Carrying Scrubs On Overwatch 2
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6 hours and 13 minutes
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Summary
I went to the gym with my girl Angie and we played a game of Overwatch. We won one and lost one. I went to pick up some food from a local coffee shop and had some drinks with friends. I ate some steak and chicken. I also had some beans and rice and some other stuff. I don t know what else to say other than that. I hope y'all enjoy this episode. I apologize for the delay, I was in the gym and I was trying to figure out if we are live or not. We should be live soon, but I don't know how long it will be until we get the hang of this. I hope you guys enjoy the episode and stay tuned for the next one. XOXO, The Brozzzzz -The Brozzz Gaming Podcast. Hosted by and . Music by , , and . . Art: , Music: & - - The Boombox, (feat. Jeffree Star, ) | , & , "Feat. Sideshow, "Sonic the Hedgehog" - "The Little Mermaid" - "Solo" by ) - "Goodbye Outer Space" by Jeffree Stars, "Nights at the Beach" by Sideshow // "The Big Dawgs" by Lizzie ( ) & "The Boy Next Door" by John Legend Thank you for listening to this episode of the Broodcast. - Thank you so much for being here, I appreciate you guys so much, I really appreciate you all for coming out of your support, Thank you guys for your support and support us so much. I really really appreciate it. I appreciate it greatly. I can't wait to see you guys. I'm so much appreciate you. I'll see you next week. Thank you, bye. XO, bye! -Maggie, -Tristan, JUICY, Love ya. -Josie, Jeezy, EJ, Gorms, JB, Jax, and P.B. -A.A. & AYEAH, SONGS! XO -JUIC -PODCASTING -JOSIE, JOSIE & KELLY, GABBY, AND KAROLA
Transcript
00:01:12.000
So, you know, we definitely maintaining the fitness.
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I haven't been posting as much of myself in the gym, but trust me, guys, I'd be in there.
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Matter of fact, here, I'm going to take this fucking hoodie off because it's warm as hell in here.
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But, yeah, we are definitely in there trending, okay?
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We got the striations going, you know, we got the gains going, you know?
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Okay, so I guess Fresh didn't join, so I guess we end this.
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So we're going to go ahead and get right into it.
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Because if you can hit shots with this thing, you'll be pretty good.
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Even though it's like the worst all in the game, but when you land it, it's pretty lit.
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When we went and picked up some food as well, guys, I got some steak and chicken here.
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As y'all can see here, I'll show you guys to be transparent with everything that I do, as y'all know.
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I got some black beans, white rice, and chicken, right?
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And some steak, and I'll show you guys that here in a second.
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I get this all the time on Sundays because I go to a spot down the street.
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It's right next to where we used to film at the Panorama Tower.
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You need some probably raspberries and blackberries as well with this.
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Gimme ones in the chat, the audio's good now, guys.
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I'm streaming, so if you don't like it, mute me, faggot.
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Niggas are already crying in the fucking team chat, guys.
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I love being able to throw this game, actually.
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If you want to be that much of a pussy and throw because of your feelings, then throw!
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I don't know why you're still in this fucking game chat.
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Because I'll tell you this, you got a couple thousand people watching me right now bitching out being a fucking pussy.
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Because trust me, I'm a lot bigger than you think I am, motherfucker.
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No, it's hilarious that you're that much of a pussy.
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You're throwing because you're a fucking pussy.
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You're throwing because you're that much of a fucking bitch.
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You're throwing that much of a fucking bitch, bro.
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Motherfuckers like you are why this game is fucking gay.
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Cause you guys are fucking soft, and you can't take it when someone says some shit that hurts your feelings.
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You fucking mouth breathing, homosexual, daddy wearing panties on Saturdays, bitch.
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It's okay though, I'll still fuck these kids up though.
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Because I get retards like you on my team all the time, that's why.
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That throw, because their fucking feelings are hurt.
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Guaranteed you were probably born after the year 1999.
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Probably either a mouth breathing fuck or a stick figure faggot.
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I would love to see what you fucking look like.
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You don't even want to fucking show yourself because you're that much of a pussy.
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You're an embarrassment to masculinity and men all over the world.
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You'd rather take a L because your feelings are hurt.
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I can literally tell you're a faggot and you're ruining the game for everybody else because you're that much of a fucking bitch made pussy.
00:11:36.000
Yeah, chat, this is what happens when you get, uh, faggots on your team, bro.
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Oh, dude, if you only fucking know, motherfucker.
00:11:50.000
I'm about to fucking have everybody call your dumb ass a pussy.
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I'm gonna find your fucking gamertack right now.
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I'm about to make your dumb ass famous, faggot.
00:12:09.000
They're about to start roasting you here in a second, you fuck.
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Yo, if you're really a man, drop your fucking Instagram.
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Now you don't have one all of a sudden because I'm calling your dumb ass out.
00:12:56.000
The fact that we're even fucking- these kids still haven't won on the other team is amazing.
00:13:57.000
We're gonna find out who you are, don't worry bitch.
00:14:26.000
All you proved is that you're so offended that if someone says something that you don't like, you throw the game.
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That's how much of a pussy, non-competitive, beta-made fucking estrogen pumping through your veins.
00:14:39.000
Your mother probably touched you when you were a kid, you fucking faggot.
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That's why this game is filled with fucking queers, man.
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I just started playing this shit and I'm already better than his sorry ass.
00:15:40.000
This nigga played every season is still garbage.
00:15:58.000
That's the one thing about this game that pisses me off, guys.
00:16:00.000
You get faggots like this, and they'll throw the game just because you hurt their feelings.
00:16:06.000
He got mad because the game, I was streaming the game, and he can hear it.
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I'm gonna throw the game down because I'm a fucking faggot.
00:16:26.000
Those are the kids you want to smack in the face, man.
00:17:06.000
That nigga got shook when I said drop your IG though.
00:17:32.000
First game of the day and this nigga want to do some fucking bitch-made shit like that.
