JUNETEENTH MAYHEM
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1 hour and 30 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode of Flackers Talks the Podcast, the crew talks about Sam Smith jumping off of a plane, an anti-patriarchal family, and why a little girl would rather have a dad than two moms.
Transcript
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All right. Welcome back to Flackers Talks the Podcast, episode 87. Today on the show,
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Spirit Airlines behavior is back just in time for summer. Then we have a Juneteenth recap that will
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probably not surprise you. Then after that, we get a sneak peek into an anti-patriarchy household.
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You're not going to want to miss that. That submarine is gone. And last but not least,
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this poor little girl gets asked, would you want to have a dad instead of two moms?
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And her answer will break your heart. All this and more. It's Flackers Talks the Podcast,
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episode 87. Ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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All right. One for one on the intro, as always. Guys, this week's episode is brought to you by
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Go there today. Download the app. Now let's get into housekeeping.
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All right. Thank you to the sponsors. We have a really important housekeeping this week.
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Okay. How many pages? Two, but they are packed. Okay. First things first, obviously the most
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important story of the day, the thing everyone's talking about, Sam Smith jumping off of the stage.
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It actually wasn't him. Really? Who was it? Just some other fat guy. I almost said some other fat
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fuck. Yeah. But I, you know, they don't want to curse so early in the show, but I guess we will.
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So this is not Sam Smith jumping off, but that is a lot what it would look like, but that's exactly
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what it would look like. It's a, it's called an absolute one for one replica. Yeah. Yeah. So
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the next biggest story after that is that submarines gone. Yeah. Yeah. Submarines gone. And you know,
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you've been inundated with takes memes, whatever, by this point, submarines gone. Submarines gone.
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They say it. They say people are knocking. I think it's gone. It's exploded. But the one thing,
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what are you going to say about this? Cause the one thing that's popped out to me is how much
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people hated and wanted billionaires to suffocate in the dark. Yeah. 200, you know, whatever under
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the sea. Yeah. It's like, yeah, that guy's just a dad. What are you talking about? Like he made a
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billion dollars doing like an industrial thing. It's not like he's some evil genius, no matter what.
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And he has that spirit in him of like exploring uncharted lands and discovering new things. So I can
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respect that. Of course. But then my take is just submarine went down, gone, get a new one gone
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again. Probably no. Yeah. Uh, and in hindsight, in hindsight, it looks really bad for those people
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with a video game controller, all the bolts from the outside, but what'd you expect? It's
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unprecedented depths. I saw that guy ratcheting the bolts with just a hand tool and it didn't even go
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that tight. Yeah. He had like another, he was doing it with like another wrench on the other side.
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It's like, dog, 6,000, whatever pressure. Yeah. Like you think that's not going to blow out?
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You used your hand. You didn't even go all the way. Yeah. But yeah, I mean the, the general theme
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is like, I'm not surprised the crazy dangerous submarine is missing, but also to condemn these
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people for a having money and B being adventurous. It's like, what do you guys do? It's, it's the meme
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of like the, Oh, you should punch him. Like the fat guy on a couch Monday morning quarterbacking.
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Yeah. It's like, all right. Yeah. Oh, it was a stupid idea, but they had other successful
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missions and stuff. So, and it could be aliens. Uh, yeah. Yeah. You keep saying that to me
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and you keep bringing it up with no justification. The whole world is focused on this one thing.
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I was thinking it could have been like when the world gets focused on me too. Like that. So
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yeah. And it could have been a publicity thing too. It's like, Hey, we want everyone to talk
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about this Titanic thing. We're about to discover what do we do? Oh, we'll just go silent. And then
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in the last second we'll come out and then everyone will know. Yeah, for sure. So, but
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I mean, that's just the, like the best upside ever that could be. Yeah. But my, my main thing
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is miserable people really want to see billionaires suffocate to death because I don't know, you're
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poor. Yeah. What's the angle there? It's like miserable people just chirping with each other
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online. And a lot of miserable people too. Mimetic systems made this point. They, they forget
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that billionaires made the money. Like they did something, they created something or they
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dominated an industry or like they progressed something and sold a new product and made billion
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dollars. It's not just like, Oh, that was there. It showed up in my account on Monday morning.
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They, they got lucky, you know? So people are really mad and they're showing their true colors.
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They're mad at the billionaires. We have to keep going. Okay. You know, we're getting behind.
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That's fair. Um, we are off next week. We are going on vacation. Well, I'm, I'm going
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on vacation. Rap was not, but we are off from the show next week. Uh, so we are going to
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be releasing bonus land today simultaneously with this episode. So if you want an extra
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30 minutes of bonus land, fuck is talks.com is the website. And then next Friday, instead
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of the show, there's going to be a bonus land Q and a that's almost like an hour long rap
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boy. And I shot it last night questions from the audience. And it was so funny. It was
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my favorite bonus land thing we ever shot. That's coming out next Friday instead of the
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podcast behind the fleckistalks.com paywall. Yep. So sign up today, get that content next
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week. So you're not missing out on any fleckist stuff. I am going on a vacation. So I ordered
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a book. Yeah. How'd that go bad? You know how we talk about last week, how I don't really
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look too much into the things I order online and I kind of just rip it. You're looking at
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the guy who orders like a double XL shirt, but it's made in Japan. So it really fits like
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a large, like he, he buys the cast iron skillet. It's gigantic. He didn't even look at the size.
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It was this big. He throws out things that are like brand new because of tags on it. Yeah.
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Because of misordering. So, so I, I tend to misorder. I just kind of rip it. I shoot from
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the hip. It's impulsive. Impulsive is another word for it. So I was like, Oh, I'm going on vacation.
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What do you do on vacation? You read a book? You read a book. Read a book. I'm going to
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sit outside. I'm going to read a book. I'm like, Oh, read a book. I haven't read a book
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in a while, you know? And I'm like, who am I going to read a book about? Andre Agassi.
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There's a guy from my childhood who I really liked. And I used to be, here's a picture.
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I used to be Andre Agassi for Halloween every year. So I was like, cool. I'll get the Andre
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Agassi open book. Biography. And I've heard that's a good book. I'm sure it's great. He used
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to do meth. Him versus Pete Sampras. Yeah. And then I get the book and I open
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it. It's in Spanish. So stupid. You're such an idiot. To be fair. I didn't even
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know they made books in Spanish. Do-do-do. I, you know, so I got the book and now it's
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all in Spanish. My problem with it, hold that up again. If it's in Spanish, it should
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be abierto, not open. That's what I thought. Abierto. I saw Andre Agassi open. Boom. Buy
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it. 15 bucks. It's in Spanish. Yeah. You weren't going to read it anyway. So yeah. So I had to
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order another one. Yep. And I am going to read it. All right. We have to get through doppelgangers.
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We don't really do doppelgangers anymore, but if we did, these would be rat boys for
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this week. Okay. Um, the YouTube guy that looks just like you, we're going to go quick
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through these. Okay. YouTube guy. Yeah. I see him. Um, big beard, but there's you, there's
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like a weaker, that's like your cousin, genetic weak, weaker version. Yeah. Your cousin who
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didn't, who played the video games. You play the sports. Okay. All right. Next there's you.
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This guy's doing a demonstration about screens, how to put a new screen in. That's
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you. Good. He does something nice. He's got a nice product. He's got a job. He's
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like one of those guys. Sham. Wow. Yep. He has his little bits, you know, he's got his
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little routine. That's good. Yep. Um, and then this last one is a cop. Yeah. That's
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you. That was sent in. You didn't send it, but somebody sent it to me and I, I pulled
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it out. Yeah. So not that one. And then there's this other last one of this guy with all the
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Diet Cokes. One day of Diet Cokes. One day of Diet Cokes. So there's like a Diet Coke
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addict who looks just like you. Wow. Do you have any for me? No, I thought we weren't
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doing doppelgangers anymore. We just say that. We just say that because people get annoyed
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by him, but we still do them every week. Honestly, uh, I had a lot sent to me, uh, just not a lot
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up to par. Yeah. People are getting not lazy, but it's, it's like, yeah, if you squint
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maybe, but I'm not, I'm only bringing diamonds in now. Yeah. Me too. Me too. And that's why
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we don't do doppelgangers anymore. Okay. We're moving on. Sam Smith guy who, who dove in the
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crowd. That could be, we can move that to doppelgangers really quick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Good one. All right. All right. All right. Is everyone ready for the next section? Yeah. We're
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still in housekeeping. Yeah. Everyone has been sending in their Arnold Palmer summers.
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Yep. It's fantastic. It's going really well. Arnold Palmer is the official drink of summer.
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60% unsweetened iced tea, 40% lemonade. Boom. Everyone's happy. Everyone's sending it in
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the most refreshing drink. Great drink for summer. Keep that going. We now also are going to announce
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the sandwich of the summer. Now in the beginning, I was thinking egg salad on white, but then Richard
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Rap Boy said, I can't co-sign egg salad. Yeah. RRB won't co-sign egg salad, a sandwich of the
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summer. Puts me in a tough spot. And then I was like, all right, maybe Bon Mi's. Those are good.
