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00:00:16.520 Welcome back to Fuck It Socks, a podcast episode 103.

00:00:20.620 Today on the show, the experts are saying COVID is coming back and Joe Biden says we all need to get vaxxed again.

00:00:27.180 That's exciting.

00:00:27.800 Then after that, we're going to find out why straight guys are so gay in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:33.140 And then in Urban Decay, D.L. Hewley is crying racism again.

00:00:37.100 And last but not least, the Big Titty Woodshop teacher's back, baby.

00:00:41.520 All this and more.

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00:03:02.660 That's what's up.

00:03:03.440 Well, we're in housekeeping.

00:03:04.540 We can't get bogged down.

00:03:05.600 We have a lot of housekeeping.

00:03:06.580 We have three pages of a very important housekeeping today.

00:03:09.460 First things first.

00:03:10.300 Joe Biden is saying that COVID is coming back and we all need to get vaxxed.

00:03:13.820 Look at this clip.

00:03:14.420 Mr. President, can you say anything about the object of COVID cases and the new variant?

00:03:19.740 Yes, I can.

00:03:20.560 As a matter of fact, I signed off this morning on a proposal we have to present for the Congress

00:03:26.780 a request for additional funding for a new vaccine that is necessary, that works.

00:03:34.820 And tentatively, I've decided to find it yet.

00:03:38.740 Tentatively, it is recommended that it will likely be recommended that everybody get.

00:03:44.520 Well, just like that.

00:03:47.600 Yeah.

00:03:48.120 We're back to where we were over a year ago.

00:03:50.980 Yeah.

00:03:51.720 And I like to think, I like to be positive that nobody's falling for it again.

00:03:55.940 You know, we're not going to have that sort of same reaction at all.

00:03:59.340 And Joe Biden's just talking to the media.

00:04:00.900 And then it's like, all right, shut up, guy.

00:04:02.540 Yeah.

00:04:03.060 I can't ramp it up again.

00:04:04.740 They're going to try, I think.

00:04:06.260 I know.

00:04:06.520 And I saw that clip.

00:04:07.240 I thought that clip may have been AI made up because of how obscure, obnoxious, and ridiculous

00:04:12.980 it was.

00:04:13.800 Yeah.

00:04:14.000 But it seems like that's going to be what they're actually doing.

00:04:17.020 So something clicked in my brain.

00:04:18.460 We talked about this on Bonusland after Friday's episode.

00:04:22.320 We're out of New Orleans.

00:04:23.740 Yeah.

00:04:24.120 Yeah.

00:04:24.320 We're moving to Florida.

00:04:25.340 We're moving back to Florida.

00:04:26.520 We had a great year in New Orleans.

00:04:28.240 Got to hang out with a typical liberal and Chinese donut boy a lot.

00:04:31.580 We had a great time.

00:04:32.540 Grinded the show out.

00:04:33.560 100 episodes.

00:04:35.240 Packing it up.

00:04:36.060 We're moving back to Florida.

00:04:37.120 Something clicked in my brain.

00:04:38.200 We're not getting trapped in a kill box.

00:04:40.220 Yeah.

00:04:40.420 No slaughterhouse here.

00:04:42.280 So we're out.

00:04:42.920 My Spidey sense definitely got activated.

00:04:45.940 And it's time to maybe go long on Moderna.

00:04:48.560 Yeah.

00:04:48.880 Maybe buy some calls.

00:04:50.060 Did you look at the price this morning?

00:04:51.460 No.

00:04:51.780 Is it down?

00:04:52.420 No.

00:04:52.640 I don't know.

00:04:53.040 But I mean, they've both been beaten down.

00:04:54.680 Moderna, Pfizer.

00:04:55.780 Yeah.

00:04:56.180 I can totally see them doing lockdowns and bringing lockdowns back.

00:04:59.400 And then in the same way they paid everyone off to keep their businesses closed last

00:05:03.600 time, they'll probably do it again.

00:05:04.940 But this time with the CBDC, the Central Bank Digital Currency.

00:05:08.780 Yeah.

00:05:09.180 So they can kind of like learn from what they did last time and then roll out the digital

00:05:13.200 currency this time.

00:05:14.220 And it'll be like, oh, this big amount of money, if you download the app and get your

00:05:17.460 digital currency and everyone's going to be like, I'm not going to leave 15 grand on

00:05:21.280 the table.

00:05:21.900 And it's going to be a blowout.

00:05:23.860 All of a sudden used cars are 50K and the house is out of reach.

00:05:28.660 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:29.320 So we've been moving all week.

00:05:30.880 We've been packing, getting ready for the move.

00:05:33.040 I learned a lot from moving.

00:05:34.980 I kind of kept some notes.

00:05:36.300 Okay.

00:05:37.020 So here's a little moving hack.

00:05:39.020 Number one, if you order the big Tupperwares, the storage containers from Amazon, they'll

00:05:44.460 come in a box that you can also use.

00:05:47.620 Double dipping.

00:05:48.460 So you could double dip.

00:05:49.420 You get like a pack of four Tupperwares that are like this big and the box that comes in

00:05:53.780 is the same size.

00:05:54.640 So you get a free box out of it.

00:05:56.080 Smart.

00:05:56.580 And also Jerry kind of knows something's up because he's seeing everything get put in

00:06:00.720 boxes and stacked up.

00:06:01.820 And every time he looks over, he's kind of like sad and worried.

00:06:04.920 And I said, this is because you pull on the leash.

00:06:09.320 For sure.

00:06:10.100 I'm telling you, it's because he pulled.

00:06:12.100 And then, you know, we're donating a lot of stuff.

00:06:15.600 I'm throwing out a lot of stuff.

00:06:17.460 To the trash can.

00:06:18.780 We're donating it to the trash can.

00:06:21.380 Everything's getting thrown out.

00:06:23.020 There's a certain rule.

00:06:24.040 Like, and if you move a lot or if you switch apartments or whatever, and then you pick up

00:06:27.740 something and you go, huh, haven't picked this up in a whole year, it's time to throw it

00:06:31.780 out unless it's a sentimental thing, you know?

00:06:33.860 Yeah.

00:06:34.100 I have boxes from my last Florida move that I never unpacked that I'm just repacking and

00:06:39.100 carrying these boxes around.

00:06:40.700 Yeah.

00:06:40.960 You have a problem.

00:06:42.160 You have a problem.

00:06:42.780 Well, he, Rap Boy tries to get me to throw stuff out.

00:06:44.740 That's like actually sentimental and nice.

00:06:46.600 Like, for example, the script to the show, I have 103 scripts to the show and I keep

00:06:52.820 them all for one day when someone buys them for a million bucks.

00:06:56.380 Delusional.

00:06:57.040 Rap Boy's like, just throw it away.

00:06:58.740 It's pieces of paper.

00:06:59.860 The paper.

00:07:00.740 Crazy.

00:07:01.580 The paper stuff is on YouTube.

00:07:04.140 It's, we have the video, the end result of the paper.

00:07:06.940 But what if something happens and the internet doesn't work anymore and we get set back,

00:07:12.380 we need the papers.

00:07:13.660 All right, fine.

00:07:15.220 And then that's it.

00:07:16.160 That's all I learned from the moving.

00:07:17.540 You can get a free box if you order the boxes on Amazon and then use it to manipulate your

00:07:25.040 dog.

00:07:25.520 Yeah.

00:07:25.800 Make your dog feel bad for pulling on the leash.

00:07:27.840 For sure.

00:07:28.240 He's on his best behavior though.

00:07:29.280 He knows like he might be responsible.

00:07:31.580 Yeah.

00:07:32.120 All right, let's move on.

00:07:32.940 We have a very important housekeeping.

00:07:34.040 We can't get bogged down.

00:07:35.200 Okay.

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00:07:45.860 Oh yeah, we're moving.

00:07:47.120 We're moving.

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00:08:51.700 Oliver Anthony.

00:08:52.880 Yeah.

00:08:53.440 Rich man, North of Richmond guy.

00:08:55.000 Everyone knows him.

00:08:58.000 He's kind of on some, I don't want to say pussy shit.

00:09:01.140 Yeah.

00:09:01.880 He's on like this centrist shit where it's like, oh, both parties on both sides.

00:09:05.680 Everyone's the problem.

00:09:06.660 Both sides.

00:09:07.780 Well, can you just read the beginning of his statement?

00:09:09.300 He said, this will be my last post about politics on social media.

00:09:12.700 I apologize for beating a dead horse, but I just need to address this quote since it's

00:09:16.620 been misquoted, misrepresented.

00:09:18.780 Corporate news.

00:09:19.460 Big surprise is now trying to twist me into being a Biden supporter.

00:09:22.340 That song has nothing to do with Joe Biden.

00:09:23.740 It's a lot bigger than Joe Biden is referencing DeSantis's response to my song.

00:09:27.380 So they used him in the GOP debate, the non-Trump debate.

00:09:32.280 He talks about needing to get Joe Biden out as if that would automatically solve all the

00:09:35.940 problems.

00:09:36.280 Biden is a big part of the issue, but it runs much deeper.

00:09:39.740 Richmond, north of Richmond is about corporate owned DC billionaire or DC politicians on both

00:09:45.220 sides.

00:09:45.860 Though Biden's most certainly a problem.

00:09:47.800 The lyrics aren't exclusively knocking Biden, blah, blah, blah.

00:09:50.500 So he ends up going on to say in other posts as well that like both sides are the problems

00:09:54.540 and he doesn't like either side.

00:09:56.200 Yeah.

00:09:56.420 Which I hate that.

00:09:57.900 Well, you know, but do you realize you're like a MAGA Republican then?

00:10:02.360 Yeah.

00:10:02.740 Because that's the whole point, right?

00:10:04.040 Exactly.

00:10:04.320 Like we hate Lindsey Graham too.

00:10:05.640 We hate Dan Crenshaw too.

00:10:07.300 Yeah.

00:10:07.440 Everybody who wants to send money to Ukraine, we don't really like.

00:10:10.320 It's like the war is already going on.

00:10:12.320 We're past the point of realizing both sides are bad.

00:10:14.760 Everyone knows both sides are bad.

00:10:16.080 And now we've picked our fighters and it's like MAGA Republicans are the last hope.

00:10:20.620 Yeah.

00:10:20.820 And he doesn't, he's like, I don't know, politics two years ago where he goes, oh, both sides.

00:10:26.420 Yeah.

00:10:26.940 And then Cernovich had a great tweet.

00:10:28.520 I'm above politics.

00:10:30.020 That means you oppose the Biden regime, but are afraid of it.

00:10:32.780 Everything is political.

00:10:34.040 Yes, that sucks.

00:10:35.140 I wish it were otherwise.

00:10:36.360 Until recently, you could ignore politics.

00:10:38.520 Now, if you do that, you get mandatory injections and your kids get groomed by pedos.

00:10:43.200 Yeah.

00:10:43.880 I couldn't agree more.

00:10:45.000 That's it.

00:10:46.080 It really just had, it happened quick.

00:10:49.500 Yeah.

00:10:49.600 Back in 2012, even like early Obama, you could kind of ignore it while Obama was quietly selling

00:10:54.460 out America, but.

