Fleccas Talks Podcast - PRANK GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 67. Today on the show,

00:00:05.120 a group of students goes feral in a school fight. We'll try to figure out what kind of

00:00:09.660 animal sounds they're making. A sucker punch prank goes horribly wrong in this week's Urban Decay.

00:00:15.160 Twerking is now considered anti-racist in this week's Cringe of the Week. And last but not least,

00:00:20.420 The Sims is just another reason to not give your kid an iPad. All this and more. It's Fluckus

00:00:26.220 Talks, a podcast, episode 67. Ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:32.280 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.

00:00:37.880 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:00:43.240 Very cool. Very cool. Very cool.

00:00:47.180 Fluckus Talks, a podcast featuring Richard.

00:00:50.640 That was a true one for one. Yeah.

00:00:54.960 I know we do the bit every week and it's not usually one for one. Sometimes it is,

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00:01:52.300 housekeeping. All right, let's get into the action. We have a very important housekeeping,

00:01:59.340 as usual. Guys, the things causing heart attacks and blood clots this week. This one actually rings

00:02:05.240 a little more true. Multiple vaccines in one day. Yeah. Finally. Guys, finally. We got to take a

00:02:12.640 dub, right? Getting Pfizer's COVID booster and flu vaccine on the same day may raise the risk of a

00:02:17.980 stroke, FDA says. May. Dude, they admit it. Oh my God, they admit it. Maybe your sarcasm could do it,

00:02:26.640 taking a weird nap or a cold shower, but get a couple vaccines in a day. That could do it too.

00:02:32.360 That may do it too. That may. That's all they gave us, may. Another thing causing heart attacks and

00:02:37.480 blood clots is the common cold. There was an MSNBC reporter who's having some health problems.

00:02:43.540 Very sad to hear. Hope they get better. But here's what they said about how they got these issues.

00:02:48.820 Many of you have wondered why I have been off the air for a little while. Well, I have been dealing

00:02:53.800 with a little bit of a health scare. I woke up with severe pains, both in my chest and my left

00:02:58.580 shoulder. And it was like a tightening in my chest when I took deep breaths. That got worse when I was

00:03:04.160 laying flat. I knew enough at that moment to understand that it could mean, could is the key word

00:03:09.620 here that I was having a heart attack, especially because it was happening in the left part of my

00:03:13.260 shoulder. I want to remind you, I run seven miles three to four times a week, or I did. I do yoga.

00:03:19.840 I don't eat meat. I don't smoke. I was diagnosed with pericarditis, inflammation of the lining of my

00:03:24.820 heart brought on by a virus, a literal common cold. Common cold is now what's causing heart problems.

00:03:33.640 She got pericarditis and then she got myocarditis after.

00:03:36.320 That's tough to just go out and pitch that to the world, you know, to just go and say,

00:03:41.800 and guess what it was from? I know, we know the common cold, common cold. Like who, who are you

00:03:47.460 colluding with? Your doctor said that was the common cold. And that like, I just don't get it.

00:03:51.380 The guy behind the camera is like holding the stuff and he's like common cold. Yeah. Like it was

00:03:55.820 reflux a month ago on December. And then like all of a sudden, like the doctors are guess playing the

00:04:00.540 guessing game on what it is. Turns out it's pericarditis and myocarditis, but they know exactly where it

00:04:05.040 came from. The common cold. Yeah. So watch out guys. I just got the common cold the other day.

00:04:09.880 Yeah. I'm still getting over it. Yep. Your heart's about to explode in your chest because you don't

00:04:13.400 run seven miles a day or do yoga. That's so true. So yeah, I'm on the watch list. Episode, last

00:04:18.640 episode guys. Nice knowing everybody. All right, moving on. We have a quick Richard Rapoy doppelganger

00:04:24.400 this week. Take a quick look. It's Greta Thunberg with the beard. That's you. All right. Thank you.

00:04:30.720 Fat Greta Thunberg. With the beard, Richard Rapoy, same glasses. You know, it's funny. Like we've,

00:04:36.540 we find a lot of doppelgangers for both of us. There's a lot more you types out there than me's.

00:04:41.100 So you're working hard to find this. I could throw up any like Middle Eastern guy,

00:04:45.220 fat Middle Eastern guy, but I haven't seen the same data. Okay. Okay. I just keep every week we cover

00:04:51.740 you. Yeah. All right, fine. I'll take it. And I take it. I'm a good sport. Yeah, you are very good.

00:04:57.280 All right. Moving on. We have a very important housekeeping guys. Today is the sixth anniversary

00:05:02.820 of Fleckus Talks. The channel? The channel. Wow. Congratulations. That's a nice amount of time.

00:05:08.060 Yep. First video came out first week of February, uh, 2017. We covered the LAX protest,

00:05:13.540 uh, and then Muslim band, the Muslim band with the D at the end. Yeah. And then, uh, obviously we did a

00:05:19.880 bunch of street videos and now we're here with the show, Fleckus Talks, the podcast. We've come a long

00:05:24.000 way. And a lot of things have changed in the years. I think this year, especially, uh, considering how

00:05:29.600 out of hand the world has gotten, uh, is kind of like a more delusional year. I like really recommend

00:05:35.480 to people to live out their delusions. I think the world is going to keep doing what the world does.

00:05:40.040 They're going to keep stealing the money and trying to kill everybody and ruin everyone's life and make

00:05:45.340 you eat bugs. And I used to live a life where I would think to myself, Hey, once all these problems in

00:05:51.800 the world are solved, then I'll start living my life like a normal person. And I kind of realized

00:05:56.080 he can't do that because it takes so long. It's such a generational fix that if you don't live

00:06:01.320 your life and wait to live your life for when everything's fixed, you'll actually let the

00:06:05.520 powers that be steal your life too. That's very true. Along with everything else. So I'm very much

00:06:11.420 recommending everyone lives a life of making their delusions a reality. You guys know, in Nuka

00:06:16.480 Tidawan, the singer, he was a popular meme, a global face recognized by everybody. He was going

00:06:22.840 really viral, really big meme guy. And I saw him. And if I was living a sad life where I thought

00:06:29.420 nothing was possible, I would never reach out to him. I would never try to meet him or have him say

00:06:33.940 anything about me. Instead, the opposite happened. We reached out to Anouk. He's a nice friend of mine

00:06:40.280 now. And he even said, Fluckus Talks the podcast. Yeah. So that was me having a delusion, a Nuka

00:06:47.340 Tidawan Fluckus Talks podcast collab, and then going out and getting it. And looking back, it's probably

00:06:52.260 the best thing I've ever done. The best thing you've ever done. Yeah. So delusions, era of delusions,

00:06:58.960 reach high, reach way higher than you can, you think you can. And maybe you'll fall somewhere in

00:07:04.220 the middle, right? Exactly. Exactly. Because if we wait to, or like, if we only get our squirts from things

00:07:09.760 like Donald Trump getting back into office, or making a ton of money, or the, you know, the

00:07:16.520 globalists losing, we're never going to really get our squirts. But if you obsess over little things,

00:07:21.640 so for example, I, as everyone knows, am obsessed with Rob Smith. And so with Rob Smith stuff, it's

00:07:27.400 like, I can watch Rob Smith's every move and really enjoy my life. I can decorate my house with Rob stuff.

00:07:32.460 And that's like so much better than, you know, trying to have these bigger, unaccomplishable goals.

00:07:37.680 And then I waste my whole life trying to get there. Yeah.

00:07:40.960 Does that make sense? A little bit, a little bit. I think, you know, people need to swap in

00:07:44.960 their little delusions for yours, because yours are very specific and not very good. And I agree

00:07:49.840 with what you're saying about like, not waiting to live your life. And honestly, living your life in

00:07:53.780 a certain kind of way, raising a family, not propagandizing them, you know, living like a

00:07:59.740 family would in 1980 is a great way to actually play offense against those types of people.

00:08:05.700 Yeah. You know what I mean? Exactly. Because they're going to try to have a kid when you're

00:08:08.360 not like, when you're not financially exactly sure, have a little faith, you know, like go

00:08:13.360 outside your comfort zone and be like, I don't know. I don't want a kid right now. I can't bring

00:08:17.500 them into this world. It's like, just do it. You'll figure it out. Right. Like, isn't that

00:08:20.760 centuries of humanity have done that? So yeah, that's more what I'm saying. Fleckis is saying

00:08:24.960 like, go DM a nuke and like, uh, Kapakulik and stuff. Like go reach out to your internet

00:08:30.040 friends, but, uh, live, you know, do something crazy. Delusions. Find something that you,

00:08:35.600 your friends and family can all mutually obsess over. That is a low stakes thing. And then

00:08:40.580 go obsess over it. It's so much more fun to live that way. Otherwise you're sad. And then

00:08:45.520 they, they'll just keep taking everything and eventually they will. And then you'll have

00:08:48.480 nothing and you'll just be sad the whole time. They can't take Rob Smith from me. Yeah.

00:08:54.000 Because that's such like a weird random side character in the whole game that like they

00:08:59.420 can take Donald Trump from me. They can S T E A L and election. They could make everyone

00:09:06.280 put shots in their arm. They can take all your money again, but you can't take away me caring

00:09:11.580 about what Rob Smith's doing, taking trips to LA, having meetings, drinking in Manhattan.

