BANANA REPUBLIC SH＊T
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Summary
The Banana Republic continues to banana as Trump and crew are indicted and arrested in Georgia while everyone else is pretending Joe Biden didn t fall asleep in Hawaii. Then, we have highlights from the debate and I give you the best take you ve heard on that topic. After that, they re handing out fake dicks for kids in this week s Cringe of the Week. And after that, the streets are fully taken over in this weeks Urban Decay and last but not least, it s my birthday so start tickling!
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Welcome back to Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 102.
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Today on the show, the Banana Republic continues to banana as Trump and crew are indicted and
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arrested in Georgia while everyone else is pretending Joe Biden didn't fall asleep in
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Then after that, we have highlights from the debate, and I'm going to give you the
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Then after that, they're handing out fake dicks for kids in this week's Cringe of the Week.
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And after that, the streets are fully taken over in this week's Urban Decay.
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And last but not least, today's my birthday, so start tickling.
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It's Flucka's Talks, a podcast episode 102, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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And I shouldn't speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than
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We'll get to what I want for my birthday later in housekeeping.
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I'm not saying Ron DeSantis is a lizard person.
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But if you watch him and think in the back of your head that he might be a lizard person,
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DeSantis had like a big statement to start the debate.
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And Chris Christie was like, yeah, I'm here on the debate.
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Ron DeSantis had a bunch of, I guess, bits prepared.
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He's doing his, I guess, pep rally energy thing, which is weird because I would say,
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hey, Ron, you're not really a high energy amp up the crowd guy.
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You're more of like a cool collected deliver with results and like almost like lean into the
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And he was pretending like, oh, that's why you got to vote for me.
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How about when they ask the question, would you pardon Trump?
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And then Ron DeSantis had to look over at everyone else and then kind of raise his hand.
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That was basically the nail in the coffin, in my opinion.
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And it's sad because Ron is the best and most accomplished politician there, obviously.
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Vivek, bam, knows exactly what the answer, confident in his answer.
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Asa Hutchinson being not a girl was news to me.
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There was a couple of people that didn't have to be there.
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Nikki Haley really loves being a woman and Israel.
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There was a climate change question that seemed to stump people, which I didn't understand.
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If I was running, if that kind of got it right, but if I was running for president and they asked about climate change, I would say, climate change, we're not doing that.
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Everyone there is also pretending that like Trump isn't the guy.
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So it's kind of like this weird LARPing where it's like, oh, I'm Tim Scott.
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And it's like, oh, yeah, well, if I'm Chris Christie and I'm the president, this is going to happen.
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It's like, oh, the xenon potion makes your weapons disabled for two turns.
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It's like, there's an absolute warlock over your shoulder right now and he's 50 points ahead.
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Look at like how the GOP would be once the Trump vacuum is gone and I don't like that GOP.
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So we need some Trump loyalists to hand the baton down to after we get everything we need to get done.
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I clipped this because I thought it was very funny.
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He was saying how he doesn't think anyone's going to watch the Trump interview with Tucker.
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And just for the record, Donald Trump's counter-programming is horrible.
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I don't think anybody's going to be watching Tucker Carlson on Twitter or X or whatever it's called now.
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And I don't think anybody's going to be responsive.
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It's like the worst take of all time and then immediately disproven in 48 hours.
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Usually you can make some nebulous predictions and be like, yeah, I don't think we're on the way path towards energy to independence, blah, blah, blah.
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And then you end up being wrong and nobody's checking the notes.
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This is like whatever, 200 million views on Twitter in a day.
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250 million views and that was like eight hours before and I saw that and I said, thanks, we'll use that in housekeeping when Trump gets 300 million views.
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How could you read the tea leaves and be like, I don't think anyone's going to watch?
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Also, last part of the debate, but it's not really part of the debate.
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Obviously, tennis, ceviche, Miami, Cabana, Rob Smith.
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So he's kind of like maxing out his athleticism.
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I'm not going to say which one actually maxed out her athleticism via tennis and got to play in college for it.
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I'm not going to say which sister it was, but I'm just kidding.
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Chris Christie, his entire purpose was to like shit talk Trump.
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And I don't know, Mike Pence, sure, for his carryover and watch him get executed, like slaughtered.
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But it seems like Ron DeSantis is handcuffed on what he can actually say.
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And having Vivek there, I don't want to vote for Vivek and I never will, basically.
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But Ron, next to Vivek, makes it look like Ron is afraid to say shit.
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And that's not a good look for someone who's supposed to be like brash or whatever.
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Listening to his donors and playing kind of middle of the road, electable, reasonable Republican.
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Electable, reasonable Ron while they're indicting the president of the United States.
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If Ron had Vivek energy, the race would be Trump and then DeSantis would be like tailing him.
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I don't want to say how many pages of housekeeping we have, but it will be fast.
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And I'm kind of matching your speed and it's crazy.
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You start going like this where your eyes start crossing and your eyelids are like, I used to drive like that.
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This morning, many people are spreading a video of Joe Biden calling him Sleepy Joe because it appears as though he might be sleeping while visiting wildfire survivors in Lahaina in Maui County, Hawaii.
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When you actually watch a longer clip, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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So he wrote three paragraphs on how Joe Biden's not sleeping when there's a video you can watch.
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He's just like an old grandpa who falls asleep.
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And these are the same people that told us that Trump was not in good health because he had to go slow down the ramp when he had leather bottom shoes on a slick ramp.
