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00:00:15.060 All right, welcome back to Flocka Socks, the podcast episode 107.

00:00:20.000 Today on the show, aliens are real, but no one seems to care in this week's housekeeping.

00:00:24.680 Then an NYPD officer gets literally stabbed in the back in this week's Urban Decay.

00:00:31.540 After that and cringe, we have some adult babies that need a song to be sung to them to calm them down.

00:00:37.960 And a New Zealand charity thinks it's a good idea for gay guys to have sex with other gay guys with AIDS.

00:00:45.760 All this and more at Flocka Socks, the podcast episode 107, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:52.680 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:56.720 And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

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00:01:09.540 All right, one for one on the intro as always.

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00:02:40.860 We have Doppels this week.

00:02:41.860 It's Friday episode.

00:02:43.300 We have a bunch of Doppels we haven't gotten to.

00:02:45.640 We don't even really do them anymore, but it is Friday.

00:02:48.400 So here's the first one.

00:02:50.660 Ancient Fleckus.

00:02:51.920 That's me.

00:02:52.340 I think that's from the Book of Mormon.

00:02:54.260 Fascinating.

00:02:54.700 I think a Mormon sent me that.

00:02:55.920 Very nice.

00:02:56.740 So that's one Doppel.

00:02:57.960 Keep going.

00:02:58.920 These are your feet?

00:03:00.180 Those are your feet.

00:03:02.040 I can see the confusion.

00:03:03.820 Yeah.

00:03:04.580 That's actually not even a Doppel.

00:03:06.040 Richard Ratboy was just wearing sandals at CVS and I caught a video of it.

00:03:10.160 Makes sense.

00:03:10.540 So that's what his feet look like.

00:03:11.680 Okay.

00:03:12.020 All right.

00:03:12.640 Who's this guy?

00:03:13.940 That's a Doppel of me, but it's also someone who has a America First small business that we're

00:03:19.700 going to shout out at the end of the show.

00:03:20.920 Okay.

00:03:21.200 Fair.

00:03:21.620 But it does look like me.

00:03:22.800 It is a Doppel.

00:03:24.020 Did we already?

00:03:24.760 I thought we already used this one.

00:03:25.800 You got arrested for a Turkish crypto exchange, sentenced to 11,000 years.

00:03:29.900 Yeah.

00:03:30.440 That sounds familiar.

00:03:31.540 Okay.

00:03:31.960 I think that was me last week.

00:03:33.220 And then you got the case dismissed though.

00:03:34.920 Yeah.

00:03:35.340 Patriot J.

00:03:36.260 Sir Hattus got me off.

00:03:37.540 Okay.

00:03:38.280 That's our boy.

00:03:39.260 And then here's black me in a video game.

00:03:42.200 Yep.

00:03:42.760 And then there's only one Richard Ratboy.

00:03:44.500 I am a police officer in Canada.

00:03:46.620 Here you go.

00:03:47.880 Mount up.

00:03:48.320 All right.

00:03:49.160 So those are our Doppels this week.

00:03:50.660 Good Doppels.

00:03:51.440 Good thing we don't do them anymore.

00:03:52.500 It's kind of a waste of time.

00:03:53.620 Yeah.

00:03:53.980 It's a total waste of the audience's time.

00:03:55.860 That's why we don't do them.

00:03:57.080 All right.

00:03:57.720 Story of the week.

00:03:58.740 Story of the month.

00:03:59.700 If it was 1998, it'd be the story of a lifetime.

00:04:02.700 Yeah.

00:04:02.860 Aliens are real.

00:04:04.760 Aliens.

00:04:05.480 And Mexico.

00:04:06.680 Yeah.

00:04:07.400 They went to Mexico.

00:04:08.740 Mexico got them.

00:04:09.400 Yeah.

00:04:09.620 Aliens are real.

00:04:10.640 And we have videos of the bodies.

00:04:12.580 As most people are saying, who cares?

00:04:14.980 Yeah.

00:04:15.240 I've already seen everything the world has to offer on my phone.

00:04:19.820 It's kind of crazy.

00:04:21.000 They go, hey, aliens.

00:04:22.160 Here's aliens.

00:04:23.100 And I go, nah.

00:04:24.000 Yeah.

00:04:24.400 Everyone sees it and goes, it's in Mexico and it's in Spanish.

00:04:28.200 I don't buy it.

00:04:29.400 I don't think so.

00:04:30.680 And it also looks just Hollywood.

00:04:32.200 It looks like very much on the nose.

00:04:35.520 Predictive programming in movies, perhaps.

00:04:38.000 Yeah.

00:04:38.460 I saw that alien in Men in Black.

00:04:39.880 He was behind the guy's head controlling him.

00:04:41.900 It's a little disappointing because we hear Project Blue Beam and all these secret CIA

00:04:47.940 disclosure plans.

00:04:50.100 Then they give us some paper mache little midget thing.

00:04:52.780 Yeah.

00:04:53.280 And also, does it matter?

00:04:54.840 They're dead?

00:04:55.860 Well, they might want to come back for the bodies.

00:04:58.500 Yeah.

00:04:58.800 Don't desecrate them.

00:04:59.740 So, yeah.

00:05:00.560 Respect the bodies.

00:05:01.800 Yeah.

00:05:02.600 And then you were saying, what would you say?

00:05:05.160 Good thing the Chinese didn't find it first because they would have ground it up and try

00:05:08.040 to turn it into boner pills.

00:05:10.720 Something like that.

00:05:11.820 Is that what you said?

00:05:13.860 I did say that.

00:05:14.720 I didn't think that was going in the podcast, though.

00:05:17.200 So, yeah.

00:05:18.240 Yeah.

00:05:18.500 China loves those rhinoceros horns.

00:05:20.600 They give them vitality, as they call it.

00:05:22.440 So, I don't know.

00:05:22.980 I thought they might ground.

00:05:23.760 Good thing it wasn't China.

00:05:24.780 Imagine the thought process there.

00:05:26.340 It's like, you see that rhino horn?

00:05:27.600 You see how it's kind of like, what if we ground that up and drank?

00:05:32.780 I feel like it would give me one of those.

00:05:34.400 Yeah.

00:05:34.620 And somebody came up with it 4,000 years ago, and they're just like, nah, we're still going.

00:05:39.020 So.

00:05:41.120 Inappropriate joke.

00:05:42.240 Inappropriate China joke.

00:05:43.220 Stupid joke.

00:05:43.680 China doesn't even do that.

00:05:45.160 Yeah.

00:05:47.000 Yeah.

00:05:47.400 Also, you know, this disclosure, it's in Mexico.

00:05:51.360 Who knows what kind of press conference that was.

00:05:53.380 I want to see small town sheriff.

00:05:56.320 Exactly.

00:05:56.860 If there was a press conference and he goes, oh, man, these aliens, they fell on old Mr.

00:06:01.780 Weatherby's property.

00:06:03.060 Yeah.

00:06:03.360 We called the deputy and myself.

00:06:05.080 We came right out.

00:06:06.220 Like, that's who I'd believe.

00:06:07.900 I don't believe this Mexican press conference.

00:06:10.280 And I certainly don't believe, what, the CIA, who's been up to no good?

00:06:13.640 Exactly.

00:06:14.040 In the middle of the Joe Biden impeachment.

00:06:15.900 And then there was an old video that came out from Russia that showed a crash site, I

00:06:21.720 guess, of this little alien right there.

00:06:23.400 You see him?

00:06:23.940 Yeah.

00:06:24.640 That's, I mean, I believe it.

00:06:26.040 These are the nice aliens.

00:06:27.260 There's multiple strains of aliens, and these are the nice ones.

00:06:31.020 Or these are the ones that are at least neutral to nice.

00:06:33.240 Okay.

00:06:33.500 There's mean ones, and they're a lot different than that.

00:06:37.320 Okay.

00:06:38.180 And they're not like us, these aliens, because, like, the bones are different.

00:06:41.480 You know how your legs have, like, a femur and then a bone and a bone?

00:06:46.040 They just have single bones down their whole thing.

00:06:48.220 You know how your back is, like, spine, spine, spine, spine, spine?

00:06:50.800 They just have spine.

00:06:52.860 You know?

00:06:53.380 What are you talking about?

00:06:54.720 Well, I'm just talking about the differences.

00:06:56.320 Three fingers.

00:06:57.200 Okay.

00:06:57.760 I did some research.

00:06:58.960 Okay.

00:06:59.420 All right.

00:06:59.920 And we've been saying aliens this whole time.

00:07:02.540 Yeah.

00:07:02.720 So now the aliens get disclosed to us, and you've, you know, aliens, it gives it a step away.

00:07:08.740 Like, you're not admitting it.

00:07:09.980 Yeah.

00:07:10.440 Yeah.

00:07:10.700 I'm talking about aliens.

00:07:11.720 Not aliens.

00:07:13.640 Speaking of aliens.

00:07:15.300 Okay.

00:07:15.620 Illegal aliens.

00:07:16.820 Yeah.

00:07:17.120 We have another caravan heading to the border.

00:07:20.000 Let's see what kind of future Americans we have here.

00:07:26.120 Future leaders of America on their way.

00:07:28.800 This is in Panama.

00:07:30.060 So they got to work their way up through multiple countries to get where they want to go.

00:07:35.060 Yeah.

00:07:35.320 We need to load up on these guys.

00:07:37.080 Yeah.

00:07:37.260 So this is really good.

00:07:42.480 They're on their way to help us.

00:07:43.740 Because, you know, America, racist past.

00:07:46.360 Oh, yeah.

00:07:46.720 We need to repent.

00:07:47.880 Quality of life.

00:07:49.080 Boo.

00:07:50.060 GDP.

00:07:51.220 Whoop.

00:07:51.780 We need to bring these guys in to help us.

00:07:53.740 Yeah.

00:07:54.100 Of course.

00:07:54.760 They're going to teach us, like, things that we didn't know.

00:07:57.420 Yeah.

00:07:57.560 Different ways to do tacos.

00:07:59.260 And, you know, how long can meat set out in the sun before it goes bad.

00:08:03.520 That type of thing.

00:08:04.400 They're testing that for us.

00:08:05.380 Yeah.

00:08:05.660 You sit on the ground and you slurp up food like this.

00:08:10.820 Also, there was some stats from the Border Patrol.

00:08:13.740 9,000 interactions or 9,000 apprehensions a day.

00:08:17.440 Yeah.

00:08:18.100 So 9,000 times 365 is like 3.2 something million.

00:08:22.600 Yeah.

00:08:22.920 And that's 3.2 something people, million people here illegally.

00:08:26.080 And that's if we catch every person.

00:08:28.540 That's 1% basically of our population every year just in random people.

00:08:33.320 Whoever shows up.

00:08:34.720 Yeah.

00:08:34.940 And if we catch them.

00:08:36.120 I think it's probably at least the same amount just getting across.

00:08:39.040 Maybe probably more, to be honest.

00:08:41.100 So, great.

00:08:41.780 And, you know, it's also, we've talked about this before on the podcast, but it's like a

00:08:44.880 social media thing.

00:08:45.980 People go, oh, it's easy.

00:08:48.080 And then, like, all of a sudden, West Africans are at our southern border.

00:08:51.840 Indians, Chinese nationals are at our southern border.

00:08:54.540 So, it's just a nightmare.

00:08:57.580 Yeah.

00:08:58.600 Don't get too down.

00:08:59.440 Don't get too depressed.

00:09:00.460 I am depressed.

00:09:01.080 We have three pages of housekeeping.

00:09:02.700 All right.

00:09:03.120 All right.

00:09:03.300 And page two is, you know, where I shine.

00:09:05.840 Okay.

00:09:06.340 But we have some COVID updates.

00:09:08.200 Alex Berenson, COVID update.

00:09:10.840 Yeah.

00:09:11.400 Yeah.

00:09:11.860 Go for it.

00:09:12.300 He said, again, from CDC Gov's own data, one million mRNA COVID shots for teens will

00:09:17.780 prevent zero to one COVID deaths and cause 100,000 to 200,000 severe side effects.

00:09:24.240 Yes, you read that right.

00:09:26.120 Risk management.

00:09:28.000 We need to vaccinate your kids.

00:09:30.020 Yeah.

00:09:30.400 It's really important.

00:09:31.460 It's going to save everyone's lives?

00:09:32.860 No, no, no, no, no.

