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00:00:16.160 Welcome back to Flock of Socks, the podcast episode 97.

00:00:19.820 Today on the show, Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein continue to be weekend at Bernie's

00:00:25.100 and people are catching on.

00:00:27.100 We'll tell you why that may or may not matter.

00:00:29.000 Then a NASCAR racer was suspended for liking a George Floyd meme.

00:00:34.060 We'll tell you what happened there.

00:00:35.500 Then this lady wants to classify conservatives as a hate group. 1.00

00:00:39.200 We're going to tell you why statistically that doesn't make much sense.

00:00:43.340 And last but not least, frat boys went woke and they may never wake up.

00:00:47.760 All this and more as Flock of Socks, the podcast episode 97 ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:54.600 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:57.660 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:00.240 But at the same time, words speak louder than act to me.

00:01:02.780 Because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:05.620 Very cool.

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00:01:09.360 Flock of Socks, the podcast featuring Richard and Brad Richard.

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00:03:15.760 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:03:16.700 We have a very important housekeeping.

00:03:17.860 We have three pages of housekeeping.

00:03:20.580 First things first, doppelgangers are going to be a Friday-only segment.

00:03:25.040 We don't really even do them anymore, but if we were going to do them, they're going to be Fridays only.

00:03:29.680 All right.

00:03:30.340 Smart.

00:03:30.860 Let's get into our first clip.

00:03:31.980 Mitch McConnell was booed viciously over the weekend in Kentucky.

00:03:35.520 Let's see how that went.

00:03:39.000 Yeah, it's good.

00:03:53.420 I was going to say, keep letting it play.

00:03:55.680 It'll play for the whole two minutes.

00:03:57.100 More of the same.

00:03:58.000 So does he not even hear them yelling that?

00:04:00.220 I thought that sound might have been added in in an editing thing.

00:04:03.640 That's how violent those cheers were.

00:04:05.300 He just worked right through it.

00:04:06.800 Yeah.

00:04:07.200 That's impressive.

00:04:07.980 He knows how to do it.

00:04:08.820 He knows how to go through.

00:04:09.960 And man, I don't know.

00:04:11.640 I feel like it's been years of him getting booed to retire and he just keeps showing up.

00:04:15.620 That's the problem.

00:04:16.540 They're sticky.

00:04:17.340 These politicians, they're really sticky.

00:04:19.500 Which takes us to our next person, Dianne Feinstein, who's in a similar situation.

00:04:24.520 Yeah.

00:04:24.800 90-year-old Senator Dianne Feinstein, who we obviously have been covering.

00:04:29.120 The main cognitive decliners are Feinstein, Fetterman, and then sometimes Mitch when he freezes up.

00:04:35.720 Mitch has that decline dog in him.

00:04:37.540 Yeah.

00:04:38.540 So Dianne Feinstein gives power of attorney to her daughter, yet she's still voting in the Senate. 0.98

00:04:44.600 So there's a little bit of a hack there.

00:04:46.140 Yeah.

00:04:46.500 You can pass the Senate seat down to your granddaughter via power of attorney. 0.98

00:04:50.740 It's her daughter, actually.

00:04:51.980 Oh, her daughter.

00:04:52.500 And her daughter's 66.

00:04:54.140 So the daughter's in charge of Dianne Feinstein, and then you kind of just weekend at Bernie's the body?

00:04:59.740 Yeah.

00:05:00.120 As long as the body is alive and the pulse is still there, she can still vote aye.

00:05:03.900 I think that's truly the plan.

00:05:05.840 Yeah.

00:05:05.900 It's like, oh, you know, there's no need to retire.

00:05:08.320 We need your seat.

00:05:09.600 We can use the power.

00:05:11.060 We'll pass it down to your daughter who's in charge of you. 0.99

00:05:13.820 And then the sad part and, like, the giveaway is going to be when people like Dianne Feinstein die of old age in office.

00:05:20.220 Yeah.

00:05:20.720 It's like shaking her in her office in her congressional seat like, Dianne.

00:05:24.200 Dianne.

00:05:24.680 And she dies peacefully in her sleep of old age but was also an active senator.

00:05:29.040 Yo, and honestly, as a sign of goodwill and bipartisanship, I'm willing to get rid of Mitch McConnell, but you guys have to get rid of Feinstein and Fetterman.

00:05:38.560 Yeah.

00:05:38.740 You got to throw in Fetterman, too. 0.98

00:05:40.140 If we had an equally retarded one, we'd throw him in, but we don't. 1.00

00:05:44.120 So you guys got to throw out two. 0.99

00:05:45.220 We throw out one.

00:05:46.140 Fresh election.

00:05:46.940 That's a good trade.

00:05:47.540 What do you think?

00:05:48.100 I'm okay with that.

00:05:49.840 That part of the alphabet, Feinstein and Fetterman, it's like they get loaded into buses, I bet, based on alphabetical order.

00:05:58.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:58.340 That's a dumb bus. 1.00

00:06:00.080 All right. 1.00

00:06:00.860 Let's move on.

00:06:01.800 We have to keep a nice pace because we have so much to get to because of how important housekeeping is.

00:06:06.740 Okay.

00:06:07.340 The lizard person in Brazil, there's another lizard person.

00:06:10.400 We're going to go fast through this, but we have another lizard person. 1.00

00:06:17.500 The federal police that you mentioned, at that moment, was not directed by me.

00:06:25.440 And if this test existed, the federal police would have found this problem.

00:06:31.380 I affirm to you.

00:06:32.520 You know why?

00:06:33.520 Because I respect the federal police in Brazil, different from you, who now is thinking that there is a...

00:06:41.640 So, basically, it takes effort.

00:06:43.320 They get into a certain amount of space, like 10 feet apart, then they tap into their person, and then they just say what they need to say.

00:06:51.580 And then there is a little bit of a ventriloquist issue.

00:06:54.720 But the Iliums can work on that. 0.98

00:06:56.540 Yeah.

00:06:56.920 They'll get better.

00:06:58.080 All right.

00:06:59.980 Let's get to the NASCAR racer.

00:07:01.560 This NASCAR racer, who I was ready to support because he's liking George Floyd memes, under the knee, instead of under the sea, funny meme.

00:07:11.900 Under the knee.

00:07:12.440 But before we could even support the guy and buy his jersey, he immediately apologized and was like, here's his quote.

00:07:19.960 I'm disappointed in myself for my lack of attention and actions on social media.

00:07:24.300 I understand the severity of this situation.

00:07:27.080 I love and appreciate everyone.

00:07:28.740 I try to treat everyone equally, no matter who they are.

00:07:31.540 I messed up, plain and simple.

00:07:33.620 I'm disappointed in myself.

00:07:35.580 Yeah.

00:07:36.120 You like to meme, guy.

00:07:37.460 You like to meme that was funny.

00:07:39.140 Yeah.

00:07:39.780 Like, you don't think that's funny?

00:07:41.380 Was it a mistake?

00:07:42.160 So, you completely just made a huge mistake?

00:07:44.200 It misclicked.

00:07:45.220 Oh.

00:07:45.780 Oh.

00:07:46.800 You know?

00:07:47.640 So, that's...

00:07:48.920 Well, you know, if you're a professional athlete or a singer or someone famous and you're not political, leave the George Floyd jokes to us.

00:07:57.000 Yeah.

00:07:57.660 We'll handle all the George Floyd jokes.

00:07:59.980 Well, I guess it turns out neither of us have a chance at NASCAR.

00:08:04.040 So, our, you know...

00:08:05.240 Being too fat to go in the car, you mean?

00:08:06.820 Well, that too.

00:08:07.940 But I just mean our George Floyd jokes.

00:08:10.400 You know, we basically don't have a future at NASCAR.

00:08:13.020 And it's sad to learn for us.

00:08:14.400 Wait till everyone finds out I have a George Floyd NFT.

00:08:18.320 Not gonna go for well.

00:08:19.580 Not gonna go well.

00:08:20.700 So, that guy's toast.

00:08:22.480 Everyone hates him at NASCAR. 1.00

00:08:24.700 And then everyone on the right doesn't want to support him because he apologized like a bitch. 1.00

00:08:28.620 So, now you have no audience. 0.99

00:08:30.060 And you'll probably get thrown off the entire tour.

00:08:31.860 Yeah.

00:08:32.040 Good luck getting it back.

00:08:33.240 I don't know.

00:08:33.640 I think it's over.

00:08:34.720 All right.

00:08:34.980 Let's move on.

00:08:35.860 Use this opportunity to tickle the post.

00:08:37.960 Let's juice the algo.

00:08:39.240 Tickle, tickle. 0.99

00:08:39.880 You guys have been so good about that.

00:08:41.400 It helps so much.

00:08:42.700 Tons of comments.

00:08:43.600 Make sure you like the video.

00:08:45.200 And as always, turn your notifications on.

00:08:48.680 Make sure you watched Friday's episode.

00:08:50.960 If you didn't, it's linked in the description.

00:08:53.000 Yeah.

00:08:53.220 I want to hear in the comments, I want to hear people's routine for watching.

00:08:57.880 Like, do you watch each episode as it comes out?

00:08:59.800 Some of you do.

00:09:00.760 Do you let them save and then you watch two at once, get a nice two-hour streak?

00:09:04.780 I want to hear that.

00:09:05.760 Yeah.

00:09:06.000 We want to hear you explain how you watch every single episode no matter what.

00:09:10.800 And if you can't, start watching the backlog.

00:09:13.520 We got plenty.

00:09:14.840 All right.

00:09:15.460 Let's move our way down the list.

00:09:17.900 Women's soccer. 0.87

00:09:19.000 The soccer lesbian missed a free kick or something. 1.00

00:09:21.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:09:21.880 She booted it over the goal.

00:09:23.800 They lost in the round of 16.

00:09:25.720 The U.S. women's team is usually dominant. 0.96

00:09:28.300 It's usually us always winning.

00:09:30.820 But they just keep letting Megan Rapinoe show up. 1.00

00:09:32.800 She's like 40 years old. 0.80

00:09:33.800 Well, it's like the U.S. Worlds or the Olympics version.

00:09:37.040 Is this the Olympics or what is this?

00:09:38.900 It's women's soccer.

00:09:39.980 We don't have to.

00:09:40.740 Worlds.

00:09:41.240 But it's every four years or something.

00:09:42.820 I feel like we just made fun of her for this.

00:09:45.180 Yeah.

00:09:46.000 Whatever.

00:09:46.920 And you know what?

00:09:47.700 I'm going to come clean.

00:09:48.960 I wouldn't have known this was happening if that didn't – if that missed penalty kick

00:09:52.600 didn't happen.

00:09:53.640 But she's done.

00:09:54.920 The 38-year-old purple-haired soccer lesbian is over. 1.00

00:09:58.980 Yep.

00:09:59.360 Rest in peace.

00:10:00.360 Her favorite memory of soccer was the equal pay thing she did like two years ago.

00:10:04.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:05.140 Which was so stupid. 1.00

00:10:06.160 Took a knee. 1.00

00:10:06.940 And actually ruined the sport.

00:10:08.540 And then, yeah.

00:10:09.440 So add this to the list of biggest implosions of 2023 along with the Titanic vessel and Instagram threads.

00:10:17.660 Yeah.

00:10:18.140 RIP.

00:10:18.540 And another thing you can add to that, speaking of implosions, recent implosions, Ron DeSantis, a.k.a. Rob DeSantis, a.k.a. Rod DeSantis.

00:10:26.980 Yeah.

00:10:27.500 Rob DeSantis.

00:10:28.900 How are you supposed to say it?

00:10:29.560 Rod, yeah.

00:10:30.540 So he had another implosion.

00:10:32.200 And basically the most recent one was him and his team are now saying that Joe Biden won the 2020 election fair and square.

00:10:40.680 Yeah.

00:10:40.920 Which is now their – that's their stance.

00:10:43.600 Which is very interesting stance.

00:10:45.220 Basically disqualifying.

00:10:46.780 There was a before and after of John Cardillo who is like a former Trump supporter who now is part of the Ron DeSantis homosexual Instagram mafia. 0.59

00:10:56.080 Is that what they're going by? 0.86

00:10:56.920 No, I think it's the Ron DeSantis homosexual Twitter influencer class. 0.70

00:11:00.600 Influencer class. 0.86

00:11:01.740 Yeah. 0.97

00:11:01.920 Homosexual influencer class. 0.93

00:11:03.920 So back in 2021, John was saying the election was stolen. 0.95

00:11:08.580 Biden is illegitimate.

00:11:10.060 The emerging proof is irrefutable.

00:11:12.420 Yep.

00:11:12.700 And then now in –

00:11:14.060 That was in 2021 too.

00:11:15.740 Yeah.

00:11:16.040 So like well after, like after a lot of stuff came out, you saw all the bellwether counties, 81 million votes.

00:11:22.220 There was a lot of stuff to see, the late Georgia, the late Detroit, you know, all the hot spots.

00:11:28.280 Exactly.

00:11:29.460 Exactly.

00:11:30.020 The evidence was there.

00:11:31.140 That was not just a guess at the time.

00:11:33.020 That was after all the evidence came in.

00:11:35.240 And then the New York Times says Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida said on Friday that the theory of Donald Trump – can you read it?

00:11:42.140 Yeah.

00:11:42.720 Said on Friday that theories by Donald Trump about the 2020 election being stolen were, quote, unsubstantiated, directly contradicting a central argument of Trump and his supporters.

00:11:51.340 So then John Gardillo says, oh, good, because they are.

00:11:54.580 Yeah.

00:11:55.000 OK, John.

