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00:01:09.400 Welcome back to Fuckin' Socks, the podcast.

00:01:11.000 Episode 101.

00:01:12.940 Today on the show, crazy cat ladies reach a whole new level in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:01:18.300 Then, Logan Paul is about to marry a hooah.

00:01:21.500 We'll tell young men how to avoid situations like that.

00:01:24.320 Then, the West continues to fall.

00:01:26.500 This time, an old Asian woman gets KO'd and you won't believe what happens next.

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00:03:50.100 Housekeeping.

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00:04:06.440 We have some updates out of Hawaii.

00:04:08.300 Obviously, Hawaii got banged up last week, and there's still some unsettled stuff happening there.

00:04:16.140 Here's an interview with the mayor.

00:04:17.620 Basically, people are asking, where are all the missing kids and how many kids are missing?

00:04:21.200 Yeah.

00:04:21.480 It's like numbers are finally getting out, right?

00:04:23.440 Yeah.

00:04:23.620 There's basically 1,000 people missing with a certain percentage being kids.

00:04:26.700 I don't know.

00:04:30.060 Yes, you do.

00:04:32.080 How many children are missing?

00:04:35.300 You know.

00:04:35.700 I'll send you the answer to that.

00:04:37.500 I'd be happy to answer that.

00:04:38.640 You have no estimate as to how many children are missing?

00:04:41.360 Nothing?

00:04:41.500 I guess we can end this right now, if you guys want.

00:04:45.300 This is one of the biggest questions that the people of Mahina have, and you don't want to answer them.

00:04:49.360 It always takes one or two to ruin it for everybody.

00:04:52.380 Please.

00:04:52.740 This is our first time.

00:04:53.620 This is our only opportunity.

00:04:54.060 Well, we can say that about you.

00:04:55.560 You've ruined it for everybody.

00:04:56.600 You're welcome to say it.

00:04:58.260 You're the media.

00:04:58.960 You can say whatever you want.

00:04:59.700 You're a disaster.

00:05:01.100 It always takes one or two to ruin it for everybody.

00:05:03.420 It's like the most important question.

00:05:04.900 Yeah.

00:05:05.740 How many kids are missing?

00:05:06.980 Getting combative for reporters asking the single important question.

00:05:11.040 Yeah.

00:05:11.540 I don't know what kind of questions he was hoping for instead.

00:05:14.860 So what are you doing next week?

00:05:17.300 How's the diversity on the island?

00:05:19.020 Yeah.

00:05:19.360 Is the water being equitably distributed?

00:05:21.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:22.160 Cernovich made some great points about this.

00:05:23.860 He said that they would have impeached Trump over this.

00:05:26.040 Of course.

00:05:26.900 A hundred percent.

00:05:27.620 And remember when Time Magazine's cover was that girl who was separated from her mom at the border?

00:05:33.660 Oh, yeah.

00:05:34.220 And everyone freaked out about that.

00:05:35.900 It's like, well, there's hundreds of kids missing in Hawaii right now, American citizens.

00:05:41.580 No one really wants to talk about that.

00:05:43.440 Toodles.

00:05:43.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:45.060 And then there was an email that Trump sent out to his supporters.

00:05:47.440 It said, another disgrace I have to tell you about.

00:05:49.820 That's the subject line, which I kind of like.

00:05:51.820 Yeah.

00:05:52.040 He clicked by it.

00:05:52.620 Another disgrace I have to tell you about.

00:05:54.560 Yeah.

00:05:54.780 Which is a great subject line.

00:05:56.340 One more.

00:05:56.860 Like sends another email.

00:05:57.980 One more disgrace.

00:05:59.140 Another disgrace I need to tell you about.

00:06:00.980 So the first disgrace, I guess we can do Joe Biden.

00:06:04.800 Joe Biden is the first disgrace this week we're going to cover.

00:06:08.760 He did a speech the other day where he said America first is actually making America weaker.

00:06:14.420 His America first policy walking away from the rest of the world is just weaker, not stronger.

00:06:21.100 Take your word for it, Joe.

00:06:22.640 Yeah.

00:06:22.940 I do not like the Biden bot.

00:06:25.360 Yeah.

00:06:25.520 I like the original Biden better before he got switched.

00:06:29.360 Old school Biden.

00:06:30.320 He had he had some racial awareness in his heart.

00:06:32.640 Yeah.

00:06:32.960 He was friends with the segregationists.

00:06:34.760 Oh, yeah.

00:06:35.280 Yeah.

00:06:35.520 Yeah.

00:06:36.020 Look at how mean he was.

00:06:36.880 Look at those eyes back in the day.

00:06:38.320 He was square and blocky.

00:06:40.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:40.860 He was sharp.

00:06:41.440 He was pointed.

00:06:42.080 And now he's soft.

00:06:43.020 And he's, you know, America first is bad for America.

00:06:46.080 Sure.

00:06:46.680 Yeah.

00:06:46.940 And he changed his signature to the new Biden bot signature looks a little different.

00:06:50.480 Tough.

00:06:50.760 And then look at, so America first makes us weaker, I guess.

00:06:54.140 Let's see what the foreigners are saying about it.

00:06:55.960 Here's a guy who came from Nicaragua.

00:06:58.940 And let's see what his views on Biden are.

00:07:00.600 How long have you crossed the Nicaragua here?

00:07:02.620 No, well, from the border.

00:07:03.780 From the border to Mexico?

00:07:04.800 Yes.

00:07:05.760 Since you came here to the United States, how have you treated it?

00:07:09.420 The truth is, I've been fine.

00:07:11.740 What do you think about the President Joe Biden and if he makes you feel welcome here in

00:07:17.500 the United States?

00:07:18.500 Super.

00:07:19.020 Yes, of course.

00:07:19.500 Yes, of course, John Biden, of course, very good.

00:07:22.020 Joe Biden, very good.

00:07:22.420 The support that Joe Biden has given you to help you in your decision to navigate here?

00:07:30.520 Yes, of course, very much.

00:07:32.140 What is the specific thing about Joe Biden's advice about Joe Biden?

00:07:34.660 Well, he's supporting a lot of immigrants.

00:07:37.300 He's giving, more than all, the privilege of being in a country, of helping us.

00:07:42.180 Because for us, immigrants, being here, it does not make us very good.

00:07:46.740 I just realized the audio-only people are getting smoked there.

00:07:58.460 Yeah.

00:07:58.620 Speak American.

00:07:59.280 But yeah, basically, he's expressing his admiration and how much Joe Biden has encouraged him to

00:08:05.920 come to America.

00:08:06.900 And then what does he talk about immediately after?

00:08:09.180 How it's going to help his whole family.

00:08:10.900 In Nicaragua.

00:08:11.720 So he comes to America to immediately start taking money out of the circulation here.

00:08:16.060 He takes out cash.

00:08:16.960 Right to Nicaragua.

00:08:18.440 And sends it back home.

00:08:19.740 So America, first off, is bad for Americans, Joe Biden says.

00:08:23.480 And then Nicaraguan migrants are loving this new Joe Biden mindset and attitude.

00:08:30.380 So who do you believe?

00:08:31.740 Yeah.

00:08:32.020 Makes you kind of wonder.

00:08:33.600 Let's go to the next disgrace of housekeeping.

00:08:35.840 But that's, I just want to say, that's like a hidden super bad thing about the immigration

00:08:40.960 is remittance payments is immediately sending half your paycheck to Mexico, immediately sending

00:08:45.980 it to Nicaragua.

00:08:46.820 And it's like, okay, usually everybody here gets paid and we stimulate the economy and

00:08:51.960 it goes circular and $1 turns to 20.

00:08:54.520 Here, it's just gone, baby.

00:08:56.240 Sent out.

00:08:56.780 Yep.

00:08:57.360 So our next disgrace, the DeSantis campaign.

00:09:00.980 Let's go over the stats first.

00:09:02.900 There was a stat that came out that says 71% of Trump supporters feel what they...

00:09:09.180 The question is, feel what they tell you is true.

00:09:12.080 And then it gave them some options for Trump supporters.

00:09:14.380 And it said Trump, friends and family, conservative media figures, and religious leaders.

00:09:19.460 So it's basically saying that Trump supporters are saying that they trust Trump more than they

00:09:25.300 trust friends and family and conservative media figures and religious leaders.

00:09:29.560 So 71% say they trust Trump the most.

00:09:33.260 Yeah.

00:09:33.420 And only 63% for friends and family.

00:09:36.020 So pretty interesting.

00:09:37.720 DeSantis advisors be like, I think you can take this guy.

00:09:40.780 We should run against this guy.

00:09:42.260 People trust him more than their family.

00:09:44.100 Let's take him out.

00:09:45.360 This is our year.

00:09:46.300 Don't wait till 2028.

00:09:47.720 I think we got him.

00:09:48.700 Yeah.

00:09:49.060 Yeah.

00:09:49.360 Let's not make these people our allies long-term and get the DeSantis treatment later.

00:09:54.160 Let's try and challenge this guy in the primary before he goes on a revenge tour.

00:09:59.280 People basically have a religious experience when he speaks.

00:10:02.320 But, you know...

00:10:02.780 I think we got him.

00:10:03.780 Let's take him out.

00:10:05.940 And then there was a DeSantis statement that kind of came out going against some things that

00:10:10.740 Trump said.

00:10:11.320 And here it is.

00:10:11.980 The dishonest media refuses to report the facts.

00:10:14.180 And then he does a paragraph.

00:10:15.740 It's too long.

00:10:16.780 They didn't read it.

00:10:17.360 We're not going to read it.

00:10:18.640 Sorry, Ron.

00:10:19.340 Sorry, Ron.

00:10:20.360 Tweet length.

00:10:21.080 Tweet length shit.

00:10:21.920 Keep it tight, Ron.

00:10:22.700 Listen, five, ten words.

00:10:24.540 I'm not reading all that.

00:10:26.360 All right.

00:10:26.960 Let's move on.

00:10:27.820 We also have the Ron DeSantis gritting his teeth weird thing.

00:10:31.060 This is what he does.

00:10:34.640 Oh.

00:10:35.440 Yeah.

00:10:35.760 He's just like a...

00:10:36.860 He's like an autistic guy.

00:10:38.600 I think he's been taking...

00:10:40.760 I don't know if I can even say this.

00:10:42.520 That looks like a little Ritteral.

00:10:44.200 A little Adderal type of...

00:10:45.660 With the weight loss, too.

00:10:46.920 I don't know.

00:10:47.360 Yeah.

00:10:47.780 Yeah.

00:10:48.100 Yeah.

00:10:48.320 He's taking his pills.

00:10:49.700 Well, you got to do what you got to do, I guess.

00:10:51.860 Yeah.

00:10:52.000 So that's another disgrace.

00:10:54.260 We're moving on.

