Fresh & Fit - December 16, 2025


Girls Try To Get 60 Year Old Granny To Do OF


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 22 minutes

Words per Minute

88.73633

Word Count

7,303

Sentence Count

1,000

Misogynist Sentences

28

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

On this episode of The Fresh Podcast After Hours, Joe and Aaron are joined by special guest Yvonne to talk about life, love, sex, cars, and more. Joe is headed to Arizona for AmericaFest this week and Aaron is in Miami.


Transcript

00:40:56.000 And we're live.
00:40:56.000 What's up, guys?
00:40:57.000 Welcome to the Fresh Podcast After Hours.
00:40:58.000 This show, Joe, with some lovely ladies.
00:40:59.000 Let's get into it.
00:41:00.000 Let's go.
00:41:20.000 Get out.
00:41:23.000 It's the night on the ground in the night.
00:41:31.000 Yo, put your shoes on outside.
00:41:32.000 You don't got to put them on in here.
00:41:50.000 All right, and we are live.
00:41:51.000 What's up, guys?
00:41:51.000 Welcome to the Fresh Podcast After Our Edition, man.
00:41:53.000 Sorry for the delay, guys.
00:41:54.000 It's like the holidays and stuff like that.
00:41:56.000 So, you know, it's probably the last show for this week, actually.
00:42:00.000 So, no Wednesday then, right?
00:42:02.000 No.
00:42:02.000 Yeah, because I didn't realize, but like both of us, me and Fresh, are both going to Phoenix for Amfest this week, guys.
00:42:11.000 I think it begins on Thursday, but I'm going to leave Wednesday night.
00:42:14.000 I think Fresh might leave the same time or maybe earlier.
00:42:16.000 Wednesday morning.
00:42:17.000 Wednesday morning.
00:42:18.000 So we'll be in Phoenix, Arizona.
00:42:20.000 So if you guys are going to be at America Fest, we'll see you guys there.
00:42:23.000 It's going to be probably the biggest right-wing/slash conservative expo for the year, I think.
00:42:29.000 I think it's gonna be one of the biggest ones ever because this is the first one since Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
00:42:35.000 So it'll be a big deal.
00:42:37.000 So we'll see you guys there if you guys are gonna be there if you got your tickets.
00:42:39.000 Yep.
00:42:39.000 So in Arizona.
00:42:42.000 Any other announcements I'm trying to think?
00:42:44.000 Pretty much that is it.
00:42:46.000 And then, well, he had a car accident.
00:42:49.000 Friggin' side swipe me going to the gym and then I got my X-Rays done.
00:42:57.000 I'll see what happens with the findings and then from there go on and move accordingly.
00:43:03.000 But yeah.
00:43:03.000 You gotta get that lawyer.
00:43:04.000 Yeah, bro.
00:43:05.000 Aston Martin.
00:43:07.000 Got hit, yeah.
00:43:08.000 Yep.
00:43:08.000 Well, all right, Chris, take it up.
00:43:10.000 He has oxygen here.
00:43:11.000 Yeah.
00:43:12.000 No, the ass, that was the asking.
00:43:13.000 Yeah, bro.
00:43:15.000 Well, speak on car accidents.
00:43:21.000 No, talking to me.
00:43:22.000 Excuse me.
00:43:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:43:24.000 No, yeah, we have four girls on the panel.
00:43:26.000 Shout out to the girls.
00:43:27.000 Shout out to the chat.
00:43:29.000 Yeah, we're here.
00:43:30.000 I mean, the show's not canceled.
00:43:31.000 We do it live.
00:43:32.000 And this may be the last show of the year.
00:43:34.000 Who knows?
00:43:35.000 I will try my very best to have a show next week.
00:43:37.000 But, you know, even three or four have holidays, have families, too, guys.
00:43:41.000 So, you know, you can't, you know, hit me on that, you know?
00:43:44.000 But other than that, follow me on onlyfriends.com slash Aaron Poxon.
00:43:46.000 Wait, what'd you say?
00:43:48.000 You know, FP Picks up.
00:43:49.000 Ow!
00:43:50.000 And yeah, I'm on Twitch too.
00:43:52.000 Hey, yo, Chris, I bet you won't do it.
00:43:54.000 Who knows?
00:43:55.000 But you're going to do it?
00:43:56.000 W Chat.
00:43:57.000 All right.
00:43:58.000 Okay.
00:43:59.000 Always some glorious commentary from our guy, Chris.
00:44:03.000 Even though none of us understand what he's saying.
00:44:05.000 Sometimes.
00:44:06.000 Cool.
00:44:07.000 Ladies, thank you for waiting.
00:44:08.000 If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
00:44:13.000 If you want to, of course, your body count.
00:44:15.000 Sorry, but Granny.
00:44:16.000 Wait.
00:44:17.000 Damn.
00:44:17.000 Excuse me.
00:44:18.000 Damn.
00:44:18.000 No kidding.
00:44:20.000 What's your name?
00:44:21.000 My name is Yvonne.
00:44:22.000 Okay.
00:44:22.000 How old are you?
00:44:23.000 60.
00:44:24.000 Wait, is that the oldest show?
00:44:27.000 Yeah.
00:44:32.000 Number one.
00:44:33.000 That's an award.
00:44:34.000 I think, like, yeah, late 50s was.
00:44:35.000 Yeah.
00:44:36.000 Yeah.
00:44:36.000 She's up there, probably, top three.
00:44:38.000 Cool.
00:44:39.000 All right.
00:44:39.000 First name you said is Ivan?
00:44:40.000 Yvonne.
00:44:41.000 Yvonne.
00:44:42.000 Okay.
00:44:42.000 What do you do for work?
00:44:44.000 Retire.
00:44:45.000 Retired?
00:44:46.000 What gets your past job?
00:44:48.000 What'd you do?
00:44:50.000 I was a manager, restaurant manager for 30 years, probably.
00:44:55.000 Yes.
00:44:55.000 Okay.
00:44:56.000 Where are you from originally?
00:44:58.000 Originally?
00:44:59.000 Yeah.
00:44:59.000 Nicaragua.
00:45:00.000 Oh, okay.
00:45:01.000 Did you grow up in Miami?
00:45:04.000 No, I grew up in Nicaragua and I came here when I was 16.
00:45:07.000 So Miami, yes.
00:45:09.000 Okay.
00:45:09.000 All right.
00:45:10.000 So the F in the room right here, okay?
00:45:13.000 I have to ask, all right.
00:45:15.000 Respectfully.
00:45:16.000 Sure.
00:45:17.000 Are you still smashing over having sex with people right now at 60?
00:45:21.000 Chad wants to know.
00:45:22.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:45:23.000 Like, does the pipe still work down there?
00:45:26.000 No, she probably is.
00:45:27.000 That's a good question.
00:45:28.000 Everything works, but I'm waiting for the right guy.
00:45:30.000 Oh, my God.
00:45:31.000 It hasn't come.
00:45:32.000 I think it's way fast that.
00:45:34.000 No, it's always the right guy when you're ready for it.
00:45:40.000 I'm not retired, but.
00:45:42.000 No, no, no, no, him, him.
00:45:44.000 Oh, no, I know, I know.
00:45:45.000 I mean, it doesn't matter.
00:45:46.000 I mean, the right person will come.
00:45:48.000 It doesn't matter if it's your time.
00:45:50.000 What's the youngest you could be?
00:45:51.000 Yeah, what's the youngest?
00:45:52.000 The youngest he could be.
00:45:53.000 35.
00:45:54.000 Well, my ex-husband was eight years younger than me.
