Fresh & Fit - Girls Claims Virgin So We Put Her On A Lie Detector Test & THIS Happened!

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00:01:34.000 Welcome to Fresh and Fit Podcast.

00:01:34.000 After our edition, man, we got five lovely ladies on the panel.

00:01:38.000 We got an interesting topic that we're going to cover today.

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00:02:52.000 And, uh, girls, Aaron C. Parkson.

00:02:54.000 By the way, chat, I see you niggas in the chat saying mid-ass panel, something like that, you know, 304s.

00:03:00.000 Listen, guys, if you want me to bring back hot repeats, I can, you know, or have shows twice every two weeks, you know, with the same girls on repeat.

00:03:09.000 So, guys, let me know I'll make shit happen to me.

00:03:13.000 You guys will still smash, more or less.

00:03:15.000 Don't let me see you guys in their DMs tonight.

00:03:18.000 Other than that, man, shout out to the girls on the panel.

00:03:20.000 We got five new girls.

00:03:21.000 Let's make it happen.

00:03:22.000 Nigga, stop complaining, man.

00:03:23.000 It is what it is.

00:03:24.000 If you don't like it, man, jack off with hot sauce.

00:03:26.000 Ow!

00:03:28.000 Okay, like Chris.

00:03:30.000 Bro, I'm saying it.

00:03:31.000 It's like, Chris, man, come on, man.

00:03:33.000 You're the same niggas that send girls these DMs, man.

00:03:35.000 Relax, man.

00:03:35.000 They're still going to send them DMs tonight.

00:03:37.000 They're still going to what?

00:03:38.000 They're still going to send them DMs tonight.

00:03:39.000 They're still going to send them DMs?

00:03:40.000 Probably.

00:03:40.000 That is true.

00:03:41.000 They will anyway.

00:03:42.000 They will.

00:03:43.000 All right, cool.

00:03:43.000 So with that said, let's go ahead and introduce you guys to the panel here.

00:03:46.000 Yes.

00:03:47.000 So, go ahead.

00:03:48.000 Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, we're going to start right here.

00:03:56.000 Welcome.

00:03:57.000 Hi, my name is Michelle.

00:03:58.000 I'm locally here in Miami as a makeup artist.

00:04:01.000 My age is 28.

00:04:04.000 What do you do for work?

00:04:05.000 What I do for work is a local makeup artist.

00:04:07.000 Oh yeah, local makeup artist.

00:04:08.000 Okay, so you do makeup.

00:04:09.000 Are you originally from Miami or you just live here now?

00:04:11.000 Born and raised in Miami.

00:04:12.000 Okay.

00:04:13.000 What's your highest education level completed?

00:04:15.000 Yes, it is.

00:04:16.000 I'm currently getting a cosmetology license to upgrade to be working in a salon.

00:04:20.000 Okay.

00:04:21.000 And then relationship status?

00:04:23.000 Single.

00:04:24.000 Okay.

00:04:25.000 And then are your parents still together?

00:04:26.000 No.

00:04:27.000 Okay.

00:04:27.000 When did they divorce?

00:04:29.000 When I was just a baby, like two years old.

00:04:31.000 Okay.

00:04:31.000 Makes sense.

00:04:32.000 This guy, bro.

00:04:35.000 Okay.

00:04:35.000 And you're in cosmetology school right now, right?

00:04:37.000 Yes.

00:04:37.000 All right.

00:04:38.000 What about you?

00:04:39.000 I'm Zoe.

00:04:40.000 I'm 19 years old.

00:04:41.000 I'm a full-time student at FAU. Okay.

00:04:45.000 Where are you from originally?

00:04:48.000 I'm from Sarasota, Florida.

00:04:49.000 Okay.

00:04:50.000 It's the hood, ain't it?

00:04:51.000 Nah, Sarasota nice, man.

00:04:52.000 It's alright.

00:04:53.000 It's alright.

00:04:53.000 It's got two sides to it.

00:04:54.000 It's kind of boring though, no?

00:04:55.000 It's boring as fuck.

00:04:56.000 Yeah.

00:04:56.000 Okay.

00:04:57.000 And you live in Sarasota or do you live in my...

00:04:59.000 Oh, no, no.

00:04:59.000 You said you go to school here, so that's what you're originally from.

00:05:01.000 Yeah, I live in Boca.

00:05:02.000 Okay.

00:05:04.000 And then what do you do for work?

00:05:05.000 I'm just a full-time student.

00:05:06.000 Full-time student.

00:05:07.000 The school.

00:05:08.000 Okay.

00:05:09.000 And then you said, FIU, what do you major in?

00:05:11.000 Early childcare and education.

00:05:12.000 Okay.

00:05:13.000 You want to be a teacher?

00:05:13.000 Yeah, I do.

00:05:14.000 Chris, do you have anything you want to say on that?

00:05:16.000 Well, you know.

00:05:18.000 Hey, you want to be?

00:05:19.000 Man, fuck them kids, man.

00:05:20.000 Damn!

00:05:22.000 How dare you!

00:05:24.000 And then relationship status?

00:05:25.000 Um, I have a boyfriend.

00:05:27.000 Okay.

00:05:27.000 How long y'all been together?

00:05:29.000 Only like three months.

00:05:30.000 Oh, shit.

00:05:31.000 Does he go to school with you?

00:05:31.000 No.

00:05:32.000 Okay, is he back in Sarasota?

00:05:33.000 No.

00:05:35.000 Where's he at?

00:05:36.000 Port Say Lucy.

00:05:36.000 I live in Boca.

00:05:37.000 He's like an hour away.

00:05:38.000 She belongs to the street.

00:05:40.000 I think he was single.

00:05:43.000 Are your parents still together?

00:05:45.000 Yeah, they are.

00:05:45.000 Okay.

00:05:46.000 How long have they been together?

00:05:48.000 Like 30 years or more.

00:05:50.000 Alright, cool.

00:05:51.000 Good.

00:05:51.000 Alright.

00:05:52.000 What about you?

00:05:53.000 What's your name?

00:05:54.000 My name's Yasleen.

00:05:55.000 I am 23 years old.

00:05:57.000 Okay.

00:05:58.000 Where are you from?

00:05:59.000 I'm originally from Coral Springs here.

00:06:02.000 Coral Springs.

00:06:02.000 Okay.

00:06:03.000 What do you do for work?

00:06:05.000 I work for the county.

00:06:08.000 Okay.

00:06:08.000 Of Miami-Dade, I'm guessing?

00:06:10.000 No, Manatee County.

00:06:11.000 So that's up north.

00:06:12.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:13.000 Yeah.

00:06:14.000 Manatee.

00:06:16.000 Manatee County.

00:06:16.000 Where's that?

00:06:17.000 That's in Bradenton.

00:06:19.000 I was going to say, that's Sarasota County.

00:06:20.000 No, Sarasota County is actually right before Manatee County.

00:06:24.000 So you're going up a little bit more.

00:06:26.000 Who lives there?

00:06:27.000 Wait, you drive all the way from Coral Springs up there?

00:06:29.000 No, I live over there.

00:06:31.000 I drove over here to visit.

00:06:33.000 Oh, okay.

00:06:33.000 But you're originally from Coral Springs?

00:06:35.000 Yes.

00:06:35.000 But you live up there now?

00:06:36.000 Yes.

00:06:37.000 Okay.

00:06:37.000 Are you guys friends?

00:06:39.000 No, actually, we're not.

00:06:41.000 Oh, wow.

00:06:41.000 Okay.

00:06:42.000 Why do you think you're friends?

00:06:43.000 I don't know.

00:06:43.000 You guys live all the way there.

00:06:44.000 Oh.

00:06:45.000 Pluto.

00:06:46.000 Goddamn.

00:06:46.000 Far as hell.

00:06:47.000 We switch places.

00:06:48.000 Okay.

00:06:49.000 So you work for Bradenton County.

00:06:50.000 Okay.

00:06:51.000 And then you...

00:06:52.000 What's your highest education level completed?

00:06:54.000 Associates.

00:06:55.000 Associates.

00:06:56.000 Okay.

00:06:57.000 And then relationship status?

00:06:59.000 Single.

00:07:00.000 Okay.

00:07:01.000 Are your parents still together?

00:07:04.000 No.

00:07:05.000 Okay.

00:07:05.000 And body count?

00:07:06.000 What the fuck?

00:07:07.000 Zero.

00:07:09.000 Okay.

00:07:09.000 Stop the cap!

00:07:10.000 Really?

00:07:10.000 Wait, what?

00:07:11.000 You capping.

00:07:12.000 You're a virgin?

00:07:13.000 Yes.

00:07:14.000 No way.

00:07:18.000 Chris, is that why you asked that question?

00:07:19.000 No, I have no idea, man.

00:07:21.000 Alright, we gotta do a lie detector on that one.

00:07:23.000 Okay.

00:07:25.000 Get it set up here in a second.

00:07:27.000 Okay, and then how about your parents?

00:07:29.000 You said they're divorced?

00:07:30.000 Yes.

00:07:30.000 How long have they been divorced for?

00:07:32.000 About...

00:07:33.000 Or how old were you when they divorced?

00:07:34.000 12.

00:07:34.000 I was 12.

00:07:35.000 12, 13.

00:07:36.000 Okay, so for about 10 years?

00:07:40.000 Because you're 23 now?

00:07:41.000 Yeah.

00:07:42.000 Alright, are you on birth control?

00:07:44.000 Well, yeah, actually I am.

00:07:46.000 Why?

00:07:47.000 But you're a virgin, right?

00:07:48.000 Yeah, but I'm still on birth control.

00:07:50.000 Interesting.

00:07:51.000 Okay.

00:07:52.000 I was going to ask that question last, but in the case, since you want to pop that.

00:07:55.000 I was curious.

00:07:55.000 She said she's a virgin, so I'm like, okay.

00:07:57.000 Okay.

00:07:57.000 All right.

00:07:58.000 Well, it's to regulate hormones.

00:07:59.000 It's not, like, just for...

00:08:01.000 To be fair, yeah.

00:08:02.000 All right.

00:08:03.000 What about you?

00:08:05.000 My name is Jelana.

00:08:06.000 Jelana, okay.

00:08:07.000 I'm 19.

00:08:07.000 Hey y'all!

00:08:08.000 Okay, where are you from?

00:08:09.000 Hey y'all!

00:08:10.000 I'm from Sarasota, Florida as well.

00:08:12.000 Oh shit, we got all the northern Florida chicks here.

00:08:14.000 There you go.

00:08:15.000 Okay, what do you do for it?

00:08:17.000 I'm a full-time student at FIU. Okay, cool.

00:08:21.000 Alright, did you guys know each other before going to FIU or did you guys meet at FIU? We've been known each other.

00:08:26.000 Okay, you guys went together, alright.

00:08:28.000 What are you majoring in?

00:08:30.000 Business management.

00:08:31.000 Okay.

00:08:33.000 And what's your relationship status?

00:08:36.000 I'm in a relationship.

00:08:39.000 She said that like, I'm in a relationship?

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:42.000 I'm confused.

00:08:43.000 Alright, how long have you been together?

00:08:46.000 Like, two months.

00:08:48.000 Wait, is it her friend's friend?

00:08:51.000 No.

00:08:52.000 No, definitely not.

00:08:53.000 You don't seem too sure of your relationship.

00:08:55.000 Okay.

00:08:56.000 Hold on, where does he live?

00:08:58.000 He lives in Boca.

00:08:59.000 He goes to FAU too.

00:09:00.000 Okay.

00:09:01.000 Does he know?

00:09:05.000 What was that, Chris?

00:09:06.000 Kind of complicated, okay?

00:09:07.000 It's kind of complicated.

00:09:08.000 So I'm about to ask him, would he claim you?

00:09:10.000 He would definitely.

00:09:11.000 Oh, there you go.

00:09:12.000 Nope!

00:09:13.000 On paper.

00:09:16.000 It tells you everything you need to know.

00:09:19.000 That's a fire-ass song, bro.

00:09:20.000 Okay, and then are your parents still together?

00:09:23.000 They're divorced.

00:09:25.000 Okay.

00:09:25.000 How old are you when they're divorced?

00:09:26.000 Seven.

00:09:28.000 Okay, so they've been divorced for about 12 years?

00:09:31.000 Yep.

00:09:31.000 All right.

00:09:32.000 All right, cool.

00:09:33.000 And then what about you?

00:09:34.000 My name's Bridget.

00:09:36.000 I do healthcare administration.

00:09:37.000 How old are you, Bridget?

00:09:39.000 26.

00:09:40.000 Okay.

00:09:40.000 Where are you originally from?

00:09:42.000 Here.

00:09:42.000 Miami?

00:09:43.000 No.

00:09:44.000 I'm from Ireland.

00:09:45.000 Came here when I was five.

00:09:46.000 Okay.

00:09:47.000 But you live in Miami.

00:09:49.000 You grew up in Miami.

00:09:50.000 No, like Palm Beach.

00:09:51.000 Okay.

00:09:52.000 Red flag, Palm Beach.

00:09:54.000 I like to say I split my time.

00:09:56.000 All my friends are down here and then work's up there.

00:09:59.000 And then you said you do something with healthcare.

00:10:01.000 What was it again?

00:10:01.000 Yeah, healthcare administration.

00:10:03.000 Okay.

00:10:05.000 You work like for a hospital or something?

00:10:06.000 Yeah.

00:10:07.000 Okay.

00:10:08.000 Highest education level completed?

00:10:10.000 Bachelors.

00:10:11.000 Okay, in?

00:10:13.000 Healthcare administration?

00:10:14.000 Yeah.

00:10:14.000 Alright.

00:10:15.000 And then also psychology and sociology.

00:10:17.000 Okay, where'd you get it from?

00:10:18.000 FAU. Okay, goddamn.

00:10:20.000 F-I-U or F-A-U? F-A-U. F-A-U. Yeah.

00:10:24.000 Damn, how many girls...

00:10:24.000 Are you all friends?

00:10:26.000 No.

00:10:27.000 We got...

00:10:27.000 How many girls here?

00:10:28.000 We're friends now.

00:10:29.000 Wait, because you guys said F-A-U, if I'm not mistaken.

00:10:32.000 Not F-I-U, right?

00:10:33.000 Not to be confused with F-I-U, so F-A-U. So you graduated four or five years ago?

00:10:42.000 Yeah.

00:10:43.000 And then, what's your relationship status?

00:10:45.000 Single.

00:10:47.000 And then, are your parents still together?

00:10:49.000 My mom's widowed.

00:10:51.000 I'm sorry.

00:10:54.000 I'm assuming that's your biological father, right?

00:10:56.000 Yeah.

00:10:57.000 Okay, so I guess we'll hit the chats first, or do you have anything that you guys want to say?

00:11:04.000 Chats first, and then we'll get to the game.

00:11:07.000 Let's play a game.

00:11:08.000 Also, not only that, but you said you're a virgin, right?

00:11:11.000 Yes.

00:11:13.000 Alright, then we'll see.

00:11:15.000 Hold on.

00:11:16.000 What age were you a virgin?

00:11:20.000 Since I was born?

00:11:21.000 Thank you.

00:11:22.000 That was a trick question.

00:11:23.000 I see what you did there.

00:11:24.000 I'm trying to catch her in a lie, man.

00:11:26.000 Okay, cool.

00:11:28.000 Is there a reason for it?

00:11:30.000 Personal reasons.

00:11:31.000 I grew up in Islam, but that's...

00:11:35.000 Wait a minute!

00:11:37.000 Are you a virgin?

00:11:40.000 I'm not a virgin because of anything but my personal relevance.

00:11:45.000 Where's your family from?

00:11:47.000 I'm Dominican, but my mom married a Jordanian, so he raised me my whole life.

00:11:57.000 Typically, when a girl is Muslim or from that religion, she'll say I'm a virgin, but just don't ask.

00:12:04.000 Thanks, Fresh, for that.

00:12:05.000 I'm just saying, bro.

00:12:06.000 Okay.

00:12:07.000 Typically.

00:12:08.000 Don't ask how I know.

00:12:09.000 So, I guess you adopted the Islamic religion.

00:12:12.000 Your mom adopted it, too.

00:12:14.000 Yes, she converted.

00:12:15.000 She converted, and then I guess he told you from a young age, like, hey, protect.

00:12:19.000 Well, it was before I was even born, so yes.

00:12:23.000 Oh, they were together before you were even born.

00:12:25.000 Correct.

00:12:25.000 Okay, so your mom left your biological father.

00:12:28.000 I mean, I guess they divorced.

00:12:29.000 Just like that situation, they technically had to divorce my mom and my biological father because things happened.

00:12:41.000 I wasn't able to see him and vice versa.

00:12:45.000 So I didn't know who my biological father was my whole life.

00:12:48.000 I knew who my stepdad was, which is my real dad.

00:12:50.000 That's my dad who raised me.

00:12:54.000 That's who I know.

00:12:55.000 Okay.

00:12:56.000 And then he kind of instilled in you from like a young age, like protect your virginity and stuff like that?

00:13:01.000 Correct.

00:13:01.000 Okay.

00:13:01.000 But it was more than that.

00:13:02.000 It was like, you know, it's like God's watching like God's always watching.

00:13:08.000 So question, why don't you have your hair covering done?

00:13:11.000 Just out of curiosity.

00:13:12.000 Well, that's just a personal choice.

00:13:14.000 Okay.

00:13:15.000 Two, that's like, you know, that's...

00:13:18.000 So follow one thing.

00:13:19.000 Hurrah!

00:13:24.000 Okay.

00:13:24.000 Listen, if you are a virgin, I'm happy for you.

00:13:27.000 I think that's great, but it's tough to believe.

00:13:29.000 Yeah, it's just tough to believe nowadays.

00:13:31.000 But no, if you are, that's fantastic.

00:13:33.000 But we will definitely check on the lie detector.

00:13:36.000 And guys, start getting it ready here.

00:13:39.000 Okay.

00:13:41.000 Let's see here.

00:13:42.000 Some chats here.

00:13:43.000 Okay, so I'll hit some of these chats.

00:13:44.000 Because I'm blind.

00:13:45.000 Fleming Heron.

00:13:47.000 Question for the ladies.

00:13:48.000 If you lost all your holes and breasts, tell us how you would get the man you wanted.

00:13:52.000 I think we all know the answer.

00:13:54.000 Well, please try your best.

00:13:55.000 All right.

00:13:58.000 We can start right here with Miss Ireland.

00:14:00.000 If you lost all your holes and your boobs, how would you keep the man that you wanted?

00:14:06.000 I mean, just providing nourishment and such.

00:14:09.000 I've been in relationships where sex wasn't the biggest thing.

00:14:13.000 I've been in relationships where we didn't even have sex.

00:14:16.000 Really?

00:14:16.000 Yeah.

00:14:17.000 He was cheating.

00:14:20.000 So you said provide nourishment?

00:14:22.000 So you cook for him and stuff?

00:14:23.000 Cook for him, provide for him, be an ear to lean on, etc.

00:14:29.000 A lot of people don't get praise, so words of kindness, things like that.

00:14:34.000 Alright.

00:14:35.000 Just be a friend, too.

00:14:36.000 She was a support character.

00:14:39.000 Alright.

00:14:39.000 What about you?

00:14:40.000 I couldn't level up.

00:14:42.000 What'd you do, miss?

00:14:44.000 I would say, personally, I would just be myself and play hard to get.

00:14:50.000 Period.

00:14:51.000 I mean, either way, they're gonna come to me, especially if I do that thing with my eyes, where I just stare into your eyes.

00:14:59.000 I'm gonna get the person I want.

00:15:01.000 Let me see it.

00:15:02.000 Real quick, let me see it.

00:15:03.000 Do it to me.

00:15:11.000 Yeah.

00:15:11.000 So if you be yourself and play hard to get, this is assuming that you guys are, it's about keeping him though, so you already have him.

00:15:20.000 Keeping him?

00:15:21.000 Yeah, how would you keep him long term?

00:15:23.000 I would definitely say by being there for him romantically, physically, emotionally.

00:15:31.000 Describe that.

00:15:31.000 How would you, like, give us details.

00:15:33.000 How would you actually be there for him?

00:15:34.000 No breasts.

00:15:35.000 Like, for instance, be there at his practices, if he's going through something with family, be at family events.

00:15:42.000 At his practices?

00:15:43.000 Practices, football practices, things like that.

00:15:45.000 Let's assume he's not an athlete.

00:15:47.000 Well, then you're not my type.

00:15:49.000 Oh, he's got to be an athlete.

00:15:50.000 Yeah.

00:15:51.000 Oh, is your current guy an athlete?

00:15:53.000 Yep.

00:15:53.000 You know what?

00:15:54.000 Take away your holes right now.

00:15:55.000 How would you please him?

00:15:56.000 Yeah, how would you keep him around?

00:15:58.000 I don't like having holes.

00:16:00.000 No, holes.

00:16:00.000 There's no way.

00:16:01.000 Holes?

00:16:02.000 Holes.

00:16:02.000 Your vagina.

00:16:04.000 It's gone.

00:16:04.000 You can't smash them and you don't got no boobs.

00:16:06.000 How would you keep them around?

00:16:08.000 Love, love, love.

00:16:09.000 Ugh.

00:16:10.000 Just by being myself.

00:16:12.000 Like, being there for him and talking to him.

00:16:14.000 What does that even mean, being yourself?

00:16:16.000 Like, being myself, like, going out places and matching energies.

00:16:21.000 It's not all about sex.

00:16:22.000 He doesn't need to fuck me to have me.

00:16:25.000 What?!

00:16:25.000 Take away sex.

00:16:26.000 Is he gonna stay with you now?

00:16:28.000 Yes!

00:16:28.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:16:29.000 Why?

00:16:29.000 We gotta ask him that question.

00:16:31.000 Yeah, we actually do gotta ask him that question.

00:16:33.000 You should call him real quick.

00:16:37.000 Yeah.

00:16:38.000 I wasn't kidding.

00:16:40.000 So be yourself and go out and do things.

00:16:43.000 All right.

00:16:44.000 Match energies.

00:16:45.000 Match energies.

00:16:46.000 Okay, let me write that down.

00:16:47.000 I forgot that one.

00:16:47.000 Match energies.

00:16:48.000 That's a good one.

00:16:49.000 All right.

00:16:49.000 What about you?

00:16:52.000 You've had a boyfriend?

00:16:53.000 If I didn't have any holes...

00:16:55.000 Man, and I'm supposed to fulfill him?

00:17:01.000 Yeah.

00:17:02.000 How?

00:17:03.000 No, but question though.

00:17:04.000 Okay.

00:17:05.000 You ever had a boyfriend?

00:17:06.000 No, I mean, not necessarily, no.

00:17:09.000 You ever been on like a date?

00:17:14.000 Nope.

00:17:14.000 I've been on dates.

00:17:16.000 Did it go anywhere?

00:17:17.000 Any flings?

00:17:18.000 Well, clearly not.

00:17:20.000 Well, no, I mean, it's just, yeah.

00:17:24.000 I mean, there's just trial and error, so that's all.

00:17:31.000 You're not saying much.

00:17:33.000 Trial and error.

00:17:34.000 You go on dates, you figure out who it is that you're looking for, what you're looking at, things like that.

00:17:41.000 Do you tell them you're a virgin?

00:17:42.000 That's just not something that I bring up.

00:17:45.000 Okay.

00:17:45.000 Have they found out during the course of a date?

00:17:48.000 Yeah.

00:17:49.000 What's their reception to it, typically?

00:17:52.000 Positive?

00:17:53.000 Negative?

00:17:54.000 Well, not necessarily negative.

00:17:56.000 It's just really just like a surprise factor.

00:18:00.000 And I don't know, whatever their perspective, prerogative is, or however they perceive me or believe whatever it is to be, then that's them.

00:18:11.000 In terms of how I fulfill a man, though, going back to that, I just don't know how I would be able to do that.

00:18:21.000 I think at the end of the day, he's still with me.

00:18:26.000 How else?

00:18:28.000 I'm there.

00:18:29.000 I'm the woman of his dreams.

00:18:31.000 So have guys ever got with you, or I want to say dated you and then left because you're a virgin?

00:18:38.000 No, that's never happened.

00:18:40.000 So I don't think that's ever really been a problem.

00:18:44.000 Okay.

00:18:45.000 Well, I wish you the best on your journey.

00:18:46.000 But in terms of my position and where I want to go with things, it does kind of maybe end sooner than expected.

00:18:57.000 Okay, that's fair.

00:18:58.000 What about you?

