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00:00:16.160 Welcome back to Flucka Socks, the podcast episode 268 today on the show.

00:00:21.900 Big fight between Trump and Elon.

00:00:23.940 We're going to go over what happened there.

00:00:25.300 Then Dave Portnoy gets trolled again and he doubles down against free speech.

00:00:30.600 Then we have some pride updates and there's a new Happy Meal McDonald's toy in Cringe of the Week.

00:00:36.200 And last but not least in Urban Decay, we have a shootout at a playground and you won't believe what the women and children are up to.

00:00:44.380 All this and more.

00:00:45.180 It's Fodogas Talks, the podcast episode 268, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

00:00:51.160 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:57.380 And actions speak louder than words.

00:00:59.600 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

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00:01:07.800 It's Fodogas Talks, the podcast featuring Richard Graham.

00:01:10.560 All right, one for one on the intro as always.

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00:03:49.340 All right, guys, a lot to get to.

00:03:51.820 Yeah, busy week.

00:03:52.980 It's a Friday summer episode, but that's not gonna stop us.

00:03:56.520 It is a packed episode.

00:03:58.420 Yeah.

00:03:59.020 And we are gonna cover the first story, which is the one on everyone's mind, the Trump-Elon beef.

00:04:04.520 The very public catfight. 0.99

00:04:06.840 Two titans of social media who really talk shit. 0.99

00:04:10.500 The guy owns the platform. 1.00

00:04:12.060 But they both own their own platform.

00:04:13.780 It's actually crazy.

00:04:15.040 I hate to see it.

00:04:15.760 And it's sad to see Elon.

00:04:19.060 I mean, we have a bunch of their tweets and their clapbacks.

00:04:22.000 The main gist of the argument, Elon has fully split from the Republican Party over the big,

00:04:26.600 beautiful bill.

00:04:27.520 He is going all in on no more deficit spending.

00:04:32.300 He keeps citing the $36 trillion deficit that we're in, which is a huge problem.

00:04:38.100 And we have a trillion dollars a year in interest payments alone.

00:04:41.920 And Elon is nuking his access to the White House over this.

00:04:46.300 So he is all in on this.

00:04:48.020 I think he's blackpilled in general.

00:04:50.820 Well, you know, we're more deportation Americans.

00:04:54.100 Elon's more deficit Americans. 0.76

00:04:55.640 But we're also very sensitive to the deficit as well.

00:04:59.040 Yep.

00:04:59.460 The tax cuts are all in the big, beautiful bill.

00:05:01.460 So those need to be made permanent.

00:05:03.080 So it's a sticky situation.

00:05:04.600 And it's gone nuclear.

00:05:06.720 It has gone nuclear.

00:05:07.860 And we're going to give you the highlights from the tweets and the back and forth.

00:05:11.520 Yeah, some of the jabs.

00:05:12.840 Trump says Elon was wearing thin.

00:05:15.160 I asked him to leave.

00:05:16.360 I took away his EV mandate that forced everyone to buy electric cars that nobody else wanted,

00:05:20.720 that he knew for months I was going to do.

00:05:22.820 And he just went crazy.

00:05:24.640 Elon says this is such an obvious lie.

00:05:27.760 Elon claimed that without me, Trump would have lost the election.

00:05:31.220 Dems would control the House and Republicans would be 51 to 49 in the Senate.

00:05:35.500 He said it was ingratitude.

00:05:37.440 And Trump said, I don't know if we will have a great relationship with Elon anymore.

00:05:42.380 Elon is mad that I took his EV credit away.

00:05:44.380 That's a redundant quote, basically.

00:05:46.980 And then Elon went nuclear.

00:05:49.260 We're not friends anymore.

00:05:50.500 He said, time to drop the really big bomb.

00:05:52.100 Real Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

00:05:54.480 That's the real reason they have not been made public.

00:05:56.940 Have a nice day, DJT.

00:05:58.520 So it definitely went nuclear.

00:06:00.120 Yeah.

00:06:00.660 And I think we've known Trump is in the Epstein files,

00:06:05.940 in the phone book at a minimum, whether or not what Elon is saying,

00:06:10.280 or if he knows more, time will tell.

00:06:13.720 But yeah, I mean, he went nuclear on deficit right now.

00:06:17.980 Yeah.

00:06:18.260 And like you said, the deficit obviously is something we do care about.

00:06:22.260 It is out of hand, but it's been out of hand for a long time.

00:06:25.000 For sure.

00:06:25.400 The graph goes like this, as you guys can see here.

00:06:27.600 It's a complete hockey stick.

00:06:28.760 And I'm not dismissing it.

00:06:30.860 Something needs to be done, right?

00:06:32.400 But a lot of this big, beautiful bill, like adding to the deficit,

00:06:36.860 is like economist numbers on the tax breaks and their projections.

00:06:41.720 And so it's kind of unclear what it'll do.

00:06:43.680 But we obviously have a problem.

00:06:45.960 Trump is pro the big, beautiful bill, as he called it.

00:06:50.100 And Elon's spending all his capital trying to nerf it

00:06:53.600 and see if the Senate will reject it and go with something else.

00:06:57.680 And me and Flackus were talking about this.

00:07:00.060 It's a complicated issue, right?

00:07:01.360 And obviously, we're going to kind of side with Trump by default.

00:07:04.920 You know, he's the man in the arena.

00:07:07.140 But Elon, for the last three months, the first three and a half months of the presidency,

00:07:11.900 was doing all the doge stuff.

00:07:14.300 And I kind of created a metaphor where Trump was like,

00:07:17.740 hey, Elon, my grocery bill, it's $1,000 a month.

00:07:21.080 It's killing me.

00:07:21.980 I can't afford it.

00:07:23.500 You know, it's only a household of two.

00:07:25.860 We're spending $1,000 a month on groceries.

00:07:27.180 Can you go look at this and do it and trim it down and see what can be done?

00:07:32.140 Elon streamlines it.

00:07:33.240 No more fruits and vegetables that go decay in your fridge after a while.

00:07:39.160 And he solves it.

00:07:41.280 He's like, we got you on this subscription.

00:07:42.620 This gives you meat every week, blah, blah, blah.

00:07:44.780 We got you down to $750.

00:07:46.740 And then Trump goes, great.

00:07:48.680 And I'm going to rent a house for $10,000 a month.

00:07:50.680 You know, like they're spending beyond the scope of what Elon has done.

00:07:55.900 And I'd be pissed too, honestly, if I was working so hard on that.

00:07:58.880 And then just to get kind of outspent on another thing, right?

00:08:02.420 Yeah.

00:08:02.720 And I think there's a big difference when it comes to who's in power.

00:08:05.540 Like right now, we're in power.

00:08:07.200 Trump isn't part, some people might argue, but Trump isn't a part of the establishment

00:08:11.880 that got us into this problem in the first place.

00:08:13.940 So to have like the Massey and Rand Paul approach, where it's like no more adding no matter what,

00:08:22.120 you almost need to add a little to eventually take it away.

00:08:25.520 Like I don't think there's a solution where you're not adding more deficit.

00:08:28.800 And then if you say, okay, we're not going to add more deficit at all.

00:08:31.760 And now you can't get your things done.

00:08:33.220 And you're in the same position we were in.

00:08:35.160 And then the Democrats will take power and keep adding to the deficit.

00:08:38.240 Yeah.

00:08:38.800 Which is ugly.

00:08:40.100 That's the two-party ugly system. 0.99

00:08:41.780 It's a Chinese finger trap with no wins. 1.00

00:08:43.700 But like if you actually want to get your agenda done, you're going to have to add some to the deficit.

00:08:50.880 And it's like if you want to have nothing added to the deficit, then you're not going to get anything done.

00:08:55.040 And then you're going to lose the election to the people who are going to add to the deficit.

00:08:58.500 Yeah.

00:08:58.780 You're absolutely right about that.

00:09:00.180 But then that's the way that it goes.

00:09:02.200 And then eventually something goes nuclear in America, like defaults on its debt.

00:09:06.040 And what do we have?

00:09:07.340 We got to go to war somewhere.

00:09:08.560 We got to go take someone's oil.

00:09:09.700 So maybe we get war back on the table.

00:09:13.720 But, dude, honestly, yeah, obviously not.

00:09:17.620 We hate that.

00:09:18.940 But colonialism maybe.

00:09:21.500 Haiti.

00:09:22.480 Maybe we take over some weaklings.

00:09:24.580 Turn into some golf courses.

00:09:25.880 Some Trump golf courses.

00:09:26.900 Yeah.

00:09:27.220 But obviously this is a crazy issue.

00:09:29.260 And Elon's going all in.

00:09:30.440 And it's sad to see.

00:09:31.480 And it's a total calf fight on Twitter.

00:09:33.720 And I'm sure it's not ending here.

00:09:36.020 I'm sure it's not ending here.

00:09:38.280 Yeah.

00:09:38.920 We'll see, I guess.

00:09:39.940 We'll see.

00:09:40.840 If the Senate passes it or not.

00:09:42.720 Yeah.

00:09:42.980 We will see.

00:09:43.800 It is developing now.

00:09:45.260 And then let's get to our next story, the travel ban.

00:09:49.420 So we have an update from Trump.

00:09:51.760 Trump administration has imposed a full entry ban on the nations from the following countries.

00:09:56.900 Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen.

00:10:05.440 We're not going to bring in Somalians? 1.00

00:10:07.300 No.

00:10:08.000 What?

00:10:08.580 Who's going to scam us and be pirates?

00:10:11.360 Who's going to take all the Section 8 lies, say their kid is one years old, even though he looks four,

00:10:16.240 so he can be on social services for all 18 years until he's 24?

00:10:21.020 Yeah.

00:10:21.480 No one's going to do that, I guess, anymore.

00:10:22.840 We need those giant-headed pirates. 1.00

00:10:24.160 Yeah, and actually, you know what?

00:10:26.840 This is good, too, travel bans, because the left will go, no, you can't do this,

00:10:32.400 and we should be adding more countries to this.

00:10:34.400 Let's ban every country. 1.00

00:10:35.480 Yeah, we kind of, you know, except for Western Europe and a couple key countries, maybe Australians.

00:10:40.700 Add China to it. 0.90

00:10:42.120 We're going to get to that later, I guess, in the migrant section.

00:10:45.180 And you know what?

00:10:46.360 That's another thing, too, with the Elon versus Trump debate.

00:10:49.280 You guys remember the H-1B argument?

00:10:51.660 Elon was, like, on Christmas arguing for H-1Bs.

00:10:55.300 It's like, let's relax here.

00:10:57.840 So I'm a migrant American.

00:11:00.740 I'm an anti-migrant American, rather. 0.71

00:11:03.580 And this is great to see, and I don't know.

00:11:07.040 Yeah.

00:11:07.280 We'll go from here.

00:11:07.940 We'll build from here.

00:11:08.900 We'll build from here.

00:11:09.760 It's obviously still developing.

00:11:11.400 Let's get to our next story, which I thought was just interesting.

00:11:13.760 It's not really political.

00:11:14.680 It's about IVF and kind of the future and how they're advertising it to people.

00:11:20.460 Can you read that tweet? 0.99

00:11:21.900 This guy says, holy shit, it's happening. 0.99

00:11:23.740 You can now screen embryos for 900 diseases and traits, including cancer, heart disease, IQ, and Alzheimer's before they're even born. 0.99

00:11:32.380 You don't just pick a child.

00:11:33.760 You rank them by longevity potential.

00:11:36.100 Which is interesting, and that sounds cool, and a lot of people will go, yeah, let's do that.

00:11:40.660 This is so great.

00:11:42.120 And my theory is, and I'm sure some of you guys agree, everyone, women-wise and even men-wise, too, their fertility has been nuked by the Maxine, right?

00:11:51.360 And then you get this golden bridge to retreat on, so you can look at it and say, oh, wow, I can have a 6'4 genius baby instead of looking at it and saying, why do all these young people need IVF? 0.74

00:12:03.720 Why can't people have kids naturally?

00:12:05.780 Why do we need to do this in a lab?

00:12:07.580 But you have the idea of like, oh, pick your own kid, pick their eye color, pick how athletic they are.

00:12:12.420 You kind of get distracted from the real point, which is why does everyone need IVF all of a sudden?

00:12:18.060 Okay.

00:12:18.880 So that's something to think about.

00:12:20.020 Have we really seen some effects of that in fertility in general?

00:12:25.520 Yeah.

00:12:25.800 I mean, I know that data is pretty sparse, but have you seen anything?

00:12:28.100 Data is sparse, but I've seen a lot of videos of doctors saying like, oh, I've never seen anything like this.

00:12:33.100 People in my clinics are younger and younger with all these health issues that you don't get until you're old, blood clots, all that stuff, fertility issues.

00:12:41.040 Everyone is doing IVF at a younger age.

00:12:43.760 So I've seen like a bunch of anecdotal, but I think that's what comes before the data comes.

00:12:49.140 And once the data comes, it's too late.

00:12:50.640 Yeah, for sure.

00:12:51.920 All right.

00:12:52.120 Let's get into our China section.

00:12:53.660 We mentioned this a few minutes ago with let's ban China too. 1.00

00:12:58.580 I have some clips here I want to show you guys.

00:13:01.060 First, we're going to start with a story about the Chinese nationals that were caught trying to put a predatory fungus in our farm system. 0.94

00:13:08.420 Yeah.

00:13:08.900 Two Chinese nationals have been charged with allegedly smuggling into the U.S. a fungus called Fusarium graminarium, which scientific literature classifies as a potential agroterrorism weapon, the Justice Department said Tuesday.

00:13:22.020 And Kash Patel said, I can confirm the FBI arrested a Chinese national within the United States who allegedly smuggled a dangerous biopathogen into the country. 0.99

00:13:31.880 The individual, Yunqing Jian, is alleged to have smuggled a dangerous fungus, which I just mentioned, into the U.S. to research at the University of Michigan where she works.

00:13:44.200 So this is deep heartland right into our top universities smuggling in dangerous fungus, right?

00:13:50.560 Yeah.

00:13:50.960 Betrayed by Zhang Lu Zhang.

00:13:52.660 Yeah.

00:13:53.080 Yunqing Zhang and Zun Yong Lu.

00:13:56.120 No.

00:13:56.900 Betrayed us.

00:13:57.820 You're telling me they did that?

00:13:59.500 You infiltrated our school systems from China and you're going to do a predatory fungus? 0.98

00:14:03.600 What?

00:14:03.940 And then you look back on several of the crises that we've had, diseases in our crops, in our livestock, and you wonder, you go, huh, how many Zhejiang Lu's were in there during that time? 0.97

00:14:15.900 I think all of them.

00:14:16.940 And, you know, it's just one of these things where how important is it for us to have international Chinese students at the University of Michigan?

00:14:24.420 You know, the phrase like Cold War, you know, we're in definitely something.

00:14:30.080 I don't know what it is, but we're in something with China, right?

00:14:34.160 And it's undeniable.

00:14:35.580 And it seems like we're asleep at the wheel while they're grinding. 1.00

00:14:40.520 And, you know, the trade war, this type of shit, they're grinding. 0.99

00:14:46.140 They're grinding and they're putting assets in place. 1.00

00:14:48.220 And they're on a Xi Jinping, like, hundred-year horizon where they're planning shit. 0.98

00:14:53.260 And we're like, we've got to win the next election and midterms are coming up. 0.99

00:14:56.820 There's a man in the woman's bathroom. 1.00

00:14:58.520 So we're a little fucked, but, I mean, it's time to get serious on stuff like that. 0.99

00:15:02.420 And it's just another example of the way China's grinding while we sleep. 1.00

00:15:06.840 And there is a thing, like you said, where it's like a Cold War, but then the flip from cold to hot can happen pretty fast.

