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00:00:15.940 Welcome back to Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 102.

00:00:19.300 Today on the show, the Banana Republic continues to banana as Trump and crew are indicted and

00:00:24.680 arrested in Georgia while everyone else is pretending Joe Biden didn't fall asleep in

00:00:28.740 Hawaii.

00:00:29.300 Then after that, we have highlights from the debate, and I'm going to give you the

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00:00:35.140 Then after that, they're handing out fake dicks for kids in this week's Cringe of the Week. 0.62

00:00:40.460 And after that, the streets are fully taken over in this week's Urban Decay. 0.69

00:00:44.660 And last but not least, today's my birthday, so start tickling.

00:00:48.700 All this and more.

00:00:49.580 It's Flucka's Talks, a podcast episode 102, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:55.640 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

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00:01:09.540 It's Flucka's Talks podcast featuring Richard.

00:01:11.940 Richard.

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00:03:07.080 Okay.

00:03:07.600 All right.

00:03:08.320 I have demands.

00:03:09.760 All right.

00:03:10.360 Let's do what we always do on Fridays.

00:03:12.300 We do our doppelgangers.

00:03:14.340 We save them for Fridays.

00:03:15.840 We have a couple this week.

00:03:16.740 Nothing crazy.

00:03:17.820 There's one you.

00:03:18.560 There's one of me.

00:03:19.560 Doesn't really look like me.

00:03:21.220 There's Richard selling houses.

00:03:23.660 That's pretty good.

00:03:25.000 This is another good one.

00:03:26.220 Here's Richard again.

00:03:29.020 Just kind of stunting in your room.

00:03:31.760 That's what you had long hair.

00:03:33.000 That's Richard Garth.

00:03:35.020 That's good, man.

00:03:36.900 You look strong.

00:03:37.720 That's a good one.

00:03:38.260 Hey, I saw that one.

00:03:39.040 I go, all right.

00:03:39.780 I know where that's going.

00:03:40.800 That's me.

00:03:41.520 And then last one.

00:03:42.580 And then there's you again.

00:03:43.660 Yeah.

00:03:44.080 With some tattoos.

00:03:45.120 Yes.

00:03:45.460 At some jujitsu competition.

00:03:48.020 But he's not rolling.

00:03:49.500 He's not doing it.

00:03:50.140 He's on the sidelines.

00:03:51.360 Well, you can't do it all.

00:03:53.380 Yeah.

00:03:53.900 All right.

00:03:54.240 Let's get out of doppelgangers.

00:03:55.460 All right.

00:03:55.700 We're out.

00:03:56.380 Good doppelganger section, as always.

00:03:58.160 Let's get into some action.

00:03:59.420 We have a lot of stuff happening this week.

00:04:01.060 The debate from a couple days ago.

00:04:03.040 I have some notes.

00:04:04.560 All right.

00:04:04.920 Really quick.

00:04:05.920 I'm not saying Ron DeSantis is a lizard person. 1.00

00:04:08.600 Because that's like stupid, right? 1.00

00:04:09.900 That would be dumb. 1.00

00:04:10.520 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:11.060 You couldn't say that.

00:04:12.060 But if you watch him and think in the back of your head that he might be a lizard person,

00:04:16.680 he starts giving you evidence.

00:04:18.680 More than anybody else, right?

00:04:20.200 A hundred percent.

00:04:21.300 So look at this clip from him.

00:04:23.260 He finished his statement.

00:04:24.400 And look what he did.

00:04:27.280 And I will not let you down.

00:04:30.640 And I will not let you down.

00:04:33.980 I will not let you down.

00:04:35.000 He does that weird smile.

00:04:38.140 Yeah.

00:04:38.580 And it's like, he's so awkward.

00:04:39.920 Maybe a lizard.

00:04:40.600 At least you know Vivek's a human.

00:04:42.520 Yeah.

00:04:42.780 You know?

00:04:43.220 Yeah.

00:04:43.540 I don't want to rain too much praise on Vivek.

00:04:46.260 Yeah.

00:04:46.640 But, you know, it was interesting.

00:04:49.380 DeSantis had like a big statement to start the debate.

00:04:51.880 And then like they cut to Chris Christie.

00:04:53.960 And Chris Christie was like, yeah, I'm here on the debate.

00:04:56.120 And it was like, whoa.

00:04:57.160 Ron was doing a crazy voice.

00:04:58.820 And Chris Christie's just talking. 1.00

00:05:00.460 It was kind of like a weird like, oh, shit. 0.98

00:05:02.860 Ron DeSantis had a bunch of, I guess, bits prepared. 0.99

00:05:06.240 Yeah.

00:05:06.680 Yeah.

00:05:06.880 Like his little sound bites.

00:05:08.420 He's doing his, I guess, pep rally energy thing, which is weird because I would say,

00:05:12.100 hey, Ron, you're not really a high energy amp up the crowd guy.

00:05:15.460 You're more of like a cool collected deliver with results and like almost like lean into the

00:05:20.980 autism.

00:05:21.720 And he was pretending like, oh, that's why you got to vote for me. 1.00

00:05:24.780 And he does the stupid smile after. 1.00

00:05:26.560 How about when they ask the question, would you pardon Trump? 1.00

00:05:30.340 And everyone raises.

00:05:31.340 I mean, not everyone.

00:05:32.040 Vivek immediately raises his hand.

00:05:33.900 And then Ron DeSantis had to look over at everyone else and then kind of raise his hand.

00:05:38.560 That was basically the nail in the coffin, in my opinion.

00:05:40.980 Yeah.

00:05:41.200 And it's sad because Ron is the best and most accomplished politician there, obviously.

00:05:47.800 And but his swag, it's not dripping.

00:05:50.720 Yeah.

00:05:50.900 He's not dripping in the swag.

00:05:52.200 Yeah.

00:05:52.680 I mean, should Trump be prosecuted?

00:05:54.640 Vivek, bam, knows exactly what the answer, confident in his answer.

00:05:58.600 Ron looks around.

00:05:59.540 And that was really weak 2BH.

00:06:01.740 Not a good leadership quality.

00:06:03.520 I also have some other random notes.

00:06:05.140 Asa Hutchinson being not a girl was news to me.

00:06:08.980 Asa, yeah.

00:06:09.960 There was a couple of people that didn't have to be there.

00:06:11.560 The guy at the end could have got rid of him. 0.99

00:06:13.500 Nikki Haley sucks. 1.00

00:06:14.360 She did an Anne Hathaway quote or something. 1.00

00:06:16.040 I wasn't really paying attention.

00:06:17.440 Nikki Haley really loves being a woman and Israel.

00:06:20.600 Yeah.

00:06:21.100 And I can't relate to either of those things.

00:06:23.000 Yeah.

00:06:23.260 Not for me.

00:06:24.220 Not what I vote based on.

00:06:26.360 There was a climate change question that seemed to stump people, which I didn't understand.

00:06:30.920 If I was running, if that kind of got it right, but if I was running for president and they asked about climate change, I would say, climate change, we're not doing that.

00:06:39.680 And then that would be it.

00:06:40.820 Everyone would go, yeah, we're not doing that. 1.00

00:06:43.040 It's stupid. 1.00

00:06:43.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:44.560 Everyone there is also pretending that like Trump isn't the guy.

00:06:47.640 So it's kind of like this weird LARPing where it's like, oh, I'm Tim Scott.

00:06:50.780 And if I was president, I would do this.

00:06:52.640 And it's like, oh, yeah, well, if I'm Chris Christie and I'm the president, this is going to happen.

00:06:57.160 And everyone's just like pretending.

00:06:58.180 It's like when you play Dungeons and Dragons.

00:07:00.280 It's like, oh, the xenon potion makes your weapons disabled for two turns.

00:07:04.060 It's like, there's an absolute warlock over your shoulder right now and he's 50 points ahead.

00:07:08.380 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:07:09.420 So that was stupid. 1.00

00:07:10.440 Look at like how the GOP would be once the Trump vacuum is gone and I don't like that GOP. 1.00

00:07:19.560 Yeah, it don't look right.

00:07:20.800 Yeah.

00:07:21.120 So we need some Trump loyalists to hand the baton down to after we get everything we need to get done.

00:07:26.520 Yeah.

00:07:26.740 There was a guy in CNN.

00:07:28.000 I clipped this because I thought it was very funny.

00:07:31.040 He was the day of the debates.

00:07:33.560 He was saying how he doesn't think anyone's going to watch the Trump interview with Tucker.

00:07:37.080 And just for the record, Donald Trump's counter-programming is horrible.

00:07:41.100 I don't think anybody's going to be watching Tucker Carlson on Twitter or X or whatever it's called now.

00:07:47.860 And I don't think anybody's going to be responsive.

00:07:49.640 How can that be your take?

00:07:52.840 It's like the worst take of all time and then immediately disproven in 48 hours.

00:07:59.980 You know?

00:08:00.420 Usually you can make some nebulous predictions and be like, yeah, I don't think we're on the way path towards energy to independence, blah, blah, blah.

00:08:07.240 And then you end up being wrong and nobody's checking the notes.

00:08:10.220 This is like whatever, 200 million views on Twitter in a day.

00:08:14.100 250 million views and that was like eight hours before and I saw that and I said, thanks, we'll use that in housekeeping when Trump gets 300 million views.

00:08:23.300 How could you read the tea leaves and be like, I don't think anyone's going to watch?

00:08:26.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:27.120 That was stupid. 1.00

00:08:28.220 Also, last part of the debate, but it's not really part of the debate. 1.00

00:08:31.240 Vivek is a tennis player.

00:08:33.340 So here he is playing tennis.

00:08:35.560 Obviously, tennis, ceviche, Miami, Cabana, Rob Smith.

00:08:38.760 So that means he watches.

00:08:40.140 He's a show watcher.

00:08:41.240 Exactly.

00:08:41.900 And you see how he's shuffling his feet?

