Fresh & Fit - Should Men EVER Accept The Friendzone Debate?

00:04:08.000 And we are live.

00:04:09.000 What's up, guys?

00:04:09.000 Welcome to the Fresh Air Podcast after our edition.

00:04:11.000 We've got some other ladies in the house. 1.00

00:04:13.000 Let's get into it.

00:04:13.000 Let's go.

00:04:24.000 Look into it.

00:04:33.000 My money cares, bro.

00:04:34.000 Get out.

00:04:45.000 Put your shoes on outside.

00:04:46.000 You don't got to put them on in here.

00:05:04.000 All right.

00:05:04.000 All right, we're back.

00:05:05.000 What's up, guys?

00:05:05.000 Welcome to the Freshman Podcast after our audition.

00:05:07.000 Quick announcement for getting into the show.

00:05:08.000 Number one, we just had a great debate literally just last show.

00:05:13.000 Amazing.

00:05:13.000 We had- Christianity versus Islam.

00:05:15.000 Christianity versus Islam. 0.99

00:05:16.000 Yeah.

00:05:17.000 We had Dan and we had- Sam Shimon.

00:05:19.000 Sam Shimon.

00:05:20.000 Jay Dyer.

00:05:21.000 Jay Dyer.

00:05:21.000 And Ayaz?

00:05:22.000 Ishan.

00:05:23.000 Ishan.

00:05:24.000 Okay, keep it real.

00:05:25.000 Who won?

00:05:27.000 Honestly, bro, they both made great arguments because, like, I mean, they do what they always do.

00:05:31.000 Both of them were like, I gotta go back and watch it.

00:05:34.000 Bro! 0.98

00:05:35.000 I was so busy officiating and, like, taking notes and shit like that. 0.98

00:05:38.000 Sam Shibun destroyed his thingus. 0.94

00:05:40.000 That's all I'm gonna say.

00:05:40.000 All right.

00:05:41.000 Well, of course, you're biased.

00:05:42.000 You're a Christian.

00:05:42.000 But was it a good debate officiating?

00:05:44.000 It was very good.

00:05:45.000 And you did a good job.

00:05:46.000 Thank you, bro.

00:05:46.000 I appreciate that.

00:05:47.000 That's all that matters.

00:05:48.000 It was very fair.

00:05:50.000 And impartial, because obviously it's a heated topic whenever you talk about religion and stuff.

00:05:54.000 Because you let them talk, and then Islam as well, so it was fair. 0.97

00:05:56.000 Yes, sir.

00:05:57.000 Okay, I appreciate that.

00:05:59.000 Yo, guys, rumble.com slash freshman.

00:06:01.000 Also, castleclub.tv, man.

00:06:02.000 That's where you find us, because you guys know that we are banned on someplace.

00:06:04.000 We're banned on Instagram.

00:06:06.000 We monetize on YouTube.

00:06:07.000 What else?

00:06:08.000 We're banned on Facebook.

00:06:09.000 So, castleclub.tv, man.

00:06:10.000 Check us out over there.

00:06:12.000 Chris?

00:06:15.000 Yo, Chad, we got eight new girls on the panel, man. 1.00

00:06:18.000 Let's get them, man.

00:06:21.000 Shout out to the chad, shout out to the girls. 1.00

00:06:24.000 Ladies, DM me that. 1.00

00:06:25.000 Chris, you know what? 1.00

00:06:26.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:06:26.000 This week, I'll let you know that my IG's down. 1.00

00:06:28.000 I don't know what's going on right now.

00:06:29.000 It should be up this week.

00:06:30.000 No, no, it should be up this week.

00:06:31.000 Wait, the other one?

00:06:32.000 No, no, no, no.

00:06:32.000 Yeah, well, my current one is still up, but I don't want girls sending me DMs over there.

00:06:36.000 Okay, okay.

00:06:37.000 So, okay, his backup is up, but the main...

00:06:38.000 Yeah, it's fine.

00:06:39.000 It's complicated, bro. 0.91

00:06:40.000 Yo, Chris, you got a damn about me? 0.95

00:06:42.000 What? 0.97

00:06:42.000 On Instagram? 0.97

00:06:43.000 A damn about me? 0.98

00:06:44.000 Like someone damn knew about me? 0.99

00:06:46.000 No. 0.98

00:06:46.000 Yeah, yeah, bro. 0.98

00:06:48.000 Yeah, some girl was like... 0.98

00:06:49.000 What was that?

00:06:51.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:06:52.000 No, because some girl wanted to be your girlfriend. 1.00

00:06:54.000 So she wanted me to hook you up.

00:06:57.000 Bro, who is that? 0.98

00:06:58.000 I don't know, nigga. 1.00

00:06:58.000 She said, hook it with fresh. 1.00

00:07:00.000 I'm like, nigga.

00:07:00.000 Was she cute?

00:07:01.000 Bro, I act fresh, bro.

00:07:03.000 But fresh on Devil in the Dark, man.

00:07:04.000 By the way...

00:07:05.000 On Twitter, man.

00:07:09.000 Let's go.

00:07:10.000 Alright, yeah.

00:07:10.000 Go check Chris out.

00:07:11.000 He don't post nothing on Twitter anyway, but, you know, you guys can go follow him there.

00:07:14.000 Yeah, and follow me on Twitch, man.

00:07:16.000 For now, I'm on Twitch, man.

00:07:17.000 Let's go, man.

00:07:18.000 With no Instagrams, bro.

00:07:19.000 Like, they don't know what they're doing. 0.99

00:07:21.000 Like, me on Thrive and I'm like on X and I'm doing my political shit. 0.99

00:07:24.000 I'm going crazy. 0.71

00:07:25.000 These dudes are like trying to post pictures of their lifestyle.

00:07:28.000 I'm like, nigga, this is not a whole Instagram.

00:07:29.000 Like, this is not Instagram, bro.

00:07:31.000 This is X. Bring on my page, man.

00:07:33.000 On Twitter, I'm like, what the fuck is that? 0.98

00:07:34.000 Listen, I'm back. 0.99

00:07:35.000 You're better than what?

00:07:36.000 On Instagram, alright?

00:07:37.000 It's low key.

00:07:38.000 Oh, you're actually gonna put your...

00:07:39.000 You're really gonna post it?

00:07:40.000 You know why?

00:07:41.000 Okay.

00:07:41.000 Alright, let's see how quick it lasts.

00:07:43.000 Alright, he got a new IG. Let's show it real quick.

00:07:46.000 What is it?

00:07:47.000 It's in TakeOver.

00:07:48.000 Yeah, because everyone thought it was fake, but it really is his Instagram.

00:07:51.000 But it's some guy called NotFreshPrintCL.

00:07:52.000 That's not me.

00:07:53.000 Okay.

00:07:54.000 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:55.000 So, yeah, there we go.

00:07:56.000 CEO of Fresh.

00:07:57.000 What?

00:07:58.000 Fresh Lifestyle?

00:07:58.000 Yeah.

00:07:59.000 All right.

00:07:59.000 Yeah, this is fresh to Instagram, guys, so go ahead and, you know, check him out there.

00:08:03.000 I guess that girl that hit up Chris, you could hit him up here. 1.00

00:08:06.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:08:07.000 Keep that over there.

00:08:09.000 Well, you don't know if she's hot or not, bro.

00:08:11.000 Yo, Fresh, I bet you won't do it.

00:08:13.000 I won't do it.

00:08:13.000 Okay.

00:08:14.000 And your little friend, too.

00:08:15.000 And your little friend, I won't do it.

00:08:16.000 Yeah, but I'm still banned on Instagram, guys.

00:08:18.000 I mean, I'll try to get my account back, the main one, but we'll see what happens. 1.00

00:08:21.000 The guy that took our accounts down, he got arrested by the FBI, so fuck that asshole. 1.00

00:08:24.000 We told you guys about that already. 1.00

00:08:26.000 We got busted by the feds, so hopefully we'll get our shot back.

00:08:30.000 Yeah, bro, it is what it is.

00:08:31.000 Anyway, ladies, if you don't mind, welcome to the show.

00:08:34.000 Give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.

00:08:38.000 Your body count.

00:08:39.000 We'll start right here.

00:08:40.000 Welcome to the show.

00:08:41.000 Okay.

00:08:41.000 Hi.

00:08:41.000 What you do for a living.

00:08:42.000 Okay.

00:08:43.000 Hi, my name is Denise.

00:08:44.000 I'm 36.

00:08:45.000 I'm from Peru.

00:08:46.000 I was living in Texas.

00:08:48.000 Hey.

00:08:49.000 Wait, wasn't it 37?

00:08:50.000 No, I'm 36.

00:08:51.000 Okay.

00:08:52.000 You said Peru and Texas?

00:08:53.000 Yes.

00:08:54.000 What part of Texas?

00:08:55.000 Oh, Arlington.

00:08:56.000 Okay.

00:08:56.000 Uh-huh.

00:08:57.000 I moved back here to Miami.

00:08:59.000 Wait, 36?

00:08:59.000 Yes, I'm 36.

00:09:01.000 I moved back here in Miami and I was first, because I was living last year here.

00:09:06.000 There's something happened with my home that I stay home.

00:09:09.000 My hometown is Texas.

00:09:10.000 Okay.

00:09:11.000 I have my parents there, yeah.

00:09:12.000 Okay, what do you do for work?

00:09:14.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:14.000 Actually, I was trying to go into TV. Actually, on Monday, I went to Telemundo Center.

00:09:20.000 Nice.

00:09:21.000 Okay.

00:09:21.000 Yes, I have two agencies for actress and modeling.

00:09:25.000 You should be in a novella because you're old.

00:09:27.000 Oh, for sure.

00:09:28.000 Novellas.

00:09:28.000 I love the novellas.

00:09:29.000 I love drama.

00:09:31.000 I love drama, yes.

00:09:32.000 Yeah, me too.

00:09:32.000 So you have an agency for actresses and what was the other one?

00:09:38.000 Okay, so actress and models. 0.95

00:09:43.000 Okay, so you have like a bunch of girls that they can come to you and you get them. 1.00

00:09:49.000 Yeah.

00:09:49.000 Your agency, okay.

00:09:50.000 Yeah, they call to the girl house, if you have a talent, especially if you have talent.

00:09:54.000 Okay.

00:09:54.000 Yeah.

00:09:55.000 What's the highest education for you completed?

00:09:58.000 Did you go to college?

00:09:59.000 Is it high school?

00:09:59.000 Yes, yes, in Texas.

00:10:00.000 I've been in University of Texas in Arlington.

00:10:03.000 Okay.

00:10:03.000 My career, I didn't graduate, but my career is a graphic designer.

00:10:07.000 Did you get your associate's degree?

00:10:10.000 Yeah, in college, two years, yeah.

00:10:11.000 Okay, you got your associate's?

00:10:12.000 Associate arts, yeah.

00:10:13.000 Okay, graphic design?

00:10:14.000 Yeah, graphic design.

00:10:15.000 I love art.

00:10:16.000 Okay.

00:10:18.000 What's your relationship status?

00:10:20.000 Do you have boyfriend, married, single?

00:10:22.000 Well, you know, right now I'm single, but never alone.

00:10:28.000 I mean, actually, I'm my ex that he's pretending to come in my life, but I'm taking my time, you know?

00:10:35.000 I want to be single right now.

00:10:36.000 Wait, he's coming on your lap?

00:10:38.000 No, to my life, you know?

00:10:40.000 Like, he's watching my stories and everything, and you know when they want to come back, because they're watching your stories.

00:10:46.000 Oh, come on your lap. 0.99

00:10:47.000 They're stalking you, right?

00:10:48.000 Yeah, stalking, right.

00:10:49.000 Are your parents still together?

00:10:51.000 Yeah.

00:10:52.000 Okay.

00:10:53.000 And then, first, your favorite question.

00:10:55.000 Do you have any kids?

00:10:56.000 No, I don't have kids.

00:10:57.000 Perf control?

00:10:58.000 Yes, I'm taking it right now.

00:10:59.000 But not because I want to protect you.

00:11:02.000 It's because I have something.

00:11:04.000 TMI. No, no.

00:11:05.000 I have a problem with my uterus.

00:11:07.000 It's a treatment.

00:11:08.000 I need to take it.

00:11:09.000 My gynecologist in Texas, he gave me treatment for three months, so I must take it.

00:11:14.000 Okay.

00:11:15.000 It's for my hormones, regulate my hormones.

00:11:17.000 Bro, okay.

00:11:18.000 Okay, alright.

00:11:19.000 Alright, body count.

00:11:20.000 I'm afraid to ask this question.

00:11:21.000 Oh yeah, body count.

00:11:23.000 Hmm?

00:11:24.000 How many hombres you had?

00:11:42.000 I'm ready!

00:11:43.000 All right, let's make some people laugh, bro.

00:11:45.000 Let's go.

00:11:46.000 All right, we might need to clean up on the aisle.

00:11:50.000 Last time you made somebody cry.

00:11:51.000 I didn't try to.

00:11:52.000 I'm just like, hey, man.

00:11:54.000 I'm going to be drunk after this.

00:11:55.000 No, she don't want to answer now.

00:11:56.000 No, I don't want to answer right now.

00:11:57.000 I don't want to answer right now.

00:11:59.000 That would be funny, so...

00:12:00.000 It would have been funnier if you said no English or something.

00:12:02.000 That would be great.

00:12:03.000 All right, what about you?

00:12:03.000 What's your name?

00:12:05.000 Me?

00:12:05.000 Yeah.

00:12:06.000 Juliana.

00:12:07.000 Juliana?

00:12:08.000 Yeah.

00:12:08.000 Juliana.

00:12:08.000 How old are you, Juliana?

00:12:10.000 28.

00:12:11.000 Alright, where are you from?

00:12:12.000 Colombia.

00:12:13.000 Okay, what part of Colombia are you from?

00:12:14.000 Ibagué.

00:12:15.000 Ibagué?

00:12:16.000 Yeah.

00:12:17.000 What is that?

00:12:18.000 It's close to Bogota.

00:12:20.000 Okay.

00:12:21.000 Okay.

00:12:22.000 What do you do for work?

00:12:25.000 I do lashes, eyebrows, makeup, lip blush tattoo.

00:12:30.000 Okay, so you're an esthetician?

00:12:31.000 Mm-hmm, yeah.

00:12:32.000 Okay.

00:12:33.000 Do you live in Miami now or are you just visiting?

00:12:35.000 Yeah, I live in Miami.

00:12:36.000 I moved here three years ago.

00:12:37.000 Two years?

00:12:38.000 Yeah.

00:12:39.000 Fresh, is it too late?

00:12:40.000 Mm-hmm.

00:12:41.000 Too far gone.

00:12:42.000 She's corrupted, do you think?

00:12:43.000 She's corrupted.

00:12:43.000 No, no!

00:12:46.000 Yeah, sure.

00:12:49.000 Okay.

00:12:52.000 Highest education level completed for you?

00:12:56.000 I went to the university, yeah.

00:12:58.000 Okay, in Colombia or here?

00:13:00.000 In Colombia.

00:13:01.000 Did you get your degree?

00:13:02.000 Yeah.

00:13:02.000 In what?

00:13:03.000 I'm architect.

00:13:05.000 In architecture?

00:13:05.000 Yeah, architecture.

00:13:07.000 How long did you go to school?

00:13:08.000 Is that four years?

00:13:09.000 Five years.

00:13:10.000 Why didn't you be an architect here?

00:13:13.000 I can't.

00:13:14.000 Not yet.

00:13:15.000 They don't let you take a test?

00:13:17.000 No, I have to study here first.

00:13:19.000 Like, three years to be architect.

00:13:22.000 You know, there was someone else that was an architect.

00:13:24.000 What country was she from?

00:13:25.000 It was a South American country.

00:13:26.000 I think it was...

00:13:27.000 Yeah.

00:13:30.000 It might have been Peru.

00:13:32.000 Oh yeah, it was Peru.

00:13:33.000 It was Peru, right?

00:13:34.000 Yeah, it was Peru.

00:13:34.000 And like, she had to take a test.

00:13:36.000 She didn't have to go back to school.

00:13:37.000 And it transferred over.

00:13:38.000 Yeah, so Colombia doesn't...

00:13:39.000 In Colombia, you get an architecture degree, you come here, you have to go to more school?

00:13:43.000 Yeah.

00:13:44.000 How much more school have you had to go to?

00:13:46.000 Like three years. 1.00

00:13:47.000 Damn! 1.00

00:13:48.000 They don't respect Colombia. 1.00

00:13:49.000 Damn! 1.00

00:13:50.000 Don't put no respect on their name. 1.00

00:13:51.000 I mean, most countries, they don't respect, so...

00:13:54.000 Okay.

00:13:56.000 Relationship status?

00:13:58.000 Single.

00:13:59.000 Still? 0.99

00:14:00.000 Damn, three years? 0.99

00:14:01.000 Okay. 1.00

00:14:03.000 Know how to build a house, not a relationship.

00:14:04.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:14:09.000 Okay, are your parents still together?

00:14:12.000 Are your parents still together?

00:14:13.000 Yeah.

00:14:14.000 Okay.

00:14:15.000 And then, go ahead for us, your favorite question.

00:14:18.000 Oh, birth control?

00:14:19.000 No.

00:14:20.000 No?

00:14:20.000 You have kids?

00:14:21.000 No.

00:14:21.000 Okay.

00:14:22.000 All right.

00:14:23.000 Cool.

00:14:25.000 And Peruvian, Colombian. 0.90

00:14:26.000 Okay, what about you?

00:14:26.000 What's your name?

00:14:27.000 I'm Kelly.

00:14:28.000 I'm 24.

00:14:30.000 That's a big difference.

00:14:31.000 All right.

00:14:33.000 Tell them a little bit of Kelly, man.

00:14:35.000 All right, Kelly.

00:14:36.000 You said you're 24.

00:14:36.000 Where are you from?

00:14:37.000 I'm from Tampa.

00:14:38.000 I just moved here a few months ago.

00:14:40.000 Okay.

00:14:42.000 What do you do for work?

00:14:43.000 I'm in retail marketing.

00:14:45.000 Okay.

00:14:48.000 How is retail doing?

00:14:50.000 I got to ask this because I haven't had somebody on in retail, like in the marketing side.

00:14:55.000 Is it like a dying industry now?

00:14:56.000 Is everything going online?

00:14:58.000 It is.

00:14:59.000 So it's a lot of online social media marketing.

00:15:02.000 Okay.

00:15:03.000 So are brick and mortar stores going to be a thing of the past?

00:15:06.000 I predict in 10 to 20 years, we're not going to have stores anymore in malls.

00:15:10.000 I agree.

00:15:11.000 I think it's going to be a lot of e-com, but you know.

00:15:14.000 E-com. 0.99

00:15:15.000 Damn. 0.99

00:15:16.000 Makes sense. 0.99

00:15:16.000 Bro, malls are going to be gone, bro. 0.99

00:15:18.000 Strip malls, all that.

00:15:19.000 What are teenagers going to do now?

00:15:20.000 They're just going to be flicking on TikTok the whole time.

00:15:22.000 Pretty much. 1.00

00:15:23.000 Goddamn. 0.99

00:15:23.000 All right. 0.99

00:15:25.000 So retail marketing.

00:15:26.000 All right.

00:15:26.000 Highest education level completed?

00:15:28.000 I have my bachelor's in marketing.

00:15:30.000 Okay.

00:15:31.000 Where'd you get it from?

00:15:32.000 University of Tampa.

00:15:33.000 Okay.

00:15:34.000 As I say, Tampa stays in Tampa as well.

00:15:38.000 Oh, really?

00:15:38.000 It's crazy over there.

00:15:39.000 Do you agree with that?

00:15:40.000 You think?

00:15:40.000 I don't agree.

00:15:41.000 I think it's crazy right here.

00:15:43.000 Yep. 0.95

00:15:43.000 Niggas go from Miami to Tampa to smash. 0.95

00:15:45.000 I'm telling you. 0.96

00:15:46.000 Really?

00:15:46.000 Yes.

00:15:47.000 I love the sound.

00:15:48.000 Yep.

00:15:48.000 See, she knows.

00:15:49.000 She knows.

00:15:49.000 That's like going backwards, though.

00:15:50.000 Nah, bro.

00:15:51.000 No, it's not.

00:15:51.000 Because you know what it is?

00:15:52.000 Imagine you're the big dog here in Miami.

00:15:54.000 Nobody cares. 0.97

00:15:55.000 Over there, you're a big, big dog. 0.98

00:15:56.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:57.000 Oh, you mean from like, if you could stunt here, you could go over there and really kill it is what you're trying to say.

00:16:03.000 I went to Airbnb, you get some, invite some girls over, it's a wrap. 0.64

00:16:05.000 Okay, I know what you mean.

00:16:06.000 Okay, so like, you, you, uh, the smoke and mirrors goes further over there.

00:16:10.000 Imagine Columbia to Miami, vice versa.

00:16:13.000 It's almost like that.

00:16:13.000 Imagine America going to DR. There you go.

00:16:16.000 Really?

00:16:17.000 Yes.

00:16:18.000 How do you know that?

00:16:20.000 That much?

00:16:22.000 Yes.

00:16:22.000 I got some friends that did it every weekend.

00:16:24.000 So the cap goes further.

00:16:26.000 Yes.

00:16:27.000 Even I spent some time there, bro.

00:16:29.000 Are you serious?

00:16:30.000 We need to go.

00:16:31.000 It's white chicks, bro. 1.00

00:16:32.000 It's white chicks, though. 1.00

00:16:33.000 You ain't gonna talk about all that dumb nigga shit. 1.00

00:16:38.000 There's hidden gems, yes. 1.00

00:16:40.000 Fulio was there.

00:16:42.000 What happened to him?

00:16:45.000 They followed him from Jacksonville, though.

00:16:47.000 They followed him from Jacksonville.

00:16:49.000 How do you know that?

00:16:50.000 She got a man, bro.

00:16:54.000 It's not because of him.

00:16:55.000 I'm the social media one.

00:16:58.000 Nah, she doesn't.

00:17:00.000 Nah. 1.00

00:17:03.000 You tried to be an asshole because she knew some other shit before the stream that you guys would... 1.00

00:17:07.000 That's why he's saying that. 1.00

00:17:08.000 He's just trying to be funny.

00:17:10.000 Ignore him.

00:17:10.000 Okay, so you said you got a BA in marketing.

00:17:13.000 Relationship status for you?

00:17:15.000 I'm single.

00:17:16.000 Makes sense.

00:17:19.000 Are your parents still together?

00:17:21.000 Yes.

00:17:23.000 Yo, do we got three?

00:17:24.000 Yeah, everyone's mom is together so far.

00:17:26.000 Yeah.

00:17:26.000 More than 36 years.