00:10:55.640 Yeah.

00:10:56.060 And then the whole both sides are bad thing.

00:10:57.780 Like, yeah, they are.

00:10:58.960 We get that.

00:10:59.620 But there's one side that's putting, trying to put Trump in jail for 800 years.

00:11:03.980 Yeah.

00:11:04.820 There's one side that made everyone get a vaccine.

00:11:07.080 There's one side that, you know, wants everyone to get fired from their job and wants to make

00:11:10.300 kids switch their genders and cut their dicks off.

00:11:13.020 Like, there's a side that's a little bit worse than the both sides of the problem.

00:11:17.440 If you had to choose a side, which one would you pick?

00:11:19.620 You know, maybe pick the one that restreamed your song 50 billion times and tried to give

00:11:24.400 you a ton of money and supported you.

00:11:26.280 Maybe those are the people you can kind of align with if you're going to pick somebody

00:11:30.020 instead of going, oh, I don't want to talk to anybody.

00:11:32.100 It's real stupid shit.

00:11:33.480 Yeah.

00:11:33.660 And what's that other meme?

00:11:34.860 The that one?

00:11:35.780 Yeah.

00:11:35.960 This one.

00:11:36.240 Nah, bro.

00:11:36.680 I'm a centrist.

00:11:37.420 That means that I can just criticize everything without holding any concrete beliefs myself.

00:11:41.700 And that also means that you can't criticize me in return.

00:11:44.620 Ha ha.

00:11:44.980 Nice try, though.

00:11:45.920 Yeah.

00:11:46.180 So the whole centrist thing, it's always just for people who don't fully pay attention to

00:11:50.040 politics.

00:11:50.400 And instead of saying what their views are and having to defend them when they can't, they

00:11:55.380 just go, oh, both sides.

00:11:56.500 I'm in the middle.

00:11:57.160 I'm rational and moderate.

00:11:59.160 Moderate.

00:11:59.480 And another thing, I would respect someone a lot more who's like 90% conservative, but

00:12:03.960 then holds two like crazy leftist beliefs, right?

00:12:06.760 Yeah.

00:12:07.040 That's at least like, okay, you have a thought process.

00:12:09.180 You have a thing.

00:12:09.840 Someone who just tries to play the middle and stay in the middle and be like, well, everything's

00:12:13.440 gray.

00:12:14.240 It's like, okay, so then you have nothing.

00:12:15.960 You don't believe in anything.

00:12:16.840 You just float.

00:12:17.600 And then that gray is constantly moving, which is left.

00:12:20.700 Away from us.

00:12:21.160 Yeah.

00:12:21.540 So, I mean.

00:12:22.700 It's over.

00:12:23.400 It's over.

00:12:24.580 Oliver Anthony, you really had it all.

00:12:27.000 But I, you know, I never, some people who were like, this is my guy, this is my man.

00:12:32.660 Like, I was never like that either.

00:12:34.440 Us either.

00:12:35.000 Good song.

00:12:35.320 Me neither.

00:12:36.040 Good song, you know.

00:12:37.140 I hope it works out for you.

00:12:39.200 You know, don't shit talk anybody too hard on our side.

00:12:42.060 Yeah.

00:12:42.340 Let's go to someone on our side who's really brings the heat.

00:12:45.580 Let's go to that Tommy Lahren tweet.

00:12:48.000 This is great.

00:12:48.780 She says, a dude drinking Bud Light says, my wife wears the pants.

00:12:54.100 I said what I said.

00:12:55.200 Let's fucking go.

00:12:57.920 That gets me going.

00:12:59.120 That's the shit that, like, gets me to vote.

00:13:01.160 Yeah.

00:13:01.640 Woo, Tommy.

00:13:03.420 I mean, she's got balls.

00:13:06.820 Fire.

00:13:07.720 And if you don't agree, you're a fucking snowflake.

00:13:12.760 Wow.

00:13:13.300 That takes balls, Tommy.

00:13:14.980 Oh, God.

00:13:15.800 I can't believe what you're up to.

00:13:18.000 We're still in housekeeping.

00:13:19.400 That was page one.

00:13:20.800 All right.

00:13:21.360 We got two more pages.

00:13:22.700 All right.

00:13:22.840 All right.

00:13:23.220 The NFL is canceling games because of hard hits.

00:13:25.800 Yeah.

00:13:25.960 The NFL and the Dolphins and the Jaguars suspended the rest of tonight's game.

00:13:29.520 This was a preseason game.

00:13:30.680 So I get it.

00:13:31.240 After Miami wide receiver Daywood Davis was carried off the field on a stretcher.

00:13:35.180 Very scary scene.

00:13:36.140 So game was canceled because a guy got a concussion.

00:13:38.780 Back in my day, that was called getting your bell room.

00:13:42.240 One time, I got a concussion on the first play against Yale.

00:13:45.500 Yeah.

00:13:46.160 And I went on the sidelines and the trainers were talking to me.

00:13:49.180 And they said, look up at the scoreboard.

00:13:50.400 Tell me the score.

00:13:51.340 And I looked up and my eyes were stuck crossed.

00:13:54.280 And the score was 0-0 because it was the first play of the game.

00:13:57.060 So it was almost like a trick question.

00:13:58.360 And I looked up and I couldn't see.

00:14:00.340 And I said, oh, I can't see.

00:14:02.040 But it's because I got poked in the eye.

00:14:03.680 So I lied and said I got poked in the eye and played the rest of the game.

00:14:06.700 Wow.

00:14:06.960 I had a concussion.

00:14:07.980 That was not good, though.

00:14:09.100 Yeah.

00:14:09.400 You ever see NFL Blitz?

00:14:10.400 Did they ever cancel a game for that?

00:14:11.880 Check this out.

00:14:12.420 Look at this.

00:14:12.840 Look at this hit.

00:14:13.500 Fumble return.

00:14:14.900 Boom.

00:14:16.340 Look at this.

00:14:16.840 Wide open.

00:14:17.340 Michael Westbrook.

00:14:17.860 Tackles him.

00:14:18.700 Throws him over.

00:14:19.620 Suplex.

00:14:20.000 They didn't cancel the game for that.

00:14:21.700 They certainly didn't.

00:14:23.360 So I don't know what's happening.

00:14:24.580 We can kind of put our bets in.

00:14:25.800 How many games will get canceled this season?

00:14:28.200 And the first one ever was last season.

00:14:31.080 The Bills versus the...

00:14:33.040 Whatevers.

00:14:34.200 Whatevers.

00:14:34.700 Yeah.

00:14:34.940 And the second one was...

00:14:35.920 Bengals.

00:14:36.480 This week.

00:14:37.580 And it's not even a full year.

00:14:39.320 Yeah.

00:14:39.700 So how many games do you think are going to get canceled this season because of a hit?

00:14:43.680 Or more realistically, because of like a vaccine injury death on the field?

00:14:49.020 I'm going to go with three.

00:14:50.500 I'm going to go with two.

00:14:51.740 And I want to do a 10 to 1 parlay if it's the Super Bowl.

00:14:54.240 Oh.

00:14:54.800 So if the Super Bowl...

00:14:55.160 No, they would never do that.

00:14:56.220 They can't, right?

00:14:57.020 If the guy dies in the field from a heart problem, who knows?

00:15:00.640 I hope everyone's fine.

00:15:01.700 Yeah.

00:15:02.060 But the NFL made everyone get vaccinated.

00:15:04.280 And that was a couple of years ago.

00:15:05.500 And here we are.

00:15:07.020 Don't know what's going to happen.

00:15:08.600 Let's move on.

00:15:09.500 We spoke about COVID, right?

00:15:12.180 Yeah.

00:15:13.440 Kind of like the changing in the energy.

00:15:15.540 Something is brewing.

00:15:16.440 Something's coming back.

00:15:17.360 Something bad's about to happen.

00:15:18.780 Hopefully not.

00:15:19.460 But that's what it feels like.

00:15:20.620 We have like a warning message from someone from, I guess, 7-Eleven's corporate.

00:15:25.160 Yeah, there's probably someone high up in the C-Suite.

00:15:27.900 This is me.

00:15:28.100 On behalf of 7-Eleven.

00:15:30.880 You got a second?

00:15:31.920 What's up?

00:15:32.740 I need to talk to you.

00:15:33.980 What do you need?

00:15:34.700 There's a complete emergency going on and you don't believe me.

00:15:38.280 And you need to go home, put on your air conditioner, keep your family safe.

00:15:43.320 Are you safe?

00:15:43.800 Tell everybody you know.

00:15:45.100 Are you safe?

00:15:45.620 And call the news station.

00:15:47.080 Are you safe?

00:15:48.260 No.

00:15:48.740 Not yet.

00:15:49.520 Not yet.

00:15:50.180 Go.

00:15:50.560 Go.

00:15:50.940 I gotta hurry up.

00:15:51.820 Yes.

00:15:52.160 All right.

00:15:53.180 I need you, buddy.

00:15:54.260 We need Jesus.

00:15:54.680 I'm counting on you.

00:15:55.460 I'm going home.

00:15:55.920 You've been called.

00:15:57.100 Yes.

00:15:57.280 Your mission is now.

00:15:58.840 Thank you.

00:15:59.620 Go.

00:16:00.120 Let's go.

00:16:02.740 As of like being pumped up, let's go.

00:16:05.980 So that rings true.

00:16:07.560 That rings true to me.

00:16:08.740 I follow that lady into any battle.

00:16:11.160 I think she's tapped into something.

00:16:12.820 Yeah.

00:16:13.240 Yeah.

00:16:13.440 That rings very true to me.

00:16:15.500 So we'll see if that plays out.

00:16:16.880 We'll see if she's right.

00:16:17.840 Yep.

00:16:18.060 I got my AC on high.

00:16:19.540 So if something bad happens, guys, crank the AC.

00:16:24.080 Yep.

00:16:24.580 Because who knows?

00:16:25.520 Maybe she's tapped in.

00:16:26.720 All right.

00:16:26.940 Let's go to the chicken or the egg meme.

00:16:29.280 This is actually important.

00:16:40.180 That's good.

00:16:41.620 All right.

00:16:42.260 You like that?

00:16:42.980 Yeah.

00:16:43.880 All right.

00:16:44.460 Let's move on to something more important.

00:16:45.920 We have some Rob shit to get to.

00:16:47.540 Okay.

00:16:47.840 Rob, as everyone knows, has been all over the place this summer.

00:16:52.040 Martha's Vineyard, Fire Island, South of France.

00:16:54.720 Europe.

00:16:55.300 Yeah.

00:16:55.500 Abiva.

00:16:56.180 Yeah.

00:16:56.780 He's really been everywhere.

00:16:58.220 And then my dad texted me the other day at 7 in the morning and goes, Rob's on Fox and

00:17:01.800 Friends again.

00:17:02.720 And I said, he must be back from Monte Carlo.

00:17:06.080 They got my dad on some Rob shit.

00:17:07.960 Old family on some Rob shit.

00:17:09.580 Old family on some Rob shit.

00:17:11.320 All right.

00:17:11.600 All right.

00:17:11.820 Let's move on.

00:17:13.000 I'm doing the all right.

