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00:00:15.860 Welcome back to Flack of Socks podcast episode 141.

00:00:19.700 Today on the show, the showdown at the border continues with General Abbott refusing to back down against the feds.

00:00:27.060 Then, Will Ferrell is on some dumb, dumb trans-ish in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:32.000 And it's going to make you wonder, was this guy ever even really that funny?

00:00:35.560 Then, journalists are getting laid off left and right.

00:00:38.600 We're going to tell you why you should hate them more than ever.

00:00:41.040 And last but not least, this mom does the unthinkable with her child in a grocery store in this week's Urban Decay.

00:00:48.300 All this and more.

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00:03:12.660 We have a very important show today.

00:03:14.640 It is our Friday show.

00:03:16.160 And as some of you know, we don't have a Tuesday show because I'm going on a business trip.

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00:03:24.340 I'm going to the big city on a business trip.

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00:03:44.560 We're going at like the worst time.

00:03:46.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:47.680 All right.

00:03:48.160 We have a very important housekeeping this week, a little light housekeeping, only three

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00:03:54.680 Okay.

00:03:55.200 So a little different.

00:03:56.820 But first things first, journalist section.

00:03:59.040 We have a journalist section.

00:04:00.140 The LA Times laid off a bunch of journalists, and everyone seems to be laying off a bunch

00:04:04.340 of journalists lately.

00:04:05.060 Yeah, the LA Times lays off 115 staffers amid financial crisis, and the LA Times reporters

00:04:13.440 and other sympathetic journalists have been saying, oh, this is such a hit to journalism,

00:04:18.040 and oh, this is so bad.

00:04:20.060 So we just want to go through a couple of headlines brought to you by the LA Times and maybe some

00:04:24.480 from just journalists in general.

00:04:25.920 Yeah.

00:04:26.060 Here's a little hint as to why everyone got fired, why you don't have a job anymore.

00:04:30.360 Yeah, the LA Times, white drivers are polluting the air breathed by LA's people of color.

00:04:35.660 Whoa, not divisive at all.

00:04:37.420 What do I want you to do?

00:04:38.160 You're fired.

00:04:39.020 Column, Larry Elder is the black face of white supremacy.

00:04:42.240 You've been warned.

00:04:43.400 Why is no one reading the article?

00:04:45.200 Fired, fired, fired.

00:04:46.980 Students in MAGA hat taunt Native American veteran Kentucky Diocese investigates.

00:04:50.920 That was the-

00:04:51.840 Sandman?

00:04:52.580 Yeah, the Sandman.

00:04:53.760 I think they paid him out, probably.

00:04:55.620 Oh, yeah.

00:04:56.600 Column from the LA Times, mocking anti-vaxxers COVID deaths is good.

00:05:00.360 Ghoulish, yes, but maybe necessary.

00:05:03.080 So, got that one wrong, too.

00:05:04.520 That's not even an action.

00:05:05.580 That's just mocking them.

00:05:06.680 Might be necessary.

00:05:08.200 So, friendly reminder, I guess, that you don't hate journalists enough, and then they're

00:05:11.940 out there on Twitter talking about how it's a solemn day, and journalists are, you know,

00:05:16.200 oh, we really need them.

00:05:17.540 Washington Post, the racist legacy many birds carry.

00:05:20.820 Yeah.

00:05:21.240 You need to save-

00:05:21.880 We need to save journalism.

00:05:23.160 What?

00:05:23.440 For what?

00:05:24.180 What do you-

00:05:24.660 What do you say you do here?

00:05:26.080 Yeah.

00:05:26.240 When was the last time there's been some Woodward and Bernstein-type, deep-level, really blew

00:05:31.760 off the top of something, or a hit piece, or anything exposing Democrats or the Biden

00:05:37.520 administration?

00:05:39.000 I can't remember.

00:05:40.100 Obama, what's your favorite ice cream?

00:05:42.420 Yeah.

00:05:42.960 So-

00:05:43.500 Exactly.

00:05:44.560 And obviously, at this point, the journalism is all pushed towards clicks and division

00:05:49.500 and anti-Trump at all costs, and it now is literally costing them their businesses.

00:05:53.580 Yeah.

00:05:53.760 There was an article about how peanut butter and jelly is racist.

00:05:56.380 Yeah.

00:05:56.500 It's someone's job, and they go-

00:05:58.500 They show up to work, they get a coffee, they go on lunch break, and they go, how's

00:06:01.960 the peanut butter and jelly piece going?

00:06:03.660 Oh, it's going great.

00:06:04.960 I just made connected two dots that nobody could have seen coming.

00:06:08.300 And, you know, it's just dishonest people doing hack shit, and that's what you get.

00:06:13.380 Yeah.

00:06:13.560 And even on the way out, there was-

00:06:15.860 Everyone's getting laid off, but even on the way out, this NBC article can't help themselves.

00:06:19.680 It says, journalists of color hit hard in seismic LA Times layoffs.

00:06:23.740 So, journalists of color.

00:06:25.320 Even on the way out, you can't help yourself.

00:06:27.620 And then the layoffs themselves, you know, that's NBC writes that article, but the layoffs

00:06:31.700 were expected to impact employees with the least seniority per the union's contract.

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00:06:51.460 So, it's not even-

00:06:52.660 So, it's not even black-

00:06:53.860 Oh, yeah.

00:06:54.520 Some black people were the most recent hires?

00:06:56.560 Okay, great.

00:06:57.340 Nice journalism there.

00:06:58.780 It's like a circular thing where journalism sucks, and then journalists cover for them sucking,

00:07:03.180 and then they want you to feel bad.

00:07:05.540 So, friendly reminder, you don't hate journalists enough at this point.

00:07:08.460 Yeah, and we have a bunch of examples in Urban Decay as well that are going to reinforce that.

00:07:14.300 So, that's, you know, our journalist section.

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00:07:31.140 Yeah.

00:07:31.280 All right, let's get into our election section.

00:07:34.000 First of all, Joe Biden's been looking pretty sharp lately.

00:07:37.020 He's got two clips that just came out that, I don't know, make me kind of worried for 24.

00:07:41.960 Like, he might pull this off.

00:07:43.880 I think he might have even gotten enough in 2020 of seeing this.

00:07:47.520 We'll teach Donald Trump a valuable lesson.

00:07:51.960 Don't mess with the men in America unless you want to get the benefit.

00:07:56.800 I mean, you don't mess with the men in America unless you want to get the benefit.

00:07:59.380 Unless you want to get the benefit.

00:08:01.280 Don't mess with the women of America.

00:08:03.520 And, like, let's just do an example here.

00:08:06.260 Joe Biden, you know, migration, immigration, the biggest thing, right?

00:08:09.920 Say 10 million illegals came in recently, right?

00:08:13.500 And then let's assume a 0.1% rapist rate amongst those 10 million.

00:08:18.780 That is 10,000 rapists?

00:08:21.000 Yeah.

00:08:21.400 That Joe Biden just let in.

00:08:22.880 So 10,000 rapists.

00:08:23.860 Don't mess with the women.

00:08:24.820 I don't know.

00:08:25.320 I think women like safety.

00:08:27.020 Yeah.

00:08:27.860 But, I mean.

00:08:28.500 The people on the street from third world countries that see a girl in her, like, workout gym clothes and a sports bra.

00:08:33.880 And they go like that.

00:08:34.620 They lunge.

00:08:35.780 That's not looking out for women.

00:08:37.200 The Awoga henchmen maxing types, they come across the open border.

00:08:40.400 They don't.

00:08:40.860 They're not born here.

00:08:42.120 Yeah.

00:08:42.360 They're here already.

00:08:43.140 There was another Biden clip where he's doing pretty well, too.

00:08:45.960 The beer brewed here, it is used to make the brew beer during this.

00:08:51.460 Oh, Earth Rider, thanks for the Great Lakes.

00:08:53.900 I wonder what it's doing.

00:08:56.000 People laugh.

00:08:57.000 Is that a laugh track?

00:08:57.940 Yeah.

00:08:58.500 And people laugh like he's really up to something.

00:09:01.460 It's like the Seinfeld laugh track that you hear and you're like, is that the same laugh as before?

00:09:05.960 Crazy.

00:09:06.360 The beer, the brew here, the Great Lakes.

00:09:09.740 Charity.

00:09:10.340 It's charity, dude.

00:09:11.620 What happened to this guy?

00:09:14.820 I don't know.

00:09:15.980 Well, I think they're at a point where he has like an Adderall cocktail.

00:09:20.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:20.820 But they can only use it.

00:09:21.940 It's like NOS in a car.

00:09:23.080 You can only use it so many times.

00:09:24.600 Exactly.

00:09:25.180 And they might be getting maxed out.

00:09:26.820 Like he might increase his tolerance of what he can handle.

00:09:29.720 And they're at like a sweet spot where it's like, if we go a little more, it'll blow up his heart.

00:09:36.580 If we go a little less.

00:09:38.320 He still can't talk.

00:09:39.080 You got to find the woman going with the benefit.

00:09:41.620 So they're in like this world where, all right, we can only use it like once a week.

00:09:46.300 And it's like we need, they're planning it out on a calendar.

00:09:48.620 Like, all right, we need it to January 6th anniversary.

00:09:51.000 He has to.

00:09:51.860 And then like they know there's a Texas standoff coming up where he's going to have to address the nation and come up with something crazy.

00:09:57.460 So they couldn't blow it on the Great Lakes brewery appearance.

00:10:00.440 Yeah.

00:10:00.680 Two weeks before the State of the Union.

00:10:03.160 He's got to be everything.

00:10:05.560 Exactly.

00:10:05.960 So there was the New Hampshire caucus a couple days ago, a few days ago at this point.

00:10:11.500 There's a little stat I wanted to point out.

00:10:13.620 47% of the voters in the Republican caucus were Republican voters.

00:10:18.460 Yeah.

00:10:18.760 So it was all independents and then like 8% Democrats.

00:10:22.660 Yeah.

00:10:23.380 And then Nikki Haley outperformed because all these independents came and, you know, New Hampshire is a little weird area.

00:10:30.580 People like to stay independent, live free or die.

00:10:32.740 I spent some years in New Hampshire.

00:10:34.640 As did I.

00:10:35.440 But it wasn't really clean baseball.

00:10:37.360 Didn't seem to me.

00:10:38.360 Yeah.

00:10:38.660 And there was a little clip where they were interviewing people outside the convention.

00:10:42.200 And here's one of Nikki Haley's typical voters, I guess.

00:10:46.120 Christian, who did you vote for and why?

00:10:48.660 Yeah.

00:10:48.960 So thank you.

00:10:49.640 I voted for Nikki Haley and it was certainly a strategic vote.

00:10:53.420 I think the DNC is fairly resolute in their nomination for Joe Biden.

00:10:59.180 And while I wouldn't vote for her in a general election, particularly on our differences with climate change solution, a woman's right to bodily autonomy or incarceration rates,

00:11:07.840 I think a vote for Nikki Haley helps diminish Trump's influence in the RNC and their nomination.

00:11:13.860 But it's also.

00:11:14.320 Yeah, we get it.

00:11:15.140 So it's all to diminish.

00:11:17.280 It's to diminish Trump.

00:11:18.300 It's a strategic vote.

00:11:19.640 But I want to talk about what this white kid in New Hampshire is voting for.

00:11:25.300 Climate change and women's bodily autonomy were two of the things that he listed.

00:11:29.680 How did you get so far from your own self-interest?

00:11:32.520 What happens to people where you're not like, OK, what are my taxes?

00:11:37.200 Where's my family doing?

00:11:38.740 You know, like it's so easy if you're an oil and gas worker in Texas to be like, OK, Trump, Biden, no new drilling.

00:11:46.480 Yeah, Trump.

00:11:47.240 You know, and but for a kid like this to talk about climate change, the big abstraction where it's like, you know, China is polluting rivers.

00:11:54.520 China is using coal, India, too.

00:11:56.980 Like those less like not third world countries, but slower in their development than the U.S., right?

00:12:04.380 Climate change and women's bodily autonomy.

00:12:07.180 So nothing about you, really.

00:12:08.700 Yeah.

00:12:09.020 I need to vote for someone who's going to raise the taxes to change the weather.

00:12:12.420 And obviously, girls need to be able to kill babies.

00:12:14.960 Yeah.

00:12:15.580 I'm voting for Nikki.

00:12:16.340 So it's so confusing to me how people are so far away from their own self-interest and it just seems like a psyop kind of work, right?

00:12:23.380 Yeah.

00:12:23.720 What does he have, a hippie girlfriend who sucks him all the time?

00:12:26.360 And she's just like, we really need an abortion.

00:12:28.740 Yeah, I go to the protest with me this weekend.

00:12:30.740 So it's like, yeah, I'll get educated.

00:12:32.980 It's sad to see he's doing a strategic vote.

00:12:35.480 He thinks he's, you know, doing something and he gets on the news to talk about it and thinks he's the smart one voting for nothing that affects him.

00:12:42.720 So, yeah, exactly.

00:12:44.000 And then later in the interview, they said this was the case with a lot of people I spoke to today.

00:12:48.660 Yeah.

00:12:48.880 So basically, everyone's on that same page.

00:12:50.480 That kid should be like a one-issue voter.

00:12:53.300 And then an example of a one-issue for him would be the Zin ban, the potential Zin ban.

