＂IT'S MA'AM＂ PART II
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This week on Fucking Socks, we find more lizard people in our government, we teach you how to spot them, a lovely trans person is upset that no one defended them against three masked urban youths, and the LGBTs need to add wing dysphoria to the stupid list of things they care about, and last but not least, Russia and Ukraine are both hosting Pride events and we ll compare the two. All this and more on this week's episode of Fuckedin' Socks.
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All right, welcome back to Fuckin' Socks, the podcast, episode 94.
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Today on the show, we found more lizard people in our government.
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We're going to teach you guys how to spot them.
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Then, this lovely trans person is upset that no one defended them against three masked urban youths.
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Then, the LGBTs need to add wing dysphoria to the stupid list of things they care about.
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And last but not least, Russia and Ukraine are both hosting Pride events.
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All this and more, it's Fuckin' Socks, the podcast, episode 94, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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It's Fuckin' Socks, the podcast featuring Richard.
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We got three pages of really well thought out, important stuff that we have to get through.
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LeBron's son had a coincidence earlier in the week.
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And also, there's been a lot of people who have been like, this is the most common cause
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So it's like, I don't get what those people are doing it for.
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Every year, forever, there's been kids that go down and have a heart problem.
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But now it's like a lot more common and it's famous people's kids.
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And then LeBron also in 2021 said that he got vaccinated and felt it was the best suited
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And then USC as well, where LeBron James Jr. goes heavy vaccine.
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I think someone DM'd me and said, I had a doctor's appointment there and they were still
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So he probably got the booster, the booster, booster, and the booster, booster after that.
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And then there was also some studies that came out and people are now saying that, oh, we
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actually had problems quantifying people if they died with COVID versus from COVID.
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We're some of the smartest people in the world.
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And again, it's like, oh, we'll fix that three years late.
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Everybody knew it, you know, on our side at least.
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Also, Hillary Clinton is blaming Republicans for climate change.
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Thank a MAGA Republican or better yet, vote them out of office.
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So I have a little bit of a theory and it's not a full schizo corner theory because I think
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it's just actually correct and it is not that schizophrenic.
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But basically, I think there's going to be a lot more heart problems and people going
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down and dying suddenly for who knows what reason it's baffling.
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And I think that the Democrats are going to say it's from climate change and they're going
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All the vaccine deaths and all these premature deaths, they're going to say, oh, it's because
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Everyone's having heart attacks because it's hotter and they're going to blame everybody.
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Let's go to our next section, the doppelganger section.
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We obviously stopped doing these, but we do have some compelling doppels this week that
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we would have done if we had continued the section.
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Richard Rapboy, do you have any or is it all me?
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And then here's me watching the girl ride the rodeo thing.
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And then there's me again in Italy knocking out some migrant.
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And then if you want to watch Tuesday's episode, that is linked in the description as well.
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Let's start with that guy who's that lizard spying guy who's spying on the person in the Senate.
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It's a fiction spying thrill, but it actually happened, and it happened in our own government.
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And he could even be tapped into the guy talking and talking for him like the lady last week.
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So he's just focused on the person, but in his head, his brain is just saying all the words that this guy is saying.
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And obviously lizard people, they replace people when they can.
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So like oftentimes someone will die, and then instead of saying, oh, so-and-so died, they'll just put a lizard in their body, and then that person will run the cadaver of the dead person.
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Very similar to the Men in Black character, sugar.
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It's like that, and after a certain amount of time, the lizard people infiltrate areas.
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For example, Obama's entire secret service is lizard people at this point.
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And then, you know, the chefs, Hillary Clinton had a chef who died, remember, in 2015?
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Those are one of the only few normal people left on the staff of someone like Obama or Hillary, and it has to be a normal person because lizards eat rats and are loose.
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So you need to have, like, a normal person doing the chef work because if you had a lizard person, they go, oh, I found this rat.
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And they eat, like, bugs, and then they feed off of our louche.
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So that's why the chefs are kind of most likely to get snuffed and put down because they are one of the last normal people.
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Mr. President, you didn't touch your steak, and he's, like, feasting over the corpse of something else.
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I never ask him if he really, really, really believes it because I want that gray area between us.
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And with all the lizard people and how they are and all that stuff going on, I've been giving myself opportunities to receive messages from future me.
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And I watched the movie They Live the other day, that, I think, 80s or 90s movie about the guy who has the sunglasses.
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And he takes them off, and he sees the propaganda.
