MASSACHUSETTS MIGRANT CAUGHT EATING OUR SEA BIRDS
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1 hour and 49 minutes
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Summary
The bad migrant truckers are still trucking, unfortunately. Then we have a they-them door dasher that poisoned their delivery. And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have not the best showing from the boyfriend in a recent knife attack.
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Welcome back to Flackus Talks, the podcast, episode 314.
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Today on the show, the bad migrant truckers are still trucking, unfortunately.
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Then we have a they-them door dasher that poisoned they-theirs delivery.
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Then in Cringe of the Week, there's a new app that's called the Tinder for Kids.
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And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have not the best showing from the boyfriend
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I watched Home Alone the other day, and then I watched some other Christmas, Home Alone
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I've been putting Christmas music and Christmas movies on in the background.
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And I have a tree with lights and some ornaments, and some of those ornaments were gifts from
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But, you know, the iconic Jeffrey Epstein photo, and I got the quarter zip.
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This is where you get in trouble, because you just find iconic things, and you go, ooh,
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And then he went, a package got delivered to his house today, and he went and dropped
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And he shows up in the Jeffrey Epstein quarter zip.
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But you're getting close to being, crossing a boundary there.
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But it's not the actual one he wore, because I think that was like $11,000 or something.
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I don't have the USA patch on the side, which I can work on and maybe get.
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I was going to save this for Urban, but I really couldn't.
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This is like a new must-report urban name situation, which I'm sure you guys can understand.
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We'll start with the easy ones, but the third one is the best urban name maybe I've ever heard.
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So are these all from one region, Louisiana or something?
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That's, that's not even that good, but it's all.
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Mitochondria misspelled with just a C instead of CH, I believe.
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And to be fair, they kind of look like a mitochondria.
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So, Mitochondria, what would you, what do you think she goes by?
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So, I mean, this is, again, was just like, I think these people, we just covered wise
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I think they just hear something and they go, ooh, I like that.
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And they don't do research on the name origins or if anybody's ever been named that or what
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So, you become, you know, fodder on the show, but there's a certain freedom to that naming
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convention that they don't, they really don't care.
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And keep sending me them if you guys ever find them.
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That was sent in by a show watcher who lives in that area.
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Mitochondria might be the best one we've ever seen.
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Sometimes they try to do, like, wordplay or make it like a sentence almost, but just
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The, uh, Tyler Robinson, the Charlie Kirk assassin, he was in court yesterday for the first time.
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We don't have much, but we do have this clip of him kind of like smiling and talking.
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Like he's, like, a college kid on, like, a DUI trial or something.
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And then, apparently, all we know so far, I mean, this is early stages of the trial, so
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this is all, like, procedural stuff at the beginning.
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And I think we're not going to be able to continue to follow this via video.
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And, you know, friendly reminder, Tyler Robinson, Luigi Mangione, assassin types.
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I should have put this at the top, but mitochondria.
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Shree Thanedar, the man we've been talking about a lot, the person who's, like, stealing
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He officially introduced House Rez 935 articles of impeachment against Secretary of Defense
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And then we zoomed in a little bit, and it looks like Shree Thanedar, with the Star Wars
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And then, obviously, you have to question the legitimacy of the hair itself, if the eyebrows
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But yeah, that looks like what a grandma does when she's, like, aged out and losing her
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Iconic 90s sitcom, stealing our country from us.
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Let's, speaking of politics, another trend we're dealing with politically, Republicans
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And then they blame us for the division and the infighting.
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I'm sure you guys have noticed there's a lot of right-wing infighting.
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And people like Dave Rubin say, oh, we can't keep doing this.
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But let's start off with the Cernovich tweet, please.
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Well, he said Republicans in Congress have decided to toss the midterms.
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They want to lose their Senate and House majorities.
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This will create baggage for J.D. Vance and allow the chicken hawk warmonger establishment
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When we get into power like we are right now, we don't do anything.
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I mean, while we're in power, the Democrats rile up their base and point to everything
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we're doing, even though we're not doing anything.
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And then their base comes in votes and then they win with some cheating and then they get
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So it's back and forth with one side not really taking any ground is kind of the vibe.
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And like one side takes it like way too far this way.
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And then the other side is like, oh, we're in power now.
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And then the other side gets back into power and takes it even further.
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So like all we're doing is stopping and stalemating.
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And then when the Democrats get back into eventual power, they just take it even further.
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And if they get back into power in the next election or 2028, that's going to be like
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And then an indicator of this, too, is I think the right wing Senate, you know, we have a
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They haven't confirmed everybody Trump's appointed.
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That's like an indication right there of like, where are we at?
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I think the infighting is good because we're kind of cutting the fat and we're separating
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the America first people from the rhinos and the F slurs, which I think is very important.
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The F slurs and the rhinos don't have the full vision for what like America first really
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So if we can infight a little bit and call our guys out and we can tighten up our side
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so when we eventually do get back into power, we'll have people that'll actually do something
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because that's like what the infighting would result in would be like, all right, so on this
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side, Ben Shapiro and Dave Rubin, Mark Levin, these guys are primary, Lindsey Graham, these
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If you want to appeal to the base, you have to appeal to these people.
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And then if you start appealing to these people, when you get into power, you're more likely
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Remember football season, the preseason, we would fight with the defensive linemen as
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Coaches like that, not because we're fighting and we're enemies, but because we're like
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So when we do go play someone else, we're prepared and then we're on the same team when
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we get there, that could be a better version of what we're dealing with.
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But then there is a negative side to it too, where the version is you spend all your time
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fighting and then you don't spend your limited hours in the day fighting on the issues that
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You know, even any random anonymous poster can bring something to light, can show you
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what's happening in Minneapolis and the Somalians, for example, can show you, oh, they're eating
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And so if you spend all your time slinging shit at people within the right wing, that is
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And you see why we just kind of name drop Dave Rubin and call him an F slur a little
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But I think there's a, the reason that all the, there's both sides of it.
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Like if it goes too far, you waste too much time.
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But it's like, there's nothing else to do because we have no wins.
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So it's like, all right, we're not doing anything.
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We have the house and the Senate and we're not doing anything.
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All right, Dave Rubin, Dave Rubin, you over there, what do you got?
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And the reason that all the America first people are being slandered and you have to
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disavow and you can't platform is because the rhinos and F slurs on the Republican side,
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they know that if we get our guys in power, their ulterior motives will not be accounted
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And then Oilfield Rando had a good tweet that kind of tells us why the Republicans are mad
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Trump made them cut tens of billions in pork spending with the, oh, one big, beautiful bill.