00:18:12.000
He tried playing, but he's gold and he can't match with us.
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Just getting lucky with shitty teammates or not.
00:19:03.000
I switched back to my main account because I didn't think I could play, so it ain't gonna work with me in here.
00:19:41.000
Well, if he's a master, he's fucking good, bro.
00:19:52.000
Well, Jett, we can't play, because I don't know if it's Jett or who.
00:20:26.000
Yeah, I'm just DPS. Wait, we've played with you before, haven't we?
00:20:32.000
Yeah, the last time we played, we went like 25 and 3.
00:20:39.000
Uh, go out fresh, uh, Dude, man, this fucking game is full of pussies like that last guy.
00:20:58.000
You'll say one thing and motherfuckers start acting like a pussy.
00:21:14.000
I mean, it's not really a dox because you show his gamertag.
00:21:21.000
Niggas should have known better, though, being a faggot online.
00:21:31.000
Like, why throw the game when you can just mute somebody?
00:21:47.000
Like, I'll never understand dudes doing that faggot shit and they go in a competitive like, bro, just take your ass to Quick Play, nigga.
00:21:54.000
You're doing this shit just for the fun, just so you can have a good time like the pussy you are.
00:22:00.000
Like, what the fuck do I look like turning my PC on to have fun?
00:22:10.000
I'm gonna turn my computer on like, oh, I'm gonna have some fun.
00:22:21.000
Bro, there's not many things that tilt me, but Overwatch is one of them, bro.
00:22:28.000
I don't get pissed about anything, but I'm playing competitive on here with a bunch of Randles, man.
00:22:35.000
Even Fresh get mad, and Fresh don't get mad about nothing.
00:22:41.000
He got a thousand niggas on fucking Reddit on his dick talking shit about him.
00:22:50.000
That's why I don't like playing before we go to life because it's annoying, bro.
00:22:56.000
If y'all see Fresh mad before the show, it's because we were playing Overwatch before, bro.
00:23:03.000
Nothing pisses Fresh off except for this game, bro.
00:23:06.000
Nothing pisses Nigga off except for this game, bro.
00:23:18.000
Nigga fucking bad bitches have thousands of haters on Reddit talking shit.
00:24:04.000
Oh, with RPC? I'm playing with RPC. Set that shit up at Andrew House?
00:24:17.000
Oh shit, I shouldn't have said that, should I? Whatever.
00:24:44.000
I figured the second you guys said that you were going to Europe, I was like...
00:25:05.000
As long as our healers aren't retards, we should be straight.
00:25:26.000
If we're gonna do this, we gotta do this shit right.
00:26:55.000
Alright, I got the soldier behind us, nigga trash.
00:27:12.000
Uh, dudes are gonna come up from a top pro- Oh shit, you got trapped!
00:28:03.000
I'm about to take the high ground and shoot down on these faggots like I'm Steven Paddock.
00:28:18.000
I couldn't get up to the top of the Bellagio fast, though.
00:29:36.000
Yeah, they're not even gonna try to contest it.
00:30:20.000
He's better when we got people that play with us because at least less chances of getting bad players.
00:30:25.000
Bro, look at this Reaper crouching like a faggot.
00:31:52.000
Nah, what'll happen is they're gonna link you up with other teams.
00:31:58.000
I mean, at this level, bro, we're gonna smack the other kids.
00:32:04.000
Because they're gonna be coordinated, but they're gonna be silver players, so they're gonna suck.
00:32:11.000
Bro, 9 out of 10 times when I lose is because I get retards on my team.
00:32:24.000
My aim is off right now and I'm still fucking these faggots up.
00:32:34.000
Where I'm going to sit up is I'm going to be right here.
00:32:36.000
A soldier, you always want to be playing the high ground.
00:32:39.000
You want to be on the high ground all the time.
00:32:52.000
Oh, damn, bitch, hit me with the spear like I'm...
00:33:18.000
Yeah, they got a Widow, they got a Widow, they got a Widow.
00:33:26.000
Reaper has no fucking- What idiot, he has no Wraith now.
00:34:59.000
I don't want a visor until you guys are in the fight.
00:35:33.000
Yo, watch out behind you while the Orisa's behind you.
00:39:39.000
I'm about to fuck these idiots up here in a second, bro.
00:40:52.000
I noticed that she overextends a lot, so I picked Mei, so when she does that, I won't just swallow my ass.
00:41:06.000
I've simply grown tired of pretending I am content.
00:42:02.000
Yo, the Widow's in the same spot as before, I'm backing up.
00:42:22.000
How did these niggas push it, like, so fast, bro?
00:42:42.000
Oh my god, I just saw the Widowmaker at the last second, bro.
00:43:42.000
D.Va and the fucking Reaper ran right after me, man.
00:44:25.000
We just need to push them off the payload one time, bro.
00:46:01.000
They pushed it really far, bro, I ain't gonna lie.
00:46:03.000
But they fucking sucked though, so we're gonna beat them.
00:48:41.000
This Sigma is weak over there by- Ah, he ran away.
00:50:55.000
I'm at the top of the horizon and I got my dick hard and a bunch of ammo!
00:52:18.000
And guys, there's going to be an Overwatch League coming soon.
00:53:21.000
Dudes in the chat are saying Overwatch is a kid's game.
00:53:26.000
The average age of Overwatch player is fucking...
00:55:44.000
You're about to get fucked, you Australian whore!
00:56:59.000
Um, I'm not with you all, so if you ult, I'm not there.
00:58:09.000
Niggas is getting frozen, you don't even know it.
00:58:20.000
And yes, I'm sorry teammates that she's playing with right now.
00:58:30.000
Bro, I'm telling you man, this game pisses everybody off bro.
00:59:55.000
Because they got gay-ass Hanzo who can one-shot you.
01:00:08.000
Junker Queen in the middle trying to come after you all.
01:00:57.000
Bro, I'm gonna advise with these niggas and fuck them up.
01:01:12.000
Oh my god, keep me alive while this bitch solo ults me.
