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00:00:15.160 All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 140.

00:00:19.860 Today on the show, DeSantis finally ended his presidential campaign

00:00:23.660 that he never should have started, and we'll tell you what we think is going to happen next.

00:00:26.980 Then we have a new video from the border, and it's our most egregious border update yet.

00:00:34.940 Then we got a new trans golfer that's about to dominate the LPGA Tour and cringe the week.

00:00:42.280 And last but not least, a little white girl was attacked by an unhinged black woman,

00:00:47.480 and the media and police chief are stumped as to what the motive was.

00:00:52.740 We're going to tell you what it was.

00:00:54.000 All this and more. It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 140,

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00:02:49.520 We have a lot to get to today.

00:02:51.260 We have a very busy, very important housekeeping as always.

00:02:55.040 First things first, DeSantis is out.

00:02:58.120 Out.

00:02:58.520 Sunday night, he announced it on a Twitter video.

00:03:00.580 He looked happy.

00:03:01.400 He looked relieved.

00:03:02.220 He looked relieved.

00:03:03.200 He looked like the most natural we've ever seen him.

00:03:05.460 He was just happy it was finally over, which is sad because he didn't need to do that, buddy.

00:03:10.400 Wasted a lot of people's money.

00:03:11.920 Wasted a lot of people's money.

00:03:12.960 A lot of time.

00:03:13.820 And you kind of like put a wrench into your political career that you could hopefully come out of.

00:03:20.420 I think he's on the way from recovering from it and he'll come out of it.

00:03:23.920 But some of the DeSantis influencers, we may have lost forever.

00:03:27.460 Yeah.

00:03:27.940 So DeSantis, there is a road to redemption.

00:03:30.240 Welcome back, Ron.

00:03:31.200 You're the best governor in the country.

00:03:32.880 We like you.

00:03:33.960 Yeah.

00:03:34.300 You could have, but you could have just paid your dues and been a high-level Trump henchman.

00:03:39.580 High-level henchman.

00:03:40.360 You tried to graduate to boss too early.

00:03:42.440 The heist was unsuccessful.

00:03:44.020 And we've seen how that goes when henchmen fail heists.

00:03:46.580 You can't turn on your boss if you're the henchman.

00:03:49.180 I thought everyone knew that.

00:03:50.680 Yeah.

00:03:51.420 There's a reason you get beat up first in the movie, right?

00:03:54.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:55.120 He could have just let Trump do his thing and then got promoted to boss naturally when boss gets a little too old.

00:04:00.260 Exactly.

00:04:00.620 You could have handed it off to you.

00:04:02.000 You could have been the VP.

00:04:03.500 100%.

00:04:03.940 Let's not get too – let's not hash up old problems.

00:04:08.760 But here's Ron after a year of campaigning against Trump.

00:04:12.420 Yep.

00:04:12.940 He's that kid that got lost in the woods for six days.

00:04:15.360 In Montana.

00:04:15.940 So now that DeSantis is done, the DeSantis supporters, the influencer class, now out of spite, instead of supporting Trump, now they're pretending that RFK is the best.

00:04:29.900 Some of them.

00:04:30.700 Some of them.

00:04:31.280 Let's not get too broad brush here.

00:04:33.080 As I said last week, some are coming back and becoming normal and trying to lay low and hide for a little bit, which is the right thing to do.

00:04:38.240 Exactly.

00:04:38.660 It's like a heist.

00:04:39.420 It's another henchman analogy.

00:04:40.880 You lay low after the heist and then wait for things to blow over.

00:04:44.480 You got to get out of town for a little bit.

00:04:45.960 Exactly.

00:04:46.680 We'll call you when it's good to come back.

00:04:47.840 You'll come back.

00:04:48.360 You'll come back.

00:04:49.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:50.720 And it's interesting because a lot of the influencers who are supporting DeSantis are now saying RFK is the way.

00:04:56.980 But let me run this little experiment by you.

00:04:59.460 Okay.

00:04:59.680 If DeSantis ran for president and did really well and everyone wanted DeSantis, when the election came against Joe Biden, would you go vote for Ron DeSantis?

00:05:09.200 Yeah, 100%.

00:05:10.460 Of course.

00:05:11.320 So easily.

00:05:12.080 You have to.

00:05:12.860 I like him.

00:05:13.540 He's very close to Trump and just ran worse of a campaign, has worse name recognition in the broad scheme of things and to the general population of America.

00:05:22.620 So I like Ron.

00:05:23.980 Yeah, I like Ron too.

00:05:25.560 I'm not an insane person.

00:05:26.820 But isn't that crazy that now the people who like committed to Ron and are doubling and tripling, quadrupling down, now it's, oh, we like RFK.

00:05:34.500 And so they want to lose out of spite.

00:05:36.680 Yeah.

00:05:36.900 They want the country to fail out of spite so they can say, see, told you Trump can't get elected.

00:05:40.920 Yeah.

00:05:41.140 And it's so stupid because we would have voted for Ron.

00:05:43.520 Yeah.

00:05:44.220 I'll never vote for RFK.

00:05:47.460 Exactly.

00:05:48.120 But the people who picked Ron.

00:05:49.400 That was not my best work there.

00:05:50.560 That's all right.

00:05:51.120 You're way better at it than I am.

00:05:53.100 But the people who picked RFK now, it's like the same reason they picked Ron.

00:05:57.200 They think they're smarter than everyone and ahead of a curve and Trump's done and MAGA's just a fad.

00:06:02.200 I don't know.

00:06:02.620 They're bitter right now.

00:06:03.560 It's like a bad breakup.

00:06:04.740 They're bitter.

00:06:05.640 They wasted a lot of their own life, too.

00:06:07.380 A lot of months of their own effort and energy spinning their wheels in the mud.

00:06:10.940 So, I mean, I don't know.

00:06:11.920 Let's give them some time to breathe.

00:06:13.700 And hopefully they won't be still talking about RFK a month from now.

00:06:17.120 Yeah.

00:06:17.520 That's a good point.

00:06:18.320 I don't think they will be.

00:06:19.880 Olive Branch.

00:06:20.340 We have grace.

00:06:22.240 Redemption.

00:06:23.060 Yeah.

00:06:23.420 He's a great governor.

00:06:24.620 Redemption is a classic America story.

00:06:27.720 Pure Americana.

00:06:28.580 And we live in Florida for a reason.

00:06:31.260 Seriously, though, Biden is obviously still very unlikable.

00:06:34.960 That's the candidate that the Democrats are running as of now.

00:06:38.360 There was a picture of Biden in front of like a deli or like a menu or something from when he was on the campaign trail.

00:06:45.600 But from the pre-election 2020 to now.

00:06:49.740 And at the same restaurant, the menu prices went up like 50%.

00:06:54.320 It was 28%.

00:06:55.280 And it was cookout, which is like notoriously the cheapest place ever.

00:06:59.020 It's huge in the South in Atlanta.

00:07:00.120 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:07:00.460 And it went up 28%.

00:07:01.920 So in three short years.

00:07:04.240 That's a lot.

00:07:04.980 That's chunky.

00:07:06.080 That's, you know, you can't ignore 28%.

00:07:08.260 I can ignore.

00:07:09.100 Hey, you can sneak 5%, 10%.

00:07:11.260 You can sneak that by me.

00:07:12.260 28%, three years.

00:07:14.240 Come on.

00:07:14.560 Yeah, that's not good.

00:07:16.080 But the Biden, there's a Biden influencer class too.

00:07:19.260 Harry Sisson types.

00:07:20.460 Harry Sisson and the other guy.

00:07:22.420 Who's the guy that's always, oh boy.

00:07:24.120 Dash.

00:07:24.700 Come on.

00:07:25.400 Forgot Dash's name.

00:07:26.820 Dash Dabrowski.

00:07:27.720 And then there's this other guy on Twitter.

00:07:29.680 Brooklyn Defiant Dad.

00:07:30.720 Yeah.

00:07:31.020 Can you read what he said?

00:07:31.920 Yeah.

00:07:32.380 And this guy, this guy really goes above and beyond.

00:07:34.840 He said, I've spoken to a bunch of Gen Z folks this week, and I'm here to tell you that they don't care about the BS hype around President Biden's age.

00:07:42.780 They like his experience.

00:07:44.320 They see his accomplishments.

00:07:45.900 They like what he's doing for the environment and for health care and student loans.

00:07:49.240 And they do not want Republicans passing a national abortion ban or taking rights from LGBTQ folks.

00:07:54.920 The young folks are paying attention and ready to vote blue in Ro-vember.

00:07:58.860 What's Ro-vember even?

00:08:00.280 Like Roe v. Wade.

00:08:01.340 He's trying to make it all about abortion, I think.

00:08:03.280 He said folks twice, mentioned LGBTQ and abortion as many times as he could.

00:08:08.580 That's a classic leftist tweet.

00:08:10.180 Yeah.

00:08:10.540 And they're completely pretending that that's like the populist sentiment for Joe Biden.

00:08:15.280 Yeah.

00:08:15.480 I talked to Gen Z.

00:08:16.500 I'm just making up a tweet.

00:08:17.940 Like he's not having discussions.

00:08:19.800 Completely made up a tweet.

00:08:20.880 I was going to say, did Joe Biden write this?

00:08:22.660 But Joe Biden couldn't even write this.

00:08:24.240 Joe Biden can't even bag groceries.

00:08:26.300 Yeah.

00:08:26.580 Did a Joe Biden staffer write this and send it directly to you?

00:08:30.040 I think so.

00:08:31.380 Yeah.

00:08:31.680 So that's what they're pretending.

00:08:33.820 They're pretending Joe Biden's normal and everything's fine.

00:08:36.480 There's actually a funny situation earlier in the week or a couple of days ago where Joe Biden was giving a speech at Hunter High School and it said Hunter High in front of her.

00:08:45.300 That's pretty funny.

00:08:46.160 That's when the simulation winks.

00:08:47.780 Shows you who the bad guys are, who the good guys are.

00:08:50.080 Yeah.

00:08:50.940 Hunter's high.

00:08:51.780 Hunter's high as a kite.

00:08:52.720 But it could also be like a SEO thing, a search engine optimization thing.

00:08:57.560 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:58.180 Where it's like Thai food near me and they go Hunter High.

00:09:01.400 Oh, here's Dr. Jill speaking at the high school, not Hunter smoking the crack at the Parmesan.

00:09:05.920 Yeah, here's Dr. Jill speaking at Hunter High.

00:09:07.760 Yeah, you're right.

00:09:08.540 Or Thai food near me, like other restaurant called Thai food near me.

00:09:11.520 Yeah.

00:09:11.840 So when you search it, that's who you come up with.

00:09:14.580 So that's kind of funny.

00:09:16.320 Nobody ever said the DNC wasn't smart, you know?

00:09:18.600 Mm-hmm, or thinking of ways to-

00:09:21.720 Snake, yeah.

00:09:22.880 Snake people.

00:09:23.640 Mm-hmm.

00:09:24.080 Exactly.

00:09:25.100 So obviously everyone on the show knows and everyone watching the show knows Joe Biden's

00:09:29.760 not going to be the guy running for president.

00:09:31.820 Yeah, I don't know.

00:09:32.740 They're running out of time, though.

00:09:34.320 This is, it's coming up.

00:09:36.360 We have like eight or ten months, you know?

00:09:38.380 It is coming up, but they kind of need to do it.

00:09:40.820 They need to let it run out of time because if you don't, then you have to kind of participate

00:09:44.380 in a primary.

00:09:45.200 Okay.

00:09:45.760 So they're going to let it run out of time.

00:09:46.980 And then I've been seeing these articles planted.

00:09:49.200 So debates are kind of like the end point because somebody's going to need to debate

00:09:52.240 Trump, right?

00:09:52.880 The primaries and the debate, it's going to happen like right in the middle, right before

00:09:56.440 the debate.

00:09:57.800 But yeah, there's a lot of articles going around about how Michelle Obama, it says Michelle

00:10:02.280 Obama's potential move to shake up the 2024 presidential race.

00:10:05.880 Michelle Obama could sneak her way into the 2024 race.

00:10:09.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:09.460 So show watchers know.

00:10:10.760 Mm-hmm.

00:10:11.000 We told you guys that I think in 2021.

00:10:13.640 Yeah.

00:10:14.260 Which is almost like, I don't even know.

00:10:16.180 But we'll be proving right on that.

00:10:18.440 Show watchers definitely know.

00:10:19.860 And here's a little kicker.

00:10:21.040 This might sound crazy.

00:10:22.400 This might sound crazy.

00:10:23.400 Okay.

00:10:23.860 But I think...

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00:10:40.000 Michelle Obama could run with Nikki Haley.

00:10:42.860 Ooh.

00:10:43.840 Because they're both uniparty people.

00:10:46.080 Yeah.

00:10:46.560 They're from both sides.

00:10:47.880 So if something were to happen where Joe Biden's not running and then Michelle Obama's going

00:10:52.600 to step up and fill the void, hey, let's mend our problems and let's pull a person from

00:10:57.620 each side.

00:10:58.880 And then Nikki Haley has also been doing this thing lately where she does interviews telling

00:11:03.740 everyone how hard it was to be a brown woman in America growing up.

00:11:06.940 Yeah.

00:11:07.540 The Michelle Obama story.

00:11:08.840 Exactly.

00:11:09.640 So...

00:11:10.200 Two brown women, one ticket.