00:09:18.220 Yeah. You can't take that from me. Yeah. You can't steal that content. So I recommend everyone

00:09:22.680 get some stuff that they care about in a weird way that the, that the realm, the realm workers

00:09:28.580 can't steal from them. Does that make sense? It's pretty schizophrenic, but yeah. Yeah. But

00:09:34.380 it's the 2023 year of delusions and it's like schizo season. And speaking of schizo, you know

00:09:40.480 how the dictionary, you know, dictionary.com or whatever, and all the big dictionary companies

00:09:44.860 every year, they add new words to the dictionary. They add side hustle, they add twerk or they add

00:09:49.660 whatever. And it's all like a super lame, like, you know, slay is in the dictionary or like stupid

00:09:57.100 words like that. Exactly. So I have a list of words that are real words already, but I want these

00:10:03.280 words to be more popular. And I think they're going to be more popular coming in this year

00:10:07.940 specifically. I have a list of six words. The first one schizo, and that's someone thinking beyond

00:10:14.360 3d. Yeah. Okay. Schizo is that, that was going to move with or without us, but we like it. Might

00:10:19.860 as well attach to it. Might as well be the, take credit for why the schizo is coming back. Number

00:10:24.340 two, spiral or spiraling. That's someone who's connecting dots that may or may not be there.

00:10:30.620 The schizo was spiraling about the COVID vaccine. Exactly. Using a sentence. Number three, manic. And

00:10:37.540 that's someone who's losing it. Maybe if you spiral too much or you're a little, uh, like member,

00:10:42.880 uh, Neil deGrasse Tyson, he's manic. It's all like squirrely and I'll use it in a sentence.

00:10:48.000 Oh boy. Dash Dabrowski is getting manic today about Donald Trump. You know, exactly. High energy,

00:10:53.440 uh, out of control, out of control. And these are a lot of these words are words you can use

00:10:57.160 to describe like leftists. So that's kind of why they're relevant, uh, in 2023. Number four,

00:11:03.000 twink. And this is not an offensive word. This is just a word for a little gay boy. Yeah. They

00:11:07.820 go by it. They call themselves twinks. They all are twinks. Twink. And part of the,

00:11:12.620 part of using twink is misusing it. You just call any sort of twink a twink. Yep. Um, it,

00:11:19.280 it doesn't have to match the gay community's definition. We're taking it back for ourselves

00:11:22.900 and using it as a semi derogator. Yeah. I won't say that, but you know, it's, it's got a little

00:11:28.740 connotation to it. It's on the edge and we can't say the word that means cigarettes. Yeah. In England

00:11:33.920 anymore. So we'll just use a word that they're okay with. And if they want to take it back off the

00:11:39.680 list of what you're allowed to say, go ahead. I'll use it in a sentence. Uh, oh yeah. A bunch

00:11:43.860 of twinks got the monkey pox vaccine here last week. Perfect. Um, and then also my goal with twink

00:11:49.540 is to get it banned, like a bad word, like use it so much that they're like, all right, you can't

00:11:54.160 just say twink anymore. Yeah, exactly. That's a great idea. Uh, number five on tilt. And that's

00:12:00.160 someone who's out of control and irrational, probably from spiraling. Exactly. And on tilt is kind

00:12:05.320 of like a poker term, but, uh, we want to use it for broader things. Like if some guy just broke up

00:12:11.640 with his girlfriend or his girlfriend dumped him and he starts acting really weird with a bunch of

00:12:16.560 girls or like trying to like get with other girls or something, he's on tilt. He's not acting how he

00:12:21.100 normally would because of a previous like, uh, incident, you know what I mean? So something can

00:12:26.620 put you on tilt. Uh, you know what I mean? Exactly. I think that's a good use and you see it a lot,

00:12:32.640 you know, certain politicians go on tilt. Adam Schiff's been on tilt for a while,

00:12:37.140 you know, stuff like that. Exactly. That's a great example. And then the last word that I want

00:12:41.600 to bring is a kind of a word that we've created pets. These are unique people in your life or on

00:12:47.880 the internet that you follow every move of like they're a TV show and you watch them like they're

00:12:52.500 a TV show. Yeah. So that's pets. Those are the six words that I want to bring back or make more

00:12:58.340 popular or I think are going to become more popular in the coming months. Yep. Um, and also

00:13:03.900 with that, there's gonna be a very obscure part of the internet that's coming to a lot of the stuff

00:13:08.620 that's being entered. That's like entertaining and people are enjoying comedy wise is becoming like

00:13:12.660 this schizo stuff, this schizo dark, deep fried internet shit. Yeah. So that's what's coming. All

00:13:18.580 right. That's the end of that. We are still in housekeeping. We have a page and a half of

00:13:23.880 housekeeping left next guys. We always give advice in the show and we hope you take it this week's

00:13:30.900 advice. Never flip your shit too early. Okay. You might not know what that means, but I'll give

00:13:36.760 you three examples. Example number one, scooter guy. Here he goes flipped his shit too early.

00:13:46.120 Knocked out. Number two, the snowboarder. He's going, you are now free to float.

00:13:51.080 Yeah. Flipped his shit too early. Now he's dead. Stiff, stiff in the air. Yeah. Fell asleep in the

00:13:58.600 air. Uh, and number three, the guy who falls on the deck. Not really the same thing. Not really

00:14:08.840 the same thing at all. I didn't agree with adding this, but not really the same thing. So it's mostly

00:14:13.100 the first two. Never flip your shit too early. Yeah. So the, the group of watchers who do stunties

00:14:18.520 and stuff, remember, don't flip your shit too early because you could get KO'd on the initial

00:14:22.800 ramp. And most people don't know that. Yeah. That's a very rare thing to happen, but it is

00:14:27.580 very possible. All right. We're still in housekeeping next. Are gay people faking the voice?

00:14:34.680 I think so. That's the question of the day. Uh, there was a post that was done, uh, by a Chinese

00:14:40.040 donut boy affiliate within the Fluckus universe, a new page that just popped up called dark humor

00:14:44.300 deli. Uh, and they posted, I think gay people are faking the voice. And I agree, you know,

00:14:51.200 people don't come out of the womb with that affectation, right? A hundred percent. Um, and

00:14:55.980 so we're all about anecdotal evidence here on the show. Right. Um, and so someone sent us

00:15:01.620 this Reddit post that kind of is enough for us, right? Let's hear it. It goes, I think it's

00:15:08.780 definitely an affectation as a nurse. I see people come out of anesthesia on a daily basis.

00:15:13.560 When people are groggy, they still have their Southern accents or their New York accents,

00:15:17.520 but gay people do not speak that way. When they're coming out of anesthesia,

00:15:20.960 they sound normal. Gradually. The gay accent comes back as they fully wake up.

00:15:26.060 So they wake up like, Oh, what happened? What happened? And then they, how'd the button plants go?

00:15:32.160 How's the BBL? Yep. Pretty much. So there you have it. Let us know in the comments,

00:15:37.140 if you agree, do you think gay people are faking the voice? I obviously say yes,

00:15:41.720 of course they are. Yeah. That doesn't kind of be cute. Well, they're trying to be cute.

00:15:46.040 They're trying to signal to each other, right? Like it's kind of like a, Hey Michael in the

00:15:50.860 workplace. And it's like, yeah, I'm, I'm one of you. Um, stuff. Yeah. But yeah, I mean,

00:15:57.380 it makes sense, right? Like it's more of a, like a sociology thing than it is like a genetic

00:16:02.240 or anything. Obviously you're smart with stuff like that. Sociology. You said that's a good,

00:16:07.200 yeah, that's like a good reference. All right. Sociology is like the broadest subject ever,

00:16:13.060 but yes, it's like a study of human behavior. You know, it's like a anthropological thing.

00:16:18.360 Smart guy. No, I studied that in college. I took like a couple of sociology classes.

00:16:23.460 He's Ivy league educated. Yep. So are you? Well, yeah, you're the brain dead one.

00:16:28.520 I just never, I just didn't go to it enough. I just didn't go. Yeah. I feel bad about it now.

00:16:33.980 So, uh, fact check. Gay guys are faking the accent. True. Yeah. A hundred percent true. All right.

00:16:39.200 Next. Um, the black history month question. Yeah. Let's let, let her up. Yeah. Of course.

00:16:46.300 Water or black history month.

00:16:50.480 You just say water or black history month. Yeah. Black history month. Why black history month?

00:16:56.360 Because it's important to history, let alone culture and literally everything that is in the world

00:17:07.620 has come from some different part. White people are entitled.

00:17:13.240 What a loser. Water or black history month. And you can't even just give an answer that literally

00:17:19.980 keeps you alive. Yeah. You can't say, uh, water or black history month. Hmm. Let's keep black history

00:17:25.280 month and just watch everybody die. Let's watch every single person on earth die, but the blacks

00:17:30.480 will be honored in February. Yeah. For the first nine days until everyone's dead. Yeah. Um, all right.

00:17:36.540 That's your brain on like social justice. It's like nothing. You know, you notice how the logic goes

00:17:41.380 out and it's just nothing. It doesn't matter. It's a black person asking me about a black issue. I have

00:17:46.160 to double down. Yeah. I can't save the world. 7 billion people. Thanos snap. Especially if you're

00:17:51.920 like a, they type like that person was. Yeah. Golgi body. Yeah. Golgi body. They, them. Um,

00:17:57.640 all right, Richard Rap boy, 10 grand or black history month, 10 grand. You could, you could say

00:18:02.320 this coffee or black history month. And I, uh, it's the coffee step in a puddle and get a wet soccer

00:18:08.020 black history month, black history month. Okay. So like I'm consistent. He's reasonable. Keep going.

