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00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Flag of Socks, a podcast episode 244. Today on the show,

00:00:07.600 a California councilwoman's husband was arrested by ICE. She's playing the victim. But what

00:00:12.720 details did they leave out? Then we have more evidence of Biden's ghost presidency that you're

00:00:18.660 not going to want to miss. Then in cringe of the week, drag queens are still legally trying to get

00:00:23.740 close to your children for some reason, this time in Texas. And last but not least, we have

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00:02:22.200 Thank you, my Patriots. Welcome back, everybody. Happy Tuesday. Thank you. We do have a little bit

00:02:27.540 of a housekeeping within housekeeping, a little bit of an announcement. There's not going to be a show

00:02:31.300 on Friday, but there will be a bonus land just telling you guys now so no one gets upset. Yeah.

00:02:36.620 And we can start the show. Let's see if we're traveling. Yeah, we're traveling. We'll tell you

00:02:40.040 where we're going after. That way, no one tries to get us where we're going. There's an operational

00:02:44.520 security concern, but we won't be here. We'll be gone like the wind. Stop sack. Yeah. All right.

00:02:51.380 Let's get into the show unless you have anything. No, no notes. I have something very important I

00:02:56.180 want to start the show off with. It has come to our attention that Jerry Nadler smells like shit.

00:03:02.940 How did that come to our attention? Multiple people have said it. They said they go into his office and

00:03:08.200 there's a putrid smell. Okay. And it smells horrible. And then people have said that the

00:03:13.100 man himself has a very strange, disgusting odor about him as well. It's been corroborated by

00:03:18.960 multiple people independently saying this. Jerry Nadler smells like shit. It rings true. I haven't

00:03:24.720 smelled the guy. I met him up close, but we were outside. Yeah. Diluted. It was a little diluted,

00:03:29.740 but it does ring true. I bet he's got like a stinky chair, especially if it's a cloth seat. It's

00:03:35.840 probably stinky, stinky from like 30 years ago. And it's been soaking up all the Jerry

00:03:39.820 Nadler juices for a while. So Jerry Nadler smells like shit. If you guys can actually confirm

00:03:45.080 it and like get inside his office legally without being sketchy. You might be crossing a line.

00:03:50.640 If you work there or if you're in Congress or something, let us know. Don't go there on your

00:03:55.480 own accord because we said to. Okay. All right. Let's get into the real show. Okay. The Biden ghost

00:04:01.360 presidency that we mentioned in the intro, we have more evidence that proves that. Can you

00:04:05.740 read the Kyle Becker tweet, please? Yeah. The house oversight project finds the Biden presidency

00:04:10.020 in quotes, uh, was almost entirely run by auto pen signature. We gathered every document we could

00:04:15.920 find with Biden's signature over the course of his presidency says oversight PR all used the same

00:04:21.660 auto pen signature, except for the announcement that the former president was dropping out of the

00:04:25.480 race last year. Here is the auto pen signature. And there are a couple examples where it's the same

00:04:30.040 signature every time. So they basically use that auto pen on every single thing. Like you said,

00:04:34.560 except for, Hey, I'm dropping out of the 2024 race. So I guess that was really him. Um, and this

00:04:42.080 was obviously we reported on it last week and then this came out right after the episode, but, uh, the

00:04:47.360 Missouri attorney general was going after Biden's executive orders, some pardons, things like that,

00:04:52.540 which kind of sparked a, uh, federal ability to do that. But I think it's easy now that we have the

00:04:58.180 auto pen proof. Yeah. And they basically didn't even weekend at Bernie's home. They let him just sit

00:05:03.840 in the lawn chair with the sunglasses on. They don't even need the corpse. They just ran the

00:05:08.780 auto signature pen and the whole presidency was ran by like 20 something year old staffers. Yeah.

00:05:14.580 So the meme of weekend at Bernie's someone, it's actually easier than ever. There's an auto

00:05:18.440 at least we get a Bernie's. He's got to be there. You guys got to hold the pen. It's hard to wrangle

00:05:23.240 him around and now they don't even have to do that. So it's crazy. Yeah. The auto pen next.

00:05:27.880 All right. Let's move on. Imagine getting all the criminals he pardoned back into jail.

00:05:32.840 Hey, it's all auto pen. Sorry, brother. We got to ice rate all the people he pardoned. Crazy.

00:05:37.200 And then you could make the argument that Kareem Jean-Pierre, which is our next story,

00:05:40.720 could be, uh, pulled back as well because he put her into power. Yeah. Kentonji Brown Jackson,

00:05:46.060 you mean, you keep saying Kareem Jean-Pierre. I don't think you've even have the brain space to

00:05:50.100 separate the two. Yeah, I don't. And it's the, they have three names, you know?

00:05:54.360 Yeah. Three names starting with a K. Black lady with three names. It's tough. Can you read the

00:05:57.780 headline please? Yeah. Justice Amy Coney Barrett arranged for someone to sing songs from Hamilton

00:06:02.700 at Kentonji Brown Jackson's welcome party. A little too friendly. Yeah. You guys shouldn't

00:06:08.600 really be friendly, but I guess if you work together for a lifetime appointment, there's

00:06:12.440 a little olive branch, but. I don't like that the ladies are teaming up. Yeah. Because you know,

00:06:17.460 when like you have an event or a social thing or even a family gathering, like the men go do stuff.

00:06:22.220 Yeah. And then the ladies like go talk and cry. Yeah. It's the grill versus kitchen. Cry. I missed

00:06:28.860 that. I was agreeing a little too quickly. They feel bad for themselves and they cry about like

00:06:33.220 what grandma went through. Yeah. And the men like are quiet and they smoke cigs or cigars and they,

00:06:40.080 they do other stuff. Yeah. They're smoking the meat, that sort of thing. Yeah. Um, another thing

00:06:44.300 I'm just generally disgruntled about Kentonji Brown Jackson. She, I think she did the make a wish

00:06:49.040 thing where they let her perform in Hamilton. Yeah. Hamilton is a very leading indicator of just

00:06:54.980 being a mediocre leftist, right? Yeah. If you're just kind of a low IQ leftist, you love Hamilton.

00:07:00.960 You eat that slop up. Real theater kid shit. I saw it three times. Yeah. If I was in the Supreme

00:07:07.000 Court, my thing, instead of being like, Oh, I got Kentonji Brown Jackson, Hamilton songs. My thing

00:07:12.580 would be, Oh yeah. He gets lunch every Friday with a, what's his name? Clarence Thomas. Yeah.

00:07:18.020 Oh yeah. Fuck us gets lunch every Friday with Clarence Thomas. Like those two are kind of paired

00:07:21.840 up. Okay. That's, you know, that's how it would be if I was in the Supreme Court. No, nothing Hamilton

00:07:26.080 related, nothing Hamilton related. Although I don't mind musicals. Okay. Daylight savings.

00:07:30.880 Have you ever seen Hamilton? No. Okay. No, I haven't seen Hamilton. I've seen phantom

00:07:35.520 Les Mis, uh, mama Mia, uh, phantom twice actually. So you're hanging out with the women at the

00:07:41.960 hairspray. You're crying about mama Mia and hairspray. You're watching John Travolta in drag.

00:07:46.720 Yeah. It was actually Harvey, uh, Firestein. Okay. Yeah. Even Gare. He was the mom. That's

00:07:51.860 even worse actually. It was a good show. It's a good show. All right. Um, all right. Daylight

00:07:56.900 savings just happened, which we're happy about. And I think we're both of the camp of no more

00:08:02.500 daylight savings time. Yeah. I like it when it stays bright later. Me too. I'm not a farmer,

00:08:08.060 guys. And then people in Florida are trying to make this permanent, the jump ahead. Can

00:08:12.640 you play the Rick Scott clip? Senator Rick Scott here. I hear from Americans, it seems like

00:08:16.560 every day, they're sick and tired of changing their clocks back and forth. I mean, we need

00:08:20.840 to lock the clock. Now we have President Trump in the White House. He agrees. Lock the clock.

00:08:25.940 I have a bill. It's called the Sunshine Protection Act, which would lock the clock and stop this

00:08:30.500 forever changing twice a year. So let's make sure this is the last time we can change it.

00:08:34.820 All right. I don't know if it's such a good idea anymore. I don't know. Maybe, maybe we

00:08:38.060 keep it the way it is. I'm not sure. Does Israel want us to change the clock forward so they

00:08:42.620 could maybe get an extra hour of interest rates or something? Ah. Well, bro, shit. But what

00:08:49.840 the hell is that? What's going on here? There's no American flag in your office. You're in

00:08:54.080 Florida and then you have that flag hanging up. And then not only that, okay, it's in

00:08:57.860 your office. Not great. You're shooting a video about an American issue and you got

00:09:03.200 the Israel flag in the background. That's bait. He's baiting someone. Yeah. He's baiting

00:09:07.000 me. And then who got me? Yeah. So you're on watch. Bad PR for no reason.

00:09:13.140 Rick Scott's on watch. Okay. Let's get to our next story. There's an MSNBC panel and they

00:09:18.100 were talking about the war in Ukraine and how important it is to support Ukrainians. And it

00:09:23.300 gets kind of dark at the end. Who's watching? Yes. Who just heard you say Donald Trump is

00:09:28.540 not standing up for Ukraine. What do you say to the person who says, well, I don't care

00:09:33.680 about Ukraine. I want Donald Trump to stand up for America. What do you say to them?