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Yeah, like you get some obscure blue check doctor back in the old Twitter days who goes, these are clear signs of dementia, stroke like this.
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And then but no, Joe Biden's not sleeping there.
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And then, you know, the way everyone is defending Joe Biden and the energy the Democrats have, it's something to take note of, in my opinion.
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And when we get power back, if we ever do, we need to be extra offensive.
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I feel like we're too defensive now, and we're always like, oh, if the Democrats did this, it'd be different, or we're not racist.
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We have all these different ethnicities on our side.
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We're always, like, defensive on the right, and we see what the Democrats do when they're in charge.
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They're literally having the whole squad arrested, Giuliani and all the boys.
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Yeah, so maybe when we get power back, if we ever do, we should just do exactly what we need to do and what needs to be done and not necessarily worrying about what people are going to say about what we're doing.
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And if Trump does pull off a win and survives everything, pulls off a win, he's not looking to get reelected.
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So that should be he should be swinging an axe there.
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And then Trump, along with Giuliani and others, was arrested.
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Talked to John Doyle about this in Bonusland last week.
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And, you know, it's not over if we lose 24, but when we rebuild after, it'll be a rebuild from ashes situation instead of, like, trying to, you know, get the nosedive out and pull up.
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We're in a boat with, like, shaky stuff, and it's like we're going to have to lift it from the bottom of the ocean floor instead of just correct it and gain ballast.
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Also in Hawaii, no sirens, the water was shut off, and the roadblocks turned into kill boxes, basically.
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And that's a point I want to make, too, is, oh, dude, the fires, wildfires, climate change.
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They'll count—CNN will count this body count no matter what it is towards climate change or, you know, any sort of organization like that.
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And just beware and be on the lookout for human incompetence being attributed to climate change.
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And so, yeah, like you said, they—how climate change turned Hawaii into a tinderbox is what the headlines are.
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And then, you know, obviously the equity guy delayed water for five hours.
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Do you want me to read this loggers thing or no?
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Well, so this is, like, wildfires more in, like, the Northeast, Portland, you know, Oregon, California, all that sort of stuff.
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This guy tweeted, and I don't know much about logging, but this rang true, you know?
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And this guy said, the old-time loggers know exactly why wildfires are out of control every summer.
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Back when USFS ran large-scale timber sales before the spotted owl hoax, logging companies maintained roads and manned fire watchtowers.
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Clear cuts provided fire breaks so wildfires were easily contained.
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Now, access roads are not maintained, and in many cases, they are purposely destroyed in the name of conservation.
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The resulting destruction is entirely predictable.
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Open the floodgates for timber sales on federal land.
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And then people will care about the forest, you know?
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And it's like, you forget that it's like, you stop something from happening, and then nobody cares, nobody watches.
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Just like hunters and fishermen are sometimes the best conservationists.
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Loggers know what's going on in the woods, and it's like, no logging, even though trees regrow.
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Yeah, and then California is on fire half the year and all that.
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It's not really related to Hawaii, but I just kind of wanted to throw that out there along with the climate change thing.
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When there's really no loggers, no roads, stuff like that.
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And you can see in the background here, they have, like, this new thing for the, it's called a heat dome, I guess.
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And they're trying to, see, there's the heat dome.
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And basically, they're just, I think they're trying to convince everyone that a hot summer is climate change.
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And then with that, then it's like, you blame it on climate change, which is another reason to blame Republicans.
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And then they'll suck all the money out when, you know, funds need to get given out to places.
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Nancy Pelosi's cousin will get the sweetest contract you've ever fucking heard of.
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And we'll need how many, you know, $100 billion to fix whatever.
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And keep in mind, too, the bad guys, they can control the weather as well.
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So if a hurricane comes, they can amplify that and make it worse.
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Fires and stuff happen, they're going to do their best to not maintain it so it gets really out of hand and not put it out right away.
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So it's as much damage as possible, as much death as possible.
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So they can blame Republicans for it and suck all the money out again.
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So just keep that in mind because they do have the technology.
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The last few episodes have been doing really well.
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This is the best schizo watching we've had so far.
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So that guy just took care of like 10 of you families that watch together.
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Flickus Talks, the best new podcast of all time.
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Yeah, we're international and we're multi-language.
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So everyone knows we knocked down the hippie stacks.
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And then Yosemite agreed with us and was on our side.
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We have a rebuttal from, I guess, the show's new arch nemesis.
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Hey folks, just wanted to clear up some confusion about this.
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While it is correct that you are supposed to be knocking down Cairns that you see in Yosemite
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National Park, please do not be taking part of that in other areas of the country unless
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you know specifically that you were supposed to be doing that in your area.
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A lot of the Cairns that are out there are historical and or native sites, and we really
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To find out, all you have to do is call your local ranger and ask them what their policy
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Guys, if you see the rock stacked and there's like a picture of someone who's dead and it's
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Or if you see a ton of rocks and it's like a wall built by Indians 300 years ago, leave
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Those are like the one in a million needle in a haystack ones.
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Everything you, every trail that you guys are on, kick it over.
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And it's like the same thing they do for trans people where it's like, oh, you can't assume
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Oh, hit him with the wet, then the dry, then the paint.
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So that guy sees that video and goes, hmm, I need to reevaluate my friend's circle.
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That first concoction, they did a lot of stuff in there.
