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00:00:16.660 Welcome back to Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 106.

00:00:20.100 Today on the show, our straights are gay and our gays are trans again in this week's

00:00:24.960 cringe of the week.

00:00:25.700 Then, a parent avoids having a trans kid while some other parents seem to facilitate it.

00:00:32.480 We'll compare and contrast.

00:00:34.280 Then, we find a few glitches in the matrix in this week's housekeeping.

00:00:38.240 And last but not least, a TV writer thinks that rapists should be set free in this week's

00:00:44.360 Urban Decay.

00:00:45.300 All this and more at Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 106, ranked the best new podcast of

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00:01:06.560 It's Flack of Socks, the podcast featuring Richard.

00:01:08.940 Richard.

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00:02:35.940 Let's get into some action.

00:02:37.180 We have really good news.

00:02:38.760 Nancy Pelosi.

00:02:40.200 What?

00:02:41.700 Running for office again.

00:02:43.340 I thought you were going to say rush to the hospital.

00:02:45.560 Oh, no.

00:02:46.420 Some sort of like.

00:02:46.800 We love Aunt Nancy.

00:02:48.520 Yeah.

00:02:48.900 83-year-old Nancy Pelosi announces she's running for another term of Congress.

00:02:53.440 36 years in politics with an annual salary of $193K.

00:02:57.180 And she's managed to increase her net worth to $290 million.

00:03:00.900 With only one hammer incident on the way.

00:03:03.580 And she got a little hammer incident with her husband.

00:03:05.880 Nothing crazy.

00:03:06.920 It's a perfect score almost.

00:03:09.220 So, yeah.

00:03:09.880 Why would she retire?

00:03:11.160 I think once the aliens take over the body, you have the body.

00:03:15.260 You run it into the ground.

00:03:16.480 Yeah.

00:03:16.720 You go until the brakes fall off.

00:03:18.280 Like it's an old Toyota Camry, you know.

00:03:20.860 And you just run it until it's done.

00:03:22.320 It's probably harder to get an alien in a new body and then get in a position of power,

00:03:27.360 Speaker of the House type shit.

00:03:28.560 But imagine how much some of these older politicians, too, know where the bodies are buried.

00:03:33.060 Theoretically or, you know, not literally.

00:03:35.700 But the bodies are buried.

00:03:36.620 The bribes.

00:03:37.260 Who really greases whose palms and stuff like that?

00:03:40.200 Yeah.

00:03:40.700 She could be on life support and they'd say, run again.

00:03:42.960 Exactly.

00:03:43.380 And that's what they're doing with Dianne Feinstein.

00:03:44.820 That's what they're doing with Mitch McConnell.

00:03:46.720 Once you get the spot, you can't give up the power.

00:03:49.840 And it's kind of crazy how people on both sides say, term limits, term limits, term limits.

00:03:56.140 And then they just go.

00:03:57.200 And go, nope, not this time.

00:03:59.500 Oh, we're in session again?

00:04:00.620 Nope, again.

00:04:01.640 Their 25-year-old staffer goes, nah, I don't think so.

00:04:04.560 And it's like the left and the right could honestly agree on that.

00:04:07.560 Term limits.

00:04:08.280 Like, let's just set it up.

00:04:09.360 Let's force it through this year.

00:04:10.680 This is the year.

00:04:11.620 And it'll never happen, basically.

00:04:13.640 Yeah.

00:04:14.140 And age limits, too, is never going to happen.

00:04:16.520 And we saw the result of that, rambling Joe Biden at some Vietnam press conference.

00:04:22.040 Let's see how he did.

00:04:23.280 We talked about, we talked about at the conference overall.

00:04:26.480 We talked about stability.

00:04:28.240 We talked about making sure that the third world, the, excuse me, third world, the southern

00:04:36.140 hemisphere had access to change it, had access.

00:04:39.720 It wasn't confrontational at all.

00:04:42.080 Thank you, everybody.

00:04:43.600 This ends the press conference.

00:04:44.980 Thanks, everyone.

00:04:45.420 Someone just comes in and, like, a boxy match.

00:04:48.460 It's over.

00:04:49.220 The Oscars, they played him off.

00:04:51.260 Call it.

00:04:52.180 It's over.

00:04:53.400 And then Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi are probably like, ah, he's spitting.

00:04:57.920 One of us.

00:04:58.880 One of us.

00:05:01.240 Okay.

00:05:01.980 So, yeah.

00:05:03.400 Not the best showing.

00:05:05.240 Not impressed.

00:05:06.460 Never am.

00:05:07.440 But that one was tough.

00:05:08.820 And the Krasensteins had to get to work to defend him.

00:05:11.300 Yeah.

00:05:11.780 They're like, it was a long day.

00:05:13.480 He pulled an all-nighter.

00:05:15.040 I'm so sick of people taking 15-second clips out of context.

00:05:18.620 I'm the Krasensteins.

00:05:20.240 Like, buddy.

00:05:21.260 He rambled into nothing.

00:05:22.960 And then some, like, 26-year-old said, all right, that's it.

00:05:26.520 Yeah.

00:05:26.980 To the president of the United States.

00:05:28.620 To the president of the United States addressing Vietnam.

00:05:30.880 Basically pressed the wrap it up button from the Chappelle show.

00:05:33.660 So, that was good.

00:05:35.000 Trump did a good job over the weekend.

00:05:37.080 He went to Iowa.

00:05:38.120 Had a great fratty trip.

00:05:40.640 We can show a picture.

00:05:41.660 There's him with one of the frats.

00:05:43.300 Yeah.

00:05:43.600 That's what's up.

00:05:44.420 Which is very needed.

00:05:45.500 That's a nice experience for that frat.

00:05:47.320 For that frat.

00:05:48.140 And for him, too.

00:05:49.120 And then for America to see.

00:05:50.840 We need him to be fratty and liked by our frats.

00:05:53.680 Because we need our frats not afraid to like Trump.

00:05:56.180 Exactly.

00:05:56.620 A lot of our young men are like, oh, I don't really get into politics.

00:05:59.560 Or I don't want to say.

00:06:00.800 Make people upset.

00:06:01.900 We need them cheering and going crazy.

00:06:03.900 We need the boys buzzing when Trump comes in.

00:06:06.060 Yeah.

00:06:06.260 Because every single sorority member is voting single issue on abortion.

00:06:10.980 Yeah.

00:06:11.220 So, we got to balance that out somehow.

00:06:13.100 Exactly.

00:06:13.340 So, frat boys, you might be the answer.

00:06:15.180 Yeah.

00:06:15.340 And that's what Rob DeSantis should have done.

00:06:17.900 Because he was in Iowa, too.

00:06:19.380 But like Bud Light, Ron's team probably thought it would be best to not be fratty anymore.

00:06:24.720 You know?

00:06:25.560 Yeah.

00:06:25.680 Rob DeSantis could have done the exact trip Trump did.

00:06:28.440 Yeah.

00:06:29.020 Like, before he already exposed himself as being kind of corny.

00:06:32.560 Like, a year ago, he could have done it.

00:06:34.020 And everyone would have been like, Rob DeSantis.

00:06:36.560 Yeah.

00:06:37.120 They would have loved him.

00:06:38.120 Yep.

00:06:38.500 Too late now.

00:06:39.240 Too late now.

00:06:41.120 Iowa game was probably fun.

00:06:42.760 Trump did great.

00:06:43.760 Burgers.

00:06:44.280 Throwing footballs.

00:06:45.660 As good as it gets.

00:06:47.360 The man knows how to get a photo op.

00:06:49.780 Yeah.

00:06:50.160 I will tell you that.

00:06:50.900 Exactly.

00:06:51.680 And then there's also this idea.

00:06:53.540 We saw this, like, Clay Travis tweet resurface.

00:06:56.240 There's this idea that, like, we need Ron DeSantis to run because he'll get more moderates to show up.

00:07:02.120 And that's kind of a psyop.

00:07:03.980 Can you read the original tweet and then what he said back?

00:07:06.180 Somebody goes, it's a psyop, Clay.

00:07:07.920 They want us to think Trump can win, so we abandon DeSantis, who they know will actually win.

00:07:12.920 And then Clay Travis goes, I think Biden is an awful candidate and whichever Republican is nominated will likely beat him if he's the nominee.

00:07:20.280 I think Nikki Haley, Veck, Tim Scott, and DeSantis would win landslides against him.

00:07:25.460 Trump can win a close race, but Dems hate him so much so many will turn out.

00:07:29.260 And everyone thinks, oh, Trump makes the Democrats turn out or, oh, Trump makes the moderates vote Democrat.

00:07:35.480 And then Cernovich had a great tweet that kind of went against that.

00:07:38.420 He said, in 2020, Trump lost by 52,000 votes in three states.

00:07:42.340 He only won 2016 by 84,000 votes across four states.

00:07:46.600 The myth that he drives Democrat turnout is a psyop.

00:07:49.920 Mail-in ballots, illegal ballot harvesting, no signature matches?

00:07:53.380 Yes.

00:07:53.740 Every toss-up race in 2020 went GOP, which is a great point.

00:07:58.760 And if you count the mail-in votes in 2020, which I believe for the Democrats was 60 million.

00:08:04.060 No.

00:08:04.720 I think it was 60 million mail-in votes, which means that 25 million people voted day of.

00:08:11.160 In person, yeah.

00:08:11.960 Which means probably if you were to have a dream about it and think about the actual numbers of votes,

00:08:17.640 it was probably like 55 million people legitimately voted for Joe Biden in my dream.

00:08:23.560 Yeah.

00:08:23.860 So it was actually a blowout.

00:08:26.120 Trump won.

00:08:27.260 Yeah.

00:08:27.540 That's actually how I see it.

00:08:29.100 No, I know.

00:08:29.620 And that's – it's like we're – presidential elections, we're not talking about the popular vote.

00:08:34.120 I don't care how slaughtered he gets in California or Hawaii.

00:08:36.820 It's like Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Arizona.

00:08:39.760 There's just a couple states that need to flip.

00:08:42.160 Georgia.

00:08:42.780 Georgia.

00:08:44.020 Yeah.

00:08:44.180 And you saw what they did in all these places.

00:08:45.980 So, yeah, 60 million mail-in votes for Joe Biden.

00:08:50.780 That's crazy.

00:08:51.600 How many actually went for Joe Biden?

00:08:55.180 I don't even want to say because the YouTube channel will get deleted.

00:08:57.960 Yeah.

00:08:59.480 All right.

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00:09:23.160 The New Mexico governor, I believe?

00:09:25.200 Yeah.

00:09:25.660 Governor.

00:09:26.060 Is doing some sort of attempted gun grab.

00:09:28.220 Let's let this rip.

00:09:29.420 Yeah.

00:09:29.980 But your point is valid.

00:09:31.800 You took an oath to the Constitution.

00:09:33.820 Isn't it unconstitutional to say you cannot exercise your carrying license?

00:09:39.900 With one exception.

00:09:41.580 And that is, if there's an emergency, and I've declared an emergency for a temporary amount

00:09:47.200 of time, I can invoke additional powers.

00:09:50.760 No constitutional right, in my view, including my oath, is intended to be absolute.

00:09:58.140 There are restrictions.

00:09:58.880 Well, that's not true.

00:10:00.040 We've heard enough.

00:10:01.580 Well, that's completely a bonker statement.

00:10:03.960 Governor Karen in New Mexico, which is like a Western state.

00:10:07.620 You know, the gun laws in Western states like that, Arizona, New Mexico, a little different.

00:10:12.520 Cancel it when there's an emergency, and the emergency is too much gun violence.

00:10:15.760 Yeah.

00:10:16.480 And then no one gets arrested and put in actual jail.

00:10:18.900 And then they go, oh, we better cancel the Constitution.

00:10:21.840 And this governor also did another, what's it called?

00:10:26.820 Broach and breaching?

00:10:29.400 Broaching?

00:10:29.960 Yeah.

00:10:30.340 Whatever you want to call it.

00:10:31.660 Well, let me just read it.

00:10:32.480 FYI, she also outlawed free speech if it causes emotional distress to transgender or reproductive health.

00:10:38.060 And she, along with New Mexico Dems, eliminated all parental rights for minors' health care decisions.