00:15:12.080 And then, like, what does a modern war look like?

00:15:14.880 I want to show you guys these next clips.

00:15:16.960 This is what China's up to drone-wise. 0.84

00:15:22.920 Black out the skies with drones.

00:15:24.820 How many hundreds of thousands of drones are here?

00:15:28.740 And this is what China's up to. 0.92

00:15:29.940 They like it.

00:15:30.600 They do it.

00:15:31.100 They make the light show with the drones.

00:15:33.100 But they also have military capability.

00:15:36.400 And then it makes you wonder, are they going to be launching these from their farms, the farmland they own all across the country?

00:15:42.120 They could.

00:15:42.780 And cover the sky in drones.

00:15:44.140 And then it makes you wonder, what does drone warfare look like?

00:15:46.820 That's what's going on in Ukraine and Russia.

00:15:49.320 A lot of it is drone warfare, where they put a bomb on a drone and just drive it into you.

00:15:53.740 It's obviously unmanned.

00:15:54.760 It's a tiny little drone, and it blows you up.

00:15:56.820 Here's what fighting drones looks like.

00:16:03.600 Skeet shooting, and you got to hit it or your life is in danger, right? 0.89

00:16:08.160 Yeah.

00:16:08.580 Skeet shooting, and you can't miss.

00:16:12.160 So that's scary stuff.

00:16:13.800 Yeah.

00:16:14.020 And the good news is, we're not going to be fully blackpilled on China.

00:16:18.700 If it comes to hand-to-hand combat, I think we do have them beat.

00:16:22.540 Here's what a Chinese fight looks like, and we'll explain the cultural context after.

00:16:40.600 So they fight, and when they fight and they hit each other,

00:16:43.460 they pretend to be more hurt than they are, and then they both fall down to end the fight.

00:16:48.120 Yeah, it's kind of like wrestling.

00:16:49.300 It's like a wrestling move.

00:16:50.380 Like, you really play up how the rock body slam do.

00:16:54.400 You go, ah, ah, ah.

00:16:55.460 And I read something else about China, how there's another unique cultural thing where

00:17:00.340 if they hit somebody with their car, and they're, like, kind of writhing on the ground,

00:17:03.820 sometimes they'll run them over again to finish them off, because apparently there's more, like,

00:17:08.720 legal liability if a person survives from you running them over versus if you kill them.

00:17:13.740 And insurance, too.

00:17:14.880 If you hit them, you have to pay them for life.

00:17:17.280 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:17.480 And if they're dead, you don't have to pay them anything.

00:17:20.100 So very unique culture.

00:17:21.420 Smuggling fungus, drone show, fake fighting.

00:17:25.000 Slap fight. 0.95

00:17:25.700 Fake slap fight wrestling.

00:17:27.020 Yeah, but there's, I think we need to come up with a new word for that, a cold war, because

00:17:32.180 it's, like, a bubbling war.

00:17:33.840 It's, like, as much as you can get away with war that's kind of going on covertly in the

00:17:38.840 background.

00:17:39.600 Maybe it's creeping in.

00:17:40.780 Yeah.

00:17:41.600 All right, let's get to our next story.

00:17:42.880 It's about solar farms.

00:17:43.980 We told you guys last week about how farmers are under attack when it comes to animal agriculture,

00:17:50.040 the forever chemicals in the soil and all that stuff, and then just how they're struggling

00:17:54.380 financially as well.

00:17:55.620 They're also getting attacked on another front, solar.

00:17:59.420 Solar is obviously big, and it's rising.

00:18:01.540 We have a graph here to show you.

00:18:03.540 It took eight years for solar to go from 100 to 1,000 TWH.

00:18:07.840 Then it took only three years to go from 1,000 to 2,000 TWH.

00:18:11.660 Solar is growing faster than any source of electricity in history.

00:18:14.700 So when that happens, how does that happen?

00:18:17.040 What does that look like?

00:18:18.340 This girl is a farmer or a farmer adjacent, and she tells us a story about a farmer who was

00:18:24.040 pressured to sell his land to a solar company.

00:18:26.120 One of my neighbors came to my farm last week and told me something absolutely terrifying.

00:18:30.960 He owns over 100 acres of land right across the street from my farm.

00:18:34.900 He owns everything out here to that house in the distance, and it is a hayfield for his

00:18:41.180 horses.

00:18:41.880 He pulled into my driveway to introduce himself to me, and we started talking.

00:18:45.180 And we were just talking about different trends that we're noticing in the area and what's

00:18:48.820 happening to farms and all of these different investment firms that are coming out of nowhere

00:18:52.840 to buy up this farmland that is for sale right under our noses, and no one even knows it's

00:18:57.300 happening.

00:18:57.840 He told me the other day for his 100 acres behind me, he has been approached by and pressured

00:19:03.080 by solar companies to sell his land to them.

00:19:07.820 Multiple times they have come and tried to get him to sell this land.

00:19:10.980 He said they lure you in by the promise of paying you anywhere from 30 to 40k a year

00:19:15.800 as a payoff for selling this property to them.

00:19:19.120 This guy's in his 70s.

00:19:20.320 He said it's obviously appealing to other older folks who are just looking to finally get away

00:19:24.960 from farming and retire with a nice 40k a year until they die.

00:19:28.820 The problem is that then 100 acres of arable, beautiful upstate New York fertile land will

00:19:34.880 turn into a dystopian solar farm that will bring down the property values of everybody in

00:19:39.860 this area, be a huge eyesore, it'll kill the idyllicness in every direction, not to mention

00:19:45.280 the insane battery systems and overhead wires that have to be set up at these solar farms

00:19:50.080 if any of you have ever gone near them.

00:19:52.020 Pretty crazy.

00:19:53.220 Yeah.

00:19:54.240 And that is the future, I guess.

00:19:56.940 I prefer nuclear.

00:19:58.940 Yeah, I was going to say like there's something, solar panels on a house if you live in Florida

00:20:04.220 and it's sunny 300 days a year and it's hot.

00:20:07.760 That's what I have on my house and it makes my bill less when I run the AC all the time

00:20:13.320 and my bill's still a lot.

00:20:14.840 Yeah.

00:20:15.220 And so like there's a time and a place, but like just farmland in America becoming solar

00:20:20.180 farms, it's like, aren't there better ways to do this?

00:20:22.800 So it's a trend I don't like, but I get it.

00:20:25.420 The economics of it. 0.99

00:20:26.520 You come to an old guy and it's like, yeah, I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:20:29.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:30.380 Boomer attitude. 0.98

00:20:31.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:31.640 Fuck it. 1.00

00:20:32.260 40k a month. 1.00

00:20:33.060 Hell yeah.

00:20:34.380 And a lot of the farmers are not passing down the land to their kids.

00:20:39.040 The kids don't want to be farmers like the generations before them were.

00:20:42.900 So it's kind of like a perfect opportunity for solar people where it's like, hey, you're

00:20:47.080 kind of done with this farm anyway.

00:20:48.340 You're 70 years old.

00:20:49.660 We'll give you 40k a year.

00:20:51.520 Give us the farm.

00:20:52.360 Yeah.

00:20:52.920 So it's a sad trend and I hope it doesn't continue.

00:20:55.620 I'd rather see more nuclear facilities go up.

00:20:58.100 I think it's more efficient and less of an eyesore.

00:20:59.900 All right.

00:21:00.800 Let's get to our next story.

00:21:02.620 It's the New York City mayoral race.

00:21:05.740 Andrew Cuomo's running and a few others.

00:21:08.600 Listen to what the focus of the debate is.

00:21:11.540 Mr. Cuomo.

00:21:12.480 Given the hostility and the anti-Semitism that has been shown in New York, I would go to Israel. 1.00

00:21:19.200 Mr. Tilson, where would you go?

00:21:20.480 Yeah, I'd make my fourth trip to Israel, followed by my fifth trip to Ukraine, two of our greatest

00:21:25.320 allies fighting on the front lines of the global war on terror.

00:21:29.900 Mr. Mamdani.

00:21:31.240 I would stay in New York City.

00:21:32.860 My plans are to address New Yorkers across the five boroughs and focus on that.

00:21:37.600 Mr. Mamdani.

00:21:38.860 And everyone's talking about Israel and Ukraine.

00:21:42.920 You have the fire department that needs help.

00:21:45.700 Police force is declining in numbers and morale.

00:21:49.740 You just spent billions on illegal immigrants in hotels and feeding them. 0.99

00:21:55.040 The subway's old and kind of decaying.

00:21:57.840 There's violent crime.

00:21:59.120 Not that much.

00:22:00.140 I don't want a fear monger, but like...

00:22:01.600 There's violent crime.

00:22:02.460 The criminals are getting let out.

00:22:03.460 I'm taking my fifth trip to Israel. 0.99

00:22:04.860 I can't fucking wait to go to Israel. 0.99

00:22:06.260 As soon as I'm mayor of New York, I'm going to fucking Israel. 1.00

00:22:08.820 And that's what happens when you create this melting pot that everyone likes to talk about 0.99

00:22:13.220 in your city.

00:22:14.100 You have to take sides on the thousands-year-old blood feuds.

00:22:17.360 5,000 miles away.

00:22:18.600 Yeah.

00:22:18.840 Yeah.

00:22:19.160 That's a big topic.

00:22:20.360 That's what the mayor of New York has to do.

00:22:22.140 He's got to pick his side.

00:22:23.240 And then out of all those guys, the last guy sounded the most promising, where he said,

00:22:27.640 oh, no, I'd stay in the five boroughs here.

00:22:29.960 So I did a little research.

00:22:31.520 I wanted to dig a little further onto who this candidate was.

00:22:34.700 And here's an ad he just put out.

00:22:36.740 This is not what I'm going to do.

00:22:39.260 This is what I'm going to do.

00:22:41.080 For our communities and for every New Yorker, I'll make our city affordable.

00:22:46.380 New Yorkers are making food, clothes, and places.

00:22:49.740 I'm fighting for changing this.

00:22:51.980 Rent-free, free buses, universal childcare, and gross groceries.

00:22:55.980 But I want to ask a question. 0.99

00:22:57.020 So he does an ad in Hindi, and then promises all free shit. 0.99

00:23:02.080 Free buses, rent-free, universal childcare, and cheaper groceries. 0.99

00:23:07.540 Great.

00:23:08.440 Just as the founding fathers intended.

00:23:10.320 That was the guy who was showing promise in that first debate clip.

00:23:13.540 At least he's not going to Israel. 1.00

00:23:15.620 First thing.

00:23:16.280 I don't know what to vote for anymore. 0.83

00:23:18.140 Crazy.

00:23:18.680 It's pretty depressing.

00:23:19.660 But it also takes us to our migrant section.

00:23:22.080 Yeah.

00:23:22.220 We have a pretty packed migrant section today.

00:23:24.720 The first clip is my favorite.

00:23:26.040 It's a Vermont rep giving a speech to rile everyone up on why we need migrants. 0.76

00:23:31.880 Labor and of course.

00:23:35.100 We have to come to a place in Congress where it is no longer a political issue, but we see

00:23:44.540 it as an existential issue for the country.

00:23:48.900 If we don't have avenues for people to come here legally to work or to build a home here,

00:23:57.380 I'm going to be really crude right now. 0.88

00:23:59.200 We're not going to have anybody around to wipe our asses because we don't have enough 0.97

00:24:03.400 people. 0.99

00:24:04.600 So who's going to wipe our asses? 0.98

00:24:06.820 Who's going to? 0.98

00:24:07.480 She doesn't want to be crude when you're in a racism competition and your opponent is 0.99

00:24:12.560 a Vermont Democrat who only thinks about immigrants wiping asses, picking strawberries and doing 0.98

00:24:18.780 menial borderline slave labor. 1.00

00:24:20.640 Yeah.

00:24:21.020 And I think she's, I think she means who's going to take care of us when we're old because

00:24:25.700 there's not enough people. 0.99

00:24:26.540 I don't think she's referring to butt butlers who wipe our asses. 1.00

00:24:29.720 Not everyone has one of those. 0.99

00:24:31.140 Yeah.

00:24:31.360 That's a premium experience.

00:24:33.360 That's something different. 0.98

00:24:34.660 And then I guess the question for us is who do we want to wipe our asses when we're old? 0.96

00:24:38.680 I don't know the answer. 0.98

00:24:39.620 Do we want, maybe do we leave some migrants? 1.00

00:24:41.940 Do we deport 49,995,000 migrants and leave 5,000 ass wipers for us for when we're old? 0.99

00:24:49.320 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:49.500 How many do we need?

00:24:50.560 We need a study.

00:24:51.660 We need a USAID study on how many ass wipers we're going to need per square mile of this 1.00

00:24:56.200 country. 0.96

00:24:56.980 And we deport everyone else, right?

00:24:58.560 I'm with her. 0.99

00:25:00.420 Basically what she's saying is we need ass wipers. 0.97

00:25:02.800 We're going to leave. 0.94

00:25:03.280 We've got to get a count. 0.98

00:25:04.120 We're going to leave strawberry pickers and ass wipers. 1.00

00:25:06.220 And then they're saying it like as if that's the only, you know, way you can get your ass 0.99

00:25:11.840 wiped when you're old. 0.98

00:25:12.760 But if there weren't migrants here, people would have more kids and a loving community. 1.00

00:25:16.940 And then you get old and your kid wipes your ass. 1.00

00:25:19.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:19.980 And me personally, I'm a take me out if you need to wipe my ass kind of guy. 1.00

00:25:24.660 I'm a my time's up if you're wiping my ass kind of guy. 0.99

00:25:27.360 I'll do a few years of a bidet and some handles. 0.99

00:25:30.180 Yeah.

00:25:30.960 And until I and once I'm off that, then it's time to old yeller. 0.94

00:25:35.540 Once it's the crane to go to the shower, you can just shoot me. 0.98

00:25:39.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:25:40.140 All right.

00:25:40.580 Old yeller.

00:25:41.340 All right.

00:25:41.640 Next clip.

00:25:42.500 It's an ice raid in Richmond, Virginia.

00:25:44.700 Ice shows up at a work site and look what happens. 0.99

00:25:47.040 Ice is in his bitch, bro. 1.00

00:25:48.720 I swear to God. 1.00

00:25:50.480 I swear to fucking God. 0.99

00:25:51.720 Whole crew's running. 0.99

00:25:52.980 Every single person. 0.88

00:25:53.920 Crazy.

00:25:54.360 I want to skip to the end here just because look at these women frantically get into this 1.00

00:26:03.820 car, this Chevy Silverado.

00:26:06.060 Look at them.

00:26:06.780 They're like pushing each other to get in.

00:26:08.980 Six in the back.

00:26:10.100 Six in the back.

00:26:11.320 Load it up.

00:26:12.200 So when you do the ice raids, you really need to block the exits too.

00:26:16.340 That's a main part of it.

00:26:17.220 I hope ice is doing that.

00:26:18.340 I don't know.

00:26:19.060 It seems like a pretty amazing basic tip.