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And it's a freak, genetic freak, backyard bread, health problem, liability.
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Everyone should be maxing out your IRA if you have to write a check to the federal government.
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But to be fair, devil's advocate here, the money is all going to be gone soon.
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And an IRA like Social Security, like a 401k, it could be one of those things that you think
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are never going to go away, but then it's gone.
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This is one of those lessons you don't really understand that you're trying to say.
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And then $6,000 now is going to be like $600 when you're 55 or whatever.
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Not if you invest it and it compounds, which is what you don't seem to know.
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How do you think this dog compares and holds up next to inflation?
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Well, he looks, if anything, a little deflated and like scrunched down, which I think he'll
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Does anybody in the audience have a dog like this, an absolute freak monstrosity?
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This guy can't get off his back if he rolls over, I don't think.
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He went to a coffee shop, uh, this morning and he said he heard someone interviewing
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And the girl said to the person before she got hired, like she was interviewing for the
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Uh, just so you know, I would have to leave, uh, every day at a heart out at five o'clock
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So it's like, why would you say that on the, in your interview?
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I mean, that's something you can try to work out after, but you don't really lead with
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You lead with like, I'm going to leave as soon as possible every day.
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I wouldn't hire them, but part of me respects that.
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That person obviously doesn't want it that bad.
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And if you're a hard worker, you can eat this generation's lunch, like Chris Christie
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Like Chris Christie at Roy Rogers after the debates.
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This is actually really interesting because it's something not everyone thinks about.
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The average American spends two hours a day in the bathroom.
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So obviously it's a little embarrassing when you talk about going to the bathroom or whatever.
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But that's like, that's kind of where the arbitrage is because people don't really think
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So if you want to take advantage, there's ways to make money for everybody.
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That goes with your 401k understanding or your IRA understanding.
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That's why they're on the same page of housekeeping.
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This should be in the doppelganger section, actually.
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And then we also have a before and after from Scott Dworkin.
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If you get fired for not getting vaccinated, just know that you deserve it.
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And then later he says, Republicans need to stay the hell out of our private lives.
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We're shooting a Q&A this week, which comes out next week.
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We have a bonus land next week and our regular Tuesday episode.
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So if you guys are wondering, what do I want for my birthday?
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If you want to spend some money, if you want to spend some money, first, I would like you
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That's what my birthday wish for all of you is.
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And then after that, if you don't want to do Fleckistalks.com, or maybe you already did,
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Let's start Cringe of the Week off with, yeah, let's just do this.
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Let's go to California's trying to drive in the rain.
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I don't know if, I guess people in California never drive in the rain, and this is what they came up with.
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And it's raining, and then you start going like this.
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I guess they're not familiar with hydroplaning.
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Basically, if you're hydroplaning, you don't press the brakes.
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You just ride through it, and you just get out.
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You know, you don't slam the brakes and do that and start.
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You slam the brakes, and then you cut the wheel.
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And then the car will turn, and then you got to cut the wheel the other way.
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Well, then it's a good thing that trans women are not men.
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But while we're on the topic, let's talk about it.
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Aside from the fact that trans women are not a threat to other women in the bathroom,
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it is equally unsafe for both trans women and cisgender women alike to go in a men's restroom.
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See, men don't want me in the bathroom looking like this.
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And they're going to take any opportunity they can to antagonize a trans woman
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So the second a trans woman sets foot in a men's bathroom, she is unsafe.
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The second any woman sets foot in a men's bathroom, she's not safe.
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Out of the thousands of bathrooms I've been in, I've only had an issue two times.
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So the overall point here is women can't be in the same bathroom
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as men because men are a threat to women in the bathroom, right?
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And then, so it's like for this person, if you're right, then you need to be in the women's
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room because men will get you because you're a woman, right?
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But if you're wrong and you're not a woman, your point proves why you shouldn't be in
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Because if you're not actually a woman, like you say, which is the other side of it, then
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And unfortunately, hate to break it to you, you are a man.
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Women are really unsafe in the bathroom with men.
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That's why I, a man, need to be in the women's bathroom.
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And then I love the first part at the beginning.
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There's, for some of these trans videos, you have to look at every single word and it's
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Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's get to my stupid fucking point.
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Are they more likely to do, commit a sex crime?
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And then they say, oh, they're going to antagonize me in the bathroom.
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And they're going to go back to their table and be like, yo, rap boy, there was a T-R-A-N-S
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And then he's going to look at the bathroom nonstop until the person comes out.
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And then when the person comes out, I'm going to look in the other direction for cover fire
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We do bits at the table and, you know, we don't fight you.
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I think we may have said this back in the day, but another trick we do here in Fluckus
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So if there was a T-R-A-N-S over there, you point with your thumb and go, hey, look over
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And then the thumb is where I'm really pointing.
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Got to turn the music down, but here's my teacher setup for this year.
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Lots of books, couches, and flexible seating for learners.
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So mood lighting, a trans flag, and some couches.
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You want to loosen them up with some warm lighting?
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There's going to be a running theme in this cringe of the week.
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That's what takes us to our next clip about the principal.
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As a school administrator, I will never intentionally misgender a staff member or student.
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Schools are supposed to be a safe place where kids can learn and grow and be themselves.
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As a principal of a middle high school, I am very passionate about making sure that all my students feel safe and included and respected.
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We have ability and ability in our grading system or our students.
