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00:00:16.380 Welcome back to Flock and Socks, a podcast episode 100.

00:00:19.940 Today on the show, the plot thickens in Georgia with Trump's indictment.

00:00:24.260 We'll tell you what's going on there.

00:00:25.640 Then Target is accused of racism because they didn't let a group of black girls do whatever they wanted in the store.

00:00:32.140 Then after that, girl cops had a tough week in Urban Decay.

00:00:36.640 Then after that, a lady tries to convince us that Minotaur trans kids is a thing in Cringe of the Week.

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00:02:44.200 Episode 100.

00:02:45.380 We have a lot of fun things to get to.

00:02:47.800 We have a special section at the end of housekeeping where we look back and kind of reflect.

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00:03:00.220 First things first, it is Friday.

00:03:02.080 So we do have our doppelgangers.

00:03:04.040 All right.

00:03:04.420 First one is Richard Rapboy in the park in New York.

00:03:08.220 He's a little rap boy.

00:03:10.360 Sometimes people are like, why can't you go back to New York?

00:03:12.940 That's why they call him that.

00:03:14.120 He's a little rap boy.

00:03:15.280 Then there's Richard Rapboy working at GameStop.

00:03:18.820 Yep.

00:03:20.800 They tried to prank him with the game with his face on it.

00:03:26.800 That does look like you.

00:03:28.000 Yeah, that's a type.

00:03:29.260 That's a type of guy who's like me.

00:03:31.100 He's in my lineage.

00:03:32.000 He's somewhere.

00:03:32.820 He's an iteration of you.

00:03:35.020 And then this actually isn't a doppel.

00:03:36.660 I was just videoing at the beach and Richard fell on top of somebody.

00:03:42.740 Accident.

00:03:43.200 Oh, my gosh.

00:03:45.300 Did you kill that guy or what?

00:03:47.900 Yeah, man.

00:03:50.160 There's some legal complications, so I can't really talk about it.

00:03:52.520 But, yeah, he's hurt pretty bad.

00:03:53.840 All right.

00:03:54.080 That's Richard.

00:03:54.860 Those are the doppels.

00:03:55.820 I have a couple, too.

00:03:57.060 There's this one of me eating a pizza in Beirut.

00:04:00.760 That's a cheeseburger.

00:04:01.300 Okay.

00:04:02.700 That's actually.

00:04:06.840 That actually does look like me.

00:04:08.520 What country is Beirut?

00:04:10.560 It's Beirut.

00:04:11.640 It's called Beirut.

00:04:12.700 It's near Iraq.

00:04:13.560 It's in that area.

00:04:14.240 It's in the Middle East.

00:04:14.940 So if you're, what are you, Beirut-y?

00:04:16.740 No, I don't know.

00:04:18.000 You're a Persian.

00:04:19.100 It might be one of those countries that got dissolved back in the day.

00:04:21.820 Yeah.

00:04:22.080 There's a certain type.

00:04:22.900 Well, that is where my people come from.

00:04:25.500 That looks exactly like me.

00:04:26.860 And there's another one of me looking at an old.

00:04:30.020 Whoa.

00:04:30.560 Here's a Ferrari Testarossa being towed by another Ferrari Testarossa.

00:04:35.400 This is insane.

00:04:36.780 Send this to someone who's addicted to hentai.

00:04:38.780 That's weird.

00:04:39.500 Yeah.

00:04:40.120 That's you.

00:04:40.660 That's not me.

00:04:41.760 All right.

00:04:42.100 Well, those are the doppels this week.

00:04:43.380 It's episode 100.

00:04:44.440 I have something very special for you guys later in housekeeping.

00:04:46.880 Let's move on.

00:04:47.720 Let's get into some of the newsworthy stories of the week.

00:04:50.280 Number one, Chris Christie leapfrogs ahead of DeSantis in New Hampshire.

00:04:55.120 How does that happen?

00:04:56.040 Yeah.

00:04:56.960 Leapfrogs.

00:04:57.480 He doesn't leap over anything.

00:04:58.600 Yeah.

00:04:58.920 He's more of a pig trot.

00:05:00.480 Yeah.

00:05:00.880 You roll him down.

00:05:03.060 Chris Christie rolls in front of Ron DeSantis.

00:05:05.800 Very embarrassing for Rod.

00:05:07.640 Yeah.

00:05:08.260 Just drop out.

00:05:09.660 Yeah.

00:05:10.380 You should have dropped out right after Iowa, basically.

00:05:13.240 Mm-hmm.

00:05:13.760 Single digits.

00:05:14.780 You're losing to Vivek.

00:05:16.420 I don't know, man.

00:05:17.200 It's tough.

00:05:17.720 It's hard to drop out and swallow your pride like that and then pack it up and say,

00:05:21.000 hey, this was a whole mistake.

00:05:22.700 Um, and then also he's angling for like Trump literally going to jail and then he'll pop

00:05:27.180 up.

00:05:27.540 Right?

00:05:27.920 Oh, that's interesting.

00:05:28.840 Who cares?

00:05:29.220 Who cares about it?

00:05:29.520 Yeah.

00:05:29.820 Yeah.

00:05:30.420 Um, speaking of Trump going to jail, the Trump indictment in Georgia just happened last week

00:05:35.500 or this week.

00:05:36.180 I mean, yeah, banana republic continues.

00:05:38.360 Yeah.

00:05:39.180 Um, I'm hoping for the upside here.

00:05:41.180 Trump said the other day that he has undeniable evidence of voter fraud in Georgia.

00:05:46.400 So that's exciting.

00:05:47.500 I'm looking forward to that.

00:05:48.380 We've actually, uh, Fluckus Talks, uh, before the show existed, we reported on some of the

00:05:54.300 irregularities in Georgia as well.

00:05:57.300 Ruby Freeman.

00:05:58.100 Remember that?

00:05:59.060 She had all those ballots.

00:06:00.320 She had that big box.

00:06:01.680 Her and her daughter.

00:06:02.800 Papers without the creases.

00:06:04.060 Ballots without any creases in them.

00:06:05.440 The guy freaking out, crumbling the stuff, the handoff of the, of the little thumb drive,

00:06:10.540 whatever that was.

00:06:11.680 Yeah.

00:06:11.880 There's videos of them saying, we're going to go to jail.

00:06:14.560 Why?

00:06:15.080 Why would you go to jail?

00:06:16.020 The suitcase of balance underneath the table.

00:06:17.900 They can say whatever they want about, Oh, the legal process.

00:06:20.240 So it hasn't found fraud or whatever.

00:06:21.840 It's like, I've seen enough videos of people acting super fucking sketchy on camera while

00:06:26.420 it happened the day after the day of, you know, it's just like, there's no convincing

00:06:31.940 me like, or gaslighting me out of thinking Joe Biden got 81 million votes and then every

00:06:36.800 swing state had to count until 4 a.m.

00:06:39.240 And they all had sketchy behavior.

00:06:40.700 And all the graphs went like this.

00:06:42.260 Oh yeah.

00:06:43.000 Um, and then also remember with Brian Kemp in Georgia, they had like thousands of affidavits

00:06:47.520 filled out of people saying they saw irregularities in the voting process.

00:06:51.360 And he was like, all right, we're going to look into it.

00:06:53.640 I think it was December 3rd.

00:06:54.800 And then on December 4th, his daughter's boyfriend dies in a fiery wreck.

00:06:59.280 And then now he's like, Oh, we're not going to do anything.

00:07:01.520 Yeah.

00:07:01.880 Shot one across the bow there.

00:07:03.660 Send a message.

00:07:04.780 Message sent for sure.

00:07:06.700 Bain was in Georgia.

00:07:08.000 It was Bain.

00:07:08.920 So follow him.

00:07:10.160 Show me his body.

00:07:11.740 Yeah.

00:07:12.360 There's a Bain operating for sure.

00:07:15.500 But you know, people ask me, some of these like Republicans, young conservatives ask me like,

00:07:19.680 all right, Fleckus, I know you love Trump.

00:07:22.000 What are we going to do if he's in jail or indicted and is not on the ballot?

00:07:26.860 There's no plan B.

00:07:28.640 We're going to write his name in and 80 million people are going to write Donald Trump in the

00:07:32.980 little line.

00:07:33.740 And we're going to win that way.

00:07:35.400 80 million.

00:07:36.120 That's there's no, there's no plan B.

00:07:38.560 And that's how we're going to have to do it.

00:07:40.260 Yeah.

00:07:40.540 They just have to write everyone's thing.

00:07:42.160 And imagine there's a world where that was going to happen.

00:07:44.860 And then they're like trying to get rid of the Trump votes.

00:07:48.700 So they're like, all right, signature verifications and do all these like steps to ensure no

00:07:53.440 fraudulent ballots come through.

00:07:54.600 That they never did in 2020.

00:07:56.120 Yeah.

00:07:56.240 And it ends up hurting them more than us.

00:07:57.900 Yeah.

00:07:58.180 Because all of our votes are legit.

00:07:59.700 Yeah.

00:08:00.040 That would actually, that's good.

00:08:01.180 That's good fan fiction.

00:08:02.560 Well, it's not about the votes.

00:08:03.620 It's about who counts the votes, as we've seen in the Georgia, Ruby Freeman.

00:08:08.240 There she was.

00:08:09.580 Yeah.

00:08:09.720 They really took advantage of the BLM types who were mad about George Floyd.

00:08:15.220 The generally aggrieved.

00:08:16.260 The aggrieved.

00:08:16.940 They said, well, I'm doing this for a good reason.

00:08:19.620 So.

00:08:19.780 Yeah.

00:08:20.120 Racist country.

00:08:20.900 George Floyd.

00:08:21.660 This is an honor of George.

00:08:22.900 And then you steal an election.

00:08:24.680 Yeah.

00:08:25.020 That's big.

00:08:26.280 All right.

00:08:26.780 Let's move on.

00:08:27.520 We're still in kind of the same section.

00:08:29.820 YG.

00:08:30.360 You want to see Ron first?

00:08:32.040 You want to play this?

00:08:32.580 Yeah, let's play that clip.

00:08:33.640 So I haven't had a chance to read it all.

00:08:35.600 But I will tell you is.

00:08:37.100 He starts a statement.

00:08:38.680 Haven't had a chance to read it.

00:08:39.840 The indictment.

00:08:40.460 Yeah.

00:08:40.720 Aren't you a lawyer?

00:08:42.060 And aren't you?

00:08:42.780 You went to Harvard?

00:08:43.760 Is it?

00:08:44.100 Is it like?

00:08:44.900 You're running in the election?

00:08:45.860 Is attacking Trump not a threat to other Republicans?

00:08:48.840 Like, oh, they'll kill Trump for non-crimes.

00:08:52.480 Show me the man.

00:08:53.220 Show me the crime.

00:08:53.820 Right?

00:08:54.400 They'll kill Trump.

00:08:55.320 But I haven't had a chance to read it.

00:08:57.320 Like, that's your move?

00:08:58.180 I haven't had a chance to read it?

00:08:58.820 Why don't you?

00:08:59.260 Let's stop the recording.

00:09:00.540 Give me 20 minutes to read it.

00:09:02.040 And then we can shoot the video.

00:09:03.520 Exactly.

00:09:04.220 Have you read it since then?

00:09:05.520 Yeah.

00:09:05.860 I haven't had a chance to read it.

00:09:06.920 So he just keeps dropping it.

00:09:07.980 But it's also like he's showing that he's not a populist.

00:09:11.440 He's not on our side.

00:09:13.180 He's just like positioning himself for if Trump gets removed from the ballot and goes

00:09:17.340 to jail or whatever they're trying to do to him.

00:09:19.100 He's trying to win this one election right now more than like, I don't know, take a stand

00:09:24.180 for actual Banana Republic shit.