00:09:33.500 It's just going to, like, fuck up the lives of a fifth of them.

00:09:35.820 It's a group that needs it the least, but then society has levers to force them the most.

00:09:41.760 Like, you can't be in school.

00:09:43.020 You can't go to college.

00:09:44.020 You can't play in sports.

00:09:44.880 You can't do this.

00:09:45.580 All your privileges, we're just going to turn those off until you get the thing that'll

00:09:49.880 save one of you.

00:09:51.220 And then it, like, grooms these teenagers into, like, as long as I listen to Joe Biden,

00:09:56.540 I can pretty much do what I want.

00:09:58.900 Yeah.

00:09:59.420 Yeah.

00:09:59.960 Conditional freedom, you know?

00:10:01.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:02.760 And then there was another update.

00:10:04.960 New testimony from a highly credible whistleblower alleges CIA rewarded six analysts with significant

00:10:10.920 financial incentives to change their COVID-19 origin conclusions from a lab leak to zoonosis.

00:10:17.540 Zoonosis.

00:10:17.860 So that's why you thought it was bat soup for a few months there.

00:10:22.060 Yeah.

00:10:22.380 And it's crazy because we always knew it was a lab leak.

00:10:25.460 And then-

00:10:26.180 The Wuhan Institute of Coronavirus Respiratory, like, whatever.

00:10:30.700 And it's like, yeah.

00:10:31.540 Of course it was a lab leak.

00:10:32.320 We've made that joke before, you know?

00:10:33.740 And then we, in our head, like, using discernment and just, like, vibing it, I knew the whole

00:10:38.780 time that the virus was made on purpose for this reason.

00:10:42.480 Yeah.

00:10:43.100 And then it's like, oh, you're crazy.

00:10:44.800 And then, oh, no, look, all these people are saying that it wasn't a lab leak.

00:10:48.180 It came from a bat.

00:10:49.360 You're crazy.

00:10:50.280 And I didn't even know that there was the lab leak conversation, the CIA doing this behind

00:10:55.900 the scenes.

00:10:56.420 I didn't know that.

00:10:57.260 But I knew that.

00:10:58.520 Yeah.

00:10:58.740 I knew that's what was going on.

00:11:00.620 Intuited.

00:11:01.380 Intuit.

00:11:01.780 No.

00:11:02.000 I just know.

00:11:02.480 I put my feelers out and I can hear truth and I go, yep, that's true.

00:11:05.780 Nope, that's a lie.

00:11:07.060 And it's been working.

00:11:08.280 That's why we have the best new podcast of all time.

00:11:10.320 What about aliens?

00:11:11.260 Rings true?

00:11:12.100 Well, you've been talking about aliens for a while.

00:11:13.760 I know, but the Mexican aliens.

00:11:17.040 That mummified thing, that could be an old alien.

00:11:19.860 Okay.

00:11:20.360 All right.

00:11:20.580 But I think there's a bunch of those running around and then we have the one to show and

00:11:24.160 it's all dried up and nothing.

00:11:25.320 And you think like, oh, aliens are some thing that are in an archeological site somewhere.

00:11:31.680 They run the whole thing.

00:11:33.200 Yeah.

00:11:33.760 They're in charge.

00:11:34.840 They're the gnomes.

00:11:35.400 They're the elves too.

00:11:37.120 Yeah.

00:11:37.440 They're the machine elves.

00:11:38.880 All right.

00:11:39.320 All right.

00:11:39.680 All right.

00:11:40.100 Let's get back on track.

00:11:41.100 The Secretary of Energy.

00:11:42.520 This is a Sav Hernandez tweet.

00:11:44.860 This person was driving cross country in an electric car to prove that that's a good idea.

00:11:49.620 Yeah.

00:11:50.300 The Secretary of Energy tried to take a four-day road trip in electric vehicles in an attempt

00:11:54.920 to get more Americans to use EVs.

00:11:57.200 A family with a baby in the car ended up calling the cops on her after one of her staffers used

00:12:01.600 a gas car to block the only available charging station at one location.

00:12:05.760 The jokes write themselves.

00:12:07.240 So yeah, electric cars work as long as you have your staffers drive ahead of you and then

00:12:12.060 block all the charging stations.

00:12:14.040 So when you get there, you pull right up, charge.

00:12:16.740 It's probably 30, 40 minutes.

00:12:18.240 You get on your way.

00:12:18.880 Because your time is valuable.

00:12:20.660 It works.

00:12:21.020 Family with a baby, not on a PR mission, not valuable.

00:12:24.760 Don't worry about it.

00:12:25.860 They call the cops.

00:12:27.240 All right.

00:12:27.620 Let's keep it moving.

00:12:28.700 Fan shout outs.

00:12:29.440 We have some fan shout outs this week.

00:12:30.800 On Fridays, we do doppelgangers and fan shout outs.

00:12:34.520 Fleckus, Rich Rap Boy, my boys, love that you guys do a Tuesday show now.

00:12:38.280 Here's the thing, guys.

00:12:39.320 I'm seeing a lot of babies watch the show.

00:12:42.660 And then my friend back home, Brady, his son, watches the show.

00:12:46.340 But it's not just like the show's on and the baby's there.

00:12:50.140 I swear to you, I've seen this multiple times.

00:12:53.340 A baby's sitting there.

00:12:54.600 The show goes on and the baby is locked in, which I don't know if it's good or not.

00:13:00.400 I think it's good.

00:13:01.280 Well, it's good that we have baby staying power, but like little kids watching this show, like we're kind of showing the cringe of the week stuff.

00:13:09.300 The kids should not – where the whole point is kids shouldn't be exposed to that.

00:13:12.560 That's a good point.

00:13:13.460 Yeah.

00:13:13.840 But I think the engagement side of things.

00:13:17.060 The purple moving background.

00:13:18.800 The hypnosis.

00:13:19.720 Yeah, hypnosis or maybe even like ringing true.

00:13:23.620 Now we just talked about how like you can hear the truth and almost using discernment, know the truth.

00:13:28.660 Your intuitiveness is like on point.

00:13:31.120 I think babies have that in a very raw way, but they don't know how to verbalize it because they're babies.

00:13:36.600 For sure.

00:13:36.840 But when they see it, they know it.

00:13:38.500 And they're just like, boom, this is good.

00:13:41.480 Okay.

00:13:41.820 I think we got something like that going on.

00:13:43.400 So a lot of kids like the show who don't even know how to like things yet.

00:13:47.480 Smart.

00:13:47.980 Which means that on a fundamental way, we are on point.

00:13:52.160 Okay.

00:13:52.640 We got some rock knockovers from the boys.

00:13:54.380 Oh, these are trail markers.

00:14:09.400 People are going to get lost.

00:14:11.080 No, this is from hippies.

00:14:13.260 Thank you, boys.

00:14:15.200 All right.

00:14:15.820 We got a couple more.

00:14:16.860 Got another one.

00:14:20.840 Let's say Fleckas talks the podcast.

00:14:23.000 But it's all in a rock knock.

00:14:26.540 That's what I like to see.

00:14:27.960 Yeah.

00:14:28.020 Love the fan shout outs.

00:14:29.240 Thank you guys for sending them.

00:14:30.700 Let's also use this opportunity to tickle the post.

00:14:32.660 Let's juice the algo.

00:14:34.120 You've been doing great with that.

00:14:36.140 Make sure you watch Tuesday's show too.

00:14:38.300 So leave a comment, like the video, make sure notifications are on, and watch Tuesday's episode.

00:14:43.760 Tuesday's episode was our number one podcast release, I think, to date.

00:14:47.120 Yeah.

00:14:47.460 Crazy.

00:14:47.960 It's ripping.

00:14:48.660 Everyone's loving it.

00:14:49.440 The tickling works, guys.

00:14:51.100 One at a time.

00:14:52.000 Also, you know what?

00:14:53.900 Send this video.

00:14:55.880 Copy the link to this podcast.

00:14:57.880 Send it in a text to someone.

00:14:59.220 Say, yo, there's this video of you online.

00:15:02.840 It looks really bad.

00:15:04.180 Is this you?

00:15:05.180 Send it to your friend.

00:15:06.460 Make sure the thumbnail doesn't auto-populate so they don't know.

00:15:09.140 Trick them.

00:15:10.020 And then that's another view, baby.

00:15:11.500 Yeah.

00:15:11.820 Let's trick some like-minded friends.

00:15:14.340 But then, oh, it wasn't you just kidding.

00:15:16.780 But watch the show.

00:15:17.820 You probably would like it.

00:15:18.800 Yeah.

00:15:18.940 All right.

00:15:19.600 Hillary Clinton and Jill Biden in the White House.

00:15:23.680 Yeah.

00:15:24.200 Hey.

00:15:25.500 We are honest people here on the show.

00:15:27.900 We don't just hate.

00:15:29.080 We don't just hate for nothing.

00:15:30.680 Hillary looks good.

00:15:31.920 She looks good.

00:15:32.460 They're juicing her.

00:15:33.200 They're juicing Hillary.

00:15:34.740 Yeah.

00:15:35.100 She looks great.

00:15:36.340 Whatever the cocktail she's on, I want it.

00:15:38.500 And so she's kind of like circling.

00:15:41.180 So who knows what they're going to maybe bring her in for or what she's thinking for 2024.

00:15:47.940 Let's all.

00:15:48.620 Yeah.

00:15:48.820 So I was thinking, obviously, my theory is Michelle Obama.

00:15:52.320 Of course.

00:15:52.780 I think Michelle Obama is going to come in right after Derek Chauvin gets let off and she's

00:15:56.960 going to try to heal the country.

00:15:58.260 And then there's going to be like-

00:15:59.940 That's also your long shot, though.

00:16:01.280 Like you're not betting the house on that.

00:16:03.680 That's kind of like a long shot schizo thing, right?

00:16:05.760 It's a long shot schizo thing now, but I can kind of see the future.

00:16:10.560 Oh.

00:16:12.540 Flockus keeps telling me the future.

00:16:14.000 It goes forwards and backwards, forwards and backwards.

00:16:16.200 And I say, shut up.

00:16:17.520 I'm watching TV.

00:16:18.660 That little crusty alien, that could be Joe Biden.

00:16:22.200 Oh.

00:16:22.660 You're like, oh, this is Joe Biden.

00:16:23.800 Okay.

00:16:24.140 And then I just go, what?

00:16:24.780 And then, yeah, future goes forward and back.

00:16:26.700 Okay.

00:16:27.060 That was my theory.

00:16:28.240 But, okay, imagine this.

00:16:30.320 Imagine Michelle Obama doesn't run.

00:16:32.540 And then, you ready?

00:16:33.180 They run Kamala Harris?

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00:16:48.320 Hashtag make a play.

00:16:49.840 Just to S-T-E-E-L-ed again.

00:16:54.920 Oh.

00:16:55.740 And imagine the power.

00:16:57.120 Because they basically showed the power the first time when they S-T-E-L-ed it with Joe Biden.

00:17:02.440 That was impressive.

00:17:03.680 You guys, you ran an operation and you got it done.

00:17:06.880 Like, you're very powerful people.

00:17:08.000 Yeah, you ran us over.

00:17:09.080 I get it.

00:17:09.780 You're very powerful.

00:17:10.720 You can put a literal Muppet in the White House.

00:17:12.800 It's like a joke almost.

00:17:13.700 The media covers for you.

00:17:15.100 The media says this is normal.

00:17:16.660 You know, it was great.

00:17:18.040 Very powerful display.

00:17:19.240 Yeah, like, oof.

00:17:21.920 Locking up the guy who wasn't even at January 6th, 22 years.

00:17:25.460 Wow.

00:17:25.780 You guys are showing something.

00:17:27.160 I got to go hide in Florida.

00:17:28.400 I'm impressed.

00:17:29.300 I'm impressed with your totalitarianism.

00:17:31.660 Like, it's big.

00:17:33.040 Imagine that they do it again with Kamala Harris.

00:17:37.160 1% Kamala Harris.

00:17:38.620 And they say, oh, Kamala Harris, 88 million votes.

00:17:41.600 Yeah.

00:17:41.980 New president.

00:17:42.760 Yeah.

00:17:43.080 They have to keep breaking the record.

00:17:45.460 They have to keep shattering Obama's record.

00:17:47.700 Yeah.

00:17:48.180 So that would be, you know, at that point, it's just, you got to respect the hustle.