00:45:57.000 So probably five.
00:46:00.000 No, like 35.
00:46:01.000 Like, no, no, not 35.
00:46:02.000 That's my son's age.
00:46:04.000 Damn it.
00:46:04.000 I have no chance.
00:46:06.000 I mean, shoot him on myself.
00:46:07.000 Do you have sex for fun?
00:46:09.000 We have no chance.
00:46:10.000 Do you have sex for fun?
00:46:11.000 No, you know.
00:46:12.000 Are you only looking for the right person?
00:46:14.000 Do you know what?
00:46:15.000 I'm not looking for anyone.
00:46:17.000 I'm just chilling.
00:46:19.000 Okay.
00:46:20.000 So when you're reinventing yourself and you're trying to figure it out where you were because you've been Building everybody else's life, and so now it's like so.
00:46:32.000 When was the last time you had sex?
00:46:34.000 Uh, the last time I had sex or two years ago, one two years ago, yeah, we're gonna die.
00:46:46.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, so I'm curious about what happened.
00:46:48.000 Like, give them head, is that the real teeth?
00:46:53.000 Yes, okay, okay, so like no gum, no gum jobs.
00:46:58.000 Can y'all at least let me finish asking the questions?
00:47:00.000 No, I'm just asking you.
00:47:02.000 We're asking the right questions, Myra.
00:47:04.000 Like, I was scared.
00:47:05.000 Chris asking the right questions.
00:47:07.000 Highest education level completed for you?
00:47:08.000 Yes.
00:47:09.000 Like, high school, college, or no, actually, high school.
00:47:13.000 I'm doing my GD, but I did my whole class and then just been afraid.
00:47:19.000 Wait, wait, you're doing GD now?
00:47:21.000 Yeah.
00:47:21.000 God damn, nigga, what's up?
00:47:24.000 Let's say I'm good, mom.
00:47:26.000 Let's say, you know, I told you I was reinventing myself.
00:47:33.000 So it's time for me to go do what I needed to do.
00:47:36.000 When I came here, I came and I had to do what I had to do for my kids.
00:47:40.000 So now it's my time.
00:47:41.000 That's your turn.
00:47:41.000 Okay.
00:47:42.000 All right.
00:47:42.000 That's fair.
00:47:42.000 So you're getting your GED now.
00:47:44.000 Okay.
00:47:44.000 And then relationship status?
00:47:46.000 Are you single or single?
00:47:47.000 Single.
00:47:48.000 Absolutely.
00:47:49.000 Have you been married before?
00:47:49.000 No?
00:47:50.000 Three times.
00:47:51.000 Three times?
00:47:53.000 Divorce all three?
00:47:55.000 Yes.
00:47:56.000 Well, I meant to ask, like, you initiated the divorce on all three?
00:47:59.000 If I, uh, on two.
00:48:01.000 On two.
00:48:02.000 Okay.
00:48:02.000 And then are your parents still together or my parents?
00:48:07.000 No, my parents got divorced like 20 years ago.
00:48:11.000 Okay.
00:48:11.000 And then, but they're still alive.
00:48:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:48:14.000 So, you know, that was a great intro.
00:48:18.000 I think, honestly speaking, 60 years old, finding yourself is amazing.
00:48:24.000 But the question is, though, are you on birth control?
00:48:27.000 Yeah.
00:48:28.000 What?
00:48:29.000 What?
00:48:29.000 Hold on, of course.
00:48:31.000 I'm in a biological birth control.
00:48:35.000 Okay.
00:48:35.000 It's automatic.
00:48:36.000 It's not manual.
00:48:38.000 It's automatic.
00:48:38.000 It's a new process.
00:48:40.000 Menopause.
00:48:40.000 Menopause.
00:48:41.000 There you go.
00:48:41.000 Menopause.
00:48:42.000 Pass menopause.
00:48:43.000 Come on.
00:48:44.000 I'm 60.
00:48:45.000 Okay.
00:48:45.000 Oh, shit.
00:48:46.000 And you're Nicaraguan and you grew up in Miami.
00:48:49.000 Okay.
00:48:50.000 Okay, you guys go ahead and ask what other questions you want to ask.
00:48:53.000 All right, Chris.
00:48:54.000 I like to talk, so you can ask me whatever you want to.
00:48:57.000 I like her, man.
00:48:58.000 She's cool.
00:48:58.000 Me too.
00:48:59.000 Like her.
00:48:59.000 Yeah, all right.
00:49:00.000 I'll hit niggas.
00:49:01.000 Me too.
00:49:02.000 What?
00:49:02.000 What?
00:49:03.000 Wait, what?
00:49:03.000 My, what'd you say?
00:49:04.000 You, Metal.
00:49:06.000 Why did you say Myra?
00:49:06.000 That's cool, man.
00:49:07.000 No, that's not me.
00:49:08.000 Come on, bro.
00:49:08.000 You're all no press voice, man.
00:49:10.000 You're all right.
00:49:12.000 So, you know what?
00:49:13.000 So you're six years old, right?
00:49:15.000 Yes.
00:49:15.000 Damn.
00:49:16.000 So your body count.
00:49:18.000 How many guys you fucked over the past decades?
00:49:21.000 Oh, my God.
00:49:22.000 Well, you know, my kids might be listening and my grandkids.
00:49:25.000 So let's say it's for the show.
00:49:31.000 Is it for be honest, Granny?
00:49:34.000 Be honest.
00:49:34.000 Yeah, Granny.
00:49:36.000 Honesty is the best policy.
00:49:36.000 Try to chat once in a while now.
00:49:40.000 I'll give you 10.
00:49:43.000 10.
00:49:43.000 10.
00:49:44.000 Yeah.
00:49:44.000 I have a pretty boring life.
00:49:46.000 Stop the cap.
00:49:47.000 That's not bad for 60.
00:49:48.000 I mean, she was recently fucking somebody two years ago.
00:49:51.000 Yeah.
00:49:51.000 10?
00:49:52.000 Yeah.
00:49:53.000 My ex-husband, though.
00:49:55.000 It's the same body.
00:49:56.000 He's the same person.
00:49:57.000 You know what?
00:49:58.000 That's a W for Granny, man.
00:49:59.000 You know what?
00:50:00.000 That's a W.
00:50:01.000 I believe her.
00:50:02.000 Yeah.
00:50:02.000 You believe me?
00:50:03.000 Of course.
00:50:03.000 I'm telling you.
00:50:06.000 You believe me?
00:50:07.000 Oh, yeah, of course.
00:50:09.000 I mean, like, I mean, so you were born in like 65 then?
00:50:13.000 I was born in 1965.
00:50:14.000 Wait, so actually October 15th.
00:50:16.000 How was it back in the days?
00:50:17.000 No, when I was born, I don't remember.
00:50:20.000 I think niggas were still segregated back then.
00:50:23.000 They're still like all the fellas just like, you know, look, niggas just hold back on to the waterfowl, man.
00:50:31.000 Make this statement.
00:50:32.000 I need to know.
00:50:33.000 I need to know.
00:50:35.000 What the fuck?
00:50:37.000 Real quick, I need to know this.
00:50:38.000 Have you ever smashed a black guy?
00:50:43.000 That was long.
00:50:45.000 Yes!
00:50:49.000 Dominican.
00:50:49.000 Dominican?
00:50:50.000 So, yeah.
00:50:51.000 That's Caribbean.
00:50:51.000 Yeah.
00:50:52.000 Yeah.
00:50:53.000 Male black.
00:50:53.000 That's my favorite.
00:50:54.000 Oh my God.
00:50:55.000 I just said that.
