TWERKIN ON THE HIGHWAY
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Trump's approval rating is at an all-time high, and a delivery person is tired of delivering Amazon packages. Plus, a story about a drunk driver who killed 5 people in a trucking trucking delivery trucking accident.
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Welcome back to Flack of Socks and Podcast episode 245 today on the show.
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An intoxicated illegal drove a semi-truck into traffic, killing five people.
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Then Big Mike launched a podcast with his brother Big Mike as well.
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Then after that, Trump's approval rating is at an all-time high, while the Democrats' approval rating is at an all-time low.
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And last but not least, this Amazon delivery person is tired of delivering Amazon packages.
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All this in March, Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 245, ranked the best news podcast of all time.
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It's very important to be chalked up these days.
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We're going to show you why in this episode, as we do every episode.
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We're going to go over our trip a little bit more in Bonus Land.
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I thought you were going to say 45, Trump number, something like that.
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But 245, you're usually on the bus on the way home or work starting to wind down.
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But it is Tuesday, so we're not at the end of the week yet.
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We have our first story, Trump's approval rating, as we mentioned in the intro.
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NBC says 44% of Americans say the country is headed in the right direction under President
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Trump, which doesn't seem like a huge number, up from just 27% in November.
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And they say if that doesn't seem like a lot, the last time it cracked 40%, you got to go
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The last time it actually hit 44% or higher, January 2004.
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So, Americans are the most optimistic on the direction of our country since 2004.
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44% kind of leads me to believe most Americans are generally disgruntled for the most part.
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And then also a lot of these polls are kind of fluffed up to push a certain narrative.
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And then it shows you, yeah, I mean, you know, we take polls when we can and when they're
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good and sometimes we ignore them when they're bad.
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But it kind of shows you that the media's ability to fear monger and go crazy on this
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second Trump administration is weaker than ever.
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They're not able to whip up the same support they were in 2016-17.
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But Democrat twinks are still being paid to lie to us.
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Here we have a little compilation of our favorite Democrat twink, Harry Sisson.
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We have some major breaking, major breaking news.
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We all knew that already, but it actually gets worse.
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I found this picture of him with a Kamala Harris tattoo.
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But why would you ever get a Kamala Harris tattoo?
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I don't know why you would ever do something like that.
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Harry Sisson, are we going to say anything about this?
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It's so inorganic that he has to stick to the same script every time.
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When all you're doing is like mongering up some sort of anti-Trump content.
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Like us, we released a social media clip of our podcast.
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And it's like, we're explaining something midway through a sentence.
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And it makes it seem like he gets a script and he goes, yeah, whatever.
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I'll get the check at the end of the month and, you know, it'll pay for my poppers.
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And our next clip is another dose of reality for Democrats.
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These comedians were doing like an open mic type thing, like a panel.
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And they polled the audience to see who were Trump supporters and who were Kamala supporters.
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Raise your hand if you're honest enough to say you voted for Trump.
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And that was in New York City and not one person in the room voted for Kamala, which is
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more proof that the entire Democrat operation is propped up by USAID and voter fraud.
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I was going to say there might also be a psychological aspect there where you don't want to admit you
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Everyone except for Bill Burr, who somehow is moving left when he started on the right?
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Well, actually, I saw someone saying, what do they have on him?
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Because he made a true 180 and everybody knows that he's got like a liberal wife who's kind
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of a miserable person, but we're not going to get too into Bill Burr, maybe in bonus land,
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Andrew Schultz has been doing a great job like talking common sense, which is now considered
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So it's really good to see because obviously comedians need to speak the truth to actually
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And then the truth only falls on one side these days.
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And there was a while where Netflix was given a big chunk of money to that, you know, lesbian
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And he's going by a woman's name now, but I seem to have forgot it.
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And he's wearing some women's clothes, but listen to what he said about Republicans and
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I wish they would spend a fraction of the time that they spend thinking about me, figuring
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out how to make government actually work better rather than making it work worse in order to
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The Republican Party is obsessed with culture war issues.
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Weird and bizarre says the literal trans person who I'm constantly thinking about going to
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Well, there's this thing where Republicans fought back in a culture war.
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We just said, here's a line in the sand after like so much taking of ground.
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And then for this guy in women's clothing and a hair wearing a women's suit as like their
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skin, they somehow think you're not involved in the culture war.
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You're brigadier general, first commander, like the first trans congressperson.
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Admiral Avin is also in the culture war as an admiral.
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But yeah, acting like you're somehow above the culture war is crazy to me.
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Like you punch someone and go, whoa, everybody.
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And a good way to expose the Harry Sisson types, if you ever get them like one-on-one
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or like in an interview, is just say, is it normal to be trans?
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And I think they have to say yes, even though 85% of the country probably thinks no.
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Yeah, and it just happened in a wave over the last 15 years and basically didn't exist
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But now that Democrats are flailing and losing public support, they're resorting to some
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They've been swatting a lot of right-wing commentators and podcasters and Twitter people.
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Yeah, and there's like a long list of multiple personalities who've been swatted.
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I think some Infowars guys, some independent podcasters, stuff like that.
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So basically what they do is they call the cops and they say, oh, you know, this guy at
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And imagine it's one in the morning and you hear banging on the door or you look outside
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and you see people with rifles and you don't know it's cops.
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They kind of are trying to get you in a situation where you have your own gun.
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They see you with a gun and then they get you killed or kill your barking dog.
