JUNETEENTH MAYHEM
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 30 minutes
Words per Minute
187.81604
Summary
On this week's episode of Flackers Talks the Podcast, the crew talks about Sam Smith jumping off of a plane, an anti-patriarchal family, and why a little girl would rather have a dad than two moms.
Transcript
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All right. Welcome back to Flackers Talks the Podcast, episode 87. Today on the show,
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Spirit Airlines behavior is back just in time for summer. Then we have a Juneteenth recap that will
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probably not surprise you. Then after that, we get a sneak peek into an anti-patriarchy household.
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You're not going to want to miss that. That submarine is gone. And last but not least,
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this poor little girl gets asked, would you want to have a dad instead of two moms?
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And her answer will break your heart. All this and more. It's Flackers Talks the Podcast,
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episode 87. Ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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Go there today. Download the app. Now let's get into housekeeping.
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All right. Thank you to the sponsors. We have a really important housekeeping this week.
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Okay. How many pages? Two, but they are packed. Okay. First things first, obviously the most
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important story of the day, the thing everyone's talking about, Sam Smith jumping off of the stage.
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It actually wasn't him. Really? Who was it? Just some other fat guy. I almost said some other fat
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fuck. Yeah. But I, you know, they don't want to curse so early in the show, but I guess we will.
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So this is not Sam Smith jumping off, but that is a lot what it would look like, but that's exactly
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what it would look like. It's a, it's called an absolute one for one replica. Yeah. Yeah. So
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the next biggest story after that is that submarines gone. Yeah. Yeah. Submarines gone. And you know,
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you've been inundated with takes memes, whatever, by this point, submarines gone. Submarines gone.
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They say it. They say people are knocking. I think it's gone. It's exploded. But the one thing,
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what are you going to say about this? Cause the one thing that's popped out to me is how much
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people hated and wanted billionaires to suffocate in the dark. Yeah. 200, you know, whatever under
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the sea. Yeah. It's like, yeah, that guy's just a dad. What are you talking about? Like he made a
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billion dollars doing like an industrial thing. It's not like he's some evil genius, no matter what.
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And he has that spirit in him of like exploring uncharted lands and discovering new things. So I can
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respect that. Of course. But then my take is just submarine went down, gone, get a new one gone
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again. Probably no. Yeah. Uh, and in hindsight, in hindsight, it looks really bad for those people
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with a video game controller, all the bolts from the outside, but what'd you expect? It's
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unprecedented depths. I saw that guy ratcheting the bolts with just a hand tool and it didn't even go
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that tight. Yeah. He had like another, he was doing it with like another wrench on the other side.
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It's like, dog, 6,000, whatever pressure. Yeah. Like you think that's not going to blow out?
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You used your hand. You didn't even go all the way. Yeah. But yeah, I mean the, the general theme
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is like, I'm not surprised the crazy dangerous submarine is missing, but also to condemn these
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people for a having money and B being adventurous. It's like, what do you guys do? It's, it's the meme
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of like the, Oh, you should punch him. Like the fat guy on a couch Monday morning quarterbacking.
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Yeah. It's like, all right. Yeah. Oh, it was a stupid idea, but they had other successful
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missions and stuff. So, and it could be aliens. Uh, yeah. Yeah. You keep saying that to me
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and you keep bringing it up with no justification. The whole world is focused on this one thing.
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I was thinking it could have been like when the world gets focused on me too. Like that. So
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yeah. And it could have been a publicity thing too. It's like, Hey, we want everyone to talk
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about this Titanic thing. We're about to discover what do we do? Oh, we'll just go silent. And then
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in the last second we'll come out and then everyone will know. Yeah, for sure. So, but
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I mean, that's just the, like the best upside ever that could be. Yeah. But my, my main thing
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is miserable people really want to see billionaires suffocate to death because I don't know, you're
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poor. Yeah. What's the angle there? It's like miserable people just chirping with each other
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online. And a lot of miserable people too. Mimetic systems made this point. They, they forget
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that billionaires made the money. Like they did something, they created something or they
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dominated an industry or like they progressed something and sold a new product and made billion
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dollars. It's not just like, Oh, that was there. It showed up in my account on Monday morning.
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They, they got lucky, you know? So people are really mad and they're showing their true colors.
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They're mad at the billionaires. We have to keep going. Okay. You know, we're getting behind.
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That's fair. Um, we are off next week. We are going on vacation. Well, I'm, I'm going
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on vacation. Rap was not, but we are off from the show next week. Uh, so we are going to
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be releasing bonus land today simultaneously with this episode. So if you want an extra
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30 minutes of bonus land, fuck is talks.com is the website. And then next Friday, instead
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of the show, there's going to be a bonus land Q and a that's almost like an hour long rap
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boy. And I shot it last night questions from the audience. And it was so funny. It was
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my favorite bonus land thing we ever shot. That's coming out next Friday instead of the
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podcast behind the fleckistalks.com paywall. Yep. So sign up today, get that content next
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week. So you're not missing out on any fleckist stuff. I am going on a vacation. So I ordered
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a book. Yeah. How'd that go bad? You know how we talk about last week, how I don't really
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look too much into the things I order online and I kind of just rip it. You're looking at
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the guy who orders like a double XL shirt, but it's made in Japan. So it really fits like
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a large, like he, he buys the cast iron skillet. It's gigantic. He didn't even look at the size.
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It was this big. He throws out things that are like brand new because of tags on it. Yeah.
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Because of misordering. So, so I, I tend to misorder. I just kind of rip it. I shoot from
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the hip. It's impulsive. Impulsive is another word for it. So I was like, Oh, I'm going on vacation.
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What do you do on vacation? You read a book? You read a book. Read a book. I'm going to
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sit outside. I'm going to read a book. I'm like, Oh, read a book. I haven't read a book
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in a while, you know? And I'm like, who am I going to read a book about? Andre Agassi.
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There's a guy from my childhood who I really liked. And I used to be, here's a picture.
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I used to be Andre Agassi for Halloween every year. So I was like, cool. I'll get the Andre
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Agassi open book. Biography. And I've heard that's a good book. I'm sure it's great. He used
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to do meth. Him versus Pete Sampras. Yeah. And then I get the book and I open
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it. It's in Spanish. So stupid. You're such an idiot. To be fair. I didn't even
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know they made books in Spanish. Do-do-do. I, you know, so I got the book and now it's
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all in Spanish. My problem with it, hold that up again. If it's in Spanish, it should
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be abierto, not open. That's what I thought. Abierto. I saw Andre Agassi open. Boom. Buy
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it. 15 bucks. It's in Spanish. Yeah. You weren't going to read it anyway. So yeah. So I had to
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order another one. Yep. And I am going to read it. All right. We have to get through doppelgangers.
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We don't really do doppelgangers anymore, but if we did, these would be rat boys for
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this week. Okay. Um, the YouTube guy that looks just like you, we're going to go quick
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through these. Okay. YouTube guy. Yeah. I see him. Um, big beard, but there's you, there's
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like a weaker, that's like your cousin, genetic weak, weaker version. Yeah. Your cousin who
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didn't, who played the video games. You play the sports. Okay. All right. Next there's you.
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This guy's doing a demonstration about screens, how to put a new screen in. That's
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you. Good. He does something nice. He's got a nice product. He's got a job. He's
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like one of those guys. Sham. Wow. Yep. He has his little bits, you know, he's got his
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little routine. That's good. Yep. Um, and then this last one is a cop. Yeah. That's
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you. That was sent in. You didn't send it, but somebody sent it to me and I, I pulled
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it out. Yeah. So not that one. And then there's this other last one of this guy with all the
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Diet Cokes. One day of Diet Cokes. One day of Diet Cokes. So there's like a Diet Coke
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addict who looks just like you. Wow. Do you have any for me? No, I thought we weren't
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doing doppelgangers anymore. We just say that. We just say that because people get annoyed
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by him, but we still do them every week. Honestly, uh, I had a lot sent to me, uh, just not a lot
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up to par. Yeah. People are getting not lazy, but it's, it's like, yeah, if you squint
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maybe, but I'm not, I'm only bringing diamonds in now. Yeah. Me too. Me too. And that's why
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we don't do doppelgangers anymore. Okay. We're moving on. Sam Smith guy who, who dove in the
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crowd. That could be, we can move that to doppelgangers really quick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Good one. All right. All right. All right. Is everyone ready for the next section? Yeah. We're
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still in housekeeping. Yeah. Everyone has been sending in their Arnold Palmer summers.
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Yep. It's fantastic. It's going really well. Arnold Palmer is the official drink of summer.
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60% unsweetened iced tea, 40% lemonade. Boom. Everyone's happy. Everyone's sending it in
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the most refreshing drink. Great drink for summer. Keep that going. We now also are going to announce
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the sandwich of the summer. Now in the beginning, I was thinking egg salad on white, but then Richard
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Rap Boy said, I can't co-sign egg salad. Yeah. RRB won't co-sign egg salad, a sandwich of the
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summer. Puts me in a tough spot. And then I was like, all right, maybe Bon Mi's. Those are good.
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Those are refreshing. We had a little bit of a Bon Mi phase, you know, riding the bikes, get the
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Bon Mi's, but I ate so many Bon Mi's that it's blown out. I blew it out. Can't do it. And then I was
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thinking the Cuban sandwich, that's pretty good. But then one time I in St. Pete, I had a Cuban sandwich
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and it had little hairs in it. Disgusting. So I'm never going to order a Cuban sandwich. I can't
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participate in my own thing. Cuban sandwiches are out. So the official sandwich of summer
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is here. Drum roll in post, please. The BLT. Fair. BLT. It's an American classic. You may be
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asking, can you add avocado? BLAT? No. Okay. Just BLT. No avocado. Just BLT. BLT. Arnold Palmer.
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Outside. Grass. Summer. Hot. Pool. Beach. Bam. Fries? Sandwich of summer. He didn't get fries.
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Chips? Chips. Whatever. Okay. It's not about the sandwich of summer is all I care about. Okay.
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All right. Cool. So make sure you guys tag me in those. I'll be reposting. No avocado though. Don't
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let me catch you with avocado. All right. Moving on. Sandwich of summer and the drink of summer
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is now official. That being said, we need to start thinking about the fall. I'm seeing a lot
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of compelling material for Zoot Suit Fall. See here, people dancing in the background in
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their Zoot Suits. I used to have one in high school. They're very cool. We all know how
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cool Jim Carrey, when he put the mask on, was in that movie. Yeah. You know? So I'm telling
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everyone now, Zoot Suit Fall is inbound. Plan ahead. Okay. We also have a rock stacking update.
