Fresh & Fit - We Had A Sandwich Making Contest & THIS Happened...

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00:01:28.000 What's up, guys?

00:01:29.000 Welcome to Fresh Your Podcast.

00:01:30.000 After hours, this is your man.

00:01:30.000 We got a bunch of lovely ladies in the house.

00:01:32.000 Let's get into it.

00:01:35.000 Let's get into it.

00:01:50.000 Nobody cares, bro.

00:01:54.000 Get out.

00:02:04.000 Yo, put your shoes on outside.

00:02:06.000 You don't got to put them on in here.

00:02:15.000 Hey, what's up guys?

00:02:24.000 How y'all doing?

00:02:24.000 I hope you guys liked that new intro.

00:02:29.000 Yeah, I think we're going to make like one more edit because Chris is a bum and he doesn't like something in there.

00:02:34.000 But other than that, we're going to, you know, fine tune it, make it a little bit better.

00:02:37.000 But it's pretty damn good, man.

00:02:38.000 Hope you guys enjoyed it.

00:02:39.000 Was a perfect fresh.

00:02:41.000 What?

00:02:42.000 I said, why is it perfect fresh?

00:02:42.000 What?

00:02:44.000 Because it is.

00:02:46.000 Minus your smudge on your hoodie.

00:02:47.000 I don't know what the issue was, but we played it.

00:02:50.000 Hope you guys like that one, man.

00:02:50.000 Yeah, man.

00:02:52.000 We've been recording it for a bit now.

00:02:54.000 Okay, quick announcements.

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00:03:57.000 It's talking shit. 1.00

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00:04:23.000 Yes, your network is your net worth, okay, guys?

00:04:26.000 So, Chris?

00:04:27.000 Yes.

00:04:29.000 Guys, we got eight girls on the panel, seven new girls. 1.00

00:04:31.000 Yay! 0.99

00:04:32.000 Good job, Chris.

00:04:34.000 So, you know, but, guys, I recommend do not check some of these girls' IGs if your girlfriend's around. 0.98

00:04:41.000 Don't do it.

00:04:43.000 Other than that, yeah, don't do it.

00:04:45.000 No, don't do it.

00:04:45.000 Oh, really?

00:04:47.000 Other than that, Aaron C. Parkson on IG. Make it happen.

00:04:51.000 Good job, Chris.

00:04:51.000 Mike, what happened, Chris?

00:04:52.000 The girls.

00:04:53.000 Oh.

00:04:54.000 Well, they got to hit you to make it happen, right?

00:04:55.000 Send me a DM. There you go.

00:04:56.000 Good job, Chris.

00:04:57.000 Yeah, thanks, Chris.

00:04:58.000 Forgetting your own lines, man.

00:04:58.000 There you go.

00:05:00.000 All right.

00:05:01.000 All right.

00:05:01.000 Without further ado, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age.

00:05:05.000 We do for a living.

00:05:06.000 Dating status.

00:05:07.000 If you want to, of course.

00:05:08.000 Your body count.

00:05:09.000 We're going to start right here.

00:05:10.000 Welcome to the show.

00:05:11.000 Okay.

00:05:12.000 My name is Venus.

00:05:13.000 Okay.

00:05:14.000 I'm 20 years old.

00:05:15.000 Where are you from?

00:05:16.000 I'm from Kentucky originally.

00:05:18.000 What part of Kentucky?

00:05:19.000 Like a really, really small town.

00:05:21.000 Okay.

00:05:22.000 And then what do you do for work? 0.98

00:05:24.000 I do studio porn and OnlyFans. 1.00

00:05:26.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:05:27.000 You're like a legit, like, full-on... 1.00

00:05:28.000 I told you.

00:05:32.000 Chris, know what he's doing, bro.

00:05:35.000 What's next to me, bro?

00:05:37.000 Like, you're, like, on the actual, like, websites?

00:05:40.000 Like, you're, like, on the main...

00:05:41.000 Okay, so not just OnlyFans, like, you're, like...

00:05:43.000 Okay.

00:05:44.000 What's your core name?

00:05:46.000 Venus Vixen.

00:05:47.000 Okay.

00:05:48.000 And your body count?

00:05:49.000 Uh, if I had a guess, like, probably in the, like...

00:05:52.000 It's over nine thousand!

00:05:54.000 This dude, man.

00:05:56.000 He doesn't want to use that sound effect.

00:05:58.000 We did a show earlier on What Not To Do.

00:06:01.000 Yeah, we just literally said how to avoid porn addiction.

00:06:04.000 We were literally just an episode. 1.00

00:06:07.000 Chris, what the fuck, man? 0.99

00:06:09.000 Hey, I made it happen, man. 1.00

00:06:11.000 Guys, after this, for rehab, go watch the episode, okay?

00:06:14.000 Save your soul.

00:06:16.000 Okay.

00:06:16.000 Sorry, you were saying, what was the number?

00:06:18.000 Did you want to say it?

00:06:19.000 Like, mid-70s, if I had to guess.

00:06:23.000 Oh, that's not bad.

00:06:24.000 Stop the cat. 1.00

00:06:25.000 Stop the cat. 1.00

00:06:27.000 Alright, highest education level completed?

00:06:31.000 High school.

00:06:31.000 High school?

00:06:32.000 And then, what's your current relationship status?

00:06:32.000 Okay.

00:06:34.000 Single, boyfriend?

00:06:36.000 Single.

00:06:36.000 Okay.

00:06:37.000 And then, are your parents still together?

00:06:39.000 Um, no.

00:06:40.000 No?

00:06:40.000 Okay, when did they divorce?

00:06:41.000 When I was like really young, like three.

00:06:44.000 Okay.

00:06:45.000 So, um, and then you want to ask the birth control question too?

00:06:48.000 Are you on birth control?

00:06:49.000 Yes, I have an IUD. Smart.

00:06:52.000 Okay.

00:06:52.000 Makes sense.

00:06:53.000 Professional, for real.

00:06:54.000 Alright, what about you?

00:06:54.000 What's your name?

00:06:55.000 My name is Karla.

00:06:56.000 I'm 21 years old.

00:06:58.000 I'm from Paris, France.

00:07:00.000 Oui, oui.

00:07:01.000 Oui.

00:07:02.000 Je m'appelle Walter.

00:07:07.000 What do you do for it?

00:07:08.000 So I'm a student.

00:07:10.000 I study Master of Business Administration here in the United States, oriented marketing.

00:07:16.000 So you have your bachelor's degree, right?

00:07:18.000 Exactly.

00:07:18.000 In what?

00:07:19.000 In economic and mathematics.

00:07:20.000 Did you get it here or back in?

00:07:22.000 In Paris.

00:07:23.000 I graduated first from a French university and then I came here for my master's degree.

00:07:28.000 Okay.

00:07:28.000 Do you want to drop where you're going?

00:07:29.000 It's up to you.

00:07:30.000 Do you want to say where you go to school?

00:07:31.000 I go to private school, yeah.

00:07:33.000 I'm a PhD.

00:07:34.000 Okay, a private university, okay.

00:07:37.000 What's your relationship status?

00:07:38.000 I'm currently in a relationship three and a half years.

00:07:41.000 Alright, good job!

00:07:43.000 Let's go!

00:07:43.000 Is he French or is he from the United States?

00:07:46.000 So he's French but he's in the United States, yeah.

00:07:49.000 Does he watch the podcast?

00:07:51.000 No, I mean, I think I told him that I was making a podcast, but I don't know if he's watching or not, to be honest, so I don't know.

00:07:59.000 Are your parents still together?

00:08:01.000 Yes, my parents have been married, yeah.

00:08:03.000 For your whole life, 21?

00:08:05.000 Yeah, 23 years they've been married.

00:08:07.000 21, yeah.

00:08:08.000 Okay.

00:08:09.000 And then, are you on birth control?

00:08:11.000 No, I'm not.

00:08:12.000 Okay.

00:08:14.000 We're collecting stats from all the girls that we interview. 0.67

00:08:17.000 So, it's nothing personal.

00:08:18.000 Okay, what about you?

00:08:19.000 What's your name?

00:08:19.000 I'm Patti.

00:08:20.000 I'm 21 years old and I was born in Venezuela.

00:08:24.000 Okay.

00:08:24.000 Where'd you grow up?

00:08:25.000 I grew up a little bit in South Florida, a little bit in Houston, Texas, but I've been in Florida for about 10 years now.

00:08:33.000 Okay.

00:08:34.000 You said South Florida.

00:08:35.000 Are we talking Miami, Fort Lauderdale, West Palm Beach?

00:08:37.000 Boca Raton, Homestead.

00:08:39.000 Where'd you go to high school?

00:08:41.000 I went to Spanish River High School in Boca.

00:08:44.000 Okay.

00:08:44.000 Makes sense.

00:08:44.000 Okay.

00:08:45.000 What do you do with work?

00:08:46.000 I'm a content creator, so I do fashion, lifestyle, things like that.

00:08:51.000 Okay.

00:08:51.000 What's your primary platform that you're on?

00:08:53.000 Instagram and YouTube.

00:08:55.000 Okay, so you have a YouTube channel as well.

00:08:57.000 Yeah.

00:08:57.000 And it's like a lifestyle slash vlog channel, you said?

00:09:00.000 My YouTube is personal development completely.

00:09:02.000 My Instagram is fashion, lifestyle, beauty, vlog, style.

00:09:07.000 Okay, all right.

00:09:08.000 And then that's what you do for work.

00:09:11.000 What's your highest education level completed?

00:09:12.000 So I have my bachelor's in accounting.

00:09:15.000 I graduated this May.

00:09:16.000 Okay.

00:09:17.000 Are you going to go back and get your CPA or no?

00:09:18.000 No, I decided not to.

00:09:20.000 Okay.

00:09:21.000 Relationship status?

00:09:22.000 I'm in a relationship.

00:09:23.000 Okay, how long have you been together?

00:09:24.000 A year and a half-ish.

00:09:27.000 Alright, good job.

00:09:28.000 Yeah, thank you.

00:09:30.000 And then, are your parents still together?

00:09:32.000 No, they were never together.

00:09:34.000 Oh, never, okay.

00:09:35.000 Dating.

00:09:36.000 Okay.

00:09:37.000 And then, birth control?

00:09:39.000 No.

00:09:40.000 Okay, and then you said content creator.

00:09:42.000 Oh, where'd you get your bachelor's from in accounting?

00:09:44.000 Florida Atlantic University.

00:09:46.000 Okay.

00:09:47.000 And that's the one in Boca, if I'm not mistaken, right?

00:09:49.000 Not to be confused with FIU in Doral.

00:09:49.000 Yeah.

00:09:51.000 It's FAU. Right, it's FAU. FAU. Okay.

00:09:55.000 Cool.

00:09:55.000 All right.

00:09:56.000 What about you?

00:09:56.000 What's your name?

00:09:57.000 My name is Kat.

00:09:58.000 I'm 23.

00:09:59.000 Okay.

00:10:00.000 Where are you from?

00:10:00.000 I'm from Miami, and I live in the DMV area now.

00:10:04.000 That's a red flag.

00:10:05.000 Okay.

00:10:06.000 Miami? 1.00

00:10:06.000 Oh, shit, man. 1.00

00:10:07.000 So, okay. 1.00

00:10:08.000 That's interesting, because normally it's the other way around.

00:10:11.000 They're from the DMV, and they come here. 0.96

00:10:12.000 Why'd you go up north?

00:10:14.000 Because I finished my bachelor's, and I had some family there.

00:10:17.000 Okay.

00:10:18.000 What do you do for work?

00:10:19.000 Mental health and child welfare.

00:10:21.000 Okay.

00:10:21.000 You work for the state or?

00:10:22.000 No.

00:10:23.000 Private practice?

00:10:24.000 Private company, yeah.

00:10:25.000 Okay.

00:10:25.000 Are you like a therapist?

00:10:27.000 Yeah.

00:10:27.000 Okay.

00:10:28.000 And then what is your highest education level completed?

00:10:32.000 I'm halfway through my master's at LSU. Okay.

00:10:35.000 Where'd you do your undergrad at?

00:10:37.000 FIU. Okay.

00:10:38.000 FIU and then you're going to LSU, right?

00:10:40.000 Are you doing it like online?

00:10:41.000 Mm-hmm.

00:10:42.000 Okay.

00:10:42.000 All right.

00:10:43.000 Relationship status?

00:10:44.000 Single.

00:10:45.000 Okay.

00:10:46.000 And then are your parents still together?

00:10:49.000 No.

00:10:49.000 Okay.

00:10:50.000 Divorced or never?

00:10:51.000 No, they divorced when I was six.

00:10:54.000 Okay.

00:10:55.000 So for like 16 years, something like that.

00:10:58.000 Okay.

00:10:58.000 And then are you on birth control?

00:10:59.000 No.

00:11:00.000 Okay.

00:11:00.000 And then, okay, cool.

00:11:03.000 What about you?

00:11:04.000 What's your name?

00:11:05.000 My name is Perseus.

00:11:06.000 What?

00:11:07.000 Perseus?

00:11:08.000 Perseus, yeah.

00:11:09.000 Bless you.

00:11:09.000 Unique name.

00:11:10.000 Thank you.

00:11:11.000 It's like a Greek god.

00:11:14.000 Yeah, son of Zeus.

00:11:15.000 And me as three or four.

00:11:16.000 Okay.

00:11:18.000 That's like a math.

00:11:19.000 Alright, so Perseus.

00:11:20.000 Okay, how old are you?

00:11:21.000 I'm 24.

00:11:22.000 Okay, where are you originally from?

00:11:23.000 I'm from Arizona.

00:11:25.000 What part of AZ? Tucson.

00:11:27.000 Okay.

00:11:29.000 And then what were you saying?

00:11:30.000 What do you do for work?

00:11:31.000 I do OnlyFans and modeling.

00:11:34.000 Yeah, I told you.

00:11:36.000 Alright.

00:11:36.000 Highest education level completed?

00:11:38.000 I have a GED. Okay.

00:11:41.000 The good enough degree.

00:11:42.000 And then relationship status?

00:11:44.000 Thanks.

00:11:44.000 I'm single.

00:11:45.000 She belongs to the streets. 0.92

00:11:47.000 Do you live in Miami now or are you just visiting?

00:11:49.000 I live in Miami now.

00:11:50.000 I live in Fort Lauderdale.

00:11:53.000 I just moved here two months ago.

00:11:55.000 Why the red eyes though?

00:11:57.000 It's a whole aesthetic thing.

00:12:01.000 I live in a house full of boys and they do streaming on Kik and stuff.

00:12:05.000 Shout out Bandit Boys. 0.81

00:12:08.000 And they call me Demon Girl.

00:12:13.000 It's like how I just roll with it, you know?

00:12:15.000 Alright.

00:12:16.000 Fantastic.

00:12:17.000 Are your parents still together?

00:12:20.000 No, absolutely not.

00:12:21.000 Makes sense.

00:12:22.000 Absolutely not.

00:12:24.000 Why do you say, like, what?

00:12:28.000 They don't like each other or something, or what?

00:12:30.000 No, they're cool now.

00:12:32.000 They're cool with each other now.

00:12:33.000 It's just, like, my dad was super abusive and stuff.

00:12:37.000 Okay.

00:12:38.000 Are you cool with your dad?

00:12:40.000 No.

00:12:40.000 I mean, I don't hate him.

00:12:42.000 Okay.

00:12:42.000 You know, because we don't really have a relationship like that.

00:12:45.000 Are they divorced or they were never together?

00:12:47.000 No, they're divorced.

00:12:48.000 Okay.

00:12:48.000 They got married.

00:12:49.000 Okay.

00:12:49.000 Yeah.

00:12:50.000 And then, are you on birth control?

00:12:52.000 Yes.

00:12:53.000 Alright.

00:12:53.000 And your body count?

00:12:57.000 It's over 9,000!

00:12:59.000 Absolutely not.

00:13:00.000 It's 18, I swear.

00:13:02.000 I can show you all the names.

00:13:03.000 All the names.

00:13:04.000 I can call them all up right now.

00:13:06.000 You know what you do, guys.

00:13:08.000 You just multiply by three and divide by one.

00:13:10.000 Yeah.

00:13:11.000 That's the equation.

00:13:12.000 I would never lie.

00:13:12.000 Oh, sure.

00:13:13.000 All right, demon girl. 0.92

00:13:14.000 All right.

00:13:15.000 What about you?

00:13:16.000 What's your name?

00:13:16.000 My name is Isabella.

00:13:18.000 Okay.

00:13:19.000 How old are you, Isabella?

00:13:20.000 I'm 22.

00:13:21.000 Where are you from?

00:13:22.000 I'm from Miami, born and raised.

00:13:24.000 Red flag.

00:13:25.000 Cool.

00:13:25.000 What do you do for work?

00:13:27.000 I'm a paralegal at a law firm.

00:13:29.000 Okay.

00:13:33.000 What's your relationship status?

00:13:36.000 I am single but not ready to mingle.

00:13:40.000 Not ready to mingle, you said?

00:13:41.000 Not ready to mingle.

00:13:42.000 You are or not?

00:13:43.000 Not ready to mingle.

00:13:44.000 Who hurt you?

00:13:47.000 You don't want to know.

00:13:48.000 A lawyer?

00:13:49.000 No, not a lawyer.

00:13:52.000 Did you just get out of a relationship?

00:13:53.000 Is that why?

00:13:54.000 I just got out of a relationship.

00:13:55.000 Before that relationship, I have a kid.

00:13:58.000 So I was with his dad that cheated on me with my brother's wife.

00:14:03.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:14:04.000 Yeah.

00:14:04.000 That's deep.

00:14:05.000 Pause.

00:14:05.000 Your brother's wife?

00:14:07.000 Damn! 1.00

00:14:07.000 Yeah, my brother's wife. 1.00

00:14:08.000 How'd you find out?

00:14:09.000 My mom found out.

00:14:11.000 Obviously, I'm going to believe my mom, but yeah, that's how we found out.

00:14:15.000 All right.

00:14:16.000 Fantastic. 1.00

00:14:17.000 Damn. 0.99

00:14:18.000 What's your highest education level completed? 0.99

00:14:19.000 I am currently working through my bachelor's.

00:14:22.000 Okay.

00:14:22.000 And what are you majoring in?

00:14:24.000 Criminal justice.

00:14:25.000 I want to be an attorney.

00:14:26.000 Okay.

00:14:26.000 Do you want to drop where you're going to school?

00:14:28.000 I'm going to FIU. FIU? Yeah.

00:14:30.000 She want to put that nigga in jail. 1.00

00:14:33.000 She's like, yo, I'm tired of your bullcrap, man. 1.00

00:14:36.000 I'm about to put you in jail, nigga. 1.00

00:14:37.000 Okay. 0.99

00:14:38.000 And then, are your parents still together?

00:14:40.000 Yes, they are.

00:14:41.000 Okay.

00:14:42.000 How long?

00:14:42.000 They've been married for almost 40 years now.

00:14:44.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:14:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:46.000 Okay.

00:14:46.000 And then, all right.

00:14:47.000 And then, are you on birth control?

00:14:48.000 Yes.

00:14:49.000 Okay.

00:14:50.000 Too late now.

00:14:53.000 Come on.

00:14:54.000 Come on.

00:14:55.000 Come on.

00:15:02.000 How many kids you got?

00:15:04.000 Just one and I'm good.

00:15:06.000 Done after that one?

00:15:07.000 You should get on birth control for sure. 1.00

00:15:09.000 If you only want one.

00:15:11.000 She only wants one. 0.99

00:15:12.000 I'm good.

00:15:13.000 I'm just curious what's going through your head when you found out he cheated with your...

00:15:20.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:15:22.000 That's crazy.

00:15:23.000 There was a lot of things going on through my head.

00:15:25.000 My first thought was to abort, which I'm glad I didn't.

00:15:28.000 I kept the baby, and he's my biggest blessing. 1.00

00:15:31.000 And then my other thought was to go and kill two people.

00:15:35.000 But I had another human being to think about, so that stopped me. 0.99

00:15:39.000 So it was your brother's wife?

00:15:41.000 My brother's wife.

00:15:42.000 They're now divorced recently.

00:15:44.000 Of course.

00:15:45.000 But he did stop talking to the family for two years because he didn't believe my mom.

00:15:51.000 But we're good, brother.

00:15:52.000 That's some, like...

00:15:53.000 I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't. 1.00

00:15:55.000 That's some, like, Cuban divorce type shit. 0.99

00:15:58.000 Yeah, okay. 1.00

00:15:59.000 I knew it, bro. 1.00

00:16:01.000 In Miami, the Cuban divorce shit's real. 1.00

00:16:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:03.000 Just saying. 1.00

00:16:04.000 All right.

00:16:04.000 Don't play.

00:16:05.000 What about you?

00:16:06.000 What's your name?

00:16:06.000 My name is Lauren.

00:16:09.000 Are you sure your name is Lauren?

00:16:16.000 No, my name is Lauren.

00:16:18.000 How old are you?

00:16:22.000 I am 21.

00:16:24.000 Where are you from?

00:16:24.000 I'm from Miramar.

00:16:26.000 That's another red flag by the way.

00:16:29.000 That's where Millie killed his friends, bro.

00:16:32.000 Wait, East or West Miramar?

00:16:34.000 West.

00:16:36.000 Alright, so what do you do for work?

00:16:41.000 I'm a server at a restaurant right now.

00:16:43.000 Okay.

00:16:44.000 Do you want to say where you serve?

00:16:46.000 It's up to you, you don't have to.

00:16:47.000 Island Gypsy in Naples, Florida. 0.99

00:16:50.000 Damn, Naples? 0.99

00:16:51.000 You drive all the way over there? 1.00

00:16:53.000 The college that I go to is Florida Gulf Coast.

00:16:56.000 Okay.

00:16:57.000 Alright.

00:16:58.000 I was about to say, Naples is on the other side of the state, bro.

00:17:00.000 It's like a three-hour drive.

00:17:01.000 No, not even.

00:17:02.000 It's an hour and a half.

00:17:04.000 Do you even speed it?

00:17:05.000 Oh, well, if you speed, it could be an hour.

00:17:08.000 Did you go to Everglades?

00:17:10.000 I'm zoned for Everglades, but I went to Nova High.

00:17:13.000 Like Nova.

00:17:14.000 Okay.

00:17:15.000 Alright, so you're a server, and you said you're in college right now, right?

00:17:19.000 Yeah.

00:17:19.000 What do you major in?

00:17:21.000 Communications.

00:17:22.000 Let's cap.

00:17:24.000 Actually, no, it's not Cap.

00:17:25.000 I have my meeting to switch back to communications, but I'm entrepreneurship right now, but I don't even consider myself entrepreneurship.

00:17:34.000 Are you high right now?

00:17:36.000 No, I wish.

00:17:37.000 Who else here smokes weed?

00:17:45.000 What's your relationship status?

00:17:47.000 I'm in a relationship.

00:17:49.000 How long have y'all been together?

00:17:50.000 Six days.

00:17:59.000 Well, not even a week.

00:18:02.000 Is it a boy or a girl?

00:18:05.000 It's with a boy.

00:18:06.000 Okay.

00:18:07.000 Okay.

00:18:08.000 A question for you.

00:18:09.000 Okay, so six days.

00:18:10.000 How did it come about?

00:18:12.000 Did he ask you?

00:18:13.000 How did y'all meet and then how did this happen so quickly?

00:18:16.000 How did we meet?

00:18:17.000 We met online.

00:18:19.000 We met online.

00:18:19.000 And at first...

00:18:20.000 A dating app?

00:18:21.000 No, no.

00:18:22.000 How?

00:18:23.000 Instagram?

00:18:24.000 Like, super weird.

00:18:25.000 I got hacked.

00:18:26.000 And unfortunately, like, so many people, like, you know when you get hacked and, like, people are like, oh, yo, like, look at this, like, whatever?

00:18:33.000 No.

00:18:33.000 Like, on YouTube and stuff?

00:18:34.000 I don't know.

00:18:34.000 What got hacked?

00:18:35.000 Like, my notes app.

00:18:37.000 Your notes?

00:18:38.000 And, like, people were airdropping it.

00:18:39.000 Like, it was this whole thing.

00:18:41.000 What the?

00:18:42.000 Yeah.

00:18:42.000 And he literally had, like, one of his friends come up to me and, like, be like, oh, like, I don't want what you're selling.

00:18:49.000 Like, and I was like, maybe I actually like you.

00:18:52.000 And, like, it took an entire time.

00:18:55.000 For real, I'm not lying.

00:18:57.000 And it's so weird.

00:18:59.000 It's really weird.

00:19:00.000 But we've only been together for six days.

00:19:03.000 But we've been back and forth, you know, because he was like, oh, I don't want what you're selling.

00:19:08.000 I don't want you.

00:19:10.000 This whole thing, and I was like, you're gonna want me.

00:19:12.000 Trust me.

00:19:13.000 And he was like, I don't want you.

00:19:15.000 And then he had someone...

00:19:17.000 And then finally last week, he was like, oh no, I actually do want you now.

00:19:22.000 But I was like, you know, like, I called it, like, you know, like, but I shot my shot first.

00:19:27.000 Wait, hold on.

00:19:28.000 Did you actually name a person?

00:19:31.000 Yeah, he's a real person.

00:19:33.000 No, but did you name a person yet?

00:19:35.000 Oh, no, I've never met him before. 0.99

00:19:37.000 Nigga! 1.00

00:19:41.000 It's like a pen pal.

00:19:44.000 He's basically like my pen pal boyfriend, but it works out for me really well.

00:19:49.000 And as weird as that sounds, like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:19:52.000 Okay, okay.

00:19:53.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:19:54.000 I'm really trying to understand.

00:19:56.000 I really am trying to understand this.

00:19:59.000 So, let me get this straight.

00:20:00.000 He doesn't live in Florida.