00:10:44.400 Pay attention to New Mexico.

00:10:45.680 It's the left's test market for their most radical policies.

00:10:48.500 Good to know.

00:10:49.440 That person needs to be impeached, fired, never run again, maybe even go to jail.

00:10:53.480 And I actually like it when they do shit like this, because then you're like, oh, wait, some stupid Karen-type lady with the stupid haircut can just, like, suspend your constitutional beliefs?

00:11:03.440 Oh, this should be a wake-up call for everybody, right?

00:11:06.380 Just some lady who got in?

00:11:08.200 And the same way, like, a lady who gets in probably with 51% of the vote once upon a time is now like, okay, remember the Constitution?

00:11:15.400 It's gone.

00:11:15.880 It makes us feel bad.

00:11:17.020 Yeah.

00:11:17.220 It's basically maybe a reason to not vote for girls.

00:11:22.200 Yeah.

00:11:22.680 I don't want to say that outright, because, you know, there are some good ones.

00:11:26.160 But, man, if they look the part, and then you think they're a little weak, maybe just go for the guy.

00:11:31.560 Exactly.

00:11:31.920 I don't know.

00:11:32.840 There was – that's a good rule of thumb.

00:11:36.080 And similar to this, there was a – the Biden DOJ is trying to get less penalties for people that protested for BLM.

00:11:45.400 Yeah.

00:11:46.000 This tweet says, the Biden DOJ asked for a reduced sentence for BLM rioter who set fire that killed a man.

00:11:52.600 Defendant felt frustrated, disenfranchised.

00:11:55.380 He was caught up in the fury of the mob, and he believed that by rioting he was engaging in the language of the unheard.

00:12:01.460 Yeah.

00:12:01.900 You actually set a fire and killed a guy.

00:12:05.380 So, unfortunately, all those nice quotations you used shouldn't help you out.

00:12:10.460 But, yeah, the Biden Justice Department spending their time on the good stuff, right?

00:12:13.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:14.480 Got to reward your friends.

00:12:15.760 Exactly.

00:12:16.740 They're rewarding your friends, and it's all about ignoring laws based on, like, the sentiment and the feelings that go along with him.

00:12:24.940 I was emotionally ramped up at the time, so I did crazy shit, and then the New Mexico governor doesn't feel safe.

00:12:31.400 Yeah, but we're on your side.

00:12:32.720 Like, we were protesting BLM and George Floyd.

00:12:35.160 Like, it feels like that was the right side.

00:12:36.820 But then when Republicans do January 6th, it's like, ooh, that felt bad.

00:12:40.200 Yeah.

00:12:40.460 We need to really stop that.

00:12:41.860 Darkest day in democracy.

00:12:43.140 Because it feels so bad.

00:12:44.920 All right, page two of housekeeping.

00:12:46.100 We have a very important housekeeping to get through.

00:12:47.560 We have three total pages.

00:12:49.160 Okay.

00:12:49.420 Page two is kind of where I have fun.

00:12:51.400 All right.

00:12:52.420 Page one.

00:12:53.200 Page one, it's like you trick them.

00:12:54.520 You're like, we're talking about various topics.

00:12:56.400 These are news-type events.

00:12:58.160 And then page two, it gets into schizophrenia.

00:13:00.320 Gets into glitches in the matrix.

00:13:02.020 Okay.

00:13:02.260 So, the other day, a couple days ago, Novak Djokovic won the U.S. Open against Daniil Medvedev.

00:13:09.380 Well done.

00:13:10.180 We had the no vaccine guy versus the Russian.

00:13:13.740 Felt good.

00:13:14.320 Which is a win-win in my opinion.

00:13:15.380 Big slap to the deep state.

00:13:17.560 Especially the Moderna-sponsored U.S. Open.

00:13:20.340 Yeah, the shot of the game or whatever.

00:13:22.620 Yeah.

00:13:23.140 And then the person who won didn't get the vaccine.

00:13:26.760 Novak Djokovic.

00:13:27.940 No Vax.

00:13:28.760 It's his name.

00:13:29.780 Yeah.

00:13:30.100 No Vax is his name.

00:13:31.220 They make it easy to remember.

00:13:32.660 It's the simulation winking at us.

00:13:34.520 So, congrats to Novak.

00:13:35.760 We have a big wink later in the show.

00:13:37.220 We have a really big wink later in the show.

00:13:40.880 Speaking of glitches in the matrix, let's go over a couple of them.

00:13:44.300 We have the first one, a tree grows through a car.

00:13:48.800 Not sure how that happened.

00:13:51.080 That tree looks like it's all the way up.

00:13:53.660 And the car didn't get dropped on it.

00:13:57.780 Okay.

00:13:58.240 I have no explanation.

00:13:59.380 That's a glitch.

00:14:00.200 It's a glitch.

00:14:00.720 It loaded two things in the same spot.

00:14:03.520 Yep.

00:14:03.920 And then the next one.

00:14:05.260 This guy is kind of like a Sims type.

00:14:07.980 He falls off the roof, but acts like a Sims character.

00:14:16.880 Back up on the roof.

00:14:18.420 No big deal.

00:14:19.900 So, there's this week's glitches in the matrix.

00:14:22.540 Okay.

00:14:22.820 What do you think?

00:14:23.380 Do you have any broad thesis about this?

00:14:25.120 Or is this just like show them and then you judge for yourself?

00:14:27.680 I think we show and let them judge for themselves.

00:14:29.960 Okay.

00:14:30.520 Cool.

00:14:30.700 It's just, you know, we caught it on camera.

00:14:32.860 Yeah.

00:14:33.460 It's glitches in the matrix, caught on camera, winks from the simulation, Novak's.

00:14:37.720 Novak Djokovic.

00:14:38.500 We can't get bogged down.

00:14:39.640 We have to keep moving.

00:14:40.620 Okay.

00:14:40.980 I'm just going to say this now.

00:14:41.920 And then Novak, he won, and then the first person, they bring him up the crowd and he's

00:14:46.220 doing the whole thing, and then he sees McConaughey and he goes, whoa, McConaughey.

00:14:51.520 Starts dapping up McConaughey.

00:14:53.240 Crazy.

00:14:53.820 Classic.

00:14:54.700 All right.

00:14:54.960 I'm going to say this now.

00:14:56.000 You know how I like high ceilings?

00:14:57.600 Yeah.

00:14:58.120 I love high ceilings.

00:14:59.260 Uh-huh.

00:14:59.600 Why is that?

00:15:00.960 It's good creative space.

00:15:02.780 Don't feel trapped.

00:15:03.980 You're too big.

00:15:05.240 Yeah.

00:15:05.680 Well, that's a good theory.

00:15:08.640 Yeah.

00:15:09.160 Another reason, which I think, is because I get cooked by electricity.

00:15:15.960 Okay.

00:15:16.980 Yeah.

00:15:17.260 So basically, if I had low ceilings, the light would be right there, and I'm constantly getting

00:15:21.500 cooked.

00:15:22.220 And I actually recorded this this morning before we started shooting.

00:15:25.840 Let this rip.

00:15:30.280 You hear that buzzing?

00:15:32.300 A little bit.

00:15:33.620 That's electricity trying to cook me.

00:15:35.680 So you're like the guy from Better Call Saul, who is a mental patient and is afraid of

00:15:40.460 electricity.

00:15:41.460 You think that light's not cooking me?

00:15:43.840 I don't think so.

00:15:45.540 I don't think so.

00:15:45.920 That's why I like high ceilings so much, is because subconsciously, I know that the lights

00:15:49.700 are far away, and it doesn't cook me.

00:15:51.460 But every time I'm around electricity, the refrigerator's always buzzing, the lights are

00:15:55.620 buzzing.

00:15:56.020 I'm sitting there, and I'm trying to do work, and I hear zzzz.

00:15:59.840 I know that's cooking my inside.

00:16:01.900 So what about just tuning things out?

00:16:03.740 What about just not paying attention to it or kind of like tuning it out?

00:16:07.140 That's what I try to do.

00:16:08.620 And you get hyper fixated on it?

00:16:09.940 Then I get hyper fixated, and then also my work isn't that good.

00:16:13.460 Like if I have to like sit and focus and be creative and work on the script, and that

00:16:17.180 light is buzzing in my head, it's cooking my brain.

00:16:20.580 Okay.

00:16:20.880 So I have to go in like a dark place or a high ceilings room where the lights are off

00:16:24.520 me.

00:16:24.940 Where were you when you wrote this housekeeping?

00:16:27.200 I turned the light off.

00:16:29.520 Oh, okay.

00:16:29.960 This morning.

00:16:30.340 I was going to say, this feels like a light on housekeeping.

00:16:32.440 It feels like you were getting cooked when you were doing this.

00:16:34.860 We haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet.

00:16:36.760 I'm kidding.

00:16:37.160 I'm kidding.

00:16:37.500 Yeah.

00:16:38.240 So yeah.

00:16:38.860 Let me know what you guys think in the comments.

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00:16:58.500 I mean, the answer is yes, but it's just how bad are we getting cooked by the electricity

00:17:02.880 is the question.

00:17:03.560 Yeah.

00:17:03.900 Yeah.

00:17:04.100 What degree?

00:17:05.140 To what degree are we being cooked?

00:17:06.520 Scale of one to 10.

00:17:07.520 Okay.

00:17:07.860 I think we're at like seven and a half.

00:17:09.680 I think we're at like a one.

00:17:10.860 Well, that's just me.

00:17:13.480 You know, the modern lights, I think, are meant to cook us.

00:17:17.620 Let's move on.

00:17:18.540 Okay.

00:17:19.260 Malia Obama smoked a cigarette.

00:17:20.620 We caught her.

00:17:21.660 Caught her.

00:17:22.340 Just like dad.

00:17:23.760 Which Obama does she look like?

00:17:25.840 Neither.

00:17:26.600 Neither.

00:17:27.040 You know who she does look like?

00:17:28.300 Who?

00:17:28.900 Those people that gave the kids to Michelle and Barack.

00:17:32.920 Wow.

00:17:33.440 So they could fake the rest of the CIA family.

00:17:35.980 Because those kids look exactly like those other people that are like friends of the Obamas.

00:17:39.920 Because they're pictured together multiple times.

00:17:42.060 Okay.

00:17:42.320 And then that tall one looks like the dad.

00:17:44.120 And then that short one looks like the mom.

00:17:46.580 Fair.

00:17:47.180 So that's who the parents probably are.

00:17:50.000 Case closed.

00:17:51.300 Yep.

00:17:51.920 And if I'm wrong, and it's some, I guess, racist conspiracy theory.

00:17:56.960 Because I got cooked by the electricity.

00:17:58.640 It's not his fault.

00:17:59.560 The light was on.

00:18:00.660 Couldn't think straight.

00:18:02.240 All right.

00:18:02.660 Let's move on.

00:18:03.240 We have to actually kind of keep moving.

00:18:05.200 Merchant of Death update.

00:18:06.960 Yeah.

00:18:07.280 Victor Bout.

00:18:08.180 He spoke with the news, I guess.

00:18:09.980 He said, Victor Bout says he told Brittany Griner, good luck during prisoner swap.

00:18:14.540 Damn.

00:18:15.000 I miss that guy.

00:18:16.120 We had a good one there, guys.

00:18:17.560 See, he seems nice.

00:18:18.820 And we gave him up for Brittany Griner.

00:18:21.020 We could have had Brittany Griner still in that Russian jail and would have been the exact same place we are now.

00:18:25.900 I know.

00:18:26.220 Well, actually, the WNBA season probably would have gone a little differently because the team that won maybe wouldn't have won.

00:18:32.940 Maybe.

00:18:33.540 I don't even know if they're in season.

00:18:35.140 We'll never know.

00:18:36.220 I'll never Google it.

00:18:37.280 Yeah.

00:18:37.620 I don't even know what team she played on.

00:18:39.980 But, yeah.

00:18:40.780 We, yeah.

00:18:41.500 It's our guy.

00:18:42.180 So we miss you, Victor.

00:18:43.420 Merchant of Death.

00:18:45.720 Hope you're doing well.

00:18:46.880 If you watch the show, we'll get you a base mug.

00:18:48.820 Oh, yeah.