00:12:59.180 Chuck Schumer is out trying to get rid of Zins.

00:13:02.120 Can you read the headline?

00:13:03.000 Yeah.

00:13:03.180 Senator Chuck Schumer calling for federal action to crack down on a product called Zin.

00:13:07.060 A lot of you are probably familiar with Zin.

00:13:09.420 A lot of you are probably familiar with Zin.

00:13:10.860 I'm a double-decker.

00:13:11.980 I'm a double-cheesed-out Zin user.

00:13:14.340 So before the show, after the show.

00:13:17.300 But I never do it on air.

00:13:19.040 Yep.

00:13:19.460 So this would hopefully activate a lot of the frat guys.

00:13:22.620 Yeah.

00:13:22.900 This is like the complimentary issue from college girls and abortion, college guys and Zin.

00:13:28.320 Yeah.

00:13:28.680 This is our chance.

00:13:29.880 This is like a Boston Tea Party type issue.

00:13:32.540 Rubicon.

00:13:33.660 Rubicon.

00:13:34.400 I don't know what Rubicon means, but.

00:13:36.120 You don't cross it.

00:13:36.980 You don't cross it.

00:13:37.640 Yeah.

00:13:37.680 You don't cross it.

00:13:38.500 Until you're really serious.

00:13:40.000 Exactly.

00:13:40.960 But you know how it is in all over the country.

00:13:43.360 They give you free crack pipes.

00:13:44.860 They'll give you needles so you can do fentanyl easier.

00:13:47.880 Yeah.

00:13:48.120 We want you to do those super hardcore drugs really safe.

00:13:50.660 But some teenagers might get Zin's.

00:13:52.520 I don't know if it's like a push to try to get suburban mom Democrat votes.

00:13:55.940 I'm not sure.

00:13:56.660 I don't fully get it.

00:13:57.680 It seems below Schumer's pay grade.

00:14:00.000 Yeah.

00:14:00.280 Unless he's got a big donor who really wants it done.

00:14:02.740 And he's probably like a tobacco guy who didn't get in enough.

00:14:06.320 But Zin's owned by Philip Morris.

00:14:07.620 Yeah.

00:14:07.880 So it's like they're already big tobacco owned.

00:14:09.860 I know.

00:14:10.520 I know.

00:14:11.100 It doesn't make sense to me.

00:14:12.500 Maybe they're playing hard balls with Philip Morris.

00:14:14.760 Like, hey, we'll keep this going if you don't give us some money.

00:14:17.680 I don't know.

00:14:18.860 But however you see it with the primaries heating up, Nikki Haley.

00:14:25.160 Yeah.

00:14:25.620 Complete bird brain, complete moron.

00:14:27.840 Some people on the Republican side who think that they have like a pulse on the populist vein are saying that she should be Trump's VP.

00:14:36.660 There's a Jack Posobiec tweet that said Obama voter Clay Travis wants Haley on the Trump ticket.

00:14:42.580 And Clay Travis is the co-host of the show Clay and Butt.

00:14:45.340 Clay and Butt.

00:14:46.000 With Butt Sexton.

00:14:46.860 Yeah, Butt Sex.

00:14:48.780 So I don't know.

00:14:49.920 I don't know how you read the tea leaves.

00:14:51.300 I don't know how you assess the field and go, hmm, I got DeSantis wrong, but maybe Trump and Nikki Haley, maybe I can get back in the fold with that take.

00:15:00.080 This time, there will be no next time.

00:15:03.040 I got this one.

00:15:04.000 Yeah.

00:15:04.360 So I don't know, man.

00:15:05.360 Butt Sexton and Clay, I don't know what you guys are on.

00:15:08.600 I don't know.

00:15:09.100 I don't know what you guys are on.

00:15:10.200 Just leave it at that.

00:15:10.920 Not Zins.

00:15:11.940 If you were on Zins, you wouldn't say this shit.

00:15:15.320 All right.

00:15:15.760 Let's move on to the border.

00:15:16.700 We have a lot of border updates.

00:15:17.740 It's remember that guy from last episode who was like Iranian and at the border and was like, you don't know me.

00:15:24.540 You're going to know me soon.

00:15:25.700 You're going to know my name.

00:15:26.900 Mark my words.

00:15:27.860 Yeah.

00:15:28.220 Turns out he might be a terrorist.

00:15:32.360 Yeah.

00:15:32.600 So there was like, they're comparing him to this other guy in these photos and it looks a lot like the convicted terrorists.

00:15:38.720 Yeah.

00:15:39.560 Terrorists in our country.

00:15:40.480 This is Movesom Samadav.

00:15:42.280 He is the leader of the Islamic terrorist group, Azerbaijani Islamic party.

00:15:46.860 And he actually served 12 years after being convicted of trying to overthrow the government.

00:15:51.600 And I don't know if we're absolutely positive if this is him, but it looks like rings true.

00:15:56.360 And I don't think you issue those kind of loose threats.

00:15:59.040 Like you'll know my name soon enough unless you have some sort of reputation.

00:16:02.120 So and some sort of plan.

00:16:03.780 So that's good to know.

00:16:05.540 And then there is obviously the showdown that is brewing between Greg Abbott or as I call him, General Abbott.

00:16:12.100 He's looking to be a great man in history is what it looks like.

00:16:15.280 And he can be.

00:16:16.820 There's a showdown between him and the federal border patrol.

00:16:21.420 Joe Biden.

00:16:21.760 The Biden administration.

00:16:22.800 Exactly.

00:16:23.000 The Texas National Guard is holding down Shelby Park and not letting the feds in, which is good.

00:16:28.280 The razor wire is still up, even though the feds are allowed to cut it down, according to the Supreme Court ruling.

00:16:32.840 The feds are allowed to cut it down, but the Texas National Guard isn't allowing them into the area where they can use a little scissors and snip that razor wire.

00:16:39.760 So.

00:16:39.880 Yep.

00:16:40.180 Which is great.

00:16:41.020 That's what we want.

00:16:41.920 And then there was a Beto O'Rourke tweet about the situation.

00:16:45.140 Can you give that a read?

00:16:46.060 Well, it's a Beto O'Rourke tweet, but this is what everybody else is saying or a lot of people on the Democrat side.

00:16:51.200 Abbott is using the Texas Guard to defy a Supreme Court ruling.

00:16:54.220 When Governor Fabius Faubus did this in 1957, Eisenhower federalized the Arkansas Guard to ensure compliance with the law.

00:17:02.220 Biden must follow this example of bold, decisive leadership to end this crisis before it gets worse.

00:17:07.300 So we need to cut the razor wire to let in all these third world or illegals or else it could get worse.

00:17:13.120 Yeah.

00:17:13.500 The invasion of third worlders could get worse if we don't cut the wire and let everyone in.

00:17:18.000 Yeah.

00:17:18.200 I don't exactly get it.

00:17:19.520 And now Biden's in this tough spot where he can, what, either use force or, I mean, and the thing that Democrats use, they get some judge in Hawaii sometimes to go like, oh, no, this is actually reversed.

00:17:32.260 And they just write a little decree and usually people go along with it.

00:17:35.740 And I've seen people calling it lawfare, you know, just maneuvering and words and nothing substantial.

00:17:41.480 But it doesn't seem like Abbott is going to be listening to any little memos written right now.

00:17:45.780 He's just like, no, we're stopping people from physically coming in.

00:17:49.040 So now Biden's in a hard place where he either has to, like, call a bluff and send in troops or something in an election year or kind of take the L, which he should.

00:17:59.040 Yeah.

00:17:59.500 And then a lot of states are obviously backing up Texas.

00:18:02.500 It's kind of crazy to watch Texas kind of do this defiant move from the federal government.

00:18:08.680 And then states and governors are just like, we're with you, Texas, on Twitter.

00:18:13.540 So it's kind of the future.

00:18:15.360 Yeah.

00:18:16.640 And I've seen a lot of leftists talk about how, oh, like putting union soldier memes and, like, a new civil war.

00:18:23.240 We don't want that.

00:18:24.120 We just want to defend and enforce the actual rules that were being ignored, abused, and letting three million people come in.

00:18:31.960 Yeah.

00:18:32.220 We want no more illegals here.

00:18:33.800 And then there is some talk about –

00:18:35.280 They're literally called illegals, guys.

00:18:37.340 It's in the name.

00:18:38.560 Yeah.

00:18:39.500 There's some talk about federal border patrol agents going AWOL.

00:18:44.160 There was a tweet and then a John Doyle response.

00:18:46.420 Can you give the original tweet a read?

00:18:47.620 Just spoke with a U.S. Army officer stationed on the border.

00:18:50.880 His orders to patrol this month haven't been renewed due to the SECDEF being AWOL and rippling down the command.

00:18:56.940 And that's Lloyd Austin who's been, like, in the hospital and working from home.

00:19:01.040 Texas military has displayed the pinnacle of professionalism and integrity, impressing U.S. military service members.

00:19:07.900 U.S. military service members are openly discussing defecting to the Texas side should a major break open between the Texas and the U.S. governments.

00:19:16.180 And then John Doyle replied to that with something interesting.

00:19:18.900 He said, spoke with an officer at Fort Bragg, confirmed same talks are happening there.

00:19:23.100 Sentiment is almost universally, if something happens, I'm immediately going AWOL and heading to Texas.

00:19:28.340 Let's go.

00:19:29.340 So don't try nothing, Joe Biden.

00:19:31.040 Don't fucking try anything, right?

00:19:33.020 It's time to go AWOL.

00:19:35.560 There's, like, we're getting into, like, constitutional, like –

00:19:38.480 Is that even legal to encourage someone to say?

00:19:40.200 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:19:41.060 That's what I'm saying.

00:19:41.860 It's time to go AWOL, boys.

00:19:43.080 I don't know.

00:19:43.700 If you're allowed, I don't know.

00:19:45.360 You don't want to get in trouble.

00:19:46.820 Time to go AWOL in my dream.

00:19:48.700 Yeah.

00:19:49.200 I don't want you to get in trouble, but it's time to go AWOL.

00:19:51.280 We are teetering on that, like, crazy fine line where, like, if a single bullet gets fired, you know –

00:19:56.460 Oh, shit.

00:19:57.560 The podcast said to do it.

00:19:59.460 This fat fuck podcast said to go AWOL.

00:20:02.380 I am not saying that.

00:20:04.120 I just want to see Governor Abbott, General Abbott, stand tall.

00:20:07.860 We salute you, General.

00:20:08.920 Stand tall, General Abbott.

00:20:10.400 Sorry.

00:20:12.760 You're a sick fuck.

00:20:13.660 Hey.

00:20:14.680 It is what it is, guys.

00:20:15.780 It's almost ironic that the stand tall guy is in a wheelchair.

00:20:18.980 The one guy who's actually standing up is in a wheelchair.

00:20:22.360 That's the future, though.

00:20:23.300 That's the America –

00:20:24.060 I know.

00:20:24.440 That's the simulation winking.

00:20:25.860 It is.

00:20:26.420 I don't want to be negative.

00:20:27.960 You know me.

00:20:28.500 This is not a negative thing.

00:20:29.960 This is like a true –

00:20:30.460 I'm about to –

00:20:31.280 Okay.

00:20:31.700 I'm about to be there.

00:20:32.440 Okay.

00:20:32.840 I was going to say, this is like a true win fighting –

00:20:35.400 Yeah.

00:20:35.700 Like, standing up to Biden and, like, Biden's incompetent and all the little bees working in the Biden administration who actually run the machine.

00:20:43.320 They're like, oh, Jesus, I don't know.

00:20:45.040 Karine Jean-Pierre.

00:20:45.780 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:46.300 Go ahead.

00:20:46.520 I don't want to be negative, but –

00:20:49.580 You know, the stand down is good with the feds.

00:21:08.820 I support General Abbott.

00:21:10.260 I support Greg Abbott.

00:21:11.240 I think everyone should support him.

00:21:12.580 This is good.

00:21:13.680 But it's kind of a little late, right?

00:21:16.700 There's already 50 million people here illegally.

00:21:20.000 That's a ballpark number.

00:21:21.460 Yeah.

00:21:22.100 I think there's 50 million –

00:21:23.420 But over time.

00:21:23.780 Over time, right now, I think there's at least 50 million illegals here.

00:21:28.020 In the last three years, it's probably half that or, you know, 15 million or something.

00:21:33.660 But I think their mission and their goal of load America up full of illegals, they're like 98% done.

00:21:42.240 Yeah, 80%-ish.

00:21:43.660 I'm ballparking it up.

00:21:44.460 It's like if there's 50 million illegals here, it's pretty much all done.

00:21:48.320 And then to stop it now, now we're going to say, hey, no more.

00:21:51.860 It's like – is it a little too late?

00:21:55.540 And imagine being the Mexican or the Venezuelan guy who made his way up.

00:21:59.300 He's like, I'll go next week.

00:22:00.800 And then finally now there's razor wire at the border.

00:22:03.320 Yeah.

00:22:03.900 Which is sick.

00:22:05.360 But also –

00:22:07.260 So I don't want to be negative.

00:22:08.320 But I think they –

00:22:09.000 You're absolutely right.

00:22:09.620 This is part one of a multi-part series which ultimately ends with the deportation of like 40 million people.

00:22:16.400 And then only after the deportation do you realize how many people don't have any papers and are actually here.

00:22:23.080 And then, you know, rents go down.