00:17:28.000 Your parents aren't dead?

00:17:30.000 Right now they're in Texas.

00:17:32.000 They've been married for 36 years.

00:17:35.000 Chill, man.

00:17:38.000 Chill, man.

00:17:40.000 Why are you guys so proud?

00:17:41.000 Why are you guys so proud that my parents love each other?

00:17:48.000 When you said Peru, I was like, yeah, they're probably together.

00:17:52.000 It's fine.

00:17:54.000 Okay, so yes for you, and then birth control for you?

00:17:59.000 I'm not.

00:18:00.000 No?

00:18:00.000 Okay, what's your ethnic background?

00:18:02.000 I'm Colombian.

00:18:04.000 Okay, alright.

00:18:05.000 You speak Spanish or no?

00:18:06.000 Yeah, I'm her translator.

00:18:08.000 Yeah.

00:18:08.000 Alright, fantastic.

00:18:10.000 Great, they speak the same Spanish and everything.

00:18:12.000 Fantastic.

00:18:12.000 Body count?

00:18:25.000 What about you?

00:18:30.000 What's your name?

00:18:31.000 I'm Z Is it the letter Z or Z-E-E? Is that your government?

00:18:38.000 No.

00:18:39.000 How old are you?

00:18:42.000 I'm 23.

00:18:43.000 Where are you from?

00:18:44.000 Here.

00:18:45.000 Homestead, though.

00:18:47.000 Down South.

00:18:51.000 Who's there anyway?

00:18:52.000 The Mexicans. 0.98

00:18:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:54.000 And the Air Force.

00:18:56.000 Yeah, we do have a base right there.

00:18:59.000 Big-ass Air Force base there.

00:19:00.000 She catches swimmers at the border.

00:19:02.000 Funny story.

00:19:03.000 Did I tell you the story that I went to go pick up a prisoner that one time?

00:19:07.000 Say it again. 1.00

00:19:08.000 I didn't have to tell you how to do this shit. 1.00

00:19:10.000 You pointed it, but I forgot. 0.99

00:19:10.000 It was my... 0.99

00:19:12.000 It was my last arrest when I was still working for the feds.

00:19:14.000 I went down to Homestead.

00:19:15.000 We had a guy who was an arrest warrant.

00:19:17.000 We brought him in for Turks and Caicos, Customs and Border Protection. 0.99

00:19:20.000 Wanted to go get his ass, Air Marine. 0.99

00:19:22.000 And then we brought him to the Air Force Base and I took him because he was a Canadian, foreign national. 1.00

00:19:26.000 Oh yeah, you did.

00:19:27.000 We got him extradited and that's where I went to go pick him up and then we took him to the jail.

00:19:31.000 But I had to go all the way. 0.69

00:19:31.000 I remember because Homestead was so goddamn far. 0.69

00:19:33.000 I was like, who the fuck drives all the way down here? 0.98

00:19:35.000 It took me like an hour to get down there, bro. 0.99

00:19:37.000 My opinion rent is cheaper though.

00:19:38.000 Yeah, but there's nothing there.

00:19:41.000 It's all weird farmland.

00:19:43.000 Everybody got better now. 1.00

00:19:47.000 They're building a lot of shit down there. 0.99

00:19:48.000 Yeah, they're building stuff, but bro, it's still the bonies though, man. 1.00

00:19:51.000 I mean, you're probably the only black girl there probably. 0.99

00:19:54.000 No, it's a lot of us down there.

00:19:57.000 It's a lot of us down there.

00:20:00.000 Like a hundred of them, bro.

00:20:03.000 But it's a lot of Spanish people, though.

00:20:05.000 That makes sense.

00:20:08.000 Okay.

00:20:08.000 Well, is that oranges, right?

00:20:10.000 Where is it?

00:20:11.000 There's a big farm down there.

00:20:12.000 Wine?

00:20:12.000 I forget what fruit it is.

00:20:13.000 Is it wine?

00:20:14.000 Winery?

00:20:14.000 Strawberry?

00:20:15.000 I think it's a strawberry farm.

00:20:16.000 Okay. 0.71

00:20:17.000 They got some big ass farm down there that I forget. 0.66

00:20:19.000 Watermelon?

00:20:20.000 I think I know exactly.

00:20:20.000 No.

00:20:21.000 Oh, my God.

00:20:22.000 It's literally a strawberry farm.

00:20:23.000 I think a strawberry orange is one of the two.

00:20:25.000 Call me in if it was watermelon, I'll be there.

00:20:27.000 All right, so you're from Hostet, Florida.

00:20:28.000 And for the audience that's wondering, that's like 45 minutes.

00:20:31.000 Well, it's 30 minutes if there's no traffic, but if there's traffic, most of the time, it's going to take you like an hour.

00:20:34.000 It's all the way like at the tip of the tip.

00:20:37.000 Yeah, it's like the last place before you hit the keys.

00:20:40.000 In the afternoon, it's like an hour and a half.

00:20:42.000 Yeah, it's terrible, bro.

00:20:43.000 There was a guy who used to work with.

00:20:44.000 He used to come from Hostet every day.

00:20:45.000 It used to take him two hours to get in, bro.

00:20:47.000 He'd leave at 6 o'clock in the morning, bro.

00:20:48.000 He was dedicated.

00:20:49.000 Very dedicated.

00:20:51.000 Alright, what do you do for work?

00:20:52.000 I'm an entrepreneur.

00:20:53.000 That's how you say it?

00:20:54.000 You say entrepreneur?

00:20:55.000 Can you spell it?

00:20:56.000 Yeah, I can spell it, but I can't say it.

00:20:58.000 Alright, let's hear it.

00:20:59.000 E-N-T... Wait. 0.96

00:21:00.000 I believe you.

00:21:01.000 You got this.

00:21:01.000 Yeah, wait.

00:21:02.000 Take your time. 1.00

00:21:05.000 No, fuck that! 1.00

00:21:06.000 I do hair! 1.00

00:21:08.000 Good job, good job! 0.99

00:21:10.000 That's the first time somebody actually said, fuck that, I do hair. 1.00

00:21:14.000 It just went into what they do and they said, fuck it, man. 1.00

00:21:17.000 You can't say it, you can't say it either. 1.00

00:21:20.000 Entrepreneur.

00:21:20.000 Alright, so you're a hairdresser, what else?

00:21:23.000 Yeah, I do eyebrow tint, lashes, and sell wigs.

00:21:26.000 Alright, okay.

00:21:27.000 Would it be fair to say you're an esthetician?

00:21:31.000 Cosmetologist, maybe.

00:21:32.000 I need to know this.

00:21:36.000 What's the difference between an esthetician and a cosmetologist?

00:21:38.000 Esthetician is skin, skin care.

00:21:41.000 Nails. 0.99

00:21:43.000 So are you better than her?

00:21:45.000 No.

00:21:46.000 Actually, people take cosmetology classes and esthetician so it can, you know...

00:21:50.000 You'll be a master esthetician.

00:21:52.000 Yeah.

00:21:52.000 They teach you everything, how to do a wax, how to do...

00:21:54.000 Okay, what's the difference then between cosmetology and esthetician?

00:21:57.000 So cosmetology is strictly hair.

00:21:59.000 Mm-hmm.

00:21:59.000 Oh, okay.

00:22:00.000 Esthetician is strictly skin.

00:22:05.000 You know what's funny?

00:22:08.000 Like, you know what dudes do? 1.00

00:22:09.000 We use, like, body wash, we just wash our face with that shit. 1.00

00:22:12.000 Like, it don't matter for us, bro. 1.00

00:22:15.000 Bro, you know what's crazy?

00:22:16.000 I used to use Irish Spring for years.

00:22:17.000 This girl was like, look at your face. 1.00

00:22:18.000 Yeah, she was like, what are you doing?

00:22:20.000 I'm like, don't want it so hard.

00:22:22.000 She's like, use this soap instead. 1.00

00:22:23.000 I'm like, thanks, bitch. 1.00

00:22:26.000 No, she was right, though. 1.00

00:22:26.000 She was right. 1.00

00:22:27.000 It was so hard, of course.

00:22:28.000 Did you ever use iris spray?

00:22:31.000 It was cheap. 0.80

00:22:33.000 Why do, like, broke black dudes always use iris spray? 1.00

00:22:35.000 Hey! 0.99

00:22:36.000 It smells good.

00:22:36.000 Hey, man!

00:22:37.000 You use it, too. 1.00

00:22:38.000 They talking shit in the comments. 1.00

00:22:41.000 I didn't know any better. 1.00

00:22:43.000 I didn't know any better, bro.

00:22:45.000 It costs $1 for $4.

00:22:48.000 Bro, only niggas use iris spring, bro. 1.00

00:22:51.000 Every time.

00:22:52.000 Okay, so cosmetology is hair, esthetician is skin.

00:22:56.000 Because I would figure aesthetics, it's like the complete package.

00:22:59.000 What piece more?

00:23:01.000 Esthetician.

00:23:01.000 Yeah, because there's more things.

00:23:03.000 There's more to it.

00:23:05.000 Okay.

00:23:06.000 But hair, it could be expensive, right?

00:23:07.000 Yeah, it can.

00:23:08.000 If you take.

00:23:11.000 No, hair, no. 1.00

00:23:13.000 Bitch, we eatin'. 1.00

00:23:14.000 For sure. 1.00

00:23:16.000 Are you guys friends?

00:23:17.000 No.

00:23:19.000 I couldn't tell.

00:23:20.000 I couldn't tell, bro.

00:23:22.000 I was like, what?

00:23:23.000 Alright, okay.

00:23:24.000 We check them for guns, right?

00:23:27.000 Nah, I'm at it.

00:23:28.000 Alright, so you're a hairdresser and what was the other thing you do?

00:23:32.000 Sell wigs.

00:23:33.000 Oh, that's where the money comes in.

00:23:35.000 She sells all those 50 black girls in Homestead? 1.00

00:23:37.000 She sells to them, bro. 0.95

00:23:38.000 Who in here has a wig? 1.00

00:23:42.000 Three.

00:23:42.000 Oh no, I want you to tell me.

00:23:44.000 You said, you want me to tell you?

00:23:46.000 Since you're an expert, who has a wig? 1.00

00:23:49.000 Oh shit, they already put their hands up. 0.99

00:23:51.000 I was only going to say them too, but I didn't know that was a wig. 1.00

00:23:55.000 See, that's scary because you don't know until after. 1.00

00:23:58.000 It's like, yeah, bitch, yeah! 1.00

00:24:00.000 Oh shit! 1.00

00:24:01.000 It's gone. 1.00

00:24:02.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:24:02.000 Did the black girls raise their hand?

00:24:04.000 All of them? 0.67

00:24:04.000 Oh my god, Chris. 0.67

00:24:06.000 They're black queens. 1.00

00:24:07.000 Leave them alone. 0.99

00:24:09.000 I have a lot of hair up under this.

00:24:12.000 Beautiful hair, actually.

00:24:15.000 They call us niggerillas. 0.57

00:24:21.000 I'm sorry. 0.92

00:24:23.000 My head hurts, bro.

00:24:28.000 I'll tell you this.

00:24:29.000 There's no words about it. 1.00

00:24:30.000 Other girls lose their shit when they hang on. 1.00

00:24:32.000 Hey, what the fuck? 1.00

00:24:35.000 They go crazy. 1.00

00:24:37.000 Hey, they're cool.

00:24:38.000 They're cool.

00:24:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:38.000 This is a good panel of chicks.

00:24:40.000 All right.

00:24:40.000 This is good.

00:24:41.000 All right.

00:24:42.000 Are you single?

00:24:43.000 I'm single.

00:24:44.000 Okay.

00:24:46.000 I'll go to homestead for you.

00:24:48.000 Come on, take that truck. 1.00

00:24:49.000 Okay.

00:24:51.000 Highest education, did you go to cosmetology school, I'm assuming?

00:24:53.000 No, I did not.

00:24:55.000 Okay.

00:24:56.000 So you're legally running a weight business?

00:24:58.000 I'm illegally running a weight business. 0.99

00:25:00.000 Getting bitches right. 1.00

00:25:01.000 And that's on period. 0.99

00:25:02.000 High school diploma then?

00:25:04.000 Yes, I do.

00:25:05.000 Okay.

00:25:06.000 Relationship status for you?

00:25:07.000 Single.

00:25:09.000 Alright.

00:25:09.000 Well, how do they even enforce it?

00:25:11.000 Is there like a...

00:25:11.000 If you're working in a shop, like that's when it's like really like you have to show your license, have it on the wall and shit like that.

00:25:17.000 I'm going to call some solid school.

00:25:19.000 But who enforces that?

00:25:20.000 The state? 1.00

00:25:20.000 Yeah, the state they're walking that motherfucker. 1.00

00:25:22.000 Like who, specifically? 1.00

00:25:24.000 Which agency?

00:25:25.000 An inspector, I don't know.

00:25:26.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:25:26.000 IRS, bitch. 1.00

00:25:27.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:25:28.000 No, the health department will walk into your shop. 0.99

00:25:31.000 Okay, probably a Florida Department of Health.

00:25:33.000 Okay, that makes sense.

00:25:35.000 Okay, are your parents still together?

00:25:38.000 Oh, no.

00:25:39.000 No. 1.00

00:25:43.000 Chris, you're a racist, man. 1.00

00:25:45.000 My dad is dead. 1.00

00:25:47.000 We're trying to... 1.00

00:25:47.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:25:48.000 Damn. 1.00

00:25:54.000 So that's why they're not together. 1.00

00:25:57.000 Chris!

00:26:00.000 Chris, we're trying to get over the racist allegations, man. 0.98

00:26:03.000 What the hell's wrong with you, bro? 0.95

00:26:05.000 Come on, man. 0.99

00:26:07.000 They call me a racist every day. 0.90

00:26:08.000 They called me a white supremacist yesterday. 1.00

00:26:10.000 That ass too, they did. 1.00

00:26:12.000 Alright, um, okay, um, so no? 1.00

00:26:14.000 Wait, yeah, they're not together.

00:26:16.000 Wait, did your dad really die?

00:26:17.000 No, he really died in 2012.

00:26:19.000 Sorry.

00:26:20.000 My condolences.

00:26:20.000 It's a fine day.

00:26:21.000 She laughed at it though, like...

00:26:22.000 10 years ago.

00:26:23.000 Wait, you cold, man.

00:26:24.000 How'd he die? 0.98

00:26:24.000 Shot. 0.98

00:26:25.000 You got shot? 1.00

00:26:26.000 Black people. 0.99

00:26:28.000 Wait a minute? 0.99

00:26:29.000 I'm sorry.

00:26:30.000 I mean, I can laugh about a neckline.

00:26:32.000 I like her, bro.

00:26:33.000 I ain't gonna lie.

00:26:36.000 She said black people. 0.99

00:26:41.000 I was like, in my head, I was like, nigga. 1.00

00:26:52.000 Let me shout my daddy out real quick. 0.99

00:26:55.000 Shout out Greg, Cody.

00:26:56.000 Love you, daddy.

00:26:57.000 I know you're seeing me.

00:26:59.000 You gotta pour one for the homies. 1.00

00:27:01.000 You gotta pour one for the homies. 1.00

00:27:05.000 Chris, you're for your love.

00:27:09.000 Yo! 1.00

00:27:09.000 What is happening? 1.00

00:27:12.000 You know the Mr.

00:27:13.000 Crab meme? 0.98

00:27:14.000 You're like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:27:16.000 Like, how is she beating me to all the racist jokes? 1.00

00:27:20.000 She's beating me to all of them, bro.

00:27:21.000 Which is cool.

00:27:22.000 Okay.

00:27:23.000 Alright.

00:27:23.000 Go for it, Chris.

00:27:24.000 Birth control for you?

00:27:25.000 Oh, no.

00:27:26.000 No?

00:27:26.000 Okay.

00:27:27.000 You have kids?

00:27:27.000 God's just been on my side.

00:27:29.000 God's been on my side.

00:27:30.000 Okay.

00:27:31.000 Any kids or no?

00:27:32.000 No.

00:27:33.000 No?

00:27:33.000 Okay, and then what's your ethnic background?

00:27:35.000 Are you Haitian or...

00:27:35.000 Haitian and Dominican.

00:27:37.000 Hey! 0.99

00:27:43.000 All right.

00:27:44.000 Okay, that was entertaining.

00:27:46.000 What's your name?

00:27:47.000 Mina.

00:27:48.000 Mina? 0.52

00:27:49.000 Mina.

00:27:49.000 Oh, Mina.

00:27:50.000 Okay.

00:27:51.000 I'm assuming that's short for something.

00:27:54.000 No, it's actually like just...

00:27:56.000 Oh, that's your like real name?

00:27:56.000 Is Mina?

00:27:57.000 No, it's not at all.

00:27:58.000 My real name is...

00:28:00.000 Oh, that's fine.

00:28:00.000 Yeah.

00:28:02.000 How old are you?

00:28:03.000 28.

00:28:04.000 Alright, where are you from?

00:28:05.000 Sarasota. 1.00

00:28:05.000 Oh shit. 1.00

00:28:06.000 Still good, ain't it? 1.00

00:28:07.000 Middle of nowhere.

00:28:09.000 Who goes there anyway?

00:28:10.000 We were just there, remember?

00:28:11.000 Yeah, before work, though. 1.00

00:28:12.000 Yeah, no, I know, but like, that shit trash. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Yeah, it is trash. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Bro, trash. 1.00

00:28:15.000 Well, okay, she knows too. 1.00

00:28:17.000 Alright.

00:28:18.000 But I'll tell you this, it's safe.

00:28:19.000 It's very safe.

00:28:20.000 No, it's not.

00:28:21.000 It's not?

00:28:22.000 No.

00:28:22.000 Why do you think I moved here?

00:28:23.000 You live in the hood?

00:28:24.000 I was, no, hell no.

00:28:26.000 Where we were at, Sarasota was nice.

00:28:28.000 I was robbed, and they were gonna unalive me.

00:28:30.000 That's why I left.

00:28:34.000 Yeah.

00:28:34.000 Wait, Robbie, what?

00:28:36.000 Friend.

00:28:37.000 There's hoods in Sarasota.

00:28:38.000 So you guys are friends?

00:28:39.000 No.

00:28:40.000 Now we are.

00:28:41.000 Well, yeah, that's my picture.

00:28:43.000 Well, wait, hold on, hold on.

00:28:44.000 Is it like actually Sarasota proper?

00:28:45.000 Because Sarasota itself is nice.

00:28:47.000 No, it's very nice.

00:28:49.000 Do not get me wrong.

00:28:50.000 Yeah.

00:28:50.000 But do not underestimate that.

00:28:52.000 Was it like a suburb or another area of Sarasota?

00:28:55.000 What part of Sarasota is this?

00:28:56.000 I was actually living in Bradenton when this happened.

00:28:58.000 Okay, that's a big difference, man.

00:29:01.000 We were across the river.

00:29:03.000 Bradenton's on the other side.

00:29:04.000 Remember we're on the water?

00:29:05.000 Bradenton was the other side.

00:29:06.000 Yeah.

00:29:07.000 Okay.

00:29:07.000 Don't underestimate me.

00:29:08.000 That's a big difference.

00:29:09.000 All right, so you're on Bradenton.

00:29:13.000 We'll ask you about that story here in a second.

00:29:14.000 What do you do for it?

00:29:15.000 I'm an esthetician and I'm currently in school for real estate.

00:29:18.000 Okay.

00:29:19.000 You got your real estate license?

00:29:20.000 Yes.

00:29:22.000 Okay.

00:29:22.000 Um, highest education level completed?

00:29:25.000 Um, I have my high school diploma and I went to trade school.

00:29:30.000 Three times.

00:29:31.000 Oh, does that be an esthetician?

00:29:32.000 Esthetician, CNA, and phlebotomist.

00:29:35.000 Phlebotomist?

00:29:35.000 Wait, nurse?

00:29:36.000 One of those weirdos, man. 1.00

00:29:38.000 Poking niggas with needles and shit. 1.00

00:29:40.000 That's probably why they wanted to kill you. 1.00

00:29:41.000 Fucked up here a couple times. 1.00

00:29:43.000 You didn't get the, if ain't right, now they look all fucked up. 0.99

00:29:45.000 Because you know if Alabama's, if they don't get it right, and they prick you the wrong way, it'll leave a scar forever. 0.98

00:29:50.000 No.

00:29:51.000 Yeah, no.

00:29:52.000 That's definitely... 0.97

00:29:53.000 Yeah, if you get someone that don't know what they're doing, and you got sensitive skin, you got light skin, and they prick you the wrong way, it'll leave a fucking... 0.99

00:30:00.000 I hate needles, bro. 0.98

00:30:01.000 I just have bruises for like a week.

00:30:04.000 I'm light skin.

00:30:05.000 They stay forever.

00:30:06.000 Yeah, they stay.

00:30:06.000 Are you Hispanic?

00:30:08.000 No, I'm not. 0.54

00:30:09.000 Are you black? 0.96

00:30:10.000 My dad is black. 1.00

00:30:12.000 She's a ghetto Angie. 1.00

00:30:13.000 Okay.

00:30:13.000 Yeah, everybody's saying you look like Angie.

00:30:15.000 That's the girl. 0.98

00:30:16.000 Who's Angie?

00:30:18.000 Don't worry about it.

00:30:20.000 Bro, this guy, why are you trying to start trouble, man?

00:30:22.000 No, it's good, bro. 1.00

00:30:23.000 This fucking guy. 1.00

00:30:24.000 All right, so you said high school esthetician and philopotamus. 1.00

00:30:29.000 And what was the last one?

00:30:30.000 Philopotamus, CNA. Nurse?

00:30:33.000 Of course, nurse.

00:30:34.000 Yeah, if you don't like any of them or what, bro.

00:30:35.000 Like, that's a lot of traits.

00:30:36.000 No, I actually kind of blew up off a video, so I've actually been working for myself ever since.

00:30:41.000 A video?

00:30:42.000 Yeah.

00:30:42.000 What kind of video?

00:30:43.000 Huh?

00:30:44.000 TikTok?

00:30:45.000 No, I don't do TikTok, but I posted it on Facebook, and then...

00:30:49.000 Facebook?

00:30:50.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00

00:30:50.000 Shit, it's 2011. 1.00

00:30:52.000 Wait, what kind of video? 0.99

00:30:53.000 I'm on T4L. Y'all heard of the Cucumber Challenge?

00:30:57.000 Ah!

00:30:58.000 Wait!

00:31:00.000 What's the Cucumber Challenge?

00:31:01.000 BBM? The Black Mic?

00:31:03.000 I got you, Murray.

00:31:04.000 Oh, so you put it in your mouth, and then...

00:31:17.000 What is it?

00:31:19.000 No, why would I have a cucumber?

