Fleccas Talks Podcast - July 28, 2023

＂IT'S MA'AM＂ PART II

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This week on Fucking Socks, we find more lizard people in our government, we teach you how to spot them, a lovely trans person is upset that no one defended them against three masked urban youths, and the LGBTs need to add wing dysphoria to the stupid list of things they care about, and last but not least, Russia and Ukraine are both hosting Pride events and we ll compare the two. All this and more on this week's episode of Fuckedin' Socks.

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00:00:15.220 All right, welcome back to Fuckin' Socks, the podcast, episode 94. 0.99

00:00:19.600 Today on the show, we found more lizard people in our government. 0.98

00:00:23.400 We're going to teach you guys how to spot them.

00:00:25.160 Then, this lovely trans person is upset that no one defended them against three masked urban youths.

00:00:32.220 We'll see what happened there. 1.00

00:00:33.540 Then, the LGBTs need to add wing dysphoria to the stupid list of things they care about. 1.00

00:00:39.220 And last but not least, Russia and Ukraine are both hosting Pride events. 0.99

00:00:43.400 We'll compare the two. 0.84

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00:02:04.880 Let's get into housekeeping.

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00:02:06.660 Housekeeping.

00:02:07.660 Very important housekeeping today.

00:02:09.020 Three pages.

00:02:09.700 Oh, God.

00:02:10.260 I was about to ask.

00:02:10.980 Yeah.

00:02:11.380 We got three pages of really well thought out, important stuff that we have to get through.

00:02:15.800 A lot of stuff happened this week.

00:02:17.240 A lot of stuff happened this week.

00:02:18.580 Alioms. 1.00

00:02:19.740 Alioms are real. 1.00

00:02:20.600 We're going to get to that.

00:02:21.360 All right.

00:02:21.580 First things first.

00:02:23.100 LeBron's son had a coincidence earlier in the week.

00:02:25.760 Bronny Jr.

00:02:26.460 Bron Jr.

00:02:27.460 18 years old.

00:02:28.380 Cardiac arrest.

00:02:29.840 Not the most common thing for an 18-year-old.

00:02:32.140 Yeah.

00:02:32.620 And also, there's been a lot of people who have been like, this is the most common cause

00:02:36.600 of this for the student-athlete.

00:02:38.600 It's like, what are you saying?

00:02:39.980 Yeah.

00:02:40.340 So it's like, I don't get what those people are doing it for.

00:02:42.680 I think that might be for their own self.

00:02:44.860 Of course.

00:02:45.420 So they don't think, you know?

00:02:46.420 Yeah.

00:02:46.920 Every year, forever, there's been kids that go down and have a heart problem.

00:02:51.620 But now it's like a lot more common and it's famous people's kids.

00:02:55.820 So what are the odds of that?

00:02:57.240 And then LeBron also in 2021 said that he got vaccinated and felt it was the best suited

00:03:04.740 not only for me, but my family.

00:03:07.060 Yeah.

00:03:07.580 So he wasn't educated on that.

00:03:10.220 He only read one page of the book.

00:03:12.620 But yeah.

00:03:14.020 And then USC as well, where LeBron James Jr. goes heavy vaccine.

00:03:19.940 I think someone DM'd me and said, I had a doctor's appointment there and they were still

00:03:23.780 asking for proof like a week ago.

00:03:25.940 Yeah.

00:03:26.300 So he probably got the booster, the booster, booster, and the booster, booster after that.

00:03:31.620 Yeah.

00:03:32.020 The booster 8X.

00:03:34.240 It blows your heart out.

00:03:35.840 It's called blows your heart out.

00:03:37.920 It might.

00:03:39.120 Maybe.

00:03:39.680 It's called it might.

00:03:40.620 Yeah.

00:03:41.000 And then there was also some studies that came out and people are now saying that, oh, we

00:03:45.860 actually had problems quantifying people if they died with COVID versus from COVID.

00:03:51.900 Yeah.

00:03:52.220 Which is what we said like immediately.

00:03:54.720 We're some of the smartest people in the world.

00:03:56.360 Yeah.

00:03:56.600 And again, it's like, oh, we'll fix that three years late.

00:03:59.700 Yeah.

00:04:00.360 How did I know that first?

00:04:02.380 I'm not even a smart guy.

00:04:02.840 Everybody knew it.

00:04:03.560 Everybody knew it, you know, on our side at least.

00:04:05.980 Of course.

00:04:06.400 We didn't know where to look.

00:04:07.400 We knew what was going on.

00:04:08.860 Also, Hillary Clinton is blaming Republicans for climate change.

00:04:12.460 Did you see that?

00:04:13.440 Yeah, I did.

00:04:14.180 Thank a MAGA Republican.

00:04:15.720 She said hot enough for you. 0.85

00:04:17.440 Thank a MAGA Republican or better yet, vote them out of office. 0.58

00:04:21.200 So I have a little bit of a theory and it's not a full schizo corner theory because I think

00:04:24.520 it's just actually correct and it is not that schizophrenic.

00:04:27.960 But basically, I think there's going to be a lot more heart problems and people going

00:04:32.080 down and dying suddenly for who knows what reason it's baffling.

00:04:36.700 And I think that the Democrats are going to say it's from climate change and they're going

00:04:40.960 to blame Republicans for the vaccine.

00:04:43.080 All the vaccine deaths and all these premature deaths, they're going to say, oh, it's because

00:04:47.740 of climate change.

00:04:48.400 Everyone's having heart attacks because it's hotter and they're going to blame everybody.

00:04:51.820 They're going to blame us.

00:04:52.700 Decent guess.

00:04:53.580 Decent guess.

00:04:53.980 That's a good guess.

00:04:54.460 All right.

00:04:54.800 Let's go to our next section, the doppelganger section.

00:04:58.720 We obviously stopped doing these, but we do have some compelling doppels this week that 0.78

00:05:02.700 we would have done if we had continued the section.

00:05:05.640 Richard Rapboy, do you have any or is it all me?

00:05:07.680 I have one.

00:05:09.200 I have this.

00:05:09.700 This is me.

00:05:10.900 This guy right here.

00:05:12.500 A little heavyset version of me.

00:05:14.460 Yeah.

00:05:14.860 This is a good doppel.

00:05:16.320 This is a good doppel week for us.

00:05:19.020 Wrecked that guy.

00:05:20.420 And then here's me watching the girl ride the rodeo thing. 1.00

00:05:26.200 There's me with my sunglasses.

00:05:27.840 Yep.

00:05:28.040 And then there's me again in Italy knocking out some migrant. 1.00

00:05:32.820 There's me.

00:05:37.080 Slumped him.

00:05:38.240 Slumped him. 0.98

00:05:40.120 Italian fleckas knocking out some migrant. 1.00

00:05:43.500 Atta boy.

00:05:44.020 That's me.

00:05:44.620 Those are the doppels.

00:05:45.660 All right.

00:05:45.900 Moving on.

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00:06:02.620 All right.

00:06:03.080 Moving on.

00:06:03.620 We have to move on to our next section.

00:06:06.440 Are you ready?

00:06:07.140 Yeah.

00:06:07.420 The lizard people section.

00:06:09.020 Where are we starting with the video?

00:06:10.380 Let's start with that guy who's that lizard spying guy who's spying on the person in the Senate. 0.78

00:06:14.520 It's a fiction spying thrill, but it actually happened, and it happened in our own government.

00:06:22.580 Congressional oversight.

00:06:23.920 So that's a lizard.

00:06:25.040 He's locked in.

00:06:26.400 Yeah.

00:06:26.540 And he could even be tapped into the guy talking and talking for him like the lady last week.

00:06:34.300 Yeah.

00:06:34.500 I think that's what we're seeing.

00:06:35.880 So he's just focused on the person, but in his head, his brain is just saying all the words that this guy is saying.

00:06:41.060 Yeah.

00:06:41.200 And obviously lizard people, they replace people when they can. 1.00

00:06:45.260 So like oftentimes someone will die, and then instead of saying, oh, so-and-so died, they'll just put a lizard in their body, and then that person will run the cadaver of the dead person.

00:06:55.640 Yeah.

00:06:55.760 Very similar to the Men in Black character, sugar.

00:06:58.400 Yeah.

00:06:58.840 It's sugar.

00:06:59.560 It's basically like that, right?

00:07:00.680 It's like that, and after a certain amount of time, the lizard people infiltrate areas. 1.00

00:07:04.920 For example, Obama's entire secret service is lizard people at this point. 0.86

00:07:09.440 Yeah.

00:07:09.660 You know what I mean?

00:07:10.140 That's true.

00:07:10.540 Yeah.

00:07:11.160 And then, you know, the chefs, Hillary Clinton had a chef who died, remember, in 2015?

00:07:16.860 Yeah.

00:07:17.080 And then Obama's chef just died.

00:07:19.480 Chefs aren't lizard people.

00:07:21.540 So they see too much.

00:07:22.780 Exactly.

00:07:23.380 Those are normal people.

00:07:24.380 Those are one of the only few normal people left on the staff of someone like Obama or Hillary, and it has to be a normal person because lizards eat rats and are loose.

00:07:35.380 Yeah.

00:07:35.620 So you need to have, like, a normal person doing the chef work because if you had a lizard person, they go, oh, I found this rat.

00:07:42.320 Like, you eat that, right?

00:07:43.880 Yeah.

00:07:44.140 And they eat, like, bugs, and then they feed off of our louche. 0.51

00:07:47.320 So that's why the chefs are kind of most likely to get snuffed and put down because they are one of the last normal people.

00:07:55.320 Mr. President, you didn't touch your steak, and he's, like, feasting over the corpse of something else.

00:08:00.520 No, I'm kidding, obviously.

00:08:01.800 Yeah.

00:08:02.080 Rat Boy's kidding.

00:08:02.880 He doesn't think that.

00:08:03.740 I don't think – yeah.

00:08:04.620 We're doing a bit.

00:08:05.860 Oh, I'm doing a bit.

00:08:07.220 Fleckis might believe it.

00:08:08.360 I never ask him if he really, really, really believes it because I want that gray area between us.

00:08:13.320 Yeah.

00:08:13.500 You know what I mean?

00:08:14.040 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:08:15.720 And with all the lizard people and how they are and all that stuff going on, I've been giving myself opportunities to receive messages from future me. 0.99

00:08:25.240 Okay.

00:08:25.540 And those have been received.

00:08:29.280 And I watched the movie They Live the other day, that, I think, 80s or 90s movie about the guy who has the sunglasses.

00:08:35.260 Then he puts them on.

00:08:36.240 He can see the world as it is.

00:08:37.880 Yep.

00:08:38.060 And he takes them off, and he sees the propaganda.

00:08:40.080 And then he puts them on.

00:08:40.980 He sees the skeleton lizard people.

00:08:43.200 Mm-hmm.

00:08:43.480 So, like, something in my brain was trying to tell me to watch that movie, and then a week later, we're exposing all these lizard people. 0.98

00:08:51.200 Yeah, makes sense.

00:08:52.140 Mitch McConnell had a lizard-adjacent situation happen.

00:08:56.180 Yeah, he had an incident, let's call it.

00:08:58.100 I mean, he just froze up.

00:08:59.360 He just froze up.

00:09:00.320 We'll play it in the background.

00:09:01.240 We all saw the clip.

00:09:02.140 He just froze up and then basically woke up in front of a podium halfway through a speech.

00:09:08.660 Yeah.

00:09:08.860 Which is kind of like a nightmare you would have.

00:09:10.820 Definitely.

00:09:11.500 It's like a dream where you feel like you're giving a speech, and everyone's looking, and you're not saying anything.

00:09:15.620 Everyone's waiting for your next words, and you just have nothing in the chamber.

00:09:18.960 Yeah. 0.89

00:09:19.540 So, you know, it's easy to say, oh, Mitch McConnell's a lizard person.

00:09:24.160 Is he?

00:09:24.560 I don't know.

00:09:25.580 But I think his handler is.

00:09:27.340 And that's why they bring him around to do all their bidding.

00:09:30.060 Same with Dianne Feinstein.

00:09:31.100 They don't even know where they are or what they're doing, but their lizard handlers are making them go around and do the bidding of the lizard people's best interests. 0.98

00:09:39.840 Gotcha.

00:09:40.160 So that's kind of how it works.

00:09:41.620 All right.

00:09:41.920 Or Mitch McConnell could have died a long time ago and then got replaced with a lizard.

00:09:46.020 Yeah. 0.98

00:09:46.320 I just think Mitch McConnell is a senile old man. 1.00

00:09:49.500 Not senile necessarily, but, you know, they're fucked up. 1.00

00:09:53.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:53.920 Same with Feinstein, Dianne Feinstein.

00:09:55.580 Which is why the lizards are able to get him easier.

