flag attacks, microchips and Parmesan cheese, and the reptilians.

00:00:58.860 All this and more.

00:00:59.780 It's Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 172, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

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00:03:14.840 We have a fantastic housekeeping, a packed cringe, and a majorly packed Urban Decay.

00:03:21.420 Yeah.

00:03:21.640 It's a packed episode for sure.

00:03:22.860 And the Conspiracy Corner stuff I'm excited to get to.

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00:03:27.000 Let's jump right into it.

00:03:28.380 First things first, the meteor shower over the weekend in Portugal.

00:03:33.200 Pretty crazy stuff.

00:03:34.800 This clip from this girl might be the video of the year so far.

00:03:39.560 Look at this.

00:03:41.300 She's there.

00:03:42.680 Everything is normal.

00:03:43.860 Bam.

00:03:44.900 Right across the sky.

00:03:48.180 Isn't that incredible?

00:03:49.080 Yeah.

00:03:49.540 Incidental?

00:03:50.120 She got that on accident? 0.97

00:03:51.040 I think it was incidental.

00:03:52.460 Wow.

00:03:52.720 And obviously, I think it's video of the year so far, which would obviously replace the poop 0.88

00:03:58.580 going into the cow's butt from last week.

00:04:00.500 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:04:00.860 That reverse one.

00:04:01.980 Yeah.

00:04:02.360 How do you get that in there?

00:04:03.480 I still don't know, actually.

00:04:04.420 You don't know.

00:04:05.420 So that's the video of the year so far.

00:04:07.480 Okay.

00:04:07.820 All right.

00:04:08.080 Let's get into some of the news.

00:04:09.480 We have a lot of news to get to.

00:04:11.060 Diddy is obviously in the news over the weekend.

00:04:14.100 That clip surfaced of him beating up his girlfriend.

00:04:17.080 Yeah.

00:04:17.300 In 2016, surveillance video from a hotel hallway.

00:04:20.420 Everybody saw it.

00:04:21.260 We're not even going to play it, really.

00:04:22.680 Yeah.

00:04:22.900 He hits her.

00:04:23.440 We know what happens.

00:04:24.520 We all saw it.

00:04:25.680 And then I just kind of want to remind everybody, remember the Vote or Die campaign that he

00:04:30.040 was the face of?

00:04:30.940 Yeah.

00:04:31.600 He was really going hard for Democrats getting elected, Democrats in politics.

00:04:36.720 You think they had him then?

00:04:37.920 I think that's kind of how it works.

00:04:39.720 Yeah.

00:04:40.020 Democrats are also, and it goes both sides, but the Democrats especially are tied to all the

00:04:44.000 blackmail rings and stuff.

00:04:45.320 Yeah.

00:04:45.500 Yeah.

00:04:46.020 So once they get you kind of doing that, you do the rest for them too.

00:04:50.220 And then someone like Paris Hilton just kind of does the Vote or Die on accident.

00:04:53.820 Like, I thought it was a good cause.

00:04:55.420 Like, you look around the room and everyone else is blackmail, blackmail, blackmail, blackmail. 0.99

00:04:59.320 And then you're the one sucker. 0.99

00:05:00.920 Yeah, exactly. 0.98

00:05:01.740 That's how they get you on the hook to do exactly what they want to do.

00:05:04.740 And they had an article too in CNN. 0.99

00:05:07.020 Diddy Combs, white men like Trump need to be banished. 0.99

00:05:10.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:11.020 Yeah. 0.67

00:05:11.380 What about black men like you, Diddy? 0.98

00:05:13.660 Exactly. 0.99

00:05:14.060 He banished himself too.

00:05:15.420 Isn't he still on the run?

00:05:16.480 I'm not even following the Diddy stuff.

00:05:18.620 He apologized for the beat up video.

00:05:21.700 Uh-huh.

00:05:22.020 And he looked like he was in a location that didn't have extradition.

00:05:27.520 Okay.

00:05:27.980 He had like a, not teepee, a tiki hut.

00:05:31.080 Okay.

00:05:31.440 It seemed extra.

00:05:32.500 Yeah.

00:05:32.900 And like no extraditions were happening.

00:05:34.500 Okay.

00:05:34.720 That's fair.

00:05:35.160 It seems like he's abroad somewhere.

00:05:37.320 So on the lam abroad.

00:05:39.340 Is he on vacation?

00:05:40.680 Yeah.

00:05:41.000 So when you see behind the curtain and you realize he's running the blackmail ring, that's

00:05:45.320 why he's such a Democrat.

00:05:46.480 Yeah.

00:05:46.840 That's the part of the whole operation.

00:05:48.420 Okay.

00:05:48.780 All right. 0.99

00:05:49.160 Speaking of Democrats, Joe Biden is still very retarded. 1.00

00:05:53.220 Yeah. 0.98

00:05:53.440 Over the weekend, he gave a commencement speech at Morehouse and HBCU.

00:05:59.320 And here's part of what he said.

00:06:01.680 You missed your high school graduation.

00:06:04.560 You started college just as George Floyd was murdered.

00:06:09.560 And there was a reckoning on race.

00:06:13.520 It's natural to wonder if democracy you hear about actually works for you.

00:06:19.960 What is democracy?

00:06:21.340 If black men are being killed in the street, what is democracy? 0.99

00:06:27.520 Betrayal of broken promises still leave black communities behind. 0.97

00:06:31.760 What is democracy?

00:06:33.920 You have to be 10 times better than anyone else to get a fair shot.

00:06:37.480 I wanted to wait till that one.

00:06:38.960 You have to be 10 times better than anyone else to get a fair shot.

00:06:41.840 I don't think you can get a 16,000 on the SAT.

00:06:44.800 Yeah.

00:06:45.300 Because the Asians, they get 1,600. 1.00

00:06:47.160 Is that what it's out of?

00:06:48.020 1,600?

00:06:48.500 We're 2,400 now.

00:06:49.520 Okay.

00:06:49.700 Our scale was that.

00:06:51.640 And exactly.

00:06:52.200 In a time of DEI and everyone cutting corners to make sure people of color are represented.

00:06:58.080 We've shown the stats on the show how the level that you get into law school is at,

00:07:02.300 how people get into college in general.

00:07:04.520 It's easier than ever.

00:07:06.040 Yeah.

00:07:06.260 It's not 10 times harder. 0.95

00:07:07.520 If you're a black person who wants to be a doctor, they'll force you into it. 1.00

00:07:11.960 Yeah. 0.89

00:07:12.180 They'll basically, they'll say, oh, you know, it was kind of a failing grade, but pass him

00:07:16.140 anyway, right?

00:07:16.620 Yeah.

00:07:16.820 We need you in there. 0.82

00:07:17.880 And then he says, he talks about George Floyd and then black men are being killed in the

00:07:22.020 street, which is strange because in 2023 of the interracial homicides, 86 blacks were

00:07:28.480 killed by whites and 488 whites were killed by blacks.

00:07:32.200 And we don't even need to do a per capita calculation on that one. 0.97

00:07:35.460 That's absolute value crazy, crazy and backwards because ratio wise for percentages of populations,

00:07:41.860 it would make more sense if it was opposite.

00:07:45.040 Yeah. 0.99

00:07:45.240 If 488 blacks were killed by whites. 0.99

00:07:47.980 And then you'd have to control for the population size and do some math and then be like, okay, 0.98

00:07:51.380 they're pretty much even instead.

00:07:53.080 It's instead it's completely reversed.

00:07:54.800 And the smaller group is killing the larger group by like eight X.

00:07:59.660 Yeah.

00:08:00.060 So there's what's going on, but he's just trying to divide and conquer.

00:08:03.740 Make sure everyone's convinced that they're a victim.

00:08:06.240 Yeah.

00:08:06.440 Also in general, broad zoom out spectrum, like on the spectrum, just looking at this, you're

00:08:11.760 graduating.

00:08:12.560 It's every commencement speeches.

00:08:14.180 You can do anything you put your mind to.

00:08:16.140 You can change the world.

00:08:18.180 This generation is going to do the best things ever.

00:08:20.700 And instead it's like, you guys are victims. 1.00

00:08:22.680 You're fucked. 1.00

00:08:23.500 You're aggrieved. 1.00

00:08:24.460 Everything should be horrible.

00:08:25.740 You got to change it all. 1.00

00:08:26.740 You're going to go outside and get shot. 0.99

00:08:28.240 And that's from, that's from the president. 0.51

00:08:29.940 That's not like a VP at Facebook who got the commencement job. 1.00

00:08:33.180 That's the president of the United States telling you how fucked you are. 1.00

00:08:36.260 It's crazy. 1.00

00:08:37.080 The alleged president.

00:08:38.480 Yeah.

00:08:38.700 Well, he's in the chair.

00:08:39.780 Yeah, he is in the chair.

00:08:41.080 And then also speaking of Joe Biden and how things are different from years ago when Trump

00:08:45.760 was in office, there was a graph that came out about net worth then versus now.

00:08:51.140 And there was a tweet that kind of summed it up.

00:08:52.820 Yeah.

00:08:53.020 It said adjusted for inflation, household net worth was up just 0.7% through Biden's first

00:08:58.720 three years.

00:08:59.320 And it was up 16% through Trump's first three years.

00:09:02.540 And here's the chart.

00:09:03.460 It's mainly adjusted for inflation is the important part, because if you made a ton of money, but

00:09:08.980 everything you buy is up a ton on costs, it's kind of net negative.

00:09:13.560 Yeah.

00:09:13.800 You didn't make that much.

00:09:14.900 Yeah.

00:09:15.040 And then last Joe Biden clip, he was also senile at a different event where he thought he

00:09:21.660 was vice president during COVID.

00:09:24.360 And when I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic.

00:09:29.700 And what happened was Barack said to me, go to Detroit and help fix it.

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00:09:51.240 Well, poor Mary spent more time with me than he ever thought he's going to have to.

00:09:56.420 I guess.

00:09:57.280 What is he talking about?

00:09:58.260 Even like the water crisis, Flint water crisis or something in Detroit that happened

00:10:02.400 and then he blends it with the pandemic.

00:10:03.680 Like 2014 or something.

00:10:06.080 And then he blends it with the pandemic and he was told to go fix Detroit.

00:10:10.360 How'd that go?

00:10:11.300 Was that?

00:10:12.100 Did you do it?

00:10:12.900 Yeah.

00:10:13.540 So yeah, he's very senile and proving our overarching theme and point that he's not going to be

00:10:20.140 running in 2024.

00:10:21.620 He couldn't possibly because imagine five years from now.

00:10:25.560 Oh my God, the decay.

00:10:27.180 We see the difference between 2020 to now.

00:10:29.440 Five years from now, he's going to be, they're going to just hold them up and go like this. 0.85

00:10:33.400 Crazy.

00:10:34.100 All right.

00:10:34.520 Speaking of COVID, Alice Stewart, a CNN anchor, died suddenly.

00:10:40.080 CNN political commentator Alice Stewart died suddenly and no foul play is suspected and

00:10:45.440 officers believe a medical emergency occurred.

00:10:48.420 Wow.

00:10:48.800 So we're not going to make any leaps about how she died because that would obviously be

00:10:52.640 in bad taste.

00:10:53.460 But she was very proudly maxinated.

00:10:56.940 Yeah.

00:10:57.240 Got my second laser shot.

00:10:59.540 How about you?

00:11:00.520 Thanks to Lisa and the great medical workers putting shots in our arms. 1.00

00:11:03.860 Go get yours.

00:11:05.380 So.

00:11:05.700 Yeah.

00:11:06.160 So we're not going to do any bad taste jokes.

00:11:09.020 Here's her Instagram of her getting more maxines.

00:11:12.140 We all know what the spike proteins do to your immune system and hearts, which is just interesting.

00:11:18.620 Yeah.

00:11:18.980 That's going to bring us to our next clip.

00:11:20.840 Before we watch it, I want you guys to tell me in the comments whether or not you think

00:11:25.440 Rachel Maddow should be in jail. 1.00

00:11:27.940 Here's what she said back in 2021 about the maxines.

00:11:30.940 Now we know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated person.

00:11:39.500 A vaccinated person gets exposed to the virus.

00:11:43.200 The virus does not infect them.

00:11:45.640 The virus cannot then use that person to go anywhere else.

00:11:50.300 It cannot use a vaccinated person as a host to go get more people. 0.88

00:11:55.160 That means.

00:11:56.440 So that's interesting.

00:11:57.300 So it sounds like she's saying medical misinformation.

00:12:00.320 Yeah.

00:12:00.640 And encouraging people with that medical misinformation to go get something drastic and experimental injected into your arm.

00:12:08.520 And it ended up not being true because people who got vaccinated still got COVID.

00:12:12.880 So that was all a lie.

00:12:14.480 But if there's negative side effects from the maxines, which we're starting to see come out, I think a person like that.

00:12:21.240 Should what?

00:12:22.000 Where should she go?

00:12:22.840 Like Nuremberg trial.

00:12:23.680 Is that what it was?

00:12:24.380 Like crimes against humanity type of thing?

00:12:26.240 The Hague?

00:12:26.480 Is there an international criminal court somewhere that might host her for a little bit? 0.92

00:12:30.100 There's something.

00:12:31.240 And then these types.

00:12:32.320 A jury of her peers and it's all MAGA people.

00:12:34.900 Everyone's wearing a MAGA hat. 0.92

00:12:36.300 Like it's clown world.

00:12:38.440 Like what they do to us.

00:12:39.200 Exactly.

00:12:39.820 Because then these types were also saying like anyone who's against the maxines, a threat to democracy, a threat to humanity, people who denied the election, threat to democracy.

00:12:48.500 So they're quick to blanket label people who oppose the agenda and the narrative.

00:12:53.260 And now that there's facts coming out, I wonder if someone like that will go to jail.

00:12:58.360 Yeah.

00:12:58.660 Besides hell.

00:12:59.640 Yeah.

00:12:59.960 Where do you go?

00:13:00.700 Because she's a Cresbian too. 0.99

00:13:02.020 Oh, yeah.