00:11:11.740 Yeah.

00:11:12.700 So that's like...

00:11:14.300 That's what I'm seeing.

00:11:15.480 Could...

00:11:16.240 What's her name?

00:11:17.560 Nikki Haley.

00:11:18.360 Betray the Republicans.

00:11:19.400 Betray the Republicans.

00:11:20.460 Be the uniparty person.

00:11:22.320 Team up with Michelle Obama, aka Big Mike, and run in 2024.

00:11:26.220 Yeah.

00:11:27.180 Potentially.

00:11:27.860 There's 1%.

00:11:28.900 That's like a multiple leg parlay.

00:11:30.620 You could get there.

00:11:31.420 But yes.

00:11:32.060 But show watchers knew Michelle Obama way early.

00:11:35.940 The Nikki Haley kicker parlay.

00:11:38.560 That's a late ad.

00:11:39.380 You just watched that get invented right now.

00:11:41.420 So...

00:11:41.860 Yeah.

00:11:42.340 And you know, I'm not putting all my money on that.

00:11:44.760 But the Michelle Obama, I would.

00:11:46.600 Yeah.

00:11:46.740 Let's move on.

00:11:47.580 And Gavin wants in too.

00:11:48.960 Gavin Newsom wants in.

00:11:50.320 So...

00:11:50.560 Oh yeah.

00:11:50.980 He'll do anything.

00:11:51.800 He'll suck.

00:11:52.400 He'll fuck.

00:11:53.460 He'll do anything to get in.

00:11:55.640 I just want in so bad.

00:11:57.120 I'll suck you.

00:11:57.960 I'll fucking suck you.

00:11:59.880 All right.

00:12:00.260 Let's move on.

00:12:01.060 Novak Djokovic is making his way up the ladder?

00:12:05.680 I don't know.

00:12:06.320 What do they call it in tennis?

00:12:08.020 I'm not sure, man.

00:12:09.040 I don't follow tennis that much.

00:12:10.160 I just watch the majors.

00:12:11.400 Yeah.

00:12:11.960 So he keeps winning.

00:12:13.580 And there was a guy who wrote an article because Novak did not get the Maxine, right?

00:12:18.940 Then there was a guy who wrote an article, multiple articles about Novak saying that he's selfish and he's a conspiracy theorist and he's...

00:12:26.480 He would never be the GOAT, the greatest of all time.

00:12:28.920 Because he didn't get the Maxine.

00:12:30.640 Well, that guy who wrote the articles, he ended up dying at the Australian Open while covering the event.

00:12:38.540 He just collapsed and died.

00:12:40.100 Yeah.

00:12:40.440 59 years old.

00:12:41.420 So he wasn't exactly, you know, a spry young chicken, but he died on the job.

00:12:46.220 Yeah.

00:12:46.560 Which is kind of ironic.

00:12:48.880 Yeah.

00:12:49.420 That's fair use of that word.

00:12:50.780 Kind of simulation winky.

00:12:52.300 A little bit winky.

00:12:54.160 Half a wink.

00:12:54.920 I twitched at least.

00:12:56.580 There's a subtle wink if you noticed it, which is very interesting.

00:13:00.840 And then also during a match point of one of Novak's matches he was serving, someone yelled, get Maxed, Novak!

00:13:08.200 Like, get the Maxine.

00:13:09.680 And he kind of like looked, took a moment, everyone calmed down, and then he aced the guy and won the match.

00:13:15.420 Don't think he needs it.

00:13:16.460 You talk shit, and then he does an ace and wins the match.

00:13:19.300 It's like the resolution happened in two seconds right in front of everybody.

00:13:22.680 Yeah.

00:13:22.900 It's easy to see what's going on.

00:13:26.080 And it's kind of with the guy who wrote the articles about the Maxine.

00:13:29.440 It's like some what goes around comes around type shit.

00:13:32.740 Yeah, I agree.

00:13:33.860 You know, everyone kind of, if you do evil and try to manipulate and spread lies, you kind of get what's coming.

00:13:39.900 You might drop dead a little prematurely.

00:13:41.860 I don't know.

00:13:42.820 I guess.

00:13:43.460 Novak didn't.

00:13:44.340 Yeah.

00:13:44.860 Novak's fine.

00:13:45.680 He's going to win.

00:13:46.240 They were telling him, you're going to be dead because you're going to get sick.

00:13:49.920 And then I saw this, speaking of like the Maxine and like the two, this society kind of split into like the Muppets and the people who are awake, right?

00:13:57.660 I saw a really good carnivore Aurelius tweet that kind of sums it up.

00:14:01.880 Can you give it a read?

00:14:02.520 He said, the world is splitting into two.

00:14:04.620 Number one, people who are living in developed areas don't care much about health, poisoned and almost guaranteed to be a victim of modern society with exponentially increasing rates of cancer, autoimmune issues, obesity, and diabetes.

00:14:16.240 Group number two, people who GTFO of modern society take complete control of their health, cook their own meals, do not touch any brand name personal care products, filter their own water, grow their own food, and are actually healthy.

00:14:28.220 Which way will you go?

00:14:29.600 Yeah.

00:14:30.080 So that's where things are headed.

00:14:31.880 I agree.

00:14:32.520 There's a lot of food where it's just like you just jammed soybean oil into the mayo.

00:14:37.580 That should be a two ingredient thing.

00:14:39.360 And, oh, we got to keep it shelf stable, right?

00:14:41.380 It's got to stay on the shelf for three years.

00:14:42.600 We got to put it on the shelf for three years so some fat fuck can come grab it.

00:14:46.200 And slurp it.

00:14:47.140 Yeah.

00:14:47.480 Oh, they slurp.

00:14:48.520 You used to slurp.

00:14:49.620 I used to.

00:14:50.300 I used to slurp.

00:14:51.320 And look at me now.

00:14:52.980 Yeah.

00:14:55.580 Hey, we're awakening.

00:14:56.860 We're awakening.

00:14:57.440 We're awakening.

00:14:57.740 That's the important part.

00:14:58.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:59.700 We're not eating seed oils.

00:15:00.680 We never will again.

00:15:01.740 All right.

00:15:02.280 Let's move on.

00:15:03.300 Another bad week for the airlines.

00:15:05.340 Yeah.

00:15:05.560 There was bolts missing on a flight and then someone from the window.

00:15:11.040 Someone sitting in the window seat on the wing goes.

00:15:13.640 Hey.

00:15:14.980 So.

00:15:15.840 NYC bound flight canceled when passenger notices missing bolts on plane wing.

00:15:19.300 Yeah.

00:15:19.740 Yeah.

00:15:20.120 So basically the airlines at this point are too busy making sure they have like advertisements

00:15:24.580 with gay guys.

00:15:25.700 Yeah.

00:15:25.800 And like parades for drag queens.

00:15:27.400 Yeah.

00:15:27.600 The TV in the seat back in front of you.

00:15:29.700 It's like twink shit.

00:15:30.420 And then like hopefully you don't look and see the missing bolts and all the tape.

00:15:33.820 But it's on the wings.

00:15:35.340 Yeah.

00:15:35.740 The airlines are focused so much on making sure there's twink shit everywhere and drag

00:15:40.100 queen parades that they forgot to check if the wings were screwed on.

00:15:43.420 Yeah.

00:15:43.860 Pretty much.

00:15:44.820 So.

00:15:45.680 So what are we calling it?

00:15:47.460 You need to do a visual pat down of the plane yourself.

00:15:50.460 And it's called like a DEI safety check.

00:15:52.840 Like where you're the guy doing it.

00:15:54.920 And you wear like a high vis vest and you kind of just look around and make sure the wings

00:15:59.260 are screwed on.

00:15:59.740 Exactly.

00:16:00.120 The old days they used to just come around and say, hey, you're in the emergency exit row.

00:16:03.700 Could you help in case of an emergency?

00:16:05.400 Blah, blah, blah.

00:16:05.860 And you have to give the verbal consent.

00:16:07.300 Now you need to check the plane.

00:16:08.760 It's crazy.

00:16:09.840 It's crazy how fast it happened.

00:16:11.180 Right.

00:16:11.460 Now you need to check the plane.

00:16:12.740 And then there was also a Boeing situation where Boeing had a flight over Miami catch on

00:16:18.160 fire out of the engine kind of.

00:16:19.860 Yeah.

00:16:20.060 And someone did a juxtaposition type of thing where they had a Boeing diversity ad with

00:16:24.600 the plane.

00:16:25.140 Can you give that a play?

00:16:26.460 Diversity has many voices.

00:16:28.380 Creating a lot of assumptions.

00:16:30.080 Coming between me and others.

00:16:33.080 Telling them what to think.

00:16:34.520 About who I am.

00:16:36.100 But diversity has another voice.

00:16:40.000 Telling me that I can leave Boeing into the future.

00:16:44.120 The plane's on fire.

00:16:45.440 The plane's on fire.

00:16:46.080 Not quite.

00:16:47.300 And I mean, that's a 747.

00:16:49.140 So that's like an old ass plane.

00:16:50.520 That's not new.

00:16:51.640 But that's, I guess, maintenance again.

00:16:53.780 You know?

00:16:54.020 Yeah.

00:16:54.140 And these people literally can't run a company anymore because they're too focused on gay

00:16:59.260 sex.

00:16:59.860 Yeah.

00:17:00.240 That almost happened to us here on the show, but then we compartmentalized it and put it

00:17:04.040 into Cringe of the Week.

00:17:04.960 Exactly.

00:17:05.540 We actually used it for good and now it fuels like a third of our show every week.

00:17:09.140 Yeah.

00:17:09.760 Let us handle the-

00:17:11.440 Obsessing about gay sex.

00:17:12.920 Obsessing about gay sex.

00:17:14.120 They like it though.

00:17:15.180 We, you know.

00:17:16.020 Yeah.

00:17:16.360 We don't.

00:17:17.400 We definitely don't like it.

00:17:18.460 We don't.

00:17:19.500 All right.

00:17:19.960 Let's move on.

00:17:20.900 It's too depressing.

00:17:22.080 Okay.

00:17:22.400 I thought I was having fun.

00:17:24.420 Yeah.

00:17:24.620 Me too.

00:17:25.320 I almost put my leg up.

00:17:26.720 Oh, get that hairy knee.

00:17:27.860 Everyone's telling me not to.

00:17:29.120 Get that hairy knee out of the frame.

00:17:30.660 Changing your underwear every day?

00:17:32.500 Yeah.

00:17:32.820 Well, let's see.

00:17:33.580 There's a reason I'm playing this.

00:17:34.920 I'm not just playing this for now.

00:17:35.920 Okay.

00:17:36.860 I think you should change your underwear every day.

00:17:39.420 It's my personal practice as a human, but also as a physician, I think that also for

00:17:43.800 health reasons, it's wise.

00:17:45.900 I think changing your underwear every day helps potentially lower the risk of moisture being

00:17:52.360 trapped in your genital area and developing bacterial yeast infections and stuff like

00:17:57.320 that may lower the risk of rashes and irritation, exacerbations of eczema, psoriasis, if that's

00:18:03.960 what you have.

00:18:04.580 I think it's a wise thing, kind of like we change our clothes every day.

00:18:07.880 I'm kind of along the lines of, yeah, let's change our underwear every day.

00:18:10.620 So there you have it.

00:18:13.740 Everyone knows you can't just take your shorts and underwear off at night and then wake up

00:18:18.240 in the morning next to your bed and pick them up and put them back on.

00:18:21.760 Okay.

00:18:21.900 You can't do that.

00:18:23.000 You also can't leave them out and then after a few days when they dry, treat them like they're

00:18:29.000 clean and put it back on.

00:18:31.920 Okay.

00:18:32.440 And obviously everyone knows you can turn them inside out, but you can only do that once.

00:18:37.480 Yeah.

00:18:37.780 So I just want to get everyone on the same page because we become adults, but hygiene

00:18:42.440 is important.

00:18:43.160 Thank you, doctor.

00:18:44.060 I needed that doctor's message to tell me not to do that.

00:18:46.800 Turn them inside out.

00:18:47.740 I hadn't even thought of that.

00:18:48.640 So, wow.

00:18:49.140 Thank you.

00:18:49.700 You get one re-wear if you turn it inside out.

00:18:52.700 Okay.

00:18:53.000 But the problem is people think, oh, I'll just leave the underwear out a couple of days

00:18:56.800 on the floor and then when it dries up, I'll use it.

00:18:58.800 Let it sun dry.

00:18:59.880 Is that what you do?

00:19:00.860 Yeah.

00:19:01.500 No.

00:19:02.300 That's disgusting.

00:19:03.540 All right.

00:19:03.860 Let's move on to our immigration section.

00:19:05.940 There's only two pages of housekeeping left.

00:19:07.780 Okay.

00:19:08.700 Immigration section.

00:19:10.680 Let's see here.

00:19:11.800 The terrorist, the future terrorist.

00:19:14.380 Yeah.

00:19:14.780 So this guy got apprehended by Border Patrol or whoever and listen to what he says.

00:19:20.120 By the way, if you are smart enough, you will know who I am.

00:19:24.020 But you are really not smart enough to know who I am.

00:19:26.640 But soon you're going to know who I am.

00:19:28.860 Very easy.

00:19:29.240 Wow.

00:19:29.720 Very easy.

00:19:31.060 That's interesting.

