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00:00:14.960 All right, welcome back to Flag of Socks, a podcast episode 155.

00:00:20.080 Today on the show, this trans worker gets dead named and has an absolute meltdown after, 1.00

00:00:25.380 which kind of gives us some insight as to how Gen Z looks at working.

00:00:28.700 Then, Planet Fitness' stock slides after a pro-trans policy results in a normal lady's membership getting revoked. 0.99

00:00:37.560 Then we have a bad parent section in Urban Decay you won't want to miss.

00:00:41.420 And last but not least, squatters are taking over houses across the entire country and illegals are starting to take notice. 0.62

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00:03:00.060 We have a very good show today.

00:03:01.780 We have a packed housekeeping.

00:03:03.320 We have a packed cringe and a packed urban as well.

00:03:05.920 A lot of stuff happened.

00:03:07.420 Sometimes it feels like we don't have a lot to cover, but then other days it seems like it's been three weeks in two days.

00:03:13.140 So this is one of those.

00:03:14.400 This is one of those.

00:03:15.260 The first thing we're going to get to, the Planet Fitness story.

00:03:18.260 A woman complained about a trans person in the bathroom shaving, and then she complained, and then her membership got revoked.

00:03:26.800 Is that correct?

00:03:27.360 I think that's where we're starting.

00:03:28.740 Yeah.

00:03:29.060 She took a picture of this trans man who can be found.

00:03:33.240 This type of guy in the picture can be found in any IT department, you know, just waiting out his career.

00:03:38.900 He kind of comes over.

00:03:39.720 Have you tried restarting it?

00:03:40.660 But absolute man, and he was shaving.

00:03:44.680 Ah.

00:03:45.060 He was shaving in the ladies' locker room at Planet Fitness, and so Planet Fitness, of course, what do they do?

00:03:50.700 They side with the guy, and they revoke this woman's membership. 0.99

00:03:55.000 The woman also mentioned that there was a 12-year-old girl in a towel scared in the corner. 0.86

00:03:59.580 Yeah.

00:04:00.540 So, obviously, since then, Planet Fitness has sided with the 0.01% of society. 1.00

00:04:05.940 The trans people would have some mental problems. 1.00

00:04:07.960 Yep. 1.00

00:04:08.400 And they canceled the woman's membership, the woman who complained. 0.99

00:04:12.140 And since then, a ton of people have canceled their membership.

00:04:15.560 It says, Planet Fitness sees $400 million wiped off its value in just five days after banning a member who exposed trans woman shaving in the female locker room.

00:04:25.100 Yeah. 0.97

00:04:25.520 Trans people have a way of bankrupting huge institutions. 1.00

00:04:30.340 And the thing is, like, oh, Bud Light, some marketing woman made this twink do the beer can thing. 1.00

00:04:36.380 This is, like, 10 times worse.

00:04:38.100 This is way worse.

00:04:38.820 And, obviously, the business has no spine.

00:04:41.460 They're afraid to death of getting sued by a trans person for their rights, which haven't even been fully explored in the courts yet.

00:04:47.800 Yep.

00:04:48.240 Does it fall under, you know, the civil rights movement being trans, which we know is kind of a little kooky, a little mental? 1.00

00:04:56.980 Your wire's crossed.

00:04:58.020 And so I don't think that's even been fully litigated, but corporations don't want to get themselves involved.

00:05:03.560 So what do they do?

00:05:04.760 They kind of use the other rule, like, well, you can't take pictures in the bathroom.

00:05:08.820 But then the most important part is, like, there's one locker room.

00:05:12.300 Men, women, children, you know?

00:05:15.040 The girls go with the girls. 0.98

00:05:16.460 And a 12-year-old feeling unsafe while some guy shaves, some IT worker shaves.

00:05:21.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:21.340 Very greasy shit. 1.00

00:05:22.360 Very greasy shit. 1.00

00:05:23.360 And Planet Fitness could have done the easy thing and sided with, like, 99.9% of people. 1.00

00:05:28.420 And if you did that and removed this man from the women's locker room, I think you would have gotten a ton of extra memberships. 0.93

00:05:35.120 Your stock would have gone like this, but instead you didn't do the right thing.

00:05:39.040 You sided with the LGBTs, and now your stock's plummeting. 0.98

00:05:43.040 And if you had gone the other way, you wouldn't have had any flack because the trans LGBTs, they're not going to, like, quit their memberships in droves.

00:05:51.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:53.120 You know?

00:05:53.640 And it's also not going to work out.

00:05:54.820 They might be mad on Twitter for a little bit, and that's it.

00:05:56.960 Yeah.

00:05:57.160 They'll be mad in the replies.

00:05:58.500 And it's also not even the LGBTs.

00:06:00.360 It's just the tease.

00:06:01.520 So, you know, I'd like to see a company do right, but, you know, they're paying the price.

00:06:05.760 Yeah.

00:06:06.020 And then, obviously, the PR team did not pay attention to the Bud Light stuff.

00:06:09.520 Yeah.

00:06:09.800 They missed it.

00:06:10.440 They missed the memo.

00:06:11.300 They said, oh, we're scared. 1.00

00:06:12.280 We better side with this mentally ill person who's mad. 1.00

00:06:15.360 Should have maybe zoomed out a little bit. 1.00

00:06:18.000 All right.

00:06:18.340 Moving on. 1.00

00:06:18.800 Speaking of not prioritizing normal people for the sake of woke, the Mayo Clinic is doing some dumb, dumb shit for new hires. 0.99

00:06:26.220 The top healthcare company, Mayo Clinic, is discriminating against straight white people in their inclusive hiring practices. 0.99

00:06:32.360 Notice how that word kind of loses its meaning when you're excluding one race.

00:06:35.680 Yeah.

00:06:36.400 How even criminals are being prioritized to be hired as nurses over white people. 0.99

00:06:40.820 And it says, therefore, we prioritize individuals coming from the following communities.

00:06:44.460 Refugee, neurodivergent, single parent, blind, or low vision, deaf or hard of hearing, black, Hispanic, Asian, military veterans, the elderly, the LGBTQ, and justice impacted individuals.

00:06:56.500 Interesting. 0.98

00:06:57.160 So I hope the blind, gay, elderly, black, trans criminal can find your vein when they're trying to get blood. 1.00

00:07:04.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:04.800 They're blind.

00:07:05.640 They're poking around. 1.00

00:07:06.680 And they're old as fuck. 1.00

00:07:08.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:08.720 Trying to get that blood. 0.67

00:07:09.860 And it's crazy because they list all this stuff and it's like, you can just say not white. 0.94

00:07:14.240 You can just say it because that's what it is and that's what it's going to be.

00:07:17.680 And I think I just saw right before I came in, Robert Kraft, the Kraft owner of the Patriots and stuff, was hiring.

00:07:24.320 Same thing.

00:07:25.140 No whites need apply, basically. 0.98

00:07:26.640 So we need some lawsuits on our side of this thing where you apply and then get the automated email response saying, thank you, no thank you, James, John Smith.

00:07:38.360 And then you hit them with a lawsuit.

00:07:40.380 Yeah, that's interesting.

00:07:41.520 And you'd think that like you'd want to maybe find someone with experience or good test scores or went to a good nursing school. 0.99

00:07:48.880 That's not included at all.

00:07:50.440 No, they have low vision when it comes to that.

00:07:52.460 They have low or impaired vision. 0.99

00:07:54.120 And then you'd think, well, if it's everyone but white people, are white people like bad nurses? 1.00

00:07:58.060 They must be incompetent, right? 1.00

00:07:59.740 No, no.

00:08:00.580 It's not about confidence.

00:08:01.620 It's just about what the people look like.

00:08:03.840 Very interesting.

00:08:04.880 Pretty much.

00:08:05.240 And the Supreme Court of Washington is doing something similar.

00:08:08.220 Yeah, the Supreme Court of Washington has ruled that prospective lawyers will no longer be required to pass a bar exam to practice in the state.

00:08:15.220 The decision was reportedly made because the bar exam was too difficult for examinees of color.

00:08:21.980 That's interesting.

00:08:23.260 So now if you had told me that maybe, say for the bar, if you pass the bar, you can become a lawyer, you don't have to go to law school, I would be fine with something like that.

00:08:32.260 Skip law school because you did the bar.

00:08:34.120 That's like the final test.

00:08:35.080 It's expensive and I didn't have the ability to get in or I couldn't pay for it, but I passed the bar.

00:08:39.960 And it's like, all right, you can still be a lawyer.

00:08:41.600 I can see that.

00:08:42.940 This is the opposite of that.

00:08:45.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:45.620 And I guess the Supreme Court of Washington thinks black and brown people are retarded. 1.00

00:08:51.400 I don't know. 0.99

00:08:52.420 That's the definition of bigotry of low expectations, right?

00:08:55.160 Yeah.

00:08:55.300 So they've now formalized that into law so far.

00:08:58.980 The judges got together and they said, hey, what should we do?

00:09:02.200 Yeah.

00:09:03.060 Let's make it easy for these people like they're handicapped or something. 1.00

00:09:06.260 Yeah.

00:09:06.320 Like it's not just a standard that everybody passes.

00:09:08.660 The Asians, I don't know.

00:09:11.160 Asians do fine.

00:09:12.480 Yeah.

00:09:12.740 And with this type of thing, it, you know, in the same way, when you go out of your way to hire black pilots and then you see a black pilot and you go, oh, is this guy know what he's doing? 0.89

00:09:22.120 Yeah.

00:09:22.440 It's like the same thing for Washington state. 0.92

00:09:23.980 If you get a black lawyer, are you going to be looking for not a black lawyer? 0.94

00:09:28.200 Because you know that this person didn't have the same standards to achieve their law degree as other people. 0.63

00:09:33.540 So it kind of makes you like become the racist they said you were. 0.97

00:09:37.400 It's so funny because all this stuff is happening for the most high stakes shit ever. 0.99

00:09:42.000 You hop on a plane. 1.00

00:09:42.960 It's a black pilot. 0.87

00:09:43.860 Oh, sketchy landing.

00:09:45.480 Barely made it out. 0.71

00:09:46.600 And then you land and you go to your surgery and it's a black surgeon.

00:09:49.400 Oh, the medical school.

00:09:50.700 We know he got in there.

00:09:51.540 Easy.

00:09:52.340 Malpractice suit.

00:09:53.400 And then when you're doing your malpractice suit in the state of Washington, you have a black lawyer and he like forgets the paperwork. 0.80

00:09:59.380 He forgets to file something. 0.99

00:10:00.840 So your whole life is fucked up by affirmative action in my pipe dream. 0.99

00:10:04.860 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:05.180 But I mean, that's the gist of it.

00:10:06.400 That's basically what it is.

00:10:07.560 Or what if the black lawyer has an easier chance of winning the trial? 0.93

00:10:13.060 The judge is like, go ahead. 0.76

00:10:14.820 Like objection.

00:10:15.920 It's like he can't do that.

00:10:16.840 It's like the judge.

00:10:17.720 Go ahead.

00:10:18.220 Let him.

00:10:18.520 Black lawyer wins.

00:10:19.640 He didn't go. 0.54

00:10:20.140 The black lawyer side wins. 0.67

00:10:21.880 He didn't pass the bar.

00:10:23.300 And that's like what we're seeing, obviously, exactly like you said. 0.76

00:10:26.160 You want to be, if you're black and you want to be a pilot, it's pretty easy to become a pilot. 0.89

00:10:30.640 If you're a lady and you want to be a cop, we'll get rid of the physical requirements. 1.00

00:10:34.900 You could be a cop.

00:10:35.580 If you're a guy and you want to be a girl, don't worry about it.

00:10:38.000 You're a girl. 0.90

00:10:38.480 Go in the bathroom. 0.99

00:10:39.380 Yeah.

00:10:39.520 And then there was one that we covered last week, which is the same thing about the lady cops. 0.96

00:10:44.320 Remember?

00:10:45.200 And with the Nashville wants to make 30% of their police force lady cops. 1.00

00:10:49.520 And when you do that, you're saying we're getting rid of the physical requirements so ladies can become cops because they're not able to do the physical requirements because men and women have different physical capabilities, right? 1.00

00:11:01.280 So when you have that as one of your reasons for inclusion of women cops, you also admit that men and women are physically different.

00:11:09.100 And then it almost like completely throws your argument for why trans men should be participating in women's sports.

00:11:16.840 Yeah.

00:11:17.140 No, I mean –

00:11:18.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:18.540 Yeah, of course.

00:11:19.200 Of course.

00:11:19.580 So like on one side, they use it to get what they want in.

00:11:22.520 But then when they want to do sports, they say, oh, men and women are the same.

00:11:27.100 A guy who's becoming a girl can go wrestle against a girl. 0.98

00:11:30.260 It's the same thing.

00:11:30.980 So you have like two different arguments for the same messed up thing happening simultaneously, but no one ever like self-evaluates like, hey, if we stand for this, how can we stand for that?

00:11:40.240 Yeah.

