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00:00:14.880 All right. Welcome back to Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 174.

00:00:19.860 Today on the show, the Trump trial in New York City is wrapping up

00:00:23.820 and Trump was found guilty on 34 counts.

00:00:27.020 We're going to give you the full breakdown of what's going on.

00:00:30.080 Then we have a new hack that gets you larger serving sizes at Chipotle.

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00:00:36.380 Then in cringe of the week, this guy got in trouble with the judge for something he did during his Zoom hearing.

00:00:42.680 It was very hilarious.

00:00:44.320 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have a parents behaving badly in front of their kids section

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00:02:59.640 We have a great show for everybody.

00:03:01.420 We only have three pages of housekeeping, believe it or not.

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00:03:04.800 So, yeah.

00:03:05.340 I held it back a little bit, but we have a great show, great housekeeping, great cringe, packed urban, lots to get to.

00:03:12.360 First things first.

00:03:13.200 First, the Trump trial in New York City is wrapped up, or it's almost done.

00:03:17.740 I think July 11th is going to be the verdict.

00:03:20.080 Yeah.

00:03:20.540 No, the sentencing is July 11th.

00:03:22.680 So there's not, there's still a month, like there's a debate in between now and then.

00:03:26.820 So there's a lot of craziness between sentencing, and he might get sentenced to probation, might get sentenced to jail, at which point, what happens?

00:03:37.020 I do not know, but found guilty on all 34 counts.

00:03:40.580 People of the state of New York versus Donald Trump, sentenced, or not sentenced, found guilty by a jury of his political rivals, not his peers, you know, New Yorkers, right?

00:03:53.940 Exactly.

00:03:54.700 So it makes me feel like they're going to try and put him in jail.

00:03:58.400 Yeah.

00:03:59.240 Unfortunately.

00:04:00.180 And then Trump's donation site has crashed from being so overrun.

00:04:04.260 That just happens, a 500 error. 0.99

00:04:06.280 So a lot of people are obviously making big proclamations, Ron DeSantis, David Sachs types, tech people, different people who are coming out of the woodwork and acknowledging that this is banana republic shit. 0.99

00:04:20.080 Yeah. 0.98

00:04:20.500 A miscarriage of justice, to say the least.

00:04:23.140 Thank God Trump didn't, you know, go after Hillary Clinton or anything.

00:04:26.940 That would have been bad for decorum.

00:04:28.560 And now Joe Biden has spent like half of his term going after January 6 grandmothers and banana republicing Trump in New York, Atlanta, anywhere he can.

00:04:39.900 And this was the first one to finally stick a little bit, right?

00:04:42.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:44.200 So if this doesn't motivate you to kind of go out and vote for Trump even harder than you would have, I don't know what will, because we're kind of losing America at this point if they're able to get down to this banana republic type behavior, right?

00:04:57.140 Like, show me the man, show me the crime, I'll show you the crime, right?

00:05:01.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:01.720 Soviet republic shit. 1.00

00:05:02.880 Exactly. 1.00

00:05:03.780 Did you know that Judge Mershon, the guy who's doing this whole thing, you know, he's from Bogota, Colombia?

00:05:10.480 He's a foreign-born judge, which, you know, you can be, I guess.

00:05:15.240 But something just doesn't taste right to me seeing a foreign-born, especially Latin America. 1.00

00:05:20.420 Latin America?

00:05:20.940 What do you guys know about justice?

00:05:23.220 Justice.

00:05:23.680 Yeah.

00:05:23.900 It's like, you know, he went to school. 1.00

00:05:25.480 He went to Hofstra and shit. 1.00

00:05:27.760 But, like, you know, fuck that guy. 1.00

00:05:29.700 We got a jury of his peers, right? 1.00

00:05:32.300 We got a whole big, we got 350 million jurors coming up in November.

00:05:36.820 Why don't you just settle down, Bogota, Colombia-born judge?

00:05:39.600 And go on to Hofstra.

00:05:40.780 Yeah.

00:05:41.060 That doesn't impress me either.

00:05:42.340 Yeah, that actually is not that great.

00:05:44.760 Yeah.

00:05:45.140 Oh, he went to Hofstra.

00:05:46.560 Okay.

00:05:46.920 Okay.

00:05:47.500 Now he's the judge on President Trump's trial?

00:05:50.660 Yeah.

00:05:51.180 Something ain't right. 0.96

00:05:51.980 And then also the media has a gay crush on him. 0.96

00:05:56.080 Look at this clip.

00:05:57.200 As you've noted, with respect to Judge Marchand, I mean, I am, like, now, you know, I have, like, a man crush on him.

00:06:03.740 He is such a great judge that it's hard to see. 0.98

00:06:07.940 People on MSNB tree are trying to suck the guy. 0.99

00:06:10.100 They want to suck the judge just because he's against Trump and he keeps telling the jury different directions, like, directions that we haven't heard before. 0.98

00:06:16.400 Like, you could be four of you could think this, and then four of you could think this, and we're still going to get him, right? 0.98

00:06:21.320 Yeah. 0.73

00:06:21.780 It's very unfortunate, and obviously there's homosexual roots to all this. 1.00

00:06:27.580 Greg Price had a great recap of the whole thing.

00:06:30.240 I want to say this before we move on to the Greg Price recap because it's a lot of reading.

00:06:34.420 Democrats do this to an extent.

00:06:36.240 Like, Republicans admire people.

00:06:38.320 I like Trump.

00:06:39.280 Trump's a strong guy.

00:06:40.400 He really fights. 0.99

00:06:41.820 Democrats are willing to suck anybody who comes up. 0.99

00:06:44.300 Remember how bad they were with Fauci and, like, different people who come out of the woodwork, and they just kind of jerk them off? 0.99

00:06:50.760 Christine Blasey Ford.

00:06:52.520 Different types like that. 0.99

00:06:53.520 They're ready to fucking do it, you know? 0.99

00:06:55.400 We love Trump, but it's like, oh, yeah, you want to go, like, one-on-one with Trump in the bathroom? 0.99

00:06:59.480 Yeah.

00:06:59.880 No.

00:07:00.400 What?

00:07:00.900 Why don't you stop at a – if I saw Trump at a truck stop, I would go crazy.

00:07:04.640 And it's like – they're saying it on MSNBC.

00:07:07.300 It's like, I'd play golf with the guy.

00:07:08.780 Yeah, I'd shake his hand.

00:07:10.020 I really respect the hell out of him.

00:07:11.380 These guys are all talking about crushes, and then they make them into pop stars, basically.

00:07:15.920 People who are in, like, a two-week news cycle, they make into pop stars.

00:07:19.080 Same with the January 6th cop with the neck tattoo.

00:07:21.760 Who, speaking of, they were there with Robert De Niro.

00:07:24.480 That's who goes outside of Trump's trial these days, Bob De Niro, that old man, and the January 6th cops.

00:07:30.480 Fed.

00:07:31.320 And then – now that we're kind of jamming over here, Bob De Niro, Robbie, Rob.

00:07:38.340 It's about Rob.

00:07:39.220 Like, De Niro went out there and was, like, talking.

00:07:41.400 He's like, these January 6th cop, these are the heroes.

00:07:43.720 And he got heckled by people, right?

00:07:45.860 In New York.

00:07:46.920 And he was like, what do you say?

00:07:48.060 They're traitors?

00:07:49.220 And it's like, Bob, you're not smart enough or quick enough or know the facts enough to, like, take on a heckle.

00:07:54.460 You have to pretend not to hear it, right?

00:07:56.860 So –

00:07:57.360 Go read the paper they gave you.

00:07:59.000 Exactly.

00:07:59.440 That's all you got to do.

00:08:00.480 Exactly.

00:08:00.720 All right, speaking of go read the paper, Rap Boy, we have a big recap from Greg Price, but it's worth reading because it outlines everything.

00:08:08.680 Can you give it a go?

00:08:09.580 Yeah, this is from Greg Price.

00:08:11.100 Shout out to Greg.

00:08:11.740 He said, just a quick recap of the Juan Merchan slash Alvin Bragg show trial in NYC.

00:08:16.900 The Soros-funded DA elevated a misdemeanor to a felony despite lowering 60% of all felonies for actual criminals in his jurisdiction.

00:08:25.080 The lead prosecutor resigned his position as the third highest-ranking member of Biden's DOJ to join Alvin Bragg's team going after Trump.

00:08:33.080 The judge donated to Joe Biden and has a daughter who raised millions of dollars for Democrats off the Trump prosecutions.

00:08:40.180 The other lead prosecutor also donated to Joe Biden.

00:08:42.880 The lead witness that the whole case relies on is a convicted perjurer and serial liar who admitted during the trial to stealing money from the Trump organization.

00:08:51.740 That's Michael Cohen.

00:08:53.060 The judge put a gag order on Donald Trump for pointing out the political conflicts of interest of the people prosecuting him.

00:09:00.480 The crime relies on the idea that Trump paid off Stormy Daniels to conceal another crime, which is not mentioned in the indictment.

00:09:06.660 The judge barred Trump's defense from explaining to jury that no campaign finance violation occurred, but allowed prosecutors to assert as fact in their closing that there was.

00:09:17.520 The judge cleared out the courtroom when Michael Cohen's former attorney was exonerating Trump, but allowed the prosecution to bring in Stormy Daniels to talk about whether or not Trump used a condom.

00:09:27.800 The important stuff.

00:09:28.980 The judge barred a former FEC commissioner from testifying that Donald Trump did nothing wrong.

00:09:33.100 The judge is allowing the jury to not have to reach a unanimous verdict on the underlying unnamed crime Trump committed.

00:09:40.300 What did I miss?

00:09:41.180 Wow.

00:09:41.680 So that's it.

00:09:43.120 It's just every step of the way.

00:09:44.740 It's what's allowed in the court, who the people are in the court, what ties they have to the Biden administration and the Biden DOJ.

00:09:51.100 I think they probably won't even put Trump in jail until after the election, just so for the rest of the year they can say he's a convicted felon with facing jail time.

00:10:01.820 Yeah.

00:10:02.380 Because if they put him in, everyone's going to go crazy.

00:10:04.700 Everyone will go vote for him and he'll win in the landslide.

00:10:06.920 I don't even know what happens.

00:10:08.060 Do people break him out?

00:10:10.040 Does somebody go crazy?

00:10:11.580 I think people go crazy.

00:10:12.920 Yeah.

00:10:13.120 I would love for Secret Service to be like, we're not doing that.

00:10:17.080 Step down.

00:10:17.600 Yeah.

00:10:17.820 Stand down.

00:10:18.900 It's like local cops.

00:10:20.240 You know, the guy with the fake arms and the machine gun underneath his jacket.

00:10:23.800 We're not taking him to jail.

00:10:26.580 Yeah.

00:10:26.980 So we'll see what happens.

00:10:28.680 While this is going on, everyone's saying, oh, Trump said the N-word.

00:10:33.080 That's the new thing.

00:10:34.720 Who cares?

00:10:35.640 I said the N-word today.

00:10:36.980 Yeah.

00:10:37.620 You know.

00:10:38.180 I say the N-word constantly.

00:10:39.680 That's life, baby.

00:10:40.960 That's how it goes.

00:10:41.740 And Joe Biden, in the meantime, has been campaigning for Joe.

00:10:46.460 She was on The View.

00:10:48.040 And here's what she said.

00:10:49.740 Well, Dr. Biden, the first presidential debate is less than a month away.

00:10:54.900 And we've debated at this table.

00:10:56.960 There have been people that have thought President Biden shouldn't even debate President Trump

00:11:00.900 just due to the fact that Donald Trump will gaslight.

00:11:04.680 He overtalks.

00:11:05.740 There are no guardrails.

00:11:07.380 He stalks.

00:11:08.160 Yeah.

00:11:08.520 Well, I happen to believe it's really important, more than ever, to have a debate with guardrails.

00:11:13.980 What is the strategy that the president has going into this?

00:11:17.940 Any tips you'd have for a debate that we could pull off where we could actually hear our candidates?

00:11:23.200 No, they've built that in where they're going to turn off those mics so that somebody can't ramble or scream at somebody.

00:11:29.700 You know, not that my husband would be the one doing that.