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So when I went to high school, I had to learn math.
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I guess that was like the masculine type of learning.
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And then now it's like, oh, all the kids need to feel safe and respected.
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And then like if their feelings are ever not perfect, then that's a problem.
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And it's interesting because when I went to high school, I had Miss Becker and Brother Joshua.
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If I was out of uniform or didn't shave, I would get detention and humiliated in front of whoever was around.
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They didn't make you feel comfortable and safe.
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They actually had standards and demands and like a system that worked.
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We would hear Miss Becker yelling from like three floors down.
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Brother Joshua had a megaphone and he would yell, you're going to be late.
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When that bell rings, if you're in the hall, you're getting detention.
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And then it would go, and it was like a scary thing for freshmen and everyone knew.
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And no one turned out to be pansexual or whatever.
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There was one time Brother Joshua gave a detention to a kid for not shaving and it was his five o'clock shadow.
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So it was just like an Italian kid who kind of like went through puberty early and like shaved that morning.
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And then by like 2.30, he kind of had some stubble and it was like detention.
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So the kid had to shave in school halfway through the day.
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But thankfully, you know, she'll use the right pronouns of the parents coming and pick up their kid.
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It's like you're talking about the couple weird trans kids.
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And three out of four of those, they're autistic.
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They're on some internet rabbit holes and they're seeing what they can get away with.
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And you're letting the slippery slope, you're greasing it for them.
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And then in years later, when we have like the trials of who did what.
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This was a drag summer camp that all these kids went to.
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I wish I was there all summer just to like make fun of these guys or whatever.
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Put on a stupid outfit just to like make fun of these people.
00:35:12.400
So we have a longstanding tradition of saying drag is not good content.
00:35:35.040
The like wood, nature walks, identifying things, determining the species.
00:35:41.060
This summer camp, it's just like, what's on the schedule today?
00:35:46.620
We're going to do makeup and then we're going to lip sync Beyonce.
00:35:55.880
But, you know, we had a conversation off camera about this.
00:36:05.140
Um, but no, it is bad because they're sucking away kids who should be doing something else
00:36:11.460
to this wasted time, nothing, uh, zero productive thing.
00:36:18.320
They could have been doing a performance and then put on a Romeo and Juliet play at the
00:36:21.920
very end and like have something to show for it.
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But now LGBT is so spread out and so many things under the umbrella that it's like, you kind
00:36:31.080
of just absorbed like half of the theater kids and it's like, oh, you guys are all kind
00:36:35.740
Theater kids, like science camp, the NASA fake experience, you know, like all those, a couple,
00:36:41.160
you know, we lost a couple of kids to the drag camp and they do one thing over and over
00:36:46.640
I'd love to, this might be something we look into and get their itinerary.
00:36:51.060
Oh, it's the big end of drag performance and oh yeah, there's one adult per bunk, you know?
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And this is, uh, this next section, it's kind of vulgar.
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Uh, so if you, you're sensitive, if you have sensitive ears, maybe skip ahead a minute.
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It's a fake cack for, uh, for when you are a girl who wants to be a boy and you're young,
00:37:31.460
you're underage and you want to pretend you're a boy and you want to get used to having a
00:37:35.900
Um, but so we had this one gays against groomers posted this gays against Trump against groomers
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Uh, we were good to inform you that we are about to ruin your whole night.
00:37:50.120
Did you know that there are fake penises packers for the four to eight year old girls
00:37:53.280
four to eight whose parents think they are trans boys?
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And it's a, uh, let me get a pink three incher.
00:38:12.780
It's not like a, a sloped down cock, how a cock lays.
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And the guy's like, bricked three inch bricked coming right up.
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Uh, and so it's funny to me because like, that's crazy.
00:38:32.080
That's, that's the weirdest looking cack I've ever seen.
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And then I don't want to, you know, I don't want to congratulate anyone for making packers
00:38:50.480
So it's embarrassing all around, but you, you screwed it up.
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You got the weird pack that goes out like this three incher.
00:38:59.180
You're setting up these girls for like, uh, more than they can handle.
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It's like four-year-olds don't really know anything.
00:39:09.880
They, they read the book and they kind of just pretend to read and they just look and
00:39:13.960
then go, Oh, the cat jumped over the mouse and they, they don't even know what they're
00:39:28.660
One bricked, one not bricked, two cacks coming right up.
00:39:42.240
That's kind of the name of our game, but you know, we like to have
00:39:48.300
So urban decay, we had an Atlanta street takeover.
