Fleccas Talks Podcast - MURDERED OVER SWEET & SOUR SAUCE？

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 104. Today on the show,

00:00:05.520 you won't believe what's on the lesson plan for these fourth graders on their first day of school.

00:00:10.400 Then Duke Hospital employees need a safe space to cry because North Carolina is banning trans

00:00:16.560 sex surgery for children in this week's cringe of the week. Then someone was killed over sweet

00:00:22.020 and sour sauce in this week's Urban Decay. And last but most importantly, we have a massive

00:00:28.060 big titty woodshop teacher update that is going to make one of us very upset. All this and more,

00:00:34.840 it's Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 104, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:41.040 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.

00:00:46.480 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing

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00:02:12.440 to My Patriot Supply for supporting the show as always. Yep. Welcome back, Richard. How was your

00:02:17.560 week off last week? The Friday podcast off? It was tough. We just moved to Florida. So it was U-Haul days

00:02:25.880 and sweaty days. Long U-Haul days, long unloading and loading. It was brutal. We actually have a vlog

00:02:32.380 that we're going to share later in housekeeping. But let's get right into some of the stuff that's

00:02:36.980 important right now. The first is the COVID stats. Yeah. So 99% of COVID deaths not primarily caused

00:02:44.620 by the virus, CDC data shows. Ah, interesting. So it's just people that people who died were just

00:02:51.100 people that were close to dying already. That's what it sounds like. Yeah. So it's like, remember

00:02:54.540 when we locked up your businesses, shut down your school, shut down your churches because of that

00:02:59.880 really deadly virus that was going around? Well, it turns out the virus wasn't as deadly as we thought.

00:03:04.620 By how much? How much was it off by? Uh, 99%.

00:03:09.540 Ballpark it for me. How bad's the damage? That was about 99%. Is that statistically significant or

00:03:17.820 what? It's like, all right, cool. Oh, it was off by 99%. So who's going to get the death penalty for

00:03:23.520 that? Someone's got to hang, right? We're going to guillotine somebody, right? Yeah. Published

00:03:28.980 August 28th, 2023. Thanks guys. Yeah. As they try to ramp up the pandemic again, possibly. Yeah.

00:03:36.940 Uh, Hey dude, remember that job you were interviewing for back in the day? Um, they called you start on

00:03:43.040 Monday. Oh, nice. This Monday? No, no. Six months ago, January, January 1st. Yeah. So have fun. Good

00:03:51.860 luck. No big deal. All right. Moving on. Um, another hoax. There was that, um, thing that went

00:03:59.260 around that was saying that the Canadian churches had mass graves in them. Was that correct? Or the

00:04:04.580 Catholic churches had mass graves in them. There was some sort of, yeah, there was a mass indigenous

00:04:08.980 grave outside of some sort of Catholic church. And then everyone was talking about it. And then

00:04:14.120 basically 80 or so Catholic churches were burned down because of it in Canada. This is all in

00:04:20.500 Canada. And it turns out that was a hoax too. Yeah. Oops. Nobody's found yet. Oh, there wasn't

00:04:25.760 a mass grave. Okay. So who's going to jail for burning all the churches down? Also nobody.

00:04:31.980 We couldn't quite, you know, catch anyone in the act. And one of the things about that is those

00:04:37.280 two things, uh, like COVID ramping up and the churches, Oh, indigenous people got wrongly

00:04:43.560 killed and dumped in a big mass grave. It's like it ramped up the same type of people.

00:04:48.520 The people who were like, we need to take action and go now. And you're trying to kill

00:04:52.180 me. Um, and it's the same type of people and the steady eddies, they always win.

00:04:57.280 Like the white supremacy, people who think about white supremacy a lot. People who think about

00:05:01.880 the disenfranchised groups, the native Americans, the indigenous people, people who are extra

00:05:07.600 cautious for COVID. It's the same Muppets. It's like the useful idiots. They ramp them up.

00:05:12.320 They let them do violence and burn things down like BLM. They're ready to go. They're on standby

00:05:17.500 for the next orders. Yeah. They're standing back and standing by. Yeah. You can say that.

00:05:21.840 Um, all right, let's move on. Vivek, our boy, Vivek.

00:05:25.560 Ramshwamy.

00:05:26.960 Vivek Ramshwamy. Um, what's, it's a long tweet. Do you want to read it?

00:05:30.880 Yeah, I'll go ahead. Under General CQ Brown's leadership, the air force is trying to reduce

00:05:35.800 white male pilots from 86% of its flyers down to 43% amidst a major recruiting crisis. Increasing

00:05:42.640 racial discord will not help and further degrade the mission success and safety of the brave men

00:05:47.440 and women who serve this nation. As commander in chief, a president's job is to keep our homeland

00:05:52.280 safe and keep the men and women who defend it safe too. We need a chairman who will make national

00:05:56.840 defense about defending Americans again. I urge the U S Senate to reject General Brown's

00:06:02.300 nomination. Not only should he not be promoted, his record shows he should be fired. So he's just

00:06:07.580 making a call for the guy who they're trying to confirm to lead the air force. Yeah. So they want

00:06:12.680 to get, they want to reduce the number of white male pilots. Yeah. Have you ever seen a pilot?

00:06:17.760 They're all white guys. They're white. They're all white guys that went to the military and know

00:06:23.640 how to fly a plane really good. That's what pilots are. They all have 20, 20 vision. They're not too

00:06:28.040 tall. They can handle the G force. They do their little routine and they check their, all the buttons

00:06:33.000 before the fly goes. Before the fly goes. Yeah. That's who that's, Oh, let's get rid of those guys.

00:06:39.080 And replace them with a lady. And it's like the one thing America has is air superiority. Obviously

00:06:44.980 there are other things, but scrap that. Let's just dump it. We don't need that anymore. Right guys?

00:06:49.040 Yeah, exactly. All right. We have a lot to get to. I don't even want to tell you how many pages of

00:06:53.540 housekeeping. It's a lot. Okay. It's a lot, but there's less urban decay, more housekeeping, more

00:06:59.240 cringe kind of went a little light on uplifting gold too, but the housekeeping is strong. So make sure

00:07:04.700 you guys tickle the post, use this opportunity to help us juice the algo, tickle the post, like

00:07:09.800 comment notifications, a welcome back Fleckus, a welcome back rap boy. The guy who counts my sips

00:07:18.720 get to work. That's a sip number two and three. Someone was counting rap boy sips from last episode.

00:07:24.280 Don't you guys have anything better to do? I like it. I don't want to discourage him. Yeah. We don't

00:07:28.800 want to discourage it. It actually, it's actually important data. Um, the big titty woodshop teacher.

00:07:33.200 Yeah. So, I mean, that's over guys. We had a good run. Uh, Kayla Lemieux ditches Z cup

00:07:40.080 breast shows up as a man ahead of new school year. So this guy, he switched jobs. Uh, he

00:07:45.040 switched to a different school. Um, they wrote that memo, which we reported on that there might

00:07:50.060 be, you know, an interest press interest. And basically the dream is done. He gave it

00:07:54.780 up. Um, and the people who said he was doing this as a bit, as a joke, just cause he could

00:08:00.400 cause, uh, the Canadian rules are such a joke and such a wide, like, uh, they give such

00:08:05.920 a wide birth or interpretation, you know? Um, you guys were right and it's over. He's

00:08:12.480 showing up as a man. Um, I don't think I'm waiting for the, he admits it and goes, see

00:08:18.260 how stupid Canada is. See how easy it was to pull a fastball over you idiots. That would

00:08:22.940 be great. But he's probably got a great paying shop teacher job with a pension and he wants to

00:08:27.940 make it to age 55. So he could do cameo with the huge cans and make like 500 K. I think

00:08:35.060 so. But he may be, I think it was doing a bit the whole time. He also looks like a RRB

00:08:39.500 doppel. Yeah. Um, he was doing the bit and then it started picking up steam both in the

00:08:45.920 media and everywhere else on the internet. And he goes, Whoa, what have I opened? It was

00:08:51.000 a monkey's paw situation. So sorry for your loss. I know the run is over those, those big

00:08:56.400 titties, you know, they're gone. Uh, and you know, it's like that saying, you know, it's

00:09:00.940 so over, but also we're so back. Like, you know how it goes back and forth. Like it's

00:09:05.160 so over cause the cans are gone, but we're so back because now this guy is just going

00:09:09.220 to school as a normal guy again. Yeah. So it's both. Yeah. All right. Let's get into

00:09:13.040 some of a pot more politics. Uh, Joe Biden lies. Uh, KJP had a quote the other day, which

00:09:20.660 I thought was just like, so just in our face. So like, you're not even going to pretend to

00:09:26.480 lie a little bit better. The president has done more to secure the border and to deal

00:09:30.620 with this issue of immigration than anybody else. He really has. It's like, what kind

00:09:36.240 of psycho statement is that? Who the fuck are you talking to? Have you seen the videos of

00:09:41.260 all the people coming across the open border? Have you seen the videos of the people camped

00:09:45.980 out in like town hall? El Paso, Chicago police departments. Like there's just a billion people

00:09:52.060 everywhere. What are you talking about? Yeah. Oh, I guess there's like a little gray area

00:09:57.140 where they plan where it's like, Oh yeah, it's not illegal if they all claim asylum at the same

00:10:01.460 time. So it's like illegal immigration is actually down. It's way down. But like the bodies are

00:10:06.380 flowing. 10 million asylum seekers, but illegal immigration is basically zero because we tell

00:10:11.300 them before they get to the border what to say. Then we have them throw out their passports

00:10:15.000 to their ID. There's various non-governmental organizations who are advising them on exactly

00:10:19.620 the best way to get left into the country. Yeah, exactly. And then we have like the Washington

00:10:23.480 Post fact checker. Here's a guide to some of the stories told by president Biden that cannot

00:10:27.640 be verified or are not plausible. It's like, that's how they treat him. When he tells like

00:10:31.640 his personal stories, they're like, Oh, some, some are inaccurate. Can't verify it. Can't

00:10:36.040 call it either way. Yeah. And then Trump's false or misleading claims total 30,573 over four

00:10:41.640 years. So they got every single one. Cool. Thanks. Thanks guys. Fun living here. It's

00:10:47.320 not even fun anymore, dude. Washington Post, like you used to catch a news publication being

00:10:52.320 biased and be like, gotcha. And now it's just like, we know Kareem Jean Pierre, he's done

00:10:57.200 the most for the border. It's like punching you in the face with such negative misinformation,

00:11:02.260 you know? Yeah. And it's not even, they used to try to hide it a little bit or censor it.