00:09:37.700 I don't know where you got that. I mean, I don't have time for it. Yes, but we hear it.

00:09:41.820 We hear it. Here's the thing. Where did you grow up? Did you grow up in a place where you

00:09:46.080 thought the Russians were the good guys? What part of America did you grow up in where they

00:09:49.780 taught you? The Russians were the good guys and our allies were the bad guys. That's

00:09:53.480 the, that's the flip here that we need to continue to remind people. The Russians are

00:09:56.480 the bad guys. They're raping women. They're killing children. They're bombing cities. The

00:10:00.300 Ukrainians are the noble good guys. Some ways they're more American than we are over the

00:10:04.000 last couple of years. Ah, some ways they're more American than we are. That's why we have

00:10:07.720 to give them our tax dollars forever. Not American enough to pay taxes. But the argument

00:10:13.040 here is like, where did you grow up? Like, haven't you ever seen a big Hollywood movie

00:10:17.240 where the bad guys are the Russians? Like Rocky, Ivan Drago, what's the other? Air Force

00:10:22.920 One. Yeah. You ever see Red Dawn? You ever see Top Gun? They're not Russian, but it's heavily

00:10:27.900 implied they are. That's the worldview. It's good and bad. And Ukraine, oh, Ukraine's such

00:10:33.040 a good ally. We have to defend them. Then we must have a mutual defense pact with them

00:10:37.120 or something, right? Yeah. Oh no, we don't? They're not in NATO? Okay. So how long does this

00:10:42.220 go? This war has been going since 2022? How long? I have a feeling that you can let it go

00:10:46.960 forever if they could. Yeah. Proxy war with Russia. We have to continue the proxy war.

00:10:50.780 That's as American as it gets. Yeah. Not supporting a proxy war. That's un-American.

00:10:55.080 And that's actually kind of true given our history. But that's not MAGA, right? That's

00:11:00.100 the whole point. That's not MAGA. And he didn't have an answer at first too. He goes,

00:11:04.140 he does one of those. It's like, you're on TV. You're supposed to articulate the argument,

00:11:08.840 brother. Sylvester Stallone was fighting that big Russian guy. He was training in the barn.

00:11:14.820 You don't remember this? Air Force One, they hijacked the president. That was in the movies.

00:11:19.720 1996. I like Russia more than Ukraine. We have a more in line with Russia than Ukraine. And that's

00:11:27.920 just the facts. I know people don't like that. The boomers, the Fox News people don't like saying

00:11:32.040 that. Regardless of even reaching that point. And I get it. I don't care one way or another,

00:11:37.800 especially with the way Democrats acted with Ukraine and treating it like the way they did,

00:11:42.260 which was a CIA type vassal state, right? Oh yeah. Big time. But even not, then how long does

00:11:48.600 this go? How long, how many bodies, how many dollars, right? And how many bodies do they even

00:11:53.780 have left? Not many. And not how many dollars? And then like, what are our options? Like Ukraine with

00:11:59.040 no men left and it's a money laundering CIA state, or do we make Russia an even worse enemy and then

00:12:06.580 drive them into China? Yeah. You know? I think we should kind of play friendly and, you know,

00:12:13.020 halt that Russia-China relationship a little more. Yeah. China with Russia's natural gas reserves.

00:12:19.180 I wonder if that could hurt us down the road in 20 years. Yeah. Maybe. Let's play it smart. Okay.

00:12:23.880 Let's get into our Doge section. We have a few updates, nothing crazy, but there is a new Doge

00:12:28.320 clock which tells us how much money has been saved and how much money per taxpayer. Can you give that a

00:12:32.960 read from Scott Pressler? Yeah. It says the U.S. debt clock has now been updated to not only include

00:12:37.320 Doge, but also savings per taxpayer. And the number so far is $175 billion in Doge savings,

00:12:43.380 which is about $1,500 per taxpayer. And keep in mind, and then let's go to the next

00:12:48.840 asset and the next, oh, what, oh, what is this? Oh. No, you sent this to me. Yeah. These are just

00:12:56.060 picks from my phone. It was supposed to just be the Doge clock. Okay. But the good news. Ignore that.

00:13:01.020 Please. Ignore that. I don't know how those got in there. Those were just pictures from my phone.

00:13:04.480 I did not mean to send those. No big deal, dude. That's okay. But the good news about the Doge

00:13:08.680 clock is a lot of these contracts were getting renewed every year. So it's only been like a

00:13:13.480 month of doing Doge and we're already saving $1,500 per taxpayer. And that would have been like

00:13:18.420 $1,500 every year if Kamala Harris was still in power. Yeah. Recurring cost is a huge thing. And

00:13:23.740 that's why illegals too. I think we'll get into that later. Yeah. Huge. Okay. Next on CNN,

00:13:29.640 there was a debate about Doge and if it's actually doing good things. And then Van Jones accused the

00:13:35.280 person who makes the right-wing talking point, he accuses him of lying. The initial blush of

00:13:41.060 Musk with his chainsaw may have had some resonance. The fact that he's cutting down

00:13:47.500 stuff indiscriminately, less so. Well, it's not all indiscriminate. I mean,

00:13:51.780 we don't really need the transgender mice, do we? That's not even real.

00:13:54.940 It is real. I'm sorry, man. It's real. No, listen. Is it real or not? Hold on a second.

00:13:59.540 Did we, did we have to, did we have to say it was real or not? No, no, hold on. It's real.

00:14:03.700 I mean, Musk is a sheep. It's a real thing. No, no, no. My point is, listen, they weren't talking

00:14:09.000 about transgender. Don't defend the mice. No, no. Listen, you don't want to talk about it? We don't

00:14:14.340 have to talk about it. But it wasn't transgender. It was a different term that was misinterpreted as

00:14:19.180 transgender. They were actually trying to do basic medical experiment on mice to figure out.

00:14:23.020 Don't spoil a good troll. So they're saying that the transgender mice thing was fake.

00:14:27.440 Yes. And that he was lying. And then he's trying to say, oh, it's transgenic mice,

00:14:31.420 which they confused. That was a different experiment. They were doing transgender mice

00:14:36.020 experiments and CNN had to retract and correct on the record.

00:14:40.220 Yeah. And Van Jones was behind because you can tell Scott Jennings had already said,

00:14:46.600 didn't we correct that? Because CNN had issued a correction and Van Jones doesn't keep up with

00:14:51.160 the internal office memos or something. And he's like, no, it was transgenic. So transgenic,

00:14:55.540 meaning like altering the DNA of a mouse. And, but it, this was what Trump mentioned in his State

00:15:01.460 of the Union, 8 million for transgender mice, which is what this is all about. They were giving

00:15:05.980 mice sex hormones, which make them trans. And then the leftists argued that like, oh, well,

00:15:12.200 we need to do animal testing. The federal government does. I don't think so.

00:15:16.520 Well, then how are we going to be able to trans everybody else? Yeah. You don't.

00:15:20.100 And then the funny thing is it's like giving them intersex hormones or the opposite sex hormones for

00:15:25.920 mice. That's all that being trans is that and a couple of surgeries. So that's really it. So they

00:15:32.960 basically are for all intents and purposes, trans mice that cost the taxpayer you $8 million.

00:15:38.160 Big bucks, buco bucks. All right. Next we found, I found a guy, I just took a screenshot of this,

00:15:44.480 um, but he basically was saying that he's getting money for hormones from Planned Parenthood. Can

00:15:51.380 you just read what the caption says? He said, good news squad. I found out we may get hormones

00:15:55.520 same day through Planned Parenthood. So he's not getting money, but he can get approved and get

00:15:59.700 the hormones same day. And then we looked into what Planned Parenthood does. This is like a kind of

00:16:04.940 a few years old cause it's a little delayed, but can you read the overview? Yeah. Planned Parenthood,

00:16:09.320 we asked if they received federal money, which obviously they do. Planned Parenthood receives

00:16:14.020 federal funding through grants, contracts, and Medicaid reimbursements. In the 2022,

00:16:18.660 2023 fiscal year, Planned Parenthood received almost 700 million in taxpayer funding. Wow. Which

00:16:24.760 is 34% of their revenue. Yeah. So to get same day hormones, we're subsizing that. So Doge. Yeah.

