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00:00:50.960 Today on the show, Joe Biden's henchmen are out in full force

00:00:54.320 pretending he doesn't have anything wrong with him again.

00:00:56.440 Then, in Cringe of the Week, this guy got rejected after approaching a girl at Starbucks.

00:01:02.080 We'll give you the full breakdown there.

00:01:03.960 Then, in Cringe of the Week as well, Logic is acting like a total pussy.

00:01:08.960 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have a public transportation enrichment section

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00:04:09.420 We have a very important show, a very important housekeeping, as I'm sure you guys could have

00:04:14.480 guessed.

00:04:14.940 Yeah.

00:04:15.480 Super Bowl happened.

00:04:16.900 Nothing exciting.

00:04:18.140 Yeah.

00:04:18.480 Boring game.

00:04:19.180 No one scored touchdowns.

00:04:21.100 Threw like half of it, and then it kind of got crazy, right?

00:04:23.520 Then it kind of got.

00:04:24.300 Oh, yeah.

00:04:24.600 Overtime.

00:04:25.080 That was fun.

00:04:25.980 Yeah.

00:04:26.240 Travis Kelsey punched that guy.

00:04:27.960 Travis Kelsey tried to kill Andy Reid.

00:04:29.920 Yeah.

00:04:31.060 He's on the run still.

00:04:32.400 Taylor Swift's harboring him.

00:04:34.080 Yeah.

00:04:34.440 Feds are trying to bust down her door to get Travis Kelsey out.

00:04:37.020 White Bronco.

00:04:37.940 It's going crazy.

00:04:38.600 Yeah.

00:04:38.820 It's going crazy.

00:04:39.640 We'll keep you guys updated on that.

00:04:41.540 Travis Kelsey, I will say this.

00:04:43.560 He's obviously in the spotlight a lot.

00:04:45.540 He's looking like he's trying too hard to be cool.

00:04:49.000 Yeah.

00:04:49.080 He's looking like, go ahead.

00:04:50.560 WWE wigger shit is what first comes to mind.

00:04:53.600 Viva Las Vegas.

00:04:55.100 You don't talk like that.

00:04:56.280 You have a podcast.

00:04:57.340 That was so stupid.

00:04:58.780 And you don't talk like that.

00:04:59.920 So now you talk like that?

00:05:01.540 Yeah.

00:05:02.020 He knows everyone's watching, and he's acting like someone who knows everyone's watching

00:05:06.600 him.

00:05:06.920 So he's not being natural.

00:05:08.220 He's acting like someone who's highly watched.

00:05:10.820 Exactly.

00:05:11.360 So it's not fun.

00:05:12.320 And we've seen how that worked out with Ron DeSantis.

00:05:15.220 Yeah.

00:05:15.600 You know, there's two ways.

00:05:16.500 You either go Ron DeSantis, freeze up, or Travis Kelsey, kind of act hard.

00:05:20.260 Everything's like a movie.

00:05:21.380 My life's like a movie.

00:05:22.520 Yeah.

00:05:22.820 You know, Kamala Harris does the latter.

00:05:25.180 She does the, I'm going to start doing voices.

00:05:27.060 Yeah.

00:05:27.260 Oh, everyone's got the camera on.

00:05:29.680 I got a little story for you.

00:05:30.860 Yeah.

00:05:31.560 There's an accent you've never heard and can't place coming out of nowhere.

00:05:35.140 Yeah.

00:05:35.360 That's weird.

00:05:36.180 Aren't you from San Francisco?

00:05:38.060 We're actually going to get to that in like five clips from now.

00:05:40.580 All right.

00:05:40.880 But first things first, the Joe Biden ad that they played during the Super Bowl about

00:05:45.100 Bidenomics.

00:05:46.280 Look what they did here.

00:05:47.520 Super Bowl Sunday.

00:05:48.740 If you're anything like me, you like to be surrounded by a snack or two while watching

00:05:52.660 the big game.

00:05:53.300 You know, when buying snacks for the game, you might have noticed one thing.

00:05:57.360 Sports drinks bottles are smaller.

00:05:59.580 A bag of chips has fewer chips, but they're still charging you just as much.

00:06:03.500 And as an ice cream lover, what makes me the most angry is that ice cream cartons have

00:06:07.040 actually shrunk in size, but not in price.

00:06:10.400 I've had enough of what they call shrinkflation.

00:06:13.340 It's a ripoff.

00:06:14.960 Shrinkflation.

00:06:15.520 Yeah.

00:06:16.020 Shrinkflation, which is like Joe.

00:06:18.080 Ew.

00:06:18.760 Yeah.

00:06:19.040 You're kind of ratting yourself out here a little bit.

00:06:21.460 And they also showed him in like this weird old guy wide shot where he looks like an old

00:06:27.020 man, like on his little, on his, on his couch, on his little chair.

00:06:30.600 You know how old guys have their chair?

00:06:32.380 Oh yeah.

00:06:32.840 And it's kind of, there's an indentation in it and the bald head kind of like rubs off

00:06:37.440 and the oils interact with the leather.

00:06:39.100 Yeah.

00:06:39.620 And he's like a skinny old man, just like perched up on his little, his little armchair.

00:06:44.460 So they have that going on.

00:06:46.520 Not great optics.

00:06:47.400 Well, yeah.

00:06:47.860 Not great optics.

00:06:48.700 He does not look good, which obviously takes us to our next point.

00:06:52.720 They're really going to need to George Floyd us this year at some point and swap their

00:06:57.400 candidate out with whoever they're going to run.

00:06:59.040 Probably Michelle Obama.

00:07:00.440 What do you mean George Floyd us?

00:07:02.220 They're going to do a George Floyd style event before the election in order to rile everyone

00:07:08.920 up, forget the last four years, get everyone focused on one solitary event.

00:07:13.260 That'll be based on either race or transgender or illegal.

00:07:17.900 And then everyone's going to get riled up for that.

00:07:20.100 Here comes Michelle Obama.

00:07:21.140 Go vote for Michelle Obama.

00:07:22.320 Forget what Joe Biden did and how bad he was for the last four years.

00:07:25.560 Okay.

00:07:25.860 They're going to George Floyd us.

00:07:26.960 All right.

00:07:27.280 That's fair.

00:07:28.080 George Floyd as a verb.

00:07:29.520 Yeah.

00:07:30.000 Also, Joe Biden posted this picture with his family from the Super Bowl.

00:07:34.260 Um, do you read it?

00:07:36.780 Yeah.

00:07:36.960 It's a 1987 with my boys, this Super Bowl Sunday.

00:07:39.720 I hope you can take part in the age old American traditions, blah, blah, blah, whatever his

00:07:44.040 staffers wrote for him.

00:07:45.560 Right?

00:07:46.040 Yeah.

00:07:46.420 And then the top, it says this photo does unfortunately hit kind of hard.

00:07:51.080 It does.

00:07:51.900 It does.

00:07:52.700 We can't be total phonies here.

00:07:54.160 Yeah.

00:07:54.500 That photo slaps.

00:07:55.580 1987.

00:07:56.400 Unfortunately, one of the kids I think is dead.

00:07:58.160 One of the kids is a crack guy.

00:08:00.040 Joe Biden's got dementia now, but the photo does go hard.

00:08:02.860 Uh, it did slap at the time.

00:08:04.540 Yeah.

00:08:04.740 That's pretty waspy, even though Joe's a Catholic, but, uh, the good aesthetics there.

00:08:09.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:10.900 Um, so yeah, obviously Joe Biden's been, and that, that was actually when Joe Biden was

00:08:14.840 kind of using the N word and saying like, uh, you know, uh, I don't want my kids to grow

00:08:19.720 up in a racial jungle.

00:08:20.680 So even he was more based acting more based when he looked more based.

00:08:25.060 And then he obviously died.

00:08:26.260 They swapped him out and the new Biden bot's just a mess.

00:08:28.840 Yeah.

00:08:29.100 Yeah.

00:08:29.280 Yeah.

00:08:29.620 That's how I think it actually went down.

00:08:31.720 Okay.

00:08:32.860 All right.

00:08:33.880 Um, so yeah, that picture does go hard.

00:08:36.380 Biden's been vulnerable lately.

00:08:38.260 He's obviously been slipping up.

00:08:39.700 The new storyline coming out is that he's got mental problems.

00:08:43.200 Everyone's kind of agreeing and noticing all of a sudden, but that does not stop his hitters

00:08:47.740 from defending him.

00:08:49.040 KJP, Karine Jean-Pierre came out and said this.

00:08:51.780 One more, one more person is I've been quoting folks this, uh, today, uh, Yara Rosenberg at the,

00:08:56.520 the Atlantic said Biden has gaff, gaff names his entire career, his entire career.

00:09:02.280 It is not uncommon that he's done that.

00:09:04.320 Oh, so he's always been retarded.

00:09:06.280 He's always been this bad.

00:09:07.940 It's not just a recent thing.

00:09:09.280 He always doesn't know people's names, but he also has been talking about people who have

00:09:13.620 been dead for 30 years.

00:09:15.220 That's a little more than gaffing a name.

00:09:17.140 Yeah.

00:09:17.700 There are some very specific Alzheimer's tests that, uh, Joe Biden, I do not think could

00:09:22.760 be passing right now, despite just stuttering and having gaffes.

00:09:26.100 So, yeah.

00:09:26.820 So there's a little more to it than that, but I'd love to see KJP be delusional on camera

00:09:31.860 in front of everybody.

00:09:32.880 What's her next move?

00:09:34.340 I think she could be spokesman for like the most evil company on earth, you know?

00:09:38.160 Yeah.

00:09:38.580 Yeah.

00:09:38.920 What's, what's worse than cigarettes?

00:09:40.420 Like the big pharma?

00:09:42.580 Something.

00:09:43.240 Big pharma's next like painkiller thing that we don't even know about yet.

00:09:46.500 She'll be the spokesperson for that because she can take a beating, right?

00:09:49.440 She should be the spokesperson for fentanyl.

00:09:52.180 I work at Pfizer now.

00:09:53.860 Yeah.

00:09:54.340 Fentanyl division.

00:09:57.000 Yeah.

00:09:57.520 And then someone was tweeting about Biden's age and they said Biden's age is about Harris's

00:10:03.300 skin color.

00:10:04.360 I don't even, I don't even fully get it.

00:10:06.340 It's just a front.

00:10:07.160 They just hate Kamala Harris, the ineffective VP and, uh, she's, she's half black, but they're,

00:10:12.420 so they're pretending.

00:10:13.180 So they're agreeing that Biden is bad, but they're saying the only reason Biden is still

00:10:18.000 in is because no one wants a black president or no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:10:22.720 I think they're saying any attack on Joe Biden and his age is really cause they hate Kamala

00:10:27.300 for being black.

00:10:28.240 Oh, that's what I think.

00:10:29.820 I couldn't even get there.

00:10:31.280 This is like you on the left.

00:10:33.320 This is like a schizo version of you on the left.

00:10:35.380 They're attacking Joe Biden's age.

00:10:36.660 Therefore it must be Kamala.

00:10:38.200 It must be Kamala's.

00:10:39.200 Well, wait till we see the schizo section of this housekeeping.

00:10:41.860 All right.

00:10:42.340 You're going to be frustrated.

00:10:43.820 Yeah, I know.

00:10:44.700 I downloaded the assets here and I know there's a train coming for me.

00:10:48.920 So, uh, okay.

00:10:50.200 So I'm not even fully sure what that means.

00:10:51.760 You just broke it down to me and I couldn't even, I couldn't even get there.

00:10:55.780 Yeah.

00:10:55.960 I couldn't even extrapolate that.

00:10:57.600 The only reason we're attacking Biden is because we hate Kamala Harris for being black.

00:11:02.180 She's not even black.

00:11:03.280 She's like Indian or something.

00:11:04.220 And my favorite thing about this is this guy does this tweet.

00:11:06.820 It goes semi-viral.

00:11:07.980 People are like pointing and laughing and he goes, touch to nerve with MAGA on this one.

00:11:12.580 It's like, you're an idiot.

00:11:14.220 You're just a joke.

00:11:15.800 Yeah.

00:11:16.160 Um, and then Mayorkas, uh, he was defending Joe Biden as well.

00:11:19.500 Look what he said.

00:11:20.620 Then made gratuitous, unnecessary and inaccurate personal remarks.

00:11:25.720 And those are improper.