01:02:41.000
Like, they literally can't do shit to you when you got Reinhardt if you hammer them down.
01:04:06.000
Bro, that bitch said time for the reckoning, and then you just hit her with the hammer, bro.
01:04:26.000
The Ana gave me a good nano as well towards the end there.
01:04:43.000
I think there's niggas in the chat that want to play with us, bro.
01:05:49.000
How do you add somebody with just the camera tag?
01:05:54.000
I think you need their battle tag or some shit like that.
01:06:08.000
I'm trying to put the rumble chat in the thing right now.
01:07:30.000
Oh yeah, and you gotta have a mic, Ninjas, if you want to come in here.
01:08:26.000
I thought maybe me having my other account signed it in the background maybe somehow fucked it up, but...
01:08:32.000
Yeah, you and all members, our party must be in the same competitive pool.
01:08:42.000
Keep that fucking win streak going, though, guys.
01:09:40.000
Oh yeah, yeah, so he would have to play DPS, I think.
01:09:46.000
Alright, so I'm fixing a stream right now on my end.
01:09:49.000
So again, you got like put in the chat and everything else like that.
01:09:58.000
No, it says you must be in the same competitive pool.
01:11:06.000
So wait, if it's a brand new Smurf, then that means you can't go into competitive, bro.
01:11:24.000
But once we get ourselves up, we'll be able to play with you finally.
01:11:38.000
So it's not like we shouldn't be a fucking gold or platinum or diamond or some shit.
01:11:52.000
I think he's asking what are you when you're not a smurf.
01:11:55.000
Yeah, because if you didn't do your placement matches, then you might not be able to queue with people that are in gold.
01:12:03.000
Yeah, I played Plat Diamond on my other counts.
01:12:13.000
Shadow Dragon, but I know we can't play with you because when we had you in here, we couldn't join.
01:12:24.000
Yeah, he's gold, but he's a higher rank than me, bro.
01:12:36.000
I can back out and switch to have a gold two account as well.
01:12:44.000
Yeah, because I was going to say, Shadow Dragon was in here.
01:12:49.000
Alright, Shadow Dragon, leave for two seconds and come back.
01:12:56.000
I didn't want to kick you, but if you want me to, I can...
01:13:12.000
Nah, it says I can only play Tank, so it's probably me.
01:13:25.000
This is unavailable due to your group's skill rating range.
01:14:06.000
Nigga, you can invite him without being leader.
01:15:39.000
Y'all gotta put y'all rank in if y'all got a mic in chat when y'all spam y'all names.
01:15:45.000
Hey guys, when we get higher ranked, we can play with you guys, but right now we're not.
01:15:49.000
That's why we gotta get up, man, and rank, man.
01:15:57.000
We about to rank up now, man, because this shit is gay.
01:16:32.000
Yo, I'm streaming, bro, so that's why it's like that, but if you need to, you can mute me.
01:16:48.000
Alright faggots, I'm on the high ground up here.
01:17:56.000
Man, this is hard to aim down on these faggers sometimes.
01:18:52.000
I'm gonna use the visor when Genji blades, because Genji's 100% gonna blade.
01:19:32.000
Bro, as soon as I saw him swift strike up in the air, bro, he got hit with the nano, man.
01:20:01.000
Yo, Water, your mic sounds like you're far away, by the way, bro.
01:21:40.000
Junker on the left weak, man, but he just got f- Bro.
01:21:50.000
We gotta touch it, we gotta touch it, we gotta touch it!
01:22:29.000
I fuck was missing a lot of shots on that last round.
01:25:53.000
Yo, whoa, yeah, go ahead, ult them, ult them, ult them now, ult them now.
01:26:49.000
Because they're running like a full-on bullshit spam comp, bro.
01:29:58.000
Yeah, they were coordinating way better than us, bro.
01:30:04.000
I just needed to swap the deal with that signal, is it?
01:30:59.000
I accidentally left that shit because I thought I was leader.
01:31:16.000
Because I would notice the Genji would be like one, and then the Sigma would throw a shield, so they were definitely communicating and talking.
01:31:58.000
This guy is killing 2 M. It's like gold seam so far, man.
01:32:40.000
Damn, you're actually doing pretty fucking good if you don't use a controller.
01:32:45.000
He plays tanks, so he doesn't have to worry about aiming.
01:34:16.000
Still getting used to the mouse and keyboard, guys.
01:34:41.000
The thing I don't like about her, she's not Hiscan, guys.
01:35:46.000
Yeah, I think you gotta turn- both of you facts, turn up your mics.
01:38:53.000
She could die, she could die, she could die, she could die, get melted.
01:39:47.000
The pylon is around the corner there, by the way.
01:39:58.000
Yo, if we could break this Rhin shield, I got Visor and we can melt them.
01:41:05.000
Bro, do you not realize I'm a professional shit talker?
01:41:30.000
What the fuck do you mean don't be mean, you fucking faggot?
01:41:48.000
What do you mean this is how I get banned, nigga?
01:42:48.000
We gotta- Oh shit, y'all niggas got fucked up, man.
01:43:56.000
I'm 55 HP! Okay, don't tell me this nigga's mad because I fucking made jokes on the other team and now he don't want to fucking heal me.
01:44:05.000
Why are kids on this game fucking pussies, man?
01:44:15.000
Yo, this Mercy's gonna let us lose this game, bro, if they don't fucking heal me, man.
01:44:19.000
Bitch is mad that I told the other team that they suck.
01:44:30.000
Fucking emotional ass pussy boys, man, on this game, bro.
01:45:25.000
Yo, niggas on our team are not healing me, bro.
01:45:28.000
I think they're doing this shit on purpose, man.
01:45:39.000
Yeah, they're purposely not healing me now, bro.
01:45:50.000
This my mule faggot not healing me now because he's a fucking bitch.
01:45:57.000
If you want to win this game, your sorry ass is going to have to heal me, dude.
01:46:41.000
Yeah, look at the other team's heals versus ours, bro.