00:19:32.460 I like to cross into a new host country and immediately start issuing threats.

00:19:36.800 Like terroristic threats.

00:19:38.260 Yeah.

00:19:38.520 In that Middle Eastern accent.

00:19:39.960 That's, yo, we love that here.

00:19:41.420 You don't know who I am, but soon you're going to know exactly who I am.

00:19:44.860 So to me-

00:19:45.680 Let's say things could get explosive.

00:19:48.620 Yeah.

00:19:49.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:50.520 So-

00:19:51.360 I wonder how many aliases this guy has.

00:19:53.320 That tells me that the CIA, I mean Iran, might be up to something terrorist-wise to jumpstart World War III.

00:20:01.380 Hey, I could see it happen.

00:20:02.820 Lindsey Graham takes the bait, immediately sends a nuke.

00:20:05.180 And I-

00:20:05.520 Exactly.

00:20:06.060 And I think this, to start World War III, you're going to have to go nuclear.

00:20:10.100 So you're either going to have to blow up a nuclear reactor in Ukraine and blame Russia,

00:20:13.980 or you're going to do like a Iran-style dirty bomb somewhere else.

00:20:18.540 And that's going to be what they do to jumpstart World War III.

00:20:21.180 They need to go nuclear.

00:20:22.140 They're going to have to do something.

00:20:23.500 Okay.

00:20:24.380 All right.

00:20:25.000 Let's move on.

00:20:25.840 We're still in our illegal immigrants section.

00:20:28.100 The illegals looking for border patrol.

00:20:30.680 This is the egregious clip we talked about in the intro.

00:20:33.900 This is, it's borderline satire.

00:20:36.900 Borderline satire, one of the clearest examples of backwards and upside down I've ever seen.

00:20:41.640 Yeah.

00:20:41.920 And you know how we talk about that, so I'll just let it play.

00:20:44.260 Mother Ynez.

00:20:45.620 That was a case about a mile upstream from Shelby Park, where we met a pair of migrants named Edwin

00:20:50.440 and Wilmer from Guatemala, who say they were looking for another area to cross where they

00:20:55.060 wouldn't be immediately arrested.

00:20:57.120 Now, what's your plan right now?

00:20:59.840 To go look for border patrol?

00:21:01.200 What they just said is that they're walking along the border here.

00:21:11.420 They're looking for border patrol agents so that they can surrender to them.

00:21:14.860 So, illegal immigrants looking for the border patrol.

00:21:20.040 Exactly.

00:21:20.620 And like you said, it's backwards and upside down because backwards would be not hiding

00:21:25.420 from border patrol and not trying to sneak past border patrol and not be noticed.

00:21:30.380 That would be the backwards because obviously the forwards regular way would be avoid border

00:21:35.000 patrol.

00:21:35.700 So, backwards is you're not avoiding border patrol.

00:21:37.780 And the upside down part is not only are you not avoiding border patrol, you're looking

00:21:41.440 for border patrol so you can get into America easier.

00:21:44.140 What happened?

00:21:45.560 What the fuck?

00:21:46.640 And I mean, we've said this before, but like if you showed this to someone in 1980, it's

00:21:50.820 like, oh, illegal immigrants are looking for border patrol to cross the southern border.

00:21:55.520 I'd be like, what?

00:21:56.720 Like, if I saw the world today, did we lose a war and the Twinks and the Mexicans, they're

00:22:02.480 working together?

00:22:03.540 We lost this?

00:22:04.840 Yeah.

00:22:05.180 So, I mean, I don't know.

00:22:06.120 It's like drug dealers looking for the cops.

00:22:07.840 Yeah.

00:22:08.340 It's criminals.

00:22:09.320 It's the murderer looking for a jail cell.

00:22:12.120 He goes, oh, I'll tuck myself in.

00:22:13.560 He closes it.

00:22:14.520 Like, what are you talking about?

00:22:15.520 He locks himself and throws the key.

00:22:17.140 What happened?

00:22:18.100 Yeah.

00:22:18.480 And also another problem with the illegals is they're pissing and shitting everywhere.

00:22:23.320 Yeah.

00:22:23.600 Not a joke.

00:22:25.140 Not a joke.

00:22:26.360 New York City neighborhood turned into giant toilet as migrants litter park with poop,

00:22:31.100 leave cups of urine on doorsteps.

00:22:32.980 So, which is shocking to me because even if you piss in a cup, you dump it on the ground.

00:22:40.060 Dump it in the gutter.

00:22:40.820 You don't just leave the cup.

00:22:42.440 On someone's doorstep.

00:22:43.680 Yeah.

00:22:43.940 And so here's some pictures of the porta potties.

00:22:45.760 They're absolutely blown out.

00:22:48.100 These guys aren't changing their underwear every day for sure.

00:22:51.000 They're blowing out the porta potties.

00:22:52.380 And then there's a quote from some old man who goes, I've cut this part of the park out

00:22:56.740 of my daily walk because of the filth, said neighbor Michael Bartley, 73.

00:23:01.320 It's just like.

00:23:02.160 Sorry, Michael Bartley.

00:23:03.080 Your country's gone.

00:23:04.260 Yeah.

00:23:04.500 That nice park you walked through?

00:23:05.900 It's for pissing and shitting now.

00:23:07.520 For illegals who just got here from Guatemala.

00:23:10.700 What happened?

00:23:11.620 Yeah.

00:23:11.980 And also keep in mind with the illegals, these are all like military age men.

00:23:16.880 Of course.

00:23:17.460 So like if they're capable enough to come to America, the country they leave behind has

00:23:22.480 like one less capable man in that country.

00:23:25.340 So the country that's left behind will continue to get exploited.

00:23:28.800 Yeah.

00:23:29.100 And then when the country keeps getting exploited, you're going to have more people that want

00:23:31.760 to get out.

00:23:32.540 Yeah.

00:23:32.800 So it's like, it goes both ways where like everyone here, yeah, that upsets our system

00:23:39.260 in our society, but it also ruins the country they came from, which sucked already even

00:23:45.000 more.

00:23:45.580 Yeah.

00:23:46.380 Randall Island.

00:23:47.460 Is that what it is?

00:23:48.240 Randall Island?

00:23:48.920 Yeah.

00:23:49.160 Randall's Island Migrant Center.

00:23:51.100 This is a huge migrant center and they're all fucking and sucking each other.

00:23:54.540 Yeah.

00:23:54.760 Aside from pissing and shitting, they get to Randall's Migrant Center.

00:23:57.640 And this is from Viral News NYC.

00:23:59.620 He said he received reports that Randall's Island shelter is like one big party.

00:24:03.860 Last week alone, 10 women returned to the intake center pregnant.

00:24:06.620 I was told drugs and drinking are common things there.

00:24:09.860 Multiple stabbings took place at the center since it opened with one migrant losing his

00:24:13.120 life.

00:24:13.880 Security guards are constantly pulling kitchen knives off migrants.

00:24:17.040 And get this, there's a constant battle between black migrants and migrants from South

00:24:20.780 America.

00:24:21.580 So we already got some new blood feuds brewing.

00:24:23.580 Ooh, we got a couple of blood fleas, a little race war.

00:24:25.560 Yeah.

00:24:25.820 Remember back in the day, like the Irish and the Italians used to fight for control over

00:24:29.100 cities.

00:24:29.500 Now there's just like low level race wars with kitchen knives.

00:24:32.360 And then there was a one that was caught on camera between Africans and Somalis, like

00:24:37.240 people from Africa.

00:24:38.460 No, no, no, no, no.

00:24:39.360 It was American black.

00:24:40.460 I think this is black Americans fighting with Somalis in Minneapolis.

00:24:43.600 Yeah.

00:24:43.800 So it was a huge race field brawl between black and Somalian students, which broke out

00:24:47.660 at a Minneapolis high school with parents who got involved, arrested by cops.

00:24:51.900 And we're just going to show a little bit of the video.

00:24:53.740 So, you know, it's, it's classic high school brawl shit, but with a racial element now and

00:25:05.680 they're trying to break it up for a long time.

00:25:07.460 And then the one thing I noticed, it always spills over like here.

00:25:12.100 I'm going to fast forward a little bit.

00:25:13.160 This is in the hallways clearly.

00:25:14.220 And what's this now they're outside.

00:25:16.580 Now they're in the parking lot and the moms are fighting and shit like that.

00:25:19.340 Like there's the mom getting involved.

00:25:20.540 It's like those birthday candles where you blow it out and you think it's done.

00:25:25.200 And then like one pops up and then you blow it out and then another one pops up.

00:25:28.280 Yeah.

00:25:28.640 Everyone's like, chill, we're done fighting.

00:25:30.280 We're done fighting.

00:25:30.920 And then you see somebody going like this, like a girl.

00:25:33.760 Yeah.

00:25:34.240 So yeah, it's, it's the trick birthday candles.

00:25:36.400 Here's one of the, uh, 41 year old who was arrested and then released without charges

00:25:40.560 after she was arrested.

00:25:42.460 I say lock her up just on one look.

00:25:44.560 Got the neck tattoo.

00:25:45.720 Got that, that fighting look, you know, fighting Somalis.

00:25:49.340 Yeah.

00:25:49.520 Fighting Somalis, which, you know, I get, I get, I get it, but you know, it's a school.

00:25:54.680 Uh, last piece of our immigration section.

00:25:57.460 This was like a thing that they did big time in, uh, well, there was that the Supreme court.

00:26:02.440 Yeah.

00:26:02.460 We have to talk about this.

00:26:03.580 So the video you just saw of the, uh, guys who are at the border, Edwin, and what was

00:26:08.720 his name?

00:26:09.580 Uh, looking for border patrol.

00:26:11.040 The Supreme court just ruled on that.

00:26:12.720 This just broke like right as we were filming, um, us Supreme court, uh, on five to four vote

00:26:17.940 allows federal agents to cut razor wire, Texas installed on us, Mexico border.

00:26:22.720 So a loss for state rights there.

00:26:25.260 Uh, Amy Coney Barrett and justice Roberts voted with the libs on this one.

00:26:29.420 I never liked the Amy Coney Barrett.

00:26:31.140 I never really liked her that much.

00:26:32.600 I never thought she had that.

00:26:33.900 There's people who have that dog in them.

00:26:35.560 She doesn't have a dog.

00:26:36.240 She's a girl.

00:26:36.900 Clarence Thomas has that dog in them.

00:26:38.640 Amy Coney Barrett's like, well, we can't be too mean.

00:26:40.880 I got a lot of pressure.

00:26:41.880 And I mean, to be fair, this is a total argument of like federal versus state rights.

00:26:46.140 And like, it's weird.

00:26:47.400 And it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, technically the federal government has

00:26:50.960 the right to control the border, but we didn't think it would be used for the opposite of

00:26:55.260 controlling the border.

00:26:56.580 You know, it was like in case the federal need to come over the top because the state's

00:26:59.360 not doing exactly.

00:27:00.440 Exactly.

00:27:00.740 Now the federal's the bad guys.

00:27:02.660 I hate federal and it's backwards and upside down.

00:27:05.020 So yeah, that just happened.

00:27:07.280 We'll see what happens.

00:27:08.100 But all these little wins we've had recently has been the Texas National Guard and state

00:27:12.220 police and stuff like that.

00:27:13.640 And so we'll see how they handle it.

00:27:15.740 I want Governor Abbott to like pick a fight with the federal government and to have like

00:27:19.500 a standoff moment, you know, but we'll see.

00:27:22.680 I hate federal.

00:27:23.820 All right.

00:27:24.120 Last piece of our immigration section before we move on.

00:27:26.680 I saw this ad or this meme from Europe and it was basically on one side said, want to

00:27:33.000 fight climate change, have fewer children, which is like the message that people are

00:27:37.580 told in these European countries.

00:27:39.620 Nice little picture of three white babies.

00:27:41.540 So have fewer kids.

00:27:42.840 And then the other article says refugee influx helps halt.

00:27:47.860 Can you read it?

00:27:48.740 Refugee influx helps halt decline in Germany's population.

00:27:52.880 So on one hand, they tell you don't have kids.

00:27:55.080 Things are so unstable.

00:27:56.200 Can you afford it?

00:27:57.120 There's climate change.

00:27:58.380 But we can't have the population decline.

00:28:00.020 Yeah.

00:28:00.240 There's so much instability.

00:28:01.440 You don't have kids.

00:28:02.160 It's too scary.

00:28:03.180 And then on the other hand, they go, well, no one had kids.

00:28:05.400 So we have to bring in all these third worlders, which brings more instability and then less

00:28:09.480 kids.

00:28:10.140 Yeah.

00:28:10.300 So it's something to keep an eye out for because I saw that and I was like, damn, dog,

00:28:14.160 that's what they're doing to us.

00:28:15.500 It's ugly.

00:28:16.280 All right.

00:28:16.620 Last page of housekeeping.

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00:28:25.840 to tell us, like the video, notifications on, send stuff to our P.O.

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00:28:31.500 Yeah.

00:28:33.760 Our P.O.

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00:28:36.260 And we want it to.

00:28:37.000 It's manageable now.

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00:28:39.140 Thank you for everyone who sent something.

00:28:40.480 Does it feel like to you that our lives are flying by lately?

00:28:43.900 Kind of.

00:28:44.400 Things are going fast.

00:28:45.620 Yeah.

00:28:46.080 I look at the number of the show, like episode 140, and it's like, dude, months feel like weeks.