00:11:57.920 That doesn't really pull well with Republicans either.

00:12:01.040 I don't know if you're, what, targeting moderates in America right now, like on the eve of getting the nomination.

00:12:08.500 But that's a very Republican – 70 percent, I think, believe that the election was stolen of Republicans.

00:12:15.020 Yeah.

00:12:15.200 And you have like the 2020 mail-in ballot election, 81 million votes for Joe Biden.

00:12:19.780 It's like –

00:12:20.380 Shattered Obama. 0.98

00:12:21.340 Obama is the big loser in all of this fake stuff because Obama is like, whoa, whoa, Joe Biden is the real Democrat. 0.99

00:12:28.220 Obama. 0.99

00:12:29.580 And then there's another Rod DeSantis issue.

00:12:32.920 Raheem brought this up.

00:12:33.940 He made a great point.

00:12:35.320 He pointed out that Rob and his wife Casey were both wearing vests in 86-degree weather.

00:12:42.840 And he said, why would they be wearing a vest?

00:12:45.080 And my theory is we all know Rod DeSantis is a big sweater.

00:12:49.840 He sweats a lot.

00:12:51.320 He's wearing a blue – a light blue dress shirt.

00:12:55.280 You know what those do sweat stain-wise. 0.97

00:12:57.200 They get blown out.

00:12:58.180 They get blown out.

00:12:59.140 So he's wearing a vest to cover his sweat stains.

00:13:01.600 And then Casey, his wife, is matching him just to provide cover fire.

00:13:06.880 Absolute Costanza move by Casey DeSantis.

00:13:09.540 Yeah.

00:13:10.000 She's like, oh, wear one too.

00:13:11.040 We'll both wear them.

00:13:11.840 No one will know.

00:13:12.460 You can sweat through and ruin your shirt.

00:13:14.520 And we'll just be wearing a little bit of a uniform outfit that we cover for each other.

00:13:18.440 Yeah.

00:13:19.000 So that's what happened there.

00:13:20.240 Ron DeSantis can go to every single Iowa dairy farm or, you know, corn processing plant

00:13:26.780 and do an impromptu speech in front of everyone.

00:13:28.920 And as long as his surrogates are being unlikable online, I don't know what happens there.

00:13:34.840 It doesn't even matter.

00:13:35.780 Exactly.

00:13:36.520 And he's stuck with his surrogates and whatever plan they have.

00:13:39.840 Yeah.

00:13:40.040 I don't know whose plan it was to not check in with Ron on everything in the beginning

00:13:44.300 and make sure you're OK going to war with all these MAGA people.

00:13:47.340 Yeah.

00:13:47.820 Because that was Stu, Stu.

00:13:49.980 All right.

00:13:50.300 Moving on.

00:13:50.900 Trump's indictment.

00:13:51.760 We have some developments there.

00:13:53.300 First major development is, I don't know, let's just show his lawyer.

00:13:58.440 This is a massive, these are massive developments on the lawyer front.

00:14:03.420 Everybody understands what happens in the Oval Office.

00:14:05.580 There are a numerous amount of advisors and politicians and lawyers.

00:14:09.000 That's good.

00:14:09.360 I just wanted to show her.

00:14:10.640 You like her?

00:14:11.320 She's a beautiful lady. 0.99

00:14:12.780 Yeah.

00:14:12.980 You like her?

00:14:13.600 That stood out to you?

00:14:14.920 Yeah.

00:14:15.520 All right.

00:14:16.580 And that's Trump type, you know?

00:14:18.500 He tends to employ very good looking people.

00:14:22.300 That's his MO.

00:14:23.360 Yeah.

00:14:24.200 Joy Reid was excited.

00:14:25.580 I don't know if that's the best thing.

00:14:27.300 I don't know.

00:14:27.820 I don't know.

00:14:28.300 I hope she's smart.

00:14:29.140 Yeah.

00:14:29.320 I hope she does well.

00:14:29.920 I hope she knows everything.

00:14:30.860 He probably just likes hanging out with her.

00:14:32.240 I know.

00:14:33.020 That's what I'm worried about.

00:14:34.420 Oh, my lawyer.

00:14:35.400 There she is.

00:14:35.920 There she is.

00:14:36.560 Beautiful.

00:14:37.120 Look at her.

00:14:37.860 You see her, folks?

00:14:39.220 So hopefully she has the constitutional stuff down.

00:14:42.100 Like, yeah, that's how he introduces her at Mar-a-Lago.

00:14:44.100 Look at her.

00:14:44.640 She's great.

00:14:45.400 Wow.

00:14:45.860 She's a beauty. 0.90

00:14:47.080 Does she know everything?

00:14:48.660 Yeah.

00:14:48.980 She probably does.

00:14:50.100 Yep.

00:14:51.340 Joy Reid had something to say about the judge Trump is going up against.

00:14:55.960 They oppose that venue for many reasons.

00:14:58.920 The demographics of it are interesting.

00:15:01.320 Interesting.

00:15:01.660 The judge named – I believe his magistrate judge is Mokshila Opadyaya or Opadyaya.

00:15:06.620 I might be pronouncing it wrong.

00:15:08.060 A woman of color.

00:15:09.660 The judge he will be facing in the trial, Jamaican-born woman of color.

00:15:13.420 He seems to be facing sort of demographic reality, legal reality, and, you know, situational reality.

00:15:23.680 So the reality of it is a racial reality, she said.

00:15:28.860 A demographic reality, yeah.

00:15:30.220 Demographic reality. 0.91

00:15:31.080 So obviously Joy Reid got into college because of her skin color, got her job because of her skin color, and she thinks that's the most important thing.

00:15:39.360 And she thinks because a judge is black, that her and the judge are going to be on the same side against Trump.

00:15:46.620 A literal judge.

00:15:47.620 A literal judge.

00:15:48.400 Yeah.

00:15:49.080 Like, whose job is to interpret the law and the arguments.

00:15:52.440 And obviously we know that's not how it goes anymore.

00:15:55.800 Yeah.

00:15:56.480 Laws don't matter anymore. 0.96

00:15:57.880 It's just tribal allegiances at this point.

00:16:00.380 They're taking as many wide interpretations of the law as they can based on who they don't like.

00:16:05.320 And obviously Joy Reid is giddy.

00:16:07.120 Yeah.

00:16:07.540 She's giggling at the thought.

00:16:08.560 And this is a judge.

00:16:09.660 Yeah.

00:16:09.980 It's not like it's someone, you know, trying to get a loan, you know, and, oh, they don't like Trump or they're trying to shut down his hotel or something.

00:16:16.640 This is a judge on a court case that's, like, the most important case in American history.

00:16:21.620 Yeah.

00:16:22.000 Like a court case with zero precedence, you know.

00:16:25.440 There's kind of, like, nothing you can look to in the past and be like, hmm, how many other former presidents got indicted based on this X, Y, Z?

00:16:31.740 And it's like, oh, there's no casework for me to refer to?

00:16:34.860 Okay, I'll just fire from the hip. 0.90

00:16:36.660 I'm a Jamaican-born BLM lady.

00:16:38.580 This is bad Donald Trump. 0.65

00:16:39.920 Bad boy.

00:16:41.540 So it's all tribal allegiances with the media backing it up.

00:16:45.320 And we saw this last week, too.

00:16:47.220 New York Times, another example of the media backing up tribal allegiances.

00:16:50.760 They said Jason Aldean's Try That in a Small Town hits number one.

00:16:55.920 And critics are saying that –

00:16:57.900 Have described it as a call to racist vigilantism.

00:17:01.240 Yeah.

00:17:01.520 So Jason Aldean's song is a call to racist vigilantism.

00:17:06.240 Yeah. 0.98

00:17:06.420 But then Kill the Boar, the song in South Africa about killing the white farmer. 0.75

00:17:10.960 Kill the Boar song fuels backlash in South Africa.

00:17:13.800 But historians and the left-wing politicians who embrace it say it should not be taken literally.

00:17:19.760 So not that one.

00:17:20.860 Let's not take it literally.

00:17:22.240 Jason Aldean's Try That in a Small Town.

00:17:24.520 Let's look all the way into that.

00:17:26.460 Yeah.

00:17:26.720 I like when they're so openly contradictory, like, right next to each other.

00:17:30.960 It feels good.

00:17:31.840 It's like, okay, it's kind of like permission that you really don't have to listen to anything they say.

00:17:36.580 And we're constantly being re-given that permission to ignore them.

00:17:40.100 So, yeah, Kill the Boar, that's just like – I don't know.

00:17:42.440 That's like an old song.

00:17:43.600 Yeah.

00:17:43.720 Don't worry about that.

00:17:44.580 No white people are dying. 0.99

00:17:46.300 And literally all the white people are dying. 0.94

00:17:47.940 And, yeah, exactly. 0.96

00:17:49.880 Here's the crosses on the road of all the dead white farmers.

00:17:56.400 But – and, you know, it's this thing where Kill the Boar, it kind of happens where – it's kind of like America where you –

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00:18:17.300 Hashtag make a play. 0.94

00:18:18.660 It's a mix of absolute like execution and hate crimes and then mixed with like regular crimes that go a little too far and then it's like, oh, I'm robbing you and I'll execute you too.

00:18:29.820 And then there's kind of like that gray area where you're like, well, was that an execution hate crime or did they just want the $10,000 truck in this?

00:18:38.620 And so like they love playing on that gray area in South Africa.

00:18:42.300 Giving the benefit of the doubt to the people of certain races.

00:18:45.940 And I look forward to seeing what happens with Orania.

00:18:48.640 You know about Orania?

00:18:49.660 No.

00:18:50.120 It's like the all-white independent state that's within South Africa ran by Afrikaners.

00:18:57.000 And it's obviously very nice.

00:18:59.100 They have all their water treated.

00:19:01.600 But they're going to have to go to war.

00:19:04.220 They're going to have to fight for that right soon.

00:19:06.080 Load up.

00:19:06.100 Load up Orania. 0.99

00:19:06.600 And then part of the Trump indictment, I actually found this clip of KJP, Kareem Jean-Pierre, from before Trump was indicted.

00:19:16.860 This was in 2019.

00:19:18.000 This is what she was saying about Trump if he were to investigate Joe Biden, I believe.

00:19:22.160 This is who Donald Trump is.

00:19:23.520 He did it as a businessman.

00:19:24.780 He did it as a candidate.

00:19:26.100 And now he's doing it as a president.

00:19:27.520 And the thing about now is that he's using government resources to go after his political opponent.

00:19:33.720 Like that's the thing that we have to remember.

00:19:36.000 And so that is the thing that we need to remember.

00:19:38.720 And the reason why he continues to behave this way, at least as president, because there should be guardrails.

00:19:45.300 But he keeps getting away with it.

00:19:47.300 There's nobody or nothing reigning him in.

00:19:50.480 So, yeah, it was a problem when Trump was thinking about investigating the Bidens because he's using his government power against a former president or a vice president.

00:19:59.880 And that would have been crazy.

00:20:00.700 And obviously now we see what's going on.

00:20:04.040 Yeah.

00:20:04.220 And this is what we mean by like Republicans are too weak often.

00:20:08.000 Like the MAGA base oftentimes says Republicans aren't weak.

00:20:11.940 Democrats will get a whip in their hand and they'll just go, OK, I'll start whipping you. 0.98

00:20:16.840 Republicans will be like, no, this isn't decorum.

00:20:19.380 This isn't good for the republic.

00:20:21.240 It's time to get back on track.

00:20:22.700 And it's like, yeah, back on track.

00:20:24.720 Wait until the midterms. 0.99

00:20:25.760 They're going to try to kill you. 1.00

00:20:27.160 Exactly. 1.00

00:20:27.960 Exactly.

00:20:28.700 All right.

00:20:28.940 That's the end of our Trump indictment section.

00:20:30.640 We're still in housekeeping.

00:20:32.060 Justin Trudeau.

00:20:33.440 Remember last week I made the I proposed the theory that Justin Trudeau, now that he's divorced, is going to be part.

00:20:39.820 He's going to say as a member of the 2SLGBTQ community, well, we our options are trickling up.

00:20:47.120 My odds are going up.

00:20:48.460 He posted this picture with his son saying we're Team Barbie.

00:20:52.560 They're looking like a bunch of twinks going to the Barbie movie. 0.99

00:20:55.740 The dude's gay. 0.99

00:20:57.400 We're not making fun of it. 0.88

00:20:58.800 Everyone's gay, right? 0.97

00:21:00.320 He's gay. 0.99

00:21:01.240 It's like, are you gay or not? 0.91

00:21:03.320 And I think he would say yes. 0.99

00:21:04.840 He's gay. 0.99

00:21:05.580 We're just waiting to hear it from him. 0.94

00:21:07.900 We know he's gay in the 1990s. 0.97

00:21:10.780 He's gay. 0.99

00:21:11.440 He's gay. 0.99

00:21:12.340 And if you asked him in person and said, oh, Justin Trudeau, are you gay? 0.97

00:21:15.100 He shouldn't get offended. 0.93

00:21:16.200 He should go, yeah.

00:21:17.120 He should go, no, I'm not.

00:21:18.460 But thank you for asking.

00:21:20.040 Something like that.

00:21:21.100 He has to.

00:21:21.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:22.640 So those options are trickling up.

00:21:25.020 My odds are going up.

00:21:26.240 And our prophecies are coming to fruition faster than ever before.

00:21:30.500 That was like 48 hours after we said it.

00:21:33.180 So I'm getting pretty good.

00:21:35.160 I'm tapped in.

00:21:36.160 Yeah, he's tapped in, guys.

00:21:37.400 The Sikh update.