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Those are refreshing. We had a little bit of a Bon Mi phase, you know, riding the bikes, get the
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Bon Mi's, but I ate so many Bon Mi's that it's blown out. I blew it out. Can't do it. And then I was
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thinking the Cuban sandwich, that's pretty good. But then one time I in St. Pete, I had a Cuban sandwich
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and it had little hairs in it. Disgusting. So I'm never going to order a Cuban sandwich. I can't
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participate in my own thing. Cuban sandwiches are out. So the official sandwich of summer
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is here. Drum roll in post, please. The BLT. Fair. BLT. It's an American classic. You may be
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asking, can you add avocado? BLAT? No. Okay. Just BLT. No avocado. Just BLT. BLT. Arnold Palmer.
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Outside. Grass. Summer. Hot. Pool. Beach. Bam. Fries? Sandwich of summer. He didn't get fries.
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Chips? Chips. Whatever. Okay. It's not about the sandwich of summer is all I care about. Okay.
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All right. Cool. So make sure you guys tag me in those. I'll be reposting. No avocado though. Don't
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let me catch you with avocado. All right. Moving on. Sandwich of summer and the drink of summer
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is now official. That being said, we need to start thinking about the fall. I'm seeing a lot
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of compelling material for Zoot Suit Fall. See here, people dancing in the background in
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their Zoot Suits. I used to have one in high school. They're very cool. We all know how
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cool Jim Carrey, when he put the mask on, was in that movie. Yeah. You know? So I'm telling
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everyone now, Zoot Suit Fall is inbound. Plan ahead. Okay. We also have a rock stacking update.
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I'm getting a lot of people sending me videos of them kicking the rocks over. It's summer.
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People are out at state parks, national parks. Kicking those hippie rock stacks over. That's
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great. Keep up that rock stack destruction. We have one playing here. I get tons of these.
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Keep sending me these. But I will say this. Someone sent me this video of this woman making
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a cat face out of rocks. That is not the same. That actually takes talent. It takes no talent
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to stack the rocks up. That's stupid. People wear Birkenstocks and do that. Yeah. This
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is actually talent. So don't destroy that kind of stuff if you guys see it.
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They call this impermanent art. Yeah. So that kind of stuff is actually cool. All right. Moving on.
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As always, we are going to try to name things whenever there's a contest to name certain
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things. We've done the boat. We've done the garbage truck. Now there is a new one. It's in Las Vegas.
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It's name this showgirl. Like a showgirl whatever. What's it called? A showgirl sign. Yeah. Like
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light sign. It's a mascot. Whatever. A mascot. So I'm getting desperate. I just want one of these
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to hit so bad. So I'm just trying to hit a single here, guys. I have the link in the description for
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that naming mascot thing. Let's name it Roberta. Yes. Short for Rob Smith or even Roberta Smith.
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I just want one of these to hit. It's getting desperate. It's not even a good one. I know.
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But you're getting pathetic. I'm getting pathetic. But we're going to get one of these. It's
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going to feel good. So it'll still be squirts. But it's we're getting more and more desperate
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by the week. All right. I do have to make an announcement about behind the scenes stuff.
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This is housekeeping. This is where this kind of stuff comes out. We are in talks with Tran
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Ma Dong. There is a Asian man who sings songs. Can we let that one song rip?
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All right. So we're in talks with that guy. We're negotiating a deal, a two song shout out deal.
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So let us know what songs you think you'd want him to sing. It would be fun. I think
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like Elvis would be a good one. Stuff like that. Iconic stuff. I kind of wanted him to
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do Dire Straits, Money for Nothing, just so he maybe accidentally says the F-A-G-G-O-T
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word. Oh, full spell out right there. I don't know. You do it. Yeah. That would be actually
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funny. But this is the that little with the earring and the makeup in a nice Vietnamese accent.
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Yeah. That could be special. That's something that doesn't exist. So that's what I'm working
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towards. We're making a deal happen there. Foreign people singing American songs that are
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iconic without reverence. Yeah. Is my favorite music genre. All right. So we were done with
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that. A lot of these announcements are done. Let's see. Where are we? You're cruising through
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this housekeeping. Yeah. Yeah. You know how when the Wi-Fi gets messed up, you're supposed to unplug
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the router for 10 seconds and plug it back in? Yeah. I don't wait the 10 seconds. I just boom,
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boom. Yeah. I don't think there's a connection that goes, oh, there it is again. Same old
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connection. Keep doing what I was doing a second ago. It's like, nah, you were powered off. You're
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done. You're a robot. You got fully shut down. All right. Next. I agree with you. Thank you.
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That's like the one thing I agree with you this housekeeping so far. What about BLT? I'm kidding.
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I'm kidding. You like BLTs. I love BLTs. Yeah. Really stack up the bacon, guys. All right. Second page of
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housekeeping. Final page of housekeeping. This is very important stuff. We're almost in the
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show. This isn't the show yet. The house covered in crickets. I swear it's just getting worse and
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worse. It is disgusting there. This is why you need a cat. Everywhere. Oh my. That's so gross. How
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would you like to get rid of those? I've seen those bug salt shotguns, you know, where the salt actually
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kills them at like a terminal speed and they go, boom. I'd probably do one of those. Light
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them up. Yeah. Feel like a movie. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I don't think it
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would work, but. Yeah. They have like exoskeletons. Oh, wow. Big word. Wow. You probably read
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that in the Spanish book. Exoskeletons. Exoskeletons. I would do a shot back. Yeah. Imagine going on
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that wall and going. That would feel good. Yeah. I feel good sucking all those up. Yeah.
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All right. That was all I had for that. OK. Quick note. Hunter Biden's been in the news
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lately. Yeah. He's getting in trouble. He took a plea. Right. He took a plea deal. I see some
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people are cheering for it. You know, obviously, I don't like Hunter Biden, but here's what
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we don't want to do. We don't want to cheer Hunter Biden getting in trouble for like gun
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paperwork. Ticky tack gun law paperwork. Ticky tack gun law paperwork shit. It's like, you
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know, let's respect our rats. The rats are veterans. Yeah. Fought for. You should be able
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to get a gun anytime, anywhere in any sober status for free. Yeah. Federally subsidized.
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So if we're cheering on, it's like we're almost cheering our own demise of like, yeah, be extra
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strict with that gun paperwork. You should be able to get a gun for free anywhere. Yeah,
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for sure. But, you know, it is fair that unequal application of said law, you know, obviously
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we're going to. Of course, that was more of a bit. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Anytime, anywhere
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for free. That's a crazy statement. I know. All right. Moving on. Special Olympics has betting
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now. I'm not telling anyone what to do, but that could be good action. Yeah. For the first
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time in the 55 year history of the Special Olympic World Games, fans and viewers will
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be able to wager. I really think the favorites in the Special Olympics are probably going to
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win. Yeah. Every time. Yeah. Because there's different degrees of special. There's a guy
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who's pretty much a genetic freak who just doesn't really talk or think that good. And
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he still runs the hundred meter pretty quick. Right. Yeah. And then there's the ones at the
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other end of the spectrum who are extra special who are never going to win in the first place.
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Yeah. It's like you don't have you don't really have a chance. So there's I bet there's winners
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and then the winners are probably the winners every time. Yeah. I don't anticipate getting
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any good odds or good deals on these special. And the worst your odds are, you might think
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like, oh, I bet a dollar and I win 10 grand. But it's like that dollar ain't running.
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That guy. He's getting helped across the finish line. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's not get too far
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into it. Graphic. All right. Moving on. We're running behind a little bit, so I can't really
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explain this all the way. But Sasquatches can disguise themselves very well. You could see
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a Sasquatch on a thermal cam walking around the woods and it's a Sasquatch walking around
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and then you turn the thermal off and it's a deer. Can you go a little deeper? Can you explain
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that a little bit more? So you see the Sasquatch thermal and then you look up. It's a deer.
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I can't. Any more? Anything? No. We have to kind of finish this housekeeping, but the Sasquatches
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are real, but they just keep the portals closed down. And then the dinosaur skeletons, oh, dinosaurs.
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What do they have these stupid arms for? That's weird. Oh, they have stupid arms. Those were
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wing arms. Those are the dragons. And then magnets also. Space alien metals. We keep forgetting
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that magnets are like space magic. You guys can't. Don't forget magnets ain't nothing.
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Magnets is like how most of them do all their shit. We can't go too deep in that because we
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have to. Yeah. I bet you can't. I bet you can't go too deep. We are done with housekeeping. We have
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a final shout out from housekeeping. Shout out to Margo and Nate who are getting married tomorrow.
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They are show watchers. They're a nice straight couple. No one's pansexual. No one's a demi boy
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or whatever that is. Straight marriage month. Guy and a girl getting married in June. Lovely time of
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year. Congrats. We love you guys. And then Margo, don't forget just because it's your wedding doesn't
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mean you could be a terrorist. Everyone wants to be here and have fun and they're trying to help you
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and it is your day, but don't need to act like a crazy person. Can't hold people hostage. Yeah, for real.
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All right, moving on. Let's get into cringe of the week. All right. Before we get into cringe of the
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week, we have a quick message from our friends over at My Patriot Supply. Guys, things are not
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a third of this season's crops are not going to be harvested. According to the USDA, that doesn't
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sound good. Sounds like there might be some food shortage problems in the horizon. It might be good
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our first clip of Cringe of the Week non-trans section is the rollerblader crash. This will
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actually be kind of an express. Wow, this looks fun. Everyone seems to be proficient in rollerblading.