00:08:44.140 So he's kind of like maxing out his athleticism.

00:08:46.840 Yeah, his like Indian guy athleticism. 0.97

00:08:48.820 His Indian guy athleticism.

00:08:50.400 It's maxed out, which I actually respect.

00:08:52.620 Tennis is a good sport to do that.

00:08:54.100 I had one of my sisters.

00:08:56.200 I'm not going to say which one actually maxed out her athleticism via tennis and got to play in college for it. 0.99

00:09:03.180 Got into college because of it.

00:09:04.880 Very nice.

00:09:05.360 I'm not going to say which sister it was, but I'm just kidding.

00:09:07.020 I only have one sister.

00:09:08.480 We're roasting her. 0.98

00:09:09.720 Sorry.

00:09:10.820 Moving on.

00:09:11.480 We're on page two of housekeeping.

00:09:13.180 That's the end of our debate section.

00:09:15.000 Unless you have anything you want to add?

00:09:17.180 No. 0.99

00:09:17.680 Chris Christie, his entire purpose was to like shit talk Trump. 1.00

00:09:20.640 And then a lot of waste his time. 0.99

00:09:22.540 It's like, let's put Vivek up there with Ron.

00:09:25.280 And I don't know, Mike Pence, sure, for his carryover and watch him get executed, like slaughtered.

00:09:31.560 But it seems like Ron DeSantis is handcuffed on what he can actually say.

00:09:36.740 And having Vivek there, I don't want to vote for Vivek and I never will, basically.

00:09:40.740 I don't know if that's your take.

00:09:42.000 It's not.

00:09:42.440 You don't have to co-sign me.

00:09:43.480 That can be my take.

00:09:44.220 You don't have to co-sign it. 1.00

00:09:45.340 But Ron, next to Vivek, makes it look like Ron is afraid to say shit. 0.99

00:09:51.320 And that's not a good look for someone who's supposed to be like brash or whatever. 0.99

00:09:55.020 And I guess he's what?

00:09:56.120 Listening to his donors and playing kind of middle of the road, electable, reasonable Republican.

00:10:01.480 Electable, reasonable Ron.

00:10:02.760 Yeah.

00:10:02.980 Electable, reasonable Ron while they're indicting the president of the United States.

00:10:06.760 If Ron had Vivek energy, the race would be Trump and then DeSantis would be like tailing him.

00:10:13.360 Exactly.

00:10:13.640 It'd be close.

00:10:14.320 Exactly.

00:10:14.720 But they didn't do that.

00:10:15.920 They asked Bud Sexton what to do.

00:10:18.200 Yeah.

00:10:18.780 All right.

00:10:19.360 Let's move on.

00:10:20.440 Big mistake.

00:10:21.180 Page two of housekeeping.

00:10:22.600 I don't want to say how many pages of housekeeping we have, but it will be fast.

00:10:25.980 I notice you're speeding right now.

00:10:27.900 It's technically four pages of housekeeping.

00:10:29.520 And I'm kind of matching your speed and it's crazy.

00:10:32.260 We got to go fast.

00:10:33.260 We got to go fast.

00:10:34.300 But not too fast.

00:10:35.140 Biden hit in Hawaii earlier in the week.

00:10:37.980 Yeah.

00:10:38.420 He didn't fall asleep.

00:10:39.800 Yeah.

00:10:40.060 No, he didn't.

00:10:41.020 Here's him.

00:10:43.680 Here he goes.

00:10:47.680 Puts his head down.

00:10:52.120 Breathing.

00:10:52.720 That breathing.

00:10:54.040 That sleeping breathing.

00:10:56.080 You start going like this where your eyes start crossing and your eyelids are like, I used to drive like that.

00:11:02.580 All right.

00:11:02.860 Well, that's good.

00:11:03.580 Okay.

00:11:03.780 We see it.

00:11:04.260 We all know he fell asleep.

00:11:05.160 And then we have Krasenstein types.

00:11:07.060 This morning, many people are spreading a video of Joe Biden calling him Sleepy Joe because it appears as though he might be sleeping while visiting wildfire survivors in Lahaina in Maui County, Hawaii.

00:11:17.700 This is false.

00:11:19.040 Yeah.

00:11:19.340 When you actually watch a longer clip, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:11:21.660 He's not sleeping.

00:11:22.560 Yeah.

00:11:22.580 He's not sleeping.

00:11:23.120 So he wrote three paragraphs on how Joe Biden's not sleeping when there's a video you can watch.

00:11:27.360 Well, can we admit he's a little bit drowsy?

00:11:30.560 Will he give us a little drowsy?

00:11:32.280 He's a little tired.

00:11:33.260 No.

00:11:33.640 He's just like an old grandpa who falls asleep.

00:11:35.260 Yeah.

00:11:35.860 Which is fine.

00:11:37.080 Yeah.

00:11:37.320 Not for a president, but it's fine.

00:11:39.400 Yeah.

00:11:39.820 And these are the same people that told us that Trump was not in good health because he had to go slow down the ramp when he had leather bottom shoes on a slick ramp.

00:11:48.600 And they were like, this is it.

00:11:50.020 He doesn't have the health.

00:11:50.920 He doesn't have the stamina.

00:11:51.760 He needs to be 25th Amendment. 0.99

00:11:53.000 Yeah, like you get some obscure blue check doctor back in the old Twitter days who goes, these are clear signs of dementia, stroke like this.

00:11:59.820 And then but no, Joe Biden's not sleeping there.

00:12:02.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:04.120 And then, you know, the way everyone is defending Joe Biden and the energy the Democrats have, it's something to take note of, in my opinion.

00:12:12.920 And when we get power back, if we ever do, we need to be extra offensive.

00:12:17.440 I feel like we're too defensive now, and we're always like, oh, if the Democrats did this, it'd be different, or we're not racist.

00:12:24.720 We have all these different ethnicities on our side.

00:12:27.280 We're always, like, defensive on the right, and we see what the Democrats do when they're in charge.

00:12:32.900 They're literally having the whole squad arrested, Giuliani and all the boys.

00:12:36.880 The executioners come out.

00:12:38.200 Yeah, so maybe when we get power back, if we ever do, we should just do exactly what we need to do and what needs to be done and not necessarily worrying about what people are going to say about what we're doing.

00:12:50.720 Yeah.

00:12:51.020 And if Trump does pull off a win and survives everything, pulls off a win, he's not looking to get reelected.

00:12:57.340 You know, he can't, obviously.

00:12:59.020 So that should be he should be swinging an axe there.

00:13:01.700 Exactly.

00:13:02.480 And then Trump, along with Giuliani and others, was arrested.

00:13:07.760 Not good, obviously.

00:13:09.940 So basically, 24 is the last stand.

00:13:12.340 Yeah.

00:13:12.600 Talked to John Doyle about this in Bonusland last week.

00:13:15.580 And, you know, it's not over if we lose 24, but when we rebuild after, it'll be a rebuild from ashes situation instead of, like, trying to, you know, get the nosedive out and pull up.

00:13:27.940 Yeah, it's like a boat.

00:13:28.740 We're in a boat with, like, shaky stuff, and it's like we're going to have to lift it from the bottom of the ocean floor instead of just correct it and gain ballast.

00:13:37.020 So this is our last stand.

00:13:38.380 Also in Hawaii, no sirens, the water was shut off, and the roadblocks turned into kill boxes, basically.

00:13:45.020 So that's a little interesting.

00:13:46.940 And that's a point I want to make, too, is, oh, dude, the fires, wildfires, climate change.

00:13:53.460 Climate change is killing people.

00:13:54.680 They'll count—CNN will count this body count no matter what it is towards climate change or, you know, any sort of organization like that.

00:14:02.120 And just beware and be on the lookout for human incompetence being attributed to climate change.

00:14:07.360 You know what I mean?

00:14:08.400 Yeah.

00:14:08.640 And so, yeah, like you said, they—how climate change turned Hawaii into a tinderbox is what the headlines are.

00:14:15.700 And then, you know, obviously the equity guy delayed water for five hours.

00:14:19.460 They blocked off a road in Lahaina.

00:14:21.380 Do you want me to read this loggers thing or no?

00:14:23.780 Yeah, let it rip.

00:14:24.520 Well, so this is, like, wildfires more in, like, the Northeast, Portland, you know, Oregon, California, all that sort of stuff.

00:14:32.500 This guy tweeted, and I don't know much about logging, but this rang true, you know?

00:14:37.180 And this guy said, the old-time loggers know exactly why wildfires are out of control every summer.

00:14:42.080 Back when USFS ran large-scale timber sales before the spotted owl hoax, logging companies maintained roads and manned fire watchtowers.

00:14:49.560 They protected their assets.

00:14:51.900 Clear cuts provided fire breaks so wildfires were easily contained.

00:14:55.780 Now, access roads are not maintained, and in many cases, they are purposely destroyed in the name of conservation.

00:15:01.460 The resulting destruction is entirely predictable.

00:15:04.340 What's the solution?

00:15:05.240 The same thing that worked in the past.

00:15:06.940 Open the floodgates for timber sales on federal land.

00:15:10.200 Mills will reemerge.

00:15:11.500 Thousands of high-paying jobs will be created.

00:15:13.480 And then people will care about the forest, you know?

00:15:16.200 And it's like, you forget that it's like, you stop something from happening, and then nobody cares, nobody watches.

00:15:22.800 Just like hunters and fishermen are sometimes the best conservationists.

00:15:27.060 Loggers know what's going on in the woods, and it's like, no logging, even though trees regrow.

00:15:31.540 Yeah, the government will watch everything.

00:15:33.040 Yeah, and then California is on fire half the year and all that.

00:15:36.780 And they're purposely doing it.

00:15:37.940 That's a good point.

00:15:38.840 It's not really related to Hawaii, but I just kind of wanted to throw that out there along with the climate change thing.