00:16:32.200 Hello. Doge. Found one. Found one. So not to connect the dots to, uh, crassly, uh, but I got a feeling

00:16:40.740 something crass is coming. You know, Oh, good news. Planned Parenthood is letting me get hormones

00:16:45.620 same day. Oh, also Planned Parenthood gets all this money from the federal government. Do any of

00:16:50.760 those dollars cross over? You feel like the government's not giving money for people to go

00:16:55.500 trams? Yeah. It's too good to be true. All right. That wasn't as crass as I thought. I thought it was

00:17:00.860 a real dumb bit coming. I barely know what crass means. There you go. All right. Let's get to our

00:17:05.580 migrant section. We have a packed migrant section. Nothing crazy. First things first. Can you read

00:17:10.120 the headline? Yeah. Uh, breaking small business administrator, Kelly Loeffler announces that she

00:17:14.700 is implementing citizenship verification for loans, ensuring that no taxpayer dollars go to support

00:17:20.420 illegal aliens. You were giving loans, business loans to illegal aliens. You didn't require that

00:17:26.640 already. Citizenship for small business, American taxpayers. Oh, that's good. That's great. No more

00:17:33.060 loans for illegal immigrants. Oh, great. And here's something that, uh, I think is important to

00:17:38.460 remember. It's like, we were in such a negative, uh, direction with the Biden administration that it

00:17:45.380 takes time. And we're still early in the, for the second Trump administration. It takes time just to

00:17:51.620 get back to neutral, right? Yeah, exactly. The border crossings are down, uh, everything that got back to

00:17:57.000 neutral quick, uh, just with some strong words, all these little things, these programs, and then the blue

00:18:02.460 states are still going to be doing them. We still have a lot of work to do across the country just

00:18:06.340 to get back to neutral, let alone gain ground, which is what we want. That's a good point. Like

00:18:09.900 we want to have all these like, you know, ideas come to fruition, but you have to get back to like

00:18:15.460 normal first because what was going on was so far from normal that you have to go uphill to even get

00:18:21.000 to the flat ground. All the government funded legal aid for illegals and stuff like that. We got to get

00:18:26.100 that back to neutral. Um, so there's a lot of things and, you know, obviously we're still

00:18:30.420 deporting all the criminals first, but got to get back to neutral. Then we got to get on offense,

00:18:34.880 right? Exactly. All right. Let's get to our next clip. One of my favorites. She's my, uh,

00:18:40.240 my pick to click. She's my favorite lately. Jasmine Crockett. Listen to what she says about

00:18:44.980 illegal immigration. City law enforcement, local law enforcement, they are always going after crime

00:18:50.920 and they don't say, Oh, you committed a murder. Oh, but you're an immigrant. Well, let me let you go.

00:18:55.740 Right. So they are always focused on crime. They continue to say things like the illegals

00:19:00.520 and that they broke the law coming in. But what they're not telling the American people is that

00:19:05.260 it is a civil violation. It is not a criminal violation to enter the country illegally. It's

00:19:12.080 not. Yeah. It's not a criminal violation to enter the country illegally. Say the sentence again,

00:19:18.020 slowly, very slowly, as if it were an ACT question. Fact checkers check this and that was not true.

00:19:25.060 According to this, you don't have to read the whole thing, but what is the code?

00:19:28.420 Uh, code 1325 improper entry by an illegal improper time or place or avoidance of examination or

00:19:34.160 inspection, blah, blah, blah. It's illegal. It's Jasmine Crockett. It's illegal. She said

00:19:38.800 illegal in her thing describing why it's not illegal. Yeah. And I think they're part of her issue

00:19:45.480 is she has the big fake eyelashes and she can't like read it all. Yeah. So here she is reading a bill.

00:19:50.940 I don't think she's a great reader as it is, but I skimmed it. I got the gist. Yeah. And then

00:19:56.620 that's her read the bill. You know, what do you expect? And also to go back to this, is that her

00:20:00.860 with a picture of herself behind her giving an interview? That's a, that's a, yeah. Black woman

00:20:05.760 speaking. There's a photo of a black woman speaking too. Gives you a level of what the ego is that we're

00:20:10.740 operating with here. They're gonna try to make her, maybe the VP, maybe not the full president.

00:20:15.720 They're going to try to keep pushing her up. I love it. She can get up on stage with Megan The

00:20:20.220 Stallion. Yeah. Wow. That would be great. Okay. And keep in mind, she just said it's not illegal to

00:20:26.900 come in the country illegally. That's the type of rhetoric Democrats have used that, which caused

00:20:31.880 the border crisis, including the white house, Joe Biden during his time. And then during that time,

00:20:36.500 when the border was completely flooded with thousands of people a day coming across the media

00:20:41.720 carried water for Biden and said, oh, he can't do anything about it. Oh, it's not the president who

00:20:46.520 can stop this. It's not Joe Biden's fault. He's doing the best he can. We have actually have a

00:20:50.360 compilation here of that. Republicans keep saying Biden doesn't need Congress. He can stop what's

00:20:55.340 happening at the border all by himself. Can you fact check that for us? Because we here all know

00:21:00.520 that's not true. Republicans have been saying largely wrongly, right? Because saying that the

00:21:05.620 president can close the border unilaterally on his own. The president actually doesn't have the

00:21:09.180 authority under law to do that. There's only so much President Biden can do with executive

00:21:13.980 action. And he did try to do whatever he could. They actually are doing everything they can.

00:21:21.540 The president's hands are doing everything they can. You get the point. They all got in line and,

00:21:26.340 you know, staffers were using an auto pen signature. The media was all covering and it was

00:21:31.200 it turns out it was all fake and gay. Turns out it was all fake and gay. And then Trump gets in and

00:21:36.500 border crossings are down over 90% pretty much instantly. Which is just back to neutral.

00:21:41.600 Remember, that's what it should be. There should be none. But you know, that's what they do. They

00:21:46.400 lie, they lie, they try to create a narrative and then reality hits them when Trump comes into power

00:21:51.100 and 90% plus down border crossings. Okay, let's get to our next story. You know, that app that they

00:21:59.140 gave the Haitians and a bunch of other migrants that allowed them to expedite the entry into the

00:22:04.340 country process. Yeah, basically just submit a picture and your name and say, are you here now?

00:22:09.300 And they go, yeah, I am. I'm in. Okay, you're allowed. So Trump and his team repurposed that app

00:22:15.620 to make it a self deportation app. Can you read the gist? Yeah, the Trump admin has repurposed the

00:22:20.380 controversial Biden era CBP one cell phone app into a self deportation app called CBP home that launches

00:22:26.540 today. DHS tells me any migrants who had the prior app will have it auto update to this new app.

00:22:33.300 Um, and it allows illegal aliens and migrants in the US to register with border patrol to self

00:22:39.520 deport. They fill out their information. Uh, and I, I think the trick to this is, uh, the app gives

00:22:46.600 aliens, uh, the option to leave and now self deport. So they may still have the opportunity to return

00:22:52.520 legally in the future, which I hope never happens. I hope that's just a little bait to get them out.

00:22:58.540 Yeah. And then you come back later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when you leave, we get kicked out of the

00:23:02.280 bar at 1 a.m. Come back tomorrow. Come back tomorrow. It's another time. You can walk around

00:23:06.960 the block. Come back. I can't let you in like this. Yeah. So that's good news. And that is the

00:23:13.480 right use of that app, which has been so detrimental to us. We have another story here about AOC. One of

00:23:18.840 AOC staffers was an illegal migrant. Yeah. AOC's, uh, her campaigns deputy communication director was

00:23:25.100 an illegal. He has now self deported to Columbia. Um, and then Robbie Starbuck said this should be a

00:23:31.540 massive story. She was reportedly paying him 80 K a year. How was she paying taxes for him? If he's

00:23:37.080 illegal? Uh, was she knowingly allowing him to use a fake social security number? Yes. Then that's

00:23:43.020 standard. Yeah. The fake social is standard for an illegal. She likes that he was illegal. I know

00:23:47.580 she probably chose him because of it. Yeah. All right. Let's get to some good news. Nothing else?

00:23:51.660 No bits on that? No, I just wanted to make sure everyone knew. Cause when Robbie Starbuck said it

00:23:55.380 should be a massive story. Yeah. That's when I go, I can show it on the show. And I mean, it's just like

00:24:01.520 you're not in trouble. No questions, no issues. You just hire an illegal. Like what's that? And then there it

00:24:07.380 is. That's an American job. He's better than us. Yeah. And now he's in Columbia spending all his

00:24:11.360 savings up in a different country, right? Columbia is nice this time of year. Um, all right. We have

00:24:15.820 some good news from zero. It is pretty nice. It probably is. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to say

00:24:20.580 no need to insult the country. They just need to stay there. Yeah. You need to be there for your

00:24:25.520 countrymen. Exactly. All right. We have some good news from some recent data that came out. Can you

00:24:29.980 give it a read? Yeah. This was from the jobs report that came out late last week. Native born

00:24:34.000 workers increased by 284,000 to 130 million foreign born workers dropped by 84,000 to

00:24:41.340 31.7 million. So this is a bright side, dark side thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause there's

00:24:46.840 31 million foreign born workers in America. 84 K down. Yeah. And so this was the first time

00:24:53.980 we had obviously been reporting on this during the whole Biden administration, how these numbers

00:24:57.700 were going crazy. All the job growth during the last administration was part-time and foreign

00:25:02.520 born workers. This was the first time in 10 months that it dropped and then native born

00:25:08.040 workers increased. So it's a good turn. But once again, we're not even close to neutral.

00:25:13.180 We've got to get back to neutral. All right. This next story is very interesting. 31 million.

00:25:18.740 Small business loans are going to illegals. 31 million foreign born workers. It's like 10%

00:25:23.280 of the population. What happened guys? That's crazy. It's 10% of the population. And those are

00:25:28.340 just workers. Yeah. So they probably have families or kids or old people. That includes green cards

00:25:32.780 and like stuff like that. That's a lot of people. Yeah. And then you count their families

00:25:35.900 in households. You're probably talking to 50 million people. And then you start thinking about

00:25:39.080 the housing crisis. Why are housing prices so high? And then you go, oh yeah, there's foreigners

00:25:43.920 here. Foreigners. All right. Next, this councilwoman's husband was arrested by ICE. Here's the clip

00:25:50.180 of her filming it. My husband away. These are FBI agents who work for Border Patrol. Okay. I want

00:25:58.300 everybody to know. Eight FBI agents surrounded us and they said that they had a deportation

00:26:06.800 order for my husband. They never showed me anything. They never showed my husband anything.

