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00:03:38.160 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:03:40.400 All right.

00:03:41.200 Getting into housekeeping.

00:03:42.240 Hello, Richard.

00:03:42.800 Hey, what's up?

00:03:43.520 We have a great housekeeping.

00:03:44.560 We have three pages of housekeeping today.

00:03:46.560 Okay, okay.

00:03:47.680 Your favorite.

00:03:49.200 First is first, the doppelgangers.

00:03:51.440 We don't really do doppelgangers anymore.

00:03:53.280 But if we did, Richard Rappoy kind of looking like Morgan Wallen and shit.

00:03:57.280 Yeah, with glasses.

00:03:58.960 Who put these glasses on them?

00:04:00.320 Are those, do those not have arms?

00:04:02.560 No, it's like a JPEG.

00:04:04.000 Oh, so it's a, oh, that's why it's a filter.

00:04:06.400 So that without glasses, I don't see it.

00:04:08.080 But with glasses, I see it, but the glasses are fake.

00:04:10.720 There was a time when we copied Morgan Wallen's outfits and we, yeah, there they are.

00:04:16.000 The brown Christmas suit with the cowboy hats.

00:04:19.200 We try to copy Morgan.

00:04:20.400 Yeah.

00:04:20.800 I will say, um, if you're on, if you're going to an event or something with your boys, cheap

00:04:25.760 blowout suits, like coordinated is a great move.

00:04:29.600 The suit costs, I think we got it at Goodwill or something.

00:04:32.560 Yeah, we got it at a cheap suit store.

00:04:34.320 Basically.

00:04:34.720 Um, and yeah.

00:04:35.600 It was like 200 bucks.

00:04:36.640 And, but the production value you get from that 200 bucks, basically a thousand dollars

00:04:41.200 worth of.

00:04:41.520 You could do a party trick where you go like this.

00:04:43.240 Hey, watch this.

00:04:45.040 Just rip it up the back.

00:04:46.960 You could jump in the pool.

00:04:48.720 Yeah.

00:04:48.960 You could really do anything.

00:04:50.080 Once you've, once you've, uh, remembered that it's, it's only needs to last for one use.

00:04:56.160 Possibilities are limitless.

00:04:57.260 You could really do anything.

00:04:58.420 You could take a drink and like, Hey, watch this.

00:05:00.660 Pour it in your pocket.

00:05:02.260 You're all wet.

00:05:03.080 Who cares?

00:05:03.800 Yeah.

00:05:04.100 Uh, we basically did that.

00:05:05.380 Yeah.

00:05:05.780 Uh, all right.

00:05:06.380 Moving on LeBron's school.

00:05:08.000 LeBron opened to school to try to help kids learn better, but turns out LeBron don't know

00:05:12.280 anything.

00:05:12.900 Yeah.

00:05:13.460 LeBron's himself is the personal teacher, as we know, but no, I mean, just a headline that

00:05:18.800 came out in a story that was pretty funny.

00:05:20.520 Not one eighth grade student at the LeBron James, uh, Akron school has passed a state math

00:05:25.320 test in three years.

00:05:27.120 An eighth grade math.

00:05:28.420 Isn't even that hard.

00:05:29.500 You'd think there'd be one.

00:05:30.860 You think it's like, Oh, no one passed calculus.

00:05:32.500 And you know, I get that a little bit.

00:05:35.260 Eighth grade math.

00:05:36.440 They ain't getting educated.

00:05:37.840 They're barely getting the letters into math at that point.

00:05:40.620 Right?

00:05:40.940 Like just knowing algebra is kind of eighth grade probably.

00:05:44.060 And it kind of makes you wonder what is the ceiling on how much math LeBron James knows?

00:05:50.260 Do you think he knows?

00:05:51.100 Do you think he knows three times three?

00:05:52.920 Yeah.

00:05:53.480 Do you think he knows six times seven?

00:05:55.520 That's a toughie.

00:05:56.560 That's getting borderline.

00:05:58.200 No, but this, this school is like a public school, um, in Akron that gets like $8.1 million

00:06:04.260 from, you know, society.

00:06:06.960 And then LeBron just kind of tops it off with an extra 1.4 or something million a year.

00:06:11.560 Uh, and they put out a statement that was like, Oh yeah, well, you know, these kinds

00:06:16.220 of things take time and blah, blah, blah resources.

00:06:19.640 Yeah.

00:06:20.100 And we, we just need to get more resources and teach with love.

00:06:22.960 And it's like, it doesn't matter what, how many resources you dump in somewhere.

00:06:27.000 If someone's not going to open the book and like figure it out, how an extra million dollars

00:06:31.280 doesn't make you know the numbers.

00:06:33.660 Exactly.

00:06:34.360 So it's sad, but, uh, he's been doing this since 2018.

00:06:37.120 These numbers are from the last three years.

00:06:38.980 So not one person.

00:06:40.900 So once again, yeah.

00:06:42.180 And once again, we're questioning LeBron's legacy right now.

00:06:44.680 We're like, we're like ESPN.

00:06:46.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:47.500 All right.

00:06:47.780 Moving on.

00:06:48.920 Uh, Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell had a tough week last week.

00:06:52.400 Mitch McConnell had that freeze up where he got tapped by that lady, uh, that lizard

00:06:56.860 handler and turned his brain off.

00:06:59.180 And then, uh, Diane Feinstein had a similar situation.

00:07:02.560 There was, I guess, a vote on the floor.

00:07:05.340 Yeah.

00:07:05.520 It was a budget vote and, uh, she started riffing.

00:07:08.520 She started talking.

00:07:09.400 Oh yeah.

00:07:09.900 We should vote for this because of this.

00:07:11.600 And then it's, it's literally the vote.

00:07:13.180 It's either a or nay.

00:07:14.640 It was literally say yay or nay.

00:07:16.880 Yeah.

00:07:17.460 And we can, we can play the clip.

00:07:18.980 We have the clip.

00:07:19.600 It's either yay or nay.

00:07:20.500 And this is what she does.

00:07:21.120 Senator Feinstein.

00:07:26.460 Um, say aye.

00:07:27.960 They're saying say aye.

00:07:29.640 Yeah.

00:07:30.780 Uh, to say.

00:07:32.300 I would like to support a yes vote on this.

00:07:36.880 Um, it provides 823 billion.

00:07:41.280 That's an increase of 26 billion for the Department of Defense.

00:07:46.160 And it funds priorities submitted.

00:07:53.580 Yeah.

00:07:54.040 Just say aye.

00:07:54.940 Okay.

00:07:55.540 Just.

00:07:57.820 Aye.

00:07:58.720 Thank you.

00:07:59.140 Oh, it's so funny.

00:08:00.560 It's so cute.

00:08:01.720 How pathetic.

00:08:03.220 Yeah.

00:08:03.400 She doesn't even know where she is.

00:08:04.800 Yeah.

00:08:04.940 Richard Rappway and I were talking about this.

00:08:07.560 If like you're building your resume and you work on the Hill or something and you're like

00:08:11.040 a chief of staff or one of these people, you know, oh, I work for Jim Jordan.

00:08:14.720 He wakes up at 4 a.m. and works out.

00:08:17.020 We can barely keep up with him.

00:08:18.540 He's reading reports.

00:08:19.380 I don't even have access to.

00:08:20.660 Yeah.

00:08:20.780 Like I get the coffees and I help where I can.

00:08:23.060 But, you know, he's kind of just doing it on his own.

00:08:26.420 If you're running Dianne Feinstein, you're basically in the Senate.

00:08:29.980 You're like a 24 year old senator.

00:08:31.820 It's like I ran Dianne Feinstein all the way up to the end.

00:08:34.500 Basically a hospice nurse as well.

00:08:36.260 Human meat puppeteer.

00:08:37.340 I just told her what to do all the time.

00:08:39.200 Sometimes it didn't work.

00:08:40.140 And I admit that I admit my mistakes.

00:08:41.860 Yeah.

00:08:42.180 But if you're if that's on your resume, like, oh, you know, 2020 to 2024, Dianne Feinstein,

00:08:48.980 chief of staff.

00:08:49.760 Yeah.

00:08:50.200 You're getting any job you want.

00:08:51.420 Same thing with Fetterman.

00:08:52.400 I effectively ran the state of Pennsylvania.

00:08:55.060 You know, they're one senator vote.

00:08:56.820 Exactly.

00:08:57.340 You're a 24 year old intern who runs the whole operation.

00:09:00.480 It's pretty impressive.

00:09:01.300 So congrats to that guy.

00:09:02.640 Yeah.

00:09:02.820 That's like a that's a sick resume.

00:09:04.960 Yeah.

00:09:05.460 That's actually really impressive.

00:09:07.200 All right.

00:09:07.520 Next, that Adam Schiff picture.

00:09:09.300 So we got Adam Schiff here with Venman.

00:09:11.500 But then we also have Venman as well.

00:09:13.380 Who's the second Venman?

00:09:14.600 I didn't know there were two Venmans.

00:09:16.400 Is this like it's not the same shirt.

00:09:18.480 It's not a mirror thing.

00:09:19.360 This is just two Venmans.

00:09:20.420 Yeah.

00:09:21.000 And they're the exact same kind of guy.

00:09:22.500 So I don't know.

00:09:23.480 We'll have to look into this.

00:09:24.640 We kind of brought this to the podcast prematurely.

00:09:26.920 Yeah.

00:09:27.100 We don't know yet.

00:09:27.860 This is a last minute ad.

00:09:28.980 We got Venman, Schiff and Venman as well.

00:09:31.440 Yeah.

00:09:31.720 So who is the other Venman?

00:09:33.320 Do you want to play this clip of Schiff that we have?

00:09:35.860 Yeah.

00:09:36.160 About impeaching Joe Biden just because of the chef's kiss of irony here.

00:09:40.780 The friendly reminder, Adam Schiff invented and led on the news, CNN for months about the Russian hoax, the Russian influence.

00:09:49.420 And he's like, oh, I got stuff.

00:09:51.040 Just wait until I prove it.

00:09:52.680 Yeah.

00:09:53.180 It's four years later.

00:09:54.060 He's going to gaslight us like a psycho.

00:09:55.700 I think the Republican desire to impeach someone, anyone, no matter whether there's any evidence, just shows how they have descended into chaos.

00:10:09.700 So the Republicans have descended into chaos because we're impeaching Joe Biden over anything without evidence.

00:10:17.360 Like, don't you say that?

00:10:18.960 And like the inside of your brain is just like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:10:22.500 We can't say that.

00:10:23.260 I wonder if it, like for someone who tells the truth and tries to be a real person, like it definitely hurts.

00:10:30.440 There's like that guilt within you.

00:10:32.140 Yeah.

00:10:32.600 But for him, he's so used to the media just going like, yeah, this guy, whatever he says right now.

00:10:38.000 He's deep in it.

00:10:38.640 So I think there might be a difference in his brain chemistry and he doesn't feel bad at all.

00:10:43.020 He's cool with it.

00:10:43.800 Do you think he believes what he's saying?

00:10:46.180 Almost.

00:10:46.460 Or do you think at this point he's kind of like, eh, it didn't look great for me?

00:10:50.360 I don't think he believes what he's saying.

00:10:51.640 He knows what he has to say and he'll do it at every turn.

00:10:54.600 Yeah.

00:10:54.720 You know what I mean?

00:10:55.540 Which I, wow, I actually respect that.

00:10:57.900 I know.

00:10:58.340 It's kind of more impressive.

00:11:00.820 All right.