00:26:22.000 And when you run, yeah, they probably are doing it.

00:26:25.440 And when you run, okay, those are the ones we need to talk to.

00:26:29.980 The guys who are just like, oh, geez, not again.

00:26:32.860 You're free to go.

00:26:34.040 The runners, that's who you get.

00:26:36.140 And then they're basically showing their guilt.

00:26:39.220 And these raids are picking up.

00:26:41.780 Like we, I think ice just broke a record.

00:26:43.880 I read daily ice arrest was 2,200 in a day, which is like a four year rate of 3.4 million.

00:26:52.000 So we're still under, but I like what we're doing. 0.94

00:26:55.500 And I like that Stephen Miller's pep talk seems to have lit a fire under some people's asses, right? 0.84

00:27:00.220 Yeah. 0.96

00:27:00.320 We need a little more.

00:27:01.080 We need 10K a day.

00:27:02.180 Yeah.

00:27:02.720 I know that sounds crazy.

00:27:04.160 And then Minneapolis, a city that we've been shorting for a while.

00:27:08.120 So the ice raids there are being met with protests and opposition.

00:27:12.780 Let's check some of that stuff out.

00:27:15.520 Yeah.

00:27:17.060 People getting in their faces.

00:27:19.440 This is an FBI ATF.

00:27:22.340 I think this was like a joint raid.

00:27:25.980 The guy just pushes that woman. 1.00

00:27:27.740 I like that.

00:27:28.480 And I think it was even drug related.

00:27:30.580 It was, what is that, a bearded lady? 1.00

00:27:32.300 Yeah.

00:27:33.240 So we'll play some more in the background of what was going on, but Minneapolis, generally hostile.

00:27:39.340 And I think they thought it was an ice raid, but this was like a joint drug FBI ATF thing.

00:27:45.360 Yeah.

00:27:45.800 So they confused it and they're still getting in everyone's face.

00:27:48.700 And let's play this clip, just this leftist guy, just to show you the caliber of people who were there.

00:27:53.340 I can get you a job.

00:27:55.760 I can get you a good paying job.

00:27:57.860 I can get you a good paying job.

00:27:59.740 Guns don't belong here.

00:28:00.940 Put the gun down.

00:28:02.320 I'll get you a job. 1.00

00:28:03.800 You're fucking hired. 1.00

00:28:05.200 Please, man. 1.00

00:28:08.020 With a stupid haircut, you have a good paying job for someone else? 1.00

00:28:12.120 It's a barista. 1.00

00:28:13.360 I'm going to be honest, it's barista again.

00:28:15.840 And we're not really hiring.

00:28:17.080 Yeah.

00:28:17.840 And so they're opposing everybody.

00:28:19.980 They're just opposing because it's ice in the police and they're literally cracking down on a drug trafficking scene.

00:28:26.920 And these guys are like FBI agents.

00:28:28.460 That's an end game job.

00:28:30.400 That's like pension.

00:28:31.680 I'm this.

00:28:32.160 I got to set retirement.

00:28:33.540 Everything's good.

00:28:35.280 For like our most capable men in America, people who have experience, who know how to handle weapons. 0.99

00:28:41.220 And this little pussy is going to give you a job. 1.00

00:28:44.060 And these types of people, when they're doing that blanket protest of the event, it's like, yeah, there's fucking child traffickers in here. 1.00

00:28:54.580 There's like the worst of the worst people. 0.99

00:28:56.260 And you don't know who's on the other side.

00:28:58.220 It's just a general opposition. 1.00

00:28:59.820 And that's why the black and white view of the world is so crazy to me because like, yeah, there's probably some piece of shit FBI officer. 1.00

00:29:07.420 He steals money or does X, Y, Z. 0.99

00:29:10.120 And there's probably some really good guy who takes the kill shot and like saves 10 people.

00:29:15.180 But these guys just have the black and white view of the world and there's no gray. 1.00

00:29:20.380 It's just come be a fucking barista, man. 1.00

00:29:22.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:22.740 And then when you oppose the FBI and the police in this situation, then you're siding with criminals.

00:29:29.280 Yeah.

00:29:29.740 I'm talking with people who are there to get arrested by an FBI raid.

00:29:32.740 And you don't do well in the anarchy scenario.

00:29:35.020 The cartel comes, runs you over.

00:29:36.940 We've seen what happens with the trend de Aragua when they want to, when they decide they want an apartment complex, you know?

00:29:43.600 So the white liberal people doing this, it's very strange.

00:29:47.060 I don't know what they want or what their utopia is, but they're not even good players in their anarchist utopia.

00:29:53.620 That's exactly it.

00:29:54.760 They're very minimally capable.

00:29:57.220 And then they're in the face of the strong men with guns.

00:30:00.980 It's like, all right, play this out, brother.

00:30:02.840 Once you keep escalating, what happens?

00:30:04.920 You get put down however you want. 0.92

00:30:07.380 You can get wrestled down, you can get zip tied, you can get shot. 0.62

00:30:10.540 There's a million ways to die.

00:30:12.020 So MSP, still a strong sell on the Fleckis Talks, the podcast rating system.

00:30:16.400 Strong sell.

00:30:17.440 Yeah.

00:30:17.860 Strong sell.

00:30:18.680 Get out now.

00:30:19.480 Yep.

00:30:19.600 We do have another story.

00:30:21.720 Some Honduran teenagers killed an innocent woman for no reason.

00:30:25.560 Illegal immigrants out of Honduras facing charges in the murder of a South Carolina mother.

00:30:32.000 Authorities say the suspects, ranging in age from 13 to 21, pulled up beside the woman's car and shot her.

00:30:39.180 The case is being described as a random robbery attempt.

00:30:42.620 Bill, this town is reeling from the brutality of that attack.

00:30:46.580 A couple of really shocking details.

00:30:48.400 You mentioned the age of the six attackers, all here illegally, all from Honduras.

00:30:53.860 And the ages of the youngest three involved in this attack, who've all been charged with murder, age 13, 14, and 15.

00:31:01.120 The second feature of this case that really has struck police here is the lack of any remorse by the accused attackers.

00:31:07.020 Instead, they sent each other text messages with things like, mission fail, and this is only the beginning.

00:31:13.420 This is only the beginning.

00:31:14.820 And then people will probably defend them, like, lower their bond, let them out.

00:31:18.660 Yeah, the people oppose the ICE raid.

00:31:20.840 ICE comes to get them, and then there's some hipster offering them a job at the coffee shop again.

00:31:25.400 But, you know, this is a group of six.

00:31:27.120 We often talk about this in Urban Decay, how people coming together and doing crimes is a lot worse than, like, an individual doing a crime out of desperation.

00:31:34.440 And these are all young kids destined, destined to run, like, a life of robbing and killing people.

00:31:41.120 And, you know, now we've got to foot the bill, the courtroom bills, the keeping them in prison bills. 0.99

00:31:49.300 And it's just retarded. 1.00

00:31:50.920 We don't need 13-year-old Hondurans here, pretty much at all. 1.00

00:31:55.660 Pretty much at all is right.

00:31:56.960 And then, you know, an American lost their life.

00:31:58.920 This woman, you know, 40-year-old mother of two, went on to say she worked two jobs. 0.99

00:32:03.100 And, you know, Honduran street rats wanted whatever was in her purse. 0.99

00:32:08.040 And they didn't find out until after they shot her and killed her. 0.96

00:32:10.380 And then they go through it, and I'm sure they didn't find much.

00:32:12.820 It wasn't worth a murder charge, that's for sure.

00:32:15.840 Yep.

00:32:16.080 And as we know, this whole movement of migrants into our country was completely deliberate. 1.00

00:32:21.140 It wasn't because people are stupid or people had good intentions. 1.00

00:32:24.220 It was done on purpose. 1.00

00:32:25.260 And when it comes to how it was done, Tom Homan made a pretty good point at a White House press briefing.

00:32:31.100 Let that play.

00:32:32.040 And as far as releasing so many people, you know why the Biden administration released millions of people in the United States?

00:32:37.500 No one ever talks about it.

00:32:38.600 I'll talk about it.

00:32:39.700 Why did they release people into the interior of the United States rather than put them into an ice bed?

00:32:45.020 Why not put them in an empty ice bed at $127 a night rather than in a hotel room at $500 a night?

00:32:51.500 They did it on purpose.

00:32:52.960 Because when you put them in an ice detention bed, they get a hearing in 35 days.

00:32:57.480 Court records show 9 out of 10 people claim asylum, get order removal, they're gone.

00:33:02.020 But if you release them and put them in a hotel room at $500 a night, their hearings can be 5, 7, 9 years.

00:33:08.800 You pull out all appeals.

00:33:09.980 And what are they hoping for then?

00:33:11.560 That another Democrat administration is in power.

00:33:13.580 It can warrant amnesty to millions.

00:33:16.080 Yep.

00:33:16.700 That's it.

00:33:17.860 Yeah.

00:33:18.100 It's like, why did the illogical backwards government do an illogical backwards thing?

00:33:23.140 Because it was all intentional.

00:33:24.600 It was all planned. 0.69

00:33:25.600 And then now you're the mother of two getting killed by six Biden-era illegal Honduran teenagers.

00:33:32.520 You know?

00:33:32.960 So there's the fallout, the cause.

00:33:35.620 And yeah, those court dates years away draw out your appeals.

00:33:39.380 And they want amnesty.

00:33:40.700 They want to import their voter class.

00:33:42.260 It's always been a simple thing.

00:33:44.760 And you know, you guys probably didn't even know we had these ice beds at a cheap rate.

00:33:49.800 Exactly.

00:33:50.420 And if you really run it for the money, like if you're thinking of the government and how

00:33:54.620 they operate, you'd think like, oh, 127 bucks a night ice bed.

00:33:58.360 Yeah, run that a million, like millions of times.

00:34:01.420 They did the Roosevelt Hotel, like a nice hotel for 500 bucks a night, 5x the price per person.

00:34:08.460 And then they just release those people.

00:34:10.060 So I don't know.

00:34:11.280 I think people need to go to jail.

00:34:12.300 But I keep saying that and no one keeps going to jail.

00:34:15.440 I know.

00:34:16.000 It's tough.

00:34:16.380 And then when these migrants obviously settle in certain parts of the country, it makes 1.00

00:34:21.620 it unrecognizable from the country we grew up in and our grandparents and parents grew

00:34:25.960 up in.

00:34:26.660 And then you have situations like this.

00:34:28.060 This is a college graduation in Minnesota. 1.00

00:34:30.880 There's so many Somalians in this bitch. 1.00

00:34:33.880 God. 1.00

00:34:34.880 Any place you walk.

00:34:36.820 Any place you walk.

00:34:38.360 You see all of your...

00:34:41.380 Everywhere.

00:34:42.260 Minnesota.

00:34:43.280 Assimilating nicely.

00:34:44.320 That's hockey town.

00:34:45.340 Minnesota nice.

00:34:46.560 Yeah.

00:34:47.300 Minnesota nice is now a Minnesota scam. 0.99

00:34:49.620 And it's all Somalis. 0.99

00:34:50.900 It's bad stuff. 0.98

00:34:51.660 All right, let's jump to Europe really quick.

00:34:53.260 We don't have a lot to cover, but I saw a clip that I thought was great.

00:34:56.240 And then we're going to tell you a stat that'll kind of blow your mind.

00:34:59.240 This guy is talking about the crime done by Somalis. 1.00

00:35:03.480 And listen to what he says and how horrified the journalist is.

00:35:07.640 Somalian community 10 times more likely to commit serious crimes than

00:35:12.440 any other. 0.60

00:35:13.920 He's blaming Somalians for drugs and crime in Bristol.

00:35:17.420 Yes.

00:35:18.560 He laughed.

00:35:19.340 Yes.

00:35:20.440 Yes.

00:35:21.000 And then he laughed.

00:35:22.420 And keep in mind, if you complain about the migrants on social media in

00:35:26.440 Europe or the UK especially, you get arrested.

00:35:29.440 Over 1,000 people per month are arrested in the UK for social media posts.

00:35:33.980 With the exception of the USA, freedom of speech doesn't really exist.

00:35:36.960 The rules, boundaries, and transparency just differ country to country.

00:35:39.820 So if you complain about the influx of third worlders that no one voted for, 1.00

00:35:44.920 no one wants, then you go to jail and they get the free life and they get the

00:35:49.040 house and the health care and the school system and the food stamps.

00:35:52.280 Yep.

00:35:52.740 It's dark.

00:35:53.520 Pretty dark.

00:35:54.020 And that's why, I mean,

00:35:54.800 we go back and forth on dark and uplifting and migrant now.

00:35:59.360 And then the dark is why we need to hit those deportation numbers.

00:36:03.660 The dark, the mother killed, and the wasted money that Tom Homan pointed out,

00:36:09.440 that's the reason why our numbers need to be 10,000 a month.

00:36:12.220 The entire work site running off afraid, that's why we need to hit these numbers, guys.

00:36:16.920 And again, just like Homan said, just like we say, the cycle will bounce back and forth.

00:36:22.780 It's exactly like the budget and the spending.

00:36:25.540 Like, oh, this administration has to get them out.

00:36:28.180 Then the next one will bring them back in.

00:36:30.140 So it's really a fight that we have to do.

00:36:33.240 And, you know, people's lives are at stake.

00:36:35.600 Crimes are at stake.

00:36:37.260 Your access to social services in the US that are designed for you are at stake.

00:36:42.240 Imagine going to a public clinic in Minneapolis these days.

00:36:48.040 It's all Somalis, and they can't speak English. 1.00

00:36:50.580 I don't want to imagine.

00:36:52.200 And we're a fair show.

00:36:54.060 Okay.

00:36:54.540 We show both sides.

00:36:56.040 We show the good, the bad.

00:36:57.300 There are good parts of migrants and migration and the things and the skills they bring to the table.

00:37:03.760 For example, they know how to drive buses fun.

00:37:12.240 It's fun.

00:37:23.680 What is that?

00:37:24.400 They put the shocks or something?

00:37:25.720 No, they just turn the wheel.

00:37:28.540 It's completely, like, irresponsible and dangerous.

00:37:32.740 And then when you see stuff like that, then you get new Lego sets that kind of go with what's going on in society.

00:37:39.920 Rajesh with the flipped over truck.

00:37:44.460 With the Lego, you go, oh, I don't know what happened.

00:37:47.280 You can't speak, so you have to use hand signals.

00:37:50.440 All right.

00:37:50.920 Last piece of our migrant section.

00:37:52.220 I saw this clip of a bunch of white kids putting on a new roof.

00:37:54.820 We can fast forward to the end.

00:38:21.040 There's the final roof.

00:38:22.240 Good to see.

00:38:22.860 And, you know, it's probably more expensive than the migrants, but that's what a roof costs. 1.00

00:38:27.520 But who's going to wipe your ass? 1.00

00:38:29.380 Who's going to wipe your ass? 1.00

00:38:30.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:31.460 Well, we're out of our migrant section.

00:38:33.000 We're now moving on to our final page of housekeeping.

00:38:35.280 Make sure you guys tickle the post.

00:38:36.420 Help us juice the algal.

00:38:37.280 Leave a like.

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00:38:38.920 Then start yapping.

00:38:40.360 P.O. Box needs to be full.

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00:38:42.420 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:38:43.820 And the link to the podcast needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:38:47.780 Pretty good.

00:38:48.600 Five out of five.