00:15:43.580 Like, nothing else changed, only the climate.

00:15:46.960 Exactly.

00:15:47.640 When there's really no loggers, no roads, stuff like that.

00:15:50.480 And you can see in the background here, they have, like, this new thing for the, it's called a heat dome, I guess.

00:15:56.720 Yeah.

00:15:57.100 So they're trying to heat dome us.

00:15:58.920 Yeah, I don't know what that is.

00:15:59.900 And they're trying to, see, there's the heat dome.

00:16:01.880 We're getting heat domed.

00:16:03.500 And basically, they're just, I think they're trying to convince everyone that a hot summer is climate change.

00:16:11.280 Yeah.

00:16:11.620 It's like, have you gone outside?

00:16:12.680 It's pretty hot.

00:16:13.400 I'm in Louisiana.

00:16:14.600 Woo! 0.99

00:16:15.020 Climate change.

00:16:16.080 And then with that, then it's like, you blame it on climate change, which is another reason to blame Republicans.

00:16:20.840 So it's Republicans' fault.

00:16:22.500 And then they'll suck all the money out when, you know, funds need to get given out to places.

00:16:27.680 And don't forget this, too. 0.96

00:16:29.120 Nancy Pelosi's cousin will get the sweetest contract you've ever fucking heard of. 1.00

00:16:32.680 Exactly. 0.93

00:16:33.300 And we'll need how many, you know, $100 billion to fix whatever.

00:16:37.020 And it's not enough.

00:16:38.520 Exactly.

00:16:39.440 And keep in mind, too, the bad guys, they can control the weather as well.

00:16:42.860 So if a hurricane comes, they can amplify that and make it worse.

00:16:46.720 Fires and stuff happen, they're going to do their best to not maintain it so it gets really out of hand and not put it out right away.

00:16:53.220 So it's as much damage as possible, as much death as possible.

00:16:56.320 So they can blame Republicans for it and suck all the money out again. 0.96

00:17:00.240 It's all about sucking the money out. 0.99

00:17:01.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:01.760 They always suck the money out. 0.99

00:17:04.280 Slurp the money out.

00:17:05.280 So just keep that in mind because they do have the technology.

00:17:09.300 Moving on.

00:17:10.740 Make sure you guys tickle this post.

00:17:12.460 We kind of mentioned it in the intro.

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00:17:25.060 Fan shoutouts.

00:17:25.820 We got some good shoutouts this week.

00:17:27.660 We cover our fan shoutouts on Friday.

00:17:29.440 Here we go.

00:17:31.900 This is the best schizo watching we've had so far. 1.00

00:17:34.700 This is our Sunday news.

00:17:35.380 I counted 13 screens.

00:17:36.980 Yeah.

00:17:44.220 That's as good as it gets.

00:17:45.540 I do not think that record will be broken.

00:17:47.600 He said he had one more iPad.

00:17:49.520 So guys, that's what I want for my birthday.

00:17:52.240 Yeah.

00:17:52.460 So that guy just took care of like 10 of you families that watch together.

00:17:55.820 So salute your veterans.

00:17:58.300 Yeah.

00:17:58.440 That's very nice.

00:17:59.300 All right.

00:17:59.400 Let's do our next one.

00:18:01.120 This kid.

00:18:01.600 Flickus Talks, the best new podcast of all time.

00:18:08.260 That's what I like to see.

00:18:10.580 We got the youth.

00:18:23.740 Big of all time.

00:18:24.740 Of all time.

00:18:25.660 She goes at the end.

00:18:26.800 So we love that too.

00:18:27.960 We got sign language.

00:18:28.920 What is that called?

00:18:29.480 ADL or something?

00:18:30.300 Yeah, we're international and we're multi-language.

00:18:33.900 Just like Rob.

00:18:35.900 So thank you guys for that.

00:18:38.440 Make sure you tickle the post and do all that.

00:18:40.840 Make me a happy birthday boy.

00:18:42.600 ASL.

00:18:43.420 Yeah.

00:18:43.860 All right.

00:18:44.120 Let's move on.

00:18:45.360 The Yosemite rebuttal.

00:18:48.320 So everyone knows we knocked down the hippie stacks. 0.99

00:18:51.660 Yeah, the rock stacks.

00:18:52.320 And the rock parks.

00:18:53.060 And then Yosemite agreed with us and was on our side.

00:18:55.680 And I guess they're show watchers.

00:18:57.080 We have a rebuttal from, I guess, the show's new arch nemesis.

00:19:01.680 Hey folks, just wanted to clear up some confusion about this.

00:19:06.040 While it is correct that you are supposed to be knocking down Cairns that you see in Yosemite

00:19:10.540 National Park, please do not be taking part of that in other areas of the country unless

00:19:16.380 you know specifically that you were supposed to be doing that in your area.

00:19:19.820 A lot of the Cairns that are out there are historical and or native sites, and we really

00:19:25.600 shouldn't be disturbing those.

00:19:27.100 To find out, all you have to do is call your local ranger and ask them what their policy

00:19:30.780 is, and they'll tell you. 0.99

00:19:32.360 Shut up. 1.00

00:19:34.220 Shut up. 1.00

00:19:35.260 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:35.600 Guys, if you see the rock stacked and there's like a picture of someone who's dead and it's

00:19:40.260 like a memorial thing, don't knock that over.

00:19:42.780 Or if you see a ton of rocks and it's like a wall built by Indians 300 years ago, leave 0.99

00:19:48.200 it up.

00:19:48.520 Yeah, that's not what he's talking about.

00:19:50.580 That's what he, that's what, yeah.

00:19:51.780 I know, but those don't even exist.

00:19:53.400 Those are like the one in a million needle in a haystack ones.

00:19:56.520 Everything you, every trail that you guys are on, kick it over.

00:19:59.860 Kick it over. 0.87

00:20:00.400 Let's relax.

00:20:01.320 How dare this guy?

00:20:01.760 This ain't the Mounds of Cahokia.

00:20:03.320 Yeah.

00:20:03.720 How dare this guy?

00:20:05.300 You know?

00:20:06.080 And it's like the same thing they do for trans people where it's like, oh, you can't assume

00:20:09.960 anyone's gender because there might be a- 0.90

00:20:12.040 0.01%.

00:20:12.880 And it's 0.01%.

00:20:14.300 Yeah.

00:20:15.100 So that guy's an enemy of the show.

00:20:17.340 Yep.

00:20:17.540 Not sending him a base mug.

00:20:19.260 All right.

00:20:19.540 Let's move on.

00:20:20.420 The dumped stuff on the sleeper prank.

00:20:22.720 This is just a couple friends. 1.00

00:20:24.340 I love this shit. 1.00

00:20:25.000 Pranking another friend. 1.00

00:20:26.560 Yeah.

00:20:29.440 Beans, I see.

00:20:31.400 Oh, hit him with the wet, then the dry, then the paint.

00:20:34.640 It's a cat.

00:20:35.480 I think it was cat litter.

00:20:36.960 Cat litter.

00:20:37.920 Yeah.

00:20:38.340 That's good American fun.

00:20:39.640 So that guy sees that video and goes, hmm, I need to reevaluate my friend's circle.

00:20:44.020 That seemed motivating.

00:20:45.700 And he was just dead asleep.

00:20:46.640 Yeah.

00:20:47.260 Yeah.

00:20:47.560 It's called didn't see that one coming.

00:20:49.100 You don't go back to sleep either.

00:20:50.800 Your sheets are ruined.

00:20:52.060 Your whole room is ruined.

00:20:54.080 That room probably smells too.

00:20:55.620 So.

00:20:55.860 That first concoction, they did a lot of stuff in there.

00:20:59.280 Yeah.

00:20:59.540 All right.

00:20:59.760 Let's move on.

00:21:00.520 The 401k versus the dog investment.

00:21:03.840 You're really going to make me read this?

00:21:05.380 No, it's the other one.

00:21:06.620 Should I put $6,000 in my IRA or buy this?

00:21:10.880 And it's a freak, genetic freak, backyard bread, health problem, liability.

00:21:17.780 Miami deluxe bullies. 0.98

00:21:19.340 Yeah.

00:21:20.020 Those guys are committing a crime.

00:21:22.100 Yeah.

00:21:22.860 And what's your advice wise for this?

00:21:27.480 Would you say buy the dog or IRA?

00:21:29.700 IRA all day, dude.

00:21:31.240 Everyone should be maxing out your IRA if you have to write a check to the federal government.

00:21:35.340 But to be fair, devil's advocate here, the money is all going to be gone soon.

00:21:41.020 Yeah.

00:21:41.640 And an IRA like Social Security, like a 401k, it could be one of those things that you think

00:21:47.380 are never going to go away, but then it's gone.

00:21:49.880 Well, stocks with inflation.

00:21:52.340 This is one of those lessons you don't really understand that you're trying to say.

00:21:55.680 And then $6,000 now is going to be like $600 when you're 55 or whatever.

00:22:01.320 Not if you invest it and it compounds, which is what you don't seem to know.

00:22:05.020 $6,000 is going to be $600.

00:22:07.420 I can't co-sign this.

00:22:08.480 And this dog won't be affected by inflation.

00:22:11.520 How do you think this dog compares and holds up next to inflation?

00:22:14.640 Well, he looks, if anything, a little deflated and like scrunched down, which I think he'll

00:22:20.840 hold his value.

00:22:21.720 Like he's got, he's holding his value.

00:22:24.060 He's holding his value.

00:22:25.720 You see him?

00:22:26.400 Does anybody in the audience have a dog like this, an absolute freak monstrosity?

00:22:29.920 Can't breathe?

00:22:31.160 This guy can't get off his back if he rolls over, I don't think.

00:22:34.080 Oh yeah.

00:22:34.480 He can't impregnate another dog.

00:22:36.620 They have to artificially.

00:22:37.700 They have to hold him.

00:22:38.700 Yeah.