00:09:57.880 Oh, yeah.

00:09:58.460 How does your theory incorporate the lizards, though?

00:10:02.480 My theory is really, really, really old people just love staying in power in Congress well beyond their means and years. 1.00

00:10:09.780 And we have John Fetterman, Dianne Feinstein, and Mitch McConnell. 0.99

00:10:16.220 And then it makes me go back and think, like, was there anybody who was just a real decrepit piece of shit back in the 60s? 0.99

00:10:22.080 You know, like, still some senator who was born in 1859 and just there wasn't social media. 0.99

00:10:28.300 They never got caught.

00:10:29.300 Yeah.

00:10:29.760 So, I don't know.

00:10:30.820 I think a lot of these people stay in power because when they leave power, it vacates their spot to someone who could see the corrupt operation they were running.

00:10:39.480 So, they kind of have to stay till the very end.

00:10:42.320 Then they die.

00:10:43.220 And then it's like, we're not going to arrest Dianne Feinstein now.

00:10:47.120 Yeah.

00:10:47.500 You know?

00:10:48.040 Yeah, that's fair.

00:10:48.680 That's how I see it.

00:10:50.180 All right.

00:10:50.340 Let's move on.

00:10:51.180 We have a bunch of good fan shout outs this week.

00:10:53.660 As you can see in the background, people are writing Fleckus Talks, the podcast, best new podcast of all time on pieces of wood at construction sites they're working on.

00:11:02.760 Yep.

00:11:03.100 That'll live forever.

00:11:04.140 We appreciate that.

00:11:05.100 We got this cool fan art.

00:11:07.260 Someone on Twitter tagged me in it.

00:11:09.520 Really cool.

00:11:10.300 He made one for me and Richard Ratboy.

00:11:12.500 Love that.

00:11:13.860 Obviously, people knocking over the rock piles.

00:11:16.560 We have that going in the background.

00:11:19.060 And we have a – let's do this one, the Ceviche Boys. 1.00

00:11:22.480 Lyle and Landon.

00:11:23.740 I got this message from your dad.

00:11:25.580 I'm eating my ceviche.

00:11:27.620 We're down to Miami, but I just got done with a tennis practice, and we're going to head down to the Commanders after this.

00:11:33.460 Also, I want you to know, Fleckus Talks is the new best podcast of all time.

00:11:38.860 Just saying.

00:11:40.640 Nice.

00:11:41.380 Look at that.

00:11:42.200 Take a bite.

00:11:44.660 Eat the Ceviche, bro.

00:11:48.620 What do you think?

00:11:49.320 Rob Smith approved?

00:11:50.160 Yeah.

00:11:50.480 Rob Smith approved.

00:11:52.260 Rob Smith approved.

00:11:54.140 Love that.

00:11:55.080 Everyone's getting T-shirts.

00:11:56.860 Love the shout out.

00:11:59.080 Lyle and Landon, thank you guys.

00:12:00.740 We love you here on the show.

00:12:01.780 So glad that we have a cool young audience that is very based.

00:12:05.620 Moving on, we have our first Snarf – well, our second Snarf Snarf W.

00:12:10.120 Yeah.

00:12:10.560 We had the van a few weeks ago, Snarf Snarf O'Vanion.

00:12:14.260 And then we got this.

00:12:15.240 I got this message from Josh, one of our followers.

00:12:18.340 They named a one-year-old pit bull Snarf Snarf.

00:12:21.780 He's up for adoption.

00:12:22.780 Obviously, I can't recommend anyone go adopt this dog.

00:12:25.180 No endorsing pit bulls here, obviously.

00:12:28.160 Likely eat your kid.

00:12:30.500 And I'm happy about this.

00:12:32.220 At first, when I saw it, I was kind of bummed out.

00:12:34.440 I was talking to Richard, and I was like, you know, the pit bull on death row at the dog pound, that's what we can – that's the Snarf Snarf we can pull out of this.

00:12:44.980 Yeah.

00:12:45.360 And then I was telling Raheem about that too, and he said – he made a great point.

00:12:49.300 He said, you don't win trophies by exclusively beating big teams.

00:12:54.360 You've got to beat all the teams along the way.

00:12:56.960 Victory begets victory.

00:12:59.340 So this is actually big for us.

00:13:00.800 Yeah.

00:13:01.120 It's the start of something.

00:13:02.740 It's a W.

00:13:03.380 It's a preseason game.

00:13:04.620 Yeah.

00:13:05.000 We want a scrimmage, you know.

00:13:06.640 It's a good sign of what's coming.

00:13:08.360 Other things will be named Snarf Snarf.

00:13:10.540 So that's exciting.

00:13:11.660 Snarf Snarf the pit bull for sale.

00:13:15.280 No one go adopt it.

00:13:16.580 Yeah.

00:13:16.760 We don't like pit bulls.

00:13:18.300 All right.

00:13:18.640 Moving on.

00:13:19.280 We have a little bit of a DeSantis update.

00:13:21.500 There was a National Pulse article that came out.

00:13:23.980 Jeb linked Bud Light lobbyist tops DeSantis' campaign cash haul.

00:13:28.740 Yeah.

00:13:28.980 So what is that?

00:13:29.600 A guy who lobbies for Bud Light was DeSantis' top donor?

00:13:33.220 Sounds like it.

00:13:34.080 For a set period of time.

00:13:35.580 And I was thinking about this.

00:13:37.460 I was thinking, Ron DeSantis, here's a free tip.

00:13:41.420 I think you should be the one who tries to bring Bud Light back to the right way.

00:13:46.760 Just send him into the meat grinder. 0.99

00:13:48.980 Send him right into the wood chipper. 0.98

00:13:50.580 Yeah.

00:13:50.820 I think we can get the right wing to drink Bud Light again if Ron DeSantis promotes it.

00:13:56.680 If he endorses Bud Light and says, hey, guys, it's been enough time.

00:14:00.580 I drink Bud Light.

00:14:01.580 Let's all start drinking Bud Light again.

00:14:03.080 I think that can go really well for Ron.

00:14:04.820 Yeah.

00:14:05.340 I think it's a good idea.

00:14:06.440 In other news, Ron DeSantis drops Will Chamberlain, a prominent conservative thinker from the campaign.

00:14:11.440 Did you see that?

00:14:12.260 I did.

00:14:13.060 Will Chamberlain, that's Bud Sexton?

00:14:15.480 Basically.

00:14:16.580 Sorry to hear that.

00:14:17.540 Yeah.

00:14:17.760 That's tough.

00:14:18.420 Got fired.

00:14:19.220 Yeah.

00:14:19.520 Didn't know what to do.

00:14:20.500 He should have taken the tips from us.

00:14:21.920 We were giving them out for free here on the show.

00:14:23.740 Yeah.

00:14:24.140 And that's the thing.

00:14:25.100 Cernovich tweeted this.

00:14:26.360 And Cernovich has been saying this angle like, I love Ron DeSantis.

00:14:30.200 Hate his campaign.

00:14:31.560 Yeah.

00:14:31.940 And that's pretty much it.

00:14:33.040 Like Ron DeSantis, a big, big craw or what do you call it?

00:14:37.460 Stick in my craw or whatever.

00:14:39.880 Whatever.

00:14:40.460 I don't know.

00:14:41.300 I can't help you on that.

00:14:43.640 But DeSantis, like Trump was getting indicted and DeSantis is just like, zip, zip it.

00:14:49.040 You know?

00:14:49.380 No, no, no.

00:14:50.060 That helps me.

00:14:50.900 So I'm out.

00:14:51.580 It's like instead of doing the right thing.

00:14:53.320 Yeah.

00:14:53.560 So big L for the campaign there and bodies are hitting the floor, it looks like.

00:14:57.820 Yeah.

00:14:58.100 As they should be.

00:14:59.200 And then DeSantis also said that the 2020 election was fair and square.

00:15:04.400 Who said that?

00:15:05.200 Was that him or somebody from his campaign?

00:15:07.340 I don't know.

00:15:08.820 Not good.

00:15:09.460 Yeah.

00:15:09.960 Not good, Rob.

00:15:10.820 How does that reconcile with, you know, oh, we need to shore up the elections and stuff

00:15:14.480 like that.

00:15:15.080 Yeah.

00:15:15.220 And then I saw recently people were bringing up Kamala Harris tweets from 2019 saying,

00:15:19.500 we need paper ballots so Russia can't do anything. 0.85

00:15:22.160 It's like.

00:15:23.400 We almost got there.

00:15:24.780 Yeah.

00:15:24.920 Um, also Dylan Mulvaney's, uh, he charges 40 K for his speech.

00:15:28.700 Speaking of Bud Light.

00:15:29.720 Yeah.

00:15:29.880 We previously reported that, uh, Dylan Mulvaney got 26,000 from the university of Pittsburgh

00:15:35.300 and now he's upped his rate.

00:15:37.060 Yeah.

00:15:37.560 So that for him.

00:15:38.340 Yeah.

00:15:39.080 All right.

00:15:39.360 I'm reminded of lyrics from, uh, from dire straits money for nothing.

00:15:44.400 That little with the earring and the makeup.

00:15:47.580 That little is a millionaire.

00:15:50.320 Yeah.

00:15:50.640 So if you see him, congratulate him and then, you know, heckle him a little bit.

00:15:54.360 Congrats, Dil.

00:15:55.220 Um, all right, moving on.

00:15:56.600 I have a personal announcement.

00:15:58.740 Uh, someone in my building where I live just threw out their Christmas tree.

00:16:04.360 July 27th today.

00:16:07.120 We were out at the dumpster throwing away some big bulky box trash and I saw a fresh brown

00:16:13.620 dead Christmas tree out there.

00:16:15.920 So don't know who's living like that.

00:16:18.400 Whoever you are, I will pray for you.

00:16:20.720 What happened there?

00:16:22.040 Almost time for a new one.

00:16:23.260 You could have made it the whole year.

00:16:25.000 You could have made it to like end of September and been like, yeah, it's a brown tree.

00:16:29.680 I really like the holidays.

00:16:30.720 Yeah.

00:16:31.260 Um, all right.

00:16:32.040 So yeah.

00:16:32.460 Dead Christmas tree at the trash cans.

00:16:34.220 Not a good sign.

00:16:35.040 Moving on the mirrors.

00:16:37.200 We, I found this thing, this thread of people selling mirrors, I think on the Facebook marketplace.

00:16:42.540 Yeah.

00:16:42.860 Gotta be.

00:16:43.600 And look at these creepy for sale mirrors.

00:16:47.460 This guy's face.

00:16:49.300 This lady, this, both these people.

00:16:51.920 They put themselves together.

00:16:54.080 This lady.

00:16:54.780 She's trying to avoid it. 0.55

00:16:55.980 Didn't do it.

00:16:58.200 I got it.

00:16:58.400 Safe thing.

00:16:59.960 No one knows how to take a picture of the mirror.

00:17:03.060 This guy's taking a picture of his phone to sell his phone.

00:17:05.400 And then look at the message that he's getting.

00:17:06.780 Are you sure it's in good condition?

00:17:08.340 So it's like, you're immediately being, you're obviously being questioned about your product.

00:17:14.040 So that's something you guys should check out.

00:17:16.340 That's, uh, that's good lore.

00:17:18.380 Yeah.

00:17:18.900 That's good stuff to be involved in.

00:17:21.000 Okay.

00:17:21.260 All right.

00:17:21.540 Moving on.

00:17:22.300 Uh, the snake in the toilet video.

00:17:25.260 Yeah.

00:17:25.940 This kind of freaked me out.

00:17:27.760 Oh my God.

00:17:29.400 Oh my God.

00:17:30.940 I just peed.

00:17:32.380 I peed.

00:17:33.420 I peed.

00:17:34.200 I just peed.

00:17:34.880 All right.

00:17:36.980 Calm down, lady. 1.00

00:17:37.620 She peed and then noticed the snake. 0.98

00:17:40.600 Yeah.

00:17:41.100 That's not, that's how the lizards get in.

00:17:42.880 Yeah.

00:17:43.400 You're right.

00:17:44.380 You're right.

00:17:45.700 Okay.

00:17:46.540 I'm moving on.

00:17:47.560 We're only halfway through housekeeping.

00:17:49.120 We kind of have to pace it up a little bit.

00:17:51.000 Got question for you.

00:17:52.380 All right.

00:17:52.800 You know how the middle East cracks down on women really hard. 1.00

00:17:55.660 Yeah.

00:17:56.360 You know, like they cover up and they don't let them do stuff.

00:17:59.420 Uh huh.

00:17:59.940 I think I have a theory here.

00:18:01.800 I think that be that I think that comes in waves and it gets worse.

00:18:05.660 The cracking down of women gets worse in the middle East when Western women are acting 1.00

00:18:10.380 up the most.