00:11:01.340 Moving on.

00:11:02.060 We have an update from a former president, right?

00:11:06.640 Ulysses S.

00:11:07.200 Grant?

00:11:07.520 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:11:08.640 I was like, what are you talking about?

00:11:10.500 So Ulysses S.

00:11:11.700 Grant was a general in the Civil War, became president after that in the 1860s.

00:11:17.320 We have an update from his great-great-grandson.

00:11:20.700 It says, Ulysses S.

00:11:22.940 Grant, great-great-grandson and author of gay vampire fiction.

00:11:28.300 Wow.

00:11:28.880 That's why you put the time in.

00:11:30.100 That's why you work so hard.

00:11:31.480 Yeah.

00:11:31.860 Your house burned down.

00:11:33.360 All these horrible things happened to your family.

00:11:35.160 People died.

00:11:36.040 Make the sacrifices.

00:11:37.160 Civil war.

00:11:38.340 And now your great-great-grandson's writing twink shit.

00:11:41.200 Yeah.

00:11:42.040 He's harvesting, you know?

00:11:43.380 He's enjoying the freedom you gave him.

00:11:46.000 So, yeah.

00:11:46.680 It says on the top, I must study war so my sons can study business, so their sons can study art,

00:11:51.100 so their sons can write gay vampire fiction.

00:11:53.480 So we lost another one.

00:11:55.340 Yeah.

00:11:55.780 And it makes you wonder, did Limp Bizkit get it right?

00:11:58.780 There was an article we saw that rang true to me.

00:12:01.640 It says, did Limp Bizkit predict the future?

00:12:03.600 Because everything is fucked and everybody sucks.

00:12:06.780 So it kind of does ring true to me.

00:12:08.500 Yeah.

00:12:08.800 They had to wait a little bit, but they got it right.

00:12:10.940 You know what I was thinking about the other day?

00:12:12.520 What?

00:12:12.960 You know how the Democrats might be done with Joe Biden and they might want to get rid of him

00:12:16.520 or let him get impeached or have him step down and not run for president?

00:12:19.600 I mean, I think it would be the smart thing to do, right?

00:12:21.840 That's kind of like the move, right?

00:12:23.540 You know how Hunter Biden's kind of in trouble?

00:12:25.480 Yeah.

00:12:25.860 Joe Biden could say, oh, Hunter Biden, he got caught doing deals and I knew about it.

00:12:32.500 I forgot.

00:12:33.060 God, I'm so old and demented, I forgot.

00:12:37.380 I can't remember anything.

00:12:38.980 I better step down from president and now I can't get in trouble.

00:12:42.400 That's fair.

00:12:43.200 That's a pretty good idea.

00:12:44.560 That's fair.

00:12:45.080 All right.

00:12:45.440 As everyone knows from last week, I no longer drink plastic bottle of water.

00:12:51.040 We got rid of our Dasanis and got a purifier, a water purifier.

00:12:55.220 I'm also drinking my Arnold Palmer out of glass.

00:12:58.880 No more drinking out of plastic.

00:13:00.260 I got the double reverse osmosis water purifier.

00:13:04.960 And then, Richard, you think I would be done, right?

00:13:07.640 Did all the things I have to do and now I live a healthy life?

00:13:09.880 Of course.

00:13:10.300 And then I get DMs from people who are like, oh, watch out for that double reverse osmosis

00:13:15.220 purifier.

00:13:16.140 My nephew drank that and he almost died from dehydration.

00:13:19.960 Can't even win.

00:13:21.020 Can't I just fucking make a change and do it and it's over and all I had to do was that

00:13:25.060 and now I can just drink water?

00:13:26.680 Yeah.

00:13:27.080 No, it turns out you can't.

00:13:28.340 Oh, watch out.

00:13:29.020 That double reverse osmosis, you can die from dehydration.

00:13:32.860 So what do I do?

00:13:34.860 Can't just get it right?

00:13:36.740 Can't win.

00:13:37.360 No, I guess you got to go back to the drawing board and whatever money you spent is lit on

00:13:41.420 fire, wasted.

00:13:42.340 Yeah.

00:13:42.740 It's always something, there's always like, here's the correction.

00:13:46.420 Oh, the correction?

00:13:47.620 That's not the actual correct correction.

00:13:49.480 You're not full all the way correct now.

00:13:51.660 You have to do this to supplement the correction or else it's not a full correction or you're

00:13:56.200 going to die from dehydration from drinking the certain type of water.

00:13:59.300 That's kind of life in the right wing too, in general.

00:14:03.120 There's always some more deeper level of base that you have to go to, right?

00:14:06.800 So same with water.

00:14:08.640 And it happened with steaks too, you know?

00:14:11.380 Oh, you don't cook.

00:14:12.260 Don't cook it that way.

00:14:13.180 That actually does this.

00:14:14.120 Oh, do it this way.

00:14:15.080 And it's like, you think you're doing it right.

00:14:17.160 Oh, I'm sous vide-ing and then I'm searing on a cast iron.

00:14:20.060 Oh, you're cooking the steak in plastic?

00:14:22.140 And then here we are again.

00:14:24.780 Put it right in the skillet, I guess.

00:14:26.960 Hey, I'm stuck in my ways.

00:14:28.840 I wish I was because now I have all this homework.

00:14:31.480 All right, next, the Subway naming thing.

00:14:34.560 This is where we shine.

00:14:36.440 It says, Subway offers contest winner free sandwiches for life if they change their name.

00:14:41.960 So obviously, you know what I think we should change Subway's name to.

00:14:47.420 Yeah, buddy.

00:14:48.240 Is that what you think this is?

00:14:50.460 Snarf snarf opportunity?

00:14:51.820 Snarf snarf opportunity.

00:14:52.680 All he does, he goes through his phone and he just screenshots, oh, name something.

00:14:56.160 Oh, this.

00:14:56.740 And he doesn't read it.

00:14:57.500 But they're offering free subs for someone to life if they change their first name to Subway.

00:15:03.100 So you misunderstood and wasted everyone's time.

00:15:06.660 I misunderstood the prompt.

00:15:08.740 I thought they were trying to get a new name for Subway.

00:15:11.200 I'm assuming because it would get rid of Jared Fogle leftover.

00:15:14.740 Get that stink off of him.

00:15:15.800 Get that stink off.

00:15:17.400 They want people to name themselves Subway?

00:15:19.700 No, they just want someone to be named Subway.

00:15:22.160 And you know what's sad is like this is turning into like idiocracy,

00:15:24.900 like where some guy who's broke as fuck is just going to be like, oh, yeah, I'm Subway Johnson.

00:15:29.720 And it's like kind of pathetic.

00:15:32.080 Like that's almost bullying him.

00:15:33.820 I would be Subway Talks.

00:15:35.800 Oh, you'd be Subway Rap Boy.

00:15:38.260 I would not because I don't need free Subway for a year or whatever it is.

00:15:42.160 But Subway Rap Boy might already be taken.

00:15:45.000 That's true.

00:15:45.740 And Subway Talks sounds like a man on the street thing you do in New York.

00:15:49.560 Yeah, fair.

00:15:50.460 So we're not done with it yet?

00:15:52.540 So, hey, leave it at this.

00:15:55.940 Subway has the same name bug that we got.

00:15:58.860 You know how we got that little bug in us that's like we want to name everything Snarf Snarf or Rob Smith something?

00:16:03.880 Subway's got that same dog in them, too.

00:16:05.860 Okay, that's fair.

00:16:06.900 Because they want people to call themselves Subway.

00:16:08.740 We want people to call stuff Snarf Snarf.

00:16:10.720 I get where Subway is coming from.

00:16:12.580 I also realized this while thinking about names.

00:16:15.400 If you have a kid, you can name your kid Michael Jackson really easily.

00:16:20.880 Michael is the first name, Jackson's the second name, and then whatever your last name is.

00:16:27.200 I don't think you cracked anything there.

00:16:29.680 But that's kind of cool.

00:16:30.380 You could do Michael Jordan.

00:16:31.240 You could do Anfernee Hardaway Fletcher.

00:16:33.940 What's your middle name?

00:16:34.920 Jordan.

00:16:35.400 What's your first name?

00:16:36.100 Michael.

00:16:36.460 Michael Jordan Fletcher.

00:16:37.940 That's cool stuff.

00:16:39.580 All right.

00:16:40.700 Let's try that out.

00:16:41.820 I'm just saying there's like you can do a double name of an iconic person with the last name.

00:16:47.060 So you didn't name your kid Michael Jackson.

00:16:49.320 Michael Jackson Fletcher.

00:16:50.720 That sounds like a nice American name.

00:16:52.960 Jackson Fletcher.

00:16:54.320 Michael.

00:16:55.500 Yeah.

00:16:56.000 All right.

00:16:56.300 We're on to something.

00:16:57.240 We'll just leave it with that.

00:16:58.140 We're on to pages left.

00:16:59.400 We have like one page left.

00:17:01.520 Okay.

00:17:01.780 All right.

00:17:02.020 We've been watching Catfish lately.

00:17:03.820 We watched the first five minutes.

00:17:05.400 Then we fast forward to the reveal.

00:17:07.460 Yeah.

00:17:07.820 That's a secret hack.

00:17:08.760 You get a little taste of what it's like.

00:17:11.540 You skip all the gay stuff in the middle and then you go right to the confrontation.

00:17:14.900 You see how delusional and idiotic the person is and you go to the fat fuck.

00:17:18.820 Exactly.

00:17:19.240 You go to the fat lady in the suburbs.

00:17:20.920 In the trailer park.

00:17:21.960 Who's been leading you on for years.

00:17:23.920 So I have a theory.

00:17:25.760 I think in the future of Catfish, there's going to be one where the person is like, oh,

00:17:31.100 I'm here to meet a 25-year-old girl who's blonde or whatever.

00:17:34.460 She looks like this.

00:17:35.460 And they're going to get there and it's going to be a trans person.

00:17:38.920 It's going to be a guy who thinks he's a girl.

00:17:41.200 And I think in the show, in the future, they're going to say, well, do you still like her?

00:17:46.620 Because trans women are women.

00:17:48.440 So if you think, oh, I'm meeting a 25-year-old hot girl and it's a 25-year-old guy who's dressed

00:17:54.320 like a girl, they're going to be like.

00:17:56.480 The two gay guys are going to pressure you.

00:17:58.080 Yeah.

00:17:58.400 They're like, oh, that's a girl.

00:17:59.480 Say, hey, what's wrong with Rachel?

00:18:02.040 You start digging in.

00:18:03.480 And then they're going to pretend, they're going to gaslight you and pretend that that

00:18:07.380 trans person is a girl.

00:18:08.900 I think that's the future.

00:18:10.160 That's fair.

00:18:10.840 Do you want to say the, just while we're on this topic, I didn't know you were going to

00:18:14.020 bring this up, but why don't you tell the Katy Perry one?

00:18:16.960 Oh, yeah.

00:18:17.660 Because that was so funny to me.

00:18:18.860 So I watched one the other day where the guy thought he was talking to Katy Perry and

00:18:22.940 then he met the girl who was pretending to be Katy Perry and she was like, yeah, that

00:18:27.780 was me.

00:18:28.440 I led you on for six years, blah, blah, blah.

00:18:31.020 And then he was like, I still think it's Katy Perry.

00:18:33.880 And then he emailed the girl how they were communicating.

00:18:37.140 He emailed her and was like, yeah, there was this person who came and said it was you,

00:18:41.240 but I knew it wasn't you.