00:17:53.760 If you can put Kamala in and say, and then run 88 million votes to the machine and beat Trump on.

00:18:00.480 I'll give up.

00:18:01.200 Yeah.

00:18:01.520 Like, pretty much.

00:18:02.900 That would be the ultimate sign of power.

00:18:04.960 And yeah.

00:18:05.980 So there's a, there's a, there's a world where that happens.

00:18:08.300 Yeah.

00:18:09.840 Vivek.

00:18:11.240 Well, let's do, let's do Krasenstein first.

00:18:13.300 Okay.

00:18:13.700 So Krasenstein was talking about rhinos the other day and he had this graphic where it

00:18:18.760 says, Mitt Romney, not a rhino.

00:18:20.240 George Bush, not a rhino.

00:18:21.320 John McKay, not a rhino.

00:18:22.620 Trump, rhino.

00:18:23.980 So it's like finding out who's a rhino and who's not from Krasenstein.

00:18:26.900 From Brian Krasenstein.

00:18:29.200 So I have a new thing.

00:18:30.420 And I saw this on Twitter from a follower, um, Republicans against Trump, R-A-T-S.

00:18:36.980 Rats.

00:18:37.480 Rats.

00:18:38.040 Yeah.

00:18:38.240 I kind of like that.

00:18:39.640 And that's like the new way.

00:18:40.580 Cause every, you know, some Republicans are, Oh, I'm a Republican and they're really a rat.

00:18:45.160 And rhino is kind of an old term.

00:18:47.600 It is.

00:18:48.040 It still works.

00:18:49.040 It still works, but it's overused.

00:18:50.740 It's, it's thrown about in crazy ways that aren't necessarily correct.

00:18:54.620 So, and then there's rhinos that aren't full rhinos, but they just hate Trump.

00:18:59.820 So it's like, those types are like rats.

00:19:02.620 Yeah.

00:19:02.820 It's like Republicans who just for some reason can't get on board with Trump.

00:19:07.540 Like that's a rat.

00:19:08.460 Yeah.

00:19:09.040 You know?

00:19:09.340 So rhino, we have to like elevate the rhino thing.

00:19:12.160 Um, that's all I wanted to say.

00:19:13.900 You have anything to add to that?

00:19:14.660 No.

00:19:15.240 But imagine listening to Krasenstein about like a right wing issue.

00:19:19.260 Hilarious.

00:19:20.280 And then Vivek is hanging out with, which was that Logan Paul?

00:19:23.340 Jake Paul.

00:19:24.180 Jake Paul.

00:19:24.740 Is he the one that has the girlfriend that everyone had?

00:19:27.080 No, that's Logan Paul.

00:19:28.200 Okay.

00:19:28.560 Well, that's at least good.

00:19:29.940 Uh, this is just cringe though.

00:19:31.780 This is bad content.

00:19:33.260 The Paul brothers.

00:19:34.400 I'm not, I'm a seller of the Paul brothers right now.

00:19:38.520 And then you get Vivek and you're going like this.

00:19:40.520 You think that's cool?

00:19:41.980 I don't know.

00:19:43.320 They didn't even fill it in with the words.

00:19:45.180 So I don't know what the point of that was.

00:19:46.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:47.280 So I don't think that's a win for Vivek.

00:19:49.240 That's a Vivek L.

00:19:51.300 Fair.

00:19:51.800 Very fair.

00:19:52.400 Which is rare, but.

00:19:53.080 You're not going to have any opposition from me.

00:19:54.840 It's like, no, this is a W.

00:19:56.500 This is a total Vivek W.

00:19:58.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:59.060 He's meeting with Jake Paul doing TikToks.

00:20:00.700 Like, all right.

00:20:01.420 Yeah.

00:20:01.660 He's meeting with Jake Paul doing TikToks.

00:20:03.700 All right.

00:20:03.920 Let's move on.

00:20:05.800 Uh, Frisbee golf.

00:20:07.660 Oh.

00:20:08.660 There's a person playing Frisbee golf who got the yips, it's called.

00:20:12.580 Like a five foot.

00:20:13.860 They call this putting.

00:20:15.700 You just throw it in the bit.

00:20:16.600 You throw it in the, in the mesh or the chain net.

00:20:19.640 Watch this.

00:20:24.280 All right.

00:20:28.060 It's called getting the yips.

00:20:29.440 And then we're going to fast forward to another one.

00:20:31.280 Here's the next one.

00:20:34.060 Yips.

00:20:34.480 Missed it.

00:20:34.940 Chuck Knobloch had the yips when I was a kid.

00:20:37.960 He was a Yankees second baseman and he couldn't throw the ball from second base to first base.

00:20:42.520 And one time he threw it over the first baseman's head into the crowd and it hit like Steinbrenner's mom or something.

00:20:48.360 Ooh.

00:20:49.000 So, yeah.

00:20:50.040 It's called getting the yips.

00:20:51.520 Yeah.

00:20:51.960 You start overthinking.

00:20:53.340 Golfers get it too.

00:20:54.360 Like in putting and you miss like a two footer and then everyone's watching and you miss it again.

00:20:57.980 Pitchers, golfers, anything with like a highly precise sports motion, they get the yips.

00:21:03.640 But Richard Rappoy and I, we might disagree.

00:21:06.100 Like I think Frisbee golf is pussy bullshit.

00:21:08.840 Yeah.

00:21:09.360 Yeah.

00:21:09.600 I think you might not.

00:21:11.160 You got Perkins.

00:21:12.060 Here's the thing.

00:21:12.840 Here's the thing.

00:21:13.480 Is it pussy bullshit?

00:21:15.500 Yeah.

00:21:15.920 For the most part.

00:21:16.580 Like if you're in high school and you're playing Frisbee golf, you know, hit the football field.

00:21:22.300 Get in the locker room, buddy.

00:21:23.360 You know, go do something tough.

00:21:24.380 Right.

00:21:24.940 But, you know, it's just a hobby.

00:21:27.020 You're outdoors with the boys.

00:21:29.080 It's not a bad thing.

00:21:30.140 Like it's not public enemy.

00:21:31.440 Number one.

00:21:31.880 We got a lot of things to deal with before we get to froth.

00:21:34.720 Yeah.

00:21:35.180 Maybe we should put on some soap shoes and go grind on picnic tables on the school and the school on the weekend.

00:21:40.840 We got to smoke cigarettes in our JNCO jeans.

00:21:43.000 That's that's outside.

00:21:44.120 Right.

00:21:44.800 And that's what I'm saying.

00:21:45.720 That's the difference.

00:21:46.320 It's for kids.

00:21:47.220 You know, it's for kids to be doing that shit, wasting their time.

00:21:50.140 But if you're an adult, there's nothing wrong with playing Frisbee golf with the boys.

00:21:53.260 Yeah.

00:21:53.640 Throw on your Birkenstocks.

00:21:54.780 Move to Vermont.

00:21:55.380 I'm wearing Birkenstocks right now.

00:21:57.260 And that might be our next topic.

00:21:58.760 Yeah.

00:21:59.160 It actually is because Birkenstocks is now a publicly traded company.

00:22:02.880 Or it's about to go.

00:22:03.720 It's about to.

00:22:04.480 They've filed for an IPO with ticker Burke with a valuation of seven to eight billion.

00:22:08.700 So that's something you would buy because you like the company and you believe in it.

00:22:11.700 I don't buy IPOs like that.

00:22:13.540 It seems like IPOs these days are more just like, especially for a public or an already profitable private company like that.

00:22:20.060 It's like, what are you doing the IPO for?

00:22:21.420 You just want the cash?

00:22:22.620 Like, it's not like Birkenstocks is going to expand to Somalia now.

00:22:26.480 You know what I mean?

00:22:27.940 But I like stocks more just based on the name.

00:22:31.120 Which comes to our next point.

00:22:33.240 We missed something this week.

00:22:34.880 And you know how the simulation always nods at us?

00:22:37.320 Like the trans person who shit in that girl's car last week was named Shemansky.

00:22:42.020 She-man.

00:22:42.940 Yeah.

00:22:43.160 Well, we lost money this week because we didn't own Twink.

00:22:47.280 There was a stock called Twink.

00:22:49.880 And it's Twinkies.

00:22:50.740 It's Hostess Brands, right?

00:22:51.960 Which is also another product I enjoy.

00:22:54.620 Yeah.

00:22:55.180 No one told me about Twink.

00:22:56.980 I could have held at least $1,000 to $2,000 of Twink just for the fun of it.

00:23:01.760 And it went up.

00:23:02.580 They got bought out.

00:23:03.440 They went up 20%.

00:23:04.460 Straight line up.

00:23:05.520 God candle.

00:23:06.440 Yeah.

00:23:06.800 And no one thinks, hey, Fleckus, you should look at Twink stock.

00:23:09.660 It's kind of funny simulation.

00:23:11.180 You buy the Twink stock, it goes up.

00:23:13.720 You always talk about Twinks, the luggage Twink.

00:23:16.220 You call everybody on the LGBTQ spectrum a Twink.

00:23:19.640 You should probably own some of the Twink stock.

00:23:21.460 No one thought to tell me about the stock ticker Twink.

00:23:24.300 So that's on you guys.

00:23:25.640 That's actually, I'm actually mad.

00:23:27.400 So tickle the post again.

00:23:28.520 Start commenting.

00:23:29.500 Start commenting.

00:23:31.120 So yeah, we missed another one.

00:23:32.520 We missed a slug.

00:23:33.300 We missed it.

00:23:33.840 It's called a slug.

00:23:34.760 And it's like when you get a lump sum of money off of a complete momentum play.

00:23:38.480 Yeah.

00:23:38.700 And that's what we're always searching for.

00:23:40.420 And we missed another one.

00:23:42.320 Missed a slug.

00:23:42.940 And now what am I going to do?

00:23:44.100 Like FOMO into Twinks?

00:23:45.980 Chase Twinks.

00:23:47.080 Chase Twinks?

00:23:47.800 Yeah.

00:23:48.740 All right.

00:23:49.240 Well, speaking of Twinks, Sam Smith.

00:23:51.020 This is going to be quick.

00:23:52.120 Sam Smith's on some Twink shit.

00:23:53.660 He's wearing this outfit.

00:23:55.560 He looks like gay Seth Rogen.

00:23:57.920 Yeah.

00:23:58.640 That's very accurate.

00:23:59.460 Gay Seth Rogen for sure.

00:24:00.520 Seth Rogen.

00:24:02.360 Seth Rogen and that's the same thing.

00:24:04.260 That's the same physio.

00:24:04.980 Same guy.

00:24:05.580 Same type of guy.

00:24:06.160 And he's wearing the striped shirt with the kid on it.

00:24:08.220 Who knows what that means?

00:24:09.620 Probably, you know, Ian Smith said it could be a Jeffrey Epstein Island thing.

00:24:13.720 I agree.

00:24:14.600 It looks pretty much accurate to me.

00:24:17.040 Yeah.

00:24:17.520 And you know he's on some Twink shit.

00:24:19.140 Yep.

00:24:19.500 All right.

00:24:19.780 Let's move on.

00:24:20.680 Let's get away from the Twink shit.

00:24:21.880 Get away.

00:24:22.980 McDonald's self-serve soda is now done.

00:24:26.280 The urban decay continues.

00:24:28.020 McDonald's is getting rid of self-serve drink machines due to customer behavior.

00:24:32.200 What customers?

00:24:34.020 Who's been doing this?

00:24:35.420 Yeah.

00:24:36.020 It's called low-trust society.

00:24:37.200 You can't go McDonald's anymore and get a Diet Coke.

00:24:39.920 Low-trust society, the McDonald's employees are worse ever and the customers are worse

00:24:44.580 than ever.

00:24:45.540 And so now the normal people in society like us who always took care of the self-refilling

00:24:51.180 area, now we have to go talk to some mindless employee who's got like an 82 IQ and then

00:24:57.600 they're going to touch your drink with like their thumb where your thumb shouldn't be.

00:25:02.360 So lowest common denominator of society ruined it all again for us.

00:25:06.220 Yeah.

00:25:06.520 So if you need a refill, you have to go to the employee and get it.

00:25:10.100 Yeah.

00:25:10.500 Well, the employees will soon be replaced by robots.

00:25:14.120 So robots.

00:25:15.540 So have fun.

00:25:16.700 That's like, it's like a, it's like a final pillar.