00:17:14.360 Let's move on now.

00:17:15.860 All right.

00:17:16.180 Bottom G.

00:17:17.440 Yeah.

00:17:17.820 So here's something.

00:17:19.460 So Bottom G is a friend of mine, a friend of the show.

00:17:22.320 We like Bottom G.

00:17:23.200 He does great music too.

00:17:24.560 Really good dancer.

00:17:26.100 There was a girl standing in the street.

00:17:28.600 Some guy comes up to her and then look what Bottom G does to kind of defend the girl.

00:17:32.800 That guy just gets, the other guy gets humiliated.

00:17:47.900 Yeah.

00:17:48.240 And he has to like walk away.

00:17:49.640 And I don't know.

00:17:50.660 It sucks because dating obviously is not easy.

00:17:53.680 Everyone's got their own dating issues or whatever.

00:17:55.740 I can't dance like that.

00:17:57.340 I know.

00:17:57.920 Yeah.

00:17:58.060 I don't have a chance.

00:17:59.140 Yeah.

00:17:59.340 It's over for you.

00:18:00.160 At least on the street like this.

00:18:01.600 Because that girl, as soon as you saw him dancing, she like jumped right in.

00:18:05.600 Or I guess you could just hope he's not around.

00:18:08.040 The other guy?

00:18:09.540 Bottom G.

00:18:10.360 Oh, yeah.

00:18:11.100 Because then if I approach a girl and Bottom G's there, he's going to humiliate me.

00:18:14.740 Yeah.

00:18:15.300 But if he's not there.

00:18:17.200 I don't know what to do because I don't know how to dance like that and girls like that.

00:18:22.160 And now I feel stupid.

00:18:23.840 Yeah.

00:18:24.040 All right.

00:18:24.820 Let's go on to, should we go on to the guy?

00:18:27.280 Yeah.

00:18:27.520 This guy.

00:18:28.060 So this guy, he woke up Swedish.

00:18:32.340 Yeah.

00:18:32.800 Let's just let the tape play, I guess.

00:18:34.360 Thomas, this is going to completely blow your minds.

00:18:37.000 This American guy goes into a coma and when he wakes up from it, he can't understand what

00:18:42.060 the people around him are saying.

00:18:43.560 And when he starts to respond, he can only speak in Swedish.

00:18:47.300 Not only that, but he has a completely different identity.

00:18:50.560 He quite literally woke up from this coma as a completely different person.

00:18:55.840 Check this shit out.

00:18:56.840 This is 61-year-old Johan Eck from Sweden.

00:19:00.380 At least he thinks he is.

00:19:02.260 His name is actually Michael Boatwright, an American Navy vet.

00:19:05.900 In February, Boatwright woke up in this California emergency room in a Nordic state of mind, only

00:19:12.000 speaking Swedish, unable to recognize his own face or even his son.

00:19:16.700 Visibly emotional, he spoke to the desert sun through a translator.

00:19:21.180 That's the name I knew that I had, Johan Eck.

00:19:25.280 Police say Boatwright was found unconscious in this Palm Springs Motel 6, along with four

00:19:30.380 forms of identification and a cell phone.

00:19:33.020 The cell phone, it contained several phone numbers, all of which were phone numbers from

00:19:39.140 the country of China.

00:19:41.180 All right.

00:19:41.760 OK.

00:19:42.900 We got to the last sentence to explain the Chinese fried somebody's brain and dumped

00:19:46.760 him in Palm Springs, waiting for someone to bring him to the emergency room.

00:19:50.600 Exactly.

00:19:51.140 There's some sort of Nicolas Cage type shit.

00:19:53.420 Yeah, definitely.

00:19:54.520 Chinese swapped him out.

00:19:55.480 This is a 1999 to 2001 era Nicolas Cage type movie.

00:19:59.700 Yeah.

00:20:00.260 And the Chinese just did an experiment on some veteran.

00:20:03.600 Yep.

00:20:03.960 And they swapped him out with some other guy and it worked.

00:20:06.480 Yep.

00:20:06.760 And someone will utter a keyword.

00:20:08.580 It'll say like Bongino time and he'll go.

00:20:12.320 Oh, that's scary.

00:20:13.420 And that could be what Joe Biden is.

00:20:15.860 It could be what Kamala Harris is.

00:20:18.020 Yeah.

00:20:18.500 So at a certain point, you just need the body.

00:20:20.200 So it's like if you can just put a person into the body like they do with Joe Biden.

00:20:24.620 Upload them.

00:20:25.400 Just upload them.

00:20:26.200 You can kind of take over the world.

00:20:27.960 And I'm not saying they're aliens doing that, but it is alien technology.

00:20:35.700 That's scary because then the Chinese can take over our government from the inside by

00:20:39.200 just having people in the bodies.

00:20:40.800 That could be Dianne Feinstein too.

00:20:42.520 Yeah.

00:20:42.980 All right.

00:20:43.300 Let's go on.

00:20:44.040 This is a tip for people.

00:20:47.040 Let's just let it play.

00:20:48.060 You'll get it.

00:20:48.820 From the back.

00:20:49.640 You put your fingers underneath on the inside of the hat and your thumb in line with the

00:20:54.760 back of the hat.

00:20:55.460 And then, let's see.

00:20:57.580 There we go.

00:20:58.140 Then you roll the hat down your arm and then guide it onto your head.

00:21:03.440 Okay.

00:21:03.820 One more time.

00:21:05.280 Holding it from the back.

00:21:07.620 And then you guide it right on.

00:21:12.580 And again, if you're in motion, if you're walking while you do this and it's one smooth,

00:21:16.800 complete move, it looks really cool.

00:21:19.280 And that just kind of completes the coolness of wearing a cool hat like a Fedora.

00:21:23.640 Next level.

00:21:24.420 Yeah.

00:21:24.580 Imagine you walk into a restaurant and you go, hello, and you have your Fedora on like

00:21:28.840 that.

00:21:29.620 Hope you guys can use that.

00:21:31.200 If you do try it, tag us and we'll repost it.

00:21:35.520 Stop.

00:21:36.040 This is the last page of housekeeping.

00:21:37.200 We're almost done.

00:21:37.880 Okay.

00:21:38.020 Remember last week on the show, we did that clip in Urban Decay about how teachers don't

00:21:43.760 correct black students who say ax instead of ask.

00:21:46.600 Yeah.

00:21:47.020 And they just don't correct it anymore because it's white supremacy.

00:21:50.900 There was someone who commented on that, a really good point that happened to me in

00:21:54.100 school too.

00:21:54.980 It said, I had a teacher correct us when we asked, can we?

00:21:58.220 Yeah.

00:21:58.460 Like, can we go blah, blah, blah.

00:22:00.140 Can I go to the bathroom?

00:22:01.820 May I?

00:22:02.440 You know, it's may I say that.

00:22:03.880 Yeah.

00:22:04.000 So like, that's how far we've come.

00:22:06.040 I just wanted to bring that up.

00:22:07.280 Axe.

00:22:07.840 Yeah.

00:22:08.580 Big Titty Woodshop teacher's back.

00:22:10.500 This is a more you segment.

00:22:12.040 Yeah.

00:22:12.480 This came out of nowhere.

00:22:14.080 Big Titty Woodshop teacher was on suspension before, suspended with pay.

00:22:19.340 And the headline came out basically today, controversial teacher with Z cup prosthetic

00:22:24.120 breast returns to the classroom at a new school.

00:22:26.660 So someone else, it wasn't even the old school, a new school came in and said, yeah, we'll take

00:22:32.160 that fucking guy, the Z cup prosthetic, absolute liability, attention, the attention take away

00:22:38.920 from any learning.

00:22:40.320 Give me that guy.

00:22:41.440 So that's, what's up in Canada.

00:22:43.980 I'm going to read a couple of things from this just because it's hilarious.

00:22:47.300 The principal basically had to put out a memo saying like that there might be protests and

00:22:53.960 disruptions over Kayla Lemieux's hiring in a memo obtained by the Toronto Sun.

00:22:59.800 Should the school be subject to any disruptions or protest?

00:23:01.960 We are committed to communicating with you as openly, as frequently as possible to ensure

00:23:05.680 student safety and to share operational plans.

00:23:08.960 The memo stated, and that said, we were writing to you today because we anticipate the school

00:23:13.420 your child is attending this year may receive some level of public attention.

00:23:17.460 And we want to communicate what this means for you.

00:23:19.860 That's us.

00:23:20.440 And they had some other safety precautions, like having students enter and exit the building

00:23:25.360 using assigned doors and at entry and dismissal and locking exterior doors during

00:23:30.440 school hours.

00:23:31.380 So it's like you got the Silence of the Lambs guy in your school.

00:23:36.760 Like it's like a liability.

00:23:38.220 You couldn't just hire anyone.

00:23:40.920 Just not do it.

00:23:42.400 You did it.

00:23:43.040 I don't.

00:23:43.520 It's like the whole trans thing in like, it's like a microcosm of the whole trans thing

00:23:47.660 of like everything needs to change because one person out of the thousand people or 2000

00:23:52.300 people in this school is a little fucked up.

00:23:55.620 Hate heightened security, like new procedures.

00:23:58.880 Any sort of look or comment is now going to be like, what is that?

00:24:02.280 Oh, you can't say that.

00:24:03.380 Or like, oh, you took, you had your phone out.

00:24:04.960 You're taking a photo.

00:24:05.720 Let me see your phone.

00:24:06.760 Yeah.

00:24:06.940 They're going to be all over those kids.

00:24:08.300 So, I mean, there's not much more to this story other than someone in that school is

00:24:13.560 absolutely insane.

00:24:15.140 They hired the big titty woodshop teacher.

00:24:17.060 Um, if you go to this school, uh, well, I won't name the school.

00:24:21.780 It's Nora Francis Henderson secondary school, uh, in Hamilton, Ontario.

00:24:25.860 If you go to that school, we want pictures.

00:24:29.060 We need updates.

00:24:30.260 Did you say you're not going to name the school and then just name it?

00:24:33.180 Well, obviously the people at that school know it.

00:24:36.020 And I mean, it's all over the news, so I don't care.

00:24:38.400 Right.

00:24:38.640 Yeah.

00:24:38.900 But I thought you like said, I wasn't going to, and then I immediately decided to.

00:24:45.920 So yeah.

00:24:46.480 If you guys can get us exclusive photos, um, we're basically the guy from pictures of

00:24:51.980 Spider-Man.

00:24:52.580 Yeah.

00:24:52.860 But we want big titty woodshop teacher and send him directly to Richard.

00:24:56.280 Yeah.

00:24:56.760 He really wants to see him.

00:24:57.760 My DMs are open.

00:24:59.380 All right.

00:24:59.620 Let's move on.

00:25:00.080 We can't get bogged down.

00:25:01.060 Okay.

00:25:01.440 All right.

00:25:01.700 Kathy Griffin, uh, clownified herself.

00:25:04.120 This is what she looks like now.

00:25:05.440 Happened just quick guys.

00:25:06.900 She's quickly becoming some sort of carrot top freak.

00:25:09.340 Yeah.

00:25:09.760 Uh, prop comedy on the horizon for her, I guess.

