Fresh & Fit - November 23, 2024


Women Claim To Give Better Dating Advice So We Did THIS...


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 50 minutes

Words per Minute

181.64204

Word Count

30,973

Sentence Count

3,968

Misogynist Sentences

336

Hate Speech Sentences

263


Summary

On this episode of the Frustrated Podcast, we discuss the JFK Assassination and the conspiracy theories surrounding it. We are joined by 6 lovely ladies to talk about it and have some laughs along the way. Thank you so much to everyone for all of your support and stay tuned for the next episode where we have a special guest on the show! Don't forget to go ahead and send in $35 via FNFSuperChad and we will send you in on the Text-to-Speech Rant! Also, we will be giving out some prizes to the best of the best, so don't miss it! Thanks again for all the support, stay tuned and stay frustrated! Cheers! -The Frustated Podcast Team Hosts: Producer, Songwriter, Director, Producer and Songwriter: Karen Caceres ( ) Songwriter & Singer: . Producer: ( ) Songwriter/Songwriter: Karen Cacere ( ) Director: , Songwriter ( ) Music Producer: KKaren Cacare ( ) Producer: Karen Kacarep ( ) Composer: ...and so on and so on. Thanks for listening and supporting the show. We really appreciate it. Thank you for all your support, we really appreciate you. -Chad & Chad. CHAD Chad and Chad Thanks to Chad & Chad - Thank you, Chad, Thank you Chad: Thank you So Much, Thank You For Your Support, Cheers, Cheed, Thankyou, Chads, Chada, Chadd, and Thank You, Cheered, and Much More! Love Ya'll! -Karen & Chadd XOXO, - Chadd & Chada - - The Crew - Cheers - Chada & Chad, & Chacho - Love, Chacho, XO - and Chacho & Chachi Love ya'll! & - P.A. - Chacho ( ) - Thank You Chacho and Chada - , - EJ & Chava AND CHAD & JACOB - SONGS - CHAD, AND KAREN & CHAD - & CHEERED, CHEED, & KARED, AND MORE!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Thank you.
00:03:29.000 And we are live.
00:03:30.000 What's up, guys?
00:03:31.000 Welcome to the Frustrated Podcast.
00:03:32.000 We've got some lovely ladies in the house.
00:03:34.000 Let's get into it.
00:03:34.000 Let's go.
00:03:35.000 What do you do?
00:03:50.000 How many cards, bro?
00:03:55.000 Get out.
00:03:55.000 Get out.
00:03:56.000 It's the night.
00:03:59.000 Kind of hot.
00:04:01.000 In the night.
00:04:03.000 No control.
00:04:05.000 F*** out.
00:04:07.000 You don't got to put them on in here.
00:04:08.000 I know the night is what I see.
00:04:11.000 I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe in this night.
00:04:17.000 I will never tell a sign.
00:04:20.000 I will never tell a sign.
00:04:23.000 All right, we're back.
00:04:25.000 Yes, we're actually on time, guys.
00:04:26.000 Welcome to the Freshier Podcast, man.
00:04:28.000 After our edition, joined with six lovely ladies.
00:04:29.000 We're going to get into the show here.
00:04:30.000 Quick announcement before we get into the show.
00:04:33.000 Yes, I know.
00:04:33.000 We started on time.
00:04:35.000 First, guys, we just wrapped up the John F. Kennedy assassination stream.
00:04:39.000 Literally, just did it.
00:04:40.000 Finished it just now.
00:04:42.000 Obviously, stay here and watch this.
00:04:44.000 But after, go ahead and break it down.
00:04:46.000 We identified the shooters.
00:04:48.000 It was five different people.
00:04:51.000 It was nine people involved, five different shooters.
00:04:53.000 It was not Oswald as you guys think it was.
00:04:55.000 That's what they will tell you.
00:04:56.000 It's the 61st anniversary, as you guys know, on November 22, 1963. They killed John F. Kennedy in Dallas, Texas.
00:05:02.000 And we went over who did it, how it happened, etc.
00:05:06.000 And we went into the conspiracy.
00:05:07.000 So that's up live on Rumble right now.
00:05:09.000 Tommy Sotomayor joined in at the end.
00:05:11.000 It was a good time.
00:05:12.000 So make sure to tune into that one.
00:05:14.000 But real quick, for you guys that are watching, okay?
00:05:16.000 If you're watching on Rumble...
00:05:18.000 It's Friday, so you guys can go ahead and donate to the stream with a Rumble Rant.
00:05:21.000 If you're watching on Cows Club, you can donate via Cows Club.
00:05:24.000 Or, if you guys are watching on YouTube, you can use FNFSuperChad.com.
00:05:27.000 Also, if you guys want to go ahead and be heard quite literally with text-to-speech, go ahead and send in $35 via FNFSuperChad.com, and we will go ahead and get you in on the text-to-speech, man.
00:05:38.000 Text-to-speech.
00:05:39.000 Yeah, TTS, as you guys know what it's called.
00:05:42.000 Text-to-speech.
00:05:42.000 Yes, text-to-speech, Chris.
00:05:43.000 Yeah, I said text-to-speech.
00:05:45.000 I know, he's just making a point.
00:05:48.000 Anyhow, we need to text a speech for Chris.
00:05:50.000 Nobody understand what the dick is saying, man.
00:05:51.000 Thanks, man.
00:05:52.000 What the hell, man?
00:05:53.000 How about the host, though?