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Most of them really didn't want to, but they ran out of excuses.
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If you get something in a bill for one of your big donors, then it's like they owe you,
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And so anyone who can get something that's their little pet project in, they kind of want
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to, they want to sneak around and say, yeah, I'm against government spending, but except
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for my little pet project that my donors who got me elected want.
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You know, and then the Democrats, they, you know, capitalize on the infighting on the right
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We have Chuck Schumer here proposing the resolution to denounce Nick Fuentes and Tucker.
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Today in America, we're witnessing a disturbing and alarming trend.
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Anti-Semitism and white supremacy, and indeed neo-Nazism, just saying the word sends shudders
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down one spine, are increasingly running rampant in our society.
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These deeply pernicious forms of hate, spewed by right-wing radicals like Nick Fuentes and
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platformed by people like Tucker Carlson, who almost seem proud to platform them, have
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pushed America closer to a tipping point, where Jewish Americans and all those targeted by
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white nationalist hate are all too often looking over their shoulders, fearing for their safety.
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And too many, too many in this country are silent against this threat.
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So today, because silence is dangerous, today I am introducing a resolution, co-sponsored
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by every single Senate Democrat, all 47, that rejects, this resolution rejects Nick Fuentes
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and his anti-Semitic and white supremacist views.
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This resolution condemns Tucker Carlson for giving Fuentes a platform.
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And it condemns anti-Semitism, white supremacy, and Nazism wherever and wherever, whenever
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As I introduce this resolution today, I invite my Senate Republican colleagues to join us
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in taking a stand against hate by co-sponsoring this resolution.
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The country wants to see both parties united against anti-Semitism, so it's not too late
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for my Republican colleagues to join my resolution.
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And then how about he said, you know, silence is dangerous and your phone's ringing during
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That's like God telling us we're on the right side.
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Not some mean words or like Fuentes and Tucker having a conversation.
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And then we have some context of what the resolution condemns.
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Can you just kind of read the bullet points in the middle?
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The resolution condemns Fuentes for having likened organized Jewry to a transnational gang,
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using tropes like globalists that suggest Jews secretly control media finance and government,
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claiming that neoconservatism is Jewish in nature,
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denying that acts of rape and the killing of babies by Hamas took place on October 7th,
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advancing the dual loyalty trope by saying that Jewish Americans are loyal first to Israel
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and that they have this international community across borders, extremely organized that is
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putting the interests of themselves before the interests of their home country.
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That makes you wonder, where do tropes come from?
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Are they completely made up and they're not true and they're just offensive?
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Or do people notice a pattern and it's not fair to blanket label people who the tropes don't apply to
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Or are tropes completely accurate and apply to all people if you look close enough?
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And so we were talking about this before, like tropes, right?
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They use it in this anti-Semitic way where it's like all tropes are bad and wrong and can't be anything.
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And it's like, look at any other trope, the alcoholic cop who's divorced and living in the
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Like every cop show has that one beleaguered alcoholic cop, right?
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Then cops have higher rates of alcoholism than the rest of the population, right?
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So like it's a trope, but then there are alcoholic cops, right?
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And then so if you apply that same logic, then some of you guys do have dual loyalty, right?
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And some of you are more loyal to Israel, right?
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That's the final point they made, the dual loyalty trope.
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So there isn't a group of elected officials who have dual loyalty to Israel, which penetrates
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It's almost like they're like giving away part of the game by like writing all this stuff
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It's like, oh, the Senate or the old house majority leader is putting forth a bill about
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Doesn't that make it all more amplified, buddy?
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And then so the trope must be not true that there isn't an international group with dual
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This next clip is a speech from the president of the World Jewish Congress.
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Any candidate running for a seat in this building, whether for Congress or Senate, whose platform
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includes anti-Semitism, we will target them as they target us.
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Accordingly, we will start a fund to help their opponents.
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He's just a random guy who's the president of the World Jewish Congress, which is a global
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organization, expands beyond borders and demands dual loyalty from American elected officials
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for them to have loyalty to Israel, blah, blah, blah.
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So one guy, if we at least have one, we at least have one trope.
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Breaking, no foreign government is blackmailing the United States
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with the Epstein files, per Ambassador Mike Huckabee.
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Is there someone like right next to you, just off camera?
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And then his daughter, you know, now it rubs off on her.
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And then the amount of talking about it and like pointing out and condemning Nick Fuentes,
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it's just like, why are we talking about this so much to an average Christian man like me?
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And then, well, maybe I will check out what he has to say.
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And this is right after we told you guys they were fudging the data, the crime data, a few months back.
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D.C. police chief resigns amid homicide data manipulation investigation.
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So we obviously knew what they were doing with their data, kind of misrepresenting it.
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Police chief Pamela A. Smith will be stepping down.
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And Chief Smith dramatically drove down violent crime, drove down the homicide rate to its lowest levels in eight years,
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and helped us restore a sense of safety and accountability.
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So, yeah, they basically don't – there's no controversy in this police chief stepping down.
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The House Oversight Committee launched an investigation into the allegations that crime data was manipulated.
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A whistleblower with direct knowledge of internal MPD operations and crime data discussions also informed the committee that the statistics were allegedly manipulated on a widespread basis at the direction of senior MPD officials.
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And MPD took action against one single district commander, but obviously this was something that kind of trickled down.
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So, we'll see if whoever picks up the reins of Metro Police Department, if there's a spike, see who was holding the beach ball under the water, right?
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And it's almost – well, it is ironic because police chief Pamela, crime went down on her because they fudged the data.
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And then you put an honest guy in who's like, all right, here's the real murder numbers.
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And they're going to go, oh, this new guy, crime went up.
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And that's going to be the guy telling the truth.
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And we're in federal control of the Washington Police Department still right now.
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Like, it still rolls up to Trump and the National Guard kind of has a loose presence there, I think, still.
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I'm sure it won't be an our guy as the chief of police.
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And the last chief of police before this person resigned as well.
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Not everyone's just retiring, you know, in good standing with their pension or whatever.
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First, we have a public service announcement from the Hennepin County elected leaders.
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At the county attorney's office, we don't work with the federal government.
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We are concerned about everybody's safety in Hennepin County.
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So, if you are victimized by a crime, if you are a witness to a crime, please come forward.
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And I'm the attorney general for the state of Minnesota.
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We don't ask about your status or immigration status.
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But when you need to contact us about a consumer issue, about any issue at all, you call us
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because your citizenship status is your business, not ours.