00:20:02.000 You have an iPhone, I'm guessing?

00:20:03.000 Yeah, I have an iPhone.

00:20:04.000 And then someone hacked your Notes app on your iPhone?

00:20:07.000 Which is crazy.

00:20:07.000 Unfortunately, yes.

00:20:08.000 Now, what was on that Notes app that...

00:20:11.000 Like, everything that shouldn't have been there was there.

00:20:14.000 What? 1.00

00:20:19.000 I put a lot of pictures on my ass. 1.00

00:20:25.000 You had spicy photos of yourself in there. 1.00

00:20:34.000 Yeah.

00:20:35.000 And then he, someone hacked it and then he told you, I have a hold of these photos, but I'm not buying what you're selling?

00:20:41.000 Yeah, basically he was like, I just don't want you, like I don't want to be involved with you, like the whole like...

00:20:47.000 How do you communicate with you?

00:20:49.000 If I had a girlfriend like her and like, you know, like you shot your shot at me and I was like...

00:20:54.000 No, but how did he talk to you if you guys never met in person?

00:20:57.000 Oh, I text him all the time.

00:20:58.000 Like, we FaceTime.

00:20:59.000 How do you get your phone number?

00:21:00.000 Oh, I have...

00:21:01.000 He texted me.

00:21:03.000 On Instagram, he DMs me.

00:21:05.000 He DMs me, and what's crazy is at the time, I was with another guy, and he DMs me, and it was a random account, and he was like, yo.

00:21:11.000 I'm so lost.

00:21:12.000 I gotta tell you.

00:21:13.000 I already lost.

00:21:14.000 I'll tell you how I met him.

00:21:15.000 You wanna know how I met him?

00:21:16.000 Yes.

00:21:17.000 Okay.

00:21:17.000 You never met him.

00:21:20.000 This is, like, my online mans, but, like, we're still committed.

00:21:23.000 Yeah, I'm committed.

00:21:24.000 Yo.

00:21:25.000 Yo.

00:21:31.000 And like it was really I appreciate it now looking back at it because I was with the whole guy and like he DM'd me and was like hey like I just want to let you know he's cheating on you like that ain't your baby.

00:21:41.000 How does he know?

00:21:43.000 Yo what's going on man? 1.00

00:21:45.000 I'm lost as fuck. 1.00

00:21:46.000 Yeah, no, and he for real cheated on me. 1.00

00:21:49.000 And like, I asked him about it.

00:21:50.000 I was like, did you cheat on me?

00:21:51.000 And he was like, yeah, I cheated on you.

00:21:54.000 Like, she was bigger. 1.00

00:21:55.000 And I was like, I hope she had a fucking fat ass. 1.00

00:21:58.000 And then that's how I ended up with my boyfriend now. 1.00

00:22:00.000 Because he told me my ex-mans cheated on me.

00:22:03.000 Oh, okay.

00:22:04.000 Did he hack your phone?

00:22:07.000 No.

00:22:08.000 That doesn't make sense at all.

00:22:10.000 If what you're saying is true, you need some help.

00:22:15.000 That doesn't make any sense, that story.

00:22:17.000 You're making me dyslexic though.

00:22:19.000 I'm dyslexic though.

00:22:21.000 Let me make sure I have this right, and then I'm gonna move on.

00:22:24.000 So, your notes got hacked, you had spicy photos of yourself in there.

00:22:28.000 The guy sent you a DM randomly saying, hey, I got your notes, and then said, I'm not buying what you're selling, and then you guys got in a relationship.

00:22:36.000 No, no, no.

00:22:37.000 First he was like, oh, I just, you know, I want to be, like, helpful.

00:22:40.000 Like, your man's just cheating on you, like, the whole shebang. 1.00

00:22:43.000 And then he was like, nah, like, I don't even want you either, but I just wanted to let you know he was cheating.

00:22:48.000 And now here we are, like, eight months later dating.

00:22:58.000 So you guys talk to each other for months and then now you're with him.

00:23:02.000 Yeah, yeah, cuz like that's like a friend thing cheating on you and like someone reached out together Yes, they are um 20 years Okay.

00:23:14.000 And then are you on birth control?

00:23:15.000 No.

00:23:16.000 Okay.

00:23:17.000 This is scary, bro.

00:23:19.000 Wow!

00:23:22.000 What's your name?

00:23:23.000 My name is Aliette.

00:23:24.000 Welcome back.

00:23:25.000 Thank you.

00:23:26.000 Aliette, you said, right?

00:23:27.000 Yes.

00:23:27.000 How old are you?

00:23:28.000 20.

00:23:29.000 Okay, where are you from?

00:23:30.000 Here.

00:23:31.000 Miami, Florida.

00:23:32.000 What do you do for work?

00:23:33.000 Uh, I work at a medical spa as a receptionist.

00:23:37.000 I'm a college student.

00:23:38.000 Medical?

00:23:39.000 Yes.

00:23:41.000 Facials.

00:23:42.000 And lasers.

00:23:42.000 Facials?

00:23:43.000 And body massage.

00:23:45.000 Okay.

00:23:48.000 What's your highest education level completed?

00:23:50.000 Wait, I'm not done.

00:23:51.000 I work at...

00:23:52.000 Wait, you asked me for my school?

00:23:54.000 Okay, so you work in a med spa, you're a student, you do massages.

00:23:58.000 I'm a student.

00:23:59.000 I'm in my last year getting my associates in science.

00:24:01.000 I'm going to nursing school.

00:24:03.000 What else am I doing?

00:24:06.000 I'm trying to become a lash tech also.

00:24:10.000 Okay.

00:24:10.000 Are your parents still together?

00:24:12.000 No.

00:24:13.000 Okay, what's your relationship status?

00:24:14.000 I'm single.

00:24:15.000 I've been separated three months already.

00:24:19.000 Three months, okay.

00:24:20.000 Okay, and then you say separated as if you guys were married or something.

00:24:24.000 Oh, we were living together.

00:24:25.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:26.000 Who broke up with who?

00:24:28.000 He sent me to court.

00:24:30.000 For what?

00:24:31.000 For what?

00:24:33.000 He was trying to put a restraining order on me.

00:24:35.000 What'd you do?

00:24:36.000 For what?

00:24:37.000 He said I hit him, but I didn't hit him.

00:24:40.000 And if I did, I slapped him because he cheated on me.

00:24:46.000 He went to court and he didn't even, like, he's undocumented.

00:24:50.000 He doesn't have his residence, so he was just trying to get his papers out of me.

00:24:56.000 He was trying to put a restraining order on me.

00:24:58.000 Did you not hear what you said?

00:24:59.000 Like, he said I hit him.

00:25:01.000 I didn't hit him, but I did slap him.

00:25:03.000 Yeah.

00:25:06.000 What?

00:25:07.000 He's undocumented also.

00:25:09.000 That doesn't change anything.

00:25:11.000 Anyways, he cheated on me.

00:25:14.000 He needs a good whooping.

00:25:16.000 What?

00:25:17.000 He needs a good whooping.

00:25:19.000 Could you imagine if it goes the other way around?

00:25:22.000 Yeah, I'm with this chick, bro.

00:25:23.000 I hit her, but I didn't hit her. 0.94

00:25:25.000 I slapped her. 0.98

00:25:25.000 She's undocumented. 0.98

00:25:27.000 She's not supposed to be here.

00:25:29.000 He was trying to get his papers out of me.

00:25:35.000 So anyways, the judge, he paid for her to open the case or whatever. 0.98

00:25:40.000 And then the judge was like, you know, he has no proof, so he lost the case.

00:25:45.000 So I didn't get a restraining order.

00:25:46.000 But he was trying to put a restraining order on me.

00:25:48.000 Basically.

00:25:49.000 But not because I'm violent or anything.

00:25:51.000 Just that he's...

00:25:55.000 How did you find out he was cheating?

00:25:57.000 Because it was 3 in the morning.

00:25:58.000 He came.

00:25:59.000 He said he was at his brother's house.

00:26:01.000 And then I was just acting like if I was sleeping. 1.00

00:26:04.000 He thinks I was really stupid. 0.97

00:26:05.000 And I grabbed his phone that I bought. 0.99

00:26:08.000 I mean, I bought his phone.

00:26:10.000 And then I was just looking through and everything.

00:26:13.000 And I told him, learn how to cheat next.

00:26:16.000 So I grabbed a stick, and I was about it.

00:26:20.000 But I was really overheated.

00:26:26.000 I was super upset.

00:26:28.000 I was gonna hit his car.

00:26:31.000 I was really upset, but I didn't hit his car.

00:26:35.000 I was super overheated.

00:26:36.000 You also need some help as well. 1.00

00:26:38.000 God damn! 0.99

00:26:39.000 And then nothing, like, whatever. 1.00

00:26:42.000 We broke up, and then he's like, he went to court, and then he lost his case.

00:26:46.000 That nigga was scared, bro. 1.00

00:26:48.000 Are your parents still together? 0.96

00:26:50.000 No.

00:26:51.000 My dad got deported many years ago.

00:26:54.000 Are you Cuban too?

00:26:55.000 Cuban Venezuelan.

00:26:56.000 There you go.

00:26:57.000 Are you on birth control?

00:26:59.000 Yes.

00:26:59.000 No.

00:27:00.000 I'm not having any intimacy right now.

00:27:04.000 No, that's true.

00:27:06.000 Like, I'm not.

00:27:06.000 Get some help.

00:27:07.000 Alright, when's the last time you got laid?

00:27:09.000 Oh, like since I left my ex.

00:27:11.000 When was that?

00:27:12.000 Like I said, three months ago.

00:27:14.000 That's bad, bro.

00:27:15.000 Yo.

00:27:16.000 Okay.

00:27:16.000 We can ask, when's the last time you got laid?

00:27:19.000 Pen pal.

00:27:20.000 Pen pal, girl.

00:27:21.000 Last time you got laid?

00:27:22.000 Too long ago.

00:27:24.000 How long?

00:27:24.000 How long was too long ago?

00:27:27.000 A while ago, before we started dating.

00:27:30.000 So, nine months ago?

00:27:31.000 No.

00:27:32.000 We've only been dating for a week.

00:27:35.000 So, I don't kiss and tell.

00:27:37.000 I don't kiss and tell.

00:27:38.000 Wait, so you've been dating for eight months?

00:27:40.000 We're asking, when's the last time you hooked up with somebody? 0.50

00:27:42.000 You had sex? 0.99

00:27:43.000 Like, had sex? 0.99

00:27:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:45.000 Animal?

00:27:45.000 Man?

00:27:46.000 Woman? 0.96

00:27:46.000 Um, maybe... 0.96

00:27:47.000 Maybe last...

00:27:50.000 Nah.

00:27:51.000 Last night?

00:27:52.000 Nah, I wish, but nah.

00:27:53.000 Yeah.

00:27:55.000 Maybe a couple months ago.

00:27:58.000 A couple months ago.

00:28:02.000 Yesterday.

00:28:03.000 Don't lie.

00:28:03.000 Like a week ago.

00:28:05.000 It wasn't with the ex, right?

00:28:10.000 No.

00:28:11.000 Hell no.

00:28:12.000 It was her with her casi algo.

00:28:13.000 Yeah, that's why I'm not ready to mingle.

00:28:15.000 I have a casi algo.

00:28:16.000 She has a casi algo.

00:28:17.000 What the hell is a casi algo?

00:28:18.000 Casi algo is almost something.

00:28:20.000 In Spanish, it's almost something.

00:28:22.000 Someone you're getting to know.

00:28:24.000 Someone you're getting to know.

00:28:25.000 All right.

00:28:26.000 Stop capping.

00:28:27.000 You know you're about to be with that boy.

00:28:29.000 You know you're about to be with him. 1.00

00:28:30.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:28:31.000 Okay. 1.00

00:28:31.000 What about you? 1.00

00:28:35.000 When's the last time you had sex? 0.68

00:28:37.000 It was like two weeks ago.

00:28:39.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:39.000 She mine, bro.

00:28:41.000 Alright, what about you?

00:28:42.000 A little over a week ago.

00:28:44.000 A week ago?

00:28:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:46.000 Nah, I don't believe that shit either. 0.99

00:28:48.000 How long have you been in Miami? 1.00

00:28:49.000 I have a video.

00:28:50.000 A week.

00:28:51.000 So you haven't hoped that by anyone since you left the DMV? You sold it?

00:28:54.000 You got a lot of money?

00:28:56.000 Yeah.

00:28:56.000 Wait, you made a video?

00:28:58.000 You got a lot of money?

00:28:59.000 Question!

00:29:00.000 The guys in the house, they be smashing, right?

00:29:03.000 No, not all of them.

00:29:06.000 No, you, I mean.

00:29:07.000 Oh, me?

00:29:08.000 No, like, not all of them.

00:29:10.000 Oh, some of them. 0.99

00:29:10.000 It's because one of them is a porn star, so I naturally made a sex tape, because I didn't have a sex tape. 0.99

00:29:15.000 I just started OnlyFans, like, two months ago when I moved here. 0.99

00:29:19.000 And I needed a sex tape, so I did it with the porn star. 1.00

00:29:24.000 And then I got another one. 0.99

00:29:26.000 Another one came into the house and I made a sex tape with him because he's BBC and I wanted BBC content. 0.89

00:29:34.000 Fantastic. 0.58

00:29:36.000 And then she's telling the truth with that one.

00:29:40.000 So wait, so last time you said you hooked up was a week ago when you were in Baltimore?

00:29:44.000 Or DMV, sorry?

00:29:45.000 DC, yeah.

00:29:46.000 Okay.

00:29:47.000 What about you?

00:29:48.000 A couple days ago.

00:29:50.000 How many days ago?

00:29:51.000 She has a boyfriend.

00:29:53.000 Like two, maybe.

00:29:54.000 I believe her.

00:29:55.000 She got a man. 0.97

00:29:55.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97

00:29:56.000 Okay.

00:29:56.000 What about you?

00:29:57.000 I would say a couple days ago also.

00:29:59.000 I cannot, like, say one, but yeah.

00:30:02.000 I believe her.

00:30:03.000 She got a man too, but... 0.96

00:30:05.000 No, yeah.

00:30:06.000 Okay.

00:30:06.000 What about you?

00:30:07.000 Yesterday.

00:30:09.000 Makes sense.

00:30:10.000 I believe that.

00:30:11.000 Was it a shoot or you just wanted to do it?

00:30:14.000 Just wanted to do it.

00:30:17.000 Get him fresh?

00:30:18.000 Okay.

00:30:19.000 Yes, sir!

00:30:21.000 Stop it.

00:30:22.000 Okay.

00:30:23.000 Super out.

00:30:23.000 Oh, and then last...

00:30:24.000 Yeah, no BC. Okay, we got all the questions asked then.

00:30:27.000 Or sorry, all the girls introduced.

00:30:29.000 All right, so I'll read these chats real quick, and then I think we'll go into the questions.

00:30:34.000 And guys, we're going from this point 420 and up, but all the chats that came in before, we'll read them right now.

00:30:39.000 Black Xpander goes...

00:30:40.000 Is there actually more to women than sex? 1.00

00:30:42.000 If so, why do women only talk about their sexuality? 1.00

00:30:44.000 For example, I need to find myself, aka I need to fuck more dudes, or I want to express myself, aka I want to show off more skin by dressing more provocatively. 0.99

00:30:53.000 What? 0.99

00:30:54.000 Wait, are you okay?

00:30:55.000 Are you okay?

00:30:57.000 One at a time.

00:30:58.000 One topic at a time.

00:30:59.000 It's like three questions.

00:31:02.000 Stop it.

00:31:03.000 I'm making a speech and help, so to speak.

00:31:05.000 It's like a lot of questions.

00:31:08.000 Come on, Black Panther. 0.95

00:31:09.000 Simplified.

00:31:11.000 Tennessee recently passed House Bill 2689, which holds women accountable for paternity fraud and also mandates paternity testing before a woman can claim child support for a man.

00:31:18.000 What does the panel think of this?

00:31:21.000 That's fair.

00:31:22.000 Boring.

00:31:23.000 Okay, do any of you know what paternity fraud is?

00:31:26.000 Yes.

00:31:27.000 Yes.

00:31:27.000 Okay, raise of hands if you know what paternity fraud is.

00:31:29.000 Raise of hands.

00:31:31.000 Only three?

00:31:32.000 I think I know.

00:31:32.000 So baby mom over there.

00:31:34.000 Okay, so only three of you guys know.

00:31:35.000 Okay.

00:31:36.000 What do you think paternity fraud is then?

00:31:39.000 I think it's when you're trying to say, this is my baby daddy, but he really isn't.

00:31:44.000 What do you guys think about this, that paternity fraud is going to finally be decriminalized?

00:31:52.000 Decriminalized?

00:31:52.000 No, criminalized.

00:31:54.000 It was never a crime before.

00:31:55.000 Really?

00:31:56.000 I think it should be.

00:31:57.000 It is in all states, or is it just in...

00:32:00.000 Tennessee.

00:32:01.000 Tennessee is going to make it a crime. 1.00

00:32:03.000 I think it's actually fair.

00:32:06.000 I think also it's fair.

00:32:07.000 If you didn't make the child, why should you be financially responsible?

00:32:11.000 How about this?

00:32:11.000 Do any of you know a girl that has committed paternity fraud against a guy?

00:32:14.000 Basically told them, hey, it's your kid when you know it's not?

00:32:17.000 I do.

00:32:17.000 It happened to my uncle.

00:32:19.000 The kid's not his.

00:32:20.000 The kid's not his.

00:32:25.000 Yeah, he knows, but he doesn't want to fight it in court because it's too much money.

00:32:28.000 What the?

00:32:29.000 So he still paid his passport?

00:32:31.000 Yeah, I mean, the kid is almost 18 already, but still, you paid like 18 years for this kid.

00:32:36.000 How long did he know that it wasn't his kid?

00:32:38.000 The whole time.

00:32:39.000 The whole time?

00:32:40.000 My mom told him.

00:32:40.000 My mom was like, he doesn't look like you, he looks like that guy.

00:32:43.000 Okay, but how old was the kid when your uncle found out?

00:32:46.000 Like three. 0.99

00:32:47.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:32:48.000 So you still said fucking 15 more years? 1.00

00:32:50.000 They're in different states, and then it was a one-night stand, so... 0.98

00:32:54.000 No.

00:32:55.000 Okay.

00:32:55.000 Interesting.

00:32:56.000 Just like that?

00:32:57.000 Get a pro bono lawyer.

00:32:59.000 Like, I'm sure there's people out there that will fight that case.

00:33:02.000 I mean, it's not my problem.

00:33:03.000 I got my own baby daddy issues.

00:33:05.000 Does anyone else know someone that got hit with the paternity fraud?

00:33:09.000 No?

00:33:10.000 Just you?

00:33:10.000 No.

00:33:11.000 All right, all right. 1.00

00:33:11.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:33:13.000 Okay. 1.00

00:33:13.000 Wow. 1.00

00:33:15.000 Detach Boy goes, or no, The Tech Boy goes, Myron, you're big on loyalty and having faithful servants, so am I. Let me buy Icy from you.

00:33:23.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:33:24.000 Her forehead is so big for a plane's landing, so imagine what that mouth do. 1.00

00:33:27.000 Her tongue twister, slipper, derpa, gawk, 3,000 will satisfy me after work and school. 1.00

00:33:32.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:33:32.000 He paid for this. 1.00

00:33:33.000 Y'all niggas tripping, dog. 1.00

00:33:35.000 Okay. 0.98

00:33:36.000 Is he talking about me?

00:33:37.000 Fit Guy goes, message for the panel, including Fresh to Fit.

00:33:40.000 Does society consider it worse for a man or a woman to end a long-term relationship?

00:33:43.000 Let's assume both parties are in their 30s.

00:33:46.000 Feel free to give your personal take in addition to societies.

00:33:49.000 Okay, so does society consider it?

00:33:51.000 I'm not in my 30s.

00:33:53.000 I can't answer that.

00:33:54.000 I think none of us are in our 30s.

00:33:57.000 But I was dating a 30-year-old, a 36-year-old, so I can give some insight.

00:34:02.000 Okay. 0.99

00:34:04.000 Damn, girl. 1.00

00:34:06.000 John May? 0.99

00:34:08.000 Yeah, guys, when you ask your questions, man, just make it nice, direct, and concise so it's not confusing.

00:34:13.000 Also, look at the panel and then ask questions.

00:34:16.000 If you're in your 30s, just say that.

00:34:20.000 Make the question for the panel, bro.

00:34:22.000 Yeah, please customize it for the panel.

00:34:25.000 Sometimes we can't ask our questions because they're going to be like, wait, what? 0.99

00:34:29.000 John May, you said when women start out learning their man, they treat him like shit. 0.99

00:34:34.000 Here's a real-life example for Fred if you're interested. 1.00

00:34:36.000 Not on the go.

00:34:37.000 Absolutely not.

00:34:39.000 You ain't paying enough.

00:34:41.000 Okay, Jerome.

00:34:42.000 Jerome says, forgot to say this for the daytime show, but just remember my fellow fappers, the CIA, FBI, and HSI can all see you and actively watch you beat your meat, cough, cough, front camera. 0.80

00:34:51.000 Okay?

00:34:52.000 Actually, that is true.

00:34:53.000 I hope the FBI is enjoying it.

00:34:54.000 Big Brother's watching when you fap off, by the way.

00:34:57.000 There's cameras that are always on, no matter what you do.

00:35:00.000 Man of God, fresh, get the holy water and crucify for the exorcism of demon girl. 1.00

00:35:05.000 Yeah, you need help too, man. 1.00

00:35:06.000 Goddamn. 0.99

00:35:08.000 I'll take a shot of holy water. 1.00

00:35:10.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:35:11.000 You would die! 1.00

00:35:14.000 You would die, literally. 1.00

00:35:16.000 Your insides would burn. 1.00

00:35:17.000 I'll be back. 0.99

00:35:18.000 Bender the Offender. 1.00

00:35:19.000 Women say they want a good guy, but then go for the Charles Lee Rays of the world. 1.00

00:35:25.000 Who's Charlie Ray?

00:35:26.000 The guy from Chucky.

00:35:28.000 The bad guy.

00:35:29.000 The bad guy?

00:35:32.000 Was he good looking?

00:35:34.000 No, he's Chucky.

00:35:36.000 The spirit that possesses Chucky Dog is childless weight.

00:35:43.000 Please just call me Omega W Daystream.

00:35:45.000 Myron should have won Super Saiyan for the first time. 0.86

00:35:47.000 Fresh, get your waves up, nigga. 1.00

00:35:49.000 Well, first off, I am the ocean. 0.73

00:35:53.000 So... 1.00

00:35:55.000 Talk your shit fresh! 1.00

00:35:56.000 Tell them! 1.00

00:35:57.000 I was born like this, nigga. 0.99

00:35:59.000 Alright. 0.71

00:36:01.000 Good luck, gentlemen.

00:36:03.000 The panel's collective IQ is 69.

00:36:04.000 Godspeed.

00:36:07.000 Yeah, it is room temperature, but that's fine.

00:36:09.000 Where are we at here?

00:36:11.000 Thanks, Fresh, for the motivation.

00:36:14.000 Got my finance order, and I'm ready to get my GTR, but I cannot believe you got a Lambo that was $500,000. 0.56

00:36:20.000 You are insane, Meyer. 0.87

00:36:21.000 Talk to your man. 1.00

00:36:23.000 Crazy nigga, man. 1.00

00:36:23.000 What do you expect? 1.00

00:36:24.000 What?

00:36:26.000 You can't stop it, man.

00:36:27.000 Hold on.

00:36:27.000 SV's hold value, one.

00:36:29.000 Two, it's your tax anyway, because I made payments for lease payments.

00:36:32.000 And three, I love the car, man, so here's what it is.

00:36:35.000 Alright.

00:36:36.000 Let's see here.

00:36:39.000 Okay, something crazy?

00:36:41.000 No. 1.00

00:36:43.000 Punisher goes, another French bitch? 1.00

00:36:45.000 Myron, you already know your history with French girls. 1.00

00:36:47.000 Save yourself the headache and hair.

00:36:50.000 Castle this Frenchie.

00:36:51.000 Actually, I have a castle.

00:36:53.000 So if you tell me, castle this Frenchie.

00:36:58.000 That's not what he's talking about.

00:37:00.000 Wait.

00:37:01.000 What?

00:37:01.000 You have a castle?

00:37:02.000 Yeah.

00:37:03.000 What do you mean?

00:37:03.000 Can I be invited?

00:37:04.000 In France.

00:37:05.000 Are you rich?

00:37:06.000 No, I mean, because he, I mean, in France, it's more popular to have castles.

00:37:11.000 Like, it's not, you don't necessarily need to have, like, because in America, it's, you know, obviously, it's everything is modern.

00:37:17.000 So, for us, like, it's more accessible to have those, access to those type of things.

00:37:23.000 But, you know, castles doesn't mean, like, a huge palace also, you know?

00:37:27.000 So, yeah.

00:37:27.000 Oh.

00:37:28.000 I'm just saying, yeah.

00:37:29.000 No, he's talking more late.

00:37:30.000 He kicked out the show.

00:37:31.000 Yeah, yeah, he's talking about something else, yeah.

00:37:34.000 What the?

00:37:34.000 Don't worry.

00:37:35.000 That's messed up.

00:37:37.000 I think because we had one French girl that was terrible. 1.00

00:37:39.000 Oh, really?

00:37:39.000 Yeah, not you.

00:37:41.000 Ladies, name three home-cooked recipes. 1.00

00:37:43.000 This is a good one, actually.

00:37:43.000 Yeah, it's really good.

00:37:44.000 I got you.

00:37:45.000 Can you name three home-cooked recipes?

00:37:46.000 We'll start right here with you and then work our way.