00:11:27.220 Remember, the most difficult part about a meeting with President Biden is preparing for it because he is sharp, intensely probing and detail oriented and focused.

00:11:39.860 Oh, yeah, man.

00:11:41.580 There you go.

00:11:42.420 So you're in on it.

00:11:43.520 Yeah.

00:11:43.880 What do they have on him, right?

00:11:45.500 Like, that's the next move.

00:11:46.760 It's like, who really is left?

00:11:48.520 Because eventually the rats flee the ship, right?

00:11:50.780 Yeah.

00:11:51.240 At any given moment, like, the script gets flipped and then reporters start asking actual hard questions.

00:11:57.920 People stop doing media hits like puff pieces for you.

00:12:01.140 Yeah.

00:12:01.500 So at what point does that happen?

00:12:03.440 I was going to say Mayorkas is in on it, but he actually might be not in on it because he's going off the old script that Biden is sharp and he's detail oriented and he's really intense in a meeting and he knows everything.

00:12:13.740 Yeah.

00:12:14.180 They sent out the memo to everybody and they're like, we sent it to Mayorkas?

00:12:17.440 And it's like, nah, let him drown.

00:12:19.040 Let him run last month's clip.

00:12:20.600 Let him run last year's script.

00:12:22.320 Pretty much.

00:12:22.860 You know, so that's interesting to see it getting talked differently among you can see who's loyal to Biden and who's not KJP, Team Biden, Mayorkas, Team Biden.

00:12:32.560 And there's obviously another group that's going to be washing him out and sending him out.

00:12:37.140 It's also interesting because Mayorkas says that he prepares so much for Joe Biden's meetings.

00:12:41.960 Yeah.

00:12:42.500 But doesn't he when he gets put on these panels and has they have these hearings, isn't he the one who's always like, I'm not sure.

00:12:48.500 I don't have the numbers on that.

00:12:49.840 I don't have the data in front of me.

00:12:51.600 Yeah.

00:12:52.320 Details.

00:12:52.960 He never has the details, but he needs them for Joe Biden.

00:12:55.680 Yeah.

00:12:56.080 But when you get brought in front of everybody and you get asked questions about the border, you go, I don't know how many people are here illegally.

00:13:01.280 That's a blank.

00:13:02.020 That's a blank.

00:13:03.100 All right.

00:13:03.500 Speaking of immigration, we have a Denver mayor clip.

00:13:08.400 Basically, the Denver mayor is trying to blame Republicans for the immigration crisis.

00:13:12.300 And now they're going to be cutting the budget in Denver and they're trying to blame us.

00:13:16.840 Yeah.

00:13:17.200 And this is something that happens where it's like the leg two of the lie while importing millions of third worlders, which is one, we have the space, we have the resources.

00:13:27.580 And then two, like we're cutting resources.

00:13:29.880 We don't have it.

00:13:31.140 So here's how it's a good point.

00:13:32.820 And here's how he frames it to thank you all so much for being here this morning.

00:13:36.820 I'm here to talk a little bit about the devastating impact of the failure of Republican leadership in Congress this week to pass comprehensive immigration change and the impact that will have on both city budgets and on services that we can provide for newcomers in the city.

00:13:55.580 The second is we will start to have to green light a set of hard decisions about budget reductions across the city to meet those costs that we know will continue to arrive.

00:14:04.220 We want to talk about two of those today.

00:14:07.540 While they're the first steps, they unfortunately will not be the last and may not be the hardest.

00:14:13.460 This is a plan for shared sacrifice.

00:14:16.480 And so in terms of our first step on city cuts, we are announcing today we will make some changes both to our services at DMV and to our services on parks and rec.

00:14:27.620 All right.

00:14:28.920 So they're making cuts to DMV and parks and rec because we can't afford it because of all these illegals that are here because the Republicans didn't pass that bill from last week.

00:14:38.400 Last Tuesday.

00:14:39.120 So the 50 million illegals that are here because the Republicans didn't pass that bill last week, now Denver screwed up.

00:14:44.160 But Denver needs to take all these illegals in because we can handle it and we have the resources for it.

00:14:48.120 But once they get here, we don't have any resources because the Republicans didn't pass that bill.

00:14:53.000 Last Tuesday.

00:14:54.040 Which is weird.

00:14:54.540 And then also he said a plan for shared sacrifice.

00:14:58.200 It's a little spooky.

00:14:59.500 Yeah.

00:15:00.040 Especially when the deep state's in the market for a black swan event.

00:15:03.340 Yeah.

00:15:03.600 And you have the guy from Denver, like the creepiest, most conspiracy-based city in the country going, we have a plan for shared sacrifice.

00:15:11.460 What?

00:15:12.120 What was that?

00:15:13.120 Sounds like we caught you.

00:15:14.420 So your parks are in shambles.

00:15:16.460 Soon the illegal migrants will be camping out there and then there's not enough enforcement to actually get them out.

00:15:22.020 And DMVs are, you know, well-known to be efficient and quick and not some fat black lady wasting your time, right?

00:15:29.960 But they're going to get a little bit worse.

00:15:31.420 A little bit worse.

00:15:32.060 Just a little bit.

00:15:32.880 That's the shared sacrifice because Republicans didn't pass the bill last week.

00:15:36.600 The Republicans.

00:15:37.520 It's all their fault.

00:15:38.560 That's a great point.

00:15:39.720 We have all the resources.

00:15:40.940 Go ahead and come.

00:15:42.420 America's a rich country.

00:15:43.520 We have a rich country.

00:15:44.460 We have plenty of stuff.

00:15:45.460 Come on in.

00:15:46.000 We're a sanctuary city.

00:15:47.080 Oh, you're all here.

00:15:48.300 We have to make our budget cuts.

00:15:49.540 We can't afford this.

00:15:50.420 This is crazy.

00:15:51.360 It's like, didn't you just bring them all here in the first place?

00:15:53.880 Yeah.

00:15:54.040 Why don't you keep them out?

00:15:54.980 Because you had to virtue signal and say, we're a sanctuary city.

00:15:58.600 This is a country of immigrants.

00:16:00.400 Well, they had someone interviewing some of the illegals in Denver.

00:16:04.020 It's all in Spanish, but you can read the subtitles.

00:16:07.060 And we'll let you know what it says.

00:16:08.720 Is that your car here?

00:16:10.060 Yes, that's my car.

00:16:11.680 Oh, wow.

00:16:12.120 And how could you get a car?

00:16:14.300 How could we get a car?

00:16:15.900 Well, the truth is, with a lot of effort, we have gathered to get our car.

00:16:20.800 And with papers?

00:16:22.100 No.

00:16:23.220 No.

00:16:23.440 Because we here, the immigrants, we're a little complicated with the papers and those things.

00:16:29.280 But they can handle without papers, without licenses.

00:16:32.240 No license, no problem.

00:16:39.800 Okay.

00:16:40.560 Yeah.

00:16:41.100 So you're the Spanish speaker, Richard.

00:16:42.400 Can you break that down?

00:16:43.400 Well, it had subtitles.

00:16:44.400 So he asked her if there was a car.

00:16:47.020 If she had a car, she said she saved up a lot of money to buy a car.

00:16:50.480 And do you have papers and stuff?

00:16:52.020 They have no license plate.

00:16:53.060 They have nothing.

00:16:54.120 Obviously, no insurance.

00:16:55.320 And she said, as long as you drive carefully, you can avoid the authorities.

00:16:58.680 Thanks.

00:16:59.280 Oh, great.

00:16:59.940 So more uninsured motorists on the road.

00:17:02.580 Subsidized by taxpayers as well.

00:17:04.240 Yeah.

00:17:04.440 No papers, no license, no insurance.

00:17:06.940 Just drive careful.

00:17:08.240 Yeah.

00:17:08.520 Just ten cuidado.

00:17:11.060 And also, so this, we covered it, the guy who had four DUIs and brutally injured a mother

00:17:17.320 and child before, who was deported multiple times.

00:17:21.140 There was another one coming out of the news recently.

00:17:23.080 10-year-old boy killed in DUI hit and run by Mexican suspect kicked out of the U.S. six times.

00:17:30.180 So they're sending in illegal immigrants to come and kill 10-year-olds on our streets.

00:17:34.880 And no papele is necessary, right?

00:17:37.520 Yeah, caution.

00:17:38.700 Great.

00:17:39.100 So suspect, and here, this is another theme that we're going to keep harping on for the

00:17:43.500 podcast.

00:17:44.400 Suspect with multiple aliases has been removed to Mexico at least six times prior to fatal

00:17:49.120 wreck.

00:17:50.060 So he hit it all.

00:17:51.480 DUI guy, driving without a license, and multiple aliases.

00:17:55.460 These people will be voting in the election as well.

00:17:58.380 I promise you that.

00:17:59.800 Yeah.

00:17:59.940 I promise you, I guarantee it, that there will be illegal votes posted by illegal immigrants.

00:18:06.040 Yep.

00:18:06.420 Because they're going to go, oh, we were scared Joe Biden is not going to be the president.

00:18:09.340 Donald Trump kicks us out.

00:18:10.460 So we felt like we had to.

00:18:12.080 And everyone's going to go, hmm, they're really sad.

00:18:15.080 That is kind of emotional.

00:18:16.660 Forget the Constitution and our election integrity.

00:18:20.160 These guys.

00:18:20.840 She's crying.

00:18:21.720 They just want to have a family.

00:18:23.200 Yeah.

00:18:23.840 All right.

00:18:24.280 So obviously with all the illegals coming here, what does it do?

00:18:27.680 It waters down our society and it dilutes our culture.

00:18:31.240 Part of our culture that we're at risk of losing is the waste management.

00:18:35.940 Yeah.

00:18:36.300 Or the waste management open.

00:18:37.960 Is that what it is?

00:18:39.060 In Phoenix every year.

00:18:40.020 In Phoenix.

00:18:40.720 It got a little rowdy this year.

00:18:41.960 Here's a clip of a guy pissing his pants while he's waiting to throw up at a trash can.

00:18:50.220 He's pissing.

00:18:51.260 He's going to puke and he's pissing.

00:18:52.720 And then here's another fat fuck sliding down the hill at one of the greens, I guess, behind the green.

00:19:00.340 So here he goes.

00:19:01.560 They're watering up the track.

00:19:09.060 And here he comes.

00:19:11.160 Now watch him get up.

00:19:14.760 Look at that.

00:19:15.880 That's disgusting.

00:19:17.820 Jesus, people.

00:19:18.880 And people say we have no culture.

00:19:20.440 You see the size of that guy?

00:19:21.520 What are you talking about?

00:19:22.840 We have no culture.

00:19:23.720 Go back to your shanties.

00:19:25.040 Yeah.

00:19:25.460 Shooter McGavin.

00:19:26.480 Shit.

00:19:27.480 I like the waste management open because it's full of like trash people.

00:19:32.440 And then it's the waste management open.

00:19:34.660 So it's kind of like you're managing all the waste.

00:19:37.540 Like you're managing the trash people.

00:19:39.040 It actually fits branding wise.

00:19:40.920 Yeah.

00:19:41.220 So it is an American thing.

00:19:43.140 The Saudis.

00:19:43.740 They cut off alcohol.

00:19:44.480 They cut off alcohol this year.

00:19:45.680 You know that, right?

00:19:46.160 They cut off alcohol because everyone's too rowdy.

00:19:47.940 But the Saudis don't want this.

00:19:49.420 They don't like alcohol at all.

00:19:50.840 So you can't get rowdy.

00:19:51.740 This is like an American tournament for a while.

00:19:53.980 This is the one of the only things we have left.

00:19:56.260 Okay.

00:19:56.900 That's fair.

00:19:57.340 Is that fair?

00:19:58.080 Well, I mean, golf is inherently Republican these days.

00:20:01.560 So is sailing.

00:20:03.800 A couple other white sports we got left that are fully free and clear from Travis Kelsey's

00:20:07.480 wigger announcements.

00:20:08.820 Yeah.

00:20:09.140 So true.

00:20:10.080 All right.

00:20:10.280 Let's move on to the Kamala Harris speech she gave.

00:20:12.300 This is the one we told you guys about a few minutes ago.

00:20:14.320 Listen to the accent.

00:20:16.700 I'm pointing to the direction of what I believe is the Capitol.