00:05:54.000 We need to text a text for this guy's subtitles.
00:05:56.000 Well, you talk a lot.
00:05:56.000 But anyhow, it's supportive Friday, man.
00:05:58.000 So we'll take your chats, man, for the ladies as well.
00:06:00.000 And Chris, go right ahead.
00:06:03.000 It's Friday, Chris, man.
00:06:04.000 Let's go.
00:06:05.000 I'm so sober.
00:06:06.000 I have the Starbucks coffee from one of the girls on the panel.
00:06:10.000 So shout out to you for bringing it to me.
00:06:12.000 We'll give him coffee.
00:06:15.000 You don't want to say nothing right now.
00:06:15.000 Man, you fucked up, man.
00:06:16.000 Anyway, go ahead.
00:06:18.000 Sorry.
00:06:19.000 So, shout out to the chat, shout out to the girls, and yeah, guys, let's make it happen.
00:06:22.000 Follow me on Twitch and follow me on IG. Ladies.
00:06:26.000 Cool.
00:06:27.000 Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your...
00:06:28.000 Oh, wait.
00:06:28.000 Should we read Chats first?
00:06:29.000 We probably should.
00:06:30.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:31.000 Guys, um...
00:06:32.000 No, uh...
00:06:33.000 Do we have them ready yet?
00:06:33.000 No.
00:06:36.000 We'll do it after.
00:06:38.000 Okay, cool.
00:06:39.000 You guys aren't ready yet.
00:06:40.000 No problem.
00:06:41.000 Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, we'll start right here.
00:06:48.000 Welcome to the show.
00:06:49.000 Hi, how are you?
00:06:50.000 My name is Karen Caceres.
00:06:52.000 I'm a music producer, songwriter, filmmaker, and singer.
00:06:55.000 I got 33 years old.
00:06:57.000 Wait, I'm sorry, what was your first name?
00:07:00.000 Karen.
00:07:00.000 Oh, Karen, okay.
00:07:02.000 33. Yeah.
00:07:03.000 Okay, where are you from?
00:07:04.000 I'm from Venezuela, but I live...
00:07:06.000 Chama!
00:07:07.000 Yes, but I live eight years in DR, and now I'm here since April.
00:07:12.000 Cool.
00:07:13.000 Okay, and what do you do for work?
00:07:15.000 For a living?
00:07:16.000 Yeah.
00:07:17.000 Music producer, songwriter, filmmaker, and singer.
00:07:20.000 Since 2010. Okay, songwriter, and you said singer too?
00:07:24.000 Yes.
00:07:25.000 Are you really good?
00:07:26.000 I got a song with Crazy Bone.
00:07:28.000 Who?
00:07:29.000 Crazy Bone from Montox and Harmony.
00:07:31.000 Oh shit, you do?
00:07:32.000 Oh shit, for real?
00:07:33.000 Yes, I do.
00:07:34.000 Can we hear like acapella?
00:07:36.000 Yes, why not?
00:07:38.000 Show me what you got.
00:07:39.000 Okay.
00:07:40.000 I will say...
00:07:42.000 When I wake up in the morning, despierto deseando que tu estés aquí.
00:07:49.000 After afternoon when you call me We was a perfect melody for my heartbeat You'll pay be You don't have a deal this make me feel please me.
00:08:04.000 I'm more tell me What would be the time that you won't come back here?
00:08:10.000 Let's go!
00:08:11.000 That was pretty good actually!
00:08:12.000 I didn't know what you just said, but that was impressive.
00:08:16.000 No, that was really good.
00:08:17.000 Thank you.
00:08:17.000 I appreciate that.
00:08:18.000 That's awesome.
00:08:19.000 For being a Latina that learned English by herself, sometimes it's cool to be able to get into that goal.
00:08:30.000 Not too many people can say it.
00:08:32.000 I'm actually the first Venezuelan to get a featuring with a legend like that.
00:08:37.000 The first lady in the music industry in my country.
00:08:41.000 Not bad at all.
00:08:42.000 Good job.
00:08:43.000 I don't know how else to sing.
00:08:44.000 Good job, though.
00:08:46.000 Single and happy.
00:08:48.000 Okay.
00:08:49.000 And then, highest education level completed?
00:08:52.000 Highest education, musicology, USCB. That is like, I mentioned musicology in the Universidad Central de Venezuela.
00:09:03.000 Okay, so is that like a bachelor's degree over there?
00:09:06.000 Yes.
00:09:07.000 Okay.
00:09:08.000 ¿Qué parte de Venezuela?
00:09:10.000 Venezuela, San Antonio de los Altos.
00:09:15.000 Like 30 minutes from Caracas.
00:09:20.000 Where she lives?
00:09:22.000 Near the capital city.
00:09:23.000 Birth control?
00:09:25.000 Birth control?
00:09:27.000 Condom.
00:09:28.000 Thank you.
00:09:30.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:32.000 Hold on.
00:09:35.000 Wait, so you're 33. In the music industry.
00:09:40.000 And did something with Crazy Bone.
00:09:42.000 What's your body count?
00:09:43.000 My body count?
00:09:47.000 Damn, that many?
00:09:48.000 That's crazy, bro.
00:09:49.000 Keep it real.
00:09:49.000 Tell me a number and I tell you more or less.
00:09:52.000 Okay, let's see.
00:09:54.000 150?
00:09:55.000 Less.
00:09:56.000 100?
00:09:57.000 Less.
00:09:58.000 I mean, you told me to tell your number, but like, come on, man.