00:22:39.040 But he's maintaining his value.

00:22:42.800 All right.

00:22:43.280 Moving on.

00:22:43.880 We're still in housekeeping.

00:22:45.020 Got it.

00:22:45.940 Donut boy.

00:22:46.480 Chinese donut boy.

00:22:47.220 He went to a coffee shop, uh, this morning and he said he heard someone interviewing

00:22:52.220 for a barista job. 0.54

00:22:53.400 And the girl said to the person before she got hired, like she was interviewing for the 0.97

00:22:58.220 job.

00:22:58.680 Uh, just so you know, I would have to leave, uh, every day at a heart out at five o'clock

00:23:04.040 because I really value my personal time.

00:23:07.520 Stop.

00:23:07.960 So it's like, why would you say that on the, in your interview?

00:23:12.100 Who would hire someone like that?

00:23:14.120 I don't know.

00:23:15.120 I mean, that's something you can try to work out after, but you don't really lead with

00:23:18.940 that.

00:23:19.340 Yeah.

00:23:19.700 You lead with like, I'm going to leave as soon as possible every day.

00:23:22.200 As soon as that I'm Fred Flintstone.

00:23:24.260 You know what?

00:23:25.100 Honestly, part of me kind of respects that.

00:23:28.080 Like I know that's bad attitude.

00:23:30.120 I wouldn't hire them, but part of me respects that.

00:23:33.000 It's like, this is a barista job.

00:23:34.420 It's not that serious.

00:23:36.560 So I don't know.

00:23:37.860 It just depends on how bad you want a job.

00:23:39.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:40.220 That person obviously doesn't want it that bad.

00:23:41.880 And if you're a hard worker, you can eat this generation's lunch, like Chris Christie

00:23:47.080 at a luncheon.

00:23:48.440 Yeah.

00:23:49.040 You know, you can eat everybody's lunch.

00:23:50.700 Like Chris Christie at Roy Rogers after the debates.

00:23:53.080 Yeah.

00:23:53.540 He's eating everybody's lunch.

00:23:56.660 All right.

00:23:57.480 The adult diaper hustle.

00:23:59.040 This is actually really interesting because it's something not everyone thinks about.

00:24:02.300 Rap Boy, you can read it.

00:24:03.360 Yeah.

00:24:03.640 The average American spends two hours a day in the bathroom.

00:24:06.700 Say you make $200 an hour.

00:24:08.480 That's $145,000 a year.

00:24:10.200 Buy adult diapers, $600 a year.

00:24:12.800 Enjoy your newly saved $145,000.

00:24:15.240 So obviously it's a little embarrassing when you talk about going to the bathroom or whatever.

00:24:19.260 And Jason Statham is there.

00:24:20.440 But that's like, that's kind of where the arbitrage is because people don't really think

00:24:26.100 too much about bathroom stuff.

00:24:27.880 So if you want to take advantage, there's ways to make money for everybody.

00:24:32.060 That's good advice.

00:24:33.020 That goes with your 401k understanding or your IRA understanding.

00:24:37.080 So you're about where you should be.

00:24:38.780 That's why they're on the same page of housekeeping.

00:24:41.180 All right.

00:24:41.940 Last page of housekeeping.

00:24:43.420 Okay.

00:24:43.760 COVID might be coming back.

00:24:45.360 And if it is, we caught Big Pharma.

00:24:48.300 Yeah.

00:24:48.840 We caught Big Pharma.

00:24:50.220 Here he is.

00:24:51.120 Yep.

00:24:51.780 It's him.

00:24:52.420 It's Big Pharma.

00:24:53.180 This should be in the doppelganger section, actually.

00:24:56.120 What do you mean?

00:24:58.160 That guy's about the same weight as you.

00:24:59.920 That's not true.

00:25:00.660 That guy is 300 and...

00:25:02.360 I'd say 390.

00:25:03.360 Yeah.

00:25:03.780 I'd say 375.

00:25:04.720 I'd say 390.

00:25:04.740 Big arms.

00:25:05.220 He's a 4-bills guy.

00:25:08.580 He might be 4-bills.

00:25:09.620 He's Big Pharma.

00:25:10.480 What do you expect?

00:25:11.560 So I don't weigh 4-bills.

00:25:13.800 Yeah.

00:25:14.300 And then we also have a before and after from Scott Dworkin.

00:25:18.340 Scott Dworkin.

00:25:19.260 If you get fired for not getting vaccinated, just know that you deserve it.

00:25:22.900 And then later he says, Republicans need to stay the hell out of our private lives.

00:25:26.740 Have a nice Friday. 0.99

00:25:28.600 Nice job, retard. 1.00

00:25:29.520 Stuff that guy in a fucking locker. 1.00

00:25:31.680 It's just like these people. 1.00

00:25:33.720 Oh, man.

00:25:34.620 All right.

00:25:35.060 Well, that is the end of housekeeping.

00:25:36.920 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

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00:26:23.280 Happy birthday, Fleckist.

00:26:24.460 Happy guy.

00:26:25.420 Yep.

00:26:25.840 That works, right?

00:26:26.520 I think so.

00:26:27.460 You're asking a lot.

00:26:28.500 You're asking a lot, for sure.

00:26:29.800 But, you know.

00:26:30.680 But hey, 102 episodes.

00:26:32.660 Feels good.

00:26:33.680 We never, like, really miss any either.

00:26:35.600 Yeah.

00:26:36.240 Sometimes we have to.

00:26:37.880 All right.

00:26:38.460 Cringe of the Week.

00:26:42.000 Let's go.

00:26:42.680 Let's start Cringe of the Week off with, yeah, let's just do this.

00:26:46.220 Get the dopamine going.

00:26:47.880 Guys riding the bike.

00:26:49.120 I just got my library card.

00:26:50.520 Oh, I'm gay.

00:26:52.140 Didn't have it in him.

00:26:53.660 Actually, my first time trying that trick.

00:26:55.580 Yep.

00:26:56.280 All right.

00:26:56.740 Let's go to California's trying to drive in the rain.

00:27:00.340 I don't know if, I guess people in California never drive in the rain, and this is what they came up with.

00:27:06.480 What are you doing?

00:27:08.920 At least you didn't hit anything.

00:27:11.560 There's more.

00:27:13.500 Look at this guy.

00:27:14.160 So you're driving, and then you start going.

00:27:19.620 Slam the brakes.

00:27:20.360 I don't get it.

00:27:20.880 And it's raining, and then you start going like this.

00:27:23.480 Why would you ever do that?

00:27:26.020 I guess they're not familiar with hydroplaning.

00:27:28.960 They should be.

00:27:30.500 Yeah.

00:27:30.860 Basically, if you're hydroplaning, you don't press the brakes.

00:27:33.560 You just ride through it, and you just get out.

00:27:36.040 And it gets scary for a little bit.

00:27:37.720 But you got to go opposite.

00:27:38.880 You got to trust your instincts.

00:27:39.900 That's what my good dad taught me.

00:27:41.460 Nice.

00:27:41.980 You know, you don't slam the brakes and do that and start.

00:27:44.360 Or you hit the hydroplane.

00:27:47.040 You slam the brakes, and then you cut the wheel.

00:27:48.960 And then the car will turn, and then you got to cut the wheel the other way.

00:27:52.600 And that should straighten it out.

00:27:54.000 Yep.

00:27:54.720 All right. 0.86

00:27:55.280 Let's go to the trans bathroom person. 1.00

00:27:57.620 Well, then it's a good thing that trans women are not men. 1.00

00:28:00.000 But while we're on the topic, let's talk about it. 0.82

00:28:02.040 Aside from the fact that trans women are not a threat to other women in the bathroom, 0.98

00:28:05.900 it is equally unsafe for both trans women and cisgender women alike to go in a men's restroom.

00:28:11.980 See, men don't want me in the bathroom looking like this. 0.99

00:28:14.960 They want me to go back to being a man.

00:28:16.720 And they're going to take any opportunity they can to antagonize a trans woman 0.99

00:28:21.000 in an attempt to convince her to be a man.

00:28:23.760 So the second a trans woman sets foot in a men's bathroom, she is unsafe. 1.00

00:28:28.420 The second any woman sets foot in a men's bathroom, she's not safe. 0.93

00:28:32.600 The majority of women understand this. 1.00

00:28:34.220 Out of the thousands of bathrooms I've been in, I've only had an issue two times.

00:28:38.980 And despite...

00:28:39.800 So the overall point here is women can't be in the same bathroom 1.00

00:28:46.360 as men because men are a threat to women in the bathroom, right?

00:28:51.000 Yeah.

00:28:51.760 And then, so it's like for this person, if you're right, then you need to be in the women's 0.99

00:28:57.480 room because men will get you because you're a woman, right? 1.00

00:29:00.500 Yeah.

00:29:00.840 But if you're wrong and you're not a woman, your point proves why you shouldn't be in 1.00

00:29:05.960 the bathroom with women. 0.98

00:29:06.820 Because if you're not actually a woman, like you say, which is the other side of it, then 0.99

00:29:11.280 you're a threat to the women in the bathroom. 1.00

00:29:13.160 Of course. 0.98

00:29:13.880 And unfortunately, hate to break it to you, you are a man.

00:29:17.640 And for that reason, you're out.

00:29:19.620 Yeah.

00:29:20.440 Women are really unsafe in the bathroom with men. 1.00

00:29:22.960 That's why I, a man, need to be in the women's bathroom. 1.00

00:29:26.060 It's that simple, guys.

00:29:27.880 And then I love the first part at the beginning.

00:29:30.180 There's, for some of these trans videos, you have to look at every single word and it's

00:29:34.460 like, trans men are not a threat to women. 1.00

00:29:37.100 Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's get to my stupid fucking point. 1.00

00:29:40.180 And it's like, not a threat? 1.00

00:29:41.800 Aren't they raping everybody? 0.99

00:29:43.200 Don't I see headlines all the time? 0.96

00:29:44.780 Yeah. 0.96

00:29:45.220 They're raping. 0.99

00:29:46.180 Some of them. 1.00

00:29:46.940 Inappropriate in the locker rooms and schools.