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And we allow the federal government to do what they do.
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And I'm Chief Mark Gurley of the Brooklyn Park Police Department.
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I'm in charge of public safety here in the city of Brooklyn Park.
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And what's important for me is that you know that you can call the police and get the service
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It's all about saying, basically, we don't cooperate with ICE.
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We're going to do our best to drag our feet with federal law enforcement, right?
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It's like the same energy as it's only a felony if you steal over $950.
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They're telling you what you can do and what you can't.
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But they get the cop out there, the chief of police.
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And you know who he's appointed by, people who have liberal capture, like the mayor or
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And it's so weird to me because a guy like this, he's the chief of police, right?
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And when he was hired, it was a totally different environment.
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1991, maybe he started some stuff like that, right?
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And he didn't start out, he's kind of probably makes $250,000.
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And then once he retires, he gets 75% of his paycheck for life or something, some great
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And like, nobody starts in law enforcement being like, I just want to do some of the laws.
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Like, it's so weird to see this humiliation ritual.
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Here's his face, you know, kind of just getting through it, hitting his lines.
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But nobody starts like, I really just want to do some of the laws.
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I want to grow up and be a cop so I can protect and serve and help people in danger and arrest
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Only if they go over $875 or some arbitrary limit that just happened.
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So, and you know, every cop, that's not to say some cops have like, oh, you know, I don't
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really, I'll let you go if I catch you with a dime bag of weed.
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You know, there's kind of like a, a little bit of a gray area, but the whole like vibe
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of being in law enforcement, being in public safety and then ignoring one glaring thing
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You know, that feeling after a workout where you work out really hard and you feel good
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That's the feeling where you get home and you're kind of quiet and your wife goes like, what's
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And he's just like, can you just fucking, do I have to be on all the time?
00:33:42.840
And then they get into a fight because he doesn't feel like a real man at work anymore.
00:33:46.020
Yeah, that's, that's a face I've made when I bought a stock right before earnings and
00:33:50.380
then they completely missed and it's down 10 K and I'm just kind of quiet, not telling
00:33:55.440
And you tell your friends about it and then you're there texting you like, is it going
00:34:09.560
They're whistleblower, not whistleblowing, they're dog whistling.
00:34:12.600
They're signaling to their Somalis and their, and their Hispanics that, Hey, no problem
00:34:20.040
And imagine if you were the victim of a crime done by an illegal and you see the DA and the
00:34:27.480
chief of police and the state's attorney general, all of them, you guys are good.
00:34:37.480
And like, imagine you're the victim of like, you get mugged or beat up by some migrant and
00:34:41.580
they're saying, Hey, migrants, we're looking the other way.
00:34:44.800
Some migrant who doesn't pay taxes, who doesn't contribute to that system.
00:34:49.160
And then we have, uh, this is a trend we're seeing with like all these elected leaders
00:34:56.240
This woman is a Kentucky state rep, Sarah Stocker.
00:35:02.540
I don't feel good about being white every day for a lot of reasons, because it's a point
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of privilege that I get to move through the world in a way that so many of my other colleagues
00:35:14.000
and friends and family members in the community don't get the privilege to do.
00:35:19.040
And I'm, and I'm just a female, but just a woman, just a white woman.
00:35:23.100
If, if I was a white man, I would be functioning from a point of, of an even greater privilege.
00:35:28.480
I think we're missing an opportunity when kids, when kids have a moment to reflect about how
00:35:38.820
the color of their skin does and does not allow them to move through the world.
00:35:44.560
It's running, running to them and trying to stifle that and trying to say, you shouldn't
00:35:51.360
So we don't want to, we don't want to ever expose you to something that is going to make
00:35:54.920
you have to pause and have maybe some internal feelings.
00:35:58.440
It's a missed opportunity for some really good dialogue.
00:36:03.720
I feel, I hate myself for being white and kids should too.
00:36:10.600
And then being, you know, not being proud to be white.
00:36:15.240
White men are the only net taxpayers guys talking about.
00:36:29.080
So that's what we're seeing from elected officials.
00:36:34.580
Stats like, you can boil it down to some stupid lady whose husband doesn't tell her what to
00:36:39.160
Stupid lady lashes herself on the back in front of the House of Representatives of the
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A stupid lady is lying about the murders in Washington, D.C.
00:36:50.860
And another stupid lady is telling the illegals, we'll never interfere with you.
00:36:54.620
You're free to move about Minneapolis, Hennepin County, right?
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It's migrants, but then you look and you go, is this a stupid ladies or is this migrants?
00:37:13.100
The caption is, here's how socialist city councilor in Portland reacted when a constituent
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reached out with concerns about Somali welfare fraud.
00:37:31.600
And actually maybe four, but it's Minneapolis is the heart and soul of the Somalis.
00:37:41.140
And I think Wisconsin, the Cinnabon Somalis were Wisconsin.
00:37:44.900
So look out and tell me if I'm wrong or tell me if there's any hotspots near you.
00:37:49.480
But this guy reached out and said, are you not concerned about all the corruption in the
00:38:02.380
They go, no, I'm not even going to look into it.
00:38:04.260
Even though it's clearly visible, it's like you politicized fraud, you know?
00:38:09.480
Even though clearly one group is engaging in Somali level fraud, they go, no, fuck you.
00:38:14.860
And it's happening everywhere, billions and billions of dollars.
00:38:17.960
And then if you bring it up, it's like, hey man, let us get back to just destroying the
00:38:25.220
And there's like the overarching theme, which we show, especially in that last lady's clip,
00:38:28.840
where like, for some reason it's being treated like Somali culture is better than white American
00:38:37.680
Like it's time for them to take the lead because we've done the lead long enough and
00:38:45.320
We have July 4th and barbecues and country music and the Somalis, they eat birds.
00:38:52.400
We invented cars, work on them, have the U.S. interstate highway system.
00:39:01.200
And they catch any bird and eat it, like we have here in Massachusetts.
00:39:28.660
And any offense they have is like, that's the game.
00:39:33.160
But there's like this thing of like, you don't want to offend them, but they don't even
00:39:37.980
That's like that white lady's way of thinking of the world of like, this is offensive to
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And it's like the Somali is like looking in your window with his mouth open.
00:39:54.980
They're actually not reviewing their emotions at all.
00:39:59.300
So they can't be offended if they don't take stock of their own emotions.
00:40:02.560
They're living in the now and they go, ooh, a seabird.
00:40:12.240
And that's what they do until they get on the welfare fraud.