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So, like, something in my brain was trying to tell me to watch that movie, and then a week later, we're exposing all these lizard people.
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Mitch McConnell had a lizard-adjacent situation happen.
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He just froze up and then basically woke up in front of a podium halfway through a speech.
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Which is kind of like a nightmare you would have.
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It's like a dream where you feel like you're giving a speech, and everyone's looking, and you're not saying anything.
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Everyone's waiting for your next words, and you just have nothing in the chamber.
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So, you know, it's easy to say, oh, Mitch McConnell's a lizard person.
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And that's why they bring him around to do all their bidding.
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They don't even know where they are or what they're doing, but their lizard handlers are making them go around and do the bidding of the lizard people's best interests.
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Or Mitch McConnell could have died a long time ago and then got replaced with a lizard.
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I just think Mitch McConnell is a senile old man.
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Not senile necessarily, but, you know, they're fucked up.
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Which is why the lizards are able to get him easier.
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How does your theory incorporate the lizards, though?
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My theory is really, really, really old people just love staying in power in Congress well beyond their means and years.
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And we have John Fetterman, Dianne Feinstein, and Mitch McConnell.
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And then it makes me go back and think, like, was there anybody who was just a real decrepit piece of shit back in the 60s?
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You know, like, still some senator who was born in 1859 and just there wasn't social media.
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I think a lot of these people stay in power because when they leave power, it vacates their spot to someone who could see the corrupt operation they were running.
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So, they kind of have to stay till the very end.
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And then it's like, we're not going to arrest Dianne Feinstein now.
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We have a bunch of good fan shout outs this week.
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As you can see in the background, people are writing Fleckus Talks, the podcast, best new podcast of all time on pieces of wood at construction sites they're working on.
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Obviously, people knocking over the rock piles.
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And we have a – let's do this one, the Ceviche Boys.
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We're down to Miami, but I just got done with a tennis practice, and we're going to head down to the Commanders after this.
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Also, I want you to know, Fleckus Talks is the new best podcast of all time.
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So glad that we have a cool young audience that is very based.
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Moving on, we have our first Snarf – well, our second Snarf Snarf W.
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We had the van a few weeks ago, Snarf Snarf O'Vanion.
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I got this message from Josh, one of our followers.
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They named a one-year-old pit bull Snarf Snarf.
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Obviously, I can't recommend anyone go adopt this dog.
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At first, when I saw it, I was kind of bummed out.
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I was talking to Richard, and I was like, you know, the pit bull on death row at the dog pound, that's what we can – that's the Snarf Snarf we can pull out of this.
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And then I was telling Raheem about that too, and he said – he made a great point.
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He said, you don't win trophies by exclusively beating big teams.
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You've got to beat all the teams along the way.
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There was a National Pulse article that came out.
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Jeb linked Bud Light lobbyist tops DeSantis' campaign cash haul.
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A guy who lobbies for Bud Light was DeSantis' top donor?
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I was thinking, Ron DeSantis, here's a free tip.
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I think you should be the one who tries to bring Bud Light back to the right way.
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I think we can get the right wing to drink Bud Light again if Ron DeSantis promotes it.
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If he endorses Bud Light and says, hey, guys, it's been enough time.
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In other news, Ron DeSantis drops Will Chamberlain, a prominent conservative thinker from the campaign.
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We were giving them out for free here on the show.
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And Cernovich has been saying this angle like, I love Ron DeSantis.
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Like Ron DeSantis, a big, big craw or what do you call it?
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But DeSantis, like Trump was getting indicted and DeSantis is just like, zip, zip it.
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So big L for the campaign there and bodies are hitting the floor, it looks like.
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And then DeSantis also said that the 2020 election was fair and square.
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How does that reconcile with, you know, oh, we need to shore up the elections and stuff
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And then I saw recently people were bringing up Kamala Harris tweets from 2019 saying,
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we need paper ballots so Russia can't do anything.
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Um, also Dylan Mulvaney's, uh, he charges 40 K for his speech.
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We previously reported that, uh, Dylan Mulvaney got 26,000 from the university of Pittsburgh
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I'm reminded of lyrics from, uh, from dire straits money for nothing.
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So if you see him, congratulate him and then, you know, heckle him a little bit.
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Uh, someone in my building where I live just threw out their Christmas tree.
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We were out at the dumpster throwing away some big bulky box trash and I saw a fresh brown
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You could have made it to like end of September and been like, yeah, it's a brown tree.
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We, I found this thing, this thread of people selling mirrors, I think on the Facebook marketplace.