00:18:12.000 So if Western women weren't. 1.00

00:18:14.300 Show them how bad it can get.

00:18:15.520 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:15.880 So it's basically like if our Western liberal women weren't so embarrassing, the Muslims 1.00

00:18:20.660 wouldn't be cracking down on women because they're so scared their women are going to 0.99

00:18:24.400 turn into our women.

00:18:25.400 I actually think that's a fair assessment.

00:18:27.400 So it's almost like progressive liberal women's fault for whatever's happening in the middle 1.00

00:18:31.360 East.

00:18:31.700 Yeah.

00:18:31.880 It's like when you sent the, when you sense the horde at the, at the gates, you kind

00:18:35.920 of like ready for defense a little more.

00:18:37.880 I get that.

00:18:38.460 Yeah.

00:18:38.740 So they look over here, what we're doing here, we're celebrating abortion.

00:18:41.640 Girls are guys. 1.00

00:18:42.700 Everyone's naked in the street in front of the kids.

00:18:44.580 And they're like, he's in his twink outfit.

00:18:46.400 And it's like, lock everyone up.

00:18:48.140 We're not letting anything like this get in.

00:18:49.920 I have a theory.

00:18:51.000 That's my theory.

00:18:51.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:52.060 The worse our women, our Western progressive women get, the worse the Muslim women get 1.00

00:18:57.020 treated because we're, they're so scared of their women becoming our, I think that's 0.94

00:19:01.200 fair.

00:19:01.560 I think that's fair.

00:19:02.420 Yeah.

00:19:03.040 Uh, moving on.

00:19:04.140 Uncle Buck.

00:19:05.180 We watched Uncle Buck a couple of days ago.

00:19:07.340 Yeah.

00:19:08.040 We watch, we sometimes watch nineties movies during the day.

00:19:10.380 Like we're working and then we toss on a nineties movie.

00:19:12.860 Just in the background.

00:19:13.820 Kind of, you know, enjoy something.

00:19:15.360 But Uncle Buck made us kind of put everything down and focus for a little bit. 0.99

00:19:18.440 But we focused on Uncle Buck and you kind of get this idea that Uncle Buck is a loser. 1.00

00:19:24.020 He's like this fat loser. 1.00

00:19:25.360 Drives a shitty car. 1.00

00:19:26.240 He rips cigs. 1.00

00:19:27.180 Goes gambling at the, at the track.

00:19:29.480 Yep.

00:19:29.720 Uh, but Uncle Buck does the right thing.

00:19:32.360 Uncle Buck kind of handles it.

00:19:34.100 Yeah.

00:19:34.540 His niece was like a teenager and some guy was trying to take advantage of her. 1.00

00:19:38.840 Handled that.

00:19:39.900 He watched the kids.

00:19:40.700 Threatened him.

00:19:41.420 Taught him to work hard.

00:19:43.140 Macaulay Culkin was there.

00:19:44.500 Yeah.

00:19:44.700 Yeah. 0.94

00:19:45.060 Uncle Buck gets a bad rep, but fat uncles unite. 0.70

00:19:49.480 And it was kind of like a, uh, toxic masculinity in a good way. 0.96

00:19:54.320 You know, that phrase is obviously gay toxic masculinity, but, um, it was like interesting

00:19:59.620 to see an old movie where it shows like a guy like that. 0.94

00:20:02.780 It's all made up.

00:20:03.820 It's a movie, but, uh, a guy like that in a good light using it for good, you know,

00:20:08.540 fat uncles rise up.

00:20:10.040 Yep. 0.96

00:20:10.500 All right.

00:20:10.880 Moving on.

00:20:11.520 Um, remember last week I had that list of things I don't like Reba, pesto.

00:20:16.700 Yeah.

00:20:16.940 Whatever the other thing was.

00:20:18.100 Uh huh.

00:20:18.880 Fine dining.

00:20:20.960 Too much foam.

00:20:23.100 Little things that they add to the end.

00:20:25.160 The frothy stuff.

00:20:26.060 I go, here's a cheesecake.

00:20:27.120 And then it's got foam on it.

00:20:28.380 It's like, are you sure we need to add foam to this?

00:20:30.340 Okay.

00:20:30.640 That makes sense.

00:20:31.620 What am I?

00:20:32.920 You ever eat foam?

00:20:34.060 Doesn't do anything.

00:20:34.920 Okay.

00:20:35.380 Okay.

00:20:36.040 And it's like, so did you see something on Instagram?

00:20:37.760 I saw a picture.

00:20:38.660 I didn't go anywhere.

00:20:39.100 I saw it.

00:20:39.720 I saw it.

00:20:40.140 Yeah.

00:20:40.500 I didn't have it.

00:20:41.520 You know, you're not at the Michelin.

00:20:42.140 I saw it on Instagram.

00:20:42.980 It was like, it's like cheesecake.

00:20:44.240 It looked great.

00:20:44.900 And then the guy's like frothing up egg whites and then puts like foam on top.

00:20:48.980 Okay.

00:20:49.500 What are you going to put a foam on it for?

00:20:51.620 Oh, that's why it's 50 bucks.

00:20:54.020 Okay.

00:20:54.900 Um, okay.

00:20:56.140 Moving on.

00:20:57.060 Ben Shapiro.

00:20:58.400 Yeah.

00:20:59.320 Everyone's talking about Barbie.

00:21:00.900 We talked about it.

00:21:01.700 We've talked about it.

00:21:02.840 And I even get that Ben Shapiro did a review on Barbie.

00:21:06.100 He's a public commentator.

00:21:07.960 Pop culture stuff makes total sense.

00:21:10.040 We get it.

00:21:10.480 Why do you need to wear the outfit?

00:21:12.440 Yeah.

00:21:12.600 What's up with the outfit?

00:21:14.380 It's like, you're going to go take notes.

00:21:16.680 Uh, fine.

00:21:17.500 You're, you're doing your job.

00:21:19.220 Where'd you even get these clothes?

00:21:20.940 Yeah.

00:21:21.300 So not good, Ben.

00:21:23.100 Not good.

00:21:23.760 Moving on.

00:21:24.460 Jason Aldean.

00:21:25.960 Try that in a small town.

00:21:27.380 Try that in a small town.

00:21:29.200 First of all, he edited out some BLM clips.

00:21:31.620 Yeah.

00:21:32.160 Yeah.

00:21:32.960 Sketchy.

00:21:33.420 What are we trying to do?

00:21:34.100 Kind of bent the knee a little bit.

00:21:34.800 You know, is that?

00:21:35.900 Yeah.

00:21:36.380 Well, I'm sure there's some details.

00:21:37.880 I doubt he's the one on, you know, Premiere.

00:21:40.880 He's in Premiere Pro.

00:21:41.940 Like, get these BLMs out.

00:21:43.160 We need stock footage.

00:21:43.980 I bet it was like some person on his team or if they wanted the video to go on a certain

00:21:50.360 site or whatever, they had to take some stuff out.

00:21:52.700 Maybe it was even copyright.

00:21:53.840 I don't think it was copyright.

00:21:55.140 So I don't know what it is.

00:21:57.000 Maybe he's trying to play both sides.

00:21:58.640 But the more important thing here, try that in a small town.

00:22:03.520 You can make any song a Rob song.

00:22:06.280 Oh, that's where you're going with this.

00:22:07.940 I thought we were reporting on something like.

00:22:10.180 No, no, no.

00:22:10.720 No, we've told everyone on this on the show before that we basically you can make anything

00:22:15.640 a Rob song.

00:22:16.840 So for that, it would be try that in Rob small town.

00:22:21.360 Yeah.

00:22:21.840 Yeah.

00:22:23.760 So try that in Rob small town.

00:22:26.020 And it's basically like any song can be a Rob song.

00:22:28.620 So give me a song.

00:22:29.580 Name any song.

00:22:32.420 Moving out.

00:22:33.320 Billy Joel.

00:22:34.500 Moving out.

00:22:34.980 Billy Joel.

00:22:35.320 If that's moving up, then Rob's moving out.

00:22:40.720 Rob's moving out.

00:22:43.080 You're pretty good.

00:22:44.020 Yeah, I get it.

00:22:44.940 You guys get it.

00:22:45.780 So you can always send me Rob songs if you guys are doing Rob songs.

00:22:48.600 Maybe a karaoke that gets turned into a Rob song.

00:22:51.400 Yeah.

00:22:51.580 Send him a voice memo of your favorite song, but with a Rob twist.

00:22:55.440 That'll get you a T-shirt.

00:22:56.980 Speaking of new music, we found a new singer that we like.

00:23:01.100 Country singer type young guy.

00:23:02.960 Kevin Smiley Music is his Instagram in the description.

00:23:06.460 Check out this song.

00:23:07.240 I pop pills and drink while I drive.

00:23:13.620 Cause I don't care if I open my eyes.

00:23:19.880 I guess those 12 steps don't work every time.

00:23:26.580 Or maybe I started 40 steps behind.

00:23:29.920 Isn't that good?

00:23:31.820 Good voice?

00:23:32.480 Yeah, I kind of like that.

00:23:33.400 It's like rap type lyrics with country 100%.

00:23:36.440 Yeah.

00:23:36.980 Yeah.

00:23:37.400 I like the voice.

00:23:38.260 Unique person.

00:23:39.600 That could be a Rob song too.

00:23:41.140 Rob pops, pills, drinks while he drives.

00:23:45.420 In the Vespa.

00:23:47.220 Maybe not every song is good to be a Rob song.

00:23:49.560 That was a good singer. 1.00

00:23:50.720 We liked that song.

00:23:51.960 I put it in the description.

00:23:53.160 So give that guy a follow if you liked it too.

00:23:55.060 Yeah.

00:23:55.240 Moving on.

00:23:56.180 The Queen of Chaos got arrested again. 0.62

00:23:58.820 Yeah.

00:23:59.100 This is some white woman from Kentucky who's a sorority girl dubbed the Queen of Chaos 1.00

00:24:03.180 appears in her 10th mugshot as she boasts, this is one of my favorites.

00:24:07.100 I stole a car, wrecked it, and then brought it back to my dorm.

00:24:10.760 Fun.

00:24:11.880 At least she's fun. 1.00

00:24:14.380 I'm going to have to stay consistent and say she should be locked up and taught a lesson. 1.00

00:24:18.220 Yeah.

00:24:18.740 Like she needs to do a year. 0.91

00:24:20.280 Yeah.

00:24:20.660 That's a good point.

00:24:21.320 You know, this type of woman. 1.00

00:24:23.120 Yeah.

00:24:23.460 And that could, you know, guys, you could look at this and go, oh, I could save her.

00:24:28.580 She's so hot. 0.97

00:24:29.580 I, you know, this, you know, she's fun, whatever.

00:24:32.160 Yeah.

00:24:32.540 Volatility.

00:24:34.280 Volatility is not good.

00:24:35.580 Volatility in a woman? 1.00

00:24:36.780 No.

00:24:37.180 Not good for the long term.

00:24:38.160 You're not going to have much peace at home.

00:24:39.760 Your clothes will be thrown out like an old movie.

00:24:42.840 Yeah.

00:24:43.140 Your tires are slashed.

00:24:44.820 You know.

00:24:45.200 She'll punch herself and tell the cops you hit her and they're going to kind of believe 0.89

00:24:48.240 her. 0.98

00:24:48.660 Oh, yeah.

00:24:48.960 It's not good to hitch up with a volatile person long term.

00:24:52.760 Avoid.

00:24:53.460 All right.

00:24:53.840 Moving on.

00:24:54.440 The ankle, the ankle boot doctor video.

00:24:58.440 This guy's in the hospital with an ankle injury.

00:25:02.820 And he's watching the doctor POV where the nurse.

00:25:06.500 Yeah.

00:25:07.140 Look up how to wrap it.

00:25:08.780 Oh, so that's kind of how life is these days.

00:25:11.880 No one knows how to do anything.

00:25:13.480 No one knows anything.

00:25:14.960 Yeah.

00:25:16.200 And that's just it.

00:25:17.160 She's just freshening up on her skills. 0.87

00:25:19.280 You know what?

00:25:19.740 I was going to say this is bad, but it could be worse because that at least means she cares.

00:25:25.960 Yeah.

00:25:26.520 Right?

00:25:26.960 She could just be, yeah, I'll wrap it up. 1.00

00:25:28.560 Fuck it. 1.00

00:25:29.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:29.200 It wraps it way too tight.

00:25:30.700 Your toes are purple next day.

00:25:32.420 You're good.

00:25:33.080 So I don't know.

00:25:34.080 Yeah.

00:25:34.340 Maybe it's good.

00:25:35.300 Maybe it's bad.

00:25:36.040 Borderline urban decay. 1.00

00:25:37.180 But I feel like wrapping an ankle is like day one shit. 1.00

00:25:40.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:25:41.220 You do that on anybody.