00:11:40.460 Are you telling me that leftist ideology is inconsistent and doesn't make sense?

00:11:46.000 Wow.

00:11:46.620 Something like that.

00:11:47.680 Yeah.

00:11:47.980 But inclusion can be fun sometimes too.

00:11:50.460 This is an example.

00:11:51.860 There's an Olympic Games coming for people who do steroids.

00:11:54.700 It's called The Enhanced.

00:11:56.840 I am the fastest man in the world.

00:11:59.140 The Enhanced Games.

00:12:00.220 I've broken Usain Bolt's world record, but you've never heard of me.

00:12:05.340 I am a proud, enhanced athlete.

00:12:08.760 Now, we have important allies in our battle for bodily freedom as we build the first sporting event that allows performance enhancements and pays all athletes.

00:12:19.360 When we first announced the Enhanced Games, the Olympic Committee said we were a joke, an idea that couldn't be taken seriously.

00:12:29.320 But venture capitalists know that the future isn't a joke.

00:12:33.680 That's good.

00:12:34.740 Hey, that's what I like to see.

00:12:36.060 I want to see my sprinters juice to the gills.

00:12:39.080 Yeah. 0.98

00:12:39.660 I want to see quads like I've never fucking seen. 0.98

00:12:42.080 How fast can a man run? 0.99

00:12:45.280 Yeah.

00:12:45.740 Not a man who only works out and eats food. 0.89

00:12:48.500 How fast can a physical human body go?

00:12:52.640 And I'm not checking in on him when he's 40.

00:12:54.740 I only care about his prime.

00:12:56.560 I care about his 10 seconds in that 100 meter right now.

00:12:59.300 I don't need him to piss in a cup.

00:13:01.540 And then I think the NFL should take note, too. 0.84

00:13:04.560 Because if the NFL keeps making their sport gay penalty ball, we'll make a CTE league that's kind of like NFL Blitz back in the 2000s. 0.92

00:13:13.660 Hell, yeah. 1.00

00:13:14.320 And we'll watch that shit way more. 1.00

00:13:15.900 And now that we can gamble, you get CTE Wrestle Ball with some gambling. 1.00

00:13:20.820 CTE Gamble Ball, baby.

00:13:22.760 That's what I like.

00:13:23.980 All right.

00:13:24.580 Moving on.

00:13:25.380 The future, man.

00:13:26.440 The future is looking bright.

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00:13:48.860 All right.

00:13:49.200 Next thing. 1.00

00:13:50.180 Joe Biden's retarded, it says. 1.00

00:13:52.060 Yeah, he is. 1.00

00:13:53.080 And we're going to show you why.

00:13:54.520 I also met another mother named Latree.

00:13:59.020 Latree Shoe. 0.97

00:13:59.880 Where's Latree?

00:14:01.020 Where is Latree Shoe?

00:14:02.160 Where is Latree Shoe?

00:14:03.460 Latree Shoe, excuse me. 1.00

00:14:06.280 Where is Latree Shoe?

00:14:08.000 And I was going to say, probably not a real name, but you know with some of the urban names these days.

00:14:12.580 Yeah.

00:14:13.340 We know Shondrekica. 1.00

00:14:14.920 Uh-huh.

00:14:16.360 Lapostrophia.

00:14:17.300 DeBricashaw was the original.

00:14:18.580 That was from our childhood.

00:14:20.160 Jadavion.

00:14:20.840 Jadavion Clowney.

00:14:21.880 Yeah.

00:14:22.140 So anything is really possible.

00:14:24.900 And then there was an ad we saw.

00:14:27.260 So obviously Joe Biden's so old, he can't do anything.

00:14:29.620 He can't walk.

00:14:30.360 He can't talk.

00:14:31.260 He didn't get the cocktail for that video.

00:14:32.960 He didn't get the juice, obviously.

00:14:34.720 Exactly.

00:14:35.720 And there's ads now going around on YouTube shorts, pro-Joe Biden ads, like a sponsored ad.

00:14:42.520 And this is their new angle for him.

00:14:44.620 Out of the way, Biden is old.

00:14:46.760 He is old.

00:14:47.780 But you know who's not old?

00:14:48.900 His administration.

00:14:49.640 The Biden administration has some of the most diverse, young, forward-looking leaders that we have seen coming out of a White House.

00:14:56.700 Ah.

00:14:57.500 So Joe Biden's old.

00:14:58.540 He can't walk or talk.

00:14:59.560 But don't worry. 1.00

00:15:00.540 Everyone in his cabinet is black and gay. 1.00

00:15:02.900 Pete Buttigieg will suck a guy. 1.00

00:15:04.600 Don't worry about anything else. 1.00

00:15:06.100 Pete Buttigieg is ready to suck. 0.99

00:15:07.540 And he's young. 1.00

00:15:08.240 He's under 40 or something.

00:15:09.260 You should see what Pete Buttigieg does in his off time at night with his husband.

00:15:13.120 In the Senate hearing room, Pete Buttigieg tears that up.

00:15:15.960 That's why you've got to vote for us. 0.99

00:15:17.380 Pete Buttigieg is sucking people in his car. 0.98

00:15:19.840 But they're just saying, like, hey, we get it. 0.99

00:15:22.580 He's old.

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00:15:36.180 Hashtag make a play.

00:15:39.260 And they're not even bringing up Trump. 0.99

00:15:40.580 They're just talking about the diverse shit. 1.00

00:15:42.420 He's old. 1.00

00:15:42.920 But a lot of the people around him are gay. 0.88

00:15:44.800 You know, it's more than one guy, right? 0.96

00:15:46.860 Yeah.

00:15:47.200 The other day, I was making some hard-boiled eggs, and I kind of had a Joe Biden moment.

00:15:51.400 Sometimes I'll Google something, and you know that, like, if you have some typos, it doesn't matter.

00:15:56.540 Just keep going because, like, it'll know what you're saying.

00:15:59.060 Yeah.

00:15:59.380 And this is my attempt to type in how long to boil a hard-boiled egg.

00:16:04.900 Howling bull egg.

00:16:07.060 Egg with one G. 0.78

00:16:08.520 And it worked.

00:16:09.840 It worked, yeah.

00:16:10.800 Ten minutes for the full classic hard-boiled egg.

00:16:13.660 Yeah.

00:16:13.900 So Joe Biden can Google stuff still.

00:16:16.640 That's nice.

00:16:17.380 Yeah.

00:16:18.280 I had my own Joe Biden moment.

00:16:20.080 Yeah.

00:16:20.340 And then, obviously, Joe Biden is part of the deep state.

00:16:24.280 Mm-hmm.

00:16:25.400 He's a lifelong.

00:16:26.460 He's a career guy, right?

00:16:27.480 He helps build it.

00:16:28.620 Yeah.

00:16:29.160 And then the deep states is something the right wing has been talking about forever.

00:16:33.500 And everyone said we're conspiracy theories.

00:16:36.020 Doesn't exist. 1.00

00:16:36.520 You're crazy. 1.00

00:16:37.140 All this stuff. 0.99

00:16:38.080 And then the New York Times came out with an article.

00:16:40.460 Turns out the deep state is actually kind of awesome.

00:16:43.840 Hell yeah.

00:16:44.780 Oh, thanks, guys.

00:16:45.680 It's like that cycle where you deny the existence, and then you kind of admit it, and then you

00:16:50.020 enjoy it, or whatever it is.

00:16:52.040 But we're finally full circle now.

00:16:54.180 It's awesome.

00:16:55.040 And we're doing positive PR for it.

00:16:56.680 Unelected, entrenched bureaucrats that don't have the best interest of the country that are

00:17:01.580 exploiting us.

00:17:02.880 That span every administration.

00:17:04.840 Yeah.

00:17:05.460 That's actually cool.

00:17:06.520 Yeah.

00:17:06.980 That's sick.

00:17:07.580 But Mimetic Sisyphus had a funny tweet about that.

00:17:10.220 Yeah.

00:17:10.720 I wanted to read this because a lot of people assume the right wing has some sort of nefarious, 0.99

00:17:15.840 everyone's a pedo, these guys are lizard people, these are demons. 0.99

00:17:19.020 That's a joke that we do. 1.00

00:17:21.340 Right?

00:17:22.500 That's a joke that we do, right?

00:17:24.160 You're supposed to hit the line and say, yeah.

00:17:26.780 Yeah, that's not true.

00:17:29.660 All right.

00:17:30.200 So here's Mimetic Sisyphus on the deep state. 0.69

00:17:32.020 He says, yeah, it's not pedos controlling the markets.

00:17:34.260 It's a guy who has worked at the EPA for 30 years that just wrote a rule that your roof

00:17:38.840 needs to be redone because the tiles have a chemical that could kill an endangered newt

00:17:43.620 if they were fully emerged in a vat of that chemical.

00:17:47.000 You could go to court.

00:17:48.420 You could point out that the newt doesn't even live in your state.

00:17:51.000 Never mind.

00:17:51.540 There's no chance of those levels making it to its habitat.

00:17:54.720 But SCOTUS has Chevron deference, so you don't go to a normal federal court.

00:17:58.540 You go to an EPA arbitration panel led by three guys who hired the man who wrote the rule

00:18:03.340 and have a tea time scheduled for after your hearing.

00:18:06.920 So it's a boys club.

00:18:08.620 It's entrenched people.

00:18:10.100 It's a system that doesn't really treat you fairly in any way.

00:18:13.640 You know, that's the example of what we're talking about on the deep state, not reptilian

00:18:17.100 lizard people who...

00:18:18.840 There are pedos too that get the call and they say, hey, do this or else we release this

00:18:24.960 tape when we got you that time when we honey potted you in 2002.

00:18:29.220 For sure.

00:18:29.620 But when we're talking about the deep state more broadly, it's just the entrenched, lifelong

00:18:34.640 bureaucrats who are in D.C. just kind of obstructing.

00:18:38.560 You saw it with Trump the whole time, obstructing.

00:18:41.320 Well, they'll call you and say, hey, don't look into voter fraud or else that car crash

00:18:46.720 that killed your daughter's boyfriend will be someone in your own family next time.

00:18:51.160 Yeah.

00:18:51.580 Georgia.

00:18:52.120 Stuff like that.

00:18:52.860 Stuff like that.

00:18:53.360 Things along those lines.

00:18:54.160 Yeah.

00:18:54.860 Yeah.

00:18:55.280 We, you know, there's the spectrum of what the deep state is, isn't it?

00:18:58.520 There's a yin and a yang.

00:19:00.520 A yin and a yang.

00:19:01.060 It's all of it.

00:19:01.660 Yeah.

00:19:02.380 All right.

00:19:02.700 Let's move on to the educated black woman speaking. 1.00

00:19:05.140 Yeah.

00:19:05.560 This was from the Tony Bobulinski, which great, great name.

00:19:09.240 Yeah.

00:19:09.660 He's a real writer.

00:19:11.060 We're team Tony.

00:19:11.700 Yeah.

00:19:12.040 And Tony Bobulinski, he was obviously testifying on the Biden corruption.

00:19:16.880 So, Mr. Bobulinski, I know that you take exception to the fact that your credibility has been called

00:19:23.340 into question over and over.

00:19:25.220 But when someone comes to testify under oath, whether it's before this committee, behind closed

00:19:30.060 doors or in person, then we have to evaluate someone's credibility.

00:19:34.440 And sir, I definitely have always had issues with your credibility, as I know that you are

00:19:39.960 very well aware of.

00:19:41.160 So, let me remind you of what happened behind closed doors.

00:19:44.500 Well, you should ask Ro Khanna about my credibility.

00:19:46.580 I haven't asked you a question.

00:19:48.760 Okay?

00:19:49.400 You are?

00:19:49.940 I haven't.

00:19:51.080 So, when I ask you a question, that's when you answer.

00:19:53.180 Otherwise, I'm talking.

00:19:54.820 So, with my time, because it's my time, I want to be clear that when we were behind closed

00:20:01.400 doors, you called a number of people liars.

00:20:03.580 You called the Wall Street Journal liars. 0.63

00:20:07.000 You called Cassidy Hutchison a liar. 0.91

00:20:09.860 You called the FBI a liar. 0.77

00:20:11.960 You called Rob Walker a liar. 0.93

00:20:14.140 You called James Gillier a liar. 0.96

00:20:16.520 You called Hunter Biden a liar. 0.97

00:20:18.260 You called Jim Biden a liar.

00:20:19.820 And just today, you added to your list. 0.86

00:20:22.340 You called my colleague, Congressman Mr. Goldman, a liar as well. 0.77

00:20:27.500 It seems like...

00:20:28.480 So, the evidence of him being not credible is he called Hunter Biden and the Wall Street

00:20:32.660 Journal a liar.

00:20:33.680 Yeah.

00:20:33.960 All the other guys who are in on it.

00:20:36.160 Jim Biden and Joe Biden.

00:20:38.000 The whole point of being a whistleblower is saying there's a cover-up and someone's lying

00:20:41.520 and Bob Alenti's got the info.

