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00:00:14.900 All right. Welcome back to Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 108.

00:00:19.560 Today on the show, the Twinks are whipped creaming their diapers in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:24.860 Then we discuss the Lauren Boebert drama in a very vulgar way.

00:00:29.000 Then after that, I will show you the greatest display of women's sports that I guarantee you have ever seen.

00:00:36.860 Then after that, we discover perpetual energy.

00:00:39.860 And last but not least, we debunk D.L. Hewley's claim from last week that this would have been so much different if the people were black.

00:00:47.820 All this and more at Sluck is Talks, the podcast episode 108, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:54.440 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:58.440 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:00.660 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:05.900 Very cool.

00:01:06.940 Very cool.

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00:01:08.860 Sluck is Talks, the podcast featuring Richard.

00:01:11.300 All right. One for one.

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00:02:41.020 Now let's get into housekeeping.

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00:02:43.100 Thank you to Allegiance Gold.

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00:02:50.840 All right.

00:02:51.160 Let's get into some of the action.

00:02:52.460 We have a very important housekeeping this week.

00:02:54.440 I don't even want to say how many pages.

00:02:56.940 All right.

00:02:57.600 Just keep it to yourself then.

00:02:58.560 It's four pages of housekeeping, and then one of the pages is 1A, so technically it's five pages of housekeeping.

00:03:03.920 What's the max you've ever done?

00:03:05.480 Five.

00:03:06.060 Okay.

00:03:06.260 So we're maxed out in housekeeping.

00:03:08.580 First things first, we're going to talk about the Lauren Boebert drama.

00:03:11.980 As you guys see here in the background, Lauren Boebert got caught doing some stuff at a play.

00:03:16.960 Vaping.

00:03:17.700 Groping.

00:03:18.660 Yeah.

00:03:19.000 And this might be a little bit of a vulgar section.

00:03:21.080 So if you guys want to maybe hide the kids or skip ahead, it's going to be pretty vulgar, this part of the show.

00:03:27.180 But I don't know.

00:03:28.260 It has to be said.

00:03:29.200 Yeah.

00:03:29.540 It has to be said, everyone's mad at Lauren Boebert.

00:03:32.640 They're acting like Lauren Boebert let us down.

00:03:35.460 Guys, she's a little firecracker slut with bolted on fake tits.

00:03:40.940 What were you expecting?

00:03:42.280 She's smoking the vape and jerking people off at Beetlejuice the musical.

00:03:45.560 I mean.

00:03:46.080 What did you expect?

00:03:47.180 She's built for this.

00:03:48.140 That's exactly what she's built for, and that's what she does.

00:03:51.360 So, you know, we can get mad, but, you know, I'm not going to be surprised when a fish is wet.

00:03:57.300 Yeah, David Hogg says she should resign, but, you know.

00:04:01.120 Yeah, we actually have a David Hogg before and after tweet.

00:04:04.000 A while ago, he was talking about the, I think, the Virginia Democrat woman who's running who has, like, sex tapes.

00:04:09.280 And he says, having a sex tape or being secretly gay shouldn't disqualify you from being in Congress.

00:04:14.320 And then a little bit later, he tweets, Lauren Boebert needs to resign.

00:04:17.440 And it's so nice to see that shit because, you know, David Hogg is such a hack that it's whatever the right does, that's the worst thing on earth.

00:04:26.420 Whatever the left does, that's okay.

00:04:28.660 It's fine to be gay and have sex tapes.

00:04:30.520 And, like, we'll never have something like that.

00:04:32.740 Yeah.

00:04:33.000 Because it's not really a big deal.

00:04:35.020 Start taking bribes from Ukraine.

00:04:36.920 You start taking real cash, you know.

00:04:39.300 Then we'll hit you.

00:04:40.620 But all this, like, weird parasocial shit that people do, like, yeah, we're going to make fun of John Fetterman.

00:04:47.100 Should he resign?

00:04:48.260 Probably not if the Democrats want power.

00:04:50.900 And the sooner you guys realize that that's the game, hanging on to power, getting people who vote for what you like, the rest is noise, right?

00:04:58.520 Exactly.

00:04:59.040 We make fun of John Fetterman.

00:05:00.020 We also make fun of Mitch McConnell when he does John Fetterman type shit.

00:05:02.780 When he glitches out.

00:05:03.780 But that's called Fettermaning.

00:05:05.060 Fetterman did it first.

00:05:06.540 Exactly.

00:05:07.060 And Lauren Boebert gave us hints the whole time.

00:05:09.080 Remember this tweet she did?

00:05:11.000 Where she said, I'm Christian, so they may try to drive me to my knees, but that's where I'm my strongest.

00:05:18.080 Guys, we knew this the whole time.

00:05:19.840 The writing was on the wall.

00:05:20.940 She can't help herself.

00:05:22.480 Lauren Boebert votes the way we like, though.

00:05:26.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:27.240 That's all.

00:05:27.780 I mean, that's all that matters to me.

00:05:30.120 Oh, no, give up a congressional seat.

00:05:31.800 The lady in Colorado was rubbing somebody around in a theater somewhere.

00:05:35.640 Yeah, she's smoking the vape and Beetlejuice.

00:05:37.380 We need to get her out.

00:05:38.060 Yeah.

00:05:38.580 So with this, like, people are on their journey.

00:05:40.300 And I respect that.

00:05:41.220 I think everyone's on their own journey where they're trying to be better people.

00:05:44.520 It takes time.

00:05:46.000 I'm not going to judge people where they're at.

00:05:47.900 I judge people based on where they're going or trying to go.

00:05:51.220 Lauren Boebert does this.

00:05:52.560 I'm not surprised.

00:05:53.760 Yeah.

00:05:54.900 Lauren Boebert's a grandma, too.

00:05:56.900 Oh, yeah.

00:05:57.440 So imagine seeing your grandma.

00:05:59.900 Yeah.

00:06:00.600 Not good.

00:06:01.300 Well, let's move on.

00:06:02.160 Let's go on to the COVID update.

00:06:03.400 We have some COVID updates here.

00:06:05.040 The first one.

00:06:06.300 End result, though.

00:06:06.960 Not a big deal.

00:06:08.320 I don't care.

00:06:09.760 Is she voting for America to be better?

00:06:12.360 I didn't vote on Lauren Boebert to be a nun.

00:06:14.440 Yeah.

00:06:14.600 I didn't vote on Lauren Boebert not to show her tits.

00:06:17.360 Yeah.

00:06:17.640 That would have been a losing bet.

00:06:18.880 She got them bolted on.

00:06:20.180 What do you think she's going to do with them?

00:06:21.360 You think she paid for them just to not show them?

00:06:23.680 Yeah.

00:06:24.080 That's a great point.

00:06:25.100 All right.

00:06:25.440 All right.

00:06:25.700 Let's move on.

00:06:26.240 We have a very large, important housekeeping, stacked housekeeping.

00:06:30.440 Just like Lauren.

00:06:31.500 We have a COVID update.

00:06:33.520 There was a headline from NBC that came out that said,

00:06:36.740 doctors say they're finding it increasingly difficult to distinguish COVID from allergies

00:06:40.560 or the common cold, even as hospitalizations tick up.

00:06:44.560 Hospitalizations tick up.

00:06:45.740 Yeah.

00:06:46.200 Oh, it's the same thing.

00:06:47.100 You can't tell the difference between allergies and the cold and COVID.

00:06:49.820 Oh, say it again.

00:06:51.620 Read it again.

00:06:52.320 Yeah.

00:06:52.480 Uh, and there was also another update.

00:06:54.820 Uh, Alex Berenson had some interesting stuff about long COVID.

00:06:58.700 Long COVID is almost entirely a somatic mental illness.

00:07:02.140 Like all mental illness, it runs in families.

00:07:04.640 I don't know how we stop neurotic hypochondriac moms from turning their kids into terrified

00:07:08.840 outcasts, but we have to try.

00:07:11.040 And this next example is from a kid who was in school who thinks they have long COVID because

00:07:16.180 their mom told them.

00:07:17.120 Uh, can you read the whole thing and the note?

00:07:18.740 So it's from a Facebook or something type groups that says long COVID kids, or it looks

00:07:23.920 like a Twitter account that takes submissions.

00:07:26.440 And it says, my daughter was supposed to be at school for one hour on Monday.

00:07:30.000 I got a call 20 minutes later to pick her up.

00:07:32.400 She was the only one in school wearing a mask.

00:07:34.900 No protection to stop her getting reinfected.

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00:07:52.620 Too unwell to speak, so wrote this to the teachers.

00:07:56.660 And then there's a note in kid handwriting that says, I feel like I'm going to pass out.

00:08:00.760 I don't want to get COVID.

00:08:02.480 So you just terrorized these kids.

00:08:04.280 You mushed their brains into something that they're not meant to be.

00:08:08.900 And then the moms, obviously, were the ones who were kind of ring leading it.

00:08:12.700 Patient zero.

00:08:13.460 Yeah, the neurotic parents.

00:08:16.980 And then you have kids now that think they have long COVID and the whole school is going

00:08:20.560 to try and kill them because they're not being safe.

00:08:22.560 But the whole long COVID thing, I think it's just an excuse for leftists to kind of make,

00:08:27.560 give like a reason as to why they're like loser Muppets with no drive.

00:08:30.880 Oh, people love having an excuse in their back pocket, you know?

00:08:33.980 It's like, oh, I'm kind of a loser and I have no drive or motivation and I can't compete

00:08:38.680 with anyone in my generation.

00:08:40.220 But it's because I got that cold virus a couple of years ago.

00:08:44.460 Two years ago.

00:08:45.360 I got the cold two years ago.

00:08:46.960 Yeah.

00:08:47.180 When they heard long COVID, they go, ooh, I liked that.

00:08:50.340 That explains some things.

00:08:51.360 And we, I think, covered on the show before how like bisexual people or the transgender

00:08:56.200 community have like disproportionate rates of long COVID.

00:08:58.960 So it's like the attention seekers continue attention seeking.

00:09:02.120 Have fun with that.

00:09:03.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:04.240 Enjoy.

00:09:04.940 There was a CDC director video that came out about kids getting the shot.

00:09:08.920 Check this out.

00:09:09.800 We would all love to leave COVID-19 behind.

00:09:12.860 The virus is still here and making some people very sick, especially older adults.

00:09:19.180 The new updated COVID-19 vaccine is the most effective way to give your body the ability

00:09:25.540 to keep the COVID virus from causing you harm.

00:09:28.500 That's why CDC recommends everyone six months and older get one dose of the updated COVID-19

00:09:36.260 vaccine ahead of the fall and winter season.

00:09:39.280 That's good.

00:09:40.100 So they're trying to get the kids to get it.

00:09:42.360 Six months and older.

00:09:44.100 Six months, which is a little weird.

00:09:45.860 And Simone Gold, Dr. Simone Gold had a great tweet that kind of gave the reasoning behind

00:09:50.420 it.

00:09:50.600 It's kind of long.

00:09:51.240 You cool to read that, Richard?

00:09:52.280 Yeah.

00:09:52.680 She's whole thing.

00:09:53.860 Yeah, or until it makes the point.

00:09:55.860 She said, wow, CDC director Mandy Cohen is recommending a COVID mRNA booster for everyone

00:10:00.760 six months and older, claiming the decision was based on extensive data and clinical trials.

00:10:05.180 However, Pfizer's latest booster recently received approval based on a study involving

00:10:09.140 10 mice.

00:10:10.640 It has no efficacy data available and was not tested on humans in the data set.

00:10:15.540 Moderna's new booster had a two-week trial with 50 people, resulting in one adverse event

00:10:21.160 requiring medical attention.

00:10:22.260 No additional information was included on the adverse event.

00:10:25.820 White House COVID coordinator Dr. Ashish Jha and CDC head Mandy Cohen have claimed the

00:10:31.700 new vaccine reduces hospitalizations, long COVID, and the likelihood you will spread COVID.

00:10:36.820 However, none of these claims have any scientific data or proof.

00:10:40.260 These parameters weren't even tested.

00:10:42.500 Interesting.

00:10:43.640 And as we know, as the show watchers know, we've talked about this before, the reason they

00:10:48.100 want the COVID vaccine approved for children is because when it's approved for children,

00:10:52.360 they don't have liability anymore.

00:10:55.420 The vaccine manufacturers don't have liability if it's approved for kids.

00:10:59.200 And the only other way around that was when there was an emergency use authorization of

00:11:03.840 the vaccine, that also gave no liability to the vaccine creators.