00:10:01.000 Well, okay, go ahead.
00:10:02.000 Keep going.
00:10:02.000 50. Okay, you know what?
00:10:04.000 How many blowjobs have you done in the industry?
00:10:07.000 None.
00:10:07.000 None?
00:10:08.000 Because some girls do it all the time.
00:10:09.000 No, no, I'm not like that.
00:10:11.000 So it's pure talent?
00:10:12.000 Yes.
00:10:13.000 Okay, alright.
00:10:14.000 I got since four years old doing music.
00:10:19.000 Okay, shout out to you, man.
00:10:20.000 50. 50?
00:10:22.000 Yeah.
00:10:23.000 No, a little bit less.
00:10:24.000 Okay, 30. It's fine, it's fine for us.
00:10:26.000 Yeah.
00:10:26.000 Okay, cool.
00:10:27.000 Alright, there you go.
00:10:29.000 That's amazing, as well.
00:10:31.000 I don't know.
00:10:35.000 Wait, you said you're 33, right?
00:10:37.000 You're 33, right?
00:10:38.000 Yes.
00:10:39.000 Okay.
00:10:41.000 Okay, what about you?
00:10:42.000 Actually, welcome back.
00:10:44.000 Thank you.
00:10:46.000 Speak it to the mic, Mel.
00:10:48.000 Oh, my apology.
00:10:49.000 Move it to you.
00:10:50.000 My name is Melo.
00:10:51.000 I'm 18 years old.
00:10:52.000 What I do for work, I work for a small local radio station in downtown Miami.
00:10:56.000 What?
00:10:58.000 Hey, let's go, man.
00:10:58.000 That's cool.
00:11:02.000 Relationship status, happy and single, like how she said.
00:11:06.000 Highest...
00:11:07.000 What was it?
00:11:08.000 Highest education?
00:11:09.000 Yeah.
00:11:09.000 High school.
00:11:11.000 High school.
00:11:12.000 Okay.
00:11:13.000 And then, are your parents together?
00:11:14.000 No.
00:11:15.000 Birth control for you?
00:11:17.000 No birth control.
00:11:18.000 Are your parents still together?
00:11:19.000 I forgot to ask you that.
00:11:20.000 Yes, for sure.
00:11:22.000 And they're back in Venezuela?
00:11:23.000 They are in Venezuela, yes.
00:11:25.000 Alright, cool.
00:11:27.000 And an ethnic background?
00:11:29.000 Like ethnicity?
00:11:31.000 Yeah.
00:11:31.000 Cuban.
00:11:32.000 Alright.
00:11:33.000 Cool.
00:11:34.000 What about you?
00:11:34.000 Hi guys, my name is Rosa, baby!
00:11:38.000 And I'm a Latin artist, rapper, and songwriter.
00:11:41.000 How old are you?
00:11:42.000 I am 31, and I'm also a radio personality.
00:11:46.000 Where are you from originally?
00:11:47.000 I'm Dominican, living in Rhode Island.
00:11:50.000 Shout out to Rhode Island.
00:11:51.000 You live in Rhode Island now?
00:11:53.000 Yes, I do.
00:11:54.000 Where are you from?
00:11:54.000 Providence, Cranston?
00:11:55.000 Yeah, Providence area.
00:11:57.000 Okay.
00:11:58.000 And then you said you do radio, and what else?
00:12:01.000 Artists?
00:12:01.000 Yep.
00:12:02.000 Artist, customer service.
00:12:04.000 I have 15 plus years in human resources as well.
00:12:08.000 Wait, so you do radio and you're still in HR? Hey.
00:12:11.000 Period.
00:12:12.000 Why not?
00:12:13.000 Okay.
00:12:14.000 Alright.
00:12:15.000 I create a platform and opportunities for other and myself to be able to have my own air time and be able to speak my own show.
00:12:23.000 Why not?
00:12:24.000 Alright.
00:12:25.000 And it's one day a week, so hey.
00:12:26.000 Oh, okay.
00:12:27.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:12:28.000 Okay.
00:12:29.000 As long as it works, right?
00:12:31.000 Highest education level completed?
00:12:32.000 Some college.
00:12:34.000 Do you guys are associates or...?
00:12:36.000 No, just some college credits for the most part.
00:12:39.000 I'll put high school then.
00:12:41.000 Relationship status?
00:12:42.000 I'm single, not divorced.
00:12:45.000 Divorce?
00:12:45.000 Okay.
00:12:46.000 Are your parents together?
00:12:48.000 They're not, but very friendly.
00:12:51.000 Birth control for you?
00:12:52.000 Yes.
00:12:53.000 Okay, how long have you been divorced for?
00:12:56.000 Two years.
00:12:57.000 Oh, so recent.
00:12:59.000 Somewhat.
00:13:00.000 Okay.
00:13:00.000 Wait, who broke up with who?
00:13:02.000 I did.
00:13:03.000 Why?
00:13:03.000 Why?
00:13:07.000 Just different levels, or I feel like, you know, men get too comfortable.
00:13:12.000 And I'm the type of person, I communicate everything.
00:13:16.000 I do, and he wasn't responsive towards that, or wasn't working to fix that.
00:13:22.000 So it was just a point where I wasn't happy, and if you're not happy, then you shouldn't be with it.
00:13:28.000 Yeah, he had to know that you're the host, not him.
00:13:30.000 Not at all.
00:13:31.000 It was more like when you repeatedly say, hey, I would like this.
00:13:35.000 I think we should change this.