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I'm getting a lot of people sending me videos of them kicking the rocks over. It's summer.
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People are out at state parks, national parks. Kicking those hippie rock stacks over. That's
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great. Keep up that rock stack destruction. We have one playing here. I get tons of these.
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Keep sending me these. But I will say this. Someone sent me this video of this woman making
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a cat face out of rocks. That is not the same. That actually takes talent. It takes no talent
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to stack the rocks up. That's stupid. People wear Birkenstocks and do that. Yeah. This
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is actually talent. So don't destroy that kind of stuff if you guys see it.
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They call this impermanent art. Yeah. So that kind of stuff is actually cool. All right. Moving on.
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As always, we are going to try to name things whenever there's a contest to name certain
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things. We've done the boat. We've done the garbage truck. Now there is a new one. It's in Las Vegas.
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It's name this showgirl. Like a showgirl whatever. What's it called? A showgirl sign. Yeah. Like
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light sign. It's a mascot. Whatever. A mascot. So I'm getting desperate. I just want one of these
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to hit so bad. So I'm just trying to hit a single here, guys. I have the link in the description for
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that naming mascot thing. Let's name it Roberta. Yes. Short for Rob Smith or even Roberta Smith.
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I just want one of these to hit. It's getting desperate. It's not even a good one. I know.
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But you're getting pathetic. I'm getting pathetic. But we're going to get one of these. It's
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going to feel good. So it'll still be squirts. But it's we're getting more and more desperate
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by the week. All right. I do have to make an announcement about behind the scenes stuff.
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This is housekeeping. This is where this kind of stuff comes out. We are in talks with Tran
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Ma Dong. There is a Asian man who sings songs. Can we let that one song rip?
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All right. So we're in talks with that guy. We're negotiating a deal, a two song shout out deal.
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So let us know what songs you think you'd want him to sing. It would be fun. I think
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like Elvis would be a good one. Stuff like that. Iconic stuff. I kind of wanted him to
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do Dire Straits, Money for Nothing, just so he maybe accidentally says the F-A-G-G-O-T
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word. Oh, full spell out right there. I don't know. You do it. Yeah. That would be actually
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funny. But this is the that little with the earring and the makeup in a nice Vietnamese accent.
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Yeah. That could be special. That's something that doesn't exist. So that's what I'm working
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towards. We're making a deal happen there. Foreign people singing American songs that are
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iconic without reverence. Yeah. Is my favorite music genre. All right. So we were done with
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that. A lot of these announcements are done. Let's see. Where are we? You're cruising through
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this housekeeping. Yeah. Yeah. You know how when the Wi-Fi gets messed up, you're supposed to unplug
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the router for 10 seconds and plug it back in? Yeah. I don't wait the 10 seconds. I just boom,
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boom. Yeah. I don't think there's a connection that goes, oh, there it is again. Same old
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connection. Keep doing what I was doing a second ago. It's like, nah, you were powered off. You're
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done. You're a robot. You got fully shut down. All right. Next. I agree with you. Thank you.
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That's like the one thing I agree with you this housekeeping so far. What about BLT? I'm kidding.
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I'm kidding. You like BLTs. I love BLTs. Yeah. Really stack up the bacon, guys. All right. Second page of
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housekeeping. Final page of housekeeping. This is very important stuff. We're almost in the
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show. This isn't the show yet. The house covered in crickets. I swear it's just getting worse and
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worse. It is disgusting there. This is why you need a cat. Everywhere. Oh my. That's so gross. How
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would you like to get rid of those? I've seen those bug salt shotguns, you know, where the salt actually
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kills them at like a terminal speed and they go, boom. I'd probably do one of those. Light
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them up. Yeah. Feel like a movie. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I don't think it
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would work, but. Yeah. They have like exoskeletons. Oh, wow. Big word. Wow. You probably read
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that in the Spanish book. Exoskeletons. Exoskeletons. I would do a shot back. Yeah. Imagine going on
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that wall and going. That would feel good. Yeah. I feel good sucking all those up. Yeah.
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All right. That was all I had for that. OK. Quick note. Hunter Biden's been in the news
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lately. Yeah. He's getting in trouble. He took a plea. Right. He took a plea deal. I see some
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people are cheering for it. You know, obviously, I don't like Hunter Biden, but here's what
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we don't want to do. We don't want to cheer Hunter Biden getting in trouble for like gun
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paperwork. Ticky tack gun law paperwork. Ticky tack gun law paperwork shit. It's like, you
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know, let's respect our rats. The rats are veterans. Yeah. Fought for. You should be able
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to get a gun anytime, anywhere in any sober status for free. Yeah. Federally subsidized.
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So if we're cheering on, it's like we're almost cheering our own demise of like, yeah, be extra
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strict with that gun paperwork. You should be able to get a gun for free anywhere. Yeah,
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for sure. But, you know, it is fair that unequal application of said law, you know, obviously
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we're going to. Of course, that was more of a bit. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Anytime, anywhere
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for free. That's a crazy statement. I know. All right. Moving on. Special Olympics has betting
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now. I'm not telling anyone what to do, but that could be good action. Yeah. For the first
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time in the 55 year history of the Special Olympic World Games, fans and viewers will
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be able to wager. I really think the favorites in the Special Olympics are probably going to
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win. Yeah. Every time. Yeah. Because there's different degrees of special. There's a guy
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who's pretty much a genetic freak who just doesn't really talk or think that good. And
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he still runs the hundred meter pretty quick. Right. Yeah. And then there's the ones at the
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other end of the spectrum who are extra special who are never going to win in the first place.
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Yeah. It's like you don't have you don't really have a chance. So there's I bet there's winners
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and then the winners are probably the winners every time. Yeah. I don't anticipate getting
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any good odds or good deals on these special. And the worst your odds are, you might think
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like, oh, I bet a dollar and I win 10 grand. But it's like that dollar ain't running.
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That guy. He's getting helped across the finish line. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's not get too far
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into it. Graphic. All right. Moving on. We're running behind a little bit, so I can't really
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explain this all the way. But Sasquatches can disguise themselves very well. You could see
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a Sasquatch on a thermal cam walking around the woods and it's a Sasquatch walking around
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and then you turn the thermal off and it's a deer. Can you go a little deeper? Can you explain
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that a little bit more? So you see the Sasquatch thermal and then you look up. It's a deer.
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I can't. Any more? Anything? No. We have to kind of finish this housekeeping, but the Sasquatches
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are real, but they just keep the portals closed down. And then the dinosaur skeletons, oh, dinosaurs.
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What do they have these stupid arms for? That's weird. Oh, they have stupid arms. Those were
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wing arms. Those are the dragons. And then magnets also. Space alien metals. We keep forgetting
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that magnets are like space magic. You guys can't. Don't forget magnets ain't nothing.
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Magnets is like how most of them do all their shit. We can't go too deep in that because we
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have to. Yeah. I bet you can't. I bet you can't go too deep. We are done with housekeeping. We have
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a final shout out from housekeeping. Shout out to Margo and Nate who are getting married tomorrow.
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They are show watchers. They're a nice straight couple. No one's pansexual. No one's a demi boy
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or whatever that is. Straight marriage month. Guy and a girl getting married in June. Lovely time of
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year. Congrats. We love you guys. And then Margo, don't forget just because it's your wedding doesn't
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mean you could be a terrorist. Everyone wants to be here and have fun and they're trying to help you
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and it is your day, but don't need to act like a crazy person. Can't hold people hostage. Yeah, for real.
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All right, moving on. Let's get into cringe of the week. All right. Before we get into cringe of the
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00:22:04.220
our first clip of Cringe of the Week non-trans section is the rollerblader crash. This will
00:22:09.980
actually be kind of an express. Wow, this looks fun. Everyone seems to be proficient in rollerblading.
00:22:21.380
No weak links here. Yeah. This is safe to do. As long as everyone can just stay up. Oh my gosh.
00:22:28.120
Oh my gosh. It's actually not that bad if you aren't the first one down. Yeah. If you land on
00:22:38.520
the pile, it's just landing on like a soft whatever. Yeah. You get cushioned. No big deal.
00:22:43.800
Yeah. So all those people fell down. Next clip. Great. All right. The girl who's recovering from
00:22:50.720
binge eating. When I eat a day and binge eating recovery. So for breakfast, I had too many bagels,
00:22:56.340
one with cream cheese and jam and one with bacon and cheese and a cutie like little orange and
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water. Rose and 94 got donuts, but I didn't have any because I'm trying to be better. I'm not saying
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you can never have a donut. Pause real quick. You could say never have a donut. Yeah. That would
00:23:13.380
be sound advice. Yeah. You can find other ways to get. 9 a.m. You're having a donut? What kind of day
00:23:19.020
are you going to have? Yeah. Also, that whole meal was like a, that's like half your calories for the
00:23:23.720
whole day. Yeah. It's two sandwiches smothered. All right. And then you have lunch. It's like,
00:23:27.520
this person's having like, you know, if you want to lose weight, you just have one meal a day and
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it's a calorie deficit meal. So it's like 1500 calories, maybe a thousand calories. And then
00:23:37.620
that's it. Yeah. All these are like full meals with sides and shit. All right. For lunch.