00:37:49.000 Miss Cuba. 0.50

00:37:50.000 With platanito maduro, yuca, and...

00:37:54.000 In English, please.

00:37:57.000 Because we have an English-speaking audience.

00:38:01.000 They don't know what you're saying.

00:38:02.000 Okay, that's still...

00:38:04.000 I mean, I'm Cuban, so I guess...

00:38:07.000 You can't say it in English?

00:38:08.000 No.

00:38:08.000 I mean...

00:38:09.000 Translate it.

00:38:10.000 Okay, congris is with rice and beans mixed together.

00:38:13.000 Perfect.

00:38:14.000 Plantains...

00:38:32.000 What about you?

00:38:34.000 Name three home-cooked meals that you make.

00:38:37.000 I make rice and chicken with like stir-fry, you know, like pineapple sauce, chicken, vegetables.

00:38:47.000 Communication.

00:38:47.000 Okay, okay, I'll talk a little bit louder.

00:38:50.000 I love her.

00:38:51.000 Her voice is super persuasive, you know, like she's trying to persuade you.

00:38:56.000 And then I make, like, pasta with, like, chicken, you know, vodka sauce.

00:39:00.000 But, like, basil pasta.

00:39:02.000 Not regular pasta.

00:39:03.000 Ooh, yeah.

00:39:04.000 That sounds good.

00:39:05.000 Like, that's, like, that pesto's, you know.

00:39:07.000 And then I make, um, I also make, like...

00:39:10.000 Okay, that's good.

00:39:11.000 Alright, that's good enough.

00:39:12.000 What about your spares?

00:39:14.000 Okay.

00:39:15.000 Arroy imperial, that's imperial rice.

00:39:18.000 Mm-hmm.

00:39:18.000 You guys know what that is, right?

00:39:20.000 Chimpool! 0.99

00:39:21.000 Kaya! 0.97

00:39:22.000 And then some platanito maduro, plantains, ensalada fria.

00:39:25.000 That's like a macaroni salad, Hispanic, with fruits and ham and chicken, mayo.

00:39:32.000 Okay, so you can cook.

00:39:33.000 Haram!

00:39:34.000 Okay, what about you?

00:39:35.000 I'm a mom.

00:39:37.000 Chilaquiles.

00:39:37.000 Oh, I love that.

00:39:39.000 I love chilaquiles.

00:39:40.000 Calo de queso en menudo.

00:39:42.000 Go heads! 0.99

00:39:43.000 All these Hispanic dishes, man. 1.00

00:39:44.000 Damn. 1.00

00:39:45.000 I feel like mine are different from theirs. 0.99

00:39:47.000 They kept saying plantains.

00:39:48.000 Because we eat with plantains, to be honest.

00:39:51.000 I'm Mexican.

00:39:52.000 I'm the only Hispanic.

00:39:53.000 Que on the way. 0.93

00:39:54.000 No, they're Hispanic too.

00:39:56.000 They're just not Mexican. 1.00

00:39:58.000 She's saying they're not real.

00:39:59.000 Wait, you were born in Mexico.

00:40:13.000 We are Hispanic either way. 1.00

00:40:20.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:40:21.000 Isn't it the same thing? 1.00

00:40:22.000 It's the same thing.

00:40:24.000 We're Latinas.

00:40:25.000 I feel like they're different.

00:40:26.000 I could be wrong.

00:40:27.000 You're Latino. 0.98

00:40:28.000 You're Latino. 0.98

00:40:29.000 We're all Latinas here.

00:40:30.000 We're Hispanics.

00:40:31.000 Period.

00:40:32.000 Pin her. 1.00

00:40:34.000 Alright, ladies, real quick. 1.00

00:40:38.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:40:39.000 So you said you're Cuban and Venezuelan.

00:40:41.000 What are you?

00:40:42.000 Half white, half Colombian.

00:40:44.000 Okay, and then what are you?

00:40:44.000 Cuban-American.

00:40:46.000 I'm Hispanic.

00:40:47.000 And then you're just Mexican, right? 0.98

00:40:48.000 Okay, just full Mexican. 0.97

00:40:49.000 And then what are you?

00:40:50.000 Dominican.

00:40:51.000 You?

00:40:52.000 Venezuelan.

00:40:53.000 Okay.

00:40:54.000 Alright, so what do you make?

00:40:56.000 What is your home recipe?

00:40:58.000 Or you don't cook?

00:40:59.000 I do.

00:41:00.000 Oh, you do?

00:41:00.000 Okay.

00:41:00.000 Mangu is a Dominican dish.

00:41:02.000 It has plantain, salami, queso.

00:41:06.000 Mofongo is a Puerto Rican dish, but it's plantain, too.

00:41:11.000 I hate plantain, bro.

00:41:13.000 I don't know why.

00:41:14.000 Plantain just tastes nasty.

00:41:15.000 What?

00:41:16.000 I need it fried.

00:41:17.000 I used to say that.

00:41:18.000 I used to say that, but I like it.

00:41:19.000 Genuinely.

00:41:20.000 You should try mariquitas.

00:41:22.000 Maricon?

00:41:23.000 Mariquitas.

00:41:24.000 Mariquitas, not maricon. 1.00

00:41:24.000 I'm talking shit. 1.00

00:41:25.000 All right. 1.00

00:41:26.000 Now, what about you?

00:41:28.000 So, my first favorite would have to be arepas.

00:41:31.000 Oh my god, arepas?

00:41:33.000 So that's...

00:41:34.000 Right?

00:41:40.000 No.

00:41:41.000 No?

00:41:41.000 No.

00:41:42.000 Okay.

00:41:43.000 The second would be steak.

00:41:46.000 I just love steak.

00:41:47.000 Churrasco? 0.97

00:41:48.000 No, just New York strip.

00:41:50.000 Okay.

00:41:51.000 And then the third would be brownies.

00:41:54.000 I love brownies.

00:41:55.000 Okay.

00:41:56.000 What about you, Miss France?

00:41:58.000 I would say maybe...

00:41:59.000 French fries?

00:42:01.000 Obviously.

00:42:03.000 Hold on.

00:42:04.000 Fun fact!

00:42:06.000 Fries.

00:42:06.000 French fries are not made in France.

00:42:08.000 No, I mean, that's the thing.

00:42:09.000 I always question myself why here, or in general, we call it French fries.

00:42:14.000 I never understood why.

00:42:16.000 It's not made in France.

00:42:17.000 No, absolutely.

00:42:18.000 I don't know, yeah.

00:42:20.000 But so, if we go with that, I would say, yeah, French fries right now.

00:42:24.000 I would say something from France.

00:42:26.000 Croissant.

00:42:27.000 Croissant, as you guys say.

00:42:29.000 Croissant.

00:42:30.000 It's like if you go like to every, even here, like to every French bakery, you can basically have it.

00:42:36.000 And I would say the third one, to be honest, I'm going to go very simple, a sandwich.

00:42:44.000 Oh, perfect.

00:42:45.000 I'm glad you said that.

00:42:47.000 It's the theme, yeah.

00:42:48.000 Well, I'll tell you what.

00:42:50.000 Men love sandwiches.

00:42:51.000 You know, it's something simple, quick, you do it fast.

00:42:55.000 If you do it good, then, you know, your men will be happy about it.

00:42:58.000 We shall see.

00:43:00.000 I have a question about that, too.

00:43:02.000 What about you?

00:43:03.000 What is your...

00:43:03.000 Or do you cook at all?

00:43:05.000 Yeah, I cook.

00:43:06.000 I like to make cornbread, which is like a southern thing.

00:43:10.000 I like to make spicy lamb kebabs with Thai peppers.

00:43:15.000 It's really good.

00:43:16.000 So I guess you do season your meat.

00:43:21.000 Do you season your chicken?

00:43:24.000 I don't really like chicken that much.

00:43:27.000 Okay, so I want to ask this real fast.

00:43:31.000 When was your last relationship and how long did it last?

00:43:34.000 Like a year ago and it lasted like two years.

00:43:37.000 Okay.

00:43:39.000 What about you?

00:43:40.000 So for me, as I said, it was three, I mean, we started three and a half years and it's my first boyfriend.

00:43:47.000 Sorry.

00:43:48.000 Okay.

00:43:48.000 So yeah.

00:43:49.000 Alright.

00:43:50.000 What about you?

00:43:50.000 For me, it's right now.

00:43:51.000 I've been dating him for about a year and a half.

00:43:54.000 Okay.

00:43:57.000 Like two years and a half ago, I was engaged for two years.

00:44:00.000 For two years?

00:44:01.000 Yeah, what happened?

00:44:02.000 What happened? 0.97

00:44:04.000 How'd you fuck it up? 0.98

00:44:05.000 Me? 0.91

00:44:06.000 It actually wasn't me.

00:44:09.000 What happened?

00:44:11.000 All the responsibilities were kind of on me, so I was getting tired.

00:44:14.000 Were you the breadwinner?

00:44:16.000 It seemed like it, yeah.

00:44:17.000 Okay, so you broke up the engagement?

00:44:20.000 Yeah.

00:44:20.000 What did he do for a living?

00:44:22.000 He worked like at a warehouse, but half the time he wasn't at work and I had like my businesses going on.

00:44:27.000 I was the one working and I'll come home and he was like in bed chilling.

00:44:30.000 Okay. 1.00

00:44:30.000 Damn. 1.00

00:44:31.000 So I got tired after a while. 0.99

00:44:32.000 Okay.

00:44:32.000 Obviously.

00:44:33.000 What about you?

00:44:34.000 When was the last relationship you had and how long ago?

00:44:36.000 I think it was like two and a half years ago and it was like nine, ten months.

00:44:41.000 Okay.

00:44:42.000 And it lasted for nine or ten months?

00:44:43.000 Yeah.

00:44:44.000 Okay.

00:44:44.000 It was my first relationship.

00:44:46.000 Why'd it end?

00:44:47.000 He left me to be with somebody else.

00:44:50.000 Smart choice.

00:44:51.000 Why did he leave you?

00:44:53.000 So, like, throughout the whole relationship, he didn't want me to do my modeling.

00:44:56.000 Because I used to do, like, lowrider modeling.

00:44:58.000 And he stopped me from doing that.

00:45:00.000 He didn't want me getting a regular job or anything like that.

00:45:03.000 Because he didn't want me talking to men at all.

00:45:06.000 Like, not even being in the same room.

00:45:08.000 And then he left me and started dating an OnlyFans model.

00:45:13.000 And I was pissed.

00:45:14.000 Because I didn't have an OnlyFans at the time.

00:45:16.000 Wait, so did you listen to it?

00:45:18.000 Like, did you do what he told you to do?

00:45:20.000 I did everything that he told me to do.

00:45:22.000 I literally, like, he told me to stop talking to people, I stopped talking to people.

00:45:25.000 He told me to do this and that, I did this and that. 0.99

00:45:28.000 Okay, damn. 0.99

00:45:29.000 So he left me to go be with an OnlyFans model, like a girl that he literally did. 0.99

00:45:32.000 Did he actually want to be with her though?

00:45:34.000 He's still with her to this day. 0.97

00:45:36.000 Damn, so that made you turn to OnlyFans? 1.00

00:45:38.000 That's fucked up, man. 1.00

00:45:39.000 Yeah, yeah, fuck it. 1.00

00:45:40.000 She's making a lot of money. 1.00

00:45:41.000 No, no, I mean you.

00:45:42.000 Yeah.

00:45:42.000 Is that why you decided to do OnlyFans?

00:45:44.000 No, I didn't.

00:45:45.000 I was planning to do it when I had met him, but then he told me not to.

00:45:49.000 I was like, okay, whatever, I won't do it.

00:45:50.000 You know, out of respect for him.

00:45:52.000 I'm not going to lie. 0.97

00:45:54.000 He's the reason that she's a demon now, bro. 0.96

00:45:55.000 Okay. 0.97

00:45:56.000 What about you?

00:45:57.000 What was your last relationship and how long did it last?

00:46:00.000 We broke up like three months ago.

00:46:02.000 Maybe daddy?

00:46:04.000 No, the one after.

00:46:06.000 It lasted three and a half years.

00:46:08.000 We were actually engaged as well.

00:46:09.000 Why'd you call it off?

00:46:10.000 I called it off because the same thing.

00:46:12.000 I was the breadwinner.

00:46:13.000 He wasn't doing anything productive for me.

00:46:15.000 I have my kid.

00:46:15.000 He wasn't helping me with anything.

00:46:17.000 So I was like, bye.

00:46:18.000 I'm good on my own.

00:46:19.000 What about you?

00:46:21.000 Before the hacker?

00:46:23.000 I don't know.

00:46:25.000 I only had a high school relationship.

00:46:27.000 Did you say you were with someone for...

00:46:28.000 A week.

00:46:29.000 I've been in a relationship for a week now.

00:46:31.000 No, no, no.

00:46:32.000 Before him.

00:46:33.000 You had a boyfriend before that he told you that you were cheating. 1.00

00:46:35.000 We were like...

00:46:36.000 We were together, but we weren't together, but we were together.

00:46:39.000 Oh.

00:46:39.000 What do you mean by that?

00:46:44.000 What do you mean by that?

00:46:45.000 What were you saying?

00:46:48.000 I can't speak Spanish, but...

00:46:50.000 The Casamigo?

00:46:52.000 Oh, he was a Casiago.

00:46:57.000 Those Casiagos hurt more than that. 1.00

00:47:00.000 It hurt.

00:47:01.000 It was like a Casiago, so it hurt.

00:47:04.000 Do you actually meet him? 0.99

00:47:06.000 Yeah, I was with him, like, in person and shit. 0.98

00:47:08.000 Did he smash? 0.99

00:47:09.000 Yeah, he smashed.

00:47:10.000 Okay.

00:47:11.000 Yeah.

00:47:11.000 So it was kind of real?

00:47:12.000 No, it was...

00:47:13.000 To me, it was real.

00:47:17.000 You're scary, by the way.

00:47:19.000 You need help. 1.00

00:47:20.000 What the fuck's wrong with you? 1.00

00:47:21.000 Well, she's a therapist. 1.00

00:47:23.000 Oh my gosh.

00:47:24.000 Connection.

00:47:25.000 See?

00:47:25.000 The help is right here.

00:47:27.000 I need more than that.

00:47:27.000 I need more than that?

00:47:28.000 What do I need?

00:47:29.000 Do I need, like, Jesus or something?

00:47:30.000 I already know I'm crazy now.

00:47:45.000 And then when was your last relationship?

00:47:47.000 How long did it last?

00:47:49.000 Well, we've been broken up for three months already, but we were like about to make a year.

00:47:54.000 Okay.

00:47:54.000 It ended because he cheated on you, right?

00:47:56.000 He cheated on me.

00:47:58.000 And you beat him up.

00:47:59.000 I beat him up.

00:48:00.000 Period.

00:48:00.000 There you go.

00:48:01.000 Accountability.

00:48:02.000 So, it looks to me like all of you broke up with your guy except for one, right?

00:48:07.000 No, I got left.

00:48:08.000 No, I got left.

00:48:09.000 That's why I said except for one.

00:48:10.000 But all of you guys left your guy.

00:48:12.000 I'm so proud of you guys.

00:48:14.000 Same, same.

00:48:16.000 Alright, so what was the thing that you did best in the relationship that he loved about you?

00:48:20.000 The last guy that you were with.

00:48:23.000 And go.

00:48:24.000 Can I answer?

00:48:25.000 Yeah, you and then I'll go back this way.

00:48:27.000 What was your most redeeming quality you think that he liked about you the most?

00:48:30.000 Well, he liked that I was very sweet.

00:48:33.000 I cooked for him. 1.00

00:48:34.000 I fucked him good. 1.00

00:48:36.000 What was the top one though? 1.00

00:48:37.000 Just the top one.

00:48:40.000 That I would spam him all day.

00:48:43.000 That I would call him during work hours.

00:48:45.000 I would text him.

00:48:46.000 Are you sure he liked that?

00:48:47.000 No.

00:48:48.000 Yeah, I mean, he really liked that, I guess.

00:48:52.000 He said that he wanted me to call him all day.

00:48:55.000 So I did that.

00:48:56.000 I was very, you know, I was very caregiving.

00:48:59.000 You were clingy.

00:48:59.000 Okay, cool.

00:49:00.000 What about you?

00:49:00.000 What was the thing that you did that your last guy liked the most about you?

00:49:06.000 You know, it's kind of dumb, but I used to give him back scratches while he was sleeping.

00:49:10.000 So I would be up for like hours, for like three hours, and he would be knocked out. 1.00

00:49:15.000 And I would just make sure he was like, I would massage his back, I would kiss his ass. 1.00

00:49:20.000 Okay. 1.00

00:49:21.000 Back scratches, fantastic.

00:49:23.000 Wait, what? 1.00

00:49:23.000 Kiss his ass? 1.00

00:49:24.000 No, no. 1.00

00:49:25.000 I would give him a little massage.

00:49:26.000 He would be like...

00:49:30.000 What about you? 0.99

00:49:32.000 I think his favorite thing was that he would get home and didn't have to do shit. 0.99

00:49:37.000 I would do everything for him, like if he was another kid. 0.97

00:49:40.000 I'm glad I loved him.

00:49:43.000 Alright, so he didn't have to worry about chores, I guess.

00:49:47.000 He didn't have to worry about chores, about his laundry.

00:49:49.000 I would get up in the morning to prepare his lunch for him, his breakfast.

00:49:53.000 And this was the guy that you were making more money than?

00:49:56.000 Yeah.

00:49:57.000 Okay.

00:49:57.000 What about you?

00:49:59.000 He loved that I was affectionate.

00:50:01.000 And I was kind and sweet.

00:50:03.000 He loved that.

00:50:04.000 So that's why he cheated on his current girlfriend with me for two years. 1.00

00:50:09.000 Damn! 1.00

00:50:10.000 She looked wide on the camera. 1.00

00:50:12.000 Because I know he's watching this shit. 1.00

00:50:14.000 My ex is also watching this shit too. 1.00

00:50:17.000 Hold on. 1.00

00:50:18.000 Let me get this straight.

00:50:19.000 He left you for an OnlyFans girl, then he came back and cheated on OnlyFans girl with you. 1.00

00:50:23.000 Yeah.

00:50:24.000 Oh, wow.

00:50:25.000 Yep.

00:50:25.000 I have all their new seats.

00:50:26.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:50:27.000 They were so mad. 1.00

00:50:28.000 I exposed them in July.

00:50:30.000 He was so mad. 0.98

00:50:31.000 So, oh, so she knows that you had sex with him. 0.99

00:50:34.000 What? 0.99

00:50:35.000 The new girlfriend.

00:50:36.000 Yeah, I told her everything.

00:50:37.000 She didn't want to hear it.

00:50:38.000 She's still with him?

00:50:40.000 Yes.

00:50:40.000 To this day.

00:50:41.000 They're so toxic.

00:50:42.000 He deserves it.

00:50:43.000 He deserves it. 0.99

00:50:44.000 You can make the argument that you're toxic. 0.98

00:50:46.000 You made it worse.

00:50:47.000 No, it's because I was genuine towards him.

00:50:50.000 And then since he did that for me...

00:50:50.000 Genuinely trying to destroy his relationship.

00:50:53.000 Well, give me, girl. 0.99

00:50:54.000 Yeah, he did me dirty.

00:50:55.000 No, he gave me a promise ring.

00:50:57.000 He gave me a promise ring.

00:50:58.000 A week later, he leaves me to go be with that girl.

00:51:02.000 Are you sure you didn't do anything to him?

00:51:04.000 No, because men normally don't leave women.

00:51:07.000 So, like, something must have happened for him to leave you.

00:51:10.000 Yeah, that girl. 1.00

00:51:12.000 She wasn't that girl.

00:51:13.000 They started talking.

00:51:14.000 They left me for her.

00:51:15.000 You seem very sweet at some point. 0.99

00:51:17.000 You turned to a demon. 1.00

00:51:18.000 What the fuck happened? 1.00

00:51:19.000 Was it you or was it him? 1.00

00:51:20.000 It was him.

00:51:21.000 It was him.

00:51:21.000 I took it super personal.

00:51:22.000 Because when I love, I love genuinely and I want to love forever.

00:51:25.000 I kind of want to call him.

00:51:26.000 Yeah, let's call him.

00:51:27.000 You got his number?

00:51:27.000 I don't have his number.

00:51:29.000 Yeah, you do.

00:51:31.000 How do you link you then?

00:51:33.000 Huh?

00:51:33.000 On Instagram?

00:51:34.000 How do you link you?

00:51:34.000 What?

00:51:35.000 Oh, so it was this app called Wicker.

00:51:38.000 Oh, dating app?

00:51:39.000 What is that?

00:51:39.000 No, no, it's like an underground app, so it doesn't save messages or nothing like that.

00:51:44.000 It's this one.

00:51:45.000 Oh my god.

00:51:45.000 Bro, you have his phone number.

00:51:46.000 I know you do.

00:51:46.000 I don't have his phone number.

00:51:48.000 Yeah, you do.

00:51:48.000 I don't have his phone number.

00:51:49.000 It's been two and a half years.

00:51:50.000 Yo, send a chat in, bro.

00:51:52.000 If you're watching the show right now, you think he's watching?

00:51:55.000 What?

00:51:55.000 Right now.

00:51:56.000 Yo, send your number to tomorrow.

00:51:58.000 I know he watches the show.

00:52:00.000 Alright, yo, if you're watching the show, bro, super chat in right now.

00:52:03.000 What's his name?

00:52:04.000 His first name only, not his last name.

00:52:05.000 Just his first name.

00:52:06.000 We need a story.

00:52:07.000 We need a story, bro.

00:52:09.000 Some guys make cap, though.

00:52:12.000 No, no, no.

00:52:12.000 But here's the thing.

00:52:13.000 I'm going to tell him, say what your last name is.

00:52:15.000 You need to say the story, bro.

00:52:16.000 His name is Leo.

00:52:18.000 Okay. 0.99

00:52:18.000 Leo, if you're watching this thing, fucking super chat in your... 0.99

00:52:22.000 I don't give a fuck what it is, because I want to hear your side of the story, too. 1.00

00:52:25.000 I went on the bet, bro. 0.99

00:52:26.000 Me too. 1.00

00:52:26.000 You did some shit for him to leave. 1.00

00:52:28.000 I didn't do shit to him. 1.00

00:52:29.000 Yeah, okay.

00:52:29.000 But love him.

00:52:30.000 Yeah, okay.

00:52:31.000 Okay, all right.

00:52:32.000 All right, girl.

00:52:32.000 He left somebody else.

00:52:33.000 Yeah, I want him to call... 0.99

00:52:35.000 Bro, we'll fire up the fucking phone lines and have him call in. 0.99

00:52:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:38.000 Because I don't... 0.99

00:52:39.000 Signs off here.

00:52:40.000 Okay, what about you?

00:52:41.000 What was the thing that you did that your boy ex liked the most about you, you think?

00:52:46.000 I think me being or taking care of him in the house.

00:52:50.000 Like what are we talking?

00:52:51.000 Making food, cleaning?

00:52:53.000 Yeah, like cooking, cleaning, affection.

00:52:55.000 Okay.

00:52:55.000 What about you?

00:52:56.000 What was the thing that your boyfriend likes the most about you now?

00:52:58.000 I would say he's always saying like how he likes how I'm so happy and like positive all the time.

00:53:04.000 Okay.

00:53:05.000 All right.

00:53:06.000 What about you?

00:53:06.000 That's it?

00:53:07.000 Loyalty.

00:53:09.000 Okay.

00:53:09.000 How do you show your loyalty to him?

00:53:11.000 I show him loyalty by, for example, simple things if he wants my phone or, in general, making sure that I'm always available to him.

00:53:19.000 I mean, there are a lot of examples.

00:53:21.000 We can go on and on.

00:53:23.000 No, that's fine.

00:53:23.000 That's fine.

00:53:24.000 What about you?

00:53:25.000 What is the thing that your ex liked about you the most? 0.97

00:53:27.000 Sex. 0.86

00:53:28.000 That I was very nurturing. 0.99

00:53:30.000 Was this before you started doing porn or after? 0.89

00:53:33.000 Yeah. 0.68

00:53:34.000 This is before, okay.

00:53:35.000 What made you get into porn?

00:53:37.000 Um, I was doing OnlyFans with actually, like, it was kind of initially his idea, so I started doing OnlyFans.

00:53:44.000 The same guy?

00:53:45.000 Yeah.

00:53:45.000 Okay.

00:53:46.000 So I started doing OnlyFans while I was in this relationship, and then I kept doing it.

00:53:51.000 We had broke it off for separate reasons outside of that, and then I got reached out to on Twitter to do professional porn.

00:53:58.000 Wow. 0.87

00:53:59.000 Twitter's evil, bro. 1.00

00:54:00.000 Goddamn. 1.00

00:54:03.000 Alright. 0.99

00:54:04.000 Speaking of T's, uh, Twitch?

00:54:06.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:07.000 Guys, come on over to YouTube right now.

00:54:09.000 We got 18,000 y'all in here, by the way, so you guys could be anywhere else in the world, but you're here with us, so thank you for that.

00:54:14.000 I need you guys to go ahead and like the video, subscribe to the channel if you haven't already, and then, uh, yeah, like the video.

00:54:19.000 Let's get 8,000 likes on this thing.

00:54:21.000 I have a question.

00:54:23.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:54:23.000 Ladies on the panel, so some of you have boyfriends and I want to say...

00:54:28.000 Casi algo.

00:54:31.000 But how do you think you keep a man long term, you would say, as a woman? 0.56

00:54:36.000 We'll start here.

00:54:37.000 Yeah, how do you keep a guy long term?

00:54:38.000 How do you think?

00:54:40.000 I think transparency is like the biggest thing.

00:54:43.000 So like being honest and understanding.

