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00:03:14.100 Episode 269.

00:03:16.220 Yep.

00:03:16.800 Some of you might be expecting some immature 69 joke from me.

00:03:21.300 No.

00:03:21.860 Not going to get it.

00:03:22.980 Childish humor.

00:03:23.840 Not the show for that.

00:03:25.300 We will make fun of gays extensively on Cringe the Week.

00:03:28.380 But no 69 jokes.

00:03:29.660 We're above that.

00:03:30.120 Yeah.

00:03:30.480 And I never got into the 69 jokes.

00:03:32.260 I always thought they were kind of lowbrow and not funny.

00:03:35.200 And all the kids at school who would make them were all stews, stews.

00:03:38.580 Yeah.

00:03:39.040 You know, 69.

00:03:39.920 Bah.

00:03:40.460 They do fart jokes, too.

00:03:41.820 It's like it's in the same vein.

00:03:43.160 And I don't really mess with that.

00:03:44.300 Never cared for it.

00:03:46.020 All right.

00:03:46.640 A fart joke has to be funny.

00:03:47.860 Really funny.

00:03:48.640 It has to go beyond.

00:03:49.820 Yeah.

00:03:50.040 You know, some people like laugh at farts.

00:03:52.260 And I take that as a low IQ sign.

00:03:54.060 Slow walkers, low IQ.

00:03:55.860 Fart joke enjoyers, pretty low IQ.

00:03:57.940 Pretty low IQ as well, unless it's a real nasty fart.

00:04:01.240 Or it's, yeah, a good joke.

00:04:03.060 There can be a good joke on the topic, an undeniable joke.

00:04:05.740 Or a great time to do it.

00:04:08.080 But yeah.

00:04:08.500 So I guess that's our bit around 69 is we don't do bits on 69.

00:04:13.300 There's no jokes.

00:04:14.260 It's stupid.

00:04:14.940 Stupid.

00:04:15.060 All right.

00:04:16.140 We have a lot to get to.

00:04:17.320 Obviously, the L.A. riots are on the top of everyone's mind.

00:04:20.160 We're going to get to that eventually.

00:04:22.260 I do want to cover some stuff that we covered last week when we got some more info on.

00:04:27.160 Obviously, the huge Elon-Trump fight, that was a pretty big topic.

00:04:30.800 We already covered that.

00:04:31.980 But there was something more that I learned.

00:04:34.420 It was from a Washington Post article, and Steve Bannon was talking about it.

00:04:38.240 Elon Musk and Scott Besson got into a physical fight.

00:04:41.840 Yeah.

00:04:42.220 They bumped a little bit.

00:04:44.020 I wouldn't call it a fight.

00:04:45.180 Nobody KO'd anybody.

00:04:46.620 It wasn't like straight out of Urban Decay, but they got into a little white-collar tussle.

00:04:50.360 In the White House.

00:04:51.120 Yeah.

00:04:51.640 Can you read some of the details?

00:04:53.260 Yeah.

00:04:53.400 So Scott Besson, Secretary of the Treasury.

00:04:55.520 Scott said, you're a fraud.

00:04:56.960 You're a total fraud, Bannon said in an interview.

00:04:59.760 Musk then rammed his shoulder into Besson's ribcage like a rugby player, Bannon said.

00:05:04.940 And Besson hit him back.

00:05:06.740 Multiple people stepped in to break up the scrum as the two men reached the National Security Advisor's office.

00:05:11.440 And Musk was shuffled out of the West Wing.

00:05:13.880 And President Trump heard about it and said, this is too much.

00:05:18.140 This is too much.

00:05:19.840 Yeah.

00:05:20.040 So it's kind of like House of Cards shit.

00:05:23.160 Yeah.

00:05:23.500 A little bit.

00:05:24.520 A little bit.

00:05:26.020 And, you know, Elon Musk.

00:05:27.040 A physical altercation.

00:05:28.240 Like the richest man in the world and like a very rich guy, country club types, Secretary Besson, you know.

00:05:34.960 People running the world.

00:05:36.260 Yeah.

00:05:36.520 And you could argue like that would be the place to fight a little bit because the stakes are so high, you know.

00:05:44.200 But it's also like, come on, guys.

00:05:45.920 We're above this.

00:05:46.700 We're out of shape older men.

00:05:48.440 Yeah.

00:05:48.820 So you hitting me doesn't really move the needle on foreign policy or the budget.

00:05:53.520 He was passionate.

00:05:54.620 I know.

00:05:55.280 You know, he was passionate.

00:05:56.860 And then.

00:05:57.500 We say that for white people, for upper class white people.

00:06:01.120 He was passionate.

00:06:02.420 Let him fight in the West Wing.

00:06:03.760 But then Urban Decay.

00:06:04.960 It's like in McDonald's.

00:06:06.060 Come on.

00:06:06.580 Got to get this guy out.

00:06:07.740 He was passionate about the sauce.

00:06:09.080 He wanted the extra barbecue sauce.

00:06:11.000 So we had that.

00:06:12.260 And then Elon also tweeted, it's time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle, which sounds like a good idea.

00:06:21.740 It sounds interesting.

00:06:23.100 And then someone had a reply that really sums up the reality.

00:06:26.000 Yeah.

00:06:26.180 Roman Helmet guy said, Elon starts a new political party.

00:06:29.060 It gets 20% of the vote, mostly from former Republicans.

00:06:32.660 Dems win a super majority.

00:06:34.120 Dems throw Elon in prison.

00:06:35.820 That's how it plays out, brother.

00:06:37.140 And even Elon, I think he replied to that and agreed with it.

00:06:39.720 Yeah.

00:06:40.080 But he's since slowed down.

00:06:41.940 I think he realized he shouldn't be hitting people in the West Wing, if that's true.

00:06:45.380 I mean, we trust Bannon, right?

00:06:47.140 Yeah.

00:06:47.560 Yeah.

00:06:47.780 Washington Post?

00:06:48.660 Well, come on.

00:06:49.800 Washington Post is taking Bannons and going, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:52.320 We want to print this.

00:06:53.320 You guys got to know how it works, right?

00:06:54.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:55.180 So they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:56.040 Steve Bannon, come on.

00:06:56.720 Give me the quote.

00:06:58.140 But yeah, so he's since calmed down.

00:07:00.760 And then I think he's gotten sidetracked by the riots.

00:07:03.140 And I mean, that's a big talking point on the right wing.

00:07:05.980 We've said we're deportation Americans, you know, balance the budget only for Democrats

00:07:11.040 to spend twice as much next time they're in power.

00:07:13.980 And these L.A. riots, which we're going to get to, are even more proof that we really

00:07:17.700 need to get these cholos out.

00:07:19.820 Yeah, they got to go.

00:07:20.700 And we're definitely going to get to that.

00:07:22.840 Then last week, we were also talking about the national debt and how bad it's getting

00:07:26.360 and then how like a bunch of libertarians are voting no on the bill because we can't

00:07:31.540 add any money to the deficit.

00:07:32.860 There was a meme I thought was funny.

00:07:34.060 Can you read that?

00:07:34.960 What is the national debt?

00:07:36.420 Who do we owe the national debt to?

00:07:38.160 Is it bad if I just don't pay my own debt?

00:07:41.180 That's what average Americans are feeling.

00:07:44.080 And then all the libertarian F slurs will say like, oh, we can't add any money to the national

00:07:48.660 debt.

00:07:49.140 I'm standing strong on that.

00:07:51.180 Well, how's that working for you?

00:07:53.120 We're $37 trillion in debt.

00:07:55.120 So is that worked?

00:07:57.340 Is that what we got to do now?

00:07:59.420 Yeah, you got two or three people who vote like with their conscience and then more money

00:08:04.080 gets added to the debt.

00:08:05.320 And I mean, we're not arguing for it.

00:08:07.280 Yeah.

00:08:07.680 We hate the debt.

00:08:08.460 The debt's coming.

00:08:09.720 Like there's an avalanche coming eventually and someone's going to have to pay.

00:08:13.840 But to be honest, I'd like to get 100 million people out of the country first.

00:08:17.840 Exactly.

00:08:18.780 And then-

00:08:19.840 100 million.

00:08:20.740 It just keeps growing.

00:08:21.740 However many.

00:08:22.540 But we finally have someone in the chair who has a plan.

00:08:27.160 And that's Trump.

00:08:28.620 Yeah.

00:08:29.060 You know?

00:08:29.460 So it's like, oh, we're not adding any of the deficit.

00:08:31.320 Okay.

00:08:31.620 If that was during Obama time, great, Rand Paul.

00:08:35.420 Don't add any and stay strong.

00:08:37.380 So we have someone with a plan in the chair who didn't cause the deficit and he's finally

00:08:41.620 trying to do something about it.

00:08:43.120 And then it's like, no, we're not going to add any.

00:08:45.100 And we're already $40 trillion in debt.

00:08:46.960 So that plan clearly doesn't work.

00:08:50.080 And now you're standing strong.

00:08:51.340 It's just really frustrating.

00:08:52.680 I think we should let Trump cook on this.

00:08:54.480 Maybe he fires Jerome Powell.

00:08:56.620 But either way, it's all fake money anyway.

00:08:59.640 That's a bad attitude.

00:09:00.800 That's a bad attitude.

00:09:01.780 But it's all fake money.

00:09:02.700 You had me for a little bit.

00:09:03.200 It's all fake money anyway.

00:09:04.420 So let Trump cook and work out some sort of deal.

00:09:07.600 Well, and then I go back to, we've talked about it the whole time, is these foreign

00:09:12.180 hordes who have been brought into America.

00:09:15.200 And it's like, oh, our GDP is going to go up.

00:09:17.060 But this, there's GDP Americans and then there's American Americans.

00:09:20.760 And we have to take our country back.

00:09:23.520 And part of that bill is all the Border Patrol funding, the wall funding.

00:09:29.280 You know, I forgot the exact number, but I looked up the wall funding that made it

00:09:33.280 into this bill.

00:09:34.680 And remember, the cost of the wall was going to be like $5 billion or something.

00:09:37.840 They got more than that.

00:09:39.360 Good.

00:09:39.860 So we really do need to do it.

00:09:43.240 But it's a tight spot.

00:09:44.520 I know you can't be too dismissive that we can't keep running up the national debt.

00:09:48.280 We're the new boomers now, just running up the national debt who started it all.

00:09:52.280 And then there was another meme that I thought was very insightful.

00:09:55.260 At least we balanced the budget.

00:09:56.780 And it's us in the pool with everyone else.

00:09:59.440 Single white guy.

00:10:00.780 That's what it feels like.

00:10:01.980 Amongst the third world.

00:10:02.780 All right, let's get to our next clip.

00:10:04.620 This is just a little bit of a before and after because Kash Patel a few days ago went

00:10:08.520 on Joe Rogan.

00:10:09.660 And listen to what he says compared to what Pam Bondi said a couple months ago.

00:10:14.320 Again, logical play out.

00:10:16.600 If there was a video of some guy or gal committing felonies on an island and I'm in charge, don't

00:10:23.220 you think you'd see it?

00:10:24.100 Tens of thousands of videos of Epstein with children or child porn and there are hundreds

00:10:33.440 of victims and no one victim will ever get released.

00:10:37.980 It's just the volume and that's what they're going through right now.

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00:11:58.880 So on one hand, there's no videos and there's nothing to see.

00:12:02.640 And then on the other hand, Pam Bondi was saying, we have all these videos and everyone's

00:12:07.060 going to see them.

00:12:07.780 And then didn't Cash, you watched the whole interview, right?

00:12:10.240 With Joe Rogan, yeah.

00:12:10.960 Yeah.

00:12:11.200 And then didn't Cash say that we're still going over footage?

00:12:14.340 So like he mentioned that there was footage, but then he's saying there's no major glaring.

00:12:18.580 Well, he made it seem like nothing's really coming out and there aren't really any files.

00:12:24.060 And I think they've all just been destroyed at this point.

00:12:27.560 Yeah.

00:12:28.120 Before they're not coming out.

00:12:29.880 Yeah.

00:12:30.160 They got destroyed and they're not coming out.

00:12:32.140 They're not going to arrest themselves.

00:12:33.360 And I'm sure Trump is mentioned in them, like we mentioned last time, but not as like a

00:12:39.280 criminal, but that'll be what everyone focuses on.

00:12:41.700 So the whole thing's kind of, you know, botched to start.

00:12:45.180 And right wing faith in Cash Patel, from what I've seen, is kind of waning.

00:12:51.120 Yeah.

00:12:51.420 It's not going great.

00:12:52.440 And the Pam Bondi, those two are kind of like the weak points of the administration who people

00:12:57.140 are really pointing to and being like, what the fuck is happening?

00:12:59.080 So I don't know.