00:21:38.620 Remember the Sikhs last week who beat the guy who robbed them with a stick?

00:21:41.900 We have a little bit of an update from the news on them.

00:21:44.680 Yeah, unfortunately.

00:21:45.480 Following developing news in Stockton, we have now learned the store clerks seen on

00:21:51.220 a video beating a man who was trying to steal from their store are now under investigation

00:21:56.280 for assault.

00:21:57.240 So here's how it all started.

00:21:59.000 The video shows this man going into a 7-Eleven in Stockton and emptying shelves of cigarettes

00:22:04.560 into that large trash can.

00:22:06.260 The video then shows the two clerks try to stop him before hitting him with a stick more

00:22:11.700 than two dozen times.

00:22:13.360 Oh my God, two dozen.

00:22:13.860 The store clerks now say this man stole from their store two other times and threatened

00:22:18.720 them.

00:22:19.420 Stockton police say they are investigating the man who was beaten for robbery and the

00:22:23.740 clerks for assault.

00:22:25.000 When the investigation is complete, it will be sent to the San Joaquin County District Attorney

00:22:29.540 for review.

00:22:31.020 So hopefully the DA does the right thing.

00:22:33.640 Yeah, and notice the news doesn't acknowledge, hopefully, the DA does.

00:22:38.320 Sacramento, I'm sure your DAs are great.

00:22:40.300 Stockton. 1.00

00:22:40.820 Stockton, bitch. 1.00

00:22:42.360 As the DAs would say. 1.00

00:22:43.800 Yeah.

00:22:44.320 And the funny thing is, like, obviously the news is covering this.

00:22:47.040 They don't talk about the black guy stealing who reached in his back pocket and made it 0.58

00:22:51.640 look like he had a gun the whole time. 0.71

00:22:53.780 They don't mention that.

00:22:54.900 They just say, oh, the couple a dozen times he hit him with a stick.

00:22:58.080 Two dozen times. 1.00

00:22:58.420 He had a garbage can taking all of your shit. 1.00

00:23:00.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:01.280 Two dozen times.

00:23:02.600 So anarcho-tyranny, you're looking at it right there.

00:23:05.780 And the guy robbed the store twice before, so the cops haven't arrested him or gotten him

00:23:09.600 off the street.

00:23:10.160 And then they're not going to arrest him again.

00:23:12.260 So what are you supposed to do?

00:23:13.980 Oh, here comes the guy who gets everything for free.

00:23:16.060 Yeah.

00:23:16.340 Oh, he brought a pickup truck this time.

00:23:18.880 He's going to load everything up.

00:23:20.620 Yeah.

00:23:20.760 Strap the ATM to it.

00:23:21.940 Let's go.

00:23:22.380 Drive it out.

00:23:22.880 That's what's going to happen.

00:23:24.100 Yeah.

00:23:24.620 All right.

00:23:25.340 Moving on.

00:23:26.120 We have some serious stuff to get to.

00:23:27.660 Rob Smith, literally Rob Smith, is in the south of France.

00:23:31.820 Rob is literally in the French Riviera right now.

00:23:34.540 He's in Cannes.

00:23:35.520 Doesn't that make sense?

00:23:37.000 Yeah.

00:23:37.520 I figured he would be there.

00:23:39.300 He's in the French.

00:23:40.040 He's in the south of France in the summer.

00:23:42.140 He really has that movie.

00:23:43.960 It's like movie.

00:23:45.300 His life is like a movie.

00:23:46.640 Yeah.

00:23:47.060 And you take vacation in the south of France in August.

00:23:49.540 That's what you do.

00:23:50.840 That's what all the Europeans do. 1.00

00:23:52.260 Rob's up here. 1.00

00:23:53.280 I'm a fucking nothing. 1.00

00:23:55.060 You're down here. 1.00

00:23:55.900 You're in the dirt.

00:23:56.720 I'm in the dirt.

00:23:57.360 Rob's up here.

00:23:58.160 Yeah.

00:23:58.540 All right.

00:23:58.920 Moving on.

00:23:59.720 Well, which leads to a question.

00:24:00.740 Who's bankrolling Rob?

00:24:01.840 Is someone bankrolling Rob?

00:24:03.540 I don't know how it works.

00:24:04.640 He might be getting daddy boyed.

00:24:06.240 That's what I'm saying.

00:24:07.000 A daddy boy type thing.

00:24:08.460 It might be a daddy boy situation.

00:24:10.460 We're going to hold off until we get more intel, but.

00:24:13.400 He could be getting daddy boyed.

00:24:14.760 Or he has a rich boyfriend.

00:24:15.780 Or maybe he's rich from his own investments.

00:24:18.240 I know he had a Bitcoin.

00:24:19.100 He has a Vespa.

00:24:20.080 Yeah.

00:24:20.420 Exactly.

00:24:20.740 He's got a condo.

00:24:21.460 He lives in Miami.

00:24:22.540 Exactly.

00:24:23.180 There's no reason to speculate, but I think he might have a rich daddy boy, little boyfriend.

00:24:28.440 Little daddy.

00:24:29.660 All right.

00:24:30.220 Let's move on.

00:24:31.260 There was a COVID update from Alex Berenson.

00:24:33.380 I thought it was really interesting.

00:24:35.720 It says here, one hilarious detail from the Massachusetts school study.

00:24:40.680 During the Delta wave, kids were actually more likely to transmit infections if both of

00:24:45.960 them were wearing masks as opposed to if neither were.

00:24:49.320 Yeah.

00:24:49.520 So remember masks and all the kids getting masks and how much you had to touch it and how much

00:24:53.940 you had to move it and you got uncomfortable and it wasn't really sustainable.

00:24:57.620 Oh, it turns out it was completely wrong.

00:24:59.020 Yeah.

00:24:59.340 Oops.

00:24:59.620 And this was from a new study on school transmission and the numbers were like disgustingly low.

00:25:06.200 Yeah. 0.99

00:25:06.340 Like all that shit we did was for zero. 1.00

00:25:08.300 Sad. 1.00

00:25:08.700 And now you can't have a speech impediment because you couldn't read the lips.

00:25:11.700 Yep.

00:25:12.420 And so exactly.

00:25:13.300 No one learned anything for three years.

00:25:15.080 Yeah.

00:25:15.460 And I was thinking about this.

00:25:16.860 You know how the vaccine was a scam where they made everyone get it or you can't go

00:25:19.780 to work and they sucked all the money out.

00:25:21.920 Yeah.

00:25:22.280 Yeah.

00:25:22.480 Yeah.

00:25:22.600 And they control everyone.

00:25:23.600 Yeah.

00:25:23.700 I was thinking it's kind of a similar format.

00:25:26.360 Like the powers that be use that format.

00:25:28.140 And it was similar to the college format where it's like back in the day, not everyone went

00:25:32.140 to college.

00:25:32.620 You kind of just figured out what you wanted to do.

00:25:34.360 You work to trade.

00:25:35.460 You, you know, you could leave high school and just go work a normal job.

00:25:38.380 Yeah.

00:25:38.620 But then they kind of took that same format as the vaccine where it's like everyone has

00:25:43.180 to go to college.

00:25:43.960 And if you don't go to college, you don't get hired.

00:25:45.640 So then they're like, all right, everyone's got to go to college.

00:25:47.680 Everyone goes to college.

00:25:48.740 The government backs up the student loans.

00:25:50.400 Then they raise the rates.

00:25:52.020 And now everyone's to get a job.

00:25:54.400 You have to go to college, but you basically have to go into debt.

00:25:56.940 Yeah.

00:25:57.300 You have to do a hundred K of debt and then they control everyone, suck the money out

00:26:00.140 again.

00:26:00.540 Yep.

00:26:00.840 And then you really can't lose your job.

00:26:02.520 So why would you speak out?

00:26:03.580 You have a hundred K of debt worth, you know, you got to pay that.

00:26:06.380 So you can't actually speak your mind. 0.91

00:26:07.880 You just have to sit there, take your licks and eat it.

00:26:10.200 And like a whole generation like enslaved.

00:26:12.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:13.440 Imagine there, there's one person who went to some stupid college for a worthless degree. 1.00

00:26:17.620 There are 150 K in debt. 1.00

00:26:19.200 They graduated in 2019.

00:26:20.620 Then they get to their job.

00:26:21.920 Their job makes them inject the COVID vaccine.

00:26:24.220 And then like, now they're just waiting for what's next.

00:26:26.260 So you should have just done hair.

00:26:28.500 You should have just graduated college and done hair.

00:26:31.220 Should have done hair.

00:26:32.220 That sounds familiar.

00:26:33.280 It does.

00:26:34.460 Let's move on.

00:26:35.360 Cracker Jack, you know, Cracker Jack.

00:26:37.160 Yeah.

00:26:37.680 It's Cracker Jill now.

00:26:39.220 Okay. 0.82

00:26:39.980 And it's a, it's a black woman. 0.99

00:26:41.800 Yep. 0.95

00:26:42.280 So they couldn't even make a cracker, like a white person. 0.90

00:26:44.420 Cracker Jill.

00:26:45.060 That's ours.

00:26:46.000 That would have been ours.

00:26:46.860 That's for us.

00:26:47.780 And it's to celebrate women's sports. 0.67

00:26:49.780 I don't know what they're celebrating.

00:26:51.620 Um, so yeah, that's the anti snack of summer.

00:26:55.100 Ooh.

00:26:55.880 So the snack of summer is not Cracker Jacks.

00:26:58.840 Basically anything but Cracker Jacks is the snack of summer.

00:27:01.680 And people are asking bad for Cracker Jacks.

00:27:03.740 Cause it's like, dude, this is what from 1919, the snack that's never changed and never got

00:27:08.660 any popularity.

00:27:09.400 So, I mean, they're desperate.

00:27:10.800 Yeah.

00:27:10.920 They're in trouble.

00:27:11.940 Um, and I was thinking everyone's saying the one thing going for them is bring me some

00:27:16.600 peanuts and Cracker Jacks.

00:27:18.920 That's the only marketing they have.

00:27:20.080 And then like a, like a, like a, like a black woman in the company is like, what if we changed 0.99

00:27:24.080 it to a black woman and made a Cracker Jill? 1.00

00:27:26.140 And everyone's like, that's a great idea.

00:27:29.260 Nothing else is working.

00:27:31.240 Yeah.

00:27:31.760 We, uh, we, we, we should do that.

00:27:34.580 Yeah.

00:27:34.820 We'll have a vote on it and everyone's like scared.

00:27:37.840 Like, yeah, it's a good idea.

00:27:40.200 Um, people are asking what the dessert of summer is.

00:27:43.120 I think it should be ice cream sandwiches.

00:27:45.700 Key lime pie is a good one too.

00:27:47.660 But if you're, what's your decision?

00:27:49.540 I just threw that out there.

00:27:50.620 Yeah.

00:27:51.200 Ignore that.

00:27:52.900 I think ice cream sandwiches are like an Americana thing.

00:27:56.960 Everyone's got access to them.

00:27:58.500 You can get them anywhere.

00:27:59.640 You eat them on a hot summer day, vanilla chocolate.

00:28:02.320 Sure.

00:28:02.860 Sure.

00:28:03.180 Sure.

00:28:03.340 So we'll make an official announcement on Friday, but if you want to get ahead of it,

00:28:07.280 start ripping ice cream sandwiches now, beat the shortages, get, get to the store.

00:28:11.480 Now, um, we're almost done with housekeeping is our last page.

00:28:14.240 As you can see is only what?

00:28:15.360 Three, four things left.

00:28:16.360 Yeah.

00:28:16.600 A couple of schizo things. 1.00

00:28:17.660 I could tell.

00:28:18.180 Yeah.

00:28:18.460 Don't look too much.

00:28:19.320 All right.

00:28:19.580 Don't look at my work.

00:28:21.000 Um, let's go to the person who didn't get the job in her. 1.00

00:28:23.840 The, she didn't get the job after she got interviewed or they spoiled it. 0.99

00:28:27.820 Oh, I think you'll know pretty quick.

00:28:29.840 Hey guys.

00:28:31.020 Um, update.

00:28:32.460 I, I didn't get the job.

00:28:35.740 I just got the email.

00:28:38.320 Um, I'm guessing my appearance had a lot to do with it.

00:28:42.680 No, your appearance.

00:28:45.120 No, weak handshake.

00:28:46.260 You screwed up the handshake.

00:28:47.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:48.360 What was your, what was your GPA at your stupid college? 1.00

00:28:51.540 Oh, I'm thinking it was my appearance. 1.00

00:28:54.000 Yeah.

00:28:54.740 Keep thinking.

00:28:55.600 Yeah.

00:28:56.020 Good guess.

00:28:56.800 That might've been it.

00:28:57.740 What do you think that person could do for a job?

00:29:00.320 I was going to say lighthouse, be the one person in the lighthouse.

00:29:05.660 You got to try to find things where you don't have to see anybody and you basically just

00:29:09.120 have to maintain the light going around.

00:29:11.120 That's smart.

00:29:11.580 So lighthouse, um, coal mines, dark.

00:29:15.700 Everyone's already dark.

00:29:16.500 There's already black all over everyone's face. 0.69

00:29:18.140 You got a helmet on.

00:29:18.900 Yeah.

00:29:19.280 Coal mines.

00:29:19.960 That's the easy one.

00:29:20.440 You're flashing a light in people's eyes.

00:29:21.280 They can't really even see.

00:29:22.480 Yeah.

00:29:22.680 I was going to say a prisoner in a jail.

00:29:25.220 Oh, that's a good job for this person.

00:29:27.100 They can like hang out with the MS-13 guys.