00:18:14.920 He's reasonable. Uh, sprained ankle or black history month, black history month. What's the choice

00:18:20.120 there? Well, I just didn't know if you hated black history. No, no, no, no. Black history

00:18:24.200 month doesn't bother me. They don't do anything. They took the shortest month. It's white people

00:18:28.920 kind of make it like a, you know, if white people run a town hall, they'll do a little

00:18:32.580 celebration or something. Who cares? All right. Speaking of black history month, uh, in new

00:18:38.300 Orleans, kind of near where we live, there was a huge mural that was just painted over the

00:18:43.500 other day, uh, and has since been tagged by some sort of street gang. Um, but there was

00:18:48.100 a mural that was painted over, but before it was painted over, the mural was of three black

00:18:54.800 high school graduates. And there's a huge, it's like a 40 foot wall. And the entire mural was like

00:19:00.520 three black teenagers with cap and gown. Yeah. And I was thinking like butterflies and flowers in the

00:19:06.600 background. And it was like, you can do it. Like we was Kings or whatever. And I was looking at it

00:19:11.700 and I'm thinking to myself, if the mural in your town is of a black person graduating high school,

00:19:18.860 isn't that kind of like a ceiling? Isn't that kind of like not shooting high enough? Isn't that saying,

00:19:24.720 Hey, young black child, if you graduate high school, you're like, you're a mural. You're on

00:19:30.740 the wall. Yeah. You're 40 feet tall. And it's like graduating high school. They don't even let kids

00:19:35.420 fail at a high school anymore. Oh yeah. So it's like art should be excellence in my mind. It should be

00:19:40.700 beauty. It should be excellence. It should be like melted, boiled down a hundred percent pure truth

00:19:46.260 should be art. But then you have stuff like this where the art is like an average accomplishment.

00:19:52.380 Like if someone's graduated high school and they really were like, Oh, we're so, so, so proud of

00:19:57.100 you. Wouldn't you be like, Hey, maybe I could go to med school. I could be a doctor. I could be a

00:20:02.420 lawyer. Why are you so proud that I graduated high school? That's like nothing. Yeah. So that that's kind

00:20:07.400 of interesting. It's not a picture of a doctor or an astronaut or a lawyer. It's a picture of

00:20:11.960 high school kids that graduated and everyone graduates. You can have like a 2.0 average and

00:20:16.920 you graduate. And you, you know, what my thought on this was is the art just isn't that good. Like

00:20:23.400 the, the, the, what do you call it? The like composition is good. The faces look good. The

00:20:29.180 hats look good, whatever. But the art itself is like heavy handed, right? We're going to put

00:20:34.740 three black people in college grounds or graduation gowns. And it's like, couldn't you have been

00:20:40.120 more subtle? Couldn't you have done something like more unique or subversive instead of just

00:20:45.000 like propaganda poster almost? I don't, I don't that. So that's what I thought at first. It

00:20:50.020 was just heavy handed, heavy handed, right on the nose, setting the bar very low. Yeah.

00:20:55.440 Setting the bar very low is the problem. Oh, high school. If you graduate high school, man,

00:21:00.560 you're on the wall. You did it. Yeah. It's like, dude, graduate high school is the easiest

00:21:04.260 thing ever. You literally have to be like a 70 IQ sociopath to fail out of high school. Or like

00:21:08.980 you don't go to class. Yeah. And then you're just like, Hey, you legally didn't go enough days.

00:21:12.600 Yeah. Exactly. Sorry. So yeah, let's, let's strive for a little more New Orleans. I know the streets

00:21:18.040 are all fucked up and the, and the mayor's a joke, but let's, let's try and not kill each other and

00:21:23.460 not assume graduating high school is good. And we'll probably update on one of the next episodes,

00:21:28.200 what they replace it with. Yeah. They're building it now. They painted it white. It was all big white

00:21:32.540 wall. And then overnight some gang people tagged it up. Yeah. It was tagged by multiple graffiti

00:21:38.520 artists. Um, all right, next we are still in housekeeping. Let's see. What do we have here?

00:21:43.880 This said, you told me about this big three. What does that mean? Yeah. There's a new big three in

00:21:48.660 New York. All right. Okay. You know, basketball, the big three, like everybody's going for three,

00:21:53.340 LeBron, Bosch and, uh, D Wade. Well, um, Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman. That's a big

00:22:01.360 three. New York. What would it be? It would, okay. I get what you're saying. So the big three in New

00:22:05.080 York. Yeah. So this is them. That's the big three in New York. And I will give you a hundred dollars

00:22:10.640 if you can name any one of them. Oh man. What's the team name? New York. What? I don't even know.

00:22:18.820 New York Liberty. Could be. Okay. Three. And I have to name one for a hundred dollars. Okay. Any one

00:22:25.600 of them you can say, if I get them all, we'll get $300. Yeah, sure. Sure. Um, uh, web. First name?

00:22:35.660 Emily. Emily Webb. All right. Who, which one was that? The middle. Okay. And then who else you got?

00:22:42.000 Any other guesses? Um, guess all three if you want. I can only guess Emily Webb. All right.

00:22:48.880 No, wrong. Um, I actually don't know any of their names too, but I know it's not Emily Webb.

00:22:53.920 So, uh, you weren't going to pay me. Yeah. You knew I knew I'd ever had a chance. It was a bluff.

00:22:59.620 And in sports center says there's a new big three. New York is there. Should we play the other sports

00:23:04.700 center clip? The racist one? Yeah. Yeah. Rap Boy posted this, uh, today.

00:23:09.680 You are white. I am black. White supremacy. Slave trade. Because you're white. Racial discrimination.

00:23:15.040 African Americans. Black women. White privilege. White privilege. White privilege. White people

00:23:19.680 should feel a certain amount of guilt. Black men. White analysts. Black dude. Racism. White dude. I am

00:23:24.760 a black man. My blackness. A lot of racists out there. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. So, we lost sports.

00:23:31.220 Yeah. Well, you know, we didn't lose sports, but we certainly lost the narrative around sports.

00:23:37.740 They took that really quick. We lost the parent companies probably. I'm sure Disney owns all

00:23:42.200 that. Disney owns ESPN. So, everyone's a Muppet owned by the, owned by Disney. Yeah. They like

00:23:48.080 turning their employees into Muppets. You know, they had a winning formula with the Muppets. So,

00:23:53.200 they decided, why don't we, why don't we expand that? Yeah. Very true. Um, another thing we lost,

00:23:57.960 our last piece of housekeeping, uh, Guinness Book of World Records. We lost it. We lost it. Do you

00:24:03.660 guys remember the golden era? Of course. Giant book in your library. You're supposed to read

00:24:08.560 something, but you just opened that book. You started looking at the small world, smallest man.

00:24:12.180 Yep. Smallest guy, tallest guy, fattest guy, jumpiest guy, fastest guy, oldest guy. Most expensive car,

00:24:19.160 most expensive, like single meal, you know, like all this building crazy, like extremes, right?

00:24:25.520 Real stuff. Real tangible stuff that is clearly the whatever-est in the world.

00:24:32.220 Now, yeah, now, here's the world record for most fist bumps in 30 seconds.

00:24:44.640 We could do that. We could beat this tomorrow. They're not even going fast. And the, and the guy,

00:24:50.700 there's two people doing it. So, the person on the left should get credit too. I think so. I think

00:24:54.860 they probably did. But he wears a polo and thinks that he's got the record. He wore the athletic

00:25:00.020 fit. So, but that's the thing. Um, do you guys remember Rob Dyrdek fantasy factory thing? I

00:25:05.760 remember he called out a Guinness Book of World Records, like analyst or host, like they need a

00:25:09.780 witness for some of these. Um, and he's just like, okay, most ollies in 30 seconds. And then it's like,

00:25:15.480 okay, most, uh, bananas eaten in two minutes. And it's like, you just change all these parameters

00:25:22.140 and then you get into the Guinness Book of World Records because nobody ever tried to eat most

00:25:25.840 bananas in two minutes before. Yeah. So, it's like, they're basically inventing a category

00:25:29.520 to be a Guinness, uh, world record holder. Yeah. And it's trash. And they ruined it. Yeah. They

00:25:35.300 ruined it. Another thing that got sold out. I'm sure what Disney owns that too. We actually might

00:25:40.740 have to look into that. I bet it does. Who owns Guinness Book of World Records?

00:25:50.620 Nope. Not Disney. The Jim Pattinson group. Okay. Well, we'll look into that. Yeah. Yeah. We'll

00:25:56.100 see who Jim Pattinson's what he's up to. Um, all right. That takes us out of housekeeping.

00:26:00.580 That was a very important housekeeping. One of our best. And we are moving now into cringe

00:26:04.860 of the week. All right. Our first clip of cringe of the week, uh, trans ice skating, similar

00:26:15.660 to Guinness Book of World Records, where nothing's actually about excellence anymore.