00:13:38.000 Oh, so you're needed?
00:13:39.000 You know, not at all.
00:13:41.000 Just more communicative in what I felt was missing on my end that made me happy.
00:13:47.000 And I feel like the other person should, just like I would, find a middle ground.
00:13:51.000 Or, hey, that bothers you so much.
00:13:53.000 You know what?
00:13:54.000 Let me try to fix that.
00:13:58.000 Compromise.
00:13:58.000 Compromise is the word correct.
00:14:00.000 Okay.
00:14:00.000 We got you.
00:14:01.000 Alright, can you rap?
00:14:02.000 I do.
00:14:03.000 I can.
00:14:04.000 Are you going to do it or no?
00:14:06.000 Do you want me to?
00:14:07.000 I mean, the hoodie's already on, man.
00:14:09.000 Okay, then talk to me.
00:14:10.000 Talk to me, all right?
00:14:11.000 You know how I beat my haters?
00:14:12.000 All right.
00:14:13.000 I'm lighting the way because I'm making it rain.
00:14:15.000 Baby, don't stop because I'm making it change.
00:14:17.000 And you know I play no game.
00:14:18.000 Straight Dominican with no chaser.
00:14:20.000 What a refresher.
00:14:22.000 Introduce him to fame.
00:14:23.000 Show him what he could obtain.
00:14:24.000 Without me, you feel like a lame.
00:14:26.000 Man, that's insane.
00:14:27.000 Get you some bands.
00:14:28.000 I feel like a boss, bitch.
00:14:30.000 Muzzle, you boring.
00:14:32.000 I fuck out of here.
00:14:34.000 If you want to hear the rest...
00:14:35.000 Stream all platforms, YouTube, all that.
00:14:40.000 Nah, you know, just a little taste, because I have a little bit of everything, reggaeton, Brazilian funk, everything, dembow, hip-hop, all that.
00:14:52.000 She stood up.
00:14:53.000 I thought she was going to punch somebody.
00:14:54.000 Nah, just that energy.
00:14:57.000 I bring that to the performance as well.
00:14:59.000 I'm always like, yo, come your ass down because you're going to run out of breath.
00:15:02.000 But I just love it.
00:15:04.000 I love that.
00:15:04.000 I'm passionate.
00:15:07.000 It's okay, baby.
00:15:08.000 It's okay.
00:15:09.000 No, of course.
00:15:10.000 I'm one of the first female rappers that performed yesterday at Alpha Rose, Akadja Ocho, so, you know, if I'm that whack, you know, why was I the first female rapper up in that bitch?
00:15:23.000 So, I'm just creating opportunity and payment way.
00:15:26.000 That's it.
00:15:27.000 Whether I'm good or bad.
00:15:29.000 I'll read chats real quick.
00:15:30.000 Sure.
00:15:30.000 Because I see that there's a bunch that came through.
00:15:33.000 Let me see here.
00:15:34.000 Yes, I see a lot of you guys are, like, shocked that we're live right now.
00:15:36.000 Yes, we are live.
00:15:37.000 We started on time.
00:15:39.000 Yeah, dudes are like, what the hell?
00:15:41.000 It's okay.
00:15:42.000 Go stream Dalek Papi, too.
00:15:44.000 Woo-wee.
00:15:45.000 Okay.
00:15:46.000 That tech boy says, ladies, what you are witnessing alive is greatness.
00:15:53.000 What the fuck?
00:15:54.000 This is a classic 1985 photo of Myron and a well-known baddie from one of my favorite movies.
00:15:58.000 I wasn't alive in 1985, but okay.
00:16:00.000 Some advice for you.
00:16:01.000 If you want to keep a man in love and happy in a relationship, understand that you must see him as the one and only master.
00:16:06.000 You must bow to him, want him to guard your body, be his peace, and show him some moves that he's never seen before.
00:16:12.000 You accomplish this and he will show enough.
00:16:14.000 Appreciate you even more.
00:16:15.000 Did he photoshop Angie and you?
00:16:16.000 I don't know.
00:16:17.000 That was crazy.
00:16:18.000 All right, quick slap.
00:16:19.000 Five bucks.
00:16:20.000 Appreciate that.
00:16:20.000 Shout to you, bro.
00:16:22.000 Michaka says, Corey was cooking last episode.
00:16:24.000 Hopefully we can get a part three soon.
00:16:25.000 Yeah, we're going to cover more of it maybe this Sunday or next week, guys.
00:16:31.000 We'll cover more of the JFK stuff.
00:16:33.000 We're going to cover the Israeli connection.
00:16:35.000 We didn't get to go into that today.
00:16:36.000 The Russian guy.
00:16:37.000 If Mo and Bigger Lady sitting next to Fresh were kind enough to donate a few layers of bacon off their backs, we could feed some hungry kids in Ukraine.
00:16:45.000 Ouch.
00:16:45.000 For sure.
00:16:46.000 I got a lot of meat to give, baby.
00:16:48.000 Come get it.
00:16:50.000 Come get it.
00:16:51.000 You know what he said, baby?
00:16:54.000 He need to pay money to say I hate it coming.
00:16:58.000 Okay?
00:16:59.000 It's okay.
00:17:00.000 They're roasting him, too.
00:17:02.000 Alright, who else do we got?
00:17:04.000 Yo!
00:17:05.000 Hello304s.
00:17:06.000 Mo, can you please stop waddling you obese, disgusting, diabetic, fat, Michelin man-looking thing?