00:40:26.560
They triggered him into the, uh, the keep repeating the phrase, no matter
00:40:30.340
what no critical thought just he's in the trance so they got wanted to a trance and the cop did a
00:40:35.380
great job yeah cop did a great job yanks him out yanks the guy out the guy hit some people um and
00:40:40.400
our our hate of takeovers is long-standing and i don't think anything really cool has ever happened
00:40:46.680
this is kind of like drag it's a good point car goes in a circle whoa except actually i i take
00:40:54.320
that back this is cooler than drag because someone can get fucking rock hunted yeah so all right
00:40:59.900
all right all right so drag nobody gets ko'd yeah drag nobody gets hurt and breaks their arm
00:41:05.320
backwards and then everybody pulls out their cell phone at least that's something yeah drag should
00:41:09.880
have a thing where there's like a beehive somewhere on stage in one of the balloons or in the trap door
00:41:16.240
that can just dump you at any minute all right so that's that takeover didn't go well
00:41:22.300
triggered that one guy they caught you baby you caught me good to see good to see cops are actually
00:41:28.100
doing stuff i mean that's midday at a busy intersection like that's where you need a
00:41:32.560
response so and then the guy who got arrested was it looks like a white guy so maybe they'll
00:41:36.080
actually keep him in jail yeah uh there was an atlanta crash that turned into a shooting right after
00:41:42.500
so there's an intersection people are just running from the crash fleeing the presumably stolen car
00:42:04.380
bro get that phone bro get your phone boy hurry up boy whose side are you on engaging with the
00:42:21.520
well that's good we see it yeah there's a crash midday and then it turns into shooting and then
00:42:29.640
people are on the criminal side a lot of the themes in uh in urban decay this week are
00:42:34.520
broad daylight problems yeah straight takeovers shooting the net we'll show some other clips too
00:42:40.680
it's all just broad daylight shit let's go to the golden gate takeover
00:42:59.820
you know i can kind of sign off on this one because it's such a cool unique location location
00:43:08.940
yeah so it's like that was a memorable experience for those guys doing wheelies on the golden gate bridge
00:43:13.220
hurt nobody and if you're in traffic on golden gate bridge you get to enjoy the bridge a little bit
00:43:17.400
you're just kind of there it's a slower day golden gate bridge wow look at this
00:43:21.760
i i'm fine with that one okay that's a little uncharacteristic but i kind of agree there's it's less
00:43:27.520
egregious right yeah those guys will look back on their deathbed and they'll remember the golden
00:43:31.800
gate bridge takeover yeah that's a great experience i'm just not into it yeah um let's go to the
00:43:37.020
dallas break-in attempt another broad daylight crime
00:43:40.920
all right so he tries to get in with the air filters i'm going to skip ahead in the video a
00:44:03.760
shot directly into his neighbor's house yeah cops came uh guy fired off a few running rounds you
00:44:22.520
could see them go around that guy's body like he just missed barely would have been nice to leave
00:44:26.960
that guy sleeping on the floor crying begging for his mother or something yeah that's my personal
00:44:31.220
preference someone told me one time a long time ago and this is not my advice i'm just repeating what
00:44:35.700
was told to me that if you're ever in a self-defense situation where there's a home intruder that comes
00:44:40.380
into your house with like a weapon and you know you feel like your life's in danger and you defend
00:44:45.020
yourself with a gun it's better to fully defend yourself because otherwise you'll have someone
00:44:51.520
testifying against you oh yeah and then if they're a criminal they probably could just lie
00:44:56.600
of course oh i was there i thought i was dog walking for him and make up some excuse and if you're
00:45:01.320
one race and they're a different race if you're white and they're black then you're probably gonna go
00:45:07.240
to jail so they said if you're gonna self-defense yourself and you make that decision fully self-defense
00:45:11.980
yourself all the way to no more it's only to one person at the end of it yeah um and you know
00:45:18.020
we we talk about like deterrence or like you know things like that this guy firing the gun
00:45:24.200
it worked out great the the guys obviously that was a skedaddle i think i'd call that a skedaddle
00:45:30.140
boop boop boop boop boop like clouded dust get out of there and it's like you think this guy is
00:45:34.160
gonna try to do this tomorrow now if you got away with it you think somebody who just came within
00:45:38.560
inches of losing their life for like what a macbook and whatever cash is around the house you know
00:45:45.080
what i mean what's the highest yield you can get from a random apartment in dallas computer the
00:45:50.240
phone's with the person so you know this is why we love consequences you know what i mean like this
00:45:58.060
guy's probably not going to do it again or if he does he might think twice and he might go to a gun
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free zone that's why we need our second amendment so yeah it's crazy this was done broad daylight in
00:46:07.960
dallas texas yeah oh the gun capital of the one of the gun capital states of america you know
00:46:13.780
let's just go do breaking and entering don't mess with texas and talking to the ring camera too
00:46:18.700
when you know your face is on camera that's uh hispanic neck tattoo activities you know yeah
00:46:23.460
that's a good point don't like that speaking of bad activities on camera let's go to the one where
00:46:28.620
the there's a new trend where fast food workers are showing your credit cards on their lives
00:46:34.840
it says beware when going through the drive-thru cashiers are going live and showing your card
00:46:39.100
information so you're doing a crime on camera on instagram live attached to your name so like no
00:46:45.520
one's scared to do crimes yeah and that's part of the urban decay that we see all the time it used to
00:46:50.960
be like hey i'm gonna get caught doing this crime and then if i'm caught they're prosecuting me with huge
00:46:57.980
ramifications right and now it's like instead of one thing which is getting caught there's two things
00:47:03.420
it's getting caught and a tough prosecution you know and uh getting caught nobody even tries anymore
00:47:09.120
there's way police are beleaguered there's more calls that they can get to and like something like
00:47:14.140
this will be like oh we'll investigate it yeah thankfully she used her name or you know her her
00:47:19.500