00:28:53.080 Two a week.

00:28:53.600 You don't have much time to sit and think about it.

00:28:55.760 You got to just keep writing the next episode, you know?

00:28:57.880 I feel like life is like this.

00:28:59.860 It's like a free fall now.

00:29:02.060 And it's just going faster and faster and faster until we reach terminal.

00:29:07.520 Terminal velocity.

00:29:09.300 Terminal velocity.

00:29:10.020 Okay.

00:29:10.560 So time feels like it's going too fast.

00:29:12.840 That's all I wanted to say.

00:29:14.000 All right.

00:29:14.260 That's fair.

00:29:14.940 We had some AI, some show AI fan art.

00:29:18.060 Yeah.

00:29:18.240 That, well, first we got the AI fan art, and then we gave some notes.

00:29:23.280 Yeah.

00:29:23.900 Well, this is my personal favorite here.

00:29:26.280 Big Fleckus, as I call him.

00:29:27.780 Big Chungus.

00:29:28.900 Fleckus got a little bit of a fat guy treatment.

00:29:30.900 I got hooked.

00:29:31.480 What happened?

00:29:32.320 And for me, it was very generous.

00:29:34.280 Where does AI even base this off of?

00:29:36.640 I don't know, man.

00:29:37.860 I don't know.

00:29:38.540 But then we made some notes and said, make me less fucking disgustingly fat and addicted to seed oils.

00:29:44.280 And they made a nice one where they made you fat on one of them.

00:29:47.320 Yeah.

00:29:47.520 They pigged me out and they gave you some sort of hipster tattoo.

00:29:50.840 So that's what I would have been if I had continued on the path of eating seed oils.

00:29:54.880 We stopped doing that.

00:29:56.040 So I'm going to probably look more like the hot, skinny guy.

00:29:59.120 All right.

00:29:59.640 Let's go to the Squid Ink restaurant fail.

00:30:02.360 You kind of gave it away with that, didn't you?

00:30:04.840 So it shoots on everybody.

00:30:21.640 Complete black face.

00:30:25.440 Isn't that hilarious?

00:30:26.460 Yeah.

00:30:27.020 Not offensive to me because it's Squid Ink and I don't care.

00:30:30.020 You know?

00:30:30.500 Chinese don't care.

00:30:31.420 They like it.

00:30:31.960 Yeah.

00:30:32.200 That's funny.

00:30:32.660 They think it's hilarious and it is.

00:30:34.660 And they're right.

00:30:35.580 Yeah.

00:30:35.720 Last clip of housekeeping, the laser removal.

00:30:42.280 Removing rust on a shovel head.

00:30:53.580 So it's called Zaps It Off.

00:30:55.940 Zaps It Off.

00:30:57.620 And this, for me, is in the same category, under the same umbrella as magnets.

00:31:03.120 Oh.

00:31:03.600 When it comes to, like, what the fuck is going on, I can't explain this.

00:31:06.320 This is basically alien technology for humans and we're pretending it's normal and not.

00:31:11.180 That's alien technology.

00:31:12.860 Okay.

00:31:13.080 You're shooting nothing out of metal thing and it's reacting to it.

00:31:18.320 That seems like alien shit to me.

00:31:20.040 All right.

00:31:20.440 High-level analysis at the end of housekeeping here.

00:31:22.860 I saved it for the end.

00:31:24.140 I saved it for the end.

00:31:25.920 All right.

00:31:26.240 Well, that is the end of housekeeping.

00:31:28.180 We're moving on now to Cringe of the Week.

00:31:31.820 We have a fantastic Cringe of the Week.

00:31:35.920 Our first clip is the trans golfer.

00:31:39.200 Yeah.

00:31:39.480 Here's the video clip.

00:31:40.320 This guy ended up winning an event and now I think he's on his way to, like, the pipeline of the LPGA.

00:31:47.320 He's not – he's, like, one more win away from the LPGA whose, like, mission is to help women and excel at golf.

00:31:57.620 And then there's this fucking guy who –

00:31:59.100 He throws a skirt on and crushes it.

00:32:01.040 He played golf in college.

00:32:02.080 Yeah, he's got the body frame of a mid-40s man, you know, and so that's good enough to do the LPGA, obviously.

00:32:08.400 Look, he holds out.

00:32:10.660 And so, you know, a lot of times I think when we get into Cringe of the Week, I go, you know, are we being too mean?

00:32:15.600 Are we just hurting, like, people for no reason or talking shit about kind of normal people?

00:32:21.240 And then I go, no, this fucking guy shows up to the LPGA and thinks he's going to, like, qualify and get on and win trophies.

00:32:28.880 And I say, we're not even mean enough.

00:32:31.180 Because he just throws a skirt on.

00:32:33.460 He says, oh, I'm a scratch golfer.

00:32:35.640 I'll buy a skirt from Amazon and I'll go make a ton of money off the LPGA tour.

00:32:39.760 Yeah, and then John Daly spoke out against this.

00:32:42.240 Obviously, everybody should be speaking out against this.

00:32:44.840 But there's this class of, like, fake world people who just go, he hasn't really broken any laws yet.

00:32:50.260 We're still the governing board.

00:32:51.480 We're yet to make a decision, you know?

00:32:53.340 So it seems like nobody else has that kind of, like, executive power.

00:32:58.040 Like, we got to nip this in the bud.

00:32:59.800 That's a good point.

00:33:00.700 And this guy, there's multiple types of trans people.

00:33:04.420 This guy is the late adult onset fetish shit type.

00:33:07.840 Jerks off, strokes his shit.

00:33:09.240 He likes to get bricked up from wearing the fetish shit women's clothes and people have to call him a lady.

00:33:15.480 And he gets bricked up from that.

00:33:16.720 Same with Admiral Levine.

00:33:17.880 Of course, yeah.

00:33:18.780 Same boat.

00:33:19.340 Which, those types of trans people are the least sympathetic.

00:33:22.940 And especially, those guys, like, if you're going to be Admiral Levine and you're going to be a girl, whatever, but then to join the sports, too, the LPGA when you're this, like, that should be ridiculed as much as possible and a joke.

00:33:35.720 The other two main categories, as I see it, are the Munchausen by proxy child where the kid is with a leftist liberal mom and, God forbid, he accidentally tells her he likes pink one time.

00:33:48.500 And then the mom's, like, a crazy narcissist person who's just like, oh, yeah, you're a girl now.

00:33:52.320 We're getting you on hormones.

00:33:53.300 And then it gets into a cycle of reinforcement where the kid, like, doesn't really know and he's too ingrained into this, like, cycle that the mom introduced.

00:34:00.060 And then the other one is, like, the autistic, awkward teenager who kind of has, like, that one friend or one person who kind of introduces them to this ideology and then gets groomed online.

00:34:12.660 Yeah, TikTok shit.

00:34:13.800 TikTok shit.

00:34:14.440 The online finishes them off.

00:34:16.380 And so two out of those three I feel bad for.

00:34:19.520 Yeah.

00:34:19.640 You know?

00:34:19.960 Yeah.

00:34:20.260 The kids who don't know what's happening.

00:34:21.700 Munchausen mommy, obviously, that's the worst because that's the youngest.

00:34:24.840 The other kids who get led astray by some adults in their friend group and then internet strangers online.

00:34:30.200 But, man, I really have no room in my heart for these adult onset fetish lady golfer ones.

00:34:36.240 Yeah.

00:34:36.380 And like you said, the adult onset fetish shit in sports, that's the worst, worst combo.

00:34:42.160 And that's why we got to vote for Trump to get these people out.

00:34:44.760 Yeah.

00:34:45.300 All right.

00:34:45.820 And he's got a big deportation plan, and I haven't looked too far into it or read it, the proposal, but I think it might include these trans people.

00:34:53.660 I think they might be on the buses.

00:34:55.180 I think they might get on the buses and get out.

00:34:57.500 And sent to Guadalajara with all the illegals.

00:35:01.280 All right.

00:35:01.800 Let's move on to the Netflix-hosted gay podcast, Twinks.

00:35:07.500 Yeah.

00:35:08.380 A few more words.

00:35:09.320 Pretty much summed it up.

00:35:09.820 Netflix is a joke radio on SiriusXM.

00:35:12.720 So, like, you know, we're kind of the counterculture talking about reality and shit like that.

00:35:17.820 And then this is what the mainstream Twinks are up to.

00:35:20.000 He knows this.

00:35:20.860 Like, I'm fully going to marry this man.

00:35:22.500 Like, you know, I think we're sort of waiting for, like, an arbitrary amount of time.

00:35:26.180 But I, like, I know it's going to happen.

00:35:28.540 The only guessing game for him now is, like, when.

00:35:31.140 Yeah.

00:35:31.560 That's really beautiful.

00:35:32.420 I think you should hide the ring between your dick and your balls.

00:35:35.640 Okay.

00:35:35.920 So, when he goes down on you, he's like, what is this, like, thing right here?

00:35:39.220 Well, maybe I'll propose with a straight-up c*** ring.

00:35:41.260 Oh.

00:35:42.140 There are no rules for us.

00:35:43.500 We can do whatever we want.

00:35:44.980 A c*** ring.

00:35:45.620 I'm picturing a c*** ring with a f***ing diamond on it.

00:35:48.860 Yeah.

00:35:49.640 You notice how they get to the same degenerate, weird sex place at the same exact time because

00:35:56.860 their brains are, like, tuned in and they're, like, both weird sex guys?

00:36:00.080 How do I bring a blowjob into this?

00:36:01.540 How do I bring sucking into this?

00:36:02.780 At the same time, they're like, blowjob, sucking.

00:36:05.020 There's no punchline.

00:36:06.280 There's no anything.

00:36:07.080 It's just, put it on his dick.

00:36:09.240 Yeah.

00:36:10.000 And then they even said, oh, it's 2023.

00:36:12.500 There's no rules for us.

00:36:13.600 We can do whatever we want.

00:36:15.580 Yeah.

00:36:16.120 It's always been.

00:36:16.860 That's what we've noticed.

00:36:17.980 I think by 2030, these are going to be examples of, like, your average straight guy.

00:36:23.280 Mmm.

00:36:24.020 That's dark.

00:36:24.960 That's dark.

00:36:26.080 But if things keep going a certain direction, that's kind of how it would be.

00:36:30.320 And I don't even get why you get married.

00:36:32.100 You're already doing all the disgusting shit with each other.

00:36:35.120 You can move into his apartment.

00:36:36.440 It doesn't fucking matter.

00:36:37.600 Yeah.

00:36:37.840 What, do you want to go visit him in the fake hospital bed when someone wants to keep you?

00:36:41.440 Some big racist, sexist guy wants to keep you from seeing your husband when he's on

00:36:45.120 his deathbed?

00:36:45.760 Yeah.

00:36:46.220 That's, like, the one scenario they have.

00:36:47.720 So you can make, like, inappropriate comments to the male nurse.

00:36:50.200 Yeah.

00:36:51.200 Sexually assault people.

00:36:52.720 Hey, that's what Netflix is up to, right?

00:36:54.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:55.480 That's what Netflix is up to.

00:36:56.420 That's the Netflix opposition to our show.

00:36:59.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:00.540 Two straight guys, two gay guys, that kind of thing.

00:37:02.980 Obviously, never take dating advice from these people.

00:37:05.360 We tell you all the time, if you take dating advice from gay guys, they're going to tell

00:37:10.340 you to try to fuck the waiter.

00:37:11.640 Yeah.

00:37:12.020 You know?

00:37:12.480 Uber driver.

00:37:13.680 Anybody.

00:37:14.700 Yeah.

00:37:15.200 Anybody near you.

00:37:16.280 But another thing you never do with gay guys is trust them to catch you in a trust

00:37:21.740 fall situation.

00:37:23.580 Watch this next clip.

00:37:24.600 Oh, you're having fun.

00:37:26.720 You're drunk.

00:37:27.500 Main character.

00:37:28.920 My life's a movie.

00:37:31.160 It's like that movie Project X.

00:37:33.700 Tailbone.

00:37:34.500 Look at this other camera angle.

00:37:36.260 Look at this guy on the left.

00:37:38.840 You thought he was going to catch you?

00:37:41.220 Didn't even move his arms.

00:37:42.500 Yeah.

00:37:42.800 Never trust your full body weight to twink types or those who are even twink adjacent.

00:37:47.280 That's true.

00:37:47.920 Because those guys may have been straight, but they're twink adjacent just based on their

00:37:50.740 body types.

00:37:51.240 You can't rely on these people.

00:37:52.220 You can't employ them either.

00:37:53.440 Yeah, you really.

00:37:54.600 You really shouldn't even let them near your house.

00:37:56.240 That's a separate discussion, though.

00:37:57.740 Yeah, you start.

00:37:58.400 They're going to come late to your job with a very complex Starbucks order.

00:38:01.960 Yeah.

00:38:02.140 You have to ignore it.

00:38:03.520 I know.

00:38:04.740 Start ignoring federal laws to get these people out.

00:38:07.360 Yeah.

00:38:08.380 Can't bring my knee up.

00:38:09.760 Don't do it.

00:38:10.640 I'm so comfortable when it's up, though.

00:38:12.680 And it's so disgusting when we see it.

00:38:14.780 It's just my leg.

00:38:16.200 All right.

00:38:16.560 Let's move on.