00:54:46.000 Having like just a baseline of being like a mature person.

00:54:49.000 Like being able to communicate general stuff.

00:54:52.000 So just being honest, basically.

00:54:53.000 Yeah.

00:54:54.000 Okay.

00:54:54.000 For you?

00:54:55.000 I would join her, actually.

00:54:57.000 I would say also honesty.

00:54:59.000 Loyalty also is very important.

00:55:01.000 And open communication.

00:55:02.000 If something, you know, goes wrong in the relationship, don't hesitate to talk about it, whether that be for the women or for the guy.

00:55:10.000 That's what I would say.

00:55:12.000 And also the fact...

00:55:13.000 It's important to find a good partner.

00:55:15.000 Like...

00:55:16.000 It's very hard in our days, especially for a man, to find a good woman. 0.87

00:55:24.000 But I would say loyalty and open communication are really two major keys.

00:55:31.000 It depends on if it's for women or men. 0.96

00:55:36.000 What about you?

00:55:38.000 I would say, like, making sure that you're taking care of yourself and, like, prioritizing, like, your health and not only, like, physically but also, like, emotionally because you just don't want to bring bad energy into a relationship.

00:55:54.000 So you're saying, in a nutshell, self-improvement at all times.

00:55:57.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:55:58.000 That's good.

00:55:59.000 What about you?

00:56:00.000 I would say consistency, like, in the sense where you're, like, constantly, like, loving and soft and, like, keeping that communication with him.

00:56:08.000 Okay.

00:56:09.000 I kind of agree with them, too.

00:56:09.000 I don't know.

00:56:11.000 Like, consistency and transparency.

00:56:14.000 I mean...

00:56:14.000 I agree with both of them, too.

00:56:15.000 You can't really talk because that nigga left you. 1.00

00:56:17.000 No, I mean, to be fair, to be fair, like, he was the one that was bringing me down.

00:56:22.000 Like, I stopped doing so much.

00:56:23.000 Like, I didn't even have a job because he wouldn't let me be in the same room as another man.

00:56:29.000 So, like, that's kind of hard to do.

00:56:30.000 But he took care of you, though, right?

00:56:31.000 No.

00:56:32.000 He lives with his mom and his parents.

00:56:32.000 Absolutely not.

00:56:34.000 What?

00:56:34.000 I'm telling you.

00:56:36.000 And you took orders from him?

00:56:38.000 Yes! 0.99

00:56:39.000 That's how dumb I was! 0.99

00:56:41.000 Yes! 1.00

00:56:42.000 That's how dumb I was. 0.97

00:56:42.000 But he manipulated me really good. 0.97

00:56:45.000 Yes, he did.

00:56:46.000 That manipulated me.

00:56:48.000 Yeah.

00:56:49.000 You fell for it then.

00:56:50.000 I really did.

00:56:51.000 I took an L. For me, it's confidence. 0.99

00:56:55.000 I think when a woman is confident in herself and she loves herself and it makes the man feel like, oh shit, if I don't take care of her, she's going to get someone else. 1.00

00:57:04.000 You think a man cares about your confidence? 0.94

00:57:06.000 Of your confidence, your self-worth, like, yeah, you're a man, I love you, but that doesn't mean you're worth more than me.

00:57:12.000 Like, if you, I think you can't really keep a man if he doesn't want to be there.

00:57:16.000 He'll only stay with you if he really wants you.

00:57:19.000 You can't make someone love you.

00:57:21.000 So how does confidence help then?

00:57:23.000 You want your confidence in yourself?

00:57:25.000 How does that help at all?

00:57:27.000 I'm confident that you won't leave me. 1.00

00:57:28.000 Bye, bitch. 1.00

00:57:30.000 That doesn't do nothing. 1.00

00:57:32.000 That's not what I mean.

00:57:34.000 What I mean is when you're confident in yourself and you love yourself, you're basically letting him know, if you don't take care of me, someone else will.

00:57:44.000 Okay, bye.

00:57:45.000 Fantastic.

00:57:45.000 Next.

00:57:47.000 Yeah, bye next.

00:57:48.000 Okay, that's your reasoning.

00:57:49.000 Yeah, confidence.

00:57:50.000 It ain't right though, but okay.

00:57:51.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:57:52.000 What about you?

00:57:52.000 Um, yeah, like, confidence.

00:57:57.000 I recently just turned 21, and, like, as I turned 21, I, like, I thought back, like, when I was, like, 19, 18, and, like, I had been in relationships with guys, and I didn't have, like, the confidence and, like, self-love, you know? 1.00

00:58:11.000 And, like, men, I feel like, can tell, like, when you don't like yourself, then you're, like, easier to manipulate, like, oh, I want you to stay away from men, like, Stupid shit like that. 1.00

00:58:20.000 I was insecure. 1.00

00:58:21.000 And if you're secure of yourself and you love yourself, you can be like, who are you?

00:58:26.000 You're just some guy.

00:58:27.000 I can do whatever I want.

00:58:29.000 I'm my own person.

00:58:30.000 I have my own life.

00:58:31.000 You're in a relationship.

00:58:32.000 You're two different individuals to be together, not to be like...

00:58:36.000 Not to be a competition.

00:58:38.000 So, let me get it straight.

00:58:39.000 You're going to come with that attitude to a man and say, alright nigga, I don't need you. 1.00

00:58:42.000 There's many others.

00:58:43.000 I mean, I don't need you, but I definitely would want you in my life and I would want your love and affection and to have you in my life, but I certainly don't need you.

00:58:52.000 Let me ask you a question.

00:58:54.000 Do you think a woman, hold on, let me ask you something. 1.00

00:58:56.000 Would someone behave appropriately if they wanted something more or if they needed something more?

00:59:02.000 Wants and needs are completely different.

00:59:04.000 You have certain wants and needs in relationships.

00:59:06.000 If you need something versus you want it, which one are you going to work harder for?

00:59:11.000 The thing that you need or the thing that you want?

00:59:13.000 If the thing that I need doesn't come necessarily naturally, maybe you're not the right person for me.

00:59:18.000 Which is hard to say and that goes back to what she said on communication.

00:59:23.000 What would you need in a relationship?

00:59:26.000 What's your top three needs?

00:59:28.000 Well, men typically want the same things, which is why I'm trying to say men are very similar and simple to please.

00:59:34.000 That's why when girls say that stuff like, oh, he's not the one for me, it's like, well, then you probably alienated yourself from a bunch of guys. 0.88

00:59:40.000 They're just not being honest with you.

00:59:42.000 Also, we're better together than apart, men and women.

00:59:45.000 Yeah, I agree with that totally.

00:59:47.000 So you should need a man on some level?

00:59:50.000 Definitely, yes.

00:59:51.000 But at the same time, if a man is not providing me what I need, then I will look elsewhere as a woman.

00:59:57.000 Understandable.

00:59:58.000 But if you're with a guy, that automatically assumes he's probably providing you with something that you need.

01:00:02.000 Because girls reject most men that come to them. 1.00

01:00:05.000 I did not.

01:00:07.000 He literally had nothing. 0.86

01:00:08.000 He was a drug dealer.

01:00:09.000 Oh no. 0.99

01:00:10.000 You chose him!

01:00:12.000 It's on you!

01:00:13.000 No, it was on me.

01:00:15.000 So don't blame him.

01:00:15.000 It was on me.

01:00:16.000 No, it's because I don't judge based off career and status and nothing anymore.

01:00:22.000 This is your life.

01:00:22.000 I didn't, actually.

01:00:24.000 No, I do.

01:00:24.000 Now I do.

01:00:25.000 I won't lie.

01:00:25.000 I completely don't.

01:00:27.000 But at the time, I did not judge at all.

01:00:29.000 I just loved him for him.

01:00:31.000 See, I think that whole mindset of, oh, I want a man versus I need a man, I think women need to operate on the premise that they need a man because when you operate as if you need a man, you're going to do what's required to keep him. 1.00

01:00:43.000 Well, to get him and to keep him.

01:00:45.000 But when you're like, oh, I just want him, man.

01:00:46.000 Well, you're going to do the bare minimum and think he's going to sit around.

01:00:49.000 And my thing is, if you want a more attractive guy that has options, right?

01:00:52.000 Which is what women want. 1.00

01:00:53.000 A guy that's taller, makes money, all this shit. 0.99

01:00:56.000 So you're going to have to work and be like, no, I need you. 0.99

01:00:56.000 Other women want him, too. 0.99

01:00:59.000 And then he's going to be like, oh, fuck, okay. 1.00

01:01:00.000 She's willing to do what's required. 1.00

01:01:02.000 Like, for example...

01:01:03.000 You need a job, right?

01:01:04.000 So you're going to do what's required for that job to keep that job, correct?

01:01:07.000 But if you just want a job, you're not going to work as hard.

01:01:09.000 And I think a woman can't really love you or be attracted to you unless she's working for you to some degree. 1.00

01:01:14.000 And the problem is, choosing the wrong guy and giving him the wife duties that you give to the right guy is what fucks you up because now you're giving him a guy that doesn't deserve it. 0.97

01:01:24.000 And you say, oh, all niggas are bad. 0.84

01:01:26.000 No, they're not. 0.87

01:01:27.000 You just choose wrong.

01:01:28.000 No, no, no.

01:01:29.000 I don't say, like, all men are bad.

01:01:31.000 Like, I do believe there's, like, you know, if it comes genuinely to me, I'll allow it.

01:01:35.000 But right now, I'm just, like, I'm good.

01:01:37.000 You know, I'm just focused on me.

01:01:39.000 You know?

01:01:40.000 Okay.

01:01:40.000 All right.

01:01:41.000 You know?

01:01:41.000 Okay.

01:01:42.000 What about you?

01:01:44.000 I just think that respect and being mature and also like...

01:01:49.000 Not hitting people?

01:01:51.000 Not hitting, bruh.

01:01:52.000 Like, being in a relationship also, like, try to do things new in a relationship, like...

01:01:57.000 Men tend... 0.99

01:02:00.000 I feel like some men tend to get bored of the relationship.

01:02:04.000 Maybe they're just in the same routine.

01:02:06.000 So you hit them to switch it up a little bit?

01:02:10.000 No, but I just feel like things were just getting bored.

01:02:15.000 We're also very young, so living together wasn't the best choice.

01:02:19.000 But like I said, doing things new in a relationship, respect, and just being mature, it's part of the growth of the relationship.

01:02:29.000 Alright, question for you ladies. 0.79

01:02:31.000 How often did you make food for your guy when you guys were together?

01:02:34.000 We had like a calendar.

01:02:37.000 Calendar?

01:02:37.000 What do you mean, calendar?

01:02:38.000 Yeah, we had a calendar.

01:02:39.000 Like for hours?

01:02:41.000 Yeah, for example, like if I'm in school and it's a Monday, you have to make food.

01:02:45.000 Oh, so you guys were 50-50 while making food?

01:02:47.000 Yeah.

01:02:48.000 Okay.

01:02:49.000 What about you?

01:02:50.000 How often did you make your guy food?

01:02:53.000 Never.

01:02:53.000 Fantastic.

01:02:55.000 Let's have a question in here as well.

01:02:57.000 Can you cook right after?

01:02:59.000 Okay, I learned how to cook this past year.

01:03:02.000 I really committed myself to being like, okay, one day I would totally love...

01:03:06.000 I think every girl here on the panel... 1.00

01:03:07.000 Can every girl here on the panel cook or no? 1.00

01:03:09.000 Every single one?

01:03:10.000 Yes.

01:03:11.000 Okay, so you've never made food for your guy.

01:03:17.000 Fantastic.

01:03:17.000 What about you?

01:03:19.000 How often?

01:03:21.000 Well, if I was at home before him, I would make it.

01:03:24.000 If he was home before me, he would make it.

01:03:26.000 So 50-50 as well?

01:03:27.000 Yeah.

01:03:28.000 Okay, what about you?

01:03:30.000 Given that he lived with his family.

01:03:32.000 You never made food for him?

01:03:33.000 No, I did.

01:03:34.000 I did.

01:03:34.000 I would help his mom in the kitchen all the time.

01:03:36.000 Okay.

01:03:37.000 All the time.

01:03:38.000 But not all, not every day?

01:03:40.000 No, literally all the time.

01:03:41.000 Okay.

01:03:42.000 Like every single meal.

01:03:43.000 So you'd cook with mom?

01:03:44.000 I would help her, yeah.

01:03:45.000 Alright, what about you?

01:03:47.000 Two to three times a day, depending if I had time to make breakfast.

01:03:51.000 You would cook for your guy two to three times a day?

01:03:53.000 Mm-hmm.

01:03:54.000 And have a full-time job?

01:03:55.000 Yeah.

01:03:56.000 Wow.

01:03:57.000 Dominicans, man. 0.98

01:03:58.000 Or did you just make it all at one time and then just have it ready?

01:04:00.000 No, like when I would get home from work and then dinner.

01:04:03.000 And then if I had time for breakfast before I left, I would make it.

01:04:05.000 For you and him?

01:04:07.000 Yeah.

01:04:07.000 Okay.

01:04:08.000 All right, what about you?

01:04:08.000 Good for you.

01:04:09.000 How often do you make food for your guy?

01:04:11.000 So he loves to cook, but I will cook probably like a couple times a week.

01:04:15.000 I love making desserts, so I make a lot of desserts.

01:04:18.000 So what, three to five times a week you cook?

01:04:20.000 Two to three.

01:04:21.000 Two to three.

01:04:21.000 And then, does he cook more than you do?

01:04:23.000 Yeah.

01:04:24.000 Is he a chef or something?

01:04:25.000 No.

01:04:25.000 He just enjoys it?

01:04:26.000 He likes cooking, yeah.

01:04:27.000 Oh, okay.

01:04:29.000 Whatever works. 0.99

01:04:30.000 I ain't doing that shit, though. 0.99

01:04:31.000 Everybody different. 0.99

01:04:32.000 What does he do for work?

01:04:33.000 He works in risk management.

01:04:36.000 He's a lawyer.

01:04:37.000 What about you?

01:04:37.000 Okay.

01:04:39.000 Every day when I was like with him together so far on vacation where we were renting things.

01:04:44.000 At least once a day?

01:04:45.000 Sorry?

01:04:45.000 Every day?

01:04:46.000 You said every day?

01:04:47.000 No, every day.

01:04:48.000 So morning for lunch and dinner.

01:04:50.000 You would cook him three meals a day?

01:04:51.000 Yeah, but there are times there, for example, in dinner we went to restaurants.

01:04:55.000 But other than that, yeah, I tried every day.

01:04:57.000 What about you?

01:04:58.000 How often did you cook for your guy?

01:05:00.000 Never.

01:05:00.000 We were both like broke college students eating ramen.

01:05:04.000 Okay, ladies, real quick. 1.00

01:05:07.000 Who in here would consider themselves the best cooks?

01:05:12.000 Raise your hand.

01:05:13.000 The best?

01:05:14.000 Best cooks.

01:05:15.000 Who's confident in their culinary skills.

01:05:17.000 Okay, we got one, two, three, four.

01:05:21.000 Perfect.

01:05:22.000 We got four ladies here that are really good cooks. 1.00

01:05:25.000 So you know what?

01:05:26.000 Let's play a game!

01:05:27.000 But before we do the game...

01:05:30.000 Mo, special mention, Bills, real quick.

01:05:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:35.000 So, Simon says, pay up.

01:05:39.000 I've listened to your show for over a year.

01:05:41.000 Freaking saying we settle up my tab.

01:05:43.000 Keep it up, gentlemen.

01:05:43.000 This painful experiment never gets old.

01:05:45.000 You can't make this shit up for real. 0.99

01:05:46.000 Thank you so much. 0.99

01:05:47.000 I appreciate that, bro, Simon says.

01:05:49.000 Appreciate that, my friend.

01:05:50.000 Thank you so much.

01:05:54.000 Ladies, we're going to play a game here. 1.00

01:05:56.000 And basically, we believe in all of you here.

01:05:58.000 Because once again...

01:05:59.000 I think five girls on the panel. 1.00

01:06:01.000 One, two, three, four, five.

01:06:02.000 No, six.

01:06:03.000 I want to participate.

01:06:04.000 Well, they did it first.

01:06:07.000 So we'll do four.

01:06:08.000 Anyhow, we do believe that food is a way to man's heart.

01:06:12.000 So we'll play a game here.

01:06:14.000 And ladies, enter if you don't mind.

01:06:15.000 Begin bringing in the goodies.

01:06:18.000 But yeah, cooking is going to be essential for your man.

01:06:20.000 Keep him long term.

01:06:22.000 So let's go.

01:06:23.000 Alright, so we're going to have a sandwich making contest.

01:06:29.000 Let's see what you got.

01:06:30.000 So we have a bunch of stuff here.

01:06:32.000 Okay.

01:06:32.000 Let's see what you got.

01:06:33.000 A bunch of condiments, etc.

01:06:34.000 We got gloves and all that.

01:06:35.000 Don't worry.

01:06:36.000 We got to keep it sanitary.

01:06:37.000 And then we actually have some individuals that's going to try the sandwiches and see which one makes the best sandwich.

01:06:44.000 We have a bunch of different stuff.

01:06:45.000 You got the utensils, everything else like that.

01:06:49.000 Nice.

01:06:50.000 You know, shout out to all the ladies. 1.00

01:06:52.000 So we're going to put all the stuff on the table.

01:06:55.000 And we're going to have you ladies make a sandwich, okay? 1.00

01:06:58.000 We're going to give you an amount of time.

01:06:59.000 Give you a few minutes.

01:07:00.000 So did he have a freak off?

01:07:01.000 We have a sandwich off.

01:07:03.000 There you go.

01:07:05.000 So, the chat said that they're bricked up right now.

01:07:08.000 This ain't that kind of show, bro.

01:07:11.000 But yeah, so it's a sandwich off right now that we're going to do.

01:07:15.000 And then when you're done with that, here are the gloves.

01:07:18.000 I'm going to pass them down.

01:07:21.000 The girls that are going to participate in the Sandwich Off, put on your gloves. 1.00

01:07:24.000 You said only four?

01:07:25.000 Only four.

01:07:25.000 Only four?

01:07:26.000 You want to do it too?

01:07:27.000 I want to do it.

01:07:28.000 Alright, go ahead.

01:07:32.000 Let's get the meat out and everything else like that too.

01:07:35.000 Meat out?

01:07:35.000 Get what?

01:07:36.000 Not that kind of meat.

01:07:44.000 What got in the rye?

01:07:47.000 The Purell.

01:07:48.000 The Purell?

01:07:48.000 How'd the Purell get in your eye?

01:07:50.000 My God, bro.

01:07:51.000 How'd you get Purell in your eye?

01:07:52.000 She opened it the wrong way.

01:07:54.000 Oh, my God.

01:07:55.000 Okay, you're out. 1.00

01:07:56.000 Stupid. 1.00

01:07:56.000 I'll forget, ladies. 1.00

01:07:58.000 Take her to the bathroom. 1.00

01:07:58.000 She's out. 1.00

01:08:00.000 She's out.

01:08:00.000 She's all right.

01:08:00.000 We already got a disqualification.

01:08:02.000 She might cut herself.

01:08:02.000 Okay.

01:08:03.000 Take an idea.

01:08:04.000 How'd you get Purell? 0.57

01:08:04.000 What the hell? 0.57

01:08:05.000 Oh, my God. 0.61

01:08:07.000 At least her eyes clean now.

01:08:08.000 Help her.

01:08:10.000 Please help her.

01:08:11.000 Okay, so we've got four contestants here.

01:08:13.000 Where's the meat, Angie?

01:08:16.000 Yeah, wake up.

01:08:17.000 Come on, guys, hurry up.

01:08:18.000 Get this stuff out here.

01:08:20.000 So we're going to see...

01:08:22.000 Who's going to win this battle?

01:08:23.000 Yeah.

01:08:24.000 And we're going to have Mo, Bill, and Chris test the meats.

01:08:27.000 And the sandwich is the same.

01:08:28.000 They're going to test the sandwich that you make.

01:08:29.000 Who has the best one?

01:08:30.000 Alright, so ladies, go ahead and throw your gloves on. 1.00

01:08:32.000 And we're getting the meat packages right now.

01:08:34.000 No, there's only four.

01:08:35.000 These four.

01:08:36.000 What?

01:08:36.000 She wants to participate.

01:08:38.000 You want to do it too?

01:08:38.000 Yeah.

01:08:39.000 Let's all do it.

01:08:40.000 I think everyone wants to do that.

01:08:42.000 She can't cut, bro. 0.97

01:08:43.000 This is a sandwich, nigga. 1.00

01:08:44.000 This is a sandwich. 0.95

01:08:46.000 All right.

01:08:47.000 Wait, so how can we tell?

01:08:49.000 Can we mark the colors, you know, late?

01:08:51.000 Mark the what?

01:08:52.000 We'll do one by one.

01:08:53.000 Yeah, yeah, we're going to do one by one, and we're going to cut the sandwiches up.

01:08:55.000 All right.

01:08:56.000 There's a chat in the meantime.

01:08:57.000 Yeah, yeah, I can do chats while we set this up.

01:08:59.000 Yeah.

01:09:00.000 There's the rumble rants.

01:09:01.000 Okay, I'll do the rumble rants.

01:09:03.000 Yeah.

01:09:04.000 Okay.

01:09:04.000 What is this called?

01:09:05.000 Make sure we have all the condiments out, ladies, by the way. 1.00

01:09:07.000 Okay.

01:09:08.000 So while they do that, I'll read these chats.

01:09:09.000 W for having Bills in the intro.

01:09:11.000 He has been doing his absolute best with chat slash rants.

01:09:13.000 The show quality entertainment with the shows and sun streams has upgraded like crazy ever since he's been here.

01:09:17.000 Lucky to have you, Bills.

01:09:18.000 Yeah, shout out to Bills, man.

01:09:22.000 Great asset to the team.

01:09:23.000 Doing God's work. 0.99

01:09:25.000 Question, any good lotions to help you stop jerking off? 1.00

01:09:27.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:09:29.000 Okay, I can't. 1.00

01:09:30.000 I can quit cold turkey.

01:09:31.000 I need to work my way down.

01:09:32.000 Maybe adding something to the lotion.

01:09:33.000 P.S. Any plans on bringing back?

01:09:35.000 Okay, use hot sauce.

01:09:37.000 That is going to be...

01:09:38.000 There you go, my friend.

01:09:39.000 So you gotta punish yourself every time. 0.93

01:09:41.000 If you want to fat, you're gonna have to burn for it, okay?

01:09:44.000 What else we got here?

01:09:45.000 Bar loss.

01:09:46.000 And I'm going to start the timer, by the way, guys.

01:09:48.000 So don't start yet.

01:09:49.000 Don't start making the sandwiches yet.

01:09:52.000 I'm going to start a timer here once we have everything out.

01:09:55.000 And then, Angie, make sure that we have everything out and let me know when we have it out so that we can do it.

01:09:59.000 Watch Frosh.

01:09:59.000 Come here, Frosh.

01:10:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:01.000 Move that stuff out the way.

01:10:02.000 You don't need to be in this battle.

01:10:04.000 Okay.

01:10:05.000 Save Frosh.

01:10:05.000 All right.

01:10:07.000 So...

01:10:07.000 Okay.

01:10:08.000 I just want to...

01:10:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:10.000 Put everything there.

01:10:12.000 And I'll let the audience know kind of what we have here.

01:10:14.000 We got bread.

01:10:15.000 We got cream cheese.

01:10:16.000 Tomatoes.

01:10:17.000 We got some tomatoes.

01:10:18.000 Lettuce.

01:10:19.000 Guacamole.

01:10:19.000 Ham.

01:10:19.000 Different types of meats.

01:10:21.000 Beef.

01:10:21.000 Cheese, et cetera.

01:10:23.000 And bread.

01:10:24.000 So we're going to have all the girls make a sandwich. 1.00

01:10:26.000 And then we will have the fat niggas in the back. 1.00

01:10:29.000 Test it out. 0.98

01:10:30.000 Mo, you can cheat on your diet today. 0.83

01:10:32.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:10:33.000 We need your connoisseur-ness when it comes to eating.

01:10:35.000 Connoisseur-ness.

01:10:39.000 The A, man. 0.81

01:10:40.000 I think it's going to be the best one to judge it.

01:10:42.000 That's true.

01:10:43.000 All right.

01:10:43.000 So...

01:10:44.000 All right.

01:10:46.000 And then bar loss goes...

01:10:47.000 I'm making 20...

01:10:47.000 And we're still setting up, guys.

01:10:48.000 So I'll keep reading these chats until we're set up.

01:10:50.000 And then ladies, just give me a green light when we're ready to start it. 1.00

01:10:52.000 I'm 22.

01:10:53.000 Okay.

01:10:53.000 I'm 22 making 70K to 80K a year.

01:10:57.000 Zero...

01:10:58.000 23 saved.

01:11:00.000 Zero...

01:11:00.000 Depp?

01:11:00.000 Oh, Depp.

01:11:01.000 He means with a B. And a 780 credit score, two-year history.

01:11:03.000 How do I get into a turnkey multifamily?

01:11:05.000 I see.

01:11:06.000 You need to save more money, bro, depending on where you are.

01:11:08.000 Because $23,000, you're probably going to have to live in it for a year because you're not going to have enough to put 20% down.

01:11:14.000 So I would go an FHA route if I were you.

01:11:17.000 And then we've got three digless ladies. 1.00

01:11:18.000 Guys with names that start with, what letter hit it the best?

01:11:22.000 That's funny, actually.

01:11:23.000 That's funny.

01:11:25.000 That's rhetorical, right?

01:11:26.000 I mean, he's probably joking about it, but we could...

01:11:29.000 Okay.

01:11:30.000 Do we have everything on the table?

01:11:31.000 Yes.

01:11:32.000 Okay, cool.