profile or whatever yeah but it's like a deterrence thing again no fear to do crimes here new orleans is
00:47:25.500
like that too where the you can't trust the fast food workers everything comes botched you can't say
00:47:30.180
no pickles or no tomato hope you enjoy twice as many pickles yeah they really don't do a good job
00:47:35.700
here and i'm thinking like big picture it's not a schizo spiral i think this is pretty accurate but
00:47:40.080
financial crimes like this will probably continue to go up and then people will say oh use apple pay
00:47:45.720
instead or use your cbdc like your central bank digital currency you know and like that is obviously
00:47:52.040
they're trying to control everyone with covid right yeah and then you have another like reinforcement
00:47:57.340
into that control where it's like we'll get you locked down because of covid and then if you're
00:48:02.560
going to go to the store you might get your credit card information stolen because all the crime that's
00:48:07.480
happening maybe now you have to check in at the kiosk and then use your digital currency and then that's
00:48:13.360
safe so it's like they have all these different levers to pull to get crime is part of that and crime
00:48:18.420
is part of it to get you to the end goal of digital currency highly monitored yeah and they'll they'll
00:48:24.540
say it's for covid and then they'll also say it's for the crime and what takes us to our next thing
00:48:28.180
instead of just enforcing against the crime so that there's less criminals and this is going to get
00:48:32.720
worse too uh in terms of like if the economy keeps getting worse or like inflation's high and you can't
00:48:38.540
afford as much as you used to it's like people are going to turn to crimes yeah and it proves our point
00:48:42.640
that it's not just people making a bad decision but they want what's best for everyone it shows like
00:48:47.980
malice intent because if you arrested everybody there'd be no crime you can just come and go in the
00:48:53.860
store as you please yeah it'd be great so it's like they're using that arm that not prosecuting
00:48:59.040
crimes to fulfill their end goal of highly monitored digital currency now this is what whole foods looks
00:49:05.880
like in washington dc and this is kind of the rat boy prediction which is everything's going to turn
00:49:10.180
into some sort of costco thing but they took a more dystopian approach to it and this is exactly what
00:49:14.980
you were talking about where they use crime they use this to justify like putting you through like
00:49:19.520
cattle very controversial new whole foods in washington dc you have to scan to check in
00:49:28.960
you have to scan to leave the checkout and then you have to scan to leave the store
00:49:38.060
and you know that's what we have to do because of all the stealing it's like no you have to arrest
00:49:45.120
people for the stealing and then there's no more stealing but when you don't do that then you get
00:49:49.260
your real end goal and that's why we can't assume best motives exactly and it's whole foods owned by
00:49:54.140
amazon so amazon's already been doing that like when i was used to work in chicago downtown they had the
00:49:59.100
amazon go experimental stores or whatever and it's just like you know it's a megacorp yeah it's convenient
00:50:06.360
the megacorp you need to scan your retina please and they have your exact moves and everything you do
00:50:11.400
and they monitor and they're basically just beta testing that technology yeah under the guise of
00:50:15.860
convenience yeah and the guise of oh shoplifting and whatever and it's like we just gotta arrest
00:50:22.020
criminals criminals need to be in jail and a lot of people are like oh united states has more
00:50:26.720
criminals per capita blah blah blah like there's so many people in jail it's like we need more more
00:50:31.520
we need more and did they all commit a crime did they all commit a brutally violent crime and some
00:50:35.800
are they repeat offenders of theft and fraud oh okay so then they should be there
00:50:41.280
okay there's like this thing where like leftists think that there's like a quota
00:50:44.480
and police go all right we need to arrest uh 60 black guys today 30 white guys one asian
00:50:51.140
and the rest hispanics it's like no no no just the criminals they're doing it after hindsight where
00:50:58.120
it's oh we arrested 100 guys it was 60 black guys 30 hispanics 10 you know 30 white guys and one asian
00:51:04.620
yeah um all right let's go on to white lives don't matter girl black lives matter all white lives matter
00:51:09.500
i i mean i gotta go black lives matter why black lives matter why i don't i don't think white
00:51:17.700
lives matter like i don't i don't know i've never i'm i'm not gonna be a person who's gonna go away
00:51:23.980
go around saying white lives matter like i think it sounds a little right a little not good um got it
00:51:31.400
so they got us yeah you know wake up we need you to wake up it's almost too late you need to wake up
00:51:37.860
there's the result of the propaganda right there you know people are falling victim to it not us
00:51:42.620
not you but you know they get they get some what would you pick white white lives matter you know
00:51:48.560
why because i'm white everyone here on earth it's a lot easier to deal with and predict human behavior
00:51:55.960
if everyone on earth is just self-interested yeah don't you think yeah a hundred percent black lives
00:52:01.600
matter to black people if you ask that interviewer white lives or black lives you go black lives
00:52:05.600
yeah so why can't everyone just answer the question i say white lives because i'm white
00:52:09.820
everyone in my family is white it's a very simple process to be self-interested you know yeah and that's
00:52:16.560
kind of the base like uh self-interested in the economy that's how the whole economy works it's one
00:52:21.560
guy hey i need to go to a job and i need to get the money so that i can have the things i want
00:52:26.460
oh no not jim's job matters nope i'm not that so being white is great being white's sick it's
00:52:34.360
awesome and you see charlie kirk uh up to the rhetoric a little bit with this tweet jack
00:52:38.740
so big these guys are uh coming around i guess to the to the fact that you can say that not be
00:52:44.900
guilted or have a some weird thing why you can't do it yeah the public conversation is changing
00:52:52.480
overton window it's shifting and we're going back we're at the front of it yeah because we know we
00:52:58.400
we've been saying this shit for a while and now everyone's saying it and it's mainstream
00:53:02.060
yeah exactly everyone just watches the show and then knows what to say sad to see how easily they