00:31:21.000 No, please don't.

00:31:23.000 You only eat spinach.

00:31:24.000 Think of a banana.

00:31:28.000 Wait, hold on.

00:31:32.000 I got so many questions.

00:31:33.000 No way.

00:31:34.000 Cause this is on Facebook.

00:31:36.000 So it's like, how do you get it?

00:31:38.000 If this is what I think it is, how'd you get away with this on Facebook?

00:31:42.000 So honestly, I don't even know.

00:31:43.000 I just like, I posted it.

00:31:44.000 It didn't start with a cucumber.

00:31:46.000 It started with a banana.

00:31:47.000 Oh, my God!

00:31:48.000 What did you say?

00:31:50.000 Wait, Chris.

00:31:51.000 Wait, Chris.

00:31:53.000 Are we talking mouth here?

00:31:55.000 Yeah.

00:31:55.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:56.000 You want to do it right now? 1.00

00:31:57.000 Oh, fuck it, though. 1.00

00:31:58.000 Where's she going to put it? 1.00

00:31:59.000 There's other holes.

00:32:00.000 No, no, no.

00:32:00.000 My hair?

00:32:01.000 What is face, man?

00:32:02.000 Yeah.

00:32:03.000 But...

00:32:04.000 What? 0.63

00:32:04.000 Is it your mouth? 0.63

00:32:05.000 Yes.

00:32:06.000 Chris, duh.

00:32:06.000 That's what I just said.

00:32:07.000 Do you want to do it on camera?

00:32:08.000 No.

00:32:09.000 I haven't done that in a couple years.

00:32:12.000 I thought you won't do it.

00:32:13.000 I've capitalized off of it, so.

00:32:15.000 Okay.

00:32:15.000 Yeah.

00:32:15.000 All right.

00:32:17.000 Okay, so I guess you were doing this stuff.

00:32:20.000 She's the bad version. 0.88

00:32:29.000 So honestly, I am single, but I tell people I'm in a relationship because I am still dealing with my ex and I'm not Okay, how's your guys meet?

00:32:40.000 A link.

00:32:42.000 A link?

00:32:43.000 I wanted the D. That D must be good sister. 0.97

00:32:46.000 Amazing.

00:32:49.000 Wait, what kind of link?

00:32:50.000 Yeah, he's like, how'd you guys meet?

00:32:52.000 Like, was it like, was it Facebook?

00:32:54.000 Was it Instagram?

00:32:54.000 No, we met through Instagram, but I wanted the D. See?

00:32:57.000 Instagram.

00:32:58.000 Okay, so you guys met originally through...

00:32:59.000 Okay, so we sent the original DM. He saw our video.

00:33:01.000 Actually, he did.

00:33:02.000 He saw our video.

00:33:03.000 He had been chasing me for like two years, so...

00:33:05.000 Two years? 1.00

00:33:06.000 Damn. 1.00

00:33:07.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:33:07.000 At that point, is it really like a link? 0.99

00:33:09.000 Like, goddamn, that's a connection. 0.94

00:33:11.000 Well, you want to know... 0.99

00:33:12.000 Two years?

00:33:12.000 Never give up.

00:33:13.000 He did move from New York to Miami to be with me after that.

00:33:17.000 Wait, so why'd you guys break up?

00:33:20.000 Miami changed him.

00:33:21.000 Miami changed him.

00:33:25.000 But like I said, I'm still spinning the block.

00:33:27.000 I bet you.

00:33:28.000 Okay, wait.

00:33:29.000 I thought, wait.

00:33:31.000 When did you move to Miami then?

00:33:32.000 Because you said you were in Sarasota.

00:33:33.000 So I moved to, actually, I live in Pompano, but I moved a year ago.

00:33:39.000 And then he moved the year before that.

00:33:42.000 Is he the one that bought you all the jewelry?

00:33:43.000 No.

00:33:44.000 No? 1.00

00:33:44.000 I bought my own shit. 1.00

00:33:45.000 All right, Queen. 1.00

00:33:46.000 Okay.

00:33:47.000 Queen, it's a real queen.

00:33:47.000 And for those that are wondering, Pompano is a neighborhood about 45 minutes from here.

00:33:52.000 It's where Kodak Black is from, actually.

00:33:53.000 Actually, I'm from his exit, 36. 0.99

00:33:55.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:33:55.000 Damn. 1.00

00:33:57.000 Here's the thing with Pompano. 0.99

00:33:58.000 It's like an up-and-coming area.

00:33:59.000 Like, it's getting a lot better.

00:34:01.000 Um...

00:34:02.000 Yeah.

00:34:03.000 Especially the boardwalk.

00:34:04.000 Yeah, it's getting a lot better.

00:34:06.000 But there are still some very terrible parts of it, but it is getting better.

00:34:10.000 A big Brazilian population too.

00:34:12.000 Huge Brazilian population.

00:34:13.000 Yeah, Papano Beach.

00:34:14.000 Yeah, you didn't know?

00:34:15.000 Really?

00:34:15.000 One of the biggest in the country, bro.

00:34:17.000 Papano Beach.

00:34:18.000 Maddie's, bro.

00:34:18.000 There was also a big immigration facility there too.

00:34:21.000 Yeah, there is.

00:34:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:22.000 Just no random shit. 0.99

00:34:23.000 Yeah, you're funny though, man. 0.99

00:34:24.000 Huh?

00:34:24.000 You're funny.

00:34:25.000 Why her? 1.00

00:34:25.000 Cucumber and shit. 1.00

00:34:27.000 Cucumber? 1.00

00:34:27.000 Yo, is the video still up? 1.00

00:34:28.000 Yes, it is.

00:34:29.000 Actually, it's on my Instagram.

00:34:30.000 Yo, Chris.

00:34:31.000 It's on my Instagram.

00:34:32.000 You know what to do, bro.

00:34:33.000 Okay.

00:34:34.000 You got to go to my tag videos, I guess.

00:34:36.000 Okay, so single, but interl- and how long y'all been together?

00:34:39.000 Like two years, you said?

00:34:39.000 Almost three years.

00:34:40.000 Goddamn. 1.00

00:34:41.000 Okay. 0.99

00:34:42.000 And what does he do?

00:34:43.000 He actually owns a exotic rental car company.

00:34:48.000 He's from New York, so...

00:34:50.000 Do you know him?

00:34:51.000 You know everybody in that industry.

00:34:52.000 I don't know.

00:34:53.000 I need to see his page.

00:34:54.000 Okay.

00:34:55.000 All right.

00:34:56.000 Um, and then... 0.85

00:34:56.000 Wait, is he black? 0.85

00:34:57.000 Yes. 0.93

00:34:58.000 All right.

00:34:59.000 Well...

00:34:59.000 What do you expect?

00:35:00.000 Makes sense.

00:35:01.000 Okay.

00:35:01.000 Are your parents still together?

00:35:04.000 Hell no. 1.00

00:35:04.000 Damn, man. 1.00

00:35:05.000 Why I gotta fuck it up, man? 1.00

00:35:06.000 These three girls come from... 0.99

00:35:07.000 Oh, and then mind you, my mom is white, so... 1.00

00:35:09.000 Mom's white, dad's black.

00:35:10.000 Yeah.

00:35:11.000 Yeah, so...

00:35:12.000 It ever fails.

00:35:13.000 Okay.

00:35:14.000 Um, and then birth control for you or no?

00:35:16.000 I got three kids.

00:35:17.000 Oh.

00:35:19.000 No way.

00:35:20.000 She's making up for all the other girls. 0.99

00:35:23.000 Wait.

00:35:25.000 For real?

00:35:26.000 You have three kids?

00:35:27.000 Yes.

00:35:28.000 From 28, bro?

00:35:29.000 No.

00:35:30.000 We've only been together for three years.

00:35:32.000 Wow.

00:35:33.000 My oldest is 11.

00:35:36.000 You look good, man.

00:35:42.000 You look good.

00:35:43.000 Yeah, so she had her first kid at 17.

00:35:45.000 She's 28.

00:35:45.000 16, actually.

00:35:49.000 What?!

00:35:51.000 Wait.

00:35:52.000 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 Pull it up.

00:35:53.000 Let me see that.

00:35:54.000 What'd you be doing?

00:35:55.000 Pull that up.

00:35:56.000 Let me see that.

00:35:57.000 It's a little rubble.

00:35:58.000 Oh, well, we can show it to them and then, but YouTube can't.

00:36:01.000 Because the check is here, right?

00:36:02.000 No, no, no.

00:36:03.000 The TV in the background can be shown a little bit.

00:36:05.000 Yeah.

00:36:06.000 Oh, okay, okay.

00:36:07.000 We'll show y'all real quick.

00:36:09.000 It'll come up on the side. 1.00

00:36:10.000 That shit is huge, bro. 1.00

00:36:12.000 You ain't viral because of this? 1.00

00:36:14.000 So what made me go viral is because Bootsy actually shared my video.

00:36:19.000 Shout out to Bootsy.

00:36:20.000 Shout out to Uncle Boo.

00:36:22.000 Shout out to you.

00:36:22.000 All right, we got it.

00:36:23.000 Did you ever meet him?

00:36:24.000 Huh?

00:36:24.000 Did you ever meet him?

00:36:25.000 Yeah, I host this pool party every year. 1.00

00:36:29.000 Bootsy, don't fuck off. 1.00

00:36:31.000 Wait, is one of the kids his? 1.00

00:36:35.000 You want to know?

00:36:36.000 That's crazy because somebody actually just asked me if my oldest was, but no.

00:36:39.000 None of my kids are boosies.

00:36:42.000 None.

00:36:43.000 Wait, so where's the baby daddies?

00:36:45.000 Well, if she answered the question, they definitely smashed.

00:36:47.000 She said she was real smooth about that.

00:36:48.000 You said Nicholas with an S? Yeah, that's funny.

00:36:53.000 Okay, so I gotta ask this.

00:36:54.000 So why'd they chase...

00:36:54.000 What happened out of Sarasota that day?

00:36:56.000 Was it you pricked them?

00:36:57.000 I was making jokes about you pricking them the wrong way with the blood.

00:36:59.000 Yeah.

00:36:59.000 But what was the real reason that they chased you out of Sarasota or Bradenton?

00:37:02.000 Just random?

00:37:02.000 Success.

00:37:03.000 No, success.

00:37:04.000 So they targeted you?

00:37:05.000 Yeah.

00:37:05.000 Oh, because you started getting money?

00:37:06.000 Yeah.

00:37:07.000 All right.

00:37:08.000 I was targeted by some, actually somebody I didn't even know.

00:37:11.000 I didn't even know the dudes.

00:37:12.000 And I didn't find out that they were going to unalive me until the dude I was dealing with at the time, that that happened, because they took his stuff to.

00:37:19.000 He ended up locked up with one of the dudes.

00:37:23.000 Wow.

00:37:24.000 Okay, wait, hold on.

00:37:24.000 Let me get this straight.

00:37:25.000 So, he got robbed by them.

00:37:27.000 I got robbed.

00:37:28.000 It was my spot.

00:37:29.000 No, no, no, but I'm saying he got robbed by them first?

00:37:30.000 No.

00:37:31.000 Because he went to jail with one of them.

00:37:32.000 Didn't you just say that?

00:37:32.000 No, this was after that.

00:37:36.000 Okay.

00:37:36.000 All right.

00:37:37.000 Go through this with me real quick.

00:37:38.000 So what happened?

00:37:39.000 So you started getting some money.

00:37:40.000 Cucumber hits.

00:37:42.000 Now you get some money.

00:37:43.000 What happened?

00:37:44.000 So I ended up going to Orlando to go link with a Fashion Nova brand ambassador.

00:37:49.000 Okay.

00:37:50.000 He went to Miami to go get a car.

00:37:52.000 We were both away from the house.

00:37:54.000 Somebody actually watched me.

00:37:55.000 They were watching me for days before that.

00:37:58.000 They were watching me, watched me leave, everything.

00:38:02.000 And they went into my spot maybe an hour.

00:38:04.000 Your spot in Orlando?

00:38:05.000 No, my spot in Bradenton.

00:38:07.000 Oh, so they watched you go to Orlando and they knew you weren't home.

00:38:09.000 They watched me leave my house.

00:38:11.000 Okay.

00:38:12.000 Yeah.

00:38:12.000 Okay, so you left to Orlando.

00:38:14.000 See, this is why I don't want to host, bro.

00:38:16.000 She's dangerous, bro.

00:38:17.000 Could be.

00:38:18.000 And then what?

00:38:19.000 So now you're in Orlando, doing, I don't know, hanging out, going to Disney World.

00:38:25.000 And then what?

00:38:26.000 I came back home and I honestly didn't...

00:38:28.000 Place a ransack?

00:38:29.000 I didn't even realize until I took my shoes off by the front door and put them to the side and seen the wall dust on top of my cable box.

00:38:37.000 So I looked up and my whole TV was gone. 0.99

00:38:39.000 Well damn. 0.99

00:38:39.000 So the first thing that I ran... 0.99

00:38:40.000 Well damn. 0.99

00:38:41.000 Yeah, the first thing that I ran to was my safe, because it had my dude's money at the time. 0.99

00:38:47.000 So I'm like, that's the only thing I was worried about, because he's a Gemini, I'm a Gemini, and I know how we get about our bread.

00:38:51.000 He's a Gemini?

00:38:52.000 Yeah.

00:38:53.000 That's crazy, me too!

00:38:54.000 Shout out to you.

00:38:55.000 I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:38:55.000 Damn. 1.00

00:38:57.000 How much was in there? 1.00

00:38:59.000 14 recs.

00:39:00.000 It was his real.

00:39:01.000 So 14,000?

00:39:02.000 His real.

00:39:03.000 Yo.

00:39:04.000 Bruh.

00:39:05.000 Oh, here we go.

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:07.000 One of those. 1.00

00:39:10.000 Can't make this shit up. 0.99

00:39:11.000 Okay, sorry. 0.99

00:39:11.000 So, okay, so it was 14K. All right, and then what? 0.99

00:39:13.000 Yeah.

00:39:14.000 So gone.

00:39:15.000 All of it was gone.

00:39:15.000 All that, his work was gone.

00:39:17.000 I was gonna ask that next.

00:39:18.000 All of my, like, all my designer, anything that was, like, worth money, they took everything.

00:39:23.000 The only room that they did not touch was my kids' room, but they did go grocery shopping in my kitchen.

00:39:29.000 I mean, I was hungry, man.

00:39:31.000 Wait, like they ate your food?

00:39:32.000 There was a trail of snacks from my kitchen through.

00:39:38.000 Yo, could you imagine?

00:39:40.000 Three niggas in the house with ski bass. 0.98

00:39:42.000 Oh, hey, bro, this tastes so good, man.

00:39:43.000 Hey, man, give me some fruit snacks.

00:39:44.000 Hey, yo, yo, give me one.

00:39:46.000 Give me one.

00:39:49.000 Hey, hurry up! 0.97

00:39:50.000 We gotta get the TV! Help me with this shit. 1.00

00:39:52.000 Aw, man, there's wood out there. 1.00

00:39:53.000 Who cares, man?

00:39:54.000 Hold on, I'm good, man.

00:39:55.000 Hold on, I'm hungry.

00:39:55.000 Yeah, man.

00:39:56.000 Well, what did they take?

00:39:57.000 I wanna know.

00:39:58.000 What did they take?

00:39:59.000 Like, as far as, like, food was?

00:40:00.000 Yeah, what did they take?

00:40:01.000 Bro, they took, like, all my snacks.

00:40:02.000 Bro, there was a...

00:40:02.000 There was a glove of garlic.

00:40:07.000 They literally went grocery shopping.

00:40:08.000 A clove or a glove?

00:40:09.000 Glove.

00:40:10.000 They literally took garlic.

00:40:15.000 Wait, so like, what'd you do after that?

00:40:16.000 Call the police?

00:40:17.000 No, I caught my dude.

00:40:18.000 You didn't even know.

00:40:19.000 I caught my dude.

00:40:21.000 So real quick, let me invite, so okay, this is, tell the audience real fast.

00:40:26.000 Guys, if you're a drug dealer, you are automatically going to be a victim of robberies all the time because they know that you're never going to call the police every time you get robbed.

00:40:33.000 Even if they steal your, let's say they don't steal any of your drugs, they just steal cash.

00:40:37.000 They're still not gonna go to the police because they all know that you shouldn't be having that kind of lump currency.

00:40:43.000 They're the best people to rob.

00:40:45.000 Rip Cruise is what they're called.

00:40:47.000 There's people that literally have a business where they don't sell drugs, they just go rob drug dealers.

00:40:51.000 Wow, I never knew that.

00:40:53.000 Rip Cruise is what they're called.

00:40:56.000 We used to go after them all the time when I was in the government.

00:40:59.000 Okay, so, what did you say?

00:41:01.000 Chris?

00:41:02.000 No, no, no.

00:41:03.000 Go ahead.

00:41:03.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:04.000 So, okay, I got to ask this because this is the government side of me.

00:41:07.000 How much work did they take?

00:41:10.000 Oh, that I don't know.

00:41:11.000 Oh, he never told you what he had?

00:41:13.000 Yeah, because if y'all come and get me, I can't tell y'all nothing.

00:41:17.000 Okay, so he will purposely keep you out of it.

00:41:18.000 Yes.

00:41:19.000 Okay.

00:41:19.000 Who got you this?

00:41:20.000 Me.

00:41:22.000 All right, but he wasn't a weed dealer, though.

00:41:24.000 No.

00:41:26.000 All right.

00:41:27.000 We can move on.

00:41:27.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:41:28.000 We got more gorse, man.

00:41:29.000 Okay.

00:41:30.000 All right.

00:41:30.000 Never mind.

00:41:30.000 We'll move on.

00:41:31.000 We'll move on.

00:41:31.000 But I mean, I estimate he's got to be doing at least ounces or like half kilos to have that kind of money, but that's fine.

00:41:38.000 And for them to target him like that. 0.99

00:41:40.000 Damn. 1.00

00:41:40.000 All right. 1.00

00:41:40.000 What about you? 1.00

00:41:41.000 What's your name?

00:41:42.000 Hey, my name is KP. I'm sorry.

00:41:44.000 What is it?

00:41:44.000 KP. Everybody call me KP. KP? Yes.

00:41:47.000 Okay.

00:41:48.000 Like Shawty Swing My Way.

00:41:50.000 What's that?

00:41:50.000 Shawty Swing My Way.

00:41:52.000 KP and everything. 1.00

00:41:53.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:41:53.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:41:54.000 Okay. 1.00

00:41:54.000 All right. 1.00

00:41:55.000 How old are you?

00:41:56.000 I showed my age.

00:41:56.000 25.

00:41:57.000 Okay, where are you from?

00:41:58.000 Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 1.00

00:41:59.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:42:00.000 Milwaukee? 1.00

00:42:00.000 Yes. 1.00

00:42:01.000 I just moved from Georgia, though.

00:42:02.000 Atlanta, Georgia.

00:42:03.000 To here?

00:42:04.000 Yes.

00:42:04.000 I moved here last month.

00:42:06.000 Okay.

00:42:06.000 How long were you in Atlanta before you came here?

00:42:08.000 Three and a half years.

00:42:09.000 Okay.

00:42:10.000 But you grew up in Milwaukee?

00:42:11.000 Yes. 0.99

00:42:11.000 Bro, why does your city suck, man? 0.99

00:42:13.000 Milwaukee is like a mini Chicago. 1.00

00:42:15.000 Man, Milwaukee sucks. 0.99

00:42:16.000 But I love Milwaukee, though. 0.99

00:42:18.000 Shout out to Milwaukee.

00:42:19.000 Okay, I was just there.

00:42:20.000 I was there for the Republican National Convention.

00:42:22.000 Isn't that where Steph is from?

00:42:23.000 R&C. Steph is cool.

00:42:25.000 I don't know.

00:42:26.000 I know he's from Texas, I think. 1.00

00:42:28.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:42:28.000 But yeah, I was in Milwaukee. 0.99

00:42:30.000 It's just like, I don't know, maybe it was because it was that weekend or whatever, but it's like a very boring city.

00:42:37.000 Honestly, everybody from Milwaukee just goes to Chicago because it's like a two-hour drive.

00:42:43.000 Okay, see, that's why.

00:42:43.000 But it is the Bucks games there, or they have little festivals on Water Street.

00:42:50.000 People put up Okay, all right.

00:42:56.000 That's the vibe I got when I was there. 0.99

00:42:58.000 I was like, yo, if the RNC wasn't here, this place wouldn't be shit. 0.99

00:43:00.000 Like, this is like, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:43:02.000 Whatever.

00:43:03.000 Is it diverse?

00:43:04.000 Yes, it is.

00:43:05.000 Okay.

00:43:05.000 Because I did notice, like, it was fairly diverse.

00:43:07.000 I saw all kinds of people.

00:43:09.000 I like Miami.

00:43:10.000 Miami's not diverse at all, but...

00:43:11.000 Okay.

00:43:12.000 Milwaukee.

00:43:13.000 What do you do for work?

00:43:14.000 So, I do cosmetics as a makeup.

00:43:16.000 I just took a lip filler class and I have a clothing brand called Blanco Mars.

00:43:21.000 Okay.

00:43:22.000 And I'm also about to go do real estate.

00:43:25.000 That's why I came to Miami.

00:43:27.000 Bro, why does every girl come here to do real estate, bro? 1.00

00:43:29.000 I do makeup and real estate.

00:43:30.000 It's like a dream.

00:43:33.000 All right.

00:43:34.000 Highest education level completed for you?

00:43:35.000 High school.

00:43:36.000 High school?

00:43:37.000 Okay.

00:43:37.000 You didn't go to, like, cosmetology school or anything like that?

00:43:40.000 No, I just took, like, classes from people that I felt mastered it.

00:43:44.000 Like, that was great for me.

00:43:46.000 She got mentors.

00:43:46.000 That's good.

00:43:47.000 Alright.

00:43:48.000 Relationship status for you?

00:43:49.000 I'm single.

00:43:50.000 Alright.

00:43:50.000 Makes sense.

00:43:51.000 Did you also get robbed in the middle?

00:43:54.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:43:55.000 No.

00:43:56.000 Are your parents still together?

00:43:57.000 Yes, they are.

00:43:58.000 Okay, all right, let's go!

00:43:59.000 Because you're wrong, but yeah. 1.00

00:44:01.000 You racist bastard. 1.00

00:44:02.000 I'm sorry, I was wrong, see? 1.00

00:44:03.000 We're breaking generational curses.

00:44:06.000 Breaking generational curses.

00:44:07.000 I thought all the girls had no fathers, man.

00:44:09.000 Wow.

00:44:09.000 Oh, no, my father is in my life.

00:44:11.000 I definitely grew up with a father figure, just not my pops.