01:11:33.000 I guess...

01:11:34.000 Just the pickles.

01:11:35.000 The pickles?

01:11:36.000 Okay, bring the pickles out.

01:11:37.000 Who likes pickles?

01:11:39.000 Okay, I'll finish these chats, and then we'll get to it.

01:11:41.000 All right, next one.

01:11:42.000 If her name ain't the bag, then don't chase her. 0.98

01:11:45.000 Ooh, I like that one.

01:11:45.000 That's from my voice, okay?

01:11:46.000 And then David A.I.G. goes, Effort of much respect.

01:11:49.000 I lost a family member, went to a 380, and after hearing y'all for two years, I dropped down to 260.

01:11:54.000 It's still going down and got my first 90K job.

01:11:56.000 Thanks to y'all.

01:11:57.000 Good job, bro.

01:11:57.000 Shout out to you, David, man.

01:11:58.000 That's what it's about, man.

01:11:59.000 Become successful.

01:12:00.000 She said it's not domestic violence if he's a foreign national.

01:12:03.000 I know.

01:12:03.000 It's crazy.

01:12:05.000 It's crazy.

01:12:06.000 I skipped leg day again.

01:12:08.000 Goes, since you are all average or below average, they're going to be judging it.

01:12:12.000 And then, give fresh one too.

01:12:14.000 No, because you're a picky eater, bro.

01:12:17.000 So you can pick the best sandwich too. 1.00

01:12:18.000 Nigga, I can't eat that shit, bro. 1.00

01:12:19.000 What do you mean you can't eat that shit? 1.00

01:12:20.000 You eat worse. 1.00

01:12:21.000 I've not had a whole million years, bro.

01:12:23.000 This is a sandwich, man. 0.97

01:12:24.000 Nigga. 1.00

01:12:25.000 No!

01:12:26.000 They're doing it.

01:12:27.000 Bro.

01:12:27.000 Okay.

01:12:29.000 Is Andy still here?

01:12:31.000 Andy's in the back, yeah.

01:12:32.000 Okay.

01:12:32.000 Andy will be a judge, too.

01:12:33.000 There you go.

01:12:34.000 Okay. 1.00

01:12:34.000 Since you're all average, he's a fat nigga, too. 1.00

01:12:36.000 Do you consider being with a man who is five per day making less than 50K per year settling or get what you deserve? 0.99

01:12:42.000 Imaginary.

01:12:43.000 Imaginary?

01:12:44.000 There's your answer. 1.00

01:12:45.000 Goddamn. 0.99

01:12:46.000 Kobe? 0.99

01:12:46.000 You want a simplified question? 0.99

01:12:47.000 Here's a customized simplified question.

01:12:49.000 Ooga booga.

01:12:49.000 Hopefully this is a relative to the panel's IQ. Okay.

01:12:56.000 All right, and then question for the ladies. 1.00

01:12:57.000 Do any of you want kids?

01:12:58.000 If so, if not, please explain why.

01:13:00.000 If yes, what age do you plan on having them?

01:13:02.000 All right, save that question.

01:13:03.000 I'll ask that one after the sandwich off.

01:13:05.000 Okay, so as you guys can see, welcome to the first Fresh and Fit sandwich off.

01:13:09.000 We are going to have the ladies make a sandwich. 1.00

01:13:12.000 It looks like most of them are participating.

01:13:15.000 So we have a bunch of things on the table here.

01:13:16.000 We got bread.

01:13:17.000 Different condiments, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.

01:13:21.000 Different meats, cheeses.

01:13:22.000 So what I'll do is, I'm going to have the girls start making the sandwiches. 1.00

01:13:27.000 We'll put a timer for what?

01:13:28.000 Five, three minutes?

01:13:29.000 Three minutes.

01:13:30.000 Three minutes.

01:13:31.000 So you guys have 180 seconds to make the best sandwich that you can.

01:13:35.000 Try not to attack each other while you guys do this.

01:13:36.000 You need to stand up and reach over and whatever.

01:13:38.000 Do what you got to do.

01:13:39.000 And please don't rub the gloves all over the table, please.

01:13:41.000 I'm watching your girls. 0.72

01:13:42.000 The girls are touching your gloves. 1.00

01:13:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:45.000 Try not to rub the table and stuff like that. 1.00

01:13:46.000 Man, you eat that shit, man. 1.00

01:13:48.000 I see a minimum, man. 1.00

01:13:49.000 And then after that, we'll cut the sandwiches up, and then we'll have the judges try, and they will give you guys a rating, and then the girl that wins will get a special prize. 0.96

01:13:58.000 Yep.

01:13:59.000 All right, we are going to give a prize at the end of this.

01:14:01.000 So, cool.

01:14:02.000 Everyone's participating?

01:14:03.000 Oh, Ms.

01:14:03.000 DMV, you're not in it?

01:14:04.000 I'm in it.

01:14:05.000 Oh, you are?

01:14:05.000 Okay, okay.

01:14:06.000 I didn't see your hands.

01:14:07.000 Alright, cool.

01:14:08.000 So, we can go ahead and start the timer.

01:14:10.000 Move the mics.

01:14:11.000 Move the mics.

01:14:11.000 Oh, should we move the mics?

01:14:13.000 Move the mics.

01:14:14.000 Move the mics?

01:14:15.000 Okay.

01:14:15.000 Yeah, move them out their way, ladies.

01:14:18.000 And then, yeah, move the stuff so they have as much room as possible. 0.99

01:14:21.000 And I'll just narrate this shit, I guess. 0.99

01:14:22.000 I'll just be sitting here giving you a play-by-play as they make this sandwich off. 0.99

01:14:26.000 And if any of you guys fucking copy us... 0.99

01:14:28.000 I'm gonna know, cause ain't nobody doing a fucking sandwich on fucking any other podcast, goddammit. 0.99

01:14:33.000 We're the only ones. 0.99

01:14:35.000 Alright, niggas. 1.00

01:14:36.000 They already copied right now.

01:14:38.000 Yeah, man, one of a kind. 0.98

01:14:39.000 We got lie detector, all that shit. 1.00

01:14:40.000 Spin the wheels. 1.00

01:14:41.000 They copying as we speak.

01:14:42.000 Alright, so we're gonna, um, someone got a timer ready?

01:14:45.000 Chris or Mo or somebody have a timer ready? 0.99

01:14:48.000 Shit, I got it. 1.00

01:14:49.000 Okay, Bills, you got it? 1.00

01:14:50.000 Yeah, I do.

01:14:50.000 Alright, Bills, you're gonna call time?

01:14:52.000 Alright, so we're gonna count this down.

01:14:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:58.000 I got it, I got it.

01:14:59.000 Okay, let them take two pieces of bread each.

01:15:02.000 That's fine, just to start.

01:15:03.000 Pass or two?

01:15:04.000 Can somebody pass or two?

01:15:05.000 Pass or two, please.

01:15:07.000 So, we're going to start it in...

01:15:08.000 Okay, everybody has their bread starting off.

01:15:11.000 Okay, and you guys have your stuff.

01:15:13.000 Cool.

01:15:13.000 So, we're going to give it...

01:15:14.000 Mo, you ready?

01:15:15.000 I mean, not Bills, you ready?

01:15:16.000 Three! 1.00

01:15:17.000 Bills, you give the countdown.

01:15:18.000 Okay.

01:15:19.000 Three! 1.00

01:15:20.000 Wait, there's not enough...

01:15:21.000 There's not enough time!

01:15:23.000 There's not enough what?

01:15:23.000 Knives?

01:15:24.000 Get them knives, guys.

01:15:25.000 Get them knives. 0.96

01:15:26.000 And we're doing three minutes, right?

01:15:28.000 Three minutes, yep.

01:15:29.000 Three minutes.

01:15:32.000 Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

01:15:33.000 We'll give you guys your utensils.

01:15:34.000 It's fine.

01:15:34.000 Anyone else need utensils before we start this?

01:15:36.000 I want to make sure everyone has a fair chance.

01:15:40.000 No, no, no.

01:15:40.000 It's true, though.

01:15:41.000 We got to make it fair.

01:15:42.000 Does everybody have everything they need?

01:15:44.000 Everybody.

01:15:45.000 Yes?

01:15:45.000 Okay, because I'm going to get it going here in a second.

01:15:47.000 Y'all ready?

01:15:49.000 All right.

01:15:50.000 Girls, count it down. 1.00

01:15:51.000 Three, two, one.

01:15:53.000 Go ahead, ladies. 1.00

01:15:54.000 Let's go.

01:15:55.000 All right, cool.

01:15:55.000 So the sandwich making contest is off, and we have the ladies start beginning.

01:16:01.000 She's putting on some butter.

01:16:03.000 We're going to see what happens here.

01:16:04.000 She's playing, man.

01:16:05.000 Every corner is being buttered.

01:16:07.000 Y'all ladies got this.

01:16:09.000 Don't worry. 1.00

01:16:10.000 Listen, she's slapping that butter on like a motherfucker. 1.00

01:16:12.000 Yeah, okay. 1.00

01:16:13.000 Three minutes.

01:16:15.000 She's left her boyfriend.

01:16:16.000 All right, let's see what happens here.

01:16:17.000 Okay.

01:16:19.000 She's supposed to eat cheese right now. 0.98

01:16:20.000 Bills, at every minute, give us the...

01:16:23.000 Oh, she's getting a ham, bro.

01:16:24.000 Two minutes and 30 seconds.

01:16:25.000 She likes her meat. 0.98

01:16:25.000 Well done. 0.98

01:16:26.000 Two minutes and 30 seconds left.

01:16:28.000 Well done.

01:16:29.000 Two minutes and 30 seconds left.

01:16:31.000 All right, Chad, who do y'all have right now?

01:16:33.000 Okay, we got 20,000 y'all in here watching, by the way.

01:16:36.000 Yeah, who y'all betting on? 0.99

01:16:37.000 Man, we're the fucking best, bro. 0.99

01:16:39.000 I'm not gonna lie, bro. 0.99

01:16:40.000 She's grabbing our meat viciously, bro. 1.00

01:16:42.000 She ain't playing, though.

01:16:43.000 She loves her meat. 0.96

01:16:44.000 Yeah, the first ever sandwich off is here, guys.

01:16:47.000 Yeah.

01:16:48.000 Listen, bro.

01:16:49.000 We got almost a minute in already.

01:16:52.000 Alright.

01:16:52.000 Timer's going rapidly.

01:16:54.000 Two more minutes!

01:16:55.000 Okay, one minute has been elapsed.

01:16:56.000 Ladies, you have two more minutes to go. 1.00

01:16:58.000 Listen, man.

01:16:59.000 Look at that lettuce, man.

01:17:00.000 Don't worry, y'all got this?

01:17:01.000 You got this.

01:17:01.000 Yeah, y'all got this.

01:17:02.000 This is beautiful, guys.

01:17:03.000 The first ever sandwich off.

01:17:05.000 I bricked up!

01:17:05.000 She has a mayonnaise, bro.

01:17:06.000 I bricked up!

01:17:08.000 Get him, Chris!

01:17:09.000 Okay.

01:17:10.000 Ooh, WW. Is that guac?

01:17:13.000 Okay.

01:17:13.000 I got guac in it.

01:17:15.000 She ain't got guac.

01:17:15.000 Okay.

01:17:16.000 Guac, guac 2000.

01:17:17.000 Is that ketchup and guac?

01:17:18.000 This a rancho, ain't it?

01:17:20.000 Listen, man.

01:17:21.000 One minute, 30 seconds down.

01:17:24.000 All right.

01:17:24.000 One minute, 30 seconds.

01:17:25.000 You guys are halfway through.

01:17:27.000 Oh, she prefers dark meat. 0.95

01:17:27.000 I can tell. 0.95

01:17:28.000 I can tell.

01:17:29.000 Cut into four sessions, by the way.

01:17:30.000 She's smiling too much.

01:17:31.000 All right, tell them.

01:17:31.000 No, no, no.

01:17:32.000 Don't worry.

01:17:33.000 Let them make the sandwich and then we'll take them to the back and then cut them up. 0.98

01:17:35.000 Alright, cool.

01:17:36.000 That way they don't waste time.

01:17:37.000 Tether cheese?

01:17:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:38.000 God damn. 1.00

01:17:38.000 So we're going to cut each sandwich up into four sections and then ladies, what we'll do is we'll take their plates and then just put it in the thing marked by which girl it is and then bam. 1.00

01:17:47.000 Ew, this chick uses mustard, bro. 0.91

01:17:49.000 That's an L. Some people like mustard, bro.

01:17:53.000 Some people like mustard.

01:17:54.000 One minute warning.

01:17:56.000 One minute warning, ladies. 1.00

01:17:58.000 One minute warning.

01:17:59.000 Y'all got this?

01:18:00.000 You guys can do this?

01:18:01.000 Man, me sandwich.

01:18:02.000 I'm hungry.

01:18:03.000 Y'all got this, man.

01:18:05.000 Yes, sir.

01:18:05.000 Y'all got this.

01:18:06.000 Keep your mouth open.

01:18:07.000 Long term, make him a sandwich.

01:18:08.000 45 seconds to go.

01:18:10.000 They trying to get wiped out tonight.

01:18:12.000 Oh God, they trying to get wiped out.

01:18:13.000 Listen, you got 20K watching.

01:18:15.000 20K watching.

01:18:16.000 20K watching.

01:18:17.000 This could be a hunting watcher right now.

01:18:18.000 It could be a man of your dreams.

01:18:19.000 Y'all got this.

01:18:20.000 Watching you make a sandwich.

01:18:21.000 All right.

01:18:22.000 30 seconds!

01:18:23.000 30 seconds to go, ladies. 1.00

01:18:25.000 Almost time.

01:18:26.000 Once the sandwich is made, just have it ready on the plate, and the girls will take it from the stage, and then we will mark each plate with each girl who it belongs to.

01:18:33.000 She's making a double offer. 1.00

01:18:34.000 God damn! 1.00

01:18:34.000 That shit stacks! 1.00

01:18:36.000 Okay, perfect, perfect. 1.00

01:18:37.000 Oh, so one person's done!

01:18:38.000 Okay, two people's done.

01:18:40.000 How many more seconds?

01:18:42.000 How many?

01:18:43.000 Ten seconds!

01:18:44.000 Ten seconds!

01:18:45.000 Uh-oh! 0.94

01:18:45.000 Chat going wild, y'all! 0.94

01:18:46.000 I like the video!

01:18:47.000 Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

01:18:53.000 Okay, bang guys!

01:18:55.000 Alright, the sandwich off is complete.

01:18:56.000 Three minutes!

01:18:57.000 The sandwich off is complete, so what we're going to do now is...

01:18:59.000 Okay, no more.

01:19:00.000 Pencils down.

01:19:01.000 Or in this case, forks down.

01:19:03.000 Forks down.

01:19:03.000 You're cheating.

01:19:04.000 Okay, so this is what we're going to do.

01:19:07.000 Mark each plate, guys, and then take it to the back and then cut them up, and then we're going to serve them to Bills and everybody else in the back and Andy and all that.

01:19:15.000 But yeah, so let's get everything off the table.

01:19:17.000 Mark each plate by each girl.

01:19:20.000 Shorty made a double whopper, bro. 1.00

01:19:21.000 That shit big as hell. 1.00

01:19:22.000 Shout out to the ladies in the back that are helping out with this. 1.00

01:19:25.000 Okay.

01:19:25.000 And thank you ladies on the panel for being good sports and doing the sandwich.

01:19:28.000 You guys are in the first ever sandwich off.

01:19:29.000 Good job ladies! 1.00

01:19:31.000 Round of applause to the ladies on the panel.

01:19:36.000 And shout out to the ladies on the team that are helping out with all this. 1.00

01:19:39.000 Obviously this takes a massive amount of coordination.

01:19:41.000 It does.

01:19:42.000 So thank you to Angie and Icy for helping facilitate this.

01:19:46.000 Melissa and Abby.

01:19:47.000 Yep.

01:19:47.000 And getting all the condiments and everything else like that.

01:19:51.000 And then sandwiches are made, marked, and then we're going to cut them up and give them to the boys.

01:19:56.000 And then we will have them rate them.

01:19:57.000 Yeah.

01:19:58.000 And we'll go from there, man.

01:19:59.000 And then the mic's on the table for you.

01:20:01.000 Yeah, we'll put the mic's back on.

01:20:02.000 Honestly speaking, Mo's going to have the best taste buds.

01:20:04.000 Yeah.

01:20:05.000 Probably, yeah.

01:20:07.000 We need your expertise on this one, bro.

01:20:09.000 Hey, if I'm giving my expertise, y'all better like the video on God, bro.

01:20:13.000 Okay.

01:20:13.000 We only got like 2.3k likes, bro.

01:20:16.000 What?

01:20:16.000 What's going on, bro?

01:20:17.000 Yo, come on, man. 1.00

01:20:18.000 Bro, what the fuck, man? 0.99

01:20:19.000 All we ask is for likes on YouTube, bro. 1.00

01:20:20.000 That's it.

01:20:21.000 Let's get their mics back up. 0.93

01:20:22.000 Ladies, just grab your mic. 1.00

01:20:23.000 It's probably below you.

01:20:24.000 Just grab it.

01:20:25.000 Put it right back on the table.

01:20:26.000 Yeah, just make sure...

01:20:29.000 No, which sandwich is which?

01:20:32.000 Yeah, they marked them.

01:20:34.000 Chris, they marked them.

01:20:36.000 Okay, perfect.

01:20:37.000 Angie marked it.

01:20:38.000 Okay.

01:20:38.000 I am glad I'm not them, though.

01:20:44.000 I made it with love.

01:20:48.000 There you go.

01:20:49.000 She made it with love.

01:20:53.000 We'll see what happens here.

01:20:58.000 I'm actually excited for these results, man. 0.98

01:21:00.000 And we got three fat niggas here. 1.00

01:21:02.000 We got Chris, we got Moe, and we got Andy. 0.55

01:21:05.000 So they can actually go ahead and dictate which sandwich is going to be best.

01:21:08.000 So we're going to cut them up and we'll have them try them on air, each sandwich.

01:21:12.000 You're going to take a bite of each and then see which one is the best.

01:21:14.000 And we'll go from there, man.

01:21:16.000 I'm loving these mo' roasts. 0.69

01:21:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:20.000 Alright, cool.

01:21:21.000 Bills, what's up next?

01:21:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:22.000 You can do some chats.

01:21:23.000 Okay, we can do some chats.

01:21:24.000 Actually, you know what?

01:21:25.000 Hold on.

01:21:25.000 Actually, we should get some post-game analysis from the ladies.

01:21:27.000 Okay, ladies. 1.00

01:21:29.000 What are you thinking?

01:21:30.000 They did the best sandwich here and then tell us why.

01:21:34.000 Me, because I made it with love.

01:21:36.000 Made it with love?

01:21:36.000 Okay.

01:21:37.000 I saw you stacking a whole stack there.

01:21:39.000 What was your game plan with that?

01:21:41.000 I just, I figured that men eat a lot, so I just did like... 0.99

01:21:45.000 I did say fat niggas. 1.00

01:21:46.000 So she was like, just put it all in there. 0.98

01:21:48.000 She made it stack by stack by stack.

01:21:50.000 I'm just trying to put other ingredients.

01:21:52.000 Okay, what about you?

01:21:54.000 How'd you make yours?

01:21:55.000 Um, I don't know.

01:21:56.000 I took it slow.

01:21:58.000 Like, everyone was going so fast, I was like...

01:22:03.000 What about you, mom?

01:22:04.000 I just did a traditional, you know, guanido sandwich.

01:22:08.000 Inventado en la casa.

01:22:10.000 Alright.

01:22:11.000 Okay.

01:22:11.000 Cool.

01:22:12.000 What about you?

01:22:13.000 Yeah.

01:22:14.000 Me?

01:22:15.000 How is your sandwich making?

01:22:16.000 I don't know, because I never make sandwiches.

01:22:19.000 So I'm not too confident.

01:22:20.000 Oh, for real?

01:22:21.000 Yeah, I never make sandwiches.

01:22:22.000 You only cook? 0.79

01:22:23.000 Yeah.

01:22:24.000 Sandwiches are very like, I don't know, like snack type to me.

01:22:27.000 It's like an emergency.

01:22:28.000 Advanced level stuff.

01:22:29.000 Advanced.

01:22:30.000 So this is beneath you then.

01:22:31.000 Okay.

01:22:31.000 No, no, no.

01:22:32.000 What about you?

01:22:33.000 It's how I would like it.

01:22:35.000 I made it how I would like it.

01:22:37.000 It's for a man. 0.97

01:22:39.000 It's for a man though, not for a woman. 1.00

01:22:41.000 Guys, you're thinking with your dick. 1.00

01:22:44.000 I would do the same thing for me, but I'd put the double, so yeah. 1.00

01:22:51.000 Okay, double stack.

01:22:52.000 And for you?

01:22:53.000 I was literally just guessing on what I think a man would like.

01:22:56.000 I was just freestyling.

01:22:58.000 She put mustard on there, the mayonnaise. 0.99

01:23:00.000 I'm like, God damn. 0.99

01:23:02.000 Yo, yo, bro. 0.99

01:23:03.000 Mixing mayonnaise and mustard, come on, bro. 1.00

01:23:06.000 That shit crazy. 1.00

01:23:07.000 That shit crazy, bro. 1.00

01:23:09.000 But she's white, so I give her a pass. 1.00

01:23:10.000 She's white.

01:23:12.000 But yeah, this is going to be amazing.

01:23:13.000 Yo, Moe, you ready for this, Moe?

01:23:16.000 Oh, God.

01:23:16.000 Chris, you ready for this?

01:23:17.000 Let's go.

01:23:18.000 Bill, you ready for this? 1.00

01:23:20.000 We can't lose you, Bill, so don't die, nigga. 1.00

01:23:27.000 Alright, where are we at here? 0.94

01:23:29.000 Anybody else thoughts on, I guess, analysis on what was going through your mind when you were making a sandwich? 0.96

01:23:35.000 Like, fuck, I don't have enough, like, what was going through any of y'all heads? 0.96

01:23:38.000 Oh, I usually toast my sandwiches. 1.00

01:23:41.000 Ah, you toast them.

01:23:42.000 Okay.

01:23:43.000 Maybe we gotta get a toaster for the next one.

01:23:46.000 Maybe.

01:23:47.000 You guys ready?

01:23:47.000 I like to put it on the pan.

01:23:49.000 Yeah, with the cheese like it melts.

01:23:52.000 It can be also better.

01:23:53.000 So let's do one at a time, guys, in the back.

01:23:56.000 Who's up first?

01:23:57.000 Oh, y'all already got them ready?

01:23:58.000 That was fast.

01:23:59.000 Okay.

01:24:01.000 So number one is who?

01:24:02.000 Her?

01:24:02.000 Yeah.

01:24:04.000 Okay, so let me break it down for the audience so they know what the hell's going on here.

01:24:06.000 So we numbered the sandwiches from one to eight.

01:24:10.000 Okay?

01:24:11.000 And they cut up each sandwich, and they're going to pass it to members of the team, and they're going to basically take a bite of each sandwich, and then pick...

01:24:20.000 The best one.

01:24:21.000 And then we should also give...

01:24:22.000 Are we going to give number ratings on each one?

01:24:23.000 Yes.

01:24:24.000 Okay, one to ten?

01:24:25.000 Yes.

01:24:25.000 Okay, y'all got your things or whatever?

01:24:27.000 Yes, they have it.

01:24:28.000 Okay, sweet.

01:24:29.000 So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:30.000 So the judges are in the back.

01:24:32.000 Andy, where you at?

01:24:33.000 Andy! 0.86

01:24:34.000 Andy! 0.86

01:24:34.000 Okay. 0.86

01:24:35.000 So we got Andy as well in the back, and he's going to be judging the sandwiches.

01:24:40.000 So...

01:24:40.000 Roast beef sandwich.

01:24:42.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

01:24:44.000 What do you mean by that? 1.00

01:24:44.000 Okay. 1.00

01:24:47.000 Trust me, you don't want to know.

01:24:49.000 Elaborate.

01:24:50.000 No, you don't want to know.

01:24:51.000 Might be talking about you.

01:24:53.000 Okay.

01:24:54.000 So we got Andy here as well.

01:24:57.000 Yeah.

01:24:58.000 This came in the fray.

01:24:58.000 Yeah.

01:24:59.000 Andy helped us build the studio.

01:25:02.000 Yeah. 0.82

01:25:02.000 And he's also a fat... 0.82

01:25:04.000 Sorry, food connoisseur. 0.97

01:25:08.000 Oh, man.

01:25:11.000 They said Mo's going to be tearing it up. 0.99

01:25:12.000 Goddamn, man. 0.99

01:25:13.000 It's trying to go all crazy. 1.00

01:25:15.000 Okay.

01:25:15.000 They said Mo's gaining back all the pounds.

01:25:17.000 So, Mo's gaining all the points.

01:25:18.000 You guys still aren't ready, right?

01:25:19.000 You guys are just passing the sandwiches out?

01:25:21.000 That's sandwiches number one.

01:25:23.000 They're ready.

01:25:24.000 Oh, so they're going to...

01:25:25.000 Okay, they're going to take...

01:25:27.000 Okay, so they're going to take a bite and then they're going to go to the next one.

01:25:30.000 Okay, alright.

01:25:32.000 You guys ready?

01:25:32.000 And they're going to rate it from 1 to 10.

01:25:34.000 Alright, so, alright then, Judge Niggas, in the back. 0.99

01:25:37.000 Y'all go ahead and take the bite of the first sandwich, okay?

01:25:41.000 And we want to see what you guys think here.

01:25:47.000 Hey, Andy, just eat it for the team, man.

01:25:49.000 Eat it, man.