01:47:00.000
Okay, I'm flanking, I'm flanking, I'm gonna fucking VARGE them from the back.
01:48:22.000
Okay, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up!
01:48:58.000
I'm about to show him why he sucks here in a fucking second.
01:49:22.000
Bitched through the luckiest javelin of her life.
01:49:40.000
Get in there and fight, Walt, because I'm about to...
01:50:06.000
These sorry-ass fucking healers on our team, we still won, man.
01:50:09.000
And Ana, and I smacked the shit out of Hanzo, bro.
01:50:45.000
This game is filled with a bunch of soft, pussy, faggot losers.
01:51:03.000
Hey, your butt's doing it looking good, though.
01:54:18.000
And I got them on hard movement pattern right now so you can work on your aim.
01:55:22.000
Dude said, does bro only seriously play one hero?
01:55:25.000
No, guys, I could play McCree, I could play Sojourn, I could play a couple heroes, but Soldier is the best all-around DPS. That's why I'm playing them, faggots.
01:55:43.000
Alright, I hope you guys are ready to destroy these scrubs.
01:57:01.000
And yo, watch out for there if they have a Lucio...
01:58:53.000
That Pharah on her team is gonna have to switch.
01:58:56.000
Like, bro, they got a Baptiste and a fucking Lucio.
01:59:01.000
Bro, this is why kids at this level are stupid as fuck, man.
01:59:08.000
Like, you're not gonna get heals, you dumb bitch.
01:59:17.000
The problem at this level is that kids don't understand that, like, certain heroes, like, you just can't, it's not gonna work.
01:59:23.000
You're not gonna get healed if you got a Luciana Baptista on your team playing Pharah.
01:59:32.000
And you get idiots like that on your team a lot.
01:59:35.000
Like, we could've easily had that retard on our team, bro.
02:00:24.000
Let's get on this point and fuck this nigga up.
02:01:07.000
Alright, our force Winston uses bubble early and he's already weak in that room.
02:01:37.000
They're using everything and they still didn't fucking get the point.
02:02:02.000
He's in the health pack room over there with Symmetra guys.
02:02:35.000
This nigga had to drop the beat to save his sorry-ass team.
02:02:43.000
Nigga dropped the B and through the immortality field.
02:03:01.000
This Winston is fucking terrible on their team.
02:07:52.000
Yeah, she has one of the best ultimates in the game, bro.
02:08:59.000
The only thing you gotta remember, well, whatever you do, when you play Zarya and you fucking do your ult, there's two people you don't shoot your ult at.
02:09:07.000
You don't shoot it at Genji when he's fucking reflecting, and you don't shoot it at D.Va when she has her matrix up.
02:10:01.000
I don't care what kind of- Oh, is that- is that tiredness I hear there?
02:12:59.000
These niggas are getting touched tonight, baby!
02:14:30.000
They got vision, they got vision, they got vision.
02:14:43.000
Well, you're gonna need to use your ult probably here.
02:15:27.000
Bro, that Moira on that team, she came and focused me, man.
02:16:33.000
Send that bitch back to the Underground Railroad, man.
02:16:56.000
You thought you had me, didn't you, dumb Mexican?
02:17:31.000
Let's see if niggas are going to even come in here.
02:18:14.000
Yo, I ain't gonna lie, this fuckin' Incan bitch fucked them up, bro.
02:18:53.000
I could buy a gold item, too, but I don't even know what I'm going to buy.
02:19:07.000
And then, let me guess, you want to buy the Golden Hammer?
02:19:23.000
And then see where it says Weapon Variance at the bottom?
02:19:43.000
Now this nigga is never going to pick Reinhardt now, bro.
02:22:06.000
I'm turning down the game volume real quick so I can hear you faggots.
02:23:05.000
Yeah, because it's his skin when she zooms in, but if it's not, then it spreads.
02:23:19.000
Yeah, right now, guys, what I'm doing is I'm playing, uh...
02:23:22.000
We're playing against AI for warm-up, but I got the movement on the hardest, so...
02:23:28.000
Nigga, wall's big ass in the way, I can't see shit.
02:26:49.000
Yeah, cuz Widow kinda has like, she's tall, so she has like a big ass hitbox.
02:26:53.000
Okay, yo, they got walls, she got walls, she got walls, she got walls.
02:29:55.000
Oh, bashing, bashing, bashing, bashing, bashing up top.
02:31:50.000
Yeah, you fucked up today, Junkrat, you fucking faggot.
02:31:58.000
Oh, dude, you got resed just to die again, you fucking faggot!
02:32:05.000
I'm about to shoot down and rain down on these faggots.
02:32:51.000
What are you- SHIT! I got- I went around the corner.
02:34:16.000
We're gonna melt these sorry-ass motherfuckers, man.
02:34:44.000
And then, um, so he was close there on his stream with a black mask, a black suit the whole time.
02:35:00.000
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with these niggas, bro?
02:35:03.000
Why is Aiden just giving away money these days?
02:35:25.000
Yo, they got Widow, they got Widow, they got Widow.
02:36:58.000
They're gonna have the point, but we can hold them at this corner.
02:37:02.000
We can definitely hold them at this corner here.
02:37:29.000
Where the rest of- Where are y'all niggas at, man?
02:37:34.000
I literally was behind them visoring and nobody fucking...
02:37:46.000
I'm putting no fucking pressure on these idiots.
02:38:37.000
Bastion Junkrat just spamming because he sucks.
02:38:53.000
Maga weak, I'm fucking his ass up and shooting him all headshots.
02:38:58.000
Because I don't want to visor this shit by myself and die again.
02:40:00.000
There's nobody there to follow up with, and I'm 15 HP, man.
02:40:14.000
Alright, get ready to hammer them down soon, Walt.
02:41:20.000
Yo, Bastion's up top just shooting us in the back, FYI. I've seen tougher spots.
02:41:42.000
Bro, this nigga literally did the fucking ult and he saved the Bastion and the Junkrat from dying.