00:26:11.900 She says they've been married two decades and he's lived in the United States 30 years.

00:26:17.140 I don't know what to say. Wow. That's heartbreaking, man. He is in America. He's been living here

00:26:21.900 for 30 years and she's a councilwoman's husband and they just stole him away and sent him back

00:26:27.320 to Mexico. But they forgot to mention his extensive criminal record. Her husband is a previously

00:26:33.640 deported Mexican illegal alien with a lengthy rap sheet of several felony convictions, including

00:26:38.780 possession of a controlled substance that was meth for sale, inflicting corporal injury to a spouse.

00:26:44.660 So he hit her. DUI. So he's out on the road causing a hazard and assault with a deadly

00:26:50.340 weapon. According to ice sells meth. Sells meth. Get the fuck out. Yeah. You're gone. Throw him out

00:26:56.080 like a baseball game, brother. I don't care if your fat wife got elected to some stupid

00:27:01.840 Coachella Valley city council seat. You're gone, brother. You're gone, brother. And she, and I think

00:27:06.640 she actually, I don't even know if she's fat. She is. I saw her. Okay. Um, and then, uh, she stepped

00:27:11.040 down too. She quit. I think she stepped down from one of her two positions. I actually saw that

00:27:15.260 and I knew she was fat. Yeah. I glossed. I glossed over it. I lied. And I'm going to be honest.

00:27:20.340 We knew Scott Pressler pictures were in there. Yeah. That was a bit, but they are on my phone

00:27:25.340 too. Yeah. Mine too. That's where they come from. Yep. Um, okay. We're going to check

00:27:29.480 in with the Indians really quick before we move on out of our migrant section. Uh, here's

00:27:34.240 a clip of a Indian man on the train and this is what he's doing. This is a worker for the

00:27:40.340 company actually. Yeah. Keep in mind, he works for the train. He's not someone causing havoc

00:27:45.000 or being rude. He's just emptying the trash can onto the road. Lovely culture. But to

00:27:53.480 be fair, they will also sexually assault you at a water park. Yeah. This is actually an

00:28:00.100 update from our mass groping incident that we covered, I think in Moncton, Canada. Um,

00:28:05.280 the Indian guy, he's on trial now for going on a mass sexual assault spree at a water

00:28:10.140 park. And despite the fact that his English is so bad that he needs a Hindi interpreter

00:28:14.500 for court, he was awarded an advanced diploma from a Canadian university. And here he is.

00:28:20.520 Congratulations. Business management. Post-bac and business management. That's what he was

00:28:24.280 doing at the water park that day. He was learning about their workflow and their processes and how

00:28:29.080 to extract mass, uh, value. And then he just groped on the side. And there were girls

00:28:33.220 big suits. Yeah. And then there was a 13 year old that he had to grop. Yeah, exactly. They

00:28:37.040 were young girls. So yeah, that's a hundred percent true. Uh, but to be fair as well, and

00:28:42.660 not a joke this time, they'll also feed you boogers. What is that? He smiles. He likes

00:28:53.320 it. Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? Oh, we need it. We need another million

00:28:59.740 of them in Canada. We need them to come here. Yeah. All right. Well, that's the end of our

00:29:03.360 migrant section. Moving on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

00:29:06.600 Make sure you use the opportunity to go to post, help us juice the alcohol, leave a like,

00:29:09.460 leave a comment, comment again, then start yapping. Notifications need to be on. PO box

00:29:13.520 needs to be full. Old episodes need to be watched. Um, okay. We have a fast final page. Our final page

00:29:19.800 of housekeeping from Friday was like one of my favorites with the Babe Ruth baseball, Richard

00:29:24.960 Rap boy, drinking the water disrespectfully. So, you know, I'm tired from that. We can't

00:29:30.060 match it again. Yeah. I used it all there. Um, but we do have an interesting story. Olympic

00:29:34.580 break dancer. Remember that weird Olympic break dancer? Yeah. Uh, Ray Gun's brother, Brandon

00:29:39.120 Gunn charged a hundred K in crypto fraud. And then someone replied and said, this is, what

00:29:43.620 does it say? This is just what life is like now. This is just what life is like now. Yeah.

00:29:48.560 So true. Yeah. You know, you get a little fame, you do a little crypto rug pull, you know,

00:29:53.180 that's what's going on. Yeah. Um, now, which is bad. It's a bad update to civilization. It's

00:29:58.840 bad, but that sentence is like, what? To someone from a hundred years ago. Next, this is just

00:30:04.180 advice. It's not a bit. It's just advice. This is how you obtain the most juice slices

00:30:09.080 from your limes. You cut them like that. You don't cut them in half. That's not that good.

00:30:14.940 But what if you cut them in half and use one of those leverage tools to really squeeze

00:30:18.040 it? Aren't you getting everything? Yeah. You're probably getting most. So just get one of

00:30:22.160 those tools. A leverage tool or you cut and you leave the middle and then you get

00:30:26.420 the juicy juicies. Okay. Um, all right. Over the weekend, Richard and I went, there was

00:30:31.440 some, our friend was having a boat party. Yeah. Uh, like a catamaran boat party. They

00:30:35.240 rented a boat. It was like a pontoon boat. It was a pontoon boat. And then Richard was

00:30:39.020 getting on and he kind of had an issue. So here he is. He's coming on the back.

00:30:45.000 And then unfortunately, because he's 740 pounds, he sank the whole boat. He just crashed the

00:30:55.660 whole boat. Yeah. That was me. 740. That guy looks exactly like me when I'm wearing an

00:31:01.740 all white thing. Yeah. He doesn't look like you. Big fat, fat, fat, fat.

00:31:05.820 Uh, beat me to the bit brother. Was that AI? No, that was real. Look again, watch again

00:31:14.360 towards the end. It's starting to look a little AI in there. That guy on the ground for no

00:31:21.160 reason. I don't know. Maybe it's AI. So after that happened, that was Richard. After it happened,

00:31:26.140 he like stormed off. Yeah. Richard stormed off and then I had to go catch him and bring

00:31:32.440 him back. So this is me getting Richard because he was so embarrassed running away. I had to go

00:31:37.040 hunt him down and corral him, corral him with the corral. All right. So I got him back. I see what

00:31:43.520 you're up to here. Well, he's a kind of bit dangerous for a cow. Yeah. Running with the heavy

00:31:49.160 machinery. Cows are stupid. They might freak out, but yeah, that's a good point. All right. Let's

00:31:53.700 get into more serious stuff. This guy had a very interesting statement about, um, children who do,

00:32:00.960 uh, shootings. That's 52 years of documented school shootings in America conducted by teenagers.

00:32:09.620 Do you know a hundred percent of them were on either an antidepressant or on a barbiturate

00:32:15.040 drug for anxiety. And every one of these antidepressants, including Prozac, Zoloft,

00:32:21.040 Xanax, you name them, all these anti anxiety drugs and antidepressants. Do you know every single one

00:32:25.760 of them are published to increase the risk of suicide behavior and actions? And I quote

00:32:32.400 lead to violent and homicidal actions. That's interesting. A hundred percent. Yeah. But he

00:32:40.260 said some caveats teenagers for, but all of the school shooters from all the, all the teenage

00:32:45.980 school shooters are a hundred percent on these pills. It's called a trend. You can't ignore

00:32:51.200 brother. Yeah. Causation or whatever they say. I don't know what the, the causation always

00:32:55.520 causes causation. Yeah. Correlation. Correlation is not causation. That's whatever the word is,

00:33:01.300 is that that's causation first brother. Yeah. All right. Let's get to this next clip. This

00:33:05.660 is a 16 hour time-lapse of an embryo growing a sensory nervous system. So it's 16 hours and

00:33:15.800 that looks like the backbone, right? The spine. This is 16 hours. And then all the worms come

00:33:22.500 out, the sensory worms, the nerves. And then in 16 hours, isn't that crazy? Life. Yeah. Life

00:33:32.220 finds a way. Thank you, God, for this wonderful life. We're very grateful. All right. All right.

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00:35:19.180 clip of Cringe of the Week. There is a new rule that removes drag queen story time legally. Is that

00:35:25.680 correct? In Texas. Yeah. It's a Texas bill. In Texas. And then they sent a drag queen to go

00:35:30.500 and try and stop it. To plead their case. Hello. My name is Bridget Bandit and I'm speaking in

00:35:36.040 opposition to SB18. I'm a born and raised Texan and full-time drag queen. Previously, I've worked

00:35:42.380 with children throughout my life as a swim instructor, teaching summer art camps, hosting children's

00:35:48.060 birthday parties, and volunteering in my church as a youth group leader. Today, I occasionally host

00:35:53.420 drag queen story times. These kinds of events don't differ much from the kind of work I did

00:35:58.140 before, yet this bill would impact my ability to work with children simply based on a subjective

00:36:02.800 and ill-defined expectation of how I should look. Yeah. Limiting your access to children sounds

00:36:09.980 great. That's exactly what the bill is for, my friend. Then you have like this hearing and

00:36:16.020 this is like the representative for the pro drag queen story time side. You couldn't like look

00:36:21.420 a little more normal and say, oh, I'm in a suit, but sometimes I dress up in a funny way

00:36:25.820 that the kids like. You went like that. You went like that to prove their point. Congratulations,

00:36:31.520 right? And why don't you go read to old people and say you're Lady Gaga? They'll like that.