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But and imagine, I guess the ultimate dream for a swatter is they send a trigger happy
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woman cop to the door and then she doesn't know how to handle the situation and it's
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dark and then all of a sudden, boom, boom, boom.
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And you get shot and you go, please stop shooting me.
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But I actually have a solution at night before I go to bed.
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I put this sign at my front door and it says, do not swap me, please.
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I think that, you know, if you're a cop and you think that you're responding to a mass
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shooting and you see a sign that says, do not swap me, that would kind of ease the tensions
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and deescalate before I get to the door in my underwear.
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The Democrats, now that they're flailing, are also destroying Teslas and cyber trucks
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This was the improvised explosive device lady, woman charged with IEDs.
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There was an update and it said trans Tesla vandal who allegedly threw Molotov cocktails
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at cars lives with mom and calls herself baby herself.
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And then it says sources say, and the source you told me was the dad.
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You go to the body of the article and like the dad was like, yeah, I'll talk to the New
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I haven't talked to him in a couple of years, which is actually my favorite.
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Like New York Post, I guess they're still playing by the rules where you call a trans
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You know, we don't play by those rules, obviously.
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But every once in a while, there's a person who just breaks character and he's like, I'm
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Next, we have a guy who got arrested for destroying a Cybertruck or a Tesla.
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And then the police responded quickly and got him.
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And if you zoom in, I know we don't do doppels anymore, but RRB type for sure.
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He could have had a completely different destiny.
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He could be one of two people on a podcast, right wing, but I don't know.
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Is there anyone more muscular, more jacked, like a Viking strongman of you or anything?
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But unfortunately, I don't get compared to them as much.
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You're towards the good side of the spectrum, though.
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That's very rare for you to be generous in a doppelganger instead of insulting me.
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Well, I'm going to get you back in a few minutes in the first story of Final Page
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There's basically this push online to attribute people saying Christ is king to people being
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Cernovich had a good summation of it and a good call out against Jordan Peterson.
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Are you aware that the group that funded your research, Reading Mean Posts on X, specializes
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in identifying domestic terrorism, and that put your name on a report designed to connect
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So basically, they're saying saying Christ is king is anti-Semitic.
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And here's some advice for the influencer class that echoes this.
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Policing people for saying Christ is king because some people who are anonymous on Twitter say
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Christ is king and then hail Hitler or something, it's not really a winning strategy.
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You know, it's anti-free speech as well, but also, you know, the people who killed Jesus
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don't need to really tell the other people what Christ is king means, especially so close
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So it's not a good look, and it's not America first, so just keep that in mind, everybody.
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Don't get left behind with the Ben Shapiro Daily Wire types.
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Yeah, that's also something that happens a lot where you don't need to speak on every
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You could just ignore it and go, yeah, all right, maybe a bad actor.
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You don't need to formally condemn anybody or do anything like that.
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Yeah, I'd stay away from that one in particular.
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Christ is king, so I wouldn't really try to get into the semantics of it.
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Johns Hopkins University has fired over 2,000 employees after losing $800 million in USAID
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But if you could just cut 2,000 people, you weren't doing anything.
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And you just give everyone money from the taxpayers.
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Another government-funded teat to suckle on for the D.C. elite.
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I think the biggest risk is that we have a small window to deal with climate change, really.
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And there's, you know, it's getting smaller and smaller, less than 10 years to sort of level out and reduce our emissions.
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And we had and have currently a lot of rules that deal with that.
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To throw those all out would undo a lot of progress that's been made to try to reach these new standards for our country and for the world.
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And we will lose our opportunity to really get ahead of this problem or even stay current with the problem.
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So they're just using climate change, as they've been doing for the last, I don't know, 40 years, to just steal all the money and take all the power.
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Someone had a tweet that actually summed it up perfectly.
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This computer model that I made says the world is going to end if you don't give me trillions of dollars in unlimited political power.
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We're talking about the EPA here, who has, like, some pretty unnecessary things.
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Like, when you build, you have to get a survey done to see how it impacts the Western newt.
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And then they conflate, you know, targeted reductions in that to we're giving up on climate change, as if it's not China and India and dumping things into river and coal power that's completely the main driver of all emissions.
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Basically, we were paying to monitor China's air, and now we're not doing that anymore.
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This is what air looks like at 225, more than 20 times beyond the WHO's recommended limit.
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The data the U.S. shared became a go-to for people who didn't always buy into the Chinese numbers.
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The program then expanded to more than 80 embassies and consulates around the world until now.
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Air monitoring is being axed because of budget constraints, presumably the doge kind, what a State Department spokesperson called the current budget climate and difficult cuts.
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The American monitoring really irked Chinese officials, but it kicked off this whole other level of awareness about breathing dirty air and public health.
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No, we need to pay our tax dollars to monitor China's air.
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You see the pictures and the videos of them blowing it out?
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You don't really need to send all the money there still.
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Well, I like it that, you know, and this is what I was talking about with the media's effectiveness and Trump's approval ratings and stuff.
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They try to do a sad puff piece about how we need to keep funding the air studies in 80 different countries because some of those countries lie to their own people.
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And the random American guy who travels there needs to be able to look at this website.
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And then there's a tweet that kind of gives you a hint and shows you how inefficient it was.
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Taxpayers funding air monitors in 80 countries while China bans data exposing their pollution lies?
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Fund American priorities, not Beijing's propaganda.
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Basically, this guy on Joe Rogan was saying, remember Joe Biden had that guy fired?
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The prosecutor in Ukraine fired in order to protect Hunter Biden.