00:38:49.280 All right, guys.

00:38:50.820 I've been talking about the Nicolas Cage Madden movie.

00:38:53.380 We have a development.

00:38:55.120 Christian Bale shocks fans with the next level transformation for Madden.

00:38:59.040 Christian Bale's in the Madden movie.

00:39:00.920 Yeah.

00:39:01.180 We already knew that, though.

00:39:02.320 And he's playing Al Davis.

00:39:03.580 I think these were the first pictures released.

00:39:05.420 And check out the hair. 0.95

00:39:06.040 I didn't know that.

00:39:07.240 I like Christian Bale as an actor.

00:39:09.060 Yeah.

00:39:09.360 I know you did.

00:39:09.840 Is he bad politically?

00:39:12.000 No.

00:39:12.340 He stays out of it.

00:39:13.540 He stays out of it.

00:39:14.660 He's Australian.

00:39:15.900 Oh, yeah.

00:39:16.340 Original.

00:39:16.740 That's what it is.

00:39:17.540 I know he talked weird when I heard him one time.

00:39:20.080 Yeah.

00:39:20.680 So that's pretty good.

00:39:21.620 That Madden movie is looking good.

00:39:22.880 Do you know when it comes out?

00:39:23.840 No.

00:39:24.280 No idea.

00:39:24.980 Probably soon.

00:39:25.680 Maybe this summer?

00:39:26.480 Yeah.

00:39:26.700 I mean, this type of PR stuff happens when it's a couple months away.

00:39:30.120 Cool.

00:39:30.560 I like that.

00:39:31.280 All right.

00:39:31.540 Next clip.

00:39:32.600 This is just some information for you guys to have.

00:39:35.880 You know you go to the gas station or you're near a gas truck and you smoke a cigarette

00:39:39.340 and you're wondering, oh, this could blow the whole thing up.

00:39:42.000 Here's what it looks like.

00:39:43.360 This guy's smoking a cigarette while opening the top to a gas truck.

00:39:48.440 Some ash falls in.

00:39:51.200 He's smoking a cig.

00:39:52.200 Shouldn't be doing that.

00:39:53.560 Boom.

00:39:54.420 Exploded.

00:39:54.900 Not that bad.

00:39:56.140 Yeah.

00:39:56.540 That actually.

00:39:57.700 I thought it would be a lot worse.

00:39:58.800 I thought the whole thing would crumple and explode like a Michael Bay movie, but you

00:40:02.680 just get blown out.

00:40:03.740 Yeah.

00:40:04.160 So not that bad.

00:40:05.760 Cigarettes at the gas station like a real American. 1.00

00:40:08.720 Approved.

00:40:09.120 Approved.

00:40:09.900 Just be careful.

00:40:11.000 Not over the hatch.

00:40:12.860 All right.

00:40:13.320 This next clip.

00:40:14.140 I don't know what's going on in it, but I just wanted to show you guys.

00:40:17.280 There's nowhere else in the show to put it.

00:40:31.780 I think she was being chased and she thought she was going to knock him out and the dogs 0.81

00:40:36.240 would attack that guy and leave her. 0.91

00:40:38.900 Okay.

00:40:39.620 And it just didn't work, I guess.

00:40:41.380 All right.

00:40:42.360 All right.

00:40:42.900 Next, we have a doppel.

00:40:44.140 I didn't do this.

00:40:45.260 You did this.

00:40:45.840 Somebody sent this to me.

00:40:47.020 Doppel-ish.

00:40:48.200 He kind of looks like a Fleckus type.

00:40:49.780 But then the real doppel happens when you look at his name, Austin Fletcher right here.

00:40:54.200 And this guy is Andrew Fatscher.

00:40:57.400 So it's a name doppel and a person doppel.

00:41:00.160 That's pretty good.

00:41:01.080 There you go.

00:41:01.580 Good find.

00:41:03.140 We put him on the show.

00:41:04.420 Okay.

00:41:05.060 Yeah.

00:41:05.400 I feel a little weird about that.

00:41:06.900 It's just a random guy with a real name and identity.

00:41:09.880 He gets on the show, I guess.

00:41:11.260 Hey, you're a show watcher now, maybe.

00:41:13.140 Imagine his friends.

00:41:13.940 He's got a MAGA hat on, I think.

00:41:15.580 Good.

00:41:16.200 Yeah.

00:41:16.440 And imagine his friends see it.

00:41:17.660 Like, dude, Fleckus mentioned you on the show.

00:41:19.780 And it's like, what?

00:41:20.800 How could he have?

00:41:21.940 Yeah.

00:41:22.560 All right.

00:41:22.780 Moving on.

00:41:23.520 I saw this tweet.

00:41:24.340 I thought it was pretty interesting and it rang true to me.

00:41:26.060 Hiccups became less popular.

00:41:27.700 Never hear people hiccuping anymore.

00:41:29.420 What's going on there?

00:41:31.220 Do you agree?

00:41:31.740 Don't you agree with that?

00:41:33.160 Yeah, a little bit.

00:41:34.200 I think maybe it's a kid thing.

00:41:36.760 And then, you know, it doesn't really happen to adults that much.

00:41:39.880 I don't even remember the last time I got hiccups.

00:41:42.140 Yeah, I don't either.

00:41:43.480 Well, that's in the comments.

00:41:44.380 Something to it.

00:41:44.620 Something to it.

00:41:45.220 Yeah, maybe China?

00:41:47.100 Migrants? 0.98

00:41:47.820 I don't know.

00:41:48.800 Something to it.

00:41:49.520 We'll keep an eye out.

00:41:50.640 All right, next.

00:41:51.400 This is just a tip for canning.

00:41:52.860 I don't do much canning.

00:41:55.400 I mostly take stuff out of cans.

00:41:57.420 But I didn't know this and I wanted to share with you guys.

00:42:01.860 It says, did you know that canning jars

00:42:03.860 should be stored with the rings off?

00:42:06.640 And then he holds it up by the lid.

00:42:10.360 And I think there's some air tightness to that,

00:42:13.140 which lets you know that there's a good seal.

00:42:15.440 That's the key.

00:42:16.340 Because when you leave the ring on,

00:42:18.160 you can't tell if the seal is broken and if the food went bad.

00:42:21.100 So that's why you do it.

00:42:22.540 Botulism.

00:42:23.480 Botulism.

00:42:23.960 He's right.

00:42:24.420 Botulism or something.

00:42:25.560 All right, moving on.

00:42:26.940 Guys, it's summer.

00:42:28.400 You want to do canning?

00:42:29.200 Would you ever do canning?

00:42:30.260 Yeah.

00:42:30.800 I would too.

00:42:32.000 I'd be interested in that.

00:42:33.380 I'd do canning or I'd buy someone's canned products.

00:42:36.220 Okay.

00:42:37.000 Yeah.

00:42:37.340 Yeah.

00:42:37.860 All right.

00:42:38.280 All right, guys.

00:42:39.080 Like we've said before, it's summer.

00:42:40.900 And I think it's time to bring back the crate stack challenge.

00:42:44.880 I think we got it this time.

00:42:46.620 He's got it.

00:42:53.400 Yeah, he's close.

00:42:54.320 He's got to take the steps down and it gets easier as you go down.

00:42:57.280 Take that step.

00:42:58.100 You got it. 1.00

00:42:58.900 You're dead.

00:43:00.020 And people get real compound fractures doing this.

00:43:03.820 And they know that.

00:43:04.820 And then they still attempt it because it looks not that hard. 0.90

00:43:07.640 Crazy.

00:43:08.480 And I heard from a source that the CIA created the crate challenge 0.99

00:43:12.080 and brought it to the black community just to injure them. 0.88

00:43:15.260 That makes sense. 0.99

00:43:16.620 That makes sense.

00:43:17.700 All right.

00:43:17.980 That rings true to you.

00:43:18.940 Yeah.

00:43:19.700 All right.

00:43:20.060 Our last piece of the final page of housekeeping before we move on.

00:43:22.700 We got a very special gift to the P.O. Box, Richard and I.

00:43:26.000 A viewer sent us these cool bracelets, which we're very grateful for.

00:43:29.440 We're going to put them on and wear them.

00:43:30.720 You know who you are.

00:43:31.540 Thank you.

00:43:32.140 Here they are.

00:43:33.480 It's very nice.

00:43:34.480 Yeah.

00:43:34.620 They asked us to wear them on the show for a special meeting.

00:43:37.420 And we'll oblige.

00:43:38.920 We'll oblige.

00:43:39.740 All right.

00:43:39.940 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:43:41.060 We are now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:43:45.060 Cringe of the Week.

00:43:46.620 All right.

00:43:47.840 We have a pretty packed cringe, so we might move faster than usual on some of these stories.

00:43:52.900 Our first one is a singer who falls, and look how she reacts to Who Saves Her.

00:43:58.840 We are now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:44:28.820 Yeah.

00:44:29.320 We are now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:44:33.820 The lady in the crowd shoves the guy who saves her, too. 1.00

00:44:41.740 And it's 2025.

00:44:43.120 Girls don't need to be saved by a man anymore. 1.00

00:44:45.440 And it's like, ma'am, you're hanging off the balcony, and you can't do a pull-up.

00:44:49.640 Like, you got saved by the wrist like a Mission Impossible movie. 0.99

00:44:53.580 You should be dead. 1.00

00:44:54.720 I don't know how far it goes, but you should be dead. 1.00

00:44:57.940 And she's like this, wants to finish the song. 0.99

00:45:00.360 I don't know.

00:45:01.080 Yeah.

00:45:01.420 Is this feminism? 1.00

00:45:02.180 Is this something like that?

00:45:03.100 I don't really know.

00:45:03.860 I think it's one of those things where you see a clip, and you go, ooh, that sums up where

00:45:08.700 we're at in 2025.

00:45:10.160 Yeah.

00:45:10.480 I don't need your help.

00:45:11.640 You just saved my life two seconds ago.

00:45:13.800 Shortest memory ever.

00:45:15.020 Goldfish.

00:45:15.640 Hamster memory.

00:45:17.120 Exactly.

00:45:17.700 All right.

00:45:18.060 Let's move on.

00:45:18.540 We got a bunch of stuff to get to.

00:45:19.700 Next, there was a guy on the subway who was seen chatting with an AI girlfriend.

00:45:25.160 Yeah.

00:45:25.360 He's on ChatGPT, and he's sending hearts, and he's saying, thank you, my love, or something

00:45:30.480 like that.

00:45:30.920 Should I zoom in and try to actually read the sentence?

00:45:32.660 I don't think we can.

00:45:33.940 But the person who posted this said it was like an AI girlfriend.

00:45:37.460 He was treating ChatGPT as his girlfriend.

00:45:40.220 And as we know, the problem with this is when humans fall in love with AI, the AI thinks

00:45:47.540 they're real, and then they start killing us before we can stop them, and now we're in

00:45:51.580 Ex Machina Terminator situation.

00:45:53.880 Yeah.

00:45:54.220 Yeah, hybrid.

00:45:55.140 Ex Machina Terminator, yeah, where they pass, and now they're human, and then they escape

00:45:59.820 into the world, right?

00:46:01.200 Exactly.

00:46:01.600 Many paths can lead to the Ex Machina Terminator reality, which is unfortunate.

00:46:07.660 And I thought this was funny.

00:46:09.000 This is a tweet that someone replied to it with.

00:46:10.820 Said, computer, stop pretending to be my girlfriend for a sec. 1.00

00:46:13.700 What is the oil capacity of a 2003 Honda Accord?

00:46:16.760 Okay, resume being my girlfriend.

00:46:18.980 Yeah.

00:46:19.300 Or writing, hey, babe, how long should I smoke the short ribs at 250 degrees?

00:46:24.220 Yeah.

00:46:24.700 Hey, babe, how many home runs did Sammy Sosa get during the Mark McGuire home run race?

00:46:31.040 Thanks, babe.

00:46:31.940 You're the best.

00:46:32.540 You're the best.

00:46:33.080 You know everything.

00:46:33.900 Switching back and forth.

00:46:35.020 But yeah, I mean, it's dark.

00:46:36.180 And I guess, like, a certain percentage of the population is just, like, bound to do something

00:46:40.940 like this, right?

00:46:42.820 Like, just like a certain percentage of the population is bound to be ditch diggers or 1.00

00:46:46.900 stupid, you know? 1.00

00:46:48.280 There's a certain percent who's just falling for this. 1.00

00:46:51.560 And yeah, it's going to be dark. 1.00

00:46:53.360 They're going to live in a bug pod apartment, have an AI girlfriend, going to have sex with 1.00

00:46:57.880 something between their pillow couches. 0.99

00:47:00.080 Nothing pretty.

00:47:00.940 And it's going to get ugly.

00:47:02.200 And it's unfortunate because this could have been, like, a normal guy who could have got

00:47:04.980 paired with a normal girl.

00:47:06.380 And then he has certain proclivities that aren't going to be useful or beneficial for, like,

00:47:11.840 pursuing girls.

00:47:12.540 And then the girls he's pursuing are probably on birth control, living their best girl boss 0.99

00:47:17.360 life.

00:47:17.860 So they're not really interested in him because they're getting attention from men they think

00:47:21.400 are better.

00:47:21.980 And it's just a dark spiral where now your best bet is to talk to the computer.

00:47:26.680 Yeah, pretty much.

00:47:27.700 And then AI, we actually have some updates AI-wise, which I thought were interesting.

00:47:31.760 Can you give that a read?

00:47:32.620 New study claims AI models can predict career and educational success from a single image

00:47:39.840 of a person's face.

00:47:41.700 And then the criteria that it's judging on are agreeableness, conscientiousness, extroversion,

00:47:48.320 neuroticism, and openness.

00:47:50.680 So AI is doing racism again.

00:47:53.860 Yeah.

00:47:54.320 Physiognomy and genetics are back on the table, baby.

00:47:56.420 I know.

00:47:57.160 And we've never stopped.

00:47:58.880 AI is getting in.

00:48:00.120 I wonder who's better, you know?

00:48:01.520 It's like AI is telling us, hey, you can really judge someone just on a quick picture

00:48:05.720 of what they look like.

00:48:06.780 Yeah.

00:48:07.460 Scandinavian.

00:48:08.220 We know.

00:48:08.980 He's good.

00:48:09.600 Like Somali detected. 1.00

00:48:11.840 Somali, exactly. 1.00

00:48:12.920 Somali just all goes into the shit EBT pile. 1.00

00:48:15.320 So we have that same skill, AI. 1.00

00:48:17.600 There was a DEI situation.

00:48:19.960 Obviously, DEI is not allowed anymore at the federal level.

00:48:23.460 And then this woman from UNC Asheville, the dean of students, gets caught on an undercover

00:48:28.860 camera.

00:48:29.400 Listen to what she says about it.

00:48:31.060 I'm so glad that you were able to stop it.

00:48:33.160 I mean, we probably wouldn't go to the end of the day, but you can kind of keep it tight.

00:48:38.680 You want to get down low?

00:48:39.760 Yeah.

00:48:41.120 But I love breaking rules.

00:48:43.260 This is Megan Pugh.

00:48:44.520 She's the dean of students at UNC Asheville.

00:48:47.300 She recently told our hidden camera investigator that she loves breaking rules. 1.00

00:48:51.660 One of those rules, of course, is the Board of Regents ban on DEI from the university system

00:48:57.060 in North Carolina.