00:13:02.820 There's a lot going on there.

00:13:04.400 There's definitely a lot going on there.

00:13:07.040 All right.

00:13:07.380 Well, let's before we move on, let's make sure we use this opportunity to help us tickle the post, juice the algo, leave a like, leave a comment, comment again, then start yapping.

00:13:16.680 The battle for first comment has been raging.

00:13:19.340 People are really trying.

00:13:20.520 So you guys are helping us cook in the comments.

00:13:22.780 It's very important.

00:13:23.780 It helps the algo.

00:13:24.660 Yeah.

00:13:24.860 And you're doing a great job.

00:13:26.720 And we really appreciate it.

00:13:28.080 Notifications need to be on.

00:13:29.240 P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:13:30.940 All right.

00:13:31.260 Let's do something a little more uplifting before the more depressing stories that's coming.

00:13:35.320 Okay.

00:13:36.180 Thomas Massey.

00:13:37.360 Yeah.

00:13:37.640 He's trying to do a ban of the Fed bill.

00:13:40.300 Yeah.

00:13:40.580 U.S. Congressman Thomas Massey introduces a bill to abolish the Federal Reserve.

00:13:45.520 And it's getting backed by a bunch of people, too.

00:13:47.940 Is it?

00:13:49.040 You know, I was going to say. 0.99

00:13:50.220 That's the kind of thing that gets you killed. 0.99

00:13:51.620 Yeah.

00:13:52.300 Thomas Massey, make sure your security is up and running.

00:13:55.240 I thought it was.

00:13:56.320 I mean, Congress as a whole, there would be like a patriotic smaller version who would

00:14:01.060 back this.

00:14:01.660 But this is kind of like an exercise in see what I'm up to.

00:14:04.900 This is what I would do if everyone voted with me.

00:14:07.200 Yeah.

00:14:07.380 It's the way I kind of saw it.

00:14:08.840 And that's true.

00:14:09.680 And maybe it's planting the seeds and getting people comfortable with the idea of banning

00:14:13.620 the Fed.

00:14:14.100 What is the Fed?

00:14:14.960 Oh, it's not actually federal.

00:14:16.180 It's a private bank.

00:14:17.100 Who's behind it?

00:14:17.880 All these bloodlines.

00:14:18.940 That's weird.

00:14:19.560 They just print money and inflation is up.

00:14:22.360 Oh, crazy.

00:14:22.880 Yeah.

00:14:22.900 They print money and then still take your taxes.

00:14:24.640 That's weird.

00:14:25.660 So maybe it will help red pill some people.

00:14:28.780 Yeah, that's true.

00:14:29.740 That's the positive side of it.

00:14:31.120 I mean, it's not going anywhere in Congress.

00:14:32.600 You guys know who's in Congress right now?

00:14:34.720 Like, it's crazy.

00:14:35.720 And we're actually going to show you later.

00:14:37.240 Yeah.

00:14:37.400 We're going to show you exactly who's in Congress.

00:14:39.860 All right.

00:14:40.180 Speaking of Congress, there's a Halo composer.

00:14:44.080 The guy who did that song for Halo.

00:14:47.820 Yeah.

00:14:48.380 He's running for Congress as a Republican.

00:14:50.720 Yeah.

00:14:51.000 Halo composer Marty O'Donnell is running for Congress as a Trump supporting Republican,

00:14:55.040 causing division in his fan base.

00:14:56.900 Do you know where he's running?

00:14:57.680 I don't know where he's running, but that's great because Halo is too big to cancel.

00:15:02.480 Yeah.

00:15:02.600 Everyone loves Halo.

00:15:03.740 It's not like, oh, we're going to play a different game instead.

00:15:06.020 So that's like a scout for us.

00:15:07.420 That's like a win for the culture.

00:15:08.780 Mm-hmm.

00:15:09.140 Smart to see it.

00:15:10.320 All right.

00:15:10.600 Speaking of Congress, there was a ghetto woman fighting. 1.00

00:15:15.680 What's her name?

00:15:17.120 Jasmine Crockett.

00:15:18.160 Very nice.

00:15:18.760 And she's in Texas.

00:15:19.600 I think she represents South Dallas.

00:15:21.360 South Dallas.

00:15:22.100 I'm sure it's a lovely area.

00:15:23.280 I'm sure they do stuff like this.

00:15:24.760 Like, they do in South Dallas.

00:15:26.420 They do something.

00:15:27.740 So she got into a little bit of a sparring verbal match with MTG, Marjorie Taylor Greene,

00:15:34.020 and Anna Paulina Luna.

00:15:36.760 Here's a little snippet of it.

00:15:38.420 I'm just curious.

00:15:39.240 Just to better understand your ruling, if someone on this committee then starts talking

00:15:44.420 about somebody's bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body, that would not be engaging in 0.90

00:15:49.700 personalities, correct?

00:15:50.860 A what now?

00:15:53.680 Chairman, I make a motion to strike those words.

00:15:56.940 I don't think that's a part of it.

00:15:58.820 I'm trying to find clarification on what quality.

00:16:01.160 Chairman, motion to strike those words.

00:16:02.880 I have no idea what you just said.

00:16:04.220 We're not going to do this.

00:16:05.880 Look, you guys earlier literally just said that.

00:16:08.040 You just voted to do it.

00:16:10.120 Y'all did it first. 0.99

00:16:10.880 So you don't want to fuck up. 0.99

00:16:11.660 You voted to do it. 0.99

00:16:12.720 Order, order.

00:16:13.660 I'm trying to get clarification.

00:16:14.980 Look it, calm down.

00:16:16.400 Calm down.

00:16:16.720 No, no, no, no.

00:16:17.440 Because this is what y'all do.

00:16:19.560 So I'm trying to get clarification.

00:16:20.240 Hey, Ms. Crockett, you're not recognized.

00:16:22.000 Ms. Crockett.

00:16:22.680 I can't hear you with your yelling.

00:16:23.420 And you don't want me to be-

00:16:24.220 Calm down.

00:16:24.820 No.

00:16:25.040 Can you please calm down?

00:16:25.480 Don't tell me to calm down.

00:16:26.840 Calm down.

00:16:27.160 Because y'all talk noise.

00:16:28.820 And then you're out of control.

00:16:30.280 That's what's going on in our Congress.

00:16:32.340 Mm-hmm.

00:16:33.260 And it makes you think.

00:16:35.060 You know that movie Idiocracy?

00:16:36.500 Yeah, of course.

00:16:37.440 That's kind of like- 1.00

00:16:38.280 What happened in Idiocracy was like the people became so stupid, 0.99

00:16:41.240 they couldn't even do what they used to do with like the systems. 1.00

00:16:44.120 They couldn't even- 1.00

00:16:44.980 They elected officials were all stupid. 1.00

00:16:46.760 They couldn't farm. 1.00

00:16:47.920 They replaced water with like Mountain Dew.

00:16:49.760 Everything was advertisements.

00:16:51.500 Yeah.

00:16:51.640 Yeah, so it's like that's kind of like where things are going.

00:16:54.380 Yeah.

00:16:54.720 But obviously this person in Congress is a low IQ individual.

00:16:58.280 That's not racist.

00:16:59.820 No.

00:17:00.180 That's just the truth.

00:17:01.620 And if you don't think it is, tell us what your IQ is.

00:17:04.400 Here's what the quote was.

00:17:05.520 Y'all talk noise and then you can't take it. 0.99

00:17:07.720 Because if I come and talk shit about her, y'all gonna have a problem. 0.99

00:17:11.240 That was Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett right there. 0.99

00:17:13.740 So if you're not low IQ, what is your IQ?

00:17:16.520 Yeah.

00:17:16.840 Just tell us the number.

00:17:17.840 Take a test.

00:17:18.580 Tell us the number.

00:17:19.300 Show us some test scores.

00:17:20.320 This is a lawyer.

00:17:21.640 She's a lawyer by trade who got elected.

00:17:24.120 And I want to know what kind of law school she got into and what kind of grades and the 1.00

00:17:29.880 LSAT.

00:17:30.420 The LSAT's a great indicator.

00:17:32.100 What was your LSAT?

00:17:32.940 Just show us your LSAT score and then we'll leave you alone.

00:17:35.960 Here she is on TV saying she's smarter than us. 1.00

00:17:38.680 They encouraged me to be who I am because I really am doing and experiencing things that

00:17:45.180 so many other black women are experiencing.

00:17:47.880 But unfortunately, their stories aren't highlighted.

00:17:51.640 And I also took this as an opportunity to, again, flex on MAGA and let them know that I will always be smarter than you.

00:18:00.180 You can call me a DEI, hire all you want to, and lodge all the other insults that they continuously lodge against me.

00:18:09.620 But lodge insults.

00:18:11.580 Yeah.

00:18:11.960 I think she means lob insults.

00:18:13.800 Yeah.

00:18:14.400 Lodge a complaint.

00:18:15.620 I don't know.

00:18:16.340 She's a little confused.

00:18:17.660 Let's just see the LSAT scores.

00:18:19.640 We can solve this, you know?

00:18:21.880 Exactly.

00:18:22.560 All right.

00:18:23.360 Let's move on.

00:18:25.280 They're calling that the Gettosburg Address.

00:18:27.200 The Gettosburg Address.

00:18:28.460 Yeah.

00:18:28.760 Because, you know.

00:18:29.480 And guys, friendly reminder, this is Congress.

00:18:32.120 We said it a couple episodes ago.

00:18:34.320 You need to be.

00:18:35.060 Congress controls the purse strings, right?

00:18:36.900 They tell us where the money's spent, where it's going.

00:18:41.100 So you need to be tax avoidance maxing.

00:18:44.020 Hire your 15-year-old nephew.

00:18:46.360 Start siphoning off money.

00:18:47.880 What's that?

00:18:48.600 Is that a business expense?

00:18:49.840 It probably is.

00:18:51.380 Make them catch you.

00:18:52.820 So, you know.

00:18:53.540 Smart.

00:18:53.600 We don't need to be giving these types more money. 0.97

00:18:56.060 Yeah.

00:18:56.940 That's who decides how we spend it.

00:18:58.900 Yeah.

00:18:59.860 All right.

00:19:00.580 Let's get into something funny.

00:19:02.520 We have some funny stuff before we get to the migrant section. 1.00

00:19:05.280 I mean, that was funny.

00:19:05.860 That was just sad.

00:19:07.020 Yeah.

00:19:07.380 That's funny.

00:19:08.120 But also, that is our Congress. 1.00

00:19:10.080 You laugh, and then you realize it's our government, and we're fucked. 0.99

00:19:13.800 It's our government, too. 1.00

00:19:14.940 It's not like some stupid country. 1.00

00:19:16.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:17.000 All right.

00:19:17.680 We have a funny thing.

00:19:19.280 The census.

00:19:20.840 Names from the census from 1910.

00:19:22.860 Tony Ritardi.

00:19:23.820 Yeah.

00:19:24.220 This guy is a Twitter account.

00:19:25.700 Actual names.

00:19:26.340 And all he does is constantly post unique names from past U.S. censuses.

00:19:30.240 So, hey, Tony Ritardi.

00:19:31.900 And then there's a Sopranos meme that goes along with it.

00:19:34.480 I'm going to have Richard Rathaway read. 0.99

00:19:36.040 Oh, hey, oh, I'm fucking retarded over here. 0.97

00:19:40.860 Thank you. 0.99

00:19:41.680 There you go.

00:19:43.000 Actually, that kind of reminds me.

00:19:44.300 Tony Ritardi is kind of like a smelly scenario.

00:19:47.660 Hey, smelly scenario.

00:19:49.000 And you know what?

00:19:49.920 We have another one, too.

00:19:51.600 You know how your iPhone, you know how your iPhone, if you get a scam call, it says Scam

00:19:56.520 Likely?

00:19:57.480 Sometimes we just pick it up and go, hey, Scam.

00:20:00.120 What's up?

00:20:00.740 Hey, what's up, Scam?

00:20:02.220 So, Scam Likely, first and last name.

00:20:04.340 Scam Likely.

00:20:05.140 All right.

00:20:05.540 Let's get into some more funny stuff.

00:20:07.840 Trumpisms.

00:20:08.600 Yeah.

00:20:08.800 This was brought to my attention via Mimetic Sisyphus's Twitter, which a lot of things

00:20:12.960 are.

00:20:13.580 Yeah.

00:20:13.700 And someone said, how many Trumpisms do you use in daily life?

00:20:17.120 For me, many such cases, very disrespectful.

00:20:20.660 And then Mimetic Sisyphus replied, me and my wife said, you are fake news nearly the length

00:20:25.640 of our relationship.

00:20:26.520 Yeah.

00:20:26.960 So, there's a few.

00:20:28.160 Do you have any offhand?

00:20:29.340 No.

00:20:29.760 I do sometimes like to say, wow, I'm hearing that for the first time when something is old

00:20:34.340 news.

00:20:35.160 That's my number one.

00:20:36.580 But very disrespectful is probably my biggest one that I actually use.

00:20:40.620 And that also can be the longer version is nipples protruding, very disrespectful, which 0.99

00:20:45.860 is Barney Frank that time when he had his nipples protruding. 0.87

00:20:49.080 I have a couple written down wrong.

00:20:51.960 So, when people say something that's incorrect, you just go wrong.

00:20:54.240 That's what Trump did.

00:20:55.340 Many such cases, very disrespectful.

00:20:57.560 Thank you, Kanye.

00:20:58.400 Very cool.

00:20:59.300 Yeah.

00:20:59.640 And it could be thank you, Richard.

00:21:00.720 Very cool.

00:21:01.320 Thank you, Show Watcher.

00:21:03.020 Very cool.

00:21:04.080 Big if true, China. 1.00

00:21:06.460 It's called We Do a Little Trolling.

00:21:08.120 Okay.

00:21:08.660 And then we replace it with It's Called with whatever you want.

00:21:12.120 Yeah.

00:21:12.580 Obama.

00:21:13.560 Okay.

00:21:14.740 Bing bong.

00:21:15.780 And many people are saying it.

00:21:17.380 Okay.