00:20:43.480 He's like, ah, you ain't credible because you're calling these people liars.

00:20:46.200 And it's like, I have evidence.

00:20:47.800 I was in the room when it happened. 0.98

00:20:49.900 They're all liars. 0.67

00:20:50.940 And you're saying that's why I'm not believable. 0.97

00:20:53.160 Yeah.

00:20:53.380 I'm the witness.

00:20:54.780 That's it.

00:20:55.720 And she goes, well, it's my time.

00:20:56.960 Let me just ask you a question.

00:20:58.140 Let me ask you a question.

00:20:59.200 Yeah.

00:20:59.540 Let me ask you.

00:21:00.280 It's my time.

00:21:01.300 Yeah.

00:21:01.700 And then, so, some people on Twitter, you know, the Muppets who are going to believe

00:21:07.320 whatever happens on the left, were doing some tweets. 0.96

00:21:10.240 He cannot stand that a brilliant young black woman is dressing him down. 1.00

00:21:13.360 I can't believe he was allowed to make the excuse me comment. 0.87

00:21:16.800 Tony isn't used to having respect any woman, let alone a woman of color.

00:21:20.880 Love it.

00:21:21.720 Yeah.

00:21:22.200 So, there's like this thing if you're a Muppet.

00:21:24.480 And there's only a – it's not everyone's this way on the left, obviously.

00:21:27.500 But there's this thing if you're a Muppet there, you automatically just give credibility 0.91

00:21:31.020 to black people. 0.98

00:21:32.220 Yeah. 0.97

00:21:32.840 If you got sold that lie, you're ready to say, oh my god, she worked hard to get there.

00:21:38.440 She did everything.

00:21:39.360 She's real smart.

00:21:40.460 Exactly.

00:21:41.020 And then that woman is carrying the water for the deep state, the uniparty, the bad guys. 0.98

00:21:45.580 And because that she's put in power as a woman of color, any pushback against her is racist. 0.97

00:21:51.940 And that works to shut down the conversation temporarily.

00:21:54.400 And then the bad guys just kind of lead block with her and get their agenda across.

00:21:59.400 Can you read the Mimetic Sisyphus tweet that summed it up to?

00:22:01.360 This is literally corruption at the highest level. 0.96

00:22:04.440 And it's like some sassy black lady. 1.00

00:22:06.500 It's like, go get him. 0.67

00:22:07.720 Yeah.

00:22:07.980 Tony Bobulinski, he ain't got no credibility.

00:22:09.840 George Soros laughs.

00:22:10.700 Uh, yeah, Mimetic Sisyphus said, these moments are Rorschach tests where 80% of the population 0.98

00:22:15.420 sees an insufferable moron who has gained too much power and 20% who would applaud a 0.99

00:22:20.400 black woman even if she dropped her pants and let a fart rip through the microphone, hailing 1.00

00:22:24.720 it as denunciation of white supremacy. 0.99

00:22:26.560 Yeah.

00:22:27.360 That's what I like to see.

00:22:28.660 You go, girl.

00:22:29.960 Yeah.

00:22:30.420 Mr. Bobulinski's not going to be able to be a real whistleblower because this is who's

00:22:34.060 in the way. 0.97

00:22:34.600 There's also like an incentive thing where Bobulinski's got fucking nothing to gain. 0.99

00:22:39.620 This sucks for him. 0.99

00:22:41.080 Everybody questions him, slanders him, does whatever. 0.98

00:22:44.140 And he's just like kind of trying to do the right thing.

00:22:46.720 Yeah.

00:22:47.240 So obviously this DEI stuff is making it hard for normal Americans.

00:22:51.720 White Americans, white men obviously are under attack. 0.58

00:22:55.000 This is what the karaoke scene looks like now that white men are being kind of thrown under 0.99

00:22:59.580 the bus. 0.93

00:22:59.980 The head on the sanctuary. 1.00

00:23:03.940 The head on the ass. 1.00

00:23:06.400 The slam. 1.00

00:23:07.340 From me to honey.

00:23:12.300 Very relatable.

00:23:13.560 It's grim.

00:23:14.320 It's grim.

00:23:14.640 All right.

00:23:14.720 We're moving on to the migrant section. 0.95

00:23:16.680 We have a crazy migrant section. 1.00

00:23:18.780 Before we get there, I want to do some little uplifting stuff before the depressing migrant 1.00

00:23:23.240 section.

00:23:23.740 All right.

00:23:23.940 Cool. 0.97

00:23:24.420 I've been tormenting gay Andy Cohen from Bravo. 1.00

00:23:27.860 You know Andy Cohen? 0.97

00:23:28.960 Yeah.

00:23:29.180 Yeah.

00:23:29.420 Yeah.

00:23:29.680 He's that little butt buddy who does New Year's Eve, right? 0.63

00:23:32.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:32.420 He sucks. 1.00

00:23:33.320 Not Carson Daly. 1.00

00:23:34.820 Yeah.

00:23:35.380 Some type of guy.

00:23:36.820 Anderson Cooper.

00:23:37.560 Yeah.

00:23:37.760 Anderson Cooper.

00:23:39.280 They get drunk off a little vodka. 1.00

00:23:40.680 They start sucking each other. 1.00

00:23:41.700 At the end of the night, their hands are eating each other's pants. 1.00

00:23:44.200 It's disgusting. 0.90

00:23:45.080 Yeah.

00:23:45.360 And you remember, oh, I smell my fingers. 1.00

00:23:47.540 Disgusting gay shit. 1.00

00:23:49.120 So Bravo Andy, he's obviously obsessed with the Kate Middleton stuff. 1.00

00:23:52.820 Everyone wonders, is she alive?

00:23:54.120 Is she dead?

00:23:54.680 Is a body double?

00:23:55.760 They're getting divorced.

00:23:56.700 She had an abortion.

00:23:57.740 The husband cheated.

00:23:59.120 It's pretty much all the conspiracies.

00:24:01.560 So I DMed Andy Cohen knowing that he couldn't resist any inside scoop to what's going on

00:24:08.560 with Kate Middleton.

00:24:10.020 Can you read that?

00:24:11.680 Fleckes says, I have the juice on the Kate Middleton situation.

00:24:15.100 And he said, what are you thinking?

00:24:16.660 And Fleckes says, it's what do I know, Andy?

00:24:19.860 We're way past thinking.

00:24:21.420 And he goes, what do you know?

00:24:23.200 And Fleckes said, if you knew what I knew, you'd charge you $1.5 million for the info.

00:24:28.180 And then whenever it comes out, I'm just going to say, yeah, I knew that already, Andy.

00:24:32.860 Should have paid me for it.

00:24:34.340 Fleckes pacing around the house late at night.

00:24:36.540 He's like, I got Andy Cohen on the hook.

00:24:38.900 He's replying.

00:24:40.020 Just tormenting Andy Cohen for nothing.

00:24:42.540 That's what I like today.

00:24:43.560 When you get a blue checkmark and a lot of followers, you can kind of shoehorn in there.

00:24:48.260 You can start engaging with certain people.

00:24:50.800 All right.

00:24:51.440 Before we get to the migrant section, we kind of have one that ties in.

00:24:54.420 There's a New York City woman who had a squatter in her million-dollar queen's house that wouldn't leave. 1.00

00:25:00.940 The cops came.

00:25:02.060 She told the situation to the cops.

00:25:03.440 And the cops arrested her.

00:25:05.180 This guy just forced himself into my house.

00:25:08.020 No, he did not.

00:25:08.740 Yes, he did.

00:25:09.560 No, he did not.

00:25:09.960 And so did you.

00:25:10.860 Ma'am.

00:25:11.180 You broke through the front door.

00:25:12.560 Officer.

00:25:13.060 The man called the police on her.

00:25:15.360 So why is it that I have to leave and he doesn't have to leave?

00:25:17.600 Because technically he can't be kicked out.

00:25:19.800 We need to go to court.

00:25:20.680 They consider this a landlord-tenant issue.

00:25:23.980 And by law, it has to be handled through the housing court, not with police.

00:25:27.780 If you own this house, you would not want her inside.

00:25:30.040 I don't own the house.

00:25:30.560 I don't own this.

00:25:31.240 Exactly.

00:25:31.780 She does.

00:25:32.360 Yes.

00:25:32.640 But then once again, you should know how the law works.

00:25:35.720 I do know how it works.

00:25:36.780 There's rules to the.

00:25:38.080 As you got to go to court and send me to civil court.

00:25:40.280 He says he signed a lease in October, but wouldn't tell us with who.

00:25:44.040 I got proof longer than that.

00:25:45.920 Show us the proof.

00:25:47.060 Who are you for me to show?

00:25:48.080 I showed it to cops.

00:25:48.600 Dan with Channel 7 News.

00:25:49.780 If you don't want to show it, you don't want to show it.

00:25:51.140 Come here, but I like that.

00:25:52.280 I would like to see it.

00:25:53.320 He didn't show me a lease.

00:25:54.680 This is a bill.

00:25:55.460 A bill for work, he says, he had done to the house.

00:25:59.340 That's all it takes.

00:26:00.540 And then eventually the lady gets arrested because she tried to evict him by changing 0.51

00:26:04.860 the locks and that's illegal.

00:26:06.260 Yeah.

00:26:06.440 So that's interesting.

00:26:07.640 And what I noticed about this guy who just took the house, zero inspiration from Ocean's

00:26:12.720 Eleven.

00:26:13.320 Yeah.

00:26:13.900 Again, we've talked about this.

00:26:15.400 It's the opposite of a heist. 1.00

00:26:16.900 It's just the dumbest criminal you've ever seen getting away with it. 1.00

00:26:20.280 You just go in the house and then you stay. 1.00

00:26:22.020 And you can tell a lot about society and where we're at when your lowest, dumbest criminals 1.00

00:26:27.580 face no consequences. 0.99

00:26:29.220 You can kind of tell a lot about a society based on how these like dregs of the earth 1.00

00:26:33.180 criminals are treated and this person's prioritized and they got the house.

00:26:37.380 Yeah.

00:26:37.540 It's so easy to know this guy is lying and you kind of look at it like if you're a cop,

00:26:41.200 you kind of like put the flashlight in his face and you go, all right, we got, what do

00:26:43.920 we got?

00:26:44.240 A slurring opiate addict who's crashing in this queen's house. 0.98

00:26:47.820 Okay.

00:26:48.500 He says he has a lease and then has nothing to show.

00:26:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:51.700 Some bullshit repair from months ago. 0.99

00:26:54.500 And that's the thing. 0.99

00:26:55.660 These guys, when the cops come, they go, oh, it's a civil issue.

00:26:59.720 You got to go to the court.

00:27:00.680 And it's like, well, what about the issue of breaking into the house that's still ongoing?

00:27:06.040 That hasn't been resolved yet. 0.99

00:27:07.340 Like there's steps to this shit. 0.98

00:27:09.700 And my biggest thing is during situations like this, where it's clearly a break in, no 0.99

00:27:14.660 lease, no anything.

00:27:15.980 This guy didn't do anything hard.

00:27:17.520 He didn't Photoshop a lease.

00:27:19.260 He didn't forge a signature and then submit it to the county clerk and do all these works

00:27:23.440 that, uh, all this work that makes it like a nightmare to unravel.

00:27:27.040 He just did a, I'm here now.

00:27:29.400 You can't kick me out.

00:27:30.800 So, um, I think that we need to give cops a tool where it's just like, okay, no, no,

00:27:35.620 no.

00:27:36.180 I'm the adult here.

00:27:37.540 I'm like going to make a decision right now. 0.99

00:27:39.960 You guys got to get the fuck out. 1.00

00:27:41.140 You broke into this house. 0.99

00:27:42.240 There's no lease, right?

00:27:43.420 Yeah.

00:27:43.620 You can't vibe it out now.

00:27:44.920 Now it has to all be done in court.

00:27:46.240 And it's like, yeah.

00:27:47.460 And, uh, a lot of like Portland, I believe we've covered this in bonus land before, but

00:27:52.100 Portland has tenant advocacy groups that come in and will represent you for free while you're

00:27:57.800 scamming and draining a landlord.

00:27:59.440 Cause the landlord's the enemy of the people, right?

00:28:01.820 Uh, while you're draining their bank account, uh, and fighting this.

00:28:04.880 So the city provides people for free.

00:28:07.580 And this is happening, uh, all over the country in Atlanta, there's 12,000, uh, 1200 homes

00:28:14.000 in Atlanta currently being squatted in.

00:28:15.900 Yeah.

00:28:16.420 Which is obviously a nightmare if you own those houses.

00:28:19.600 And then what's even worse is now illegal immigrants are hearing about the law and they're 1.00

00:28:25.420 going, Hey, we, sounds like we have a little loophole.

00:28:28.080 Yeah.

00:28:28.280 La ley.

00:28:29.080 Uh, can you, yeah, you're gonna have to read this.