00:18:49.220 We'll ship it to Russia.

00:18:50.220 All right.

00:18:50.680 Let's move on.

00:18:51.400 We have an urban headline that I've been trying to debunk.

00:18:54.240 Okay.

00:18:54.560 It says, Lotto and Coy LeRae are at odds again after Lotto pokes fun at Benzino's lack of neck on peaches and eggplants remix.

00:19:05.120 I don't know what the fuck that means.

00:19:07.480 I know some of these words.

00:19:09.180 Yeah.

00:19:09.460 I'm not sure what that fully means.

00:19:11.820 I can't do anything with this.

00:19:13.200 And let's not spend any time deciphering.

00:19:15.300 Of course not.

00:19:15.620 Because it would waste our time.

00:19:17.180 We have to move on to Thickey Minaj breaks a leg.

00:19:20.180 This is Thickey Minaj gets the ball.

00:19:25.300 Double dribble.

00:19:26.780 Too much BBL.

00:19:28.400 Fall.

00:19:29.080 Ready?

00:19:32.300 Thickey Minaj just blew out her whole knee.

00:19:34.940 Absolutely snapped it.

00:19:38.640 So that's bad, too.

00:19:40.980 Yeah.

00:19:41.480 Thickey Minaj.

00:19:41.960 Watch it one more time.

00:19:43.000 Here it comes.

00:19:44.180 Everything's fine.

00:19:45.220 BBL dribbling.

00:19:46.660 Snapped.

00:19:47.180 Oh, man.

00:19:48.360 Those compound fracture type injuries or like the out-of-socket stuff, I can never prepare for them.

00:19:54.300 Yeah.

00:19:54.460 She should not be moving the body like that.

00:19:56.980 Thickey Minaj.

00:19:57.800 And you know what?

00:19:58.780 I got to admit something that BBL probably threw off the equilibrium or something.

00:20:03.420 I think that played a part in the knee blowing out 100p.

00:20:06.440 All right.

00:20:06.760 The other day, Rapoy and I went to the thrift store.

00:20:09.320 Got some good stuff.

00:20:11.120 I bought some boxes, wooden box.

00:20:13.660 But basically, there was a pair of tighty-whitey underwear for sale for $3.

00:20:20.040 $3.99.

00:20:21.060 $3.99.

00:20:22.520 I think someone was pulling a prank on us.

00:20:24.760 Yeah, but it was the store putting it out.

00:20:27.840 So the store's doing a bit.

00:20:29.080 On a hanger.

00:20:29.820 Someone at the store or, you know, I don't know.

00:20:32.480 Someone's doing a bit.

00:20:33.140 You probably could get it for cheaper because there was a stain on it.

00:20:36.400 Mm-hmm.

00:20:37.060 And the waistband was blown out.

00:20:38.940 Yeah.

00:20:39.160 And then also, it was good to see the walkers there.

00:20:43.420 Yeah, we're in Florida.

00:20:44.440 You know, nice elderly population.

00:20:46.300 So it's good to see the walkers for sale because that means that the person who needed them got over their ailments.

00:20:51.340 Exactly.

00:20:51.640 And then donated them to charity.

00:20:53.360 They started to walk again and now they're fine and give it to the next.

00:20:56.860 No need for this.

00:20:57.540 Pay it forward.

00:20:58.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:59.640 So a friendly reminder.

00:21:00.780 Yeah.

00:21:01.220 So that's that.

00:21:01.980 That's our trip from the thrift store.

00:21:04.400 Something I wish I got from the thrift store is this BLT toilet.

00:21:07.780 I saw this BLT toilet on Instagram and it looked pretty special.

00:21:13.660 What do you think?

00:21:14.860 I mean, okay, it's dumb, but that's not nothing.

00:21:20.680 That's not nothing.

00:21:21.760 That's inspired, right?

00:21:23.240 Yeah.

00:21:23.880 So that's good.

00:21:25.300 Summer's over though.

00:21:26.140 Sandwich of the summer.

00:21:27.440 BLT, Arnold Palmer's are out.

00:21:29.400 Yeah, it's done.

00:21:30.100 I had my last Arnold Palmer batch a couple days ago.

00:21:33.200 Yeah.

00:21:33.420 For the weekend, it's over.

00:21:34.720 Yep.

00:21:34.940 All right.

00:21:35.440 Let's get into our last thing of page two.

00:21:37.600 People with Entertaining Talents or P.E.T.s are pets.

00:21:41.680 Let's get Jeremy Fragrance going.

00:21:44.440 What are my next goals?

00:21:45.820 I want a girlfriend.

00:21:47.340 I want to live in America.

00:21:48.980 I want to die as Jeremy Fragrance, the number one fragrance icon that serves the teachings

00:21:54.200 of Jesus.

00:21:55.620 Those are my three goals.

00:21:57.380 That's good.

00:21:57.880 Those are my three goals.

00:22:09.080 I like his goals.

00:22:11.460 Simple man.

00:22:12.340 He wants to be an American.

00:22:14.100 He wants a girlfriend.

00:22:15.460 Loves Jesus.

00:22:16.480 Yeah.

00:22:16.660 Wants to be the best at his craft.

00:22:18.040 Somebody 90 Day Fiance, this guy.

00:22:19.620 Let's get him here.

00:22:20.400 If you guys are interested, you shoot me a DM and I can probably set you up, especially

00:22:23.960 if you live in the Miami area.

00:22:25.860 We can get you set up with Jeremy Fragrance.

00:22:27.900 Speaking of living in the Miami area, someone who goes up and down the coast, Rob Smith,

00:22:34.880 he posted the other day is what he said.

00:22:38.120 And just as the things that I said and did five years ago are being imitated right now,

00:22:43.960 the things that I am doing right now will be imitated two to three years from now because

00:22:48.760 I am an innovator.

00:22:50.340 I am a creator and I am not a follower.

00:22:52.740 So just enjoy the ride and stop complaining.

00:22:55.960 Stop complaining.

00:22:56.740 Enjoy the ride.

00:22:57.900 And he's recording himself in New York.

00:23:01.500 In the streets.

00:23:02.220 In front of people walking by him, which is like a psycho move.

00:23:05.320 I would never do anything like that.

00:23:07.220 Yeah.

00:23:07.840 But he's right, though.

00:23:09.260 Because you'll be doing that in two or three years.

00:23:10.840 In two or three years, I'll be doing that.

00:23:12.600 And also, the whole reason we even have a podcast is because Rob had a podcast.

00:23:16.900 I know.

00:23:17.520 Fuck us Talks to Rob cast was the first iteration name of the show and we changed it.

00:23:23.400 But if Rob's this.

00:23:24.620 If Rob didn't have a show and like have a podcast, I wouldn't have had anything to copy.

00:23:30.800 That's so true.

00:23:31.760 You would have had.

00:23:32.340 Yeah.

00:23:32.680 It's like going just out into the ocean without a map.

00:23:35.580 Yeah.

00:23:35.860 You had no game plan.

00:23:37.180 I'd probably wash up.

00:23:38.400 And Rob said, oh, I have a podcast.

00:23:39.680 And I said, oh, I can have a Rob cast.

00:23:42.160 Smart.

00:23:42.580 Which is what we do.

00:23:43.200 All right.

00:23:43.600 Last page of housekeeping.

00:23:44.920 The CEO of the ADL.

00:23:47.180 He is great.

00:23:48.420 He is.

00:23:49.180 The ADL is getting sued right now.

00:23:50.840 Yeah.

00:23:50.980 And we kind of missed covering this last week.

00:23:53.440 But the ADL was kind of getting roasted on Twitter for a lot of their the bullshit things

00:23:58.240 that they claim.

00:23:59.160 Like the ADL is the people who brought you that this is a hate symbol.

00:24:03.000 The OK finger game that everyone plays.

00:24:05.560 Milk is a hate symbol.

00:24:07.480 A cab is said by white supremacists or something.

00:24:10.320 Yep.

00:24:11.100 So they really cracked down on anyone saying pretty much anything about Jews.

00:24:15.420 Remember LeBron said, Jews, I want that Jewish money.

00:24:17.900 And they made him apologize.

00:24:19.720 It's like.

00:24:20.460 Can't even compliment him.

00:24:21.380 You can't even call.

00:24:22.020 You can't even say the word.

00:24:23.300 But yeah.

00:24:24.320 And so I think they also led a boycott of Twitter's advertisers.

00:24:28.340 Yes.

00:24:28.800 And that's why he's getting ADL is getting sued by Elon.

00:24:31.860 And here's a thing the ADL CEO said.

00:24:35.020 Validating them.

00:24:36.100 Now, you can see this in real time on Twitter.

00:24:39.120 But at ADL, we also track the extremists.

00:24:42.120 And we could see, like from virtue of what they were writing and saying, people like

00:24:46.240 Andrew Torba, who runs Gab, a Christian nationalist and an ugly racist anti-Semite.

00:24:51.500 They were saying out loud in writing, we feel emboldened.

00:24:54.940 Very contorted.

00:24:55.720 Say it one more time.

00:24:57.700 Who runs Gab, a Christian nationalist.

00:24:59.920 He was a Christian.

00:25:00.940 And then his face just turns to mad.

00:25:03.760 What I'm noticing about the ADL is, like, they think it's so important to crack down on, like, these anonymous Twitter accounts that post, like, you know, anti-Jewish jokes or say something bad about Jewish people.

00:25:16.180 And then basically anyone who says, like, whatever the tropes are, like, oh, Jewish people control the world.

00:25:22.280 Someone will say that.

00:25:23.200 And then the ADL will come out, make sure that person gets canceled, debanked, deplatformed, and all these things.

00:25:29.360 And then it's like, wait a sec.

00:25:31.700 You're actually proving them.

00:25:32.700 You're taking them to the bin.

00:25:33.660 I was right.

00:25:34.840 Yeah.

00:25:35.240 Like, his hands behind his back.

00:25:36.420 Exactly.

00:25:36.820 And then everyone always says, like, if you say anything about Jewish people at all, the ADL always comes in and says, oh, these stereotypes lead to anti-Semitic violence.

00:25:45.420 Yeah.

00:25:45.740 But I would argue complaining about every single random thing that gets said about Jewish people would actually lead to more anti-Semitic violence.

00:25:54.060 And I think so what the ADL does to combat it is actually what probably causes more than anything else.

00:26:01.120 Yeah.

00:26:01.860 Yeah.

00:26:02.200 Doesn't that make sense?

00:26:02.940 That's what Elon Musk kind of said as well, too.

00:26:04.760 He said they bring it on himself, and then they call that a trope.

00:26:08.300 The ADL called that itself a trope.

00:26:10.220 And it's like they try to Chinese finger trap you into tropes.

00:26:14.780 Yeah.

00:26:14.840 So if it rhymes with a trope, then you can't even say it.

00:26:18.100 Yeah.

00:26:19.100 Exactly.

00:26:19.720 So that's always confusing.

00:26:21.520 You can't say anything bad.

00:26:23.240 And then if you do, oh, that leads to anti-Semitic violence.

00:26:25.840 But I think the anti-Semitic violence would come from complaining about every little thing too much.

00:26:30.340 Yeah.

00:26:30.500 And then meanwhile, like white Christian people are on like step four of the genocide plan, like dehumanizing or whatever.

00:26:37.200 Like we've said it before, but, you know.

00:26:39.500 Yeah.

00:26:39.860 It's all good there.

00:26:40.960 Exactly.

00:26:41.460 All right.

00:26:41.620 Let's move on.

00:26:42.200 Last page of housekeeping.

00:26:43.280 We have to keep it moving.

00:26:45.160 Aliens.

00:26:46.060 This was sent to me by a follower.

00:26:48.680 It says, aliens are watching us.

00:26:50.480 Unedited, I swear.

00:26:51.860 And it's just a picture of a sky with a circle on it.

00:26:54.460 And if you zoom in, you can't see anything.

00:26:56.400 What the fuck am I looking at?

00:26:58.000 Can we not waste all of my time, please?

00:27:00.800 Come on.

00:27:01.000 Guys, you got to bring your A game, please.

00:27:03.960 I don't ask for much.

00:27:05.240 I got a lot of DMs.

