ZOO YORK CITY UNLEASHED
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Today on the show, Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein continue to be weekend at Bernie s, and people are catching on, and we ll tell you why that may or may not matter. Then, a NASCAR racer was suspended for liking a George Floyd meme, a lady wants to classify conservatives as a hate group, and last but not least, frat boys went woke and they may never wake up. All this and more as Flock of Socks Episode 97 ranks the best new podcast of all time.
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Welcome back to Flock of Socks, the podcast episode 97.
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Today on the show, Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein continue to be weekend at Bernie's
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Then a NASCAR racer was suspended for liking a George Floyd meme.
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Then this lady wants to classify conservatives as a hate group.
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We're going to tell you why statistically that doesn't make much sense.
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And last but not least, frat boys went woke and they may never wake up.
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All this and more as Flock of Socks, the podcast episode 97 ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than act to me.
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Flock of Socks, the podcast featuring Richard and Brad Richard.
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First things first, doppelgangers are going to be a Friday-only segment.
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We don't really even do them anymore, but if we were going to do them, they're going to be Fridays only.
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Mitch McConnell was booed viciously over the weekend in Kentucky.
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I thought that sound might have been added in in an editing thing.
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I feel like it's been years of him getting booed to retire and he just keeps showing up.
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Which takes us to our next person, Dianne Feinstein, who's in a similar situation.
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90-year-old Senator Dianne Feinstein, who we obviously have been covering.
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The main cognitive decliners are Feinstein, Fetterman, and then sometimes Mitch when he freezes up.
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So Dianne Feinstein gives power of attorney to her daughter, yet she's still voting in the Senate.
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You can pass the Senate seat down to your granddaughter via power of attorney.
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So the daughter's in charge of Dianne Feinstein, and then you kind of just weekend at Bernie's the body?
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As long as the body is alive and the pulse is still there, she can still vote aye.
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It's like, oh, you know, there's no need to retire.
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We'll pass it down to your daughter who's in charge of you.
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And then the sad part and, like, the giveaway is going to be when people like Dianne Feinstein die of old age in office.
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It's like shaking her in her office in her congressional seat like, Dianne.
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And she dies peacefully in her sleep of old age but was also an active senator.
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Yo, and honestly, as a sign of goodwill and bipartisanship, I'm willing to get rid of Mitch McConnell, but you guys have to get rid of Feinstein and Fetterman.
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If we had an equally retarded one, we'd throw him in, but we don't.
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That part of the alphabet, Feinstein and Fetterman, it's like they get loaded into buses, I bet, based on alphabetical order.
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We have to keep a nice pace because we have so much to get to because of how important housekeeping is.
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The lizard person in Brazil, there's another lizard person.
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We're going to go fast through this, but we have another lizard person.
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The federal police that you mentioned, at that moment, was not directed by me.
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And if this test existed, the federal police would have found this problem.
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Because I respect the federal police in Brazil, different from you, who now is thinking that there is a...
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They get into a certain amount of space, like 10 feet apart, then they tap into their person, and then they just say what they need to say.
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And then there is a little bit of a ventriloquist issue.
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This NASCAR racer, who I was ready to support because he's liking George Floyd memes, under the knee, instead of under the sea, funny meme.
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But before we could even support the guy and buy his jersey, he immediately apologized and was like, here's his quote.
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I'm disappointed in myself for my lack of attention and actions on social media.
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I try to treat everyone equally, no matter who they are.
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Well, you know, if you're a professional athlete or a singer or someone famous and you're not political, leave the George Floyd jokes to us.
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Well, I guess it turns out neither of us have a chance at NASCAR.
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You know, we basically don't have a future at NASCAR.
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Wait till everyone finds out I have a George Floyd NFT.
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And then everyone on the right doesn't want to support him because he apologized like a bitch.
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And you'll probably get thrown off the entire tour.
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I want to hear in the comments, I want to hear people's routine for watching.
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Like, do you watch each episode as it comes out?
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Do you let them save and then you watch two at once, get a nice two-hour streak?
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We want to hear you explain how you watch every single episode no matter what.
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The soccer lesbian missed a free kick or something.
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But they just keep letting Megan Rapinoe show up.
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Well, it's like the U.S. Worlds or the Olympics version.
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I wouldn't have known this was happening if that didn't – if that missed penalty kick
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The 38-year-old purple-haired soccer lesbian is over.
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Her favorite memory of soccer was the equal pay thing she did like two years ago.
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So add this to the list of biggest implosions of 2023 along with the Titanic vessel and Instagram threads.
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And another thing you can add to that, speaking of implosions, recent implosions, Ron DeSantis, a.k.a. Rob DeSantis, a.k.a. Rod DeSantis.
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And basically the most recent one was him and his team are now saying that Joe Biden won the 2020 election fair and square.
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There was a before and after of John Cardillo who is like a former Trump supporter who now is part of the Ron DeSantis homosexual Instagram mafia.
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No, I think it's the Ron DeSantis homosexual Twitter influencer class.
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So back in 2021, John was saying the election was stolen.
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So like well after, like after a lot of stuff came out, you saw all the bellwether counties, 81 million votes.
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There was a lot of stuff to see, the late Georgia, the late Detroit, you know, all the hot spots.
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And then the New York Times says Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida said on Friday that the theory of Donald Trump – can you read it?