00:21:17.840 Yeah.

00:21:18.180 Those are my favorite Trumpisms.

00:21:19.940 Yeah.

00:21:20.280 Those are ones I use almost daily.

00:21:22.120 You don't realize the cultural impact a man can have after four short years of being president,

00:21:26.220 but it's huge.

00:21:27.760 Joe Biden's got nothing.

00:21:29.400 Yeah.

00:21:29.940 Joe Bidenisms are like, he can't even do one.

00:21:32.540 Yeah.

00:21:32.860 True.

00:21:33.320 They're all botch jobs. 1.00

00:21:34.620 They're all fuck-ups. 1.00

00:21:35.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:35.820 They're all things that he said by accident because he was trying to say something normal.

00:21:39.780 Smart.

00:21:40.180 All right.

00:21:40.620 Let's go to our migrant section.

00:21:42.640 We have a couple updates here, but we're going to get into the meat of it in just a

00:21:46.000 sec.

00:21:46.520 First things first, 84% of the measles in the measles outbreak in Chicago were because

00:21:51.940 of illegal Venezuelans.

00:21:53.680 Yeah.

00:21:54.020 We pinpointed it down to Venezuelans specifically.

00:21:57.140 Staggering 84% of measles cases in Chicago are Venezuelans.

00:22:00.960 So it's not even just like it's going around the migrant shelter.

00:22:04.920 It's just, it's all in the Venezuelan pockets. 1.00

00:22:07.080 And they're doing a big chunk of all the crimes too.

00:22:09.380 Yeah.

00:22:09.620 They're actually my least favorite.

00:22:11.640 And Venezuela is the one that we've previously reported on that crime is down. 1.00

00:22:16.480 Murders are down in Venezuela because all their pieces of shit are coming here. 1.00

00:22:20.660 They love stealing from Macy's. 1.00

00:22:22.220 They love terrorizing Chicago.

00:22:23.700 So yeah, they love it.

00:22:24.800 Not, not doing the best.

00:22:25.800 Like that's pretty horrible outreach for the nation of Venezuela, you know?

00:22:29.760 And I know there are good Venezuelans out there, normal people, but when you say that, 1.00

00:22:34.360 but when you send all the shitty ones here, it's, uh, it's bad. 0.97

00:22:38.080 It gets, it leaves a bad taste in our mouth. 0.97

00:22:39.960 Um, all right.

00:22:41.300 And then this was an illegal, uh, who did an interview about how she's unhappy living in 0.97

00:22:45.980 Rochester.

00:22:46.640 Uh, Yanidi Peña, she was overcome with emotions.

00:22:51.560 She feels the weight of the world on her right now.

00:22:55.340 It took her and her children a month and a half to get from El Salvador to Mexico or where

00:23:00.680 they crossed the country into Texas.

00:23:02.600 They got moved to New York city and they were in a housing program that sent them here to 1.00

00:23:06.100 Rochester.

00:23:06.680 They arrived in January of this year and lived at the holiday in downtown for four months

00:23:10.980 and they were moved here three weeks ago.

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00:23:31.540 It's very traumatic.

00:23:34.740 She says it's been quite traumatic.

00:23:37.140 Um, everything that was told to us to come to Monroe County to Rochester hasn't been fulfilled.

00:23:42.700 Do you like, her name is Yanidi.

00:23:46.080 Oh, she's needy. 1.00

00:23:47.580 Very needy indeed.

00:23:49.060 So she's not happy with Rochester after living in a hotel that was free and getting free food

00:23:55.300 every day in New York city for months.

00:23:57.500 Because she also dragged her family here. 1.00

00:23:59.780 That's the only reason she's getting this free service is because she came very needy. 0.61

00:24:03.820 Yeah.

00:24:04.220 Much like her name.

00:24:04.860 She came very needy and Rochester is not good enough for her.

00:24:07.180 Yeah.

00:24:07.420 It's traumatic to live in Rochester.

00:24:09.780 It's like in.

00:24:10.320 Wait until you pay your own bills.

00:24:11.880 Yeah.

00:24:12.300 You're going to get blown out.

00:24:13.300 Why don't you go back to El Salvador? 0.65

00:24:14.620 Yeah.

00:24:14.840 You'll know about trauma when you start, when you see an electricity bill and it's up 300%

00:24:19.060 from two years ago that you didn't even know about.

00:24:21.120 Right?

00:24:21.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:21.880 El Salvador is doing great right now.

00:24:23.320 Now, I don't know why you'd want to come here from there.

00:24:25.660 Freebies.

00:24:25.980 Um, so obviously a Biden victory is very necessary for these types because if Trump wins, everyone's

00:24:32.160 going to get deported, which takes us to our next piece.

00:24:36.620 You know, my theory is that the illegals are going to vote in the election.

00:24:40.100 And if they, you know, it's not even like illegal in their mind, they're just thinking, oh, I

00:24:44.560 need to get Trump out so I can stay and get more stuff like I've been having for the last

00:24:48.560 few months.

00:24:49.000 My ability to stay here is contingent on Joe Biden winning.

00:24:51.900 And I will do anything to get that, to make that happen.

00:24:55.420 As we'll explain later, we'll see the lengths that they go in a couple minutes.

00:24:59.440 Yes, exactly.

00:25:00.960 Uh, but according to the Associated Press, that's not happening.

00:25:03.900 It says non-citizens voting already illegal in federal elections becomes a centerpiece of

00:25:09.220 2024 GOP messaging.

00:25:11.120 It's already illegal guys.

00:25:12.300 Nobody would ever break the law, right?

00:25:14.260 Yeah.

00:25:14.600 This is like the gun free zone energy.

00:25:16.740 Yeah.

00:25:17.320 So you can't bring a gun here.

00:25:19.800 You're not allowed.

00:25:20.560 It's impossible.

00:25:21.180 It's illegal.

00:25:21.900 Do you see the sign?

00:25:22.740 And there was a meme that went along with it.

00:25:24.300 It was a cop meme.

00:25:25.300 Can you read it?

00:25:25.760 It says, ma'am, I'm afraid your story doesn't add up.

00:25:28.320 Rape is against the law. 0.70

00:25:29.680 Yeah.

00:25:30.000 Like imagine reporting a crime and then somebody being like, it's already against the law.

00:25:33.440 How could that happen to you? 0.95

00:25:34.540 It's retarded logic. 1.00

00:25:35.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:36.840 And then here's just an example.

00:25:38.880 This is from North Carolina.

00:25:40.860 To vote, you need to be a U.S. citizen.

00:25:43.100 And then the next line below, it says, citizenship documents are not required to register.

00:25:48.240 Wow.

00:25:49.340 I feel like that's the case a lot of places.

00:25:51.020 You have to be a citizen, but we'll take your word for it, right?

00:25:55.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:56.700 So we will see what happens.

00:25:59.480 There's this graph that Rappaui loves.

00:26:02.440 Yeah.

00:26:02.620 Well, this is the cycle of all leftist things, right?

00:26:05.640 It's not happening.

00:26:06.900 Then it becomes a right-wing conspiracy.

00:26:08.700 Then it might be happening.

00:26:10.260 Then eventually they say it's happening and it's good.

00:26:13.020 Yeah.

00:26:13.460 And so we're here.

00:26:14.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:15.380 The illegals, oh, they're not voting. 0.98

00:26:17.280 And then that's just a right-wing conspiracy.

00:26:19.360 Well, maybe they are voting a little bit, but they're voting to get rid of Trump.

00:26:22.500 They had to vote.

00:26:23.680 Yeah.

00:26:23.900 Soon it'll be good.

00:26:24.940 Why this illegal voted against Donald Trump.

00:26:27.540 Yeah.

00:26:27.800 It'll be like no charges pressed, Biden's still president or something.

00:26:31.140 Exactly.

00:26:31.720 They'll only write that article if Trump loses.

00:26:34.240 Exactly.

00:26:35.240 All right.

00:26:35.520 Well, let's get into the thing we teased in the intro.

00:26:39.240 Yeah.

00:26:39.820 Illegals now to get more benefits are staging robberies on themselves so they can file as 1.00

00:26:47.320 a victim status thing and get more benefits, I think?

00:26:50.540 Like, it's not more benefits, but it's easier to stay in the country if you can prove that

00:26:55.060 you've been a victim of a crime, basically, because it's the State Department or federal

00:27:00.920 agencies see it as like a hardship.

00:27:03.040 And so what did some brilliant migrants do?

00:27:06.380 They set up a chop shop to basically make sure you were a victim of a crime, right?

00:27:11.160 So hundreds paid to be robbed by phony holdup crews to gain favorable immigration status,

00:27:16.460 feds say.

00:27:17.420 And then the robbers accidentally shot someone during one caper.

00:27:21.560 So this is going to be a lot of reading, but this is kind of an important story and shows

00:27:25.520 you how desperate these people are to stay in the country.

00:27:29.300 And, you know, they'll fake a whole robbery, but they won't vote in the election that's not

00:27:33.500 even checking IDs or citizenship documents.

00:27:36.020 I don't know.

00:27:36.520 Rings not true to me, right?

00:27:38.140 Same.

00:27:38.480 Uh, federal prosecutors on Friday announced charges against five people in connection

00:27:42.160 with the Chicago-based scheme that staged armed robberies so the purported victims could

00:27:46.440 apply for U.S. immigration visas reserved for legitimate crime victims.

00:27:50.500 So it's a special type of visa that they're trying to gain access to.

00:27:54.100 Officials believe hundreds of people, including some who traveled from out of town, posed as

00:27:59.700 customers in dozens of businesses across Chicago and elsewhere, all hoping to win favorable

00:28:04.340 immigration status by becoming victims of prearranged armed robberies.

00:28:08.680 So you start to see some, like, ethnic types getting in your store, like, oh, I'll buy this.

00:28:13.640 Like, the guy's like, what's going on?

00:28:15.780 Right?

00:28:16.580 During a staged holdup in Bucktown last year, this is all Chicago.

00:28:20.360 And we're going to tell you what kind of migrants these are towards the end. 1.00

00:28:23.600 During a staged holdup in Bucktown last year, one of the robbers accidentally fired their

00:28:28.100 gun, severely injuring a liquor store clerk, according to one of the sources.

00:28:32.780 During that caper alone, five customers were robbed.

00:28:36.320 So it's a bunch of, like, illegals with questionable citizenship status loitering around a liquor 1.00

00:28:43.940 store waiting for something to go down.

00:28:46.480 And then the guy who gets shot is the store clerk.

00:28:49.540 So it's not like an accidental, the victim.

00:28:52.280 He doesn't get anything.

00:28:53.040 Yeah.

00:28:53.400 He's not in on it.

00:28:54.620 He's got shot.

00:28:55.400 And he gets shot.

00:28:56.440 All right.

00:28:57.080 So the staged robbery crew operated professionally, we are told.

00:29:00.460 They used stolen cars and sometimes outfitted them with plates taken from other cars.

00:29:05.000 They would have getaway cars on standby.

00:29:08.220 There were obvious signs of advanced planning and know-how, but cops started to get suspicious.

00:29:12.100 Why would four or five seasoned armed robbers go through all that trouble for robberies

00:29:16.300 that netted them virtually no cash?

00:29:18.500 Most victims only had a few dollars on them, and the stores generally lost less than $100.

00:29:23.420 Why were robbery victims going to stores to buy something like that without taking enough

00:29:27.440 cash or credit cards?

00:29:28.940 The police finally caught a break when they arrested one of the fake robbery teams.

00:29:32.700 All of the members were juveniles, and almost none of them had histories of committing

00:29:36.740 serious crimes.

00:29:37.980 They were also more than happy to tell the police that the robberies were staged.

00:29:41.340 That the victims were in on it, but they didn't know why.

00:29:44.520 Federal prosecutors said on Friday that each purported victim paid thousands of dollars

00:29:48.840 for the privilege of being robbed at gunpoint.

00:29:51.560 Ringleaders then instructed the victims to be at a certain location at a specific time

00:29:55.340 to be robbed.

00:29:57.700 And then ultimately, state prosecutors dropped the charges against the robbers, because was

00:30:03.060 it really a robbery if the victim asked them to do it?

00:30:05.580 You know, it was kind of like a weird legal, like, I don't know if we're going to get

00:30:08.620 the prosecution.

00:30:11.420 And federal prosecutors said the robbers occasionally hit their victims, hoping to give the robberies

00:30:16.560 an air of legitimacy.

00:30:17.400 So it's basically just all fugazi, fake thing, so that they could get the appropriate visa.

00:30:23.600 And last piece here, after the robbery victims went to their local police department to secure

00:30:31.680 documentation they were victims of a crime that had qualified for them to apply for a

00:30:36.440 U visa, that's an immigration status reserved for victims of certain crimes who have suffered

00:30:41.580 mental or physical abuse, and are helpful to law enforcement or government officials in

00:30:46.060 an investigation or prosecution, right?

00:30:48.220 I just want to help.

00:30:49.120 So they all come up and they're like, oh, hey, can I get a copy of that police report?

00:30:54.200 Like, everybody's coming in and asking.

00:30:56.280 So this is so backwards and upside down that, like, they come into America and are committing 0.97

00:31:02.860 fake crimes to get this done.

00:31:05.760 Even more, better stuff.

00:31:06.920 And here's the thing.

00:31:08.020 We may have been misleading you, thinking these are Central Americans.

00:31:11.620 The men charged with conspiracy to commit visa fraud, along with four others, Bikabai Patel

00:31:16.920 of Elizabethtown, Kentucky, Nilesh Patel, Ravanaban Patel, Rajnikumar Patel of Racine, Wisconsin,

00:31:25.460 and Ravanaban Patel.

00:31:27.720 All Patels.

00:31:28.920 Patel.

00:31:29.520 So if you see a flock of Indian people coming into your store and just, like, kind of loitering 1.00

00:31:33.740 around while checking their watches, it's about to be a fake robbery, boys. 1.00

00:31:37.800 So, I mean, this, that's like organized smart shit. 0.98

00:31:41.860 I wonder who the robbery crews were if they hired local youths, you know, as the New York 0.99

00:31:46.740 Post would say.