00:44:14.000 Sad things.

00:44:15.000 Biological.

00:44:16.000 All right, birth control for you?

00:44:17.000 Oh, no.

00:44:18.000 No?

00:44:18.000 Okay.

00:44:18.000 You have kids?

00:44:19.000 No.

00:44:20.000 Okay, what's your, like, ethnic background?

00:44:22.000 Black or? 0.91

00:44:23.000 Black. 0.93

00:44:23.000 Okay. 0.93

00:44:24.000 Do you want kids?

00:44:25.000 Uh, I don't know.

00:44:26.000 Right now.

00:44:28.000 I'm just...

00:44:29.000 I'm ready to follow my career right now, but...

00:44:31.000 She said hell no. 0.99

00:44:33.000 Uh, wait, do you know what black you... 1.00

00:44:35.000 You said your mom is white and then your dad is black. 0.99

00:44:37.000 What kind of black is he?

00:44:37.000 Is he, like, Jamaican or just, like, African American?

00:44:39.000 No, just... 1.00

00:44:41.000 Nigga. 1.00

00:44:42.000 Okay, fair enough.

00:44:43.000 Well, Indian and Irish, I know that for sure.

00:44:45.000 That's it.

00:44:46.000 That I know.

00:44:46.000 Oh, your mom?

00:44:47.000 No, that's actually my mom and my dad.

00:44:49.000 Oh, okay.

00:44:50.000 What about you?

00:44:51.000 What are you...

00:44:51.000 What's your name?

00:44:52.000 Uh, my name is Ayana.

00:44:54.000 Ayana?

00:44:55.000 Yes.

00:44:55.000 Okay, how old are you, Ayana?

00:44:56.000 I'm 31.

00:44:58.000 31?

00:44:58.000 Where are you from?

00:44:58.000 Damn!

00:44:59.000 I'm from Washington State. 1.00

00:45:01.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:45:02.000 Pretty much Canada, so. 1.00

00:45:04.000 Where are you from?

00:45:04.000 Seattle?

00:45:05.000 Spokane?

00:45:05.000 I'm like two hours north, like right on the Canadian border.

00:45:10.000 What's that in town?

00:45:10.000 It's called Linden.

00:45:12.000 Okay.

00:45:12.000 Yeah, it's tiny.

00:45:13.000 How far?

00:45:14.000 You said you're right next to Vancouver?

00:45:16.000 Yeah, like, my parents' house is five minutes from the border, and I've accidentally driven into Canada before.

00:45:22.000 Really?

00:45:23.000 No way.

00:45:25.000 Do they even care? 1.00

00:45:27.000 Like, does CBSA even give a shit? 0.99

00:45:29.000 What? 0.99

00:45:30.000 Does CBSA even care if you accidentally drive into Canada?

00:45:33.000 Well, no, they do.

00:45:34.000 I mean, I went through the border, and I'm like, hey, I have to go that way.

00:45:37.000 I didn't mean to come this way, and I made a U-turn into Canada.

00:45:40.000 And they let you?

00:45:41.000 Yeah, I had to go all the way through the border.

00:45:43.000 In America, they're like, now you've got to come in and see if we've got warrants. 1.00

00:45:46.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:45:47.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:45:47.000 Okay, so they let you do the U-turn. 1.00

00:45:48.000 Okay, but you're from Linden, Washington, right on the border.

00:45:50.000 Do you live in Miami now, or are you...

00:45:52.000 Yeah, I do live here now.

00:45:53.000 She belongs to the streets. 0.92

00:45:55.000 So I moved here from, like, northern Florida about a year ago.

00:45:58.000 Oh, where in northern Florida were you before that?

00:46:00.000 I was in Tallahassee. 0.99

00:46:01.000 Oh, holy shit, Tallahassee. 0.99

00:46:04.000 Bro, she's from all the areas where Ted Bundy used to kill people. 1.00

00:46:07.000 Oh, wow.

00:46:08.000 No.

00:46:09.000 Yeah, he started in Washington State and then worked his way down into Oregon and I think he ended up getting caught in Tallahassee.

00:46:16.000 Wow.

00:46:16.000 Was that your dad?

00:46:18.000 What?

00:46:18.000 No.

00:46:19.000 Yeah, he went on like a killing spree in all these different states and he ended in Florida. 1.00

00:46:25.000 Damn. 1.00

00:46:26.000 So, anyway. 0.99

00:46:28.000 What do you do for work?

00:46:30.000 I'm a nutritionist for the county. 1.00

00:46:32.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:46:34.000 The county. 1.00

00:46:36.000 What's that like? 0.98

00:46:37.000 We got a lot of fat people here in South Florida. 0.98

00:46:38.000 We do. 0.55

00:46:39.000 I work for the Department of Health, though.

00:46:43.000 Okay.

00:46:43.000 So, tell me, because, okay.

00:46:46.000 We're on YouTube, so I can't say exactly what I want to say.

00:46:48.000 Thank you.

00:46:49.000 But, yeah, I first started sweating.

00:46:50.000 I am opposed to obesity.

00:46:53.000 Okay.

00:46:53.000 So, what is, do you think, the biggest problem down here in South Florida with obesity?

00:47:00.000 I guess it depends on where you're at, because each area in Miami is like its own little country at this point.

00:47:06.000 Okay, fair enough.

00:47:07.000 So it really depends.

00:47:08.000 Because you've got a little Haiti, a little Havana. 1.00

00:47:09.000 Okay, fair.

00:47:10.000 Hylia.

00:47:11.000 All right.

00:47:12.000 So what would you say, I guess, is the overall biggest issue?

00:47:15.000 Do you have to point two or three things?

00:47:17.000 Generally, just overconsumption.

00:47:19.000 People don't know.

00:47:20.000 No portioning.

00:47:20.000 And they have no clue, right?

00:47:22.000 People don't know what they're eating, for the most part.

00:47:25.000 All right. 0.92

00:47:27.000 Do we have more fat people than Washington? 1.00

00:47:29.000 Where I was at, no. 0.89

00:47:31.000 It really depends on where you are.

00:47:33.000 For the most part, no.

00:47:34.000 Washington's pretty skinnier, I guess.

00:47:36.000 Oh, just be closer to the mic so they can hear.

00:47:38.000 Sorry.

00:47:38.000 Washington's, I guess, a little bit skinnier, so it just depends on where you're at.

00:47:41.000 Vancouver's a very fit city, so that makes sense on the border.

00:47:44.000 Okay.

00:47:45.000 Nutrition.

00:47:45.000 Oh, high education level completed?

00:47:47.000 So I have my bachelor's in nutrition, but I'm almost done with my master's as well.

00:47:51.000 Okay.

00:47:51.000 Where'd you get your bachelor's from?

00:47:53.000 Florida State.

00:47:55.000 Oh, that's why you were in Tallahassee?

00:47:57.000 That's why I was in Tallahassee, yeah.

00:47:59.000 And then, we actually...

00:48:00.000 Yeah, that's why he killed his girls, was in Florida State. 1.00

00:48:03.000 Damn. 1.00

00:48:04.000 Ted Bundy went in there and he... 1.00

00:48:06.000 That's wild, bro.

00:48:06.000 Can I tell you about this?

00:48:07.000 You did.

00:48:08.000 I think so.

00:48:10.000 Funny story.

00:48:11.000 Chat, remind me if it's correct.

00:48:12.000 I think it was Florida State.

00:48:13.000 He went in there.

00:48:13.000 How he got caught is he went in there and killed like four girls.

00:48:16.000 And then, this is how they caught him. 0.99

00:48:18.000 He bit the ass cheek of one of the chicks. 1.00

00:48:20.000 And they were able to go ahead and get a forensic orthodontist. 0.99

00:48:25.000 And he testified that the teeth marks were his.

00:48:28.000 So they went in and took molds of his teeth and that's how they were able to identify that it was him that was there.

00:48:33.000 He actually testified in his own trial.

00:48:36.000 He defended himself as his own counsel.

00:48:39.000 He represented himself.

00:48:40.000 And it was the first televised murder case in American history. 1.00

00:48:44.000 Damn. 0.99

00:48:45.000 But it was in Florida. 1.00

00:48:46.000 That's why.

00:48:47.000 And he was facing death penalty and everything. 0.96

00:48:48.000 He obviously lost because, nigga, what are you doing? 1.00

00:48:50.000 But yeah, that's how they caught him was the orthodontist, the forensic orthodontist.

00:48:55.000 Correct me if I'm wrong.

00:48:56.000 I think it was Florida State, but I'm not mistaken.

00:48:58.000 But anyway, okay, random. 0.99

00:48:59.000 So he was eating ass by then. 0.99

00:49:00.000 Quite literally, yeah. 1.00

00:49:01.000 Quite literally, bro, yeah.

00:49:03.000 Then he got caught. 1.00

00:49:04.000 So you could say it bit him in the ass later on. 1.00

00:49:18.000 Yeah, management. 0.99

00:49:31.000 No, I mean, I want to work with, like, athletes.

00:49:34.000 Oh, she wants to go to the private sector. 1.00

00:49:36.000 Fuck the government. 1.00

00:49:37.000 Alright, fair enough. 1.00

00:49:38.000 Alright, and then, uh, relationship status?

00:49:40.000 What was the question?

00:49:41.000 Relationship status.

00:49:42.000 Oh, I'm single.

00:49:43.000 Okay.

00:49:44.000 Everybody's single here.

00:49:45.000 Yeah, everybody is.

00:49:46.000 Are your parents together?

00:49:48.000 Um, so I'm adopted, so probably not. 0.99

00:49:52.000 Let me guess, your parents are white as hell? 1.00

00:49:54.000 No, my biological parents. 1.00

00:49:56.000 One is black and the other one is male.

00:49:57.000 I meant your adoptive parents.

00:49:58.000 Yes.

00:49:59.000 Yeah, they're white. 1.00

00:49:59.000 They're white as hell. 1.00

00:50:00.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:50:01.000 Living in Washington, come on, man.

00:50:02.000 Yeah.

00:50:03.000 Okay, and then you said you're...

00:50:05.000 Okay, so what's your racial background then?

00:50:07.000 Jamaican and Scottish.

00:50:11.000 Is your dad Jamaican?

00:50:13.000 Yes.

00:50:13.000 You are every single time.

00:50:15.000 Tell him, bro. 0.80

00:50:15.000 He's horny, bro. 0.80

00:50:17.000 He's horny as hell. 0.99

00:50:19.000 All right, are you up with control? 0.98

00:50:20.000 I am not.

00:50:21.000 No?

00:50:21.000 Okay, live a life on the edge.

00:50:22.000 All right, and then last but not least, welcome.

00:50:24.000 What's your name?

00:50:25.000 My name is Aileen. 1.00

00:50:27.000 Oh, shit, stop yelling at us, man. 0.99

00:50:29.000 I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:50:30.000 You gotta speak louder.

00:50:31.000 What's your name?

00:50:32.000 Eileen?

00:50:32.000 Yes, Eileen.

00:50:33.000 I am 21 and I am an assistant manager at a school.

00:50:38.000 I teach babies how to swim.

00:50:39.000 Six months year old. 1.00

00:50:41.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:50:42.000 Go to the water, bitch. 1.00

00:50:42.000 Six months. 1.00

00:50:43.000 Yo, okay, okay, I got a question here.

00:50:45.000 I gotta ask this.

00:50:46.000 Like, what do y'all do? 0.96

00:50:47.000 Do y'all just throw them in the water and say, fend for yourself, nigga? 1.00

00:50:49.000 Like, what do y'all do?

00:50:50.000 No, so we don't do that.

00:50:52.000 We go at their pace.

00:50:53.000 So we go little by little.

00:50:55.000 We don't throw them in the water.

00:50:56.000 Yo, that's soft.

00:50:56.000 My granddaddy said, yo, throw this water.

00:51:00.000 We're the soft version of a survival school, yes.

00:51:03.000 Okay, so assistant manager at a swim school for kids.

00:51:07.000 Yo, I gotta ask, what's your enrollment?

00:51:09.000 Like, 99% whites? 0.90

00:51:11.000 Well, I work in the Gables, so we have a lot of Europeans, a lot of Argentinians.

00:51:19.000 That was my main point.

00:51:22.000 We have a couple locations.

00:51:23.000 No Blacks? 1.00

00:51:24.000 We have a location in Homestead by Eureka. 0.74

00:51:29.000 So no Blacks? 1.00

00:51:30.000 Just tell me no Blacks. 1.00

00:51:32.000 There's Blacks? 1.00

00:51:33.000 Like how many?

00:51:34.000 One or two?

00:51:35.000 Depending on the location, yes.

00:51:37.000 Do they sink like a rock when you throw them in the water?

00:51:40.000 No?

00:51:40.000 No.

00:51:41.000 Can they swim?

00:51:42.000 Yes.

00:51:43.000 Really?

00:51:43.000 Yeah.

00:51:44.000 They're probably Haitian.

00:51:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:46.000 Makes sense.

00:51:46.000 Oh, okay.

00:51:47.000 You said they're Haitian.

00:51:49.000 Oh, okay.

00:51:49.000 All right.

00:51:50.000 Okay.

00:51:51.000 That's how we get here, too, bro.

00:51:52.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:51:52.000 All right.

00:51:53.000 That's how y'all got here?

00:51:54.000 Yeah.

00:51:54.000 Okay.

00:51:55.000 Okay.

00:51:56.000 Where are you originally from, by the way?

00:51:58.000 My parents are Venezuelan.

00:52:00.000 I was born here.

00:52:02.000 Okay.

00:52:02.000 Oh, did Maduro win?

00:52:05.000 No.

00:52:06.000 Of course.

00:52:06.000 You stole the election, in your opinion?

00:52:08.000 So you're not pro-Maduro?

00:52:10.000 No.

00:52:10.000 Okay, fair enough.

00:52:11.000 Everybody in America hates Maduro.

00:52:12.000 What part of Venezuela?

00:52:13.000 Caracas.

00:52:14.000 Capital city.

00:52:15.000 Capital.

00:52:16.000 Oh, that makes sense.

00:52:17.000 So you think you stole it?

00:52:18.000 She definitely thinks she stole it.

00:52:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:20.000 She absolutely, 100%.

00:52:21.000 Thank you.

00:52:22.000 Okay, and then you're, but where do you like, like, where are you from here in Miami?

00:52:25.000 Like, did you grow up in Miami?

00:52:27.000 And, well, I grew up in Venezuela until I was 13.

00:52:30.000 And then I moved here and I've been living...

00:52:32.000 Miami?

00:52:33.000 Yeah, in Miramar.

00:52:35.000 Okay.

00:52:35.000 Miramar, you said?

00:52:36.000 That's the suburbs.

00:52:38.000 That's where, uh, Melly killed, uh, his buddies.

00:52:40.000 That's where my school is at.

00:52:41.000 Miramar.

00:52:42.000 Huh?

00:52:42.000 That's where my school is at.

00:52:43.000 Oh, really?

00:52:43.000 My high school was at.

00:52:43.000 Oh, yeah, I didn't know that?

00:52:44.000 No.

00:52:45.000 Yeah, that's where he killed his, uh, friends at.

00:52:47.000 Miramar.

00:52:47.000 Uh, he shot them right there in, like, in the middle of nowhere.

00:52:50.000 He took them, like, to a rural area.

00:52:51.000 He lied.

00:52:52.000 Oh, we got hit in a drive-by. 0.99

00:52:53.000 But he really fucking marked his friends. 0.98

00:52:54.000 So he not getting out of jail? 0.98

00:52:56.000 Nah.

00:52:57.000 I don't think so.

00:52:57.000 I honestly think they got him dead to rights on that case.

00:53:00.000 I mean, the state is fucking up with the evidence and shit like that, arguing their case, but the evidence is solid. 0.97

00:53:06.000 The phone evidence puts him there. 0.98

00:53:07.000 He lied to the police saying there was a drive-by when the bullet- From inside the car? 0.99

00:53:11.000 Yeah, there's bullets in the car and shit. 0.99

00:53:14.000 It's like, bro, you didn't get shot in a drive-by. 0.99

00:53:16.000 All the shots came from inside the vehicle. 1.00

00:53:17.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:53:18.000 Isn't he a Gemini? 1.00

00:53:19.000 What?

00:53:20.000 I don't know when he was born.

00:53:22.000 I don't know.

00:53:24.000 I know that he definitely...

00:53:26.000 The shots came from in the car, and the other thing that gives away is that, like, if you look at, like, the wounds, like, it was very obvious that they got shot point-blank range, yeah, because there was stipeling on the skin, which means burn marks, which is indicative of, like, execution style.

00:53:39.000 Anyway, shout out to Hero in the house.

00:53:42.000 He's friendly.

00:53:42.000 Okay, so you're from Miami.

00:53:44.000 You helped baby swim.

00:53:47.000 Highest education level completed?

00:53:48.000 I am in college getting my associates.

00:53:50.000 Okay, in what?

00:53:52.000 I want to be an occupational therapist.

00:53:54.000 Okay.

00:53:56.000 Relations status?

00:53:57.000 Single recently.

00:53:59.000 Recently?

00:54:00.000 Okay.

00:54:01.000 Why'd you guys break up?

00:54:02.000 Whose fault is it?

00:54:04.000 His.

00:54:06.000 Really?

00:54:06.000 Tell me more.

00:54:07.000 Why?

00:54:08.000 One thing you did wrong and one thing you did wrong.

00:54:10.000 There you go, Chris.

00:54:11.000 You got it.

00:54:11.000 Okay, so name one thing he did wrong in the relationship and then one thing you did wrong in the relationship.

00:54:15.000 Um, one thing he did wrong, break up with me.

00:54:19.000 One thing I did wrong, stay too long.

00:54:21.000 See?

00:54:22.000 Bro, fantastic.

00:54:24.000 Okay, thank you.

00:54:25.000 You couldn't have answered it better.

00:54:26.000 Makes sense.

00:54:27.000 Um, okay.

00:54:27.000 And then, uh, are your parents still together?

00:54:30.000 No.

00:54:31.000 No.

00:54:31.000 Okay, birth control for you?

00:54:33.000 Yes.

00:54:34.000 Okay.

00:54:34.000 Alright, body count.

00:54:35.000 Let me guess, your dad liked Maduro and your mom didn't?

00:54:38.000 Eh, no.

00:54:40.000 They both don't like them?

00:54:41.000 No, neither.

00:54:42.000 They both left the country.

00:54:43.000 Chama? 0.98

00:54:43.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:54:44.000 Okay.

00:54:45.000 Chamo? 0.86

00:54:46.000 No.

00:54:47.000 That would be a dark Chamo. 1.00

00:54:51.000 He'd be Blamo in this case.

00:54:54.000 All right, body count.

00:54:58.000 100?

00:55:00.000 Wait, what?

00:55:01.000 So this guy, you lost your virginity to this guy?

00:55:03.000 It was my first serious relationship in high school.

00:55:06.000 How long were you all together?

00:55:07.000 For like four years, since high school.

00:55:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:11.000 Man, get back with him, man.

00:55:12.000 No. 1.00

00:55:13.000 Damn. 1.00

00:55:14.000 What did he do? 1.00

00:55:15.000 Cheated?

00:55:17.000 It's never changed.

00:55:19.000 That was never his priority, so it was never going to work out.

00:55:24.000 He wants to make money.

00:55:25.000 Was he working?

00:55:26.000 Was he making money?

00:55:27.000 Like...

00:55:27.000 He was working, but he was also putting his family first, which I understand.

00:55:31.000 You know, it's his family, but also...

00:55:32.000 Was he even as well, too?

00:55:34.000 No, Colombian. 0.99

00:55:35.000 That makes sense.

00:55:36.000 Sorry.

00:55:38.000 You guys agree?

00:55:39.000 That's what they do?

00:55:40.000 Colombian men are not... 0.93

00:55:41.000 That's your neighbor.

00:55:42.000 No bueno with the Colombian men? 1.00

00:55:44.000 Yeah, they're buenos.

00:55:46.000 Yeah, they're good.

00:55:47.000 They put their family first, though.

00:55:48.000 Is that good or bad?

00:55:49.000 That's good.

00:55:50.000 That's good.

00:55:52.000 Or did y'all fight over arepas?

00:55:55.000 No.

00:55:55.000 Kachapa.

00:55:57.000 I like kachapa.

00:55:58.000 I love kachapa.

00:55:59.000 All right.

00:56:00.000 Fair enough.

00:56:01.000 All right.

00:56:04.000 We had an interesting panel, man.

00:56:08.000 We cut the after hours down a bit, so you got to enjoy it a little bit, man.

00:56:11.000 It's a good conversation.

00:56:13.000 Okay, so I'll read some of these.

00:56:14.000 We got some of these chats or what?

00:56:15.000 Oh, go ahead, Mo.

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00:57:40.000 Yo, you guys are some fucking assholes, man. 1.00

00:57:42.000 You guys say about reading the ad like a fat nigga. 1.00

00:57:44.000 God damn, man. 1.00

00:57:45.000 What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man? 1.00

00:57:46.000 He did a good job. 1.00

00:57:46.000 You fucking assholes. 1.00

00:57:47.000 They're just cooking all the whole time. 1.00

00:57:50.000 Wait, wait for me or this nigga? 1.00

00:57:51.000 I just like having Mo read the ad so I can just look at them just cooking the whole time. 0.98

00:57:56.000 Mo, don't look at the chat, man.

00:57:58.000 I wasn't paying attention.

00:57:58.000 Okay, good, good, good.

00:57:59.000 Well, I enjoy...

00:58:00.000 Roast the hell out of me.

00:58:01.000 I don't care. 0.99

00:58:02.000 Roast the hell out of me. 0.99

00:58:03.000 All right. 0.98

00:58:04.000 Fair enough.

00:58:04.000 All right.

00:58:05.000 We'll read some of these chats and then we'll get into the first question here.

00:58:07.000 Detox the name.

00:58:08.000 Okay.

00:58:09.000 Yap Party was a movie.

00:58:10.000 Thanks for allowing me to provide the music.

00:58:11.000 I just dropped the recap video on my Instagram.

00:58:14.000 It's called Detox.

00:58:15.000 Shout out Lavish the One for the visuals.

00:58:16.000 Go check it out and show off.

00:58:18.000 Thank you so much, Detox.

00:58:19.000 You got it?

00:58:22.000 Yeah, I hope Anis will show this part, but they won't.

00:58:25.000 They won't.

00:58:26.000 They took the parts where the guys are on top because we're doing a dance-off, and they'll show the girls at home.

00:58:30.000 It's so weird. 0.98

00:58:31.000 They're liars, bro. 0.99

00:58:32.000 Here's the other thing, too. 0.99

00:58:33.000 I purposely said when we were doing that dance, I was like, yo, all the girls get off the dance floor. 1.00

00:58:36.000 I literally said that shit. 1.00

00:58:38.000 So, of course, it's going to look like that, and these idiots will go ahead and pick that part. 1.00

00:58:41.000 But anyway, what's the video? 0.99

00:58:42.000 We got it?

