NANCY PELOSI ADMITS TO BEING A LIZARD PERSON
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Today on the show, Nancy Pelosi admitted to being a lizard person. This is not a joke. Then in cringe of the week, we have a new gay tire twink that has completely taken over our minds. And Mr. Sir accidentally said the N word. Then childhood innocence is gone and can t return until all the third world migrants leave the west. And last but not least, in urban decay, behavior is spreading to other airlines. We re going to tell you why.
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All right, welcome back to Flock and Socks, the podcast episode 196.
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Today on the show, Nancy Pelosi admitted to being a lizard person.
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Then in cringe of the week, we have a new gay tire twink that has completely taken over our minds.
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And Mr. Sir accidentally said the N word we're going to cover.
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Then childhood innocence is gone and can't return until all the third world migrants leave the West.
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And last but not least, in urban decay, Spirit Airlines behavior is spreading to other airlines.
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All this and more, it's Flock and Socks, the podcast episode 196, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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And thank you to everyone who sent Venmo's for my birthday over the weekend.
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I took the whole team out to a Seafood Tower dinner.
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And also, they're getting rid of the Seafood Tower at this place.
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The other is Seafood Tower Senior, which is multi-levered.
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So, they're getting rid of it because Fleckus is the only guy who ever gets it.
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And actually, there's one more guy, but he's an employee and he gets it only because he gets a 40% employee discount.
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And they told me I'm like one of the only people who gets it and I keep it alive.
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The quote was, your photo's basically hanging up back there.
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And then there were some of my searches that Richard Ratboy leaked from my Google.
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Is we getting the life-size hot dog man statue?
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That's why I needed to know a bunch of that stuff.
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A new nuclear bomb coming to the box office soon.
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The female reboot of Fight Club is moving forward at Fox with Greta Gerwig set to direct.
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Margot Robbie and Charlize Theron are in talks to star.
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Well, this should be equally as successful as the original Fight Club with Brad Pitt.
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And if it's not, it's your fault, you sexist pigs.
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Imagine the boardroom meeting where they're like, hey, remember how we redid Ghostbusters
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Charlize Theron needs to have a schizophrenic break where she fights with, what's her name?
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So, that's basically the extent of Hollywood executive conversations.
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And then it's just bring back something that was already successful.
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I would guess the negative online sentiment will actually scare that back into development
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But you know how it is these days with all the DEI hires and all the women in the workplace?
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All those Hollywood boardrooms, they tell the ladies and the people of color and they go,
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And then the white guy with some sense is probably like, all right, yeah.
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And then someone wheels away from the table because it's like someone in a wheelchair.
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Entertainment football season is back, which means some of you guys are going to be pretty
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upset when the 21-year-olds don't catch it or throw it how you like.
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Some of you are going to be chasing your losses in an app that just went legal.
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And George Clooney is telling you to place your bet on a commercial break.
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Peyton Manning is going to talk about the overhitting.
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That's everyone's, like, only way out of this dire situation we're all in, I guess.
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We have this funny clip that I thought we should play.
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Richard Rapboy getting mad because the football players didn't do what he needed them to do.
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The 19-year-old Georgia Tech player made the field goal.
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And so, I mean, it's not the time to be fat, sloppy, gambling, and caring too much about sports.
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And a lot of things have gotten worse in the last few years.
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Remember, gambling used to not even be a thing that anyone talked about.
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Like you had a bookie and it was like some guy at a bar and you called them and placed bets like back in the day.
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Now there's a million different apps and it's completely mainstream, which we've talked about early on.
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And we've kind of projected and predicted this.
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Can you read these updates on how people are using their money when it comes to lower income people?
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Yeah, this was a study that was published, I think, sometime last week.
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And we just didn't get it into the last few packed episodes.
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But we wanted to talk about it now that football is back.
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Sports betting is starting to hit Americans' portfolios.
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For every $1 bet, household investments drop $2.
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Investments dropped 14% in states with sports betting.
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And low-income homes are putting more income into bets.
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So for every $1 your household is betting, that's $2 you're not investing in index funds or the stock market or your family's future.
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But at least you got to bet on Central Michigan versus Akron.
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Everyone's getting poisoned by our food and our environment.
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You want to add another leg to that parlay and just see what happens.
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You like to bet, oh, $5 could get me $100,000 if, you know, the underdog wins by $10.
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But there's a certain point where if you're not an established guy, you can't afford a house.
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If you're not swimming in extra cash, you shouldn't be really sports betting.