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No weak links here. Yeah. This is safe to do. As long as everyone can just stay up. Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh. It's actually not that bad if you aren't the first one down. Yeah. If you land on
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the pile, it's just landing on like a soft whatever. Yeah. You get cushioned. No big deal.
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Yeah. So all those people fell down. Next clip. Great. All right. The girl who's recovering from
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binge eating. When I eat a day and binge eating recovery. So for breakfast, I had too many bagels,
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one with cream cheese and jam and one with bacon and cheese and a cutie like little orange and
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water. Rose and 94 got donuts, but I didn't have any because I'm trying to be better. I'm not saying
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you can never have a donut. Pause real quick. You could say never have a donut. Yeah. That would
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be sound advice. Yeah. You can find other ways to get. 9 a.m. You're having a donut? What kind of day
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are you going to have? Yeah. Also, that whole meal was like a, that's like half your calories for the
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whole day. Yeah. It's two sandwiches smothered. All right. And then you have lunch. It's like,
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this person's having like, you know, if you want to lose weight, you just have one meal a day and
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it's a calorie deficit meal. So it's like 1500 calories, maybe a thousand calories. And then
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that's it. Yeah. All these are like full meals with sides and shit. All right. For lunch.
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For lunch, I had a hot dog with ketchup, mustard, relish, and some mac and cheese and a Sprite. And
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this is what the girls had for lunch. So I just copied them. And then for dinner, I had an orange
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soda and then this honey barbecue chicken melt from Friendly's and waffle fries. It's literally
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my favorite meal ever. And for dessert, I had a small ice cream, which I know might be normal for
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some people, but whenever I get cold stone, I always have to get the biggest size. But today I
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got a small. So I feel like when I'm ordering for delivery, I. So all this process crap, just a ton of
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food and like, uh, yeah. Hot dog. Yeah. For lunch, I had the amalgam of pig slop in the
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bread with the Mac and cheese with zero nutritional value. Cheese flavored chemicals for dinner. I had
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fast food with waffle fries. Yeah. And every single meal has a soda. Yeah. And it's like,
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Oh, I'm recovering from binge eating. Instead of eating it all at once, I just eat it throughout
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the whole day. It's still the same thing. Here's my day of not recovering from binge eating
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is what it should say. No real food and it's labeled a recovery. So what do you think it is
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with someone like this? Do they genuinely not know anything about nutrition? Like, is it that hard
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to like go, Oh, I'll eat eggs? I think they're, it's like almost like a victim status where like
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they have like a mental thing where they think like they're not wrong for being so big and it's
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not, they didn't get themselves so fat. Yeah. So it just happened to them. Yeah. So I'm recovering
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from binge eating. You have to spread this out. It's like, you're still drinking Sprite
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and orange soda and a hot dog and Mac and cheese. So it's like, you're, you know, say they're not
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like, Hey, I need to eat a thousand calorie deficit every day for like a month and I'll
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lose 40 pounds. It's not like that. It's like, how can I do, how can I eat what I've been eating
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in a healthier way? And it's like, it's like a jumbo shrimp. It's like a catch 20. It's like
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a catch 22. Yeah. Opposite thing. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Um, and this girl was
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getting dragged online. Um, which yeah, I guess you shouldn't post it if you're a, if
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you're a big girl still eating big girl meals and calling that your recovery. So I don't
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know, man, it feels like there's a lot more people like this out there who have no idea
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how bad shit is for them. And it's like, dude, soda. Everybody knows like you saw the diet
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Coke doppelganger. That guy, at least it's zero calories. Imagine if those were all calories
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that were 400 pounds. Exactly. I saw that girl too, post one about what she was eating
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on an airplane. It was like this, she had like this thing of all these foods. It was
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like a full meal, like Tupperware type of thing, but it's like, can't you just not eat
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for the three hour flight? Yeah. You need to eat. Yeah. Even if it's a cross country and
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you're going from California to New York, it's like you need to pull out the fucking
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Thanksgiving. Yeah. Um, and you know what? We've actually talked about this with us,
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uh, losing weight and like trying to eat healthier and stuff. It's like you had a great run. This
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girl, you probably had three years of real pigging doing whatever. Now it's time to suffer a little
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bit, right? If you want to reach your goals and you want to be like a normal person and
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not like a person who nobody wants to sit next to on the airplane, you're going to have
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to suffer. You had your good times. Think back fondly of them. Yeah. Cause she looks at it
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like, Oh, I had my good times. Now I need to make it not so good. So I'm going to put
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a couple of hours in between each pig pie. Like we have it when we're running, whenever
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I'm running and I'm out of breath and I'm tired, I want to stop. I just think we'll keep
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going and then this will cancel out one time we ordered pies. Yeah. And then you have to
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do that every time you ordered pies, which is a lot. Yeah. We had a good run. We had a great
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run. We had for two years. All right. Um, let's go next to the person who feeds their dog
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better food than that lady was eating. Yeah. Let's see how this dog eats quail, turkey
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mints, lamb, spleen, beef, liver, baby octopus, kefir, kefir, hemp oil, catnip, duck egg, everything.
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Oh, that's nutrients. He crunches it up. Oh, he loves that shit. Eat with bear. That's nice.
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Yeah. If she ate that, she'd be great. Oh yeah. She couldn't though. I know she can't. She's
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binge eating recovery. So she needs three full meals with soda. Yeah. She needs meals that
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could, that have shelf life for three of three years. Oh man. It makes me miss Jerry. So
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dogs are eating better than humans in some cases guys. Yeah. A hundred percent. Uh, the
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people from the Jerry, I put Jerry in a bootcamp while I'm on vacation. Uh, and they messaged
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me and said he was growling. Oh, but he's not going to like attack anybody. He's a vocal
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guy. He kind of just goes, and they were probably like, Oh, that dog's skate. I want to go in
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there. Um, all right. Guy hits a deer with his car. This is like a fast, like speed round.
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And then we're going to get into some of the good shit. This guy's driving.
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Shut up. Pussy. That was it. That's the only notes I have. It just says pussy.
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Pussy. We could do one of our old standard bits. Like, when would you have a reaction
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like this? My family getting murdered, like running over a child, running over a small
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child. Yeah. Waking up in the hospital after a DUI and you realized you killed a whole family.
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Yeah. Yeah. That was pathetic. And I saw an article that was like 50% of guys are scared
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to approach girls because they're thinking they're creepy. And it's like, yeah, well that's
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probably, that's probably one of them. That makes sense. That guy is creepy. You shouldn't
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approach girls. You're too scared outside of girls. You ran over a deer and you started
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crying. We need to talk to a girl. What can you bring her? Yeah. Let's move on to page
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two of non-trans cringe of the week. All right. The guy at the gate, the gate agent. So this
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guy misses his flight. Yeah. And everyone knows how that works. You miss your flight and then
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the door closes and the plane leaves and that door doesn't open. And the gate agents, they're
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gone. Gate agents leave. Bang on the door. This is New Orleans. You want different headphones
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inside? We need security at C-10 to open this gate. You got some people trying to catch
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they flight. Security. Security. As if they could do it. You got some people trying to
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catch they flight. Yeah. And that is like, when would you ever get on the PA system?
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If only if your child was missing and you just noticed it and you need to act right
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now. Yeah. Child missing. My child is missing. Johnny or met gate C-10. He's wearing a red
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jacket. He's four feet tall. He's 10 years old. Johnny, we are at C-10. You know, that's
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the only time, right? That's the only thing I can think of. And everyone and people are always
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saying, especially with Juneteenth conversations that like black people can't be racist because
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they don't have like the power structure on their side, right? They just say that all
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the time. Not just on Juneteenth. Yeah. Yeah. So black people can't be racist. That's like
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a basis of their thought. Because they're not part of the power structure. And it's like,
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you just made a PA announcement at the airport. I've never done that. Exactly. I don't have
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that like power or that entitlement of like, I'm going on the loudspeaker. Hey, nobody does
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that. Nobody does that. My favorite thing is like they board the flight and he's like, we
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here early. We need to catch their flight. Um, calling security a no idea how the airport
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works. Right. And these gate agents who board the flight, they board the flight and they go,
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all right, all done. Print out the thing. Here's the final passenger thing. Doors closed, blah,
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blah, blah. And they're gone. That's it. They're gone. Nobody, nobody's coming to help you,
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buddy. Yeah, exactly. We have another, um, clip, another flight interaction clip. This lady
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was, uh, the flight was fully loaded and then she saw an empty seat in first class and just walked
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to the front and took the seat. And then the flight attendant called her out and said no. And
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then she kind of caused the scene and they asked her to leave the plane. And then she filmed it as
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if she was in the right. That's good. Yes, they were. And the way that the upgrade list works,
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they change their seat to indicate that the person comes in like, Hey, you get to go to the front
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seat. And then they change it. I've never heard that. Well, that's our policy. Yes, that's why we
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have upgrade list. And that's why all passengers have their assigned seat availability to buy it
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when you checked in. So there was nobody there. And how do you pick? So that's how we have upgrade
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lists. So passengers that have status, other, uh, other airlines that fly with us. Yes,
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status. If you fly, you pay, you fly X amount of dollars a year on our airline, you have
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different privileges. You're a priority member. I think I am. I took 25 flights this year. That's
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what you get for profiling me again. So she says, that's what you get for profiling me at the end.