00:58:43.000 All right, let's run it real quick.

00:58:45.000 This is from Detox?

00:58:46.000 Okay, okay!

00:58:48.000 Okay, I'm reloaded.

00:58:49.000 We gonna play the music or not?

00:58:50.000 Nah, nah, nah.

00:58:51.000 YouTube, yeah.

00:58:51.000 What song is it?

00:58:53.000 It's a various of songs.

00:58:54.000 It's like two songs. 0.95

00:58:55.000 Oh, it's like a mash-up or some shit? 0.97

00:58:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:58.000 Shit was fire, man. 1.00

00:58:58.000 Nah, there were no girls there, though, bro. 1.00

00:59:00.000 Apparently.

00:59:00.000 There were no girls there.

00:59:02.000 Fucking haters, bro. 1.00

00:59:03.000 Justin Waller showed up, too. 1.00

00:59:04.000 It was fun, man.

00:59:09.000 Let's do a mo, bro. 0.99

00:59:12.000 Alright.

00:59:12.000 Nah, that was a good time.

00:59:13.000 There you go.

00:59:14.000 What else we got here?

00:59:15.000 BigTingsAguan says, not going to lie, Miss Washington State is very attractive, but unfortunately Miami may have gotten to her. 0.96

00:59:21.000 I hope she...

00:59:22.000 I hope not, but before I speak to...

00:59:24.000 Too soon.

00:59:24.000 Too soon, I might have to wait.

00:59:26.000 And what? 0.98

00:59:27.000 And see how her mindset is to shut up my niggas. 1.00

00:59:30.000 My ninjas. 0.99

00:59:31.000 Oh, shut up my ninjas, okay. 0.99

00:59:32.000 Oh, that's Jake, Big Team's a good one. 0.79

00:59:33.000 You have anything you want to say back to him?

00:59:35.000 He's Jamaican too, I think.

00:59:37.000 Bahamian, Bahamian, Bahamian.

00:59:38.000 Oh, Bahamian?

00:59:38.000 Yeah.

00:59:40.000 You want to respond?

00:59:42.000 My mindset about what?

00:59:43.000 He got good money, too.

00:59:44.000 We'll see what you think about.

00:59:46.000 Well, we'll see.

00:59:46.000 Yeah.

00:59:47.000 Okay, big tick.

00:59:48.000 Where are we at here?

00:59:49.000 Camp two times?

00:59:49.000 Oh, no.

00:59:50.000 This is him again.

00:59:50.000 Oh.

00:59:51.000 I'll say this.

00:59:52.000 The yacht party was a good time.

00:59:53.000 Networking was absolute.

00:59:54.000 Win as usual.

00:59:55.000 Y'all made a good time.

00:59:56.000 I'm going to add this.

00:59:57.000 I was the freshest guy in the yacht.

00:59:59.000 JK, W to all y'all looking forward to coming back.

01:00:02.000 All right, man.

01:00:02.000 Shout to you, bro.

01:00:03.000 Shout to you.

01:00:03.000 Yeah, they come looking good.

01:00:04.000 Pause. 0.98

01:00:05.000 Chris and his dad are bums. 0.99

01:00:06.000 Yo, that's crazy. 1.00

01:00:07.000 Yo, what the hell? 0.86

01:00:08.000 Look, Terrence Howard. 0.76

01:00:09.000 It is Terrence Howard, bro.

01:00:10.000 I think it's crazy, bro.

01:00:11.000 Shout out to Black Queens on the panel. 1.00

01:00:12.000 How much was y'all hair hat? 1.00

01:00:13.000 Yo, this is your asshole, man. 1.00

01:00:15.000 He's asking how much your guys' wigs were. 1.00

01:00:16.000 How much?

01:00:17.000 You guys want to say?

01:00:18.000 I will.

01:00:19.000 Go ahead.

01:00:19.000 Mine was $600.

01:00:20.000 Goddamn. 0.99

01:00:21.000 Excuse me. 1.00

01:00:21.000 What? 1.00

01:00:22.000 Damn. 1.00

01:00:23.000 Wigs aren't cheap. 1.00

01:00:24.000 How much was yours?

01:00:25.000 This cost me like $150 on Amazon. 0.99

01:00:27.000 Fuck no, I ain't spending $600 on my hair like that. 1.00

01:00:30.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:00:31.000 And what about you? 1.00

01:00:32.000 This is my wig line, one of the wigs I sell, and I will sell this for $400.

01:00:36.000 Period.

01:00:37.000 You need to hit her up. 1.00

01:00:39.000 The girl who did my hair today said the same thing.

01:00:43.000 Yeah.

01:00:44.000 I didn't know wigs are that expensive. 1.00

01:00:46.000 Goddamn. 0.99

01:00:47.000 They more than that sometimes. 0.99

01:00:48.000 So there's actually another wig that I'm going back to get.

01:00:52.000 It's a 60-inch and it's $4,000.

01:00:54.000 No, girl. 0.96

01:00:55.000 You need to leave the word at that.

01:00:57.000 Who's paying for it?

01:00:58.000 I don't need a man. 0.99

01:00:59.000 Sorry.

01:01:01.000 The trapper, man.

01:01:01.000 Oh, wait, no.

01:01:04.000 You're a rental car guy, man.

01:01:06.000 He don't pay for my upkeep at all.

01:01:10.000 No?

01:01:11.000 No.

01:01:12.000 Three years?

01:01:13.000 I mean, he used to.

01:01:14.000 But like I said, we're not actually together anymore.

01:01:17.000 Okay, okay.

01:01:17.000 All right.

01:01:18.000 What do we got here next?

01:01:21.000 Question for the ladies. 0.99

01:01:22.000 Would you prefer to be an average man main chick or a rich man side chick? 1.00

01:01:26.000 An average man main chick. 0.97

01:01:27.000 Hold on.

01:01:28.000 Let's start here.

01:01:28.000 Hold on.

01:01:28.000 That was a good one.

01:01:30.000 Average man side main chick. 1.00

01:01:32.000 Really?

01:01:33.000 Well, we should describe what the average man is for them first.

01:01:36.000 Yeah, you gotta be pacific.

01:01:37.000 So, let's say 5'7", 5'8", 5'6", 5'8". 0.78

01:01:40.000 Alright, so 5'7", 5'8", making about $40K per year.

01:01:45.000 That's fine, as long as we can be out and about together.

01:01:49.000 I'm not going to be someone's...

01:01:50.000 And average looking, like he's not guapo, like none of that.

01:01:53.000 He's just like a regular looking dude.

01:01:54.000 That's fine.

01:01:55.000 He look like Moe.

01:01:57.000 That's fine.

01:01:58.000 Nah, man.

01:01:59.000 Hey, take a good look at Moe, you sure?

01:02:01.000 That's fine.

01:02:02.000 Mo, you got one, bro.

01:02:04.000 Nice.

01:02:05.000 Okay.

01:02:06.000 What about you, Washington State?

01:02:08.000 I'd rather be the main chick there than the side chick.

01:02:11.000 40 Cabriero?

01:02:12.000 Yep, I would rather that.

01:02:14.000 I'm nobody's side chick, so.

01:02:16.000 Wouldn't you want to date like an athlete?

01:02:18.000 That's not a requirement.

01:02:19.000 I mean, it doesn't really matter to me, that sort of thing.

01:02:22.000 If we vibe, we vibe.

01:02:23.000 If we don't, then we don't, so.

01:02:26.000 All right.

01:02:27.000 What about you?

01:02:29.000 I'll be honest.

01:02:30.000 I'll be the rich man side check.

01:02:32.000 Let's go!

01:02:33.000 Someone keep it around.

01:02:36.000 Come on, man.

01:02:37.000 You like choppers.

01:02:37.000 I'm captain, man.

01:02:38.000 No, I don't, actually.

01:02:39.000 I'm passing.

01:02:40.000 I like business men.

01:02:41.000 Business men?

01:02:42.000 Oh, she said she passed that.

01:02:42.000 She used to be in it.

01:02:44.000 She must have got robbed, too, one time and said, fuck this. 1.00

01:02:46.000 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:02:47.000 I don't even deal with men that would put me in that position.

01:02:50.000 No offense to...

01:02:51.000 Niggas. 1.00

01:02:53.000 Have you ever dated a drug dealer over again after that? 0.96

01:02:55.000 Hell no.

01:02:55.000 Oh.

01:02:56.000 Okay.

01:02:57.000 Have you ever been with a drug dealer before?

01:02:59.000 When I was younger, like high school, like I said, I like businessmen now.

01:03:03.000 Okay.

01:03:04.000 It saved money.

01:03:05.000 Yeah, it saved money.

01:03:06.000 Yeah.

01:03:07.000 Okay, what about you?

01:03:08.000 Yeah, no, I'd rather be the main, and I'm going to tell you why.

01:03:12.000 I'd rather be with a broke man who treats me like everything in the world, rather a rich man who treats me like I'm just a piece of property or You've been with a couple rich niggas before, right? 0.98

01:03:26.000 Oh, of course.

01:03:27.000 So you just didn't like that lifestyle of being a side chick and him having all these other women? 0.98

01:03:31.000 So honestly, my rich niggas were...

01:03:34.000 I was the main. 0.98

01:03:36.000 But they were cheaters. 1.00

01:03:39.000 They were dogs. 0.99

01:03:40.000 Oh, okay.

01:03:40.000 Alright.

01:03:41.000 So I would rather be with a broke man who treats me like a queen, treats me like a princess, puts me first priority, top priority.

01:03:47.000 Did they lie to you, though, about it?

01:03:48.000 Who? 0.84

01:03:49.000 Like the dudes that told you you were the main, but they were having sex with other girls? 0.92

01:03:52.000 No. 0.95

01:03:54.000 No.

01:03:54.000 Oh, so they weren't honest?

01:03:56.000 No, they were honest.

01:03:58.000 Oh, they told you I'm going to have other women. 0.99

01:03:59.000 No, no, they were honest, but I was always the main, right?

01:04:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:05.000 They weren't honest to me.

01:04:06.000 They were honest to the other girls.

01:04:07.000 Okay, okay.

01:04:08.000 So you thought you were the only one then?

01:04:09.000 So I didn't know about them.

01:04:11.000 They knew about me, right?

01:04:12.000 All right.

01:04:12.000 So that's why I left them alone.

01:04:14.000 Okay.

01:04:15.000 Okay.

01:04:15.000 So they told you, you're the only one, I love you, they sold you the dream, and then they had other women.

01:04:20.000 But the other girls knew about you, so they wouldn't get in trouble.

01:04:24.000 It's like, okay, so you know how you can pop up?

01:04:26.000 So I can pop out with him.

01:04:29.000 It's like, okay, boom.

01:04:30.000 I can pop out with him.

01:04:32.000 I can do family events with him.

01:04:34.000 I can post him on social media.

01:04:35.000 They couldn't.

01:04:37.000 It was always a secret.

01:04:39.000 You guys had to deal with them behind closed doors.

01:04:41.000 Yeah.

01:04:41.000 And even then, I don't respect that.

01:04:43.000 I don't...

01:04:43.000 I'm not jacking that.

01:04:44.000 Yeah, because he didn't tell you the truth.

01:04:45.000 Exactly.

01:04:45.000 You didn't say I'm going to have other women.

01:04:46.000 I'm not jacking that.

01:04:47.000 All right.

01:04:48.000 I'm not jacking that.

01:04:50.000 I'm not jacking that.

01:04:51.000 All right.

01:04:51.000 What about...

01:04:52.000 And I like girls, so... 0.98

01:04:53.000 What about you?

01:04:54.000 Cheri.

01:04:55.000 Average...

01:04:55.000 But, hey, 40K per year, though, average, 5'7".

01:04:57.000 What about you?

01:04:59.000 Yeah, no, I'm going to pick...

01:05:01.000 I'm going to cry in a Rolls Royce, not a Nissan.

01:05:03.000 All right, keep it in a thousand.

01:05:05.000 But when you put yourself in a Rolls Royce...

01:05:07.000 Yeah, but when you surround yourself around niggas that got money, they gon' have you in that mindset. 1.00

01:05:12.000 Facts.

01:05:12.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:05:13.000 Real niggas. 1.00

01:05:14.000 That's a fact.

01:05:14.000 They gon' put you in that money mindset, but money ain't everything.

01:05:17.000 Yeah, but if I'm with a nigga that, I'm laying down with a nigga that's, he don't have that hustle mindset, he don't have that drive. 0.99

01:05:23.000 He a bum, yeah. 1.00

01:05:24.000 Yeah, type shit, like that shit. 1.00

01:05:25.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:05:26.000 I'd rather be with a nigga that motivates me to get up. 1.00

01:05:32.000 Like, oh, I can't be laying around this nigga. 1.00

01:05:33.000 Yeah, I'm not making no money. 1.00

01:05:36.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:05:36.000 I got to get up before this nigga be like, this bitch is a bum. 1.00

01:05:39.000 But if you a solid female and you got it and your man don't, and you really love that man, you're going to put that man in a winning position. 1.00

01:05:45.000 Yeah, but let him motivate me.

01:05:47.000 Well, I don't need a man to motivate me, but yeah, I want a nigga in my corner, like, to motivate me. 1.00

01:05:53.000 So, bitch, if he do fall, I'll be right there. 0.99

01:05:56.000 I have a question. 0.99

01:05:57.000 Do you always want the burden of making money yourself?

01:05:59.000 What do you mean?

01:05:59.000 Like, for example, let's say you meet a guy that can take care of you.

01:06:02.000 What'd you want not to say to making money yourself?

01:06:03.000 That was my ex.

01:06:04.000 He took care of me and my kids while I went to school.

01:06:07.000 Okay, but long-term, wouldn't you want long-term?

01:06:10.000 Yeah, of course. 0.99

01:06:11.000 So then, why are you saying boss, babe, like, do what you should shit yourself, like, to her? 0.99

01:06:15.000 No, I'm not saying that. 0.99

01:06:16.000 I'm saying that if I had a bum who was not in a winning position, I'm a boss myself. 0.99

01:06:23.000 Yeah, but I don't even want that around me.

01:06:25.000 Right, that's low vibration.

01:06:27.000 No, not necessarily.

01:06:28.000 It's like you're taking care of another kid if you ask me.

01:06:31.000 See, I'm a dominant type of female. 1.00

01:06:33.000 I need a man to lead me.

01:06:34.000 So me, personally, I have fallen.

01:06:36.000 I've been at the top and I've fallen.

01:06:38.000 Everybody has fallen.

01:06:41.000 But I need a strong man to pit me back up. 0.99

01:06:43.000 Fuck Listen, a man can only be strong for so long because at the end of the day, if a man falls, what can you do for him as this female? 0.99

01:06:50.000 Imagine you meet a billionaire, right? 1.00

01:06:52.000 You meet a billionaire.

01:06:54.000 He's up, he's up for years, years, years, and years.

01:06:56.000 You're stacking your bread, stacking your bread, stacking your bread.

01:06:58.000 That man has one slip up and falls.

01:07:00.000 What are you going to do?

01:07:00.000 You going to up and leave him?

01:07:01.000 If that man ain't teaching through the years, we've been fucking with each other. 1.00

01:07:06.000 See, a nigga with money just don't... 1.00

01:07:08.000 Don't want to just give you money, bitch. 1.00

01:07:10.000 If a nigga fuck with you, he gonna give you knowledge. 1.00

01:07:12.000 So it's just like, if I've been fucking with this nigga for more than two, three years and he ain't spit no game to me, show me how to network, market, do this, do that, I don't have no business fucking with you. 1.00

01:07:22.000 He's gonna be a mentor. 0.99

01:07:22.000 Yeah, I want a nigga that's gonna teach me, not just pass the money. 0.99

01:07:27.000 So therefore, if he do fall, bitch, I'm right there. 0.99

01:07:30.000 And I know this nigga, he did this, that, that, trust me. 1.00

01:07:33.000 I'm curious, how long would you take care of your man before he came back to light prominence?

01:07:37.000 How long would you take care of your guy?

01:07:38.000 Okay, okay.

01:07:38.000 Keep it real.

01:07:39.000 A year?

01:07:40.000 Six months? 0.98

01:07:40.000 Six months, nigga. 0.98

01:07:44.000 See? 0.75

01:07:46.000 It's not going to be longer than it.

01:07:47.000 We'll go to Tampa.

01:07:48.000 Six months the longest.

01:07:49.000 Six months.

01:07:50.000 Okay.

01:07:50.000 Man, it's like clockwork.

01:07:52.000 So all those years.

01:07:53.000 Clockwork.

01:07:53.000 And only six months.

01:07:54.000 Got it.

01:07:54.000 Six months is like the match number.

01:07:56.000 Because you're a nigga. 1.00

01:07:56.000 You're supposed to know how to live. 1.00

01:07:58.000 Wait a minute. 1.00

01:07:58.000 You're a nigga, man. 1.00

01:07:59.000 Wait a minute. 1.00

01:07:59.000 Well, she wasn't the one that was making that argument. 1.00

01:08:01.000 It was really Sarasota.

01:08:03.000 True.

01:08:03.000 Well, Bradenton.

01:08:04.000 Bradenton, I was making the argument.

01:08:06.000 I'll be there.

01:08:06.000 Okay.

01:08:06.000 That's fine.

01:08:07.000 What about you, Miss Tampa?

01:08:10.000 What was the question? 1.00

01:08:12.000 Stupid! 1.00

01:08:13.000 Side girl with the average guy making 40k per year, 5'7", average guy, not charming or anything, or charismatic or super attractive, just a regular dude, right? 1.00

01:08:21.000 Watches anime every now and then and plays video games.

01:08:25.000 Or successful, attractive guy that's a multi-millionaire, but you're going to be the side girl. 0.99

01:08:31.000 I'd probably do the main.

01:08:33.000 Be the main girl. 0.77

01:08:34.000 Okay, that means you've got to work and no vacations.

01:08:37.000 Maybe one a year, if that.

01:08:40.000 If you're lucky.

01:08:41.000 All right.

01:08:42.000 Fair enough.

01:08:42.000 What about you?

01:08:43.000 Yeah, same.

01:08:45.000 Come on, man.

01:08:45.000 No, no, no.

01:08:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:46.000 She's from Colombia, for real.

01:08:47.000 She got the accent, too.

01:08:48.000 Come on, man.

01:08:48.000 You're picking to do with the money, man.

01:08:49.000 Come on.

01:08:49.000 That's why you see that, okay, my English is not the best, but I try to explain myself.

01:08:54.000 De Nero.

01:08:55.000 That's why.

01:08:57.000 Mucho de Nero.

01:08:58.000 All right, go ahead.

01:08:58.000 No, no, no, no.

01:08:59.000 That's why I think Colombians are still together for a long time.

01:09:03.000 You saw that from the beginning.

01:09:05.000 Peru, Colombia, Colombia.

01:09:06.000 Our parents are still together.

01:09:08.000 Yes or no?

01:09:09.000 But they're from Colombia, though, right?

01:09:10.000 Yeah, they are Latin, you know?

01:09:13.000 Okay.

01:09:13.000 Because our culture think about that.

01:09:15.000 It's not about just money.

01:09:16.000 It's about to build something together, some strong, you know?

01:09:20.000 Fuerte.

01:09:21.000 Exactly.

01:09:21.000 Something fuerte.

01:09:23.000 That's true.

01:09:23.000 Everything is not just about money.

01:09:25.000 She's great.

01:09:26.000 But until they come to America.

01:09:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:29.000 We have a saying.

01:09:30.000 We tell the guys, hey, you want to go find a woman in Colombia?

01:09:32.000 You better stay there with her.

01:09:33.000 She's a good woman.

01:09:34.000 Don't bring her to America. 1.00

01:09:35.000 No, no, no, no. 0.56

01:09:36.000 Yeah, America corrupts them. 0.98

01:09:38.000 How do you say that?

01:09:38.000 Exactly.

01:09:39.000 How does it work?

01:09:39.000 Come on, man.

01:09:41.000 That's corrupt. 0.96

01:09:41.000 She knows. 0.96

01:09:42.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:09:43.000 Yeah, you get a Colombian girl. 1.00

01:09:45.000 She stays in Colombia.

01:09:46.000 You send money back or you go back and visit her.

01:09:48.000 You don't bring her here.

01:09:49.000 Or you go to Colombia.

01:09:50.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:09:50.000 Yeah, you don't.

01:09:51.000 Come on, man.

01:09:52.000 Alright, she knows.

01:09:53.000 Alright, what about you?

01:09:54.000 What are you doing?

01:09:55.000 Average dude or multi-millionaire?

01:09:57.000 Average dude.

01:09:58.000 Really?

01:09:58.000 Yeah.

01:09:59.000 Makes sense.

01:09:59.000 The guy chasing you on Instagram right now, he average guy?

01:10:01.000 I believe her.

01:10:02.000 I mean, she's 36, man.

01:10:03.000 Come on.

01:10:03.000 No, I mean, the real thing is that I want to be together with that guy that I love, you know?

01:10:09.000 Even though he's broke, and if I'm with him, I'm gonna support him, you know?

01:10:14.000 Because I know that real love...

01:10:18.000 I don't know how to say it.

01:10:19.000 Say it in Spanish.

01:10:21.000 Go ahead.

01:10:22.000 When you have a true love, you are in the ups and the downs.

01:10:26.000 Ups and downs.

01:10:27.000 Okay.

01:10:28.000 We have a couple translators on the panel.

01:10:30.000 No, I can say it in English, but the thing is that it's a bond.

01:10:33.000 It's a real love.

01:10:34.000 You've got to support your partner.

01:10:37.000 Well, most of the expanders too, so he's the resident translator.

01:10:39.000 All right, so up and down, all right.

01:10:41.000 Okay, so more chats or I got the...

01:10:45.000 You know, let me go into the topic of...

01:10:46.000 Okay.

01:10:49.000 Is it questions or...?

01:10:50.000 No.

01:10:52.000 We have 20 more chats to read.

01:10:53.000 20 more?

01:10:54.000 Oh, God.

01:10:55.000 All right, let me hit the topic, then I can read the chats after.

01:10:57.000 Okay.

01:10:58.000 Ladies, do you have or have you ever had a close guy friend?

01:11:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:07.000 We'll start here.

01:11:09.000 Okay.

01:11:09.000 Amigos.

01:11:10.000 Amigos? 0.80

01:11:11.000 You say, like, close.

01:11:14.000 Do you have or have you ever had a close guy friend?

01:11:19.000 No.

01:11:21.000 No?

01:11:21.000 No.