00:50:57.000 That's awesome.
00:50:57.000 That's black man.
00:50:58.000 And Mike rank is legendary.
00:51:02.000 I think they're going to love that you fucked a black guy.
00:51:04.000 That's what I know.
00:51:06.000 They think I'm a black.
00:51:08.000 I would love if my grandma fucked a black guy.
00:51:09.000 I'm not going to lie.
00:51:11.000 That would be legendary.
00:51:13.000 My grandma's been married for 50 years.
00:51:16.000 Has she ever had a Haitian?
00:51:17.000 Oh, no.
00:51:19.000 No.
00:51:20.000 Actually, no.
00:51:22.000 But I did like a guy when I was younger that was Haitian, but he didn't pay attention to me.
00:51:29.000 Wow.
00:51:29.000 What a scumbag.
00:51:31.000 Right.
00:51:31.000 How dare you, bro?
00:51:32.000 But I did like him.
00:51:33.000 He was really handsome.
00:51:35.000 I bet he is.
00:51:36.000 Okay.
00:51:37.000 All right.
00:51:38.000 W intro.
00:51:39.000 All right.
00:51:39.000 What about you?
00:51:41.000 Sensational.
00:51:41.000 What all do I do?
00:51:42.000 I'm Sophie Summers.
00:51:44.000 Hey, guys.
00:51:44.000 Hey.
00:51:45.000 Full name?
00:51:46.000 Yes.
00:51:46.000 Porn star.
00:51:46.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:51:48.000 Summers.
00:51:50.000 Yeah.
00:51:50.000 So I do do your favorite OnlyFans.
00:51:54.000 How old are you?
00:51:55.000 I am 29.
00:51:56.000 All right.
00:51:56.000 Where are you from?
00:51:57.000 I am from West Virginia, a little small country farm town.
00:52:01.000 I grew up on like a farm.
00:52:02.000 What part of what town?
00:52:03.000 Morgantown, where like WVU is.
00:52:06.000 So thank goodness I didn't have like the one streetlight experience.
00:52:10.000 I had a couple streetlights, but there's nothing in West Virginia, bro.
00:52:13.000 No, I had WVU.
00:52:15.000 So we did have like a good amount of people.
00:52:17.000 It was kind of a different experience.
00:52:18.000 It wasn't your typical West Virginia, but I still did like the farm, the whole thing, the cows.
00:52:23.000 That's where Tim shoots.
00:52:25.000 Oh, middle of nowhere.
00:52:27.000 I've been there many times.
00:52:28.000 No man's land.
00:52:28.000 Bro, no man's land, bro.
00:52:30.000 Yeah.
00:52:30.000 There are definitely areas like that.
00:52:33.000 I was like an hour from Pittsburgh, so it wasn't too bad.
00:52:36.000 And then obviously we had the actual college.
00:52:38.000 So I mean, the college brought in 50,000 people.
00:52:41.000 So it was still different, you know.
00:52:43.000 It's still like a triple-A school.
00:52:44.000 So you're from West Virginia 29.
00:52:46.000 Okay, you said you do work OnlyFans?
00:52:49.000 Yeah, I do like obviously just basic content, your typical, I don't know what you call us.
00:52:53.000 You do porn too or?
00:52:55.000 No, I've never done like that before.
00:52:56.000 I've only filmed like with my friends or with boyfriends and stuff like that.
00:53:01.000 Never filmed like with a porn star.
00:53:03.000 Okay.
00:53:04.000 Wait, so isn't that the same thing?
00:53:06.000 I don't know.
00:53:06.000 Is it if you like fuck your boyfriend on camera?
00:53:08.000 I don't know.
00:53:09.000 It's still porn.
00:53:09.000 I don't have like free porn.
00:53:10.000 Like you can't go to like porn up and find me.
00:53:12.000 You have to pay for it like on OnlyFans.
00:53:15.000 Got it.
00:53:15.000 So it's still porn.
00:53:17.000 I'll chat.
00:53:18.000 Make it happen, man.
00:53:19.000 Wow, I mean, I'll actually take it.
00:53:20.000 I'll take it.
00:53:22.000 You want to call me a porn star?
00:53:23.000 At least it's a star.
00:53:25.000 It's a star of some sort.
00:53:26.000 It's a content, right?
00:53:27.000 Hey, it's a star of some sort, so I'll take it.
00:53:30.000 Highest education level completed for you?
00:53:32.000 I have my bachelor's.
00:53:34.000 Okay, what'd you get it in?
00:53:35.000 I have marketing sales and then I'm a coder.
00:53:38.000 Okay.
00:53:39.000 Oh, you know how to code?
00:53:40.000 I do.
00:53:41.000 Tell about showing you that shit, bro.
00:53:43.000 What do you use to code?
00:53:44.000 So I've just coded like websites, but I did React.
00:53:46.000 I did Python.
00:53:47.000 I did C, JavaScript.
00:53:50.000 Yeah, I did like the whole nine.
00:53:52.000 No, I'm actually like super smart.
00:53:53.000 I graduated college three years, high school three years.
00:53:55.000 Your girl was good back in the day.
00:53:57.000 I mean, back in the day.
00:53:59.000 I just did coding about three years ago, and then I built like a bunch of websites.
00:54:02.000 I built like a couple apps that were like bartending apps and stuff, but I fell into OnlyFans just because of the money, if I'm being honest.
00:54:08.000 Interesting.
00:54:09.000 I actually had never sent a nude when I started OnlyFans.
00:54:11.000 I was like a goody two-shoe, religious girl.
00:54:13.000 It was crazy.
00:54:14.000 We'll see about that.
00:54:15.000 Started five years ago, and it's just like everything kind of changed.
00:54:19.000 What changed for you then?
00:54:20.000 To be honest, so I got hired right after COVID.
00:54:23.000 I lost all my bartending jobs.
00:54:25.000 So I started bartending down here because moving from here from obviously West Virginia was really hard.
00:54:30.000 Like my rent tripled, and then COVID happened within six months.
00:54:34.000 So life really kind of punched me in the face.
00:54:37.000 So I was like, what can I do?
00:54:38.000 So I actually got a job offer on Indeed to be a brand manager.
00:54:43.000 Turns out it was managing OnlyFans accounts.
00:54:49.000 Dude, it was crazy.
00:54:50.000 So like I started managing accounts.
00:54:52.000 This is way before Bella Thorne.
00:54:53.000 This is way before it was cool.
00:54:55.000 The only people on there were like escorts, hookers, your basic.
00:54:59.000 Like it was not a cool thing to be on there.
00:55:01.000 But these girls, like I basically signed them all up and then I started making them a lot more money and I realized I was really good at it.
00:55:08.000 Sales is what I went to school for.
00:55:10.000 And I was like, dude, if I'm pulling in 50K for these girls, it took me six months to finally commit and it was really difficult for me.
00:55:17.000 Like I did not think I would be doing that.
00:55:19.000 I was in church for 17 years.
00:55:21.000 Like that was hard for me, but I couldn't get over that amount of money.
00:55:24.000 Yeah, it's a lot of money.
00:55:25.000 Yeah.
00:55:26.000 Relationship status or your soul.
00:55:28.000 I don't know.
00:55:28.000 I'm talking to people.
00:55:31.000 I'm not like single.
00:55:32.000 I'm talking to people.
00:55:33.000 I'm talking to people, I guess.
00:55:35.000 You're men or women?
00:55:39.000 That's funny.
00:55:40.000 It's more men for sure.
00:55:41.000 But I do like girls.
00:55:42.000 I hook up with girls way more for content.