00:22:25.640 Less street tacos.

00:22:27.440 Oh, no.

00:22:28.620 But rents go down.

00:22:29.940 A couple things, you know.

00:22:31.040 And probably not even less street tacos.

00:22:33.320 I know.

00:22:33.820 There's just a couple trucks in a couple areas.

00:22:36.300 Like everyone's going to still have their tacos and their shitty Mexican food.

00:22:39.860 Yeah.

00:22:40.640 And a white woman will come in and take over.

00:22:42.540 Can I get you all a quesadilla?

00:22:44.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:45.400 So we've got to support Greg Abbott.

00:22:47.300 That's great.

00:22:48.100 But also, it took a little while to take a stand.

00:22:52.020 Yeah.

00:22:52.560 Hey, I'm glad you did.

00:22:54.420 But it took a little while.

00:22:55.560 Everyone already pretty much got here.

00:22:57.460 So let's stop the last few people.

00:22:59.660 More than the population of 33 states.

00:23:02.120 Yeah.

00:23:02.600 So let's stop the last few for sure.

00:23:04.520 That's great.

00:23:05.200 But we could have done this maybe three years ago.

00:23:08.020 Yeah.

00:23:08.380 We could have done this the whole time.

00:23:09.880 But we didn't.

00:23:11.140 Last piece of our border update, the UN giving money.

00:23:14.720 So the UN's giving money in the form of credit cards, debit cards, cash advances, and cash in envelopes.

00:23:22.460 Basically.

00:23:23.040 To illegals that are coming up from Central and South America.

00:23:27.460 Exactly.

00:23:28.120 And right before they get to the border, they're getting like stipends basically.

00:23:31.320 And then the US funds a big chunk of the UN.

00:23:35.560 So it's basically US tax dollars going to illegals who are on their way to go across the southern border with nothing.

00:23:42.780 No papers.

00:23:43.720 Completely illegally.

00:23:44.720 Yeah.

00:23:45.220 It's like the Rothschilds funding both sides of a war except it's just the US taxpayer.

00:23:50.220 And we've said this before.

00:23:51.400 It's literally us.

00:23:52.300 It's literally us.

00:23:52.980 We're so mad at it.

00:23:54.100 We're getting fucking smoked.

00:23:55.860 All right.

00:23:56.060 The UN just released the 2024 Interagency Coordination Platform for Refugees and Migrants from Venezuela.

00:24:02.160 A planning and budget document for handing out $1.6 billion in 17 Latin American countries.

00:24:08.280 In one year.

00:24:09.280 In one year.

00:24:09.380 That's 2024.

00:24:10.120 Yeah.

00:24:10.740 It confirms the UN with the helping hands of 248 NGOs is indeed giving debit cards to illegals funded in large part by US taxpayers.

00:24:19.720 And then it says,

00:24:21.020 Despite the R4V plan title naming Venezuelans as recipients of this aid operation, the document's fine print says the largest goes to all nationalities and multiple other nationalities.

00:24:33.360 Um, and yeah, so it's just hundreds of millions of dollars to across 624,000 immigrants who were in transit to the United States during 2024.

00:24:45.160 Uh, that money's often handed out as prepaid rechargeable debit cards, but also hard cash in envelopes, bank transfers and mobile transfers in the US.

00:24:54.540 Cash in envelopes.

00:24:55.220 It's like, Oh, good luck on your journey.

00:24:56.480 Here's cash in an envelope and it's our money.

00:24:58.840 And you, and you know what?

00:25:00.200 I fucking hope someone at the UN is just going, yeah, I handed out cash in the envelopes and they steal it.

00:25:05.280 I'd rather someone in the UN who's corrupt as fuck, get rich off my tax dollars, then give it to random migrants just trying to cross up through Venezuela and the Panama again.

00:25:14.680 Giving it to the migrants, our tax dollars.

00:25:17.200 You know, when they did the, the Boston Tea Party, it was for like a 1% tax.

00:25:21.860 1%.

00:25:22.100 It was like 1% or 2%.

00:25:23.380 So, and then now the money's all gone.

00:25:26.260 Money's fucking gone.

00:25:27.280 It's devalued.

00:25:28.320 Uh, every, every food item you buy is a hundred percent more expensive than it was five years ago.

00:25:33.580 Something bad happened.

00:25:34.920 But the migrants are staying, are getting cash, right?

00:25:37.420 Something bad happened.

00:25:38.240 Let's move on to something more positive.

00:25:39.440 We're still in housekeeping.

00:25:40.480 All right.

00:25:40.940 The snarf snarf plow.

00:25:42.140 Remember we had the thing where we won the contest and we named the snow plow snarf snarf in Bangor, Maine.

00:25:47.540 There it is.

00:25:48.420 Wow.

00:25:48.600 It's all titled up.

00:25:50.220 Snarf snarf.

00:25:51.660 There we go.

00:25:52.580 There's some uplifting.

00:25:53.720 That's a dub.

00:25:54.460 There's some in housekeeping uplifting.

00:25:56.740 And also someone sent me this.

00:25:58.360 There was a chat GPT description of the show and they asked chat GPT, like what's Fleckus Talks?

00:26:04.040 And then chat GPT responded.

00:26:05.960 Fleckus Talks is a YouTube channel hosted by Austin Fletcher, also known as Fleckus.

00:26:09.680 On his channel, Fleckus conducts interviews and discusses various topics ranging from politics and current events to culture and social issues.

00:26:16.060 He often takes to the streets to engage with people and get their perspectives on different subjects.

00:26:21.580 Fleckus Talks aims to provide a platform for open and honest conversations challenging mainstream narratives and promoting free speech.

00:26:27.920 Thank you, AI.

00:26:29.360 Thank you.

00:26:30.000 Thank you, AI.

00:26:30.820 Very fair, AI.

00:26:32.480 They should also mention he's on like a health journey and he's down like 40 pounds.

00:26:36.100 Yeah, he constantly brings up sucking.

00:26:38.060 I don't know why.

00:26:39.620 He's a constant member of the dog park club.

00:26:43.720 He goes to the dog park a lot.

00:26:44.880 And then someone else made a greatest show on earth meme for us last week.

00:26:49.020 There you go.

00:26:49.620 There you go.

00:26:50.160 We're taking over the circus posters.

00:26:52.220 That's great.

00:26:53.000 All right, let's move on.

00:26:53.980 The vacuum augmented reality.

00:26:55.860 So this is augmented reality, which is like VR and reality put together.

00:27:01.240 And you do vacuuming and it shows you the spots you miss.

00:27:06.520 Yeah.

00:27:07.280 Do you like that?

00:27:08.800 Well, it obviously serves a purpose.

00:27:11.560 It serves a function.

00:27:12.260 But this technically counts as plugging into the Matrix.

00:27:14.920 That's what I was going to say.

00:27:16.140 So if you're plugging into the Matrix to vacuum when you could just eyeball the dust,

00:27:20.340 I don't know if it's worth sacrificing for that.

00:27:22.740 And you're kind of saying the world God made isn't fun enough.

00:27:26.020 Exactly.

00:27:26.720 Which is disrespectful.

00:27:28.040 Yeah.

00:27:28.400 And you know what?

00:27:29.280 I was driving home from the gym the other night and I just kind of was like happy that

00:27:35.840 I was driving in this car that thousands of years of people would never even fucking dream

00:27:41.080 of.

00:27:41.320 And it's just like, you know, you can get, you can get off on less stuff than plugging

00:27:45.120 into the Matrix.

00:27:46.000 Exactly.

00:27:46.320 That's my point.

00:27:46.960 Which takes us to our next clip.

00:27:48.500 It's a person who gets off on pretty much nothing.

00:27:52.060 Johnny Hamcheck.

00:27:53.180 Yeah.

00:27:53.400 We post him a lot, but this new Johnny Hamcheck, you telling me this is, this clip right here

00:27:58.060 is not better than augmented reality?

00:28:00.260 There he is.

00:28:05.060 Hey.

00:28:06.220 Long time no see.

00:28:07.680 What are you up to?

00:28:08.760 You.

00:28:09.420 Not too good, man.

00:28:10.920 What's the matter?

00:28:11.620 But I do.

00:28:12.520 Grandma told me to give it to you.

00:28:14.500 She said you loved her grapefruits.

00:28:18.360 I can't have them anymore.

00:28:19.780 I'm on blood pressure medicine.

00:28:21.580 You're shitting me.

00:28:22.580 No.

00:28:22.860 Dude, we missed you at the party, too.

00:28:25.420 So Mark will be tired.

00:28:27.480 Yeah.

00:28:27.860 It's the Hamcheck Financial.

00:28:29.720 Oh.

00:28:30.260 Yeah.

00:28:30.620 The pyramid program you used to be a part of.

00:28:34.000 And, uh, is Balboni in there today?

00:28:36.700 Have you seen him yet?

00:28:37.920 No.

00:28:39.100 Would you mind helping me out with a small favor?

00:28:41.520 What is your small favor?

00:28:42.660 So my Uncle Tommy's getting ready to go into court, and Balboni is representing him, and

00:28:47.460 Balboni apparently has fallen off the wagon yet again.

00:28:52.240 All right.

00:28:53.260 Yeah.

00:28:54.860 We're done.

00:28:55.720 But it basically ends up this guy kind of agreeing to do a pro bono law defense for

00:29:01.140 Balboni or whatever.

00:29:02.300 He ends it with, call me on Monday.

00:29:05.080 Oh, my God.

00:29:05.680 We'll get you squared away.

00:29:06.840 Call me on Monday.

00:29:07.700 Isn't that more fun than vacuuming?

00:29:09.360 Yeah.

00:29:09.600 You don't need to vacuum with augmented reality.

00:29:11.900 Let's just be happy with it.

00:29:13.000 We got plenty.

00:29:14.140 If you go outside, like the tree, you'll grow a fruit, and you can eat it.

00:29:17.300 There's plenty here to be happy with.

00:29:18.840 We don't need to spice up vacuuming.

00:29:21.260 Yep.

00:29:21.420 All right.

00:29:21.960 We have a little bit of an update from abroad.

00:29:24.620 Okay.

00:29:25.140 A foreign update, I guess we can call it.

00:29:26.940 Malay, that guy, Javier Malay, is that his name?

00:29:29.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:29.760 So he just got elected to Argentina.

00:29:31.420 Argentina, he's a big populist.

00:29:32.940 He's a big populist.

00:29:34.180 And he has a couple new hires.

00:29:36.120 So here's one of them.

00:29:37.800 Feliz de tener la bandera de Argentina en mi despacho, she says.

00:29:41.500 Is that Spanish?

00:29:42.840 Yeah.

00:29:43.400 Or Portuguese.

00:29:44.200 I think they speak Spanish in Argentina.

00:29:45.820 Yeah.

00:29:45.940 So they have a new hire there, and then another new hire lady there at the desk.

00:29:51.320 Yep.

00:29:52.120 Three new hires.

00:29:53.180 So if this is the future of populist politics, sign me up.

00:29:57.860 This is like the Seinfeld episode where Elaine realizes everybody's got gigantic hands.

00:30:04.120 Yeah.

00:30:04.880 Hey.

00:30:05.380 So he's got a type.

00:30:06.420 He's got a certain type of populist he likes.

00:30:08.500 Argentina populist politics is getting way more interesting.

00:30:13.300 Good for them.

00:30:13.860 Very happy to see it.

00:30:15.260 Ireland, not so much.

00:30:17.440 We just saw this clip about this Muslim woman who's not happy with Ireland because they make

00:30:21.280 too many jokes.

00:30:22.360 A person looks at you, and then they'll give you that some stereotype joke, and you'll be

00:30:28.660 like, it's not a joke.

00:30:31.220 It's something serious that you shouldn't be saying and everything.

00:30:34.100 But then you'll get, oh, but we're Irish.

00:30:35.660 We like to joke around.

00:30:36.600 We like to make a laugh out of something.

00:30:38.960 And that needs to change within the Irish community.

00:30:41.860 As much as I am Irish, that's the one thing that it kind of annoys me.

00:30:48.340 As much as I am Irish.

00:30:50.560 So 0%.

00:30:51.780 0%.

00:30:52.580 Someone brought you there when you were a little kid and took you away from your homelands and

00:30:56.340 your destiny?

00:30:57.060 The homeland that probably sucks.

00:30:59.240 0% Irish.

00:31:00.260 0%.

00:31:00.480 And I know you got a little bit of an accent, and you probably think you're raised there,

00:31:04.380 but you don't start telling the Irish what bits they can do.

00:31:08.300 Yeah.

00:31:08.800 The Irish like to do bits.

00:31:10.440 They have a certain sense of humor.

00:31:12.080 That's part of it.

00:31:12.980 Mm-hmm.

00:31:13.600 So you come here as a migrant from a third world country, and it's not good enough.

00:31:18.020 You have to immediately start changing things so you can have it your way.

00:31:20.920 That's kind of the energy with all these migrants.

00:31:22.960 Yeah.

00:31:23.120 It's like, we need more money.

00:31:24.800 We need more resources.

00:31:25.780 We need better living, whatever.

00:31:27.120 Why don't you go back to whatever shit country you came from?

00:31:31.440 Yeah.

00:31:31.760 And make that how you want it.

00:31:33.620 You don't come here and change it.

00:31:34.980 This isn't Burger King.