00:25:19.140 Once something like this happens, it's beyond the canary in the coal mine.

00:25:22.960 Yeah.

00:25:23.240 This is like the first coal miner goes down.

00:25:25.560 Yeah.

00:25:25.900 The coal miner.

00:25:26.460 That bird might've been old.

00:25:27.760 Yeah.

00:25:28.080 And then the coal miner's like, oh.

00:25:30.840 And he falls and hits his head.

00:25:32.660 And that's where we're at now.

00:25:34.100 Yep.

00:25:34.280 All right.

00:25:34.500 Let's move on.

00:25:35.040 Last page of housekeeping.

00:25:36.100 We have to keep it moving.

00:25:38.200 Leg pillows.

00:25:40.040 What?

00:25:40.580 What?

00:25:40.880 What?

00:25:40.980 So I sleep with a pillow here, a pillow here, and a pillow here.

00:25:45.440 And I kind of create this little throne on my back and I sleep like that.

00:25:48.840 You sleep on your back?

00:25:49.800 Yeah.

00:25:50.340 Wow.

00:25:50.660 And I sleep like that.

00:25:51.080 So pillow, pillow, pillow, pillow.

00:25:53.680 And I sleep like this.

00:25:54.720 Okay.

00:25:54.960 Kind of like a coffin pose.

00:25:57.920 Okay.

00:25:59.060 I added a fourth pillow to my legs.

00:26:02.660 So I kind of just put it here and my legs on top.

00:26:06.200 Okay.

00:26:06.440 And then in the middle of the night, you can kind of like toss it around in between your

00:26:09.880 legs however you want.

00:26:11.120 You can use it however you want.

00:26:12.660 Okay.

00:26:12.940 And I'm not just saying this.

00:26:14.560 It's been great sleeping.

00:26:15.980 Okay.

00:26:16.340 It feels great to have a pillow under your legs.

00:26:18.640 You kind of just get comfortable with it in the middle of the night.

00:26:21.440 That's a free tip for everyone.

00:26:22.820 So everyone try that.

00:26:23.520 All right.

00:26:23.720 Let's go to the guy deboarding the plane rudely.

00:26:27.920 This is wild.

00:26:29.220 Probably row 32E.

00:26:30.960 He just immediately starts booking it.

00:26:35.260 This is how you piss me off.

00:26:45.720 He gets all the way.

00:26:47.000 He says, you know, gets past these people.

00:26:48.780 Because he can't wait.

00:26:54.560 Because he's more important than everybody.

00:26:56.500 Yeah.

00:26:57.300 So my whole thing, you know how back in the day they used to exile people?

00:27:02.440 Yeah.

00:27:02.780 Send them to fucking Corsica.

00:27:04.240 Send them to fucking, what's the frozen one?

00:27:07.480 Siberia.

00:27:08.100 Yeah.

00:27:08.580 You send them out, right?

00:27:09.920 And everyone goes, oh, that's such like a bad way of doing it.

00:27:15.160 Oh, you know, it's from an outdated time.

00:27:17.580 It's like a cruel punishment.

00:27:19.700 We shouldn't be treating people like that.

00:27:21.520 We need to like reinvent the world now that we're modern and civilized.

00:27:26.100 I think exile is for people like that.

00:27:28.580 Yeah.

00:27:28.820 Anti-social people that don't fit in society.

00:27:31.140 And instead of just like letting them destroy aspects of society and go to the least common denominator, you just exile them out.

00:27:38.100 Where do you think?

00:27:39.020 Some Haiti?

00:27:40.380 Some island that's close by, but you can't get?

00:27:42.400 Yeah, or...

00:27:43.580 Alaska is a good place.

00:27:46.480 Where?

00:27:46.880 Portland.

00:27:48.300 Just let them have some shit cities.

00:27:50.640 That's fair.

00:27:51.180 Send them to fucking Portland.

00:27:52.860 Oh, yeah.

00:27:53.340 You can cut lines here.

00:27:54.300 You can rob stores.

00:27:55.260 You can fight naked on your bike.

00:27:56.820 You can do drugs.

00:27:57.940 You can sleep on the ground.

00:27:58.920 You shit in the street.

00:28:00.580 Portland, baby.

00:28:01.100 Welcome to Portland.

00:28:02.300 You can cut the line.

00:28:03.720 You can fucking rob the store.

00:28:05.060 So that's kind of my thing is like people think that the old ways, because they were harsh and cruel and whatever, were wrong.

00:28:14.340 When in reality, I think it helped us deal with people that didn't belong in society.

00:28:20.160 I agree with you.

00:28:20.960 So they're trying to reinvent everything, which gets us to our next point, the Wicked analysis.

00:28:24.740 In that show, Wicked, it's a Broadway show where basically the Wicked Witch of the West is the good guy.

00:28:31.620 It says, Wicked, the musical, 1995, is patient zero for this social contagion.

00:28:36.360 If you lean right, it's safe to assume you don't watch Broadway musicals.

00:28:39.620 So let me sum up, which is not the case for you.

00:28:43.320 What if the witch was the good guy all along because the Wizard of Oz was a racist?

00:28:47.640 Yes, seriously.

00:28:49.100 That's basically the sum up of the play.

00:28:50.900 I have not seen Wicked live.

00:28:52.320 Okay, okay.

00:28:54.120 And then Mimetic Sisyphus came in and-

00:28:55.960 He said, the family career guy is actually abusive.

00:28:58.580 Punk guy has a heart of gold, helps others.

00:29:00.740 Priest is actually a bad guy.

00:29:02.660 CEO hates his employees.

00:29:04.260 Gangster donates money to his community.

00:29:06.140 The inversion is in so many movies.

00:29:09.120 Liberals really think the world is like this.

00:29:11.300 Yeah.

00:29:11.820 So that's kind of like the rewriting of history too.

00:29:14.900 Yeah.

00:29:15.240 Where liberals have this idea, just because it makes a good storyline,

00:29:18.740 that it's actually the opposite of what you thought,

00:29:21.000 and it gets you away from reality and how society actually operates.

00:29:24.920 For sure.

00:29:25.680 It costs a lot of money to do that over time,

00:29:27.900 to get people to think those sort of things.

00:29:29.520 It's a very advanced marketing campaign.

00:29:31.600 Yeah, old is bad.

00:29:31.900 To make you think a white Christian guy who lives in a nice community,

00:29:35.660 he's the great evil of the world.

00:29:37.520 Exactly.

00:29:37.840 Exactly.

00:29:38.520 Exactly.

00:29:39.340 All right, let's move on.

00:29:40.080 I had a tough week.

00:29:41.560 Yeah?

00:29:42.360 Do you want to tell what happened?

00:29:43.880 No, go ahead.

00:29:45.060 Well, my car died while driving, and we were on the highway.

00:29:51.540 One lane.

00:29:52.120 On a one lane, like elevated expressway, like don't pull over situation.

00:29:57.160 And I wasn't going to tell this story because my parents watch,

00:29:59.520 and I just got a new car or a new used car or whatever.

00:30:03.420 And then my parents would be like, you got a new car, and it died right away.

00:30:06.540 It was just the battery.

00:30:08.060 I just needed a new battery.

00:30:09.560 Yeah.

00:30:09.940 So it's fine.

00:30:11.100 And then I pulled over, restarted the car, wouldn't turn over,

00:30:14.540 had to order a tow truck.

00:30:17.100 Sucks.

00:30:17.640 Yeah.

00:30:18.240 But it's just the new battery.

00:30:19.420 So my parents don't be like, would you buy a bad car?

00:30:22.820 Yeah, a lemon.

00:30:23.560 You buy a lemon, you stupid.

00:30:25.380 You buy a lemon online without seeing it first.

00:30:28.080 So it's just a battery issue.

00:30:30.440 It's not yet time for all-out war against the dealership based on the diagnostics.

00:30:36.460 But imagine sending the podcast on a negative thing.

00:30:41.180 That's what's going to happen.

00:30:41.700 We've never done that either.

00:30:43.140 We read that shit from the Turkey and the Wolf about how they're cis white patriarchy.

00:30:47.960 Yeah.

00:30:48.260 And we didn't tell anybody to go do stuff.

00:30:50.820 And then there were some one-star reviews.

00:30:53.520 And the owner was posting them on his story like, here's this.

00:30:56.500 And then he posted one on his story that said ceviche and shit.

00:31:01.060 Angered the racist or whatever.

00:31:02.680 So we've never sent a negative army.

00:31:05.420 But if things get dark here.

00:31:07.540 If I replace the battery and then something similar happens, there will be a war on a dealership.

00:31:13.060 And let's just say in the Jacksonville area.

00:31:17.120 Also, another bad thing for my week.

00:31:18.860 I ordered pillows for my couch.

00:31:20.640 Because someone, DC Drano, he came over.

00:31:23.420 And he said, hey, you could use some throw pillows for this couch.

00:31:26.220 He was uncomfy.

00:31:27.140 He was uncomfy.

00:31:27.960 He needed his back support and his neck.

00:31:30.040 So I said, OK.

00:31:30.800 And I ordered $100 of pillows.

00:31:33.220 And what shows up, Richard?

00:31:34.440 Why don't you tell the audience what shows up?

00:31:36.160 $100 worth of pillow cases.

00:31:38.820 No pillows.

00:31:39.660 No pillows.

00:31:40.440 And that's not.

00:31:41.200 That's your own fault.

00:31:42.420 This is the most impulsive Amazon shopper.

00:31:45.020 He gets the wrong shit every time.

00:31:47.240 He's like, oh, these are the t-shirts I ordered.

00:31:48.700 He opens it up.

00:31:49.600 It's the wrong shirt.

00:31:50.940 He's like, he just clicks.

00:31:52.500 He does online shopping like an idiot.

00:31:55.200 Yeah.

00:31:55.820 So just the pillow cases.

00:31:58.520 And then he orders $100 of pillow cases.

00:32:02.180 And it comes.

00:32:03.200 And I'm like, these are cases.

00:32:04.160 This is empty.

00:32:05.580 And then he goes, yeah, but someone else we know lost $50,000 doing XYZ.

00:32:11.820 So for some reason, that means you could just order pillows sloppily?

00:32:15.640 Well, I'm not the worst in the group at wasting money.

00:32:19.700 OK.

00:32:20.240 As long as I'm not the worst in the group at wasting money, I got some.

00:32:22.820 I can waste more.

00:32:24.000 OK.

00:32:24.540 All right.

00:32:24.840 Let's keep it moving.

00:32:26.080 We actually have to speed through the last few things, OK?

00:32:29.240 Why don't we skip them?

00:32:30.120 What can we skip?

00:32:30.740 No, we can't.

00:32:31.180 We can't.

00:32:31.860 On Urban Dictionary.

00:32:33.140 This is sent to me by a very loyal show watcher.

00:32:35.960 On Urban Dictionary.

00:32:36.840 Shout out to you.

00:32:37.440 A ceviche says, Latin America dish that goes great after a tennis match at the cabana with

00:32:42.960 your buddies.

00:32:43.820 Example, Rob Smith had ceviche after a tennis match with his buddies at the cabana.

00:32:47.860 So that is great.

00:32:49.160 We're on Urban Dictionary.

00:32:50.240 That's huge.

00:32:50.940 Smart.

00:32:51.140 And then also, really quick, Rob.

00:32:53.740 This is a message directly to Rob.

00:32:55.160 It's not a bit.

00:32:55.740 It's not part of the show.

00:32:56.920 You hang out in Times Square too much, Rob.

00:32:59.400 Every time I see you, you're like, oh, I'm in New York City.

00:33:01.600 I'm in Manhattan.

00:33:02.460 And you're always in Times Square.

00:33:03.980 Don't you notice the Asian guy in the Elmo costume behind you?

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00:33:20.500 Hashtag make a play.

00:33:22.980 If you're in New York City and there's tourists paying $2 to take a picture with fake buzz

00:33:27.880 light year, you're not in the right part of town.

00:33:30.800 I'm not being mean.

00:33:31.640 You're just in Times Square too much.

00:33:33.620 I lived in New York City for years, for two plus years, three years.

00:33:37.760 And I grew up outside the city on Long Island.

00:33:41.000 I've been to Times Square.

00:33:42.420 When I lived in New York for three years, I've been to Times Square twice.

00:33:45.400 And that was to go like travel through to go to Grand Central Station.

00:33:48.880 Rob, West Village, take a nice walk down West 4th to Soho.