00:55:44.000 It's my thing.
00:55:45.000 I do manage models too.
00:55:47.000 So like there's always some type of content coming out for me.
00:55:50.000 I don't know if I could be with a guy that wouldn't let me hook up with girls.
00:55:53.000 I like women, so can't help it.
00:55:55.000 It's not bad.
00:55:55.000 She's single, I guess.
00:55:56.000 Yeah, single.
00:55:57.000 I guess so.
00:55:58.000 She got a little roster, but I guess single.
00:56:01.000 Are your parents together?
00:56:03.000 No.
00:56:03.000 Okay.
00:56:04.000 They are not.
00:56:05.000 My stepdad, like, remarried.
00:56:06.000 My mom remarried.
00:56:07.000 So, I mean, they're together with other people.
00:56:09.000 Gotcha.
00:56:10.000 Birth control for you or not?
00:56:12.000 I'm not now because I wasn't super consistent with anyone, but now I am.
00:56:15.000 So I should probably fix that.
00:56:17.000 All right.
00:56:17.000 So racial background, white, Hispanic?
00:56:20.000 I'm Hungarian and Egyptian and German.
00:56:23.000 What the fuck?
00:56:23.000 Yeah, it's fucking weird.
00:56:24.000 How many parents you got?
00:56:25.000 You what?
00:56:26.000 My dad is half and half, and then my mom is German.
00:56:29.000 So your mom is white and your dad is half Egyptian.
00:56:32.000 What's the other one?
00:56:33.000 Hungarian?
00:56:33.000 Hungarian, yeah.
00:56:35.000 Okay.
00:56:35.000 That means you got no ass nigga.
00:56:37.000 Damn.
00:56:37.000 Or if you're not.
00:56:38.000 I'm training a lot.
00:56:39.000 Or if you want to set up and do a twirl.
00:56:41.000 I do.
00:56:41.000 All right.
00:56:42.000 Oh, this skirt is very showy.
00:56:44.000 I heard I'm not allowed to stand up.
00:56:47.000 I'm not allowed to stand up.
00:56:48.000 You guys are thirsty, bro.
00:56:49.000 God damn.
00:56:50.000 What do you mean, thirsty?
00:56:51.000 Started showing me what was up.
00:56:52.000 10 minutes in.
00:56:53.000 Hey, hey, listen, man.
00:56:54.000 Chat Watson.
00:56:54.000 Hey, chat.
00:56:56.000 Yeah.
00:56:57.000 Right, Chad?
00:56:58.000 Yeah.
00:56:59.000 Hey, chat.
00:57:00.000 Come on, man.
00:57:01.000 Just put it in the bags.
00:57:03.000 You got to know you want it because afterwards, you DM me and somebody, hey, Chris, man, look at her, man.
00:57:07.000 All right.
00:57:08.000 Who's up next?
00:57:09.000 Wait, Hold on.
00:57:14.000 What's the body count?
00:57:17.000 To be honest, I don't know.
00:57:18.000 I mean, are you counting like men and women?
00:57:21.000 Chris, I believe it's damned.
00:57:22.000 Just men, just men.
00:57:23.000 Just men.
00:57:24.000 Ah, fuck.
00:57:24.000 I don't make it easier.
00:57:26.000 Maybe like 30.
00:57:28.000 You're lying, bro.
00:57:29.000 No, it's probably like 30.
00:57:30.000 It's not that bad.
00:57:31.000 I was in a seven-year relationship, and then I did a five.
00:57:34.000 I just became like bad.
00:57:37.000 Right?
00:57:38.000 It wasn't that bad.
00:57:39.000 A body year is not bad, bro.
00:57:40.000 I mean, come on.
00:57:41.000 You know what?
00:57:43.000 I don't know.
00:57:43.000 How many sex toys you fucked?
00:57:45.000 What?
00:57:45.000 Sex toys?
00:57:47.000 Oh, God.
00:57:47.000 I have like at least 50.
00:57:49.000 I have like the double-sided sex machine, the regular sex machine.
00:57:52.000 I got like at least 20.
00:57:54.000 She's seen it.
00:57:54.000 Like 21 of them.
00:57:56.000 I got all the things.
00:57:57.000 If you're looking at toys, let's go.
00:57:58.000 There's a lot of stuff.
00:57:59.000 Yeah, she must have.
00:58:01.000 She's definitely more than 30.
00:58:03.000 I don't know.
00:58:05.000 For men, I don't know.
00:58:06.000 Lots of women.
00:58:07.000 I've done a lot of girls.
00:58:08.000 I'm not going to lie.
00:58:09.000 I've definitely done more girls than I do, guys.
00:58:11.000 I was in really long relationships, like five years straight.
00:58:14.000 I'm not a cheater, but I do fuck girls during that time.
00:58:17.000 Got it.
00:58:18.000 Wait, so you're saying your vagina is cooked then?
00:58:22.000 Because, look, it's definitely not.
00:58:25.000 Actually, I get told all the time how tight I am.
00:58:27.000 It's actually like a thing.
00:58:28.000 So, fresh.
00:58:29.000 Find out.
00:58:33.000 Get them fresh.
00:58:36.000 If you want to give a range, I'd say like 30 to 50.
00:58:40.000 That's a big ass range.
00:58:41.000 I don't know.
00:58:42.000 I don't keep track of that shit.
00:58:44.000 I think it's weird to be like, okay, number one, number two, let me just write them down on the fucking roster.
00:58:51.000 I do it for contest.
00:58:53.000 Different.
00:58:53.000 I like it.
00:58:54.000 Yeah, it's coming out your body.
00:58:57.000 It's actually DNA going to your body.
00:58:59.000 So you want me to write them down on the list?
00:59:01.000 Do you have a list of every girl that you focus?
00:59:03.000 But your body should know.
00:59:04.000 Hey, you know the problem with toys?
00:59:06.000 Men can't vibrate.
00:59:08.000 I'm going to keep the fingers, but like, so when you have toys to that magnitude, that amount, you're not going to have regular sex with the guys.
00:59:15.000 It won't feel the same.
00:59:16.000 You know, I don't use like big toys.
00:59:18.000 I'm actually like known for how tight I am.
00:59:20.000 It's like a thing.
00:59:20.000 It's a problem.
00:59:21.000 Like I've actually been rejected because it wouldn't fit.
00:59:24.000 We'll let Chris find out then.
00:59:25.000 Tonight.
00:59:26.000 That's a problem.
00:59:27.000 Maybe.
00:59:27.000 There you go, Chris.
00:59:28.000 All right.
00:59:29.000 I'm just kidding.
00:59:29.000 I'm not like that.
00:59:31.000 I only fuck my friends.
00:59:32.000 I'm fucking.
00:59:33.000 I'm not.
00:59:34.000 I only fuck my friends.
00:59:36.000 That's it.
00:59:36.000 This is what I'm dating.
00:59:37.000 That's it.
00:59:38.000 I know you, Samantha.
00:59:40.000 I think that's her name.
00:59:41.000 Samantha.
00:59:42.000 Okay, we're gonna move forward.
00:59:44.000 We move forward.
00:59:45.000 Right.
00:59:45.000 All right.
00:59:46.000 What about you?
00:59:46.000 What's your name?
00:59:47.000 My name's Mia.
00:59:48.000 You said what?
00:59:49.000 Mia?
00:59:49.000 Mia.
00:59:50.000 Mia.
00:59:50.000 Okay.
00:59:50.000 How old are you, Mia?
00:59:51.000 20.
00:59:52.000 Where are you from?
00:59:53.000 I was born and raised here, but my mom is Nicoda Alwente, and my dad is Cuban.
