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00:00:15.120 All right. Welcome back to Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 109. Today on the show, the war in Ukraine is becoming about climate change and trans issues. Who could have guessed that?

00:00:27.320 Then in housekeeping, we go over our picks for Trump's vice president. Then after that, a gay guy gets caught trying to make a kid drink piss in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:38.020 And after that, leftists contradict themselves in just a few seconds in Cringe of the Week as well.

00:00:43.220 And last but not least, metal detectors disproportionately affect students of color in Salt Lake City in this week's Urban Decay.

00:00:51.980 All this and more at Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 109. Ranked the best new podcast of all time.

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00:02:51.800 Friday episode.

00:02:52.680 Hope everyone had a nice week and watched Tuesday's episode, which got age-restricted.

00:02:57.280 Yeah.

00:02:57.720 So they kind of skunked us.

00:02:59.780 We said it was a vulgar episode and YouTube sniffed it out, I guess.

00:03:02.860 Yeah, they must have figured that out.

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00:03:08.760 All right.

00:03:09.060 Let's open this week with, we got a good Joe Biden clip.

00:03:12.280 Joe Biden was addressing some world leaders at the UN, I believe, and he had a lot to say.

00:03:17.480 Let's see some highlights.

00:03:20.440 Now, even as he evolved our institutions and drive creative new partnerships, let me be clear.

00:03:27.160 Certain principles or international system are sacrosanct.

00:03:31.100 I botched it.

00:03:32.760 You cannot say, let me be clear, after pure mumbles.

00:03:37.280 So.

00:03:37.620 Yeah.

00:03:38.120 I think, maybe that was people trying to talk to him on the teleprompter, like, Joe, please be clear.

00:03:42.900 Yeah.

00:03:43.420 Joe, please be clear.

00:03:44.840 No.

00:03:45.100 And then, like, all the world leaders, the translators are, like, looking at each other, like, I don't know.

00:03:49.980 Skip.

00:03:50.640 Skip.

00:03:51.520 But Biden's media muppets, they jumped to his defense.

00:03:56.180 Harry Sisson had a nice tweet.

00:03:58.160 He's one of our favorites on the show.

00:03:59.520 Can Donald Trump stretch like this?

00:04:01.600 No.

00:04:02.200 Absolutely not.

00:04:03.260 Trump can't do half the things Biden does.

00:04:06.140 Like, botch a UN speech?

00:04:07.940 Dude.

00:04:08.560 Didn't do that.

00:04:09.760 It's like, not everything needs to immediately compare Trump to Biden.

00:04:13.160 Like, that shows you the hack nature of the kid, right?

00:04:16.020 Of course, yeah.

00:04:16.900 It's like, in a vacuum.

00:04:17.920 Was that good, Harry?

00:04:19.240 Yeah.

00:04:19.540 Okay.

00:04:20.280 You're a retard, Harry.

00:04:21.340 Yeah.

00:04:21.800 You're a wizard, Harry.

00:04:22.800 You're a retard, Harry.

00:04:23.860 I wonder what that kid will be doing in, like, 10 years.

00:04:26.660 Yeah.

00:04:27.060 Well, I have a feeling he'll be doing still this.

00:04:29.780 Yeah.

00:04:30.240 He'll become a Krasnstein.

00:04:31.500 For sure.

00:04:31.980 He'll evolve into a Krasnstein.

00:04:34.700 Moving on.

00:04:35.580 Well, kind of related.

00:04:37.080 Trump had an event where he was giving out pizza, looking good, and he signed a woman's

00:04:44.460 tits?

00:04:45.060 I don't know what the word is.

00:04:46.120 Yeah.

00:04:46.480 I think so.

00:04:47.180 Which is pretty good.

00:04:48.120 DeSantis would have been like, oh, my homosexual Twitter mafia has advised me against this.

00:04:52.560 I don't know what to do.

00:04:54.240 I'm uncomfortable.

00:04:55.400 Next person in line.

00:04:56.880 I'm not cool like that.

00:04:58.540 I'm not interested in being cool.

00:05:00.360 I have policies.

00:05:01.460 And then you lose in a landslide, and you're polling at fifth place in New Hampshire for

00:05:05.580 some reason, which you shouldn't be.

00:05:07.540 A guy like you, you know, there's like a mismatch between where he's polling and then

00:05:13.340 like what he's actually done and accomplished.

00:05:15.540 And then so it's like, whose fault is that?

00:05:17.800 Where's that spread coming from?

00:05:19.480 You know?

00:05:19.720 It's his media allies.

00:05:20.900 My advisors, my allies, my Twitter fingers.

00:05:23.880 They just make him so unlikable, which is tough because he could have easily been signing

00:05:28.060 tits.

00:05:28.540 Old DeSantis would have.

00:05:29.640 I know.

00:05:30.160 I agree.

00:05:30.680 Or at least maybe would have.

00:05:31.960 All right.

00:05:32.180 Let's move on.

00:05:32.660 We have some Ukraine clown world stuff.

00:05:34.720 Things are becoming, you know, the most entertaining timeline is winning, as Elon says.

00:05:40.220 Zelensky's in town.

00:05:41.260 He was talking to everyone about climate change.

00:05:43.640 Even though humanity is failing on its climate policy objectives, this means that extreme

00:05:50.600 weather will still impact the normal global life, and some evil state will also weaponize

00:05:58.420 its outcomes.

00:06:00.420 All right.

00:06:01.040 So he's got to talk about climate change so he can get more tokens so he can keep playing.

00:06:05.300 Tokens.

00:06:06.020 One thing at a time, little man.

00:06:08.160 You know?

00:06:08.320 Yeah.

00:06:08.660 One thing at a time.

00:06:09.380 But he needs to do it.

00:06:10.320 It's part of the bargain with the West.

00:06:12.440 And to me, when I hear that, knowing that the bad guys control the weather, when he

00:06:17.920 says extreme weather is going to keep happening, it's kind of like a threat.

00:06:21.720 Yeah.

00:06:22.140 I agree.

00:06:22.920 Speaking of threats, there's the trans-Ukrainian person.

00:06:28.280 Yeah.

00:06:28.460 The American who is LARPing both as a woman and as a Ukrainian.

00:06:32.820 Yeah.

00:06:33.440 So he's having a great time.

00:06:35.000 Well, he got fired, but let's just let some of this play.

00:06:38.580 This is Sergeant Sarah Ashton Cirillo of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, and I'd like

00:06:42.560 to thank the X social media platform for carrying this exclusive message from Kyiv.

00:06:48.100 There has been much discussion recently related to my role within the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

00:06:53.360 Before answering some of the questions put forward by Senator Vance of Ohio, I'd like

00:06:57.880 to thank all those in the U.S.

00:06:59.980 So this is getting to a new level.

00:07:01.780 Yeah.

00:07:02.440 This guy's enjoying both LARPs, and there were some threats.

00:07:06.760 There's like Jack Posobiec going on a hit list, basically.

00:07:10.360 Yeah, they have like a kill list now for people spreading Russian propaganda, they're calling

00:07:14.700 it.

00:07:14.940 Yeah.

00:07:15.400 The transgender propaganda chief of Ukraine will add you to a hit list, but then he since

00:07:22.380 got fired.

00:07:23.480 Yeah.

00:07:23.980 So he got fired.

00:07:24.880 So there's a chance he goes R-O-G-E.

00:07:30.120 Raj.

00:07:30.740 He goes Raj.

00:07:31.720 He might go Raj and start hunting down the people himself.

00:07:36.120 And then this is a picture of him.

00:07:37.780 Mike Cirillo is a 46-year-old man from North Florida, from Jack Poso, and he's wearing an

00:07:43.440 Obama jersey and be the change.

00:07:46.040 And so he really changed.

00:07:48.060 Yeah, he did become the change.

00:07:49.920 So he followed his own messaging.

00:07:51.240 Wires got crossed, told him to play a lady, told him to go play Ukraine.

00:07:55.260 Are we going to play this?

00:07:56.500 This is like some B-roll in the background.

00:07:58.240 He came to America.

00:07:59.400 Ashton Cirillo was honored for her work in Ukraine today at Las Vegas City Hall.

00:08:04.500 She served as a war correspondent since March, and recently she enlisted as a combat medic

00:08:09.280 serving on the front line.

00:08:10.420 So that's what she's up to as one of the volunteers.

00:08:13.480 War fatigues.

00:08:14.560 Got an award.

00:08:15.380 Taking the Zelensky approach.

00:08:17.580 So fascinating stuff.

00:08:18.620 And is now making a hit list for right-wing propagandists, which maybe, hey, it would

00:08:24.200 be an honor to be added to that list.

00:08:26.360 But then you kind of do have to look over your shoulder.

00:08:28.880 You never know what some R-O-G-E Ukrainian might do.

00:08:31.860 Yeah.

00:08:32.360 Unless they go rogue.

00:08:34.200 Well, you had a funny thing you were telling me about Coigula.

00:08:38.480 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:39.460 Um, this, this was just, uh, some, some post on Twitter that somebody said that really rang

00:08:45.180 true with the whole Ukrainian, uh, clown show.

00:08:47.900 But this is from a guy, Thomas 777.

00:08:51.020 And he says, having a clown government, and this is old.

00:08:53.520 So this is, uh, just kind of being re-brought back to the attention.

00:08:56.840 Uh, he says, having a clown government is one of the ways America antagonizes the world,

00:09:02.340 I believe.

00:09:03.160 It's a gaslighting maneuver.

00:09:05.120 America will menace you with some kind of horrific aerial assault and send Hillary Clinton

00:09:09.620 or some other bizarre clown to negotiate.

00:09:12.400 Normal groups of people have no idea how to respond to such things.

00:09:15.980 So anything they do will be wrong within the parameters of the rigged psychological game.

00:09:20.180 It's like Coigula making you salute his horse who has been made a general.

00:09:23.400 And if you don't, he'll torture you to death or invade your territory.

00:09:26.840 It sounds like exactly what we have going on here.

00:09:30.080 Hillary Clinton comes and goes, yeah, you want those airfields open?

00:09:34.240 You're gonna have to be gay.

00:09:36.480 Yeah.

00:09:36.680 So just weird shit like that.

00:09:38.140 And then, you know, it feels like that for Ukraine.

00:09:40.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:41.560 The place where all the money gets sent to so they can wash it and then send it to themselves again.

00:09:45.880 And then anecdotal, I haven't been able to like really prove this, but I saw a video that

00:09:50.100 somebody said, uh, there's more Ukrainian yachts in Monaco than there ever have been before.

00:09:55.660 So Monaco is like the richest place on earth where billionaires go with their yachts.

00:10:00.240 And now apparently there's multiple Ukrainians showing up.

00:10:03.140 Well, congrats to them.

00:10:04.700 Good laundering.

00:10:05.620 It's a good launder.

00:10:06.320 It's called clean launder.

00:10:07.340 You got to respect.

00:10:08.220 We salute the transgender person and you respect the launder, you know?

00:10:12.360 I honestly, no matter who it's against, I always respect a good heist.

00:10:16.400 Exactly.

00:10:17.060 Exactly.

00:10:17.600 So let's move on.

00:10:18.660 Remember the cop from last week who was ran over by those black teenagers?

00:10:22.320 Of course, I believe that was the reason our video was demonetized.

00:10:25.880 Yep.

00:10:26.560 Uh, so the family of that fallen man, the guy who was killed, uh, had a statement a couple

00:10:33.040 days ago.

00:10:33.940 Let's let that run.

00:10:34.520 Bear with me, guys.

00:10:35.640 This is not something we've ever really done before, but we are devastated by the senseless

00:10:41.520 murder of Andy.

00:10:43.140 Andy's life was robbed by two individuals who did not believe that lives of others matter.

00:10:48.780 We believe that Andy's murder is a direct result of society's decayed family values and the

00:10:55.940 strong effects that social media has on our youth.

00:10:59.640 We as a family in no way feel that Andy's murder was based on race or profession.

00:11:05.640 It was a random act of violence.

00:11:08.680 Yeah.

00:11:09.920 Eh.

00:11:10.720 Not on his race.

00:11:11.680 Not on his profession.

00:11:12.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:14.080 So I guess that's what you have to do now if someone in your family gets murdered by

00:11:18.520 black teenagers and you're white, you have to basically apologize for the victim instead

00:11:24.680 of being honest about what really happened.

00:11:27.520 Yeah.

00:11:27.760 Incredibly dark timeline.

00:11:29.540 Uh, I don't know what happened to like just acknowledging reality or like, wow, these

00:11:33.960 stats look lopsided.

00:11:35.600 Yeah.

00:11:36.200 It's always this.

00:11:37.480 It's never that.

00:11:38.300 Um, you have to get on a podium like right after your dad and husband died and just what

00:11:44.120 say it's social media and family decay.

00:11:46.700 It wasn't a big deal.

00:11:48.440 Brutal.

00:11:48.960 Yeah.

00:11:49.160 Very brutal.

00:11:49.900 All right.

00:11:50.100 Let's move on.

00:11:50.700 Let's not get too down and depressed.

00:11:52.240 We're only on the first page of housekeeping.

00:11:53.920 We have about four pages of housekeeping, uh, Larry David versus Elon.

00:11:58.400 Yeah.

00:11:58.860 This is a headline that came out and the event actually happened a few months back, but someone

00:12:03.280 wrote a book, Larry David confronted Elon Musk over his GOP support.