00:36:36.540 Well, I can't influence their line of thinking and thus changing their interpretation of what's

00:36:41.200 right and wrong forever. Yeah, that's so true. For the future, for the next 20 years.

00:36:44.940 They're too hard to imprint on. Children, they have a soft brain sponge that really soaks up

00:36:50.060 whatever you tell them. It's interesting. I think this is futile. I think, you know,

00:36:55.080 this is almost like, oh, I was kind of a 50-50, but now I'm voting yes. This is actually negative

00:37:00.280 PR for your cause. Listing all these different interactions I've had with children. Yeah.

00:37:06.260 We're stopping that. It's an inside job almost. Yeah. Like you can like trace the money.

00:37:10.520 You sabotaged it. You trace the money back and it's like the right wing is like, all right.

00:37:14.540 Get up there, Dolly Darton or whatever her name, whatever her alliterative drag name was.

00:37:19.600 It's Holly Poppers. Go up there and tell them why you want to talk to the kids. It'll be,

00:37:23.440 it'll go great. Yeah. All right. Next we have a LGBT preacher who's another drag queen type.

00:37:29.800 And this might be the church that they, uh, the first guy had mentioned.

00:37:33.400 Sounds like it.

00:37:34.940 Good morning.

00:37:36.720 Would you pray with me?

00:37:38.620 Come Holy Spirit into the hearts of all of your beloved children and kindle within us the fire of

00:37:45.620 your unending and relentless love. May all of my words and our hearts together honor you today.

00:37:51.900 Oh God, our rock and our redeemer. Amen.

00:37:56.600 But performing gender as a daily task, I would argue is a learned cultural trait to which we-

00:38:02.900 That was Pastor Brock Bottom.

00:38:05.040 Can't even turn it off when you're doing the fake religious prayer with your gay buddies.

00:38:09.320 Yeah.

00:38:09.800 You have to do the alliterative drag name, Brock Bottom.

00:38:13.140 Yeah. And I've said this before. Uh, you can't live within 10 miles of this church for when the

00:38:18.400 flood comes because you'll just get wiped away too.

00:38:20.880 You'll get swept away.

00:38:21.700 You'll be collateral damage it's called.

00:38:23.280 Yeah. And then this is like a drag, I don't know, non-denominational, whatever church.

00:38:28.800 And you go in and obviously you don't go in, but a hypothetical parishioner goes in and goes,

00:38:35.160 huh, I wonder what the lesson's going to be today. It's drag again.

00:38:38.580 Yeah. It's about gender.

00:38:39.760 It's about gender and drag again.

00:38:40.880 It's about what I'm wearing.

00:38:41.820 Okay.

00:38:42.140 It's about my outfit again.

00:38:43.200 Every week. I thought something might be happening for Easter or something.

00:38:46.200 No, it's drag again.

00:38:47.480 I wonder what the story is. The birth of Jesus, Noah's Ark. No, it's about my outfit.

00:38:51.980 It's about gender and reinterpreting the entire Bible to fit that world.

00:38:55.220 And what I do at night. Yeah.

00:38:56.740 By bottom. I'm Brock bottom. So, you know, I'm not the top.

00:39:02.980 It's so bad. And then the names to Brock bottom, like bottom means that you're a bottom.

00:39:09.120 Yeah. You get, you're saying that in church.

00:39:11.520 Yeah. And so we were going to do a bit about different drag names and it's all,

00:39:16.460 it's all the same letter. It's alliterative. Penny prolapse. And you had what? Polly.

00:39:22.540 Piggy poppers.

00:39:23.400 Yeah. Piggy poppers.

00:39:24.780 Polly prep.

00:39:25.680 Polly prep.

00:39:26.740 Rip butts.

00:39:28.420 You got lazy, but we were going to do a bit about all those names, but then they probably

00:39:33.800 exist. Those are probably their chosen names.

00:39:36.180 There's worse names than that.

00:39:37.640 Dolly degenerate. Yeah. They, they go crazier with the double entendres and the euphemisms.

00:39:42.980 Polly prep was a high school that we played and they were very good at football.

00:39:47.520 Well, they're a drag queen's identity now. Sorry.

00:39:50.740 All right. Let's go to our next clip. This teacher.

00:39:53.480 This is actually an old school cringe. We're all on gender confused and freaks here. So this is a kind

00:39:58.760 of a throwback old school cringe.

00:40:00.080 This is a true cringe. It's called, um, next we have a teacher who is happy that they are affirmed by their

00:40:06.380 students.

00:40:07.140 What's up? We are back at school. Honestly, this is the first time in a while that I've actually was excited to be back because it's nice to be in a space that I'm a little bit more affirmed in my identity. It makes a big difference.

00:40:21.240 It makes a big difference. 2025 already feels a bit like a dumpster fire, but here to mitigate.

00:40:25.120 We get it. Yeah. The voice. And imagine feeling different and your mood changing or your day

00:40:31.400 changing based on like how children treat you. Yeah. I am in a role of superiority to these

00:40:38.160 children. I am responsible for their grades and they affirm me. Yeah. So feel good. You're

00:40:43.060 basically admitting that the children's reaction to you affects your mood, which means that the

00:40:48.860 children's reaction to you can negatively affect your mood too, which makes me wonder if this teacher

00:40:54.580 is vindictive when it comes to grading, if the child doesn't affirm their gender or if they know that the

00:41:00.480 parents of the child are like Trump supporters. Yeah. If it's a subjective grading, like an essay or

00:41:05.780 something and little Timmy doesn't really use your pronouns enthusiastically. I wonder if the difference

00:41:10.960 between an A minus and a B plus has ever swayed that way. Yeah. See me after class. Yeah. And especially

00:41:15.640 because we know your mood is drastically changed by the children. Yeah. Exactly. All right. Our next

00:41:21.560 clip, this is like a whole trans timeline here. Our next clip, someone claims that they were hate

00:41:26.820 crimed at work. Hi, hurry up. Have you ever been paid to be hate crimed? Well, I have. So let me tell

00:41:31.660 you about it. Okay. So yesterday I was at work serving this family that was sitting there like the

00:41:35.960 three wise men. And then all of a sudden out of the mom's mouth, I hear the trigger words, non-binary and

00:41:41.240 gender fluid. Oh, and quit is in session. And my ears are turned on. Let's do this. So basically

00:41:46.380 the mom was trying to explain to the dad what it meant to be non-binary or gender fluid. After a few

00:41:52.700 minutes go by, the dad responds in the same way that every guy that looks like him would and says,

00:41:57.720 you know, I understand where they're coming from, but if you are biologically a male or female,

00:42:02.720 that's what you are. So this person is on a timeline to become a uncle fester type. Yeah,

00:42:09.440 definitely lose the hair. You get a what? Black turtleneck? Yeah. Uncle fester maxing?

00:42:14.920 Less sunlight, which you're already doing as well. But they used the term, I got hate crimed at work.

00:42:20.640 And all that really happened was boomers tried to understand what you got going on gender wise.

00:42:27.080 And then the boomer dad just had an opinion about it. Yeah. There, there was a conversation

00:42:31.820 trying to understand the world and then they formed an opinion. Yeah. That's all that happened here.

00:42:36.020 And then this person's mad. And you inspired the conversation. Yeah. Like that should be obvious,

00:42:41.040 right? Yeah, exactly. Your nephew fester. Yeah. And then this person's frustrated because there's

00:42:47.060 like conversations happening about them behind their back that they can't like get in between

00:42:51.960 and make sure everyone says how they want to be said or police the conversation. That's the hate crime

00:42:57.440 portion is that the fact that these types of conversations are happening amongst family units

00:43:02.900 and then dads who look like that are forming the opinion that, yeah, it's not that serious.

00:43:08.080 And I don't really believe in that stuff. And they want to be involved in that conversation

00:43:12.320 so that they can influence it. Much like the drag queen who wants access to children,

00:43:16.380 the child in this story is actually the most important part because the dad forms his own

00:43:20.840 opinion and kind of imprints that on the kid. And this person thinks that they should have more

00:43:24.740 access to the kid. Exactly. Cause these types there, they think their job is to get to the kid

00:43:30.180 of the boomer dad and change their opinion because they know, oh, if the boomer dad has his way,

00:43:35.680 this kid's going to think I'm a joke. I need to plant some seeds in his brain. That's not fully

00:43:40.360 developed yet. I better beat them to it. It's pretty dark. And I wonder if that uncle fester type

00:43:44.380 has any conversations about Trump supporters behind our back that we don't get to interfere with in

00:43:49.240 police. Yeah. I'm going to go out on a limb and say, yes, they do. All right. Next, um,

00:43:54.720 this person's a bug. Hey there. Do you mind if I sit next to you? Great. I guess I haven't

00:44:04.760 properly introduced myself. My name is bug. What's yours? Sarah. There's nothing wrong with it. I

00:44:13.100 just don't sit with normies most of the time. Well, let's just see if we have some things in common.