00:29:29.120 They could also do the, uh, when Halloween comes around, they can do the haunted mansions,

00:29:33.600 but that's only like a seasonal one month thing.

00:29:35.480 So, but they can capitalize on that month.

00:29:38.480 Um, all right, let's move on.

00:29:39.740 Everyone asked me, Fleckas, why don't you go out?

00:29:41.880 Fleckas, you live in New Orleans. 0.98

00:29:43.000 You must be partying.

00:29:44.300 Well, here's why I don't go out. 0.99

00:29:52.260 You puked in the guy's mouth. 0.89

00:29:54.340 This is what you guys do. 0.81

00:29:55.720 Some.

00:29:56.460 This is what you guys are up to.

00:29:57.840 Oh, we had a crazy night last night.

00:29:59.880 Jake got his mouth puked in by a girl at the bar who was making out with him at the bar

00:30:03.840 who was blacked out so drunk she was going to throw up and then she couldn't stop it 0.93

00:30:07.320 and throw up in his mouth while they were kissing. 0.67

00:30:09.220 Yeah. 0.61

00:30:09.460 Why don't you go out, bro?

00:30:10.520 Why don't you go out?

00:30:11.460 Last night was a movie.

00:30:13.380 There's another one.

00:30:15.600 Guy's at a beach party.

00:30:16.780 He's under the dock.

00:30:18.460 He's trying to boot and rally.

00:30:19.880 He's pulling his trigger under the dock and he's flashing the puke away.

00:30:24.440 Why don't you go out, Fleckas?

00:30:25.860 It's so much fun out there.

00:30:27.880 All right.

00:30:28.520 Everyone needs to wake up.

00:30:29.540 It's almost too late.

00:30:30.380 We need you.

00:30:31.260 Wake up.

00:30:32.260 We have a ninja guy update.

00:30:33.820 We showed a ninja guy a couple weeks ago and now I'm starting to think that it's AI.

00:30:37.500 This is the ninja guy.

00:30:38.780 Watch.

00:30:41.340 Whoa.

00:30:42.160 That was AI. 1.00

00:30:43.840 Holy shit. 1.00

00:30:44.940 That's got to be fake. 1.00

00:30:46.540 Well, we'll keep tabs on him.

00:30:48.140 Last thing, Zuck versus Elon.

00:30:50.000 The fight looks like it may be happening as long as Elon doesn't need a back surgery or something.

00:30:55.120 They're going to stream it and donate the proceeds to veterans charity, which is very nice.

00:30:59.700 I just want to get on the record.

00:31:01.260 It's probably going to happen immediately, but I want to get on the record.

00:31:03.680 And say, I think aliens could show up to this.

00:31:06.520 That's the type of event that they would crash.

00:31:08.560 Yeah.

00:31:08.720 Because they both have direct ties to aliens.

00:31:11.560 Yeah.

00:31:12.220 And then the aliens will see that, oh, everyone's watching the two guys we already know.

00:31:17.220 Now is a great time to do Project Bluebeam.

00:31:19.400 Yeah.

00:31:20.120 I think Zuck is like 39 and Elon's 52.

00:31:23.740 Interesting.

00:31:24.320 So I'm worried about Elon.

00:31:25.740 Yeah.

00:31:26.200 Zuck's doing jujitsu and training and he said he did the Murph, which is like he ran, you

00:31:30.380 know, X amount of miles, did like 20 pull-ups, more than 20, like 100.

00:31:33.680 And then Elon said, oh, I don't have time to work out, but I bring the weights to work

00:31:39.140 with me.

00:31:40.240 So you're going to get choked out.

00:31:41.940 I think you're just going to get choked out.

00:31:43.280 Elon, I don't know, man.

00:31:44.220 I feel bad. 0.98

00:31:45.040 I want you to beat him.

00:31:45.920 You should have taken this, tried to get this fight three years ago before Zuck made all 0.95

00:31:49.020 less progress, but I don't know.

00:31:50.940 You're going to get choked out.

00:31:51.740 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

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00:32:48.200 All right.

00:32:48.720 Cringe of the week.

00:32:49.760 Our first clip of Cringe of the week is Neil deGrasse Tyson.

00:32:54.640 Yeah, Black Science Man. 0.97

00:32:55.800 Black Science Man.

00:32:56.700 Let's let it rip. 0.99

00:32:57.200 It is a little weird that we split people by male and female in this way.

00:33:02.060 I'm imagining a hundred years from now looking back and saying, do you know?

00:33:05.200 Back a hundred years ago, they split boys and girls and they couldn't compete.

00:33:09.940 And I was like, that'd just be kind of a little weird.

00:33:12.400 I don't know, Neil, because the difference is on.

00:33:14.680 I can imagine thinking how weird that is.

00:33:15.460 I can imagine that too.

00:33:17.340 But the differences are so massive.

00:33:19.680 On average, again, I've seen the pictures of you as a college wrestler.

00:33:24.440 Listen to me.

00:33:24.760 But the average woman is not going to be able to take. 1.00

00:33:27.240 The average woman wrestler is not going to be able to take down you when you were in your peak. 1.00

00:33:32.580 Maybe the best female wrestler. 1.00

00:33:34.320 You sound like you're an old man on the porch in a rocking chair right now.

00:33:38.080 I'm telling you.

00:33:39.380 I'm telling you.

00:33:41.000 I'm telling you.

00:33:42.660 You are criticizing something that is in need of modification.

00:33:47.620 You're the old man on the porch right now.

00:33:49.440 Like, oh, why are we dividing guys and girls?

00:33:51.600 These people, they're all basically the same.

00:33:53.780 Why would we ever divide these people based on gender?

00:33:57.220 Yeah, the science guy goes, you sound like the old man on the porch.

00:34:02.600 He attacks him personally.

00:34:03.920 He doesn't talk about the averages or the stats or whatever.

00:34:07.800 What do you think happened here?

00:34:09.380 Who got to him?

00:34:10.520 What happened?

00:34:11.080 Well, there's got to be a new scientific method now.

00:34:14.160 Yeah.

00:34:14.420 Where you just take a claim that's brutally wrong that pushes a political agenda and then

00:34:18.960 you wait to talk.

00:34:19.820 You don't listen to anyone else opposing it.

00:34:21.340 You ignore all the undeniable data and then you make fun of the people who oppose it and

00:34:25.320 say, you're living in the past.

00:34:26.640 You're a bigot.

00:34:27.140 You're the old man on the porch.

00:34:28.280 So Neil must have like a ton of old videos of him talking about this too then.

00:34:32.860 Yeah.

00:34:33.120 Right?

00:34:33.400 Exactly.

00:34:33.960 You're the old man on the porch.

00:34:35.040 It's like, Neil, you've been talking about this for two years.

00:34:36.980 For a month.

00:34:38.680 So what happened?

00:34:40.240 What happened with everything?

00:34:41.680 The message went out somewhere.

00:34:43.480 Men and women shouldn't be separated.

00:34:44.980 It's like, okay, we'll dominate you.

00:34:46.980 Yeah.

00:34:47.500 What do you want?

00:34:49.040 And there's the message went out and basically it's like wherever the deep state can, has

00:34:53.240 their tentacles, which is everything, they'll just suck the money out and they'll push their 0.99

00:34:58.000 political agenda.

00:34:59.100 They did it in the Middle East with a military industrial complex.

00:35:02.080 They did it with big pharma.

00:35:03.640 They did it with big education and now it's science.

00:35:06.820 So now science is just another tentacle that's getting juiced up from the deep state.

00:35:10.820 Yeah.

00:35:11.020 And all those grants and research papers and stuff like that.

00:35:14.560 Yeah.

00:35:14.800 Exactly.

00:35:15.320 You have to agree with it to get it.

00:35:16.640 So now you're stuck agreeing with it.

00:35:18.300 So then it's like, oh, we have consensus.

00:35:19.940 Yeah.

00:35:20.300 All these people we fund said yes.

00:35:22.380 Another thing I noticed every time I watch Neil deGrasse Tyson, he's always waiting for

00:35:26.380 his chance to talk again.

00:35:28.140 He's like waiting to cut off someone and go, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:31.020 But that's not what it's about. 1.00

00:35:32.480 And he's going, oh, you're so stupid. 1.00

00:35:35.300 Very histrionic, like very performative. 1.00

00:35:37.180 Very performative.

00:35:38.280 That's why they like him.

00:35:39.460 So, and I mean, that's part of the bigger, broader theme, right?

00:35:42.340 It's like, let's get all the science guys.

00:35:44.880 Let's get all the most credible people we can.

00:35:47.120 And obviously Neil deGrasse Tyson has been on this kind of downward path for a while.

00:35:50.960 That's what the vaccine's for.

00:35:52.560 I think we had another one where we covered him being manic energy. 0.96

00:35:56.560 And him being black helps their cause too, because if anyone goes against him, they just 0.94

00:36:00.380 don't like to see a black scientist in power. 1.00

00:36:02.460 Yeah. 0.98

00:36:02.780 It's an easy uno reverse card to get you.

00:36:05.540 Let's go to the teacher, the BLM teacher teaching eight-year-olds. 1.00

00:36:10.200 Why does black lives matter but not white? 1.00

00:36:12.720 So if I say black lives matter, does that mean other lives don't matter? 0.56

00:36:15.840 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:36:20.160 I got you, I got you.

00:36:21.360 If I say, this window matters, does that mean that window doesn't matter?

00:36:27.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.56

00:36:30.900 If police assault this many black people and assault this many white people, is that the 0.97

00:36:40.140 same? 0.97

00:36:40.500 No.

00:36:41.780 So, but you said all lives should matter.

00:36:43.680 Yes, it should.

00:36:44.500 Are police treating all lives the same?

00:36:46.040 No.

00:36:46.780 If all lives are not treated equal, then I say,

00:36:52.140 That's not right.

00:36:53.700 But then I also say, you need to treat the people that you've been hurting better.

00:36:59.140 Make sense?

00:37:00.120 Oh, it's that easy.

00:37:01.600 Yeah.

00:37:02.140 He's just ballparking it.

00:37:03.420 And I guess when you're debating six or eight-year-olds or whatever these kids are,

00:37:07.700 it's easy to kind of convince them and plant that BLM seed.

00:37:10.680 Yeah.

00:37:10.820 But you could do the FBI crime stats in the same way. 0.97

00:37:15.460 Now, black people, they are this much of the population. 0.99

00:37:18.800 And then they commit this many murders. 1.00

00:37:21.440 53% of murders. 0.96

00:37:22.440 Should police be more or less worried when they pull over a black person?

00:37:27.220 You could do that same exact thing with the kids, and they would go, 0.80

00:37:29.580 Oh, more.

00:37:30.500 More.

00:37:30.720 Way more.

00:37:31.500 More police.

00:37:32.720 Yeah.

00:37:33.920 It's also important to remember education majors,

00:37:38.000 they tend to have, like, the lowest GPAs and the lowest test scores.

00:37:43.000 So it's not, like, the smartest bunch.

00:37:45.280 Yeah.

00:37:45.660 And I just, this is, it's good to get refreshed that a friendly reminder that, like,

00:37:49.480 your kids will be taught some leftist ideology by, like, a midwit type of guy. 0.99

00:37:55.260 Like, a guy who's not really that smart.

00:37:57.160 So it's sad to see.

00:37:59.200 And, yeah, Stardom Young, the eighth graders.

00:38:00.920 Use the window analogy.

00:38:02.160 And it's, like, this, this kind of thing, like, when we talked about last week,

00:38:07.040 the conservative high school kids, the boys are going up in conservatism.

00:38:10.580 They get some half weird answer like this from their teacher and go,

00:38:14.620 Huh, that wasn't convincing at all.

00:38:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:38:18.040 And then they turn and they go, Huh.

00:38:19.440 So he's still pushing it.

00:38:20.780 He didn't really convince me.

00:38:22.020 And then the question.

00:38:22.880 And then they move on.

00:38:23.560 Exactly.

00:38:23.940 The question the kid asked was, if black lives matter, why don't white lives matter?

00:38:27.380 And then he just didn't answer that question at all.

00:38:29.620 And he just made, you know, the kid seem like he was being insensitive to something really important.

00:38:34.300 Yeah.

00:38:34.560 This guy should have Neil deGrasse Tyson in his class.

00:38:37.540 They'll get some, they'll get somewhere.

00:38:39.100 Yeah.

00:38:39.400 And also keep in mind, too, when Democrats were polled about how many black people do they think are killed by police every year,

00:38:48.240 they thought it was, like, 10,000.

00:38:50.140 Yeah.

00:38:50.400 And the number's, like, 20.

00:38:51.600 Yeah.

00:38:52.040 So just keep that in mind, too.

00:38:53.780 Moving on.

00:38:54.420 I think it was 10 in 2021 or something.

00:38:56.780 Like, right after George Floyd, it was, like, 10.

00:38:58.580 So that's how off everyone is.

00:39:01.060 And that's how sure they are based on what the media says.

00:39:04.140 And then how many people a year?

00:39:05.740 10,000?

00:39:06.800 10.

00:39:07.640 Yeah.

00:39:07.940 You're 1,000 X off.

00:39:09.780 It's called, like, a conversation ender.

00:39:11.940 If the kids were like, well, how many black people got killed by cops last year?

00:39:16.560 And he goes, 10.

00:39:18.400 It's like, why are we talking about this, professor? 0.99

00:39:22.200 You're racist. 0.99

00:39:23.140 You're parents. 1.00

00:39:23.820 Trump supporters.

00:39:25.000 Let's move on.

00:39:25.760 We're still in cringe.