00:11:32.840 And so that's already been negotiated.

00:11:36.660 And, you know, I think but I think the American people deserve a debate because you need to see your choices.

00:11:42.460 You need to see Trump and you need to see the president and you need to see the differences.

00:11:48.700 And my husband's and you're going to see how smart he is and the experience he has.

00:11:53.700 And then you'll see somebody who, like you're saying, I'm going to use Joey's words, can't put a sentence together.

00:12:01.080 Yeah.

00:12:01.940 That's Trump.

00:12:03.000 Trump's going to gaslight us because he can't put a sentence together.

00:12:06.620 Joe Biden's the smart, eloquent speaker.

00:12:08.880 And they're going to show that while he's on as much crank as possible during the debate.

00:12:13.740 And they're going to give him no crank between now and then to get his tolerance back.

00:12:17.220 Oh, yeah.

00:12:18.080 He's going to be actually feeling good that night.

00:12:20.140 And then they might overdose.

00:12:21.100 You guys know how that goes.

00:12:22.380 If your tolerance gets really low, that's how all the opiate addicts overdose.

00:12:26.340 They come back from a relapse and then they flatline.

00:12:28.740 This is how much I was doing last time.

00:12:30.360 And then you die.

00:12:31.440 That's a good point.

00:12:32.120 Well, here's what Joe Biden's been saying lately after Jill said that.

00:12:37.200 We'll never forget lying around.

00:12:41.160 And that's him lying around, actually.

00:12:45.700 Oh, got him.

00:12:47.240 No crank.

00:12:47.940 Yeah, but Trump says stuff like tremendous and amazing a lot when he's speaking.

00:12:52.100 So this is OK.

00:12:53.500 Trump can't put a sentence together.

00:12:57.700 Can't do anything.

00:12:59.160 And there was some new stats that came out recently about who's voting for Joe Biden.

00:13:04.080 It's like gays, atheists, lesbians, agnostics, bisexuals and blacks. 0.96

00:13:09.960 Yeah. 0.98

00:13:10.280 Your probability of voting for Joe Biden goes way up if you're an atheist, gay, black, lesbian. 0.98

00:13:15.380 Yeah.

00:13:16.300 And basically, a theme we've seen on the show is like cultural Marxism.

00:13:21.500 Yeah.

00:13:21.720 And how everyone's like convinced that they're oppressed and there's an oppressor class.

00:13:25.180 The white straight men are oppressing everybody and you're a victim.

00:13:28.620 So if you see yourself that way, you're more likely to vote for Joe Biden.

00:13:33.280 Yeah.

00:13:33.440 Kind of makes sense. 0.78

00:13:34.340 Person of color, if you're lesbian, pans, whatever. 0.99

00:13:37.500 Yeah. 0.83

00:13:38.140 All right.

00:13:38.840 Meshes with my worldview.

00:13:40.140 That's what I've seen, anecdotally speaking.

00:13:42.340 Exactly.

00:13:43.380 Well, let's go on to page two of housekeeping.

00:13:45.840 That's enough of the Trump trial.

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00:13:59.760 All right.

00:13:59.900 That was a sloppier one.

00:14:01.140 I know.

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00:14:05.520 Yeah.

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00:14:25.160 All right.

00:14:26.080 Next clip.

00:14:27.780 The paradox of hate.

00:14:30.660 What is that?

00:14:32.880 My first time hearing it right now.

00:14:34.620 Oh, no.

00:14:34.900 It's this quote.

00:14:35.660 Go for it.

00:14:36.220 The paradox of hate from Chesterton.

00:14:38.100 You need to hate the world enough to change it, but love it enough to consider it worth

00:14:42.120 changing.

00:14:43.220 Action is the offspring of dark pessimism and frenzied optimism working in tandem.

00:14:48.520 That's something I wanted to tell everyone.

00:14:50.840 Yeah.

00:14:51.200 You know, because we're coming into things.

00:14:52.960 You can get really blackpilled. 1.00

00:14:54.540 And if you get two blackpills, you kind of think, fuck it. 1.00

00:14:57.320 I want to go live in the woods. 1.00

00:14:58.620 Good luck, everybody.

00:14:59.580 While the world burns down.

00:15:00.860 Yeah.

00:15:01.000 You got to still love the country.

00:15:03.500 And that's why we have uplifting gold.

00:15:04.900 You have to still love what's going on because if you don't, then you're only going to hate

00:15:09.900 it and then you're not going to want to change.

00:15:11.180 You're going to want to watch it burn.

00:15:12.360 So it's a match.

00:15:13.320 It's like a push and pull of these two things.

00:15:16.560 It's a balancing game.

00:15:17.720 And you have to want to change so that you could love it even more.

00:15:20.880 Yeah.

00:15:21.220 That's kind of the cycle of good times.

00:15:23.300 Good men create good times.

00:15:25.100 And like, that's kind of the cycle.

00:15:26.600 So we're, we're obviously on, you know, what of the cycle.

00:15:29.460 Yeah.

00:15:29.800 Yeah.

00:15:30.120 And I want to just point that out just because, you know, things get negative.

00:15:33.100 Don't get too down or too depressed because then you'll just let the country go.

00:15:37.520 All right.

00:15:38.640 Our next clip, this lady got an apple a year ago and it's still normal.

00:15:43.860 October, 2023, October 4th, 2023.

00:15:46.820 I got this apple from Universal Studios Resort.

00:15:49.380 I was staying in.

00:15:50.060 I put it in my backpack and I thought, wow, that apple will be a perfect snack for later

00:15:54.580 when I'm at the theme park and I need something a little bit refreshing.

00:15:57.420 I forgot about the apple.

00:15:59.060 I found it a week later when I'm home and the apple was in perfect condition.

00:16:03.600 I thought, interesting.

00:16:04.960 I don't know any apple that could last the heat for that long and be in perfect condition.

00:16:10.200 Today, it is April 30th, 2024.

00:16:13.280 And this is the apple.

00:16:15.340 It has developed its first bruise.

00:16:18.120 Hmm.

00:16:18.740 Yeah.

00:16:18.960 And a whole year and that apple is basically the same.

00:16:22.740 It didn't really change.

00:16:23.740 Crazy.

00:16:24.200 It's interesting.

00:16:24.780 And they're obviously putting chemicals on it that extend its shelf life.

00:16:27.520 And there's like the Bill Gates appeal that goes on a lot of fruits and vegetables.

00:16:31.620 But those chemicals, they seep in and they get into your body and they mess you up, make 0.85

00:16:37.680 you weak and gay and eventually vote Democrat like we just read from those stats. 0.99

00:16:41.360 Wow. 1.00

00:16:41.920 Pretty crazy.

00:16:42.600 What do we do?

00:16:43.640 Well.

00:16:44.600 No Universal Studios apples?

00:16:46.400 How do I even determine?

00:16:48.120 Well, I mean, grow your own apples.

00:16:50.720 I don't have an orchard, buddy.

00:16:52.220 Find a person who does.

00:16:53.680 Okay.

00:16:54.120 And then trade with them whatever you do have.

00:16:56.620 I'm trading now? 1.00

00:16:57.740 Fuck. 1.00

00:16:58.400 Because people wanted to poison me so bad? 1.00

00:17:00.680 You got to go back 300 years. 0.99

00:17:02.240 So these chemicals obviously make everyone, like I said, weak and gay. 0.99

00:17:06.560 And then when you are weak and gay, you tend to vote Democrat. 0.98

00:17:10.520 There's this quote that we've – I think we may have even mentioned this in Bonus Land 0.99

00:17:14.820 or read it from a while ago about men and weak men and how they tend to vote.

00:17:20.540 People who can't defend themselves physically, women and low-T men, parse information through 1.00

00:17:25.680 a consensus filter as a safety mechanism.

00:17:28.280 They literally do not ask, is this true?

00:17:30.780 They ask, will others be okay with me thinking this is true?

00:17:34.060 This makes them very malleable to brute force manufactured consensus.

00:17:37.960 If every screen they look at says the same thing, they will adopt that position because

00:17:42.240 their brain interprets it as everyone in the tribe believing it.

00:17:45.980 Only high-T alpha males and a-neurotypical people, hey autists, are actually free to parse 0.54

00:17:51.540 new information with an objective, is this true, filter.

00:17:55.120 This is why a republic of high-status males is best for decision-making.

00:17:59.180 Democratic, but a democracy only for those who are free to think.

00:18:02.300 That makes sense.

00:18:03.560 You want to take away the women's rat to vote? 1.00

00:18:05.380 Is that what you're saying, me reading that 4chan post?

00:18:08.300 Well, I'm saying when everyone's weak, they go, oh, I don't want to stand out.

00:18:13.040 I don't want to get out of the group.

00:18:15.160 I'll just do whatever the group's doing.

00:18:16.700 And then, like they said, brute force manufactured consensus.

00:18:19.920 That's what we're dealing with with every issue.

00:18:22.480 Ukraine, COVID, election fraud, Democrats in general.

00:18:26.780 So it's like it has so many people that are just automatically on a side without actually

00:18:31.780 doing any critical thinking.

00:18:33.420 And a lot of that has to do, obviously, with the women voting, but also weak men.

00:18:39.220 And then there's this next clip of a guy saying how it's not good to fight and never need

00:18:43.480 to fight.

00:18:44.240 Every man know how to fight? 0.68

00:18:45.380 I don't really know how to fight.

00:18:46.220 Why can't you defend yourself?

00:18:47.380 No, I'd run. 1.00

00:18:48.140 I think it's stupid. 1.00

00:18:49.160 You would never really get into a fight. 1.00

00:18:50.580 Like if you did get into a fight, you should always, always, always just run.

00:18:53.760 Why take that risk?

00:18:54.760 There's nothing good that can come out of it.

00:18:56.240 Either you're going to get hurt or you're going to hurt someone else.

00:18:58.200 Why?

00:18:58.520 Just run.

00:18:59.020 But if you can't run, then give them what they want.

00:19:00.880 Diffuse the fight at all costs.

00:19:02.080 I don't believe in violence.

00:19:03.320 So defuse the fight at all costs.

00:19:05.220 This is incorrect.

00:19:06.480 Yeah.

00:19:07.320 You need to be able to fight, but then choose not to.

00:19:10.440 So you need to have the ability and then say, I have the ability to kill somebody, but

00:19:14.880 I'm not going to kill anybody unless I have to.

00:19:17.600 Because if you don't and you have this guy's attitude, you become pretty conquerable.

00:19:21.900 Yeah.

00:19:22.540 You're out on a walk with your wife, your dog, and then one of those two twin strollers. 1.00

00:19:28.440 And then you're running away when some mugger comes and it's like, honey, what the fuck? 1.00

00:19:32.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:33.060 So it's like, in that instance, you have to fight, right?

00:19:35.920 Exactly.

00:19:36.580 Especially when the country's being filled with third world illegals. 1.00

00:19:40.420 Yeah.

00:19:40.640 And you can take most of them one-on-one, but you know, you got to kind of be able to scrap

00:19:45.200 and hold your own against three of them because they come in little rat packs.

00:19:48.080 Yeah, they do come in rat packs.

00:19:50.520 And then, you know, it's easy to say, oh, you don't need to fight.

00:19:53.280 But when you're getting flooded with people from the third world, it might come in handy. 1.00

00:19:58.600 Look at this next clip.

00:20:01.960 Get stuck!

00:20:02.920 Go away! 1.00

00:20:04.360 Get your children! 0.96

00:20:05.880 Get your children upstairs! 0.75

00:20:08.080 They're upstairs!

00:20:08.800 Go away! 1.00

00:20:09.400 Where are you?

00:20:10.260 Ask for me, Vince.

00:20:11.940 We're not.

00:20:13.340 Please, wait!

00:20:14.700 Please, we've got your children.

00:20:15.780 They're crying upstairs. 0.99

00:20:16.740 We've got fucking ten minutes too late! 0.99

00:20:19.960 You're on the phone with the cops. 0.99

00:20:21.900 What is going to you, mate?

00:20:23.260 What is going to me?