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If you want, do a little experiment where every time you go out to the bar with your friends, you quick transfer $50 into SPY or VOO or some sort of total stock market index.
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And then see at the end of the year who has more money, right?
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Or you can, you know, bet light but on, like, an extensive parlay.
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Like, bet $5 with, like, a $10,000 to $1 payout, and it's more fun to watch, and you can win more money, and you bet less.
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My advice is totally not do it, and I sometimes don't even listen to my own advice.
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It's obviously not good, and the data is there, and it's a wave, and it affects a lot of white young men.
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So if your phone looks like this, you legitimately need to call 1-800-GAMBLING.
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And then after this, you're going to really, this is your last bet for a while.
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Alabama's beat Auburn five of the last 10 years, you know?
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And then here's what the chart looks like since the legalization of sports betting.
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I personally believe that at the very minimum, if sports betting was going to be illegal, you'd have to go somewhere.
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You just go right to drain my bank account right onto your phone.
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Imagine not caring about the Thursday night game and you go work out.
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And then you start making gains every day instead of a useless thing.
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I need to prepare for the kid that's coming in nine months.
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So there's like a disenfranchised aspect to the parlay.
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Like there was a parlay that the betting companies have, too, where it's like men are disenfranchised.
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It's getting drearier and drearier, which is why you can parlay your way out of it.
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So there's all these types of societal parlays happening simultaneously.
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Speaking of football, Brittany Mahomes is under fire for liking one of Trump's Instagram posts.
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Brittany Lynn liked this 2024 GOP platform post by Trump.
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And the quote was, to be a hater as an adult, you have to have some deep rooted issues you refuse to heal from childhood.
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There's no reason your brain is fully developed and you hate to see others doing well.
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And I respect Patrick Mahomes more because that's his wife.
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And he kind of had to figure out the response while she was under fire.
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So I'm happy to hear that because I've always zip file compressed Patrick Mahomes and Steph Curry as the same guy.
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Kind of those light skin, half black, half white athletes.
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And I've kind of always just compressed them into the same zip file.
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It sounds like Patrick Mahomes and Brittany are kind of right wing people.
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I actually do that same file compression with J.K. Simmons and John Malkovich.
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Those guys get zip file compressed into the same folder.
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And same with Al Gore and Troy Aikman, believe it or not.
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So those two just get put into the same guy, my memory wise.
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And I don't really think about them, but I'm gonna have to unzip some of these files, I guess.
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Well, it's good if you want to save brain space and focus on like Nancy Pelosi lizard stuff
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And then with football season, I think there's an opportunity to make it like MAGA season.
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Trump shows up to a few SEC games and stuff like that.
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Take a page out of Kamala's book and go, all these people are here to see Trump.
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But a lot of USA chants, a lot of patriotic behavior, I think, can happen coming into the election.
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And all the stuff we were saying about sports betting, that's just gambling.
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You know, like that's a great American pastime.
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Speaking of politics, let's get into our politics section of housekeeping.
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Laura Trump, she's making a big effort to get poll watchers to the polls for the November election.
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A lot of people there to video and just observe what's going on and listen to some of the pushback she's gotten from this process.
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We had 700 trained poll workers from the Republican side apply in Wayne County to be poll workers.
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Do you know how many of those they actually took?
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Guess how many Democrat poll workers they took?
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So now we are filing a lawsuit in Detroit to make sure that we have parity between Republicans and Democrats.
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They are really trying their best to not have us look at what they're doing this election.
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And I think Republicans, the RNC is leading a poll watchers like registration thing, trying to teach people how to do it.
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So especially if you're in Atlanta, Detroit, Philadelphia area.
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What other swing states are really up in question?
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All those swing states where they were juicing the polls at 3am.
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So if you guys are in any of those areas, the suburban areas surrounding those cities, most likely our viewership.
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We encourage you to sign up because that would be a huge help.
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So like we said in the last episode, Trump got the endorsement.
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And then RFK said that more Democrats are coming.
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And just yesterday, Tulsi endorsed Trump to another Democrat.
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You know, those are some true middle of the road kind of flip flopping people who are good endorsements.
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You know, everybody knew Kid Rock was going to endorse Trump.
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Those are more important than someone might think.
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And you don't have to agree with everything RFK or Tulsi or anybody says.
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They have a certain pocket of the Democrat audience that is important to push to the right.
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These people are getting pushed out anyway, as it is.
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But that's not going to stop Krasnestein from trying to get a poll to go his way.