00:11:09.200 So it's kind of like a sick thing when you think of it that way, where they're saying,

00:11:12.600 oh, it's approved for kids.

00:11:13.680 But the real reason they're doing that is so the vaccine companies can't get sued and

00:11:17.140 held liable for whatever they're putting out and the adverse reactions that come from it.

00:11:21.440 Yeah.

00:11:21.860 10 mice.

00:11:23.540 Sounds good.

00:11:24.760 Yeah.

00:11:25.020 What happened?

00:11:25.700 What happened to the world?

00:11:27.280 I don't know.

00:11:28.080 We have to move on.

00:11:29.080 We're only on the first page of housekeeping.

00:11:30.820 All right.

00:11:31.600 Last week, we spoke about the aliens.

00:11:33.320 Yeah.

00:11:33.540 And I think I kind of cracked it.

00:11:34.660 Remember how I was also talking about how I feel like they're trying to microwave us?

00:11:39.240 So I have like this theory that I think is actually going to be true.

00:11:42.580 I think that they're going to use their technology to microwave us.

00:11:46.760 The aliens?

00:11:48.120 Humans, the bad guys, right?

00:11:49.560 So they're going to use maybe 5G towers, stuff like that.

00:11:53.800 And they're going to microwave us because we have heavy metals in our body from the vaccine,

00:11:58.580 right?

00:11:59.020 Yeah.

00:11:59.200 So they're going to be like, oh, aliens are here and they're mad.

00:12:02.940 Aliens are killing us.

00:12:04.000 They're microwaving us.

00:12:04.900 So everyone's going to start getting microwaved and they're going to blame it on the aliens

00:12:07.620 when it's really the vaccine plus like 5G or whatever.

00:12:11.620 Okay.

00:12:12.040 And then they're going to say it's the aliens who are trying to cook us and it's really them

00:12:15.440 cooking us and maybe they'll solve it at the end and then demand a one world government

00:12:18.860 or something.

00:12:19.640 Yeah, for sure.

00:12:20.340 But they're going to be cooking.

00:12:21.160 I got you.

00:12:21.480 Yeah.

00:12:21.600 Now I know we have to.

00:12:23.160 Now I know why you had to have five pages.

00:12:25.220 Yeah.

00:12:25.620 It's like that.

00:12:26.120 You're really cooking.

00:12:27.100 Yeah, I know.

00:12:28.180 So they're going to be cooking us.

00:12:29.540 They're going to blame the aliens and then they're going to solve the alien problem and

00:12:32.540 be like, oh, that was close.

00:12:33.700 We all need one government.

00:12:35.360 I think that's kind of what they might do.

00:12:36.820 Okay.

00:12:37.300 Does that make sense?

00:12:38.180 No, not really.

00:12:39.200 But I let them cook.

00:12:41.320 Let me cook.

00:12:42.240 All right.

00:12:42.520 Moving on.

00:12:43.480 We lost a plane.

00:12:45.320 Military lost a plane.

00:12:46.460 Yeah, there's an F-35, $80 million jet missing with no pilot.

00:12:50.820 So I guess it was an unmanned aircraft at the time or what?

00:12:54.300 I think they ejected the pilot.

00:12:56.120 Pilot, military officials are searching for a jet.

00:12:58.580 Yeah.

00:12:58.820 After the pilot ejected, the jet has not crashed and has continued to fly on autopilot.

00:13:03.400 Basically, it sounds like, if I had to guess, probably some sort of trans person.

00:13:08.320 You've seen the people in the military, the guys in the dresses.

00:13:11.040 Oh, yeah.

00:13:11.300 So they lost the plane.

00:13:12.560 The trans people probably lost the plane.

00:13:14.400 It rolled up to a trans person somewhere in the pecking order.

00:13:17.460 Yeah.

00:13:17.780 The trans person was probably getting some extensive coffee order from Starbucks, lost the plane.

00:13:23.420 And then I'm assuming China hacked it, ejected the pilot, drove the plane to Cuba at some base

00:13:27.980 they probably have there.

00:13:29.400 And then they have our plane now.

00:13:30.820 Yeah.

00:13:31.140 And we can't do anything about it.

00:13:32.600 Whoops.

00:13:33.200 Yep.

00:13:33.440 All right.

00:13:33.920 Moving on.

00:13:34.320 We have more news to get to.

00:13:35.520 This is only page two.

00:13:36.680 Great news for Italy.

00:13:38.240 They have a ton of diversity heading their way.

00:13:41.300 Here's a video clip of some migrants in Italy.

00:13:46.580 This is all on a small Italian island as well.

00:13:51.060 Wow.

00:13:52.620 Look at these people.

00:13:54.920 These are future Italians.

00:13:56.720 Yeah.

00:13:57.440 Which is great.

00:13:59.140 I think the town they got dropped off in had 6,000 people and they dropped off 10,000 migrants

00:14:04.100 from like North Africa.

00:14:05.540 Good luck.

00:14:06.300 So congratulations.

00:14:07.460 It's kind of like history repeating.

00:14:08.680 I think this happened in Sicily a while ago, but it ended up in the whole island getting

00:14:12.620 like raped and pillaged.

00:14:14.180 So hopefully this will be different this time.

00:14:16.100 Yeah.

00:14:16.680 Doubt it, but hopefully.

00:14:18.160 Hey, now we're on third page of housekeeping.

00:14:20.580 Crazy.

00:14:21.000 We're already cruising.

00:14:21.780 It's been like five minutes.

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00:14:38.380 Speaking of Italy, everyone talking about Rome, the Roman Empire.

00:14:42.200 You see that new meme going around?

00:14:43.600 Yeah.

00:14:43.840 I mean, it's just kind of a thing on the internet and guys are leaning into it that they obsess

00:14:48.680 about Rome.

00:14:49.540 They're always thinking about Rome and everyone's got their take on it, right?

00:14:52.420 Yeah.

00:14:52.900 Well, not everyone knows about the Roman Empire because check this clip out.

00:14:57.340 All the men in your life, how often they think about the Roman Empire?

00:15:01.260 The what?

00:15:02.720 The Roman Empire.

00:15:03.960 What is that?

00:15:05.600 What is that?

00:15:06.640 It's like a...

00:15:07.400 I'm supposed to know that?

00:15:08.380 Like a time in history, like the Roman Empire.

00:15:10.280 It's like a time in history.

00:15:11.660 Like Gladiator.

00:15:12.580 I don't think about that.

00:15:13.700 Okay, cool.

00:15:14.120 I don't even know what that is.

00:15:15.020 All right.

00:15:15.700 All right.

00:15:16.400 Let's end this interview.

00:15:17.420 Sorry, it didn't go well.

00:15:19.520 So that's like a real...

00:15:21.140 There's a real type of football player that is like that.

00:15:24.140 You forget that every once in a while in a movie, it's like the dumb football player.

00:15:28.280 I'm just here to play football, coach.

00:15:29.820 All I know is catch the ball.

00:15:31.920 Friday night lights.

00:15:33.080 Let's go.

00:15:33.800 And then they blow out their knee and then they're done.

00:15:35.860 Yeah.

00:15:36.140 Those characters were based on nothing.

00:15:38.100 Yeah.

00:15:38.260 That still exists.

00:15:39.420 So just friendly reminder.

00:15:40.940 Yeah.

00:15:41.200 Speaking of sports, we have some updates.

00:15:44.400 Liberty basketball.

00:15:46.460 I don't know what that even is.

00:15:47.920 WNBA.

00:15:48.480 I don't know where.

00:15:49.340 I don't know where.

00:15:50.000 New York probably.

00:15:51.060 Yeah.

00:15:51.240 It has to be right.

00:15:52.100 Statue of Liberty.

00:15:52.980 Duh.

00:15:53.200 So they have like these fake promo videos now where they're asking people like, would

00:15:58.480 you rather seize an opener NFL ticket or a WNBA ticket?

00:16:03.380 Well, hold on.

00:16:04.160 First, you're going to say you think this is a response and a psyop response to...

00:16:09.800 There was a bunch of videos that went viral a few, maybe a couple months back where a

00:16:13.980 guy was showing up to right outside of WNBA stadiums and offering people a ticket to the

00:16:18.500 game or a single dollar.

00:16:20.260 And everyone took the dollar.

00:16:21.240 Everyone took the dollar.

00:16:22.320 And even if they didn't, he edited it so that only everyone took the dollar, right?

00:16:26.260 Yeah.

00:16:26.720 So the WNBA responded, I guess, with this type of content.

00:16:30.220 Do you trade your Liberty ticket tonight for an NFL season opener ticket?

00:16:34.320 No.

00:16:34.680 Basketball is more my sport.

00:16:35.600 Definitely not.

00:16:36.340 No, no, no.

00:16:37.020 Absolutely not.

00:16:37.900 No.

00:16:38.520 I love football, but hell no.

00:16:41.100 No, I'd much rather be here.

00:16:42.680 No.

00:16:43.160 No.

00:16:43.480 So that's all fake.

00:16:44.860 It's a setup.

00:16:45.800 It just doesn't smell right, right?

00:16:47.440 All those people work in the office at the WNBA stadium.

00:16:50.520 Here's another one.

00:16:51.560 Who's a better passer, Courtney Vandersloot or Chris Paul?

00:16:54.020 Gotta go with Sloot.

00:16:55.000 Those things are lasers.

00:16:56.020 That's really tough.

00:16:56.900 Same guy.

00:16:57.580 Sloot is a sick passer.

00:16:58.180 I probably will give it to Chris Paul, but it's very, very close.

00:17:01.960 Vandersloot.

00:17:03.420 Man.

00:17:04.060 I gotta go Sloot.

00:17:04.800 No looks behind the backs.

00:17:06.280 She can see everything.

00:17:07.180 She's the general for a reason.

00:17:08.520 Chris Paul.

00:17:09.120 You see CP3, especially when he's on the Clippers on his prime.

00:17:11.800 That's crazy.

00:17:12.460 Sloot.

00:17:12.880 She's the general.

00:17:13.540 I like Chris Paul.

00:17:14.320 Courtney.

00:17:14.760 Courtney can hit anybody anywhere.

00:17:16.380 Courtney, for sure.

00:17:17.260 Yeah, definitely Courtney.

00:17:18.700 Definitely Courtney Vandersloot.

00:17:20.400 Yeah, Courtney's definitely better than Chris Paul at passing.

00:17:23.200 For sure.

00:17:23.740 For sure.

00:17:24.140 Oh, for sure.

00:17:24.780 Chris Paul's good, but gotta go with Courtney.

00:17:26.740 What are you talking about?

00:17:28.960 I've never even heard that person's name before.

00:17:31.760 So obviously these are all made up, and it kind of had the same vibe as these.

00:17:36.860 It kind of had the same vibe as this sketch from this group that I found on Instagram a

00:17:41.760 while ago where they asked like, oh, what do you find attractive in a woman?

00:17:44.880 And they all have like the same schizo answer, and it's like a bit.

00:17:47.660 It's like alternate universe shit.

00:17:49.080 What makes a woman attractive?

00:17:50.200 I like a woman with a good sense of humor.

00:17:51.640 I also like a woman who has stilts surgically attached to her leg so she can try playing

00:17:55.780 in the NBA.

00:17:56.620 Huge stilts.

00:17:57.420 I mean, she's like 12 feet off the ground.

00:17:58.880 She has a contract with the NBA team, like a 10-day contract.

00:18:01.620 They're looking for an effort player.

00:18:02.800 She's going like four, seven, and two, but she's getting boards.

00:18:05.940 They need the boards.

00:18:06.760 I took out a fourth credit card to pay for an experimental surgery where they take skin

00:18:10.280 from my lower back, graft it onto my legs to attach stilts, and now I'm being paid the

00:18:14.640 veteran's minimum to provide leadership to a young team with a lot of draft picks.

00:18:18.220 I wouldn't mind if she had stilts attached.

00:18:20.340 So everyone has the same fake answer.

00:18:23.820 That's what that reminds me of.

00:18:25.300 That's loose.

00:18:26.260 Courtney.

00:18:26.760 She's better than Chris Paul.

00:18:28.900 Okay.

00:18:29.640 That being said.

00:18:30.820 We can't just talk shit about women's sports, right?

00:18:33.580 We can't just roast women's sports.

00:18:35.280 There are good women's sport athletes.

00:18:38.500 What I'm about to show you is the best clip from any women's sports event or thing that

00:18:46.640 you have ever seen by a lot.

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00:19:01.440 Hashtag make a play.