00:18:42.440 I know you're really Katy Perry.

00:18:43.720 So even after he thought it was still Katy Perry.

00:18:45.960 He just put the blinders on.

00:18:47.380 It was like, no, I'm talking to Katy Perry still.

00:18:49.680 I don't understand the show that I'm on.

00:18:51.360 So that was the funniest thing.

00:18:53.240 That's literally me.

00:18:54.320 I have your phone number.

00:18:55.520 This is my email.

00:18:56.560 It's on my phone.

00:18:57.200 He was like, I still think it's Katy.

00:18:59.120 Classic Katy.

00:19:00.180 Yeah.

00:19:00.640 All right.

00:19:01.180 Moving on.

00:19:01.660 Jason Aldean said the N word.

00:19:03.360 Yeah.

00:19:03.580 Jason Aldean.

00:19:04.440 I say it with the hard R.

00:19:06.040 Thank you.

00:19:07.200 That's what we need now is just people to take the stigma away from the word.

00:19:11.700 Everyone says it.

00:19:12.700 We all say it how we say it.

00:19:14.280 We say it in the privacy of our own homes.

00:19:16.460 Not a big deal.

00:19:17.580 Jason Aldean coming out front and taking some arrows for us.

00:19:20.580 Actually, we'll go a long way for free speech.

00:19:22.700 So shout out to Jason.

00:19:23.740 That's great.

00:19:24.700 You know, this is a meme though, right?

00:19:27.420 Like a not real.

00:19:29.560 Yeah.

00:19:30.020 Like that's a joke.

00:19:30.820 Like someone on the internet with a computer made that.

00:19:34.040 Oh, man.

00:19:35.000 All right.

00:19:35.280 Well, we'll have to cut that out, Nick.

00:19:37.180 Nick, make sure you cut that out, please.

00:19:38.840 It's because I misunderstood the prompt.

00:19:42.020 Moving on.

00:19:43.520 All right.

00:19:44.180 Here's some non-financial advice from me.

00:19:47.260 Bud Light's earnings are this week.

00:19:49.140 They're on Thursday.

00:19:50.540 Anheuser-Busch, Bud, stock ticker B-U-D.

00:19:53.460 Bud, exactly.

00:19:54.120 That's how we know you got them.

00:19:55.580 The ticker is Bud.

00:19:56.800 Yeah.

00:19:57.300 So I bought puts, meaning I think it's going to go down.

00:20:00.820 Not financial advice.

00:20:02.140 It never is on this show.

00:20:03.820 And I looked it up and this is where I think we got them.

00:20:08.360 On Robin Hood.

00:20:09.660 And they've already gone down a little bit.

00:20:11.340 Their price has gone down like after the initial boycott, but it's still pretty close to where it was.

00:20:15.900 It was at 66, and then it went down to low 50s, and now it's at 57.

00:20:20.900 Yeah.

00:20:21.460 And it started the day at 58.

00:20:22.900 So it's like they're pretty much where they were almost before the boycott, which don't sound right to me because there ain't enough blood in the water.

00:20:30.100 Yeah.

00:20:30.360 It needs to get uglier.

00:20:31.880 So on Robin Hood, the bulls say, for Bud Light, the bulls say,

00:20:35.660 running with net negative working capital and cash flow conversions above 100% of net profit,

00:20:39.900 ABI is a cash-generating machine, which should lead to strong shareholder returns in the long run.

00:20:43.940 Oh, yeah.

00:20:44.720 So that's the bull case.

00:20:46.360 And the bears are saying, consumers in developed markets are reducing their consumption of alcohol

00:20:50.700 and switching out from beer into adjacent categories, most notably wine and spirits.

00:20:55.100 Oh, yeah.

00:20:56.600 And Fleckis says, no one's going to order a Bud Light ever again.

00:21:01.340 Nobody's getting caught dead with that twink beer in their hand.

00:21:04.420 Yeah.

00:21:05.000 They're cratering.

00:21:05.880 They'll never come back.

00:21:07.280 Worst summer beer sales ever.

00:21:09.920 In the history of beer.

00:21:11.440 Oh, what's our guidance for Q3?

00:21:12.920 In the history, people are going to continue to never drink Bud Light again.

00:21:16.580 We have to move forward without them.

00:21:18.220 Yeah.

00:21:18.440 But so it's so funny.

00:21:19.440 Like, they put it in their financial terms that it's like, no, no, we can simplify it.

00:21:23.740 Yeah.

00:21:24.280 Nobody fucking drinks it anymore.

00:21:26.360 It's twink beer now.

00:21:27.840 Twinks don't drink the beer.

00:21:29.120 And the country guys don't want to be twinks.

00:21:32.140 No more beer company.

00:21:34.380 So, yeah.

00:21:35.460 So Fleckis is in on puts.

00:21:36.800 I didn't end up buying them.

00:21:37.920 I was, like, looking at it.

00:21:38.960 But they kind of got too expensive today for my taste.

00:21:41.800 But we'll see.

00:21:43.080 I believe in the thesis.

00:21:44.220 I just don't believe in the theta decay.

00:21:46.700 Yeah.

00:21:46.980 And losing that money.

00:21:48.100 And the thesis is in place just because all the smart people.

00:21:51.640 Oh, Budweiser is a great company.

00:21:53.720 And then the people who think it's going to go down, they say, oh, well, people are drinking wines in different spirits.

00:22:00.020 No one's drinking Bud Light.

00:22:01.300 You go to the store and you say, get beer.

00:22:03.200 Okay.

00:22:03.500 Which one?

00:22:04.380 Anything but Bud Light.

00:22:05.780 Okay.

00:22:06.620 That's how it works now.

00:22:07.820 Yeah.

00:22:08.320 It's like no one's ever going to drink Bud Light again.

00:22:10.580 And then Q3 for the rest of the summer.

00:22:12.800 All right.

00:22:13.140 What are we projecting?

00:22:14.240 Zero.

00:22:14.600 I'll tell you.

00:22:15.360 Zero.

00:22:15.720 Zero beers.

00:22:16.980 How does zero beers do on the bottom line?

00:22:20.280 It's not good.

00:22:21.800 Frank, it's not good.

00:22:22.900 How many?

00:22:24.180 Zero, Frank.

00:22:25.420 How many renewals?

00:22:26.600 We have some automatic sales, right?

00:22:28.520 No, Frank, everyone canceled.

00:22:30.160 And so the earnings are Thursday.

00:22:31.820 So we might be able to talk about it on the Friday podcast, but probably not.

00:22:35.180 But keep an eye on that.

00:22:36.180 And maybe I'm wrong.

00:22:37.220 It's never financial advice.

00:22:38.520 Oh, of course not.

00:22:39.040 That's what I'm doing.

00:22:39.940 Yeah.

00:22:40.260 I'm playing where politics meets Wall Street and people are scared to say what's going on.

00:22:46.220 This is a perfect example.

00:22:48.120 It's like I know politics really well.

00:22:50.240 I know the beer drinkers, Bud Light beer drinkers really well, too.

00:22:54.140 And if you're going to tell me you're bearish because people are drinking wine instead, you got the whole thing wrong.

00:23:00.640 No one's going to drink Bud Light ever again.

00:23:02.760 You did the Dylan Mulvaney twink stuff.

00:23:05.900 Your company's over.

00:23:07.580 Yeah.

00:23:08.100 Like that's it.

00:23:09.080 Zero.

00:23:09.860 Zero.

00:23:10.380 And then Bud Light sales are only 10% of the company's revenue.

00:23:13.340 Yeah.

00:23:13.640 And that's why I didn't do it is because they have so many other products and like they're just a giant beverage company.

00:23:19.640 Their margin is set.

00:23:20.740 They make about the same revenue every quarter.

00:23:23.300 So that's fair.

00:23:24.700 But what happens when 10% of your company goes from 10% of your company to zero?

00:23:29.980 Yeah.

00:23:30.600 It can't be good.

00:23:31.600 Can't be good.

00:23:32.420 Yeah.

00:23:32.840 So I'm expecting the Q2 to be a bloodbath with Q3 guidance of just puke.

00:23:39.640 Guidance is the key.

00:23:40.720 Yeah.

00:23:40.900 That's where.

00:23:41.440 They might even say we have no guidance.

00:23:43.020 We're going to say, well, or they could say we're going to sell zero Bud Light.

00:23:46.220 The guidance for Q3 is zero.

00:23:48.880 So that's what's going to happen.

00:23:50.220 Maybe not financial advice.

00:23:52.040 And that'll be a fun one to watch in general, even if you're on the sidelines, just for the right way.

00:23:56.300 To see how bad we killed someone.

00:23:58.060 Fleckus has puts.

00:23:59.280 You got to cheer me on.

00:24:00.620 I want Bud Light to go to 39.

00:24:02.700 That's my vision.

00:24:04.100 That's crazy.

00:24:05.220 That's crazy.

00:24:05.860 All right.

00:24:06.160 Moving on.

00:24:06.620 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:24:08.120 Building the courage, girl.

00:24:10.100 Yeah.

00:24:10.320 Let's see this confrontation.

00:24:15.260 Excuse me for interrupting, but asking nicely hasn't worked out.

00:24:19.840 A million young people wrote to the administration pleading not to approve a disastrous oil drilling

00:24:24.840 project in Alaska, and we were ignored.

00:24:27.520 So I'm here channeling the strength of my ancestors and generation.

00:24:32.340 Will the administration stop approving new oil and gas projects and align with youth, science,

00:24:40.300 and frontline communities from the North Slope of Alaska to Louisiana?

00:24:46.880 First of all, I appreciate your courage.

00:24:50.600 And everyone claps.

00:24:51.820 KJP goes, first of all, I appreciate your courage.

00:24:54.640 And they all clapped.

00:24:55.640 So we're just like, oh, building the courage.

00:24:56.820 It's not even hard to do it.

00:24:58.280 Yeah.

00:24:58.440 The one's on your side.

00:24:59.560 And then also, we don't need drilling advice from a 16-year-old girl.

00:25:03.580 We need more from, like, dumb high schoolers.

00:25:06.400 We need the LeBron math kids to decide our energy policy.

00:25:09.660 Yeah.

00:25:09.820 We need the LeBron math kids, David Hogg, this girl, to get into a round table.

00:25:14.360 And then you call it a think tank.

00:25:17.320 Get those people involved.

00:25:19.100 Yeah.

00:25:19.520 We might as well let a toddler crawl, and it's like new drilling or no new drilling,

00:25:24.640 and then let the baby decide, wherever it goes.

00:25:26.820 Yeah.

00:25:27.420 Someone, this person is convinced that it's, like, good indigenous people versus bad white guys.

00:25:33.240 Oh, for sure.

00:25:34.040 And that's what politics is.

00:25:35.200 For sure.

00:25:35.620 And the fake crying.

00:25:37.020 I'm channeling my ancestors.

00:25:39.740 Yeah.

00:25:39.900 And she drove there.

00:25:40.800 This girl's a political activist, right?

00:25:42.340 And she drove there.

00:25:43.440 She drives back.

00:25:44.840 She'll get on a flight to go to spring break this year.

00:25:47.680 You know, she'll consume oil.

00:25:49.560 She just wants it to be from Saudi Arabia, I guess.

00:25:52.600 Yeah.

00:25:52.940 She wants America to continue to export dollars to Saudi Arabia instead of grabbing it out ourselves.

00:25:58.480 Yeah.

00:25:58.900 And that's the funny part.