00:25:42.400 There's no like, you can't accidentally kill a patient wrapping an ankle.

00:25:45.680 So.

00:25:45.900 It should be pretty easy to know how to do.

00:25:47.840 Yeah.

00:25:47.960 All right.

00:25:48.180 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:25:49.380 It wasn't so bad.

00:25:50.260 Nice.

00:25:50.680 And we're not, we're not even going to talk about aliens at all.

00:25:52.660 I feel like we just should because the alien disclosure kind of happened.

00:25:56.260 I thought I did with the lizard people, but I guess it didn't. 0.96

00:25:58.500 No, that was just your schizophrenia, buddy. 0.96

00:26:00.260 Yeah. 0.84

00:26:00.800 Yeah.

00:26:00.920 We didn't talk about it.

00:26:01.920 So yeah, aliens are real.

00:26:04.340 That's what they say.

00:26:05.040 They're letting us know.

00:26:07.220 Apparently aliens have been around forever.

00:26:10.220 And a lot of it is about like reverse engineering aircraft that America has, which I guess if you

00:26:16.380 believed the guy on Joe Rogan in 2015, you already knew this.

00:26:19.960 Yeah.

00:26:20.160 You know, that's good point.

00:26:21.880 So there's that guy.

00:26:22.840 I don't know his name, but he's an author.

00:26:24.400 He's had multiple appearances on how he was firsthand reverse engineering stuff.

00:26:29.200 Yeah.

00:26:29.480 Lazard.

00:26:30.340 Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:31.840 Right.

00:26:32.200 What is Bob?

00:26:33.020 Bob Lazard.

00:26:33.760 Bob Lazard.

00:26:34.380 Yeah.

00:26:34.620 Lizard. 1.00

00:26:35.340 Oh shit. 1.00

00:26:36.460 Rob. 1.00

00:26:37.160 Bob Rob.

00:26:38.440 Okay. 1.00

00:26:38.800 Shit guys. 1.00

00:26:39.900 Let's get out of housekeeping. 1.00

00:26:43.000 No.

00:26:43.660 Um, but for real though, like it's lame to hear it from our government.

00:26:48.900 Yeah.

00:26:49.220 It just makes it like corny and like not believable.

00:26:51.800 And I don't trust it because you're letting us know now, right before the 24 election.

00:26:56.600 Yeah.

00:26:57.720 You could have let us know in the last hundred thousand years.

00:27:00.280 And I'm a little pumped.

00:27:01.500 Bob Lazard is the guy's name.

00:27:02.860 And I'm a little, uh, not pumped.

00:27:04.480 I'm pissed that Trump didn't hook us up.

00:27:06.740 Yeah.

00:27:07.240 That's a good point.

00:27:07.800 He tried to tip us with, uh, inventing Space Force, I think.

00:27:11.160 Yeah.

00:27:11.340 We really need Space Force for interdimensional wars.

00:27:14.360 Yeah.

00:27:14.660 Yeah.

00:27:15.020 What?

00:27:15.480 For what?

00:27:16.360 All right.

00:27:16.580 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:27:17.760 Aliens, real.

00:27:18.780 We all knew it was real.

00:27:19.980 Probably fake.

00:27:20.940 We had to mention it.

00:27:21.840 Don't believe it.

00:27:22.880 We can't skip over aliens.

00:27:24.040 They're going to just use aliens to make a one world government. 1.00

00:27:28.620 So they may, they might even have aliens fake attack us so we could all unite.

00:27:33.860 The UN can send the, the, the white helmets here or the blue helmets.

00:27:37.700 Yeah.

00:27:38.120 What color are the helmets?

00:27:38.860 White helmets.

00:27:39.780 Or what?

00:27:40.420 The UN?

00:27:41.200 They're blue.

00:27:41.780 They're baby blue.

00:27:42.220 The blue helmets.

00:27:42.640 They're going to come here, protect us from the aliens.

00:27:45.040 Uh, and then, you know, that's, that's what they're going to do.

00:27:47.880 It's going to be an operation blue beam type disclosure.

00:27:50.600 Not a natural one.

00:27:51.940 Okay.

00:27:52.180 That's what it seems like.

00:27:53.040 That's fair.

00:27:53.520 So this is all old info.

00:27:55.040 I know.

00:27:55.520 That's the crazy part.

00:27:56.540 So yeah.

00:27:57.320 All right.

00:27:57.740 That's the end of housekeeping, uh, before we get into cringe of the week, make sure

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00:28:27.740 All right.

00:28:29.080 Moving on.

00:28:29.700 Cringe of the week.

00:28:30.240 We have a great cringe of the week.

00:28:31.400 Our first clip is the trans woman versus the urban youths.

00:28:35.780 I am not, sir.

00:28:39.240 Do you want to say that to the camera?

00:28:44.440 Hundreds and hundreds of people watching you.

00:28:46.620 Oh, yeah, go ahead.

00:28:49.040 No, go ahead.

00:28:50.280 You just called me a man. 1.00

00:28:52.180 Don't be a coward. 1.00

00:28:53.940 Don't be a coward. 1.00

00:28:55.300 Come back here. 0.99

00:28:56.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:56.580 You're a coward. 1.00

00:28:57.340 Come on over. 1.00

00:28:58.040 Say what you got to say to me.

00:28:59.520 I'm not a sir.

00:29:00.200 Oh, you don't want to call me a man in my face.

00:29:03.580 Come on over.

00:29:05.080 What do you got to say?

00:29:06.320 What do you got to say about transgender people?

00:29:08.340 I didn't know you were trans.

00:29:09.280 Yeah.

00:29:09.600 Go ahead.

00:29:10.020 I didn't know you were trans.

00:29:10.940 Go ahead.

00:29:12.100 I did not know this man was trans.

00:29:14.000 This.

00:29:14.720 Wait.

00:29:15.080 What do you go by?

00:29:16.180 What do you go by?

00:29:16.980 Does it matter?

00:29:18.080 It does.

00:29:18.840 Because I'm asking you.

00:29:20.800 Say what you got to say.

00:29:22.680 There's a lot of people watching you.

00:29:24.180 The real question is, it doesn't matter if you're transgender or not.

00:29:26.980 Are you with that?

00:29:27.680 Are you with the people that march and be like, we're coming for your kids?

00:29:31.760 That's where it's bad.

00:29:33.560 That's when it gets bad.

00:29:35.220 I don't need to get you to stay up off the school.

00:29:36.440 What can you say?

00:29:37.100 What's your name?

00:29:38.220 Me?

00:29:38.840 K.

00:29:39.580 K?

00:29:40.000 K.

00:29:40.340 K-A-Y? 0.53

00:29:41.000 K-A-Y? 0.53

00:29:41.820 Trying to dox him.

00:29:44.060 You certainly don't.

00:29:45.260 What's your name?

00:29:45.440 My name's JJ.

00:29:46.880 And is your thing a cult?

00:29:48.960 It's like LGBTTL? 1.00

00:29:51.960 A cult or something?

00:29:53.900 LGBTTL?

00:29:55.340 No.

00:29:56.360 I can try to add.

00:29:58.780 Then I approached the staff.

00:30:00.240 Can I ask you why you didn't step in?

00:30:04.020 While you were standing and watching?

00:30:06.000 They called me a pedophile.

00:30:07.840 They were verbally harassing me.

00:30:10.660 I didn't hear him call you that.

00:30:13.120 I didn't know either.

00:30:13.980 Honestly, I didn't have no idea what conversation you were having.

00:30:19.320 Oh, you caught her.

00:30:20.620 Yeah.

00:30:21.000 So the waitress in the Che Guevara shirt wasn't progressive enough. 1.00

00:30:25.480 Yeah.

00:30:25.720 And you notice how like every single thing that this person's mad about is just about validation.

00:30:31.700 It's not about like their own identity.

00:30:33.520 It's about validating their identity to everyone else.

00:30:37.460 So it's like you need to on camera say, I'm a woman.

00:30:41.160 And if you don't, you're in trouble now.

00:30:43.100 It's not even about her.

00:30:44.380 It's about getting people in trouble.

00:30:46.220 You called her her.

00:30:48.960 And also, it's just about, there's no argument.

00:30:53.540 It's no, I'm a woman because X, Y, Z.

00:30:56.240 It's just, you sure you want to say that in front of a couple hundred people?

00:30:59.580 Yeah.

00:31:00.000 And then the same thing for the waitress. 1.00

00:31:04.520 You didn't help me?

00:31:05.540 Why didn't you stand up for me against those three ski-mast urban youths? 1.00

00:31:09.140 Yeah, dude.

00:31:09.840 I'm a helpless woman.

00:31:11.560 Why didn't you stand up for me?

00:31:13.220 And that's like, this is the perfect side of the time stuff.

00:31:15.820 Trans with the ski-mask urban youths. 0.99

00:31:18.400 Yeah.

00:31:18.580 And the Che Guevara shirt, we know which side she's generally on, right?

00:31:21.920 Of course.

00:31:22.640 But when it comes to the urban youths, it's not progressive enough.

00:31:26.460 Back away. 0.81

00:31:27.080 Back away. 0.81

00:31:27.540 Yeah.

00:31:28.020 And then there was last week on the show, remember the person who said, we need to help

00:31:32.620 lighten the load for trans people and do their dishes. 1.00

00:31:35.460 Give them money.

00:31:36.380 Clean their clothes and give them $5.

00:31:38.280 I was talking to a friend.

00:31:39.500 They made a great point.

00:31:41.240 There used to be a time when cis people would look out for trans people and do their laundry

00:31:46.600 and feed them food and stuff.

00:31:48.240 It was called a mental institution.

00:31:50.120 Yeah.

00:31:51.320 It was called being institutionalized.

00:31:53.500 We do it all for you.

00:31:54.200 Where all the cis people will take care of you trans people and do what you need to do. 0.86

00:31:58.620 You just got to take the pills that come in the little white cup and, you know.

00:32:02.300 Every cis people will take care of you for the rest of your life. 1.00

00:32:04.820 It'll be okay.

00:32:06.100 All right.

00:32:06.620 Let's move on to the clip.

00:32:07.820 The lady who wants one boob. 1.00

00:32:09.320 Yeah, let's see what the other mentally stable, very stable geniuses are up to. 0.98

00:32:13.900 My ideal gender-affirming care as, like, a trans non-binary person is kind of fucking weird. 0.95

00:32:20.320 And the thing is, is that I love it. 0.96

00:32:21.880 Um, and I would love to get a single mastectomy. 0.96

00:32:25.860 Yes, I want one boob. 1.00

00:32:26.980 I want one boob and one no boob. 1.00

00:32:29.300 And then I want to, like, wear some, like, strange clothes that I made myself that'll, like, cover the boob part

00:32:34.620 and then just let my other non-boob out in the open so that people will just look at me like,

00:32:41.040 I don't want to take testosterone, but not for my whole life.

00:32:47.680 I want to take it for a couple years, get the permanent effects, um, and then go off of it.

00:32:52.420 And maybe I might decide to go back on it later, but it's kind of just going to be, like, a fluid thing.

00:32:56.240 Um, but I also want to have a kid.

00:33:00.380 Um, wouldn't it be so cool to be a trans guy who just has a kid? 1.00

00:33:02.980 Like, fuck you, you know? 1.00

00:33:04.360 Yeah, so you want to have a kid so you can say fuck you. 1.00

00:33:07.320 It's like, who are you saying fuck you to? 1.00

00:33:08.560 Like, your dad? 1.00

00:33:10.100 God.

00:33:11.420 God, more specifically.

00:33:13.840 Um, and yeah, and that's the thing.

00:33:15.260 Uh, I want the one boob because it would look so cool.

00:33:17.940 People would look shocked. 1.00

00:33:19.340 And I want to be a trans dad because fuck you, right? 1.00

00:33:22.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:22.800 So it's all these weird internal things that she wants to do to massacre herself, mutilate.

00:33:29.600 Uh, and it's just for other people.

00:33:31.640 Yeah. 0.80

00:33:32.020 It's for the world to be like, huh, that person's unique without just, you know, a fat girl like 1.00

00:33:37.540 that. 0.95

00:33:38.200 They're a dime a dozen.

00:33:39.540 A one tit freak with a kid?

00:33:42.400 Who's jacked on testosterone? 0.89

00:33:44.200 That's one of one.

00:33:44.980 That's like an NFT, a human NFT. 0.97

00:33:47.860 So it's like, yeah, exactly.

00:33:49.280 Like their self-worth, their self-worth, their self-worth.

00:33:53.100 Their self-worth comes from.

00:33:55.500 External.

00:33:55.920 Yeah.

00:33:56.240 Their ability to make people around them pretend they're normal and good.