00:53:06.740
can get a uh a nice agreeable college girl to just say no black lives matter yeah who the fuck cares
00:53:14.320
i always she's in probably an all-white sorority like you know just enjoying life have fun are you
00:53:19.580
sure you want the answer to that yeah that was asked are you sure you want me to say yeah let's go
00:53:23.640
to the person in maine who realizes how great it is there how freaking cute this is i was on my walk
00:53:30.300
and i saw this little sign with all these little flowers so i went home and grabbed some money and
00:53:37.300
i'm gonna put some money in and take a little flower thing how cute is this
00:53:40.480
got myself some flowers these are so freaking cute that's nice that's america that's pure americana
00:53:49.520
that's what they want to take from us that's what they want to dump 40 somalis into that town and then
00:53:54.040
see how the money stays exactly you can't have a leave the money and take what you want situation
00:53:59.380
when there's a 70 iq somali guy who wants to grope your kid there yeah there there's a hotel full
00:54:05.740
of hispanic men with nothing to do all day and no jobs because they just claimed asylum you know it's
00:54:11.560
too hot yeah so so i like these uh videos that someone posts where it's like it's a sweet moment
00:54:17.660
it's a nice affluent town in america it's sweet and you accidentally just gave the right wing fuel
00:54:24.260
yeah you know that's the peak first world exactly that's the best that's what we should all be
00:54:28.860
striving for right guys third world is way behind that yeah they're by the time third world gets up
00:54:35.200
to that speed third world someone steals the table it's not even about the money or the flowers the
00:54:41.460
table's gone everything's gone the money's gone a hundred percent all right well don't get too down
00:54:47.260
don't get too depressed we're moving on to uplifting gold i never get depressed or down i just do bits on
00:54:53.000
it and i'm like you know i'm not this this is not my life it's not my reality so i love the show i
00:54:59.200
feel bad if people have to like if if you genuinely get down or whatever it's more just like a warning
00:55:04.200
stay away keep in keep building the world you want you know so don't oh hey did i tell you somebody
00:55:10.040
the other day when we did that trans bit it was like the forget i forget even what it was but it was
00:55:17.740
like some delusional trans person and somebody dm'd me and said and we were like ask your boss
00:55:22.940
for a raise this delusional trans person can think they're oh yeah make this demand somebody
00:55:27.420
goes hey dude dm'd me i don't know his name but you know who you are he goes hey dude i asked for
00:55:32.640
that raise at work you guys inspired me and he got a raise yeah yeah because i have the confidence of a
00:55:38.980
of a grown man in a dress and heels trying to tell a school what to tell the kids about him
00:55:43.980
exactly like you deserve the raise we all deserve the raise guys so feels good right feels real good
00:55:50.560
all right uplifting gold first clip the trump impression in front of trump love to see this
00:55:55.160
has happened uh earlier in the week all right folks this is something the internet's been waiting
00:55:59.200
for for a long time it's getting the phones out of the head
00:56:01.360
this depressing people wanted to hear it they wanted to hear it you did a fantastic job
00:56:10.360
that's pretty good that's good shit that's good culture yeah that's culture baby um let's go to the
00:56:29.620
bathroom song guy this i thought was really funny and clever let's let it rip
00:56:36.120
you're in the bathroom line at a party you step inside it smells like someone just took a poo
00:56:44.620
you know you didn't do it but it smells so gnarly that whoever walks an ex is gonna think it was you
00:56:52.260
so you step outside waving your hand near your nose and you point over your shoulder saying that wasn't me
00:56:59.920
wow that's like when i look at people doing musical jokes i used to watch bo burnham a lot before he
00:57:23.040
got the brain poison yeah and i would look at bo burnham he did a stand-up thing called make happy
00:57:28.380
on netflix and it's like in 2016 and i remember watching and i said damn i that's talent yeah i'm
00:57:34.920
just some guy i'm average that is something i can't do and wow and i'm so impressed by musical
00:57:42.040
talent like that and funny words that's why i like musicals so this guy did a great job his name
00:57:46.600
is tom mcgovern 27 on instagram very rarely do we plug people who give us the clips yeah but he
00:57:52.760
deserves it he uh he doesn't know yeah yeah he doesn't know he probably doesn't even like us but
00:57:57.280
he probably hates our guts i'm a fat fuck you guys are racist you're a pig um but no this guy's
00:58:03.460
great and uh like i like nowadays somebody doesn't even have to like get co-signed you can just
00:58:10.900
create you can just do content and create and if you're undeniably good you're gonna rise to the top
00:58:16.980
and do you know how many followers he has or like i think probably 100k probably okay that's so true
00:58:21.380
he's going somewhere 100 and people think that like making it in social media you have to just go
00:58:27.620
viral once and then that's it and then you made it you have to go viral consistently with undeniable
00:58:33.480
talent like 20 times at least you know and then you kind of have you coast on your laurels a little
00:58:39.220
bit because sometimes people will have like their content like i had this in the beginning with
00:58:42.620
fleckus man in the street where someone would repost my video without tagging me and get like
00:58:47.100
3 million views and i would be like no you need to tag me i would have had so many followers this
00:58:52.060
is mine you monetize my work i didn't get any followers no one knows and that sucks and that's
00:58:57.180
part of the game that's part of the come up yeah but then if you go viral undeniably 20 more times
00:59:02.460
then it's all brand name it's all good and then that facial recognition from that video that went viral
00:59:08.700
that you weren't tagged on still kind of counts because it's exactly some of the parts right yeah so
00:59:13.060
whenever someone gets mad for not getting tagged deep down they're insecure about themselves not
00:59:19.620
making it interesting because they think like i needed that if i don't have that i'm now it's
00:59:24.100
fucked that was my only chance like that was my only chance what do you think you're not gonna have
00:59:27.440
new ideas better ideas same with people stealing ideas um it's the same mindset yeah oh you stole my
00:59:33.380