00:44:20.080 We don't need to go any further. I think we get it. Yeah. A lot of these types,

00:44:25.040 they watch like cartoons and anime. And then in real life, they start like, oh, you want to cross

00:44:31.240 the bridge? You're going to have to pay me a toll. Pay up, you know, they start doing like the

00:44:36.140 NPC shit, the NPC, big mouth, big reaction, anime face stuff, which is interesting. And then this

00:44:42.780 person's talking about making friends and it's like, how do you make friends when you're not who you

00:44:47.360 really are? Wow. That's pretty profound there, brother. Thank you. I wrote that down myself.

00:44:54.040 No big deal. Hey, best of luck to this person. Don't chop anything off. Don't take steroids.

00:45:00.560 Don't take a chunk of your flesh out and turn it into a weird pecker that doesn't work.

00:45:04.820 Wow. I just really wish you the best. God bless you. Hey, I didn't expect that. I didn't expect the

00:45:10.380 high road from you on this one. When we took the high road, we're all children of God, Richard.

00:45:14.760 Wow. After completely skewering everyone else. But you got to take the high road. Except for the

00:45:21.240 ones who are antagonizing God from earlier in cringe of the week. Yeah. This one is someone I feel bad

00:45:25.680 for. I mean, it's like an imaginative scenario. You imagined your own identity. You're imagining

00:45:31.820 interaction with an imaginary girl. It's just a little art school. It's a little theater kid stuff.

00:45:38.220 And you got in too deep. I agree with your advice. Don't chop anything off. Don't cut yourself.

00:45:42.040 Don't make any permanent damage. And you're creative and you like makeup and you like.

00:45:46.320 Maybe you'll find your way. Yeah. You like cartoons. Like draw a picture book or something.

00:45:50.860 Yeah. Okay. So some in cringe are redeemable. Yeah. Some of the earlier people, less so.

00:45:56.620 It's harder to be redeemed when you're doing, referencing bottoming as a pastor in a church.

00:46:03.700 Yeah. You get like struck by lightning for that.

00:46:06.400 Yeah. That's burned at the stake. Like a long time ago. Yeah. I wouldn't do that now.

00:46:10.420 But someone would down the line. Yeah. Good point. Well, that's the end of cringe of the week.

00:46:14.400 We're now moving on to urban decay. All right. Our first clip from urban decay is a man who is

00:46:22.260 thinking about stealing.

00:46:23.380 If you're sleeping, you get robbed. You don't wake up. That's a sad story.

00:46:30.260 All right.

00:46:31.000 You're robbed.

00:46:37.040 Wake up.

00:46:40.360 What?

00:46:41.120 Wake up.

00:46:42.780 That's the one's mom.

00:46:44.780 Wake up.

00:46:48.720 What's up, buddy?

00:46:49.560 Wake up.

00:46:53.320 Wake up.

00:46:53.720 Wake up.

00:46:53.840 Wake up.

00:46:56.560 Wake up.

00:46:57.880 Wake up.

00:46:58.720 So he was polite about it, but he was saying, because you're asleep, I'm basically obligated

00:47:05.580 to rob you.

00:47:06.500 Yeah.

00:47:07.200 Do you ever have that line of questioning when you see a sleeping man on the subway?

00:47:10.320 No.

00:47:11.020 I would think to myself, wow, that's a little bit of a vulnerable position.

00:47:14.560 Hope he wakes up.

00:47:15.200 Hope he doesn't miss a stop.

00:47:16.220 This young man immediately goes to, you should be getting robbed.

00:47:21.280 Yeah.

00:47:21.620 You're asleep.

00:47:22.440 You know what the low trust society means.

00:47:24.720 Rob.

00:47:25.040 That's free stuff.

00:47:25.940 That's stealing.

00:47:26.660 I actually have the opposite where if I find money on the ground, I'll look and see if anyone

00:47:31.860 dropped it before I pick it up.

00:47:33.680 Okay.

00:47:34.620 You know?

00:47:35.300 Yeah.

00:47:36.040 That's pretty nuts.

00:47:36.920 Cash on the ground.

00:47:38.000 A wallet you definitely return.

00:47:39.540 Cash on the ground has kind of found cash.

00:47:41.500 Unless someone just dropped it.

00:47:43.140 The other day actually-

00:47:43.840 You see it fall out of the pocket, yeah, but how do you verify?

00:47:46.460 What's the serial number?

00:47:47.360 How do you verify-

00:47:48.080 That's a good point.

00:47:48.840 Especially if a guy like this, the non-sleeper in this video, he comes up, oh yeah, I dropped

00:47:53.980 that hundred.

00:47:54.760 Yeah, that's true.

00:47:55.740 I don't know about that.

00:47:56.640 The other day I was in an elevator and when I got off the elevator, there was an earring

00:48:01.980 on the ground, a pearl earring.

00:48:03.700 And then I tested it on my teeth and it was fake, so I just put it on the floor of the

00:48:08.040 elevator.

00:48:08.800 Yeah.

00:48:09.300 But if that was real, I would have returned it to the front desk.

00:48:11.520 Yeah.

00:48:11.820 Your mom's probably rolling right now.

00:48:14.220 I put the used earring in my mouth immediately.

00:48:18.680 Nice try.

00:48:19.760 All right.

00:48:20.420 Someone had a tweet that sums up this whole thing pretty well.

00:48:23.480 Can you give that a read?

00:48:24.200 He said, a usual suspect starts playing around by threatening to rob people who aren't paying

00:48:28.560 attention.

00:48:28.960 This guy will get laid out eventually and act like the victim saying it was a racial attack.

00:48:34.500 He'll also blame racism as the reason stereotypes exist, but stereotypes exist for a reason.

00:48:39.860 They're earned, not given.

00:48:41.800 Exactly.

00:48:42.880 And the playing the victim part is the key part there.

00:48:45.560 Like he'll press his luck.

00:48:46.900 He'll get in someone's personal space a little too much and then he'll become the victim after

00:48:51.800 being the aggressor.

00:48:52.920 Yeah.

00:48:53.040 He'll get knocked out and then Reverend Owl will come and say, it's not safe for black folks

00:48:57.360 on the train.

00:48:58.100 Why we are suing the NYPD, you know, like it'll be something like that.

00:49:02.580 And that's total when you're the aggressor, the initiator.

00:49:05.900 When, in what cases have you really ever gone up to someone on the subway and like got in their

00:49:10.740 face or struck up a conversation?

00:49:12.600 So true.

00:49:13.200 In a menacing way too.

00:49:14.600 I'd be like, oh, sir, your, your scarf is caught in between the door.

00:49:17.660 Like some little helpful thing.

00:49:19.920 This guy's like threatening to rob people and then you deserve it.

00:49:23.700 Not to make this about me.

00:49:25.260 It's a bit, it's a huge indictment on this guy's own brain, you know, and what he's thinking

00:49:30.100 about and what he's seeing.

00:49:31.360 It's like, you're going to rob someone over the course of the next 72 hours.

00:49:35.220 Right?

00:49:36.320 Not to make this about me, but you can corroborate this story.

00:49:39.560 Remember we're out to lunch last week and that guy had money hanging out of his pocket.

00:49:43.120 Yeah.

00:49:43.420 Fleck has directed the waiter.

00:49:45.320 I'll tell the story just so you know, it's true.

00:49:47.280 He directed the waiter.

00:49:48.560 He said, Hey, money's about to fall out of that guy's pocket.

00:49:50.660 Why don't you go tell him?

00:49:52.180 And they did.

00:49:53.380 And then he did.

00:49:53.980 And he looked over and I was like at the end of Batman when he sees Alfred and I'm

00:49:57.800 like, it's like a little cheers.

00:50:00.260 Yeah.

00:50:00.440 But then he had like a lot of twenties that were like three quarters of the way out of

00:50:04.040 his pocket.

00:50:04.500 And I sent the waiter over to go deal with it.

00:50:06.600 I delegated.

00:50:07.580 Yeah.

00:50:07.800 It's called delegating.

00:50:08.840 Oh, and you helped.

00:50:09.600 I helped.

00:50:10.420 And next we have some stats because that remember they said, Oh, they're going to

00:50:13.820 say stereotypes exist for no reason.

00:50:16.260 Well, we have some new stats.

00:50:17.660 If it weren't for blacks and Hispanics, the U S would have a lower firearm homicide rate

00:50:22.280 than most European countries.

00:50:24.560 Guns aren't the problem.

00:50:25.680 Yeah.

00:50:25.860 U S white is lower than the Czech Republic, lower than Canada, France, Austria, Finland.

00:50:30.920 We have the second amendment.

00:50:32.340 Canada has like hunting rifles and they're still messing it up worse than us.

00:50:36.300 And we have one more stat that kind of goes along with this.

00:50:39.120 Can you give it a read?

00:50:40.120 A man is 7.5 times more likely to commit murder than a woman.

00:50:44.380 A black person is seven times more likely to commit murder than a white person.

00:50:49.160 Why is it okay to tell women to be careful around men, but not to be careful around blacks?

00:50:54.700 It's an interesting question.

00:50:55.660 And that they're very similar, the numbers.

00:50:57.760 And then it reaffirms the whole thing about stereotypes.

00:51:00.380 Do stereotypes exist for no reason or because we have bigoted grandparents, everyone's racist

00:51:06.340 or something.

00:51:06.940 Or do you kind of vibe what's going on and then notice stuff and you hit some stats here

00:51:11.620 and there and then you kind of paint a worldview that's pretty close to accurate?