00:09:26.440 I haven't had a chance to read it yet.

00:09:27.960 That's what I used to say to people.

00:09:29.140 Oh, we'll shut the camera off.

00:09:30.880 You're exactly right.

00:09:31.800 Oh, let's read that really quick first.

00:09:34.020 It's on your email.

00:09:35.080 Then you can comment on it directly.

00:09:36.560 I used to do that in college.

00:09:37.920 What would you think of the assignment?

00:09:39.140 Blah, blah, blah.

00:09:39.600 The character.

00:09:40.360 What happened?

00:09:40.960 I actually didn't get that far in the assignment.

00:09:44.520 I'll have an answer for you by tomorrow.

00:09:46.720 Yeah.

00:09:46.940 And then there's videos, obviously.

00:09:48.960 It's ironic that it happens in Georgia because Stacey Abrams, we have, I think, a 15 minute

00:09:54.520 video here of her doing nonstop election denial.

00:09:57.960 And they didn't get her in trouble for that.

00:10:00.100 They gave her a role in Star Wars, right?

00:10:02.320 Yeah, she's the global, she's the leader of Earth.

00:10:05.360 She lost her Georgia election, but she's the leader of Earth in the fake world.

00:10:08.940 So enjoy that, Stacey.

00:10:09.940 Should have been the Death Star.

00:10:11.800 Stacey and Chris Christie.

00:10:13.600 Yeah.

00:10:14.520 Push those two together?

00:10:15.520 What could happen?

00:10:16.140 I don't know.

00:10:18.200 Push those two together?

00:10:20.200 And they bounce.

00:10:21.420 Yeah.

00:10:22.600 All right.

00:10:23.220 Moving on.

00:10:23.920 Still part of the same section.

00:10:26.840 YG, famous for that song, Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck Donald Trump.

00:10:30.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:30.720 He says he's going to vote for Trump in 24 now.

00:10:33.140 Crazy.

00:10:33.700 Coming around.

00:10:34.420 People can change.

00:10:35.260 People can really change.

00:10:36.940 And people are waking up.

00:10:39.000 Still in politics section, KJP, Karine Jean-Pierre, she accidentally tweeted earlier in the week

00:10:45.360 a tweet that was meant for Joe Biden's account.

00:10:47.560 Yeah.

00:10:47.780 When I ran for president, blah, blah, blah.

00:10:50.040 Yep.

00:10:50.300 And everyone's saying, oh my gosh, KJP runs Joe Biden's Twitter.

00:10:54.360 It's some 25-year-old staffer who runs both of their Twitters.

00:10:58.140 KJP went to NYIT and barely broke 1,000 on her SATs.

00:11:02.320 She's not running Joe Biden's Twitter.

00:11:05.100 There's probably some smart kid who went to Yale.

00:11:08.280 Who made a mistake.

00:11:09.140 Yeah.

00:11:09.420 Who made a really bad mistake.

00:11:11.420 Probably some 25-year-old staffer who's doing that realistically.

00:11:15.060 KJP, once again, barely broke 1,000 on her SATs.

00:11:18.740 Is that true?

00:11:20.520 Like we looked at her SATs?

00:11:22.360 Oh, I just looked based on how she talks and how smart she thinks she is.

00:11:26.860 And what the average SAT it takes to get into that school.

00:11:28.820 And NYIT was the college right near my house where I grew up where anyone from my high school

00:11:33.940 The bad kids went.

00:11:35.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:36.700 So not very impressive.

00:11:38.680 And if she wants to debunk that, let us know your SAT score.

00:11:43.040 Publish them.

00:11:43.920 Hey, it was over 1,000.

00:11:44.880 I got 1150.

00:11:46.680 Okay.

00:11:47.120 Okay, have it.

00:11:49.100 Moving on, Joe Biden had a fake name.

00:11:52.600 Robert L. Peters was his little alias name for when he was doing Hunter Biden business deals.

00:11:58.620 Yeah, Biden used pseudonym for Ukraine dealings.

00:12:00.960 Obama's secret VP, Robert L. Peters.

00:12:04.020 And we've seen that, obviously, through the Hunter Biden laptop leak where a bunch of contacts

00:12:10.260 are called Pedo Peter.

00:12:11.260 So his dad, who's lovingly calling him a pedophile, Pedo Peter.

00:12:17.520 So that was the fake name.

00:12:19.080 Do you ever have a fake name or a fake persona?

00:12:21.740 Richard Ratboy.

00:12:23.780 Oh, yeah.

00:12:23.960 So, you know.

00:12:24.740 I've had a few then.

00:12:25.560 I can't really call him out, but I was also, I've never done, like, business dealings in

00:12:29.880 Ukraine as Richard Ratboy.

00:12:32.140 So.

00:12:32.360 Yeah.

00:12:32.680 But you could.

00:12:33.520 Yeah, I could, I guess.

00:12:34.400 And then if anything goes south, you just never go by Richard again.

00:12:37.700 Yeah.

00:12:37.900 I have no influence to Pedo, though, unfortunately.

00:12:40.420 Like, unless the country of Ukraine wants a shout out at the end of the podcast.

00:12:44.180 Otherwise.

00:12:45.200 Hey, maybe at episode 200, we'll see where that influence is at.

00:12:49.480 You never know.

00:12:50.100 In college, I had Alan Greenwall.

00:12:53.020 I don't remember that.

00:12:54.180 Remember Three Snack Mafia?

00:12:55.700 Yeah, but I don't remember that.

00:12:57.180 Alan Greenwall was me.

00:12:58.780 You don't remember that?

00:12:59.960 Three Snack Mafia is actually a funny bit.

00:13:02.060 You want to tell anybody about Three Snack Mafia?

00:13:03.720 In college, we were in a fraternity, senior year, and my fake name was Alan Greenwall,

00:13:09.900 and we were in something called Three Snack Mafia.

00:13:12.440 And at night, when we were out drinking, we would end the night by going into people's doors,

00:13:17.340 like, just busting into their rooms and eating all their snacks.

00:13:20.000 And then saying, give us some, or we'll take it all, right?

00:13:22.940 Yeah, that was our line.

00:13:23.900 So it was kind of like a mafia bullying, like, snack, like, stealing group.

00:13:27.980 But then one day, Three Snack Mafia had been terrorizing the house late at night for several

00:13:32.020 weekends in a row.

00:13:33.380 And then a rogue group of fraternity members ended up sending a message to Three Snack Mafia.

00:13:40.020 And I think someone had a computer chair that was, like, turned to sawdust.

00:13:44.200 Yeah, I had, like, a wooden rocking chair that was, like, old and in the frat.

00:13:48.340 And I got to my room one day, and it was just in a pile on my ground.

00:13:51.940 It was rubble.

00:13:52.680 And then they also took my cable box for the entire spring semester.

00:13:56.040 Yep.

00:13:56.340 Like, I couldn't watch TV.

00:13:57.500 So the terrorism, the victims fought back.

00:14:00.440 You remember Alan Greenwall and Harlan Quaid?

00:14:02.420 I remember Harlan Quaid.

00:14:03.740 I don't remember Alan Greenwall.

00:14:05.540 Palmer was Harlan Quaid.

00:14:06.760 All right, all right.

00:14:07.640 We don't even get into it.

00:14:08.700 We can't go.

00:14:09.240 But the terror reign ended pretty quickly.

00:14:11.280 And then it got to the point where people, before we went out drinking, would come by

00:14:14.260 and give us snacks, like, before, while everyone was sober.

00:14:17.400 And then they would leave a sign on their door saying that they were safe from intrusion.

00:14:21.720 Yeah, the debt paid.

00:14:22.100 Like, the blood of the lamb over the door.

00:14:24.420 And then the reason we got blown out was because we attacked someone who paid for safety earlier

00:14:30.360 in the night.

00:14:31.020 And we went against our word.

00:14:32.380 Yep.

00:14:32.560 So Alan Greenwall, Harlan Quaid, and then Wild Bill.

00:14:36.680 Yeah.

00:14:37.300 That was Brock.

00:14:38.080 That's everybody.

00:14:38.760 I remember.

00:14:39.240 Yeah.

00:14:39.780 All right, moving on.

00:14:40.400 We're still in housekeeping.

00:14:41.540 I have something very special for you guys at the end of housekeeping that I made.

00:14:45.420 Let's go to the husband remakes the viral video.

00:14:48.120 So there was that video last week where the woman is really annoying in the car.

00:14:51.720 Remember?

00:14:52.180 I just had coffee, and he's got to deal with me for three hours.

00:14:54.900 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:14:55.540 Remember that?

00:14:56.100 It was just horrible.

00:14:57.120 Yep.

00:14:57.500 The husband and the wife switched spots, and they remade the video.

00:15:00.940 Which is how you have to handle it if you go viral on the internet.

00:15:03.760 Smart of them.

00:15:04.440 Shout out to them.

00:15:05.440 There's a reason people don't let me drink coffee.

00:15:07.320 And it's not because they don't like it.

00:15:08.680 It's because now my husband has to deal with me the entire trip home, and we still have

00:15:12.860 another three and a half hours left.

00:15:18.200 Yeah.

00:15:19.400 Dirty fingernails.

00:15:20.640 That's...

00:15:21.360 He posted this video, and every comment was, look at those fucking fingernails.

00:15:26.280 So I'm done with these people entirely.

00:15:27.760 Yeah, their arc is finished.

00:15:29.420 We no longer have to deal with them.

00:15:30.900 I don't feel bad.

00:15:31.760 That's it.

00:15:32.260 Yeah.

00:15:32.440 I don't feel bad for making fun of them.

00:15:33.880 I don't either.

00:15:34.800 Goodbye.

00:15:34.960 We have to move on.

00:15:35.600 All right.

00:15:35.820 We have fan shout outs, which we do every Friday.

00:15:38.680 We have a couple good ones.

00:15:40.860 First, we have Emma.

00:15:42.920 Emma drew us a cool drawing.

00:15:45.180 Very cool.

00:15:45.980 Look at that.

00:15:46.560 Me and Richard Rapboy.

00:15:47.860 I think it's with charcoal and pencil or something.

00:15:49.860 Very cool.

00:15:50.920 We're going to shout her out at the end of the episode for our small business shout outs.

00:15:55.040 Then a boyfriend and girlfriend got engaged.

00:15:57.100 Jason and his girlfriend got engaged.

00:15:59.720 Congrats.

00:16:00.260 Can you read the thing?

00:16:01.400 My boyfriend and I just got engaged, and I would love to surprise him with a shout out

00:16:04.700 on your show.

00:16:05.260 He introduced me to it, and now we watch every episode together.

00:16:07.880 Hopefully on two separate phones, but at the same time, so we get the double views.

00:16:11.500 Yeah, you guys have been snaking me for views.

00:16:14.640 Here's to the greatest podcast of all time.

00:16:16.060 His name is Jason, so this is their picture.

00:16:18.140 Congrats, you guys.

00:16:18.800 Couples that watch Fluck Us Together, stay together.

00:16:21.100 Yeah, there's actually been zero divorces ever.

00:16:23.320 Oh, that's interesting.

00:16:25.620 Zero?

00:16:26.200 Yeah, because if you're watching the show together, and maybe one person's like, oh, I hate this

00:16:30.860 show I'm not watching, that's where the divorce will come.

00:16:33.260 If you watch together, you're going to be good.

00:16:35.800 We had some Fluck Us Talks, the show Graffiti.

00:16:38.220 This was my personal favorite.

00:16:40.280 That's in Buffalo.

00:16:41.100 That's very cool.

00:16:42.140 We didn't tell anyone to do that.

00:16:43.360 They just did it.

00:16:44.320 And I like that Rap Boy had some representation here, too.

00:16:46.660 That made me feel good.