02:41:50.000
Like, they were in his ult when I tried to shoot them.
02:42:03.000
How the fuck did we lose to those faggots, bro?
02:42:31.000
What do you think to go a small Asian bitch versus a jump rider and a marga?
02:42:54.000
That Junkrat was fucking just spamming, getting pocketed by his mercy.
02:43:27.000
I think they seen it coming because you charged up there by yourself.
02:43:31.000
Bro, I literally thought he was gonna knock them all down, bro.
02:43:40.000
My advisor in the Junkrat fucking killed me, man.
02:43:48.000
Junkrat and Hanzo, man, like I fucking hate them, dude.
02:43:56.000
I think anybody that plays hitscans like hates those two fucking characters, bro.
02:48:20.000
These faggots are gonna learn at A. Let's fucking go.
02:48:23.000
These faggots are gonna learn at A. Come here, you fucking cross-dressing faggot.
02:48:40.000
I'm shooting helixes at these faggots like their name was Israel.
02:49:03.000
As soon as this tree goes down, let's get the diva out of mech.
02:49:30.000
I fucking heard his loud-ass footsteps, I didn't know where he was.
02:54:07.000
I'm about to fucking visor these niggas from the back.
02:54:41.000
Alright, nigga killin' when she comes out the ice!
02:55:11.000
Well, we might need the Reinhardt to push in on this, uh...
02:56:11.000
Wait, so what are y'all niggas asking for then?
02:56:28.000
I think we needed Reinhardt once we got to the second part there.
02:56:32.000
We will not lose this battle if we fight as one.
02:56:59.000
Yeah, and it was only like, what, nine minutes total he was on stream?
02:57:05.000
See, the problem with it is that he's not Tyson up, bro.
02:57:08.000
The roppers are gonna finesse him because he's white.
02:57:13.000
It's like, bro, this is why you don't do business with rappers, man.
03:00:40.000
You guys didn't say shit about Reaper behind us, man.
03:01:20.000
Reap, kill this- Reaper on the fucking payload, man!
03:02:45.000
Bro, we switched to the Mercy way too fucking late, bro.
03:02:56.000
Bro, they were able to heal way more than us, dude.
03:03:34.000
Fresh don't talk on a podcast and he don't talk in a game.
03:04:00.000
I mean, me and Walter was in there, but nobody else.
03:04:09.000
...and then Soldier came in, and then everyone came.
03:04:17.000
Yo, do we have a fucking good healer here, man?
03:04:22.000
Because, yo, we've been getting some sorry-ass healers, man.
03:05:42.000
I don't know what the fuck that dude was doing, bro.
03:05:45.000
Yo, there was a Reaper to the right of us behind us.
03:05:59.000
I'm the only nigga talking, really, to be honest with you.
03:06:13.000
Well, you niggas want to see my face more, you fucking fags?
03:06:22.000
I figured y'all niggas want to see the game, bro.
03:07:03.000
I'm gonna take high ground over here on the left.
03:07:15.000
Orisa's by herself to the right, out of position with no healers, man.
03:07:28.000
Mei just came out of a heal box or whatever the fuck that shit.
03:09:48.000
They use Dragon, they use Mei, they use something every time.
03:11:03.000
Yo, whatever you do, don't alter when she fortifies.
03:12:21.000
Yo, I'm not losing these fucking sorry-ass kids, bro.
03:12:42.000
Like, how the fuck did we not kill those kids, man?
03:12:50.000
Yeah, we fucked up in that last fight, too, though.
03:16:59.000
These kids on another team are fucking trash, bro!
03:17:09.000
Yo, Fred, you gotta play like a bait game with them, so we can charge in, try to go for the back line.
03:17:22.000
Fucking forest is spying around killing people, man.
03:17:33.000
Yeah, cuz like, every time I try to shoot the healer behind her, the Lenora, she runs away, bro.
03:17:40.000
I shoot her, I shoot her, and then she does that stupid ass shit where she like fucking spins and goes somewhere.
03:17:49.000
I don't even really know how to pronounce her name.
03:19:01.000
Alright, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
03:19:10.000
More has all, and we got both of our healers going up.
03:19:21.000
Dave, whenever they're coming, I'm gonna use my first, okay?
03:21:21.000
Y'all should be able to win that fight, though.
03:22:31.000
Oh, get out of there fresh, get out of there fresh.
03:22:52.000
I'm on it, but they're trying to kill me right now.
03:23:49.000
Should've been getting kills as far as I was missing like a motherfucker.
03:24:03.000
Nah, man, it was a comedy errors there at the end.
03:26:12.000
Nigga literally just threw a random arrow and killed me with a power boost, man.
03:27:02.000
The figures are just full-on pressing us outside the point, bro.
03:27:06.000
This is what happens, bro, when you run a four-stack, if you're not...
03:27:29.000
Like, the only person who can really heal you is me.
03:30:07.000
Dude, he's up top over there on that little fucking jungle thing.
03:30:14.000
Yo, nobody was healing our Reinhardt at all, man!
03:30:19.000
I died earlier in the fight because of that fucking jungle.
03:30:31.000
Yeah, he shot me out of the sky right before he dinked you.
03:31:11.000
Yo, we need a Mercy if we're gonna run a Pharah, man.
03:32:55.000
The Hanzo's just sitting there top right, guys, being a fucking faggot, man.
03:33:06.000
Yo, they all went after me on the left-hand side, bro.
03:35:10.000
Man, if that bomb wasn't there, I would've fucking...
03:35:46.000
He's up top on the high ground, this fuckin' Hanzo man.
03:36:11.000
Nigga you gotta stop playing like a retard sometimes man.
03:37:01.000
What the- Bro, when the D.Va bomb is there, you gotta put your shield up, bro.
03:37:26.000
So, like, I was walking towards him, he's walking away from me, and we're walking at the same speed, and I'm in front of him, shit.
03:37:59.000
Yeah, I don't think we want to do four on four players, bro.