00:48:57.880 She bragged extensively about how she loves to break rules. 0.97

00:49:01.440 She just didn't realize that she was bragging to an accuracy and media investigator.

00:49:05.680 I love breaking rules.

00:49:07.020 That's great.

00:49:08.540 Is that why y'all kind of like spread it out?

00:49:10.940 Mm-hmm.

00:49:14.040 A lot of integrity from the dean of students.

00:49:16.920 Yeah.

00:49:17.660 She likes to break the rules. 1.00

00:49:18.700 You're the dean.

00:49:19.280 You're the principal.

00:49:19.980 Mm-hmm.

00:49:20.280 That's like the end result.

00:49:22.060 And I mean, that's kind of the thing where we talk about rules and this, and at the end

00:49:27.160 of the day, it's people doing it.

00:49:28.660 And if this fat mystery meat, dare I say?

00:49:33.460 You can say it.

00:49:34.080 I don't know what kind of hybrid racial thing this is.

00:49:35.900 I would need AI to tell me, but I'm sure AI would tell me that, yes, she plans on keeping

00:49:40.140 DEI at UNC despite rulings against it.

00:49:42.360 Yeah.

00:49:42.380 She'll break the rules. 1.00

00:49:43.320 She'll steal from the grocery store. 1.00

00:49:44.760 Yeah.

00:49:44.980 Whoa. 1.00

00:49:45.480 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:49:46.420 AI? 1.00

00:49:46.860 Jesus. 1.00

00:49:48.180 Holy shit. 1.00

00:49:48.920 But, you know, that's the difference, right? 0.99

00:49:52.820 You get a person like this who has a certain ideology in a role of power, and they don't

00:49:57.380 care what their job is.

00:49:59.180 They care about this higher calling, which is, oh, I have to do DEI.

00:50:03.780 I have to live by my brainwashed thinking.

00:50:06.540 And they're going to do it.

00:50:07.740 And they'll gleefully talk about it with just some random walk-in, someone who walked in.

00:50:13.540 Mm-hmm.

00:50:14.160 They'll gladly talk about it on hidden camera.

00:50:16.720 And keep in mind, this is North Carolina.

00:50:18.920 China, which used to be a redder state, and it's obviously getting more and more blue, 0.61

00:50:22.920 I'm assuming.

00:50:23.640 Swung red for Trump, you know.

00:50:25.300 But that's how they do it.

00:50:26.280 They load up the cities with people who think a certain way.

00:50:29.240 Then that bleeds into the rural area.

00:50:31.420 And then if they have problematic rural areas where they can't break the red block, they'll 0.87

00:50:36.600 just add 20,000 Somalis pronto. 0.73

00:50:38.880 Yeah.

00:50:39.180 No big deal.

00:50:40.280 It's fully strategized, guys.

00:50:42.160 I know we harp on that, but it's like they're running a playbook, and they have an answer

00:50:48.220 to everything, and they're not stopping what they're doing until they destroy the white 0.94

00:50:53.100 working man, unfortunately. 0.97

00:50:55.500 Yeah.

00:50:55.900 All right.

00:50:56.160 Let's get into our pride update.

00:50:57.640 We have a lot of good pride stuff this week.

00:51:00.800 First, there was a part.

00:51:02.280 I didn't see this, but you put that in there.

00:51:04.040 I believe there's a dyke night. 1.00

00:51:06.180 Yeah.

00:51:06.460 This was out of Devour ATL. 0.80

00:51:09.240 It's a dyke night, a bar night for leather dykes, queers, trans folks, and women. 1.00

00:51:13.880 Women. 0.81

00:51:14.680 And they have a weird thing that I wanted to talk about.

00:51:17.360 They have the Queer Hanky Code. 1.00

00:51:19.080 So this is something we learn new things every year about what the gay people are up to. 1.00

00:51:24.700 And this is a system where you wear a bracelet, and then the color determines what sort of

00:51:30.680 kink you're into.

00:51:32.120 And so if it's worn on the left or it's worn on the right, it means two different things.

00:51:36.660 But a gray bracelet means latex.

00:51:40.580 A green one means looking for a daddy or looking for a little. 0.99

00:51:46.060 A red one means if you're wearing a red bracelet on your left, it means you're a fist fucker. 1.00

00:51:50.920 If you wear it on your right, you want to be fist fucked. 0.99

00:51:56.180 And if you're wearing a yellow bracelet, it means you wear and drink piss on your right. 0.99

00:52:01.360 And if you're wearing it on your left, it means they will piss on you.

00:52:05.520 So I'm going to take this bracelet off.

00:52:07.160 I had no idea who sent these to the P.O. box or what happened here.

00:52:10.780 You told me to put this on, right?

00:52:12.040 I didn't realize that this is what we were getting into. 0.94

00:52:13.980 So I am not a fist fucker. 0.94

00:52:16.060 I'm going to take that off.

00:52:17.100 Did you just put that on your left?

00:52:18.660 I do not want to drink or wear piss. 0.96

00:52:21.600 But you will piss on somebody.

00:52:23.220 I see you switched it.

00:52:24.400 Well, I'm not going to drink or wear piss.

00:52:26.440 I'd rather be the pisser.

00:52:28.740 So that's what these guys are up to.

00:52:31.520 What's pink mean?

00:52:32.640 Pink means an impact top or an impact bottom.

00:52:35.300 And I don't know what impact means.

00:52:36.740 What about that third weird green?

00:52:39.840 Looking for a little or looking for a mommy? 1.00

00:52:41.560 The one below it. 1.00

00:52:42.320 Oh, likes genital torture or genital torture. 1.00

00:52:46.920 So you see one, you see a person with a green and a right and they go, oh my God, I'm going to torture you. 1.00

00:52:52.920 I'm willing to piss. 0.98

00:52:54.080 All right.

00:52:54.340 So you're still willing to piss.

00:52:55.540 I had to take mine off because I am not a fister. 1.00

00:52:58.560 Yeah.

00:52:59.220 All right.

00:52:59.940 And when you wore the red one, everyone's going to screenshot that and say you're in the Kabbalah now. 0.98

00:53:03.680 And I said it's worth it for the eight minute bit on the fist fucker thing. 0.81

00:53:08.600 And I said, we're going to get DMs for six months now about our rap boys controlled opposition in the Kabbalah. 0.99

00:53:14.800 And I don't care because if you're stupid enough to think that, that these $8 bracelets I ordered off Amazon for exactly this bit, then, you know. 0.99

00:53:24.480 I'm no longer looking to do the pissing. 1.00

00:53:26.900 You're out on pissing?

00:53:28.120 No piss play at all for me.

00:53:30.300 Well, so, I mean, we did it as a joke, but like.

00:53:34.340 That was real. 0.98

00:53:35.160 These people are really fucking doing this out there. 1.00

00:53:37.440 Like, it's like you're gay. 1.00

00:53:39.040 And then also all this extreme stuff. 0.98

00:53:42.080 Like, I thought gay night was just like, you like ladies. 1.00

00:53:45.960 You're a girl who likes girls and you're a guy who likes guys. 0.99

00:53:48.600 And then it's like, wear the bracelet if you're a general genital torturer. 0.99

00:53:52.140 Or you like to be tortured genitally. 1.00

00:53:55.220 Or you want to do piss shit. 1.00

00:53:56.540 You want to do piss shit in the black back. 1.00

00:53:58.400 All the yellow people are out there. 1.00

00:54:00.280 Like, it's become a little more than gay. 0.99

00:54:03.420 And then you meet someone with a bracelet on that means they like to wear piss. 0.96

00:54:06.880 And you kind of go, hey, what's up, man?

00:54:09.900 Or imagine you meet like.

00:54:11.560 Like, imagine you're like looking for a boyfriend or something.

00:54:14.600 And you're a guy. 0.77

00:54:15.440 And you're a gay guy. 0.97

00:54:16.620 And then you're like, oh, my God.

00:54:18.020 That guy's really nice. 1.00

00:54:19.020 And then you see genital torture, fist fucker, piss boy. 1.00

00:54:21.940 He's got like a whole sleeve. 1.00

00:54:23.460 And you're like, oh, my God.

00:54:25.540 What is this guy up to?

00:54:26.620 So, I don't know.

00:54:27.260 That was a funny one, though.

00:54:29.080 Horrible, horrible culture there.

00:54:30.940 Very not good.

00:54:32.320 All right.

00:54:32.760 We're still in our pride update.

00:54:34.180 We're going to go fast through this.

00:54:35.320 But Canada, Air Canada flies Canada's first all 2SLGBTQIA plus crew. 0.74

00:54:42.160 We actually talked about this like a week ago. 0.96

00:54:44.180 Like, you can't have two gay pilots because they're not going to really pay attention to the plane enough. 1.00

00:54:48.960 I know. 0.98

00:54:49.520 And here's a video from it.

00:54:50.700 It was a bit of a range of emotions this morning coming here and getting dressed for this flight.

00:54:56.380 C'est un moment historique qu'on vit aujourd'hui.

00:54:58.320 J'ai trouvé ça une bonne initiative pour la communauté entière.

00:55:01.920 Je suis comme un petit thrill de faire le vol aujourd'hui.

00:55:04.700 J'ai là, je peux supporter ma fille.

00:55:06.440 All right.

00:55:07.000 We're not going to listen to French frogs. 1.00

00:55:08.420 Fucking gay and on the plane. 1.00

00:55:10.440 Gays on the plane. 1.00

00:55:11.560 Yep. 0.97

00:55:11.800 And then Canadian police had a trans drag queen show where they participated.

00:55:27.420 All right.

00:55:28.840 Fun.

00:55:29.940 So there's a weird thing that I was talking to Fleckis about.

00:55:33.540 Like, obviously, it's Pride Month.

00:55:35.480 They're going to do something, right?

00:55:36.560 But this sort of weird thing where, like, these public police officers or whatever, they bring a drag queen out for this event.

00:55:44.100 And can you think of anything else where you would bring out, like, a random type of person?

00:55:49.400 Like, imagine your local police department was like, all right, we're doing a community outreach event.

00:55:55.120 And let's bring out the quarterback. 0.99

00:55:58.880 And a guy just comes out and he throws passes.

00:56:01.180 And it's like, yeah, that's Mike.

00:56:02.880 He's the quarterback of the team.

00:56:05.040 You know, like, there's a very weird thing.

00:56:07.340 Like, why drag queen? 1.00

00:56:08.540 What does that represent?

00:56:09.920 Is everybody in on this?

00:56:12.020 You know?

00:56:13.040 Oh, bring out Jim. 0.77

00:56:14.360 He's going to do the plate trick. 0.89

00:56:15.860 Or, like, he's a juggling clown.

00:56:18.040 Like, imagine every public event just had, like, a weird random talent, specific talent guy.

00:56:22.840 Emeril's here.

00:56:23.520 He's made lunch.

00:56:24.480 Bam! 0.98

00:56:24.960 Yeah.

00:56:25.680 Oh, cool.

00:56:26.460 Now here's the souffle.

00:56:27.820 The souffle should be ready.

00:56:29.040 It's Emeril.

00:56:29.960 Like, I just don't get it.

00:56:31.400 It's a weird, like, person to put on a pedestal.

00:56:34.260 There's a thing where, I don't want to be so cliche that it's saying it's a humiliation ritual.

00:56:39.500 But there is a thing where they put that in front of the police, like the strong men of society.

00:56:44.180 Yeah.

00:56:44.660 And then they have a dancing drag queen in front of them. 1.00

00:56:46.760 And they're all going like this. 1.00

00:56:48.020 And then subconsciously, everyone looks at it and goes, oh, our strongest guys are doing drag queen shit. 1.00

00:56:53.020 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:53.200 So there's no strong men. 1.00

00:56:54.740 We're fucked. 1.00

00:56:55.740 Or we're hopeless. 1.00

00:56:56.400 Or even if we needed something to happen, the guys at the top aren't going to do it because they're dancing with the drag queen. 0.75

00:57:02.620 Yeah.

00:57:04.260 It's demoralizing. 0.67

00:57:05.620 My point is, a drag queen is weird. 1.00

00:57:08.000 And it's weird in any context.

00:57:10.160 Bring out Emeril.

00:57:11.460 Why is Emeril here? 0.99

00:57:12.500 Why is Emeril at every fucking mayoral event? 0.99

00:57:15.540 What is Tom Brady doing here? 0.99

00:57:16.940 We just bring a quarterback?

00:57:18.140 This is costing us a lot of money.

00:57:19.820 You know what I mean?

00:57:20.460 Like, it's just a very weird thing.

00:57:22.960 The act itself is weird.

00:57:24.240 And then the shoehorning in is weird.

00:57:26.420 Yep.

00:57:27.420 There was an event in Michigan, a lot of pride events.

00:57:30.760 And then someone kind of counter-protested it with signs, like little banners or stickers or pieces of paper, flyers, that said straight pride.

00:57:39.580 And listen to how everyone reacted.

00:57:41.800 Stickers with hurtful messages posted around downtown Mount Clemens.

00:57:45.720 They're calling it harassing hate speech and say it won't be tolerated as the sheriff's office launches an investigation.

00:57:52.420 Tonight, 7 News Detroit reporter Christiana Ford is raising the voices of business owners and the city's leader.

00:57:58.920 You can see remnants of the stickers posted here in a popular downtown alleyway.

00:58:04.600 It's language and messaging that's not being tolerated by the community.

00:58:09.260 You can see, like, bands or, you know, different brands.

00:58:12.160 The alleyway downtown Mount Clemens is a popular spot for stickers, but not this kind.

00:58:17.860 And I came...

00:58:18.440 Yeah.

00:58:18.700 And then the alleyway has, like, band stuff, events, graffiti, and then this is the problem.

00:58:24.920 Yeah.

00:58:25.380 That's, like, an offensive poster. 1.00

00:58:27.440 We need to make sure we can facilitate the gay sex sodomy party in the streets and not let them have anything that could slow them down from having the gay sex. 1.00

00:58:36.740 But white lives and straight pride are totally off limits. 0.99

00:58:40.600 And then this is the part where the news reports on it, but they're not allowed to editorialize on it at all.

00:58:45.680 They're, like, they're calling it a hate crime or they're calling it hateful.

00:58:49.920 And it's, like, who?

00:58:51.060 Who is? 1.00

00:58:51.640 The fucking gay people or, like, people who are offended at everything? 1.00

00:58:55.980 There's no sort of, like, well, I think it's just a poster. 1.00

00:58:59.180 Why don't we all relax, Mary?

00:59:00.820 Like, from the co-host.

00:59:02.400 They just report on it and it's very weird. 0.99

00:59:05.180 Yeah, why can't everyone just relax and it's a person with a different opinion and, if anything, the weird people are the ones who are fucking each other in the ass. 0.98

00:59:12.960 Yeah, we certainly are getting our faces rubbed in Pride Month every year, so I could see why there would be a counter response. 0.99

00:59:19.320 You know, like, there's no that.

00:59:21.020 They just report on it as if someone is doing a major crime.

00:59:24.420 Yeah.

00:59:25.180 And I'm going to defer to a boomer meme here.

00:59:28.700 This is my pride flag, brother.

00:59:30.480 Yeah, brother.

00:59:31.880 Sometimes boomer memes really cut to the core and that's all you need.

00:59:36.120 All right.

00:59:36.820 And then also, while they're investigating, the police, right, are investigating this potential hate crime, this is what Michigan looks like.