00:38:17.400 The Twitch streamer got mad that someone was recording her butt, even though she was in

00:38:23.400 public with her butt out.

00:38:24.380 Excuse me.

00:38:33.560 Excuse me.

00:38:40.900 It basically ends there.

00:38:44.400 Fucker.

00:38:44.680 She just gets mad, calls him a fucker because he filmed her.

00:38:47.900 But she was filming herself to promote her butt on the computer.

00:38:52.820 So she's okay when the computer people look at her butt for free.

00:38:56.540 But when a guy looks at her butt for free in real life, she gets upset.

00:39:01.820 Yeah.

00:39:02.380 That's pretty much it.

00:39:03.580 That's consistent.

00:39:04.300 That's a huge violation.

00:39:05.560 But it's the same thing that pays her bills, I guess.

00:39:07.920 This is the same with gym women.

00:39:09.540 Yeah.

00:39:09.780 They post the videos of, look at this guy, look at my ass.

00:39:12.780 But all you do is post ass and hip thrusts and squatting all day.

00:39:16.560 Exactly.

00:39:17.100 I feel like we've covered this before, but it's nice to see a refreshed example.

00:39:20.600 Exactly.

00:39:21.000 And also keep in mind, you don't really have the expectation of privacy in public.

00:39:27.660 Like if we go do a man in the street, if you're getting interviewed, you can't say,

00:39:31.420 don't record me because you're in public.

00:39:33.480 You have no expectation of privacy.

00:39:35.160 So this person is mad that she's being recorded, but it's like, maybe you shouldn't wear something

00:39:42.040 that's so revealing that people are going to take pictures of it because it's so rare

00:39:46.920 to see when you're in public because you have no expectation of privacy in public.

00:39:50.760 Yeah.

00:39:51.180 Maybe if you're going to do the borderline porn Twitch stuff, you should do it in the comfort

00:39:54.940 of your own home.

00:39:55.880 And then there's also the higher creep and higher, you know, groper types than ever out

00:40:01.340 there.

00:40:01.660 We just let in 3 million migrants.

00:40:04.540 Who've never seen anything like that.

00:40:05.900 Who've never seen a white woman's ass like that.

00:40:08.000 Who squats, you know?

00:40:09.220 They come from Senegal.

00:40:10.440 They see skinny, rail-thin black women.

00:40:12.420 So, you know.

00:40:13.320 Or people with like coverings.

00:40:14.700 Yeah.

00:40:15.160 Maybe.

00:40:15.720 They're going to go, they're going to awoogamax.

00:40:17.600 Oh, awoogamax and henchman max combined.

00:40:20.880 That's the problem.

00:40:21.700 When you awoogamax from a third world country.

00:40:24.040 That's a little different than our awoogamaxing.

00:40:26.200 Yeah.

00:40:26.320 It's illegal.

00:40:27.340 We're talking 1950s America awoogamaxing.

00:40:30.200 They're talking like.

00:40:31.400 We're talking, come here, toots.

00:40:32.940 And then you spin her around.

00:40:34.700 They're doing zombie type shit.

00:40:37.900 And then they just black out and they go crazy.

00:40:40.100 Yeah.

00:40:40.200 All right, let's move on.

00:40:41.340 We have two clips of cringe left.

00:40:42.840 The plus size park hoppers.

00:40:44.760 Yeah, this is a new segment of the population I had no idea about.

00:40:48.840 Have you ever been seated at a restaurant and found that you couldn't fit comfortably in the seat or booth?

00:40:53.240 Hey, everyone.

00:40:54.020 We're plus size park hoppers and we range in sizes from 2X to 5X.

00:40:57.620 Like this video and follow us for more plus size Disney content.

00:41:00.720 We're starting a new dining series called If I Fits, I Sits.

00:41:03.660 In this series, we'll go to different restaurants on Disney property and beyond.

00:41:07.180 Showing you the types of seating they offer, whether or not we find it comfortable, and we'll also review the food.

00:41:12.620 We know how it feels to walk into a restaurant.

00:41:14.760 You get the point.

00:41:16.060 Yeah.

00:41:16.480 And it says follow us for more plus size Disney content.

00:41:20.900 And it's like for a couple more years.

00:41:22.940 Yeah.

00:41:23.420 There's niche and then there's niche.

00:41:26.040 Yeah.

00:41:26.460 Plus size Disney adults.

00:41:28.780 And apparently there's enough of them to sustain an influencer market economy.

00:41:33.500 So I don't know.

00:41:34.700 Should we be worried about the state of America?

00:41:36.140 Do we need 3 million third worlders?

00:41:38.820 Are all of our people just fat women going to Disney and filming content on the chairs?

00:41:44.040 Yeah.

00:41:44.420 You see that sturdy chair she filmed too?

00:41:46.060 She's like, this one's a good one.

00:41:48.300 If you get propped on this chair, you could feed no problem.

00:41:51.960 Oh, yeah.

00:41:52.560 They might even pull up a trough.

00:41:54.800 And so you could feed without breaking the seat.

00:41:57.360 What do you think?

00:41:57.840 Seed oil types?

00:41:58.580 And this one's got a fan attached to her necklace.

00:42:00.960 Cool her down so she can feed easier.

00:42:02.860 Doesn't want to overheat while she's feeding.

00:42:04.540 If she eats spicy while she's feeding, she could really start sweating.

00:42:08.740 Real glistening.

00:42:09.940 Real glistening shit.

00:42:11.280 We range from 2X to 5X.

00:42:13.520 It's like, there's some girl watching this who's 6X and she wants to go to Disney and

00:42:17.540 goes, oh man, I'll never know.

00:42:19.560 And the one who's 2X, that's probably the gluten-free one.

00:42:22.360 Yeah.

00:42:22.560 If they mention one of us is gluten-free.

00:42:24.920 Probably the 2X.

00:42:26.640 Isn't it so weird that instead of getting to a point where like, wow, this is rock bottom,

00:42:31.140 we were talking about this.

00:42:32.100 There was another guy who we know who we found out he weighed 494 pounds.

00:42:35.800 And that means he went from rock bottom, 350, to a new rock bottom, 375, to a new rock bottom, 400.

00:42:44.540 So he had like five or six rock bottoms, right?

00:42:46.660 You get to 500 and you're like, damn, I wish I was 350.

00:42:49.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:50.640 Exactly.

00:42:51.500 And so these women though, like instead of hitting rock bottom and having a wake up moment,

00:42:57.860 they were like, let's just film content about it.

00:43:00.400 Isn't that kind of crazy that their brain went there?

00:43:02.840 Like I'll help other fatties ride Disney, go to Disney and eat there.

00:43:07.900 And they're doing all the restaurants at Disney.

00:43:10.000 The rides are out of the question.

00:43:12.060 The rides are already gone.

00:43:13.880 It's not about how to fit on the rides because the rides are completely off the table.

00:43:19.580 Hey, I feel bad.

00:43:20.840 But then I remember these people like, I don't know.

00:43:23.140 They're trying to show other fat people how good it is to go to Disney.

00:43:26.520 And then not one of them has said, I'll start my weight loss journey.

00:43:30.340 That's a good point.

00:43:31.200 I don't know.

00:43:31.640 In 350 is rock bottom, like you said.

00:43:33.660 So I've never hit rock bottom.

00:43:35.300 Nice job.

00:43:36.220 Well, that's one rock bottom.

00:43:38.620 300 would be rock bottom for me.

00:43:40.340 For you.

00:43:41.900 Yeah.

00:43:42.740 All right.

00:43:43.560 All right.

00:43:43.960 All right.

00:43:44.260 Last clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:43:45.400 This is just more of a PSA than anything.

00:43:48.920 Don't destroy your above ground pool up ground from your neighbor's house.

00:43:55.380 Sure.

00:43:55.960 That's like an old adage.

00:43:57.960 Like two of the bird, whatever.

00:44:00.020 All right.

00:44:00.160 Here we go.

00:44:00.460 Two of the hands, one of the bush.

00:44:02.860 Yeah.

00:44:03.560 This guy does no math.

00:44:04.560 Slash the bitch.

00:44:05.400 He does really no math.

00:44:09.680 Jeez, how many gallons is this?

00:44:12.620 Guy's got like a classic car on the hill.

00:44:16.740 That's going to go in their yard and like their house and everything.

00:44:20.660 Of course it is.

00:44:23.700 That's not even, the water's not even all out yet.

00:44:27.740 He didn't think of it?

00:44:29.640 Some people, man.

00:44:30.520 He just thought it was going to get soaked up by the ground.

00:44:32.720 Yeah.

00:44:33.340 It's like when it rains, you know, it just soaks it up.

00:44:35.960 Yeah.

00:44:36.220 It rains 50,000 gallons in one spot in two seconds.

00:44:38.880 It's two seconds.

00:44:39.620 That's how it rains.

00:44:40.620 You know, like when it rains.

00:44:42.020 How many gallons is that?

00:44:43.020 I got to start, I got to figure that out.

00:44:45.060 Yeah.

00:44:45.260 Don't even say a number because if it's off, you'll-

00:44:48.000 I'll get cooked.

00:44:48.700 Yeah.

00:44:48.880 You'll lose credibility.

00:44:50.040 I'd say 8,000 gallons.

00:44:52.760 I'm not going to answer because I have no idea.

00:44:56.400 All right.

00:44:56.820 Let's move on.

00:44:57.400 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:44:58.480 We'll be on to Urban Decay.

00:44:59.420 It's going to get a little worse.

00:45:00.520 It is going to-

00:45:01.140 It's actually a funny Urban Decay though.

00:45:02.720 Yeah.

00:45:03.300 All right.

00:45:03.540 Our first clip of Urban Decay.

00:45:06.080 A child was attacked at the mall and no one knows why.

00:45:10.320 This was in Detroit, by the way.

00:45:12.180 It took a turn at the food court near Mrs. Fields Cookies.

00:45:15.320 So I checked my phone and then just that woman came up and hit my head against the glass.

00:45:22.100 I start-

00:45:22.960 And I started crying and then she turns around.

00:45:25.960 She starts laughing at me and then she puts on her mask

00:45:29.760 and runs away.

00:45:30.640 Police would later identify the woman as 25-year-old Rihanna Valentine.

00:45:35.480 She took her hand on the back of my neck and slammed it into the glass.

00:45:39.340 Valentine now charged with a misdemeanor and on tether for the attack.

00:45:43.760 I don't know why.

00:45:45.720 I mean, I didn't do anything to her.

00:45:47.760 It's the million-dollar question.

00:45:49.560 For a grown woman to hit a child, it just doesn't make sense to me.

00:45:55.020 I can't understand why she would do that.

00:45:57.240 Even mall security and Troy Police only have theories.

00:46:00.660 One thing is for sure.

00:46:01.860 Surveillance video shows Sophia did nothing wrong.

00:46:04.880 They said there was nothing.

00:46:05.780 There's no explanation for why she did this.

00:46:08.560 Little Sophia, all 40 pounds of her, wiped away tears and was able to give security a description

00:46:14.320 of Valentine, who came back to the mall a day later.

00:46:17.640 That's when police moved in, making the arrest.

00:46:20.460 We talked to Troy Police about this Captain Josh Jones.

00:46:23.240 He says the only theory that he can come up with is that maybe Brianna Valentine was trying

00:46:27.540 to show off for the people that she was with.

00:46:30.260 Maybe a joke or something like that.

00:46:31.780 But we're talking about a 25-year-old woman here.

00:46:34.880 Can't figure out why.

00:46:36.760 40-pound, 10-year-old, white girl.

00:46:40.240 And you saw the mugshot.

00:46:41.660 Yeah.

00:46:42.200 And the girl did nothing.

00:46:43.500 But maybe she was trying to show off in front of her friends.

00:46:46.380 Probably a joke or something, right?

00:46:48.120 Yeah.

00:46:48.400 No one can figure it out.

00:46:49.080 It's a million-dollar question.

00:46:50.140 The police chief doesn't know.

00:46:51.600 The news anchor doesn't know.

00:46:52.840 The media, the parents.

00:46:54.240 No one can figure it out.

00:46:55.660 And you can't make any assumptions.

00:46:57.100 Yeah.

00:46:57.580 You can't just assume it's a racially motivated attack.

00:47:00.740 But that's what they've probably done countless other times.

00:47:03.780 With George Floyd and all the other fake hoaxes that have gone around.

00:47:08.140 Jussie Smollett.

00:47:08.920 We actually have a clip of them talking about race all the time.

00:47:11.980 And this heated exchange quickly became racist.

00:47:15.340 Claims of racist bullying.

00:47:17.160 Claims silenced according to Tatiana Vanderlaan.

00:47:20.420 It does say racism is for c***.

00:47:22.280 You can fill in the blank.

00:47:23.740 An anti-racist message with a bite.

00:47:26.960 So that's the anchor who specifically was reporting on this story.

00:47:30.780 Jessica Dupnack, right?

00:47:31.920 And we're not really like attacking her or anything.

00:47:35.360 But at a certain point, it's like race, race, race.

00:47:39.800 I've been talking about it for years.

00:47:41.440 George Floyd.

00:47:42.080 It's been jumping to the front of our mind whenever a black person's involved.

00:47:45.040 But when the little 10-year-old white girl gets attacked randomly at the Detroit Mall.

00:47:50.400 And all we've been talking about for the last 10 years is racial grievances.

00:47:53.740 And how bad the police are and stuff like that.