00:25:12.380 Yeah.

00:25:12.660 No professional snowboarder.

00:25:14.220 Yep.

00:25:14.660 Yep.

00:25:14.920 Who's that?

00:25:15.540 Sean White.

00:25:16.000 I think.

00:25:16.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:17.200 But that's disrespectful to Sean White.

00:25:18.580 We can't, we can't say that.

00:25:20.000 Sean White looks better than her.

00:25:21.920 Um, all right, let's move on.

00:25:23.360 You know how everyone says, oh, third trimester abortions.

00:25:28.000 Republicans always talk about that, but it's only 1% of abortions.

00:25:31.560 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:25:32.360 Um, Katie Couric said, worth noting that fewer than 1% of abortions occur in third trimester

00:25:38.540 GOP debate as if that's some like smart talking point.

00:25:42.500 Oh, GOP is exaggerating.

00:25:43.900 And mimetic Sisyphus, our boy, the hitter, the hitter, the smartest guy on Twitter says that's

00:25:50.160 around 6,000 third trimester babies killed a year.

00:25:52.900 That's two 9-11s of babies killed every year she's downplaying.

00:25:56.580 Isn't that crazy?

00:25:57.460 That's nuts.

00:25:58.320 Third trimester.

00:25:59.000 It can come out.

00:26:00.180 It can, it can live.

00:26:01.020 It's a real, it's a full baby.

00:26:02.540 It's called viable.

00:26:04.100 Yeah.

00:26:04.640 And you kill 6,000 of those and go, it's only 1%.

00:26:07.460 And then you're like, wait, that means you guys are doing like a million.

00:26:11.900 Yeah.

00:26:12.440 So that's bad.

00:26:13.500 Thanks, Katie Couric.

00:26:14.460 Glad you hate Republicans or something.

00:26:16.700 You can't even like agree on something like that.

00:26:19.080 Yeah.

00:26:19.460 Third trimester might be bad.

00:26:21.240 Not a, not a big deal.

00:26:22.800 Um, nice job, retard.

00:26:26.000 Uh, the Trump arrest.

00:26:27.780 Yeah.

00:26:28.280 Trump, uh, we, we kind of like barely briefly talked about it last week, but.

00:26:32.160 You know, and everyone spoke about it.

00:26:33.520 So everyone knows what's going on.

00:26:35.060 Uh, the Trump arrest happened.

00:26:37.240 He's also getting a lot of, uh, black support.

00:26:40.440 Yeah.

00:26:41.100 But we've heard this before where we're like, Oh, Trump's numbers, the black community are

00:26:44.680 getting better.

00:26:45.180 And then it always ends up being like a Democrat scam ballot harvesting operation.

00:26:49.800 And then like no one votes, but this time might be, you ever see a white person get

00:26:53.540 ballot harvested.

00:26:54.720 You ever see a Democrat operative come up to a white neighborhood and go, make sure you

00:26:58.080 know how to vote.

00:26:58.720 And we're going to bring the ballot in for you.

00:27:00.140 Just fill that out.

00:27:00.940 I'll take that.

00:27:01.720 That's a good point.

00:27:02.660 Just do it for black.

00:27:03.900 Which is interesting.

00:27:04.920 Maybe they're not, they're not, they wouldn't go vote on the day of if they had to go wait

00:27:08.940 in line.

00:27:09.460 Mm-hmm.

00:27:11.660 Um, so everyone's kind of coming around to Trump.

00:27:14.560 They kind of see it as gangster.

00:27:15.620 The way Trump rolled up to the thing with all the cars and all the motorcycles and the

00:27:20.080 whole squad.

00:27:20.940 Yeah.

00:27:21.120 That was, that was, that was on some G shit.

00:27:23.080 Yeah.

00:27:23.340 Truck to the plane to the truck.

00:27:24.980 He did it.

00:27:25.860 He did it.

00:27:26.540 Um, so that was cool.

00:27:28.800 Here's where it gets a little dark and here's where I go against Trump.

00:27:33.160 I'm a Trump supporter through and through, but this is the merch.

00:27:38.400 Never surrender at the bottom.

00:27:39.900 And it's just the, the, look at this.

00:27:41.840 This is like a Photoshop.

00:27:42.940 It looks so bad.

00:27:44.080 Yeah.

00:27:44.400 It's just the thing on it that says never surrender.

00:27:47.120 And it's just like the, the mugshot badly Photoshopped onto a blank shirt.

00:27:52.440 So, Hey, if you guys are going to buy a mugshot merch, buy it from Trump.

00:27:56.700 It goes to Trump.

00:27:57.760 It supports the campaign.

00:27:59.620 Don't buy it from the other influencers pushing mugshot merch.

00:28:02.640 Cause it's too simple.

00:28:03.580 There's no art.

00:28:04.280 It's tasteless.

00:28:04.760 It's tasteless.

00:28:05.440 You take the thing and you copy and you paste it.

00:28:07.220 There's no effort.

00:28:08.000 It's a blurry picture.

00:28:09.340 Buy it from Trump.

00:28:10.360 If you're going to buy it.

00:28:11.280 But if you're looking for art stuff, that's like a cultural timeless piece to remember

00:28:16.680 things that happen.

00:28:18.040 That's what we focus on.

00:28:20.020 The free big Don.

00:28:20.740 The free big Don.

00:28:22.080 We have a free big Don shirt here.

00:28:24.140 We have two versions of it.

00:28:25.700 We got the three Dons and then the free big Don with the fedora.

00:28:30.220 Everything looks very cool.

00:28:31.680 It's an art piece.

00:28:32.560 It's timeless.

00:28:33.360 A lot of effort went into it.

00:28:34.880 Me and Richard Rappoy made these.

00:28:36.760 It's very cool.

00:28:37.660 Fleckus merch.com is the website.

00:28:40.120 So if you guys are going to get the mugshot merch, buy it from Trump, not the other influencers.

00:28:44.220 If you want something that actually is cool, looks cool, and is kind of like a fun urban

00:28:48.100 shirt, Fleckus merch.com is the website.

00:28:50.980 Make sure you go there and buy it today.

00:28:53.940 That it?

00:28:54.680 Yeah.

00:28:55.100 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:28:56.760 Lovely.

00:28:57.160 We made it through.

00:28:57.900 Let's get into cringe.

00:28:58.640 I have a few questions about some of your choices.

00:29:00.460 The Andrew Tate dancing guy.

00:29:01.980 I don't know, but you know.

00:29:03.200 It was a good housekeeping.

00:29:04.060 It was a good housekeeping overall, but.

00:29:05.840 Yep.

00:29:06.340 And then just one last reminder.

00:29:08.160 Make sure you guys join FleckusTalks.com because there's no Friday episode this week.

00:29:13.300 So if you want the Q&A from yesterday and you want the bonus land coming on Thursday,

00:29:18.100 FleckusTalks.com is the website.

00:29:20.380 You'll get the content you're missing when there's no public episode Friday.

00:29:23.560 Don't come to me complaining when it's not there.

00:29:25.400 Yep.

00:29:25.540 All right.

00:29:25.920 Cringe of the week.

00:29:29.940 Let's go to the first clip.

00:29:31.180 They're making our straight guys gay.

00:29:34.860 Gay straight guys.

00:29:35.680 This is the TikTok one?

00:29:36.180 Yeah.

00:29:36.380 So these are TikTokers and this is what they think men do, I guess.

00:29:40.800 That's the one.

00:29:57.600 So that's the one.

00:29:59.160 Meaning there were.

00:29:59.980 Seven takes.

00:30:01.040 There were multiple takes.

00:30:01.860 Yeah.

00:30:04.100 Yeah.

00:30:04.600 Behind the scenes of stuff like that is like, that's greasy shit.

00:30:08.180 You know how they say don't, you know, you shouldn't see how the sausage is made.

00:30:11.860 This is worse than sausage.

00:30:13.380 It's way worse.

00:30:14.340 By a lot.

00:30:15.200 And I was going to say, what do you think is worse?

00:30:17.180 This or drag queens?

00:30:20.440 At least drag queens are gay.

00:30:22.160 Yeah.

00:30:22.620 They admit it.

00:30:23.500 Yeah.

00:30:23.880 They admit it.

00:30:24.480 And they're gay.

00:30:25.080 And like, what does a gay guy do?

00:30:26.120 Oh, he puts on high heels and makeup and dances around with fake tits.

00:30:29.260 Like, okay, that, that, that rings true.

00:30:31.340 That's consistent with the gay guy.

00:30:32.900 That's true.

00:30:33.400 These are like 20 year old kids.

00:30:35.240 I know.

00:30:35.800 They're straight.

00:30:36.860 I don't know.

00:30:37.960 Hit the football field.

00:30:39.160 Yeah.

00:30:39.760 Do something.

00:30:40.740 I don't know what to even say.

00:30:42.380 Do girls like this?

00:30:43.900 Well, that's, that's kind of a thing.

00:30:45.400 I like, I don't think girls their age like this.

00:30:49.320 I think you can get popular on TikTok with like 12 year olds who treat you like a pop star.

00:30:53.880 If you're like this.

00:30:54.520 Oh yeah.

00:30:55.020 If you're like an 18 year old, this is like the equivalent of like a 21 year old being in a Disney movie.

00:30:59.180 Yeah.

00:30:59.560 About like Brink.

00:31:00.360 Like, it's like being a pop star without having to sing the songs.

00:31:04.100 It's actually easier.

00:31:04.940 Pretty easy gig.

00:31:05.880 You used to do gay shit with your boys.

00:31:07.280 Yeah.

00:31:08.280 So that's interesting.

00:31:08.820 Are we turning around?

00:31:09.680 Gay shit with your boys?

00:31:12.000 And then, so I'm noticing they're making our straight people gay and then they're making

00:31:17.860 our gays trans.

00:31:19.880 So everyone's just sliding over a notch.

00:31:22.820 Yeah.

00:31:23.000 I'm sturdy where I'm at.

00:31:24.900 I'm dug in.

00:31:25.920 I'm dug in.

00:31:26.460 Like a rock.

00:31:27.620 So here's a picture of Shawn Mendes' crew.

00:31:30.160 And then someone tweeted, are they gay or LA straight?

00:31:33.080 So this is the whole crew.

00:31:35.180 They got all this stuff.

00:31:36.280 A little midriff.

00:31:37.520 Midriff.

00:31:38.120 Painted nails.

00:31:39.500 Drinking smoothies.

00:31:40.740 Whole squad on some twink shit.

00:31:41.920 And this is, we're talking to off camera, Richard Rappaway and I, this is what happens

00:31:45.800 when there's not any predators.

00:31:47.820 Yeah.

00:31:48.360 You know?

00:31:48.820 There's no threats.

00:31:49.740 They're not saying they should be predatorized, but if there were predators, guys don't act

00:31:55.440 like that.

00:31:56.000 Yeah.

00:31:56.500 And, you know, it's like, all right, the world is really safe.

00:32:00.420 There's no predators.

00:32:01.320 You're free to do whatever you want.

00:32:02.560 What do you want to do?

00:32:03.780 And they picked.

00:32:04.680 I'm going to paint my nails and detox.