00:11:07.440 Now they just lie to your face. And if you like it and you believe it, great, that's for you. And

00:11:11.840 if you don't fuck you pretty much, um, let's go to the proud boys situation. Um, Joe Biggs from the

00:11:19.560 proud boys gets 17 years. Yeah. Uh, second longest, uh, second longest in the January 6th, like, uh,

00:11:27.020 sentencing portion, um, 15 years and 17 years in multiple cases, some sentences. He has a kid,

00:11:33.540 a young daughter that he can't see. And all he did was like pull down a fence or something.

00:11:37.540 Yeah. Uh, Drano had a good tweet about it. A proud boys leader got 17 years in prison for tearing

00:11:42.360 down a fence on January 6th. A New York lawyer got 15 months for firebombing a police car during the

00:11:47.900 BLM riots. Yeah. Remember the Molotov cocktail lady? Yeah. 15 months for throwing a Molotov cocktail at

00:11:53.960 a police car, but you move a fence on January 6th. And then obviously no one got in trouble for BLM.

00:12:00.440 Uh, it's kind of like, you know, the two sets of laws to multi-tiered justice system. And that's

00:12:05.400 what makes people go crazy. Exactly. And you know what? You guys got to play by those rules. You

00:12:10.020 know, if you do something outside of, uh, what's ordinary, expect the full extent of the law to come

00:12:15.960 down in the name of politics, you know? So that's why we move out of, uh, New Orleans to Florida.

00:12:20.220 Yeah. So Rob DeSantis can protect us. Yeah. He gets rid of the DAs. This George Soros,

00:12:25.460 the, so Rob, he protects us. And then when we get in trouble and then we have to get help from

00:12:29.600 DeSantis, we're still going to maintain our DeSantis, not for president energy. Of course Rob,

00:12:35.220 that's just true. But don't let me get in trouble. Let's read the despair thing. Uh,

00:12:39.620 Owen Benjamin had a great tweet that was kind of reminding me of what's going on lately.

00:12:43.820 Uh, he said, you go for it. Yeah. He said, just talk to my Russian friend. Despair was the main

00:12:48.920 weapon they used to destroy Russia in the 1980s through 2000. It ruined generations. It's actually

00:12:54.720 a weapon and clearly it's aimed at America right now. Don't engage in it or indulge in it. It's

00:12:59.980 poison. That rings true to me. Stay white-pilled. Yeah. Stay white-pilled even though they steal the

00:13:06.340 election and force you to get vaccinated and shut your business down and steal the money and give it to

00:13:10.820 Ukraine. Let everyone in over the border and they burn down the whole country. 99% of COVID dust

00:13:16.260 weren't really with COVID. But you have to stay, you have to stay white-pilled because if you stay

00:13:21.020 white-pilled, then you could be motivated to have a family. And then if you have a family,

00:13:25.120 your sons can deal with the problem. Agreed. You need four sons. Exactly. Um, let's go to the

00:13:31.480 Doja cap. It came a full demon. Yeah. I don't really care for stuff like this, but I don't care for

00:13:36.900 stuff like this too. Um, but you know how trans people say, Oh, I'm mass presenting. Yeah. I'm

00:13:42.380 fem presenting. Yeah. Doja cat just became a demon. She's demon presenting. That's fair. She has a new

00:13:47.860 album called demons. Really? Yeah. And I don't stay up on Doja cat that much. Yeah. So congrats to the

00:13:54.600 demon on a successful body takeover. Yeah. You got in. It was easy. You got, you got a full one and

00:14:00.940 you're a full demon. Um, all right, let's keep going. Um, the new place that, uh, we're at in

00:14:08.260 Florida has a pool and I've come to the realization that society has not figured out how to dry a dog

00:14:17.320 quickly. That's what I'm realizing. So we're on Amazon trying to find ways to, cause the dog goes

00:14:23.080 in the pool and then he goes in the house. And it's like, if you go on the couch or on the bed or the

00:14:27.020 carpet, it's not good to have wet dog around. You got to leave him in purgatory for a while to dry

00:14:32.200 off. Yeah. You got to leave him in the, I call it the box, which is his cage. I said, get in the box

00:14:35.540 and then, you know, he has to wait there. Um, but you know, hairdryer in a bubble suit. Yeah.

00:14:41.660 Hmm. Haven't figured it out yet. That's the best we got. Then it's, or the other option is the dog

00:14:46.260 needs to wear a robe. Yeah. Maybe back to the drawing board. Um, so the only option I've seen that

00:14:53.220 actually makes sense is just shaving the dog and then you use a towel on like skin.

00:14:58.040 That's the only thing that's worked so far. Yeah. Um, all right. Speaking of, speaking of ideas,

00:15:04.180 I have an idea for James O'Keefe. It's a borderline game show, but he kind of already does this,

00:15:11.340 but imagine like really leaning into it. He has whistleblowers, right? Imagine you have a

00:15:16.660 whistleblower come forward and then you crowdfund a reward. So for example, I work at Best Buy. I have

00:15:23.200 proof that they're being discriminate. They're discriminating against white people in their

00:15:27.560 hiring process. I come forward as a whistleblower. Everyone goes, Oh my gosh, that's so bad. Here's

00:15:32.440 money. Here's money. Here's money. Crowdsource money. Now I make 200 gram for when I get fired or

00:15:37.640 when I quit my Best Buy job and you get a good payout. You're more motivated to be a whistleblower.

00:15:43.600 So then more whistleblowers will come forward. Oh, I work at Pfizer. The vaccine kills everyone

00:15:48.040 and they know it. Cool. $2 million. That's a fat bounty. That's a fat bounty. So you do it like

00:15:53.580 that. And then it'll encourage more whistleblowers, high level whistleblowers who are like, Hey,

00:15:58.580 I'll lose my job, but I'm going to make 3 million bucks. Yeah. And then it becomes like a game show.

00:16:03.500 And also James O'Keefe gets to be a little theatric. Yeah. So we know he likes that purple,

00:16:08.640 purple suit type thing. Old seventies game show sales type show me the bounty 300,000. And you can

00:16:16.740 always raise money live. Like let's come on guys. Hit those phones. And we could call people on the

00:16:22.280 phone and raise money. Hey, James O'Keefe. If you want to talk more about this idea, you can have it.

00:16:27.960 Yeah. That's all right. Moving on. Burning man. People are trapped. We're not going to get too deep

00:16:31.980 into this, but don't forget that fashion show Kanye West did where everyone was walking through the

00:16:37.120 mud. Yeah. That could have been foreshadowing. That could have been a thing. And then if there is like

00:16:42.200 a zombie pandemic that comes out of burning man, they, they did it. Kanye was in tune.

00:16:49.320 Yeah. He tried to warn us. Okay. All right. Next thing. Not the best news right here. Couldn't

00:16:54.480 have happened to nicer people. The burning man crowd. I don't really care. It's not like,

00:16:59.300 Oh, Hawaii is burning. It's like burning man got fucked. I don't really care. Oh, I brought strawberries

00:17:06.500 and I'm going to trade for sandals. It's like, all right, bro. If you're four days into mud and

00:17:11.680 the toilets overflowed, ration your water, buddy. Strawberries are gone. Good luck. Um,

00:17:16.960 I got some kind of bad news, but not that bad. Actually, we started drinking diet Cokes again.

00:17:22.560 You know, we broke the habit originally. It wasn't even that hard. It wasn't a big deal.

00:17:27.240 Sure. We could do it. And now we're, you go to Costco and you see the 35 rack of diet Coke and

00:17:33.500 you get them. That's it. It's that simple guys. So we broke the habit. We, we quit drinking them.

00:17:40.400 Check. Now we can drink them again. Exactly. I think that's how it works. All right. Um,

00:17:46.780 you know, that old meme, every time I go to target, I, for one thing I ended up leaving and it's 150

00:17:51.460 bucks. Of course we went to target because we just moved into a new house. So that's what you do.

00:17:58.140 300 bucks is the new one 50. Yeah. The whole, Oh, trip to target. It's a hundred bucks every

00:18:03.360 time. And I almost didn't go cause of the gay twink shit they did with the kids. Um, but I kind

00:18:07.940 of had to, um, had to, and it was the most expensive waste of money ever. So I will not

00:18:13.380 be ever going again. And target sucks too. Everything is like plastic. Yeah. It's disgusting.

00:18:19.240 It's the, it's the same hustle as Walmart. It's just, they, they make you feel better about

00:18:23.240 it. Like it's all Chinese plastic. It's all Chinese plastic crap products. Yeah. Right.

00:18:28.040 I'll break. All right. Really quick. Gorlock, the destroyer. There was a post we saw on I funny,

00:18:32.940 and it says, I think that the guy who coined the term Gorlock, the destroyer should come

00:18:37.560 out and let the whole internet pay its respects. That was Richard. That was Richard like two

00:18:43.340 months ago. Yeah. He tweeted it. Here's the tweet that went super viral, got millions and

00:18:47.960 millions of views. Um, Gorlock, the destroyer Richard did that. Yeah. Feels good to hit a

00:18:54.440 dinger. The whole world is talking about Gorlock, the destroyer. Like that person will be on

00:18:57.940 other podcasts and they'll go, Oh, this is Gorlock, the destroyer. The branding at the right

00:19:02.680 time really stuck. And it feels like a cultural win, you know, especially cause that's just

00:19:07.620 a guy. Yeah. That's just a really fat Mexican guy. Yeah. So, so congrats to Richard. The

00:19:13.660 whole, you got the whole world talking about something that's hard to do. It reminds me

00:19:17.060 when I got Jerry Nadler that time to say Antifa is a myth. Yeah. Basically the same level

00:19:21.940 of like the whole world's talking about one thing. I think Hannity still runs that clip.

00:19:26.520 Oh yeah. Like Hannity, it's on Fox every once in a while. For sure. Uh, let's go to the,

00:19:31.460 uh, the gay Trump, anti-Trump guy. Yeah. Let's see what he's up to. Let's see what he's up to.

00:19:37.500 So scary. I'm scared doing this right now. Like it's scary because it's like, if you go against

00:19:45.000 Trump, like you're, you're over. Kyle Clare is a young Iowa conservative, afraid to voice his true

00:19:51.000 opinion on Trump in front of other Republicans. Let's get this guy. They don't want to believe

00:19:54.400 he lost the election. It's hard to swallow. Losing is hard to swallow. Claire says too many

00:19:58.620 Trump supporters are ignoring what really happened on January 6th. You know why they don't have an issue

00:20:04.000 on January 6th? Because they didn't, they haven't watched the tapes. President Trump sat in the

00:20:08.420 Oval Office for two hours watching our nation, a symbol of our nation's democracy being attacked,

00:20:14.760 watching police officers being attacked, watching people chant for the death of Vice President Mike

00:20:19.580 Pence. God damn it. And while Claire is frustrated that Republican leaders aren't calling out Trump,

00:20:24.280 he says he understands why candidates like Governor Ron DeSantis are hesitant to. Sure, he's scared to.