00:33:54.200 You can hang out in Tribeca.

00:33:56.120 You're a gay guy.

00:33:57.340 Maybe hang out in Chelsea.

00:33:58.920 We're trying to help you.

00:34:00.120 Meatpacking District.

00:34:01.440 Those are your areas.

00:34:02.900 You don't need to be in Times Square.

00:34:05.020 Let's get that out of there.

00:34:06.040 All right.

00:34:06.520 Couldn't skip that one.

00:34:08.540 All right.

00:34:09.180 Really quick.

00:34:09.880 Let's go to the Miami tailgate.

00:34:15.960 He's got it.

00:34:17.480 I don't know what his plan is, but he's got it.

00:34:19.880 Nope.

00:34:20.300 You're dead.

00:34:21.740 That's your brain on snorted Adderall.

00:34:23.620 Yeah.

00:34:24.420 Yeah.

00:34:24.840 Snorted Adderall, six fireball shots, a couple of beer funnels.

00:34:28.080 I'm going to jump.

00:34:28.820 I can make that jump.

00:34:30.520 Then what?

00:34:31.260 Even if you caught it, you can't grab onto a flag.

00:34:33.540 You know what's such a shame?

00:34:34.440 It's like this young, fit guy.

00:34:36.400 Look at him.

00:34:36.900 Look at his body.

00:34:37.460 He's like a high school athlete or something.

00:34:39.680 He can probably bench a good amount, and he just is going to get double tib-fib fractures

00:34:44.380 for a party jump.

00:34:46.120 With no real plan, and he's stupid.

00:34:48.740 And he also is stupid.

00:34:49.920 Yeah.

00:34:50.220 All right.

00:34:50.680 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:34:53.360 Wheel of Fortune.

00:34:54.240 I'm a Wheel Watcher.

00:34:55.640 Yeah, you are.

00:34:56.300 He is a little bit by association.

00:34:57.520 I don't like Wheel of Fortune.

00:34:59.080 I like Wheel of Fortune.

00:35:00.240 All right.

00:35:00.520 Really quick.

00:35:01.100 Backstory.

00:35:02.060 Jeopardy.

00:35:03.020 Alex Trebek died.

00:35:04.140 They replaced him with Ken Jennings.

00:35:05.560 Great fit.

00:35:06.140 Ken Jennings is like the smartest guy ever.

00:35:07.960 He broke the record.

00:35:08.820 Great.

00:35:09.280 The other lesbian they try to put in inside of Ken Jennings, not a good fit.

00:35:12.580 Needs to be Ken Jennings long-term.

00:35:14.100 That's a good passing down of the tradition.

00:35:16.200 Even if we hate Ken Jennings politics, he's kind of earned it, you know?

00:35:19.600 Yeah.

00:35:20.020 That's the right fit, right?

00:35:22.020 Wheel of Fortune.

00:35:22.740 Pat Sajak is done.

00:35:23.960 Sounds like Vanna White is done, too.

00:35:26.580 Who's going to replace Vanna White?

00:35:28.640 It should be Pat Sajak's daughter, who is a blonde, good-looking girl, 20-something years

00:35:36.160 old, Maggie Sajak.

00:35:37.940 It's kind of her birthright.

00:35:39.040 It's her birthright.

00:35:39.960 We've got to keep it in the family.

00:35:41.380 Yeah.

00:35:41.580 It should be done that way.

00:35:42.900 It's not going to be done that way, I think, because Maggie Sajak went to Princeton.

00:35:46.960 Okay.

00:35:47.320 And she might think she's too smart to flip letters around for $50 million.

00:35:50.980 Yeah, 50 mil or whatever it is a year.

00:35:53.140 Which I don't get, but that might be what happens.

00:35:56.220 So they're going to ruin Wheel of Fortune, and they're going to replace Vanna White with

00:36:00.300 some sort of ugly person.

00:36:02.000 Some sort of fat ugly.

00:36:03.400 That's going to make no sense.

00:36:04.680 It's going to be someone with no legs who has to drag themselves across the floor and

00:36:09.040 ruin the whole game.

00:36:10.020 Or it's going to be some person of color, lesbian, non-binary in a wheelchair or something.

00:36:15.680 Keep an eye out.

00:36:16.640 I want it to be Vanna White type.

00:36:19.420 Maggie Sajak would be a good fit.

00:36:21.080 I have a feeling it's not going to work.

00:36:22.180 Keep an eye on it.

00:36:23.140 All right.

00:36:23.720 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:36:25.460 We are moving on to Cringer of the Week.

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00:36:58.980 I've been in the Discord.

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00:37:18.860 That's where we got the ceviche tip.

00:37:20.540 Yeah.

00:37:20.780 It's from a show watcher.

00:37:21.700 Yeah.

00:37:21.820 A very loyal show watcher.

00:37:23.300 All right.

00:37:23.620 Cringer of the Week.

00:37:26.780 First clip.

00:37:28.660 The sad, crazy teacher.

00:37:29.760 This is good.

00:37:32.320 This is just mania.

00:37:33.880 Yeah.

00:37:34.140 I feel like I had to learn the concept of chosen families really young.

00:37:40.940 And it wasn't anything to do with my queerness, but just based on the fact that I didn't have

00:37:45.320 the love at home that I needed.

00:37:47.080 And I knew that I was valuable and deserved it.

00:37:50.560 So, I found it on my own early on.

00:37:53.560 And, you know, I shouldn't be blamed for that.

00:37:57.000 Because, like, blood still exists.

00:38:00.400 You were never there for me.

00:38:01.700 And I found my own love.

00:38:02.860 And that's okay.

00:38:03.480 And I think everybody should be allowed to do that.

00:38:05.600 And that's what I fucking teach in the classroom, okay?

00:38:07.600 I always say, give it to your friend, not your mom.

00:38:09.720 Because fuck your mom.

00:38:10.920 And I don't know.

00:38:12.160 I just am so sad.

00:38:14.200 I am so sad.

00:38:16.300 And I hate my sister.

00:38:17.360 She's a fucking cunt.

00:38:18.240 That's all I have to say.

00:38:19.900 So, you're handling this well.

00:38:22.040 That's the teacher.

00:38:23.340 Yeah.

00:38:24.240 Oh, so you didn't have the love you needed at home as a child.

00:38:27.260 That's tough.

00:38:28.080 I feel sorry for you.

00:38:30.000 I'm sorry you had to go through that.

00:38:31.280 I empathize.

00:38:31.860 That being said, what the fuck happened to your eyebrows?

00:38:35.620 Looks like you just went like that and shaved off the outside thirds of your eyebrows.

00:38:41.300 How did you leap from, like, emotional detachment from your family to clown makeup and yelling and manic?

00:38:47.200 I don't get it.

00:38:48.260 Yeah.

00:38:48.780 Schizo button necklace.

00:38:50.320 Did you see her at one point go like this?

00:38:52.980 You just go completely manic?

00:38:54.300 And it's clearly, like, an unhinged person.

00:38:57.020 I'm sure she checks it at the door before teaching the group of 30 12-year-olds or whatever it is.

00:39:01.840 Yeah.

00:39:01.980 I'm sure she checks it at the door.

00:39:04.100 And the meltdown itself.

00:39:07.020 How often do you have a meltdown like that?

00:39:08.440 You get one of those every, like, eight years.

00:39:11.200 That's, yeah.

00:39:12.020 Maybe.

00:39:12.540 That's like your wife left you.

00:39:13.900 The car broke down.

00:39:15.340 I'm so sad.

00:39:16.280 Whatever.

00:39:17.080 There's a call on your loan or something.

00:39:19.640 Yeah.

00:39:19.820 And you're fucked.

00:39:21.160 Yeah.

00:39:21.400 You just have a meltdown.

00:39:22.780 You had the car break down yesterday and not a peep.

00:39:26.020 I just sat there.

00:39:26.960 Yeah.

00:39:27.240 And I just waited.

00:39:28.180 And I just, all you can do is what you can do.

00:39:30.200 I just waited for the tow truck to come.

00:39:32.580 And for the two hours we were waiting in a precarious spot on the side of the highway,

00:39:36.360 I looked in the rearview mirror and made sure every single car driving by did not crash into the back of us.

00:39:41.940 And if it was on its way to, I had a whole system of yelling and alerting you and bracing.

00:39:47.780 Yeah.

00:39:48.180 I know.

00:39:48.840 That's what I did.

00:39:49.480 It's called handling it.

00:39:50.220 It's called handling a bad situation.

00:39:52.240 And then you want to, this is another TikTok from her.

00:39:54.940 The only thing these Florida kids are learning from me is be gay.

00:39:57.920 That's my nature.

00:39:59.060 That's great.

00:40:00.000 So she's teaching all the kids to be gay, which everyone knows works.

00:40:04.120 Yeah.

00:40:04.480 Couldn't tell.

00:40:05.520 Couldn't tell.

00:40:06.140 But yeah, you know, there seems to be a blurring of lines between like personal life, school,

00:40:14.540 like all the barriers that's like, oh, you don't tell your coworkers about this.

00:40:18.940 You keep this to yourself.

00:40:21.120 You don't tell the kids.

00:40:22.420 You don't teach the kids about all your personal same political issues.

00:40:25.640 It seems like those lines are kind of like blurring everywhere at the same time.

00:40:30.460 And it's kind of from this new generation who says like, oh, you know, that's just my trauma.

00:40:35.280 It forms who I am, you know, and it's not a good trend.

00:40:40.660 There's a new trend of teachers where it used to be like, I'm a teacher because it's important

00:40:45.760 and it's a great thing for kids to have good influences and teach them right, blah, blah, blah.

00:40:51.040 I can be a rock for them.

00:40:52.540 Yeah.

00:40:52.860 And now teachers in this new generation of people like this girl's age, it's like, oh,

00:40:58.320 I can get paid decent, I get home at 3.30 and I get the summers off.

00:41:03.180 It's about you.

00:41:04.040 And it's about like how I'm going to change future generations and get rid of the problematic

00:41:08.680 things that they did in the past that I didn't have, that I needed.

00:41:12.540 And I'm going to teach these kids to be, you know, pansexual.

00:41:15.420 Yeah.

00:41:15.660 So be on the lookout for these types of people.

00:41:17.740 If they overshare with you at the parent-teacher conferences, you can guarantee they're going

00:41:22.480 way beyond that with your kids in the classroom.

00:41:24.760 Exactly.

00:41:25.260 And there was a tweet I saw, I think it was on Truth.

00:41:28.080 Is that Truth format?

00:41:29.480 Yeah.

00:41:29.680 A John Rich tweet.

00:41:30.720 Can you give that a read?

00:41:31.560 And this, I'm not, we're looking into this.

00:41:33.160 It's true.

00:41:33.960 We're just trying to figure out how to make it work, work.

00:41:36.640 He says, people don't realize that every teacher and school board member have to have

00:41:40.660 an insured bond for them to serve.

00:41:42.840 There are different insurers in different states, but they are easy to find.

00:41:45.980 If you make a claim of child endangerment to the insurance company that backs the bond of

00:41:50.840 a particular educator, they have no choice but to respond or the teacher is uninsurable and

00:41:55.360 cannot continue.

00:41:56.020 This is not a lawsuit, but a bond call, which is an Achilles heel.

00:42:00.300 I'd suggest researching your state ASAP.

00:42:02.940 So that's what it is in Florida.

00:42:04.620 It is a bond situation.

00:42:06.220 And that's what we should do for teachers like that.

00:42:08.580 You show them that video and go, this person's unhinged.

00:42:11.100 This is probably like in the school parking lot right after class.

00:42:14.760 Or also the teacher from last week, the tennis teacher who was rehired, who was getting undressed

00:42:20.280 in the locker room with the girls, the trans man to woman, transsexual.

00:42:24.320 Yeah.

00:42:24.820 So that's kind of, if that's true.

00:42:26.620 Could be a lever to pull for us.

00:42:27.740 It could be a lever to pull.

00:42:28.920 And you, parents, you know.

00:42:30.160 Yeah.

00:42:30.400 Also, there was a school, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, it's called.

00:42:36.780 It's like this group of twinks and trans.

00:42:39.080 Twink, grown up men, middle aged.

00:42:41.320 Drag queens.

00:42:41.720 They call themselves the sisters, ironically.

00:42:43.660 You know how funny gay people are.

00:42:45.320 Ha ha ha.