00:28:30.640 This is in Spanish, but Rappaway will read what he's saying.

00:28:33.000 Um, in English.

00:28:34.420 All right.

00:28:35.260 You're putting me in the buzzsaw.

00:28:36.360 My people, I have thought about invading a house in the United States.

00:28:43.040 I found out that there is a law that says that if a house is not inhabited, we can seize

00:28:54.240 it.

00:28:54.740 In the United States also applies of the land invasion.

00:29:05.640 And I think that will be my next business.

00:29:09.840 Invading abandoned houses.

00:29:12.440 Since I have looked for some codes with my friends, Africans, and they told me that they 1.00

00:29:20.200 have already taken about seven houses.

00:29:23.460 Yeah.

00:29:24.360 So you think like this video that this guy is like evil and breaking the law and like

00:29:29.220 exploiting Americans.

00:29:30.640 He's actually following the law.

00:29:32.480 Yeah.

00:29:32.680 This is who's like getting looked out for now.

00:29:34.620 So if you have your home invaded by these illegals or it's going to stay in your house, 1.00

00:29:37.660 that's not theirs.

00:29:39.120 They're actually legally in the, in the right.

00:29:42.140 Yeah.

00:29:42.360 And this was the same guy who was holding up his daughter and saying like, this is my

00:29:46.900 meal ticket yelling at the camera. 0.96

00:29:48.600 So this guy's just a human leech.

00:29:51.900 And if you see this guy, I don't know, I'm not saying do anything, but this guy's public 0.96

00:29:57.420 enemy number one to me.

00:29:59.000 Yeah.

00:29:59.420 To me too.

00:30:00.180 And then, you know, if he's a squatter, I'm a squatter too.

00:30:03.680 Yeah.

00:30:03.880 I'm squatting in there.

00:30:04.880 I'm in the house with you and I'm not fun to be around.

00:30:07.320 Oh, I'm smelly. 0.98

00:30:08.500 I'm stinky. 0.95

00:30:09.460 I'm looking to shake. 0.98

00:30:10.500 Is that your food?

00:30:11.320 No, that's our food. 0.67

00:30:12.380 Yeah.

00:30:12.780 I'm a squatter too.

00:30:14.380 Equal. 0.80

00:30:15.020 Yeah.

00:30:15.200 Um, so obviously, uh, you know, the, these illegals, they'll squat while the homeowner 1.00

00:30:20.400 pays the mortgage, the insurance, the utilities, they pay nothing and squat, but Trump said

00:30:26.000 bloodbath.

00:30:26.840 Yeah.

00:30:27.160 That was really rude and mean and could be mistaken as a massacre instead of just a colloquial.

00:30:32.260 Yeah.

00:30:33.380 All right.

00:30:33.980 Let's move on.

00:30:34.920 Uh, the Ohio Somalian victory.

00:30:37.140 There's a big win in the Buckeye state, um, for this, uh, Somalian guy.

00:30:42.920 Ismail Mohammed is his name.

00:30:44.180 Ismail Mohammed. 0.84

00:30:45.160 Let's play that one on the right.

00:30:46.000 Here's what it looked like.

00:30:48.620 We can't play the music, but there's some Somali music being played.

00:30:51.860 Everyone's Somali and there's no American flags anywhere.

00:30:55.420 I don't see one American flag there.

00:30:57.820 Yeah.

00:30:58.060 It's not about helping America.

00:30:59.660 It's about helping the people who look like this.

00:31:02.600 And this is the Buckeye state.

00:31:03.940 And let's hear the, the winning speech in the Buckeye state.

00:31:06.580 So it's all in Somalian.

00:31:15.880 Yeah.

00:31:16.500 The, the, the, the victory speech for the house of representatives victory is in Somalian.

00:31:21.780 You know, a wise man once said, we don't need people from shithole countries.

00:31:26.480 Yeah.

00:31:26.880 And a lot of people got mad about that.

00:31:29.100 Um, but now this is Ohio.

00:31:30.740 Yeah.

00:31:31.140 And this guy's been on camera saying that like, he wants to help all Somalians and like, that's

00:31:35.900 his number one goal and stuff like that.

00:31:37.680 I think Raheem had a good bit about this.

00:31:40.140 Uh, the translation of that rough translation is I am the captain now and he's not looking

00:31:45.880 to help you guys out.

00:31:47.100 Yeah.

00:31:47.820 It's all Somali best interest.

00:31:49.380 He's going to bring more Somalians here.

00:31:50.800 And then Ohio, America's heartland is now a little Somalia. 0.87

00:31:54.600 Yeah.

00:31:54.940 The chain migration will start and he will make sure of it.

00:31:58.060 And if you think that those Trump comments saying we don't need people from shithole countries

00:32:02.120 here, we're offensive. 0.99

00:32:03.060 We'll just check back in with you in six months when one of these people kills and cooks your 0.98

00:32:08.140 cat. 0.97

00:32:08.540 Yeah.

00:32:08.980 Or pushes your grandma down the stairs at the subway.

00:32:10.960 I think that one's more likely.

00:32:12.300 Yeah.

00:32:12.800 Or invades your house.

00:32:14.080 Yep.

00:32:14.480 And obviously with this mass migration, uh, there's like this entitled energy to it that

00:32:19.020 I've never seen before.

00:32:20.080 Yeah.

00:32:20.220 We've been harping on the entitled energy that like would be unheard of from the class of

00:32:24.120 08.

00:32:24.560 Yeah.

00:32:24.860 The illegal immigrant class of 2024 is very entitled. 0.97

00:32:28.160 The illegal immigrant class of the nineties and two thousands that we grew up in. 0.83

00:32:31.780 They were trying to keep their head down.

00:32:33.420 I just want to work.

00:32:34.220 No problem.

00:32:34.860 Trabajo.

00:32:35.300 Trabajo.

00:32:37.040 Oh yeah.

00:32:37.840 Have a little Modelo after work.

00:32:39.220 Yeah.

00:32:39.440 Now they're so entitled that they're rushing the border, the barbed wire fences and the

00:32:44.260 armed border guards.

00:32:45.680 This was in El Paso earlier, uh, yesterday.

00:32:49.680 This is how much they deserve to be Americans.

00:32:54.000 Just bum rushing the armed guards.

00:32:58.680 Yep.

00:32:59.400 It's bad. 1.00

00:33:00.200 This is a world war Z shit. 1.00

00:33:01.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:03.000 This is straight out of a movie and look at their dumb. 1.00

00:33:06.480 They're dumb and entitled. 1.00

00:33:07.440 So they get through, they break through this line of guys and then there's just another 1.00

00:33:10.640 wall.

00:33:11.100 So they don't even get anywhere.

00:33:15.740 You should be a lot of swing on it.

00:33:17.780 I like that. 1.00

00:33:18.540 Get the fuck back guy. 1.00

00:33:19.800 Yeah, me too. 1.00

00:33:20.920 And you might be thinking that like this mass migrations pushed by like one side who thinks

00:33:26.080 it's good and they want to help people and the other side who thinks it's bad.

00:33:29.460 Both sides know it's bad.

00:33:30.940 And then the bad, the people who are in power that know it's bad are just doing it to destroy

00:33:35.440 the country.

00:33:35.940 It's not like, oh, we thought it was good.

00:33:38.420 And it turns out it wasn't as good as we thought.

00:33:40.240 We just wanted to help people.

00:33:41.460 Exactly.

00:33:41.780 It's like deliberately trying to ruin the country and then they're in power and they're

00:33:44.980 doing it.

00:33:45.400 Yeah, it's not the good of their heart.

00:33:47.340 They don't want to give everybody in the third world the chance at the American dream. 1.00

00:33:51.140 They want to kind of overwhelm the systems and import a third world voting class who's 1.00

00:33:55.840 way easier to control than educated, you know, original Americans. 0.74

00:34:00.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:01.880 And then, like we said, similar to that video, there was a video, I believe, in New York where

00:34:07.280 the illegals were getting moved from one four star hotel to a different one. 0.54

00:34:12.080 And then they were really upset about that.

00:34:13.720 Migrants are now protesting in the streets due to being moved from a Manhattan hotel.

00:34:34.760 Migrants are refusing to get on buses that take them to another four star hotel, stating 1.00

00:34:39.660 that they are tired of moving and that they want a permanent home.

00:34:43.720 Some migrants were refused.

00:34:45.160 Yeah.

00:34:45.800 They're tired.

00:34:46.800 They're tired.

00:34:47.680 Staying in hotels for months at a time that probably would cost normal people like 500

00:34:51.640 bucks a night.

00:34:52.460 Yeah.

00:34:53.100 They're tired.

00:34:53.680 They don't want to move to a different hotel.

00:34:54.740 They just want a permanent house.

00:34:55.780 They're tired.

00:34:56.620 And it doesn't matter if you are in the neighborhood of these migrants and you're tired. 1.00

00:35:01.480 They're tired.

00:35:02.280 Yeah.

00:35:02.540 So that takes precedence.

00:35:03.800 That's the entitlement to the class of 04.

00:35:05.580 What about the Americans that live in New York and don't even have a permanent house? 1.00

00:35:09.480 They probably, you know, are renting or getting smoked on rent, getting smoked on rent.

00:35:14.620 But, you know, they don't want to they don't want to move again to a different four star

00:35:19.340 hotel.

00:35:19.920 Yeah.

00:35:20.080 And then there obviously is so much chaos in the cities now with all these illegals. 1.00

00:35:25.800 And I think it's going to lead to a Chinese style police surveillance surveillance state. 0.81

00:35:31.800 OK.

00:35:32.200 Like a highly surveilled police state like they do in China. 0.53

00:35:34.840 Look at this clip in China.

00:35:36.360 This cop is going around and just photographing people's faces.

00:35:40.400 And then it goes through the machine and they get all the guys info and their social credit

00:35:44.440 score.

00:35:45.080 But they just go around and take pictures of your face to make sure you're legal and your

00:35:49.360 social credit score is high enough.

00:35:51.680 I feel like that's coming to America. 0.81

00:35:53.240 Yeah.

00:35:53.740 All right.

00:35:54.180 Well, don't get down or too depressed.

00:35:56.080 Hold on.

00:35:56.340 I have to read this.

00:35:57.340 OK.

00:35:57.500 I can't let you.

00:35:58.260 Oh, yeah.

00:35:58.640 This is your favorite.

00:35:59.680 Well, this is the peak headline of 2024.

00:36:02.900 I think we might have peaked. 0.99

00:36:04.440 I thought this was could have been like the Babylon Bee or some shit. 0.98

00:36:07.440 But no, it's real. 0.98

00:36:08.460 And it happened in Chicago.

00:36:10.400 After transgender migrant was shot in Little Village, a cartel tied Venezuelan was arrested

00:36:16.900 but soon released.

00:36:18.860 Hmm.

00:36:19.460 That covers all of it.

00:36:20.820 The shooting last month outside the V Live nightclub is being investigated as a hate crime.

00:36:25.140 The gunman allegedly said bad gay before firing.

00:36:29.880 Interesting. 1.00

00:36:30.800 Anti-gay, trans, hate crime, Venezuelan cartel, no bail. 0.99

00:36:35.300 A trans migrant shot. 0.99

00:36:37.840 That's that's like all that's a lot of bingo boxes. 0.99

00:36:40.500 That's bingo.

00:36:41.140 Bingo.

00:36:41.620 I got it.

00:36:42.920 All right.

00:36:43.360 Moving on.

00:36:43.980 We are out of housekeeping and into our first clip of cringe.

00:36:47.540 Binge.

00:36:50.140 First one is the dead named girl.

00:36:53.300 She was she's trans and got dead named from people that were calling from a temp workforce 1.00

00:36:58.200 company.

00:36:58.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:59.360 I don't know if I'm going to post this or not, but I just need a fucking rant. 0.99

00:37:03.480 Universal Labor Support just fucking called me. 0.99

00:37:07.040 And the first thing they fucking did is fucking dead named me. 1.00

00:37:11.580 Love that. 1.00

00:37:12.600 We're off to a really fucking good start. 0.99

00:37:14.880 They asked if I'm available for a fucking shift. 0.99

00:37:17.940 In nine fucking weeks, they have not fucking scheduled me. 0.99

00:37:20.660 First of all, mostly everyone who calls from labor support knows me as fucking Max, not 0.99

00:37:29.700 fucking dead name. 0.98

00:37:31.760 Getting off to a really fucking good start right there, aren't we? 1.00

00:37:35.200 Second, pretty much everyone I talk to knows about my fucking situation. 0.99

00:37:39.740 They know that I'm homeless. 1.00

00:37:41.040 It's not like I have a bed I can fucking crawl up in and take a nice fucking goddamn nap. 1.00

00:37:47.300 I don't have a fucking accessible shower. 1.00

00:37:50.560 I don't have anywhere to keep my fucking dog. 1.00

00:37:55.540 And they're trying to fucking schedule me on Sunday. 1.00

00:37:59.680 No fucking notice. 0.99

00:38:00.940 Nobody calls me and says, hey, yo, we want to schedule you now. 0.99

00:38:06.040 No.