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You remember when Joe Biden was at the Council on Foreign Relations and bragged that he got the top prosecutor in Ukraine fired by the Ukrainian government because he explicitly conditioned the firing of the prosecutor who was investigating Burisma.
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He expressly conditioned their receipt of a billion dollars in U.S. financial assistance on the firing of Victor Shokin, the prosecutor.
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It's so crazy watching him brag about that publicly.
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You know what that billion dollars in financial assistance was?
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They bribe people, do whatever they need to do.
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And then just for like petty political favors, not even for good stuff, you know, not even for natural resources or things that benefit Americans just to like be a swinging dick.
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First is about the population growth recently, where it all came from.
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This happened in the middle of the Biden administration.
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And then you go, you're trying to do the right thing.
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And they're also causing inflation by competing for the same resources.
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And you're like, maybe I should delay that kid just another year.
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And they come in and pop out three kids and squeeze you even more.
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And then the ability to have a kid becomes less and less as they keep increasing.
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And I think that's part of our next story here.
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But Godaways are at 77 a day, down from 1,800 a day during Joe Biden.
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I don't know if we're even going to play the audio.
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But these are the most violent Trendy Aragla members being secretly flown out via plane to El Salvador.
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And we played it at 2x speed just to keep it going.
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But yeah, here they are getting dragged off the plane.
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And, you know, I feel bad in some ways because it's a huge downgrade from the Roosevelt Hotel in Manhattan.
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Like, you picture some of these guys, face tattoos, doing crimes.
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Because the Biden men said, probably the Roosevelt Hotel, Manhattan, greatest city on earth.
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And then Trump go, let's give them to that Bukele guy in South America and see what he can do with them.
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So obviously, podcast watchers of this show, it's not the Roosevelt Hotel.
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But apparently there's a story that goes with this.
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Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller secretly orchestrated the Venezuelan gang members' flights to El Salvador to get the criminals out of the country before an activist judge could take action.
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And this activist federal judge did take action.
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Because the flight was over international water.
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Doing things because you know you're thinking two steps ahead.
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You know a federal judge in some random state in America is going to say, hey, wait, no, we need those Venezuelan gang members.
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Like, we shouldn't get in the habit of doing this because Democrats will do it two times over.
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And it's very funny to see Democrats become the party of law and order all of a sudden.
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And the law and order party that they're becoming is all about due process for violent, illegal criminals.
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Our next story is the saddest story of the whole episode.
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An illegal truck driver who was intoxicated on depressive drugs crashed a semi-truck into traffic that was stopped.
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And he killed five people, including two children.
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When I left, I'm coming and somebody left you when I went here.
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And that's him wearing flip-flops, I guess, while driving the truck.
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Can you do the bare minimum and have, like, good footwear?
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He's barely grunting to this guy, communicating, figuring out how many people he killed.
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And his name is Solomon Weldekial Aroya, a 37-year-old Texas man, is how they worded it.
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Yeah, his 37-year-old horn of Africa somehow got to America.
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And I actually went online and I found some people in the comments.
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I just drove a 3,000-mile round trip over the last month.
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I saw no less than 12 semis crashed in those 44 hours of driving.
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In my almost 45 years of driving, I don't believe I've seen that many semi crashes.
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And then when I first learned how to drive, my dad used to tell me on the highways,
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don't be scared of the trucks because the truck drivers are the best drivers on the road,
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American truck drivers, they know what they're doing.
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Don't think that's true anymore with Salomon Wakalanda, Somalian guys driving truck in Texas.
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The government has been importing thousands and thousands of low-skilled workers and pushing
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These people can't comprehend English and can barely understand the highway infrastructure.
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Another person says, I share my office space with our local transport logistics office.
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All our inbound loads are brought by outside carriers.
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Mostly H-1Bs are flat out illegals in flip-flops.
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So it seems the flip-flops are a known quantity.
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They tie up our docks for hours because they have no backing skills at all.
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Often end up having the one old white guy on the lot guide them into the dock.
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They have to cut through our parking lot to access the entrance gate.
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This guy says, I'm a union carpenter in Illinois.
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Whole crews of Haitians working union job sites at union wages.
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They don't speak English, don't do anything all day, and can't be fired for some reason.
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I asked my union what was going on and got no response.
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I'm sure you guys have noticed, too, when you're driving on the road.
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Kind of give a look and see who's driving the trucks.
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And apparently they are trying to crack down a little bit.
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So they're doing, at the weigh station stops, they're doing English tests.
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They have to read it out loud, and they must also write what they're told to write.
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So just a little spot check for English proficiency.
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Quote, I was actually witnessing people in handcuffs that had been pulled in.
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He goes, we've come across now that if you cannot read or write in English, that it's a $5,000 fine.
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And if you have a company in Arkansas that employs people that can't read or write in English,
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If you cannot pay it, you're automatically arrested and lose your license.
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And so I got a feeling this Somali type had no ability to read or write English.
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But there's like a, it's like a three-leg parlay.
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And so that's where the five people get killed, right?
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And then this next part is a little bit of reading, but this explains how these trucking
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companies employ them via third parties so they don't get in trouble themselves.
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We're not going to read it all, but just the highlights.
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Third-party carriers run cover for the megacorps by importing cheap, questionable labor and
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bribing local governments to lower the standards on CDL requirements, parentheses campaign contributions.
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This keeps freight rates artificially low for megacorps and continues to destroy small business, which they say is the real goal.