00:23:42.720
For lunch, I had a hot dog with ketchup, mustard, relish, and some mac and cheese and a Sprite. And
00:23:48.860
this is what the girls had for lunch. So I just copied them. And then for dinner, I had an orange
00:23:53.800
soda and then this honey barbecue chicken melt from Friendly's and waffle fries. It's literally
00:23:58.920
my favorite meal ever. And for dessert, I had a small ice cream, which I know might be normal for
00:24:03.260
some people, but whenever I get cold stone, I always have to get the biggest size. But today I
00:24:07.800
got a small. So I feel like when I'm ordering for delivery, I. So all this process crap, just a ton of
00:24:14.340
food and like, uh, yeah. Hot dog. Yeah. For lunch, I had the amalgam of pig slop in the
00:24:20.840
bread with the Mac and cheese with zero nutritional value. Cheese flavored chemicals for dinner. I had
00:24:25.680
fast food with waffle fries. Yeah. And every single meal has a soda. Yeah. And it's like,
00:24:31.980
Oh, I'm recovering from binge eating. Instead of eating it all at once, I just eat it throughout
00:24:35.400
the whole day. It's still the same thing. Here's my day of not recovering from binge eating
00:24:40.480
is what it should say. No real food and it's labeled a recovery. So what do you think it is
00:24:45.600
with someone like this? Do they genuinely not know anything about nutrition? Like, is it that hard
00:24:50.740
to like go, Oh, I'll eat eggs? I think they're, it's like almost like a victim status where like
00:24:57.680
they have like a mental thing where they think like they're not wrong for being so big and it's
00:25:03.020
not, they didn't get themselves so fat. Yeah. So it just happened to them. Yeah. So I'm recovering
00:25:07.940
from binge eating. You have to spread this out. It's like, you're still drinking Sprite
00:25:11.440
and orange soda and a hot dog and Mac and cheese. So it's like, you're, you know, say they're not
00:25:16.680
like, Hey, I need to eat a thousand calorie deficit every day for like a month and I'll
00:25:22.440
lose 40 pounds. It's not like that. It's like, how can I do, how can I eat what I've been eating
00:25:28.540
in a healthier way? And it's like, it's like a jumbo shrimp. It's like a catch 20. It's like
00:25:33.040
a catch 22. Yeah. Opposite thing. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Um, and this girl was
00:25:37.800
getting dragged online. Um, which yeah, I guess you shouldn't post it if you're a, if
00:25:43.540
you're a big girl still eating big girl meals and calling that your recovery. So I don't
00:25:48.680
know, man, it feels like there's a lot more people like this out there who have no idea
00:25:52.720
how bad shit is for them. And it's like, dude, soda. Everybody knows like you saw the diet
00:25:59.200
Coke doppelganger. That guy, at least it's zero calories. Imagine if those were all calories
00:26:04.040
that were 400 pounds. Exactly. I saw that girl too, post one about what she was eating
00:26:09.260
on an airplane. It was like this, she had like this thing of all these foods. It was
00:26:14.460
like a full meal, like Tupperware type of thing, but it's like, can't you just not eat
00:26:19.360
for the three hour flight? Yeah. You need to eat. Yeah. Even if it's a cross country and
00:26:24.540
you're going from California to New York, it's like you need to pull out the fucking
00:26:29.000
Thanksgiving. Yeah. Um, and you know what? We've actually talked about this with us,
00:26:32.980
uh, losing weight and like trying to eat healthier and stuff. It's like you had a great run. This
00:26:38.420
girl, you probably had three years of real pigging doing whatever. Now it's time to suffer a little
00:26:44.060
bit, right? If you want to reach your goals and you want to be like a normal person and
00:26:47.380
not like a person who nobody wants to sit next to on the airplane, you're going to have
00:26:51.380
to suffer. You had your good times. Think back fondly of them. Yeah. Cause she looks at it
00:26:56.140
like, Oh, I had my good times. Now I need to make it not so good. So I'm going to put
00:27:00.340
a couple of hours in between each pig pie. Like we have it when we're running, whenever
00:27:06.020
I'm running and I'm out of breath and I'm tired, I want to stop. I just think we'll keep
00:27:09.880
going and then this will cancel out one time we ordered pies. Yeah. And then you have to
00:27:14.380
do that every time you ordered pies, which is a lot. Yeah. We had a good run. We had a great
00:27:19.540
run. We had for two years. All right. Um, let's go next to the person who feeds their dog
00:27:24.260
better food than that lady was eating. Yeah. Let's see how this dog eats quail, turkey
00:27:30.060
mints, lamb, spleen, beef, liver, baby octopus, kefir, kefir, hemp oil, catnip, duck egg, everything.
00:27:38.680
Oh, that's nutrients. He crunches it up. Oh, he loves that shit. Eat with bear. That's nice.
00:27:47.200
Yeah. If she ate that, she'd be great. Oh yeah. She couldn't though. I know she can't. She's
00:27:54.080
binge eating recovery. So she needs three full meals with soda. Yeah. She needs meals that
00:27:58.500
could, that have shelf life for three of three years. Oh man. It makes me miss Jerry. So
00:28:04.580
dogs are eating better than humans in some cases guys. Yeah. A hundred percent. Uh, the
00:28:09.400
people from the Jerry, I put Jerry in a bootcamp while I'm on vacation. Uh, and they messaged
00:28:15.040
me and said he was growling. Oh, but he's not going to like attack anybody. He's a vocal
00:28:20.060
guy. He kind of just goes, and they were probably like, Oh, that dog's skate. I want to go in
00:28:25.380
there. Um, all right. Guy hits a deer with his car. This is like a fast, like speed round.
00:28:30.920
And then we're going to get into some of the good shit. This guy's driving.
00:28:52.680
Shut up. Pussy. That was it. That's the only notes I have. It just says pussy.
00:28:59.320
Pussy. We could do one of our old standard bits. Like, when would you have a reaction
00:29:02.780
like this? My family getting murdered, like running over a child, running over a small
00:29:07.120
child. Yeah. Waking up in the hospital after a DUI and you realized you killed a whole family.
00:29:12.180
Yeah. Yeah. That was pathetic. And I saw an article that was like 50% of guys are scared
00:29:18.740
to approach girls because they're thinking they're creepy. And it's like, yeah, well that's
00:29:22.160
probably, that's probably one of them. That makes sense. That guy is creepy. You shouldn't
00:29:25.800
approach girls. You're too scared outside of girls. You ran over a deer and you started
00:29:31.680
crying. We need to talk to a girl. What can you bring her? Yeah. Let's move on to page
00:29:36.180
two of non-trans cringe of the week. All right. The guy at the gate, the gate agent. So this
00:29:41.260
guy misses his flight. Yeah. And everyone knows how that works. You miss your flight and then
00:29:45.540
the door closes and the plane leaves and that door doesn't open. And the gate agents, they're
00:29:50.620
gone. Gate agents leave. Bang on the door. This is New Orleans. You want different headphones
00:29:59.180
inside? We need security at C-10 to open this gate. You got some people trying to catch
00:30:06.460
they flight. Security. Security. As if they could do it. You got some people trying to
00:30:22.360
catch they flight. Yeah. And that is like, when would you ever get on the PA system?
00:30:27.460
If only if your child was missing and you just noticed it and you need to act right
00:30:33.920
now. Yeah. Child missing. My child is missing. Johnny or met gate C-10. He's wearing a red
00:30:39.420
jacket. He's four feet tall. He's 10 years old. Johnny, we are at C-10. You know, that's
00:30:44.220
the only time, right? That's the only thing I can think of. And everyone and people are always
00:30:48.140
saying, especially with Juneteenth conversations that like black people can't be racist because
00:30:53.900
they don't have like the power structure on their side, right? They just say that all
00:30:57.820
the time. Not just on Juneteenth. Yeah. Yeah. So black people can't be racist. That's like
00:31:00.080
a basis of their thought. Because they're not part of the power structure. And it's like,
00:31:04.500
you just made a PA announcement at the airport. I've never done that. Exactly. I don't have
00:31:09.780
that like power or that entitlement of like, I'm going on the loudspeaker. Hey, nobody does
00:31:14.900
that. Nobody does that. My favorite thing is like they board the flight and he's like, we
00:31:18.740
here early. We need to catch their flight. Um, calling security a no idea how the airport
00:31:24.580
works. Right. And these gate agents who board the flight, they board the flight and they go,
00:31:28.960
all right, all done. Print out the thing. Here's the final passenger thing. Doors closed, blah,
00:31:33.040
blah, blah. And they're gone. That's it. They're gone. Nobody, nobody's coming to help you,
00:31:37.920
buddy. Yeah, exactly. We have another, um, clip, another flight interaction clip. This lady
00:31:45.400
was, uh, the flight was fully loaded and then she saw an empty seat in first class and just walked
00:31:52.260
to the front and took the seat. And then the flight attendant called her out and said no. And
00:31:57.000
then she kind of caused the scene and they asked her to leave the plane. And then she filmed it as
00:32:00.400
if she was in the right. That's good. Yes, they were. And the way that the upgrade list works,
00:32:07.620
they change their seat to indicate that the person comes in like, Hey, you get to go to the front
00:32:14.460
seat. And then they change it. I've never heard that. Well, that's our policy. Yes, that's why we
00:32:18.980
have upgrade list. And that's why all passengers have their assigned seat availability to buy it
00:32:24.060
when you checked in. So there was nobody there. And how do you pick? So that's how we have upgrade
00:32:27.840
lists. So passengers that have status, other, uh, other airlines that fly with us. Yes,
00:32:32.660
status. If you fly, you pay, you fly X amount of dollars a year on our airline, you have
00:32:39.940
different privileges. You're a priority member. I think I am. I took 25 flights this year. That's
00:32:45.020
what you get for profiling me again. So she says, that's what you get for profiling me at the end.
00:32:51.840
Yeah. That was racism. Yeah. Not me, not understanding the upgrade list. That was racism.
00:32:57.320
And I just sat down in first class. And then there's like, there's standards that society has
00:33:02.900
that should have. Right. And it should apply to everyone, regardless of race or class or how much
00:33:08.620
money people have or whatever. There should just be standards. Right. And there's this thing I'm
00:33:13.420
noticing, which I'm sure everyone watching would agree that the progressives, the left-leaning
00:33:17.640
people, the liberals, the white liberals, especially there have like this thing when they see
00:33:22.880
black people behaving, not to those societal standards where they're almost like, Oh, it's okay.
00:33:29.360
Oh, like that's, you know, it's okay to be loud at the library or it's okay to like, you know,
00:33:33.800
yell on the bus or like, you know, say something inappropriate. Uh, no big deal. Cause like,
00:33:38.180
they're scared. But in reality, it's like, that's actually like a bigotry of low expectations where
00:33:43.960
you're thinking like, Oh, these people can't be normal society members cause they don't have it in
00:33:48.100
them. Yeah. But in reality, it's like, if you actually were not racist and treated everyone equally,
00:33:52.600
you go, Hey man, you don't just yell, you don't yell on the bus. And when there's,
00:33:57.300
you know, curse words when there's kids around and then old ladies. Yeah. But the, that seems to
00:34:02.080
be on the wayside. Now people don't really follow that anymore. This one was so fascinating to me
00:34:07.620
because it's entitlement accusations all the while not understanding, you know, like you have no idea
00:34:15.580
how an upgrade list works. It all happens at the very end, right before the flight, you know,
00:34:20.300
empty seat. Who's the most qualified? This guy, he flowed 10 times this month. There's literally a list
00:34:25.200
that you can see on the board waiting for like United, American, whatever. It's like, okay,
00:34:29.160
I'm third on the upgrade list. I need three no-shows or I need someone to miss their connection.