00:17:12.000 Alright, fresh stop being a degenerate, Myron, you're a once-in-a-lifetime human.
00:17:16.000 Appreciate it very much.
00:17:16.000 Alright, thanks, colonels.
00:17:18.000 Thanks, colonels.
00:17:19.000 Why are you mad at so mad at Mo, bro?
00:17:23.000 Why?
00:17:24.000 Probably chats.
00:17:26.000 Okay, alright.
00:17:27.000 A smart guy.
00:17:28.000 Ladies, smart guy or funny guy?
00:17:32.000 Smart.
00:17:33.000 Smart.
00:17:33.000 Funny.
00:17:34.000 I'm gonna go with funny.
00:17:35.000 Okay, who wants to go smart?
00:17:36.000 Raise your hand.
00:17:37.000 And then funny?
00:17:41.000 3 and 3, huh?
00:17:43.000 Alright, let's see here.
00:17:45.000 Ladies, would you rather date a man with 19k debt or a man who's 5 foot 2?
00:17:51.000 A man who's 5 foot 2. You cannot fix the height.
00:17:55.000 That's a fact.
00:17:55.000 Okay, so you guys will take the guy with the 19k debt?
00:17:59.000 No.
00:18:01.000 Oh.
00:18:02.000 So you're going to take the guy that's 5 foot 2?
00:18:03.000 Yeah.
00:18:05.000 Really?
00:18:05.000 Alright, raise your hands for 5 foot 2. Alright, so two would take the five foot two.
00:18:11.000 Alright, five foot two I think is shorter than both of you guys.
00:18:14.000 I'm like five foot flat, so I'm not gonna complain.
00:18:17.000 What hills?
00:18:18.000 I mean, that's why we've seen it on, huh?
00:18:21.000 Wow.
00:18:22.000 Interesting.
00:18:23.000 LepreKing says, I'm getting tired of paying for dates and not getting laid.
00:18:28.000 I want to try a new strategy where we go 50-50 on a date, then I reimburse her after sex.
00:18:31.000 What do you guys think?
00:18:33.000 Nah.
00:18:33.000 Hell no.
00:18:34.000 Yeah.
00:18:35.000 Let's go play for a box, bro.
00:18:38.000 He's doing a lot.
00:18:40.000 This guy, man.
00:18:40.000 Yo.
00:18:41.000 That verse is pretty good.
00:18:43.000 The only bad part was the lyrics, rhythm, voice, energy, tone, flow.
00:18:46.000 Apart from that, it was great.
00:18:47.000 I appreciate it.
00:18:49.000 Thank you.
00:18:49.000 She even took you a picture.
00:18:51.000 The picture is pretty, though.
00:18:52.000 I appreciate the...
00:18:54.000 Alright.
00:18:55.000 Cam2Time says, question ladies, what's the freakiest, sluttiest thing you've ever seen your female friends or roommates do?
00:19:00.000 Good question, Cam.
00:19:01.000 We can go around the table on that one.
00:19:04.000 We can start with Ms. Chanel.
00:19:06.000 Ms. Chanel.
00:19:07.000 Okay, guys.
00:19:08.000 My name is Laura.
00:19:09.000 I'm from Argentina.
00:19:09.000 Wait, hold on, hold on.
00:19:10.000 No, no, no.
00:19:11.000 We'll have you introduce yourself in a second.
00:19:12.000 Let's start here, bro.
00:19:14.000 The sluttiest thing you've seen a friend or roommate do?
00:19:18.000 Ooh.
00:19:20.000 I would say dancing to a guy in a strip club just for fun, but at the end the guy was smelling really bad, but she just was horny and into it, and I'm like, okay, go ahead, but that's not me.
00:19:37.000 I mean, she works there, though.
00:19:39.000 No, she didn't work there.
00:19:42.000 Wait, I'm confused.
00:19:43.000 So she was dancing with a guy at the strip club?
00:19:46.000 Yeah.
00:19:47.000 It was a girl's strip club?
00:19:48.000 Yeah.
00:19:49.000 So he was just a customer there?
00:19:52.000 Yeah.
00:19:52.000 He works there, bro.
00:19:53.000 Was it you?
00:19:54.000 No.
00:19:55.000 No.
00:19:55.000 Ew.
00:19:56.000 Okay, so the gross thing was that the guy smelled bad?
00:19:59.000 Yeah.
00:20:00.000 So that makes you a whore?
00:20:01.000 No.
00:20:03.000 It was crazy.
00:20:04.000 That's it.
00:20:05.000 But the question is, the sluttiest thing you've seen somebody...
00:20:07.000 That's it?
00:20:07.000 In the industry?
00:20:08.000 Four years?
00:20:09.000 That's it?
00:20:09.000 Bro.
00:20:11.000 It's okay.
00:20:12.000 Somebody went to the back room with three other guys.
00:20:17.000 Mmm, well...
00:20:18.000 Gangs and Toppy...
00:20:20.000 In Dominican Republic, two guys, one girl, they go in the bathroom, yes.
00:20:26.000 But I don't know what happened after that, you know.
00:20:29.000 I just see they come sweaty 30 minutes after and that's what about it.
00:20:33.000 That's the only thing I know.
00:20:35.000 That's that bacon grease.
00:20:36.000 Okay.
00:20:37.000 Alright, what about you?
00:20:39.000 I don't really have any stories, to be honest.
00:20:42.000 Oh, she's 13, so...
00:20:44.000 Yeah.
00:20:44.000 Friends in high school?
00:20:46.000 Friends in...