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The megacorps can't hire these idiot guys directly because if they do, well, imagine the lawsuit on this wreck in particular, the one we were talking about.
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If this were an actual Amazon truck with an Amazon employee, the lawsuit would be in the hundreds of millions.
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The third-party companies have the minimum $2 million total insurance policy, and they fold the company when these wrecks inevitably happen.
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So there's something bad happening, and there's kind of this energy around America in general, like we need these workers, we need these jobs, or people need these jobs, and they got to come and help us.
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But there's a competing interest of, yeah, we need people who can meet the bare minimum fucking standard to take these jobs.
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And so there's these competing interests, and obviously immigration makes it so much more messy that they're kind of pushing people in.
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You know, this isn't the SAT to get into Harvard where you're spaced out.
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I imagine you can probably squeak by with a couple corners being cut.
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You know, the CDL test, I'm sure there's a written portion where, you know, you're looking over your friend's shoulder or something.
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But obviously this type of guy would never pass and would never be hired for a real company, and so you get folded into some third-party thing.
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And I guess this just goes on to our be wary of who's on the roads.
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You know, you're in Haitians in Springfield and people doing galaxy gas.
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Galaxy gas, illegal immigrants without insurance, not to mention just the boomers, the old people who are, you know, haven't gotten a glasses prescription check in a long time driving at night.
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But now it's trucks, and we thought those were safe.
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And to zoom out a little bit, I think another reason for AI to replace truck drivers would be what we're seeing here.
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You basically ruin the workforce with illegals and DEI, and then you offer the solution.
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Well, let's just use AI trucks and universal basic income.
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But we're going to get to that more later in the show.
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Use this opportunity to help us tickle us the post, juice the algo, leave a like, comment, comment again, notifications on, PO box full, all that stuff.
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Our first clip, we actually have a video of Richard in Mexico.
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Jokes aside, here's us actually in Mexico at the wedding.
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We're going to talk more about it in bonus land.
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We've got some cool stories and decent insights into what's going on in Mexico.
00:32:30.260
A little sunburn, but if it doesn't peel, it turns to tan.
00:32:36.580
But I think it looks kind of cool because it's symmetrical.
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They launched a podcast and here's them promoting it.
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We just need to acknowledge that they look exactly the same.
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So when she released the show, she got 14,000 views in the first 12 hours, which is obviously
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And then the right wing media started reporting on the bad numbers and everyone kind of rushed
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But the comments are, I would say like 80% negative, maybe 90% negative.
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And I would say 90% of the views are just right wingers going to see what the new podcast
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It's a weird thing too, where you start a podcast now talking with your brother.
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Like this, this would have, people would have eaten this slop up in 2012.
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Imagine if Michelle Obama had a podcast where she was naming this and kind of showing you
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inside baseball, nobody cares what you and your gay brother think about like any random
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imagine like behind the scenes at the white house or like something crazy that happened
00:34:10.460
And then you could make headlines, but they're just yapping.
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And one of the parts was like, Oh, I taught you how to dance.
00:34:17.900
Uh, it's a fight and you need to be buying views because otherwise you're going to get
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smoked and I have a feeling comments are going to be off pretty soon.
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Next we have a story here about people changing their eye color.
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Uh, did you know you can change your dark eyes to bright blue eyes with a simple surgery?
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People are going, undergoing this surgery at an alarming rate is what it says.
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So that's I think more evidence of white supremacy.
00:34:52.300
So I wasn't even considered white until like 30 years ago.
00:34:55.860
You're brown eyed, swarthy, but it happens a lot.
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So that's that example they showed was like a middle Eastern guy, but it happens a lot in
00:35:05.180
We have Beyonce in the two thousands versus Beyonce.
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Vivek got a little lighter and I wonder what he's up to.
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They just get a lotion and they just put it on?
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And then over 20 years, you can kind of do a lot, right?
00:35:34.320
And then everyone talks about white supremacy, but then you change yourself to look white.
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Must be deeply ingrained in everyone's bones and everyone's white supremacist.
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Next we have a story that's going to hit home for a lot of us, especially me.
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The headline says FDA cracks down on popular gay party drug poppers.
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And that is RFK's FDA and you know, we were begging saying, Hey, RFK, take away their EBT
00:36:08.640
I had no idea he was even thinking about going for poppers.
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And that's probably why boss in the, in henchman maxing too, was getting so many poppers because
00:36:23.700
The food and drug administration is cracking down on poppers, recreational party drug popular
00:36:29.740
And they've operated in a legal gray area for decades, masquerading as cleaning solvents
00:36:38.640
It's kind of the same thing as whippets, which we've also covered galaxy gas.
00:36:42.260
They say, Oh yeah, it's to do whipped cream for a cake.
00:36:52.200
But so yeah, actually we had a show watcher DM to me and said that they used to work at a
00:36:57.060
video store and they used poppers as like a VCR cleaner and all these gay guys would
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come in and get the VCR cleaner 10 years after anyone had a VCR.
00:37:07.140
So all the gay guys have vintage ways of watching movies.
00:37:11.740
And then, um, a bunch of different producers have gone silent and scrubbed their internet
00:37:19.120
He said, as far as I'm concerned, I sell nail polish remover.
00:37:26.060
Because ever since we did, we mentioned poppers so much, we just kind of loosely knew they
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So you don't have to, okay, chill out, chill out.
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There's a, you know, that's why we didn't want to get into it.