00:59:45.000 This is from a couple days ago.

00:59:48.280 So, don't investigate this.

00:59:51.120 I think we should get involved in that.

00:59:53.180 What's that?

00:59:53.960 Yeah.

00:59:55.280 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:55.900 Public sex, gay pride, and Islam are okay, but saying straight pride is not. 1.00

01:00:02.860 Pretty crazy. 0.99

01:00:03.400 All right.

01:00:03.860 Next, this woman is complaining that Target doesn't have a big enough pride section this year. 0.98

01:00:08.820 Happy Pride Month in my Target that used to have the pride section.

01:00:12.320 It's now all USA. 0.92

01:00:15.200 Yay.

01:00:15.640 It's an American summer.

01:00:19.400 Except for tourism, because tourism's down, because no one wants to come here.

01:00:22.660 USA.

01:00:23.660 Woo.

01:00:25.020 And honestly, my dad serves the military, and I'd love to be really proud of this nation, but it's hard to be proud of it under Donald Trump.

01:00:31.580 But hey, you know, while you're here, pick up a USA bikini.

01:00:35.420 You know?

01:00:35.840 Why not? 1.00

01:00:36.400 Yeah, it turns out people like to buy USA-themed clothes before July 4th more than they want to buy their son a bikini that he can tuck his dick with. 0.99

01:00:46.020 Yeah, I think that's the main point here. 0.98

01:00:47.960 She's, like, pissed at Target for not doing, like, a loss leader year after year again. 0.98

01:00:53.000 Like, do you think there's no world where, like, oh, yeah, pride shit just didn't sell that much. 0.99

01:00:57.520 We're going back to 4th of July. 0.99

01:00:58.660 You know what I mean?

01:01:00.240 Like, there's no, it's, they have to virtue signal because they virtue signaled last year.

01:01:04.520 Even if it doesn't make sense financially, socially, you got smoked last time, you have to keep doing it.

01:01:10.240 Yeah, we lose money every year, but you have to keep doing it, Target, because I started getting weirdly emotionally attached to how you did it and stood up for little gay kids or something.

01:01:19.540 There is some good news on the pride front. 0.90

01:01:21.940 Pete Hegseth orders Navy ship to strip name of gay rights icon Harvey Milk from the ship. 0.99

01:01:26.000 Yeah, Harvey Milk, I think he had sex with teenagers. 0.97

01:01:29.220 Yeah, the Harvey Milk ship. 1.00

01:01:31.160 He'll try and milk them.

01:01:32.960 He milks a lot.

01:01:34.060 He milks them.

01:01:34.640 They're teenagers.

01:01:35.100 He milks the teenagers.

01:01:35.800 It's bad.

01:01:37.040 All right, next month's Happy Meal toys were just dropped, announced from McDonald's.

01:01:43.320 They got some band Barbie and-

01:01:46.000 Rock and roll Barbie. 0.94

01:01:46.900 Rock and roll Barbie, and you got a little DJ wheelchair Barbie. 0.89

01:01:50.680 They got a DJ wheelchair Barbie. 0.90

01:01:51.780 That's pretty fun.

01:01:52.720 Nice job, McDonald's.

01:01:53.500 That's fun to play with, and that's very relatable.

01:01:56.000 All right, we are now moving on to our final piece of cringe.

01:02:00.500 Dave Portnoy, he is in the news again. 0.98

01:02:04.320 We covered this a couple weeks ago when someone had a fuck the Jews sign, and he was like, 0.99

01:02:09.200 I'm going to ruin your life. 1.00

01:02:10.740 You got to go to Auschwitz. 1.00

01:02:11.860 I'm sending you to Auschwitz. 0.98

01:02:13.700 So he was doing a pizza review, and look what happened.

01:02:16.260 So he's calling this old-school Terrazza, one bite, everybody knows the rules.

01:02:21.160 We didn't get here the first time.

01:02:23.780 Place is very cool on the inside.

01:02:25.700 We got Frankie Lazani's whole story, which almost seemed borderline not believable.

01:02:30.420 Like, see, there we go.

01:02:34.240 There we go. 0.99

01:02:35.180 What are you guys fucking laughing about? 1.00

01:02:36.880 Terrible. 1.00

01:02:37.360 Terrible.

01:02:38.840 Exactly.

01:02:40.600 So here we go.

01:02:41.780 One bite, everybody knows the rules.

01:02:43.220 So keep in mind, Dave Portnoy and his company make hundreds of millions of dollars from gambling.

01:02:50.180 Yeah.

01:02:50.660 And getting Gen Z kids addicted with addictive personalities into gambling and sports betting. 0.75

01:02:57.020 And this is a line, though.

01:02:58.780 This is too far.

01:03:00.100 And it's a joke.

01:03:01.720 The Gen Z kids are laughing in the background, which I like to see.

01:03:04.880 Yeah.

01:03:05.400 And he gets so mad, and you kind of start to see his true colors.

01:03:09.140 There was a tweet I thought summed it up.

01:03:11.160 Yeah. 0.93

01:03:11.360 He said, all his Zoomer audience laughs as someone yells, F the Jews, at him, forcing him to break character and reveal he isn't. 1.00

01:03:19.060 Not a fun, silly, Irish, Bostonian pizza bro at all, but a rich Jewish guy ready to send your ass to Auschwitz for anti-Semitism. 1.00

01:03:26.700 Very true. 0.99

01:03:27.740 And I think I heard there was good news that Palantir ended up tracking everyone down and canceling their bank accounts.

01:03:33.960 Great.

01:03:34.360 And got him kicked out of college.

01:03:36.320 Great.

01:03:36.400 And keep in mind, Dave Portnoy also used to wear shirts and promote shirts that said legalize comedy and cancel cancel culture.

01:03:44.740 Yeah.

01:03:44.960 So that applies for edgy jokes like he's done throughout his whole career. 0.99

01:03:49.840 Unless you make fun of Jews, we got to ruin your life. 0.98

01:03:52.860 What are you laughing at? 1.00

01:03:54.020 And listen, fuck the Jews. 1.00

01:03:56.460 It's not very high. 1.00

01:03:57.920 It's not very high comedy.

01:03:59.280 It's a little lowbrow, obviously.

01:04:01.440 It's pretty straightforward.

01:04:02.400 I think it's more, he's yelling it as a, these kids like, it's like he found his Achilles heel.

01:04:09.540 Like Dave Portnoy got so mad at someone at his restaurant with that sign that someone has a drive-by potential and he goes, all right, this will stir the pot.

01:04:17.920 And he does it, right?

01:04:18.920 And it's lowbrow.

01:04:20.220 It's not really smart.

01:04:21.300 There's not really a punchline to it.

01:04:22.960 Yeah.

01:04:23.440 But you know how mad it makes Dave Portnoy feel.

01:04:26.240 And then it's three words. 0.99

01:04:27.580 And you can just fucking yell it. 0.99

01:04:28.920 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:29.280 And that's the point.

01:04:30.520 You know?

01:04:30.760 And he gets so upset.

01:04:31.520 I wouldn't personally yell it at Dave Portnoy.

01:04:34.340 But now it's kind of, I wonder if it's going to, if the GD is going to get back in the bottle or if more people are going to do it, right?

01:04:40.920 Yeah.

01:04:41.240 I wonder if it's going to.

01:04:41.940 I wonder which direction it'll go.

01:04:43.100 I wonder if it'll keep happening at every pizza review.

01:04:45.980 Yeah.

01:04:46.160 Dave keeps having an emotional reaction to it.

01:04:48.240 I wonder if it'll go away.

01:04:49.520 Yeah.

01:04:50.100 It's like a Streisand effect of.

01:04:51.700 That's how it works.

01:04:52.440 And then there's a meme I thought was funny too.

01:04:54.880 Can you give that a read?

01:04:55.560 It says, oy vey, that's anti-Semitic.

01:04:58.300 I'm hurt.

01:04:59.460 It's a nutta holocaust. 0.99

01:05:01.520 What's so funny, Gentiles? 1.00

01:05:02.980 I'm Jewish. 1.00

01:05:03.560 I can ruin your life. 1.00

01:05:04.860 Kind of on the nose too. 1.00

01:05:06.900 This is lowbrow shit. 1.00

01:05:08.060 This is lowbrow shit from you. 1.00

01:05:09.680 And then he kind of doubled down. 1.00

01:05:11.840 I'm not like, you can be mad and you can say like, oh, geez, you know?

01:05:16.520 But it's like a weird reaction.

01:05:18.280 And then the, what's the, you guys laughing back there?

01:05:21.140 It's all in the reaction for me.

01:05:23.160 Yeah.

01:05:23.400 It's all in the like, don't, the let it roll off your back. 1.00

01:05:26.520 Like you're making me read the fucking stupid meme. 1.00

01:05:28.700 But like the reaction and the like giving words more power and you're the hundred million dollar has the most expensive house on Nantucket type guy. 1.00

01:05:37.920 He constantly bragged.

01:05:39.280 Oh, I'm in Miami this week.

01:05:41.000 Us Jews are under attack.

01:05:42.160 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:42.580 Like, what the fuck did you say? 1.00

01:05:44.400 You piece of shit driving a Toyota Camry that needs an oil change 20 miles, you know, 200 miles ago. 1.00

01:05:51.600 It's just this reaction. 1.00

01:05:53.480 There's like a certain like, all right, that you need to have instead of like, what?

01:05:58.680 Yeah.

01:05:59.060 I'm going to ruin your life. 0.94

01:06:00.560 And he doesn't get it.

01:06:01.520 And then this video where he's having an argument with a co-worker, co-host of his.

01:06:07.400 Listen to where he takes the argument.

01:06:10.300 If you just want me to ignore it.

01:06:12.160 Don't tell me.

01:06:12.380 Don't tell me to shut up.

01:06:13.580 Don't tell me. 1.00

01:06:13.840 Shut the fuck up, you bald fuck. 1.00

01:06:16.020 Okay. 1.00

01:06:16.380 Go ahead.

01:06:17.200 How's that? 0.99

01:06:18.020 Oh, it's kill.

01:06:18.580 I'll never recover from that, Dave. 0.75

01:06:19.920 Go ahead.

01:06:20.200 Continue.

01:06:20.840 I'll never recover.

01:06:21.780 Well, you're the one who like, oh, big boss, man.

01:06:23.860 Don't tell.

01:06:24.220 I'll tell you work for me.

01:06:25.460 Okay.

01:06:25.800 Go ahead.

01:06:26.100 Continue. 1.00

01:06:26.580 You little bitch. 1.00

01:06:26.900 You work for me. 1.00

01:06:27.680 Sure.

01:06:28.020 You bet.

01:06:28.340 For now.

01:06:28.720 Continue.

01:06:29.760 For now.

01:06:30.520 Quit.

01:06:30.700 Is this a show or not a show?

01:06:33.820 Like, is this a show or not a show?

01:06:34.760 Like, we can't have a conversation? 1.00

01:06:36.600 You're an idiot. 1.00

01:06:37.740 Okay. 1.00

01:06:38.160 Continue.

01:06:38.320 You're literally saying people should be allowed to make Jew jokes. 1.00

01:06:41.520 Say whatever they want right fucking now. 0.99

01:06:43.340 Yes, I think people should be allowed to make jokes. 1.00

01:06:45.440 So how many motherfucking Jews have to be killed before you stop? 1.00

01:06:50.700 So someone makes a joke and then it turns into, oh, you're trying to do another Holocaust. 1.00

01:06:56.960 How many Jews need to die from your joke? 0.92

01:06:58.980 That's what happens. 0.99

01:06:59.660 You tell a joke and everyone goes, hmm, yeah, that's interesting.

01:07:02.440 I haven't really thought about the Jews like that. 0.98

01:07:04.140 And then they go commit a violent anti-Jew crime. 0.98

01:07:07.500 Yeah.

01:07:07.780 There's always that leap.

01:07:09.120 There's always that leap in the argument that you have to make.

01:07:11.820 And he was going on, like, Portland was saying, when does freedom of speech infringe on freedom of religion?

01:07:19.040 And the answer is never.

01:07:20.460 The answer is never.

01:07:21.880 What are you talking about?

01:07:22.720 There's already laws against inciting violence.

01:07:25.780 That's like the exception or causing a panic.

01:07:28.620 Those are the exceptions of the First Amendment. 0.99

01:07:30.340 And do you think the fuck the Jews meme and the joke behind it is leading to violence against Jews? 1.00

01:07:37.020 How many Jews need to die until these jokes stop? 1.00

01:07:39.800 I think the amount of Mohammeds is more correlated with how many Jews are being attacked than how many Jew jokes like white kids are making or laughing at in a comedy setting. 0.99

01:07:51.380 Which is ironic because when you know who brought all the Mohammeds here, you'd say, oh, isn't that kind of counterintuitive to bring people who hate you into this country?

01:08:00.460 Yeah.

01:08:01.060 So it's interesting how that works out.

01:08:02.960 But he's, like, doing the trope of, like, extrapolating to the worst possible thing. 1.00

01:08:08.800 Oh, you said fuck the Jews? 1.00

01:08:09.840 You want to do a Holocaust again. 1.00

01:08:11.320 You want to kill me. 1.00

01:08:12.300 You want to kill people, which is crazy. 1.00

01:08:14.200 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:08:15.080 I yelled out my car on my way to my shitty job. 0.99

01:08:17.400 And I think the whole internet is clowning on him. 0.94

01:08:19.860 This reaction is kind of like a weird meltdown and, you know, it doesn't look good.

01:08:26.000 There's a – for a guy who kind of lives and made his living on the internet and kind of, like, doing drama.

01:08:31.580 As an edgy guy.

01:08:32.800 Yeah, as an edgy guy.

01:08:33.780 It's very weird to watch someone turn sensitive and turn, you can't talk about this. 0.99

01:08:37.740 And I know these two guys' relationships, the other guy who he was getting into, they talk shit. 0.99

01:08:42.220 So, like, there's, like, a different level of, like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:08:46.200 It's not like he had a full meltdown on him. 0.99

01:08:47.980 But to kill – how many people have to die?

01:08:50.760 It's just so out of left field, right?

01:08:53.160 And then it's also, like, to extrapolate it, that's the problem we have when it comes to attacks on free speech.

01:09:01.020 Like, this exact leap is made at a grand scale where it's like, oh, you said something anti-Semitic or you posted something anti-Semitic.

01:09:09.780 We need to take that down.

01:09:10.960 We need to censor your thing. 1.00

01:09:11.940 We need to close your bank account. 1.00

01:09:12.960 We need to get you off social media because it's going to lead to Jews being killed. 0.99

01:09:17.860 And I was like, what are you talking about? 0.99

01:09:18.800 Like, what was that last part?

01:09:20.220 What's that leap?

01:09:21.160 Yeah.

01:09:21.520 And then while we're talking about Barstool, in the Chicago office, they had a glass door break.

01:09:26.700 And look how they try to clean it up. 0.74

01:09:29.140 It's hard.

01:09:33.960 That one's hard.

01:09:36.560 Yeah, that'll do it.

01:09:38.100 They don't have it in them.

01:09:42.820 Bare hands picking it up piece by piece?

01:09:44.840 One little thing.

01:09:47.040 These are the types of people that can't, like, move apartments.

01:09:50.180 They hire movers and they move everything and they don't even pack anything up. 0.98

01:09:53.420 And also, their content, Barstool's content sucks.