00:39:26.780 Uh, the Nougat shirts.

00:39:29.140 This is, like, for a minor league baseball team.

00:39:31.360 The Chattanooga Lookers, I think they're called.

00:39:33.660 Yeah.

00:39:33.940 Minor league baseball team pulls T-shirt design for resembling racial slur.

00:39:38.200 So, unfortunately, that word has 60% of the N-word.

00:39:42.560 And for that reason, you're canceled.

00:39:44.640 Yeah.

00:39:44.880 Three out of the five total N-word letters.

00:39:47.460 And, uh, unfortunately, the nice lady who designed this shirt, or whoever it was, didn't even 1.00

00:39:53.000 have a thought in her head about it kind of looking like a racial slur. 0.97

00:39:56.080 Uh, execute her. 1.00

00:39:57.120 You have to execute her. 1.00

00:39:57.980 If it starts with N and ends with G-A, you can't have it. 0.87

00:40:02.020 Just, just put it on the drawing board.

00:40:04.800 You're gone.

00:40:05.320 All right.

00:40:05.600 Moving on.

00:40:06.200 Uh, we lost the frat boys.

00:40:08.700 Let's see what they're up to.

00:40:09.940 UCLA.

00:40:11.700 Are the trans woman a woman? 0.85

00:40:13.640 100%.

00:40:14.040 The trans woman is fully a woman.

00:40:15.580 Beautiful.

00:40:16.380 Institutionalized racism exists.

00:40:18.440 100%.

00:40:19.400 It still does.

00:40:20.300 I mean, that's like, it's...

00:40:21.680 It's an obvious answer.

00:40:22.460 It's an obvious question.

00:40:23.760 Yeah.

00:40:24.000 It's sad that some people probably have to think about.

00:40:26.400 Yeah.

00:40:26.880 Agreed.

00:40:27.440 Wow.

00:40:28.120 Oh, nice, bro.

00:40:29.720 We lost them.

00:40:30.360 These should have been our guys.

00:40:31.420 I know.

00:40:32.040 And we just completely lost them.

00:40:33.880 Uh, and it's like, they're basically just pretending.

00:40:36.600 They got long housed.

00:40:37.520 They got long housed.

00:40:38.640 The woman asking the question, going like, be a good boy.

00:40:42.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:42.480 So these guys are pussies. 1.00

00:40:43.720 The girl's an annoying hall monitor. 1.00

00:40:45.480 And it's like, guys are just telling girls what they want to hear because they're too weak 0.98

00:40:49.680 to say what the truth is.

00:40:51.100 Yeah.

00:40:51.320 And they don't want to be kicked out of like their vaccinated social circles at UCLA or whatever

00:40:56.300 school that was.

00:40:57.280 Uh, it's actually like, it's actually sad that like, that's how clipped our young guys 0.98

00:41:02.500 balls are. 0.98

00:41:03.420 Mm-hmm.

00:41:03.920 It's really sad.

00:41:04.640 And then you say it enough times, like, oh, I'm just saying this.

00:41:07.760 This is UCLA stance.

00:41:09.040 This is a woke girl stance.

00:41:10.720 This is, you know, this is the party line.

00:41:13.420 And then you say it enough times.

00:41:14.760 You're like, huh, I've just been kind of like going and repeating a lie that I don't

00:41:18.680 really believe this whole time.

00:41:20.160 Yeah. 0.58

00:41:20.600 Like that guy, the first guy, he's not hooking up with trans girls, trans girls.

00:41:25.940 Yeah.

00:41:26.160 He's not doing anything.

00:41:27.020 He's just saying the good boy points.

00:41:29.280 Yeah.

00:41:29.480 So, uh, what happened to our men?

00:41:32.240 They got feminized by girls like this who let hall monitor is the exact right way to 1.00

00:41:36.900 put it.

00:41:37.220 And it's time for girls to be in charge. 1.00

00:41:39.000 Also guys having sex with guys is normal. 0.99

00:41:41.840 Yeah. 0.98

00:41:42.140 It's good.

00:41:42.660 It's not even normal.

00:41:43.460 It's good.

00:41:43.940 It's good.

00:41:44.620 Yeah.

00:41:44.920 So, enjoy the bed you made.

00:41:46.800 Nighty night.

00:41:47.620 Frat boys. 0.99

00:41:48.820 Enjoy waking up next to the trans person. 0.98

00:41:51.220 Yeah.

00:41:52.000 Dylan.

00:41:52.660 Invite Dylan.

00:41:53.520 Yeah.

00:41:54.100 Pay 40K to get Dylan.

00:41:55.420 UCLA.

00:41:56.000 Get Dylan to the frat house.

00:41:57.640 Oh, man.

00:41:58.420 Uh, I was also noticing, speaking of like women changing culture, uh, I was noticing when 0.99

00:42:03.720 we're watching Netflix, there's no hot girls on TV anymore.

00:42:07.580 It's all like, uh, distinct looking people, like striking looking people.

00:42:13.280 Like a mixed person or like a different type of Asian, like Indian Asian.

00:42:18.540 Yeah.

00:42:18.760 Are you talking about this one from Star Trek?

00:42:19.920 Well, there's one from Star Trek too, where like the Star Trek person used to be just

00:42:22.980 like a hot chick in like a leotard. 1.00

00:42:24.980 Yeah.

00:42:25.600 And now it's some they, them. 0.94

00:42:27.520 It's soccer lesbian. 1.00

00:42:28.640 Yeah. 0.95

00:42:28.820 It's a soccer lesbian haircut with, uh, unknown, unknown ethnic background. 0.97

00:42:34.400 And, uh, it's up to you to guess.

00:42:36.280 Gender ambiguous.

00:42:37.660 Yeah.

00:42:37.980 And.

00:42:38.580 And it'd be wrong if you were attracted to her.

00:42:40.520 You'd be wrong.

00:42:41.220 Yeah.

00:42:41.720 But you have to be.

00:42:42.660 No.

00:42:42.760 Because she's beautiful.

00:42:44.060 She's beautiful.

00:42:45.060 She's strong.

00:42:45.760 She's not beautiful.

00:42:46.460 She's strong.

00:42:46.980 I don't know.

00:42:47.400 I don't even know what they're going for here. 0.99

00:42:48.640 But the casting directors are just fucking shooting from the hip. 0.99

00:42:51.860 They'd have no clue. 0.99

00:42:52.760 Yeah.

00:42:53.140 So there's no hot white girls on TV anymore. 1.00

00:42:55.780 If there's like a white girl character, it's always like a homely white girl who's like 1.00

00:42:59.820 stressed out and on pills.

00:43:01.240 Yeah.

00:43:01.600 And anxiety medicine.

00:43:03.180 So that's the way they like it.

00:43:04.760 Yeah.

00:43:05.100 Speaking of stressed out white girls on anxiety medicine, uh, this next one, the girl who has 1.00

00:43:09.480 the dog with the buttons. 0.81

00:43:13.200 Watch my dog.

00:43:14.160 Tell me I'm sick before I know it myself.

00:43:16.340 Watch her take this dog seriously.

00:43:19.800 What?

00:43:22.700 Cash.

00:43:23.540 Blonde.

00:43:25.420 Cash is the dog name.

00:43:28.300 Cash.

00:43:28.900 Cash.

00:43:31.660 I saw you press that one.

00:43:33.200 Gotta speed it up.

00:43:34.040 No.

00:43:34.760 No.

00:43:38.680 Cash now home.

00:43:41.900 Yes.

00:43:42.420 Cash is home.

00:43:43.560 You're right.

00:43:43.580 Got lucky on that one.

00:43:45.040 Yes.

00:43:47.260 Cash is home.

00:43:51.580 The dog knows is.

00:43:52.580 Cash is home.

00:43:53.180 No.

00:43:53.860 That's right. 1.00

00:43:57.100 Sick. 0.89

00:43:59.500 Oh, is Cash sick? 0.96

00:44:02.620 I think he just pressed a button and he knows that you engage. 0.99

00:44:07.000 Sick. 0.98

00:44:08.420 Oh.

00:44:09.780 Is Cash sick?

00:44:12.620 Friend.

00:44:13.320 Friend.

00:44:13.560 Friend.

00:44:13.700 Oh, is your friend sick?

00:44:18.780 Like she's taking it like he's really doing something.

00:44:20.700 She's got to fast forward this.

00:44:22.100 So it's all like 10 minutes apart. 0.87

00:44:24.140 Sick.

00:44:27.440 Who's sick?

00:44:28.360 Who's sick?

00:44:31.600 Mom.

00:44:32.620 Mom is sick?

00:44:34.160 I'm sick?

00:44:35.100 Oh.

00:44:37.200 Do you know something I don't?

00:44:38.800 So do you know something I don't? 0.99

00:44:41.220 So she thinks the dog pressing the button said, you're sick.

00:44:44.940 And then she said that she realized she was sick after the dog told her.

00:44:49.660 So the dog knew she was sick before she did.

00:44:51.660 Yeah.

00:44:52.020 The only thing that dog knows is that whenever it pushes a button, mom immediately comes over

00:44:57.480 and is very engaged.

00:44:58.880 Yeah.

00:44:59.380 That's it.

00:45:00.020 That's all that happened here.

00:45:01.160 There's a lot of buttons to pick from.

00:45:02.880 I think there were verbs in that button.

00:45:04.620 Yeah.

00:45:05.000 Dog knows is.

00:45:05.920 They're putting sentences together.

00:45:07.240 Yeah.

00:45:07.860 So.

00:45:08.240 So like people like this are obviously so desperate for purpose.

00:45:11.160 You would say, oh, you should just have a kid.

00:45:13.420 Yeah.

00:45:13.840 But I kind of like this person in their house with their dog.

00:45:16.140 Go waste your time.

00:45:17.000 Spin your wheels in the mud. 1.00

00:45:18.120 Just fuck off with the dog. 1.00

00:45:19.360 Realize you want to have a kid when you're 42. 1.00

00:45:21.300 Yeah.

00:45:21.540 Please don't vote.

00:45:22.320 Cash dies.

00:45:22.800 Please don't vote.

00:45:23.860 Let's move on.

00:45:24.800 We have a lot to get to.

00:45:26.860 The lady who sleeps in her car. 0.95

00:45:29.440 Yeah.

00:45:29.720 This is a little update on van life for you guys.

00:45:32.880 Yeah.

00:45:33.320 I live in my 2006 Honda Accord and this is what it's like to wake up in a 24 hour Planet

00:45:38.080 Fitness parking lot.

00:45:39.020 I start by getting dressed and then the longest part of my morning routine is always taking

00:45:43.440 down all of my window coverings, but they are essential for sleeping in my car.

00:45:47.900 So I do it anyways.

00:45:49.100 Then I climb over into the driver's seat and take down my window coverings there.

00:45:52.540 I actually already went into this Planet Fitness last night to take a shower for all of you

00:45:57.120 who say that I don't shower.

00:45:59.320 So this morning I can go ahead and leave straight away and drive to Panera Bread.

00:46:05.060 But first, the bathroom.

00:46:07.180 Obviously.

00:46:08.000 I used the restroom and washed my hands.

00:46:10.640 I brushed my teeth in my car.

00:46:12.480 I don't know.

00:46:13.100 Like, that's weird to show on camera.

00:46:15.100 I don't know why y'all are asking to see that.

00:46:17.580 Anyways, now it's time to drink my hot bean juice to wake up.

00:46:22.160 And get some computer work done.

00:46:24.340 So I use this as an opportunity to charge some of my electronics.

00:46:28.220 And here I'm actually editing a YouTube video.

00:46:29.960 So if you haven't already, be sure to go subscribe over there.

00:46:32.740 Okay.

00:46:33.540 So van life used to be you wake up at Big Sur.

00:46:38.240 You have your morning coffee on a cliff with like your boyfriend.

00:46:41.980 You know, you're in a sprinter van that's been fully converted.

00:46:44.580 And, you know, your toes are dangling from the back seat and you got a beautiful view and

00:46:48.360 coffee and you're pretending life is great.

00:46:50.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:46:51.300 And now that's van life.

00:46:54.400 Now Toyota Camry life.

00:46:55.960 Toyota Accord car life.

00:46:58.220 Which is what she's doing is when you shower at Planet Fitness, you eat at Target and you 1.00

00:47:03.600 blow out Panera's bathroom every day.

00:47:05.580 You walk into Panera as soon as the employees basically unlock the door and you say, here

00:47:09.960 to blow it out.

00:47:11.400 I sleep in my Honda Accord.

00:47:13.120 I'm here to blow it out.

00:47:14.120 I'm in the parking lot.

00:47:15.000 That's where I sleep.

00:47:15.760 Yeah.

00:47:16.540 Rap Boy, I was talking to him about this the other day and he said that this is a great

00:47:20.460 term.

00:47:20.920 This is a fatherless activity.

00:47:22.980 Yeah.

00:47:23.540 This is, you know, if you called your dad and told him what you're up to.

00:47:26.300 And not technically.

00:47:26.980 It's not like, oh, you've lost, you're bringing dishonor.

00:47:30.280 But it's like your father would not allow you to live in your Honda Accord.

00:47:33.880 Yeah.

00:47:34.200 He'd say, no, let's get you set up somewhere.

00:47:36.220 Like, I don't want you living in the Honda Accord.

00:47:38.840 Here's six grand.

00:47:39.780 I'll pay for five months of rent or something.

00:47:41.460 Exactly.

00:47:41.780 Let's get you on your feet, you know?

00:47:43.540 Yeah.

00:47:43.740 Yeah.