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Um, and then last thing, last thing, just because we're learning more about these things
00:37:57.400
kind of as they happen instead of just using them as a punchline in a henchman matching
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Um, a study published this month in, in clinical toxicology investigated an area in New York
00:38:08.000
city, uh, which poison control center saw an uptick in poppers poisoning.
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So you can get, I didn't even know poppers poisoning was a thing.
00:38:16.520
So that's like top 1% gay guy stuff is, Oh, I got poppers poisoning.
00:38:22.220
I mean, they probably have a narc can type thing to reverse it.
00:38:26.560
We'll learn about that later, I guess, but crazy story.
00:38:30.920
We still haven't forgot about their candy and soda.
00:38:38.780
Our last few clips, uh, as you guys know, I am the head of the best singers club and I'm
00:38:43.460
always looking for new clients and Oliver Tro's trying to extort me.
00:38:46.540
So in the meantime, I'm trying to find new talent.
00:39:18.200
Oliver Cho, he's now giving you like deadlines and saying he's, he's, he's opening bids up
00:39:25.060
He sent me a video and he's like, I'm going to make the sponsor whoever bids the most.
00:39:29.700
So he's trying to get Fleckus in a bidding war and he probably sends that DM to you and
00:39:36.280
To create a false sense of scarcity to sponsor his horrible singing.
00:39:40.480
I left him on red because I've been finding new guys like our next guy.
00:40:02.260
He's not really a singer, but it falls under the same umbrella.
00:40:11.540
Cause if he was saying, no, these guys are nothing too, like Oliver, then you would be
00:40:16.160
Well, and then when it comes time, when you go, when you come up to me and you go, I finally
00:40:20.800
got a deal done and you're Venmoing someone $300 to shout you out in a clip that'll get
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Our final clip of housekeeping, horse wrestling.
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And isn't that, don't they call that a bucking Bronco?
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But you choke him and flip him back on, on yourself like that.
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He was trying to stay on the horse as long as possible.
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And that's how you like break a horse and stuff like a wild horse.
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They freak out and they don't want you on their back at first.
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And then eventually they just kind of go, all right.
00:41:21.780
I may be seeing an episode of Yellowstone or something.
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Let us know in the comments if this is what they were trying to do.
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It's not as trans-heavy as last week, but we'll make up for that on Friday.
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First, we have an Amazon worker who's complaining about working for Amazon.
00:43:22.300
I've been waiting on this day to tell you how much I hate this fucking house.
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The waters, all the shit that you order, all of the shit.
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You are the fucking laziest fucking house in this whole goddamn neighborhood.
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She doesn't have to do deliveries and can just drive the truck around all day, I guess.
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They still keep her on payroll if no deliveries have to be made.
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She can just listen to R&B in her car and be a mad, fat, black, lesbian one.
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And in this situation, she's victimizing herself while calling the people who order the stuff lazy.
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And meanwhile, the people who order the stuff probably have jobs or maybe they're old
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and they can't carry stuff well or they don't have time to go to the store.
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Or a 90-pound woman who can't carry a 50-pound bag of dog food or something.
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So, you know, they have the peasant class deliver them their shit.
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And I mean, it's one thing you complain, but to boil over and reach a boiling point and quit
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and then go back to the house and start making fun of you.
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You should be complaining to Amazon or whoever you're delivering for because I don't know what actually –
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Like, oh, they let me order the dresser online.
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I order the dresser online, but you have to go pick it up from Ikea.
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It's like when they deliver your Uber Eats and you live in an apartment and you have to walk downstairs.
00:45:10.040
Well, if I wanted to go walk to get food, I wouldn't have ordered Uber Eats.
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So it's something I've struggled with in the past.
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Jokes aside, that person obviously should be fired, and it's another –
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I think it was probably their last day, and that's why they're coming in and talking shit, right?
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She's going to go be a mad secretary somewhere.
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AI – people are saying AI is coming for the trucking industry and also, like, deliveries and stuff.
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Well, when you have this mad black lesbian doing the deliveries, people would probably say, yeah, an AI robot dropping it off isn't so bad.
00:45:47.940
Next, we have another person who's mad at work.
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This woman, I think, is going on Starbucks strike.
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At this time, the workers at this Starbucks will be walking out and going on strike.
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We ask strike is to protest all the unresolved unfair labor practice charges and to push for improved wages, benefits, and staffing.
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Starbucks has not acted in accordance with the path forward that they agreed to last year, and we deserve a fair contract.
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We ask now that you exit the lobby alongside the baristas.
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So that chant, the chant at the end, I never understood it when I was doing my man on the street protest coverage.
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They say the workers united will never be defeated.
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Also, another tip, if you're the Starbucks worker, don't go on strike if a teenager can replace you at your job.
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I go back and forth with this, but unions in general for skilled labor and airlines and stuff, there's a lot of unions in America that are pretty good.
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If you're driving a forklift or you're digging around in the sewer, I get it.
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I got a feeling, though, that Starbucks employees just like the idea of a union more than the average employee anywhere else, and they kind of join up and try to do the strikes because that's the type of people they are.
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Starbucks is like, well, we hire this type of person, the blue hair, they, them, barista types.
00:47:56.680
If your job is to write a name on a cup and then hand it to someone who pours coffee in it, you don't have much leverage.
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And they were getting $17.50 an hour with benefits.
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I think there were some – Starbucks is like a notoriously pretty good employer.
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Which leads me to believe they were going to unionize and do this no matter what.
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And it gives you another reason to have AI replace them.
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I'm anti-AI replacing the workforce, but then when you ruin the workforce first, it's going to not matter what I think.