00:40:18.080
Maybe you catch the seabird and then you use the EBT to buy the seasoning.
00:40:29.300
And this guy kind of explains how the Somalis have like a full system and with their operations.
00:40:39.340
I went to the Walmart on Georgesville to see if I could see people filling their cards or just kind of see what I could see.
00:40:46.580
They've got it figured out way better than that.
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Every single Somali restaurant has a grocery store right next door or within eyeshot of the restaurant.
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The specific one I went into today had it attached to the restaurant.
00:41:04.740
Anyways, the grocery store and the restaurant were the same building.
00:41:08.500
So they don't have to go to a Walmart or a Sam's Club or a Costco necessarily.
00:41:13.280
They can just order everything they need to their grocery store that's right next to or attached to the restaurant that they also own and never have to fill a single cart.
00:41:22.040
And I guarantee you if you looked at the records of those grocery stores, they lose tons of money every year.
00:41:26.980
And it's probably used as a tax write-off because those groceries are being funneled into those restaurants with a daycare center on the opposite side.
00:41:36.020
There's restaurants, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
00:41:42.100
I can't forget the home health care businesses.
00:41:46.760
And the reason for the daycare centers I found out while I was at Walmart.
00:41:50.080
Three quarters of the workers I saw working in Walmart, especially the cashiers, were Somali women.
00:41:55.960
You got to figure if you have two or three wives that you don't have to claim, these women can go work at Walmart full time for $15 an hour and still qualify for food stamps as long as they have a couple kids, which you can guarantee you they at least have two kids.
00:42:11.960
Or same story as working as a home health care aide.
00:42:14.840
They have most definitely figured out the system and how to take advantage of it.
00:42:18.180
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Get started for $1 enrollment and then as low as $15 a month.
00:43:14.300
And Columbus doesn't break down its numbers like Minnesota, Minnesota.
00:43:22.340
But if anything like the 88% of the Somali community is on social services in Columbus, I can only imagine how deep the fraud is.
00:43:37.680
Maybe one, the genius Somali, the one with the biggest head.
00:43:43.400
Well, actually, we're going to get to it in a second once we move on to our trucking section.
00:43:50.140
This lady is explaining to someone in Maine how to get an African without the right papers who actually killed a guy while driving in Africa his license.
00:43:59.200
So as long as he brought his birth certificate from Africa, he'll be okay to get his driver's license?
00:44:02.580
So that is one form of ID that we can accept for the exam process to get him started.
00:44:15.220
So as long as he has his birth certificate from his home country in Africa and a driver's license that has a signature from his country, that should be okay?
00:44:21.180
So we would be able to use that out-of-country ID for the signature piece as long as that birth certificate has been translated.
00:44:32.580
He did have an issue in Somalia with his driving.
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Is that going to impact it or do you guys just not connect with it?
00:44:37.780
We don't have a prostitute from one country to another, so we don't pull a driving record or anything along those lines.
00:44:43.520
So if it did lead to an accidental death when he was driving, he was actually going over a crosswalk and hit a jogger.
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That's not going to impact the driver's license here, right?
00:44:54.140
So, again, we don't have a prostitute from one country to another, so we wouldn't be able to pull those records.
00:44:59.960
I'm going to actually go down and meet him and get some translators.
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Would you like the information for the Elections Department or the Secretary of State?
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I was expecting it to be a lot more hurdle, so this makes it a little bit easier.
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So, yeah, it's someone explaining to him the best way to scam or the best way to do it and telling you, no, if you killed someone in Somalia, you could still get a driver's license here.
00:45:34.300
We're going to work with you to get dangerous third-world drivers on the road in Maine.
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So whoever, back to what we were saying about who taught them the scam, could have been just a well-to-do white woman in Minnesota or somebody.
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I have a bad feeling I know who taught them the scam.
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Like this guy was messing with the state of Maine.
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He called the guy Mohamed Mohamed, and he said he can't speak English.
00:46:13.920
And she goes, yeah, as long as he doesn't get more than five questions wrong on the test, on the multiple-choice test.
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People will tell you the bare minimum you need to do.
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And then a U.S. resident, an American citizen gets, like, scrutinized.
00:46:32.280
The white women working at the DMV are like this, waving them in.
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And we have some examples, like we mentioned in the intro, of all of the bad truckers still truckin'.
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Americana phrase, trucks make the country run or whatever, still truckin'.
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Came up on this guy making a U-turn on the 78, and he's gonna bury it right now.
00:47:44.060
That white American shows up to these two foreigners running two people in one cab that's stuck perpendicular to the road.
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Trying to do a U-turn in the middle of the road and go, here's the keys back.
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And that's the difference, too, between, like, an American and a migrant trucker who just got here.
00:48:16.260
A Somali, a foreigner who doesn't speak English goes, I turn now.
00:48:23.600
And then you think he really considered, like, well, yeah, this road's flat.
00:48:29.940
And I can take a second to be completely obstructing traffic from both sides.
00:48:34.680
And it's like, no, he probably didn't think about that at all.
00:48:37.160
And then instead of him wasting 20 minutes, he now made however many cars stacked up on each side waste 15.
00:48:45.080
And with, like, a 1 in 10 chance that you kill somebody.
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1 in 10 chance somebody slams into the car at 70 miles an hour.
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Slams into an 18,000-pound truck or whatever it is.
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And then this guy almost got killed by a migrant trucker.
00:49:04.000
As I'm out here, Bremen exit, just nearly got hit and killed by another semi-truck driver.
00:49:17.160
I got in my truck, left the truck I was working on, got in my truck, chased him down into Georgia.
00:49:23.140
And these troopers and this officer caught up to us.
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And one of these just nearly took my life today.
00:49:40.260
Wife and kid and one on the way, and he almost got killed by some migrant.
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I'm not going to say what kind of truck driver.
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You know, how many people got clipped or ruined their car?
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You know, we only get so many of those Indian trucker slams into stopped traffic and kills three.
00:50:05.620
But how many are the minor, the close calls, the ruined your car, the almost killed you and didn't even realize they made a mistake?
00:50:24.540
And obviously, when you deliver something to LAX in a giant truck, you don't pull into the arrivals or departures lane.
00:50:31.460
You go to, like, the area where you deliver deliveries.
00:50:37.420
And he just put it into the GPS, and it took him to the arrivals.
00:50:48.280
The first time I see an Amazon trailer trying to make a delivery here in LAX.
00:50:56.040
If you guys are familiar with the area, this is pretty much what the arrival is at.
00:51:01.460
The delivery driver, who said he's from Somalia, said that the delivery is here at LAX.
