PRANK GOES HORRIBLY WRONG
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1 hour and 4 minutes
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Summary
A group of students goes feral in a school fight, we ll try to figure out what kind of animal sounds they re making, a sucker punch prank goes horribly wrong, Twerking is now considered anti-racist, and last but not least, The Sims is just another reason to not give your kid an iPad.
Transcript
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All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 67. Today on the show,
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a group of students goes feral in a school fight. We'll try to figure out what kind of
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animal sounds they're making. A sucker punch prank goes horribly wrong in this week's Urban Decay.
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Twerking is now considered anti-racist in this week's Cringe of the Week. And last but not least,
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The Sims is just another reason to not give your kid an iPad. All this and more. It's Fluckus
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Talks, a podcast, episode 67. Ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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I know we do the bit every week and it's not usually one for one. Sometimes it is,
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housekeeping. All right, let's get into the action. We have a very important housekeeping,
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as usual. Guys, the things causing heart attacks and blood clots this week. This one actually rings
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a little more true. Multiple vaccines in one day. Yeah. Finally. Guys, finally. We got to take a
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dub, right? Getting Pfizer's COVID booster and flu vaccine on the same day may raise the risk of a
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stroke, FDA says. May. Dude, they admit it. Oh my God, they admit it. Maybe your sarcasm could do it,
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taking a weird nap or a cold shower, but get a couple vaccines in a day. That could do it too.
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That may do it too. That may. That's all they gave us, may. Another thing causing heart attacks and
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blood clots is the common cold. There was an MSNBC reporter who's having some health problems.
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Very sad to hear. Hope they get better. But here's what they said about how they got these issues.
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Many of you have wondered why I have been off the air for a little while. Well, I have been dealing
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with a little bit of a health scare. I woke up with severe pains, both in my chest and my left
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shoulder. And it was like a tightening in my chest when I took deep breaths. That got worse when I was
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laying flat. I knew enough at that moment to understand that it could mean, could is the key word
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here that I was having a heart attack, especially because it was happening in the left part of my
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shoulder. I want to remind you, I run seven miles three to four times a week, or I did. I do yoga.
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I don't eat meat. I don't smoke. I was diagnosed with pericarditis, inflammation of the lining of my
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heart brought on by a virus, a literal common cold. Common cold is now what's causing heart problems.
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She got pericarditis and then she got myocarditis after.
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That's tough to just go out and pitch that to the world, you know, to just go and say,
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and guess what it was from? I know, we know the common cold, common cold. Like who, who are you
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colluding with? Your doctor said that was the common cold. And that like, I just don't get it.
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The guy behind the camera is like holding the stuff and he's like common cold. Yeah. Like it was
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reflux a month ago on December. And then like all of a sudden, like the doctors are guess playing the
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guessing game on what it is. Turns out it's pericarditis and myocarditis, but they know exactly where it
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came from. The common cold. Yeah. So watch out guys. I just got the common cold the other day.
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Yeah. I'm still getting over it. Yep. Your heart's about to explode in your chest because you don't
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run seven miles a day or do yoga. That's so true. So yeah, I'm on the watch list. Episode, last
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episode guys. Nice knowing everybody. All right, moving on. We have a quick Richard Rapoy doppelganger
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this week. Take a quick look. It's Greta Thunberg with the beard. That's you. All right. Thank you.
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Fat Greta Thunberg. With the beard, Richard Rapoy, same glasses. You know, it's funny. Like we've,
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we find a lot of doppelgangers for both of us. There's a lot more you types out there than me's.
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So you're working hard to find this. I could throw up any like Middle Eastern guy,
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fat Middle Eastern guy, but I haven't seen the same data. Okay. Okay. I just keep every week we cover
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you. Yeah. All right, fine. I'll take it. And I take it. I'm a good sport. Yeah, you are very good.
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All right. Moving on. We have a very important housekeeping guys. Today is the sixth anniversary
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of Fleckus Talks. The channel? The channel. Wow. Congratulations. That's a nice amount of time.
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Yep. First video came out first week of February, uh, 2017. We covered the LAX protest,
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uh, and then Muslim band, the Muslim band with the D at the end. Yeah. And then, uh, obviously we did a
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bunch of street videos and now we're here with the show, Fleckus Talks, the podcast. We've come a long
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way. And a lot of things have changed in the years. I think this year, especially, uh, considering how
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out of hand the world has gotten, uh, is kind of like a more delusional year. I like really recommend
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to people to live out their delusions. I think the world is going to keep doing what the world does.
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They're going to keep stealing the money and trying to kill everybody and ruin everyone's life and make
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you eat bugs. And I used to live a life where I would think to myself, Hey, once all these problems in
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the world are solved, then I'll start living my life like a normal person. And I kind of realized
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he can't do that because it takes so long. It's such a generational fix that if you don't live
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your life and wait to live your life for when everything's fixed, you'll actually let the
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powers that be steal your life too. That's very true. Along with everything else. So I'm very much
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recommending everyone lives a life of making their delusions a reality. You guys know, in Nuka
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Tidawan, the singer, he was a popular meme, a global face recognized by everybody. He was going
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really viral, really big meme guy. And I saw him. And if I was living a sad life where I thought
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nothing was possible, I would never reach out to him. I would never try to meet him or have him say
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anything about me. Instead, the opposite happened. We reached out to Anouk. He's a nice friend of mine
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now. And he even said, Fluckus Talks the podcast. Yeah. So that was me having a delusion, a Nuka
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Tidawan Fluckus Talks podcast collab, and then going out and getting it. And looking back, it's probably
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the best thing I've ever done. The best thing you've ever done. Yeah. So delusions, era of delusions,
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reach high, reach way higher than you can, you think you can. And maybe you'll fall somewhere in
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the middle, right? Exactly. Exactly. Because if we wait to, or like, if we only get our squirts from things
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like Donald Trump getting back into office, or making a ton of money, or the, you know, the
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globalists losing, we're never going to really get our squirts. But if you obsess over little things,
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so for example, I, as everyone knows, am obsessed with Rob Smith. And so with Rob Smith stuff, it's
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like, I can watch Rob Smith's every move and really enjoy my life. I can decorate my house with Rob stuff.