00:20:47.000 Friends in high school...
00:20:52.000 Yeah, I don't really have any crazy stories to tell on this.
00:20:56.000 Awesome.
00:20:57.000 Alright, what about you?
00:20:59.000 I'd say freaky is, nasty is...
00:21:02.000 That you saw a friend or a roommate or some girl?
00:21:04.000 Yeah.
00:21:05.000 Kissing their cousin.
00:21:07.000 That type of energy.
00:21:08.000 That's disgusting, freaky, and just unacceptable.
00:21:13.000 And they knew, right?
00:21:13.000 Huh?
00:21:14.000 They knew their cousins?
00:21:15.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:21:16.000 That's the fuck exactly part.
00:21:19.000 Were they Dominican?
00:21:20.000 No, they were fucking not.
00:21:25.000 What about you?
00:21:27.000 I don't know about any crazy story.
00:21:31.000 Friend?
00:21:32.000 Relative?
00:21:32.000 Cousin?
00:21:33.000 Anything?
00:21:35.000 No.
00:21:36.000 Alright, awesome.
00:21:37.000 What about you?
00:21:38.000 Okay, so she's my ex-best friend now, and this is the reason why she's my ex-best friend.
00:21:44.000 So she came to my house for comfort and also to sleep over just for us to have like a little girl's night.
00:21:50.000 And she was like, hey, I'll be right back.
00:21:52.000 And I was like, okay, I thought she was going to use the bathroom.
00:21:54.000 She didn't really necessarily say where she was going to go.
00:21:56.000 She left my house, apparently, left for two hours, turned off her location, turned off everything.
00:22:01.000 I couldn't text her.
00:22:02.000 And I found out that she was smashing some dude outside of my house in a car.
00:22:06.000 So...
00:22:06.000 Yeah.
00:22:07.000 Wait, how'd you find out?
00:22:08.000 Um, she came back and I kinda confronted her about it.
00:22:11.000 Cause I was like waiting outside.
00:22:12.000 Like, you're under my responsibility and my property.
00:22:15.000 So, especially that you're a minor, like, you know, you should be letting me know where you're going.
00:22:20.000 Oh, minor.
00:22:22.000 Damn.
00:22:22.000 Alright.
00:22:23.000 Uh, what about you?
00:22:25.000 Um, the most crazy story is seeing my ex-boyfriend sucking all their dick.
00:22:31.000 Yikes.
00:22:32.000 Well done.
00:22:37.000 I think it was supposed to be the sluttiest story, but I guess that one.
00:22:39.000 I was agree.
00:22:40.000 It's like a twist.
00:22:42.000 So it's crazy, but it's fun.
00:22:44.000 I like it.
00:22:45.000 You like it?
00:22:47.000 Yeah, it was good.
00:22:48.000 It was good?
00:22:49.000 Yes.
00:22:50.000 It was that day he liked it.
00:22:52.000 Do you really want to?
00:22:54.000 Okay.
00:22:55.000 You like walked in on him or something?
00:22:57.000 Sorry?
00:22:58.000 You like walked into a room and you saw it?
00:22:59.000 How'd you see it?
00:23:00.000 Yeah, like, we call, like, first we call, like, girls, and then we call guys, and that is the most crazy.
00:23:08.000 At your house?
00:23:08.000 He likes his house.
00:23:11.000 He likes boys and girls?
00:23:13.000 Yes.
00:23:14.000 Hold on, you didn't notice at the very beginning?
00:23:16.000 No, I didn't from the beginning.
00:23:18.000 Did you break up with him when you saw that?
00:23:20.000 He say he do for me, like, you know, but...
00:23:23.000 Did you break up with him after you saw that?
00:23:27.000 Yes, no, when we were boyfriend, he acted like normal after we were friends, and he opened more when we were friends, you know?
00:23:37.000 No, I don't know.
00:23:38.000 Somebody fucking help me out here.
00:23:40.000 Yeah, it's crazy, but it's okay.
00:23:43.000 It's okay.
00:23:45.000 Alright, I mean...
00:23:46.000 Alright, somebody asked her in Spanish, bro.
00:23:47.000 Did she break up with this nigga after or what?
00:23:49.000 Like, come on, man.
00:23:50.000 Did you break up with him after you saw that?
00:23:52.000 Yeah.
00:23:53.000 No, no, no.
00:23:53.000 I broke up before because he was crazy.
00:23:56.000 And then we have a good relationship, like friends.
00:23:59.000 So he opened that to me, you know?
00:24:02.000 Like, he said, okay, we call another guy.
00:24:04.000 We're supposed to be for me.
00:24:06.000 But I think he enjoyed more than me.
00:24:07.000 So they broke up before this happened.
00:24:09.000 And it happened.
00:24:10.000 And he'll put them more to her because they're just friends now.
00:24:12.000 So did you know he was bisexual when you were in a relationship with him?
00:24:16.000 How would you know?
00:24:20.000 What if you turned him gay?
00:24:22.000 Is that even possible?
00:24:23.000 What if it's your fault?
00:24:24.000 I don't see him because he acts like, you know, gangster guy.
00:24:31.000 Gangster guy?
00:24:32.000 Yeah.
00:24:32.000 Yeah, a lot of guys be like, actually behind the door, you know, like that.
00:24:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:38.000 So you never know.
00:24:39.000 Okay, that's different.
00:24:41.000 Interesting.
00:24:41.000 What else?
00:24:43.000 Somebody said the box was trash.