01:25:51.000 Oh, y'all heard me. 0.99

01:25:52.000 Yes, we heard you, nigga. 1.00

01:25:53.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:25:53.000 Eat it. 1.00

01:25:54.000 My bad.

01:25:55.000 Yeah.

01:25:56.000 All right.

01:25:56.000 This is part of the job.

01:25:58.000 Put your mark.

01:26:00.000 He was in the back doing some maintenance stuff, and I was like, sorry, bro, you get entered into this sandwich contest, man. 0.99

01:26:07.000 Clean your mouth, nigga. 1.00

01:26:08.000 And just so y'all know, Angie brought all the ingredients literally earlier today, a few hours before the show. 0.94

01:26:12.000 So they're the freshest that you could get them.

01:26:14.000 You know what I mean?

01:26:14.000 So don't worry, guys.

01:26:16.000 Okay.

01:26:17.000 So Bills, we'll start with you, brother.

01:26:19.000 What are you rating?

01:26:20.000 An eight?

01:26:21.000 Okay.

01:26:21.000 Okay, eight.

01:26:22.000 All right.

01:26:22.000 Eight?

01:26:23.000 All right.

01:26:24.000 Chris?

01:26:25.000 Chris?

01:26:26.000 What are you...

01:26:27.000 No, you're the cameraman.

01:26:28.000 Eight?

01:26:29.000 Okay.

01:26:29.000 Outside down?

01:26:30.000 Thanks, Chris.

01:26:33.000 All right.

01:26:34.000 Andy and Mo, what do y'all rate it?

01:26:37.000 Three?

01:26:37.000 Yeah, man, dude!

01:26:38.000 That nigga boogey! 1.00

01:26:39.000 That nigga boogey as fuck! 1.00

01:26:41.000 Goddamn! 1.00

01:26:41.000 And I asked how I like it. 1.00

01:26:43.000 Okay.

01:26:43.000 And Mo?

01:26:44.000 Mo, what are you rating?

01:26:45.000 I gave it a six.

01:26:45.000 A six?

01:26:46.000 All right, so that gives us an average score.

01:26:49.000 Eight.

01:26:50.000 Plus, eight.

01:26:51.000 Plus, what did...

01:26:52.000 I have it.

01:26:52.000 He had three and a six.

01:26:54.000 A three and a six.

01:26:55.000 Okay, so give us an average rating for that, Angie.

01:26:57.000 So let's go to sandwich two now.

01:26:58.000 Okay.

01:26:59.000 This is from the crazy person.

01:27:00.000 What was on that belt? 0.87

01:27:04.000 Moe, it's one bite Moe! 0.98

01:27:06.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:08.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:11.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:12.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:13.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:14.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:15.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:16.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:17.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:18.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:19.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:21.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:23.000 Moe, it's one bite! 0.99

01:27:28.000 Moe, it's one Alright, now we're on Sandwich 2.

01:27:31.000 Alright, so I want you guys to give us what you guys think of Sandwich 2.

01:27:37.000 And this comes from...

01:27:38.000 That's poison, isn't it?

01:27:40.000 Miramar.

01:27:41.000 Yeah, Miss Miramar.

01:27:42.000 Can you call me Spiderman?

01:27:45.000 No, I'm kidding.

01:27:46.000 Okay, sandwich two now.

01:27:49.000 Alright.

01:27:49.000 Bills?

01:27:50.000 Bills?

01:27:50.000 Sandwich two?

01:27:52.000 I actually don't eat sandwiches, so this is kind of like a hit or a miss.

01:27:56.000 I feel like I was missing the ingredients.

01:27:58.000 Right?

01:28:00.000 Oh, now they're making excuses.

01:28:01.000 I like this.

01:28:02.000 Every excuse I can come up with right now, I will.

01:28:05.000 Okay.

01:28:06.000 Well, I'm saying we're two now.

01:28:07.000 Now, Bills gives this one a seven.

01:28:10.000 Okay.

01:28:11.000 All right.

01:28:12.000 Chris gives it a six.

01:28:14.000 Mo?

01:28:15.000 4.5. 1.00

01:28:16.000 Damn, nigga! 1.00

01:28:17.000 Damn, you couldn't give me a whole five? 1.00

01:28:19.000 4.5. 0.99

01:28:20.000 And Andy gave it a six.

01:28:23.000 Okay.

01:28:24.000 Sweet! 0.95

01:28:26.000 Okay.

01:28:27.000 Tally up.

01:28:29.000 This is fun, man.

01:28:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:28:31.000 No, this is...

01:28:31.000 I am happy to be...

01:28:32.000 This is the sandwich off, ladies. 1.00

01:28:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:35.000 Diddy's freak off, sandwich off.

01:28:37.000 Okay, now we're going to go to...

01:28:40.000 Not ready to mingle.

01:28:42.000 Not ready to mingle, number three.

01:28:43.000 The mom of the group?

01:28:43.000 The mom.

01:28:44.000 The mom.

01:28:45.000 So let's see if the mom sandwich is the best sandwich.

01:28:48.000 The best sandwich.

01:28:49.000 Okay.

01:28:50.000 How did you write me?

01:28:51.000 I'm writing... 1.00

01:28:51.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:28:57.000 What's going on, Chris? 1.00

01:28:59.000 Yo, what the fuck, man? 1.00

01:29:00.000 I'm sick of Chris, man. 1.00

01:29:01.000 Three? 1.00

01:29:02.000 Oh, damn! 0.99

01:29:03.000 Chris gave it a three? 1.00

01:29:05.000 The first two was a bomb, man.

01:29:07.000 Mom made a healthy sandwich.

01:29:10.000 Chris don't like that.

01:29:13.000 Like, where's the meat?

01:29:16.000 Bills, what do you think about that sandwich?

01:29:19.000 Arby's.

01:29:20.000 We have the meats.

01:29:22.000 My bills, man.

01:29:23.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:29:24.000 I gotta... 1.00

01:29:25.000 Damn, man. 1.00

01:29:26.000 A five. 1.00

01:29:27.000 A five.

01:29:27.000 Okay.

01:29:28.000 Okay.

01:29:28.000 All right.

01:29:29.000 What about you, Mo?

01:29:30.000 Three. 1.00

01:29:31.000 Goddamn. 1.00

01:29:32.000 Wow. 0.99

01:29:32.000 Andy? 0.99

01:29:33.000 Come on, man.

01:29:34.000 What do you think?

01:29:34.000 Six point?

01:29:35.000 Okay.

01:29:35.000 Okay, Andy.

01:29:36.000 All right.

01:29:37.000 Raising the score?

01:29:37.000 This is good because you can see that they have different taste buds.

01:29:40.000 Yes.

01:29:40.000 So this is actually good because it gives a more rounded, I guess, number.

01:29:44.000 I see what you did.

01:29:44.000 Rounded.

01:29:45.000 Yeah, rounded answer.

01:29:46.000 Well, they are round, too.

01:29:47.000 Okay.

01:29:48.000 Now we're going to go to demon and this sandwich was allegedly made with love.

01:29:52.000 Yes.

01:29:52.000 Allegedly.

01:29:53.000 So we're going to see if this sandwich was actually made with love.

01:29:58.000 Demon love. 0.62

01:29:59.000 You're going to find out.

01:30:00.000 Okay, we'll see right now.

01:30:03.000 Murder! 1.00

01:30:11.000 If you hate it, I'm gonna cast a spell on you. 1.00

01:30:14.000 Oh shit! 1.00

01:30:17.000 She's for real for real right now. 1.00

01:30:19.000 Damn. 0.99

01:30:20.000 Alright gentlemen, who has the first number for us? 0.99

01:30:23.000 And this is Sandwich 4 from Ms.

01:30:27.000 Demon Girl. 0.70

01:30:28.000 Allegedly made with love.

01:30:30.000 What do you say?

01:30:31.000 What you got?

01:30:32.000 Bills, what do we got?

01:30:33.000 Chris 3.5.

01:30:34.000 Oh my god.

01:30:35.000 Alright.

01:30:37.000 What did he give it?

01:30:38.000 An 8.

01:30:39.000 Okay.

01:30:40.000 Bill's with an 8.

01:30:41.000 Moe? 1.00

01:30:43.000 Okay, Andy, 7.3.

01:30:45.000 I think you're just hating for real.

01:30:48.000 You hating for real.

01:30:49.000 Alright, Moe?

01:30:51.000 I give it a 9. 0.99

01:30:52.000 Damn! 1.00

01:30:53.000 What the fuck, Andy? 1.00

01:31:02.000 I like my challenges with tomatoes, vinegar, and shit like that. 1.00

01:31:08.000 This is like fucking... 1.00

01:31:11.000 Alright, let's go to Miss Dominican Republic, aka DMV. This is Sandwich 5 now. 1.00

01:31:18.000 This is Sandwich 5.

01:31:20.000 And remember, she is an advanced cook.

01:31:21.000 Yeah, she is not a sandwich maker, allegedly. 1.00

01:31:24.000 She's not a sandwich maker. 1.00

01:31:25.000 She's high-level skills.

01:31:27.000 Let's see what you got.

01:31:28.000 Let's see.

01:31:29.000 Let's see.

01:31:30.000 I cook advanced meals.

01:31:32.000 Oh, man.

01:31:34.000 All right.

01:31:34.000 Yeah, that's the...

01:31:36.000 That's tasty, though.

01:31:37.000 Okay, let's see here.

01:31:37.000 Cheese, man.

01:31:38.000 You like cheese?

01:31:39.000 Well, it depends.

01:31:41.000 I hate cheese.

01:31:42.000 If it's on a burger, it's fine.

01:31:43.000 Or pizza.

01:31:44.000 That's the only time it's tolerable on pizza. 0.98

01:31:46.000 All right, fat niggas, where are we at? 1.00

01:31:48.000 Let's go. 0.99

01:31:49.000 We got one skinny niggas and three fat niggas, so this is probably the most accurate assessment of sandwich. 1.00

01:31:56.000 All right, who's up next? 0.91

01:31:59.000 Bills, what do you got?

01:32:00.000 I'm giving a 7.5.

01:32:01.000 7.5?

01:32:02.000 Okay.

01:32:03.000 Thank you, Bills.

01:32:04.000 All right, Chris, 6. 0.99

01:32:06.000 Damn, man, Chris, you picky, man. 0.99

01:32:09.000 I got too much cheese, man. 1.00

01:32:11.000 Is that a four?

01:32:12.000 Andy, what is that?

01:32:14.000 A four. 1.00

01:32:15.000 It looked like a shitty ass four. 1.00

01:32:17.000 You can tell Andy, he's that nigga that dropped out of sixth grade and then came back to school. 1.00

01:32:26.000 Andy's that nigga. 1.00

01:32:27.000 Then Mo, what do you give it? 0.94

01:32:28.000 Five.

01:32:28.000 A five?

01:32:29.000 Okay.

01:32:30.000 Guys, we've got 21K watching, man.

01:32:32.000 I like the video, bro. 1.00

01:32:32.000 Yeah, I like the goddamn video. 1.00

01:32:33.000 And if I see any of you guys copying this show, I'm going to be mad as hell. 0.99

01:32:37.000 Niggas about to copy this show, I already know. 1.00

01:32:39.000 They copying that shit tomorrow. 1.00

01:32:40.000 Okay. 1.00

01:32:40.000 I'm telling you, bro. 1.00

01:32:41.000 Alright, guess what?

01:32:42.000 Now we are in sandwich six with Miss Venezuela that's been in a relationship for, what, three years?

01:32:47.000 A year and a half.

01:32:48.000 A year and a half.

01:32:49.000 Do you make him sandwiches?

01:32:51.000 No.

01:32:52.000 Okay.

01:32:52.000 Dessert, huh?

01:32:54.000 Dessert, food.

01:32:55.000 Yeah, she makes brownies. 1.00

01:32:55.000 Check it a fact. 1.00

01:32:57.000 Actually, that's the one that likes to cook, right? 0.83

01:33:00.000 The lawyer?

01:33:01.000 Yeah.

01:33:01.000 Okay.

01:33:02.000 Alright, so we are going to go ahead and now we're up on sandwich six.

01:33:07.000 Yo, free Andy, man.

01:33:08.000 Andy said I'm on top of it.

01:33:10.000 What about Chick-fil-A? Andy, this is part of the job, nigga. 1.00

01:33:15.000 Andy, this is part of the job, bro. 0.84

01:33:17.000 Nigga thought he was coming over here to do some manual. 1.00

01:33:19.000 Nah, nigga. 1.00

01:33:20.000 You're going to eat sandwiches, motherfucker. 1.00

01:33:23.000 That'll be Andy. 1.00

01:33:24.000 What y'all don't know is I've got to take these things out to dinner later, which is even better.

01:33:27.000 Oh, yeah, it's true.

01:33:28.000 So it's cheaper for me.

01:33:30.000 Oh, Chris, you gave it a seven?

01:33:32.000 Yeah, seven.

01:33:33.000 Okay.

01:33:33.000 All right.

01:33:35.000 Bills, what do you give it?

01:33:36.000 A 9! 0.72

01:33:38.000 Okay, Venezuela!

01:33:41.000 Chama! 0.73

01:33:42.000 Andy, what do you give it?

01:33:45.000 An 8!

01:33:48.000 Okay, and then Mo, the connoisseur?

01:33:50.000 I would have given it a nine, but that mustard kind of killed it.

01:33:54.000 Okay, so what do you give it then?

01:33:55.000 Eight?

01:33:55.000 Okay.

01:33:56.000 I'm telling you, mustard is an L, bro.

01:33:58.000 Mustard is like the most nastiest condiment, bro.

01:34:00.000 I swear to God.

01:34:00.000 I agree.

01:34:01.000 I don't like mustard either.

01:34:02.000 But everything else went with each other, though.

01:34:05.000 Everything else went with each other.

01:34:08.000 Angie is calculating each one.

01:34:12.000 Okay. 0.67

01:34:13.000 It's for 30-ass niggas, bro. 1.00

01:34:14.000 And give me the thing when you're done with it, Angie. 0.86

01:34:17.000 Like, with everything.

01:34:18.000 Alright, cool.

01:34:19.000 Now we are on Miss France!

01:34:22.000 He doesn't eat sandwiches at all, so for me, like, I did four times up.

01:34:28.000 So listen, I've heard French food is amazing, so whatever French touch y'all have in France, hopefully we're tonight.

01:34:35.000 I don't know, I hope, but I'm scared.

01:34:37.000 I have, like, French, I don't know.

01:34:39.000 We're going to find out.

01:34:40.000 Imagine if I ate one.

01:34:43.000 Okay.

01:34:46.000 Alright.

01:34:46.000 So, now we have...

01:34:48.000 So, this is Miss France.

01:34:49.000 This is sandwich number six.

01:34:51.000 Seven.

01:34:52.000 Sorry.

01:34:52.000 Seven.

01:34:54.000 Guys, how are we looking?

01:34:56.000 Okay.

01:34:57.000 Chris gives us a 25.

01:34:58.000 Good.

01:34:59.000 Alright.

01:35:01.000 We're going to lie.

01:35:01.000 You know.

01:35:02.000 We got bills.

01:35:03.000 I got to add something.

01:35:04.000 Okay.

01:35:04.000 Hold on.

01:35:06.000 Wow. 0.99

01:35:10.000 Damn, this is okay. 0.99

01:35:11.000 9.5. 0.99

01:35:13.000 Yeah.

01:35:15.000 C'est très bien.

01:35:16.000 Merci! 0.99

01:35:17.000 Oh no, wait!

01:35:20.000 9.5.

01:35:21.000 Wow!

01:35:22.000 Oh, thank you!

01:35:23.000 Merci beaucoup! 0.93

01:35:24.000 Merci! 0.99

01:35:25.000 Oh my gosh!

01:35:26.000 What's going on here?

01:35:27.000 Alright, Andy, you're the last one. 0.94

01:35:29.000 What do you rate it, nigga? 1.00

01:35:30.000 Oh, two. 0.97

01:35:30.000 What? 0.97

01:35:31.000 He gave it a two?

01:35:32.000 It's too much tomatoes. 1.00

01:35:35.000 That's the most niggas shit I've ever heard! 1.00

01:35:37.000 Go, too much tomatoes! 1.00

01:35:38.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:35:39.000 Wait, Andy, it's a two? 1.00

01:35:55.000 The last one on the panel, Miss Pale Horse.

01:36:09.000 She bought a mustard, bro.

01:36:11.000 But she's a kale horse. 1.00

01:36:14.000 You know what's the mustard?

01:36:15.000 Tard. 0.98

01:36:16.000 So it's always mustard, bro. 0.99

01:36:17.000 It's just sucks. 0.94

01:36:17.000 I mean, some people like mustard. 0.94

01:36:19.000 But okay.

01:36:19.000 It's okay, but...

01:36:20.000 So now we got...

01:36:21.000 This is the last sandwich, guys.

01:36:23.000 This is going to be from Miss Spicy Videos.

01:36:27.000 Yes.

01:36:28.000 This is going to be called Spicy Videos.

01:36:31.000 So guys, let me know.

01:36:32.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:36:34.000 You can actually do this in your next shoot.

01:36:35.000 Make a sandwich before the scene.

01:36:39.000 Okay.

01:36:42.000 Bills?

01:36:43.000 A five.

01:36:44.000 Okay.

01:36:45.000 Alright.

01:36:46.000 Who's up next?

01:36:47.000 Chris?

01:36:48.000 A nine point five.

01:36:50.000 Okay.

01:36:50.000 Okay, Chris.

01:36:52.000 Alright.

01:36:53.000 Okay.

01:36:56.000 It's stacked.

01:36:57.000 It's stacked?

01:36:57.000 Okay.

01:36:59.000 Andy and Mo, you guys are the last two. 0.94

01:37:06.000 What the hell?

01:37:12.000 And I gave it a tune. 0.98

01:37:13.000 You gave it a tune? 1.00

01:37:14.000 Damn. 1.00

01:37:15.000 Oh my god. 1.00

01:37:17.000 Killing her dreams bro. 0.87

01:37:19.000 She wanna be a chef. 1.00

01:37:20.000 You don't like black guys anyway, right? 1.00

01:37:25.000 Fuck them, right? 1.00

01:37:25.000 So it don't matter. 1.00

01:37:28.000 It's like, wait, no, I do.

01:37:29.000 It matters to me.

01:37:31.000 It matters to who?

01:37:32.000 To you?

01:37:32.000 Yeah.

01:37:33.000 Oh.

01:37:33.000 Okay.

01:37:34.000 Well, let's see here.

01:37:35.000 Yo, this is actually pretty close.

01:37:37.000 Yeah.

01:37:38.000 Because some of you guys got some high ratings, and some of y'all got some low ratings, but it would be made up by somebody else.

01:37:43.000 We have the final votes here.

01:37:45.000 Okay.

01:37:46.000 Come in.

01:37:46.000 Oh, my God.

01:37:47.000 The results are in, actually.

01:37:47.000 Okay.

01:37:49.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:37:49.000 So, for... 0.99

01:37:51.000 We need a theme song.

01:37:52.000 Well, okay.

01:37:53.000 Do we have the average, though?

01:37:54.000 Okay.

01:37:55.000 Okay.

01:37:56.000 So, number one scored 24.

01:37:59.000 Okay.

01:38:00.000 That was me.

01:38:00.000 What was that?

01:38:01.000 Okay.

01:38:02.000 Actually, you know what?

01:38:02.000 I'll go from lowest to highest.

01:38:04.000 So, number eight, Miss Pornhub, got an 18. 1.00

01:38:04.000 Okay. 1.00

01:38:09.000 Okay.

01:38:10.000 Okay.

01:38:10.000 Actually, no, no.

01:38:11.000 Sorry.

01:38:11.000 No.

01:38:12.000 Number three got 17.5.

01:38:14.000 So, that is the mom.

01:38:15.000 Okay.

01:38:16.000 Good job.

01:38:18.000 No salt and pepper.

01:38:20.000 You scored the lowest.

01:38:22.000 No salt and pepper.

01:38:23.000 The mom scored the lowest.

01:38:24.000 Fantastic.

01:38:26.000 Hey, she made it healthy, just like her kids, right?

01:38:26.000 No salt and pepper.

01:38:28.000 And then, uh, or son.

01:38:30.000 Number two for lowest was number eight, Miss Spicy Star at 18. 1.00

01:38:36.000 Spicy Star.

01:38:37.000 And then in third place was Miss number five, who is Dominican Republic 22.5. 0.85

01:38:47.000 Then we got number two, Miss Looney Tunes. 1.00

01:38:56.000 You got a 23.5. 0.99

01:38:58.000 And then we got number shit. 0.99

01:39:04.000 I'm trying to read these, goddammit. 0.99

01:39:06.000 Let me know when you get it together. 0.96

01:39:06.000 We didn't number them. 0.96

01:39:08.000 Yeah, don't worry.

01:39:09.000 Don't worry.

01:39:10.000 Did you win?

01:39:11.000 No, I think you did.

01:39:14.000 I don't think you won, so you be quiet.

01:39:17.000 Actually, I think you were next.

01:39:18.000 You're number four, right?

01:39:20.000 Yeah.

01:39:21.000 Yeah, you got a 27.5.

01:39:23.000 So you're almost there, but, you know, not the chicken, chicken, win, chicken, what is it?

01:39:27.000 Chicken, chicken, dinner?

01:39:29.000 Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

01:39:30.000 Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

01:39:31.000 There you go.

01:39:32.000 Okay, and then I think the next one after that was number seven.

01:39:38.000 You scored a 27.5.

01:39:41.000 We actually beat her out, so you beat her. 1.00

01:39:43.000 Or no, no, no, she beat you by 0.3. 1.00

01:39:45.000 Okay, the winner...

01:39:46.000 Okay.

01:39:47.000 Do I got a drum roll?

01:39:48.000 Do I got a drum roll here?

01:39:49.000 Yeah.

01:39:50.000 Do we have a drum roll?

01:39:52.000 Okay, I guess you guys can make shape.

01:39:53.000 There you go.

01:39:59.000 Is number six with 32.

01:40:06.000 Miss Venezuela. 0.54

01:40:07.000 Miss Venezuela. 0.54

01:40:08.000 So you get the award, which is a copy of my book, Why Women Deserve Less. 1.00

01:40:13.000 Oh.

01:40:17.000 But also, the cash to it is a gift card for you and your boyfriend.

01:40:22.000 Yes.

01:40:22.000 So here you go.

01:40:27.000 Congratulations.

01:40:27.000 Is the book signed?

01:40:29.000 I will sign it after, because we deserve less.

01:40:31.000 What does the title say to that book?

01:40:34.000 It says, why would we deserve less?

01:40:35.000 It's a real book.

01:40:36.000 It's a small book, though.

01:40:39.000 Of course.

01:40:42.000 They deserve less. 1.00

01:40:43.000 Oh, shit, man. 1.00

01:40:44.000 All right, that was awesome. 1.00

01:40:46.000 Shout out to all the ladies behind the scenes that made this happen. 1.00

01:40:50.000 Icy, Angie, Abby, Melissa, Audrey, everybody in the back that made it happen.

01:40:53.000 And then also, thank you to the judges.

01:40:54.000 Round of applause to the judges here.

01:40:57.000 Bills, Moe, Chris, and Andy, who already left.

01:41:06.000 But yeah, no, I mean, yeah, that was fun.

01:41:09.000 That was a good time, man.

01:41:10.000 Listen, it was a new segment.

01:41:11.000 We're trying it out.

01:41:12.000 It was really dope.

01:41:13.000 Ladies, thank you again. 1.00

01:41:14.000 Yeah, thank you for being good sports on the show, by the way, ladies. 1.00

01:41:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, real talk, real talk.

01:41:18.000 So I'm guessing you guys can cut for real.

01:41:20.000 Yeah.

01:41:20.000 That's pretty good.

01:41:21.000 Okay, so I'll read the chats real quick and then we'll close it out.

01:41:25.000 Yeah, get the ladies' last thoughts and then close it out. 1.00

01:41:27.000 Okay, ladies, apply some anesthetic to numb a man's balls while doing the horizontal howdy-do. 1.00

01:41:34.000 Trust us, your man will love it as the sensation is flowing. 0.98

01:41:37.000 For demonstration purposes fresh, show the P-Star first how long you last before you go bust a nutville. 1.00

01:41:44.000 Nice sound effect.

01:41:44.000 Okay.

01:41:49.000 I'm to my own!

01:41:52.000 Long big style! 1.00

01:41:53.000 Oh, fuck your bitch! 1.00

01:41:55.000 Bro, I could've hold a straight face with the camera angle of seeing all of them grabbing The Economist like crazy, like, what the fuck have I watched right now? 1.00

01:42:02.000 This shit is going viral, W number one misogyny podcast. 0.99

01:42:05.000 I can't wait to see the grand prize. 1.00

01:42:09.000 Okay, for the sandwich's boyfriend beater, Oh, that's for you.

01:42:13.000 Use her foreign ex-boyfriend's blood from his last whooping for her secret sauce. 1.00

01:42:16.000 France used snail snot in the cornstarch.

01:42:19.000 Use her leftover boxes for extra flavor. 0.99

01:42:20.000 Goddamn. 0.98

01:42:21.000 That's why Chris liked it so much. 0.99

01:42:24.000 Chris liked her sale was the most.

01:42:26.000 He did.

01:42:27.000 Question for ladies. 1.00

01:42:28.000 Do any of you want kids?

01:42:29.000 If not, please explain why.

01:42:30.000 If yes, what age do you plan on having...

01:42:32.000 That's a good question.

01:42:32.000 Okay, yeah.

01:42:33.000 How many of you want kids? 0.54

01:42:34.000 Raise your hands.

01:42:35.000 Oh, everybody except for the demon.

01:42:37.000 I'm not surprised.

01:42:38.000 At what age do you want your kids?

01:42:40.000 We'll start here.