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And that's like so much better than, you know, trying to have these bigger, unaccomplishable goals.
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And then I waste my whole life trying to get there. Yeah.
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Does that make sense? A little bit, a little bit. I think, you know, people need to swap in
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their little delusions for yours, because yours are very specific and not very good. And I agree
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with what you're saying about like, not waiting to live your life. And honestly, living your life in
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a certain kind of way, raising a family, not propagandizing them, you know, living like a
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family would in 1980 is a great way to actually play offense against those types of people.
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Yeah. You know what I mean? Exactly. Because they're going to try to have a kid when you're
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not like, when you're not financially exactly sure, have a little faith, you know, like go
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outside your comfort zone and be like, I don't know. I don't want a kid right now. I can't bring
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them into this world. It's like, just do it. You'll figure it out. Right. Like, isn't that
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centuries of humanity have done that? So yeah, that's more what I'm saying. Fleckis is saying
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like, go DM a nuke and like, uh, Kapakulik and stuff. Like go reach out to your internet
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friends, but, uh, live, you know, do something crazy. Delusions. Find something that you,
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your friends and family can all mutually obsess over. That is a low stakes thing. And then
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go obsess over it. It's so much more fun to live that way. Otherwise you're sad. And then
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they, they'll just keep taking everything and eventually they will. And then you'll have
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nothing and you'll just be sad the whole time. They can't take Rob Smith from me. Yeah.
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Because that's such like a weird random side character in the whole game that like they
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can take Donald Trump from me. They can S T E A L and election. They could make everyone
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put shots in their arm. They can take all your money again, but you can't take away me caring
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about what Rob Smith's doing, taking trips to LA, having meetings, drinking in Manhattan.
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Yeah. You can't take that from me. Yeah. You can't steal that content. So I recommend everyone
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get some stuff that they care about in a weird way that the, that the realm, the realm workers
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can't steal from them. Does that make sense? It's pretty schizophrenic, but yeah. Yeah. But
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it's the 2023 year of delusions and it's like schizo season. And speaking of schizo, you know
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how the dictionary, you know, dictionary.com or whatever, and all the big dictionary companies
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every year, they add new words to the dictionary. They add side hustle, they add twerk or they add
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whatever. And it's all like a super lame, like, you know, slay is in the dictionary or like stupid
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words like that. Exactly. So I have a list of words that are real words already, but I want these
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words to be more popular. And I think they're going to be more popular coming in this year
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specifically. I have a list of six words. The first one schizo, and that's someone thinking beyond
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3d. Yeah. Okay. Schizo is that, that was going to move with or without us, but we like it. Might
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as well attach to it. Might as well be the, take credit for why the schizo is coming back. Number
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two, spiral or spiraling. That's someone who's connecting dots that may or may not be there.
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The schizo was spiraling about the COVID vaccine. Exactly. Using a sentence. Number three, manic. And
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that's someone who's losing it. Maybe if you spiral too much or you're a little, uh, like member,
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uh, Neil deGrasse Tyson, he's manic. It's all like squirrely and I'll use it in a sentence.
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Oh boy. Dash Dabrowski is getting manic today about Donald Trump. You know, exactly. High energy,
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uh, out of control, out of control. And these are a lot of these words are words you can use
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to describe like leftists. So that's kind of why they're relevant, uh, in 2023. Number four,
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twink. And this is not an offensive word. This is just a word for a little gay boy. Yeah. They
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go by it. They call themselves twinks. They all are twinks. Twink. And part of the,
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part of using twink is misusing it. You just call any sort of twink a twink. Yep. Um, it,
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it doesn't have to match the gay community's definition. We're taking it back for ourselves
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and using it as a semi derogator. Yeah. I won't say that, but you know, it's, it's got a little
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connotation to it. It's on the edge and we can't say the word that means cigarettes. Yeah. In England
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anymore. So we'll just use a word that they're okay with. And if they want to take it back off the
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list of what you're allowed to say, go ahead. I'll use it in a sentence. Uh, oh yeah. A bunch
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of twinks got the monkey pox vaccine here last week. Perfect. Um, and then also my goal with twink
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is to get it banned, like a bad word, like use it so much that they're like, all right, you can't
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just say twink anymore. Yeah, exactly. That's a great idea. Uh, number five on tilt. And that's
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someone who's out of control and irrational, probably from spiraling. Exactly. And on tilt is kind
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of like a poker term, but, uh, we want to use it for broader things. Like if some guy just broke up
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with his girlfriend or his girlfriend dumped him and he starts acting really weird with a bunch of
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girls or like trying to like get with other girls or something, he's on tilt. He's not acting how he
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normally would because of a previous like, uh, incident, you know what I mean? So something can
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put you on tilt. Uh, you know what I mean? Exactly. I think that's a good use and you see it a lot,
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you know, certain politicians go on tilt. Adam Schiff's been on tilt for a while,
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you know, stuff like that. Exactly. That's a great example. And then the last word that I want
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to bring is a kind of a word that we've created pets. These are unique people in your life or on
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the internet that you follow every move of like they're a TV show and you watch them like they're
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a TV show. Yeah. So that's pets. Those are the six words that I want to bring back or make more
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popular or I think are going to become more popular in the coming months. Yep. Um, and also
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with that, there's gonna be a very obscure part of the internet that's coming to a lot of the stuff
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that's being entered. That's like entertaining and people are enjoying comedy wise is becoming like
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this schizo stuff, this schizo dark, deep fried internet shit. Yeah. So that's what's coming. All
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right. That's the end of that. We are still in housekeeping. We have a page and a half of
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housekeeping left next guys. We always give advice in the show and we hope you take it this week's
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advice. Never flip your shit too early. Okay. You might not know what that means, but I'll give
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you three examples. Example number one, scooter guy. Here he goes flipped his shit too early.
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Knocked out. Number two, the snowboarder. He's going, you are now free to float.