00:13:00.940 It's a tough situation for Cash, but I don't feel like he really said that much on the Rogan

00:13:05.920 interview.

00:13:06.340 Correct me if I'm wrong, because I only watched clips.

00:13:08.020 Yeah.

00:13:08.200 He didn't say that much.

00:13:09.480 Yeah.

00:13:10.280 Very disappointing.

00:13:11.400 He needs a win somewhere.

00:13:12.320 We keep saying it.

00:13:13.020 He needs a big win somewhere.

00:13:15.140 So.

00:13:15.400 And there's plenty of people to arrest.

00:13:17.140 Everyone from Obama times who spied on Trump before 2016.

00:13:21.420 Cash, here's some free advice.

00:13:22.800 You know that mayor from Dalton, Illinois, Tiffany Haynard?

00:13:26.100 Just go get her.

00:13:27.160 Yeah.

00:13:27.300 Just go snatch her up.

00:13:28.480 Like, that's an easy PR win.

00:13:30.180 People will love you.

00:13:31.120 So I'll.

00:13:31.920 Just put someone in handcuffs.

00:13:33.300 Yeah.

00:13:33.480 And say, oh, they broke the law and now they go to jail.

00:13:36.060 Bring them in yourself.

00:13:37.200 It'd be sick.

00:13:37.960 Yeah.

00:13:38.600 All right.

00:13:39.140 We have another story here from Corrine Jean-Pierre, the spokesperson, the White House

00:13:44.120 press secretary during Biden's time.

00:13:46.640 The second half of Biden's term after Jen Psaki.

00:13:49.200 Yep.

00:13:49.920 Exactly.

00:13:50.360 And then she wrote a book.

00:13:52.640 It's called Independent, A Look Inside a Broken White House Outside the Party Lines.

00:13:57.520 And she is now saying she's no longer a Democrat.

00:14:00.160 She's an independent.

00:14:01.240 And the White House was broken.

00:14:03.080 Yeah.

00:14:03.640 From a broken White House.

00:14:05.560 Like, that was you.

00:14:06.720 You did it.

00:14:07.380 The whole time.

00:14:08.220 You were lying for the retarded president.

00:14:10.580 They paid you.

00:14:11.840 Yeah.

00:14:12.320 And you did it.

00:14:13.440 And you never asked a question.

00:14:14.860 And because you guys lost and you're no longer in power, now you're starting to say, oh,

00:14:19.320 this was a broken White House.

00:14:20.820 That was bad.

00:14:22.140 You lost the election.

00:14:23.520 You go, guys, I'm going to be honest.

00:14:24.640 That was bad.

00:14:25.400 So she's following in the footsteps of Jake Tapper there, where it's kind of like, all

00:14:29.040 right, time to come clean.

00:14:30.300 It's a you got me scenario.

00:14:32.480 It's like a real George Costanza move.

00:14:34.420 But I'm writing the book about it again.

00:14:36.440 So this is the second in the line.

00:14:37.780 You want me to read some of this stuff?

00:14:39.320 Yeah.

00:14:39.500 So a couple of tweets here were from her co-workers and then they were actually deleted

00:14:44.280 after.

00:14:44.940 Yeah.

00:14:45.280 So new John Pierre's colleagues had thoughts about her and her book.

00:14:50.560 Quote, one of the most ineffectual and unprepared people I've ever worked with.

00:14:55.340 The amount of time that was spent coddling her was astronomical compared to our attention

00:14:59.960 on actual matters of substance.

00:15:02.580 Many quietly had fumed for years, believing she was incompetent at her job at the podium and

00:15:07.660 more interested in promoting herself than Joe Biden.

00:15:10.940 Biden aides largely had stayed silent because she was seen as untouchable, given her close

00:15:16.720 relationship with First Lady aide Anthony Bernal.

00:15:20.680 She also caused internal drama by repeatedly blocking National Security Council spokesperson

00:15:25.540 John Kirby from joining her at the White House podium, even when national security issues

00:15:30.260 were at the forefront of the news.

00:15:31.660 So she was bad at her job and she was hogging the podium.

00:15:34.600 She didn't even let the experts talk.

00:15:36.040 And then you wrote a book admitting it.

00:15:39.020 Yeah.

00:15:39.200 And you're no longer a Democrat.

00:15:40.300 It was so bad.

00:15:41.100 I'm not even a Democrat anymore.

00:15:42.720 And she was the face of it.

00:15:44.180 It's so weird.

00:15:45.140 It's really weird.

00:15:46.240 And then the final tweet to sum it up.

00:15:48.600 From White House policy staff perspective, the real problem with Karine Jean-Pierre was

00:15:52.740 that she was kind of dumb.

00:15:54.260 No interest in understanding harder topics.

00:15:56.380 Just gave random incoherent answers on policy.

00:15:59.080 Which is exactly what we said.

00:16:01.020 Remember when she went to NYIT, that stupid college near my house?

00:16:06.900 Yeah.

00:16:07.400 Where is that?

00:16:08.560 It's like-

00:16:09.460 On Long Island?

00:16:10.300 It's Nassau County, Long Island.

00:16:11.540 Yeah.

00:16:12.120 And that was like, we were saying that day one, like she's not smart.

00:16:16.820 Yeah.

00:16:16.980 And it wasn't just because she's black or a woman or a black woman.

00:16:20.600 And that's why she was dumb is because you chose a black lesbian instead of someone who

00:16:24.860 like could speak and be smart.

00:16:26.500 And then that actually works in their favor because she's too stupid to like connect the

00:16:31.840 dots or like, is this really what I'm saying?

00:16:33.980 She's just like, no, I have to go do my job and speak on the president's behalf.

00:16:37.900 Like she likes the idea of speaking on the president's behalf.

00:16:40.680 Well, and it's interesting.

00:16:42.080 It sounds up there.

00:16:42.940 It's interesting too, because what do you think, as someone who's kind of just guessing

00:16:48.540 at what the game was, do you think she shopped around at MSNBC, CNN, and she was looking

00:16:52.440 for that anchor job like Jen Psaki got?

00:16:54.900 Yeah.

00:16:55.120 And then she didn't get it.

00:16:56.540 And she's like, fine, I'll write a book.

00:16:58.160 And this whole thing was fucked.

00:16:59.780 Yeah.

00:17:00.060 That's exactly how I think it played out.

00:17:01.900 All right.

00:17:02.120 Me too.

00:17:02.800 All right.

00:17:03.100 Let's move on.

00:17:03.960 We'll see which rat writes a tell-all next.

00:17:08.180 Alejandro Mayorkas will be like, why Biden botched the border.

00:17:13.000 It's like he's in charge of the border.

00:17:15.120 You never know what's coming next.

00:17:16.340 That's pretty much how it happened.

00:17:17.820 All right.

00:17:18.000 Let's move on.

00:17:18.640 But before we do, are you subscribed to the channel?

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00:17:48.420 And we're almost at a million subs.

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00:17:50.500 We're at like eight something, but that's eight something's nine something.

00:17:54.660 Nine something's a million.

00:17:55.720 That's Fleck's math.

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00:17:57.540 Let's get into the LA riots.

00:17:59.220 Okay.

00:17:59.480 You guys have seen it.

00:18:00.860 While we're talking about this, we're going to have the B-roll going in the background.

00:18:04.020 You guys have seen the burned cars, the throwing rocks, blocking the road, shit like that.

00:18:09.580 They're luring the self-driving cars into the riot zone.

00:18:13.180 Yeah.

00:18:13.520 Only to light them on fire and burn the lithium ion battery into the air.

00:18:17.760 Great work, guys.

00:18:18.680 They like doing that one.

00:18:20.120 Burning the lithium ion battery.

00:18:22.280 Exactly.

00:18:22.700 Climate change.

00:18:23.460 Imagine getting cancer in a few years because you were at the Mexican LA riots in 2025.

00:18:28.160 It's a real.

00:18:28.620 And I breathed in.

00:18:29.420 Nasty way to go.

00:18:30.540 Yeah.

00:18:31.040 All right.

00:18:31.380 So we're going to start off with what sparked the riots.

00:18:33.560 Someone had a tweet that summed it up.

00:18:35.240 Yeah.

00:18:35.400 And I don't even know if I believe this.

00:18:36.780 In case you were wondering what sparked the LA standoff between protesters and federal

00:18:40.020 agents, this is it.

00:18:41.380 Immigrants showed up for a routine ice check-ins and were detained on the spot, hauled into

00:18:46.640 the basement, held overnight like fugitives.

00:18:49.980 No warnings, no due process, just snatched.

00:18:52.880 Land of the free, right?

00:18:54.400 Like fugitives.

00:18:55.220 Like they broke the law or something.

00:18:56.600 Like they got a final order for deportation to actually leave the country and they just kept

00:19:00.620 staying here.

00:19:01.440 Yeah.

00:19:01.640 So that's pretty much what it is, right?

00:19:03.900 Yeah.

00:19:04.120 So that guy was trying to make it seem like it was some honorable protest or some disenfranchised

00:19:09.860 group.

00:19:10.200 But everyone who comes here illegally already broke the law and are literally criminals.

00:19:14.920 The photo on the dirt bike with the Mexican flag lives at TikTok said incredible ad for

00:19:19.980 mass deportations.

00:19:21.040 Very true.

00:19:21.820 Yeah, I think that's a big piece of this whole topic for the riots is the far left progressive

00:19:28.720 side of the Democrat party.

00:19:31.420 They love it.

00:19:32.380 And they see a picture.

00:19:33.120 It's a Rorschach test.

00:19:34.340 They see a picture like this and they go, hell yeah.

00:19:36.460 This is badass.

00:19:38.240 Oh man, these guys outside of Dale's Donuts doing this and shit.

00:19:42.660 They love it.

00:19:43.380 They think they're resistance fighters.

00:19:45.000 They're talking about being Star Wars or something.

00:19:49.040 And it's, I think it's a total miscalculation because the rest of middle America sees this

00:19:54.260 and even people who are apolitical and they go, what the hell?

00:19:57.060 That's LA.

00:19:57.960 They're doing that.

00:19:59.260 So, you know, the Hassan Pikers of the world, they love this and they think it's cool, but

00:20:04.420 I think it's a real losing visual and narrative.

00:20:07.440 This will win a Pulitzer, you know?

00:20:09.360 This will be the photo of the year, Time Magazine.

00:20:12.100 And I just think it's a miscalculation for the 80% of the middle that Elon Musk is trying

00:20:16.680 to court.

00:20:17.360 And like you said, the same photo for two different groups has two different meanings.

00:20:21.780 I look at that and go, who are the fuck are these Zeps?

00:20:24.280 Get them the fuck out.

00:20:25.400 Yeah.

00:20:26.080 You're on a dirt bike with the Mexican flag.

00:20:27.980 Go back to Mexico.

00:20:28.940 Get the fuck out of here.

00:20:29.840 And everyone else sees it and goes, yeah, we're standing up to colonialism or whatever.

00:20:33.800 Yeah.

00:20:34.600 That donut shop was, that's America 2025.

00:20:37.800 Dale's Donuts, an establishment from 50 years ago that's seen it all.

00:20:42.280 From post-World War II buildup of LA.

00:20:45.120 Back when you had donut shops.

00:20:46.640 Now they don't even make enough money unless it's $10 donuts.

00:20:50.580 And that's what it is now.

00:20:52.200 Yeah.

00:20:52.420 That's LA.

00:20:53.360 But the good news is Trump's approval rating on immigration has surged by 22 points since

00:20:58.060 2017, according to CNN.

00:20:59.520 Which is shocking to me because I, from 2016, I initially thought he was elected, you know,

00:21:05.600 with all the border rhetoric.

00:21:07.460 And it just shows you how much worse it had gotten during the off years when Trump was off,

00:21:12.640 when he was on his break during Biden's time.

00:21:15.980 But yeah, the people are hungry for it.

00:21:17.780 And, you know, feds are going into LA.

00:21:20.580 It's been something Tom Homan was talking about all the way up to pre-election, like that we're

00:21:25.980 not going to deal with sanctuary city mayors.

00:21:28.020 We're going in, right?

00:21:29.080 Yeah.

00:21:29.780 Big time.

00:21:30.660 And then a lot of people were messaging me saying, oh, Fleckis, you called it.

00:21:34.680 You were saying it's going to be a hot summer and there's going to be civil unrest and riots

00:21:39.520 and protests.

00:21:40.440 That wasn't even hard to call.

00:21:42.720 Yeah.

00:21:43.540 Like that, guys, I didn't call it.

00:21:45.560 The thing I did call, which hasn't happened yet, and I think it kind of still could,

00:21:50.700 is two things.

00:21:52.080 One, these riots make it to the suburbs.

00:21:54.240 I think that is going to happen eventually.