03:38:08.000
And he's not normally a healer, so it's like he's kind of playing out of his element, bro.
03:38:28.000
Because we get these hard-ass games for no reason, bro.
03:38:34.000
Once you guys rank up and shit, I'll jump back in.
03:38:47.000
Because him being plat is going to bring us a whole other...
03:38:50.000
And now it makes sense why we were against such hard matchups.
03:39:01.000
And the thing is, bro, is that you don't have enough game sense yet to be playing at that level, no offense.
03:39:09.000
Yeah, it's a new game for you, so it's like, I'm not even trying to roast you or whatever, but it's like, like, you're going up, and the tank is a very important role, so you're going up against niggas that have, like, five, six, seven years of experience playing Overwatch, you know what I'm saying?
03:39:21.000
So, it's going to be very difficult for you to, like, keep up.
03:40:13.000
Angie, Angie, Angie, how many wins you got now?
03:42:14.000
Alright, I'm gonna flank them when you ult them, okay?
03:42:25.000
Alright, get ready to ult them while I'm going around the back.
03:43:00.000
They're gonna have one more fight with us, man, so...
03:44:56.000
Not one fucking time this tracer hit their backline, dude.
03:45:28.000
You literally just threw the game playing Tracer last round.
03:45:32.000
They countered you hard and you didn't do shit to stop that shit.
03:47:18.000
No fucking awareness for this goddamn Ash, man.
03:47:44.000
You don't want to be in there because that's what they want.
03:47:56.000
Ramatra trying to come at you on the left-hand side.
03:50:15.000
Of course I'm gonna shoot at the tank, you fucking retard!
03:50:39.000
I don't know how the fuck we won that shit, but we did.
03:50:46.000
Because we took all those fucking L's playing water earlier, bro.
03:51:12.000
We lost like three games we shouldn't have lost when we were playing with water, bro.
03:51:24.000
We just fucking lost and we shouldn't have lost.
03:51:48.000
Yeah, that's fucked up, man, that he did that shit to Aiden, bro.
03:51:56.000
These rappers really be some fucking scumbags, bro.
03:56:13.000
Get ready to drop it on these faggots if you got it.
03:56:18.000
Okay, once they use these two alts, get ready to fuck them up, bro.
03:57:03.000
Can't even see shit with that fucking big ass Mercy melted.
03:58:15.000
Yo, in the chat, niggas are saying that Sarah's getting black dick or some shit?
03:58:26.000
Yo, Endless, why'd you take my goddamn soldier, bro?
03:58:38.000
I mean, I could play McCree too, but I'm a way better soldier.
03:58:58.000
Nigga, the fuck are you talking about getting carried by you?
03:59:14.000
I was the one that got the first kill so that we could even push this shit.
03:59:17.000
I got the Roadhog, that was the first kill, and then we pushed in.
03:59:27.000
Tuesday said I wonder if Soldier's playing on a laptop.
03:59:29.000
No, faggot, I'm playing on a fucking PC. That's worth more than your shit.
03:59:33.000
And it's because I'm streaming, that's why I sound like that, faggot.
03:59:39.000
Funny how- funny how all you faggots, like, talk shit about me, but none of you niggas have mics.
03:59:45.000
Niggas is in here typing on your keyboard, clocking away.
03:59:54.000
Niggas just coming in trying to block- blocking.
04:03:29.000
Stay overextended, man, and we never punish him for it!
04:04:13.000
I'm gonna wait until they actually commit to the fight, and we'll fuck them up.
04:04:36.000
Stand next to you with two HP! You fucking scrub!
04:05:04.000
Add a visor, I literally could've wiped them all out!
04:05:19.000
Fucking brain dead retards on this fucking game!
04:07:04.000
I'm pouring so much pressure on these fuckin' faggots, the Bastion's weak as fuck!
04:07:08.000
The Bastion's 1 HP! Ramatra trying to come on point, weak as fuck!
04:07:18.000
Get the fuckin' Ramatra, he's 1 HP! Many one-shot!
04:08:01.000
Get this fucking Mei the fuck up out of here, man.
04:08:38.000
What are y'all talking about Sarah Safari and Big BB? Why are y'all talking about this fucking bitch, bro?
04:08:45.000
Why are y'all niggas talking about her banging a black dude, man?
04:09:40.000
You niggas sound like this scrub fucking Tuesday.
04:10:53.000
We have the advantage because I killed one of their main DPS. We can push in there.
04:12:41.000
Bro, look at their- 12,000 and 15,000 heals, bro!
04:13:27.000
You probably picked up health packs, that's why.
04:14:03.000
The Martins has put their necks on the line protecting you from Vishkar.
04:15:43.000
Somebody quit out because they knew they were going to get molested.
04:15:47.000
They said, oh shit, it's Fresh Prince CEO and Myron.
04:15:53.000
Somebody said, here, you want to get a third person in?
04:15:59.000
Some nigga said, F. Magia said, add me Myron, I'll carry y'all.
04:16:08.000
Y'all come on the game and y'all are fucking trash, bro.
04:16:17.000
How many of y'all niggas ask to play and you guys are fucking garbage, bro?
04:16:26.000
What's your IG? I said his IG. What's your shit?
04:16:35.000
Niggas don't want to talk shit on the internet, man.
04:16:43.000
Then they say that you're ugly in the next sentence.
04:16:49.000
Efmaji, I don't know what the fuck your shit is, man.
04:17:41.000
Flaming Heron said, 100% need to make them show their IG as soon as they come with one y'all ugly.
04:17:58.000
And they said, when's the last time you got laid?
04:18:03.000
One was like yesterday, another one was like a week ago, another one was like three months, another one was like six months, another one was like a year.
04:18:08.000
Tell me why like 60% voted that they hadn't gotten laid for six months or more.
04:18:15.000
And then someone else did a poll and said, yo, what's the income of everybody in the thing?
04:18:27.000
Those are the people that got the most shit to say, man.