00:27:06.640 I can't waste my time on a sky cloud like that.

00:27:09.120 Yeah.

00:27:09.600 Exactly.

00:27:10.200 All right.

00:27:10.620 Moving on.

00:27:11.700 We're done with housekeeping.

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00:29:04.680 Cringe of the Week.

00:29:05.680 Girl, guys.

00:29:06.480 We have a segment here where, you know, we said our straights are gay and our gays are trans.

00:29:11.000 Yeah, everybody moved over one notch.

00:29:12.980 Exactly.

00:29:13.680 This is the straights going to gay notch.

00:29:16.600 Let's start with Pajit.

00:29:18.840 Pajit Bateman.

00:29:19.900 The homie Pajit.

00:29:20.740 My hygiene routine that I practice every single day.

00:29:23.440 Every morning, I start with using a tongue scraper, then mouthwash before brushing my

00:29:26.680 teeth with an electric toothbrush to avoid rinsing the fluoride out, then apply toothpaste

00:29:30.040 and a whitening booster.

00:29:31.240 I get a haircut about every week or two weeks since my hair is thinning and I only have so

00:29:34.760 many haircuts left.

00:29:35.680 If I don't get a haircut that week, I'll trim and straight razor my beard on my own to

00:29:38.920 maintain my stubble, then use an aftershave with barely any alcohol to not age and dry

00:29:42.600 my skin out.

00:29:43.200 God bless me with facial hair, but it comes at a price.

00:29:45.160 So making sure I trim my nose hairs and manscape the hairs I can't show on camera is important.

00:29:49.400 I don't do my eyebrows, but I do remove the hair between them and make sure to keep my

00:29:52.580 nails trimmed and filed.

00:29:53.720 Then I jump in the shower.

00:29:54.760 I use an exfoliating shower towel to keep the dead skin off of me and an unscented body

00:29:58.360 wash to help boost the smell of my cologne.

00:30:00.220 I wash my hair with shampoo and conditioner about two to three times a week with a shampoo

00:30:03.420 brush.

00:30:03.960 I'll actually apply my cleanser in the shower to save time.

00:30:06.420 Then I apply Old Spice deodorant and yes, I know it has aluminum, but I smelled some of

00:30:09.680 you who use aluminum free, so I'll pass on that.

00:30:11.620 I apply excessive body lotion because this girl in seventh grade one time called me ashy.

00:30:15.280 She still has a choke hold on me.

00:30:16.840 All right.

00:30:17.280 All right.

00:30:17.520 We get it.

00:30:17.920 We get it.

00:30:18.400 Buddy, you're supposed to wash your whole body with a bar of Irish spring soap.

00:30:23.020 Yeah.

00:30:23.700 Hair included.

00:30:25.020 Shampoo, body wash, oil change.

00:30:27.800 It's all one.

00:30:28.800 It's one thing.

00:30:29.920 That's your birthright as a man.

00:30:31.580 Exactly.

00:30:32.160 It's our male birthright to not give a shit about this stuff.

00:30:35.580 You know how often I shower?

00:30:37.760 Saltwater pool.

00:30:38.700 I don't want to know.

00:30:40.220 It's a saltwater pool.

00:30:41.880 Yeah.

00:30:42.240 That's how often I shower.

00:30:43.580 Saltwater pool.

00:30:44.680 So this guy spends probably $400 a month on all his little products.

00:30:48.220 Yes.

00:30:49.280 And he goes, I do this one thing to save time.

00:30:51.960 And it's like, bro, you got a 10-step plan.

00:30:54.600 You're not saving time.

00:30:55.660 Weekly haircuts.

00:30:56.820 And you know how the deep state back in the day got women in the workforce, but another

00:31:00.820 ulterior motive behind that was just to double the tax revenue?

00:31:04.260 Of course, the tax base.

00:31:05.420 There's something else going on there where these products and these companies want the male

00:31:09.900 demographic involved.

00:31:11.060 Procter & Gamble wants you on a $300 a month routine like this guy.

00:31:15.620 They want you on some twink shit.

00:31:17.800 And you know what?

00:31:18.520 I was going to say that the most men, you maybe have like one of these things.

00:31:24.580 Like, I have dry skin, so I do a lotion thing on my, you know, arms.

00:31:28.740 And it's like, that's the only thing I do.

00:31:30.600 He's hitting every single one.

00:31:32.300 And it's like, we're not saying don't brush your teeth.

00:31:35.080 But, you know, he's got a lot.

00:31:37.460 And his teeth routine, he's using the mouthwash to keep the fluoride in.

00:31:43.660 Buddy.

00:31:44.480 That's like the whole thing, you know.

00:31:45.900 That might explain all the twink shit.

00:31:47.160 Yeah.

00:31:47.600 You're on some weird, maybe you're getting electrocuted.

00:31:49.980 A little fried by the electricity that makes you act like a girl.

00:31:53.820 Let's move on to the next guy who has a hair system.

00:31:56.660 Yeah.

00:31:57.140 He's, this is bad.

00:31:58.260 My favorite is his little briefcase that he pulls out.

00:32:00.940 Guess what?

00:32:01.280 My hair is actually not real.

00:32:02.500 I do wear a hair system.

00:32:03.420 You can see the edges are starting to come up a little bit right here.

00:32:06.060 So we're going to take it off, wash it, reapply it, and you're going to do it.

00:32:08.960 So the first thing we got to do is you got to get my handy-dandy little kit here.

00:32:12.700 So we're going to be using KP Pro to spray on and help lift it off.

00:32:15.600 I already put it in a bottle to make it easy for myself.

00:32:17.240 Spray, spray, spray.

00:32:17.820 Let's pull that off.

00:32:18.640 Boom.

00:32:19.080 There it is.

00:32:19.660 Let's get rid of this.

00:32:21.360 He's got kind of normal hair.

00:32:23.480 Spray, spray, spray some more to help get that tape off.

00:32:25.560 Grab a paper towel to rip it off nice and clean.

00:32:27.680 Then we're going to go a little bit of dawn.

00:32:29.000 Dish up, solves everything.

00:32:30.820 Oh, yes.

00:32:31.640 Scrub it out.

00:32:32.340 Brush it out.

00:32:33.340 Clean your face too, you degenerate.

00:32:35.580 Got to pat that bitch down to dry it out.

00:32:37.560 We're going to add some KP SkinMed for a nice little base layer for extra hold.

00:32:41.020 Throw that tape on there.

00:32:42.200 Very precise right here.

00:32:43.440 Squish it down.

00:32:44.000 Push it.

00:32:44.360 Grab a little knife.

00:32:45.040 Maybe pull the edges up to make it easy.

00:32:46.680 And cut a couple in half.

00:32:48.060 Put a little more on your head for that nice clean spot.

00:32:50.240 And here we go.

00:32:51.240 Apply that bad boy.

00:32:52.440 Get in the right spot.

00:32:53.280 Don't fuck it up.

00:32:53.940 If you fuck it up, it will look stupid.

00:32:55.820 Rub it in.

00:32:56.320 Oh, yeah.

00:32:57.000 Rub it all around just like that.

00:32:58.660 Yeah.

00:32:59.060 We get it.

00:32:59.840 He swore, so it's cool.

00:33:01.500 Yeah.

00:33:01.980 So, buddy.

00:33:03.180 Hair system.

00:33:04.120 Just have that crappy hairline that you have.

00:33:08.040 Or buzz your shit and keep it moving.

00:33:10.840 Buzz your shit and keep it moving is the real advice.

00:33:14.080 That's, it's like another thing of like your male birthright.

00:33:17.360 It's your male birthright to not care about your hair and just like, I ballpark my haircuts.

00:33:22.720 I know.

00:33:23.120 I haven't gone to the barber since 2019 because I don't want anyone getting me in a chair like that.

00:33:28.660 I get that.

00:33:29.500 I get that.

00:33:29.860 You don't have access to me in a chair like that with a little thing on me and you walk

00:33:33.120 around.

00:33:33.960 Prisoner, basically.

00:33:35.220 I can't do it.

00:33:37.080 Little bib keeps your arms tucked too?

00:33:38.940 Yeah.

00:33:39.260 And there was one time a barber who was like telling me about like BLM or something.

00:33:43.120 It was like, it was like some protest thing.

00:33:45.100 And then you had a barber in New Orleans who was like some twank.

00:33:48.780 Some pussy.

00:33:50.340 Some pussy.

00:33:51.260 He just talked about stuff and I'd have to go, ha ha.

00:33:53.540 Yeah.

00:33:54.100 Cause I'm not going to fight with him.

00:33:56.020 And there was one guy who did like a two hour haircut on me who just like focused on

00:34:00.120 the fade for way too long.

00:34:02.040 And I, I'll, I'll never did not do it myself now.

00:34:05.900 Smart.

00:34:06.600 So it's a male birthright.

00:34:09.120 If you have bad hairline, you buzz it or you just let it ride.

00:34:12.300 And that's what you look like.

00:34:13.260 And you know, what's actually sad come to think of a male pattern baldness, you know,

00:34:18.180 just a straight George Costanza horseshoe.

00:34:20.700 That's basically gone because people shave their whole head.

00:34:24.160 I'd like to see some people wearing that proudly.

00:34:26.400 That would be like the male pattern baldness, bring it back.

00:34:29.220 80s movie villain, you know?

00:34:31.140 Yeah.

00:34:31.900 That actually would be like a hipster thing to do.

00:34:35.000 You're stronger than anyone.

00:34:37.020 If you can have just male pattern baldness horseshoe.

00:34:40.000 So that's how it came out.

00:34:41.280 Yeah.

00:34:41.600 I'm here to do the business deal.

00:34:43.700 I have testosterone.

00:34:44.860 Sorry.

00:34:46.060 You want to buy the car or not?

00:34:47.840 So something happens when these types of people have children.

00:34:51.160 These two types.

00:34:52.380 Oh yeah.

00:34:52.840 There was a gender reveal.

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00:35:14.520 Hashtag make a play.

00:35:17.720 Jumped up on his pregnant wife's belly like that?

00:35:21.440 Like a twink.

00:35:22.600 Look at him.

00:35:24.240 That's dangerous.

00:35:25.540 I know.

00:35:26.020 He could have need the baby.

00:35:27.880 All right.

00:35:28.340 Let's get out of this section.

00:35:29.920 We're still in cringe.

00:35:30.960 Hey, guys.

00:35:31.880 They want you so bad to spend $325 a month now.

00:35:36.420 Yeah.

00:35:36.860 Don't do it.

00:35:37.680 They want you to be the girlfriend.

00:35:39.320 Yeah.

00:35:39.640 And it's not good.

00:35:40.580 And there's other things at play trying to make your kids trans, which we know.

00:35:45.360 So California has a new bill.

00:35:47.520 Let's start with that.

00:35:48.780 Yeah.

00:35:48.960 California Assembly just voted in favor of AB 957, which will require judges to take into

00:35:55.140 account whether a parent affirms a child's gender identity or gender expression in determining

00:36:01.080 custody.

00:36:01.720 So it's making it and it's headed to Gavin Newsom's desk.

00:36:05.300 Might be signed.

00:36:05.960 I don't know.

00:36:06.500 Hopefully Gavin pulls a hero move, but can't count on that.

00:36:09.120 And then Elon Musk said the bill is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

00:36:12.280 What it actually means is that if you disagree with the other parent about sterilizing your

00:36:15.600 child, you lose custody.

00:36:17.000 Of course.

00:36:17.540 They're not taking into consideration the if you affirm it and going, you can't affirm

00:36:22.240 it.

00:36:22.480 They're saying, please do, obviously, which it should be technically reversed.

00:36:26.880 Exactly.

00:36:27.500 Tie goes to the trans person.

00:36:29.200 Tie goes to the trans person when, in fact, it should be tie goes to let's let puberty sort

00:36:33.220 this out.

00:36:34.060 Exactly.

00:36:34.460 Uh, we had a person on Twitter who was a mom who had a trans kid and then got the kid

00:36:40.480 back to normal.

00:36:41.500 Yeah.

00:36:41.680 She said, I didn't affirm my daughter.

00:36:43.280 I removed her from the contagion.

00:36:44.820 Within months, she pulled what I call a seize and desist.