00:38:06.800 Well, clearly you're taking your testosterone.

00:38:10.180 That's the rage.

00:38:11.140 You should get into the enhanced games.

00:38:13.460 Yeah.

00:38:13.800 You might have a spot for you.

00:38:14.840 So I wonder why they haven't booked you in nine weeks, Max.

00:38:18.920 Yeah, Max.

00:38:20.020 That's crazy.

00:38:20.920 Sorry to hear that.

00:38:21.780 Oh, you're living out of your car and now you're being picky about what work you do?

00:38:25.160 Yeah.

00:38:25.600 And this is like one of those temporary working companies where they just call people

00:38:28.740 to like work at restaurants or like in the offices and they're just like hiring temps.

00:38:32.860 So, you know, they call this person and go, hey, is Tiffany there?

00:38:35.820 And it's like, oh, this is Max.

00:38:37.020 It's the second time you've dead named me.

00:38:38.580 I'm like, it's like, whoa.

00:38:39.700 They're working off an Excel spreadsheet on their 15th call in the last hour and they're

00:38:43.960 like, okay, yeah, I'm sorry.

00:38:45.740 I'll write that down, Max.

00:38:47.200 They go, whoa.

00:38:48.420 Let's just not call this person ever again.

00:38:50.360 A little asterisk next to his name.

00:38:51.900 So you want to work on Sunday?

00:38:53.420 It's like, we still need the help.

00:38:55.960 Yeah.

00:38:56.340 Trans homeless person refuses to work is the headline here.

00:38:59.460 I know.

00:38:59.920 That's great.

00:39:00.560 Yeah.

00:39:00.720 And trans homeless person, I sometimes I wonder if the same mentality caused both, you know? 0.98

00:39:06.460 Oh, I'm Max.

00:39:07.440 I'm trans.

00:39:08.080 I'm a different thing.

00:39:09.440 I'm the opposite.

00:39:10.560 And I'm also homeless.

00:39:11.900 You know, those mental kind of misqualifications.

00:39:16.240 I don't know what you want to call it.

00:39:17.220 Those, the lacking of mental fortitude kind of led to both situations.

00:39:21.860 That's a good point.

00:39:22.720 I think you let the rest play out.

00:39:23.840 Let's see the rest of it. 0.99

00:39:25.260 The whole reason why I'm in this situation is because they don't fucking pay me enough. 0.94

00:39:28.980 And I'm not the only one. 0.99

00:39:31.660 I hate living in my fucking car. 1.00

00:39:34.140 I hate not being able to work. 1.00

00:39:36.280 I hate not having a fucking roof over me and my partner's head. 0.99

00:39:41.500 I keep trying doing everything I can to fucking live, to have a comfortable life. 0.98

00:39:46.300 But it's not fucking enough because this country doesn't fucking believe that minimum wage should be able to pay all your bills comfortably. 0.96

00:39:54.040 What was that last part? 0.97

00:39:55.860 Like, minimum wage shouldn't be able, isn't enough to pay all your bills comfortably?

00:39:59.960 Like, yeah, of course not.

00:40:01.720 Yeah.

00:40:02.060 Minimum wage is like the worst job you can get. 1.00

00:40:04.120 That's how much they legally have to pay you for some stupid job. 1.00

00:40:06.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:07.140 You have to be grinding to get out of that, right?

00:40:10.220 Isn't that the whole point?

00:40:11.260 It's like, oh, man, I'm doing something to take my next steps away from this.

00:40:14.600 Can't work at McDonald's forever.

00:40:16.020 Yeah. 0.99

00:40:16.380 And she's like mad that like this company doesn't know about all of her gay baggage. 0.99

00:40:21.840 Gay car living struggles, man. 1.00

00:40:24.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:24.280 And obviously this person has mental problems.

00:40:25.800 But I think the overarching theme here is this girl was told her whole life that she's special.

00:40:32.200 She's so great.

00:40:33.520 Everything's going for you.

00:40:34.700 You're so talented and unique.

00:40:36.180 And then you get out into the real world and you kind of hit reality, which doesn't line up with everything you've been told and how you've been raised about how special and great you are.

00:40:44.240 And then anytime you face adversity, it's like oppression now.

00:40:48.340 There's no reason to work hard.

00:40:49.700 I'm so great and special.

00:40:50.900 Why can't I pay all my bills on minimum wage?

00:40:54.060 People are trying to attack me because I'm trans.

00:40:56.200 You know, so it goes like that. 1.00

00:40:57.260 Or it's better to be raised, told, you know, you're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:41:00.060 You're nothing. 1.00

00:41:00.840 And then it makes you work hard and overcome that. 1.00

00:41:03.460 And then when you get to the real world and the real world tells you you're a piece of shit, you're nobody, you kind of are used to it. 0.99

00:41:09.380 And you can overcome that and work hard and get what you want to get done done because you've overcome adversity in the past. 0.99

00:41:16.300 I think that's like I know it might seem harsh.

00:41:18.400 You've got to find the line between those two.

00:41:20.140 Maybe between the two.

00:41:21.360 The pampered over. 0.99

00:41:23.100 But I'd rather be told I suck as a kid than you're so great. 0.97

00:41:26.900 I don't know about that, buddy. 0.99

00:41:28.460 I don't know about that.

00:41:29.700 It's a theory.

00:41:30.680 It's a working theory.

00:41:31.940 Let's just say we're working on it.

00:41:33.200 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:34.380 But something obviously happened to Max.

00:41:36.760 Something bad happened there.

00:41:38.460 And also Max needs to know that men are expected to provide.

00:41:42.480 Yeah, Max.

00:41:43.740 Nobody's coming for you.

00:41:44.700 Nobody's coming to save you, Max.

00:41:46.100 No one's coming to save you, buddy.

00:41:47.440 You're responsible for your partner and your dog and you're living in a car right now. 1.00

00:41:50.200 You suck at being a man, Max. 1.00

00:41:51.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:52.080 So take the fucking temp work. 1.00

00:41:54.380 Pussy. 1.00

00:41:54.740 I like calling trans men pussy, bitch. 1.00

00:41:58.200 That's what being a man is. 1.00

00:41:59.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:00.140 You want to get in on us banter? 1.00

00:42:02.800 We talk shit. 1.00

00:42:03.700 All right, Max? 1.00

00:42:04.620 All right. 1.00

00:42:05.280 Let's move on to more trans shit. 1.00

00:42:07.340 The Indian guy in a dress with a hairy chest and earrings. 1.00

00:42:10.440 Yeah.

00:42:10.720 Hairy Indian twink is what I have him labeled as. 1.00

00:42:13.020 Why can't I exist in public without the threat of being physically attacked?

00:42:20.820 Why are people more comfortable with people who look like me on stages than on streets?

00:42:28.200 It's because we've been advertised and marketed the illusion that there are things called women's 0.87

00:42:34.820 clothes and men's clothes.

00:42:36.640 So people look at me and they say, why are you wearing women's clothing? 0.71

00:42:40.600 To which I respond, I'm wearing my clothing.

00:42:43.700 Ah, yeah.

00:42:44.540 Oh, clapped them.

00:42:45.480 That was enough to get a whole panel up, the whole giant screen.

00:42:49.300 Just saying that crappy line, right?

00:42:52.000 So clothing is genderless and it's all just been made up for forever. 1.00

00:42:56.000 How did we choose?

00:42:57.300 Yeah, I don't know.

00:42:57.940 Maybe something-

00:42:59.160 Who's going to wear this dress that goes like that? 1.00

00:43:01.140 Who's going to wear this perfectly silhouetted wide hips, like then tapered thing? 1.00

00:43:06.000 How about the guy with broad shoulders and the beard gut?

00:43:08.300 Yeah.

00:43:08.540 Or we have some jeans. 1.00

00:43:09.740 Does anyone have a narrow waist and a fat ass? 1.00

00:43:12.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:12.720 Maybe guys, girl, doesn't matter. 0.75

00:43:14.880 Yeah.

00:43:15.080 So obviously this person's got some, you know, some-

00:43:18.460 Wires crossed.

00:43:19.660 Yeah.

00:43:19.740 It's wires crossed. 1.00

00:43:20.600 His wires are fucked. 1.00

00:43:21.560 And they're frayed. 1.00

00:43:22.380 They're frayed.

00:43:23.320 They're crossed.

00:43:24.260 Somebody plugs something in on the wrong thing.

00:43:26.420 And then somebody goes, here, speak to the crowd.

00:43:29.080 That's my favorite part is we always joke about like, oh, dude, be a white guy who wears high

00:43:34.700 heels and the documentary crew shows up. 0.97

00:43:36.820 This guy, you get a whole panel.

00:43:39.040 You get like, someone will invite you to the World Health Organization or something.

00:43:43.000 So true.

00:43:43.540 It's like a world tour if you just are a twink, attention-seeking.

00:43:47.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:48.440 And then the person, the Indian guy in the dress with the hairy chest and earrings, he was bringing up crime stats. 1.00

00:43:56.680 Was he?

00:43:57.060 He was saying, oh, we're under attack.

00:43:58.900 We're always being attacked.

00:44:00.640 So it's like, if crime stats is where you want to go with this-

00:44:03.280 Yeah, do the work.

00:44:04.280 Yeah.

00:44:04.600 You have some digging to do, buddy.

00:44:05.960 So you guys are under attack disproportionately, your group of people.

00:44:09.220 Are there any groups of people that are disproportionately doing the attacking?

00:44:13.380 Yeah.

00:44:13.700 Can you please just start extrapolating that data, right?

00:44:16.600 Who's getting you guys?

00:44:17.380 Let's get these guys in trouble.

00:44:19.160 Oh, it's the same group that's disproportionately doing the looting and the violent crimes and the murders and the gun violence?

00:44:25.220 No, he stopped short of that.

00:44:26.200 The hairy Indian dress guy stopped short of making those accusations, right? 0.95

00:44:29.840 So I was thinking, this guy, the hairy, the Indian guy in the dress with the hairy chest and earrings- 1.00

00:44:36.520 I love the hairy arms.

00:44:37.460 Here he is with Dylan Mulvaney.

00:44:38.640 The hairy arms really set it above and beyond.

00:44:40.960 You see them together?

00:44:41.880 Yeah.

00:44:42.120 I was thinking we maybe could spread a little rumor that Dylan Mulvaney said that she likes the Indian guy in the dress with the hairy chest and earrings and wants him to DM her and slide into his DM.

00:44:55.980 Oh, I think the communication line's already open, so I don't think there's anything we can do.

00:45:00.040 There's a little rumor.

00:45:01.020 All right, let's go to the Dylan Mulvaney clip next.

00:45:02.860 Yeah, speaking of putting twinks on stage, right?

00:45:05.360 Yeah.

00:45:05.560 And now with transness, I'm hoping that it's the same trajectory of like, you know, the people that are being so outwardly transphobic online in my comments and my DMs, I'm hoping that that will become like increasingly embarrassing for them. 0.94

00:45:18.740 And that these media organizations and these social platforms will be equally embarrassed that they tolerated and allowed these things to happen and didn't step up.

00:45:27.160 Actually, it's our full-time job.

00:45:29.260 Time to double down.

00:45:30.820 Anybody want to double down?

00:45:31.920 And I love it because it's based on the assumption that like someone's going to be embarrassed by acknowledging reality and not being pressured by like their job or their boss or their, you know, their peers or, oh, I don't want to make any waves, but I have these personal beliefs that man shouldn't be in the women's bathroom. 1.00

00:45:50.820 The only way Dylan can gain any ground is by like institutions pressuring the individual and stifling free thought.

00:45:57.540 And that's what he was saying about how like it's good that transness is on like TikTok. 0.89

00:46:01.620 So to sum it up, Dylan Mulvaney is glad he gets to expose himself to kids on TikTok.

00:46:07.760 Early while they're malleable.

00:46:09.340 Yeah.

00:46:09.800 That's what Dilly likes. 0.99

00:46:11.220 And also, speaking of Dylan Mulvaney, I heard this weird rumor about Dylan Mulvaney.

00:46:14.840 I don't know if it's true or not.

00:46:15.620 I heard that Dylan has a crush on that Indian guy in the dress with the hairy chest and earrings, but Dylan doesn't want to DM first because he's a lady. 1.00

00:46:24.900 Yeah.

00:46:25.640 And ladies shouldn't be the one pursuing. 1.00

00:46:28.020 They should be the one pursued.

00:46:29.180 Dylan's a girl.

00:46:29.960 He's a girl. 0.99

00:46:30.920 I keep hearing that too.

00:46:31.880 I don't know who, who started that or where it came from.

00:46:34.040 So if you're the Indian guy in the dress with the hairy chest and earrings, I know someone who likes you. 1.00

00:46:38.000 Dylan likes you.

00:46:39.260 So you guys, if they got together, they could wipe out $50 billion of market cap on anything.