00:24:44.000 You niggas are assholes.
00:24:46.000 Ladies, think about this.
00:24:48.000 Name one time you did a man wrong and be honest, Ninja.
00:24:51.000 Do you take accountability on some level?
00:24:55.000 So ladies, give us one time where you did your boyfriend wrong or your man wrong.
00:24:59.000 Or a guy you were seeing.
00:25:00.000 Yeah.
00:25:01.000 But you did something bad to him that he didn't really deserve or maybe he deserved it.
00:25:06.000 Cheated or anything?
00:25:08.000 No.
00:25:09.000 No, no.
00:25:09.000 It's okay.
00:25:10.000 It's okay.
00:25:10.000 We have a good relationship.
00:25:12.000 Like, you know?
00:25:13.000 Better like we went separate, like we went together.
00:25:17.000 What about you?
00:25:20.000 I just think that, I wouldn't say, like, yeah, okay, maybe it was my wrong, but I just didn't explain to him or communicate my feelings enough, and then I kind of just got mad at him, like, you know, like, little by little, until, like, the end of the night I finally, like, spazzed on him, which I shouldn't have, because that's not the mature way to do things, and it's not the healthy way to do things, but I definitely did not communicate my feelings, and I guess, like, by me trying to blame him and, like, putting him through that argument, it's just not fair to him.
00:25:46.000 Okay.
00:25:47.000 What about you?
00:25:49.000 I will say, like, communication, like, it's, like, the key sometimes.
00:25:59.000 Like, if you don't, like, have, like, good communication, you're not gonna have, like, a good relationship.
00:26:04.000 And it goes, like, in every field of the relationship.
00:26:08.000 Like, like, if you don't like...
00:26:11.000 So what did you do that was bad though?
00:26:14.000 Um, nothing.
00:26:17.000 laughing I feel like I'm not going to answer this correctly.
00:26:22.000 Okay.
00:26:22.000 What about you?
00:26:23.000 Can you keep it honest?
00:26:24.000 I always keep it honest.
00:26:27.000 I think transparency is key, but to my exes, thank you for putting up with my bad attitude, my hangriness, because when I get hangry, it's true.
00:26:39.000 I do, you know, be a little crazy, so thank you for putting up with that.
00:26:46.000 You know, definitely for being selfish in certain decisions.
00:26:49.000 I mean, I think that's only natural that we do all do some things like, you know, certain say, but I'm a better person now.
00:27:00.000 Okay, so this is actually, like, the worst thing I've ever done while being in a relationship.
00:27:06.000 Basically, my ex-boyfriend, like, while we were together, he had lied to me, saying that he didn't go inside the strip club when, like, I saw it on his Google Maps.
00:27:15.000 Because since my phone died, we were at the movies, and I was, like, looking for, like, the nearest boba place.
00:27:19.000 And I see Booby Trap, and I'm like...
00:27:21.000 What the fuck is this?
00:27:22.000 Like, you're literally 17. You know, like, why are you trying to get into booby trap when you have a whole girlfriend?
00:27:26.000 Mind you, we were living together.
00:27:28.000 So, after that, like, I let it slide because I was convinced that he didn't go inside and, like, whatever.
00:27:38.000 I was convinced that he didn't go inside.
00:27:39.000 And then my homegirl went on Life360 and she helped me, like, basically find out that he did actually end up pulling up.
00:27:47.000 And so I broke up with him and I got ready and I went to the club.
00:27:50.000 With my homegirl.
00:27:51.000 But I knew not to take it to the worst extent, which was obviously to dance on some guy, give a guy my Instagram.
00:27:58.000 I wasn't talking to no guys.
00:27:59.000 I rejected every single guy, making sure that I don't do like...
00:28:03.000 No, it's not, Cap.
00:28:04.000 I swear to you.
00:28:05.000 So he went in at 17?
00:28:07.000 He tried to, but he got rejected.
00:28:09.000 I was about to say, that niggas don't play.
00:28:11.000 Yeah, they don't play.
00:28:12.000 I mean, unless...
00:28:13.000 But the fact is, he lied about it.
00:28:14.000 That's why you're upset.
00:28:15.000 The fact that he lied about it.
00:28:16.000 Because if I asked him, I was like, you promise that you didn't go.
00:28:21.000 Because if you tell me right now, just the honesty, I'll respect it.
00:28:24.000 I won't leave you.
00:28:25.000 None of that.
00:28:26.000 But he ended up lying to me.
00:28:27.000 And obviously, when I found out on my own, the consequences were a lot worse.
00:28:31.000 Man, if he would have told you...
00:28:32.000 If he would have told me, trust me.
00:28:33.000 Yeah, no, I just would have cried about it.
00:28:35.000 And left him anyways.
00:28:36.000 Okay.
00:28:36.000 Yeah.
00:28:37.000 We're not telling you what the booby trap.
00:28:40.000 Okay.
00:28:40.000 Yeah, I didn't fuck with that.
00:28:41.000 Like, I'm telling you, you should have told me the truth and everything would have been chilling, but no, you lied to me, so.
00:28:47.000 All right, went to the club.
00:28:48.000 That's the worst thing you did.
00:28:49.000 What about you?
00:28:51.000 So, I usually know the type of person that fights, so what happened was he did something, like, he lied into something, and when we set up a time to see us, to talk about it, he didn't tell the truth.
00:29:06.000 Even though I might think he know, I did know.
00:29:09.000 So what I did is I just basically say, oh, I'm going to the bathroom.