00:33:59.840 Well, not, and not even that, just get their attention, you know, not even be normal and

00:34:04.020 good.

00:34:04.280 Clearly there's nothing normal and good about this.

00:34:06.260 There's like a thing where like, oh yeah, you see me?

00:34:08.640 Like, this is how things are now.

00:34:10.340 Yeah.

00:34:10.580 We run this.

00:34:11.500 Yeah.

00:34:11.700 We run this.

00:34:12.320 This is the new status quo.

00:34:13.540 Get used to it.

00:34:14.280 Not everyone's 1950s, male and female, like you thought.

00:34:18.600 Yeah.

00:34:18.680 So it's all about like changing everyone's perception and then making them say, oh, this

00:34:23.560 is good and normal.

00:34:24.360 And if it's, if it's not, you're going to put you on camera, put you on social media.

00:34:28.800 We're going to dox you.

00:34:29.780 Yeah.

00:34:29.960 And it's kind of like a thing where they're doing this stuff for shock value.

00:34:35.180 And you know, back in the day, it'd be Marilyn Manson pissed on somebody.

00:34:38.980 Yeah.

00:34:39.300 Ozzy Osbourne ate a chicken head.

00:34:40.820 Yeah.

00:34:41.160 Yeah.

00:34:41.360 And this is like, your shock value is just existing.

00:34:44.100 Like, hi, I'm at Starbucks.

00:34:45.880 Yeah.

00:34:46.360 Yeah.

00:34:46.800 It's one tit.

00:34:47.900 Like, you know what I mean?

00:34:49.180 Oh yeah.

00:34:49.620 Yeah.

00:34:49.800 So instead of doing, performing an act, your shock value is your whole identity.

00:34:54.560 Um, and I mean, that's the point because who would care about this lumpy girl anyway? 1.00

00:34:59.320 You know, it is sad.

00:35:01.040 It is sad. 0.99

00:35:01.680 And this is where they get funneled to, into some weird freak shit from an online community 0.98

00:35:06.320 that has no positive impact on anyone's life. 0.98

00:35:09.460 They are just trying to ruin things and make things less normal for everyone else.

00:35:13.860 Yep. 1.00

00:35:14.120 Fuck you, dad. 1.00

00:35:15.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:15.640 You know, God. 1.00

00:35:16.820 Oh, that body I was made, that I was made into from God as a woman, I cut one of the tits 1.00

00:35:23.000 off and now I have a hairy chest and I take testosterone. 1.00

00:35:26.720 Dump it.

00:35:28.660 T plus one.

00:35:29.680 We talked about that last week on the show.

00:35:31.480 Yeah.

00:35:31.700 Trans person plus one is like a network, a network of people you want to avoid or be concerned 1.00

00:35:37.680 about.

00:35:38.040 Uh, that applies here as well, obviously.

00:35:40.760 So if you're in this person's friend group and one of your friends starts amputating

00:35:44.840 body parts that aren't needing to be amputated, you're kind of in the T plus one.

00:35:49.980 There was actually a T plus one, uh, trans. 0.94

00:35:52.840 Do we want to go to the second half of this where she kind of reveals something?

00:35:55.800 Oh yeah.

00:35:56.360 Sure, sure, sure.

00:35:57.040 I forgot there was more clips.

00:35:58.600 We split this video up.

00:35:59.680 You don't have to hate it.

00:36:00.820 You can say it's not for me, but you don't have to hate your body to be trans.

00:36:05.020 And when I, when, when I was, when I was younger, I thought I had to hate my body to be trans.

00:36:10.760 I thought it was a prerequisite.

00:36:12.120 Like if you don't hate your body, you can't be trans. 1.00

00:36:14.620 You have to hate yourself, hate yourself or you're not transgender. 1.00

00:36:17.960 Well, it's just such a flawed way of looking at it. 0.96

00:36:20.920 That's an interesting insight.

00:36:22.240 She kind of like tipped us off.

00:36:25.000 You told a little too much.

00:36:26.140 Yeah.

00:36:26.320 So I thought that was interesting.

00:36:27.860 I just wanted to make sure we have to hate yourself to be part of the community.

00:36:30.880 That makes sense.

00:36:31.900 Yeah.

00:36:32.320 Um, so the T plus one, there was a T plus one, uh, was it Reddit post or 4chan?

00:36:37.020 Reddit.

00:36:37.380 Yeah.

00:36:38.120 Um, can you give that a read?

00:36:39.880 Yeah.

00:36:40.120 So, uh, T plus one, we obviously gave the lessons.

00:36:42.700 Stay away from anybody who really heavily associates with a trans person. 1.00

00:36:46.040 And this is a show watcher, I believe it has to be.

00:36:48.580 Um, it's, it's posted on the male to female subreddit.

00:36:52.360 So busy, busy.

00:36:53.500 Uh, it says my fiancee went no contact with me because of my transition.

00:36:58.540 We had 10 wonderful years together.

00:37:00.460 All of our twenties.

00:37:01.580 We moved across the country twice.

00:37:03.280 I had a dog together, built a home together.

00:37:06.120 Now I'll never talk to her again.

00:37:08.200 Cis people are cruel. 1.00

00:37:10.560 Hey babe, I think I'm going to be a fucking girl. 1.00

00:37:14.440 You want to keep dating? 1.00

00:37:15.800 Everything's normal, right?

00:37:16.940 Yeah.

00:37:17.680 So this lady got out. 1.00

00:37:18.980 T plus one.

00:37:19.300 Show watcher.

00:37:19.820 Yeah.

00:37:20.000 Absolute show watcher there.

00:37:21.340 Congrats on getting out.

00:37:22.240 There is a window to get out.

00:37:24.360 You, you can't, you can't be like, oh yeah, sure.

00:37:28.680 Let's just see how it goes.

00:37:30.540 I still like you, you know, rent's cheaper with two of us. 0.99

00:37:34.120 You have to get the fuck out like ASAP. 0.99

00:37:36.940 Very ASAP. 0.99

00:37:37.800 Because when you do get out, it's tough because when you do get out, you're public enemy number

00:37:42.880 one for that trans person. 0.91

00:37:44.200 So you have a trans enemy. 0.98

00:37:45.780 Now you're T. 0.77

00:37:46.700 We need a term for that.

00:37:47.920 Yeah.

00:37:48.240 Cause like you're, you're part of their transition where it's like, I did it even though I lost

00:37:52.800 my fiance, I'm still doing it.

00:37:54.720 So it's like you become like part of their, uh, villain, the villain origin story.

00:38:00.420 Absolutely.

00:38:01.060 And then you have to, and they might villainize you and then they might get obsessive and

00:38:04.680 then they, oh, he has all your old lipstick.

00:38:07.200 Cause you, you thought it went missing during the move, but you don't know what happened.

00:38:11.040 And now he's putting it on in the mirror.

00:38:12.360 And he knows where you work and you're not trans friendly and it gets ugly quick.

00:38:17.480 Yeah.

00:38:17.760 But a good move because if you stayed, it would get ugly in a different way.

00:38:22.480 So it would get, it would get ugly, uh, with long hair.

00:38:26.500 It would get ugly.

00:38:27.960 Yeah.

00:38:28.220 You see the sink.

00:38:29.680 How cluttered is the sink with two girls? 1.00

00:38:31.840 You know?

00:38:32.140 Yeah.

00:38:32.680 It would get ugly smells.

00:38:34.160 It would get ugly, uh, post operation.

00:38:37.200 It's, it's uglier if you stay.

00:38:39.660 All right.

00:38:39.980 Moving on.

00:38:40.420 Wing dysphoria person. 0.82

00:38:42.360 Yeah.

00:38:42.880 This is, it's getting out there guys.

00:38:44.840 We got one tit and now we got wing dysphoria.

00:38:47.760 Hi, my name is King and I'm a non-human alter in a DID system.

00:38:50.660 And I'm making a discord server for people who experience wing dysphoria is of course 1.00

00:38:54.180 open to systems with non-human headmates.

00:38:55.880 And it is also open to, I think they're called wing kin. 0.67

00:38:59.120 Literally anybody who experiences wing dysphoria.

00:39:01.580 Hope to see you there.

00:39:03.420 So you think you have bird wings.

00:39:07.260 It's not like you're thinking of video games.

00:39:10.340 Yeah. 0.93

00:39:10.820 You're thinking of Zelda in your stinky basement. 0.57

00:39:13.760 And I think you're confusing that with your real life person. 0.54

00:39:16.840 Uh, you, you took Dungeons and Dragons too seriously and now you think it's real.

00:39:21.120 Yeah.

00:39:21.460 So what, what happened?

00:39:22.660 You're autistic. 1.00

00:39:24.380 I get it.

00:39:25.300 I guess, but it's not real.

00:39:27.480 It's getting pretty, these are bold moves from these people.

00:39:30.480 This is kind of like the thing you would do in the 1920s and you get lobotomized.

00:39:34.320 You get brought to a place and it kind of just like fry your brain and then leave you in

00:39:38.640 like a padded room for the rest of your life. 0.99

00:39:40.340 This is the type of shit where if it was 1956 and you said this to someone, you'd get taken. 0.99

00:39:46.480 You get taken and you don't get let out. 1.00

00:39:48.360 Like a paddy wagon.

00:39:49.300 Yeah.

00:39:49.560 So it's kind of amazing that they have this new free opportunity to explore and there's

00:39:54.580 no consequences.

00:39:55.360 You can make anything up.

00:39:57.020 Yeah.

00:39:57.220 I'm dragging something.

00:39:58.300 And like, obviously that was the meme for a long time.

00:40:00.800 I'm an attack helicopter. 0.98

00:40:02.620 Those kinds of bits got old, but they really are just fucking making up whatever they think 0.98

00:40:07.280 will get them their attention now. 0.72

00:40:08.780 And the attack helicopter thing was like a very early meme to all this.

00:40:13.180 And it was obviously like too far.

00:40:15.180 Oh, no one thinks they're an attack helicopter, but it's a funny joke.

00:40:18.040 Now we're pretty much past that.

00:40:21.060 Satire is blurred.

00:40:22.540 The line is blurred. 0.71

00:40:23.720 And these autistic people are getting sucked into vacuums like Jumanji. 1.00

00:40:28.160 They're getting sucked in.

00:40:29.100 They're sucked into the game.

00:40:30.400 Yeah.

00:40:30.820 And I don't know how to explain it or how to stop it, but I guess the parents need to

00:40:35.940 be on top of this.

00:40:36.860 Like, no, that's an Dungeons and Dragons.

00:40:39.260 That that's your fantasy.

00:40:41.040 Yeah.

00:40:41.300 That's the video game.

00:40:42.240 Yeah.

00:40:42.540 That's plugged into the wall.

00:40:43.740 Yeah.

00:40:44.040 You don't know anything.

00:40:45.920 I like to do.

00:40:47.280 I like to imagine, you know, that Sopranos meme where Christopher Moltisanti is explaining

00:40:51.860 something to Tony.

00:40:52.760 Yeah.

00:40:53.140 I like to do that for stuff like this, where it's like, hey, T, they feel like they got

00:40:57.200 wings because some of their non-human headmates might be a bird.

00:41:00.560 They got all kinds of stuff living in their head.

00:41:02.820 It's crazy, T.

00:41:03.960 You're never going to believe this.

00:41:05.380 It's non-human headmates. 1.00

00:41:08.260 Yeah.

00:41:08.600 Okay.

00:41:09.380 Lobotomy time.

00:41:10.460 Yeah.

00:41:12.220 All right.

00:41:12.940 Moving on.

00:41:13.880 Ukraine and Russia are both having pride events.

00:41:16.820 Ukraine.

00:41:17.360 Let's go through Ukraine.

00:41:19.040 Yeah.

00:41:19.280 Um, so basically Ukraine, so pride month is the same month every year, like, and that's 0.95

00:41:25.540 international, that's globo homo as we call it. 0.85

00:41:28.560 Um, and so pride month's over in Ukraine, but Ukraine is going to host a pride week to 0.98

00:41:33.640 raise funds for the war effort, uh, in the city of Kharkiv.

00:41:37.660 Uh, so yeah, Kharkiv, which actually took bombs.

00:41:43.440 Uh, and so it basically says that it's going to be a, we unite for victory pride parade.

00:41:48.460 Uh, the event will feature a flash mob, uh, during Kharkiv city day on August 23rd, a charity

00:41:55.180 festival, as well as pride march throughout the city.

00:41:58.500 Uh, funds given to the organization will go towards the needs of the military who defend

00:42:02.380 Eastern Ukraine, uh, trying to see what else.

00:42:05.880 So this'll get the Russian boys buzzing. 0.88

00:42:07.940 They get excited about when their enemies doing gay pride parades.

00:42:11.220 You give them bulletin board material and you're telling them the date where they could 0.63

00:42:16.900 kind of hit you.