00:51:06.000
I don't know if you can see him over there in the distance.
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That's where the arrivals are for the passengers.
00:51:33.360
Let's quickly play the beginning one more time.
00:51:51.640
And then again, this is one of those things where a stupid mistake almost no one would ever
00:52:03.120
LAX is probably usually good with traffic and delays.
00:52:11.140
Well, it hopefully is going to get better, but there are still forces at play that are
00:52:16.260
In the meantime, we have a trucking school and they post their recent graduates.
00:52:21.740
We're going to go boom, boom, boom through them.
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But here's the here's four of their recent graduates.
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You get what type of stock they're letting graduate.
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And then we have our last clip of graduates here.
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And I want to tell you, just be safe in the road.
00:53:50.460
We're now moving on to the final page of housekeeping.
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Use the opportunity to go to post up with Juicy Algo.
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Leave a like, comment, comment again, and start yapping.
00:53:59.420
This link needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.
00:54:03.100
Speaking of the P.O. Box, Rap Boy got rid of his Rob Smith books, multiple books.
00:54:11.200
But someone sent a mic stand at the P.O. Box and said, I think, like, the show's great.
00:54:19.020
So thank you to the P.O. Box sender for sending that.
00:54:31.220
And first, we're going to start off with a Baby Nostradamus update.
00:54:38.500
And Baby Nostradamus said a giant tidal wave is coming.
00:54:42.320
Well, another man, a man in Ghana, got the same message about a giant flood from God.
00:54:54.060
He's building Noah's Ark because God told him that a giant flood is coming on, I believe, December 25th.
00:55:01.640
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00:55:09.120
And our team members are here to help, so you can be carefree with the free weights.
00:55:13.500
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00:55:20.940
Get started for $1 enrollment and then as low as $15 a month.
00:56:04.380
Yeah, because then we know Baby Nostradamus just ballparked it.
00:56:08.860
And then Baby Nostradamus is like, there probably will be an earthquake with the tidal wave in the next 18 months or four years.
00:56:20.100
This guy said on Christmas there's going to be a giant flood.
00:56:36.220
You know how Walmart ruins nice towns across the country and destroys all the small businesses that surround it and then leech off all the power and then your town becomes a Walmart town?
00:56:49.440
Their headquarters is in Bentonville, Arkansas, and apparently they make the town very, very nice for the people and has a small town feel.
00:56:56.700
Everywhere you look at Walmart, Walmart, Walmart, Bentonville, Arkansas, where Walmart's headquartered is one of the most surreal experiences anywhere.
00:57:03.300
Because in Bentonville, I mean, it's a beautiful town.
00:57:08.300
They've made the downtown of Bentonville to be the quintessential American downtown.
00:57:12.100
They've designed it like aesthetically to look like a 1950s downtown.
00:57:18.440
And this is funded by Walmart destroying downtowns all over America.
00:57:25.240
They take those profits, ship it off to Arkansas, and they create a little utopia in northwest Arkansas.
00:57:33.320
They crush all the other small towns, but then they create the super money bag small downtown.
00:57:39.840
It's like a retribution or it's like they're trying to balance their karma.
00:57:45.820
We destroy all these towns, but we make this one really nice.
00:57:49.600
And then the whole thing with the Somalis who can work at Walmart and then still get
00:57:54.200
Snap and still get benefits, I don't think that should exist either.
00:58:00.300
And then not to mention all the Walmart, how, you know, we've talked about how much Snap
00:58:04.580
and EBT is of Coca-Cola and of, you know, Frito-Lay and stuff.
00:58:09.280
What percentage of their revenue is on government spending?
00:58:15.060
You subsidized their employees and then you subsidized their, the products itself that
00:58:25.320
Could a smart person say that that Walmart business model is almost like socialism where
00:58:34.420
And then you take the handouts, give it back to this company.
00:58:36.400
And then the company gives you the job that gets you the handouts and you give it back
00:58:45.740
I don't think it is, but it's abusing, you know, it's like a perverted capitalism.
00:58:58.020
This next section is a very fun section called AI or real.
00:59:22.560
I gave her food because she was starving and some antibiotics.
00:59:26.940
And if anyone says anything, I'm a veterinarian.
00:59:56.600
Do you see at the end of the day, they recognized him?
00:59:59.440
A boomer would get absolutely one-shotted by this.
01:00:03.940
If you see a mountain lion, I don't know, 50-50 chance that they're...
01:00:08.000
Well, actually, two out of two mountain lions will allow you to earn their friendship with
01:00:36.100
I'm going to go with AI because that second leg up on the glide, they don't really have
01:00:47.320
Next is a picture of George Floyd in the sewer with Jewish garb, and it's called Fenton
01:00:57.380
This can just be Photoshop, but I'm calling it not real.
01:01:05.160
I don't know what George Floyd was up to before the big incident.
01:01:13.020
And then our final clip, it's called Serval Cat in Baltimore.
01:01:29.200
So, it's an exotic cat that's in the hood type owns.
01:02:27.480
They become friends and they'll sleep in the bed together.
01:02:35.340
We have an update from Stacy Kinison, one of my favorite pets on the computer.
01:02:44.060
So he's back on Instagram and he's getting this AI slop.
01:03:01.740
I'm at the Seagull bus stop right before you turn on Sheboygan.
01:03:05.700
And in between Sheboygan and University Avenue.
01:03:09.860
And I just saw Sandy Bullock and her bleach blonde tramp hair with some other people in the parking lot across the street on Sheboygan Adventure.
01:03:17.800
I think she's going to try and follow me to Land's Inn store or tell them to give me something that's not any good so that I go to Walmart and buy my recycled down Coke.
01:03:27.040
She's got some type of satanic deal about her and my Italian aunt taking my new phone, which is ruined.
01:03:34.660
And my coat from Walmart that they think I'm going to buy because I chose the Moondance color, purple color for my new Google phone.
01:03:42.980
And there's a coat at Walmart that's the same color.
01:03:45.480
And they think they're going to take my coat of chrome away, play their little 1970s music song about taking my phone and my coat away and out in Kansas and murdering me.
01:04:09.820
Hey, do any of you guys recognize those street names, University and Sheboygan?
01:04:17.160
If anyone can get me in touch with Stacey Kennison.
01:04:20.120
So if anyone is in Sheboygan, please, there's a world where we could hand Stacey Kennison a note that says, Stacey, you better stop talking about what you're talking about, SB or Sandy or Sandra Bullock.