00:42:45.800 So they did events at public schools and then also the L.A. Dodgers, the Doyers.

00:42:51.560 This was the group that the Doyers, they had at an event and then they had a Christian

00:42:56.440 or a Catholic night, like either behind or right in front of that.

00:43:00.540 It was a whole thing.

00:43:01.600 And then they got flooded.

00:43:03.000 They got smited a little bit.

00:43:04.640 Oh, yeah.

00:43:05.360 But there's a thread Matt Walsh put out about them.

00:43:08.380 One of the people is a sexual deviant.

00:43:11.300 Who could have guessed?

00:43:12.020 Yeah.

00:43:13.240 It's always the ones you least expect, right, guys?

00:43:15.800 Public elementary schools, well, he said a few months ago the left was celebrating the

00:43:19.920 Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

00:43:21.400 The Dodgers gave them an award.

00:43:23.180 Public elementary schools invited them to read to children.

00:43:26.000 Anyone who suggested this depraved group shouldn't be applauded was a hateful bigot.

00:43:31.740 And then he said, too, yet it's been radio silence since the August 12th, the arrest of

00:43:37.300 a sister for indecent exposure after witnesses say he masturbated in public.

00:43:41.320 Meet Clinton Monroe Ellis Gilmore, who, according to social media posts, goes by novice sister

00:43:47.120 Beth Cockham and novice sister Man Romeo.

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00:44:03.760 Hashtag make a play.

00:44:05.300 And look at him, you know, male pattern baldness, fucking creeper, Bill, Buffalo Bill type.

00:44:15.180 According to police reports obtained by the Real Daily Wire, witnesses claim Clinton was

00:44:18.980 masturbating in his car for an hour last month.

00:44:22.520 So he's just doing it for fun at that point.

00:44:24.700 Stroking your shit, got lotion on your dick.

00:44:27.020 Horny as fuck.

00:44:27.740 For an hour.

00:44:30.160 For an hour.

00:44:30.980 So, like, you're just, you want to get caught, I guess.

00:44:33.160 I don't know.

00:44:33.760 Yeah.

00:44:34.740 Masturbating in his car for an hour last month at a public beachside park that Google lists

00:44:38.900 as good for kids and kid-friendly hikes with the door open in broad daylight.

00:44:43.760 So, you know, that's the type of guy in this Sisters of Pervert shit.

00:44:46.980 Um, and this guy was an account with a drag named Beth Cockham.

00:44:53.080 So they all have their little euphemisms, their little names that they switch up, uh,

00:44:57.520 appearing to belong to this guy, the Jerker, uh, was at reading at a public elementary school

00:45:03.520 with the Eureka chapter of, uh, Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, where his husband recognized

00:45:08.600 as Saint.

00:45:09.900 So, yeah.

00:45:11.760 Here's some social media posts.

00:45:13.180 Here's some social media posts.

00:45:14.080 Social media posts.

00:45:14.920 It's like the schools did no research.

00:45:17.100 They just said, oh, bring them.

00:45:18.500 They're weird.

00:45:19.220 And it's 2023.

00:45:19.960 The right wing hates these guys.

00:45:22.060 Come read to the kids.

00:45:23.540 Yeah.

00:45:23.900 He doesn't jerk off in the park for an hour.

00:45:25.720 And it's like, you brought them because the right wing hates them, but the right wing

00:45:29.980 hates them because they're sexual perverse and shouldn't be around kids.

00:45:33.260 So you're trying to get back at the right wing.

00:45:35.480 Oh, MAGA bigots, we showed you.

00:45:37.560 We brought the pedophiles into the school.

00:45:40.120 Being gay.

00:45:41.080 Being gay, honestly, you know, I don't like it.

00:45:44.100 But if you're a quiet gay guy, minding your own business, living your life how you want

00:45:49.540 to, you don't have some grating, annoying voice, you know, this isn't just about being

00:45:54.580 gay.

00:45:55.140 This is a loud, sexually obsessed, performative person.

00:45:59.360 You know?

00:46:00.180 It's not, he's not just a gay guy.

00:46:02.100 He's a loud, obsessed.

00:46:03.700 All he does is post about sex all day.

00:46:05.780 He jerks off in the, in his car.

00:46:07.880 At the park for an hour.

00:46:09.080 He's an exhibitionist type of guy.

00:46:10.400 So it's like the people who get into these weird drag sex groups are obsessed with sex.

00:46:16.720 And if someone's obsessed with sex, that's not the person who needs to come to the elementary

00:46:21.040 school to read.

00:46:22.040 But Republicans hate them because they're closed minded.

00:46:24.660 We need to bring them.

00:46:25.360 And then if you look closely also on the, on the pictures online, they have the pedo symbols,

00:46:30.220 the triangle that goes inside.

00:46:32.060 And then Gavin Newsom is an honorary saint.

00:46:35.100 So, Gav, you gotta disavow, buddy.

00:46:39.320 Disavow, Gavin.

00:46:40.340 So everyone's gotta ignore that, I guess.

00:46:42.340 Let's move on.

00:46:43.680 There's a charity in New Zealand that tells gay people to not tell other gay people they

00:46:50.240 have AIDS because it gives you the ick.

00:46:52.560 Yeah.

00:46:53.000 So the largest AIDS org in New Zealand is telling gay men to stop asking each other if they have

00:46:58.500 AIDS.

00:46:59.600 And here's...

00:47:01.040 Oh, I work for a charity.

00:47:02.640 Oh, a charity.

00:47:03.240 What do you do?

00:47:03.720 Like, cleft lips, you feed kids.

00:47:05.580 No, no.

00:47:06.500 We tell gay guys to have sex with other gay guys.

00:47:09.960 Without mentioning.

00:47:10.760 Don't mention they have AIDS if they have AIDS.

00:47:13.400 Because it gives you the ick.

00:47:14.680 So let's see the result of this.

00:47:16.140 I love dick.

00:47:17.820 You love dick.

00:47:19.260 We all love dickity dick dick dick.

00:47:22.100 But asking how you clean can be pretty mean.

00:47:25.380 Now you're just being a dick dick dick.

00:47:28.100 Eat a dick.

00:47:28.840 Ride a dick.

00:47:29.560 Just don't be a dick getting dick.

00:47:30.980 So you're a jerk.

00:47:33.860 If you ask a gay guy if they are clean, you should just go fuck them and suck them, I guess.

00:47:39.520 Just go fucking suck.

00:47:40.680 Don't worry about it.

00:47:41.480 Don't worry about diseases.

00:47:42.820 Just, you know, how could monkeypox ever have happened?

00:47:46.300 You know?

00:47:47.120 These people, man.

00:47:47.960 I have this thing where if you look at the world as if it's bad guys trying to kill everyone else.

00:47:53.820 It makes sense.

00:47:54.540 Everything makes more sense.

00:47:55.780 It's like, oh, you have AIDS?

00:47:56.620 Like, shh, shh.

00:47:57.660 Don't tell anybody.

00:47:58.540 Just go out there and have fun.

00:47:59.720 You like to suck and fuck.

00:48:01.240 Don't tell anybody about the AIDS.

00:48:02.240 Yeah, I do charity work on the weekends.

00:48:04.080 What do you do?

00:48:04.960 Oh, you at the food court?

00:48:06.620 The soup kitchen?

00:48:08.960 No, man.

00:48:09.800 We just spend $800,000 on this whole animated commercial about how you shouldn't ask gay guys if they have AIDS before you fuck them.

00:48:17.700 We're trying to get gay guys with AIDS to fuck more.

00:48:21.500 It's Lord's work, you know?

00:48:24.040 And then another thing this kind of dovetails with, the FDA recently said there are no eligibility criteria related to men who have sex with men donating blood.

00:48:36.080 So that used to be a disqualifier.

00:48:37.960 Now it's just, you know, hey, we want your blood, even if you're the men who have sex with men community.

00:48:44.320 You know what?

00:48:44.680 That's going to be soon.

00:48:46.780 Penis havers who have sex with penis havers?

00:48:48.840 Yeah.

00:48:49.180 Yeah.

00:48:50.080 Literally.

00:48:50.480 Men is, yeah, I don't know how they even got that.

00:48:53.060 Penis havers who have sex with penis havers.

00:48:55.420 So nice work, New Zealand.

00:48:57.140 Speaking of muppetry, people don't get it.

00:49:00.140 Self-regulation song?

00:49:01.600 These are for this couple who, when they get mad at each other and the partner has a meltdown, they sing this song.

00:49:10.780 Nobody's mad.

00:49:13.220 Nobody's mad.

00:49:15.040 Everything is fine with just a little sound.

00:49:20.040 I'm ready with chest bump, but with Easton in the middle.

00:49:23.320 Oh, let's go to the name.

00:49:24.580 Okay, ready?

00:49:25.160 So the doll's name is Easton.

00:49:34.980 I talked to the medic Sisyphus about this specific clip.

00:49:37.900 I like to check in with him.

00:49:39.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:40.220 He said, children's toys, children's soothing, temper tantrum, stupid hair, all a distraction from being an adult.

00:49:48.000 And then he also said in Brave New World, they did exactly this.

00:49:51.620 What's Brave New World?

00:49:52.440 That book, like that book about how like the post-apocalypse, not post-apocalypse, what's the word for like creepy future, dystopian?

00:50:01.500 Yeah.

00:50:01.940 It's a book in a movie.

00:50:03.700 Gotcha.

00:50:04.260 So in Brave New World, the adults are constantly distracted by pleasure, games, drugs, and sex.

00:50:09.400 And he said it reminded him of that.

00:50:11.780 Yeah.

00:50:12.260 These guys, this relationship, they need a boss.

00:50:15.640 What did you accomplish today?

00:50:17.360 Yeah.

00:50:17.660 What do you guys, hey, the water bill's overdue.

00:50:19.860 Did you hook up the water?

00:50:20.800 It's like the little errands because they're child, they're children.

00:50:23.740 Yeah, they're just adult babies.

00:50:25.140 And let's go to the last one, the love surge.

00:50:27.580 This is.

00:50:29.260 Honestly, the cringiest, most costly thing ever.

00:50:31.760 This is called a love surge.

00:50:33.320 And we do this when one of us has like so much love in our limbs that we can't contain it and feel like we're going to explode.

00:50:38.780 So Sean is having a love surge right now.

00:50:40.600 And he's going to wrap around me and shake with the electricity of love until I catch it too and start shaking.

00:50:47.160 And then you explode with a love surge.

00:50:51.160 I feel so much better.

00:50:52.600 Don't you?

00:50:53.300 Thank you.

00:50:53.940 You're welcome.

00:50:55.000 And that's the love surge.

00:50:56.280 Let's just go to Urban Decay.

00:50:59.320 I don't want to even talk about that.

00:51:01.320 I got nothing to say.

00:51:03.380 Let's just go to Urban Decay.

00:51:05.420 Let's get more down.

00:51:06.100 These people, this girl posted a video like today of like crying.

00:51:10.040 The internet bullied them into submission.

00:51:11.820 Well, good.

00:51:12.400 I mean, hey guys, there's some things that might be cute for you and your girlfriend on a one-on-one personal level basis.

00:51:18.840 You don't chum the waters when there are sharks around.

00:51:22.120 You already have a boyfriend.

00:51:23.200 You already have a boyfriend.

00:51:23.980 You don't chum the water for no reason.

00:51:25.700 Just what?

00:51:26.160 To get a little thrill?

00:51:27.600 You don't post stuff on the internet like this.

00:51:29.260 You think it was going to go good?

00:51:30.120 Yeah.

00:51:30.580 You already have a boyfriend.

00:51:31.700 What do you need external validation from?

00:51:33.840 Exactly.

00:51:34.860 Yeah.

00:51:35.580 All right.

00:51:35.940 Let's move on.

00:51:36.900 Urban Decay.

00:51:37.520 Buzzsaw.

00:51:38.140 You buzzsawed your own relationship.

00:51:40.140 Do you think that guy's feeling more secure and good about it now?

00:51:43.380 You buzzsawed yourself.

00:51:44.800 And it's because the girl took the lead.

00:51:47.660 It was her idea.

00:51:48.760 Oh, we'll record this video.

00:51:49.940 Oh, I'll post it.

00:51:50.740 And the guy goes, okay, you should do that.

00:51:53.180 If I was the boyfriend, I'd go, babe, this is pretty gay.