00:34:33.820
And then this lady picks up her purse and just goes and sits down and then starts filming when
00:34:39.040
being told not to. As if she's correct, starts filming. Isn't that unbelievable? How dumb and
00:34:44.260
entitled you'd have to be to start filming that and think like, I'm going to get the airline now.
00:34:48.780
Yeah. Yeah. And then it ended up with her not getting back on the plane.
00:34:52.960
She's like, I felt you yelled at me. This was like, this was part three of like a four part
00:34:57.620
video series. We just kind of wanted to explain the situation, but isn't that wild? Crazy. Yeah.
00:35:03.420
But it's, you know, but there's a lot of people can't be racist. They don't have power. It's like,
00:35:07.180
I've never tried to steal a first class seat. Just go sit in it. That's crazy. That would be insane to do,
00:35:13.980
right? Yeah. All right. Moving on. Um, the patriarch, the anti-patriarchy household,
00:35:19.140
we found this woman who has like a demon face. Um, and it's basically like what happens when a
00:35:25.500
woman runs the household and she's got a poison brain. Yeah. This is when a, when a feminist type
00:35:31.060
woman runs a household and like competes and then tries to tell the masculine energy in a house what's
00:35:35.900
right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let's let that rip. Dad, if one of the kids communicate a boundary to you
00:35:42.920
and if they say, no, Papa, I don't want to hug, what's something that you could say to them?
00:35:50.340
That's a no, no. That's not what we say. Carter, what do we say? Dad, try it again. What do we say?
00:36:00.520
If Charlie says no, Papa, I'll give you a high five, not a hug. You can say, grandma, what do we say?
00:36:07.480
I respect your boundaries, baby. There we go. Can I get an ear hug? Can I get an ear hug?
00:36:12.060
There. We'll work on it, dad. Work on it. We'll wear you down, dad, until you fucking accept the
00:36:18.800
feminized energy around this family. Isn't that crazy? And then the, her husband is in line and
00:36:25.040
the grandpa says what a grandpa would say. And it's like in the house I grew up in, give grandma a hug.
00:36:30.500
And if I don't want to, or I was being shy as like a little kid, it's like, no, give grandma a hug.
00:36:35.940
And you do like a weird, shy hug and you get over it and you give grandma a hug.
00:36:40.520
And then you become a normally socialized kid doing things you don't want to do sometimes.
00:36:44.800
Yeah. And it's like, it's your family. It's not, oh, go, you know, hug the stranger on the street
00:36:49.560
when no one's around. It's give grandma a hug. And that like getting the kids out of the comfort zone
00:36:55.280
is like a way to develop the kid when you say, oh, the kid's telling us his boundaries and the
00:37:00.920
kid's like five years old. Yeah. My boundaries, I need Mountain Dew mom. And I need video games for
00:37:06.140
10 hours straight. That's the boundary I set. It's like, no, you tell the kid what to do.
00:37:10.540
And then we talked about this kind of briefly, how you need the masculine and feminine balanced
00:37:15.900
energy, right? Like a kid shits his pants. I think it was mimetic Sisyphus. He said a kid shits his
00:37:21.100
pants. You need both the mom to go, oh, honey, sorry. No, no big deal. Like, let's get you
00:37:27.620
cleaned up. And then the dad going, you shit your pants. Why'd you shit your pants? Yeah. Have
00:37:32.100
us have some standards, have an honor. And it's like this girl, this family, and look at her demon
00:37:36.820
face here. She's like plotting what I'm going to tell grandpa what to do. Yeah. She doesn't have
00:37:42.060
the other side of it, you know? And then people wonder like, oh man, why, why do kids without
00:37:47.100
fathers do X, Y, Z? And it's like all the things you don't realize. She went to Howard
00:37:53.100
though. She educated. Oh, he only want to play Xbox with his friends and eat hot Cheetos.
00:37:58.540
We got to buy by that. Yeah. And I mean, it's like a normal thing. Like this is, it's called
00:38:05.280
going off the rails, right? Like your kid needs to have boundaries with the gym teacher. Kid
00:38:10.080
needs to have boundaries like, oh, nobody should ever touch you here. Like these simple lessons.
00:38:14.660
And it's like, you're trying to communicate a boundary with grandpa who wants a hug.
00:38:18.380
Let's skip that one. Yeah. Now's not the time. And also with this like anti-patriarchy sentiment,
00:38:24.720
it comes from a place of like, we need to correct the wrongs from the past. The reason why things
00:38:30.460
are bad is because of the patriarchy and like historically the patriarchy has been so bad.
00:38:35.120
And I've noticed a lot of memes from the left about this, where it's basically like to be a left
00:38:40.160
leaning progressive anti-patriarchy person. You have to pretend that nothing was ever good.
00:38:46.520
So there's like this meme that we saw where it's like this family hanging out, everything looks fine,
00:38:51.900
but then everyone's got like a, their little thing. When the kid says, I have polio. The dad
00:38:56.040
says, I'm secretly gay. Can you read the rest of them? Well, it's, I wish it's, it's making fun of
00:39:00.440
people who go, oh, I wish America would go back to the fifties when things were simpler. The kid,
00:39:04.380
oh, I have polio dad. I'm secretly gay mom. I can't get through the day without a shit ton of
00:39:09.160
drugs daughter. I'm not allowed to wear pants or go to college. Uh, grandpa, I beat the shit out of
00:39:14.080
my son and molested my daughter and no one will ever do a goddamn thing about it. Yeah. So they have to
00:39:18.840
pretend that like no one had a normal family of four kids million, millions of times. Yeah. I'm going to
00:39:25.340
read this quote, uh, from Oren McIntyre, who was the one who brought this to our attention. He said,
00:39:29.620
the left needs to construct a pass where no one was ever happy or well adjusted. There were never
00:39:34.020
intact families or sincerely religious people. No one ever owned a home or lived in a neighborhood
00:39:38.500
where you could safely walk down the street. And it's just like, that's the same as the
00:39:42.460
submarine billionaire energy. Yeah. Billionaire bad white family happiness in America never existed
00:39:48.840
made up. Right. Yep. Um, and it's just so bitter and it's like, dude, have you seen the white woman
00:39:55.620
SSRIs chart? It's the best crypto ever, best investment ever white women in SSRIs. Yeah. So it's
00:40:03.700
just like this huge thing where like, it's a gaslighting almost of no one was ever prosperous
00:40:09.020
or happy. Nothing was ever good. Um, and it's just a terrible attitude, right? Yeah. Like
00:40:14.140
they have to make the past, uh, seem evil. So no one realizes how ugly they've made the
00:40:20.360
current world. Yeah. And how much ground they're taking in the wrong direction. Right? Exactly.
00:40:25.520
So the world is ugly now, but then they'll just be like, Oh, it's always been ugly. Blah, blah,
00:40:29.100
blah. It's never been good. Everyone was always gay and fucking on pills. It's like,
00:40:33.180
what are you talking about? Yeah, exactly. It's like, eh, we used to have like single
00:40:37.300
incomes raising kids, four kids. The mailman had, uh, had a lake house. What are you talking
00:40:44.220
about? Exactly. All right. Let's go to the guy on the morning show being, uh, corrected
00:40:50.260
with his speech about trans people. Yeah. And this isn't just the morning show. This is
00:40:54.780
the breakfast club, which is like a, yeah, which is like a, uh, highly, uh, a huge audience
00:41:01.120
black from mostly blacks in America. Right. Yep. So for all of you, cisgender women, naturally
00:41:07.420
born women who think that trans, not naturally born again, not naturally born. I told you
00:41:13.960
I make mistakes. Nothing about that as natural. He said naturally born cis women. And the gay
00:41:21.300
guy goes now, uh, assigned at birth. Nothing about that is natural. Nothing about having a
00:41:27.540
baby and looking at it and going, Oh, it's a boy or, Oh, it's a girl. That's not, nothing
00:41:31.560
about that is natural. I think you got your definition backwards and exactly wrong. You
00:41:36.240
have to like repaint all of history as if like the most basic truth of a baby boy is
00:41:43.300
born. Here it is. It's like, nah, nah, no, it ain't. That might be a girl. That's a sign.
00:41:47.620
That's a sign. That might be a girl. All right. So watch this guy get continually, uh, henpecked
00:41:52.620
and hamstrung by the, uh, homosexuals. Okay. So what I'm saying is for women, what's the
00:41:58.740
language? Assigned female at birth. Okay. So for women who are assigned female at birth
00:42:04.200
and stick to that. And for whom that is consistent with how they identify and who, for whom that's
00:42:08.840
good. That's a lot of words. Who stick with it. Okay. You are in a commitment for a stance.
00:42:13.180
Do the work. Do the work. Come on. Teach me. Do the work. Do it again. For whom? For
00:42:17.800
whom? It's consistent with how they identify. Okay. So for women who had, who were assigned
00:42:22.680
female at birth and it's consistent with how they identify. Imagine do the work equals say
00:42:27.280
what I just said. Imagine getting humiliated like that. And it's like the most backwards
00:42:33.420
incorrect thing. Yeah. And you need to do the work and it's like dead wrong. Complete
00:42:38.020
opposite. And it wins no one over. All it does is show that there's a new person.
00:42:43.180
In charge. Exactly. You're not winning people over and going, Oh, this is a new way of thinking.
00:42:46.920
Oh, that kind of makes sense. We were wrong the whole time. Yeah. Boys and girls isn't
00:42:50.400
boys and girls. Okay. Instead, it's just saying, Hey, guys aren't in charge anymore. We got this
00:42:57.120
new regime overhead. They're like literally off screen right here telling me what to say.
00:43:02.260
And yeah, there's nothing natural about a woman being a woman at birth. Someone else is in
00:43:08.100
charge. Someone else is running in the thing. And that's like the breakfast club is one of
00:43:12.940
those things that they want to take over. They want you to police you and not say your true
00:43:17.080
feelings and, uh, all that stuff. And I said to you, uh, before we started filming, I love,
00:43:22.380
you know, we have this podcast and obviously we don't believe any of the, uh, Marxist, you
00:43:27.220
know, death spiral, as I call it towards no logic. Um, and the people who do like this guy
00:43:33.340
is on the edge. He he's, he's going that direction. Cause he's saying exactly what, but it's like
00:43:37.880
for the people who do, or who even passively do like the, the random guy from high school
00:43:42.920
will put he, him in his bio, you know, it's like, Hey buddy, enjoy your next homework assignment.