00:25:59.820 It's like drilling oil in America, I'm sure, relative to pretty much everywhere else, has stricter regulations and, like, environmental protections than pretty much any Middle East cash grab oil pile.

00:26:11.860 Yeah.

00:26:12.080 So, it's just so weird.

00:26:13.980 It's very, these are just pawns that are getting used.

00:26:16.720 And that's it.

00:26:17.240 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:26:18.120 Yeah.

00:26:18.680 Thank you guys for watching.

00:26:19.980 All right.

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00:27:06.360 First clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:27:07.420 The arrested child murderer is getting fake tax-funded tits.

00:27:12.540 Yeah.

00:27:13.380 That doesn't sound good.

00:27:14.760 Yeah.

00:27:15.320 Shockingly enough, transgender double murderer Jessica Marie Hahn, who killed both her babies, will receive taxpayer-funded breast implants in California women's jail.

00:27:27.580 So, this person killed both their kids and almost a third kid.

00:27:31.740 Yeah.

00:27:32.060 They killed this guy.

00:27:34.040 Killed two of his kids.

00:27:35.180 They were found in separate storage lockers somewhere with identifying information that tied them back to him.

00:27:41.160 He got put on death row because, obviously, you kill multiple kids and endangered a third.

00:27:47.620 They found it with broken ribs and stuff.

00:27:49.420 This guy basically was just a child killer, sentenced to death row, and now he got moved off death row, and so he's able to now get breast implants in the women's prison.

00:28:02.940 Because if he doesn't get the gender-affirming care he needs, he might be a threat to himself.

00:28:07.880 He might kill himself.

00:28:08.820 Yeah.

00:28:08.960 So, we need to get tax-funded breast implants.

00:28:13.280 And so, you might ask yourself, you know, this is a uniquely California thing for the most part, but I'm assuming other liberal states are going to have more, oh, that's a woman now.

00:28:21.620 So, he raped 10 people as a man, but that's a woman now.

00:28:25.400 Yeah.

00:28:26.180 And so, California has a 10% state income tax, right?

00:28:30.440 So, California, they're raking in the cash off you, Johnny Taxpayer.

00:28:34.900 So, they must have a lot of advances.

00:28:37.320 Flying cars.

00:28:38.420 You might wonder.

00:28:39.220 Yeah.

00:28:39.560 It has to be a high-speed rail system somewhere.

00:28:41.740 Yeah.

00:28:42.300 Gets you from San Francisco to LA in an hour, right?

00:28:44.480 Clean beaches, clean roads, maybe public gardens.

00:28:47.940 Yeah.

00:28:48.560 No.

00:28:49.100 Turns out, the only thing we do is babysit third-worlders and give men tits in prison.

00:28:55.240 Give murderers, give murderous men tits.

00:28:57.720 So, yeah.

00:28:58.120 Gavin Newsom for president.

00:28:59.340 Yeah.

00:28:59.520 Free health care for everybody, only if you're an illegal immigrant.

00:29:02.300 Just the illegals.

00:29:03.160 Sorry, guys.

00:29:04.100 Everybody else, you got to pay.

00:29:05.360 A little tip for this guy, if he's trying to look more feminine, your eyebrows.

00:29:11.020 We saw this from this other post.

00:29:12.820 Your eyebrows do wonders.

00:29:15.940 Yeah.

00:29:16.040 This is the tip, the tipper.

00:29:18.360 Getting my eyebrows whacked and shaped has really helped feminize my face, 42 male to

00:29:22.660 female.

00:29:23.260 Almost three years on HRT.

00:29:25.220 Look at that huge difference.

00:29:26.720 Wow.

00:29:27.060 So, you're telling me with only three years on HRT?

00:29:30.720 You could look like-

00:29:31.280 You could look like that picture on the right.

00:29:33.180 Like the guy from Shrek.

00:29:35.300 Worse.

00:29:35.940 Average villager from Shrek.

00:29:37.780 Not even a woman one.

00:29:39.980 Dude.

00:29:40.420 And so, there's something I've noticed with all these transgender people, like, who barely

00:29:45.180 get on HRT and they do something.

00:29:47.920 All the guys, and guys to girls are the ones who are the real menace to society, but they

00:29:53.740 all just look pretty much exactly the same.

00:29:56.440 And then they make a face that's like this.

00:29:58.580 Like a soft woman's smile.

00:30:01.720 They try to mimic it and it's like-

00:30:04.040 They try to look cute.

00:30:05.040 They try to look cute.

00:30:06.000 And it's just so embarrassing.

00:30:08.660 That's, yeah.

00:30:09.360 It's really cringe when they try to look cute.

00:30:11.340 Here's another one.

00:30:12.620 David Benson.

00:30:13.440 It's a non-binary male lesbian looking to meet other lesbians on Facebook.

00:30:17.940 Biological women only, please.

00:30:20.640 Yeah.

00:30:21.140 But if someone else said biological women only to this person, he would be mad about it.

00:30:25.620 Yeah.

00:30:26.080 David doesn't like that, but his preferences matter.

00:30:29.200 Yeah.

00:30:29.900 You know what I was thinking about that?

00:30:31.600 What?

00:30:32.140 You know how people, like, say us, if we weren't confident about something, like, just look

00:30:41.760 at this guy.

00:30:43.380 That's so true.

00:30:43.960 If you're ever feeling insecure or like, should I ask for that raise or should I ask that girl

00:30:48.620 out or you think I should try an open mic night at the comedy place?

00:30:53.580 If you're ever wondering, you should because this person's going for it.

00:30:58.100 Yeah.

00:30:58.460 Because this guy has been three years on HRT and got his eyebrows trimmed.

00:31:02.500 And if he's going out in public and doing whatever he thinks is right, I think you can

00:31:07.100 take a risk and be a little more confident in yourself.

00:31:09.940 Yeah.

00:31:10.380 Take that leap.

00:31:11.240 Take that leap.

00:31:12.020 Because there are transgender men thinking they're women everywhere.

00:31:15.440 Who are leaping way further and harder than you.

00:31:18.620 Yeah.

00:31:18.940 And they're going for it.

00:31:20.160 So if they're going for it, you can go for it too, guys.

00:31:23.160 Let's go through the person fleeing Florida, the family fleeing Florida because they can't

00:31:28.860 sterilize their children.

00:31:29.840 Yeah, this was this was kind of a story that we missed last week, but we can't skip it.

00:31:34.560 You know, I remember Tori coming to me one time and in tears, which she doesn't normally

00:31:39.200 do.

00:31:39.920 And I asked her what was wrong.

00:31:41.520 And she said DeSantis.

00:31:42.480 And like the fact that a governor would be making my kid cry, that's a messed up government.

00:31:49.000 We're absolutely moving because of the political climate and the laws in Florida.

00:31:55.520 We didn't want to move.

00:31:57.100 When the Florida Board of Medicine started meeting and we realized that they were going

00:32:03.820 to ban gender affirming care for our kids that we might need to leave because that is life

00:32:10.140 saving, essential medicine and treatment for our daughter.

00:32:13.480 Life saving.

00:32:14.260 You notice how they never actually tell you, they never spell out why it's life saving.

00:32:19.040 Yeah.

00:32:19.460 They never say, ah, it's life saving.

00:32:21.360 They need it.

00:32:22.200 Because they're going to die if they can't cut their dick off.

00:32:24.440 Yeah.

00:32:24.780 Because where's the death part come from?

00:32:26.480 Who does the death?

00:32:28.040 Where does that come from?

00:32:29.380 Yeah.

00:32:29.540 Why would they die?

00:32:30.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:32:31.680 So it's life saving care because they need to really cut their dick off or else they'll

00:32:36.520 kill themselves.

00:32:37.920 So I like, I don't just say life saving care.

00:32:40.700 I like, I want them to spell it out for me every time.

00:32:42.900 Yeah.

00:32:43.080 Like really make them explain.

00:32:44.540 And like life saving care is like the same as like climate crisis or climate emergency.

00:32:49.940 It's like that same empty phrase that sounds really important and it sounds like exactly

00:32:55.020 what it is, but then it's not like Planned Parenthood.

00:32:58.580 And it's like, oh, that sounds like a place where they do all kinds of things to help

00:33:02.240 potential parents.

00:33:03.080 And it's like planning on no Parenthood.

00:33:05.500 Yeah.

00:33:06.400 It's like all these phrases, climate emergency, Planned Parenthood, life saving, gender affirming

00:33:11.580 care.

00:33:12.100 It's all like these empty things that are just little.

00:33:15.920 They put them up so you can kind of not get past it.

00:33:19.120 And then they think it's enough to not have to explain how like horrible and what they're

00:33:23.360 really doing.

00:33:24.080 Yeah.

00:33:24.240 So if you actually make them explain and say, well, I need to sterilize my son, cut off

00:33:28.500 his testicles.

00:33:28.760 And he's under 18.

00:33:29.800 That's what the law affects right now.

00:33:31.060 Yeah.

00:33:31.080 So if he's under 18, I need to cut off his dick or else he'll kill himself.

00:33:35.280 What?

00:33:36.120 That's what kind of house are you running?

00:33:37.960 What is Ron DeSantis' problem?

00:33:40.020 Where does the governor of Florida come into this?

00:33:42.900 What kind of house are you running?

00:33:44.720 Yeah.

00:33:45.000 What's going on at home?

00:33:46.220 Do we need to come and take someone away?

00:33:48.420 But yeah.

00:33:48.800 And it's so funny.

00:33:49.480 We're moving from Florida.

00:33:50.480 We wouldn't have moved.

00:33:51.300 Otherwise, they probably like took an L, you know, moving costs 10 grand just so we can

00:33:56.400 continue to mutilate our child.

00:33:58.080 And then this is like the same parents.

00:33:59.900 Like, do you think these parents will ever be capable of switching back and being like,

00:34:04.200 whoa, we made a mistake.

00:34:05.460 Oh, no.

00:34:06.120 Rushing that.

00:34:06.680 No.

00:34:07.160 Because the same reason we said last week, they'll constantly need to defend their position.

00:34:12.420 Otherwise, they did.

00:34:13.460 They horribly disfigured their child.

00:34:15.360 Yeah.

00:34:15.680 You know?

00:34:15.980 So there's no going back once you've made that leap.

00:34:18.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:19.520 Let's go the euthanasia request denied.

00:34:22.620 Yeah.

00:34:22.900 This is another thing with a constant thread of gender affirming.

00:34:26.120 This is the other side of it.

00:34:26.960 So this is a person in Canada who, yeah, go for it.

00:34:31.040 Trans indigenous Canadian slams doctors for denying her euthanasia request, saying death

00:34:36.380 would be better than her constant pain from a surgically built vagina.

00:34:40.100 So these people, even after they get the gender affirming surgery.

00:34:44.060 This was life-saving, gender affirming penis removal.

00:34:47.060 Still wants to kill himself.

00:34:48.560 And this guy, with no dick anymore.

00:34:51.040 With like a rotting hole.

00:34:52.360 Yeah.

00:34:52.800 That some doctor made for a hundred grand.

00:34:54.580 Yeah.

00:34:54.880 Is in constant pain and needs to die with permission from the Canadian government.

00:34:58.580 But he also needed to get his dick cut off or else he would have killed himself.

00:35:02.340 So.

00:35:03.040 You're just suicidal the whole time.

00:35:04.540 So, yeah.

00:35:05.280 Do they kill himself?

00:35:06.080 When do they kill themselves?

00:35:07.300 Before?

00:35:07.920 After?