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No one knows how to take a picture of the mirror.
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This guy's taking a picture of his phone to sell his phone.
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And then look at the message that he's getting.
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So it's like, you're immediately being, you're obviously being questioned about your product.
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You know how the middle East cracks down on women really hard.
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You know, like they cover up and they don't let them do stuff.
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I think that be that I think that comes in waves and it gets worse.
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The cracking down of women gets worse in the middle East when Western women are acting
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So it's basically like if our Western liberal women weren't so embarrassing, the Muslims
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wouldn't be cracking down on women because they're so scared their women are going to
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So it's almost like progressive liberal women's fault for whatever's happening in the middle
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It's like when you sent the, when you sense the horde at the, at the gates, you kind
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So they look over here, what we're doing here, we're celebrating abortion.
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Everyone's naked in the street in front of the kids.
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The worse our women, our Western progressive women get, the worse the Muslim women get
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treated because we're, they're so scared of their women becoming our, I think that's
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We watch, we sometimes watch nineties movies during the day.
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Like we're working and then we toss on a nineties movie.
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But Uncle Buck made us kind of put everything down and focus for a little bit.
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But we focused on Uncle Buck and you kind of get this idea that Uncle Buck is a loser.
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His niece was like a teenager and some guy was trying to take advantage of her.
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Uncle Buck gets a bad rep, but fat uncles unite.
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And it was kind of like a, uh, toxic masculinity in a good way.
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You know, that phrase is obviously gay toxic masculinity, but, um, it was like interesting
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to see an old movie where it shows like a guy like that.
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It's a movie, but, uh, a guy like that in a good light using it for good, you know,
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Um, remember last week I had that list of things I don't like Reba, pesto.
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It's like, are you sure we need to add foam to this?
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And it's like, so did you see something on Instagram?
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And then the guy's like frothing up egg whites and then puts like foam on top.
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And I even get that Ben Shapiro did a review on Barbie.
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I bet it was like some person on his team or if they wanted the video to go on a certain
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site or whatever, they had to take some stuff out.
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But the more important thing here, try that in a small town.
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No, we've told everyone on this on the show before that we basically you can make anything
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So for that, it would be try that in Rob small town.
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And it's basically like any song can be a Rob song.
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So you can always send me Rob songs if you guys are doing Rob songs.
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Maybe a karaoke that gets turned into a Rob song.
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Send him a voice memo of your favorite song, but with a Rob twist.
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Speaking of new music, we found a new singer that we like.
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Kevin Smiley Music is his Instagram in the description.
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This is some white woman from Kentucky who's a sorority girl dubbed the Queen of Chaos
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appears in her 10th mugshot as she boasts, this is one of my favorites.
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I stole a car, wrecked it, and then brought it back to my dorm.
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I'm going to have to stay consistent and say she should be locked up and taught a lesson.
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And that could, you know, guys, you could look at this and go, oh, I could save her.
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I, you know, this, you know, she's fun, whatever.
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Your clothes will be thrown out like an old movie.
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She'll punch herself and tell the cops you hit her and they're going to kind of believe
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It's not good to hitch up with a volatile person long term.
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This guy's in the hospital with an ankle injury.
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And he's watching the doctor POV where the nurse.
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I was going to say this is bad, but it could be worse because that at least means she cares.
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But I feel like wrapping an ankle is like day one shit.
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There's no like, you can't accidentally kill a patient wrapping an ankle.
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And we're not, we're not even going to talk about aliens at all.
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I feel like we just should because the alien disclosure kind of happened.
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I thought I did with the lizard people, but I guess it didn't.
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And a lot of it is about like reverse engineering aircraft that America has, which I guess if you
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believed the guy on Joe Rogan in 2015, you already knew this.
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He's had multiple appearances on how he was firsthand reverse engineering stuff.
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Um, but for real though, like it's lame to hear it from our government.
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It just makes it like corny and like not believable.
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And I don't trust it because you're letting us know now, right before the 24 election.
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You could have let us know in the last hundred thousand years.
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He tried to tip us with, uh, inventing Space Force, I think.
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We really need Space Force for interdimensional wars.
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They're going to just use aliens to make a one world government.
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So they may, they might even have aliens fake attack us so we could all unite.
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The UN can send the, the, the white helmets here or the blue helmets.
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They're going to come here, protect us from the aliens.
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Uh, and then, you know, that's, that's what they're going to do.
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It's going to be an operation blue beam type disclosure.