00:36:47.800 Uh, she saw the truth and left the cult over a year later.

00:36:50.320 She's thriving more than she ever was.

00:36:52.140 Whether, uh, when involved in gender craze.

00:36:55.280 And I think we may have covered this on the show, at least for the original mom posts an update

00:37:00.340 and the, the girl's just a regular girl still.

00:37:02.680 Oh, great.

00:37:03.800 Remove the phone, remove the bad influences, probably the Reddit access.

00:37:07.680 Yeah.

00:37:08.000 And now everything goes back to normal.

00:37:09.600 You're a normal girl.

00:37:10.720 Yeah.

00:37:10.880 You know, the devil on your shoulder, it's really just some 34 year old trans person on

00:37:15.460 Reddit.

00:37:15.960 Yeah.

00:37:16.200 It's not, there's no like devil on your shoulder and then the angel going, no, it's

00:37:19.640 just some trans person.

00:37:20.960 Trying to talk to your kid.

00:37:22.100 Yeah.

00:37:22.420 And then that type of trans person replied to that tweet and said, oh my God, this crazy

00:37:26.960 turf mom posted an update about a year and the kid looks even more miserable.

00:37:31.140 And then look at this profile picture of the person who posted that dream leaf.

00:37:35.820 I'm sure that's what dream.

00:37:37.000 I'm sure you look approximately like that, buddy.

00:37:40.920 Go dilate your shit.

00:37:42.380 Yep.

00:37:42.700 And there was a funny meme.

00:37:43.800 No, we almost had her.

00:37:45.040 And it's some disgusting cartoon trans person.

00:37:48.420 Yeah.

00:37:48.680 Mad that they didn't get the kid.

00:37:49.940 That's really what it is.

00:37:50.820 Every, it's like recruitment.

00:37:52.320 Every vote counts.

00:37:53.280 You need new soldiers.

00:37:54.240 You need new people in the ranks.

00:37:55.860 Yeah.

00:37:56.040 And then it's a pyramid scheme.

00:37:57.160 The more you get, the more you get.

00:37:59.240 Exactly.

00:37:59.800 So they keep breeding.

00:38:00.980 You can't give birth to one.

00:38:03.400 Yeah.

00:38:03.680 Breeding in a metaphorical sense.

00:38:05.140 You have to, you have to get them after they're normal.

00:38:08.320 Let's move on to the dad who's not doing the same thing.

00:38:12.220 His son is playing football with nail polish and he's encouraging it.

00:38:17.140 Cool.

00:38:17.720 Let's see him.

00:38:18.540 Let's see him.

00:38:20.200 Looking good, bud.

00:38:22.280 And what happened to football today?

00:38:25.140 Someone's mom told their kid that girls can only wear nail polish.

00:38:29.860 Yeah.

00:38:30.500 Is that, that's ridiculous, right?

00:38:32.500 Yeah.

00:38:32.780 What did you say?

00:38:33.740 That's ridiculous.

00:38:34.660 And then I said, your mom's only mad because I got more taste than you.

00:38:44.100 Nice job, buddy.

00:38:45.840 The force laughing and then let's get a look at the dad.

00:38:47.980 Even football players, even baseball players.

00:38:49.520 Based on the dad's appearance, I can tell how good the kid is at football.

00:38:53.200 Not very good.

00:38:54.180 Yeah.

00:38:55.000 The kid's response to the mom was, you're just mad because I have more taste than you.

00:38:59.340 So you're making him paint his nails and then you're giving him sassy gay clapbacks.

00:39:03.820 Something like Nathan Lane would say.

00:39:05.540 Yeah.

00:39:06.080 Like, I have more taste than you.

00:39:08.220 And then, you know, painting your nails.

00:39:10.240 Let's not go completely crazy.

00:39:11.820 You can paint your nails on the football team if you're the best person on the team and you're

00:39:16.220 some sick fuck savage that not everyone understands who just murders people.

00:39:20.060 If you're the middle linebacker with a neck roll and more testosterone than anyone on the

00:39:24.140 team, you can paint your nails.

00:39:25.560 And you can just kill people and no one's even going to say anything because they're like,

00:39:29.240 oh, I don't want to bother that.

00:39:30.540 Spike.

00:39:31.100 Spike is going to kill me if I say anything about his nails.

00:39:33.560 But yeah, but this kid looks like he just kind of gets wrecked and has nail polish.

00:39:38.820 So it's like his dad, because he's trying to be virtuous and like modern and progressive,

00:39:43.360 is sending his not that athletic son into the buzzsaw because, oh, you know, everyone's

00:39:50.500 just jealous or whatever.

00:39:51.700 This is way more about the dad than it is the kid really wanting to do it.

00:39:56.460 Yeah.

00:39:56.700 You know, and the dad, like you said, sending him into a buzzsaw of not only football, but

00:40:00.520 school, anything like, yeah, you know who's the most understanding?

00:40:03.560 Group of people, large groups of 11 year old boys.

00:40:06.680 Yeah.

00:40:07.000 Seventh grade.

00:40:07.720 Yeah.

00:40:08.240 They'll, they're tolerant.

00:40:10.040 You're not setting your kid up for any sort of bullying or long-term shit.

00:40:13.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:15.880 Um, Spike, the middle linebacker.

00:40:19.780 And he's got black nail polish.

00:40:21.460 He can do whatever he wants.

00:40:22.700 Spike collar.

00:40:23.640 He can beat up his dad.

00:40:24.820 He wears eye makeup too.

00:40:26.500 And it's like, that guy's fucking nuts.

00:40:28.300 He beats up my dad.

00:40:30.260 Um, let's go to the toxic mother who's trying to get thumbnails.

00:40:34.280 Here's another one in the.

00:40:36.600 Go like this.

00:40:37.300 No, mom, I'm actually seriously crying.

00:40:39.200 No, I know, but go like this for the video.

00:40:42.300 Go like this.

00:40:42.860 Put one hand up.

00:40:43.500 Go like this.

00:40:45.220 No, go like this.

00:40:46.680 Put your hand like this.

00:40:48.220 But let them see your mouth.

00:40:50.780 Let them see your mouth.

00:40:53.880 I don't know, mom, I'm actually crying.

00:40:57.600 Look at me.

00:40:58.200 Look at me.

00:40:58.820 Look at me.

00:41:00.340 Look at me.

00:41:00.940 Look at me.

00:41:01.540 Mask hanging off her ear.

00:41:02.660 No, look at me.

00:41:03.260 Look at me.

00:41:05.720 Look at the camera.

00:41:06.440 Look at the camera.

00:41:11.660 All right.

00:41:12.120 Well, yeah.

00:41:12.720 Mom knows how to get thumbnails for the YouTube video.

00:41:14.880 Yeah.

00:41:15.140 Mom's probably got 500K.

00:41:16.880 Mom's probably putting up numbers.

00:41:18.240 I don't know.

00:41:18.720 So that kid could be trans in a month.

00:41:20.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:20.880 He's on his way.

00:41:21.520 Well, whatever trend mommy likes.

00:41:23.620 I think it might be a trend that we haven't even seen yet.

00:41:26.300 That comes out in two years.

00:41:27.260 And she goes, ooh, I can get early on that one.

00:41:29.180 Yeah.

00:41:29.560 Trans is a little stale for mommy right now.

00:41:31.620 Yeah.

00:41:31.700 And COVID.

00:41:32.620 COVID's over, so.

00:41:33.580 A little stale, too.

00:41:34.860 Who knows what the next one is.

00:41:36.640 Yeah.

00:41:38.060 That's pretty much as brutal as it gets.

00:41:39.960 I saw another one, too, that was the mom was talking about getting, I think it was from

00:41:45.900 Bass Latin as well.

00:41:46.840 The mom was talking about, we finally got approved for hormones or puberty blockers.

00:41:51.120 It was one of the two.

00:41:51.880 But, like, there's, like, a 20-second thing in the beginning where she's setting up the

00:41:55.420 camera to make sure that mom is, like, 50% in.

00:41:58.860 So, you know, some sick fucks out there.

00:42:00.720 Social media makes you do some crazy shit.

00:42:02.760 Yeah.

00:42:03.060 You marry the wrong person and have a kid with the wrong person.

00:42:05.840 In the wrong state, California.

00:42:07.800 You fuck up your whole life.

00:42:10.220 God forbid.

00:42:11.460 You fuck up your whole life.

00:42:12.680 Yeah.

00:42:13.020 All right.

00:42:13.300 Let's go to the trans tennis coach rehired.

00:42:15.460 Gettysburg Area School Board and PA just voted 6-2 to rehire a cross-dressing tennis coach

00:42:23.060 who was accused by students of undressing with them in the girls' locker room.

00:42:27.180 And there he is.

00:42:28.200 There's Big Mike.

00:42:29.420 There's Michael.

00:42:30.140 Let's bring him back in.

00:42:31.260 He was accused of undressing with the girls in the locker room, and they voted 6-2 to

00:42:35.040 bring him back as the tennis coach.

00:42:36.740 So, I think literally anyone, if you're in that school district, should be running for

00:42:41.960 school board.

00:42:42.780 There should be six people going to jail, hopefully.

00:42:44.860 A friendly reminder to run for school board, even if nothing bad's happening right now.

00:42:49.380 Just so you have that crucial vote, right, guys?

00:42:51.580 We need the board votes.

00:42:52.920 Yeah.

00:42:53.300 Let's go to the next one, the trans bathroom.

00:42:56.440 This was an interesting video.

00:42:58.840 This is a selfie video.

00:42:59.820 I just like to show the great examples.

00:43:01.880 I call them, like, exhibits, almost.

00:43:04.160 It's like a museum-type thing.

00:43:06.180 So, I just had to email my department chair and be like, listen, I need a new advisor.

00:43:10.680 The vibes are off with mine.

00:43:12.380 I don't like her.

00:43:13.640 And if she didn't teach two, actually, potentially three required courses in my program, I would

00:43:20.660 never take a course with her.

00:43:22.400 And then over the course-

00:43:23.600 Yeah.

00:43:23.860 So, this is like a Gorlock type?

00:43:25.560 Gorlock Jr., like an underling, almost.

00:43:28.660 So, there's like a physiognomy there.

00:43:30.400 You know how you can kind of like see someone's physiognomy and almost predict their behavior?

00:43:33.580 And I call this person apple-shaped.

00:43:37.080 You know, men are apple-shaped, how they hold fat.

00:43:40.180 Women are a pair.

00:43:42.180 Mm-hmm.

00:43:42.480 Legs, but, you know, men just get a gut and go, hey, my legs are still fine.

00:43:46.880 Mm-hmm.

00:43:47.440 Just much like this guy here.

00:43:48.920 Much like this guy.

00:43:50.200 That's a Gorlock physiognomy.

00:43:51.980 And the Gorlocks, you know, Gorlock the Destroyer is the full name.

00:43:56.180 Of course.

00:43:57.180 Gorlocks want to destroy stuff.

00:43:59.580 So, it's women's sports, women's locker rooms, you know, school, the education system, whatever it is.

00:44:05.120 And this person is motivated by perverted power.

00:44:09.620 They want power.

00:44:10.800 It's a power grab.

00:44:11.880 It wasn't enough to dress like that with the midriff showing and the girl's outfit and the dress.

00:44:17.260 Did you ever see a skirt fit like that on anybody else in your life?

00:44:19.900 Nope.

00:44:20.660 Skirt over the belly button?

00:44:21.820 Skirt over the gut where it all gets narrower underneath.

00:44:25.480 Not even close.

00:44:26.440 And it's not enough to use the girl's bathroom.

00:44:28.360 Not enough to use the girl's bathroom and film in there.

00:44:31.300 Where you basically need to control how people think about you.

00:44:36.260 Yeah.

00:44:36.420 That's what this person's motivated by.

00:44:38.620 They do it all just to say, ooh, look what I'm doing.

00:44:41.740 You have to believe this.

00:44:43.100 You have to listen.

00:44:44.000 You have to let me in.

00:44:45.460 And it's not enough.

00:44:46.560 They want to control your thoughts to the point where it's, you have to think I'm a girl.

00:44:50.540 You have to think I'm hot.

00:44:51.800 You want me.