00:59:57.000 You look familiar for some reason.
00:59:58.000 Uh-oh.
00:59:59.000 Uh-uh.
01:00:00.000 Totally respectful.
01:00:01.000 She'll touch you down.
01:00:02.000 Nah.
01:00:03.000 I know you're from somewhere.
01:00:04.000 From where?
01:00:04.000 She said no.
01:00:05.000 From a thriller.
01:00:06.000 nah somewhere All right.
01:00:19.000 Okay.
01:00:20.000 What do you do for work?
01:00:21.000 I just started.
01:00:22.000 OnlyFans.
01:00:23.000 Okay.
01:00:24.000 Oh.
01:00:27.000 Oh, so you her mentor?
01:00:29.000 Sure am.
01:00:30.000 You're her mentor.
01:00:31.000 That's crazy.
01:00:32.000 That's super fun.
01:00:33.000 Highest education level completed for you?
01:00:34.000 High school.
01:00:35.000 All right, relationship status?
01:00:37.000 Single.
01:00:38.000 Are your parents together?
01:00:39.000 Nope.
01:00:40.000 Birth control for you?
01:00:41.000 I'm on an IUD.
01:00:43.000 At 20?
01:00:44.000 That's your poke.
01:00:45.000 Yeah.
01:00:46.000 That's smart.
01:00:47.000 I mean, I understand you for sure.
01:00:49.000 I understand for sure.
01:00:50.000 All right.
01:00:51.000 And what about last but not least, which are you?
01:00:53.000 Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
01:00:54.000 I'm alright.
01:00:55.000 All right.
01:00:55.000 Of course.
01:00:56.000 Nick.
01:00:59.000 So clearly you fucked her, right?
01:01:01.000 The one next to you.
01:01:02.000 No?
01:01:02.000 We actually haven't yet.
01:01:03.000 She just started.
01:01:04.000 Oh, yeah?
01:01:05.000 So when is the clap happening?
01:01:07.000 It's actually tonight.
01:01:07.000 Tonight?
01:01:08.000 Yeah, we're doing our first content tonight.
01:01:10.000 Should I watch?
01:01:12.000 You have to pay for it, though.
01:01:13.000 You got to subscribe, boy.
01:01:16.000 You a bitty ass nigga.
01:01:17.000 Hey, yo, Chris, she's going to reenact the end of thriller, bro.
01:01:20.000 When you look back at the thriller, we will be waiting for the subscription.
01:01:25.000 Hey, yo, Chris, remember when Michael Jackson looked back at the end of Thriller?
01:01:28.000 Yeah, no, no, no.
01:01:31.000 No, no, but hey, hey, listen.
01:01:35.000 God.
01:01:35.000 The fact you guys are talking thrillers and then you pour honey on them a little bit tequila.
01:01:41.000 And then before you know it, they say, hey, come on, baby, come join.
01:01:44.000 Christian's Christmas.
01:01:45.000 Perfect, bro.
01:01:46.000 I mean, I'm still gotta get a shot at you.
01:01:48.000 The shirts are coming off right now.
01:01:50.000 See, you see it?
01:01:51.000 They gotta turn off, right?
01:01:52.000 It'll turn on, I mean.
01:01:53.000 All right, all right.
01:01:54.000 So your body count.
01:01:56.000 I played the fifth.
01:01:58.000 Is that high at 20?
01:01:59.000 No, it's just I play the fifth.
01:02:01.000 But if it's low, you would say, hey, body count was like six or seven.
01:02:04.000 That is true.
01:02:05.000 Nobody business.
01:02:05.000 Wait, seven?
01:02:06.000 What's like a range?
01:02:07.000 Under 10?
01:02:08.000 For sure.
01:02:09.000 So nine?
01:02:10.000 Not answering.
01:02:12.000 All right.
01:02:13.000 What about you?
01:02:14.000 What's your name?
01:02:15.000 My name is Valentina.
01:02:16.000 Rare Valentine on Instagram.
01:02:18.000 Um, 21.
01:02:19.000 Where are you from?
01:02:20.000 I'm from Miami.
01:02:21.000 Okay.
01:02:21.000 What do you do for it?
01:02:22.000 Right now, I'm a stylist.
01:02:24.000 Previously, an insurance agent.
01:02:25.000 Also, hairstyles or like clothing styles?
01:02:28.000 Clothing.
01:02:28.000 You've been here before, right?
01:02:29.000 Yeah.
01:02:30.000 Sitting right here.
01:02:30.000 Yeah, I was sitting right next to you.
01:02:31.000 Cool.
01:02:32.000 Yeah.
01:02:33.000 Previously, I was doing sales and cameras, but I, you know, moved on.
01:02:38.000 Highest education level completed?
01:02:39.000 High school.
01:02:40.000 All right.
01:02:40.000 Relationship status?
01:02:41.000 Single.
01:02:42.000 All right.
01:02:42.000 Are your parents together?
01:02:43.000 Nope.
01:02:45.000 But because you're over here?
01:02:46.000 Not anymore.
01:02:47.000 All right.
01:02:48.000 And then what's your racial background?
01:02:50.000 My mom's Peruvian.
01:02:51.000 My dad's Argentinian.
01:02:55.000 Hey, Chris.
01:02:57.000 Oh, you're about to go what I said last time.
01:03:03.000 No, you should know, bro.
01:03:05.000 You should know, bro.
01:03:07.000 What?
01:03:08.000 What is it?
01:03:10.000 Six, seven.
01:03:11.000 Six, seven, huh?
01:03:11.000 Oh, yeah.
01:03:15.000 And they said this was shorty look like.
01:03:17.000 That's great.
01:03:18.000 Alright.
01:03:20.000 That's what I'm talking about.
01:03:21.000 We can put that meme on screen.
01:03:24.000 Yeah, that shit crazy, bro.
01:03:30.000 It's dark as hell.
01:03:32.000 Oh, man.
01:03:33.000 Delighting.
01:03:34.000 Classic music video right there.
01:03:35.000 Michael Jackson was black.
01:03:36.000 Yeah, before.
01:03:38.000 All right.
01:03:39.000 Chat.
01:03:41.000 You got to.
01:03:42.000 Oh, yeah.
01:03:42.000 We can read some chats, and if we guys got any questions, go ahead and get them in.
01:03:47.000 Diglets.
01:03:48.000 Yeah.
01:03:48.000 Ma'am, next to Fresh.
01:03:50.000 Can you stand up and give a little spin?
01:03:52.000 You fire.
01:03:52.000 And a boy's got a monk.
01:03:56.000 So he wants to see what you're working with.
01:03:59.000 Who's the man next to Fresh?
01:04:01.000 No, no, you.
01:04:02.000 What?
01:04:02.000 He's Fresh.
01:04:03.000 Ma'am.
01:04:03.000 That's Fresh.
01:04:05.000 He wants to see what you're working with.
01:04:08.000 Yeah, if you want to sign up and do it tomorrow.
01:04:10.000 Yeah, he wants to see it.
01:04:11.000 Chat light.
01:04:12.000 Give a spin.
01:04:15.000 Up to you.
01:04:17.000 That's Ben.
01:04:19.000 Or what?
01:04:20.000 What is it going to give me?
01:04:21.000 For your future husband.
01:04:22.000 What's he going to give me?
01:04:23.000 Well, I think he might give you something later on, but he wants to see now what he's working with.
01:04:27.000 No, it's fine.
01:04:29.000 No, no, no, no.
01:04:31.000 Okay, okay.
01:04:32.000 Give me a hug.
01:04:34.000 Okay.