01:42:42.000 Like early to mid-30s.

01:42:45.000 Okay.

01:42:46.000 I would say 28, 27.

01:42:51.000 Okay.

01:42:51.000 I'm 21.

01:42:52.000 So six years?

01:42:53.000 Yeah.

01:42:54.000 I would say like 25, 26.

01:42:57.000 All right.

01:42:59.000 No specific age, but before 30 for sure.

01:43:03.000 Well, you don't want them.

01:43:03.000 Okay.

01:43:04.000 I don't want any.

01:43:06.000 But if I do have any, at least past 30.

01:43:10.000 Fatality.

01:43:12.000 X is going to be gone.

01:43:14.000 X is gone.

01:43:15.000 You already do, so...

01:43:17.000 I have one, but I want two more.

01:43:17.000 You want more?

01:43:20.000 You said you don't want no more.

01:43:22.000 No, for now.

01:43:23.000 For now.

01:43:23.000 My 20s, no.

01:43:24.000 Past my 30s, I'll have two more.

01:43:26.000 Okay.

01:43:27.000 What about you, Miss Looney Tunes?

01:43:29.000 Yes.

01:43:31.000 Me?

01:43:32.000 Miss Looney Tunes?

01:43:33.000 Why are you calling me Miss Looney Tunes? 0.95

01:43:37.000 You're a bit crazy, but that's fine. 0.98

01:43:39.000 I was going to say, who isn't crazy? 1.00

01:43:43.000 Raise your hand if you think you're a little bit crazy. 0.96

01:43:48.000 Definitely before 30.

01:43:54.000 Before 30.

01:43:56.000 Can you give us a specific age?

01:43:58.000 Um, maybe when I finish school.

01:44:02.000 So, like, 22, 23?

01:44:03.000 Um, no.

01:44:04.000 I'm gonna be in school for four more years.

01:44:07.000 Oh, you're gonna pursue your master's?

01:44:09.000 Yeah, I'm gonna get a PhD.

01:44:11.000 Oh.

01:44:11.000 In what?

01:44:12.000 I'm a PhD.

01:44:13.000 In communications.

01:44:15.000 Hopefully.

01:44:16.000 Okay.

01:44:16.000 Communication, huh?

01:44:18.000 You've been doing a fantastic job of communicating.

01:44:20.000 I'm definitely not.

01:44:21.000 I'm a PhD.

01:44:22.000 Alright, what about you?

01:44:23.000 25, 26.

01:44:25.000 Once I'm done with nursing school.

01:44:27.000 Are you a nurse?

01:44:28.000 I'm going to be a nurse.

01:44:30.000 You know what's crazy? 0.99

01:44:31.000 She's going to hit her kids. 1.00

01:44:32.000 So nobody wants to have kids when you're 30 or older.

01:44:35.000 Nobody, right?

01:44:36.000 No, I said that.

01:44:37.000 You want it at 30?

01:44:38.000 If I were to have kids past 30, I'd be okay with it.

01:44:43.000 But as of right now, if I can.

01:44:46.000 If I don't, then it's cool.

01:44:47.000 I'd adopt.

01:44:49.000 I love kids.

01:44:51.000 Get a dog or cats.

01:44:55.000 Definitely.

01:44:55.000 If I end up alone with a lot of cats, that's cool too.

01:44:59.000 Okay.

01:45:02.000 You can see the lightbulbs ding when Myron is cooking.

01:45:05.000 These guys at FNF are literally fixing society in real time, one show at a time.

01:45:07.000 God bless the FNF crew.

01:45:08.000 Shout out to you, man.

01:45:09.000 We're going to bring y'all everything.

01:45:11.000 Jay Dobbins was the ATS special agent that went deep undercover from 01 to 03 in Operation Black Biscuit and became a full-patch member of the Hells Angels.

01:45:17.000 Almost blew his cover.

01:45:18.000 Fedorac's breakdown would be fire.

01:45:20.000 Angie, write that down real quick. 0.97

01:45:21.000 It was Jay Dobbins.

01:45:23.000 I remember.

01:45:23.000 Bald guy, white guy.

01:45:24.000 Bald guy with the beard.

01:45:25.000 I remember who it is.

01:45:26.000 Operation Black Biscuit.

01:45:27.000 We'll cover that on...

01:45:28.000 Black Biscuit?

01:45:30.000 Yeah, he went undercover in a motorcycle gang.

01:45:32.000 It's crazy because back in Barbados, he's called a guy Black Biscuit.

01:45:35.000 He's darker than me.

01:45:38.000 Ask the ladies if they found out, would they disqualify a man for too high of a body count early on in dating someone new? 0.97

01:45:44.000 And if so, what would be that number?

01:45:45.000 Okay, I can ask that one.

01:45:47.000 Would you disqualify a guy for having too many sexual partners in the past?

01:45:51.000 If so, what is that number?

01:45:53.000 Because our hero missed domestic violence.

01:45:57.000 I'm not a domestic violence.

01:45:58.000 Not yet.

01:46:00.000 Okay.

01:46:02.000 Would a man be disqualified for having too many sexual partners in the past?

01:46:06.000 And if so, what is that number for you?

01:46:09.000 Not really.

01:46:10.000 I don't really...

01:46:10.000 Okay.

01:46:11.000 So it wouldn't disqualify.

01:46:12.000 I wouldn't disqualify.

01:46:13.000 All right.

01:46:13.000 What about you?

01:46:14.000 Would you disqualify a guy?

01:46:15.000 And what is that number if it was too high?

01:46:17.000 No number.

01:46:19.000 Okay.

01:46:20.000 For you?

01:46:21.000 You?

01:46:21.000 I wouldn't.

01:46:22.000 Damn. 1.00

01:46:23.000 Okay. 1.00

01:46:24.000 No, because love holds no records of wrong.

01:46:27.000 Oh, that's beautiful!

01:46:31.000 It says it in the Bible.

01:46:33.000 I am religious, but it says it in the Bible.

01:46:35.000 Where?

01:46:37.000 Love is kind?

01:46:38.000 No, no, but what you said earlier is not in the Bible at all.

01:46:41.000 What I said earlier of what?

01:46:43.000 That's not in the Bible.

01:46:44.000 Yeah, for Satan.

01:46:46.000 Love holds no records of wrong?

01:46:47.000 Yeah.

01:46:48.000 Yes, it is in the Bible.

01:46:49.000 What verse?

01:46:50.000 I can't tell you the verse.

01:46:52.000 I don't do religion.

01:46:57.000 Because that's one thing I do believe in in the Bible.

01:47:01.000 Like, I don't do religion, but that's one thing I believe in the Bible.

01:47:03.000 Like, I respect that.

01:47:04.000 Like, yes, I do believe that.

01:47:05.000 But don't quote wrong verses, though.

01:47:07.000 No, it's, look it up. 0.96

01:47:09.000 Nigga. 1.00

01:47:10.000 Look it up.

01:47:11.000 She don't care.

01:47:11.000 Love holds no record of wrong.

01:47:16.000 Hold the L, man. 0.99

01:47:17.000 You're a real demon for it. 1.00

01:47:20.000 Someone commented crazy. 1.00

01:47:21.000 Look it up.

01:47:22.000 It's in the Bible.

01:47:23.000 What about you?

01:47:27.000 Miss DMV, what body count is too high for you for a guy?

01:47:32.000 As long as he's clean, I don't care.

01:47:34.000 Okay.

01:47:35.000 Okay.

01:47:35.000 That's fair.

01:47:36.000 Alright.

01:47:36.000 What about you?

01:47:36.000 Yeah, there's no number.

01:47:38.000 Interesting.

01:47:39.000 Okay.

01:47:40.000 I would say same.

01:47:41.000 It depends on the situation, but in general...

01:47:43.000 Doesn't matter?

01:47:44.000 Alright, what about you?

01:47:45.000 As long as they're tested, it doesn't matter.

01:47:47.000 Okay, you know what?

01:47:47.000 Let me switch it up then.

01:47:48.000 See?

01:47:48.000 So all of them said no.

01:47:50.000 But again, that confirms what we see on the podcast.

01:47:51.000 Yeah, that confirms it every time.

01:47:53.000 Now let me ask this.

01:47:54.000 You have a son, 25 years old, pretty successful guy.

01:47:59.000 Obviously you want the best for him.

01:48:01.000 What body count is too much for him to take a girl seriously, in your opinion, that you would not want him to be with?

01:48:06.000 We can start here and then work our way.

01:48:08.000 For your son.

01:48:09.000 If you can find out the girl's body count of your son's girlfriend, what number is too high for him to do?

01:48:16.000 For his girlfriend?

01:48:18.000 Yeah, slash he might marry.

01:48:19.000 I don't want to be involved in my son's sex life.

01:48:24.000 You're not involved in his sex life.

01:48:25.000 You're involved in figuring...

01:48:26.000 I'm saying if you had magic powers and you knew what her body count was, what number would be too high for you to be like, son, you should seriously reconsider this?

01:48:33.000 Or what would you optimally not want him to deal with?

01:48:36.000 Give us a number.

01:48:36.000 I don't think I should be having that conversation with my children in this story.

01:48:40.000 Let's say you got a tip from somebody.

01:48:42.000 Hey, this girl's very out there.

01:48:44.000 She's a high body count. 1.00

01:48:45.000 Would you tell your son, at least?

01:48:47.000 As long as they're safe.

01:48:48.000 I would give them, like, proper education on how to have, like, you know, safe encounters.

01:48:53.000 She's not the best person to ask me.

01:48:54.000 Okay, that's fine.

01:48:56.000 No worries.

01:48:57.000 What about you?

01:48:58.000 Five.

01:49:00.000 Anything over that you think is too much?

01:49:01.000 Okay, that's fine.

01:49:03.000 This is your son, so ladies, be as conservative as you want, or as open as you want, I guess. 1.00

01:49:07.000 Yeah, I wouldn't really care, honestly.

01:49:11.000 She's with my son, so I would have to, like, investigate her, but...

01:49:14.000 Okay, what number would be unacceptable for you?

01:49:16.000 It wouldn't be...

01:49:17.000 There wouldn't be a number.

01:49:19.000 A hundred?

01:49:21.000 No.

01:49:21.000 200?

01:49:22.000 No, I mean, like...

01:49:23.000 You'd be okay with that?

01:49:24.000 It's not that I would be okay with it, but I wouldn't be like, oh my gosh, she's so bad. 1.00

01:49:28.000 She has 100 guys in her vagina, right? 1.00

01:49:31.000 And they're nutting in her. 1.00

01:49:34.000 And, you know, and this is your son, so he wants to give kids to this bitch that has 100 bodies. 1.00

01:49:40.000 So do you want your actual grandkids to be... 0.99

01:49:42.000 If he's okay with it, I'm okay with it.

01:49:43.000 Like, if he's okay with it, I'm okay with it.

01:49:46.000 No, but he's asking you.

01:49:47.000 But I'm asking you, like, what number is too much for you?

01:49:50.000 I don't think there is a number.

01:49:52.000 I don't know.

01:49:53.000 So not applicable as well.

01:49:55.000 What about you?

01:49:56.000 As long as she's safe, and him being 25, I think he's a grown man, I wouldn't even get in his business in the first place.

01:50:02.000 But what number would be too much for you?

01:50:03.000 They'd be like, oh, son, you should reconsider.

01:50:05.000 I mean, 100 is obviously excessive, so I don't know, but I wouldn't get in their business.

01:50:11.000 So 100 would be too much for you?

01:50:13.000 What about 50?

01:50:15.000 I wouldn't get in their business.

01:50:16.000 Like, I don't know. 1.00

01:50:18.000 Damn, y'all are some shitty-ass moms, bro. 1.00

01:50:20.000 What the hell? 1.00

01:50:22.000 But he's a grown man. 0.97

01:50:23.000 He's 25 years old.

01:50:25.000 Exactly.

01:50:26.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:50:27.000 You should want to help him.

01:50:28.000 But he's a grown man.

01:50:29.000 So?

01:50:29.000 So he should make his own choices.

01:50:31.000 But he doesn't know.

01:50:32.000 You know, but he doesn't.

01:50:35.000 I would advise him.

01:50:35.000 He doesn't know that his girl has 100?

01:50:37.000 Yeah, he doesn't know.

01:50:38.000 You know.

01:50:39.000 Why would I know before him? 1.00

01:50:43.000 Listen, your son is marrying a whore. 1.00

01:50:46.000 It's a hypothetical, ladies. 1.00

01:50:47.000 Like, hypothetically?

01:50:48.000 It's hypothetical.

01:50:49.000 I would let him know if I knew and he didn't, and then whatever he wants to do.

01:50:53.000 Okay, how about this? 0.99

01:50:55.000 God damn, this is tough. 0.99

01:50:57.000 How about this? 0.99

01:50:58.000 I'm going to start this way and then go back this way.

01:51:01.000 What body count is too much, you think, in your opinion, for a woman? 1.00

01:51:05.000 In your opinion.

01:51:06.000 Start with you. 0.99

01:51:07.000 Where do you say, damn, that's a little high? 0.99

01:51:09.000 I think over than 20. 0.99

01:51:11.000 Okay.

01:51:13.000 What about you?

01:51:15.000 Over 200.

01:51:17.000 Oh.

01:51:18.000 Okay.

01:51:20.000 Okay.

01:51:21.000 All right.

01:51:21.000 What about you?

01:51:22.000 Mine would be 10.

01:51:24.000 10 plus?

01:51:25.000 Okay.

01:51:25.000 What about you?

01:51:26.000 I feel like my body count is high.

01:51:28.000 Okay.

01:51:29.000 So 18 plus?

01:51:30.000 Yeah.

01:51:30.000 Okay.

01:51:31.000 What about you?

01:51:32.000 I'll say around 22.

01:51:34.000 It depends on my age.

01:51:35.000 22?

01:51:35.000 Yeah.

01:51:36.000 20.

01:51:36.000 Okay.

01:51:37.000 I wouldn't really be shocked until I heard, like, 500.

01:51:41.000 Then I'd be like, yeah, okay.

01:51:43.000 So $4.99, not that big a deal.

01:51:45.000 $4.99.

01:51:46.000 You're on the edge.

01:51:48.000 Okay.

01:51:48.000 What about you?

01:51:49.000 What's too high for a girl, in your opinion? 0.99

01:51:51.000 At what age?

01:51:53.000 Or in general?

01:51:54.000 25.

01:51:54.000 In general?

01:51:55.000 25?

01:51:56.000 We could say 25, yeah.

01:51:59.000 Maximum 5.

01:52:00.000 Okay.

01:52:01.000 Prude.

01:52:02.000 Alright, what about you and this spicy star?

01:52:04.000 What's too much in your opinion?

01:52:06.000 Or is there even a limit?

01:52:08.000 I think as long as you're safe, it doesn't matter.

01:52:12.000 No limit.

01:52:13.000 Okay.

01:52:15.000 Interesting how when I asked them that, they were able to answer it right away, but don't want to ask your son.

01:52:19.000 He really has nothing to do with us.

01:52:22.000 That's kind of scary, though.

01:52:22.000 That's his life.

01:52:24.000 Exactly.

01:52:24.000 Yeah, but you raised him.

01:52:25.000 Yeah, you're raising him.

01:52:26.000 To be good.

01:52:26.000 Still, that's a 25.

01:52:30.000 You're his mom.

01:52:31.000 18 body counts.

01:52:32.000 I mean, I'm a mom.

01:52:33.000 Well, let me ask you guys this, then.

01:52:34.000 How about this?

01:52:35.000 Because this would be a little bit easier.

01:52:36.000 What if I told you, okay, you're going to go into a partnership, right?

01:52:40.000 You're going to start a business and there's a chance, right, if the other partner feels at any time that they don't want to be a part of the business anymore, they could take half of everything and then all future earnings as well and they take your kids.

01:52:51.000 Would you get into business with that individual?

01:52:53.000 Wait, what?

01:52:54.000 Okay. 0.74

01:52:55.000 Hypothetically speaking.

01:52:56.000 Let's say you start a business with a person, right?

01:52:59.000 A business partner.

01:53:00.000 But at any time, they can leave the business, take half, take your kids, and you have to pay them.

01:53:07.000 So like a marriage.

01:53:12.000 Wouldn't it be fair to say that you should probably investigate that person, make sure that they're a good business partner before you get into business with them since they have so much power?

01:53:21.000 Of course.

01:53:22.000 So why wouldn't you advise the same for your son?

01:53:25.000 Perfect!

01:53:26.000 Especially for marriage.

01:53:30.000 That's what I was saying.

01:53:33.000 Especially for marriage.

01:53:34.000 I would say that it's normal.

01:53:36.000 Because these are the risks.

01:53:37.000 What I just said is the risks that men take when they get in a relationship with a girl. 0.95

01:53:41.000 So wouldn't it behoove you as a woman to kind of be like, damn, I probably should investigate my son's business partner, a.k.a. 0.99

01:53:47.000 his wife, in the future and make sure that she's not going to fuck him over, which is why we're asking you guys that, but you're like, oh, it doesn't matter. 0.99

01:53:52.000 And I'm like, well, if you were the one going into business and you would lose half your stuff, you guys would probably think it would matter. 0.95

01:53:57.000 Well, if you're so worried about that, get a prenup.

01:54:00.000 Easy solution.

01:54:01.000 It doesn't necessarily save you the same...

01:54:03.000 Because remember, the prenup covers what you came into the relationship with, not necessarily what you might gain.

01:54:08.000 There's infidelity clauses.

01:54:11.000 You can make your own prenup.

01:54:12.000 You don't just have to get...

01:54:14.000 But they could be challenged.

01:54:15.000 Look at Tyrese right now.

01:54:16.000 He wrote a literally ironclad prenup and she's still going after his money. 1.00

01:54:20.000 And there's a chance that he could still lose it.

01:54:22.000 A chance is better than like...

01:54:24.000 No, it's not.

01:54:25.000 Why not just not take the risk altogether?

01:54:27.000 Thank you.

01:54:28.000 I mean, you don't have to, but that seems to be what you're really worried about, and there's things you can do to create a buffer for that.

01:54:35.000 The argument I was making was that you guys would obviously take some care into who you got into business with if half your stuff was on the line.

01:54:42.000 And then when I presented you with the same exact scenario but for your son, none of you cared.

01:54:46.000 And I was like, wow, interesting.

01:54:48.000 He's the one making the business decision.

01:54:51.000 That's your son.

01:54:52.000 That's your son though.

01:54:53.000 So, I'm my mom's daughter and she allows me to make my own mistakes.

01:54:57.000 How'd that work out?

01:55:01.000 How'd that end up?

01:55:03.000 Dating a drug dealer that's a bummer.

01:55:07.000 That's what happens, man. 0.96

01:55:09.000 You got tattoos everywhere. 0.99

01:55:13.000 He's a demon, man. 1.00

01:55:15.000 God damn! 1.00

01:55:16.000 She literally said, yeah, look at me! 1.00

01:55:18.000 I'm like, yeah!

01:55:19.000 Look at me!

01:55:21.000 My mom loves me.

01:55:23.000 I am a loved human being.

01:55:25.000 Alright, okay.

01:55:26.000 That was entertaining.

01:55:28.000 Okay, what else do we got here? 0.99

01:55:30.000 Ask ladies if they found out, oh, fucking W sandwich making segment should be, do it at least twice a month. 1.00

01:55:36.000 Okay, that's funny. 1.00

01:55:38.000 And then, fuck them sandwiches. 1.00

01:55:39.000 Thank you. 1.00

01:55:41.000 Horrible mothers. 1.00

01:55:42.000 So we'll go ahead and get the ladies' last thoughts or questions or anything that you guys want to talk about on the pod.

01:55:48.000 Turn it to y'all.

01:55:49.000 We got some streaming labs here as well.

01:55:51.000 Okay. 1.00

01:55:52.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:55:53.000 Okay, ladies. 1.00

01:55:54.000 So think of something, whether a topic or a question or anything that you guys want to discuss. 0.99

01:55:58.000 We talked about sandwiches, body counts, and a bunch of other shit. 0.86

01:56:02.000 So if you guys want anything else that you want to ask us or topic of discussion, let us know. 0.97

01:56:07.000 Please have something.

01:56:08.000 All right.

01:56:08.000 Who's up next?

01:56:09.000 We got...

01:56:10.000 Fresh?

01:56:10.000 No, the stoic.

01:56:11.000 He goes, what do you have more of?

01:56:13.000 Good guys in the friend zone or failed relationships?

01:56:17.000 What do you have more of?

01:56:21.000 Good guys in the friend zone or failed relationships?

01:56:26.000 Failed relationships.

01:56:27.000 Failed relationships.

01:56:27.000 The graveyard of my relationships.

01:56:29.000 Makes sense.

01:56:30.000 Okay.

01:56:30.000 When you know, you know.

01:56:32.000 Okay.

01:56:33.000 Ladies, which man would you prefer as a husband? 1.00

01:56:34.000 A man that subscribes to OnlyFans girls and sending the money out of desperation or a man that smashes two random chicks a month, no strings attached?

01:56:41.000 Ooh, that's a good one.

01:56:42.000 A man that smashes...

01:56:43.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:56:43.000 We'll go around the table on this one.

01:56:45.000 Start here.

01:56:47.000 Who would you prefer? 0.96

01:56:48.000 A guy that subscribes to OnlyFans sending random girls money out of desperation or a guy that has sex with two random women a month? 0.98

01:56:54.000 Two random women a month. 1.00

01:56:56.000 Okay.

01:56:57.000 This is your husband, by the way.

01:56:58.000 Prefer as a husband.

01:57:00.000 Of course I would say either, but if I had to choose one, I would maybe say...

01:57:06.000 I don't know.

01:57:07.000 It's a hard one.

01:57:11.000 Just choose one.

01:57:12.000 I don't...

01:57:12.000 Okay, I will go with the...

01:57:14.000 I don't know...

01:57:15.000 The only...

01:57:16.000 Or the woman. 0.90

01:57:17.000 The woman, maybe. 1.00

01:57:18.000 Him having sex with two random girls a month? 0.99

01:57:19.000 Okay. 0.99

01:57:20.000 What about you?

01:57:20.000 Two random girls a month?

01:57:21.000 Or paying for OnlyFans?

01:57:23.000 Obviously neither, but I would say the OnlyFans.

01:57:27.000 Okay.

01:57:28.000 Yeah.

01:57:28.000 Alright.

01:57:29.000 What about you?

01:57:30.000 I would say OnlyFans, too.

01:57:31.000 The physical part is a little too much.

01:57:34.000 Yeah.

01:57:35.000 Okay.

01:57:36.000 I don't know.

01:57:37.000 Mentality is important to me.

01:57:38.000 So if he's doing that out of desperation, bro, that's crazy.

01:57:42.000 So which one?

01:57:43.000 Two girls out of the month.

01:57:44.000 Two girls a month.

01:57:45.000 Alright.

01:57:45.000 What about you?

01:57:46.000 I choose the OnlyFans.

01:57:47.000 Okay.

01:57:48.000 I choose a threesome. 0.95

01:57:51.000 You want to do something different, you know?

01:58:06.000 What about you?

01:58:09.000 The OnlyFans.

01:58:11.000 Why the OnlyFans?

01:58:12.000 Just out of curiosity for the ladies that picked that. 1.00

01:58:14.000 Why? 0.99

01:58:16.000 You'd rather a guy be whacking off to porn? 1.00

01:58:18.000 Yeah, to be honest. 1.00

01:58:20.000 I don't know if you're fucking the girl without a condom or with a condom. 0.99

01:58:24.000 I don't want, you know. 1.00

01:58:25.000 But you know what's crazy?

01:58:26.000 By default, if he could do it, he would smash in real time.

01:58:32.000 Desperation!

01:58:34.000 Why does he have to be looking for... 0.98

01:58:36.000 Because you're boring.

01:58:37.000 But that's why you need to keep the relationship entertaining.

01:58:41.000 That's what I said in the beginning.

01:58:42.000 How do you do that?

01:58:43.000 Get out of the boredom. 1.00

01:58:45.000 For her, punch you niggas. 1.00

01:58:47.000 Literally. 1.00

01:58:50.000 Okay, why'd you pick the porn?

01:58:53.000 I just think, like, him being physical with other women would just, like...

01:58:58.000 Yeah.

01:58:58.000 That would be a little too much for me.

01:59:00.000 I mean, both are obviously too much, but...

01:59:02.000 Well, they're saying future husband, not, like, right now.

01:59:05.000 Yes, though.

01:59:06.000 Okay.

01:59:07.000 All right.

01:59:08.000 All right.

01:59:10.000 I'm willing to bet that they're saying that, but the guy that can get other girls is more attractive, but that's fine.

01:59:16.000 What else we got here?

01:59:17.000 Since combined IQ of the panel barely hits 50, let's ask them a more appropriate question.

01:59:24.000 I hope it's not too difficult for the panel...

01:59:26.000 Spitter Swallow. 0.99

01:59:26.000 This nigga, bro. 0.99

01:59:27.000 Spitter Swallow. 0.99

01:59:28.000 Blackest Panther.

01:59:29.000 Blackest Panther, man. 0.51

01:59:32.000 Summitek goes, do you girls think the crazy one who smacked her man for cheating and then justifying it so easy is okay? 1.00

01:59:38.000 I would never hit a woman, but imagine a six-foot, 200-pound male doing it back. 0.98

01:59:42.000 I wouldn't brush that off easy like she did.

01:59:44.000 And FNF wouldn't laugh with me.

01:59:45.000 I would moan.

01:59:51.000 Yo! 1.00

01:59:51.000 Shorty is tweaking. 1.00

01:59:53.000 Why?

01:59:55.000 Um...

01:59:56.000 Okay.

01:59:56.000 Alright.

01:59:57.000 She makes it rough. 1.00

01:59:59.000 I guess so.