00:20:22.460 And what needs to happen in terms of people who otherwise have evidenced themselves being

00:20:27.060 having a feckless quality to show some courage to reject the false notion that suggests you're

00:20:34.660 either in favor of the Second Amendment or you want to take everyone's guns away.

00:20:38.120 When in fact, it's just reasonable.

00:20:39.720 I support the Second Amendment, but it's reasonable to say we need an assault weapons ban.

00:20:44.320 It's reasonable to say we need universal background checks, that we need red flag laws.

00:20:50.640 It's reasonable to say that if you want to deal with violence in the community, you

00:20:54.500 also got to understand it's not only about mass shooting situations, which are horrific.

00:21:04.120 And it's about everyday gun violence.

00:21:06.000 You got a little mass shooting.

00:21:08.060 Yeah.

00:21:08.280 Everyday gun violence.

00:21:09.440 I haven't heard that version of her before.

00:21:11.680 Yeah.

00:21:11.860 So if you guys thought she was an alien in a skin suit, it's actually probably less likely.

00:21:16.760 Oh, did anyone think that?

00:21:18.580 Because she is really just a stupid, stupid DEI hire who's too dumb to realize that she's

00:21:25.720 a puppet for the globalists.

00:21:27.160 Or maybe she does know, but she's just excited to be vice president.

00:21:29.860 Yeah.

00:21:30.460 She's just showing off to her friends.

00:21:31.920 Look, I'm VP.

00:21:32.840 I'm the second most important person in the world.

00:21:34.900 I get to be in a history book.

00:21:36.380 Yeah.

00:21:37.120 And then all the deep state people, they laugh at their little meetings because they

00:21:41.280 go, oh, and then we put Kamala Harris as the vice president.

00:21:45.520 They go, no, no way.

00:21:47.420 Yeah.

00:21:47.960 Yeah.

00:21:48.280 She's the vice president right now.

00:21:49.900 Yeah.

00:21:50.080 They get excited about it.

00:21:51.220 For sure.

00:21:51.740 All right.

00:21:52.040 Let's move on.

00:21:52.780 We have a lot of normal, good things to get to coming up.

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00:22:14.200 Leaders of blood falling from someone's face.

00:22:17.060 Yeah.

00:22:17.600 New headline.

00:22:18.280 It was a flight from hell.

00:22:19.500 Apparently, passenger dies mid-flight after liters of blood spurts from face.

00:22:24.020 So the zombie options for 2024 are trickling up.

00:22:27.620 Yeah.

00:22:28.260 They just buzzed up.

00:22:30.500 Yeah.

00:22:30.700 Quick little 5X from a penny to five cents.

00:22:32.820 And everybody got off that plane and they went to their respective hubs and we'll see

00:22:37.280 if it's a sleeper bleeding condition or if it's right away zombie shit.

00:22:41.780 I hope it's not.

00:22:42.440 Well, I don't hope, but it could be.

00:22:44.480 Yeah.

00:22:44.840 There's a new thing on AI called Dignify.

00:22:47.740 It's like Dignify AI where they take pictures and then add dignity to it with AI.

00:22:53.780 So you have this moron.

00:22:55.660 So you have this moron.

00:22:56.960 He goes from that to that.

00:22:58.040 The girl with her butt out.

00:22:59.260 She gets, I don't know, more clothes.

00:23:01.420 Less tattoos for these idiots.

00:23:03.200 Less butt for this girl.

00:23:05.860 Less a suit for the guy that looks like Ratboy.

00:23:09.580 Elon Musk.

00:23:10.540 The girl is squatting with her butt out.

00:23:12.440 So they got some Dignify.

00:23:13.960 That's good.

00:23:15.120 AI is not all bad.

00:23:16.360 Yeah.

00:23:16.860 I guess it can be used for good.

00:23:18.300 Yeah.

00:23:18.640 That's good to know.

00:23:19.920 Next story.

00:23:21.780 We're going to go kind of fast through the next few.

00:23:25.140 Next story.

00:23:25.920 Target may become members only.

00:23:28.500 Yeah.

00:23:28.680 Target's next move might be membership.

00:23:30.640 Here's how the retailer is reportedly trying to compete with Costco, Amazon, and Walmart Plus.

00:23:35.140 That's pretty good.

00:23:36.360 There's only one way to keep the riffraff out and it's go membership somehow.

00:23:40.500 And that's where society is heading.

00:23:42.800 Like there's so much crime.

00:23:43.860 There's so much looting.

00:23:44.620 It's so everywhere that if you're a company, you either can just keep bleeding out and sacrifice

00:23:49.520 yourself to the globalist's agenda or you can say, hey, six bucks a month if you want

00:23:55.640 to come to Target.

00:23:56.880 You have to show a little badge.

00:23:58.720 That's kind of where the game's headed.

00:24:00.020 We've been talking about that for a while.

00:24:01.240 We called this, I would say.

00:24:02.660 And Target's a perfect group to do it because they already have the loss prevention wing.

00:24:08.040 Yeah.

00:24:08.360 And it's the militant loss prevention wing.

00:24:10.080 You have like a police wing in your business model.

00:24:13.760 They have a forensics lab.

00:24:15.420 And, you know, because the cops aren't doing anything.

00:24:16.920 So you have to like take the law into your own hand.

00:24:18.760 It's like, hey, instead of the forensics lab, let's just make everyone pay a membership.

00:24:22.340 Yeah.

00:24:22.800 All right.

00:24:23.180 Next.

00:24:23.940 Snarf Snarf.

00:24:25.380 Snarf Snarf.

00:24:26.140 The snow plow that we named in Bangor, Maine has been putting on miles.

00:24:30.600 Can you give us an update?

00:24:32.040 Sidewalk plow mileage report.

00:24:33.580 Nor'easter Beaster, number one with 428 miles.

00:24:36.760 But Snarf Snarf is nipping at his heels with 401 miles.

00:24:40.560 Second place.

00:24:41.400 We're close.

00:24:42.300 Yeah.

00:24:42.520 And Snowy McBlowy hasn't even done a mile yet.

00:24:44.620 They're waiting for delivery.

00:24:45.980 That's embarrassing.

00:24:47.100 Pathetic.

00:24:47.800 That could have.

00:24:48.260 Yeah.

00:24:48.640 We're doing great.

00:24:50.420 Drunk Uncle ad.

00:24:51.980 Yeah.

00:24:52.340 This is Rap Boy's favorite clip of the week, maybe?

00:24:54.940 Yeah.

00:24:55.460 Very rarely does one of my stupid clips get in.

00:24:57.940 But here we go.

00:24:58.560 So, you know, I'm watching this ad, and I think, you know, it's going to be like a typical DUI ad, right?

00:25:05.140 Mm-hmm.

00:25:05.500 Don't drink and drive.

00:25:06.380 You know, we'll see.

00:25:07.560 But it takes a little bit of a turn.

00:25:09.640 I'm going to hold it, Captain.

00:25:11.240 Let's see you, mate.

00:25:15.120 Squatty grunts?

00:25:20.120 Hey!

00:25:20.780 Fire!

00:25:23.980 This guy's having fun.

00:25:27.180 There he goes.

00:25:28.560 Oh, no!

00:25:44.240 Whoa.

00:25:45.060 I thought he was going to get in the car.

00:25:46.420 I thought he was going to get in the car, and then they weren't going to show anything, and it would be like, don't drink and drive.

00:25:50.780 Yeah.

00:25:51.220 Well, now, get him his keys.

00:25:52.660 Get that guy out of there.

00:25:53.900 Get him his keys.

00:25:54.800 He's got to leave.

00:25:55.560 He just launched that kid.

00:25:56.760 Yeah.

00:25:57.040 Throwing a kid into a cabinet, killing him.

00:25:59.160 I don't know.

00:25:59.680 That was crazy.

00:26:00.900 Well, that's why you don't drink.

00:26:02.560 That's why you don't drink Bud Light.

00:26:04.020 Yeah, I guess.

00:26:05.040 Does he make you gay or a murderer?

00:26:06.600 I guess.

00:26:07.440 All right.

00:26:07.920 This is our last page of housekeeping.

00:26:10.360 But.

00:26:11.660 But.

00:26:12.360 All right.

00:26:12.760 It's all pet stuff, and we're going to go fast through it, because Richard Rapboy doesn't like this shit at all.

00:26:21.080 I do, but I like sparingly.

00:26:24.360 I like a highly curated list of pets.

00:26:27.000 Seems like you have five uncorrelated random videos here that you're just going to have me speed through.

00:26:31.680 We're going to speed through them.

00:26:33.020 They're full schizo.

00:26:34.400 Rapboy doesn't like it, but it's going to be a pets speed round.

00:26:37.180 People with entertaining talents, P-E-T's, speed round.

00:26:40.720 All right.

00:26:41.080 First clip.

00:26:42.140 I know it sounds just insane, but I found the unified theory.

00:26:47.300 With ChatGPT4's help over the last three years, I've just worked with it and found the theory.

00:26:54.180 I found the answer to Tesla's secrets.

00:26:57.160 I found everything.

00:26:58.320 Oh, it's just so simple.

00:27:01.040 We're all just light.

00:27:02.000 If everything's just light, the fourth dimension is density.

00:27:07.100 It answers all the equations, so it answers everything.

00:27:11.200 Do you think he didn't figure something out?

00:27:13.440 I don't think so.

00:27:14.720 I think that's your kind of guy, a schizophrenic.

00:27:16.960 All right.

00:27:17.280 Go to the next guy.

00:27:18.460 All right.

00:27:18.800 So this person says, hey, Tree, lean over and touch this guy's shoulder.

00:27:24.400 Tree, can you touch Michael's shoulder?

00:27:28.320 Please.

00:27:30.240 Now we can skip ahead a few seconds, like 10 seconds, to where it starts happening.

00:27:34.020 We can go fast.

00:27:34.860 Here it goes.

00:27:36.420 You can go a little further ahead.

00:27:38.880 Look.

00:27:40.000 You're getting closer.

00:27:43.140 Okay, good.

00:27:44.420 There you go.

00:27:45.900 Awesome.

00:27:46.680 Thank you.

00:27:48.660 So did nothing happen?

00:27:51.000 Is this CGI or AI?

00:27:53.920 I don't know.

00:27:54.660 Video in reverse?

00:27:55.840 I don't know.

00:27:56.660 Looks like the tree listened.

00:27:58.340 But then how does the tree know English?

00:27:59.680 Reminds me of the dog buttons.

00:28:01.160 How many takes were the tree not moving?

00:28:05.020 And how many times did the wind not move that branch?

00:28:07.400 But I don't know.

00:28:08.220 How does the tree know English?

00:28:09.920 I'm not engaging with you on this stuff.

00:28:11.900 That's the problem.

00:28:14.520 All right, next.

00:28:15.140 Go ahead.

00:28:15.920 Okay, I'll preface this one.

00:28:17.780 This is a new guy I found from Germany.

00:28:20.100 It looks like he's a little autistic and blind combo, maybe.

00:28:24.680 But he has the X Factor.

00:28:27.240 Human nature by Mr. Michael Jackson.

00:28:31.160 If you like that gift and the mic, write your name in the comment.

00:28:34.120 Thank you so much.

00:28:35.280 Let's go.

00:28:35.900 All right.

00:28:37.340 All right.

00:28:53.860 That one was good.

00:28:55.000 Okay.

00:28:55.560 All right.

00:28:56.220 Yeah, I guess.

00:28:56.940 He's very good.

00:28:57.720 I don't know.

00:28:58.160 And then are we playing Michael Jackson, copyrighted music, one of the most popular artists of all time on the podcast that's going to absolutely throttle us on the algorithm release?

00:29:05.340 I think covers are okay.

00:29:07.840 And even if we do get throttled, it would be worth it because that was incredible.

00:29:12.400 Yeah.

00:29:12.600 YouTube song finding AI machine that they have.

00:29:15.760 It's famously easygoing.

00:29:18.360 Michael Jackson's dead.

00:29:19.740 I doubt he has a team of lawyers tracking down people and infringing on Michael Jackson's copyright.

00:29:24.820 Okay.

00:29:25.480 That's like the most opposite.

00:29:27.100 I know.

00:29:27.340 The most copyright track down ever.

00:29:29.780 I know.

00:29:30.400 Besides probably Taylor Swift.

00:29:31.320 Taylor Swift is number one.

00:29:32.580 All right.

00:29:33.060 Let's go to the guy who has a pet monkey.