00:10:55.160 We're into page two of housekeeping.

00:10:56.700 Make sure you guys tickle the post, juice the algorithm, leave your comments, make sure

00:11:01.460 notifications are turned on, like the video.

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00:11:04.840 We got a lot of good algo juicing last week because of episode 100.

00:11:09.520 Yeah.

00:11:09.660 But let's not forget to get these algos juiced.

00:11:13.160 Episode 101, just as important as 100, to be honest.

00:11:16.060 Exactly.

00:11:16.380 More important, if anything.

00:11:17.940 Because we're still doing it.

00:11:18.820 Yeah.

00:11:18.940 All right.

00:11:19.760 Let's move on.

00:11:20.240 Everyone's talking about Logan Paul and his new fiance.

00:11:25.280 Basically, Logan Paul's got engaged to Nina Agdahl.

00:11:28.640 Is that her name?

00:11:29.220 Yeah.

00:11:29.440 Nina Agdahl, who was like a it girl supermodel of the early 2000s.

00:11:33.880 Logan Paul, we're given the abbreviated version here, but Logan Paul has an upcoming fight

00:11:38.160 with Dylan Danis, and Dylan Danis has weaponized her promiscuous, whatever you want to call

00:11:43.620 it, past, just by incessantly posting pictures of her with other men, noodling, making out,

00:11:50.580 getting her ass grabbed.

00:11:51.540 Leo DiCaprio's in there.

00:11:53.160 Everyone made out with her on a boat somewhere.

00:11:55.260 Yeah.

00:11:55.620 Yeah.

00:11:56.160 Pretty much.

00:11:56.920 It's not good.

00:11:57.560 And it's kind of good to bring shame back a little bit, too.

00:12:00.200 Well, that's what I was going to say is shame.

00:12:02.780 It's like we always talk about shame and how women have no shame and their husbands should

00:12:08.440 do it, their father.

00:12:10.540 But then everybody starts shaming one person and it gets, whoa, you're picking on her.

00:12:16.340 Yeah.

00:12:16.760 So I don't know.

00:12:17.380 I think it's good to bring the shame back a little.

00:12:19.480 She's 31 and she's engaged now, but she had, I don't know, a little too much fun in her

00:12:25.020 20s.

00:12:25.680 She'd get tongue down by everybody.

00:12:27.540 There's photos of it.

00:12:28.880 It's kind of like, it's embarrassing for Logan Paul.

00:12:32.040 Very much.

00:12:32.560 And to be fair, she was also like a model just taking pictures with any guy, really.

00:12:37.180 So there is some extra there, but she was definitely getting, you know, passed around

00:12:43.320 by the Hollywood kind of guys.

00:12:44.700 Yeah.

00:12:45.040 She was the it girl.

00:12:46.400 And then Logan Paul also made fun of his Christian co-host a bunch of times.

00:12:51.840 So that's kind of like a, this is what you get situation.

00:12:55.460 That's what you get.

00:12:56.480 And, and also for the record, I've always thought Logan Paul was cringe and not that funny and

00:13:01.960 not that smart, but because he's like very rich and famous and has a huge following and

00:13:07.060 successful on social media, you kind of don't like, you just, you know, you give him the

00:13:11.780 benefit of the doubt.

00:13:12.580 Basically, he's got something going for him, right?

00:13:14.440 He's got something.

00:13:15.180 He's got some people on his tie.

00:13:16.160 But yeah, he's good at what he does, you know, give him the benefit of the doubt.

00:13:19.680 But now that he's getting engaged to this girl, it's kind of like water seeking its

00:13:25.160 own level and you see where he's at and it's not good.

00:13:28.940 Marrying a girl who can't say no to men, it's not, it's not going to work out for you.

00:13:33.420 Yeah.

00:13:33.640 And then one interesting piece that I thought of, it's like, no, like Leo DiCaprio, she

00:13:37.660 dated Leo.

00:13:38.420 She goes and dates another guy.

00:13:39.940 Then she goes and dates another guy, then another.

00:13:43.440 And nobody cares if she took the appropriate, like, oh, two month break in between them.

00:13:48.620 They just see the numbers start adding up and they go, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:51.420 What's it on this receipt?

00:13:52.320 Nobody cares if she did it the right way, you know?

00:13:54.340 Yeah.

00:13:54.580 And it's revealing something about the male psyche.

00:13:57.520 Nobody wants a wife with a ran through past, you know what I mean?

00:14:02.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:04.300 And then Sam Hyde had a great tweet about this.

00:14:07.140 He said, billionaires and celebrities can't get good women.

00:14:09.920 Bezos, Gates, Musk, Logan Paul, pick anyone you've heard of.

00:14:13.520 You, a Best Buy employee, can if you're lucky.

00:14:16.460 If you have a good woman, you are beating most billionaires and celebs at life.

00:14:20.360 Don't forget to value what you have if you're one of the lucky ones.

00:14:23.280 Yes, very true.

00:14:24.220 Which is basically what's going on there.

00:14:26.060 And we've seen, like, I've seen these photos of Logan Paul and the girl.

00:14:29.820 And it's like, she gives him that fake smile where it's just like more showing teeth.

00:14:34.020 But you can see the lie in her eyes.

00:14:35.800 Like, she doesn't actually like him.

00:14:36.980 But she's showing the teeth and doing the smile.

00:14:39.360 But there's something like right in this area where you can tell it's fake.

00:14:44.000 For sure.

00:14:44.320 And you can just see it.

00:14:45.340 The Kanye line comes to mind.

00:14:46.720 One good girl is worth a thousand bitches as well.

00:14:49.280 So true.

00:14:49.960 I don't tend to say bitches like that.

00:14:51.360 But, you know, Kanye, he is poetic.

00:14:53.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:55.500 And then everyone, you know, who dated her in the past, too.

00:14:58.660 It's like everyone kind of had her.

00:15:01.140 And they didn't have to get engaged or, you know.

00:15:05.020 No big event on the Italian islands or something.

00:15:08.420 Yeah.

00:15:08.740 Or promised, like, a life of commitment.

00:15:10.920 They kind of just like, hey, you want to go to One Oak?

00:15:13.700 Yeah.

00:15:13.980 And it's like, yeah.

00:15:14.880 And, like, that was it.

00:15:15.800 So, you know, set an example, I guess, for young men watching.

00:15:20.120 It's like the goal isn't necessarily to be like Logan Paul.

00:15:23.500 Because he, even though he's rich and famous and has all the stuff he has, there's some stuff that's missing that's actually more important.

00:15:31.360 Is there any other stuff on that section that we need to get to?

00:15:34.100 Logan Paul type stuff?

00:15:35.140 Yeah.

00:15:35.960 Not really.

00:15:36.840 You want this pick?

00:15:38.820 No.

00:15:39.460 That's, what is that, Johnny Root in a trans person?

00:15:41.800 That's the second week in a row that's been in there.

00:15:43.260 That's from last week.

00:15:44.440 Where did he even go with that person?

00:15:47.120 I don't know, man.

00:15:47.840 That looks like, I don't know, Lake Tahoe?

00:15:49.780 Was he on vacation with them?

00:15:51.180 I don't know.

00:15:52.140 All right.

00:15:52.400 Let's just get out of this section completely.

00:15:54.280 We're still in housekeeping.

00:15:55.320 It's a very important housekeeping.

00:15:56.660 We have another page and a half total.

00:15:58.600 COVID lockdowns are potentially coming back.

00:16:01.580 I keep hearing little murmurs of that, but I haven't actually seen anything substantial.

00:16:05.480 Yeah.

00:16:05.800 What did you see?

00:16:07.080 Alex Jones had a TSA whistleblower on who basically said, starting mid-September,

00:16:12.740 they're going to make the plane workers wear masks, and then in October, they're going to

00:16:19.120 make everyone wear masks, and then by the winter, they're going to do lockdowns and have

00:16:24.120 COVID stuff coming back because of a new strain that's going around now.

00:16:28.400 Gotcha.

00:16:29.120 So maybe the new strain actually kills people.

00:16:31.200 I don't know.

00:16:31.740 Any TSA show watchers out there?

00:16:34.060 What are you hearing?

00:16:34.580 It doesn't really ring true to me that there's like a month-by-month plan.

00:16:38.620 I don't know.

00:16:39.300 It kind of rings true to me, and we've talked about it in the show before, and I've said they

00:16:43.380 could bring it back for the election.

00:16:45.380 So I'm on the team that believes that COVID could come back because they have such a good

00:16:51.440 system, especially for the election with the mail-in votes.

00:16:53.900 Man, just as soon as those zero COVID people were trying to get out to like a Barbie movie

00:16:57.720 and stuff, they thought the light at the end of the tunnel was there.

00:17:01.220 Yeah, and imagine if you believe that COVID was man-made and released on purpose, then

00:17:07.340 it makes you think maybe this new strain actually kills people, and they're going to play the

00:17:12.020 long game, and then like the vaccine people were right.

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00:17:27.320 Hashtag make a play.

00:17:28.800 That's what you've always been saying, is they were going to roll out another version

00:17:33.360 now that everybody's guard is down, that actually kills people.

00:17:36.720 And everyone's going to go, no, I'm not doing this.

00:17:38.700 I'm not locking down.

00:17:39.720 And it's like, hmm, this one actually does kill people.

00:17:43.460 All right, let's move on.

00:17:44.160 We have a lot of important things to get to.

00:17:45.680 I just want to get this on the record.

00:17:47.040 It's kind of like a yearly reminder.

00:17:48.900 Monty Python sucks.

00:17:51.460 I don't like Monty Python.

00:17:53.040 I don't think it's funny.

00:17:54.160 Never thought it was funny.

00:17:55.020 I didn't even watch it.

00:17:56.480 It's so bad.

00:17:57.700 Same with Bill Murray.

00:17:58.840 It's just every year we kind of have to remind everybody.

00:18:01.580 All right, moving on.

00:18:02.920 TikTok.

00:18:03.480 You know how China owns TikTok?

00:18:04.940 Yeah.

00:18:05.280 You know how it's like a predatory social media that's meant to like wire the brains

00:18:09.620 of young Americans in a very bad way?

00:18:11.660 Yeah.

00:18:12.320 And TikTok, it's like a clock.

00:18:15.000 You could almost take it as a threat.

00:18:17.340 Yeah.

00:18:17.800 TikTok, America.

00:18:20.320 Time's almost up.

00:18:21.460 We're getting your kids.

00:18:22.620 Yeah.

00:18:23.040 That's kind of what I just realized.

00:18:24.600 I was like, damn, TikTok.

00:18:26.380 That's a threat.

00:18:27.220 That's China threatening us.

00:18:28.920 Yeah.

00:18:29.520 All right.

00:18:30.000 Let's move on.