00:32:06.700 Paint my nails and drink a smoothie.

00:32:08.720 Yeah, fuck.

00:32:09.740 Fuck.

00:32:10.060 I don't know what happened.

00:32:10.980 And I guess it's attractive to girls if they're on birth control.

00:32:14.760 I think I may have cracked it.

00:32:16.260 Yeah.

00:32:16.480 That's called cracking it.

00:32:17.880 Yeah.

00:32:18.200 So girls are on birth control.

00:32:19.460 They're attracted to the beta males.

00:32:21.000 Feminized guy.

00:32:21.460 And then the feminized guys drink the water, astrazine, turn everyone gay.

00:32:26.020 So we've kind of had that principle before where we say when you get too far away from

00:32:29.960 how food is made and how, you know, farming and stuff like that, then you start thinking

00:32:34.260 some weird shit.

00:32:35.320 This is what happens when you're too far away from predators or warring tribes or any threat

00:32:40.900 to you, you know, and your security.

00:32:42.600 Yeah.

00:32:42.860 You become a twink.

00:32:43.800 Yep.

00:32:44.640 Twink death is important.

00:32:46.460 Twink death?

00:32:47.060 Yeah.

00:32:47.400 What do you mean?

00:32:48.120 It's like when-

00:32:49.300 Growing up and then becoming bigger than a twink?

00:32:51.040 Yeah.

00:32:51.360 So you have like a twink phase and then you grow out of it into a man.

00:32:55.120 Yeah.

00:32:55.280 Like Alex Jones had a twink death.

00:32:57.440 Yeah.

00:32:57.820 I know what you mean.

00:32:58.820 You skipped that though.

00:33:00.040 So you were what?

00:33:00.620 280, eighth grade?

00:33:04.620 Yeah.

00:33:05.420 Sorry.

00:33:06.100 No, I killed the twink early on.

00:33:07.840 Yeah.

00:33:08.140 Got rid of it.

00:33:08.700 Basically from day one.

00:33:10.680 Yeah.

00:33:10.880 I was exactly.

00:33:12.080 I like the way you worded that.

00:33:13.980 All right.

00:33:14.380 Let's move on.

00:33:14.960 The estrogen treatment for the kid.

00:33:18.740 Estrogen treatment is irreversible and would make Josie sterile, but Josie and her mother

00:33:23.980 never doubted it was the right thing until an unexpected conversation happened one afternoon.

00:33:30.840 But on the inside where nobody else can see?

00:33:33.600 Yeah.

00:33:34.260 Are you a boy or are you a girl?

00:33:36.980 Maybe I'm a boy inside and a girl outside.

00:33:41.440 Really?

00:33:42.580 Yeah.

00:33:42.920 Is that true?

00:33:44.000 Only you know the answer to that.

00:33:46.320 So if you wanted to grow up to be a man, would you tell me?

00:33:51.440 Um, yeah.

00:33:54.640 Hey, if you wanted to grow up and be a man, you could.

00:33:59.480 I want to be, sometimes I think I'm a boy, sort of, but I want to be a girl.

00:34:07.460 Yeah.

00:34:08.340 Would you love me if I'm a boy?

00:34:09.780 Of course.

00:34:11.000 I would love you no matter what.

00:34:12.920 I always have and I always will.

00:34:15.760 It was the first time Vanessa ever heard Josie sound uncertain.

00:34:19.860 So it's the first time she ever heard the kid sound uncertain when the camera was there

00:34:23.340 recording a 10 minute little soundbite thing.

00:34:25.760 Like an appointment, a short appointment, you know, buzz cut mom.

00:34:29.620 She'd love her the same.

00:34:30.960 Yeah.

00:34:31.360 If you marry someone like that, your bloodline ends and that's just what happens.

00:34:34.860 That's what you, that's what happens when you marry a freak, your bloodline is over.

00:34:39.200 Yeah.

00:34:39.480 And it's a shame.

00:34:40.240 Um, and yeah, this mom is just, I don't know what happened, but.

00:34:45.880 I'm sure dad's just off frame.

00:34:47.300 Yeah.

00:34:47.780 He's just, she goes, well, she goes, uh, you, you could be whatever you want.

00:34:51.940 I'd love you the same.

00:34:52.980 And it's like, have you ever had thoughts like this?

00:34:56.000 And it's like, you guys should have hashed this out a lot.

00:34:58.820 Uh, oh, and she said, only you can tell me, but with a lot of guidance from mom, with a

00:35:04.360 lot of encouragement and like, here's the path you could take.

00:35:07.180 And even the answer, one of them, the kid said for one of the questions was like, oh,

00:35:11.860 maybe like maybe you're not in the maybe zone.

00:35:14.740 We're in the, you're getting sterilized zone, sterilized for maybe it's like, oh, if you

00:35:18.380 want to be a boy, you can.

00:35:19.520 Okay.

00:35:20.160 And the kid's like, okay.

00:35:21.280 It's okay.

00:35:21.680 You want to be a boy?

00:35:22.560 Yeah.

00:35:23.400 Whoa.

00:35:24.580 Literally.

00:35:25.060 How about we don't even talk about it?

00:35:26.280 Let me go play outside.

00:35:27.180 Like we don't have to figure this out the way you think that they do.

00:35:30.880 Um, and that's also part of it too, is everything is, uh, the kid doesn't call up and schedule

00:35:35.560 the doctor's appointment.

00:35:36.680 You know, the kid doesn't say, okay, we'll be back next week for the consultation.

00:35:40.740 Okay.

00:35:41.300 We are moving forward with it.

00:35:42.940 You know what I mean?

00:35:44.180 It's not really up to her.

00:35:45.840 There's a guy, there's a guiding hand on her.

00:35:48.080 Yeah.

00:35:49.300 It's a kid.

00:35:50.380 I don't even know which gender the kid is.

00:35:52.400 It's a boy.

00:35:53.240 Pretending to be a girl.

00:35:54.180 A boy with long hair.

00:35:54.480 That's so bad.

00:35:55.420 Yeah.

00:35:55.560 Well, and while we're doing that to our kids here, here's what they do in China with

00:35:59.620 their kids.

00:36:03.160 We have no shot.

00:36:04.620 Yeah.

00:36:05.360 They're going to kill us.

00:36:07.100 Yeah.

00:36:08.000 It's over.

00:36:09.480 Well, let's move on to the, what about trans people meme?

00:36:13.260 Yeah.

00:36:13.560 So there was a tweet from pink news, which is their, their, uh, publication.

00:36:18.860 Pink news.

00:36:19.460 It does all the gay stuff, all the trans stuff.

00:36:21.460 Uh, uh, LGB adults at higher risk of suicidal thoughts and self-harm study finds.

00:36:27.300 And then everyone starts commenting.

00:36:29.720 What, where's the T?

00:36:31.000 What about trans people?

00:36:32.400 Um, T where's TQ plus?

00:36:34.320 Where's the T pink news?

00:36:35.660 Has this website gone turf suddenly?

00:36:37.580 What happened to the TQ?

00:36:38.520 Is it on holiday this week?

00:36:39.840 Yeah.

00:36:40.280 They're getting sassy.

00:36:41.260 So they're getting sassy because someone's not talking about trans people for once.

00:36:45.440 Yeah.

00:36:45.940 Um, and obviously the trans people just love attention.

00:36:48.740 And then here's a memetic sisyphus, uh, meme.

00:36:50.980 I've been following, I've been feeling depressed lately.

00:36:52.740 And then the guy goes, why aren't you talking about trans people?

00:36:55.820 Just immediately, please.

00:36:57.040 They love attention.

00:36:57.880 I saw this funny meme, uh, on Twitter and it was back in my day when I grew up, if you

00:37:02.900 wanted extra attention, you ordered fajitas at a restaurant.

00:37:06.420 Simple as that.

00:37:07.260 You know, turning heads and now I was talking to a memetic sisyphus about this.

00:37:11.760 And he said that there's a C S Lewis quote that, uh, this reminded him of, can you give

00:37:16.200 that a read since I can't read?

00:37:17.760 Yeah.

00:37:18.080 Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victim may be the most

00:37:22.580 oppressive.

00:37:23.280 It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.

00:37:28.580 The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep.

00:37:31.200 His cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will

00:37:36.300 torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

00:37:40.800 Doesn't that make sense?

00:37:42.000 It does.

00:37:42.300 It never ends if it's about people who are victims.

00:37:45.400 So there's always another victim.

00:37:46.540 There's always an oppressed person.

00:37:47.680 There's always someone doing something.

00:37:49.400 It's good that you didn't read that too.

00:37:51.180 I couldn't have read that.

00:37:51.980 There were a couple of words.

00:37:53.360 I know you couldn't have gotten.

00:37:55.140 Thanks.

00:37:56.160 All right.

00:37:56.380 Let's move on.

00:37:57.240 They all trans poly cool.

00:37:58.640 This is actually should be uplifting.

00:38:00.280 Maybe they said it couldn't be done.

00:38:02.080 Yeah.

00:38:02.320 So these are all, they said it couldn't be done in all trans poly cool in Michigan's upper peninsula.

00:38:07.180 You know, the rural Midwest.

00:38:09.020 Yeah.

00:38:09.260 You know, just nothing but trees and cabins and ice fishing.

00:38:13.800 That's where the trans poly cool comes.

00:38:15.940 That makes me think that maybe it's the pesticides.

00:38:19.540 Ooh.

00:38:20.100 It's like the farm stuff.

00:38:21.240 And it's making like, cause the number of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven trans people

00:38:25.740 in Michigan's upper peninsula.

00:38:27.720 It's like lightning striking a shark attack again.

00:38:29.980 It's crazy.

00:38:30.580 I don't understand it.

00:38:31.760 So, which leads me to believe which one of these led the recruiting effort?

00:38:35.100 Who got them all in?

00:38:36.080 I think the green hair is up there.

00:38:38.000 Green hair is up there.

00:38:38.860 Guy holding the camera too.

00:38:40.180 Yeah.

00:38:40.480 And then the one on the right with the pink sweater.

00:38:43.020 Oh, hiding.

00:38:44.240 She's busy.

00:38:45.240 She's busy in the Facebook group.

00:38:46.940 She, he, whoever.

00:38:48.240 She's correcting everyone.

00:38:48.880 They're at the arcade.

00:38:49.860 So the trans poly cool made it out to the kid's zone for, uh, kids love the arcade.

00:38:54.920 That's a good place.

00:38:55.760 So they all fucking suck each other, you know, do whatever you want.

00:38:58.380 We don't care about that.

00:38:59.180 Just don't go to the bathroom.

00:39:00.580 This might be bad.

00:39:01.580 Well, and if you look at the picture, the men's room looms over their shoulder.

00:39:05.760 Yeah.

00:39:06.240 Um, and this like, Hey, trans poly cool.

00:39:09.600 I actually like that a little better than just like a trans person who's alone, mad at

00:39:14.240 the world.

00:39:14.860 You know, they can just fuck each other in a cycle.

00:39:17.620 Yeah.

00:39:18.020 And then they don't get involved in politics and they don't get involved in any activist

00:39:21.800 stuff.

00:39:22.440 Yeah.