00:29:34.820 All right.

00:29:35.380 And what does he do with a pet monkey?

00:29:39.500 So this video said that he has to clean the monkey's ass like this five times a day.

00:29:46.360 Isn't that so stupid?

00:29:48.380 And he puts a diaper on him.

00:29:52.620 Five times a day he has to clean the monkey's ass like this.

00:29:56.280 Not a life.

00:29:57.140 And then he tries to talk to the monkey and he goes, oh, and the monkey's just like, I don't care about you at all.

00:30:03.860 So the monkey shows no whatever.

00:30:05.900 And I wanted to say this.

00:30:06.940 I've had Jerry for three years.

00:30:09.320 I have not once had a shit incident where he has like poop on his own body or like it's hanging out of his butt or something like that.

00:30:19.940 I've never once.

00:30:21.020 All self-contained operation.

00:30:22.860 All right.

00:30:23.200 So I just want to throw that out there.

00:30:24.560 That monkey thing was stupid.

00:30:25.740 The guy thought, oh, I'm going to have a monkey.

00:30:27.240 And everyone thinks, oh, this is so cool for that weekend.

00:30:29.820 Five times a day.

00:30:30.860 And imagine explaining that to like a monkey sitter.

00:30:33.260 Like, hey, I got to go out of town.

00:30:34.940 Five times a day you're going to need to clean the monkey's ass.

00:30:37.240 Yeah, you get to get his ass back to perfection.

00:30:39.700 You can't leave a little because then you'll get a rash.

00:30:41.520 And then it costs $10,000 for a monkey rash cream.

00:30:44.220 Disgusting.

00:30:44.820 Yep.

00:30:45.080 All right.

00:30:45.300 Last guy knows how to clear depression.

00:30:55.360 All right.

00:30:56.440 He does this the whole time.

00:30:57.800 But it clears depression.

00:30:59.840 Yeah.

00:31:00.120 Until he goes viral online and then gets made fun of relentlessly online one week later.

00:31:06.540 Yeah.

00:31:06.920 And then the depression starts creeping back in, I think.

00:31:09.660 All right.

00:31:10.120 So that was our last bit of pets.

00:31:12.200 I do have a little more.

00:31:13.800 You see this?

00:31:14.840 Yeah.

00:31:15.060 What's that?

00:31:15.740 It's a little more.

00:31:16.740 Okay.

00:31:17.120 So while we're in the schizo section, while we're cooking, let me cook a little bit here.

00:31:21.640 I have a couple of things I want to get out there.

00:31:23.760 A couple of schizo thoughts while we're spiraling.

00:31:26.540 All right.

00:31:26.860 You know, in movies where they go, this guy's wearing a wire.

00:31:30.120 Yeah.

00:31:30.480 I'm going to take his shirt off and it's a wire taped to his chest.

00:31:33.500 You couldn't sew it into the shirt a little bit.

00:31:36.280 That's true.

00:31:37.000 You couldn't hide the wire a little more than just a wire with duct tape and a microphone.

00:31:42.080 On a bare chest.

00:31:43.060 In a mafia meeting, you couldn't sew it into the shirt and have it be like over here and

00:31:47.960 then take off the shirt.

00:31:48.880 That's not a wire.

00:31:49.620 Okay.

00:31:49.900 That's fair.

00:31:50.500 That's a good one.

00:31:51.220 Yeah.

00:31:51.460 That's reasonable.

00:31:52.400 All right.

00:31:52.940 Let's move on.

00:31:53.820 Speaking of movies, they charge $20 to rent a movie now.

00:31:56.860 It used to be $20 to rent like a new movie that just came out.

00:32:00.320 Now, a lot of times it's $20 just to rent any movie.

00:32:03.740 I rented, speaking of renting movies, I rented Wonka.

00:32:07.200 Yeah.

00:32:08.120 Wonka.

00:32:09.140 And then-

00:32:10.060 Timothee Chalamet.

00:32:11.060 Timothee Chalamet.

00:32:11.980 And in the movie, he flips a coin and then he drops it and it falls into a drain, into

00:32:16.740 a puddle of water in the drain.

00:32:18.520 And he's like, dang.

00:32:19.500 And then the next scene, it's a snowy scene and it's a scene about how it's the coldest

00:32:24.880 night of the year.

00:32:25.740 But you just dropped a coin into liquid water that's not frozen.

00:32:30.740 How is it the coldest night of the year if a second ago there's puddles of water here?

00:32:35.200 Isn't that true?

00:32:36.540 I guess.

00:32:37.120 I guess.

00:32:37.760 All right.

00:32:38.420 Keep moving.

00:32:39.140 Keep moving.

00:32:39.680 Next, we're almost done.

00:32:41.280 Did you know Rachel Levine?

00:32:42.980 Is that her name?

00:32:43.820 Admiral.

00:32:44.320 Admiral Levine is a dual citizen with Israel.

00:32:47.160 Oh my God.

00:32:48.360 That's weird.

00:32:49.400 That's the first time I'm hearing of it.

00:32:50.840 Yeah.

00:32:51.580 That's weird.

00:32:52.760 All right.

00:32:53.300 Last one.

00:32:54.200 You're really not going to like this.

00:32:55.760 Okay.

00:32:56.060 But this is the last one.

00:32:56.980 We're going to move on to cringe of the week.

00:32:58.140 All right.

00:32:58.920 You know how sometimes you'll have a conversation or an argument in your head with another person

00:33:03.860 and then you'll go back and forth and you'll talk it out and then it'll feel like

00:33:08.720 a real conversation but it's just like happening in your mind only.

00:33:11.620 Uh-huh.

00:33:12.440 That still counts and that is a real conversation.

00:33:15.420 It's just happening in different realms or timelines.

00:33:18.280 Okay.

00:33:18.600 So if you have the conversation in your head and you're going back and forth with that person

00:33:22.000 from work that you should have said this and you're going back and forth and you're having

00:33:25.300 the argument with your boss in your head but it's just in your head, it's not just in

00:33:28.580 your head.

00:33:28.920 It's happening externally and that conversation is still going to ripple and affect and resonate

00:33:36.880 in this current timeline.

00:33:38.700 Okay.

00:33:39.740 You've said your piece.

00:33:41.200 All right.

00:33:42.140 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:33:44.080 We're moving on to cringe of the week.

00:33:48.560 Our first clip of cringe.

00:33:50.660 Logic is being a pussy.

00:33:52.720 So for those of you out there who don't know, because I would really love to discuss this,

00:33:56.880 but I'm going to ask you about a specific situation and then we can get into the rest

00:34:00.780 of it.

00:34:01.460 My mother, Terry Lee Miller, who was married, I don't know, three, four times, all to black

00:34:06.800 men with systemic racism built into her.

00:34:09.820 You know, my mother used to call me a n***er.

00:34:11.760 Did you know that, Dad?

00:34:12.440 Yeah, but you want to know something?

00:34:14.140 She never called me one.

00:34:15.560 She called me that.

00:34:16.400 And you know who else you call that?

00:34:17.560 My sisters and Jesse and my brother.

00:34:20.740 That's deep.

00:34:21.240 Wow.

00:34:21.680 That is deep.

00:34:22.940 So you're just ratting on your mom?

00:34:25.760 I guess so.

00:34:26.720 And that's his dad.

00:34:27.760 That's his dad.

00:34:28.440 That's his dad.

00:34:29.040 So you're having a deep conversation with your dad where you're working out some family

00:34:32.240 issues.

00:34:32.800 Okay.

00:34:33.520 Why do you have a camera here?

00:34:35.080 Yeah.

00:34:36.020 Now, do you know mom used to say the N-word?

00:34:37.940 It's like my mom used to say, he says her full name.

00:34:40.220 He used to say the N-word.

00:34:41.320 Like, all right, buddy.

00:34:42.420 Jeez.

00:34:43.000 What is your problem?

00:34:44.020 You know what that gets you in 2024?

00:34:45.960 Yeah.

00:34:46.500 Nothing good.

00:34:47.220 Nothing good.

00:34:47.940 You never need to air out family drama in 4K.

00:34:52.480 And then also at the end of that clip, watch this face he makes when he's kind of like

00:34:57.060 wrapping it all up.

00:34:58.120 It's like a demon face.

00:34:59.180 Look at this.

00:35:00.400 Before we get into all that.

00:35:02.320 So.

00:35:02.720 What was that?

00:35:07.880 So there's the proof that it's a demonic production.

00:35:10.820 Yeah.

00:35:12.900 Why would you do that?

00:35:13.920 You got the demon coming out?

00:35:15.140 Here's my favorite clip.

00:35:16.440 This next one, right?

00:35:17.340 We're ready to move.

00:35:18.200 Yep.

00:35:18.400 I waited every weekend and you never showed up.

00:35:20.900 And you always told, you always said that you would.

00:35:24.980 What is it like as a man who used a substance that would allow you to make that little boy

00:35:33.260 wait forever?

00:35:35.240 The things in which like I have done in my past have come back to haunt me.

00:35:39.900 Okay.

00:35:40.800 You know, because like you say, peace, love, and positivity, right?

00:35:44.940 Yeah.

00:35:45.340 But, you know, how can you have peace, love, and positivity if you don't have experience,

00:35:49.900 strength, and hope?

00:35:50.620 Because they both come together.

00:35:53.360 You used to say you were going to come and then you never came.

00:35:56.540 Certain things are not for cameras, right?

00:35:58.800 Yeah.

00:35:59.340 It's like, what's the point of this?

00:36:00.940 Your absentee father where you talk shit about your mom and cry on camera and do the

00:36:04.840 little demon face?

00:36:06.220 And then now you're crying, you never came around, and you're just being mean to your

00:36:09.880 dad.

00:36:10.520 Okay.

00:36:10.960 You want to fix that problem?

00:36:12.600 Be there for your kid and go to all of the things that he wants you to go to forever.

00:36:17.300 And then it's a closed loop.

00:36:18.680 You closed loop, you fixed it.

00:36:20.080 Or you can carry this victimhood around with you your entire life and say how you're a victim

00:36:25.780 because your dad never did this, your dad never went to that, and then eventually

00:36:29.780 become the monster you think your dad is.

00:36:33.080 You'll eventually become an absent father because of how victimized you were by your

00:36:37.960 father, and the cycle repeats itself, and you'll be an absent father to your kid because

00:36:43.020 of how bad your dad was to you.

00:36:44.840 Why don't you just go hang out with your kid as much as you can, and then now that problem's

00:36:48.340 over, and that generational trauma or whatever ends with you because you're not going to be

00:36:53.520 the same dad that your dad was to you.

00:36:56.100 Yeah.

00:36:56.260 That's it.

00:36:56.760 That's how you fix it.

00:36:57.680 Yeah.

00:36:57.900 You're going to go crying, get the documentary crew here.

00:37:00.820 Mom said the N-word.

00:37:02.100 I don't think you fix it by doing a podcast with your absentee dad who kind of just answers

00:37:06.960 why he didn't go to your baseball games with a little positivity, love, and outlook, like

00:37:10.960 a catchphrase.

00:37:11.960 It's like, I was a drug addict, son.

00:37:13.880 I didn't know you'd become logic.

00:37:15.420 Yeah.

00:37:16.120 I'm old now.

00:37:17.380 I thought you were just a little rat.

00:37:18.720 I barely knew your mom.

00:37:19.860 Now you're rich and famous in your logic.

00:37:21.900 I'm around.

00:37:22.480 But yeah, man, this rapper, emotional, crying stuff, and race, and it's like, he's pretty

00:37:30.120 white.

00:37:30.800 Yeah.

00:37:31.160 He's pretty white, right?

00:37:32.540 Mm-hmm.

00:37:33.080 He is.

00:37:33.620 But I mean, they really want it to be feminized and shit.

00:37:37.200 What is this?

00:37:37.980 Talk therapy?

00:37:38.660 Podcast?

00:37:39.240 I don't know.

00:37:39.980 Yeah.

00:37:40.380 Doesn't feel good to me.

00:37:41.880 Don't need to be a whiny bitch boy victim pussy.

00:37:45.420 You said it, not me.

00:37:46.400 You don't need to.

00:37:47.340 Yeah.

00:37:47.440 That's not good for anybody.

00:37:48.820 Mm-hmm.

00:37:49.460 You want to go be a man now?

00:37:51.100 Don't be crying about your dad.