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Said on Friday that theories by Donald Trump about the 2020 election being stolen were, quote, unsubstantiated, directly contradicting a central argument of Trump and his supporters.
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So then John Gardillo says, oh, good, because they are.
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That doesn't really pull well with Republicans either.
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I don't know if you're, what, targeting moderates in America right now, like on the eve of getting the nomination.
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But that's a very Republican – 70 percent, I think, believe that the election was stolen of Republicans.
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And you have like the 2020 mail-in ballot election, 81 million votes for Joe Biden.
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Obama is the big loser in all of this fake stuff because Obama is like, whoa, whoa, Joe Biden is the real Democrat.
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He pointed out that Rob and his wife Casey were both wearing vests in 86-degree weather.
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And my theory is we all know Rod DeSantis is a big sweater.
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He's wearing a blue – a light blue dress shirt.
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So he's wearing a vest to cover his sweat stains.
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And then Casey, his wife, is matching him just to provide cover fire.
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And we'll just be wearing a little bit of a uniform outfit that we cover for each other.
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Ron DeSantis can go to every single Iowa dairy farm or, you know, corn processing plant
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and do an impromptu speech in front of everyone.
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And as long as his surrogates are being unlikable online, I don't know what happens there.
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And he's stuck with his surrogates and whatever plan they have.
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I don't know whose plan it was to not check in with Ron on everything in the beginning
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and make sure you're OK going to war with all these MAGA people.
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First major development is, I don't know, let's just show his lawyer.
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This is a massive, these are massive developments on the lawyer front.
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Everybody understands what happens in the Oval Office.
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There are a numerous amount of advisors and politicians and lawyers.
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So hopefully she has the constitutional stuff down.
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Like, yeah, that's how he introduces her at Mar-a-Lago.
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Joy Reid had something to say about the judge Trump is going up against.
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The judge named – I believe his magistrate judge is Mokshila Opadyaya or Opadyaya.
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The judge he will be facing in the trial, Jamaican-born woman of color.
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He seems to be facing sort of demographic reality, legal reality, and, you know, situational reality.
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So the reality of it is a racial reality, she said.
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So obviously Joy Reid got into college because of her skin color, got her job because of her skin color, and she thinks that's the most important thing.
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And she thinks because a judge is black, that her and the judge are going to be on the same side against Trump.
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Like, whose job is to interpret the law and the arguments.
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And obviously we know that's not how it goes anymore.
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They're taking as many wide interpretations of the law as they can based on who they don't like.
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It's not like it's someone, you know, trying to get a loan, you know, and, oh, they don't like Trump or they're trying to shut down his hotel or something.
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This is a judge on a court case that's, like, the most important case in American history.
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Like a court case with zero precedence, you know.
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There's kind of, like, nothing you can look to in the past and be like, hmm, how many other former presidents got indicted based on this X, Y, Z?
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And it's like, oh, there's no casework for me to refer to?
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So it's all tribal allegiances with the media backing it up.
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New York Times, another example of the media backing up tribal allegiances.
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They said Jason Aldean's Try That in a Small Town hits number one.
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Have described it as a call to racist vigilantism.
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So Jason Aldean's song is a call to racist vigilantism.
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But then Kill the Boar, the song in South Africa about killing the white farmer.
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Kill the Boar song fuels backlash in South Africa.
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But historians and the left-wing politicians who embrace it say it should not be taken literally.
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I like when they're so openly contradictory, like, right next to each other.
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It's like, okay, it's kind of like permission that you really don't have to listen to anything they say.
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And we're constantly being re-given that permission to ignore them.
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So, yeah, Kill the Boar, that's just like – I don't know.
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Here's the crosses on the road of all the dead white farmers.
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But – and, you know, it's this thing where Kill the Boar, it kind of happens where – it's kind of like America where you –
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It's a mix of absolute like execution and hate crimes and then mixed with like regular crimes that go a little too far and then it's like, oh, I'm robbing you and I'll execute you too.
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And then there's kind of like that gray area where you're like, well, was that an execution hate crime or did they just want the $10,000 truck in this?
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And so like they love playing on that gray area in South Africa.
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Giving the benefit of the doubt to the people of certain races.
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And I look forward to seeing what happens with Orania.
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It's like the all-white independent state that's within South Africa ran by Afrikaners.
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They're going to have to fight for that right soon.
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And then part of the Trump indictment, I actually found this clip of KJP, Kareem Jean-Pierre, from before Trump was indicted.
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This is what she was saying about Trump if he were to investigate Joe Biden, I believe.
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And the thing about now is that he's using government resources to go after his political opponent.
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Like that's the thing that we have to remember.
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And so that is the thing that we need to remember.
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And the reason why he continues to behave this way, at least as president, because there should be guardrails.
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So, yeah, it was a problem when Trump was thinking about investigating the Bidens because he's using his government power against a former president or a vice president.
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And this is what we mean by like Republicans are too weak often.
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Like the MAGA base oftentimes says Republicans aren't weak.
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Democrats will get a whip in their hand and they'll just go, OK, I'll start whipping you.
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Republicans will be like, no, this isn't decorum.
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That's the end of our Trump indictment section.
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Remember last week I made the I proposed the theory that Justin Trudeau, now that he's divorced, is going to be part.
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He's going to say as a member of the 2SLGBTQ community, well, we our options are trickling up.