00:29:49.060 Yeah. 0.98

00:29:49.200 The weird sexual fetishist. 0.96

00:29:51.100 I don't know. 0.99

00:29:52.100 Are they more likely to do, commit a sex crime?

00:29:54.440 Less likely?

00:29:55.500 Hmm.

00:29:56.160 I don't know.

00:29:56.800 I won't think. 0.73

00:29:57.560 I'll just outsource my thinking to this freak.

00:30:00.180 Yeah.

00:30:00.260 And then they say, oh, they're going to antagonize me in the bathroom.

00:30:04.520 Guys aren't going to antagonize you.

00:30:06.000 They're going to go to the bathroom. 0.85

00:30:07.260 They're going to see you.

00:30:08.180 And they're going to go back to their table and be like, yo, rap boy, there was a T-R-A-N-S 1.00

00:30:13.500 in the bathroom.

00:30:14.720 And then he's going to go, what?

00:30:15.880 And then he's going to look at the bathroom nonstop until the person comes out.

00:30:19.060 And then when the person comes out, I'm going to look in the other direction for cover fire

00:30:22.660 so rap boy can be looking randomly wherever.

00:30:25.280 Yep.

00:30:25.740 And I help him out.

00:30:26.660 Yeah, exactly.

00:30:27.720 And then we laugh.

00:30:28.460 We do bits at the table and, you know, we don't fight you.

00:30:32.160 Yeah.

00:30:32.780 You stand at the urinal.

00:30:34.320 Yeah.

00:30:34.640 I'll see you there.

00:30:35.780 Exactly.

00:30:36.380 Nice watch.

00:30:37.380 Exactly.

00:30:37.880 Another trick.

00:30:38.620 I think we may have said this back in the day, but another trick we do here in Fluckus

00:30:44.420 Universe is you point with your thumb.

00:30:46.520 So if there was a T-R-A-N-S over there, you point with your thumb and go, hey, look over 1.00

00:30:50.680 here, over there.

00:30:52.060 And then the thumb is where I'm really pointing.

00:30:54.460 Yeah.

00:30:54.580 So you guys can feel free to use that.

00:30:56.840 All right.

00:30:57.060 We're still in cringe.

00:30:58.540 Let's go to the teacher classroom.

00:31:01.760 This lounge.

00:31:03.000 Yeah.

00:31:03.360 Got to turn the music down, but here's my teacher setup for this year.

00:31:09.940 Warm overhead lighting.

00:31:11.520 Pride flag.

00:31:12.620 Amplify posters and social justice.

00:31:14.860 Couches.

00:31:15.460 Lots of books, couches, and flexible seating for learners.

00:31:22.000 Yeah.

00:31:23.440 So mood lighting, a trans flag, and some couches. 0.99

00:31:28.720 And that's the cool teacher, I guess.

00:31:30.700 Not for my kid.

00:31:31.840 Yeah.

00:31:32.160 Not for me.

00:31:33.220 What are your intentions with these students?

00:31:35.220 You want to get them on the couch?

00:31:36.340 You want to loosen them up with some warm lighting?

00:31:38.060 Yeah.

00:31:38.400 And then what?

00:31:38.980 Set the mood? 0.99

00:31:39.720 Some ideological shit goes down? 0.99

00:31:42.360 Set the mood for what? 0.99

00:31:43.500 Yeah.

00:31:43.720 Can they do the math?

00:31:45.880 Exactly.

00:31:46.220 There's going to be a running theme in this cringe of the week. 1.00

00:31:48.920 Can they do the fucking math? 1.00

00:31:50.580 Right? 1.00

00:31:50.860 Exactly.

00:31:51.360 That's what takes us to our next clip about the principal.

00:31:53.940 This is a school administrator.

00:31:56.760 As a school administrator, I will never intentionally misgender a staff member or student.

00:32:06.040 Schools are supposed to be a safe place where kids can learn and grow and be themselves.

00:32:11.720 As a principal of a middle high school, I am very passionate about making sure that all my students feel safe and included and respected.

00:32:28.200 We have ability and ability in our grading system or our students.

00:32:34.060 Yeah, that's good.

00:32:34.460 So when I went to high school, I had to learn math.

00:32:38.200 Yeah.

00:32:38.500 I guess that was like the masculine type of learning.

00:32:41.920 And then now it's like, oh, all the kids need to feel safe and respected.

00:32:46.720 Be themselves.

00:32:47.760 And like it's all about their feelings.

00:32:49.420 And then like if their feelings are ever not perfect, then that's a problem.

00:32:53.600 The whole school has to change.

00:32:55.300 And it's interesting because when I went to high school, I had Miss Becker and Brother Joshua.

00:33:00.300 And I was scared of them.

00:33:02.480 Yeah.

00:33:02.780 And they didn't respect me.

00:33:03.900 If I was out of uniform or didn't shave, I would get detention and humiliated in front of whoever was around.

00:33:11.540 Yeah.

00:33:11.900 It would absolutely roast me.

00:33:13.340 Yeah.

00:33:13.600 They didn't make you feel comfortable and safe.

00:33:15.500 They actually had standards and demands and like a system that worked.

00:33:19.440 Yeah.

00:33:19.900 We would hear Miss Becker yelling from like three floors down. 0.98

00:33:24.060 Brother Joshua had a megaphone and he would yell, you're going to be late.

00:33:27.940 When that bell rings, if you're in the hall, you're getting detention.

00:33:30.440 And then it would go, and it was like a scary thing for freshmen and everyone knew.

00:33:35.540 And no one turned out to be pansexual or whatever.

00:33:37.700 So once again, the kids feel safe.

00:33:40.100 Oh, they can be themselves.

00:33:41.780 Can they do the math?

00:33:43.960 Can you do the math?

00:33:45.280 Do you know everything else?

00:33:46.660 There was one time Brother Joshua gave a detention to a kid for not shaving and it was his five o'clock shadow.

00:33:52.760 So it was just like an Italian kid who kind of like went through puberty early and like shaved that morning.

00:33:57.880 And then by like 2.30, he kind of had some stubble and it was like detention.

00:34:02.180 So the kid had to shave in school halfway through the day.

00:34:05.460 That's what I was on.

00:34:06.660 Yeah.

00:34:06.940 And we all turned out great.

00:34:08.700 Yeah.

00:34:08.960 But thankfully, you know, she'll use the right pronouns of the parents coming and pick up their kid. 0.95

00:34:13.140 That's what's important about a school, guys.

00:34:15.300 Yeah.

00:34:15.620 Everyone needs to feel safe and respected. 0.94

00:34:17.480 It's like you're talking about the couple weird trans kids. 1.00

00:34:20.720 That's who you're actually worried about.

00:34:22.160 Everyone else is actually not.

00:34:24.240 And three out of four of those, they're autistic.

00:34:26.100 They got tricked into this.

00:34:27.660 Yeah.

00:34:28.100 They're on some internet rabbit holes and they're seeing what they can get away with.

00:34:31.440 And you're letting the slippery slope, you're greasing it for them.

00:34:35.020 Yeah.

00:34:35.340 You're complicit.

00:34:36.200 And then in years later, when we have like the trials of who did what.

00:34:39.600 Yeah.

00:34:39.760 The Gutenberg trials or some sort of new word.

00:34:42.300 It'll be a new word.

00:34:43.360 You guys are the ones in trouble.

00:34:44.760 All right.

00:34:45.020 Let's go to the drag summer camp. 1.00

00:34:46.920 This we have some copyright music, but.

00:34:49.880 Feeling down.

00:34:51.260 This was a drag summer camp that all these kids went to. 0.98

00:34:54.020 Oh, LGBTQ plus drag summer camp. 0.97

00:34:57.160 Yeah.

00:34:57.420 There's David.

00:34:59.100 High schools in five years be like.

00:35:01.600 Yeah.

00:35:03.380 Man.

00:35:03.940 I wish I was there all summer just to like make fun of these guys or whatever.

00:35:07.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:07.980 Put on a stupid outfit just to like make fun of these people. 1.00

00:35:11.980 Wear makeup. 1.00

00:35:12.400 So we have a longstanding tradition of saying drag is not good content.

00:35:18.820 There's no, it's not multidimensional.

00:35:20.900 It's not very like sweet.

00:35:23.280 It's dressing up and putting on makeup.

00:35:25.800 How can you get a whole summer camp of that?

00:35:27.800 You need like the real summer camps.

00:35:29.480 It's like fire starting, you know.

00:35:32.360 Tying knots.

00:35:33.040 How did tie knots?

00:35:34.280 Fishing.

00:35:35.040 The like wood, nature walks, identifying things, determining the species.

00:35:40.180 Failing.

00:35:41.060 This summer camp, it's just like, what's on the schedule today?

00:35:44.200 Drag, drag, drag over and over again.

00:35:46.620 We're going to do makeup and then we're going to lip sync Beyonce.

00:35:48.860 What's tomorrow's plan?

00:35:50.600 Lip syncing Sam Smith.

00:35:51.800 Yeah.

00:35:52.160 Lady Gaga.

00:35:53.260 Yeah. 0.98

00:35:54.120 So it's trash content.

00:35:55.880 But, you know, we had a conversation off camera about this. 0.86

00:35:58.640 Like, is this even bad?

00:36:00.220 Like, is this what they want to do?

00:36:02.160 Go ahead. 0.99

00:36:02.620 Let the losers be losers together. 0.99

00:36:04.800 Right. 0.98

00:36:05.140 Um, but no, it is bad because they're sucking away kids who should be doing something else

00:36:11.460 to this wasted time, nothing, uh, zero productive thing.

00:36:15.880 That could have just been theater kids.