00:31:36.020 It's Ireland.

00:31:37.060 Yeah.

00:31:37.520 It's America, you know?

00:31:38.760 Exactly.

00:31:39.580 And then last thing, from Canada, they made some guys sign a waiver because he ordered

00:31:44.200 a cheeseburger cooked medium.

00:31:46.700 Medium at the Toronto Hilton, which like basically should be America.

00:31:50.880 It's on the Great Lakes, you know?

00:31:52.620 Like that should be America.

00:31:53.540 And Hilton is like, that should just happen.

00:31:55.480 It's an American brand.

00:31:56.280 Yeah, American rules.

00:31:57.740 But you order a burger medium and they make you sign a waiver.

00:32:01.440 So Canada, gone.

00:32:03.120 See ya.

00:32:03.700 Why don't we send all the illegals to Canada?

00:32:06.800 Like imagine we just continue.

00:32:07.600 The buses, they didn't go to Chicago and New York.

00:32:09.560 They just went to Canada and we just sacrificed the cold.

00:32:12.580 They'd probably come down here anyway.

00:32:14.460 Yeah.

00:32:14.840 That's what we're realizing too.

00:32:15.940 Then we'd have another border that we have to protect against.

00:32:18.080 Right now, we basically only have one.

00:32:20.100 That's a good point.

00:32:20.920 Then we got to play defense on two fronts and it's like World War II all over again.

00:32:23.980 We're fighting Japan and Germany.

00:32:25.220 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:32:26.740 Because there is a thing where like all these migrants that are from like a lot of times desert climates, hot African climates, and they get dropped off in Chicago or Minneapolis.

00:32:37.080 I think they're probably going to be like, hey, let's go to Florida.

00:32:40.920 Yeah.

00:32:41.140 Let's go to Arizona.

00:32:41.920 And they might head to red states just because it's more fitting for them climate wise.

00:32:47.060 Yeah.

00:32:47.440 It ain't like 19th century immigration where the Scandinavians went to Minnesota and go, oh, this is like home.

00:32:53.480 Yeah.

00:32:53.740 I'm going to start talking like this.

00:32:56.360 All right.

00:32:57.000 That's the end of our foreign update.

00:32:58.760 There's a good bit I saw the other day.

00:33:01.020 This woman goes in the store and says, hey, can you record me for a video for a sec?

00:33:05.360 And this is what she does.

00:33:07.080 Excuse me.

00:33:08.160 Could you please record me for just a second?

00:33:11.540 Yeah, sure.

00:33:11.980 Stop recording me.

00:33:19.740 Oh, my God.

00:33:22.120 That's a good bit.

00:33:23.260 That's a good bit.

00:33:24.080 And that's an old bit.

00:33:26.020 People have done that a lot.

00:33:27.480 But a boomer type grandma, 60 plus, doing the same bits as like a zoomer haircut kid, there's a whole lane for that.

00:33:35.460 You can recreate pranks going back 10 years.

00:33:38.480 Yeah.

00:33:38.920 And nobody expects it.

00:33:40.180 That is a good point.

00:33:42.020 The boomer aspect of it really blindsided the camera.

00:33:45.520 It elevates it.

00:33:46.600 Takes it to the next level.

00:33:48.000 All right.

00:33:48.380 Moving on.

00:33:49.200 There was a road rage incident that actually was pretty good.

00:33:52.680 Another boomer.

00:33:53.760 Similar type of lady.

00:33:54.940 Similar type as the bit boomer.

00:33:57.480 Look at the conversation here.

00:34:01.820 You little fucking cunt.

00:34:04.300 You think you can talk to people like that and get away with it, you little bitches?

00:34:07.820 I have severe nerve pain and I hope it happens to you someday, you little bitches.

00:34:13.580 I could fucking cream all of you even with all my nerve pain.

00:34:17.440 You fat fucking bitch.

00:34:19.580 We're fat?

00:34:19.920 Yeah, you.

00:34:20.980 You're fucking fat and you're a fucking ugly little fucking mutt and you have a pig fucking

00:34:26.160 nose.

00:34:27.260 Just cooked them all.

00:34:29.420 Fat, ugly mutt, pig nose.

00:34:31.720 Yeah.

00:34:32.740 Absolute cook sesh.

00:34:34.120 Roasted.

00:34:34.600 I like when people show up when the camera's on.

00:34:37.520 You know?

00:34:37.760 Yeah.

00:34:38.140 Bang, bang, bang.

00:34:38.960 So respect to that lady.

00:34:40.400 I hope your nerve pain feels better.

00:34:41.800 I'm on your side.

00:34:42.480 I'm on your side too.

00:34:43.680 Let us know if you're a show watcher.

00:34:44.880 We'll send you a bass mug.

00:34:46.320 Because that is a bass performance right there.

00:34:47.900 Yeah.

00:34:48.320 Well, that is the end of housekeeping.

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00:35:50.160 All right.

00:35:52.880 Cringe of the week.

00:35:53.640 We have a great cringe of the week.

00:35:55.380 I almost raised my knee up, but I didn't.

00:35:58.020 Keep it down.

00:35:58.380 Keep the knee down.

00:35:58.900 I'm keeping it down because I'm under control.

00:36:01.260 Yeah.

00:36:01.760 You're not out of control.

00:36:02.820 You have discipline.

00:36:03.740 Yep.

00:36:04.020 Out of control would be raising it.

00:36:05.420 Under control is I'm not allowed to because Rap Boy gets mad.

00:36:09.400 It wasn't even me.

00:36:10.440 It wasn't even me you listened to actually.

00:36:12.400 So it was multiple people.

00:36:13.520 Yeah.

00:36:13.840 Comments too.

00:36:14.900 But then some people in the comments are saying, raise your knee, do whatever you want.

00:36:17.900 That's true.

00:36:18.400 That's true.

00:36:18.880 It's so comfortable.

00:36:20.060 Maybe there's a way I could now too fat for under the desk.

00:36:22.980 Well, we're going to have a new table when we come back, right?

00:36:25.500 Is that true?

00:36:26.180 I ordered a new table.

00:36:27.140 So you might be able to put the leg up without fear of anybody seeing that disgusting kneecap.

00:36:32.880 It's not even disgusting.

00:36:34.160 Hairy.

00:36:35.560 Distracting.

00:36:36.080 It's like a little ham hock.

00:36:38.120 Yeah, it is.

00:36:39.080 Yeah, it is.

00:36:39.680 All right.

00:36:40.120 Cringe.

00:36:40.540 We have a very important cringe.

00:36:42.020 First is the Will Ferrell trans stuff.

00:36:43.740 Will Ferrell's on some trans shit.

00:36:45.540 Will Ferrell is on a tour, kind of promotional tour, when he found out his close friend of

00:36:51.080 30 years, Harper Steel, was coming out as a trans woman.

00:36:53.940 The two decide to embark on a cross-country road trip to process this new stage in their

00:36:58.180 relationship.

00:36:59.480 And they made it like a movie.

00:37:00.900 They made it a documentary movie type thing, and it premieres at Sundance.

00:37:04.820 You want to show the guy first?

00:37:06.580 Yeah, let's show them at the red carpet.

00:37:08.740 This is them on the red carpet.

00:37:11.740 So there's the buddy.

00:37:13.040 There's his buddy.

00:37:15.060 We're back.

00:37:16.040 Right here, straight ahead.

00:37:17.420 There she is.

00:37:18.220 Straight out.

00:37:20.560 One of these two lost their shit.

00:37:22.740 I wonder which one it is.

00:37:25.100 This guy just wants to dress like that.

00:37:27.400 That's not even...

00:37:28.180 You could just say you're a guy wearing a...

00:37:29.320 That's what I'm saying.

00:37:30.100 I'm doing some twink shit.

00:37:31.120 I'm wearing a European fashion outfit.

00:37:33.580 I wanted to wear leggings.

00:37:34.600 I wanted to wear heels.

00:37:35.800 Just imagine I'm Mick Jagger or something.

00:37:38.300 There's people in the NBA who dress like that.

00:37:40.280 I know.

00:37:41.300 I've seen them.

00:37:42.340 So I don't even get it fully.

00:37:44.340 But here's the clip that kind of left us unsettled.

00:37:47.320 Yeah.

00:37:47.620 What was your sort of, I guess, baseline knowledge of the trans experience before this very personal...

00:37:53.220 It touched you very personally.

00:37:54.280 Baseline knowledge?

00:37:55.540 Yeah.

00:37:56.020 Zero.

00:37:57.220 Yeah.

00:37:57.900 I really...

00:38:02.060 You know, I know I'd met trans people before.

00:38:05.380 I didn't have anyone personally in my life.

00:38:08.880 So this was all, you know, new territory for me, which is why I think this piece is so exciting for us to kind of put out there in the world.

00:38:25.240 Because I think it's a chance for, you know, all of us in the cis community to be able to...

00:38:33.560 All of us in the cis community.

00:38:36.200 He has a gun.

00:38:37.420 The trans guy's got a gun behind his back.

00:38:40.000 The cis community.

00:38:41.220 The word you didn't know about until a year ago that we changed the entire world so that this guy could get dressed up.

00:38:48.600 He could play dress up.

00:38:49.720 Yeah.

00:38:50.160 Some guy, his buddy who lost his shit, went cuckoo.

00:38:53.840 We need to start bringing back, like, 1950s words for this shit.

00:38:57.400 He went cuckoo.

00:38:58.480 Yeah.

00:38:58.820 He had a break, you know?

00:38:59.860 He needs to get put into a paddy wagon.

00:39:01.780 Yeah.

00:39:02.100 Let's ship him off.

00:39:03.240 Brought to a facility.

00:39:04.360 But instead, it's movie time.

00:39:06.560 It's Will Ferrell movie time.

00:39:08.080 So did Will Ferrell kill a prostitute in 1998 and now this is what they brought him back for?

00:39:13.480 That's what happened to Caitlyn Jenner.

00:39:14.760 That's what happened to Caitlyn Jenner.

00:39:15.840 They say, I don't know.

00:39:17.100 I would never say that.

00:39:18.020 It's just like that constitutional crisis going AWOL earlier.

00:39:20.740 I would never say that.

00:39:22.120 But it's possible, you know?

00:39:23.540 Yes.

00:39:23.840 Something happened for sure.

00:39:25.540 We kind of need, like, a safe word.

00:39:27.720 Like, if one of us ever, like, goes cuckoo and becomes a bozo, we need, like, a word that's, like, a veto.

00:39:36.500 I was going to say, I don't think we need it, buddy.

00:39:38.520 Yeah, I don't think we need it either.

00:39:39.780 But let's come up with a word just in case or what?

00:39:42.340 Yeah, we should have, like, a safe phrase.

00:39:44.740 Say Dominican Santa.

00:39:46.780 I say that a lot already.

00:39:48.020 Oh, that's true.

00:39:48.720 You got one.

00:39:49.040 He's right there.

00:39:50.580 That's why I said it.

00:39:51.560 I'm, like, looking around the room.

00:39:52.540 There is something to be said about this, though, because with Will Ferrell and a lot

00:39:58.120 of celebrities, we like them because they were funny when they were pretending to be a fake

00:40:03.440 person in a movie at a time when movies were allowed to be funny.

00:40:07.240 Yeah.

00:40:07.880 But this is who Will Ferrell really is.

00:40:10.820 Yeah.

00:40:11.060 I don't know.

00:40:11.560 Does he have a daughter who needs to get into USC right now?

00:40:14.260 And that's what he's up to?

00:40:15.820 Like, you never know what these motivations are.

00:40:18.320 But all I know is that this is, like we discussed on last episode, of the three types of trans.

00:40:24.420 Munchausen kid, the autistic teenager, or the 60-plus-year-old man who goes cuckoo.

00:40:29.340 Fetish shit.

00:40:30.000 Yeah.

00:40:30.340 Fetish shit.

00:40:30.940 Where's the tights?

00:40:32.020 He tried on the tights at home a couple times, and he goes, yeah, I really like this shit.

00:40:36.880 They're going to make a movie about me.

00:40:37.940 And then he gets bricked.

00:40:38.800 He gets bricked up.

00:40:39.840 So, I don't know, man.

00:40:41.300 It's ugly.

00:40:42.180 Will Ferrell is, you didn't have to do this, Will, but I guess you're in the twilight

00:40:46.380 of your, you're in the September of your years, Will.

00:40:49.560 So, I don't know.

00:40:50.420 Good luck.

00:40:50.560 But this is who Will Ferrell really is.

00:40:52.100 This is like, when he's on screen delivering lines on SNL or whatever, that's who he's

00:40:57.400 pretending to be, and he's funny.

00:40:58.800 Funny guy.

00:40:59.400 This is Will Ferrell.

00:41:00.800 Yeah.

00:41:01.080 Like, Will Ferrell in those other things is like playing a character.

00:41:03.920 He's Buddy the Elf.

00:41:05.180 This is Will Ferrell, and then what does Will Ferrell say?

00:41:07.920 Cis community.

00:41:08.900 Yeah.

00:41:09.060 So, which takes me to my next point, Step Brothers isn't even funny.

00:41:13.120 That's fair.

00:41:14.380 That's where I get to, and that happened to pretty much every celebrity.

00:41:17.080 Once they do like a stupid political take, they go from, like, for example, Billy on

00:41:21.760 the street.