00:12:07.260 Do you want to murder kids in school?

00:12:10.580 So that's what he thinks it comes down to.

00:12:13.560 That's the, that's the two sides.

00:12:15.480 It's the sides who it's the side that doesn't want kids to get murdered in school.

00:12:19.260 And the other side who does want kids to get murdered in school.

00:12:22.540 Nothing about taxes or like border security or keeping your nation, like not wasting money.

00:12:28.140 It's just kill kids or don't kill kids.

00:12:31.040 And that's Larry David.

00:12:31.920 One of like the funniest, maybe smartest people in society.

00:12:36.280 He's very high end Seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, great humor, right?

00:12:40.740 Like we're fans of both of those shows, but then he just comes to this, like, I don't know,

00:12:45.080 brain dead, useless conclusion.

00:12:47.280 Yeah.

00:12:47.840 That's the part I don't get.

00:12:49.160 And I don't know if it's truly brain dead and he's never looked into the issues or if

00:12:53.840 he just wants to have a fun time at the parties he goes to.

00:12:57.560 And yeah, he wants like people to congratulate him at the dinner party.

00:13:00.280 Like, yeah, you stuck it to Elon Musk.

00:13:02.960 Yeah.

00:13:03.580 Like it just that disconnect, like smart, funny comedy, accomplished man.

00:13:07.800 And then the GOP wants to kill kids.

00:13:10.500 What are you talking about?

00:13:11.960 Like, how do you leap there?

00:13:13.520 Yeah.

00:13:13.740 But that's what the left does.

00:13:14.980 They like to just make it come boil down to one issue.

00:13:18.060 Like the the right hates immigrants or the right hates black people or the right hates

00:13:22.940 women.

00:13:23.840 You can't vote for them or even hear them out because you're not you're not you're not

00:13:27.160 a you're not a fascist, are you?

00:13:28.740 Yeah.

00:13:28.840 You don't have to discuss it any further because that person wants to kill kids.

00:13:32.460 Exactly.

00:13:33.000 It's a hateful group versus the other people.

00:13:34.760 Which side are you on?

00:13:35.880 And then obviously, meanwhile, abortion up until the ninth term or the nine month, you

00:13:41.880 know, there's no limits there.

00:13:43.180 It's just whatever.

00:13:44.020 That's not killing kids.

00:13:45.180 Yeah.

00:13:45.420 But like some maniac doing a shooting, that's somehow Ted Cruz.

00:13:48.900 Exactly.

00:13:49.200 Ted Cruz did that.

00:13:49.960 That's a good point, too, because with the abortion argument, when you say, you know,

00:13:54.160 the left is fine with abortion all the way up until the day of birth, they'll say, oh,

00:13:58.100 that's such a small percentage.

00:13:59.220 It's only one percent of abortions or whatever it is, which still ends up being thousands

00:14:03.120 of babies.

00:14:04.660 Yeah.

00:14:04.900 So it's like even if you if it was so rare, fine.

00:14:07.760 But the third trimester abortions still are more dead kids than all the school shootings

00:14:13.320 in a year.

00:14:13.940 Yeah.

00:14:14.160 By a lot.

00:14:14.900 So I just think Larry David wants to get those head pats at the dinner party in Malibu or

00:14:19.920 wherever he's at.

00:14:21.060 And it doesn't come down to logic.

00:14:23.300 It's not really anything to do with logic.

00:14:25.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:26.360 All right.

00:14:26.600 Let's move on.

00:14:27.280 We're in page two of housekeeping.

00:14:28.920 Make sure you guys use this opportunity to tickle the post.

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00:14:36.360 Make sure you like the video and notifications are on, stuff like that.

00:14:40.460 So it is Friday, so we're going to be doing Doppels and some fan shout outs.

00:14:45.480 Let's get into our Doppels.

00:14:46.700 We're going to go quick because there's so many of them.

00:14:49.140 OK.

00:14:49.860 But let's just rip through them.

00:14:51.600 Here we go.

00:14:52.460 Fat RRB.

00:14:53.400 Fat RRB on a date.

00:14:55.380 I think I think this might just be a civilian.

00:14:58.300 So we're kind of being same with this one.

00:15:00.180 Fleck is just somebody took a random picture of some guy in traffic.

00:15:04.960 Fleck is at a pool somewhere.

00:15:06.660 These are just civilians.

00:15:07.900 That's a good one.

00:15:08.620 I know there's too many civilians and it's like, oh, here's Fleck is graduating from

00:15:12.980 some school.

00:15:14.040 Yep.

00:15:14.340 There's me.

00:15:15.400 Here's Rap Boy in an advertisement.

00:15:18.440 Being successful CDL career with Swift.

00:15:21.260 Yeah, there you go.

00:15:22.000 Is that like a trans Rap Boy?

00:15:23.420 I don't know.

00:15:24.060 It looks like it.

00:15:24.860 What's that chest?

00:15:26.020 Yeah.

00:15:26.460 I don't know.

00:15:26.960 It's not good, but it's too quick.

00:15:29.500 We got to keep moving.

00:15:30.460 Good point.

00:15:30.960 There's Rap Boy in a band.

00:15:32.200 Yep.

00:15:32.580 There's me on the left.

00:15:34.560 There's Rap Boy again as an Antifa.

00:15:37.040 Bizarro Rap Boy.

00:15:40.020 Here's another trans Rap Boy.

00:15:41.920 Poppy.

00:15:43.080 Has do a baby in your belly?

00:15:45.300 So that means you got a baby in your belly?

00:15:47.340 Yep.

00:15:48.000 Here's RRB Doppel in another band.

00:15:53.200 Oh, you're really churning it.

00:15:55.080 I'm active this week.

00:15:56.360 Here's me again.

00:15:57.740 RRB Doppel at a concert this Saturday.

00:15:59.880 Bass player from a band called Broken Love.

00:16:02.640 Very cool.

00:16:03.280 Me.

00:16:04.460 Psycho Boyfriend does the unimaginable.

00:16:06.780 There's you again.

00:16:07.800 That's me.

00:16:09.020 And this looks like two RRB types, maybe.

00:16:12.860 Maybe twins.

00:16:13.680 Maybe RRB twins.

00:16:14.920 Yeah.

00:16:15.300 So it's RRB heavy week.

00:16:17.860 And heavy RRBs.

00:16:19.200 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:20.420 So good job.

00:16:21.300 Nice Doppel's there.

00:16:22.180 We have some fan shout outs as well.

00:16:24.940 Like we said last time, the babies really like the show.

00:16:27.940 So we have a couple babies watching the show this week.

00:16:30.000 I think the one on the right is a newborn baby.

00:16:31.940 Brand new newborn.

00:16:33.200 First thing they're seeing in the world is the podcast.

00:16:35.520 Great.

00:16:36.520 Good.

00:16:37.860 This.

00:16:38.500 Did we show this ever on the show?

00:16:39.680 I couldn't remember.

00:16:40.440 I don't think so.

00:16:41.100 But someone drew us and Rob Smith.

00:16:42.960 You know, I like that.

00:16:44.240 Yep.

00:16:44.680 Thank you.

00:16:45.960 Let's see.

00:16:47.220 Oh, yeah.

00:16:47.640 Kelly from work drew that at her work.

00:16:50.900 Took some time.

00:16:51.920 Don't tell her boss.

00:16:53.000 Very nice.

00:16:53.920 We have a couple of videos here.

00:16:56.780 All right.

00:16:57.360 Fleckus Talks, the podcast number one podcast of all time.

00:17:00.660 At Fushimi Inari Shrine.

00:17:03.240 Words are just words until action actually starts.

00:17:04.960 But at the same time, actions speak louder than words.

00:17:06.780 And sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:17:09.840 Basically got it.

00:17:10.800 So Japan.

00:17:11.820 Yeah, Japan.

00:17:13.020 Oh, and this is actually my personal favorite because I like the international crowd.

00:17:17.200 This is a Croatian.

00:17:19.920 Fleckus Talks, the podcast.

00:17:21.480 Ranked number one podcast of all time.

00:17:25.940 Yep.

00:17:26.440 That's what I like.

00:17:27.320 Me too.

00:17:28.340 And then another one.

00:17:29.240 And then this guy.

00:17:31.560 Fleckus Talks, best food podcast of all time from Iowa State University.

00:17:36.200 Yep.

00:17:36.660 Get that hippie shit out of you.

00:17:38.040 That's right.

00:17:38.700 You say Iowa State?

00:17:39.640 I think Iowa State, yeah.

00:17:40.900 Nice.

00:17:41.100 So those are our shout outs.

00:17:42.040 We also have a very special birthday shout out to Taylor Stevens.

00:17:46.260 Taylor, happy birthday.

00:17:47.940 Birthday is tomorrow, I think.

00:17:49.980 We know you're a big fan of the show and you watch every week.

00:17:52.460 And we have some shirts coming your way.

00:17:54.440 They should be arriving early next week.

00:17:56.440 So happy birthday to you.

00:17:58.100 Thank you for watching the show.

00:17:59.340 And thank your wife, Larissa, for setting up this shout out.

00:18:03.000 Doesn't that feel good?

00:18:03.860 Larissa hooked it up.

00:18:05.560 She did hook it up.

00:18:06.500 And she thought it was impossible because me replying to DMs is hit or miss.

00:18:10.560 But we got that one done.

00:18:12.780 Yeah.

00:18:13.020 And then that takes care of three people whose DMs you didn't open.

00:18:15.940 Exactly.

00:18:16.340 That's how the math works because you go over the top for one and then three other people

00:18:20.040 eat it with unread DMs.

00:18:21.880 That's how it works.

00:18:22.620 All right.

00:18:22.920 We're moving on out of our fan shout outs and out of our doppels.

00:18:26.400 Wait, this is a fan shout out too.

00:18:27.860 Some guy, Lee, named his Tesla, Snarf Snarf O'Ampion.

00:18:32.280 That helps.

00:18:32.980 So that counts.

00:18:33.840 Thank you.

00:18:34.220 We have some naming things later in housekeeping and that kind of counts as a naming thing.

00:18:38.660 All right.

00:18:38.920 We're moving on.

00:18:39.860 Just a reminder, at the end of this episode, we have a surprise for you guys.

00:18:43.700 We are doing a five minute Bonusland teaser at the very end of the episode.

00:18:49.200 So if you've been on the fence about joining Bonusland or not, you're going to get a free

00:18:52.700 sample, a free taste today at the very end of the show.

00:18:56.540 So make sure you stick around for that.

00:18:58.440 Fleckistalks.com is the way to sign up if you want to do that.

00:19:01.680 We're going to give you a free taste at the end of Bonusland.

00:19:04.580 Bonusland, say we're talking about more alien theories.

00:19:07.460 There's a Sneeko video where his fans kind of said some not great stuff.

00:19:12.320 Blew up his spot.

00:19:13.420 That kind of blew up his spot.

00:19:15.180 And then we are also looking at Louis C.K.'s immigration policy, robbing a store backfires

00:19:20.180 and analyzing palifornication by red hot chili peppers.

00:19:24.440 So that's going on in Bonusland.

00:19:26.620 Make sure you guys are signed up.

00:19:28.880 All right.

00:19:29.260 We are on page, well, unofficially page two, but it's actually page three of housekeeping.

00:19:34.660 We have a new alien video.

00:19:37.300 Which one?

00:19:38.140 That one.

00:19:39.220 You know which one.

00:19:40.020 Which one?

00:19:43.420 There he is.

00:19:50.180 He's eating chocolate.

00:19:52.500 He likes it.

00:19:58.060 All right.

00:19:58.740 That's settled.

00:19:59.180 That's it.

00:19:59.700 That's settled.

00:20:00.340 More aliens.

00:20:01.960 We've said this before, or I've said this before.

00:20:04.400 I think aliens, if they come, there's a chance they know the real score of the 2020 election.

00:20:09.660 Oh.

00:20:11.500 So, you know, hopefully that's how that plays out.

00:20:15.140 There is, I guess, some issues with the elections, obviously.

00:20:18.480 A lot of people watch the 2020 election, how it played out, and we're pretty discouraged.

00:20:23.020 Because we have safeguards in place as a country to make sure the elections are legal.

00:20:27.860 And then it feels like some people go, eh, we're not doing that.

00:20:31.100 Fuck that.

00:20:31.700 Right?

00:20:31.820 Or you need a certain type of approval to change the law, and they didn't get the approval,

00:20:36.040 and they go, eh, we're doing it anyway.

00:20:37.880 Yeah.

00:20:38.200 Eh.

00:20:38.760 Sue me in court later.

00:20:40.340 Three months after.

00:20:41.460 You know?

00:20:41.620 Yeah.

00:20:41.900 Good luck.

00:20:42.560 Certify or not.

00:20:43.420 And they're going to go, uh, certify.

00:20:45.280 Yeah.

00:20:45.500 We've never not.

00:20:46.240 So, it's kind of frustrating watching.

00:20:48.680 And there was a tweet about that that kind of summed it up perfectly.

00:20:51.420 Can you give that a read, Richard?

00:20:52.300 From Mike Davis, it says,

00:20:53.700 There's no question the 2020 election was rigged.

00:20:56.280 Democrats illegally changed election laws blaming COVID.

00:21:00.200 Mass-mailed live ballots to old voter lists.