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That's the end of housekeeping, uh, before we get into cringe of the week, make sure
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Our first clip is the trans woman versus the urban youths.
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Oh, you don't want to call me a man in my face.
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What do you got to say about transgender people?
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The real question is, it doesn't matter if you're transgender or not.
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Are you with the people that march and be like, we're coming for your kids?
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I don't need to get you to stay up off the school.
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Honestly, I didn't have no idea what conversation you were having.
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So the waitress in the Che Guevara shirt wasn't progressive enough.
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And you notice how like every single thing that this person's mad about is just about validation.
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It's about validating their identity to everyone else.
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So it's like you need to on camera say, I'm a woman.
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And also, it's just about, there's no argument.
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It's just, you sure you want to say that in front of a couple hundred people?
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Why didn't you stand up for me against those three ski-mast urban youths?
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And that's like, this is the perfect side of the time stuff.
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And the Che Guevara shirt, we know which side she's generally on, right?
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But when it comes to the urban youths, it's not progressive enough.
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And then there was last week on the show, remember the person who said, we need to help
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lighten the load for trans people and do their dishes.
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There used to be a time when cis people would look out for trans people and do their laundry
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Where all the cis people will take care of you trans people and do what you need to do.
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You just got to take the pills that come in the little white cup and, you know.
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Every cis people will take care of you for the rest of your life.
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Yeah, let's see what the other mentally stable, very stable geniuses are up to.
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My ideal gender-affirming care as, like, a trans non-binary person is kind of fucking weird.
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Um, and I would love to get a single mastectomy.
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And then I want to, like, wear some, like, strange clothes that I made myself that'll, like, cover the boob part
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and then just let my other non-boob out in the open so that people will just look at me like,
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I don't want to take testosterone, but not for my whole life.
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I want to take it for a couple years, get the permanent effects, um, and then go off of it.
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And maybe I might decide to go back on it later, but it's kind of just going to be, like, a fluid thing.
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Um, wouldn't it be so cool to be a trans guy who just has a kid?
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Yeah, so you want to have a kid so you can say fuck you.
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Uh, I want the one boob because it would look so cool.
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And I want to be a trans dad because fuck you, right?
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So it's all these weird internal things that she wants to do to massacre herself, mutilate.
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It's for the world to be like, huh, that person's unique without just, you know, a fat girl like
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Like their self-worth, their self-worth, their self-worth.
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Their ability to make people around them pretend they're normal and good.
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Well, not, and not even that, just get their attention, you know, not even be normal and
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Clearly there's nothing normal and good about this.
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There's like a thing where like, oh yeah, you see me?
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Not everyone's 1950s, male and female, like you thought.
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So it's all about like changing everyone's perception and then making them say, oh, this
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And if it's, if it's not, you're going to put you on camera, put you on social media.
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And it's kind of like a thing where they're doing this stuff for shock value.
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And you know, back in the day, it'd be Marilyn Manson pissed on somebody.
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And this is like, your shock value is just existing.
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So instead of doing, performing an act, your shock value is your whole identity.
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Um, and I mean, that's the point because who would care about this lumpy girl anyway?
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And this is where they get funneled to, into some weird freak shit from an online community
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They are just trying to ruin things and make things less normal for everyone else.
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Oh, that body I was made, that I was made into from God as a woman, I cut one of the tits
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off and now I have a hairy chest and I take testosterone.
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Trans person plus one is like a network, a network of people you want to avoid or be concerned
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So if you're in this person's friend group and one of your friends starts amputating
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body parts that aren't needing to be amputated, you're kind of in the T plus one.
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Do we want to go to the second half of this where she kind of reveals something?
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You can say it's not for me, but you don't have to hate your body to be trans.
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And when I, when, when I was, when I was younger, I thought I had to hate my body to be trans.
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Like if you don't hate your body, you can't be trans.
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You have to hate yourself, hate yourself or you're not transgender.
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Well, it's just such a flawed way of looking at it.
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I just wanted to make sure we have to hate yourself to be part of the community.
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Um, so the T plus one, there was a T plus one, uh, was it Reddit post or 4chan?
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So, uh, T plus one, we obviously gave the lessons.
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Stay away from anybody who really heavily associates with a trans person.
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And this is a show watcher, I believe it has to be.
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Um, it's, it's posted on the male to female subreddit.
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Uh, it says my fiancee went no contact with me because of my transition.
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Hey babe, I think I'm going to be a fucking girl.