00:20:30.020 I'm scared to. Think about him. He has to worry about getting people's votes. I don't have to worry

00:20:33.440 about getting people's votes, but I'm still scared to. What a little twink. Another

00:20:37.260 theatrical homosexual Ron DeSantis guy? I don't know. What are we doing here? Another Ron DeSantis

00:20:42.760 homosexual mafia member? I like when the content comes out like this random guy from Ohio who's

00:20:49.300 gay and freaking out. It's like, yeah, we need to listen to him. All right, cool. Claire. Thank you.

00:20:54.580 Listen to Claire. This 20-year-old catty homosexual delivers a death blow to the GOP MAGA base.

00:21:00.260 Okay, buddy. All right. That's it. I just want to make fun of that gay guy. Yeah, that clip. Come on.

00:21:06.520 Yeah. Ron DeSantis, make sure you get that guy paid. Yeah. Get him on the payroll. Get him advising

00:21:11.460 you at the highest levels, please. All right. Let's move on. You guys know Rohit, right? No fizzy drink

00:21:17.320 for me today. Rohit, I don't want to say he's in some hot water, but he was kind of accused of

00:21:26.060 drinking fizzy drinks.

00:21:28.200 Hello, everyone. No fizzy drink for me today. You know, I have mentioned before that I still

00:21:33.080 buy fizzy drinks for my wife or for guests or for someone else. Today, I was at the drive-thru of a

00:21:38.460 fast food chain and the girl handed me the glass of fizzy drink. And she said,

00:21:42.820 I love your videos because she recognized me. So I said, thank you very much. And I'm having

00:21:47.860 a fizzy drink from you. And she said, yeah, I know. And I said, don't worry. It's for my wife.

00:21:52.220 But anyway, then I took the fizzy drink, came home, gave it to my wife. I even washed my hands

00:21:56.820 after that. But the main point is I was really, really happy feeling that I'm out of addiction

00:22:02.560 and I felt really powerful, being honest, very determined because of what you guys have made me.

00:22:08.640 So big thank you to you guys once again. If I was near fizzy drink.

00:22:11.420 So do you believe him?

00:22:14.220 I don't know.

00:22:15.120 I don't know either. I believe him. I need to see lips to straw to...

00:22:21.600 Yeah.

00:22:22.360 For him to really make me turn.

00:22:24.720 I'd like to see Rohit try heroin. He's talking about 1200 days of fizzy drinks. I think he would

00:22:31.700 go off the rails.

00:22:32.640 He would love heroin. He would love trank. So I believe him. But imagine, imagine you see your

00:22:41.760 hero at the drive-thru ordering a fizzy drink.

00:22:44.840 His whole identity is about not doing the thing you're seeing him do.

00:22:47.740 And he's like, three fizzy drinks, please. It could break the wrong person's heart.

00:22:51.420 My wife, my sister, and my mother-in-law.

00:22:53.700 Yeah. And they're at home.

00:22:55.120 Yeah.

00:22:55.300 Okay, buddy.

00:22:56.000 Trust me.

00:22:56.640 Let's do the kick demonstration. The kitchen kick demonstration.

00:23:01.980 Good?

00:23:03.040 Yeah.

00:23:04.500 This looks like it's going to work.

00:23:06.140 Oh.

00:23:10.080 Fucking, of course.

00:23:13.300 Okay.

00:23:14.740 I don't have anything prepared for that. It's just...

00:23:17.140 Of course.

00:23:17.620 Of course that's what happened.

00:23:19.260 Yeah.

00:23:19.660 You kicked a plate into a guy's face.

00:23:21.960 It was meant to break and you're holding it here.

00:23:24.420 Of course.

00:23:25.440 Of course.

00:23:26.320 Yeah.

00:23:26.760 All right.

00:23:27.080 We have a Snarf Snarf opportunity.

00:23:28.680 We have two Snarf Snarf opportunities.

00:23:30.720 Okay.

00:23:31.780 The first one, so everyone who doesn't know, we on the show are trying to get things named

00:23:38.400 Snarf Snarf or Snarf Snarf O'Banion.

00:23:41.200 The fictional character we created doing a no jumper type headline who's a rapper.

00:23:45.540 Yep.

00:23:46.020 Yep.

00:23:46.300 So then whenever something comes up and it's like, help us name this bridge, help us name

00:23:49.980 this giraffe or whatever it is, we rush to the comments and we call for Snarf Snarf to

00:23:56.580 be the name.

00:23:57.260 Yeah.

00:23:57.500 So our first opportunity is the first of its kind ultra surf coaster coming to the thrill

00:24:03.080 capital of the South.

00:24:05.040 Six Flags Georgia.

00:24:06.200 Six Flags Georgia.

00:24:07.840 They said, what should this be called?

00:24:09.680 The name of the coaster?

00:24:11.360 I think it should be called the Snarf Snarf Snarf Coaster.

00:24:14.100 Yeah.

00:24:14.500 The Snarf Snarf Surf Coaster.

00:24:16.460 Smart.

00:24:17.240 And that makes sense.

00:24:18.740 And if everyone comments it, they're going to go, I don't know what this even means,

00:24:21.720 but people kind of like the name Snarf Snarf.

00:24:25.120 And then also there's a police dog, the Princeton Police Department from Massachusetts.

00:24:28.660 There's a new little boy going into the police force.

00:24:31.320 Thank you for your service.

00:24:32.480 It's like a chocolate lab type.

00:24:33.840 It looks like a chocolate lab type, which is a kind of like a Snarf Snarf.

00:24:38.060 Yeah.

00:24:38.700 That's a Snarf Snarf little boy.

00:24:40.640 Yeah.

00:24:41.020 He snarfs.

00:24:42.440 So those are linked in the description.

00:24:44.640 Please get in there and help us name him Snarf Snarf.

00:24:48.900 Yeah.

00:24:49.480 All right.

00:24:49.920 Last piece of housekeeping before we get into cringe of the week.

00:24:52.960 This was a very important, long housekeeping.

00:24:54.880 We did our trip from New Orleans to Florida.

00:24:58.620 Ten hours in the U-Haul.

00:25:00.280 Tell him, hey, tell him about, tell him about what the show I put on.

00:25:06.360 Fleckus, I will say Fleckus put on a clinic of moving the U-Haul, backing in.

00:25:12.920 He's actually a mover type as well.

00:25:15.160 He just powers through stuff and he lifts like a couch and he does a single leg squat up into the U-Haul.

00:25:20.840 So I get this thing where I just get the thing because people move and they kind of like.

00:25:26.080 Pussy foot around it.

00:25:27.060 They have their light in the boots and they kind of just like move things here and there.

00:25:31.520 I am like, I just get into a zone where I just get the thing and it's just like, it clicks in my head and I just, I just move it.

00:25:39.420 He's fully sweating.

00:25:40.600 He's, he, he, he doesn't take no for an answer.

00:25:42.940 Like a mattress up a tight spiral staircase.

00:25:45.360 It's called, it's called just gets it done.

00:25:47.560 And it's like some people would look and go, oh, maybe if we turn it or like maybe.

00:25:50.980 And I just like grab it and I just go up the stairs until it's up there.

00:25:55.900 Fleckus put on a clinic, both in the physical moving and the U-Haul driving, which was great because I didn't have to drive.

00:26:03.260 We arrived at like midnight.

00:26:04.540 It's a 26 foot truck.

00:26:06.500 And then I backed into a very narrow driveway from a very narrow road.

00:26:10.500 So I had to go, and I brought it all the way back.

00:26:14.300 It was really good.

00:26:15.020 All about the mirrors, obviously.

00:26:17.260 It's in my bones.

00:26:18.300 My dad used to move stuff like in college and in between, like in high school too, drove a truck, used to move stuff with his buddies.

00:26:25.880 It's like a summer job.

00:26:27.260 So it's in the DNA.

00:26:28.540 It's a blessing and a curse though, because now anytime there's another U-Haul need, you got to step up and do it.

00:26:34.880 That's all right.

00:26:35.580 I'm ready for it.

00:26:36.780 And then when I was leaving, there's this, so we're leaving New Orleans.

00:26:39.520 There was this horrible, annoying woman that lived a couple doors down.

00:26:44.680 And she thinks me and Richard Rappoy are gay because one time I was on vacation and Rappoy went to my place to like just check in on it and make sure it was okay.

00:26:54.420 And then I saw her after and she goes, oh, yeah, you've been gone for a while.

00:26:58.180 I saw your partner here a few days ago.

00:27:00.320 And I just said, oh, yeah, okay.

00:27:03.160 Like I'm not a lawyer.

00:27:04.200 So I was talking to her as like the truck's loaded and we're saying, I'm like, oh, you know, we're moving to Florida.

00:27:14.460 And she goes, oh, that other guy too?

00:27:15.540 I was like, yeah, he lives down there.

00:27:16.940 We're moving.

00:27:17.720 We're going to St. Petersburg.

00:27:19.140 And she was like, wow, that's a pretty big step moving to a new city together.

00:27:24.020 And I just said, yeah.

00:27:25.340 Yeah.

00:27:25.840 You know, it is.

00:27:26.720 That's a big step.

00:27:27.640 I just didn't feel like correcting.

00:27:28.900 Yeah.

00:27:29.180 Yeah, it is.

00:27:29.860 It's a big step.

00:27:30.560 I think being gay to a random neighbor who we don't even like is a little better than her finding out about this podcast.

00:27:37.340 Exactly.

00:27:37.940 Understanding the opinions we really have towards the gays and, you know.

00:27:41.920 Yeah.

00:27:42.460 Others.

00:27:43.100 No, new city.

00:27:44.400 New city together.

00:27:45.300 That's a big step.

00:27:46.120 I was like, yeah, it is.

00:27:48.620 And then we were joking.

00:27:49.500 You met the neighbor over here.

00:27:51.920 You said, oh, yeah, that's my business partner.

00:27:54.220 I'm living with my business partner.

00:27:56.140 Nobody fucks anybody.

00:27:57.460 Yeah.

00:27:57.860 But we didn't say that.

00:27:58.820 We're not going to.

00:27:59.380 We don't fuck.

00:28:01.140 Yeah.

00:28:01.640 So basically, the way I see it, like I moved to Florida.

00:28:04.760 We moved to Florida in 2020.

00:28:06.840 That was kind of like act one.

00:28:08.520 Things were good.

00:28:09.320 We're coming to the election.

00:28:10.520 Things are going our way.

00:28:11.540 Country's coming back.

00:28:12.840 Then act two, they steal the election.

00:28:15.320 They do COVID.

00:28:16.100 They do all these horrible things.

00:28:17.460 We go to New Orleans and hide out and grind out, get to 100 episodes.

00:28:21.160 And now we return for act three.

00:28:22.780 This is act three, the return.