00:21:03.400 Gutted signature verication and other safeguards.

00:21:05.860 Key way to stop voter fraud.

00:21:07.580 Tossed out election observers, aka evidence gatherers.

00:21:11.180 Gaslighted about lack of evidence.

00:21:13.100 Censored, silenced, deplatformed, and canceled anyone who dared to question.

00:21:16.300 That happened to you.

00:21:17.740 Ferociously fought audits.

00:21:19.640 Indicted Trump and 18 others for lawfully objecting.

00:21:22.500 Yes, it's rigged.

00:21:23.960 Yeah.

00:21:24.780 So, you know, oh, we need signature verification.

00:21:27.220 It's illegal to not do that.

00:21:28.800 Eh, don't do it.

00:21:29.780 You know, fight me later, basically.

00:21:31.700 Yeah.

00:21:32.100 And then it comes down to, what are we going to do right now?

00:21:33.960 Are we going to certify?

00:21:35.100 So, that's kind of like the frustrating part.

00:21:36.820 And the same thing is happening in other ways, too.

00:21:40.720 Where the theme, basically, is our government is just not doing what they should be doing.

00:21:46.080 And they're not following the laws.

00:21:47.800 So, here we have in Texas, we have a new hangout for illegals.

00:21:52.140 Look at this city they built.

00:21:54.440 This is basically a city built outside of Houston just for illegals.

00:21:59.660 Yeah.

00:22:00.640 This is the helicopter view of it.

00:22:02.800 And they say that there's going to be heavy, heavy cartel influence over there.

00:22:07.460 Because they're the people who get you here.

00:22:09.540 And then, you know, they set you up nicely in this little town.

00:22:12.320 And I'm sure it won't be the third world in no time.

00:22:15.760 Exactly.

00:22:16.400 So, also, Texas, if Texas was a stock, I'd be selling it.

00:22:20.960 I think Texas is going blue over time.

00:22:23.340 It's trending, going purple, whatever.

00:22:25.140 That's the whole goal.

00:22:26.220 The white minority in Texas, they want that.

00:22:28.600 Oh, you know, don't mess with Texas.

00:22:31.560 They're messing with it.

00:22:32.720 Yeah.

00:22:33.120 As much as they can.

00:22:34.640 Exactly.

00:22:35.360 So, that's, I don't know how that doesn't turn into illegal voting.

00:22:39.680 And it's millions of people spread out through the whole state.

00:22:42.380 So, great.

00:22:43.140 Yeah.

00:22:43.300 All right, let's move on.

00:22:44.020 We're having a VP conversation.

00:22:47.580 I'm hearing people talking about VP, VP.

00:22:50.280 Who's the VP going to be?

00:22:51.400 I like Carrie Lake.

00:22:52.380 It doesn't sound like it's going to be Carrie Lake.

00:22:54.520 Okay.

00:22:55.200 I don't like Christy Noem.

00:22:57.480 Also, Christy Noem and Corey Lewandowski had an affair.

00:23:00.440 That kind of blew up that potential.

00:23:02.080 Okay.

00:23:03.400 My list, my top people right now, Tucker Carlson.

00:23:08.180 It's kind of like an, I don't know if it's impossible.

00:23:10.320 Dude, how would he?

00:23:12.280 He makes like 20 mil a year, has the best life ever, so chill.

00:23:16.200 Yeah.

00:23:16.980 Or.

00:23:17.560 Just to be a public servant, number two as well.

00:23:20.320 Like, that's a hard sell for Tucker.

00:23:21.140 It's a hard ask.

00:23:22.040 It's a hard ask, but my favorite VPs right now, besides Carrie Lake, are Tucker Carlson

00:23:27.420 and General Flynn.

00:23:29.880 Oh.

00:23:30.460 And everyone says, oh, you need to bring a VP who gets a demographic you don't really

00:23:34.800 have covered, like Mike Pence helped with the evangelicals.

00:23:37.480 Yeah.

00:23:37.940 I think times are different.

00:23:39.420 We just lean into the QAnon folks, and we win this thing with 82 million.

00:23:44.680 I would say Rudy Giuliani could be the vice president, but he has that picture of him

00:23:50.800 golfing.

00:23:51.480 Yeah.

00:23:52.640 So you kind of.

00:23:54.040 That was disqualifying, unfortunately, Rudy.

00:23:56.480 He's got shorts on.

00:23:57.520 We love you.

00:23:58.080 We love what you did for New York.

00:23:59.120 He's got like 18-inch seam shorts.

00:24:01.600 Yeah.

00:24:01.940 I don't know what that is.

00:24:03.460 Where do you even get those?

00:24:04.340 I don't know.

00:24:04.960 So you can't, I don't know.

00:24:05.680 You can't be VP anymore after that golf picture.

00:24:10.700 What is that?

00:24:11.460 Do you like that?

00:24:12.100 Those ideas that I had, though?

00:24:13.660 Flynn and Tucker?

00:24:14.960 Yeah.

00:24:15.320 I would.

00:24:15.740 When we were having this conversation off camera, I was trying to think of somebody great

00:24:19.660 from one of the swing states that's going to come.

00:24:22.580 Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona, like Pennsylvania.

00:24:26.640 One of those, I was trying to think, and I couldn't come up with anybody, so you might

00:24:29.580 as well do a Tucker Carlson, General Flynn type thing.

00:24:32.480 I don't know.

00:24:33.060 Yeah, there really isn't much.

00:24:35.060 I don't like Tim Scott.

00:24:36.360 I don't like, I don't think Byron Donald is impressive.

00:24:39.500 So we're in a tough spot.

00:24:41.260 But whatever, whoever is the VP, what needs to happen, I want there to be like a whole

00:24:46.440 term of busing.

00:24:48.200 Me too.

00:24:49.240 Where everyone just gets bused where they need to get bused to.

00:24:52.260 So you come in, four years of Trump and Flynn, Trump and Carlson, and the bad guys get bused

00:24:59.820 to jail.

00:25:00.760 The illegals get bused to Mexico.

00:25:03.140 Whatever we spent on Ukraine, I want to spend on buses.

00:25:07.020 Buses.

00:25:07.600 And it's all, you'll see them.

00:25:09.220 They'll be like gray and like blacked out windows, federally owned buses, and everyone

00:25:14.160 is just getting bused to where they need to get bused to.

00:25:16.860 You stop at a checkpoint and they just go, keep going right to Mexico.

00:25:21.360 Get the fuck out.

00:25:23.100 So you got to load it up with all the corrupt politicians, all the Muppets who do illegal

00:25:27.380 stuff, all the people from the media who do illegal stuff.

00:25:29.940 Anybody who ever dumped a packet of ballots into a vote site, you know, they're getting

00:25:35.300 bused.

00:25:35.520 You'll have some new offenders in this upcoming election.

00:25:37.980 Of course.

00:25:38.600 And everyone gets zip tied up and bused out.

00:25:41.560 Yep.

00:25:41.960 That's what I hope for for 2024.

00:25:43.440 2024.

00:25:44.440 That's the dream.

00:25:45.560 Buss them out.

00:25:46.660 I can't even imagine it, you know?

00:25:48.320 Yeah.

00:25:48.580 It feels like we're so far away from that happening.

00:25:50.540 Oh, a federal court judge in Hawaii blocks the buses.

00:25:53.580 Yeah.

00:25:53.980 And then it's like, nope, we're doing what you did.

00:25:56.300 Buss him out too.

00:25:56.780 Yeah.

00:25:56.980 We're doing what you did with the election.

00:25:58.660 We're just busing them out.

00:25:59.640 Yeah.

00:25:59.780 We heard your thing.

00:26:00.740 We're not doing that.

00:26:01.800 Everyone's getting bused out.

00:26:02.820 Oh, and the judge who tried to block it.

00:26:05.260 There's a bus.

00:26:05.960 He's on a bus.

00:26:06.860 There's a bus outside.

00:26:07.960 Hop on.

00:26:08.800 That's kind of what needs to happen.

00:26:10.260 All right.

00:26:10.560 We have to kind of keep going.

00:26:12.340 We're running behind a little bit.

00:26:13.760 Okay.

00:26:14.180 Luggage twink update.

00:26:16.040 Yeah.

00:26:16.300 So the, remember the African designer who said Sam Britton was wearing her clothes after

00:26:20.640 seeing him on the news?

00:26:21.920 Police found the outfits in his home and just returned them to her.

00:26:26.260 That feels good.

00:26:27.400 We haven't had an update in a while on Sam.

00:26:29.100 That's a W.

00:26:29.520 So is he in jail?

00:26:31.040 I don't think so.

00:26:32.240 I don't think so.

00:26:33.780 All right.

00:26:34.040 What's good, the saga is pretty much over.

00:26:36.600 As you guys know, we have the handcuffs.

00:26:39.460 Yeah.

00:26:39.740 We have the handcuffs that arrested Sam Britton.

00:26:42.960 So that's kind of the cultural scalp that we collected from that whole scenario.

00:26:48.020 All right.

00:26:48.640 We move on.

00:26:49.620 We have some good news out of Afghanistan.

00:26:51.620 Really good news out of Afghanistan.

00:26:53.240 It says, visit the magnificent, this is from the Taliban public relations department in

00:26:58.600 Afghanistan, visit the magnificent, you read it, Richard.

00:27:02.060 I'll take over here.

00:27:03.080 You read it.

00:27:03.880 You keep this, hey, you keep the schizo wheels going, the bus and them out.

00:27:07.320 I'll do the reading.

00:27:08.080 All right.

00:27:08.480 All right.

00:27:08.900 Visit the magnificent nation of Afghanistan, the real land of the free and the home of

00:27:13.140 the brave.

00:27:13.840 Unlike Americans, a rugged country inhabited by muscular men and traditional women, you

00:27:18.620 will be 100% safe since the war is over and we no longer capturing tourists for ransom.

00:27:24.240 Well, that's great news.

00:27:25.760 No longer capturing tourists for ransom.

00:27:28.040 Great.

00:27:28.600 Oh, it's lovely this time of year.

00:27:30.380 Thank you.

00:27:31.240 Hey, the women are traditional and the men are muscular and they're no longer capturing

00:27:34.560 tourists.

00:27:35.160 So if you guys are looking to do a trip, want to go abroad, maybe they don't have vaccine

00:27:38.780 requirements either.

00:27:39.720 Lovely mountains, very sparsely populated hinterlands that you can enjoy.

00:27:43.620 Of course.

00:27:44.920 All right.

00:27:45.260 Moving on.

00:27:45.900 We have to get through this page.

00:27:47.180 There's a pit bull conference or a pit bull event coming up.

00:27:52.160 It says a mass XL bully walk is being planned in Birmingham with the organizer asking people

00:27:58.320 to bring as many people and kids as possible.

00:28:00.600 Heaps of huge dogs in one place with possibly the most sensory stimulus they've ever had.

00:28:05.380 No way it could go wrong.

00:28:06.700 And this is in response to Rishi Sunak or whatever his name is, the PM of England.

00:28:12.420 Yeah.

00:28:12.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:13.080 Who wanted to ban the breed, the XL bully breed, which is great move.

00:28:17.120 It's like one of those things where it's like, did a pit bull write this?

00:28:20.540 Yeah.

00:28:20.940 Bring as many pit bulls and kids as you can.

00:28:23.520 Exactly.

00:28:24.140 It's like when there's like a million mouse traps on the floor and then one snaps and then

00:28:28.600 they all go crazy.

00:28:29.580 Mm-hmm.

00:28:29.920 That's what's going to happen, but with the pit bulls.

00:28:32.080 Yeah.

00:28:32.240 So we'll be covering that in two weeks or whenever it takes place.

00:28:35.840 You'll know about it.

00:28:36.840 You'll hear about it.

00:28:37.620 Yeah.

00:28:37.960 The blood will be flowing through the streets when that happens.

00:28:41.820 Page three housekeeping.

00:28:43.240 Sandwich of fall.

00:28:44.240 So obviously the summer was the sandwich of the BLT was the sandwich of summer.

00:28:48.760 And then Arnold Palmer's Arnie Palmy summer, BLT's summer's over now.

00:28:54.060 So the sandwich of fall, the top contenders right now are the French dip.

00:28:58.080 And then people are also telling me about French onion soup.

00:29:01.540 Cheese melted on top.

00:29:03.260 So we can kind of have like a French fall almost.

00:29:05.860 Maybe French fries, French dip, French onion soup.

00:29:09.120 So that's what's being floated right now.

00:29:11.680 If you guys have any other suggestions for sandwich of fall, let us know.

00:29:15.780 We're not ready to crown it just yet.

00:29:18.260 Although that was my first instinct as well, French dip.

00:29:20.700 Rap Boy's a big French dip guy.

00:29:22.120 Love it.

00:29:22.680 So au jus.

00:29:23.760 I need the au jus on the side.

00:29:25.200 But yeah, let us know what your nominations are.

00:29:28.080 Yeah.

00:29:28.320 And let's keep it moving.

00:29:29.420 This is kind of the schizo page.

00:29:30.840 The naming contest.

00:29:32.420 We have some things we're naming.

00:29:34.920 Every month we try and find stuff that has contests.

00:29:38.720 Yeah.

00:29:38.940 Where they say, oh, help us name this animal or help us name this bridge.

00:29:42.420 And we always submit like schizo, Rob Smith, Snarf, Snarf, O'Banion stuff.