00:36:17.400 This could have been theater.

00:36:18.320 They could have been doing a performance and then put on a Romeo and Juliet play at the

00:36:21.920 very end and like have something to show for it.

00:36:24.180 But now LGBT is so spread out and so many things under the umbrella that it's like, you kind

00:36:31.080 of just absorbed like half of the theater kids and it's like, oh, you guys are all kind 0.80

00:36:34.960 of gay now. 0.64

00:36:35.740 Theater kids, like science camp, the NASA fake experience, you know, like all those, a couple,

00:36:41.160 you know, we lost a couple of kids to the drag camp and they do one thing over and over 0.98

00:36:46.240 and over.

00:36:46.640 I'd love to, this might be something we look into and get their itinerary.

00:36:50.560 Oh yeah.

00:36:51.060 Oh, it's the big end of drag performance and oh yeah, there's one adult per bunk, you know? 0.52

00:36:56.980 And that guy's a registered sex offender.

00:36:59.360 And we will see him at the trials later.

00:37:01.840 Exactly.

00:37:02.460 Everyone's going to end up at the trials.

00:37:04.220 Yeah.

00:37:04.400 A lot of victims.

00:37:05.440 All right.

00:37:05.840 And this is, uh, this next section, it's kind of vulgar.

00:37:09.020 Uh, so if you, you're sensitive, if you have sensitive ears, maybe skip ahead a minute.

00:37:14.920 Yeah.

00:37:15.160 So we've known about these fake peckers.

00:37:19.240 They call them packers.

00:37:20.780 Packers, right?

00:37:21.700 Packers.

00:37:22.200 So it's a fake cack.

00:37:23.620 Fake cack.

00:37:24.660 It's a fake cack for, uh, for when you are a girl who wants to be a boy and you're young, 0.95

00:37:31.460 you're underage and you want to pretend you're a boy and you want to get used to having a

00:37:34.780 cack.

00:37:35.280 Yeah. 0.97

00:37:35.900 Um, but so we had this one gays against groomers posted this gays against Trump against groomers

00:37:40.740 posted this.

00:37:42.080 Um, it said, we regret to inform you.

00:37:44.440 What?

00:37:44.920 Is that okay?

00:37:45.320 That's really funny.

00:37:46.060 Yeah.

00:37:46.300 Uh, we were good to inform you that we are about to ruin your whole night. 0.98

00:37:50.120 Did you know that there are fake penises packers for the four to eight year old girls 1.00

00:37:53.280 four to eight whose parents think they are trans boys? 0.99

00:37:56.700 Yeah.

00:37:56.840 We didn't either until just now.

00:37:58.080 And you're looking at it, get off this planet.

00:38:00.080 And so you look at this.

00:38:02.300 Yeah.

00:38:03.080 And it's a, uh, let me get a pink three incher.

00:38:06.160 Uh, it's for a kid.

00:38:07.300 Let me get a three inch cack bricked. 1.00

00:38:10.900 Yeah.

00:38:11.280 Look at that.

00:38:12.040 It's bricked. 0.99

00:38:12.780 It's not like a, a sloped down cock, how a cock lays. 1.00

00:38:15.640 It's like a deli order. 0.99

00:38:17.040 Yeah.

00:38:17.200 Let me get a, uh, chocolate two incher.

00:38:19.120 Um, let's do bricked. 0.83

00:38:20.540 Let's do bricked. 0.98

00:38:21.400 You want bricked or soft?

00:38:22.980 Like it's a New York deli.

00:38:24.300 And the guy's like, bricked three inch bricked coming right up.

00:38:28.600 Uh, and so it's funny to me because like, that's crazy.

00:38:32.080 That's, that's the weirdest looking cack I've ever seen.

00:38:34.960 And then I don't want to, you know, I don't want to congratulate anyone for making packers

00:38:41.640 for kids, but this lady's got real ones. 1.00

00:38:44.820 That's how a cack lays.

00:38:46.320 Yeah.

00:38:46.960 That's, that's, that's a better pack.

00:38:48.880 So I don't know.

00:38:50.480 So it's embarrassing all around, but you, you screwed it up.

00:38:54.820 You got the weird pack that goes out like this three incher.

00:38:58.500 I don't know.

00:38:59.180 You're setting up these girls for like, uh, more than they can handle. 1.00

00:39:03.440 I think.

00:39:03.960 Yeah.

00:39:04.560 Especially a four-year-old.

00:39:05.780 It's like four-year-olds don't really know anything.

00:39:09.320 Yeah.

00:39:09.880 They, they read the book and they kind of just pretend to read and they just look and

00:39:13.960 then go, Oh, the cat jumped over the mouse and they, they don't even know what they're

00:39:17.560 saying and they're not actually reading.

00:39:18.980 So it's like, here, put this in your pants. 1.00

00:39:21.520 Mom's a fucking nut. 1.00

00:39:22.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:23.460 You know?

00:39:24.360 Well, that's the end of cringe.

00:39:25.640 Yeah.

00:39:25.940 Can I get two?

00:39:26.880 I need a white one and a black one.

00:39:28.660 One bricked, one not bricked, two cacks coming right up. 0.65

00:39:32.820 For some kids, for the kids.

00:39:34.860 Um, all right.

00:39:35.720 Let's move on to urban decay.

00:39:37.040 Don't get too down.

00:39:37.700 Don't get too depressed.

00:39:38.380 It's going to get worse.

00:39:39.160 You have to have fun with it.

00:39:40.400 You know?

00:39:40.660 Yeah.

00:39:40.960 Yeah.

00:39:41.340 Like we do.

00:39:42.240 That's kind of the name of our game, but you know, we like to have 0.91

00:39:45.000 disgusting. 1.00

00:39:45.800 It's disgusting shit. 1.00

00:39:47.080 It really is. 1.00

00:39:47.820 All right.

00:39:48.300 So urban decay, we had an Atlanta street takeover.

00:39:51.900 We have two Atlanta street takeovers.

00:39:53.860 Truck's doing donuts.

00:39:56.440 This is midday too.

00:39:57.900 Like they didn't even wait tonight.

00:40:00.080 Everyone's staying around.

00:40:01.180 Here comes the cops.

00:40:02.760 So truck leaves.

00:40:04.360 Truck runs over some people.

00:40:06.360 Cop comes. 0.99

00:40:22.260 So they triggered one of the black guys. 0.98

00:40:26.400 Yeah. 0.89

00:40:26.560 They triggered him into the, uh, the keep repeating the phrase, no matter

00:40:30.340 what no critical thought just he's in the trance so they got wanted to a trance and the cop did a

00:40:35.380 great job yeah cop did a great job yanks him out yanks the guy out the guy hit some people um and

00:40:40.400 our our hate of takeovers is long-standing and i don't think anything really cool has ever happened

00:40:46.680 this is kind of like drag it's a good point car goes in a circle whoa except actually i i take

00:40:54.320 that back this is cooler than drag because someone can get fucking rock hunted yeah so all right 0.72

00:40:59.900 all right all right so drag nobody gets ko'd yeah drag nobody gets hurt and breaks their arm 0.80

00:41:05.320 backwards and then everybody pulls out their cell phone at least that's something yeah drag should 1.00

00:41:09.880 have a thing where there's like a beehive somewhere on stage in one of the balloons or in the trap door

00:41:16.240 that can just dump you at any minute all right so that's that takeover didn't go well

00:41:22.300 triggered that one guy they caught you baby you caught me good to see good to see cops are actually

00:41:28.100 doing stuff i mean that's midday at a busy intersection like that's where you need a

00:41:32.560 response so and then the guy who got arrested was it looks like a white guy so maybe they'll

00:41:36.080 actually keep him in jail yeah uh there was an atlanta crash that turned into a shooting right after

00:41:42.500 so there's an intersection people are just running from the crash fleeing the presumably stolen car

00:41:49.920 but then someone's going back to the car

00:41:53.980 middle of the day

00:42:04.380 bro get that phone bro get your phone boy hurry up boy whose side are you on engaging with the

00:42:21.040 criminals

00:42:21.520 well that's good we see it yeah there's a crash midday and then it turns into shooting and then

00:42:29.640 people are on the criminal side a lot of the themes in uh in urban decay this week are

00:42:34.520 broad daylight problems yeah straight takeovers shooting the net we'll show some other clips too 0.99

00:42:40.680 it's all just broad daylight shit let's go to the golden gate takeover 0.98

00:42:44.280 you know wheelie circles 0.96

00:42:55.960 oh you guys are awesome

00:42:59.820 you know i can kind of sign off on this one because it's such a cool unique location location

00:43:08.940 yeah so it's like that was a memorable experience for those guys doing wheelies on the golden gate bridge

00:43:13.220 hurt nobody and if you're in traffic on golden gate bridge you get to enjoy the bridge a little bit

00:43:17.400 you're just kind of there it's a slower day golden gate bridge wow look at this

00:43:21.760 i i'm fine with that one okay that's a little uncharacteristic but i kind of agree there's it's less

00:43:27.520 egregious right yeah those guys will look back on their deathbed and they'll remember the golden

00:43:31.800 gate bridge takeover yeah that's a great experience i'm just not into it yeah um let's go to the

00:43:37.020 dallas break-in attempt another broad daylight crime

00:43:40.920 all right so he tries to get in with the air filters i'm going to skip ahead in the video a

00:43:55.520 little bit

00:43:55.860 strong door

00:44:03.760 shot directly into his neighbor's house yeah cops came uh guy fired off a few running rounds you

00:44:22.520 could see them go around that guy's body like he just missed barely would have been nice to leave

00:44:26.960 that guy sleeping on the floor crying begging for his mother or something yeah that's my personal

00:44:31.220 preference someone told me one time a long time ago and this is not my advice i'm just repeating what

00:44:35.700 was told to me that if you're ever in a self-defense situation where there's a home intruder that comes