00:41:22.260 They go from funny man on the street, crazy guy, crazy gay guy, to just like obnoxious

00:41:27.580 and kind of annoying gay guy.

00:41:29.180 Yeah.

00:41:29.540 So, that's what happened to Will Ferrell, and let me know in the comments if you agree

00:41:32.360 with me.

00:41:33.060 I don't think Will Ferrell in Step Brothers, I don't think Step Brothers was even a funny movie.

00:41:37.640 And people quote it too much.

00:41:39.420 Oh, you put your dick on my drum set.

00:41:41.220 Yeah.

00:41:41.820 Yo.

00:41:42.180 Your balls.

00:41:42.840 Do we just become best friends?

00:41:44.260 Oh, room for activities.

00:41:46.240 That shit's stupid.

00:41:47.320 It's not even funny.

00:41:48.360 All right.

00:41:48.760 That's fair.

00:41:49.300 Sorry to get so mad.

00:41:50.560 That's fair.

00:41:51.180 All right.

00:41:51.440 Let's move on.

00:41:51.960 Well, I think there's a moment where Will Ferrell and his buddy, you know, I feel for him as

00:41:56.180 a guy, my buddy of 30 years, and me, here we butt heads, and then he let the buddy win.

00:42:03.560 You're trans now, and I'm supporting you, when it should have been like, bro, what the

00:42:06.720 fuck are you doing?

00:42:07.560 Where's our safe word?

00:42:08.920 I wrote it down somewhere.

00:42:09.940 Yeah.

00:42:10.120 Day one, it's like, did you paint your nails?

00:42:11.660 Yeah.

00:42:11.900 And it's like, the first, the sign of it, it's like, did you gloss your nails?

00:42:16.460 Like, you could get a manicure and have like a little gloss that's not even that necessarily

00:42:19.560 nail polish.

00:42:20.320 Clear nail polish.

00:42:20.880 Yeah.

00:42:21.240 Did you get clear nail polish?

00:42:22.580 Why is your hair so long?

00:42:23.700 You need a haircut.

00:42:24.500 Yeah.

00:42:24.840 Like, you're shaving your beard.

00:42:26.120 So there was that moment, and then the trans ideology won over.

00:42:29.460 But they're not even, how good of buddies can you be if, like, if you started doing little

00:42:34.080 things that were trans, it would get nipped in the bud.

00:42:36.680 Same for me by you.

00:42:37.800 Yeah.

00:42:38.020 How good of a buddy can you be if your buddy goes trans?

00:42:41.060 Not a buddy at all.

00:42:42.400 Well, maybe they should, they should, maybe they should date a little bit.

00:42:45.780 Yeah.

00:42:46.140 Maybe that's the whole end game.

00:42:47.720 Will Ferrell likes women, right?

00:42:48.980 That's probably the end of the movie.

00:42:50.740 Will Ferrell loves women.

00:42:52.100 Yeah.

00:42:52.400 They're going to make him kiss.

00:42:53.700 All right.

00:42:54.220 There's a new, well, not new, but a 50-year-old trans swimmer who identifies as 13-year-old,

00:43:00.480 and now they are allowed to swim with teenage girls and change in their locker room.

00:43:06.640 And also change in the locker room.

00:43:08.560 And so this was rebel news on the scene.

00:43:10.580 Of course, the infamous 50-year-old man who identifies as a 13-year-old girl, that allows

00:43:17.660 Nicholas to swim with the teenage girls.

00:43:22.000 Oh, and by the way, change in shower with them as well.

00:43:25.240 Well, even though it's against world aquatic rules, he should be competing in another division,

00:43:31.200 other as in transgender division.

00:43:33.920 It's disgusting.

00:43:34.960 But no, he is so entitled, he insists on swimming with real biological girls.

00:43:42.340 That's sad.

00:43:43.300 And they go on to say that Rebel News followed him until they saw him go into the changing

00:43:48.560 room with the other teenaged girls.

00:43:51.660 Yeah.

00:43:52.480 So here's a zoom up of him, right?

00:43:54.820 There he is.

00:43:55.780 He's a 13-year-old girl identifying.

00:43:58.480 And this is in Canada.

00:43:59.780 So there's a different set of rules beyond America where I guess they're totally powerless

00:44:05.260 and all the dads are, what, weak and too skinny to actually say, get the fuck out of there.

00:44:10.180 Yeah, and if you order a medium cheeseburger, you have to sign a waiver.

00:44:13.700 Yeah.

00:44:14.140 Your kid gets a man in the locker room with them and you have to go, this is good.

00:44:18.680 Yeah, you sign a waiver for the cheeseburger, but you get the hot dog for free.

00:44:22.820 Nice.

00:44:23.220 Nice word.

00:44:23.880 Nice.

00:44:24.120 Just came up with that.

00:44:25.560 But basically, this guy is doing his fetish shit and nobody, you know, there's a point where

00:44:33.860 you can just go, this is wrong.

00:44:36.220 And you don't need any further discussion or reasoning.

00:44:39.780 You don't have to win an argument with anybody.

00:44:42.040 You just say, get the fuck out of that locker room right now.

00:44:44.740 We're not doing this.

00:44:45.320 Me and three dads.

00:44:46.320 I grab my three dad buddies and we go, we're not doing this.

00:44:49.380 Get out of here.

00:44:50.000 And there was a New York Post article that talked about how the kids were creating towel

00:44:57.100 rooms, like holding up towels to get like a privacy screen so that this freak couldn't

00:45:02.660 see them.

00:45:04.060 And I don't know what happened.

00:45:06.020 I don't know what happened all of a sudden, but.

00:45:07.860 It's time to go AWOL.

00:45:09.800 It's time to go AWOL.

00:45:11.260 I'm not saying, but I am saying.

00:45:13.760 Yeah.

00:45:14.180 And then this kind of takes me to a different point, but in this genre of things, it's good

00:45:20.620 time to be, to bully and make fun of and mock.

00:45:24.520 I agree.

00:45:25.460 Mocking is our right.

00:45:27.000 Mocking these people, mocking this craziness is our right.

00:45:30.040 It brings awareness to it.

00:45:31.320 And everyone's got to kind of start, at least if you're going to step up, at least start

00:45:36.180 making fun of these situations.

00:45:37.840 Yeah.

00:45:38.180 We have a couple of tweets and memes that sum this up as well.

00:45:41.340 Yeah.

00:45:41.660 This first one, it says, when you hate on someone, make fun of a stranger, tear them

00:45:46.580 down.

00:45:47.260 What are you really accomplishing?

00:45:48.960 You're making your friends laugh.

00:45:50.360 And that's the best feeling in the world.

00:45:52.280 That's it, baby.

00:45:53.260 That's all we want to do.

00:45:54.460 That's why we do it.

00:45:55.300 Um, and then I saw this other one that I kind of wanted to read and just threw in there

00:45:59.460 with it.

00:46:00.000 Real masculinity is calling your friends gay, punching down, making fun of minorities, ripping

00:46:06.680 cigs, volunteering, calling people pussies and supporting one another.

00:46:11.720 That's it.

00:46:12.740 That's real masculinity.

00:46:13.820 I want to live in.

00:46:14.640 I agree.

00:46:15.560 So bullying is Americana.

00:46:17.460 Making fun of the freaks is Americana as well.

00:46:20.280 Yeah.

00:46:20.800 All right.

00:46:21.140 Let's move on to the fat woman who can't fit into a dress.

00:46:25.300 We're not being mean.

00:46:27.720 We kind of are.

00:46:28.540 Well, actually, there's a broader lesson here for this one.

00:46:31.600 So this doesn't fit.

00:46:34.000 I rented this from Nuuly and I've been trying.

00:46:38.740 I'm sweating.

00:46:39.820 It's just not going over the chest part.

00:46:43.740 Like it fits everywhere else and it's comfortable and it's roomy.

00:46:47.240 But the way the seam is, is not fitting.

00:46:51.640 And so I just wanted to use this as a reminder.

00:46:53.320 And I wanted to show you that it's okay when clothes don't fit.

00:46:58.180 It doesn't mean we have to spiral out of control and think there's something wrong with us or our body.

00:47:03.340 Because I know for me, that's initially where my brain wanted to go.

00:47:06.740 And of course, this doesn't fit.

00:47:08.080 You're so fat.

00:47:08.740 You're nasty.

00:47:09.320 It's all your fault.

00:47:10.420 You can't even fit into this orange dress that you love so much.

00:47:12.920 And instead of reframing it and being like, you know what?

00:47:16.040 Not every brand, not every cut, not every style is going to work with my body.

00:47:21.880 And that's okay.

00:47:22.860 That's interesting.

00:47:23.260 And so, I mean, there's a lesson here, which is this girl says that she doesn't, she has these thoughts, right?

00:47:32.940 The, you're too fat, nothing will fit you, you're ugly or whatever.

00:47:36.640 You did this to yourself.

00:47:37.240 You did this to yourself.

00:47:38.400 Years and years of inappropriate binge eating and no exercise got you here and now the dress doesn't fit.

00:47:45.000 Your tits are at your belly button.

00:47:46.060 But you have to reframe it, right?

00:47:49.240 You have to reframe your thought process.

00:47:51.740 And the whole, and I feel like that's what a lot of like leftist or feel good content is to placate kind of the masses a little bit.

00:47:59.860 But you need to be listening to that voice.

00:48:03.380 Yeah.

00:48:03.960 Those instincts and those insecurities and things, they can be channeled and funneled into action that stops those feelings.

00:48:14.000 Exactly.

00:48:14.480 Because like the voice of disgust and disappointment should fuel you.

00:48:17.920 Like when I was fat, I said, enough is enough.

00:48:20.980 Was fat?

00:48:21.460 When I was fat.

00:48:22.320 Oh, when I was.

00:48:25.840 I'm just kidding.

00:48:26.780 I'm still fat.

00:48:27.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:28.220 I'm less fat than I was because I was like, yo, you don't fit into these clothes.

00:48:32.240 You wear fucking basketball shorts every day and a hoodie.

00:48:35.700 You want to wear real clothes?

00:48:37.100 You go about in pity for yourself.

00:48:38.540 Go about in pity for yourself.

00:48:39.620 So, yeah, then I stopped eating the processed trash and the seed oils.

00:48:44.100 But there's like, yeah.

00:48:45.460 Because the voice in my brain, that same one she had of you're too fat.

00:48:48.620 You do this to yourself.

00:48:49.520 You need to get healthy or you're going to die.

00:48:51.740 I heard that too, but I listened.

00:48:53.420 He didn't reframe it.

00:48:54.580 He didn't go, oh, well, I'm okay because the podcast is good or this.

00:48:58.380 Yeah.

00:48:58.760 I did that for a while.

00:48:59.640 I did that for a while.

00:49:00.820 And that's the point is you need to be listening to those alarm bells and like processing them into something beneficial for you instead of just being like, no, it's the whole world and all of human history and genetics that are wrong.

00:49:15.100 You know?

00:49:16.380 So, I mean-

00:49:17.100 Anything that's wrong with you is not your fault.

00:49:19.080 It's the environment or it's your hateful coworkers or it's something that needs to change.

00:49:23.740 Or you can reframe it away.

00:49:25.220 You need a free seat instead of not fitting in the airplane.

00:49:28.760 Exactly.

00:49:29.300 Exactly.

00:49:29.720 Which takes us to our next video.

00:49:30.960 And we're not-

00:49:31.640 We genuinely aren't even bullying that girl.

00:49:34.540 Like she's past a certain point there, but that thinking and everyone does it in some way.

00:49:41.740 So-

00:49:41.960 It's the incorrect thinking.

00:49:43.120 And that's what we wanted to point out.

00:49:44.560 Exactly.

00:49:45.220 That mindset that she's promoting is actually dangerous.

00:49:48.700 Yeah.

00:49:49.400 And you could post that same video and go, I don't fit in this dress, but I'm going to make sure I get 10,000 steps every day this month.

00:49:56.780 And then we're going to try to fit it next month.

00:49:58.700 And you maybe do.

00:50:00.080 Exactly.

00:50:00.180 And we were also talking about this with the plus-size Disney adults on last episode.

00:50:06.160 If you find yourself scrolling and being like, hmm, I'm going to Disney.

00:50:10.860 I need to look at the plus-size Disney account.

00:50:13.720 There's like an order of operations where if you're looking into the plus-size Disney account, you need to immediately look into fitness accounts instead.

00:50:20.860 Yeah.

00:50:21.160 It's like if you reach this point, immediately go back to, you know, do not pass go.

00:50:25.000 Go right back to fitness accounts if you're thinking of consuming the plus-size Disney content.

00:50:29.020 Smart.

00:50:29.380 There you go.

00:50:30.180 Let's go to the girl eating the Big Mac.

00:50:31.640 I am eating a Big Mac for the first time in four years because I am no longer letting my eating disorder tell me I cannot have one.

00:50:39.040 If I want the Big Mac, I'm going to eat the Big Mac.

00:50:41.800 Is it even good?

00:50:46.140 My eating disorder?

00:50:48.380 Yeah.

00:50:48.640 Your eating disorder, was that just discipline and saying don't eat literally McDonald's?

00:50:52.180 My eating disorder is the esoteric knowledge that Big Macs aren't that great for you?

00:50:56.940 Yeah.

00:50:57.520 What the fuck?

00:50:58.400 Yeah.

00:50:58.640 What the eating disorder?