00:28:24.520 And this is the victory.

00:28:25.460 This is where we win.

00:28:26.460 This is where we win this election coming up.

00:28:28.460 And then we go into a golden age renaissance.

00:28:31.240 Oh.

00:28:31.820 Or they steal everything again and we head to the woods.

00:28:35.080 Back to step one.

00:28:36.700 Yeah.

00:28:37.080 So we have a vlog from the trip.

00:28:39.660 It's not that good.

00:28:40.320 It's nothing.

00:28:40.740 We didn't do anything.

00:28:41.360 It's not.

00:28:41.700 Yeah.

00:28:42.020 It's bad.

00:28:42.820 But basically, here's the first night.

00:28:45.240 After we packed the U-Haul, we had to sleep on an air mattress on the floor.

00:28:49.860 And my air pump didn't work.

00:28:51.920 So I just put my air mattress on top of Jerry's bed and stole Jerry's bed.

00:28:56.200 And then here's me driving in the rain.

00:28:59.920 He's not on his Vespa, boys.

00:29:01.740 This happened to Rob at Miami Beach in a business meeting.

00:29:04.160 And then he was riding his Vespa.

00:29:05.460 And then it started raining.

00:29:06.380 Like, you know, how far the rain is.

00:29:07.980 And then next thing you know, Rob's on his Vespa in the downpour after a business meeting

00:29:11.540 on Miami Beach.

00:29:12.980 There's the Hermicane.

00:29:14.800 Oh, watch out.

00:29:15.900 Hermicane, watch out.

00:29:16.820 The Hermicane.

00:29:17.440 They clear the roads.

00:29:18.380 This is so hard to drive.

00:29:19.660 Oh, there's going to be a hurricane.

00:29:21.960 You're stupid, they said.

00:29:23.520 Yeah, it was fucking yesterday.

00:29:26.720 Rob's got his cack out.

00:29:27.960 This is some good.

00:29:29.020 Rob's got his cack out.

00:29:30.620 Hey, this is where we live now.

00:29:33.880 Quality Inn.

00:29:35.120 Because you were pulling.

00:29:36.960 You were pulling, so that's why we live here now.

00:29:41.200 There's Jerry drooling.

00:29:44.980 But that was it.

00:29:46.260 That was the trip.

00:29:47.200 It wasn't a vlog.

00:29:47.960 It was a miserable driving situation.

00:29:49.300 Jerry was in between my feet.

00:29:51.240 It was tough.

00:29:52.320 And yeah.

00:29:53.780 We told Jerry we were moving.

00:29:56.280 Every time he saw us, like we saw us packing up, he knew something was happening.

00:30:00.100 And we said, it's because you pull on the leash.

00:30:02.200 And then also, there's a certain number of people, we won't name names, saying, you're

00:30:06.960 driving through a hurricane.

00:30:08.540 You're driving right.

00:30:09.860 It's like, we're driving the day after a hurricane on the interstate.

00:30:15.640 The most important road that exists in Florida after a hurricane, right?

00:30:20.060 You don't think they have crews cleaning up.

00:30:22.760 You don't think they get the big giant trees that fall off the road.

00:30:26.900 So everyone else, you know, save your tips for yourself.

00:30:30.400 We handled it.

00:30:31.420 We handled it.

00:30:32.500 Exactly.

00:30:33.400 It sucked.

00:30:34.160 Because there's a certain point you just have to put the hours in.

00:30:37.200 There's no getting around it.

00:30:38.380 That's all road trips.

00:30:39.480 You have to do the time.

00:30:41.080 It's like a prison sentence.

00:30:41.840 It was 10 hours.

00:30:42.340 Yeah.

00:30:42.760 And we just ate it.

00:30:44.200 And then we kept looking at the clock.

00:30:45.740 And it was bad.

00:30:46.960 But we got here.

00:30:47.680 We got it done.

00:30:48.260 Kept it 100.

00:30:49.120 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:30:50.620 It was a great housekeeping.

00:30:52.360 Before we get into Cringe of the Week, I'm reminding you guys to join Fleckistalks.com.

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00:31:54.840 Let's get into Cringe of the Week.

00:31:55.860 We should say.

00:31:58.940 All right.

00:32:00.320 First clip of Cringe of the Week, the lesbian pronoun day one of school teacher.

00:32:05.820 Cool.

00:32:06.800 My name is Teacher Roby.

00:32:08.220 I am non-binary.

00:32:09.520 I use they, them pronouns.

00:32:10.860 For example, they are a great art teacher.

00:32:13.580 They taught us how to draw a stitch.

00:32:15.660 They are wearing a fucking hat, basketball shorts, and a T-shirt.

00:32:20.780 Yeah.

00:32:21.320 I kind of dress like that too, but not in front of a bunch of kids.

00:32:25.660 A hat as a teacher?

00:32:28.220 Exactly.

00:32:28.740 That's not an appropriate teacher outfit.

00:32:31.000 And then there's so many old school teachers, I'm sure, that are still teaching that remember

00:32:35.200 how it used to be back in the day.

00:32:37.060 I remember there was a teacher in one of my schools who had too much Yankee stuff on the

00:32:41.780 walls.

00:32:42.300 It was just too much.

00:32:43.280 Yeah.

00:32:43.720 And then one day it was kind of just like toned way down and taken down and only had a couple

00:32:47.740 of things on his desk.

00:32:48.560 The principal talked to him, had to talk to him.

00:32:50.540 He probably got in a little bit of trouble.

00:32:51.600 This person's dressing like how I dress to sit around the house.

00:32:55.640 You already know that about me.

00:32:57.400 Pronouns are super important for myself, for you.

00:32:59.960 It's important that we get it right every single time.

00:33:02.400 If you ever make a mistake, I'll just politely correct you.

00:33:05.200 And you should also be making sure that you use those correct pronouns.

00:33:09.200 So this is the first thing of the school year.

00:33:12.980 For 2023 school year, this is the first thing that these fourth graders are being taught

00:33:17.240 by the art teacher.

00:33:19.080 Yeah.

00:33:19.360 She actually replaced the part where how parents can contact her with this.

00:33:24.660 So now the parents can't even reach out and then she's doing this.

00:33:28.000 Yeah.

00:33:28.640 It'd be like a teacher coming to school and talking about hot rods the whole day because

00:33:31.960 he likes hot rods.

00:33:33.040 Yeah, dude.

00:33:33.800 I just, you know, the turbo, they got the NOS on it.

00:33:36.680 It's like, can you teach us?

00:33:37.980 It's your personal passion and it's getting in the way.

00:33:41.260 Mr. Smith, it's great that you like hot rods, but please get back to the math.

00:33:45.680 Yeah.

00:33:45.780 Like Constantinople, how did it, how did it fall?

00:33:48.220 And he goes, well, it was basically like a NASCAR race, but you know, it's just like

00:33:54.120 someone's whole identity and passion is wrapped up in this stupid thing that wastes everyone's

00:34:00.240 time.

00:34:00.580 And yeah, fourth graders guys.

00:34:02.520 And the world would all, it would be better if lessons like this were taught to when she

00:34:07.500 was a kid or whatever.

00:34:09.040 So that's what they're trying to do is like correct history again.

00:34:11.560 Elon's daughter actually has a, like a lesbian teacher of some sort.

00:34:17.460 Yeah.

00:34:17.660 Elon Musk blames elite LA school for brainwashing communist trans daughter into hating him for

00:34:23.980 being rich.

00:34:25.120 So nobody's safe.

00:34:26.720 Yeah.

00:34:27.040 It can happen to literally one of the smartest, most impressive men on earth.

00:34:30.900 The richest man in the world.

00:34:32.180 As long as they get a little bit of separation from you and start pooing in their brain with

00:34:37.520 the nonsense, then, uh, you know, nobody's safe.

00:34:39.980 Isn't that crazy?

00:34:40.600 The richest guy, one of the smartest people in the world, he can have his own daughter

00:34:45.140 turned on him by some idiot who went to like Marist.

00:34:48.340 And he knows the teacher.

00:34:49.780 He goes, that's it.

00:34:51.420 Mix Smith fucked up my kid.

00:34:54.620 Um, I, if I was Elon and I'm the richest guy on earth, I'd spend a lot of money to make

00:34:58.980 that person's life a little bit hellish.

00:35:01.200 That's a good idea.

00:35:02.240 And it's pennies to him, but, uh, you know, a little revenge.

00:35:05.500 That's smart.

00:35:06.320 That's what's needed.

00:35:06.960 Uh, let's go to the kids protesting pride, uh, in the middle school.

00:35:11.580 Yeah.

00:35:11.980 There's a tale of two cities here, I guess.

00:35:14.220 Plays of intolerance and homophobia are unacceptable.

00:35:17.820 This type of intolerant rhetoric starts in the home.

00:35:20.440 Parents angry at town hall over intolerance at Marshall Simons Middle School.

00:35:25.460 Kids were asked to wear rainbow clothes in honor of pride spirit day, but some organized

00:35:30.680 a counter protest wearing red, white, and blue or black.

00:35:34.140 The principal sharing a statement to families that pride posters were ripped down, stickers

00:35:39.200 ripped up.

00:35:39.940 Some students chanted USA are my pronouns and students showing pride were intimidated.

00:35:45.660 It was an unruly disruption, in fact.

00:35:49.000 There she is.

00:35:49.720 It was organized ahead of time.

00:35:50.580 That's her.

00:35:50.940 Some parents were upset, others say it was overblown.

00:35:54.500 Some of the kids threw the stickers on the ground.

00:35:56.500 But, you know, I can only speak for my daughter.

00:35:58.200 She just, she didn't want to wear that to school.

00:36:00.560 It's not that she wanted to hurt anybody's feelings.

00:36:02.560 She says her daughter felt coerced to participate in the pride event and was offended by some of

00:36:08.160 the messages, like this quote from Tennessee Williams.

00:36:11.000 Human heart cannot be straight.

00:36:12.580 It is curves and whines.

00:36:14.060 And my daughter just kind of said, you know, mom, that's, that's offensive to, to me, who I am.

00:36:19.020 Yeah.

00:36:19.320 So that's good to see the kids can bring it.

00:36:21.400 You can tell who's got based families.

00:36:23.260 Mm-hmm.

00:36:23.980 Like that other kid from last week.

00:36:25.500 And then everyone, everyone needs to be enthusiastically celebrating pride.

00:36:30.400 It's not something where it's like, oh, you know, well, naturally we accept some, you know,

00:36:35.100 we don't make the freak emo kids go to homecoming, the homecoming football game.

00:36:40.560 It's like, no, they just go off there to the side.

00:36:42.800 And it's the same thing for pride, but inverse.

00:36:45.880 They're like, we need everyone to be enthusiastic and dress up for that weird thing.

00:36:50.420 Only some percentage of the population cares about.