00:31:47.700 But kind of crazy scenario and shows the desperation people are under to just stay in America under

00:31:54.440 any circumstances, right?

00:31:55.860 Yeah.

00:31:56.240 And this actually, this whole scheme, this went down in Texas, too.

00:31:59.920 And there was a bystander who wasn't in on it, who took his gun out, and you'll see here

00:32:05.600 in the clip.

00:32:06.380 This is video that we showed you in January of what looks like a robbery turned homicide

00:32:10.860 when police say a bystander shot and killed the robber and left the scene.

00:32:15.200 But now we know this robbery was a setup.

00:32:18.960 The man killed is 22-year-old Rashad Scott.

00:32:21.660 Court records say William X. Winfrey paid Scott to fake the robbery so that the fake victims

00:32:27.680 could apply for U-Visas.

00:32:30.280 Records say police found two other fake robberies Winfrey set up before this one.

00:32:34.780 He didn't deserve what happened to him. 0.99

00:32:36.660 And he was making a dumb decision. 0.99

00:32:38.460 I'm not defending him, of course, but he didn't deserve to die. 0.99

00:32:43.140 Very sad, but that's what happens when you do it in Texas.

00:32:46.440 Yeah, it's not actually just a free-for-all.

00:32:48.740 You can't control for every variable.

00:32:50.360 It's an extremely dangerous thing you're up to.

00:32:53.700 And R.I.P. in peace, right?

00:32:55.760 Yep.

00:32:56.140 Well, that's the end of our migrant section.

00:32:58.380 Let's move on to my favorite part of the show.

00:33:01.460 But no, man.

00:33:02.520 Migrants wouldn't vote in an election that they don't have any right to be in. 0.98

00:33:05.900 Yeah.

00:33:06.500 Come on.

00:33:07.020 Like, that's the main theme.

00:33:08.200 It's illegal.

00:33:08.600 It's illegal. 0.97

00:33:09.340 They would never fucking do anything illegal. 0.95

00:33:11.360 They do these entire rings of fake robberies, which are so illegal. 0.98

00:33:14.580 People are dying.

00:33:15.380 I know.

00:33:15.740 They're not going to vote.

00:33:16.620 And I'd be interested to see what the U-Visa spike is recently.

00:33:21.180 Once, you know, because once they discover a scam or a hustle, it just goes, boom, let's

00:33:26.100 hammer this until it's basically so easy to expose that this is a scam.

00:33:30.100 Yeah.

00:33:30.460 So I'm sure that's a straight line up.

00:33:32.280 Exactly.

00:33:33.040 All right.

00:33:33.440 Let's get into our conspiracy corner.

00:33:35.580 Page four.

00:33:36.380 Final page of housekeeping.

00:33:38.260 My favorite page of housekeeping.

00:33:40.000 A lot to unpack here.

00:33:41.300 All right.

00:33:41.780 All right.

00:33:42.100 First one is the Biden clip.

00:33:44.380 Him side by side from recent times and also him two years ago.

00:33:49.060 Let's pick the dates, Don.

00:33:50.800 I hear you're free on Wednesday.

00:33:52.420 Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020.

00:33:55.320 Since then, he hadn't shown up for debates.

00:33:57.080 Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again.

00:33:59.400 We'll make my game.

00:34:00.840 So clearly not the same Biden bot.

00:34:02.940 Obviously, the one on the right is AI.

00:34:05.360 But it could be the old clone versus the new worst clone.

00:34:09.420 Okay.

00:34:09.560 The most recent clone we're dealing with, Biden-wise, is a bad clone.

00:34:13.100 Yeah.

00:34:14.000 Every once in a while, there is a bad batch.

00:34:16.180 Yeah.

00:34:16.640 Yeah.

00:34:16.980 There is a bad batch.

00:34:18.120 But if it's not a clone, he could have been taken over by a varil lizard or a reptilian.

00:34:24.440 Oh.

00:34:24.900 V-R-I-L. 0.99

00:34:26.040 You guys should look it up.

00:34:27.300 V-R-I-L lizards or V-R-I-L reptilians. 0.97

00:34:31.080 They take over your body.

00:34:33.600 And it could have obviously taken over Biden in this situation.

00:34:36.660 The way they do it, they do it in a ceremony.

00:34:39.180 Oh.

00:34:39.560 The lizard, the elites will have like these reptiles take over humans in like a ceremony.

00:34:46.520 It's very painful.

00:34:47.440 Okay.

00:34:47.780 And that's like what a reptilian is.

00:34:49.200 Everyone says the reptilians.

00:34:50.320 They consume your soul and they take over your nervous system.

00:34:54.020 And then that's what like the term body snatcher is too.

00:34:56.680 Gotcha.

00:34:57.300 Yeah.

00:34:57.680 So.

00:34:58.560 Thank you for educating me on that, telling me that.

00:35:00.760 And they can also enter your body through parasites.

00:35:02.860 Okay.

00:35:03.100 It's like a small version and then it grows and eventually takes over.

00:35:07.380 So it's something to look into.

00:35:08.780 All I know is this one on the left here looks a lot angrier.

00:35:12.200 This one, he was kind of normal.

00:35:13.700 And this one, they got him mad.

00:35:15.360 Yeah.

00:35:15.820 Well, it could just be how the mask is around his eyes.

00:35:18.140 Okay.

00:35:18.520 Fair.

00:35:19.040 But the one on the right, it's definitely AI.

00:35:21.700 Okay.

00:35:22.060 And then the current one is maybe he's taken over by a virile lizard.

00:35:26.400 All right.

00:35:27.020 All right.

00:35:27.460 Let's get into cicadas.

00:35:28.780 Here's a picture of cicadas everywhere going crazy.

00:35:31.700 That's kind of the clip I was looking for.

00:35:33.240 Yeah.

00:35:33.600 You know, where are all the cicadas?

00:35:35.160 And then this guy thought he found a cicada, but look what he found instead.

00:35:39.360 Outside a while ago, when I got my dog, throwing his stick, we heard a bunch of coming across

00:35:44.820 the street.

00:35:45.920 I figured it was a bunch of locusts or bugs.

00:35:48.080 I don't know, June bugs or something.

00:35:50.300 They flew over our head, probably seven, eight feet.

00:35:52.960 One of them hit the pole and you could hear it on the ground.

00:35:55.940 I thought it was one of them.

00:35:57.040 Katie did things. 1.00

00:35:58.740 But you tell me, why in the hell would this shit right here be flying around? 0.99

00:36:04.440 Somebody please explain to me what the hell that is. 0.99

00:36:09.920 Hmm.

00:36:10.640 Pretty interesting.

00:36:11.700 Yeah.

00:36:12.020 Well, nanobot, a little surveillance bot, a little data collector.

00:36:15.700 It's not nothing.

00:36:16.480 Use the cover of all the broods of cicadas coming and then you send your nanobots out.

00:36:21.340 Okay.

00:36:21.660 What do you think the intention was?

00:36:23.260 What do you think the goal was?

00:36:24.300 Could be surveillance, could be more, could be worse, could be bio attacks.

00:36:29.700 Okay.

00:36:30.320 It's just something.

00:36:30.960 I mean, the guy found the thing.

00:36:32.200 Keep an eye out for it.

00:36:33.400 Yeah.

00:36:33.720 So in the cicadas, you might assume are just the bugs.

00:36:36.780 Look close.

00:36:37.480 We should put a bounty out as a show.

00:36:39.600 If you find one of those, please send it to us.

00:36:42.620 Send it to us.

00:36:43.260 We'll give you 500 bucks.

00:36:44.260 Yeah.

00:36:44.760 We need a bounty.

00:36:45.460 And a bonus land and a lot of merch.

00:36:47.560 Okay.

00:36:48.240 Why do you always overdo it?

00:36:49.920 Because I need the nanobot.

00:36:51.720 I want the nanobot.

00:36:52.480 You're over 100.

00:36:53.280 You're always overextending yourself.

00:36:55.100 Well, I really want it.

00:36:56.160 Someone's going to find a nanobot and be like, I don't feel like going to the post office.

00:36:58.880 Did you already forget about the planet fitness cancellation thing?

00:37:01.860 Well, it's harder to find a nanobot than it is to cancel planet fitness, especially with

00:37:05.360 a lot of you guys who weren't going anyway.

00:37:09.180 All right.

00:37:09.580 I'll give you that.

00:37:10.340 I'll give you that.

00:37:10.680 It's easy to cancel planet fitness.

00:37:11.700 I'll give you that.

00:37:12.400 But you always overpromise.

00:37:16.120 I want a nanobot. 0.54

00:37:17.460 Okay.

00:37:17.860 All right.

00:37:18.200 Next is a tweet about how there's potential terror against LGBT events.

00:37:24.640 U.S. State Department has issued a worldwide travel alert warns of terror threat against

00:37:28.980 LGBTQ events.

00:37:30.660 So this could be the black swan event they're looking for. 0.84

00:37:33.020 They could frame a Trump supporter who attacks some gay pride thing. 0.98

00:37:37.280 Okay.

00:37:37.620 And that kind of makes sense, right?

00:37:39.460 June is coming. 0.95

00:37:40.240 So there's going to be a lot of those gay events. 0.83

00:37:42.160 June is coming.

00:37:43.260 End of May is when they did George Floyd.

00:37:45.960 Ooh.

00:37:46.500 So it's like they're right.

00:37:47.600 They're in.

00:37:48.240 We're in the time period of we need the event to happen.

00:37:51.100 So it's a hot summer.

00:37:52.160 Yeah.

00:37:52.260 It's called a hate crime honey hole.

00:37:54.440 It's got a short window.

00:37:55.800 Yeah.

00:37:56.000 So we're in that window now.

00:37:57.720 So keep an eye out for a false flag attack and framing Trump supporters.

00:38:02.460 All right.

00:38:02.880 False flag.

00:38:04.520 Nanobot.

00:38:05.440 Viral.

00:38:05.960 Viral lizards.

00:38:07.140 Okay.

00:38:07.420 Reptilians. 1.00

00:38:08.020 Keep going.

00:38:08.300 Next is they put microchips and Parmesan cheese.

00:38:11.180 Someone DM me that.

00:38:12.180 All right.

00:38:12.920 Rings true. 1.00

00:38:13.680 I don't know who it is.

00:38:14.640 I haven't looked into it much more than that, but it's something to think about.

00:38:18.560 Okay.

00:38:19.480 Our second to last thing, the pyramids.

00:38:22.260 Can you read that?

00:38:22.880 I was silent in the vehicle on the way back to the hotel in Cairo.

00:38:26.540 My stomach hung like lead.

00:38:28.100 My colleagues with me on that second trip to Giza.

00:38:31.620 Giza.

00:38:32.280 Giza.

00:38:33.020 Geez.

00:38:33.760 Nudged.

00:38:34.560 Tess, you okay?

00:38:35.640 You're awfully quiet.

00:38:37.020 Once seen, this cannot be unseen.

00:38:39.000 And it's a labeled pyramid that says wave crest erosion, wave trough erosion, karst erosion,

00:38:45.180 and zero sea state waterline.

00:38:47.820 Yeah.

00:38:48.360 And this rings true to me.

00:38:49.440 You know why?

00:38:50.180 Why?

00:38:50.580 What's a beach with no ocean?

00:38:52.900 Sand.

00:38:54.400 Desert.

00:38:55.040 Desert.

00:38:55.600 Okay.

00:38:55.880 Right?

00:38:56.280 Yeah.

00:38:56.680 And what would the ocean look like if all the water disappeared?

00:39:01.380 I don't know.

00:39:02.240 Sand?

00:39:02.680 Coral?

00:39:03.120 Desert?

00:39:03.400 Desert.

00:39:03.920 Okay. 0.99

00:39:04.580 So you have like this desert, and it's like, damn, this is crazy. 0.98

00:39:07.840 Nothing grows here. 0.99

00:39:09.140 Okay.

00:39:09.460 But it could be because all the water left.

00:39:12.500 And then what you have left is all this sand and dirt from the bottom of the ocean, but all

00:39:17.000 the water's gone.

00:39:17.840 Yeah.

00:39:18.520 Here's where you lose me.

00:39:20.400 When this guy's tweeting, and he goes, I was silent in the vehicle on my way home back

00:39:24.200 to the hotel in Cairo.

00:39:25.400 My stomach hung like lead.

00:39:27.580 Reads like he's writing, doing a creative writing exercise.

00:39:31.600 Like he's trying to say like, look at how good I can do this.

00:39:34.540 So he lost me there.

00:39:36.320 They also found crustacean fossils near the pyramids.

00:39:39.960 Okay.

00:39:40.500 All right.

00:39:41.000 And also, some people think that the pyramids were like an anthill for the virile lizards

00:39:48.000 back in the day.

00:39:48.740 Okay.

00:39:49.240 And that's why they needed to get flooded.

00:39:51.100 But we're not going to get into that.

00:39:52.660 All right.

00:39:52.920 We're done with Conspiracy Corner, right?

00:39:54.160 All right.

00:39:54.220 Last but not least, some people are saying that the sun could have got swapped out on

00:40:00.760 that eclipse day.

00:40:01.840 Oh.

00:40:02.900 So keep an eye out for that.

00:40:04.620 I'm doing an experiment myself.

00:40:06.800 You saw me before put that plant outside, right?

00:40:08.980 Yeah.

00:40:09.400 I saw you.

00:40:09.760 I put out a plant and I put it outside so the leaves are facing away from the sun.

00:40:14.140 And I'm going to see if the leaves turn towards the sun.

00:40:16.680 If they do, it's the real sun.

00:40:18.100 If they don't, it's a fake sun and everything's going to die.

00:40:21.160 And then they're going to be like, oh, global warming.

00:40:23.360 All right.

00:40:23.860 All right.

00:40:24.100 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:40:25.080 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:40:29.900 All right.

00:40:30.580 Our first piece of Cringe of the Week is actually a stat.

00:40:33.780 A new article came out and it says, study risk of sun increases 12 times.