00:46:45.980 They could pick a business and just say, we love United Airlines.

00:46:49.720 We love going on the Titanic.

00:46:53.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:54.320 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:46:55.020 I hope they don't go to Costco. 1.00

00:46:56.580 I hope they don't go to Costco.

00:46:58.120 I really like Costco.

00:46:59.220 They won't.

00:46:59.680 They won't.

00:47:00.160 All right.

00:47:00.600 And obviously, with all this trans stuff, they have all the panels. 0.99

00:47:03.040 They have the TV, the whole stage, and everyone's doing interviews.

00:47:08.020 Disney.

00:47:08.240 They got Disney.

00:47:09.260 Lapel mics.

00:47:10.020 Yeah.

00:47:10.440 They got the whole thing going.

00:47:11.620 What we don't hear is the trans regret, and that's what we like to show. 0.98

00:47:15.920 Yeah.

00:47:16.160 This one is actually a particularly sad one, and the show is mostly jokes, and we like

00:47:21.180 to have fun, and we love making fun of Dylan because he's an adult man pretending to be

00:47:25.300 a girl talking about, oh, he's a girl.

00:47:26.840 But this was a misguided youth who got kind of sucked down the pipeline and- 0.84

00:47:31.680 Sucked down. 0.99

00:47:32.920 Sucked down. 0.99

00:47:33.640 Speaking of Dylan. 0.95

00:47:34.500 I'm sure there's a lot of that.

00:47:35.680 But sucked down the pipeline, and this was a Reddit post.

00:47:38.520 So I'm just going to read it.

00:47:39.400 I keep blaming my parents for letting me transition too early.

00:47:43.960 I've been questioning my transition, and I know it isn't fair since it was my choice

00:47:49.080 after all.

00:47:49.880 But I can't help but blame my parents for allowing me to transition so early.

00:47:53.340 I started puberty blockers at 13 and HRT at 15, and despite being somewhat satisfied with

00:47:59.420 my transition, I often wonder if I wasn't too young to have decided on that.

00:48:03.900 I never really got to live as a man, so I don't know if I would have enjoyed it or not.

00:48:07.660 My parents were always very supportive and laid back, and they basically followed whatever

00:48:10.940 my doctor slash therapist suggested.

00:48:13.320 Nowadays, I resent them a little bit for not doing more research and being too passive.

00:48:18.260 Can anybody else relate to this?

00:48:20.180 I'm sure a lot of people can.

00:48:21.620 Yeah.

00:48:21.940 That post gets deleted.

00:48:23.260 Yeah.

00:48:23.560 They don't really – they downvote that so it has no visibility, and then the pipeline

00:48:28.340 keeps coming.

00:48:29.160 Yeah.

00:48:29.440 It's a very vicious cycle.

00:48:30.860 The – like if anyone's ever having like an issue with a trans kid or something, like

00:48:35.160 the same thing that makes being trans so nefarious, the fact that some weird guy can be communicating 0.98

00:48:42.600 with your kid online through forums, the same thing that makes it so dangerous makes it so

00:48:47.460 easy to expose it because everyone with these uncertainty thoughts or bad experiences or horribly

00:48:53.020 botched surgeries, they also just post online.

00:48:55.580 They don't have an in-person 20 trans friend community that they go out for pizza for – pizza 0.75

00:49:00.740 with that they can just talk things out.

00:49:02.760 It's all online.

00:49:03.940 So all their innermost thoughts are online and including the bad ones.

00:49:07.640 So if you ever have like a kid or somebody, a little cousin, my niece, somebody who's

00:49:12.080 trans, you can show them some horror stories. 1.00

00:49:14.300 Yeah.

00:49:14.480 That's a good point.

00:49:15.440 And that is a good way to do it.

00:49:17.060 And also I think –

00:49:18.540 The knife is two-edged.

00:49:19.540 You know, it cuts – it makes the kids trans, but then it also shows the terrible results. 1.00

00:49:25.040 Yeah.

00:49:25.460 That is a very good point.

00:49:27.380 And also I think just the exposure to online.

00:49:31.060 If you – say you gave your kid an iPad at five years old, like the chance they become

00:49:35.960 trans I think is way higher than if you waited until they were high school – in high school 0.91

00:49:40.060 to get a phone or something.

00:49:41.360 Yeah.

00:49:41.640 So if you get like, oh, I have an iPad kid.

00:49:44.340 It's just – I give him the iPad and he just sits there kind of autistically and –

00:49:47.580 Keeps him quiet.

00:49:48.460 Keeps him quiet.

00:49:49.620 Eventually he'll get into a rabbit hole that is trans stuff and then he'll think, oh, 1.00

00:49:54.720 my parents don't get it.

00:49:55.920 This is where the future is.

00:49:57.000 This is how things are supposed to be.

00:49:58.480 And then you get like a trans kid program from the TikToks. 0.90

00:50:01.800 Yeah.

00:50:01.880 All right.

00:50:02.960 Last clip of Cringe is the hostel.

00:50:06.960 This person was using – a man was using the women's bathroom and then the worker at 0.99

00:50:11.720 the hostel, I believe in Australia, told him, hey, don't go in there and look what happened.

00:50:15.420 Yeah.

00:50:15.600 And there's a bit of a language barrier which kind of makes it funny almost.

00:50:19.720 About you telling me to use the men's bathroom, how would – I'm a girl, I'm a trans woman.

00:50:29.400 How would it be if, you know, a woman actually went into the men's bathroom? 0.99

00:50:36.480 How would it be?

00:50:38.640 How would it be?

00:50:39.740 No, no, no.

00:50:41.200 Go now.

00:50:42.140 Now, now, now.

00:50:43.060 I take a sim seat, okay?

00:50:44.740 Now.

00:50:45.340 Yeah, I'm welcome.

00:50:46.120 I'm a woman.

00:50:47.240 Don't be transphobic to me.

00:50:50.120 You have no idea what sort of social status I have. 0.63

00:50:54.860 I could ruin your whole reputation.

00:50:56.900 I could ruin this whole hostile. 0.89

00:51:00.100 Trans threats, as they tend to do. 1.00

00:51:02.260 Some trans threats, and for a group that is – we're constantly told is under attack

00:51:07.180 and is oppressed and all these horrible things, he said, you don't know the social status

00:51:14.120 I have.

00:51:14.700 I could ruin you and your entire reputation and this hostile.

00:51:18.140 That's like the sheriff's son who's getting arrested by some deputies.

00:51:21.740 Like, you don't know who my dad is. 1.00

00:51:23.500 Like, I could ruin this shit. 1.00

00:51:25.140 So the trans people know how to throw their weight around. 1.00

00:51:27.760 Yeah.

00:51:28.040 And my favorite part is it's like a language barrier thing where a man is following around

00:51:32.640 a small, elderly Asian worker.

00:51:35.380 Like, small, elderly Asian housekeeper is here, and then big man is like filming and 0.83

00:51:41.400 yelling at you.

00:51:42.500 It's crazy. 0.98

00:51:42.820 I'm going to ruin your business. 1.00

00:51:43.900 In any other context but trans, like, that guy's the biggest villain on earth. 1.00

00:51:48.080 And obviously, we believe that he's the biggest villain. 0.71

00:51:50.480 But, you know, it's just so funny to me.

00:51:52.980 Well, don't get too down and too depressed.

00:51:54.460 Moving on to Urban Decay.

00:51:56.260 Okay, our first clip, an old man was standing too close to the train, got hit by it, and

00:52:03.360 look what happened after.

00:52:04.440 We had to blur it because it's a little graphic.

00:52:06.420 Yo.

00:52:07.660 Oh, man.

00:52:11.200 Yo.

00:52:13.400 Yo. 1.00

00:52:16.060 Oh, shit, yo. 1.00

00:52:17.120 Why you did that, yo? 1.00

00:52:19.720 Yeah.

00:52:20.300 So no one helps.

00:52:21.140 And imagine you're old, and you get hit by a train, and you're bleeding out, and then

00:52:26.280 the last thing you hear is, yo, why you did that, yo? 1.00

00:52:29.980 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:52:30.700 Why you did that, yo? 1.00

00:52:31.820 It's like a dreamscape.

00:52:33.380 Yeah.

00:52:33.600 It's a nightmare.

00:52:34.680 So that's kind of like the, that's what I think cities are basically now, where there's

00:52:38.580 like no common man, no person to person, no community.

00:52:43.620 It's just, if you have something bad happen to you, everyone's going to pull out their

00:52:46.980 phone, start filming it.

00:52:48.680 Yo.

00:52:48.880 He leaking.

00:52:49.600 Why you did that, yo?

00:52:50.800 Yeah.

00:52:51.580 Good.

00:52:51.960 What's the point of the video?

00:52:53.060 What are you going to do with it?

00:52:53.740 I know.

00:52:54.500 I don't know.

00:52:54.940 Watch it again when you get home?

00:52:55.700 Yeah.

00:52:55.860 I guess we're talking about it, so it kind of worked.

00:52:57.740 We needed that.

00:52:58.560 Yeah.

00:52:58.960 Yeah.

00:52:59.220 So very sad.

00:53:00.140 That's why being in cities, obviously, I'm a seller of being in the cities.

00:53:04.680 Let's go to the white guy who got beat up in Boston.

00:53:07.760 I think this is after St. Paddy's or during St. Paddy's.

00:53:09.840 Yeah, for sure.

00:53:10.680 And St. Paddy's, which we know the city of Boston chose as their logo for it.

00:53:15.000 We covered on the last episode, just a black guy in a leprechaun outfit.

00:53:18.280 And here's what some of those black leprechauns were doing that day. 0.52

00:53:34.920 Couple throws. 1.00

00:53:35.920 Yeah, I'll spit on him and do horrible shit. 1.00

00:53:38.780 Yeah, you get the point. 1.00

00:53:39.920 And then that extra kick there where the guy goes neck first into a metal object, the fence.

00:53:45.260 That's how you accidentally kill somebody.

00:53:46.820 That's where you go to jail for. 0.99

00:53:48.200 So good to see that the blacks in Boston are representing well. 0.97

00:53:52.600 Yeah.

00:53:53.000 And according to Netflix, this is maybe what happened here.

00:53:56.640 There was a clip from Netflix.

00:53:57.880 They have like this new propaganda show about black people or whatever.

00:54:01.260 Yeah, the magical Negroes, right? 1.00

00:54:02.480 The magical Negroes. 1.00

00:54:03.480 And here's with how they explain the black and white interactions in society. 0.97

00:54:08.780 Aaron, what's the most dangerous animal on the planet?

00:54:14.240 Sharks. 0.97

00:54:14.680 White people. 0.69

00:54:15.480 Oh. 1.00

00:54:15.920 When are white people most dangerous? 0.98

00:54:17.880 When they're teamed up with sharks. 0.98

00:54:19.820 When they feel uncomfortable.

00:54:21.120 Okay.

00:54:21.640 Were sharks a part of it?

00:54:22.660 White people feeling uncomfortable precedes a lot of bad stuff for us. 0.98

00:54:25.980 So maybe, you think that white guy in the last clip was uncomfortable? 0.72

00:54:31.600 He looked uncomfortable after he was kicked in the back down the hill.

00:54:35.180 By a whole group of people stomping him out by himself.

00:54:38.260 And you see all, we have like countless clips.

00:54:40.540 Every week we show black crime. 1.00

00:54:42.320 And then Netflix comes out in defense and does some cover fire. 0.99

00:54:46.280 White people. 0.69

00:54:46.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:47.160 Our number one threat to black people is white people. 1.00

00:54:49.400 And it's not even like, you know, per capita, right? 0.99

00:54:52.260 Oh, of course.

00:54:52.920 It's not even per capita anymore. 1.00

00:54:56.040 The number one killer of black people is black people numbers wise and ratio wise. 1.00

00:55:01.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:02.160 Of course.

00:55:02.560 It's not even a per capita thing.

00:55:03.940 I don't even know why we're talking about it anymore.

00:55:05.580 White people. 0.69

00:55:05.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:06.120 Watch out for white people. 1.00

00:55:07.160 They're dangerous. 1.00

00:55:08.020 And it's like, we get told obviously how racist white people are. 0.81

00:55:11.240 But every piece of evidence we have is like debunked, debunked incidents like Jussie Smollett

00:55:17.260 or George Floyd or like the kids last week who did the group chat.

00:55:21.420 Like that's as bad as it gets. 0.94

00:55:22.640 When have you ever seen a group of white people stomp out a black guy? 0.98

00:55:25.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:25.940 Frickin white people in their middle class existence driving around in a Subaru. 1.00

00:55:30.160 They're ready to snap on a black kid if they see one. 1.00

00:55:33.020 Or if they see a black old man in trouble, they'll film him and go, oh shit, why you did that? 1.00

00:55:38.100 What would that do? 1.00

00:55:38.960 All right, let's move on to the Uber driver who was shot at in Chicago. 1.00

00:55:44.120 Yeah, this is real crabs in a bucket shit. 1.00

00:55:48.060 Diamond. 1.00

00:55:48.740 Yeah.