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Yeah. That was racism. Yeah. Not me, not understanding the upgrade list. That was racism.
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And I just sat down in first class. And then there's like, there's standards that society has
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that should have. Right. And it should apply to everyone, regardless of race or class or how much
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money people have or whatever. There should just be standards. Right. And there's this thing I'm
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noticing, which I'm sure everyone watching would agree that the progressives, the left-leaning
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people, the liberals, the white liberals, especially there have like this thing when they see
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black people behaving, not to those societal standards where they're almost like, Oh, it's okay.
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Oh, like that's, you know, it's okay to be loud at the library or it's okay to like, you know,
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yell on the bus or like, you know, say something inappropriate. Uh, no big deal. Cause like,
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they're scared. But in reality, it's like, that's actually like a bigotry of low expectations where
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you're thinking like, Oh, these people can't be normal society members cause they don't have it in
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them. Yeah. But in reality, it's like, if you actually were not racist and treated everyone equally,
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you go, Hey man, you don't just yell, you don't yell on the bus. And when there's,
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you know, curse words when there's kids around and then old ladies. Yeah. But the, that seems to
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be on the wayside. Now people don't really follow that anymore. This one was so fascinating to me
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because it's entitlement accusations all the while not understanding, you know, like you have no idea
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how an upgrade list works. It all happens at the very end, right before the flight, you know,
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empty seat. Who's the most qualified? This guy, he flowed 10 times this month. There's literally a list
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that you can see on the board waiting for like United, American, whatever. It's like, okay,
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I'm third on the upgrade list. I need three no-shows or I need someone to miss their connection.
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And then this lady picks up her purse and just goes and sits down and then starts filming when
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being told not to. As if she's correct, starts filming. Isn't that unbelievable? How dumb and
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entitled you'd have to be to start filming that and think like, I'm going to get the airline now.
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Yeah. Yeah. And then it ended up with her not getting back on the plane.
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She's like, I felt you yelled at me. This was like, this was part three of like a four part
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video series. We just kind of wanted to explain the situation, but isn't that wild? Crazy. Yeah.
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But it's, you know, but there's a lot of people can't be racist. They don't have power. It's like,
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I've never tried to steal a first class seat. Just go sit in it. That's crazy. That would be insane to do,
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right? Yeah. All right. Moving on. Um, the patriarch, the anti-patriarchy household,
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we found this woman who has like a demon face. Um, and it's basically like what happens when a
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woman runs the household and she's got a poison brain. Yeah. This is when a, when a feminist type
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woman runs a household and like competes and then tries to tell the masculine energy in a house what's
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right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let's let that rip. Dad, if one of the kids communicate a boundary to you
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and if they say, no, Papa, I don't want to hug, what's something that you could say to them?
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That's a no, no. That's not what we say. Carter, what do we say? Dad, try it again. What do we say?
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If Charlie says no, Papa, I'll give you a high five, not a hug. You can say, grandma, what do we say?
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I respect your boundaries, baby. There we go. Can I get an ear hug? Can I get an ear hug?
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There. We'll work on it, dad. Work on it. We'll wear you down, dad, until you fucking accept the
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feminized energy around this family. Isn't that crazy? And then the, her husband is in line and
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the grandpa says what a grandpa would say. And it's like in the house I grew up in, give grandma a hug.
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And if I don't want to, or I was being shy as like a little kid, it's like, no, give grandma a hug.
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And you do like a weird, shy hug and you get over it and you give grandma a hug.
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And then you become a normally socialized kid doing things you don't want to do sometimes.
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Yeah. And it's like, it's your family. It's not, oh, go, you know, hug the stranger on the street
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when no one's around. It's give grandma a hug. And that like getting the kids out of the comfort zone
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is like a way to develop the kid when you say, oh, the kid's telling us his boundaries and the
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kid's like five years old. Yeah. My boundaries, I need Mountain Dew mom. And I need video games for
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10 hours straight. That's the boundary I set. It's like, no, you tell the kid what to do.
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And then we talked about this kind of briefly, how you need the masculine and feminine balanced
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energy, right? Like a kid shits his pants. I think it was mimetic Sisyphus. He said a kid shits his
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pants. You need both the mom to go, oh, honey, sorry. No, no big deal. Like, let's get you
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cleaned up. And then the dad going, you shit your pants. Why'd you shit your pants? Yeah. Have
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us have some standards, have an honor. And it's like this girl, this family, and look at her demon
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face here. She's like plotting what I'm going to tell grandpa what to do. Yeah. She doesn't have
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the other side of it, you know? And then people wonder like, oh man, why, why do kids without
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fathers do X, Y, Z? And it's like all the things you don't realize. She went to Howard
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though. She educated. Oh, he only want to play Xbox with his friends and eat hot Cheetos.
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We got to buy by that. Yeah. And I mean, it's like a normal thing. Like this is, it's called
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going off the rails, right? Like your kid needs to have boundaries with the gym teacher. Kid
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needs to have boundaries like, oh, nobody should ever touch you here. Like these simple lessons.
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And it's like, you're trying to communicate a boundary with grandpa who wants a hug.
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Let's skip that one. Yeah. Now's not the time. And also with this like anti-patriarchy sentiment,
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it comes from a place of like, we need to correct the wrongs from the past. The reason why things
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are bad is because of the patriarchy and like historically the patriarchy has been so bad.
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And I've noticed a lot of memes from the left about this, where it's basically like to be a left
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leaning progressive anti-patriarchy person. You have to pretend that nothing was ever good.
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So there's like this meme that we saw where it's like this family hanging out, everything looks fine,
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but then everyone's got like a, their little thing. When the kid says, I have polio. The dad
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says, I'm secretly gay. Can you read the rest of them? Well, it's, I wish it's, it's making fun of
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people who go, oh, I wish America would go back to the fifties when things were simpler. The kid,
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oh, I have polio dad. I'm secretly gay mom. I can't get through the day without a shit ton of
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drugs daughter. I'm not allowed to wear pants or go to college. Uh, grandpa, I beat the shit out of
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my son and molested my daughter and no one will ever do a goddamn thing about it. Yeah. So they have to
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pretend that like no one had a normal family of four kids million, millions of times. Yeah. I'm going to
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read this quote, uh, from Oren McIntyre, who was the one who brought this to our attention. He said,
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the left needs to construct a pass where no one was ever happy or well adjusted. There were never
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intact families or sincerely religious people. No one ever owned a home or lived in a neighborhood
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where you could safely walk down the street. And it's just like, that's the same as the
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submarine billionaire energy. Yeah. Billionaire bad white family happiness in America never existed
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made up. Right. Yep. Um, and it's just so bitter and it's like, dude, have you seen the white woman
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SSRIs chart? It's the best crypto ever, best investment ever white women in SSRIs. Yeah. So it's
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just like this huge thing where like, it's a gaslighting almost of no one was ever prosperous
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or happy. Nothing was ever good. Um, and it's just a terrible attitude, right? Yeah. Like
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they have to make the past, uh, seem evil. So no one realizes how ugly they've made the
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current world. Yeah. And how much ground they're taking in the wrong direction. Right? Exactly.
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So the world is ugly now, but then they'll just be like, Oh, it's always been ugly. Blah, blah,
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blah. It's never been good. Everyone was always gay and fucking on pills. It's like,
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what are you talking about? Yeah, exactly. It's like, eh, we used to have like single
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incomes raising kids, four kids. The mailman had, uh, had a lake house. What are you talking
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about? Exactly. All right. Let's go to the guy on the morning show being, uh, corrected
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with his speech about trans people. Yeah. And this isn't just the morning show. This is
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the breakfast club, which is like a, yeah, which is like a, uh, highly, uh, a huge audience
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black from mostly blacks in America. Right. Yep. So for all of you, cisgender women, naturally
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born women who think that trans, not naturally born again, not naturally born. I told you
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I make mistakes. Nothing about that as natural. He said naturally born cis women. And the gay
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guy goes now, uh, assigned at birth. Nothing about that is natural. Nothing about having a
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baby and looking at it and going, Oh, it's a boy or, Oh, it's a girl. That's not, nothing
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about that is natural. I think you got your definition backwards and exactly wrong. You
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have to like repaint all of history as if like the most basic truth of a baby boy is
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born. Here it is. It's like, nah, nah, no, it ain't. That might be a girl. That's a sign.
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That's a sign. That might be a girl. All right. So watch this guy get continually, uh, henpecked
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and hamstrung by the, uh, homosexuals. Okay. So what I'm saying is for women, what's the
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language? Assigned female at birth. Okay. So for women who are assigned female at birth
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and stick to that. And for whom that is consistent with how they identify and who, for whom that's
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good. That's a lot of words. Who stick with it. Okay. You are in a commitment for a stance.