00:26:19.260 So, this is a trans ice skater. It's a 57 year old man. 57. I think it's gotta be a bit

00:26:38.260 in their trolling. And they're not even good at ice skating. They fall down and they can't

00:26:46.120 get up. This is how I ice skate. This is how I would ice skate. Can't even get up. Can't

00:26:54.080 even get up. And they come and pull her up. That's enough. Pull her up. 57 year old man.

00:27:00.780 So yeah, everything's a charity now. Nothing is about actual excellence. Kind of like what

00:27:05.120 we said about the Guinness Book of World Records. That was a diversity, equity, inclusion

00:27:09.020 part. So like that person is not like a, uh, uh, on the team or whatever. That was like

00:27:13.980 a virtue signal thing. But now whenever there are these events, like we used to have like

00:27:18.180 an ice skating thing or a ceremony, instead of like promoting excellence, these are our

00:27:22.680 best people. These are our best athletes. You'd have like a kid who was like good for

00:27:26.400 their age. Exactly. And it would go, wow, look at that kid. This is the next best ice skater

00:27:30.660 ever. And instead now everything's just an opportunity to honor people with like mental

00:27:35.060 problems, I guess. It feels like we're living in kind of like a make a wish society now.

00:27:39.720 Yeah. You know, hand the ball off to the kid with down syndrome, let him get a touchdown.

00:27:43.200 Okay. Fine. But it seems to be happening way too much. Um, the 57 year old man wants to

00:27:50.160 be a woman in figure skate. Yep. You know, it's like we're, we're granting wishes out

00:27:55.620 here. Yeah. Why would a 57 year old anything ever come to the thing? That's like a grandparent.

00:28:01.060 Yeah, exactly. And now they're front and center. Uh, and basically like we've said, everything

00:28:06.480 that was once about greatness or once about excelling or being the best is now an opportunity

00:28:12.180 to honor people with mental problems. The new Burberry ad that just came out. Yeah. Burberry

00:28:16.820 is like what a sophisticated rich person's company is supposed to be. Yeah. They're you're paying

00:28:21.140 like a 200% markup to wear the Burberry brand. Right. Yeah. And, and you've tried to advertise

00:28:27.500 to people who want to look like they're old money rich. Yeah. And now it's just got trans people

00:28:32.740 kissing put two freaks with a chopped off boobs. Yeah. With, with chest marks and they're kissing,

00:28:38.860 uh, make a wish modeling, make a wish, uh, fat models to like, it's just like, Hey, what's

00:28:45.520 up? Uh, are you terminally ill? No. Are you mentally ill? Yes. I think I'm a lady. Let's

00:28:52.840 get you in. Let's get your dream to come true. Let's get you on the cover of a magazine. And

00:28:57.680 it's funny. We have a friend who's like a model or whatever. And she said that because

00:29:01.860 she's like traditionally good looking, she can no longer get like gigs or models or contracts

00:29:09.220 because everything's going to the freaks with like the shaved heads and the chest scars.

00:29:13.180 Yeah. And it's funny because like, there's no work involved. All you have to do is get

00:29:18.480 the chest scars. You know, it's not like you need to be fit and have the chest scars. It's

00:29:22.620 not like you need to actually look like a man and have the chest scars. It's just have the

00:29:27.020 chest scars. Yeah. Thank you. And it used to be, you need to be a model. You need to

00:29:31.620 be like perfectly thin. You need to watch everything you eat. You need to know how to

00:29:36.060 walk. You need to know how to wear clothes and style yourself. Now it's just like, you

00:29:40.120 got to be like the weird kid from high school and, and show up to the audition and you'll

00:29:45.580 get it. Uh, and it's kind of like, I call it will grant your wish. Yeah, exactly. I call

00:29:51.180 it being like for me. And now that I realized this and see it, you get kind of circus pilled.

00:29:55.540 Ooh. Yeah. Where you kind of see like, Oh, nothing is actually about being the best or

00:30:00.620 excelling. It's all just like a charity for the people who they deem are oppressed. Yeah.

00:30:04.900 So you get pretty circus pilled and then you see it everywhere and nothing actually is about

00:30:08.700 excellence. There was a fashion show that, that, uh, I saw a clip of a couple of days ago

00:30:13.640 and the fashion shows obviously are always weird, but this one, like the, the simulation

00:30:19.380 didn't load right on this one. Upside down dress, stupid dress. Not, you're not wearing

00:30:27.460 the dress in front of you. It's in front of you. Stupid sideways dress. Stupid.

00:30:33.500 Diagonal dress. Stupid. Perpendicular dress.

00:30:37.400 Perpendicular. See, rap voice smart. Perpendicular.

00:30:39.300 Perpendicular. Come on. You knew perpendicular, but that's what it is. Nothing can just be

00:30:42.660 about wearing a nice normal dress now or looking good or having good fashion. It has to be what

00:30:47.960 was once accepted and revered now gets flipped on its head and it has to be the opposite.

00:30:53.960 So it's backers. Yeah. It's all backers. It's backers. We did that old video, the Met Gala

00:30:59.140 backers. What's now, what was smart is now stupid. What was beautiful is now ugly. What's ugly

00:31:05.140 is beautiful. And that's what they do to kind of just ruin our brains and, uh, disrespect God.

00:31:10.260 Most importantly. Yes. Yes. Most importantly. All right, moving on, uh, this next clip, uh, yelling pigs.

00:31:21.260 See the girl on the ground yelling. She learned that from LeBron.

00:31:28.120 And the person on the right, uh, has a sign that says Jesus is transgender.

00:31:33.260 Transgender. Sick fucks. Jesus is transgender. You guys made that up six years ago.

00:31:39.840 Yeah. Like these people are so unimpressive. Yeah. You know, like look at these people,

00:31:45.680 they're all overweight, uh, just yelling, little bit of mental issues. And you know, I, I just like

00:31:53.660 to remind people, I can't imagine listening to someone like this, you know, only listen to who

00:31:57.840 you listen to. Yeah. These guys are 20. So imagine voting in like you vote with these people. You can

00:32:03.480 almost vote in like a vacuum and be like, all right, what did Tucker Carlson vote? All right.

00:32:07.820 What did this girl yelling on the ground vote? Which side are you on? Nah, pretty easy, pretty

00:32:13.940 easy to discern. Yeah. These are the, you're the, okay. You're the correct ones. Okay. Okay. And

00:32:18.560 here's who's, this is who's waving in like the, the next thing, like the next, the, the, the way

00:32:23.660 society should be. That's who's waving it in. So that should be a red flag for everybody

00:32:27.800 watching. Yep. All right. Next. This is a video of a, the progression of a leftist person

00:32:34.120 who started out as probably a normal person. And then this is what they became after leftism

00:32:39.900 got their brain. Normal. Nice girl. Normal. Getting a little dark there. Whoopsie. Something

00:32:48.140 got in your brain. And now that's what you are. This is what you have. This is what happens

00:32:56.460 when you become a leftist nine out of 10 times. It starts off with my body, my choice. And

00:33:01.520 then eventually you choose to turn your body into a gecko. Into an abomination, right?

00:33:06.620 Eventually the demon gets strong enough and goes, Hey, I'm actually more powerful than the

00:33:10.300 host body. I'm going to start looking how I want to be perceived, how I look in, in real

00:33:14.600 life. That's very true. That is a very, like when someone starts looking like a demon, believe

00:33:20.580 them, right? The demon got too much control. Yeah. That's crazy, man. Such a shame. Yeah.

00:33:27.060 Well, moving on into a similar, uh, light, the Sims, the Sims is now mentally ill guys probably

00:33:34.580 used to play the Sims. Uh, I'm sure everyone grew up playing where you make a character, you

00:33:38.700 light them on fire. You trap them in a room with no door. Yeah. You make characters of people

00:33:42.960 you went to school with who you don't like, and then you like drown them or whatever.

00:33:46.580 We've all done that. Yeah. We've all done that. I'm writing that down. Signs of a serial

00:33:51.020 killer. We've all done that. Uh, but now the Sims is, uh, doing mentally ill stuff. The

00:33:56.660 game I thought was you make the characters how you want. So you want to have a guy with

00:34:01.120 a leather jacket and he rides a motorcycle or a girl who is blonde hair and blue eyes or whatever.

00:34:06.680 Now they're doing, uh, trans people with scar with chest scars. Yeah. And if you look at

00:34:12.460 this, like trans people with chest scars and then the off looking woman, which is a trans

00:34:17.620 woman is what it sounds like to me. Uh, also the Sims is for 12 years old and up. Great.

00:34:23.080 Um, and so like my disconnect on this is I thought trans women were just women. You need a special

00:34:30.560 freak category like in the Sims. And then I thought if you're a trans man, aren't you just a man?

00:34:36.140 You need the scars. And like, so they're making these weird Sims characters, even though I thought

00:34:43.400 everyone was just a woman or a man. Yeah. Right. Like that doesn't make much sense to me.

00:34:47.380 It doesn't make much sense to me either. Cause if you were going to pick a man character,

00:34:51.320 why wouldn't you just make them a man? Why would you make them a woman who became a man

00:34:55.140 and now is on the Sims? Wouldn't you just go straight to it? So they have top surgery scars

00:34:59.520 and they have binders and shapewear. Yeah. So it's like, you can have a masculine or feminine

00:35:04.280 frame and top surgery scar binders and shapewear. So all the hits, all the nasty stuff that's

00:35:12.120 enabling people who are pretty sick. Yeah. Um, is going out there. I want to make a lady.