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Yeah. Flipped his shit too early. Now he's dead. Stiff, stiff in the air. Yeah. Fell asleep in the
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air. Uh, and number three, the guy who falls on the deck. Not really the same thing. Not really
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the same thing at all. I didn't agree with adding this, but not really the same thing. So it's mostly
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the first two. Never flip your shit too early. Yeah. So the, the group of watchers who do stunties
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and stuff, remember, don't flip your shit too early because you could get KO'd on the initial
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ramp. And most people don't know that. Yeah. That's a very rare thing to happen, but it is
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very possible. All right. We're still in housekeeping next. Are gay people faking the voice?
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I think so. That's the question of the day. Uh, there was a post that was done, uh, by a Chinese
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donut boy affiliate within the Fluckus universe, a new page that just popped up called dark humor
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deli. Uh, and they posted, I think gay people are faking the voice. And I agree, you know,
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people don't come out of the womb with that affectation, right? A hundred percent. Um, and
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so we're all about anecdotal evidence here on the show. Right. Um, and so someone sent us
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this Reddit post that kind of is enough for us, right? Let's hear it. It goes, I think it's
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definitely an affectation as a nurse. I see people come out of anesthesia on a daily basis.
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When people are groggy, they still have their Southern accents or their New York accents,
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but gay people do not speak that way. When they're coming out of anesthesia,
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they sound normal. Gradually. The gay accent comes back as they fully wake up.
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So they wake up like, Oh, what happened? What happened? And then they, how'd the button plants go?
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How's the BBL? Yep. Pretty much. So there you have it. Let us know in the comments,
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if you agree, do you think gay people are faking the voice? I obviously say yes,
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of course they are. Yeah. That doesn't kind of be cute. Well, they're trying to be cute.
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They're trying to signal to each other, right? Like it's kind of like a, Hey Michael in the
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workplace. And it's like, yeah, I'm, I'm one of you. Um, stuff. Yeah. But yeah, I mean,
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it makes sense, right? Like it's more of a, like a sociology thing than it is like a genetic
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or anything. Obviously you're smart with stuff like that. Sociology. You said that's a good,
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yeah, that's like a good reference. All right. Sociology is like the broadest subject ever,
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but yes, it's like a study of human behavior. You know, it's like a anthropological thing.
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Smart guy. No, I studied that in college. I took like a couple of sociology classes.
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He's Ivy league educated. Yep. So are you? Well, yeah, you're the brain dead one.
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I just never, I just didn't go to it enough. I just didn't go. Yeah. I feel bad about it now.
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So, uh, fact check. Gay guys are faking the accent. True. Yeah. A hundred percent true. All right.
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Next. Um, the black history month question. Yeah. Let's let, let her up. Yeah. Of course.
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You just say water or black history month. Yeah. Black history month. Why black history month?
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Because it's important to history, let alone culture and literally everything that is in the world
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has come from some different part. White people are entitled.
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What a loser. Water or black history month. And you can't even just give an answer that literally
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keeps you alive. Yeah. You can't say, uh, water or black history month. Hmm. Let's keep black history
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month and just watch everybody die. Let's watch every single person on earth die, but the blacks
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will be honored in February. Yeah. For the first nine days until everyone's dead. Yeah. Um, all right.
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That's your brain on like social justice. It's like nothing. You know, you notice how the logic goes
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out and it's just nothing. It doesn't matter. It's a black person asking me about a black issue. I have
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to double down. Yeah. I can't save the world. 7 billion people. Thanos snap. Especially if you're
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like a, they type like that person was. Yeah. Golgi body. Yeah. Golgi body. They, them. Um,
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all right, Richard Rap boy, 10 grand or black history month, 10 grand. You could, you could say
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this coffee or black history month. And I, uh, it's the coffee step in a puddle and get a wet soccer
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black history month, black history month. Okay. So like I'm consistent. He's reasonable. Keep going.
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He's reasonable. Uh, sprained ankle or black history month, black history month. What's the choice
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there? Well, I just didn't know if you hated black history. No, no, no, no. Black history
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month doesn't bother me. They don't do anything. They took the shortest month. It's white people
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kind of make it like a, you know, if white people run a town hall, they'll do a little
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celebration or something. Who cares? All right. Speaking of black history month, uh, in new
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Orleans, kind of near where we live, there was a huge mural that was just painted over the
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other day, uh, and has since been tagged by some sort of street gang. Um, but there was
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a mural that was painted over, but before it was painted over, the mural was of three black
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high school graduates. And there's a huge, it's like a 40 foot wall. And the entire mural was like
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three black teenagers with cap and gown. Yeah. And I was thinking like butterflies and flowers in the
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background. And it was like, you can do it. Like we was Kings or whatever. And I was looking at it
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and I'm thinking to myself, if the mural in your town is of a black person graduating high school,
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isn't that kind of like a ceiling? Isn't that kind of like not shooting high enough? Isn't that saying,
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Hey, young black child, if you graduate high school, you're like, you're a mural. You're on
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the wall. Yeah. You're 40 feet tall. And it's like graduating high school. They don't even let kids
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fail at a high school anymore. Oh yeah. So it's like art should be excellence in my mind. It should be
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beauty. It should be excellence. It should be like melted, boiled down a hundred percent pure truth
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should be art. But then you have stuff like this where the art is like an average accomplishment.
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Like if someone's graduated high school and they really were like, Oh, we're so, so, so proud of
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you. Wouldn't you be like, Hey, maybe I could go to med school. I could be a doctor. I could be a
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lawyer. Why are you so proud that I graduated high school? That's like nothing. Yeah. So that that's kind
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of interesting. It's not a picture of a doctor or an astronaut or a lawyer. It's a picture of
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high school kids that graduated and everyone graduates. You can have like a 2.0 average and
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you graduate. And you, you know, what my thought on this was is the art just isn't that good. Like
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the, the, the, what do you call it? The like composition is good. The faces look good. The
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hats look good, whatever. But the art itself is like heavy handed, right? We're going to put
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three black people in college grounds or graduation gowns. And it's like, couldn't you have been
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more subtle? Couldn't you have done something like more unique or subversive instead of just
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like propaganda poster almost? I don't, I don't that. So that's what I thought at first. It
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was just heavy handed, heavy handed, right on the nose, setting the bar very low. Yeah.