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And he get any time he has an excuse to do a new poll.
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Uh, this one was now that the Democrat National Convention has concluded and RFK Jr.
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Probably the most important clip of the whole show.
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When the lizard people who are watching hear this, they go.
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They get off on that shit because so much of it is them telling it to our face.
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All she needs to do is say, we also go home to our terrariums.
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So my theory is one day the cloaking mechanism is going to malfunction and there's going to
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And thankfully they've developed AI so they can just kind of scapegoat with that.
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Once the cloaking mechanism malfunctions and you have a seven foot lizard on TV and everyone's
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And then that'll probably be where they roll out the alien stuff.
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Here's how Pete Buttigieg's husband reacted to the end of the DNC.
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Well, as he can attest, I was a blubbering mess all night.
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I couldn't stop thinking about the fact that the first president that our daughter is going
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I was weeping because of the DNC, a blubbering mess.
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So homosexuality, crying because of a Democrat invention, you know, their neck, neck and neck.
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And this kind of like, I'm going to extrapolate a little bit here.
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This kind of sums up the whole situation in America with what's going on.
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Like they're trying to make America really gay, Indian and confusing to the kids.
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We have some old clips of Kamala just kind of reminding everyone like the theme for the
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Kamala section today is going to be she's too stupid to be the president.
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But look how she talked about COVID during the pandemic.
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We're in the middle of a crisis caused by this pandemic that is a public health crisis.
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We're looking at over 220 million Americans who just in the last several months died.
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We are in the midst of a public health epidemic that has taken the lives of over 220 million
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So for one, maybe you misspeak like Joe Biden does that every time.
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Maybe you misread the teleprompter and it was 220,000 or something, whatever.
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Wouldn't you read that and go, oh, that can't be right.
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She just read it and just went with it and multiple events.
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220 million Americans died in the last few months.
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It's a little revealing as to who we're dealing with.
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Who's there's no angel on the shoulder watching and making sure everything's confirmed.
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And she uses the big laugh and smile to kind of cover that up.
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But clearly she's not the one driving the ship.
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And another example of her not being the one driving the ship.
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Look at this old clip I found where she gets shushed by Chuck Schumer.
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That's not cut off, cut off sweatshirt, big dog shit.
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You think anyone ever talks to Trump like that going?
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You know, she's following the Joe Biden protocol of mostly hiding, not answering off the cuff questions, no press conferences, all scripted stuff.
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So it'll be interesting to see how she plays that going forward and when her first big unscripted moment is, you know?
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We also found an old clip of Tim Waltz discussing free speech.
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There's no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech and especially around our democracy.
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I have a feeling Tim Waltz's side is the side that's gonna decide what's misinformation and what's hate speech.
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And then my side is the side that's gonna get in trouble.
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So he doesn't have that free speech dog in him, which we all knew.
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And that's gonna lead to some pretty hectic times if they were to somehow become president.
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The Telegram founder, he just got arrested in France.
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Yeah, for basically not censoring or doing any sort of regulation on the platform, right?
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And I'm kind of seeing this as like the game plan and the agenda for future arrests where they're gonna have like anyone who's an enemy of the one world government globalist agenda.
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They're gonna arrest that person when and where they can when they land in jurisdictions where they're they broke a law or they broke like a anti free speech law.
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And it sounds like France has exactly that going on.
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Elon's probably who they're gonna go after next.
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Yeah, they'll body snatch you on a connecting flight because it's more important to silence you than it is to catch like a thousand thieves, right?
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And so this is Alex Vindman, notorious little cuck boy leftist.
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He says while Derov holds French citizenship is arrested for violating French law.
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This has broader implications for other social media, including Twitter.
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There's a growing intolerance for platforming disinfo and malign influence and a growing appetite for accountability.
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And then there was an interview where Tucker interviewed Derov, the guy who did Telegram.
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And this is what he said about the FBI coming to his guys trying to get back doorways of spying on political figures like Tucker.
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We got too much attention from the FBI, the security agencies, wherever we came to the US.
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So to give you an example, last time I was in the US, I brought an engineer that is working for Telegram.
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And there was an attempt to secretly hire my engineer behind my back by cyber security officers or agents, wherever they are called.
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To write code for them or to break into Telegram?
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They were curious to learn which open source libraries are integrated to the Telegram's app on the client side.
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And they were trying to persuade him to use certain open source tools that he would then integrate into the Telegram's code that, in my understanding, would serve as backdoors.