00:18:30.600 You know people deface art and they go to the place and they throw soup on the art and

00:18:34.700 they try and like make a climate change point and whatever?

00:18:38.200 Of course.

00:18:39.000 I don't think those people are serious because every time they do that, they just throw tomato

00:18:43.500 soup on a painting that probably has a protective film over it.

00:18:46.580 Yeah, of course.

00:18:47.080 Imagine if you took a cheese grater to the Mona Lisa and we're just like, can't fix that.

00:18:54.640 Yeah.

00:18:54.880 That would actually damage the artwork.

00:18:56.820 Yeah.

00:18:57.300 All right.

00:18:57.680 So if you're serious, start stabbing and cutting and shredding.

00:19:02.540 That's a lot harder to repair and you'll probably make your point a little bit easier.

00:19:07.840 Does that make sense?

00:19:08.560 A little bit, but I think most of those good ones are behind glass no matter what.

00:19:12.680 So, well, imagine you boom, boom, boom with like a pocket knife.

00:19:16.560 Yeah.

00:19:17.060 Yeah.

00:19:17.300 How do you fix holes?

00:19:18.940 I don't know.

00:19:19.920 I don't know.

00:19:20.280 The ones you're just cleaning and scraping off layers.

00:19:22.720 How do you, how do you fix a shredded picture?

00:19:25.620 Yeah.

00:19:26.080 Let's move on to something more important.

00:19:27.960 You know, John.

00:19:28.440 Please.

00:19:29.200 Please.

00:19:29.980 My John Fetterman puts are not paying.

00:19:33.320 I know.

00:19:33.860 Everyone thought this was an easy trade.

00:19:36.000 Oh, John Fetterman, he had a stroke and he can't talk like buy puts.

00:19:39.480 But the problem is, I guess it was priced in already.

00:19:42.840 Yeah.

00:19:43.200 The volatility was extremely priced in.

00:19:45.360 Yeah.

00:19:45.620 He's starting to look better.

00:19:46.940 He's looking kind of normal back.

00:19:48.500 And now my trade's getting away from me.

00:19:50.340 And looking normal versus being able to speak normal, two very different things.

00:19:54.580 But yeah.

00:19:56.060 It's getting away from you.

00:19:56.760 The theta decay.

00:19:57.520 That kills you.

00:19:58.180 The theta decay is killing me.

00:20:00.040 Every day I lose on my John Fetterman puts.

00:20:03.780 All right.

00:20:04.080 Let's move on.

00:20:04.800 People with entertaining talents, PETs or pets.

00:20:07.820 I have a new type of comedy that I've really been enjoying online.

00:20:13.580 It's called Bad Stand-Up.

00:20:15.600 It's pretty simple.

00:20:16.620 It's called Horrible Stand-Up.

00:20:18.660 It's stand-up comedians who just do a really bad job and do really bad jokes.

00:20:24.000 And I found a few that I want to play today.

00:20:26.680 Let's just let them rip in any order you want.

00:20:28.820 Okay.

00:20:29.920 Do you guys know a legendary wrestler named Andre the Giant?

00:20:33.580 Yeah.

00:20:34.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:34.960 The thing is, you guys, the day he passed away was the day I was born.

00:20:42.280 January 27, 1993, you guys.

00:20:46.080 So do you guys believe in reincarnation?

00:20:49.080 That makes me Andre the Giant, you guys.

00:20:55.420 Where's the punchline?

00:20:56.640 He forgot to write the joke.

00:20:57.820 He just kept saying, you guys.

00:20:59.340 Okay, let's do another one.

00:21:02.580 These are like, this is where it's at.

00:21:04.240 This one's my favorite.

00:21:05.780 I just received a text message.

00:21:07.920 My friend said he will bring chimpanzees to my party tomorrow.

00:21:13.560 Well, I really hope what he means is champagne.

00:21:16.520 I get it.

00:21:22.040 Of course.

00:21:23.440 That's like, it looks, it looks, that joke in Chinese on paper looks great.

00:21:28.800 But right now it's a little tough.

00:21:31.120 Let's do the last one.

00:21:32.480 I had a friend tell me a couple weeks ago that I have a drinking problem.

00:21:37.580 I'm like, I do have a drinking problem.

00:21:40.580 I'm good at drinking.

00:21:45.980 And then that was it.

00:21:49.020 So I don't know.

00:21:50.380 Obviously these jokes aren't funny, but it's almost like an anti-humor.

00:21:54.240 It's almost like an anti-humor humor where it's like, they don't realize it's not funny.

00:21:59.640 They're going into it thinking it's going to be funny.

00:22:01.880 But then the fact that it's so not funny almost makes it funny.

00:22:05.320 Like I'm laughing when I watch it.

00:22:06.740 It's made the show.

00:22:07.460 Made the show.

00:22:08.460 Made the podcast.

00:22:09.360 I don't know if it's even considered not funny, but in context with everything else at play,

00:22:15.440 it actually is hilarious.

00:22:16.940 Yeah.

00:22:17.540 So that's pretty good.

00:22:19.600 That weird Johnny Root picture.

00:22:21.060 I'm glad that, I don't know, it keeps coming up on my thing.

00:22:25.280 I have it listed there.

00:22:26.220 What's this Johnny Root picture?

00:22:26.760 You put it in your notes?

00:22:27.520 I thought this was an accident.

00:22:28.680 Well, the first one was, but I just don't get, I just don't get where he was with this person.

00:22:32.900 Doesn't it look like Photoshop?

00:22:34.820 Oh, I don't think you can Photoshop.

00:22:36.040 It's outside.

00:22:36.640 You can't Photoshop that.

00:22:37.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:38.400 All right.

00:22:39.080 Whatever.

00:22:39.540 Let's move on.

00:22:40.540 There's a restaurant here in New Orleans that Richard Rapoy and I have gone to.

00:22:44.100 It's called Turkey and the Wolf.

00:22:45.960 Hipster spot.

00:22:47.060 Hipster doofus place.

00:22:49.160 They have like this fried bologna sandwich.

00:22:51.340 You're supposed to get it.

00:22:52.160 That they're famous for.

00:22:53.080 Like that's the thing they're famous for.

00:22:54.380 It's like a little bologna sandwich, right?

00:22:55.940 And then they sent an email out to all their customers and this is what it said.

00:23:00.220 We got this restaurant off the ground with a sort of go with the flow mentality,

00:23:04.220 not really questioning our reality or considering our blind spots.

00:23:07.740 In retrospect, this was lazy and dangerous.

00:23:10.720 Harm is constantly being committed against black people, indigenous people, Asian Americans,

00:23:16.680 Pacific Islanders, migrants, other people of color, people with disabilities, women,

00:23:21.620 transgender people, queer communities, and others experiencing unique or overlapping systems

00:23:26.100 of oppression.

00:23:27.140 As white cisgendered, able-bodied restaurant owners, we benefit from these systems of oppression.

00:23:33.180 Understanding our own racism is a matter of life and death.

00:23:36.020 Writing this note is a performance of the bare minimum that really doesn't count for

00:23:40.840 shit in the broader conversation of solidarity, but hopefully it tells you something about

00:23:45.180 our space.

00:23:46.100 If you don't fully align with the pursuit to eradicate patriarchal white supremacy, this

00:23:50.680 ain't the restaurant for you.

00:23:51.860 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:23:55.620 You guys make bologna sandwiches.

00:23:57.880 Make the fucking sandwich.

00:23:59.160 What are you telling me about all this?

00:24:01.260 Like, who wrote this?

00:24:02.580 One person who works there?

00:24:04.320 Yeah.

00:24:04.780 Or was it everybody, is everybody on board with this?

00:24:07.380 It's so performative, too.

00:24:09.100 It's like every buzzword you can in two paragraphs without really saying anything.

00:24:13.580 Yeah.

00:24:14.000 I guess it's like this statement is the bare minimum.

00:24:17.460 And it's like, and that's all you're going to do.

00:24:19.020 And what does the statement even do?

00:24:20.260 We make fun of it.

00:24:21.120 Yeah, nothing.

00:24:21.960 It's not healthy at all.

00:24:22.900 Make the fucking bologna sandwiches.

00:24:24.100 And we went there one time, and they gave us expired Diet Cokes.

00:24:29.820 The cans come, they're cans, and it was like two months expired and flat.

00:24:33.940 Flat.

00:24:34.640 Get your fucking house in order before you start saying buzzwords.

00:24:37.760 Yeah, you have a lot of other things to look out for before you worry about the Pacific

00:24:41.020 Islanders or whatever.

00:24:42.120 The Pacific Islander population in New Orleans.

00:24:44.980 Yeah.

00:24:45.520 Classic.

00:24:46.040 And meanwhile, your orders are just expired Diet Coke.

00:24:49.260 I guess it's cheaper.

00:24:50.020 So we're going to be prank calling them soon.

00:24:52.860 I think that's the least we could do.

00:24:55.060 Yeah, we have to.

00:24:56.040 Let's go to the person who was discriminated against.

00:24:58.980 Yeah, let's see.

00:24:59.760 This is probably who they wrote the letter for, basically.

00:25:01.680 I feel like discrimination has gone out of hand.

00:25:06.700 I was discriminated against twice tonight in less than two hours.

00:25:11.220 Let me explain while I take off the makeup that I covered myself in to appease the public eye to get hired at jobs that I really don't even want.

00:25:31.320 So she takes off her makeup and she has tattoos all over her face and she says, I had to put the makeup on for a job I didn't even want.

00:25:41.140 But then you got discriminated against because you didn't get hired for the job you didn't want.

00:25:45.420 So you have a bad attitude, you're covered in stupid tattoos, you tattooed your eyeballs.

00:25:51.520 Your eyes are black.

00:25:53.240 And you don't even want the job.

00:25:55.160 I'm sure that energy was received.

00:25:58.320 And then you didn't get hired and now it's discrimination.

00:26:01.780 Yeah.

00:26:02.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:02.720 My favorite part is someone, there's someone in this person's life, the mother, who's just been like, no, every step of the way, you can't, you're never going to get a job with that.

00:26:12.840 She's like an old Italian mom or something.

00:26:14.980 No, not, no, that's enough, Stacy, whatever her actual name is.

00:26:18.840 And every step along the way, she said, no, mom, you don't get it.

00:26:22.300 You're too old.

00:26:23.220 You don't get it.

00:26:23.920 And now she can't even get hired at Denny's.

00:26:25.660 I can't imagine these jobs were very high end either.

00:26:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:29.140 Probably customer facing and it's like, eh, I have a business.

00:26:32.120 I don't want you facing my customers.

00:26:34.240 Let's get a teenager in here.

00:26:35.520 Yeah.

00:26:35.960 Like a nice looking regular teenager.

00:26:38.620 And I'll have to hire a new one in two years when he goes off to college.