00:19:04.080 Here it goes.

00:19:04.980 You ready?

00:19:05.600 Hi, I'm Evie Grindle, and I didn't base my time.

00:19:10.960 Oh!

00:19:13.820 Okay.

00:19:14.580 That was sick.

00:19:15.740 We need to go fake a video now where we go, who's the best women's sports moment of all

00:19:19.860 time?

00:19:20.220 We go, oh, Evie Grindle.

00:19:21.580 Evie Grindle, top left ripper.

00:19:23.940 That time in that video, of course.

00:19:25.440 Evie Grindle's corner shot comes to mind.

00:19:27.220 So that was the best display of women's sports I've ever seen in my whole life by a lot.

00:19:35.900 There you go.

00:19:36.420 That was it.

00:19:37.220 All right.

00:19:37.560 Moving on.

00:19:38.000 I can get into some of my schizo stuff now that we've covered the news.

00:19:41.860 I don't think we covered anything.

00:19:43.520 We've been in Florida for a couple weeks now, and whenever we see a street rat here on

00:19:50.160 a bike, like a homeless person, street rat type, we always yell, hey, you got to go to

00:19:55.100 New Orleans.

00:19:56.660 Have you been to New Orleans?

00:19:58.320 It's the Big Easy.

00:19:59.280 You would love it there.

00:20:00.460 I'll buy you a ticket.

00:20:01.400 One-way bus ticket to NOLA, baby.

00:20:03.820 You got to check it out.

00:20:04.900 You'd love it there.

00:20:05.960 Yeah.

00:20:06.320 It's the Big Easy.

00:20:07.500 That's what we're yelling at all the street rats.

00:20:09.460 There actually is a history of that happening, like Bozeman, Montana, sending people to San

00:20:14.120 Francisco and stuff like that.

00:20:15.740 So it's not totally out of the question to get these people on a bus.

00:20:19.380 We got to encourage them to go to New Orleans.

00:20:21.900 Yeah.

00:20:22.460 Hey, should we all bag hold like 20 homeless people, or should New Orleans just hold all of

00:20:28.300 them?

00:20:28.740 That one.

00:20:29.080 What do you guys think?

00:20:30.220 The second one.

00:20:31.760 But, you know, we've been here for two weeks.

00:20:34.360 We love Florida.

00:20:35.480 We love St. Pete.

00:20:35.860 Is that all we've been?

00:20:36.900 I think it's been two weeks.

00:20:37.980 Wow.

00:20:38.260 We love St. Pete.

00:20:39.420 But I do kind of miss New Orleans a little bit.

00:20:42.500 There's not enough glass on the ground at the dog parks here.

00:20:46.380 You know what I miss?

00:20:47.740 Those orange caps.

00:20:49.180 The orange caps from the syringes.

00:20:50.980 Yeah.

00:20:51.400 And those are everywhere.

00:20:52.280 I can never find one in Florida.

00:20:54.420 Yeah.

00:20:54.620 I miss all the glass in the dog park.

00:20:56.400 And then those like broken computer chairs that the street rats sit in that get all wet.

00:21:01.000 And rained on.

00:21:01.940 Right by the train tracks.

00:21:03.040 And they hang up their clothes.

00:21:04.460 I miss all that shit.

00:21:05.500 Yeah.

00:21:06.200 But, yeah, things have been good here in Florida, especially with Jerry.

00:21:09.640 I kind of just realized I had a dog tip for everybody.

00:21:12.940 We talked about this the other night.

00:21:14.500 If you get a home intruder, someone's in your house and you have a dog, I recommend, it's kind of a bluff, but I recommend yelling like you have an attack command for your dog.

00:21:26.580 Like, Jerry, strike.

00:21:28.340 Yeah.

00:21:28.540 So, the intruder hears that and he's like, oh, shit.

00:21:31.260 They have like an attack dog who knows, like, you know, calls.

00:21:36.640 And I think it's even better if you find a German word.

00:21:40.420 Oh.

00:21:41.020 Jerry, schnappel.

00:21:42.540 Yeah.

00:21:42.940 Or, you know, I don't even know what that is, but something that sounds German like he's really trained.

00:21:46.980 So, he's really trained.

00:21:47.840 So, then the guy just focuses on shooting Jerry.

00:21:50.080 And then while he's shooting Jerry, I shoot him.

00:21:53.280 Smart.

00:21:53.680 So, it's a little bit of a bluff, but I highly recommend.

00:21:56.240 All right.

00:21:56.440 We have to move on.

00:21:57.560 Let's go to the.

00:21:58.400 I mean, some of the greatest military moves in history were bluffs, you know?

00:22:02.140 So, a bluff is as strong as it would have been if it wasn't a bluff, if you do it right.

00:22:07.660 Absolutely.

00:22:08.960 So, we have a clip here.

00:22:10.740 Cheese rats.

00:22:11.360 These people had a little bit of a rat problem and they tried to solve it, but they forgot a crucial step.

00:22:17.240 I need to get the cheese as a rat.

00:22:19.800 And what do you do, Stephen?

00:22:20.900 You get the cheese out of the fridge and where do you put it?

00:22:23.000 On the floor?

00:22:23.760 Yep.

00:22:24.700 And the rats come and eat it and that's supposed to kill them, right?

00:22:28.520 You think?

00:22:29.540 Oh, yeah.

00:22:30.060 Oh, don't worry.

00:22:30.780 I've been putting peanut butter down sometimes, too.

00:22:33.060 But that's not killing them.

00:22:34.800 You know that, right?

00:22:35.440 Oh, yeah.

00:22:36.300 That's just attracting the rats.

00:22:38.240 You're supposed to put poison in the cheese.

00:22:40.660 I don't know why you put kind of poison in it.

00:22:43.220 And peanut butter.

00:22:44.780 You just put peanut butter and cheese.

00:22:46.700 They're just going to eat it and they're going to get more of them.

00:22:48.980 That's why you got an infestation.

00:22:51.680 So what do you say when the rats come?

00:22:55.020 There you go.

00:22:55.980 Honey!

00:22:57.320 Cheese!

00:22:57.880 Get the cheese!

00:22:59.100 Yeah.

00:22:59.380 And what does he do?

00:23:00.300 Go get it?

00:23:01.160 Uh-huh.

00:23:01.420 And does he sprinkle the Parmesan cheese on the floor?

00:23:04.680 Uh-huh.

00:23:05.400 And what do the rats do?

00:23:07.220 Eat it.

00:23:07.940 Yeah.

00:23:08.440 Damn, I have my cats go...

00:23:10.840 Yeah, they kill them.

00:23:12.680 So they forgot to poison the cheese.

00:23:15.620 They forgot to put the cheese in a trap.

00:23:17.940 Yeah.

00:23:18.420 They just put...

00:23:18.940 When they see the rats, they just sprinkle Parmesan on the ground.

00:23:22.180 What's going on here?

00:23:23.460 Who are these people?

00:23:24.720 Where did you find this?

00:23:25.540 I found this deep on Instagram.

00:23:28.200 Oh, my gosh.

00:23:29.160 So they see the rats.

00:23:30.800 They put the cheese and peanut butter down, but they forgot to poison it.

00:23:33.640 Oh, God.

00:23:34.020 Crucial step.

00:23:34.860 Yeah.

00:23:35.440 So don't forget.

00:23:36.320 Guys, I don't know what this is here for.

00:23:38.980 We have to move on.

00:23:40.500 Richard Rappoy, glasses touches.

00:23:43.000 We had a person who counts your sips, the coffee sips.

00:23:46.000 And now we have a person, Riley, a very loyal Fleckistalks, the podcast watcher, and

00:23:53.360 Fleckistalks.com member.

00:23:55.600 She counted the amount of times you push your glasses up.

00:23:58.860 33.

00:23:59.720 Wow.

00:24:00.300 33.

00:24:01.140 Yep.

00:24:01.480 Freemason.

00:24:02.720 All right.

00:24:03.300 Moving on.

00:24:04.300 We're on page three.

00:24:04.740 Thank you.

00:24:04.940 No bits.

00:24:05.540 No bits.

00:24:06.080 No nothing.

00:24:06.340 Well, I just wanted to say that people are counting stuff.

00:24:08.360 Okay.

00:24:08.860 So if you have other things that maybe are worth counting, keep an eye.

00:24:13.420 All right.

00:24:13.760 Boop.

00:24:14.120 Whoop.

00:24:15.080 You know, just start doing some.

00:24:16.640 One whoop.

00:24:18.620 It's it.

00:24:19.540 For Richard Rappoy.

00:24:20.780 That's our first whoop.

00:24:22.260 All right.

00:24:22.680 Moving on.

00:24:23.660 I like the Boebert section.

00:24:25.180 This next page is kind of vulgar as well.

00:24:28.120 So if you have kids or if you don't want to hear vulgar talk, I recommend skipping ahead.

00:24:32.760 I don't want to hear comments of, oh, Fleckist, I love you.

00:24:35.440 But when you talk vulgar, it really makes it hard to enjoy the show.

00:24:39.420 We're going off the rails today.

00:24:41.240 We're going off the rails a little bit today.

00:24:43.160 But we needed to.

00:24:44.540 All right.

00:24:44.900 So this might be the most important part of the show.

00:24:47.680 We I have a favorite restaurant in town.

00:24:51.380 I'm not going to say the name because I don't want to dox anybody or get anyone in trouble

00:24:54.820 or have you guys send a bunch of bad Google reviews to anybody.

00:24:58.020 Yeah.

00:24:58.220 But we have a favorite restaurant in town.

00:24:59.700 And I had this way of going about it where I go to only this restaurant and I try to talk

00:25:05.820 to the owner and so I can tell him, hey, I come to your restaurant only.

00:25:10.640 It's the only place I eat downtown.

00:25:12.140 And my thought process is you can go to a bunch of restaurants and they'll treat you however.

00:25:17.360 But if you go to one restaurant only, they'll treat you like a king.

00:25:20.500 Exactly.

00:25:20.960 You can either be Joe Schmo off the street or the regular who gets served like a king.

00:25:25.840 It's the only place I go.

00:25:26.980 Maybe I'll get my own table.

00:25:28.200 The owner comes out and shakes my hand.

00:25:29.700 Give me something for free.

00:25:31.160 Oh, what's new on the menu?

00:25:32.580 I'm like in, you know?

00:25:34.400 So we went to this place on Saturday over the weekend and we get there.

00:25:40.060 And I don't even like this place food wise.

00:25:42.400 I don't even like the menu.

00:25:44.120 I just like the font of the menu a lot.

00:25:46.240 I like the outdoor seating.

00:25:47.580 I like the size of the table for two people.

00:25:50.180 You can really spread the platters out.

00:25:52.960 But we got there on Saturday and our waiter was a fat gay pig.

00:25:58.100 He was an absolute fat gay pig with a tongue ring.

00:26:01.400 How did you know?

00:26:02.000 Yeah.

00:26:02.120 How did you know he was a fat gay pig?

00:26:03.040 He had a tongue ring.

00:26:03.980 He was so gay.

00:26:05.460 And when you see that little ball, that little tongue ring ball.

00:26:09.280 That's where it's going to get vulgar.

00:26:10.820 Yeah.

00:26:11.440 What do gay guys need a tongue ring for?

00:26:14.280 They like, because they like the tongue neck.

00:26:16.340 They like to.

00:26:17.240 They're obsessed with tongue neck.

00:26:18.880 Yeah.

00:26:19.140 All they want to do is tongue neck.

00:26:20.620 Get off from work so they can go home with tongue neck.

00:26:22.440 They're making a paycheck so they can go with tongue neck.

00:26:24.460 Yeah.

00:26:24.820 They want to get money from me.

00:26:26.240 I give them a tip so we can buy poppers with his twink friends so they can go suck each

00:26:29.780 other in the tongue.

00:26:30.640 And it's disgusting.

00:26:32.000 And I'm at the restaurant and I'm trying to eat.

00:26:34.060 And all I can really think about is how bad this guy wants on some tongue neck.

00:26:37.760 Yeah.

00:26:38.140 And he's like a disgusting fuck pig who's probably like on the weekends just trying to like kill

00:26:42.560 himself with it.

00:26:43.520 Circuit parties.

00:26:45.120 Weird shit.

00:26:46.200 Horrible.

00:26:46.400 Shit on the dance floor.

00:26:47.940 Yeah.

00:26:48.220 And then I'm placing my order and the gay pig with the tongue ring who's obsessed with

00:26:56.720 tongue neck tries to get me to say crostinis.