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Do the work. Do the work. Come on. Teach me. Do the work. Do it again. For whom? For
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whom? It's consistent with how they identify. Okay. So for women who had, who were assigned
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female at birth and it's consistent with how they identify. Imagine do the work equals say
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what I just said. Imagine getting humiliated like that. And it's like the most backwards
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incorrect thing. Yeah. And you need to do the work and it's like dead wrong. Complete
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opposite. And it wins no one over. All it does is show that there's a new person.
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In charge. Exactly. You're not winning people over and going, Oh, this is a new way of thinking.
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Oh, that kind of makes sense. We were wrong the whole time. Yeah. Boys and girls isn't
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boys and girls. Okay. Instead, it's just saying, Hey, guys aren't in charge anymore. We got this
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new regime overhead. They're like literally off screen right here telling me what to say.
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And yeah, there's nothing natural about a woman being a woman at birth. Someone else is in
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charge. Someone else is running in the thing. And that's like the breakfast club is one of
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those things that they want to take over. They want you to police you and not say your true
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feelings and, uh, all that stuff. And I said to you, uh, before we started filming, I love,
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you know, we have this podcast and obviously we don't believe any of the, uh, Marxist, you
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know, death spiral, as I call it towards no logic. Um, and the people who do like this guy
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is on the edge. He he's, he's going that direction. Cause he's saying exactly what, but it's like
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for the people who do, or who even passively do like the, the random guy from high school
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will put he, him in his bio, you know, it's like, Hey buddy, enjoy your next homework assignment.
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Can't wait to see what it is. You know, it's not gonna, you're not exactly. There's no end
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point. Yeah. There's going to be something new that you have to whole reshuffle your whole
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identity. And Oh yeah. Sizz man, you know, email signature. Exactly. Oh, that's a person who's
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attracted to minors. Yeah. We don't even know what it's going to be, but enjoy your next homework
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assignment. If you play by those rules. Yeah. It is a never ending slippery slope and there's
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never, it's never progressive enough. There's always another group that can be brought to the
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front and it's going to be pedophiles soon. Yep. Um, they want. All right. Let's get into the
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trans. Now we've kind of like Leah, you know, got him liaisoned our way into it. That was like a
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liaison clip. Okay. Sure. In between, in between on trans and trans. All right. All
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right. All right. Brackish water. Okay. That would be good. Yeah. That was brackish. Now
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we're fully into the trans cringe. Do you want a dad? The lesbian's asking. And really quick
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before we play it, look at this woman who's asking, she's not one of the moms. Um, but
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it's like, you can tell she's just ready to, to correct and jump. And you're asking questions
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like, Oh, I'm just asking questions, but anything you say, I'm, I'm asking questions
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and she digs her nails into your shoulder. Like the Ben Shapiro trans interaction. Say
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that again, Ben. All right. We got a nice Ben clip later too. Yeah, we do. Do you ever
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wish, which she has two moms. I'm not one of them, but she has two. Do you ever wish that
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you had a dad? Yes. Why? Because, um, dads are, um, a little bit, um, a little bit,
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um, stronger, kind of. But girls can be stronger. Have you seen your mothers? They're very
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strong. Um, not as strong as Uncle Michael. Oh yeah. So what do you need a stronger person
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for? To like lift heavier things? No, to lift me up. Oh, to lift you up. And some, I once
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heard someone that has a dad and I made friends with them and they, she said, um, in the pool,
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there's this floatie and she, they lay in it and the dad and their dad picks them, the floatie
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up. He picks it up and we'll get like this and then they like clean our tent. Okay. So
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you want a dad so he can lift things, including you? Yes. Okay. Are there any other reasons
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you want a dad? Um, no, not really. So really you just want your moms to go to the gym and
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get stronger. So if your moms could lift you over your head in the pool, would you still want
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a dad? Yes. Uh, isn't that sad? And then you have like that, I don't know what that
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person is. They, them or whatever. It's a butch lesbian. Let's, we, we all know what
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we're doing here, right? Yeah. And then you have that person. It's a group of butch lesbians
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and they're looking to correct. Yeah. And it's like the most basic yearning of a child to
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have a father. And then you're trying to like jump in and go, well, no, your mom's
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work. Your mom's are strong too. As long as your mom can shoulder press 150. Oh, you
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want to just get picked up? Your mom can pick you up. You don't want a dad. It's like
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they're totally missing the point of like yearning for a masculine energy. Yeah. It's
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so sad. And at the end it's like, Oh, if your mom could pick you up, would you still
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want a dad? Yeah. Yes. That's so sad. Not good, man. That lady has got a demon face
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too. And she, and then, you know, they filmed it thinking the what they were going to come
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out looking good, get a girl who's got two moms and says, I don't need a dad. Like that's
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their dream. It's like all those lesbians just hate guys. Yeah. Also, we forgot to
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mention earlier in housekeeping, tickle the post. Oh, juice the algo, tickle, tickle.
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We almost forgot, but leave a comment. Go ahead and hit the like button now. Thank
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you. That helps. And then leave a little comment for us. Wish us a happy summer. Enjoy
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vacation. Yeah. Stuff like that. Make sure you guys get in the thing. We need to
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manipulate the algorithm. Yeah. All right. Next the trans, uh, speech in high school,
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dead poet society here. Yeah. Future dead poet society, actually. Yeah.
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I want you to like everything on this one. So if you're not in a mental good mental state,
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leave. I'm sorry. Uh, this poem is called the hands of fate and it's, um, free verse.
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The hands of fate play with me like a marionette. They control my every movement, stripping control
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from me. I am forced to watch as they play doll with my life, as they swing me around like a toy.
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I want it to end. I want it to end. I want it to end. Please. I want the eyes gone. Stop watching me.
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Stop controlling me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. End it for me. Save me from this fate of no control.
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Grant me the comfort of death's cold arms. Please. Please. Please. I want it to end. I want to be gone.
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I want death. I crave for love. I crave for hate. I crave for apathy. So allow me to fall and to submit
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to my lady of death and to give up the pain of life. All right. Hey, next up's the kid with the
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dinosaur diorama. Like, Oh, holding a volcano with baking soda going. Oh, okay. Yeah. I wrote a poem
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about baseball. Uh, so yeah, here's the thing too. If you're going to give a poem, you're going to get
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critiqued on the content just because it's intense and you're saying some, you know, behind the curtain
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shit. Yeah. Doesn't mean the poem was good. A little heavy handed. I want to die. I want to die. I want to
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die. Ever heard a show. Don't tell. Yeah. When do we maybe do like a metaphor or some sort of
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euphemism, any sort of illusions, maybe, maybe some literary tools that aren't so fucking over the
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head, hitting you over the head with it. The extension cord from the garage, the, you know,
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final hug around my neck or something, you know, you could have done a little, you know,
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one last meal of mom's pills and the medicine cabinet. Yeah. Also, if the teacher does anything
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else other than immediately pick up the phone, call the principal, call the school psychologist,
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call DCFS. Yeah. Then you're not doing your job as a teacher. You just had someone basically.
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Yeah. Alt fem trans boy to the principal's office, please. Alt fem trans boy to the principals.
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And you get there. Your father is here. Your parents are there. Well, actually your father,
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I don't know if they got one, but your moms are there. Yeah. Your, your parents are, your parents
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are there. The cops are there. The school psychiatrist who you kind of see like once a
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month is there and you're basically 51 50 is how that should go. Yeah. We're going to send you to
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camp in Wyoming for a while. You're going to camp out. Yeah, exactly. Um, all right. That's basically
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all I had for that. But yeah, you're, you're basically saying you're getting manipulated like a
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marionette, like a puppet with the strings and you, you hear the voices and see the eyes and you have
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no control. Maybe we shouldn't give that person gender affirming care. Maybe, I don't know. I'm
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not a doctor, right? Maybe she needs to speak to a priest for, let's just say an exorcism.
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Yeah. The priest, you need an exorcism. You need an exorcism. His is just as heavy handed.
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It's not, it's not even subtle. And that's interesting because people would say exorcism. That's
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stupid. That's like science fiction stuff, but it's like the person saying, I'm seeing the eyes,
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I'm hearing the voices, they're controlling my behavior. We're already past rational world
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explanations. Yeah. All right. Let's move on to the, uh, trans slash bi slash women are the most
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likely to have long COVID. Yeah. So, um, this week we kind of wanted to do a COVID update section,
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um, that just kind of includes a look in the life of some of these people who are still
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living like it's March, 2020 and we don't know anything about COVID. Yeah. And, uh, we were
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calling them off camera. We were calling them the, uh, Japanese people hidden in the forest
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who are still fighting world war II. Yeah. It's kind of, kind of the same energy. Um, but yeah,
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so, but one thing we've been, we've been seeing a lot, uh, why have over 20% of bisexuals had long
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COVID? The CDC designated long COVID as a protected class. Why does it, does it have a disproportionate
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number of women, transgenders and bisexuals? Cause you guys aren't tough and anything you
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can complain about, you complain about, and then you look into it and you think you find a reason
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why, you know, I have a brain fog or I can't think. And it's cause you're, you're looking for
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excuses. Yeah. Um, women more likely to have long COVID and then transgender people are through the
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roof. So it's almost like there's this kind of an inherited or some sort of attention seeking
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trait with those types of people. Yeah. I would say so too. And I don't buy it. Yeah. Me neither.