00:55:49.140 Go, go, go. 0.98

00:55:49.820 You finna shoot up the car. 0.99

00:55:51.820 Shoot up the car? 0.99

00:55:52.880 Yeah, go. 1.00

00:55:54.260 What the fuck? 1.00

00:55:56.100 What is that? 1.00

00:55:57.060 Go! 1.00

00:55:57.940 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:56:02.660 What the fuck was that? 1.00

00:56:04.200 He just shot at the car. 1.00

00:56:05.900 For what?

00:56:06.400 Let me call it, Paulie.

00:56:10.100 Yeah.

00:56:10.820 Must have been angry white people nervous. 1.00

00:56:13.560 Most dangerous animal on earth, those white people. 1.00

00:56:15.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:16.660 And like you said, crabs in a bucket type shit. 1.00

00:56:18.680 This guy obviously is a working class guy. 1.00

00:56:22.320 He's on the clock.

00:56:23.420 This is his job.

00:56:24.240 Trying to make an honest living, drive Uber, and this is what you have to deal with when you go to certain areas.

00:56:28.800 Yeah, crabs in a bucket. 1.00

00:56:30.060 She wants to drag you down, and she doesn't care if your Honda Accord gets a few bullets in it. 1.00

00:56:34.460 Yeah.

00:56:34.840 He's shooting, and she gets in so calmly and goes, oh, he's shooting. 1.00

00:56:39.180 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:56:40.940 Use your words. 1.00

00:56:41.840 Tell me quickly.

00:56:42.700 We're in danger.

00:56:43.500 Why is he shooting at you?

00:56:44.580 He used an Uber as a getaway car?

00:56:46.320 Who is this?

00:56:47.080 What happened?

00:56:48.160 Why he did that?

00:56:49.040 And then obviously the driver of the Uber and then the person in the back seat and the person shooting, those are all different people.

00:56:56.280 And a lot of times when we criticize the aspects of black culture that are violent, the rap music, the gun violence, the gang culture, all that stuff. 1.00

00:57:07.280 Group beatings. 0.93

00:57:08.120 Group beatings. 0.99

00:57:09.760 People will say, oh, you're racist or, oh, you're painting black people as all one bad thing. 0.94

00:57:15.680 Not at all.

00:57:16.400 The Uber driver is a good upstanding citizen who's trying to work.

00:57:20.700 Yeah, and I feel horrible for him.

00:57:21.940 The other people.

00:57:23.260 Trying to drag him down.

00:57:24.420 There's a letter between M and O.

00:57:26.780 I don't know what.

00:57:27.620 I can't.

00:57:28.200 I have to go.

00:57:28.760 I have to start from all the way to the beginning of the alphabet to get there, so I don't actually know what it is, but you know.

00:57:34.060 And not everyone, of course, is not a letter between M and O.

00:57:38.440 And there's people that are letters between M and O, and then there's people who aren't.

00:57:42.520 And I think black people agree with that.

00:57:44.480 I get a lot of DMs from black people that could say, hey, man, I love your show. 0.99

00:57:48.120 What you said is so true. 0.85

00:57:50.260 Not, you know, you're either an N or you're not. 1.00

00:57:53.320 And I say, wow, that's interesting.

00:57:55.240 I'm glad I'm right about that.

00:57:56.500 Yeah.

00:57:56.880 Because they're not.

00:57:57.700 Not everyone is.

00:57:59.200 But, you know, don't worry.

00:58:00.420 Police are on it.

00:58:01.260 But in California, there's a new rule that police will not release pictures of suspects.

00:58:08.040 So instead, they're putting Lego heads on to protect the IDs of the criminals.

00:58:12.900 Yeah.

00:58:13.140 So every time they post a photo, they just put the Lego head on the criminal.

00:58:16.720 But you can kind of see some skin.

00:58:18.040 You can see some attributes. 1.00

00:58:19.260 You can see some shit. 1.00

00:58:20.480 And I was laughing. 0.99

00:58:21.760 I thought maybe this logo, this Lego head might get you some.

00:58:25.520 Black Lego head. 0.80

00:58:26.260 I don't know.

00:58:26.820 And then obviously the opposite of California is Florida.

00:58:29.720 And here's how the Florida police do it after they arrest a criminal.

00:58:34.060 I'm St. Lucie County Sheriff Keith Pearson.

00:58:36.160 Earlier today, Elijah thought he's going to drive through St. Lucie County in a stolen vehicle

00:58:40.360 and get into a car crash.

00:58:42.000 Working closely with the Florida Highway Patrol, not only on the sea, but on land.

00:58:46.280 Elijah's now in custody.

00:58:47.900 Our message is this to criminals.

00:58:49.380 Port St. Lucie Sheriff.

00:58:51.560 Is that Port St. Lucie?

00:58:52.720 I think so, yeah.

00:58:53.920 And you know what's funny to me?

00:58:55.020 This guy's the sheriff.

00:58:56.960 And so he gets the call.

00:58:58.480 There's been an arrest.

00:58:59.400 And he goes, all right, I'll hustle over.

00:59:00.920 And then he does the post-game interview slash press conference.

00:59:03.540 Oh, I love it.

00:59:04.140 They're like, hold him there.

00:59:04.840 Hold him there.

00:59:05.240 I'm five minutes away.

00:59:06.120 And then he gets in there and does his spiel.

00:59:08.440 Meanwhile, California can't even post a picture.

00:59:10.340 This guy's stunting on him.

00:59:11.680 He's interviewing him, basically.

00:59:13.640 All right.

00:59:14.140 In our Urban Decay section, we have a Bad Parents section.

00:59:17.760 There was a fight at the basketball game.

00:59:19.580 Check this out. 0.97

00:59:24.060 Black kid kind of punches a white kid. 0.97

00:59:25.880 Some dad comes in. 0.98

00:59:31.440 Yeah, well, I know where the kid gets his low impulse control from.

00:59:36.500 Yeah, I know where violence comes from in this family.

00:59:39.860 And clearly, this is a coach-type guy.

00:59:45.060 He's kind of on the floor.

00:59:46.700 And he runs to break up the fight.

00:59:48.840 And he goes towards the aggressor, right?

00:59:51.100 The kid who started the fight.

00:59:53.180 Once he gets there, you can see he kind of goes, OK, we're good.

00:59:56.660 You're not fighting anymore actively.

00:59:58.300 I'm trying to break this up.

00:59:59.440 We don't need fights on the basketball court, right?

01:00:02.200 So those are the rules that this dad lives by.

01:00:04.220 He lives by break up the fights.

01:00:06.640 Let's not do anything we'll regret.

01:00:09.660 Once the fight's over, we're kind of cool.

01:00:13.020 And then here comes the other dad.

01:00:15.300 And the other dad has a different set of rules.

01:00:17.880 Yeah, those rules are like, no one touched my kid. 0.92

01:00:20.500 Yeah, no one puts their hands on my kid or some shit like that.

01:00:23.400 Some weird rule that has no context or situational awareness or anything. 0.88

01:00:29.260 He sees someone put hands on his kid, and he has to do a full sprint spear.

01:00:34.240 We'll play it in slow motion here.

01:00:35.820 Boom, double chest press.

01:00:37.740 Crushed him.

01:00:38.460 On a peaceful dad.

01:00:40.120 Good hit.

01:00:40.840 Yeah, good hit.

01:00:41.660 Bad hit.

01:00:42.520 Good hit, but you're going to jail, buddy.

01:00:44.820 Yeah.

01:00:45.060 And so that's kind of a disconnect for me where I don't really get it.

01:00:49.860 I can't rectify living and being friends or associating with you if that's your reaction,

01:00:58.080 whereas everyone else is de-escalate, and yours is do the craziest thing possible at your son's basketball game.

01:01:04.600 Yeah, it's interesting.

01:01:05.820 And if I was the one fighting, if I was the black kid in this video, my dad would be downhill coming for me.

01:01:11.320 And I would be in big trouble when I get home, probably off the team or suspended or something,

01:01:17.340 and wouldn't be allowed to go do anything I wanted to do for a long time.

01:01:20.700 Absolutely.

01:01:21.620 But not the case here.

01:01:22.980 But that's too much of a rift.

01:01:25.040 That's a huge disconnect between de-escalation and then, you touched my kid?

01:01:29.220 Like, happy Gilmore run.

01:01:32.260 Yeah.

01:01:32.620 And in the same vein of parents not instilling good values into their children, this woman convinced her babies?

01:01:39.620 I don't know, they're very young kids.

01:01:41.080 Seven-year-old, I believe.

01:01:41.500 Seven-year-old to steal from a restaurant, a lady's purse at a restaurant.

01:01:46.220 It was this shocking video played on Fox 5 that prompted a number of people to call the Noonan Police Department with the mother's name.

01:01:53.700 The video shows a little girl taking a purse from an empty booth and hiding it as she leaves the restaurant.

01:01:59.880 Police say it's clear to them the mother put the child up to it.

01:02:02.860 After it aired on the media, we received a couple of phone calls that tipped us off, and we were able to identify Kenya Butler.

01:02:12.480 Thank you, Detective Taylor Dalton.

01:02:14.360 I guess they lowered their standards, too, in Atlanta.

01:02:18.420 But, yeah, so some context here.

01:02:19.780 This was a restaurant outside of Atlanta where the mom encouraged the daughter to steal the purse. 0.99

01:02:24.280 And, in addition, the mom skipped out on a $500 tab.

01:02:28.500 So it was a double parlay steal.

01:02:30.860 That's, hey, if you were going to go there and lose $500 for the dinner, you actually went there and gained a purse. 0.94

01:02:35.760 You know, and she smiles at the hostess like, hey, like, we're going to clean you the fuck out, me and my team of daughters, right? 1.00

01:02:43.440 And then maybe the hostess, next time they see a group of people that looks like the last perpetrator, maybe they'll be more hesitant or keep an eye on them or maybe, like, float around and stand in between them and the door. 0.98

01:02:55.280 And then the people will go, ah, this racist lady is following us around the restaurant. 1.00

01:02:59.520 She thinks we're going to run out on the bill.

01:03:01.320 Based on data.

01:03:03.660 Data.

01:03:04.780 Yeah, and then also I just want to say she skipped out on a $500 bill. 1.00

01:03:08.800 And, like, look at this, this booth-type restaurant, I can't imagine you run up a $500,000, oh, it's Seafood Boyle, right?

01:03:14.500 Look it, there's a little trash can on there. 0.98

01:03:15.920 So they ran up the crab legs.

01:03:17.940 It was probably for, like, 10 people.

01:03:19.300 Oh, yeah.

01:03:20.400 It had to be.

01:03:20.900 And then also this is just, like, another lesson.

01:03:24.360 This poor kid is doomed and soon she'll be of age and then we won't feel, like, compassion for the kid anymore. 0.98

01:03:31.520 She'll just be a street rat criminal. 1.00

01:03:33.640 But then this is one mom with three kids and they multiply. 1.00

01:03:37.800 We pay for it. 0.98

01:03:38.560 Yeah, this kind of shitty, like, antisocial behavior, it's exponential. 0.98

01:03:44.300 It gets more and more and more. 0.98

01:03:45.540 So lucky us.

01:03:47.120 Yeah, good for society, right?

01:03:48.440 Let's go to the last clip of our bad parents section, the little rascals bank robbers.

01:03:53.620 Yeah, these parents are not shown on camera, but this was...

01:03:57.880 Back, everybody.

01:03:58.560 We've got breaking news right now.

01:04:00.440 The FBI Houston office says the three bank robbery suspects known as the little rascals are in custody.

01:04:08.080 And check this out.

01:04:08.920 The FBI says they are 11, 12, and 16-year-old boys.

01:04:14.580 They're charged with robbery by threat.

01:04:17.300 The boys are accused of robbing the Wells Fargo near the North Freeway and West Road in the Aldean area last week.

01:04:25.760 So, three, the little rascals.

01:04:27.940 Yeah.

01:04:28.320 That's a nice name for people who rob banks.

01:04:30.860 Yeah.

01:04:31.440 That's like a new euphemism.

01:04:32.740 Spring Breakers.

01:04:33.440 The little rascals.

01:04:34.340 The little rascals.

01:04:35.420 And then, remember, on our last show, eighth graders were charged for a hate crime because they had made racist jokes on Snapchat.

01:04:44.000 And it's like, well, then these kids better get charged and put in jail for bank robbing.

01:04:49.160 Yeah.

01:04:49.400 Because we've already established that eighth graders can be charged, so they better go to jail.

01:04:54.360 Yeah.

01:04:54.800 I see that as way worse.

01:04:56.160 That's the kind of eighth grader you kind of have to, like, treat as an adult because they actually committed a crime and, like, strong-armed a bank.

01:05:02.760 Yeah.

01:05:03.660 Doesn't that make more sense than the people who had a funny Snapchat?

01:05:07.020 The little rascals go to jail.