00:44:40.380 into your house with like a weapon and you know you feel like your life's in danger and you defend

00:44:45.020 yourself with a gun it's better to fully defend yourself because otherwise you'll have someone

00:44:51.520 testifying against you oh yeah and then if they're a criminal they probably could just lie

00:44:56.600 of course oh i was there i thought i was dog walking for him and make up some excuse and if you're 0.97

00:45:01.320 one race and they're a different race if you're white and they're black then you're probably gonna go 1.00

00:45:07.240 to jail so they said if you're gonna self-defense yourself and you make that decision fully self-defense

00:45:11.980 yourself all the way to no more it's only to one person at the end of it yeah um and you know

00:45:18.020 we we talk about like deterrence or like you know things like that this guy firing the gun

00:45:24.200 it worked out great the the guys obviously that was a skedaddle i think i'd call that a skedaddle

00:45:30.140 boop boop boop boop boop like clouded dust get out of there and it's like you think this guy is

00:45:34.160 gonna try to do this tomorrow now if you got away with it you think somebody who just came within

00:45:38.560 inches of losing their life for like what a macbook and whatever cash is around the house you know

00:45:45.080 what i mean what's the highest yield you can get from a random apartment in dallas computer the

00:45:50.240 phone's with the person so you know this is why we love consequences you know what i mean like this

00:45:58.060 guy's probably not going to do it again or if he does he might think twice and he might go to a gun

00:46:02.360 free zone that's why we need our second amendment so yeah it's crazy this was done broad daylight in

00:46:07.960 dallas texas yeah oh the gun capital of the one of the gun capital states of america you know

00:46:13.780 let's just go do breaking and entering don't mess with texas and talking to the ring camera too 1.00

00:46:18.700 when you know your face is on camera that's uh hispanic neck tattoo activities you know yeah

00:46:23.460 that's a good point don't like that speaking of bad activities on camera let's go to the one where

00:46:28.620 the there's a new trend where fast food workers are showing your credit cards on their lives

00:46:34.840 it says beware when going through the drive-thru cashiers are going live and showing your card

00:46:39.100 information so you're doing a crime on camera on instagram live attached to your name so like no

00:46:45.520 one's scared to do crimes yeah and that's part of the urban decay that we see all the time it used to

00:46:50.960 be like hey i'm gonna get caught doing this crime and then if i'm caught they're prosecuting me with huge

00:46:57.980 ramifications right and now it's like instead of one thing which is getting caught there's two things

00:47:03.420 it's getting caught and a tough prosecution you know and uh getting caught nobody even tries anymore

00:47:09.120 there's way police are beleaguered there's more calls that they can get to and like something like

00:47:14.140 this will be like oh we'll investigate it yeah thankfully she used her name or you know her her 0.98

00:47:19.500 profile or whatever yeah but it's like a deterrence thing again no fear to do crimes here new orleans is

00:47:25.500 like that too where the you can't trust the fast food workers everything comes botched you can't say

00:47:30.180 no pickles or no tomato hope you enjoy twice as many pickles yeah they really don't do a good job

00:47:35.700 here and i'm thinking like big picture it's not a schizo spiral i think this is pretty accurate but

00:47:40.080 financial crimes like this will probably continue to go up and then people will say oh use apple pay

00:47:45.720 instead or use your cbdc like your central bank digital currency you know and like that is obviously

00:47:52.040 they're trying to control everyone with covid right yeah and then you have another like reinforcement

00:47:57.340 into that control where it's like we'll get you locked down because of covid and then if you're

00:48:02.560 going to go to the store you might get your credit card information stolen because all the crime that's

00:48:07.480 happening maybe now you have to check in at the kiosk and then use your digital currency and then that's

00:48:13.360 safe so it's like they have all these different levers to pull to get crime is part of that and crime

00:48:18.420 is part of it to get you to the end goal of digital currency highly monitored yeah and they'll they'll

00:48:24.540 say it's for covid and then they'll also say it's for the crime and what takes us to our next thing

00:48:28.180 instead of just enforcing against the crime so that there's less criminals and this is going to get

00:48:32.720 worse too uh in terms of like if the economy keeps getting worse or like inflation's high and you can't

00:48:38.540 afford as much as you used to it's like people are going to turn to crimes yeah and it proves our point

00:48:42.640 that it's not just people making a bad decision but they want what's best for everyone it shows like

00:48:47.980 malice intent because if you arrested everybody there'd be no crime you can just come and go in the

00:48:53.860 store as you please yeah it'd be great so it's like they're using that arm that not prosecuting

00:48:59.040 crimes to fulfill their end goal of highly monitored digital currency now this is what whole foods looks

00:49:05.880 like in washington dc and this is kind of the rat boy prediction which is everything's going to turn

00:49:10.180 into some sort of costco thing but they took a more dystopian approach to it and this is exactly what

00:49:14.980 you were talking about where they use crime they use this to justify like putting you through like

00:49:19.520 cattle very controversial new whole foods in washington dc you have to scan to check in

00:49:25.980 you have to scan to check out

00:49:28.960 you have to scan to leave the checkout and then you have to scan to leave the store

00:49:38.060 and you know that's what we have to do because of all the stealing it's like no you have to arrest

00:49:45.120 people for the stealing and then there's no more stealing but when you don't do that then you get

00:49:49.260 your real end goal and that's why we can't assume best motives exactly and it's whole foods owned by

00:49:54.140 amazon so amazon's already been doing that like when i was used to work in chicago downtown they had the

00:49:59.100 amazon go experimental stores or whatever and it's just like you know it's a megacorp yeah it's convenient

00:50:06.360 the megacorp you need to scan your retina please and they have your exact moves and everything you do

00:50:11.400 and they monitor and they're basically just beta testing that technology yeah under the guise of

00:50:15.860 convenience yeah and the guise of oh shoplifting and whatever and it's like we just gotta arrest

00:50:22.020 criminals criminals need to be in jail and a lot of people are like oh united states has more

00:50:26.720 criminals per capita blah blah blah like there's so many people in jail it's like we need more more

00:50:31.520 we need more and did they all commit a crime did they all commit a brutally violent crime and some

00:50:35.800 are they repeat offenders of theft and fraud oh okay so then they should be there

00:50:41.280 okay there's like this thing where like leftists think that there's like a quota

00:50:44.480 and police go all right we need to arrest uh 60 black guys today 30 white guys one asian

00:50:51.140 and the rest hispanics it's like no no no just the criminals they're doing it after hindsight where 0.98

00:50:58.120 it's oh we arrested 100 guys it was 60 black guys 30 hispanics 10 you know 30 white guys and one asian 0.58

00:51:04.620 yeah um all right let's go on to white lives don't matter girl black lives matter all white lives matter 0.98

00:51:09.500 i i mean i gotta go black lives matter why black lives matter why i don't i don't think white

00:51:17.700 lives matter like i don't i don't know i've never i'm i'm not gonna be a person who's gonna go away

00:51:23.980 go around saying white lives matter like i think it sounds a little right a little not good um got it 0.85

00:51:31.400 so they got us yeah you know wake up we need you to wake up it's almost too late you need to wake up

00:51:37.860 there's the result of the propaganda right there you know people are falling victim to it not us

00:51:42.620 not you but you know they get they get some what would you pick white white lives matter you know

00:51:48.560 why because i'm white everyone here on earth it's a lot easier to deal with and predict human behavior

00:51:55.960 if everyone on earth is just self-interested yeah don't you think yeah a hundred percent black lives

00:52:01.600 matter to black people if you ask that interviewer white lives or black lives you go black lives

00:52:05.600 yeah so why can't everyone just answer the question i say white lives because i'm white

00:52:09.820 everyone in my family is white it's a very simple process to be self-interested you know yeah and that's 0.88

00:52:16.560 kind of the base like uh self-interested in the economy that's how the whole economy works it's one

00:52:21.560 guy hey i need to go to a job and i need to get the money so that i can have the things i want 0.98

00:52:26.460 oh no not jim's job matters nope i'm not that so being white is great being white's sick it's 0.60

00:52:34.360 awesome and you see charlie kirk uh up to the rhetoric a little bit with this tweet jack

00:52:38.740 so big these guys are uh coming around i guess to the to the fact that you can say that not be

00:52:44.900 guilted or have a some weird thing why you can't do it yeah the public conversation is changing

00:52:52.480 overton window it's shifting and we're going back we're at the front of it yeah because we know we 0.99

00:52:58.400 we've been saying this shit for a while and now everyone's saying it and it's mainstream 0.97

00:53:02.060 yeah exactly everyone just watches the show and then knows what to say sad to see how easily they 1.00

00:53:06.740 can get a uh a nice agreeable college girl to just say no black lives matter yeah who the fuck cares 1.00

00:53:14.320 i always she's in probably an all-white sorority like you know just enjoying life have fun are you 0.99

00:53:19.580 sure you want the answer to that yeah that was asked are you sure you want me to say yeah let's go

00:53:23.640 to the person in maine who realizes how great it is there how freaking cute this is i was on my walk

00:53:30.300 and i saw this little sign with all these little flowers so i went home and grabbed some money and

00:53:37.300 i'm gonna put some money in and take a little flower thing how cute is this

00:53:40.480 got myself some flowers these are so freaking cute that's nice that's america that's pure americana

00:53:49.520 that's what they want to take from us that's what they want to dump 40 somalis into that town and then 1.00

00:53:54.040 see how the money stays exactly you can't have a leave the money and take what you want situation

00:53:59.380 when there's a 70 iq somali guy who wants to grope your kid there yeah there there's a hotel full 1.00

00:54:05.740 of hispanic men with nothing to do all day and no jobs because they just claimed asylum you know it's 0.99

00:54:11.560 too hot yeah so so i like these uh videos that someone posts where it's like it's a sweet moment

00:54:17.660 it's a nice affluent town in america it's sweet and you accidentally just gave the right wing fuel