00:16:47.460 That's real nice.

00:16:49.820 What else do we have?

00:16:50.680 We have a couple of rock kicks.

00:16:51.940 We have this, yeah, Coma Lives.

00:16:54.360 Coma Lives, Coma Lives.

00:16:55.660 Coma Lives, yeah.

00:16:56.380 He actually designed a shirt for us back in the day, and we never really released it,

00:17:00.380 but it was Muppie Muppzino.

00:17:01.920 You remember that?

00:17:02.580 Oh, yeah, I remember Muppie Muppzino.

00:17:03.660 So he's a good guy, good designer.

00:17:05.740 He's great.

00:17:06.360 He made these for us.

00:17:07.320 I guess I'm the fat, fat fuck.

00:17:09.160 And I'm Chad.

00:17:10.100 This is very generous.

00:17:11.160 Chad Michael Murray.

00:17:12.220 Very generous, is what I say.

00:17:14.140 Well, that's nice.

00:17:15.020 That's cool.

00:17:15.760 That's very cool.

00:17:16.480 I'm not mad that I'm so fat in that.

00:17:18.000 But we have, yeah, this is The Boys.

00:17:26.920 Yo, guys.

00:17:28.220 Did you hear that Flickus Talks podcast is now on Tuesdays and Fridays?

00:17:32.540 Is that featuring Richard Rockford?

00:17:34.280 It is.

00:17:34.920 Yeah.

00:17:35.380 That was most recently.

00:17:37.300 Did you cut it off?

00:17:38.360 Yeah, it got cut off.

00:17:39.360 Most recently ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:17:41.700 But The Boys in the gym.

00:17:43.020 That's good stuff.

00:17:44.020 Yeah.

00:17:44.500 Doesn't get much better than that.

00:17:45.620 We got a couple of rock kicks and we're out of here.

00:17:48.260 Get fucked hippies.

00:17:49.480 Currency of Flickus Talks.

00:17:51.220 Fucking hippies.

00:17:53.800 Very nice.

00:17:54.580 You're going to do the other one too?

00:17:55.380 Yeah, last one.

00:17:58.140 All the way from the state of Montana.

00:18:01.480 Got to do it for Papa Flickus and RRB.

00:18:06.700 Flickus Talks, the podcast.

00:18:08.760 Voted the best new podcast of all time.

00:18:14.020 Fucking hippies.

00:18:14.900 Awesome.

00:18:16.020 Thank you.

00:18:16.820 And then there's another thing I found really quick in that same section.

00:18:21.120 If you guys are bread makers, maybe there's some ladies out there who know how to make bread cool.

00:18:27.020 Look at this thing I found.

00:18:28.340 It's so easy to do based on the steps.

00:18:31.400 You cut it in four.

00:18:32.480 You kind of do a little boat.

00:18:34.000 You stack the little boats.

00:18:36.540 You put it down.

00:18:38.080 You cut it.

00:18:39.460 You pinch it.

00:18:41.020 Chopstick.

00:18:41.420 And now you have a leaf thing.

00:18:44.240 That is so cool and so easy.

00:18:46.200 So if you guys have dough, do that.

00:18:48.540 Tag us.

00:18:49.440 Shout us out.

00:18:50.240 We'll repost it and feature you next week.

00:18:52.300 Smart.

00:18:52.660 All right.

00:18:52.820 Let's move on.

00:18:54.060 Owen Benjamin posted something very interesting.

00:18:56.620 Speaking of food, about estrogen and soybean oil.

00:19:01.860 You want me to read it?

00:19:02.600 Yeah, go for it.

00:19:03.360 There is as much estrogen in a tablespoon of soybean oil as there is in a birth control pill.

00:19:08.600 All fast food is going to have this soybean oil in it.

00:19:11.400 A serving of chicken nuggets or french fries is going to have the estrogenic levels of a birth control pill.

00:19:17.360 That was a quote from Sally Morrell from a podcast she did.

00:19:21.220 Very interesting.

00:19:22.080 And that kind of makes sense as to why everyone's gay and trans or part of it.

00:19:26.640 Yeah.

00:19:27.120 It at least greased the skids of the gay and trans shit.

00:19:29.820 I don't know if that alone would have done it.

00:19:32.080 But if you have like 10 other things working against you.

00:19:34.480 It made resistance easier.

00:19:36.100 You're sliding right towards being a tranny, which is very interesting.

00:19:39.600 And now actually I feel stupid because my next thing is Jimmy John's does a great job.

00:19:44.360 We had Jimmy John's earlier in the week and only had good things to say about it.

00:19:48.920 Yeah.

00:19:49.300 Fantastic bread, great sandwiches.

00:19:51.320 It was very good, but I hope there's no soybean oil in there.

00:19:54.180 TBD, but it's all about the bread, I guess, because the rest is meat.

00:19:57.760 If there's not, Jimmy John's has our full endorsement.

00:20:00.900 All right.

00:20:01.480 Let's keep going.

00:20:02.720 Richmond, North of Richmond.

00:20:04.520 That song went really viral earlier in the week.

00:20:07.700 Very good song.

00:20:09.580 Ballad of the Unheard Person.

00:20:11.920 And now there is another iteration for it.

00:20:14.440 You guys know that I like when foreign people do American songs.

00:20:17.620 Let it rip.

00:20:17.920 I've been selling my soul.

00:20:19.900 Working all day.

00:20:21.980 Over time hours.

00:20:23.900 For bullshit pay so I can't sit out yet and waste my life away.

00:20:30.140 To drive back home and drown my childbirth away.

00:20:34.040 It's a damn shame.

00:20:35.420 It's a damn shame.

00:20:37.400 Put the world going too.

00:20:39.680 So I like stuff like that.

00:20:40.860 Yeah.

00:20:41.860 Okay.

00:20:42.420 Moving on.

00:20:43.040 We actually have to keep going.

00:20:44.640 Okay.

00:20:45.300 We can't spend too much time in housekeeping.

00:20:47.300 Although it is episode 100.

00:20:48.820 Yeah.

00:20:48.980 I can kind of do whatever.

00:20:50.060 Yeah.

00:20:50.220 We're kind of free.

00:20:51.020 We're free.

00:20:51.300 All right.

00:20:51.420 We're free.

00:20:52.100 From the shackles of.

00:20:53.860 Everyone, we're here for the long haul.

00:20:55.920 We watched Insidious 2 the other night.

00:20:58.680 Okay.

00:20:59.900 All right.

00:21:00.480 So I also saw Insidious 1 recently.

00:21:03.960 So then I realized if you thought Insidious 1 was too insidious, then you'll agree that

00:21:10.180 Insidious 2 was too insidious too.

00:21:14.240 Right?

00:21:15.060 Yeah.

00:21:15.460 Yeah.

00:21:15.660 No, that checks out.

00:21:16.860 Unfortunately, that checks out.

00:21:18.660 Yeah.

00:21:19.120 All right.

00:21:19.500 We have to move on.

00:21:21.660 Okay.

00:21:21.880 Now you're going to hustle me.

00:21:22.900 That's all I have to say for that part.

00:21:25.280 All right.

00:21:25.400 One of our friends bought a cheap boat online.

00:21:28.460 With termite damage?

00:21:29.720 Don't say that.

00:21:30.740 You're not supposed to say that part.

00:21:32.600 It did have maybe a little bit of termite damage.

00:21:35.200 You're not supposed to say that part, but they bought a little boat.

00:21:39.200 And the reason the deal went through so easily is because the guy selling the boat, his wife

00:21:44.580 wanted it out of the garage or out of the driveway.

00:21:47.480 Yeah.

00:21:47.820 It was taking up space.

00:21:49.020 You said it was a barking wife.

00:21:50.540 So if you're ever looking to make a deal and the person you're buying from has a barking

00:21:55.760 wife in their ear, you'll get that deal done for pretty much whatever you offer.

00:22:00.160 Low ball them.

00:22:01.040 Really low ball them.

00:22:02.720 Yeah.

00:22:03.180 All right.

00:22:04.020 Last page of housekeeping.

00:22:05.800 We are at episode 100.

00:22:08.480 Yeah.

00:22:08.920 We made it 100 episodes.

00:22:11.640 We have-

00:22:12.240 Which is crazy given, you know, podcasts.

00:22:15.020 Yeah.

00:22:15.980 Podcasts became a meme of like, everybody has a podcast, right?

00:22:19.360 That's kind of the joke.

00:22:20.820 Two guys, the kids sitting at the basement, you know?

00:22:23.780 It's easy to have a shitty podcast.

00:22:25.720 It's incredibly easy.

00:22:26.700 It's never been easier to have a shitty podcast, right?

00:22:28.780 Yep.

00:22:29.500 And our show has come a long way.

00:22:32.480 The evolution of Richard Ratboy's chair.

00:22:35.300 Let's start there.

00:22:36.800 Episode one was no chair because we had audio only.

00:22:40.720 No video.

00:22:41.400 Yeah.

00:22:41.620 No video.

00:22:42.680 And then he was the side guy.

00:22:44.340 Remember you were the side guy?

00:22:45.460 Yeah.

00:22:46.260 The side guy there.

00:22:47.280 That was my most natural state, I'd say.

00:22:49.140 I was, we were onto something.

00:22:51.060 Yeah.

00:22:51.300 And then we moved.

00:22:52.640 So then we had you on the corner of the table.

00:22:54.960 Kind of straddling.

00:22:56.200 And now you're right next to me.

00:22:57.960 Feels good.

00:22:58.780 Soon we'll be stacked up.

00:23:00.020 Yeah.

00:23:00.640 I'll be sitting on your lap.

00:23:02.400 So that was cool.

00:23:03.720 We've had nice iterations.

00:23:04.780 We also had two chair blowouts over the years.

00:23:08.380 We're not going to say who did it, but it averages out to one per person.

00:23:11.520 One per host.

00:23:12.960 Per host.

00:23:13.340 That's the average.

00:23:14.420 Yeah.

00:23:14.520 Yeah.

00:23:15.600 And we also had, you know, some funny phrases and stuff that we made up.

00:23:20.520 You know, did I do that?

00:23:22.180 Did I do that?

00:23:23.720 Yabba dabba doo.

00:23:25.220 To the moon, Alice.

00:23:27.300 Hasta la vista, baby.

00:23:29.140 All us.

00:23:29.920 That was episode, I think, 35.

00:23:31.360 Yep.

00:23:31.700 We did hasta la vista, baby.

00:23:32.920 Yep.

00:23:33.080 That was us.

00:23:34.520 Johnny Root that time took a selfie with a trans person.

00:23:37.700 Yep.

00:23:37.920 That, when he went on vacation with her.

00:23:40.140 His cat gets out.

00:23:43.120 We had some great memories.

00:23:46.560 Let's see.

00:23:47.300 Rob Smith, Ceviche Cabana, Tennis, Miami, Vespa, Downpour.

00:23:51.400 Yep.

00:23:51.840 The Rob songs.

00:23:53.240 The Luggage Twink.

00:23:54.280 Dylan Mulvaney.

00:23:55.280 The Big Titty Woodshop teacher.

00:23:57.520 Yeah.

00:23:58.340 You know, who else?

00:23:59.640 We made fun of Dan Crenshaw.

00:24:01.920 We called everything out.

00:24:03.240 We were proven right on pretty much everything we've ever said about COVID and the heart attacks.

00:24:07.920 It's the vaccine.

00:24:09.220 We found out everything causes heart attacks, except for the vaccine.

00:24:13.400 Yep.

00:24:13.920 We had some election issues we were right about.

00:24:15.920 We were right that Britney Spears should have stayed in her conservative ship.

00:24:19.140 We were actually very early on that.

00:24:21.000 Yeah.

00:24:21.460 Like, she was barely even acting out, and we were like, put her back in.