00:51:56.700 This is fucking gay, babe.

00:51:57.840 Let's keep our little cute things to ourselves.

00:52:00.320 We don't need to go put this on TikTok.

00:52:01.920 What's the upside?

00:52:02.620 There's no upside.

00:52:03.760 People are going to like it, maybe.

00:52:05.320 It's not going to change the world.

00:52:06.580 And it's going to be a lot of people kind of making fun of us.

00:52:09.020 It's a little gay.

00:52:09.960 Let's just not post it.

00:52:11.220 That's what I would do.

00:52:12.420 But that's why that happened to them and not me.

00:52:16.240 Exactly.

00:52:17.660 All right.

00:52:18.380 Urban Decay.

00:52:19.000 Let's get more down.

00:52:19.680 Let's get more depressed.

00:52:20.540 The Alabama girl, broken collarbone, boyfriend, beat up.

00:52:24.320 This was in Auburn.

00:52:25.560 Guy followed a man back from a bar after some words were exchanged.

00:52:29.560 He said some mean words.

00:52:31.140 So he had to get into a brutal fight.

00:52:33.620 Let's see.

00:52:34.020 Oh, he's going to die.

00:53:00.800 Oh, my God.

00:53:05.460 He just knocked everyone.

00:53:06.560 He keeps hitting them.

00:53:07.560 Yeah.

00:53:08.040 Yo.

00:53:08.720 Okay.

00:53:09.460 He's an animal.

00:53:10.720 Can't turn it off.

00:53:12.020 Can't turn it off.

00:53:12.760 Got to keep hitting him when he's down and dump the girl.

00:53:15.400 Um, tips for ladies.

00:53:17.440 If your boyfriend's getting beat up like this in a way, there's no like, stop it.

00:53:21.940 Stop it.

00:53:22.680 Touch thing.

00:53:23.620 You go for a head kick.

00:53:25.240 That's all you got.

00:53:26.140 Hit him with a bat.

00:53:27.040 Or don't get involved.

00:53:28.360 Head kick or hit him with a bat.

00:53:29.620 You need kind of like a kill shot type thing.

00:53:31.580 A kill shot and it needs to be a blind side.

00:53:33.240 Yeah.

00:53:33.420 There's no like, break it up.

00:53:35.100 Yeah.

00:53:35.360 You're not going to break it up.

00:53:36.880 Yeah.

00:53:37.180 No breaking it up.

00:53:38.340 You need to blind side with a bat like behind him.

00:53:41.220 So he just gets hit with the bat and goes to sleep.

00:53:43.160 Yeah.

00:53:43.380 Because if they see you, it'll quickly become you with the bat becoming him with the bat

00:53:47.700 versus you.

00:53:48.260 Exactly.

00:53:49.000 So, yeah.

00:53:49.880 And that guy who did the punching has 800K TikTok followers.

00:53:54.040 Yeah.

00:53:54.300 And his TikTok is now deactivated.

00:53:55.960 And he posted some videos defending his actions, thinking this was okay and it wouldn't look

00:54:00.420 brutal like you body slammed a 115 pound white girl at Auburn.

00:54:04.840 Yeah.

00:54:05.460 And so I'm guessing that TikTok's gone at the advice of his lawyer.

00:54:09.820 So, you know.

00:54:10.960 You go to jail for a long time for that.

00:54:12.580 In my world, in my country.

00:54:14.400 In my world, you do too.

00:54:15.440 That's 10 years.

00:54:16.300 Especially when you're punching someone's head after they're already knocked out.

00:54:19.140 Yeah.

00:54:19.840 So they both got released from the hospital.

00:54:21.900 I don't think anybody got anything really serious.

00:54:23.880 The girl broke her collarbone.

00:54:25.960 But, you know, just some more black on white violence for you.

00:54:28.820 That's how it goes.

00:54:29.740 Head on a swivel.

00:54:30.840 And careful, you know.

00:54:32.380 Words were exchanged at the bar.

00:54:34.480 Can't imagine what where you had to beat up everybody.

00:54:37.220 Yeah.

00:54:37.620 Some mean words.

00:54:39.240 The words must have been, your family's tied up in my house.

00:54:44.420 I have a button on me right now that's going to blow up this eight square block.

00:54:49.120 You know.

00:54:49.400 It's like a cartoon villain.

00:54:51.140 He must have said something crazy.

00:54:52.320 Yeah.

00:54:53.160 But reality is much, much worse because he probably said something barely offensive and

00:54:58.400 then refused to apologize or something like that.

00:55:00.460 Yep.

00:55:01.120 Let's go on to the girl who had everything stolen from her.

00:55:03.680 This is a quick clip.

00:55:04.660 This was in San Francisco.

00:55:05.680 Legitimately, everything that I own was just stolen and I'm sitting here at the airport

00:55:09.940 and all I have with me is what I have on and this hat and that like tiny purse with actually

00:55:15.460 nothing in it.

00:55:16.440 My computer, my iPad, my AirPods, my Bose over the ear headphones, all of my clothes,

00:55:22.300 my prescriptions, my retainer, my passport, my passport.

00:55:25.980 Legitimately, everything I own was taken.

00:55:27.820 So I got here to San Francisco two days ago.

00:55:30.180 I got a rental car.

00:55:31.460 Had a long way over before.

00:55:32.620 She was supposed to go to fly out to Bali where she was going to live in Bali from San

00:55:36.960 Francisco.

00:55:37.540 She couldn't.

00:55:38.180 She had to go back to Boston because she needs her passport documents and everything

00:55:42.280 else, right?

00:55:42.800 If you want to go to Bali, Bali came to her.

00:55:44.940 Yeah.

00:55:45.460 Oh, the third world.

00:55:47.140 Yeah.

00:55:47.600 It's knocking on your door.

00:55:49.060 And then like someone stole that stuff and like all the things like her retainer, all

00:55:52.800 their prescriptions, they just went on the ground.

00:55:55.100 Passport.

00:55:55.460 Or throw out prescriptions, they'll probably eat those.

00:55:58.840 Clothes that I can't resell.

00:56:00.300 Yeah.

00:56:00.640 Side of the highway.

00:56:01.720 So that's tough.

00:56:02.520 But that's what happens when you vote based on which side lets you kill unborn babies.

00:56:08.680 Yeah.

00:56:09.000 That's like, this is what society is like.

00:56:11.800 That's an average Democrat voter on like on the whole.

00:56:14.860 You know, I'm not, I'm not claiming to know what she does, but that's their bread and butter,

00:56:18.820 right?

00:56:19.120 Single women, single white women.

00:56:20.540 Exactly.

00:56:20.940 When you're in a city where everyone's excited and voting based on the ability to kill unborn

00:56:25.860 babies, that's kind of how crime is in a city like that.

00:56:29.780 There's also another thing where your passport, your MacBook, your everything should never be

00:56:35.700 left in your car ever.

00:56:37.660 Right?

00:56:38.140 Like, isn't that just common sense at this point, especially in San Francisco, the window

00:56:41.920 knockout capital of the world.

00:56:43.360 So she's kind of stupid for that.

00:56:45.160 A. And then B, there's this thing happening too, where there's almost like an expectation

00:56:51.120 that like, this is how cities are.

00:56:54.440 This is just how a big city is.

00:56:56.180 Oh, I got, I was unlucky, you know?

00:56:59.080 Yeah.

00:56:59.560 And it's not always been like this.

00:57:01.220 They pretend.

00:57:01.780 Oh yeah.

00:57:02.180 That's, that's, that's what happens when you live in a city.

00:57:04.260 And then here behind us playing is a recent look at Philly.

00:57:07.980 Yeah.

00:57:08.440 Where everyone's just a zombie dead on the ground from drugs.

00:57:11.420 That's a, that's, you know, that's where they signed the Declaration of Independence.

00:57:14.160 That's just the Liberty Bell.

00:57:15.480 That's how it was when Ben Franklin was there.

00:57:17.340 That's how it is at the city.

00:57:18.580 Guys, that's just how the city is.

00:57:20.440 And so that's part of the PSYOP too, is this girl's young, right?

00:57:23.100 Everybody who's born into this generation now who like just got a job after college working

00:57:28.920 in San Francisco, this is, that's just how life is in the city.

00:57:33.060 And it's not like that decay, that inability to police, that having no desire to actually

00:57:40.760 lead an effective campaign against these car thefts, it's resulting in just way worse living

00:57:46.340 conditions for your actual bread and butter taxpaying base.

00:57:49.240 And some of them don't even notice the decline.

00:57:51.220 Yeah.

00:57:51.600 Imagine you're a business owner or you own some of those buildings where all those people

00:57:55.520 are dead and asleep.

00:57:56.640 The Philly building.

00:57:57.540 Somebody owns a really nice brick, really nice bones building right there.

00:58:01.900 And what are they going to do?

00:58:02.920 They can't rent it out.

00:58:04.680 So then-

00:58:05.200 They can't clear it out themselves.

00:58:06.240 They can't rent it out.

00:58:07.260 They make it impossible to clear it out themselves.

00:58:09.180 It's a national crisis when you spray a homeless fentanyl addict with a water hose.

00:58:13.120 You're the villain there.

00:58:14.140 Yeah.

00:58:14.460 Um, as we've seen before in San Francisco and different examples like that, but then

00:58:20.360 the decay happens.

00:58:21.940 You can't enforce it.

00:58:23.040 The people, they get bolder.

00:58:25.020 Then more of their friends come.

00:58:26.560 This is a good block.

00:58:27.520 And then now you have two more brick buildings that are totally unusable.

00:58:31.300 Then you have two more.

00:58:32.940 And then that's money you're not getting.

00:58:35.120 Then it's entire blocks of city.

00:58:37.080 The whole part of, oh, this part of the city is fucked.

00:58:39.440 Then it's a whole neighborhood.

00:58:40.380 And then all of a sudden nobody visits Philadelphia anymore.

00:58:44.220 One of our nations, one of the, the soul of the nation, you know?

00:58:47.400 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

00:58:48.020 So, and then, you know, it's bad crime, right?

00:58:50.700 And then what do you do?

00:58:51.420 You elect a Rudy Giuliani type.

00:58:53.340 Then what do they do?

00:58:54.100 They get crime under control and put people in jail.

00:58:56.220 Quality of life improves.

00:58:57.660 And then everyone goes, oh, these harsh crimes, these harsh laws.

00:59:01.080 Oh, that's racist.

00:59:02.140 It's all too many people of color arrested.

00:59:04.120 So they stop prosecuting and then you get bad crime again.

00:59:07.100 It's just that cycle over and over.

00:59:08.620 And this time it's worse than ever.

00:59:11.740 Yeah, our trough is lower in this cycle than it's ever been in American history.

00:59:15.760 It's really, like, impossible to elect a Rudy Giuliani type because of all the political division.

00:59:20.360 Of course.

00:59:20.780 So it's like we might see a lower.

00:59:24.260 Lower lows.

00:59:25.220 Lower low than we've ever seen.

00:59:26.820 Yeah.

00:59:27.140 So we go on to the New York police, NYPD officer stabbed.

00:59:31.220 Sure.

00:59:32.200 Yeah.

00:59:32.580 You tell me.

00:59:33.700 So these are guys are doing a routine thing and then someone comes in and just stabs this cop in the back.

00:59:45.760 There's another angle coming up.

00:59:57.600 So this is like the.

00:59:58.460 This is the body cam from a woman cop who had the taser out, as you saw.

01:00:02.820 She had the taser out and she botched it, to be honest.

01:00:06.800 There she goes.

01:00:07.840 And then officer Chad Michael Michelson just emptied the clip, glocked him.

01:00:18.340 The girl.

01:00:19.260 Chambered it.

01:00:19.820 The girl pulled out the taser and then was like, ah.

01:00:22.780 Yeah.

01:00:23.160 And Chad glocked him over the top.

01:00:25.280 Bah, bah, bah, bah.

01:00:26.120 Yeah.

01:00:26.420 So that's how quick it happens, you know?

01:00:28.360 I don't.

01:00:29.140 I just wanted to show the Chad Michael Michaels.

01:00:32.100 How a Chad operates.

01:00:33.180 Yeah.

01:00:33.600 All right.

01:00:34.020 That was pretty good.

01:00:34.720 All right.

01:00:35.060 Last one.

01:00:36.160 The white people wedding fight against the cops.

01:00:38.740 Yeah.