00:43:48.740
Can't wait to see what it is. You know, it's not gonna, you're not exactly. There's no end
00:43:53.000
point. Yeah. There's going to be something new that you have to whole reshuffle your whole
00:43:57.280
identity. And Oh yeah. Sizz man, you know, email signature. Exactly. Oh, that's a person who's
00:44:03.000
attracted to minors. Yeah. We don't even know what it's going to be, but enjoy your next homework
00:44:07.300
assignment. If you play by those rules. Yeah. It is a never ending slippery slope and there's
00:44:12.200
never, it's never progressive enough. There's always another group that can be brought to the
00:44:16.460
front and it's going to be pedophiles soon. Yep. Um, they want. All right. Let's get into the
00:44:21.380
trans. Now we've kind of like Leah, you know, got him liaisoned our way into it. That was like a
00:44:29.340
liaison clip. Okay. Sure. In between, in between on trans and trans. All right. All
00:44:34.380
right. All right. Brackish water. Okay. That would be good. Yeah. That was brackish. Now
00:44:38.420
we're fully into the trans cringe. Do you want a dad? The lesbian's asking. And really quick
00:44:44.300
before we play it, look at this woman who's asking, she's not one of the moms. Um, but
00:44:50.440
it's like, you can tell she's just ready to, to correct and jump. And you're asking questions
00:44:56.280
like, Oh, I'm just asking questions, but anything you say, I'm, I'm asking questions
00:44:59.920
and she digs her nails into your shoulder. Like the Ben Shapiro trans interaction. Say
00:45:04.200
that again, Ben. All right. We got a nice Ben clip later too. Yeah, we do. Do you ever
00:45:10.640
wish, which she has two moms. I'm not one of them, but she has two. Do you ever wish that
00:45:16.060
you had a dad? Yes. Why? Because, um, dads are, um, a little bit, um, a little bit,
00:45:25.960
um, stronger, kind of. But girls can be stronger. Have you seen your mothers? They're very
00:45:33.520
strong. Um, not as strong as Uncle Michael. Oh yeah. So what do you need a stronger person
00:45:40.660
for? To like lift heavier things? No, to lift me up. Oh, to lift you up. And some, I once
00:45:46.400
heard someone that has a dad and I made friends with them and they, she said, um, in the pool,
00:45:50.960
there's this floatie and she, they lay in it and the dad and their dad picks them, the floatie
00:45:57.880
up. He picks it up and we'll get like this and then they like clean our tent. Okay. So
00:46:03.120
you want a dad so he can lift things, including you? Yes. Okay. Are there any other reasons
00:46:08.100
you want a dad? Um, no, not really. So really you just want your moms to go to the gym and
00:46:12.960
get stronger. So if your moms could lift you over your head in the pool, would you still want
00:46:18.520
a dad? Yes. Uh, isn't that sad? And then you have like that, I don't know what that
00:46:25.580
person is. They, them or whatever. It's a butch lesbian. Let's, we, we all know what
00:46:30.560
we're doing here, right? Yeah. And then you have that person. It's a group of butch lesbians
00:46:34.480
and they're looking to correct. Yeah. And it's like the most basic yearning of a child to
00:46:40.100
have a father. And then you're trying to like jump in and go, well, no, your mom's
00:46:44.500
work. Your mom's are strong too. As long as your mom can shoulder press 150. Oh, you
00:46:48.760
want to just get picked up? Your mom can pick you up. You don't want a dad. It's like
00:46:52.000
they're totally missing the point of like yearning for a masculine energy. Yeah. It's
00:46:56.860
so sad. And at the end it's like, Oh, if your mom could pick you up, would you still
00:46:59.660
want a dad? Yeah. Yes. That's so sad. Not good, man. That lady has got a demon face
00:47:04.740
too. And she, and then, you know, they filmed it thinking the what they were going to come
00:47:09.140
out looking good, get a girl who's got two moms and says, I don't need a dad. Like that's
00:47:13.260
their dream. It's like all those lesbians just hate guys. Yeah. Also, we forgot to
00:47:17.060
mention earlier in housekeeping, tickle the post. Oh, juice the algo, tickle, tickle.
00:47:22.300
We almost forgot, but leave a comment. Go ahead and hit the like button now. Thank
00:47:27.120
you. That helps. And then leave a little comment for us. Wish us a happy summer. Enjoy
00:47:31.300
vacation. Yeah. Stuff like that. Make sure you guys get in the thing. We need to
00:47:35.640
manipulate the algorithm. Yeah. All right. Next the trans, uh, speech in high school,
00:47:41.540
dead poet society here. Yeah. Future dead poet society, actually. Yeah.
00:47:47.300
I want you to like everything on this one. So if you're not in a mental good mental state,
00:47:53.380
leave. I'm sorry. Uh, this poem is called the hands of fate and it's, um, free verse.
00:47:59.340
The hands of fate play with me like a marionette. They control my every movement, stripping control
00:48:05.920
from me. I am forced to watch as they play doll with my life, as they swing me around like a toy.
00:48:12.880
I want it to end. I want it to end. I want it to end. Please. I want the eyes gone. Stop watching me.
00:48:20.260
Stop controlling me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. End it for me. Save me from this fate of no control.
00:48:27.860
Grant me the comfort of death's cold arms. Please. Please. Please. I want it to end. I want to be gone.
00:48:34.420
I want death. I crave for love. I crave for hate. I crave for apathy. So allow me to fall and to submit
00:48:41.760
to my lady of death and to give up the pain of life. All right. Hey, next up's the kid with the
00:48:50.980
dinosaur diorama. Like, Oh, holding a volcano with baking soda going. Oh, okay. Yeah. I wrote a poem
00:48:58.760
about baseball. Uh, so yeah, here's the thing too. If you're going to give a poem, you're going to get
00:49:08.240
critiqued on the content just because it's intense and you're saying some, you know, behind the curtain
00:49:12.980
shit. Yeah. Doesn't mean the poem was good. A little heavy handed. I want to die. I want to die. I want to
00:49:18.480
die. Ever heard a show. Don't tell. Yeah. When do we maybe do like a metaphor or some sort of
00:49:25.400
euphemism, any sort of illusions, maybe, maybe some literary tools that aren't so fucking over the
00:49:31.860
head, hitting you over the head with it. The extension cord from the garage, the, you know,
00:49:35.900
final hug around my neck or something, you know, you could have done a little, you know,
00:49:40.860
one last meal of mom's pills and the medicine cabinet. Yeah. Also, if the teacher does anything
00:49:47.420
else other than immediately pick up the phone, call the principal, call the school psychologist,
00:49:52.740
call DCFS. Yeah. Then you're not doing your job as a teacher. You just had someone basically.
00:49:58.120
Yeah. Alt fem trans boy to the principal's office, please. Alt fem trans boy to the principals.
00:50:02.820
And you get there. Your father is here. Your parents are there. Well, actually your father,
00:50:06.340
I don't know if they got one, but your moms are there. Yeah. Your, your parents are, your parents
00:50:10.940
are there. The cops are there. The school psychiatrist who you kind of see like once a
00:50:14.820
month is there and you're basically 51 50 is how that should go. Yeah. We're going to send you to
00:50:21.100
camp in Wyoming for a while. You're going to camp out. Yeah, exactly. Um, all right. That's basically
00:50:27.120
all I had for that. But yeah, you're, you're basically saying you're getting manipulated like a
00:50:32.100
marionette, like a puppet with the strings and you, you hear the voices and see the eyes and you have
00:50:37.980
no control. Maybe we shouldn't give that person gender affirming care. Maybe, I don't know. I'm
00:50:45.180
not a doctor, right? Maybe she needs to speak to a priest for, let's just say an exorcism.
00:50:51.400
Yeah. The priest, you need an exorcism. You need an exorcism. His is just as heavy handed.
00:50:56.860
It's not, it's not even subtle. And that's interesting because people would say exorcism. That's
00:51:01.660
stupid. That's like science fiction stuff, but it's like the person saying, I'm seeing the eyes,
00:51:06.120
I'm hearing the voices, they're controlling my behavior. We're already past rational world
00:51:11.840
explanations. Yeah. All right. Let's move on to the, uh, trans slash bi slash women are the most
00:51:19.700
likely to have long COVID. Yeah. So, um, this week we kind of wanted to do a COVID update section,
00:51:26.020
um, that just kind of includes a look in the life of some of these people who are still
00:51:31.660
living like it's March, 2020 and we don't know anything about COVID. Yeah. And, uh, we were
00:51:37.940
calling them off camera. We were calling them the, uh, Japanese people hidden in the forest
00:51:43.020
who are still fighting world war II. Yeah. It's kind of, kind of the same energy. Um, but yeah,
00:51:48.260
so, but one thing we've been, we've been seeing a lot, uh, why have over 20% of bisexuals had long
00:51:53.980
COVID? The CDC designated long COVID as a protected class. Why does it, does it have a disproportionate
00:51:59.440
number of women, transgenders and bisexuals? Cause you guys aren't tough and anything you
00:52:05.040
can complain about, you complain about, and then you look into it and you think you find a reason
00:52:08.660
why, you know, I have a brain fog or I can't think. And it's cause you're, you're looking for
00:52:14.520
excuses. Yeah. Um, women more likely to have long COVID and then transgender people are through the
00:52:20.280
roof. So it's almost like there's this kind of an inherited or some sort of attention seeking
00:52:26.220
trait with those types of people. Yeah. I would say so too. And I don't buy it. Yeah. Me neither.
00:52:31.740
Hey, I don't buy it. Me neither. And there was that lady with the mask. You see her? Oh yeah. Yeah.
00:52:36.860
Are we going to go through these people? So, uh, this woman goes, I recently went to a conference
00:52:42.300
in Colorado. How did I do so relatively safely respirator with a double-sided tape, maintaining
00:52:47.900
the seal, stoggles, an Ovid nasal spray three times a day, motel with no shared ventilation and a 24
00:52:54.080
hour cross country drive there and back. This is hashtag living with COVID. What a fucking idiot.
00:53:00.160
And then this other one, we'll, we'll just go through this quickly just because it's pretty
00:53:03.760
funny that people are still living like this, but this guy posted, this is my bed in the garage
00:53:07.800
because my partner has dropped precautions. I take precautions a hundred percent of the time.