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You, you can't, you can't be like, oh yeah, sure.
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I still like you, you know, rent's cheaper with two of us.
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Because when you do get out, it's tough because when you do get out, you're public enemy number
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Cause like you're, you're part of their transition where it's like, I did it even though I lost
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So it's like you become like part of their, uh, villain, the villain origin story.
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And then you have to, and they might villainize you and then they might get obsessive and
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Cause you, you thought it went missing during the move, but you don't know what happened.
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And he knows where you work and you're not trans friendly and it gets ugly quick.
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But a good move because if you stayed, it would get ugly in a different way.
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So it would get, it would get ugly, uh, with long hair.
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Hi, my name is King and I'm a non-human alter in a DID system.
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And I'm making a discord server for people who experience wing dysphoria is of course
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And it is also open to, I think they're called wing kin.
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Literally anybody who experiences wing dysphoria.
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You're thinking of Zelda in your stinky basement.
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And I think you're confusing that with your real life person.
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Uh, you, you took Dungeons and Dragons too seriously and now you think it's real.
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It's getting pretty, these are bold moves from these people.
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This is kind of like the thing you would do in the 1920s and you get lobotomized.
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You get brought to a place and it kind of just like fry your brain and then leave you in
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This is the type of shit where if it was 1956 and you said this to someone, you'd get taken.
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So it's kind of amazing that they have this new free opportunity to explore and there's
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And like, obviously that was the meme for a long time.
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Those kinds of bits got old, but they really are just fucking making up whatever they think
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And the attack helicopter thing was like a very early meme to all this.
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Oh, no one thinks they're an attack helicopter, but it's a funny joke.
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And these autistic people are getting sucked into vacuums like Jumanji.
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And I don't know how to explain it or how to stop it, but I guess the parents need to
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I like to imagine, you know, that Sopranos meme where Christopher Moltisanti is explaining
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I like to do that for stuff like this, where it's like, hey, T, they feel like they got
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wings because some of their non-human headmates might be a bird.
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They got all kinds of stuff living in their head.
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Ukraine and Russia are both having pride events.
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Um, so basically Ukraine, so pride month is the same month every year, like, and that's
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international, that's globo homo as we call it.
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Um, and so pride month's over in Ukraine, but Ukraine is going to host a pride week to
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raise funds for the war effort, uh, in the city of Kharkiv.
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Uh, so yeah, Kharkiv, which actually took bombs.
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Uh, and so it basically says that it's going to be a, we unite for victory pride parade.
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Uh, the event will feature a flash mob, uh, during Kharkiv city day on August 23rd, a charity
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festival, as well as pride march throughout the city.
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Uh, funds given to the organization will go towards the needs of the military who defend
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They get excited about when their enemies doing gay pride parades.
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You give them bulletin board material and you're telling them the date where they could
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I want to get this on their record here on the show.
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You tell Russia that you're having a gay pride parade in like a city that was recently
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You have a gay pride parade and then Russia attacks.
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And then you say, oh, Russia attacked us, uh, human rights violation.
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And it's like such a globalist thing where you have to have a pride parade or in that
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You have to go get your twinks out in the street and we'll send you the billions.
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But you got to do the twinks in the street first.
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Imagine Admiral Levine calling direct the twinks in the street now.
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So, you know, on September 3rd, we're going to be in this.
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And whether it's Russia who attacks or if it's a false flag to pin Russia and blame
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So odds taken out on that, uh, heard it here first.
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And then Russia had some sort of pride demonstration, I think, last week.
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The hysterical people get rounded up and bust out of there.
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Speaking of who's correct and who's not correct, this new church, I saw this on my Instagram
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Uh, I'm not sure, but it says, stop hating gays, lesbians, and transgenders church.
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Oh, so sometimes it's hard to tell if you're on the right team or not.
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If you're going to your church and they made the name of your church, stop hating gays,
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lesbians, and transgenders church, you might be going to the wrong service.
00:44:27.380
Um, let's go to the lady ripping down subway signs.
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So this Asian lady's not happy about the advertisements that are too sexual.
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It's funny because that's kind of the thing that they would probably go arrest these people
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And they would actually enforce the law and say, oh, you vandalized.
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And meanwhile, someone gets stabbed on the subway and no one cares.
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It's good to see some people are still awake, you know, and not just letting the wave of
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woke cringe shit just wash over them and ruin their life and take their kids with them.
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We'll show a picture of her first and then play this video.
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She's a finalist for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit.
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And they all sent submissions in to be a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model.