00:36:52.740 And it's like that, that lady was the teacher who said, oh, it was a whatever.

00:36:57.840 Disruption.

00:36:58.240 Yeah.

00:36:58.560 That enthusiastic disruption, like that's the one who did it.

00:37:01.680 So basically it's like, everyone's a little gay, right?

00:37:04.040 Yeah.

00:37:04.320 No.

00:37:04.980 Okay.

00:37:05.380 Well, we all support and love what gay people are up to, right?

00:37:09.000 Like, no.

00:37:09.480 Also, no.

00:37:10.320 Yeah.

00:37:10.720 No.

00:37:11.600 Well, let's just all give the gay kid a kiss.

00:37:13.460 Yeah.

00:37:13.740 Go back to class.

00:37:15.080 It's like the state enforced homosexuality.

00:37:18.060 It's basically coming through the school level at this point.

00:37:20.540 Yeah.

00:37:20.800 And you know who the, the, the lady trying to do the long house is.

00:37:24.140 She's there on camera.

00:37:25.380 You know exactly who it is.

00:37:26.540 And then the hot blonde mom.

00:37:27.800 Yeah.

00:37:28.680 With a nice kid and probably a good dad.

00:37:32.060 Yeah.

00:37:32.520 Is the one who's on camera.

00:37:33.800 So.

00:37:34.160 That's what we like to see.

00:37:35.360 Communism and leftism.

00:37:36.480 It's always been ugly freaks trying to steal everything you have.

00:37:39.540 If you're successful and good looking.

00:37:41.580 Exactly.

00:37:42.100 Let's go to the next guy who gives advice for trans kids.

00:37:46.140 Yeah.

00:37:46.360 This is good shit.

00:37:47.120 Did you know that if you have family that isn't LGBTQ affirming, that won't use your

00:37:51.560 correct name or pronouns, or they won't let your partner come home with you, you can

00:37:55.800 just not go home, not see them.

00:37:59.080 If you need permission, this is it.

00:38:01.840 So that guy's saying, yeah, just leave the people who love you unconditionally.

00:38:07.300 Abandon your family.

00:38:08.400 Abandon your family.

00:38:09.420 Because they won't call you the dumb shit that you thought of and found on TikTok.

00:38:13.300 They won't call you she if you're he.

00:38:15.380 Yeah.

00:38:15.640 You know those 10 people you talk to on Reddit?

00:38:17.860 They're your family now.

00:38:19.800 Will they pick you up when your tire blows out on the side of the road?

00:38:22.720 Well, no.

00:38:24.440 Yeah.

00:38:24.840 Will they bail you out of jail if you accidentally get yourself into some trouble?

00:38:28.960 Also, no.

00:38:29.960 Yeah.

00:38:30.460 Run away from home, live in a tent with people on fentanyl and from El Salvador.

00:38:35.140 Yeah.

00:38:35.540 Just as long as you get away from your homophobic father.

00:38:38.700 That's the important thing, right?

00:38:40.020 Let society raise you.

00:38:41.400 Boys are girls.

00:38:42.480 Bad guys are good guys.

00:38:43.820 Lizzo's hot.

00:38:44.720 Some twink gave you permission on the internet.

00:38:47.500 Abandon ship, right?

00:38:48.480 Abandon your family.

00:38:49.760 It's one of the problems with this kind of throw away, need 100% agreement.

00:38:54.840 Like, if I went out to a dinner with, like, some middle-of-the-road political people,

00:38:59.300 I'm on this podcast.

00:39:00.880 I have very specific views.

00:39:02.960 Do you think I bring it up?

00:39:04.560 Do you think I shoehorn it into everything?

00:39:07.300 No, I don't.

00:39:08.480 You tone it down.

00:39:09.360 And, yeah, if you have a disciplinarian dad who's old school, he's a mechanic,

00:39:13.740 he works on fucking diesel big rigs, like, maybe don't do the twink shit in front of him, right?

00:39:19.520 Have a little respect for the people who came before you.

00:39:21.920 You're not right.

00:39:22.600 You don't know more than society at large.

00:39:25.480 Everything needs to be twink-friendly everywhere at every time.

00:39:29.100 But it's like, what other hobbies or life, like, ways of living are ever like that?

00:39:35.100 Zero.

00:39:35.720 Zero.

00:39:36.320 But theirs is the one.

00:39:38.760 All right.

00:39:39.360 Let's go to the safe space for the people crying at Duke.

00:39:42.620 So this is from Lips of TikTok.

00:39:44.300 They said, Scoop, Duke Health is offering employees a safe space to process their feelings about North Carolina banning sex change surgeries for minors.

00:39:53.640 Some doctors are very sad that young, confused minors won't be able to get their healthy body parts chopped off.

00:39:58.040 That's the editorial.

00:39:58.840 But, yeah, you know that thing that only came up, like, five years ago?

00:40:04.860 Mm-hmm.

00:40:05.500 That was kind of an experiment the whole time?

00:40:07.200 Mm-hmm.

00:40:08.180 Oh, we're getting rid of it for kids only.

00:40:10.360 Oh, yeah.

00:40:11.340 So if you need to cry about that, I need a padded room I might self-harm as well.

00:40:15.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:17.240 So why don't we just lock it from the outside then, too?

00:40:19.460 So there's a safe place for employees to cry.

00:40:23.520 For, like, doctors, nurses, administrators to, like—

00:40:26.940 The people who see people die.

00:40:28.420 Exactly.

00:40:29.440 There's a safe place for them to cry because kids can't cut their genitals off and switch their genders in one state.

00:40:36.680 Mm-hmm.

00:40:37.460 That mean Republican governor.

00:40:39.380 Yeah, have fun explaining that to the aliens.

00:40:41.500 Yeah.

00:40:42.220 You guys are fucked.

00:40:43.620 Yeah.

00:40:44.880 Isn't that so funny?

00:40:45.840 Like, you need a safe space for something that only existed in the last five years or whatever, and then it went like this, and it went back to where it was.

00:40:54.260 Yeah.

00:40:54.500 So, crazy.

00:40:55.280 Let's move on.

00:40:55.980 We have more people crying.

00:40:58.060 This person was crying because they got misgendered.

00:41:00.840 We have, like, a whole section of people crying.

00:41:03.240 We don't know what to do, but, like, there was, like, a really bad experience.

00:41:11.220 Basically, I was just getting a drink at the bar, and they called both Azul and I ladies.

00:41:17.960 After they were done making the drink, I went up and they—

00:41:21.560 I was like, some people don't refer to themselves as ladies, but it's okay that you didn't know.

00:41:27.100 I'm in a gay bar, so I should feel safe.

00:41:30.000 It's a bad turn to around.

00:41:32.180 They got so mad at me, and they took the drink away from my wife and I.

00:41:38.700 My wife.

00:41:40.400 Just two ladies at a gay bar, right?

00:41:42.220 Two ladies at a gay bar.

00:41:43.280 Someone said, hello, ladies.

00:41:44.840 And then she started crying.

00:41:47.280 Something so bad happened.

00:41:49.980 You know, if a normal person was trans, it's almost like an oxymoron, I know.

00:41:53.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:54.640 But I can imagine for a second.

00:41:56.380 I can suspend disbelief.

00:41:57.160 Imagine being a rational person, and you're trans, and you look like a girl, and then someone calls you ladies.

00:42:03.260 Yeah, she's not even dressing non-binary.

00:42:06.020 Right?

00:42:06.220 I know what non-binary is—stupid earring, short hair, right down the middle, androgynous as it gets.

00:42:10.560 Yeah, androgynous, buzzed head.

00:42:12.200 So it's like if someone was rational and trans or whatever this person is, and they were called the wrong thing according to them, you could go, oh, that's all right.

00:42:22.600 I kind of look like a girl.

00:42:24.020 Not everyone's familiar with this.

00:42:25.320 It's less than 1% of the population.

00:42:27.500 You got it wrong.

00:42:28.460 Maybe some people will get it right, but I'm not bugging out.

00:42:31.180 It's actually—I'm actually non-binary.

00:42:33.480 You know, the world's going to take time to process this.

00:42:35.980 You know, over time, it'll probably get better towards us.

00:42:38.820 Yeah.

00:42:39.200 No biggie.

00:42:40.080 But not when you're dealing with—this instead of a rational person, this is an adult baby, it's called.

00:42:45.180 Yeah.

00:42:45.320 So that's the difference.

00:42:47.440 No reasonable expectations, just a person who's an adult baby.

00:42:52.260 Yeah.

00:42:52.420 It's like an Indian person going to McDonald's and going, why—what are they doing in here with all this cow products, all this beef, all this meat?

00:42:59.360 This is so bad.

00:43:00.340 You need to stop.

00:43:01.220 We need to stop this now.

00:43:02.400 Yeah.

00:43:02.700 I think—I don't think I'd cry like that if I was getting one of those, like, medieval tortures.

00:43:08.120 Like, they'd be flaying my back, and I'd go, ah!

00:43:11.380 Like, I wouldn't even cry like that.

00:43:13.900 We have another crier.

00:43:15.180 The lady got fired—or not even fired, just had an incident at work.

00:43:19.100 This is my favorite clip.

00:43:20.280 Employers need to know how to treat people who are autistic.

00:43:24.340 My manager told me to do a task, and I did the task how I thought she meant, but she didn't mean it that way, and she got mad at me and told me to do it the right way.

00:43:36.040 And so, like, just the way she talked to me, like, made me feel like I did something way too wrong, and it sent me into a meltdown in the bathroom.

00:43:44.900 And then I come out and I talk to one of my coworkers, and I'm, like, so crying and, like, shaky, and I'm like, I think I need to go home.

00:43:51.920 And he was like, yeah, that's only a call you can make.

00:43:54.780 Like, just ask her.

00:43:55.600 It'll be fine.

00:43:56.480 So I ask her to go home.

00:43:58.340 She barely looks at me, snaps at me, and says, yeah, I guess so.

00:44:02.120 And then I just leave, and she doesn't even look at me, doesn't do anything.

00:44:06.300 And it's just, like, it's such a little thing, but at the same time, it's like, nothing I do is right.

00:44:12.280 Like, if you want me to do it—

00:44:13.660 So if you look at this from the boss's point of view, you told the person to do something.

00:44:19.320 They botched it, did it completely wrong.

00:44:22.100 You corrected them.

00:44:23.580 They started crying and asked to go home early.

00:44:26.000 Shaking, crying, and had to go home.

00:44:28.120 That's basically as bad as an employee can be.

00:44:30.860 That's a full write-off.

00:44:32.420 Yeah, I told you to do something.

00:44:33.520 You did it wrong.

00:44:34.520 Now you're crying, and now you're leaving, and we have one less employee.

00:44:37.920 Fun working with you, buddy.