00:51:00.100 Yeah.

00:51:00.420 And also keep in mind, eating a hamburger doesn't even have to be that bad.

00:51:04.380 The reason eating a Big Mac and eating McDonald's is so bad is because it's full of all the chemicals and all the seed oils and all this horrible crap.

00:51:13.500 Back in the day, for example, the French fries was three ingredients, potatoes, tallow, salt.

00:51:20.440 That's how McDonald's made their stuff.

00:51:22.380 And you know what?

00:51:22.980 Three ingredients.

00:51:23.600 We just missed that too.

00:51:24.740 I think that ended in like 1991.

00:51:27.160 Yeah.

00:51:27.860 And then now, can you read the ingredients of French fries?

00:51:31.040 Potatoes, vegetable oil, canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, natural beef flavor, wheat and milk derivatives, dextrose, sodium acid, salt, natural beef flavoring, contains hydrolyzed wheat and hydrolyzed milk as starting ingredients.

00:51:47.460 So when you can't pronounce the stuff, you either can't read good or it's full of crap you shouldn't be eating.

00:51:54.160 And I'm a little bit of both.

00:51:56.200 But yeah, the ingredients used to be three things and now it's full of all that crap and it's poisonous.

00:52:01.260 So it's like you could eat a burger if you eat the right kind of a nice grass-fed burger and maybe on like a sourdough something and maybe some good cheese.

00:52:10.400 You know, you can have a burger here and there.

00:52:11.960 But when you do McDonald's, you're like missing the whole point and not realizing that you're eating literal poison.

00:52:17.640 Yeah.

00:52:17.980 And there's a – I'm obviously on a health journey myself.

00:52:21.260 And then the guy I follow, he always says, if God made it, you can eat it.

00:52:26.680 Yeah.

00:52:27.080 And that's it.

00:52:27.660 God didn't make hydrogenated corn oils, soybean, whatever.

00:52:31.280 Yeah.

00:52:31.560 That's an invention of the beast of man.

00:52:34.000 Yeah.

00:52:34.420 And it's meant to like lubricate your car.

00:52:37.700 All right.

00:52:38.280 Let's move on to –

00:52:39.320 It should have been a sign when – I feel like there was 10 years ago when people were picking up cooking oil from restaurants and then using it to power their cars.

00:52:47.640 Like, you remember that when that kind of popped up?

00:52:49.820 That should have been a sign.

00:52:51.240 Yeah.

00:52:51.520 Nobody listened.

00:52:52.200 Everyone goes, whoa, that's crazy that we can do that.

00:52:54.820 Yeah.

00:52:55.500 It's flying – it's going to combust the engine or whatever.

00:52:57.540 Yeah, it goes.

00:52:58.320 The car goes.

00:52:59.400 All right.

00:52:59.720 Last page of cringe.

00:53:00.980 The abortion girl.

00:53:02.400 So this girl was presenting in front of Michigan or Wisconsin?

00:53:06.600 Wisconsin, I believe.

00:53:07.400 Yeah.

00:53:07.680 Let this rip.

00:53:08.340 I think abortion should be unrestrictive.

00:53:12.020 And I think when somebody finds out in pregnancy or how far along that they are, when someone finds out, they should be able to get an abortion if they want to.

00:53:23.100 And for some people, that is full term.

00:53:27.060 If I can't get abortion training here, if I can't perform abortions in my career, I will not stay in Wisconsin.

00:53:33.180 And a lot of my colleagues who are on the same track agree.

00:53:36.920 Good.

00:53:37.460 Get them out.

00:53:38.340 Good.

00:53:39.060 Get fucked.

00:53:39.600 Horrible vocal fry.

00:53:41.060 And then it's like this person – imagine marrying a girl like that who views babies in that way.

00:53:48.380 It's like how can you be a good mom if you think you're fine with murdering a baby that's nine months?

00:53:54.680 Well, and that's the thing is this girl is clearly in med school or in the pipeline for something.

00:53:59.680 And so she probably has some knowledge that at least, you know, oh, a premature baby born two months early, born three months early, born four weeks early.

00:54:09.600 They make it.

00:54:10.380 They make it.

00:54:11.120 They make it.

00:54:11.140 And they have a fully – and they have a great life eventually.

00:54:13.500 And they wear a little hat.

00:54:14.640 They stay in the NICU and they wear a little hat, right?

00:54:17.240 And so like she knows it.

00:54:18.960 So why does she need full term to be abortable?

00:54:23.000 And I think it's just some sort of psychological thing where she needs or wants a total women victory where you have no right to say anything about anything about her body.

00:54:35.360 And it's just like let's be reasonable.

00:54:37.640 There is – you know, I know our show watchers don't like it.

00:54:40.860 There is some sort of like, okay, give, take, you know?

00:54:44.940 And for her to try to take the entire term is just a little like asinine.

00:54:51.040 You know what I mean?

00:54:51.660 Yeah.

00:54:52.120 It trends towards demon operated.

00:54:54.900 Yeah.

00:54:55.460 I would assume so.

00:54:56.920 And there was another girl who's running for Congress who ran for Congress I think in a special election last year.

00:55:02.040 Yeah.

00:55:02.300 Her name is Alexandra Hunt.

00:55:03.700 She was the one that had the OnlyFans and was raising money for her congressional run with her OnlyFans.

00:55:09.140 2024, everybody.

00:55:10.500 And her sign says, I'm a progressive pro-choice woman running for Congress.

00:55:14.940 My run is possible because of the abortion I had at 18.

00:55:19.260 So, wow, that's impressive.

00:55:20.780 You made an OnlyFans and failed and lost a congressional primary run for the Democrats.

00:55:27.120 And you wouldn't have been able to do that if you didn't kill your baby.

00:55:29.880 And do these people think nobody with kids has ever ran for Congress?

00:55:34.500 Yeah.

00:55:34.960 Like, I don't get it.

00:55:36.020 Or nobody with kids has ever completed college or done something.

00:55:39.860 Yeah.

00:55:40.100 So.

00:55:40.440 You're really proud.

00:55:41.500 And your life's way better now that you don't have a kid.

00:55:43.640 You're able to make your OnlyFans and lose it.

00:55:45.840 Lose the Congress.

00:55:46.840 Lose the Congress and waste money.

00:55:48.260 Yeah.

00:55:48.680 But there was something that's a little uplifting.

00:55:50.760 It's a little uplifting goal without being an uplifting goal.

00:55:53.040 Okay.

00:55:53.560 There was a guy who is filming himself outside an abortion clinic.

00:55:57.500 And they offer services.

00:55:58.940 I think it's a Christian group that offers services to people who are thinking about getting abortions.

00:56:03.180 And it was really good energy.

00:56:04.280 I want to just play it.

00:56:05.460 Morning.

00:56:05.980 Are you guys here for the abortion clinic?

00:56:07.700 We work for a Christian ministry.

00:56:09.740 Come to help moms and dads.

00:56:11.060 Do you guys know for sure you want to get the abortion?

00:56:13.560 Or are you having second thoughts?

00:56:15.080 Okay.

00:56:15.500 Do you know how many weeks you are?

00:56:16.680 Um, I'm like eight.

00:56:18.460 Eight weeks?

00:56:18.960 Okay.

00:56:19.240 So look, at eight weeks, your baby already has a beating heart.

00:56:22.420 Your baby already has brainwaves.

00:56:24.040 And by eight weeks, your baby already has a gender.

00:56:26.260 We have three kids.

00:56:27.460 So I'm always so excited to find out.

00:56:29.900 If you guys want to find out your gender, our ministry type will pay for you guys to go

00:56:33.160 and get a gender report for sure.

00:56:35.140 We'll actually help you every step of the pregnancy.

00:56:38.460 We have a whole church full of people that want to help you guys.

00:56:41.520 We'll help you with baby wipes, baby shower, car seat, and all those things.

00:56:45.420 And that's literally what we do.

00:56:47.200 And the most important thing that we do is we tell people about Jesus because what abortion

00:56:51.740 is, is it's actually the murder of an innocent baby.

00:56:54.380 In the courts of God, if you go through with this, our friend here would be a murderer and

00:56:58.640 you would be the accomplice.

00:57:00.140 And so I want you to know today that there's other options outside of murder.

00:57:03.720 And our church is here to help you.

00:57:05.600 Isn't that nice?

00:57:06.500 Yeah.

00:57:06.700 But then he goes, you're a murderer.

00:57:10.060 You're the accomplice.

00:57:10.960 That's a tough pitch.

00:57:12.040 That's a tough pitch.

00:57:12.960 He might need to work that out like a script, like a Jordan Belfort script, like maybe lose

00:57:17.680 that accusation.

00:57:18.520 You're the murderer and you're the accomplice.

00:57:20.660 So when you die and go to face you for your judgment, you're going to have to talk about

00:57:24.820 this.

00:57:25.320 Yeah.

00:57:25.980 But everything else was so nice too.

00:57:27.700 Like the, we'll help you through car seats, every step of the process.

00:57:30.380 And then it's smart because once people know the gender of the baby, there's so much more

00:57:35.280 likely to not get the abortion.

00:57:37.060 For sure.

00:57:37.340 So it's like, oh, what's the gender?

00:57:38.300 We'll help you, we'll help you figure it out.

00:57:40.040 We'll do a ultrasound and find out the gender.

00:57:42.800 And once you do that, they're less likely to kill the baby.

00:57:46.020 Yeah.

00:57:46.340 It's good to see that though.

00:57:47.220 And a lot of times people say, oh, pro-life people are only pro-life till the baby's born

00:57:51.880 and they forget about them.

00:57:53.020 There's a nice example of someone doing the hard part.

00:57:56.420 But if the girl listens to this guy, she'll never be able to do OnlyFans and have a failed

00:58:00.860 congressional run.

00:58:01.820 Yeah.

00:58:02.260 It's so true.

00:58:02.860 She can't lose 150 grand on a congressional run.

00:58:05.580 Fuck.

00:58:06.260 And show her tits on the computer for $4.

00:58:08.620 Damn.

00:58:09.460 Don't have this kid.

00:58:10.280 Next time.

00:58:10.740 We'll get them next time.

00:58:11.560 Yeah.

00:58:11.860 All right.

00:58:12.280 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:58:13.420 It's going to get a little bit worse.

00:58:14.620 We're moving on to Urban Decay.

00:58:16.580 Our first story from Urban Decay is about the quiet Christian boy from a nice family.

00:58:21.940 Yeah.

00:58:22.220 So there was a triple murder in the UK.

00:58:24.080 And this goes back to our journalist section.

00:58:27.960 The Daily Mail online posted that the quiet boy from a hardworking Christian family who

00:58:33.300 became a triple killer.

00:58:35.080 Quiet boy from a hardworking Christian family.

00:58:38.000 And he knifed three people to death in the UK.

00:58:40.720 You got to watch out for those quiet boys from nice Christian families.

00:58:44.040 I know.

00:58:44.300 Because they're going to be trying to get you.

00:58:45.380 Which is literally probably how they're trying to frame it.

00:58:47.460 Like that article without the picture of the guy's face is just like quiet boy from Christian

00:58:51.700 family murders three.

00:58:52.920 Yeah.

00:58:53.340 Was that a black immigrant who murdered someone?

00:58:55.660 No.

00:58:55.920 That was a Christian.

00:58:56.960 Yeah.

00:58:57.200 Who murdered three people.

00:58:58.440 Quiet.

00:58:59.000 From a quiet family.

00:59:00.460 Yeah.

00:59:00.980 And here's a piece from the article.

00:59:02.940 He was brought up as a quiet, modest boy and hardworking Christian family.

00:59:06.440 But Valdo Callocaine hid the full extent of his mental breakdown from his family before

00:59:10.740 knifing three people, three innocent people to death in Nottingham last year.

00:59:15.360 Um, and Nottingham Crown Court heard he had been sectioned four times in the three years leading

00:59:21.900 up to the killings, which basically means committed, like to a mental, mental hospital

00:59:26.600 commitment.

00:59:27.300 Looney bin.

00:59:27.680 And so, uh, and obviously this guy's from West Africa and moved to Europe or his parents

00:59:33.100 moved to Europe.

00:59:33.700 So, you know, here's, here's, uh, two of the people that he killed.

00:59:37.780 Yeah.

00:59:38.180 That looks like a nice Christian boy from one quiet family.

00:59:41.640 Quiet Christian boy right there.

00:59:42.860 And a beautiful girl who just got knifed.

00:59:45.040 Here's the outfit he was wearing when he murdered.

00:59:47.100 Yep.

00:59:47.500 There he is.

00:59:48.080 There's the quiet Christian boy.

00:59:49.180 Now all black and a beanie and a backpack with a knife.

00:59:51.940 They called him a boy, even though he's like 30 years old, some 30 something years old.

00:59:55.660 Look at his eyes.

00:59:57.200 That's just like a dead, there's nothing behind him.

01:00:00.440 Quiet Christian boy.

01:00:01.520 I'd lock him up for looking like that.

01:00:03.780 Uh, and so do you want to go through the other, a couple of, yeah, there was a meme that came

01:00:08.580 out.

01:00:08.840 There's like a meme where, is it Brad Pitt?

01:00:11.020 I don't, I don't think so.

01:00:12.020 No.

01:00:12.140 So it looks like Brad Pitt, but it's like a guy at the gas station who's like nervously

01:00:16.100 pumping his gas.