01:04:34.000 I'm a, psst.
01:04:35.000 Hello.
01:04:37.000 Oh my God.
01:04:43.000 Viva Nicaragua.
01:04:49.000 Yeah.
01:04:50.000 You want to spend, I gave half a spend.
01:04:52.000 There you go.
01:04:53.000 Oh God.
01:04:55.000 The next half is another day.
01:04:57.000 Here you go, brother.
01:04:57.000 No.
01:04:58.000 You're a person at all, bro.
01:05:00.000 I never would have thought that we would have somebody.
01:05:04.000 Excuse me, why not?
01:05:06.000 I'm still alive. I'm still alive.
01:05:10.000 Don't be Chris.
01:05:11.000 Fucking grandkids.
01:05:12.000 My grandkids are going to die.
01:05:15.000 Hello, they should know me right now.
01:05:20.000 I'm surprised you're telling them it's a great panel.
01:05:23.000 Yeah, I'm telling them everything.
01:05:26.000 Okay, to know who they're from.
01:05:28.000 Moving on smartly, first up.
01:05:31.000 They say, especially for all of us, when I say we would smash raw we.
01:05:35.000 Quick question though, you heard the.
01:05:36.000 Can you do 316?
01:05:37.000 Show your talent for the boys.
01:05:39.000 Shake something y'all.
01:05:41.000 Get broken money out of this.
01:05:54.000 Right?
01:05:57.000 I told you man, we are.
01:05:59.000 It's not me, bro.
01:06:00.000 Like these niggas are perverts bro.
01:06:03.000 Hello bro.
01:06:05.000 These niggas are perverse man.
01:06:07.000 It's not me, bro.
01:06:09.000 They um donated these chats before I said anything, All right.
01:06:13.000 He's right.
01:06:14.000 He's right.
01:06:14.000 All right.
01:06:16.000 Mr. Clap Cheeks says they left the nursing home door open and Granny ended up going after that.
01:06:25.000 Yo, that is crazy.
01:06:27.000 That's what I said.
01:06:28.000 All right.
01:06:30.000 That's just your opinion.
01:06:32.000 Price of Eshalom, Brother Moses, what is the tribute prices tonight?
01:06:36.000 Ladies, why do you deserve your ideal guy, E.G., what do you bring to him?
01:06:39.000 That's a good one.
01:06:40.000 And then God says the comedian in previous chat.
01:06:44.000 He was covering the minimum.
01:06:45.000 Okay, okay.
01:06:46.000 By the way, we have some subs gifted by Mr. Sirock.
01:06:50.000 Hey, man.
01:06:50.000 Shout out to you Sirock, man.
01:06:51.000 Appreciate you, my friend.
01:06:56.000 Okay, so I guess we can start here with maybe with Valentina.
01:06:59.000 I work our way back.
01:07:01.000 Why do you deserve your ideal guy?
01:07:03.000 I bring him peace.
01:07:09.000 Yeah.
01:07:11.000 No, but I think, yeah, for the most part, I'm not.
01:07:14.000 I do everything that a guy would want me to do.
01:07:17.000 I've learned from my previous mistakes, you know.
01:07:21.000 Okay, so for you, it's bring peace.
01:07:23.000 What does peace mean to you?
01:07:25.000 Peace.
01:07:26.000 I mean, make sure that everything around the house is good.
01:07:29.000 Make sure that he, if there's anything that I could help him with, whether it's business-wise, whether it's in the house, something that makes his life easier that's not like inconvenience for me.
01:07:38.000 Even if it is, I would do it.
01:07:39.000 What if it was losing weight?
01:07:41.000 Losing weight?
01:07:42.000 I guess.
01:07:44.000 No, because you never know.
01:07:46.000 It could be any request.
01:07:47.000 Okay.
01:07:47.000 All right.
01:07:48.000 That's cool.
01:07:49.000 What about you?
01:07:50.000 I repeat the question to get him power.
01:07:53.000 What do you do to deserve your ideal guy?
01:07:56.000 Or why do you deserve your ideal guy?
01:07:58.000 Sorry.
01:08:00.000 Damn.
01:08:01.000 At 20.
01:08:02.000 Damn.
01:08:04.000 You don't know.
01:08:05.000 Damn.
01:08:05.000 No.
01:08:07.000 I can't answer that.
01:08:08.000 I don't know.
01:08:08.000 Let me answer it.
01:08:09.000 Like, you know?
01:08:09.000 Do you even want a guy?
01:08:11.000 Pardon?
01:08:11.000 Do you even want a guy?
01:08:12.000 Yeah, eventually.
01:08:13.000 I don't want to have kids and all that stuff.
01:08:15.000 So why should he choose you?
01:08:19.000 I can't answer.
01:08:21.000 It's like I've been fucked over with the past three years.
01:08:24.000 Like, I've been in a relationship.
01:08:30.000 He did you wrong, huh?
01:08:31.000 Yeah.
01:08:32.000 So you're doing yourself wrong by doing OnlyFans.
01:08:37.000 I disagree.
01:08:38.000 No, I agree because you're so single at 29.
01:08:40.000 I've actually been in lots of relationships.
01:08:42.000 But not with the guys that you want to be with.
01:08:44.000 No, they were actually good.
01:08:45.000 It was more of me.
01:08:46.000 Trust me, if... I had more fun, actually.
01:08:48.000 But the guy you really like wanted you to quit OnlyFans, would you quit?
01:08:52.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:53.000 Okay, so then, yeah, you still have to be that guy.
01:08:55.000 I like OnlyFans for the money.
01:08:56.000 It makes me feel like that.
01:08:57.000 Yeah, yeah, but still, like, when you get older, you're in family, right?
01:09:00.000 Yeah.
01:09:00.000 And then your future guy may see this, your porn scenes, and say, damn, man.
01:09:05.000 Man's not really a guy.
01:09:05.000 I want this.
01:09:06.000 Like, judgmental.
01:09:07.000 I really don't.
01:09:07.000 Yeah, but a guy has to marry you.
01:09:08.000 Get out of one knee and choose.
01:09:10.000 You can't.
01:09:10.000 I've been proposed to twice, so it was my decision to marry.
01:09:13.000 But you said no, though, right?
01:09:15.000 Yeah.
01:09:15.000 To the guys that you don't want to marry.
01:09:18.000 No, I liked them, to be honest.
01:09:19.000 I think it was more of a thing that I wasn't in a place to do that.
01:09:23.000 I was actually Pauli for a really long time.
01:09:25.000 I didn't want to give up the girl that I was also with.
01:09:28.000 It became like a situation.
01:09:30.000 I'm just saying, if you really met the guy that you really loved and admired, you would say, you know what?
01:09:34.000 I want to drop everything.
01:09:35.000 He has money.
01:09:36.000 You know, I want to give him kids.
01:09:37.000 And then you would drop what you're doing now.
01:09:40.000 I guess.
01:09:41.000 What were the reasons that you dropped?
01:09:43.000 I never really wanted to do OnlyFans in the first place.
01:09:45.000 I kind of did it just for the money.
01:09:47.000 That was literally it.
01:09:49.000 Like, I have obviously backups.
01:09:50.000 I have degrees.
01:09:51.000 I could easily go and do something else.
01:09:53.000 And I do.
01:09:53.000 Like, I have real estate.
01:09:54.000 I have investment.
01:09:56.000 I have a lot of money.
01:09:57.000 So it's like, I don't know.
01:09:59.000 I feel like I could definitely be okay.
01:10:01.000 Yeah, but money don't buy happiness.
01:10:02.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:10:03.000 Yeah.