00:39:22.540 Yeah.

00:39:22.940 You know, waste each other's time.

00:39:24.200 I like that.

00:39:25.080 So yeah.

00:39:25.540 And no kids, zero kids will be produced.

00:39:27.700 Yeah, that's true.

00:39:28.760 So the men's room looms in the background and they're in an arcade where kids are.

00:39:33.080 I like the theory of it being farm related with, uh, pesticides.

00:39:37.580 Monsanto type shit.

00:39:38.740 Cause then that's why I kept my, my testosterone.

00:39:41.140 Cause I never eat vegetables.

00:39:43.020 Mm.

00:39:44.100 Smart.

00:39:44.740 That's actually one step ahead.

00:39:47.520 Let's move on to the implant trans.

00:39:49.920 Just relax.

00:39:51.780 I'm going to be right here.

00:39:52.900 You need to move it.

00:39:53.840 The sixth grader is about to have a tiny medical device implanted in his left arm.

00:39:58.300 Girl who thinks it's a boy.

00:39:59.760 Jack's dad and mom are at his side.

00:40:01.880 Oh, geez.

00:40:03.100 I'm really terrified.

00:40:04.720 Just relax.

00:40:05.300 I'm like, Jack.

00:40:05.820 I'm like, Jack.

00:40:06.340 It's just your head.

00:40:07.300 Jack.

00:40:08.100 Jack.

00:40:08.680 Jack, relax.

00:40:09.360 Meredith's going to put some more numbing to make sure that it's all numb.

00:40:12.940 Okay.

00:40:13.420 The implant stops female puberty and will keep Jack from growing breasts.

00:40:19.260 There you go.

00:40:20.320 What would you say to people who think kids are just too young to make this kind of decision?

00:40:25.480 Sure.

00:40:25.980 I'm a kid, but it doesn't take a genius to realize that I'm not a girl.

00:40:31.380 Why?

00:40:31.960 Cause you have a buzz cut and you haven't gone through puberty and kids all look kind of androgynous

00:40:36.420 until like a certain age.

00:40:37.580 It doesn't take a genius to realize.

00:40:39.840 So I guess that kid is able to consent.

00:40:42.360 Kids like 10 years old.

00:40:43.420 Realize that I'm not a girl.

00:40:45.360 An estimated 1.4 million adults in the U.S. identify as trans.

00:40:50.800 150,000 teens.

00:40:53.320 But figures for younger children are largely unknown.

00:40:57.260 Here in the Bay Area, there are at least six clinics for trans kids.

00:41:00.820 UCSF serves about 800 children at its three clinics.

00:41:05.600 Stanford sees 300 kids.

00:41:08.600 So Stanford, one of the best colleges in the world.

00:41:13.000 Imagine looking at it objectively like you're someone from the past who got dropped in the

00:41:16.420 future.

00:41:17.000 Yeah.

00:41:17.200 Or you know what I mean?

00:41:18.200 Just like someone looking at it completely neutrally and you're walking around Stanford

00:41:21.480 Medical Center and then you find the room where they're experimenting on turning kids from

00:41:27.320 boys to girls.

00:41:28.540 Yeah.

00:41:28.880 It would be like a war crime situation.

00:41:30.580 It was like when Kramer found the pig man in Seinfeld.

00:41:32.780 Yeah.

00:41:33.060 We need tribunals.

00:41:34.180 We need like a trial.

00:41:35.980 You go, wait, what's something going on here?

00:41:37.760 Like I swear I know what I saw.

00:41:39.860 There's kids and they're turning boys into girls.

00:41:41.800 It's horrible.

00:41:42.400 They're in this room.

00:41:43.080 We got to get them out.

00:41:43.780 We got to save these kids.

00:41:44.700 But for some reason, that's not the energy.

00:41:48.140 And another problem I have with this video is that dad is like my dad.

00:41:52.700 That's what my dad looks like physiognomy wise, whatever it's called.

00:41:55.980 Yeah.

00:41:56.180 It's like a big guy, big forearms, business casual, wedding ring.

00:42:01.760 Typical business casual.

00:42:03.100 It's tucked in, you know.

00:42:04.500 Like a well-to-do guy who's like a big, strong guy and you have this gay kid and you're turning

00:42:10.000 him into a girl.

00:42:10.860 And he got sucked.

00:42:11.960 Or whatever.

00:42:12.460 It's the opposite.

00:42:12.920 Yeah.

00:42:13.300 But he got sucked into this.

00:42:14.920 I don't know.

00:42:15.540 How does it happen?

00:42:16.640 What the fuck happened?

00:42:17.980 Also, one more point I want to make before we move on is the absolute like softball layup

00:42:23.060 type of reporting that goes on in this.

00:42:26.900 Like he goes.

00:42:27.520 Both situations.

00:42:28.160 Exactly.

00:42:28.640 Both.

00:42:29.020 They say, no, it doesn't take a genius to realize I'm not a girl.

00:42:33.680 And it's like, oh, OK.

00:42:35.320 Yeah.

00:42:35.660 He writes like there's no pushback.

00:42:37.600 There's no looking to explore.

00:42:38.860 There's no like, you know, you write a news piece or a magazine article about Jerry Jones.

00:42:45.500 You go, Jerry Jones like looked in, sunk into his deep leather chair and pondered.

00:42:50.740 A PR person came up and he scolded them.

00:42:53.360 You know, like there's all this like expose or whatever around it.

00:42:57.320 And this is just like, well, what do you want to do, kids?

00:42:59.680 Like show me the propaganda and let's just get this done with.

00:43:02.920 The kids said.

00:43:03.800 Yeah.

00:43:04.040 As the kids said, that's the extent of it.

00:43:06.300 So, well, let's move on.

00:43:07.340 Let's not get too down.

00:43:08.360 Let's not get too depressed.

00:43:09.300 Let's move on to Urban Decay where it's going to get a lot worse.

00:43:12.480 Yeah.

00:43:12.920 Let's go.

00:43:13.600 OK.

00:43:13.880 First clip of Urban Decay.

00:43:15.240 There's a guy who works at a convenience shop, like a convenience store, a bodega type.

00:43:20.740 And he does this thing where he gives people pink lighters and then they have like bad

00:43:25.400 reactions.

00:43:25.980 So we have two clips of that.

00:43:27.500 Let's look the first one.

00:43:28.280 It's in Chicago.

00:43:30.280 My boy.

00:43:30.880 All of this over a pink lighter.

00:43:45.140 I can't show this part because he started bleeding.

00:43:47.600 To be honest, that was just straight instant karma.

00:43:50.420 Just because I truly do believe that he wasn't even all mad.

00:43:53.880 He just did it just to do it.

00:43:55.820 Yeah.

00:43:56.300 White fragility, though.

00:43:57.280 You know, white folks are losing their cool and they're killing us.

00:44:02.440 So I thought the N word was the only thing that was immediate physical violence.

00:44:06.400 But apparently something as small as a pink lighter can do it as well, which is shocking.

00:44:11.540 Like if you exactly.

00:44:12.760 It's a kind of like insinuating that they're gay.

00:44:15.320 Yeah.

00:44:15.780 I don't like that.

00:44:17.580 What do you think about that guy?

00:44:18.880 I mean, he had a violent reaction to it.

00:44:20.760 Do you think he's a gay guy?

00:44:22.480 So imagine that guy hooks up with a trans person, has some post-engagement clarity, and

00:44:29.040 then goes, wait, whoa, this is gay, and then kills the tranny.

00:44:32.700 Jokes.

00:44:33.380 And that's who's killing the trans people.

00:44:35.620 Yeah.

00:44:35.760 A lot of times it's black people.

00:44:37.480 And it seems to be a person who would have a violent reaction like that.

00:44:41.180 Hey, you can't leave me.

00:44:42.460 I'll fucking tell everybody about this.

00:44:44.120 I'll tell the whole fucking street.

00:44:46.660 That's kind of how it goes, right?

00:44:47.900 That's exactly how it goes.

00:44:49.120 Yeah.

00:44:49.600 Unfortunately.

00:44:50.280 So let's let the next one rip, too.

00:44:51.660 Yeah, it's not just random hate crimes.

00:44:53.740 Like, it's that type of shit.

00:44:56.260 You have a blessed day.

00:44:56.980 Let me give you a bag.

00:44:57.820 What the fuck is this, bro?

00:44:58.620 I want those fucking pink lights.

00:44:59.780 What you mean, bro?

00:45:00.900 Man, give me another lighter.

00:45:02.140 I want that fucking pink lighter.

00:45:03.320 What's wrong with it, bro?

00:45:04.080 I ain't no fucking Geechee or nothing, dude.

00:45:06.080 Man, give me a lighter, bro.

00:45:07.300 I'm saying, what's wrong with that?

00:45:08.140 Bro, it works perfectly fine.

00:45:11.580 Fucking lighter, dude.

00:45:12.320 Come on, gang.

00:45:13.020 What you do that for, bro?

00:45:14.480 Man, I'ma bug the fuck up in here if you don't give me a real lighter.

00:45:16.960 I ain't no bitch.

00:45:17.560 You ain't even give me no fucking pink lighter.

00:45:18.800 All right, you got to give it to me so I can switch it out for you.

00:45:21.240 I don't be the young man finna go grab that lighter, bro.

00:45:22.920 Come on, bro.

00:45:23.420 I can't.

00:45:23.780 That's a loss right there.

00:45:24.620 Hell nah.

00:45:25.200 I'm taking this for free.

00:45:26.400 No, you're not.

00:45:27.200 Come on.

00:45:27.480 Hey, bro.

00:45:27.760 Don't do that, bro.

00:45:29.140 Give me a real lighter, man.

00:45:31.000 Come on, bro.

00:45:31.540 Don't do that.

00:45:31.960 All right, fuck.

00:45:33.120 Hey, yo.

00:45:35.120 That's what you get.

00:45:36.500 So being, yeah, a pink lighter means gay, I guess.

00:45:40.200 That's the implication here.

00:45:41.880 But even then, it's like, it's just a lighter.

00:45:45.360 Yeah.

00:45:46.020 Light your backwards blunts with whatever.

00:45:48.560 Why is someone going to see you with it and go, oh, this guy's gay, and then that's going

00:45:52.720 to be a problem for you?

00:45:53.580 Yeah.

00:45:53.940 I don't know.

00:45:54.540 This taught me something.

00:45:55.860 This was not something I knew already.

00:45:57.420 So we had to share it with the audience that this kind of reaction can occur.

00:46:01.640 Maybe when Joe Biden said racial jungle, remember he made that term?

00:46:05.320 Maybe this is what he meant.

00:46:06.600 Like, I don't know what racial jungle means, the term Joe Biden said, but I don't know.

00:46:10.660 Maybe it could be this.

00:46:11.700 Could.

00:46:12.000 Yeah.

00:46:12.340 I have no idea what Joe Biden meant by that.

00:46:14.260 Yeah.

00:46:14.400 Joe Biden hasn't explained himself or elaborated further.

00:46:16.900 So, yeah.

00:46:17.700 But that does seem a little chaotic, like kind of like a wild response.

00:46:21.640 Jumanji type shit.