04:18:29.000
Niggas that don't fuck and dudes that got no money.
04:18:42.000
A majority of the guys haven't been laid and make less than $40,000 per year.
04:18:55.000
I ain't got nothing to argue with these niggas, man.
04:19:03.000
I was like, bro, you can see what you want, but niggas living good.
04:19:17.000
This nigga didn't give his gamer tag, so I don't know.
04:19:25.000
Niggas want to play, and I said, what's your tag, and they don't want to join now.
04:20:06.000
Why are you acting like you're going to work out in the morning?
04:20:34.000
Nigga, it's been like five hours streaming bro.
04:20:53.000
Yeah, I'm getting a little tired too, I ain't gonna lie.
04:21:33.000
If we do this right, they won't even know what happened.
04:21:57.000
No, I'm actually playing with a Newman U87, which is a $4,000 mic, probably worth more than everything in your house.
04:23:09.000
A bunch of them are behind that fucking- what the fuck?
04:24:13.000
Look at that fucking gay-ass tree saving these scrubs.
04:25:58.000
Oh my god, that beat drop just saved the sorry ass.
04:28:16.000
Chill, kill, whatever the fuck your name is, dude.
04:29:20.000
If this continues to become a problem, I'm gonna go to Reaper, man.
04:30:27.000
He's on the bridge, he's on the bridge, he's on the bridge, he's on the bridge.
04:31:55.000
Take this dude way too long to switch to Junker and he barely did anything anyway.
04:32:02.000
Why'd you say something at the end of the game?
04:32:04.000
I fucking hate these faggots that got something to say at the end of the game, bro.
04:32:09.000
You should have said that shit in the beginning, you fucking faggot.
04:32:13.000
You can place $4,000 on a mic but can't turn pussy talk on?
04:32:16.000
Hey, because I got more money than you, faggot.
04:32:43.000
For a first time playing this game, you got me.
04:32:56.000
I'm going to continue the rape train by myself.
04:32:58.000
Just to show you that I'm good, I'm going to play one more.
04:38:44.000
What the hell are y'all niggas talking about, bro, with Sarah Safari and all this other bullshit?
04:38:58.000
Someone in the chat, aware of me of what the hell is going on here.
04:40:14.000
Oh shit, y'all let me fucking be online with this hairline like this?
04:42:57.000
If you guys can hear my game, by the way, it's because...
04:44:46.000
I don't know why people at this level play fucking Sombra.
04:44:51.000
Dude, I can't barely hear anything you're saying, man.
04:45:25.000
You could've bubbled me instead of fucking being a retard.
04:46:48.000
Keep me alive because this Zari on our team fucking sucks and hasn't been doing jack shit.
04:46:55.000
Holy fuck, my back hurts, Karin, you're sorry ass, you drunk faggot.
04:47:46.000
Okay, well, we don't know what the fuck you're saying, so stop talking.
04:50:01.000
Were you fucking dropped on your head as a kid, dude?
04:50:12.000
Like, bro, you're mumbling like a fucking retard, man.
04:50:33.000
My man, it's a fucking Monday morning at fucking 6.30 in the morning and your ass is piss drunk.
04:50:44.000
Oh, Captain Teabag, what are you gonna do for the rest of the day?
04:50:50.000
Captain Teabag, what are you gonna do for the rest of the day?
04:50:59.000
Not be a degenerative fuck being drunk as fuck for the rest of the day.
04:51:06.000
No, I said I will not be a degenerative fuck drunk for the rest of the day.
04:52:01.000
Hey, Healus, let me know if you have anyone harassing you behind the line.
04:52:32.000
That was a bit of a counter to me, so let's be careful.
04:53:45.000
Dude, you can hate me, and that's fine, but your frustration is...
04:53:54.000
You could have frustration that was more useful.
04:54:21.000
This Zarya is so fucking cocky that you guys won't kill her that she's standing still.
04:54:41.000
Yeah, I'm the only person killing anybody, bro.
04:55:15.000
Like bro, they're literally just pushing the payload in dude.
04:55:29.000
Why do I get fucking faggots on my team every fucking game, bro?
04:56:12.000
That's the typical fucking H3 fan right there, what y'all just saw.
04:56:37.000
It's like motherfuckers sign on Xbox or fucking PC or PlayStation.
04:56:46.000
I'm going to get up at 6 in the morning and play for fun.
04:56:56.000
If I'm not training or resting or eating some fucking protein, I'm here to destroy motherfuckers.
04:57:19.000
This fucking drunk faggot sitting here, 6.30 in the fucking morning, pissed fucking drunk, playing Azaria on fucking Overwatch 2.
04:57:57.000
I know my skill of I'm at least at this point, even being on mouse and keyboard for maybe 10 days, I'm fucking at least a platinum type player at this point.
04:58:06.000
Easily, give me another month, I'll be a fucking diamond level player again and I'll get back to my fucking high master level type awareness.
04:58:40.000
I understand Chris better than him, and that's saying a lot.
04:59:05.000
So I can carry with DPS and with fucking killing because kids are fucking terrible at this game.
04:59:18.000
Let's destroy these scrubs because I've been getting some idiots on my team recently and it's fucking annoying.
04:59:58.000
You guys should be in the fucking kitchen, but you're here, right?
05:01:04.000
They're gonna come around from that corner over there, lazy turtle.
05:01:45.000
Feels good to now have low IQ retards on my team.
05:01:59.000
I mean, you still suck at this game, but it's okay.
05:02:19.000
Bro, why would you go in here and freeze yourself?
05:03:58.000
Dude, I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
05:04:03.000
Goddamn, why is everybody drunk on this shit tonight, man?
05:04:18.000
You went 6-2 and you're a female, so I'm not surprised.
05:04:34.000
You guys think I'm kidding around when I tell y'all that women suck at video games, bro.
05:04:56.000
Yo, LazyToto, what do you normally queue as, bro?
05:05:05.000
I've only been on the keyboard for like a week.
05:05:15.000
Yeah, it's the first time I got started on Matt and Soldier.