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Ah, so our taxpayer-funded FBI is trying to backdoor into Telegram so they can spy on us.
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And they did that, I guess, for Tucker and then also for the anti-Maxine groups.
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Because that's big misinformation, according to the left, who decides what's misinformation and what's not.
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So as conditions get worse in all the Western countries, as we're going to show in our migrant section coming up, the importance of stifling that free speech is more important than ever, right?
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That's a growing priority for the globalist left or whatever.
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Because they don't want you to be able to organize and communicate and fight back and share real information.
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In fact, in England, they're emptying prison cells of real criminals to get you in there.
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Because people talking about it could stop it, and they need to get it to a point of, like, terminal velocity, a point of no return, where you can't stop it.
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So they need, like, more time, more months, more years of just loading up the West full of these migrants so then when you finally complain, it's too late.
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Make sure you guys use the opportunity to help us tickle the post, juice the algo, leave a like, leave a comment, comment again, then start yapping.
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Notifications need to be on, PO Box needs to be full.
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We're going to cover two of them specifically, but breaking at least nine people stabbed at Festival of Diversity in Solingen, Germany.
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The attacker has been described by eyewitnesses to local media as an Arab man.
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Suspect is still at large, but then eventually they arrested him, and it was a 15-year-old Arab man.
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They confirmed they arrested a 15-year-old, but they could not give further information, they said.
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Police confirmed two men and a woman were killed in the attack.
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The two male victims were reportedly 67 and 56 years old, and the deceased woman was also 56 years old.
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Eight other people were injured, four of them seriously.
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So those old people that got stabbed were people that probably should have never in like a normal world come into contact with some 15-year-old from some crap country.
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They were born 40, 30 years before this was even a possibility.
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And all of a sudden, this human bioweapon was dropped in on them from malicious forces.
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And all of a sudden, you're supposed to coexist in Germany with this guy who at 15, for some reason, just has the strong impulse to stab.
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He doesn't feel connected to anywhere, and he kind of gets hijacked online by some radical idealists.
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And all of a sudden, he's stabbing defenseless old German people who should otherwise never have to deal with this type of thing.
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And then also, you can't not stab at the diversity festival.
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There's zero second-order thinking like, hey, maybe I'll leave that one alone.
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Yeah, I can't imagine that'll help my cause, right?
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So it shows how impulsive and unable to control themselves they are, which also tells us they're not smart, which also tells us that their movement across the West was not their idea.
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Yeah, it was not their idea and was not necessary at all if they're this impulsive and dumb and can't even think one step ahead.
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So someone else is thinking a couple steps ahead for them, right?
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No like, oh, this would look bad for other migrants.
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This is the community accepting us, which is, you know, crazy, but I'm very grateful.
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And then when these kind of low IQ inability to think stabbers do something like this, the Western media is there to cover for them, right?
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So here was a second stabbing that happened in West London, and here's how they covered it.
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Last hour, they've given us an update that they've made 38 arrests and recovered four knives.
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And they said a man believed to be in his twenties has been stabbed.
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But overall, it's been a really peaceful and enjoyable day for people.
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Overall, it's been good, aside from the multiple people arrested with knives and the stabbing guy.
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Other than that, and the people who got stabbed, pretty fine day.
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So when they're not stabbing people, maybe they're good citizens all around.
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And they're negatively involved in all aspects of society.
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Here is a man who looks like he's from India or maybe Pakistan approaching a group of girls who look to be between like 12 and 14.
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And you can tell the girl right here is like laughing and she thinks like, oh, this guy's just being goofy.
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And like you can tell she still has her innocence.
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Like she's still an innocent younger girl who thinks this guy's just messing around and he's being funny.
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But that innocence, unfortunately, is like naive.
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Because like this guy is willing to act on his urges.
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And for him, these girls being 13 or 12 years old is not a deterrent for him.
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So the age of consent laws and stuff like that, he's not thinking about that at all.
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And then this girl who seems to be a very nice girl is looking at him like, oh, he's just a goofy guy messing around.
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And that, unfortunately, you can't really have that mindset anymore when you have all these third worlders here who are going to potentially do horrible, egregious things.
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Yeah, there's no charity anymore if you're paying attention, right?
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And I guess part of that is some of those people, those girls, like the people who we say are naive, they're not paying attention.
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They're not seeing on the Sunday night news the type of stuff they need to be seeing, right?
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And it's a lot of them, you know, that girl's not on Telegram.
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So it's like society is doing them a disservice as well along the way.