01:00:17.140 And the meme is they always put whatever the headline was and how they described the killer.

01:00:21.940 And they always do it in like ways that protect them.

01:00:24.900 So this one's like quiet boys from hardworking Christian families might be here.

01:00:28.640 I hate quiet, quiet boys from hardworking Christian families.

01:00:32.140 And so there's a couple of other ones too.

01:00:34.360 Here's another one.

01:00:35.200 Want to be influencer, allegedly tortured, killed animals live on YouTube for likes.

01:00:41.040 Yeah.

01:00:41.520 There she is.

01:00:42.360 Want to be influencer.

01:00:43.240 I guess that's how they frame it.

01:00:44.620 There might be want to be influencers here.

01:00:46.580 Uh oh.

01:00:47.400 Um, and then here's another one.

01:00:48.740 Polite man robs Chicago bank with note vowing to pay it back soon, just days after being

01:00:54.240 cleared of another bank robbery.

01:00:56.520 Polite man.

01:00:57.340 Rob, it's just multiple banks.

01:00:58.680 A polite man could be here.

01:01:00.120 Fuck.

01:01:01.140 So what do you get when a polite man and a wannabe influencer and a hardworking, quiet

01:01:06.320 Christian boy, uh, join forces?

01:01:08.640 A lot of dead people and no money in the bank.

01:01:11.000 You get dead.

01:01:12.140 They kill you and steal your wallet.

01:01:13.760 And if your wallet only has $9, you got to let them go.

01:01:16.940 Yep, exactly.

01:01:17.700 So this is like we said before, another reason to hate journalists, because obviously whatever

01:01:21.260 they're up to is not in the best interest of the people they write for.

01:01:25.300 Yeah.

01:01:25.620 And that, well, they do these headlines.

01:01:28.880 And then when there's some like Amazon worker accuses someone of racism, they'll say like

01:01:35.140 white Karen accused of racist tirade against Amazon worker.

01:01:40.300 And it's like, that was a misunderstanding and, and race is mentioned four times, but

01:01:45.460 these ones, you don't mention race.

01:01:47.800 And then like there's bodies on the floor or there's dead animals from the wannabe influencer.

01:01:52.100 Black guy kills two nice white kids.

01:01:54.680 And it was another guy too.

01:01:56.140 A third.

01:01:56.520 And a third guy, quiet, quiet Christian boy.

01:01:58.880 So journalists, if you, if you start losing your jobs, good luck, learn to code, right?

01:02:04.860 Yep, exactly.

01:02:05.720 And then there, Romeo Nance, that guy, uh, he was a murderer who's let out.

01:02:10.680 Uh, he killed seven people.

01:02:12.240 Is that true?

01:02:13.040 Crazy.

01:02:13.660 Yeah.

01:02:14.040 Uh, manhunt underway, but he ended up killing himself, uh, in Joliet, Illinois after he reportedly

01:02:19.080 went to two locations and killed at least seven people and injured several more.

01:02:23.920 I didn't even hear about this story anywhere besides this show.

01:02:27.060 I, I barely heard about it other than obviously right-wing circles.

01:02:30.400 And here's the reason why, uh, last year, Will County judge Donald DeWilkins, Donald DeWilkins

01:02:37.120 signed a warrant carrying the $100,000 bond for Nance on January 24th, 2023.

01:02:42.240 So almost a year ago on shooting charges filed against him for the January 3rd, 2023 incident.

01:02:49.080 And here's the line that makes me go crazy.

01:02:52.140 Nance was accused of firing a gun in the direction of a Buick enclave occupied by a woman.

01:02:58.340 So he's just shooting his gun off, letting that thing talk.

01:03:01.440 That's called shooting at someone.

01:03:03.080 That's called attempted murder.

01:03:04.640 Look at the, these soft words, firing a gun in the direction of a Buick enclave occupied

01:03:10.700 by a woman.

01:03:11.560 Yeah.

01:03:12.060 Sounds like he was trying to kill that woman.

01:03:13.620 I don't know what, what mental math you need, but eventually Nance's attorney sought to lower

01:03:18.000 Nance's bond to 20,000 so he could get released from jail.

01:03:21.080 They did it.

01:03:22.620 And, uh, seven people are dead now.

01:03:24.900 So he killed seven people now that he's out.

01:03:26.960 And they lowered his bond to 20,000.

01:03:29.600 And the judge probably goes into work the next day and just does it again.

01:03:33.100 Yeah.

01:03:33.340 No consequences, no anything.

01:03:34.960 So.

01:03:35.620 Yep.

01:03:36.020 Uh, next clip, this next clip, uh, was actually sent in by a show watcher.

01:03:42.460 It's from Kansas city.

01:03:43.800 Uh, this guy is just punching holes in people's windows.

01:03:46.820 What's it called?

01:03:47.220 Pipping, bipping.

01:03:48.160 Yeah.

01:03:48.520 Bipping.

01:03:49.120 Bipping.

01:03:49.440 Um, and so this guy was sent in from a show watcher and the guy's busting this window.

01:03:54.080 And as he's crawling into the car here, you could see it.

01:03:57.040 He's got an ankle monitor on.

01:03:59.600 So they bust the window.

01:04:02.320 They look in, they, they, they bust the window, then figure out if you have anything or not.

01:04:06.260 And the guy's got an ankle monitor on cause he's clearly been popped for other crimes.

01:04:10.520 Should be easy to find him.

01:04:12.280 Should be very easy to charge him again and then take away his house arrest and make it

01:04:16.500 real arrest.

01:04:17.520 Yeah.

01:04:17.840 So speaking of Kansas city, Taylor Swift stalker.

01:04:21.060 Yeah.

01:04:21.620 Uh, Taylor Swift stalker has been arrested for the third time in five days.

01:04:25.740 He went back to Taylor's block immediately after leaving court for his previous arrest.

01:04:30.220 Thank you, your honor.

01:04:30.940 And then he just turns and goes right to Taylor Swift, like the Terminator guy, he starts running

01:04:35.180 like this straight to Taylor Swift's house again.

01:04:38.120 And then this girl, Caroline, she said, can't wait till the Swifties discover bail reform.

01:04:42.880 Yeah.

01:04:43.380 We have to red pill the Swifties.

01:04:45.240 They're a huge voting block.

01:04:46.780 Yeah.

01:04:47.340 And if they learn it, something has to affect Taylor for them to care, I guess.

01:04:51.520 Exactly.

01:04:52.180 And, uh, this guy getting let off.

01:04:53.980 And I think we covered, uh, another celebrity that this happened to where the stalker stalker got

01:04:58.720 arrested and then immediately came back.

01:05:00.160 I can't quite remember who, do you have any memory of that?

01:05:03.040 I don't remember.

01:05:03.500 It was someone, but it was a similar thing, like left court and immediately came back.

01:05:08.640 So hopefully the Swifties wake up to what's going on.

01:05:11.560 We need, uh, it's like, it's going to be called bail reform reform where we just go back to the

01:05:18.020 original where it's really hard to get out if you're a violent and deranged criminal.

01:05:21.740 So yeah.

01:05:22.260 Bill reform reform is just the law.

01:05:24.220 Yeah.

01:05:24.620 Like law, law, law in order.

01:05:27.000 Exactly.

01:05:27.280 All right.

01:05:27.580 Next clip, uh, this woman goes in the grocery store with her baby who has no, who only went

01:05:33.600 in the store with the diaper on.

01:05:35.120 So the baby only was wearing a diaper.

01:05:36.620 That baby just had a pamper on.

01:05:46.580 That baby just had a pamper on.

01:05:50.200 I can't.

01:05:51.740 I can't.

01:05:52.280 I can't.

01:05:52.500 I can't.

01:05:52.560 I can't.

01:05:52.580 I can't.

01:05:52.660 I can't.

01:05:53.060 He's wearing a trash bag.

01:05:54.300 She just threw cold, frozen food on him and the baby's shivering.

01:05:59.160 No, what's wrong with you?

01:06:01.280 Somebody call police on her.

01:06:02.700 Who are you?

01:06:03.320 The Lord, no, no.

01:06:04.260 No, your boy.

01:06:05.180 Who are you?

01:06:05.980 Get out that man.

01:06:06.760 Get out that man's face, please.

01:06:08.460 The fuck?

01:06:08.800 You're crazy.

01:06:09.840 The fuck?

01:06:10.380 He starts twerking.

01:06:15.300 What the hell?

01:06:15.820 Somebody call police on her.

01:06:17.060 And we can skip ahead to where the baby's getting clothed.

01:06:19.900 So a woman comes over in an electric scooter and starts clothing the baby and taking the

01:06:24.280 tags off because she's going to pay for the clothes.

01:06:26.100 Yeah.

01:06:26.580 And the woman, who's the mother of the baby, doesn't even pay attention.

01:06:30.320 She's playing on a phone.

01:06:31.480 She's playing on my phone.

01:06:33.060 She's playing games on a phone.

01:06:34.660 She don't care.

01:06:36.220 So there's that.

01:06:37.440 Once you're confronted, you obviously have to torque your way out of it.

01:06:40.620 And the thing I realized is I think U.S. taxpayers, no matter what, are paying for this kid.

01:06:48.400 Yeah.

01:06:48.840 Oh, yeah.

01:06:49.260 Either we're paying for the EBT and we're paying for all his food and stuff like that,

01:06:53.800 or we separate them because the mom's obviously incompetent and thought twerking would be a

01:06:58.740 good response.

01:06:59.880 And then we have to pay for the foster care.

01:07:02.300 Exactly.

01:07:02.740 So our tax dollars pay for this kid, however the kid turns out, whether they go to foster

01:07:08.000 care or with the mom, our tax dollars pay for Ukraine.

01:07:11.560 Our tax dollars pay for illegals.

01:07:13.760 Yep.

01:07:13.980 Our tax dollars pays for schools where the kids can't read but are told to be gay.

01:07:17.720 All the Chromebooks that the Baltimore school district is about to lose.

01:07:21.640 Tax dollars go to the U.N., which gives cash and envelopes to illegals who haven't gotten here yet.

01:07:26.640 Yep.

01:07:27.160 So basically our tax dollars go everywhere but us.

01:07:29.360 I haven't seen one magnificent feat of engineering built in America ever.

01:07:35.660 I don't think anyone's ever.

01:07:36.360 In my lifetime.

01:07:36.980 Yeah.

01:07:37.180 I don't think anyone's ever given me anything and said, oh, the tax dollars, you know, look

01:07:41.540 in the driveway.

01:07:42.240 Here's your piece.

01:07:43.000 We need your vote next semester or next election.

01:07:45.620 No one gives us anything.

01:07:46.740 Yeah.

01:07:47.120 All right.

01:07:47.480 Let's move on to our last piece of Urban Decay, the Seattle Car Fire.

01:07:52.820 This is pretty interesting.

01:08:05.220 Hello?

01:08:05.620 Hey, no, I'm okay.

01:08:08.340 You're okay?

01:08:08.880 Yeah.

01:08:09.520 No, I was just setting my purse on fire because I was cold.

01:08:13.200 Oh.

01:08:14.240 Oh, okay.

01:08:15.400 No worries.

01:08:16.180 I was just setting my purse on fire because I was cold.

01:08:18.840 And if you look at the beginning of the video, she's parked very close to other cars in a

01:08:23.660 no parking zone.

01:08:24.720 Yeah.

01:08:25.020 So, you know, her fire becomes your fire becomes an insurance claim that they don't pay you

01:08:30.860 the full value of your car for.

01:08:32.300 This is another day in Seattle.

01:08:33.960 Oh, just lighting my purse on fire because I'm a little cold in my no parking spot next

01:08:37.800 to other cars.

01:08:38.480 And I'm a crackhead and just about to fall asleep.

01:08:40.520 Love your neighbor.

01:08:41.560 Okay.

01:08:42.320 Yeah.

01:08:42.560 No worries.

01:08:43.040 I just want to make sure you're okay.

01:08:44.820 All right.

01:08:45.360 Carry on.

01:08:45.980 Yeah.

01:08:46.120 No need to bother you.

01:08:47.660 All right.

01:08:47.980 Don't get too down or don't get too depressed.

01:08:50.140 We are moving on to uplifting gold.

01:08:52.240 We have some stuff that's actually uplifting this week.

01:08:55.180 Let's do it.

01:08:55.880 Good.

01:08:56.440 First things first.

01:08:57.280 Guy catches a giant fish.

01:08:58.620 You guys like to fish.

01:08:59.680 Look at this.

01:09:00.340 This is.

01:09:01.060 Is this fake?

01:09:03.380 This is like a king salmon.

01:09:05.500 The king king salmon.

01:09:06.920 And I've never seen one this big.

01:09:09.700 I didn't even know they got this big.

01:09:15.560 Wow.

01:09:16.480 That's good big fish.

01:09:17.860 And look at it.

01:09:18.340 You can tell.

01:09:18.920 I think it's a male.

01:09:20.180 You can tell by the hook jaw.

01:09:22.020 You see the hook?

01:09:22.760 How it comes up and under?

01:09:24.060 Yeah.

01:09:24.420 That's a big old nasty male.

01:09:26.120 They have teeth?

01:09:27.800 No.

01:09:28.360 No.

01:09:28.860 I don't think so.

01:09:30.940 Wow.

01:09:31.560 Big old fish caught in a fishing rod.