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Like right-wingers, Democrats have kind of become – tried to become the party of unions where the rank and file are a lot of right-wing kind of guys.
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But then the leadership of those unions votes for Democrats and endorses Democrats aside from Trump or the unique or rare case where a Republican like Trump.
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But I'm also way more open to supporting unions and collectivizing the employees when we don't have unfettered illegal immigration, right?
00:49:12.920
So these same people who are like, well, our wages haven't gone up, and this hasn't happened, and no one is illegal.
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Ideologically, it just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
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I guess I'll just go to the Starbucks two and a half blocks away.
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I guess that'll change my morning routine slightly.
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Joy Reid is explaining why America is so racist.
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I mean, and as somebody who's, you know, my parents, my father was from the Congo, and my mother was from Guyana.
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And so they were the immigrants who came here on purpose, and they got the rude awakening.
00:50:00.420
My mother got the rude awakening, like, oh, it's racist, Terry.
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They got a rude awakening from Congo and Guyana.
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Like, the top five most violent countries in Africa.
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They got a rude awakening that America was very racist.
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And then your daughter becomes a millionaire talk show host who's on TV every day.
00:50:27.420
Words are mean, but in America, but at least you didn't get machete chopped by a rival militant group in Congo.
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Our next clip is an almost accident at a boat rental, I believe, in Miami.
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How do you even go on a boat if you can't swim?
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You need a life jacket and you should be worried.
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These guys are out on the floating mat thing that isn't exactly safe that you could slip off of.
00:51:21.560
And, you know, I don't want to just bring race into it or whatever,
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We had a friend at the wedding who told us their babies are, like, six months
00:51:37.240
Like, just how to float and get back to the surface.
00:51:48.080
I don't understand the putting yourself in a position without taking any precautions.
00:51:59.620
And everyone's laughing, thinking it's a joke or no big deal.
00:52:07.360
We have some women preppers, some left-leaning women preppers who are now getting prepared
00:52:13.520
for a, I don't know, post-apocalypse Trump America.
00:52:17.320
And they weren't preparing until this administration, is what I would say.
00:52:23.940
It took me eight months to get a gun license in a blue state.
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In my state, you need to take a gun safety class in order to get your license.
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But after getting that, you need to make an appointment with the police chief of your town.
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Appointments are usually scheduled six to 12 months in advance.
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So I'm just posting to encourage anyone in a blue state to start the process as soon as possible
00:52:44.220
Uh, another one said, uh, we got some blank red hats to blend in.
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We bought a pile of blank red hats that look like the awful ones they wear, but have no
00:52:57.540
If stuff goes down, you can blend in a little better with that hat, but still not be shilling
00:53:04.740
I hate to have to bow that far, but I'd rather be alive if we get through this than dead over
00:53:12.100
If I end up on foot, what's the best cat carrier?
00:53:15.760
I've got cat transportation planned and set up for situations where I can use my car, but
00:53:20.120
I worry about having to abandon a car and go on foot.
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I'm thinking a back front packs or a cross body bag would be the best.
00:53:31.760
If the world ends and it's like an apocalypse situation, you let your cat go and your cat
00:53:38.600
They just eat bugs and rats and mice and they're fine.
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They're actually better suited for survival than you.
00:53:49.460
I should have said overweight, more leftist leaning, but there's what the red hat, what
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They post that gun thing on the website and they go, it takes eight months.
00:54:09.620
It's like, imagine you had a stalker ex-boyfriend or a real issue or a bunch of Muslims moved
00:54:14.100
in from the Biden administration and stuffed your small town.
00:54:21.780
The swatting, the keying of Teslas, the now prepping for some weird scenario where you're
00:54:28.380
on foot with your cat having to blend into a MAGA crowd because you watched that Civil
00:54:32.640
War movie that Obama was a producer on or something.
00:54:37.480
I don't know what's going on, but I just wanted to share.
00:54:40.040
It's very cringe and their reactions are telling.
00:54:48.380
Our first clip of Urban Decay is a pit bull attack.
00:54:51.960
And I'm just going to tell you now, the guy in the blue shirt does nothing.