00:21:57.480 And two, I think there's going to be an illegal rioter who gets killed by ICE or the feds,

00:22:04.000 and then they're going to make him the illegal immigrant George Floyd too.

00:22:07.700 Okay.

00:22:08.420 And once that happens, I think these riots go nationwide.

00:22:11.960 And then once that happens, I don't know, does the power go off?

00:22:16.160 Well, so that's the part, getting to the suburbs, there's a couple steps that have to go.

00:22:21.480 So I kind of still disagree with you a little bit because this is kind of ground zero,

00:22:27.920 battleground one, where we're sending in the National Guard, Marines are standing by,

00:22:32.520 all that.

00:22:33.660 And so this is like a nip it in the bud thing where the current federal administration is

00:22:39.180 fighting more than they did in the past, like in the George Floyd summer.

00:22:43.180 So I think National Guard, I don't think Trump sent in the National Guard anywhere.

00:22:48.840 He wanted to send the National Guard into Minneapolis, never did.

00:22:52.580 And now it's kind of like, I don't care, hair trigger, National Guard.

00:22:55.400 Yeah, National Guard and Marines were also deployed in LA.

00:22:58.180 So that's what I'm saying is, I think that it's hard to get to the suburbs, but if they have,

00:23:02.560 you're actually-

00:23:03.400 But if they kill the George Floyd-

00:23:04.300 You're in a parlay.

00:23:04.780 Yeah, you're in a, if they kill the Mexican George Floyd, and then they get to the suburbs.

00:23:07.740 Mexican George Floyd into suburban riots.

00:23:11.160 And then who knows what happens next?

00:23:12.400 Cernovich had a tweet of what could happen next.

00:23:14.460 Can you read that?

00:23:15.140 What happens when these paramilitary groups act in concern with the Chinese sabotage teams

00:23:19.780 finding them?

00:23:21.020 They disable the power grid and then start wildfires.

00:23:24.880 That's more schizo than me.

00:23:26.460 I know, those are some leaps, but I like them.

00:23:28.480 And then Cernovich had another tweet.

00:23:30.020 He said, today is what Chief Justice John Roberts supports.

00:23:32.760 He is the general of MS-13.

00:23:34.520 Couldn't agree more.

00:23:35.300 And we have a picture of him with the face tats.

00:23:37.880 That's what he should look like.

00:23:39.420 Yep.

00:23:40.200 And then Harry Sisson, while seeing everything happening, all the clips, all the fires, all

00:23:45.460 the Mexican flags and illegals, all the brown people, he said, we're seeing Americans being

00:23:51.020 tear gassed, shot at, thrown to the ground, and arrested by Trump's ICE agents in LA right

00:23:55.660 now.

00:23:55.920 It looks like a war zone.

00:23:57.300 This is what Trump has done to America.

00:24:00.160 Crazy.

00:24:00.660 No, that's what the 50 million illegals have done to America.

00:24:03.660 And that's kind of the thing is there's just this game being played about who's to blame.

00:24:09.740 ICE was going about their normal business, taking people, snatching them up, deporting

00:24:13.920 illegals.

00:24:14.820 And then a crowd gathers.

00:24:15.980 And then the crowd throws a few things.

00:24:17.820 And then they throw a lot of things.

00:24:20.120 And there's a car on fire.

00:24:21.760 And then Trump wants to send in the National Guard.

00:24:25.240 And then, whoa, Trump, you're escalating this.

00:24:27.600 This is crazy.

00:24:28.420 So there's this blame game.

00:24:30.280 And I think the theme of these riots and why I say it's a nip it in the bud, whether

00:24:35.480 they can go national or not to other cities, is just there's a general vibe of we're not

00:24:41.640 listening to you anymore.

00:24:43.120 We're not listening to Gavin Newsom's opinions.

00:24:45.440 We're not listening to Karen Bass's opinions.

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00:26:05.240 I'm going to protect the federal agents who are carrying out the mandate of the American

00:26:09.880 people, right?

00:26:11.240 That's the key.

00:26:12.020 There's a big like, oh, Gavin Newsom's talking?

00:26:14.360 Okay.

00:26:14.960 I'm still sending in whoever I need to send in, right?

00:26:17.440 I'm going to watch Price is Right reruns.

00:26:19.160 Yeah.

00:26:19.500 I don't need to.

00:26:20.280 We don't need to hear the opinions of people who have been perpetually wrong for the last

00:26:24.260 seven years, right?

00:26:25.540 Yeah.

00:26:25.840 And they're all very opinionated.

00:26:27.080 And then to play off that Harry Sisson tweet, Americans are being tear gassed.

00:26:31.780 And this is what Trump's America looks like.

00:26:33.940 We have some stats from LA.

00:26:35.860 The percentage of foreign born people who live in LA is 60%.

00:26:40.900 Yeah.

00:26:41.340 Approximately 59.4% of Los Angeles residents were born in the United States.

00:26:47.000 Or 40% are.

00:26:48.520 Yes.

00:26:48.840 Yes.

00:26:49.320 Puerto Rico, Guam, or other US territories or born abroad to American parents.

00:26:54.120 Around 39.7% of the population was foreign born.

00:26:57.840 The majority of that, 64% of that is Latin America.

00:27:02.000 A large minority were born in Asia, smaller numbers in Europe and Africa.

00:27:06.540 And keep in mind, the people that were born in America, a lot of them were anchor babies

00:27:10.660 from illegals.

00:27:12.320 So it's like, it might seem, it's actually worse.

00:27:14.740 The numbers are even worse.

00:27:15.840 Exactly.

00:27:16.300 It's probably over 50%.

00:27:17.360 Which is also why I have a little doubt about going nationwide because LA is such a powder

00:27:23.120 keg.

00:27:23.420 It's literally a lot of Mexicans.

00:27:25.680 We will see.

00:27:26.740 So all it takes is Mexican George Floyd.

00:27:29.040 I know.

00:27:29.400 Well, I know.

00:27:30.100 I agree with you there.

00:27:30.940 If they get the right conditions, the right camera angle on a guy who gets really stomped

00:27:35.500 out or egregiously beaten.

00:27:37.320 I don't think it goes boop, boop and just stops.

00:27:39.800 I think it's going to go boom, unfortunately.

00:27:42.680 And then you see it everywhere.

00:27:43.980 Cities like Chicago, all these places have, you know, like rapid response teams, people

00:27:49.540 like communicating about where ice is.

00:27:51.980 If you see ice, then they post it on their message boards.

00:27:54.600 So people are trying to evade arrest and capture, and there definitely will be clashes.

00:28:00.740 It's just a matter of how much those clashes are allowed to get out of hand.

00:28:04.680 Because remember, we're comparing it to 2020, just five short years ago.

00:28:09.380 We're comparing it to George Floyd, where there was basically no federal response and

00:28:13.420 there were just cities letting them do whatever they wanted.

00:28:16.180 And then John Miller had a good tweet comparing this to January 6th.

00:28:21.020 Can you give that a read?

00:28:21.940 He said, they hunted down every single January 6th protester and prosecuted them to the fullest

00:28:26.040 extent of the law.

00:28:27.000 But when it comes to these animals, they will tell us, well, it's simply impossible to find

00:28:30.440 and deport everyone responsible.

00:28:32.140 So true.

00:28:33.180 And we had this next guy throwing a rock at a federal vehicle.

00:28:36.680 And then the January 6th guys get hunted down, put in jail for five years without a hearing.

00:28:45.000 And then this guy gets to go home to the hotel and get free health care.

00:28:50.160 Yeah, I got a feeling he'll be hunted down.

00:28:52.180 I got a feeling a certain few are going to be hunted down for sure.

00:28:55.360 Yeah.

00:28:56.120 And keep in mind, too, I forgot to make this point.

00:28:59.940 40% of the population in L.A. is foreign born.

00:29:03.000 You've already said that.

00:29:03.760 And there's a bunch of illegals and whatever, tons of illegals.

00:29:08.260 That's why there's so much traffic.

00:29:10.280 Yeah.

00:29:10.420 That's why you have to sit in traffic for an hour to take the 10 from downtown to Santa

00:29:16.420 Monica.

00:29:16.940 Yeah, absolutely.

00:29:18.300 Because all these other people and their shitty cars and no car insurance are hugging the

00:29:22.500 highway.

00:29:23.540 Housing shortage as well.

00:29:25.300 All the things we've argued for.

00:29:26.520 L.A. County is the most populous county in America.

00:29:29.360 And, you know, that's where the illegals go.

00:29:31.600 That's where they've been.

00:29:32.320 It makes me miss old Hollywood.

00:29:34.680 Yeah.

00:29:35.220 Old Hollywood, man.

00:29:36.560 We had it all.

00:29:37.560 California, we had it.

00:29:39.140 Dude, the post-war era built up.

00:29:41.040 The suburbs just, there used to be like fish in that river.

00:29:43.900 There used to be like elk.

00:29:45.700 There used to be elk.

00:29:46.820 Yeah.

00:29:47.100 And then the other thing, the other main theme I'm noticing, I guess, because we're moving

00:29:51.380 on from this section is there's a fight for the narrative about what's really happening

00:29:58.340 by people on the left.

00:30:00.040 And some on the left are like, guys, you really shouldn't fly these flags.

00:30:03.820 This makes us look bad.

00:30:05.240 And others are saying, oh, it's a few bad apples who are throwing rocks and stuff.

00:30:09.420 There's like this fight from leftist theory to the reality that's happening on the ground.

00:30:16.340 And it's like, yeah, a bunch of fucking Mexican guys are, they are putting on face masks and

00:30:20.600 they want to, they want to throw rocks at cars.

00:30:22.880 They want to destroy some shit.

00:30:24.040 And then people on Twitter are laundering that and being like, these are the voices of the

00:30:28.180 unheard.

00:30:28.620 This is tyranny and fascism and this and that.

00:30:31.320 And then you have low IQ people doing like destruction and then people trying to intellectualize

00:30:38.320 it on the end.

00:30:39.280 And then, you know, let's see how that works on like a guy in middle America who's just

00:30:43.720 like, that ain't right.

00:30:45.400 It is the voice of the unheard, I guess.

00:30:48.280 Sitting on the hitch of his pickup truck or on the lift gate or whatever.

00:30:52.760 Yeah, I guess, I guess it's about time to hear a different perspective.

00:30:57.260 Yes, I guess brown people really are unheard.

00:31:00.360 Let them burn the Waymos.

00:31:01.980 I hate those self-driving cars anyway.

00:31:04.080 That's true.

00:31:05.280 All right, we are now in our migrant section.

00:31:08.820 We're just, we have not a ton to get to.

00:31:10.800 Most of it was the LA riots, but we do have some interesting clips.

00:31:14.360 First, there was a little trick done in Chicago to get illegals to show up to a location.

00:31:19.600 An immigration attorney tells me the people arrested here got a text message to come

00:31:24.420 here to review their cases.

00:31:26.040 But when they arrived, they were soon placed in ICE custody.

00:31:28.940 A clash in the South Loop as immigration advocates in some city and state leaders tried to create

00:31:37.020 a barrier around an immigration facility.

00:31:40.600 Though it did not stop at least a dozen people from being hauled out of the building into waiting

00:31:45.240 vans by immigration customs and enforcement agents.

00:31:48.700 We've blurred the faces of those detained as we don't know whether they face any charges.

00:31:52.660 But an ICE spokesperson telling our ICE team in a statement, quote, those arrested had

00:31:56.980 executable final orders of removal by an immigration judge and had not complied with

00:32:02.080 that order.

00:32:02.860 Law-abiding people coming to report to do the right thing, and they come to meet the government

00:32:07.840 with guns looking to separate families.

00:32:11.200 Yeah, they didn't follow the deport order.

00:32:14.860 The final deportation order signed by a judge.

00:32:17.640 And then this city leader goes, the lawful people.

00:32:21.500 And it's like, eh.

00:32:22.620 You hear a lot of wordplay going on with a lot of these illegal immigrant criminals.

00:32:27.240 And that's a big example of it right there.

00:32:29.780 And it's a little trick.

00:32:31.540 There's that famous, you won Super Bowl tickets to people with an outstanding warrant.

00:32:36.920 You know?

00:32:37.300 This is an old time trick.

00:32:39.820 And I think we need to be doing more of these tricks because, you know, we've heard that

00:32:45.400 Stephen Miller was saying, why aren't we going to Home Depot's?

00:32:48.500 Why aren't we going to 7-Eleven's to pick people up?

00:32:50.740 Yeah, I like these tricks.

00:32:51.840 It's a new world.

00:32:53.100 And I think a big one is, we've talked about it on the show a lot, the Uber Eats drivers

00:32:58.320 who use someone else's profile.