00:53:12.660
Don't tell me that this hasn't upended every fucking second of my life. Here's his tent with
00:53:17.760
a little, uh, in the garage with some sort of air filter. It's like, if you don't do that,
00:53:22.900
you'll, nothing's going to happen. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? It's like the, we talked about this a
00:53:27.940
little bit. It's like the people on TLC who are like, Oh, I'm addicted to eating the couch.
00:53:32.900
Yeah. I just started eating the cushions and now I've eaten three whole couches. Yeah. And it's
00:53:38.540
like the every we have society has like a certain percent of like wired wrong kind of Muppets.
00:53:44.700
And then like, there's just a bunch that just, instead of eating the couch or eating plastic bags
00:53:49.500
or eating a baby powder, they, they just really took COVID seriously. Yeah. It's like my strange
00:53:55.700
addiction, but it's for suffering under COVID. Right. Yeah. Like that lady with the mask,
00:53:59.840
she's got the dog in her. Yeah. She's got something. I don't know if it's a dog, but she's
00:54:03.840
got, well, she's got a dog. It's just not a good one. Exactly. It just makes her do all that
00:54:07.860
stuff. It's like, she's like a prepper. And then like, they pulled the trigger. Like,
00:54:11.940
Hey, it happened. It's time is we're prepping. It happened. Yeah. They just pulled the trigger
00:54:15.580
maybe prematurely. Yeah. And then some other mass guy in the tent garage, uh, picture,
00:54:20.900
he replies and goes, I'd leave them. Sorry to say like, and the guy goes, this has occurred
00:54:25.100
to me. Like he's thinking about breaking up with his wife because, uh, she's dropping precautions
00:54:30.120
on COVID, uh, three and a half years later. What is it? Three years? Yeah. Full three.
00:54:35.060
That's actually crazy. And he's tweeting about it too. Oh yeah.
00:54:37.860
And it's interesting because people will post that. Like they posted those pictures
00:54:42.300
and they'll get some hate and they'll get made fun of on like fat people's podcasts or whatever.
00:54:47.400
Yeah. But they'll also get the community. Who's like, you're doing the right thing. Don't let
00:54:52.100
anyone stop you. This is the correct thing. Everyone else is wrong. You're right. Leave your husband,
00:54:57.400
blah, blah, blah. And we talked about this yesterday. We kind of realized like the community
00:55:02.940
used to be your local community, right? Yeah. Say you lived in a town of 50,000 people,
00:55:07.460
you know, there's the, you know, there's a community and there's like little things you
00:55:10.420
can do to interact with people. Great. But now the online community has made communities for groups
00:55:17.640
that probably don't need them. Like if you were back in the day in the fifties and you were one of
00:55:22.800
those weird guys who would like huff undies. Yeah. Panty sniffers, panty sniffers, you're huffing
00:55:27.200
undies. It's like a, you break into someone's house, you huff an undie. Yeah.
00:55:31.120
Maybe escalate to a serial killer. Maybe you just keep huffing.
00:55:34.180
You're probably just going to be a huffy under, right? Yeah. Undie huffer. Yep. Right. Undie
00:55:39.780
huffer. Yep. So you're going to be an undie huffer and it's not a good quality. It's not a good
00:55:44.000
hobby. You do it in secret. You'd have shame. You'd bounce around. Exactly. No one would ever go.
00:55:49.100
Yeah, I do it too. We enable each other. Exactly. But now because of the internet and then like
00:55:54.100
this thing for like communities, everyone gets a community. You could go online and find a
00:56:00.180
community of undie huffers of like a hundred thousand people worldwide who are all in this
00:56:05.080
group of undie huffers. And then they'd be like, oh, this is great. You should do it this way. Oh,
00:56:09.840
these undies I just found. This is where I get them from. This is how I do it.
00:56:13.500
So it's like you can find a group and you can build a community around a bad thing and then it would be
00:56:19.960
passed as good because there's a community around it. Or at least enabled, maybe not even passed as good,
00:56:25.160
but enabled and like, you know, that thing. Which is a problem. Cause it's like,
00:56:28.000
if you weren't back in the day and you went to your local YMCA and you'd go, Hey,
00:56:31.340
I'm an undie huffer. Who's huffing with me? And everyone would go, what? Get out of here,
00:56:34.900
freak. And then like that guy would leave and then he would never do that again. And then people
00:56:38.660
would have eyes on him and be like, that's the weird guy. He's blah, blah, blah. But now shame is
00:56:43.260
gone. That's been removed from society. And then you have people building communities around freak
00:56:47.880
shit that shouldn't have communities built. And it's actually a problem.
00:56:51.180
And the, and the main thing is like the earth is so big and the world is so unfathomably big that
00:56:59.160
it's like, there's 350 million people in America, right? 10% of that is 35 million. 10% of that is
00:57:06.800
3.5 million. 10% of that 350 K. And then you get down all the way to like 0.0001% of the population
00:57:15.000
doing something. And you still got 35,000 people who love to huff undies. Yeah. And it's like dark.
00:57:20.500
You, you guys in the, in the old days, you should never meet each other.
00:57:24.040
Yeah. For now they're all meeting and it's like less shame and more public and more.
00:57:27.980
Normalize it. And then they go up and here we are. Yeah. So that's the problem. Communities
00:57:33.100
aren't for everybody. Not every group needs a community. Communities aren't always good.
00:57:37.500
Communities around good things are good. Church, baseball, whatever. Don't volunteering in town.
00:57:45.020
Yeah. Events, parades. Great. Taxidermy, literally anything, any normal hobby, you know,
00:57:51.840
that once you get into the weird shit, just because there's a community don't mean it's
00:57:54.860
right. All right. That's the end of cringe of the week. Good. We're doing nice pacing was today.
00:57:58.960
Good. We are now into urban decay. We have some Juneteenth highlights. There was like what
00:58:06.000
million people shot in Juneteenth. Yeah. I saw over a hundred shot 12 dead, but you know,
00:58:12.520
that's just an average summer weekend for the urban community as well. So, you know,
00:58:16.840
it's schools out, no more going to the library and doing homework. Yeah. Library's closed. I just
00:58:21.760
got my library card on gang. So let's start with the Milwaukee, uh, shooting. How do you spell
00:58:28.520
Milwaukee? Milwaukee. I spelled it like this. Yeah. That's stupid. That's the guy who orders a Spanish
00:58:36.020
book. M-I-U-A-K-E-E. There's no L. Yeah. Miliwake. Um, but yeah, so this was a, uh, little tussle
00:58:46.060
and a little shooting, low light shooting that happened on Juneteenth on MLK Boulevard. Classic.
00:58:52.320
So. Looks like a little scuffle. Looks like some sort of argument. There she go. There she
00:59:04.780
go. There she go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. And the crowd follows, you know, everybody's
00:59:14.460
kind of like, it's a human wave moving with the action. There's kids there. There's a lot of kids
00:59:22.240
there. Oh yeah. Black queen. She has on her shirt. Shot, shot, shot, shot. Pop, pop, pop, pop. All
00:59:33.520
right. They run away. That's it. There's a fight. So basically they were at a Juneteenth event. Yeah.
00:59:38.880
Block party. A block party. Everything was supposed to be going good. And then something happened.
00:59:44.460
Where there was an interaction where someone made the assessment. This person I'm interacting
00:59:49.420
with needs to die by a gun. I'm going to shoot them right now. Yep. Have you ever made that
00:59:56.080
assessment in your life? Can't say that I have my friend. Have you ever looked across in
00:59:59.820
the person, uh, looked at the person across from you and said, ah, I need to shoot this
01:00:03.980
guy and probably kill him. Well, I've never had a gun really pointed at me. So no. Yeah.
01:00:09.600
I've never been in a war. Yeah. So no. And that just seems to kind of happen all
01:00:14.360
the time. Yeah. Imagine like that assessment that you would make in your head that you need
01:00:19.740
to shoot someone, how rare that would be. Oh, there's someone in my house and they're
01:00:22.660
going in, they're in, they're going into the, my kid's room. I'm already backed into
01:00:26.800
a corner. They have a gun. Uh, they've, they've yelled that they're going to kill me. You know,
01:00:32.080
like you need like kind of like three of those criteria before you even do it. But this guy
01:00:36.560
needed a little bit of pushing and then pop, pop, pop. So that's how that went down. It's
01:00:42.300
all on Martin Luther King Boulevard. Yeah. So honoring the great MLK on Juneteenth. Thank
01:00:46.580
you, Milwaukee. Yeah. And then people are going to, I saw a meme that was like, uh, we're
01:00:51.620
moving because of the content of their character. Yeah. Well, Hey, it's like Martin Luther King.
01:00:56.700
I want people to be judging them not on the color of their skin, but the content of their
01:00:59.020
character. All right. There's some content right there. Yeah. There's some content of some
01:01:03.140
characters right there. I don't, I don't see color, but I do. I do see the gun. I do hear
01:01:08.220
gunshots though. I don't see color, but I do hear pop, pop, pop, pop. Yeah. Um, uh, let's go
01:01:13.380
to the next one. The McDonald's clip. This is on Juneteenth as well. Juneteenth as well in
01:01:17.180
California, I believe, right? California, McDonald's.
01:01:59.080
And it's like the attacks, like minimum wage Mexican.
01:02:03.000
Yeah. Like the, the least oppressive group on earth. You just had to bully and beat up
01:02:08.380
just to what? Try to steal the register that you couldn't get open and what? Ruin your life.
01:02:14.620
Yeah. We've talked about this before. There's a lot of ways to like see this coming.
01:02:19.300
Where you hear a repetitive thing. Like I need my phone. I need my phone. I need my phone.
01:02:25.180
And it's like, you hear someone like the battle cry. I need my phone. I need my phone. And then,
01:02:29.240
you know, like, all right, something's about to happen. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door.
01:02:34.260
And then there is like a thing. And it's at the last clip and this clip too,
01:02:37.400
where it's like the mob is kind of going like this and then it starts moving in a certain way.
01:02:42.700
And it's like when you see like the undercurrent, like the riptide at the beach.
01:02:48.200
And it's like, oh, the water's getting sucked out. There's like this weird thing. And then like
01:02:51.800
all the water. And it's like, you can just kind of see the fight developing in here. I need my phone.
01:02:55.800
I need my phone. And then next thing you know, you're sucked out. You're in the middle of a fight.
01:03:02.060
You never know when the pop, pop, pop's coming. Yeah. All right. Let's move on. We had,
01:03:08.400
there's a local New Orleans TikToker who made some Juneteenth content. And this is what he
01:03:13.940
recommended. We can't play the music, but it's top five things white people can do on Juneteenth.