00:35:17.260 You can also make it a jarring lady. Yeah. You could make it a shocking lady. Six, four lady.

00:35:22.280 He's got a huge head. Imagine the other Sims go up like, Hey, nice to meet you. And then they get

00:35:27.040 it wrong. They say, sir. It's like, it causes beef. And so, well, now I'm burning your house down.

00:35:32.480 Yeah. You misgendered me. Yeah. So, uh, the Sims, obviously we lost that it's over. They took it

00:35:38.760 from us. Yep. As always. All right. Next we have two trans kids, uh, that are pretty insightful.

00:35:44.860 Which is an oxymoron that doesn't exist. Exactly. Uh, the kid that loves that they're trans.

00:35:49.440 So, first of all, I'm transgender. So she was, uh, designated, assigned, observed male

00:35:57.340 at birth. What's your favorite thing about yourself? I'm transgender. That's your favorite

00:36:02.400 thing about yourself? End it right there. Yeah. So the favorite thing the kid has going

00:36:05.920 for themselves is that they're trans, which is what their mom probably pushed them towards

00:36:10.620 and their weak dad. Yeah. I'd love to see the dad. I'd love to see the dad. Yeah. And it's

00:36:16.360 basically like, as we all know, kids need structure. Kids are a blank canvas. If you teach

00:36:20.820 your kids stuff, they'll probably gravitate towards something, fishing, baseball, Batman,

00:36:26.880 whatever you show them, they'll kind of pick what they like. But now there's this new idea

00:36:31.000 that kids need to be able to pick anything they want and they need to be free to choose

00:36:36.000 any total, any, any possible thing. So there's no more structure. They're a blank canvas. You

00:36:41.840 can't teach them anything that was traditionally what you'd like to teach them. You need to teach

00:36:45.740 them nothing and let them pick whatever they want. Then the only people who are telling them

00:36:49.100 things at that point become like the purple hair mix kindergarten teacher. Yeah. And then

00:36:54.320 when they pick the thing that you kind of wanted them to pick, then you positively reinforce them

00:36:59.520 every single day and you keep hammering it, hammering it into their head. And then you make

00:37:04.300 social media videos about it because you want attention too. You helped. You're so accepting

00:37:08.780 that you deserve attention and acknowledgement. And the vicious cycle repeats itself and we shall

00:37:14.260 see where this kid ends up. Yeah. And so you can really pick anything, Harry Potter, watercolors,

00:37:20.420 painting, crayons, anything, but nothing that's like the traditional stuff that you'd want your kid

00:37:26.240 to do is now accepted so that the kindergarten teacher is going to pick for you. Basically,

00:37:30.640 wouldn't you rather pick the things that like your family likes or your, your, you likes your dad,

00:37:36.200 like your grandfather? No, because that was like white supremacy. Oh yeah. So if you look back on

00:37:41.240 all those things in the years of tradition and family, like that should all be frowned upon and

00:37:45.420 you should make your kid the opposite. That's so true. So no, no need to honor your lineage and your

00:37:51.320 heritage. You need to do nothing. And then let the, let the 24 year old kindergarten babysitter basically

00:37:57.040 tell your kid what to do. Should we go to the next one? Yep.

00:37:59.960 Do you feel more like a girl or like a boy? A girl. Why do you say that? Because I'm a girl boy.

00:38:08.960 Is that why you chose this beautiful outfit? Yeah. For cheerleading today? Yeah. Yeah. So you feel

00:38:14.520 more like a girl. What do you think about boys? I see. Why? Because they're gross. Why do you think

00:38:26.280 that? Why do you say that? Because they're not pretty. They're not pretty? Boys are gross.

00:38:31.960 Why do you say that? Because you say that. Because I heard it from you. I heard it from you over and

00:38:36.700 over because you hate dad. And now that I'm a, I was your son in the mini version of dad,

00:38:42.100 the person you hate, you're turning me into a girl to get back at dad. Yo. I would guess. I would

00:38:47.660 guess. Yo. Remember the phrase toxic masculinity? Yeah. What the hell is this? What, what, what do

00:38:53.340 we call this? Wouldn't that be toxic masculinity? Subversive, like, I don't even know. We'll come up

00:38:57.840 with a word for it. That would be toxic masculinity. A little boy who thinks they're a girl, like

00:39:02.820 they got their masculinity mixed. Yeah. That's fear. That's fear of toxic masculinity. So I'll

00:39:07.460 just be a girl instead. Yeah. At six years old or whatever the hell. Yeah. So that's sick

00:39:11.780 and disgusting. And we censored those faces because they're children. Um, but you get the

00:39:16.880 point. Yeah. Um, all right. Next there was a drag queen show with kids again, as usual, and

00:39:24.620 they did a special cheers, a special toast. Check this out. All right. Now I'm going to do

00:39:29.880 a quick little cheers that I normally do. I mean, I know there's little babies here,

00:39:36.480 but close your ears. This is just a tradition that all shows normally do. So raise your glasses.

00:39:45.320 Cheers to you. Cheers to me. Cheers to the ones that lick us where we pee. Yeah.

00:39:53.340 It's not even funny. Cheers to you. Cheers to me. Cheers to those who lick us where we pee.

00:39:58.820 And there's, you know, there's kids there. The bit isn't even funny and worth it,

00:40:03.820 but you just can't help yourself. You really can't. You can't like, Oh, I would,

00:40:08.260 there's this cheers. I do where every show can skip it today. We're going to skip it today.

00:40:11.820 There's kids here, but if you want to, you know, meet me after it, I'll tell you what it is. All

00:40:15.220 right. Nice meeting everybody. Thanks for coming. Yeah. You can't help yourself. You got to talk

00:40:19.500 about glucking and suck in and fuck it. You have to be a pervert. You have to, it's in your DNA

00:40:24.920 because it's in your DNA. And that's how you became the guy in the high heels with the butt

00:40:30.520 out. Could you imagine in like 1991 or the same, say we were little kids, 1998 or something,

00:40:36.800 space jam just came out. Some guy comes up to you in a park and goes, Hey, cheers to you. Cheers to

00:40:41.860 me. Cheers to those who lick us where we pee. My dad, the police response, like they'd be looking,

00:40:47.000 there'd be a bolo out for this guy. My dad would go, well, who said that to you? Black sedan. Yeah.

00:40:51.480 Black sedan looked like a Toyota Camry. Oh my God. I've seen my dad get mad at people for way less.

00:40:57.240 Yeah. Who said that to you? Look, who said that? Where, where is they? Oh, it's the guy in the

00:41:01.680 dress and the weird car or the shit car. I'll go talk to him. Yeah. And also my new thing is this

00:41:06.780 video is from Sarah Gonzalez who is in the, uh, blaze Dallas Fort worth group. Yep. Um, and now my

00:41:13.540 thing, whenever I see a trans, uh, or, uh, a drag kids, you know, faux pas, like disgusting moment,

00:41:20.440 I always try to imagine what the person looked like filming them. And so for this one, I imagine

00:41:24.660 Sarah Gonzalez with a giant purse and she's like, Oh, Oh, and she kind of shifts it, tilts

00:41:28.980 it and goes, huh? Go on. So, uh, yeah, that's my new thing is imagining what the people were,

00:41:34.600 uh, were looking like when they filmed it. Yeah, for sure. Uh, speaking of gay voices and stupid

00:41:39.920 stuff, the dad comes back from jail and the son is trans now.

00:41:43.200 So, is you surprised? Panda. He sure you don't know, surprise. Muslim.

00:42:09.420 Yeah, well, what a nice reunion.

00:42:20.760 I'm finally home from jail after a long time.

00:42:23.060 How's my family?

00:42:24.060 Everyone held it down when I was gone?

00:42:26.100 Yeah.

00:42:27.520 Who's the man of the house?

00:42:29.440 Me.

00:42:30.560 Yeah, it's like, oh, man, you actually look like a guy in prison.

00:42:33.880 You actually look like a couple of them.

00:42:35.940 Exactly.

00:42:36.540 He might kind of like that.

00:42:37.740 And people would say, oh, this is a product of a fatherless home.

00:42:40.320 This happens when the dad's gone.

00:42:41.540 But that's not even fully true.

00:42:43.420 I know people that had no dads that turned out great.

00:42:46.180 They became like doctors and lawyers and successful and normal.

00:42:49.620 Yeah, they stepped up.

00:42:50.420 They had a desire, you know?

00:42:51.720 Yeah.

00:42:52.200 So it's not necessarily like-

00:42:53.820 They found other role models, too.

00:42:55.940 Exactly.

00:42:56.260 Strong masculine role models.

00:42:57.440 Which is so important.

00:42:58.620 And it's like, so it's not necessarily like, oh, the dad goes away and all the kids are gay.

00:43:02.460 Yeah.

00:43:02.760 But it probably didn't help.

00:43:04.280 Yeah.

00:43:04.740 It probably didn't help.

00:43:05.540 This was a very good cringe.

00:43:06.820 We touch on every piece here, I think.

00:43:09.880 This was one of the better cringes.

00:43:12.560 We have to give thanks to the script writer.

00:43:15.080 Yeah.

00:43:16.440 All right.

00:43:17.080 Next.

00:43:17.460 I'm the script writer.

00:43:18.980 Yeah.

00:43:20.240 I just want everyone to know.