00:24:25.380 And all the gays are like, free Britney.

00:24:27.000 Where are they at now?

00:24:28.140 Matt Gaetz kind of fell out of that, too.

00:24:29.900 Remember?

00:24:30.280 He was on that side?

00:24:31.180 Matt Gaetz really wanted a free Britney.

00:24:33.180 Yeah.

00:24:33.680 Where are you at now, the gays?

00:24:35.860 Free Britney.

00:24:36.420 You don't even talk about her anymore.

00:24:38.300 We were right about the Island Boys selling their soul.

00:24:41.000 We were right about-

00:24:41.560 Yeah.

00:24:42.140 We never updated on that.

00:24:43.480 They're now, like, on OnlyFans, kissing each other.

00:24:45.660 Yeah.

00:24:46.220 It may be worse.

00:24:47.260 Yeah.

00:24:47.880 We were right about Russia-Ukraine.

00:24:50.140 Justin Trudeau is gay.

00:24:51.580 We got it all correct.

00:24:52.800 Yeah.

00:24:53.160 We're still waiting on that one to be fully good, but yeah.

00:24:56.540 And then I found this quote, this tweet.

00:24:58.840 It says, your first workout will be bad.

00:25:00.600 Your first podcast will be bad.

00:25:02.120 Your first speech will be bad.

00:25:03.420 Your first video will be bad.

00:25:04.620 Your first anything will be bad.

00:25:06.240 But you can make it to your hundredth without making-

00:25:08.340 You can't make it to your hundredth without making it through-

00:25:10.880 Great.

00:25:12.060 Great job.

00:25:13.080 Now we know what I read.

00:25:14.340 But you can't make it to your hundredth without making your first.

00:25:16.960 So put aside your ego and start.

00:25:18.740 And that's bullshit.

00:25:19.760 Our first episode was great.

00:25:21.240 I actually don't know.

00:25:25.180 If that rings true to you, you're a fucking loser.

00:25:28.120 You're looking for Gary V type shit to fucking justify your life.

00:25:31.740 Our first episode was great.

00:25:33.440 You either have it or you don't.

00:25:34.880 Okay.

00:25:35.820 Okay.

00:25:36.300 I didn't know you were going that way with it, but that's fine.

00:25:38.640 Yeah.

00:25:38.960 You know?

00:25:39.860 Right.

00:25:40.120 Episode 100.

00:25:40.980 Yeah.

00:25:41.680 Okay.

00:25:42.240 And I made something for everybody.

00:25:45.280 In honor of episode 100, I put something together that I thought you guys would like.

00:25:50.400 I hope you do.

00:25:51.480 Here it is.

00:25:54.580 Is this your seat?

00:25:58.920 Yeah.

00:25:59.900 Yeah.

00:26:00.360 That's my seat right there.

00:26:04.700 Whoa!

00:26:13.180 That's for you guys.

00:26:14.740 That's what you prepared, huh?

00:26:16.140 That's what I prepared for you guys.

00:26:18.200 I was wondering what you were doing when you made me film that on green screen.

00:26:21.240 That's what I made for you guys.

00:26:24.700 A lot of effort goes into it.

00:26:26.620 Make sure you tickle the post.

00:26:28.340 This is the 100th episode.

00:26:29.620 Juice the algo for us.

00:26:30.700 Make sure you tickle.

00:26:31.520 Leave comments.

00:26:32.360 Like the video.

00:26:33.740 Turn notifications on.

00:26:35.380 We actually have a new shirt.

00:26:38.780 Oh.

00:26:39.000 New Fleckus Talks the podcast shirt.

00:26:41.120 A new iteration just dropped in honor of episode 100.

00:26:45.300 Go get it today on FleckusMerch.com.

00:26:47.980 The merch store is back open.

00:26:50.600 And I think the design point, we don't really have a podcast logo like we kind of do, obviously.

00:26:55.660 The rug, the main logo, but wanted something kind of discreet that's not like free Donald Trump, free Big Don.

00:27:04.400 You know, a little discreet like head nod, sort of a smaller thing.

00:27:09.060 And I think that works with that logo.

00:27:10.640 It was very cool.

00:27:11.600 Richard Rappoy and I designed it yesterday.

00:27:14.080 Super cool.

00:27:14.900 Super subtle.

00:27:15.640 It's a t-shirt.

00:27:16.380 And then it's also a hoodie.

00:27:17.940 And if you guys have Fleckus Talks, the original podcast hoodie with the emblem on the left breast, that's actually discontinued.

00:27:26.320 Wow.

00:27:26.900 That was first 100.

00:27:28.260 Second 100 is this one.

00:27:29.620 So you either got that one or you didn't.

00:27:31.520 If you don't have it, it's okay.

00:27:33.140 Just make sure you get this one.

00:27:34.880 It's all linked in the description.

00:27:36.720 FleckusMerch.com.

00:27:37.960 Also, make sure you guys join Fleckustalks.com.

00:27:41.480 We just did an interview with John Doyle earlier in the week.

00:27:44.920 We talked about the Montgomery, Alabama fight and also the 2024 election.

00:27:49.780 There's very good conversation with him.

00:27:51.520 So make sure you guys join.

00:27:52.700 We also have a bonus land that drops today right after this episode is over.

00:27:58.160 Extra 30 minutes of the show.

00:28:00.080 And because it's episode 100, in honor of episode 100, we're giving away 10 of the new Fleckustalks t-shirts

00:28:08.520 to people who join Fleckustalks.com.

00:28:12.240 So if you guys are thinking about it, now is the time.

00:28:16.320 Make sure you sign up by Monday.

00:28:18.580 On Monday, we are going to select 10 members from Fleckustalks.com to get free t-shirts.

00:28:24.620 So please join.

00:28:26.160 It helps the show.

00:28:27.040 We couldn't have made it to episode 100 without you guys supporting.

00:28:30.820 Fleckustalks.com is the website.

00:28:32.800 Tons of bonus content.

00:28:33.700 We're also working on live stream capabilities.

00:28:36.340 We're trying to get that squared away.

00:28:38.100 We have some debates coming up.

00:28:39.940 We want to live stream those.

00:28:41.200 So make sure you guys join Fleckustalks.com so you can see all this exclusive content.

00:28:45.160 Before we go into cringe, I just wanted to thank everyone involved with the show.

00:28:49.560 Not only does it work because of you guys watching and joining Fleckustalks.com,

00:28:53.260 but it also works because I have lovely Richard Rapoy next to me.

00:28:57.440 Couldn't do without him.

00:28:58.820 Couldn't do without the jokes he helps me write.

00:29:00.920 The way we come and bring these shows together every week.

00:29:04.280 And I also couldn't do without Nick, the editor.

00:29:06.620 Nick, we love you.

00:29:08.000 He's been here since episode one.

00:29:09.840 He started out just volunteering his time.

00:29:11.940 He made everything so great.

00:29:13.560 All the cool editing and graphics you see, the music, the intro,

00:29:17.920 every single cool thing you see happening on screen besides us is because of Nick.

00:29:23.060 Very grateful for you, Nick.

00:29:24.260 We love you and your family.

00:29:26.200 Thank you for everything.

00:29:27.260 Shout out to Nick.

00:29:27.940 Shout out to Nick.

00:29:28.620 Couldn't do without you guys.

00:29:29.620 Thank you for everything.

00:29:30.920 We are now into Cringe of the Week.

00:29:35.840 First clip of Cringe, the guy who knocks himself out at the punching bag thing.

00:29:40.500 Standard physical cringe.

00:29:45.840 Can't say he's not an entertainer.

00:29:47.880 Yeah.

00:29:48.680 He had a plan.

00:29:50.020 He executed.

00:29:51.500 He's only, it hurts nobody.

00:29:53.840 Yeah.

00:29:54.300 He's dealing with the CTE himself.

00:29:56.600 So I don't know.

00:29:57.420 Open a chuck case.

00:29:58.300 Everyone got a good laugh.

00:29:59.460 Yeah.

00:29:59.760 It's called being committed to the bit.

00:30:01.560 Yeah.

00:30:02.560 Don't do this.

00:30:03.820 Any sort of, I mean, obviously that we don't even have to say it.

00:30:06.800 Don't do it.

00:30:08.100 Speaking of committed to the bit, let's get ready with this clown person.

00:30:11.620 Before we play it, just have the idea that this person is dressing to be a clown and it'll

00:30:18.000 be funnier.

00:30:18.580 Get ready with me today for therapy.

00:30:21.400 Looking at my best makes me feel my best when I go to therapy.

00:30:24.420 So I'm going to style this super cute bow.

00:30:27.700 So when she originally just shows the dress, when I first saw this, I was like, all right,

00:30:32.280 that's enough to go in the show.

00:30:33.760 Like this person's dressing like a clown.

00:30:35.700 Like that's a clown.

00:30:36.620 Yeah.

00:30:36.940 And it gets so much worse.

00:30:39.040 Mini dress.

00:30:39.900 Okay.

00:30:40.260 Here is the dress on.

00:30:41.800 And of course, I'm not just going to wear it like this.

00:30:44.000 So let's style it, adding these ruffle bloomer shorts underneath, going to add this tiered

00:30:50.040 skirt, my croc earrings.

00:30:52.020 Of course, I had to add my bow accessories to match the bow dress.

00:30:56.480 So I put one in my hair.

00:30:58.040 You know what?

00:30:58.440 I'm going to add my cheetah tutu as well.

00:31:01.420 I think this little bustier bag is going to be perfect.

00:31:04.900 Going to flex on my therapist in my Moschino blow up wedges, red frames to compliment my

00:31:11.420 makeup.

00:31:11.780 Here is my final look for therapy.

00:31:16.080 Oh my gosh.

00:31:16.900 It's so fun.

00:31:18.060 The final look.

00:31:18.860 That's good.

00:31:19.720 The final look.

00:31:20.760 It's, well, you're clearly a patient.

00:31:23.060 Yeah.

00:31:23.720 At least you got that going for you.

00:31:25.320 Yeah.

00:31:25.560 They go, okay, you must be by three o'clock.

00:31:27.640 You know, like the new receptionist.

00:31:29.800 Like, yeah, you're in the right spot.

00:31:31.220 Yeah.

00:31:31.520 And if we walked in, they would be like, oh, do you need validation for parking or something?

00:31:36.260 Shouldn't you be at the machine shop next door?

00:31:38.660 She walks in, she's seeking a different kind of validation.

00:31:41.480 And you know what?

00:31:42.180 Look at this skirt with this like ridges and external stuff.

00:31:45.320 It's like, hey, I'm about to go sit on a couch and talk about my life for an hour.

00:31:48.700 Better put on the crazy clown thing that makes it hard to sit.

00:31:51.880 I don't, I don't get it.

00:31:53.440 I think that part of it is like, she's LARPing as someone with major issues.

00:31:58.140 So when you walk into the therapist, you're like, oh, I got problems.

00:32:01.160 Yeah.

00:32:01.700 Just look.

00:32:02.360 Look.

00:32:02.880 It's, it's bad.

00:32:04.120 Yeah.

00:32:04.460 Which is, I think that's a big part of it.

00:32:06.720 Um, yeah.

00:32:07.600 So stupid stuff, stupid outfit.

00:32:10.060 Enough said.

00:32:10.920 Sorry.

00:32:11.360 You're in cringe of the week.

00:32:12.180 Well, then again, stupid outfit.

00:32:13.800 You just wear this cutoff hoodie thing every time, every week.

00:32:17.260 Yeah.

00:32:17.440 It's not stupid though.

00:32:18.300 I got a new one.

00:32:18.920 This is actually Navy.

00:32:19.980 It's not black.

00:32:20.900 Wow.

00:32:21.120 I have a new one now.

00:32:22.480 Wow.