00:47:56.880 Nobody thinks to go, huh?

00:47:58.420 Maybe this might have a racial element to it.

00:48:01.620 Because this is the same thing as the random attack in D.C. that we covered probably last week.

00:48:06.480 It's either a mentally ill, crazy person who needs to be immediately dealt with.

00:48:10.620 Or it's a racial attack.

00:48:12.420 A hate crime on a 10-year-old girl, right?

00:48:15.020 Yeah, but they can't figure it out.

00:48:16.540 The police chief, he goes, oh, he's doing his head like a cartoon.

00:48:19.900 Like, oh, gee.

00:48:20.780 Maybe she's doing a joke.

00:48:22.460 Maybe it's a joke, boss.

00:48:23.840 Yeah, I don't know.

00:48:24.800 I don't know.

00:48:25.580 But any other situation when race is involved, they immediately jump to, it's a racist attack.

00:48:30.960 Or it's a racist arrest.

00:48:32.220 Or it's a racist graffiti on the school.

00:48:35.200 White perpetrator, black victim.

00:48:37.060 Race had to play an element, right?

00:48:38.700 Every single time.

00:48:39.540 But black perpetrator, white victim.

00:48:41.460 Then all of a sudden everyone's in this fake world.

00:48:43.480 Where everyone's confused and they go, oh, jeez, I'm racking my brain for this, boss.

00:48:48.400 I can't quite figure it out.

00:48:49.940 And also, you know, there's an ongoing theme that people say that, like, police are out to get black people.

00:48:54.980 Yeah.

00:48:55.440 Well, when you do an unprovoked attack on a 40-pound child who's 10 years old and you get a misdemeanor for it.

00:49:01.640 Yeah, that was another part.

00:49:03.940 Misdemeanor and, like, what, an ankle tracker?

00:49:06.160 Yeah.

00:49:06.560 Oh, police are out to get us.

00:49:07.760 It's like you attacked a child, an innocent child, and they let you go.

00:49:11.340 Yeah, the most innocent and, like, helpless part of the community.

00:49:15.120 The only other thing is, like, a child or a super old person with a walker.

00:49:18.960 Yeah.

00:49:19.240 You're the one who needs to really, really go away.

00:49:21.920 Exactly.

00:49:22.500 I'd be checking Facebook posts, DMs.

00:49:24.600 I'd be checking everything because we need to find out what this person says in her free time about white people or about little kids.

00:49:32.900 I think this lady was ugly and jealous of, like, a cute girl with, like, her life ahead of her.

00:49:38.360 You know what I mean?

00:49:38.980 An innocent, cute girl.

00:49:39.880 I'm 25.

00:49:40.460 I'm 25 on food stamps in Detroit.

00:49:43.500 Yeah, I'm hanging out at the mall two days in a row.

00:49:45.320 Two days in a row.

00:49:46.400 And this is another thing, like, where we've talked about how the places where you need a key card or where you need a membership to go, like, Costco is the future.

00:49:54.620 You need a membership.

00:49:55.520 It keeps the riffraff out.

00:49:57.520 The mall, the places that used to be, like, hangouts for a homogenous community are not going to be trending in the right direction.

00:50:05.300 It's going to be trending more toward random 10-year-old racial attack than it is, oh, everyone's happy.

00:50:10.920 And, like, migrants hanging out at the mall.

00:50:12.320 Yeah.

00:50:12.580 That's where they're going to go.

00:50:13.420 Where do you think the 3 million people are going to hang out?

00:50:15.320 They don't have a job.

00:50:16.240 They're going to hang out at the mall, and they're going to grab some ass.

00:50:18.740 They're going to punch a kid.

00:50:20.240 You know, probably some rapes, too.

00:50:22.860 They're going to hit them all, all the crime categories.

00:50:25.740 Yep, that's what's coming.

00:50:27.440 But I just hate how this is, like, some big fake world thing.

00:50:30.840 The news anchor, the parents, the police chief.

00:50:34.020 Nobody can go, huh, this might be racially motivated because all this country has done for the past 10 years is talk about race.

00:50:40.040 And every article is about how white people are doing X, Y, Z, you know?

00:50:44.560 And then, oh, when the attack comes, oh, I forgot.

00:50:48.680 What could it be?

00:50:49.480 I'm really stupid now.

00:50:50.900 It could be anything.

00:50:51.540 I was smart last week, but now I'm stupid, right?

00:50:55.240 Yeah, you can't do that same extrapolation anymore.

00:50:57.880 Exactly.

00:50:58.780 All right, let's move on.

00:51:00.820 You know how you always hear those stories?

00:51:03.020 It's mostly racially based where they're like, this black man was put in jail for 20 years because they found him with a joint.

00:51:10.400 Yep.

00:51:10.920 You know, stories like that?

00:51:12.100 Of course.

00:51:12.600 But there was one that came across our timeline via Mimetic Sisyphus, who obviously everyone should follow.

00:51:18.080 He's linked in the description.

00:51:19.380 Yep.

00:51:19.560 He's consigliere to the show.

00:51:21.340 Oh, we love him.

00:51:22.140 He's like the smartest guy I know.

00:51:23.680 Is he a wartime consigliere as well?

00:51:25.460 Oh, yeah.

00:51:26.100 Oh, yeah?

00:51:26.460 So he's not Tom Hagen?

00:51:27.700 He's one of our best men.

00:51:29.420 All right.

00:51:29.720 Okay.

00:51:30.200 Is that a Godfather reference?

00:51:31.560 Yeah.

00:51:32.520 We just watched Godfather the other day.

00:51:35.200 We just watched Godfather.

00:51:37.160 And as we know, Tom Hagen was not a wartime consigliere.

00:51:39.940 Yeah.

00:51:40.460 Good point.

00:51:41.740 All right.

00:51:42.400 So, well, the headline was, Willie Simmons has served 38 years for a $9 robbery.

00:51:47.960 And it just makes you think, gee, these white people who run the prison system, they're keeping them up.

00:51:53.620 Right?

00:51:53.840 They're locking everyone up.

00:51:54.780 And then what did he say?

00:51:55.700 The medic Sisyphus goes, this comes from an actual case where a habitual felon violently assaulted a man for his wallet.

00:52:01.760 This robbery got him life in jail for being a habitual criminal and showing an escalation from nonviolent to violent crimes.

00:52:08.820 The left, of course, sold it as, he only stole $9.

00:52:12.960 Exactly.

00:52:13.540 And then we get these stories and then we have, like, the Muppets in the media, like D.L. Hewley and Ibram X. Kendi, like, oh, this pipeline to the prison system is so bad and white people just want to lock black people up for nothing.

00:52:25.580 This guy only stole $9.

00:52:27.560 But the reality, and here's some people tweeting that.

00:52:29.220 Yeah.

00:52:29.440 10 years sounds like a max even then.

00:52:31.580 Habitual crime plus escalation from nonviolent to violent criminal equals 38 years in jail.

00:52:35.800 To me, it's a $9 robbery.

00:52:37.220 The left is correct.

00:52:39.080 Three previous nonviolent crimes.

00:52:40.660 Army veteran wrestles man for wallet.

00:52:42.240 Immediately arrested.

00:52:43.020 25-minute trial.

00:52:43.940 In prison for 41 years.

00:52:45.780 And, you know, you can argue about the length of the prison sentence, right?

00:52:51.360 But the fact that he picked a target and was too stupid to figure that somebody only had $9 and he only knows that after getting away with a theft doesn't really make the crime any less bad, you know?

00:53:04.920 Exactly.

00:53:05.360 Like, oh, he got locked up for stealing $9.

00:53:09.020 And it's like, well, why did he violently attack someone to steal $9?

00:53:13.780 Yeah.

00:53:14.020 That seems even worse.

00:53:15.200 That's like not a good guy for society.

00:53:17.340 And then if the guy had $2,500, like a fat wad of cash in his pocket with a rubber band, then okay, yeah, 38 years is good.

00:53:23.940 Like, we're predicating his sentencing based on how good of a heist it was.

00:53:28.580 Like, I don't think so.

00:53:29.640 I think the willingness to attack someone on the street kind of, we're done.

00:53:33.480 Yeah.

00:53:34.080 And the medic Sisyphus rounded it all up pretty nicely with the truth.

00:53:38.640 Yeah.

00:53:39.080 He said, man steals something, is caught, goes to jail, is released.

00:53:42.760 Man steals more things, is caught, goes to jail, is released.

00:53:46.300 Man starts to break into home, is caught, goes to jail, is released.

00:53:50.380 Man attacks person to steal something, is caught, goes to jail forever.

00:53:53.900 Whenever we see that random murder that was done by a guy with 50 arrests and a dozen felonies, everyone goes, why was he on the street?

00:54:00.440 Well, it's because of people like this.

00:54:02.240 And he's talking about the leftists arguing to free this guy.

00:54:05.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:06.160 So obviously he had a long rap sheet.

00:54:07.760 That's why he's in jail for a long time.

00:54:09.760 But the narrative gets switched by all the Muppets.

00:54:12.400 Cops are killing us like George Floyd.

00:54:14.780 Cops are arresting us for nothing like that guy who stole the $9.

00:54:18.160 Yeah.

00:54:18.340 They're shutting down all the stores in the hood because they hate black people.

00:54:22.680 Yeah.

00:54:22.800 Big corporations, they smoke cigars and they go, how do we take away a store from the black people?

00:54:27.120 Yeah, we don't want them buying stuff.

00:54:28.780 They're not profit driven at all.

00:54:30.360 And then, yeah, like I said, like this, how good you are at executing a crime doesn't determine how much time you get.

00:54:37.640 It's like, oh, you only got $9.

00:54:38.960 It's like, no, you attacked someone, emptied their pockets, and then found only $9.

00:54:42.880 You attacked a person you didn't even stake out.

00:54:44.880 It should actually play against you.

00:54:46.640 Like you were willing to assault someone for $9?

00:54:48.880 Wow.

00:54:49.420 Bad heist.

00:54:50.280 Bad heist.

00:54:50.900 You should really be away.

00:54:51.880 All right.

00:54:53.080 Page two of Urban Decay.

00:54:55.700 This black woman ran over a cop.

00:54:58.460 Yeah.

00:54:58.760 This was in New York, right?

00:55:00.260 Yep.

00:55:00.720 So the cop's here.

00:55:01.460 She's going the wrong way on the one street, on the one way.

00:55:05.100 And she runs him over.

00:55:06.640 Wow.

00:55:08.080 And the quote that was said was she wanted to teach him a lesson.

00:55:13.160 That's weird.

00:55:13.900 She got let out in a misdemeanor.

00:55:15.860 Why would someone want to teach a cop a lesson?

00:55:18.140 Because they're convinced that cops are killing everybody.

00:55:20.400 Is there a ton of rhetoric against police that's been popularized by even mainstream CNN types over the last 10 years?

00:55:26.540 Yeah.

00:55:27.040 That's weird.

00:55:28.200 Exactly.

00:55:28.660 So who's responsible for this guy getting run over by a retard?

00:55:32.040 She probably wanted to teach him a lesson for all the unarmed black people that are killed.

00:55:36.160 And then she got let off with a misdemeanor.

00:55:38.600 No.

00:55:39.240 So a misdemeanor.

00:55:40.800 Yeah.

00:55:41.020 Not even a big deal, I guess.

00:55:42.640 Crazy.

00:55:43.080 That's how it is so hard for black folks with the cops, though.

00:55:45.520 They're getting hunted.

00:55:46.380 You run them over with the car and they let you out.

00:55:49.020 Like, what are you talking about?

00:55:50.620 Backwards and upside down.

00:55:52.300 Yep.

00:55:52.720 All right.

00:55:53.060 Next, Oakland In-N-Out.

00:55:55.140 Yeah.

00:55:55.560 There's kind of a two-piece story on Oakland here that was a little bit refreshing to see.

00:56:01.540 Basically, In-N-Out is closing a long-time Oakland location.

00:56:05.480 And instead of tiptoeing around it, like, you know how we talked about the race-related thing earlier?

00:56:11.700 How everyone was living in the fake world there?

00:56:14.420 Same thing with the border.

00:56:15.580 Everybody loves to chill in the fake world.

00:56:17.680 Well, In-N-Out dipped a toe in the real world.

00:56:19.900 And they kind of just let it loose.

00:56:23.280 We have made the decision to close In-N-Out Burger location in Oakland, California due to ongoing issues with crime.

00:56:28.620 Despite taking repeated steps to create safer conditions, our customers and associates are regularly victimized by car break-ins, property damage, theft, and armed robberies.

00:56:39.080 Our last day of business in Oakland will be Sunday, March 24th, 2024.

00:56:43.240 And it goes on to say we're thankful for the Oakland community.

00:56:46.440 It gives a little bit of lip service.

00:56:47.980 That's nice.

00:56:48.780 Usually they just give some, like, general statement that doesn't really say what happened.

00:56:53.220 And they're saying what happened.

00:56:54.720 And all the Walgreens that closed in San Francisco, you know, they weren't honest.

00:56:59.560 They were living in the fake world.

00:57:01.180 The Nike store that closed in Portland, they lived in the fake world.

00:57:05.160 They didn't want to upset too many people.

00:57:06.700 But this In-N-Out goes, yeah, it's like a fucking war zone out here.

00:57:10.060 We can't keep doing this.