00:33:01.680 An ICE agent can probably request like a Big Mac meal to ICE headquarters, and I think someone

00:33:08.000 would show up who's an illegal.

00:33:09.680 So I think we need to, the apps, the apps, the Uber Eats, Uber, all that stuff, we got

00:33:16.340 to get in on that.

00:33:17.460 There need to be new tricks.

00:33:18.880 Because we're in a total war zone, right?

00:33:21.380 Yeah.

00:33:22.040 What takes us to our next post, which is a meme, it's a Reddit post.

00:33:25.860 Bro, this was a door dasher, Chick-fil-A dirty ad drivers.

00:33:30.880 He's wearing flip-flops and he has disgusting mud-bottomed feet.

00:33:33.960 I don't even know how your feet could get that dirty.

00:33:35.740 You have to, that's how their feet are in like the other countries when the ground is

00:33:39.700 mud and they just pack it down.

00:33:41.220 Yeah.

00:33:41.720 The floor, the living room is mud.

00:33:43.620 But we need them to deliver the goyslop to the goys.

00:33:46.520 Smart.

00:33:47.120 You got to eat the poison.

00:33:48.200 Who else is going to bring it?

00:33:49.680 Yeah.

00:33:49.860 So I'm looking for new tricks.

00:33:51.760 I'm looking for new gambits, new hustles, because if you can lure them to you.

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00:34:58.260 It's like a Sun Tzu art of war thing.

00:35:00.560 And then sending a text, that's cheap.

00:35:03.280 Yeah.

00:35:03.780 You know, saying, oh, we'll give you $1,000 self-deport, a little more expensive.

00:35:08.020 Six guys in a van driving around paying all their salaries, it gets expensive.

00:35:11.580 You get them to deliver food to an unmarked, undisclosed location, and then you check their

00:35:16.060 papers when they're there.

00:35:16.980 I think that's pretty good.

00:35:17.940 That is very good.

00:35:18.860 And you could do it in a way where you only check it if their profile doesn't match the

00:35:22.560 person who shows up, because that's suspicious.

00:35:25.340 Very smart.

00:35:26.340 And then next, we have a video here of this Guatemalan family who is pleading with Christy

00:35:31.080 Noem to not deport their father.

00:35:34.280 President Trump and Secretary Noem, my name is Beverly Juarez, and this is my family.

00:35:41.500 You may not know my father because you are busy, but today we ask for your help.

00:35:47.140 On Friday the 30th, my father was detained by ICE.

00:35:52.960 My mother is set to leave soon.

00:35:55.840 We ask for your help with the deportation of our parents.

00:36:01.600 All right, we get it.

00:36:02.860 There's going to be a lot of sob stories like this.

00:36:04.900 Yeah.

00:36:05.200 That's part of the mandate.

00:36:06.600 That's part of the reason Trump was elected.

00:36:08.300 If you look at this and go, oh, maybe not everybody, or maybe just the criminals, then

00:36:15.980 that's how you get 35 million illegals here instead of 50.

00:36:19.880 Yeah.

00:36:20.100 That's how you give your country away.

00:36:21.560 And these people should be in Guatemala.

00:36:23.700 They'd be around average height there.

00:36:25.840 Yeah.

00:36:26.260 They should just be nestled into Guatemala doing traditional Guatemalan things.

00:36:29.880 They shouldn't be in America.

00:36:31.020 And there's parents illegal.

00:36:32.320 And there's four kids.

00:36:33.960 They have four kids, even though they're here illegally and probably have no money and

00:36:37.220 whatever, and then those four kids are going to have four kids.

00:36:41.140 All of a sudden, it gets exponential.

00:36:43.140 And you go down the tree, and we're talking 10,000 people from this family of six.

00:36:47.780 I know.

00:36:48.400 It gets to 10,000 really quick.

00:36:49.980 All of a sudden, the average height of the U.S. is impacted.

00:36:53.240 Yeah.

00:36:53.660 The Guatemalans are short people.

00:36:55.080 Very true.

00:36:56.060 And I'm fine with criminals first or bottom up, MS-13 face tattoos, start there and work

00:37:02.540 our way up.

00:37:03.460 Haitians, Somalis first, please.

00:37:05.860 But everyone has to go.

00:37:08.320 You can't let these sob stories make you falter or even hesitate, because then they'll take

00:37:13.540 that and go, oh, another sob story.

00:37:15.600 Yeah, he was a domestic abuser, and he robbed the 7-Eleven, but look at his family.

00:37:20.120 And then this is another example of what we said, where the class of 2020, class of 2022,

00:37:27.820 ruined it for these people who were kind of like quietly getting away with it.

00:37:31.120 But you can blame Joe Biden for this, the reaction pretty much, because maybe these

00:37:36.900 people would have gotten away with it if you didn't try to bring in 20 million over four

00:37:40.680 years, right?

00:37:41.580 Exactly.

00:37:42.280 And keep in mind, this is nothing new.

00:37:44.240 The lessons we're learning from illegal immigration are timeless.

00:37:47.060 And to be fair, the Bible called it first.

00:37:50.900 Can you give that a read?

00:37:52.200 Yeah.

00:37:52.600 Foreigners who live in your land will gain more and more power while you gradually lose

00:37:57.020 yours.

00:37:57.700 They will have money to lend you, but you will have none to lend them.

00:38:01.400 In the end, they will be your rulers.

00:38:04.100 Sounds pretty spot on.

00:38:05.700 Yeah, it does.

00:38:06.900 Heard it there first.

00:38:07.840 Bible got it first.

00:38:09.760 And obviously with the migrants, some people, I don't want to say are getting radicalized,

00:38:13.380 but they're getting excited and passionate about how much they want the migrants to leave.

00:38:19.940 And it's leading to some people to say some crazy things.

00:38:23.260 We have an example here.

00:38:25.100 Hot take.

00:38:25.900 Indian food in London is better than Indian food in India, someone said.

00:38:29.080 And then someone quote tweeted it and said, hot take.

00:38:31.300 A McDonald's double cheeseburger is better than any Indian dish served by any five-star chef

00:38:36.380 of your choice.

00:38:37.100 Guys, we need to relax.

00:38:39.120 Yeah.

00:38:39.680 We really need to relax.

00:38:40.620 That kind of rhetoric doesn't help anybody.

00:38:41.980 I know tensions are high and everyone's frustrated with the illegals.

00:38:45.240 So am I.

00:38:46.160 But statements like this make our side look completely unhinged and irrational.

00:38:50.420 Butter chicken, garlic naan.

00:38:52.480 Chicken 65, chili chicken.

00:38:55.200 Chili chicken.

00:38:55.840 Yeah.

00:38:56.040 Come on.

00:38:56.520 Let's relax.

00:38:57.440 McDonald's.

00:38:57.860 What are you talking about?

00:38:59.160 We don't.

00:38:59.520 Make us look stupid.

00:39:00.280 Yeah.

00:39:00.520 We don't need Indians here, but come on.

00:39:02.800 Yeah.

00:39:03.160 Indian food's good, right?

00:39:03.940 Indian food's fantastic.

00:39:05.140 Let's relax.

00:39:05.940 Yeah.

00:39:07.060 All right.

00:39:07.620 Let's go abroad.

00:39:08.600 Take the rhetoric down.

00:39:09.680 We were like deport the Guatemalan family, everyone, but relax on the fucking McDonald's

00:39:14.560 versus Indian food.

00:39:15.640 Five-star chef.

00:39:16.460 Come on.

00:39:17.320 Take it down a little bit.

00:39:18.580 Take it down.

00:39:18.820 Bring down the rhetoric.

00:39:19.540 All right.

00:39:19.560 Let's finish up our migrant section abroad.

00:39:22.340 Mr. Beast.

00:39:23.020 You guys know Mr. Beast?

00:39:24.440 Yeah.

00:39:25.160 That's a nickname I give Jerry, my dog.

00:39:27.460 Yeah.

00:39:27.660 I call him Mr. Beast.

00:39:28.540 Mr. Beast because he rumbles a lot.

00:39:29.880 He's like a little rumbler.

00:39:31.120 He is a Mr. Beast.

00:39:32.360 Yeah.

00:39:32.820 So Mr. Beast made a bunch of wells in Africa, and it turns out they have not been maintained

00:39:37.840 and are no longer working.

00:39:40.800 Yeah.

00:39:41.300 One year later, Mr. Beast's charity wells have all been unmaintained.

00:39:46.020 Locals have reported that nearly every well donated by Mr. Beast has become abandoned.

00:39:51.940 Mr. Beast provided both the wells and maintenance training to the locals one year ago.

00:39:56.060 Many claimed the Water is Life Well initiative was colonial and doomed to fail.

00:40:01.540 And some bloggers said if Mr. Beast genuinely wants to help Africa, he could redirect his

00:40:05.860 enormous resources and influence towards enabling African solutions rather than importing Western

00:40:11.900 ones.

00:40:13.120 He gave you a well.

00:40:14.480 A hundred.

00:40:15.180 It's not like he gave you like iPads and you have no Wi-Fi.

00:40:18.240 Yeah.

00:40:18.440 And you don't have the USB-C cable and there's no power.

00:40:21.260 It's like it's water in the ground with like maybe a mechanical pump, right?

00:40:25.840 It's like thousands-year-old technology.

00:40:28.180 Yeah.

00:40:28.540 Right?

00:40:29.460 So now they're mad at him.

00:40:31.900 And then do you have a little more context?

00:40:33.480 Well, yeah.

00:40:33.940 I'm shocked by this.

00:40:35.140 The people, like this woke ideology is even being applied by people in Africa.

00:40:42.520 This woman who wrote the post up about this where that social media thing was sourced from

00:40:47.200 is a Senegalese blogger.

00:40:50.200 And she is looking for African solutions, not colonial ones.

00:40:54.620 And, you know, she wrote a blog and I kind of get a little bit of it, but there's this

00:40:58.880 bad attitude throughout the whole thing.

00:41:02.000 And she brought the example Tom's Shoes, that guy, Tom's Shoes, you buy a pair of shoes in

00:41:06.560 America and then they give one away in Africa.

00:41:09.240 Buy one, give one.

00:41:10.460 For every pair you bought, he gave one to a child in Africa.

00:41:12.780 It felt good.

00:41:13.460 It sold well, but it failed, she says.

00:41:15.880 I've spoken to many entrepreneurs in Senegal who make shoes for a living.

00:41:19.440 They had to cut staff, meaning hundreds of people lost their jobs, and some of them had

00:41:24.400 to shut down entirely.

00:41:25.720 Why?

00:41:26.120 Because no one can compete with free.

00:41:28.260 So I get it.

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00:42:30.220 But then what percentage of people in that area just don't have any shoes, right?

00:42:34.640 Like there's like, yeah, that guy has a business, but then like, are we talking 80, 60% wear

00:42:39.860 nothing?

00:42:40.540 So is it a net good or a net bad?

00:42:43.460 And they make it seem like they would have been better off if Mr. Beast never came to

00:42:47.360 town.

00:42:47.800 Yeah.

00:42:48.400 Here's a quote on that.

00:42:49.460 She said, when Mr. Beast or foreign NGOs step in to provide services that could be delivered

00:42:53.660 by local entrepreneurs and businesses, they unintentionally distort the incentive structure

00:42:59.040 of a healthy market economy.

00:43:01.020 You're not in a healthy market economy.

00:43:02.820 That's the key part there.

00:43:03.940 Healthy market economy, the place that needs someone to come dig a well, because people

00:43:08.740 were walking like five miles to get water and now they're not.

00:43:11.560 It's like you've lived there for millions of years and never had a well.

00:43:15.000 And some YouTuber comes and it's like, yeah, that's so fast.

00:43:19.180 I know.

00:43:19.500 And so it's interesting because we've talked about this, the subject of maintenance in

00:43:23.280 Africa.

00:43:24.000 And I believe in Nigeria or one of the countries, there wasn't even a word for maintenance.

00:43:29.760 I remember we made a clip about that.

00:43:31.700 And then last piece here, there are 300,000 abandoned pumps in sub-Saharan Africa.

00:43:38.580 This is the global water funding book that this guy wrote.

00:43:43.500 And he said, there's so many pumps that are just in decay and a state of disrepair.

00:43:48.800 So I don't know.

00:43:50.720 Yeah.

00:43:51.080 Maybe this woman talking about the colonial attitude is right.

00:43:56.660 Maybe we should stop helping Africa.

00:43:58.640 And like some people may die.

00:44:01.520 Some people will go without water, but it'll be there.

00:44:04.760 They're all on their own.

00:44:05.960 Right.

00:44:06.700 So it's a mixed bag, but I don't think they're capable of maintaining wells is the lesson.

00:44:11.240 Yeah.

00:44:11.380 Maybe they like better when we just send cash from USAID and then they just take the money.