05:05:24.000
I was gold on controller, but I switched to keyboard because that's kind of the high-level stuff.
05:05:42.000
One thing I noticed is females on this game typically suck.
05:06:06.000
If it wasn't for sex, like, would we really need females?
05:06:10.000
The thing is, you tell them that, they're gonna hate that so bad.
05:06:25.000
They don't build society, they just take from society.
05:07:07.000
Alright, get a W. With the Bastion and the Soldier, we're gonna do crazy damage on these faggots.
05:11:44.000
Real niggas, you ain't a real nigga unless you get banned, right?
05:14:15.000
Let's see if he jumps on point, so I can hit him with his visor.
05:15:31.000
We got 2,300 of y'all real niggas in here, man.
05:15:34.000
Shout out to you guys watching me fucking stream this game and losing my fucking hair follicles because kids are fucking trash.
05:17:23.000
Can't wait till they take away his one-hit kill, man.
05:19:51.000
Dude, he didn't even fucking hit me in the head, man!
05:22:14.000
And they're still not switching, they're playing more again.
05:22:26.000
Yeah, that Junker Queen was a shitty tank selection, too.
05:22:55.000
You're only my responsibility if you're close enough to me.
05:23:43.000
Zarya, one HP! Of course, Lifeweaver saves her ass.
05:24:55.000
How the fuck did the niggas get behind us like that?
05:27:41.000
Our healers were pocketing our tank and our tank only has 5k even with pockets.
05:28:03.000
This mountain kid, he just had a way better fucking tank.
05:28:06.000
This Ellie kid was a way better tank than our shit.
05:31:21.000
Well, first and foremost, thank you for asking.
05:31:37.000
You're the first kid I played with that ass that.
05:32:05.000
I think he's in the chat saying Fresh is picking Khan right now.
05:36:06.000
If Reinhardt lives, I'm gonna be fucking shocked.
05:36:46.000
I swear to God, I had a person last game play Sombra and they blame dunk everyone else.
05:37:42.000
In Overwatch, bro, if you gotta climb, you gotta be so fucking...
05:37:45.000
You gotta be good, and you gotta carry your team.
05:37:51.000
I can't wait for the old MMR system to come back next season, though.
05:37:55.000
Oh, the old MMR system's coming back for Overwatch 1?
05:38:00.000
Yeah, basically, it was the same thing as Overwatch 1.
05:38:16.000
I just started playing this game about a month and a half ago now, and I just started to mouse and keyboard about a week ago.
05:38:27.000
Because even if you do good, you're just gonna get bad teams.
05:40:54.000
Dude, it hit him like it's fucking 1997 Goldberg, man.
05:44:23.000
Oh, I didn't tell you to switch to Zarya, I mean, I'm saying they switched to Zarya, bro.
05:44:31.000
Yeah, I respect the fucking team player-ness, though, man.
05:44:59.000
Yeah, I was just saying that they had Swiss Cesaria.
05:46:38.000
I should have hit the transcendence, but whatever.
05:47:15.000
Dude, she got the luckiest EMP of her life, man.
05:47:39.000
I think all we have to do is cap it one time and we win.
05:48:46.000
Shout out to you guys with all the racist comments in the thing, man.
05:48:50.000
I wear a faceman when I go out, so technically I'm late.
05:50:04.000
I'm gonna send you a fucking, uh, I'm gonna send you an invite, bro.
05:50:12.000
Alright, so chat, when you get a kid like that, that says, first thing he says is, yo, what do you guys want me to play?
05:50:35.000
I can play Zarya a little bit, but that's pretty much all I can play.
05:50:39.000
Because there's going to be times where we're going to need, like, Zarya.
05:50:44.000
Yeah, because the problem with Zarya, because I play Zarya too, bro.
05:50:47.000
But the problem is that Zarya's not really a real tank, bro.
05:52:15.000
So yeah, no, like I was saying, Overwatch 1, dude, on Xbox, I made it all the way up.
05:52:20.000
Like, I sat in Diamond all the time, but I got up to Master and then eventually GM. But yeah, dude.
05:52:34.000
No, my brother used to play this game like all day, every day.
05:52:36.000
Bro, I think he was number one in NA East for a while.
05:52:41.000
He was a Winston main, or just a tank main in general.
05:53:09.000
Yeah, I mean, it takes a lot out of you, bro, to play this game at a high level, bro.
05:53:13.000
It really does take a lot out of you to play this shit at a high level, bro.
05:53:32.000
We can play later if y'all want to, but I just realized I had to go to school.
05:53:45.000
Brings back good memories when I was in fucking high school!
05:54:06.000
Yeah, so guys, this helps you with your tracking.
05:54:26.000
So I'm looking at the smaller characters, like the soldier and shit.
05:54:47.000
Bastion, this is good practice for you too, bro.
05:54:51.000
I don't know if we played them all together, but it's the map where you're in the open room.
05:56:21.000
I know I'm streaming right now, so I'm fucking...
06:01:25.000
Yeah, silver support, flat DPS, flat fucking tank.
06:01:36.000
My profile is open and you can check it if you want.
06:01:57.000
Yeah, but it's one thing to fucking hear it, then another thing to like look at the kill feed.
06:03:40.000
Reaper wants- okay, he's gonna rape- I've got you in my sights.
06:05:29.000
He's gonna try to come around your right-hand side probably, Savage.
06:08:03.000
Trying to get this D.Va out of macro because she's blocking for the replay.
06:09:55.000
I'm definitely going to sleep out through this shit.
06:10:02.000
Guys, guys, guys, fight on point, man, because I'm on high ground.
06:11:07.000
Reaper's on- Reaper on the right- Reaper behind us, man.
06:12:44.000
As you can see, I don't know if you guys noticed, I don't think I've went negative one game the whole time I've been streaming.
06:12:55.000
Like, literally, like, Can only do so much, man.
06:13:02.000
I think I went negative maybe one or two games when I played Healer.