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He posted this picture with his son saying we're Team Barbie.
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They're looking like a bunch of twinks going to the Barbie movie.
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And if you asked him in person and said, oh, Justin Trudeau, are you gay?
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And our prophecies are coming to fruition faster than ever before.
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Remember the Sikhs last week who beat the guy who robbed them with a stick?
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We have a little bit of an update from the news on them.
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Following developing news in Stockton, we have now learned the store clerks seen on
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a video beating a man who was trying to steal from their store are now under investigation
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The video shows this man going into a 7-Eleven in Stockton and emptying shelves of cigarettes
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The video then shows the two clerks try to stop him before hitting him with a stick more
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The store clerks now say this man stole from their store two other times and threatened
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Stockton police say they are investigating the man who was beaten for robbery and the
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When the investigation is complete, it will be sent to the San Joaquin County District Attorney
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Yeah, and notice the news doesn't acknowledge, hopefully, the DA does.
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And the funny thing is, like, obviously the news is covering this.
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They don't talk about the black guy stealing who reached in his back pocket and made it
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They just say, oh, the couple a dozen times he hit him with a stick.
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So anarcho-tyranny, you're looking at it right there.
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And the guy robbed the store twice before, so the cops haven't arrested him or gotten him
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And then they're not going to arrest him again.
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Oh, here comes the guy who gets everything for free.
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Rob Smith, literally Rob Smith, is in the south of France.
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Rob is literally in the French Riviera right now.
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And you take vacation in the south of France in August.
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We're going to hold off until we get more intel, but.
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There's no reason to speculate, but I think he might have a rich daddy boy, little boyfriend.
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It says here, one hilarious detail from the Massachusetts school study.
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During the Delta wave, kids were actually more likely to transmit infections if both of
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them were wearing masks as opposed to if neither were.
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So remember masks and all the kids getting masks and how much you had to touch it and how much
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you had to move it and you got uncomfortable and it wasn't really sustainable.
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And this was from a new study on school transmission and the numbers were like disgustingly low.
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And now you can't have a speech impediment because you couldn't read the lips.
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You know how the vaccine was a scam where they made everyone get it or you can't go
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And it was similar to the college format where it's like back in the day, not everyone went
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You kind of just figured out what you wanted to do.
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You, you know, you could leave high school and just go work a normal job.
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But then they kind of took that same format as the vaccine where it's like everyone has
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And if you don't go to college, you don't get hired.
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So then they're like, all right, everyone's got to go to college.
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You have to go to college, but you basically have to go into debt.
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You have to do a hundred K of debt and then they control everyone, suck the money out
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You have a hundred K of debt worth, you know, you got to pay that.
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You just have to sit there, take your licks and eat it.
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Imagine there, there's one person who went to some stupid college for a worthless degree.
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And then like, now they're just waiting for what's next.
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You should have just graduated college and done hair.
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So they couldn't even make a cracker, like a white person.
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Basically anything but Cracker Jacks is the snack of summer.
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Cause it's like, dude, this is what from 1919, the snack that's never changed and never got
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Um, and I was thinking everyone's saying the one thing going for them is bring me some
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And then like a, like a, like a, like a black woman in the company is like, what if we changed
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We'll have a vote on it and everyone's like scared.
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Um, people are asking what the dessert of summer is.
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I think ice cream sandwiches are like an Americana thing.
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You eat them on a hot summer day, vanilla chocolate.
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So we'll make an official announcement on Friday, but if you want to get ahead of it,
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start ripping ice cream sandwiches now, beat the shortages, get, get to the store.
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Now, um, we're almost done with housekeeping is our last page.
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Um, let's go to the person who didn't get the job in her.
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The, she didn't get the job after she got interviewed or they spoiled it.
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Um, I'm guessing my appearance had a lot to do with it.
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What was your, what was your GPA at your stupid college?
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What do you think that person could do for a job?
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I was going to say lighthouse, be the one person in the lighthouse.
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You got to try to find things where you don't have to see anybody and you basically just
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There's already black all over everyone's face.
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They could also do the, uh, when Halloween comes around, they can do the haunted mansions,
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but that's only like a seasonal one month thing.
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Everyone asked me, Fleckas, why don't you go out?
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Jake got his mouth puked in by a girl at the bar who was making out with him at the bar
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who was blacked out so drunk she was going to throw up and then she couldn't stop it
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and throw up in his mouth while they were kissing.
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He's pulling his trigger under the dock and he's flashing the puke away.
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We showed a ninja guy a couple weeks ago and now I'm starting to think that it's AI.
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The fight looks like it may be happening as long as Elon doesn't need a back surgery or something.
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They're going to stream it and donate the proceeds to veterans charity, which is very nice.
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It's probably going to happen immediately, but I want to get on the record.
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That's the type of event that they would crash.
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And then the aliens will see that, oh, everyone's watching the two guys we already know.
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Zuck's doing jujitsu and training and he said he did the Murph, which is like he ran, you
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know, X amount of miles, did like 20 pull-ups, more than 20, like 100.
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And then Elon said, oh, I don't have time to work out, but I bring the weights to work
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You should have taken this, tried to get this fight three years ago before Zuck made all
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And then some of you, I'll say, what's your address?
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Our first clip of Cringe of the week is Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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It is a little weird that we split people by male and female in this way.
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I'm imagining a hundred years from now looking back and saying, do you know?