00:44:15.660 That was pretty sweet.

00:44:16.960 Yeah.

00:44:17.420 We don't want the pipes.

00:44:19.860 We just send them.

00:44:20.940 And they don't take the money.

00:44:21.920 The people in charge skim 60% off the top and go, oh, Ferrari on dirt road.

00:44:28.160 Yeah.

00:44:28.640 It's a good system.

00:44:29.540 It is.

00:44:30.080 All right.

00:44:30.340 Well, that is the end of our migrant section.

00:44:31.700 We're now moving on to the final page of housekeeping.

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00:44:46.740 And apparently subscribe to the channel.

00:44:49.160 So no one's even subscribed.

00:44:50.200 I feel stupid.

00:44:51.060 Why do I even show up?

00:44:52.540 I know.

00:44:53.020 I feel dumb.

00:44:53.640 Should have just taken the day off.

00:44:54.720 You guys aren't even subscribed to the channel.

00:44:56.440 Nobody respects me.

00:44:57.520 Yeah.

00:44:57.760 You didn't even subscribe.

00:44:59.200 It's pathetic.

00:44:59.960 All right.

00:45:00.400 All right.

00:45:00.960 We're going to open up a clip with a clip that is kind of, I don't know, concerning, confusing.

00:45:06.920 It's Bret Baier.

00:45:08.460 Hip, hip, hip, hop.

00:45:09.940 You don't stop.

00:45:10.640 A rocket to the bang, bang, boogers.

00:45:12.140 A up jump, the booger to the rhythm of the booger to beat.

00:45:15.240 Skiddy-le-lop, scoo-bop, scooby-doo.

00:45:17.440 That's right.

00:45:18.180 America, we love you.

00:45:19.480 And we rock and roll to the summer sun.

00:45:21.760 We get rocked to 101 years old.

00:45:23.920 I don't mean to brag.

00:45:25.080 I don't mean to brag.

00:45:25.380 I don't know what to do with this.

00:45:26.680 I don't either.

00:45:27.320 On one hand, it's entirely insane.

00:45:31.160 But on the other hand, he's kind of kicking off White Boy Summer.

00:45:34.220 And if I make fun of him, fine.

00:45:37.260 I can't do that.

00:45:38.480 He was good at it.

00:45:39.320 He was pretty good.

00:45:39.940 I couldn't do that.

00:45:41.080 I know.

00:45:41.320 So I'm a hater.

00:45:42.440 If I could do it, then I could maybe make fun of him a little bit.

00:45:45.340 I can't go on stage and do that.

00:45:49.560 Yeah.

00:45:49.740 So is he better than me?

00:45:51.300 In a way.

00:45:52.220 In a very weird, specific way, yes.

00:45:55.640 Yeah.

00:45:56.100 That's how it feels.

00:45:56.960 I know.

00:45:57.780 So I don't know.

00:45:58.440 It's a confusing clip.

00:45:59.560 I'm happy to see, you know, I don't know what to call it, White Excellence.

00:46:03.660 Not really.

00:46:04.580 But.

00:46:05.580 It's a no shame.

00:46:06.740 It's like a no fear thing.

00:46:09.220 He's a confident guy.

00:46:09.680 Zero social anxiety.

00:46:11.560 He's like, I'll just get up and do the hip hop boogie.

00:46:14.520 That's a crazy ask.

00:46:16.160 It's a, it's, yeah, yeah.

00:46:18.180 Crazy.

00:46:18.860 So that clip is just what it is.

00:46:21.100 This next clip is pretty self-explanatory.

00:46:23.360 It's a girl getting ran over by a horse.

00:46:26.240 So she's coming, shooting some sort of music video.

00:46:29.780 Boom.

00:46:30.980 Boom.

00:46:32.000 Boom.

00:46:32.820 Boom.

00:46:33.120 Boom.

00:46:33.340 Hurt.

00:46:33.980 1200 pound horse.

00:46:35.100 They will run into you.

00:46:37.060 They don't care about music videos.

00:46:39.240 All right.

00:46:39.900 Our next clip.

00:46:41.340 Can you read what it says?

00:46:42.680 This is what the night sky looks like on Mars.

00:46:49.260 Whoa.

00:46:52.000 It's a little crazy.

00:46:53.180 What do you think of that?

00:46:54.680 I don't know.

00:46:55.720 Sometimes I don't even think there is Mars.

00:46:59.820 So I go both ways.

00:47:01.220 Like it's cool if it's real.

00:47:03.340 But there might not even be Mars.

00:47:05.220 Okay.

00:47:05.960 That's enough.

00:47:06.740 But it's beautiful.

00:47:07.540 Sorry I asked.

00:47:08.580 It's a beautiful CGI.

00:47:10.200 You ever see Interstellar?

00:47:11.760 Pretty cool.

00:47:12.680 Yeah.

00:47:13.120 It's basically the same thing.

00:47:14.080 Okay.

00:47:14.720 All right.

00:47:15.740 We have a robot fight.

00:47:17.280 Can you let that play?

00:47:18.140 What is this?

00:47:18.440 Battle bots?

00:47:19.160 Mm-hmm.

00:47:20.180 One.

00:47:21.120 Go.

00:47:21.520 Go.

00:47:21.600 You see what that megabot did?

00:47:33.680 Yeah.

00:47:34.160 Instant KO.

00:47:35.400 I've never seen one that fast.

00:47:37.080 Interesting.

00:47:37.600 Blew him up.

00:47:38.500 All right.

00:47:39.100 Okay.

00:47:40.100 No reaction from me.

00:47:41.420 Well, I just thought it was interesting.

00:47:42.820 Thank you.

00:47:43.140 I've never seen someone get blown up that fast in megabots.

00:47:46.200 Okay.

00:47:47.260 Is that what it's called?

00:47:48.060 Megabots?

00:47:48.480 Do you know what this is?

00:47:49.520 I just kind of call them that.

00:47:50.860 Okay.

00:47:51.240 I thought it was Battle Bots.

00:47:52.820 Yeah.

00:47:53.600 You know Mega Man?

00:47:55.000 Yeah.

00:47:55.860 Yeah.

00:47:56.260 With the hand.

00:47:56.880 It's like a megabot.

00:47:59.220 All right, buddy.

00:48:00.340 I got you.

00:48:00.820 All right.

00:48:01.140 Next.

00:48:01.580 Disconnected.

00:48:02.820 Disconnected final page of housekeeping.

00:48:03.860 Yes.

00:48:04.020 That's fine.

00:48:04.440 That's your right.

00:48:05.060 Until now.

00:48:05.840 I just don't know how to react to it, you know, sometimes.

00:48:07.760 It's okay.

00:48:08.240 It's not about reaction.

00:48:09.080 It's about just getting the information out there.

00:48:11.200 Okay.

00:48:11.880 It's not even about what we say.

00:48:13.500 Thank you.

00:48:14.420 I have a good schizo section coming up.

00:48:16.780 It's our Let Him Cook section.

00:48:18.420 Uh, worse than I'll let them cook.

00:48:20.800 What is it?

00:48:21.660 The flux capacitor from Back to the Future, which is going to...

00:48:27.460 Doc Brown and Marty?

00:48:28.840 Correct.

00:48:29.640 Because then on the front it says ascension means Back to the Future.

00:48:34.040 Because listen, right?

00:48:35.180 You're here.

00:48:35.780 Yeah.

00:48:36.580 We were captured 7,800 years ago, whatever it is.

00:48:39.940 Right.

00:48:40.960 Eaten by reptiles.

00:48:42.320 Our government steals 8 million children a year from the borders and gives them to the reptiles

00:48:48.840 who then gave us the technology for this.

00:48:52.000 Right.

00:48:52.300 We didn't figure this out as humans.

00:48:54.340 Right.

00:48:54.600 Okay.

00:48:54.940 This technology is millions of years old.

00:48:58.640 Television when they gave us black and white.

00:49:00.760 Right.

00:49:01.020 Okay.

00:49:01.880 There's fucking shit out here we can't imagine.

00:49:04.460 Right.

00:49:04.860 We're captured fucking farm animals.

00:49:08.040 Food source for reptiles.

00:49:10.220 Right.

00:49:10.500 Can you just prove that?

00:49:13.840 You know what?

00:49:14.820 You know how you're always saying, this guy looks like he kind of like lives outdoors,

00:49:18.480 has a van, kind of lives barefoot.

00:49:20.680 He's grounded.

00:49:21.260 He's getting a lot of sun.

00:49:22.860 You know how you're always advocating, get some sun.

00:49:24.760 You wouldn't be trans.

00:49:25.680 Go work out.

00:49:27.240 What about this guy?

00:49:28.000 You might turn into this.

00:49:29.500 I think that he's right.

00:49:31.360 That's the final.

00:49:32.800 You go outside and you get the DNA codes from the sun in your eyes at sunset and then you

00:49:38.180 learn the information and eventually you figure it out.

00:49:40.680 Okay.

00:49:41.120 Second clip from this guy, same guy.

00:49:42.700 Second clip from this guy.

00:49:43.500 He goes a little further into the food stuff.

00:49:46.040 You've been trained to eat a pyramid of fucking food.

00:49:48.660 Right.

00:49:49.540 To get fat so that you produce a child so they can eat your children.

00:49:56.880 What a scam.

00:49:59.200 The guy who has to listen.

00:50:00.620 That's like me.

00:50:01.660 That's me listening to you.

00:50:03.020 What a scam.

00:50:03.860 When you're filming quietly.

00:50:04.800 Just trying to say something.

00:50:05.760 You're filming quietly on your glasses, secret recording.

00:50:08.920 Keep the conversation going.

00:50:10.320 But there is something there.

00:50:11.740 They do say to eat 12 servings of grain a day.

00:50:14.860 Yeah.

00:50:15.240 So they're fattening us up for something.

00:50:17.000 I'm sure we're marbled nicely.

00:50:19.260 I don't know.

00:50:19.800 And it could be to feed the lizards.

00:50:21.360 I'm sure there's a lot of stinky stuff in a lot of people's bodies.

00:50:24.180 Yeah.

00:50:24.760 Stinky stuff.

00:50:25.300 The lizards don't like that.

00:50:26.700 That's a good point.

00:50:27.620 All right.

00:50:27.800 Our last guy is a different guy, I think.

00:50:29.920 And we're going to let him cook too.

00:50:31.580 We got a long ways to go too because some people will think they're on the path.

00:50:34.660 Like they're really close because they're like vegetarian and whatnot.

00:50:37.960 But they're still drinking tea.

00:50:40.740 And they're eating coconuts.

00:50:42.640 And coconuts.

00:50:45.260 Connect, order, connect, order, negative unity tie.

00:50:47.680 It's a nut.

00:50:49.640 It's a tree nut.

00:50:51.120 It's not a tree fruit.

00:50:52.100 So they make you nuts.

00:50:55.100 And they split you into separate connective orders.

00:50:59.100 And you add pork.

00:51:00.040 It's a positive order, revolution, kill switch.

00:51:02.960 And the next thing you know, now you've got quadratic function in dual houses.

00:51:07.120 And welcome to the islands.

00:51:09.220 Put some pineapple in there.

00:51:10.280 Have a good time.

00:51:11.320 I like what he did with coconut.

00:51:13.620 Yeah.

00:51:13.840 Connect, order, connect, order.

00:51:15.420 Yeah.

00:51:15.640 He was doing something with coconut.

00:51:16.860 He was breaking it down and putting it back together.

00:51:18.580 He made a palindrome or whatever.

00:51:20.500 Yeah.

00:51:21.220 I kind of like that.

00:51:22.600 Yeah.

00:51:23.360 You know, sometimes I don't even know what you really believe.

00:51:25.380 I don't even know what you think.

00:51:26.900 Well, I think once shit gets real, people are going to come back to this episode and

00:51:30.680 really start listening to what those guys were saying.

00:51:32.580 Okay.

00:51:33.320 All right.

00:51:33.600 You're going to be happy.

00:51:34.380 It's on the record.

00:51:35.140 And we told you.

00:51:36.520 I'm glad.

00:51:37.080 We.

00:51:38.660 Equal 50-50.

00:51:39.180 I haven't seen any of this, guys.

00:51:40.560 I just want to distance myself.

00:51:42.980 And Fleckers can stand alone.

00:51:44.200 And then you'll get all the credit when the reptiles do kidnap the babies.

00:51:47.460 And it's proven.

00:51:48.180 And the coconut goes coconut.

00:51:49.860 Connect order.

00:51:50.380 Connect order.

00:51:51.000 Yeah.

00:51:51.700 All right.

00:51:52.220 There's something there.

00:51:53.180 Like if every word you said, you had a little diagram about it and each letter lined up.

00:51:58.680 That's kind of sick.