00:57:11.820 And, you know, with that, how many jobs did they lose, right, for that community?

00:57:17.380 And do you think Oakland, somebody's going to come right in and step up and take that In-N-Out location with the great parking lot and drive through?

00:57:23.820 And we could be a drive-thru restaurant.

00:57:25.740 What happened to the last one?

00:57:26.700 Oh, they got robbed too much and couldn't make any money.

00:57:28.880 Their employees were assaulted and robbed and they had their windows shattered.

00:57:32.240 Maybe we'll be a bank.

00:57:33.400 And there were some stories on Twitter from this In-N-Out.

00:57:36.180 The parking lot was always filled with glass, like people from pipping.

00:57:39.800 They call it pipping the windows, you know, when they just hit you with that, like, glass breaker and then reach in, pop your trunk, do the thing.

00:57:46.600 So, I mean, it's just a crime-ridden shithole.

00:57:49.000 They said we're leaving because it's a crime-ridden shithole.

00:57:51.820 Well, another piece to this story, TikTok food critic Keith Lee, if you guys know who Keith Lee is, he does TikTok.

00:57:57.640 He's super viral on TikTok for food reviews, right?

00:58:00.680 And he announced that he was going to go to Oakland and he cut short his California Bay Area tour saying, quote, it's not for tourists right now.

00:58:09.500 That's like how the U.N. talks about, like, piracy off of the coast of Somalia.

00:58:16.000 Yeah, warning to all ship captains.

00:58:18.000 Piracy is off the charts here in the Strait of Gibraltar or whatever.

00:58:21.540 We don't have the resources to get you.

00:58:23.540 Exactly.

00:58:24.140 Do not travel the Straits of Hormuz.

00:58:26.340 It is not for cargo ships right now.

00:58:28.780 That's like how it is in Oakland.

00:58:30.620 It's not for tourists right now.

00:58:32.140 He's treating it like it's a war zone or something, which I believe him.

00:58:35.680 I think it is, right?

00:58:37.660 Of course.

00:58:38.200 And so, like, we're coming to this point where pockets of America are just, like, anarcho-lawlessness.

00:58:44.060 And, you know, good luck.

00:58:46.520 In and out can't thrive there.

00:58:48.100 There can't be a Walgreens here anymore.

00:58:49.740 And then what's it going to be?

00:58:51.180 Like, developers buy it all up and then make a deep backdoor deal with the city to actually start enforcing the laws?

00:58:57.820 Yeah.

00:58:58.180 I don't know.

00:58:58.960 That's probably going to be it.

00:59:00.140 But in the meanwhile, decay, decay, decay.

00:59:02.460 And everyone who lives in the fake world goes, wow, why is everything leaving?

00:59:06.740 What's happening?

00:59:08.440 Food deserts.

00:59:09.160 They hate black people probably.

00:59:10.660 Yeah.

00:59:11.240 There will be a whole 5,000-word think piece in the Washington Post about it.

00:59:14.980 But nobody wants to acknowledge reality, I guess.

00:59:17.720 Exactly.

00:59:18.300 Last clip of Urban Decay, the Houston failed influencer.

00:59:22.720 This woman moved to Houston and she had to get brought into a shelter with her three kids.

00:59:27.960 And here's what happened.

00:59:28.820 Nobody has to be left in the cold tonight.

00:59:31.660 The mayor toured this warming center in Acres Homes this afternoon.

00:59:35.000 It's one of dozens spread throughout Harris County tonight, giving shelter to those who couldn't find a warm place to sleep.

00:59:41.540 Get somewhere safe and warm for the night until I'm able to figure out at least how to get home.

00:59:46.860 Kiara Jones came to Houston from Tallahassee at the start of the new year, chasing after a dream.

00:59:52.420 This is like one of the biggest populations of the social media influencers.

00:59:58.180 That's kind of my goal to become a big influencer.

01:00:02.320 She'd been staying at a motel this month with her...

01:00:04.960 Three little munchkins.

01:00:06.360 They're all on the iPads.

01:00:09.020 Three little munchkins while mommy wants to go to Houston to be an influencer.

01:00:13.040 Yeah.

01:00:13.300 Being an influencer.

01:00:14.140 You know the thing that you can do pretty much from anywhere as long as you have like a vision and a niche to do it?

01:00:20.280 She had to go to Houston for that.

01:00:21.700 You need like a green screen.

01:00:23.080 You can do anything at your home.

01:00:25.320 There's people who are just overweight people who go to Disney and they're influencers as we discussed.

01:00:30.700 Yeah.

01:00:31.120 There's a guy who puts food on maggots.

01:00:34.000 Yeah.

01:00:34.380 And films them eating it over time.

01:00:36.060 And he just does a time lapse of the maggots eating the food.

01:00:39.300 But she had to go to Houston.

01:00:40.400 And you know what they say about taking creative risks?

01:00:44.180 Something like don't do it in your 20s when you're young and free.

01:00:47.020 Wait until you have a lot of emotional and family baggage and then take the leap.

01:00:51.260 And then three kids.

01:00:52.080 Yeah.

01:00:52.220 Three kids.

01:00:52.740 And then you take the leap.

01:00:53.480 And no money.

01:00:53.680 And then you go into a Houston shelter.

01:00:55.560 From Tallahassee.

01:00:56.660 What are you talking about?

01:00:57.820 Yeah.

01:00:58.140 So once you wait until you're 40 and have no money and three kids and then take a creative risk and go after your influencer career.

01:01:05.160 And you just know this woman is drawing welfare or EBT or something.

01:01:10.360 And it's like, okay, it's not the time to take a leap and move somewhere.

01:01:14.400 If you're on welfare or EBT, you got to stay put.

01:01:17.760 I'm sorry.

01:01:18.460 You got to live in squalor and stay put.

01:01:20.600 Exactly.

01:01:21.420 Next to people who are in the same position.

01:01:23.120 I think there's a girl who literally just randomly cleans bathrooms.

01:01:27.500 Yeah.

01:01:27.740 We showed her cleaning the airplane bathroom.

01:01:29.740 She's an influencer.

01:01:30.940 You didn't need to go to Houston.

01:01:32.100 You don't need to go to Houston.

01:01:33.240 What are they going to do in Houston?

01:01:34.600 Give you the followers?

01:01:36.100 You'll have to make the content.

01:01:37.540 It's the content about Houston.

01:01:38.860 And if the answer is no.

01:01:40.760 It's all about like the, oh, I'm going to go to the Alamo one week.

01:01:43.660 That's in San Antonio.

01:01:44.700 And then I'm going to go here.

01:01:45.740 I'm a Texas cultural influencer.

01:01:47.540 No, you're not.

01:01:48.580 Yeah.

01:01:48.720 All right.

01:01:49.260 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:01:50.640 We are moving on to uplifting gold.

01:01:52.580 We have a great uplifting gold this week.

01:01:54.880 Our first clip is the money cut guy.

01:01:57.460 Now you're going to be saying to yourself, why is this an uplifting?

01:02:00.760 I will explain after.

01:02:09.180 He's on his knees.

01:02:10.400 So he's on his knees and he's giving money to her on the ground in the store.

01:02:30.700 And you're probably wondering why this is an uplifting gold.

01:02:32.820 Yeah.

01:02:33.080 Why are you wondering?

01:02:34.100 I'm wondering.

01:02:34.760 Have you guys ever walked into a place or into a restaurant or, you know, in a crowded

01:02:41.460 area and felt not that confident or kind of anxious because you think everyone's watching

01:02:45.640 you or looking at you?

01:02:47.680 This guy right here is embarrassing himself so bad.

01:02:51.020 He's fully humiliating himself.

01:02:53.100 He's on the ground giving money to this girl in front of everybody on camera and no one even

01:02:58.480 notices.

01:02:59.340 Wow.

01:03:00.260 That's the takeaway.

01:03:01.080 There's people in the background who are coming and going and no one's going, what's

01:03:04.720 that guy doing giving money to that lady?

01:03:06.740 What's going on here?

01:03:07.760 This is weird.

01:03:08.480 Why is he on his knees?

01:03:09.480 Yeah.

01:03:09.920 No one even notices.

01:03:11.300 No one cares.

01:03:12.140 Everyone's an NPC just like floating on autopilot through their life.

01:03:16.240 They might not even be real people.

01:03:17.560 Half the people are bots.

01:03:18.540 So I think we've confirmed that already.

01:03:20.500 This guy's notices.

01:03:21.580 You see him at the top of the screen.

01:03:22.840 But even then he just kind of looks and no one even like fully sees what's going on.

01:03:28.720 Like the black couple that walks by.

01:03:31.120 Watch them walk by at the very end.

01:03:32.680 Nobody looks.

01:03:33.340 They're on their way to be.

01:03:34.300 They're on their way to Houston.

01:03:35.860 They don't even know to go, oh, what the hell is going on here?

01:03:39.600 Yeah.

01:03:39.960 So this guy's on.

01:03:40.700 It could be a proposal too, you know?

01:03:42.200 Yeah.

01:03:42.780 When are guys on their knees in front of a girl?

01:03:45.240 So yeah.

01:03:45.700 One instance in life.

01:03:48.080 Exactly.

01:03:48.680 So remember that next time when you think everyone's looking at you and you're embarrassed

01:03:52.680 and you're anxious or you walk into the gym, you think everyone's staring.

01:03:55.960 No one even notices everyone's an NPC.

01:03:58.840 Do whatever you want.

01:04:00.180 Not whatever you want, but most of the shit you want.

01:04:02.660 If you're like a nice show watcher, don't hold back or feel anxious or uncomfortable

01:04:07.920 because you think everyone's watching because most people besides the show watchers are NPCs.

01:04:12.540 That's true.

01:04:13.120 Everybody who doesn't watch the show, they're basically a computer thing, simulation.

01:04:17.200 And they're just meant to kind of fill in the background so your life seems real.

01:04:21.540 So true.

01:04:22.380 So you go to the store and no one's there.

01:04:23.800 You have to have a couple of people walking around the store.

01:04:25.520 They're not going to buy anything.

01:04:26.440 If you watch them on the tape, they just walk in circles and then they leave and then they

01:04:29.820 spawn elsewhere.

01:04:31.440 That's it.

01:04:32.020 Same with traffic.

01:04:32.960 Yeah.

01:04:33.340 If you ever get into traffic, it's because the bad guys are trying to stop you from where

01:04:37.240 you're going at a certain time.

01:04:39.040 That's true.

01:04:40.440 That's true.

01:04:41.140 That's dead true.

01:04:42.120 That's true.

01:04:43.440 Thank you, Rat Boy.

01:04:44.360 All right.

01:04:44.820 Moving on, new thermal camera crop dusting.

01:04:48.620 Last week, I did a joke clip about the guy who was accused of shitting his pants that

01:04:53.460 my mom thought was really funny.

01:04:55.360 This is another one I sent to my mom that she thought is so funny.

01:04:58.840 I'm Justin.

01:04:59.400 I'm one of the store managers.

01:05:00.480 We have new thermal cameras in here.

01:05:02.280 And we noticed that you've been like crop dusting as you've been walking, like farting.

01:05:06.800 I don't know if you've been walking, like farting, because we've seen like thermal that you've

01:05:09.620 been like farting out and you're behind.

01:05:11.940 I don't know.

01:05:12.500 You've been letting them go at all or?

01:05:14.820 I didn't realize it.

01:05:15.940 No.

01:05:16.300 Maybe just like one squeaked out or something.

01:05:17.940 Maybe.

01:05:18.380 Yeah.

01:05:18.700 Okay.

01:05:19.140 Yeah.

01:05:19.400 Maybe just try to keep it under control.

01:05:20.940 But as long as you're not.

01:05:21.600 Yeah.

01:05:22.200 As long as you're not trying to.

01:05:23.580 No.

01:05:23.840 I mean, it happened, but we just got new cameras in here because it's kind of smelling

01:05:27.240 like shit.

01:05:28.080 So, but maybe, maybe one squeaked out or something, but yeah.

01:05:31.260 Okay.

01:05:31.560 Just.

01:05:31.820 I didn't even realize you had those kind of cameras.

01:05:33.300 Yeah.

01:05:34.460 It's kind of smelling like shit.

01:05:36.460 So, yeah.

01:05:37.600 That's pretty good.

01:05:38.500 That is good.

01:05:39.020 And he's right.

01:05:39.820 Farts do show up on thermal and they got those types of cameras.

01:05:43.060 So, next time you're in the store, you better watch out.

01:05:45.500 That guy got caught.

01:05:46.960 All right.

01:05:47.320 The No Nut November guy.

01:05:48.240 Is that the same guy?

01:05:49.800 No.

01:05:50.260 I don't think.

01:05:50.800 I don't think maybe the same kid.

01:05:52.940 I don't know.

01:05:53.540 All right.

01:05:53.800 All right.

01:05:53.980 This is good.

01:05:54.700 This is uplifting.

01:05:55.880 No Nut November or dry January?

01:05:57.860 I don't know.

01:05:58.500 I love pistachios.

01:05:59.760 And I eat pistachios, almonds, cashews, macadamia nuts.

01:06:03.380 I love all of them.

01:06:04.400 Yes.

01:06:04.740 I couldn't choose to be honest.

01:06:06.260 Honey roasted?

01:06:07.700 No.

01:06:08.180 Salty.

01:06:08.980 Okay.

01:06:09.740 Smoke?

01:06:10.780 Never.