00:20:25.620 We've got children here. 1.00

00:20:28.700 Put your bum on, bro. 1.00

00:20:30.560 Put your fucking face up. 1.00

00:20:32.760 All right, you get the point. 1.00

00:20:33.660 You get the point.

00:20:34.480 So some guy having a manic-schizophrenic break is challenging you at your home,

00:20:38.300 which for some reason has a wide three-quarters door open.

00:20:41.360 And you're on the phone because you can't have a gun because you're in England.

00:20:45.260 And you're scared and you're waiting for a capable man to get there in 12 to 14 minutes to hopefully defuse the situation.

00:20:51.860 You have kids upstairs.

00:20:53.100 So that's why, obviously, we say in the show, become unpinnable.

00:20:57.080 That's another reason.

00:20:59.080 That exact situation right there.

00:21:01.320 Because all you're doing is waiting to get beat up and your wife to get beat up and probably worse.

00:21:05.840 And that's also why having a handgun is equivalent to being unpinnable.

00:21:09.540 We made an addendum to being unpinnable.

00:21:11.540 Yeah.

00:21:11.740 You don't need to be 6'3".

00:21:13.380 You just need to be able to defend yourself however you defend yourself.

00:21:17.120 Yep.

00:21:17.720 All right.

00:21:18.280 I think we made our points there.

00:21:19.620 Okay.

00:21:19.980 It's not the time to be a weak man.

00:21:21.480 And then when you're a weak man, you vote Democrat. 0.99

00:21:23.340 And then you're lesbian or whatever. 1.00

00:21:25.040 No apples from Universal Studios start you down that weak man path. 0.99

00:21:29.320 And then you're not fighting.

00:21:30.440 You're getting steamrolled.

00:21:31.480 And Biden's the president, right?

00:21:32.960 We're going to get to more in cringe, too, and even urban.

00:21:35.740 And the whole theme is going to be white, straight Christian males need to chat up. 0.64

00:21:44.260 All right.

00:21:44.580 Next, Chipotle's in trouble.

00:21:46.500 People have been cooking Chipotle on social media.

00:21:49.680 Yeah.

00:21:50.080 They're saying they don't give enough portions.

00:21:53.740 There's all these plastics in the food, all this bad stuff.

00:21:56.640 Can you read this lady's tweet?

00:21:57.820 People on social media have been dragging Chipotle so hard that allegedly a memo was sent out to Chipotle employees instructing them to fill up the bowls as much as possible if someone has their phone out or is filming while ordering.

00:22:10.000 That's the America I know and love.

00:22:11.460 So basically, people bullied Chipotle into heavy scoops again.

00:22:14.760 Yeah.

00:22:15.200 The scoops of like 2008.

00:22:17.100 Remember those scoops?

00:22:18.460 When Chipotle first hit the scene?

00:22:20.180 Yeah.

00:22:20.520 Here's an example of someone doing it.

00:22:22.560 Oh, no way.

00:22:34.260 Heaping.

00:22:42.040 Wow.

00:22:42.740 You get the point.

00:22:43.560 They went crazy.

00:22:44.500 They went crazy.

00:22:45.800 So if you want extra Chipotle, that's what you do.

00:22:48.020 But keep in mind, Chipotle has got plastic in the food.

00:22:51.100 Yeah.

00:22:51.340 So you can't really get it.

00:22:52.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:53.040 They got seed oils and it's plastic and it's going to make you gay as well. 1.00

00:22:57.360 All right. 0.99

00:22:58.040 Unfortunately.

00:22:58.880 All right.

00:22:59.560 I am going to get in.

00:23:00.880 I'm going to cook a little bit on this last page of housekeeping.

00:23:03.520 Is that cool with you?

00:23:04.580 We'll see.

00:23:05.320 We're doing great on time.

00:23:06.620 You know what I've been thinking about?

00:23:07.980 What?

00:23:08.580 You know how they say, oh, at a certain point when you jump from a height into water, it's the same as landing in concrete.

00:23:15.160 Yeah.

00:23:16.460 That doesn't sound right to me.

00:23:17.920 Yeah.

00:23:18.220 I agree with you, actually.

00:23:19.480 I mean, I'm sure it hurts.

00:23:21.180 It breaks your legs, but you still go in.

00:23:23.460 And it's like the same thing as in what?

00:23:25.100 Like you're hitting something from up high.

00:23:27.080 Would you rather land on concrete or water?

00:23:29.100 Oh, it's the same thing.

00:23:30.120 I'm choosing water every time.

00:23:31.460 Choosing water.

00:23:32.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:32.340 That's stupid. 1.00

00:23:33.140 It's not even true. 1.00

00:23:34.080 People jump off the San Francisco Bridge and then they survived, right?

00:23:37.520 Yeah.

00:23:38.600 Exactly.

00:23:39.160 You go in.

00:23:40.020 Concrete doesn't let you go in.

00:23:41.300 You bounce on concrete.

00:23:42.320 Yeah.

00:23:42.460 So I'm actually with you on that one.

00:23:43.660 Yeah.

00:23:43.920 You don't even have to cook.

00:23:44.720 It's similar to it's darkest before the dawn.

00:23:47.500 Yeah.

00:23:48.020 That's a lie.

00:23:49.140 It's like probably the least dark right before the dawn.

00:23:52.120 It's probably darkest like when the sun's the furthest away.

00:23:55.500 Yeah.

00:23:56.020 You know?

00:23:56.600 Yeah.

00:23:56.860 You're cooking a little bit.

00:23:57.900 One for one.

00:23:58.500 Okay.

00:23:58.860 Also something I've noticed.

00:24:00.180 We've been playing a lot of golf lately.

00:24:01.780 Okay.

00:24:02.400 A lot of infighting with the birds.

00:24:04.660 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:05.580 If you look closely, they're constantly fighting each other.

00:24:10.420 They're chasing each other off.

00:24:11.900 They have territory.

00:24:12.900 They have disputes.

00:24:13.940 Yeah.

00:24:14.080 I agree.

00:24:14.760 And the crows versus the blue jays and the crows versus the crows.

00:24:17.720 Yeah.

00:24:18.080 They go crazy on each other.

00:24:19.680 So you're agreeing with me there too.

00:24:22.200 Two for two.

00:24:22.880 Darkest before the dawn is the only one where like that might actually be true.

00:24:26.120 So two for two, let's call it and then we'll check that after.

00:24:29.200 Yeah.

00:24:29.380 It doesn't sound right, but we'll check it out.

00:24:30.760 I agree.

00:24:31.220 It doesn't sound right.

00:24:32.060 All right.

00:24:32.400 Next thing.

00:24:33.000 Richard Rapboy and I joined the St. Pete Shuffleboard Club.

00:24:36.540 Yep.

00:24:36.720 It's the oldest and largest shuffleboard club in the world.

00:24:40.040 Yep.

00:24:40.540 Feels good.

00:24:41.220 It's also in the same facility as the St. Pete Chess Club.

00:24:44.420 Yeah.

00:24:44.780 We were there on Friday night at like 10 o'clock at night.

00:24:47.580 And this is just a funny story.

00:24:48.800 This isn't like a thing I noticed.

00:24:50.040 This is just a funny story.

00:24:51.840 The kids were coming out of the chess club room.

00:24:54.060 Like they were kind of nerdy.

00:24:55.460 And it was like 10 o'clock at night on a Friday.

00:24:57.440 And then Rapboy within earshot goes, good to see who's putting in the late hours.

00:25:03.640 College recruiters are watching.

00:25:07.300 As if we're like college recruiters.

00:25:09.340 College recruiters are watching.

00:25:11.100 Yeah.

00:25:11.500 I thought that was great.

00:25:12.500 Yeah.

00:25:13.020 All right.

00:25:13.780 I mean, hey, dude.

00:25:15.040 Chess Club 1030 Friday night, Memorial Day weekend.

00:25:18.320 That's a different level of commitment.

00:25:20.040 Yeah.

00:25:20.360 Those are good kids.

00:25:21.400 Yeah.

00:25:21.740 Next time we go, we're buying pizza for the chess club.

00:25:24.180 Yep.

00:25:24.340 All right.

00:25:25.500 Next.

00:25:26.480 Last thing before.

00:25:28.260 Yeah.

00:25:28.460 Last thing.

00:25:29.200 Intern advice.

00:25:30.240 Okay.

00:25:30.960 There's a tweet that went out that I think you guys should know, especially if you're an intern this summer.

00:25:35.180 It says, interns, this summer you might be invited out for drinks with your team.

00:25:39.020 This is a test and an opportunity. 0.99

00:25:41.500 Only the drunkest, most fucked up intern will get a return offer. 1.00

00:25:45.160 Welcome to the arena. 1.00

00:25:46.400 That's true, guys.

00:25:47.540 Yeah.

00:25:48.300 People, they want to work with someone who knows how to have fun.

00:25:51.220 Yeah.

00:25:51.800 But there's a balance. 0.98

00:25:52.760 You can't be actually too fucked up, but if you know how to have a good time and the people like you, that's good. 0.98

00:25:58.960 I was doing it more as a joke. 0.99

00:26:00.500 You don't want to get too fucked up. 0.99

00:26:01.820 Well, I kind of like it. 0.99

00:26:04.100 Intern, that's kind of a rite of passage, right?

00:26:06.320 Yeah, it is a rite of passage.

00:26:08.660 And also, some of your higher ups are probably into party drugs.

00:26:13.080 Yeah.

00:26:13.500 And the only way you know is by asking.

00:26:15.580 Especially in the finance game.

00:26:17.160 Yeah.

00:26:17.320 You have to say, got a bump to your MD.

00:26:20.260 Hey, Mr. Johnson.

00:26:22.760 At the 5 o'clock happy hour.

00:26:24.660 Yeah.

00:26:25.100 Yeah.

00:26:25.540 4.45.

00:26:26.620 It's a summer Friday.

00:26:27.780 3.45.

00:26:28.720 I was an intern once, like, a long time ago.

00:26:31.460 I had a finance job.

00:26:33.160 And on the floor, there was, like, a golf club and a foam ball.

00:26:37.420 And people would try to hit it in the trash can, like, all the time.

00:26:40.920 Yeah.

00:26:41.040 And I was, one time I took a little chip shot and tried to hit it in the trash can.

00:26:44.540 And I shanked it. 0.99

00:26:45.380 And it was going right for the boss, which is, like, this lesbian woman. 1.00

00:26:48.440 Uh-huh. 0.98

00:26:48.800 And it was going right for her.

00:26:49.960 And my boy swatted it down.

00:26:51.980 So, say, you're the boss.

00:26:52.820 Like, he swatted it, like, right here.

00:26:54.660 And I was like, and I got the job.

00:26:57.260 That's a friend.

00:26:57.960 That's a friend.

00:26:59.080 All right.

00:26:59.580 Our last piece of housekeeping, Altoids, the original Zin, the thinking man Zin. 0.78

00:27:06.800 Yeah.

00:27:07.160 Tangerine.

00:27:07.280 You guys remember those.

00:27:08.600 Tangerine sours.

00:27:09.480 Those were good.

00:27:10.080 Remember dad had those?

00:27:11.580 No.

00:27:12.060 In the car.

00:27:12.420 Not my dad.

00:27:12.940 I ate those.

00:27:13.840 And I would just, I used to eat a lot of those as a kid.

00:27:16.920 I'm sure.

00:27:17.760 All right.

00:27:18.100 Well, that is the end of housekeeping.

00:27:19.820 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:27:24.660 Our first clip is a hometown clip.

00:27:27.800 Comes from here in St. Pete.

00:27:29.680 Someone desecrated the Pride mural by doing donuts on it.

00:27:35.640 Police are searching for the driver caught doing donuts, damaging the Progressive Pride street mural.

00:27:41.340 Just after 2.40 Wednesday morning, a vehicle is caught on a security camera doing donuts,

00:27:46.280 damaging a Pride mural on Central Avenue in St. Petersburg.

00:27:50.080 Tire marks still visible on the street.

00:27:52.160 I think we all need to be careful now.

00:27:54.080 There's people obviously out there to get us that are part of the LGBTQ, including myself.

00:27:57.900 People are out here trying to get us.