00:18:59.000 Yeah, no holes, no breasts.

00:19:01.000 What do you do?

00:19:01.000 I mean, like she said, be nourishing, cook, clean, be your shoulder to lean on.

00:19:07.000 Just be there emotionally, financially, too.

00:19:12.000 I like to spoil my man.

00:19:14.000 And, I mean, I still have hands.

00:19:16.000 So, I feel like you gotta please your man some way.

00:19:20.000 Like, a mouth is a hole, so I don't have that.

00:19:22.000 But, like, I gotta do something or he's just gonna cheat on me.

00:19:26.000 But she did say use your hands, so, I mean, that is kind of like a way out.

00:19:30.000 That's pretty smart.

00:19:31.000 Okay.

00:19:31.000 What about you?

00:19:33.000 I agree with everyone.

00:19:35.000 I guess I'm 28, so I'm already, like, at the point in my life that I'm gonna be their best friend, I'm gonna be their life partner.

00:19:41.000 I'll be whatever they want me to be.

00:19:44.000 If it's going to be down the road that we're not going to have any divorces, we're Gucci, we're Wednesday, we're Ying Yang, everything.

00:19:53.000 So you're going to be their best friend with no benefits?

00:19:57.000 Whatever they want me to do.

00:19:59.000 You can't do much.

00:20:01.000 Be creative.

00:20:03.000 Use your hands too?

00:20:05.000 I guess if it's going to make it work.

00:20:08.000 Okay.

00:20:08.000 Whatever it takes.

00:20:10.000 Not one of them said bring another girl in.

00:20:11.000 Yes.

00:20:12.000 What the hell, man?

00:20:13.000 It was just close with hands, though.

00:20:15.000 What the hell, man?

00:20:15.000 Just kind of close with hands, but...

00:20:16.000 All right.

00:20:16.000 Okay, fantastic.

00:20:17.000 Wow.

00:20:18.000 All right.

00:20:19.000 Just, you guys, none of you better lose your vaginas.

00:20:21.000 Goddamn.

00:20:22.000 Yo!

00:20:23.000 Okay.

00:20:24.000 Y'all will be screwed.

00:20:26.000 We got here, customer service goes, props to FNF for living the message they preach that money and status are always more important than looks.

00:20:33.000 These guys have all the three or fours and they look like a couple Muppets from Fraggle Rock.

00:20:38.000 Google Fraggle Rock if you don't know what I mean.

00:20:40.000 That's a bad kind of way of saying that, Wugly.

00:20:40.000 Thanks, man.

00:20:42.000 Okay.

00:20:43.000 Someone in the chat said, Moe's so fat, his blood gives vampire diabetes.

00:20:46.000 L-M-F-A-L. Marshall, let Moe use a treadmill desk.

00:20:51.000 Alright.

00:20:52.000 Moe looks like Cleveland Brown Jr.

00:20:53.000 Google it.

00:20:54.000 Okay.

00:20:55.000 Alien Power goes again.

00:20:56.000 Moe looks like Cleveland Brown Jr.

00:20:57.000 Moe's blood gives vampire diabetes.

00:20:59.000 Chris's forehead looks like Gerald from Hey Arnold.

00:21:03.000 Goddamn, bro.

00:21:04.000 I told Chris's head is big, bro.

00:21:05.000 I told him.

00:21:06.000 He does have a big head, man.

00:21:07.000 Matter of fact, every time we do the ski mask segment, he rips the ski mask.

00:21:11.000 I'm not kidding around.

00:21:12.000 The nose part, it ripped off because his head's so goddamn big.

00:21:16.000 I don't know anybody.

00:21:18.000 You know, they buy a hat, right?

00:21:19.000 You know the strings at the back?

00:21:20.000 Yeah.

00:21:21.000 He has the last...

00:21:22.000 Yeah, he's on the last fucking thing.

00:21:25.000 That thing's hanging on for dear life.

00:21:26.000 Yo!

00:21:27.000 What else do we got here?

00:21:28.000 Chewbacca head.

00:21:29.000 Okay.

00:21:30.000 Look here, big homie.

00:21:31.000 I am done seeing fresh balls surpass our body count.

00:21:35.000 What the fuck?

00:21:35.000 Time to show these 304s your fed riz.

00:21:37.000 Pop out that Sudanese Glock.

00:21:39.000 Woo!

00:21:39.000 All right, Myron's balls.

00:21:41.000 Nah, man, you guys are crazy, bro.

00:21:43.000 All right, I'm Rick James, bitch, goes, the reason people don't think Myron is black is because he's next to someone that has the standards so high in darkness.

00:21:51.000 First, you're on black is how I go alive.

00:21:52.000 I am definitely back.

00:21:55.000 Chris, some of the hoes you recruit are so retarded that it makes my brain hurt and feel like I got cancer again.

00:22:00.000 F the haters and F cancer.

00:22:03.000 Fresh blends in with his fit.

00:22:04.000 It's fire, though.

00:22:05.000 By the way, she's 28 looking 82.

00:22:07.000 What the fuck?

00:22:07.000 I'm three years younger than you.

00:22:09.000 Lay off the meth, girl.

00:22:10.000 God damn.

00:22:10.000 Anything you want to say back to him?

00:22:12.000 I don't do drugs.

00:22:14.000 All right.

00:22:14.000 She doesn't do drugs, guys.

00:22:16.000 Roast him.

00:22:17.000 You have anything you want to say back to him?

00:22:21.000 Then if that is the case, then maybe you should lay off the drugs.

00:22:35.000 I know you are, but what am I? Okay.

00:22:37.000 You are.

00:22:38.000 Pim Rogers.

00:22:39.000 Ladies, if you were to get pregnant and your man wanted a DNA test before claiming the child, would you object and why?

00:22:44.000 Wow.

00:22:45.000 That's pretty good.

00:22:45.000 We can start right here.

00:22:47.000 If you were to get pregnant and your man said, yo, I want a DNA test, would you say yes or no and why?

00:22:55.000 I mean, we can go to the appointment together to prove the point, because I'm that kind of competitive Cuban, and I'll say, hey, I know who I was with the first time around.

00:23:05.000 So you'll say yes, and you'll be okay with it?

00:23:07.000 Yeah.

00:23:08.000 You wouldn't be offended or anything?

00:23:09.000 No.

00:23:10.000 All right.

00:23:10.000 Because I'll be the one that's competitive as fuck, and I'll make a point as true.

00:23:15.000 Are you going to throw it in his face if the kid ends up being his, and you're going to be like, you fucking ass?

00:23:18.000 Hell yeah.

00:23:19.000 I told you, motherfucker!

00:23:20.000 Hell yeah.

00:23:21.000 Okay.

00:23:22.000 What about you?

00:23:23.000 Yeah, I would let him get a DNA test.

00:23:25.000 I don't see why not.

00:23:26.000 Would you go crazy once it says it's you and say, you fucking dick, you didn't believe me?

00:23:29.000 Yeah.

00:23:30.000 You would talk hella shit after?

00:23:31.000 Hell yeah.

00:23:32.000 So you would go, but to talk shit?

00:23:35.000 Yeah.

00:23:36.000 Alright, what if you knew the kid wasn't his, though?

00:23:37.000 You weren't sure?

00:23:38.000 That wouldn't happen.

00:23:40.000 That wouldn't happen?

00:23:40.000 No.

00:23:40.000 That's good.

00:23:41.000 No, it's not.

00:23:42.000 This is real.

00:23:43.000 I stand on business.

00:23:45.000 I stand on business.

00:23:47.000 Okay.

00:23:47.000 I stand on business.

00:23:49.000 I guess so.

00:23:52.000 This just became the Section 8 podcast.

00:23:55.000 Goddamn.

00:23:57.000 Yeah, but I stand on business.

00:24:01.000 Fantastic.

00:24:02.000 What about you?

00:24:03.000 Yes.

00:24:04.000 You would do it?

00:24:04.000 I would do the DNA test.

00:24:06.000 Would you rub it in the space too?

00:24:07.000 Yes, I would.

00:24:08.000 Okay, so yes, but rub it in.

00:24:10.000 Yep.

00:24:10.000 Okay.

00:24:12.000 What about you?

00:24:13.000 I say yes, I would.

00:24:14.000 I would rub it in and then I would leave him.

00:24:17.000 Because there's no way you're going to be fucking me and you're questioning what I'm doing.

00:24:22.000 And then you'll be a single mom.

00:24:24.000 A single mom popping.

00:24:25.000 Prove your stereotype.

00:24:27.000 Yep.

00:24:29.000 Wait, wait.

00:24:31.000 So you're telling me you leave the child's father.

00:24:34.000 I would leave.

00:24:35.000 Go by yourself.

00:24:36.000 You struggle.

00:24:38.000 Never struggle.

00:24:39.000 Put him on child support.

00:24:40.000 Child support, for sure.

00:24:42.000 What if he's broke?

00:24:43.000 I don't give a damn.

00:24:43.000 Then he goes to jail.

00:24:44.000 There's no way you're questioning someone that you're fucking.

00:24:47.000 Nigga.

00:24:48.000 I mean, you questioned having a boyfriend a second ago, so...

00:24:51.000 Wouldn't it be fair to have no question...

00:24:52.000 That would be if you have to.

00:24:54.000 Wouldn't it be fair to have no question if the kid is his, if you can't even be certain that he's the boyfriend?

00:24:58.000 No.

00:24:59.000 I just, I feel like if I'm pregnant and I tell that person that I'm pregnant and they're second-guessing it, then there's no point in me being with that person.

00:25:06.000 So you're telling me...

00:25:07.000 After I proved the point.

00:25:08.000 You never dated two guys at one time?

00:25:09.000 Hell no.

00:25:11.000 What the hell?

00:25:12.000 Okay.

00:25:13.000 So you never were smashing more than one guy at the same time?

00:25:16.000 No!

00:25:17.000 Not one time in your life?

00:25:18.000 There's things in this world.

00:25:20.000 Herpes, HIVs, STDs.

00:25:22.000 Well, you want your secret?

00:25:24.000 Hell no.

00:25:24.000 You're a...

00:25:26.000 My athlete boyfriend might be doing that.

00:25:28.000 Yeah, but no.

00:25:29.000 How do you know?

00:25:30.000 I know it's very stereotype.

00:25:31.000 They're high school.

00:25:32.000 They're college football players and stuff, but no.

00:25:35.000 Hold on.

00:25:36.000 Mine, I keep on lockdown.

00:25:37.000 Hold on.

00:25:37.000 Where's he at right now?

00:25:38.000 At my house.

00:25:40.000 How do you know?

00:25:40.000 Right in my shit.

00:25:42.000 How do you know?

00:25:42.000 I FaceTimed him.

00:25:43.000 I got his location.

00:25:44.000 We talk all the time.

00:25:45.000 He's probably blowing me up.

00:25:46.000 You don't have your phone right now?

00:25:47.000 I know he is.

00:25:50.000 Damn, he has sent, bro, just from the way that she's talking about him.

00:25:52.000 He's a bitch, god damn.

00:25:54.000 What the hell?

00:25:56.000 She got him on lock.

00:25:57.000 He's serving her.

00:25:57.000 Yeah, talking crazy.

00:25:59.000 Okay.

00:25:59.000 He's a water boy, man.

00:26:01.000 You say he's a water boy?

00:26:02.000 He's a water boy, man.

00:26:13.000 Is he a lineman?

00:26:16.000 I really don't know what position.

00:26:20.000 You don't know what position he plays?

00:26:21.000 No.

00:26:22.000 I'm not into football that much.

00:26:24.000 You're just into like jocks?

00:26:26.000 Really?

00:26:27.000 What position did they put her in?

00:26:31.000 Okay.

00:26:31.000 All right.

00:26:32.000 He's probably a lineman.

00:26:33.000 I was going to say, he's probably a lineman.

00:26:34.000 Line him up!

00:26:35.000 He'd be fat as hell.

00:26:37.000 Before he'd be talking crazy like this, god damn, bro.

00:26:40.000 All right.

00:26:41.000 What about you?

00:26:43.000 I'd do it, but if they're questioning it, then I'd make them do a polygraph test and be like, why are you questioning it?

00:26:49.000 I feel like the only reason why you'd be questioning it is if you're doing something yourself.

00:26:52.000 Ooh, fat.

00:26:53.000 Or you're not confident.

00:26:54.000 Guilty conscience.

00:26:55.000 Agreed.

00:26:56.000 I mean, I don't know, man.

00:26:57.000 Tell him, girl.

00:26:58.000 So, like, we can both do it.

00:26:59.000 Bastard you.

00:27:00.000 But wouldn't it be fair to say that it's because he can't prove that the kid is his, but you can definitely prove that the kid is yours?

00:27:05.000 Okay, but why is he worried?

00:27:06.000 Men can't ensure paternity.

00:27:08.000 Okay, so we'll do that, and then once it's proved that it's his...

00:27:11.000 Then you shut up.

00:27:12.000 Okay.

00:27:13.000 And then what are you going to ask him on the polygraph?

00:27:15.000 See what he's up to.

00:27:16.000 What are you going to ask specifically?

00:27:18.000 If he's talking to other people, cheating on other people.

00:27:21.000 If it's his sperm?

00:27:22.000 So you're gonna ask, so you're gonna polygraph him and ask him if he's cheating?

00:27:25.000 Yeah, because I feel like why would you think something's up unless you're doing something or you don't feel confident in the relationship?

00:27:33.000 Okay.

00:27:34.000 No, because niggas don't want to pay for a child that's not theirs.

00:27:37.000 So if I'm like thinking, okay, you know what?

00:27:37.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:39.000 Like, let me make sure if I'm paying for something and it's not yours, then what the fuck?

00:27:44.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:46.000 But she's saying, Chris, you should know that's yours.

00:27:48.000 Because I'm going to fucking you.

00:27:48.000 Yeah.

00:27:50.000 Okay, that's what she's saying.

00:27:51.000 No, no.

00:27:52.000 Respond to it, nigga.

00:27:54.000 No.

00:27:56.000 But you're on the podcast, so I don't know what you're doing afterwards.

00:28:01.000 So if you was dating, you know, smashing, whatever, and all of a sudden you got pregnant, come on, man.

00:28:07.000 You would not be out on the podcast on Fresh and Fit out here, you know.

00:28:12.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:13.000 Yeah.

00:28:15.000 Bro, you are not my woman, man.

00:28:16.000 Shut up, man.

00:28:17.000 Fuck you for the streets, Chris.

00:28:18.000 To be fair, I had even no idea what I was getting into.

00:28:21.000 That's fine.

00:28:22.000 I'm just saying, man.

00:28:22.000 It's fine.

00:28:24.000 This is like...

00:28:26.000 Alright.

00:28:27.000 Fantastic.

00:28:28.000 That was an interesting dynamic there.

00:28:30.000 Chris, you want to pull up a chair and sit at the table, nigga?

00:28:30.000 That was hilarious.

00:28:32.000 Like, God damn.

00:28:33.000 No, no, no, it's fine, man.

00:28:34.000 What the fuck, Chris?

00:28:35.000 Let's find out.

00:28:36.000 That was good, Chris.

00:28:37.000 I'll talk shit back here, man.

00:28:38.000 No, I'm sober as fuck, man.

00:28:39.000 Yeah, you are?

00:28:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:41.000 I mean, for this panel, it makes sense.

00:28:42.000 Sponsored by Grilla Mine Rush.

00:28:45.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:45.000 All right.

00:28:46.000 Shout out to our guy's Grilla Mine.

00:28:47.000 There you go.

00:28:48.000 Nigga fucked up with the camera angle.

00:28:49.000 Chris and Brian herself.

00:28:52.000 Oh, man.

00:28:56.000 Yo, man.

00:28:57.000 Yo.

00:28:59.000 Yo.

00:29:03.000 Isn't his head pretty big?

00:29:05.000 Yo.

00:29:06.000 They're like, yo, we don't know what Chris said, bro.

00:29:10.000 Yeah, man.

00:29:11.000 Yo, use code, a fresh discount code, man.

00:29:13.000 Yeah, a fresh discount code, man.

00:29:14.000 Shout out to our niggas over at Gorilla Mine, man.

00:29:16.000 Oh, man.

00:29:16.000 Oh, speaking of Gorilla Mine, we got a stream for you guys on Friday after the show.

00:29:19.000 We're going to do top 10 Red Pill songs for you guys, and that's going to be with Squad, as usual.

00:29:24.000 There you go.

00:29:27.000 All right, cool.

00:29:28.000 All right, what do we got?

00:29:29.000 W Gorilla Mind, bro.

00:29:31.000 Okay.

00:29:31.000 Are we going to spin the wheel or what?

00:29:34.000 Yes, we are.

00:29:34.000 Guys, we got to spin the wheel here, as y'all can see.

00:29:36.000 We're bringing it back.

00:29:37.000 Okay, to switch it up.

00:29:38.000 Let's do a couple more of these and then we'll do a spin the wheel.

00:29:40.000 A couple more and then spin the wheel?

00:29:40.000 Yeah.

00:29:41.000 All right, cool.

00:29:43.000 Fresh's Shermuta.

00:29:44.000 Wait, didn't we read that one?

00:29:45.000 No?

00:29:45.000 No, we didn't read that one.

00:29:46.000 Oh.

00:29:47.000 Okay, it goes, Honest ratings for these Twinkies and the fat so Moe.

00:29:51.000 Goddamn, Moe.

00:29:53.000 Okay, starting from Freshie Boy, Miss Asthma, 2, Howie, 1, Vaseline, 5, Jolanda Rhodes, 304, The Wicked Witch, negative 0.4, or no, 0.4.

00:30:08.000 Yo, Moe, are you in the fitness protection program?

00:30:10.000 Because your pumpkin ass ain't losing weight.

00:30:14.000 What the fuck?

00:30:15.000 Okay.

00:30:16.000 Well, I guess any of you guys want to respond back to those ratings?

00:30:19.000 He basically gave you a.4.

00:30:23.000 He gave you...

00:30:25.000 You need Vaseline.

00:30:26.000 Oh, shit.

00:30:28.000 I know you are going to mine.

00:30:30.000 Oh, shit.

00:30:32.000 Alright, what's the next one?

00:30:33.000 Freshest Sharmuto goes...

00:30:34.000 Oh, no, we got that one.

00:30:35.000 That ashy-ass rating.

00:30:37.000 Oh, shit.

00:30:38.000 Tell him.

00:30:39.000 Tell him, girl.

00:30:40.000 Anything else you want to say?

00:30:42.000 Nah, I'm okay.

00:30:43.000 Man, fuck you, nigga.

00:30:47.000 Former nice guy goes, uh, ladies, be honest, you can.

00:30:49.000 Do you ever lie or exaggerate things to save your face?

00:30:53.000 Yep.

00:30:54.000 Save your friends' feelings.

00:30:56.000 Save your friends' feelings.

00:30:57.000 Okay, we'll start with, uh, we can go with Miss Ireland here.

00:31:02.000 Um, have you ever lied to tell your friends something and you don't want to tell them the truth, maybe save their feelings?

00:31:06.000 Like, hey, you look right in that dress or something.

00:31:08.000 Which is kind of big.

00:31:09.000 I wouldn't say exaggerate, but I'll definitely withhold something.

00:31:13.000 Can you give us the last example of when you did that?

00:31:15.000 No.

00:31:16.000 Because she's probably watching.

00:31:18.000 Damn!

00:31:19.000 Just tell her.

00:31:20.000 She needs to know.

00:31:23.000 Come on, nobody knows who she is.

00:31:25.000 Just say it.

00:31:28.000 No, there was a situation where my homegirl was coming to me with her relationship issues or whatever and how she is very open in her relationship.

00:31:37.000 Open like they can see other people?

00:31:40.000 They'll have fun with other people and they'll do whatever, whatever.

00:31:45.000 Open on both ends?

00:31:48.000 Well, as long as she's there.

00:31:49.000 She can see other people and he can see other people?

00:31:51.000 They'll like tag team or whatever.

00:31:54.000 Other girls or other guys?

00:31:55.000 Girls.

00:31:56.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:57.000 So she likes girls too?

00:32:01.000 Yeah, but she was saying something about how she was connecting with a certain girl and et cetera, et cetera.

00:32:07.000 And I was just like, okay, that's nice.

00:32:08.000 I don't know.

00:32:09.000 I just let her do her thing.

00:32:10.000 I don't really say anything.

00:32:12.000 Personally, I could never do it, but to each other.

00:32:17.000 That's not even bad.

00:32:18.000 Okay.

00:32:19.000 I just, I don't know.

00:32:20.000 She says it a lot.

00:32:21.000 It's in the face a lot.

00:32:24.000 Okay, so like, you listen to it, but you're like, bitch, I don't care.

00:32:27.000 Yeah.

00:32:28.000 Alright, there we go.

00:32:29.000 So she couldn't even be saying this now!

00:32:31.000 You're not trying to call your friend a host.

00:32:33.000 Okay.

00:32:33.000 It is basically.

00:32:35.000 Alright, what about you?

00:32:35.000 Okay.

00:32:37.000 Um...

00:32:41.000 Sometimes I could lie, just not to hurt my friend's feelings.

00:32:45.000 Sometimes?

00:32:46.000 Sometimes I try not to be, because I'm told that I'm bold and I just say what comes to my head.

00:32:52.000 But I will try to say it a different way, but usually it just is what it is.

00:32:59.000 Okay, can you give us an example of a time you lied to your friend?

00:33:01.000 Yeah, like her.

00:33:02.000 Tell us about her.

00:33:04.000 Yeah.

00:33:04.000 Oh, I'll tell her.

00:33:05.000 Okay, I'll tell you a time.

00:33:07.000 So we, like, club a lot in Fort Lauderdale.

00:33:09.000 Oh, you don't say that.

00:33:09.000 We know.

00:33:10.000 And she's more the friend that's, like, she'll be, like, twerking and just, like, on pulls and getting into VIP, and I'm the friend that...

00:33:22.000 I'm kind of like laid back and I'll have a drink.

00:33:25.000 That is a motherfucking lie.

00:33:27.000 That is a fucking lie.

00:33:28.000 Tell us the teeth.

00:33:29.000 All the teeth.

00:33:30.000 Give it to us.

00:33:30.000 All the teeth.

00:33:31.000 You're not finna call me out like that, girl.

00:33:32.000 You can do the same shit.

00:33:36.000 No, I've gotten better.

00:33:37.000 Okay.

00:33:38.000 I've gotten a little bit wild.

00:33:39.000 But sometimes I will be like, okay, I don't feel comfortable, or I just think we should chill.

00:33:45.000 And that's times where I'm like, nice.

00:33:47.000 Not, mm, feisty.

00:33:48.000 That's some bullshit.

00:33:50.000 I mean, I'm wild now.

00:33:52.000 I'm wild now.

00:33:53.000 She has a guy.

00:33:53.000 Wait, no.

00:33:54.000 No!

00:33:55.000 No!

00:33:56.000 Waiting for her.

00:33:57.000 Waiting for you.

00:33:58.000 On a leash.

00:33:59.000 He comes out with me.

00:34:01.000 All the time?

00:34:02.000 Most of the time.

00:34:04.000 Tell us the truth after this, okay?

00:34:06.000 She can't wait.

00:34:11.000 To lie or exaggerate things that...

00:34:15.000 Yeah, when's the last time you lied to your friend maybe to conserve her feelings or something?

00:34:20.000 Man, I honestly can't remember.

00:34:23.000 I'll tell them.

00:34:25.000 I'll be like, hey look, you need to change this or you gotta do this.

00:34:28.000 Yeah, you're about your money.

00:34:29.000 I say how I feel, to be honest.

00:34:32.000 Do you still have your friends when you're honest like that with them?

00:34:33.000 Or did some of them leave you for you being honest?

00:34:35.000 No, I've ruined some friendships.

00:34:37.000 I've ruined some relationships.

00:34:38.000 What's the last thing you said that ruined a friendship that you can remember?

00:34:41.000 I'm very confrontational.

00:34:43.000 I say how I feel.

00:34:44.000 I say what's on my mind.

00:34:46.000 What'd you say?

00:34:46.000 I went to the club, and I got left at the club, and I walked in, and I'm like, so you just decide to go ahead and leave me?

00:34:54.000 And she was like, oh, I didn't think it was that big of a deal.

00:34:56.000 Why'd they leave you?

00:34:57.000 Ship on a man?

00:34:59.000 Yeah, and it's like, the worst part is, though, I don't care.

00:35:01.000 Wait, she left you with a chauffeur stranger?