00:55:34.480
we can't play the whole thrashing video there but you see how flat-footed he was
00:55:52.420
the guy in the blue shirt just stands there and watches like it's a tiktok crazy and here's the
00:55:57.060
thing the point i'm gonna make here the woman who owned the white dog had a lot of time to pick that
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dog up when she saw the pit bull coming and i'm saying this she didn't want to assume the pit bull
00:56:08.220
was dangerous because of stereotypes so she didn't want to offend the pit bull okay i believe that a
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little bit like there's a lesson there there's an off-leash pit bull slowly approaching you and you
00:56:17.840
could yeah you could have a little yappy dog why don't you get the happy dog up you could have just
00:56:21.540
picked up your dog and if the loose pit bull ended up being nice congrats you pet a stray dog who ended
00:56:27.180
up being really sweet there you go you know and at the end we'll play it here in the background as
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you can see a normal man comes and the issue is resolved in five seconds once he gets there
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the normal guy comes with no shirt on and not to make this political because it is urban decay but
00:56:43.740
this is why the bad guys want us weak and low testosterone so all the pussy men team up together
00:56:50.620
to vote against the strong guy because they're weak individually on their own like the guy in the blue
00:56:55.960
shirt what do you think was going through his head you were in a dog fight recently yeah and i snapped
00:57:00.060
into action and fought the dog this guy's flat-footed holding something doesn't even get
00:57:04.120
the girl helps more than him what's going through his mind is oh man this is kind of crazy it'll
00:57:09.420
probably be over soon i just hope this ends soon oh hopefully this dog stops the guy is probably
00:57:14.300
addicted to pornography okay and he shouldn't be allowed to vote yeah and people are wondering we
00:57:19.220
saw you on that ring cam that pit bull encounter uh you're actually we unregistered you and you have to
00:57:23.940
go talk to someone if you want to appeal that yeah exactly so what and we actually discounted your
00:57:29.840
last four elections we purged you from the voter rolls it's over you're purged from the voter rolls
00:57:33.620
like an illegal yeah um but what do you do in the situation obviously number one you shoot the dog
00:57:38.360
number two and some people say this works some people say it doesn't you put your thumb in the butt
00:57:43.600
yeah and hopefully the dog hasn't had any poppers because it'll go crazy but yeah and the thumb in the
00:57:49.460
butt if it works or it doesn't you might as well try especially if it's something you've been wanting
00:57:53.700
to do anyway yeah that's good for a guy like you all right next we have a saint patrick's day fight
00:58:00.820
there they go we had a there we go there it is they're fighting everyone's fighting yep the
00:58:10.140
fighting irish black irish black irish exactly and you know this is kind of the only day where it's
00:58:16.960
allowed because the irish fight too white people are fighting on saint patty's day in chicago yeah
00:58:21.280
so you guys get a pass actually yep didn't expect that to be our urban decay commentary but you guys
00:58:26.700
do actually get a pass if there is a day for it to happen saint patrick's day enjoy um all right
00:58:41.280
what's going on here in the middle of the highway
00:58:46.960
oh there they go like a clown car five overweight black women jump out and start twerking
00:58:56.700
on an active highway on an active highway and the woman driving behind him is listening to christian
00:59:01.960
music probably on her way to do something nice yeah like uh picking up her grandson or something and
00:59:06.800
this is what she's met with so what does that mean what does that mean for us as a society
00:59:11.020
it means bad yeah too far apart from those two i would never do something like in high school we
00:59:16.640
used to do the chinese fire drill where you get at a red light and everyone switches seats but that
00:59:21.020
was at a red light and it just turned red this is on an active highway and then you know so all right
00:59:27.120
let's move on let's not get too uh bogged down by it i don't know i i just want to say like it's
00:59:32.600
interesting because it's supposed to be like this sexual display too like it's supposed to be almost
00:59:38.020
enticing or something you know like that's what they do to get like attention or something like
00:59:43.320
that and i'm just repulsed i'm very disgusted i it's i don't see it in that way at all i just
00:59:48.980
there's a hate that yeah rolls through me i'm not attracted to that at all yeah it's a good point
00:59:54.100
i don't know all right next there was a shooting that involved uh littering of chicken bones
00:59:59.000
something we've talked about on the show before yeah littering leftover chicken leads to a shooting
01:00:03.720
at rainier valley safeway so this is outside seattle a seattle police department investigation
01:00:08.840
uncovered that a shooting occurred outside of a rainier valley safeway monday night was spurred by
01:00:13.500
a man throwing a chicken bone out of his car window uh the man went to rainier valley safeway for
01:00:19.300
cheap chicken monday a little advice free advice you don't want to go to cheap chicken monday
01:00:26.440
ever cheap chicken monday draws a specific crowd we'll leave it at that that's what you want to
01:00:32.460
avoid he eventually launched a gofundme where he only raised thirty dollars we'll get to that while
01:00:37.980
eating in his car the man threw a chicken bone out the window hitting a car park next to him
01:00:41.720
a woman exited that car got hit with the chicken that that got hit with the chicken and started
01:00:47.180
yelling at him the two argued and at one point according to the police report she grabbed a pair of
01:00:51.440
scissors and tried slashing the man's tires the two eventually wrestled to the ground
01:00:55.560
a safeway security guard got involved in the scuffle separating them before the woman pulled
01:01:00.140
out a gun and shot the man in the leg the shooter's girlfriend exited the car and attacked the man as
01:01:05.220
well before they both drove off so it's lesbians they were lesbians and the suspect was not apprehended
01:01:12.480
the suspect is at large and i said i'm actually ready to talk to a police sketch artist for uh for
01:01:19.620
this woman the offender were you there sir no i wasn't but i'm still ready to sit down with the
01:01:24.640
sketch artist how would you describe the person five foot seven overweight black african-american
01:01:30.100
female very loud very loud just start drawing just start drawing and yeah here's the guy jesse's
01:01:37.200
medical bill relief fund and then then jesse he didn't i i didn't expect him to be a chicken bone
01:01:42.300
thrower well but that's why we tell you not to go but yeah thirty dollars raised on a 12k goal i thought
01:01:48.660
about donating but then i said eh chicken bone thrower exactly because that we talked about too
01:01:54.440
people littering the chicken bones as if it just like dissolves in into the dirt or something
01:01:59.080
biodegradable and it's you're throwing it on concrete and it's there for months all right our
01:02:04.040
next clip is a little kid getting interviewed uh man on the street style you're like bro i just want
01:02:10.420
to be just like my dad what's your daddy do bro he's shooting niggers whoa all right cut that cut
01:02:15.120
that so all right so what you want to be like bro i want to be a pip
01:02:23.280
like a why the fuck you want to be a y-ing because i said so and then they start fighting very nice and
01:02:33.480
as we know there's been studies done when you don't have a dad in the household the child is usually more
01:02:39.300
impulsive and unable to control their impulsive tendencies yeah and then if you do have a dad
01:02:44.820
who i guess didn't have a dad now you have an impulsive dad oh so no matter which way it goes
01:02:51.140
you're still kind of uphill climb against the impulsivity even one dad missing in a chain going
01:02:57.380
back time immemorial yeah can have ripple effects throughout time exactly and there's a meme online
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that black kids should start in jail and then be released after years of good behavior very racist
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meme very racist say that very mean would not say it it's very rude but it would work with this one
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these kids are bad these are yeah and i don't know there's some junior prison or something these kids
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would shoot you for nothing i think so long term yeah all right our last clip i always do this when
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we see these kids or we see these interviews or somebody makes the news for something and when i know