01:10:04.000 What did you, what were the reasons you didn't, I guess, get married to the other two guys that proposed?
01:10:09.000 What was the deal breaker?
01:10:12.000 I think it was more just.
01:10:13.000 It wasn't the time for me.
01:10:14.000 Like at the time I was managing a lot of girls, I was traveling a lot.
01:10:17.000 I really just wasn't in the position to where I wanted to settle down right away.
01:10:20.000 They wanted to and obviously they were even fine with being in my videos.
01:10:24.000 They were in my videos.
01:10:25.000 It was like actually a good situation for me.
01:10:27.000 I was just kind of, it was 26, both guys, 26 was one and then 21 was the other one, so 21 yeah, I just wasn't ready for it yet.
01:10:37.000 Like I grew up with really toxic parents and stuff like that and I grew up very poor and I just finally started making money.
01:10:44.000 I just finally got out and like after like, I had a really shitty situation and my friend died of fentanyl here and when that happened it was one of those things where I was like, holy fuck, I literally have one life, I'm gonna go and travel and I want to go and do this, and I felt very like locked down in the situation so I just wanted to bounce out.
01:11:01.000 So I did.
01:11:02.000 What's that guy or those guys doing now?
01:11:04.000 Do you know or you don't know?
01:11:05.000 I don't really talk to them anymore.
01:11:07.000 I know I see them like on Instagram.
01:11:08.000 I'm sure they're fine.
01:11:09.000 Yeah, they don't hate them too.
01:11:10.000 I shouldn't like them at all, fair?
01:11:11.000 No, I mean, the one lives in West Virginia, so I have no interest in whatever.
01:11:15.000 It's all right, so I guess for you.
01:11:16.000 Then she says she doesn't know uh, why you deserve your ideal guy in your opinion.
01:11:21.000 Um, I don't know.
01:11:23.000 I'm very honest, I'm very loyal.
01:11:25.000 I am obviously like I'm a very smart businesswoman.
01:11:28.000 I've made quite a lot of money doing this and I've made quite a lot of money even prior to this, and I just feel like I don't know I would be there for them no matter what, and I would quit honestly, like if that was the case, like I don't care, it's totally chill, and I know that I can make a lot of money doing whatever I want.
01:11:43.000 So honestly, whatever they want, I'm kind of there for all right.
01:11:48.000 So let me get it straight, your friends died and now it justifies being a whore.
01:11:55.000 Well, I mean, I guess I was hooking up with the guy that I was dating, so like to me.
01:12:00.000 It wasn't that.
01:12:01.000 I actually thought that like I was going to settle down.
01:12:03.000 We were making the videos together.
01:12:05.000 I only have videos with two people on there three, three people actually.
01:12:09.000 I just did one because me and him are now dating or whatever it is, I don't know, but for me it wasn't that type of situation.
01:12:15.000 I thought that it would be okay and it was fine.
01:12:18.000 In the situation, we made a lot of videos.
01:12:20.000 It was over a bunch of years, so I really didn't look at it.
01:12:23.000 That question for you because you said you can make money doing whatever you want to do because you're a hard worker and stuff like that.
01:12:28.000 So my question is, if you, because you said you only do only fans for the money right, which fair, you know you do it for the money.
01:12:33.000 That's the only reason you do it why not, since you're educated and you have like a background, other stuff, why not make money doing the other stuff?
01:12:39.000 I did and I was like working for ADP, I was doing sales, I was building websites, but the amount of money that it would take to make it as quickly as I did, like I made it just immediately and you have to understand like where I came from, the opportunity just didn't position itself.
01:12:53.000 I could have worked all three jobs at the same time.
01:12:56.000 They actually hired me to like do the recruitment they wanted me to like recruit for the actual coding program, but even that it was like 120k a year, not enough, it no, definitely right, it was.
01:13:09.000 It was just super fast, like working for that agency, like I literally blew up within two, three months I started making quite a lot.
01:13:16.000 It was just like what's the most you made in a month?
01:13:18.000 Um, 120.
01:13:20.000 One month yeah, and that was just like like uh um, so you're making 120k per year before with your regular job and then now you, the most you cleared is a like that, pretty much in a month.
01:13:33.000 Yeah exactly, that was like what did it?
01:13:36.000 Like I literally like i'm telling you it took a lot for me to do it, like it wasn't something that was easy for me.
01:13:42.000 I had never even been doing how long now.
01:13:44.000 It's been five years now, five years.
01:13:46.000 Yeah, I took a year off this past year and then I just kind of picked it back up.
01:13:50.000 Does that inspire you?
01:13:52.000 120k a month, it's not the ideal job, but if it's making fast money, right there, it's an ideal job, but it's a fast make money.
01:14:01.000 So it is what it is.
01:14:02.000 Okay, you said you want to have kids and family later on, right?
01:14:06.000 You don't think this is going to mess it up?
01:14:08.000 Oh for sure gonna see it.
01:14:10.000 So then why even do it for the money?
01:14:12.000 I don't.
01:14:12.000 I'm like honey.
01:14:13.000 Look at your Jordans, are you happy?
01:14:15.000 Look at your product back.
01:14:16.000 We're gonna live in a house.
01:14:17.000 I lived in a trailer park, so come on getting smashed on camera.
01:14:20.000 Look at that, daddy.
01:14:22.000 What the for me.
01:14:23.000 I mean, come on, Kim Kardashi gets, she can watch Kim Kardashians and she did fine.
01:14:28.000 So yeah, but she's not doing fine though on camera she's not.
01:14:33.000 She's depressed behind me.
01:14:34.000 I know people well okay yeah, if you're happy with it.
01:14:38.000 I mean by no means, but you know you're like 20, so you're pretty, you know you have I don't know who hurt you, but you still have time to change.
01:14:46.000 So if you want to go down the rabbit hole, it's fine, but you know, like Jerko said, don't save her.
01:14:53.000 She don't want to be saved.
01:14:54.000 All right uh, and then what about you?
01:14:57.000 What, uh?
01:14:58.000 Why do you deserve your ideal guy?
01:15:01.000 Did you see me today when I did the Three, Six?
01:15:04.000 Yeah, have you seen me?
01:15:05.000 That's why she deserves that.
01:15:06.000 Have you heard me talk?
01:15:09.000 I deserve it.
01:15:10.000 I just think when the listen, but like, i'm asking like, why so?
01:15:14.000 Because do I deserve?
01:15:16.000 Just because i'm me, I am the way I am and I have a lot to bring to the plate.
01:15:22.000 What, what do you bring?
01:15:23.000 Like uh knowledge, knowledge.
01:15:26.000 Charasco well, she ain't learned by that right, she's giant gwanks, rice and bees.
01:15:33.000 Hey listen, i'm a, i'm a smart person and the right person.
01:15:39.000 When the right person is there for me.
01:15:41.000 I, I like, I said i'm on a journey, i'm working on myself yeah, and uh when, when i'm ready, i'm sure the right person will show up.
01:15:50.000 Wait, why would they deserve me?
01:15:52.000 Or why will the right guy come to me?
01:15:55.000 Because I deserve it, I earned it yo no, i'm just paying attention, i'm just listening, all right, you pause up by my answer?
01:16:05.000 No no no, i'm listening, i'm listening, I wrote it down.
01:16:08.000 I mean, you ever thought about doing only fans?
01:16:10.000 I'm sorry, what you ever thought about doing only fast?
01:16:12.000 No no, it's not for me, but everybody has their, has their thing, you know.
01:16:19.000 Okay, I mean all right, all right, I mean it's not something I wouldn't do.