00:35:03.000 Yeah.

00:35:04.000 She a whole dude.

00:35:04.000 Oh, hell no.

00:35:05.000 She didn't give a fuck.

00:35:06.000 She left me for a guy that she knows.

00:35:09.000 Regardless, if you go out with a person, you're going out with them.

00:35:14.000 You don't leave them.

00:35:15.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:16.000 Oh, it's just you and her.

00:35:17.000 Exactly.

00:35:18.000 So if you're going somewhere together, you leave together.

00:35:22.000 Where'd y'all go?

00:35:23.000 We went to live.

00:35:25.000 She's like, bye, Virgin.

00:35:26.000 I'm out.

00:35:27.000 For the audience.

00:35:28.000 For the audience so they understand, that's like a higher end club.

00:35:31.000 Wait, hold on.

00:35:32.000 What night did y'all go there?

00:35:33.000 Because like, going back to Groco...

00:35:34.000 What night y'all went there?

00:35:35.000 Was it on a Sunday?

00:35:36.000 No, it was on a Friday.

00:35:40.000 No, it was on a Thursday night.

00:35:40.000 I lied.

00:35:42.000 I lied.

00:35:43.000 It was on a Thursday night.

00:35:44.000 Thursday is reggaeton night, so Spanish music.

00:35:47.000 You're Dominican, so...

00:35:47.000 Spanish music?

00:35:48.000 I'm Dominican.

00:35:49.000 Okay, so she left you for a guy that she ran into at the club that she knew.

00:35:54.000 Yeah.

00:35:54.000 Okay.

00:35:55.000 What's his name, Juan?

00:35:57.000 Yes, we can say that.

00:35:58.000 Okay, and for the audience, just to understand, Liv's a higher-end club.

00:36:01.000 You just don't want to go there on Sunday nights because it's Naked Time on Sunday nights.

00:36:03.000 It is, definitely.

00:36:04.000 What is that, Naked Time?

00:36:06.000 You don't want to know.

00:36:07.000 You don't want to know.

00:36:08.000 Wait, are you black?

00:36:09.000 Dominicans, technically, are Afro-Americans.

00:36:11.000 I'm Afro-American, yeah.

00:36:11.000 Well, yeah, yeah.

00:36:13.000 Okay, so...

00:36:14.000 That's pretty funny when you say that.

00:36:15.000 What is Naked Time?

00:36:17.000 Let's find out.

00:36:20.000 Okay, so she left you, and then what'd you do?

00:36:22.000 How'd you confront her?

00:36:22.000 Take us through.

00:36:24.000 You kicked that door in, and then what?

00:36:25.000 Yeah, and I confronted the situation, and I'm like, you can't leave somebody at the club.

00:36:30.000 Did you go to her house?

00:36:31.000 Yes.

00:36:32.000 What'd she say?

00:36:33.000 Because I'm also visiting here on vacation, mind you.

00:36:37.000 And if someone goes and leaves you, like...

00:36:41.000 Did y'all get an Airbnb together or something?

00:36:42.000 No, she has a place.

00:36:44.000 Okay, she lives here.

00:36:45.000 Yes.

00:36:45.000 So you went to her house.

00:36:46.000 Exactly.

00:36:47.000 And then, was the guy there?

00:36:48.000 Yes.

00:36:48.000 Oh, shit.

00:36:49.000 Did they just, like, finish smashing?

00:36:50.000 I have no idea.

00:36:51.000 Yeah, they did.

00:36:52.000 But either way, it's, like, I don't know that situation.

00:36:54.000 What did you say?

00:36:54.000 Okay.

00:36:55.000 I was feeling like...

00:36:57.000 Huh?

00:36:57.000 What the fuck?

00:36:58.000 No.

00:36:59.000 No, I was just feeling like the whole situation was a little bit personal in terms of like, leaving me.

00:37:05.000 Yeah, what'd you say to her when you walked in there?

00:37:06.000 You're not supposed to leave anybody.

00:37:07.000 I said, so, I didn't curse, and I was very smooth with it.

00:37:11.000 I'm like, so, you think it's right that you just leave somebody at the club?

00:37:14.000 Like, do you think it's like, you don't do that?

00:37:16.000 And she was like, oh, it's fine.

00:37:17.000 Like, you're like a grown girl, whatever.

00:37:19.000 Like, you have your car and everything.

00:37:21.000 Like, you can do whatever.

00:37:22.000 Oh, y'all drove separately?

00:37:23.000 Yeah.

00:37:24.000 She Ubered.

00:37:25.000 You should have said you cup dumpster.

00:37:25.000 I drove.

00:37:26.000 How dare you?

00:37:29.000 So she basically didn't take accountability for it.

00:37:29.000 Okay.

00:37:32.000 And then what'd you say?

00:37:34.000 That's it.

00:37:35.000 I let it go.

00:37:36.000 Did you leave that night or did you just stay?

00:37:38.000 No, I stayed.

00:37:38.000 You stayed.

00:37:39.000 And then y'all are still friends now?

00:37:39.000 Okay.

00:37:41.000 No.

00:37:42.000 Okay.

00:37:42.000 Not really.

00:37:43.000 You stop fucking with her.

00:37:44.000 She'll be like, bye, ho.

00:37:45.000 Fantastic.

00:37:46.000 All right.

00:37:46.000 What about you?

00:37:47.000 Now I know you've got something to say.

00:37:48.000 Tell her the truth.

00:37:49.000 About the Jelan thing.

00:37:51.000 First of all, she be on the same shit I be on.

00:37:55.000 Oh, that is a total lie.

00:37:59.000 You be shaking ass.

00:38:00.000 I don't even have ass to shake.

00:38:03.000 Oh, shit.

00:38:04.000 We don't be shaking ass on niggas and stuff, but you be shaking your ass to me.

00:38:08.000 We be getting in sections and shit.

00:38:10.000 I mean, you get us into the sections, but yeah.

00:38:13.000 You're welcome.

00:38:17.000 Did you admit you're a bigger hoe than she is?

00:38:21.000 No, I'm not a hoe.

00:38:23.000 I don't be sucking them niggas dicks.

00:38:26.000 I don't be dancing on them.

00:38:27.000 I get my liquor and I leave.

00:38:28.000 If you dumb enough to let me in your section, I ain't got to do shit for it, then you know you're about to get played.

00:38:33.000 Oh, shit.

00:38:34.000 She knows.

00:38:35.000 Okay.

00:38:36.000 She's smart.

00:38:37.000 And ever since I, like, got right with my new man, I've been clubbing way less.

00:38:42.000 Way less.

00:38:43.000 That's smart.

00:38:44.000 Question.

00:38:45.000 Yeah, but he come with me a lot of the time.

00:38:47.000 Question.

00:38:48.000 If your man told you, listen.

00:38:48.000 Yeah.

00:38:51.000 Lashonda, I love you.

00:38:52.000 Just talk one of the club.

00:38:52.000 Lashonda?

00:38:53.000 Would you stop?

00:38:54.000 Yeah.

00:38:54.000 Nope.

00:38:55.000 Nah, because he like clubbing too.

00:38:57.000 I know it's not permanent.

00:38:58.000 One night he's going to be like...

00:38:59.000 No, but without him though?

00:39:00.000 I feel like it's weird to go without him because I get hit on and I'd be feeling kind of...

00:39:05.000 So imagine how he feels.

00:39:06.000 Damn, my girl's at a club right now.

00:39:07.000 Damn.

00:39:08.000 I'd be feeling a little bad.

00:39:08.000 Yeah, I know.

00:39:09.000 So you're going to stop going now?

00:39:10.000 You don't get a fuck though.

00:39:11.000 Yes, I do.

00:39:12.000 Nope.

00:39:13.000 I actually really like him.

00:39:14.000 Nope.

00:39:15.000 All right.

00:39:17.000 So she be capping.

00:39:20.000 She be capping.

00:39:25.000 There's no cap in my rap.

00:39:29.000 There's none.

00:39:31.000 I believe her because the reality is if y'all both get in a section and you're whack and she's kind of having fun, they're going to kick y'all both out or kick you out.

00:39:38.000 So I don't believe that.

00:39:39.000 That's not necessarily true.

00:39:41.000 She might do her little white girl dancing, but they still love it.

00:39:44.000 They love it.

00:39:45.000 I just don't be throwing ass and shit.

00:39:48.000 Because you have no ass.

00:39:49.000 Right.

00:39:49.000 Exactly.

00:39:51.000 Chris, how you know that?

00:39:52.000 She mentioned it.

00:39:54.000 And I saw it.

00:39:56.000 Say that.

00:39:57.000 Thanks, Chris.

00:39:57.000 Say that.

00:39:58.000 Okay.

00:40:02.000 Tell me this head is big.

00:40:04.000 Yeah, your head's fat as fuck.

00:40:07.000 Alright, Joanna, man.

00:40:08.000 Relax.

00:40:10.000 What?

00:40:11.000 What?

00:40:12.000 No way!

00:40:15.000 Accusations!

00:40:17.000 Are you going to take that from him?

00:40:19.000 Damn!

00:40:21.000 I mean, you started it, man.

00:40:23.000 Damn, Bambacalat.

00:40:24.000 Damn.

00:40:26.000 Okay, what about you?

00:40:27.000 So, I lie to get ahead.

00:40:33.000 Okay, explain that.

00:40:34.000 How do you lie to get ahead?

00:40:35.000 So if I have a plan prior to the week that my friends made, but then I get a last minute plan that same day, and if it's better, then I lie that it's something else, and I don't go to the plan that was previous made during the week.

00:40:50.000 So you flake on your friends?

00:40:51.000 Yep.

00:40:52.000 That's fucked up, man.

00:40:54.000 I mean, at least you admit it.

00:40:55.000 I mean, girls be flaking all day.

00:40:57.000 Wait, what about dates with guys?

00:41:00.000 Guys flake on me.

00:41:02.000 Really?

00:41:03.000 Yes.

00:41:04.000 No way!

00:41:05.000 I believe her.

00:41:05.000 Wait, hold on, hold on.

00:41:06.000 What the fuck?

00:41:07.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:41:08.000 So you're telling me they flake on you?

00:41:11.000 Yeah, they ghost.

00:41:12.000 Because normally ghost flake on guys, normally.

00:41:15.000 Yeah, guys don't normally flake on dates.

00:41:16.000 I believe her though.

00:41:17.000 Like a first date?

00:41:19.000 Yeah.

00:41:19.000 They just go.

00:41:20.000 On a first date?

00:41:21.000 So let's say the plan was being made.

00:41:24.000 The date was being made.

00:41:24.000 Yeah.

00:41:25.000 And then probably two days before the date is supposed to arrive.

00:41:29.000 That's it.

00:41:29.000 And this is on the first date.

00:41:31.000 This is even before the first date is...

00:41:33.000 No way!

00:41:34.000 You're kidding me.

00:41:35.000 I'm not kidding.

00:41:35.000 I'm a believer.

00:41:37.000 Wait, are they Hispanic or black?

00:41:39.000 They're Hispanic.

00:41:40.000 You should try black.

00:41:42.000 You should try black.

00:41:43.000 You should try black.

00:41:45.000 Says the girl that only sells the white boy.

00:41:45.000 I'll say this.

00:41:47.000 I'll say this, Ms.

00:41:48.000 Cuban.

00:41:48.000 Niggas smash anything, so you try training.

00:41:50.000 I've done this.

00:41:51.000 Trust me.

00:41:52.000 I know.

00:41:53.000 She caught him over the phone on FaceTime.

00:41:55.000 What the fuck?

00:42:02.000 Chris, man.

00:42:04.000 What?

00:42:05.000 I asked her if she wanted to see.

00:42:06.000 She said no.

00:42:08.000 She didn't see right now, nigga.

00:42:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:42:10.000 Okay, never mind then.

00:42:11.000 Yo.

00:42:12.000 Yo.

00:42:13.000 Stop it, Chris.

00:42:14.000 Chris, bro.

00:42:16.000 Yo, man.

00:42:17.000 Typically on the show, we still guys select a boy goes that flake on you.

00:42:22.000 So it's happening in reverse now.

00:42:23.000 That's crazy.

00:42:24.000 We never heard this before.

00:42:25.000 It's Hispanic guys that flake?

00:42:27.000 Yeah.

00:42:28.000 You're the first of a kind.

00:42:32.000 I'm just a picky person nowadays now.

00:42:34.000 Yeah?

00:42:34.000 How do you pick?

00:42:36.000 So, it has to be a certain age bracket.

00:42:40.000 How old?

00:42:42.000 Well, the youngest I'll go is 26, so two years younger.

00:42:46.000 And then the oldest I'll be is...

00:42:46.000 Okay.

00:42:48.000 Do you have high standards for men?

00:42:49.000 Now I do, after the relationships that I've been in.

00:42:53.000 Okay.

00:42:55.000 Chris, can you pull up the calculator?

00:42:57.000 I just want to see kind of in a glimpse here what you want.

00:42:59.000 It's not going to break, bro.

00:43:00.000 No, it's not going to break, man.

00:43:01.000 So we have a calculator that tells you about your perfect match.

00:43:04.000 Yeah, we want to see what type of guys you're going for.

00:43:06.000 Because we're trying to figure out this flake situation.

00:43:08.000 Because women don't really get flaked on that often.

00:43:10.000 Like guys?

00:43:10.000 Y'all get flaked on?

00:43:11.000 No.

00:43:12.000 Well, it happens.

00:43:14.000 You know, people cancel plans.

00:43:16.000 But they don't reschedule it right away?

00:43:16.000 But how often?

00:43:18.000 Come on.

00:43:19.000 They'll be like, sorry, I can't make it today, but let's reschedule.

00:43:19.000 Yeah.

00:43:21.000 Okay, yeah.

00:43:22.000 They do, right?

00:43:22.000 Yeah.

00:43:23.000 Okay.

00:43:23.000 I had a guy match me, add my Snapchat.

00:43:26.000 I guess he didn't like what he saw.

00:43:28.000 He like unmatched me immediately.

00:43:30.000 That was easy.

00:43:32.000 How many have done that to you, I guess?

00:43:32.000 Oh, shit.

00:43:35.000 How many?

00:43:36.000 Actually, just that one, but to be fair, I posted me like my friend was leaving and it was a dude, so he probably got jealous.

00:43:45.000 I thought I was your dude.

00:43:47.000 Yeah, and I was like, no, it was my friend who was leaving, bro.

00:43:50.000 Okay, let's pull out this calculator real quick for you.

00:43:54.000 All right, so you said the minimum age is 26?

00:43:57.000 The youngest could be 26.

00:43:59.000 Okay, and the oldest?

00:44:00.000 The oldest to like 30, 31.

00:44:03.000 Okay.

00:44:04.000 But just so you know, this is the bill demand calculator here.

00:44:07.000 And we're going to actually, it's the most accurate assessment of many in the United States because it goes off of the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey and the U.S. Census Bureau.

00:44:16.000 And then what else is it?

00:44:17.000 Take our picture off there real quick, Bill.

00:44:20.000 On the corner?

00:44:21.000 What does it say?

00:44:22.000 Or you could tell us what it says.

00:44:23.000 Whatever.

00:44:23.000 Or scroll down.

00:44:25.000 Oh, hold on.

00:44:26.000 Live search using the 2023 Current Population Survey from the U.S. Census Bureau.

00:44:32.000 Okay, and the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey.

00:44:34.000 What's the minimum height for you that he's got to be?

00:44:34.000 Okay, cool.

00:44:36.000 I'm 5'3", so I guess.

00:44:38.000 So what do you want him to be?

00:44:38.000 Like 5'10".

00:44:39.000 Your dream man.

00:44:40.000 Yeah.

00:44:40.000 5'10"?

00:44:41.000 Race?

00:44:41.000 All right.

00:44:42.000 Oh, Hispanic, right?

00:44:43.000 Hispanic.

00:44:44.000 Okay, so we'll just go Hispanic and only Hispanic, no blacks.

00:44:48.000 No black, right?

00:44:49.000 Come on now.

00:44:50.000 I haven't got it in a while, but all I've had is Hispanic.

00:44:53.000 Okay, we'll go with Hispanic.

00:44:54.000 This is what she wants.

00:44:55.000 And what's the bare amount of education he's got to be?

00:45:00.000 I guess it could be an associate's or a bachelor's, either or.

00:45:03.000 Give us the minimum.

00:45:05.000 Okay, bachelor's.

00:45:05.000 Bachelor's.

00:45:06.000 Fantastic.

00:45:07.000 And then a minimum income he's got to make per year for you.

00:45:11.000 As the income we're having right now.

00:45:13.000 No, bare minimum they've got to make for you.

00:45:15.000 Bare minimum?

00:45:16.000 The bare minimum.

00:45:17.000 Yeah, minimum.

00:45:18.000 Like a year.

00:45:19.000 3,000?

00:45:20.000 No way.

00:45:21.000 A year?

00:45:22.000 1.2 million.

00:45:23.000 For 12 months.

00:45:24.000 Or how much you've got to make a month.

00:45:26.000 What are the options?

00:45:27.000 100k.

00:45:28.000 How much you deserve.

00:45:29.000 What you deserve.

00:45:30.000 I would go at least maybe like 70,000 men.

00:45:35.000 Hold on, ladies, ladies, ladies.

00:45:36.000 What a good fuck about your opinion.

00:45:38.000 We're asking her.

00:45:39.000 This is her dream man.

00:45:40.000 Yeah, this is hers, not yours.

00:45:42.000 For your current lifestyle, to maintain it, right?

00:45:44.000 Yeah.

00:45:45.000 How much would you need to give you that lifestyle?

00:45:47.000 Your dream man.

00:45:48.000 A year.

00:45:49.000 Or a month.

00:45:50.000 100k, 200k, 50k.

00:45:53.000 She's like, money, what is that?

00:45:55.000 200k?

00:45:56.000 200k?

00:45:56.000 200k.

00:45:57.000 Final answer.

00:45:57.000 A year?

00:45:58.000 Final answer?

00:45:59.000 Okay, there you go.

00:45:59.000 Final answer.

00:46:00.000 Okay, that answers a lot.

00:46:02.000 Can he be married?

00:46:05.000 Can he have a wife and date to you?

00:46:07.000 Okay, no?

00:46:07.000 No.

00:46:08.000 No.

00:46:09.000 Can he be obese?

00:46:10.000 Can he be fat?

00:46:11.000 No.

00:46:12.000 What kind of options are these?

00:46:14.000 Well, because we're filtering the man for you.

00:46:16.000 We're putting his age range, how much he makes, minimum height, his race, education.

00:46:21.000 Ladies, this is her dream man.

00:46:23.000 Be quiet.

00:46:24.000 If you guys want, we can put your guy in next, but we're putting in hers right now.

00:46:28.000 Okay, that's your final answer?

00:46:29.000 Let's see.

00:46:30.000 Alright, let's go ahead and see how prevalent this guy is in society in the United States.

00:46:34.000 She's scoring a one, a two, a three, four, five.

00:46:39.000 I told you, Brad.

00:46:40.000 She broke it.

00:46:41.000 She got a perfect five out of five cat-back.

00:46:43.000 Your stairs might be too high.

00:46:47.000 That's the problem.

00:46:48.000 Why guys are flaking on you.

00:46:50.000 The guy that you're asking for.

00:46:52.000 You look at me like I'm crazy.

00:46:54.000 I'm not lucky.

00:46:55.000 He's hard to find.

00:46:56.000 It is.

00:46:56.000 Yeah.

00:46:58.000 I'll wait.

00:46:59.000 Facts.

00:47:00.000 But you're 28.

00:47:01.000 It's okay.

00:47:02.000 How much time do you got?

00:47:04.000 Until 40, they'll have babies.

00:47:06.000 Oh, shit.

00:47:08.000 Until 40?

00:47:09.000 Okay, 30 is high risk.

00:47:10.000 My mom had my brother in her 40s.

00:47:13.000 When did you have you?

00:47:16.000 Like 26?

00:47:21.000 I can't say it.

00:47:22.000 What were you going to say?

00:47:25.000 Just say it, Edgar.

00:47:26.000 Go ahead.

00:47:26.000 Stop being a fucking...

00:47:27.000 It doesn't say a lot.

00:47:30.000 Oh, my mom remarried twice.

00:47:33.000 Okay.

00:47:35.000 I think the concept that we're trying to prove here is that the man that you want is extremely rare.

00:47:41.000 Okay, let's do me.

00:47:42.000 I want to check.

00:47:44.000 He's less than 1% of the population, the guy that you want.

00:47:47.000 Give me what I have to narrow down then.

00:47:51.000 What do I have to cross off the list?

00:47:54.000 I mean, lower your standards a bit.

00:47:57.000 What's lowering the standards?

00:47:58.000 Maybe make a little bit less money or maybe a little bit less tall.

00:48:02.000 Tell her after the girls go.

00:48:04.000 I mean, okay, you want the other girls to go too?

00:48:06.000 I think one more girl, she'll want her to go.

00:48:08.000 Alright, who else wants to go?

00:48:09.000 Okay, look at Habibi.

00:48:11.000 Okay.

00:48:12.000 I think that's why the guys that you're going on dates with are just maybe out of your range.

00:48:21.000 Okay.

00:48:23.000 Are you going to lower your standards to find your man?

00:48:26.000 Nope!

00:48:27.000 I'll keep it over the vine, but we'll see.

00:48:31.000 We'll see on what?

00:48:32.000 We'll see how the, I guess, the first date will be and how the connection will be.

00:48:32.000 Do it quick.

00:48:37.000 But they're not showing up on the first date that I'm trying to say.

00:48:40.000 They're not showing up.

00:48:42.000 I don't know.

00:48:43.000 My profile isn't showing that I have money if that's what this is.

00:48:50.000 What?

00:48:50.000 No.

00:48:51.000 And that's why they're flaking on me?

00:48:53.000 No.

00:48:54.000 No.

00:48:55.000 The point is, they would even show up for first date.

00:48:58.000 Yeah, bro.

00:48:58.000 Your standards are too high.

00:49:01.000 Lower your standards.

00:49:03.000 I'm just gonna say, you're not hot enough to command that kind of guy.

00:49:06.000 Okay.

00:49:07.000 Ta-da!

00:49:08.000 That's what it is.

00:49:08.000 That's the secret.

00:49:10.000 You're not hot enough to get that guy.

00:49:11.000 Maybe try Indian, Chinese, black too?

00:49:13.000 To widen your horizon?

00:49:14.000 The guy that you're looking for that makes that kind of money is looking for a bad bitch.

00:49:18.000 A lot of the time.

00:49:18.000 Yeah.

00:49:19.000 A bad bitch.

00:49:20.000 Like, real bad.

00:49:21.000 Like a bad.

00:49:22.000 Like titties and shit.

00:49:23.000 You think you're a Christmas?

00:49:24.000 I mean, she got some titties, right?

00:49:28.000 I don't know.

00:49:29.000 Can't tell from there.

00:49:33.000 Your turn now, Ms.

00:49:36.000 Virgin.

00:49:36.000 Let's go ahead and put your dream guy in there.

00:49:39.000 What's the age range for you?

00:49:41.000 Minimum age range, my age, 23.

00:49:43.000 Two?

00:49:46.000 Maximum age, I'll go for 30.

00:49:49.000 Alright, what's the minimum height for you?

00:49:52.000 Um...

00:49:54.000 Like 5'9".

00:49:56.000 Really?

00:49:58.000 Yeah, 5'9 is a good eye.

00:49:59.000 I'm 5'7".

00:50:01.000 Alright.

00:50:01.000 You want to be able to wear your heels, I guess?

00:50:03.000 Yeah.

00:50:04.000 Well, you won't be able to with Niggas' 5'9", but that's fine.

00:50:06.000 Okay, but it's fine.

00:50:11.000 If he buys McQueen's, the shoes, he'll probably be your height.

00:50:15.000 Yeah, but...

00:50:16.000 That's a little cheat code there, guys.

00:50:18.000 Is he going to drop $400 on sneakers, man?

00:50:20.000 I mean, nigga, you couldn't be taller.

00:50:21.000 Shit, you better drop 400 bucks.

00:50:22.000 You ain't gonna do that shit, man.

00:50:23.000 But that's fine.

00:50:24.000 5'9".

00:50:25.000 White and other.

00:50:25.000 Race.

00:50:26.000 Okay, let's put like other.

00:50:28.000 Yeah, let's just put all of them.

00:50:29.000 Let's see.

00:50:30.000 Oh, all of them?