00:26:41.400 But it's better than this.

00:26:42.960 Yeah.

00:26:43.220 Go work for Turkey and the Wolf.

00:26:44.860 Yeah.

00:26:45.220 They'll hire you.

00:26:46.120 Get in there.

00:26:46.400 They have to.

00:26:47.140 They have to.

00:26:47.800 You're discriminated against as a woman.

00:26:49.820 All right.

00:26:50.440 Disney.

00:26:51.760 Disney has a new model for one of their Darth Vader costumes.

00:26:55.340 That's kind of problematic.

00:26:57.220 I guess Turkey and the Wolf would agree with us on that.

00:26:59.560 Of course.

00:26:59.960 Uh, we have a kid in a Darth Vader outfit doing a Hitler salute.

00:27:04.720 And I guess he's also disabled, which is just on the side.

00:27:08.040 So that that's neutral.

00:27:09.440 That's penalties offset.

00:27:11.000 Yeah.

00:27:11.500 Replay first down, right?

00:27:12.940 Hitler salute plus this.

00:27:14.460 I think it's doing a force.

00:27:15.720 He's doing the force.

00:27:16.580 He's choking, but hopefully comes off a little Hitler.

00:27:19.960 All right.

00:27:20.560 Moving on.

00:27:21.460 Last thing of housekeeping.

00:27:23.040 Oliver Anthony got offered 8 million bucks and he turned it down.

00:27:27.300 Oliver Anthony, you got to take the 8 million.

00:27:28.840 You got to take the 8 million, bro.

00:27:30.880 I know it's contrarian and we probably like you more for turning it down, but you got to

00:27:35.120 take the 8 million, right?

00:27:36.120 He said nothing special about me.

00:27:38.140 He should.

00:27:38.480 Well, they probably would have made him do like a tour and give him a bus and make him

00:27:42.380 go all over the country and suck his soul.

00:27:44.580 Of course.

00:27:45.080 Of course.

00:27:45.600 But it's 8 million.

00:27:46.840 So you do it for a year and then you take the 8 million.

00:27:50.200 Debatable.

00:27:50.940 Yeah.

00:27:51.460 All right.

00:27:52.080 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:27:54.160 Nice express housekeeping.

00:27:55.600 It was three pages.

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00:28:40.040 Cringe of the week.

00:28:44.000 Our first clip of cringe, the dead cat, uh, fake baby thing.

00:28:50.060 Charlie's my dead cat.

00:28:51.660 She's inside of Owen right now.

00:28:53.840 I want to take her outside of Owen and put her in the new baby I made yesterday.

00:29:03.140 Uh, Charlie leaked.

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00:29:18.940 Hashtag make a play.

00:29:22.540 You know what I'm going to say?

00:29:25.120 Patty wagon.

00:29:26.020 Patty wagon.

00:29:26.960 You know what I'm going to say?

00:29:28.220 You know what I'm going to say?

00:29:29.740 What?

00:29:30.480 Trans in a month.

00:29:31.860 Ooh.

00:29:32.480 She's got a month.

00:29:33.600 How hasn't you gotten trans yet?

00:29:35.640 She'll be trans in a month.

00:29:37.340 Fake baby cat ashes.

00:29:39.240 This is leaking too.

00:29:41.260 If a man was doing this, we'd say serial killer.

00:29:43.960 If a girl, I guess we say trans in a month.

00:29:46.660 I don't know.

00:29:47.000 You've got to be rocking on the padded floor somewhere.

00:29:49.600 Crazy.

00:29:50.140 Uh, that's like a final form cat lady.

00:29:51.880 When all the cats die, what happens?

00:29:54.120 And you're a cat lady?

00:29:55.220 Ashes in a fake baby.

00:29:56.320 You put the ashes in a fake baby.

00:29:58.120 And then, so she's walking around leaking cat ashes.

00:30:01.820 Yeah, that's good.

00:30:02.580 She said it was leaking.

00:30:04.300 Um, all right, let's move on.

00:30:05.520 There's a new gay species discovered.

00:30:08.660 This men in black one?

00:30:10.060 Yeah.

00:30:10.380 So he's very tall and slender.

00:30:14.140 And he likes being tall.

00:30:15.640 He likes being tall.

00:30:17.380 He's committed to the bit, it's called.

00:30:19.700 Taking pictures.

00:30:21.140 It's kind of like in men in black where they go to that underground facility where all the

00:30:24.680 aliens are working like side by side with humans.

00:30:27.260 Yeah.

00:30:27.440 And there's like all different kinds, like the huge fat ones, the one with 10 heads,

00:30:30.420 and then there's like the tall skinny one.

00:30:31.880 Yeah.

00:30:32.220 It's kind of like a men in black situation, which I like.

00:30:35.060 I like characters.

00:30:36.340 Okay.

00:30:37.000 All right.

00:30:37.400 So that could be a pet.

00:30:38.680 Didn't expect that.

00:30:39.560 A ringing endorsement.

00:30:40.720 Yeah.

00:30:40.900 Because it reminded you of a movie.

00:30:42.300 Okay.

00:30:42.800 That's fair.

00:30:43.680 Well, it's fun to see diversity.

00:30:45.540 Okay.

00:30:46.320 That kind of diversity.

00:30:47.560 Yeah.

00:30:47.940 Seven foot tall twink.

00:30:50.580 You like freaks.

00:30:51.920 Freaks.

00:30:52.560 Okay.

00:30:52.820 That's another way to put it.

00:30:53.780 All right.

00:30:54.020 Let's go on to the lesbians who moved to a safe neighborhood and they're complaining

00:30:57.540 about it.

00:30:58.180 Of course.

00:30:59.500 In May, my partner and I moved cross country from Austin to the Denver area, and we accidentally

00:31:04.060 ended up in a super conservative neighborhood.

00:31:05.940 Our neighborhood is filled with American flags and military flags and a whole lot of white

00:31:10.480 men driving trucks, and it doesn't feel particularly safe for us as women of color who are lesbians.

00:31:15.440 But we still wanted to show our pride.

00:31:16.980 So rather than putting our pride flag outside where someone could damage it or steal it, we decided

00:31:21.380 to hang it up inside in a front window.

00:31:23.260 Which looked like this.

00:31:24.780 Everything was good and well in June, but then in July, we received a warning from our

00:31:28.760 HOA.

00:31:29.460 And the notice was confusingly written, like they couldn't quite figure out which rule or

00:31:32.820 regulation applied in this situation.

00:31:34.640 It first said that we can't have a flag as a window covering, and if we want to fly a

00:31:38.560 flag, it has to be outside on a flagpole.

00:31:40.600 It then said that all holiday decorations must be taken down within one week of their respective

00:31:45.400 holiday, implying that our pride flag can only be flown in the month of June.

00:31:50.000 Because you know, we're only gay in June.

00:31:51.540 Basically, it's some bullshit.

00:31:52.700 And if I owned this house, you can bet I would fire up my law degree and I would fight

00:31:56.840 back.

00:31:57.840 Well, you rent.

00:31:59.380 You rent.

00:31:59.960 You don't.

00:32:00.580 First of all, the trans flag is an eyesore.

00:32:03.920 Every color that there is in blocky geometric shapes.

00:32:07.640 It's an ugly flag.

00:32:08.680 It's an ugly flag, aesthetically not pleasing.

00:32:12.400 I think even gay and trans people might admit that.

00:32:15.260 It's an ugly, blocky, useless flag.

00:32:17.340 And it also means that you're pro-child genital mutilation.

00:32:21.700 So that's kind of the bed you made, 99.

00:32:25.020 Talk yourself in.

00:32:25.740 I love how she says, you know, we accidentally moved to a conservative neighborhood.

00:32:29.960 We thought it was all great.

00:32:30.880 Like, I'm sure the crime was low.

00:32:32.900 The neighborhood and house was nice.

00:32:34.840 The streets were kept nice.

00:32:36.760 There's good schools.

00:32:38.040 She doesn't even know, like, what attracted her to that neighborhood is like the qualities

00:32:42.600 that these type of people, like, attribute.

00:32:46.020 Exactly.

00:32:46.760 They just do it.

00:32:47.760 And it's like, hmm, is this neighborhood of some of its parts?

00:32:51.260 No.

00:32:51.860 It's just a good neighborhood.

00:32:53.240 And it got taken over by these white guys in trucks.

00:32:56.400 Exactly.

00:32:57.040 So it's like, clearly the neighborhood was good because it's a conservative neighborhood.

00:33:00.800 And then you say, I don't feel safe because there's all white military guys with trucks

00:33:04.860 and American flags.

00:33:06.320 That's like the safest place in America.

00:33:07.840 That's literally the safest place.

00:33:09.800 I don't even get it, what she's complaining about.

00:33:12.380 And they also said you can fly the flag outside.

00:33:14.860 Just don't put it in your window.

00:33:16.780 You can fly it outside.

00:33:17.820 So it's not like an issue with the flag.

00:33:20.840 It's just you can't.

00:33:21.960 We don't do window coverings with flags in this neighborhood.

00:33:24.620 You have standards.

00:33:25.880 Well, and then also it's like a house in an HOA suburbia.

00:33:28.940 And then you're putting up a flag on just anywhere like you're in a frat house, like

00:33:33.780 with a barstool flag.

00:33:35.180 You know?

00:33:35.680 Like, oh, but we're gay.

00:33:37.840 And there's also a piece of this where they're doing it just to stir the shit.

00:33:42.240 They're doing it to stir the pot.

00:33:44.860 Like, I'm going to keep this flag up in defiance.

00:33:47.420 It's like, why?

00:33:48.560 Why do you care?

00:33:49.600 Everybody knows you're gay already.

00:33:51.200 Nobody's coming over with a jello mold.

00:33:54.180 And what I noticed, too, with the progressives and like the LGBTs is whenever they call out

00:33:59.320 like the patriarchy and like white supremacy or whatever.

00:34:02.600 And then we saw it with Turkey and the Wolf, too.

00:34:04.680 It's like even if you're on the left, if you're a white person, you still benefit from the white

00:34:10.360 supremacy, patriarchal society.

00:34:12.040 So it's like even if you're against it, it's still benefiting you.

00:34:15.520 So you're still part of the problem.

00:34:17.720 And then I saw this meme about groomers.

00:34:21.040 And it kind of made sense where the little pig bubble thing says, all libs are groomers.

00:34:27.600 And then what does the guy say?

00:34:29.440 This little fish blobfish says, all libs are groomers.

00:34:32.160 And the guy says, excuse me, not all libs.

00:34:34.820 Some libs are good people.

00:34:36.260 And then the blobfish goes, even so.

00:34:38.680 They still participate in an inherently corrupt system that targets vulnerable children.

00:34:42.540 But that doesn't mean all libs are groomers.