01:11:22.000 Okay.

01:11:22.000 No, no, no.

01:11:23.000 I'm only kind of friends.

01:11:24.000 Ms.

01:11:24.000 Columbia?

01:11:25.000 Yes?

01:11:26.000 Yeah.

01:11:27.000 Okay.

01:11:28.000 What about you?

01:11:29.000 Yeah.

01:11:30.000 All right.

01:11:33.000 Yes, I do.

01:11:37.000 Yes.

01:11:40.000 Si.

01:11:44.000 Yeah, I do.

01:11:45.000 You sound sweet.

01:11:47.000 Like si.

01:11:50.000 So interesting.

01:11:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:53.000 No.

01:11:53.000 So I got to ask this.

01:11:54.000 I might as well just add this in here.

01:11:57.000 Are you still friends with him?

01:11:58.000 With this guy?

01:11:59.000 Yes.

01:12:01.000 Okay.

01:12:02.000 What about you?

01:12:03.000 Yes.

01:12:05.000 Nope.

01:12:09.000 Yes.

01:12:10.000 Yes.

01:12:13.000 Yep.

01:12:15.000 Okay, then for you guys it's just no-no because you never had one in the first place.

01:12:18.000 Okay.

01:12:19.000 How was the relationship like?

01:12:21.000 We'll start here with you and then work our way this way.

01:12:23.000 Like what did he do for you?

01:12:24.000 Yeah, how was the relationship like?

01:12:27.000 Okay, tell you the truth.

01:12:28.000 He was my best friend but he was in love with me.

01:12:52.000 I didn't know he was in love with me.

01:12:55.000 And after, like, six years, he told me that.

01:12:58.000 When I moved, I moved to Canada, and he told me that.

01:13:02.000 But we still been friends.

01:13:04.000 What was your response when he told you that?

01:13:05.000 But you cannot recognize the behavior you knew when you were close to him?

01:13:09.000 No, no, no.

01:13:09.000 I was too sweet with him, and he was like that with me.

01:13:11.000 Like, we were too close.

01:13:13.000 He was the only guy that could go to my room when, like, in my house.

01:13:18.000 My parents never left a guy to go to my room.

01:13:21.000 Not even my boyfriend.

01:13:22.000 Just him.

01:13:23.000 Because he was my best friend.

01:13:24.000 I thought he was gay.

01:13:28.000 But he wasn't.

01:13:31.000 And now he's married, he's good with his wife and everything.

01:13:35.000 And we are friends, but yeah, that happened.

01:13:38.000 Interesting.

01:13:39.000 Okay.

01:13:40.000 What about you?

01:13:41.000 Yeah, we're still friends.

01:13:44.000 What's the relationship like?

01:13:46.000 We're just friendly, kind of the same.

01:13:49.000 He also professes love for you?

01:13:51.000 I think he's kind of, yeah, in love with me.

01:13:53.000 He told you?

01:13:54.000 No, but like I've heard, he is.

01:13:57.000 But I go to him for guy advice and stuff, so I feel like he knows I'm not interested.

01:14:03.000 Would you ever give him a chance?

01:14:05.000 Nope!

01:14:06.000 I mean...

01:14:07.000 Nah, SNL. Nope!

01:14:11.000 Okay.

01:14:11.000 And I got a question for you two ladies after this.

01:14:13.000 Mo, good question, by the way, that you came up with this.

01:14:15.000 Okay, so he's in love.

01:14:16.000 Your guy's in love with you, too.

01:14:17.000 Alright, what about you?

01:14:19.000 No, my friend is a friend.

01:14:21.000 We're friends.

01:14:22.000 What's your relationship like, besides that?

01:14:24.000 Like, brother and sister.

01:14:26.000 Like, I don't want to wear short shorts around him.

01:14:28.000 I don't want to, like, no, that's my friend.

01:14:31.000 Do he spend money on you?

01:14:32.000 No.

01:14:33.000 Oh, no.

01:14:34.000 The table?

01:14:35.000 The drinks?

01:14:36.000 Yeah, like, yeah.

01:14:37.000 Yeah, he'll do little stuff like that or whatever, but yeah, he's my friend.

01:14:40.000 Do you spend money on him?

01:14:42.000 No.

01:14:43.000 No.

01:14:44.000 No, no, no.

01:14:45.000 No, but if he asks me for it, you feel me? 1.00

01:14:49.000 Because I know he'll give his ass to me. 0.99

01:14:50.000 So if he asks me, but he's very, you know, men are very prideful. 1.00

01:14:53.000 He's not going to ask me for shit. 0.99

01:14:54.000 So I don't. 0.99

01:14:55.000 So he's never asked you for money or anything ever?

01:14:57.000 No, but that's my, I love him.

01:14:59.000 What does he do for work, this guy?

01:15:00.000 Shh.

01:15:02.000 He do a lot of stuff.

01:15:05.000 Is he a chopper?

01:15:07.000 FBI, open up!

01:15:08.000 I knew the chopper, bro.

01:15:10.000 Fair enough, bro.

01:15:12.000 This really is a hood, bro.

01:15:14.000 Other than that, you think he keeps the platonic on his side, I guess?

01:15:19.000 Yeah, I know for a fact.

01:15:20.000 I hope so.

01:15:22.000 What's your relationship like with your guy best friend?

01:15:25.000 In the past.

01:15:26.000 I guess in the past, yeah.

01:15:29.000 Bradenton.

01:15:31.000 Yeah, what?

01:15:32.000 I'm sorry.

01:15:32.000 She goes out there and she's like, oh my god.

01:15:34.000 You okay?

01:15:34.000 You stole 14 racks.

01:15:35.000 I got you. 1.00

01:15:36.000 Stupid. 1.00

01:15:37.000 You alright? 1.00

01:15:37.000 I'm screaming. 1.00

01:15:38.000 Yeah, I'm good.

01:15:38.000 Okay.

01:15:39.000 Nope.

01:15:39.000 Yo, don't let the chat get to you, man.

01:15:41.000 The what?

01:15:41.000 The chat.

01:15:42.000 No, she's looking at you.

01:15:43.000 Oh, me?

01:15:43.000 No, she wasn't looking at me.

01:15:44.000 I was.

01:15:44.000 She was.

01:15:45.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:15:46.000 Go ahead, Maureen. 1.00

01:15:46.000 No, she wasn't. 1.00

01:15:47.000 This is the bad energy, man.

01:15:48.000 I'm telling you.

01:15:48.000 Hey, yo, Maureen.

01:15:50.000 If she was looking at me, she would've known I was talking to her.

01:15:53.000 I thought you were still talking to her.

01:15:55.000 Oh, okay.

01:15:55.000 Go for it.

01:15:56.000 Go for it. 1.00

01:15:57.000 Shut up, motherfucker. 1.00

01:15:58.000 Shut up, motherfucker. 1.00

01:16:00.000 I'm just kidding, by the way. 1.00

01:16:01.000 So yeah, what was the relationship like with your guy friend?

01:16:03.000 He was my best friend.

01:16:06.000 He was my confidant.

01:16:10.000 He was my person, for real.

01:16:11.000 He was there through a lot of stuff that I went through.

01:16:13.000 Was he there when you got robbed?

01:16:15.000 No.

01:16:16.000 Oh, y'all had caught robbed at that point?

01:16:18.000 No, I just...

01:16:19.000 He just...

01:16:19.000 It was late at night when that happened, so he wasn't aware.

01:16:21.000 No, I don't mean it like that, but was he your support system after and shit? 0.96

01:16:24.000 Yeah, definitely. 0.61

01:16:25.000 Like, did you call him after?

01:16:26.000 Yeah.

01:16:26.000 Okay.

01:16:27.000 Was he the one that did it? 1.00

01:16:30.000 Hey, if you're going to make these comments, unmute your mic, motherfucker. 1.00

01:16:33.000 They can't hear you when you say this stuff. 1.00

01:16:35.000 Okay, so he was your best friend, et cetera.

01:16:37.000 Okay, what ended it then, if you guys were so close?

01:16:39.000 So when I left my hometown and moved down here, I brought him with me.

01:16:44.000 Okay.

01:16:44.000 He moved in with me and my ex, you know.

01:16:47.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:16:48.000 We, yeah. 1.00

01:16:48.000 And the dude was, New York was cool with it? 1.00

01:16:51.000 Yeah.

01:16:52.000 Did they get along?

01:16:53.000 Yeah.

01:16:54.000 Oh, so they were friends?

01:16:55.000 Yeah, they met through me.

01:17:00.000 I have seen it happen before.

01:17:01.000 Rare, but it does happen sometimes.

01:17:03.000 That is crazy.

01:17:03.000 Rare, but it does happen sometimes.

01:17:05.000 Alright, so, okay.

01:17:06.000 He moved in with us, but they got real close, and then he started meeting a lot of, not like that, not like that.

01:17:13.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, because I'm already seeing what's happening to play here. 0.98

01:17:17.000 He started pointing them out with other bitches. 1.00

01:17:19.000 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:17:20.000 So, the money.

01:17:21.000 They started making money together and he felt like he owed my dude loyalty because he was putting him on and putting money in his pocket.

01:17:29.000 So I ended up texting him something one day and he screenshot it and sent it to my dude at the time.

01:17:40.000 If y'all were just cool, like...

01:17:41.000 But he was my best friend, like, for nine years.

01:17:44.000 Yeah, but, like, what did he send that, like, made it...

01:17:46.000 Like, what did you send?

01:17:47.000 I don't want to get into it.

01:17:49.000 It was risky?

01:17:49.000 No, no, no.

01:17:50.000 It wasn't, like, it wasn't nothing disrespectful to my relationship at all.

01:17:53.000 It was just, like, me venting about a situation that was going on, and I felt like, you know, him and my dude at the time were deadass wrong.

01:18:02.000 Okay.

01:18:03.000 Yeah, so...

01:18:03.000 So he didn't like that you...

01:18:05.000 Okay, that makes sense. 0.99

01:18:07.000 Out of loyalty to him, he was like, bro, this is not my shit. 0.99

01:18:10.000 You handle this? 0.99

01:18:10.000 No, not even that. 0.99

01:18:12.000 It was like, out of loyalty. 1.00

01:18:14.000 It was more so like, fuck the loyalty to me. 1.00

01:18:17.000 That's what I mean. 1.00

01:18:18.000 Yeah.

01:18:18.000 Because he was getting money with him, so he kind of...

01:18:20.000 He was like, yeah, like, you know, this is what she said, this time and the third.

01:18:23.000 Yeah, this is your relationship.

01:18:24.000 Yeah.

01:18:25.000 Yeah, but it had something to do with both of them.

01:18:27.000 And it was really more so him than my dude.

01:18:30.000 It really didn't have nothing to do with my dude.

01:18:31.000 It was really him, but my ex was brought up in it.

01:18:35.000 So he was like, oh yeah, screenshot this, send it to him.

01:18:39.000 And I was just like, I was over it.

01:18:40.000 Are they still friends to this day?

01:18:41.000 No, they're not even friends. 0.99

01:18:43.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

01:18:44.000 So actually, he's back in the same position he was in when, yeah, before he moved down here. 1.00

01:18:49.000 You're a bum. 0.97

01:18:50.000 You work at Costco. 0.99

01:18:52.000 You were living in the show. 1.00

01:18:52.000 Costco, damn! 1.00

01:18:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:53.000 Damn. 1.00

01:18:54.000 You were living in a shed. 1.00

01:18:55.000 Did you tell you the TV? No, I'm screaming.

01:18:57.000 No, but apparently my ex has the couch.

01:19:00.000 You're screaming?

01:19:01.000 I can hear it.

01:19:03.000 Alright, so y'all are not cool no more and he's not cool with him either because of that situation.

01:19:08.000 Interesting, okay.

01:19:09.000 What about you?

01:19:11.000 What's the relationship like with your guy friend?

01:19:15.000 Well, we're still friends.

01:19:16.000 He lives in Atlanta, though.

01:19:19.000 Okay.

01:19:19.000 He's like a rapper, but when I used to live in Atlanta, we used to go out to eat all the time.

01:19:24.000 I could call and talk to him about anything.

01:19:26.000 Keep it honest.

01:19:27.000 He ever smashed?

01:19:28.000 No, he haven't.

01:19:29.000 But he did try to talk to me, but I put him in his place.

01:19:33.000 Put him in his friend zone?

01:19:33.000 Yes, he has to stay in the friend zone.

01:19:34.000 Wait, how did he approach you?

01:19:35.000 What did he say?

01:19:37.000 Uh, I don't know.

01:19:39.000 Like, he'd just be flirting and stuff, but you know how you have to redirect the person? 0.95

01:19:42.000 Listen, nigga, chill out! 1.00

01:19:44.000 Like, yeah, you really have to do that because sometimes guys don't understand. 0.97

01:19:47.000 Like, they'll still keep trying.

01:19:49.000 Yeah.

01:19:50.000 So, but, yeah, we really cool, though.

01:19:52.000 Really.

01:19:54.000 Okay.

01:19:55.000 So he tried, failed, and y'all are just friends.

01:19:57.000 And you guys are friends to this day?

01:19:58.000 Yes, we still are.

01:19:59.000 Okay.

01:19:59.000 Similar to her situation, I guess.

01:20:00.000 Well, did your guy ever make a pass at you or no?

01:20:02.000 Mm-mm. 0.99

01:20:03.000 Damn, really? 0.99

01:20:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:20:04.000 Well, he knows what time it is. 0.99

01:20:05.000 No, I'm very aggressive.

01:20:07.000 Kyle was about to say.

01:20:07.000 That's my homeboy.

01:20:08.000 You a bitch, nigga! 1.00

01:20:09.000 You a nigga! 1.00

01:20:10.000 I get like, you know, uh, what's your name? 1.00

01:20:12.000 Falcon!

01:20:13.000 Punch! 1.00

01:20:14.000 Gorilla.

01:20:15.000 Gorilla.

01:20:16.000 I heard somebody else say that.

01:20:17.000 I got it from you.

01:20:17.000 Yeah.

01:20:18.000 She probably told her to show up. 1.00

01:20:19.000 You ain't never getting this pussy, nigga. 1.00

01:20:20.000 Yeah, nigga. 1.00

01:20:21.000 So don't even waste your time. 0.99

01:20:22.000 Niggarilla? 0.99

01:20:23.000 Yeah.

01:20:23.000 Am I period on?

01:20:25.000 Say shit like that. 1.00

01:20:26.000 You hear it, boo? 1.00

01:20:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:31.000 You know a girl who really don't fuck with you when she's brutally honest? 1.00

01:20:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:35.000 Like, says shit about herself that don't make herself look... 1.00

01:20:37.000 It's not flattering. 1.00

01:20:39.000 I'm burning right now, nigga. 1.00

01:20:40.000 You don't even want this. 0.98

01:20:42.000 That's when you know you're in the friend zone for real.

01:20:44.000 Yeah.

01:20:44.000 Anyway.

01:20:45.000 What?

01:20:45.000 I mean, it's better she said that.

01:20:47.000 Yeah, it's better that she said that anyway, right?

01:20:48.000 You're like, oh, you know, I'll stay in the friend zone in this case.

01:20:50.000 Yeah.

01:20:51.000 Okay, what about you?

01:20:52.000 Um, so actually I did date him first and then we became friends.

01:20:57.000 Why'd you guys break it off?

01:20:59.000 Why'd we break it off?

01:21:00.000 So wait, did you, were you guys, you said you dated first, then you became friends after.

01:21:03.000 Yeah, so we dated first and then we became friends.

01:21:06.000 Okay, so the tracks was there first.

01:21:08.000 Yes. 0.99

01:21:08.000 Y'all started to fuck with each other. 0.99

01:21:09.000 Yes. 1.00

01:21:10.000 Then, who broke it off?

01:21:12.000 I did.

01:21:13.000 Why?

01:21:14.000 For a lot of reasons.

01:21:15.000 So he was supposed to come home and meet my parents, and I freaked out and I broke up with him.

01:21:20.000 And then we had this weird on-again, off-again relationship for a while, and then it got to the point where it was just like...

01:21:26.000 Well, you were embarrassed to lend him Washington or something like that?

01:21:30.000 She didn't want to show her cottage.

01:21:34.000 Wait, come meet my parents!

01:21:36.000 Did you really like him, though?

01:21:38.000 Tammy and Sammy!

01:21:39.000 I mean, yeah, but, like, the relationship just evolved and we're, like, strictly platonic now.

01:21:43.000 I know that if I need...

01:21:44.000 Wait, but how long were y'all together?

01:21:45.000 Like, when you...

01:21:46.000 Like, a year or so?

01:21:47.000 Wait, y'all together for a year and he was gonna meet your parents and you said no?

01:21:51.000 Yeah, like the plaintiff was bought and everything, and then like a week beforehand, I'm like, hey, I don't want you to meet my parents. 0.99

01:21:58.000 Damn. 0.97

01:21:59.000 And y'all had been together for a year at that point. 1.00

01:22:01.000 Yeah, almost, yeah.

01:22:02.000 Let me guess. 0.98

01:22:03.000 The D-game was trash. 0.99

01:22:05.000 The what? 1.00

01:22:05.000 The D-game was trash. 1.00

01:22:06.000 Yep. 1.00

01:22:07.000 His sexual prowess was not apart.

01:22:10.000 What's your sign?

01:22:10.000 I don't know, man.

01:22:11.000 What's your sign, bitch? 1.00

01:22:13.000 It was not 100%. 1.00

01:22:16.000 See?

01:22:16.000 That's the best way to describe it.

01:22:18.000 But that's not why we broke up, I promise.

01:22:20.000 That's not it.

01:22:20.000 Give us like the top...

01:22:22.000 Because you guys are together for a year, right?

01:22:25.000 Most girls would be salivating for a dude to meet their parents after a year. 1.00

01:22:30.000 So something is off here significantly.

01:22:33.000 Yeah.

01:22:33.000 So give us the top three reasons why.

01:22:35.000 I already know in my mind what it was, but you can tell the people.

01:22:37.000 We already know.

01:22:38.000 Probably because my previous relationship before that was a lot of bad blood.

01:22:45.000 And I was just...

01:22:49.000 Emotional damage!

01:22:50.000 Chris, man, let her finish her story, man.

01:22:52.000 No, that's not even wrong.

01:22:53.000 Let her finish her story.

01:22:53.000 We know what it is, but let her answer.

01:22:55.000 All right, man.

01:22:56.000 All right.

01:22:57.000 Go ahead. 1.00

01:22:57.000 Don't worry about this asshole. 1.00

01:22:59.000 So the previous person that met my parents, after we broke up, my parents were like, yeah, we didn't like him. 0.99

01:23:04.000 We're happy you broke up with him.

01:23:06.000 And I was worried that same thing was going to happen.

01:23:09.000 So I was like, I can't do this anymore kind of thing.

01:23:12.000 Did you still have feelings for your ex?

01:23:14.000 Huh?

01:23:14.000 Did you still have feelings for the other guy?

01:23:16.000 You didn't at all?

01:23:17.000 No.

01:23:18.000 Was he your first pick, the guy that you didn't want to make to your appearance?

01:23:22.000 Was he your first pick, like, I love this guy, he's the one for me, or he's kind of like...

01:23:25.000 He was a rebound.

01:23:26.000 Yeah, he was.

01:23:27.000 He was a rebound.

01:23:28.000 He was like, well, actually, I'm divorced, so... 1.00

01:23:32.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:23:32.000 I married that guy, and... 0.99

01:23:34.000 You learned more and more.

01:23:36.000 You what?

01:23:36.000 So I married him, and...

01:23:38.000 Wait, you married the first guy or the second guy?

01:23:39.000 So I got divorced in 2019.

01:23:43.000 Oh.

01:23:43.000 Okay, but non-parent dude, was he your ex-husband or no?

01:23:48.000 The non-parent dude is not.

01:23:50.000 The one that met my parents is my ex-husband.

01:23:52.000 Okay, so how long were you with your ex-husband for?

01:23:55.000 We started dating in 2015 and then we divorced in 2019.

01:24:00.000 Okay, how long were you guys together total?

01:24:03.000 Like three and a half years.

01:24:05.000 Oh, okay, okay.

01:24:06.000 So you guys, total relationship was four or five years?

01:24:08.000 Yeah.

01:24:09.000 Okay, so you guys, how long until you got married?

01:24:11.000 Two.

01:24:12.000 Two years.

01:24:13.000 Two years.

01:24:13.000 Married.

01:24:14.000 Yeah.

01:24:15.000 And then this guy, how soon after you divorced your husband or separated from him did you get with this new guy?

01:24:20.000 It was like maybe eight months, nine months.

01:24:23.000 So fairly quick rebound? 0.89

01:24:24.000 Yeah.

01:24:25.000 Okay.

01:24:26.000 Now I got to ask this.

01:24:28.000 I don't mean like, it's a simple question.

01:24:31.000 It's not an invasive.

01:24:32.000 Was this guy like polar opposite from your ex?

01:24:35.000 Yeah.

01:24:36.000 There you go.

01:24:38.000 I caught that right away.

01:24:39.000 Yeah, me too.

01:24:40.000 Was your husband your type, your ideal type, and it just didn't work out from a look standpoint, maybe from a personality standpoint, and then this guy was maybe the polar opposite?

01:24:49.000 And then you kind of were like, you know what, let me try something different.

01:24:52.000 Honestly, no.

01:24:53.000 The new guy was like more my type physically than my husband.

01:24:57.000 Okay, so the second guy was actually more physically attractive?

01:25:00.000 Yes.

01:25:00.000 Okay, but was the husband more attractive cognitively?

01:25:04.000 Like you were just more aroused by his personality?

01:25:06.000 Was it like security?

01:25:07.000 He had money?

01:25:08.000 No, he didn't.

01:25:09.000 He honestly made the same amount, so it had nothing to do with money at all.

01:25:12.000 Hmm.

01:25:13.000 But the first guy that you married probably felt safer, more security with him.

01:25:18.000 Yeah.

01:25:19.000 Okay. 1.00

01:25:19.000 Second guy was more attractive, but let's be honest, more pussy probably. 1.00

01:25:23.000 Pussy. 1.00

01:25:24.000 Just call it like it is. 1.00

01:25:25.000 Call a spade to spade.

01:25:27.000 Call a spade to spade.

01:25:28.000 He was more of a pushover than the other ones.

01:25:29.000 That's what I mean, yeah.

01:25:30.000 Okay.

01:25:31.000 Yeah.

01:25:32.000 Come into play.

01:25:33.000 Pushover, yeah.

01:25:33.000 Pushover, okay.

01:25:34.000 Fine.

01:25:34.000 Less assertive.

01:25:36.000 Interesting.

01:25:37.000 You know, it's funny because, like, I literally thought all that in my head.

01:25:39.000 It was like, So, he was like, okay, all right, fair enough.