00:50:30.000 No, no, no.

00:50:31.000 What are you actually gonna go...

00:50:32.000 This is your dream guy, bro.

00:50:33.000 Oh, okay, okay.

00:50:33.000 I just wanted to see like my options.

00:50:35.000 Nah, man.

00:50:36.000 Pick a...

00:50:38.000 Pick what you actually want.

00:50:39.000 Okay.

00:50:40.000 Father and mother would approve of him.

00:50:42.000 White.

00:50:43.000 Do white and Hispanic.

00:50:45.000 Okay.

00:50:45.000 Hey!

00:50:46.000 Sorry, black guys.

00:50:47.000 Sorry, black guys.

00:50:49.000 Just go on, go on.

00:50:49.000 Yeah, sorry, fresh.

00:50:50.000 Minimum education for you.

00:50:52.000 What's your background?

00:50:53.000 Nigga.

00:50:58.000 What's the bare minimum education he's got to be for you?

00:51:00.000 Minimum education?

00:51:02.000 Wow, he has to have a master's.

00:51:04.000 Minimum.

00:51:04.000 Okay.

00:51:05.000 Great.

00:51:06.000 I'm a PhD.

00:51:06.000 What?

00:51:07.000 Alright, what's the minimum income he's got to make per year?

00:51:09.000 70,000.

00:51:11.000 70k.

00:51:11.000 Okay.

00:51:12.000 Yeah, with a master's he can go for more.

00:51:14.000 He can literally go like 80, 90.

00:51:16.000 Okay, but bare minimum is 70k for you.

00:51:18.000 70.

00:51:19.000 Okay, and then can he be obese?

00:51:21.000 No.

00:51:22.000 Damn.

00:51:22.000 Can he be married at least?

00:51:23.000 Can he be married?

00:51:24.000 Yeah.

00:51:25.000 To me?

00:51:25.000 No, to somebody else.

00:51:27.000 Wow, no.

00:51:27.000 Okay.

00:51:28.000 Fantastic.

00:51:29.000 This is going to be fun.

00:51:30.000 Wait.

00:51:31.000 Okay.

00:51:32.000 Yeah, no, no.

00:51:32.000 We're making sure he's not fat for you.

00:51:34.000 Let's go ahead and find your man.

00:51:34.000 Okay, cool.

00:51:37.000 Sorry, Mo.

00:51:39.000 Yo!

00:51:41.000 Let's see here.

00:51:42.000 Your guy is 0.3%.

00:51:45.000 0.37%.

00:51:46.000 So your guy's also less than 1%.

00:51:48.000 So you also have your standards up a little too high.

00:51:52.000 A masters?

00:51:55.000 Niggas are looking for scientists.

00:51:55.000 Yeah.

00:51:57.000 Not for you.

00:51:58.000 I mean, it's nice to have an educated guy.

00:52:00.000 He knows things.

00:52:03.000 And he can teach you.

00:52:05.000 Alright, well, the chances of finding him are going to be tough.

00:52:07.000 That's all I'm saying.

00:52:09.000 But...

00:52:09.000 You do know that life isn't learned in a textbook, right?

00:52:13.000 It's learned from experience.

00:52:15.000 That's great, actually.

00:52:16.000 Like, throughout my life experiences, I've also learned the same thing that I learn on my day-to-day basis in school.

00:52:23.000 Seems to connect, so...

00:52:25.000 It's great.

00:52:25.000 Alright, fantastic.

00:52:26.000 What's your chances of you finding your guy are very slim, but that's fine.

00:52:29.000 Anyone else want to get their dreams crushed?

00:52:31.000 Yeah.

00:52:32.000 Oh, she's ready for the smoke!

00:52:36.000 Are you gonna lower your standards or no?

00:52:38.000 Uh, no.

00:52:39.000 By the way, this too shall pass.

00:52:43.000 It shall.

00:52:44.000 It shall and it will.

00:52:46.000 We have a hidden language between us.

00:52:48.000 Yeah.

00:52:48.000 I see things that she can see.

00:52:49.000 You gotta be a cool kid to get it.

00:52:51.000 Yeah.

00:52:53.000 I don't even know what's going on here.

00:52:57.000 Okay.

00:52:58.000 Or should we go to the wheel?

00:53:01.000 Well, those are good.

00:53:02.000 We have more chats.

00:53:04.000 She already got a boyfriend, bro.

00:53:05.000 Come on, man.

00:53:06.000 You're right, you're right.

00:53:07.000 All right.

00:53:07.000 What was that?

00:53:08.000 We have more chats.

00:53:09.000 Okay, okay.

00:53:10.000 And then from this point forward, guys, we're going to go ahead and read Chris.

00:53:13.000 20 and up.

00:53:13.000 20 and up from this point forward?

00:53:14.000 Yep.

00:53:15.000 Okay, 20 and up.

00:53:16.000 And just so y'all know, guys, we got, what, about 15,000 y'all watching right now between YouTube and Rumble, man.

00:53:21.000 I hope you guys enjoyed the numbers up there on the top right.

00:53:23.000 For all the people who say, yo, man, yo, we got the fresh and fed YouTube numbers are down.

00:53:27.000 Bro, you can see the Rumble people too.

00:53:29.000 Most people watch us on Rumble nowadays, for obvious reasons, because that's home base.

00:53:33.000 So, what were you going to say?

00:53:35.000 Chat?

00:53:36.000 Yeah, chat.

00:53:37.000 Castle Club?

00:53:38.000 Okay, I'll hit Castle Club right now.

00:53:39.000 And guys, just so you know, it takes us more time to filter through the Rumble chats, so if you want it to be faster, fnfsuperchat.com, okay?

00:53:46.000 Cam two times goes...

00:53:48.000 The funny thing about women is even though they say they don't care what you do, they still care who you're doing it with.

00:53:53.000 Wonder why women are attracted to other women?

00:53:56.000 There you go.

00:53:57.000 Yeah, social proof.

00:53:59.000 Yep, right now.

00:53:59.000 Anything else?

00:54:00.000 Okay, and then ratings from Fresh to Myron.

00:54:03.000 Nah, not tonight, fellas.

00:54:04.000 God already punched him in.

00:54:10.000 He's trying to say LR and attractive.

00:54:12.000 You guys understand what you want to say back to Fresh's dog?

00:54:14.000 I don't really like him that much, to be honest with you.

00:54:15.000 Tell him what's up, man.

00:54:16.000 He's a bastard.

00:54:17.000 You're a bitch, nigga.

00:54:18.000 You ain't even got a profile picture.

00:54:19.000 Your picture's a dog.

00:54:28.000 She said match energies like they're about to do the damn fusion dance.

00:54:32.000 What the fuck happened up on top?

00:54:34.000 Fusion?

00:54:36.000 No, we got that one.

00:54:39.000 Michelle, you sound like a dude.

00:54:40.000 After you gave him head, nutted and missed your mouth, instead hit your nostrils, grab a tissue and blow your nose, yo.

00:54:49.000 I'm trying to say it.

00:54:50.000 It sounds like you have a cold.

00:54:51.000 Do you have a cold?

00:54:52.000 I suffer through, like, environmentally allergies.

00:54:56.000 Like, if that atmosphere changes.

00:54:57.000 You get allergies in Miami?

00:54:58.000 Yes!

00:54:59.000 Yeah, I do.

00:55:01.000 Once I moved to Florida, I stopped getting allergies, man.

00:55:03.000 That's like a New England thing for me.

00:55:05.000 I recently just moved into my apartment, so like a lot of dust is in the air, so probably that's why.

00:55:11.000 Okay.

00:55:12.000 All right.

00:55:12.000 Okay.

00:55:13.000 Drink your tea.

00:55:14.000 Question for the girl next to fresh.

00:55:16.000 Do you happen to know how many chromosomes you have?

00:55:18.000 Also, give her a tissue and let her blow her.

00:55:20.000 No.

00:55:20.000 Come on, bro.

00:55:21.000 Come on, man.

00:55:21.000 Stop, bro.

00:55:24.000 That person has an extra chromosome.

00:55:26.000 Damn, yeah.

00:55:29.000 Leave her alone, bro.

00:55:31.000 Leave her alone, man.

00:55:33.000 She's definitely commenting.

00:55:34.000 We know he has an extra one.

00:55:36.000 Alright, anything else?

00:55:38.000 We got some rubber marks, but I'm still loading them.

00:55:40.000 Okay, former nice guy goes, LMAO, that was hilarious.

00:55:43.000 What the fuck?

00:55:43.000 Big, quick question.

00:55:46.000 Myron and Fresh, B and my bros, or me and my bros, can you black it out for me?

00:55:51.000 I want to start a podcast.

00:55:53.000 Do you recommend Rumble over everything else?

00:55:55.000 You need an audience first, bro.

00:55:57.000 Yeah.

00:55:57.000 So build that audience on traditional platforms and then bring them on over to Rumble.

00:56:01.000 The new home base.

00:56:01.000 There you go.

00:56:02.000 Or do all of them at the same time.

00:56:03.000 Yeah, do them at the same time.

00:56:04.000 Former Nice Guy goes, LMAO, that was hilarious.

00:56:06.000 Big question though, Myron and Fresh, B. Oh, no, we read that one.

00:56:09.000 Yep.

00:56:10.000 And then we got here, Isaac the Sparky goes, Girl in the middle looks like she came straight out of India.

00:56:15.000 You cannot demand a master degree, man.

00:56:18.000 You have anything you want to say back to him saying that you can't demand a master degree?

00:56:20.000 Wow, India?

00:56:21.000 That's harsh.

00:56:22.000 Wow.

00:56:23.000 Wow.

00:56:23.000 That's racist.

00:56:24.000 Very.

00:56:25.000 Thank you.

00:56:26.000 Come again.

00:56:28.000 I knew that was good.

00:56:29.000 Like crushing Indians.

00:56:30.000 Anything but them.

00:56:32.000 Fuck.

00:56:33.000 Oh, you don't want Indian guys?

00:56:34.000 That's disgusting.

00:56:36.000 Damn.

00:56:37.000 Damn.

00:56:38.000 Damn.

00:56:39.000 How dare you?

00:56:40.000 They smell like curry?

00:56:41.000 Shh.

00:56:44.000 I'm throwing up.

00:56:46.000 I haven't even eaten and I'm throwing up.

00:56:49.000 Sorry Sanjeev, Shane interested.

00:56:55.000 Pena looking like a pack of slumped out, up syndrome gargoyles tonight.

00:57:00.000 Myron, what are the subtle gains to look for over time to reveal possible promiscuous girl?

00:57:05.000 Mess with a girl at the moment, he seems white for material, but I'm sus, it's act like...

00:57:10.000 It's an act because she never ever had what?

00:57:13.000 I'm the best she ever had.

00:57:14.000 Oh, okay.

00:57:15.000 Let's ask the ladies that and then we'll go ahead.

00:57:15.000 You know what?

00:57:17.000 Ladies, what is a clue as a girl being a hoe that most guys don't pick up on?

00:57:21.000 There you go.

00:57:21.000 We can start right here with Miss Nasal.

00:57:26.000 Okay, I love that.

00:57:27.000 That's my nickname.

00:57:28.000 Okay, great.

00:57:31.000 You have a good spirit to you.

00:57:32.000 Thank you.

00:57:32.000 That's awesome.

00:57:34.000 It's age.

00:57:36.000 Oh, okay.

00:57:37.000 Very true.

00:57:38.000 I've gone through a lot.

00:57:41.000 Does that mean you're a whore though?

00:57:42.000 I did have a whore face when I was around her age.

00:57:46.000 Alright, fantastic age.

00:57:47.000 Alright, niggas.

00:57:49.000 It's a little Tuesday.

00:57:53.000 Hey, what's up girl?

00:57:54.000 You good?

00:57:55.000 What about you?

00:57:57.000 What did they nut your nose?

00:58:00.000 What about you?

00:58:03.000 What's a subtle cue that a girl's a hoe that most guys can't pick up on?

00:58:07.000 That they should watch out for?

00:58:09.000 Um, shit.

00:58:12.000 I don't really know.

00:58:13.000 Kind of just, it's something you pick up on over time.

00:58:15.000 It's like small things, I feel like.

00:58:18.000 Give us one.

00:58:20.000 Um, your phone being on do not disturb all the time.

00:58:23.000 Oh, that's a good one.

00:58:24.000 Anything else?

00:58:25.000 That's a good one.

00:58:28.000 Keep thinking, I'll come back to you.

00:58:29.000 What about you?

00:58:30.000 What's a subtle sign that a girl's a hoe?

00:58:32.000 Uh, coming home late.

00:58:33.000 6am.

00:58:35.000 Okay.

00:58:36.000 You know, staying out late.

00:58:38.000 Alright, what about you?

00:58:41.000 I think partying a lot without your significant other.

00:58:44.000 Like what you do?

00:58:45.000 Not what I do.

00:58:46.000 Not what I do.

00:58:48.000 Expose!

00:58:50.000 Okay.

00:58:53.000 You know that E40 soundbite is fire, bro.

00:58:55.000 Tough you, E40 soundbite.

00:58:56.000 Okay, what about you?

00:58:57.000 What would you say is a trait that men, subtle trait that shows the girls a 304 that men don't recognize?

00:59:04.000 I feel like having a Finsta.

00:59:08.000 Oh.

00:59:09.000 A Finsta?

00:59:10.000 That's smart.

00:59:10.000 Yeah.

00:59:11.000 What's a Finsta?

00:59:12.000 It's a secret Instagram that only she knows about.

00:59:14.000 Yeah, it's like a fake account, like not your main account.

00:59:17.000 I don't know.

00:59:18.000 Remember the girl mentioned it, the Finsta?

00:59:20.000 I had no idea what she was talking about.

00:59:22.000 But does it have like a real pictures on it and stuff?

00:59:24.000 Not usually.

00:59:25.000 What does it have on it?

00:59:26.000 You'll use a different account to look at people that you don't want to know that you're looking at.

00:59:32.000 So like exes or people you hate.

00:59:34.000 There's something like a second account where you can do whatever you want to do.

00:59:37.000 Yeah.

00:59:38.000 Ninja account.

00:59:39.000 I guess you can look at profiles, but how does that make her a hoe though?

00:59:44.000 Because she's probably looking at stuff she shouldn't be.

00:59:47.000 Either her ex's stuff still cares about her ex or still cares about girlfriend drama.

00:59:54.000 Let's say she's still in love with her ex, right?

00:59:55.000 She'll look at his account through the Finsta, her main page.

00:59:58.000 Anything else?

01:00:00.000 High snap score.

01:00:02.000 A high snap score?

01:00:03.000 That is kind of...

01:00:03.000 Yo, that's low-key.

01:00:05.000 That's fire because a lot of snapchats means she's actually doing a lot of stuff.

01:00:09.000 I won't say too much in detail, but that's a lot.

01:00:12.000 That's pretty good.

01:00:12.000 Sending nudes and shit?

01:00:13.000 Okay, anybody else have anything they want to add in to that?

01:00:13.000 Hell yeah.

01:00:17.000 I know you said you want to say something else, but...

01:00:19.000 No, I just want to say about the Finsta, I don't feel like that's a whole thing.

01:00:24.000 Because I have a Finsta, but I use it for traveling.

01:00:26.000 Oh, here we go.

01:00:27.000 I don't think it's like all people, but I think that's like a subtle thing.

01:00:31.000 I travel a lot.

01:00:32.000 I've been to like five countries in the past year.

01:00:35.000 Who paid for it?

01:00:36.000 My mommy.

01:00:38.000 My mom and my dad.

01:00:39.000 I ain't gonna lie.

01:00:40.000 I studied abroad.

01:00:41.000 I did my first year abroad.

01:00:43.000 So yeah, but I would post a lot of this because I post a lot and I know my Instagram don't really want to see that.

01:00:43.000 Okay.

01:00:49.000 So I have a Finsta where I'd post like my traveling stuff like me in Morocco, me in London.

01:00:54.000 So you post pictures of yourself?

01:00:55.000 Yeah.

01:00:57.000 Has your boyfriend seen it?

01:00:58.000 Yeah, he follows me on it.

01:01:00.000 But do a lot of people even follow you on it?

01:01:00.000 Okay.

01:01:02.000 No, it's just like my friends, like 60 people.

01:01:05.000 Okay.

01:01:06.000 So you use it strictly, but you don't put it on your main Instagram because no one cares about that?

01:01:09.000 Yeah, nobody gives a fuck about that shit.

01:01:11.000 I would say though, snap is way worse.

01:01:13.000 Because if she's not invested in snap, that many snaps a day, you gotta be worried, bro.

01:01:17.000 Okay.

01:01:18.000 The attention is at her highest priority.

01:01:20.000 Okay.

01:01:20.000 Anything else that you guys can think of that guy should look for with a girl being on?

01:01:23.000 Can you tell us one?

01:01:24.000 One red flag?

01:01:25.000 She said age, but...

01:01:26.000 Other than age?

01:01:27.000 Yeah, other than age.

01:01:30.000 I can agree about the Snap story because I have a lot of friends who are in the whole phase right now, and they do have a high Snap score, for sure.

01:01:37.000 That's a good one.

01:01:38.000 All right.

01:01:39.000 Fantastic.

01:01:39.000 Cool.

01:01:41.000 Okay, anything else?

01:01:42.000 Spin the wheel?

01:01:43.000 Yeah, I think it's spin the wheel time.

01:01:44.000 Let's go!

01:01:45.000 And guys, just so you know, it's 20 and up from chat here, so we have the lovely Icy who's going to help out with spinning the wheel here.

01:01:52.000 Real quick.

01:01:53.000 Okay, quick little transition.

01:01:54.000 Death to my hate.

01:01:54.000 What?

01:01:55.000 Oh.

01:01:56.000 100 bucks.

01:01:57.000 Y'all offed my inner simp.

01:01:58.000 Hey, shout out to you, my friend.

01:01:59.000 Good job, bro.

01:02:02.000 Appreciate that.

01:02:02.000 Death to my hate.

01:02:04.000 Y'all offed my inner simp.

01:02:05.000 Yep, that's what it's about, man.

01:02:06.000 We don't want you guys to be simps and get bamboozled.

01:02:09.000 Okay, so we're going to go ahead and run the Spin the Wheel segment, as you guys know.

01:02:13.000 Oh yeah, yeah, Kill Twitch.

01:02:14.000 We've been on Twitch all the time?

01:02:15.000 Yeah.

01:02:16.000 Oh shit, yeah, let's get off Twitch and Twitter.

01:02:19.000 Come on over to YouTube, guys.

01:02:20.000 Come on over to YouTube.

01:02:21.000 If you're watching us on Rumble, do me a favor, open up another tab.

01:02:23.000 We've got almost 18,000 y'all watching right now on all the platforms, so go ahead and do me a favor.

01:02:29.000 Open up a tab on YouTube, like the video on YouTube, let's get the engagement up, and we're going to go ahead and transition over.

01:02:37.000 Number one men's podcast in the world here.

01:02:39.000 So, we got Icy in the house, and she's going to go ahead and spin the wheel for y'all.

01:02:44.000 Hi.

01:02:45.000 Icy, you want to tell them a little bit about how this is going to work?

01:02:48.000 Go ahead.

01:02:49.000 So basically, I'm going to spin the wheel my mic on, right?

01:02:52.000 Yes.

01:02:53.000 And these questions are actually from supporters that we got from our Dragon Ball Z stream.

01:02:57.000 These are your guys' questions, man.

01:02:57.000 I was about to say that.

01:02:59.000 So we went ahead during the stream and we fielded a bunch of questions here.

01:03:02.000 So Icy went ahead and wrote them down on the wheel.

01:03:04.000 We took the best ones that you guys wanted.

01:03:07.000 So, yeah.

01:03:07.000 So, question, Myron.

01:03:09.000 Do you want to do one question and then...

01:03:09.000 How do you want to do this?

01:03:14.000 Do you want to do one question and go around?

01:03:16.000 Yeah, we'll go around the whole panel for it so everyone gets the same thing.

01:03:21.000 Alright, cool.

01:03:22.000 So, let's go ahead and spin the wheel.

01:03:26.000 Alright, let's see what it comes to.

01:03:39.000 It says, go ahead and read the question for the people.

01:03:41.000 Would you marry the last guy you smashed and why?

01:03:45.000 That's a good one, actually.

01:03:46.000 Okay, we'll start here with Miss Ireland.

01:03:49.000 Would you marry the last guy you had sex with and why?

01:03:54.000 Yes or no and why?

01:03:55.000 No.

01:03:56.000 Why not?

01:03:56.000 Damn.

01:03:59.000 We know each other too well, I guess.

01:04:02.000 Isn't that a good thing?

01:04:03.000 It's too bad.

01:04:04.000 What?

01:04:06.000 So you know all the unflattering things about him?

01:04:08.000 Yeah.

01:04:09.000 What is the deal breaker that made you say, I can't marry you?

01:04:13.000 Zo?

01:04:14.000 No.

01:04:16.000 Just, uh...

01:04:17.000 I don't know how to say it.

01:04:20.000 What is the deal breaker?

01:04:20.000 Just say it.

01:04:21.000 Nobody knows who he is.

01:04:23.000 Because normally when you know each other too well, that would be a good thing.

01:04:26.000 On some level, yeah.

01:04:27.000 We're just not like...

01:04:28.000 Compatible?

01:04:29.000 Yeah.

01:04:30.000 But why though?

01:04:33.000 Is it because you're a hoe?

01:04:34.000 No.

01:04:35.000 Is he a proki?

01:04:36.000 I don't want to say.

01:04:37.000 He can't support you financially?

01:04:39.000 He could.

01:04:40.000 Okay, so he has too many other women?

01:04:43.000 No.

01:04:44.000 He's just not enough, I guess.

01:04:47.000 Oh, he's too small?

01:04:48.000 Yes.

01:04:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:04:50.000 All right.

01:04:51.000 Wait, what race is he?

01:04:53.000 Hispanic.

01:04:54.000 I knew it.

01:04:55.000 What?

01:04:56.000 It was Juan, bro.

01:04:57.000 It was Juan.

01:04:58.000 Alright.

01:04:59.000 That's not that crazy.

01:05:00.000 Okay, so he can't sexually satisfy you.

01:05:01.000 Fair enough.

01:05:02.000 That's not...

01:05:02.000 Okay.

01:05:03.000 What about you?

01:05:04.000 Hey, he still hit, though.

01:05:08.000 Yeah, Juan!

01:05:09.000 Yeah!

01:05:11.000 Okay, one more time.

01:05:12.000 Okay.

01:05:13.000 What about you?

01:05:14.000 Yeah, I would probably marry the person that I did...

01:05:20.000 No, the last guy you smashed, it's your boyfriend that you have now.

01:05:23.000 You would marry him?

01:05:24.000 Wow.

01:05:24.000 Yep.

01:05:25.000 Even though you got him around your finger in two months?

01:05:29.000 Yep, I would marry him.

01:05:30.000 Because we've been friends before we started interacting and doing stuff.

01:05:34.000 So you friend zoned him first?

01:05:36.000 Well, he wasn't just going to get the cookie.

01:05:38.000 I mean, that's a prize.

01:05:40.000 How long did you have him in a friend zone for?

01:05:42.000 We were friends for a couple of months.

01:05:46.000 But I would totally marry him.

01:05:49.000 What made you change from friend to serious?

01:05:53.000 We just started getting really close and hanging out and being with each other 24-7 and everything just connected.

01:05:59.000 Do you think a marriage would last when it's pretty blatantly obvious you don't respect them like that?

01:06:03.000 No.

01:06:11.000 Do you think the marriage would last when it's pretty self-evident from your responses and demeanor when asked about him that you don't respect him?

01:06:25.000 Your friend's looking at you like, God damn.

01:06:29.000 She probably does know the truth.

01:06:33.000 I'm not sure how to answer that.

01:06:36.000 Answer it honestly.

01:06:38.000 She believes in you.

01:06:39.000 I believe in you.

01:06:41.000 I'm not sure.

01:06:43.000 Alright, the answer is no.

01:06:44.000 Okay, fantastic.

01:06:45.000 Listen, my guy, run while you can.

01:06:47.000 Yeah, nigga.

01:06:48.000 Run while you can, bro.

01:06:49.000 You might not be able to run like that.

01:06:53.000 Alright.

01:06:54.000 Fantastic.

01:06:55.000 So, question.

01:06:56.000 Is he at your house, right?

01:06:58.000 Yeah, he's at her house.

01:06:58.000 I don't know where he's at right now.