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Back a hundred years ago, they split boys and girls and they couldn't compete.
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And I was like, that'd just be kind of a little weird.
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I don't know, Neil, because the difference is on.
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On average, again, I've seen the pictures of you as a college wrestler.
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But the average woman is not going to be able to take.
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The average woman wrestler is not going to be able to take down you when you were in your peak.
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You sound like you're an old man on the porch in a rocking chair right now.
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You are criticizing something that is in need of modification.
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Why would we ever divide these people based on gender?
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Yeah, the science guy goes, you sound like the old man on the porch.
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He doesn't talk about the averages or the stats or whatever.
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Well, there's got to be a new scientific method now.
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Where you just take a claim that's brutally wrong that pushes a political agenda and then
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You ignore all the undeniable data and then you make fun of the people who oppose it and
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So Neil must have like a ton of old videos of him talking about this too then.
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It's like, Neil, you've been talking about this for two years.
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And there's the message went out and basically it's like wherever the deep state can, has
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their tentacles, which is everything, they'll just suck the money out and they'll push their
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They did it in the Middle East with a military industrial complex.
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They did it with big education and now it's science.
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So now science is just another tentacle that's getting juiced up from the deep state.
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And all those grants and research papers and stuff like that.
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Another thing I noticed every time I watch Neil deGrasse Tyson, he's always waiting for
00:35:28.140
He's like waiting to cut off someone and go, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:39.460
So, and I mean, that's part of the bigger, broader theme, right?
00:35:47.120
And obviously Neil deGrasse Tyson has been on this kind of downward path for a while.
00:35:52.560
I think we had another one where we covered him being manic energy.
00:35:56.560
And him being black helps their cause too, because if anyone goes against him, they just
00:36:05.540
Let's go to the teacher, the BLM teacher teaching eight-year-olds.
00:36:12.720
So if I say black lives matter, does that mean other lives don't matter?
00:36:15.840
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:21.360
If I say, this window matters, does that mean that window doesn't matter?
00:36:30.900
If police assault this many black people and assault this many white people, is that the
00:36:46.780
If all lives are not treated equal, then I say,
00:36:53.700
But then I also say, you need to treat the people that you've been hurting better.
00:37:03.420
And I guess when you're debating six or eight-year-olds or whatever these kids are,
00:37:07.700
it's easy to kind of convince them and plant that BLM seed.
00:37:10.820
But you could do the FBI crime stats in the same way.
00:37:15.460
Now, black people, they are this much of the population.
00:37:22.440
Should police be more or less worried when they pull over a black person?
00:37:27.220
You could do that same exact thing with the kids, and they would go,
00:37:33.920
It's also important to remember education majors,
00:37:38.000
they tend to have, like, the lowest GPAs and the lowest test scores.
00:37:45.660
And I just, this is, it's good to get refreshed that a friendly reminder that, like,
00:37:49.480
your kids will be taught some leftist ideology by, like, a midwit type of guy.
00:38:02.160
And it's, like, this, this kind of thing, like, when we talked about last week,
00:38:07.040
the conservative high school kids, the boys are going up in conservatism.
00:38:10.580
They get some half weird answer like this from their teacher and go,
00:38:23.940
The question the kid asked was, if black lives matter, why don't white lives matter?
00:38:27.380
And then he just didn't answer that question at all.
00:38:29.620
And he just made, you know, the kid seem like he was being insensitive to something really important.
00:38:34.560
This guy should have Neil deGrasse Tyson in his class.
00:38:39.400
And also keep in mind, too, when Democrats were polled about how many black people do they think are killed by police every year,
00:38:56.780
Like, right after George Floyd, it was, like, 10.
00:39:01.060
And that's how sure they are based on what the media says.
00:39:11.940
If the kids were like, well, how many black people got killed by cops last year?
00:39:18.400
It's like, why are we talking about this, professor?
00:39:29.140
This is, like, for a minor league baseball team.
00:39:31.360
The Chattanooga Lookers, I think they're called.
00:39:33.940
Minor league baseball team pulls T-shirt design for resembling racial slur.
00:39:38.200
So, unfortunately, that word has 60% of the N-word.
00:39:47.460
And, uh, unfortunately, the nice lady who designed this shirt, or whoever it was, didn't even
00:39:53.000
have a thought in her head about it kind of looking like a racial slur.
00:39:57.980
If it starts with N and ends with G-A, you can't have it.
00:40:24.000
It's sad that some people probably have to think about.
00:40:33.880
Uh, and it's like, they're basically just pretending.
00:40:38.640
The woman asking the question, going like, be a good boy.
00:40:45.480
And it's like, guys are just telling girls what they want to hear because they're too weak
00:40:51.320
And they don't want to be kicked out of like their vaccinated social circles at UCLA or whatever
00:40:57.280
Uh, it's actually like, it's actually sad that like, that's how clipped our young guys
00:41:04.640
And then you say it enough times, like, oh, I'm just saying this.
00:41:14.760
You're like, huh, I've just been kind of like going and repeating a lie that I don't
00:41:20.600
Like that guy, the first guy, he's not hooking up with trans girls, trans girls.
00:41:32.240
They got feminized by girls like this who let hall monitor is the exact right way to
00:41:58.420
Uh, I was also noticing, speaking of like women changing culture, uh, I was noticing when
00:42:03.720
we're watching Netflix, there's no hot girls on TV anymore.