00:42:18.040 Yeah.

00:42:18.760 The date and location to hit you.

00:42:20.360 I want to get this on their record here on the show.

00:42:22.840 This is like prime false flag opportunity.

00:42:26.380 You tell Russia that you're having a gay pride parade in like a city that was recently 0.79

00:42:30.600 bombed.

00:42:31.180 So it's within Russia's range.

00:42:32.720 We know the ballistic missiles can get there.

00:42:35.020 Right.

00:42:35.220 And then it's like, what do you do? 0.96

00:42:36.380 You have a gay pride parade and then Russia attacks.

00:42:39.680 And then you say, oh, Russia attacked us, uh, human rights violation. 0.95

00:42:44.040 They attacked us cause we're gay.

00:42:45.680 Let us into NATO.

00:42:46.960 Yeah.

00:42:47.600 I can kind of see it going down like that.

00:42:49.260 And it's like such a globalist thing where you have to have a pride parade or in that

00:42:53.100 way you get the money.

00:42:54.200 Exactly.

00:42:54.560 You have to go get your twinks out in the street and we'll send you the billions. 1.00

00:42:58.300 Yeah.

00:42:58.680 But you got to do the twinks in the street first.

00:43:00.600 Imagine Admiral Levine calling direct the twinks in the street now.

00:43:05.180 Click.

00:43:05.680 Yeah.

00:43:06.320 So, you know, on September 3rd, we're going to be in this. 0.92

00:43:09.260 Doing really gay stuff. 0.96

00:43:10.560 Please don't bomb us. 0.99

00:43:11.580 Please don't bomb us.

00:43:12.500 I can kind of see it happening.

00:43:14.420 Yeah.

00:43:14.760 And whether it's Russia who attacks or if it's a false flag to pin Russia and blame

00:43:19.800 Russia, that seems more likely.

00:43:21.700 Yeah.

00:43:21.920 So odds taken out on that, uh, heard it here first.

00:43:25.340 And then Russia had some sort of pride demonstration, I think, last week.

00:43:29.340 And here's how it went.

00:43:35.200 You know.

00:43:39.720 Dragged him to the bus.

00:43:41.260 The hysterical people get rounded up and bust out of there.

00:43:45.540 Ship them out.

00:43:46.180 Where would you rather be?

00:43:48.400 Two different ways to go about it, I guess.

00:43:50.560 Yeah.

00:43:50.840 Well, who's correct?

00:43:51.940 The jury's still out.

00:43:53.960 Let's move on.

00:43:55.140 Speaking of who's correct and who's not correct, this new church, I saw this on my Instagram

00:44:01.100 feed.

00:44:01.560 This is a new church that is named what? 0.99

00:44:05.180 Uh, I'm not sure, but it says, stop hating gays, lesbians, and transgenders church. 0.97

00:44:10.480 Oh, so sometimes it's hard to tell if you're on the right team or not. 0.96

00:44:15.640 Sometimes it's easy.

00:44:17.320 Yeah. 0.97

00:44:17.820 If you're going to your church and they made the name of your church, stop hating gays, 0.98

00:44:22.380 lesbians, and transgenders church, you might be going to the wrong service. 0.99

00:44:26.520 Okay. 0.99

00:44:27.380 Um, let's go to the lady ripping down subway signs. 1.00

00:44:30.660 This was pretty good.

00:44:31.820 So this Asian lady's not happy about the advertisements that are too sexual. 1.00

00:44:37.960 Yeah.

00:44:39.240 Normalizing.

00:44:40.120 Normalizing.

00:44:40.980 The next generation.

00:44:42.980 Desensitization.

00:44:43.620 Yeah.

00:44:44.060 I don't know why, like, no one sees this.

00:44:46.260 No.

00:44:46.560 This isn't something.

00:44:47.540 The TV told them not to get upset.

00:44:51.300 Look at that.

00:44:51.980 It's like a three-way.

00:44:55.460 That's pretty good.

00:44:57.940 Look at this one.

00:45:00.460 Romantic.

00:45:01.820 Some fingers just through an apple. 1.00

00:45:11.300 Tongue-kissing pansexual shit with one tongue. 1.00

00:45:15.720 You know. 1.00

00:45:16.420 Everyone's getting involved.

00:45:17.580 They're all helping.

00:45:18.260 They're all taking it down.

00:45:19.080 Nice to done.

00:45:20.460 It's funny because that's kind of the thing that they would probably go arrest these people

00:45:24.200 for.

00:45:24.540 Oh, for sure.

00:45:25.640 And they would actually enforce the law and say, oh, you vandalized.

00:45:28.360 Yeah.

00:45:28.600 This is a hate crime.

00:45:30.060 And meanwhile, someone gets stabbed on the subway and no one cares.

00:45:33.380 Yep.

00:45:34.200 All right.

00:45:34.760 Last clip of cringe.

00:45:35.700 But it's good to see.

00:45:36.460 It's good to see some people are still awake, you know, and not just letting the wave of 0.99

00:45:41.040 woke cringe shit just wash over them and ruin their life and take their kids with them. 0.99

00:45:45.520 Right? 1.00

00:45:45.960 Exactly.

00:45:46.740 Yeah.

00:45:47.020 That's a good way to put it. 0.91

00:45:48.340 The last clip of cringe, the fat model.

00:45:51.720 Yeah.

00:45:52.500 We'll show a picture of her first and then play this video. 0.87

00:45:55.100 But there she is.

00:45:55.960 She's a finalist for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit.

00:45:58.960 So there's a contest, basically.

00:46:00.300 And they all sent submissions in to be a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. 0.99

00:46:04.460 And if you remember, the last one we covered was a guy with a dick. 1.00

00:46:07.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:08.360 A man.

00:46:09.000 He won.

00:46:10.180 So who's next?

00:46:11.600 This is the submission this woman sent in.

00:46:13.980 Besties, why wouldn't I be confident?

00:46:16.420 Why wouldn't I be confident, baby?

00:46:19.220 I've got soft arms.

00:46:20.620 I've got stretch marks.

00:46:22.240 I've got cellulite and a pooper you can hold on to, baby.

00:46:25.380 She is giving charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

00:46:30.620 Ha ha! 0.86

00:46:31.680 Why wouldn't I be?

00:46:33.220 Why wouldn't you be?

00:46:34.540 Come on.

00:46:35.480 I'll see you outside. 0.69

00:46:36.380 It sucks because like Sports Illustrated Corporate opens this video and they're like, we have

00:46:45.420 to give it to her. 0.84

00:46:46.920 Yeah.

00:46:47.840 She has to win this, unfortunately.

00:46:50.100 That's my least favorite kind of person.

00:46:51.700 Me too.

00:46:52.160 The fake confidence buzzword besties.

00:46:55.280 It's giving this.

00:46:56.500 I'm yelling.

00:46:57.500 Here's my fupa.

00:46:58.620 Yeah.

00:46:58.840 Nothing screams I'm confident like yelling how confident you are.

00:47:02.300 So true.

00:47:03.120 Yeah.

00:47:03.460 Um, and obviously, oh yeah.

00:47:05.920 How do you get your confidence?

00:47:07.660 Oh, you know, I do the podcast.

00:47:09.880 We get views.

00:47:10.600 We have great fan interactions.

00:47:12.720 Uh, years of like sharpening a skill and competing against other people in the industry

00:47:17.220 and improving and getting better.

00:47:18.900 Yeah.

00:47:19.120 My wife loves me.

00:47:20.460 Uh, my kids, I have confidence in my workplace, you know, I worked out and then I gained 40 pounds

00:47:26.760 of muscle or something.

00:47:28.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:28.740 That's how I got confident.

00:47:30.320 How did this lady get confident? 0.96

00:47:32.420 Um, by just saying, I'm just, yeah, exactly.

00:47:37.960 Confidence.

00:47:38.460 It's like in a, in the, in the past, if you weren't confident, it would be okay, go work

00:47:44.720 on yourself until you're confident.

00:47:46.740 Yeah.

00:47:46.900 Go find something to be, to gain confidence.

00:47:48.900 And now it's, well, just say you're confident and then we'll make everyone else lie and

00:47:53.960 pretend.

00:47:54.540 Yeah.

00:47:55.120 So it used to be a real thing.

00:47:56.580 You'll be a swimsuit model.

00:47:57.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:58.740 Now confidence is just free.

00:48:00.360 Yeah.

00:48:00.700 Um, and it's also like a thing for sports illustrated where they're trying to make sports

00:48:06.120 illustrated, like bend the knee and adjust their beauty standards for like the globalist

00:48:10.960 agenda.

00:48:11.800 So it's like, you have like a, an institution like sports illustrated and you're basically 0.97

00:48:16.940 saying, Hey, beauty is now fat people and ugly people and women are now transgenders. 0.99

00:48:23.620 And then they're ultimately the bag holders are the African American community who has 0.98

00:48:29.580 like the highest percentage of obesity in the world.

00:48:32.460 Right. 0.66

00:48:32.800 Like American blacks have American black women specifically have super high rates of obesity 1.00

00:48:38.660 and Oh yeah, I'm confident in my type two diabetes diagnosis, you know, like shit's going 1.00

00:48:44.620 crazy. 0.99

00:48:45.000 Right.

00:48:45.280 It's not good for anybody.

00:48:46.820 Yeah.

00:48:47.300 Well, that's the end of cringe of the week.

00:48:48.920 Do we want to do the mental health guy?

00:48:50.680 No, we're doing that in bonus land.

00:48:52.060 All right.

00:48:52.560 Do you want to preview what we're going to do in bonus land a little bit?

00:48:55.020 Yeah.

00:48:55.060 We have a great bonus land coming today.

00:48:57.140 We have a mental health song.

00:48:59.160 That's really funny.

00:49:00.260 The twerking surgery.

00:49:02.060 The twerking and surgery.

00:49:03.980 Um, we have an example of why makeup should be illegal. 0.99

00:49:07.720 Uh, there was an Asian hate crime that resulted in the person who did the crime getting a GoFundMe.

00:49:13.760 Uh, we have a couple of pets we want to show you guys.

00:49:16.120 There's more Tourette stuff.

00:49:17.800 Uh, we talk about Chris from Mr. Beast.

00:49:20.520 Christy.

00:49:21.240 Yeah.

00:49:21.640 Careful.

00:49:22.240 And we go over what we would do in the same situation if someone on the show ended up becoming trans.

00:49:28.260 So we kind of go through our, uh, our, what's our action list?

00:49:31.360 Protocol.

00:49:31.800 Our protocol.

00:49:32.600 Yeah.

00:49:32.880 Protocol.

00:49:33.880 Um, a pit bull gets attacked.

00:49:35.900 A pit bull attacks somebody.

00:49:37.140 Sorry.

00:49:37.780 Um, and as if that could be the case.

00:49:41.020 Oh, I read that wrong.

00:49:41.960 Um, and then yeah, a bunch of disgusting clips too.

00:49:44.680 Car drives off a cliff.

00:49:46.120 We have some good stuff in bonus land.

00:49:47.740 So join us in bonus land.

00:49:49.280 Fluggistalks.com is the website.

00:49:51.060 Sign up today.

00:49:52.140 All right.

00:49:52.420 Urban decay. 0.99

00:49:53.220 The naked lady shoots the gun. 1.00

00:49:54.720 Let's see what the naked lady's up to. 1.00

00:50:00.120 Oh yeah. 0.81

00:50:00.740 She is.

00:50:01.680 Middle of the highway.

00:50:03.760 They had to censor it because she's naked. 1.00

00:50:05.520 Holy shit. 1.00

00:50:06.520 He is shooting. 1.00

00:50:10.640 Another naked lady out and about shooting a gun this time. 1.00

00:50:14.140 Not just eating the cakes. 1.00

00:50:15.260 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

00:50:17.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:50:17.820 Oh my God.

00:50:18.880 Oh my God.

00:50:19.540 Oh my God. 1.00

00:50:20.960 Oh fuck that. 1.00

00:50:21.900 It's a lady. 1.00

00:50:22.880 Whoa.

00:50:23.320 Whoa.

00:50:24.340 Whoa.

00:50:24.720 Bro.

00:50:27.640 That's.

00:50:28.140 Hey, now that she shot the gun, the cops can move in and arrest her. 1.00

00:50:32.760 They couldn't before.

00:50:33.800 Yeah.

00:50:34.040 Before that was just normal Northern California stuff. 0.99

00:50:36.900 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

00:50:37.500 Now that you shot the gun in traffic on the highway naked, the cops can finally move in. 1.00

00:50:41.920 And I'm sure there was no pattern of behavior or earlier incidents that kind of should have

00:50:46.580 resulted in, you know, a visit to a doctor or, you know, a lockup.

00:50:50.920 And I'm sure that that was nothing.