01:07:00.000 Oh, he's probably watching this.

01:07:01.000 I thought you knew.

01:07:02.000 Yeah, I thought you were so confident earlier.

01:07:04.000 I mean, he's at my house.

01:07:05.000 Please don't be mad if you're watching this.

01:07:08.000 Yeah, he's definitely at my house.

01:07:11.000 Watching this right now.

01:07:13.000 Bro, we need to call him on the phone, bro.

01:07:14.000 Yeah, call him on the phone, man.

01:07:15.000 We need to call this nigga, man.

01:07:16.000 Yeah, I know, man.

01:07:17.000 Yo, he fuck it up, man.

01:07:18.000 If you're confident, we should go talk to him, right?

01:07:20.000 It's very complicated.

01:07:22.000 He's your soulmate, right?

01:07:22.000 Why?

01:07:24.000 Yeah, he is.

01:07:26.000 It's just some complications.

01:07:28.000 Within time, it could be worked on.

01:07:30.000 Maybe marriage could be considered.

01:07:32.000 You've had mumps as friends, and now you're dating two mumps as well?

01:07:36.000 That's a lot of time.

01:07:37.000 It is a lot of time, but not enough to commit to marriage.

01:07:40.000 You just said yes.

01:07:42.000 I mean, I would marry him, just not right now.

01:07:45.000 Eventually, later on, I would.

01:07:46.000 How long do you think?

01:07:48.000 I would say another three years, if we're still close.

01:07:52.000 He's definitely a lineman.

01:07:53.000 He might be.

01:07:55.000 So he's on his last leg then?

01:07:57.000 Maybe.

01:07:58.000 Damn.

01:07:59.000 Alright.

01:07:59.000 Damn, nigga.

01:08:00.000 You're single.

01:08:00.000 You're watching this, man.

01:08:01.000 What are you doing?

01:08:03.000 Alright.

01:08:03.000 What about...

01:08:04.000 Oh, shit.

01:08:04.000 You're a virgin.

01:08:05.000 The last person that I dated, would I marry them?

01:08:05.000 It doesn't matter.

01:08:08.000 Yeah, I would marry them.

01:08:08.000 Yeah.

01:08:09.000 Wait, what?

01:08:10.000 Why aren't y'all together now then?

01:08:12.000 He didn't want to wait.

01:08:13.000 Family reasons.

01:08:13.000 No.

01:08:15.000 Yeah.

01:08:16.000 Wait, question.

01:08:17.000 Do you get blowjobs?

01:08:18.000 Do I give blowjobs?

01:08:21.000 Chris, that's a W. Actually, yeah, that's smart.

01:08:23.000 That's a good question.

01:08:23.000 Be honest.

01:08:24.000 No, I don't.

01:08:25.000 Bro.

01:08:26.000 Lie detector.

01:08:28.000 Yeah, we got to get her set up for the lie detector.

01:08:32.000 Actually, all right, well, after I finish this thing and then I get on the lie detector.

01:08:37.000 Okay, so you said family issues.

01:08:41.000 Why?

01:08:41.000 Was it because he wouldn't convert to Islam?

01:08:43.000 Is that what it was?

01:08:43.000 No.

01:08:45.000 No, not at all.

01:08:46.000 Was he Muslim?

01:08:47.000 No.

01:08:48.000 Okay.

01:08:49.000 No.

01:08:50.000 It's just my family didn't really get along with him, and he knew that.

01:08:56.000 Your father was like, no?

01:08:58.000 Well, it was more like my mom, actually.

01:09:00.000 My mom's like a big...

01:09:02.000 I think my mom's a little bit bigger in my life.

01:09:05.000 My more love life, if you will.

01:09:08.000 What's the reason why she didn't like him?

01:09:08.000 Okay.

01:09:09.000 What did she not like about him?

01:09:12.000 Just like...

01:09:13.000 I don't know.

01:09:15.000 Dumb things.

01:09:16.000 Just his demeanor.

01:09:17.000 The person that he is.

01:09:19.000 Was he rude?

01:09:20.000 His character?

01:09:21.000 It's not his character.

01:09:22.000 Was he soft?

01:09:24.000 It's more like financial.

01:09:26.000 He was a brokie.

01:09:30.000 He couldn't provide for you and him at the same time.

01:09:33.000 He had an unstable job.

01:09:34.000 Is that what it was?

01:09:35.000 It's like, you know, especially people my age, they're still growing.

01:09:40.000 Yeah.

01:09:41.000 So, you know, there's just kind of...

01:09:45.000 But you're kids, right?

01:09:46.000 You most of them don't understand that.

01:09:48.000 Yeah, but my mom has her own opinions.

01:09:51.000 She's a very opinionated woman, so that's fine with me.

01:09:54.000 You really suck at direct communication.

01:09:57.000 Let me guess.

01:09:57.000 He couldn't provide you long-term security within the confinements of any type of serious relationship.

01:10:01.000 It's not that he couldn't provide.

01:10:03.000 It's people...

01:10:04.000 Okay.

01:10:05.000 Something is adding up here, bro.

01:10:07.000 I would still be with him.

01:10:09.000 I would still be with him.

01:10:10.000 But we're asking you why your mom didn't approve of him.

01:10:12.000 That's what we're asking.

01:10:13.000 Well, financial reasons.

01:10:14.000 Okay, so he couldn't provide you long-term security to her.

01:10:18.000 But that's about my mom.

01:10:20.000 That's not about me and how I feel about him.

01:10:23.000 Yeah, but your mom was like, yo, you don't make enough money to support my daughter and yourself.

01:10:27.000 You're not stable.

01:10:28.000 You can't provide her long-term security, which is what marriage is typically for.

01:10:38.000 Okay.

01:10:39.000 Okay.

01:10:39.000 Alright.

01:10:40.000 It's not wrong with that, by the way.

01:10:42.000 That's the mom's job.

01:10:42.000 I don't know why you're ashamed of that, but that's fine.

01:10:45.000 Or dad's.

01:10:46.000 Yeah, like that's the parent's job is to protect you from making really bad decisions.

01:10:50.000 Yeah.

01:10:51.000 Alright, let's get her strapped in.

01:10:52.000 Okay, can you take that phone off and then they're going to go over here and set you up on a lie detector.

01:10:57.000 Okay, what about you?

01:11:00.000 Yeah, I would.

01:11:00.000 I mean, we've only been talking for like three months, but yeah.

01:11:05.000 So far so good?

01:11:06.000 Yeah, it was pretty good.

01:11:07.000 We still go to the club though.

01:11:09.000 The last three times, I've gone with him.

01:11:13.000 Okay.

01:11:16.000 So you would marry the guy that you smashed?

01:11:20.000 My boyfriend?

01:11:21.000 So why him over everybody else?

01:11:21.000 Yeah.

01:11:24.000 That's a really good question.

01:11:26.000 I don't know.

01:11:27.000 I've had my flings, but he just felt different to me.

01:11:32.000 The way he makes me feel just felt different.

01:11:32.000 I don't know.

01:11:34.000 I thought that was important.

01:11:36.000 Yeah.

01:11:36.000 The vibe, right?

01:11:37.000 A lot of people don't really stick out, but he did.

01:11:39.000 So I thought I should probably stand on that.

01:11:42.000 She felt him.

01:11:43.000 He stuck out.

01:11:45.000 Now she stands on it.

01:11:46.000 I stand on Bennett.

01:11:46.000 Yeah.

01:11:47.000 That's a big D. Is he also a football player, this guy?

01:11:50.000 He was.

01:11:51.000 Not anymore.

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01:11:54.000 Okay.

01:11:55.000 What about you?

01:11:57.000 Yes.

01:11:58.000 I was the one that broke up with him.

01:12:00.000 Why?

01:12:01.000 First, he's Jewish.

01:12:04.000 Girl, I'm Jewish.

01:12:07.000 What's wrong with being a Jew?

01:12:10.000 Nazel!

01:12:10.000 Nazel, what the fuck?

01:12:11.000 Wait, hold on.

01:12:12.000 Okay, so, wait, you're Jewish too?

01:12:12.000 Hold on.

01:12:14.000 Yes.

01:12:15.000 Is your mom?

01:12:16.000 My mom's Jewish, yeah.

01:12:17.000 My dad is Jamaican.

01:12:22.000 More men tend to be clinging on their moms than women.

01:12:26.000 Jewish men?

01:12:28.000 I've never talked to a Jewish man.

01:12:28.000 Yes.

01:12:30.000 And that was my problem.

01:12:32.000 Okay, so you wanted to, but did his faith get in the way?

01:12:38.000 We were together for three years and lived together for two years.

01:12:40.000 Okay, so why didn't it work out?

01:12:43.000 Because of his religion?

01:12:45.000 He was too clingy.

01:12:45.000 No.

01:12:47.000 He was a mama's boy.

01:12:48.000 Mama's boy.

01:12:50.000 He was too clingy to his mom.

01:12:51.000 What does that have to do with him being Jewish?

01:12:53.000 Because that's what he taught me.

01:12:56.000 He taught me that most relationships for Judaism, most of the men are attached to their mother.

01:13:03.000 Because their mother is the one that taught them the religion.

01:13:06.000 Okay.

01:13:07.000 So it's because he was a mama's boy?

01:13:08.000 Yes.

01:13:09.000 Not because of his religion?

01:13:10.000 No.

01:13:11.000 Okay.

01:13:12.000 Interesting.

01:13:12.000 Okay.

01:13:12.000 That makes sense.

01:13:14.000 I wanted it to be funny at first.

01:13:15.000 I get it.

01:13:16.000 That's fine.

01:13:16.000 Okay.

01:13:19.000 Bad timing.

01:13:22.000 Yo, I'm done, bro.

01:13:23.000 I'm done.

01:13:24.000 Okay.

01:13:25.000 Myron Chill.

01:13:27.000 I'm excited right now.

01:13:28.000 Myron Chill.

01:13:29.000 I got some jokes, but okay.

01:13:29.000 I know you are.

01:13:31.000 It was fine.

01:13:32.000 All right.

01:13:34.000 Um...

01:13:44.000 I gave him an ultimatum.

01:13:47.000 What was the ultimatum?

01:13:48.000 Stop being a mama's boy?

01:13:50.000 How a husband should be living and creating his own family with his new wife.

01:13:59.000 I gave him an ultimatum.

01:14:00.000 I said, dinner is at the table.

01:14:04.000 And your kids are in front of your wife.

01:14:06.000 And your mom is calling you.

01:14:08.000 What do you do?

01:14:09.000 He said he'll answer the phone.

01:14:11.000 But it's dinner with your family.

01:14:13.000 It's the only private time that you have.

01:14:15.000 So he put his mom above you.

01:14:16.000 Correct.

01:14:17.000 What did he do that pissed you off the most?

01:14:19.000 Because it seems like there's something that he did.

01:14:21.000 Well, we're both the same side.

01:14:22.000 We're both Aries.

01:14:24.000 So that's one.

01:14:26.000 So we both butt heads a lot.

01:14:28.000 He's...

01:14:28.000 Okay.

01:14:29.000 I thought he butt noses.

01:14:32.000 Okay, what else?

01:14:35.000 I guess since we were both so alike that we knew each other's weaknesses and strengths.

01:14:41.000 And that's what went crumbling down.

01:14:42.000 Okay, but what did he do that, like, okay, he was a mama's boy, I get that, and I can see how that can interfere with the relationship, but, like, what was the turning point that he made you say, yo, I'm done with this shit?

01:14:50.000 Like, did he, like, ask his mom for permission on something that you didn't want?

01:14:53.000 No, is that every other fight he would call her?

01:14:57.000 Wow!

01:14:58.000 Okay, alright.

01:14:59.000 It wasn't even re-resolved.

01:15:02.000 I understand people have their own way of communicating and having their argument.

01:15:06.000 For him, he wanted to walk away.

01:15:08.000 And for me, if you've been with me for three years, you already know who I am.

01:15:11.000 So let's resolve the situation.

01:15:13.000 So his mom must have hated you then?

01:15:15.000 She was two-faced.

01:15:17.000 She pretended she would like me and then talk shit behind my back when I heard the phone calls with him.

01:15:22.000 Gotcha.

01:15:23.000 Alright.

01:15:24.000 Did you ever go to Israel?

01:15:26.000 No, but he did.

01:15:27.000 Did you ever go to Israel?

01:15:28.000 Yeah.

01:15:29.000 You got your birthright?

01:15:30.000 Well, I haven't done my birthright trip yet.

01:15:30.000 Yeah.

01:15:32.000 I went on like a program, like a student exchange program thing.

01:15:35.000 How'd you like that?

01:15:36.000 It was really nice.

01:15:38.000 That's what he said.

01:15:38.000 It was beautiful.

01:15:39.000 You need to be saved.

01:15:40.000 What?

01:15:41.000 Okay, never mind.

01:15:44.000 Okay, let's continue.

01:15:45.000 Alright!

01:15:45.000 Myron Chill, this ain't Twitter.

01:15:47.000 Okay, man.

01:15:48.000 Moe Chorizo, ladies, despite y'all looking like the princess from Shrek, I'm still...

01:15:53.000 What?

01:15:53.000 What the hell did that say?

01:15:54.000 What the f...

01:15:55.000 What?

01:15:56.000 Moe Chorizo goes, ladies, despite y'all looking like the princess is from Shrek, I'm still taking one of you home with us tonight.

01:16:02.000 What?

01:16:02.000 Moe, make a move on the Jonah Hill-looking John next to Fresh.

01:16:06.000 You got it, big homie.

01:16:07.000 What?

01:16:08.000 Wait, first of all, no E on Moe.

01:16:11.000 You know anything you want to say, Moe?

01:16:13.000 I'm options, bro.

01:16:15.000 Do you like fat guys?

01:16:18.000 Hell no, she don't, bro.

01:16:19.000 I've never been with one.

01:16:20.000 You want to go out with Mo?

01:16:21.000 Tonight's your lucky night.

01:16:23.000 You want to go out with Fat Mo?

01:16:23.000 He's single.

01:16:24.000 Ready to mingle and jiggle.

01:16:27.000 I don't want to be rude.

01:16:27.000 What?

01:16:29.000 Oh, shit!

01:16:30.000 He has a cute smile.

01:16:32.000 He has a cute smile.

01:16:35.000 He does have a good smile.

01:16:38.000 You want to give him a chance?

01:16:39.000 Is it because he's black?

01:16:41.000 No.

01:16:42.000 What's the matter?

01:16:43.000 I don't want to be rude.

01:16:49.000 We tried, Bo.

01:16:51.000 You gotta lose some more weight, nigga.

01:16:55.000 Oh man, nobody's safe on this fucking podcast.

01:16:58.000 Yo, nobody.

01:16:59.000 Alright, okay, are we set up with the lighting sector yet?

01:17:02.000 Almost.

01:17:03.000 Alright ninjas.

01:17:03.000 Almost?

01:17:04.000 Are we gonna spin the wheel again?

01:17:05.000 She's breathing hard.

01:17:06.000 Yeah, she's sweating now.

01:17:08.000 We're about to see if she's really a virgin.

01:17:09.000 You okay?

01:17:11.000 You okay over there?

01:17:12.000 I mean, she's shaking over there, man.

01:17:14.000 Her pulse is going up and down.

01:17:16.000 She's sweating.

01:17:17.000 Yeah, this is great.

01:17:17.000 You good?

01:17:18.000 Bro, that shit look crazy.

01:17:19.000 This is great.

01:17:20.000 You wanna share a screen?

01:17:21.000 This is like a Chris can't read the numbers, I guess.

01:17:24.000 No, no, no.

01:17:25.000 That shit's going crazy.

01:17:26.000 Yeah.

01:17:26.000 Oh, it's going wild?

01:17:27.000 Alright, let's hit the...

01:17:28.000 Oh, shit!

01:17:29.000 What the...

01:17:29.000 Goddamn!

01:17:30.000 I'll tell you, man.

01:17:31.000 What's the heart rate?

01:17:32.000 Alright, should you answer what question again?

01:17:34.000 Calcone!

01:17:36.000 PUSH! I said it's biking.

01:17:41.000 Should we spin the wheel again?

01:17:44.000 Almost 20,000 out of niggas in here.

01:17:46.000 Like the video, man.

01:17:48.000 Do it right now.

01:17:49.000 Alright, let's spin the wheel again.

01:17:50.000 Angie?

01:17:51.000 Ask her the question right now.

01:17:52.000 Oh, we good to ask her?

01:17:54.000 Yeah, we good to ask her, man.

01:17:55.000 Okay, so you guys asked the baseline question and everything?

01:17:57.000 Yeah, we did.

01:17:58.000 Alright, ninjas, it is fucking time to play the game, aka polygraph time.

01:18:05.000 Alright, so the first question is, yes or no?

01:18:10.000 Bro, she is nervous as fuck.

01:18:12.000 Chris, let me know when to pop the question.

01:18:13.000 Actually, you know what?

01:18:14.000 Chris, pop the question because you're actually administering the test.

01:18:16.000 Alright, cool.

01:18:16.000 Go ahead.

01:18:17.000 First question is, are you a virgin?

01:18:21.000 Yes or no?

01:18:34.000 You know what?

01:18:37.000 Myron, she was twicking like, bro.

01:18:41.000 I knew it, bro.

01:18:53.000 That's why I was on her ass, bro.

01:18:54.000 Soon as she went.

01:18:55.000 Soon as she got hooked up fresh, I was like, why is she sweating so much?

01:18:58.000 Chris, I knew it, bro.

01:19:01.000 Yo, chat, I knew she wasn't a virgin, bro.

01:19:06.000 I knew it, bro.

01:19:07.000 Why lie, though?

01:19:08.000 Yo, chat.

01:19:11.000 Why is special interrogating her?

01:19:13.000 Yo, come on, man.

01:19:16.000 She's done, she's done.

01:19:18.000 Unhook her.

01:19:18.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:19:19.000 We ain't done yet.

01:19:21.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:19:33.000 You ready for this?

01:19:35.000 Virgin?

01:19:37.000 Question for you, Virgin.

01:19:41.000 Have you ever done anal?

01:19:48.000 Okay.

01:19:49.000 She said no.

01:19:50.000 I see.

01:19:50.000 Put the mic to her when she speaks, by the way.

01:19:52.000 She said no.

01:19:53.000 Yeah, no, that's fine.

01:19:54.000 Yeah, just hold it.

01:19:54.000 She already answered.

01:19:55.000 But just hold it when...

01:19:56.000 Okay, let's see.

01:19:58.000 Okay, so Chris needs a second for it to process, and we'll see what the lie detector says.

01:20:03.000 Oh, did she tell the truth, by the way, when she said she wasn't a virgin?

01:20:05.000 Yes.

01:20:05.000 Clearly?

01:20:06.000 She told the truth.

01:20:07.000 This is the virgin part right here.

01:20:09.000 Okay, real quick.

01:20:10.000 Can you explain to the people what the hell we're looking at here on the thing?

01:20:13.000 Explain the graph.

01:20:14.000 Basically, the red line is where we're...

01:20:17.000 This is how you know whether she's lying or not.

01:20:19.000 So when it stays stagnant, like when it's just like chill...

01:20:23.000 It's true.

01:20:24.000 When it jumps up and do all this crazy shit, she's lying.

01:20:24.000 It's true.

01:20:28.000 Yeah, I get it.

01:20:30.000 Red is a pose.

01:20:32.000 Blue is our breathing.

01:20:34.000 And green is our sweat.

01:20:35.000 So she's sweating, you know, a lot.

01:20:38.000 Alright, so she ain't sweating that bad.

01:20:40.000 She was.

01:20:41.000 She was.

01:20:43.000 Let's show the truth.

01:20:46.000 Okay, now she can be free.

01:20:48.000 Okay, so she told the truth when she said, I'm not a virgin, obviously.

01:20:51.000 Okay, and then what about this one just now?

01:20:54.000 It's just a little shaky on that.

01:20:55.000 No, Chris, look.

01:20:56.000 It's steady.

01:20:57.000 No, but this was before that.

01:20:59.000 But when he asked the anal question, it was around right here.

01:21:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:03.000 Okay, so.

01:21:04.000 It's pretty steady.

01:21:04.000 Alright, niggas, are you telling the truth or not?

01:21:06.000 No, no, she's shaky about it.

01:21:09.000 Have you tried it one time?

01:21:12.000 No, I have not.

01:21:15.000 Okay.

01:21:16.000 Alright.

01:21:17.000 You gotta give it like a good 10 seconds.

01:21:19.000 Okay.

01:21:20.000 Chris, you asked this earlier.

01:21:22.000 Uh-huh.

01:21:23.000 Let me know when it counts.

01:21:24.000 Yeah, do it now.

01:21:26.000 Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

01:21:26.000 Do it now?

01:21:26.000 Yeah, get back to it.

01:21:28.000 Don't want to just keep asking.

01:21:29.000 The anal thing is popping up.

01:21:30.000 Look.

01:21:31.000 Oh, shit.

01:21:32.000 Oh, she probably got a booty.

01:21:34.000 Yeah, I probably...

01:21:35.000 You got a booty eight?

01:21:37.000 No.

01:21:38.000 You lying, bro.

01:21:41.000 Alright, and then the last question is, I think I know which one it is.

01:21:46.000 Have you ever given a blowjob?

01:21:49.000 No, I have not.

01:21:51.000 Okay, let's see.

01:21:52.000 Let's see how this goes.

01:21:53.000 Even after saying you're not a virgin?

01:21:57.000 Let's see what happens with this one.

01:21:58.000 Yo, I can't wait till all the copycats start doing this shit.

01:22:01.000 But you know what?

01:22:02.000 You niggas don't got a team to read the shit.

01:22:04.000 We did it first.

01:22:05.000 Yeah, we did it first.

01:22:06.000 I don't know, man.

01:22:08.000 Her post is going up.

01:22:09.000 The copycats bind the detector right now.

01:22:12.000 That is a lie.

01:22:13.000 That is a lie.

01:22:16.000 My dog been sucking dick.

01:22:20.000 Yo!

01:22:21.000 Why you gaffin', man?

01:22:25.000 That shit went to the top!

01:22:27.000 That shit sent you a straight liar!

01:22:31.000 She's sweating bullets though!

01:22:33.000 Okay, she good.

01:22:34.000 We caught her.

01:22:36.000 Alright, so we got three.

01:22:37.000 So basically, okay, so the only thing she told the truth about was that she was not a virgin, but the other stuff is questionable?

01:22:43.000 Yeah, pretty much.

01:22:44.000 You see it right now?

01:22:45.000 You see how it's coming up?

01:22:46.000 Okay, so she gave a BJ. From your professional experience, nigga Chris, what would you say?

01:22:50.000 Nigga yes.

01:22:52.000 The nigga polygraph.

01:22:54.000 Okay, Chris is the nigga polygrapher, bro.

01:22:54.000 Nigga yes.

01:22:57.000 Yo, but you know what's funny?

01:22:59.000 What?

01:22:59.000 We just put on her, she was sweating.

01:23:01.000 It's a show?

01:23:02.000 She's never a virgin, bro.

01:23:03.000 I thought that shit was bugging out.

01:23:05.000 Listen, I knew you were capping.

01:23:05.000 The whole time I was like, man, I'm bugging out.

01:23:07.000 I'm like, no.

01:23:07.000 I caught you.

01:23:09.000 I caught you.

01:23:10.000 Yo, yo, yo.

01:23:11.000 Yo, yo.

01:23:12.000 Yo, yo.

01:23:13.000 Yo, yo.

01:23:14.000 Yo, yo.

01:23:15.000 Yo, yo.

01:23:16.000 Yo, yo, yo.

01:23:17.000 Yo, yo, yo.

01:23:18.000 Yo, yo, yo.

01:23:19.000 Yo, yo, yo, yo.

01:23:22.000 Yo, yo, yo, yo That was awesome.

01:23:29.000 That was fantastic.

01:23:30.000 Alright, I think it's spending the wheel time.

01:23:31.000 I've got to ask you a question, though.

01:23:33.000 Why are you like being a virgin?

01:23:34.000 Yeah, why?

01:23:37.000 That's a weird lie.

01:23:38.000 Is it because someone's watching?

01:23:40.000 Somebody's probably watching, yes.

01:23:43.000 Understandable.

01:23:44.000 But most guys know that most chicks aren't virgins, though, nowadays.

01:23:46.000 Who is it?

01:23:47.000 Your parents?

01:23:48.000 I hope not.

01:23:49.000 Oh my gosh, I hope not.