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Setting the bar very low is the problem. Oh, high school. If you graduate high school, man,
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you're on the wall. You did it. Yeah. It's like, dude, graduate high school is the easiest
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thing ever. You literally have to be like a 70 IQ sociopath to fail out of high school. Or like
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you don't go to class. Yeah. And then you're just like, Hey, you legally didn't go enough days.
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Yeah. Exactly. Sorry. So yeah, let's, let's strive for a little more New Orleans. I know the streets
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are all fucked up and the, and the mayor's a joke, but let's, let's try and not kill each other and
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not assume graduating high school is good. And we'll probably update on one of the next episodes,
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what they replace it with. Yeah. They're building it now. They painted it white. It was all big white
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wall. And then overnight some gang people tagged it up. Yeah. It was tagged by multiple graffiti
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artists. Um, all right, next we are still in housekeeping. Let's see. What do we have here?
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This said, you told me about this big three. What does that mean? Yeah. There's a new big three in
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New York. All right. Okay. You know, basketball, the big three, like everybody's going for three,
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LeBron, Bosch and, uh, D Wade. Well, um, Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman. That's a big
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three. New York. What would it be? It would, okay. I get what you're saying. So the big three in New
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York. Yeah. So this is them. That's the big three in New York. And I will give you a hundred dollars
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if you can name any one of them. Oh man. What's the team name? New York. What? I don't even know.
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New York Liberty. Could be. Okay. Three. And I have to name one for a hundred dollars. Okay. Any one
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of them you can say, if I get them all, we'll get $300. Yeah, sure. Sure. Um, uh, web. First name?
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Emily. Emily Webb. All right. Who, which one was that? The middle. Okay. And then who else you got?
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Any other guesses? Um, guess all three if you want. I can only guess Emily Webb. All right.
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No, wrong. Um, I actually don't know any of their names too, but I know it's not Emily Webb.
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So, uh, you weren't going to pay me. Yeah. You knew I knew I'd ever had a chance. It was a bluff.
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And in sports center says there's a new big three. New York is there. Should we play the other sports
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center clip? The racist one? Yeah. Yeah. Rap Boy posted this, uh, today.
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You are white. I am black. White supremacy. Slave trade. Because you're white. Racial discrimination.
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African Americans. Black women. White privilege. White privilege. White privilege. White people
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should feel a certain amount of guilt. Black men. White analysts. Black dude. Racism. White dude. I am
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a black man. My blackness. A lot of racists out there. Racist. Racist. Racist. Racist. So, we lost sports.
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Yeah. Well, you know, we didn't lose sports, but we certainly lost the narrative around sports.
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They took that really quick. We lost the parent companies probably. I'm sure Disney owns all
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that. Disney owns ESPN. So, everyone's a Muppet owned by the, owned by Disney. Yeah. They like
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turning their employees into Muppets. You know, they had a winning formula with the Muppets. So,
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they decided, why don't we, why don't we expand that? Yeah. Very true. Um, another thing we lost,
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our last piece of housekeeping, uh, Guinness Book of World Records. We lost it. We lost it. Do you
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guys remember the golden era? Of course. Giant book in your library. You're supposed to read
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something, but you just opened that book. You started looking at the small world, smallest man.
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Yep. Smallest guy, tallest guy, fattest guy, jumpiest guy, fastest guy, oldest guy. Most expensive car,
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most expensive, like single meal, you know, like all this building crazy, like extremes, right?
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Real stuff. Real tangible stuff that is clearly the whatever-est in the world.
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Now, yeah, now, here's the world record for most fist bumps in 30 seconds.
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We could do that. We could beat this tomorrow. They're not even going fast. And the, and the guy,
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there's two people doing it. So, the person on the left should get credit too. I think so. I think
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they probably did. But he wears a polo and thinks that he's got the record. He wore the athletic
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fit. So, but that's the thing. Um, do you guys remember Rob Dyrdek fantasy factory thing? I
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remember he called out a Guinness Book of World Records, like analyst or host, like they need a
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witness for some of these. Um, and he's just like, okay, most ollies in 30 seconds. And then it's like,
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okay, most, uh, bananas eaten in two minutes. And it's like, you just change all these parameters
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and then you get into the Guinness Book of World Records because nobody ever tried to eat most
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bananas in two minutes before. Yeah. So, it's like, they're basically inventing a category
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to be a Guinness, uh, world record holder. Yeah. And it's trash. And they ruined it. Yeah. They
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ruined it. Another thing that got sold out. I'm sure what Disney owns that too. We actually might
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have to look into that. I bet it does. Who owns Guinness Book of World Records?
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Nope. Not Disney. The Jim Pattinson group. Okay. Well, we'll look into that. Yeah. Yeah. We'll
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see who Jim Pattinson's what he's up to. Um, all right. That takes us out of housekeeping.
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That was a very important housekeeping. One of our best. And we are moving now into cringe
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of the week. All right. Our first clip of cringe of the week, uh, trans ice skating, similar
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to Guinness Book of World Records, where nothing's actually about excellence anymore.
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So, this is a trans ice skater. It's a 57 year old man. 57. I think it's gotta be a bit
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in their trolling. And they're not even good at ice skating. They fall down and they can't
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get up. This is how I ice skate. This is how I would ice skate. Can't even get up. Can't
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even get up. And they come and pull her up. That's enough. Pull her up. 57 year old man.
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So yeah, everything's a charity now. Nothing is about actual excellence. Kind of like what
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we said about the Guinness Book of World Records. That was a diversity, equity, inclusion
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part. So like that person is not like a, uh, uh, on the team or whatever. That was like
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a virtue signal thing. But now whenever there are these events, like we used to have like
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an ice skating thing or a ceremony, instead of like promoting excellence, these are our
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best people. These are our best athletes. You'd have like a kid who was like good for
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their age. Exactly. And it would go, wow, look at that kid. This is the next best ice skater
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ever. And instead now everything's just an opportunity to honor people with like mental
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problems, I guess. It feels like we're living in kind of like a make a wish society now.