01:25:43.000 So, the ex-husband, you still talk to him and you guys are still friends?

01:25:47.000 The ex-husband?

01:25:47.000 No.

01:25:48.000 Oh, the dude that you didn't let meet your parents?

01:25:50.000 Yes.

01:25:51.000 He and I still talk.

01:25:52.000 We're still friends, whatever.

01:25:53.000 Like, he had my dog for six months when I was moving.

01:25:56.000 Like, he didn't get mad about not meeting your parents after being with you for a year?

01:26:00.000 I mean, he was upset, obviously, but...

01:26:03.000 How did you reconcile that?

01:26:06.000 Um...

01:26:06.000 I actually don't know.

01:26:07.000 Like, if it's like...

01:26:09.000 Hold on, I got it.

01:26:09.000 We were like in a weird limo for a while.

01:26:10.000 We still smashing?

01:26:11.000 Friendship-wise.

01:26:12.000 We still smashing?

01:26:13.000 What? 0.87

01:26:13.000 Like, we still having sex? 0.87

01:26:14.000 Are you guys still fornicating? 0.99

01:26:15.000 Absolutely not. 0.87

01:26:16.000 No?

01:26:16.000 Absolutely not.

01:26:18.000 Well, hold on. 0.89

01:26:20.000 Blowjobs? 0.95

01:26:21.000 Wait, you guys never hooked up?

01:26:22.000 No, we did.

01:26:23.000 Not anymore.

01:26:24.000 Okay, okay, okay.

01:26:25.000 So you guys never had sex after the parent escapade?

01:26:29.000 Okay, that's not true.

01:26:29.000 We did have sex.

01:26:30.000 Okay, there you go. 0.99

01:26:34.000 Niggas won't forgive anything. 1.00

01:26:36.000 Okay, we were living together, so it's kind of hard to date someone when you're living with them.

01:26:40.000 You guys were living together, and you told me you can't see my parents?

01:26:44.000 What?

01:26:44.000 You guys were living together and you told him you can't see my parents?

01:26:46.000 Yeah.

01:26:47.000 See, there you go.

01:26:49.000 That don't make sense.

01:26:50.000 Hey, nigga, you can't come see my Johnny Appleseed crib up in Washington. 1.00

01:26:53.000 Fucking asshole. 1.00

01:26:54.000 I know you're handsome and all, but you a bitch. 1.00

01:26:57.000 My main man. 1.00

01:26:58.000 Okay, never mind.

01:26:59.000 Enough jokes.

01:27:00.000 Okay, so you guys are still friends to this day?

01:27:02.000 Yeah.

01:27:03.000 Okay. 1.00

01:27:04.000 Bro, he's stupid, man. 1.00

01:27:05.000 Totally platonic? 1.00

01:27:06.000 Totally platonic.

01:27:07.000 He has a girlfriend.

01:27:07.000 I think she's awesome.

01:27:09.000 She's adorable.

01:27:09.000 They're so cute together.

01:27:11.000 A threesome?

01:27:12.000 Absolutely not.

01:27:13.000 She's not my type. 1.00

01:27:14.000 Damn. 1.00

01:27:14.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:27:15.000 What's your type?

01:27:17.000 Okay, who on the panel is your type?

01:27:18.000 Who on the panel?

01:27:19.000 In here?

01:27:20.000 Yeah, in here.

01:27:21.000 Come on, say it.

01:27:21.000 If I had a pick.

01:27:22.000 Yeah, if I had a pick.

01:27:23.000 Chris?

01:27:24.000 If I had a pick, I was cheers.

01:27:26.000 Okay.

01:27:27.000 Wait, who is?

01:27:27.000 Who is?

01:27:28.000 Oh, uh, uh, the trapper?

01:27:32.000 The trapper.

01:27:33.000 Okay.

01:27:34.000 Okay.

01:27:36.000 Yeah, why the trapper?

01:27:38.000 She's like, physical features.

01:27:39.000 Reminds her of her ex-husband.

01:27:41.000 Yeah.

01:27:41.000 Oh, God.

01:27:43.000 He's a very criminal, too.

01:27:45.000 FBI, don't be all!

01:27:46.000 It's just like, physically, I feel like we vibe really well, so...

01:27:49.000 You vibe.

01:27:50.000 All right.

01:27:51.000 Interesting.

01:27:52.000 Okay.

01:27:54.000 All right.

01:27:55.000 Very, very interesting stuff.

01:27:56.000 Okay.

01:27:57.000 So, next question here, ladies. 1.00

01:27:59.000 Mo, these are some good questions, by the way.

01:28:00.000 Yo, get Mo down. 1.00

01:28:01.000 Mo, get yourself down to Marco. 1.00

01:28:03.000 Ah, shit. 0.99

01:28:04.000 Hello! 1.00

01:28:06.000 She didn't answer.

01:28:07.000 Okay.

01:28:08.000 No, well this is a question actually.

01:28:09.000 She didn't answer.

01:28:10.000 Well, remember she don't have friends.

01:28:11.000 She didn't answer.

01:28:11.000 She have a guy friend.

01:28:12.000 That's true actually.

01:28:13.000 She have a guy friend.

01:28:14.000 But that's fine because this next question is actually for you ladies.

01:28:16.000 Okay.

01:28:17.000 Do you believe men and women can be friends for you two since you guys don't have guy friends?

01:28:21.000 Yes or no?

01:28:23.000 I think no.

01:28:25.000 You don't think they can?

01:28:26.000 Okay.

01:28:26.000 Is that why you never had a guy friend?

01:28:28.000 Yeah, that's why.

01:28:29.000 What about you?

01:28:29.000 Do you think men and women can be friends?

01:28:31.000 Yes, I just, I don't think I've had, in the last few years, like, a close guy friend that would...

01:28:39.000 Be friends?

01:28:40.000 Yeah, I've gotten with, but I think that guys and girls can be friends.

01:28:44.000 Okay, you think so?

01:28:44.000 You just haven't experienced it?

01:28:46.000 Not, like, with someone that, like, not to be super-duper close with.

01:28:51.000 Okay.

01:28:52.000 Just, you know...

01:28:53.000 Just, like...

01:28:54.000 Friendly vibes.

01:28:54.000 Okay, all right, fair enough.

01:28:56.000 All right, so we got a video to play.

01:28:57.000 Mo, you want to give the background on this video real quick, and, uh...

01:29:00.000 Yes, this is a funny skit of a daily life of what it means to be in the friend zone.

01:29:05.000 And ladies, we're gonna watch the video and I want you guys to like check if you've done this to your guy friend before.

01:29:10.000 Keep it real, keep it real.

01:29:11.000 Keep it real for all the girls that have had a guy friend before.

01:29:13.000 Even you guys that might have maybe even had a slight guy friend for a little bit.

01:29:17.000 I have a take on girls that don't have guy friends.

01:29:20.000 Okay, I want to hear that actually.

01:29:21.000 Now or later?

01:29:23.000 Do you think it's better before or after the video?

01:29:25.000 Let's do after.

01:29:26.000 Alright ladies, please pay attention and I want you to know if you've done this to a guy before in the friend zone. 0.85

01:29:31.000 Let's go ahead and play.

01:29:32.000 In the life of being friend-zoned, the first thing I do is pick up my best friend from last night's sleepover.

01:29:37.000 I always make sure to have her coffee ready.

01:29:40.000 I know her order by heart.

01:29:41.000 She then tells me every detail about last night.

01:29:44.000 I had no idea she was so flexible. 0.98

01:29:47.000 Around noon, I take Kristen out for lunch.

01:29:49.000 I always make sure to pay.

01:29:51.000 It's only a matter of time before she sees me as a romantic option.

01:29:54.000 After that, we go shopping.

01:29:56.000 Today, she's letting me hold her purse.

01:29:58.000 Soon, it'll be her hand in marriage.

01:30:00.000 Then, it's best event time.

01:30:02.000 Oh, I'm letting these guys have their way with me and they can't even text me back.

01:30:06.000 Guys can be such a-holes sometimes.

01:30:08.000 I just want to find a nice guy.

01:30:11.000 You know, sometimes the treasure you're looking for is buried in your own backyard.

01:30:18.000 Around 4 p.m., Kristen breadcrumbs me with some light physical affection to keep me hooked for a few more months.

01:30:24.000 Afterwards, I drop Kristen off at the bar.

01:30:26.000 I stay sober so she can drink.

01:30:28.000 While I wait in the car for her to get done having fun, I help do some of her work so she can get ahead for the next day.

01:30:33.000 Later on, Kristen's finally finished partying.

01:30:35.000 She said she met a new friend, Chad.

01:30:37.000 I don't really like Chad.

01:30:39.000 I drop the two of them off at Chad's penthouse.

01:30:41.000 I wave goodbye and get ready to do the same thing again tomorrow.

01:30:45.000 And that's my day. 1.00

01:30:47.000 This is a damn... 0.99

01:30:48.000 So how many of you guys have been in that situation before where the guy tells you, you tell him you're... 0.99

01:30:54.000 Well, a couple of you guys already admitted to this, so...

01:30:56.000 Alright, so what have you done before with your guy friend before?

01:31:00.000 Have you told him stuff about your dating and ask him questions?

01:31:03.000 Yeah, everything.

01:31:04.000 You've done it all? 0.99

01:31:06.000 Damn, you actually make up late while you get drunk? 1.00

01:31:09.000 That's fucked up, man. 1.00

01:31:10.000 Damn. 1.00

01:31:10.000 Okay. 1.00

01:31:11.000 Yeah, I did everything, everything.

01:31:13.000 What did you show me in the video?

01:31:14.000 Yeah.

01:31:15.000 She did everything? 1.00

01:31:15.000 Goddamn. 1.00

01:31:15.000 All right. 1.00

01:31:17.000 Well, she did say that she thought he was gay. 0.73

01:31:22.000 Come on, bro.

01:31:24.000 Yeah.

01:31:24.000 I mean, she knew, bro.

01:31:25.000 Come on.

01:31:27.000 What about you, Miss Columbia?

01:31:30.000 Not everything.

01:31:30.000 I feel like just advice.

01:31:32.000 You know, just to get like a guy's perspective.

01:31:33.000 Oh, that was the only thing that you...

01:31:35.000 Yeah.

01:31:36.000 That you did?

01:31:37.000 Come on, man. 0.99

01:31:37.000 He never took you out for food and shit like that? 0.99

01:31:39.000 I mean, yeah. 0.98

01:31:40.000 Okay, okay.

01:31:40.000 What about the club?

01:31:41.000 Yeah, what about the club?

01:31:42.000 Be a DD. Come on, pick you up?

01:31:44.000 No.

01:31:45.000 Come on.

01:31:46.000 Nah, nah, nah.

01:31:46.000 By bottle?

01:31:47.000 By table?

01:31:48.000 I mean, yeah, table.

01:31:50.000 Tampa, bro.

01:31:51.000 I'm telling you.

01:31:51.000 Yeah.

01:31:53.000 Okay, so we're getting the truth out slowly.

01:31:55.000 Yeah!

01:31:56.000 Yeah! 1.00

01:31:57.000 Spectated outside while you're having sex with someone else? 1.00

01:31:59.000 Wait, what? 0.98

01:32:01.000 So that's a yes.

01:32:02.000 Wait, I didn't hear the question.

01:32:03.000 Yeah, we got you.

01:32:04.000 Okay, spectated, like, waiting for you outside while you're maybe meeting a guy or hooking up with a guy or something like that?

01:32:09.000 Oh no, oh my god, no.

01:32:09.000 Never?

01:32:10.000 No.

01:32:10.000 Did you ever buy a table at a club and then you met a guy you're flirting with at his table?

01:32:15.000 No.

01:32:17.000 No.

01:32:17.000 You ever give up your number at a table that he had?

01:32:21.000 No.

01:32:22.000 Okay.

01:32:22.000 Because it's like a group of friends.

01:32:23.000 We would go out with like friends.

01:32:25.000 We were all friends so we could get a table for like the group.

01:32:27.000 You know?

01:32:29.000 Who are you?

01:32:31.000 She's like, yeah, everything.

01:32:33.000 No, no, no, no.

01:32:34.000 My homeboy is not like that. 1.00

01:32:36.000 Like, he ain't going for half of that shit. 1.00

01:32:38.000 He ain't going to be like, ain't you got a nigga? 1.00

01:32:40.000 Like, no. 0.94

01:32:41.000 But, yeah, like, we'll go to the club. 0.93

01:32:44.000 He'll pay for my drinks or shit like that. 0.94

01:32:46.000 Question. 0.94

01:32:47.000 Do you think he actually likes you?

01:32:48.000 No.

01:32:50.000 Like...

01:32:50.000 Okay, if you don't mind, can we call him right now and ask him?

01:32:52.000 Yeah.

01:32:53.000 I don't have my phone.

01:32:54.000 Because, honestly, I feel like he likes you, but he don't want to say it.

01:32:57.000 No.

01:32:58.000 I talk to him about, like, everything, literally. 0.99

01:33:02.000 He talk to me about who he fucks. 0.54

01:33:03.000 What if you tell him, like, listen, I'm drunk, I don't know why we never got together, like... 0.96

01:33:07.000 No.

01:33:08.000 No?

01:33:08.000 I don't even put myself in that predicament.

01:33:10.000 When I want... 0.99

01:33:11.000 No, but we're saying, we think that he will fuck if you give him the opportunity. 1.00

01:33:13.000 Yeah, he will. 1.00

01:33:14.000 Do you agree with that or no? 1.00

01:33:16.000 He's a guy with a dick. 1.00

01:33:17.000 He probably will. 1.00

01:33:18.000 Okay.

01:33:18.000 Duh!

01:33:19.000 That's the whole point.

01:33:20.000 So she acknowledges that at least.

01:33:22.000 Yeah.

01:33:22.000 So, alright.

01:33:23.000 But I don't...

01:33:24.000 I don't...

01:33:24.000 I know.

01:33:25.000 We're not doing that.

01:33:26.000 Okay.

01:33:26.000 Alright.

01:33:26.000 She at least acknowledges that if she get...

01:33:28.000 Because some girls be delusional. 1.00

01:33:29.000 Yeah, no.

01:33:30.000 I'm going to call my... 1.00

01:33:31.000 What's her name, bitch? 1.00

01:33:32.000 I'm for the gold. 1.00

01:33:33.000 Bye.

01:33:33.000 See you later.

01:33:34.000 Alright. 1.00

01:33:35.000 Damn. 0.99

01:33:36.000 I want her to call, though. 0.99

01:33:37.000 You still want...

01:33:38.000 Hey, man.

01:33:38.000 I mean, we...

01:33:39.000 It'll prove our point, but yeah. 1.00

01:33:40.000 It'll fuck out your shit, though. 1.00

01:33:41.000 Probably. 1.00

01:33:42.000 Probably. 1.00

01:33:43.000 Fucker who? 1.00

01:33:43.000 Your shit. 1.00

01:33:44.000 What shit? 1.00

01:33:45.000 Your friendship. 1.00

01:33:46.000 No, wait, what you want me to say? 0.80

01:33:48.000 Hey, nigga, I love you.

01:33:56.000 You gotta say, what do you want specifically?

01:34:02.000 Wait, is he watching right now though?

01:34:04.000 No, I didn't even tell him I was honest.

01:34:07.000 So I'm thinking is, because you gotta be very direct here, but indirectly in a cool way.

01:34:12.000 So what I would say is, what I would say is, listen, I'm lit right now, I'm kinda drunk, I'm not gonna lie, I've been feeling for so long, Okay, let's go.

01:34:21.000 But you can't laugh, though.

01:34:22.000 I'm not gonna laugh.

01:34:25.000 He's gonna be like, best friend?

01:34:26.000 You're kidding, right?

01:34:27.000 There's no way.

01:34:27.000 Yeah, you gotta be serious.

01:34:28.000 You can't, like, fuck it up and laugh and all this other shit. 1.00

01:34:30.000 I know. 1.00

01:34:31.000 How many shots?

01:34:32.000 Wait.

01:34:33.000 I thought we was just getting his reaction.

01:34:34.000 Yeah, we're gonna get his reaction.

01:34:35.000 But I'm saying, like, you gotta play along until you get the reaction. 0.97

01:34:38.000 Like, don't fuck it up until you get the reaction. 1.00

01:34:40.000 See, I told you, nigga, so old dog. 1.00

01:34:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:34:43.000 Don't do that.

01:34:43.000 Play it.

01:34:45.000 Play it along.

01:34:46.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:34:47.000 No, no, no.

01:34:47.000 No, no, no, no.

01:34:49.000 Don't be silent.

01:34:50.000 Don't be silent.

01:34:51.000 My bad.

01:34:52.000 You got headphones on.

01:34:53.000 Yeah, bro.

01:34:54.000 You got headphones on, man. 0.99

01:34:55.000 What the fuck wrong? 1.00

01:34:56.000 Stupid. 1.00

01:34:57.000 Hey, girls. 1.00

01:34:58.000 Don't talk.

01:34:58.000 Don't laugh.

01:34:59.000 Put it close to the mic.

01:35:01.000 And everybody be quiet.

01:35:03.000 You got that drunk.

01:35:04.000 Yeah, you got that drunk.

01:35:07.000 Hey, gang.

01:35:09.000 You sleep?

01:35:12.000 Hey, gang.

01:35:13.000 What's up?

01:35:13.000 You all right?

01:35:14.000 No, man.

01:35:15.000 I'm off this drink, and I just been wondering, like, why we ain't never, like, talk?

01:35:21.000 Talk about what?

01:35:23.000 Talk about me and you, like... 1.00

01:35:26.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.98

01:35:29.000 I'm talking about, like, why we ain't never do nothing. 0.99

01:35:32.000 Like, why you ain't never pursuing to me?

01:35:38.000 Well... 0.99

01:35:38.000 I'm fucked up about you, gang. 0.99

01:35:43.000 I ain't gonna lie. 1.00

01:35:49.000 Okay, gay, I'm sorry. 0.75

01:35:50.000 It's a podcast.

01:35:51.000 Love you.

01:35:53.000 Hadn't to prove that we can actually be friends.

01:35:56.000 Like, boys and girls can be friends.

01:36:00.000 Alright, love you.

01:36:03.000 Bro, he, nah, bro. 1.00

01:36:04.000 He said you need to un-fuck him. 1.00

01:36:07.000 I'm not gonna hold you. 1.00

01:36:09.000 Like, I guarantee you.

01:36:11.000 I believe him. 0.97

01:36:11.000 That nigga was half asleep, too. 0.97

01:36:12.000 Yeah, he was half asleep.

01:36:13.000 To be fair, he didn't want to come across as like, Falling into it, but I don't know.

01:36:18.000 I feel like he'll go for it.

01:36:20.000 She knows it.

01:36:22.000 You wanted her to call, bro.

01:36:25.000 It was a person, late night, at the club, maybe?

01:36:28.000 Bro, nah. 0.99

01:36:29.000 Nah, nigga, man. 1.00

01:36:29.000 He's just, that's my frown. 1.00

01:36:30.000 I'm talking to him like that.

01:36:32.000 I believe him.

01:36:32.000 No, no, you don't like him, but he like you.

01:36:35.000 Well, she even admitted, though.

01:36:36.000 So my theory is, right, that, like, guys are normally friends with girls that are hot.

01:36:40.000 If you're hot, you look good, if your friend played a part to smash later on, or hope to smash later on. 0.95

01:36:45.000 If you're ugly... 0.99

01:36:45.000 Facts. 0.99

01:36:47.000 It's not happening.

01:36:48.000 First of all, she got stories on the podcast, so he's watching her Instagram right now.

01:36:53.000 For three hours ago, you posted retrofit.

01:36:54.000 No, but he sleep though, no?

01:36:55.000 No, no.

01:36:56.000 Come on.

01:36:56.000 Three hours ago.

01:36:57.000 Oh.

01:36:58.000 Yeah, so...

01:36:59.000 But that was three hours ago.

01:37:01.000 He don't know how long a podcast is. 0.92

01:37:02.000 No, but he knows you on the podcast, nigga. 0.97

01:37:04.000 Oh, well, I don't know. 1.00

01:37:05.000 He watching your ass, bro. 1.00

01:37:06.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:37:07.000 He ain't slick, bro. 1.00

01:37:08.000 Come on.

01:37:09.000 Yeah.

01:37:09.000 No, he ain't slick.

01:37:10.000 Plus, she's messing with us fuck, so it takes a while for a dude to get hard over that shit. 1.00

01:37:15.000 What? 1.00

01:37:16.000 Come on now.

01:37:17.000 Come on, man.

01:37:17.000 You got a gang.

01:37:19.000 What's up, gang?

01:37:19.000 That's how we be.

01:37:21.000 That's how we be. 1.00

01:37:21.000 My dick would be like this, bro. 1.00

01:37:23.000 Yeah, if you didn't say gang. 1.00

01:37:25.000 Like, what up, gang?

01:37:26.000 You know Kevo?

01:37:29.000 He calls girls gang.

01:37:30.000 Yeah, I know, I know, man.

01:37:33.000 He probably likes his girls more sweeter.

01:37:37.000 No, but it takes him a while to get up, man.

01:37:41.000 Anybody want to call that guy friend to add to this?

01:37:43.000 You?

01:37:44.000 No.

01:37:45.000 She don't want to fuck it up.

01:37:46.000 Alright, what about you?

01:37:48.000 Have you participated in any of the events here, whether it be like having them buy you food, them taking you to a club, chauffeur, complaining about your problems, all of it?

01:37:58.000 Every time that me and the girls went to the club, he was the male that went to the club.

01:38:02.000 Did he pay?

01:38:03.000 No.

01:38:04.000 I got free entry.

01:38:05.000 No, no.

01:38:06.000 Did he pay for the table?

01:38:07.000 Huh?

01:38:08.000 He would get in for free just because he brought y'all?

01:38:10.000 No.

01:38:11.000 He would get in free because he came with me.

01:38:13.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:38:14.000 Yeah.

01:38:14.000 Okay.

01:38:16.000 So everything in there that he's done it for you?

01:38:21.000 Every time my baby daddy broke my phone, he bought me a new phone.

01:38:23.000 When my baby daddy jumped on me, he moved me in with him and his baby mama.

01:38:26.000 He bonded me out of jail.

01:38:30.000 Did you at least take his day?

01:38:32.000 No.

01:38:33.000 Y'all never hooked up?

01:38:34.000 He's my sister's blood cousin, and he's like 50-something years old. 1.00

01:38:37.000 Damn. 0.99

01:38:38.000 Wait, you said he's your sister's cousin? 1.00

01:38:58.000 Yeah.

01:39:03.000 I'm trying to establish that right now.

01:39:05.000 Can you explain it real quick?

01:39:07.000 Me and my sister have the same mom, different dads.