01:03:18.580
Give money to black people, give money to black people, give money to black people,
01:03:21.560
give money to black people and smile, which is kind of pathetic. Maybe that's why the people at
01:03:27.000
McDonald's were fighting. They didn't have cash. Yeah. Nobody gave them money on Juneteenth.
01:03:30.940
They needed to pay for the food. And then they probably embarrassed because they had
01:03:34.480
their fortunes taken from them through slavery. My favorite thing is the lessons are give them
01:03:40.360
money. All, every lesson is give them money. It's not treat them like equals. It's not hire them for
01:03:46.180
competent positions. We want jobs. Yeah. We want a chance. Yeah. It's not give them the leg up or give
01:03:52.280
them extra attention or something in school. It's just money, please. It's money time now.
01:03:57.600
Need money, money now. And that guy lives in New Orleans. So I'm sure he'll have the
01:04:02.080
opportunity soon to give black people money and he'll probably give them, there's his phone too.
01:04:06.660
Yeah. You know, they'll probably pull out some sort of weapon or threaten him.
01:04:10.540
They'll check out their firearms. Say, empty your pockets.
01:04:14.900
We'll have to bleep that. Empty your pockets, pussy.
01:04:18.880
Yeah. Exactly. And then he'll give them all the cash and his wallet with his cards and his phone
01:04:26.060
and his car. Yeah. He'll have the opportunity to give all those reparations. Won't be a donation,
01:04:31.700
but it will be taken from him. So same thing, right? Same difference. Exactly. All right. Moving
01:04:37.140
on the Facebook live shooting. This one's a fascinating look at the culture here.
01:04:42.620
Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down, baby. There's the battle cry.
01:04:48.340
Put it down. Let's get at one. So she's in a trance.
01:04:52.740
Oh, you want to shoot? You want to shoot? You want to shoot? Oh, okay. You want to shoot?
01:05:00.080
You want to shoot? I got one too. I got one too. I got one too. Fuck you talking about?
01:05:06.420
Don't play with me, bitch. Don't nobody shoot at me. Fuck wrong with you hoes. Got me fucked up.
01:05:10.860
Bitch, that's the last time. Bitch, that's the last time. I better fire y'all shit up.
01:05:22.120
Bitch, I don't play with nobody. Bitch, I don't play with me. Bitch, I'll walk you hoes down.
01:05:27.280
Bitch, I don't play with me. Don't shoot at me, hoes. Y'all got me fucked up out here. Don't shoot at me.
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That's on Facebook live. We've seen enough. Yeah. And then a cop would come at the end of that,
01:05:37.800
put one of them down. Put one of them to sleep forever.
01:05:41.680
And then there would be a police brutality, white supremacy, this woman was killed by a cop,
01:05:50.580
and it would be GoFundMe, it would be George Floyd all over again.
01:05:55.160
Yeah. So fascinating behavior and the fact that both of them, one's live on Facebook and they're
01:06:01.160
both willing to just take pot shots at each other from a distance. Crazy. It's not just like,
01:06:07.600
oh man, there's one criminal here. It's two people who are totally recklessly endangering
01:06:12.360
the lives of everyone around. I'm firing like this. And you're shooting in a neighborhood.
01:06:16.720
Yeah. So it's like, if you're not hitting the person, those are going into houses. Yeah.
01:06:21.080
Those are going into the neighborhood. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah. Like that. And then next,
01:06:25.420
let's play the clip of the, uh, I could get killed for the color of my skin. Yeah. Let's see.
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His daughter's crying because she could die from the color of her skin. That's the lesson
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ingrained. And that's what the mom has her say. Cause the mom goes, say it again in the
01:06:48.160
beginning of the video. Yeah. So that's the same as like the, the paint, the anti-patriarchy
01:06:52.620
people from cringe. Yeah. Where it's like, you have like this woman who's just instilling
01:06:57.520
like toxic ways of thinking. I could get killed from the color of my skin. Jamie, pull up the,
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uh, FBI crime stats, please. That should be a white people should be telling their kids
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that. Oh, don't go to, don't go to the certain areas in the city. There's one for the color.
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There's one skin color that really does all the killing. Yeah. You know, that's like a lesson
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you really like nobody would ever do. Right. Yeah. But you really should tell that to your kids
01:07:22.580
like, Hey, so there's one group. They do 55% of the murders and they're a very small group. So
01:07:29.380
you've got to be cautious around them. Instead it's the BLM. I could get killed for the color of my
01:07:34.020
skin. Don't worry about white people. Don't worry about white cops. Yeah. Really don't worry about
01:07:38.920
white cops, especially after 2020 and stuff. Cause they, you, you have to be pointing a gun at their
01:07:43.400
head and being like, I'm about to pull it before a white cop shoots you now.
01:07:47.220
Yeah. You know, um, I would kill the color of my skin and it's like killed by who? Yeah. So
01:07:53.580
unbelievable lesson. You have it backwards as always, you have it backwards and upside down.
01:07:59.080
Good luck to you out there. And that's like the medic says, this makes that point to our
01:08:03.020
favorite Twitter account. Um, where it's like, not only, not only do you have it wrong, you have
01:08:09.080
it dead backwards and you're like in a fantasy world where it's like, you can get killed by the
01:08:13.980
color of your skin by white supremacists. And it's like, not only is there not the problem
01:08:17.180
white supremacists, there's like zero white supremacists. And if anything, you get killed
01:08:21.380
by other black people. So it's like, not only do you have it wrong, you have it completely wrong.
01:08:26.680
And you know, what's funny about that too, is like, um, there's a certain subset of like rappers
01:08:31.800
who back in like 2010, 2011, 2009, like that kind of era would just always say, man, we killing each
01:08:39.800
other. Like we need to get that sorted out first. And that kind of went away.
01:08:44.120
Yeah. He made a G today. He made it a sleazy way selling crack to the kids.
01:08:48.320
Well, but that's an example of like, of course, doing the wrong thing in the community. And then
01:08:52.200
it looks in the rappers are looking down on it. Now it's like, I killed so-and-so I gave,
01:08:58.420
I killed so-and-so right after the dry cleaner, self-incriminating evidence, like, you know,
01:09:03.540
but no, there was a long time where people were actually rapping or talking honestly about issues
01:09:10.440
in the black community. And I think that's what it takes to do better attitude. Exactly. And now
01:09:15.500
it's the opposite. We killing each other over a chain over shoes and stuff like that. Yeah. And
01:09:21.080
then that was done on purpose because, you know, they, they, they purposely only promote certain
01:09:27.020
rappers. That's who gets the deals is the ones who are talking about drinking lean and doing drugs and
01:09:32.540
selling drugs and shooting people. Yeah. You got little Nas X and then everyone else becomes a
01:09:36.840
twink and they, and they make everyone else a homosexual. All right, let's play the guy in the
01:09:40.340
store. And this one, this one coming up, it's a guy who works at the store. Someone comes in with
01:09:44.940
no shirt on, starts yelling. And then the guy in the store pulls out a gun and kills the guy.
01:09:49.000
That's what I said. Be a man. Come on. Stop talking. Come on. Come on. We can get this old
01:09:58.640
fucking thing to the right now on God. On God. It'll be your last day at work. You're living
01:10:02.740
here. He's been on God. Look at that white guy getting his high noons.
01:10:06.600
Yeah. So now he goes out with a gun. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
01:10:34.600
Oh my God. Is there anything else? No, that's pretty much it. He comes back in. Everyone's
01:10:54.180
hiding and crouched. Then Ben Shapiro commentary on this was actually kind of crazy. Quit playing,
01:11:00.320
N-word. Why would Ben say that? Holy shit. That's crazy that Ben said. Quit playing,
01:11:07.320
N-word. That's not out of context at all. That was what he said about that. Damn. So yeah,
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this is, yeah, you're in the store. You're working at the store. When would you shoot somebody with a
01:11:19.640
gun? Oh, he had his shirt off and was saying, let's go. We'll do this right now. Hey, buddy,
01:11:24.740
I got it. I got to work here. You got to get out of here. I'm calling the cops.
01:11:27.860
But there's a certain threshold now and the threshold's getting lower and lower.
01:11:31.860
Like though, these, some of the white guys I saw standing around, get the fuck out of there.
01:11:36.520
Like you see these escalating beefs with like 90 IQ people. It's like, I don't need to be here right
01:11:43.240
now. I really don't need to be here right now. Exactly. Which is what our next clip is.
01:11:47.300
And it's not being a pussy. If you leave it like the first sign of something, it's just like,
01:11:50.620
I'm above this. I value life. I have real goals. Uh, this is not who I need to be around,
01:11:55.940
right? Exactly. You have a life that's worth living. You're not ready to throw it down for
01:12:00.120
anything like an animal. Yep. And that's what this next guy did at the gas station. Smartest dad of
01:12:05.460
the year. Base mug if this is you. DM us if this is you. We'll send you a whole thing of merch for
01:12:11.180
your whole family. Brandishing. You need to get the hell out of the way. Hold them up to where? The
01:12:34.040
windows. Yep. With full banana clips. Yep. You can get your gas somewhere else. There's
01:12:43.620
hundreds. You won't believe it when I tell you there's hundreds of places to get gas.
01:12:47.740
And maybe people would say, oh, he's racist for saying those black guys. Those black guys
01:12:52.340
with the guns in the window. With the banana clips. Brandishing their weapons. It's a good
01:12:55.920
thing he didn't go bloop bloop. Yeah. Or go like this. Let's go bloop bloop bloop. Because
01:13:00.320
then they would have gone, gotta kill that guy. Yeah. For making that bird sound.
01:13:04.040
And having those signals we don't recognize. Yep. But yeah. Hats head on the swivel shit.
01:13:07.900
That's how you have to live. Yeah. You need to be head on a swiveling. You need to be constantly
01:13:11.800
looking. Especially if you're the patriarch of a family. You don't need to be asking for
01:13:16.900
permission to hug your grandson. You need to be constantly scanning for threats. And let the
01:13:21.180
women live in the fantasy world where they think that's important. Where, you know, child consent
01:13:26.140
on a grandpa hug. And you protect the family. Constantly scanning for guns and threats. Yeah.