00:51:59.880 Yeah.

00:52:00.100 That's like how I'd like to communicate.

00:52:02.040 All right.

00:52:02.380 Let's finish this up.

00:52:03.220 This is getting kind of off the rails.

00:52:04.580 Yeah.

00:52:05.120 You could say that.

00:52:05.800 This Indian guy sings the new Kanye song.

00:52:08.920 Man, these people took my kids from me.

00:52:12.140 Then they closed my bank account.

00:52:13.720 I got so much anger in me.

00:52:15.300 Got no way to take it out.

00:52:17.060 Think that I'm stuck in a matrix.

00:52:19.120 Where the fuck is my nightdress?

00:52:20.900 Yes, I'm cock.

00:52:21.740 I like the people to fuck on my beach.

00:52:24.180 The shit that I'm posting on Twitter, they're telling me, hey, don't say that.

00:52:27.440 How niggas cannot see me in the public?

00:52:29.300 I'm driving all my Cro-Mate badge.

00:52:31.940 With all of the money and fame, I still cannot get my kids back.

00:52:35.180 With all of the money and fame, I don't get to see my children.

00:52:38.880 Niggas can see my Twitter, but they don't see how I'm feeling.

00:52:42.740 So I became a nausea.

00:52:45.440 Bitch, I am the villain.

00:52:51.860 Me, girl, high, healer.

00:52:53.640 Me, girl, high, healer.

00:52:55.600 They don't understand the thing.

00:52:56.960 I made up for it with that one.

00:52:58.480 Yeah.

00:52:58.880 Is this like AI?

00:53:00.300 Is this guy like half AI?

00:53:01.880 I don't think so.

00:53:02.760 I hope not.

00:53:03.400 He follows me on Instagram.

00:53:04.720 I reached out to him to try and get some sort of partnership going.

00:53:08.100 Oh, okay.

00:53:08.660 I'm going to make some ground with this.

00:53:11.600 He's very receptive.

00:53:12.960 I think he's cheap.

00:53:14.040 Oh, yeah.

00:53:14.460 He's cheap.

00:53:15.040 You're buying someone at $0.

00:53:17.040 Yeah.

00:53:17.640 So I was excited.

00:53:19.280 All right.

00:53:19.660 Let's finish this up.

00:53:21.420 Please.

00:53:22.100 Gay podcast thumbnail.

00:53:23.520 Someone made this.

00:53:24.600 Yeah.

00:53:25.060 Bad.

00:53:25.380 With all the piss play shit.

00:53:26.660 My arms look good.

00:53:27.860 Yeah.

00:53:28.080 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

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00:54:29.000 Yeah.

00:54:29.320 You look good.

00:54:30.920 Hairy.

00:54:31.520 Too hairy.

00:54:31.940 A little too hairy.

00:54:32.680 It's like an otter.

00:54:33.440 It's called an otter.

00:54:34.320 Yeah.

00:54:34.660 Disgusting.

00:54:35.320 Very bad.

00:54:35.580 It's got a little muscle boy bear.

00:54:36.860 It's an otter.

00:54:37.860 Smart.

00:54:38.520 All right.

00:54:38.880 So thanks for making that.

00:54:39.720 Centris Gremlin.

00:54:40.520 He's all over the place on Twitter.

00:54:42.580 And also, guys, on Twitter, if you message or not message, if you write something on Twitter

00:54:47.740 that shows you know the lore of the show, I always follow you back.

00:54:51.800 There you go.

00:54:52.160 Just so you guys know.

00:54:52.840 I don't really use Twitter like crazy, but if I see lore out there, I'm always retweeting

00:54:56.360 and I'm always following back.

00:54:58.520 Okay.

00:54:59.700 That is it for the final page of housekeeping.

00:55:01.560 I have one last thing or two last things to say.

00:55:04.380 Okay.

00:55:04.600 I was thinking about my life.

00:55:07.200 All right.

00:55:08.360 And one of the most insane, irrational things I do involves my protein cheese balls I eat.

00:55:15.580 Okay.

00:55:16.280 Because I'll open the jar, eat a handful, close the jar, and then 30 seconds later, come

00:55:21.640 back and open the jar, and then close the jar, and then a minute later, come back and

00:55:26.040 open and close the jar.

00:55:27.360 So you're in denial about how much of the protein keto cheese balls you're going to eat?

00:55:31.560 Is that what you're saying?

00:55:32.400 And then I'm like, oh, last handful.

00:55:33.760 And then it's like, if you videoed it, I'm like opening and closing a jar 10 times in

00:55:38.700 six minutes.

00:55:39.800 Okay.

00:55:40.260 It's kind of crazy.

00:55:41.040 As long as you take the thousand foot view and admit to yourself what you're up to.

00:55:44.740 Yeah.

00:55:45.040 It's bad.

00:55:45.460 And then also, I ordered a piece of gym equipment from my house, and I also ordered six 45-pound

00:55:52.100 plates off of Amazon.

00:55:54.120 So when the Amazon guy comes, we're both working out today, brother.

00:55:59.040 Bad day to be an Amazon driver.

00:56:01.460 It's like the worst possible thing is like steel plates.

00:56:04.420 Get the dolly out.

00:56:06.640 400 pounds of plates, please.

00:56:08.820 All right.

00:56:09.280 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:56:10.260 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:56:12.460 All right.

00:56:16.200 Our first clips of Cringe of the Week are inappropriate singing clips.

00:56:19.920 We mentioned this in the intro.

00:56:21.560 We have one from Atlanta PD and then one from the TSA, where for some reason, these authority

00:56:27.260 figures are singing at work.

00:56:30.100 Atlanta PD, you've been hired!

00:56:33.820 Atlanta PD, you've been hired!

00:56:37.600 Atlanta PD, you've been hired!

00:56:40.100 Atlanta PD, you've been hired!

00:56:44.980 Atlanta PD, you've been hired!

00:56:48.880 Atlanta PD, you've been hired!

00:56:52.820 Atlanta PD, you've been hired!

00:56:56.780 Atlanta PD, you've been hired!

00:56:59.940 All right.

00:57:01.740 Police is hunting us.

00:57:03.320 i think they're doing some severe damage to the uh credibility that a police department has by

00:57:11.100 doing stuff like this police is being a police officer used to be a noble calling you want to

00:57:15.660 serve the community very serious thing yeah and now you have this where the standards are just

00:57:22.120 fall to the wayside yeah and it's because they're black and you're they're singing and they're all

00:57:27.240 very overweight too they're out of shape i see a lot of uh you know puffy fronts and i i just can't

00:57:35.180 take this seriously and you know there used to be like a all-white police force or an all-white jury

00:57:40.980 i mean they took it seriously i think they took it seriously and now it's everything's kind of a pr

00:57:48.700 social media joke yeah and then even if you try to take it seriously it's like here's where everyone's

00:57:55.340 that here's you trying to take it seriously and now we need you to come dance down the hall for

00:57:59.820 the tiktok video even if you're a serious guy everyone's at this level yeah you're the random

00:58:05.360 white guy who applied to atlanta pd in 2025 and got hired and you dancing in the tunnel brother

00:58:10.800 so so hopefully they're catching the bad guys still um and it sucks that the normal people have to go

00:58:16.420 along with it and we'll go to our next clip now at tsa this is at the las vegas airport harry reed

00:58:22.180 airport and listen to what we got going on here

00:58:24.740 but you need a real id seven tsa workers singing while you're in line for an hour

00:58:52.160 in 10 minutes about to miss your flight a captive audience your prison a prison audience it's weird

00:58:58.940 like in both of these examples all of these workers are allowed to express themselves yeah and

00:59:06.540 you work you are these are federal employees right yeah so it's like federal and state i mean or city

00:59:11.760 employees like you're a police officer or a tsa agent don't worry about singing yeah that's like zero

00:59:17.960 on it don't worry about it don't worry about singing don't worry about social media it seems

00:59:22.880 like everybody's getting into everything and the cops just need to be cops if you want to do social

00:59:27.980 media on your own time fine have fun you're forcing everybody to go down a tunnel with the fat ladies

00:59:32.600 yeah or do it like saint lucy pd does oh we arrested this guy in a hellcat going under hold up and pull up

00:59:38.320 his dreadlocks this guy thought he could get into saint lucy county with 100 pounds of heroin

00:59:43.140 they hold up a scalp that's good social media yeah not this all right so on the theme of retarded

00:59:50.740 singing uh there was a band performance in portland you guys are gonna like

00:59:55.320 my friends say that i'm growing up but i feel like growing up i feel like growing up

01:00:05.020 my friends say we'll sing this really loud but unless a stranger sings this i won't really feel proud

01:00:14.100 my friends say that i'm growing up but i feel like growing up i feel like yeah didn't sound bad

01:00:24.000 i'm not i'm not here to just rag they they did it but it's the look of the of the bunch that makes

01:00:29.840 it a red flag did you see what i saw cool guy yeah the cool guy there he is cool guy with the red mohawk

01:00:36.140 got my hand in my pocket i'm just chill guy i'm at the park just playing songs and shit yeah i'm a

01:00:42.040 chill guy just relaxing got my hand in my pocket i'm cool guy i put one hand in my pocket the other

01:00:46.760 one's out no big deal we're just chilling out here outside my hand in my pocket um the one thing that

01:00:51.820 i thought about when i saw this is like these people you know they're they're the trans they're

01:00:56.700 allies whatever they're having a good time they're doing their little sing-song shit um and a group like

01:01:04.760 this likes to believe that they're like oh we're open we're welcoming whatever like anybody can join

01:01:10.080 but i think the ideology in this group is so narrow there's such a narrow acceptable standard

01:01:17.120 of views that if you have the wrong opinion on like the slightest thing you'd get kicked out of

01:01:21.840 this like so true they pretend that they're like progressive and accepting of everybody and tolerant

01:01:26.460 and that's the problem no one else is tolerant and it's like you're not tolerant to us you just have

01:01:31.360 to have the most insane narrow views on everything like maybe even you know republicans right wingers

01:01:38.160 republicans there's kind of like a wide range like oh i'm more of a make america healthy again mom and

01:01:43.660 i'm on this bandwagon and i don't really believe in this and there's the people who are very you know

01:01:49.080 abortion is their main thing save the kids and like there's a bigger tent this people getting this

01:01:56.220 sing-song shit you gotta have you gotta think xyz the list goes on and on and if they find out you

01:02:01.760 think one thing wrong i think they'd kick you out or get physical and or try to get physical or they

01:02:08.400 surround you at least and no one in that group is happy with their lives and no one is in control of

01:02:14.040 their lives that's why they all have purple hair and stupid tattoos like with the only freedom they

01:02:19.400 have that's what they came up with they take control on their body instead of at the workplace or

01:02:24.180 with their bank account or with their finances and that's what it looks like so and they're also the

01:02:29.380 ones telling us that they know a better way to live like they want to take the whole 27 trillion

01:02:34.620 dollar a year economy on their back and say hey guys let's do it a different way yeah we need to get

01:02:39.660 back to the indigenous roots the way that this country was done before listen to me i'm a fat purple

01:02:44.360 haired girl with a weird mustache let me tell you how to work the multi-trillion dollar economy yeah

01:02:50.760 hey cool guy and then the guy goes me with the hand in the pocket what's up me yeah i could help

01:02:56.040 what should we do with taxes oh tax the rich i got an idea yeah exactly they say in unison tax the

01:03:03.320 rich because that's the narrow set that they have to believe in right it's like no we can't do that

01:03:07.420 those are my friends and i want to take care of them i don't care about working class people and it's

01:03:11.780 like ah they think that's it and uh this was in uh portland i believe the band was and then in

01:03:17.920 oregon middle school is hosting and oregon middle school is hosting drag day encouraging students to

01:03:23.820 cross-dress during pride week students told to dress like a drag queen or king and their queer

01:03:29.420 hero during school's pride spirit week who's your queer hero uh that's a good question i don't know

01:03:37.360 i would have to do one sarcastically but i don't even think you can parody something like that because

01:03:41.980 then you're just gay i would i would pick steven miller if he was gay so it's maybe steven miller we

01:03:48.200 need to get these illegals out and then he does like a move like a bartender move all right i'm

01:03:53.380 with that yeah steven miller if he was gay is my queer hero okay you buzz your head and you add a

01:03:58.600 skull cap to it make your head bigger smart and that's it um someone had a good tweet captive

01:04:04.100 dreamer had a great tweet that uh summed up what we just saw as well the pacific northwest is very

01:04:08.940 weird looking people and he tweeted about it uh what is it about the pacific northwest that makes

01:04:13.560 its inhabitants the ugliest people in america gender goblins skinny fat masks everywhere it's

01:04:19.860 like a low budget horror flick rings true something bad happened it used to be lumberjacks it used to