00:34:45.380 Which is the same.

00:34:46.200 It's like using their mindset.

00:34:48.740 Their gay little explaining.

00:34:50.000 Yeah, against them.

00:34:51.360 So it's like, oh, not all trans people are groomers.

00:34:54.760 But you still operate in a system where trans people can groom.

00:34:58.320 And you're for it.

00:35:00.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:01.480 That's kind of how I see that playing out.

00:35:03.840 Moving on.

00:35:04.680 But yeah, I mean, I just want to go back before we move on.

00:35:08.120 These people assume these good neighborhoods are just like popping.

00:35:12.660 You see this a lot.

00:35:13.500 Popping out of nowhere in a vacuum.

00:35:15.800 Oh, that's a good neighborhood.

00:35:17.040 And whoever was there, that would be a good neighborhood.

00:35:19.220 Because someone built it up that way.

00:35:21.180 And it's like, no, that's not the case at all.

00:35:23.880 Like every single thing is a sum of its parts.

00:35:26.860 And sure, you can have a couple bad eggs in that neighborhood that still don't affect it.

00:35:31.860 But once you reach that tipping point of like everyone's a rat.

00:35:35.560 And like 40% of the thing, they don't care about their lawn.

00:35:38.880 They don't care about this.

00:35:40.020 And all of a sudden, property values start to creep down a little bit.

00:35:43.120 And everybody with a brain and everybody who has like self-interest in their own neighborhood

00:35:48.900 knows that.

00:35:49.820 And that's why neighborhoods don't like renters.

00:35:52.340 You know, neighborhoods don't like Airbnbs.

00:35:54.820 Nobody has a tie to the neighborhood.

00:35:56.400 Nobody has like a stake in it.

00:35:58.700 And so it's something you're going to see more and more as single family rentals and stuff like that.

00:36:04.140 You know, the big corporations who are kind of buying up houses in bulk and then renting them.

00:36:08.680 Like the rents might go down because the neighborhood, nobody's going to fucking care.

00:36:13.460 Broken down minivan in the driveway, all that type of shit.

00:36:16.440 We accidentally moved into a conservative neighborhood.

00:36:19.540 That's why it was nice.

00:36:20.620 That's why you chose it.

00:36:22.180 You got attracted to the qualities of that neighborhood.

00:36:24.840 And you go, huh, the qualities of that neighborhood were conservative?

00:36:27.720 Could have been anything.

00:36:28.900 Better put up my ugly fucking flag in my main window.

00:36:32.200 And be the one person who doesn't fit in.

00:36:34.100 Yeah.

00:36:34.620 All right.

00:36:35.100 Good luck.

00:36:35.800 Let's move on.

00:36:36.800 Adult kindergarten.

00:36:38.400 Yeah.

00:36:38.760 That's something.

00:36:39.260 That's new.

00:36:40.260 This clip came from a place in Scotland and it's called the Big Kid Kindergarten.

00:36:46.240 Play with blocks.

00:36:47.220 Yeah.

00:36:47.500 Blocks and Legos.

00:36:48.680 You're drawing.

00:36:49.820 Watercolors.

00:36:50.480 Big swing.

00:36:52.020 Nap time.

00:36:53.140 Nap time.

00:36:54.940 Arts and crafts.

00:36:56.220 Get out the pipe cleaners.

00:36:59.500 Pizza party.

00:37:01.160 And they build blocks and these are all adults.

00:37:03.260 This will get ruined by a pedophile soon.

00:37:06.080 Yeah.

00:37:06.240 Somebody's going to show up with a diaper and really take it seriously.

00:37:09.080 And shit in the diaper and go, I made a mess.

00:37:11.960 And then he thinks the teacher who's really just like a babysitter is going to change it.

00:37:16.180 Yeah.

00:37:16.600 And like a lot of people who do these like adult kindergarten things, they have like childhood

00:37:21.860 trauma and they're trying to heal their inner child.

00:37:25.480 Like that's like the energy.

00:37:26.040 That's like what the website says.

00:37:27.360 Yeah.

00:37:27.540 It's like come.

00:37:28.300 Like we need.

00:37:28.880 We forgot how to play.

00:37:30.200 Come learn how to do it again.

00:37:31.760 And it's like if you have childhood trauma, instead of like harping on it and trying to

00:37:35.220 like relive it and like reverse it, I think all you have to do is have your own kids and

00:37:40.100 then give them what you needed or make sure they don't have the bad thing that happened

00:37:44.500 to you happened to them.

00:37:45.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:46.580 That's how you fix the.

00:37:47.800 You break the generational curse and then you enjoy the fruits of that labor.

00:37:52.680 You know, you have a loving family, right?

00:37:54.160 You create it.

00:37:54.660 Exactly.

00:37:54.880 And that's what they don't do.

00:37:56.260 So what do you think?

00:37:56.900 Who goes to this?

00:37:58.480 Like what type of person?

00:38:00.320 Like obviously, like you said.

00:38:01.760 Like a Disney individual.

00:38:03.280 Yeah.

00:38:03.800 It's the same umbrella.

00:38:05.440 Adult babies, arrested development, perpetual adolescence.

00:38:12.020 People who are stuck in nostalgia and that's all they care about.

00:38:14.960 Yeah.

00:38:15.520 It's fascinating to me because obviously I would never go to this.

00:38:18.420 I would never be caught dead.

00:38:19.740 And yet there is a market.

00:38:21.100 Yeah, it's for people who think they're too smart to have kids because of like how bad

00:38:27.660 the world is and having a kid in a white patriarchal society and all this stuff and climate change.

00:38:33.020 Yeah.

00:38:33.220 It's for like those types of retards.

00:38:35.400 If I was a criminal slash pickpocket slash whatever, I would just hang out outside this

00:38:40.780 and I'd wait for everybody to come out.

00:38:42.200 I think they wouldn't put up a fight at all.

00:38:43.880 You don't even need a weapon.

00:38:44.820 You just go.

00:38:45.460 Yeah.

00:38:45.740 You just give me your shit.

00:38:46.940 Give me your shit.

00:38:47.820 You, you, your phone.

00:38:49.380 Yeah.

00:38:49.520 Let's go to the other one.

00:38:51.300 There's another kind of version.

00:38:52.860 This energy is like my least favorite thing in the world.

00:38:56.300 If I was there, I would leave.

00:38:59.500 Oh my God.

00:39:01.540 It's a rainbow portal.

00:39:03.680 Let's go.

00:39:04.900 We're alive.

00:39:06.900 These are all adults here.

00:39:08.080 For kids, that'd be fun.

00:39:10.680 Portal?

00:39:11.660 Portal?

00:39:12.120 These are all adults.

00:39:13.700 Hello everyone and welcome to Doodle World.

00:39:17.100 Come in, come in.

00:39:18.440 Now, before you go off.

00:39:21.100 That's good.

00:39:22.040 Wow.

00:39:22.500 Brightly colored plywood and iPads built in.

00:39:25.660 Yeah.

00:39:26.960 Exactly.

00:39:27.840 To be fair, I think this might be like a press day or something.

00:39:31.960 This is more for kids, but the fact that this is full of adults, I think it might be like

00:39:36.360 a press day, but fingers crossed.

00:39:39.220 I'm sure there's going to be some adults who go, yeah, let's go.

00:39:42.540 This is cool.

00:39:43.260 This is wacky.

00:39:44.620 All right.

00:39:45.220 Let's move on.

00:39:46.440 Adult babies.

00:39:47.840 Not for me.

00:39:48.880 Not good.

00:39:49.700 Not good.

00:39:50.520 Quebec has fallen.

00:39:51.620 This is the Quebec weather channel.

00:39:54.600 That's a joke.

00:39:57.820 That's a joke.

00:40:03.660 Zutalor.

00:40:06.220 Ce n'est pas bon temps.

00:40:07.400 Il y a un homosexuel.

00:40:09.500 Oh.

00:40:10.740 Did you Google Translate?

00:40:12.220 You've been to Google Translate recently.

00:40:14.260 Je parle un petit peu de français.

00:40:15.980 Yeah.

00:40:16.180 And then on the screen behind that drag queen, it says defiled on the TV.

00:40:22.440 It's like a French word, defile, whatever, but it says defiled, and that's kind of like

00:40:27.960 the Illuminati.

00:40:28.840 They show you what they're doing.

00:40:30.460 So it's like, oh, the drag queen's talking about whatever.

00:40:32.880 Defiled behind him.

00:40:34.260 Duh.

00:40:35.380 Let's move on.

00:40:36.920 Okay.

00:40:37.380 Let's go to the kid who's doing the Holy Mass playing.

00:40:41.580 Yeah.

00:40:42.180 This kid is doing, he's in the full outfit, and he's got, he looks like he's doing some

00:40:48.260 communion type stuff.

00:40:49.280 But he's doing like his version of like a Holy Mass.

00:40:52.200 Yeah.

00:40:52.540 And then this guy tweets about it and says, I don't find photos of little boys dressing

00:40:55.800 up like priests playing Holy Mass.

00:40:57.660 Cute.

00:40:58.460 I can just imagine the wacko mom that sewed his little vestments because she is so sure

00:41:03.740 he has a vocation.

00:41:05.280 But it was his idea.

00:41:06.700 Stop.

00:41:07.180 Teach him why it's not like blah, blah, blah.

00:41:08.940 And then someone replies to that going, why isn't he cross-dressing or acting like a

00:41:13.160 twink like normal kids?

00:41:15.440 Yeah.

00:41:15.860 That's the problem.

00:41:16.940 Whenever it's religion, they need to, they have to make a correction.

00:41:19.460 This isn't right.

00:41:20.100 This isn't natural.

00:41:21.080 But if the kid says, I'm a girl, it's time to take him to the doctor for a 200K surgery.

00:41:26.100 Which is a religion.

00:41:27.620 You know, the left, it's basically become the de facto religion with these very strict

00:41:32.540 belief systems.

00:41:33.500 They just get updated more.

00:41:34.880 Those belief systems just get updated and re-downloaded to like new standards every

00:41:39.780 like six months.

00:41:41.100 So, you know, it might as well be a religion with the way the strict adherence is required.

00:41:46.940 Yeah, definitely is a religion.

00:41:49.000 Let's go on to the military clip.

00:41:51.620 This clip's kind of going viral.

00:41:53.260 And these people aren't very important military people, but it's ugly.

00:41:57.720 Yeah.

00:41:58.040 So this guy's going around asking everyone, why did you join the army?

00:42:00.820 How did you join the army?

00:42:03.880 How did you join the army?

00:42:05.020 I don't know.

00:42:05.640 For money.

00:42:06.580 Huh?

00:42:06.800 For money.

00:42:09.220 How did you join the army?

00:42:11.120 Free food.