00:42:07.580
It's all like, uh, distinct looking people, like striking looking people.
00:42:13.280
Like a mixed person or like a different type of Asian, like Indian Asian.
00:42:19.920
Well, there's one from Star Trek too, where like the Star Trek person used to be just
00:42:28.820
It's a soccer lesbian haircut with, uh, unknown, unknown ethnic background.
00:42:38.580
And it'd be wrong if you were attracted to her.
00:42:48.640
But the casting directors are just fucking shooting from the hip.
00:42:55.780
If there's like a white girl character, it's always like a homely white girl who's like
00:43:05.100
Speaking of stressed out white girls on anxiety medicine, uh, this next one, the girl who has
00:44:02.620
I think he just pressed a button and he knows that you engage.
00:44:18.780
Like she's taking it like he's really doing something.
00:44:41.220
So she thinks the dog pressing the button said, you're sick.
00:44:44.940
And then she said that she realized she was sick after the dog told her.
00:44:52.020
The only thing that dog knows is that whenever it pushes a button, mom immediately comes over
00:45:08.240
So like people like this are obviously so desperate for purpose.
00:45:13.840
But I kind of like this person in their house with their dog.
00:45:29.720
This is a little update on van life for you guys.
00:45:33.320
I live in my 2006 Honda Accord and this is what it's like to wake up in a 24 hour Planet
00:45:39.020
I start by getting dressed and then the longest part of my morning routine is always taking
00:45:43.440
down all of my window coverings, but they are essential for sleeping in my car.
00:45:49.100
Then I climb over into the driver's seat and take down my window coverings there.
00:45:52.540
I actually already went into this Planet Fitness last night to take a shower for all of you
00:45:59.320
So this morning I can go ahead and leave straight away and drive to Panera Bread.
00:46:17.580
Anyways, now it's time to drink my hot bean juice to wake up.
00:46:24.340
So I use this as an opportunity to charge some of my electronics.
00:46:29.960
So if you haven't already, be sure to go subscribe over there.
00:46:38.240
You have your morning coffee on a cliff with like your boyfriend.
00:46:41.980
You know, you're in a sprinter van that's been fully converted.
00:46:44.580
And, you know, your toes are dangling from the back seat and you got a beautiful view and
00:46:58.220
Which is what she's doing is when you shower at Planet Fitness, you eat at Target and you
00:47:05.580
You walk into Panera as soon as the employees basically unlock the door and you say, here
00:47:16.540
Rap Boy, I was talking to him about this the other day and he said that this is a great
00:47:23.540
This is, you know, if you called your dad and told him what you're up to.
00:47:26.980
It's not like, oh, you've lost, you're bringing dishonor.
00:47:30.280
But it's like your father would not allow you to live in your Honda Accord.
00:47:36.220
Like, I don't want you living in the Honda Accord.
00:47:44.540
So I cover the window so no one can see in when I'm sleeping in the parking lot.
00:47:50.680
There's no crime or looting or people breaking into cars.
00:47:54.120
But yeah, there used to be this thing where like you buy a car in Alaska and then you drive
00:47:58.980
it all the way down to Mexico and like you see the sights and you do the thing.
00:48:03.040
And now people are just living in the Honda Accord, whatever car they had from high school.
00:48:07.900
And they're staying put within the confines of a town like this where they need to go
00:48:12.460
to the gas station, the McDonald's, the Planet Fitness, because you can shower there.
00:48:19.920
You used to want to turn a van into like a thing you can live in.
00:48:22.660
And now it's just like, I can go horizontal in the Accord.
00:48:33.160
And now it's like people are living in really shitty situations here.
00:48:35.900
Big difference between van life and Honda Accord life.
00:48:42.440
First clip of Urban Decay is the 80-year-old grandparents held hostage.
00:48:49.140
One of the home invasions listed in police documents obtained by the I-team.
00:48:53.220
Monday of this week, an 80-year-old man and a 69-year-old wife are caring for their two
00:48:58.140
grandchildren when robbers break in a second floor window.
00:49:01.620
One man was downstairs with my parents, you know, keeping an eye on them, while the other
00:49:07.160
one was upstairs trying to get into our safe, ransacking, you know, our closets, our bedrooms,
00:49:14.480
The men held the couple at gunpoint for nearly 40 minutes, a terrifying ordeal, their daughter
00:49:19.940
During this time, my mom was trying to rush them out of the house by saying, hey, you
00:49:25.220
My son-in-law is going to be home from work soon, so we need to hurry up and get what you
00:49:29.740
You know, she offered them cash and say, hey, if what you're looking for is cash, here's
00:49:36.560
The criminals got away with $10,000 in cash and jewelry.
00:49:40.840
The family has had three other attempted home invasions, and with each one, they take a new
00:49:46.960
The fence, the cameras, the dog, a German shepherd now 11 years old.
00:49:59.960
Officials here at the Oakland Police Department will not provide anybody to talk on camera
00:50:03.440
about these issues, saying they're part of an ongoing investigation.
00:50:06.960
But privately, sources tell me, they are upset about this crime-free continuing, and
00:50:13.340
The sources gave me a copy of an internal advisory that says OPD has series of approximately
00:50:18.760
50 to 12.5, or first-degree robberies, targeting Asian homes, mostly elderly couples, in Oakland
00:50:29.380
And they say, oh, do your job, Felix, to the dog.