02:00:01.000 Since becoming a high-value man, my quality of life has gone up, but the air quality has gone down.

02:00:05.000 What Wyron and Walter conveniently forgot to tell me is the reduction in air quality from all the backshot wind.

02:00:12.000 Oh, I get it.

02:00:13.000 I get it.

02:00:17.000 Sharmutas, Fresh Sharmutas goes, Sharmutas, today we learned from our freshie boy, a.k.a. 0.99

02:00:21.000 that deep fried baboon next to Venus, the actual limit for jerking off in a day for a guy. 0.99

02:00:26.000 What is that limit? 0.99

02:00:27.000 Any Sharmuta that gets it right will sleep with Big Mo tonight. 1.00

02:00:30.000 What?

02:00:31.000 There you go.

02:00:31.000 Oh, from the article.

02:00:32.000 Yeah.

02:00:32.000 New one, though.

02:00:33.000 Hey, I'm not a big fan.

02:00:34.000 You guys made a difference in my life when I was at my lowest.

02:00:36.000 I'm making 270k a year as a lineman. 0.99

02:00:38.000 Good shit. 1.00

02:00:39.000 Good shit. 1.00

02:00:39.000 Thank you. 1.00

02:00:39.000 Question for ladies. 1.00

02:00:40.000 What can you offer to a man that's successful that they can't get or do themselves?

02:00:45.000 No.

02:00:47.000 They don't know.

02:00:48.000 Go ahead.

02:00:50.000 Happiness.

02:00:51.000 What can y'all offer to a guy that he can't do himself?

02:00:54.000 Go right ahead.

02:00:55.000 Who wants to go first?

02:00:57.000 We can start with Miss Spicy Star. 0.99

02:00:59.000 Go ahead.

02:01:02.000 Yeah, I would say the nurturing thing again.

02:01:04.000 I don't think men possess that trait naturally themselves.

02:01:07.000 All right.

02:01:08.000 What about you?

02:01:09.000 Being loyal?

02:01:10.000 I mean, there's other things as well.

02:01:13.000 Like, you know, you cannot just...

02:01:15.000 Ah, sorry.

02:01:16.000 Oh yeah, sorry.

02:01:17.000 You guys gotta ask more specific questions.

02:01:19.000 But that's fine.

02:01:20.000 What about you, Miss Venezuela?

02:01:22.000 I would say just like joy.

02:01:26.000 Deep joy.

02:01:27.000 So you guys, don't get mad at me.

02:01:28.000 This is why I don't ask these general questions that y'all be sending in sometimes because you guys, it's, yeah.

02:01:33.000 Alright, what about you?

02:01:35.000 Softness.

02:01:38.000 What about you?

02:01:39.000 I agree with the nurturing part.

02:01:42.000 You know, giving a home a home.

02:01:44.000 Alright, what about you?

02:01:46.000 I would say giving them companionship, someone they can go home to.

02:01:50.000 What about you?

02:01:53.000 Shared interests, you know, like shared hobbies.

02:01:58.000 What are your hobbies that you think you would share with a guy?

02:02:02.000 I'm kind of like very boring, like I like to read.

02:02:04.000 So if I'm reading and like reading next to me, surprisingly, yes.

02:02:09.000 No, you're funny.

02:02:11.000 I like you.

02:02:11.000 You're funny.

02:02:12.000 I'm reading and it's nice to have someone do something that you like that other people don't necessarily like with you.

02:02:18.000 Shared interests.

02:02:19.000 Yeah.

02:02:19.000 Got you.

02:02:21.000 What about you?

02:02:23.000 Just for them communication.

02:02:25.000 Just having someone there to understand them.

02:02:28.000 A man likes to be understand.

02:02:29.000 They don't like to be bugged.

02:02:31.000 Understood.

02:02:32.000 Understood.

02:02:33.000 But didn't you say before that you called your guy every day?

02:02:36.000 Yeah.

02:02:36.000 Cause he needed someone to talk to.

02:02:38.000 So I was there for him.

02:02:39.000 He was at work.

02:02:40.000 He was working.

02:02:42.000 Alright, so guys, this is why.

02:02:46.000 Cause I know some of y'all are like, yo, ask my question!

02:02:48.000 No, bro.

02:02:48.000 That's why.

02:02:49.000 Cause it'd be general as hell and you guys get answers like that.

02:02:51.000 You guys gotta ask more specific questions, man.

02:02:53.000 They didn't like it?

02:02:54.000 No, no.

02:02:55.000 I mean, it's not y'all. 1.00

02:02:57.000 It's just that you gotta ask more specific questions, because when we ask questions like that, girls say, no offense, dumb shit, like what y'all said. 0.99

02:03:02.000 Oh, nurturing, loyal, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

02:03:05.000 Very general stuff.

02:03:06.000 This is a good one, though.

02:03:08.000 Question is, how many numbers are in the alphabet?

02:03:10.000 Go.

02:03:11.000 How many?

02:03:13.000 27.

02:03:15.000 Who said that?

02:03:16.000 24.

02:03:18.000 All right.

02:03:19.000 Good job.

02:03:20.000 All right.

02:03:22.000 YouTube is boring when you're not live.

02:03:26.000 There's nothing better than FNF. More shows, please.

02:03:27.000 And that's from Dumb Hoes. 1.00

02:03:28.000 Thank you to Dumb Hoes. 1.00

02:03:31.000 Sandwich...

02:03:31.000 Numbers.

02:03:34.000 What's that?

02:03:34.000 Sandwich Rel Fund?

02:03:36.000 Sandwich Relief Fund.

02:03:38.000 Ain't no way, bro.

02:03:39.000 Ain't no way you just answered that question.

02:03:42.000 Okay, cool. 1.00

02:03:42.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:03:43.000 Nice job, y'all. 0.98

02:03:44.000 Love the mix of ingredients, so it ain't easy.

02:03:47.000 And there's already one chick injured during sandwich making.

02:03:50.000 That's true.

02:03:51.000 She lost her eye almost.

02:03:55.000 Bro's right.

02:03:55.000 Bill's been doing his thing.

02:03:56.000 Shout out to Chris, too.

02:03:58.000 I'm assuming you taught Bills all you learned through the years, and you taught it, took it all, and ran with it. 0.67

02:04:02.000 W. Chris.

02:04:03.000 There you go.

02:04:04.000 Chris, they teach him nothing, bro.

02:04:06.000 Mo wants that demon blood. 1.00

02:04:08.000 Goddamn. 0.99

02:04:08.000 And then Prince of UAE goes, how many of y'all called? 0.99

02:04:10.000 Mo.

02:04:10.000 The DMV ghetto, BTM and RVA excluded.

02:04:15.000 Come to Nova.

02:04:15.000 We got the richest counties in America, Fairfax and London.

02:04:18.000 Only rich fucks out here. 1.00

02:04:19.000 No ghetto trash. 1.00

02:04:21.000 Also, Blue Crazy Chick needs to get solid to Libya. 1.00

02:04:24.000 Sold to Libya.

02:04:25.000 Sold to Libya.

02:04:25.000 They still do slavery out there.

02:04:27.000 What the fuck, bro? 1.00

02:04:28.000 Does he realize that the DMV is all the same? 1.00

02:04:30.000 Like Northern Virginia, Maryland, D.C.? Maybe not.

02:04:34.000 You love me.

02:04:35.000 Seeing how I was handling that meat, how big is too big and how small is too small?

02:04:39.000 I'm Rick James. 0.98

02:04:40.000 His name is Kick-A-Bitch. 1.00

02:04:43.000 Kick-A-Bitch, okay. 1.00

02:04:46.000 Okay. 0.98

02:04:46.000 707. 0.98

02:04:47.000 You want to go around what's too big?

02:04:50.000 We can ax.

02:04:50.000 Oh.

02:04:51.000 Alright, what's too big?

02:04:52.000 We'll go here with this professional.

02:04:55.000 I'd say like eight or nine is when it gets into like scary territory.

02:04:59.000 Okay.

02:05:00.000 I don't know because I only have my boyfriend, so I cannot really answer that question.

02:05:00.000 What about you?

02:05:05.000 From the past guys?

02:05:07.000 What, Chris?

02:05:08.000 From the past guys that you dealt with, you don't know?

02:05:11.000 I've only been with one. 1.00

02:05:13.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:05:14.000 Which is my current boyfriend. 1.00

02:05:16.000 So you lost your virginity, Tim, and you're still together?

02:05:17.000 Yes.

02:05:18.000 That's true, then.

02:05:19.000 Good job.

02:05:19.000 What about you?

02:05:20.000 I guess.

02:05:20.000 The contrast.

02:05:21.000 What's too big for you?

02:05:22.000 You got lucky.

02:05:23.000 I've never, like, experienced...

02:05:26.000 Well, I guess I would say...

02:05:28.000 No.

02:05:28.000 I guess I would say, like...

02:05:30.000 That's why.

02:05:31.000 Over nine would be too much.

02:05:33.000 Okay.

02:05:34.000 I guess eight.

02:05:34.000 What about you?

02:05:36.000 Okay.

02:05:38.000 Eight and nine.

02:05:39.000 Okay.

02:05:40.000 Eight.

02:05:40.000 Okay.

02:05:41.000 Yes.

02:05:42.000 If it's too thick.

02:05:46.000 Like, you know, like a chode. 0.98

02:05:50.000 You know? 0.99

02:05:51.000 It's not always about the penis size, but it's also about the... 0.99

02:05:54.000 Okay, you know what? 0.97

02:06:06.000 At the beginning, I thought it was funny.

02:06:08.000 I had to say that one more time.

02:06:10.000 Then it became cringe.

02:06:11.000 No, I mean, it is cringe, but ask a professional.

02:06:14.000 No, no, no.

02:06:14.000 Like, you get what I'm asking?

02:06:15.000 Maybe I'm not saying it correctly.

02:06:17.000 Like I said, ask a professional. 1.00

02:06:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:06:20.000 But you're still looking at me, though. 1.00

02:06:21.000 Why are you looking at me?

02:06:22.000 I mean, I'll look at her.

02:06:25.000 There you go.

02:06:26.000 Okay.

02:06:26.000 We're trying to tell you something.

02:06:28.000 Yeah.

02:06:30.000 Are you tired of the internet guy already?

02:06:33.000 No.

02:06:34.000 Okay.

02:06:35.000 What about you?

02:06:35.000 He needs you.

02:06:36.000 I guess eight or nine, I suppose. 1.00

02:06:38.000 Damn. 1.00

02:06:38.000 Okay. 1.00

02:06:39.000 You got some pretty big thresholds here.

02:06:41.000 Because the average, I think, is only like, what, 5.5 to 6?

02:06:44.000 Is it average? 1.00

02:06:45.000 Okay, so typically speaking, girls want boyfriend dick, which is in between average and big, so they want boyfriend dick. 1.00

02:06:51.000 Yeah, like six, six and a half. 1.00

02:06:53.000 Yeah.

02:06:53.000 The perfect number is seven.

02:06:55.000 Lucky number seven.

02:06:57.000 Wink, wink.

02:06:58.000 All right.

02:07:00.000 707 goes, these 304s are heartless and soulless. 1.00

02:07:02.000 They don't care if their daughter-in-law that's raising their grandkids is a pure woman or a 304 for the streets. 1.00

02:07:08.000 We need Jesus in this culture.

02:07:10.000 Christ is king.

02:07:10.000 Godspeed, gentlemen.

02:07:12.000 And then the last two here, and then from this point forward, guys, 50 and up, because we've got to close out here very shortly.

02:07:17.000 If she can cook, she's a keeper.

02:07:19.000 Her food turns any man into a lover. 1.00

02:07:22.000 If she has true, genuine desire, she shall be your main food supplier.

02:07:25.000 If your girl can milks you in the morning before you have your cereal, you can consider it to be wife material. 1.00

02:07:31.000 Okay, Cam, two times.

02:07:32.000 I agree.

02:07:34.000 These bimbos keep giving advices to their friends with boyfriends that interfere with their relationships but will never try to admit they will protect their son from these hoes. 1.00

02:07:41.000 Rational guy.

02:07:43.000 Ladies, name a meal you think would win a man's heart or what you would prepare for him. 0.99

02:07:47.000 You named that earlier.

02:07:49.000 Okay.

02:07:50.000 So ladies, we're going to go ahead and get your last thoughts, questions, comments, disagreements on anything we talked about on the show. 0.97

02:07:57.000 Maybe how much of assholes we are for making you guys do a sandwich contest. 0.97

02:08:00.000 I don't know. 0.99

02:08:00.000 But it's up to y'all. 0.99

02:08:02.000 We'll start.

02:08:02.000 Okay, right here.

02:08:03.000 I love the show.

02:08:04.000 I really do.

02:08:05.000 You guys are super interesting.

02:08:07.000 Don't lie.

02:08:08.000 No, sure.

02:08:09.000 I would love to be back here again.

02:08:12.000 Shout out to you.

02:08:13.000 What about you?

02:08:14.000 Tell us the truth.

02:08:15.000 Communication.

02:08:16.000 No, I'm gonna lie.

02:08:19.000 The show is super chill.

02:08:21.000 It's nice to talk to other girls.

02:08:23.000 I'm not the only crazy one out there.

02:08:26.000 Definitely hope to be back.

02:08:31.000 Alright.

02:08:32.000 No questions or points or anything like that?

02:08:34.000 Nothing?

02:08:35.000 For you, Ms.

02:08:35.000 Looney Tunes?

02:08:36.000 Communication.

02:08:38.000 What about you?

02:08:39.000 Um, I actually loved being here tonight.

02:08:41.000 I got to learn from everyone in here and questions I never actually thought of.

02:08:46.000 What'd you learn?

02:08:48.000 Um...

02:08:49.000 Nope!

02:08:51.000 On the spot!

02:08:52.000 No!

02:08:53.000 Nothing.

02:08:55.000 Okay!

02:08:55.000 Actually, yeah, I learned from, um, what everyone does here.

02:08:59.000 I learned from all that. 1.00

02:09:02.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

02:09:04.000 Alright, you know what? 1.00

02:09:05.000 Audible real quick.

02:09:07.000 Name three countries.

02:09:10.000 Miss Mom, we'll start with you. 0.99

02:09:12.000 Africa.

02:09:13.000 Facts.

02:09:14.000 Okay.

02:09:15.000 What else?

02:09:16.000 Two more.

02:09:17.000 Two more.

02:09:18.000 United States.

02:09:19.000 Nobody can help her.

02:09:19.000 Right.

02:09:20.000 Okay?

02:09:20.000 Right.

02:09:22.000 By the way, you can't name United States, Canada, or Mexico.

02:09:25.000 Sorry.

02:09:26.000 And you can't repeat.

02:09:27.000 And you can't repeat.

02:09:28.000 But you got first, so you got 180 countries you could pretty much pick from.

02:09:31.000 Africa.

02:09:32.000 Okay.

02:09:32.000 Indonesia, too.

02:09:33.000 For sure.

02:09:36.000 What's that other country?

02:09:38.000 Australia.

02:09:39.000 Okay, and then what?

02:09:40.000 Oh, no, no, no, ladies. 1.00

02:09:41.000 And then one more.

02:09:42.000 Go ahead.

02:09:43.000 Italy?

02:09:44.000 Is Italy a country?

02:09:45.000 Alright.

02:09:46.000 Okay, and now we'll start back here with Miss Domestic Violence. 1.00

02:09:51.000 Name three countries, please.

02:09:53.000 Venezuela, Colombia, and Nicaragua.

02:09:56.000 Okay.

02:09:57.000 What about you?

02:10:00.000 Italy, Spain...

02:10:01.000 She named Italy already.

02:10:03.000 So Spain, what else?

02:10:04.000 Two more.

02:10:05.000 Spain, Fiji...

02:10:08.000 No, she said Australia.

02:10:11.000 What else is there?

02:10:13.000 What else, right?

02:10:14.000 Look at Fiji for us. 0.61

02:10:15.000 I don't even know.

02:10:16.000 Is that a country?

02:10:17.000 Fiji?

02:10:17.000 Yeah, Fiji's its own country.

02:10:19.000 She likes the water.

02:10:21.000 And...

02:10:21.000 One more.

02:10:24.000 Argentina.

02:10:25.000 What about you, Ms.

02:10:29.000 D. McGraw?

02:10:29.000 Name three countries.

02:10:31.000 The UK. North Korea.

02:10:35.000 Japan.

02:10:40.000 Cuba.

02:10:40.000 Jamaica.

02:10:42.000 Dominican Republic.

02:10:43.000 Germany.

02:10:46.000 Sweden.

02:10:52.000 A certain guy that didn't get into an art school came from Austria.

02:11:04.000 France, Switzerland, and Poland.

02:11:07.000 Okay.

02:11:08.000 Alright, what about you?

02:11:09.000 Ethiopia, Turkey, Iran. 1.00

02:11:12.000 Damn! 1.00

02:11:13.000 All the countries we got beef with, except for Turkey. 1.00

02:11:16.000 Alright, Africa's not a country, it's a continent, but that's fine. 0.87

02:11:19.000 We almost were there, though, goddammit. 0.64

02:11:21.000 Almost. 1.00

02:11:21.000 You stupid. 1.00

02:11:22.000 Alright, last thoughts for you, Ms. 1.00

02:11:23.000 Demon Girl, or questions or disagreements or points?

02:11:27.000 I don't think I disagreed with anything so far.

02:11:31.000 I've seen the podcast before, and I kind of agree with a lot.

02:11:35.000 Okay.

02:11:36.000 Thank you for coming.

02:11:37.000 Yeah, I like it.

02:11:38.000 I like it.

02:11:38.000 I'm so excited to come here.

02:11:40.000 We need Leo.

02:11:40.000 What?

02:11:41.000 Fuck Leo. 1.00

02:11:42.000 Yeah, I think you got his number. 1.00

02:11:43.000 You just don't want us to call him because you did some shit. 0.99

02:11:45.000 I don't have his number. 1.00

02:11:46.000 I do not have his number.

02:11:47.000 When did y'all last hook up?

02:11:50.000 It was a long time ago.

02:11:51.000 Oh.

02:11:52.000 Didn't you say two months ago?

02:11:53.000 What?

02:11:54.000 Earlier?

02:11:54.000 No, I came here two months ago.

02:11:57.000 I stopped associating with him in May.

02:12:01.000 Okay.

02:12:01.000 She has his number.

02:12:03.000 I don't have his number.

02:12:03.000 She definitely does.

02:12:04.000 It's in your blog contacts.

02:12:05.000 The app that we talked on was called Wicker.

02:12:09.000 Yeah, sure.

02:12:09.000 It's on your blog contacts.

02:12:11.000 See?

02:12:12.000 Fran exposed her.

02:12:13.000 No, he has me blocked.

02:12:14.000 No, he has me blocked.

02:12:14.000 Do you have his Instagram at least?

02:12:16.000 To prove to his girlfriend.

02:12:16.000 No, he has me blocked to prove to his girlfriend that he doesn't talk to me.

02:12:20.000 And how do you know he has your blocked?

02:12:22.000 You dated him.

02:12:23.000 What?

02:12:23.000 Because I can look him up and I'm blocked.

02:12:26.000 So she has some kind of communication with him.

02:12:29.000 Yeah, wicker and then I don't have no...

02:12:31.000 It's fine.

02:12:32.000 It's fine.

02:12:33.000 Ms.

02:12:33.000 DMV, what about you?

02:12:34.000 Um, it was cool.

02:12:35.000 It was more civil than I thought it would be. 0.99

02:12:38.000 Oh shit. 1.00

02:12:39.000 What, you were trying to argue or something? 1.00

02:12:40.000 No, I wasn't trying to.

02:12:41.000 I thought other people were...

02:12:42.000 Oh, okay.

02:12:43.000 Alright.

02:12:44.000 What about you?

02:12:44.000 It was really fun.

02:12:46.000 I loved meeting all the new girls and it really wasn't that bad.

02:12:49.000 Like, it was some good conversation. 1.00

02:12:50.000 She's like, fuck you bitches, I won. 1.00

02:12:53.000 You fucking losers. 1.00

02:12:54.000 I'm a winner! 1.00

02:12:55.000 Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

02:12:56.000 That's how it goes.

02:12:58.000 Own copy of Why Women Deserve Less. 1.00

02:12:59.000 Fantastic.

02:13:00.000 What about you?

02:13:01.000 Focus towards Ninjas.

02:13:02.000 I was very happy to be here, to meet people, to talk.

02:13:07.000 And yeah, I mean, the topics were interesting and yeah, very happy to be here.

02:13:11.000 It was fun.

02:13:12.000 Glad to have you.

02:13:14.000 Honestly, I'm gonna agree with her.

02:13:15.000 I thought there would be some kind of beef or something. 0.64

02:13:18.000 No, because I didn't bring black girls, so... 1.00

02:13:22.000 What? 1.00

02:13:22.000 Damn! 1.00

02:13:26.000 I mean, come on, man! 0.99

02:13:29.000 You know what? 0.55

02:13:32.000 Next show, I'm bringing all black girls. 1.00

02:13:33.000 No, no, [... 1.00

02:13:40.000 This nigga, bro. 1.00

02:13:41.000 Oh, man. 0.97

02:13:42.000 Hype him up.

02:13:43.000 Hype him up. 1.00

02:13:43.000 Yo, what the fuck, man? 1.00

02:13:45.000 Someone in the rumble chat said no KFC wars. 1.00

02:13:49.000 Yo.

02:13:51.000 Yo.

02:13:52.000 I mean, hey, man.

02:13:52.000 That's going to go viral.

02:13:53.000 Yeah, that's interesting shit. 0.99

02:13:55.000 Anyway. 0.99

02:13:56.000 Real quick, special mention.

02:13:58.000 Yeah, go ahead.

02:13:58.000 Because you brought up a Bible verse to support your, I want to say, numbers on if a guy had too many numbers, it would be bad or good.

02:14:06.000 You mean what I think love is?

02:14:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:14:09.000 And again, I didn't say it's not there.

02:14:13.000 I just said basically in a nutshell, it doesn't support that stance.

02:14:16.000 Because if you're going to say that, In context, what does that verse talk about?

02:14:21.000 What love is.

02:14:22.000 Yeah, but it doesn't support body count.

02:14:26.000 Because love has no judgment, basically.

02:14:29.000 Like, Jesus wouldn't judge you for your body count.

02:14:32.000 He wouldn't?

02:14:33.000 No, he wouldn't.

02:14:34.000 Like, what would Jesus do?

02:14:35.000 Not judge you.

02:14:37.000 Okay, but when would he not judge you?

02:14:39.000 For anything at all.

02:14:41.000 When you get saved.

02:14:43.000 That's where I throw it away.

02:14:46.000 When it comes to loving a person that's actually here.

02:14:51.000 That's the problem.

02:14:52.000 If you say that, you have to understand in context what it means.

02:14:55.000 If you just say, oh, to support what your idea of love is, it doesn't make sense.

02:14:59.000 Well, I said that I wasn't religious.

02:15:01.000 Because Christ's love is different than just regular love.

02:15:03.000 No, I said I wasn't religious, but something I do take from the Bible is what I think love is.

02:15:09.000 Yeah, but you can't pick and choose, though, if you're using the Bible.

02:15:11.000 Yes, I can. 1.00

02:15:12.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:15:13.000 See, that was the whole reason why I brought it up. 0.99

02:15:15.000 Because when it comes down to that, I have...

02:15:17.000 Because you can bring them a verse, but in context, what does it actually mean?

02:15:20.000 No, it's fine.

02:15:22.000 Yeah, it's fine. 1.00

02:15:24.000 Chris, I was like, fuck this shit. 1.00

02:15:26.000 All right, guys, so we'll be back on Friday. 1.00

02:15:28.000 Hope you guys enjoyed the first ever Sandwich Drop.

02:15:30.000 We'll start.

02:15:31.000 We'll do it more.

02:15:32.000 Actually, what condiments were we missing?

02:15:35.000 Ladies.

02:15:36.000 Bacon.

02:15:37.000 Salt and pepper.

02:15:38.000 We try to keep a halal. 0.98

02:15:39.000 Salt and pepper next time?

02:15:40.000 Okay.

02:15:41.000 We'll do that on the next one.

02:15:42.000 We try to keep a halal because bacon.

02:15:44.000 We'll do turkey bacon next time.

02:15:46.000 That's kosher.

02:15:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:15:48.000 Huh?

02:15:49.000 Voila.

02:15:49.000 There's turkey bacon on there?

02:15:51.000 Oh, turkey bacon.

02:15:52.000 Habibi! 0.93

02:15:53.000 I didn't see.

02:15:54.000 Oh, turkey ham.

02:15:55.000 We had a lot, bro.

02:15:56.000 It was good.

02:15:56.000 Okay.

02:15:57.000 Alright, but salt and pepper, though.

02:15:58.000 We'll do that.

02:15:59.000 It was kosher.

02:16:01.000 Yeah.

02:16:01.000 Cucumbers.

02:16:02.000 Okay.

02:16:03.000 Cucumbers.

02:16:03.000 Okay.

02:16:07.000 Okay, any case, we'll help with more stuff next time.

02:16:09.000 All right.

02:16:10.000 WStream, though.

02:16:11.000 Guys, hope you guys liked it, man.

02:16:12.000 Like the video.

02:16:12.000 Subscribe to the channel, man.

02:16:13.000 We'll catch you guys back here on Friday.

02:16:16.000 Maybe with a guess.

02:16:17.000 Maybe with a guess.

02:16:18.000 Yes.

02:16:18.000 Or if not, a call-in show.

02:16:20.000 Love y'all.

02:16:20.000 Peace.

02:16:21.000 Peace.

02:16:21.000 I ran, I ran so far away.

02:16:26.000 I just ran, I ran all night and day.

Fresh & Fit - November 30, 2023

We Had A Sandwich Making Contest & THIS Happened...

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