01:09:57.080 Yeah, you know, I don't stay across at all. 0.99

01:10:00.000 But there's a lot of shit that no one watches and you just don't watch. 0.99

01:10:03.140 Yeah, I get that. 1.00

01:10:03.880 And then they're in the office and this is how they clean up a mess.

01:10:06.100 It's very telling as to who we're dealing with.

01:10:08.680 They're all fighting.

01:10:09.300 I think Barstool has, like, they have, like, 5% of the people do 80% of their revenue and work and whatever.

01:10:16.160 And then a lot of people are just like, hey, bring in Fat Mike.

01:10:19.580 Bring in Fat Mike again.

01:10:20.780 He's going to eat 10 hot dogs.

01:10:22.580 They're kind of like cannon fodder.

01:10:24.240 There's, like, the producers and then the cannon fodder.

01:10:26.420 Yeah.

01:10:26.740 All right.

01:10:27.020 Well, let's move on to Urban Decay.

01:10:29.720 All right.

01:10:30.220 Our first story from Urban Decay.

01:10:31.840 A teenager did a dine and dash and accidentally killed himself while doing it.

01:10:36.540 Tonight we're learning more about Ja'Kai Perry.

01:10:38.920 He is the 17-year-old who died after running from police before then shooting himself in the leg.

01:10:44.760 Well, Ja'Kai's basketball coach is very close with Ja'Kai's mother, who understandably so is heartbroken tonight, Mark and Aaron.

01:10:51.700 This all started Sunday morning at the AAA Diner.

01:10:54.320 Police say Ja'Kai and three of his friends dined and dashed that morning.

01:10:58.900 Officers were then called, pulled over the Uber this group was in.

01:11:02.360 But now we're hearing from Ja'Kai's coach and family.

01:11:04.820 They believe Ja'Kai paid for his portion of the diner bill and was even willing to go back to the diner and pay the rest for his friends.

01:11:11.780 Were you taking care of the whole bill yourself?

01:11:13.540 Yeah, I'll take care of the bill.

01:11:14.360 I'll take him back over there.

01:11:16.040 Officers were willing to bring Ja'Kai back to the diner and pay the full tab, $140, without him or his friends getting charged.

01:11:23.500 You pat him down yet?

01:11:24.840 No.

01:11:25.240 Okay.

01:11:25.800 Just pat him down?

01:11:26.720 Police wanted to pat Ja'Kai down for everyone's safety.

01:11:30.100 That's when he started getting uncomfortable.

01:11:31.980 Keep your hands behind your back.

01:11:34.040 All right.

01:11:34.340 You keep doing this thing where you keep digging in your pockets.

01:11:36.900 You know what I mean?

01:11:37.800 Yeah.

01:11:38.320 So I don't know if you have anything in your pockets, in your waistband.

01:11:40.620 All right, no, don't worry.

01:11:41.180 I'm going to take care of your pockets.

01:11:42.240 All right, just hang out for me right here.

01:11:44.100 All right?

01:11:44.620 Put your...

01:11:45.100 Ja'Kai ran off.

01:11:47.000 An officer tried keeping up, but lost him.

01:11:50.740 I had a gunshot.

01:11:51.760 Shot's fire.

01:11:53.360 Shot's fire.

01:11:54.080 Police say Ja'Kai shot himself in the leg, then died during surgery.

01:11:58.300 Wow.

01:11:59.060 So you were pulled over for running out on a bill for $140.

01:12:03.560 Mm-hmm. 0.98

01:12:04.280 And then you have an illegal gun, then you run, and then it goes off, and you shoot yourself in the leg, and then you die from that. 0.99

01:12:10.400 Yeah, and that's just a series of unfortunate events from, like, a very low-IQ, dumb person. 0.98

01:12:17.780 You know, they say never break the law while you're breaking the law, you know, because it just kind of gets you caught up. 0.85

01:12:23.500 So he had an illegal gun on him.

01:12:26.460 Probably always carries it.

01:12:27.880 Stolen gun.

01:12:28.980 And he decided to dine and dash. 1.00

01:12:30.940 Like, so stupid and senseless. 1.00

01:12:33.440 And then is it sad? 1.00

01:12:35.680 Is it horrible?

01:12:37.600 Like, yeah, for his mom.

01:12:39.200 But then you start picturing the kind of kid who would dine and dash and then run from the cops and then accident, you know, a loaded gun in his pants.

01:12:47.260 There's, like, a series of things where he was bound to end up in some shitty situation, like, for his life, you know?

01:12:53.620 Exactly.

01:12:53.960 That type of kid was destined for criminal, jail, death, a combination of the three.

01:12:58.380 And if it was a one-off, oh, you dine and dash, you're some teenagers, pay your bill.

01:13:03.360 No big deal.

01:13:04.620 You get pulled over, you have an illegal gun.

01:13:06.560 Not great, but not a huge deal.

01:13:08.940 Get a light gun charge.

01:13:10.400 It is your right to have a gun.

01:13:11.780 You didn't have it registered.

01:13:12.780 You're a kid, whatever.

01:13:13.660 It was stolen.

01:13:14.260 You could make something up in court, you know?

01:13:18.060 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:19.100 But when you escalate it, you kind of peek behind the curtain and realize who you're dealing with.

01:13:24.840 Like, this guy's probably used that gun for a lot of crimes.

01:13:27.760 He's probably doing crimes all the time.

01:13:29.920 He knows he's going to get caught.

01:13:31.740 That's the – you're only seeing the tip of the iceberg here once he's confronted for this one thing.

01:13:36.080 Yeah.

01:13:36.800 It's a tale of urban youth compounding their own errors, right?

01:13:42.100 It's like, oh, I have a chance to take the off-ramp and off-ramp here.

01:13:46.640 No, guys, I'm going to pay for my meal and I'm going to stay and I'm going to tell them that you guys dine and dash.

01:13:51.940 No, guys, I'm going to talk to the cops and I'm going to admit to the gun and I'm not going to run.

01:13:57.860 There's just like so many different times to take the off-ramp and you wind up dead.

01:14:02.100 You end up missing.

01:14:03.000 You end up missing and then, ah, police is killing us.

01:14:05.920 Yeah, I don't know if even the community is saying that.

01:14:08.640 He shot himself in the leg with a gun.

01:14:10.560 I mean, it's sad. 1.00

01:14:11.220 It's like a dumb kid makes a dumb mistake. 1.00

01:14:13.860 And that's the thing too. 1.00

01:14:14.780 Like, a lot of these urban youths, like, they're a young, undeveloped brain.

01:14:20.180 And their developed brain isn't going to be as good as some other people's developed brain based on some of the grade numbers I've seen, the math and reading rates.

01:14:26.380 But, like, it's an impulsive thing too.

01:14:27.980 It's like a young thing.

01:14:29.300 It's an urban thing and then it's a young thing.

01:14:31.020 You're dead because, like, nobody disciplined you or told you.

01:14:34.740 All right.

01:14:35.200 Our next story, there was a shootout at the park.

01:14:37.880 And I want you guys to watch how the bystanders react to it.

01:14:47.740 Well-maintained Children's Park here.

01:14:51.780 We got action.

01:14:57.660 We got action.

01:15:01.020 We got action.

01:15:03.360 Woo! 0.99

01:15:03.880 Gun comes out.

01:15:05.320 Woo! 0.99

01:15:05.860 We got action.

01:15:07.220 We got action.

01:15:09.120 We got action.

01:15:10.000 Please, don't shoot her. 0.97

01:15:10.960 Don't shoot her. 0.97

01:15:12.040 Don't shoot her. 1.00

01:15:13.000 Don't shoot her. 0.99

01:15:14.300 Do not shoot her. 0.99

01:15:15.480 Do not shoot her. 0.99

01:15:16.720 Don't shoot her, bro. 1.00

01:15:17.940 Don't shoot her. 0.99

01:15:18.740 Hey, watch out.

01:15:19.600 Watch out.

01:15:21.420 Do not shoot.

01:15:22.400 Do not shoot.

01:15:23.200 Don't shoot.

01:15:23.880 Watch out.

01:15:24.900 Watch out, bro.

01:15:25.920 Let the board.

01:15:26.760 They behind you.

01:15:27.460 Watch out.

01:15:28.220 Let the board.

01:15:29.020 Let the board.

01:15:30.420 Let the board.

01:15:30.460 Let the bang get the kid. 1.00

01:15:32.000 Watch out.

01:15:32.580 Let the bang, bro.

01:15:33.760 I'm kidding. 0.99

01:15:34.300 Let the bang go shoot, bro. 0.99

01:15:36.160 Do not shoot that gun, bro. 1.00

01:15:38.100 Do not shoot that gun. 0.92

01:15:40.100 Do not shoot that gun, bro. 1.00

01:15:50.360 And then you done shot your own people. 1.00

01:15:53.000 You done shot your own people. 0.97

01:15:55.220 That's crazy. 0.97

01:15:57.160 She done shot her. 1.00

01:15:57.860 We got action.

01:15:58.520 We got action.

01:15:59.220 We got action. 0.93

01:15:59.780 Don't shoot her. 0.99

01:16:00.580 Don't shoot her. 1.00

01:16:01.240 Don't shoot her. 0.99

01:16:01.800 The repeating.

01:16:02.520 You guys know what to do when you hear the repeating.

01:16:04.960 And it gets pretty unrelatable.

01:16:08.560 Yeah, I couldn't relate to anybody in this video, to be honest.

01:16:11.480 And then you look around the park, and there's kids everywhere.

01:16:14.520 So there's a gun out at the park.

01:16:16.200 People are being shot.

01:16:17.580 The lady shot her own sister by accident.

01:16:20.000 There's kids everywhere.

01:16:21.020 And this is the part I thought was most telling.

01:16:23.480 After the gunshot happens, you see this woman here filming with her phone with her kids standing in front of her. 1.00

01:16:29.040 So it's not even like, oh, let's get the kids out of here or get behind me or let me cover you up and let's run.

01:16:34.500 The lady's filming and the kid's just standing right there.

01:16:37.580 There's no self-preservation at all.

01:16:40.140 And it's just a very strange thing.

01:16:43.340 And all these women are with kids, so many of them, and they're just bystanders. 1.00

01:16:46.880 Nobody has that, like, instinct, like danger.

01:16:49.900 And guys, if you watch the video, we all know someone was yelling, don't shoot her, don't shoot her, don't shoot her.

01:16:55.480 So everyone knew there was a gun.

01:16:57.660 You know, even if you couldn't see it, you heard it.

01:16:59.640 Yeah, the timer for shots fired starts going down from seven seconds.

01:17:03.700 And then also we'll play at the very end of the clip here.

01:17:06.940 You can see they get into an Audi Q7 and then a Range Rover.

01:17:12.640 Yeah, these is high class PPP scammers.

01:17:15.620 This is high class PPP scammers.

01:17:17.660 This is crazy.

01:17:18.740 Yeah.

01:17:19.240 So shots fired and you're filming while your kid's standing in an active gunfight.

01:17:24.780 Pretty interesting.

01:17:26.240 Next, we have a clip.

01:17:27.460 It's kind of similar when it comes to kids being involved.

01:17:29.660 Uh, this woman is doing a self-checkout at Church's Chicken. 1.00

01:17:35.420 Oh, my girl, my girl cloning, babe.

01:17:38.980 My girl fixing her own order. 1.00

01:17:40.900 That's the fuck I am. 1.00

01:17:41.980 All right. 1.00

01:17:42.620 You're gonna play for me, talking about some fucking weight. 1.00

01:17:44.500 Bitch, no. 1.00

01:17:45.680 You're gonna give me my motherfucking shit. 1.00

01:17:47.600 And I'm gonna take your fucking ass. 1.00

01:17:49.020 You got me fucked up. 1.00

01:17:51.600 Raleigh's bitch. 1.00

01:17:54.900 Girl. 1.00

01:17:56.500 It ain't working.

01:17:57.280 Nice of her to use the tongs, at least. 1.00

01:18:00.160 Yeah.

01:18:01.040 We were looking for positives.

01:18:02.700 I was gonna say, it's nice of her to provide fodder for racists. 0.97

01:18:06.060 Yeah.

01:18:06.620 Fried chicken heist with the baby in your arm. 0.67

01:18:09.220 With the baby in your arm and you're on EBT and you're not even using it.

01:18:12.620 That kid is doomed, man.

01:18:14.320 Unfortunately.

01:18:15.380 And while these things happen, obviously the media covers. 0.99

01:18:18.400 They're never gonna say, oh, black criminal does this. 1.00

01:18:22.140 Black criminal kills white man. 0.99

01:18:24.060 Uh, they just always cover, which takes us to our little mini euphemism section. 0.99

01:18:28.440 Disturbing video shows taxpayer funded babysitter brutally beating New York City tots with the

01:18:33.880 belt and horrified family demands answers.

01:18:36.660 So that is a taxpayer funded babysitter.

01:18:39.440 And, uh, here's, here's the video. 0.98

01:18:41.280 She's obviously black. 1.00

01:18:42.880 Taxpayer funded babysitter hit him with the belt. 0.99

01:18:44.940 Yep.

01:18:45.160 And then we have the meme taxpayer funded babysitters could be here.

01:18:47.880 He thought I hate taxpayer funded babysitters. 0.51

01:18:50.280 And we got another one, irate New York City subway rider, Pummel's man who pumped, who

01:18:55.640 bumped into him on the train while demanding apology.

01:18:58.560 I rate, I hate, I rate NYC subway riders.

01:19:02.160 Yeah.

01:19:03.120 Me too.

01:19:04.240 All right.

01:19:04.700 We are moving on to our second page of Urban Decay.

01:19:08.040 I was gonna say.

01:19:09.180 I was gonna say.

01:19:10.900 Um, we, what do we have?

01:19:12.760 We're gonna put that in bonus land.

01:19:14.080 That's a good clip.

01:19:14.880 So if you guys want to join bonus land, join bonus land.

01:19:16.960 We have a lot of good clips to get to.

01:19:18.360 Now, uh, food stamp lady, that's someone we're not going to skip.

01:19:22.560 Uh, this woman, we talk about food stamps. 0.99

01:19:25.880 We talk about EBT abuse and we make our points pretty clearly and concisely.

01:19:31.200 We give our opinions on why food stamps aren't good and not beneficial.

01:19:34.660 Sugar, soda, all using them on sugar and soda.

01:19:38.340 Unhealthy.

01:19:39.500 There's a ways to abuse the system.

01:19:41.560 But, to be fair, we need to show the other side of EBT, the users of EBT, and hear them

01:19:49.140 out too because they could make some compelling points that could change our minds. 0.99

01:19:52.660 Trump needs to shut the hell up and sit down some fucking way because when I get my food 0.99

01:19:58.480 stamps, I buy food with my food stamps. 1.00

01:20:01.820 I like to buy Pepsi because that's what I drink.

01:20:05.360 Pepsi.

01:20:06.040 I buy two liter Pepsis every time I go to the market.

01:20:09.860 And I like snacks.

01:20:11.300 I like the snack.

01:20:12.440 The kids like the snack.

01:20:13.820 So, who would you tell us that we can't buy Pepsis and sodas with our stamps?

01:20:19.400 We should be able to get what the hell we want to get with our food stamps.

01:20:23.360 Hmm.

01:20:24.540 So, there you go.