01:23:50.000 They're going to watch this shit.

01:23:53.000 I told you!

01:23:56.000 That Jordanian dad, he's going to be like, beat the shit out of her, bro.

01:24:01.000 You're going to hit it with the chocolate.

01:24:03.000 Yo, chocolate.

01:24:05.000 I see her Instagram.

01:24:06.000 I see her Instagram.

01:24:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:08.000 Pretty much.

01:24:09.000 Or her Instagram?

01:24:10.000 It's bad, bro.

01:24:11.000 Really?

01:24:12.000 My Instagram is bad.

01:24:12.000 It's bad, bro.

01:24:14.000 It's bad, bro.

01:24:15.000 Oh, shit.

01:24:15.000 Let's pull it up.

01:24:17.000 You should cap it all over the place.

01:24:17.000 Goddamn, man.

01:24:19.000 Everybody's blocked on my Instagram.

01:24:20.000 Yeah, hold on.

01:24:21.000 Let's pull that shit up real quick.

01:24:23.000 You sure you want to show your Instagram?

01:24:25.000 Yeah, you can show my Instagram.

01:24:26.000 You sure?

01:24:27.000 It's fine.

01:24:27.000 You said everyone's blocked, so I don't want to...

01:24:29.000 Let's see here.

01:24:30.000 Oh, she on the boat?

01:24:31.000 Too late, nigga.

01:24:32.000 She on the boat?

01:24:33.000 Oh, man.

01:24:35.000 Oh, I'm on a boat.

01:24:36.000 Yeah, that was actually my friend's boat for her birthday.

01:24:38.000 Her parents bought her a yacht.

01:24:39.000 Damn, man.

01:24:40.000 If you're on a yacht, you got got.

01:24:42.000 Bro, she on many yachts.

01:24:42.000 Yeah.

01:24:43.000 Many yachts.

01:24:44.000 At nighttime and everything.

01:24:45.000 She lives on a yacht.

01:24:46.000 Goddamn.

01:24:47.000 Yeah.

01:24:48.000 Goddamn.

01:24:49.000 Bro, this is a great example of a girl selling purity.

01:24:49.000 Goddamn.

01:24:51.000 Yeah.

01:24:52.000 Y'all ninjas.

01:24:53.000 Goddamn, bro.

01:24:54.000 Okay.

01:24:55.000 Yo, we shouldn't ask the body count.

01:24:57.000 All right.

01:24:58.000 You might as well, man.

01:25:01.000 Yeah, what is it?

01:25:02.000 Maybe she's a born again.

01:25:03.000 We should put it back on, no?

01:25:05.000 Yep, that's right.

01:25:06.000 Born again.

01:25:07.000 What is that?

01:25:09.000 Is it over 10?

01:25:10.000 That's crazy.

01:25:11.000 Is it over 10?

01:25:12.000 No way.

01:25:14.000 Well, I don't know what to believe anymore.

01:25:16.000 I don't know what to believe anymore.

01:25:18.000 She already says she's not a virgin.

01:25:20.000 What's the point of not knowing that?

01:25:21.000 Is it over 5?

01:25:23.000 Um...

01:25:24.000 Yes.

01:25:25.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:25:27.000 It's over five.

01:25:28.000 You want to go back under the test?

01:25:29.000 Yeah, you want to go back under the test?

01:25:31.000 It's over nine.

01:25:33.000 Waterboy or this?

01:25:35.000 No, my first answer was zero.

01:25:38.000 I'm sticking with zero.

01:25:39.000 That's it.

01:25:42.000 I'm Dominican.

01:25:44.000 I'm going to die Dominican.

01:25:45.000 That's it.

01:25:47.000 We don't go meet Dominican for lying.

01:25:49.000 We already don't?

01:25:50.000 You what?

01:25:50.000 Okay.

01:25:51.000 Listen, from this point on, what do we say?

01:25:54.000 We just can't believe nothing on board, bro.

01:25:57.000 Yo, man.

01:25:58.000 Yo.

01:25:59.000 Yo, that's crazy, though.

01:26:02.000 I'm a virgin.

01:26:04.000 Imagine she left the show, right?

01:26:06.000 We didn't expose her, bro.

01:26:07.000 Oh, is there a virgin?

01:26:09.000 100k!

01:26:10.000 Just to be my wife.

01:26:12.000 You never know.

01:26:13.000 Goddamn.

01:26:14.000 Some guy will pay for sure, man.

01:26:16.000 100k?

01:26:17.000 Yeah, some guy will pay.

01:26:17.000 Wow.

01:26:18.000 Yeah, there's dudes out there that pay for virgins.

01:26:20.000 I think a million dollars one time?

01:26:33.000 By the way, I love women, right?

01:26:37.000 Through and through.

01:26:38.000 But when they lie, I can't expect you no more, man.

01:26:41.000 At that point...

01:26:42.000 You can't just say that I'm not a virgin, man.

01:26:45.000 No, no.

01:26:46.000 You can lie, but not in my face.

01:26:48.000 They still do it, man.

01:26:50.000 Alright, so we're going to go back to spinning the wheel here.

01:26:52.000 The next question is going to be...

01:26:54.000 Well, actually, hold on.

01:26:54.000 Let's see.

01:26:55.000 Now that we know you ain't a virgin, would you have married the last guy that you banged?

01:26:58.000 She said yes.

01:27:00.000 Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:27:01.000 Remember, this was before she admitted that she wasn't a virgin.

01:27:04.000 Yeah, but she still said...

01:27:04.000 This is the last guy that she dated.

01:27:06.000 The last guy that I dated, yes.

01:27:08.000 Was the last guy that you smashed?

01:27:09.000 Same dude?

01:27:10.000 Last guy that I dated is the same guy that I would marry.

01:27:14.000 A.K.A. last guy you smashed.

01:27:16.000 A.K.A. the last guy that I dated.

01:27:21.000 Accountability is not here, bro.

01:27:22.000 Yo, man.

01:27:23.000 Alright.

01:27:24.000 Okay, fantastic.

01:27:25.000 Next one.

01:27:26.000 The last guy she dated was not the guy she smashed.

01:27:29.000 Is that true, Mo?

01:27:30.000 Sorry, is that true what Mo said or no?

01:27:32.000 She's laughing.

01:27:42.000 I like her, man.

01:27:43.000 She's honest, man.

01:27:45.000 Gotta be.

01:27:46.000 A little bit.

01:27:47.000 We're more honest than her friend.

01:27:53.000 She's capped.

01:27:59.000 Come on, man.

01:28:01.000 Y'all should be friends.

01:28:02.000 Leave her alone.

01:28:03.000 All right.

01:28:04.000 All right.

01:28:04.000 So, um...

01:28:06.000 All right.

01:28:08.000 You know what to do.

01:28:08.000 Go ahead, Ice.

01:28:09.000 Let's go.

01:28:10.000 Spin the wheel.

01:28:15.000 That's African niggas dancing, too, so this is good that you be dancing.

01:28:18.000 All right.

01:28:20.000 It's on the green.

01:28:20.000 All right.

01:28:21.000 What does it say?

01:28:24.000 How would you conduct yourself if your dad watches you for 24 hours?

01:28:29.000 Oh, shit.

01:28:30.000 That was a good one.

01:28:30.000 Oh, damn.

01:28:31.000 So if your dad was around you for 24 hours, how would you conduct yourself?

01:28:36.000 We'll start here with Miss Ireland.

01:28:36.000 What would you do?

01:28:39.000 Bad or no?

01:28:43.000 Honestly, probably do the same shit.

01:28:45.000 I've calmed down a lot.

01:28:46.000 Like, go to church now.

01:28:48.000 Chill out.

01:28:49.000 Don't really...

01:28:51.000 So back in the day, who's watching you, what would you do differently?

01:28:56.000 Just fake it.

01:28:57.000 Fake it till you make it.

01:28:59.000 So you had your whole face.

01:28:59.000 Okay.

01:29:01.000 How long did that last?

01:29:05.000 Until I met my ex.

01:29:08.000 Pretty much.

01:29:08.000 From what span?

01:29:09.000 Like how long did it last?

01:29:10.000 Like one year, two years, three years?

01:29:12.000 Oh, like two years.

01:29:13.000 Yeah.

01:29:13.000 Two years?

01:29:14.000 Okay.

01:29:15.000 PKH would change her whole day.

01:29:15.000 Alright.

01:29:17.000 Alright.

01:29:18.000 Basically.

01:29:18.000 What about you?

01:29:19.000 If your dad was watching, what would you do all day?

01:29:21.000 For starters, I wouldn't be going out.

01:29:23.000 It would really just be school and home and maybe sometimes hang out with friends like beach and food, but nothing extravagant at all.

01:29:33.000 Nothing late night?

01:29:34.000 Nothing late night.

01:29:35.000 You'd be doing extravagant things?

01:29:36.000 No guys, no anything.

01:29:37.000 Yeah.

01:29:38.000 How do you do extravagant things at 19 years old with no money?

01:29:41.000 With no money, that's a big, big stretch.

01:29:44.000 But I'm just...

01:29:45.000 How do you get money then?

01:29:49.000 Don't play.

01:29:51.000 I'm asking, how do you get money then if you're doing extravagant things?

01:29:54.000 Well, I'm always going to have money because my parents give me money while I'm in school.

01:29:58.000 So that's starters.

01:30:00.000 Until I do get my degrees and I start my career.

01:30:03.000 Extravagant is luxury.

01:30:05.000 To be extravagant, I would totally...

01:30:10.000 Just be at home.

01:30:11.000 And being a good girl.

01:30:12.000 No, no, I'm asking like, how do you get money to be extravagant like you said from before?

01:30:16.000 How do I get money to be extravagant?

01:30:18.000 Yeah, because you said you have extravagant experiences.

01:30:19.000 I get money by getting good grades, studying, doing what I have to do.

01:30:22.000 So your parents are giving you like 10k a month?

01:30:24.000 They're giving me money a month.

01:30:26.000 Not 10k a month, but enough for me to live how I like to live, how I've been raised.

01:30:26.000 Like 10k?

01:30:31.000 Okay.

01:30:32.000 Question.

01:30:32.000 Alright.

01:30:33.000 Yeah.

01:30:35.000 It's funny because you're laughing.

01:30:36.000 Is this all your current lifestyle now, but it still funds your lifestyle?

01:30:41.000 No.

01:30:42.000 Hey, Perry, you watching this right now?

01:30:44.000 She's definitely not watching this, though.

01:30:46.000 Oh, she won't.

01:30:47.000 Okay.

01:30:47.000 What would you do if your dad was watching you all the time?

01:30:50.000 I pretty much do the same.

01:30:52.000 I would pretty much do the same.

01:30:54.000 I would go to school, go home, hang out with family members most of the time, maybe movies, family things, some friends, and that's pretty much it.

01:31:07.000 Okay, so X out the sex.

01:31:09.000 No.

01:31:11.000 No sex.

01:31:12.000 Okay, what about you?

01:31:13.000 I wouldn't change nothing.

01:31:14.000 I mean, I wouldn't have sex.

01:31:16.000 So you'd still go to the club and steal people's liquor?

01:31:19.000 Yeah.

01:31:20.000 You'd be okay with your dad seeing that?

01:31:21.000 Yeah.

01:31:27.000 I wouldn't change nothing, I guess.

01:31:30.000 What about you?

01:31:34.000 Wait, even you getting banged by your boyfriend right now?

01:31:37.000 Nah, nah, nah.

01:31:37.000 Okay, so you would change that?

01:31:38.000 That's weird.

01:31:39.000 That's weird, my nigga.

01:31:40.000 Well, you said I wouldn't change nothing, so.

01:31:42.000 Yo, he was like, she got a big body in her.

01:31:44.000 That's my daughter.

01:31:47.000 So the only thing you would change is you would not fuck your boyfriend?

01:31:49.000 Yeah.

01:31:50.000 Okay.

01:31:50.000 What about you?

01:31:52.000 Sort of the same.

01:31:53.000 I have an open conversation and communication with him.

01:31:57.000 So if I'm going out to the club, if I'm doing this, if I'm doing...

01:32:01.000 So you'd be okay with your dad seeing all your shenanigans in the club?

01:32:04.000 Yes.

01:32:06.000 What do you do in the club when you're in there?

01:32:10.000 I just try to get free drinks, to be honest.

01:32:13.000 Wait, you try or you do?

01:32:14.000 I have a bunch of girlfriends that I pick and choose when I want to go clubbing.

01:32:19.000 Okay, how would you get free drinks from the guy?

01:32:22.000 I want to hear this.

01:32:23.000 I have a girlfriend that is...

01:32:24.000 I can't breathe!

01:32:25.000 I have a girlfriend who does it for me.

01:32:27.000 Oh, so you don't get the free drinks?

01:32:29.000 No.

01:32:29.000 Oh, she's one of them girls.

01:32:30.000 Okay, there you go.

01:32:31.000 So...

01:32:32.000 What if your friend's not there?

01:32:34.000 How would you procure free drinks?

01:32:36.000 Since I'm in the industry, I have a lot of connections.

01:32:41.000 I know promoters.

01:32:43.000 I've been around for a while in Miami.

01:32:46.000 That age.

01:32:47.000 Yeah, that age.

01:32:49.000 Let's say your friend isn't there.

01:32:51.000 How would you go up to a guy and approach him and get a free drink?

01:32:54.000 I haven't done that in a while.

01:32:58.000 So if your friend's not there, you ain't getting no free drinks?

01:33:01.000 No, she's not, bro.

01:33:02.000 She thirsty as fuck.

01:33:05.000 She ain't drinking, nigga!

01:33:08.000 Alright, so you ain't drinking if your friend ain't there?

01:33:10.000 No.

01:33:11.000 You don't have any game on your own?

01:33:14.000 I'm kind of shy like her.

01:33:15.000 Oh.

01:33:17.000 You're shy, right?

01:33:18.000 She ain't shy, she lying.

01:33:19.000 Wait, shy with what?

01:33:20.000 Like when you're there, you have a high girl.

01:33:21.000 Oh yeah, she's right.

01:33:22.000 She's right.

01:33:23.000 Yeah, totally shy.

01:33:25.000 I don't do that twerking stuff.

01:33:26.000 I don't like to be wild.

01:33:27.000 But I definitely get free drinks, girl.

01:33:29.000 She exposed you.

01:33:30.000 You are a capper.

01:33:33.000 You are a cavern!

01:33:34.000 I mean sometimes, I don't even know how to dance for real.

01:33:37.000 Girl, you be in there.

01:33:39.000 I tried, but like...

01:33:40.000 Pop walking and dropping.

01:33:41.000 What are you fucking talking about?

01:33:42.000 You be in there.

01:33:43.000 I don't know how to dance.

01:33:44.000 This is fantastic.

01:33:45.000 This is really fantastic.

01:33:47.000 I mean, I gotta learn from her then.

01:33:48.000 Why are you lying, bruh?

01:33:48.000 Not for me, not for me.

01:33:50.000 What's the point?

01:33:51.000 Oh, wait.

01:33:53.000 Never mind.

01:33:54.000 No, this is great.

01:33:55.000 Because, honestly, we're seeing female natrients with 1080p right now.

01:33:59.000 Literally.

01:33:59.000 This is great.

01:34:01.000 All right.

01:34:03.000 Somebody said she was sniffing the drinks.

01:34:07.000 She be what?

01:34:08.000 Sniffing the drinks.

01:34:08.000 Sniffing the drinks?

01:34:09.000 Sniffing.

01:34:10.000 Sniffing the drinks.

01:34:12.000 What the fuck, bro?

01:34:14.000 I guess you haven't been on this podcast listening.

01:34:18.000 Oh my god, I can't breathe.

01:34:20.000 Okay, so your friend isn't there, so you said that you just keep doing what you're doing and your dad would see you finessing drinks, but you can't finesse the drinks by yourself.

01:34:29.000 Because I really am always going in a group setting.

01:34:33.000 I never go by myself.

01:34:34.000 Okay, and then they get you the free drinks.

01:34:36.000 Yep.

01:34:37.000 Okay.

01:34:38.000 Yo, this panel is the best panel I've had in a long time, man.

01:34:44.000 Y'all think it's hilarious.

01:34:45.000 Are you a liar, niggas?

01:34:48.000 What the fuck's going on, bro?

01:34:51.000 Goddamn it.

01:34:52.000 What, Chris?

01:34:53.000 No, it's just funny, man.

01:34:54.000 Fresh is right.

01:34:55.000 Okay.

01:34:56.000 And we got 10,000 of y'all on Rumble, another 82 or so on YouTube, man.

01:35:00.000 Like the video, guys, for the production quality.

01:35:03.000 Fresh ideas.

01:35:03.000 We're bringing out lie detectors.

01:35:05.000 Fucking spin the wheels, man.

01:35:06.000 I don't want to hear nobody bitching about, bro, you guys are redundant still.

01:35:09.000 All the niggas are going to copy us, bro.

01:35:11.000 All right.

01:35:12.000 They're still going to complain.

01:35:12.000 Next question?

01:35:13.000 They're still going to complain.

01:35:14.000 Yeah, they're still going to complain about something, right?

01:35:15.000 And W. Chris, bro.

01:35:17.000 Oh, God, because Chris made that happen, so W. Chris.

01:35:19.000 Hey!

01:35:20.000 Should we do chats first?

01:35:22.000 Yeah.

01:35:24.000 Let's do one last question.

01:35:25.000 We will, and then we can do chats.

01:35:26.000 Cool.

01:35:27.000 Okay.

01:35:27.000 All right.

01:35:27.000 One last question.

01:35:28.000 So, I see you know what to do.

01:35:33.000 Okay.

01:35:33.000 Let's see what we get here.

01:35:35.000 Let's get a good one.

01:35:36.000 Here's some interesting questions from y'all.

01:35:37.000 Real talk, man.

01:35:41.000 All right.

01:35:42.000 We landed on the yellow.

01:35:43.000 All right.

01:35:44.000 Go ahead.

01:35:47.000 You cry.

01:35:48.000 Read it again.

01:35:50.000 Elmo.

01:35:50.000 Elmo, man.

01:35:51.000 Come on, man.

01:35:52.000 You got one job.

01:35:53.000 Go ahead.

01:35:55.000 When was the last time a man made you cry, and why?

01:35:59.000 Oh, shit.

01:36:00.000 Okay, we'll start right here with Miss Congestion.

01:36:03.000 Can I do a surprise question?

01:36:06.000 After this one?

01:36:07.000 Based on the panel?

01:36:07.000 No, forget this one.

01:36:08.000 Do another one.

01:36:10.000 Based on the panel?

01:36:10.000 This is a good question, there you go.

01:36:12.000 Okay, okay, right out.

01:36:13.000 Do you want to hit your surprise question first, and I do this one?

01:36:15.000 It's actually on the board.

01:36:16.000 This is hilarious.

01:36:17.000 It's on the board?

01:36:18.000 Yeah.

01:36:18.000 So you're audibling it right now?

01:36:20.000 Okay.

01:36:21.000 Yeah.

01:36:21.000 This one?

01:36:24.000 You know what?

01:36:25.000 I prefer this question.

01:36:27.000 What does this question say?

01:36:28.000 Would you give up your Instagram to get your virginity back?

01:36:32.000 That's a great question.

01:36:34.000 I feel like I should be the first one to answer this.

01:36:36.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:36:37.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:36:37.000 You've been lying all night.

01:36:39.000 Give us one second.

01:36:41.000 This is what we'll do.

01:36:42.000 We'll let the chat pick.

01:36:43.000 Okay?

01:36:44.000 So the first question is...

01:36:47.000 What was the last time a guy made you cry and why?

01:36:50.000 And then the second one is, would you give your Instagram up to get your Virginia back?

01:36:55.000 Give me a one if you guys want the first question of, when's the last time a guy made you cry and why?

01:36:59.000 Or two, if you guys want to hear the second question, which is, would you give your Instagram up to get your Virginia back?

01:37:05.000 Let's see what the chat says.

01:37:06.000 And then on YouTube, guys, go ahead and do a poll.

01:37:08.000 And then on Rumble, we're looking at the numbers.

01:37:10.000 Let's see what they say.

01:37:11.000 We'll let the people pick.

01:37:12.000 We're going to chat in between.

01:37:14.000 Yeah, and then we could do chats while we do this.

01:37:15.000 Chris, can we pull it on the side, on YouTube?

01:37:17.000 Yes, fine.

01:37:17.000 Because I can see that it's kind of split on Rumble.

01:37:20.000 So, that way we'll see.

01:37:21.000 Again, number one question is...

01:37:25.000 Why did the last guy make you cry?

01:37:29.000 Who made you cry and why?

01:37:30.000 And then the second one is, which is number two, is would you give up your Instagram to get your virginity back?

01:37:36.000 We're going to run the poll on YouTube.

01:37:38.000 Do me a favor, guys.

01:37:38.000 Switch on over to YouTube and answer the question on YouTube because that's where we're going to go ahead and go.

01:37:42.000 Because Rumble, we can't do polls, unfortunately.

01:37:44.000 So let's poll it.

01:37:44.000 Not yet.

01:37:45.000 Yeah, not yet on Rumble, but soon.

01:37:47.000 But go on over to YouTube right now, guys, and answer the poll, because we really want to get y'all opinions on it, okay?

01:37:52.000 Cool.

01:37:53.000 And Chris, can you write a question first on there as well?

01:37:55.000 Yeah, Mo's on it.

01:37:56.000 Mo's on it?

01:37:57.000 All right.

01:37:57.000 Quickly, gentlemen, quickly.

01:37:58.000 All right, let's hit the next one.

01:38:00.000 All right.

01:38:01.000 And W team in the background.

01:38:02.000 Kyrie Thomas goes, this panel is...

01:38:04.000 God damn it.

01:38:05.000 Fresh, can you read my glasses?

01:38:06.000 This panel is so effed, except the Virgin, which she capped about.

01:38:10.000 After chemotherapy treatment, you're not supposed to have sex until 40 hours pass.

01:38:14.000 I wouldn't smash chemo besides the Virgin.

01:38:17.000 Before y'all talk shit, I beat it 2022, and my blank is batter, or bitch is batter, but I'll leave you for the Virgin.

01:38:25.000 Wait, what?

01:38:26.000 Let me read it again.

01:38:28.000 Go back.

01:38:29.000 Okay, Kyrie Thomas goes, this panel is so ass except the virgin.

01:38:32.000 After chemotherapy treatment, you're not supposed to have sex until 48 hours passes.

01:38:36.000 I wouldn't smash with chemo dick besides the virgin.

01:38:38.000 Goddamn, okay, you're trying to say y'all niggas ugly.

01:38:40.000 Okay, before y'all talk shit, I beat it in 2022.

01:38:42.000 My bitches batter, but I'll leave for the virgin.

01:38:44.000 She ain't a virgin though.

01:38:45.000 You got hoodwinked, my friend.

01:38:46.000 Yeah, literally.

01:38:47.000 Wife wanted to go through my phone when I was in the shower.

01:38:49.000 When I refused to give it to her, she grabbed my balls with her nails and cut them.

01:38:52.000 I was dripping.

01:38:53.000 I hear two kids, three, two, and four months, I left the house.

01:38:58.000 What do I do?

01:38:59.000 She grabbed your balls and now you're bleeding?

01:39:01.000 Uh, leave, bro.

01:39:03.000 Your wife?

01:39:04.000 She might kill you in your sleep.

01:39:05.000 What the fuck?

01:39:06.000 Yeah, bro, you need to go talk to a family lawyer if you're not trolling here.

01:39:06.000 Damn.

01:39:09.000 Ali goes, like the video, Habibis.

01:39:11.000 Yeah, man, like the goddamn video, bro, because we're over here doing all kinds of updates on the podcast and production for y'all.

01:39:17.000 Habibis!

01:39:18.000 Speaking of private parts, we're from our sponsor?

01:39:22.000 Oh, yes.

01:39:23.000 Ladies, y'all know what to do.

01:39:24.000 Yes.

01:39:25.000 Wait, I mean, penis time.

01:39:25.000 It's ball time.

01:39:28.000 Go ahead.

01:39:30.000 We're from our sponsor while we go ahead and get the poll going.

01:39:32.000 Go ahead, ladies.

01:39:34.000 Come on down.

01:39:34.000 Get in there.

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01:39:42.000 Evenly, please.

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01:39:44.000 Goddamn.

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01:40:27.000 There you go, man.

01:40:28.000 All right, ladies.

01:40:28.000 Thank you.