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Yeah. You know, hand the ball off to the kid with down syndrome, let him get a touchdown.
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Okay. Fine. But it seems to be happening way too much. Um, the 57 year old man wants to
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be a woman in figure skate. Yep. You know, it's like we're, we're granting wishes out
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here. Yeah. Why would a 57 year old anything ever come to the thing? That's like a grandparent.
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Yeah, exactly. And now they're front and center. Uh, and basically like we've said, everything
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that was once about greatness or once about excelling or being the best is now an opportunity
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to honor people with mental problems. The new Burberry ad that just came out. Yeah. Burberry
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is like what a sophisticated rich person's company is supposed to be. Yeah. They're you're paying
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like a 200% markup to wear the Burberry brand. Right. Yeah. And, and you've tried to advertise
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to people who want to look like they're old money rich. Yeah. And now it's just got trans people
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kissing put two freaks with a chopped off boobs. Yeah. With, with chest marks and they're kissing,
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uh, make a wish modeling, make a wish, uh, fat models to like, it's just like, Hey, what's
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up? Uh, are you terminally ill? No. Are you mentally ill? Yes. I think I'm a lady. Let's
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get you in. Let's get your dream to come true. Let's get you on the cover of a magazine. And
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it's funny. We have a friend who's like a model or whatever. And she said that because
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she's like traditionally good looking, she can no longer get like gigs or models or contracts
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because everything's going to the freaks with like the shaved heads and the chest scars.
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Yeah. And it's funny because like, there's no work involved. All you have to do is get
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the chest scars. You know, it's not like you need to be fit and have the chest scars. It's
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not like you need to actually look like a man and have the chest scars. It's just have the
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chest scars. Yeah. Thank you. And it used to be, you need to be a model. You need to
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be like perfectly thin. You need to watch everything you eat. You need to know how to
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walk. You need to know how to wear clothes and style yourself. Now it's just like, you
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got to be like the weird kid from high school and, and show up to the audition and you'll
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get it. Uh, and it's kind of like, I call it will grant your wish. Yeah, exactly. I call
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it being like for me. And now that I realized this and see it, you get kind of circus pilled.
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Ooh. Yeah. Where you kind of see like, Oh, nothing is actually about being the best or
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excelling. It's all just like a charity for the people who they deem are oppressed. Yeah.
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So you get pretty circus pilled and then you see it everywhere and nothing actually is about
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excellence. There was a fashion show that, that, uh, I saw a clip of a couple of days ago
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and the fashion shows obviously are always weird, but this one, like the, the simulation
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didn't load right on this one. Upside down dress, stupid dress. Not, you're not wearing
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the dress in front of you. It's in front of you. Stupid sideways dress. Stupid.
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Diagonal dress. Stupid. Perpendicular dress.
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Perpendicular. See, rap voice smart. Perpendicular.
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Perpendicular. Come on. You knew perpendicular, but that's what it is. Nothing can just be
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about wearing a nice normal dress now or looking good or having good fashion. It has to be what
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was once accepted and revered now gets flipped on its head and it has to be the opposite.
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So it's backers. Yeah. It's all backers. It's backers. We did that old video, the Met Gala
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backers. What's now, what was smart is now stupid. What was beautiful is now ugly. What's ugly
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is beautiful. And that's what they do to kind of just ruin our brains and, uh, disrespect God.
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Most importantly. Yes. Yes. Most importantly. All right, moving on, uh, this next clip, uh, yelling pigs.
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See the girl on the ground yelling. She learned that from LeBron.
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And the person on the right, uh, has a sign that says Jesus is transgender.
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Transgender. Sick fucks. Jesus is transgender. You guys made that up six years ago.
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Yeah. Like these people are so unimpressive. Yeah. You know, like look at these people,
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they're all overweight, uh, just yelling, little bit of mental issues. And you know, I, I just like
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to remind people, I can't imagine listening to someone like this, you know, only listen to who
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you listen to. Yeah. These guys are 20. So imagine voting in like you vote with these people. You can
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almost vote in like a vacuum and be like, all right, what did Tucker Carlson vote? All right.
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What did this girl yelling on the ground vote? Which side are you on? Nah, pretty easy, pretty
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easy to discern. Yeah. These are the, you're the, okay. You're the correct ones. Okay. Okay. And
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here's who's, this is who's waving in like the, the next thing, like the next, the, the, the way
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society should be. That's who's waving it in. So that should be a red flag for everybody
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watching. Yep. All right. Next. This is a video of a, the progression of a leftist person
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who started out as probably a normal person. And then this is what they became after leftism
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got their brain. Normal. Nice girl. Normal. Getting a little dark there. Whoopsie. Something
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got in your brain. And now that's what you are. This is what you have. This is what happens
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when you become a leftist nine out of 10 times. It starts off with my body, my choice. And
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then eventually you choose to turn your body into a gecko. Into an abomination, right?
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Eventually the demon gets strong enough and goes, Hey, I'm actually more powerful than the
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host body. I'm going to start looking how I want to be perceived, how I look in, in real
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life. That's very true. That is a very, like when someone starts looking like a demon, believe
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them, right? The demon got too much control. Yeah. That's crazy, man. Such a shame. Yeah.
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Well, moving on into a similar, uh, light, the Sims, the Sims is now mentally ill guys probably
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used to play the Sims. Uh, I'm sure everyone grew up playing where you make a character, you
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light them on fire. You trap them in a room with no door. Yeah. You make characters of people
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you went to school with who you don't like, and then you like drown them or whatever.
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We've all done that. Yeah. We've all done that. I'm writing that down. Signs of a serial
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killer. We've all done that. Uh, but now the Sims is, uh, doing mentally ill stuff. The
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game I thought was you make the characters how you want. So you want to have a guy with
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a leather jacket and he rides a motorcycle or a girl who is blonde hair and blue eyes or whatever.