00:40:40.320 After gender affirming surgery, is anyone surprised? 0.99

00:40:44.480 Yeah.

00:40:44.740 So this was from a new study that came out and it said individuals who underwent gender

00:40:49.820 affirming surgery had a 12.12 fold higher suicide attempt.

00:40:55.500 That's interesting.

00:40:56.480 So that's kind of long been the thing that we always talk about on the show that they're

00:41:01.140 threatening.

00:41:01.600 Like if you don't let us get this care, we're going to.

00:41:04.440 Yeah.

00:41:04.740 I'm going to do it.

00:41:05.600 Do you want a daughter or a dead son?

00:41:08.300 Yeah.

00:41:08.440 You want a dead daughter or a new son? 0.99

00:41:11.220 Yeah.

00:41:11.720 That's what they try to do and threaten.

00:41:13.640 And obviously they have mental problems because they have all their wires crossed because they 0.95

00:41:16.760 think that they're the opposite sex. 1.00

00:41:18.500 And who would have guessed that after cutting your dick off and replacing it with a rotting 1.00

00:41:22.460 stink hole that smells like poop and is rotting out and you have to like painfully keep open 1.00

00:41:27.040 that you'd hate your life after that? 0.99

00:41:28.980 I don't know.

00:41:29.380 I can't imagine I'd want to live with something like that.

00:41:32.760 But I mean, that was just me vibing it out.

00:41:35.080 And it turns out I'm exactly right with this.

00:41:37.020 This was the Cass report apparently.

00:41:39.700 And, you know, there are still states out there that are letting the – they're going,

00:41:44.240 hey, gender affirming clinics, come on in, right?

00:41:46.120 Yeah, which is crazy.

00:41:47.580 And then everyone doesn't report this.

00:41:49.900 Like if you told this to trans kids, hey, you'll probably just grow out of it like everyone 1.00

00:41:54.200 knows. 1.00

00:41:54.920 You do a lot better than saying, well, let's start cutting you up. 0.99

00:41:57.880 What do you think you need? 0.93

00:41:59.140 Yeah.

00:41:59.400 What do you want?

00:42:00.000 What do you want off?

00:42:00.900 Yeah.

00:42:01.040 Do you think they're going to follow the science on this one?

00:42:04.680 No.

00:42:05.140 And it's sad.

00:42:05.820 It's leading – this is children.

00:42:07.240 This is just kids that are kind of messed up, that don't know any better, that need like

00:42:11.400 a accountable, secure adult in their life.

00:42:15.420 Someone to say no. 0.99

00:42:16.560 Who could say, hey, buddy, I know this shit's tough. 0.99

00:42:20.080 Just keep going to school and you'll get through it. 0.99

00:42:22.940 Hey, buddy, life's hard.

00:42:25.200 Ride it out.

00:42:26.180 Yeah.

00:42:26.620 You know?

00:42:27.180 Exactly.

00:42:28.140 Speaking of trans kids, a teacher got paid after a pronoun settlement.

00:42:33.820 Can you give that a read?

00:42:34.620 Former high school teacher Jessica Tapia, who was fired for refusing to use students'

00:42:38.920 preferred pronouns, has been awarded a $360,000 settlement from the Jurepa Unified School

00:42:44.800 District in California.

00:42:46.200 Good.

00:42:47.000 So, again, this is like the black-faced kids who had the acne mask. 0.95

00:42:51.300 It's like you could have skipped this.

00:42:53.040 You could have skipped the $360,000 in a legal battle if someone was just like, all right,

00:42:57.360 she's not doing it.

00:42:58.700 I can't fire you for that.

00:43:00.120 You're probably pretty right.

00:43:01.600 Yeah.

00:43:01.900 But this is kind of like we're getting wins slowly, you know, on who was right and who's 0.70

00:43:07.760 an idiot and what's constitutional and what's not and who's the victim. 0.98

00:43:13.460 Obviously, trans kids and people trying to push the messed up gender ideology stuff, right? 1.00

00:43:18.040 Yeah.

00:43:18.380 And who's perpetrating it?

00:43:19.700 The LGBTs.

00:43:21.060 Yeah.

00:43:21.460 All the Dylan Mulvaney's who say, oh, this is great.

00:43:24.540 Live your best life.

00:43:25.600 You need to go be who you are.

00:43:27.460 God made a mistake when he made you.

00:43:30.240 I think they should get the Rachel Maddow treatment. 0.99

00:43:32.980 I know.

00:43:33.100 They should go to jail for when kids do something horrible to themselves.

00:43:36.980 Nuremberg, The Hague, all sorts of trials.

00:43:39.720 And the MAGA hat jury looking at them like this.

00:43:43.020 We're going to deport 50 million illegals and we're going to put everyone else on trial. 1.00

00:43:47.280 Yep.

00:43:47.800 All right.

00:43:48.160 Everyone's getting on trial.

00:43:50.060 All right.

00:43:50.560 Let's go to our next clip.

00:43:51.560 It's not trans related.

00:43:52.580 Let's get off the trans topic. 1.00

00:43:53.880 All right.

00:43:54.120 These guys work at their Mercedes dealership and they're complaining that they don't get paid enough because the cars they make are so expensive.

00:44:02.480 Building a luxury car.

00:44:04.180 I should be able to afford something nice.

00:44:06.340 We have numerous cars that go in the six figure range and a Maybach can cost as much as a quarter million dollars.

00:44:12.080 We build about maybe 10 to 15 of those cars a shift.

00:44:15.840 So you're looking at three to four million dollars just on those cars alone.

00:44:19.520 You're selling a car for an obscene profit, but yet you claim you don't have the money to increase your overhead by improving your employees paying benefits.

00:44:31.380 That doesn't mesh.

00:44:32.540 That doesn't align.

00:44:33.740 It doesn't mesh.

00:44:34.300 Yeah.

00:44:34.680 So the car costs over 100 grand and what Mercedes gets all that profit, 100 grand of profit.

00:44:40.300 It goes right to them.

00:44:41.440 They take it to the bank and nothing else happens along that supply chain or the factory or the machines.

00:44:47.480 They don't cost anything.

00:44:48.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:49.220 It's like, do you own the patent for that V12 engine?

00:44:52.540 Do you own all the metal?

00:44:54.160 Do you own the multi-million dollar machines in the assembly line?

00:44:57.700 Why don't you go build one at home?

00:44:59.060 Yeah, you can build your own car kind of like a Mercedes, just a little different.

00:45:03.440 Don't infringe on the patents and go start selling cars, right?

00:45:06.540 Yeah, go build one at home is my recommendation.

00:45:09.640 And like I'm sympathetic to people who want to say like, hey, wow, Mercedes made record profits last year.

00:45:15.480 Like we're not getting paid as much.

00:45:17.760 The CEO got crazy stock options.

00:45:20.000 Like I'm sympathetic to that.

00:45:21.180 But then to kind of just say like, oh, I don't know.

00:45:24.140 We should get more.

00:45:25.360 Like you kind of need a plan and you kind of start to get annoying.

00:45:30.020 Yeah.

00:45:30.460 Like I'm not obviously a capitalist, exploit them, get the child labor in.

00:45:36.440 You know, there is a line, but then it's like you're one part of a giant machine that makes a car.

00:45:42.500 And then you think, because six cars rolled off the line in an hour, that means you're worth, well, six cars, $600,000.

00:45:49.100 And I should get half of that.

00:45:51.860 It's like crazy math and leaps and bounds, right?

00:45:54.600 As if there's no supply chain, no logistics.

00:45:56.880 No shipping.

00:45:58.180 There's not like a group of 10 people in hard hats who walk along the production line and cost, went to engineering school for years to figure out the best way to manufacture a car in the right process.

00:46:09.340 You know?

00:46:09.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:46:11.420 And then keep in mind, too, whenever the unions get their way and demand higher wages, all the car manufacturing just goes abroad.

00:46:18.580 All right, we'll do it in Mexico.

00:46:19.840 All right, we'll do it in China.

00:46:20.980 Kind of what happened, yeah.

00:46:22.060 That's what happens every single time.

00:46:23.540 There's actually a meme about this that you sent to the chat.

00:46:27.380 Yeah, this guy, he goes, this is like some Reddit type post.

00:46:31.080 He goes, I have to work an hour before I can afford to buy three of these.

00:46:34.640 And it's just something.

00:46:35.720 I don't even know what it is.

00:46:36.660 Some widget.

00:46:37.100 Some widget.

00:46:37.560 And he goes, I make 3,000 of them every hour.

00:46:40.680 And he's looking at the thing like.

00:46:42.940 His Reddit face looks like Rap Boy.

00:46:44.800 Yeah.

00:46:46.180 And then somebody quote tweeted it and said, we can't have factories in America because the white Reddit guy, you pay $27 an hour to push a button on a $1 million machine, immediately starts thinking he's the one making the product.

00:46:57.780 Yeah.

00:46:58.040 And if you make so many an hour, why don't you just start your own widget business?

00:47:01.180 Yeah, steal them.

00:47:02.360 I don't know.

00:47:03.280 Figure something out, right?

00:47:04.520 But there's like this alienation that comes where people just immediately think like, I'm doing this.

00:47:09.640 I'm the one.

00:47:10.580 They show up at work and they clock in and get paid hourly.

00:47:13.140 And the machine prints off 3,000 of them.

00:47:16.460 And he goes, I'm making these.

00:47:18.160 Yeah.

00:47:18.640 When you didn't do anything.

00:47:19.740 And then there's so much that went into it that got the assembly line up to assembly line status.

00:47:25.860 And then the final piece is, all right, plug in these people who know how to work this one part of the machine.

00:47:30.900 Yeah.

00:47:31.460 So people kind of forget.

00:47:33.380 All right.

00:47:33.980 Let's go to our next clip of cringe.

00:47:36.080 There was a Burger King bug found in this guy's food.

00:47:39.740 Look at this. 0.99

00:47:40.360 Bro, tell me why the fuck this thing just fell out of my Burger King and is now fucking moving on its own. 1.00

00:47:47.300 What in the actual fuck? 0.99

00:47:56.860 You hear him chewing still in the background. 1.00

00:47:58.940 Yeah.

00:47:59.220 He finished.

00:48:00.080 I think he bit around it.

00:48:01.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:02.820 According to our boy, Python Cowboy, that is a tapeworm.

00:48:06.480 Really?

00:48:07.180 Which is disgusting.

00:48:07.900 Yeah.

00:48:08.460 That gets in you and he starts siphoning off all your nutrients.

00:48:12.560 And it could be the early stage of a viral lizard.

00:48:16.600 Okay.

00:48:17.720 This is cringe.

00:48:18.980 Conspiracy theory is over.

00:48:20.260 Conspiracy corner. 1.00

00:48:21.020 So keep in mind, this is the kind of shit you find in fast food. 0.99

00:48:24.900 And a Whopper combo meal, Whopper fries and a drink is probably $15. 1.00

00:48:30.420 Less, right?

00:48:31.740 I think it's up there.

00:48:33.240 10, 11, 12.

00:48:34.080 You get the large.

00:48:34.600 I'll say it's 12.

00:48:35.500 Yeah.

00:48:36.360 And I think it's more expensive than that.

00:48:38.580 You can get a grass-fed ribeye steak for $10, $12.

00:48:43.700 Yeah.

00:48:44.340 $15, maybe slightly more expensive.

00:48:46.460 Yeah.

00:48:46.940 Why wouldn't you just do that?

00:48:48.340 I know.

00:48:48.800 That's the, that's kind of the thing with this inflation.

00:48:51.380 Uh, fast food is really pricing itself into like a retarded zone. 1.00

00:48:55.980 Yeah.

00:48:56.200 I can just get a chunk of steak.

00:48:57.880 Right.

00:48:57.980 I used to come here and get this, whatever combo meal.

00:49:01.200 Cause I'd get two cheeseburgers, a drink and fries for like $5.

00:49:05.400 It was slop.

00:49:06.260 It was $5.

00:49:07.280 We all knew it was slop the whole time.

00:49:09.160 It was $5 and it was ready in 30 seconds.

00:49:11.620 Right.

00:49:11.940 And you go on the way home or on your way to work and you get the dollar menu.

00:49:15.480 Yeah.

00:49:15.680 The dollar menu's gone.

00:49:17.140 The value proposition is kind of over and now there's tapeworms in the whoppers.

00:49:21.340 Yeah.

00:49:21.760 So just, you know, it's time to prioritize quality.

00:49:25.520 Yeah.

00:49:26.040 Let's go on to our next clip.

00:49:27.640 The food slop pile, this family's eating.

00:49:36.500 Sorry.

00:49:36.980 Only two uncooked hot dogs for everybody.

00:49:49.500 Yeah.

00:49:49.980 And then they fight over them and they're fighting over it.

00:49:52.560 I can't relate to this because, uh, believe it or not, um, because my grandfather, he used

00:49:58.980 to eat spaghetti with a fork and a spoon and he'd spin the spaghetti in the spoon with the

00:50:04.940 fork and he wasn't rich.

00:50:06.500 He didn't have any money, but he had class.

00:50:08.460 Yeah.

00:50:08.920 And classes and money, it's different than this though.

00:50:12.020 This is how Jerry eats.

00:50:13.240 Yeah.

00:50:13.600 This is very, this is a unique way to eat.

00:50:16.400 And I think I'm kind of on the, these guys are doing this to get a rise out of everybody.

00:50:22.440 They don't normally eat like this.

00:50:24.000 They don't put one overfilled plate slop pile in front of everybody and grab at it.

00:50:28.040 I think they're trying to piss everybody off on social media.

00:50:31.180 And also, you know who gets really pissed at this? 0.98

00:50:34.220 Black people. 0.99

00:50:35.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:35.480 Black people say you're setting us back 500 years. 1.00

00:50:38.180 They get pissed at this. 0.93

00:50:39.100 So I don't know.

00:50:40.020 I think it's more social media than it is what they're really up to.

00:50:42.460 I think it's real.

00:50:43.640 Fighting over the uncooked hot dog.

00:50:45.460 I think it's real because they post a ton of these videos.