00:50:41.440
The 11-year-old dog has probably been trained to be a nice dog.
00:50:47.080
And then there's been three other attempts, they said.
00:50:51.320
They're just constantly going after these people.
00:50:55.540
Yeah, and so, which leads us to believe that old Asians, Asians in general, you're getting
00:51:04.020
branded and targeted as not exercising your Second Amendment rights, and you're under no
00:51:08.360
threat, and you're easy to kind of manipulate and get 10 grand from.
00:51:12.080
One of you Asians need to leave a couple bodies cold on the floor.
00:51:18.340
You guys can't be seen as a mark anymore, right?
00:51:20.480
You need to fight back, maybe some man traps, maybe some underground tunnels, maybe start
00:51:31.340
Well, Vietnamese, the Vietnamese have it in them, the tunneling and stuff in Vietnam.
00:51:36.040
But yeah, no, I think you got to leave a couple bodies on the floor.
00:51:38.940
And it's like, don't worry about who's robbing.
00:51:41.000
They don't value their life, so don't worry about it.
00:51:45.260
But you leave a couple bodies on the floor in Oakland, leave a couple bodies on the floor
00:51:48.380
in LA, San Fran, it's the only way it's going to stop, right?
00:51:51.640
Yeah, but they'll probably come after them for doing that.
00:51:55.400
They put a weapon on you in your own house, it's go time.
00:51:59.600
It's worth that fight just to leave a couple bodies.
00:52:01.740
Because you're not just helping yourself, you're not just saving $10,000, you're saving
00:52:06.000
50 other elderly Asian couples from getting their houses ransacked while held at gunpoint.
00:52:11.940
And who knows what these criminals, I don't know what's stopping them from pulling the trigger,
00:52:17.620
You know, I'm not willing to risk my fellow elderly Asians, you know?
00:52:21.760
So you've got to think about yourself as a community.
00:52:23.660
It's not just about you surviving that one robbery.
00:52:28.860
Let's go to the tweets from that guy who was in San Francisco.
00:52:32.460
Yeah, this guy is Ron Kim, I think is his name.
00:52:38.080
And he said, this was in reference to another video.
00:52:42.360
There was another video we haven't shown, but it was young black youths attacking a group
00:52:53.180
But Ron T. Kim quote tweeted this video and said, my worst nightmare is getting attacked
00:53:00.960
I'm so sorry for this family, and I'm so sorry that our government is not taking anti-Asian
00:53:07.520
In a failing administrative state, Asians are suffering from lack of care and protection.
00:53:12.720
And then Ron T. Kim also said, this was in 2020, our speaker, can you read that?
00:53:19.700
Our speaker, Carl Heastie, is 100% right here, and we should stand with him all the way.
00:53:24.640
In fact, we should finish what he started and end all cash bail and reform our criminal
00:53:29.420
justice system so no person will ever be criminalized for being poor.
00:53:41.260
And then Ron also said, regarding Daniel Penny in New York, the honorable thing to do
00:53:46.240
for Daniel Penny is admit he screwed up, apologize to Jordan's family and friends, ask for forgiveness
00:53:51.320
and accept responsibility for killing an innocent man.
00:53:57.220
Ron Kim, sounds like you just sound off on every issue right along the party lines.
00:54:02.700
Doesn't sound like you want to change anything.
00:54:04.840
Because, you know, your party lines are the ones that got cities to this place.
00:54:08.360
Your DAs, ending cash bail, the, what do you call it, rotating doors in and out of jail.
00:54:15.480
But Ron Kim, you know, it's his worst nightmare to get attacked on the train.
00:54:22.720
The policies you put in place are now why the train's unrideable.
00:54:27.460
So over the weekend, I think it was on Friday, Kai Sennett had a fan meetup basically where
00:54:43.420
Basically, 8,000 black guys showed up to Union Square and kind of started messing shit up.
00:55:02.640
And he was arrested for inciting a riot, I believe.
00:55:05.140
And then on No Jumper, NLE Choppa, NLE Choppa said, y'all don't even charge the KKK when
00:55:13.060
they do negative shit, but charge successful black man for giving back.
00:55:16.880
The system's so designed for us to fail, it don't even make sense.
00:55:21.300
Whenever someone does something like that, I commented on that post.
00:55:30.720
You like to swap the wasp's nest and just see who's coming back.
00:55:39.800
And what, the media's on our side and covering it up?
00:55:49.280
The media's on our side covering up for the KKK.
00:55:53.200
So we just wanted to cover this, though, because there's this unique thing happening right
00:55:56.800
now ever since 2020, right, where this guy is a streamer.
00:56:10.580
He probably does dumb shit that we don't necessarily agree with.
00:56:15.740
And so these guys, the weird phenomenon happens when a bunch of black people get together
00:56:24.980
And no matter what, this is their favorite streamer, right?
00:56:30.340
It's a guy who they should be happy to see, right?
00:56:34.000
It's like seeing a group of white kids seeing John Travolta right after Grease came out,
00:56:38.860
It's like it should be a big moment for them, right?
00:56:43.240
But by the nature of urban youth mobs, they're just generally aggrieved.
00:56:51.320
And it's like they can't do a peaceful assembly.