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Exactly, which will lead to more crimes and more victims.
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Our last piece of migrants here in America, over 100 students without bus service as Massachusetts funds buses for migrants.
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Yeah, so this is a Massachusetts area school, 150 students at Stoughton Public Schools will have to find a new way to get to school ahead of the academics year.
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September 4th start date, the Boston Herald first reported, the news comes at the same time that the state has started paying for buses for the migrant students of the more than 200 migrant families that recently moved into their community.
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So 150 real students, their parents need to drive them now, miss time at work, figure something out, carpool.
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And the migrants who are living at shelters, they're going to be picked up.
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And one of my favorite things about articles like this, well, here, I'll continue reading.
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There's no requirement in the state of Massachusetts to provide transportation for students in grades seven through 12, but the district is required to provide busing to students living in hotels and shelters, the letter said.
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However, according to the superintendent, the arrival of migrant families in Stoughton is not the reason for the shortage of buses.
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And then these people go on to say like, well, that comes from the state money for migrants and then this comes from the school budget.
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And it's just one of these things like, well, that's that pile of money and this is that pile of money and it's not really the same thing and calm down.
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But the end result is migrants getting bused to your school and your kid being totally left in the dust. Right. Yeah.
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So it's like, I don't give a shit where the money came from or who it was earmarked for.
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Like the act, the result doesn't make some sort of reasoning behind it. Correct. You know, exactly.
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Look, zoom out. Yeah. Your kids don't have a bus.
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Illegals getting bussed every day. Zoom out, boys. Good, bad.
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I don't care if, oh, the paperwork says that this money was going into this person and that.
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It's just like an injustice in America for Americans. Exactly.
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And I don't I don't necessarily care what the superintendent has to say.
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Yeah. Vote him out. All right. That's the end of our migrant section.
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We're into our final chunk of housekeeping, which is all my stuff.
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All right. Have fun, buddy. This is where I can kind of share some new ideas with you.
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OK. Tell you what's been on my mind. OK, please.
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First things first. You know how people have middle names?
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You can really steal someone's name if you take advantage of the middle of the name.
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So my last name is Fletcher. I could have a kid, Michael Jackson Fletcher.
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Yeah. Yeah, you could. Thomas Jefferson Fletcher. Shaquille O'Neal Fletcher.
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Yeah. I think some I think some black people already do that.
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I was going to say, you might not have an original idea here.
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But like you really just like take someone's full name, give it to the kid.
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And then also they're not like, oh, I'm not. I'm Michael Jackson.
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It's like you're not even Michael Jackson. You're Michael Fletcher.
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What's something that everyone knows not to do?
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I think I've done. I think when I was 12 or 13 or something, I did a Wendy's cheeseburger with that light aluminum.
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I think I did that and it sparked up really quick and I ejected it out.
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But everyone kind of I kind of remember doing it once, too.
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I think everyone has like a fake Mandela effect memory of putting metal in the microwave.
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And it makes you wonder, what does it open up portals?
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No metal in the microwave sounds a lot like lead paint to me.
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When you have lead on the walls, the Wi-Fi can't get into microwave you.
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We have 24-7 surveillance camera and we'll publish the footage of you doing it.
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So he has like a podcast where there's a huge table.
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Semi-bisexuality is a sexual orientation that defines a person who feels sexual attraction
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This has nothing to do with being correct or a new niche that was just figured out.
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And I think a lot of it comes down to, like, straight white men and even straight white
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So if you can, like, compartmentalize and create little groups of everyone who's not a straight
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They do that with the POC, the people of color stripes, the black and brown stripe on the
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And they keep adding, like, the Native Americans.
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They keep adding, like, disenfranchised groups, anyone who's not white.
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So for that one, it's like, if you're a straight white guy and you're kind of a pussy, maybe
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A thick line with some curves, like, about to bust from the seams.
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Let's take it to our second most important clip of the day.
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I think it's sticking, and it's very disrespectful on purpose.
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And I think he's on live, so that's, like, why.
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This is maybe the most interesting story in the show.
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It's in Spanish, but he's got pride flags everywhere, wearing gigantic heels in, what,
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It's like not even a big, it's just like a side of the road tire shop, right?
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It's similar to the big titty wood shop teacher, where the fetish shit exceeds the desire
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And it's like, in my opinion, it's good to see people committing to something, you know?
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It's like, you're putting on a tire, he's getting down crouching and changing a car's
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tire, like taking the entire wheel off and doing it in a handicap.