00:47:44.540 So I cover the window so no one can see in when I'm sleeping in the parking lot.

00:47:49.380 The zombies come.

00:47:50.680 There's no crime or looting or people breaking into cars.

00:47:53.400 Don't worry.

00:47:54.120 But yeah, there used to be this thing where like you buy a car in Alaska and then you drive

00:47:58.980 it all the way down to Mexico and like you see the sights and you do the thing.

00:48:03.040 And now people are just living in the Honda Accord, whatever car they had from high school.

00:48:07.600 Yeah.

00:48:07.900 And they're staying put within the confines of a town like this where they need to go

00:48:12.460 to the gas station, the McDonald's, the Planet Fitness, because you can shower there.

00:48:16.240 And it's a very disgusting and greasy thing.

00:48:18.220 And I don't like it.

00:48:19.920 You used to want to turn a van into like a thing you can live in.

00:48:22.660 And now it's just like, I can go horizontal in the Accord.

00:48:25.720 Yeah.

00:48:26.160 I can sleep in the Accord.

00:48:27.700 I can fit these limbs in here. 0.95

00:48:29.860 Yeah.

00:48:30.400 So it gets slippery.

00:48:31.420 Inflation's hitting everybody.

00:48:32.380 It's getting slippery.

00:48:33.160 And now it's like people are living in really shitty situations here.

00:48:35.900 Big difference between van life and Honda Accord life.

00:48:38.580 Yeah.

00:48:38.960 Let's move on.

00:48:39.740 Let's get into our first clip of Urban Decay.

00:48:41.660 All right.

00:48:42.440 First clip of Urban Decay is the 80-year-old grandparents held hostage.

00:48:48.160 Stop Asian hate.

00:48:49.140 One of the home invasions listed in police documents obtained by the I-team.

00:48:53.220 Monday of this week, an 80-year-old man and a 69-year-old wife are caring for their two

00:48:58.140 grandchildren when robbers break in a second floor window.

00:49:01.620 One man was downstairs with my parents, you know, keeping an eye on them, while the other

00:49:07.160 one was upstairs trying to get into our safe, ransacking, you know, our closets, our bedrooms,

00:49:13.100 looking for valuables.

00:49:14.480 The men held the couple at gunpoint for nearly 40 minutes, a terrifying ordeal, their daughter

00:49:19.240 tells me.

00:49:19.940 During this time, my mom was trying to rush them out of the house by saying, hey, you 1.00

00:49:23.840 know, someone's going to be home soon.

00:49:25.220 My son-in-law is going to be home from work soon, so we need to hurry up and get what you

00:49:29.020 need.

00:49:29.740 You know, she offered them cash and say, hey, if what you're looking for is cash, here's

00:49:33.920 cash, but just take it.

00:49:35.340 Please don't hurt any of us.

00:49:36.560 The criminals got away with $10,000 in cash and jewelry.

00:49:40.840 The family has had three other attempted home invasions, and with each one, they take a new

00:49:45.360 security precaution.

00:49:46.960 The fence, the cameras, the dog, a German shepherd now 11 years old.

00:49:52.120 He didn't stop the criminals this week.

00:49:54.000 What's his name?

00:49:54.960 His name is Felix.

00:49:56.980 Felix, you got to do your job, pal.

00:49:59.580 He's 11.

00:49:59.960 Officials here at the Oakland Police Department will not provide anybody to talk on camera

00:50:03.440 about these issues, saying they're part of an ongoing investigation.

00:50:06.960 But privately, sources tell me, they are upset about this crime-free continuing, and

00:50:11.760 they want the story told.

00:50:13.340 The sources gave me a copy of an internal advisory that says OPD has series of approximately

00:50:18.760 50 to 12.5, or first-degree robberies, targeting Asian homes, mostly elderly couples, in Oakland

00:50:26.160 Hills area.

00:50:26.900 So they're targeting the old Asian people.

00:50:29.380 And they say, oh, do your job, Felix, to the dog.

00:50:33.200 The 11-year-old German shepherd.

00:50:34.700 Meanwhile, the cops are like...

00:50:36.640 50?

00:50:37.540 They're really running up the numbers.

00:50:38.840 Oh, that dog needs to do his job.

00:50:40.580 Yeah.

00:50:41.020 Yeah.

00:50:41.440 The 11-year-old dog has probably been trained to be a nice dog.

00:50:44.780 Yeah.

00:50:45.160 You need to make him evil.

00:50:47.080 And then there's been three other attempts, they said.

00:50:49.520 That same house, yeah.

00:50:50.760 Same house.

00:50:51.320 They're just constantly going after these people.

00:50:53.640 They're seeing the old Asian peoples as marks.

00:50:55.540 Yeah, and so, which leads us to believe that old Asians, Asians in general, you're getting 1.00

00:51:04.020 branded and targeted as not exercising your Second Amendment rights, and you're under no

00:51:08.360 threat, and you're easy to kind of manipulate and get 10 grand from. 0.61

00:51:12.080 One of you Asians need to leave a couple bodies cold on the floor. 1.00

00:51:15.520 That would be smart. 0.97

00:51:16.480 All it takes is one or two.

00:51:18.340 You guys can't be seen as a mark anymore, right?

00:51:20.480 You need to fight back, maybe some man traps, maybe some underground tunnels, maybe start

00:51:25.420 giving out Coke cans with glass in it.

00:51:27.600 Oh, you're getting creative.

00:51:29.680 You guys have it in you.

00:51:31.340 Well, Vietnamese, the Vietnamese have it in them, the tunneling and stuff in Vietnam. 0.99

00:51:36.040 But yeah, no, I think you got to leave a couple bodies on the floor.

00:51:38.940 And it's like, don't worry about who's robbing.

00:51:41.000 They don't value their life, so don't worry about it.

00:51:44.080 No sweat.

00:51:45.260 But you leave a couple bodies on the floor in Oakland, leave a couple bodies on the floor

00:51:48.380 in LA, San Fran, it's the only way it's going to stop, right?

00:51:51.640 Yeah, but they'll probably come after them for doing that.

00:51:53.600 For sure.

00:51:54.100 It's self-defense justified.

00:51:55.400 They put a weapon on you in your own house, it's go time.

00:51:58.720 I think it's worth it.

00:51:59.600 It's worth that fight just to leave a couple bodies.

00:52:01.740 Because you're not just helping yourself, you're not just saving $10,000, you're saving

00:52:06.000 50 other elderly Asian couples from getting their houses ransacked while held at gunpoint.

00:52:11.940 And who knows what these criminals, I don't know what's stopping them from pulling the trigger,

00:52:16.300 and I don't really want to find out.

00:52:17.620 You know, I'm not willing to risk my fellow elderly Asians, you know? 1.00

00:52:21.760 So you've got to think about yourself as a community.

00:52:23.660 It's not just about you surviving that one robbery.

00:52:26.220 Exactly.

00:52:26.800 And it's legal self-defense.

00:52:28.300 Of course.

00:52:28.860 Let's go to the tweets from that guy who was in San Francisco.

00:52:32.460 Yeah, this guy is Ron Kim, I think is his name.

00:52:36.300 Yeah, Ron T. Kim.

00:52:38.080 And he said, this was in reference to another video.

00:52:42.360 There was another video we haven't shown, but it was young black youths attacking a group

00:52:48.140 of Asian people on the subway.

00:52:50.180 You know, what else is new?

00:52:51.280 Dime a dozen.

00:52:51.880 We get 10 of those a day.

00:52:52.940 Yep.

00:52:53.180 But Ron T. Kim quote tweeted this video and said, my worst nightmare is getting attacked

00:52:58.640 while I'm with my young three daughters.

00:53:00.960 I'm so sorry for this family, and I'm so sorry that our government is not taking anti-Asian

00:53:05.800 violence seriously.

00:53:07.520 In a failing administrative state, Asians are suffering from lack of care and protection.

00:53:12.480 Yep.

00:53:12.720 And then Ron T. Kim also said, this was in 2020, our speaker, can you read that?

00:53:19.700 Our speaker, Carl Heastie, is 100% right here, and we should stand with him all the way.

00:53:24.640 In fact, we should finish what he started and end all cash bail and reform our criminal

00:53:29.420 justice system so no person will ever be criminalized for being poor.

00:53:33.900 So you can't have both, Ron T. Kim.

00:53:36.640 Ron, I'm holding your blanket.

00:53:38.620 Come tuck yourself in.

00:53:39.720 Here's the bed you made, Ron.

00:53:41.260 And then Ron also said, regarding Daniel Penny in New York, the honorable thing to do

00:53:46.240 for Daniel Penny is admit he screwed up, apologize to Jordan's family and friends, ask for forgiveness

00:53:51.320 and accept responsibility for killing an innocent man.

00:53:54.720 That's what a real Marine would do.

00:53:57.220 Ron Kim, sounds like you just sound off on every issue right along the party lines.

00:54:02.700 Doesn't sound like you want to change anything.

00:54:04.840 Because, you know, your party lines are the ones that got cities to this place.

00:54:08.360 Your DAs, ending cash bail, the, what do you call it, rotating doors in and out of jail.

00:54:15.480 But Ron Kim, you know, it's his worst nightmare to get attacked on the train.

00:54:19.240 Well, yeah.

00:54:19.820 Well, better not ride the train, Ron.

00:54:21.560 Yeah.

00:54:22.000 Because the train.

00:54:22.720 The policies you put in place are now why the train's unrideable.

00:54:27.160 Yeah.

00:54:27.460 So over the weekend, I think it was on Friday, Kai Sennett had a fan meetup basically where

00:54:33.600 he said he was giving away PS5s.

00:54:36.040 Yeah.

00:54:36.420 And then like 8,000 young youths.

00:54:41.320 Mostly black kids.

00:54:42.360 Urban youths.

00:54:43.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:43.420 Basically, 8,000 black guys showed up to Union Square and kind of started messing shit up. 1.00

00:54:50.520 They were twerking. 0.99

00:54:51.860 They were looting.

00:54:53.240 Stomping on cars.

00:54:53.800 Stomping on cars.

00:54:55.020 Fighting.

00:54:55.600 60-year-old hot dog car.

00:54:57.700 Hot dog stand part.

00:54:58.840 Ripping that up.

00:55:00.220 So it got really ugly.

00:55:01.580 It was basically a riot.

00:55:02.640 And he was arrested for inciting a riot, I believe.

00:55:05.140 And then on No Jumper, NLE Choppa, NLE Choppa said, y'all don't even charge the KKK when 0.99

00:55:13.060 they do negative shit, but charge successful black man for giving back. 0.99

00:55:16.880 The system's so designed for us to fail, it don't even make sense. 1.00

00:55:21.300 Whenever someone does something like that, I commented on that post.

00:55:24.420 I go, oh, the KKK?

00:55:25.760 Is that who's killing all you guys?

00:55:27.580 I like to really get my notifications active.

00:55:30.720 You like to swap the wasp's nest and just see who's coming back.

00:55:34.940 On D.L. Hewley and him, I love doing that.

00:55:37.540 I'm like, oh, is that who's killing everybody?

00:55:38.800 The KKK?

00:55:39.800 And what, the media's on our side and covering it up?

00:55:43.020 Oh, that's what's going on?

00:55:44.700 They said sleeping is racist.

00:55:46.940 Who do you think's running everything?

00:55:49.280 The media's on our side covering up for the KKK.

00:55:52.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:53.200 So we just wanted to cover this, though, because there's this unique thing happening right

00:55:56.800 now ever since 2020, right, where this guy is a streamer. 0.99

00:56:01.700 And, you know, he's dumb. 0.99

00:56:03.820 I saw Darren Beattie call him subliterate. 1.00

00:56:06.960 But, you know, whatever.

00:56:08.080 We're not here for that, right?

00:56:09.180 He's a successful guy. 1.00

00:56:10.580 He probably does dumb shit that we don't necessarily agree with. 1.00

00:56:13.140 But whatever. 1.00

00:56:13.840 It's America, right? 0.95

00:56:15.740 And so these guys, the weird phenomenon happens when a bunch of black people get together 1.00

00:56:23.340 in like a group or whatever.

00:56:24.980 And no matter what, this is their favorite streamer, right?

00:56:30.340 It's a guy who they should be happy to see, right?

00:56:34.000 It's like seeing a group of white kids seeing John Travolta right after Grease came out, 0.92

00:56:38.320 you know?

00:56:38.860 It's like it should be a big moment for them, right?

00:56:41.440 It's a fun thing to get to go do.

00:56:43.240 But by the nature of urban youth mobs, they're just generally aggrieved.

00:56:49.280 Yeah.

00:56:49.400 They're generally mad at something.

00:56:51.320 And it's like they can't do a peaceful assembly.

00:56:54.120 Exactly.

00:56:54.600 So it turns into the stomping, twerking, breaking a car thing just because they know that cops

00:56:59.660 don't have enough manpower to get there in a 20-minute notice and then shut this thing

00:57:03.880 down, you know?

00:57:04.500 Yeah.

00:57:04.820 That's a good point.

00:57:05.640 The world is racist. 1.00

00:57:07.080 So whenever a group of black people get together, if they start wrecking shit and smashing cars 1.00

00:57:12.140 and twerking, it's actually justified because of how racist the world is and they're just 0.99

00:57:16.820 acting out because they're justifiably upset.

00:57:19.000 That's just the voices of the unheard, right?

00:57:21.220 Anytime they get together and it goes south, it's because of someone else's fault.

00:57:26.420 It's never just them and there's no accountability.