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their name i put on a google alert to see when they eventually get arrested and go to jail for
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something yeah and i wish i knew these kids names because these are all gonna hit the google alert
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i just don't happen to know them that's a good point all right our last clip of urban decay
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people using ebt cards at burlington coat factory
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hilarious the laughing there is the most important part yeah because it kind of gives
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away the game that they know this shouldn't work i'm gonna buy brand clothing and jordans or whatever
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at burlington coat factory they know they're getting away with something they know it shouldn't work and
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they don't care and think it's funny right yep so rfk man we appreciate the poppers yeah that was
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huge that was great work no notes but there's leg two to this parlay major like you gotta take
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away their candy soda and their burlington coat factory ebt cash brother exactly all right don't
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get too down or too depressed we're moving on to uplifting gold our first clip from uplifting gold
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is demi lovato before and after so we have a little meme here this is under biden's america
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also by like you know shedding some of those gender norms that had been placed on me as
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share that experience with other people you know showing that
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it it's it's so we are so much more than two categories
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and it's not even it's it's so much more socially constructed than it even is medical
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here's her now in the kitchen with long hair looking way more feminine apparently she got
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a masculine boyfriend oh and she's cooking him pies and shit that's great isn't that nice that's
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how it works because when you're not tethered to a masculine man you do whatever you think is best
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and you're just floating with the wind wacky inflatable arms tube man yeah you're in the breeze
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blowing thinking about gender shit whatever you get sucked into whatever article salon puts out
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you victim of your own emotions oh my god yeah i why didn't i think of that salon and then you go
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in interviews about it this is a great change i'm happy for yeah then you get a boyfriend and they
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just go eh don't worry about that yeah do you know how to cook anything i'm hungry apple pie now
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that's great there's like a natural blend there where the girl likes making an apple pie right
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yeah she does but she just didn't have a strong enough man in her life to feel secure enough to
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do just that okay so that's good that's uplifting another uplifting story bill belichick do you think
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she'll be back depends a person like that also goes like this you know and they're bouncing around
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forever so it's uplifting gold for now if the boyfriend breaks up with her in like a brutal way
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or like cheats on her or something she's gonna buzz her head and get tattoos on her face yeah fat short
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pink hair again yeah all right more good news bill belichick found love he's like 77 years old
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yeah and he's got a 24 or 25 year old girlfriend and here's them doing stuff i guess bill used to do
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as a kid yeah jupiter florida hanging out with his person it could be his granddaughter i don't know
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all right you know he's having fun yeah good for him what do you think they talk about i don't know
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not much sex probably mostly that when are we gonna do that we're gonna do that sex again hey
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babe that was great last night how about again today um all right next we have uh raccoons on a
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secret mission this is pretty cool the two guys are just making their way across that's cool right
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that's uplifting oh yeah um i actually have deeper points for this all right raccoons really thrived in a
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as a codependent like species or whatever off of humans coasting off humans they have the little
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hands they can climb and grab stuff all they need to survive is trash they wait until night when there
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are no humans doing anything and they have free reign that's a good point they're they're probably the
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biggest winners of all of this humanity right that's so true i didn't think about that their
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little hands they can climb so yeah good for them you know i wish they were more dog-like
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that would be a final great piece of the trifecta okay yeah all right next uplifting story uh this
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guy has a barbershop where he makes the kids read while getting their hair cut
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all right that's nice that's uplifting what does he give them a discount or something for that
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probably some sort of child discount if you read the whole time good uh next is a kid who shoots a
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duck that has a tag on it which we'll explain after
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oh my gosh man i'm just gonna bring a bag let me see it
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so it's a banded duck i don't really uh like the crying that much okay but they're rare right
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everybody all the hunters go for that yeah it's one in a thousand and they ban some ducks to track
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their migration uh so if you get one it's rare and then you call it in and you tell them where
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the duck was and then they can like see where the duck went i don't know they like to pay attention
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where the duck goes all right okay that's uplifting yeah you you do this thing where you trail off and
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then you don't care and the duck the duck does something well i liked it and he's doing something
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fun and he's not on his phone and he knows how to read he knows how to read yeah that kid knows how
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to read all right cries a little too easily but it's no big deal okay all right that was our last
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clip of uplifting gold we do have a shout out from nathaniel he said to read the tweet fleck has got a
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new show watcher boys healthy baby boy warrior who already loves the best news podcast of all time
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very cool nathaniel congratulations we love you thank you for watching congrats on the baby need
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multiple devices now where's that hospital looks nice that's yeah i got some little montañas in the
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background looks uh like wyoming type maybe very cool brand new brand new healthy boy love to see
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it the show is expanding eventually with the show watchers have kids who have kids the show should
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get to infinity watchers could go exponential yeah i'm starting to believe all right another
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