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So, you have a tougher, less comfortable day at work, but you get bricked up way better
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It's way easier to stroke your shit when you get home.
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And then another piece that we always talk about, right?
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All you got to do is put on fucking high heels and the news crew will show up and start interviewing
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I'm sure there's some guy there who's been doing tires for 50 years.
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He throws some heels on and start talking twink shit.
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He's handicapping himself because that's how much he loves the game.
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But he's not going to replace Big Titty Woodshop Teacher, but Big Titty Woodshop Teacher has
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We have to play it no volume, but this guy says post-clinical vibes.
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And this is how he feels when he's done with his clinical.
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And he made sure to include his stethoscope in his gay little TikTok dance.
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This is how he feels when he's done with his clinical.
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But this is the type of doctor that looks at your pecker when you're under anesthesia.
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And then the nurse goes like, oh, that's not good, but I can't report a gay guy.
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That's all I wanted to show is just that guy's going to be a doctor.
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And he'll get his tires changed at the Mexican Tire Shop.
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But definitely, and you know, we can't necessarily slander the guy, but if I had to,
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if you put a gun to my head and said, who's more likely to sneak a look at your pecker while
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Let's go to the person crying fatphobia, who's a go-go dancer.
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This is part of the, this is what I'm thinking about, the fat, the fat line on the gay pride
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Fat phobic people out there, even in the queer community.
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I was a go-go dancer at a pride party and the amount of money that I made versus the
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amount of money that the thin people made was not the same.
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Sometimes people don't even feel comfortable like putting the money in my underwear, but
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people are like really awkward with like, should I touch you?
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So those are little reminders that people still have a lot of work to do around their
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A lot of reminders that people have work to do around their fat phobia because people
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aren't as excited to touch the 320 pound stripper as they are the other strippers.
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They have to dig around her folds a little bit more and they don't know how to do that.
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So they'd rather just slip it into the skinny girl's thong, right?
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And then there was a thing she said where like she's making less money than the other
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dancers and that's like a reflection of society's fat phobia.
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If she made more money than the other dancers, she would have just been like, sweet.
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But this is another theme like, uh, another theme for our show, which is when there are
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All 400 of you who came to my go-go dancers and tipped the thin hotter people way more
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So, uh, again, it's like all these indicators of what's happening out in the world.
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No, it's society who's wrong and they're fat phobic.
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And that's why she's going to start a campaign to get a pride flag for fatties.
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And then she, she won't stop working until she reaches her goal and she'll like die at 40
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And then she goes, especially in the queer community, it's like, do you think the, somebody
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just cause some gay guy likes dudes that he's all of a sudden like, oh, fat people are the
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Those two are totally unrelated and, uh, this woman thinks they should be right.
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Uh, this guy was on a date and then he went to the bathroom for 30 minutes and this lady
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She says, and the guy left his wallet on the table and then you open it and it's a
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It's a Leonardo DiCaprio and catch me if you can wallet made out of coupons and shit.
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I don't know if Costanza ever did that, but, um, it's a Costanza type move.
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When I went to Australia where you were there too.
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It was summer in Australia and we would go to a class.
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I had this class that was a three hour class and it had a 10 minute break in the middle.
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So I would go and I would have my notebook and pen and I would leave it there, take the
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But they'd see the pen and notebook and be like, oh, this guy's coming back.
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And then if you opened it, it would just have nothing, nothing in it.
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And there was one time, cause we used to do this as a group.
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A bunch of us would just leave at the break and never come back.
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They would have waves and we'd go, uh, we'd skip.
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And then there was one time that as we're walking out to the break, the teacher stopped
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And he was like, guys, I'm begging you, please come back from the break.
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Um, so, but so in general with this video, I kind of have a feeling this girl made it
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up or something, you know, it's kind of a bold move for a guy to do.
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And, uh, it's a good social media idea and clip, right.
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You know, gets a little engagement, whatever, but it made me think it's a good time to carry
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New York city, you're going to New York city, having a dupe wallet is not bad.
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I admit that it's third world shit, but, uh, sometimes you got to play the game of the,
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you know, we're on some third world trending stuff here in America in certain cities.
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You got to play the hand you're dealt, not the hand you wish you had.
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One of our topics, just one is going to be stop and frisk.
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There is a guy who is making fun of right wingers, um, who, uh, say, what was it?
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He had a little Freudian slip where, uh, he said stop and frisks meant all black people.
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And, you know, I would agree it's mostly right.