00:50:53.120 Yeah.

00:50:53.200 They wait until the gun goes off and then that's when they can move in.

00:50:56.900 I'm sure she was an upstanding citizen before this.

00:50:59.160 Oh yeah.

00:50:59.820 2022 taxes are probably been filed.

00:51:02.180 Filed.

00:51:02.660 All good.

00:51:03.260 Absolutely.

00:51:04.000 Yeah.

00:51:04.380 So this person in reality probably hasn't been like a respectable person in society for 10 years.

00:51:10.120 Five at least.

00:51:11.000 Maybe, you know, if you're naked shooting the gun. 0.69

00:51:13.820 Right.

00:51:13.940 So that's a person who can get round up.

00:51:15.920 Yeah.

00:51:16.720 And that's, and that's part of the thing with the bail and the catch and release nature of

00:51:21.000 these urban environments.

00:51:23.200 It's like, you kind of don't get stuck away until you do the really bad thing.

00:51:28.600 And that's kind of why we wanted to show this.

00:51:30.460 Yeah.

00:51:30.820 Cause it's, it's crazy.

00:51:31.960 That's why urban decays so much.

00:51:33.820 Exactly.

00:51:34.380 And that's why we have a whole section called urban decays.

00:51:36.880 Cause they don't lock you away until the knife actually goes in the guy's body.

00:51:39.960 They don't lock you away until you actually kill the cop. 0.66

00:51:42.600 Yeah.

00:51:42.860 You know, uh, until then it's the revolving door of petty crime and oh, whoa, it escalated.

00:51:47.960 And before you shoot the cop or stab somebody, you're robbing stores, you're fighting people,

00:51:53.520 you're robbing people, you're vandalizing, you're breaking car windows.

00:51:57.540 You don't go to jail for that.

00:51:58.840 So you have to just deal with that until they eventually do something that's a little too

00:52:03.380 far, like shoot a gun naked in traffic on the highway.

00:52:06.080 Yeah. 0.88

00:52:06.580 And then you get locked up.

00:52:08.000 And then unfortunately, a lot of times an upstanding member of society is dead by the

00:52:12.240 time you're have to go to jail.

00:52:13.880 So that's, that's why we have an urban decay section.

00:52:16.540 All right.

00:52:17.160 Number two video.

00:52:18.060 This was a video taken by, um, a UPS guy, I believe outside of, or somewhere in San Francisco

00:52:24.100 showing the car theft and where they dump all the stuff.

00:52:29.460 So the street rats will rob people and then they'll dump whatever they didn't use in this

00:52:33.300 one area.

00:52:34.520 So here you go.

00:52:36.200 So here's all your vacation luggage with all your clothes and random stuff.

00:52:40.500 They just took the phone chargers out, whatever they could sell, whatever was quickly sellable.

00:52:45.800 And so this is another thing that we always talk about is the, the price to like impact

00:52:52.040 ratio or what?

00:52:52.960 I don't even know what to call it, but like these guys come, they break your car window.

00:52:56.820 That's 150 bucks at least.

00:52:58.340 Right.

00:52:58.600 Then they steal all your luggage and to replace your clothes and your wardrobe value, that's

00:53:03.780 probably 600 bucks to you, you know?

00:53:06.940 And then they dump it on the side of the highway, take whatever's valuable or easily resellable

00:53:11.440 prescription pills.

00:53:12.480 Yeah.

00:53:12.780 Whatever you got in your bag, that the one thing that they actually can use, they sell

00:53:16.740 that for 80 bucks. 0.61

00:53:17.980 And then the total value to you is like 750 bucks.

00:53:21.800 They get 80.

00:53:22.800 And so it's just like a loss, an economic loss. 0.98

00:53:25.800 And you're the victim and nobody gives a fuck. 0.98

00:53:28.260 Nobody tries to stop these guys. 0.99

00:53:29.840 They might even get 20. 1.00

00:53:31.440 I might do the, they might wreck your whole $800 worth of shit, you know, for fucking 20 1.00

00:53:38.080 bucks. 1.00

00:53:38.440 Yeah.

00:53:39.040 And then, you know what?

00:53:40.820 Give me bait cars.

00:53:42.260 Where are the police?

00:53:43.240 Where is anybody?

00:53:44.420 It kind of raises a question.

00:53:46.480 Why wouldn't the mayor take an easy win on this and be like, okay, we're starting a new

00:53:50.460 squad within the police department.

00:53:51.900 I'm giving you this X, Y, Z.

00:53:54.040 We need a dedicated 20 man squad just on the vehicle break in thefts.

00:53:58.120 Yeah.

00:53:58.440 We've become a national joke.

00:54:00.340 So it kind of makes you wonder why would anybody not take that easiest dub ever?

00:54:05.380 Yeah.

00:54:05.700 The Democrats need, for some reason, the crime to be high and horrible for everybody.

00:54:11.220 Yeah.

00:54:11.980 I'll do the New York City average day in New York.

00:54:15.080 Yeah.

00:54:15.440 This is-

00:54:15.960 Here's another one.

00:54:17.980 Here's the street rat who's trying to break a window. 1.00

00:54:21.400 And you have like the stupid model person who thinks they're doing something in some 1.00

00:54:24.520 outfit. 1.00

00:54:25.040 And then a street rat like violent behind them trying to break a window.

00:54:29.000 And then the finance bros jogging.

00:54:31.020 Yeah.

00:54:31.220 And the two white finance bros jogging.

00:54:33.620 The city used to be for the finance bros.

00:54:36.120 Yeah.

00:54:36.360 And then the art people coexisted, the models.

00:54:39.800 They were there too.

00:54:40.840 They never bothered anybody. 0.99

00:54:42.000 They did some freaky ecstasy warehouse parties and shit. 0.98

00:54:44.380 But that was it. 0.99

00:54:45.880 You know?

00:54:46.620 Now you got the bum trying to break everything. 1.00

00:54:48.480 Yeah.

00:54:48.640 And the finance bros, they can't even say anything.

00:54:50.680 Yeah.

00:54:50.940 They can't.

00:54:51.540 And they don't want to be toxic masculinity and try and step up and tell the person to

00:54:55.640 stop.

00:54:56.000 Yeah.

00:54:56.200 Daniel Penny situation.

00:54:57.540 You get locked up, lose your job.

00:54:59.040 Good luck.

00:54:59.860 Exactly.

00:55:00.360 Good luck affording your lease.

00:55:02.040 Exactly.

00:55:02.640 Rudy Giuliani knows how to fix that. 0.97

00:55:05.200 Let's go to the slutty vegan boot removal. 0.99

00:55:09.160 Do you want to explain this at all? 0.95

00:55:10.740 Yeah.

00:55:11.180 So these two.

00:55:12.440 Because nobody's going to hear what they say.

00:55:14.140 These two entrepreneurs.

00:55:17.120 Very classy of you.

00:55:18.480 These two entrepreneurs started a business where you pay them $75 and they'll come to

00:55:24.960 your booted car or truck where the city puts a boot on your car or truck for parking

00:55:30.940 violations, not paid tickets, or illegally parking somewhere.

00:55:34.600 So they'll boot your truck. 0.99

00:55:35.760 Which will usually cost like $200 to get unbooted.

00:55:38.360 So you pay $75 to these two individuals and they'll come take the boot off for free.

00:55:43.700 And this is Atlanta.

00:55:44.580 Yeah, it's the boot girls. 1.00

00:55:45.880 I'm boot shiesty.

00:55:46.940 And I'm boot baby.

00:55:47.760 And we're the boot girls in Buckhead. 0.99

00:55:49.540 We had to come and get slutty vegan, right? 1.00

00:55:51.160 Check that shit off real quick. 1.00

00:55:52.380 You already know. 1.00

00:55:53.020 Come to slutty vegan and get slutified. 1.00

00:55:54.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:57.140 So slutty vegan, the food truck, which is for some reason advertised that. 0.99

00:56:01.560 You just got implicated in a crime, buddy. 0.99

00:56:03.680 They just paid us $75. 0.99

00:56:06.360 Yeah, slutty vegan doesn't pay their fees to get the boot off their truck. 1.00

00:56:10.200 Do you think they're washing their hands and keeping up with health codes in their van? 0.95

00:56:14.900 You think that meat is the highest quality or do you think it might be stolen?

00:56:18.860 Might be off the back of a truck somewhere.

00:56:20.480 Slutty vegan. 0.92

00:56:21.520 Oh yeah, meat. 0.96

00:56:23.780 But still, they ain't washing their hands in that thing.

00:56:26.880 Yeah.

00:56:28.040 That's so funny.

00:56:28.960 Yeah.

00:56:29.220 $75, no standards.

00:56:31.560 That's it.

00:56:32.440 Yeah.

00:56:32.960 All right, move on.

00:56:33.560 That's society.

00:56:34.660 That's the parallel economy right there.

00:56:36.800 Yeah.

00:56:37.060 That's not public square.

00:56:38.360 That's the street rat economy. 0.97

00:56:41.540 And then those girls will go to jail when they shoot somebody. 1.00

00:56:45.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:45.920 Once they're dead.

00:56:47.380 And then before that, they unimpounded 50 trucks and 50 cars.

00:56:53.100 Shout out to them.

00:56:54.180 Let's do the knife attack stopped. 0.56

00:56:56.700 This is kind of a borderline uplifting.

00:56:59.500 It could be.

00:57:00.820 This is in Seattle.

00:57:04.360 So there's a guy going crazy on the train.

00:57:06.420 He's got a knife.

00:57:07.340 He's trying to stab people.

00:57:08.600 There's kids. 0.97

00:57:09.480 He already has stabbed someone.

00:57:10.880 He already did stab someone who's on the ground.

00:57:12.680 And then there's a little Asian guy who's holding him back. 1.00

00:57:25.920 This Asian guy's kind of using a duffel bag to kind of like block so that he can't really 1.00

00:57:30.460 knife him.

00:57:31.960 He's keeping him in the back of the bus.

00:57:34.640 And he keeps him back there so everyone can get off at the next stop.

00:57:40.060 And then he's the last one off.

00:57:42.340 And he's a hero.

00:57:44.240 There's the victim.

00:57:45.160 He's bleeding out of his wrist pretty bad.

00:57:48.160 And yeah, it goes on.

00:57:49.040 The kid kind of holds him off like a charging bull until everybody's off and he runs away.

00:57:53.740 And he's the cops now.

00:57:55.300 And then he gets arrested.

00:57:56.780 There was a...

00:57:57.580 Nice to see.

00:57:58.200 Yeah.

00:57:58.540 It's nice to see someone still got the dog in him.

00:58:00.440 Yeah, exactly. 0.98

00:58:01.300 Because otherwise that old Asian man would just be dead. 1.00

00:58:03.520 If nobody had that dog in him, someone's dead. 0.77

00:58:06.540 Yeah.

00:58:06.700 So shout out to that kid. 1.00

00:58:08.720 Merch if you contact us.

00:58:11.000 If that's you, face mug coming, t-shirts coming.

00:58:14.200 That's also why you can't ride the bus because you don't want to have your number called.

00:58:17.640 Was that a train or a bus or yeah, whatever.

00:58:20.200 You don't want to have that number called, you know?

00:58:23.360 Let's read that El Salvador tweet.

00:58:24.960 This kind of reminded me of this.

00:58:28.380 This guy tweeted, El Salvador terrifies libtards because it's a perfectly straight...

00:58:32.760 And El Salvador, you guys all know, it's...

00:58:34.880 They do the just like mass imprisonment of the MS-13 types, the face tattoo guys.

00:58:39.600 They make them run and jog together.

00:58:41.020 I think we showed it on the show, right?

00:58:42.240 Yeah, they just locked them all up.

00:58:44.000 But just for people who don't have context.

00:58:45.720 So El Salvador terrifies libtards because it's a perfectly straightforward illustration 1.00

00:58:49.980 that the best thing you can do is ignore their entire ideology,

00:58:54.460 do exactly what they say you can't do,

00:58:57.460 and the outcome is objectively good.

00:59:00.020 You mean to say that I can have militarized squads of my co-ethnics

00:59:04.020 just imprison and or remove anyone making my country worse

00:59:07.460 and there is no downside except for violating a pointless ideology that made everything worse?

00:59:12.420 It means like democracy, you know, or due process, whatever these beliefs are.

00:59:17.020 It's like, nah, just lock the criminals away and your murder rate goes down to zero.

00:59:22.160 And in El Salvador, it's like, we know who they are. 0.66

00:59:24.200 It's the ones that are covered in tattoos doing all the crimes.

00:59:26.740 They made it super easy.

00:59:28.320 Lock them up.

00:59:29.580 So like, yeah, I wish we had a situation like that here

00:59:31.380 where we can just not have to answer to leftists who feel bad.