00:44:52.580 And that's what the Gorlocks want.

00:44:53.860 They want that.

00:44:54.460 Your man is in her DMs.

00:44:56.760 Her.

00:44:57.160 Yeah.

00:44:57.380 Um, and then another thing that kind of, uh, brought this onto me, you know, the trans

00:45:02.700 ideology and indoctrination center is kind of a cult.

00:45:07.300 Um, when no one said, Hey, maybe for you, I'd just dress up in private.

00:45:14.400 Hey, maybe for you, it's probably easier to go through life and better for your mental

00:45:18.060 health to like dress like a man.

00:45:19.480 Cause you'll never be even close.

00:45:22.020 You know what I mean?

00:45:22.920 So like whoever advised this one kind of led them this, we're, we're leading into the

00:45:28.200 buzzsaw theme here because this person just got led into a life of, uh, like every room

00:45:35.220 you walk into, Oh fuck.

00:45:37.200 You know, it's like a reaction.

00:45:38.960 Oh shit.

00:45:39.940 Hey, Stacy, is it?

00:45:41.720 Okay.

00:45:42.340 Should've repressed that one.

00:45:43.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:45:44.480 So, I mean, is there ever, and which brings me to my next point, is there ever a case where

00:45:48.900 the trans community at large will say, Hey, maybe not you.

00:45:52.800 There is a line.

00:45:53.900 Yeah.

00:45:54.240 And I don't think there is based on, based on this.

00:45:56.820 There can't be a line.

00:45:58.460 And like all the other gore locks, these types like to stick around where they're not wanted

00:46:03.180 and ruin a normal person's space because you have to listen.

00:46:07.820 You, Oh, the law says this.

00:46:09.240 The school said that you need to blah, blah, blah.

00:46:11.380 Sounds like a you problem.

00:46:12.400 Not me.

00:46:13.080 The man with the apple body skirt filming in the girl's bathroom.

00:46:16.620 Shorty had that apple body skirt.

00:46:19.380 Yep.

00:46:20.080 I don't know.

00:46:20.840 Maybe there's something there.

00:46:21.740 There could be.

00:46:22.320 Couldn't get there quick enough.

00:46:23.380 Last clip of cringe.

00:46:25.020 The trans woman shits on the girl's car or in the girl's car.

00:46:28.880 I'll tell you.

00:46:30.020 I'll get to it all.

00:46:31.480 So, um, basically the headline was Portland trans activist quote destroyed and defecated

00:46:37.440 inside teen girl's car over transphobia claims car towed away because it was considered

00:46:43.060 a biohazard.

00:46:45.180 So that's a lot of words for grownup man shits in teenage girl's car.

00:46:50.580 That's a pretty fluffy headline.

00:46:52.380 But I digress, right?

00:46:53.580 For what really happened here.

00:46:54.920 Yeah.

00:46:55.580 It's kind of a fluffy headline.

00:46:57.020 Um, and so basically we like the headline, you see the headline, you go to garbage humans

00:47:02.200 post, you see the headline.

00:47:03.300 It's funny.

00:47:03.740 We laugh.

00:47:04.180 We move on.

00:47:04.800 But sometimes the deal, the details are what's important.

00:47:08.100 This is where the simulation winks back.

00:47:09.660 The incident, which occurred on August 27th, began after the 17 year old victim parked

00:47:15.160 near Shemansky's tent while on a shopping trip.

00:47:20.260 How do you spell Shemansky?

00:47:22.500 S-H-E-M-A-N-S-K-Y.

00:47:27.860 So, Sheman.

00:47:29.120 Shemansky.

00:47:31.600 The simulation likes to, it makes it, if you look, if you know how to look.

00:47:35.020 If you know how to read the leaves, it's everywhere.

00:47:37.140 They're, they're laughing.

00:47:38.280 We're laughing with them.

00:47:39.220 It's like the matrix where Neil finally starts to see and he goes, that's a joke.

00:47:42.740 Okay.

00:47:43.040 And he's fighting Agent Smith.

00:47:44.460 He's going like this.

00:47:45.420 That's us.

00:47:46.960 And so, hold on.

00:47:47.940 I want to, because this, this story has kind of like everything.

00:47:51.000 It's like a modern day, like, I don't even know what to call it.

00:47:54.060 It has everything.

00:47:54.900 So, the incident began after the 17 year old victim parked near Shemansky's tent.

00:48:00.560 So, it was a tent person.

00:48:01.820 While on a shopping trip.

00:48:03.060 From his tent, Shemansky threw a stick at the girl and called her transphobic.

00:48:08.740 Now, if you were to guess, would you say this 17 year old girl instigated anything with

00:48:12.680 a tent man?

00:48:13.920 Doubt it.

00:48:14.380 I don't think she said anything.

00:48:16.300 So, transphobic is like, Shemansky was jealous and projecting.

00:48:20.760 Yeah.

00:48:20.940 And so, threw a stick is my guess.

00:48:22.360 17 year old girl was like, that's me.

00:48:24.760 Yeah.

00:48:25.140 According to a now deleted GoFundMe campaign for the victim set up by her mother, the teen

00:48:29.360 was a little confused on what just happened.

00:48:31.600 So, she picked up her pace and continued walking to her destination, a pizza shop.

00:48:36.880 Upon leaving the restaurant 10 to 15 minutes later, the girl could see from a distance that

00:48:41.340 her front windshield had been shattered.

00:48:43.020 She didn't approach her car at first, immediately called 911 from the top of the street before

00:48:48.240 ringing her mother.

00:48:48.980 By the time I got there, the full picture of the incident had been exposed, the girl's

00:48:53.360 mother wrote.

00:48:54.400 Her car was smashed at all four sides.

00:48:57.300 Every piece of glass was shattered.

00:48:59.440 There was human waste throughout the entire car.

00:49:01.960 The police were there and the suspect was cuffed and being arrested.

00:49:05.740 Here's where it gets good.

00:49:07.360 Every single piece of glass.

00:49:09.000 Every single, yeah.

00:49:09.620 Human shit.

00:49:10.420 Human shit in the car.

00:49:11.460 This speaks to how rational trans people are.

00:49:13.760 Every piece of glass smashed.

00:49:15.680 The girl's 17.

00:49:16.760 This is some street rat trans person.

00:49:18.980 Here's the cherry on top.

00:49:20.060 Here's where it gets, you know, modern day.

00:49:23.260 Exactly.

00:49:24.200 Shemansky was released the same day he was booked.

00:49:27.760 A hearing scheduled for the next day resulted in a failure to appear and the case is still

00:49:33.080 logged as open in the Oregon Judicial Department system.

00:49:35.720 So it was a 10 trans person who attacked a 17-year-old girl's car, shit in the car, broke

00:49:41.700 every window of the car, was arrested, released the same day, and I'm assuming no bail, was

00:49:47.000 asked to appear in court for a hearing the next day and didn't show.

00:49:50.560 So that person's still out there doing at least, you know, we have the line of how far

00:49:55.920 they'll go.

00:49:56.600 Yeah.

00:49:56.820 We'll see.

00:49:57.420 We'll see them on their next arrest, right?

00:49:59.400 Yeah.

00:49:59.680 Maybe.

00:50:00.260 And then despite also having existing outstanding warrants.

00:50:03.500 So this person had warrants.

00:50:05.880 Had warrants and got released in the same day.

00:50:07.920 And then immediately fails to appear.

00:50:09.700 So hey.

00:50:10.260 And it's a Gorlock type too.

00:50:11.760 Lovely system.

00:50:12.380 Yeah.

00:50:12.520 Here's another picture.

00:50:13.520 That's a Gorlock type.

00:50:14.680 Yeah.

00:50:14.880 Nice tits, bro.

00:50:15.900 Yeah.

00:50:16.420 You're on it.

00:50:17.480 Oh man.

00:50:18.280 All right.

00:50:18.500 Well, that's the end of cringe of the week.

00:50:20.040 Don't get too down.

00:50:20.800 Don't get too depressed.

00:50:21.840 Very rarely do you get a story that hits every single topic of modern day.

00:50:26.120 Bail, tent, miscreants, trans, vandalism.

00:50:31.060 Biohazard shit.

00:50:32.040 Biohazard human shit.

00:50:33.380 Crazy.

00:50:33.820 That's been happening a lot.

00:50:34.980 Happened on the plane last week.

00:50:36.500 All right.

00:50:36.960 Let's not get too down.

00:50:38.400 Let's get more depressed and move on to Urban Decay.

00:50:41.420 Nice twist.

00:50:42.020 We have two pages of Urban Decay and it's interesting stuff.

00:50:46.120 Okay.

00:50:46.520 First, we have the TV writer who thinks rapists should be set free.

00:50:50.640 Yeah.

00:50:51.220 This was brought to our attention by our friend, Vimetic Sisyphus, who was chirping this person

00:50:56.240 because of the insane stuff.

00:50:59.540 Let's start from all the way.

00:51:01.120 Yeah.

00:51:01.900 Yeah.

00:51:02.060 So somebody goes, something that, and the topic is like prison abolition or like social

00:51:08.780 justice way of dealing with crime, basically.

00:51:12.380 So someone says, something that confuses me about prison abolitionists is how most tend

00:51:18.260 to huff and puff when people bringing up rapists like it's some extreme rare edge case.

00:51:24.480 Rape happens routinely in every country, everywhere.

00:51:27.080 And then, so this is where our, uh, our subject of this whole thing comes in.

00:51:32.820 Kate Willett.

00:51:33.480 She says, sexual assault victim here.

00:51:35.920 I really wish people would stop using a terrible thing that happened to me to put a million people

00:51:40.280 in a cage.

00:51:42.200 All right.

00:51:42.800 So, you know, you know where she's at.

00:51:44.480 Somebody replies and says, what is the appropriate consequence for your perpetrator?

00:51:48.400 And Kate Willett says, probably his friends and family knowing what he did and being involved

00:51:55.060 in his process of being a better person.

00:51:57.900 Ah, local community policing.

00:52:01.380 Not even.

00:52:02.300 That doesn't even count.

00:52:03.540 That's just like telling your dad and like your brother and then your three best friends,

00:52:07.360 hey, this guy raped me.

00:52:08.780 Take care of him.

00:52:09.440 All right.

00:52:10.580 Um, and then, so somebody else said, these people are insane psychopaths.

00:52:15.880 Um, and then she says, this is the Yimby.

00:52:18.360 Yes.

00:52:18.740 In my backyard who really kicked off the sexual assault gamer gating.

00:52:21.920 And yes, he's defa Yimby bio says Yimby his followers going after a sexual assault victim

00:52:27.100 who is not even me are Yimby's.

00:52:29.660 I really want people to understand how radicalized a lot of these people are.

00:52:33.660 Yeah.

00:52:34.200 So she doesn't, she wants you to just tell your friends after the rape.

00:52:37.920 She wants your, your friends to know, but he's radicalized.

00:52:42.620 This guy's radicalized.

00:52:43.820 This person wants no jail for rapists.

00:52:46.220 The medic says, first replied, ma'am, you're saying rapists don't belong in prison.

00:52:49.380 We're not the ones radicalized.

00:52:51.060 It's not that hard, which is exactly true.

00:52:54.140 And so this kind of goes back to the, uh, New Mexico gun grab woman just trying to say,

00:52:59.420 no, guns, constitutional gun rights are off.

00:53:02.900 Is that the same type of lady?

00:53:04.460 This is a little more extreme, but I think they're the cut from the same cloth back in

00:53:08.660 the day or something.

00:53:09.420 Yeah.

00:53:09.840 And it's people who don't see the violence and stuff firsthand, like before it happens

00:53:15.460 to them, especially for the New Mexico lady.

00:53:18.420 And then this next lady we're going to talk about, but not to move on too quickly, but

00:53:22.400 it's like, they talk about this guy becoming a better person or something.

00:53:27.040 And you're just setting up another woman to get raped.

00:53:30.000 Yeah.

00:53:30.360 You know?

00:53:30.740 So like you're thinking about you and all my stuff and I was raped and I was able to

00:53:35.020 handle it, but you're setting up some innocent girl to just get absolutely raped again by

00:53:39.180 someone who's proven to do it and now knows there's no consequences.