01:16:23.000 If I had the right body, I probably would I mean something.
01:16:26.000 Hey, once again, Chad donated some money to you.
01:16:29.000 You could, you could do it.
01:16:30.000 Yeah, I mean, if I had the right you you, the right materials, that's dog, I will do it.
01:16:37.000 Your wife, there's not gonna be jobs that you can go on for like three hours and make five grand.
01:16:44.000 It's like it's a hard thing to make it immediately.
01:16:47.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
01:16:48.000 I don't want nobody to manage me.
01:16:50.000 I can't manage myself.
01:16:51.000 She's a boss.
01:16:52.000 Yeah I, I will manage myself, trust me.
01:16:55.000 All right uh, if I want to manage her, okay.
01:17:00.000 So question for you, you said you had been married uh, three times before.
01:17:03.000 Um, what were the two reasons you divorced your guys?
01:17:05.000 And then the third, the third, where he divorced you.
01:17:08.000 What were the reasons?
01:17:12.000 Well, the first one, it was a really very toxic relationship don't want to get details Or anything still alive.
01:17:24.000 Okay.
01:17:25.000 How old were I guess you guys when you met?
01:17:27.000 Like, how long did that one last?
01:17:29.000 We were about 10 years.
01:17:31.000 We were kids when we met.
01:17:33.000 We met in our country.
01:17:35.000 And then.
01:17:35.000 Nicaragua.
01:17:36.000 And then you came here together?
01:17:37.000 No, separately.
01:17:39.000 And then we got married here.
01:17:42.000 And I had my kids.
01:17:44.000 And we got divorced.
01:17:47.000 Like, how old were you when you were with him?
01:17:49.000 Like, what was the age range?
01:17:50.000 At the age, I got married when I was 18, and I got divorced when I was about 27, 27, but we lived together for a couple of years.
01:18:02.000 Okay.
01:18:02.000 And then after, and then that one, why did you guys divorce?
01:18:05.000 Like, just that first one?
01:18:07.000 Yeah.
01:18:07.000 Why'd you divorce him?
01:18:08.000 It was a toxic relationship.
01:18:09.000 That's it, toxic?
01:18:10.000 Okay.
01:18:11.000 It was not a very good relationship.
01:18:13.000 Okay.
01:18:13.000 Let's put it that way.
01:18:14.000 And then the second guy?
01:18:17.000 That one, he walked out.
01:18:19.000 Oh, he okay.
01:18:19.000 I had three kids.
01:18:20.000 He divorced.
01:18:22.000 But that wasn't a that wasn't that was like a common law marriage, let's say.
01:18:27.000 Oh, okay.
01:18:27.000 We were together for 12 years.
01:18:29.000 Okay.
01:18:29.000 Never officially got married.
01:18:31.000 Never got married.
01:18:32.000 Why do you leave?
01:18:34.000 Because I had three kids.
01:18:37.000 Oh, that weren't his?
01:18:38.000 No.
01:18:39.000 And my oldest kid hated him.
01:18:42.000 So one day he just had enough, I guess.
01:18:45.000 I don't know.
01:18:46.000 He walked out.
01:18:47.000 And then he reappeared four years later.
01:18:51.000 But I.
01:18:52.000 Yeah, you're like, what the hell?
01:18:53.000 Like, what are you doing?
01:18:54.000 So you just like, what?
01:18:56.000 What they said, fuck this, and you just left?
01:18:58.000 I mean, it's like that, that saying, you went to buy cigarettes and they never came back.
01:19:04.000 Right?
01:19:04.000 Isn't the milk?
01:19:07.000 Whatever you want to call it.
01:19:09.000 And like, how old were your kids at that point?
01:19:11.000 Like, were they like kids, like five, ten years old, or whatever?
01:19:13.000 No, at that point, they were 15.
01:19:17.000 Oh, like teenagers.
01:19:18.000 14.
01:19:19.000 And mid-30s at this point?
01:19:22.000 Yes.
01:19:22.000 Like 35?
01:19:23.000 Okay.
01:19:23.000 35, 36.
01:19:25.000 Okay.
01:19:25.000 And then the last guy, what happened with him?
01:19:29.000 You divorced him?
01:19:30.000 Culture.
01:19:31.000 Culture.
01:19:32.000 And family throughout mostly cultural.
01:19:38.000 Where was he from?
01:19:40.000 He was Arabic.
01:19:41.000 Oh, okay.
01:19:42.000 Muslim guy.
01:19:43.000 Hello, my boy!
01:19:44.000 Yeah.
01:19:45.000 But we were married 15 years.
01:19:48.000 15.
01:19:49.000 Okay.
01:19:49.000 So that's your longest.
01:19:51.000 Oh, damn.
01:19:52.000 A baby.
01:19:53.000 The longest and the most secure.
01:19:55.000 But 15, but like, you would think like culture would, like, in the first year, that would have been a problem.
01:20:01.000 Like, you guys made it last 15 years or something.
01:20:03.000 You know, something we did.
01:20:06.000 We were very happy the first few years.
01:20:10.000 We moved to New Jersey.
01:20:11.000 We lived in New Jersey.
01:20:13.000 We made money there.
01:20:15.000 And family came.
01:20:17.000 And like his kids came.
01:20:22.000 He had older kids.
01:20:24.000 And my kids were already married and gone and everything.
01:20:28.000 And his family wanted the kids to be close to them.
01:20:32.000 So we moved back to Florida.
01:20:35.000 And that just became really difficult because they were very much involved to the point.
01:20:43.000 It was just like, buy you a detergent or this is what you're going to use.
01:20:48.000 And I'm not used to that.
01:20:50.000 I mean, like, for me, it was very difficult.
01:20:54.000 And so we did.
01:20:56.000 So his parents were annoying.
01:20:58.000 No, his parents, his siblings.
01:21:01.000 Okay.
01:21:02.000 Very involved.
01:21:03.000 Very, very much involved.
01:21:05.000 I don't want to say too much.
01:21:06.000 No, that's fine.
01:21:06.000 That's fine.
01:21:07.000 Because, you know, I mean, I do care.
01:21:10.000 He still does, you know, we talk here and there.
01:21:14.000 Haram!
01:21:15.000 But that's it.
01:21:17.000 You know, it was supposed to be done.
01:21:20.000 I mean, it didn't work out.
01:21:22.000 Fair.
01:21:23.000 Sometimes money is not enough, or just love is not enough.
01:21:27.000 Did you feel like you were in a golden cage?
01:21:29.000 No.
01:21:30.000 Okay, cool.
01:21:30.000 Never.
01:21:31.000 That's good.
01:21:32.000 All right.
01:21:33.000 No, Diddy says, with all due respect, Granny, and I mean this.
01:21:36.000 Oh, my God.
01:21:39.000 Your ideal guy has already transitioned.
01:21:41.000 Please let these girls know not to wait like you did.
01:21:47.000 That means I think he's trying to say that he's not in the market anymore.
01:21:50.000 Yeah, pretty much.
01:21:51.000 Or he's dead?
01:21:53.000 Oh, my ideal guy is already dead.
01:21:55.000 So not to wait.
01:21:58.000 I don't think they're waiting.
01:21:59.000 They're just enjoying their life until whenever the Reika comes, if it comes.
01:22:06.000 But I don't think they're waiting for anyone.
01:22:08.000 If it comes.
01:22:09.000 I mean, can you come?
01:22:12.000 Everybody can.
01:22:13.000 I'm pretty sure.
01:22:14.000 Okay.
01:22:15.000 I mean, I'm just asking for a friend.
01:22:17.000 Fresh.
01:22:17.000 Pause.