00:43:21.440 There's no-

00:43:22.000 It's just me and Ratboy.

00:43:23.560 And then Nick, the editor, who we love.

00:43:25.600 All right.

00:43:26.180 Moving on.

00:43:26.980 Twerking is anti-racist.

00:43:28.380 This is the last clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:43:29.660 Shaking is such a primal practice of releasing trauma and somatic blockages and emotions through

00:43:36.820 our body, especially our hips.

00:43:38.300 Our hips, now we know, is where we store emotions.

00:43:40.440 Yep.

00:43:40.820 So when you are twerking, when you're shimmying, you are literally releasing trauma, releasing

00:43:46.140 stored emotions from your hips.

00:43:48.040 When you're bending your knees, you're crouching on the floor, you're connecting to earth,

00:43:51.800 you're connecting to the womb, you're restoring your energy.

00:43:55.020 And that's why it's not even just in African dance, but in Middle Eastern dance, in Latin

00:43:59.580 American dance, salsa dance, bachata, every single dance form has some form of hip movement

00:44:05.580 to it.

00:44:07.120 Source?

00:44:07.960 Yeah.

00:44:08.540 I made it up.

00:44:09.740 Yeah.

00:44:10.780 So let's see.

00:44:11.640 Yeah.

00:44:11.800 Here's some twerking.

00:44:12.760 This is also why zebras, when they're running away from a lion and they're about to get eaten

00:44:16.940 and they make it into the nick of time, they shake their bodies off, release the trauma,

00:44:22.160 and they come back to homeostasis.

00:44:24.200 So I started to realize that as I was doing this, I was healing myself through all of these

00:44:29.040 generations of collective trauma that now we know with epigenetics is actually stored

00:44:33.880 within our systems.

00:44:35.300 That's good.

00:44:35.760 So here's some twerking.

00:44:37.760 This is all a trauma release.

00:44:40.040 Here's people twerking.

00:44:41.420 Here's people on the ground, on cars, twerking.

00:44:44.480 This is all to get the trauma out.

00:44:46.400 It's actually very healthy and good for you.

00:44:48.420 Yeah.

00:44:48.620 You know those parties where it's like Jamaica, where the guy power bombs off and then starts

00:44:52.440 twerking?

00:44:53.300 That's all just trauma.

00:44:54.320 That's all past trauma.

00:44:55.260 That's colonialism.

00:44:56.320 Very natural.

00:44:57.140 Yeah.

00:44:57.320 That's like a whole thing.

00:44:59.420 People dancing with their ass in the street.

00:45:01.540 Yeah.

00:45:01.740 That's all trauma release.

00:45:03.260 That lady used a lot of words to just make something up.

00:45:06.600 Yeah.

00:45:06.880 That's pretty good.

00:45:07.680 It's called lying.

00:45:08.760 It's called bluffing.

00:45:10.120 Yeah.

00:45:10.560 It's a bluff right there.

00:45:11.860 The person interviewing her just goes, mm-hmm.

00:45:13.740 Yeah.

00:45:14.580 Mm-hmm.

00:45:14.940 You can basically say whatever you want.

00:45:16.520 Yeah.

00:45:16.760 All right.

00:45:17.660 Moving on.

00:45:18.200 We're out of Cringy Week and we are into our Urban Decay section.

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00:46:07.680 Very early because you came mid-2020.

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00:46:19.380 He's a ride-or-die OG.

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00:46:21.540 All right.

00:46:21.820 First clip of Urban Decay.

00:46:23.320 Kid gets attacked by the daycare workers.

00:46:25.980 Yeah.

00:46:26.280 We put this in culture last week.

00:46:28.020 Yeah.

00:46:28.360 But I want to talk about it a little bit.

00:46:30.760 So these kids are having a dispute.

00:46:31.940 White kid and black kid are having a dispute over a toy.

00:46:34.080 Black kid takes the toy.

00:46:35.220 White kid wants to take it back.

00:46:37.020 Standard little kid stuff, right?

00:46:38.720 Yep.

00:46:39.000 They're doing a little tussle.

00:46:41.700 It's getting to the point where somebody's going to notice.

00:46:44.900 And there she is.

00:46:45.940 She comes from the corner.

00:46:46.780 She sees the little tussle.

00:46:48.020 Who's the problem here?

00:46:50.340 Definitely the white boy.

00:46:52.660 She throws him down.

00:46:54.000 Of course, he's the problem.

00:46:55.580 Even though the black kid was the one who took the toy first.

00:46:58.120 Yep.

00:46:58.560 And then she does another little toss.

00:47:00.580 He's clearly writhing around.

00:47:02.820 He's distraught.

00:47:03.880 Black kid doesn't get tossed.

00:47:05.000 Black kid just gets escorted away.

00:47:07.700 And the other lady saw everything and didn't even say like, whoa, or like anything like

00:47:13.520 that.

00:47:13.740 She saw everything.

00:47:14.540 So that's just something that happens, I guess, there.

00:47:16.300 Yeah.

00:47:16.440 That's just normal stuff, you know?

00:47:18.540 So you go to jail.

00:47:19.760 Yeah.

00:47:20.580 And then it's hard to see things like that as not being racially motivated when everyone's,

00:47:24.480 you know, oh, white people, reparations, oh, everything.

00:47:27.700 It's like that woman's mind is probably seeing a select list of things that are going on.

00:47:31.680 Probably watching ESPN.

00:47:33.500 Racist, racist, racist, racist, whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper.

00:47:37.380 Yeah.

00:47:37.600 So their brain is on some weird little phase that, you know, obviously the white kid gets

00:47:42.320 tossed.

00:47:42.840 Yeah.

00:47:43.140 It's racism's everywhere and it's on you to fix it.

00:47:45.580 And it's like, oh, how do I fix it?

00:47:46.580 Oh, there's a black kid and a white kid that are four years old fighting.

00:47:49.180 I'm going to throw the white kid down.

00:47:50.680 Immediately take the side of the black kid.

00:47:52.400 Do racism on behalf of former slights you've perceived.

00:47:56.740 That's exactly on behalf of the former slights you've perceived.

00:48:00.860 So that woman got fired, actually.

00:48:03.460 Good.

00:48:03.900 The camera.

00:48:04.760 Yeah.

00:48:04.940 Good to see something actually happened.

00:48:07.340 Yeah.

00:48:08.040 You know, if it were me, I'm not, you know, I'd like to keep things in my same race a little

00:48:12.700 bit.

00:48:13.180 You know, I'm not saying like, I just, I think I've seen a few too many videos of that type

00:48:18.920 of thing, the guy from Trinidad and Tobago, uh, really roughhousing the old man at the

00:48:24.120 nursing home.

00:48:24.780 Yeah.

00:48:25.120 We've seen that a lot.

00:48:25.920 I've seen a little bit too much that it's just like, if I have a decision, I'm going

00:48:28.980 to go with, you know, the loiter one.

00:48:31.900 Which is totally fair.

00:48:33.220 Which is fair.

00:48:33.860 I mean, in this time of racialized, uh, high energy, racialized vandalism, uh, looting,

00:48:40.820 et cetera.

00:48:41.780 I'm just going to go ahead and take the safe route and you know, whatever.

00:48:44.480 And the people that the powers that be are making everything so divisive on the base of

00:48:49.740 race that it's almost like a by-product of that.

00:48:53.100 It's not like, oh, I'm only hanging out with these groups because they're the best.

00:48:56.300 The other groups are bad.

00:48:57.200 It's like, oh, the powers that be have kind of made everything about a race war.

00:49:01.020 So I guess I better just stick with my people.

00:49:03.000 And it actually backwards gets their goal in place of like segregation again.

00:49:07.920 Yeah.

00:49:08.280 Yeah.

00:49:09.040 Yeah.

00:49:09.300 It's a, it's a wild world, but if I have a six-year-old kid, I'm not going to risk it.

00:49:13.480 You know what I mean?

00:49:14.100 It's not exactly the time to like, the perfect example is, did you see that one article that

00:49:18.780 was like, uh, the woman, there was a woman who her mother was murdered, right?

00:49:25.380 By a black man who they kind of like tried to help out or something, got murdered.

00:49:30.260 Then he got paroled after like 25 years.

00:49:32.980 And then her daughter was like, all right, he's rehabilitated.

00:49:36.740 I'm going to give him a job at the same house.

00:49:38.460 Like it was like a bed and breakfast or something.

00:49:40.780 Maybe I might be getting the details wrong.

00:49:42.660 And the guy murdered her too.

00:49:45.400 So it's like, do you want to risk it?

00:49:47.680 Do you want to like feel good about yourself and risk it?

00:49:50.160 Or do you want to kind of make smart decisions and just, uh, reduce your downside as much

00:49:56.100 as possible?

00:49:56.680 Yeah.

00:49:57.080 And I'm at a downside reduction point in my life.

00:49:59.420 Me too.

00:50:00.060 Fool me twice.

00:50:01.020 The whole bloodline is removed.

00:50:02.640 Fool me twice.

00:50:03.300 You murdered a whole generation.

00:50:05.080 Yeah.

00:50:05.800 All right.

00:50:06.200 Next, there was a school fight where all the kids went feral.

00:50:10.160 Now, really quick before we play this, this is a school fight.

00:50:13.780 Everyone's going feral.

00:50:14.760 The person recording starts making animal sounds.