00:28:00.940 Some drunk guy at 2 a.m. goes, I'm going to do a donut. 0.98

00:28:04.980 And then the gay guy says, people are out to get us. 0.87

00:28:07.580 Like, it happened in the middle of the night. 0.95

00:28:08.740 And it's about to be Pride Month.

00:28:10.600 You guys are about to have, like, a sex parade for a whole month in the middle of the town.

00:28:16.400 On TV, when you open the door, like, everywhere is, when you go to work and you have a corporate job, 0.99

00:28:23.500 it's gay sex month coming up. 0.99

00:28:25.720 People are trying to get us. 0.99

00:28:26.840 Yeah.

00:28:27.340 And you know what?

00:28:27.860 My birthday is in June.

00:28:29.680 Very disrespectful to you. 1.00

00:28:30.960 It's like they fucked me. 1.00

00:28:31.940 They killed me. 1.00

00:28:32.720 Yeah.

00:28:32.960 You know? 1.00

00:28:33.360 Those gay guys fucked you. 1.00

00:28:34.760 But, yeah, so obviously the most offended I am at this act is the woman's pronunciation of donuts. 1.00

00:28:44.620 Insane.

00:28:45.280 Donuts on live TV.

00:28:46.820 And, like, don't reporters go to that school where they have to pronounce everything and they have, like, that weird, no accent, Walter Cronkite voice.

00:28:55.300 And you're going to say donuts?

00:28:57.040 Isn't there a cameraman who goes like this?

00:29:00.100 He looks right above it and he goes, donuts?

00:29:03.540 Let's take that again.

00:29:04.940 And then there's a manhunt to find the guy.

00:29:07.240 Yeah.

00:29:07.520 And all they have is they say it's a blue car.

00:29:09.900 Don't you have a blue car?

00:29:11.440 I do.

00:29:12.300 Don't you live in St. Pete?

00:29:13.420 I do. 1.00

00:29:14.040 Don't you think pride is dumb and gay? 1.00

00:29:15.920 I very much so. 1.00

00:29:18.020 But it's actually a blue truck kind of SUV.

00:29:21.460 SUV type.

00:29:23.400 They might need to come talk to me.

00:29:25.180 You know what's funny?

00:29:25.940 Actually, speaking of that, insinuating ourselves into crimes.

00:29:30.340 Remember when we showed you guys that doppelganger thing?

00:29:33.440 Where people were kicking over rocks in, like, Red Rocks Canyon or somewhere in Vegas or something?

00:29:37.820 Someone actually reported me.

00:29:39.000 Yeah.

00:29:39.320 Someone reported Fleckers.

00:29:40.820 And then the Instagram comments on that, I was like, oh, I watch these guys' podcast.

00:29:44.780 And, like, we were just doing bits.

00:29:46.420 And people were like, I found his real name.

00:29:48.160 It's Austin Fletcher.

00:29:49.540 Apparently, this guy went to Dartmouth.

00:29:51.100 Like, really?

00:29:53.040 So people really thought we did that.

00:29:55.680 Yeah.

00:29:56.100 We did.

00:29:56.640 Maybe.

00:29:57.140 Yeah.

00:29:57.420 And maybe we did this.

00:29:58.720 In spirit.

00:29:59.620 Yeah.

00:29:59.820 Yeah.

00:30:00.280 All right.

00:30:00.680 Well, let's move on.

00:30:01.460 Before we move on, I like that there are some people who are still just out there doing

00:30:04.740 this.

00:30:05.180 Yeah.

00:30:05.380 They know, like, if someone gets caught, like, you'll be charged with a hate crime or do

00:30:09.820 something like this. 1.00

00:30:10.540 And they're like, fuck it. 1.00

00:30:11.500 I'm doing donuts. 1.00

00:30:12.800 They don't care.

00:30:13.960 Yeah.

00:30:14.180 That's a good point.

00:30:15.080 I actually saw the donut marks firsthand.

00:30:18.980 I had a sauna session the other day.

00:30:21.520 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:30:22.040 A sauna session right by the gay sidewalk. 0.98

00:30:24.500 Yeah. 0.95

00:30:25.440 Somebody tried to rink you off in there?

00:30:27.620 Oh, yeah.

00:30:28.020 Somebody touch you a little bit? 0.99

00:30:28.580 There was a man there who would have maybe sucked me. 0.99

00:30:31.820 All right. 0.98

00:30:32.360 All right.

00:30:32.700 Let's not get too carried away.

00:30:33.960 Mm-hmm.

00:30:34.680 Next is the-

00:30:35.840 Like you in the sauna. 1.00

00:30:37.100 Trans-hairy retard. 1.00

00:30:40.280 We're getting loose today. 1.00

00:30:41.680 We're going crazy.

00:30:42.480 Well, I just got home from work, and today, for the first time, I dressed fully feminine

00:30:50.760 in public, in the broad light of day.

00:30:57.380 It was to a luncheon at my work with the board of directors of the theater company I worked

00:31:04.260 for, I wore my lemon dress, uh, and my, my keffiyeh, um, and, you know, it, in the grand

00:31:15.320 scheme of things, might seem like a small victory, but you, you gotta let yourself celebrate

00:31:24.820 your small victories.

00:31:26.300 Hmm.

00:31:28.100 Guys, we need to also be drinking filtered, distilled water.

00:31:32.640 We need to add our own minerals to it. 0.91

00:31:34.900 We can't be eating microplastics.

00:31:36.960 We can't be eating meat with hormones in it.

00:31:39.640 We can't be eating pesticides.

00:31:41.200 We need to be getting the heavy metals out and the parasites out before they start phase 0.61

00:31:46.380 three.

00:31:46.880 You've seen what it does.

00:31:47.860 This is, this is clearly a guy who got to phase three early.

00:31:51.360 And, you know, this will be you.

00:31:52.800 This will be you.

00:31:53.600 And you know what?

00:31:54.380 It's so funny.

00:31:55.040 Cause he's talking about wearing a dress while he's got this hairy, stringy body hair.

00:31:59.020 He's talking about wearing a dress in front of the board of directors of the place he

00:32:01.980 works and he's calling it a victory.

00:32:03.960 So you really need to be eating clean.

00:32:05.940 No apples from universal studios, no, uh, fluoride in the water.

00:32:10.000 This is a chemical reaction.

00:32:11.900 Yeah.

00:32:12.220 I don't know what else to describe it, man, but also there's, you know what?

00:32:16.740 I bet he would probably admit it.

00:32:19.120 Like, yeah, I don't know.

00:32:20.380 When I was a kid, I was fine. 1.00

00:32:21.900 Now I'm fucked up. 0.99

00:32:22.940 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:23.380 What happened to me?

00:32:24.520 He might have a, like a, he might have questions, right?

00:32:27.640 And then it's like, Oh, what, what do you do for your drinking water?

00:32:30.520 Oh, I just drink out of the sink.

00:32:31.680 I drink right out of the hose.

00:32:32.980 It's like, I found something.

00:32:35.460 Yeah.

00:32:35.800 And it's funny too, because like from what he says, he had like a business lunch with

00:32:40.280 the board of directors.

00:32:41.340 And at least it was a theater.

00:32:42.940 All right.

00:32:43.660 He said it was, I worked for a theater company.

00:32:46.320 So it wasn't a bank.

00:32:47.880 It wasn't, you know, a real business.

00:32:49.900 It wasn't a janitorial supply company.

00:32:52.680 It's a theater.

00:32:53.360 Okay.

00:32:53.720 That's better. 0.99

00:32:54.420 I was going to say like, so they're all gay. 1.00

00:32:56.420 We had a meeting with the board of directors. 0.98

00:32:58.620 Oh, how would it go?

00:32:59.480 Was it successful to go?

00:33:00.560 It was really successful.

00:33:01.940 You know, we're up on our revenue this quarter.

00:33:04.540 It was really successful.

00:33:05.580 I wore a dress.

00:33:06.720 Yeah.

00:33:07.480 What?

00:33:07.960 It's about you?

00:33:08.760 What about your job in the company?

00:33:10.320 How's the company doing? 0.72

00:33:11.400 Crazy.

00:33:11.880 All right.

00:33:12.160 A victory for this guy would be like, I lost 30 pounds.

00:33:15.240 I found a girlfriend.

00:33:16.420 I got promoted at a job.

00:33:18.000 And then his idea of a victory is I wore a dress to the board of directors thing.

00:33:22.440 And then they can't fire me because they're probably scared of me.

00:33:26.040 Yeah, my victory was I benched you 25, 12 times.

00:33:30.700 Yeah, it's a new PR.

00:33:32.140 There you go.

00:33:33.340 All right.

00:33:33.900 Let's go to the next thing. 0.61

00:33:35.020 Speaking of trans people, kind of the lady, the lesbian who was banned from dating apps for.

00:33:41.400 This is just a story from someone on Twitter.

00:33:43.420 She said, I was banned from a lesbian only dating app because I had would not be compatible with trans women and women not proud to be women like in her bio.

00:33:52.620 This was after being liked by over 25 trans identifying males, most who had pre-op, pre-HRT in their profiles.

00:34:02.040 Not that this matters as they are still men even after op and HRT.

00:34:06.860 When my sexual orientation calls for members of my same sex, being contacted mainly by the opposite sex is a nuisance. 1.00

00:34:14.540 This is why lesbian only spaces are created. 1.00

00:34:16.860 It's to naturally remove the sex we are not sexually aroused by from our dating pool to make the dating experience more enjoyable for us.

00:34:25.780 If you were a straight man and 95% of the people who approached you were homosexual men, you'd understand how that can get really annoying no matter how nice these homosexual men were. 0.96

00:34:37.220 You'd probably want to create a space where you'd want to meet women who are only interested in men to make your experience more pleasurable. 1.00

00:34:42.880 So she got booted off the lesbian app because she wasn't sucking enough guys pre-op, just a guy. 1.00

00:34:51.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:51.800 That's this guy in the dress.

00:34:53.400 Exactly.

00:34:53.940 It's the same guy.

00:34:54.740 The whole show goes like this.

00:34:56.680 We're weaving a large fabric here.

00:34:59.400 And I saw a meme.

00:35:01.100 Maybe it was like a meme or like maybe something on Twitter.

00:35:04.180 And it was basically saying you need to refer to a trans person as the gender they want to be seen.

00:35:10.980 But when they call you a cis male, you can't say, hey, I don't like that.

00:35:16.200 I'm just a normal person.

00:35:17.400 And then they would say to you, oh, it doesn't matter.

00:35:20.360 That's who you are.

00:35:21.560 That's who you are.

00:35:22.740 That's reality, whether you like it or not.

00:35:24.780 Yeah.

00:35:25.100 I've categorized you.

00:35:26.280 So on one hand, you have to call them whatever they want.

00:35:29.200 But on the other hand, when they call you something that doesn't make sense, they go, well, sorry, that's just how it is.

00:35:34.040 That's how everyone sees you.

00:35:35.260 Yeah.

00:35:35.480 And that's why I don't play the game.

00:35:37.980 Yeah.

00:35:38.300 At all.

00:35:39.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:39.900 I'm not going to call you Caitlyn.

00:35:41.240 And when you see stuff like this, it makes you realize that the trans people are kind of in charge. 1.00

00:35:46.620 And they have more control over the rules than normal people do.

00:35:51.180 Yeah.

00:35:51.540 And as long as straight people are being squeezed, I think the bad guys are fine with it.

00:35:58.100 Yeah.

00:35:58.380 Because it leads to less family units and destabilizes society.

00:36:03.000 I actually saw a lot of people replying to this woman's tweet saying how trans people on the dating app actually are very specific with what they're looking for.

00:36:11.660 Can you show the underlying part?

00:36:13.120 Yeah.

00:36:13.320 This is a lesbian trans woman's dating profile that says, I won't date other trans or guys or women pretending to be men. 0.92

00:36:21.220 Natural born women only, please. 1.00

00:36:23.840 That's Amanda. 0.73

00:36:24.940 Yeah.

00:36:25.260 That's Amanda. 0.73

00:36:26.280 That's Amanda. 0.73

00:36:27.040 Duh.

00:36:29.380 That's a few bucks, son.

00:36:30.420 That's a man.