00:27:00.160 He goes, oh, with your tartare, do you want crackers or crostinis?

00:27:04.080 I'm not fucking saying that.

00:27:06.120 Yeah.

00:27:06.660 The second one.

00:27:07.940 It's like the second one.

00:27:09.620 So I was trying to get through the meal until the crostinis part.

00:27:12.880 And then we basically just had to stop going to the restaurant.

00:27:15.560 We had only gone there for like the last five times we went out.

00:27:19.120 And now we can't go.

00:27:20.900 So we went to a new place.

00:27:22.140 You can name the new place.

00:27:23.200 Went to Bella Brava, this Italian place in downtown.

00:27:25.980 And I was like, all right, let's just do something standard.

00:27:27.880 Nothing crazy.

00:27:28.920 Let's just get a chicken parm.

00:27:30.440 OK, that should be easy, right?

00:27:31.820 Chicken parm, Italian restaurant.

00:27:33.780 Oh, yeah.

00:27:34.220 Cool.

00:27:34.600 By the way, our chicken parm, we do our own take on it where we use a white sauce instead

00:27:39.600 of a red sauce.

00:27:40.320 Then we add a prosciutto to it.

00:27:43.140 What the fuck is that?

00:27:44.840 That's not chicken parm.

00:27:46.060 And then it comes and here's what it looks like.

00:27:48.100 It's this big.

00:27:49.620 Italian restaurant chicken parm is supposed to be the whole plate.

00:27:52.340 So it was a rough week for Fleck is dining out.

00:27:54.500 This guy wants us all the time.

00:27:57.020 And then the chicken parm isn't even chicken parm.

00:27:59.120 So yeah.

00:27:59.820 So the chicken parm, I don't know what to even do.

00:28:03.020 I'll probably never go back there.

00:28:04.460 It was actually decent.

00:28:05.660 Yeah.

00:28:06.040 I had it.

00:28:06.640 I enjoyed it.

00:28:07.740 Yeah.

00:28:07.980 So because of the disrespect, we've kind of tried to get the edge on the restaurant.

00:28:13.660 So it's like, all right, seafood platter.

00:28:15.780 Instead of the fish spread, can I get more oysters and shrimp cocktail?

00:28:18.860 And they're like, yeah, no problem.

00:28:20.400 Edge.

00:28:21.080 Yeah.

00:28:21.260 Because the fish spread is the cheapest crap.

00:28:25.060 And then the oysters and shrimp cocktail is the most expensive stuff.

00:28:28.420 And then you just swap it like it's no big deal.

00:28:30.440 We got the edge.

00:28:31.580 Yeah.

00:28:32.080 So that's that.

00:28:33.260 But there is something bad about funding some guy who's visibly gay and you're funding

00:28:38.720 his poppers, weekend parties, suck parties.

00:28:42.120 I know that guy wants to get like killed by dick.

00:28:46.700 And it sounds disgusting.

00:28:48.340 And that's not me saying it.

00:28:50.220 It's him living it.

00:28:51.740 I know.

00:28:52.200 And you look at him.

00:28:53.200 You can't even take out the tongue ring for your waiter job.

00:28:55.780 You have to let everybody know how gay you are.

00:28:58.200 Oh, this?

00:28:58.860 It's because I like.

00:29:01.440 That's what he's up to.

00:29:02.580 And I can't eat at a plate.

00:29:04.140 Am I going to eat lunch?

00:29:05.940 Yeah.

00:29:06.300 And you know what?

00:29:07.260 This section's a little vulgar.

00:29:09.140 But it has to be.

00:29:11.260 It has to be.

00:29:14.260 Who's doing the vulgarity?

00:29:17.560 It's him.

00:29:18.800 It's not us.

00:29:19.720 It's him.

00:29:20.840 I'm not talking about this for nothing.

00:29:22.900 I saw the guy.

00:29:24.240 He had a tongue ring and all these gay little things and these gay little things.

00:29:27.620 Absolutely.

00:29:28.340 And I know why you have a tongue ring.

00:29:30.620 Yeah.

00:29:30.800 So when we're at the restaurant, right?

00:29:33.660 We're at the new restaurant.

00:29:35.260 It starts to downpour.

00:29:36.860 And we're under an umbrella.

00:29:39.140 And a guy brings out the food.

00:29:41.440 Like a busboy brings out the food, gets soaking wet.

00:29:44.040 I gave him five bucks.

00:29:45.880 Here's five bucks.

00:29:46.720 A little tip.

00:29:47.220 Thanks for bringing it out.

00:29:47.820 I know you're all wet now.

00:29:49.020 Five bucks isn't even a good tip anymore.

00:29:51.000 I know.

00:29:51.780 It's like it was almost like embarrassing to give him five bucks.

00:29:53.980 But like five bucks is like I thought a real thing.

00:29:57.040 Can't even get Subway anymore with that.

00:29:58.540 And that's the next point.

00:30:01.300 Remember that Subway song?

00:30:02.560 Five dollar, five dollar foot long.

00:30:04.680 There's a reason they're not singing that anymore.

00:30:07.400 They don't sing it.

00:30:08.240 It doesn't exist.

00:30:09.200 It's over.

00:30:09.480 There's no five dollar sandwiches anymore.

00:30:11.000 They stole America.

00:30:12.080 You remember the dollar menu?

00:30:14.460 Yeah.

00:30:14.880 Four dollars now.

00:30:15.780 It's fucking gone.

00:30:16.320 Speaking of cheap food, yesterday was Penny Burger Day.

00:30:21.140 Yeah.

00:30:21.780 National Cheeseburger Day deals at Wendy's.

00:30:24.240 McDonald's, 50 cent offer.

00:30:25.740 Penny Burger.

00:30:26.540 Buy one, get one free.

00:30:27.580 All the fast food places are doing cheapest burgers ever on National Burger Day.

00:30:33.380 It's a trick.

00:30:34.640 I wish I could tell you guys ahead of time.

00:30:36.760 I posted on my story.

00:30:38.040 It's too late now.

00:30:38.840 If you ate the burgers, you're going to die.

00:30:40.240 Yeah.

00:30:40.700 Sorry.

00:30:40.960 They're trying to poison us.

00:30:42.040 And it might be the same thing with the vaccines where you get the bad stuff in your body and

00:30:46.860 then they put the 5G towers on and microwave you.

00:30:49.420 They cook you.

00:30:50.200 They cook you.

00:30:50.820 So it might be another way to get more metals in your body before the cooking.

00:30:55.680 And it's like, you know, a dollar burger, a 50 cent burger.

00:31:00.160 Aren't you embarrassed eating shit like that?

00:31:02.200 You wait in line with everybody and you go, oh, we get a Penny Burger.

00:31:05.380 Here's 10 cents.

00:31:07.020 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:31:08.060 Yeah.

00:31:08.220 If you wait in the line, it's like, these are the days that I actually avoid going to

00:31:12.040 a place like that.

00:31:12.880 It's amateur hour.

00:31:13.780 It's like when I lived in New York.

00:31:15.040 It's New Year's Eve.

00:31:15.540 Exactly.

00:31:16.020 When I lived in New York, oh, New Year's Eve or St. Patrick's Day.

00:31:19.240 In Chicago.

00:31:20.500 Not going out.

00:31:21.320 That's amateur day.

00:31:22.160 Yeah.

00:31:22.560 That's how people get, you know, they throw up on the train on the way there from drinking

00:31:25.740 in the morning.

00:31:26.480 Yeah.

00:31:26.820 So I don't like eating super cheap food like this.

00:31:29.400 I think it's kind of embarrassing, especially like dollar pizza, for example.

00:31:33.760 Oh, it's a dollar slice.

00:31:35.600 Well, how about I give you $4?

00:31:37.200 What's the cheese made of?

00:31:38.260 Is it four times better for $4?

00:31:40.760 Yeah.

00:31:41.320 No.

00:31:41.880 Oh, hey, this pizza was really bad.

00:31:43.620 Well, it was a dollar.

00:31:44.620 So what'd you expect?

00:31:45.860 You lose the leverage.

00:31:46.960 Same thing with Burger King chicken nuggets are 10 for $1.50.

00:31:51.240 And it's like, eh, I don't want that then.

00:31:54.260 How about we do 10 for $4 and you make it actually good?

00:31:57.800 Yeah.

00:31:58.160 Not naughty and soggy.

00:31:59.900 Yeah.

00:32:00.040 Um, so yeah, that's that.

00:32:02.680 You lose the leverage when you eat the bad food.

00:32:05.000 Oh, dollar tequila shots.

00:32:07.740 I think that's good.

00:32:08.840 I'm not waking up tomorrow.

00:32:10.600 Yeah.

00:32:11.240 All right.

00:32:11.680 Moving on.

00:32:12.420 We discovered perpetual energy.

00:32:14.080 This is the most schizo off the rails housekeeping.

00:32:17.940 It's almost over.

00:32:18.820 So he attaches the bottles with a certain amount of water so it all falls on itself.

00:32:29.320 You can kind of skip ahead.

00:32:31.040 So he puts them all on.

00:32:32.900 Starts spinning it.

00:32:35.100 Then he plugs into the outlet.

00:32:36.940 Looks like perpetual energy to me.

00:32:44.640 He plugs into the outlet.

00:32:46.240 Fan goes on.

00:32:49.600 That looks like free electricity.

00:32:52.320 Right?

00:32:53.100 Yeah.

00:32:53.680 Yeah.

00:32:54.000 So perpetual energy exists and it's free and show watchers now know.

00:32:57.980 There you go.

00:32:58.540 All right.

00:32:58.820 There's a perfect right wing headline.

00:33:00.380 This is just like a meme.

00:33:01.280 The perfect right wing headline doesn't exist.

00:33:03.360 Portland and.

00:33:06.940 Portland and Frank impersonating drag queen trans activists arrested for murder in Virginia.

00:33:13.940 So there you go.

00:33:15.020 Michael Horwitz has been charged with second degree murder and stabbing in the commission

00:33:18.760 of a felony.

00:33:19.640 That's the right wingest headline you could ever get.

00:33:22.160 Average encounter.

00:33:24.020 All right.

00:33:24.800 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:33:27.140 I, last night, was eating trail mix.

00:33:31.180 Okay.

00:33:31.580 Grabbed a handful of trail mix.

00:33:33.580 Then I started getting like this feeling like there was bugs on me.

00:33:36.940 And like crawling in my sockets.

00:33:38.740 Oh, your sockets.

00:33:40.040 Okay.

00:33:40.580 Yeah.

00:33:41.240 Like in my mouth and like coming out of my mouth and like going back into like my nose

00:33:46.960 through the backside and like coming out and going in my ears.

00:33:49.800 And I think there were amps on my trail mix.

00:33:51.980 I hope.

00:33:53.040 I hope.

00:33:54.020 Amps.

00:33:54.700 I hope no doctor watched this housekeeping.

00:33:57.540 Because I think you could get diagnosed.

00:33:58.920 I think you could even get committed based on just this housekeeping.

00:34:02.620 So.

00:34:02.920 Well, there was amps that went in my, the food.

00:34:05.960 They liked the sugar.

00:34:06.600 And I took a handful and ate them.

00:34:08.240 And then they're, and they go in and out all over my eyes and out my nose.

00:34:12.020 And like they're crawling around like two inches inside my head.

00:34:15.520 Makes sense.

00:34:16.880 All right.

00:34:17.300 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:34:18.360 That wasn't even so bad.

00:34:19.520 Oh, it was great.

00:34:20.240 That was fast.

00:34:21.600 If you like housekeeping, you're going to love that one.

00:34:23.940 Yeah.

00:34:24.320 And then over the weekend, we met a huge housekeeping fan.

00:34:27.060 Jeff and Lynn came over.

00:34:28.300 Oh, yeah.

00:34:29.080 Fans of the show.

00:34:30.060 And Lynn said, oh, Richard, I know you don't love housekeeping, but I love housekeeping.

00:34:37.180 Which is not even true.

00:34:38.660 I just kind of try to keep us moving.

00:34:40.600 I'm like, all right.

00:34:41.640 The most crazy schizo thing you can think of.

00:34:43.780 You really had to pause and get that in there.

00:34:45.660 All right.

00:34:46.740 I like housekeeping.

00:34:47.980 I love housekeeping too.

00:34:49.300 And Jeff and Lynn do as well.

00:34:50.700 So shout out to you guys.

00:34:51.960 It was great seeing you this weekend.

00:34:53.380 We are huge fans of yours.

00:34:55.540 All right.