01:09:33.200 Fun day fishing with your buddies.

01:09:34.620 I didn't know they made them that big.

01:09:36.440 So that's crazy.

01:09:37.340 All right.

01:09:37.620 Let's go to the police officer's surprise.

01:09:40.780 This is a good clip.

01:09:43.420 Babe.

01:09:45.320 You got a packet.

01:09:46.600 Who's it from?

01:09:47.560 I can't tell you.

01:09:48.780 Tell me who it's from.

01:09:49.980 It's from me.

01:09:51.140 What is that?

01:09:52.540 What is it?

01:09:53.800 Now you got me all excited.

01:09:54.800 It's a custom cup.

01:09:56.120 Are you serious?

01:10:00.580 It says dad on it.

01:10:06.800 You're joking me.

01:10:14.120 Ariana.

01:10:18.680 You're kidding me.

01:10:19.740 Oh, my God.

01:10:26.120 Oh, my God.

01:10:27.440 Isn't that nice?

01:10:28.380 That is nice.

01:10:29.320 Nice cop is going to have a baby.

01:10:31.540 Yep.

01:10:32.160 Surprised.

01:10:32.800 And that's good.

01:10:33.860 I have one small issue with that.

01:10:35.620 The phrase joking me.

01:10:38.360 It's only you're joking or you're kidding me.

01:10:42.420 Or you're joking with me.

01:10:44.240 Combining them, I don't respect that.

01:10:46.820 So, fuck this guy.

01:10:48.600 I'm kidding.

01:10:49.140 I'm kidding, man.

01:10:50.060 Well, that's good.

01:10:51.120 That's a good point.

01:10:51.940 Richard, that's why we have you here, buddy.

01:10:53.820 Yeah.

01:10:54.160 Thank you.

01:10:54.620 Thank you.

01:10:55.180 Happy to serve.

01:10:56.740 Dad saves the kids from the snow.

01:10:59.280 There's people coming down on the sled.

01:11:01.020 Dad goes out and saves them.

01:11:03.280 Here it comes.

01:11:05.140 Look at this.

01:11:06.100 Dad save.

01:11:08.800 One scoop.

01:11:09.980 The other one's going down.

01:11:11.040 He's going to take it into the...

01:11:12.720 Oh, it would have been brutal if he stayed down.

01:11:14.320 Would have been a murder.

01:11:15.160 Would have been death.

01:11:16.380 And then a jump with two kids.

01:11:19.920 Everyone makes it.

01:11:21.240 Yep.

01:11:21.780 It's good.

01:11:23.040 It's a good dad save.

01:11:24.500 That's what it's all about.

01:11:25.320 That's why you have the kids.

01:11:26.780 That is.

01:11:27.680 All right.

01:11:28.100 Fake report card, kid.

01:11:29.560 This is my favorite.

01:11:30.780 This is good.

01:11:31.440 When you own punishment, because you bought this home and said your teacher had to write

01:11:36.960 down your grades because she ran out of paper to print your report card.

01:11:43.120 Now you own punishment looking crazy.

01:11:48.220 Only me.

01:11:49.280 This is my life.

01:11:50.180 My chaps.

01:11:51.400 Only me.

01:11:52.880 You embarrassed.

01:11:53.520 You don't want to look at the camera.

01:11:56.640 That's what he gets.

01:11:57.880 And here's his biggest mistake.

01:11:59.100 He gave himself 100 in math.

01:12:01.440 You got to give yourself an 85, buddy.

01:12:03.820 I made a fake report card once.

01:12:05.680 Freshman year of high school.

01:12:07.220 I scanned it.

01:12:08.340 I photoshopped.

01:12:09.320 I changed all the numbers.

01:12:10.660 No one ever thought it was coming because such a big heist.

01:12:13.360 Yeah.

01:12:13.840 Such a big lie that you couldn't even imagine.

01:12:16.840 And it worked.

01:12:17.040 It's like Bernie Madoff.

01:12:17.940 That's how it started.

01:12:18.760 He gets away with the first lie.

01:12:19.980 And all of a sudden, it's the biggest Ponzi scheme you've ever seen.

01:12:22.200 And that's what happened because I only needed to change one bad grade.

01:12:25.540 And I need to get all my other grades somewhat close.

01:12:28.920 So I would print out like 100 versions of my report cards.

01:12:32.340 I didn't know what my grades were going to be where it's like, all right, am I going to get a 92 in math, a 91 in math, a 95?

01:12:37.900 I had to do all these different versions with the one grade switched.

01:12:40.880 And then I had to do that for three quarters.

01:12:43.160 And I had to guess all my grades for every quarter.

01:12:45.400 I was in really deep.

01:12:46.520 And then one time in the fourth quarter, I undershot the only best version of the report cards I had, I undershot on one of the grades.

01:12:53.300 And I didn't tell my mom until I graduated college.

01:12:55.840 Smart.

01:12:56.600 That statute of limitations was well beyond.

01:12:58.700 And I graduated college.

01:12:59.740 I had a job.

01:13:00.340 And I was like, hey, by the way, freshman year, I got like a 75 in math.

01:13:05.160 All right.

01:13:05.740 Last clip of Uplifting Gold, the father-son pizza combo.

01:13:09.400 This is good stuff.

01:13:11.100 Now, what are you making?

01:13:12.300 I'm going to make a million dollar pizza.

01:13:15.400 Okay.

01:13:15.800 Look, when you do this, it's got the henchman hats.

01:13:19.800 Okay, just look at me doing it.

01:13:23.640 All right.

01:13:24.960 You go like this, all right.

01:13:26.660 You put it on top.

01:13:28.860 Now, you just put enough sauce.

01:13:31.200 You don't want to put a little, but you don't want to put a lot.

01:13:33.640 Just enough.

01:13:34.560 Nope, just enough.

01:13:35.720 Always hold it from the bottom, the stability.

01:13:39.080 Look how beautiful.

01:13:41.040 And then you glow that.

01:13:42.400 Look.

01:13:43.480 See what I'm doing?

01:13:44.200 Get a little parmesan cheese on the bottom.

01:13:48.120 Take a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.

01:13:49.880 And you get the mozzarella.

01:13:51.040 You don't want to go too much mozzarella.

01:13:53.020 Just enough.

01:13:55.380 See that enough?

01:13:56.120 Mm-hmm.

01:13:57.660 I see it.

01:13:59.140 Yeah, beautiful.

01:14:00.600 And then, you put a dash of oregano.

01:14:03.500 And a thing of olive oil on the bottom.

01:14:08.120 Yeah.

01:14:08.420 Take it off.

01:14:08.820 I'm going to put it in the oven.

01:14:12.740 I'm going to put it nice.

01:14:15.080 Isn't that nice?

01:14:16.140 Yeah.

01:14:17.920 Let's see the result.

01:14:18.780 And they fast forward to the result.

01:14:20.180 They're looking pizza.

01:14:22.240 It's good New York style pizza.

01:14:24.360 You got to pass the knowledge along because otherwise you'll end up living in Florida where there's really no good pizza.

01:14:30.760 And then the legals will make pizza.

01:14:32.220 Yeah.

01:14:32.560 And then it'll be like the American cheese on it.

01:14:35.540 Yeah.

01:14:35.760 And all of a sudden you have to go AWOL against Joe Biden because of American cheese pizza.

01:14:40.540 Yep.

01:14:41.160 Exactly.

01:14:41.660 That's what happened in LA.

01:14:42.540 The Chinese food had like Mexican seasoning on it.

01:14:46.820 Not good.

01:14:47.300 It was so weird.

01:14:48.120 And that pizza, I was looking at their Instagram.

01:14:52.120 When you do the tomato sauce, all you got to do is crush tomatoes and crush them up even more.

01:14:56.440 Salt, pepper.

01:14:57.380 Really?

01:14:57.800 You don't have to do anything crazy.

01:14:59.100 You don't have to add too much.

01:15:00.180 The more basic, the better.

01:15:01.380 All right.

01:15:01.720 It is Friday and it's the end of the show.

01:15:03.960 So we have shout outs.

01:15:06.500 Happy 40th birthday to Burley.

01:15:08.740 He's a big show watcher.

01:15:10.320 Hello.

01:15:10.980 Happy birthday.

01:15:12.160 Surprise, I'm sure.

01:15:13.840 Happy 40th birthday.

01:15:14.980 Shout out to Jackson of the Maddie and Jackson clan.

01:15:19.320 Oh.

01:15:19.700 There are some show watchers, fellow schizo henchman maxers as well.

01:15:23.200 Very nice.

01:15:24.040 And let's see what else.

01:15:25.600 Happy 23rd birthday to Francisco Diaz.

01:15:29.120 Francisco.

01:15:30.900 What is that?

01:15:31.700 The same guy from you've killed my father and I'm here for prevention.

01:15:34.840 What is that?

01:15:35.140 Inigo Montoya.

01:15:36.560 Not quite Francisco.

01:15:38.100 Okay.

01:15:38.320 Francisco Diaz.

01:15:39.180 Happy 23rd birthday, my guy.

01:15:40.720 Glad you liked the show.

01:15:41.940 Happy birthday to Zach, which was yesterday.

01:15:43.800 He was a show watcher and him and his buddies watched the show while ice fishing in Ohio.

01:15:48.440 Ooh.

01:15:48.900 Send us video of that.

01:15:50.340 Yeah.

01:15:50.580 Whole squad's watching.

01:15:51.160 People forget that we want to see videos of like crazy shit or watching in weird locations.

01:15:57.120 So don't forget that.

01:15:58.040 Don't forget that.

01:15:58.820 Especially it's good production value.

01:16:00.540 Yeah.

01:16:00.720 And then congrats to Morgan and Shelby Larkin.

01:16:03.160 They just got married in Georgia last weekend in Georgia.

01:16:06.340 Georgia.

01:16:06.780 They've been watching since the spoon days.

01:16:08.940 Very nice.

01:16:09.340 Um, and then we also got a shout out, a text group, uh, message shout out.

01:16:14.880 Can you just kind of read, uh, whatever it says?

01:16:17.160 Uh, best thing I did recently was switched my daily podcast to Patrick by David.

01:16:21.000 They cover daily news so well, political and business oriented from what the young Turks

01:16:25.220 question mark.

01:16:26.000 And he says, Pat McAfee and Joe Rogan, LOL.

01:16:28.420 And then he says, Dave Rubin question mark laughing face.

01:16:32.520 Yeah.

01:16:32.860 And, uh, I don't know.

01:16:34.240 My go-to podcast is still Fleck us all the way.

01:16:36.640 Best political analysis out there.

01:16:38.040 Hands down.

01:16:39.400 Thank you.

01:16:40.080 Very generous.

01:16:41.280 Very generous.

01:16:42.300 Hands down.

01:16:42.860 He's coming up for that.

01:16:43.780 Um, unfortunately not a daily show, but twice a week, I'm a bonus land subscriber.

01:16:46.900 So I get two extra shows per week, which makes it blah, blah, blah.

01:16:50.340 Hey, that's what we like to see.

01:16:51.660 The shout out in the group chat.

01:16:53.460 Yeah.

01:16:53.840 That's very important.

01:16:55.120 That goes a long way.

01:16:56.680 Uh, the shout outs in the group chat.

01:16:58.800 And then also, um, there was a sumo shout out.

01:17:01.940 So these guys were at a sumo in Japan and they shouted us out.

01:17:11.540 Both like a Fox podcast.

01:17:13.360 Those bestie podcasts of all time.

01:17:15.080 Very cool.

01:17:15.900 So they're in Japan.

01:17:17.000 They're repping the show.

01:17:17.780 We like to see that.

01:17:18.920 Very nice.

01:17:19.220 And last but not least, maybe Matt last, but most important, Hannah, remember from,

01:17:23.680 uh, Arizona?

01:17:24.900 Yeah.

01:17:25.180 Where everyone went and saw her booth and we had like a Fleckes meetup at the Hannah

01:17:28.720 booth in Arizona and Phoenix.

01:17:30.480 She made us paintings, which she sent to the PO box.

01:17:33.960 Very cool.

01:17:34.660 Very good thing to send to the PO box.

01:17:36.480 And look how cool these paintings came out.

01:17:39.300 Can I play this music?

01:17:40.340 No music.

01:17:41.920 Well, we ruined some of her hype.

01:17:43.320 Imagine sick music playing.

01:17:45.020 Sick synth wave music.

01:17:46.880 Boom.

01:17:48.640 Richard rap boy.

01:17:49.980 Look at that with the background and everything.

01:17:52.340 There's me getting glossed.

01:17:54.240 You getting glossy too.

01:17:56.360 These are nice.

01:17:57.460 Very cool.

01:17:58.300 I'm going to hang that up right outside the studio.

01:18:00.340 Smart.

01:18:01.000 That's very cool stuff.

01:18:02.660 Well, that is the end of the show.

01:18:04.820 Another Fleckes talks in the book.

01:18:06.220 Thank you guys for watching.

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01:18:10.980 Make sure you join bonus land.

01:18:12.420 There's not going to be an episode on Tuesday.

01:18:13.760 So if you want to watch a Q&A, a great episode between me and Rap Boy, that'll be out on Tuesday.

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01:18:31.700 Stop recording me!

01:18:33.780 Oh my God, what?

Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 26, 2024

STANDOFF： TEXAS VS FEDS

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