01:00:38.920 Watch the girl in orange here.

01:00:40.900 Yeah.

01:00:41.660 So someone's getting arrested.

01:00:43.060 It's a little chaotic.

01:00:43.780 Everyone's drunk.

01:00:44.640 Girl in orange right here kicks the cop in the nuts.

01:00:48.280 You ready?

01:00:50.920 Boom.

01:00:51.520 Kicks her in the nuts.

01:00:52.740 So she assaulted an officer.

01:00:54.440 She's done.

01:00:55.260 Then that guy tries to protect her.

01:00:56.920 They throw that guy down who throws the girl down.

01:01:00.120 Now that guy's getting attacked.

01:01:01.760 That guy's fighting a cop now.

01:01:03.000 Get back.

01:01:03.540 Get back.

01:01:04.040 And then this girl in the orange is trying to kick cops again.

01:01:06.420 There she goes.

01:01:06.920 Kicks him in the nuts again from the back.

01:01:11.440 Oh, my God.

01:01:12.800 And then he just knocked that girl out.

01:01:14.140 Oh, my God.

01:01:14.680 You just fucking knocked her out, bro.

01:01:17.160 You just fucking knocked her out, bro.

01:01:20.080 You just knocked her out.

01:01:21.460 So this is a chaotic scenario.

01:01:26.860 That's good.

01:01:27.520 We saw it.

01:01:28.060 And then D.L.

01:01:28.880 Healy posted this and said, if these were black, if these were black, dot, dot, dot.

01:01:33.840 It's like, what, D.L.?

01:01:34.880 I've finished the sentence.

01:01:36.200 Black people do this all the time.

01:01:37.240 Yeah.

01:01:38.140 I've seen this a million times.

01:01:39.360 They don't get shot by the police and they, you know, they get arrested.

01:01:43.060 That's it.

01:01:43.460 I've seen groups and crowds swarm cops trying to arrest someone and the cops are pushing

01:01:47.660 people back like this all the time.

01:01:49.720 If this was black people, it would get 5,000 likes on Twitter.

01:01:53.760 Okay.

01:01:54.200 Yeah.

01:01:54.360 Like, what's your point, D.L.?

01:01:55.500 If this was black people, it would make more sense statistically.

01:01:58.840 Yeah.

01:01:59.560 It's like these drunk people at a wedding.

01:02:02.520 Finish your thought, D.L.

01:02:03.720 Yeah.

01:02:03.960 Why don't you tell us what it is?

01:02:05.000 That's what we need.

01:02:05.740 We need our handheld to your conclusion, right?

01:02:07.920 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:08.920 So we see that all the time.

01:02:10.320 But if this were black people, it'd be different.

01:02:12.560 Yeah.

01:02:12.900 All right, D.L.

01:02:13.880 All right, let's move on.

01:02:14.640 Don't get too down.

01:02:15.220 Don't get too depressed.

01:02:15.900 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:02:16.980 All right.

01:02:17.840 You ready for some uplifting stuff?

01:02:19.040 Yeah, I'm ready.

01:02:20.080 All right, let's go to the-

01:02:20.720 Is it actually uplifting today or-

01:02:22.160 Yeah, I think so.

01:02:23.280 Okay.

01:02:24.460 We have a couple pranks in the beginning.

01:02:26.880 Okay.

01:02:27.260 We have the grandma with the eyebrows.

01:02:30.020 Let's see what grandma's up to.

01:02:32.500 Surprise!

01:02:35.260 God damn!

01:02:36.920 What the fuck is these?

01:02:40.720 Well, you don't like them?

01:02:42.380 Hell no, I don't like these motherfuckers.

01:02:44.560 Take these motherfuckers off.

01:02:45.700 They can't come off, man.

01:02:47.140 You got to do something about them.

01:02:49.120 I got-

01:02:49.700 These ain't the ones that I like.

01:02:51.340 You said thick and dark.

01:02:56.220 You made them thick, dark, too fucking fat.

01:03:01.620 Take these motherfuckers off.

01:03:03.960 Come on.

01:03:04.880 I'm not.

01:03:05.580 I can't weigh these shits outside nowhere.

01:03:08.720 That's funny.

01:03:09.980 It's a good prank.

01:03:11.020 Nice job.

01:03:12.100 All right, let's move on.

01:03:12.820 No commentary?

01:03:13.600 No, just a prank.

01:03:14.620 Then there's another one.

01:03:15.420 Honk if you like.

01:03:16.440 How do you say this word?

01:03:17.380 You speak Spanish.

01:03:17.880 Chilaquiles.

01:03:19.060 Chilaquiles.

01:03:19.840 Rap Boy speaks Spanish.

01:03:20.760 Honk for Chilaquiles.

01:03:23.200 Chilaquiles.

01:03:24.140 I don't know what that is, but I support them.

01:03:29.520 It's one of those.

01:03:31.220 Where you just keep honking the whole time.

01:03:34.840 They finally see them face to face.

01:03:47.120 Okay, man.

01:04:01.080 All right.

01:04:03.560 This goes okay, man.

01:04:05.060 All right.

01:04:06.680 Oh, man.

01:04:07.560 That's good terrorism.

01:04:08.560 What do you get to the guy eventually?

01:04:10.080 He's like, all right, dude.

01:04:10.980 You're doing a bit.

01:04:12.060 Like, it's brutal.

01:04:13.360 Good stuff.

01:04:13.800 Um, the pizza makeup face.

01:04:16.260 This one?

01:04:16.680 Yep.

01:04:17.420 This one, we'll have to fast forward.

01:04:18.760 I think it's how long is this?

01:04:19.460 I'm going to turn myself into a slice of pizza.

01:04:20.580 Not even joking.

01:04:21.440 The first thought in my head.

01:04:23.200 Pizza makeup face.

01:04:23.720 So it's like a makeup girl who does.

01:04:24.980 You're not ready for this.

01:04:26.140 Okay.

01:04:26.720 This is how we're going to do the crust.

01:04:28.020 I think the shape looks about right.

01:04:30.760 And she does a full pizza face.

01:04:32.200 Right here.

01:04:33.180 Itch it.

01:04:33.940 I think I'm going to use this stuff as sauce.

01:04:35.860 Put some gelatin.

01:04:36.600 Me too.

01:04:36.860 This is a nice girl.

01:04:38.120 I don't know how this is going to look, though.

01:04:40.000 I put on some of the pizza sauce.

01:04:41.660 Usually when I'm using gelatin, it's for like really messy and drippy looks.

01:04:45.540 I don't want this to be messy and drippy.

01:04:47.040 So I'm going to take it slow.

01:04:48.520 So I'm going to get the cheese added.

01:04:49.620 No, but bear with me, okay?

01:04:52.200 I keep on having to do layers and then go lay down for it to dry so it doesn't drip down my face.

01:04:57.680 Okay.

01:04:57.960 I've been doing some shading and honestly, I'm shook.

01:05:01.020 That looks like cheese.

01:05:02.620 I think I'm going to add these two to my eyes.

01:05:04.840 I added the sausage.

01:05:05.940 I'm just hoping it looks like sausage and not like I just put turds on my face.

01:05:09.800 I'm going to make some seasoning to put on here.

01:05:11.460 But then I was like, why not just use the actual seasoning?

01:05:17.740 And there you go.

01:05:19.140 I'm literally a piece of pizza.

01:05:20.380 So honestly, I'm pretty impressed with myself.

01:05:22.500 I did not think it was good.

01:05:23.560 Isn't it nice when a girl's got a hobby like that?

01:05:26.160 It's like, you know, you go on vacation and you go travel for work and you don't have to worry.

01:05:32.040 Like, oh, what's my girlfriend doing?

01:05:34.040 Oh, is she out with those friends I don't like at the club?

01:05:36.760 Oh, is she, you know?

01:05:38.140 She's checking her location status.

01:05:40.120 Nah, she's making a fucking pizza makeup.

01:05:42.100 She's making pizza face nothing.

01:05:44.380 She's got this as her hobby.

01:05:45.820 That's good stuff.

01:05:46.540 That's really good stuff.

01:05:47.480 All right.

01:05:47.900 That's makeup by Ruthie, I guess.

01:05:50.120 Yeah.

01:05:50.540 She probably hates us.

01:05:51.580 Yeah, she probably does.

01:05:53.020 But whatever.

01:05:53.660 We like you.

01:05:54.220 And that's okay.

01:05:54.720 We like you, Ruthie.

01:05:55.320 So you're stuck.

01:05:56.260 You're stuck.

01:05:57.560 All right.

01:05:57.920 O-Line and gender.

01:05:58.540 Find another fucking podcast to give you this kind of exposure.

01:06:01.060 That's so true.

01:06:01.980 Find another one, Ruthie.

01:06:03.200 Yeah.

01:06:03.660 They take you for granted.

01:06:04.120 Now I'm mad at you, Ruthie.

01:06:05.360 Yeah.

01:06:05.760 They take you for granted.

01:06:06.620 We're breaking up.

01:06:07.880 All right.

01:06:08.180 O-Line gender reveal.

01:06:12.300 Six, nine, four, three, two, one.

01:06:17.540 So clearly, dad is like an offensive tackle somewhere.

01:06:27.160 Hit the pass pro right away.

01:06:28.740 Pass pros.

01:06:29.540 He's got a boy coming.

01:06:30.600 That's exciting.

01:06:31.300 That's uplifting.

01:06:32.280 That's good for the future of this country.

01:06:34.100 Yep.

01:06:34.320 And then last clip of Uplifting Gold, the making an eagle putt with your boys.

01:06:40.520 With the boys, putt for eagle.

01:06:44.960 Do it.

01:06:47.220 And the boys go nuts.

01:06:49.200 Isn't that fun?

01:06:51.040 Chilling with the boys in the weekend.

01:06:53.300 Yep.

01:06:54.220 Make an eagle putt.

01:06:55.720 Yeah.

01:06:56.360 Feels good.

01:06:57.220 That's Americana.

01:06:58.240 That's it.

01:06:58.780 Hit Hooters after with Nick Adams.

01:07:00.720 Yep.

01:07:01.120 And the boys.

01:07:01.860 That's how you do it.

01:07:03.180 Smart.

01:07:03.500 It's an American pastime.

01:07:04.980 It's better to do stuff like that than to assume the world is all ruined and bad and

01:07:11.440 over and then you wait to die and then the world actually becomes bad and over because

01:07:16.800 you let them convince you of defeat.

01:07:18.900 You got to have fun with it.

01:07:20.020 You got to have fun with it.

01:07:20.740 You got to create your own communities.

01:07:22.100 Have your boys.

01:07:23.160 Yeah.

01:07:23.720 They want to steal golf courses.

01:07:25.660 They want to take it from you.

01:07:26.660 They say, oh, it's a waste of space.

01:07:28.600 Oh, there could be 16 brick buildings here, communist style.

01:07:32.300 They want that so bad.

01:07:34.240 So you got to go.

01:07:35.460 Yep.

01:07:35.920 Exactly.

01:07:36.500 Well, that's the end of the episode as we do on Fridays.

01:07:39.520 Most of the time we shout out America first businesses.

01:07:43.520 This week we are shouting out the Crusader.

01:07:46.500 It's an America first Patriot veteran owned bar in Bakersfield, California.

01:07:52.880 Crusader Brewing.

01:07:54.240 Crusader Brewing.

01:07:55.300 They are linked in the description.

01:07:56.660 Let's give them some nice reviews.

01:07:58.680 I'll put their website as well.

01:08:00.580 So maybe you guys want to go buy some merch or if you're in the Bakersfield area, you want

01:08:03.980 to stop by for a beer.

01:08:05.300 Like minded folks, you'll have a good time there.

01:08:08.180 They're show watchers and they're also doppelgangers of one of us, me.

01:08:13.480 So yeah, support them.

01:08:15.180 They're America first.

01:08:16.220 Go leave some nice reviews.

01:08:17.520 At least we do a nice thing.

01:08:19.660 It goes a long way.

01:08:21.020 Yeah.

01:08:21.180 It helps companies to get good Google reviews.

01:08:24.100 That's like a really, really important thing.

01:08:26.080 And we know they're on the same page as us.

01:08:28.080 So if you guys have some free time, click the links, go get some nice reviews for them.

01:08:33.220 That is the end of the episode.

01:08:34.420 Anything you want to add, Richard?

01:08:35.560 No, I've said it all.

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