01:04:33.240
And you sign it that, and then she'll spiral on that.
01:04:37.460
And she'll show the note and be like, Sandra Bullock sent me this.
01:04:42.000
Yeah, and then you're just messing with a mentally ill woman though.
01:04:44.280
But I was thinking about messaging her and reaching out for a collab.
01:04:48.200
And imagine the opening line of like, hey, Stacey, love your work.
01:05:02.600
So does she see somebody and go, oh, that's Sandra Bullock?
01:05:05.400
Or does she not see anybody and go, oh, I saw Sandra Bullock?
01:05:08.760
She sees a blonde woman and then she sees what she wants to see.
01:05:12.200
And then she pulls the thread and takes it from there.
01:05:29.860
You know, people are like, oh, yeah, I woke up at noon and I ordered a pizza.
01:06:01.100
Remember, we spoke last time about the cars and you said I buy depreciating assets, but
01:06:12.000
So basically, like the cars I like were like $130,000 in the 90s and then I can get them
01:06:18.420
And then in my mind, I'm like, I'm buying it low at the bottom because they're already
01:06:25.100
I actually forgot to mention something about that.
01:07:05.020
That's the end of the final page of Housekeeper.
01:07:16.700
When you're working out at Planet Fitness, it's a judgment-free zone, so you can really
01:07:23.620
And our team members are here to help, so you can be carefree with the free weights.
01:07:28.080
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01:07:35.480
Get started for $1 enrollment and then as low as $15 a month.
01:08:12.520
Yeah, if your kids haven't been one-shotted and cognitively declined by short-form videos
01:08:22.040
like we covered last episode, here's some new pitfalls for children on the internet.
01:08:26.980
Wiz, the Tinder for Kids app, exposes kids to predators.
01:08:35.100
Welcome to Wiz, where fun comes from the unexpected.
01:08:40.340
Wiz is a safe space where you can let loose and meet new friends from all over the world with over 15 million downloads and counting.
01:08:49.260
Swipe through the app to find people who are online when you are.
01:08:53.280
One of the most exciting things about Wiz is you can instantly chat.
01:08:55.860
And it's aged match chatting, engaging conversations with peers your own age, ensuring a safer and more relatable experience.
01:09:09.360
How do you confirm your age when you're, like, 12 and you don't have an ID?
01:09:19.920
But basically, this article goes on to explain,
01:09:22.440
An app called Wiz has been making headlines lately for connecting minors with, you guessed it, sexual predators.
01:09:29.300
Many have described this app as Tinder for kids.
01:09:31.920
It's the same iconic swipe right, swipe left functionality and the same purpose of meeting up with strangers,
01:09:37.300
only this time targeted at both teens and adults.
01:09:42.260
A 12-year-old girl meeting up with a supposed 14-year-old boy that Wiz connected her with,
01:09:47.300
only to discover the boy was an adult male who sexually assaulted her.
01:09:52.760
An 8th grader being sexually abused by a 27-year-old man,
01:09:55.520
then finding out she was only one of several underage girls he had groomed through Wiz.
01:09:59.200
An 11-year-old being sexually assaulted by a U.S. Marine she met on Wiz.
01:10:03.320
All this in the last year alone, and there are many more cases.
01:10:19.420
Although Wiz claims to have a robust age verification,
01:10:22.480
a 52-year-old man said he was able to create an account as a 15-year-old.
01:10:26.720
Because even though the age verification tech flagged this man's profile for review,
01:10:31.420
he said that Wiz moderators went ahead and approved it within minutes.
01:10:36.080
And I'm not going to say the religion of the app owner.
01:10:43.880
so make sure your kids don't have it on their phone.
01:11:01.540
And so, like, your kids want the dollars that are just, like, the game tokens that are worth real money.
01:11:08.800
And then so, like, they get them to do shit for that.
01:11:12.100
Maybe they'll have a gambling app for kids soon.
01:11:15.640
A lot of those games, they have, like, a gambling element, like a loot box.
01:11:20.100
So, they're getting your kids gambling, brain-rotted, on a version of Tinder, very early.
01:11:27.340
What age do you think kids should, like, fully be on a phone?
01:11:32.120
I, like, got a phone when I was a freshman in high school.
01:11:36.420
And then the internet wasn't on it like it was.
01:11:38.080
Yeah, and I got in trouble for texting too much.
01:11:40.480
Because you had to pay, like, 50 cents a text or something.
01:11:45.720
High school, you get a flip phone just to get a ride home.
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It's so hard because, like, people get genuinely ostracized if they can't be on the internet or communicating with their friends.
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And we're going to get into another one right now.
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There is an extortion thing happening to young teenagers where basically they're getting tricked into sending revealing photos of themselves.
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Yeah, this is a tweet from Senator Marshall Blackburn, who we don't really love, but she's right on this issue.
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My heart absolutely breaks for Bryce's parents.
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These con artists are murdering our children while big tech turns a blind eye.
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And the headline is from the New York Post, and it says,
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Teen dies just three hours after being sextorted.
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So basically the gist of this is, like, somebody fakes being, like, a girl your age, and then they say,
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Or I'm going to leak this to everyone you know, your whole family, and it's a compromising picture of you stroking your shit.
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And if you think about it, I don't fully know how these would play out.
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Like, where we're going to leak this photo, but it's like the person you're talking to isn't, like, someone from your school.
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So they don't have access to, like, your school network where, like, oh, there's Timmy naked.
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And then if you think about it, if you're in high school, you're underage.
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So anyone who has a picture of you, it's technically CP.
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So then it's like if you even are posting that or spreading that around, like, you're committing, like, a horrible felony.
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Yeah, it's a huge federal crime bluff happening.
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You know, so there's a thing where, like, are they really going to spread this picture around of an underage person to get you because you didn't send them, you know, $500 in Bitcoin?
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Yeah, $500 in Bitcoin or sending more pictures.
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They force you to do more and, like, do whatever they want.
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This woman tweeted, I'm begging parents to teach their kids about sextortion.
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You have to explain exactly how these scams work.
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Like, even if your kids cringe or act embarrassed, it's your job.
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This is more like a continuation of the pitfalls of the internet and, like, what you guys need to be aware of, some of you who are having kids, if you're of age, of that age.
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13-year-olds having the entire internet at their fingertips while loading speeds and video and FaceTime and everything is all instant.
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And then, like, on one side, they would say, well, they have access to all the information in the world.
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And it's like, no, they're going to have AI do their homework and get themselves into, like, sexual trouble.
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And they're going to be anxious and have FOMO and get jealous when other people post pictures of them doing shit.