01:40:29.000 You smash her so good she won't lie about being a virgin.

01:40:32.000 Facts!

01:40:35.000 Alright, cool.

01:40:36.000 Gaz6969 goes, shout out Count Mokula, Penny Hustler, the great Blitzby, Shadow Demon, and Deadshot, whoever misses.

01:40:44.000 Okay.

01:40:45.000 Who never misses?

01:40:46.000 I appreciate that.

01:40:48.000 This is Kyrie Thomas goes, 28, you need to go and do a few lines to clear your nose and wake up.

01:40:54.000 I hope you brought some value to this podcast besides sounding like a pig.

01:40:57.000 Goddamn, nigga.

01:40:58.000 I don't do drugs, but nice try.

01:40:59.000 If you look better, I could definitely pimp you.

01:41:03.000 What the fuck?

01:41:04.000 You have anything you want to say back to this guy, Kyrie Thomas?

01:41:06.000 They told me to dress appropriately, like, not look like a hoe, so I don't know.

01:41:11.000 I have a double D in size in my bra, if that helps.

01:41:16.000 I think you're doing a great job, by the way.

01:41:18.000 Don't mind them.

01:41:19.000 Okay, you're doing great.

01:41:19.000 I go through this every day of my life.

01:41:21.000 I can't change it.

01:41:23.000 Trust me, I deal with it, too.

01:41:25.000 We both can't breathe.

01:41:28.000 It's a good thing.

01:41:29.000 I think so.

01:41:34.000 I can relate, nigga.

01:41:35.000 Is that why you stutter?

01:41:36.000 What the fuck?

01:41:37.000 Because you can't breathe?

01:41:37.000 No, I was just kidding.

01:41:38.000 Oh, okay.

01:41:39.000 I was just going to say.

01:41:40.000 And then we got here, 32Q goes, girl next to Fresh, why you sound like Gucci Mane back in 2009?

01:41:48.000 Damn.

01:41:49.000 Sounding all congested and shit.

01:41:52.000 Gucci!

01:41:53.000 Burp!

01:41:54.000 Burp!

01:41:59.000 I don't talk to people that's on the sidelines.

01:42:06.000 Definitely not.

01:42:07.000 Is he special teams or something?

01:42:08.000 He's a lineman.

01:42:10.000 Ew, no.

01:42:11.000 I don't get cheated on.

01:42:12.000 Why don't you just trust him?

01:42:14.000 To marry him now.

01:42:16.000 What's holding you back?

01:42:17.000 I have a lot of stuff going on for myself and I want to be at a specific spot in life before I settle down and commit.

01:42:24.000 Tell us about this specific spot in life that you want to be in.

01:42:26.000 You know what that means?

01:42:27.000 She's saying, it's not me.

01:42:29.000 Sorry, it's not you, it's me.

01:42:31.000 Tell us about this specific spot that you want to be in life.

01:42:33.000 I want to work with different organizations, companies, with marketing, basically helping their production, image, things like that.

01:42:43.000 And after I get my degrees, I plan to do that.

01:42:46.000 So career over husband?

01:42:49.000 Get that money over a nigga.

01:42:51.000 What the fuck?

01:42:52.000 Okay.

01:42:54.000 Question, who told you that you should focus on your career over a man?

01:42:57.000 My parents.

01:42:58.000 That's how I was raised.

01:42:59.000 Both your parents?

01:43:00.000 Both of them.

01:43:01.000 Interesting.

01:43:02.000 Okay.

01:43:03.000 Because a man will leave, but the money won't leave.

01:43:05.000 There you go.

01:43:06.000 So they taught you to be independent?

01:43:07.000 Very.

01:43:08.000 All right, Queen.

01:43:09.000 He's an offensive lineman.

01:43:10.000 Okay.

01:43:11.000 He's an offensive lineman?

01:43:12.000 Yeah.

01:43:13.000 Okay.

01:43:14.000 Very interesting.

01:43:15.000 Very interesting.

01:43:16.000 Okay.

01:43:17.000 Mukumi goes, shout out FNF. Much love and respect to you guys.

01:43:20.000 Stop yourselves and everyone.

01:43:21.000 It's time to put the ladies to the test like their lives dependent on.

01:43:24.000 Name three countries beside the U.S. Ready, set, go.

01:43:27.000 Okay.

01:43:27.000 We'll start right here with Miss Ireland.

01:43:28.000 Name three countries you can't name.

01:43:29.000 Ireland, Canada, or the United States, or Mexico.

01:43:32.000 Go ahead.

01:43:33.000 Name three countries.

01:43:35.000 You gotta talk into the microphone, please.

01:43:37.000 Go ahead.

01:43:38.000 Albania, Thailand, Nigeria.

01:43:40.000 Okay, good job.

01:43:41.000 China, France, Nigeria.

01:43:45.000 Nigeria?

01:43:46.000 Actually, India.

01:43:48.000 Okay.

01:43:49.000 You can sit yourself on that one.

01:43:50.000 Three countries?

01:43:51.000 Three countries.

01:43:52.000 And you can't name one that someone else named.

01:43:53.000 Don't lie.

01:43:54.000 Three countries.

01:43:55.000 Yes.

01:43:57.000 You got this.

01:43:57.000 That I would get tatted?

01:43:59.000 No, no, no.

01:44:00.000 Just name three countries in the United States.

01:44:01.000 Or sorry, in the world.

01:44:02.000 Three countries in the world.

01:44:04.000 Have we said Australia?

01:44:05.000 No.

01:44:08.000 Um...

01:44:08.000 Two more.

01:44:10.000 What else?

01:44:11.000 Florida.

01:44:12.000 Okay.

01:44:13.000 Chris.

01:44:13.000 Wait, no, I didn't say Florida.

01:44:15.000 Yeah, it's okay.

01:44:16.000 We got you.

01:44:16.000 Two more.

01:44:18.000 Um...

01:44:19.000 Maybe where you want to do your honeymoon?

01:44:21.000 Let's say...

01:44:22.000 I mean, you travel all with boats and shit.

01:44:25.000 You should know.

01:44:25.000 Where are you from?

01:44:26.000 Where am I from?

01:44:29.000 I say Africa.

01:44:32.000 Okay, what else?

01:44:32.000 What other country?

01:44:33.000 What else?

01:44:35.000 Name one more.

01:44:36.000 You got this.

01:44:37.000 Another country.

01:44:38.000 One more.

01:44:38.000 Antarctica.

01:44:40.000 Europe.

01:44:42.000 Yeah.

01:44:43.000 Alaska.

01:44:44.000 Fantastic.

01:44:46.000 All right.

01:44:48.000 Name three countries.

01:44:49.000 Jamaica, Cuba, Brazil.

01:44:52.000 Good job, Yanni.

01:44:54.000 What about you?

01:44:55.000 Excuse me.

01:44:57.000 I'm going to clear my throat now.

01:44:58.000 Oh, really?

01:44:59.000 Now?

01:45:01.000 Now you want to clear it?

01:45:02.000 It's a bit late.

01:45:02.000 Now?

01:45:03.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:45:05.000 Germany.

01:45:06.000 Okay.

01:45:07.000 Spain.

01:45:08.000 Okay.

01:45:10.000 And where I've been to, Brazil.

01:45:14.000 Someone in Brazil already?

01:45:16.000 I did.

01:45:17.000 Okay.

01:45:17.000 One more.

01:45:18.000 One more.

01:45:19.000 You got it.

01:45:22.000 Because she said France, I've been there France.

01:45:24.000 Okay.

01:45:24.000 Don't worry, it's only like 100 more.

01:45:25.000 Yeah, it's only like 160 more.

01:45:28.000 It's okay.

01:45:30.000 Russia.

01:45:31.000 Russia.

01:45:31.000 Okay.

01:45:32.000 Alright.

01:45:33.000 Nosferatu.

01:45:33.000 Okay, I guess so.

01:45:35.000 Damn it.

01:45:35.000 You're the only one that messed up, virgin.

01:45:37.000 You messed it up, man.

01:45:37.000 Well, allegedly.

01:45:39.000 Okay.

01:45:40.000 What else do we got here?

01:45:42.000 Do we have any...

01:45:43.000 Oh, okay.

01:45:44.000 Oh, we got the poll results in, by the way.

01:45:46.000 Let's go ahead and end the poll.

01:45:47.000 So it looks like all of you guys voted for...

01:45:51.000 58% voted for question number two, which again, reminder, is would you give up your insta to get your virginity back over the last question, which is...

01:45:59.000 Who was the last guy that made you cry and why?

01:46:01.000 So we'll go ahead and go with number two, the people who have spoken.

01:46:04.000 We will go ahead and give y'all what you guys want.

01:46:06.000 It's a good one, man.

01:46:06.000 1.8K. 1.8K voted?

01:46:09.000 Yep.

01:46:09.000 Okay.

01:46:10.000 All right.

01:46:10.000 It was close, but all right.

01:46:12.000 So we'll go with that one first?

01:46:14.000 Yeah.

01:46:14.000 And then we'll close out with the chats.

01:46:15.000 All right.

01:46:16.000 Would you give up your Instagram to get your virginity back?

01:46:22.000 No, because it's part of my career.

01:46:24.000 No, just add some more spice to this.

01:46:26.000 Pull it up.

01:46:27.000 Oh, shit.

01:46:28.000 This is very important now.

01:46:29.000 Okay, yeah, that's good.

01:46:30.000 We need to see correlation to why.

01:46:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:46:34.000 I want this question?

01:46:35.000 Okay, okay.

01:46:36.000 Two lines in one.

01:46:37.000 Okay, I see that.

01:46:38.000 Okay, so you said no for your career.

01:46:39.000 Yes, because...

01:46:40.000 So your virginity is not that important to you?

01:46:41.000 No.

01:46:42.000 Okay.

01:46:42.000 All right.

01:46:44.000 And your career...

01:46:45.000 Myron, she knows a lot.

01:46:47.000 Wait, hold on.

01:46:47.000 Which Instagram is yours again?

01:46:50.000 Michi's Touch.

01:46:51.000 Michi's Touch.

01:46:54.000 What about you?

01:46:55.000 Would you give up your Instagram to get your virginity back?

01:46:58.000 I would.

01:47:00.000 Okay.

01:47:00.000 This is for business, though.

01:47:02.000 Yeah, I recently did Fashion Week, Swim Week.

01:47:05.000 Alright, so can we pull up Michi's Touch?

01:47:07.000 That's it.

01:47:10.000 You don't have a personal page?

01:47:12.000 You have a personal page?

01:47:13.000 I do have a personal page, but it's private.

01:47:16.000 Okay, would you give up your personal page to get your virginity back?

01:47:18.000 Yes.

01:47:19.000 Okay.

01:47:20.000 That's different.

01:47:20.000 Alright.

01:47:21.000 Alright.

01:47:22.000 What about you?

01:47:23.000 You said yes?

01:47:23.000 Yeah.

01:47:24.000 You would?

01:47:24.000 Why?

01:47:27.000 I don't like the way I lost my virginity.

01:47:30.000 Gang bang or something?

01:47:32.000 No.

01:47:32.000 It was very traumatizing.

01:47:36.000 Oh, okay.

01:47:36.000 Yeah, I don't really want to get into it, but I would, yeah, I'd like it back.

01:47:41.000 That'd be pretty nice.

01:47:43.000 Okay.

01:47:45.000 Okay.

01:47:46.000 Alright, what about you?

01:47:47.000 Would you give your Instagram up for your virginity?

01:47:50.000 Yes.

01:47:51.000 Why?

01:47:55.000 Because...

01:47:56.000 Because I don't need my Instagram.

01:48:02.000 Well, okay.

01:48:03.000 I guess, alright.

01:48:06.000 Question.

01:48:07.000 Do you know who you lost your virginity to?

01:48:11.000 Yeah, the last guy that I dated.

01:48:14.000 The one that your mom didn't like?

01:48:15.000 Yeah.

01:48:16.000 Is that why she didn't like him?

01:48:19.000 Yep.

01:48:20.000 Got it.

01:48:22.000 Well, I don't know if that's who she lost her virginity to nowadays, man.

01:48:24.000 I mean, she's been lying about a bunch of stuff.

01:48:27.000 Yeah, you were right.

01:48:28.000 Yeah, that was probably like the third guy or something like that.

01:48:30.000 Okay.

01:48:32.000 What about you?

01:48:33.000 Yeah, I would for my virginity back.

01:48:35.000 Is it the guy that you friend-zoned?

01:48:38.000 No.

01:48:39.000 He's in college.

01:48:40.000 Yeah.

01:48:41.000 Hey, yo!

01:48:43.000 Look at the comment!

01:48:47.000 You look thick!

01:48:53.000 You decided to post your fingers!

01:48:56.000 Chris is right, you got no ass, nigga.

01:49:00.000 Yo, no ass, nigga.

01:49:02.000 A little something.

01:49:04.000 Don't play.

01:49:05.000 Where's your offensive line boyfriend?

01:49:06.000 Where's your boyfriend?

01:49:07.000 Oh, you don't get posted.

01:49:08.000 I don't do that.

01:49:09.000 You got to post him?

01:49:14.000 No, we're just not on the media.

01:49:16.000 I don't do that social media stuff with relationships.

01:49:19.000 I haven't yet.

01:49:20.000 We just made it official on Saturday.

01:49:21.000 Too much.

01:49:23.000 Drama.

01:49:23.000 That means you're single then.

01:49:25.000 I post them on Snapchat all the time.

01:49:26.000 That means you're single then.

01:49:27.000 Why?

01:49:28.000 Because no one knows that.

01:49:30.000 What?

01:49:30.000 Somebody go to your page, you're single.

01:49:32.000 No, I'm not.

01:49:33.000 No, no, but they don't know that.

01:49:34.000 Your profile looks like you're single, I'll tell you that.

01:49:36.000 Yeah, it does.

01:49:37.000 Both of y'all got some single lady profiles.

01:49:39.000 You're right, you're right, you're right.

01:49:40.000 Can't argue with that.

01:49:41.000 You gotta put them under it, man.

01:49:42.000 I would.

01:49:43.000 I'd have no problem with that.

01:49:44.000 Are you going to?

01:49:45.000 Tonight.

01:49:45.000 Nope.

01:49:46.000 No, we don't have cute pictures.

01:49:48.000 I need a good picture.

01:49:50.000 Listen, you know what I hear?

01:49:54.000 Excuses.

01:49:55.000 Excuses, yeah.

01:49:55.000 If I was a chick with a man, I'd be posting my man.

01:49:58.000 Yo, we need to talk to this nigga, man.

01:49:59.000 Yo, get her phone, bro.

01:50:01.000 Call that nigga, man.

01:50:01.000 Yo, we gotta talk to her boyfriend, bro.

01:50:03.000 Say something real quick, man.

01:50:04.000 Yo, her boyfriend.

01:50:07.000 This nigga fucking up, man.

01:50:08.000 No, no, no.

01:50:09.000 Your boyfriend.

01:50:10.000 Your boyfriend, hers.

01:50:11.000 Just call him real quick.

01:50:12.000 You gotta call him, man.

01:50:13.000 Talk to him real quick, man.

01:50:14.000 We gotta do an intervention with this nigga online.

01:50:16.000 Facts.

01:50:16.000 Goddamn.

01:50:17.000 He fucking up.

01:50:18.000 I wanna hear this, too, man.

01:50:20.000 Alright.

01:50:20.000 This is bad.

01:50:21.000 Okay.

01:50:22.000 And then what about you?

01:50:22.000 In the meantime.

01:50:23.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:50:24.000 You better not be saying crazy.

01:50:26.000 Hold on.

01:50:27.000 Do it.

01:50:27.000 Yeah, close it real quick.

01:50:28.000 Close it, close it, close it.

01:50:29.000 Hang up.

01:50:30.000 Close it.

01:50:30.000 No, no, no.

01:50:30.000 No, don't call him yet.

01:50:31.000 Okay.

01:50:32.000 Don't call him yet.

01:50:32.000 You wanna post?

01:50:33.000 And then, for you, would you give up your Instagram for your virginity pack?

01:50:38.000 I don't use it, so yeah.

01:50:40.000 You would?

01:50:41.000 Yeah.

01:50:41.000 Okay.

01:50:41.000 So you'd give up those whole years?

01:50:44.000 Yeah.

01:50:44.000 Do you regret those whole years?

01:50:45.000 Damn!

01:50:46.000 Yeah, honestly.

01:50:47.000 Why do you regret them?

01:50:48.000 I personally feel like...

01:50:50.000 Merch.

01:50:51.000 It's harder to connect to people, and it's really hard for me to be, like, actually attracted to someone now, like...

01:50:56.000 Oh.

01:50:57.000 Damn!

01:50:57.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:50:58.000 Pear bonding.

01:50:58.000 Yeah.

01:50:59.000 Okay, so you would say that your sexual exploits before make it harder for you to connect with a guy now?

01:51:06.000 Absolutely.

01:51:07.000 Would you say that your sexual exploits before maybe you were able to get with really higher status men or very attractive men and it's kind of like skewed things where it's like, damn, my standards are up here now because I was able to fuck maybe an MLB player or an NBA player or something like that and now a regular guy that can commit to me isn't good enough now?

01:51:25.000 Pretty much, yeah.

01:51:26.000 Have you seen the show before?

01:51:29.000 Yeah.

01:51:30.000 Is that what media change for the better as well?

01:51:33.000 No.

01:51:33.000 Okay.

01:51:34.000 What's the body count?

01:51:37.000 I mean, Chad wants to know.

01:51:38.000 Okay.

01:51:39.000 I mean, Chad wants to know.

01:51:41.000 It's up to you.

01:51:42.000 Go ahead.

01:51:43.000 Like, 50-ish?

01:51:44.000 100?

01:51:45.000 Let's just say I stopped counting in high school.

01:51:47.000 I got you, Chris.

01:51:48.000 In high school?

01:51:49.000 For 9,000!

01:51:51.000 Hot dogs!

01:51:53.000 Goddamn!

01:51:54.000 Goddamn, it's like 20 dogs counting.

01:51:55.000 Damn!

01:51:56.000 But, I mean, okay.

01:51:57.000 I mean, that's fair.

01:51:59.000 Okay.

01:51:59.000 So now, it is time to call Waterboy.

01:52:01.000 Yeah, we call Waterboy.

01:52:02.000 Waterboy!

01:52:03.000 Alright, let's call this nigga, man.

01:52:04.000 No FaceTime.

01:52:04.000 Yeah.

01:52:05.000 Have her get the boyfriend and Alright, so no FaceTime.

01:52:09.000 You can press call.

01:52:10.000 Yeah, just call.

01:52:11.000 And then hold it up.

01:52:12.000 I really hope he answers.

01:52:13.000 I hope not.

01:52:14.000 I really, really hope he answers.

01:52:17.000 Even the friend's like, I want to know what position you play.

01:52:23.000 Hello.

01:52:26.000 What position do you play?

01:52:30.000 Oh my God!

01:52:33.000 Come on to the show!

01:52:34.000 Oh no!

01:52:36.000 Bro, question!

01:52:38.000 Is she your girl?

01:52:41.000 Yeah.

01:52:42.000 Okay, question brother.

01:52:43.000 How old are you?

01:52:46.000 19.

01:52:47.000 Love her?

01:52:49.000 Yeah.

01:52:50.000 Would you marry her right now?

01:52:52.000 Uh, right now.

01:52:54.000 Right now, we 19, bro.

01:52:58.000 Okay.

01:53:03.000 Okay, question for you.

01:53:05.000 Is there anything that she's doing right now that you don't like?

01:53:08.000 At all?

01:53:10.000 Say it again?

01:53:11.000 Like right now in the current, I want to say, relationship.

01:53:14.000 Is she doing anything that you don't like?

01:53:17.000 Is there something I don't like?

01:53:19.000 Yeah, that she's doing right now.

01:53:24.000 You okay with her going to the club?

01:53:29.000 By yourself?

01:53:34.000 But when you're not there, are you okay with that?

01:53:45.000 Bro, keep it a thousand with us.

01:53:52.000 You smashing other girls?

01:54:09.000 I'm at the smoke shop right now.

01:54:13.000 I'm at the smoke shop right now.

01:54:14.000 I'm at the smoke shop right now.

01:54:19.000 I'm at the smoke shop right now.

01:54:21.000 That nigga dip, bro.

01:54:22.000 Bro, don't let the coach find out you smoking, bro.

01:54:25.000 Bro, why are you smoking?

01:54:25.000 You're an athlete, man.

01:54:32.000 Stupid.

01:54:33.000 It's fine.

01:54:33.000 We can hang up, man.

01:54:34.000 He fucking up, man.

01:54:36.000 He fucking up big time, bro.

01:54:38.000 But he 19.

01:54:39.000 He don't know shit.

01:54:40.000 Yeah.

01:54:41.000 But, bro, if my girl ever talked about me like that on a pod, no offense.

01:54:47.000 Bro, she'd be single.

01:54:48.000 Like, immediately.

01:54:49.000 That shit crazy.

01:54:52.000 Well, I turned into Goku, nigga.

01:54:54.000 Oh, at least he answered.

01:54:55.000 Yeah, at least he, well.

01:54:56.000 So now we know.

01:54:57.000 She wears the pants.

01:54:58.000 Yeah, see?

01:54:59.000 He better answer.

01:55:00.000 See?

01:55:01.000 Damn!

01:55:02.000 Chris, we at that time, right?

01:55:03.000 Yeah.

01:55:04.000 Alright, so we gotta get the ladies out of here, guys.

01:55:06.000 It's that time.

01:55:09.000 Chats?

01:55:09.000 Last chats here?

01:55:10.000 Yeah, chats.

01:55:10.000 Okay, Proud Boys.

01:55:11.000 This is a good man.

01:55:13.000 Alright, Proud Boy goes.

01:55:14.000 Are those guest chairs insured for excess weight?

01:55:18.000 Some of these guests look like they misplaced Bunker Buster or audiences meant for Gaza.

01:55:25.000 What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?

01:55:27.000 Yeah, okay.

01:55:30.000 Can someone please pass the big next to Fresha Tissue?

01:55:32.000 Yo, y'all are fucking dickheads, man.

01:55:35.000 His name is Blow Your Nose.

01:55:39.000 Yo!

01:55:40.000 Okay, Alien Pauper goes, from Myron Afresh...

01:55:45.000 Fat Chinless Bride of Chucky, L. Wig.

01:55:47.000 We don't believe the virgin.

01:55:49.000 The village must suspect the hymen.

01:55:50.000 If you fail, we stone you.

01:55:51.000 Gorlock Coolio.

01:55:53.000 Mouth-breathing short bus rider.

01:55:54.000 Give Crest a Henny.

01:55:55.000 WMOW Blitz.

01:55:57.000 God damn alien papa.

01:55:58.000 Anything else?

01:56:00.000 Yeah, way more.

01:56:01.000 Great show earlier about building wealth.

01:56:05.000 Thank you.

01:56:05.000 Ladies, do you claim to be wife material?

01:56:07.000 If so, what qualities should a woman have to claim wifey?

01:56:10.000 If you claim wife material...

01:56:11.000 Show your Instagram to prove it.

01:56:12.000 We already won.

01:56:13.000 We just saw it.

01:56:14.000 Yeah, bro.

01:56:15.000 Most chorizo.

01:56:16.000 Ladies, despite y'all looking like...

01:56:18.000 No, no, no.

01:56:18.000 Okay, shout out Fresh Affair.

01:56:19.000 This is from Mucinex.

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01:56:25.000 Mucinex, Mucinex.

01:56:26.000 Mucous out.

01:56:27.000 Thanks, bro.

01:56:28.000 I appreciate that.

01:56:28.000 Buy me the life supply bed.

01:56:29.000 Buy me the life supply bed.

01:56:31.000 The last hole-bender.

01:56:33.000 Goddamn!

01:56:33.000 We're swamp, ain't it?

01:56:35.000 Chris went from Shrek's neighborhood to pick up the ogres.

01:56:38.000 These girls don't deserve you, Mo.

01:56:39.000 Shout out to, actually, fine-ass Miami Chula.

01:56:42.000 Miami Chula.

01:56:42.000 That's all, man.

01:56:42.000 I appreciate you, brother.

01:56:44.000 Yo.

01:56:45.000 Ace the dog.

01:56:46.000 Ace the dog goes, my sister asks, how does she get her husband to stop babying her son and make him be a man all her son do is drink and stay in his room, sleeping?

01:56:55.000 He a bitch, man.

01:56:56.000 I don't know what to tell you.