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Hey, I don't buy it. Me neither. And there was that lady with the mask. You see her? Oh yeah. Yeah.
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Are we going to go through these people? So, uh, this woman goes, I recently went to a conference
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in Colorado. How did I do so relatively safely respirator with a double-sided tape, maintaining
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the seal, stoggles, an Ovid nasal spray three times a day, motel with no shared ventilation and a 24
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hour cross country drive there and back. This is hashtag living with COVID. What a fucking idiot.
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And then this other one, we'll, we'll just go through this quickly just because it's pretty
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funny that people are still living like this, but this guy posted, this is my bed in the garage
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because my partner has dropped precautions. I take precautions a hundred percent of the time.
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Don't tell me that this hasn't upended every fucking second of my life. Here's his tent with
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a little, uh, in the garage with some sort of air filter. It's like, if you don't do that,
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you'll, nothing's going to happen. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? It's like the, we talked about this a
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little bit. It's like the people on TLC who are like, Oh, I'm addicted to eating the couch.
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Yeah. I just started eating the cushions and now I've eaten three whole couches. Yeah. And it's
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like the every we have society has like a certain percent of like wired wrong kind of Muppets.
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And then like, there's just a bunch that just, instead of eating the couch or eating plastic bags
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or eating a baby powder, they, they just really took COVID seriously. Yeah. It's like my strange
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addiction, but it's for suffering under COVID. Right. Yeah. Like that lady with the mask,
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she's got the dog in her. Yeah. She's got something. I don't know if it's a dog, but she's
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got, well, she's got a dog. It's just not a good one. Exactly. It just makes her do all that
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stuff. It's like, she's like a prepper. And then like, they pulled the trigger. Like,
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Hey, it happened. It's time is we're prepping. It happened. Yeah. They just pulled the trigger
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maybe prematurely. Yeah. And then some other mass guy in the tent garage, uh, picture,
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he replies and goes, I'd leave them. Sorry to say like, and the guy goes, this has occurred
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to me. Like he's thinking about breaking up with his wife because, uh, she's dropping precautions
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on COVID, uh, three and a half years later. What is it? Three years? Yeah. Full three.
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That's actually crazy. And he's tweeting about it too. Oh yeah.
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And it's interesting because people will post that. Like they posted those pictures
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and they'll get some hate and they'll get made fun of on like fat people's podcasts or whatever.
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Yeah. But they'll also get the community. Who's like, you're doing the right thing. Don't let
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anyone stop you. This is the correct thing. Everyone else is wrong. You're right. Leave your husband,
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blah, blah, blah. And we talked about this yesterday. We kind of realized like the community
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used to be your local community, right? Yeah. Say you lived in a town of 50,000 people,
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you know, there's the, you know, there's a community and there's like little things you
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can do to interact with people. Great. But now the online community has made communities for groups
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that probably don't need them. Like if you were back in the day in the fifties and you were one of
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those weird guys who would like huff undies. Yeah. Panty sniffers, panty sniffers, you're huffing
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undies. It's like a, you break into someone's house, you huff an undie. Yeah.
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Maybe escalate to a serial killer. Maybe you just keep huffing.
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You're probably just going to be a huffy under, right? Yeah. Undie huffer. Yep. Right. Undie
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huffer. Yep. So you're going to be an undie huffer and it's not a good quality. It's not a good
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hobby. You do it in secret. You'd have shame. You'd bounce around. Exactly. No one would ever go.
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Yeah, I do it too. We enable each other. Exactly. But now because of the internet and then like
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this thing for like communities, everyone gets a community. You could go online and find a
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community of undie huffers of like a hundred thousand people worldwide who are all in this
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group of undie huffers. And then they'd be like, oh, this is great. You should do it this way. Oh,
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these undies I just found. This is where I get them from. This is how I do it.
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So it's like you can find a group and you can build a community around a bad thing and then it would be
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passed as good because there's a community around it. Or at least enabled, maybe not even passed as good,
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but enabled and like, you know, that thing. Which is a problem. Cause it's like,
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if you weren't back in the day and you went to your local YMCA and you'd go, Hey,
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I'm an undie huffer. Who's huffing with me? And everyone would go, what? Get out of here,
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freak. And then like that guy would leave and then he would never do that again. And then people
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would have eyes on him and be like, that's the weird guy. He's blah, blah, blah. But now shame is
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gone. That's been removed from society. And then you have people building communities around freak
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shit that shouldn't have communities built. And it's actually a problem.
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And the, and the main thing is like the earth is so big and the world is so unfathomably big that
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it's like, there's 350 million people in America, right? 10% of that is 35 million. 10% of that is
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3.5 million. 10% of that 350 K. And then you get down all the way to like 0.0001% of the population
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doing something. And you still got 35,000 people who love to huff undies. Yeah. And it's like dark.
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You, you guys in the, in the old days, you should never meet each other.
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Yeah. For now they're all meeting and it's like less shame and more public and more.
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Normalize it. And then they go up and here we are. Yeah. So that's the problem. Communities
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aren't for everybody. Not every group needs a community. Communities aren't always good.
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Communities around good things are good. Church, baseball, whatever. Don't volunteering in town.
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Yeah. Events, parades. Great. Taxidermy, literally anything, any normal hobby, you know,
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that once you get into the weird shit, just because there's a community don't mean it's
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right. All right. That's the end of cringe of the week. Good. We're doing nice pacing was today.
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Good. We are now into urban decay. We have some Juneteenth highlights. There was like what
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million people shot in Juneteenth. Yeah. I saw over a hundred shot 12 dead, but you know,
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that's just an average summer weekend for the urban community as well. So, you know,
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it's schools out, no more going to the library and doing homework. Yeah. Library's closed. I just
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got my library card on gang. So let's start with the Milwaukee, uh, shooting. How do you spell
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Milwaukee? Milwaukee. I spelled it like this. Yeah. That's stupid. That's the guy who orders a Spanish
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book. M-I-U-A-K-E-E. There's no L. Yeah. Miliwake. Um, but yeah, so this was a, uh, little tussle
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and a little shooting, low light shooting that happened on Juneteenth on MLK Boulevard. Classic.
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So. Looks like a little scuffle. Looks like some sort of argument. There she go. There she
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go. There she go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. And the crowd follows, you know, everybody's
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kind of like, it's a human wave moving with the action. There's kids there. There's a lot of kids
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there. Oh yeah. Black queen. She has on her shirt. Shot, shot, shot, shot. Pop, pop, pop, pop. All
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right. They run away. That's it. There's a fight. So basically they were at a Juneteenth event. Yeah.
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Block party. A block party. Everything was supposed to be going good. And then something happened.
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Where there was an interaction where someone made the assessment. This person I'm interacting
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with needs to die by a gun. I'm going to shoot them right now. Yep. Have you ever made that
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assessment in your life? Can't say that I have my friend. Have you ever looked across in
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the person, uh, looked at the person across from you and said, ah, I need to shoot this
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guy and probably kill him. Well, I've never had a gun really pointed at me. So no. Yeah.
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I've never been in a war. Yeah. So no. And that just seems to kind of happen all
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the time. Yeah. Imagine like that assessment that you would make in your head that you need
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to shoot someone, how rare that would be. Oh, there's someone in my house and they're
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going in, they're in, they're going into the, my kid's room. I'm already backed into
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a corner. They have a gun. Uh, they've, they've yelled that they're going to kill me. You know,
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like you need like kind of like three of those criteria before you even do it. But this guy
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needed a little bit of pushing and then pop, pop, pop. So that's how that went down. It's
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all on Martin Luther King Boulevard. Yeah. So honoring the great MLK on Juneteenth. Thank
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you, Milwaukee. Yeah. And then people are going to, I saw a meme that was like, uh, we're
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moving because of the content of their character. Yeah. Well, Hey, it's like Martin Luther King.
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I want people to be judging them not on the color of their skin, but the content of their
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character. All right. There's some content right there. Yeah. There's some content of some
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characters right there. I don't, I don't see color, but I do. I do see the gun. I do hear
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gunshots though. I don't see color, but I do hear pop, pop, pop, pop. Yeah. Um, uh, let's go
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to the next one. The McDonald's clip. This is on Juneteenth as well. Juneteenth as well in
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California, I believe, right? California, McDonald's.
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And it's like the attacks, like minimum wage Mexican.
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Yeah. Like the, the least oppressive group on earth. You just had to bully and beat up
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just to what? Try to steal the register that you couldn't get open and what? Ruin your life.
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Yeah. We've talked about this before. There's a lot of ways to like see this coming.
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Where you hear a repetitive thing. Like I need my phone. I need my phone. I need my phone.
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And it's like, you hear someone like the battle cry. I need my phone. I need my phone. And then,
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you know, like, all right, something's about to happen. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door.
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And then there is like a thing. And it's at the last clip and this clip too,
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where it's like the mob is kind of going like this and then it starts moving in a certain way.
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And it's like when you see like the undercurrent, like the riptide at the beach.
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And it's like, oh, the water's getting sucked out. There's like this weird thing. And then like
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all the water. And it's like, you can just kind of see the fight developing in here. I need my phone.