00:32:22.980 Okay.

00:32:23.280 Case closed.

00:32:23.960 I just wear the same thing every day.

00:32:25.340 Yeah.

00:32:25.740 It helps, uh, with my decision making.

00:32:27.880 I can save decisions for other stuff.

00:32:29.660 You're like Mark Zuckerberg.

00:32:30.920 I'm like Zach.

00:32:32.220 Yeah.

00:32:32.860 All right.

00:32:33.220 Let's go to the minotaur children.

00:32:34.720 This person thinks that, uh, kids can, I don't even know how to explain it.

00:32:39.160 Yeah.

00:32:39.680 And few do.

00:32:40.600 And I guess that's kind of the point of us covering it.

00:32:42.800 But this feminist medical school professor says trans kids identifying as minotaurs are part

00:32:48.100 of the gender revolution.

00:32:49.380 You know, that Harry Potter Lord of the Rings shit.

00:32:52.240 Like the bull human combo.

00:32:53.840 Yeah.

00:32:54.360 Yeah.

00:32:54.620 So that's it.

00:32:55.500 This article, it talks about how she's a gender, you know, gender bender, freak, whatever.

00:33:00.840 Uh, Aaron soft made what some may consider fringe claims about gender ideology, including

00:33:06.040 that kids can identify as gender hybrids, which include a mythology inspired creature called

00:33:10.620 a gender minotaur.

00:33:12.240 Uh, and that kids can change their gender by season and can have different identities depending

00:33:17.180 on their location.

00:33:18.220 And so she describes a gender minotaur as one on top, other on the bottom.

00:33:23.880 So girl on top, boy on the bottom, gender by season, school year, girl, summer, boy, gender

00:33:30.580 by location at home, boy at grandma's girls.

00:33:34.400 So I actually always like this.

00:33:37.200 I know, uh, I don't know what your thoughts are on the matter, but I like when they do something

00:33:42.360 so stupid, like obviously the entire gender is a spectrum, gender is fluid.

00:33:47.160 It's all stupid.

00:33:48.360 That's why you're here, right?

00:33:49.580 That's why you watch the show.

00:33:51.020 But when they go out and say, you can be a minotaur half on top, half on bottom, it just

00:33:56.160 gives you permission to ignore everything that woman has ever said.

00:34:00.460 Yeah.

00:34:00.860 You know, it's easy.

00:34:01.700 It's like a permission to just go, oh, okay.

00:34:04.700 Close the computer.

00:34:05.760 I'm done.

00:34:06.520 So that's good.

00:34:07.820 What are your thoughts on this?

00:34:08.720 You think that exists?

00:34:09.760 There was a part of it that said that like, uh, children know more about this than we do.

00:34:14.020 Yeah.

00:34:14.440 Uh, I, I totally agree.

00:34:15.920 We're in the midst of a gender revolution and the children are leading it.

00:34:18.960 And it's a wonderful thing to see.

00:34:20.400 It's also humbling to know children know more than we do about this topic of being gender

00:34:25.180 expansive.

00:34:25.680 She said in the San Francisco public library.

00:34:27.980 So it's like, that's just the kid's imagination.

00:34:30.220 And then they're legitimizing it.

00:34:32.000 Oh, I feel like a boy up here and a girl down here.

00:34:34.400 And it's like, oh, this is new.

00:34:36.160 We've got to document this.

00:34:37.220 This is groundbreaking stuff.

00:34:38.400 It's like it's an uncontacted tribe in Papua New Guinea.

00:34:41.720 And they're like, oh yeah, you're teaching me.

00:34:44.220 You're, you feel like a girl at grandma's house only.

00:34:46.620 Oh, that's, that's astonishing.

00:34:49.340 Yeah.

00:34:49.820 You get to basically, it's like, uh, the, the wild, wild west of, oh, that's a new species.

00:34:54.880 That's a new, this.

00:34:55.720 It's like, I get to classify this.

00:34:57.380 I just, they made it up right now.

00:34:59.160 So they have like that pioneer spirit.

00:35:01.500 Exactly.

00:35:02.020 And you don't have that anywhere else in the world anymore.

00:35:04.200 So I get it.

00:35:05.980 Unfortunately, you're all stupid.

00:35:08.740 You're listening to the kids and you're not even listening to the smart kids.

00:35:13.100 Yeah.

00:35:13.500 And then there was a thing that Jack Pistopic posted about Legos.

00:35:17.040 Like Lego did a study.

00:35:18.100 Um, can you give that a reason along?

00:35:20.160 Yeah.

00:35:20.360 It said Lego did a study when they created the Lego friends line for girls, where they

00:35:23.900 discovered that when a boy plays with a toy of a character, he tries to become the character.

00:35:28.860 And when a girl does the same thing, she tries to make the character become her.

00:35:33.200 So if you give a boy a Batman toy, he's going to want to know everything there is to know about

00:35:36.560 Batman.

00:35:37.240 He'll try to think and talk like Batman when he plays with the toy.

00:35:40.900 The little girl on the other hand is going to make Batman go shopping, bake cookies and go to

00:35:44.920 the prom.

00:35:45.380 Um, that's not to say there aren't exceptions on both side.

00:35:47.760 Uh, but that that's the data that allowed Lego to finally get a foothold on the girls

00:35:52.860 market after decades of fail attempts.

00:35:55.500 Uh, if you look at how women approach things like star Wars or remakes of any animated movies,

00:35:59.980 is it any, any wonder, uh, that so many of them want to reinvent the IP either by feminizing

00:36:05.800 it or changing the main character to look like them?

00:36:07.820 Um, yeah, it makes sense.

00:36:09.940 That makes a lot of sense.

00:36:11.120 Uh, we actually have more clips of cringe to get to, uh, the kid who's talking about

00:36:16.300 the gender surgery.

00:36:17.500 This is like a dark clip guys.

00:36:19.700 Yeah.

00:36:20.280 Like we do stuff like this all the time, but certain ones, they just feel particularly

00:36:24.940 nefarious bad.

00:36:27.060 If you want girl parts and you don't have them, you can do special surgery where they

00:36:35.620 turn your penis inside out and there's a vagina inside.

00:36:39.740 Yeah.

00:36:41.380 I wonder who told Claire about that.

00:36:43.900 Yeah.

00:36:44.180 Aunt Marie, who was really born Michael, uh, he's been in her ear, right?

00:36:49.100 You know, that meme of like, you know, what, guess which one's a trans person?

00:36:52.640 And it's like, you'll never be able to find everyone's five, four.

00:36:55.260 That one person's six, two.

00:36:57.200 I wonder who told the kid about the surgery.

00:36:59.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:00.280 And if, and if you don't have a, like a trans non-binary freak in your family immediately

00:37:04.720 go to the kindergarten teacher and start making demands.

00:37:08.200 Bad kids should not be saying stuff like that.

00:37:10.740 Uh, there was a, um, vaginoplasty regret post on Reddit.

00:37:16.780 Yeah.

00:37:17.120 And we can't really verify if this is true or not, but it was getting some engagement on

00:37:21.620 Reddit, uh, on the transgender surgery, subreddit regretting, uh, vaginoplasty.

00:37:27.720 That's where they made your dick flipped it.

00:37:31.920 Man-made horrors, rot pocket, rot pocket became, and then the doctor charged you a lot of money.

00:37:37.180 Well, actually your insurance company.

00:37:39.500 We're getting, uh, vaginoplasty.

00:37:42.180 Is it possible to then get phalloplasty?

00:37:45.720 So.

00:37:46.380 I understand this is probably a highly unusual thing to post and I don't really want to get

00:37:49.760 into where my head is at on this.

00:37:51.620 I just want to know if this is something that anyone has heard of someone doing or had personal

00:37:55.840 experience with.

00:37:56.520 So they got their cock chopped off and now they want to get one rebuilt.

00:38:02.020 There's nothing left.

00:38:03.540 There's no tissue left.

00:38:04.620 We can't make a cock out of nothing.

00:38:07.160 That's tough.

00:38:08.040 That's bad.

00:38:08.840 Insurance companies are going to be paying for that.

00:38:10.840 Richard Rappway had a funny tweet that went along with it.

00:38:13.060 The doctor, after he see changes his mind for the sixth time and there's nothing left.

00:38:17.640 And it's like that famous photo where they did like a 20 hour heart surgery on a guy and

00:38:22.060 the doctor's just tired and the nurse is in the corner.

00:38:26.320 There's nothing left.

00:38:27.380 All right.

00:38:27.580 I don't know.

00:38:28.320 I guess they changed their mind a lot.

00:38:30.480 And I guess they can, there's constantly new ideas in their brain and then that's their

00:38:34.440 new identity.

00:38:35.380 Yeah.

00:38:35.560 Maybe we should just wait until everyone gets older and grows out of it.

00:38:38.340 Yeah.

00:38:38.600 Well, I guess Elliot, Elliot Page could become Ellen again.

00:38:41.560 Yeah.

00:38:42.000 So there's hope.

00:38:42.880 I don't know.

00:38:43.280 There is hope.

00:38:43.840 Uh, let's go to the woman with the trans kid in the pool.

00:38:47.200 She had a little bit of a problem.

00:38:49.580 So I'm at the pool and, um, you know, kids have goggles on and stuff.

00:38:55.520 Quintina wears a bathing suit bottom that has a skirt on it.

00:38:59.920 And, um, one of the kids went under the water and, uh, her skirt had flown up and saw that

00:39:06.460 she, you know, had junk and, um, said something to another kid.

00:39:13.120 And, um, like, is there something that, like, if you're a trans woman, like, is there something

00:39:21.540 that you can wear that can kind of cover it up?

00:39:25.320 So, you know, you look on the outside, you know, when you're wearing certain clothes, you

00:39:31.500 don't want to have a bulge.

00:39:32.180 Yeah.

00:39:32.500 So she's trying to cover the bulge.

00:39:34.340 Yeah.

00:39:34.940 Go to Target.

00:39:36.260 You got to listen to the right wing.

00:39:37.800 You idiot.

00:39:38.600 Target has what you need.

00:39:40.140 We've been boycotting Target for this exact product.

00:39:42.780 It's a tuck friendly swimwear for your trans kid.

00:39:45.540 This is who it was made for.

00:39:46.960 The one person on earth, Target.

00:39:48.820 And you didn't even get, get to them.

00:39:50.280 How do they not get to that person?

00:39:51.960 Target.

00:39:52.420 You were willing to throw away your whole brand and you didn't even market it correctly

00:39:56.440 to the one woman who needs this.

00:39:58.140 This creepy Munchausen by proxy tran mom.

00:40:01.300 Yeah.

00:40:01.880 Is there anything that we could do?

00:40:03.420 Ask you for advice.

00:40:04.460 Yeah.

00:40:04.860 Go to Target.

00:40:05.480 And then the kid knows something ain't right.

00:40:07.780 Yeah.

00:40:08.160 The kid, I doubt the 10 year old kid who saw this was some transphobic homophobic bigot.

00:40:13.740 Yeah.

00:40:14.020 Kids know more about this than we do.

00:40:15.560 Yeah.

00:40:16.060 He knows there's junk in that girly dress and something ain't right.

00:40:19.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:20.660 All right.

00:40:20.880 Last piece of cringe.

00:40:22.340 I can't believe that.

00:40:23.720 How do you?

00:40:24.320 Target.

00:40:25.160 What the fuck are you doing?

00:40:26.320 How do you not know about Target?

00:40:28.060 The tuck friendly swimwear.

00:40:29.240 You got to follow one person on the right wing every once in a while, I guess, if you're

00:40:32.400 this.

00:40:32.820 For resources.

00:40:33.720 Yeah.

00:40:34.540 The altar is trans.

00:40:36.020 Last piece of cringe.

00:40:37.760 Yeah.