00:56:54.600
So it turns into the stomping, twerking, breaking a car thing just because they know that cops
00:56:59.660
don't have enough manpower to get there in a 20-minute notice and then shut this thing
00:57:07.080
So whenever a group of black people get together, if they start wrecking shit and smashing cars
00:57:12.140
and twerking, it's actually justified because of how racist the world is and they're just
00:57:21.220
Anytime they get together and it goes south, it's because of someone else's fault.
00:57:26.420
It's never just them and there's no accountability.
00:57:28.640
And you could say, oh, white people do it too when the Philadelphia Eagles win the Super
00:57:48.600
But I feel like with urban youths, it happens a little easier pretty much at the Spirit Airlines
00:57:55.760
terminal it happens, at the Jake Paul, Nate Diaz fight.
00:58:01.160
There's always something that's going to go negative, but it's okay because the world
00:58:09.460
There's just this base belief that I should be maybe mad or I maybe owed something or I'm
00:58:18.220
And the end result is like, do you think this is helping racism or making more people a little
00:58:41.600
And then I guess we just figured out that Kai Sinat, I don't really know who he is.
00:58:46.660
I guess we just figured out everyone's like a 90 IQ viewer.
00:58:51.320
I think those streamers, like we don't do live streams, I think those types of streamers
00:58:55.680
like him and like Aiden Ross, I think it's kind of, it's a little stupid.
00:59:01.700
It's all about like drama and like, who's on the show today?
00:59:07.640
It's basically the no jumper headlines in video format.
00:59:11.280
It's just really stupid and a waste of time and it's a waste of time to give hours of
00:59:16.100
your day to people who are just fucking around on the computer and not, and don't know anything
00:59:24.380
At least with our show, we, we, we give you guys what we want to give you.
00:59:30.880
When do you ever see us like, oh, what else is going on?
00:59:33.500
And you pull up the news and we give you like a half thought out take that's not even
00:59:40.720
You know, that's what those streamers don't have.
00:59:43.120
Um, let's go to the lady who says that conservatives should be a hate group.
00:59:46.420
Well, do you want to go to Brandon Johnson first?
00:59:48.780
This will just be a supporting point because Brandon Johnson, they've, uh, Chicago has
00:59:52.800
been dealing with their own generally aggrieved mobs.
01:00:01.520
And instead of actually calling out for what it is, uh, the mayor of Chicago is policing
01:00:25.560
It's important that we speak of these dynamics in an appropriate way.
01:00:31.580
This is not to obfuscate what has actually taken place.
01:00:34.160
This was the scene near Roosevelt and Canal Sunday night.
01:00:41.220
More than three dozen teenagers were arrested along with a 12-year-old and at least one 20-year-old.
01:00:46.900
Store owners say it was the second such incident in that area in just the past few weeks.
01:00:51.660
And today, Mayor Johnson commended Chicago police for the way they handled it.
01:00:57.320
To the best of their ability, I believe that they attempted to engage with our young people,
01:01:01.920
with community partners, giving as much warning as they possibly could.
01:01:07.240
And, you know, unfortunately, arrests, you know, were made.
01:01:22.960
And the ones who get away, like, you'll get them next time.
01:01:34.140
And then next weekend, if you saw what happened last weekend,
01:01:37.620
I think he thinks they need a goodwill hunting moment between cops and the people who are stealing.
01:01:42.960
Like, a cop goes, corners him behind the alley, has his billy club out, and goes,
01:01:53.120
My brother's got, you know, the crooked back thing.
01:02:04.040
But Brandon Johnson is very racially motivated.
01:02:07.620
Very concerned about what these, oh, teens do silly things.
01:02:15.060
And it's like, bro, what about the regular people who live there?
01:02:18.480
What about people who just, like, do their job and want a happy life and don't want a mob to maybe knock their teeth out?
01:02:31.420
The conservatives should be classified as a hate group, lady.
01:02:36.500
Conservatives should be classified as a hate group.
01:02:39.380
It's not just the difference in political ideology.
01:02:42.040
Conservatives are a dominant group of dangerous bigots.
01:02:46.900
First, let's examine the definition of a hate group.
01:02:50.440
It is a social group that advocates or practices hatred, hostility, or violence towards a group based on race, sexual orientation, gender identity, etc.
01:03:00.900
And in my opinion, conservatives, both politicians and citizens, meet that definition to a motherfucking T.
01:03:06.440
They spread lies and propaganda to encourage discrimination towards marginalized communities.
01:03:11.000
They use harassment, destruction, and violence to block attempts at equity and inclusivity.
01:03:16.020
They draft legislation that directly harms minority groups.
01:03:20.400
They call for the eradication of entire groups of people.
01:03:33.600
Like, I've never seen a group of white people really mob anybody.
01:03:39.780
I've never seen a white group of people go to a Gucci store and empty it on Rodeo Drive.
01:03:47.060
Scott Adams obviously got like half canceled a few months ago.
01:03:52.520
But basically, he was citing a poll that said half of black people think it's okay to be white, meaning half of black people think it's not okay to be white or it's bad to be white.
01:04:05.840
This girl just hates white people really is the end of it.
01:04:10.220
And it's kind of this global thing that's happening.
01:04:13.080
The Boer, the aggrieved black mobs in everywhere, Chicago and New York.
01:04:18.740
There's just like kind of this like racial undertone to it where black people are just thinking like it's our time now and what they're doing with that time is just destructive.