00:44:39.180 I'm going to have to let you go.

00:44:40.580 And if you let her go, you know it'll be some wrongful employment, whatever.

00:44:45.260 Yeah.

00:44:45.820 That kind of thing.

00:44:46.680 American Disabilities Act, because she's got autism.

00:44:49.280 Yeah.

00:44:49.760 That's diagnosed, like, very loosely, probably over Skype.

00:44:53.340 Yeah.

00:44:53.760 Probably diagnosed over Skype.

00:44:55.620 Or self-diagnosed from TikTok.

00:44:57.820 Yeah.

00:44:58.200 Autistic people, I didn't think, really cried like that.

00:45:01.180 Yeah.

00:45:01.420 They're a little more robotic.

00:45:03.400 Yeah.

00:45:03.880 But there's all types, according to this girl.

00:45:06.940 And one of the things is, whenever they talk about these crybabies who come to social media,

00:45:12.240 they go, I was doing a task, and then I did it wrong, and then they yelled at me.

00:45:17.280 And it's like, well, what was the task?

00:45:19.540 Give me specifics here.

00:45:20.720 How bad did you fuck up?

00:45:22.420 Yeah.

00:45:22.640 You know?

00:45:22.920 I want to know what it was.

00:45:24.060 She told me to stack the juice boxes, and then I fucking just knocked everything over.

00:45:28.440 Like, I want to know the specifics.

00:45:30.280 A scoop of ice cream?

00:45:30.840 Yeah.

00:45:31.560 Oh, like, here you go.

00:45:33.400 I want to know the specifics before I just start generally agreeing with you.

00:45:36.900 And obviously, this isn't the type of girl that we'd ever generally agree with.

00:45:40.540 Yeah.

00:45:40.740 But they leave that out on purpose.

00:45:43.720 That's the type of person who wants $25 an hour working at the coffee shop.

00:45:47.960 She's going on strike at Foxy Roxy.

00:45:50.160 Yeah.

00:45:50.820 And another note to kind of keep in mind, autistic people could technically be Gen 1 AI human-computer hybrids.

00:45:57.600 That's good.

00:45:58.740 I'll keep that in mind for next time.

00:46:00.540 Yeah.

00:46:00.640 You know, like, maybe, like, in the future.

00:46:02.700 T-1000 series type shit.

00:46:04.580 Yeah.

00:46:04.640 A bunch of people in the future could be, like, computer-human hybrids.

00:46:08.200 Then you look back, and it's like, oh, yeah.

00:46:10.260 Like, AI, like, inseminated people in a way with, like, metals.

00:46:16.700 And that's how they got the first human computers back in the day.

00:46:21.260 And then it grew to something way worse.

00:46:23.400 For sure.

00:46:24.000 Could be.

00:46:25.060 Could be.

00:46:25.920 Let's move on.

00:46:26.680 Let's get out of cringe.

00:46:28.420 And let's move-

00:46:28.800 What about this one?

00:46:29.500 Into urban decay.

00:46:30.740 What about this one?

00:46:31.600 I really want to do this one.

00:46:32.620 All right.

00:46:32.860 Let's do it.

00:46:33.720 All right.

00:46:34.800 Where I went to bed wishing that I would wake up with breast cancer so that I could get a

00:46:38.520 mastectomy and have a flat chest.

00:46:39.820 This is the first time that I've ever heard somebody say that out loud.

00:46:45.460 But, oh, my God.

00:46:46.800 That is so real.

00:46:48.420 That is so relatable.

00:46:51.160 So real.

00:46:51.660 Who cares?

00:46:52.820 Why does this dude care about trans people?

00:46:54.880 Yeah.

00:46:55.040 What's this guy talking about?

00:46:56.320 I like this guy.

00:46:57.220 Yeah.

00:46:57.540 He seems chill.

00:46:58.080 Me and this guy could be buddies.

00:46:58.820 I could see it.

00:46:59.400 He's one of the bros.

00:47:00.160 That guy's chill.

00:47:00.960 Yeah.

00:47:01.420 No biggie.

00:47:02.020 Yeah.

00:47:02.240 No biggie at all.

00:47:03.180 All right.

00:47:03.480 I don't know why we came back to this then.

00:47:04.940 Yeah.

00:47:05.200 I don't even know why we're watching that.

00:47:06.320 It's just guys being guys.

00:47:07.540 Just this dude, I guess, is looking out for trans people.

00:47:10.240 Yeah.

00:47:10.460 He must be an ally or something.

00:47:11.720 I don't know.

00:47:12.400 Men are protective.

00:47:13.600 Yeah.

00:47:13.980 I guess so.

00:47:14.560 That's one of the boys.

00:47:15.580 Oh, are we doing this Uganda thing too?

00:47:17.420 This Ugandan sex thing?

00:47:18.580 Or no?

00:47:19.340 Yeah, we can while we're here.

00:47:21.360 This is just like everybody who's been on Twitter has seen this.

00:47:24.120 But we just like to look at some of the how they launder information.

00:47:28.300 Like Washington Post, we showed the Joe Biden lying earlier.

00:47:31.640 This is another one.

00:47:32.740 CNN tweeted, two men in Uganda are facing separate charges of aggravated homosexuality,

00:47:38.200 an offense punishable by death under the country's controversial new anti-gay laws.

00:47:43.220 So everyone reads that and goes, oh my gosh, Uganda.

00:47:45.500 They're just executing gay people.

00:47:47.080 You're killing gays.

00:47:47.520 This is so bad.

00:47:48.280 We got to stand up for these people.

00:47:49.140 These guys are innocent.

00:47:50.240 And then the community notes Twitter said, one man is accused of having a sexual relation

00:47:55.420 with a disabled man, the other of a sexual act with a 12-year-old child.

00:48:00.440 Both are charged with aggravated homosexuality to find a same-sex relations with someone who

00:48:04.300 is HIV positive, a child, an elderly person, or disabled.

00:48:08.120 Law sounds pretty fine to me.

00:48:09.700 So headline and subtext are two different things to CNN.

00:48:13.720 Yep.

00:48:14.220 Put to the Muppets.

00:48:15.280 They get them mad and they'll burn down all the stuff.

00:48:17.820 Yep.

00:48:17.980 And they go, oh, actually, those were sexual predators.

00:48:20.100 Those were disabled people and a child.

00:48:22.580 And it's go, but we already burned down the Ugandan capital, right?

00:48:25.980 Oops.

00:48:26.740 Whoopsie.

00:48:27.420 Well, yeah, exactly.

00:48:28.260 We already sent the UN in.

00:48:29.880 All right.

00:48:30.440 Urban Decay.

00:48:31.040 Don't get too down.

00:48:31.720 Don't get too depressed.

00:48:32.680 We have Urban Decay coming.

00:48:34.760 I don't know why you say that every time.

00:48:36.880 I don't know.

00:48:37.380 It gets worse with Urban Decay.

00:48:39.780 All right.

00:48:40.040 The looting the power tools.

00:48:41.900 Oh, yeah.

00:48:42.580 This is, these guys eat this?

00:48:44.540 Tales all this time.

00:48:45.480 These guys eat this with their families?

00:48:47.700 So they're stealing all the power tools.

00:48:51.480 Milwaukee.

00:48:52.700 Couldn't get Makita?

00:48:54.220 Milwaukee.

00:48:54.660 Taking their time, too, these young African-American gentlemen.

00:49:06.140 Maybe one white.

00:49:07.280 Maybe one.

00:49:08.360 These teens.

00:49:09.540 Asian guy.

00:49:10.280 There he is.

00:49:11.620 Filming.

00:49:13.440 This isn't the country the Asian guy wanted to come here for.

00:49:16.960 Certainly not.

00:49:17.820 So do they eat that with their family?

00:49:20.060 Does that hurt the teeth?

00:49:21.040 The steel?

00:49:22.080 So here's the thing.

00:49:23.960 These guys know the value of hard work.

00:49:26.180 Of course.

00:49:26.780 Which is why they steal the power tools and sell them to people who work very hard.

00:49:31.440 Isn't it funny that those tools might or likely are to end up in the hands of illegal immigrants

00:49:37.060 or very recently asylum seekers who are taking the jobs that these thieves, like, would otherwise do?

00:49:45.080 Could historically have had.

00:49:45.820 Yeah.

00:49:46.420 It's kind of a, it's a microcosm of what's going on in the world right now.

00:49:49.700 Yeah.

00:49:49.980 It's a sign of the times.

00:49:51.180 You're stealing the power tools to sell to an illegal.

00:49:54.300 Who's going to outwork you and drive your wages down.

00:49:57.980 When you could have just gone straight to the job with the power tools.

00:50:02.020 But that's life in the big city, baby.

00:50:03.660 That's why we have a podcast.

00:50:04.880 We could have cut.

00:50:05.400 We could have told you this, right?

00:50:07.100 It's like, hey, guys, instead of stealing, why don't you just go become construction workers?

00:50:10.140 Yep.

00:50:10.820 Let's go to the next story of the girl who got murdered over sweet and sour sauce at McDonald's.

00:50:15.700 You can relate to this a little bit.

00:50:17.560 Well.

00:50:18.700 Teenage girl, 16, is stabbed to death during fight over sweet and sour sauce outside of McDonald's in Washington, D.C.

00:50:25.580 So it's a 16-year-old who got stabbed by another 16-year-old.

00:50:29.560 This happened at, like, 2 a.m. on late Sunday night.

00:50:32.920 Actually, right before school starts, the day before school started.

00:50:36.620 Uh, stabbed to death.

00:50:37.820 There was a fight in the car.

00:50:39.640 I'm assuming there's only one sauce and maybe two to three orders of nuggets.

00:50:44.020 That can drive you crazy.

00:50:46.600 You ever get a full McDonald's order and they don't put any of the sauce in?

00:50:49.660 Yeah.

00:50:50.080 And you're what?

00:50:50.480 You're eating dry nuggets and dry fries?

00:50:52.180 It gets greasy quick.

00:50:53.440 So I understand.

00:50:54.580 Yeah.

00:50:55.140 That makes sense.

00:50:56.440 Um, so, and the funny part is in court on Monday, the teenager said she had acted in self-defense during the incident on Sunday.

00:51:03.660 So it's, like, still trying to make bail, still trying to get out.

00:51:06.940 Yeah.

00:51:07.440 Um, and so, I mean, this kind of is a broader thing.

00:51:10.340 Like, do you guys remember when we covered the man accused of the cold fries murder?

00:51:14.800 Yes, yes, yes.

00:51:16.120 Man accused of shooting NYC McDonald's worker over cold fries slapped with 2020 murder charge.

00:51:21.160 So, uh, these things tend to happen.

00:51:24.140 Um, certain types of people can blow a fuse when there's a sauce or a cold fries or some sort of minor disagreement.