00:40:38.180 Here's another question on a male to female subreddit.

00:40:41.620 What to do when your altar is trans, but you are cis.

00:40:45.520 So I am assigned male at birth and identify as a man most of the time.

00:40:51.360 But my altar, other personality, identifies as a woman and wants to transition ASAP.

00:40:56.840 This situation has created a major problem in my life since my altar will attempt to transition

00:41:00.500 our body to female when she is in charge, going so far as to spend our money on HRT and makeup.

00:41:06.160 I'm fine with letting my altar do some gender exploring, but I like being a man and I don't

00:41:09.840 want to take female hormones in transition.

00:41:12.120 How do I deal with this situation?

00:41:13.880 So that's what happened with Elliot Page.

00:41:15.700 The voices in her head.

00:41:17.020 The voices.

00:41:18.040 Harley Pasternak gave a demon to her.

00:41:20.500 Yep.

00:41:20.720 And then it eventually worked its way to the front and then took over entirely and made

00:41:25.480 him switch genders.

00:41:26.680 Yeah.

00:41:27.120 It's a demon.

00:41:28.080 It's a demon.

00:41:28.800 Yeah.

00:41:29.020 So I guess we're just listening to the voices in our heads now.

00:41:32.860 That's, well, not we.

00:41:34.520 There's no voices in my head.

00:41:35.700 I have one voice.

00:41:36.760 I got some, but they're most of the time on the same page as me.

00:41:40.560 Yeah.

00:41:41.100 So in the right direction, at least.

00:41:42.960 All right.

00:41:43.100 Well, that's it for cringe.

00:41:44.460 Let's move on to urban decay.

00:41:50.260 Our first clip is from Target.

00:41:52.540 A bunch of girls went to Target to try and shoot a music video.

00:41:56.000 And then when security stopped them, they were accused.

00:41:59.560 They accused them of being racist.

00:42:00.980 No free promo.

00:42:13.900 I'm going to turn the volume down on the song.

00:42:16.300 Smart.

00:42:16.460 Yeah.

00:42:16.600 So a group of 20 plus came into Target during store hours and thought they were going to

00:42:22.380 just be able to film their whole thriller music video.

00:42:25.480 And then this fucking racist came up.

00:42:27.980 This guy didn't even work at Target.

00:42:29.120 Oh, no, no.

00:42:30.440 He was just a racist.

00:42:31.980 He just saw a group of 20 and like 80% were black.

00:42:35.560 And he said, no.

00:42:36.640 So he said, he said, no, this girl on the front, right.

00:42:39.800 The white girl, she can keep dancing.

00:42:41.840 Yeah.

00:42:42.260 Only her.

00:42:43.260 Everyone else needs to get out of here.

00:42:45.420 But, you know, the girl on Twitter posted this and said, this is racism because they didn't

00:42:49.820 let her do, I guess, shoot a music video in Target.

00:42:52.940 Whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted.

00:42:54.720 And that's kind of what we see with all the racism claims in society in general.

00:42:59.820 It's like people trying to do something obnoxious or something that not anyone else would really do.

00:43:04.380 Action, response, and the response is racism.

00:43:08.260 Exactly.

00:43:08.780 So if you don't get special treatment because you're black, then you're a victim of racism,

00:43:13.820 which is very entitled.

00:43:15.700 It's kind of like a black privilege situation.

00:43:17.560 Well, of course.

00:43:18.260 Of course it is.

00:43:19.100 You know, we're seeing that more and more.

00:43:20.680 And they know it.

00:43:22.220 They're aware that they have this privilege.

00:43:24.560 They're aware that to some people, a claim of racism is like a career life ruiner, right?

00:43:29.920 Yeah.

00:43:30.300 Fortunately for us, honestly, like if someone filmed us doing something racist in the street,

00:43:35.480 I'd be like, all right, send me that video.

00:43:37.400 We'll feature it on the podcast.

00:43:39.200 Like, I swear.

00:43:40.540 Yeah.

00:43:40.840 So this is interesting how this played out.

00:43:44.580 And it's funny because now Target has got the trans stuff for the kids, right?

00:43:50.860 Yeah.

00:43:51.200 And now they're racist, too.

00:43:52.420 So both sides are mad at Target.

00:43:54.140 Yeah.

00:43:54.660 It's easy.

00:43:55.340 It's tough being a department store these days.

00:43:57.660 Yeah.

00:43:58.060 You know?

00:43:58.440 And I guess if you ask a black person to stay in line with, like, standards of society.

00:44:04.480 Yeah.

00:44:05.040 Just bumping with the billy club of respect.

00:44:08.940 Like an old 1950s cop in Chicago at the 68 DNC.

00:44:13.820 Exactly.

00:44:15.260 Having societal standards, I guess, is racism, which brings us to our next clip, this Karen.

00:44:21.240 Yeah.

00:44:22.840 We actually don't know when this video is from.

00:44:24.900 It went re-viral on Twitter just because someone needed to make some money.

00:44:28.340 It's in Italy, too.

00:44:29.080 But it's in Italy.

00:44:29.960 And just watch this Karen.

00:44:32.020 This guy's grilling up a cat.

00:44:34.480 Fucking Karen.

00:44:48.800 Let him cook.

00:44:49.900 African migrant.

00:44:51.180 The cat's already dead.

00:44:52.640 Let him cook the cat in a poorly crafted woodpile on the streets of Italy in public.

00:44:57.360 Breathing the smoke.

00:44:58.860 Who cares?

00:44:59.640 You're ruining the meat.

00:45:00.660 The meat is getting charred.

00:45:02.440 He's just trying to feed his family.

00:45:04.480 Yeah.

00:45:05.280 Well, Adam, so jokes aside, there's like a quality of life thing here.

00:45:10.240 And I think a lot of times when there's people talking about racism, they think that like white people have it good, right?

00:45:16.540 Or white people had it good historically because they didn't have as much violence or drug abuse.

00:45:23.060 They have safe neighborhoods and good schools.

00:45:25.480 And it's like, say that's true.

00:45:26.620 Say that's in your mind what you think.

00:45:28.200 Like white people had it great.

00:45:29.600 Everyone else had it tough.

00:45:30.940 Wouldn't you want to live in a society where you're like, all right, now it's my turn to have it like how white people had it.

00:45:38.380 Instead, they just try to take the nice things that white people had in society away.

00:45:42.300 And then do the third world shit again.

00:45:44.220 And do third world shit.

00:45:45.420 Yeah.

00:45:45.600 Like wouldn't you say, oh, you guys had it easy.

00:45:47.600 You have white privilege.

00:45:48.860 Now is my time to have access to great schools and nonviolent neighborhoods.

00:45:54.980 And, you know, not everyone's a drug addict zombie.

00:45:57.420 I should probably assimilate so I can get all these great benefits.

00:46:00.480 I'm very lucky to be here.

00:46:01.820 Exactly.

00:46:02.580 But instead, you just take away all those things from white people, quote, like who you think runs society, take them all away.

00:46:09.100 And now what?

00:46:10.320 Everyone has to live in shit and cook the cat in the road and everything is a fentanyl graveyard.

00:46:15.300 That's the goal, baby.

00:46:16.860 It really is the goal.

00:46:18.820 Let's look at the Memphis shooting clip.

00:46:21.560 Yeah, this is a shooting that didn't quite make the news.

00:46:24.980 Nobody used it as an example of getting guns off the street or made any political signs about it.

00:46:29.740 But let's see.

00:46:30.460 Large group.

00:46:31.240 Up in the heat up, out of here.

00:46:33.040 Yeah.

00:46:33.440 Come on, man.

00:46:34.060 You won't see me there.

00:46:34.580 And this is a takeover, too.

00:46:37.500 You can see the tire marks.

00:46:38.560 They're doing donuts in the street.

00:46:39.720 2.30 a.m.

00:46:40.600 We have a longstanding hate relationship with takeovers.

00:46:43.460 Oh, shit.

00:46:46.180 It's over with.

00:46:49.360 Oh, shit.

00:46:51.860 Oh, shit.

00:46:53.380 Shots fired in downtown Memphis.

00:46:56.300 Shots fired.

00:46:58.260 You guys can have Memphis.

00:47:00.300 Yeah, take it.

00:47:01.480 It's over.

00:47:02.320 But eight people were shot.

00:47:03.660 No one knows who did the shooting or why.

00:47:06.500 Yeah, nobody's talking.

00:47:07.660 It's interesting.

00:47:08.460 Nobody saw anything.

00:47:09.500 No one saw anything.

00:47:10.600 So no one saw anything.

00:47:11.920 No one's no snitching.

00:47:13.600 And so the guy who shot eight people, we don't know.

00:47:17.440 Where is he?

00:47:18.080 Will he do it again?

00:47:19.160 Probably.

00:47:19.920 Tune in next week to Memphis fucking shitty street racing.

00:47:22.300 Exactly.

00:47:22.900 We need to get this problem solved.

00:47:24.720 That's why I think we should send David Hogg down there.

00:47:27.080 Oh, man.

00:47:27.940 Why didn't we do that in the first place?

00:47:29.460 He's a Harvard guy.

00:47:30.820 He's brilliant.

00:47:31.680 He's a big anti-gun advocate.

00:47:34.820 We should send David Hogg.

00:47:36.080 It can kind of be like a goodwill hunting situation.

00:47:38.580 He's got the facts on his side.

00:47:40.160 He can go talk to these guys and say, hey, you got to get rid of these guns and all this stuff.

00:47:45.920 I wish David Hogg would go straight in this situation out over there.

00:47:48.940 I know.

00:47:49.640 Crazy.

00:47:50.720 Second page of Urban Decay.

00:47:52.840 The racist towards white people street interview.

00:47:55.800 Yeah, let's see what normal people are up to.

00:47:57.800 Is it okay to be racist towards white people?

00:47:59.500 I don't think you can be racist towards white people.

00:48:01.700 What do you mean by that?

00:48:02.400 Racism was invented by white people.

00:48:03.980 Let's say they made a law today that white people aren't allowed in restaurants.

00:48:07.740 Do you think then racism could exist?

00:48:09.720 I think that would be called a prejudice.

00:48:11.520 I don't think that would be racism.

00:48:12.500 Really?

00:48:13.080 Yeah.

00:48:13.460 What is racism?

00:48:14.240 Racism is a made-up social structure that exploits people based on their race.

00:48:17.940 So based on that definition, if you outlaw certain racists from doing something, wouldn't

00:48:22.100 that be racism then?

00:48:23.040 You can't take it out of historical context.

00:48:24.860 So historically, there has been one race that has more power in the system.

00:48:28.520 If white people were a minority and they had a history of being exploited and globally,

00:48:33.640 it seems like there's a lot of white privilege and whiteness controlling racism.

00:48:38.100 So this is what happens when you think you're smart and then you outsource your political

00:48:43.760 views to Seth Rogen.

00:48:45.100 Yeah.

00:48:45.500 Or the person who wrote the anti-racist handbook or some stupid shit like that.

00:48:50.620 Yeah.

00:48:51.220 All you have to do is remember the lines, right?

00:48:54.040 It's not even about understanding.

00:48:55.420 All you have to do is remember the lines and hit them.

00:48:57.120 And he sounds like smart and educated and rational and, oh, it's very easy.

00:49:02.020 That's the kind of guy who tries to get laid at like a BLM protest.

00:49:05.260 He's like, yeah, if I say the right things enough, that dreadheaded white girl, suck

00:49:10.700 me.

00:49:11.240 It's on me as a white man.

00:49:14.340 Yeah.

00:49:14.840 Stand up for what's.

00:49:16.200 And basically, you know, that guy will get stabbed in the chest by a black guy.

00:49:19.380 I'm doing this because you're white.

00:49:21.020 I'm killing you.