00:53:42.960 You know, I think humans ultimately only respond to incentives.

00:53:47.160 There's a lot of incentives for us not to do crime.

00:53:49.860 There's a lot of incentives for people not to take a leap and do antisocial behavior.

00:53:54.860 But once the rapist just gets a talking to from his buddies, he's going to rape someone

00:54:00.960 who's never been raped before.

00:54:02.280 And then that chain kind of like keeps going.

00:54:04.440 So, yeah.

00:54:05.020 So let's go to our next clip, which is a video of a black guy attacking two white women.

00:54:11.020 And let's see, maybe he can get some community policing or something.

00:54:14.340 Let's see if his boys will intervene.

00:54:16.180 Yeah.

00:54:20.840 And the white girl's, I guess, a little bit instigating.

00:54:23.500 Oh, yeah.

00:54:24.260 She's slapping and whatever, but she's like got no shoes on.

00:54:28.780 So the girl's not doing anything.

00:54:31.360 Absolute sucker punch, choked.

00:54:33.880 Sucker punch from behind on the white woman you could easily run away from.

00:54:37.260 This other black guy tries to fight this other white guy.

00:54:40.540 This guy's punching the girl on the ground.

00:54:43.680 And this guy's trying to do an undertaker move where it breaks her head on the concrete.

00:54:47.740 And look at, here's his buddy coming over laughing with the guy in the hoodie.

00:54:50.820 This guy's slapping the girl.

00:54:53.240 This other guy's laughing.

00:54:55.860 And it's not over yet.

00:55:03.880 And just absolutely KOs her.

00:55:06.500 How about the guy in the hoodie coming over laughing?

00:55:08.460 I guess that's the person who, you know, needs to help correct their friend to get him on a better track.

00:55:13.800 Yeah.

00:55:13.960 After somebody rapes someone, that's the guy who's supposed to come in and, I don't know, shame him so it never happens again.

00:55:19.140 Yeah, he's going to correct the behavior, I guess.

00:55:20.980 But, yeah, you know, this is just a standard thing is full-on crow hop swinging into white women, you know?

00:55:27.140 So, I mean, ladies, I don't know.

00:55:30.920 You going to hang out with those types of guys ever again or are you going to learn a lesson or what?

00:55:35.460 Yeah.

00:55:36.060 Cernovich had some great tweets about this type of thing.

00:55:39.060 It was about a girl, this girl, Normal Audrey Horn.

00:55:42.180 She tweeted, I feel a visceral disgust towards men who deny any instinct to defend women.

00:55:47.780 That's what she says.

00:55:48.540 And then later, after the Daniel Penny incident, she said, you can defend yourself and others if necessary without literally murdering another person in the process.

00:55:56.580 What the fuck is wrong with people on here?

00:55:58.340 And Cernovich had a great tweet about it where he said, these are the kind of jurors Subway hero Danny Penny will have.

00:56:04.200 Whatever white knight impulse you have, save it for your family.

00:56:07.220 Same woman yelling, real men do something will convict your ass.

00:56:10.900 A hundred percent.

00:56:11.860 I couldn't agree more.

00:56:13.460 And, you know, and you have to be the one who rises up above it and knows that.

00:56:18.820 Obviously, there's gray area in this, you know, case by case thing.

00:56:22.980 But you have to be making an assessment on the fly on that.

00:56:25.660 And a lot of times it's not worth it anymore.

00:56:28.340 Especially like those two white women who got absolutely brutalized by those, that group of laughing black men.

00:56:36.560 You know, is that the bed you made?

00:56:41.000 When you hang out with those people.

00:56:42.960 Is that the bed you made?

00:56:44.100 I don't know.

00:56:44.800 I'm not, I'm certainly not getting involved in that.

00:56:47.100 I'll look at it and say it's disgusting afterwards and use it maybe as a teaching tool for my own daughters.

00:56:52.560 See what can happen.

00:56:53.780 I don't know.

00:56:54.800 But, you know, that might be a bed you made.

00:56:56.900 So, I wouldn't risk myself getting involved in that.

00:56:59.840 Speaking of beds being made, there was a Minnesota Democrat from end of last week who was a huge anti-police person.

00:57:09.180 We need to dismantle the Minneapolis Police Department as allies.

00:57:13.000 Say it with me.

00:57:14.000 Dismantle the Minneapolis.

00:57:16.280 You know, it's that energy, that sort of like Twitter tough talk energy, clapping hands.

00:57:21.340 As allies, what can we do right now?

00:57:23.140 Listen and learn from our black siblings.

00:57:25.460 MPD has systematically failed black community.

00:57:27.920 All of us.

00:57:28.440 It's time to build new infrastructure that works for all communities.

00:57:30.880 But, same old song and dance.

00:57:32.260 And that was 2020, right after George Floyd.

00:57:34.800 This person's in Minnesota.

00:57:36.780 And then, recently, this same person posted, look at my face.

00:57:40.680 Remember me when you're thinking about supporting.

00:57:44.480 I'll read it.

00:57:45.120 Oh, yeah.

00:57:45.460 When you're thinking about supporting letting juveniles and young people out of custody to roam our streets instead of holding them accountable for their actions.

00:57:52.520 This could have been.

00:57:54.300 You could have been reading the obituary for me and my children today.

00:57:57.760 But, instead, I'm here to write this.

00:57:59.480 Look at my face.

00:58:00.280 These criminals will not win.

00:58:01.540 We need to take back our city and this will not last.

00:58:04.080 Who's we, bitch?

00:58:05.340 Yeah.

00:58:05.740 We need to take back our city?

00:58:07.340 You flip-flopped twice.

00:58:08.800 You told the police to go home and then he got attacked.

00:58:11.260 Now you're like, where are the cops?

00:58:12.560 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:58:13.800 So, I mean, tuck yourself in.

00:58:16.680 That's the bed you made, right?

00:58:18.760 If you really feel this way and are going to change, then, like, you need to be an activist on our side.

00:58:25.240 You need to be going to bail hearings and yelling from the rooftop who got let out, what violent criminal got let out on no bail, and stuff like that.

00:58:32.560 Because, you know, I don't believe you, frankly.

00:58:34.900 You seem to float with the wind.

00:58:36.680 And you're like a girl, and that's what girls do.

00:58:38.360 They kind of just go with whatever the group is doing or whatever, like, the safe group is doing.

00:58:43.800 And this person, like, you know, these types think that, like, poverty is what causes the violence.

00:58:49.640 And they don't really, like, come into contact with, like, violent criminals.

00:58:52.920 And they just think, oh, people do crimes because they're destitute and they don't have enough money and opportunities.

00:58:57.640 And we need to vote Democrat to, you know, for equity so these people can have a seat at the table in society.

00:59:03.900 And it's like, nah, buddy, you're talking about low-IQ criminals who literally will shoot you for whatever you have in your pockets.

00:59:10.980 They don't even know.

00:59:11.680 A phone, a wallet, cash, no cash.

00:59:14.140 They'll just shoot you.

00:59:15.120 80 bucks.

00:59:16.320 They don't care.

00:59:17.340 So it's like until that person meets a person like this in an unfortunate situation, I guess it can change her mind, she'll probably still vote Democrat.

00:59:24.960 Of course.

00:59:25.680 Yeah.

00:59:25.860 Of course.

00:59:26.180 I don't think there's anything.

00:59:27.420 So that's what's going to happen.

00:59:29.960 It's like, you know, George Floyd was just misunderstood and then the police murdered him.

00:59:34.040 It's like George Floyd was a street rat.

00:59:35.520 He was doing drugs and robbing people.

00:59:38.480 But, you know, that's what happens.

00:59:39.920 They just have – they're so removed from the violence that they don't know who they're actually dealing with.

00:59:44.280 And then if violence gets so out of control over years and years now that the violence is heading into the suburbs in their neighborhoods and they're going to kind of unfortunately have to go in the bed they made.

00:59:54.680 Yeah.

00:59:55.260 Which is the theme of a lot of people on our show.

00:59:57.060 And there's a new thing where it's, you know, good men create – strong men create good times, blah, blah, blah, that whole meme.

01:00:03.560 And it's like we haven't made one for what women create yet.

01:00:06.940 They've only been kind of really voting in the last 50, 60, 70 years.

01:00:10.900 So I guess we're seeing what they make.

01:00:13.300 Yeah.

01:00:13.940 Right now.

01:00:14.720 Exactly.

01:00:15.480 All right.

01:00:16.300 Let's move on to Uplifting Gold.

01:00:20.500 All right.

01:00:21.300 We can't get too down and too depressed.

01:00:23.480 I'm feeling down.

01:00:24.480 I'm feeling depressed.

01:00:25.640 Oh, actually, we have one more page of Urban Decay.

01:00:28.820 The delivery robot, the syringes in the toilet paper.

01:00:31.660 Oh, yeah.

01:00:32.320 We have so much more.

01:00:33.960 So a little more depression.

01:00:35.480 Let's get down.

01:00:36.380 Let's get depressed.

01:00:37.340 Let's get down.

01:00:37.960 Let's get depressed.

01:00:39.560 Also, this section is kind of called dystopia.

01:00:42.440 You know, 50 years ago, everyone was, oh, flying planes.

01:00:46.180 And what will we have?

01:00:47.320 A rail system that gets you from LA to New York in 28 minutes.

01:00:50.640 You know, obviously, that's a little stretch.

01:00:53.340 But, you know, what do we have now?

01:00:55.340 Which one do you want to start with?

01:00:56.480 Let's start with the delivery robot.

01:00:57.840 Like you said, these are all things of like society trying to have nice things.

01:01:02.180 But when you have people in society that aren't put in jail for crimes they do or, you know, put in jail for antisocial behavior, you can't have both nice things and antisocial people.

01:01:14.140 This person in California just robbed and vandalized the food delivery robot.

01:01:20.020 Smart.

01:01:20.820 There's food in there.

01:01:21.980 Easy pickings.

01:01:22.680 He's not even a guy.

01:01:23.620 Yeah.

01:01:27.500 This is why we can't have nice things.

01:01:30.260 More incidents like this are increasing now.

01:01:32.820 This has affected local businesses as they lost money and potential customers as well.

01:01:37.380 Lost these.

01:01:37.820 The startup company for repairs and the food delivery service.

01:01:45.100 Food delivery robots have been a common sight in parts of Los Angeles.

01:01:48.920 But now they are facing danger from individuals targeting them to kick them, vandalize them, knock them over, and steal the food.

01:01:56.780 Yeah, you know, at the same time, I don't fucking care.

01:01:58.860 They probably clog up the streets and, you know.

01:02:00.900 Maybe it's just the music.

01:02:01.760 But you can't even come close to having it.

01:02:04.040 You're going to have street rats getting involved.

01:02:05.900 And, oh, the whew, whew, whew, the alarm.

01:02:08.680 You think a street rat feels shame?

01:02:10.900 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:11.900 Can't have nice things.

01:02:12.800 And, in fact, you can't even have normal things.

01:02:16.280 This next thing, people try to use the bathroom in public.

01:02:20.000 Sorry, street rats are cleaning their needles in the toilet paper.

01:02:22.860 This says, found a public bathroom near you.

01:02:26.620 These are from junkies cleaning off their needles.

01:02:29.080 Heads up, bring your own toilet paper, ladies and gents.

01:02:31.620 I've been bringing my own for years, and my family thought I was weird.

01:02:34.460 This is why.

01:02:35.120 And you can see where they just kind of pick a piece, and then they clean off their needle

01:02:39.560 by shoving it into the, like, compressed toilet paper roll.

01:02:42.600 So there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight little heroin things.

01:02:45.940 Blood spots.

01:02:47.020 Yeah.

01:02:47.580 Disgusting, dirty needle blood spots.

01:02:49.540 Can't even go to the bathroom.

01:02:50.880 Yep.

01:02:51.460 Can't have that in society because they're street rats.

01:02:54.160 But everyone's got to keep voting Democrat because violence and crime only happens because

01:02:58.020 people are poor.

01:02:59.360 Yeah, it's just a poverty thing.

01:03:00.580 So let, you know, wipe your ass with the bloody heroin, hepatitis C toilet paper.

01:03:05.880 Good luck.