00:35:08.480 During the surgeries?

00:35:09.780 You know?

00:35:10.460 Are those rates the same?

00:35:12.080 What are we seeing here with the data?

00:35:13.500 Because you can't just threaten to kill yourself all the time and then hope that that works,

00:35:17.940 politically speaking.

00:35:18.820 That's kind of what they do.

00:35:20.020 I know.

00:35:20.520 And then they go to the doctors and they keep trying to make the doctors feel bad.

00:35:23.760 Like, now you need to kill me because of that surgery you did.

00:35:26.880 Yeah.

00:35:27.280 And the doctor's probably like, dog, I just did what you told me to do.

00:35:30.700 Yeah.

00:35:31.180 You signed up.

00:35:32.120 I don't know.

00:35:32.580 This isn't much of a back and forth.

00:35:35.460 You either want the surgery or you don't.

00:35:37.160 Yeah.

00:35:37.600 Exactly.

00:35:38.840 All right.

00:35:39.480 Let's go to the drag queen.

00:35:41.540 The kid's touching the drag queens inappropriately.

00:35:44.080 We'll probably have to blur this.

00:35:47.120 We haven't done a drag queen clip in a while.

00:35:50.100 Yeah.

00:35:50.560 They've been quiet.

00:35:51.580 They've been waiting.

00:35:54.000 Kid touches the boob.

00:35:55.820 Drag queen doesn't do much.

00:36:01.120 Drag queen likes it.

00:36:02.320 Drag queen probably likes it.

00:36:03.560 Yeah.

00:36:04.080 This is very inappropriate.

00:36:05.400 Obviously, we have to blur it a little bit.

00:36:08.320 That's enough.

00:36:09.020 I think we see what's going on here.

00:36:11.640 You know what's interesting about the drag queens?

00:36:13.840 What?

00:36:14.880 You never, you know, they need to read to kids.

00:36:17.280 Yeah, of course.

00:36:17.980 They need to have their drag shows in front of kids.

00:36:20.140 I've never seen a drag show at an old person home.

00:36:22.920 Yeah.

00:36:23.280 I've never seen them go read to old people or go read to, you know, whatever.

00:36:29.240 Yeah.

00:36:29.340 I've never seen drag queens just like show up after in the aftermath of a hurricane.

00:36:33.780 Yeah.

00:36:34.300 It's not really charitable acts.

00:36:35.800 It's not really like they're helping.

00:36:37.100 We're here to help out.

00:36:37.940 We only want to help with the kids.

00:36:39.620 Yeah.

00:36:39.920 We all, we only want to help out with the kids in that really ripe zone where we can have an impact on their brain.

00:36:44.920 Yeah.

00:36:45.320 We're not here to help society.

00:36:47.100 Never saw a drag queen food drive.

00:36:49.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:50.960 And then that's also the point too.

00:36:52.900 It's like, oh, the first, we talked about it last week.

00:36:55.660 The first transgender candidate was a pedophile who got elected to New Hampshire state legislature.

00:37:01.860 It's like, can you ever imagine a trans person getting into politics and being like, okay, I just got in.

00:37:08.720 It's time to eliminate that trade deficit.

00:37:11.240 Yeah.

00:37:11.660 No, they're fucking only care about trans shit.

00:37:14.780 They only care about trans shit.

00:37:16.300 And then for anything else, they'll just do what like Chuck Schumer says.

00:37:19.520 The party line.

00:37:20.140 Exactly.

00:37:20.580 And then that's how they get them.

00:37:21.780 So it's like, we need you in so bad for representation because trans people are so oppressed.

00:37:26.100 You need to vote for trans people because they're getting, everyone's killing trans people.

00:37:30.720 All right.

00:37:31.000 We vote a trans person in.

00:37:32.520 Money to Ukraine.

00:37:33.180 Yeah.

00:37:33.680 Money to Ukraine.

00:37:34.680 Open the borders.

00:37:35.820 Sanctuary cities.

00:37:37.220 Trans stuff in front of the kids.

00:37:38.820 And it's like, whenever a trans thing comes across the desk, they'll fill it out.

00:37:42.120 Oh, drag queen story hours, not banned.

00:37:43.980 Oh, what do I do on this Ukraine spending?

00:37:46.040 And Chuck Schumer goes, just sign.

00:37:47.880 Yes.

00:37:48.320 Just say, I, yeah, literally your Diane Feinstein.

00:37:51.960 And then they, I saw this meme, keep the guns, ban the schools.

00:37:55.200 It was pretty funny.

00:37:56.280 That's true.

00:37:57.060 I agree with that.

00:37:58.300 All right, moving on.

00:37:59.040 We're still in cringe.

00:37:59.940 No subtext at all.

00:38:00.980 Just that's good.

00:38:01.800 One for one trade.

00:38:02.640 Good meme.

00:38:03.440 Yeah.

00:38:04.020 Cringe of the week.

00:38:05.120 We are still there.

00:38:06.300 The guy spent 20 K to become a dog.

00:38:09.120 Yeah.

00:38:09.480 So this guy is actually stunting on all these eyebrow people.

00:38:13.880 That looks like a real dog.

00:38:15.480 The dogs think he's a real dog.

00:38:17.260 Yeah.

00:38:17.480 Dogs are going crazy.

00:38:18.780 So he's passing.

00:38:20.120 Yeah.

00:38:20.520 He passes.

00:38:21.140 He's got a pretty cute handler too.

00:38:24.060 I'm impressed.

00:38:28.740 Nice.

00:38:29.300 They go.

00:38:29.680 They all love it.

00:38:30.940 And the dogs think he's real.

00:38:32.540 They can't tell the difference.

00:38:33.680 Like trans people can kind of take notes here.

00:38:35.960 He's passing.

00:38:36.860 He actually cares.

00:38:38.400 He didn't leave the house until he was ready.

00:38:40.560 Yeah.

00:38:40.940 He didn't leave the house with just like, you know, some fur and like some fake paws.

00:38:44.600 He didn't make anybody pretend.

00:38:46.280 He had the full outfit.

00:38:47.420 Yeah.

00:38:47.780 He did it right.

00:38:49.120 And he looks like he has a potential love interest in his handler, that female.

00:38:52.820 That handler?

00:38:53.640 She's not bad.

00:38:54.780 Normal bodied person.

00:38:56.340 Yeah.

00:38:56.780 So.

00:38:57.420 Yeah.

00:38:57.600 Not bad.

00:38:58.540 Let's go to the psychic who talks to the dog.

00:39:01.940 I saw this the other day.

00:39:03.180 Don't throw me away.

00:39:04.500 Don't throw me away.

00:39:06.020 She was found with two other beagles in a crate behind an apartment.

00:39:13.880 So she was clearly tossed into a place and left.

00:39:20.240 Pause it real quick.

00:39:21.400 Look at that dog's body language.

00:39:23.220 Yeah.

00:39:23.980 And then like clearly you're bringing a dog to a psychic to talk to the dog because the dog's got problems.

00:39:30.300 Why does the dog have problems?

00:39:31.540 It was probably abused and then adopted.

00:39:33.700 Yeah.

00:39:33.900 So it's like, oh, the dog said that he's scared you're going to throw him away.

00:39:38.660 Keep going?

00:39:39.200 Yeah.

00:39:42.440 No, you're not going to lose her.

00:39:43.960 I don't want to lose her.

00:39:44.940 I don't want to lose her.

00:39:46.020 That's what the dog's saying.

00:39:47.220 Okay.

00:39:47.800 I will stay right here.

00:39:49.060 Okay.

00:39:51.360 Okay.

00:39:51.680 She says, I don't like it when you get too close.

00:39:53.760 Okay.

00:39:55.380 You're such a good girl.

00:39:56.580 You're okay.

00:39:59.280 I don't, I don't like it when she leaves.

00:40:01.000 I'm afraid she's not going to come back.

00:40:02.360 Oh, the owner's like, oh, you're just doing the most general dog things ever.

00:40:09.860 The dog wants to go to the park.

00:40:11.720 Yeah.

00:40:12.120 Oh, when he sees people out the window, he doesn't know them.

00:40:14.540 So he barks to alert you, but he doesn't want to hurt them, but he just isn't sure who they are.

00:40:19.080 And they might try to hurt us.

00:40:20.260 I'm seeing a theme emerging here.

00:40:22.300 Dog psychics, $20,000 dog costume, the trans guy who posts his face everywhere says he's a girl now.

00:40:29.140 You guys got to go for that promotion.

00:40:31.100 Yeah.

00:40:31.420 Everybody here needs to reach for something.

00:40:33.160 Everyone here this week is going to ask their boss for a 10% rate.

00:40:38.260 Everyone else is doing that.

00:40:39.760 Everybody else is going nuts.

00:40:41.040 So you might as well reach out and grab something.

00:40:43.360 This person had a woman in their home with a dog and is saying what the dog is saying to her in her brain

00:40:48.940 and charging for it.

00:40:50.660 Yeah.

00:40:51.280 I think you can ask that girl out on a date.

00:40:54.520 That girl is a, that lady is a psychopath.

00:40:56.800 Oh yeah.

00:40:57.380 She's cold blooded.

00:40:58.520 That's what I'm saying.

00:40:59.200 And that's the same thing as Adam Schiff from before.

00:41:01.680 He just tells the lie and he's comfortable with it.

00:41:04.440 It's impressive almost.

00:41:05.440 There are people out there who are comfortable just lying to your face, hiding the truth,

00:41:09.920 pretending they're a dog psychic for their dog psychic fee.

00:41:13.240 What could it be?

00:41:14.220 Max 150 comes for a consultation.

00:41:17.040 It's 150.

00:41:17.540 We might need to contact her.

00:41:19.240 So yeah.

00:41:19.820 I mean, go for it.

00:41:20.760 Reach for the stars guys.

00:41:21.880 Cause everybody else, every weirdo on earth is doing it.

00:41:24.580 So what's the worst that could happen?

00:41:27.060 All right.

00:41:27.200 Let's go to the sparkling water on a date part.

00:41:29.820 We're getting into sort of this section with like women.

00:41:32.800 Rotten girl section.

00:41:33.840 Dating sort of thing.

00:41:35.520 Let's check this one out.

00:41:38.520 This woman's like kind of a dating coach.

00:41:41.180 Yeah.

00:41:41.900 For girls.

00:41:42.540 You're out for dinner with a man and the waitress comes over and she says, would you like tupple sparkling for the table?

00:41:49.520 You must say sparkling.

00:41:51.920 You are showing him everything about you is not free.

00:41:55.700 From the water you drink to the way that you are dressed.

00:41:58.520 Everything comes at a cost.

00:42:02.560 Sound like a prostitute.

00:42:04.060 Yeah.

00:42:05.060 Do you even like sparkling water?

00:42:07.140 How'd you meet this guy?

00:42:08.900 Do you even like him?

00:42:10.360 Yeah.

00:42:10.820 So everything comes at a cost.

00:42:12.700 That sounds like a nightmare date.

00:42:14.400 And it's also the gamification of dating.

00:42:16.580 Like you need to be constantly charging him and like seeing if he'll allow this.

00:42:21.340 Yeah.

00:42:21.900 And as long as he's the richest guy in the world, you'll have found your match.

00:42:27.280 Exactly.

00:42:28.220 I think the waiter would probably figure it out too.

00:42:30.520 Absolutely.

00:42:31.160 This lady's just adding everything.

00:42:32.720 So it's like, oh, and by the way, you can add a lobster tail to any entree.