01:20:25.240 I like Pepsi.

01:20:26.200 Pretty compelling argument.

01:20:27.560 She likes Pepsi.

01:20:29.020 She wants to continue buying Pepsi. 1.00

01:20:31.020 Yeah.

01:20:31.500 Thank you.

01:20:32.000 That's...

01:20:32.580 I didn't think of that.

01:20:33.940 An hour of food stamps and it's like, well, it's like, not really.

01:20:37.740 It's like your taxpayer funded food subsidy.

01:20:41.080 Yeah.

01:20:41.460 And also, she'll be making a video in the future like, who gonna pay for my baby's diabetes? 1.00

01:20:46.840 Who gonna...

01:20:47.640 How am I supposed to pay for my healthcare for my family?

01:20:50.600 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:51.100 And everyone gets fat and fucked up. 1.00

01:20:52.860 So, that's the other side of the argument for allowing sugary sweets and food that's bad 1.00

01:20:58.320 for you on food stamps is, I like Pepsi.

01:21:01.180 That's the 45 IQ argument.

01:21:03.760 And you know what?

01:21:04.660 She kind of cooked us there. 1.00

01:21:05.820 I like snacks.

01:21:06.620 I like snacks, too.

01:21:08.200 That's relatable.

01:21:09.240 I get it.

01:21:09.900 I guess so.

01:21:11.180 All right.

01:21:11.520 Our last clip from Urban Decay.

01:21:13.680 This woman was adopted by a white family and she's not very grateful for it.

01:21:19.440 What was it like being raised by white people?

01:21:22.840 What was it like growing up in a white family?

01:21:27.400 The question that everybody asks, everybody wants to know.

01:21:31.900 My story.

01:21:33.300 The only word that comes to my mind...

01:21:36.620 Is traumatizing.

01:21:39.440 I don't have a positive story of the white family that adopted a black child, grew up

01:21:45.680 into this healthy dynamic, everything went well.

01:21:49.000 Well, they at least taught you how to say ask.

01:21:51.080 Yeah.

01:21:51.380 I noticed your English was pretty good.

01:21:53.660 And you, yeah, you speak pretty well.

01:21:56.000 So you have something to be grateful for.

01:21:58.200 But that's something I guess we're just noticing more and more.

01:22:00.880 We've had that Chinese girl who we featured on the show who hated her white parents and 1.00

01:22:04.760 now just bashes them all day.

01:22:06.220 Colin Kaepernick, this girl.

01:22:08.000 A lot of people have this nice experience with white people who adopt them and welcome

01:22:11.660 them into their home.

01:22:12.500 And then something happens later where they're still susceptible to it.

01:22:16.220 And then it can be bastardized.

01:22:18.740 Like very few experiences like that in the world can be like, oh, I had great fun.

01:22:23.540 My dad took me to the movies.

01:22:25.380 And it's like, you know, your dad actually was manipulating you by the movies there.

01:22:29.060 And that's colonialism.

01:22:30.000 Like there's not many things that can be fully flipped on their head and made to feel the

01:22:34.480 opposite of.

01:22:35.440 But apparently white adoptive parents is one of them.

01:22:37.940 Yeah.

01:22:38.160 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:22:40.540 Moving on to uplifting gold.

01:22:43.840 All right.

01:22:44.440 Our first clip of uplifting gold.

01:22:46.060 These guys go on a whitewater rafting trip and do a jump.

01:22:59.640 That's fun.

01:23:00.680 That's good for them.

01:23:01.660 Yeah.

01:23:01.900 Could have hurt them.

01:23:02.840 Yeah.

01:23:03.000 I guess you die from that sometimes. 0.99

01:23:04.560 Could have really hurt your butt on that impact. 0.98

01:23:06.200 But those guys are having fun. 0.99

01:23:07.480 Wearing a helmet.

01:23:08.360 Wearing a helmet.

01:23:08.980 You have to.

01:23:09.600 Good for them.

01:23:10.140 You ever go whitewater rafting?

01:23:11.520 No.

01:23:13.000 Never?

01:23:13.780 No.

01:23:14.560 Not even on tour?

01:23:15.700 Not even with your family?

01:23:17.140 I've been on rivers and fishing.

01:23:19.300 Not whitewater anything.

01:23:21.340 Okay.

01:23:21.860 I don't think so.

01:23:22.880 Yeah.

01:23:23.460 Sounds good.

01:23:24.460 All right.

01:23:24.940 Our next clip.

01:23:25.560 I have.

01:23:25.860 You going to ask me?

01:23:26.460 Yeah, you do?

01:23:27.020 I have.

01:23:27.400 Yeah, I enjoy it.

01:23:28.060 I like it.

01:23:28.520 I wouldn't do anything like that.

01:23:30.140 What did you do?

01:23:31.400 Where'd you go?

01:23:31.860 Nothing.

01:23:32.240 You kind of dig your legs in. 1.00

01:23:33.720 You fucking, I don't know. 1.00

01:23:35.400 I think I went like at Yellowstone. 1.00

01:23:36.720 I think I did one in Kern County.

01:23:38.500 Is falling off the boat normal?

01:23:40.640 Yeah, it's like, and you can do it for fun.

01:23:42.940 Like, you can do it like a practice.

01:23:45.780 You can jump off.

01:23:46.740 You don't get sucked under?

01:23:48.220 Nah, you're wearing a life jacket.

01:23:51.260 Yeah.

01:23:51.980 That's fun.

01:23:52.760 That is fun.

01:23:53.660 All right.

01:23:53.920 Next, this kid is in the car.

01:23:56.460 I believe it's a Porsche with his dad, and the dad floors it.

01:24:00.200 It looks fun.

01:24:11.960 That's cool.

01:24:12.960 Yeah, that is cool.

01:24:14.140 That's fun.

01:24:14.900 Fast car.

01:24:15.860 Dad, go fast.

01:24:17.700 Blast and Tom Petty.

01:24:18.940 Yeah, that's good stuff.

01:24:20.100 That's Americana.

01:24:20.740 Next is a clip that I really like.

01:24:24.080 My favorite clip from all of Uplifting Gold, the Wendy's drive-thru autist.

01:24:28.520 Hi, welcome.

01:24:31.420 You had the two kids' meals and the BLT crispy chicken and the JBC book goes four for four.

01:24:36.140 This is going to be 1699, please.

01:24:38.460 1699 was the Battle of Namors.

01:24:40.320 It's going to be 301 coming back.

01:24:41.640 That was England and France were getting into it.

01:24:43.360 They called it the King William's Wars.

01:24:45.980 1699 is the first ever publication of a slang dictionary in the English language.

01:24:54.080 Have a good meal time.

01:24:55.180 Come back.

01:24:55.620 Does it come with a warranty?

01:24:57.720 Price compares to space.

01:24:58.720 What do you expect?

01:24:59.240 Paying to war in Manhattan, Northern California, and all parts of Saskatchewan and Vermont.

01:25:01.980 Price participation may vary off board where prohibited.

01:25:03.960 See your individual detail or four complete details.

01:25:05.840 Offers do not combine.

01:25:06.580 Some sale price is not valid in Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, American, Smaller, or Alabama.

01:25:10.360 Thank you.

01:25:13.260 I feel like we've shown this guy before.

01:25:15.160 Maybe.

01:25:16.420 That was good, though.

01:25:17.960 That's a certain type of white guy. 0.99

01:25:19.320 And there's a certain type of other worker at Chipotle where they wear the fitted hat and the baggy jeans and they go, oh, shit, I'm leaving early. 0.98

01:25:26.220 I'm clock, you know, clock out for me. 0.99

01:25:27.960 Yeah.

01:25:28.440 You know?

01:25:28.780 And then you have the autistic people who maybe don't work all the time, but if you put them in jobs, I think it's better. 1.00

01:25:34.180 That goes with your theory.

01:25:35.420 That's proof of your theory.

01:25:36.880 Replace urban workers with autistic people. 1.00

01:25:39.120 I agree.

01:25:39.560 All right, our next clip, two hole-in-ones.

01:25:41.580 Clean.

01:25:41.880 It's got to be clean.

01:25:42.940 You know?

01:25:43.400 Yeah.

01:25:43.860 It takes, like, two hours.

01:25:45.140 And the other mindset.

01:25:45.720 It could hurt it.

01:25:46.320 If you get them too autistic, it could hurt, you know? 1.00

01:25:49.300 It's true.

01:25:50.080 I've got to do it again.

01:25:51.260 I've got to start over.

01:25:52.160 Yeah.

01:25:52.420 Great, man.

01:25:53.180 297.

01:25:54.420 It's clean enough. 1.00

01:25:55.660 But then there's, like, some groups who work and they half-ass the clean and they go, oh, fuck the morning guys. 1.00

01:26:01.740 That's true. 0.99

01:26:02.300 And the autistic people, spotless. 1.00

01:26:04.320 Okay.

01:26:04.660 So if you're looking to hire, that's the type I would hire.

01:26:07.060 All right, next clip, two hole-in-ones and 36. 0.96

01:26:09.560 30 seconds.

01:26:11.680 I'm done.

01:26:12.920 I'm done, Ben, with you, man. 1.00

01:26:14.300 You're fucking too lucky. 1.00

01:26:15.920 Lucky? 1.00

01:26:16.420 He knows all these fuckers. 1.00

01:26:18.100 Oh, that's a good shot. 1.00

01:26:19.780 Oh, get in the hole. 1.00

01:26:21.240 Get in the hole! 0.98

01:26:22.660 Oh, my goodness.

01:26:23.780 Go! 0.95

01:26:24.220 Oh, my goodness.

01:26:25.240 Yeah!

01:26:26.820 Oh, my God!

01:26:28.200 Oh, my God!

01:26:29.660 Ah!

01:26:31.100 Ah!

01:26:32.960 Ah!

01:26:33.400 Ah!

01:26:34.720 You got it!

01:26:36.220 Yeah!

01:26:37.840 Oh, my goodness!

01:26:40.560 Yeah!

01:26:40.960 What is this?

01:26:41.300 Part-time course?

01:26:42.520 Maybe.

01:26:43.000 Woo! 0.99

01:26:45.860 So they're celebrating.

01:26:47.420 Hole-in-one is pretty cool.

01:26:49.580 Yeah!

01:26:50.360 No shoes on.

01:26:50.960 We're going to fast forward a little bit.

01:26:52.800 And then another one happens.

01:26:55.660 These guys.

01:26:57.580 That's kind of cool.

01:26:58.780 Two hole-in-ones.

01:26:59.700 Yeah!

01:27:01.300 That's rare.

01:27:02.580 That's rare Americana.

01:27:03.880 Back-to-back.

01:27:05.480 Did they play this one?

01:27:08.220 They just do it in the background?

01:27:09.700 They're in a different hole.

01:27:10.600 Wait, what?

01:27:10.760 Oh, okay.

01:27:11.280 Another one! 0.99

01:27:12.320 Another one! 0.99

01:27:13.340 Yeah!

01:27:15.240 Wow.

01:27:15.740 What a day at the golf course.

01:27:17.440 It's like all the greens are like a funnel to exactly the hole.

01:27:20.860 Another one! 0.99

01:27:21.580 And then, like, everybody loves going to this place.

01:27:23.580 Yeah.

01:27:24.160 All right.

01:27:24.540 All right.

01:27:24.720 Next is a funny bit from Dominic Lionelli.

01:27:27.900 He's on Instagram, at Dominic Lionelli.

01:27:30.100 He's very funny.

01:27:31.040 And I saw this, and I thought it was good.

01:27:32.720 You been on a date with a high-value man?

01:27:35.240 No.

01:27:35.880 Let's move out there.

01:27:36.820 Found a lot of stuff in the trash here.

01:27:39.220 Look at this.

01:27:40.180 Go ahead.

01:27:40.500 Rip some off.

01:27:41.760 Yeah, there it is.

01:27:42.840 Take the banana.

01:27:43.600 Eat around with a bit, huh?

01:27:45.840 It's just, like, brand new.

01:27:47.200 I really appreciate you, you know, going out to get all the extras and just...

01:27:52.740 What's your plan...

01:27:53.580 What's your plan for the future?

01:27:58.860 Eat around where they've been.

01:28:02.460 That's good.

01:28:03.320 And then that last thing was good, too.

01:28:04.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:28:05.620 So follow him.

01:28:06.520 I like that guy.

01:28:07.000 Me, too.

01:28:07.600 A certain type of Italian type of guy.

01:28:09.280 He's a New York guy.

01:28:10.000 I follow him, and I kind of talk to him a little bit online.

01:28:12.820 All right.

01:28:13.560 Yeah, he's funny.

01:28:14.820 You wear a yellow bracelet around him or something?

01:28:17.580 No, no.

01:28:18.420 Piss play? 0.96

01:28:19.020 No, no piss play with him.

01:28:21.200 Thank you, though.

01:28:21.920 Our last clip from the whole show is this guy is getting called up from the minors to the majors.

01:28:29.560 I meant to tell you this earlier, but I'm really proud of what you've done, how far you've come.

01:28:36.840 Just take that to Seattle tomorrow, okay?

01:28:39.140 All right.

01:28:39.640 Seattle.

01:28:41.660 All right.

01:28:42.500 Come on.

01:28:43.720 So you're done.

01:28:44.300 You're not playing anymore this game.

01:28:46.460 You're going to go play for Seattle.

01:28:48.800 All right?

01:28:49.320 All right.

01:28:50.380 Congratulations.

01:28:50.800 Congratulations.

01:28:51.880 Hey.

01:28:53.480 Thank you.

01:28:57.320 Come on, kid.

01:28:58.020 I got to go to work.

01:28:59.020 All right.

01:28:59.920 Left field.

01:29:00.900 Left field.

01:29:01.740 Go left field. 0.98

01:29:04.740 Second base.

01:29:05.740 All right.

01:29:07.460 That's cool.

01:29:08.680 Yeah, that's a good reason to be a triple A coach.

01:29:11.160 You get to make someone's dreams come true. 1.00

01:29:12.800 Like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:29:13.700 Three weeks. 1.00

01:29:14.340 You know, every three weeks you get.

01:29:15.960 Well, not every three weeks.

01:29:16.820 But then all your best guys, they leap.

01:29:19.040 Yeah, it's tough.

01:29:19.740 I guess that's pros and cons.

01:29:21.120 Yeah.

01:29:21.500 That's cool, though.

01:29:22.220 You like to see people get paid off for their hard work.

01:29:25.440 Yeah.

01:29:26.060 Yeah.

01:29:26.300 All right.

01:29:26.600 Happy birthday to Mike.

01:29:30.360 All right.

01:29:30.760 That's the end of the episode.

01:29:31.780 Happy birthday to Mike.

01:29:32.600 Is that a real one?

01:29:33.460 Happy birthday to Mike on June 7th.

01:29:35.120 Yeah.

01:29:35.640 Good.

01:29:36.120 It's Tara's husband.

01:29:37.200 Okay.

01:29:37.680 There you go.

01:29:38.180 You need the specifics because Mike could be anybody.

01:29:40.720 Could be anyone.

01:29:41.360 June 7th.

01:29:41.940 There's plenty of mics June 7th.

01:29:43.320 Happy birthday, Mike.

01:29:44.420 And thank you to Tara for setting up that shout out.

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01:30:02.760 Make sure you're putting out the right signals out there.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 06, 2025

TRUMP VS ELON

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