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I need my phone. And then next thing you know, you're sucked out. You're in the middle of a fight.
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You never know when the pop, pop, pop's coming. Yeah. All right. Let's move on. We had,
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there's a local New Orleans TikToker who made some Juneteenth content. And this is what he
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recommended. We can't play the music, but it's top five things white people can do on Juneteenth.
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Give money to black people, give money to black people, give money to black people,
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give money to black people and smile, which is kind of pathetic. Maybe that's why the people at
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McDonald's were fighting. They didn't have cash. Yeah. Nobody gave them money on Juneteenth.
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They needed to pay for the food. And then they probably embarrassed because they had
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their fortunes taken from them through slavery. My favorite thing is the lessons are give them
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money. All, every lesson is give them money. It's not treat them like equals. It's not hire them for
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competent positions. We want jobs. Yeah. We want a chance. Yeah. It's not give them the leg up or give
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them extra attention or something in school. It's just money, please. It's money time now.
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Need money, money now. And that guy lives in New Orleans. So I'm sure he'll have the
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opportunity soon to give black people money and he'll probably give them, there's his phone too.
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Yeah. You know, they'll probably pull out some sort of weapon or threaten him.
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They'll check out their firearms. Say, empty your pockets.
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We'll have to bleep that. Empty your pockets, pussy.
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Yeah. Exactly. And then he'll give them all the cash and his wallet with his cards and his phone
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and his car. Yeah. He'll have the opportunity to give all those reparations. Won't be a donation,
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but it will be taken from him. So same thing, right? Same difference. Exactly. All right. Moving
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on the Facebook live shooting. This one's a fascinating look at the culture here.
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Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down, baby. There's the battle cry.
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Put it down. Let's get at one. So she's in a trance.
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Oh, you want to shoot? You want to shoot? You want to shoot? Oh, okay. You want to shoot?
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You want to shoot? I got one too. I got one too. I got one too. Fuck you talking about?
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Don't play with me, bitch. Don't nobody shoot at me. Fuck wrong with you hoes. Got me fucked up.
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Bitch, that's the last time. Bitch, that's the last time. I better fire y'all shit up.
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Bitch, I don't play with nobody. Bitch, I don't play with me. Bitch, I'll walk you hoes down.
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Bitch, I don't play with me. Don't shoot at me, hoes. Y'all got me fucked up out here. Don't shoot at me.
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That's on Facebook live. We've seen enough. Yeah. And then a cop would come at the end of that,
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put one of them down. Put one of them to sleep forever.
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And then there would be a police brutality, white supremacy, this woman was killed by a cop,
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and it would be GoFundMe, it would be George Floyd all over again.
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Yeah. So fascinating behavior and the fact that both of them, one's live on Facebook and they're
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both willing to just take pot shots at each other from a distance. Crazy. It's not just like,
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oh man, there's one criminal here. It's two people who are totally recklessly endangering
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the lives of everyone around. I'm firing like this. And you're shooting in a neighborhood.
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Yeah. So it's like, if you're not hitting the person, those are going into houses. Yeah.
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Those are going into the neighborhood. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah. Like that. And then next,
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let's play the clip of the, uh, I could get killed for the color of my skin. Yeah. Let's see.
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His daughter's crying because she could die from the color of her skin. That's the lesson
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ingrained. And that's what the mom has her say. Cause the mom goes, say it again in the
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beginning of the video. Yeah. So that's the same as like the, the paint, the anti-patriarchy
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people from cringe. Yeah. Where it's like, you have like this woman who's just instilling
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like toxic ways of thinking. I could get killed from the color of my skin. Jamie, pull up the,
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uh, FBI crime stats, please. That should be a white people should be telling their kids
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that. Oh, don't go to, don't go to the certain areas in the city. There's one for the color.
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There's one skin color that really does all the killing. Yeah. You know, that's like a lesson
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you really like nobody would ever do. Right. Yeah. But you really should tell that to your kids
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like, Hey, so there's one group. They do 55% of the murders and they're a very small group. So
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you've got to be cautious around them. Instead it's the BLM. I could get killed for the color of my
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skin. Don't worry about white people. Don't worry about white cops. Yeah. Really don't worry about
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white cops, especially after 2020 and stuff. Cause they, you, you have to be pointing a gun at their
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head and being like, I'm about to pull it before a white cop shoots you now.
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Yeah. You know, um, I would kill the color of my skin and it's like killed by who? Yeah. So
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unbelievable lesson. You have it backwards as always, you have it backwards and upside down.
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Good luck to you out there. And that's like the medic says, this makes that point to our
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favorite Twitter account. Um, where it's like, not only, not only do you have it wrong, you have
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it dead backwards and you're like in a fantasy world where it's like, you can get killed by the
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color of your skin by white supremacists. And it's like, not only is there not the problem
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white supremacists, there's like zero white supremacists. And if anything, you get killed
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by other black people. So it's like, not only do you have it wrong, you have it completely wrong.
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And you know, what's funny about that too, is like, um, there's a certain subset of like rappers
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who back in like 2010, 2011, 2009, like that kind of era would just always say, man, we killing each
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other. Like we need to get that sorted out first. And that kind of went away.
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Yeah. He made a G today. He made it a sleazy way selling crack to the kids.
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Well, but that's an example of like, of course, doing the wrong thing in the community. And then
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it looks in the rappers are looking down on it. Now it's like, I killed so-and-so I gave,
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I killed so-and-so right after the dry cleaner, self-incriminating evidence, like, you know,
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but no, there was a long time where people were actually rapping or talking honestly about issues
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in the black community. And I think that's what it takes to do better attitude. Exactly. And now
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it's the opposite. We killing each other over a chain over shoes and stuff like that. Yeah. And
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then that was done on purpose because, you know, they, they, they purposely only promote certain
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rappers. That's who gets the deals is the ones who are talking about drinking lean and doing drugs and
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selling drugs and shooting people. Yeah. You got little Nas X and then everyone else becomes a
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twink and they, and they make everyone else a homosexual. All right, let's play the guy in the
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store. And this one, this one coming up, it's a guy who works at the store. Someone comes in with
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no shirt on, starts yelling. And then the guy in the store pulls out a gun and kills the guy.
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That's what I said. Be a man. Come on. Stop talking. Come on. Come on. We can get this old
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fucking thing to the right now on God. On God. It'll be your last day at work. You're living
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here. He's been on God. Look at that white guy getting his high noons.
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Yeah. So now he goes out with a gun. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Is there anything else? No, that's pretty much it. He comes back in. Everyone's
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hiding and crouched. Then Ben Shapiro commentary on this was actually kind of crazy. Quit playing,
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N-word. Why would Ben say that? Holy shit. That's crazy that Ben said. Quit playing,
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N-word. That's not out of context at all. That was what he said about that. Damn. So yeah,
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this is, yeah, you're in the store. You're working at the store. When would you shoot somebody with a
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gun? Oh, he had his shirt off and was saying, let's go. We'll do this right now. Hey, buddy,
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I got it. I got to work here. You got to get out of here. I'm calling the cops.
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But there's a certain threshold now and the threshold's getting lower and lower.
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Like though, these, some of the white guys I saw standing around, get the fuck out of there.
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Like you see these escalating beefs with like 90 IQ people. It's like, I don't need to be here right
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now. I really don't need to be here right now. Exactly. Which is what our next clip is.
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And it's not being a pussy. If you leave it like the first sign of something, it's just like,
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I'm above this. I value life. I have real goals. Uh, this is not who I need to be around,
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right? Exactly. You have a life that's worth living. You're not ready to throw it down for
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anything like an animal. Yep. And that's what this next guy did at the gas station. Smartest dad of
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the year. Base mug if this is you. DM us if this is you. We'll send you a whole thing of merch for
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your whole family. Brandishing. You need to get the hell out of the way. Hold them up to where? The
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windows. Yep. With full banana clips. Yep. You can get your gas somewhere else. There's
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hundreds. You won't believe it when I tell you there's hundreds of places to get gas.
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And maybe people would say, oh, he's racist for saying those black guys. Those black guys
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with the guns in the window. With the banana clips. Brandishing their weapons. It's a good
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thing he didn't go bloop bloop. Yeah. Or go like this. Let's go bloop bloop bloop. Because
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then they would have gone, gotta kill that guy. Yeah. For making that bird sound.
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And having those signals we don't recognize. Yep. But yeah. Hats head on the swivel shit.
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That's how you have to live. Yeah. You need to be head on a swiveling. You need to be constantly
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looking. Especially if you're the patriarch of a family. You don't need to be asking for
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permission to hug your grandson. You need to be constantly scanning for threats. And let the
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women live in the fantasy world where they think that's important. Where, you know, child consent
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on a grandpa hug. And you protect the family. Constantly scanning for guns and threats. Yeah.