00:37:53.480 Hey, don't cry on camera.

00:37:55.680 How about that?

00:37:56.800 Yeah.

00:37:57.160 No matter what.

00:37:57.960 Let's go to the guy.

00:37:58.780 There's two clips in this next one.

00:38:00.080 This guy was called the F-slur at the gym, but actually, he wasn't called it.

00:38:03.380 It was said near him.

00:38:05.020 So here's the event happening.

00:38:06.600 And then he says, if you keep saying that, you're going to get punched in the face.

00:38:19.460 And then here's his selfie video rebuttal after the event.

00:38:22.980 Some kids or some people at the gym said the F-slur, and this is how he jumped into action.

00:38:28.100 This is the story time on how two guys called me the F-slur in the gym.

00:38:33.840 First off, they didn't call me the F-slur, okay?

00:38:37.280 They just said the F-slur.

00:38:39.320 And all you young LA, top G-lovin' guys are going to be like, bro, it's just banter, bro.

00:38:45.000 Why'd you have to press these kids?

00:38:47.400 Do they look like kids?

00:38:48.760 Do they look like children?

00:38:50.060 No, these were grown-ass men.

00:38:52.540 And also, I wasn't threatening them.

00:38:54.920 I was just spitting the facts.

00:38:56.580 If you say a slur, and there's a Rodney Coleman caliber homosexual around, you are simply just going to get knocked out.

00:39:04.980 Just straight up.

00:39:06.180 And when you get knocked out, everyone's going to look at you and think you were the person in the wrong.

00:39:12.420 Because you said a slur.

00:39:13.600 So if you're deemed to be an oppressed class and someone says a word you don't like, you're allowed to assault the other person.

00:39:19.700 Yeah, knock them out, Rodney Coleman style.

00:39:21.620 You're allowed to beat them up.

00:39:22.860 Sounds like some shit logic would say.

00:39:24.460 Well, we know the N-word is an immediate swing word for a lot of people.

00:39:30.380 And now they want gay guys to start on-siting people because of the F-word.

00:39:35.200 What about some words that I don't like?

00:39:37.700 Can I go swing at someone?

00:39:39.460 That doesn't affect me anymore.

00:39:41.360 Oh, yeah.

00:39:41.760 You're a different guy now.

00:39:43.820 If you called me Husky, now I might have to swing.

00:39:46.360 Husky.

00:39:46.820 Now that I'm down to Husky adjacent, I might swing for that.

00:39:50.920 Yeah, and it's like hearing a word, having a visceral reaction where you need to swing, that's pretty primal and low energy stuff, you know?

00:39:59.060 Like you're going to punch someone in the gym, get banned from the gym, police get called, you're in the wrong, pay medical bills because someone said a word that made you go cry cry.

00:40:08.700 And also the gym, it should be a bro's spot.

00:40:12.540 Yeah.

00:40:12.740 If someone says the F-slur at the caddy house, I'm not going, hey, what's going on in here?

00:40:18.380 That's where you say it.

00:40:20.020 Yeah.

00:40:20.520 The gym?

00:40:21.440 You can't say the F-word in the gym anymore?

00:40:23.840 Yeah.

00:40:24.420 And that's the thing is like-

00:40:26.080 Another thing we lost.

00:40:27.140 Imagine being like a soldier or somebody, and then you're ready for a war, and then this other side you're about to fight is afraid to say the no-no word.

00:40:37.320 And it's like, do you respect somebody like that?

00:40:39.180 That's an easy win.

00:40:40.020 You respect a challenger who's afraid of a word?

00:40:42.960 Or imagine if you're in the military and you say the F-slur, and then you get in trouble with the military, and it's like, I'm risking my life with my boys, and I can't joke around and call someone a certain word?

00:40:54.920 This content is like a skit where it's like, if you see someone saying the F-slur, step up.

00:41:00.300 I'm going to knock you out.

00:41:01.520 It's like a Disney channel.

00:41:02.680 They play it on the Disney channel.

00:41:04.140 Yeah.

00:41:04.600 So-

00:41:05.220 Come knock me out, dog.

00:41:06.240 I don't know.

00:41:06.840 See if you can.

00:41:08.520 Yeah.

00:41:08.920 So let's not muck around about it.

00:41:10.400 Oh, shouldn't say that.

00:41:11.860 That's anti-wetlands rhetoric.

00:41:14.700 There's this thing I saw that was avoid using anti-wetland language.

00:41:19.020 You're getting bogged down in the details.

00:41:21.440 You're frolicking in nutrient-dense mud.

00:41:23.860 Let's not muck about.

00:41:25.280 Let's not disturb the marshland.

00:41:27.160 They're dragging my name through mud.

00:41:28.740 I'm journeying through soggy terrain.

00:41:30.860 I'm swamped.

00:41:31.680 I'm immersed in nature.

00:41:32.840 We got to avoid anti-wetland rhetoric.

00:41:36.860 There was also a thing I saw, a Twitter thread.

00:41:39.260 This is basically the idea behind this clip.

00:41:41.920 The whole point of it was this guy's saying you need to swing on people who are using words you don't like.

00:41:47.460 And you're justified to do it.

00:41:48.720 And everyone's going to agree that you're justified to knock someone out for calling you a name.

00:41:53.680 Words equal violence immediately.

00:41:55.220 Yeah, so there is this other trend happening where leftists on Twitter are talking about how they need to be prepared for violence and for the fight.

00:42:02.780 And it kind of overlaps with this.

00:42:04.460 Can you read the thread?

00:42:05.600 Yeah, the main tweet that kicked this all off was,

00:42:07.820 If you're a leftist, you need to be working out four to five days a week and learning self-defense,

00:42:11.900 along with organizing with neighbors in your local community for defense, food sovereignty, and community defense.

00:42:17.680 There's no excuse not to do something to strengthen your body daily.

00:42:20.840 And then we're just going to go through some of the replies because, obviously, this is inherently good.

00:42:25.980 And if you say this on the right wing, everybody goes,

00:42:27.960 Yeah, I should.

00:42:29.080 I should be working harder.

00:42:30.180 I should start raising chickens.

00:42:32.760 I should start that garden, that community thing.

00:42:35.200 And everybody goes, Yeah, it sounds great, right?

00:42:37.140 Go to the gym, work out, eat better, be more in control of your life.

00:42:40.340 Personal responsibility, second-order effects of working out and how good you feel.

00:42:44.420 And even if you don't need to go to battle, you're a better dad because you can lift up your kids or something like that, right?

00:42:49.440 People go, You sound rich.

00:42:52.100 And then she responds back saying, You sound white.

00:42:55.100 Other people said, Amazing how you call yourself a leftist, but this whole thread absolutely stinks of conservative bootstrap ideology.

00:43:02.180 And then somebody else says, So disabled people not welcome?

00:43:05.100 I am disabled and unable to strengthen my body daily.

00:43:08.300 I guess you wouldn't want me in my wheelchair at your fancy protests anyway.

00:43:12.060 And then last one I'll read is, For the main conditions in long COVID, which 25% to 50% of the population now has, depending on where folks live, cause exercise intolerance, exercise-induced anaphylaxis, and developmental genetic energy processing disabilities where folks are not to exercise as it's dangerous.

00:43:32.060 So they want to get ready to have the front lines become a thing where they need to go fight in the front lines.

00:43:40.100 But then they get into an argument because of people's disabilities, the front lines isn't going to be accessible to everybody.

00:43:46.560 So instead of figuring out who's on the front lines and what to do with the fight, they're going to argue over the use of those terms and their rhetoric because not everyone can get their wheelchair to the battlefield.

00:43:57.560 And you can tell who's stuck on the old stuff too.

00:44:00.800 Like there's a lot of people saying like, Are you going to wear a mask when you do this?

00:44:04.080 And I have long COVID now.

00:44:05.540 It's like, Guys, that was four years ago.

00:44:07.260 We're on new leftist shit now.

00:44:08.680 Yeah.

00:44:09.040 We need to fight.

00:44:09.980 Yeah.

00:44:10.200 So, but obviously they can't come to any agreements.

00:44:12.560 So this, this is kind of like, uh, almost giving me hope because, you know, Joe Biden can get in control and the people who run Joe Biden and leftists can subvert systems that exist and they can, uh, bastardize something or flip something around, but they can't actually all organize and agree and create something.

00:44:32.880 So like long-term, nobody's fighting a war for the leftist, you know, or people will be like, Oh yeah, I'm not doing that.

00:44:40.880 I'm not that far in.

00:44:41.940 Right.

00:44:42.380 Yeah.

00:44:42.900 Whereas conservatives are like, yeah, no self-improvement, like bootstrap mentality, uh, taking care of yourself and your community.

00:44:49.240 I can, I can get in on that.

00:44:51.060 Yeah.

00:44:51.680 Whereas leftists, it's just an argument point and it's a battle to the, to the lowest.

00:44:56.600 It's like a battle of like, who's usually the most correct words, which is like when it comes to, they're talking about like battles and fighting.

00:45:02.260 Like when it comes to that, it's just pure strength versus pure strength and tactics.

00:45:07.760 But then they're trying to use their soft world, anti-fighting world ideas of, well, who's going to be on the front line?

00:45:14.840 We need to have a ramp here.

00:45:16.960 Not everyone can work out.

00:45:18.200 People have long cover.

00:45:18.940 We're going to have to wear a mask.

00:45:20.060 Charge the wheelchairs.

00:45:20.960 Like someone's going to like drop a drone bomb on you.

00:45:23.120 Yeah.

00:45:23.440 It's over.

00:45:24.340 I don't know.

00:45:24.940 So you're like not understanding.

00:45:26.420 Like it's like almost like a, like a jumbo shrimp where it's like you're, the things you're discussing and getting figured out for the war don't really come in handy when the war starts.

00:45:38.740 Yeah.

00:45:38.920 When the war, when there's a, you know, like small group riot tactics, we're not worried about the wheelchair lady.

00:45:46.020 Okay.

00:45:46.240 Yeah.

00:45:46.520 Where's the catering table going to go when the war starts, guys?

00:45:49.740 Because if we could have to clear this space out, it's like, where's the catering table going to go when the war starts?

00:45:56.740 Who's going to take the master bedroom during the war?

00:45:59.200 And it's like, well, we use, you know, for main suite.

00:46:02.440 We don't say master bedroom anymore.

00:46:03.760 And it's like, guys, it's a blown out house in the sparsely populated hinterlands.

00:46:07.800 Yeah.

00:46:08.300 All right.

00:46:08.720 Next clip of cringe.

00:46:09.800 The guy at the coffee shop, there's a guy at Starbucks who tried to approach a girl and then he got mad and made a selfie video.

00:46:15.360 And we're going to decide which side we're on.

00:46:18.120 It is not easy to be a single man in your thirties in America today.

00:46:21.360 I just went to Starbucks to order a vanilla latte with an extra shot.

00:46:25.120 And as I am walking up to the door, I happen to notice this beautiful girl walking up to the door as well.

00:46:29.600 And she has a death cap for cutie t-shirt on.

00:46:31.900 That's been my favorite band since I was 14 years old.

00:46:34.500 I am 32 now.

00:46:35.580 That's 18 years of loving this band.

00:46:37.400 So as I take, you know, I take a quick two step to open the door for it.

00:46:40.600 I'm like, hey, you have great taste in music.

00:46:42.660 That's been my favorite band since I was 14 years old.

00:46:44.760 And she looks at me and she just says, cool.

00:46:46.280 And she walks straight to the counter, which I recognized I was giving up the first spot in line by opening the door for it.

00:46:51.560 Not a big deal.

00:46:52.280 When she gets to the counter, she orders a vanilla latte with an extra shot.

00:46:57.040 And in my heart, I'm kind of like, that's pretty cool.

00:46:59.440 What a coincidence.

00:47:00.440 So I go up to the cashier when it's my turn.

00:47:02.120 And I'm like, I'm actually going to order the same thing that she just ordered.

00:47:04.720 She was like, great.

00:47:05.400 It'll be right out.

00:47:06.340 Now, there is no place to sit in the Starbucks.

00:47:08.620 There's just this coffee tori area in front of the counter.

00:47:11.580 So as we're both waiting, I just look over at the gal and I'm like, what's your favorite album by Death Cab?

00:47:16.600 And she looks over at me with a glare and she is like, stop talking to me.

00:47:21.020 I'm not remotely interested.