00:57:28.640 And you could say, oh, white people do it too when the Philadelphia Eagles win the Super

00:57:32.400 Bowl or whatever. 1.00

00:57:33.020 Yeah, and that's like one stupid city. 1.00

00:57:37.360 That's just Philly. 1.00

00:57:38.220 That's stupid Philly once every 15 years. 1.00

00:57:42.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:42.440 And they grease the poles.

00:57:43.720 They do everything to prevent it.

00:57:45.000 And it's bad.

00:57:45.700 And it's not good.

00:57:46.480 It's horrible.

00:57:47.000 And you shouldn't be doing that. 1.00

00:57:47.780 And it's stupid. 0.99

00:57:48.600 But I feel like with urban youths, it happens a little easier pretty much at the Spirit Airlines 0.99

00:57:55.760 terminal it happens, at the Jake Paul, Nate Diaz fight.

00:58:01.160 There's always something that's going to go negative, but it's okay because the world

00:58:06.380 is racist and that's why they're upset.

00:58:08.140 And that's the foundation of it.

00:58:09.460 There's just this base belief that I should be maybe mad or I maybe owed something or I'm

00:58:15.840 entitled to destroy this.

00:58:18.220 And the end result is like, do you think this is helping racism or making more people a little

00:58:26.840 bit racist?

00:58:27.420 I think you're working backwards, a circle.

00:58:32.000 I accuse them of racism.

00:58:33.600 I act out. 1.00

00:58:34.560 I destroy shit. 1.00

00:58:36.480 I accuse them of racism. 1.00

00:58:38.100 It's a weird circular thing and nobody wins.

00:58:41.600 And then I guess we just figured out that Kai Sinat, I don't really know who he is.

00:58:46.660 I guess we just figured out everyone's like a 90 IQ viewer.

00:58:49.920 Yeah.

00:58:50.420 80, 90.

00:58:51.120 I don't know.

00:58:51.320 I think those streamers, like we don't do live streams, I think those types of streamers 1.00

00:58:55.680 like him and like Aiden Ross, I think it's kind of, it's a little stupid. 1.00

00:59:00.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:00.640 It's a little stupid. 1.00

00:59:01.700 It's all about like drama and like, who's on the show today? 1.00

00:59:04.220 Who's on? 1.00

00:59:04.760 Oh shit. 0.99

00:59:05.260 Is that, is that NBA young boy back there? 0.99

00:59:07.640 It's basically the no jumper headlines in video format. 0.99

00:59:11.280 It's just really stupid and a waste of time and it's a waste of time to give hours of 0.99

00:59:16.100 your day to people who are just fucking around on the computer and not, and don't know anything 1.00

00:59:21.180 and also like, don't make any profound points. 0.98

00:59:24.320 Yeah.

00:59:24.380 At least with our show, we, we, we give you guys what we want to give you.

00:59:28.020 There's themes.

00:59:28.840 We make points.

00:59:29.500 We make points.

00:59:30.080 We run it all out.

00:59:30.880 When do you ever see us like, oh, what else is going on?

00:59:33.500 And you pull up the news and we give you like a half thought out take that's not even

00:59:37.160 correct about something.

00:59:38.400 We don't want to waste anyone's time.

00:59:40.460 Yeah.

00:59:40.720 You know, that's what those streamers don't have.

00:59:43.120 Um, let's go to the lady who says that conservatives should be a hate group. 0.95

00:59:46.420 Well, do you want to go to Brandon Johnson first?

00:59:48.360 Sure.

00:59:48.780 This will just be a supporting point because Brandon Johnson, they've, uh, Chicago has

00:59:52.800 been dealing with their own generally aggrieved mobs.

00:59:56.040 You know, they just shoplift.

00:59:57.740 They're going in the South loop.

00:59:58.880 They're raiding the target.

01:00:00.460 They're shooting each other.

01:00:01.520 And instead of actually calling out for what it is, uh, the mayor of Chicago is policing

01:00:06.540 the language and saying, don't call them.

01:00:08.740 We're not talking about mob actions.

01:00:10.440 I didn't say that.

01:00:11.280 What happened?

01:00:12.100 Okay.

01:00:12.640 What I'm, hold on a second.

01:00:14.960 Okay.

01:00:15.540 Respectfully.

01:00:16.840 These large gatherings.

01:00:20.140 These large gatherings.

01:00:21.460 Just hold on a second, y'all.

01:00:23.160 I promise you, we have time to talk.

01:00:25.560 It's important that we speak of these dynamics in an appropriate way.

01:00:31.580 This is not to obfuscate what has actually taken place.

01:00:34.160 This was the scene near Roosevelt and Canal Sunday night.

01:00:39.040 Groups looted a convenience store.

01:00:41.220 More than three dozen teenagers were arrested along with a 12-year-old and at least one 20-year-old.

01:00:46.900 Store owners say it was the second such incident in that area in just the past few weeks.

01:00:51.660 And today, Mayor Johnson commended Chicago police for the way they handled it.

01:00:57.320 To the best of their ability, I believe that they attempted to engage with our young people,

01:01:01.920 with community partners, giving as much warning as they possibly could.

01:01:07.240 And, you know, unfortunately, arrests, you know, were made.

01:01:10.480 Unfortunately, arrests were made.

01:01:12.380 That engage with our young people. 1.00

01:01:14.600 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:01:16.060 They looted a 7-Eleven. 1.00

01:01:17.540 There's nothing to engage.

01:01:18.880 They have backpacks on.

01:01:20.140 They planned this.

01:01:20.960 It's arrest however many you can catch.

01:01:22.960 And the ones who get away, like, you'll get them next time.

01:01:25.540 We need paddy wagons.

01:01:26.880 Engage?

01:01:27.880 We need buses and zip ties.

01:01:29.520 And then we line them all up, zip tied.

01:01:31.620 Then we load them on the bus.

01:01:33.140 And then they're out.

01:01:34.140 And then next weekend, if you saw what happened last weekend,

01:01:36.080 you probably won't go loot anything.

01:01:37.620 I think he thinks they need a goodwill hunting moment between cops and the people who are stealing.

01:01:42.960 Like, a cop goes, corners him behind the alley, has his billy club out, and goes,

01:01:47.100 So why'd you steal, bud?

01:01:48.900 Why'd you steal?

01:01:49.780 Like, nobody cares, man.

01:01:51.140 I just want to feed my brother.

01:01:52.580 Yeah.

01:01:53.120 My brother's got, you know, the crooked back thing.

01:01:57.060 Yeah.

01:01:57.980 Scoliosis.

01:01:58.740 My dad left.

01:02:00.820 I'm glad.

01:02:01.460 And they hug and they cry.

01:02:02.800 And the police don't arrest him.

01:02:04.040 But Brandon Johnson is very racially motivated. 0.93

01:02:07.620 Very concerned about what these, oh, teens do silly things. 0.81

01:02:11.820 Oh, don't call them a mob. 0.76

01:02:13.600 We need community partners.

01:02:15.060 And it's like, bro, what about the regular people who live there?

01:02:18.480 What about people who just, like, do their job and want a happy life and don't want a mob to maybe knock their teeth out?

01:02:25.060 Like we've seen happen before many times.

01:02:26.820 Chicago ain't for them anymore.

01:02:28.320 Yeah.

01:02:28.620 It's for the youths.

01:02:29.840 All right.

01:02:30.220 Moving on.

01:02:31.420 The conservatives should be classified as a hate group, lady.

01:02:34.400 Is your most radical belief.

01:02:36.500 Conservatives should be classified as a hate group.

01:02:39.380 It's not just the difference in political ideology. 1.00

01:02:42.040 Conservatives are a dominant group of dangerous bigots. 0.70

01:02:45.160 And they should be viewed as such. 0.93

01:02:46.900 First, let's examine the definition of a hate group.

01:02:50.440 It is a social group that advocates or practices hatred, hostility, or violence towards a group based on race, sexual orientation, gender identity, etc. 0.99

01:03:00.900 And in my opinion, conservatives, both politicians and citizens, meet that definition to a motherfucking T. 0.99

01:03:06.440 They spread lies and propaganda to encourage discrimination towards marginalized communities. 0.98

01:03:11.000 They use harassment, destruction, and violence to block attempts at equity and inclusivity.

01:03:16.020 They draft legislation that directly harms minority groups.

01:03:20.400 They call for the eradication of entire groups of people. 0.99

01:03:23.500 So, yeah, we must be killing everybody. 0.96

01:03:26.280 Yeah. 0.69

01:03:27.460 Where are the bodies?

01:03:29.100 Where's the morgue?

01:03:30.160 Where's the videos?

01:03:31.420 Yeah.

01:03:32.100 We have urban decay every week.

01:03:33.600 Like, I've never seen a group of white people really mob anybody.

01:03:37.360 Yeah, that's crazy. 0.69

01:03:38.260 Run through a store.

01:03:39.780 I've never seen a white group of people go to a Gucci store and empty it on Rodeo Drive. 0.51

01:03:45.180 That's weird.

01:03:45.800 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:03:46.840 Yeah.

01:03:47.060 Scott Adams obviously got like half canceled a few months ago.

01:03:52.520 But basically, he was citing a poll that said half of black people think it's okay to be white, meaning half of black people think it's not okay to be white or it's bad to be white.

01:04:02.820 Yeah. 0.97

01:04:02.980 That's actually a hate group.

01:04:04.680 Yeah, that's projection. 0.98

01:04:05.840 This girl just hates white people really is the end of it. 1.00

01:04:10.220 And it's kind of this global thing that's happening. 0.99

01:04:13.080 The Boer, the aggrieved black mobs in everywhere, Chicago and New York. 0.99

01:04:18.740 There's just like kind of this like racial undertone to it where black people are just thinking like it's our time now and what they're doing with that time is just destructive.

01:04:29.040 I don't like – I don't really get it.

01:04:30.960 What's the end goal?

01:04:31.780 No, we want to be on our own.

01:04:34.320 We want to be left alone. 0.62

01:04:35.380 Y'all killing us. 0.96

01:04:36.480 Yeah, it's our time. 0.95

01:04:37.180 And so if you're not like – if you're not reading the tea leaves of like the global hate of white people right now, I don't know what to tell you, man.

01:04:46.060 Asians, we're with you.

01:04:47.660 You're getting targeted clearly.

01:04:49.320 You acknowledge that.

01:04:51.020 Yeah.

01:04:51.240 So it's just a very weird time and it's not really getting good.

01:04:56.240 The rhetoric isn't like ramping down or anything.

01:04:58.760 It's getting worse.

01:04:59.740 Every conservative, politician, and citizen is a hate group.

01:05:04.540 And meanwhile, we see what's actually going on in Urban Decay.

01:05:07.640 Yeah.

01:05:07.780 The morgues must be filled then.

01:05:09.540 Yeah, exactly.

01:05:11.020 All right.

01:05:11.320 Moving on.

01:05:12.200 Let's go to the can it clap clip. 0.99

01:05:14.380 This was a good one.

01:05:15.380 Oh.

01:05:16.440 Oh, wait.

01:05:17.400 Wait.

01:05:17.600 Can it clap?

01:05:19.020 Yeah, I can.

01:05:19.620 Can you shake it just a little bit?

01:05:20.720 I'm not a stripper.

01:05:21.540 No, I said – no.

01:05:22.200 Can you shake it just a little bit?

01:05:23.780 No, you don't got to be a stripper. 1.00

01:05:24.720 Can you shake it just a little bit?

01:05:25.720 Oh, wait. 0.99

01:05:26.060 So you thought I was a prostitute? 0.97

01:05:26.940 No, I didn't – can you shake it just a little bit? 0.94

01:05:28.500 He thought I was a prostitute.

01:05:29.900 Can you shake it just a little bit? 0.81

01:05:31.320 One time?

01:05:33.080 This ain't free, baby.

01:05:34.140 Okay.

01:05:34.340 Can I just see it one more time?

01:05:36.260 I can do it.

01:05:37.100 One more 360.

01:05:37.840 Let me see.

01:05:39.320 So, yeah. 0.99

01:05:40.100 So he thought you were a prostitute. 1.00

01:05:42.100 Whose fault is that? 0.96

01:05:43.580 And then you say, I'm not a prostitute. 0.70

01:05:45.420 This ain't free, baby. 1.00

01:05:47.420 So you are a prostitute. 1.00

01:05:50.080 So you kind of are a prostitute. 1.00

01:05:51.300 Chinese finger trap. 1.00

01:05:52.260 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:52.700 I'm not a prostitute.

01:05:53.640 This ain't free.

01:05:54.560 This is so low class.

01:05:55.720 It's like, can it clap?

01:05:56.780 And then it's like her acting like offended. 1.00

01:05:58.600 It's like, your whole ass is out. 1.00

01:06:00.180 I'm kind of with this guy. 1.00

01:06:01.820 Yeah.

01:06:02.260 Like, we aren't with this guy.

01:06:04.000 But like, yeah, he should ask you, can it clap?

01:06:06.200 If he was asking a normal lady on the street dressed modestly.

01:06:09.460 Can it clap?

01:06:09.980 Hey, can it clap? 1.00

01:06:10.700 It'd be like, hey, get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:06:12.020 Yeah, you're scum. 1.00

01:06:13.380 But the girl with the whole ass out? 1.00

01:06:14.660 The girl in the see-through pants. 0.99

01:06:16.700 You have some questions.

01:06:18.280 Everyone needs to get in the bed they made. 0.95

01:06:20.160 Yeah.

01:06:20.920 And that's your bed.

01:06:22.260 I don't know.

01:06:23.100 Exactly.

01:06:23.540 I just thought that was too funny.

01:06:24.580 It doesn't really go with Urban Decay that much.

01:06:26.840 But it's like, can it clap?