00:42:13.420 How did you join the army better?

00:42:16.360 Why?

00:42:16.800 Why?

00:42:16.980 Why?

00:42:17.380 I joined because my dad asked me to join.

00:42:20.360 Okay.

00:42:20.860 I love it.

00:42:21.900 How did you join the army better?

00:42:23.620 So I could get a reason and get pregnant and get the age.

00:42:26.980 How did you join the army?

00:42:27.920 I joined the army because I wanted to better myself and free food.

00:42:33.680 I didn't get to sleep anywhere.

00:42:35.360 Thank you.

00:42:38.180 Why did you join the army?

00:42:40.500 I don't know.

00:42:41.300 I don't know why I joined the army.

00:42:43.380 Great.

00:42:44.000 How did you get the point?

00:42:45.180 Everyone's a fucking average idiot.

00:42:47.940 Everyone's an average idiot and a girl.

00:42:49.760 And we kind of talked about this on bonus land, I think maybe two weeks ago, but I no longer just default respect the troops.

00:42:55.740 You have to kind of make it to the special forces or something.

00:42:59.340 You kind of got to make it to SOCOM or some other level.

00:43:03.060 The grunts, the paper pushers, the admin types.

00:43:08.520 I'm not giving up that first class seat on the plane for any of you guys.

00:43:11.920 That's for sure.

00:43:12.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:13.620 And then you have to wonder, World War III, China and Russia versus us.

00:43:17.700 Because, you know, I like to think we would win every war we go against whoever because we're so strong.

00:43:24.700 Air superiority.

00:43:26.460 Technology, all the stuff, the budget.

00:43:28.380 We still have Lockheed Martin.

00:43:29.380 We got Raytheon.

00:43:30.120 All the best shit comes from there.

00:43:31.440 So we're still, there's a little bit of a moat.

00:43:33.220 Yeah, we're still up there and things are still good.

00:43:35.780 But keep in mind, and I'm convinced of this, I think we have people at the highest levels in our government and our military that actually don't want what's best for us.

00:43:45.600 And they want us to lose.

00:43:47.560 So it's like we have all the stuff, but also in like the globalist agenda and like the future planning of the world, America would lose that top dog spot.

00:43:58.620 Yeah.

00:43:59.040 So it's like, you know, I know historically we're the best.

00:44:01.960 I know we have all the money and all the weapons and stuff.

00:44:04.100 But when you have all like the trans people in the military, it's like, I don't know.

00:44:10.020 I think there's an agenda to make us not the world's military power anymore, not the leader in the world anymore.

00:44:15.980 And I think that's kind of coming soon.

00:44:18.360 And then you see stuff like this and it's like, yeah, no one's proud to be in the military and our military doesn't look very prepared.

00:44:25.560 Another interesting thing that's kind of been coming out recently is there's been Chinese spies in our military.

00:44:32.020 Just like a guy who was ethnically Chinese and his mom was – he was born in America, but he was from China.

00:44:38.420 His family was from China sending messages back.

00:44:41.320 And it's like, who could have seen this coming?

00:44:43.560 Yeah.

00:44:44.000 It's like, I don't know.

00:44:44.940 He's pretty strongly Chinese.

00:44:46.640 Like, what?

00:44:47.280 I don't know.

00:44:48.460 Bring him in a room.

00:44:49.280 Who's the spy?

00:44:50.280 It's like –

00:44:51.560 And then anecdotally, I heard there was some – it might have been like a Reddit post or a long tweet thread, but basically a guy was telling a story about how some lecturer came to some division of the army or something like that and was describing ways to find spies or people who might be selling secrets and like, here's what to look for.

00:45:15.100 And then the guy raised his hand and was like, what about just Chinese people?

00:45:18.280 And he was like, oh, we can't say that.

00:45:21.740 But it's like, that's who would do it.

00:45:23.740 So, oh, this guy's got family ties to Russia.

00:45:27.080 It's like, well.

00:45:28.560 Yeah.

00:45:29.140 They'll look suspicious.

00:45:30.740 They'll do this.

00:45:31.540 And it's like they're teaching you everything except the instinctual thing, which is, oh, yeah, you know America's biggest adversaries?

00:45:37.940 They might be from there.

00:45:39.220 Yeah.

00:45:39.580 The guy speaking broken English?

00:45:41.180 From Zhengzhou?

00:45:42.280 Yeah.

00:45:42.520 The second generation immigrant from Shangguang?

00:45:46.080 Who could be the Chinese spy?

00:45:48.040 It's like, oh, no.

00:45:49.940 Rachel.

00:45:50.540 Could be me.

00:45:51.480 Could be any of us.

00:45:52.500 Could be any one of us equally.

00:45:53.980 Well, that's the end of cringe of the week.

00:45:55.780 We have an extensive urban decay.

00:45:58.560 So let's get into urban decay.

00:46:00.940 First one is the clip of the teachers talking about how they don't correct young students who are black who say ax instead of ask.

00:46:08.360 I saw this in my time in the public school system.

00:46:11.060 When a black or African-American child says to their teacher, teacher, can I ask you a question?

00:46:17.460 And the immediate response being from the teacher with a sense of superiority based in white racial superiority, often with our 84 percent white female teachers.

00:46:31.540 The response being, that's not how we say ask.

00:46:36.440 We say ask.

00:46:37.480 Axe isn't a word.

00:46:39.000 So no more correcting that.

00:46:41.140 It's the correct English language thing.

00:46:44.300 You're not saying ask.

00:46:45.560 You're saying a different English word.

00:46:47.360 The correct word is ask.

00:46:48.440 But because I guess the teacher's not black, they can't correct the student, maybe they should get like a black sock puppet.

00:46:54.580 Yeah.

00:46:55.000 And go, oh, it's actually ask, not axe.

00:46:57.620 As long as it's someone telling themselves.

00:47:00.040 Yeah.

00:47:00.500 Yeah.

00:47:00.940 And then she goes, with an air of superiority or righteousness.

00:47:04.560 And it's like, no, yeah, yeah, that's real.

00:47:07.260 That's not an air of superiority.

00:47:08.760 That's just the right way to do it.

00:47:10.300 Yeah.

00:47:10.720 There's no correct way to say it here.

00:47:12.460 Yeah.

00:47:12.720 Yes, there is.

00:47:13.440 Yeah.

00:47:13.720 It's spelled.

00:47:14.340 And it's like, it's one thing if you say, if the English teacher comes out and goes, well, you know, some sort of African-American communities do tend to say axe.

00:47:22.380 And if you do that at home, you know, nobody's going to bat an eye.

00:47:25.740 But I wouldn't axe anything in a interview with a Fortune 500 company.

00:47:31.240 I wouldn't axe anything, you know, for when you're talking about chopping wood.

00:47:37.140 That might get confusing.

00:47:38.340 That's a who's on first situation really quick.

00:47:41.460 So.

00:47:41.780 Yeah.

00:47:42.180 It's just dumb.

00:47:42.960 And then everybody, all the bobbleheads go, they know where she's going.

00:47:47.560 She's an ally.

00:47:48.760 Yeah, dude.

00:47:49.400 You can't teach correct English anymore because there's too many white women teachers.

00:47:54.280 I don't know.

00:47:55.260 And yeah, you can't teach correct English anymore because young black students know English incorrectly too much.

00:48:01.860 We don't want to correct them.

00:48:03.240 So it's like basically you have no standards.

00:48:05.140 Well, no standards, but then also there was a tipping point.

00:48:09.000 You had to fight this battle 10 years ago.

00:48:11.060 Now it's too late.

00:48:11.960 It's just axe.

00:48:13.080 Yep.

00:48:13.700 So axe is going to continue.

00:48:16.220 Let's go on to the kids with the toy guns.

00:48:18.700 I like these guys.

00:48:19.580 These kids say axe.

00:48:20.900 Yeah.

00:48:21.080 He said mofuckin' hoes.

00:48:28.400 Hold on, bro.

00:48:29.560 I like bows.

00:48:31.940 I like bows.

00:48:33.960 I like bows.

00:48:35.460 Let me hit that weed, bro.

00:48:37.120 Let me hit that weed, bro.

00:48:38.420 It's a crayon.

00:48:39.340 You don't want to ask the babies, no shit.

00:48:45.600 So people often ask the question.

00:48:47.420 There's like a sign.

00:48:48.280 N-word, hoes, wife beaters, guns, smoking weed.

00:48:52.500 Yeah.

00:48:52.700 They hit like everything.

00:48:54.040 Everything in the culture, right?

00:48:55.180 This is what happens when you have bad cousins.

00:48:57.560 Yeah.

00:48:57.860 Let them say axe, though.

00:49:01.180 Yeah.

00:49:01.680 But at least they're doing fun shit.

00:49:03.160 Hey, dad's just outside the door.

00:49:04.440 If he catches them doing this.

00:49:05.780 Yeah.

00:49:06.280 Exactly.

00:49:07.160 They're done for.

00:49:07.940 At least they're doing fun shit.

00:49:09.200 At least they're not nerds reading books and-

00:49:11.160 Yeah.

00:49:11.420 No science fair bullshit, right?

00:49:12.900 Harry Potter bullshit.

00:49:14.100 Mm-hmm.

00:49:14.800 Those kids never amount to anything.

00:49:17.120 And then there's like a meme that goes around.

00:49:20.880 Basically, there was like a kid and his mom, a black kid and his mom, and the kid's like

00:49:26.020 10 years old, and the sign said, when do I go from cute to scary?

00:49:30.280 And then somebody commented, around 12.

00:49:33.040 Yeah.

00:49:33.980 So it's like, you go to scary pretty quick when you're doing shit like this.

00:49:38.040 And then there was also that kid a couple weeks ago-

00:49:40.100 Six-year-old.

00:49:40.680 Six-year-old shot and killed his teacher.

00:49:42.680 She didn't die.

00:49:43.300 She didn't die.

00:49:43.660 Oh, didn't die.

00:49:44.340 Shot the teacher, and he said, I shot that bitch dead.

00:49:46.800 So you go to scary pretty quick when you're a child with a gun and no parents.

00:49:53.460 Yeah.

00:49:53.660 Yeah.

00:49:54.040 That 12-year-old scary threshold, it's off when you have access to a firearm.

00:49:58.280 And bad cousins.

00:49:59.560 Yeah.

00:50:00.140 And yeah, bad parents.

00:50:01.820 Let's move on to the teacher's meeting about racism.

00:50:05.660 This is why that DEI piece, the diversity, equity, inclusion piece, becomes much more

00:50:11.380 substantial because the reason why our students have always been failing is because of structural

00:50:16.200 racism.

00:50:16.800 Yeah.

00:50:17.220 And because we don't have a lot of money compared to the amount of money that we should be allocated.