00:47:22.580 And she says it loud enough for the entirety of the Starbucks to hear.

00:47:25.240 And everybody in the Starbucks looks at me.

00:47:27.380 And at that point, the only sound I'm hearing is the chorus of hey-yah.

00:47:31.660 And silence is loud.

00:47:33.380 And I got to be honest, I have never been such a deer in headlights.

00:47:36.720 I had never been so immediately like, what did I do wrong?

00:47:40.260 And everything in me wanted to just, you know, in hurt, be like, honey, I'm gay.

00:47:43.840 You could do worse than me.

00:47:45.000 But I wasn't going to lie and throw the gay community under the bus just because somebody hurt my feelings and was rude.

00:47:49.940 But I have no idea where I went wrong there.

00:47:53.020 I'm so puzzled.

00:47:54.040 All right.

00:47:54.820 That's enough yapping.

00:47:55.700 You have no idea where you went wrong?

00:47:57.500 Oh, we have a couple ways.

00:47:59.100 We have some tips.

00:48:00.080 I have some notes.

00:48:01.120 Yeah.

00:48:01.240 First things first, when you open the door for the lady and she doesn't say thank you, and then you make a comment and she says a one-word cold response, that's pretty much it.

00:48:11.480 That's a wrap.

00:48:12.240 You put a feeler out there.

00:48:13.640 You tried.

00:48:14.580 Didn't really come back your way.

00:48:16.320 It's done.

00:48:17.000 No one owes you a conversation.

00:48:19.480 No one owes you attraction.

00:48:21.200 No one owes you a bubbly response.

00:48:22.880 It would have been nice to have a conversation about Death Cab for Cutie, that emo band you like when you're a teenager.

00:48:27.500 And I know you think you have so much in common because you have the same drink order as a girl, but that's not actually the W you think it is.

00:48:36.600 Yeah.

00:48:36.780 It's like, oh, hey, we both ordered vanilla latte.

00:48:38.640 It's like men should only drink black coffee, either iced or hot, with a shot or without a shot of espresso in it.

00:48:45.680 That's your only order.

00:48:47.540 So if you're ordering, oh, me and you had the vanilla latte with the extra pump, that's not good.

00:48:53.140 That's actually way worse if you ordered the same thing she does and she didn't know you were going to order that.

00:48:58.240 She thinks you're copying and this is about to be a leech stalker scenario, right?

00:49:02.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:03.800 So when she didn't give you the positive feedback, why don't you go, oh, she didn't say thank you for holding the door for her.

00:49:09.200 I have standards.

00:49:10.300 I'm not interested in her now.

00:49:12.160 Yeah.

00:49:12.460 Girls like when guys have standards.

00:49:14.320 That could have worked.

00:49:15.520 There's a couple other things here.

00:49:17.040 Number one, you have no riz.

00:49:18.780 Yeah.

00:49:19.200 I mean, you know that though, right?

00:49:21.160 You have no riz.

00:49:22.060 Number two, you're not in the sun enough.

00:49:25.180 You're visibly not outside in the sun enough.

00:49:29.340 And when you're not in the sun, being tan and being in the sun is like the easiest thing you can do to kind of show people that you're a healthy, normal guy who goes outside.

00:49:37.320 That's true.

00:49:38.040 And he did not do that here.

00:49:39.660 He's visibly inside all day.

00:49:42.280 Death Cab for Cuties, a weird emo band.

00:49:44.300 Who cares about that?

00:49:45.540 You can't assume a girl is like obsessed with the band if she wears a band t-shirt.

00:49:49.920 You guys know that like TikTok Gen Z types wear like Motley Crue shirts and they don't know one song, right?

00:49:55.900 No one knows anything.

00:49:56.740 Yeah.

00:49:57.280 And also, if you approach a girl and she doesn't respond positively and you're not happy with the girls that are responding positively to you, you don't think they're good looking enough, you need to improve yourself until the level of girls that's responding positively to you raises to your standard that you think you deserve.

00:50:14.220 This phenotype, this type of guy, you're not fucked.

00:50:18.180 Yeah.

00:50:18.500 There's routes for you.

00:50:19.480 There's crypto millionaires.

00:50:21.060 You could be a drummer in a band.

00:50:23.900 There's things you could do where you're this guy and you get girls.

00:50:28.500 Yeah.

00:50:28.860 100%.

00:50:29.260 So it's not like, oh, I'm just ugly and it's unfair.

00:50:31.600 You're not hopeless.

00:50:32.820 Yeah.

00:50:33.140 I know plenty of ugly guys like that that do great.

00:50:35.700 All right.

00:50:36.180 So heaps of them.

00:50:37.620 I know 10.

00:50:38.520 Yeah.

00:50:38.800 All right.

00:50:39.760 So, but this girl, obviously she handled it in a very specific kind of way too.

00:50:45.020 So are we going to talk about that?

00:50:46.900 Yeah.

00:50:47.420 I mean, the main problem with this guy, you went back for more, you got the cold response, you went back for more and you're surprised she like snapped or, you know, especially, oh, this beautiful girl.

00:50:58.540 It's like, dude, it's pre-coffee Starbucks girl.

00:51:01.380 It's not the hitting on time, right?

00:51:03.240 Oh, Death Cab, you have that shirt.

00:51:05.000 Certain types of guys, they go, oh, that's the thing that means so much to me.

00:51:09.580 So I have to talk to you now for 10 minutes at the coffee shop in the morning.

00:51:13.900 Nobody owes you conversation.

00:51:15.240 Nobody owes you anything.

00:51:16.360 And then, yeah.

00:51:17.180 But, you know, the quote, don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.

00:51:20.700 Yeah.

00:51:21.120 That millennial girl thing that they actually say.

00:51:24.960 It's on her mug.

00:51:25.460 It's on her fucking mug.

00:51:26.540 I don't know what to tell you.

00:51:28.200 Yeah.

00:51:28.780 So, you know, this guy thinks he's owed a connection.

00:51:31.480 That girl could have a boyfriend.

00:51:32.380 She could have just failed her sociology test.

00:51:35.940 She could have just gotten the insurance back and she's only getting five grand for her total car and she'd spend 15 grand on it.

00:51:42.220 She's underwater on the car now.

00:51:43.680 She just found out.

00:51:44.700 She just read the email.

00:51:46.080 She doesn't want to talk to you about Death Cab for Cutie.

00:51:47.940 You're not 6'5 and Jacked.

00:51:49.380 She's not really looking to talk to people that look like they could be a barista at the store.

00:51:53.620 Yeah, pretty much.

00:51:55.140 All right.

00:51:55.360 But so let's get into this woman because I want to talk about what she did, which I think could have dire consequences.

00:52:02.260 Yeah.

00:52:02.820 So the woman, obviously she tried to give off a sign that she wasn't interested.

00:52:07.440 Then the second time around, she caused a scene, right?

00:52:10.100 Yeah.

00:52:10.280 And so causing a scene like that in a small Starbucks with a guy who's like interested, awoogamaxing, it can take a dark turn, right?

00:52:20.980 Yeah.

00:52:21.280 And with a guy like this who knows social cues, knows everything, and goes like, oh, man, I just got humiliated.

00:52:29.560 Whoa, that was crazy, you know?

00:52:32.560 It works on him.

00:52:34.000 But the guy who takes it the wrong way when you try to humiliate him, the social cues weren't going to work on him either way, and now you just got an angry guy who's interested in stalker-ishy.

00:52:43.840 Good thing he's not a migrant.

00:52:45.120 Yeah.

00:52:46.240 Migrant doesn't talk about Death Cab for Cutie.

00:52:48.340 It's just a Death Cab for you.

00:52:49.840 And you just get stabbed by the migrant.

00:52:53.020 He has a machete.

00:52:53.820 Yeah.

00:52:54.300 And isn't that funny that, like, this only works on a civilized guy?

00:52:59.480 You know, that social stigma, that shame thing only works on a civilized guy.

00:53:05.740 So you can't do that to someone who's really awooga and henchman-maxing at the same time.

00:53:09.980 That's a good point.

00:53:10.660 And also, you don't want to, what do you want, date someone who drinks Starbucks?

00:53:14.420 Yeah.

00:53:15.420 Oh, hey, we both drink seed oils.

00:53:17.120 You want to talk about the emo band?

00:53:19.400 Yeah.

00:53:19.580 That's not even a good thing.

00:53:20.560 And to be fair, her brain's probably fried from birth control and TikTok.

00:53:25.020 For sure.

00:53:25.620 You don't even want to date her.

00:53:26.620 This is, yeah, it's kind of ugly on both sides is the way I see it.

00:53:29.720 So.

00:53:29.960 Yeah.

00:53:30.380 But.

00:53:31.240 Sad state of affairs.

00:53:32.080 Like, you never picked up that, like, people don't like to talk in person to strangers anymore,

00:53:35.940 especially hot girls?

00:53:37.040 We don't talk to people.

00:53:38.460 We don't do that anymore.

00:53:39.520 I don't know.

00:53:40.580 This guy's, like, surprised that someone cold-shouldered him.

00:53:43.220 I don't.

00:53:43.660 So you got cold-shouldered.

00:53:44.720 What should you do now?

00:53:45.660 Why don't you make a selfie video in your shit car crying about it?

00:53:49.900 Well, I think you're being a little harsh to this guy.

00:53:52.640 I mean, this guy tried to be normal.

00:53:54.180 And he, I don't think he was going to, like, what, try to get her number or grab her tits or anything.

00:53:58.300 But if we make fun of Logic for being a pussy and making a video, we have to make fun of him for making a video, too.

00:54:03.340 The move is not to go online and be a victim about it.

00:54:06.300 That's true.

00:54:06.780 You just never tell anyone.

00:54:08.000 No one's ever going to talk about, oh, you did Starbucks.

00:54:10.220 This guy got humiliated.

00:54:11.160 They don't even know you.

00:54:11.880 Just move on.

00:54:12.460 Never happened.

00:54:13.260 I agree.

00:54:13.780 I agree.

00:54:14.400 Go get some sun.

00:54:15.900 Eat some steak.

00:54:17.260 And then find a girl you do like.

00:54:18.820 And then if you don't, don't make a big deal of it until you find the girl you do like.

00:54:22.260 And then it's over.

00:54:22.960 Yeah.

00:54:23.200 You don't need to make a, what, have society change?

00:54:26.900 Oh, we need to change it so hot girls will talk to creepy strangers in Starbucks more.

00:54:31.940 Yeah.

00:54:32.100 Those days are done.

00:54:33.340 Let's do this lemons video.

00:54:34.880 Let this rip.

00:54:36.220 I can't be the only person on the planet that didn't know that you can just pick a piece of fruit off of a tree and eat it.

00:54:42.460 I had a friend come over a few weeks ago and she was like, Carly, why do you have a bag of lemons in your fridge?

00:54:47.180 And I said, oh, well, I use lemons in my cooking a lot and sometimes I put them in my sparkling water.

00:54:51.180 And she was just like, no, but why do you have a bag of lemons from the store?

00:54:55.780 And I said, oh, well, sometimes I cook with them and I also put them in.

00:54:58.700 And she said, no, you have a lemon tree outside.

00:55:01.580 And I said, okay.

00:55:04.300 And she said, so why do you buy lemons?

00:55:07.440 And I said, because I cook with them.

00:55:10.000 And she said, Carly, you have a lemon tree.

00:55:12.740 You just pick the lemons off the tree and you put them in your food or in your sparkling water.

00:55:16.840 And I said, don't you have to do something to them?

00:55:20.200 All right.

00:55:20.500 You get the point.

00:55:21.260 Yeah.

00:55:21.520 So she didn't know trees bear fruit, but she did know how to get those stupid tattoos, though.

00:55:27.000 Yeah.

00:55:27.160 She knows how to send a corporate HR type worded email about it.

00:55:30.820 I'm sure.

00:55:31.760 And she also probably knows how to spend 200K on some stupid college.

00:55:36.120 Yeah.

00:55:36.340 She knows how to log into her student loan payments and pay it back with her HR job that she has.

00:55:42.220 I have two degrees.

00:55:43.160 This is a huge win for the eat the bugs, live in the pod people.

00:55:47.460 Yeah.

00:55:47.880 This girl somehow didn't know that she could eat a lemon off of a lemon tree.

00:55:51.840 Like, that's their winning.

00:55:53.120 Klaus Schwab, he laughs.