00:42:36.380 And he looks at her.

00:42:37.260 He goes, yeah, ma'am, lobster tail, you're worth it.

00:42:40.240 Chicken Alfredo with the lobster tail.

00:42:42.660 He keeps gaslighting her.

00:42:44.100 The creme brulee.

00:42:44.560 And he's like, now that steak you just ordered, sir, that can come with 24 karat gold covering.

00:42:49.980 And he looks back at the woman.

00:42:51.720 Should he get that?

00:42:53.120 Just upsells her all day.

00:42:54.720 Yeah.

00:42:54.960 That steak you ordered can also have another steak added on top of it.

00:42:58.900 Yeah.

00:42:59.440 Two steaks.

00:43:00.780 And dude, it's just so funny.

00:43:02.380 I mean, it goes for both ways, right?

00:43:04.680 The male dating coaches, the pickup artists, and then the female dating coaches.

00:43:09.420 It's like the men are trying to fuck you.

00:43:11.880 The women are trying to take as much money as they can.

00:43:14.820 And it doesn't really help you.

00:43:16.760 You know, you, Johnny Show Watcher, doesn't really give me any much idea.

00:43:20.980 Why don't you talk about your families and like go for a walk first and see if you're

00:43:24.480 compatible and then see if dinner's next, you know?

00:43:26.920 Yeah.

00:43:27.400 Go out for ice cream.

00:43:28.500 See if you guys laugh about anything.

00:43:30.140 Yeah.

00:43:30.520 Don't.

00:43:31.180 Don't.

00:43:31.880 And men, you shouldn't think you're fucking her.

00:43:34.280 And women, you shouldn't think you're milking him for cash.

00:43:37.340 Milking him for cash.

00:43:38.400 Maybe that's a healthy start.

00:43:39.900 I don't know.

00:43:40.460 Yeah.

00:43:40.680 I'm just a guy.

00:43:41.780 Yeah.

00:43:42.200 Maybe meet for coffee.

00:43:43.460 And if they're not like, well, this isn't expensive enough, then maybe you found a decent

00:43:48.420 one.

00:43:48.860 Yeah.

00:43:49.400 Let's go to the girl who said the guy smiling gave her the ick.

00:43:53.960 What's the craziest thing you got the ick for?

00:43:56.480 I don't like to see happiness sometimes.

00:43:59.780 I don't know.

00:44:00.580 I just saw a man like smiling.

00:44:01.780 Like, you know, after a party when you're popping balloons and like he was popping the

00:44:07.120 balloon and he was like playing with it before he popped it.

00:44:10.200 And I looked over and I was just like, all the sexual tension leaving the room.

00:44:15.120 So this is why you're single, I guess.

00:44:17.060 Yeah.

00:44:17.540 Oh my God.

00:44:19.160 So she saw the guy laughing.

00:44:20.960 It's my fault.

00:44:21.700 And that made her not want to have sex with the stranger that night.

00:44:25.360 Oh.

00:44:26.520 Oh.

00:44:27.340 It's funny because like the, I believe her.

00:44:30.100 Yeah.

00:44:30.400 Me too.

00:44:30.720 First of all, I believe her.

00:44:31.860 I believe she was instantly unattracted from seeing a guy dancing around popping balloons.

00:44:35.600 Right.

00:44:36.040 And then I think that's because she got her brain fried from watching too much euphoria.

00:44:41.040 Yeah.

00:44:41.460 And like sex in the city and stuff like that.

00:44:43.920 So yeah.

00:44:45.000 So now she says, I'm no longer interested in having sex with this stranger tonight because

00:44:49.800 I saw him laughing and popping the balloons.

00:44:51.660 And then like the guys who teach the game, like on how to game chicks will be like, you can

00:44:56.500 never look weak.

00:44:57.500 Yeah.

00:44:58.060 And they're right.

00:44:58.740 They're right.

00:44:59.380 To an extent, you know, get like a girl like this.

00:45:01.580 Yeah.

00:45:01.960 You're never going to want to look weak.

00:45:03.200 You're always going to be strong and masculine.

00:45:05.200 And that way you can have a one night stand with this girl with the broken fried brain.

00:45:08.720 Yeah.

00:45:09.400 That's how you get her.

00:45:10.460 Exactly.

00:45:11.400 And so it's like, neither people, neither person should be playing that game.

00:45:15.460 It's not healthy for society or life or your mental health if you're playing that

00:45:19.620 game.

00:45:20.520 Um, but yeah, no, I believe her.

00:45:22.580 That's going, I'll tell you that much.

00:45:24.240 I believe that means she's a good person or anything.

00:45:26.260 No, but yeah.

00:45:27.600 And I think there's a thing too, where if you see girls like this or social media of

00:45:32.800 girls like this, or you come across girls like this, it would maybe make you think all

00:45:37.560 girls are like that.

00:45:38.520 And then if you treat all girls like they're like that, when you meet a nice girl, they're

00:45:42.800 not going to say, they're not going to accept that.

00:45:45.080 So then you're going to lose your chances with the nice girl because you assumed all girls

00:45:48.920 are shitty brain fried, you know, sex girls.

00:45:51.660 That's a very good point.

00:45:52.480 And then you run your game on the really nice girl who actually liked you.

00:45:56.300 And then, oh shit, I fucked it up.

00:45:58.280 She doesn't like that.

00:45:59.020 Oh yeah.

00:45:59.340 Like I'm not hanging out with you.

00:46:00.440 Like I'm not going back to your place after the first date.

00:46:03.760 And then you kind of like, you have to wire your brain.

00:46:06.980 So it's like, if you assume every girl is like the shitty girl, the nice girls won't go very

00:46:12.460 far with you like past the first date because your brain's fried and you're only trying to

00:46:16.740 attract the shitty fish.

00:46:18.420 Yeah.

00:46:18.760 Make sure you get the sparkling water though.

00:46:20.440 All right.

00:46:20.680 Let's do the next one.

00:46:21.460 Um, the lady who married her Ecuadorian kayak constructor.

00:46:25.340 So on the left, she didn't marry him.

00:46:27.480 Oh, okay.

00:46:28.060 What happens when you, this is a before and after we saw, and we just wanted to kind of

00:46:31.720 throw it in the dating section.

00:46:33.100 Uh, what happens when you get pregnant on vacation and marry your Nicaraguan kayak guide?

00:46:37.320 Oh, she does marry him.

00:46:38.820 Uh, and there he is the Nicaraguan kayak guide.

00:46:41.320 She was on vacation.

00:46:42.100 And then the after is a day in the life of a sad single mom.

00:46:46.160 Yeah.

00:46:46.520 So there's the before and after that's what happens when you think like, Oh, my life's

00:46:50.660 like a movie.

00:46:51.680 I'm like Karen from sex in the city.

00:46:53.680 I'm on vacation.

00:46:54.680 Like let's go.

00:46:55.780 And then the moment I'm hooking up with the kayak, the kayak coach, our eyes locked in

00:47:01.580 the Nicaraguan, like in his sweat was glistening.

00:47:04.220 And it's like, yo, you're the third group he's done this week.

00:47:08.260 Yeah.

00:47:08.720 You know, you don't think the Nicaraguan guy who banged you was doing that to any of the

00:47:11.840 other tourists.

00:47:12.760 Exactly.

00:47:13.160 And then like these people like think their life is a movie and they would like look down

00:47:17.280 on like people they went to high school with who got like married at 24 and have three kids

00:47:21.820 and then they go, Oh, that's boring.

00:47:23.780 Like you, that's a boring life.

00:47:25.220 Like you're a side character.

00:47:26.440 I'm the main character.

00:47:27.420 I go to Nicaragua.

00:47:28.600 Yeah.

00:47:29.020 Do whatever I want.

00:47:29.920 And I banged the kayak coach, but it's like those high school people that you thought

00:47:33.160 were boring have like families and land and maybe a lake house now and like a nice six

00:47:37.880 figure income probably.

00:47:39.160 And you're a single mom.

00:47:40.220 And you're a sad single mom who got banged by the kayak coach coach.

00:47:45.640 Yeah.

00:47:46.160 And it's like this girl, you know, maybe your dad was right.

00:47:51.240 Maybe your dad, maybe your parents, maybe the elders have some knowledge.

00:47:55.260 Date someone who kind of looks like you, who comes from the same culture.

00:47:58.740 Oh, you're both from the suburban Midwest.

00:48:00.680 Why don't you find another one like you?

00:48:02.300 You're probably compatible.

00:48:04.080 No, you want the exotic Nicaraguan.

00:48:06.640 Okay.

00:48:07.200 For a night.

00:48:08.100 Yeah.

00:48:08.300 He's in Nicaragua.

00:48:09.260 You don't exactly get support.

00:48:10.580 And then it's like, after you do that, then it's like, well, now I want to find the nice

00:48:13.560 guy from high school.

00:48:14.980 Now I learned my mistake.

00:48:16.320 And it's like, he's got more options than that.

00:48:19.220 Yeah.

00:48:19.380 You had one bullet and you misfired, you know?

00:48:21.960 So it's like, yeah.

00:48:23.960 Guard yourself, you know?

00:48:25.160 And hey guys, girls everywhere.

00:48:27.800 Maybe dad's not dumb.

00:48:29.280 Maybe your dad lived the exact same life that you probably did, but on the opposite end,

00:48:35.920 you know?

00:48:36.820 And he's just old now, but those values, you know, they got him, they served him.

00:48:42.220 Right?

00:48:42.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:43.460 There was an Owen Benjamin video earlier in the week, or maybe it was last week.

00:48:47.340 We don't have it here.

00:48:48.440 It was just like him doing a stream that I was watching.

00:48:50.500 Yeah.

00:48:50.660 And he made a really good point.

00:48:51.940 And he said, every time you have sex, you're making a decision.

00:48:55.220 You're either going to have a baby and raise it, have a baby and abandon it, or kill your

00:49:00.340 baby.

00:49:01.680 And that's pretty true, guys and girls.

00:49:04.200 But every time you're involved in a casual situation, and the result could be pregnancy,

00:49:10.540 you're already in your head deciding, I'm either going to have this child and raise it,

00:49:14.420 I'm going to have this child and ignore it, or I'm going to kill the child before it's

00:49:18.560 born.

00:49:19.020 Yeah.

00:49:19.120 So that's something you guys should think about, which takes us to our next thing, the

00:49:23.000 abortion recipe.

00:49:24.160 This sick fuck.

00:49:25.260 This very stable genius here is holding a sign outside of a, what is this, an abortion center

00:49:29.640 or just a protest?

00:49:31.780 It says, recipe, fetus cider smoothie, half cup vanilla yogurt, apple peeled and diced, half

00:49:39.040 cup apple cider, one tablespoon honey, and then one third cup fetal remains.

00:49:44.820 Blend all with ice and enjoy.

00:49:46.940 Yeah.

00:49:47.380 So it used to be abortion, safe, rare, and legal.

00:49:50.820 Now, blend it into a juice.

00:49:53.580 Yeah.

00:49:54.160 Yeah.

00:49:54.500 Make it into a smoothie.

00:49:55.860 And then my thing is, look at this clear homosexual woman, right?

00:49:59.320 This has got to be a lesbian, gay, mask on, stupid glasses, flat brim hat.

00:50:04.320 That's telltale signs of a lesbian, right?

00:50:06.420 Mm-hmm.

00:50:06.760 What does she care?

00:50:08.220 She's going to go scissor her buddy, Brenda.

00:50:10.920 Yeah.