01:04:25.440 be wilderness lumberjacks now it's fucking hipster doofuses and nike's still there i never got into

01:04:32.200 the pacific northwest i like the pacific northwest i respect it but now it's lost i think like the nature

01:04:37.900 of it i'm sure the mountains and the rivers and the fishing green lakes they have green lakes up

01:04:43.180 there higher elevation it's nice it's interesting norcal all the way up to washington the people

01:04:48.520 i i never there's not many people from that area from that area that i really like people live there

01:04:55.000 but people who are from there i never connect with those types okay interesting so everyone knows

01:05:00.060 interesting uh next away from me if you're from the pacific northwest all right speaking of trans

01:05:05.180 serial killers they go up there yes there were a lot of serial killers i think

01:05:09.400 hmm something we'll look into it we're scratching the surface something to think about all right

01:05:14.640 next is this trans person um this trans person's mom died and then they became trans and now the dad

01:05:21.700 is happy

01:05:22.540 dad's saying it's so cute and you have legs like mom you have mom's legs hi i'm darren marler host of the

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01:06:38.880 check out spreaker.com that's s-p-r-e-a-k-e-r.com yeah so you can kind of connect the dots as to what

01:06:47.040 happened mom died the guy lost his mind became mom and then dad's like going along with it because he's

01:06:53.020 probably sad mom died too but i don't think mom's dying wish was for that she was probably thinking like

01:06:59.620 have children settle down in the family in the family home you grew up in not dress like me go in my

01:07:07.860 closet and take hormones and try to look like me the best he can yeah whatever you do don't use the

01:07:13.720 life insurance money on gender affirming hormones yeah and it's like ah the one thing he did the one

01:07:19.300 thing your son did well while we're on that's very creepy dad talking like that it's one thing if you

01:07:24.280 kind of like vaguely support and you grit your teeth through it when you're enthusiastically you have

01:07:29.560 mom's legs to your son god help us all i think when that happens dad has the trans gene too but

01:07:37.580 never acted on it because the time wasn't right back then married a woman who married a gay guy

01:07:42.900 uh and now their kid has the trans gene too but this time in 2025 it's time to act on it so that

01:07:49.980 gene takes like a generation to fully develop into that i know you're kind of doing a bit there but

01:07:56.240 you're admitting that there's a trans gene yeah it's gay it's a gay thing it's a fetish thing i thought i

01:08:03.360 disagree with you there it's developed it is developed but there's people who are susceptible

01:08:07.960 to it i agree so if you're like a man and then your testosterone's low and you do get involved in

01:08:14.720 some sort of weird abuse at some point it epigenetically maybe triggers the trans gene

01:08:21.000 epigenetically yeah good for you good for you see i work hard on the show guys all right all right

01:08:27.620 next while we're on this topic of trans this is going to be quick i just found a couple clips of

01:08:32.280 middle-aged men in high heels so this is a guy going to a store he's going to a gas station he's

01:08:40.920 wearing nine inchers what the fuck yeah someone's boomer dad so bad i think you should be living in a

01:08:48.200 1.2 million dollar house that you bought for 300 that you bought for 300 grand in the 80s come on

01:08:54.160 and this next guy probably is and he just wears heels too and this next guy is a preacher and he's

01:09:01.540 got high heels too

01:09:02.800 all right you get the point good to see american culture being exported to africa yeah they can't

01:09:13.700 keep up the wells but they can wear heels i think he's misunderstanding it yeah i think he likes the

01:09:19.320 height and he probably makes him feel like tall and forward leaning and strong and he strengthens

01:09:25.260 his ankles or something makes his ass look good and he just kind of like likes it and he doesn't know

01:09:29.140 why all right let's get to our next clip this is a kind of a controversial clip maybe it's a down

01:09:35.140 syndrome guy who says he's gay let me tell you this so my boyfriend of course i have a boyfriend

01:09:43.960 become gay which means that my boyfriend that cream he didn't like y'all to flirt with me okay

01:09:52.920 he didn't like that i'd like to know who the boyfriend is and i don't want to know why his

01:09:58.860 lipstick is smeared on his mouth yeah what uh is this guy gay or is it did something happen to him

01:10:06.960 you really think he could be gay down syndrome people i mean they can be gay right but you know

01:10:11.980 how down syndrome people get swept away by stuff like they like wrestling yeah and they get like

01:10:17.220 into it um they like bowling like he should he should be bowling with a bunch of people who came

01:10:23.660 off of a bus at the bowling alley in a group and the bumpers are up yeah he should be bowling with a

01:10:28.000 group bumpers are up and uh the high score is 70 yeah and the little kids are other little kids

01:10:33.680 are looking and they don't really know what's going on in lane three and they're just like

01:10:36.580 locked in like what are these people eat a plain hot dog while he's there no condiments no toppings

01:10:43.060 that's kind of what he should be doing but it could be the same thing where it's like instead

01:10:47.060 of getting swept up into wrestling or making grilled cheese he got swept up into like lgbt shit yeah

01:10:53.640 yeah you know and we're in a tough spot because it's a down syndrome guy and then he's gay then he's

01:10:58.660 on social media it's like you don't need this buddy there's like a there's like a few things where

01:11:03.140 it's like all right he's a down syndrome guy he shouldn't be on social media he is on social

01:11:06.160 media he's talking about stuff he shouldn't be talking about that stuff is being gay and his

01:11:09.980 sexual proclivities it's like we should have not allowed this like three stops ago so i just wanted

01:11:15.880 to show you guys that because where else are you gonna see it yeah you're not you're not you turn on

01:11:20.620 fox news they're gonna show you this absolutely not you're right that's a differentiator you're right

01:11:25.040 this show i don't mean to like get all hyped up on the show this show show it's a very it's a

01:11:32.080 one-of-one show eclectic eclectic there's no other place on the internet like this and this

01:11:37.240 other person he was saying stop flirting with me you're making my boyfriend jealous and it's similar

01:11:42.300 to this next clip this woman i believe uh has the same issue sorry guys you can't have me i'm all

01:11:49.620 mr branches y'all are take i'm taking so nobody can like me so that's it for me

01:11:57.460 so if y'all get on here so i think what happened was he probably saw her like messaging somebody

01:12:05.040 and now she has to do like the hostage video like sorry guys it's done you've been talking to me we

01:12:10.880 can't talk anymore because i'm this guy's so i think i just you know wanted to show everyone how

01:12:16.140 that played out all right so we run like you wanted to bully that that poor woman but i could

01:12:21.820 see the hostage scenario i just like showing videos that you guys aren't gonna see okay should we show this

01:12:26.620 next one or should we put that in bonus land let's let's just show it and be quick with it um this is

01:12:31.320 a certain type of mom doing a certain type of social media with you know like back to the down

01:12:37.080 syndrome social media guy i don't know who this is for or why they're doing it but let's just play it

01:12:41.900 imagine there's music playing in the background she's got a whole choreographed thing everyone in the

01:12:50.640 family has a role dad's running around and mom's in front of the camera the whole time doing a whole

01:12:57.560 dance showing her body

01:13:00.480 so dad's gay and mom's crazy camera's on the tripod mom's some sort of theater kid

01:13:09.580 she's roping her young children into this and then not even putting them at the center of it like it's

01:13:14.820 about them like mom is the head lip syncer number one body mover on camera the whole time i'm the

01:13:20.800 only one who can hit these cues i'm the only one who can pull this dance off you guys are side pieces

01:13:25.120 um what do you think how long do you think this took hours and then the kids are learning bad

01:13:31.200 lessons about social media yeah they're watching this and they're like oh this makes mom happy this

01:13:35.480 is what mom cares about most the the ipad is so important instead of like you know learning other

01:13:41.540 things in asia the kids probably learn how to do math faster they have contests and say oh instead

01:13:47.260 of cross multiplying you just boom boom boom and there's like different ways to do math faster

01:13:51.420 i think that's a big uh a big split in america people who like bring their kids into their social

01:13:58.920 media versus the people who keep their kids off social media and i'ma i'ma keep them off type of

01:14:04.480 person not incorporate them in your choreographed dance that's all about you yeah it's all about you and

01:14:09.260 showing your body bad bad stuff guys dad's too gay to stop it it's very bad and then the only

01:14:15.880 reason to exist is because dad's too gay to stop it dad yeah dad should be in charge and instead he's

01:14:22.040 doing his role he does a drive-by then he throws the balloon up hey honey why are you uh bouncing

01:14:27.180 around in a tank top on tiktok honey i don't think this is worth our time honey why are you leaving me

01:14:32.260 honey who dm'd you honey who are you messaging late at night my family's fucking over our daughter's

01:14:38.780 taking defense just do the videos make mom happy i don't know all right well that's the end of cringe

01:14:44.220 we're now moving on to urban decay all right our first clip of urban decay this guy gets rejected

01:14:52.200 and does not take it very well oh my god yeah i'm a killer i'm a killer can you please can you just

01:15:03.120 walk away please put that him on the face snitch

01:15:05.620 what is the fuck is that

01:15:09.260 oh my god

01:15:21.640 oh my god

01:15:21.780 what the fuck

01:15:28.840 and at the end it says he got a gun out his trunk and everything what the fuck people is weird

01:15:35.900 yeah and we've mentioned on the show before that when you hear the repeating get off my phone get

01:15:41.020 off my phone get off my phone it's going to escalate what we saw here which we can analyze data wise

01:15:46.760 once they laughed at him you hear the girls like laugh and they laugh and clown on him he does not take

01:15:53.340 that well and a lot of these urban individuals do not like getting clowned on or laughed at and the way

01:15:58.540 to come over the top after everyone's laughing is to see who's laughing now and you go to your car

01:16:03.600 to get the get the gun get the blick um yeah and this was if you guys didn't see at the beginning

01:16:08.560 this is like four women eating out uh outside of a restaurant uh and he cold approached they weren't

01:16:14.620 receptive and he ain't like being laughed at and that's how uh we call it fragility you know they like

01:16:20.480 to talk about white fragility i don't know what this was but it was urban fragility and uh you get the

01:16:27.200 gun out and start scaring the hose oh he's going to his car maybe he's leaving he's gonna head home

01:16:33.320 never never leaving never leaving once he laughed at him like that you had to know and this is the

01:16:38.720 sad part of like the nice cities where you you don't know who's out there and you don't know um

01:16:44.080 who has a brutal criminal record who's gonna come up to you when you're on the busy street eating a nice

01:16:49.420 pizza with a girl's night who's gonna come ruin girl's night right yep exactly and then girls this is

01:16:55.680 the joke that we always do it's like uh some man came over and ruined the night yeah like just a

01:17:00.860 man just a generic man and this kind of reminded me of a clip from this is an older clip but i wanted

01:17:06.180 to play i don't think we've ever shown it on the show this guy's trying to convince this woman to be

01:17:10.400 his baby mama and this is how he does it

01:17:12.900 say yes where did you shoot that is you gonna have my baby

01:17:18.360 say yes or the next one

01:17:21.340 she said yes she said yes he turns to his family she said yes it's time to facetime your parents and

01:17:46.940 tell him you're gonna have a kid is such good news he likes her he likes her urban romance urban

01:17:53.120 romance all right our next clip speaking of urban romance people don't take no for an answer they

01:17:58.160 really don't know how to take no and god forbid you laugh at them because they only know one speed

01:18:03.500 after that do yeah and it's 12 wounded zero killed do not laugh yeah hi i'm darren marler host of the

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01:19:04.100 spreaker.com that's s-p-r-e-a-k-e-r.com uh all right speaking of urban romance yeah and then i guess

01:19:11.640 that's a broader tip for people it's like game these people a little bit like i know it would cringe and

01:19:21.040 pain you to say but be like oh i'm sorry i have a boyfriend just being polite but like you really need

01:19:26.180 to be instead of uh like getting your point across you need to be manipulating these types of low iq

01:19:32.840 retards who are out on the street you know game them a little bit and it sucks that you have to

01:19:37.600 game them your night out is ruined oh i had to game a street rat guy who had an ankle monitor on

01:19:42.520 but sometimes you have to and uh you got to know what's dangerous for you and what's not right

01:19:47.240 exactly and especially if they're like aggressive or like aggressive panhandling or trying to sell

01:19:52.780 you chocolates instead of saying like fuck out of here i don't want your shit yeah that's gonna be

01:19:57.940 like what'd you say it's an escalator that'll escalate instead just go i'm deaf and if yeah

01:20:02.000 walk off and then some guy some street rat thinks you're deaf and you're not and who cares there's

01:20:07.480 an order of operations polite and then pepper spray season they have to escalate it for you to get to

01:20:12.740 pepper spray season it's a good point all right speaking of urban romance lovely night carriage