00:36:31.200 Duh. 0.99

00:36:31.500 That's the worst trans name you could pick. 1.00

00:36:33.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:33.720 A man.

00:36:34.400 Your trans name starts with a man. 0.53

00:36:36.180 That's simulation wing. 0.78

00:36:37.440 I know. 0.98

00:36:38.020 So it makes you wonder, do trans people ruin everything? 1.00

00:36:41.740 What's something trans people add value to? 1.00

00:36:44.960 That's a good question. 0.83

00:36:47.140 The pharmaceutical industry, they add value to that, but that's more lining fat cat's pockets. 0.51

00:36:52.260 That's not really, you know.

00:36:53.520 That's more financial, literal value.

00:36:56.300 Yeah.

00:36:56.560 That's not like you made it a good time.

00:36:58.580 I'm going to list some things and then you tell me if trans people make it better or worse. 1.00

00:37:02.820 Okay.

00:37:03.480 Sports.

00:37:04.360 Worse.

00:37:05.240 Bathrooms.

00:37:05.860 Way worse.

00:37:06.640 Dating apps.

00:37:07.600 Horribly worse.

00:37:08.960 The school library.

00:37:11.860 A little bit worse.

00:37:14.520 Quietly reading?

00:37:15.460 You know, I'm not going to just bully them.

00:37:16.700 No, no, I meant like reading to kids.

00:37:18.300 Oh, okay.

00:37:19.980 Like a middle school library.

00:37:21.180 I pictured the trans person just sitting there like, does everyone think I'm a girl?

00:37:24.080 Reading like the Da Vinci Code to themselves.

00:37:26.620 All right.

00:37:27.200 Well, let's wrap it up with a good concluding point.

00:37:30.480 This was a post made about a person who came out as trans at 10 years old and how their life went after.

00:37:36.220 Yeah, this is from the D Trans subreddit and it says, I'm so bitter. 0.99

00:37:40.480 The trans community says that if you detransition and regret what you did to yourself, you have no one to blame but you. 0.95

00:37:46.700 But I was 10.

00:37:47.800 I was 10 years old, obese, and already looked more like a boy than a girl.

00:37:52.820 I despised myself.

00:37:54.560 The internet told me this was the way out.

00:37:56.900 Gave me tips on hiding from my parents who wanted nothing but for me to not make a huge mistake.

00:38:02.840 I'm 17 now.

00:38:03.860 My breasts are completely stunted.

00:38:05.320 I have severe eating disorder and I've never had a boyfriend. 0.80

00:38:08.180 I ruined myself at 10 years old and the community that once encouraged me now turns their back and ridicules me.

00:38:14.860 I'm so bitter.

00:38:16.300 Yep.

00:38:16.920 That's what you can't forget.

00:38:17.940 And that's why mom and dad need to be driving and not letting a 10-year-old drive, right?

00:38:23.140 Well, he likes cars.

00:38:24.360 Yeah.

00:38:24.800 I got to, Amanda, you know, get out of here.

00:38:28.540 So.

00:38:29.140 All right.

00:38:29.640 Let's move on to our next section.

00:38:33.040 This is our anti-Semitic section.

00:38:35.820 Okay.

00:38:36.380 And it's, Sneeko is the clip holder.

00:38:39.800 Um, we're going to let, just let it play.

00:38:42.920 Are white people dominant?

00:38:44.720 I mean, white people have most of the power, money, leadership positions, capital.

00:38:54.440 Where?

00:38:54.800 Uh, chief executives of most corporations, most college presidents, most, uh, most, uh, political leaders in the U.S.

00:39:07.300 All right.

00:39:07.760 The biggest lobby in America is AIPAC, Israel-funded lobbying.

00:39:10.680 I didn't know that.

00:39:13.540 Yeah.

00:39:13.780 It doesn't surprise me.

00:39:14.880 Yeah.

00:39:15.060 Ninety percent, ninety percent of the politicians that they fund win their elections.

00:39:18.080 And even, like, like Biden's cabinet is all, it's all Jewish. 0.93

00:39:20.900 If you, if you look at a Trump example, um, he married into the, the Kushner family.

00:39:25.400 He's already married into the Kushner family.

00:39:27.040 It's, like, maybe on the TV, it makes it seem like white people are predominantly controlling everything. 0.68

00:39:31.580 But if you actually look at the names behind the scenes, a lot of it are, you know, the undercover Jews. 0.53

00:39:35.940 So, that, even, like, I would say that expression, undercover Jews. 0.96

00:39:41.860 Yeah.

00:39:42.300 I mean, it's, it's, uh.

00:39:43.680 Well, like Jonah Hill, for example, his real name is Jonah Hill Feldstein because he doesn't want people to know, like, his ethnicity.

00:39:51.960 So, it seems to me, like, you have an agenda with this.

00:39:55.440 No, I don't.

00:39:56.200 That's good.

00:39:57.120 So, all of a sudden, it's, what's your agenda?

00:39:59.480 Yeah.

00:39:59.780 This was an open mic platform.

00:40:01.860 It's called the One Minute Podcast.

00:40:04.580 Sneeko does it.

00:40:05.840 She comes on it and immediately starts yapping about how white people are overrepresented. 1.00

00:40:10.920 Yeah.

00:40:11.180 And you assume she's white. 0.99

00:40:12.500 So, she's a Jewish person who appears to be white, who's coming out and saying, oh, there's too much white representation in society and the CEOs and the heads of companies, stuff like that.

00:40:23.000 But in reality, this country was founded by white Christians and is majority white.

00:40:30.160 Yeah.

00:40:30.320 So, it kind of would make sense.

00:40:31.500 And it's not even necessarily true either because the actual numbers for representation are not out of whack for white people, but they are for Jewish people.

00:40:41.060 Yeah.

00:40:41.240 So, we're going to go through a couple things here.

00:40:43.380 But the key takeaway from that whole interaction was actually like a perfect clip.

00:40:48.040 This woman who appears to be white is coming and saying that white people are the problem and they're overrepresented in all aspects of society. 0.99

00:40:55.300 And that's why society is messed up. 0.95

00:40:56.800 But it's actually Jewish people who are overrepresented in a lot of things.

00:41:00.420 We have some graphics here.

00:41:01.820 First is the Ivy League presidents.

00:41:04.480 Seven out of eight Ivy League presidents are Jewish.

00:41:07.200 Here we have Joe Biden's cabinet.

00:41:10.240 It's like every single person at the top is Jewish.

00:41:12.760 Trump's cabinet as well.

00:41:15.000 We have the media.

00:41:17.040 And Jewish people are less than 3% of the population in America.

00:41:20.440 And it's interesting because whenever you point that out, Jewish people will say, well, we're very smart and we have great values and we're family-oriented and it's a free market.

00:41:33.840 So, if we trend towards the top, it's just free market playing out how it plays out.

00:41:39.500 But then at the same time, Jewish people are also big proponents of DEI.

00:41:44.400 So, it's like on one hand, it's, oh, it's a free market.

00:41:46.740 However it plays out, it plays out.

00:41:48.560 And then on the other hand, it's, well, we need more people of color in positions of power. 0.88

00:41:53.600 We need less white males. 1.00

00:41:55.400 And you can't really have both.

00:41:57.480 And I actually saw a tweet that summed up this whole concept from a Jewish person.

00:42:02.880 Can you give both things a read?

00:42:04.300 Yeah.

00:42:04.680 This guy says, who I assume is Jewish, right?

00:42:07.500 He says, why can't Republicans just accept that the whiteness they so very cherish will be bred out of the human race? 1.00

00:42:14.820 And then another Jewish guy replied and said, I can tell you as a Jew myself, it's anti-white shit like this from Jews that creates hatred towards us from white people once they notice the pattern, which most of them have not. 1.00

00:42:28.700 You need to stop. 1.00

00:42:29.880 You are going to get us hurt.

00:42:31.820 Yes, exactly.

00:42:33.300 And then this whole idea.

00:42:34.140 I think that's very true.

00:42:35.360 Like that sort of like self-policing where it's like you can't just say that.

00:42:39.260 You can't just throw that accusation out there.

00:42:41.780 And then you're going to get us hurt.

00:42:43.440 Like this is what makes people dislike us.

00:42:45.460 And I totally agree.

00:42:46.460 Like the white – I'm a white guy and I'm reading a sentence. 0.84

00:42:49.560 Whiteness is going to be bred out of the human race. 1.00

00:42:52.120 We're only like 8% of the global population.

00:42:54.560 And I'm reading someone say this to me.

00:42:56.740 Who's not white? 0.96

00:42:57.640 Yeah.

00:42:58.040 And that's what I'm saying.

00:42:58.820 So I like this guy who says, as a Jew myself, this is – that's kind of the stuff you need to be policing.

00:43:05.460 And then there's another graphic here that talks about what you just talked about.

00:43:10.560 Can you give it a read?

00:43:11.600 Whites are less than 10% of the world population, yet in most white countries, the special status of minority is given to non-white residents. 0.61

00:43:19.740 A Chinaman in Wales is a minority, yet there are 1.3 billion Chinese and 3 million Welsh.

00:43:25.800 This is one of the great deceptions and frauds of our time.

00:43:28.260 That's very true.

00:43:29.420 And then I saw this other tweet about like Israel and Nazis.

00:43:34.860 Can you give that a read?

00:43:36.060 It says, Israel is for the Jews. 0.99

00:43:38.200 You are a Nazi if you think otherwise. 0.94

00:43:40.360 Germany for the Germans. 0.93

00:43:41.500 This is a Nazi position that should result in jail time. 0.84

00:43:44.620 Yeah.

00:43:44.980 So that's kind of what we're dealing with here.

00:43:46.680 A lot of double standards going on in specifically white Western countries, right?

00:43:50.740 Yes, exactly.

00:43:52.140 And demonization in our own countries.

00:43:54.340 Mm-hmm.

00:43:55.240 Exactly.

00:43:56.040 Pretty dark.

00:43:56.420 Pretty dark.

00:43:57.420 Pretty dark.

00:43:57.700 And it's interesting because the people who need to realize it are the people who are being attacked.

00:44:03.120 Yeah.

00:44:03.220 Like white, straight Christian males are the ones who are getting the negative side of it and are the ones that need to notice. 1.00

00:44:10.620 But those are the people that are actually being attacked.

00:44:12.780 Yeah.

00:44:12.940 So it's something that, you know, the theme of the episode is people need to wake up.

00:44:17.760 Okay.

00:44:18.300 And then we have one last tweet here.

00:44:20.680 It's a little bit of a read, but it is worth it.

00:44:22.740 These are very important points.

00:44:24.100 Can you give it a read, Richard?

00:44:25.120 Yeah, it's from the Fisher King, and he says,

00:44:27.680 Men, particularly white men, are being weeded out at every level.

00:44:31.580 The demographic that built the modern world is being hobbled.

00:44:34.840 Consider that universities, when they were small outfits reserved for the elite, could find the West Virginia math genius, John Nash, cultivate him at Carnegie Mellon in Princeton, then send him to MIT to do research, resulting in a Nobel Prize.

00:44:47.900 Now, an eccentric boy like him is probably drugged by some angry woman in elementary school.

00:44:53.140 If he makes it through that experience, he's trashed for his whiteness for years and then rejected probably at all top schools.

00:44:59.320 Then his credentials don't get him the interviews he would need at top corporations, banks, law firms, consulting firms, et cetera.

00:45:07.800 And if he does manage the interview, he might not get hired anyway because of diversity quotas.

00:45:13.540 And if he even gets through that, he will be subjected to diversity training and possibly hobbled in promotion.

00:45:19.800 The only white guys who get through all this are connected and wealthy.

00:45:23.580 The John Nash type, very unlikely he's even recognized.

00:45:27.000 This is what American society is doing to itself in real time.

00:45:30.400 Yeah.

00:45:30.840 Well, it's very important to know that, and I'm glad we covered it on the show.

00:45:34.820 Yeah.

00:45:35.120 That's why it's in Cringe.

00:45:36.320 Our last clip of Cringe this week, this is just a funny clip.

00:45:40.080 But this guy was in court for having a suspended license, and look how it played out.