00:49:22.260 And he'll go, this isn't actually racism.

00:49:24.100 It's just prejudice.

00:49:25.160 Because of historical context.

00:49:26.740 It's actually not racist.

00:49:28.180 Yeah.

00:49:28.360 No, and he's in the hospital.

00:49:31.240 No.

00:49:31.960 Treat that black guy first.

00:49:33.400 Yeah.

00:49:33.640 I don't want to press charges.

00:49:34.580 And then he dies.

00:49:35.520 Yeah.

00:49:35.860 And then he dies for nothing.

00:49:37.040 They're gone.

00:49:38.360 And it makes me kind of wonder, we talked about before about society and standards.

00:49:43.060 There seems to be a group in society where if you say one of the no-no words, it's pretty

00:49:48.340 much a fight on site.

00:49:49.680 Oh, you have to say it for 100th episode.

00:49:52.420 Oh, yeah.

00:49:53.260 All right.

00:49:53.540 You guys ready?

00:49:54.980 Three, two, one.

00:49:58.360 Nuclear.

00:49:59.700 We're talking nuclear.

00:50:01.900 But I'll never fight someone if they say a word to me.

00:50:05.020 Of course not.

00:50:05.800 But if I say one word with, what, seven letters or whatever to the wrong person, it's a fight

00:50:12.040 on site.

00:50:12.780 So it's like, how do those two people, how is that a compatible society?

00:50:16.820 If one person is so unhinged that a one word, a few sounds makes them fight, and another

00:50:22.920 person would never fight from sounds, it's kind of like a-

00:50:26.940 There's no overlap on that Venn diagram.

00:50:28.840 There's no, it's not compatible.

00:50:30.180 Yeah.

00:50:30.360 So that's just something we should think about.

00:50:32.200 Yeah.

00:50:32.700 And people shouldn't be so quick to fight.

00:50:34.700 It's like a low IQ thing to be quick to fight.

00:50:37.420 But that's obviously not everybody.

00:50:39.300 Of course.

00:50:40.020 Of course.

00:50:40.280 Yeah.

00:50:40.380 And that's something we have to qualify.

00:50:41.980 You know, there's so many nice, smart black people that look at these clips and are on

00:50:46.880 our side and say, dude, these people are doing too much.

00:50:50.120 For sure.

00:50:50.560 That's not me.

00:50:51.360 Of course.

00:50:51.580 And that's great.

00:50:52.100 That's the difference we need to kind of make.

00:50:54.400 Let's go to the Portland water fountain.

00:50:56.400 There's white people doing street rat shit, too.

00:50:58.280 Of course there are, dude.

00:50:59.760 They're the drug addicts a lot of the times.

00:51:02.980 Yeah.

00:51:04.400 Cleaning out his asshole in the water fountain.

00:51:09.040 It's like, imagine you go to get a sip of water.

00:51:12.060 You're like, oh, I'm going to get a sip of water real quick.

00:51:14.560 And you just sip it.

00:51:15.320 And you're like, oh, my lip touched the mouth guard by accident.

00:51:17.760 I'm probably good.

00:51:18.580 No big deal.

00:51:19.180 I'm sure it's fine.

00:51:20.960 Someone's entire asshole was on it.

00:51:22.880 And it kind of reminded me, the other day, Richard Rapoy and I were going for a run.

00:51:26.340 Oh.

00:51:26.740 And you had to use the porter potty.

00:51:29.080 Yeah.

00:51:29.620 So there's a little bit of like, we're at war with these people who don't respect society

00:51:33.260 and don't follow the rules.

00:51:34.340 Like, they don't get locked away ever.

00:51:36.380 Nobody takes them away.

00:51:38.040 There's no paddy wagon.

00:51:39.120 You know, we always say, asylum, come up, paddy wagon, out.

00:51:43.120 But it doesn't happen.

00:51:44.520 So we were on our way to a run.

00:51:46.800 Fleck us.

00:51:47.620 He can only do a couple laps, but he's trying.

00:51:51.200 Is that OK?

00:51:52.300 Keep going.

00:51:53.080 And so I had to stop in the bathroom, the port-a-potty, on the way.

00:51:58.100 There's like a lake or a riverfront trail.

00:52:00.540 I stop in the port-a-potty.

00:52:02.300 And what do I see?

00:52:03.880 Needle.

00:52:05.040 A needle, like a jacket.

00:52:07.200 Somebody set up camp in there to inject heroin, basically.

00:52:10.240 Right?

00:52:10.980 And so what did I do?

00:52:11.900 Am I going to touch all this street rat shit?

00:52:14.200 No.

00:52:14.920 I can't.

00:52:15.820 Because someone's asshole might have been on any piece of it.

00:52:18.380 I don't know, as we've evidenced by this video.

00:52:20.780 The street rat set up in the port-a-potty, like, all their drug things and, like, their

00:52:24.680 bag of, like, drug paraphernalia.

00:52:26.980 Their paraphernalia, everything.

00:52:28.460 And so I couldn't really get to the lid of the toilet.

00:52:31.560 So I just pissed on everything.

00:52:34.060 All of his stuff.

00:52:35.440 And that's what you got to do.

00:52:36.860 That's unconventional warfare, baby.

00:52:38.860 Cops aren't going to help.

00:52:39.840 They're not going to arrest that guy.

00:52:41.080 They're going to let him go again.

00:52:42.160 And then now you're going to use our port-a-potties to do heroin?

00:52:45.600 We're pissing on your shit.

00:52:46.940 But it's over, buddy.

00:52:48.380 Some people are fighting back.

00:52:50.280 So I thought that was a funny lesson.

00:52:52.960 You know, it's unconventional warfare, is what I call it.

00:52:55.580 And then if you're that street rat, have fun doing piss heroin.

00:52:58.660 Yeah, have fun with that needle.

00:53:00.660 Their infection's going to be pretty bad.

00:53:02.420 All right.

00:53:02.980 Let's move on.

00:53:03.900 Last piece of Urban Decay.

00:53:05.200 The cops, the woman cops.

00:53:07.580 Tough week for girl cops, to be honest.

00:53:09.420 Let's start with the hammer guy first.

00:53:11.460 So this is a woman cop reporting to the scene.

00:53:15.460 And this guy just rushes her with a hammer.

00:53:17.660 Can you put that down, please?

00:53:19.640 What?

00:53:20.020 Stern.

00:53:20.340 Can you put that down, please?

00:53:21.160 Grab the Glock, Deb.

00:53:22.520 Call your fuck.

00:53:23.360 Back up.

00:53:23.920 Come on.

00:53:24.360 Crap.

00:53:25.140 Stop.

00:53:25.760 Stop.

00:53:26.120 Stop.

00:53:26.600 Stop.

00:53:26.820 Stop.

00:53:27.160 Stop.

00:53:27.720 Stop.

00:53:28.160 Stop.

00:53:28.660 Stop.

00:53:29.160 Stop.

00:53:29.660 Stop.

00:53:30.160 Stop.

00:53:30.560 Stop.

00:53:31.160 Stop.

00:53:32.160 Stop.

00:53:32.660 Stop.

00:53:33.660 Stop.

00:53:34.660 Stop.

00:53:35.660 Stop.

00:53:36.660 Stop.

00:53:37.160 Stop.

00:53:37.660 Stop.

00:53:38.660 Stop.

00:53:39.660 Stop.

00:53:40.660 Stop.

00:53:41.440 So that was dark.

00:53:45.200 And the woman is like hurt very bad.

00:53:47.420 She's in like bad or critical condition or something.

00:53:49.760 And she goes from a cop to a lady.

00:53:51.860 She goes through a cop to a screaming lady very quickly.

00:53:54.300 Very quickly.

00:53:54.880 And, you know, I'm not against girl cops, but like a girl cop is fine with like writing

00:54:02.240 tickets, doing most traffic stops.

00:54:04.740 But when something happens where a crazy person, a crazy man goes all in on, I'm going to die

00:54:10.960 by cop today and goes to attack you.

00:54:13.380 You can't really.

00:54:14.620 That's, that's what happened.

00:54:15.960 There's no move.

00:54:16.680 And that's the thing.

00:54:17.440 That guy's not even like a strong guy.

00:54:20.000 That guy's not a muscle bound, strong guy.

00:54:22.560 He's just an average guy on PCP or whatever it was.

00:54:26.320 Um, and he puts you in critical conditions.

00:54:28.200 So I'm pretty anti-woman cop.

00:54:31.120 I don't think cops should be, uh, women should be firefighters or cops.

00:54:34.500 Yeah.

00:54:34.960 I'm, I'm pretty much there too.

00:54:36.480 So, um, I don't know.

00:54:38.080 It's bad.

00:54:38.460 And I'm sure there's a few lady cops who watch the show.

00:54:40.560 Fuck you, Richard Ratboy.

00:54:41.880 You're a piece of shit.

00:54:42.760 This guy's a fucking jerk.

00:54:43.620 I'll be the lightning rod.

00:54:44.760 Cause I don't care.

00:54:46.140 Um, do you want to show this other one?

00:54:47.700 This other lady cop?

00:54:48.640 But it's like, what can you even do?

00:54:49.980 Like if nothing, you have to use.

00:54:51.400 If you're a guy, if you're a guy, that's a tough situation.

00:54:53.960 You're getting rushed and the guy's got a hammer.

00:54:56.020 That's tough for a guy.

00:54:57.000 But if your partner's there, you can wrestle it.

00:54:59.240 You can try.

00:55:00.040 You don't have to kill someone today.

00:55:01.920 Right?

00:55:02.360 Yeah.

00:55:02.680 Or you, or you kill that guy.

00:55:04.240 Yeah.

00:55:04.600 Well, but I'm fine with killing that guy.

00:55:06.720 Of course I am too.

00:55:07.860 I am too.

00:55:08.400 But you don't necessarily have to, right?

00:55:12.300 You got to kill that guy.

00:55:13.620 He's a hammer.

00:55:14.400 You're five inches taller than him.

00:55:16.120 You're 30 pounds more muscle.

00:55:17.780 He comes at you like this.

00:55:18.500 You go bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

00:55:19.940 Well, I know he can legally, but I'm saying situations where a woman cop has to pull out

00:55:25.020 her gun happen more frequently because a man can't like fight ground game or do something

00:55:30.780 like that.

00:55:31.040 So it's like, she's completely overwhelmed.

00:55:32.800 Yeah.

00:55:33.040 So she, her only choice is lethal force.

00:55:35.940 Gun time.

00:55:36.200 And then when the PCP is hitting good, he still has a few whacks after the bullets go through.

00:55:41.360 That's a good point.

00:55:41.880 She fired seven rounds.

00:55:42.920 He didn't even go down, but that's a good point.

00:55:45.640 Let's play the next one.

00:55:47.200 So she's reporting to the scene, a domestic violence incident where this woman on the

00:55:52.040 right side of the screen had a, was knocked out of her wheelchair by her boyfriend.

00:55:55.860 And he had also been beating up the father or the, his teenage, the teenage kid.

00:56:00.740 Yeah.

00:56:01.560 And the, and Deb reports to the scene.

00:56:03.940 Officer Deb comes out.

00:56:07.580 Let that cop deal with it.

00:56:10.420 Look, he's squaring up to him.

00:56:11.800 Stop.

00:56:12.300 Stop.

00:56:12.400 Stop.

00:56:12.760 Let's go.

00:56:12.800 Let's go.

00:56:12.880 Let's go.

00:56:13.940 Fuck that.

00:56:15.460 Let's go.

00:56:16.480 Fuck that.

00:56:16.980 Let's go.

00:56:19.480 Let's go.

00:56:20.920 Oh, fuck that.

00:56:22.120 30 seconds.

00:56:22.980 I'm going to get into the night.