00:50:48.460 So whether it's fake or real, they're still eating like a meal every day this way.

00:50:54.120 That's true.

00:50:54.780 Because they post every day or, you know, multiple clips.

00:50:57.940 So they're kind of doing something.

00:51:00.360 Yeah.

00:51:00.560 They backed their way.

00:51:01.760 It started as a joke.

00:51:02.800 But then all of a sudden you are eating like this every day.

00:51:05.580 So that has to do something to your brain.

00:51:07.180 Exactly.

00:51:07.620 Like if you posted 500 times in the last year or two, it's like you had 500 meals with your

00:51:12.720 hands like this.

00:51:13.420 And they are cooking the slop.

00:51:14.900 And they are cooking the slop.

00:51:15.840 And people do eat like that. 1.00

00:51:17.920 And I've seen it before where they dump like a goat's head on the plate and shit. 1.00

00:51:21.780 They start slurping up brains. 1.00

00:51:23.240 Slurp it up.

00:51:23.740 Yeah.

00:51:24.020 And you know how they say the family unit is the building block and foundation of the

00:51:28.540 West?

00:51:29.000 Yeah.

00:51:30.400 You know, things are going in a certain direction where if you have family units that are like

00:51:35.440 this, this is not Western, you know?

00:51:37.840 Yeah.

00:51:38.260 So if this becomes the norm in the West, what do you think happens to the West?

00:51:44.340 I think it's a civilizational level extinction event.

00:51:47.380 It goes down.

00:51:48.280 Decline.

00:51:48.800 It goes down.

00:51:49.840 All right.

00:51:50.260 Let's go to our next clip.

00:51:52.080 I think they know what they're doing though, for the record.

00:51:54.520 So you think they have forks and knives and good manners besides this?

00:51:58.160 Hmm.

00:51:59.540 All right.

00:52:00.360 All right.

00:52:01.440 All right.

00:52:02.080 Yeah.

00:52:02.480 No, I can't see any signs of that.

00:52:04.200 No one's setting the table.

00:52:05.560 Okay.

00:52:05.880 Let's just leave it.

00:52:06.600 No one's setting the table.

00:52:08.180 All right. 0.99

00:52:08.480 Let's go to the fat pig who wasn't pushed on the plane enough. 1.00

00:52:11.760 I'm a plus size wheelchair user and on a recent flight to the SeaTac airport, I requested wheelchair assistance, as I always do. 0.95

00:52:19.980 When it came time for me to deplane, I saw the employee who would be assisting me with my wheelchair waiting for me.

00:52:26.120 In the entry of the jet bridge, as I approached her and she realized she'd be assisting me and not one of the smaller passengers,

00:52:33.180 she started to walk away with the wheelchair while making comments about my size. 1.00

00:52:36.900 Even when I told her I really needed the chair and needed her to let me sit down in it, she blatantly ignored me and kept walking.

00:52:44.160 I was then forced to walk up one of the longest jet bridges I've encountered and she didn't stop. 1.00

00:52:49.920 By the time she let me reach the wheelchair and sit down, my lips were white.

00:52:54.200 My oxygen levels had dropped and I almost fainted.

00:52:57.220 This was my first time flying without oxygen.

00:52:59.380 This woman just assumed I could walk and would rather me do that. 1.00

00:53:02.640 Instead of her having to push someone my size up the jet bridge, all the other attendants wheeled their passengers up the jet bridge, but my needs were disregarded.

00:53:10.380 This is discrimination.

00:53:11.700 Nobody should be treated this way.

00:53:13.540 Hmm.

00:53:14.480 It's called too fat to fly.

00:53:16.360 Yeah.

00:53:16.760 Why are you taking so many flights, lady? 0.61

00:53:18.440 You're too fat to fly.

00:53:19.440 You don't know that yet? 0.98

00:53:20.440 Yeah.

00:53:21.120 And, you know, we're not being mean.

00:53:22.640 I saw a video over the weekend that was supposed to be sad.

00:53:26.120 It was a sad video and it was of a really fat guy on the back of a boat and they pushed him in the water to swim.

00:53:32.360 Yeah.

00:53:32.680 And then to get back on, like five guys had to push him up and they played this sad music in the background as if like he was dealt some tough hand in life or something or he was like disfigured.

00:53:42.980 Yeah.

00:53:43.180 As if he didn't eat six hours a day every day to get there.

00:53:47.660 You know, it wasn't his own absolute fault.

00:53:49.720 Right.

00:53:49.800 And he was too fat to swim. 0.90

00:53:51.300 Too fat to go on a roller coaster, too fat to ride a horse. 0.73

00:53:55.380 That comes quick.

00:53:56.240 Both of those come quick.

00:53:57.860 That comes first.

00:53:58.780 Yeah.

00:53:59.200 Then it's too fat to swim and then too fat to fly.

00:54:02.560 Yeah.

00:54:02.920 Like this is all stuff, but you play the bad music and you pull people's emotions and their heartstrings.

00:54:08.280 It removes the accountability from the situation.

00:54:10.980 This person wasn't dealt a bad hand. 1.00

00:54:12.780 This person was eating a ton of shit. 1.00

00:54:15.700 And I think we covered this girl before. 1.00

00:54:17.340 Or she was advocating for hotels, making their enlarging their hallways. 0.94

00:54:22.440 That's structural.

00:54:23.880 Yeah.

00:54:24.380 Structural.

00:54:24.780 So this girl, yeah, she, you know, the employee kind of used their discretion there and was like, I don't know.

00:54:31.560 The jet bridge is long for the employee, too.

00:54:33.780 And it's uphill.

00:54:34.740 That's a heavy push.

00:54:35.800 It's impossible.

00:54:36.640 It's dangerous for everyone else in the plane.

00:54:38.200 Maybe it was about the employee's lower back safety.

00:54:41.380 Maybe there were some things that you weren't considering.

00:54:43.700 Exactly.

00:54:44.280 She wasn't dealt a bad hand.

00:54:46.020 She ate too many pulled pork nachos covered in sour cream.

00:54:48.680 Oh, my God.

00:54:49.340 You see the sour cream dips and then she dips the pulled pork nacho in. 1.00

00:54:52.660 And then, like, you know, normal people, they go, that's too much sour cream.

00:54:55.700 They kind of spread it amongst another chip.

00:54:57.120 No.

00:54:57.940 That whole sour cream.

00:54:58.980 She goes, oh, that's too much sour cream. 1.00

00:55:00.360 And then she eats it anyway.

00:55:01.680 She eats it anyway.

00:55:02.480 She acts like she makes a mistake, but she slurps it up. 0.76

00:55:04.980 That's a really good point.

00:55:06.240 Yeah.

00:55:06.440 And it was probably fun getting that big.

00:55:09.580 That's the thing, too.

00:55:10.980 4,000 calorie days.

00:55:12.320 Don't tell me you weren't doing whatever you wanted, you know?

00:55:15.200 You were having fun then, and now you're miserable.

00:55:17.580 You have fun when you eat, and now you're miserable on the flight.

00:55:20.500 That's life.

00:55:21.860 You had the ups.

00:55:23.080 Now it's the down.

00:55:24.280 Exactly.

00:55:25.060 You ordered a cheese pizza before bed.

00:55:27.320 You drink the jug of the bucket of Mountain Dew.

00:55:30.720 I know.

00:55:31.220 That big gulp.

00:55:32.040 You go into the 7-Eleven on the day where it's, like, any container,

00:55:35.780 and you fill up a five-gallon thing.

00:55:37.520 Like, you know, that was fun for you, right?

00:55:39.680 Yeah.

00:55:39.920 It's not like you have some disease where your hair falls out or something, 0.99

00:55:42.820 and you're like, oh, man, it's just shitty and sucks, and it gets worse and worse. 0.99

00:55:46.680 That's fun. 0.99

00:55:47.580 Wearing a bathing suit is not going to be fun.

00:55:49.720 Going on a plane is not going to be fun.

00:55:51.340 You chose your fun, right?

00:55:53.080 Yeah.

00:55:53.780 And it was probably lit.

00:55:54.900 Yeah.

00:55:55.640 It was like you order Uber Eats.

00:55:57.000 You get Chinese food.

00:55:58.180 Pulled pork nachos.

00:55:59.160 We saw what you did.

00:56:00.500 You slurp it up.

00:56:01.660 All right.

00:56:02.740 Yeah.

00:56:03.100 Every day you do sushi, Italian, Chinese food.

00:56:06.580 It's a tour of the world.

00:56:07.860 It's a tour of the world.

00:56:09.120 Wow.

00:56:09.640 Lucky them.

00:56:10.280 Yeah.

00:56:10.500 The tour of the world is culinary.

00:56:11.840 You don't actually get on the plane and go.

00:56:13.380 So you're done.

00:56:14.480 You already did the fun.

00:56:15.760 All right.

00:56:16.140 Next section is urban decay.

00:56:18.840 In urban decay this week, we have updates from cities all across the country.

00:56:22.760 We have Chicago, L.A., Oakland, New York City.

00:56:25.760 Yeah.

00:56:25.920 It's going to be very good.

00:56:27.840 First is Chicago.

00:56:29.260 Yeah.

00:56:29.800 Basically, we have clips and we have stories.

00:56:32.460 We're just going to kind of do them all.

00:56:34.760 Yeah.

00:56:35.060 And we're going to go fast.

00:56:36.020 And this is non-migrant Chicago. 0.86

00:56:38.380 So we already covered the migrant stuff, the measles, the fake robberies, all that.

00:56:42.240 And then now this is the you-know-whos.

00:56:44.260 So first is the knife fight.

00:56:47.560 Yeah.

00:56:47.820 Here we go.

00:56:49.100 This is broad daylight downtown Chicago.

00:56:52.200 Everyone's running.

00:56:52.960 And now it's a full-blown knife fight.

00:56:54.840 Three knives, you know?

00:56:57.040 And they're big.

00:56:58.380 I think this might be migrants. 0.75

00:56:59.960 This could be migrants. 0.86

00:57:00.760 I think it is. 1.00

00:57:02.880 Damn. 1.00

00:57:03.380 There you go. 1.00

00:57:03.880 I know.

00:57:04.200 That's how close you are.

00:57:05.340 Huge knife fight.

00:57:06.420 I know.

00:57:07.340 And then there was a robbery attempt on some lady's house.

00:57:12.600 Check out this story.

00:57:14.000 And then the police didn't come for four hours.

00:57:16.800 Michelle says she and a neighbor chased them down the street.

00:57:19.440 Then she says she called 911.

00:57:21.440 They told me dispatch was on the way and to wait outside.

00:57:24.020 She says she waited and waited and called and called.

00:57:27.560 Criminal trespass in progress.

00:57:29.400 But no police.

00:57:30.760 An hour and a half goes by.

00:57:31.880 I called a sixth time.

00:57:33.820 And I asked to speak to a 911 supervisor.

00:57:36.540 And he suggested I call my alderman.

00:57:39.660 And I said, why would I call my alderman?

00:57:41.060 He said, encourage him to hire more police.

00:57:43.560 Wow.

00:57:44.300 Yeah.

00:57:44.600 So now it's becoming political.

00:57:46.320 And that's Wicker Park.

00:57:47.180 That's like a nice, pretty affluent area in Chicago where the criminals are imported to.

00:57:52.560 They don't live there, the people who are committing the group home invasions. 1.00

00:57:58.180 So she had her place attempted to be robbed. 0.95

00:58:02.620 She called the cops.

00:58:03.720 And the cops tell her to call.

00:58:06.160 Call somebody else.

00:58:07.280 Call the alderman.

00:58:08.280 What's alderman?

00:58:09.540 It's a political position in Chicago.

00:58:11.540 It's kind of like a neighborhood representative who, yeah.

00:58:14.280 Is that only Chicago?

00:58:15.240 Maybe.

00:58:15.880 So call your local community representative and tell them to hire more police.

00:58:20.560 Yeah.

00:58:21.420 Like, I just got robbed today.

00:58:22.840 Yeah.

00:58:23.260 No one came.

00:58:24.120 I'm looking to hand someone the videotape of the suspects.

00:58:27.000 I'm not looking to get into politics right now.

00:58:29.220 Exactly.

00:58:29.800 And you know how the Biden administration always says, like, oh, crime's down.

00:58:33.280 Yeah.

00:58:33.400 But it's mostly because, like, no one's reporting their crime anymore.

00:58:36.640 That's the same in that situation and this next clip of people fighting out in the street.

00:58:42.420 Yeah.

00:58:42.620 This is taken from, like, a high rise in, again, a nicer downtown area of Chicago. 0.82

00:58:47.820 A group of urban youths are just beating the shit out of somebody. 0.67

00:58:52.000 And then in front of the building, it says, for lease. 0.96

00:58:54.740 Yeah.

00:58:55.160 It's like, I'm sure.

00:58:55.960 No one, yeah.

00:58:56.580 No one wants to be there.

00:58:57.560 This crime is horrible.

00:58:58.520 And I'm sure it's for lease.

00:58:59.860 For lease, a flagship opportunity.

00:59:02.120 Your store could be looted by these same beaters.

00:59:05.400 And back to what you were saying, it says, this was from CWB Chicago, who also, shout

00:59:10.520 out to CWB Chicago.

00:59:11.780 They're one of, like, the no-nonsense, like, true detail-oriented crime reporters and websites

00:59:17.860 in Chicago.

00:59:18.640 They were also the ones who covered the migrant robbery thing that we were talking about to

00:59:24.300 get the U visas.

00:59:24.980 They do a good job.

00:59:25.720 Yeah.

00:59:26.420 But here's the context, which is kind of what he said about crimes not being reported.

00:59:31.760 Via the Citizen app shows a group jumping a man at 39 South State Street yesterday afternoon.

00:59:37.460 Several people reported being randomly attacked by the group along Michigan Avenue, the best 1.00

00:59:42.660 shopping district in Chicago, near Millennium Park.

00:59:45.480 No arrests, no formal police reports located.

00:59:49.160 So the Citizen app is buzzing, but crime doesn't get reported that a group of five kids

00:59:53.840 are stomping people out in the most, the nicest, one of the nicest shopping areas in

00:59:57.800 Chicago, right?