00:45:46.740 Assistant Public Defender Natalie Kate for Mr. Harris, who should be present in the zoo.

00:45:52.260 Mr. Harris?

00:45:53.440 Are you driving?

00:45:56.400 Actually, I'm pulling into my doctor's office, actually.

00:46:00.520 So just give me one second.

00:46:03.380 I'm parking right now.

00:46:04.580 Your Honor, we are respectfully requesting an adjournment in this matter, possibly two to four weeks that the court would allow.

00:46:10.940 Okay.

00:46:12.400 So maybe I don't understand something.

00:46:15.060 This is a driving while license suspended?

00:46:17.660 That is correct, Your Honor.

00:46:19.640 And he was just driving, and he didn't have a license.

00:46:26.280 That is with the charges, Your Honor, yes.

00:46:32.460 No, I'm looking at his record.

00:46:34.160 He doesn't have a license.

00:46:35.980 He's suspended, and he's just driving.

00:46:38.920 That is correct, Your Honor.

00:46:41.740 I don't even know why he would do that.

00:46:44.300 So defendant's bond is revoked in this matter.

00:46:47.560 Defendant is turning himself into the Washington County Jail by 6 p.m. today.

00:46:51.540 Failure to turn himself in will result in a bench warrant with no bond.

00:46:56.280 Bro, and this is going super viral, too, but, like, we had to show that, man. 0.94

00:47:05.560 That's a next-level retarded person. 1.00

00:47:07.840 Yeah. 0.98

00:47:08.120 That's someone who just needs to be in jail.

00:47:10.420 If you can't even not drive during your suspended license trial, can't pull over.

00:47:16.200 What were we saying?

00:47:17.380 Pretend, switch to the, pull over and pretend.

00:47:19.820 Switch to the passenger seat.

00:47:20.720 Oh, I'm not driving.

00:47:21.660 I'm on the left side.

00:47:22.800 Show the, like, no steering wheel in front of you.

00:47:26.940 But, you know, I mean, some people just deserve to be in jail, and that's where they, obviously, the guy's going to get out eventually, right?

00:47:32.860 But, man, to do it to yourself like that.

00:47:35.980 You're in trouble for having a suspended or driving without a license, a suspended license, and then it's like, what am I doing right now?

00:47:43.300 Yeah.

00:47:43.660 Am I good to go?

00:47:44.520 You know, the one thing you can't do.

00:47:46.860 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:47:48.280 It's going to get a little worse.

00:47:49.280 We're moving on to Urban Decay.

00:47:50.700 We are actually going to borderline speed round through this stuff because we have a lot of clips.

00:47:56.000 The theme of this section is bad parents acting out in front of their children.

00:48:00.800 Yeah.

00:48:01.340 And, obviously, that leads to some troubled youths.

00:48:03.960 Oh, youths are not all right. 0.99

00:48:06.020 So, our first clip is the abortion demon mom. 0.79

00:48:10.260 This lady is talking to a street preacher type who's saying abortion is murder, and look how she handles it. 1.00

00:48:16.260 A miscarriage is a medical abortion.

00:48:18.420 No, no, it's not.

00:48:19.560 Okay, let me educate you, okay?

00:48:20.780 Yes, it is.

00:48:21.080 Well, hold on.

00:48:22.240 Get back.

00:48:22.600 Hey, get back.

00:48:23.520 Hey, hey.

00:48:24.280 Hey, that's not okay.

00:48:25.700 Don't put your hand.

00:48:26.640 Hey, get back.

00:48:29.280 Stop.

00:48:30.420 Stop.

00:48:31.520 Don't put your hands on her.

00:48:33.520 Please, I don't want to scare your daughter.

00:48:34.920 Please get away.

00:48:36.020 You went out for some nice ice cream with your mom.

00:48:40.820 Let's get a milkshake.

00:48:42.220 The mom has a milkshake.

00:48:43.400 The daughter has an ice cream cone, and she's attacking someone in the street and then pinned on a filthy gutter in, like, a minute. 1.00

00:48:51.780 That's how quickly life can change if you're a stupid mom, right? 1.00

00:48:54.740 And then, obviously, what she got upset about was someone defending the most innocent. 1.00

00:48:59.820 The unborn.

00:49:01.260 And it's like, psh, you know, you can go, psh, roll your eyes, disagree with someone,

00:49:05.360 and walk on.

00:49:06.460 I'm not going to let that ruin my lovely day with my precious daughter, who's, like, nine.

00:49:11.460 And was not aborted.

00:49:12.940 And, you know, we also talk about low IQ criminals, right?

00:49:17.840 And, obviously, this woman is probably, you know, she's a white lady in Portland. 1.00

00:49:21.660 She's probably some hipster doofus. 1.00

00:49:23.080 It's probably not super dumb, but, well, you know. 0.99

00:49:26.680 It only takes SSRIs.

00:49:27.900 Debatable, debatable.

00:49:28.780 But the point I'm going to make is not about book smart or how well you do on an IQ test,

00:49:33.220 but this is, like, an emotional quotient.

00:49:36.680 Yeah.

00:49:36.880 And she just snapped. 1.00

00:49:39.020 She couldn't do it.

00:49:40.020 You went from ice cream with your daughter on the street on a lovely day to, I'm in the gutter, muddy, beat up.

00:49:45.800 And that guy cares more about the daughter than the mom does because he's like, I don't want to scare your daughter.

00:49:50.340 Please get away.

00:49:51.060 Yeah.

00:49:51.280 He kind of handled it like a gentleman.

00:49:52.720 And then, also, the daughter sees that the mom is so pro-abortion that it's like, what kind of message is that sending?

00:50:00.060 Do you not want me?

00:50:01.500 Do you even like me?

00:50:02.700 But, yeah.

00:50:03.120 I mean, isn't that crazy how someone can ruin your day so fast from literal ice cream with your children to getting wrestled down by a man?

00:50:10.860 Filthy in the gutter, wrestled by a man.

00:50:12.840 Never seen anything like that.

00:50:13.720 I've never been wrestled down on the street by a stranger who I just passed, you know?

00:50:17.540 It's kind of, and I don't expect to either.

00:50:20.500 I've never seen my mom get physical with anybody.

00:50:24.120 Could you imagine?

00:50:25.200 All right.

00:50:25.520 Let's move on to our next one.

00:50:26.780 You mentioned EQ versus IQ.

00:50:28.860 The next one is an IQ individual.

00:50:31.220 Yeah.

00:50:31.500 Maybe a mix of both.

00:50:32.760 Yeah.

00:50:33.240 So, this one, the mom was caught shoplifting, and this is her and her daughter's reaction to it in New York.

00:50:39.640 Is my mother a love before it be a mother epic rock rock?

00:50:52.940 Sunglasses, a gray top, and she had a dava bag. 0.80

00:50:56.720 The CV gave a description of a female black with a long brain with a white face. 1.00

00:51:01.700 I think he went back to the store.

00:51:02.880 What glasses did I steal from Montclair?

00:51:05.720 Mommy, I know who it was.

00:51:07.260 What glasses did I steal?

00:51:09.400 Thank you.

00:51:09.740 Stop recording it!

00:51:11.160 Now!

00:51:12.040 You should not be recording it without our permission!

00:51:14.800 You should be recording for my safety.

00:51:15.780 Thank you.

00:51:16.260 My aunt stole glasses.

00:51:17.580 It was her. 1.00

00:51:18.280 Do she have a fucking white t-shirt on? 1.00

00:51:20.100 No! 1.00

00:51:21.720 No!

00:51:22.660 No!

00:51:23.280 My son!

00:51:24.020 Yeah.

00:51:24.340 So, the mom was accused of stealing glasses, which appear to be in her shirt, right there in her shirt.

00:51:31.600 Yeah, she thinks that'll save her if it's a male cop or something.

00:51:34.580 Can't really dig around in a ta-tas. 1.00

00:51:36.680 Mm-hmm.

00:51:37.340 I see this, and I just say, take them both to jail.

00:51:40.460 Take the mom to jail, fingerprint photograph processed, and then take the daughter to Beyond Scared Straight. 0.90

00:51:45.920 We can't lock her up yet.

00:51:47.520 She'll be in the school-to-prison pipeline for a few more years, make a teacher's life a little bit miserable, 1.00

00:51:52.420 but, you know, try to scare her straight.

00:51:55.280 Yeah, that's a good point. 0.99

00:51:56.180 I'm sure this kid's great in school, knowing that this is how she's taught to resolve conflicts and shit. 0.98

00:52:01.940 This is how she speaks to authority figures, a.k.a. police, just grunt yelling. 0.99

00:52:07.900 And then, also, there's, you know, the motherly impulse.

00:52:12.840 We saw the abortion demon kind of overrode that motherly impulse in the previous clip. 1.00

00:52:17.380 And then, here, the emotion or desire to steal, the impulse to steal, overrode the motherly instinct.

00:52:25.920 So, now, you and the kid have to stop and talk to the police for a little while because I just really wanted to steal.

00:52:32.260 Yeah.

00:52:32.700 So, two different demons running these two different women. 1.00

00:52:35.240 That's a good point.

00:52:36.000 And then, obviously, the child is learning.

00:52:37.920 You know, certain animals see, certain animals do.

00:52:40.420 Yeah.

00:52:41.040 And that's what we have here.

00:52:42.660 I mean, that's with everything.

00:52:43.620 That's, every kid is, like, you see a little kid who puts his hand on his hip like his dad.

00:52:49.100 It's, like, and it's cute sometimes.

00:52:51.700 Here, teeters on not cute.

00:52:53.520 She's, like, gone like this.

00:52:54.740 Yeah.

00:52:55.060 Like, bruh.

00:52:56.700 So bad.

00:52:57.660 So, you know, that's, my family's going to be a long line of shoplifters, I would think, if she's learning from the mom.

00:53:04.340 And this is happening in New York City.

00:53:06.400 Um, obviously, more disrespect.

00:53:10.120 New York City has, like, lower police officers than ever.

00:53:13.280 Yeah.

00:53:13.420 And everyone's quitting.

00:53:14.680 Retiring early.

00:53:15.680 And there's another clip of people disrespecting New York City police officers, uh, in Coney Island.

00:53:20.860 Let that one rip. 1.00

00:53:21.500 Touch me, man.

00:53:22.060 What do you think you are? 0.99

00:53:22.700 Don't touch me, man. 0.97

00:53:23.320 What do you think you are? 0.99

00:53:24.300 You're my father, man.

00:53:25.020 That's who I asked him.

00:53:25.460 You asked him, press that coin. 1.00

00:53:26.980 I'm going to fucking call you. 1.00

00:53:28.140 You're asking for me. 1.00

00:53:29.460 I'm fucking being disrespectful. 1.00

00:53:30.700 Fuck my dick. 1.00

00:53:31.560 You should have came up and said that to me. 1.00

00:53:33.580 Good.

00:53:34.020 Good.

00:53:34.360 Look how you've acted. 0.99

00:53:34.860 I don't give a fuck about Linda. 1.00

00:53:35.800 That's my business, not yours, nigga. 1.00

00:53:37.180 Suck my dick. 1.00

00:53:37.920 You're my baby, brother. 1.00

00:53:38.800 You're my baby, brother.

00:53:38.840 You're my baby, brother.

00:53:39.540 You're my baby, brother. 0.94

00:53:40.120 Don't touch me again, man. 0.99

00:53:41.180 I'm telling you I'm a hook with you, bro. 0.99

00:53:42.960 All the cameras is out.

00:53:43.960 All cameras is out.

00:53:45.420 That's good. 0.99

00:53:46.000 He says, I don't give a shit about any of that. 0.99

00:53:47.640 And I believe him. 0.99

00:53:48.680 I know.

00:53:49.800 Actions speak louder than words sometimes, as we know in the intro. 1.00

00:53:52.740 And, yeah, threatening and telling a cop to suck my dick with a toddler or, you know, 1.00

00:53:57.840 four-year-old on your hip. 1.00

00:53:59.520 Mm-hmm.

00:54:00.100 That's...

00:54:00.580 Tells me everything I need to know, right?

00:54:02.440 That's what the cops have to deal with.

00:54:03.880 Yeah.