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00:35:33.920 Cringe of the Week.

00:35:34.540 First clip.

00:35:35.200 Let's go to the bathroom disappointment trans person.

00:35:38.200 Today was my first day using the men's staff bathroom at school.

00:35:40.940 And it's just so boring in there.

00:35:42.560 The women have nice soap and plants.

00:35:44.280 It smells kind of like a waterfall.

00:35:45.520 I asked one of my colleagues about it.

00:35:46.680 And he said that's just the way that it is.

00:35:48.100 That it's like boring to be a man.

00:35:49.780 But guys, we don't have to accept that.

00:35:51.360 I've been on the other side.

00:35:52.560 There is another way.

00:35:53.900 Colorless misery doesn't have to be a secondary sex characteristic.

00:35:56.880 There's still time to make the little things delightful if you're only brave enough.

00:36:00.020 A singular Glade plug-in is not going to make you a girl.

00:36:02.140 I promise.

00:36:02.760 So this guy's a man.

00:36:04.380 Got the haircut.

00:36:05.440 Walks around.

00:36:06.220 Talks like a man.

00:36:07.620 And what's the first thing you do when you're a guy?

00:36:10.200 Feminize the male bathroom.

00:36:11.340 You got to redecorate the bathroom.

00:36:13.140 Yeah.

00:36:13.400 It's just, it's innate.

00:36:15.160 Yeah.

00:36:15.660 So in reality, you want to be a man, buddy?

00:36:18.720 There's a pecking order.

00:36:20.020 Yeah.

00:36:20.660 You need to shut the fuck up.

00:36:22.040 You're out of line right now.

00:36:23.400 Take a piss and get out.

00:36:24.400 Yeah.

00:36:24.940 And that's kind of part of the thing that these people all miss out on is,

00:36:28.580 oh, I transitioned when I was 22.

00:36:30.800 And it's like, so you didn't get the shit beat out of you in high school at any point?

00:36:34.140 You never feared an older, stronger guy?

00:36:36.360 You never had people you don't really look at and you can't look at because they'll fuck you up?

00:36:40.860 Yeah.

00:36:41.340 You never, you never treaded lightly around a way bigger, tougher guy or your older brother?

00:36:46.580 Yeah.

00:36:46.980 That's what being a man is.

00:36:48.240 Welcome to the club.

00:36:49.040 It's not even sweet.

00:36:50.080 Yeah.

00:36:50.360 So just, oh, I'm a real man now.

00:36:53.460 Let's redecorate the bathroom.

00:36:55.020 First day using it.

00:36:56.260 Are you fucking nuts?

00:36:57.920 These people, man.

00:36:58.880 You're acting like a gay man.

00:37:00.080 Yeah.

00:37:00.280 You're acting like a woman would.

00:37:01.780 Are you sure you want to be here?

00:37:03.340 Exactly.

00:37:04.140 And also with the, with the bathrooms, try going to the bathroom at a sporting event.

00:37:08.020 There was piss on the floor and then everyone stands further away from the toilet because

00:37:12.760 they don't want to step in piss.

00:37:14.080 And then the piss on the floor is exponential.

00:37:18.800 Exactly.

00:37:20.400 So have you disappointed that this bathroom is only going to get worse.

00:37:24.660 Actually, I think girls have that too, where they won't sit on the seat.

00:37:28.000 And then they, so then they hover and then it gets worse.

00:37:30.800 So girls and guys, we're not so different.

00:37:33.060 Yeah.

00:37:33.240 It's all the same.

00:37:34.100 All right.

00:37:34.320 Let's go to the Rihanna promo.

00:37:35.600 She has some promo for something and you could tell she was trying to not get canceled.

00:37:39.880 And he designed some boxer briefs that both men and women and non-binary people of all

00:37:46.060 gender appropriations and the pronouns, everyone is included.

00:37:52.100 I didn't want this to be boxers are for men type situation.

00:37:56.600 I think we know more about like the woke trans pronoun shit than she does.

00:38:03.680 Isn't that so funny that like we are adversarial to it, but actually know it.

00:38:08.520 And she's supposed to be the friend of it, but just goes, fuck off.

00:38:12.340 You know, whatever.

00:38:12.980 She just ballparks it.

00:38:13.540 Like, yeah, guys, girls, the pronouns.

00:38:15.740 All the pronouns.

00:38:17.020 And it's like, we know the details.

00:38:18.660 We know which, how many genders are in your system.

00:38:21.060 We know, you know, non-binary versus whatever.

00:38:24.920 So that's Rihanna's attempt to ballpark it.

00:38:27.560 Yeah.

00:38:28.500 All right.

00:38:29.140 Let's move on to the whipped cream twink.

00:38:33.520 Here's a guy at Starbucks, right?

00:38:35.380 And he's wearing a diaper.

00:38:37.520 And let's see what he's up to.

00:38:40.540 He's using the whippet canister to put whipped cream in his pants.

00:38:46.220 He probably demands $22 an hour, this guy, so he can fill his diaper.

00:38:51.060 And he's loading it up.

00:38:54.920 We'll fast forward a little bit.

00:38:56.560 You get it, right?

00:38:57.780 The canister's in his pants.

00:38:59.300 So it's not like, oh, this was after work hours and it's fine.

00:39:02.440 Adds the ice.

00:39:03.400 You know, you add the whipped cream, you add the ice, you get a full diaper.

00:39:05.820 It feels good.

00:39:06.420 I get that part.

00:39:07.640 That part I understand.

00:39:09.160 Duh.

00:39:09.800 That's simple.

00:39:10.940 But you do it in the store?

00:39:12.400 Yeah.

00:39:12.740 That's where the line is crossed.

00:39:14.340 Yeah.

00:39:14.620 In the store.

00:39:15.140 Disrespectful.

00:39:15.380 And we call these people twinks.

00:39:17.260 But that's twink shit.

00:39:19.460 Well, this is why we call everyone twinks.

00:39:22.520 Because it doesn't really matter what you're up to.

00:39:24.840 You're just on some twink shit, right?

00:39:26.440 You're disrespecting everybody.

00:39:28.480 So you don't really get a name you deserve.

00:39:30.760 Like, technically, this guy's like a diaper play baby boy or something, you know?

00:39:34.440 And it's like, no, you're just a twink.

00:39:35.880 You're just a twink.

00:39:36.520 You're in the twink umbrella.

00:39:37.920 Yeah, twink umbrella.

00:39:39.360 That's what's going on at Starbucks.

00:39:40.840 That's why you can't shop there.

00:39:42.020 Yeah.

00:39:42.580 All right, let's move on.

00:39:43.320 We're still in cringe.

00:39:44.480 Let's go to the person who says they want to destroy the nuclear family.

00:39:47.460 You know, let's see this well-adjusted adult.

00:39:50.920 But some of their fears may be legitimate.

00:39:53.340 Because destroying the nuclear family through sexual liberation and queer relationship hierarchy sounds pretty great.

00:40:02.020 Yeah, destroying the nuclear family sounds great through sexual liberation and queer theory.

00:40:06.880 Whatever that means.

00:40:07.580 Yeah, thanks, Dr. Mary Bowman, assistant professor at DePaul University.

00:40:12.400 I was going to say it's some idiot.

00:40:13.860 It's a doctor from the college.

00:40:15.260 Well, and that's why the education system is such a laughingstock.

00:40:18.700 It's like some socially anxious gay who had like a shitty childhood.

00:40:24.400 Yeah, who hates their parents.

00:40:26.220 You hate your parents.

00:40:27.280 And then because you hate your parents, you have to pretend that no one ever had a nice family.

00:40:32.120 No one ever had a nice upbringing.

00:40:33.720 That a majority of families are, you know, fine, normal people.

00:40:37.500 You have to, when you're like on these progressive agendas, you have to like pretend everyone is problematic and bigoted and abusive and all these horrible things.

00:40:47.460 You can't just have normal families in America.

00:40:50.520 That doesn't exist.

00:40:51.460 And then similar to Urban Decay last week.

00:40:53.320 Remember, people in Philadelphia were all zonked out on Trank on the ground?

00:40:57.000 Of course.

00:40:57.500 And you have to pretend, oh, that's just how it is in cities.

00:41:00.100 It's always been like that.

00:41:00.840 Yeah.

00:41:01.220 We never had a normal city before.

00:41:02.880 That's just what life in the city is like.

00:41:04.980 And I don't think there's anything better than having a family where it's like anything.

00:41:09.740 It doesn't have to be a hobby you like, but the dad is like a motocross guy.

00:41:14.280 And then he has a son who equally loves motocross and then is built for it too, just like his dad.

00:41:20.680 Football, fishing, whatever it is, where it's like your identity and shared passion.

00:41:25.220 Hunting.

00:41:26.080 Like this girl just goes, my parents are weird and I'm just different.

00:41:30.040 You know, and so she wants to abolish the nuclear family.

00:41:33.200 And that's everybody.

00:41:33.540 And I wanted to be gay and trans as a five-year-old.

00:41:36.420 No one would let me.

00:41:37.300 And now we need to change everything so everyone's kid can be whatever their stupidest idea is.

00:41:43.000 And I'm a doctor, so you have to listen.

00:41:46.360 No, I don't.

00:41:47.400 I'm educated.

00:41:48.140 My family growing up was a football family.

00:41:49.740 My dad played football in college and then all three boys in my family, because of that,

00:41:54.700 were on track and played football in college.

00:41:56.540 Yep.

00:41:56.900 That's what we like to do.

00:41:57.680 And then this girl believes that stuff like that either doesn't exist or isn't important

00:42:02.700 or doesn't build strong men, you know?

00:42:05.380 Or given the choice, we would have all been pansexual or demi-boy, but we had to be a football

00:42:10.620 player because our dad's oppressive.

00:42:12.360 Yeah.

00:42:12.940 And then this next clip kind of shows the targets that these sick fucks are going after.

00:42:19.480 Look at this innocent kid.

00:42:20.460 Have $10,000 cash or, wait a minute, this, two out-of-the-box Oreo cookies.

00:42:33.320 So $10,000 cash or two Oreo cookies.

00:42:35.800 Huh?

00:42:36.460 Are you sure?

00:42:38.480 Yes.

00:42:39.300 That's $10,000 cash.

00:42:43.480 Taps the Oreos again.

00:42:44.940 Do you want the Oreo cookies?

00:42:46.840 Are you sure?

00:42:47.720 Yes.

00:42:49.260 Okay.

00:42:49.900 Go ahead.

00:42:50.780 So the kid picks two Oreo cookies over $10,000 cash.

00:42:54.380 Pure.

00:42:55.040 It's nice.

00:42:55.860 That's who this freak from the last clip wants to go after.

00:42:58.940 They want this kid to be a baby and wear a dress and go into foster care because their

00:43:03.600 parents are not letting them be trans or whatever.

00:43:06.580 Yeah.

00:43:07.060 And that's the obvious point that the right wing took with this video, which is, you know,

00:43:11.580 they're trying to get this age kid to be genderless or choose their gender or know about that stuff.

00:43:16.960 And then our point of view is, this is great that this kid has such like a window where his

00:43:24.040 parents love him and take care of him so much that he doesn't even need to care or know about

00:43:28.840 $10,000.

00:43:29.920 Kid's never been hungry.

00:43:31.360 He's never been cold in his life.

00:43:32.960 He just gets to live like this.

00:43:34.800 When's recess life?

00:43:36.580 You know what I mean?

00:43:37.360 Pure Americana.

00:43:38.380 And that's good.

00:43:39.220 It's actually good that he chose the Oreos.

00:43:41.760 Yeah.

00:43:42.140 Because it means he's sheltered and living a true little kid life.

00:43:45.080 Keeping him away from all the weird trans shit.

00:43:47.620 Speaking of keeping him away and people who weren't kept away, there was a story that

00:43:52.360 came out about a 16-year-old.

00:43:54.700 It says, lawsuit filed against UNMC Nebraska Medicine over trans teens breast removal surgery

00:44:00.660 in 2018.

00:44:01.920 So a trans teenager had breast removal surgery when they were 16 years old and is now suing

00:44:07.280 because they're like, yo, I didn't want to do that.

00:44:10.320 I was 16.

00:44:11.160 Why did you do that?

00:44:12.100 I regret this decision.

00:44:13.160 Well, the main crux of the lawsuit is that doctors didn't pursue non-surgical and mental

00:44:18.260 health treatments extensively enough.

00:44:20.580 So like you were asking for the surgery, you and your mom, you had your stupid conversations

00:44:25.600 with your mom or whatever, and then you go and then the doctor just said yes.