00:29:46.420 So we have an opportunity here.

00:29:48.080 Put your imagination to the test.

00:29:49.560 Help us name our new golf glove.

00:29:52.440 And this one, guys, it's just like a Google Doc.

00:29:55.680 Yeah.

00:29:56.000 So this is actually the one that we can crush.

00:29:58.400 Especially if everyone exactly submits the same thing.

00:30:01.280 Snarf, Snarf.

00:30:02.040 I think we should call this the R. Smith Cabana Collection.

00:30:05.600 Oh my God.

00:30:06.540 Because R. Smith CC, like CC sounds like Country Club.

00:30:11.260 Okay.

00:30:11.560 So R-S-C-C, like the Rob Smith Cabana Collection.

00:30:14.520 Okay.

00:30:14.900 I think that's more likely to get picked than any Snarf, Snarf stuff.

00:30:18.060 So they spell it out, Rob Smith Cabana Collection?

00:30:20.800 R-Smith.

00:30:21.780 R-Smith Cabana Collection.

00:30:23.600 R-Smith Cabana Collection, parentheses, R-S-C-C.

00:30:27.460 Because I already submitted Snarf, Snarf for this on my own.

00:30:30.200 You can submit Snarf, Snarf.

00:30:31.220 But I think this next one is more of a Snarf, Snarf.

00:30:33.600 Okay.

00:30:34.220 This is a gator in Orlando from Gatorland.

00:30:37.080 They saved the alligator.

00:30:38.740 The top of the jaw of the alligator was ripped off.

00:30:42.140 And he kind of looks like a little Snarf, Snarf to me.

00:30:44.340 Yeah.

00:30:44.840 It's a little Snarf, Snarf type.

00:30:46.480 I actually agree with you.

00:30:47.340 So that's going to be the link to the description.

00:30:50.000 Let's get both of those things named.

00:30:51.980 And like we said before, someone named their Tesla Snarf, Snarf.

00:30:54.940 That's a W.

00:30:55.840 That's a huge dub.

00:30:57.000 So R-Smith Cabana Collection.

00:30:59.740 R-Smith Cabana Collection.

00:31:01.700 All right.

00:31:02.200 Yep.

00:31:02.540 And then Snarf, Snarf the alligator for the other one.

00:31:05.280 Cool.

00:31:05.380 All right.

00:31:05.760 Moving on.

00:31:06.400 We have a big announcement.

00:31:08.300 Us two, me and Rap Boy here on the show, we have our own P.O. Box.

00:31:13.840 Oh, shit.

00:31:14.760 We have a new P.O. Box.

00:31:16.360 So if you guys want to send us stuff, you want to send us a letter, you want to send

00:31:20.060 us a product, you want to send us a gift or fan art or whatever you have.

00:31:24.580 Pipe bomb.

00:31:25.380 Glitter bomb.

00:31:27.140 Whatever.

00:31:27.540 So the address is linked in the description.

00:31:31.160 You guys can send us all kinds of prizes.

00:31:34.620 We're going to read them in Bonus Land.

00:31:36.080 We're going to create a new segment for Bonus Landers where we go through the monthly mail.

00:31:40.100 And we also have a safety system in place where we send an intern to get all the stuff.

00:31:46.220 So if you try to kill us, you're going to end up killing the made up intern.

00:31:49.720 You're going to kill a fake 19-year-old intern and his hands are going to be gone if you blow

00:31:53.920 him up.

00:31:54.220 So don't blow anyone up.

00:31:55.280 Someone else actually emailed me and they said, don't, like, if you're taking packages

00:32:00.280 from a P.O. Box, some people put an AirTag in just to get where you live.

00:32:04.000 And I'm like, dude, I don't think we're that.

00:32:05.880 I don't think anybody's doing that yet.

00:32:07.620 But, you know.

00:32:08.740 Maybe we'll open them at a public park next to a dumpster.

00:32:11.560 Smart.

00:32:12.240 So we can dump the boxes after.

00:32:13.640 All right.

00:32:13.960 Moving on.

00:32:15.000 We have some world records.

00:32:16.620 We have some new world records.

00:32:18.220 It's been a while.

00:32:18.860 It's been a while.

00:32:19.640 Basically, I have a good one and a bad one and then one that I'm proposing as a world

00:32:25.640 record.

00:32:26.300 OK.

00:32:26.620 So the good world record, let's start with that.

00:32:30.020 I'm assuming it's the Pogo guy, right?

00:32:31.480 Of course.

00:32:32.260 This guy just shattered the world record for the most bounces in a row on a Pogo stick,

00:32:36.100 all in the name of charity.

00:32:37.340 His name is James Romeliotis from Boston, Massachusetts.

00:32:39.360 The number to beat, $88,047.

00:32:41.740 I'm going to skip to the end.

00:32:42.840 Go right to the end.

00:32:43.640 Yeah.

00:32:43.820 In under two hours.

00:32:44.820 OK.

00:32:45.020 So here he is, like, towards the end.

00:32:46.620 Time to step off.

00:32:47.680 After 11 hours, 38 minutes, you've got $115,170,000, all to raise money for veterans charities

00:32:54.860 in the Boston area.

00:32:56.240 Just an incredible.

00:32:57.320 So that's good.

00:32:58.040 Hey, that's a good one.

00:32:59.260 That's a pure endurance.

00:33:00.680 He shattered the record.

00:33:02.420 It's a standard thing anyone can do, right?

00:33:04.260 Yep.

00:33:04.660 12 hours, basically, on the Pogo stick.

00:33:06.880 And then the money that he won went to charity for veterans.

00:33:10.920 Cool.

00:33:11.460 I like that.

00:33:12.200 That's a real world record.

00:33:13.540 And then at the end, he got off the Pogo stick and basically collapsed.

00:33:16.020 He was dead.

00:33:16.700 That's how it should go.

00:33:17.840 Here is one that is not as impressive.

00:33:22.980 Fastest time to eat a burrito.

00:33:25.360 It should be over.

00:33:26.440 She's not even crushing it.

00:33:27.760 That's how I eat a burrito normal.

00:33:29.860 UK pro speed eater.

00:33:31.580 Get Joey Chestnut on this.

00:33:33.520 Someone should just take it and go, in one bite, swallow it.

00:33:36.660 It could be...

00:33:37.200 You could have done two by now.

00:33:43.500 She swallows pretty fast, though.

00:33:45.440 That's actually...

00:33:48.120 Look at this part.

00:33:58.500 And then they may give her the award.

00:34:01.080 Yeah, they give her the award right there.

00:34:02.900 World's fastest burrito eating.

00:34:04.700 I can beat that record right now.

00:34:07.040 I think there's a part where she got it down faster than you might be able to.

00:34:11.080 Like, she goes like...

00:34:12.340 No.

00:34:12.820 And got it down.

00:34:13.600 I can beat it right now.

00:34:14.740 I've beaten the record without knowing it.

00:34:16.860 I've done stuff way faster than that.

00:34:18.880 Joey Chestnut.

00:34:19.660 You didn't consult with Joey Chestnut first for an eating record?

00:34:22.900 Yeah.

00:34:23.060 I think he should have an instant rebuttal right across the table.

00:34:25.720 Yeah.

00:34:26.100 And then here's a world record that I'm proposing.

00:34:28.720 It's best headbutt in police custody.

00:34:32.960 This guy gets arrested.

00:34:35.540 They bring him up.

00:34:36.640 He's got his hands behind his back.

00:34:44.280 He's in someone's face.

00:34:45.020 And he headbutts that guy.

00:34:46.500 It absolutely knocks him out.

00:34:48.220 And then, what's it called?

00:34:50.560 The runner-up or consolation prize?

00:34:53.380 Worst car to buy on Craigslist.

00:34:55.960 Stupid, dude.

00:34:57.700 All right.

00:34:58.080 So, I got this car from Craigslist because I needed something a little bit more gas-efficient.

00:35:03.320 And, um, no, dude, I, you should probably just leave it.

00:35:11.060 Dog.

00:35:11.840 King spider.

00:35:12.840 Yeah, but I'm not.

00:35:13.500 King spider car.

00:35:14.420 I'm not keeping, I'm not keeping this car, bro.

00:35:17.040 So.

00:35:17.500 Yeah, you're done.

00:35:18.400 It's over.

00:35:18.980 So, worst car to buy off Craigslist.

00:35:20.600 Those are the world records for the week.

00:35:21.960 Smart.

00:35:22.360 And you know what?

00:35:23.060 Guinness basically might accept those because that's how fucking loose they are these days.

00:35:27.040 Best headbutt in police custody.

00:35:29.220 That ain't nothing.

00:35:30.040 All right, let's move on.

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00:35:51.680 All right, cringe of the week.

00:35:55.300 First clip of cringe is the guy who tried to meet up with the kid to have him drink piss.

00:36:01.100 Is that correct?

00:36:02.360 But.

00:36:03.320 You did talk about a little boy pissing your drink and drinking it.

00:36:06.940 You talked about taking loads on the face.

00:36:09.980 Actually, no.

00:36:10.820 I said things like that.

00:36:12.840 That's correct.

00:36:14.060 Okay.

00:36:14.760 But that's things that gay people do that straight people don't understand.

00:36:17.920 Oh, that's things that gay people do that straight people don't understand.

00:36:23.260 So, that's what gays are up to.

00:36:25.160 Yeah.

00:36:25.520 I'll take your word for it.

00:36:26.700 He just threw all gays under the bus.

00:36:29.200 Yeah.

00:36:29.480 And also, it's like, all right, explain it to me.

00:36:33.300 Yeah.

00:36:33.660 That stuff straight people wouldn't understand.

00:36:35.340 Well, you're, we have the whole night blocked off.

00:36:38.440 Yeah.

00:36:38.720 You're on a predator YouTube channel.

00:36:40.600 Why don't you explain it?

00:36:41.580 Yeah.

00:36:41.780 We have all the time in the world.

00:36:42.960 And then also, it's like, so either he's lying to you or you need to be disliking gay people even more than you currently do.

00:36:51.340 Right?

00:36:51.600 You guys trying to drink piss?

00:36:52.980 Trying to put piss in my drinks at the restaurant?

00:36:55.920 All right.

00:36:56.420 Let's move on.

00:36:57.040 We have a lot of cringe to get to.

00:36:58.140 The new AIDS memorial.

00:36:58.840 He tried to throw the entire gay community under the bus right there just to get out of one slippery little slope.

00:37:04.080 This is normal for gay guys.

00:37:05.760 Just take my word for it.

00:37:06.960 It's a gay thing.

00:37:07.740 It's a gay thing.

00:37:08.460 We just drink, we drink piss.

00:37:09.760 I kind of thought that.

00:37:11.920 Yeah.

00:37:12.080 I kind of guessed that.

00:37:13.000 I was, yeah.

00:37:13.780 I was over the target.

00:37:14.840 But there's a new AIDS memorial that's nine feet tall and looks like a butthole.

00:37:22.780 It looks like a blown out ass.

00:37:24.700 Yeah.

00:37:24.960 So this is in Palm Springs.

00:37:26.780 Proposed AIDS memorial sculpture in Palm Springs is at the center of a heated debate.

00:37:31.680 And, you know, everyone's saying in addition to concerns about the abstract nature of the sculpture,

00:37:35.540 some residents have raised eyebrows over its perceived resemblance to certain body parts.

00:37:40.520 Buttholes.

00:37:41.220 Yeah.

00:37:42.080 Assholes.

00:37:42.480 You'd think if you're doing a gay statue, you'd avoid butt and dick shaped things.

00:37:49.380 And you would think that and it would be so easy to avoid it.

00:37:53.480 And yet people still stumble into this, right?

00:37:56.340 So it's like, what happens?

00:37:58.160 Is this guy not immediately fired?

00:38:00.180 Like, wow, that was the only oversight that would have embarrassed the entire town and the charity who's trying to do this.

00:38:06.880 You should probably go.

00:38:07.980 No hard feelings.

00:38:09.160 You botched it.

00:38:09.960 Yeah.

00:38:10.240 The documents get passed around and everyone's, like, scared to say no to a gay AIDS thing.

00:38:15.860 Well, and that's the thing.

00:38:16.720 Like, even in this article, even in this article, in addition to concerns about the abstract nature,

00:38:21.360 some residents have raised eyebrows over its perceived resemblance to certain body parts.

00:38:26.240 So the article doesn't even say this.

00:38:28.040 Wait, that looks like a loose butthole.

00:38:29.540 And so, like, imagine the professional people running a charity who can't just go, hey, are we worried about this being, like, an asshole or no?

00:38:37.760 Yeah.

00:38:38.140 Nobody can say that in, like, a professional setting or context.

00:38:41.340 We can.

00:38:42.140 Yeah, I'm a consultant.

00:38:43.640 Bring me on.

00:38:44.260 We have a podcast.

00:38:45.260 We have a vulgar, sometimes vulgar podcast.

00:38:47.540 And the thing is nine feet tall and costs 500 grand.

00:38:51.080 Lovely way to spend some money, right?

00:38:52.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:38:53.460 But, yeah, isn't that funny that there's, like, that certain, like, you can't even bring it up.

00:38:58.080 You can't even mention it at work type of thing.

00:39:00.500 It's a very big disconnect.

00:39:02.400 It's like a fake world.

00:39:03.960 We're not operating in the real world.