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Exactly. Um, Uber. Can you read that next? Uh, I think it's, I don't know if it's an article,
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right? No, it's, it was a, uh, it was an automated message sent to someone. Uber now detects if
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drivers avoid dangerous areas and threaten that threatens them with loss of employment
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and legal action if they continue to do so. So it says, we have detected that you have rejected
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a disproportionate percentage of trip requests heading to a certain neighborhoods, heading to
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certain neighborhoods that are largely comprised of low income residents, minority residents,
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and, or other residents who may belong to certain disadvantaged communities. As a reminder,
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rejecting requests solely to avoid particular neighborhoods due to the characteristics of
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the people or businesses that are located in those areas is prohibited under state law and
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violates Uber's community guidelines. If we detect similar patterns of trip rejections,
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So corporate, corporate, what is it? Companies are making you go against your gut. Don't trust
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your gut. No, no, don't trust your gut. Don't have preferences. Do what the corporate wants you
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to do. Go into the unsafe neighborhoods because black people, uh, can get more cancellations and
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have a harder time getting a ride. Don't trust your gut. You have to go against your gut and work for
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the rideshare company and risk your life. Yeah. That's what they're saying. For the no tip.
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Yeah. For the no tip ride. Exactly. So yeah. What, what, what do we have? We have state enforced
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homosexuality now with Joe and now we have corporate enforced, um, danger zone or whatever. Yeah. Anti-gut
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trusting. And yeah, exactly. Ignore your, uh, you know, those, those, those, uh, hairs that stand up
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on the back of your neck and like all those little things. It's so funny. Cause there's like prejudice.
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There's entire books that are written for girls to like, listen to your heart and like,
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it don't ignore that feeling. If something seems off, go get out of there, save yourself from a
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kidnapping and a murder and whatever. And then Uber's like, you have to go, you must go. Otherwise
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you can't be our little driver slave for longer. So yeah, it's fucked up. All right. Last clip of
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urban decay. The guy who's throwing the rocks and then he gets dealt with. Yeah. White. Here's the
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white urban decay. Here's white urban decay. Everybody's represented. This guy is belligerent.
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They're on a nice, it looks like they're on a lake. He's throwing rocks. He's a street rat. I
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guess he threw one rock at that house and now he's moving to a next house and the neighborhood
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boys are watching him. And you notice the neighborhood boys are all kind of coming together
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to stop this. No one's going, Oh shit. He going up world star. Oh shit. He's going crazy. Oh,
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throw another one. Oh, he broke it. No one's doing that. They're all going up. We got a problem
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and they all kind of group up. You just smashed a window. Breaks another window. And then here
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comes the, here comes the law. Yep. Golf cart. Billy. Boom. Stomps him. Gets him. And they ran
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him over and pinned him. Yep. They got together. You know, when you live on a lake, not in my
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neighborhood. This is nice. Like middle-class on a lake. That's not where you do this type
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of behavior. And that guy right there has got Birkenstocks on. Yep. We're taking them back
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from hipster pussies. Yeah. Ratboy is a big Birkenstocks advocate. I am not. I think it's
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hippie bullshit. We're not allowed to wear those where I grew up. Um, but Ratboy thinks we can
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take them back from the hippies. Yeah. They're great shoes. They're leather. They never smell like
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they don't take any smell from your feet. They mold to your foot. We've let pussies
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have them for too long. I'm taking them back. Join me and don't let your family histories
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of being bullied for wanting Birkenstocks affect your decision-making now because they're
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a utilitarian shoe and you have some deep rooted family issues where you got bullied
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for it. Utilitarian. You got bullied, bro. It's hippie shoes. Yeah. We're taking them
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back. So join me on that fight. You can let me know when it's done. Um, all right.
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We are done with urban decay and we are into uplifting gold. Uplifting gold is brought to
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signed up. All right. First clip of urban decay. I mean, uplifting gold. Uh, the homeless
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guy folds up. This is just a two second clip. I thought it was just funny. Hey, hey, bro.
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You all right? He's good. And then the next one is the homeless guys versus AI. So someone
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makes an AI robot with chat GPT, a body and set it free in public. I apologize if there
01:18:48.720
was any confusion. I am an AI language model developed by open AI for chat GPT. I am here
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to provide information, answer the questions, engage in conversations. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa, a robot. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. See,
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that homeless guy gets it. He can probably from the future. He knows what this means. Yeah. He
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knows what happens. Ted K. Ted Kaczynski. Yeah. Junior. Exactly. That was great. How he
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knew. Nipped it in the bud. Yeah. All right. The motorbike guy on the ramp. I think that's
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urban decay. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that's uplifting. Let the guy do his robot bit. Don't
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ruin it. But I guess he got the clip. So. But then you, you're doing it on the homeless
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person. You can't trust them. Yeah, I guess. Whatever. He knew it was a snake when he picked
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it up. True. Type of thing. True. All right. The motorbike ramp guy. This is white excellence
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in my mind. You see how smooth he goes from the jump to turning, right? Look at that. Look
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how smooth that is. That's great. It's a good skill. Yeah, that is. Yeah. It's also how you
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get an absolute compound fracture and your femur needs eight screws in it. But who am I to,
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you know? Yeah. That could easily be on cringe injury section one of these weeks. Yeah.
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The nobody working at the store. High trust society shit here. There's nobody at Gaggo. So
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I'm ringing people out today. All right. Your balance is 439. Cash or card? All right.
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All right. You're all set there, sir. All right, man. All right. You have a good night.
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You have a good night. Will this be all for you? Yes, it will. Thank you for that.
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Our total comes out to 269. All right. My co-worker over here will help you out. I figured
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out how to do the card machine, but I couldn't figure out how to do the cash. So I'll let you
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take care of it. Okay. I'm sorry, but who are you? I'm Justin. Justin? Oh, okay. I don't. I've been
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out the last week if you're new. Yeah, today's my first day. Oh. Okay. So he just started ringing
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up everyone at the register. I just started today. That's good stuff. That's where I want
01:21:05.580
to live. That's the opposite of Urban Decay. Yeah. That's like you're working for free to make
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sure no one steals. Feels good. I like stuff like that. Me too. I used to, whenever I used
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to go to the bars in New York, sometimes I would hang out. A little party joke would be
01:21:20.780
just like hanging out by the door and then people come in and you go, IDs, IDs. And then
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they give you their ID and you look at them and you go, all right, you're good. You're good.
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You just work at the door and collect IDs. Smart. Yeah. That was funny. That's like a little
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bit I used to do, but now I don't go to bars. Yeah. I hate going to bars. I can't imagine
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even drinking anything. It doesn't taste good. Which is so funny.
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Cause that was such a change from here. We used to drink so much and go party so hard
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and go crazy. Yeah. For years. Yeah. And then like, I don't think I've really drank for like
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six years at this point. For sure. All right. You used to go pee pee at the bar.
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Yeah. Imagine that. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah. That's a joke. That's not true.
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You never peed at a bar. Imagine being so drunk that you peed at the bar.
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He would never do that. And the bouncer comes and goes. I saw you going pee pee at the bar.
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And then says, Hey, take a lap around the neighborhood and then you come back and then
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you get let back in somehow. Yeah. That would never happen to anyone. That can't happen.
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Okay. The kid who's done with VR. This is more of my style.
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I'm done. I'm done. That's good stuff. Good. He's rejecting the AI. He's listening to his
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instincts. He shouldn't be in this world. He doesn't feel good. You know, they, I robot,
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like the homeless guys, they just punch and destroyed an RC car with a microphone on it.
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You know, I don't like that little kid getting out of a, uh, VR. That's better.
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Yeah, exactly. Um, okay. The, uh, the guy singing in Spanish or the Spanish guy singing.
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That's good. So that's like a big thing for summer for me.
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Watching people who have no grasp of the English language sing English language songs.
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And that's what I'm going to be playing a lot of and making playlists of,
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and I'm excited about. I, that's, I don't know why. Cause like,
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we've already seen it all. We already heard Celine Dion say, my heart will go on.
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We've already heard all of the most iconic songs in history and you can't really,
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there's nothing new that's going to come out of music. Like, Oh,
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one of the top charts is that country guy who was singing fast car.
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You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here.
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It's like, that's old. That song's your, you just redid it.
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And that's it. Like all the iconic, like American songs have been done.
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Yeah. And they're done. And you've already heard it. 99.9% of them.
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Sometimes you might get surprised, but it's all basically been done and redone.
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Every once in a while, like Adele comes out. Yeah.
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She has the dog in her. She can, she's allowed.
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She has the ability to add to that zeitgeist or whatever, um,
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now it's time for a broken Spanish speaker to sing that Adele.
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That's the X factor wild, wild west. That's the, that's the future.
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That's the wild, wild west where it's like, you can't predict what, you know,
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anything can happen in one of those situations.
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Anything can happen to the eight, the, the Asian guys singing,
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the Spanish guys singing. That's where it's at. Yeah.
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old school store like you used to see when you were a kid.
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You are a slave and there's nothing you can do about it.
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So that is such like a loser way of looking at the world.
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Go have your kids and teach them the right way.
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You do have a lot more control than people realize.
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That is not the right way to think about it.
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And this is my response to Ian Miles Chong's tweet.
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That's the opposite of Ian Miles Chong's tweet.
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Everyone's going to try and convince you that there's none of this or running out of that or the ozone's gone.
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Fleckusmerch.com for the best merch in the game.
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Fleckustalks.com for another 30 minutes starting now.
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They're stealing copper wire from all the highways in California.
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Black girl snatches the mic out of the graduation's hands.
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This is the last bonus land that'll be on Patreon.