01:06:29.060 Yeah. 0.94

01:06:29.320 I really like the back and forth of, you think I'm a prostitute? 0.96

01:06:33.220 This ain't free, baby. 0.91

01:06:34.540 And it's like, so what is the dollar about?

01:06:36.740 I have some money.

01:06:37.620 I'll throw it in the air. 0.99

01:06:38.560 And then you'll start shaking your butt. 0.99

01:06:40.080 Got it. 1.00

01:06:40.480 So you're a stripper or a prostitute? 1.00

01:06:42.120 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:42.460 Don't get too down.

01:06:43.320 Don't get too depressed.

01:06:44.840 We are moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:06:46.920 Are you excited for uplifting?

01:06:48.160 We have some good stuff.

01:06:48.920 Yeah.

01:06:50.760 I'm excited, buddy.

01:06:52.260 Let's go to the alligator guy.

01:06:55.000 People ask if schizo season is over or not.

01:06:57.560 Hi, Casper.

01:06:58.740 My big guy.

01:07:00.340 So when people see that happen, everybody's like, oh my god, he loves you so much.

01:07:04.340 And I'm here to tell you he does not.

01:07:06.260 I'm here to ruin the fantasy guys.

01:07:08.860 This is not a Disney movie.

01:07:10.380 Casper does not love me.

01:07:11.580 I love him.

01:07:12.360 He does not love me. 0.99

01:07:13.740 And yes, he would kill and eat me if I were to let him.

01:07:16.960 So I do have to always be very careful and very aware of my interactions with him.

01:07:20.720 People are like, yeah, but right now he's not attacking you.

01:07:22.800 It means that he loves you.

01:07:23.580 It's like, no, it actually means that I know how to handle the alligator and not put myself

01:07:27.300 in a zone where I'm going to get bit.

01:07:28.500 Like right now, if I see how fast that was, that's how you lose a limb.

01:07:34.360 That is the emphasis of the fact that this animal doesn't love me.

01:07:37.320 And if I wasn't quick and I didn't know what I was doing, he would have just ripped

01:07:41.020 off my hand.

01:07:42.100 100%.

01:07:42.460 Okay.

01:07:42.860 And that's why when I do this, I know how to do this.

01:07:45.540 And I know how to orient my body in a position where I'm not going to get bits.

01:07:48.940 That's the trick.

01:07:50.020 Here it comes.

01:07:51.020 The secret.

01:07:51.900 The secret trick is having skills.

01:07:53.940 That's it.

01:07:54.580 And knowing how to handle the animals.

01:07:56.060 Having skills.

01:07:57.200 Schizo season is still upon us. 1.00

01:07:58.860 That's some schizo season shit. 0.99

01:08:00.160 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:00.440 You can wrangle an alligator if you don't just flick the water like that and get your

01:08:04.280 lips.

01:08:04.480 That was close.

01:08:05.620 Yeah.

01:08:06.240 That guy will probably, we can take odds out on him.

01:08:09.980 I wouldn't even take it because it would be so against me.

01:08:12.400 My thing is, there's always a moment when you're doing this for the first time.

01:08:16.920 Yeah.

01:08:17.280 And it's like, no, you sure, Mike?

01:08:18.920 You sure?

01:08:19.640 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:19.820 And it's like, I don't know how you make that leap with the fucking- 0.98

01:08:22.240 Just don't put your fingers right here. 0.99

01:08:23.740 Yeah. 0.96

01:08:24.000 It goes fucking crazy for that. 0.91

01:08:25.560 And it's like, what? 0.98

01:08:26.400 Alligators have been on this continent or on Earth for like 200 million years or something.

01:08:32.120 It's like a very old animal.

01:08:33.680 Yeah.

01:08:34.340 And it's like, I don't know.

01:08:36.680 We don't need to be playing with everything.

01:08:39.720 Yeah.

01:08:39.920 Yeah.

01:08:40.280 Exactly.

01:08:40.880 All right.

01:08:41.040 Let's play the centipede with a shadow.

01:08:42.760 This is a quick video.

01:08:44.220 This is just good to know.

01:08:46.500 Centipede's got a shadow. 1.00

01:08:47.760 He walks around like that with all those stupid legs. 1.00

01:08:49.760 You know how many legs a centipede has? 1.00

01:08:52.100 Tons.

01:08:53.680 Dozens.

01:08:55.300 Let's move on to the Pinellas County Boat Rescue.

01:08:58.380 These cops found a boat that got away.

01:09:00.780 Like a-

01:09:01.160 Guy fell off the boat.

01:09:03.800 Runaway boat.

01:09:06.540 And the cop jumps on.

01:09:08.260 Bam.

01:09:08.820 Takes it over.

01:09:09.780 Powers it down. 1.00

01:09:12.560 That's good shit. 1.00

01:09:13.940 We used to trawl those waters. 1.00

01:09:16.000 We used to trawl those waters right there.

01:09:19.480 That's where we used to live.

01:09:20.900 And that was cool.

01:09:21.700 Yeah.

01:09:22.120 Jump on the runaway boat and you save everybody.

01:09:24.040 Shout out to Pinellas County Sheriff's Department.

01:09:26.580 Department.

01:09:28.740 Let's go to the fitness influencer call out.

01:09:31.100 This is pretty funny.

01:09:33.700 Hi, guys.

01:09:34.380 Come train abs with me. 0.99

01:09:35.280 Even though the camera will be pointed so far up my ass, 0.99

01:09:37.360 you can see what I had for breakfast. 0.99

01:09:38.980 I start off with a candid shot of my ass drinking water, 1.00

01:09:41.360 then purposely bend down for you to see that pussy fat. 1.00

01:09:43.780 I then do one ab exercise to pretend that this is what the video is about. 0.99

01:09:46.780 And after, I will sit and pretend I'm sweating. 0.99

01:09:48.340 At the end of the video, I will unnecessarily grab my tits, 1.00

01:09:51.120 pretend to show off my abs, 0.99

01:09:52.380 when really I just want you to see that they're a handful. 0.99

01:09:54.420 I'll then give you one last look at my ass and walk off. 1.00

01:09:56.880 See you next time. 1.00

01:09:58.240 That was pretty funny.

01:09:59.720 It's a good bit.

01:10:00.400 That's what fitness industry is, right?

01:10:02.340 Yeah.

01:10:03.120 But she did kind of do all the things.

01:10:05.060 She did all the things. 1.00

01:10:06.220 So it's like another trick to show off your ass 1.00

01:10:08.960 is to pretend to make fun of everyone else showing off their ass. 1.00

01:10:12.140 Then you can show off your ass for free like it's humor. 1.00

01:10:14.640 Yeah, which is smart. 1.00

01:10:17.880 But yeah, that's what's going on in the gym these days.

01:10:21.100 We talked about it on the show before.

01:10:22.420 All the girls are just wearing their underwear to the gym. 1.00

01:10:24.820 Gym culture is crazy now.

01:10:26.760 It's so bad.

01:10:27.620 And guys, the guys in the gym are taking trend.

01:10:31.240 They're taking as much as they can. 0.99

01:10:33.400 Testosterone, different little boosters and shit. 0.99

01:10:36.140 Like people are not natty at all. 0.99

01:10:38.020 Something bad happened.

01:10:39.160 Yeah.

01:10:39.720 That's why, well, the gym-

01:10:41.120 Not something bad, but like, I mean, it's good that people care,

01:10:43.600 but like these, it's like freak culture.

01:10:46.020 It's like girls showing themselves with as much of a thong as they can. 1.00

01:10:50.480 Yeah.

01:10:50.940 And like flexing. 0.99

01:10:52.020 And then guys are taking shit that they don't know 0.98

01:10:54.860 what it's going to do to a long term. 0.98

01:10:56.700 And it's like kind of weird.

01:10:58.480 It's very weird.

01:10:59.380 It's very different from when we grew up in gym culture.

01:11:02.060 I used to work out in like dirty gyms.

01:11:04.720 Sweatpants, dirty gyms.

01:11:05.860 The old dirty gyms were good. 0.71

01:11:07.280 Back in my day, we didn't have the wipes where you wipe off the machine after.

01:11:11.660 You kind of had like a towel and maybe you did if you left a puddle,

01:11:14.660 but there wasn't like the wipes at every station.

01:11:17.140 So everyone has to clean it off.

01:11:19.000 Yeah.

01:11:19.340 Like we were in like dirty, I had like a dirty high school gym.

01:11:22.720 I had a good gym that I worked out in, but it was like,

01:11:25.580 no one was wearing inappropriate pants.

01:11:27.440 Once the yoga pants got introduced, that was the slippery slope. 1.00

01:11:30.780 And now it's yoga shorts.

01:11:32.000 It's yoga.

01:11:32.500 You're in a class full of girls. 1.00

01:11:33.680 You're doing yoga.

01:11:34.340 It's the most comfortable thing you can move around in.

01:11:36.560 And it's for you, the girls.

01:11:38.140 And now it's underwear only fans gym.

01:11:40.820 And now girls, sometimes they don't even do compound lifts. 1.00

01:11:44.020 Like obviously we're not talking about everyone,

01:11:45.560 but the number one exercise is girls doing that like on all fours, 1.00

01:11:50.380 pushing something back with their leg,

01:11:53.240 just like the glute ass blaster 4,000. 0.99

01:11:56.420 Everyone's just trying to get the biggest ass they can fucking manufacture in the gym. 1.00

01:12:00.540 It's crazy. 1.00

01:12:01.140 It's crazy and girls, it's telling because if you dress immodestly to the gym,

01:12:07.300 it means you really are seeking male attention.

01:12:09.960 And then like you kind of have to like work that out in your brain before you become an adult

01:12:13.760 as a person who doesn't need attention and validation from people.

01:12:17.760 So you can be like a high level individual.

01:12:20.620 And if you don't get that figured out and then you get married and then you have kids,

01:12:24.300 then you're not going to be the right mom to the kids 0.54

01:12:27.100 because you're not going to have those values that those kids need. 0.94

01:12:29.580 These girls in the gym slut clothes are not thinking about kids. 1.00

01:12:33.880 So don't worry about that. 0.99

01:12:35.820 Yeah, exactly.

01:12:37.160 All right.

01:12:37.520 Last clip of the episode, the video game selling prank.

01:12:41.700 This is always fun.

01:12:43.220 Do you guys still like buy games?

01:12:45.080 Yeah, we do.

01:12:46.980 Greg Craft.

01:12:47.660 That's the right desk, right?

01:12:48.500 His name is Greg.

01:12:49.400 Oh, shoot.

01:12:50.180 They must have got mixed up.

01:12:51.040 I hope so.

01:12:51.560 I guess that's not even a video game.

01:12:52.860 Yeah, it is.

01:12:53.500 Yeah.

01:12:53.740 Greg Craft.

01:12:54.220 The worst part is, that's me.

01:12:58.720 What?

01:12:59.720 The worst part.

01:13:00.680 That's me.

01:13:03.740 Are you Greg?

01:13:05.460 Yeah.

01:13:05.920 Look at this.

01:13:07.940 That's crazy.

01:13:09.200 So you sell those then?

01:13:10.480 No.

01:13:11.000 Now I'm pissed off.

01:13:12.460 Now I'm pissed off.

01:13:13.380 Senior Greg.

01:13:14.120 That's funny.

01:13:17.620 And they used his photo, prank him on the spot.

01:13:20.500 So you must be, it was based on you.

01:13:23.380 Well, that's it.

01:13:24.220 That's the end of Uplifting Gold.

01:13:25.500 You want to cover this?

01:13:26.300 Yeah.

01:13:26.540 Before we leave you guys.

01:13:28.140 Also, we're going to be doing our business shout outs as well as our doppelgangers on Friday.

01:13:32.400 And fan shout outs too.

01:13:34.500 So we're kind of getting some more structure within the structure of the show.

01:13:38.640 So Tuesday is going to be a lot more news segments, a lot more stories.

01:13:42.480 Friday, the housekeeping will be where we have our doppelgangers, our fan shout outs. 0.98

01:13:48.120 More schizo type shit. 1.00

01:13:49.280 Our schizo shit. 1.00

01:13:50.440 And then also at the end, we're going to do our business shout outs every Friday. 0.99

01:13:54.400 So there's some structure there.

01:13:55.880 But remember back in the day, you go to McDonald's and they had the dollar menu.

01:13:59.040 You get a McDouble for a dollar, a McChicken for a dollar, fries, the apple pies.

01:14:04.220 Remember that?

01:14:04.940 Two apple pies for a dollar.

01:14:06.280 And you go there with like 10 bucks and you get like-

01:14:08.960 You're a king.

01:14:09.640 Two McDoubles, two chicken sandwiches.

01:14:12.180 A fry and a drink and you get $2 back.

01:14:14.580 Remember those days?

01:14:15.440 Yeah.

01:14:15.860 After high school and you go every day and eat five double cheeseburgers after high school

01:14:20.640 on the bus.

01:14:21.740 Then you get home and eat the dinner your mom made for you too.

01:14:25.040 I, I, no, not me.

01:14:27.360 That was never me.

01:14:28.240 You don't remember that?

01:14:29.280 No, no.

01:14:29.720 I missed that one.

01:14:30.280 We basically had like two dinners back to back for years.

01:14:33.600 No.

01:14:33.720 Oh, you don't remember doing that?

01:14:35.660 Not me.

01:14:36.140 All right.

01:14:36.520 Well, that's that Fluckus Talks in the books.

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01:14:56.000 Hey guys.

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01:15:00.880 I didn't get the job.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 08, 2023

ZOO YORK CITY UNLEASHED

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