00:59:58.560 And according to the Biden administration, nothing happened.

01:00:01.660 Yeah, crime is down.

01:00:02.680 And then this guy gets beat up and he goes, am I going to wait six hours for a cop to

01:00:06.060 tell me to call an alderman?

01:00:07.600 No, I think I'll just walk home.

01:00:09.400 I'll just take my fat lip and go home.

01:00:11.080 I'm not that bad.

01:00:12.360 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:13.040 And then in Chicago as well, there's a lot of gang violence here in this park.

01:00:18.180 What's the name of this park?

01:00:18.960 North Avenue Beach.

01:00:19.840 So this is actually, again, a lot of these in Chicago.

01:00:22.880 Wicker Park was that first one.

01:00:24.200 If you know Chicago, you'll understand.

01:00:26.280 Wicker Park, the Magnificent Mile, near Millennium Park.

01:00:31.100 And then this is North Avenue Beach, which is like, Chicago doesn't have that many beaches.

01:00:35.620 And this is one of, North Ave is like Old Town.

01:00:38.240 So it's a nice part, but the street rats get there anyway, you know?

01:00:42.800 As always.

01:00:44.760 Looks like a big fight.

01:00:52.660 Attacking the car.

01:00:59.400 Car decides to throw it in drive.

01:01:01.380 And, you know, and that was a gang related thing.

01:01:08.580 Ran over two people.

01:01:09.980 Yeah.

01:01:10.220 The commenter said, this is actually a gang fight. 1.00

01:01:13.180 You can hear someone say, King kill a bitch. 1.00

01:01:15.040 Looks like the occupants of the SUV are Latin kings. 1.00

01:01:17.880 So gang violence at North Avenue Beach, boys.

01:01:21.020 Yep.

01:01:21.340 And then there was a tweet that kind of recapped the past week or weekend in Chicago.

01:01:25.840 A weekend.

01:01:26.560 Yeah.

01:01:26.780 What a weekend in Chicago.

01:01:27.980 Migrants fighting in Pritzker Park.

01:01:29.580 Again, nice area of town.

01:01:31.620 Migrants knife fighting downtown.

01:01:33.440 So that was migrants. 0.99

01:01:35.100 Migrants kidnapping two people in Jefferson Park.

01:01:38.020 50 people shot.

01:01:39.420 Three killed, including a mass shooting in Garfield Park.

01:01:42.480 Several burglaries, robberies, and carjackings.

01:01:45.420 Wow.

01:01:45.840 What a lovely place.

01:01:47.060 So it's becoming way worse when you brutally mismanage a city for this long.

01:01:51.920 Like, the police used to beat back people and actually police, and the crime would stay in the criminal pockets.

01:01:57.640 Now it's a free-for-all, and all the nice areas are at risk of driving away the nice suburban people who actually spend their dollars, and they don't steal off the rack.

01:02:08.060 Yeah.

01:02:08.340 They actually buy stuff when they go shopping.

01:02:10.300 So they're at risk of losing that.

01:02:12.000 And then when it comes to the police and what they're doing, we have people like Kim Fox who are trying to get them to not be allowed to do police tactics.

01:02:20.740 Not having an impact on public safety.

01:02:23.200 State's attorney Kim Fox tonight tells the I-team that before she leaves office early next year, she wants traffic stop-based searches by police to be prohibited unless there is a public safety threat.

01:02:34.440 Doing these searches, again, searches that have a disproportionate impact on black and brown communities that don't net a public safety benefit, we should not do that.

01:02:45.820 I don't think we need to listen to you when it comes to what helps public safety and doesn't, because look what the situation we're in right now.

01:02:53.680 Yeah.

01:02:54.380 And Kim Fox is the one who wanted to let Jesse Smollett off and got re-elected after that.

01:03:01.700 And also, one thing I have a problem with, she kind of lumps in black and brown people. 1.00

01:03:06.640 Brown people are kind of getting the short end of the stick on that.

01:03:09.720 Yeah, that's a good point. 0.96

01:03:10.600 We're with black people?

01:03:11.960 I don't know.

01:03:12.640 I think their crime numbers are pretty on their own.

01:03:15.700 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:03:16.440 In their own category, right?

01:03:18.040 Anyone not white. 0.88

01:03:19.160 Yeah.

01:03:19.780 And so, like, this is, again, one of those things that we've talked about where the fair jumpers have arrest warrants, right? 1.00

01:03:26.620 The people, it's kind of like broken windows policing.

01:03:29.340 And so, if some guy turns across two lanes while he's speeding, and then you pull him over and the car smells like marijuana, yeah, we're not going to prosecute it if you also find a gun in his car and then those bullets are linked to something.

01:03:43.320 We're not going to prosecute that because it disproportionately affects black and brown people.

01:03:48.700 Thanks, Kim Fox.

01:03:49.620 Thanks, Kim.

01:03:50.680 All right, let's go to a new city.

01:03:52.260 Let's go to LA.

01:03:53.280 All right.

01:03:53.820 This one's a little less chaotic, but still very bad.

01:03:57.960 This old man was attacked in broad daylight for his Rolex.

01:04:02.320 We're getting a look at this violent robbery of a man's Rolex watch in downtown LA.

01:04:06.440 The robber follows the victim into this building on East 1st Street last month, knocks him to the ground.

01:04:10.920 The attacker then starts to pull the watch off the victim's wrist, hitting him hard and repeatedly until he knocks the victim out cold.

01:04:17.740 The attacker then takes the watch and runs off.

01:04:20.040 But just this week, police say they caught the robber.

01:04:22.200 Detectives believe there are likely additional unreported victims of their suspect, 25-year-old Pablo Garcia.

01:04:28.180 They're encouraging those people to come forward.

01:04:30.680 Maybe it is black and brown.

01:04:33.000 Pablo Garcia.

01:04:34.320 Yeah, Pablo Garcia, they got him and they had a decent-sized bond for his bail.

01:04:39.540 Good.

01:04:39.660 I think it was like 400 grand or something.

01:04:41.080 Oh, that's the thing, too.

01:04:42.180 So you can kind of rob someone, but this is just a strong arm you're knocking out like an elderly man. 1.00

01:04:49.520 Who probably served in a war.

01:04:50.780 I know.

01:04:51.480 Sad.

01:04:52.000 And then another situation in LA was this zombie girl. 1.00

01:04:56.100 Yeah, this is the pursuit suspect who, for 45 minutes, led LAPD in a pursuit, slamming her van into patrol cars multiple times, causing at least one officer to crash.

01:05:04.440 And then crashing head-on into innocent drivers on the 405 freeway.

01:05:08.480 And here she is, all bloodied up, looking crazy. 0.99

01:05:10.760 What do you think? 1.00

01:05:11.320 Virile reptile shit took over or what? 1.00

01:05:13.500 It looks like it's fully taken over, yeah. 1.00

01:05:15.720 And there's your white woman in urban decay, guys. 0.99

01:05:17.980 There you go.

01:05:18.580 That's your apple.

01:05:19.820 Equal opportunity offenders.

01:05:21.980 Yeah.

01:05:22.280 All right, let's go to Oakland.

01:05:24.000 This one is kind of my favorite.

01:05:26.600 So first things first, the streetlights in Oakland were replaced with stop signs because the homeless were taking all the copper wires.

01:05:33.460 A drive on the busy East 12th Street, you'll come to this high-hanging stop sign above the road.

01:05:40.120 Neighbors say city workers replaced the traffic lights with four-way stop signs in the last week.

01:05:45.440 They're just telling us that the city is giving up on us.

01:05:49.500 Courtesy of Google Earth, this was how the intersection looked before.

01:05:53.680 But neighbors say those lights haven't worked in months.

01:05:56.520 They were either blinking red or completely out.

01:05:59.320 This is a brand-new solution to a problem that's taken many forms here.

01:06:04.100 Mason Young lives near the intersection.

01:06:06.600 He believes the stop signs are better than non-working traffic lights, which he believes-

01:06:10.920 Nice.

01:06:11.260 The hipster doofus thinks it works better. 1.00

01:06:13.960 Trans idiot. 1.00

01:06:14.580 And then if you look at the beginning of this video, you can see just the row of RVs and semi-homelessness along the encampment. 0.99

01:06:22.600 And I think part of the reason they did this is because people were trying to steal the copper wiring that were for these lights.

01:06:29.260 And then they hack into the lights and they use the power.

01:06:33.080 Yeah.

01:06:33.620 The electricity.

01:06:34.480 It sucks all the power and the electricity out.

01:06:37.740 The same thing happened to Tesla.

01:06:38.960 We'll play the clip here in the background, but I think this was in San Francisco, which is Northern California as well.

01:06:44.320 They just cut all the wires in the Tesla chargers because there's copper inside.

01:06:47.980 They don't care how illegal it is or who needs it or what it's for.

01:06:52.760 There's just copper right there.

01:06:53.960 No one's guarding it.

01:06:54.840 There's copper there.

01:06:55.500 Right now, I can get $20 a pound for it.

01:06:57.960 I'm going, baby.

01:06:58.900 And this is one of those things where I get so pissed off because not only are we like the congressional budget, all the L.A. and San Fran spending on homelessness.

01:07:09.500 I think we covered it's running into the multiple billions.

01:07:12.500 We spend so much money on them and then they in turn cause damage to us.

01:07:19.140 It's kind of like there's a little deal in place.

01:07:22.480 It's California. 0.97

01:07:23.740 All the rich people take care of you retards. 1.00

01:07:26.340 Just don't fuck with our stuff. 1.00

01:07:28.120 But then they're slicing the Tesla thing. 0.99

01:07:29.840 So it's not only wasting money on them, but then they're causing economic damage back to you.

01:07:35.560 Right?

01:07:35.680 Yeah.

01:07:35.980 That's a good point. 1.00

01:07:37.100 So they're not fulfilling their end of the social idiot contract. 0.99

01:07:41.320 That's a good point. 0.99

01:07:42.240 And then our last clip from Oakland, this old man had his Corvette stolen.

01:07:45.660 No consequences in this city.

01:07:49.100 People can steal and rob.

01:07:51.100 God, it's like a stab in the heart.

01:07:54.020 So they knew how to drive the car because it was a stick and they just went right out.

01:07:59.380 It hurts because it's my life.

01:08:02.140 My whole life has been the hot rod cars since I was 14 years old.

01:08:07.900 Poor guy.

01:08:08.900 80-year-old man just has one nice thing, the Corvette.

01:08:12.240 And what happens?

01:08:13.760 Just gets stolen.

01:08:14.600 Nobody's locked up enough.

01:08:16.060 So his 1959 Corvette worth 200K is gone.

01:08:20.140 And that was days before his 80th birthday.

01:08:22.340 Poor guy.

01:08:22.960 Very sad.

01:08:24.260 All right.

01:08:24.600 Let's go to New York City.

01:08:26.300 All right.

01:08:27.260 We're hitting them all. 1.00

01:08:28.240 We're hitting them all. 0.99

01:08:29.020 New York City.

01:08:29.680 They're surfing on top of the buses.

01:08:31.640 Yeah.

01:08:32.180 There's something new.

01:08:33.580 Señores, miren lo que es Nueva York.

01:08:35.360 Miren lo que es Nueva York.

01:08:38.600 Nueva New York, man.

01:08:40.240 Nueva York.

01:08:42.740 No bueno.

01:08:43.300 No.

01:08:43.680 Yeah.

01:08:44.140 No blanes.

01:08:44.880 They're on top of the bus.

01:08:46.780 That's enough.

01:08:47.560 We get it.

01:08:48.340 Yeah.

01:08:48.520 I'd like to see those. 0.98

01:08:49.520 You know, I wasn't going to say die, but I'd like to see them get severely injured on that. 0.97

01:08:53.780 Fall off and see what happens next. 0.96

01:08:55.380 Yeah.

01:08:55.560 Um, let's go to our next clip.

01:08:57.780 This woman who I think used to be Miss Miss USA or USA, New York or whatever. 0.94

01:09:03.740 Uh, she, this is like a new style of mugging kids are doing. 1.00

01:09:06.640 If you live in New York City or know of anyone who lives here, be careful.

01:09:13.080 Yesterday I was sitting in Madison Square Park in nature, minding my business, listening to a podcast.

01:09:20.540 And these two boys came over to me and they were fundraising for their basketball team.

01:09:25.680 Um, they allegedly play in South Bronx and they can't afford their uniforms.

01:09:30.340 And they were giving me the whole spiel.

01:09:32.880 I agreed to give them some money, but I didn't have any cash on me.

01:09:36.480 So they accepted Venmo and Zelle.

01:09:39.120 You guys know where it's going.

01:09:40.640 The kids took her phone, sent themselves $2,000, ran away.

01:09:45.740 There was never a basketball team.

01:09:47.540 It's like, it's like the end of a movie, like a Leo DiCaprio movie.

01:09:50.760 Everybody wakes up.

01:09:52.320 There was never a basketball team.

01:09:54.080 Like, uh, what's his name?

01:09:55.900 Zimmer.

01:09:56.540 Yeah.

01:09:56.920 Hans Zimmer.

01:09:57.680 It's like, he's conducting an orchestra.

01:10:00.640 How are you going to buy your uniform?

01:10:02.320 Oh.

01:10:03.120 There was never a uniform.

01:10:04.300 Sand goes between her fingers. 1.00

01:10:06.340 So this girl got fucking cooked. 1.00

01:10:07.900 She's an idiot. 1.00

01:10:08.660 She let two young black kids have her phone and then they sell themselves $2,000. 1.00

01:10:13.460 And there's nothing they can do.

01:10:14.900 The police can't help you.

01:10:16.160 She's calling the bank.

01:10:17.780 That's probably one of the worst parts about being a victim of one of these crimes.

01:10:21.020 The eight hours on hold or talking to a representative or trying to, you know,

01:10:26.300 you set yourself up for eight hours of work, basically trying to get a transaction reverse.