00:44:30.080 So this is kind of like a retarded lawsuit in my mind, but obviously it's a natural conclusion,

00:44:37.060 you know?

00:44:37.420 Because you had the safeguards there, you had mom, you had the doctor, you had everything

00:44:42.140 and you kept going, yes, yes, yes.

00:44:44.960 You know what I mean?

00:44:45.680 Of course.

00:44:46.000 So I feel bad for the kids and this is why we need a law just saying, no, wait until you're

00:44:50.540 18 to do it and then it's on you and you can't sue anybody.

00:44:53.500 Yep.

00:44:53.900 You know?

00:44:54.360 So it's, I agree, but it's stupid.

00:44:57.780 You know what I mean?

00:44:58.640 Like it's a weird feeling there.

00:45:00.500 And this was fast tracked.

00:45:01.840 Uh, I guess that's part of the lawsuit.

00:45:03.740 The person saying, yeah, this was fast tracked and doctors allegedly told their parents she

00:45:08.140 would commit suicide if she did not receive the surgery, despite no evidence of being

00:45:11.980 suicidal.

00:45:12.860 So remember the number one threat they love to use and the lever that they pull.

00:45:16.700 Oh, you have to cut her tits off or she'll kill herself.

00:45:18.960 I might kill myself.

00:45:20.320 If you were mean to me, I'll kill myself.

00:45:22.160 Uh, you know, it's just every single time they use that.

00:45:25.560 It's their number one move.

00:45:26.740 It's their number one move.

00:45:28.080 All right, let's, let's move on.

00:45:30.240 And it's like, you're like this, like you just are kind of like pulling it up every

00:45:34.840 time you're like, no, honey, we can't stop at McDonald's.

00:45:38.360 It's like every single time.

00:45:40.000 So I did that with, um, Jerry, my dog being a mental health dog at the last place we lived.

00:45:45.840 It's like, oh, he's a mental health dog.

00:45:47.360 I need to have him.

00:45:48.340 It's like emotional support animal or I'll fucking kill myself.

00:45:50.820 Yeah.

00:45:51.200 You need to go in the pool.

00:45:52.340 Jerry needs to swim in the pool or I'll kill myself.

00:45:55.680 Yeah.

00:45:55.920 You need to let my dog in the pool.

00:45:57.520 Um, all right.

00:45:58.440 Speaking of dogs and dog videos, this last one, my, one of my favorite genres is the

00:46:04.380 schizo people who set up the buttons so they can talk to their dog.

00:46:08.140 It's been a recurring theme on the show.

00:46:10.000 If you've missed the episodes or whatever, but it's a recurring theme.

00:46:13.220 So this is a new one.

00:46:14.980 Look at the amount of buttons on the floor.

00:46:17.120 They're pretending this dog knows what the buttons they're pressing.

00:46:20.120 Uh, and then sometimes like the dog is correct.

00:46:23.680 I'm ballparking like 75 buttons here.

00:46:26.360 Yeah.

00:46:26.680 So let this rip.

00:46:28.000 Should we brush?

00:46:36.880 Dog says sad.

00:46:45.300 It's fascinating that he chose the, the two closest buttons.

00:46:58.760 Okay.

00:47:01.200 I'm sorry that you're sick.

00:47:03.040 So she clicks the buttons and say, yes, cuddles rest.

00:47:14.540 You can talk.

00:47:15.580 You can talk.

00:47:16.360 The dog needs the buttons because he can't say anything.

00:47:19.140 You're pressing the buttons back for what reason?

00:47:21.980 Yeah.

00:47:22.280 Just say, yeah, cuddle rest.

00:47:23.820 And then the dog throws up.

00:47:27.000 They fast forward 20 minutes and the dog throws up and she goes, see, the dog was sick.

00:47:31.940 The dogs always throw up.

00:47:33.580 Why aren't you, the dog threw up in the house.

00:47:35.220 Why aren't you hitting it?

00:47:37.420 Why aren't you freaking out and grabbing the dog by his neck and throwing him outside?

00:47:40.800 You just puked in the house.

00:47:42.060 Yeah.

00:47:42.440 I'm just kidding.

00:47:43.160 We don't do that.

00:47:43.780 I know.

00:47:44.280 People are so stupid though.

00:47:45.300 But yeah, you're using the buttons to talk back.

00:47:48.160 You can talk.

00:47:49.080 Yeah.

00:47:49.420 So you sacrifice like a whole section of your house for these stupid buttons and then you

00:47:53.660 film.

00:47:54.340 You're using SD cards constantly rolling just in case you get the lucky one where the

00:47:59.700 dog presses sick and then throws up.

00:48:02.320 This is fucked up.

00:48:03.560 Is there something wrong with her?

00:48:04.640 Yeah.

00:48:04.920 This is like a long COVID type lady from housekeeping.

00:48:07.440 Remember?

00:48:07.840 Yeah.

00:48:08.280 And you always say I'm schizo and I'm stupid.

00:48:12.540 I don't do shit like that with the dog.

00:48:14.680 Yeah.

00:48:15.080 I have my own buttons that just say Rob shit.

00:48:17.480 Yeah.

00:48:17.720 Yeah.

00:48:17.980 Yeah.

00:48:18.080 Yeah.

00:48:18.260 And you just have a, like a theory that like the microwave metals in you and then like

00:48:24.120 that doesn't result in any sort of actual externality.

00:48:27.780 Like nothing.

00:48:28.560 You don't do anything.

00:48:30.000 I just don't get microwaved when everyone else does because I didn't get the vaccine.

00:48:33.540 Well, yeah.

00:48:34.020 Anybody who's not vaccinated doesn't get microwaved, but that never really happens.

00:48:37.980 You know what I mean?

00:48:39.100 Until it does.

00:48:39.860 And then I was right.

00:48:40.660 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:41.180 And then what happens when we get full viewership tomorrow for the show and nobody died from

00:48:47.360 the burgers?

00:48:48.280 Well, the burgers.

00:48:48.800 There's no loss.

00:48:49.480 I'm saying there's no, you didn't waste anybody's time.

00:48:51.060 It's a long game.

00:48:53.200 Eventually before the election, they're going to up the microwaving and then you'll be like,

00:48:57.240 damn, the whole world's going crazy.

00:48:58.660 And I'm going to say, go back to episode 108.

00:49:00.400 I called this.

00:49:01.180 Okay.

00:49:01.640 All right.

00:49:01.980 So it's like, I'm just planting the seeds so people have it on their record.

00:49:05.120 So when it happens, you can say, oh, Fleckus is from the future.

00:49:08.980 Because I am.

00:49:09.880 For sure.

00:49:10.480 All right.

00:49:10.900 Urban Decay.

00:49:11.580 Page one.

00:49:12.320 We made it to Urban Decay.

00:49:13.760 We're right on time.

00:49:15.100 We're doing great.

00:49:15.860 The show's going good.

00:49:17.000 All right.

00:49:17.360 All right.

00:49:18.440 Remember last week we showed the clip of the white wedding where the people, the cop

00:49:22.540 was trying to arrest people and then the white girl kicked the cop and you were pushing

00:49:26.480 them and they were wrestling.

00:49:27.180 There was actually an alternate angle that people were setting me where that girl in the

00:49:30.060 orange dress was reaching for a cop's gun.

00:49:32.520 Yeah.

00:49:32.960 I did see that.

00:49:34.660 And then DL Hewley posted that video and said, what would happen if these were black people?

00:49:40.020 It would be way different.

00:49:41.460 Yeah.

00:49:41.800 As you know, he implied something.

00:49:43.500 He doesn't actually spell it out.

00:49:44.740 He just implies something and goes, I'm racially disgruntled.

00:49:48.180 Yeah.

00:49:48.460 So basically the theory he had was if cops are trying to arrest a black person and other

00:49:54.820 black people come and interfere with the arrest, the cops would just shoot the people.

00:49:59.200 Yeah.

00:49:59.340 That's what he was saying.

00:50:00.240 Yeah.

00:50:00.360 Well, lucky for us, we have a clip where exactly what he said, what if it happened, happened

00:50:05.740 and here's what happened.

00:50:06.740 A week later.

00:50:07.660 That's crazy.

00:50:08.360 Yeah.

00:50:08.520 We're really lucky.

00:50:09.540 Right away.

00:50:10.440 Somehow.

00:50:13.380 So that lady just hit a cop.

00:50:15.100 These people are pushing cops.

00:50:20.080 So this is what would happen, I guess, if black people did it.

00:50:23.200 No one's getting murdered.

00:50:24.820 That's good.

00:50:52.280 So, there's your answer, D.L. Hewley.

00:50:55.180 What would happen if the races were reversed?

00:50:57.880 Well, that.

00:50:59.040 Nothing.

00:50:59.400 Nothing different.

00:51:00.360 And we can actually take it a step further.

00:51:02.280 We can go a step further with this.

00:51:04.180 It's actually the opposite, and it goes all the way to the media.

00:51:07.120 So, a couple days ago, there was a clip that came out of black teenagers

00:51:10.900 who stole a car and ran over a white guy riding on the road.

00:51:15.060 Here's the clip of that.

00:51:18.580 We're going to show the full clip.

00:51:19.920 Here's the first.

00:51:20.600 They have a stolen Hyundai, and they hit a car first.

00:51:27.020 And they just run him off the road.

00:51:36.000 Little ski mask, little shysty.

00:51:41.000 And then they come up on a guy riding his bike.

00:51:50.600 That's it for the clip.

00:51:56.160 So, they ran him over.

00:51:57.560 He died.

00:51:58.300 That guy was a cop for 35 years, I think.

00:52:00.700 Yeah, he was a police chief.

00:52:01.860 A retired police chief.

00:52:02.860 Retired police chief.

00:52:03.980 And then his wife and kids found his possessions on the side of the road,

00:52:06.980 and he was dead.

00:52:07.800 Yeah.

00:52:08.220 Like, they had got there.

00:52:09.300 They got an Apple Watch-type notification, like, involved in a fall.

00:52:13.120 And then they go to the location.

00:52:14.880 They're three miles away.

00:52:15.940 They see all his stuff.

00:52:17.200 His phone's over there.

00:52:18.140 His helmet's over there.

00:52:18.960 His bike's fucked up.

00:52:20.540 Yeah.

00:52:20.820 And that's how they find out their dad and husband died.

00:52:24.160 Yeah.

00:52:24.600 And then this was a white guy killed by two black teenagers in the car.

00:52:28.260 And the media headline is,

00:52:30.040 Retired police chief killed in bike crash.

00:52:32.740 Remembered for laugh and love of coffee.

00:52:35.380 So, that's what happens when the races are reversed, D.L. Hewley.

00:52:38.320 Yeah, D.L.

00:52:39.080 It's a bike crash.

00:52:40.260 It's a bike crash.

00:52:40.720 It's like spontaneous combustion.

00:52:42.580 Yeah.

00:52:42.860 Nobody did it.

00:52:43.860 Nothing happened.

00:52:44.740 What happened?

00:52:45.320 When it's a white something, like D.L. Hewley likes,

00:52:48.740 it's like, white killer kills Pearson.

00:52:51.000 He's white.

00:52:51.740 White, white.

00:52:52.640 And then when a black teen is involved, it's, oh, you know,

00:52:56.080 it's a spontaneous combustion type event that doesn't really count.

00:52:58.960 It's a bike crash.

00:52:59.880 But what would happen if it was.

00:53:00.860 Fight breaks out.

00:53:01.780 Yeah.

00:53:01.940 It's like, how does a fight break out?

00:53:03.280 Who, what, what happened?

00:53:04.300 Who?

00:53:04.560 Yeah.

00:53:04.800 Stray bullet.

00:53:05.660 Yeah.

00:53:07.240 Stray bullet.

00:53:08.120 Where were it to come from?

00:53:09.240 Who was shooting it and why?

00:53:10.660 Yeah.

00:53:11.500 But, you know, D.L. Hewley, I know it's an obvious thing to say,

00:53:13.900 but what would happen if the races were reversed on that?

00:53:16.960 If it was two white kids in a stolen car who ran over a black guy?

00:53:20.720 You think that would have gone,

00:53:21.740 you think it would have been a bike crash?

00:53:22.900 It would have been quite possibly the longest sentence in Las Vegas history.

00:53:28.280 Yeah.

00:53:28.580 It would have been like a thousand years to prove a point, you know?

00:53:31.700 Exactly.