00:51:15.520 Yeah.

00:51:15.640 All right.

00:51:16.380 Our next story, there was an assault at a track meet.

00:51:21.460 So this girl's running around.

00:51:22.980 You see the arrow on her.

00:51:25.200 And then, bam.

00:51:27.080 Boom.

00:51:27.680 Clocks her.

00:51:28.400 Clocks that girl in the head and gives her a concussion.

00:51:31.520 Yeah.

00:51:31.740 And I think maybe they were a little rubbing against each other or something.

00:51:35.360 There was like some lane, like they were a little too close.

00:51:37.540 And she got angry and hit her over the head with a baton.

00:51:40.380 Clearly.

00:51:40.960 Yeah.

00:51:41.260 And this is because Jasmine Crockett sets a bad example.

00:51:44.240 I think so.

00:51:45.380 Here's a follow-up from what she said after she was caught and the video had gone viral.

00:51:50.140 And before you play it, listen for the chirp.

00:51:53.060 I'm just a person by myself.

00:51:54.700 Nobody's going to believe me because I can admit from the video it does look purposeful,

00:51:59.700 but I know my intentions and I would never hit somebody on purpose.

00:52:04.840 Well, actually.

00:52:07.240 So this is the energy that the tweet was referencing from before, which is this person will get

00:52:12.540 called out.

00:52:13.340 That guy who was robbing on the train will get called out and then play the victim.

00:52:17.380 You hit someone over the head in the most unlikely place you could competing in a track

00:52:22.300 meet in a relay race.

00:52:23.940 And now you're crying on camera.

00:52:25.900 You got to believe me.

00:52:26.860 I'm just one person.

00:52:28.240 Aren't we all just one person?

00:52:29.820 And then you're crying on camera as a black woman.

00:52:32.540 A lot of times the way it is now, everyone's kind of like, oh, should we keep doing this?

00:52:36.860 Are we sure about this?

00:52:37.920 Maybe she wasn't wrong.

00:52:38.840 Let's just forget the whole thing, you know?

00:52:40.980 So you either get hit with the baton by an urban individual at your track meet or you

00:52:45.860 compete long enough to get defeated by a trans person.

00:52:48.540 Yeah.

00:52:48.840 There's two routes, two routes for female athletes in this world.

00:52:52.080 And then apparently.

00:52:53.440 But that's rare.

00:52:54.000 That's why this is an urban decay.

00:52:55.280 This is a rare, like just when you think like I've seen it all urban decay, like.

00:52:59.700 The people in suits in a brawl or this or that.

00:53:03.040 The track meet bludgeoning.

00:53:05.280 With the baton?

00:53:06.320 I didn't even think.

00:53:07.660 Nobody even thought of that.

00:53:09.220 And that's the thing too.

00:53:10.520 Nobody thought of it.

00:53:11.420 It was impulsive.

00:53:12.280 It was a base level action.

00:53:13.560 It was, I'm mad now.

00:53:14.860 What do I have?

00:53:15.820 The baton.

00:53:16.400 And you're on camera.

00:53:17.260 You're in front of everyone.

00:53:18.300 You're going to hit the person.

00:53:19.100 And then like one of the four runners is going to fall down.

00:53:22.520 Like what did you think?

00:53:23.740 No foresight.

00:53:24.420 Yeah.

00:53:25.080 Just pure impulse, right?

00:53:26.460 It's like it would be different if like after you saw her and you gave her a shoulder

00:53:29.920 or you, you know, you, you hit her stuff with that in the locker room.

00:53:34.240 Yeah.

00:53:34.900 That's what you did.

00:53:35.840 Um, and then apparently neither her or their coach apologized.

00:53:39.960 Yeah.

00:53:40.420 That's pretty good.

00:53:41.340 Well, she's denying it.

00:53:42.520 It was an accident, right?

00:53:43.940 That's crying on camera while the smoke bird chirps.

00:53:47.420 Yep.

00:53:47.900 And let's get to our next new all time low for urban decay.

00:53:50.980 This was at a new Orleans parade, Mardi Gras month.

00:53:54.620 Everyone's going crazy in new Orleans.

00:53:55.860 And a lot of the times they obviously throw the crap and the beads to the people, but they

00:54:00.200 will give like big presents, surprise, big gifts to children, especially.

00:54:05.320 And that's what's happening here.

00:54:06.520 And look how it plays out.

00:54:08.900 So he gets a whole bag of toys.

00:54:10.840 Nope.

00:54:13.360 Oh, that's for me.

00:54:15.400 Nope.

00:54:16.020 Sorry, kid.

00:54:16.960 It's not for you.

00:54:17.580 Even though the bag fell at your feet and was directly thrown there.

00:54:20.180 It's for the overweight 30 year old woman.

00:54:23.400 Yeah.

00:54:24.160 And, uh, the kid was polite about it.

00:54:26.360 I know he didn't even fight.

00:54:27.840 That's kind of a sign of the times too.

00:54:29.620 This is going to put up a fight against a black woman.

00:54:32.880 A black woman is taking this bag.

00:54:35.040 It's like a black woman is speaking.

00:54:36.460 A black woman is stealing from you right now.

00:54:38.680 Yeah.

00:54:39.520 Shut up and listen.

00:54:40.460 Show some respect.

00:54:41.360 Yeah.

00:54:41.520 And this is the equivalent of like, you know, wrestling for a foul ball from a, uh, with a

00:54:46.060 kid at a baseball game.

00:54:47.320 It's just something you never do.

00:54:48.640 You got to have class.

00:54:50.100 And obviously this person done.

00:54:51.780 Yep.

00:54:52.120 That's how it goes.

00:54:53.000 All right.

00:54:53.200 Our last clip of urban decay, more urban decay, where you think you'd least expect it

00:54:58.280 at the old folks' home.

00:55:03.380 Pulling her hair the same way.

00:55:12.400 Who was that?

00:55:13.880 That was a golem type creature at the end laughing.

00:55:16.760 Laughing.

00:55:17.220 They never grow out of it.

00:55:18.460 Yeah.

00:55:18.880 Well, she wanted to feel young again.

00:55:20.440 She wanted to pull someone's hair.

00:55:21.800 And real hair is much more satisfying to pull than a weave.

00:55:24.580 Wow.

00:55:24.940 A weave comes out, but yeah, never grow out of it.

00:55:27.140 Even in the wheelchair, you'll be scrapping.

00:55:28.900 Yep.

00:55:29.380 That's something to look forward to for everybody.

00:55:31.240 Well, don't get too down.

00:55:32.400 Don't get too depressed.

00:55:33.360 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

00:55:35.540 We hit some new lows.

00:55:37.560 All right.

00:55:38.020 Our first clip of uplifting gold is a Nickelback clip.

00:55:41.960 This lady ran into Nickelback at a casino and look how it played out.

00:55:45.660 Chad.

00:55:46.920 What?

00:55:47.600 Can you sing for me one little time?

00:55:49.820 Would you shut the fuck up?

00:55:51.180 Can you sing for me one little time?

00:55:53.060 Yes.

00:55:53.500 What?

00:55:53.800 Just rock stars.

00:55:56.220 Can you give me a little verse?

00:55:58.560 I'm through a standing line.

00:56:00.480 The clubs never get in.

00:56:02.060 It's like the bottom of the night.

00:56:04.000 I'm never going to win.

00:56:05.780 Would you fuck off?

00:56:08.420 He did it.

00:56:09.820 And he sounds exactly like him.

00:56:11.500 Yeah, that's great.

00:56:12.280 That's like you win that for spending $5,000 at a silent charity auction.

00:56:16.680 Yeah.

00:56:17.140 That's the type of treatment you get.

00:56:18.500 You get that drunk at the casino.

00:56:19.960 That was so cool.

00:56:21.200 Yeah.

00:56:21.400 Those guys are cool.

00:56:22.200 I, you know, I don't want to say I like Nickelback because, you know, there's some stigma against

00:56:28.180 there.

00:56:28.560 They were wrongly slandered.

00:56:30.380 Yeah.

00:56:30.740 I never didn't like them.

00:56:31.820 They were slandered.

00:56:32.600 They became an internet meme negatively.

00:56:35.200 They did.

00:56:35.660 They never deserved it.

00:56:36.540 And they never deserved it.

00:56:37.640 And then that was actually like peak Americana too.

00:56:40.660 So like, we're almost like mocking.

00:56:41.700 That's white boy shit too.

00:56:42.540 Yeah.

00:56:42.800 We're mocking like.

00:56:43.920 Never forget the umbrellas that they're under.

00:56:45.560 The pinnacle.

00:56:46.200 We're mocking the pinnacle as if it was bad.

00:56:48.040 I wish we were back in the times when Nickelback was popular.

00:56:50.980 I was parked out by the tracks.

00:56:53.300 You know?

00:56:53.800 That song goes hard.

00:56:54.840 And you know.

00:56:55.700 Exactly.

00:56:56.220 I don't want to relitigate all this, but they were slandered.

00:56:59.460 All right.

00:56:59.820 Next.

00:57:00.180 This guy broke a Guitar Hero record.

00:57:02.160 He did like the hardest song on the hardest level at 200% speed.

00:57:25.340 All right.

00:57:26.140 You get the point.

00:57:26.720 He hits every note, right?

00:57:28.100 He doesn't miss one.

00:57:28.820 Yeah.