00:50:19.180 And I know that it's kind of like racially charged to make certain connections to certain

00:50:23.900 animals, to certain people.

00:50:25.060 I can't see the race of the person filming.

00:50:28.240 So if I say what animal sound, it sounds like it's not a race thing.

00:50:31.680 I don't even know who the person filming is.

00:50:33.760 Yeah.

00:50:34.280 So what animal sound do you hear from the filmer?

00:50:37.260 Let us know in the comments.

00:50:38.280 Oh, shit.

00:50:55.060 Oh, shit.

00:51:08.480 Oh, shit.

00:51:08.500 Oh, shit.

00:51:08.520 Oh, shit.

00:51:08.540 Oh, shit.

00:51:08.560 Oh, shit.

00:51:09.060 Oh, shit.

00:51:09.560 Oh, shit.

00:51:10.560 Oh, shit.

00:51:11.060 Oh, shit.

00:51:12.560 Yeah.

00:51:13.000 Actually, don't let us know in the comments.

00:51:15.180 Yeah.

00:51:15.600 Probably get in trouble.

00:51:16.840 That was bad.

00:51:18.440 That was really bad.

00:51:19.340 And since when did these 20 people turf wars become common in high schools, you know?

00:51:26.400 Why would you fight with 10 people on 10 people?

00:51:29.580 Like, this is crazy.

00:51:31.060 In high school, too.

00:51:32.160 I went to a high school that, you know, had some kids that were rough around the edges.

00:51:37.020 Every fight was at the park, behind the school, in the parking lot.

00:51:40.980 I've never seen a hallway or classroom fight in my whole life.

00:51:44.000 Yeah.

00:51:44.300 Lunch room, same for me.

00:51:45.740 Lunch room, nothing crazy.

00:51:47.000 Those kids are going to be in big trouble when dad gets home.

00:51:49.340 All right.

00:51:51.860 Next, the sucker punch prank goes horribly wrong.

00:51:54.820 This is why we don't do sucker punch pranks here on the show.

00:51:57.280 This could be an uplifting gold, I would argue.

00:52:07.160 Kind of.

00:52:08.260 Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

00:52:11.080 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he out, man.

00:52:13.820 Hey, no, no.

00:52:14.820 He down, man.

00:52:15.420 He down, man.

00:52:16.260 He down, bro.

00:52:17.640 He down, bro.

00:52:20.060 Subscribe to my channel.

00:52:22.260 Follow me on TikTok.

00:52:24.440 You're sleeping on the ground now because you were going to fake punch somebody who was

00:52:27.940 ready to throw down and had nothing to lose.

00:52:30.120 Time to go to sleep.

00:52:31.360 Yeah.

00:52:31.740 Time to go to sleep and see a doctor if the damage is permanent.

00:52:34.400 Teeth are gone.

00:52:35.180 Like, share, subscribe.

00:52:36.180 Yeah.

00:52:37.560 All right.

00:52:38.100 Next, the guy gets arrested.

00:52:40.480 That falls in the play stupid games, win stupid prizes category.

00:52:44.060 100p.

00:52:44.420 Obviously.

00:52:44.940 100p.

00:52:45.100 100p.

00:52:45.540 All right.

00:52:45.860 This guy who got arrested on a crime.

00:52:47.320 He was arrested for a crime spree.

00:52:49.320 Oh.

00:52:49.620 Oh.

00:52:49.640 He said, I'll be out in bail in 24 hours.

00:52:57.940 I'll be out on bail.

00:52:59.400 He knows.

00:53:00.180 The criminals know it.

00:53:01.200 They know what they're allowed to do and how quickly they'll be out.

00:53:04.660 I wonder if knowing that you'll be out fast makes you more or less likely to consider

00:53:11.000 committing a crime.

00:53:13.160 I just don't have the tools to guess that.

00:53:15.360 I don't want to guess.

00:53:16.280 Yeah.

00:53:16.420 It could be white supremacy if I guess.

00:53:18.060 And you know, there is a certain argument to be made for unreasonable detention and all

00:53:22.840 that.

00:53:23.340 Your right to a speedy trial, all those sort of things.

00:53:26.180 But it seems like all these cities have taken away the tools of judges to actually use their

00:53:32.120 discretion.

00:53:32.560 Like, let's figure out what this guy's crimes were and then make his bail a little harder

00:53:36.920 to get and all that.

00:53:38.540 They've taken those away.

00:53:40.180 And it's a lot of the same vein as like, oh, legalize heroin, legalize crystal meth,

00:53:47.800 legalize all drugs and see what happens.

00:53:49.880 It's like, if you do that and there's a guy who's high on crystal meth, right?

00:53:54.860 And he's causing problems and he's about to snap or he's like threatening, but not really

00:54:00.080 breaking too many laws.

00:54:01.220 Because it's like the ability to arrest him for possession of crystal meth is kind of

00:54:05.440 like a tool that police have at their disposal to deescalate something like that and get

00:54:09.660 bad guys off the street.

00:54:10.880 And get bad guys and, you know, process him for 24 hours, get him out.

00:54:13.700 He'll cool down.

00:54:14.480 You know, it's kind of like a tool or like you put him in jail and then it's like a

00:54:17.940 forced detox for a few days.

00:54:19.540 It's kind of a tool.

00:54:20.920 And so the same way that bail and that is a tool for judges to use their discretion.

00:54:27.880 And so they're kind of that trend is taking away the tools and just a default policy happening

00:54:32.360 that is not good for the community.

00:54:34.780 You know what I mean?

00:54:35.360 For the greater community.

00:54:36.400 Because obviously criminals just go out.

00:54:37.980 And, you know, if I'm on a crime spree and I'm about to get six years, why don't I just

00:54:42.320 do another crime?

00:54:43.660 You know?

00:54:43.960 Yeah.

00:54:44.560 And hopefully they don't get me.

00:54:46.000 So I think those kind of broad things like bail is not this, like Illinois did that law

00:54:50.840 about bail.

00:54:53.140 It's just not a good thing.

00:54:54.360 It takes away a tool.

00:54:55.880 Like, yeah, obviously if someone gets caught on like a weird crime that's like, we'll see

00:54:59.740 in court, like, yeah, don't give them bail.

00:55:02.220 It's like a first time offender who got into a weird fight with someone and we'll wait for

00:55:07.160 the details in court.

00:55:08.300 Sure.

00:55:08.800 That's a good example.

00:55:10.060 But, you know, career criminals, things like that.

00:55:12.780 It's like, it doesn't hurt to have them in a cell for 10 days while they scramble to get

00:55:16.360 bail money.

00:55:17.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:17.940 We used to have a serious justice system.

00:55:20.160 Like that guy getting arrested, he's not going, oh, I'm innocent until proven guilty.

00:55:23.520 I didn't do it.

00:55:24.420 He's going, yeah, I did it, but I'll be out.

00:55:26.380 I'll be out.

00:55:27.080 Exactly.

00:55:27.560 It's not like, you know, the way the system was actually created.

00:55:30.340 He says, oh, I know the rules.

00:55:31.540 I'll be out in 24 hours on bail.

00:55:33.220 Exactly.

00:55:33.740 It doesn't matter his guilt, innocence, or in between.

00:55:37.000 Yep, exactly.

00:55:37.720 All right.

00:55:37.920 Last clip of Urban Decay, kid on the tablet and the phone.

00:55:46.420 This is the future that Klaus Schwab wants.

00:55:50.500 Kids in a pod.

00:55:52.080 Yep.

00:55:52.500 The only thing that could make this better for Klaus is like some bug, Soylent thing

00:55:56.480 with like a hamster feeder in the side.

00:55:58.620 Yeah.

00:55:58.960 And look it, he's got his WWE ring on the side.

00:56:02.520 You see that?

00:56:03.800 So he can play with that when the TikToks get too boring.

00:56:06.740 God knows what TikToks are being shown to this kid.

00:56:10.000 We saw what YouTube is showing to kids by that Aldo Budazzoni viral thread.

00:56:15.640 If any of you guys saw that, Aldo had a good thread showing what sort of videos YouTube

00:56:19.980 was instantly recommending to kids if you started a kid's profile.

00:56:23.640 Uh, and it's dark, nothing's safe anymore.

00:56:26.420 It's all gay stuff, pronoun stuff, shit that is going to waste your child's time and rot

00:56:31.820 their brain and make them unproductive.

00:56:34.320 Yeah.

00:56:34.620 And with that stuff, with that kind of stuff that, uh, I know I'm going off topic here,

00:56:38.620 but with that kind of stuff, um, again, we always talk about the opportunity cost.

00:56:43.520 If your brain is filled with gender nonsense, then it's not going to be filled with useful

00:56:48.000 math.

00:56:48.540 It's not going to be filled with like crocheting or something.

00:56:52.000 Like a lot of those girls, that leftist girl who looked like a lizard demon.

00:56:54.900 Yeah.

00:56:55.120 It's like she's, she didn't develop any skills during that time.

00:56:58.360 It's all just body modification.

00:56:59.780 And you know, that's ruining something instead of like building something or acquiring skills

00:57:04.480 over time.

00:57:05.040 You're just over time ruining the perfect body and God's creation, God created.

00:57:10.920 And that kid is kind of like, you know, has the tism a little bit where he's like, boom,

00:57:15.500 boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, swipe, swipe, swipe.