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Now they're doing, uh, trans people with scar with chest scars. Yeah. And if you look at
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this, like trans people with chest scars and then the off looking woman, which is a trans
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woman is what it sounds like to me. Uh, also the Sims is for 12 years old and up. Great.
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Um, and so like my disconnect on this is I thought trans women were just women. You need a special
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freak category like in the Sims. And then I thought if you're a trans man, aren't you just a man?
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You need the scars. And like, so they're making these weird Sims characters, even though I thought
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everyone was just a woman or a man. Yeah. Right. Like that doesn't make much sense to me.
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It doesn't make much sense to me either. Cause if you were going to pick a man character,
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why wouldn't you just make them a man? Why would you make them a woman who became a man
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and now is on the Sims? Wouldn't you just go straight to it? So they have top surgery scars
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and they have binders and shapewear. Yeah. So it's like, you can have a masculine or feminine
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frame and top surgery scar binders and shapewear. So all the hits, all the nasty stuff that's
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enabling people who are pretty sick. Yeah. Um, is going out there. I want to make a lady.
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You can also make it a jarring lady. Yeah. You could make it a shocking lady. Six, four lady.
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He's got a huge head. Imagine the other Sims go up like, Hey, nice to meet you. And then they get
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it wrong. They say, sir. It's like, it causes beef. And so, well, now I'm burning your house down.
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Yeah. You misgendered me. Yeah. So, uh, the Sims, obviously we lost that it's over. They took it
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from us. Yep. As always. All right. Next we have two trans kids, uh, that are pretty insightful.
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Which is an oxymoron that doesn't exist. Exactly. Uh, the kid that loves that they're trans.
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So, first of all, I'm transgender. So she was, uh, designated, assigned, observed male
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at birth. What's your favorite thing about yourself? I'm transgender. That's your favorite
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thing about yourself? End it right there. Yeah. So the favorite thing the kid has going
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for themselves is that they're trans, which is what their mom probably pushed them towards
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and their weak dad. Yeah. I'd love to see the dad. I'd love to see the dad. Yeah. And it's
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basically like, as we all know, kids need structure. Kids are a blank canvas. If you teach
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your kids stuff, they'll probably gravitate towards something, fishing, baseball, Batman,
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whatever you show them, they'll kind of pick what they like. But now there's this new idea
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that kids need to be able to pick anything they want and they need to be free to choose
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any total, any, any possible thing. So there's no more structure. They're a blank canvas. You
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can't teach them anything that was traditionally what you'd like to teach them. You need to teach
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them nothing and let them pick whatever they want. Then the only people who are telling them
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things at that point become like the purple hair mix kindergarten teacher. Yeah. And then
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when they pick the thing that you kind of wanted them to pick, then you positively reinforce them
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every single day and you keep hammering it, hammering it into their head. And then you make
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social media videos about it because you want attention too. You helped. You're so accepting
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that you deserve attention and acknowledgement. And the vicious cycle repeats itself and we shall
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see where this kid ends up. Yeah. And so you can really pick anything, Harry Potter, watercolors,
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painting, crayons, anything, but nothing that's like the traditional stuff that you'd want your kid
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to do is now accepted so that the kindergarten teacher is going to pick for you. Basically,
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wouldn't you rather pick the things that like your family likes or your, your, you likes your dad,
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like your grandfather? No, because that was like white supremacy. Oh yeah. So if you look back on
00:37:41.240
all those things in the years of tradition and family, like that should all be frowned upon and
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you should make your kid the opposite. That's so true. So no, no need to honor your lineage and your
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heritage. You need to do nothing. And then let the, let the 24 year old kindergarten babysitter basically
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tell your kid what to do. Should we go to the next one? Yep.
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Do you feel more like a girl or like a boy? A girl. Why do you say that? Because I'm a girl boy.
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Is that why you chose this beautiful outfit? Yeah. For cheerleading today? Yeah. Yeah. So you feel
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more like a girl. What do you think about boys? I see. Why? Because they're gross. Why do you think
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that? Why do you say that? Because they're not pretty. They're not pretty? Boys are gross.
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Why do you say that? Because you say that. Because I heard it from you. I heard it from you over and
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over because you hate dad. And now that I'm a, I was your son in the mini version of dad,
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the person you hate, you're turning me into a girl to get back at dad. Yo. I would guess. I would
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guess. Yo. Remember the phrase toxic masculinity? Yeah. What the hell is this? What, what, what do
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we call this? Wouldn't that be toxic masculinity? Subversive, like, I don't even know. We'll come up
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with a word for it. That would be toxic masculinity. A little boy who thinks they're a girl, like
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they got their masculinity mixed. Yeah. That's fear. That's fear of toxic masculinity. So I'll
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just be a girl instead. Yeah. At six years old or whatever the hell. Yeah. So that's sick
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and disgusting. And we censored those faces because they're children. Um, but you get the
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point. Yeah. Um, all right. Next there was a drag queen show with kids again, as usual, and
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they did a special cheers, a special toast. Check this out. All right. Now I'm going to do
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a quick little cheers that I normally do. I mean, I know there's little babies here,
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but close your ears. This is just a tradition that all shows normally do. So raise your glasses.
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Cheers to you. Cheers to me. Cheers to the ones that lick us where we pee. Yeah.
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It's not even funny. Cheers to you. Cheers to me. Cheers to those who lick us where we pee.
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And there's, you know, there's kids there. The bit isn't even funny and worth it,
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but you just can't help yourself. You really can't. You can't like, Oh, I would,
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there's this cheers. I do where every show can skip it today. We're going to skip it today.
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There's kids here, but if you want to, you know, meet me after it, I'll tell you what it is. All
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right. Nice meeting everybody. Thanks for coming. Yeah. You can't help yourself. You got to talk
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about glucking and suck in and fuck it. You have to be a pervert. You have to, it's in your DNA
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because it's in your DNA. And that's how you became the guy in the high heels with the butt
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out. Could you imagine in like 1991 or the same, say we were little kids, 1998 or something,
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space jam just came out. Some guy comes up to you in a park and goes, Hey, cheers to you. Cheers to
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me. Cheers to those who lick us where we pee. My dad, the police response, like they'd be looking,
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there'd be a bolo out for this guy. My dad would go, well, who said that to you? Black sedan. Yeah.