00:55:54.840 He smiles.

00:55:55.820 Very far removed from where the food comes from.

00:55:58.180 Yeah.

00:55:58.460 And so this is so far removed from, which is another tenant of the show that we always say, like, don't get too far removed from where the food comes from.

00:56:05.380 And like, I don't know, man.

00:56:07.060 Maybe this is the girl who rebuffed him at Starbucks, too.

00:56:09.820 So maybe she was wearing the thing and get that fucking lemon away from me.

00:56:14.060 I don't know.

00:56:14.760 But I just saw this as like a huge, crazy, disconnected thing.

00:56:19.200 Right.

00:56:19.720 And we had to talk about it.

00:56:22.180 Anything else?

00:56:22.760 Any other points?

00:56:23.280 Nothing.

00:56:23.760 Just dumb, dumb shit.

00:56:26.040 Dumb, dumb shit.

00:56:26.680 You can't forget, guys.

00:56:27.780 Don't forget.

00:56:28.380 Dumb, dumb shit from people who want to be in charge of stuff.

00:56:31.180 Like, that woman is going to tell you why a woman needs the right to choose and why kids need to learn about LGBT and why the pride parade is so good and why trans kids' lives are at risk.

00:56:41.580 And you don't know how to fucking pick a fruit off the tree.

00:56:45.180 That's it.

00:56:45.280 You don't know where the lemon comes from, the lemon tree?

00:56:48.620 What do you think happens?

00:56:49.760 Well, and then this is like the same.

00:56:51.040 Well, you have to take it off and then someone puts seed oils in it and they give it to you.

00:56:53.980 Oh, okay.

00:56:55.060 You're okay.

00:56:55.640 Okay.

00:56:56.360 We have to put the pesticides on it.

00:56:57.800 That way it poisons your hormones.

00:56:59.520 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

00:57:00.720 She's actually right.

00:57:01.880 Oh, and also we have to cover this too in Cringe just because it's trans related.

00:57:06.120 There was a trans shooter.

00:57:06.940 And this is why, this is the only reason that I get pissed off when you do five episodes of pets thing because I know you have five videos of the pet guys, but there's a trans shooter we're barely talking about on the episode.

00:57:18.600 So is Ratboy right to get a little bit mad?

00:57:21.360 Well, that's why your shirt's got your name on it.

00:57:23.720 Richard.

00:57:24.220 You're showing up to work.

00:57:25.280 You're doing a good job.

00:57:25.940 All right.

00:57:26.220 So it was at the Joel Osteen Church.

00:57:27.840 The Lakewood Church shooter identified as transgender, legal name Genesee Moreno, but went by the name Jeffrey.

00:57:33.900 So it was a woman trying to become a man, Jeffrey, who shot up the place.

00:57:39.240 Full of hormones, full of testosterone, couldn't handle it.

00:57:43.100 So that's what we're seeing.

00:57:44.960 And this is someone from El Salvador who's named Escalante Moreno, Jeffrey Escalante Moreno.

00:57:51.120 Jeffrey.

00:57:52.100 And they identified him as white on this little thing.

00:57:55.700 Free Palestine sticker on the gun.

00:57:57.360 Free Palestine sticker on the gun.

00:57:59.140 El Salvadorian immigrants.

00:58:01.800 I don't know.

00:58:02.560 What else can we say other than these little girls who try to become little boys?

00:58:06.980 They seem to be the shooters more because they get pumped full of testosterone and they say, let's do it.

00:58:11.720 Yeah.

00:58:12.140 Let's do it before the crank wears off.

00:58:14.360 Pretty much.

00:58:15.420 Yeah.

00:58:15.980 So I don't know.

00:58:17.040 We weren't going to cover that otherwise.

00:58:18.740 But even though we covered the tree that touches the guy's arm and the Michael Jackson blind autistic guy.

00:58:25.620 But he's very talented.

00:58:27.260 Yeah.

00:58:28.020 Okay.

00:58:28.620 All right.

00:58:28.860 And then End Wokeness posted that one.

00:58:30.860 End Wokeness is a great account on Twitter.

00:58:32.800 They're on top of everything.

00:58:34.100 Yeah, pretty much.

00:58:34.800 Like one of our favorite go-tos for the show.

00:58:38.100 All right.

00:58:38.800 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:58:40.520 We're moving on to Urban Decay.

00:58:41.800 It's going to get a little bit worse.

00:58:42.840 We have a public transportation enrichment section.

00:58:45.500 First is the guy who attacks everybody.

00:58:48.180 This guy, this migrant, this future astronaut's coming and just punching everyone in the face.

00:58:54.320 He's slapping all the women.

00:58:55.820 Yeah.

00:58:56.740 There he goes.

00:58:57.700 And here comes the big one.

00:58:59.120 Boom.

00:59:00.240 She didn't respond to his death cap for cutie comment.

00:59:02.780 Yeah.

00:59:03.160 And then look how the men react.

00:59:06.040 So this guy sees that girl get wiped out and he kind of starts walking towards him.

00:59:10.900 And then he runs by and he goes like that.

00:59:12.940 He does a slow motion pat on this guy with his checkbook.

00:59:16.820 Yeah.

00:59:16.960 This is like time to spear him, like double leg takedown, full tackle.

00:59:21.180 And this guy does a little swat at him like, don't get me.

00:59:24.320 Yeah.

00:59:24.720 So, and obviously there's a Daniel Penny situation where if you kill that guy, you'll probably get in trouble.

00:59:31.580 But if you're a guy and you look at that situation and you don't know to grab that guy and at least pin him down until the cops get there.

00:59:39.660 Hold him until the authorities come.

00:59:41.140 Yeah.

00:59:41.180 You're watching too much pornography.

00:59:43.020 Yeah.

00:59:43.640 I don't know.

00:59:44.120 It's making your brain go dull and there's like a division between you and everyone in society because you have like this fog over you because you're looking at pornography.

00:59:53.000 See, I don't know.

00:59:53.720 I go back and forth on this type of shit because you have the Daniel Penny considerations.

00:59:57.980 The, this girl probably hates you, you know, like, or there's like certain there, the alienation exists between you, this woman, you and society, like you and the court of law.

01:00:11.400 That alienation is all real.

01:00:13.440 But, you know, if you're going to do something, you don't do the pussy little side hit.

01:00:17.280 Hey.

01:00:17.840 Yeah.

01:00:18.120 Hey.

01:00:18.260 Why did you do that?

01:00:19.600 Duh.

01:00:19.800 There he goes.

01:00:20.780 Stop.

01:00:20.940 Don't, you migrant.

01:00:22.180 But you can just get him to the ground.

01:00:24.660 Everyone should be capable enough or working to be capable enough to get him to the ground.

01:00:27.980 You put your knee on his neck and you hold it there for seven, eight minutes.

01:00:32.140 Yeah.

01:00:32.440 Maybe nine and a half minutes.

01:00:33.540 You just hold it.

01:00:34.680 You and your boys hold it.

01:00:35.880 And when people start working around and filming you, you say, no, we hold them down.

01:00:40.180 And then once the, and hopefully you didn't eat fentanyl.

01:00:42.460 Yeah.

01:00:42.840 And then he'll stay alive.

01:00:44.000 Yeah.

01:00:44.320 Easy money.

01:00:44.980 Yeah.

01:00:45.560 All right.

01:00:45.800 Let's go to the lady smoking crack on the subway.

01:00:47.340 This isn't, I don't have much to say about it, but this is just what it is.

01:00:54.140 It's a big crack hit.

01:00:56.320 Pops it out.

01:00:58.980 Secondhand crack smoke.

01:01:01.840 And then, and then spits.

01:01:07.280 Spits on the ground.

01:01:09.020 Yeah.

01:01:09.720 That's pretty good.

01:01:10.560 I got secondhand crack smoke in LA one time.

01:01:12.880 I know.

01:01:13.220 You've told the story on the show, I think.

01:01:14.780 It wasn't that good.

01:01:15.740 You didn't get high?

01:01:16.740 I didn't get anything.

01:01:17.560 No.

01:01:17.780 I just felt like I smoked something from underneath the sink.

01:01:20.400 Yeah.

01:01:21.140 So, uh, I mean, again, America proving our transportation systems are really just for mentally ill schizophrenics and drug addicts and, uh, getting to work is the, the second tier benefit of it.

01:01:32.340 So kind of similar to that is this next one, public transportation enrichment.

01:01:36.480 Uh, the, so the girl goes on the bus, doesn't pay her fare.

01:01:40.880 And then the bus driver gives her a hard time.

01:01:42.860 And then she argues like she's correct.

01:01:44.860 You really just told me to shut the fuck up.

01:01:46.720 Because I'm quote unquote not a paying customer.

01:01:48.920 After you break checked me and you tried to make me fall on this bus for going four stops, as you said.

01:01:54.980 Literally from what, the 86 to 88.

01:01:57.400 Thank you very much.

01:01:58.000 You told me to shut the fuck up.

01:01:59.140 Have a great day.

01:01:59.500 MCA will be hearing about this.

01:02:00.880 Because I don't know why you guys act like that $2.90 is coming out of your pension.

01:02:05.780 Because it's not.

01:02:06.380 It's tax payer dollars.

01:02:07.680 You know, it's only four stops.

01:02:09.720 It's only stealing.

01:02:11.120 Let me ride the bus for free and stand in the window by the door, not in a seat.

01:02:16.300 Because I'm not going to pay and go through the turnstile.

01:02:18.860 It's only four stops.

01:02:20.020 Yep.

01:02:20.300 So that guy having standards and trying to maintain standards, he becomes the bad guy because he's trying to infringe on a black woman trying to get to work.

01:02:28.520 Yeah, some loud mouth yapper starts filming and all of a sudden it's, whoa, okay, it's fine to steal, you know?

01:02:34.720 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:35.220 Might as well start smoking crack and start spitting on the bus too.

01:02:37.960 And then why don't you go knock that guy out?

01:02:40.160 You know, it's like nothing matters or everything matters, right?

01:02:44.040 Yeah.

01:02:44.380 Next one, speaking of nothing matters, they tried to do a prank on the subway, but it's just scary.

01:02:51.400 Go, go, go.

01:02:52.080 Now!

01:02:52.840 Watch out, watch out!

01:02:53.820 Go, go, go!

01:02:55.020 It's coming!

01:02:55.840 It's coming!

01:02:56.800 Go!

01:02:57.560 Go!

01:02:58.440 Run!

01:02:59.380 Run!

01:03:00.400 Run!

01:03:01.240 Run!

01:03:01.440 Run!

01:03:03.420 Oh, it's a gorilla.

01:03:04.660 Oh, okay.

01:03:05.260 I thought it was going to be an active shooter, an active stabber, a migrant with a gun.

01:03:09.320 Someone on drugs.

01:03:10.380 Yeah.

01:03:11.260 Actual things.

01:03:12.140 It's like it's not the time to do the...

01:03:13.880 And isn't that like the one place where free speech, you don't have protections?

01:03:17.540 It's like yelling fire in a crowded theater.

01:03:19.580 That's fire in a crowded theater.

01:03:21.420 That's pretty close.

01:03:22.240 Pretty close to it.

01:03:23.740 All right.

01:03:24.880 Let's go to the college fight at the school fair.

01:03:30.400 So they're in high school and there was a college fair where they have tables from colleges.

01:03:35.500 In LA.

01:03:35.980 In LA.

01:03:36.720 The College Expo.

01:03:38.160 And this is with no audio because it was originally uploaded with a horrible rap song,

01:03:42.240 but everyone's phones are out.

01:03:44.360 Everyone's phones are out.

01:03:45.260 It's the Black College Expo in LA.

01:03:47.520 Yep.

01:03:47.840 And then everybody starts fleeing because I think people thought it was an active shooter

01:03:51.480 when really it was just an active brawl.

01:03:54.220 And then here's an alternate angle after most of the action happened.

01:03:58.480 And they're all chanting, fuck the police.

01:04:11.320 Would you like to go to Brown?

01:04:13.580 These are...

01:04:14.180 It's funny because people always joke about scholars and these are aspiring scholars who

01:04:19.680 get into a brawl and then chant, fuck the police.

01:04:22.380 I mean, it's pretty accurate.

01:04:23.300 And it's actually what they'll do in college still, right?

01:04:26.480 This is a living resume.

01:04:28.820 Yeah.

01:04:29.200 Of who we're accepting.