00:46:23.840 All right.

00:46:24.280 Let's move on to the mass shooting.

00:46:25.500 There was a mass shooting in Jacksonville, and then D.L.

00:46:29.520 Hewley's trying to blame it on everyone.

00:46:30.700 Some guy killed people, and it was racially motivated.

00:46:33.920 He wanted to kill black people.

00:46:35.240 Yep.

00:46:35.680 So, wait.

00:46:37.560 What do you want me to show the press conference?

00:46:39.540 Yeah, let's show this.

00:46:40.540 This is what D.L.

00:46:41.920 Hewley posted.

00:46:42.960 Yeah.

00:46:43.020 Offered several manifestos, one to his parents, one to the media, and one to federal agents.

00:46:50.560 Portions of these manifestos detail the shooter's disgusting ideology of hate.

00:46:56.020 Plainly put, this shooting was racially motivated, and he hated black people.

00:47:01.280 Cool.

00:47:02.040 So, not good.

00:47:03.460 It's a mass shooting.

00:47:04.500 It's bad.

00:47:05.500 Yep.

00:47:05.840 Everyone agrees with that.

00:47:06.940 He had a manifesto, which got released within a day of two hours.

00:47:11.780 We're still waiting for the other one from Nashville.

00:47:14.400 And then D.L.

00:47:14.920 Hewley posted this, and his caption is, the hatred of a people, our people, my people,

00:47:20.320 simply because of the color of our skin is something that has not changed with time.

00:47:24.420 When will it ever be safe to be black in America?

00:47:27.040 I don't think anytime soon.

00:47:29.980 Yeah.

00:47:30.300 And meanwhile, the shootings of these numbers of three, four, five people.

00:47:35.060 That was three people killed in Jacksonville.

00:47:36.960 And three innocent victims, you know.

00:47:38.480 Obviously, rest in peace.

00:47:39.540 That's terrible.

00:47:40.340 All that.

00:47:40.880 Yep.

00:47:41.520 But these types of shootings happen all the time.

00:47:44.240 Every single day.

00:47:44.980 There's 30 people killed in Chicago every weekend, like clockwork.

00:47:48.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:49.660 And that's one city.

00:47:51.300 Yeah.

00:47:51.500 Baltimore, same thing.

00:47:53.000 And there was a mass shooting last month where a black guy killed four white people

00:47:57.380 because of their race.

00:47:59.400 No one said anything about it.

00:48:00.800 It's bad.

00:48:01.260 Everyone said the same thing.

00:48:01.980 Oh, it's bad.

00:48:02.480 It's horrible.

00:48:02.960 It's sad.

00:48:03.480 Yeah.

00:48:03.720 But no one's jumping to these conclusions.

00:48:05.420 But D.L.

00:48:05.900 Hewley thinks, you know, oh, white people keep killing us.

00:48:09.360 We're not safe out there because all these white people.

00:48:12.060 Buddy, the black-on-black murder rate is fucking absurd.

00:48:16.500 It's really crazy.

00:48:17.700 I don't even, you can't even really quantify, like the bar chart,

00:48:20.400 it doesn't even look good because one bar is so high.

00:48:23.140 Yeah.

00:48:23.560 So you can't even, it's the scale doesn't even work.

00:48:25.880 Exactly.

00:48:26.420 So this is something that's happened.

00:48:27.720 Cernovich even said, these shootings are common.

00:48:29.700 Every weekend, rarely covered.

00:48:31.100 Jacksonville will be unrelenting.

00:48:32.660 Yeah.

00:48:32.960 That's what they do.

00:48:34.140 And then everyone's like, oh, everyone, you know, D.L.

00:48:36.520 Hewley says everyone's against black people.

00:48:38.460 It's so hard to be black.

00:48:39.640 The president's on your side.

00:48:41.140 Corporations are on your side.

00:48:42.600 Academia's on your side.

00:48:43.680 Finance, sports, the whole.

00:48:45.960 If there's a racially motivated against black people shooting, there's like a, what?

00:48:50.400 Yeah.

00:48:52.160 Like a fog horn goes off and then like bat signal.

00:48:55.060 Everybody talks about it for days on end.

00:48:57.140 Yeah.

00:48:57.960 And unfortunately, you know, I dream of a day where that kind of media attention happens

00:49:02.880 on any random shooting on any random street.

00:49:05.000 And it's a huge deal.

00:49:06.220 Yeah.

00:49:06.700 That would actually make a difference.

00:49:08.360 Yeah.

00:49:08.620 And the medic Sisyphus described this.

00:49:10.360 I was talking to him about it.

00:49:11.540 He described this as man bites dog.

00:49:14.680 What do you mean?

00:49:15.140 Like it's always dog bites man.

00:49:17.220 Yeah.

00:49:17.540 And everyone just doesn't ignore that as soon as that's normal.

00:49:20.700 But when a man bites a dog, it's like, wait, man biting dog.

00:49:23.980 Us dogs are under attack.

00:49:25.380 Even though dogs are the ones doing the biting.

00:49:27.260 But it's a man bites dog situation.

00:49:29.120 That's actually hilarious.

00:49:30.260 All right.

00:49:30.480 Moving on.

00:49:30.960 Urban Decay page two.

00:49:32.560 You know what?

00:49:32.960 Let's edit that, Nick.

00:49:34.280 Mimetic Sisyphus.

00:49:35.200 He didn't say that.

00:49:35.860 I came up with that.

00:49:36.980 No, I'm kidding.

00:49:37.980 I'm kidding.

00:49:38.540 Yeah.

00:49:38.760 We leave that in.

00:49:40.000 All right.

00:49:40.600 Urban Decay two.

00:49:42.200 The guy who fights off the home intruders.

00:49:44.580 This page of Urban Decay is white boys throwing down.

00:49:47.560 Yep.

00:49:48.940 There's a white boy on the ring cam.

00:49:50.600 He's fighting them both.

00:49:52.980 He's got the upper hand on both of them individually.

00:49:55.840 And they're trying to keep their masks on.

00:49:58.080 He's swinging.

00:49:59.840 He gets hit with something.

00:50:01.460 Watch closely.

00:50:03.020 The dude has multiple knockout punch attempts.

00:50:06.480 Like multiple punches that should be knockout.

00:50:08.760 Strength.

00:50:08.940 Like right here.

00:50:09.560 Should be knocked out.

00:50:11.000 He doesn't knock anyone out.

00:50:12.120 That's like a featherweight problem.

00:50:13.560 Yeah.

00:50:13.780 That's a shame.

00:50:14.720 And then he goes out and fights.

00:50:16.220 And then we can fast forward a little bit.

00:50:18.260 He basically drags them back in.

00:50:20.900 Gets one in.

00:50:21.960 Locks him in.

00:50:22.740 Now you just can't leave.

00:50:23.620 Now you just can't leave, buddy.

00:50:24.900 I'm holding you to the caps.

00:50:26.840 And then.

00:50:27.380 But he still.

00:50:28.180 He just can't knock them out.

00:50:29.340 That's like a bad dream.

00:50:30.700 And you know what?

00:50:31.500 My first reaction to this is.

00:50:33.040 If you're two on one, right?

00:50:34.480 And they're home intruders.

00:50:35.620 And they're trying to steal from you.

00:50:36.660 So there's a natural instinct to fight like this.

00:50:39.340 You know?

00:50:39.820 Do this.

00:50:40.940 Immediately start kneeing people in the nuts.

00:50:43.200 Yeah.

00:50:43.520 It's not fair fight time.

00:50:44.960 It's not.

00:50:45.240 It's immediately anything you can do that's like a trick when it's two on one.

00:50:48.420 Because two on one you can often get sideswiped knocked out by a skateboard or something.

00:50:52.520 Yeah.

00:50:52.880 Of course.

00:50:53.120 So that's my little piece of advice.

00:50:54.720 Nuts.

00:50:55.980 Cheap shots.

00:50:56.900 Go crazy.

00:50:57.760 Yeah.

00:50:57.960 Let's go on to the Kansas State fight.

00:50:59.920 More white boys fighting.

00:51:01.340 Yeah.

00:51:01.740 This was a bad one.

00:51:02.840 Can't.

00:51:03.120 Freshman.

00:51:06.680 There's a KO.

00:51:08.520 Boom.

00:51:08.960 Big group.

00:51:11.140 There's another tackle.

00:51:12.140 This is a white boy fight.

00:51:17.980 You know how you know it's a white boy fight?

00:51:19.820 I know how.

00:51:20.740 At the end of the white boy fight, you don't hear pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, bang,

00:51:24.440 bang, bang.

00:51:25.960 No one goes into their car and then shoots into the crowd.

00:51:28.720 Yep.

00:51:28.980 And the crowd doesn't disperse.

00:51:30.260 They just say, whoa, that was crazy.

00:51:32.140 And they're all wearing basketball jerseys and they're all drunk.

00:51:34.560 And the worst that can happen is you get knocked out by one punch.

00:51:37.080 Fine.

00:51:37.800 There's no pop, pop, pop, pop into the crowd, you know, randomly after.

00:51:42.620 Feels good.

00:51:43.280 Feels good.

00:51:43.740 It's a white boy's fight.

00:51:44.660 Yeah.

00:51:45.280 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

00:51:46.240 Wait.

00:51:47.200 There's one more page of Urban Decay.

00:51:48.840 I'm sorry about that.

00:51:49.820 We got to go kind of fast, though, because we're running out of time.

00:51:51.660 Are we?

00:51:52.300 Yeah, a little bit.

00:51:53.080 Okay.

00:51:53.360 But nothing too bad.

00:51:54.240 We're going to go a little longer than usual because there's no Friday episode.

00:51:57.320 Okay.

00:51:57.560 So enjoy that, everybody.

00:52:00.340 Urban Decay, the churro lady in the subway.

00:52:03.700 Basically, the theme of this page of Urban Decay is the foreigners.

00:52:07.440 Who come here and sell food and work at restaurants and stuff?

00:52:11.740 Not every time, maybe not always, they're not always following the regulations and health

00:52:19.320 codes that America prides itself on.

00:52:21.800 They don't really get that memo.

00:52:23.040 Nobody at the border, when they're seeking asylum, nobody goes, okay, and here's the food

00:52:26.740 safety laws.

00:52:27.900 Yeah.

00:52:28.220 I know you're going to be selling churros, so you got to follow those.

00:52:30.400 They kind of ballpark the health standards.

00:52:33.520 Like, oh, you wash your hands?

00:52:34.460 Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:35.480 I wash your hands.

00:52:36.340 I wash your hands.

00:52:37.780 I wash your hands enough.

00:52:38.460 All right.

00:52:38.740 So here's, this is the Latino section.

00:52:41.120 This is at a train station in New York.

00:52:43.400 And then look at everyone around, too.

00:52:44.780 It looks like Juarez.

00:52:46.320 Yeah.

00:52:47.720 It's Guadalajara.

00:52:50.080 There's that lady with the churros.

00:52:51.320 Here's the fruit basket lady.

00:52:52.800 Where'd the fruit come from?

00:52:53.900 Who knows?

00:52:54.820 Are their hands washed?

00:52:55.720 Who knows?