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Black sedan looked like a Toyota Camry. Oh my God. I've seen my dad get mad at people for way less.
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Yeah. Who said that to you? Look, who said that? Where, where is they? Oh, it's the guy in the
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dress and the weird car or the shit car. I'll go talk to him. Yeah. And also my new thing is this
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video is from Sarah Gonzalez who is in the, uh, blaze Dallas Fort worth group. Yep. Um, and now my
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thing, whenever I see a trans, uh, or, uh, a drag kids, you know, faux pas, like disgusting moment,
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I always try to imagine what the person looked like filming them. And so for this one, I imagine
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Sarah Gonzalez with a giant purse and she's like, Oh, Oh, and she kind of shifts it, tilts
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it and goes, huh? Go on. So, uh, yeah, that's my new thing is imagining what the people were,
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uh, were looking like when they filmed it. Yeah, for sure. Uh, speaking of gay voices and stupid
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stuff, the dad comes back from jail and the son is trans now.
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So, is you surprised? Panda. He sure you don't know, surprise. Muslim.
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Yeah, it's like, oh, man, you actually look like a guy in prison.
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And people would say, oh, this is a product of a fatherless home.
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I know people that had no dads that turned out great.
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They became like doctors and lawyers and successful and normal.
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And it's like, so it's not necessarily like, oh, the dad goes away and all the kids are gay.
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Shaking is such a primal practice of releasing trauma and somatic blockages and emotions through
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Our hips, now we know, is where we store emotions.
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So when you are twerking, when you're shimmying, you are literally releasing trauma, releasing
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When you're bending your knees, you're crouching on the floor, you're connecting to earth,
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you're connecting to the womb, you're restoring your energy.
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And that's why it's not even just in African dance, but in Middle Eastern dance, in Latin
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American dance, salsa dance, bachata, every single dance form has some form of hip movement
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This is also why zebras, when they're running away from a lion and they're about to get eaten
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and they make it into the nick of time, they shake their bodies off, release the trauma,
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So I started to realize that as I was doing this, I was healing myself through all of these
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generations of collective trauma that now we know with epigenetics is actually stored
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Here's people on the ground, on cars, twerking.
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You know those parties where it's like Jamaica, where the guy power bombs off and then starts
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People dancing with their ass in the street.
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That lady used a lot of words to just make something up.
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White kid and black kid are having a dispute over a toy.
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It's getting to the point where somebody's going to notice.
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Even though the black kid was the one who took the toy first.
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And the other lady saw everything and didn't even say like, whoa, or like anything like
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So that's just something that happens, I guess, there.
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And then it's hard to see things like that as not being racially motivated when everyone's,
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you know, oh, white people, reparations, oh, everything.
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It's like that woman's mind is probably seeing a select list of things that are going on.
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Racist, racist, racist, racist, whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper.
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So their brain is on some weird little phase that, you know, obviously the white kid gets
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It's racism's everywhere and it's on you to fix it.
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Oh, there's a black kid and a white kid that are four years old fighting.
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Immediately take the side of the black kid.
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Do racism on behalf of former slights you've perceived.
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That's exactly on behalf of the former slights you've perceived.
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You know, if it were me, I'm not, you know, I'd like to keep things in my same race a little
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You know, I'm not saying like, I just, I think I've seen a few too many videos of that type
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of thing, the guy from Trinidad and Tobago, uh, really roughhousing the old man at the
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I've seen a little bit too much that it's just like, if I have a decision, I'm going
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I mean, in this time of racialized, uh, high energy, racialized vandalism, uh, looting,
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I'm just going to go ahead and take the safe route and you know, whatever.
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And the people that the powers that be are making everything so divisive on the base of
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race that it's almost like a by-product of that.
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It's not like, oh, I'm only hanging out with these groups because they're the best.
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It's like, oh, the powers that be have kind of made everything about a race war.
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And it actually backwards gets their goal in place of like segregation again.
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It's a, it's a wild world, but if I have a six-year-old kid, I'm not going to risk it.
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It's not exactly the time to like, the perfect example is, did you see that one article that
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was like, uh, the woman, there was a woman who her mother was murdered, right?
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By a black man who they kind of like tried to help out or something, got murdered.
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And then her daughter was like, all right, he's rehabilitated.
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Like it was like a bed and breakfast or something.
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Do you want to like feel good about yourself and risk it?
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Or do you want to kind of make smart decisions and just, uh, reduce your downside as much
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And I'm at a downside reduction point in my life.
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Next, there was a school fight where all the kids went feral.
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Now, really quick before we play this, this is a school fight.
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The person recording starts making animal sounds.
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And I know that it's kind of like racially charged to make certain connections to certain
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So if I say what animal sound, it sounds like it's not a race thing.
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So what animal sound do you hear from the filmer?
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And since when did these 20 people turf wars become common in high schools, you know?
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Why would you fight with 10 people on 10 people?
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I went to a high school that, you know, had some kids that were rough around the edges.
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Every fight was at the park, behind the school, in the parking lot.
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I've never seen a hallway or classroom fight in my whole life.
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Those kids are going to be in big trouble when dad gets home.
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Next, the sucker punch prank goes horribly wrong.
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This is why we don't do sucker punch pranks here on the show.
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This could be an uplifting gold, I would argue.
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Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he out, man.
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You're sleeping on the ground now because you were going to fake punch somebody who was
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Time to go to sleep and see a doctor if the damage is permanent.
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That falls in the play stupid games, win stupid prizes category.
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They know what they're allowed to do and how quickly they'll be out.
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I wonder if knowing that you'll be out fast makes you more or less likely to consider
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And you know, there is a certain argument to be made for unreasonable detention and all
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Your right to a speedy trial, all those sort of things.