00:39:05.820 We're operating in, like, the professional what's okay world.

00:39:08.780 And if I was at some charity, I wouldn't be like, hey, it looks like an asshole.

00:39:13.320 And then, like, what, maybe lose your job?

00:39:15.060 So I get it.

00:39:16.100 So they're stuck doing it.

00:39:17.540 And then it's also, like, in past episodes how the simulation winks at you.

00:39:21.700 Oh, yeah.

00:39:22.540 This was a big.

00:39:23.440 The butthole wink.

00:39:25.200 Simulation butthole winks at us.

00:39:26.540 Which is a gay thing, too, that straight people don't understand.

00:39:29.920 We communicate with it.

00:39:31.600 All right.

00:39:32.060 We have some man in the streets that kind of showed what's really going on with the progressive agenda.

00:39:37.200 We have the 12-year-old tattoo from Malik Snaps.

00:39:40.000 This one, just unbelievable.

00:39:42.100 Do you think a 12-year-old should be able to get a tattoo?

00:39:44.060 No.

00:39:44.640 No.

00:39:45.280 It's a pretty permanent decision.

00:39:47.540 They can't make the decision for themselves.

00:39:49.020 You have something permanent on their body.

00:39:50.160 Do you think a 12-year-old should be able to consent to puberty blockers?

00:39:53.480 Yes.

00:39:53.920 Yes.

00:39:54.340 And I understand how that sounds really hypocritical.

00:39:56.620 Yes, it's a permanent change on their body.

00:39:58.080 But I think that at that point in their life, they probably know who they are, who they want to be.

00:40:02.960 And you think so at 12 years old?

00:40:04.820 Yes.

00:40:05.920 Ah.

00:40:06.700 So that's when you get it right in 30 seconds.

00:40:09.880 Both sides of it.

00:40:11.000 You can get a tattoo removed, by the way.

00:40:12.960 Yeah.

00:40:13.260 It's actually not even that, that serious.

00:40:15.460 Especially if it's, like, a small one or something.

00:40:17.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:18.480 My main thing is, like, you say, and I know that's hypocritical, then why are you saying it?

00:40:25.040 You know, like, you have to have some sort of consistent belief system, right?

00:40:29.120 Yeah.

00:40:29.620 But they don't.

00:40:30.780 It's not about, well, you want to play this other video before we make it?

00:40:34.120 Yeah, we'll get the other video.

00:40:35.080 But something, I want to just kind of put this out there.

00:40:37.420 Something happened in the last few years that just made everyone emotional and retarded.

00:40:41.660 Yeah.

00:40:41.900 And you get a question like that, and you literally, like, you say the lines, you say

00:40:47.600 what your side's supposed to believe, but you're saying the lines without understanding

00:40:52.400 the worldview.

00:40:54.020 And then even though it's hypocritical, it's more important to the person to say the incorrect

00:40:59.340 line that makes no sense on camera.

00:41:01.140 Group think correct, yeah.

00:41:02.400 As opposed to, like, well, I know it doesn't make sense.

00:41:05.460 Maybe I should re-question my beliefs and how I got here.

00:41:08.760 It's like, I know it doesn't make sense, but that's the correct answer.

00:41:12.060 And we have another example of this.

00:41:15.020 You just seem very misogynistic, realistically.

00:41:17.860 What is misogyny?

00:41:23.100 She doesn't know.

00:41:24.020 Why are you using words that you don't even know the definition of?

00:41:26.240 No, no, that's not what I meant.

00:41:27.820 I think you are misogynistic, though.

00:41:29.820 What does misogynistic mean, though?

00:41:32.420 Like, just so I know what you're calling me.

00:41:36.120 Okay, so the reason I said it is just, again, based on the...

00:41:44.000 The...

00:41:44.520 So, yeah, and then the girl goes, again, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, which is like a crutch

00:41:49.280 that dumb people use.

00:41:50.640 Again.

00:41:50.960 Yeah, again, like, as if you're the authority in the conversation and you know what you're

00:41:54.920 talking about and the other person you're talking to is stupid.

00:41:56.960 Like, again, like I said, it's like a little tool, but it's a little tool they use, but

00:42:02.980 it's a giveaway.

00:42:03.860 If you hear someone go, again, or like I said, they don't really have the argument.

00:42:08.760 They're just repeating.

00:42:09.640 And then for both of these video clips, it's parrots.

00:42:13.820 It's people who repeat a phrase, and obviously they both got smoked.

00:42:17.620 Everybody here got smoked online, right?

00:42:19.480 Mm-hmm.

00:42:20.200 But they're parrots.

00:42:21.440 They're not thinkers.

00:42:22.600 They say the line.

00:42:23.940 It's like an actor who shows up and doesn't know what the movie's about.

00:42:26.920 Yeah, you know the script.

00:42:28.000 He's in the scene.

00:42:29.000 He goes, that's my orange.

00:42:31.140 But he doesn't know, like, the whole movie's about something crazy.

00:42:34.240 So he just shows up, hits the lines, and then they vote, too.

00:42:37.900 Yeah.

00:42:38.160 They show up to vote.

00:42:39.400 And they don't understand the plot.

00:42:40.580 And they hit the D on the voting machine, too.

00:42:43.820 Yeah.

00:42:43.960 So it's a little strange to see.

00:42:45.860 But America is not producing many thinkers right now.

00:42:49.580 And I can't imagine any of these people in either of these videos doing, like, a deep

00:42:54.560 dive on something.

00:42:55.580 Or go down a rabbit hole.

00:42:56.860 A rabbit hole.

00:42:57.420 And realize, like, holy shit, I've been lied to on how bad Monsanto is, or this, or that.

00:43:03.140 Anything.

00:43:03.960 It can be some hippie shit.

00:43:05.740 Mm-hmm.

00:43:05.920 You know?

00:43:06.220 You don't have to be a right-wing conservative, you know, or whatever.

00:43:09.740 But it's like, hmm, are too many black people in jail right now?

00:43:14.040 It's like, well, let me dig in.

00:43:15.580 You know?

00:43:15.920 Yeah.

00:43:16.060 There's never, it's never, like, let's look into it.

00:43:18.960 It's always just, okay, that's what you say for the most people to agree with you so that

00:43:24.660 you can go through life without, like, getting called out or something.

00:43:27.680 Exactly.

00:43:28.180 You just recite the lines, you show up to vote, and you think you're correct because Dwight

00:43:31.880 from the office agrees with you.

00:43:33.360 Yeah.

00:43:33.740 And not even Dwight from the office in the show.

00:43:35.680 Just him on Twitter later.

00:43:37.100 Yeah.

00:43:37.700 You know?

00:43:38.140 That nerd pussy guy on Twitter.

00:43:40.120 Yeah.

00:43:40.700 Let's go to the next thing.

00:43:42.540 This is page two of Cringe.

00:43:44.320 The dilation in a handicapped stall, lady?

00:43:47.060 Page two of Cringe.

00:43:48.240 Yeah, so this says, uh, dilation day two.

00:43:51.500 So, this guy just got his dick shut off or chopped off.

00:43:55.120 Uh, let's play.

00:43:56.440 Where in an airport can I locate a clean, dry, private place I lie down, take off my knickers

00:44:02.060 and spread my legs?

00:44:03.820 Found a disabled toilet.

00:44:05.260 Not the most fun I've had.

00:44:06.880 That's womanhood, baby.

00:44:08.420 Every girl has done this.

00:44:09.760 Yeah.

00:44:10.300 Every girl lies flat-backed on a, uh, a handicapped stall and just dilates their shit in the airport.

00:44:16.320 Because you cut your dick off and you have a hole now.

00:44:18.520 You need to keep it open so it doesn't close up.

00:44:20.820 Uh, I think we need dilation chambers in every building.

00:44:25.300 I think California is like, whoa, we should.

00:44:28.980 Yeah.

00:44:29.360 Starbucks.

00:44:30.120 Let's do Starbucks.

00:44:31.260 Let's put them in Starbucks.

00:44:32.340 Dilation chamber at every Starbucks.

00:44:33.960 And then not only that, not only is this person a criminally insane nut job, but, uh, they

00:44:39.620 tweet about it.

00:44:40.980 They draw attention to their own.

00:44:43.520 Yeah.

00:44:44.480 Stupidity, right?

00:44:45.340 So, it's like, I want attention for this because I'm doing something insane that nobody

00:44:50.060 should do.

00:44:50.580 Which is kind of insightful to the whole thing.

00:44:52.520 It's all about attention.

00:44:53.760 Of course.

00:44:54.400 And I, I actually like this.

00:44:56.220 I think if you're trans and you're living your life and you try to go to the women's bathroom

00:45:00.380 and shit, like, you should have to cut your dick off.

00:45:04.640 I know it's sick.

00:45:05.800 I know it's sick, but you got to go through with it.

00:45:07.780 Finish the job, right?

00:45:08.680 Yeah.

00:45:08.760 You got to finish the job.

00:45:10.240 Uh, what's that last thing of this?

00:45:11.900 Uh, is this too, some guy tweeted, some guy tweeted, is this too much to ask?

00:45:16.240 And it's a hot girl with, uh, taking pizzas out of the oven.

00:45:19.480 You know, he's, he's daydreaming of the trad wife, you know, classic, classic, beautiful

00:45:23.860 woman cooking for you.

00:45:25.220 And then Jenny tight pants came in and said, motherfuckers will complain that no women

00:45:30.860 want to be housewives while ignoring the hundreds of trans girls who want exactly that.

00:45:35.720 So I guess it's not impossible to get that trad wife you're looking for.

00:45:39.840 Yeah.

00:45:40.300 She just has a fucking dinger.

00:45:41.780 She just needs to dilate a little bit.

00:45:43.300 Yeah.

00:45:43.700 At the airport.

00:45:45.100 No big deal.

00:45:46.600 All right.

00:45:46.980 Moving on.

00:45:47.700 Paw Patrol.

00:45:48.280 Paw Patrol has a new writer, uh, that is like a trans type.

00:45:54.280 Type psycho person.

00:45:56.440 Okay.

00:45:57.200 Um, and they, so there's a, there's a show called Rubble and Crew, which is a spinoff

00:46:01.820 from Paw Patrol.

00:46:02.780 And it says, Paw Patrol introduces first non-binary character.

00:46:06.160 I guess I know which show to watch.

00:46:08.400 Which show not to watch on Saturday morning now.

00:46:10.480 Yeah.

00:46:11.120 Uh, and then here's the quote from the person says, I wanted to write a non-binary character

00:46:14.520 that was aspirational and incredibly cool.

00:46:16.940 Someone for the pups and kids at home to look up to.

00:46:19.840 So the dog wants to, the dog wants to cut his dick off.

00:46:23.340 Yeah.

00:46:23.660 The dog doesn't know what it is.

00:46:24.860 It's they, them, and, uh, it's they, them.

00:46:26.900 And it's also the coolest dog there is.

00:46:29.260 He can do whatever he wants.

00:46:30.420 And I don't even, I don't know any of this shit.

00:46:31.960 I don't have any young kids in my life, but you, uh, know somebody who watches this.

00:46:36.000 If you're related to me and you have young children that love Paw Patrol, hopefully you

00:46:40.380 have them stop watching it or you wean them off.

00:46:43.500 We're sounding the alarm.

00:46:44.920 Like the Paw Patrol, it should just be rough, rough, run away, deal with some stuff, maybe

00:46:50.580 learn basic math.

00:46:52.100 Yeah.

00:46:52.560 But they're bringing in the genitals of the animals, I guess now.

00:46:58.380 Of course.

00:46:59.020 Um, and then, yeah.

00:46:59.900 And then this is the, the new writer for Paw Patrol.

00:47:02.480 No.

00:47:03.060 This is the writer and this is what they do on their YouTube channel.

00:47:05.640 A book called What's an Abortion Anyway?

00:47:09.360 Linz, what is an abortion anyway?

00:47:12.880 Well, we're just going to have to find out in the book, Teddy.

00:47:16.420 So that's the new writer for Paw Patrol.

00:47:19.240 Writes, writes themselves.

00:47:21.200 Yeah.

00:47:21.700 Immediately writes a character that's like as much them as they can, which we've seen in

00:47:25.220 Star Wars and other things like that before.

00:47:27.380 Mm-hmm.

00:47:27.920 No creativity there.

00:47:29.220 And then, uh, Paw Patrol also had some gummy snacks that had, uh, a website on the back

00:47:35.760 that ended up being P-O-R-N.

00:47:38.920 Yeah.

00:47:39.340 And I think, I, I don't think that was them doing it.

00:47:41.980 I think that was a, they let the domain lapse or something.

00:47:46.180 And then some guy came in and was like, let me get in on this.

00:47:49.220 So it wasn't them, but it's like Paw Patrol spiraling, having a bad week.

00:47:54.020 So we need the Paw Patrol guy to solve that one.

00:47:57.440 All right.

00:47:57.700 What is it, Paw Patrol?

00:47:58.540 They're cops?

00:47:59.220 They're like little, they're like little, uh, community members and they're all dogs.

00:48:03.340 Okay.

00:48:03.660 There's a cop dog.

00:48:04.780 There's a fireman dog.

00:48:06.220 Cause I remember during George Floyd, they did something super stupid.

00:48:09.600 Like they did, like they were apologizing for having a police dog or something like that.

00:48:15.400 Like during George Floyd.