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And they're going to have unrealistic beauty standards if you're a girl.
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And they'll get cyberbullied if you're a boy and something embarrassing happened at school, you know?
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So maybe just forget the phone and go, like, do a rope swing.
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She takes the keychain pepper spray and sprays the food.
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My wife had started eating and she started choking and gasping.
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And after she had had a couple bites of her food, she actually threw up.
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But now, in this day, age, it could have been anything.
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You know, I mean, my wife could have been dead.
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Mark says they did not know the driver and they did tip her.
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Why would someone even do this, like, randomly?
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I think there was probably a Trump flag in the yard or a back the blue flag.
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There's an unspoken part that they don't really.
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And you can't even get your Arby's slop dropped at your door anymore.
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Like, in that clip, the migrants take a few bites or are not being fully sanitary when in the bathroom.
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And then they deliver your food and take a few fries out with their poop-covered hands.
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Yeah, we showed an Indian guy in Canada spitting into a lemonade once.
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Like, we've been long against Uber Eats and stuff.
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And then, yeah, here we have Uber Eats while he's taking a shit.
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And if you're going to do it, it's like I caught her doing the pepper spray at my porch.
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And there's a whole 20 minutes before that where it's alone in her car with her.
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And, like, obviously with your theory, if she saw a Trump sign or something like that, some political leaning she didn't really like, and then does it, and you obviously can't pepper spray in your car.
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But there's this whole unseen time period before it even gets to your ring camera's domain, right?
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Remember the lady from the last episode with the fake babies?
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So those are the real ones, and then they have a doll and stuffed animals.
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You make five lunches every day, and then when you throw them out, you're not hungry?
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Did they both have an allusion to the same type of thing in Shutter Island and Inception?
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But then remember at the end when he's like with his wife and you can't tell if it's real
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I'll have to re-watch or maybe I'll, what's it called?
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There was a jail loot situation where some prisoners were droned some supplies.
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Yeah, this is advanced black inmate behavior in South Carolina.
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Authorities intercept drone carrying crab legs, Old Bay seasoning, weed for prison inmates.
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And you can see the picture here from the South Carolina Department of Corrections.
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They've got some, I think, I believe those are menthols, Marlboro.
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They got loose tobacco, weed, Old Bay, crab legs, and steak.
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Someone's baby mama had some extra money and she tried to drone it in and unfortunately
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So this, you know, maybe mitochondria was dropping it off.
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I think if you can do that, well, the problem, I guess, is they could have done like a knife
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But if you're getting that stuff sent in, I don't have a huge problem with that.
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So in our dream world, right, where everyone has higher prison sentences and mandatory minimums
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and the Irina's Law, like violent criminals can't be let out on bail, like this is in the utopia
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I'm okay with more splurging if your baby mama wants to bring you some crab legs.
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I'm okay with more, like if you're on a 15-year sentence and previously it was a three-year
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and then two years of probation, but now we kind of sorted it out, bring in, you know,
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As long as it's not being paid for by the tax dollars, you have a cousin or a baby mama
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But as long as we're doing those harsh minimum sentences, because we've often talked about
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on the show how the libtard delusion is prison is going to rehabilitate you and it makes you
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think and you get your GED in prison and you come out and it's some goodwill hunting shit.
01:21:29.480
Yeah, and you work at the library and you put your time in, taught everyone how to do
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Whereas our version, the right-wing version of federal or even state like hard time is
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You've made too many mistakes and you're on timeout from society.
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We don't want you to be robbing or stealing or beating anyone who's innocent and a nice
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Yeah, what you do in the box, I don't fully care.
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It's not really, yeah, it's not really punishment for the sake of punishment.
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And that's kind of the point where I'm not talking about rewarding prisoners, but if
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someone wants to bring them something and it's not necessarily like allowed, as long
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as their sentence is a little longer and they're removed from society, I'm open to more discussions
01:22:21.260
I don't give a shit what you're up to when you're removed from society.
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Yeah, it's an interesting take from us because we are pro people going to jail.
01:22:44.080
But once you're in jail, you can figure out how to get crab legs.
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Like, I'm not into prison for the sake of being sadistic.
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I'm into prison and corporal punishment and everything to get you to not re-offend.
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And so, if you're in jail, you can't re-offend.
01:23:11.020
There was an incident at the trampoline park, and it's not pretty.
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I let my dad take Hunter to Sky Zone and they were in a group messing with my dad and son.
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I'm literally so hurt I can't describe it in words, Lord.
01:24:27.880
So this is a grandfather and his grandson and a pack of urban girls.
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They make the zoo sounds and these are, like, teenagers.
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And it's 300 black teenagers, not 300 Spartans.
01:25:08.820
And then the old man, like, he can't do anything.
01:25:21.600
And my solution would be to allow her to have crab legs in Old Bay in the juvenile facility.
01:25:32.100
Our next story is the story I mentioned in the intro.
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This couple is robbed at knife point and the boyfriend does not do a good job defending.
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Viral security footage captured on December 6th shows the terrifying moment a woman was forced
01:25:45.220
to fight off a knife-wielding mugger after her much taller male companion chose to step
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In a move he's now unfortunately paying for with internet infamy, the pair of American
01:25:56.960
tourists were walking down the street on vacation in Columbia when the armed attacker suddenly
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approached them, lunging at the woman trying to steal her phone, according to Newsflash.
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A man passing by on a motorcycle is then seen doing what her companion failed to do,
01:26:13.580
The passerby hopped off his bike and hit the mugger in the head with his helmet.
01:26:18.080
A few other people passing by also jumped in to help fight the mugger off in a dramatic
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And the quietest flight home to the United States you've ever seen.
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But then it almost is like a self-fulfilling thing where like the relationship should be
01:27:02.860
Like it's like it was going to be over because if he really loved her and cared for her,
01:27:09.400
So it was almost just like doing 20 years of a relationship to figure out it's actually
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You just get that done in a 30-second knife attack.
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And if it was going to work, he would have jumped in.
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My thing was this obviously looks horrible and you're backing away.
01:27:37.320
And then the Colombians, the native people, they come and fight them off with the motorcycle
01:27:44.480
But at a certain point, like the guy didn't come up and go like this and start stabbing her.
01:27:49.800
You know, like, do you just give him the phone?
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Are you experienced in disarming someone with a knife?
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If the answer is yes, then of course, go do it.
01:28:10.880
But like, if you just give up your phone in Colombia, I don't know.