01:03:06.360 That's life in the big city.

01:03:07.360 Hope you don't get caught outside the public having to take a dump anywhere because it's

01:03:11.580 disgusting.

01:03:12.540 All right.

01:03:12.980 Next.

01:03:13.440 Last thing, our rail system.

01:03:15.140 Yeah.

01:03:15.280 CW study shows fentanyl fumes and residue was found on a lot of Metro and Sound Transit

01:03:20.200 buses and trains, and their tests found meth in 100% of samples on trains.

01:03:25.520 Two years ago, Metro bus drivers told me they were being overcome by drug fumes and no one

01:03:30.140 was listening to them.

01:03:31.200 So this is all a test from University of Washington, I think, in the Seattle area.

01:03:36.220 So buses, 63 samples analyzed, 48% had quantifiable fentanyl, 100% had quantifiable methamphetamine.

01:03:46.820 Trains, 27% had fentanyl, 92% had methamphetamine.

01:03:52.500 Nice.

01:03:53.100 And it only takes a little bit of fentanyl to kill you.

01:03:57.160 Yeah.

01:03:57.520 The smallest amount.

01:03:58.400 So it's like if there's quantifiable fentanyl, there's fentanyl in the air, on the whatever.

01:04:03.840 Hope your baby doesn't grab the arm pole and, you know, then touch its mouth.

01:04:09.060 Get fentanyl street rat shit.

01:04:10.960 So you can't have nice things because all the street rats keep getting let out.

01:04:14.780 So it's not even just disappointing that we don't have utopia, but it's actually we're

01:04:19.380 going backwards by quite a bit.

01:04:21.940 Fast.

01:04:22.720 We're free-falling.

01:04:23.540 Just because dealing with America's criminals, like, might be racist or something?

01:04:27.440 I don't know, but don't shit out in public and don't touch the buses.

01:04:33.060 All right.

01:04:34.940 That's the end of Urban Decay.

01:04:36.620 Don't get too down.

01:04:37.480 Don't get too depressed.

01:04:38.280 Let's move on to Uplifting Gold.

01:04:40.360 Our Uplifting Gold's not even that uplifting today.

01:04:43.140 That's a shame.

01:04:44.000 I'm going to be honest.

01:04:45.220 Tough break for you guys who waited.

01:04:47.560 Weren't that many good clips.

01:04:48.820 Yeah.

01:04:49.320 But we have funny stuff.

01:04:50.840 AirPods guy.

01:04:51.920 AirPods falls out.

01:04:52.940 This is funny.

01:04:54.480 Touchdowns in the game, but he was without his best wide receiver and tight end in Travis

01:04:59.420 Kelsey.

01:04:59.760 He didn't utilize the other 12 guys on his roster.

01:05:03.500 He just lost them.

01:05:05.380 He lost them both.

01:05:06.480 Same time.

01:05:07.280 Get off the field.

01:05:08.320 And he was just, like, going and just pretending it didn't happen.

01:05:11.160 I respect it.

01:05:11.860 Show must go on type shit.

01:05:13.060 I think they were in the wrong ear, and that's why they were so stupid.

01:05:16.000 Yeah.

01:05:16.360 But who knows?

01:05:17.320 He can work on that.

01:05:18.100 It's week one.

01:05:18.960 Week one of the NFL season, so he'll come back stronger.

01:05:21.580 And with week one of the NFL season comes fights in preseason camp.

01:05:26.500 We have a little bit of a Cowboys preseason camp fight.

01:05:29.100 O-line versus D-line.

01:05:30.480 Rappaway and I were O-linemen back in the day.

01:05:35.180 A little slap.

01:05:36.580 Oh, attacks him.

01:05:38.020 Oh, and his boy comes and cleans it up.

01:05:40.060 So run that back one more time.

01:05:42.020 We can kind of explain what happened here.

01:05:44.060 So he's doing a thing.

01:05:45.440 He plays to the whistle.

01:05:46.240 Gives him a little shove.

01:05:47.160 No big deal.

01:05:47.960 D-lineman gets a little extra hand slap.

01:05:49.720 And then 67 walks away, turns his back to him,

01:05:54.380 and then the guy tries to come hit him in his back,

01:05:56.500 and then another O-lineman protects the guy whose back is turned,

01:06:00.560 lays the guy out, and then it's a huge fight.

01:06:02.840 Yep.

01:06:03.360 Which I like to see.

01:06:04.660 Absolutely.

01:06:05.240 It's good when the boys are fighting it out.

01:06:06.780 Boys are buzzing.

01:06:07.800 Yeah.

01:06:09.300 Freshman year of football, we got into a huge fight, O-line versus D-line,

01:06:12.840 and it was a good sign.

01:06:14.060 Yeah.

01:06:14.240 But then we lost every game.

01:06:16.140 We went 0-10 that year.

01:06:18.540 First time in history since, like, 1898 or something.

01:06:22.080 It was so tough.

01:06:23.120 Yeah.

01:06:23.420 And we lost the first game.

01:06:24.460 I remember thinking, like, all right, well,

01:06:26.120 we can still win the whole championship if we just win out the rest of the games.

01:06:29.580 And then every week we kind of kept thinking that.

01:06:31.380 And then it was like, wait a sec.

01:06:33.180 We might not win any games.

01:06:34.180 No one's coming to save us.

01:06:35.680 Wait a sec.

01:06:36.820 We're playing UNH, and we've lost six games already.

01:06:39.900 Yep.

01:06:40.340 Uh-oh.

01:06:42.180 Let's go to the Black Lotion drive-thru bit.

01:06:46.120 Yeah, this is good.

01:06:48.840 Will you let them know, the person I paid for,

01:06:51.280 will you let them know that I'm a black person that doesn't believe in lotion or chapstick?

01:06:56.940 Paid for their order?

01:06:58.060 Will you let them know that?

01:06:59.200 Yeah.

01:06:59.980 Okay.

01:07:00.640 Is that okay?

01:07:01.340 Yep.

01:07:01.520 Thank you.

01:07:02.200 No problem.

01:07:02.880 The person in front of you paid for your coffee.

01:07:06.680 So we'll have it at you shortly.

01:07:09.560 You know why?

01:07:10.820 Huh?

01:07:11.480 You know why?

01:07:12.960 No.

01:07:13.480 No?

01:07:13.920 I don't.

01:07:14.340 They just paid for it.

01:07:15.700 Well, there are nice people in the world, I guess.

01:07:17.880 Yeah.

01:07:18.240 Right?

01:07:18.740 Yeah.

01:07:18.960 We'll have it.

01:07:19.580 It's brewing right now, so we'll have it at you shortly.

01:07:21.280 All right.

01:07:21.460 Do you have any sugars or creamer?

01:07:24.280 No, I'm good.

01:07:25.480 So he couldn't follow through with it.

01:07:27.980 She just was like, you know, I'm not going to, I can't say that.

01:07:32.900 That's a good bit though.

01:07:34.000 I like when people discover new bits that you can film both and make it, you know, the drive-thru worker.

01:07:39.300 And there is like a racial aspect to that where it's like the white teenage girl who's like, oh, the black person said this.

01:07:47.140 And there's kind of like this, like, I have to do whatever they say.

01:07:50.000 I have to repeat it exactly how it was.

01:07:52.000 And then she just kind of didn't.

01:07:53.820 Yeah.

01:07:53.940 You know, because if it was a white guy, they'd be like, what are you talking about?

01:07:57.500 I'm not saying that.

01:07:58.560 But because it's a black person, it's like, oh, yeah, I'll tell them that.

01:08:02.380 And then the moment comes around and she got scared.

01:08:05.480 I like it.

01:08:06.360 Me too.

01:08:08.000 The guy ran off a bear in Pennsylvania.

01:08:10.800 Yeah, this guy, this might be uplifting, got lucky.

01:08:14.160 Yeah.

01:08:14.680 Might not be the best move.

01:08:17.460 Come on, Mike.

01:08:18.420 Come on.

01:08:19.580 I got it.

01:08:20.600 This is what you do.

01:08:21.500 A bear comes.

01:08:23.360 Just get in his face and run him off.

01:08:25.460 A little bit.

01:08:26.640 Maybe you don't hover around him that much.

01:08:29.420 But watch this.

01:08:30.180 It gets tense.

01:08:31.060 Can I get in?

01:08:31.640 Mike!

01:08:31.960 Mike, you're out of there.

01:08:34.380 I got a video done.

01:08:35.840 Thank you.

01:08:37.960 Come on.

01:08:38.960 Here's where I...

01:08:40.400 Hey, hey, hey.

01:08:44.380 No, Mike.

01:08:46.140 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:47.640 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:49.060 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:49.120 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:49.140 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:49.180 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:49.280 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:51.060 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:51.560 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:52.060 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:53.060 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:54.060 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:55.060 Mike, get out of here.

01:08:56.060 Mike, go on that way.

01:08:57.620 Holy shit.

01:08:58.480 That son of a bitch.

01:09:00.020 Did he die?

01:09:01.300 Holy shit.

01:09:02.760 Oh my god.

01:09:05.660 You are lame.

01:09:07.840 Holy shit.

01:09:09.480 Swiped him.

01:09:10.320 I like that.

01:09:11.240 But you're doing it for the bit.

01:09:12.740 I know.

01:09:13.440 He was doing it for the video.

01:09:14.580 He sees, oh, someone's filming?

01:09:16.080 All right.

01:09:16.380 I had a bit idea like that.

01:09:18.560 We actually said on the show a long time ago, if you ever see a great white in the water,

01:09:22.940 you can kind of just jump on it.

01:09:24.540 And you startle it.

01:09:25.420 Yeah.

01:09:25.720 And then it just swims off for a second before it comes back.

01:09:29.020 And then you get out of the water and you're all good.

01:09:31.240 And you look like a psycho.

01:09:32.320 It's like a party trick.

01:09:34.200 Where you just jump in, the shark goes away.

01:09:35.880 And you're like, oh, this guy's so crazy.

01:09:37.220 He jumped on a great white.

01:09:38.680 Yeah.

01:09:39.080 That's what that guy was doing.

01:09:40.300 But he got swiped.

01:09:41.840 Yeah.

01:09:42.000 A lot of black bears, especially in PA around people, they're just like trash monsters.

01:09:47.220 It's kind of a sad thing.

01:09:48.640 Sad existence.

01:09:49.480 Big raccoons.

01:09:50.440 Exactly.

01:09:51.480 All right.

01:09:51.860 Want to go to the fattest?

01:09:52.880 It says fattest bitch ever.

01:09:54.120 I'm not sure what this clip means.

01:09:55.720 Probably something Elijah posted.

01:09:57.900 I know people got to be upset.

01:10:00.200 You spend your whole life trying not to be a fat bitch because you think it's like the

01:10:04.160 worst thing in the world.

01:10:05.180 And then you see a broad like me, just a big fucking behemoth living my best life.

01:10:11.560 That shit's got to hurt.

01:10:13.380 Well, I don't see you long.

01:10:16.640 I'm ahead of you after three minutes.

01:10:19.620 Yeah.

01:10:20.220 And then the boyfriend kind of looked like you.

01:10:22.200 Oh, yeah.

01:10:22.580 I'm sure he looks like me.

01:10:23.880 Let's go back.

01:10:25.300 Yeah.

01:10:25.760 Okay.

01:10:26.340 He looks exactly like me.

01:10:27.860 Will you turn your head to the side for the camera?

01:10:29.820 Yeah.

01:10:30.620 Kiss?

01:10:31.260 Do a kiss?

01:10:32.340 Not towards me.

01:10:34.160 Yeah.

01:10:34.460 He looks like me, though.

01:10:35.440 So, guys, it's time to be more confident.

01:10:38.320 Yeah.

01:10:38.760 If you're less fat than this person, which I think everyone pretty much is.

01:10:42.360 If you're more fat than this person, please, you better be working out listening to this

01:10:47.000 podcast.

01:10:47.540 That's a good point, too.

01:10:48.920 But, guys, it's time to up our confidence.

01:10:51.860 We need to be at least this confident if you're less fat than this person.

01:10:54.920 You need to be delusional.

01:10:56.780 Yeah.

01:10:57.220 Well, that's the end of the episode.

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