01:04:30.460 Oh, you were chanting.

01:04:31.280 You can literally go, all right, who is chanting?

01:04:33.120 Reject it, reject it, reject it.

01:04:34.960 But it's the opposite.

01:04:36.100 You're going to be a nightmare.

01:04:36.200 You're going to sue us.

01:04:37.060 They're going to be let in even easier with lower standards because they need quotas.

01:04:41.420 All these places need quotas.

01:04:42.760 These are future scholars.

01:04:43.980 You know what?

01:04:44.460 Let's get some of these in the FAA.

01:04:46.580 Yeah.

01:04:46.780 Let's get some.

01:04:47.340 How many of you guys...

01:04:48.540 Raise your hand if your worst high school class was science.

01:04:51.180 They all raised their hand.

01:04:52.140 We're going to need you to fly an airplane.

01:04:53.860 Yeah.

01:04:54.080 You think you can handle a 767?

01:04:56.500 Yeah.

01:04:57.580 All right.

01:04:58.160 Well, there's one clip left.

01:04:59.520 Should it be the homeless person who got helped by the TikToker or the George Gascon

01:05:04.100 call out?

01:05:04.720 Let's do the homeless person who got attacked by a TikToker because I want to...

01:05:09.840 This is going with the charity theme that we've done over the past couple of weeks.

01:05:13.500 Smart.

01:05:13.800 Where you help somebody who's well-to-do.

01:05:16.360 You find somebody who needs a new roof or like...

01:05:19.440 Down in their luck.

01:05:20.140 Exactly.

01:05:20.920 But someone whose character you can vouch for, right?

01:05:23.300 So in this clip, there was a TikToker who interviewed a homeless guy and showed him

01:05:27.980 and told the story.

01:05:28.820 And then they raised 400 grand for him.

01:05:30.880 And then it turns out that guy's a violent criminal.

01:05:33.700 And when the lady who was a victim of his violent criminality saw, it kind of broke her

01:05:39.380 heart.

01:05:39.980 Because she saw him on TV getting all this money and she knew he was a street rat.

01:05:43.120 Oh man, and that viral TikTok video goes by Alonzo tonight.

01:05:47.400 I exclusively spoke with a woman who says years ago here in D.C. he beat her up when she

01:05:52.940 was homeless and now she's only sharing the harrowing details with Fox 5.

01:05:58.000 The attack was caught on camera and we want to warn you, it may be difficult to watch.

01:06:03.160 This is exclusive video you will only see on Fox 5.

01:06:07.660 Police say Alonzo Douglas Hebron put a scarf over the victim's head while she was sleeping

01:06:12.520 outside Foundry United Methodist Church.

01:06:15.100 Then he started punching her face and body for several minutes.

01:06:18.680 The brutal assault happened in June 2020 on Peachtree in Northwest D.C.

01:06:23.600 I'm speechless.

01:06:24.760 I do not understand how a human being can act like this.

01:06:27.940 He's a sociopath.

01:06:29.740 He does not have a sense of remorse.

01:06:33.360 The victim, who wants to remain anonymous for safety reasons, says she woke up at the

01:06:38.000 hospital not remembering what exactly happened to her.

01:06:41.580 She's sharing these photos.

01:06:42.200 So she was beaten by this guy and then the guy got 400k from a TikToker.

01:06:45.800 Because some TikToker who knows how to work the algorithm, knows how to raise money, knows

01:06:49.480 how to make content and do it in a snappy way said, can we raise money for Lester or

01:06:53.460 whatever the fucking guy's name was.

01:06:55.160 And then the donations poured in.

01:06:57.640 But this is why like, oh yeah, he's a street rat.

01:07:00.980 He's down on his luck.

01:07:02.060 How'd he get there?

01:07:03.240 Yeah.

01:07:03.580 What happened to him?

01:07:04.520 What decisions did he make?

01:07:06.020 Who did he victimize along the way?

01:07:07.740 And it's like raised 400 grand and like middle class people are just struggling.

01:07:12.180 And you, you what, you're going to save the violent street rat.

01:07:15.560 Yeah, exactly.

01:07:16.680 Not everyone's down on their luck and just down and out and just needs a little help.

01:07:21.400 A lot of people are there because of their decisions, because of their addictions, because

01:07:24.620 of their mental illnesses, because of their violence.

01:07:27.000 Yeah.

01:07:27.120 Some people are where they're supposed to be.

01:07:28.840 Yeah.

01:07:29.080 You know, like, I mean, I hate to say that, oh, he should be on the street or whatever,

01:07:32.720 but it's like, some people are kind of where they end up.

01:07:35.400 Yeah.

01:07:35.600 Not everything is goodwill hunting.

01:07:37.180 Yeah, exactly.

01:07:38.180 Oh, dude, give me a chalkboard.

01:07:39.960 I'll get some math going.

01:07:41.120 All of a sudden I'll be out of here.

01:07:42.760 Yeah.

01:07:43.840 All right.

01:07:44.360 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:07:46.060 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:07:47.580 All right.

01:07:47.980 First is the worker at the restaurant.

01:07:56.140 So we can't play the music, whether it's Mission Impossible music.

01:07:58.760 A rat comes in.

01:07:59.900 He puts his foot on it.

01:08:01.260 He still serves the people their drinks.

01:08:03.640 The other worker comes with a bag.

01:08:06.720 He scoops the rat up.

01:08:09.280 Italian job.

01:08:10.260 No one even knew.

01:08:11.420 Yeah.

01:08:11.840 Save the restaurant.

01:08:13.000 So this is uplifting.

01:08:13.780 Obviously, this guy is a gangster, and that's a huge save for the restaurant.

01:08:18.080 Imagine if one of the restaurant goers saw there was a rat.

01:08:21.220 That would be game over.

01:08:22.820 So this guy is a great worker, and he also has the ability to blackmail the restaurant now.

01:08:27.700 So he has leverage, and he can maybe get some equity or get a raise or get time off whenever he wants.

01:08:32.240 And the fact that we are seeing this video now leads me to believe they called his bluff,

01:08:36.440 and now he released it anyway.

01:08:38.120 Wow.

01:08:38.540 So good for him.

01:08:39.260 He's maybe on the run.

01:08:40.360 Maybe.

01:08:40.620 But that's good to see because that is – that's a good worker to have.

01:08:45.240 Smart.

01:08:45.820 Yeah.

01:08:46.500 All right.

01:08:46.960 Speaking of great workers, I saw this on Twitter.

01:08:50.840 The guy with the pipes installed.

01:08:53.100 This was sent to us for uplifting gold.

01:08:54.600 Yeah.

01:08:54.860 It said this guy tweeted,

01:08:56.460 Opened the basement door and unexpectedly saw this fine example of rabid attention to detail and workman's pride.

01:09:01.880 I rather doubt anyone has ever appreciated the outside of a few random –

01:09:06.260 appreciated this outside of a few random trades guys.

01:09:09.660 Not enough room in the cramped space to take a better picture.

01:09:12.440 And it's just – I think this guy's water heater and all his kind of control room with all the valves and the copper wiring organized perfectly.

01:09:20.680 Perfectly organized.

01:09:21.840 And it's not for show.

01:09:22.880 It's not the front of the house.

01:09:23.980 It's not the molding in the living room.

01:09:25.820 It's that little room that only the workers see, but he took pride in his work.

01:09:29.640 It's called workman's pride.

01:09:31.160 Yep.

01:09:31.580 All right.

01:09:32.180 Uplifting.

01:09:32.840 We actually have real uplifting coming.

01:09:34.800 Okay.

01:09:35.020 Next is the New York – I think it's New York City or whatever.

01:09:39.000 It looks New York.

01:09:40.060 These girls were asked what they are wearing and what they do for work.

01:09:43.300 Excuse me.

01:09:43.740 I love your outfit.

01:09:44.880 What do you do for a living?

01:09:46.940 Which one of us?

01:09:47.960 Are you?

01:09:48.800 Thank you.

01:09:49.760 What do you do?

01:09:50.620 I'm a children's director for a church.

01:09:52.500 Amazing.

01:09:52.980 What do you love about your job?

01:09:53.940 Anything?

01:09:54.860 I love being able to pour into kids' lives and tell them about Jesus.

01:09:58.600 Amazing.

01:09:59.060 That's cool.

01:09:59.660 What about you?

01:10:00.240 What do you do for a living?

01:10:01.100 I'm in grad school right now.

01:10:02.120 I'm getting my master's in counseling.

01:10:03.480 Amazing.

01:10:03.920 Where do you see yourself in five years?

01:10:05.600 Hopefully helping people and making the world better.

01:10:07.620 That's cool.

01:10:08.220 What about you?

01:10:08.720 Why not end up with you?

01:10:09.940 What do you do for a living?

01:10:10.600 I'm a worship director at the same church that she works in.

01:10:12.980 Is that how you guys met?

01:10:14.100 Yeah, it is.

01:10:14.860 Amazing.

01:10:15.580 What do you love about your job?

01:10:16.820 Anything?

01:10:17.900 Yeah.

01:10:18.220 I love writing music and I love working with her.

01:10:22.640 Amazing.

01:10:22.960 I love teaching people how to encounter the world.

01:10:26.860 Well, I don't know if with you because I feel like you're in a hurry.

01:10:28.980 Your outfit is stunning.

01:10:29.980 Can we get a quick rundown where you have on?

01:10:31.520 Is that okay?

01:10:32.920 You're on the spot.

01:10:33.360 I get it.

01:10:33.840 We don't need the outfit rundown.

01:10:35.040 We don't need the pool.

01:10:35.320 There's some nice ladies.

01:10:36.040 Yeah, nice ladies.

01:10:37.180 They work in a church.

01:10:38.080 They're in the city, but they work in a church.

01:10:40.380 Good to see.

01:10:41.420 There's pockets of good in the cesspools that have become major cities.

01:10:45.560 You didn't go, oh, you like Death Cab for Cutie?

01:10:47.700 Yeah.

01:10:48.160 You gotta grab your tits?

01:10:49.180 Can I have your coffee?

01:10:51.200 Can I split your coffee with you?

01:10:52.520 I'll have the same coffee as you.

01:10:54.620 We like Death Cab for Cutie.

01:10:56.480 Oh, man.

01:10:57.700 You see?

01:10:58.300 You get something in common.

01:10:59.860 Oh, if you're a Christian and she works at the church, now you can talk to her and she'll

01:11:03.360 be happy to talk to you probably.

01:11:04.820 Yeah.

01:11:05.440 But hey, can I borrow some money to get a coffee?

01:11:07.960 I need to get on the bus.

01:11:09.460 I need to get on the bus.

01:11:10.740 I can't pay for it, though.

01:11:11.840 It's only four stops.

01:11:13.120 He smokes crack and spits.

01:11:15.000 Yeah.

01:11:15.180 Yeah.

01:11:16.620 So that's uplifting, guys.

01:11:18.520 Isn't that good news?

01:11:19.560 Yeah.

01:11:19.840 Don't get too down and too depressed.

01:11:21.280 Look at that.

01:11:21.800 These people are just walking around the street.

01:11:23.880 They're among us.

01:11:24.660 They're among.

01:11:25.540 Last clip of the entire show.

01:11:27.500 Trump's granddaughter watching him give a speech, I believe, in one of the Carolinas.

01:11:31.440 South Carolina.

01:11:32.140 Yep.

01:11:32.280 You know, Laura, she lives in North Carolina and she named the baby with Derek, named the

01:11:38.600 baby Carolina.

01:11:42.060 Isn't that great?

01:11:47.420 That must be fun life.

01:11:48.980 Grandpa's on the TV.

01:11:50.880 Grandpa used to be president.

01:11:52.580 It's good stuff.

01:11:53.540 Yeah.

01:11:53.900 That's very good stuff.

01:11:54.800 It's very uplifting.

01:11:55.900 And that's what Trump is.

01:11:57.240 He's the president.

01:11:58.180 He's a billionaire.

01:11:59.320 He's a move maker.

01:12:00.220 He's important.

01:12:00.980 And he's also just a grandpa.

01:12:02.980 Yeah.

01:12:03.460 That's true.

01:12:03.980 And to that kid who's just a four-year-old or whatever.

01:12:06.700 Yeah.

01:12:07.120 He's just a grandpa.

01:12:08.360 So that's uplifting.

01:12:09.640 That's very nice.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - February 13, 2024

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