01:13:31.400
Exactly. Um, Uber. Can you read that next? Uh, I think it's, I don't know if it's an article,
01:13:36.400
right? No, it's, it was a, uh, it was an automated message sent to someone. Uber now detects if
01:13:41.640
drivers avoid dangerous areas and threaten that threatens them with loss of employment
01:13:45.660
and legal action if they continue to do so. So it says, we have detected that you have rejected
01:13:50.740
a disproportionate percentage of trip requests heading to a certain neighborhoods, heading to
01:13:55.360
certain neighborhoods that are largely comprised of low income residents, minority residents,
01:13:58.740
and, or other residents who may belong to certain disadvantaged communities. As a reminder,
01:14:03.800
rejecting requests solely to avoid particular neighborhoods due to the characteristics of
01:14:07.440
the people or businesses that are located in those areas is prohibited under state law and
01:14:12.580
violates Uber's community guidelines. If we detect similar patterns of trip rejections,
01:14:19.900
So corporate, corporate, what is it? Companies are making you go against your gut. Don't trust
01:14:27.920
your gut. No, no, don't trust your gut. Don't have preferences. Do what the corporate wants you
01:14:32.840
to do. Go into the unsafe neighborhoods because black people, uh, can get more cancellations and
01:14:38.140
have a harder time getting a ride. Don't trust your gut. You have to go against your gut and work for
01:14:44.520
the rideshare company and risk your life. Yeah. That's what they're saying. For the no tip.
01:14:49.240
Yeah. For the no tip ride. Exactly. So yeah. What, what, what do we have? We have state enforced
01:14:55.700
homosexuality now with Joe and now we have corporate enforced, um, danger zone or whatever. Yeah. Anti-gut
01:15:04.240
trusting. And yeah, exactly. Ignore your, uh, you know, those, those, those, uh, hairs that stand up
01:15:10.160
on the back of your neck and like all those little things. It's so funny. Cause there's like prejudice.
01:15:14.360
There's entire books that are written for girls to like, listen to your heart and like,
01:15:19.420
it don't ignore that feeling. If something seems off, go get out of there, save yourself from a
01:15:24.740
kidnapping and a murder and whatever. And then Uber's like, you have to go, you must go. Otherwise
01:15:29.460
you can't be our little driver slave for longer. So yeah, it's fucked up. All right. Last clip of
01:15:35.160
urban decay. The guy who's throwing the rocks and then he gets dealt with. Yeah. White. Here's the
01:15:39.700
white urban decay. Here's white urban decay. Everybody's represented. This guy is belligerent.
01:15:45.400
They're on a nice, it looks like they're on a lake. He's throwing rocks. He's a street rat. I
01:15:51.580
guess he threw one rock at that house and now he's moving to a next house and the neighborhood
01:15:57.760
boys are watching him. And you notice the neighborhood boys are all kind of coming together
01:16:01.700
to stop this. No one's going, Oh shit. He going up world star. Oh shit. He's going crazy. Oh,
01:16:08.480
throw another one. Oh, he broke it. No one's doing that. They're all going up. We got a problem
01:16:13.560
and they all kind of group up. You just smashed a window. Breaks another window. And then here
01:16:20.400
comes the, here comes the law. Yep. Golf cart. Billy. Boom. Stomps him. Gets him. And they ran
01:16:27.000
him over and pinned him. Yep. They got together. You know, when you live on a lake, not in my
01:16:33.100
neighborhood. This is nice. Like middle-class on a lake. That's not where you do this type
01:16:38.980
of behavior. And that guy right there has got Birkenstocks on. Yep. We're taking them back
01:16:42.940
from hipster pussies. Yeah. Ratboy is a big Birkenstocks advocate. I am not. I think it's
01:16:48.840
hippie bullshit. We're not allowed to wear those where I grew up. Um, but Ratboy thinks we can
01:16:53.780
take them back from the hippies. Yeah. They're great shoes. They're leather. They never smell like
01:16:58.740
they don't take any smell from your feet. They mold to your foot. We've let pussies
01:17:03.320
have them for too long. I'm taking them back. Join me and don't let your family histories
01:17:08.620
of being bullied for wanting Birkenstocks affect your decision-making now because they're
01:17:13.180
a utilitarian shoe and you have some deep rooted family issues where you got bullied
01:17:17.800
for it. Utilitarian. You got bullied, bro. It's hippie shoes. Yeah. We're taking them
01:17:25.920
back. So join me on that fight. You can let me know when it's done. Um, all right.
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01:18:24.620
guy folds up. This is just a two second clip. I thought it was just funny. Hey, hey, bro.
01:18:33.580
You all right? He's good. And then the next one is the homeless guys versus AI. So someone
01:18:40.520
makes an AI robot with chat GPT, a body and set it free in public. I apologize if there
01:18:48.720
was any confusion. I am an AI language model developed by open AI for chat GPT. I am here
01:18:53.740
to provide information, answer the questions, engage in conversations. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:19:00.400
whoa, whoa, a robot. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. See,
01:19:05.020
that homeless guy gets it. He can probably from the future. He knows what this means. Yeah. He
01:19:09.860
knows what happens. Ted K. Ted Kaczynski. Yeah. Junior. Exactly. That was great. How he
01:19:15.600
knew. Nipped it in the bud. Yeah. All right. The motorbike guy on the ramp. I think that's
01:19:20.040
urban decay. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that's uplifting. Let the guy do his robot bit. Don't
01:19:25.860
ruin it. But I guess he got the clip. So. But then you, you're doing it on the homeless
01:19:31.520
person. You can't trust them. Yeah, I guess. Whatever. He knew it was a snake when he picked
01:19:37.180
it up. True. Type of thing. True. All right. The motorbike ramp guy. This is white excellence
01:19:42.460
in my mind. You see how smooth he goes from the jump to turning, right? Look at that. Look
01:19:54.800
how smooth that is. That's great. It's a good skill. Yeah, that is. Yeah. It's also how you
01:20:01.400
get an absolute compound fracture and your femur needs eight screws in it. But who am I to,
01:20:05.560
you know? Yeah. That could easily be on cringe injury section one of these weeks. Yeah.
01:20:10.340
The nobody working at the store. High trust society shit here. There's nobody at Gaggo. So
01:20:16.840
I'm ringing people out today. All right. Your balance is 439. Cash or card? All right.
01:20:24.280
All right. You're all set there, sir. All right, man. All right. You have a good night.
01:20:27.560
You have a good night. Will this be all for you? Yes, it will. Thank you for that.
01:20:32.340
Our total comes out to 269. All right. My co-worker over here will help you out. I figured
01:20:39.080
out how to do the card machine, but I couldn't figure out how to do the cash. So I'll let you
01:20:45.120
take care of it. Okay. I'm sorry, but who are you? I'm Justin. Justin? Oh, okay. I don't. I've been
01:20:53.960
out the last week if you're new. Yeah, today's my first day. Oh. Okay. So he just started ringing
01:21:01.940
up everyone at the register. I just started today. That's good stuff. That's where I want
01:21:05.580
to live. That's the opposite of Urban Decay. Yeah. That's like you're working for free to make
01:21:11.260
sure no one steals. Feels good. I like stuff like that. Me too. I used to, whenever I used
01:21:16.100
to go to the bars in New York, sometimes I would hang out. A little party joke would be
01:21:20.780
just like hanging out by the door and then people come in and you go, IDs, IDs. And then
01:21:24.580
they give you their ID and you look at them and you go, all right, you're good. You're good.
01:21:28.160
You just work at the door and collect IDs. Smart. Yeah. That was funny. That's like a little
01:21:32.640
bit I used to do, but now I don't go to bars. Yeah. I hate going to bars. I can't imagine
01:21:36.980
even drinking anything. It doesn't taste good. Which is so funny.
01:21:41.260
Cause that was such a change from here. We used to drink so much and go party so hard
01:21:46.060
and go crazy. Yeah. For years. Yeah. And then like, I don't think I've really drank for like
01:21:52.240
six years at this point. For sure. All right. You used to go pee pee at the bar.
01:21:58.800
Yeah. Imagine that. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah. That's a joke. That's not true.
01:22:02.140
You never peed at a bar. Imagine being so drunk that you peed at the bar.
01:22:04.660
He would never do that. And the bouncer comes and goes. I saw you going pee pee at the bar.
01:22:08.940
And then says, Hey, take a lap around the neighborhood and then you come back and then
01:22:12.180
you get let back in somehow. Yeah. That would never happen to anyone. That can't happen.
01:22:17.020
Okay. The kid who's done with VR. This is more of my style.
01:22:21.160
I'm done. I'm done. That's good stuff. Good. He's rejecting the AI. He's listening to his
01:22:32.380
instincts. He shouldn't be in this world. He doesn't feel good. You know, they, I robot,
01:22:36.420
like the homeless guys, they just punch and destroyed an RC car with a microphone on it.
01:22:40.600
You know, I don't like that little kid getting out of a, uh, VR. That's better.
01:22:45.200
Yeah, exactly. Um, okay. The, uh, the guy singing in Spanish or the Spanish guy singing.
01:23:20.980
That's good. So that's like a big thing for summer for me.
01:23:25.280
Watching people who have no grasp of the English language sing English language songs.
01:23:31.160
And that's what I'm going to be playing a lot of and making playlists of,
01:23:34.180
and I'm excited about. I, that's, I don't know why. Cause like,
01:23:37.080
we've already seen it all. We already heard Celine Dion say, my heart will go on.
01:23:40.780
We've already heard all of the most iconic songs in history and you can't really,
01:23:46.320
there's nothing new that's going to come out of music. Like, Oh,
01:23:55.700
one of the top charts is that country guy who was singing fast car.
01:23:59.940
You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here.
01:24:03.420
It's like, that's old. That song's your, you just redid it.
01:24:06.220
And that's it. Like all the iconic, like American songs have been done.
01:24:10.520
Yeah. And they're done. And you've already heard it. 99.9% of them.
01:24:14.740
Sometimes you might get surprised, but it's all basically been done and redone.
01:24:18.240
Every once in a while, like Adele comes out. Yeah.
01:24:22.060
She has the dog in her. She can, she's allowed.
01:24:24.660
She has the ability to add to that zeitgeist or whatever, um,
01:24:30.800
now it's time for a broken Spanish speaker to sing that Adele.
01:24:34.720
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01:24:40.220
That's the wild, wild west where it's like, you can't predict what, you know,
01:24:44.500
anything can happen in one of those situations.
01:24:46.080
Anything can happen to the eight, the, the Asian guys singing,
01:24:48.800
the Spanish guys singing. That's where it's at. Yeah.
01:24:55.220
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