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And if you remember, the last one we covered was a guy with a dick.
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I've got cellulite and a pooper you can hold on to, baby.
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She is giving charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
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It sucks because like Sports Illustrated Corporate opens this video and they're like, we have
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Nothing screams I'm confident like yelling how confident you are.
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Uh, years of like sharpening a skill and competing against other people in the industry
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Uh, my kids, I have confidence in my workplace, you know, I worked out and then I gained 40 pounds
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It's like in a, in the, in the past, if you weren't confident, it would be okay, go work
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And now it's, well, just say you're confident and then we'll make everyone else lie and
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Um, and it's also like a thing for sports illustrated where they're trying to make sports
00:48:06.120
illustrated, like bend the knee and adjust their beauty standards for like the globalist
00:48:11.800
So it's like, you have like a, an institution like sports illustrated and you're basically
00:48:16.940
saying, Hey, beauty is now fat people and ugly people and women are now transgenders.
00:48:23.620
And then they're ultimately the bag holders are the African American community who has
00:48:29.580
like the highest percentage of obesity in the world.
00:48:32.800
Like American blacks have American black women specifically have super high rates of obesity
00:48:38.660
and Oh yeah, I'm confident in my type two diabetes diagnosis, you know, like shit's going
00:48:52.560
Do you want to preview what we're going to do in bonus land a little bit?
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Um, we have an example of why makeup should be illegal.
00:49:07.720
Uh, there was an Asian hate crime that resulted in the person who did the crime getting a GoFundMe.
00:49:13.760
Uh, we have a couple of pets we want to show you guys.
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And we go over what we would do in the same situation if someone on the show ended up becoming trans.
00:49:28.260
So we kind of go through our, uh, our, what's our action list?
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Um, and then yeah, a bunch of disgusting clips too.
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Another naked lady out and about shooting a gun this time.
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Hey, now that she shot the gun, the cops can move in and arrest her.
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Before that was just normal Northern California stuff.
00:50:37.500
Now that you shot the gun in traffic on the highway naked, the cops can finally move in.
00:50:41.920
And I'm sure there was no pattern of behavior or earlier incidents that kind of should have
00:50:46.580
resulted in, you know, a visit to a doctor or, you know, a lockup.
00:50:53.200
They wait until the gun goes off and then that's when they can move in.
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I'm sure she was an upstanding citizen before this.
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So this person in reality probably hasn't been like a respectable person in society for 10 years.
00:51:11.000
Maybe, you know, if you're naked shooting the gun.
00:51:16.720
And that's, and that's part of the thing with the bail and the catch and release nature of
00:51:23.200
It's like, you kind of don't get stuck away until you do the really bad thing.
00:51:34.380
And that's why we have a whole section called urban decays.
00:51:36.880
Cause they don't lock you away until the knife actually goes in the guy's body.
00:51:39.960
They don't lock you away until you actually kill the cop.
00:51:42.860
You know, uh, until then it's the revolving door of petty crime and oh, whoa, it escalated.
00:51:47.960
And before you shoot the cop or stab somebody, you're robbing stores, you're fighting people,
00:51:53.520
you're robbing people, you're vandalizing, you're breaking car windows.
00:51:58.840
So you have to just deal with that until they eventually do something that's a little too
00:52:03.380
far, like shoot a gun naked in traffic on the highway.
00:52:08.000
And then unfortunately, a lot of times an upstanding member of society is dead by the
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So that's, that's why we have an urban decay section.
00:52:18.060
This was a video taken by, um, a UPS guy, I believe outside of, or somewhere in San Francisco
00:52:24.100
showing the car theft and where they dump all the stuff.
00:52:29.460
So the street rats will rob people and then they'll dump whatever they didn't use in this
00:52:36.200
So here's all your vacation luggage with all your clothes and random stuff.
00:52:40.500
They just took the phone chargers out, whatever they could sell, whatever was quickly sellable.
00:52:45.800
And so this is another thing that we always talk about is the, the price to like impact
00:52:52.960
I don't even know what to call it, but like these guys come, they break your car window.
00:52:58.600
Then they steal all your luggage and to replace your clothes and your wardrobe value, that's
00:53:06.940
And then they dump it on the side of the highway, take whatever's valuable or easily resellable
00:53:12.780
Whatever you got in your bag, that the one thing that they actually can use, they sell
00:53:17.980
And then the total value to you is like 750 bucks.
00:53:22.800
And so it's just like a loss, an economic loss.