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Our first clip is the fight on the way to Atlanta.
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So first thing I will say is guy in the green hat.
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They're trying to compete with Spirit Airlines lately.
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Have you seen Spirit Airlines stock, by the way?
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but they call them the ultra low cost carriers.
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Don't, you can't bring anything on the fucking flight.
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it's like a third class on the Titanic type tickets, right?
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So the cheap flight crowd is going to be on your flight
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who pushes the wheelchair when he disrespects auntie, right?
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And then you have the pilot who's getting involved.
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but I got the chips all in a bag and everything.
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And she's worried about when I'm eating in a bag.
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Should I pause it and translate it really quickly?
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What mess is you going to clean up in this house in a bag?
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Oh, yeah, I'm going to get my money to work out this ride.
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So if this happened, and say you had a little bit of a disagreement with the driver,
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they said don't eat your chips, why don't you go, all right, I'll chill on the chips,
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I'll take the rest of the 10-minute ride to get to where I'm going,
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and then maybe I'll say something rude on the way out and leave a three-star review.
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Yeah, maybe negative review them and kind of say, hey, you didn't have to do that,
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Yeah, but for her, ain't no bitch going to tell her where you can eat your chips at.
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I have to escalate it immediately, even if that means getting dumped out on the side of the road
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with a 14-minute walk to my house in 98-degree weather.
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So there's no gamesmanship is what you're saying.
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There's no like, again, this is second-order thinking,
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this is like stabbing up the migrant, the diversity festival, right?
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It's like, hmm, should I maybe game it a little, get the result I want,
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Where you eat the chips in the ride, and you get where you're going,
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It had to escalate, and also she's on speakerphone.
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So yeah, if you pay $50, you better be eating my chips in the car.
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And again, this is another like totally different language.
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All right, our next clip is a guy who has an entire Instagram and TikTok
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dedicated to this where he walks around the hood with a PS5 box
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You're going to just take it from me though like that.
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So there's a surprising number of people who are willing to commit a crime and assault
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And it's, this kid, you could go to his page, maybe we'll link it in the show notes, maybe
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not, but he, a surprisingly high number of people will commit a felony right outside
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So this guy brandished a firearm and stole a $600 PS5, which is an empty box, a box that
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has like some other weight similar to a PS5 in it for the prank.
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So again, we're having an issue of people who refuse to think even one step ahead.
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And if you think about how these like hood situations kind of play out, like if that was
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a real PS5 and that guy stole it and then went in his house, the guy who had his PS5 stole
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and would go get his cousin or go get his buddy and go, oh, we're going back to his house.
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And then they would like shoot up the house and then you have people dead.
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And it's killed over a PS5, killed over nothing, killed over a prank.
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And then we cover it in urban decay and the cycle continues.
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So like if you're stealing that PS5, you're basically like willing to risk your life for
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it because you know that that guy and his friends who are in the hood are going to come
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But then it's a chicken or the egg thing where you go, uh, is he, yes, we know he's risking
00:56:53.800
his life, but does he know he's risking his life?
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So nobody thinks that far ahead and therefore the cycle keeps perpetuating.
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And that's why the cycle can't perpetuate because all he's thinking is PS5 right now.
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I also like seeing, uh, you could scroll through this guy's page.
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I like seeing the different ways people initiate the fact that, cause you have to communicate.
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It's like a very casual, like I'm taking it from you.
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It's, it's almost, uh, it's like, I feel like I'm, uh, observing nature or something.
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You almost like wouldn't even understand what's going on until the PS5 is in his hand and he
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Our next clip is, uh, kids at a football camp and they're going over their real name versus
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Mr. Hop out on feet walk him down with that drape.
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Uh, little bee walk him down, catch him in the alley.
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I don't think, I don't think Bartholomew is his real name and I don't think Mr. Walk him
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down on that street with that drape is his street name either.
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Um, but also if you participate in this world, you could get shot.
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There's a little bit like, I appreciate humor just as much as the next guy.
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These guys are pretty funny, but there are always that 5% chance someone mistakes you.
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So, say, the guy who took the PS5 from earlier, some sort of gangbanger type mistakes you for
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being serious and then your life's in jeopardy.
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Um, and so, I don't know, maybe just keep that in mind.
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I don't know what we're saying here, but the next clip is going to be a guy who was doing
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This guy is on his Ops grave site and he's digging it up.
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I don't think the guy's legitimately digging up a corpse and he's not going to dig more
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than two inches, but he's disrespecting his Ops.