00:48:16.500 So.

00:48:16.900 Classic.

00:48:17.100 Yeah.

00:48:17.400 Um, all right.

00:48:18.000 That's the end of cringe.

00:48:18.880 It was a light cringe.

00:48:19.780 What about shitty vegan lunch?

00:48:21.320 That's going to be in bonus land.

00:48:22.760 Okay.

00:48:23.060 Shitty vegan lunch.

00:48:24.140 It looks disgusting.

00:48:25.360 Incidental teaser for bonus land.

00:48:26.760 Yeah.

00:48:27.040 That's what bonus land is going to have today.

00:48:28.700 We're moving on to urban decay.

00:48:30.660 The theme for this urban decay is who is being looked out for.

00:48:34.660 Okay.

00:48:35.160 That's kind of the theme.

00:48:36.180 We're going to ask that question after every clip.

00:48:38.040 And it's going to make you wonder whose interests are being protected and looked out for, uh,

00:48:44.340 and whose aren't.

00:48:45.440 And it's not, I'll give you a hint.

00:48:47.500 It's usually not Jack and Jill taxpayer, upstanding citizen.

00:48:51.060 It's not.

00:48:51.840 No.

00:48:52.160 All right.

00:48:52.420 So the first one, there's a mistrial in this Asian man who got beat up.

00:48:56.940 Do we want to play the original video first?

00:48:58.780 Let's read the headline and then do the video.

00:49:00.660 Okay.

00:49:00.960 Uh, update for Mandy.

00:49:02.520 No, a mistrial has been declared in the trial of a Calvin ushery because jurors could not

00:49:07.460 reach a verdict.

00:49:08.320 The suspect's attorney told the jury, uh, the September 22 video of the brutal beating of

00:49:14.740 an elderly Asian man provokes a lot of emotion, but told them not to direct that against his

00:49:20.380 client.

00:49:20.960 Who's the one who did the beating?

00:49:22.760 And here's the beating that the, the lawyer told the jury to ignore.

00:49:27.400 Asian man at a jewelry store, gun to his head, grabs his neck, pistol whip, pistol whip, pistol

00:49:37.580 whip, three pistol whips and a lifeless Asian man.

00:49:40.820 Then he jumps over the counter and keeps beating him up.

00:49:51.000 And then, yeah.

00:49:52.140 You know what all jurors should do?

00:49:54.940 Ignore the only firsthand primary evidence that there is.

00:49:58.680 It provokes a lot of emotion.

00:50:00.560 And you shouldn't think about that when it comes to trying to get the guy who did it in

00:50:04.020 jail.

00:50:04.420 You shouldn't think about that, right?

00:50:05.440 Exactly.

00:50:05.960 And I have a theory and we've kind of talked about this on the show before, but a jury of

00:50:10.000 your peers, you know, that phrase, of course, I think the bad guys that run the world took

00:50:14.520 that as a challenge.

00:50:15.340 And then they made everyone as stupid as possible.

00:50:18.180 And what, I mean, you guys have seen how it is out there, right?

00:50:21.520 The elementary school teachers are wearing the mask and a gay and a trans flag and whatever.

00:50:26.300 It's like one out of the juries are nine people.

00:50:30.440 One out of every nine people in America these days is some fucking maniac, radical activists,

00:50:35.900 pretty much, right?

00:50:36.860 And if you're in a city like New York or LA or DC or San Fran, I bet the jury's probably

00:50:42.960 like three to four radical activists.

00:50:45.560 Three out of nine people have some very strange beliefs and think like society is meant to

00:50:50.300 keep black people down or something.

00:50:52.240 And so when it comes time to do their part, they go, holy shit, this is an opportunity.

00:50:57.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:57.980 So they kind of want jury duty while like conservatives would be like, oh, I have work.

00:51:01.780 I can get out of jury duty if I say a couple of weird sentences, then they get off the jury.

00:51:07.340 But all of the activists, they think it's their duty to do jury duty so they can reverse

00:51:12.540 past injustices.

00:51:14.780 And a situation like this, they probably boil it down to, do we need another black guy in

00:51:18.740 jail?

00:51:19.680 Yes.

00:51:20.500 In this case.

00:51:21.360 This one.

00:51:22.640 100%.

00:51:23.080 Yes, you do.

00:51:24.080 And this thing too, or another thing about juries in general, it needs to be unanimous.

00:51:29.100 You need nine strangers to agree.

00:51:31.580 And then like the way that dynamic plays out, one person could just be like, no, I don't

00:51:35.860 think so.

00:51:36.580 And it's just some like 90 IQ, like racially motivated in the wrong way, a Muppet.

00:51:43.820 And so, you know, juries, I'm losing faith guys.

00:51:46.840 But the same goes for the reverse, right?

00:51:49.940 If you think there's some, I mean, we need to be on juries and especially, I mean, it's,

00:51:55.480 it's more rare, but like Daniel Penny or something, there's going to be one guy who goes, no,

00:52:00.320 no, no matter what.

00:52:01.840 No.

00:52:02.460 So, uh, we need to do it for us.

00:52:05.180 Yeah.

00:52:05.300 It needs to go both ways.

00:52:06.280 You have to do jury duty.

00:52:07.660 But in that situation, who's being looked out for?

00:52:10.260 Not the small business owner, a little Asian guy.

00:52:13.180 That's for sure.

00:52:14.260 All right, let's move on.

00:52:15.200 Salt Lake City metal detectors.

00:52:17.980 Yeah.

00:52:18.380 This is, uh, it says Salt Lake City high schools will begin staffing weapon detectors

00:52:23.180 after fall break, but some worry that technology may have an outside impact on students of color.

00:52:29.060 So it might disproportionately affect the bringing guns to school community.

00:52:33.260 I'd hate to see, I'd hate to see them impacted.

00:52:36.120 And then I guess the metal detector chirps when the black folks walk through.

00:52:39.660 And we've also seen this with, uh, fire alarms and smoke detectors.

00:52:43.460 Yeah.

00:52:43.760 They chirp too.

00:52:44.540 So, so there might be something here where appliances might have racial bias.

00:52:49.240 I think so.

00:52:49.840 I think we're, we're pulling a thread.

00:52:51.480 We haven't quite gotten to the end of it yet, but there might be something.

00:52:53.940 Are appliances racist?

00:52:55.700 Yeah.

00:52:56.160 Um, and so it's like, it's so funny to me because this is another example of the, like,

00:53:02.900 oh, you said this, you're disqualified.

00:53:05.080 You know, like the butthole, the AIDS thing, butthole thing, the AIDS memorial butthole sculpture.

00:53:11.160 This is the same thing because look at this quote from this, uh, this woman.

00:53:15.620 Our students are already under so much stress.

00:53:17.940 Bade said, walking through a weapon detector is emotionally exhausting.

00:53:22.060 I am speaking from my own experiences.

00:53:24.240 I walk through TSA and I have to prepare myself for two days in advance and worry if the weapon

00:53:29.180 detector or scanner that goes off.

00:53:31.500 And also I'm thinking about the minority kids who come from the refugee world, from places

00:53:35.820 of war, and they would have to walk in through this.

00:53:38.140 And if it beeps, it's a nightmare.

00:53:39.880 I don't know how to, and it ends with, I don't know how to explain it to you.

00:53:43.740 Yeah.

00:53:44.540 It doesn't, yeah, it's hard to explain because it really does make no sense.

00:53:48.660 If you need two days to mentally prepare to go through TSA, you should be at a different

00:53:53.940 school.

00:53:54.480 You should be in a paddy wagon brought to an institution.

00:53:57.460 You're institutionalized.

00:53:58.640 You can't be here.

00:53:59.660 And so that's the thing.

00:54:00.720 It's like, she said that quote to the newspaper about why a machine that just beeps if there's

00:54:05.380 metal might be racist.

00:54:07.100 She said that line out loud.

00:54:08.940 And then it's like, oh no, did I just lose my job?

00:54:12.500 I just revealed how fucking stupid I am and how emotionally fragile I am.

00:54:16.300 Did I just lose my job?

00:54:17.140 And it's like, no, she says that with impunity.

00:54:19.260 So whoever, whoever that was, if she, if you guys aren't, if there's not one adult out

00:54:24.520 there who's not running for that school board seat or whatever, it's like, we need to change

00:54:28.960 something.

00:54:29.600 Yeah.

00:54:29.780 There's a worry free way to go through metal detectors and not have any problems.

00:54:33.580 It's no metal, no beeps.

00:54:35.540 Oh.

00:54:36.260 So you go, you pat yourself down and go, okay.

00:54:39.260 And you walk through and then you're, you're fine.

00:54:41.000 And you get your stuff out of the bin.

00:54:42.980 Do I have metal on me?

00:54:44.420 Is my gun in my pocket?

00:54:45.900 And then you have people like Larry David, you know, gun, gun control, Larry David.

00:54:52.000 It's like, Hey, Larry David, wouldn't this be a good idea?

00:54:54.520 And he goes, no, no, that's racist.

00:54:56.560 Cause Republicans are racist.

00:54:58.400 And then they also want to kill the kids.

00:55:00.080 But you said all the kids were dying in school shootings.

00:55:02.260 Shouldn't we have a weapon detector?

00:55:04.380 No, no, no.

00:55:05.500 No.

00:55:06.080 He breaks his brain.

00:55:07.320 No practical solutions.

00:55:08.720 So you can't have a weapon detector because it disproportionately affects students of color who I guess are

00:55:14.060 bringing weapons to school.

00:55:15.060 And it makes you wonder what data, you know, and it makes you wonder who's being looked out for.

00:55:20.840 It's not the kids.

00:55:21.900 It's not people who don't want guns in school.

00:55:24.280 Exactly.

00:55:24.820 It's the people with the racist agenda.

00:55:26.540 And then also if that's the side of weapons detector versus no weapons detector, it's like,

00:55:32.000 who's, you know, who's being looked out for.

00:55:34.220 It's the people who are going to bring guns to school.

00:55:37.420 It's criminals.

00:55:38.200 It's criminals who want to potentially do something bad in a school with a gun.

00:55:42.100 Yeah.

00:55:42.580 So you could make an argument.

00:55:44.060 You could say, no, like the Salt Lake City School District hasn't had a shooting.

00:55:47.820 We've had one gun incident in 10 years.

00:55:50.620 You know, it's going to be costly.

00:55:53.000 But to say that it's going to be racist against black kids, you're telling on yourself.

00:55:58.940 You're telling on yourself.

00:56:00.880 Exactly.

00:56:01.540 All right.

00:56:01.840 Moving on.

00:56:02.840 The Philly cheesesteak place in Philly, a famous Philly cheesesteak spot, has armed guards now.

00:56:08.160 Let's let this rip.

00:56:08.800 Authentic sandwiches and armed security.

00:56:12.840 One restaurant is creating a different type of dining experience to keep customers safe as concerns of crime and violence plague the city.

00:56:20.480 The original Jim Steaks in West Philadelphia making a comeback, reopening under the name Jim's West.

00:56:26.860 The additional security measures, part of the restaurant's new identity, all to match the new reality.

00:56:32.800 It's Friday night.

00:56:33.580 I'm Shari Williams alongside Gray Hall.

00:56:35.240 The big story on Action News tonight is heavy security guarding the food line outside of Jim's West.

00:56:41.520 They're having lines around the block since the location reopened.

00:56:45.100 People saying they are excited about these cheesesteaks.

00:56:47.820 But when it comes to the security with those rifles, the reaction mixed about this.

00:56:52.980 Yeah.

00:56:53.100 Action News reporter Brianna Smith now joining us live with what people are saying about what they saw while waiting for their cheesesteaks.

00:57:00.620 Customers support the enhanced security.

00:57:02.700 Safety and good food is always a cost.

00:57:04.440 If it deters it, I can't complain, I guess.

00:57:08.300 But, you know, I'm not exactly a big fan of guns, but I get it.

00:57:12.200 Others think it's not necessary outside of Jim's West.

00:57:15.580 Now, North Philly, where that gas station is, where the guys out there with a machine gun, I can understand that.

00:57:21.260 But here, it's a little overkill.

00:57:23.000 Even if you just had an armed guard, okay, but just walking around with a machine gun, it's not family-friendly.

00:57:28.880 I'm here to protect you.

00:57:30.060 I'm not here to, you know, cause any trouble or be that guy with the rifle.

00:57:33.720 Yeah, so the guy in the Juneteenth shirt doesn't get it.

00:57:37.340 He's shocking.

00:57:38.380 He doesn't understand.

00:57:39.460 But this is the future, in my opinion, private security.

00:57:42.600 Everywhere.

00:57:43.100 Armed guards.

00:57:43.840 If there was a stock, I would buy that.

00:57:45.600 I would buy calls on that by a lot.

00:57:47.860 I wonder what Larry David thinks of this.

00:57:50.120 Yeah.

00:57:50.480 Oh, I don't know.

00:57:51.560 It's a black guy.

00:57:52.560 So, boom.

00:57:53.460 And his head explodes.

00:57:54.300 Cause he can't process it.

00:57:55.520 Because, I don't know, he lost all his humor and funny and wit.

00:57:58.380 And it's like the guy, the security guys are all like former military police or police officers off duty.

00:58:04.860 Isn't that who you would want to be around?

00:58:07.100 Yeah.

00:58:07.320 And you can't say, well, we don't need it.