00:53:31.440
I might do the, they might wreck your whole $800 worth of shit, you know, for fucking 20
00:53:46.480
Why wouldn't the mayor take an easy win on this and be like, okay, we're starting a new
00:53:54.040
We need a dedicated 20 man squad just on the vehicle break in thefts.
00:54:00.340
So it kind of makes you wonder why would anybody not take that easiest dub ever?
00:54:05.700
The Democrats need, for some reason, the crime to be high and horrible for everybody.
00:54:11.980
I'll do the New York City average day in New York.
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Here's the street rat who's trying to break a window.
00:54:21.400
And you have like the stupid model person who thinks they're doing something in some
00:54:25.040
And then a street rat like violent behind them trying to break a window.
00:54:42.000
They did some freaky ecstasy warehouse parties and shit.
00:54:46.620
Now you got the bum trying to break everything.
00:54:48.640
And the finance bros, they can't even say anything.
00:54:51.540
And they don't want to be toxic masculinity and try and step up and tell the person to
00:55:18.480
These two entrepreneurs started a business where you pay them $75 and they'll come to
00:55:24.960
your booted car or truck where the city puts a boot on your car or truck for parking
00:55:30.940
violations, not paid tickets, or illegally parking somewhere.
00:55:35.760
Which will usually cost like $200 to get unbooted.
00:55:38.360
So you pay $75 to these two individuals and they'll come take the boot off for free.
00:55:57.140
So slutty vegan, the food truck, which is for some reason advertised that.
00:56:06.360
Yeah, slutty vegan doesn't pay their fees to get the boot off their truck.
00:56:10.200
Do you think they're washing their hands and keeping up with health codes in their van?
00:56:14.900
You think that meat is the highest quality or do you think it might be stolen?
00:56:23.780
But still, they ain't washing their hands in that thing.
00:56:41.540
And then those girls will go to jail when they shoot somebody.
00:56:47.380
And then before that, they unimpounded 50 trucks and 50 cars.
00:57:10.880
He already did stab someone who's on the ground.
00:57:12.680
And then there's a little Asian guy who's holding him back.
00:57:25.920
This Asian guy's kind of using a duffel bag to kind of like block so that he can't really
00:57:34.640
And he keeps him back there so everyone can get off at the next stop.
00:57:49.040
The kid kind of holds him off like a charging bull until everybody's off and he runs away.
00:57:58.540
It's nice to see someone still got the dog in him.
00:58:01.300
Because otherwise that old Asian man would just be dead.
00:58:11.000
If that's you, face mug coming, t-shirts coming.
00:58:14.200
That's also why you can't ride the bus because you don't want to have your number called.
00:58:20.200
You don't want to have that number called, you know?
00:58:28.380
This guy tweeted, El Salvador terrifies libtards because it's a perfectly straight...
00:58:34.880
They do the just like mass imprisonment of the MS-13 types, the face tattoo guys.
00:58:45.720
So El Salvador terrifies libtards because it's a perfectly straightforward illustration
00:58:49.980
that the best thing you can do is ignore their entire ideology,
00:59:00.020
You mean to say that I can have militarized squads of my co-ethnics
00:59:04.020
just imprison and or remove anyone making my country worse
00:59:07.460
and there is no downside except for violating a pointless ideology that made everything worse?
00:59:12.420
It means like democracy, you know, or due process, whatever these beliefs are.
00:59:17.020
It's like, nah, just lock the criminals away and your murder rate goes down to zero.
00:59:22.160
And in El Salvador, it's like, we know who they are.
00:59:24.200
It's the ones that are covered in tattoos doing all the crimes.
00:59:29.580
So like, yeah, I wish we had a situation like that here
00:59:31.380
where we can just not have to answer to leftists who feel bad.
00:59:51.220
but this kind of sparked a conversation with us off screen.
00:59:53.700
A 16-year-old Florida high school football star who had offers to multiple colleges across the country
00:59:59.560
was arrested for a double shooting in Fort Lauderdale.
01:00:14.820
It's like if you're, I don't think that kid's smart.
01:00:24.160
If he was smart, he would realize, oh, I have football going for me.
01:00:31.420
Even if I don't go pro, kids are getting NIL deals.
01:00:33.820
There's ways to make money off college football now.
01:00:36.040
Like I need to prioritize that and stay away from anything that could hinder that dream, that goal.
01:00:45.580
And shoots two people involved in a double shooting.
01:00:47.580
So I was kind of talking to Rappoy about this yesterday.