00:50:22.280 So maybe we need to be more explicit about that, that white supremacy is very alive and

00:50:28.480 well in our schools.

00:50:30.060 Yeah.

00:50:30.300 So white supremacy is the reason all the black kids are failing in school.

00:50:34.460 It's white supremacy.

00:50:35.500 In reality, it's because they don't have anyone at home they're afraid of.

00:50:39.940 Yeah.

00:50:40.340 And, you know, I'd say in reality too, it's like some of them have a lower IQ.

00:50:45.180 They don't have that dog in them.

00:50:46.500 And to, in order to get a passing, like to your grade level, you'd have to put in a lot

00:50:52.960 of hours.

00:50:53.720 Yeah.

00:50:54.080 And then at home, you maybe need a tutor for a certain subject, but that's not really

00:50:58.180 getting addressed at home.

00:50:59.460 Yeah.

00:50:59.760 No one's trying to get anything out of them at home.

00:51:01.860 Yeah.

00:51:02.200 That's the big issue.

00:51:03.340 I think, especially if you're a young age, you have to like, my sister has kids.

00:51:07.400 They're always doing something.

00:51:08.640 They're always drawing.

00:51:10.100 They're, uh, reading.

00:51:12.440 They're building.

00:51:13.760 What should a kid's reading comprehension be at this age level?

00:51:16.260 Okay.

00:51:16.620 Where's my daughters?

00:51:17.720 Okay.

00:51:18.680 She's above it.

00:51:19.640 We're good.

00:51:20.240 Let's keep going.

00:51:21.020 We'll keep reading nighttime stories.

00:51:22.280 Exactly.

00:51:22.600 It's all the same stuff.

00:51:23.540 Constantly doing stuff, constantly explaining stuff, constantly building stuff, constantly

00:51:28.400 reading stuff.

00:51:29.600 My sister is not on her phone eating hot Cheetos.

00:51:32.780 Yeah.

00:51:33.480 Playing on her phone.

00:51:34.420 And then, you know, if I'm a school administrator and, uh, um, it didn't show it on camera, but

00:51:39.300 I'm sure everybody in the crowd was going as soon as she said white supremacy, they're

00:51:43.700 nodding.

00:51:44.500 It's a very easy excuse.

00:51:46.100 Why does everybody fail?

00:51:47.500 Not enough money and too much white supremacy.

00:51:50.020 It's done.

00:51:51.640 I don't have to explain myself.

00:51:53.180 I'm, I'm good for another 10 years.

00:51:54.960 I'm good until retirement.

00:51:56.180 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:57.120 So all these kids, they, they have no one at home challenging them.

00:52:00.860 And then you keep getting pushed through every grade because you can't leave a kid behind

00:52:04.380 anymore.

00:52:04.780 So it's like, you didn't learn what you needed to learn from kindergarten to eighth grade.

00:52:09.780 Now you're going to high school and you haven't learned anything.

00:52:12.080 And it's like, what, you're going to learn algebra.

00:52:14.200 You have no shot.

00:52:15.160 Like you don't have it in you because you didn't get prepared up until that point.

00:52:19.520 So that's why the system fails.

00:52:21.260 But instead of doing anything about it, they just blame it on the white folks.

00:52:24.860 Yeah.

00:52:25.500 Constantly comparing, you know, where your child is at a development compared to the average

00:52:30.920 child, uh, at that same age range, that's white supremacy, y'all.

00:52:35.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:52:37.020 You can't have standards.

00:52:38.720 Everybody's cool.

00:52:39.820 Everybody's good.

00:52:40.740 Mm-hmm.

00:52:41.440 Let's move on to the teacher who says the N word.

00:52:44.820 Trying to teach this kid a lesson.

00:52:46.980 Here we go.

00:52:47.940 Nigger.

00:52:48.340 I'm a fucking nigger.

00:52:49.300 You want me to say that?

00:52:50.260 That makes a fucking sense.

00:52:51.320 Nobody uses that word.

00:52:52.840 Yes, they do.

00:52:53.700 Nobody says nigger.

00:52:55.300 You fucking say it!

00:52:57.540 You acting like we're having a conversation and you can say the word, but I can't.

00:53:00.900 You can't say nigger or a fucking nigger.

00:53:02.220 They're calling somebody that.

00:53:03.420 The orders are not even fucking dicks because I'm a fucking teacher.

00:53:05.900 Don't say that shit.

00:53:07.160 If we're in a class and I'm teaching you, hey, the word nigger is an old-

00:53:11.300 Don't fucking say that shit!

00:53:12.880 Oh, dude.

00:53:13.500 That's a word, bro.

00:53:15.060 You cannot go through life and act like a word.

00:53:17.220 I'm fucking saying that shit.

00:53:20.640 Stop saying nigger or nigger.

00:53:22.100 That's good.

00:53:23.420 You think this teacher has some, like, racial hatred in his heart and that just escaped right

00:53:27.680 there?

00:53:28.040 That's what they would play it as.

00:53:29.380 They probably fired him for this.

00:53:30.420 Of course.

00:53:31.580 But, like, this teacher is genuinely trying to put him on something.

00:53:35.240 Yeah.

00:53:35.420 He's trying to teach him something.

00:53:37.320 And you see it.

00:53:38.460 He says it the second time and he goes...

00:53:40.420 And the teacher says, you can't have a word make you react like that.

00:53:44.780 You're not going to get through life if that's how you act.

00:53:47.740 And the girl...

00:53:48.100 Which is the exact right thing.

00:53:49.480 That's, like, a good teacher.

00:53:50.840 That's a good teacher, hard lesson, good teacher.

00:53:53.260 He's going to tell you something that the internet is not going to tell you.

00:53:55.760 If you let a word have power over you like this, what are you going to do?

00:54:00.840 Do you get violent from a word?

00:54:02.220 You're going to punch a cop?

00:54:03.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:04.180 Like, what's the next thing, you know?

00:54:05.500 And if, like, a white person had a negative reaction to a word and got violent, they would

00:54:09.320 say, oh, that's white fragility.

00:54:10.980 Yeah.

00:54:11.580 Well, exactly.

00:54:12.780 So, and then you see the girl with the trans thing on her computer.

00:54:16.400 She's out there going like this.

00:54:17.880 Like, oh, as if she's so smart and the teacher doesn't get it.

00:54:20.640 Yeah.

00:54:21.260 Everybody in the class knows the rules.

00:54:23.880 You can't ever say that no-no word.

00:54:26.020 Yeah.

00:54:26.240 And if you do, someone's allowed to break stuff.

00:54:28.940 Yeah.

00:54:29.500 You know?

00:54:29.900 Like, what happened?

00:54:31.060 When did we get there?

00:54:31.900 That's a third world.

00:54:32.880 That's third world shit.

00:54:33.980 Yeah.

00:54:34.840 Let's go on to the Asian lady who gets knocked out.

00:54:37.740 This is a very disturbing clip.

00:54:40.860 Basically, this lady gets pushed off the bus and knocked out.

00:54:44.200 And then everyone just stands around as an NPC, doesn't know how to operate.

00:54:48.300 And then in, like, two minutes, a black person comes and robs her.

00:54:53.880 So, she gets knocked out.

00:54:56.340 No one helps her.

00:54:57.320 And then another person comes.

00:55:00.160 So, there she goes.

00:55:00.960 She gets pushed off the bus.

00:55:02.700 Knocked out.

00:55:03.420 Crazy guy.

00:55:03.920 Someone comes in and helps her.

00:55:05.040 That's good.

00:55:06.160 Yeah.

00:55:06.400 But not even.

00:55:07.940 Like, you should hold that guy down until the cops get there.

00:55:10.000 Yeah.

00:55:10.020 This guy has the wrong idea.

00:55:11.140 You don't just push the street rat and let them get away.

00:55:13.900 So, then, old Asian lady.

00:55:16.380 She's knocked out.

00:55:17.280 Everyone's trying to get off the bus still.

00:55:18.740 She's just asleep on the ground.

00:55:21.140 And then we can fast forward a little bit.

00:55:23.980 Everyone's just looking at her.

00:55:25.220 Nobody's really attending to her.

00:55:26.560 No one's helping.

00:55:27.520 Except, oh, here comes street rat number two.

00:55:29.920 And here comes street rat number two.

00:55:31.780 He's looking at her.

00:55:32.540 Some guy says, get away.

00:55:33.500 You don't look like a doctor.

00:55:34.860 The bus driver says, get away.

00:55:38.200 And he goes, nah, I'm going to take your wallet.

00:55:41.120 And then he takes her wallet.

00:55:42.780 So, we have more criminals than good Samaritans, basically.

00:55:46.640 And you know what?

00:55:47.860 I don't know what to say.

00:55:49.240 Like, open your eyes.

00:55:52.400 That's going to be the reality in some of these cases.

00:55:54.400 There's more criminals or people looking for an opportunity than there are good Samaritans.

00:55:58.580 And, you know, if you're living in one of these types of areas, maybe, I don't know, consider relocating.

00:56:03.740 Consider going to somewhere where you have an honest guess that there are more good Samaritans.

00:56:09.260 Yeah.

00:56:09.640 Move to, accidentally move to a conservative neighborhood.

00:56:12.140 And maybe in Denver.

00:56:13.320 You might have one mad lesbian couple.

00:56:16.060 But everybody else will pretty much look out for you.

00:56:18.480 Exactly.

00:56:19.160 They'll pull up in their big, mean diesel truck.

00:56:22.340 But then they'll help you.

00:56:23.540 They'll stabilize your neck.

00:56:24.540 And they'll call help.

00:56:25.480 Yeah.

00:56:25.940 Exactly.

00:56:26.700 In Chicago, they're-

00:56:28.580 Stop Asian hate, though, right?

00:56:29.720 I wish they would.

00:56:30.700 I wish they would.

00:56:31.740 And you know what?

00:56:32.620 I'm not going to even comment on the color of everybody's skin.

00:56:35.480 But that's who's doing the Asian hate.

00:56:38.120 That's who's doing the Asian hate.

00:56:39.780 And we should tell Turkey and the Wolf, too.

00:56:41.860 Yeah.

00:56:42.400 Ooh.

00:56:43.020 We should call them and say, hey, Asian hate, that's a problem.

00:56:45.920 Who's doing it?

00:56:46.560 Yeah.

00:56:47.060 Who's doing it?

00:56:48.580 Who should we look out for?

00:56:49.960 A bologna sandwich, please.

00:56:51.120 And then one more thing.

00:56:52.600 Who's doing the Asian hate?

00:56:54.240 I've never seen anybody else.

00:56:56.500 Who should I be worried about?

00:56:59.640 Who's the suspect?

00:57:00.680 In Chicago, there was a headline, Chicago Democrats asked gang members to refrain from shootouts between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m.

00:57:07.920 Yeah.