00:53:31.960 Kind of like how Ray Epps got with January 6th.

00:53:33.720 Yeah.

00:53:34.500 And then there would have been the, it would have been George Floyd times 10.

00:53:38.960 The riots.

00:53:39.760 Pretty much.

00:53:39.940 And all the BLM protests.

00:53:41.440 But that's what happens if the races were reversed.

00:53:43.540 Especially because if a black guy was on a bike riding a bike,

00:53:46.160 he actually is innocent.

00:53:47.380 Like not, not like George Floyd or Jacob Blake,

00:53:50.200 where they kind of have to hide stuff where there's not the assault on the pregnant woman

00:53:53.780 or the knife in his hand.

00:53:55.260 Exactly.

00:53:55.660 So it would actually be way worse.

00:53:57.500 Mamedic Sisyphus had a good tweet about this.

00:53:59.280 He said, what's to rehab here?

00:54:00.920 Are they going to suddenly learn that it's bad to run a man over just for fun?

00:54:05.040 Remove them from society forever.

00:54:07.240 Yeah.

00:54:07.440 I think these guys should be zapped.

00:54:09.040 Yeah.

00:54:09.300 They should go in an electric chair.

00:54:11.900 And then they're actually minors.

00:54:14.300 So you don't know one of his names because they have the laws protecting minors,

00:54:18.120 which if you're 17, let's get rid of that.

00:54:21.240 Yeah.

00:54:22.460 If you're acting like a grownup.

00:54:24.740 And we don't even know if the passenger has been charged yet

00:54:27.700 because the stuff is in private.

00:54:29.540 Like the, you know, cases are sealed or whatever you want to call it.

00:54:32.880 The driver's in juvenile detention right now awaiting trial, I guess.

00:54:36.320 But I'm sure they'll get a lighter sentence than they deserve.

00:54:40.200 And then also this kind of folds into a broader theme, right?

00:54:44.640 Of the Hyundai Kia stolen cars, which is happening in cities all across America.

00:54:50.780 There's like a little glitch where you can put in a USB thing and then the car will start.

00:54:55.380 And so various of the Democrat mayors are suing Kia and Hyundai

00:54:59.620 because all of a sudden you just wake up and you're in a Kia and it's going 60 miles an hour.

00:55:04.780 You go, what?

00:55:05.180 How did I get here?

00:55:06.800 This is too easy.

00:55:08.020 Yeah.

00:55:08.300 So that's like, they call them Kia boys.

00:55:10.520 It kind of was popularized on TikTok.

00:55:12.100 We've covered it several times on the show.

00:55:15.420 And there's kind of two levels of stealing cars, right?

00:55:19.040 Are we going to play this other video?

00:55:20.700 You want to play this one or no?

00:55:21.740 Yeah.

00:55:21.980 So the first level is you steal a Kia because it's easy to steal a Kia.

00:55:26.000 And then you just drive around.

00:55:27.160 It's not a cool car.

00:55:28.220 You dump it.

00:55:28.880 You commit crimes or you use it to steal another car, right?

00:55:32.000 Or you sell it for nothing.

00:55:34.140 Just get quick cash.

00:55:35.500 Exactly.

00:55:36.180 And then there's the other tier of stealing cars, which is stealing the cars that you like.

00:55:41.000 Yeah.

00:55:41.240 And then you keep them.

00:55:42.160 So based on that, I wonder which car gets stolen the most.

00:55:45.300 Yeah.

00:55:45.500 Let's watch the clip.

00:55:46.180 What's popular in, you know, I don't know.

00:55:48.500 What cars do thieves like?

00:55:50.220 I drive a Charger SRT Hellcat.

00:55:52.940 Oh, my.

00:55:53.240 So what do you think about it?

00:55:55.120 No, I'm just kidding.

00:55:55.560 I drive a Volkswagen.

00:55:56.620 But if I did drive an SRT Hellcat, what would your advice to me be?

00:56:01.160 Keep it in a garage.

00:56:02.660 Right.

00:56:03.140 So that vehicle did top this list with a huge risk number attached to it, right?

00:56:08.200 Can you tell us what that was?

00:56:09.400 That vehicle is 60 times more likely to file a theft claim than the average vehicle.

00:56:16.400 It's pretty big.

00:56:17.420 It's a big number.

00:56:18.320 And I think rewind, like, what, four or five years.

00:56:21.320 And I think the vehicle at the top of this list was only, like, five times more likely.

00:56:27.320 Five times.

00:56:27.960 Yes.

00:56:28.480 Wow.

00:56:28.880 So everyone's stealing Hellcats.

00:56:30.920 Who likes Hellcats?

00:56:31.920 Do you know who likes Hellcats?

00:56:33.040 I don't know.

00:56:33.480 I'm not a huge Hellcat fan.

00:56:35.280 That's not.

00:56:35.840 Yeah, that's not in my community, I don't think.

00:56:37.920 My peer group, they don't have any Hellcats or like them.

00:56:40.360 Yeah, but some communities really like Hellcats and then they steal them all.

00:56:44.400 Yeah.

00:56:44.800 So there's basically two classes of theft.

00:56:47.140 The Hellcat, Jeep, Trackhawk, like, armed robbery steals.

00:56:51.820 And then there's the Joyride and Kia Hyundai steals.

00:56:54.340 You just go and just pull one up and start it up.

00:56:56.460 So 60 times more likely, and it used to be, the highest car on that chart used to be five times.

00:57:02.480 So shit's going off the rails, basically, in cities.

00:57:05.140 And, you know, what if the races were reversed, DL?

00:57:09.180 Yeah.

00:57:09.580 I don't know.

00:57:10.160 Everyone's stealing Subarus.

00:57:11.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:12.600 It would be Subarus, Jeep Wranglers getting stolen, all that type of shit.

00:57:16.480 But no, it's just like the African-American's favorite car is 60 times more likely stolen.

00:57:22.000 Probably unrelated.

00:57:23.200 I would guess it's not related.

00:57:25.360 And let's move on.

00:57:26.760 We're still in the DL Hewley rebuttal section, beating up this old lady.

00:57:32.380 This is a clip that went viral this week.

00:57:34.560 You smell like booze.

00:57:38.060 And I have me.

00:57:39.140 Yeah, you got me.

00:57:40.980 Oh.

00:57:41.580 Oh.

00:57:42.580 Oh.

00:57:43.080 You better come to come, girl.

00:57:45.560 Break my heels.

00:57:48.460 I can't.

00:57:49.540 All right.

00:57:50.640 That's it.

00:57:51.180 That's it.

00:57:51.660 Break it up.

00:57:52.200 Break it up, baby.

00:57:53.180 Good for that guy.

00:57:54.700 Yeah, good for that guy.

00:57:55.800 But it's, you know, it's such a cliche to say.

00:57:58.960 But what if the roles were reversed, DL?

00:58:01.280 Yeah.

00:58:01.500 What would happen, DL Hewley?

00:58:03.120 Not many people are talking about this clip.

00:58:04.680 I think we're the only people.

00:58:05.620 I mean, we found it online, but.

00:58:07.520 The right wing angel.

00:58:08.400 Right wing angel posted it.

00:58:09.500 He posts great stuff.

00:58:10.520 But not many people are talking about that.

00:58:12.440 But if the roles were reversed, it would be.

00:58:16.020 Pitchfork time.

00:58:16.840 Tariq Nasheed would say suspected white supremacist.

00:58:19.640 Yeah.

00:58:19.960 It's time.

00:58:20.680 And there would be people probably throwing bricks through our windows.

00:58:23.320 Yep.

00:58:23.500 But yeah, what if the roles were reversed, DL?

00:58:26.660 It really makes you want to know.

00:58:28.620 Yeah.

00:58:29.020 So moving on.

00:58:30.380 This is kind of related to the DL rebuttal.

00:58:32.980 There was a black woman who had a problem with the security guard in her building complimenting her hair.

00:58:39.020 Well, let's let this rip.

00:58:41.120 In the front.

00:58:42.900 Yep.

00:58:44.120 Hello, how are you?

00:58:45.100 See, how are you?

00:58:45.980 She came in with pretty curls.

00:58:47.480 Now she came in.

00:58:47.780 Can you please not talk about when I switch up my hair?

00:58:50.080 I think it's beautiful.

00:58:50.800 I know, but like as a black person, it's to me, it feels like a microaggression.

00:58:55.080 I deal with it all the time at work.

00:58:57.080 And you can make that face.

00:58:59.080 I know.

00:58:59.400 I know.

00:59:00.000 I know.

00:59:00.520 I'm just saying, I'm telling you how it makes me feel.

00:59:02.280 Everyone's different.

00:59:03.020 But personally, if you like the hair, oh, pretty hair.

00:59:05.120 You don't have to like clarify that it was different each and every time because it makes me uncomfortable.

00:59:09.380 I just like the way you change my hair.

00:59:10.400 I know this.

00:59:11.840 I'm not looking for any excuses.

00:59:13.560 It's just it makes me uncomfortable.

00:59:14.880 Okay.

00:59:15.640 Cool.

00:59:17.060 Okay.

00:59:17.640 Well, did you drastically change your hair or not?

00:59:20.720 You cannot allow to acknowledge it.

00:59:22.360 Day over day, is your hair insanely different?

00:59:25.520 And it's like the security guard in your building being nice, complimenting you.

00:59:29.300 Yeah.

00:59:29.600 Saying, oh, your hair looks so nice.

00:59:30.980 It's so different, blah, blah, blah.

00:59:32.620 But you're not allowed.

00:59:33.540 So it's like, what should I do?

00:59:34.840 Where should my eyes be?

00:59:36.060 Can I acknowledge you?

00:59:37.120 Should I have to put my head down and not look at you when I go by?

00:59:41.120 And it's kind of like a hierarchy.

00:59:43.140 It's not even a man.

00:59:44.100 It's like a woman.

00:59:44.840 Yeah.

00:59:45.440 It's a girl's thing.

00:59:47.420 And yeah.

00:59:48.540 It was like a hierarchy.

00:59:49.800 It's like, I'm here.

00:59:51.560 You have to take my word that being a black woman means this.

00:59:54.720 And like, that's the end of the conversation.

00:59:57.040 Yeah.

00:59:57.380 So there's a hierarchy and the lady keeps saying, it makes me feel this way.

01:00:00.540 Well, it's like, so your feelings are the only ones that matter.

01:00:03.420 Yeah.

01:00:03.600 And you just made the whole room uncomfortable with your stupid caddy.

01:00:08.100 Like, no, no, no.

01:00:08.960 As a black woman, it makes me this.

01:00:10.500 That's it.

01:00:10.940 No discussion.

01:00:11.920 Yeah.

01:00:12.200 It's like, oh, okay.

01:00:13.140 That's strange.

01:00:14.880 So you're feeling weird.

01:00:16.240 But now I, you just tried to humiliate me.

01:00:19.160 Yeah.

01:00:19.400 And I'm supposed to just eat it.

01:00:20.680 Because as a black woman, there's a black woman speaking.

01:00:23.600 I'll just, eyes forward, hands on the table.

01:00:26.200 No sudden movements.

01:00:27.200 It's like a T-Rex.

01:00:28.860 It's like, all right, don't move.

01:00:30.820 We're in Jurassic Park or some shit.

01:00:32.180 And it's not like, it's like, oh, let me touch your afro.

01:00:34.720 This is weird.

01:00:35.700 Yeah.

01:00:36.240 It's like, your hair looks.

01:00:37.160 What's this texture?

01:00:37.580 I've never felt this before.

01:00:38.800 Yeah.

01:00:38.980 The lady's saying your hair looks really nice and you changed it up and I like it.

01:00:42.400 And you literally did.

01:00:43.500 You changed it drastically day over day.

01:00:46.940 And you don't want to hear a peep.

01:00:50.040 Yeah.

01:00:50.460 You change your hair in the most attention seeking way possible.

01:00:53.960 Like imagine if I showed up on this podcast with bright purple hair, one episode, and then

01:01:00.460 the Friday episode, I shaved it, shaved my eyebrows, total skinhead.

01:01:03.880 And everyone goes, oh, wow, Richard, your hair looks so different.

01:01:06.660 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:01:07.500 Can you, as a white man, please, please do not.

01:01:12.260 You know, it's just, you make the whole fucking world uncomfortable and that's kind of the

01:01:15.700 way they want it.

01:01:17.160 It's like a power dynamic thing.

01:01:18.740 Exactly.