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But it seems like all these cities have taken away the tools of judges to actually use their
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Like, let's figure out what this guy's crimes were and then make his bail a little harder
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And it's a lot of the same vein as like, oh, legalize heroin, legalize crystal meth,
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It's like, if you do that and there's a guy who's high on crystal meth, right?
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And he's causing problems and he's about to snap or he's like threatening, but not really
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Because it's like the ability to arrest him for possession of crystal meth is kind of
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like a tool that police have at their disposal to deescalate something like that and get
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And get bad guys and, you know, process him for 24 hours, get him out.
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You know, it's kind of like a tool or like you put him in jail and then it's like a
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And so the same way that bail and that is a tool for judges to use their discretion.
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And so they're kind of that trend is taking away the tools and just a default policy happening
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And, you know, if I'm on a crime spree and I'm about to get six years, why don't I just
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So I think those kind of broad things like bail is not this, like Illinois did that law
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Like, yeah, obviously if someone gets caught on like a weird crime that's like, we'll see
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It's like a first time offender who got into a weird fight with someone and we'll wait for
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But, you know, career criminals, things like that.
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It's like, it doesn't hurt to have them in a cell for 10 days while they scramble to get
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Like that guy getting arrested, he's not going, oh, I'm innocent until proven guilty.
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It's not like, you know, the way the system was actually created.
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It doesn't matter his guilt, innocence, or in between.
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Last clip of Urban Decay, kid on the tablet and the phone.
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The only thing that could make this better for Klaus is like some bug, Soylent thing
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And look it, he's got his WWE ring on the side.
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So he can play with that when the TikToks get too boring.
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God knows what TikToks are being shown to this kid.
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We saw what YouTube is showing to kids by that Aldo Budazzoni viral thread.
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If any of you guys saw that, Aldo had a good thread showing what sort of videos YouTube
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was instantly recommending to kids if you started a kid's profile.
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Uh, and it's dark, nothing's safe anymore.
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It's all gay stuff, pronoun stuff, shit that is going to waste your child's time and rot
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And with that stuff, with that kind of stuff that, uh, I know I'm going off topic here,
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but with that kind of stuff, um, again, we always talk about the opportunity cost.
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If your brain is filled with gender nonsense, then it's not going to be filled with useful
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It's not going to be filled with like crocheting or something.
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Like a lot of those girls, that leftist girl who looked like a lizard demon.
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It's like she's, she didn't develop any skills during that time.
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And you know, that's ruining something instead of like building something or acquiring skills
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You're just over time ruining the perfect body and God's creation, God created.
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And that kid is kind of like, you know, has the tism a little bit where he's like, boom,
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boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, swipe, swipe, swipe.
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And if it's funny enough to film and be like, man, look at this kid.
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Our first clip of uplifting gold is the people in Detroit protecting the women pumping gas
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They're helping people pump gas at a presumably dangerous gas station.
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Helping the ladies, making sure everyone's safe, helping them with the groceries, pump
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The brothers of new air to Detroit is what they're called.
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And everyone tries to say like, Oh, second amendment until black people get the guns.
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It's like black people already have a lot of guns.
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And there's also black people that are using guns for crimes and that's the bad stuff.
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But the whole idea that like second amendment is just for white people and like hunters
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or whatever is a very stupid way to look at it.
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Is there some sort of like white supremacist enclave right by Detroit?
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Like probably try to hide from Nazis or something.
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Next uplifting gold, garbage man found money in the trash.
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You know, it's crazy whenever you're a garbage man because somebody throws a damn mattress
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away and a bed frame and all this falls out.
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Someone threw an old mattress and a bed frame and got thrown away and there's all this money
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That was a trash bit and I laughed it out too loud.
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Garbage man needs some love too and getting lucky.
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If you're a garbage man and someone's throwing away a dead person's bed, like an old person
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died in the house and everything's getting thrown out and the bed's getting thrown out,
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You know what's sad to think about is that generation is going to be done soon.
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You know, like no millennials are hiding cash in a mattress.
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This next story is kind of like we spoke about earlier about people living their delusions
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A school worker tried to heist $1.5 million worth of chicken wings.
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And I'm just going to go through the facts here.
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Suburban school worker charged with stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from district.
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So this woman is like a 66-year-old lunch lady, procurement person for the school district.
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And she ordered gigantic orders of chicken wings from one of the distributors that the school uses.
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And the first red flag is you can't serve food with bones in it to students.
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Then an auditor was doing a standard mid-year review of their finances and said,
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we're only halfway through the year and we're $300,000 over our budget.
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And so like this is kind of the worst criminal of all time.
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Then they went to the distributor and said, hey, what happened?
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That woman's been ordering a disgusting amount of chicken wings every month.
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So it was like on every level of the thing, she was never had a chance.
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She was destined to get caught and just didn't care.
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She had a little heist where it's like, oh, I'll use the school ordering system
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and I'll use the school's money and I'll get my own chicken wings
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and what, sell it to the restaurants or whatever?
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I'm assuming we don't know what happened to the chicken wings.
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$300,000 over budget halfway through the year and you can't serve food with bones in it.
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So immediately, red flag, red flag, red flag, bad heist.
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But I respect it and that's why it's uplifting gold because people are still going for it.
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I love a good, hey, man, this is what we're going to do.
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We're going to meet here, do this, sign that, take this, sell it to here.
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But you have to kind of think it through a little more than that.
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I would immediately, before I even read the details,
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I thought the same thing where it's like, I've never had chicken wings in school.
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They don't want the liability, so kids don't even get bones.
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And she should know that too because she works in the school's food department.
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But I guess she didn't think it that far through.
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She got ahead of herself and I don't think she was very smart.
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She's trying to make a delusion a reality, make all that money.
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Next clip of Uplifting Gold, wood flies through the window.
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You're dead as fuck if you're in that seat.
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Because it went through the seat a little bit, but how far does that go through your chest?
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I think enough to really fuck up your day.
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But I don't know if it's a pure puncture dead guy.
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TBD, but lucky your wife wasn't there that day.
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It's like those type of events, like those near misses are more than like a good thing
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Like a good thing happens to you and you're pretty thankful, a cheating death moment and
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