01:28:18.900
But are you supposed to attack the knife guy just because your girlfriend's resisting
01:28:24.800
So is the advice, if you don't have it in you, go put yourself in a situation and get
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If he's not stabbing you right off the bat, it's just a phone.
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And then I think their mom went to the site to put flowers down.
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So it's OG came and put the candles and all that shit down here for him.
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She came down here to put the candles down for her son and shit, G.
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I love Chicago, but this is a fucked up-ass city, gang.
01:29:32.300
So if you couldn't hear the urban guy, the younger kid, 13, 14-year-old got killed.
01:29:39.580
And then as the mom was returning to that site to light a candle, do some stuff, she got killed.
01:29:45.440
So that's why you don't live near black people?
01:29:53.880
We could use a euphemism, but the gangbangers are where the black people are.
01:30:12.820
I think the show watchers already learned the lessons.
01:30:14.380
I don't think anyone really lives near anyone in a situation like that.
01:30:22.860
Next, we have a bunch of bad kids were caught stealing.
01:30:26.060
There was a travel football team that came to Florida, and these kids from Philly came
01:30:30.800
and did a bunch of stealing, and they got caught by the police.
01:30:34.260
Now I want to introduce you to eight of the thoroughbreds.
01:30:40.720
You look at the thoroughbreds, and you find out what were they doing.
01:30:54.980
They had come from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, down to the Dick's Sporting Good in Posner Park.
01:31:01.680
Not only did they Uber down there to shop, they had no intentions of paying for their product.
01:31:08.740
So they came into the store in two groups, and they began to systematically steal product.
01:31:19.240
They stole, and they stole, and they stole, and they stole, and they stole.
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Eight young black kids who were there for a football tournament.
01:31:45.360
And, you know, Dick's Sporting Goods is supposed to act like, oh, here comes eight 15- and 14-year-olds.
01:31:53.740
Like, as if security isn't like, hey, Mike, we got something.
01:31:58.540
Yeah, and said they all came, and they were just browsing.
01:32:01.960
And, you know, God bless Florida, because we released the juvenile mug shots.
01:32:11.180
And then something that you might have gotten away with in Philadelphia, probably not even.
01:32:15.560
But you're going to, you got to come back to Florida for a court date, brother.
01:32:27.540
And I did see some people online saying, why are they releasing their mug shots?
01:32:38.920
There's even one, Ibn Maddi Abdul Haq, in there.
01:32:47.240
Our last piece of urban decay is something I was not aware of.
01:32:55.880
And they line everyone up and you have to point to the guy who did it?
01:33:00.000
Did you know the people who weren't the suspect are actors?
01:33:08.040
But they're like, they're not, they're at the police station just to do that.
01:33:15.580
Like sometimes it'll be a detective or something who the person hasn't seen yet.
01:33:20.560
Is that like the, is that like if you're trying to be an actor in LA, like you can't even get background work.
01:33:26.980
I'm doing a couple of gigs at the police station.
01:33:28.760
I got a commercial audition with Pepsi tomorrow.
01:33:39.180
But when I was a kid, I thought it was like the top five suspect.
01:33:51.220
Number one is a repeat offender who might have done this.
01:34:00.560
And then I realized that it's not that it's, they try to put people who look like the suspect to make sure you really know what you saw.
01:34:09.940
And it's almost like testing the person behind the glass.
01:34:27.400
I don't want to get caught up on Limitless, but it's late in the show.
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First of all, when you're Limitless, you're smart, right?
01:35:46.340
There's a part where he gets caught by one of the thug goon types.
01:35:52.720
And then Bradley Cooper goes, oh, that's Advil.
01:35:58.340
Oh, I would go, oh, that's a pill to dissolve tonsil stones.
01:36:04.240
It's a very rare anti-seizure medication that is very dangerous to people who try it.
01:36:24.580
That's one of those silicone things that keeps clothes dry.
01:36:31.880
And then he was like, oh, the Limitless pill, it helps a lot with math.
01:36:53.380
You should be like low playing your hand and checking and letting other people bet and
01:37:12.760
But I was watching Limitless and there were some not very Limitless things.
01:37:18.160
You're watching Limitless, Home Alone, Christmas.
01:37:23.860
I'm just trying to get into Uppies, Big Shorts, make a lot of money.
01:37:28.020
Limitless is your Limitless, make a lot of money.
01:37:37.620
So I figure if it's in the room, it kind of like absorbs into my skin.
01:37:47.900
Our first clip from Uplifting Gold is an AI prank that I really thought was hilarious.
01:37:53.260
Sir, do you know that guy in the blue shirt that was sitting right behind you?
01:37:58.160
He was like going up behind you and like kissing you in the back of the neck.
01:38:36.200
He got people to betray themselves immediately.
01:38:47.480
Usually it's just like, oh, that's not me taking my shirt off and jumping around the store.
01:38:51.660
But there's another guy involved and everyone sees it.
01:38:53.820
Then you show the third person who didn't see anything and then all she sees is the video
01:38:56.920
and she's a boomer and she's like, I see what I see.
01:39:06.180
I mean, he used AI to bamboozle two elderly people who were vulnerable to AI.
01:39:41.740
And it only works on the really susceptible people already.
01:39:57.660
I'm not worried about the Beef Wellington's family.
01:39:59.560
There's a lot of families I worry about before the Beef Wellington family.
01:40:02.640
We can go vegan with a population of 195 million.
01:40:12.060
Once the migrants leave, we'll listen to your PETA proposals.
01:40:15.980
Then we'll get PETA on board to get rid of the migrants.
01:40:57.060
There's no rules against just shrieking for help.
01:41:06.280
And he sounds like someone, like, sounds like someone I went to high school with.
01:41:10.680
This is what you do in the lunchroom with your boys.
01:41:15.520
I went to a Catholic, Italian Catholic high school.
01:41:24.500
All right, our last clip of the show, our Pure Americana clip of the week.
01:41:27.620
This guy got a wellness check after the Eagles lost.
01:41:35.040
Hey, so someone called in reference to your Facebook post.
01:41:47.980
The fucking Jalen Hurts threw three goddamn, turn the ball over six times, man.
01:42:06.020
I missed it earlier in the week, but him and Raquel love the show.
01:42:13.640
And then happy birthday to Sophia, whose birthday is tomorrow, December 13th.
01:42:18.640
And her and her lovely husband, Benj, love the show.
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And we'll see all you guys in Bonusland as well.
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We have a 30-minute episode that drops tomorrow at 11 a.m.
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So if you are looking for more show over the weekend, we have you covered.
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