01:06:11.860 Okay.

01:06:13.220 So, No Nut November or dry January.

01:06:15.940 He thinks he's talking about pistachios.

01:06:17.720 That's nice.

01:06:18.460 That's a guy who doesn't have a jerking off problem.

01:06:20.740 Yep.

01:06:21.180 He's not addicted to the computer.

01:06:22.820 He's not twitchy and like this because he watches porn so much.

01:06:26.500 He's functioning in society.

01:06:28.680 And assuming everyone else is on his level of functioning in society, he's talking to

01:06:32.420 a harlot girl, Jezebel, who's trying to talk about jerking off to him.

01:06:37.160 Yeah.

01:06:37.380 Trying to talk about slut shit.

01:06:38.920 He doesn't have it.

01:06:39.900 Not great.

01:06:40.540 Good to know.

01:06:41.580 All right.

01:06:41.900 Awkward elevator questions.

01:06:43.280 This is pretty funny.

01:06:44.540 This is actually uplifting.

01:06:45.900 So, it's more-

01:06:47.020 This guy goes four for four, actually.

01:06:48.600 Yeah.

01:06:48.860 Yeah.

01:06:49.000 Yeah.

01:06:49.800 Today's your lucky day.

01:06:50.760 You're on America's new favorite show.

01:06:52.000 Awkward questions on an elevator.

01:06:53.180 Question number one, Trump or Biden?

01:06:55.040 Which one's better for the country?

01:06:56.060 Trump.

01:06:56.460 Trump.

01:06:56.880 Okay.

01:06:57.120 Do they, thems?

01:06:58.780 Can a kid be a they slash them?

01:07:00.680 No.

01:07:01.000 Okay.

01:07:02.200 Let's see.

01:07:02.920 Drake or Kanye?

01:07:04.800 Drake.

01:07:05.520 Kanye.

01:07:06.000 Okay.

01:07:06.180 That's my guy.

01:07:07.420 Anything else, Ron?

01:07:08.560 Oh, Israel or Palestine?

01:07:10.460 None.

01:07:10.900 None.

01:07:11.280 Okay.

01:07:11.600 I like that.

01:07:12.200 America first.

01:07:14.100 That was my favorite answer.

01:07:15.380 None.

01:07:15.840 None.

01:07:16.360 I don't want to be involved in that one.

01:07:18.260 Yeah.

01:07:18.440 Let them do the blood feud.

01:07:19.780 Yeah.

01:07:19.940 I don't care.

01:07:20.860 Leave my money to us.

01:07:23.260 Love to see that.

01:07:24.320 He got it all right.

01:07:25.240 And that guy who does these awkward elevator conversations.

01:07:28.760 He's the Trump impersonator as well.

01:07:30.160 Jason Scoop, right?

01:07:31.060 Yeah, exactly.

01:07:31.920 At Jason Scoop.

01:07:33.420 And he's also headlining the Addison Improv on January 30th in Dallas.

01:07:38.280 Buy tickets if you're in Dallas.

01:07:39.840 It's not a paid promotion.

01:07:41.240 I just think he's funny.

01:07:42.260 He told me he's going to be in Dallas.

01:07:43.480 So, if you guys are in Dallas on January 30th and want to see him at the Addison Improv,

01:07:49.020 tickets are available.

01:07:50.160 Go to at Jason Scoop's Instagram.

01:07:52.700 Tell him Fleck has sent you.

01:07:53.720 Tell him Fleck has sent you.

01:07:54.660 That's what's up.

01:07:55.680 All right.

01:07:57.520 He parlayed that nicely.

01:07:58.800 What did you ask him?

01:07:59.640 Like, hey, can I show this on the show?

01:08:00.800 I said, oh, this is great.

01:08:02.320 I'm going to show this on the show.

01:08:03.260 And he goes, dude, thank you.

01:08:04.320 If you happen to mention I'm headlining January 30th in Dallas.

01:08:08.600 And I said, yeah, I will mention that.

01:08:10.020 Hey, shoot your shot.

01:08:11.020 And that counts as a small business shout out.

01:08:13.280 There you go.

01:08:13.740 You missed those.

01:08:14.700 All right.

01:08:14.920 Little kid reading.

01:08:15.440 I got one for us next Friday.

01:08:16.920 Good, good.

01:08:17.320 I got one for us on Friday.

01:08:18.320 What day is today?

01:08:19.600 Tuesday episode.

01:08:20.440 Okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:08:21.820 The kid reading.

01:08:23.480 This is good.

01:08:25.120 This is a solid one.

01:08:26.320 Thank you for having me.

01:08:28.680 I am here to speak to you about the importance and benefits of reading.

01:08:37.400 I personally read every day and absolutely love the adventure of reading.

01:08:46.400 I will stand before you and speak with confidence and not be afraid.

01:08:53.920 Reading every day.

01:08:54.260 Isn't that so nice?

01:08:55.600 The kid's better than most adults.

01:08:57.000 And he's standing on a table.

01:08:58.160 He's probably like 20, 30 pounds.

01:09:00.180 He's probably like, yeah, his age is in months.

01:09:03.240 It's not even in years yet.

01:09:04.660 Yeah, and he does that.

01:09:06.880 And I think we cut it short, but he also goes, I also have my library card on gang.

01:09:13.560 And then he goes, what that means when someone asks him a question?

01:09:17.160 Yeah.

01:09:17.820 No, no, no.

01:09:18.640 Let's not slander the young man.

01:09:19.980 But the library card on gang is a very funny bit.

01:09:23.500 Yeet, yeet.

01:09:24.140 I have my library card on gang.

01:09:26.400 On slat.

01:09:27.560 Yeah.

01:09:28.220 So that's nice to see.

01:09:29.640 Yeah.

01:09:29.860 And you can tell, like, when someone reads, they read and then they speak in a certain way where there's no, like, you're reading words out loud and then that's how you speak.

01:09:39.620 It's not like just talking with someone and then you pick up all their same mannerisms and then say what that means.

01:09:46.040 Yeah.

01:09:46.320 Like, reading is actually, to a kid, is like steroids for a bodybuilder.

01:09:52.640 Reading to a kid, you give a kid milk in a book, becomes a human pretty quick.

01:09:58.500 Like, that's a good idea.

01:10:00.100 All right.

01:10:00.480 All right.

01:10:00.760 Last one.

01:10:01.620 Teaching kids about brake pads.

01:10:04.140 Then we know this guy, right?

01:10:05.660 I'm not sure.

01:10:06.380 I don't know him.

01:10:07.540 Take this freaking pad out right here.

01:10:09.320 You see it?

01:10:09.960 Yes, sir.

01:10:10.600 See the pad?

01:10:11.260 Yes, sir.

01:10:11.740 Now, like, I'll tell you, these don't need change.

01:10:13.360 You understand?

01:10:13.860 Yes, sir.

01:10:14.240 These are fine.

01:10:14.840 See how thick that is right there?

01:10:16.240 If it needed to be changed, it would be way lower.

01:10:19.100 Like, it would be close, way closed down.

01:10:20.660 So you got a lot of thickness right there.

01:10:22.180 That's how much thickness you got right there.

01:10:23.720 You understand?

01:10:24.280 Yes, sir.

01:10:24.640 You got plenty of time, but that's how you replace them.

01:10:26.180 You replace it the same way you take it out.

01:10:27.840 You understand?

01:10:28.380 Yes, sir.

01:10:28.740 You put it right back in the same.

01:10:29.840 Isn't that nice?

01:10:30.760 That's good.

01:10:31.220 Teaching brake pads.

01:10:32.400 Not even spare tires.

01:10:33.480 Spare tires is pretty easy, but important.

01:10:36.080 Brake pads.

01:10:36.820 I don't even know how to do brake pads.

01:10:38.420 I see a couple 12-year-olds, though.

01:10:40.760 These kids might not need to do brake pads for a couple years.

01:10:43.440 But, no, I love this shit.

01:10:44.800 That's the type of yes, sir.

01:10:46.260 You get them into a mode.

01:10:47.340 You get them into, like, a listening mode.

01:10:49.500 And that's what childhood should be.

01:10:50.900 And they're not punks on the street.

01:10:52.120 Either playing sports or doing stuff where you have to say, yes, sir, no, sir, to somebody

01:10:56.020 and be disciplined.

01:10:57.200 What's this guy's Instagram?

01:10:59.200 New Emerging King.

01:11:01.960 New Emerging King.

01:11:02.980 At New Emerging King.

01:11:04.740 We've showed him before.

01:11:05.980 He's great.

01:11:06.820 For what?

01:11:07.660 Uplifting Gold.

01:11:08.460 Same kind of thing.

01:11:09.200 Oh, okay.

01:11:09.820 He was, like, teaching kids.

01:11:11.180 He teaches kids all kinds of stuff.

01:11:12.780 Good.

01:11:13.080 How to tie a tie, how to be respectful, manners.

01:11:16.340 They do a class like that.

01:11:18.040 Good.

01:11:18.240 So that guy's great.

01:11:19.540 He has a great following.

01:11:20.840 And he's up and coming.

01:11:21.980 And he's getting noticed, too.

01:11:23.960 Which is good.

01:11:24.620 Good, good, good, good.

01:11:25.140 At New Emerging King.

01:11:26.560 All right.

01:11:26.800 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:11:27.900 Before we end the episode, I almost forgot.

01:11:30.640 Do you know what I'm going to say?

01:11:32.220 No.

01:11:32.720 You don't.

01:11:33.660 Chris Benick's birthday.

01:11:35.460 Benoit.

01:11:36.780 We used to call him, well, my brother used to call him Benoit.

01:11:39.320 But my best friend from high school, my Richard Rapboy before Richard Rapboy.

01:11:43.520 Sorry, stole him from you.

01:11:45.060 Benick.

01:11:45.600 It's his birthday yesterday.

01:11:47.820 We got to give him a shout out.

01:11:49.380 Him and I had so much fun in high school.

01:11:52.460 Really good best friends.

01:11:54.240 We were like a, just me and him were like a ride or die team.

01:11:56.980 We went everywhere together.

01:11:58.120 Is he the one who called the Chinese food places and said, hey, this Lee, is Kim there?

01:12:02.340 Yeah, it's Lee, Chan there?

01:12:03.520 And then they go, what are you talking about?

01:12:04.880 And he go, hey, Chan, what's up?

01:12:07.280 Hi, Lee, Chan there?

01:12:08.860 And then he would also call Chinese places and do the impression, the Chinese impression.

01:12:13.580 Can I speak Chinese?

01:12:14.580 And they go, yeah, and he'd go, and he'd just go for like 30 seconds.

01:12:18.460 He was so good at it.

01:12:19.380 And also, I'm going to put my leg up for this last story.

01:12:22.260 Get out of here.

01:12:23.560 I want to so bad.

01:12:25.200 Also, we used to do this trick.

01:12:27.240 I may have even told the story in like bonus land.

01:12:29.640 But we used to do this trick where him and I would have like lunch period free.

01:12:33.080 And there was a gay teacher who was like really gay.

01:12:37.960 And we kind of messed with him a little bit.

01:12:40.120 And he was like a theater teacher.

01:12:41.820 So every time him and I had a free period at lunch together, we'd find someone and say, yo, Calvo left this book.

01:12:51.420 Can you bring this to Calvo?

01:12:52.680 He's in this class right here.

01:12:54.140 But he forgot it.

01:12:55.200 It's an open book test.

01:12:56.300 He's going to fail.

01:12:57.080 Can you – and then he'd be like, why don't you bring it?

01:12:58.720 And we'd go, we're cutting the class right now.

01:13:00.880 And he'd go, okay.

01:13:01.960 So every day someone would bring the book to the gay teacher's class and go, hey, Calvo left his book.

01:13:07.360 And the guy would get so mad.

01:13:09.200 He'd be like, why do you keep doing this?

01:13:10.860 And he would get mad at the person bringing the book who was just a stranger thinking they're doing a nice thing.

01:13:16.480 Henchman.

01:13:16.880 And then Calvo who was like had no say in it at all.

01:13:20.380 And he'd be like, why every day you leave your book?

01:13:23.760 And me and Vedic would like do these pranks on people.

01:13:26.320 It was so good.

01:13:27.080 And best – you know, still counts as best friend for life.

01:13:30.540 Yeah.

01:13:30.960 Because we were best friends in high school.

01:13:32.820 I haven't seen him lately, but still friends.

01:13:36.080 He's a show watcher.

01:13:37.440 Happy birthday, Benek.

01:13:38.440 We love you.

01:13:39.480 Thank you guys for watching.

01:13:40.540 Another Fluckus Talks in the books.

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01:13:49.480 And also next week, there's not going to be a Tuesday episode because I'm traveling to Vegas for a business meeting.

01:13:57.120 But –

01:13:57.420 On his Vespa.

01:13:59.140 That sounded like a start of a sentence like that.

01:14:01.860 Yeah.

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01:14:23.080 I love pistachios.

01:14:25.300 And I eat pistachios, almonds, cashews, macadamia nuts.

01:14:28.920 I love all of them.

01:14:29.600 Fly with St. Benazzo.

01:14:39.180 I love St. Benazzo.

01:14:40.260 I love pistachios.

01:14:40.420 I love pistachios.

01:14:41.200 I love pistachios.

01:14:42.700 I love pistachios.

01:14:42.800 I love pistachios.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 23, 2024

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