00:58:09.580 Philadelphia's got horrible crime.

00:58:11.460 But is that what?

00:58:12.520 It's too scary?

00:58:13.560 Yeah.

00:58:13.820 It didn't make me feel good on my insides.

00:58:16.040 And then Republicans want to kill kids too.

00:58:18.120 It's a, and then his head explodes and nothing's consistent.

00:58:21.720 Yeah.

00:58:21.860 So, the cops and the DAs don't enforce the law.

00:58:25.760 And then the stores, if they want to stay open, one of their only ways to stay open is to protect their customers themselves.

00:58:32.280 You have to pay a new guy $28 an hour or something high because you need to be licensed or, you know, have some sort of qualifications.

00:58:39.600 And, you know, good luck.

00:58:41.280 The police and society used to do this.

00:58:44.020 But now, big mean scary gun guy makes some liberals uncomfortable or something.

00:58:50.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:50.900 Whereas me, if I'm eating there, I'm like, all right.

00:58:53.740 I can relax.

00:58:54.440 Zero chance of something chaotic happening here, right?

00:58:57.420 Let's just focus on scarfing cheesesteaks.

00:58:59.320 Yeah, I'm going to get two now.

00:59:00.960 And then there's also the Black Wolf app.

00:59:03.080 I talked to them on Instagram here and there.

00:59:05.240 It's basically Uber with an armed guard who's trained.

00:59:08.720 That's nice.

00:59:09.120 And they can take you in and out of places.

00:59:11.000 They can kind of stay with you if you're waiting for something.

00:59:13.660 It is the future as well.

00:59:15.240 Okay.

00:59:15.580 It's a great company.

00:59:16.480 All right, moving on.

00:59:17.700 The city council.

00:59:18.760 Well, I think it's Seattle.

00:59:21.740 Yeah.

00:59:22.120 Let's let this one rip.

00:59:23.720 Here's Seattle City Councilmember Teresa Mosqueda this week during the debate over the new drug law.

00:59:29.360 There is no risk for the everyday person being exposed to secondhand opioid smoke.

00:59:34.660 Eric Christensen has been a bus driver in Seattle for years.

00:59:38.140 I was irate.

00:59:38.980 That's how he felt when health officials and transit leadership used the new UW study to publicly claim there was little to no risk from drug smoke exposure on board.

00:59:49.080 From the public health perspective, the risk is minimal to negligible, both to operators as well as riders.

00:59:56.840 That's good.

00:59:58.320 So they're saying that secondhand crack or fentanyl smoke is no big deal.

01:00:03.700 Yeah.

01:00:04.220 The bus driver, just eat it.

01:00:05.640 Yeah.

01:00:06.180 Just fucking eat it, bro.

01:00:07.160 So you're on the bus and they're smoking crack and fentanyl.

01:00:09.840 You don't have to worry about the secondhand smoke instead of just saying you can't smoke crack and fentanyl on the bus.

01:00:16.860 Who are they looking out for?

01:00:18.840 Yeah.

01:00:18.920 And then we have a situation in Denver, which is kind of similar, where they have like a prostitute.

01:00:24.980 It says, Denver Homeless Camp features pop-up bar with rentable prostitution tents.

01:00:30.760 So replicating society.

01:00:33.540 Without the laws.

01:00:34.640 Without the laws and on your own terms.

01:00:37.460 Yeah.

01:00:37.560 That's the bar.

01:00:38.860 Oh, you know, if you're homeless, say goodbye to hot meals.

01:00:42.280 It's like, no, no, we got a hot plate.

01:00:43.700 We got a kitchen.

01:00:44.500 Yeah.

01:00:44.620 We run power through the building out back.

01:00:46.740 We steal power from the city of Denver.

01:00:48.700 It's actually great.

01:00:49.800 So there's this like parallel world now that's being built because it's being tolerated.

01:00:54.940 So they just have everything, but they don't pay anything.

01:00:57.720 There's no like value added to society.

01:01:00.020 It's just like street rats getting their needs met.

01:01:02.520 Exactly.

01:01:03.140 And the homeless used to be people down on their luck or like street rats and drug addicts.

01:01:08.340 Temporary, you know, something you need to get out of.

01:01:11.340 And now it's just people who are fine with living a certain way.

01:01:15.600 And then they end up getting all the resources that they need.

01:01:18.960 If you had a house, they get a power, they get showers, they have bars, they have prostitution

01:01:24.160 tents.

01:01:25.260 And then we've shown some on the show before, like the beds that are like fully made with

01:01:29.180 like nice linens.

01:01:30.600 Exactly.

01:01:31.180 And it's not like these people are living in the tunnels, like the mole people in Vegas,

01:01:35.220 or they're living out in the desert and they're kind of just off the grid in a trailer.

01:01:38.540 Or they're living in the middle of downtown.

01:01:40.620 They have like prime real estate.

01:01:41.960 A zip code that like you would pay $3,300 for a two bedroom, right?

01:01:45.900 Yeah.

01:01:46.540 So I don't know.

01:01:48.020 I don't know what the solution is here.

01:01:49.800 I think they're winning.

01:01:51.360 Me too.

01:01:51.900 People who abide by the laws are getting inflation and, you know, insane property values, taxes,

01:01:58.400 insurance, everything is going up.

01:02:00.180 And then the street rats, obviously their quality of life falls off a cliff, but they're trending

01:02:05.520 up and then the taxpayer class is trending down.

01:02:08.580 They're going to meet in the middle.

01:02:09.740 Exactly.

01:02:10.340 At some point.

01:02:11.460 And then, oh, throw in a couple million third worlders and let's see how this gets spicy.

01:02:16.880 You know?

01:02:17.380 And that's going to be the whole country is going to be like half the people live in the

01:02:22.040 slums on the street.

01:02:23.140 And then the other half pay $3,800 for a one bedroom four floors up.

01:02:28.380 I don't know if you guys had noticed, but like a Toyota Camry is like 35 grand now.

01:02:33.160 You know, that used to be like a 22, you know, something like that.

01:02:37.200 And so we're going down, they're going up and what's going to happen?

01:02:41.880 Who's being looked out for?

01:02:43.240 The people who own the businesses or the tents are in front of the people who have to use

01:02:48.260 the sidewalks and public transportation or the street rats who want to live how they

01:02:52.220 want to live.

01:02:52.800 Yep.

01:02:53.120 It's obvious.

01:02:53.760 All right.

01:02:54.040 Staten Island had a big anti-illegal immigrant protest.

01:02:57.820 It's just playing here in the background.

01:02:59.380 You know, it's not nothing fully, uh, happened in this video, but everyone's getting arrested.

01:03:04.800 Yeah.

01:03:05.300 You know, some mayor says you're part of New York city.

01:03:08.280 And even though you're the, uh, most highly Republican area, they're still dumping illegals

01:03:14.180 in your, in your backyard.

01:03:15.580 And, uh, one of the things I saw that I don't think we have on video, but I saw it, they were

01:03:20.160 doing a super high lumen strobe light flashlight and just shining them into the rooms of the illegal.

01:03:26.000 So it's like, I think that is good, you know, some non-traditional warfare against the invaders

01:03:32.600 because you're going to get arrested by, you know, some diverse group of police officers

01:03:37.760 who are doing their job, quote unquote, um, while your country gets invaded and stolen from you.

01:03:43.480 Yeah.

01:03:43.960 So the protests got, you know, a little out of hand and Staten Islanders got arrested and

01:03:49.840 there's thousands and thousands and thousands of illegals living in New York now who aren't

01:03:55.240 arrested or shipped out.

01:03:57.140 And that's the people protesting who are the ones getting arrested by the police.

01:04:00.960 And the NYPD, uh, is working for large groups of illegal immigrants, I guess now, like, you

01:04:06.360 know, it's, it's not, Oh, we work for the mayor and the mayor's directive and this and that.

01:04:10.320 And it's like, no, you're the actions you're doing are for, uh, thousands of illegal immigrants.

01:04:15.620 So yeah, it's for non-citizens and you took an oath and this completely contradicts it,

01:04:19.840 but got to keep my pension.

01:04:21.480 Yeah.

01:04:21.780 Don't want to lose my job.

01:04:23.140 I'm just taking orders.

01:04:24.480 Uh, let's go to the high trust society guy.

01:04:26.640 Last clip of urban decay.

01:04:29.880 People get mad when I say this, but you could tell you out here with the white folks because

01:04:34.720 everything is out, ain't no niggas standing around begging, can I pump your gas?

01:04:40.140 And they even got the snacks out.

01:04:41.740 Look, you can get your snacks and get it yourself.

01:04:45.520 You can't do that in the hood.

01:04:47.500 They won't have that shit out in the hood.

01:04:49.360 Look, oil and everything.

01:04:51.400 Them niggas will steal this shit as soon as they put it out.

01:04:55.180 It ain't about living white.

01:04:57.520 It's about living right.

01:04:59.380 And with that said, stay on point.

01:05:00.800 I agree.

01:05:01.320 Yeah.

01:05:02.220 It's some class.

01:05:02.940 It's class.

01:05:03.560 It's not a race thing.

01:05:05.080 It's just trust.

01:05:07.080 High society.

01:05:07.760 High trust society.

01:05:08.860 Do we have that video of the, uh, people putting the convertible, the thing over the

01:05:14.180 convertible?

01:05:14.760 No.

01:05:15.280 Cause that's, I thought about high trust society right there.

01:05:17.620 Like white people doing a good deed for fun.

01:05:20.060 Oh yeah.

01:05:20.640 Yeah.

01:05:20.900 I can let that rip right here.

01:05:22.060 Okay.

01:05:22.620 Um, in the background we have it.

01:05:24.320 Uh, yeah.

01:05:25.120 These people saw a convertible caught in the rainfall and what did these white people do?

01:05:29.980 Put one of their tents over it.

01:05:31.360 They thought it would be a good bit to do a good deed.

01:05:33.920 Yeah.

01:05:34.080 So I love that shit.

01:05:35.300 All right.

01:05:35.600 Moving on.

01:05:36.320 That's uplifting.

01:05:37.300 We're in uplifting gold now.

01:05:38.500 So that kind of counts as uplifting.

01:05:39.960 Yep.

01:05:40.100 That's a transitory, you know, transitional.

01:05:42.460 Yep.

01:05:42.800 Let's do the, uh, water dumped on a street rat bit.

01:05:46.380 This is, I think the gas station he's talking about.

01:05:49.240 Yeah.

01:05:49.720 This is where he can't have the stuff outside.

01:06:03.380 Can't even run away.

01:06:05.400 He has to immediately pretend to be looking in the drawer because he can't get away.

01:06:09.540 Running was not an option for the big man.

01:06:11.360 That's pretty good.

01:06:11.980 The autistic brother, um, had the baby named after him.

01:06:15.760 What does it say?

01:06:16.860 It says boy.

01:06:18.640 What does it say right here?

01:06:20.220 It's so big.

01:06:23.860 Uh, probably used to be in there.

01:06:26.360 What does it say?

01:06:29.060 Cole.

01:06:30.100 Cole.

01:06:32.660 Me.

01:06:33.740 Dylan.

01:06:34.440 Cole Dylan.

01:06:36.980 He's named after you.

01:06:38.640 Why?

01:06:39.020 Cause we thought you'd like it.

01:06:44.000 He's named after you.

01:06:44.960 He just goes, why?

01:06:47.480 So you didn't appreciate it.

01:06:49.120 That's my kind of autism.

01:06:50.300 Yeah.

01:06:50.780 I like that.

01:06:51.260 He's named after you.

01:06:52.200 Why?

01:06:52.980 Who was saying that joke?

01:06:54.540 Chito Santino said the autism joke.

01:06:56.580 Oh yeah.

01:06:57.220 He said he had this funny bit about how like being autistic is just pure alpha.

01:07:01.700 Yeah.

01:07:01.920 Like an alpha move where you're talking to someone and you're just like doing a Rubik's

01:07:05.080 cube and not even paying attention.

01:07:06.240 Then you go, I'm not enjoying this conversation.

01:07:08.200 I'm not comfortable talking to you right now.

01:07:10.200 I'm going to leave.

01:07:11.620 You just do exactly what you want.

01:07:13.180 Such a good bit.

01:07:13.920 All right.

01:07:14.100 Let's go to the keyboard girl.

01:07:15.300 Speaking of autism, everyone sends me this and it's like, Flickus, you need to hit her

01:07:19.580 up.

01:07:19.920 This is your type of schizo.

01:07:21.400 You guys are, you know, perfect schizo match.

01:07:24.600 Tour of my room, part five or six, I believe.

01:07:27.940 Let's quickly recap.

01:07:29.280 This is my keyboard wall.

01:07:30.920 My other keyboard wall.

01:07:32.420 This is my ocean themed bedroom area.

01:07:34.960 I have my horse sheets on right now.

01:07:37.580 So it's kind of giving Mojo Dojo Casa House.

01:07:39.960 Also, that's my cat, Stevie.

01:07:41.700 This is my office area with my worm wall.

01:07:44.480 All right.

01:07:44.680 And then this is my picture frame collection.

01:07:46.740 It's all pictures of nail clippers except Walter White.

01:07:50.180 And it's to match my calendar.

01:07:53.460 And then this is my carousel nail clipper music box that opens and closes and is full of nail

01:07:59.880 clippers.