00:54:24.260 yeah you know that's the peak first world exactly that's the best that's what we should all be

00:54:28.860 striving for right guys third world is way behind that yeah they're by the time third world gets up

00:54:35.200 to that speed third world someone steals the table it's not even about the money or the flowers the

00:54:41.460 table's gone everything's gone the money's gone a hundred percent all right well don't get too down

00:54:47.260 don't get too depressed we're moving on to uplifting gold i never get depressed or down i just do bits on

00:54:53.000 it and i'm like you know i'm not this this is not my life it's not my reality so i love the show i

00:54:59.200 feel bad if people have to like if if you genuinely get down or whatever it's more just like a warning

00:55:04.200 stay away keep in keep building the world you want you know so don't oh hey did i tell you somebody

00:55:10.040 the other day when we did that trans bit it was like the forget i forget even what it was but it was

00:55:17.740 like some delusional trans person and somebody dm'd me and said and we were like ask your boss 0.81

00:55:22.940 for a raise this delusional trans person can think they're oh yeah make this demand somebody 0.98

00:55:27.420 goes hey dude dm'd me i don't know his name but you know who you are he goes hey dude i asked for

00:55:32.640 that raise at work you guys inspired me and he got a raise yeah yeah because i have the confidence of a

00:55:38.980 of a grown man in a dress and heels trying to tell a school what to tell the kids about him

00:55:43.980 exactly like you deserve the raise we all deserve the raise guys so feels good right feels real good

00:55:50.560 all right uplifting gold first clip the trump impression in front of trump love to see this

00:55:55.160 has happened uh earlier in the week all right folks this is something the internet's been waiting

00:55:59.200 for for a long time it's getting the phones out of the head

00:56:01.360 this depressing people wanted to hear it they wanted to hear it you did a fantastic job 0.98

00:56:10.360 that's pretty good that's good shit that's good culture yeah that's culture baby um let's go to the 0.98

00:56:29.620 bathroom song guy this i thought was really funny and clever let's let it rip 1.00

00:56:36.120 you're in the bathroom line at a party you step inside it smells like someone just took a poo

00:56:44.620 you know you didn't do it but it smells so gnarly that whoever walks an ex is gonna think it was you

00:56:52.260 so you step outside waving your hand near your nose and you point over your shoulder saying that wasn't me

00:56:59.920 wow that's like when i look at people doing musical jokes i used to watch bo burnham a lot before he

00:57:23.040 got the brain poison yeah and i would look at bo burnham he did a stand-up thing called make happy

00:57:28.380 on netflix and it's like in 2016 and i remember watching and i said damn i that's talent yeah i'm

00:57:34.920 just some guy i'm average that is something i can't do and wow and i'm so impressed by musical

00:57:42.040 talent like that and funny words that's why i like musicals so this guy did a great job his name

00:57:46.600 is tom mcgovern 27 on instagram very rarely do we plug people who give us the clips yeah but he

00:57:52.760 deserves it he uh he doesn't know yeah yeah he doesn't know he probably doesn't even like us but 0.99

00:57:57.280 he probably hates our guts i'm a fat fuck you guys are racist you're a pig um but no this guy's 0.99

00:58:03.460 great and uh like i like nowadays somebody doesn't even have to like get co-signed you can just 1.00

00:58:10.900 create you can just do content and create and if you're undeniably good you're gonna rise to the top

00:58:16.980 and do you know how many followers he has or like i think probably 100k probably okay that's so true

00:58:21.380 he's going somewhere 100 and people think that like making it in social media you have to just go

00:58:27.620 viral once and then that's it and then you made it you have to go viral consistently with undeniable

00:58:33.480 talent like 20 times at least you know and then you kind of have you coast on your laurels a little

00:58:39.220 bit because sometimes people will have like their content like i had this in the beginning with

00:58:42.620 fleckus man in the street where someone would repost my video without tagging me and get like

00:58:47.100 3 million views and i would be like no you need to tag me i would have had so many followers this

00:58:52.060 is mine you monetize my work i didn't get any followers no one knows and that sucks and that's 0.68

00:58:57.180 part of the game that's part of the come up yeah but then if you go viral undeniably 20 more times

00:59:02.460 then it's all brand name it's all good and then that facial recognition from that video that went viral

00:59:08.700 that you weren't tagged on still kind of counts because it's exactly some of the parts right yeah so

00:59:13.060 whenever someone gets mad for not getting tagged deep down they're insecure about themselves not

00:59:19.620 making it interesting because they think like i needed that if i don't have that i'm now it's

00:59:24.100 fucked that was my only chance like that was my only chance what do you think you're not gonna have 0.83

00:59:27.440 new ideas better ideas same with people stealing ideas um it's the same mindset yeah oh you stole my 0.97

00:59:33.380 idea that was one idea i had of 10 i'll have 10 more next week boom have it whatever um interestingly

00:59:39.060 enough the subject matter of that song the bathroom somebody pooped while you were waiting to pee

00:59:43.440 this kind of happened to me recently not bathroom related but i was at my building's little gym it's

00:59:51.820 like a little gym just like a set of dumbbells two treadmills bike you know small room elliptical and

00:59:58.120 like a big workout machine i i go in there i see a black woman has nothing to do with the story just 1.00

01:00:07.460 context black woman in there i'm like walking around i wait it's a smallish gym i don't like 0.93

01:00:13.760 being in there when people are in there i walk in after they're gone this woman place smells like 1.00

01:00:20.040 shit absolute sharpest bo you know that sharp lingering bo you know that whole seinfeld episode 0.99

01:00:26.180 of that sharp the bo's in the car it was literally that it's disgusting disgusting um and i open the door 0.99

01:00:33.380 and i'm doing this like trying to get air in and out of the room because it smelled so bad and i was

01:00:38.200 about to start my workout then lo and behold five six seven minutes later skinny asian guy walks in 0.98

01:00:45.580 place smells like shit still he looks at me i didn't say anything you let him think it was you 0.98

01:00:52.560 i i'm not gonna correct him i have my headphones on but i took the blame for that place smelling like 0.99

01:00:57.880 shit because some girl has bad hygiene like can't relate to that story i would immediately when that 1.00

01:01:03.960 person walks in before they even smelled it be like yo something smells bad in here is letting you know 0.99

01:01:08.840 some lady was in here before i didn't want the convo i didn't want it and i don't care i don't care 1.00

01:01:13.100 what that guy thinks of me so but show watchers know yeah it wasn't me all right let's go to the

01:01:18.480 deaf rapper another talented music guy this is this one yeah

01:01:24.380 they'd be like yo definitely she got a disability right i'd be like what you got a disability right

01:01:36.840 oh yeah i got this ability to get the back this ability to be so thin flag look at my pet

01:01:43.360 i was born to flex looking so fly while i catch y'all check

01:01:46.440 that's good i just wanted the the deaf guys part turning disability into this ability 0.98

01:01:53.200 i got this ability smart that's good shit all right all right let's go uh the turtle 0.98

01:01:59.100 turtle's eating slop turtle eats the pond scum that's nice that's really good it's called an 0.99

01:02:08.680 ecosystem it's called someone's got to slurp it up pond scum's disgusting that's like my least

01:02:14.020 favorite part of like natural like still waters yeah this pond scum turtles eat it up that's like

01:02:20.180 that's how you know god's real smart everyone's got a little job uh and then we have also this

01:02:25.920 robot bathroom cleaner which is kind of similar to the turtle but this robot comes in opens the door

01:02:31.360 himself closes the door himself and he starts spraying this whole place down cleaning the toilet

01:02:36.840 touching the toilet with his hands he doesn't care he's kind of like the robot turtle of pond scum 0.59

01:02:42.580 bathroom you know what i'm saying yeah it's like the same energy of like uh a dirty job but 0.82

01:02:49.100 someone's got to do it send the robot in send the robot in you gotta you gotta swampy lake 0.99

01:02:54.840 buy some turtles fair i like shit like that let's go to the last clip ipad mom face 0.99

01:03:00.740 this kid's gotta have bottle time and he likes his mom and it works 0.99

01:03:10.600 i think he's a little confused he should be looking at the bottle by this point yeah he's

01:03:18.280 a little confused ipad went to sleep now your mom's dead mission failed all right well that's

01:03:25.560 the end of the episode nothing's left right no that's it we have a business shout out oh yeah

01:03:30.980 yeah as we do at the end of our friday episodes we shout out america first businesses these guys

01:03:36.080 made some cool conceal carry it's called the company is called leisure carry leisure carry um

01:03:42.440 and they're designed these gun clips are designed to uh holster a gun with like sweatpants or workout

01:03:50.000 pants or shorts um so i think you guys should follow their instagram it's at leisure carry

01:03:55.660 yep let's link in the description as well and uh shout out to them they made custom ones for

01:04:00.120 me and fleckis and uh yeah look great they look very cool and if you guys are a business that wants

01:04:06.600 to get shouted out obviously making us two of the product yeah i mean you cut the line i have a lot

01:04:12.820 of emails you cut the line i have a lot of business emails and like we are going to get to them you know

01:04:17.300 over time uh but but there's one way to cut the line and that's it so check them out follow them

01:04:23.160 gets a lot of you guys probably carry pick up some leisure carry uh if you sealers if you have

01:04:28.840 problems carrying with sweatpants or shorts or stuff like that or you wear that a lot um i think it's

01:04:34.660 a great product that is the way and this is not a business shout out no one paid us any money this

01:04:39.180 is just us shouting out america first company so make sure you guys go support uh and leave them

01:04:44.380 some reviews too we'll leave they'll have their website up so leave them some nice google i think

01:04:47.760 they have zero google reviews or something i i think i looked into it so that would be a nice to

01:04:52.040 spin that up yeah at least round up the troops leave some reviews thank you guys for watching we have

01:04:58.100 we're at the end of the episode we can kind of loosen up a little bit um big announcement in

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 25, 2023

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