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He comes, brings a shovel to the cemetery, talks a little shit, digs a little, and he
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Philadelphia rapper YBC Duel, who recently went viral for digging up his Ops grave, has
00:59:54.380
So, you know, I thought that was funny, digging up his grave.
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If that was me and I was dead, I'd be like, all right, he's trying.
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Harry Sisson goes to your grave and goes like, uh...
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But, you know, there is that true, true percent chance that you're going to die if this is
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Hey, if your name is YBC Duel, head on a swivel out there, right?
01:00:36.520
Our last clip of Urban Decay is just a little update from New York City.
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I used to live in the village, the West Village.
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And I used to take Sunday strolls to Washington Square Park where I would get an espresso.
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And here's what Washington Square Park looks like now.
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People were putting blankets down with a lot of homosexuals.
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Hey, homosexuals, aside from the monkeypox, they keep a good neighborhood, right?
01:01:34.660
Like, it's Skid Row, L.A., where I've also lived.
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I used to be one of the nicest parts of the city.
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Manhattan is one of the most expensive zip codes in the world.
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And it's just complete third world trash all over.
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Yeah, I'll read this quote from Viral News NYC just because he put so much time into it.
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As I walked through the park, I witnessed addicts with needles hanging from their arms, blood dripping down as they shot up.
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The horrifying sight is what little kids now see as they run through this once vibrant space.
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Drug dealers are lurking just 20 feet away, preying on these vulnerable individuals.
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They exploit people's weaknesses, blah, blah, blah.
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Despite multiple arrests, these dealers are often released only to return and keep feeding the epidemic.
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Some have been arrested 30 or 40 times only to return to the same spot, perpetuating the deadly cycle.
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So if there's this thing where if you're arrested 30 or 40 times, why even waste the cop's time?
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Because you can get him off the street for like six hours.
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You might as well just have like adult timeout zones.
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It's like, why not just put him in like a padded room lockbox and say, all right, eight hours.
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Because that's how long it would take to arrest you and then let you back out.
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But yeah, a once beautiful park, something that you experienced.
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Like that's declined within one person's lifetime.
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It's crazy how quick this sort of thing happens.
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And if left unchecked, the slope is very slippery.
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Well, don't get too down or too depressed about that.
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There's some places that society hasn't been tarnished by the migrants yet.
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For example, this is what $1,200 of lobster tails looks like.
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I like the thing around the lemon, the mesh around the lemon.
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Next is a guy who did a dance move I've never seen done this well.
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And it's probably a third world thing where you watch and then someone pickpockets you.
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Yeah, they do their bit, and then they have a third guy who works with them, and he comes
01:05:24.280
I got a dog cart for Jerry, and I tried to attach it to him, and he backed out and almost
01:05:32.960
He didn't like it, and he was doing anything he could to get away from it.
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Didn't start him young enough, and he doesn't have that instinct.
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Because his DNA should have cart pulling in it.
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He should have gotten there and been like, oh, my ancestors are speaking to me through
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I'm not quitting, and if you guys know dogs, and how dogs go, and what makes them, tell
01:05:57.540
me how to get Jerry in the harness attached to the thing so I can get him dog carting.
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We were open for breakfast then, and I'd order unsliced bread, and I would slice the thick
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The guy on Goldman Baking Company in Oak Cliff came over and said, bakery business 30 years,
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and you're the only person to ever order toast unsliced.
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He said, I just wonder what and what were you doing with it?
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Because I had people come to me everywhere just to eat breakfast for that toast.
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He finally brought me a little box that had slots in it where I could put it in there
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where it would all be there, because we cut them all different sizes.
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And finally, he put a machine in that would cut the thick toast.
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You know, everybody used a thin toast or biscuits.
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1955, Texas Toast, 50-year, 70-year anniversary soon.
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Our next shout-out is from Gabe's Puppets, who did a shout-out for us.
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And we all wanted you to know that Fleckus Talks, the podcast, is the best podcast of all time.
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The worst of all the spiders catching things and eating their insides.
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So both him and the puppet need to know the song.
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And I told him I'm going to tell everyone to go follow him, which I'm telling everyone to do now, at Gabe's Puppets.
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And you can't even, his mouth, like you can't even tell it's him.
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And we're going to follow him and support him forever.
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Our last piece of the whole show is Richard Rapboy.
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Are you kissing your girlfriend at the CPAP machine?
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She struggles with a little sleep apnea, but I love her, you know?
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