00:59:36.420 Yeah.

00:59:36.740 And they're saying, oh, you're racist.

00:59:38.180 And just go, oh, everyone's locked up.

00:59:39.600 You do a crime, you're locked up. 0.80

00:59:40.860 I'm racist.

00:59:41.560 The sidewalks are clean.

00:59:42.940 The community's safe.

00:59:44.060 Okay.

00:59:44.540 I'm hateful.

00:59:45.420 Yeah. 0.97

00:59:45.880 Let's do the 16-year-old double shooting.

00:59:49.120 Yeah.

00:59:49.540 So I don't have many details on this,

00:59:51.220 but this kind of sparked a conversation with us off screen.

00:59:53.700 A 16-year-old Florida high school football star who had offers to multiple colleges across the country

00:59:59.560 was arrested for a double shooting in Fort Lauderdale.

01:00:02.520 There's this picture.

01:00:03.960 Multiple college offers, 16 years old.

01:00:07.420 I was 16 years old.

01:00:08.700 I never had to do a double shooting.

01:00:10.500 Me neither.

01:00:11.160 I never had to shoot a gun at anybody.

01:00:13.040 So it makes you kind of wonder.

01:00:14.820 It's like if you're, I don't think that kid's smart.

01:00:17.720 Obviously not.

01:00:18.680 He's involved in double shootings.

01:00:20.800 He's a dum-dum who is good at football.

01:00:22.640 He has something going for him.

01:00:24.160 If he was smart, he would realize, oh, I have football going for me.

01:00:27.200 I can go to college for free.

01:00:28.540 I can maybe go pro.

01:00:29.980 I can change my whole life.

01:00:31.420 Even if I don't go pro, kids are getting NIL deals.

01:00:33.820 There's ways to make money off college football now.

01:00:35.660 Yeah.

01:00:36.040 Like I need to prioritize that and stay away from anything that could hinder that dream, that goal.

01:00:42.160 So low IQ guy.

01:00:43.920 Instead, he goes. 0.83

01:00:45.580 And shoots two people involved in a double shooting.

01:00:47.580 So I was kind of talking to Rappoy about this yesterday. 1.00

01:00:49.920 It's like our low IQ people destined to do low IQ shit forever, then go to jail and be in. 0.99

01:00:56.920 Because if you're a high IQ person, you don't do certain things. 1.00

01:01:00.000 Like, oh, you like your boys are going to rob somebody.

01:01:02.520 It's like, I'm not going with you.

01:01:04.140 I'm super uncomfortable with this.

01:01:05.560 Yeah.

01:01:05.700 Or someone drunk is going to drive you home.

01:01:07.560 It's like, I'm going to call my dad or I'm going to order an Uber.

01:01:10.720 Yeah.

01:01:11.160 You know, like a high IQ person will avoid situations.

01:01:13.860 A low IQ person will always be presented opportunities to do a low IQ thing.

01:01:18.740 And then a one of those will eventually get you in trouble.

01:01:21.220 And then you end up in jail.

01:01:22.380 And I feel like that's like a low IQ place to end up that a high IQ person would avoid because he wouldn't do things a low IQ person would do.

01:01:29.520 So, I don't know.

01:01:31.260 Are people destined based on their IQ to kind of, are they capped out?

01:01:36.040 Yeah.

01:01:36.240 Like water finds its level.

01:01:37.840 You're going to go.

01:01:38.620 It doesn't matter if you're actually good at football or have some thing. 0.99

01:01:42.220 You're always going to fuck up in some way, which is kind of sad. 0.99

01:01:45.600 But, I mean, it's a self, it's like flushing down the toilet. 0.99

01:01:49.320 You know, you're going to get down to the bottom. 0.98

01:01:51.940 And my thing is the people who are like this are even worse criminals. 0.95

01:01:56.940 Someone who has something to lose, like this kid, for example, should be locked up longer than I think just some dummy. 0.91

01:02:04.100 Yeah.

01:02:04.580 Who really had nothing to lose.

01:02:06.100 You know, oh, a criminal, they're just poor.

01:02:08.040 It's like, no, this guy had something.

01:02:09.840 And same with like Aaron Hernandez.

01:02:11.980 Yeah.

01:02:12.480 Who did basically the same thing.

01:02:14.160 He was smart enough to prioritize.

01:02:16.100 Yeah.

01:02:16.360 You had all those millions.

01:02:17.760 You had everything on the table and you still did it.

01:02:20.100 You should really be in jail.

01:02:21.620 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:02:22.900 So let's go to the David Hogg tweet.

01:02:25.940 What's David Hogg up to?

01:02:27.480 He's been doing really bad takes lately.

01:02:29.620 David Hogg says, Switzerland is a country that has a high rate of gun ownership but doesn't have a high level of gun violence.

01:02:35.920 It's because they actually have a well-regulated militia with high levels of mental and legal vetting and training to own a gun.

01:02:42.980 And Garand Thumb comes in and goes, oh, there is another reason also.

01:02:48.240 Because Switzerland's all white. 0.97

01:02:49.700 It's all white people. 0.97

01:02:51.200 Exactly.

01:02:51.860 Nobody goes like this.

01:02:53.100 Yeah.

01:02:54.000 All right.

01:02:54.580 We're out of Urban Decay.

01:02:55.980 Was I wrong to spell that out?

01:02:57.540 No, that's it.

01:02:58.280 That's it, right?

01:02:59.000 That's it.

01:02:59.560 That's why it's on the show. 0.98

01:03:00.640 White people don't kill that many people. 0.95

01:03:02.960 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:03:04.400 Moving on.

01:03:05.080 Don't get too down.

01:03:05.900 Don't get depressed.

01:03:06.780 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:03:09.000 Our first part of Uplifting Gold is actually about me.

01:03:12.160 Oh.

01:03:12.660 Yeah.

01:03:12.960 So in our Q&A, we were talking about water.

01:03:16.240 People asked what kind of water I like.

01:03:18.220 And unfortunately, up until today, I have been drinking for the last 10 years water bottles.

01:03:26.500 Dasani.

01:03:27.140 Dasani plastic water bottles for every bit of water I drink.

01:03:30.520 And then I read something about the plastic and how it's bad.

01:03:33.740 And my androgens are all gone.

01:03:35.920 So I got a water.

01:03:36.880 I think it's androgen receptors or something.

01:03:39.260 But Fleckis just reads it.

01:03:40.300 And he gets the gist.

01:03:41.580 He moves on.

01:03:42.040 I get the gist and I order like a, you know, not expensive, super expensive, but I order

01:03:46.840 a high quality air water purifier.

01:03:50.220 Yeah.

01:03:50.620 So now I have a water purifier.

01:03:52.360 Reverse osmosis water filtration purification system.

01:03:55.520 And I also got a huge gallon glass jug that I'm going to fill the water with every day,

01:04:00.840 put it in the fridge, and then I'm going to drink that water.

01:04:03.500 Smart.

01:04:04.260 So here on the show, it's Uplifting.

01:04:06.760 We're no longer drinking out of plastic.

01:04:08.820 No more Dasani.

01:04:09.560 And I always, I know people love to complain and make memes about Dasani tasting like water

01:04:14.880 that got left in a super soaker.

01:04:16.560 Yeah.

01:04:17.020 I never thought that way.

01:04:18.960 Yeah.

01:04:19.160 Dasani is good.

01:04:20.320 So yeah, those days are over.

01:04:21.680 We're drinking out of glass and we're only drinking filtered water.

01:04:24.520 And if we have to add our own minerals to it, we're going to add our own minerals to

01:04:28.100 it.

01:04:28.360 Whole new world out here.

01:04:29.560 Yeah.

01:04:29.980 All right.

01:04:30.520 Uplifting gold, Iowa Bale Toss football player.

01:04:33.220 Here's a football player who didn't do a double homicide.

01:04:35.780 Oh yeah.

01:04:36.340 And he never would.

01:04:37.300 This is pure Americana, Iowa redshirt sophomore Jennings Dunker emerges as the champion in the

01:04:44.020 Solon Beef Days Hay Bale Toss for the second consecutive year.

01:04:47.740 Congratulations, buddy.

01:04:48.820 Yep.

01:04:50.020 He beat, he set a new record and he defeated fellow offensive lineman Logan Jones.

01:04:55.260 That's great.

01:04:55.820 It's just the boys, the O-line.

01:04:57.120 The Iowa boys?

01:04:57.880 The Iowa O-line boys, yeah.

01:04:59.260 Hey, that's good stuff.

01:05:00.320 If that's you, we'll send you some t-shirts.

01:05:02.140 Yep.

01:05:02.540 That's very based.

01:05:03.540 Love to see it.

01:05:04.320 Yep.

01:05:04.460 Let's go to the super villain arc on the subway.

01:05:09.140 Super villain origin story.

01:05:10.580 Tell them the message.

01:05:12.480 Give them the message.

01:05:14.680 They have got 24 hours to respond.

01:05:18.380 The guy who designed the Mini and the X5 needs his royalties.

01:05:23.100 If he's not paid, we will start by blowing up all the BMW showrooms in Britain, and then

01:05:31.240 we'll move into BMW in Germany and blow that up as well.

01:05:36.900 That's the message.

01:05:38.340 The guy's issuing very clear threats.

01:05:41.520 It seems like, yeah, that's some sort of super villain.

01:05:44.420 Yeah.

01:05:45.000 Who is making threats.

01:05:46.840 I've personally never seen one in real life, so.

01:05:48.740 I guess he invented the X5 BMW.

01:05:51.320 Wow.

01:05:52.000 And they better pay up.

01:05:53.120 I wonder what happens.

01:05:53.780 Yeah, they try to stiff him.

01:05:54.780 That doesn't sound very good, BMW.

01:05:56.420 Do the right thing, BMW.

01:05:57.720 This guy would be friends with the guy who saw Joe Biden come to his medical appointment.

01:06:03.300 We should get those two together.

01:06:05.420 Oh, if we got those two together, I would watch hours of that conversation.

01:06:10.760 That's kind of a next level TLC type reality show that we need.

01:06:14.360 You put them together?

01:06:15.100 Phrenics.

01:06:15.800 Yeah.

01:06:16.680 Schizophrenics.

01:06:17.160 It's like a hoarder with the person who's addicted to eating the inside of the cushion

01:06:21.960 in the car.

01:06:23.360 And you get them together, and you guys live together for a week.

01:06:26.680 And just see what happens.

01:06:27.640 Just see what you talk about.

01:06:29.000 Go to the uncle casting spells, please.

01:06:33.120 What can I get started for you?

01:06:35.100 I want a double dragon chocolate mocha macchiato frappuccino.

01:06:40.440 Man, how in the hell do I know what the hell to say all of this?

01:06:43.360 A double dragon chocolate mocha macchiato frappuccino.

01:06:49.360 Double chocolate mocha macchiato.

01:06:52.160 What kind of frappuccino?

01:06:55.200 We have a double chocolate chip mocha frappuccino.

01:07:00.880 or a regular mocha frappuccino? 0.94

01:07:13.680 What the hell is you?

01:07:16.100 I mean, what are you saying? 0.98

01:07:29.480 What do you say?

01:07:31.480 I don't know what you saying.

01:07:33.900 A frappuccino.

01:07:35.520 That's our blended beverage.

01:07:37.220 No.

01:07:38.860 What is he?

01:07:40.320 No.

01:07:42.040 So he's out here.

01:07:42.880 Uncle out here casting spells with that headline.

01:07:46.300 And then let's end on something positive, something beautiful in nature.

01:07:50.260 The spider with or the snake with the spider tail.

01:07:53.140 So this is a venomous snake based on the looks of it.

01:07:59.380 Yeah.

01:07:59.680 And it has a fake spider attached to its tail.

01:08:03.680 Its tail looks like mimics a spider.

01:08:05.660 And look how it moves.

01:08:06.500 It moves like a real spider.

01:08:07.580 Then I'm sure like a bird comes and goes, oh, I can eat this spider.

01:08:10.920 And then you got bit by a snake.

01:08:13.420 End of your life.

01:08:14.160 You didn't even know it.

01:08:15.240 Isn't that cool?

01:08:16.440 That is cool.

01:08:17.460 Thank you for showing that.

01:08:18.780 I never saw that.

01:08:19.840 Yeah.

01:08:20.260 The snake's got a spider decoy on it.

01:08:23.140 Like a snapping turtle technology.

01:08:24.980 Yeah.

01:08:25.380 Life finds a way, I guess.

01:08:26.560 That's pretty good.

01:08:27.180 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:08:29.120 Another Fluggist Talks in the books. 0.98

01:08:30.160 Anything you want to end on?

01:08:31.140 No.

01:08:31.560 I got nothing.

01:08:32.340 I think it was a good episode.

01:08:33.540 Yeah.

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