01:01:19.140 The powers that be want the black versus white dynamic to be that way where like a group

01:01:25.320 of black people does something drastic and then like white people can't acknowledge

01:01:29.140 it and whether that's crime or running the guy over on the bike or changing or killing

01:01:35.480 cops, yelling in a movie theater or something like that, you know, something like that.

01:01:39.500 Brawling in a Walmart self checkout lane.

01:01:41.600 So you can't do it.

01:01:42.420 You can't acknowledge it because they're black and you're white and they're here and everyone

01:01:47.040 else is down here.

01:01:47.840 Yep.

01:01:48.280 All right.

01:01:48.480 Last page of Urban Decay.

01:01:50.220 Sexy Red.

01:01:51.920 Someone asked her the most romantic thing someone's ever done for her.

01:01:55.500 This is quite possibly one of the trashiest people ever made famous on earth.

01:01:59.700 She has the My Coochie Pink, My Booty Hole Brown.

01:02:02.920 That's her song.

01:02:03.760 Those are the lyrics from her song.

01:02:06.000 I'm going to be honest.

01:02:07.660 The most romantic thing somebody did for me, it was my first boyfriend.

01:02:11.900 I was just in high school.

01:02:13.460 He was a little older than me and it was Valentine's Day.

01:02:16.640 I'll never forget.

01:02:18.000 He robbed somebody and gave me the money and gave me the bill he stole.

01:02:21.480 And it was just so sweet because he was out of breath and stuff.

01:02:24.280 He's like, here, I just got this for you.

01:02:26.060 I was like, oh, so sweet.

01:02:28.840 Isn't that romantic?

01:02:30.060 It's like she's talking about like borderline personality disorder.

01:02:33.400 Yeah.

01:02:33.540 She liked like the worst thing about someone like in their like antisocial violent behavior.

01:02:38.140 Yeah.

01:02:38.960 It was romantic.

01:02:39.900 She totally victimized someone and then he came to me with the money on Valentine's Day.

01:02:44.860 She's like you.

01:02:45.620 Yeah.

01:02:46.500 Valentine's Day.

01:02:47.240 Valentine's Day.

01:02:47.760 I was going to make a point about this is what happened with pit bulls, but it can get misconstrued as like a racist comment.

01:02:53.300 But pit bulls back in the day, the reason they're so bad now is because they were backyard bred in urban environments for their negative qualities.

01:03:01.740 They find an aggressive male and find an aggressive female and go, oh, these two are aggressive.

01:03:06.680 Let's mate them and get the ultimate aggressive babies.

01:03:09.640 And that's like the same thing where it's like the.

01:03:12.160 It's romantic to victimize someone.

01:03:13.880 So then it's like, oh, let's have a kid.

01:03:16.200 What do you think that kid's going to do?

01:03:18.760 Exactly.

01:03:19.360 So you're mating based on like bad.

01:03:22.080 Antisocial personality disorder.

01:03:24.180 Yeah.

01:03:24.380 And violence.

01:03:25.100 So that's never good.

01:03:26.320 There was a Spirit Airlines flight, Spirit Airlines fight.

01:03:30.220 It's nice that flight and fight are only one letter off.

01:03:32.860 It's consistent for Spirit.

01:03:34.340 Yeah.

01:03:34.520 At least.

01:03:35.100 You got to fight before your flight.

01:03:39.660 So happy birthday, sexy red.

01:03:41.480 This was for you, sexy red.

01:03:42.900 I beat up those bitches that were disrespecting you.

01:03:45.280 Pulled out a weave and everything.

01:03:49.580 And then the flight attendant for Spirit goes, hey, is your hair different?

01:03:53.080 Did it just get pulled out in a brawl?

01:03:55.960 Is this your hair?

01:03:57.180 She goes, oh, can't bring that up.

01:03:58.800 Oh, man.

01:03:59.560 All right.

01:03:59.840 We're done with Urban Decay.

01:04:00.940 Moving on.

01:04:01.700 Uplifting goal.

01:04:02.460 Don't get too down.

01:04:03.320 Don't get too depressed.

01:04:04.220 We have a lot of uplifting goal to get to.

01:04:06.560 The dog stuck in the tree.

01:04:07.920 We'll start there.

01:04:10.700 Dog stuck in the tree.

01:04:11.700 Dog stuck in the tree.

01:04:11.760 Dog stuck in the tree.

01:04:11.800 Dog stuck in the tree.

01:04:13.760 Dog stuck in the tree.

01:04:21.760 Watch out, Zach.

01:04:22.840 She's going to spin over.

01:04:34.600 There's the doggy.

01:04:35.660 Come on.

01:04:36.580 That was that ride.

01:04:38.320 And he got out.

01:04:40.180 That's a first.

01:04:41.340 That's uplifting.

01:04:41.980 So he's trying to get a squirrel.

01:04:43.820 Yep.

01:04:44.380 And he got stuck.

01:04:45.140 And they cut the tree down.

01:04:46.060 And he got out.

01:04:46.900 All right.

01:04:47.240 All right.

01:04:47.480 Let's go to the monkey throwing a possum.

01:04:50.900 This is an orangutan.

01:04:51.680 Perth Zoo has responded after an orangutan was seen throwing a possum out of its enclosure.

01:04:56.800 The video posted to Reddit shows the marsupial flying through the air and disappearing over

01:05:00.800 the wall of a neighboring enclosure.

01:05:02.280 A Perth Zoo spokesperson told Yahoo News Australia that while the staff work hard to eradicate

01:05:06.920 pests, sometimes the orangutans evict the odd possum themselves and referred to the incident

01:05:11.580 as nature playing out.

01:05:12.880 Nature playing out.

01:05:14.320 You launched it.

01:05:15.220 Yeah.

01:05:15.500 You can't get in my enclosure, buddy.

01:05:17.280 An orangutan.

01:05:18.660 Yeah.

01:05:19.240 I thought it was orangutan.

01:05:21.220 Yeah.

01:05:21.580 Yeah.

01:05:21.740 I know you did.

01:05:22.920 I know you did.

01:05:23.040 Because of, you know why?

01:05:24.780 Why?

01:05:25.120 Because of Tang, the soda.

01:05:26.900 Yeah.

01:05:27.160 And they used an orangutan.

01:05:28.660 To do it.

01:05:29.360 So they kind of psyoped everybody.

01:05:30.720 They Mandela affected us.

01:05:32.220 Smart.

01:05:32.820 Yeah.

01:05:33.260 Smart.

01:05:33.480 Good for them.

01:05:33.720 All right.

01:05:34.380 Let's go to the manhunt question clip.

01:05:37.280 This was after they got the guy in Pennsylvania.

01:05:39.580 Sir, was there any concern that he would team up with another small man to step inside of

01:05:46.000 a trench coat, little rascal style?

01:05:48.480 No.

01:05:52.720 No.

01:05:53.780 There was never any concern.

01:05:55.260 It's like, well, then you missed a spot.

01:05:56.880 Because that could have been happening, brother.

01:05:59.280 Is there no concern that he'll stack up with another man and cover themselves in a trench

01:06:03.980 coat, little rascal style?

01:06:06.040 That's like what you got to do when you get a question.

01:06:08.120 Yeah.

01:06:08.400 Yeah.

01:06:08.580 Yeah.

01:06:08.780 You're in, you're in random town, Pennsylvania, where there's usually not a press conference.

01:06:12.600 So it's not like you need to get invited back, you know?

01:06:15.360 Just one question.

01:06:16.280 So you got to get one.

01:06:17.120 And you're done for life.

01:06:18.460 Yeah.

01:06:18.740 And then you probably get asked to leave.

01:06:20.160 All right.

01:06:20.400 Let's move on.

01:06:21.040 The overhead projector.

01:06:22.400 The kids see an overhead projector for the first time.

01:06:24.580 It says, my mom, who just retired, gave us her overhead projector.

01:06:27.500 Old.

01:06:28.520 And by pressing this button.

01:06:31.120 Wow.

01:06:32.780 It's me now.

01:06:34.080 And I can put papers on top of it.

01:06:36.840 And it's blue.

01:06:37.780 I can write on top of it.

01:06:42.600 Ready?

01:06:48.740 Isn't that funny that the kids like this?

01:06:50.920 Yeah.

01:06:51.820 They don't do that anymore.

01:06:53.060 We used to have that when I was in school.

01:06:54.600 Yeah.

01:06:54.800 I learned math on that.

01:06:56.520 I remember, I think I learned algebra for the first time on one of those.

01:06:59.720 Yeah.

01:07:00.100 And then there was one in my school that was like really hot next to me and it would blow

01:07:04.380 hot air on me.

01:07:05.760 So I didn't really like my seat.

01:07:07.720 Yeah.

01:07:07.840 You were probably a sweaty kid, right?

01:07:09.240 Yeah.

01:07:09.560 Sweaty kid.

01:07:10.180 I was a sweaty kid and we had a uniform.

01:07:11.620 And then I used to have to roll my pant legs up to be less hot.

01:07:15.060 And then I would get in trouble with my teacher because I was breaking dress code.

01:07:19.540 And then one time, I may have told this story a long time ago, but my mom used to volunteer

01:07:23.580 in the school.

01:07:24.480 So she was like in the building sometimes.

01:07:26.660 And one time I rolled my pant legs up and then the teacher like secretly reported it

01:07:32.200 and had my mom come to my classroom.

01:07:35.440 No.

01:07:35.800 And then she opens the door and goes, there he is.

01:07:38.420 Look, he's got his pants leg up.

01:07:39.920 And I was looking and it's my mom.

01:07:41.460 And I was like, what?

01:07:42.840 And I had to go outside and talk to her.

01:07:44.140 And she goes, he does this every day.

01:07:45.700 He rolls up his pant legs.

01:07:47.200 And my mom like doesn't care.

01:07:49.020 Yeah.

01:07:49.300 But also has to pretend.

01:07:50.800 Had to pretend and like respect the teacher.

01:07:52.760 She goes, I'm so disappointed.

01:07:55.280 I'm going to talk to you when you get home.

01:07:56.920 You're in trouble.

01:07:57.620 And I was like, don't get caught again.

01:07:59.260 I was like, what are you talking about?

01:08:00.480 All right.

01:08:01.380 Last clip.

01:08:02.080 Uplifting gold.

01:08:03.960 Digging the hole gets reported to the news.

01:08:05.800 So this guy's digging a hole at the beach.

01:08:10.040 Classic man stuff.

01:08:12.840 This is what men do.

01:08:16.040 Thanks, Bernard.

01:08:17.020 Now, finally, for now, mysterious hole on a beach has caused a stir in North Dublin.

01:08:21.660 A local astronomy enthusiast is hoping the crater in Port Marneau could be the aftermath of a cosmic event.

01:08:29.280 It's a huge, mysterious crater that looks out of this world.

01:08:33.480 But is it?

01:08:34.440 The unusual hole on Port Marneau Beach stopped local astrophysics enthusiast Dave Kennedy in his tracks yesterday.

01:08:40.900 And he's certain the small but heavy rock inside it came from up above.

01:08:46.180 As you can tell by here.

01:08:47.240 So he's got this whole theory that the rock came in.

01:08:50.100 He's doing this on the news.

01:08:51.440 Like, he's explaining, like, he's the expert.

01:08:53.360 He's like, everyone's taking pictures with the rock and holding it like it's cool.

01:08:57.160 It's just something some guy dug.

01:08:58.500 Some guys were five beers deep and said, let's do it.

01:09:02.100 Well, another episode in the books.

01:09:04.280 Today was a vulgar one.

01:09:06.020 Hey, it happens, man.

01:09:07.380 We got 108 episodes.

01:09:09.240 Like, we're allowed some leeway.

01:09:10.840 We're allowed a little crazy housekeeping.

01:09:13.580 You know.

01:09:14.040 We've earned it.

01:09:14.800 Exactly.

01:09:15.040 It's called We've Earned It.

01:09:15.840 Yeah.

01:09:16.360 And we got a little vulgar with the Bobert stuff and then the waiter who was obsessed with Hunkin' Dick.

01:09:21.540 He wanted to do just some disgusting shit.

01:09:25.860 It was his fault.

01:09:26.900 It wasn't even us.

01:09:28.120 Yeah.

01:09:28.720 And there was one point where I was, like, asking him a question about the menu.

01:09:32.040 And he kind of was like, what?

01:09:33.220 Like, and I had to re-ask it.

01:09:34.400 And I think it was because he was daydreaming about sucking dicks.

01:09:38.320 It's disgusting.

01:09:39.600 Pig.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - September 19, 2023

DISRESPECTING THE ELDERS

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