00:51:32.200 And so we were talking about this, me and Fleckus, the shark deaths, like, you know, there's, there's weird ways to die, right?

00:51:39.700 Shark attacks.

00:51:40.840 Five to six a year.

00:51:42.200 Vending machine deaths.

00:51:43.940 Two a year.

00:51:45.060 And now we're kind of creating a new category called, like, McDonald's condiment and food disagreements.

00:51:50.000 There's a lot of black people arguing at McDonald's, and it's.

00:51:53.140 It's going up.

00:51:54.120 I don't know what to say.

00:51:55.320 It's going up.

00:51:56.080 It's way up.

00:51:57.060 Um, and it's funny because, obviously, these types of news stories, uh, the headlines are crazy, sweet and sour sauce.

00:52:03.900 But really, it's just some maniac who was willing to kill, gets into a minor disagreement, and then kills.

00:52:09.980 Exactly.

00:52:10.440 They didn't kill over the sauce.

00:52:12.340 It's not like, give me the sauce and stabbing them in the neck.

00:52:14.980 It's like something as stupid as the sauce snapped the person into a kill trance where they just, like, went red or whatever it's called, and then just started fighting to the point where they're going to finish someone and kill them.

00:52:26.600 And then by the time they come back to, it's like, oh, what happened?

00:52:29.920 Oh, yeah.

00:52:30.400 It was over sweet and sour sauce.

00:52:31.820 The person's just, like, bleeding out and dead.

00:52:33.560 So it's, like, not the sauce that makes them do it, but something as stupid as the sauce makes them snap into a kill trance, which is the huge difference.

00:52:41.320 It's being a certain kind of low IQ person is what I would call it.

00:52:44.400 Yeah, it makes you freak out.

00:52:45.320 Yeah.

00:52:45.840 So that's bad.

00:52:47.260 So, yeah, stay tuned.

00:52:48.180 I mean, that's, I think it's going to pass vending machines soon.

00:52:51.160 Oh, it's.

00:52:51.620 The vending machines falling over.

00:52:52.800 Yeah.

00:52:53.220 Oh, it's past shark attacks.

00:52:54.980 Yeah.

00:52:55.440 I think.

00:52:56.100 Let's go to the Taser, the Taser Seattle robbery.

00:52:59.400 Yeah, this was an interesting tactic because I think these robbers didn't really need to do this.

00:53:06.900 Nice Asian man walking up to his door in the Seattle area.

00:53:12.900 They call this a transitional area.

00:53:15.180 You got to get in your house pretty quick.

00:53:18.360 Hey, come on.

00:53:19.340 Come on out.

00:53:20.240 Right now.

00:53:20.700 Everything you got.

00:53:21.420 Come on out of everything.

00:53:23.620 Get the train, nigga.

00:53:27.520 These guys should steal power tools.

00:53:28.980 It's easier.

00:53:29.920 Yeah.

00:53:33.660 So they take all his shit.

00:53:35.000 They tased him.

00:53:35.840 And they tased him.

00:53:36.880 So.

00:53:37.380 The guy, the first guy had a gun.

00:53:39.320 He was already going to give you all his shit.

00:53:41.160 And then you tase him.

00:53:42.360 Yeah.

00:53:42.820 And then if the guy is vaccinated, his heart could go a little explodey from that tase.

00:53:47.300 Any sort of weak heart or ailment.

00:53:49.140 And the Taser becomes a deadly weapon.

00:53:50.580 And then you're getting life in jail for robbery, murder over $80.

00:53:56.640 Yeah.

00:53:57.040 And a locked iPhone 8.

00:53:58.980 That's so locked iPhone 8.

00:54:02.360 Hit him with this.

00:54:03.080 He didn't update his phone, guys.

00:54:04.060 I'm sorry.

00:54:04.620 And the chain?

00:54:05.420 Gold plated.

00:54:06.840 Yeah.

00:54:07.220 Sorry, guys.

00:54:07.960 You hit him with the Taser for really nothing.

00:54:10.700 Let's go to the last one, the drug rehab guy.

00:54:15.680 Yeah.

00:54:15.960 Let's see what some of the brainiacs are doing here.

00:54:19.740 Arresting and locking people up will not stop overdoses.

00:54:24.160 Overdose prevention centers will stop overdoses.

00:54:28.540 Yeah.

00:54:28.980 So we have...

00:54:30.200 Yeah.

00:54:31.480 If you say it enough times, it might come true.

00:54:34.480 It's like overdose prevention centers will stop literal overdoses that are happening right now because a person who's overdosing goes in and they give him Narcan or whatever.

00:54:43.400 But it won't stop the overdosing.

00:54:45.720 It'll just stop the overdoses.

00:54:47.460 Yeah.

00:54:47.820 You know, it'll stop the ones that are currently happening.

00:54:49.860 It's not going to stop them from happening.

00:54:52.440 And so they have like these prevention centers this guy's talking about.

00:54:55.260 You know how street rats love to make appointments.

00:54:57.500 You know how fentanyl addicts love to call up and they check in and they do the process of getting in.

00:55:02.680 A little bit of a problem.

00:55:03.680 I'm going a little too far with this trank.

00:55:06.140 Hey, this is Michael.

00:55:07.320 Yeah, I may be having an overdose right now.

00:55:09.300 Can I show up?

00:55:10.460 I'll be there.

00:55:11.820 So that's kind of like the thing.

00:55:13.440 They apply rationale and logic to people who just really aren't rational or logical.

00:55:18.400 Exactly.

00:55:18.900 There's a big thing that happens like you're not just some fentanyl addicted animal.

00:55:22.860 Like looking to steal something and get the money from it for your next hit.

00:55:26.960 It's like, no, I'm, you know, I really, I would love to get off the fentanyl, but it's just so good.

00:55:32.220 You know, there was a funny Mimetic Sisyphus tweet or not funny, but he made a good point.

00:55:37.360 And then everyone's, uh, he goes from the original quote and it says, why not impose capital punishment on the dealers?

00:55:43.780 Yeah.

00:55:44.260 That would stop it pretty quick.

00:55:45.620 If you were caught selling fentanyl and you get the death penalty for that, you'd probably stop sell fentanyl.

00:55:52.580 Yeah.

00:55:53.320 You'd probably stop pretty fast.

00:55:55.080 Yeah.

00:55:55.480 Um, and so, I mean, this kind of goes with this type of guy, overdose centers.

00:55:59.940 This is the type of guy who wants the social workers to respond to the domestic violence.

00:56:04.460 This is the type of guy who thinks anybody in prison is wrong.

00:56:07.940 Abolish prison type energy.

00:56:09.620 Abolish prisons for sure.

00:56:10.620 And it's just the absolute wrong way to think about life.

00:56:13.220 And, uh, I feel like these guys have had their time, you know, to an extent.

00:56:18.800 Like we've seen it play out how they wanted to.

00:56:21.100 San Fran, Seattle.

00:56:21.680 And here we are.

00:56:22.140 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:23.060 So, so no, your, your idea is less prisoners and release the criminals.

00:56:26.880 We've been doing that and everything got a lot worse.

00:56:30.460 There were some tweets about, uh, that exact thing.

00:56:33.200 It says prison abolish abolition has big underpants gnomes energy where it's just abolish prisons to step one, abolish prisons.

00:56:42.240 Step two, question mark, question mark, question mark.

00:56:44.860 Step three, society is now peace and love and violence disappears.

00:56:48.200 Yeah.

00:56:48.800 So it's getting rid of the prisons.

00:56:49.900 And then Mimetic Sisyphus had a great point.

00:56:52.060 A man rapes and murders your wife.

00:56:53.920 He's caught and sentenced to therapy.

00:56:56.100 You can go end his life.

00:56:57.520 The worst that will happen is you'll have to go to therapy too.

00:57:00.540 Congrats.

00:57:01.100 You fundamentally transformed our relationship with one another.

00:57:04.160 Yeah.

00:57:05.000 It immediately becomes the Wild West.

00:57:06.980 Wild West utopia.

00:57:08.320 Not so much.

00:57:09.360 Just a lot more killings without state involvement is what I would say.

00:57:13.040 It's just basically you guys can do whatever you want.

00:57:15.080 And then the state will make you go talk to some lady here and there.

00:57:18.160 You ever see The Purge?

00:57:19.420 You ever see the movie The Purge?

00:57:21.400 Exactly.

00:57:22.000 All right, let's move on.

00:57:23.140 Let's not get too down or too depressed.

00:57:25.260 Uplifting Gold is here.

00:57:27.040 Let's start with the Culver's worker.

00:57:30.760 When you were talking about autists earlier, this is what I envision.

00:57:33.600 This is how they operate.

00:57:35.640 93 degrees in Franklin, Tennessee.

00:57:37.320 The Culver's guys hustling.

00:57:38.820 Hustling, running, working hard.

00:57:41.120 Heavy foot.

00:57:41.900 Heavy feet, though.

00:57:43.660 Wearing the outfit.

00:57:44.620 Shirt tucked in.

00:57:46.440 Runs back, I bet.

00:57:47.800 Gets the number.

00:57:49.160 Goes.

00:57:49.900 Goes.

00:57:50.380 Out of there.

00:57:51.040 Look at that.

00:57:52.140 And then the other girl doesn't do the task right, cries, and asks to go home.

00:57:55.560 And then that kid's got to work double.

00:57:57.120 A tale of two autisms.

00:57:58.700 Yeah.

00:57:59.020 Right?

00:57:59.360 That's our boy.

00:58:00.340 Yeah.

00:58:00.540 If you're that kid or know that kid, send us his info and make sure he likes us, and

00:58:06.720 we'll send him some stuff.

00:58:07.940 And I'm doing that autism as a bit thing.

00:58:09.800 Yeah.

00:58:09.980 We don't even know if he's autistic, and he's not maybe.

00:58:12.200 And if he is, it's fine.

00:58:13.100 He's crushing it.

00:58:14.160 Look at this.

00:58:14.900 That was great work ethic.

00:58:16.140 Yeah.

00:58:16.700 Better than most people.

00:58:18.580 All right.

00:58:18.980 Let's move on to the next one.

00:58:20.000 The men eat all the steak stat.

00:58:22.220 Yeah.

00:58:22.320 This is just a headline that came out.

00:58:23.820 Just 12% of Americans, mostly men, are eating half our beef supply.

00:58:28.380 New research shows.

00:58:29.820 I recognize some of those numbers.

00:58:31.840 Yeah.

00:58:32.660 12% and half?

00:58:34.460 That's like the Pareto principle, but for like men doing stuff.

00:58:38.740 Yeah.

00:58:39.080 It's only 12% of the population is eating 50% of the steaks.

00:58:43.020 I know some of those numbers.

00:58:44.560 What are those from?

00:58:46.520 I'm in the 12%.