00:57:17.480 Yeah.

00:57:17.720 And if it's funny enough to film and be like, man, look at this kid.

00:57:20.580 It's, it's like a serious thing.

00:57:22.600 Yeah.

00:57:22.820 Right.

00:57:23.020 Very serious.

00:57:24.000 All right.

00:57:24.280 That's the end of urban decay.

00:57:25.500 We're not rolling into uplifting gold.

00:57:27.260 Our first clip of uplifting gold is the people in Detroit protecting the women pumping gas

00:57:32.780 at night.

00:57:33.380 Yep.

00:57:34.340 This is uplifting.

00:57:35.740 So these guys have nice rifles.

00:57:38.140 They're open carrying.

00:57:39.580 They're helping people pump gas at a presumably dangerous gas station.

00:57:44.460 Helping the ladies, making sure everyone's safe, helping them with the groceries, pump

00:57:48.280 their gas.

00:57:49.380 The brothers of new air to Detroit is what they're called.

00:57:51.860 Good.

00:57:52.700 Yeah.

00:57:52.900 That's great.

00:57:53.400 And everyone tries to say like, Oh, second amendment until black people get the guns.

00:57:57.060 It's like black people already have a lot of guns.

00:57:59.180 I love this.

00:57:59.920 I love seeing this.

00:58:00.620 This is great.

00:58:01.360 And there's also black people that are using guns for crimes and that's the bad stuff.

00:58:04.860 Yeah.

00:58:05.260 But the whole idea that like second amendment is just for white people and like hunters

00:58:08.780 or whatever is a very stupid way to look at it.

00:58:11.100 Yeah.

00:58:11.540 So what do we think?

00:58:12.280 Is there some sort of like white supremacist enclave right by Detroit?

00:58:15.120 Like probably try to hide from Nazis or something.

00:58:16.840 Yeah.

00:58:16.960 It's like a neo-Nazi problem over there.

00:58:18.360 Yeah.

00:58:18.660 Yeah.

00:58:18.780 That's what Don Lemon says.

00:58:19.940 Yeah.

00:58:20.620 That makes sense.

00:58:21.380 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:22.180 Next uplifting gold, garbage man found money in the trash.

00:58:26.900 This is the dream.

00:58:28.400 This is really the dream.

00:58:29.420 You know, it's crazy whenever you're a garbage man because somebody throws a damn mattress

00:58:34.140 away and a bed frame and all this falls out.

00:58:45.140 Someone threw an old mattress and a bed frame and got thrown away and there's all this money

00:58:49.940 in it.

00:58:52.200 Hey, one man's trash is a tread.

00:58:55.200 That was a trash bit and I laughed it out too loud.

00:58:57.580 But yeah, hey, what a day.

00:59:00.480 Good for you, garbage man.

00:59:01.620 Garbage man needs some love too and getting lucky.

00:59:04.040 Everybody needs to get lucky.

00:59:05.280 Yeah.

00:59:05.460 If you're a garbage man and someone's throwing away a dead person's bed, like an old person

00:59:10.960 died in the house and everything's getting thrown out and the bed's getting thrown out,

00:59:14.920 you got to think about the mattress money.

00:59:17.300 You know what's sad to think about is that generation is going to be done soon.

00:59:21.480 You know, like no millennials are hiding cash in a mattress.

00:59:25.900 Yeah, it's true.

00:59:26.540 It's your schizo or something.

00:59:28.100 Yeah.

00:59:28.600 So this is their last chance.

00:59:30.320 This is your last chance.

00:59:31.140 Last generation.

00:59:32.200 All right.

00:59:32.740 Next.

00:59:33.680 This next story is kind of like we spoke about earlier about people living their delusions

00:59:37.900 and just going for it.

00:59:39.640 A school worker tried to heist $1.5 million worth of chicken wings.

00:59:44.140 Yeah.

00:59:45.060 And I'm just going to go through the facts here.

00:59:47.320 Suburban school worker charged with stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from district.

00:59:51.500 So this woman is like a 66-year-old lunch lady, procurement person for the school district.

00:59:57.740 And she ordered gigantic orders of chicken wings from one of the distributors that the school uses.

01:00:07.080 And the first red flag is you can't serve food with bones in it to students.

01:00:14.600 So right off the bat, it's a red flag.

01:00:16.960 Then an auditor was doing a standard mid-year review of their finances and said,

01:00:23.280 we're only halfway through the year and we're $300,000 over our budget.

01:00:27.860 What happened?

01:00:29.660 And so like this is kind of the worst criminal of all time.

01:00:32.380 Then they went to the distributor and said, hey, what happened?

01:00:36.240 Like, this is crazy.

01:00:37.440 What do we order?

01:00:38.800 And he goes, oh, yeah, we all know about this.

01:00:41.780 That woman's been ordering a disgusting amount of chicken wings every month.

01:00:44.840 We all know and talk about it.

01:00:46.800 So it was like on every level of the thing, she was never had a chance.

01:00:50.160 She was destined to get caught and just didn't care.

01:00:52.340 Half-baked idea for her heist.

01:00:54.500 She had a little heist where it's like, oh, I'll use the school ordering system

01:00:57.500 and I'll use the school's money and I'll get my own chicken wings

01:01:00.060 and what, sell it to the restaurants or whatever?

01:01:01.840 Yeah, sell it.

01:01:02.340 I'm assuming we don't know what happened to the chicken wings.

01:01:04.180 But you never had a chance.

01:01:05.420 $300,000 over budget halfway through the year and you can't serve food with bones in it.

01:01:09.820 So immediately, red flag, red flag, red flag, bad heist.

01:01:13.800 Never had a chance.

01:01:15.040 Immediately ratted out by the distributors.

01:01:16.980 Immediately ratted out.

01:01:17.800 But I respect it and that's why it's uplifting gold because people are still going for it.

01:01:21.520 And I love a good heist.

01:01:23.340 I love a good, hey, man, this is what we're going to do.

01:01:25.420 We're going to meet here, do this, sign that, take this, sell it to here.

01:01:28.480 I love a good heist spiral.

01:01:31.240 But you have to kind of think it through a little more than that.

01:01:34.860 Yeah.

01:01:35.000 I would immediately, before I even read the details,

01:01:37.520 I thought the same thing where it's like, I've never had chicken wings in school.

01:01:40.920 They don't serve bones.

01:01:42.540 People, kids could choke.

01:01:43.540 Yeah.

01:01:44.220 That's not like a hearty meal either.

01:01:46.000 What, three chicken wings?

01:01:46.880 They don't want the liability, so kids don't even get bones.

01:01:49.780 So immediate red flag everywhere.

01:01:51.160 And she should know that too because she works in the school's food department.

01:01:54.800 Yeah.

01:01:55.360 But I guess she didn't think it that far through.

01:01:57.140 She got ahead of herself and I don't think she was very smart.

01:01:59.900 Yeah.

01:02:00.220 She's trying to make a delusion a reality, make all that money.

01:02:03.000 It almost worked.

01:02:03.960 I respect the attempted heist.

01:02:05.620 Okay.

01:02:06.320 Next clip of Uplifting Gold, wood flies through the window.

01:02:10.940 This is some Final Destination-ish.

01:02:12.300 Oh, look at that.

01:02:19.580 You're dead as fuck if you're in that seat.

01:02:22.080 Yeah.

01:02:22.340 I actually wonder.

01:02:23.320 I wonder.

01:02:24.480 Because it went through the seat a little bit, but how far does that go through your chest?

01:02:28.640 I think enough to really fuck up your day.

01:02:30.660 Yeah, you'd be fucked up for sure.

01:02:31.960 But I don't know if it's a pure puncture dead guy.

01:02:34.860 Eh, 60 miles an hour, 70 miles an hour.

01:02:36.880 That's crazy.

01:02:37.720 TBD, but lucky your wife wasn't there that day.

01:02:40.560 Yeah, uplifting because it's not you.

01:02:43.300 Yeah.

01:02:43.940 Last piece of Uplifting Gold.

01:02:45.960 That'll make someone be thankful really quick.

01:02:47.840 Yeah.

01:02:48.020 It's like those type of events, like those near misses are more than like a good thing

01:02:52.980 happening to you.

01:02:53.680 Like a good thing happens to you and you're pretty thankful, a cheating death moment and

01:02:58.060 you're like, whoo.

01:02:59.040 Yeah.

01:02:59.420 That's a different level.

01:03:00.180 That's big squirts.

01:03:01.600 That's big squirts.

01:03:02.740 All right.

01:03:03.260 Last clip, little kid skiing.

01:03:05.340 Let's end it on a very high note.

01:03:06.780 Look at this kid.

01:03:11.220 Ripping it down the mountain.

01:03:14.420 Skirt.

01:03:16.340 Look at that.

01:03:17.380 What a fun day.

01:03:18.380 The kids graded skiing.

01:03:19.480 Everyone's laughing and having fun.

01:03:21.280 Kid's like six years old.

01:03:22.700 Isn't that nice?

01:03:23.740 It is nice.

01:03:24.880 Well.

01:03:25.440 They haven't taken that from us yet.

01:03:26.920 Yeah.

01:03:27.460 That kid will be trans soon.

01:03:30.320 Well, that's it.

01:03:32.040 Anything else before we go?

01:03:33.640 No, I don't have anything else.

01:03:35.300 Neither do I.

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