00:50:11.440 You've already eliminated your bloodline.

00:50:12.960 You're not.

00:50:13.480 Yeah.

00:50:14.260 Exactly.

00:50:14.740 So she wants more bloodlines, right?

00:50:16.040 It's called working for the devil.

00:50:17.440 Yeah.

00:50:17.600 It's demon, demon inspired.

00:50:19.140 So working for the devil to get other people to do an abortion when you have no chance of

00:50:23.040 getting pregnant.

00:50:23.500 Yeah.

00:50:24.060 The devil convinced you to be a pansexual or whatever and not have any kids, fine.

00:50:28.860 But then when you go out and try to convince others, it's called working for the devil.

00:50:32.960 What a good use of your time.

00:50:34.460 All right.

00:50:34.720 Moving on.

00:50:35.180 We're out of cringe of the week and we're into urban decay.

00:50:38.040 Urban decay is a little fast today.

00:50:39.740 It's kind of like a before and after.

00:50:41.220 How are we doing on time?

00:50:42.260 We're okay on time.

00:50:43.220 Okay.

00:50:43.360 That's why urban decay is a little fast today.

00:50:45.800 So remember that lady from last week?

00:50:47.560 We're going to kind of like speed round through these.

00:50:49.680 The lady from last week who was on the highway who was naked shooting the gun.

00:50:53.180 Yeah.

00:50:53.480 Naked.

00:50:54.160 And we said, oh, now that she shoots the gun, now she can get arrested.

00:50:57.400 Yep.

00:50:57.800 No charges for her.

00:50:59.280 We were wrong.

00:50:59.980 We were wrong about that.

00:51:01.260 We thought that was a line in the sand, but apparently the line keeps moving in San Francisco

00:51:05.060 and then firing a gun at moving cars is not the line anymore.

00:51:08.380 Yep.

00:51:08.840 And then there was another clip.

00:51:10.120 I don't know if we played it in bonus land or not, but a car got,

00:51:13.160 a people stole a car and then they drove it off a cliff.

00:51:16.200 Here's the video.

00:51:17.260 Yeah.

00:51:17.500 So this is a stolen car, stolen car flies off a cliff, crashes, could have killed somebody,

00:51:26.540 you know, walking their dog, fucked up that car and then it landed on no charges for that

00:51:31.980 person either.

00:51:32.660 Stolen car, no charges.

00:51:34.320 Yeah.

00:51:34.580 And the San Francisco DA was tweeting about it saying like, it's a more complex situation

00:51:40.120 than we realize.

00:51:41.360 Like we can't necessarily press charges, blah, blah, blah.

00:51:44.280 Drove the car off the cliff, stole the car.

00:51:46.120 Yeah.

00:51:46.400 You go to jail.

00:51:47.360 Yeah.

00:51:48.020 No, they're actually Hispanic.

00:51:50.820 It's so stupid because it's like, even if you were a scumbag district attorney, you would

00:51:54.780 at least charge them and then drop it off later after the news died down.

00:51:58.400 Right.

00:51:58.720 Yeah.

00:51:59.000 But the fact that they're not even doing that, like shows how little they fucking care.

00:52:02.980 Right.

00:52:03.220 Yep.

00:52:03.460 And then Elon Musk changed Twitter's name from Twitter to X Corp, right?

00:52:08.380 Yeah.

00:52:08.580 And then he was flashing the X logo, like projecting it on the building.

00:52:15.040 And the city of San Francisco is complaining about that.

00:52:18.120 What's that AP headline?

00:52:19.340 San Francisco has opened a complaint and launched an investigation of a giant X sign that cropped

00:52:24.580 up on top of the downtown headquarters of social media platform formerly known as Twitter.

00:52:28.860 So that's a big investigation, right?

00:52:30.940 So I guess it's annoying.

00:52:32.040 The X must, the X sign must be annoying to people trying to do fentanyl and shit on the

00:52:36.320 ground.

00:52:36.860 Yeah.

00:52:37.160 It might get in the way of the muggings and the car break-ins, you know, it might kind

00:52:41.300 of be a hindrance to society.

00:52:42.920 Right.

00:52:43.260 And then there was, uh, we have, we've showed this before, but they have the app in San Francisco

00:52:46.720 that shows you where the human shit is and the whole city is covered in shit.

00:52:50.980 Of course.

00:52:51.700 And everyone's doing drugs and it's like open drug trades and a black market and everyone's fucked

00:52:57.200 up and is like rotting from Trank and like has skin lesions.

00:53:01.340 And so this is kind of the broader theme of this section is like the anarcho tyranny of

00:53:05.740 it all.

00:53:06.120 Yeah.

00:53:06.320 And this is what Cernovich said.

00:53:07.740 He goes, uh, I was walking in Los Angeles across the streets where tents on the sidewalk

00:53:11.860 was about to cross a flashing don't walk sign because why not?

00:53:15.480 It's lawless.

00:53:16.420 There aren't any rules.

00:53:17.920 Old Asian woman stops me.

00:53:19.260 Don't do that.

00:53:19.940 My friend got a jaywalking ticket last week, anarcho tyranny.

00:53:23.580 And it's like, yeah, let's worry about the X on the Twitter building, but you know, and

00:53:28.900 let's worry about jaywalking, but people can shit, steal, rob, piss, sleep outside of business.

00:53:34.480 No fucking problem.

00:53:35.560 Right.

00:53:35.860 So if you are, if you jaywalk, you get a ticket because you're a competent person who knows

00:53:41.840 better.

00:53:42.460 But if you do fentanyl or shoot heroin or rob someone or shit on the ground, you don't get

00:53:49.280 in trouble because you're just down on your luck.

00:53:51.640 You don't know anything, you know, you didn't know, you didn't know you couldn't shit outside

00:53:56.280 of the Wawa, but you crossed the street real quick when there's no cars coming.

00:53:59.780 It's like, that's who you crack down on.

00:54:01.900 So I'm going to, I wish I could buy puts on California already.

00:54:04.980 Yeah.

00:54:05.480 Uh, and then there's another example, which I mean, and this is what we see everywhere,

00:54:09.700 right?

00:54:10.000 In the big city, the Soros type DAs, the, uh, anarcho tyranny where you're held to a certain

00:54:15.820 standard and it's like, it's the same thing.

00:54:17.940 You're, you pay your taxes, you pay everything and you have to basically make $10 million

00:54:22.760 or something to feel rich in California.

00:54:25.380 Then there's a point where you get, Oh, I'm above it.

00:54:28.260 It feels great.

00:54:29.120 You know, hard to get there.

00:54:30.540 But until then the middle gets squeezed.

00:54:31.980 The bottom does whatever they want.

00:54:33.540 The top does whatever they want.

00:54:35.120 Cause they're rich enough.

00:54:36.040 They don't care.

00:54:36.780 But then the middle just gets squeezed.

00:54:38.440 You have to follow the rules.

00:54:39.360 You get the tickets, you get fucked.

00:54:40.840 Right.

00:54:41.100 And so here's the state of New York in two tweets.

00:54:45.100 Uh, it says sex for sale.

00:54:47.340 This NYC Avenue is overrun by brazen brothels operating in broad daylight.

00:54:52.160 Shows all these women.

00:54:53.340 These all, it's probably somewhere in Chinatown.

00:54:55.060 It looks like, cause it's all Asians.

00:54:57.460 Uh, it's all the old rub and tug spots, but, um, so they can get out there and solicit,

00:55:03.340 you know, literal prostitution from businesses and you know, whatever.

00:55:07.420 Oh, it's a problem, I guess.

00:55:08.600 But then, uh, you can't have ketchup packets NYC to begin banning ketchup napkins in takeout

00:55:17.100 orders because that's causing problems.

00:55:19.900 Cause that, you know, that ruined the city.

00:55:22.420 Yeah.

00:55:23.060 Ketchup and fucking napkins sit on the ground and do drugs and have sex with prostitutes.

00:55:27.400 They don't know any better.

00:55:28.780 You ordering food, you can afford to order food, have it delivered by someone else.

00:55:33.180 We're going to, we're going to squeeze that guy.

00:55:35.540 Time to tax the pig.

00:55:36.660 You know, let's squeeze the pig.

00:55:37.880 Yeah.

00:55:38.500 Who's giving us all the money.

00:55:39.640 And then also the Roosevelt hotel in New York, uh, is overrun with illegals.

00:55:43.820 I think it's full of illegals.

00:55:44.980 And then here's outside the illegals who didn't get rooms.

00:55:48.000 Oh, multi-colored, multi-ethnic.

00:56:04.440 Yeah.

00:56:05.000 We owe these people.

00:56:08.400 Yeah.

00:56:08.760 We owe them.

00:56:09.460 And it's like, you know, oh, these people are down on their luck.

00:56:12.540 They need help.

00:56:13.200 They're fleeing, whatever.

00:56:14.620 Oh, is it just them?

00:56:15.880 Is it just the 2,500?

00:56:17.160 And then once we get them all squared away, we're all good?

00:56:19.740 No.

00:56:20.060 No, there's a billion people who are in third world countries that would have liked to live

00:56:24.660 here instead of where they're at.

00:56:26.000 And it's actually more than that.

00:56:27.080 It's like four billion.

00:56:27.780 Half the whole planet.

00:56:29.200 Global poverty.

00:56:30.080 Would like to come to America probably.

00:56:32.500 So it's impossible.

00:56:34.120 Uh, the van meat seller.

00:56:35.540 This might be my favorite clip of the whole week.

00:56:36.960 What kind of meat you got?

00:56:38.980 What is it?

00:56:39.700 Beef or pork?

00:56:41.280 Beef?

00:56:42.080 Okay.

00:56:44.460 Ooh, you got cash app?

00:56:46.900 No cash app?

00:56:49.020 Like speaks no English.

00:56:51.540 And, you know.

00:56:52.520 Unrefrigerated minivan in LA.

00:56:54.900 And then that's where the taco trucks get their $2 tacos.

00:56:59.660 Oh, these $2 tacos are so cool.

00:57:01.580 Diversity.

00:57:02.300 Oh, the immigrants come here.

00:57:03.980 Yeah.

00:57:04.400 Abuelita.

00:57:04.800 She, she does the tacos from the side of the road.

00:57:08.060 Yeah.

00:57:08.480 Until you get E. coli.

00:57:09.740 And then you don't.

00:57:10.460 Yeah.

00:57:10.600 You gave me E. coli.

00:57:12.020 And it's, oh.

00:57:12.940 He goes, yeah.

00:57:13.720 No English.

00:57:14.460 Coli?

00:57:14.980 Oh, yeah.

00:57:15.520 Yeah.

00:57:16.000 It's no problem.

00:57:17.060 He's trying to ask him if it's beef.

00:57:18.380 He can't even tell him if it's beef.

00:57:19.760 Beef or pork.

00:57:20.620 Can't even.

00:57:21.080 Oh, yeah.

00:57:21.340 Yeah.

00:57:21.680 Yeah.

00:57:22.360 You gave me E. coli.

00:57:23.460 I'm sick to my stomach.

00:57:24.600 Oh, yeah.

00:57:25.440 Yeah.

00:57:25.800 It's okay.

00:57:26.380 It's okay.

00:57:26.840 Someone owes me money.

00:57:28.140 It's okay.

00:57:28.880 It's okay.

00:57:29.600 No problem.

00:57:30.540 Yeah.

00:57:31.240 Like that soft smiling.

00:57:32.620 Like, oh, no problem.

00:57:33.580 And, you know, like you, you, you look at those rundown food trucks or whatever.