00:57:28.980 Is this good?

00:57:29.900 No.

00:57:30.560 I think it's.

00:57:31.200 I mean, he's good at it, but it's time wasted.

00:57:34.220 I don't.

00:57:34.660 I don't know.

00:57:35.040 There's a lot of hours that went into that.

00:57:37.000 And I don't know.

00:57:37.540 I think he maybe made money in Vegas at a Guitar Hero contest.

00:57:41.560 Okay.

00:57:42.080 You know, there needs to be something beyond.

00:57:44.660 I don't know.

00:57:45.800 I have mixed feelings on this.

00:57:47.060 I have mixed feelings on this too.

00:57:48.380 Because then you start looking and it's like, okay, you're 22 years old and this took

00:57:53.080 a year.

00:57:54.460 10% of your life is bad.

00:57:56.940 Yeah.

00:57:57.360 I don't know.

00:57:57.920 I don't want to get dark and negative.

00:57:59.120 All right.

00:57:59.560 Next.

00:57:59.760 I used to play Guitar Hero.

00:58:00.660 Did you ever play Guitar Hero?

00:58:02.300 Yeah.

00:58:02.720 But I never got like that good at it.

00:58:05.280 I got decent, but you know, it was like one summer.

00:58:08.880 Yeah.

00:58:09.120 And then you play with your friends and there's multiple guitars and you rotate.

00:58:12.460 Yep.

00:58:12.640 I never had it on my own.

00:58:14.180 All right.

00:58:14.860 Next, we get a shout out from a show watcher.

00:58:17.660 There you go.

00:58:18.140 What do you think of that one, Fleckas?

00:58:20.620 Fleckas Talks the podcast.

00:58:23.340 Best news podcast of all time.

00:58:25.320 How's that for uplifting gold?

00:58:27.220 It's like my 20th fish today.

00:58:28.800 Very nice.

00:58:33.680 It's a nice bass.

00:58:34.560 20 fish day.

00:58:35.860 20 fish day.

00:58:37.020 Those are rare.

00:58:37.780 You get those.

00:58:38.680 That's like a, that's what you fish for.

00:58:40.760 Bass like that too.

00:58:41.760 And you're just yanking them out all day.

00:58:43.080 That's a dream session.

00:58:44.180 It's called.

00:58:44.600 Yeah.

00:58:44.980 It's called dream sesh.

00:58:46.140 Yep.

00:58:46.300 I've only had a couple of those dream sessions and then you just can't believe it.

00:58:49.380 Every cast.

00:58:50.580 I, I've, we're at the end of the show.

00:58:52.440 We can loosen up.

00:58:53.160 I've had not that many dream sessions.

00:58:56.040 I used to, when I was a kid, I would like work at the gym and behind the gym, there was

00:59:00.700 a little canal that went out into the Long Island sound, salt water.

00:59:04.000 Uh, so I would like throw chunks of bait out and then check it every like 30 minutes while

00:59:09.500 I was working.

00:59:10.100 And I never caught a fish.

00:59:11.340 And then one day blue fish ran a school of bunker into the canal to kind of corner them

00:59:17.460 and like kill them.

00:59:19.040 And then just like feeding frenzy it's called.

00:59:20.740 And I was casting and literally every single cast, I was pulling out huge blue fish like

00:59:26.600 this.

00:59:27.120 And it was like a race to get it off so I can get the line back in and yank another one

00:59:33.120 out.

00:59:33.440 And that was the dream session.

00:59:35.380 Uh, and you know, that's what you, that's what you do it for.

00:59:38.400 Wow.

00:59:39.080 It was blue fish.

00:59:40.400 I'm not even familiar with that species.

00:59:42.220 In Long Island sound, blue fish and striped bass and then fluke, but I don't do fluke.

00:59:46.360 Um, blue fish and striped bass are the big predator fish.

00:59:49.360 Um, and that, those are the ones who chased the blue fish, uh, the, the, oh, the blue fish

00:59:54.160 cornered the bunker time for that.

00:59:56.500 It was bunker or bait fish.

00:59:57.900 Okay.

00:59:58.240 And then they're really greasy and they smell horrible.

01:00:00.860 And when I was a little kid, I go fishing every day, well, as many days as I could with

01:00:04.320 bunker.

01:00:04.680 And then the whole summer, my hands would smell like fish.

01:00:07.520 It's Americana.

01:00:08.400 Yeah, it is Americana.

01:00:09.380 And then when I was little, I used to eat the sandwich and then whatever part I was

01:00:13.360 touching, I would just throw in the water.

01:00:15.240 But now I don't do that.

01:00:16.460 I remember my first lake fishing bass dream session.

01:00:19.240 It was like an overcast day where conditions were just perfect.

01:00:22.540 And I remember like catching three and then like having to run to my car to get my phone

01:00:26.960 to take pictures.

01:00:28.460 Yeah.

01:00:28.880 Dream sesh.

01:00:29.360 Dream seshes.

01:00:30.060 Those are rare.

01:00:30.640 And that's what you're living for.

01:00:31.520 All right.

01:00:31.980 Next, we have another show watcher shout out for us from Tyler.

01:00:36.500 Fleckus Talks ranked the best nude podcast of all time.

01:00:40.320 Richard, you're silly.

01:00:41.880 This is a mezzanine.

01:00:43.540 Those are storage units.

01:00:44.660 I don't remember.

01:00:48.100 I know this guy.

01:00:49.280 I don't remember even what I said.

01:00:50.840 I don't remember either.

01:00:51.980 He said like, I said, what were they up on?

01:00:54.960 And I don't even remember.

01:00:56.240 I don't remember either.

01:00:57.160 But I just saw that and it just randomly said, this is a mezzanine.

01:01:01.120 These are storage units.

01:01:02.380 We shouted them out before.

01:01:03.800 And I didn't remember seeing it.

01:01:05.000 I was just like, OK.

01:01:05.980 Like, that was an anti-bit bit.

01:01:08.020 I don't understand what he was referring to either.

01:01:10.480 But I'm sure it was great.

01:01:11.300 Tyler, thank you.

01:01:12.660 Next, this is really uplifting.

01:01:14.200 This kid gets a surprise for his birthday.

01:01:17.760 Oh, my gosh.

01:01:18.700 It's a dirt bike.

01:01:19.900 It's a dirt bike.

01:01:22.740 Yay.

01:01:23.780 That's what you wanted.

01:01:25.180 Show me.

01:01:25.620 It's just exactly what I wanted.

01:01:27.860 Just exactly.

01:01:29.160 Exactly.

01:01:29.800 Is it the right color?

01:01:31.580 Um, no.

01:01:33.000 But it's OK.

01:01:34.400 I still like it.

01:01:35.160 What's the right color?

01:01:36.500 Huh?

01:01:37.700 Red.

01:01:38.580 So.

01:01:39.340 But it's fine.

01:01:40.260 I still like it.

01:01:41.040 Thank you.

01:01:42.960 Isn't that nice?

01:01:49.920 He said it's the wrong color, but it's OK.

01:01:51.940 I still like it.

01:01:52.800 He was happy with the little crappy toy.

01:01:54.640 And then you got a real dirt bike.

01:01:57.060 Yeah.

01:01:57.340 This.

01:01:57.680 Let this be a lesson for parents out there.

01:01:59.240 You need to be misleading.

01:02:00.580 You need to be tricking.

01:02:01.960 You need to be disappointing first and then delivering.

01:02:04.520 When you get that big gift, you only get, you know, how many huge gifts did you get in

01:02:09.040 your life that you were really surprised?

01:02:10.480 Couple.

01:02:10.980 You got to be playing games with them, parents.

01:02:12.920 Yeah.

01:02:13.280 You got to be misdirecting.

01:02:14.160 And then you're, it's kind of a test to make sure you have a good kid.

01:02:17.720 Yeah.

01:02:17.960 Because if the kid got that and was like, I wanted a real one, then it's like, you're

01:02:20.960 not getting the fucking dirt bike.

01:02:22.120 But then he gives that.

01:02:22.800 You slowly wheeled the dirt bike out.

01:02:25.180 That's the whole thing.

01:02:27.080 All right.

01:02:27.520 Our last clip of the entire show.

01:02:29.980 This kid is one years old and he got a birthday steak.

01:02:34.320 Isn't that nice?

01:02:35.320 You give him a steak and look at, look how natural it is.

01:02:38.120 He's, he knows that's what you want.

01:02:39.980 Yeah.

01:02:40.140 He likes it.

01:02:40.660 Good head of hair on this baby too.

01:02:42.460 Yeah.

01:02:43.240 He likes it.

01:02:44.280 Yeah.

01:02:44.600 That's a nice ribeye.

01:02:46.100 And he knows that that is good nutrients.

01:02:49.240 Yeah.

01:02:50.120 Wow.

01:02:50.740 Happy birthday.

01:02:52.000 Better than loading.

01:02:52.520 You know this kid.

01:02:53.340 No, but it's better than loading them up full of, you know, cake from the store with dyes

01:02:57.280 in it.

01:02:57.840 Very true.

01:02:58.380 Cook his brain.

01:02:59.100 And he doesn't even know it's his birthday, so.

01:03:01.460 He doesn't even know it's his birthday.

01:03:03.340 Exactly.

01:03:03.960 All right.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 11, 2025

IT'S GOING DOWN IN THE OLD FOLKS HOME

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