01:20:19.080 rides are not the same anymore

01:20:20.920 supposed to be a nice serene trip through the city the click clacking of the hooves on the cobblestone

01:20:37.200 road and just like that it's another cruise ship vacation scenario it's a shouting carnival cruise

01:20:43.800 ratchet fest and uh the streets of downtown memphis are littered with urban yelling they ruin memphis

01:20:51.920 with this i got a feeling parts of it were already ruined and then also the the why go on a horse

01:20:58.240 drawn carriage why don't you get the uber driver with the like disco ball and the subwoofers he's out

01:21:03.300 picking people up i don't think it matches you don't match horse drawn carriage with lil yachty or

01:21:08.820 whoever the song is right you'd think and then now they're saying also in locally in memphis new video

01:21:15.360 leads to renewed effort to ban carriages downtown you know ban carriages can't ride carriages after

01:21:22.780 10 p.m because everyone's so loud in them it's the same with the curfew oh yeah there's too many

01:21:28.260 teenagers out at night there's a curfew for everybody 18 it's like come on we know who under 18

01:21:34.540 we're mad about we can be a little more specific not the white kid with the bible and the books

01:21:38.880 you know yep um so in this situation a city had traditions and it became urbanified yeah so that

01:21:48.100 happens all over the country and then people when they move they're probably wondering what kind of

01:21:53.760 neighborhood am i moving into what kind of pocket what kind of community am i going to be getting

01:21:58.320 involved in is this the right place for me or has it been urbanified and then someone posted was

01:22:03.640 looking up an address the other day and came across this at an apartment complex you see some

01:22:08.640 little black kid going like this with no shirt on yeah and i was like yeah maybe you don't live there

01:22:14.680 yeah maybe if you if the the google cam brought you this you see that nice golden retriever walking

01:22:20.800 from the lake in japan yeah i could live there i could see myself there oh this looks like a nice place

01:22:26.360 what about sending my kids to thomas jefferson middle school you have any idea what it's like there

01:22:30.420 are the teachers uh are there well staffed well thomas jefferson yeah that's a historical figure

01:22:35.700 this must be a good school let's look up the google reviews and then you see yeah thomas jefferson

01:22:42.180 elementary school so he's fifth grade on the high end yeah and then maybe you want to do uh some

01:22:51.300 aquatic stuff okay maybe you want to move to a neighborhood and go hey what is the local turtle

01:22:56.580 shop that this new neighborhood look like if it looks like this you got a problem

01:23:00.360 stealing a turtle stealing the turtle young scientists collecting specimens for research

01:23:17.120 that's a botanist he's writing a paper he was inspired by the galapagos island tortoises and

01:23:22.520 wanted to do an experiment of his own so if the schools look like that the google street cam looks

01:23:27.700 like that and the local turtle shop looks like that you probably don't want to move to that

01:23:31.660 neighborhood yeah and if the carriages are allowed like that yeah it's pretty simple there's a lot of

01:23:36.640 warning signs everywhere yeah you know what's funny to me is like a big thing about uh realtors

01:23:41.860 is they can't tell you anything about the demographics or people who are there so you have

01:23:46.340 to go do that research yourself and get in back door yeah why is that you can't just tell me how

01:23:51.300 many indians are here how many black people are in the building i want to know i'm looking for the

01:23:56.100 answer is it a little dark in this neighborhood when it comes time to buy uh a house i'm gonna find a

01:24:04.580 realtor who will tell me and if they don't i'll find i'll find a new business elsewhere and then you

01:24:09.380 find a realtor who does and that's your realtor and you're on the same page he's probably a show

01:24:13.460 watcher yep exactly all right our next clip is a police officer clip you guys know we're not huge fans

01:24:20.800 of women police officers for obvious reasons it's just body weight it's a simple physics thing it

01:24:25.920 has nothing to do you know ladies we like them yep we love ladies they should be doing other stuff

01:24:30.520 don't love lady cops and then this social media clip says can the cop wife catch the husband this

01:24:36.300 is going around people are doing this like a cop dad with his high school daughter stuff like that

01:24:40.880 so this has been a big trend and check out this example

01:24:43.560 he's like a fat boomer

01:24:50.380 for the cutback

01:24:59.380 so he's a fat boomer and she's hauling ass and it's not even close and they do one lap around

01:25:10.140 the house and she says all right i'm done it's like a half acre quarter acre lot yeah and the

01:25:15.520 bigger problem she agreed to do this she thought she had him yeah and it wasn't even close another

01:25:20.980 problem she gets paid the same as jacked jujitsu cop mike cauliflower ear mike yeah they get paid the

01:25:28.400 same and he didn't get it he didn't get promoted to sergeant that's cauliflower ear mike didn't get

01:25:33.040 promoted they needed more diversity so the woman got promoted and as we've told you guys you guys

01:25:37.860 know this by now the problem with women cops is they get tried more than the jack jujitsu cop mike

01:25:44.580 yeah he is jacked and has tattoos and the criminal goes all right i'll just comply they see a lady and

01:25:51.760 they go oh i could take this lady and they run or they wrestle i could grab her gun if i wanted so now

01:25:56.600 the least physically qualified person is getting tried the most and that's like a double negative

01:26:02.120 that really gets you a widespread of you know what should happen spirals out of control yeah it really

01:26:08.720 does um and then to make it worse for these lady cops all the repeat offenders are being let out of

01:26:15.160 jail so we have here in new york hall of fame repeat offender with some 230 arrests is in trouble

01:26:20.940 again with four busts in the past month so they're letting the criminals out and then a bunch of the

01:26:26.540 cops are ladies it's not like all right well she's a cop in cape cod yeah and i think this is our high

01:26:32.760 watermark 230 arrests is the highest i've ever seen new record hall of fame is right yeah and then um

01:26:40.240 there's another thing in california coming out california senate votes to allow parole of violent

01:26:45.060 felons with life sentences this is why i'm kind of like pro death penalty is because over a long

01:26:51.480 enough timeline liberals will argue for anyone to be released yeah and it's like oh i've murdered four

01:26:57.620 but he's 80 okay so he should go somewhere now like he should be dead he should have been dead years

01:27:04.020 ago one of the guys is old but he stabbed someone like 37 times when he was 21 or something yep i think

01:27:10.460 you've ruined your life when you did that the phrase is throw away the key not put the key

01:27:15.240 somewhere where you can save it 80 years later we'll revisit this later yeah all right well that's

01:27:19.880 the end of urban decay don't get too down or too depressed we're now moving on to uplifting gold and

01:27:24.720 we do have some uplifting stuff today okay all right our first clip is uh some sort of yelling goat

01:27:29.880 thing

01:27:30.460 all right i like that guy yeah i like him too i like that thing ugly disgusting face he's got a

01:27:46.580 human-like voice that's something you hear out in the mountains and you go what the fuck was that

01:27:51.500 and then that's how you get like oh it's a sasquatch yes i heard

01:27:55.220 yeah it's just some weird goat okay that's a good point all right next this little cow um he gets

01:28:02.860 zoomies

01:28:03.560 and he likes to take off look at him if he stays that size i'd buy one now yeah

01:28:12.080 big shits yeah yeah they never move that fast again once they're older you know look how he's

01:28:21.420 moving man that's great good for him did you know that was possible not really not really

01:28:27.560 didn't rap boy's a smart guy you guys probably never saw that yeah yeah all right next this dog

01:28:33.200 has a great social life his friends come to get him in the morning to go play

01:28:37.060 he likes it and he goes and runs off with his boys for a fun day that's great that comes home and

01:28:55.460 there's no fences that's nice you know jerry has a good life you work a non-traditional job

01:29:01.560 some people you know the apartment dog and then they walk him and he's a labradoodle

01:29:06.400 that's a good kind of life for a dog friends come over and they go free run

01:29:10.780 some people get shots they all have tics yeah so all right that's fun for a dog yeah yeah yeah

01:29:18.720 if you get your dog maxine's it cuts their life in half whatever you're just fucking yapping about

01:29:25.720 something you have read half once you don't really know you get jerry vaccinated so you're cutting his

01:29:30.300 life in half yeah because you need to take him to the but i don't want a 20 year dog

01:29:34.280 all right whatever i want a 10 year dog all right next this guy this kid is fishing and he has a bird

01:29:41.060 friend this is like an animal themed episode you know yeah so he catches these little fish

01:29:47.740 and then he brings them up and he unhooks it and he gives it to his boy and their friends

01:29:58.000 it's a symbiotic relationship that's nice he likes it all right next this guy is trying to sell these

01:30:05.100 cars hello good morning again today is saturday well actually it's not morning it's about 1 p.m. right now

01:30:13.440 already but the other day i was posting the videos saying that i'm asking for the 50 000 for each car

01:30:22.560 and then a lot of people got mad at me and saying that it's not worth it so now i just want to do a

01:30:29.880 quick review of these cars so that you think if it's worth it or not it is all done inside out

01:30:38.260 you know interior exterior everything is all done inside out hi i'm darren marler host of the weird

01:30:47.180 darkness podcast i want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt spreaker is the

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01:30:57.440 podcasts to spotify but the real game changer for me was spreaker's monetization spreaker offers dynamic

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01:31:08.820 and with spreaker's programmatic ads they'll bring the ads to you and you get paid for every download

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01:31:40.080 check out spreaker.com that's s-p-r-e-a-k-e-r.com that's cool what is it like sand glass i thought it

01:31:48.800 was gum yeah but it's some sort of a little bedazzled all right so when the airbag goes off you get

01:31:55.580 shrapnel right in the teeth yeah it's actually worse if the airbag goes off yeah these aren't

01:32:00.200 street legal brother all right everything falls off yeah that was stupid um all right grand though

01:32:05.620 yeah 50 grand it's good business you only need to sell a few of them you don't it doesn't need to be

01:32:09.960 scalable to the public you have to just sell those three can you do it uh next this is an nfl linebacker

01:32:16.500 who now is a pit crew guy he has a new calling after his nfl career

01:32:20.180 that's cool yeah what do they call that a jack man or something jacker he's a jacker jack man

01:32:41.200 jack man good for him some people just have the uh the need for competition yeah and that's fun

01:32:46.800 you got a new little hobby and it's better than playing arena football that nobody shows up to

01:32:50.820 you know we're gambling go have fun with your boys yeah or gambling but that wasn't really

01:32:54.860 a competition thing so true all right this is truly uplifting there's pockets of america that

01:33:01.380 still exists like this this is an advertisement for like a store in rhode island yeah

01:33:09.940 look at that music right can't play the music but

01:33:15.720 look at all these well-dressed affluent white people everyone's attractive and beautiful

01:33:24.580 vintage cars vintage cars 560sl mercedes the golden retriever dad's in a blazer

01:33:32.160 retriever come on let's get some somalis here yeah this is america and it still exists there's

01:33:38.020 pockets like that that's rhode island yeah you know something to uh be uplifted about because

01:33:44.080 everything is not totally gone there's still this i know we still have it and you know we can all move

01:33:48.360 there part of it is like the established on the water nice area it's like yeah somalis can't afford

01:33:55.740 that to come in and ruin that you know cape cod martha's vineyard good for a while exactly and

01:34:00.580 they might be liberal retarded people who vote in a certain way they don't really admit what makes

01:34:05.940 their place so desirable so true and it's not just the land it's not magic dirt although it is

01:34:11.560 nice dirt uh the people there are what make it right and this last clip i forget the name of the

01:34:17.940 twitter do you know the name of the twitter pages comes from no they they post americana stuff and

01:34:23.740 they posted this picture the swing swing guys got a blonde girlfriend the young people flying on the

01:34:30.880 swing having fun living in america that's nice it's very nice all right well that's the end of

01:34:37.180 our lifting stuff we have a few shout outs unless rap boy has something no nothing nothing all right

01:34:41.840 happy anniversary to marcus and camber on june 9th they're og watchers they love the rob shit too

01:34:48.780 marcus and camber yeah camber maybe kumber camber like amber with a k yeah happy anniversary i'm glad

01:34:58.160 you enjoy the rob shit you know i wish we could tell you what kind of shirt fleck has just bought

01:35:02.400 because we gotta we we go more aggressive off the air on some of these things some of these bits

01:35:08.860 some of these bits and fleck has has a shirt that i think it might be the funniest joke of the last 12

01:35:13.720 months but it's a little it's a little bad should we do it in bonus land yeah we'll do we'll do it in

01:35:19.500 bonus we'll do the bit in bonus land but it's it's it's pretty gay it's pretty bad happy birthday to

01:35:24.540 walter on june 10th happy birthday walter that's a strong name strong american name happy birthday to

01:35:30.240 andrew on june 10th as well him and jenna love the show thank you guys those guys june 10th

01:35:37.100 strong day what was nine months before june 10th don't look into the details

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