01:39:12.000 So he is her cousin on her dad's side.

01:39:17.000 I've seen it before. 1.00

01:39:19.000 That's some nigga shit. 1.00

01:39:19.000 What? 1.00

01:39:20.000 Yeah, it is, but like...

01:39:21.000 I mean, he's basically...

01:39:22.000 I would argue that's like a first cousin for her.

01:39:25.000 Yeah, he's family, because I grew up around her dad's side of the family.

01:39:29.000 Man, I wouldn't count that as a guy best friend, then.

01:39:32.000 We didn't know that he was related to her until like two years into our friendship, and we met in like 2015.

01:39:37.000 He wanted to smash, though, bro.

01:39:38.000 Is that in Alabama?

01:39:39.000 He wanted to smash, bro.

01:39:40.000 No, I think he did, honestly.

01:39:42.000 I think he did in the beginning until we found out that he was pretty much like family.

01:39:45.000 You never heard of uncle slash cousin relationships?

01:39:49.000 Oh, I didn't know we were family, but it's too late now.

01:39:50.000 No, no, no, not that.

01:39:52.000 Sweet home, Alabama.

01:39:56.000 Yo, Alabama.

01:39:58.000 No, he...

01:39:58.000 First cousin, though?

01:40:00.000 Yo, niggas ruthless, bro. 1.00

01:40:01.000 No, no.

01:40:03.000 Look at her, bro.

01:40:04.000 What about her?

01:40:05.000 Yeah, but first cousin, though?

01:40:06.000 You think niggas here? 1.00

01:40:07.000 First cousin that looks just like her.

01:40:08.000 They didn't know, though.

01:40:09.000 They didn't know until two years later.

01:40:12.000 He said, we here now?

01:40:13.000 I was like, you follow me. 1.00

01:40:16.000 Fuck you, man. 1.00

01:40:17.000 Okay, so he was trying to make a pass at you in the beginning, I guess, until he found out. 1.00

01:40:23.000 Okay, let me ask you this then.

01:40:24.000 Did things completely change once he found out you guys were first cousins?

01:40:27.000 So, no, nothing actually really changed.

01:40:30.000 He never really acted on his impulses of trying me.

01:40:35.000 He was always very respectful of our friendship. 0.99

01:40:37.000 But I mean, they become even more respectful after that shit. 1.00

01:40:39.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:40:40.000 He's, like, very respectful.

01:40:41.000 No, I mean, like, after he found out first cousin, like, Yeah, I'm like little sister.

01:40:45.000 He tells people all the time, like, I would never try her. 0.99

01:40:47.000 First of all, she's crazy as hell. 0.98

01:40:51.000 Also, here's my other take. 1.00

01:40:52.000 So, when a girl's going through, like, down times, she's, like, going through some bullshit, they have a friend to transition from the bad times to good times. 0.84

01:40:58.000 So, she might not have a man, per se, but she has a friend taking care of her on the side. 0.86

01:41:02.000 A.K.A. cousin.

01:41:03.000 First cousin.

01:41:05.000 I mean, he did take care of me, so.

01:41:08.000 Yeah.

01:41:08.000 For the longest.

01:41:09.000 That's what I thought.

01:41:09.000 But I was living with him and his baby mama.

01:41:11.000 What do you mean sexually, though? 0.96

01:41:11.000 Oh, hell no. 0.96

01:41:12.000 No, no, I mean, just doing things for them.

01:41:14.000 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

01:41:15.000 Oh, yeah, he was, you know, Christmas, Valentine's Day, birthdays. 0.97

01:41:18.000 I would think after the fucking, I find out that's your cousin, there's a rap, like, at that. 0.99

01:41:22.000 Yeah, bro. 1.00

01:41:23.000 You think niggas care? 1.00

01:41:24.000 No, they don't, man.

01:41:25.000 Back in my hometown, they definitely don't, because, yeah, cousins make dozens back over there.

01:41:30.000 With the P-Files. 1.00

01:41:34.000 Bitches are underage, niggas still doing that shit. 1.00

01:41:35.000 Shit's weird, though. 1.00

01:41:37.000 Back in Sarasota, Brady's saying, cousins make dozens, cause baby. 1.00

01:41:40.000 Imagine if your girlfriend was your cousin and you just now found out. 1.00

01:41:43.000 You still gonna fuck. 1.00

01:41:44.000 Ain't no way. 1.00

01:41:45.000 No.

01:41:46.000 No.

01:41:47.000 No.

01:41:48.000 No.

01:41:49.000 No.

01:41:50.000 No.

01:41:51.000 No.

01:41:52.000 No.

01:41:57.000 What, Chris?

01:41:57.000 I mean, look, look, look.

01:41:58.000 I'm from the Northeast, so for us, we make fun of, like, hillbillies, like, for hooking up with each other and shit, so it's different. 1.00

01:42:03.000 Like, where I'm from, like, that's, like, we make fun of Southerners for that shit. 1.00

01:42:07.000 Oh. 0.99

01:42:07.000 So, to me, it's, like, a completely foreign concept, but I could see... 0.99

01:42:10.000 Yeah, it's foreign. 1.00

01:42:11.000 Yeah, like, down South, okay, whatever, because we literally make fun of people for that.

01:42:15.000 Okay, that was a twist.

01:42:18.000 All right, what about you?

01:42:20.000 Did you do any of the things in the video there?

01:42:23.000 To your guy friend?

01:42:24.000 No.

01:42:25.000 Come on, man.

01:42:26.000 I didn't.

01:42:26.000 You said you're a rapper, so he's definitely taking you to the club.

01:42:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:30.000 Paying for food.

01:42:30.000 Yeah, he pays for food.

01:42:32.000 We go out to eat, go to the club.

01:42:33.000 I don't have to pay for nothing with him. 0.99

01:42:34.000 Isn't that fucked up, though? 0.99

01:42:36.000 Huh? 1.00

01:42:36.000 Imagine you spending money on him like that. 1.00

01:42:37.000 Is he a famous rapper?

01:42:38.000 No, he's not famous.

01:42:40.000 That's why.

01:42:41.000 He's just famous.

01:42:41.000 But I do have famous friends, though.

01:42:43.000 Like who?

01:42:44.000 Who?

01:42:44.000 I don't want to do that.

01:42:46.000 But I do have famous friends.

01:42:47.000 Let me guess.

01:42:47.000 Amigos?

01:42:49.000 No.

01:42:49.000 Playboi Carti?

01:42:50.000 No.

01:42:51.000 Ross?

01:42:52.000 No.

01:42:53.000 So you dropped the music video making fun of Aiden Ross?

01:42:55.000 Atlanta?

01:42:56.000 Who else is there?

01:42:57.000 Wait, who?

01:42:57.000 Omar?

01:42:58.000 That said Playboi Carti made a music video where he took a shot at Aiden Ross for the two million shit. 1.00

01:43:02.000 Oh, wow. 0.98

01:43:03.000 Playboi Carti, actually my favorite rapper.

01:43:06.000 Really?

01:43:06.000 I can tell.

01:43:07.000 I mean, of course, yeah.

01:43:08.000 By the nails. 0.99

01:43:09.000 Oh, she got a dad, nigga. 1.00

01:43:10.000 What do you mean, like, Playboi Carti? 0.96

01:43:12.000 You mean that?

01:43:13.000 Oh, okay.

01:43:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:43:15.000 You said by my nails? 1.00

01:43:20.000 I think he's a scumbag for doing that shit. 1.00

01:43:22.000 What he did to Aiden Ross, that was fucked up. 1.00

01:43:23.000 Took two million. 0.99

01:43:24.000 People wanted to see him in an interview. 0.99

01:43:26.000 He just stole that money from Aiden and kicking all that bullshit. 1.00

01:43:29.000 It's like, bro, it's fucked up. 1.00

01:43:30.000 He don't care, though. 1.00

01:43:32.000 Scumbag shit, bro. 1.00

01:43:33.000 And his fans got mad, too. 1.00

01:43:35.000 They flamed him. 1.00

01:43:35.000 Like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

01:43:36.000 We want to hear you talk because he never does interviews. 0.99

01:43:39.000 So, did you guys see that?

01:43:40.000 Did I interview with...

01:43:42.000 No.

01:43:42.000 Okay, unaware.

01:43:44.000 Alright, fair enough.

01:43:45.000 Okay, what about you?

01:43:47.000 No, actually.

01:43:49.000 Come on. 0.99

01:43:49.000 You didn't make that guy do all that shit before? 0.99

01:43:52.000 Okay, fine, yes. 1.00

01:43:53.000 A little bit. 1.00

01:43:53.000 Well, we are hooking up, so I would assume, yeah, all that shit. 1.00

01:43:55.000 So, I had lost my keys in Myrtle Beach, and he drove all the way from Virginia. 0.99

01:44:01.000 All the way there?

01:44:02.000 He drove from Virginia to Myrtle Beach to give me my car keys.

01:44:05.000 Make a no.

01:44:06.000 He had my spare keys, so... 0.99

01:44:08.000 Bitch, I should've been broken into and I'll pay for it afterwards. 1.00

01:44:11.000 Merle Beach to Virginia? 1.00

01:44:12.000 Bro.

01:44:13.000 Bro.

01:44:14.000 South Carolina, right, if I'm not mistaken?

01:44:15.000 Merle Beach to South Carolina.

01:44:16.000 He was like, Virginia, Virginia to South Carolina, bring me my car keys.

01:44:20.000 You know how long it takes you to drive through North Carolina?

01:44:22.000 A long time.

01:44:23.000 One of the worst states.

01:44:24.000 I would argue Virginia and North Carolina are like the worst states to drive through on Interstate 95.

01:44:29.000 They are.

01:44:29.000 It is, like, long and boring as hell.

01:44:31.000 Wait, but why did you make him drive that far, though?

01:44:34.000 Um, I didn't.

01:44:35.000 He offered.

01:44:36.000 No, but you said no.

01:44:38.000 I was going to say, no, I was stranded in South Carolina.

01:44:42.000 I'm getting my car keys.

01:44:44.000 But you had spare keys, right?

01:44:46.000 He had my spare keys.

01:44:47.000 That's why he brought my keys to South Carolina.

01:44:50.000 Wait, he didn't work a job?

01:44:51.000 So I lost my car keys in South Carolina, and the only way I was getting home is if he brought me my car keys.

01:44:57.000 How'd you lose your keys?

01:45:00.000 Well, I was bartending at a bike rally, and I just happened to lose them.

01:45:07.000 And they did find them after I had left, so they mailed my keys back.

01:45:11.000 What the f...

01:45:13.000 So they didn't find...

01:45:15.000 Like, did some biker dudes steal it, or what? 0.90

01:45:17.000 No, I had dropped them, and, like, somebody returned them to the bar that I was working at, but I was already gone by the time they returned them.

01:45:24.000 How soon after did they find them?

01:45:25.000 How soon after?

01:45:26.000 What?

01:45:26.000 How soon after did they find the keys?

01:45:28.000 I was like maybe like three or four days afterwards.

01:45:30.000 I got a call saying, hey, we have your keys.

01:45:32.000 So you drove for nothing then, kind of?

01:45:34.000 No, because I was already home when I got my keys back.

01:45:37.000 Okay.

01:45:37.000 Yeah.

01:45:38.000 Oh, wow.

01:45:39.000 That's L. I hope you give him some like fire dome or something for that. 0.99

01:45:43.000 Goddamn, bro. 0.99

01:45:44.000 That's a terrible drive, bro. 0.99

01:45:45.000 Even then.

01:45:46.000 I've made that drive before many times. 0.99

01:45:47.000 It's fucking terrible. 0.99

01:45:48.000 No, she was like, oh, thank you. 0.99

01:45:50.000 All right.

01:45:51.000 Good night, baby.

01:45:55.000 What was the reward for that?

01:45:56.000 You gotta tell us.

01:45:56.000 What was the reward for that?

01:45:58.000 Nothing.

01:45:59.000 I know, I know.

01:46:00.000 He drove home?

01:46:00.000 I know.

01:46:01.000 He drove home.

01:46:01.000 Yeah, he drove home.

01:46:02.000 Wait, was this after y'all broke up?

01:46:03.000 This is after he broke up, yes. 0.99

01:46:06.000 Not even a blowjob? 0.99

01:46:09.000 Nothing. 1.00

01:46:09.000 He got nothing. 1.00

01:46:13.000 Not even a kiss on the cheek?

01:46:15.000 Nothing.

01:46:15.000 Maybe a hug.

01:46:16.000 I mean, like, I gave him a hug, but I don't really count it as anything.

01:46:20.000 I barely hug, bro.

01:46:21.000 What?

01:46:22.000 Did you pay him?

01:46:22.000 Hell no, she didn't.

01:46:23.000 No, I didn't.

01:46:24.000 She gave him a little side hug.

01:46:26.000 With the one arm. 0.95

01:46:28.000 You didn't get a hooker? 1.00

01:46:30.000 Like, come on! 1.00

01:46:31.000 A hooker. 1.00

01:46:31.000 I didn't think about it. 1.00

01:46:33.000 I'm sorry.

01:46:34.000 Myron, what?

01:46:35.000 You didn't think about it.

01:46:35.000 What about kiss at least?

01:46:36.000 Wait, Myron, a hook?

01:46:37.000 What?

01:46:37.000 He literally got nothing from having me my keys.

01:46:40.000 I'm trying to think of something.

01:46:40.000 I'm trying to think of something from having me my keys.

01:46:40.000 I'm trying to think of something.

01:46:41.000 I'm trying to think of something from having me my keys.

01:46:44.000 I'm trying to think of something from having me my keys.

01:46:47.000 I'm trying to think of something from having me my keys.

01:46:51.000 I'm trying to think of something from having me my keys.

01:46:52.000 I'm trying to think of something from having me my keys.

01:46:53.000 I'm trying to think of something from having me my keys.

01:46:55.000 I'm trying to Back and forth is at least like six to eight hours.

01:47:11.000 At least give me a hand job, bro. 1.00

01:47:13.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:47:14.000 I think it was like a it was around a six hour drive. 1.00

01:47:18.000 No, fuck that shit, bro. 1.00

01:47:19.000 Virginia's a big-ass state, bro. 1.00

01:47:20.000 And North Carolina is, too. 0.95

01:47:22.000 Some of the worst states to drive through.

01:47:23.000 I live, like, on the border of North Carolina.

01:47:25.000 Don't try that.

01:47:26.000 Come on, man. 1.00

01:47:27.000 You bullshit, bro. 1.00

01:47:28.000 You better go drive from all the way over there. 1.00

01:47:29.000 Yo, man.

01:47:30.000 She wouldn't make the ex-husband do that, though.

01:47:32.000 Hell no, bro. 1.00

01:47:33.000 He'd be like, fuck no. 1.00

01:47:34.000 That's sad, bro. 1.00

01:47:35.000 Yeah, well, it is what it is.

01:47:37.000 Okay.

01:47:37.000 Well, you win some, you lose some, right?

01:47:38.000 In this case, that's a big lose some.

01:47:42.000 Okay.

01:47:42.000 Next question, ladies, is...

01:47:44.000 This is crazy shit, man. 1.00

01:47:47.000 Okay. 1.00

01:47:48.000 Do you think guys like that will eventually, finally get the girl?

01:47:54.000 Well, he kind of got you and then lost you.

01:47:57.000 In your situation, do you think guys that play the game will eventually finally get the girl?

01:48:01.000 No, and I feel like they become, like, they want revenge from that later on.

01:48:06.000 They become jaded.

01:48:06.000 Yeah, because they're gonna spend all this time, like, they trying to be strategic and plan and plan and do stuff, but it's just not happening.

01:48:14.000 So I feel like they start, want to get revenge or something.

01:48:18.000 So you don't think you kind of, like, enabling this would be a bad thing?

01:48:23.000 Would you like to long it to happen?

01:48:26.000 Um... 0.97

01:48:27.000 Yes, nigga. 1.00

01:48:27.000 It would be. 1.00

01:48:29.000 What about you?

01:48:30.000 What about you?

01:48:31.000 Do you think a guy will eventually finally get the girl?

01:48:36.000 Eventually, depending on the man, the consistency.

01:48:41.000 Is it worth it at that point? 0.99

01:48:43.000 Probably fucking not. 1.00

01:48:45.000 You said fucking not? 1.00

01:48:46.000 Yeah, probably not. 0.99

01:48:47.000 And I'm going to tell you why.

01:48:48.000 Because nine times out of ten, when you chase a girl for so long and then you get with them, it's like you realize she's aggravating itself.

01:48:55.000 This is where niggas left her. 1.00

01:48:56.000 Priorities ain't together.

01:48:58.000 Needy as hell.

01:49:00.000 It's like raising another child.

01:49:01.000 It's like having a daddy's little princess, for real, for real. 1.00

01:49:05.000 Damn. 0.99

01:49:05.000 It's just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 0.99

01:49:07.000 Nothing to bring to the table.

01:49:10.000 At least you know.

01:49:10.000 Have you been friendzone before?

01:49:12.000 Huh?

01:49:12.000 Have you made it up to friendzone?

01:49:14.000 Do you realize this shit? 1.00

01:49:14.000 Like, how do you know this? 1.00

01:49:16.000 Have I been friendzone?

01:49:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:49:18.000 Fuck no. 1.00

01:49:18.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:49:19.000 Well, I'm just saying.

01:49:20.000 Do you watch the podcast?

01:49:21.000 No.

01:49:22.000 Interesting.

01:49:23.000 Alright, what about you?

01:49:24.000 What do you think?

01:49:24.000 Do you think the guy will finally get the girl?

01:49:29.000 Um...

01:49:29.000 What do you mean by that?

01:49:31.000 If he pursues long enough, do you think he'll eventually get the girl?

01:49:34.000 Do you think your best friend gonna...

01:49:35.000 If he keeps on...

01:49:36.000 That don't make sense.

01:49:37.000 Like, no.

01:49:38.000 Like, that...

01:49:39.000 Oh, because that's your dog. 1.00

01:49:41.000 Yeah, that don't make sense, shit. 1.00

01:49:43.000 If he can't get her, like... 1.00

01:49:44.000 Right then and there like if you don't tell a bitch how he feel I just feel like it's pointless like you're a pussy and Bitch you need to go with somebody that deserves you because I don't you don't deserve me Because why you don't tell me how you feel or how you don't tell the bitch how you feel I don't understand men who have alterative motives That's why I don't like and that's what most men who want to be a best friend have is an alterative motive All right, 1.00

01:50:09.000 what about you American Columbian? 1.00

01:50:12.000 Will they finally get the girl, in your opinion?

01:50:16.000 I don't know.

01:50:17.000 I'm like 50-50.

01:50:19.000 Is it worth it?

01:50:19.000 In the 50-50, they do get the girl.

01:50:21.000 In your opinion, do you think it's worth it?

01:50:24.000 Probably not.

01:50:25.000 Okay, why do you say no?

01:50:29.000 I don't know.

01:50:29.000 I just don't think it'll work out in the long run.

01:50:33.000 Okay.

01:50:34.000 What about you, Miss Columbia?

01:50:35.000 Do you think the guy will finally get the girl if he pursues long enough?

01:50:41.000 Translate?

01:50:43.000 It's fine, just say it into the mic and the audience can hear it too.

01:50:47.000 Some dudes would love to hear the Spanish.

01:50:50.000 Tell me more.

01:51:03.000 Dime.

01:51:04.000 Yeah, I know the chat's gonna like that.

01:51:07.000 Yeah.

01:51:07.000 You think it's worth it?

01:51:08.000 Yeah.

01:51:09.000 Why?

01:51:10.000 Por qué?

01:51:11.000 I heard it before, like...

01:51:13.000 Okay, because so...

01:51:16.000 Why is this bad, like...

01:51:17.000 For the guy to wait?

01:51:19.000 To keep going?

01:51:20.000 Yeah.

01:51:20.000 Did you explain it right, Miss American Columbiana?

01:51:23.000 I don't know if she's really good.

01:51:27.000 No, I'm asking, like, why is it worth it for them to pursue when they're friends all of them?

01:51:32.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:51:35.000 Okay, no, no, no, no.

01:51:37.000 Not worth it?

01:51:38.000 No, no, no.

01:51:39.000 Okay, I didn't understand.

01:51:40.000 No, not worth it.

01:51:41.000 Okay, why do you think it's not worth it then?

01:51:44.000 Okay.

01:51:44.000 Because I don't want the same thing.

01:51:46.000 Oh.

01:51:47.000 All right.

01:51:48.000 Okay.

01:51:48.000 What about you, Miss Peruna?

01:51:50.000 I'll go to you the next.

01:51:51.000 Do you think a guy can ever make it out and get the girl, finally get the girl?

01:51:57.000 No.

01:51:57.000 No?

01:51:58.000 You don't think so?

01:51:59.000 No.

01:52:00.000 Why not?

01:52:01.000 Because if that girl doesn't like the man, it's not going to work. 0.99

01:52:06.000 Right?

01:52:06.000 Even if he give it many gifts and good dates and everything.

01:52:10.000 If you don't like it, you're ugly, you don't like it, okay.

01:52:13.000 Alright, what about you? 0.94

01:52:14.000 What do you think?

01:52:15.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:52:16.000 It's not going to work out. 0.98

01:52:17.000 Damn, is that every girl said no, it's not worth it? 0.98

01:52:20.000 Pretty much. 0.99

01:52:22.000 Is this a first?

01:52:23.000 Very based.

01:52:25.000 He's going to steal your friend.

01:52:27.000 I mean, it's your friend.

01:52:29.000 That's why I don't have friends, because...

01:52:31.000 I mean...

01:52:33.000 Wow.

01:52:34.000 Okay.

01:52:35.000 I'll give my take on this.

01:52:36.000 I'll read some of these chats, and then...

01:52:38.000 Oh, you know what?

01:52:39.000 Go ahead, Mo.

01:52:40.000 Yeah, read the ad, because we'll wait for one of the girls to get back on the panel. 1.00

01:52:42.000 Go ahead.

01:52:43.000 We got a quick message from the sponsors, guys, and then I'm going to give my take on this, because I have something I want to say here to the ladies. 0.99

01:52:50.000 Go ahead.

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01:54:27.000 He's doing a pretty good job, man.

01:54:28.000 Yeah, these comments are hilarious.

01:54:29.000 All right, so guys, we're going to switch on over to Castle Club here.

01:54:32.000 I want to give my take on it, you know, so we're going to switch on over to Castle Club.

01:54:36.000 Guys, come on over to CastleClub.tv, man.

01:54:38.000 Hey, we got to keep the lights on, as you guys know.

01:54:40.000 You know, some people are going to be a chore, bro.

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Fresh & Fit - August 15, 2024

Should Men EVER Accept The Friendzone Debate?

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