01:04:37.180
And so if you're not like – if you're not reading the tea leaves of like the global hate of white people right now, I don't know what to tell you, man.
01:04:51.240
So it's just a very weird time and it's not really getting good.
01:04:56.240
The rhetoric isn't like ramping down or anything.
01:04:59.740
Every conservative, politician, and citizen is a hate group.
01:05:04.540
And meanwhile, we see what's actually going on in Urban Decay.
01:05:26.940
No, I didn't – can you shake it just a little bit?
01:06:04.000
But like, yeah, he should ask you, can it clap?
01:06:06.200
If he was asking a normal lady on the street dressed modestly.
01:06:24.580
It doesn't really go with Urban Decay that much.
01:06:29.320
I really like the back and forth of, you think I'm a prostitute?
01:07:00.340
So when people see that happen, everybody's like, oh my god, he loves you so much.
01:07:13.740
And yes, he would kill and eat me if I were to let him.
01:07:16.960
So I do have to always be very careful and very aware of my interactions with him.
01:07:20.720
People are like, yeah, but right now he's not attacking you.
01:07:23.580
It's like, no, it actually means that I know how to handle the alligator and not put myself
01:07:28.500
Like right now, if I see how fast that was, that's how you lose a limb.
01:07:34.360
That is the emphasis of the fact that this animal doesn't love me.
01:07:37.320
And if I wasn't quick and I didn't know what I was doing, he would have just ripped
01:07:42.860
And that's why when I do this, I know how to do this.
01:07:45.540
And I know how to orient my body in a position where I'm not going to get bits.
01:08:00.440
You can wrangle an alligator if you don't just flick the water like that and get your
01:08:06.240
That guy will probably, we can take odds out on him.
01:08:09.980
I wouldn't even take it because it would be so against me.
01:08:12.400
My thing is, there's always a moment when you're doing this for the first time.
01:08:19.820
And it's like, I don't know how you make that leap with the fucking-
01:08:26.400
Alligators have been on this continent or on Earth for like 200 million years or something.
01:08:47.760
He walks around like that with all those stupid legs.
01:08:55.300
Let's move on to the Pinellas County Boat Rescue.
01:09:22.120
Jump on the runaway boat and you save everybody.
01:09:24.040
Shout out to Pinellas County Sheriff's Department.
01:09:35.280
Even though the camera will be pointed so far up my ass,
01:09:38.980
I start off with a candid shot of my ass drinking water,
01:09:41.360
then purposely bend down for you to see that pussy fat.
01:09:43.780
I then do one ab exercise to pretend that this is what the video is about.
01:09:46.780
And after, I will sit and pretend I'm sweating.
01:09:48.340
At the end of the video, I will unnecessarily grab my tits,
01:09:52.380
when really I just want you to see that they're a handful.
01:09:54.420
I'll then give you one last look at my ass and walk off.
01:10:06.220
So it's like another trick to show off your ass
01:10:08.960
is to pretend to make fun of everyone else showing off their ass.
01:10:12.140
Then you can show off your ass for free like it's humor.
01:10:17.880
But yeah, that's what's going on in the gym these days.
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All the girls are just wearing their underwear to the gym.
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And guys, the guys in the gym are taking trend.
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Testosterone, different little boosters and shit.
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Not something bad, but like, I mean, it's good that people care,
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It's like girls showing themselves with as much of a thong as they can.
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And then guys are taking shit that they don't know
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It's very different from when we grew up in gym culture.
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Back in my day, we didn't have the wipes where you wipe off the machine after.
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You kind of had like a towel and maybe you did if you left a puddle,
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but there wasn't like the wipes at every station.
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Like we were in like dirty, I had like a dirty high school gym.
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I had a good gym that I worked out in, but it was like,
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Once the yoga pants got introduced, that was the slippery slope.
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It's the most comfortable thing you can move around in.
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And now girls, sometimes they don't even do compound lifts.
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Like obviously we're not talking about everyone,
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but the number one exercise is girls doing that like on all fours,
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Everyone's just trying to get the biggest ass they can fucking manufacture in the gym.
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It's crazy and girls, it's telling because if you dress immodestly to the gym,
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it means you really are seeking male attention.
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And then like you kind of have to like work that out in your brain before you become an adult
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as a person who doesn't need attention and validation from people.
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And if you don't get that figured out and then you get married and then you have kids,
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then you're not going to be the right mom to the kids
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because you're not going to have those values that those kids need.
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These girls in the gym slut clothes are not thinking about kids.
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Last clip of the episode, the video game selling prank.
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And they used his photo, prank him on the spot.
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Also, we're going to be doing our business shout outs as well as our doppelgangers on Friday.
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So we're kind of getting some more structure within the structure of the show.
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So Tuesday is going to be a lot more news segments, a lot more stories.
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Friday, the housekeeping will be where we have our doppelgangers, our fan shout outs.
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And then also at the end, we're going to do our business shout outs every Friday.
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But remember back in the day, you go to McDonald's and they had the dollar menu.
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You get a McDouble for a dollar, a McChicken for a dollar, fries, the apple pies.
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And you go there with like 10 bucks and you get like-
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After high school and you go every day and eat five double cheeseburgers after high school
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Then you get home and eat the dinner your mom made for you too.
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We basically had like two dinners back to back for years.
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