00:56:24.420 Oh, fuck.

00:56:25.080 Hey, Brandon.

00:56:26.300 Look at me.

00:56:27.020 Stop.

00:56:27.520 Hey.

00:56:28.240 Brandon.

00:56:29.180 Move.

00:56:29.900 Move.

00:56:30.200 Stop.

00:56:31.300 Do not dump.

00:56:32.640 How stupid is this lady with the kid?

00:56:39.640 So she shot him twice.

00:56:41.240 And then there's a lady with a kid right behind him.

00:56:43.760 Right in the background.

00:56:44.660 I don't know what the protocol is on that.

00:56:47.220 Yeah.

00:56:47.460 At least she's got a cool sleeve tattoo, right?

00:56:49.500 She's tough.

00:56:50.080 She's strong.

00:56:50.580 Yeah.

00:56:51.420 But I mean, she did a good job of not shooting anyone else besides the guy.

00:56:55.340 And he was pulling out a marker going like this with the marker.

00:56:58.280 So maybe BLM can defend that guy and say, hey, another one who died too soon.

00:57:03.460 Yeah.

00:57:03.740 Rally this weekend.

00:57:05.080 We'll do all our jobs.

00:57:07.660 You guys hit the streets.

00:57:08.740 We'll find out his criminal history, why he's such a piece of shit.

00:57:12.220 We'll post that.

00:57:13.340 You'll still burn down places and yada, yada, yada.

00:57:16.020 Yeah.

00:57:16.240 And then we'll see you in 24 when you guys vote for the Democrat.

00:57:19.920 Yep.

00:57:20.380 And then last piece of Urban Decay.

00:57:22.980 Police are having a tough time recruiting, believe it or not.

00:57:26.080 In other news, Minnesota town's entire police force resigns, leaving chief with zero prospects.

00:57:32.280 The entire force of a small city in Minnesota quit their jobs.

00:57:36.060 The police chief said the $22 an hour pay gave zero incentive for officers to be on call.

00:57:43.160 And the city's going to be relying on the sheriff's department.

00:57:46.340 But $22 an hour to be hated by 30% of the population.

00:57:53.100 Risk of getting ambushed every day.

00:57:54.780 The risk of getting executed all the time.

00:57:57.320 I guess small town Minnesota, that risk probably goes down.

00:58:00.440 But a couple of Somalis, a couple of Somalis wander out.

00:58:03.740 George Floyd.

00:58:04.700 Yeah.

00:58:05.400 But yeah.

00:58:05.980 And then that's the thing.

00:58:06.760 It's the liability of how you act, your body cam, everything you do, even with good intentions, can be used against you.

00:58:12.720 It's like you need to pay a little more than $22 an hour for that.

00:58:15.580 Yeah.

00:58:15.800 Especially with UPS.

00:58:18.120 Oh, yeah.

00:58:18.800 It's like, are you going to be a cop or go work for UPS?

00:58:21.000 It's like, I'll take the UPS, baby.

00:58:22.460 And so then another thing, just in terms of police in general, St. Louis is having some staffing woes.

00:58:30.720 And this is representative of what's happening across America, right?

00:58:34.160 Uh, this nonprofit surveyed almost 200 police departments and found that hiring was down 5% in 2020, while resignations increased by 18% and retirements increased by 45%.

00:58:46.660 Everyone said, see ya.

00:58:48.080 Nobody wants to be a cop.

00:58:49.620 And, uh, it scares me.

00:58:51.160 This is a quote from one officer.

00:58:52.540 It scares me working as a cog in the wheel, another officer said.

00:58:55.340 And the people in control of your budget are people who largely don't like law enforcement.

00:59:00.240 It's all leftist, Democrats and stuff like that.

00:59:03.180 And, uh, so you can kind of see how, you know, even if you didn't defund the police, you demoralized the police and, uh, it's not going well for community members.

00:59:14.040 Hey, unless you're trying to install anarcho-tyranny, then it's going great.

00:59:19.360 Things are going great for you.

00:59:20.460 Keep it up, right?

00:59:21.360 Well, don't get too down.

00:59:22.300 Don't get too depressed.

00:59:23.620 Let's move on to Uplifting Gold, episode 100, Uplifting Gold.

00:59:27.280 Uh, let's do the dog remodel in the house.

00:59:30.200 This is a funny clip to start.

00:59:34.520 I'm literally shaking right now.

00:59:36.500 I heard something from the bed.

00:59:38.120 It's like 6.30 in the morning.

00:59:39.540 I heard something in our bathroom that we're remodeling.

00:59:45.080 This is not my dog.

00:59:47.240 This is not, this is my dog.

00:59:49.960 This is my dog.

00:59:51.460 This is not my dog.

00:59:53.560 Sweet baby, how did you get there?

00:59:55.860 How did this happen?

00:59:58.260 He's stuck in the floor.

00:59:59.340 And what do I do about it?

01:00:00.580 That's funny.

01:00:01.320 That's Uplifting Gold.

01:00:02.120 That's Uplifting Gold, baby.

01:00:03.400 That counts, that counts.

01:00:04.060 How about the cat talking to the kids?

01:00:06.440 All right, we got one animal.

01:00:07.680 Let's see what the other, let's see what the cat does.

01:00:09.920 Oh, he's talking to you guys.

01:00:16.940 He's talking to you guys.

01:00:19.220 And then he says that.

01:00:21.400 Oh, that's funny though.

01:00:22.560 It's Uplifting.

01:00:23.140 It's just a joke.

01:00:23.980 No need to kill the cat.

01:00:25.140 No need to start cooking the cat on the streets of Italy.

01:00:27.840 Yeah, everything's fine.

01:00:28.960 Some people can just take the joke.

01:00:30.440 Not a big deal.

01:00:31.820 Golf course slip and slide.

01:00:33.420 This is like a public service announcement too.

01:00:35.540 If you guys are ever in a downpour on a golf course and the conditions turn into this,

01:00:39.960 this is what you can do.

01:00:45.920 Absolute meat rocket.

01:00:47.680 That could be me.

01:00:48.600 That looks like me.

01:00:49.360 Yeah.

01:00:50.000 That is me.

01:00:50.980 It should be in doppelgangers.

01:00:51.920 What a fun day.

01:00:57.300 That's rare when it happens like that.

01:00:59.240 Yep.

01:01:00.300 Well, let's go to the sharpshooter kid.

01:01:03.780 This kid's got some skills.

01:01:05.980 Nice American.

01:01:07.200 Stay in buck.

01:01:12.900 Got them all.

01:01:13.880 That was pretty good.

01:01:27.500 Clean.

01:01:28.340 Good to see some kids with some skills.

01:01:30.340 He obviously spends a lot of time doing that.

01:01:32.500 And he can probably defend his house pretty good.

01:01:34.200 Oh, yeah.

01:01:34.780 He'd be running from location to location.

01:01:37.460 Got guns in all the spots.

01:01:39.080 Let's go to the one leg car push.

01:01:41.080 I forget where.

01:01:41.860 This is a lookalike of you, too.

01:01:45.340 You have that underwear.

01:01:47.160 I have no idea, but you're welcome, Tacoma.

01:01:50.040 One-legged man with a thong pushing his broken down truck with a black guy.

01:01:55.080 Racial harmony is all I see.

01:01:56.720 Yeah.

01:01:57.240 America's healing.

01:01:58.280 Yeah.

01:01:59.000 Last clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:02:00.740 It's actually my favorite clip from the whole week, probably.

01:02:03.540 It's a little long, but we're going to let it ride.

01:02:05.840 This kid in the mechanic shop.

01:02:08.440 What'd you do today?

01:02:09.300 Today, I took the carburetor off my Barracuda.

01:02:13.520 Okay.

01:02:15.080 It was all clogged and stuff.

01:02:16.440 When I opened it up, the diaphragm was all dried up.

01:02:19.580 It needs a rebuild kit.

01:02:20.780 You're going to change everything.

01:02:21.780 Oh, yeah.

01:02:22.260 Yeah.

01:02:22.680 What else you got going on?

01:02:23.680 I wanted to see what gear ratio I had in the Camaro, more or less.

01:02:26.920 Okay.

01:02:27.340 Yeah.

01:02:27.940 Not enough time.

01:02:29.240 How are you going to do that?

01:02:30.100 I didn't want to go too crazy, but you jack up the back of the car, make sure the back

01:02:35.280 wheels are off the ground.

01:02:38.100 Mark your driveshaft.

01:02:39.460 You mark it.

01:02:41.140 And you turn the wheel one full turn.

01:02:44.420 And however many turns the driveshaft makes, let's say it's like three and a half more or

01:02:48.700 less, you got 355s in it.

01:02:50.680 Yeah.

01:02:51.320 If it's like, it turns four times, almost five, you got like 488s.

01:02:57.160 If it does a little over five turns, you got 513s, which I'm sure this doesn't have 513s.

01:03:02.620 Yeah, that's true.

01:03:03.180 That's a big gear.

01:03:04.100 That's like eighth mile setup.

01:03:05.140 Right, exactly.

01:03:06.180 Why?

01:03:06.460 What's the other way?

01:03:07.480 The real way.

01:03:08.240 I'll show you.

01:03:13.720 This is a ring and pinion that 493 is.

01:03:21.360 This is the ring and pinion.

01:03:23.280 You count the pinion teeth.

01:03:25.600 The teeth, you count that and you count the ring teeth.

01:03:30.400 And however many that is, you divide it and you come up with your number.

01:03:34.360 In this example, it's 373s.

01:03:37.020 Beautiful.

01:03:38.240 Isn't that nice?

01:03:39.640 Kid knows his stuff.

01:03:40.840 Sounds like he probably learned it from his dad.

01:03:43.040 He's developed his dad's mannerisms and everything.

01:03:45.720 No need to go to college and spend 200 grand to learn how to be a lesbian or whatever.

01:03:49.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:50.940 You don't ever have to listen to anyone about stupid shit.

01:03:54.560 Like they come to you and you tell them.

01:03:56.700 That's a great place to be, right?

01:03:57.760 Take advantage of the people who went to college and go to you and say, oh, $200 oil change.

01:04:02.600 Okay.

01:04:03.260 Yeah.

01:04:03.420 If you're a blue collar worker and you see an absolute sucker, Mark, purple hair,

01:04:08.140 stupid shit going on, I'd be driving up my prices for those kind of the people who vote

01:04:13.140 against my self-interest and I know it.

01:04:15.360 Yeah.

01:04:15.940 Big time.

01:04:16.660 Run it up.

01:04:17.480 All right.

01:04:17.720 Well, that's the end of Uplifting Gold episode 100.

01:04:21.180 Thank you guys for watching all the way to the end.

01:04:24.480 Our small business shout out today is Emma W., who drew that nice picture of me and Richard

01:04:30.220 Rappoy from Housekeeping.

01:04:32.140 She has commissions open.

01:04:34.000 She does commissions.

01:04:36.240 Carbonartworks.com is her website.

01:04:38.240 It is linked in the description.

01:04:40.020 Make sure you guys go support her.

01:04:41.480 I linked her Instagram as well.

01:04:43.680 So go leave some fun comments.

01:04:45.660 Go follow her.

01:04:47.060 Leave good reviews.

01:04:48.240 And if you want some artwork done, her commissions are open.

01:04:51.260 It was very nice of her to spend all that time on that picture of us.

01:04:55.000 So let's make it worth her while.

01:04:56.860 Go follow her and commission some artwork.

01:04:59.800 Thank you guys for watching.

01:05:01.460 100 episodes.

01:05:02.620 Another Fleckas Talks in the books.

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01:05:21.080 To drive back home and drive my troubles away.

01:05:25.940 It's a damn shame.

01:05:29.800 To drive back home and drive my troubles away.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 18, 2023

WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE COPS

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