00:52:56.260 Everyone out here looks like they're from a different country, too.

00:52:59.660 Yep.

00:53:00.140 And they're, you know, it's like migrants selling to migrants.

00:53:03.560 Illegals selling to illegals.

00:53:05.020 Mm-hmm.

00:53:05.880 And you know who I think about?

00:53:07.980 I think about the person who's paying a fucking terrible monthly lease to sell something similar.

00:53:15.520 Snacks in that subway.

00:53:16.780 Yeah.

00:53:17.220 The Philly cheesesteak shop.

00:53:18.520 Yeah.

00:53:18.820 And then some lady pulls up shop and goes, churros, $1.

00:53:22.040 Yeah.

00:53:22.660 And it's like, fuck me, right?

00:53:24.260 Like, I'm paying taxes.

00:53:25.640 They probably have insurance, rent.

00:53:26.580 I'm following rules.

00:53:27.720 Yeah.

00:53:27.980 They're getting, and then they just get undercut by someone.

00:53:30.300 They have a payroll.

00:53:31.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:32.160 Taxes, everything.

00:53:33.180 And then this is all just off the books and up to no standards.

00:53:36.700 And it's not that bad.

00:53:38.220 Like, a churro lady, it's not that bad.

00:53:41.140 But, you know, I'm not really interested in trending towards becoming the third world,

00:53:45.300 where street vendors, I don't need little Marrakesh.

00:53:48.880 I don't need Guadalajara and Juarez.

00:53:51.480 Mm-hmm.

00:53:51.820 So when I was in L.A., we found a hot dog lady on the street, and then we got her number,

00:53:56.360 and then we hired her for a party we had.

00:53:59.060 Mm-hmm.

00:53:59.460 And that was, like, pretty cool.

00:54:01.100 We had, like, a 300-person house, massive house party, and then there was a hot dog lady there.

00:54:06.060 That's nice.

00:54:06.760 Which is, like, pretty cool.

00:54:08.140 And then one time we hired her, and we didn't even have a party.

00:54:10.940 We just had some people over, and she cooked hot dogs for everybody.

00:54:14.540 Smart.

00:54:14.840 So you can use them however you want.

00:54:16.760 Yeah.

00:54:17.120 Yeah.

00:54:17.460 I mean, they're for hire.

00:54:19.360 They are available.

00:54:20.600 Let's go on to the Pigeon Lady restaurant.

00:54:22.580 So this basically, this guy found these people catching pigeons out back behind the Chinese restaurant.

00:54:27.960 Yeah, the guy, you can see on this before, basically before the video starts,

00:54:31.620 one of the employees has pigeons in a cage, and he's walking into the restaurant.

00:54:36.900 One second.

00:54:41.340 Hey, what you got, hey, let me get, what is this?

00:54:45.720 It's a long time ago.

00:54:47.540 No, it ain't.

00:54:49.000 Yeah, I know.

00:54:50.720 A couple of weeks ago.

00:54:52.100 Let me get some, let me get some.

00:54:53.240 We don't have.

00:54:54.340 Let me get some Pigeon.

00:54:55.540 We don't have, sir.

00:54:56.920 Let me get some Pigeon.

00:54:58.100 We don't have.

00:54:58.860 Yes, y'all do.

00:55:00.260 And he did that back there, though.

00:55:01.720 He did that.

00:55:02.860 Yup, that's you.

00:55:04.940 Oh, you took the Pigeon.

00:55:07.220 Give me that.

00:55:07.960 That's the blend right here.

00:55:09.080 Oh, that's the blend.

00:55:10.660 Oh.

00:55:10.740 Yeah, they got him.

00:55:11.860 Yeah, we wash our hands.

00:55:13.160 We wash our hands.

00:55:13.920 We sometimes use Pigeon.

00:55:15.480 Pigeon's probably the same as chicken.

00:55:17.420 Pigeon is, people do eat pigeon in different parts of the world, but street rot pigeon,

00:55:22.160 you know?

00:55:22.640 Like an urban pigeon's not good.

00:55:24.680 Yeah.

00:55:25.720 Again, people cutting, skimping, doing shit that shouldn't be done in America, right?

00:55:30.160 Yeah.

00:55:30.420 Let's end it with the person with the toe knife.

00:55:33.500 Here we go.

00:55:34.840 I was going to eat at this place.

00:55:36.400 This isn't a toe knife.

00:55:41.420 Clipping her toenails over the prepped, like, over the buckets of product.

00:55:46.800 On the cutting board.

00:55:49.100 Yeah, we wash our hands.

00:55:50.380 Yeah.

00:55:50.860 It's fine.

00:55:51.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:51.820 We're good.

00:55:52.180 That's why I can't really eat at restaurants, like, in certain places.

00:55:56.220 And I think we've said it before, dude, too.

00:55:57.840 Like, food trucks, it's the same thing.

00:55:59.660 You get, like, a barely speaking English food truck.

00:56:02.200 It's like, I don't know where they're getting the meat from.

00:56:04.160 Could be stolen.

00:56:05.020 Could be whatever.

00:56:06.160 And then it casts doubt on people who have legitimate business practices and are paying

00:56:10.560 the full price.

00:56:11.360 So, it's getting ugly out there, guys.

00:56:13.700 You can't just eat anything these days.

00:56:14.940 I think you need to look around.

00:56:16.160 You got to sniff and, you know, do your due diligence, right?

00:56:20.780 The toes on the food.

00:56:23.120 What if someone ordered that?

00:56:24.880 What if someone ordered something and then they just made it and then you didn't know?

00:56:28.380 Yeah.

00:56:29.600 All right.

00:56:30.560 Don't get too down.

00:56:31.260 Don't get too pressed.

00:56:32.020 Don't get depressed.

00:56:32.720 It's time to move on to Uplifting Gold.

00:56:34.800 Okay.

00:56:35.320 First clip of Uplifting Gold.

00:56:36.660 The NPC football player.

00:56:37.880 This is funny.

00:56:38.780 This will be not depressing.

00:56:42.540 So, he's just a guy doing, like.

00:56:44.940 What they do on the sidelines of video games.

00:56:49.040 And he walks kind of like a robot.

00:56:52.660 And then he starts.

00:56:53.840 That's funny.

00:56:54.540 I like NPC bits like that.

00:56:55.980 There you go.

00:56:56.620 All right.

00:56:56.820 Let's move on.

00:56:57.340 Engagement photos.

00:56:58.820 These people got engagement photos outside of an olive garden.

00:57:01.600 People thought this couple's engagement photos were taken in Italy.

00:57:05.040 They were actually at an olive garden.

00:57:07.100 That's uplifting.

00:57:08.420 Yeah.

00:57:09.080 That's what you can do.

00:57:09.900 If you want, like, a cool photo like this, you could take these photos for basically

00:57:13.420 free.

00:57:14.300 Yep.

00:57:14.520 And no one knows.

00:57:15.500 No one has to go spend $10,000 on a wedding photographer.

00:57:18.760 Beat the wedding industrial complex with one simple trick.

00:57:21.660 Yeah.

00:57:22.180 Olive garden, baby.

00:57:23.280 All right.

00:57:23.520 Let's move on.

00:57:24.500 The ends for Trump video.

00:57:26.720 The what?

00:57:27.420 I mean, I'm not going to say it.

00:57:28.440 I support President Trump.

00:57:30.560 You want to know why I'm here to support President Trump?

00:57:32.900 Because they done did black men like this for decades.

00:57:36.180 Make up charges and put them.

00:57:37.420 So, I know Trump is innocent.

00:57:38.680 Listen, I support Trump against this corrupt, two-tiered justice system.

00:57:43.640 That's why I'm here to show my support as a black man for Trump.

00:57:46.540 And I'm wearing my shirt, niggas for Trump 2024.

00:57:49.240 And I mean that.

00:57:50.560 That's what's up.

00:57:51.180 What do you think about this?

00:57:51.500 He means it.

00:57:51.940 I ordered that shirt for me and you.

00:57:55.520 Oh, you're assigning me a controversial t-shirt?

00:57:59.300 Yeah.

00:57:59.680 And I also remember the shirt, the Chattanooga Lookouts, the nougat, and they said it looked

00:58:04.460 like the N-word.

00:58:05.240 Yeah, you wore it last week, right?

00:58:06.340 I wore it on the Q&A, I think.

00:58:09.120 Okay, okay.

00:58:09.720 I think it was the Q&A.

00:58:10.680 Okay.

00:58:11.280 But yeah, or me, it was Bonusland last week.

00:58:13.240 I wore it on Bonusland.

00:58:14.000 I have that shirt now.

00:58:14.940 I got it before they got rid of it.

00:58:16.480 And then ends for Trump, I ordered me and you one of those.

00:58:20.760 So we can wear those around.

00:58:22.060 Smart.

00:58:22.760 I can't wait.

00:58:23.800 Maybe we'll wear it in New Orleans one last time.

00:58:25.660 Yeah.

00:58:26.620 Smart.

00:58:27.220 We've been saying our goodbyes in New Orleans.

00:58:28.920 We talked about this in the Q&A a little bit yesterday.

00:58:31.640 But like New Orleans, we're done with New Orleans and it's such a street rat city.

00:58:35.140 And now it's like we've turned on it to where we hate it.

00:58:37.240 You know, once we're like, oh, we were glad to be getting out.

00:58:39.420 Fuck this place.

00:58:40.420 Yeah.

00:58:40.860 So now we drive around and we yell at the street rats out the window like, hey, we're moving.

00:58:45.980 Yeah, we're getting out of here.

00:58:47.200 It's good seeing you.

00:58:47.980 See you next time.

00:58:48.800 See, hey, we're getting, yeah, we're actually going to move next week.

00:58:51.480 Yeah, a guy asleep at the bus stop with like a shopping cart.

00:58:53.980 Hey, buddy, we're on our way out.

00:58:55.700 Yeah, we're on our way out.

00:58:56.620 We're not going to see you anymore.

00:58:57.860 Nice knowing you.

00:58:58.520 All right, let's go to the, should we just end it?

00:59:03.140 I have one more thing.

00:59:05.100 Lincoln Cathedral, let's do it.

00:59:06.380 Yeah, I don't want to play the Nevada climate change protest.

00:59:08.620 Everyone saw that.

00:59:09.500 Yeah.

00:59:10.000 The Nevada guys came up and they just.

00:59:12.620 They cleaned them out.

00:59:13.240 They cleaned them out.

00:59:14.340 But I want to end on some culture.

00:59:16.580 This is from the Cultural Tutor, who is a good Instagram account.

00:59:20.420 Twitter.

00:59:20.660 Twitter account.

00:59:21.980 The Lincoln Cathedral built more than 700 years ago was the first ever building to be

00:59:26.320 taller than the Great Pyramid of Giza.

00:59:28.720 And if you want to know what Gothic architecture is all about, look no further.

00:59:32.860 Look at that.

00:59:33.840 Look at that creation.

00:59:35.260 That's beautiful.

00:59:36.080 That's a nice thing that they made.

00:59:37.640 And they made a lot of effort.

00:59:38.580 And now everything is a square or a rectangle with nothing.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 29, 2023

THIRD WORLD KITCHENS

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