01:08:00.240 And then this is my inside dirt.

01:08:03.560 It's just dirt that I have inside to play with.

01:08:06.400 And then in the middle of it, I have this candy machine that I thrifted.

01:08:09.680 I didn't want to fill it with candy.

01:08:11.200 So I filled it with a bunch of tiny images of Jimmy Neutron's dad.

01:08:16.580 That's good.

01:08:17.460 Yeah.

01:08:19.140 Too much.

01:08:19.960 I think she's trying too hard.

01:08:21.360 Trying too hard.

01:08:22.360 I mean, I don't know the girl.

01:08:23.560 So like, I feel weird saying that, but it's like, that's not, that doesn't, that's not

01:08:27.180 schizo to me.

01:08:27.820 Yeah.

01:08:28.000 We're not going out that rejected, rejected by Fleckis.

01:08:33.260 Congratulations.

01:08:34.060 I have my own schizo wall.

01:08:36.500 Last week we had, we mentioned the show, Jeff and Lynn over, which we were fans of the

01:08:40.340 show and they called our house the bit house because of all the bits on the wall.

01:08:44.740 So you got Rob stuff everywhere.

01:08:46.560 You guys don't know the half of it.

01:08:48.100 And like, we can't even show it cause it would kind of expose too much, but too much.

01:08:52.540 But if you guys ever come over, you'll see the, the bit house, but yeah, I'm not dating

01:08:57.680 that girl.

01:08:57.860 You have to sign an NDA.

01:08:59.100 Yeah.

01:08:59.740 And no pictures.

01:09:00.820 Yeah.

01:09:01.120 You have to put your phones in a little zip bag.

01:09:03.200 Zip bag, like a comedy show.

01:09:04.740 All right.

01:09:05.180 Hot dog thermos.

01:09:06.240 Only two clips left.

01:09:08.160 What do you got here?

01:09:08.920 You fellas want anything from the thermos?

01:09:10.940 Let me just see what I can get here.

01:09:12.560 Oh my goodness.

01:09:13.340 What's that?

01:09:14.060 That's smart.

01:09:15.160 Is that kind of odd?

01:09:15.960 This guy brought his own setup.

01:09:17.740 And it's, it stays hot.

01:09:19.660 That's what a thermos does.

01:09:20.660 And then you drink the water at the end, like soup.

01:09:23.080 You do.

01:09:23.780 All right.

01:09:24.180 Last one.

01:09:25.040 Last clip.

01:09:26.180 Let's go to, yeah, the old man life lesson.

01:09:30.360 What's been the most memorable time period of your life?

01:09:32.800 Being married to my wife for 51 years.

01:09:35.160 I'll never forget her.

01:09:36.200 We were a perfect couple and enjoyed each day together.

01:09:39.360 And when I lost her, I lost my life.

01:09:41.440 So I'm just existing now till I go and join her.

01:09:43.900 And I'm 93 years old, so I don't have much time left, I'm sure.

01:09:48.020 But if you're lucky, you'll find a woman like I did who will never argue, never fight, never do anything against you.

01:09:58.520 And she'll love you and you'll love her the rest of your life, too.

01:10:01.380 It's all you can ask for.

01:10:02.500 It's a good part.

01:10:03.240 Wow.

01:10:03.560 Isn't that nice?

01:10:04.840 That's uplifting.

01:10:06.020 That's why we end the show with that.

01:10:07.540 Smart.

01:10:08.220 Yeah.

01:10:08.460 Anything you want to add to that?

01:10:09.500 No, no comment.

01:10:10.420 No comment.

01:10:10.900 And it's not going to be the girl with the nail clippers on the wall or whatever.

01:10:14.620 For sure.

01:10:15.040 She doesn't have that dog in her.

01:10:16.380 Yeah.

01:10:16.520 She actually already turned you down on her own podcast.

01:10:19.380 So you guys.

01:10:20.960 Well, there's some good life advice to end the show.

01:10:23.540 As always, on Fridays, we do our business shout outs.

01:10:27.440 America First companies that are fans of the show that we can all support as a community.

01:10:32.260 This one is Florally USA.

01:10:36.020 It's a flooring company.

01:10:37.560 Very patriotic.

01:10:38.820 They love the show.

01:10:39.720 Um, let's make sure we follow them on Instagram and leave them some good Google reviews.

01:10:44.940 Everything is linked in the description.

01:10:46.980 And they also have a, uh, a video for us from their kid.

01:10:51.180 Words are just words.

01:10:52.780 Until action and action starts.

01:10:55.500 Blackest Talk is the best podcast of all time.

01:10:58.700 It's an honor Palmer summer, baby.

01:11:01.280 BLTs, no avocado.

01:11:03.540 Very cool.

01:11:05.000 Isn't that nice?

01:11:05.800 Yeah.

01:11:06.380 They have a nice kid doing a shout out for us.

01:11:08.380 Let's support their business so they can make enough money to make that kid's life great.

01:11:13.060 Uh, links through the description, leave them a Google review, leave, uh, make sure you

01:11:16.860 follow them on Instagram as well.

01:11:18.220 Everything is linked.

01:11:19.540 Uh, the show is over.

01:11:20.920 Make sure you guys watch Tuesday's episode.

01:11:22.960 They're smashing us algorithm wise on that one.

01:11:25.200 So if you haven't seen it, make sure you watch it.

01:11:27.260 And before we end, we are going to roll right into bonus land.

01:11:30.920 We're going to give you guys a free five minute preview of bonus land.

01:11:34.480 Thank you guys for watching.

01:11:35.780 We'll see you at the next one.

01:11:38.380 Ding, ding, ding.

01:11:42.920 Welcome to bonus land, everybody.

01:11:44.700 Hey, what's up?

01:11:45.520 Hello, Richard.

01:11:46.380 Happy to have everyone here.

01:11:47.560 We got a little bit of a teaser bonus land for everybody.

01:11:50.000 So you can try the product before you buy it.

01:11:53.380 Smart.

01:11:54.040 It's basically an extra 30 minutes of the show with great clips and stuff that we can't

01:11:57.400 fully show on YouTube.

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01:12:01.460 Oh yeah.

01:12:01.780 There are still some stuff we can't show on YouTube.

01:12:03.760 Like anything that has like a copywritten song or that specific that that's in bonus

01:12:08.620 land.

01:12:08.980 Exactly.

01:12:09.540 All right.

01:12:09.800 We have some clips.

01:12:10.440 Let's get into it.

01:12:11.280 Uh, the mad fruit stand guy.

01:12:13.800 Yeah.

01:12:14.200 Do you know where this was?

01:12:15.320 This is in Nashville.

01:12:17.200 This is on a main road.

01:12:19.140 There was a guy who had a fruit stand set up who was an illegal immigrant.

01:12:22.960 And then this guy came over and just tossed the stand and ruined everything.

01:12:26.680 It was posted by the Krasenstein types as evidence of racist, whatever.

01:12:32.080 White devil.

01:12:32.900 Yeah.

01:12:33.260 White devil.

01:12:33.960 And we'll kind of talk about both sides.

01:12:38.840 There it is.

01:12:39.840 Yeah.

01:12:52.020 Yeah.

01:12:52.360 One moment.

01:12:52.880 Let's go, man.

01:12:53.940 Hey, no.

01:12:54.280 No, no.

01:12:55.520 Yeah.

01:12:58.140 Yeah.

01:12:58.500 Come on.

01:12:59.000 Come on.

01:12:59.580 Yeah.

01:12:59.700 No problem.

01:13:00.880 No.

01:13:01.460 Yeah.

01:13:02.620 I told you you couldn't.

01:13:03.540 Yeah.

01:13:03.700 No problem, man.

01:13:04.580 Hey.

01:13:05.040 Let me show you something.

01:13:05.960 Yeah.

01:13:06.300 Hey.

01:13:06.440 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:13:07.900 No.

01:13:08.400 No.

01:13:08.460 Yeah.

01:13:09.060 Do you see the sound?

01:13:10.700 Yeah, no touch.

01:13:12.060 No touch.

01:13:12.840 Yeah, no touch.

01:13:19.560 So a guy who, what, didn't want the third world to just show up and start doing whatever?

01:13:25.060 He didn't want an open air market.

01:13:26.920 No, that's racism.

01:13:28.920 Outside of Nashville.

01:13:30.440 And obviously his reaction is throwing stuff on the ground.

01:13:34.640 Not great.

01:13:35.820 Not good optics.

01:13:36.740 The Krasenstein's pounce, right?

01:13:38.040 Yeah, exactly. But this is also another example of when the cops and the DAs don't enforce the law and then people start enforcing their own law, they don't use tactics a cop would do. A cop would come, give you a citation, wait until you leave.

01:13:51.900 And you never show up for that court date because you're an illegal immigrant.

01:13:54.500 And you never show up for the court date and then you go set up shop somewhere else. This guy, because the cops didn't do that, throws the stuff everywhere. There was a recent law that was passed that said street vending is illegal because it causes so much traffic.

01:14:07.460 And that was, I think, a couple months, maybe a month ago. Yeah. So it's very new. So you hear the guy saying, you see that sign? It says you can't be here. You need to get out. That's like a no loitering, no selling of product sign. The guy who had the stand is illegal, obviously doesn't have any permits.

01:14:24.220 Classic. It's classic third world shit. And then if you're a white guy who doesn't want a homeless bum outside your business, you don't want the third world fruit vendor just setting up shop. You're the bad guy.

01:14:35.620 Yeah, exactly. And then that guy got arrested for vandalism. He did. He got arrested for vandalism. I believe. I believe. I'm pretty sure. It's ugly.

01:14:44.000 So that's who gets arrested. But the other guy's illegal. And the illegal immigrant goes, call the police. Call the policia. It's like, when did that happen?

01:14:52.220 Yeah. You should be living in fear about the police. You know, remember when that happened? Oh, I say call the police.

01:14:58.840 Yeah. I know a fucking American who's trying to follow the rules. But he was mean about it. So the Krasensteins cry, right?

01:15:06.000 But what else can he do? If the police aren't doing the law and you do it yourself, it's not going to look pretty.

01:15:12.380 Yeah. It's over. It's over for the little guy. But the options are nobody.

01:15:16.340 Yeah, exactly. But the options are nobody can do anything because he got arrested. So you have to just live with it.

01:15:21.840 And then basically it's like the cops are like looking at it. I don't know if it's the cops.

01:15:25.480 The cell phone is the police now. That's all there is. The cell phone is the is the evidence.

01:15:30.320 Yeah. But I don't know where the mistake is being made. Is it cops who are like, oh, the new law is you can't have open air markets.

01:15:38.220 You can't sell unlicensed on the side of the road. I see this guy. He's just some guy trying to support his family.

01:15:44.740 I'm going to look the other way. Or is it like from the police chief to the cops?

01:15:48.940 Hey, guys, no more cracking down on, you know, where is the disconnect is what I'm trying to figure out because I have this.

01:15:55.620 Or just a 40 minute police wait time, you know, like, oh, that's low on our priority.

01:15:59.740 There's actual people getting killed because we don't lock those criminals up either.

01:16:03.140 So it's a chain spiral of urban decay. Right. Exactly.

01:16:06.760 But like, where's the disconnect happening? Because if it's when this is like the theme we talked about earlier,

01:16:12.260 about how everyone's just like emotional and retarded to give the great theme, by the way.

01:16:16.340 Yeah. Thank you. If if the disconnect is happening where someone thinks they know better than the law based on like the feelings of the people in the situation where it's like,

01:16:26.740 I know the law says I shut it down, but these guys, this guy is just trying to make some money for his family.

01:16:31.700 It's no big deal. If that's what's going on, that needs to get figured out because that's what happened in the election, too.

01:16:37.720 I think a lot of the BLM protester types who were working in certain certain swing, Georgia, Atlanta, Detroit types.

01:16:48.240 And I think there was a mindset switch in recent years where it was like, fuck that.

01:16:52.660 I'm just going to do what's best.

01:16:54.540 Basically, yeah, basically are like, oh, I know the law says this, but like Trump's racist.

01:17:00.420 Yeah. He needs to get out. We need to do whatever we can to stop Trump.

01:17:03.300 Like there was like this emotional drive that overrode law. Yeah.

01:17:07.700 So I think that's like a theme that's happening and it used to not be OK.

01:17:10.840 It would always be like, well, stern but fair. The law is the law.

01:17:13.880 And now people are getting away with it. So keep an eye out for that theme and everything.

01:17:18.080 I agree with you on that, like the how we fortified the election by bending every rules.

01:17:22.320 And then all the foot soldiers who didn't have anybody watching or supervising over them,

01:17:26.520 they were fucking really angry and they thought this guy was a racist and was going to like get their kids killed or something.

01:17:32.360 They were convinced that they were on like the right side of history and it was like good versus evil.

01:17:37.040 And like, what are you going to do? Take your orders or stand up to the blah, blah, blah.

01:17:41.440 Yeah. I think that's literally what happened. Yep.

01:17:43.480 All right. Well, we should show that video of the snake shitting.

01:17:48.160 I've been putting this video in for like the last month and I just don't have a place.

01:17:52.200 We have. Yeah. And this is what bonus line. We tell you how the sausage is made.

01:17:55.400 We have like a rolling folders of assets that we're going to be showing in the show.

01:17:59.600 And this has been probably since episode 103. So let's look.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - September 22, 2023

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