00:54:04.020 And on top of that, there's a next clip from New York.

00:54:06.720 Someone sprayed cops with a fire extinguisher.

00:54:09.100 This is the ongoing series of we're afraid of cops and cops are killing us, right?

00:54:17.880 Yo.

00:54:23.540 Wow.

00:54:26.380 Imagine riding around in that car.

00:54:28.140 Yeah.

00:54:29.140 On your way to get tacos with El Diablo.

00:54:31.820 Yeah.

00:54:32.260 Um, let's go to the next clip of the woman trashing the store with her kid. 1.00

00:54:39.140 You got anger issues. 1.00

00:54:40.680 Fuck you. 1.00

00:54:41.500 We need help. 1.00

00:54:45.080 I'm calling the cops. 1.00

00:54:46.460 All of them, like, don't give a fuck, y'all. 1.00

00:54:48.720 What was she talking about? 1.00

00:54:52.140 Oh, bad throw. 1.00

00:54:53.300 I don't get a fuck about nutter shit. 1.00

00:54:56.880 What was she talking about? 1.00

00:55:00.260 That's assault.

00:55:01.460 Like, you know what?

00:55:02.220 The babies are like a stunt.

00:55:03.820 Yeah.

00:55:04.680 They just learn whatever you show them.

00:55:06.720 That's when they're at the most absorption of the brain.

00:55:10.360 You know?

00:55:10.600 They really are just learning, seeing things, everything for the first time.

00:55:14.640 And, you know, you start going, oh, can I...

00:55:16.780 I can trash the store.

00:55:18.300 Yeah.

00:55:18.780 Whereas for me, it would never have crossed my mind.

00:55:21.080 But the baby is learning young.

00:55:23.100 Exactly.

00:55:23.740 And obviously, all these kids grow up to be young adults who misbehave as well.

00:55:28.500 This next clip, these kids steal a car.

00:55:31.100 And look how this guy kind of tracks them down.

00:55:33.960 The Kill Boys is out. 1.00

00:55:36.280 The motherfucker... 1.00

00:55:37.120 Who caused this? 1.00

00:55:38.540 Who caught these little niggas in? 1.00

00:55:40.860 Hey, who caught y'all a stoole? 0.97

00:55:46.860 Hey, man, take them people that caught back.

00:55:49.900 Take them people that caught back. 0.70

00:55:53.080 Nigga, you youngest here, boy. 1.00

00:55:54.600 Young as fuck. 1.00

00:55:55.400 Nigga, y'all like 12. 1.00

00:55:57.360 What the fuck? 1.00

00:55:58.780 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:56:01.560 Oh, it's another one. 1.00

00:56:02.800 Yeah, urban youths.

00:56:04.120 Yeah.

00:56:04.920 That's what they're up to.

00:56:06.020 That's the kind of stuff they do.

00:56:07.620 And obviously, it comes from the way they were raised.

00:56:10.160 And there's an article that came out that was kind of about guns.

00:56:14.380 And it said, opinion.

00:56:16.140 Why do Americans want guns? 0.82

00:56:17.940 It comes down to one word.

00:56:20.440 That word starts with N. 0.57

00:56:23.060 Did you read this?

00:56:24.140 Or did you actually see what the word was that you posited?

00:56:26.420 I didn't read it.

00:56:27.140 I just knew I could.

00:56:27.980 Just using it as a bit.

00:56:29.100 Okay, thank you.

00:56:29.440 Just using it as a bit.

00:56:30.460 A prop.

00:56:31.200 All right.

00:56:31.620 Let's go to our next part of this.

00:56:34.980 Kids now, you know, we talked about the dynamic.

00:56:37.180 And there's all these different techniques to do to get a free meal.

00:56:41.740 Now there's a new one where people are doing fake brawls in the restaurant.

00:56:46.420 And then everyone kind of runs out on the bill because they pretend they're scared.

00:56:49.580 Here's a clip of it.

00:56:50.280 I told y'all, y'all ain't listening.

00:57:12.400 What's that got to do with us? 1.00

00:57:13.640 Shut the fuck up, buddy. 1.00

00:57:14.780 You love me. 1.00

00:57:16.400 You love me.

00:57:16.600 You love me.

00:57:17.240 You love me.

00:57:18.660 You love me.

00:57:19.200 You love me.

00:57:19.700 You love me.

00:57:21.700 You love me.

00:57:22.700 You love me.

00:57:23.280 You love me.

00:57:23.300 You love me.

00:57:23.600 You love me.

00:57:24.000 Yeah.

00:57:24.600 Looks a little staged.

00:57:25.700 Looks like.

00:57:26.240 Better get out of here. 0.83

00:57:27.200 Yeah.

00:57:28.280 And here's the tweet.

00:57:29.460 This says, according to restaurant industry insiders, an old high school phenomena of dine and dash

00:57:36.380 has resurfaced but with a twist.

00:57:37.940 An ever increasing number of patrons prearrange brawls so the establishment has no choice but

00:57:43.420 to eat the costs of the meals or risk being sued over fake charges.

00:57:47.520 Things are so bad, many of the smaller stores were forced to close and move their lives and

00:57:51.400 businesses elsewhere.

00:57:52.940 Sounds about right.

00:57:54.300 Yeah.

00:57:54.940 That's what's going on. 0.99

00:57:55.940 It's advanced level fuckery, right? 0.99

00:57:57.640 Yep. 0.97

00:57:58.040 And then while the stuff like this is happening, you'd hope that the police would crack down

00:58:02.400 or investigate or lock people up when it's actually like we've seen for the last how

00:58:07.220 many years the opposite out of Boston.

00:58:09.760 The mayor recently just said this Boston mayor, Michelle Wu said she would support a policy

00:58:15.760 that refuses to prosecute the following crimes shoplifting, larceny, disorderly conduct, receiving

00:58:21.920 stolen property, driving with a suspended license, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:58:26.200 Breaking and entering property damage.

00:58:29.280 Shoplifting.

00:58:30.360 Great.

00:58:31.240 So that's good to know.

00:58:33.260 Yeah.

00:58:33.520 Um, and we were kind of having a conversation about this.

00:58:37.120 You guys know San Francisco obviously went downhill.

00:58:40.320 Oakland went way downhill.

00:58:42.240 Some of these shoplifting and like crime allowances, uh, things me and Fleck as we're talking before

00:58:47.500 the show started that like, you can basically, if, uh, Michelle Wu, the mayor of Boston, if

00:58:53.720 this gets like signed into, into law or policy, I don't know how they do it in Boston.

00:58:59.360 You can basically like start kind of thinking about moving, you know, cause the, the wick

00:59:05.100 or the, the, you know, firecracker of urban decay, the fuse has been lit and it might take

00:59:12.360 five years.

00:59:13.120 It might take 10, but you can kind of be like, Oh, you know, that suburb looks pretty nice

00:59:17.620 right now.

00:59:18.160 You know, and my property value is still the same.

00:59:20.900 And this is for people, you know, who can afford it, who it works with their job.

00:59:25.660 And I'm not saying like up and move from a city once it starts, but like, this is a

00:59:30.580 pretty pure sign of what's to come and sign of decay.

00:59:34.240 Right.

00:59:34.540 Definitely.

00:59:35.160 So.

00:59:35.700 And then there's people who misunderstand it.

00:59:37.660 Like progressives don't understand it.

00:59:39.580 They pretend that it's capitalism when it's really crime and looting and bad policy.

00:59:46.140 There, this is, there's a one, two here coming up.

00:59:48.980 There's a tweet about a, uh, from a person who thinks it's a capitalism issue.

00:59:52.500 And then the rebuttal is actually a really smart point that wraps up this whole section.

00:59:56.920 Can you give both a read?

00:59:57.980 Yeah.

00:59:58.180 This was just someone who got clowned on, on Twitter because they posted the standard, 0.99

01:00:02.520 uh, all the shits locked up, toothpastes locked up from like a Walgreens or a target, 0.99

01:00:07.420 whatever. 0.98

01:00:08.040 And it says being forced to ask an employee to unlock a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant,

01:00:12.580 and shampoo is actually insane. 1.00

01:00:14.840 Fuck capitalism. 1.00

01:00:16.360 Well, that's weird. 1.00

01:00:17.320 Cause capitalism, I remember 1990 capitalism was humming.

01:00:21.160 We just walk in.

01:00:22.180 It was easy money, right?

01:00:23.500 Buy whatever you need.

01:00:24.520 Um, and then Wayne Burkett quote tweeted this and said, if the people who created the culture

01:00:30.040 and legal environment that leads to this can still find a way to blame capitalism, then

01:00:35.500 you should understand that they're never going to admit failure.

01:00:38.620 They will never reflect.

01:00:40.180 They won't ever consider that this is their fault.

01:00:43.060 And I think you should approach them accordingly.

01:00:45.280 They aren't rational, honest actors who are responsive to new information.

01:00:49.020 That's what it is.

01:00:50.160 And that's like the example of Michelle Wu.

01:00:52.440 Like you're going to get a city that is constantly stolen from and all your finest retail establishments

01:00:58.300 are going to evaporate.

01:00:59.560 Right.

01:01:00.360 So, yes, exactly.

01:01:02.000 And that makes perfect sense because that's what we see where people think sometimes like, oh,

01:01:06.860 we'll do the progressive idea and then we'll show you that you're the one who ruined everything.

01:01:12.180 Yeah.

01:01:12.540 And they don't see it that way.

01:01:13.960 They don't see society as being ruined by them and their policies of not locking people up and letting repeat offenders out and not putting anyone in jail.

01:01:22.180 They see it as this is a capitalism issue.

01:01:25.180 So even when you have them dead to rights and you have them completely proven wrong, it doesn't matter because they'll move the goalpost and blame the goalpost and blame you.

01:01:33.780 And they'll blame the stuff that Karl Marx wants to blame.

01:01:36.360 Yeah.

01:01:36.480 You ever notice that?

01:01:37.520 It's always, oh, das Kapital.

01:01:39.840 You know, that's why all the criminals are out stealing.

01:01:41.960 It's like, oh, Karl Marx wrote about this.

01:01:44.140 And, you know, they're dense, basically.

01:01:46.400 They really are.

01:01:47.480 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:01:48.840 Moving on to Uplifting Gold, and we do have some uplifting things today.

01:01:53.380 First things first, they're shooting water guns at the school bus.

01:01:58.400 This bus threw water on Espy, for we waited till last day of school.

01:02:13.440 That's uplifting.

01:02:14.580 Not as heartwarming as I thought.

01:02:16.240 Yeah, those kids are pretty good with those guns.

01:02:19.720 Hold them sideways, too.

01:02:21.300 I can see a future.

01:02:22.680 Yeah.

01:02:23.620 Yeah, those guys, they're not going in the military.

01:02:26.040 Yeah.

01:02:26.480 Let's go to the next water fight thing.

01:02:29.340 This clip is funny because it sounds like they shot this kid with a water gun.

01:02:33.700 And then they went and shot him again with a water gun and tricked him.

01:02:38.620 And now they're going up to him the third time, and they're saying, hey, we just want to apologize.

01:02:42.920 And the kid goes, oh, it's okay.

01:02:44.540 I was just kind of mad when you came back the second time.

01:02:47.300 And so I'll explain this a little bit further because you might not know this.

01:02:50.220 This is a game a lot of high school kids play where there's an app, and you join the game, and then they're secret assassins.

01:02:58.460 So the goal is to not get shot by the person who's supposed to kill you with a water gun, right?

01:03:03.960 And they're apologizing to this kid for getting him, and his main thing is, hey, it's okay, but you apologized and then shot me last time.

01:03:10.660 And look what happens.

01:03:11.780 Hi, how are you doing?

01:03:12.860 Good argument.

01:03:13.420 Yeah, I just wanted to apologize for getting you out with the water.

01:03:15.900 No, you don't have to apologize.

01:03:17.200 It's just what I didn't like was the whole coming back thing and then spraying me.

01:03:24.680 So the only thing I didn't like was coming back and spraying me again, and then they get him again.

01:03:29.460 Yeah, again, not quite uplifting.

01:03:31.740 That's a good fit.

01:03:32.660 Yeah, all right.