00:57:08.440 So we're at the point where we're negotiating with the cartel.

00:57:13.260 Democratic City is being asked to limit shooting their guns in the streets to nighttime.

00:57:18.700 Democrat alderwoman Maria Haddon asked gang members to refrain to reduce the risk to people, quote, not involved in high-risk activities.

00:57:30.320 So, yeah, apparently if you're out in Chicago after 9 p.m., you're just asking for it.

00:57:34.660 You're asking for a bullet to the neck.

00:57:36.500 Leave the shooting to nighttime, please.

00:57:39.360 Yeah.

00:57:39.820 Yeah.

00:57:40.120 Hope that works.

00:57:41.700 Hope that works.

00:57:42.900 Let's go on to our last clip of Urban Decay, the 911 call for the crazy cat these people.

00:57:48.880 What about this one?

00:57:49.860 Oh, you can play that.

00:57:50.620 Yeah, let that one rip.

00:57:52.000 This is, you know, this is the mom who's out of the picture of the little kids with the guns.

00:57:56.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:57.460 Let's see what she's up to.

00:57:59.500 If your daddy ain't shit, clap your hands.

00:58:03.100 Why are you not clapping your daddy ain't shit either?

00:58:05.600 Yeah.

00:58:07.320 Oh, that's nice.

00:58:08.420 That's lovely.

00:58:09.620 That's good.

00:58:10.540 If your daddy ain't shit, swearing at your kids and then denigrating.

00:58:14.120 Turning your kids against the father.

00:58:15.640 Yeah, denigrating the father.

00:58:16.720 And you know what?

00:58:17.540 To be fair.

00:58:18.580 The daddy might not be shit.

00:58:19.720 This daddy might not be shit.

00:58:20.920 Both of those baby daddies might not be shit.

00:58:23.120 But go fucking tell your girlfriends about it.

00:58:25.360 Yeah.

00:58:25.700 Don't complain to your stupid other baby daddy having moms.

00:58:29.280 You don't need to poison the kids, all right?

00:58:31.260 Tell the kids that dad's on a boat somewhere doing research in Antarctica.

00:58:35.120 Yeah.

00:58:35.260 And that's why he comes around once a year.

00:58:37.040 Yeah.

00:58:37.280 And then when your kid's old enough, you tell him the truth.

00:58:40.660 And then he goes, I kind of always knew that, but thank you for not just talking shit about my dad.

00:58:46.240 But this is what happens a lot, too.

00:58:48.500 The mothers, they have a child with a baby daddy, and then they hate that guy.

00:58:55.760 And then the son looks just like him.

00:58:58.000 And then there's a little bit of resentment happening.

00:59:00.520 There's a little bit of fuck you.

00:59:02.180 Like the mom stuck with the kid, which is like the-

00:59:04.940 Looks exactly like Detravion.

00:59:06.840 And then Detravion left the kid behind.

00:59:08.820 So it's like, oh, this is just mini Detravion.

00:59:11.040 I hate Detravion.

00:59:12.180 And by hating Detravion, you automatically at least a little bit hate the kid.

00:59:15.700 Yeah, the vibes aren't good in the house at a minimum.

00:59:17.740 Bad vibes.

00:59:18.820 Let's move on to the 911 call.

00:59:21.440 These people had a cat go crazy in their house, and they had to call the cops.

00:59:26.420 And this is the white section of Urban Decay, as you'll be able to tell.

00:59:30.420 Yeah, hi.

00:59:31.260 I have a kind of a particular emergency here.

00:59:34.440 My cat attacked our 7-month-old child, and I kicked the button, the cat in the rear,

00:59:40.400 and it has went off over the edge, and we aren't safe around the cat.

00:59:45.360 It's a very large Himalayan, and we're trapped in our bedroom.

00:59:47.980 He won't let us out of our door.

00:59:49.480 Okay, does the child need medical attention?

00:59:52.380 No, no, he's just got scratches on his forehead.

00:59:55.060 But the cat, we don't know what to do about the cat.

00:59:57.020 He's gone, he's trying to attack us.

00:59:59.600 He's very, very, very, very hostile.

01:00:02.060 I tried to get a hold of animal control.

01:00:03.940 Hang on just a second.

01:00:04.720 You guys are inside your bedroom right now.

01:00:06.520 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:07.720 And if I, when I leave...

01:00:08.680 So they're in their bedroom stuck.

01:00:10.220 This is the type of people that vote for criminals to be released and the guns to get taken away.

01:00:14.620 Yep.

01:00:15.240 People can't fight back against the cat.

01:00:16.860 And you call the cops, because you can't get the cat calmed down.

01:00:20.760 You can't kill a cat.

01:00:22.240 You can't beat up the cat.

01:00:23.860 You can't just trick the cat to get it locked into another room.

01:00:28.220 The only...

01:00:28.860 You're going to call the cops who go, hmm, what do I have with my utility belt?

01:00:32.160 A taser, a baton, and a gun.

01:00:35.420 Which one am I going to treat the cat with?

01:00:37.360 Yeah, so his wife got the ick after that.

01:00:40.320 I'm going to say...

01:00:41.660 Would you have to call the cops, call another man to come kill a cat?

01:00:44.760 Yeah.

01:00:45.020 Because you can't do it?

01:00:45.900 This is kind of equivalent to the Nina Agdahl, Logan Paul thing.

01:00:48.760 This is the other side.

01:00:50.020 Yeah.

01:00:50.300 Where your husband needs to call someone in to deal with a 22-pound Himalayan.

01:00:54.440 Yeah, so that's that.

01:00:55.820 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

01:00:57.480 Another Urban Decay in the books.

01:00:59.520 Don't get too down.

01:01:00.280 There's a common theme in that Urban Decay, though.

01:01:02.060 Yeah, the school.

01:01:03.020 It's bad parent, bad schools, full of excuses, no responsibility, and then you wonder where

01:01:08.220 all the criminals come from.

01:01:09.740 I don't fucking know what happened, but...

01:01:12.800 What's this pipeline?

01:01:13.900 Yeah, this is crazy.

01:01:14.900 Everyone talks about the pipeline to jail as if that's the problem.

01:01:19.200 There's another pipeline to criminality that no one's really talking about.

01:01:22.340 Exactly.

01:01:23.240 Let's move on to Uplifting Goal.

01:01:25.440 Don't get too down.

01:01:26.300 Don't get too depressed.

01:01:27.220 We are moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:01:29.680 First is the shopper who gets hogtied.

01:01:33.020 Someone tried to rob a store, and then some country boys came in and hogtied him up.

01:01:38.560 Yep.

01:01:39.200 Try that in a small town.

01:01:40.520 I love it.

01:01:41.380 I love it.

01:01:42.100 That's what you get.

01:01:42.780 There's you.

01:01:43.300 You're a doppelganger there.

01:01:44.420 Yep.

01:01:45.280 Yeah, and these guys, they hogtie him up, and it's like, nobody cares.

01:01:48.700 Scream all you want.

01:01:50.140 Oh, they're white, and he's Mexican.

01:01:52.040 It's like, no, he stole.

01:01:53.460 No, he stole.

01:01:54.040 He's tied up now.

01:01:55.100 There's a guy in the truck.

01:01:56.100 We actually don't need to look at race.

01:01:57.960 This makes for a nice neighborhood that lesbians would want to move to.

01:02:01.380 Yep, accidentally.

01:02:02.940 Let's move on to the dog who follows the rules.

01:02:06.960 This is very interesting.

01:02:11.080 So the farmer just came here and told me a little bit more about Border Collies I didn't

01:02:14.340 know.

01:02:15.240 If you watch, the one in the back doesn't pay attention to my stick.

01:02:18.840 Watching the movement.

01:02:21.220 Go that way.

01:02:21.840 If you look, I'm not even worried about the stick.

01:02:27.600 Just watching the movement.

01:02:28.880 And I guess this is the older one, and that's the young one.

01:02:31.420 When this one ends up passing away, that will be the leader, and the pup will do the same

01:02:36.100 thing that that one's doing.

01:02:40.100 Never watches the stick.

01:02:41.620 Always goes out the lead.

01:02:44.480 See it?

01:02:47.500 Border Collie lesson.

01:02:48.540 Isn't that cool?

01:02:49.700 Good girl.

01:02:51.060 The dog's got a little system.

01:02:52.800 I like dogs with jobs.

01:02:54.440 Me too.

01:02:55.280 Let's go, and speaking of, let's go to the next dog with a job.

01:02:59.060 When your golden retriever retrieves a live duck from the park.

01:03:05.000 He just went out and got it.

01:03:06.120 Pilot, drop the duck.

01:03:08.800 Drop it.

01:03:11.720 The duck's okay.

01:03:12.960 Yeah.

01:03:13.700 Soft jaw.

01:03:14.620 Dog with a job in a past life.

01:03:16.540 And that kind of makes me sad, because golden retriever became the most popular suburban

01:03:20.880 random dog ever, and so many of them don't have the chance to retrieve.

01:03:26.260 Yeah, that's true.

01:03:27.040 You know what I mean?

01:03:27.720 Yeah, it's sad.

01:03:29.200 R.I.P.

01:03:30.200 Let's move on to the mom who does the fake falls at the airport.

01:03:33.560 I like bits like this.

01:03:34.880 This is a good commitment to the bit.

01:03:36.540 Let's see.

01:03:37.060 My mom thinks it's funny to fake trip next to people at the airport.

01:03:39.800 For the bit.

01:03:48.540 That's good shit.

01:03:49.100 Just to make your kids laugh and be embarrassing.

01:03:51.520 That's really good stuff.

01:03:53.020 All right, let's go to our last clip of Uplifting Gold, the Elaine Dancing Contest.

01:03:57.400 Obviously, Fleckus is a huge Seinfeld watcher.

01:04:00.460 I watch it every night.

01:04:05.520 The Elaine Dancing Contest.

01:04:07.580 Isn't that good?

01:04:18.080 That's culture, baby.

01:04:20.880 Guys in here, get the guy out.

01:04:24.280 All right, you get the gist.

01:04:25.640 Yeah, pretty good.

01:04:26.840 Yeah.

01:04:27.060 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:04:28.480 What'd you think?

01:04:29.220 Good episode?

01:04:29.880 It was a good episode.

01:04:30.800 Yeah?

01:04:31.180 Yeah.

01:04:31.980 Not my favorite, not my least favorite, but we made some good points and we had some

01:04:35.740 great clips.

01:04:36.920 We did.

01:04:37.140 That's all you can do.

01:04:37.940 It's episode 101.

01:04:39.480 Zoe 101, baby.

01:04:40.720 They can't all be one out of, you know, 100.

01:04:43.940 Yeah, you're right.

01:04:44.620 Sometimes they have to be just normal, good episodes, which we liked.

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