01:00:49.920
It's like our low IQ people destined to do low IQ shit forever, then go to jail and be in.
01:00:56.920
Because if you're a high IQ person, you don't do certain things.
01:01:00.000
Like, oh, you like your boys are going to rob somebody.
01:01:07.560
It's like, I'm going to call my dad or I'm going to order an Uber.
01:01:11.160
You know, like a high IQ person will avoid situations.
01:01:13.860
A low IQ person will always be presented opportunities to do a low IQ thing.
01:01:18.740
And then a one of those will eventually get you in trouble.
01:01:22.380
And I feel like that's like a low IQ place to end up that a high IQ person would avoid because he wouldn't do things a low IQ person would do.
01:01:31.260
Are people destined based on their IQ to kind of, are they capped out?
01:01:38.620
It doesn't matter if you're actually good at football or have some thing.
01:01:42.220
You're always going to fuck up in some way, which is kind of sad.
01:01:45.600
But, I mean, it's a self, it's like flushing down the toilet.
01:01:49.320
You know, you're going to get down to the bottom.
01:01:51.940
And my thing is the people who are like this are even worse criminals.
01:01:56.940
Someone who has something to lose, like this kid, for example, should be locked up longer than I think just some dummy.
01:02:17.760
You had everything on the table and you still did it.
01:02:29.620
David Hogg says, Switzerland is a country that has a high rate of gun ownership but doesn't have a high level of gun violence.
01:02:35.920
It's because they actually have a well-regulated militia with high levels of mental and legal vetting and training to own a gun.
01:02:42.980
And Garand Thumb comes in and goes, oh, there is another reason also.
01:03:09.000
Our first part of Uplifting Gold is actually about me.
01:03:18.220
And unfortunately, up until today, I have been drinking for the last 10 years water bottles.
01:03:27.140
Dasani plastic water bottles for every bit of water I drink.
01:03:30.520
And then I read something about the plastic and how it's bad.
01:03:42.040
I get the gist and I order like a, you know, not expensive, super expensive, but I order
01:03:52.360
Reverse osmosis water filtration purification system.
01:03:55.520
And I also got a huge gallon glass jug that I'm going to fill the water with every day,
01:04:00.840
put it in the fridge, and then I'm going to drink that water.
01:04:09.560
And I always, I know people love to complain and make memes about Dasani tasting like water
01:04:21.680
We're drinking out of glass and we're only drinking filtered water.
01:04:24.520
And if we have to add our own minerals to it, we're going to add our own minerals to
01:04:30.520
Uplifting gold, Iowa Bale Toss football player.
01:04:33.220
Here's a football player who didn't do a double homicide.
01:04:37.300
This is pure Americana, Iowa redshirt sophomore Jennings Dunker emerges as the champion in the
01:04:44.020
Solon Beef Days Hay Bale Toss for the second consecutive year.
01:04:50.020
He beat, he set a new record and he defeated fellow offensive lineman Logan Jones.
01:05:04.460
Let's go to the super villain arc on the subway.
01:05:18.380
The guy who designed the Mini and the X5 needs his royalties.
01:05:23.100
If he's not paid, we will start by blowing up all the BMW showrooms in Britain, and then
01:05:31.240
we'll move into BMW in Germany and blow that up as well.
01:05:41.520
It seems like, yeah, that's some sort of super villain.
01:05:46.840
I've personally never seen one in real life, so.
01:05:57.720
This guy would be friends with the guy who saw Joe Biden come to his medical appointment.
01:06:05.420
Oh, if we got those two together, I would watch hours of that conversation.
01:06:10.760
That's kind of a next level TLC type reality show that we need.
01:06:17.160
It's like a hoarder with the person who's addicted to eating the inside of the cushion
01:06:23.360
And you get them together, and you guys live together for a week.
01:06:35.100
I want a double dragon chocolate mocha macchiato frappuccino.
01:06:40.440
Man, how in the hell do I know what the hell to say all of this?
01:06:43.360
A double dragon chocolate mocha macchiato frappuccino.
01:06:55.200
We have a double chocolate chip mocha frappuccino.
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Uncle out here casting spells with that headline.
01:07:46.300
And then let's end on something positive, something beautiful in nature.
01:07:50.260
The spider with or the snake with the spider tail.
01:07:53.140
So this is a venomous snake based on the looks of it.
01:08:07.580
Then I'm sure like a bird comes and goes, oh, I can eat this spider.
01:08:36.400
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