01:10:30.400 And exactly like you said, there's not much the police can do when you hand your unlocked

01:10:33.820 phone with your banking apps to a stranger, young entrepreneurs, you know?

01:10:39.780 And that's where the phrase, if there's blacks don't relax comes from. 1.00

01:10:43.200 Oh, you went there.

01:10:45.880 Lots of phrase people say, and it's from situations like this.

01:10:48.620 Well, and then not only that, but this, it's like they do these crimes and then I'll never

01:10:54.820 donate to a basketball team ever.

01:10:57.520 There probably is a legitimate basketball team.

01:10:59.600 There was actually a outside of Publix recently.

01:11:01.840 I gave a nice group of young white girls 10 bucks because they were in their softball uniforms 1.00

01:11:07.480 and their mothers were there.

01:11:09.300 I believe them.

01:11:10.220 I, that ring true to me.

01:11:11.980 Two kids walking up with a box of candy in central park or we're at Washington square

01:11:15.300 park.

01:11:16.240 Doesn't ring true to me.

01:11:17.360 Yeah, me neither.

01:11:18.480 All right.

01:11:18.880 We have a couple of articles with some euphemisms versus a New York city brute.

01:11:23.700 Yeah.

01:11:24.060 NYC brute kicks 79 year old in face, knocking him out and vicious unprovoked attack. 0.88

01:11:29.760 Attack. 0.97

01:11:30.360 Thank you. 0.95

01:11:30.720 NYC brute.

01:11:31.500 And then a knife wielding maniac who allegedly smashed windshield of NYPD patrol car with

01:11:36.560 cops inside before attacking them released by judge.

01:11:39.500 Well, we knew where that was going.

01:11:41.180 We knew he wasn't going to get locked up by judge.

01:11:43.520 Even though the guy had a knife and he attacked the cops.

01:11:45.720 Then he gets released by a judge.

01:11:47.620 And then unrelated, New York city cops headcount is at an all time low.

01:11:52.340 Faces record lows not seen in decades.

01:11:54.960 200 cops leaving each month.

01:11:56.880 Why would the cops leave?

01:11:58.200 Why would the cops leave?

01:11:59.540 The knife wielding maniac.

01:12:01.220 They need to catch him again.

01:12:02.880 The judge let him out.

01:12:04.280 Exactly.

01:12:05.460 All right.

01:12:05.880 Our last page of urban decay.

01:12:07.780 These are some tweets that kind of just summed up what's going on.

01:12:11.920 And you know how everyone was like mad when George Floyd died.

01:12:15.700 Yeah.

01:12:16.140 And like, you know, Joe Biden gives a speech at Morehouse and says black people are under

01:12:20.580 attack. 0.97

01:12:21.180 And you have all these things to fear and white supremacy is the biggest problem.

01:12:24.780 And it makes you think that like there's actually an issue.

01:12:28.840 Yeah.

01:12:29.100 And then you might think that like, oh, black people are nervous about this issue.

01:12:34.220 That's why they're so upset.

01:12:36.200 It's actually not the case.

01:12:37.780 And there's a tweet that summed it up about how black people don't hate injustice. 0.96

01:12:41.780 They actually just hate white people. 0.98

01:12:43.400 Yeah. 0.98

01:12:43.620 This is kind of in relation to the Tyre Nichols case who was violently beaten by five black 0.64

01:12:48.720 Memphis police officers.

01:12:50.020 And this tweet is from Amiri King.

01:12:52.360 He says, black people don't hate injustice. 0.98

01:12:54.540 They hate white people, plain and simple. 0.99

01:12:56.460 Most black people, not all. 1.00

01:12:58.580 Case in point, 20, 29 year old Tyre Nichols was beat, was violently beaten to death by five

01:13:03.620 Memphis police officers.

01:13:05.160 We all saw the gruesome footage of the beating.

01:13:07.140 It made me physically wince.

01:13:08.840 However, the incident sparked one two thousandth of the outrage Derek Chauvin caused by kneeling

01:13:13.860 on an overdosed George Floyd.

01:13:16.100 One was infinitely worse than the other, but nobody cared.

01:13:19.040 Why? 0.57

01:13:19.900 Because Derek Chauvin was white.

01:13:21.500 Full stop.

01:13:22.520 Think about it. 0.99

01:13:23.500 More than 88% of murdered blacks are killed by other blacks. 0.99

01:13:27.640 In fact, murder is the number one killer of young black men. 1.00

01:13:31.200 But nobody bats a fucking eye. 1.00

01:13:33.100 It's business as usual. 1.00

01:13:34.480 But as soon as Daniel Penny eats a man for threatening to kill an entire subway car full

01:13:39.060 of passengers, all hell breaks loose. 0.99

01:13:41.420 Racist. 1.00

01:13:41.940 You white supremacist me. 1.00

01:13:43.940 Let me tell you something. 1.00

01:13:45.380 Killing black people is like saying the N word. 1.00

01:13:47.480 It's okay as long as you are black. 1.00

01:13:49.880 And fuck you if you don't like it. 1.00

01:13:51.380 I speak nothing but truth. 1.00

01:13:53.280 Cope, sieve, loot, auto zone.

01:13:55.400 If this gets you in your feelings, good. 1.00

01:13:57.200 That means I don't fuck with you. 1.00

01:13:59.200 All right. 1.00

01:13:59.560 I kind of read it a little long there. 1.00

01:14:00.800 He kind of just started shit talking. 0.99

01:14:03.020 All right. 0.99

01:14:03.760 You're fine.

01:14:04.060 But that's exactly true. 0.99

01:14:04.920 Like that situation where those five black cops killed that guy. 0.99

01:14:08.640 They stomped him out. 0.99

01:14:09.740 That was way worse than George Floyd. 1.00

01:14:11.860 That was Rodney King level shit. 1.00

01:14:13.820 And no one cared. 1.00

01:14:14.400 On camera, beating, coming back to it.

01:14:16.780 And nothing happens, right?

01:14:18.540 Yeah.

01:14:18.900 But nothing happens.

01:14:20.240 No one cared.

01:14:21.440 Which is interesting.

01:14:22.600 And then, you know, just to be fair here on the show, here's a white guy getting confronted

01:14:26.920 by the police.

01:14:28.380 He's getting in the cop's face.

01:14:30.140 We're going to censor the part where he gets shot. 0.94

01:14:32.620 He's got a mental breakdown. 0.88

01:14:33.940 He's got a death wish, right?

01:14:36.200 And he starts heading over to the cops.

01:14:39.560 He's got a knife in his hand or some sort of weapon. 0.96

01:14:42.860 And then he gets shot and killed. 0.99

01:14:44.840 Yeah.

01:14:45.960 But we don't look at that and go, oh, that could have been me because I don't ever aggressively

01:14:50.640 approach cops with weapons.

01:14:51.940 I have no empathy or any sort of, you know, feeling of standing with this guy.

01:14:58.440 We're not going to extrapolate and be like, cops are killing us or we're under attack.

01:15:02.440 And I'm not going to go loot Tommy Bahama. 0.99

01:15:04.420 I'm not going to go loot the Brooks Brothers store, even though their shit's so expensive 0.99

01:15:08.660 and it's never on sale. 0.99

01:15:10.040 Yeah.

01:15:10.400 It'd be a good time to get it for free with some justification.

01:15:12.760 I know.

01:15:13.760 All right.

01:15:14.160 I really want to loot the Brooks Brothers.

01:15:16.380 I'm glad we made our points and went full circle with it.

01:15:19.440 Yeah.

01:15:19.640 Let's go on to uplifting gold.

01:15:21.920 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:15:23.440 We have some uplifting stuff that will make you happy and forget all that negative, horrible

01:15:28.320 stuff we had to cover.

01:15:29.640 Yeah, we had to.

01:15:31.120 First is the guy who pranks the Asian cleaning lady.

01:15:34.420 I just need your help with this.

01:15:37.340 What is that?

01:15:39.300 Can you just help me wrap the legs?

01:15:43.540 Oh, okay.

01:15:44.540 Who is that?

01:15:46.460 Sorry?

01:15:47.120 Who's that?

01:15:47.740 Just the last maid. 1.00

01:15:52.660 It's my first time.

01:15:53.760 It's your first time?

01:15:54.760 Yeah.

01:15:55.200 Yeah.

01:15:56.120 I came here to clean.

01:16:00.020 And we can fast forward a little bit.

01:16:02.400 She eventually helps him drag out the body.

01:16:05.380 And they go, oh, it was just a prank.

01:16:07.200 He's alive.

01:16:08.000 We're just pranking you.

01:16:10.740 But she was down.

01:16:11.960 You're my accomplice.

01:16:13.200 She was down to help.

01:16:14.200 And that's not an actor.

01:16:15.400 I know.

01:16:16.020 So I like that, actually.

01:16:17.780 All right.

01:16:18.520 It's pretty good.

01:16:19.320 Okay.

01:16:19.680 You found that uplifting?

01:16:21.020 Moving a woman willing to commit a heinous crime, covering up a murder. 0.79

01:16:24.740 You found that uplifting.

01:16:26.140 Yeah.

01:16:26.540 All right.

01:16:27.000 That's how the Asians are. 1.00

01:16:27.940 They don't complain.

01:16:28.680 They don't rat you out.

01:16:29.700 They go, what's the job?

01:16:30.760 And when can I leave?

01:16:31.860 And where's the money?

01:16:32.800 Okay.

01:16:33.100 So respect.

01:16:34.360 Fair.

01:16:34.820 Rat roulette.

01:16:36.080 Yeah. 0.97

01:16:36.380 For all you degenerates out there. 0.84

01:16:38.800 New place to put your paychecks. 0.99

01:16:42.120 So they put the rat underneath.

01:16:43.560 They spin the thing around.

01:16:44.960 They pull the top off.

01:16:46.880 And the rat goes to one of the holes.

01:16:50.340 It's rat roulette.

01:16:51.880 It's roulette with an extra step. 0.98

01:16:53.560 It's a sentient rat.

01:16:55.300 It's kind of lit.

01:16:56.440 Yeah.

01:16:56.860 There you go.

01:16:57.960 That's uplifting.

01:16:59.060 Six.

01:16:59.660 Six one.

01:17:00.820 Very cool.

01:17:02.060 All right. 1.00

01:17:02.440 Let's go to the guy who eats shit on the jump. 1.00

01:17:05.880 All right. 1.00

01:17:06.860 This is Americana.

01:17:08.500 It's a little wet out.

01:17:10.360 And the jump is just a table. 1.00

01:17:14.340 Now you're fucked. 1.00

01:17:15.560 I like that, though. 1.00

01:17:16.580 Yep.

01:17:16.900 And then let's do the model plane landing perfectly.

01:17:22.240 Here it comes.

01:17:26.920 Pretty good. 1.00

01:17:28.520 I can fuck you up. 1.00

01:17:29.440 Yeah, I can fuck you up. 1.00

01:17:30.480 Then we'll go to Bryson DeChambeau, who got second place in that golf tournament over the weekend. 0.99

01:17:35.940 He went to give a ball to a kid that he signed.

01:17:40.080 But then some guy took it.

01:17:42.100 And he went and caught the guy.

01:17:44.840 Get that ball back.

01:17:47.540 And he brought the ball back.

01:17:49.420 Man for the people.

01:17:50.460 And he said, make sure you give it to that kid.

01:17:53.320 That's uplifting.

01:17:54.400 Yeah.

01:17:54.740 The kid got it.

01:17:55.640 Bryson DeChambeau, show watcher.

01:17:57.060 And presumed show watcher.

01:17:58.980 Presumed.

01:17:59.520 And Bryson does a big signature on the ball.

01:18:01.500 So, you know, give it to a kid, not some scalper or some little rat who runs away.

01:18:05.580 So I forgot to say presumed.

01:18:06.780 Yeah.

01:18:07.020 Presumed.

01:18:07.380 And then our last clip is this baby who's very sophisticated.

01:18:13.240 Yeah.

01:18:13.400 This has kind of been going crazy on TikTok.

01:18:15.920 So.

01:18:16.660 I have a question for everybody.

01:18:19.160 Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando?

01:18:21.860 Me.

01:18:23.720 Me.

01:18:24.840 The baby should know that.

01:18:26.380 He knows how to do it.

01:18:27.640 The baby should not say me.

01:18:29.160 Right.

01:18:29.640 And this has sprung on some memes.

01:18:31.980 So.

01:18:32.540 Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando?

01:18:34.940 Me.

01:18:35.240 I would be delighted, mother, to accompany you on this exhilarating excursion.

01:18:43.660 Pretty good.

01:18:44.600 You get the point.

01:18:45.380 Another AI one, right?

01:18:46.800 Yeah.

01:18:47.200 I have a question for everybody.

01:18:49.780 Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando?

01:18:52.700 Dearest mother, oh, how the heart yearns to impart upon thee the splendor and magnificence

01:18:57.420 that is the Four Seasons in Orlando.

01:18:59.820 Imagine, if you will, a relative.

01:19:02.040 TikTok's going crazy on this baby.

01:19:03.620 But it's nice to see an advanced baby, you know?

01:19:06.500 Advanced.

01:19:07.000 Very advanced baby.

01:19:08.340 So.

01:19:08.400 Yep.

01:19:08.740 I don't know.

01:19:09.640 That is.

01:19:10.240 I don't know what our point is, but it's good to see some people are still operating at

01:19:13.840 a high level, even as a toddler or below toddler.

01:19:16.960 Yeah.

01:19:17.340 Infant.

01:19:17.840 And it's good to see babies.

01:19:19.140 Yeah.

01:19:19.660 Babies make you naturally happier.

01:19:21.560 Absolutely.

01:19:22.160 That's why we end the show with babies a lot. 0.99

01:19:24.060 Smart.

01:19:24.460 All right.

01:19:24.840 We're ending the show.

01:19:26.460 We usually do our shout outs on Friday and that's going to continue, but we do have one

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01:19:41.240 In the rat chat.

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01:19:59.480 You're a pillar of the rat chat and have a great day.

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01:20:10.240 The drywall.

01:20:10.940 The drywall.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - May 21, 2024

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