01:05:08.800 Hopefully.

01:05:09.560 Well, don't get too down, too depressed.

01:05:10.880 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:05:12.860 Our first clips of Uplifting Gold are good bits I found this week.

01:05:17.080 Okay.

01:05:17.680 First is a guy ordering at a restaurant, and he gets thrown over the counter by his boys.

01:05:22.720 So he's standing there, he's ordering, and his buddy just comes in and dumps him over the counter.

01:05:27.340 That's a pretty good bit.

01:05:28.580 I've never seen that before.

01:05:29.880 Yeah.

01:05:30.160 That's good.

01:05:30.700 That's a good prank.

01:05:31.460 You kind of ruin the establishment a little bit, but here he pops up, and he's actually hurt.

01:05:34.700 And, like, they can't be that of him because he got dumped over.

01:05:37.460 So it's kind of like a good way to do it.

01:05:39.740 All right.

01:05:40.820 And then the Soulmates bit.

01:05:43.040 You guys have seen those videos.

01:05:44.520 Oh, we're this and that.

01:05:45.520 Of course we're blah, blah, blah.

01:05:46.700 Look at this one.

01:05:48.340 We're Soulmates.

01:05:49.060 Of course you do weekly date nights at the park on Wednesdays at 5 o'clock.

01:05:52.720 We're Soulmates.

01:06:05.160 Of course we finish off date night with the movie.

01:06:13.080 All right.

01:06:14.160 Pretty funny.

01:06:14.960 Yeah.

01:06:15.380 Good bit.

01:06:16.080 Heavy breathing. 1.00

01:06:17.320 Good shit. 1.00

01:06:18.220 Good bit. 1.00

01:06:18.700 Yeah.

01:06:18.980 Good bit.

01:06:19.320 All right.

01:06:20.120 Let's go to the man in the street.

01:06:22.140 Make a funny face.

01:06:23.020 This is another good bit.

01:06:24.060 This is our last bit of our good bit section.

01:06:26.660 So the question is, can you make a face to the camera first, please?

01:06:31.660 Like a funny face or anything.

01:06:33.900 Like, just, you know, to make it funny, just make us laugh.

01:06:37.720 That's all I got.

01:06:39.160 But anyway, I'm going to get going because I, yeah, sorry. 0.99

01:06:42.940 I didn't really intend to, uh, that shit was ass, bro. 0.99

01:06:47.740 What's up? 1.00

01:06:48.280 That shit was ass, bro. 1.00

01:06:49.520 I know. 1.00

01:06:50.080 Sorry, guys.

01:06:51.180 All right.

01:06:51.480 So I'm going to go.

01:06:52.680 Excuse me.

01:06:54.160 Yeah, bro.

01:06:55.060 Oh.

01:06:55.960 I want you guys to move the back.

01:06:56.960 It's just like you're on camera and stuck. 0.99

01:06:58.540 I'm in fucking pain. 0.99

01:07:00.260 You guys don't, you never have to do any interviews. 0.99

01:07:03.280 Yeah.

01:07:03.440 You never say yes, basically.

01:07:04.740 And there's ones that are like, oh, do you trust your girlfriend?

01:07:07.260 We're going to go through your Snapchat.

01:07:08.440 We're going to go through your phone right now in the mall.

01:07:10.740 No, you're not.

01:07:12.040 Yeah.

01:07:12.420 You guys are, you guys are 18.

01:07:14.320 I'm like a 40 year old.

01:07:16.000 Um, all right, let's go to our next one.

01:07:18.620 Uh, the bait ball.

01:07:19.780 So if you guys are fishermen or women, this is the cast net dream. 1.00

01:07:24.920 It's called the cast net dream.

01:07:27.300 So you throw an entire cast net onto a bait ball and you get them all.

01:07:33.280 Yeah.

01:07:33.780 That's as good as it gets.

01:07:34.980 I know.

01:07:35.480 It's crazy.

01:07:36.500 That's the dream.

01:07:37.580 That's uplifting stuff.

01:07:38.880 And, uh, that's the type of thing that if an old ancient tribe got that, they would 1.00

01:07:43.400 be thanking multiple gods.

01:07:45.520 They wouldn't know how to explain what just happened.

01:07:47.680 So.

01:07:48.660 Wow.

01:07:49.240 What a good bait ball. 0.57

01:07:50.480 All right.

01:07:50.760 Our last clip of uplifting gold, helping the bird.

01:07:52.940 This happened in a city somewhere.

01:07:55.320 This is actually uplifting decay technically, but we'll let it rip.

01:08:01.700 New York.

01:08:02.380 New York.

01:08:02.980 New York.

01:08:04.020 Lookin' after new yances look. 1.00

01:08:05.560 I said twisted all on this shit. 1.00

01:08:07.220 Relax. 1.00

01:08:09.220 Relax.

01:08:11.220 New Yorker.

01:08:13.220 Looking after New Yorkers, man.

01:08:15.220 I said twist it all on his head.

01:08:27.220 Then he's going to be stuck on his wing.

01:08:31.220 Hold on. Hold on.

01:08:33.220 These guys have cartoon voices.

01:08:35.220 And then they eventually get it out.

01:08:49.220 We can fast forward to the end. They get it out.

01:08:51.220 The bird's free. They throw it up in the air. He flies away.

01:08:53.220 Boom. Love to see it.

01:08:55.220 Helping out. Helping animals.

01:08:57.220 It wasn't that uplifting.

01:08:59.220 Kind of reminded me of a place I don't really

01:09:01.220 want to be, actually. Pigeon.

01:09:03.220 Shitty pigeon wing black guys. 1.00

01:09:05.220 Yeah. 0.99

01:09:06.220 Calling it an N-word.

01:09:07.220 Calling the pigeon an N-word.

01:09:08.220 Yeah.

01:09:09.220 That wasn't even uplifting.

01:09:10.220 All right.

01:09:11.220 Well, that is the end of the show, but it is Friday.

01:09:13.220 So we have some shout outs.

01:09:15.220 We have a lot of good shout outs this week.

01:09:17.220 Oh.

01:09:18.220 Happy birthday on March 23rd to Kyle from your fiancee Kaylee.

01:09:22.220 They're both bonus landers.

01:09:23.220 They watch the show and love the show.

01:09:25.220 Happy birthday to Nick Bryson from Clinton, Oklahoma.

01:09:29.220 Birthday is the 25th.

01:09:31.220 Thank you.

01:09:32.220 Yeah.

01:09:33.220 So thank you Ashley.

01:09:34.220 Thank Ashley for making that shout out happen. 0.96

01:09:36.220 Matt's 20th birthday was Tuesday and he had the shout out from Mads.

01:09:41.220 His girlfriend helped him arrange that.

01:09:43.220 A lot of girlfriends with the assist here. 1.00

01:09:45.220 Yeah, that's good.

01:09:46.220 Make sure you guys are watching on multiple screens because if you watch together two

01:09:49.220 people, two people watching one screen.

01:09:51.220 Technically you're stealing.

01:09:52.220 You're stealing from me.

01:09:53.220 And then also Richard.

01:09:55.220 A happy one year anniversary to Tom and Brooke, which was on the 21st of March.

01:10:01.220 And they also have a baby on the way.

01:10:03.220 Tom and Brooke.

01:10:04.220 Congratulations.

01:10:05.220 They're making more show watchers for us.

01:10:07.220 There you go.

01:10:08.220 That's the right way to do it.

01:10:09.220 Mm hmm.

01:10:10.220 And then Brooke of Tom and Brooke is not as right wing as Thomas.

01:10:14.220 OK.

01:10:15.220 But she's coming around.

01:10:16.220 And I think once you have that baby and Dylan Mulvaney's on TikTok trying to talk to your

01:10:20.220 kid.

01:10:21.220 Oh, yeah.

01:10:22.220 Well, yeah, we'll see.

01:10:23.220 You'll have the show teed up for when Tom gets home.

01:10:25.220 We'll see you on the show.

01:10:26.220 On the 27th, we have a happy birthday to Jesse and Josh.

01:10:31.220 They're twins.

01:10:32.220 Jesse and Josh.

01:10:33.220 They're twins.

01:10:34.220 JJ.

01:10:35.220 JJ.

01:10:36.220 They both watch. 0.79

01:10:37.220 Crazy.

01:10:38.220 And then on the 20th, happy birthday to Jolly and her husband, Seth.

01:10:43.220 Her and her husband, Seth, are big show watchers.

01:10:45.220 But Jolly's birthday is on the 20th.

01:10:47.220 Happy birthday.

01:10:48.220 And then happy 24 years old, Laura in Tennessee.

01:10:52.220 Laura in Tennessee turned 24 this week.

01:10:55.220 Happy birthday.

01:10:56.220 Her and Evan are big show watchers.

01:10:58.220 We appreciate it, guys.

01:10:59.220 Shout outs are getting crazy.

01:11:00.220 We got a lot of good shout outs.

01:11:02.220 And then we have a Richard Ratboy doppel, which we don't do doppels anymore.

01:11:06.220 Um, we're not going to read the email it came from, but there was someone who had some,

01:11:10.220 what was the email?

01:11:11.220 What did it say? 0.93

01:11:12.220 He said, just saw this dumb law firm running some kind of March's Women's History Month 0.99

01:11:15.220 mess and noticed one of the partners is a total RRB doppel. 0.91

01:11:18.220 Nice job, RRB.

01:11:19.220 Yep.

01:11:20.220 Uh, we have some, uh, skeet shooters that shouted out the show.

01:11:24.220 Check this out.

01:11:25.220 Fleckis talks the podcast.

01:11:32.220 Greatest new podcast of all time.

01:11:33.220 That's what's up.

01:11:34.220 And that was Drew and Alex from Texas.

01:11:36.220 The boys.

01:11:37.220 Shout out.

01:11:38.220 Small business shout out.

01:11:39.220 We do have a small business shout out.

01:11:41.220 That's what it was.

01:11:42.220 See when we say send cool things to the PO box.

01:11:48.220 Yeah.

01:11:49.220 This is what we mean.

01:11:50.220 Look at that.

01:11:52.220 Boom.

01:11:53.220 Cox custom woodwork in, uh, Arkansas.

01:11:56.220 Is he in?

01:11:57.220 I believe so.

01:11:58.220 Let me look it up really quick.

01:11:59.220 Cox custom woodworks.

01:12:00.220 Look at this job.

01:12:01.220 They did.

01:12:02.220 This gloss is so nice.

01:12:03.220 The wood is thick.

01:12:04.220 It's perfectly done.

01:12:05.220 Perfectly cut out.

01:12:06.220 So much tension to detail says Fleckis.

01:12:09.220 This is all very cool.

01:12:11.220 Very cool thing.

01:12:12.220 I'm I can't wait to hang this up in the house.

01:12:14.220 Very grateful for that.

01:12:15.220 Thank you.

01:12:16.220 Cox custom woodworks.

01:12:17.220 You guys are the best.

01:12:18.220 Make sure you guys, uh, give them a follow or a shout out or a Google review.

01:12:22.220 Yeah.

01:12:23.220 Let's do Google reviews for Cox custom woodworks.

01:12:24.220 They only have three.

01:12:25.220 Um, he's not Cox custom woodworks on Instagram.

01:12:28.220 This is a veteran, uh, based in Arkansas.

01:12:30.220 He made an RRB one and a Fleckis one.

01:12:33.220 The guy's really skilled.

01:12:34.220 I think he does a lot of signs for like Airbnbs and stuff like that. 0.99

01:12:37.220 Uh, weird, unique and like welcome to the chateau type shit. 0.98

01:12:41.220 So. 0.97

01:12:42.220 And cool logos for like sports teams too.

01:12:43.220 Yeah.

01:12:44.220 So he's very talented and did a great job.

01:12:46.220 So thank you to the Cox custom woodworks for the cool piece of woodwork.

01:12:50.220 We love it.

01:12:51.220 I'm going to be hanging up in the house soon.

01:12:52.220 It's one of the coolest things I've ever gotten in the PO box.

01:12:55.220 Make sure you guys leave them a Google review.

01:12:57.220 It goes a long way and we support America first businesses.

01:13:00.220 Yep.

01:13:01.220 They give us a nice thing.

01:13:02.220 The least we can do is give them some good, uh, shout outs on Google reviews.

01:13:05.220 Yep.

01:13:06.220 All right.

01:13:07.220 Thank you guys for watching.

01:13:08.220 We'll see you in bonus land.

01:13:09.220 Make sure you join us at bonus land.

01:13:10.220 Fluckus talks.com 30 minute bonus land episode dropping right now.

01:13:13.220 We'll see you there.

01:13:15.220 I want to move on to something else.

01:13:17.220 Is that a question?

01:13:18.220 It's not a question.

01:13:19.220 Okay.

01:13:20.220 You know when I asked you a question.

01:13:21.220 You know when I asked you a question.

01:13:23.220 You know when I asked you a question.

01:13:25.220 Thank you.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 22, 2024

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