00:58:48.240 Yeah.

00:58:48.680 I went to Publix the other day, and I broke a record.

00:58:52.020 And the lady working there said, this is the most meat I've ever seen someone buy at once.

00:58:56.540 Which is crazy, because people have like barbecues here.

00:58:59.400 People have group things.

00:59:00.880 And I loaded the freezer.

00:59:02.460 And it was just for you.

00:59:03.280 And then the fridge started like feeling a little warm.

00:59:06.680 And I was like, oh no, I'm about to lose $500 of fucking steak.

00:59:10.780 Yeah.

00:59:11.340 But we didn't.

00:59:11.940 It's all frozen.

00:59:12.780 I'm going to eat steaks for life.

00:59:14.000 Smart.

00:59:14.560 All right.

00:59:14.940 One month.

00:59:16.120 Six for life.

00:59:17.060 One and a half months.

00:59:18.020 For four weeks.

00:59:20.080 Another uplifting gold, our backyard.

00:59:23.320 Our new backyard has pineapple bushes.

00:59:26.580 Yeah.

00:59:26.920 What are they called?

00:59:27.520 Pineapple plants?

00:59:28.440 I don't know.

00:59:29.100 I always thought pineapples grew kind of like coconuts, I kind of imagined.

00:59:34.700 Yeah.

00:59:35.240 Where they always kind of like hang down.

00:59:37.000 These things are in bushes.

00:59:38.220 There's like a video here of it.

00:59:40.180 But they're in these like little straw bushes.

00:59:42.120 And then they're like this big.

00:59:43.700 They're like these little pineapples.

00:59:45.760 Junior pineapples.

00:59:46.480 They look like fake.

00:59:47.340 They look like ornaments or something.

00:59:49.020 And then sure enough, it's pineapples.

00:59:50.400 So we got pineapples in the wild at our house.

00:59:53.000 Coconuts as well, too.

00:59:54.700 So that's uplifting.

00:59:56.300 Yeah.

00:59:57.500 Intruder mauled by two pit bulls.

00:59:59.800 Yeah.

01:00:00.080 So this is partially uplifting.

01:00:02.240 Intruder, 21, and they use the fucking high school graduation pick of the intruder,

01:00:08.740 is mauled to death by two pit bulls while trying to break into Georgia home.

01:00:12.200 Homeowner finds his body on the porch the next morning.

01:00:15.340 So broken clock gets it right twice a day.

01:00:18.580 Unfortunately, those pit bulls now have a bloodlust.

01:00:21.380 So as a tool of home self-defense, you only get to use the vicious killing pit bulls one

01:00:26.740 time.

01:00:27.060 And then he kind of got to put them out to pasture.

01:00:29.660 So.

01:00:30.260 All right.

01:00:30.580 Let's move on to the guy in the movies.

01:00:32.800 This guy went to the movies and sat in the wrong seat.

01:00:35.060 And then they tried to get him out.

01:00:36.700 And then he had just like a boiling point moment where he had no shame and just blew

01:00:42.200 out.

01:00:42.500 You have to have mine.

01:00:44.220 It's not yours.

01:00:44.820 Go away.

01:00:45.680 That's not going to happen.

01:00:46.100 I pay my money.

01:00:47.360 I have a right to it.

01:00:49.040 To sit in your seat.

01:00:50.160 Correct.

01:00:50.660 That's not your seat.

01:00:52.220 How can you tell us it's not my seat?

01:00:53.820 Because your ticket has your seat number on it.

01:00:56.120 Whatever.

01:00:56.440 Let's find it.

01:00:57.160 Whatever.

01:00:57.960 This can easily be resolved.

01:00:59.340 Do your own policy.

01:00:59.920 No, no.

01:01:00.460 I'm going to be an idiot because you're big.

01:01:02.140 I am not.

01:01:03.220 I'm a patron here.

01:01:04.320 Okay.

01:01:04.580 And I'm trying to find your seat.

01:01:05.100 This will be the last time that I come to this imagined VA court.

01:01:10.200 Sounds great.

01:01:10.680 I pay my money.

01:01:11.920 Does anybody here think that this is actually a thing where it's like, it doesn't matter

01:01:18.420 where you sit.

01:01:19.280 It's not assigned seating.

01:01:21.000 It is.

01:01:21.380 Go sit in your own seat.

01:01:23.180 Thank you.

01:01:24.020 Oh, thank you.

01:01:25.960 Please, sir.

01:01:26.460 Let's find your seat and we can start.

01:01:27.580 No, I'm not going to.

01:01:30.260 Let's get to when the iLady comes.

01:01:31.620 You did.

01:01:32.280 Listen.

01:01:32.920 Does that mean?

01:01:33.900 Are you going to listen?

01:01:34.600 All right.

01:01:35.320 Go ahead.

01:01:35.760 Please.

01:01:36.080 Go ahead.

01:01:36.800 Be my pass.

01:01:38.260 Okay.

01:01:38.740 At this point, you are disrupting the show for these fine folks.

01:01:42.680 We're going to ask you to leave.

01:01:43.680 We'll get you a refund, though.

01:01:45.120 I'll be nice and get you a refund.

01:01:47.960 I don't know.

01:01:48.740 I might want to be taken out in handcuffs now.

01:01:51.020 Sir.

01:01:51.980 I paid my money.

01:01:53.400 I don't understand why it is.

01:01:54.500 I'm just going to skip to the end and let's get a look at him.

01:01:57.360 Here he is getting up finally.

01:01:59.380 Goodbye, everyone.

01:02:00.920 Enjoy your movie.

01:02:02.660 Kind of looks like a trans person.

01:02:03.840 Yeah.

01:02:04.160 At the end.

01:02:05.280 This is just someone who doesn't want to be involved in society anymore.

01:02:09.100 He's like, I'm done.

01:02:10.000 I've reached a boiling point.

01:02:11.200 But you're making a good point for men with long hair, especially a fat man with long hair.

01:02:18.040 Not the time for that combo.

01:02:20.080 It's out, guys.

01:02:20.960 You're trans-adjacent or you're evolving to trans, potentially.

01:02:25.500 You could just be a lazy trans who got no surgery, couldn't afford anything.

01:02:29.560 It's a pig.

01:02:30.140 So, pig.

01:02:30.880 You know how they are.

01:02:32.120 Yeah.

01:02:32.880 But how about, you know what?

01:02:34.040 I might want to be taken out in handcuffs.

01:02:36.960 Just like taking it to that level to someone who works with the movies.

01:02:41.300 I might want to be taken out in handcuffs.

01:02:42.980 $15 movie.

01:02:43.920 All that for Barbie.

01:02:45.200 Yeah.

01:02:45.760 Let him see it.

01:02:46.480 All right.

01:02:46.720 Last clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:02:49.100 A Miss America pageant winner was a woman with seven kids who's like a nice Christian woman.

01:02:55.980 And they asked her this.

01:02:57.340 Step up to the mic.

01:02:59.500 I'll read it for you twice.

01:03:02.080 Just like I did before.

01:03:06.060 When have you felt the most empowered?

01:03:11.540 When have you felt the most empowered?

01:03:17.920 I have felt this feeling seven times now.

01:03:22.860 As I bring these sacred souls to the earth.

01:03:28.700 After I hold that newborn baby in my arms.

01:03:32.260 The feeling of motherhood and bringing them to the earth is the most empowering feeling I have ever done.

01:03:39.380 Isn't that nice?

01:03:40.800 Seven kids and she's looking like this.

01:03:42.880 And she wins the beauty pageant.

01:03:44.540 Oh.

01:03:45.040 They really teed her up with that question too.

01:03:47.220 How do you feel empowered?

01:03:49.780 Oh, you little bitch.

01:03:51.300 You know?

01:03:52.060 Seven.

01:03:52.500 Seven fucking kids.

01:03:53.660 Yeah.

01:03:54.160 That's great.

01:03:54.880 That's good to see that winning.

01:03:56.100 Better than someone who had a bunch of abortions or who's trans.

01:04:00.500 It's nice to see.

01:04:01.260 You have to bring that up.

01:04:02.780 You have to balance it out.

01:04:03.960 You have to balance it out because that's the other option.

01:04:06.480 Okay.

01:04:06.920 That's fair.

01:04:07.640 There's only two ways.

01:04:08.500 There's two streets.

01:04:09.400 Which way, Western man?

01:04:10.420 Seven kids or trans and whatever?

01:04:12.680 Exactly.

01:04:13.160 And the winner is going to be one of them.

01:04:14.700 Yeah.

01:04:15.240 They have to pick one.

01:04:16.540 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:04:18.660 Other Fleckas talks in the book.

01:04:19.720 Is there anything we missed?

01:04:21.460 No.

01:04:21.820 Like, we had a lot of days that were off the computer doing physical manual labor stuff.

01:04:28.500 So we hit the stories we thought we liked and we saw and we're back into the swing of things.

01:04:33.580 New studio.

01:04:34.660 Same show.

01:04:35.300 There were so many days off the computer.

01:04:37.980 Yeah.

01:04:38.200 It was crazy.

01:04:38.980 So.

01:04:39.680 I've never had it like that.

01:04:40.560 So bear with us as we get back up to speed.

01:04:42.980 And then every time you drive the U-Haul and a truck passes you, it goes like that.

01:04:48.260 The wind pocket.

01:04:49.280 Yeah.

01:04:49.460 And then in my head, I was like, all right, we're probably going to have a hundred of

01:04:52.840 these today and you have to go one for one.

01:04:56.040 It's not like a, how did you do at a 10?

01:04:58.120 It's either a one or a zero.

01:04:59.700 Yeah.

01:04:59.860 Either didn't die or you died.

01:05:02.640 Yeah.

01:05:02.840 And we did it on every single one, but there were some sketchy ones.

01:05:05.940 So we made it.

01:05:06.720 A lot of people DM me saying, hope you guys got there safe.

01:05:09.200 Thank you.

01:05:09.800 We did.

01:05:10.900 We did.

01:05:11.520 We kept it 100 and we're back and looking to crank out the next 100.

01:05:15.600 Exactly.

01:05:16.060 Another hundred episodes coming your way.

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01:05:20.920 People have been getting that and they're all being delivered.

01:05:23.900 So hope you guys like those new shirts.

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01:05:32.840 And for all the exclusive bonus content that you've missed.

01:05:36.080 And that's it.

01:05:37.100 And that's like, let's talk to the books.

01:05:38.000 Thank you guys for watching.

01:05:38.700 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:05:40.060 We will see you at the next one on Friday.

01:05:42.660 See you on Friday.

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01:05:45.200 I might want to be taken out in handcuffs now.

01:05:48.480 Goodbye, everyone.

01:05:50.060 Enjoy your movie.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - September 05, 2023

MURDERED OVER SWEET & SOUR SAUCE？

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