00:57:37.200 It's like, I don't know.

00:57:38.620 Who's checking?

00:57:39.420 Who's checking where they got the meat from?

00:57:40.920 The old mini Chrysler minivan with no refrigeration, maybe.

00:57:44.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:45.500 Good luck.

00:57:46.380 Moving on.

00:57:47.040 The Asian lady gets punched.

00:57:48.740 This is just a one, two for Elon Omar.

00:57:50.860 Yeah.

00:57:51.420 So this Asian lady gets punched by this young black man.

00:57:55.280 Yep.

00:57:55.640 I'm guessing.

00:57:56.540 Boom.

00:57:58.140 Stop Asian hate.

00:57:59.180 Remember they tried to do that and blame it on white people and kind of like a pretend

00:58:02.620 it was, you know, stop Asian hate, Asian hate crimes, blah, blah, blah.

00:58:06.360 White supremacy is our biggest problem.

00:58:08.140 That was my favorite.

00:58:09.100 They kind of put it next to each other and like, are you alluding to white people being

00:58:13.340 the ones that are punching the Asian people?

00:58:15.440 Because we have ring cams.

00:58:16.820 We have ring cams.

00:58:17.800 We have security cams.

00:58:19.580 And there's really just a ton of black people swinging on elderly Asians.

00:58:23.920 I don't know what started this too.

00:58:25.740 Do you have any thoughts on that?

00:58:27.160 What started the swinging on elderly Asians trend?

00:58:30.460 Obviously we can say mental health or whatever you want to talk about.

00:58:32.960 Well, I think, I think everyone, you know, in America is scared to be considered racist.

00:58:36.920 Like white people are scared to do anything against any other race.

00:58:40.180 Yeah.

00:58:40.320 I think Asian people like old school, like off the boat, Asian people, I think they're

00:58:45.520 racist towards black people.

00:58:47.140 And then they bring in that with them and they don't care.

00:58:49.480 And they'll say the N word or they'll kind of like, I'm not serving you.

00:58:52.520 I don't.

00:58:53.120 So I think they'll do shit like that.

00:58:54.480 And then black people in their mind are like, like criminal black people who are looking

00:58:58.540 to throw punches are like, Oh, Asian people.

00:59:00.460 They're always, they're, they're racist to us.

00:59:03.040 Well, I'm going to get them back.

00:59:04.020 I think it's like that.

00:59:04.980 Okay.

00:59:05.260 I have a theory that's kind of like, it's immigrant slash minority jealousy.

00:59:10.980 Like you're doing good.

00:59:12.380 You're a minority in America, but you have your own community.

00:59:14.660 You do really well.

00:59:15.580 Like Asians typically and Chinese make it out.

00:59:19.060 So it's kind of like a man, fuck you.

00:59:21.160 I've been here for a while and I'm just mentally ill on the street, you know?

00:59:25.100 So there's a little bit of resentment there.

00:59:26.680 Maybe a little bit of both.

00:59:27.600 Let's see what Ilhan Omar says.

00:59:29.340 I would say our country should be more fearful of, of, of white men across our country because

00:59:37.520 they are actually causing most of the deaths within this country.

00:59:43.660 Oh yeah.

00:59:44.680 Did she just admit to not understanding per capita?

00:59:47.180 I think that's what that was.

00:59:48.560 Yeah.

00:59:48.800 I think she just said, Hey, I don't know what per capita means.

00:59:51.860 I look at the graph and white people are the most.

00:59:55.380 So this, yeah.

00:59:56.440 So this Somali immigrant who did illegal immigration, who's now in Congress in a country built by

01:00:02.420 white people is telling us that we need to be fearful of white people.

01:00:06.760 How do they do it in Somaliland?

01:00:08.220 Yeah.

01:00:08.540 How do you keep the peace there?

01:00:09.960 Did you bring anything with you that we can use?

01:00:11.820 Yeah.

01:00:12.140 Somalia is a notoriously well-run country with, you know, layers of power, checks and

01:00:18.280 balances, no warlords, no warlords.

01:00:21.660 You know, nobody, nobody's just high on cot trying to fucking attack a tanker for a hundred

01:00:27.660 grand USD.

01:00:29.080 And well, then another, exactly.

01:00:30.360 Another explanation for this.

01:00:32.040 The average IQ in Somalia is, drum roll please, 68.

01:00:37.340 Oh.

01:00:39.500 That ain't passing.

01:00:40.780 That's low.

01:00:41.500 That's low.

01:00:42.460 Guys.

01:00:42.640 So 68.

01:00:43.720 Maybe that's why you have that point of view on that subject.

01:00:46.740 Good talking point though, Ilhan.

01:00:48.340 Yeah.

01:00:48.640 See you at the re-election campaign.

01:00:50.660 All right.

01:00:51.160 Moving on.

01:00:51.560 Don't get too down.

01:00:52.200 Don't get too depressed.

01:00:53.420 We are into uplifting gold.

01:00:56.320 All right.

01:00:56.860 Let's go to the first clip.

01:00:57.920 Saying the N-word's not racist.

01:00:59.900 We have a short uplifting gold.

01:01:01.340 Tell them your name.

01:01:02.540 Tanaya.

01:01:03.480 Okay.

01:01:04.040 See, and aren't you my best friend at work?

01:01:06.100 Yes.

01:01:06.720 So I'm not racist.

01:01:09.180 That's good.

01:01:09.940 That's good.

01:01:10.260 People think I'm really racist.

01:01:11.620 Are you serious?

01:01:12.080 Because like there was a video on here and I said I sang the N-word, but I didn't.

01:01:16.920 That's where he starts to take it and teeter it and explain.

01:01:20.780 Because I sang the N-word.

01:01:22.440 Yeah.

01:01:22.740 Because I sang the N-word.

01:01:24.060 Well, that's proof.

01:01:25.240 You can say the N-word and then not be racist.

01:01:27.920 Yeah.

01:01:28.500 That's good proof.

01:01:29.360 Yeah.

01:01:29.900 All right.

01:01:30.100 Go to the origami, man.

01:01:31.400 We're going to have to speed through uplifting.

01:01:33.540 Are we over our time?

01:01:34.760 We're right at it.

01:01:35.820 Look out.

01:01:36.360 Hi.

01:01:37.000 Today is my 1059th day in shadow.

01:01:40.740 I have 40 and 1059th crying while praying for everyone's health and peace.

01:01:46.560 That's very nice.

01:01:47.720 I didn't hear a thing.

01:01:49.100 That's uplifting.

01:01:50.000 It's every day he makes an origami and then every day he prays for everyone in Seattle's

01:01:56.820 health and peace.

01:01:57.680 Wow.

01:01:58.260 He's been doing it for 1,500 days or something.

01:02:01.240 Wow.

01:02:02.140 So I can't wait to see his origami the day he gets swung on by a random.

01:02:06.480 Yeah.

01:02:06.820 One day he'll just have like a black eye and a bandage.

01:02:09.380 I pray for everyone, but I was swung on.

01:02:11.960 And it's like when you started praying, it's like five years ago.

01:02:14.940 Yeah.

01:02:15.080 And it's like, you know, so then it's like Seattle's kind of gone down.

01:02:19.800 Yeah.

01:02:19.900 It hasn't really been effective.

01:02:21.020 It hasn't really worked.

01:02:22.040 Sorry.

01:02:22.740 I know this is uplifting gold, but.

01:02:24.760 He's kind of similar where he does it every day.

01:02:26.640 Similar to Rohit.

01:02:28.160 Yeah.

01:02:28.420 Because he drinks for me today.

01:02:29.940 Yeah.

01:02:30.200 Yeah.

01:02:30.540 All right.

01:02:31.000 Let's go to the cat who has a crush.

01:02:34.700 This is stupid.

01:02:36.340 It's uplifting.

01:02:37.440 Cat likes the cat on the screen.

01:02:39.300 See?

01:02:40.700 He likes the cat on the screen.

01:02:41.960 He likes it.

01:02:42.520 Nice.

01:02:43.880 Good.

01:02:44.740 Cat gets it.

01:02:45.840 Yeah.

01:02:46.060 He gets it.

01:02:46.640 He's on his way to that.

01:02:48.260 He'd be freaked out by that $20,000 dog suit guy, too, probably.

01:02:51.380 Yeah, for sure.

01:02:52.660 And then last clip, the Stanford University created glasses that help deaf people get subtitles.

01:03:02.120 In real time?

01:03:02.840 In real time.

01:03:03.440 I'll let you know when to go.

01:03:05.500 Okay.

01:03:08.800 Okay.

01:03:09.420 Ready?

01:03:09.660 Ready?

01:03:10.100 Ready.

01:03:10.640 According?

01:03:11.180 Yes.

01:03:11.720 Cool.

01:03:12.160 So, hi.

01:03:12.620 I'm Tom, and this is Transcribe Glass, subtitles for the real world.

01:03:16.940 So, using our device, you can actually see captions for everything I say in your field of view in real time,

01:03:23.640 while also getting a good sense of my lips, my environment, and everything else around me.

01:03:29.180 That's Transcribe Glass, designed to help you fully understand the conversation.

01:03:34.440 Thank you.

01:03:34.900 That's cool.

01:03:35.960 Good for them.

01:03:36.960 Yeah.

01:03:37.280 And then if you're, like, one of these brain-fried Netflix watchers who just likes having subtitles,

01:03:43.180 you can have that for your life, too.

01:03:45.920 Smart.

01:03:46.320 And your whole life can be like a Netflix.

01:03:47.840 Smart.

01:03:48.480 It's pretty good.

01:03:49.260 Yeah.

01:03:49.780 Not for deaf people, just for Netflix brain-fried people.

01:03:52.600 That's who you want it on?

01:03:53.480 The target?

01:03:53.700 It's open to everybody.

01:03:54.520 Okay.

01:03:55.060 Sure.

01:03:55.280 That's why I'm bullish.

01:03:56.220 The bullish scenario is, this is a thing that's going to improve the industry and blah, blah, blah.

01:04:03.080 And, you know, what's the word that means?

01:04:05.220 Like, set a whole new total addressable market.

01:04:08.140 Yeah.

01:04:08.380 And then the bears are like, this will kind of go a long way until it's ready.

01:04:12.300 And then the Fleckis theory is, brain-dead Netflix watchers can use this, too.

01:04:16.920 That's the extent of his trading knowledge and stocks picking.

01:04:21.020 It's all vibes.

01:04:22.220 And it's all like, is Bud Light going to crater or go up?

01:04:25.320 Yeah.

01:04:25.600 Well, sometimes I'm right.

01:04:27.420 We'll see.

01:04:27.840 I'm excited to see what the earnings are like.

01:04:29.400 Okay.

01:04:29.640 Yeah.

01:04:30.000 Never financial advice.

01:04:31.160 Another Fleckis Talks in the books.

01:04:32.300 Thank you guys for watching.

01:04:33.120 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:04:35.520 FleckisTalks.com for the bonus content, extra stuff.

01:04:38.800 And then on Fridays, we're going to get back to shouting out our small businesses.

01:04:42.900 Yeah.

01:04:43.120 So if you have any small businesses you want to shout out, email Zach, Z-A-C-H, at FleckisTalks.com.

01:04:49.500 And then Zach will go through them and we will pick one.

01:04:52.420 All right.

01:04:52.680 Thank you guys for watching.

01:04:53.420 We'll see you at the next one.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 01, 2023

LEBRON JAMES' SCHOOL FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD

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