idea that was one idea i had of 10 i'll have 10 more next week boom have it whatever um interestingly
00:59:39.060
enough the subject matter of that song the bathroom somebody pooped while you were waiting to pee
00:59:43.440
this kind of happened to me recently not bathroom related but i was at my building's little gym it's
00:59:51.820
like a little gym just like a set of dumbbells two treadmills bike you know small room elliptical and
00:59:58.120
like a big workout machine i i go in there i see a black woman has nothing to do with the story just
01:00:07.460
context black woman in there i'm like walking around i wait it's a smallish gym i don't like
01:00:13.760
being in there when people are in there i walk in after they're gone this woman place smells like
01:00:20.040
shit absolute sharpest bo you know that sharp lingering bo you know that whole seinfeld episode
01:00:26.180
of that sharp the bo's in the car it was literally that it's disgusting disgusting um and i open the door
01:00:33.380
and i'm doing this like trying to get air in and out of the room because it smelled so bad and i was
01:00:38.200
about to start my workout then lo and behold five six seven minutes later skinny asian guy walks in
01:00:45.580
place smells like shit still he looks at me i didn't say anything you let him think it was you
01:00:52.560
i i'm not gonna correct him i have my headphones on but i took the blame for that place smelling like
01:00:57.880
shit because some girl has bad hygiene like can't relate to that story i would immediately when that
01:01:03.960
person walks in before they even smelled it be like yo something smells bad in here is letting you know
01:01:08.840
some lady was in here before i didn't want the convo i didn't want it and i don't care i don't care
01:01:13.100
what that guy thinks of me so but show watchers know yeah it wasn't me all right let's go to the
01:01:18.480
deaf rapper another talented music guy this is this one yeah
01:01:24.380
they'd be like yo definitely she got a disability right i'd be like what you got a disability right
01:01:36.840
oh yeah i got this ability to get the back this ability to be so thin flag look at my pet
01:01:43.360
i was born to flex looking so fly while i catch y'all check
01:01:46.440
that's good i just wanted the the deaf guys part turning disability into this ability
01:01:53.200
i got this ability smart that's good shit all right all right let's go uh the turtle
01:01:59.100
turtle's eating slop turtle eats the pond scum that's nice that's really good it's called an
01:02:08.680
ecosystem it's called someone's got to slurp it up pond scum's disgusting that's like my least
01:02:14.020
favorite part of like natural like still waters yeah this pond scum turtles eat it up that's like
01:02:20.180
that's how you know god's real smart everyone's got a little job uh and then we have also this
01:02:25.920
robot bathroom cleaner which is kind of similar to the turtle but this robot comes in opens the door
01:02:31.360
himself closes the door himself and he starts spraying this whole place down cleaning the toilet
01:02:36.840
touching the toilet with his hands he doesn't care he's kind of like the robot turtle of pond scum
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bathroom you know what i'm saying yeah it's like the same energy of like uh a dirty job but
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someone's got to do it send the robot in send the robot in you gotta you gotta swampy lake
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buy some turtles fair i like shit like that let's go to the last clip ipad mom face
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this kid's gotta have bottle time and he likes his mom and it works
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i think he's a little confused he should be looking at the bottle by this point yeah he's
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a little confused ipad went to sleep now your mom's dead mission failed all right well that's
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the end of the episode nothing's left right no that's it we have a business shout out oh yeah
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yeah as we do at the end of our friday episodes we shout out america first businesses these guys
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made some cool conceal carry it's called the company is called leisure carry leisure carry um
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and they're designed these gun clips are designed to uh holster a gun with like sweatpants or workout
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pants or shorts um so i think you guys should follow their instagram it's at leisure carry
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yep let's link in the description as well and uh shout out to them they made custom ones for
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me and fleckis and uh yeah look great they look very cool and if you guys are a business that wants
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to get shouted out obviously making us two of the product yeah i mean you cut the line i have a lot
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of emails you cut the line i have a lot of business emails and like we are going to get to them you know
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over time uh but but there's one way to cut the line and that's it so check them out follow them
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gets a lot of you guys probably carry pick up some leisure carry uh if you sealers if you have
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problems carrying with sweatpants or shorts or stuff like that or you wear that a lot um i think it's
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a great product that is the way and this is not a business shout out no one paid us any money this
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is just us shouting out america first company so make sure you guys go support uh and leave them
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some reviews too we'll leave they'll have their website up so leave them some nice google i think
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they have zero google reviews or something i i think i looked into it so that would be a nice to
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spin that up yeah at least round up the troops leave some reviews thank you guys for watching we have
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we're at the end of the episode we can kind of loosen up a little bit um big announcement in
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tuesday yep oh yeah i got this ability to get the bag this ability to be short and swag look at my