01:03:33.520 All right, let's go to the kindergarten aspirations.

01:03:35.660 This kid graduated kindergarten, and here's his hopes for the future.

01:03:39.940 Cadence wants to be a gas station worker. 1.00

01:03:43.420 He wants to be a gas station worker.

01:03:50.080 That's more attainable than you think, buddy.

01:03:52.800 You don't even have to go to class.

01:03:54.620 Yeah, you probably won't go to class.

01:03:56.400 Just learn how to count some money, and that's it.

01:03:58.160 But that's a good point.

01:03:59.000 I bet no one can give change anymore.

01:04:01.040 Oh, yeah.

01:04:01.740 Gen Z people? 0.57

01:04:02.900 Cooked.

01:04:03.260 You don't have Apple Pay?

01:04:04.660 Yeah.

01:04:04.900 They give you like 80 cents back when it was $1.80.

01:04:09.120 They just like hear 80, and they go, oh, yeah.

01:04:11.620 80.

01:04:11.980 When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Chinese man when I grew up.

01:04:16.100 Yeah, all right.

01:04:17.400 Everyone knows that story already. 0.91

01:04:19.220 All right, let's go to the donkey.

01:04:22.540 I feel like you knew you were doing a bit when you said that.

01:04:25.400 I was five.

01:04:26.000 So that's why.

01:04:26.920 I was a baby, and I was misunderstanding that Chinese man.

01:04:30.720 I thought Chinese man meant delivery guy because the Chinese food and the pizza delivery was

01:04:35.360 Chinese, so I thought that meant delivery man, and I just kind of like under the umbrella

01:04:41.120 of Chinese.

01:04:42.020 All right.

01:04:42.280 So that's what I meant by it.

01:04:43.460 Thank you.

01:04:43.920 And I said it to a lady in an elevator one time, and she said, he's very honest.

01:04:48.300 All right, let's go to the guy who's showing the wanted posters of the donkey from Shrek.

01:04:54.100 This is my favorite clip.

01:04:55.520 This made me legitimately go crazy.

01:04:57.520 This is a serious business right here. 1.00

01:05:00.320 Damn. 0.99

01:05:03.020 They right here? 1.00

01:05:04.340 Yeah.

01:05:04.800 In this city?

01:05:05.760 They be walking around over there, too.

01:05:08.940 You be showing to a lot of people?

01:05:10.640 Yeah, and then a lot of people have been going inside because these people have been on the

01:05:14.080 loose right now.

01:05:16.180 So you got to watch out for these two, because at nighttime, they'll take you. 0.99

01:05:19.800 They'll kill you? 0.86

01:05:20.660 Yeah, this one. 1.00

01:05:21.480 Especially this one.

01:05:22.280 See how dark he is? 0.97

01:05:27.520 He looks like a donkey in the face, don't he? 0.76

01:05:31.560 The police know about him? 0.97

01:05:33.200 Yeah.

01:05:34.780 It's all been on the news and stuff.

01:05:37.220 Tony.

01:05:38.960 Tony, come here.

01:05:40.960 Real fast.

01:05:42.540 Police know about him. 1.00

01:05:43.860 He'll kill you. 1.00

01:05:44.780 He'll take you. 1.00

01:05:46.060 You look like a donkey in the face. 0.99

01:05:48.400 It's like your instincts are right, but you just, I don't know, you're a little off. 0.99

01:05:52.560 All right, last clip.

01:05:53.540 There was baseball-sized hail in Texas this week.

01:05:57.520 What happens if that hits you?

01:06:08.740 What happens if that hits you in the head?

01:06:10.060 Hurts.

01:06:10.940 And it also- 1.00

01:06:11.680 Fuck you up? 1.00

01:06:12.140 It breaks your car. 1.00

01:06:13.080 It breaks your windshield. 1.00

01:06:14.060 It breaks all your shit. 1.00

01:06:15.720 If you have a car you want to get rid of? 1.00

01:06:17.540 Ooh.

01:06:18.680 Insurance.

01:06:19.380 Hail in Texas?

01:06:20.420 Oops.

01:06:20.700 I don't think they, it doesn't destroy your car.

01:06:23.260 It just breaks all your windows and then your insurance doesn't even cover that or your

01:06:26.540 deductibles too much.

01:06:27.760 The new car that you wanted to get rid of is now even worse.

01:06:30.720 Yeah.

01:06:31.300 All right.

01:06:31.880 That's the end of the show, but it is Friday and we do have shout-outs.

01:06:36.740 Guys, the shout-outs are getting crazy.

01:06:39.140 Yeah.

01:06:39.160 There's going to be a rule soon that you have to be a bonus lander to get a shout-out.

01:06:42.720 And a lot of these people are bonus landers.

01:06:44.480 We're going to go quickly through it.

01:06:46.100 All right.

01:06:46.600 Are you ready?

01:06:47.660 Happy birthday to Bradley Bailey on May 28th.

01:06:51.760 Happy birthday.

01:06:52.240 Happy birthday, Bradley.

01:06:53.100 His son dressed up as us for Halloween.

01:06:55.360 Nice.

01:06:55.660 So we showed him earlier in the year.

01:06:57.340 Nice alliteration with your name as well, Bradley Bailey.

01:07:00.040 Yes.

01:07:00.520 Very nice.

01:07:01.160 Happy birthday to Nick, who's turning 34 on May 28th.

01:07:05.400 He's a UK boy.

01:07:06.780 Happy birthday, Nick.

01:07:06.880 Him and his buddy Tom watch.

01:07:08.660 And Tom is a bonus lander.

01:07:10.120 Oh.

01:07:10.780 So Nick, it's time for you to join, buddy.

01:07:12.800 Good day, mates.

01:07:13.740 Happy birthday to Chandler on May 28th.

01:07:17.100 Also, his and his wife's three-year anniversary.

01:07:19.780 Okay.

01:07:20.020 Happy birthday, Chandler.

01:07:22.400 Two for one.

01:07:23.140 And happy anniversary.

01:07:24.420 And he does a great job of telling everyone to watch the show.

01:07:27.300 There you go.

01:07:27.720 He's been plugging us in person.

01:07:29.480 Whoa.

01:07:29.960 Happy birthday to James Stanley on May 31st.

01:07:32.700 Happy birthday, James Stanley.

01:07:33.940 Happy birthday, James.

01:07:34.840 Two first names.

01:07:35.940 James Stanley.

01:07:37.240 Yeah.

01:07:37.460 Two first names, James Stanley.

01:07:39.020 Thank you.

01:07:39.520 That's an interesting point, Richard.

01:07:41.160 Thank you.

01:07:42.040 Happy birthday to Tony, who's turning 32 on May 30th.

01:07:46.440 He and his fiance, Allie, are huge show watchers.

01:07:49.480 They watched the show while their dog was getting eye surgery.

01:07:53.340 Wow.

01:07:54.200 So we got them through some hard times, they said.

01:07:56.660 That's, there you go.

01:07:57.800 Loud.

01:07:58.460 Like, I'm loud in the lobby.

01:08:00.700 You're watching us.

01:08:02.360 Happy birthday to Walker Mook.

01:08:04.560 On May 28th, him and his girlfriend, Star, are huge show watchers.

01:08:10.020 Walker Mook and Star?

01:08:11.700 Yeah.

01:08:12.280 That's like a baseball player.

01:08:14.100 Walker Mook.

01:08:14.860 Walker Mook up to the plate.

01:08:16.180 Grand slam for Walker Mook.

01:08:17.660 They love the show, him and his girlfriend, Star, and they quote the show a lot, too.

01:08:23.040 There you go.

01:08:23.900 Happy birthday to Mel's husband, whose birthday is May 25th.

01:08:30.080 Very nice.

01:08:31.080 No name.

01:08:31.520 You guys need to leave the name in the request.

01:08:33.760 Yeah.

01:08:34.340 You only get one shot at this.

01:08:37.300 Because if you say, can you shout out my husband, whose birthday is May 25th, I'll do it.

01:08:42.180 But you got to tell me the guy's name.

01:08:43.580 Yeah.

01:08:43.800 But happy birthday to your husband.

01:08:45.000 Happy birthday to Mel's husband, yeah.

01:08:47.020 Mel's husband.

01:08:48.420 Happy birthday to Hayden, who turns 10 on May 30th.

01:08:52.280 Whoa.

01:08:52.980 He plays a wrestling video game with Braun Strowman, who's like a wrestler, and he plays because he looks like me.

01:09:00.240 Wow.

01:09:00.780 It's pretty cool.

01:09:01.760 So happy birthday, Hayden.

01:09:02.920 Have one of your parents DM me, and we'll send you a t-shirt.

01:09:06.740 Wow.

01:09:07.580 Congrats to Alyssa and Alex, who gave birth to their new daughter and future show watcher Emberlyn on May 23rd.

01:09:15.760 Congratulations.

01:09:16.880 Happy birthday to Allison on May 28th.

01:09:19.100 She turns 38.

01:09:20.980 She watches while doing the dishes.

01:09:23.040 Happy birthday, Allison.

01:09:24.040 Happy birthday, Allison.

01:09:25.300 Get those dishes clean.

01:09:26.400 That's Pavlov stuff, though.

01:09:27.880 You wash and do the dishes too much.

01:09:29.600 Maybe you associate us with the dishes, and you start to lose interest.

01:09:33.820 And you don't like doing dishes, then you don't like the show.

01:09:36.140 I don't know.

01:09:37.100 Watch that.

01:09:37.920 Watch that one. 0.88

01:09:38.980 You gotta be careful.

01:09:39.940 Yeah.

01:09:40.360 Happy birthday to Greg, who turns 44 on May 30th.

01:09:43.640 Happy birthday, Greg.

01:09:44.420 Happy birthday, Greg.

01:09:45.040 We love you.

01:09:45.880 Happy birthday to Emily Siegel on May 26th.

01:09:48.680 Happy birthday, Emily.

01:09:49.560 At Persons from St. Pete.

01:09:51.080 Wow.

01:09:51.480 Very cool.

01:09:52.460 Happy birthday to Carol, with a K, who turns 70 this week.

01:09:56.340 Wow.

01:09:56.540 Carol.

01:09:57.380 Happy birthday, Carol.

01:09:59.600 Happy birthday to Thomas, who turns 32 today, May 31st.

01:10:04.000 Very cool.

01:10:04.680 Happy birthday, Thomas.

01:10:06.280 Happy birthday to Tori, who turned 29 this week.

01:10:09.640 Her and her husband are big show watchers, with their daughter, who's 1.5 years old.

01:10:14.440 Wow.

01:10:15.260 Very cool.

01:10:16.260 And Tori is a great mom.

01:10:17.980 She works really hard.

01:10:18.960 Thank you, Tori.

01:10:19.840 That's awesome.

01:10:20.380 I'm a show watcher.

01:10:21.160 It makes sense.

01:10:21.560 Sounds good.

01:10:21.900 Did her husband request that and say she was a great mom who works really hard?

01:10:24.920 All right.

01:10:25.240 A little biased, but I'll take him at his word.

01:10:27.540 Show watchers are high-level people.

01:10:29.020 Yeah.

01:10:29.600 And happy birthday to Dylan Matske on May 27th.

01:10:34.060 Congrats on being pregnant with baby Madeline.

01:10:38.180 Are we announcing the pregnancy to him right now or something?

01:10:41.780 Could you imagine that?

01:10:43.140 I'd like to do that instead of random birthday shout outs.

01:10:45.960 If you guys want to announce a pregnancy or something-

01:10:48.800 Or a breakup.

01:10:49.420 To your husband.

01:10:50.420 Yeah.

01:10:50.680 Or you want us to break up.

01:10:51.920 Or an engagement.

01:10:53.380 That's a little crazy, but a pregnancy is a good one because you're going to tell them 1.00

01:10:57.140 anyway, right?

01:10:57.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:58.180 It's not like you're going to get down on one knee and tell them.

01:11:00.780 So if you want us to announce that you're pregnant to your husband, that's a good one. 1.00

01:11:05.600 That's a job for me.

01:11:06.680 Yeah.

01:11:07.440 Well, that's the end of the show.

01:11:08.480 Thank you guys for watching.

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