01:56:56.000 You gotta enroll him in a sport.

01:56:58.000 Um...

01:56:59.000 The ogre life?

01:56:59.000 Yo, you guys are fucked up.

01:57:01.000 Growness will first look like Fiona mid-transition to her ogre state, but a man in my tax bracket, this world is crazy.

01:57:08.000 Go on a minute.

01:57:10.000 Yo, what the fuck, man?

01:57:14.000 When Dominicans say they virgins, they mean 10 to 20 bodies.

01:57:18.000 I told you, man.

01:57:20.000 I told you, man.

01:57:22.000 Yo, they don't play, man.

01:57:23.000 Oh, man.

01:57:25.000 Are you over five, though?

01:57:27.000 Come on, man.

01:57:28.000 Give us at least that.

01:57:29.000 You over five.

01:57:30.000 I told you I was to get a zero.

01:57:32.000 Yeah, it's over five.

01:57:34.000 Yahweh goes, an undercover hoe is like an undercover...

01:57:38.000 Blank.

01:57:39.000 Blank.

01:57:39.000 Okay, Yahweh.

01:57:42.000 Isn't that your god?

01:57:44.000 Yahweh?

01:57:46.000 No.

01:57:47.000 No.

01:57:48.000 Okay, never mind.

01:57:49.000 Shawn Michaels says, girl in the middle.

01:57:50.000 It's crazy how girls will lie with a straight-ass face and then get exposed.

01:57:53.000 Imagine her telling her boyfriend, baby, I promise you're the only one.

01:57:58.000 Yo, man.

01:57:59.000 That was funny.

01:58:00.000 And I think theirs is my name.

01:58:02.000 I stand on business.

01:58:03.000 I stand on business.

01:58:05.000 Okay.

01:58:06.000 I stand on business.

01:58:09.000 You said if you're honest like that and you tell the truth and you stand on business, like you said, rate your girlfriend here from a 1 to 10.

01:58:15.000 10 assuming is perfect.

01:58:17.000 She a baddie.

01:58:17.000 Like that's 10 is like perfection.

01:58:19.000 What would you rate a 1 to 10?

01:58:20.000 Honestly.

01:58:22.000 Go ahead.

01:58:22.000 Tell us the truth.

01:58:23.000 She's a 9.

01:58:25.000 You can say like 8.5.

01:58:28.000 I mean, I'm a...

01:58:29.000 I believe in you.

01:58:30.000 Why are you laying for the camera?

01:58:32.000 Bro, what the fuck?

01:58:33.000 You really rate her a 9?

01:58:35.000 Yes.

01:58:36.000 That was a lie.

01:58:41.000 If we had time, I'd put her on the lie detector, too.

01:58:44.000 Do you really think your friends are nine?

01:58:45.000 Come on, man.

01:58:47.000 You let me down, man.

01:58:48.000 Yeah, man.

01:58:48.000 I believe you.

01:58:48.000 She don't stand on business at all.

01:58:50.000 Nah.

01:58:52.000 She stand on cap.

01:58:53.000 What else we got here?

01:58:56.000 Oh, okay.

01:58:57.000 Death to my hate.

01:58:58.000 Double down to Marco.

01:58:59.000 Y'all don't know how much this podcast has sustained me.

01:59:00.000 Last year was hell.

01:59:01.000 I'm now making $3K a week.

01:59:02.000 Shout out to you, my friend.

01:59:03.000 You make $12K a month.

01:59:04.000 That's what we're talking about, man.

01:59:05.000 Shout out to you.

01:59:06.000 That's my future husband.

01:59:08.000 Well, he won a virgin making that kind of money.

01:59:13.000 Yahweh says, make sure to clip that of the girl lying about being a virgin so it goes viral.

01:59:19.000 And no man marries her thinking she's a good girl.

01:59:21.000 The chick by Fresh is fat.

01:59:23.000 How you gonna judge Moe?

01:59:24.000 That's why you breathe like a piggy.

01:59:26.000 Like a pig.

01:59:27.000 The black girl ugly like a man.

01:59:29.000 Damn.

01:59:30.000 Shit!

01:59:30.000 That was excessive.

01:59:31.000 Well, Yahweh, however you say that, I don't even know.

01:59:34.000 Who the fuck are you?

01:59:36.000 I was a bit much.

01:59:38.000 It was just like a little extra.

01:59:39.000 Yeah, tell him what's up.

01:59:40.000 You have anything else you want to say to him?

01:59:42.000 Tell him what's up.

01:59:44.000 Get him.

01:59:45.000 Get him.

01:59:45.000 Come on, it's y'all fight.

01:59:46.000 I just ignore stupid idiotic comments that are not into the IQ that I have.

01:59:51.000 Man, fuck y'all niggas.

01:59:54.000 Fuck y'all niggas.

01:59:56.000 Fuck y'all niggas.

02:00:00.000 What's your IQ, by the way?

02:00:01.000 Have you ever done a test?

02:00:03.000 I think I did.

02:00:05.000 I don't remember.

02:00:09.000 Okay, normally when people talk about their IQ, they've done a test before, but I guess...

02:00:13.000 Okay, bug it.

02:00:14.000 What do you think your IQ is?

02:00:17.000 I guess I'm interpersonal.

02:00:19.000 So what do you think your IQ is?

02:00:22.000 Interpersonal?

02:00:23.000 I've only did the personality one.

02:00:25.000 So you've never done a IQ test?

02:00:26.000 No.

02:00:27.000 Well, I'll say this.

02:00:28.000 She did name three countries.

02:00:30.000 So I'll give her that.

02:00:32.000 Okay.

02:00:33.000 Blew chew up my ass.

02:00:34.000 Three countries.

02:00:35.000 We did that already.

02:00:36.000 And then we got here...

02:00:39.000 Ask the girls if they would get a tattoo of a man and how long of dating time it would take to do it.

02:00:43.000 I know one of them did it within a month of dating the dude left right after her doing it RGBA. What?

02:00:52.000 Who's that?

02:00:53.000 None of y'all have a tattoo of a guy, right?

02:00:55.000 Hell no.

02:00:55.000 I do.

02:00:56.000 You do?

02:00:56.000 What?

02:00:57.000 Oh shit.

02:00:58.000 Okay.

02:00:59.000 Was it the guy with the small dick?

02:01:00.000 No.

02:01:01.000 It wouldn't be.

02:01:02.000 Was it your ex?

02:01:02.000 Yep.

02:01:03.000 Which one?

02:01:04.000 To be fair, he has my name too.

02:01:06.000 Or he has bad vibes.

02:01:07.000 How long did it take?

02:01:09.000 Yeah, how long were we together before you decided to tattoo?

02:01:12.000 I think like a month or two.

02:01:14.000 Hell no!

02:01:15.000 How tall is he?

02:01:16.000 Mega two.

02:01:16.000 How tall is he?

02:01:17.000 Before, after, whole face.

02:01:19.000 There was a lot that was involved, okay?

02:01:22.000 Like, it was very toxic, very abusive.

02:01:23.000 That nigga knows you, then.

02:01:24.000 He commented.

02:01:25.000 He knows you.

02:01:26.000 I'm pretty sure it's probably him or his friend.

02:01:29.000 All right.

02:01:30.000 It was very toxic.

02:01:31.000 Like, how toxic are we talking?

02:01:32.000 Like, y'all used to street fighter it?

02:01:34.000 Like, we would get, yeah.

02:01:35.000 Like, fist fights.

02:01:36.000 Put that guile music on and shit.

02:01:42.000 Okay, what else we got here?

02:01:46.000 Number one podcast in the world, man.

02:01:48.000 Stoke94 goes, what are three qualities of a lame woman that men should avoid?

02:01:53.000 Do we have time for that, Chris?

02:01:54.000 Yeah, it's fine.

02:01:55.000 Alright.

02:01:58.000 Three qualities of a lame girl that men should avoid.

02:02:01.000 Not guy, lame girl.

02:02:04.000 Or name one.

02:02:07.000 One will be, I guess, not having the same qualities that the other person has.

02:02:14.000 Like, if it's aspirations, if it's having sex plurality the way that they want it.

02:02:21.000 Just any one quality.

02:02:21.000 Just one, yeah, we can just call one.

02:02:23.000 So just not wanting sex?

02:02:25.000 Yeah, I guess.

02:02:26.000 What about you?

02:02:27.000 Not being consistent.

02:02:29.000 Okay.

02:02:31.000 If a guy wants to go out, and she doesn't want to go out, and she always wants to do the things that she wants to do, but not the things that the guy wants to do.

02:02:41.000 Alright.

02:02:42.000 What about you?

02:02:43.000 Being needy, like financially, just needing a man, always wanting, begging, things like that.

02:02:48.000 What about you?

02:02:49.000 Not meaning what you say.

02:02:54.000 Can we make the argument that you don't even mean what you said when you talked?

02:02:58.000 You weren't honest with your friend?

02:02:59.000 You didn't want to tell her she was a hoe when she was being a hoe?

02:03:02.000 Alright, fantastic.

02:03:04.000 Alright, next.

02:03:05.000 Okay, anything else?

02:03:06.000 Caught up?

02:03:06.000 No, we're not.

02:03:07.000 Last one.

02:03:08.000 Crot goes, the bleeding ball is no cap.

02:03:10.000 Question for the ladies.

02:03:10.000 Have you ever put hands on your significant other?

02:03:12.000 Even if so, what did you do and do you think it was justified?

02:03:15.000 Well, she did.

02:03:16.000 Alright, how many of y'all have put hands on a boyfriend before?

02:03:18.000 Raise of hands.

02:03:19.000 I knew Biddens did that.

02:03:22.000 I believed him.

02:03:24.000 Oh, all of y'all have done it.

02:03:25.000 Well, come on, man.

02:03:28.000 Okay, fine.

02:03:29.000 Come on, man!

02:03:30.000 Yo, why you lying to somebody?

02:03:32.000 She said, holy!

02:03:33.000 I need to hold that real quick.

02:03:35.000 Yeah.

02:03:36.000 That was a lie.

02:03:37.000 All right, so all the girls here have gotten in a fight with their boyfriend.

02:03:41.000 Okay, anything else?

02:03:42.000 All right, Shy Goon goes, shout out to the whole FNF gang.

02:03:45.000 Ladies, would you delete your IG for the right guy?

02:03:47.000 Wow.

02:03:47.000 Yes.

02:03:48.000 All of y'all?

02:03:49.000 Yeah.

02:03:49.000 Okay.

02:03:51.000 Yeah.

02:03:52.000 So that's a fentanyl problem.

02:03:53.000 Goddamn.

02:03:53.000 Fentanyl, the titties in that...

02:03:54.000 Okay.

02:03:57.000 Man, fuck you, nigga.

02:03:58.000 Oh, shit.

02:03:59.000 Cover up Ho E.W. Myron.

02:04:00.000 All right.

02:04:01.000 What do we got?

02:04:02.000 Virgin Miriam.

02:04:05.000 Swing to Tejas.

02:04:06.000 We got a good population of Muslims to keep this marriage in line.

02:04:08.000 This comment is just for fun.

02:04:09.000 Okay.

02:04:10.000 Okay.

02:04:11.000 20 and up, guys.

02:04:12.000 Those are early.

02:04:13.000 Those are early.

02:04:14.000 Oh, wow.

02:04:14.000 Okay.

02:04:15.000 If the chick on birth control and virgin, then Chris is a homeless, Moe Skinny, Fresh is white, and Myron is a simp.

02:04:20.000 Okay.

02:04:21.000 I followed your advice on setting up a date immediately after getting a girl's number, but should I text them periodically so that I'll stay on their minds since women have so many options and not trying to mess up?

02:04:28.000 No, you set up a date immediately, dude.

02:04:30.000 Fuck.

02:04:30.000 Set up the date right away.

02:04:31.000 You're not a pen pal, bro.

02:04:32.000 Yeah.

02:04:33.000 Meekly, fresh and balls, where are you at tonight, big homie?

02:04:35.000 You have an urgent on the panel tonight, dude.

02:04:37.000 No, we don't.

02:04:38.000 You know what we mean.

02:04:39.000 She has no experience or sexual experience.

02:04:40.000 Come on and take it away, big fella.

02:04:42.000 I think you're smart enough to not come tonight.

02:04:44.000 Yeah.

02:04:45.000 Brovina, ladies, name one United States president cannot name Trump, Biden, Obama, or Bush.

02:04:49.000 Let's see if women deserve to vote.

02:04:53.000 This is gonna be tough for them.

02:04:54.000 What is voting nowadays?

02:04:56.000 We have democracy.

02:04:57.000 Have you seen, like...

02:04:58.000 Andrew Jackson.

02:05:01.000 Alright.

02:05:01.000 I'm shit out of luck.

02:05:03.000 Okay.

02:05:04.000 One president outside of...

02:05:05.000 Aren't you in school?

02:05:06.000 Yeah, but...

02:05:07.000 Name one president outside of those.

02:05:12.000 We said...

02:05:13.000 George Washington.

02:05:16.000 Okay.

02:05:17.000 Lincoln.

02:05:18.000 Okay.

02:05:19.000 Okay.

02:05:19.000 Jefferson.

02:05:21.000 They're just going by last names.

02:05:23.000 That's fine.

02:05:23.000 I'll give it to you.

02:05:25.000 It's hard.

02:05:25.000 What, Chris?

02:05:26.000 They're going by money.

02:05:27.000 Like, what's a dollar bill?

02:05:28.000 $5 bill?

02:05:29.000 $2 bill?

02:05:29.000 $20 bill?

02:05:30.000 They got it.

02:05:31.000 Yeah, they got it.

02:05:32.000 Question, if USA no longer allowed child support, would you ladies keep your man?

02:05:35.000 Now, take those answers and apply them now.

02:05:41.000 Jdubs.

02:05:41.000 Bro, y'all funny as fuck.

02:05:43.000 Does Mo need help?

02:05:43.000 I got a degree in music recording.

02:05:44.000 Let me come get a laugh in, too.

02:05:46.000 Mo, you need any help?

02:05:48.000 No, but you can DM me anyway.

02:05:50.000 Hit him up.

02:05:51.000 Hit him up.

02:05:51.000 Music recording, DM me.

02:05:53.000 DM me or Jbills.

02:05:54.000 Meekly.

02:05:54.000 Damn, Neon ain't got no chance with the young miss in the middle.

02:05:57.000 Neon vs.

02:05:58.000 Virgin Girl.

02:05:59.000 Well, she ain't a virgin, I guess.

02:06:00.000 Oh, she ain't.

02:06:01.000 Official rating for tonight starting from Myron.

02:06:04.000 The Nose for...

02:06:07.000 Three.

02:06:07.000 Virgin.

02:06:08.000 Okay, he gave you a three.

02:06:09.000 Virgin, cat, four.

02:06:10.000 Nappy, hair, one.

02:06:11.000 And then whitey, one.

02:06:12.000 Or two.

02:06:13.000 I don't think the nose is negative four.

02:06:15.000 Oh.

02:06:16.000 God damn, nigga.

02:06:17.000 Y'all fucked up.

02:06:18.000 Alright, what else do we got here?

02:06:19.000 Three.

02:06:19.000 Doge goes, after watching this episode, Chris would be more suited in staffing a circus freak show than a date podcast.

02:06:24.000 Okay.

02:06:26.000 Nick Lee goes, uh...

02:06:27.000 Bumbocard smash, alright?

02:06:29.000 Oh, this is some...

02:06:30.000 Okay, you gotta do this, Chris.

02:06:31.000 Bumbocard!

02:06:32.000 Bumbocard.

02:06:32.000 Can't believe this tonight.

02:06:34.000 No expect this from the virgin gal.

02:06:36.000 Fresh Eli, in a can named Tree Country.

02:06:38.000 Fresh as balls, you know what to do.

02:06:40.000 Take it away, Fresh.

02:06:41.000 Bumbocard!

02:06:42.000 Command him.

02:06:42.000 Fuck!

02:06:43.000 Fuck!

02:06:44.000 Scrap!

02:06:45.000 Okay.

02:06:45.000 Lionass304 wants a man with a massive degree but can't name three countries.

02:06:48.000 We're proud of you to be ashamed.

02:06:49.000 Fuck you, AI, and whoever the fuck you are.

02:06:52.000 Oh, shit.

02:06:53.000 Last one?

02:06:54.000 Last one here.

02:06:54.000 Losito goes, you save me over $5,000 a month with your podcast.

02:06:58.000 Keep this up.

02:06:59.000 Good job, bro.

02:06:59.000 That's what we're talking about, man.

02:07:02.000 W. Okay.

02:07:03.000 We'll go ahead and get last thoughts here.

02:07:04.000 We'll start with Miss Congestion.

02:07:07.000 How's the show for you?

02:07:08.000 How's the show for you?

02:07:08.000 Last thoughts, questions, disagreements, points.

02:07:10.000 This is more of a fun time.

02:07:11.000 It's been a good experience.

02:07:12.000 Okay.

02:07:13.000 To be honest.

02:07:14.000 You were a good sport.

02:07:15.000 Thank you.

02:07:15.000 Thank you for coming.

02:07:16.000 No, thank you for having me.

02:07:18.000 I appreciate it.

02:07:18.000 I just wish you'd try a black man in your life.

02:07:22.000 She will now.

02:07:23.000 Do you want me to tell you the truth?

02:07:25.000 Go ahead.

02:07:26.000 I'm just scared.

02:07:27.000 Because back then at 18, my friend had a boyfriend who was very abusive and crazy and he put my number on Craigslist and I saw one.

02:07:37.000 Because it got texted to me.

02:07:39.000 Wait, what?

02:07:39.000 Not all black guys are the same.

02:07:41.000 That's how I got scared.

02:07:42.000 She saw a black dick.

02:07:45.000 Alright.

02:07:46.000 She got scarred because somebody put her number on Craigslist?

02:07:49.000 Because it kept coming.

02:07:50.000 Someone texted her a black dick.

02:07:52.000 She got scarred.

02:07:55.000 I was 18.

02:07:57.000 I mean, like, just a tip, though.

02:07:59.000 I was a virgin.

02:08:00.000 I mean, like, but just a tip, though.

02:08:02.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:08:03.000 Chris, what?

02:08:04.000 No, like, just put in just a tip, you know?

02:08:07.000 All right, bro.

02:08:08.000 We can move on.

02:08:09.000 All right.

02:08:10.000 What about you?

02:08:10.000 Yeah, what about you?

02:08:11.000 I'm confused too.

02:08:12.000 Final thoughts, questions, disagreements, anything like that?

02:08:15.000 Nah, it's been real.

02:08:18.000 You still stand on Bittis?

02:08:19.000 Always and forever.

02:08:20.000 Is your friend still a nine?

02:08:21.000 Yeah.

02:08:22.000 She and I, man.

02:08:23.000 I stand on what I say.

02:08:25.000 What are you guys trying to say?

02:08:26.000 I think she's beautiful.

02:08:29.000 You stand up with a straight face.

02:08:31.000 That's funny.

02:08:32.000 That's a straight face.

02:08:33.000 You're hilarious, man.

02:08:33.000 What about you?

02:08:34.000 What do you got to say?

02:08:35.000 Last thoughts on the show.

02:08:36.000 My experience was nice, fun.

02:08:38.000 Everyone's really lighthearted.

02:08:40.000 Messy line, man.

02:08:41.000 Funny.

02:08:51.000 You know what?

02:08:56.000 I think you're awesome too as well.

02:08:59.000 I just want to give you one last parting way of life.

02:09:03.000 Which is?

02:09:05.000 Don't be fucking lying, hoe.

02:09:08.000 I'll be back.

02:09:10.000 I'll be back just to make sure you could say that again.

02:09:12.000 Good.

02:09:12.000 Shout out to you.

02:09:13.000 No more lies.

02:09:15.000 What about you?

02:09:16.000 My experience was really well.

02:09:19.000 You guys are very funny.

02:09:21.000 Yeah, that was crazy.

02:09:22.000 I had a lot of fun talking to you guys, though.

02:09:24.000 It got real, really fast.

02:09:25.000 Treat him well.

02:09:27.000 Because I'm telling you right now.

02:09:27.000 You better treat me well.

02:09:29.000 If you're watching this show, you need to break up with her right now, man.

02:09:34.000 You a fucking simp, bro.

02:09:35.000 Bro, you are damn.

02:09:36.000 You are a running back, bro.

02:09:39.000 What the fuck are you doing, nigga?

02:09:41.000 You a running back, bro?

02:09:42.000 You should be fucking the bad white bitches, man.

02:09:45.000 She loves you in the front zone.

02:09:47.000 Niggas are running back on the fucking team.

02:09:49.000 What the fuck are you doing, man?

02:09:52.000 She out there saying, I got him on lock.

02:09:54.000 I'm not going to lie, bro.

02:09:55.000 You dummy.

02:09:55.000 She's running on his back.

02:09:57.000 Oh my god.

02:10:01.000 That's my man.

02:10:12.000 No, that's my man.

02:10:13.000 Bro, you need to go fuck a white bitch so she appreciates what she got, nigga.

02:10:16.000 You need to let her know that she can be replaced with a Becky, man.

02:10:18.000 Yo, nigga, get Haley, man.

02:10:21.000 Bro, you are a running back in the Big Bati.

02:10:25.000 You are one of the hottest communities in the school, bro.

02:10:29.000 Big Bati, Big Mike.

02:10:30.000 Bro, what are you doing, bro?

02:10:31.000 Stupid.

02:10:32.000 Yeah, you a dummy, man.

02:10:33.000 Stop being a fucking simp.

02:10:34.000 And she got no ass.

02:10:35.000 Yeah, what are you doing, nigga?

02:10:37.000 He wasn't the one working on it.

02:10:39.000 Bro, you were running back talking like an offensive lineman, bro.

02:10:43.000 Stupid fucking idiot.

02:10:44.000 We wish you the best.

02:10:45.000 Goddamn, man.

02:10:46.000 Do better, man.

02:10:47.000 What about you?

02:10:48.000 I thought it was going to be worse or whatever.

02:10:51.000 All my friends, when I told them I was going on, they were all like, are you sure?

02:10:55.000 Are you sure you want to do that?

02:10:57.000 Tell us the truth.

02:10:58.000 What was the, like, reasoning why?

02:10:59.000 Well, someone told me to bring up the Sneeko thing.

02:11:01.000 Like, to say he was in the corner watching or some shit.

02:11:04.000 Everyone told me to give, like, little Jeff to do this.

02:11:07.000 Oh, man.

02:11:08.000 Everyone told me you guys were going to be so misogynist, so this and that.

02:11:11.000 Were we misogynist, though?

02:11:13.000 No, I think you guys were cool.

02:11:14.000 Alright.

02:11:15.000 Did you see clothes before coming on?

02:11:17.000 Huh?

02:11:17.000 Did you see clips of the show before coming on?

02:11:19.000 Yeah, I watched a few.

02:11:20.000 Okay.

02:11:21.000 All right.

02:11:21.000 Does anyone else hear think they were misogynists?

02:11:23.000 I had no idea what I was getting into.

02:11:26.000 We can tell.

02:11:28.000 We can tell.

02:11:29.000 Fuck around and find out.

02:11:30.000 Oh, yeah.

02:11:31.000 You ain't a virgin.

02:11:33.000 She's like, damn.

02:11:34.000 Sheesh.

02:11:34.000 Alright.

02:11:35.000 Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed that episode, man.

02:11:37.000 We brought a bunch of fresh new things for y'all, man.

02:11:40.000 Hope you guys enjoyed it.

02:11:41.000 W. Chris for the panel, man.

02:11:43.000 Thank you for coming, ladies.

02:11:45.000 Thank you for having us.

02:11:47.000 Sucking his own dick as usual.

02:11:48.000 Pan his own back.

02:11:49.000 Guys, we'll be back on Wednesday.

02:11:52.000 We got some guests that we're talking about.

02:11:55.000 We're trying to figure out how we're going to do it for y'all.

02:11:58.000 But other than that, guys, like the video.

02:11:59.000 All the girls' Instagrams are below.

02:12:00.000 I'm sure they'd appreciate it if you send them a dick pic.

02:12:01.000 We'll catch you guys on the next episode of Pressure Fit on Wednesday.

02:12:04.000 Love y'all.

02:12:05.000 Peace!

02:12:06.000 I ran, I ran so far away.

02:12:11.000 I just ran, I ran all night and day.

Fresh & Fit - November 14, 2023

Girls Claims Virgin So We Put Her On A Lie Detector Test & THIS Happened!

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