00:29:13.000 I leave them there and I ghost them after that.
00:29:15.000 Like we were like on a place.
00:29:17.000 I told him I go to the bathroom and I just go out of that place.
00:29:21.000 And I ghost him.
00:29:23.000 I don't, I don't want to waste my time in somebody that is not putting effort into something.
00:29:27.000 So is that is your way to be?
00:29:30.000 I just leave it like that.
00:29:32.000 That was crazy.
00:29:33.000 Wow.
00:29:34.000 You short showed him.
00:29:35.000 Okay.
00:29:38.000 Alright.
00:29:39.000 Awesome.
00:29:40.000 What else?
00:29:41.000 Anything else?
00:29:41.000 Or we'll keep going with the intros.
00:29:43.000 Ladies, what are your thoughts on this IG comment about why men prefer younger women?
00:29:48.000 Bonus points if you can name the president of Asia.
00:29:51.000 This guy, bro.
00:29:52.000 He goes...
00:29:55.000 You can still see it, bro.
00:29:56.000 It's so wild how I had way more dating prospects when I was 21 and employed, overweight, and severely mentally ill.
00:30:03.000 Yet it's total crickets now that I'm in my late 20s, have a stable job, and I'm mentally-slash-physically wealthy.
00:30:09.000 Oh, what's that?
00:30:10.000 A woman's attractiveness to men is based largely off how easily she can be manipulated?
00:30:14.000 Wait, go back to the original question?
00:30:19.000 Yeah.
00:30:23.000 Okay, so basically what he's saying is a girl who on paper seems like a loser, 21 and a loser.
00:30:30.000 She was overweight, whatever.
00:30:31.000 She got way more guys than when she was in her late 20s and had a job and stay stable and mentally healthy.
00:30:38.000 So she basically, 21, unemployed, overweight, severely mentally ill, gets all the guys.
00:30:45.000 Then at 29, stable job, mentally and physically healthy, no guys want to talk to her.
00:30:51.000 Anyone have any comments on that?
00:30:56.000 Mmm.
00:31:00.000 Yeah, I think that was too much for them.
00:31:02.000 Yeah, bro.
00:31:02.000 You gotta piecemeal this shit.
00:31:05.000 You must be new here, man.
00:31:07.000 You must be new here, bro.
00:31:11.000 Is that his page?
00:31:13.000 Create Chaos says, the way feminine men give y'all ladies the ick, so y'all just use them for attention and resources, is the way masculine women disgust us.
00:31:24.000 We just want to use you for sex, if that.
00:31:27.000 That was a statement?
00:31:29.000 Yeah, I guess that's a statement.
00:31:30.000 Bravo for you.
00:31:32.000 Alright, one more?
00:31:33.000 No, no more?
00:31:34.000 Alright, good.
00:31:35.000 Alright, we'll continue on the intros.
00:31:38.000 So name, age, we do living.
00:31:40.000 Okay, I'm Averill.
00:31:41.000 I'm from Argentina, but I live in Furlado.
00:31:44.000 You said April?
00:31:45.000 Or April?
00:31:46.000 April.
00:31:47.000 Yes.
00:31:48.000 Okay, how old are you?
00:31:49.000 I'm 21. Where are you from?
00:31:52.000 Argentina.
00:31:53.000 But you said you live in Furlado or something?
00:31:54.000 Yes, I live in Furlado.
00:31:56.000 Okay.
00:31:57.000 Did you go to high school for a lot of that or where did you go to high school?
00:32:01.000 I did half of high school in drill and half of high school in career experience.
00:32:08.000 College Springs.
00:32:09.000 Okay.
00:32:10.000 So Florida?
00:32:11.000 Yeah.
00:32:12.000 You've been here your whole life.
00:32:13.000 Okay.
00:32:14.000 And then what do you do for work?
00:32:17.000 I have a health insurance company.
00:32:21.000 You have a health insurance company?
00:32:22.000 Yes.
00:32:23.000 Or does your family have a health insurance company?
00:32:25.000 No, I do.
00:32:26.000 Nice.
00:32:27.000 How many employees?
00:32:30.000 We're just me and my partner, and I have my team, but they're just like agents.
00:32:39.000 Like me.
00:32:40.000 Agents?
00:32:40.000 Agents.
00:32:41.000 Like they sell insurance.
00:32:43.000 Agents, yeah.
00:32:44.000 Agents, yes.
00:32:46.000 Okay.
00:32:47.000 Highest education level completed?
00:32:49.000 Highest school.
00:32:51.000 Alright.
00:32:51.000 Relationship status?
00:32:53.000 Single.
00:32:54.000 Are your parents still together?
00:32:56.000 No.
00:32:57.000 And then, birth control?
00:33:00.000 Yes.
00:33:01.000 Alright.
00:33:02.000 And then you said you're Argentinian?
00:33:03.000 Yes.
00:33:04.000 But you grew up in Florida your whole life?
00:33:06.000 No, I moved here when I was 15. Okay, so you've been in the U.S. for six years?
00:33:11.000 Yes.
00:33:12.000 You said you do health insurance, right?
00:33:14.000 Yes.
00:33:14.000 What license do you have to sell?
00:33:16.000 What license do you have?
00:33:17.000 I have the 420, which is for life, and I have for health...
00:33:26.000 215?
00:33:28.000 What?
00:33:29.000 215?
00:33:30.000 Yes, I have for health insurance, which has the complementaries that has for cancer, for lump sum, for ear aid, for everything.
00:33:45.000 Okay, just check in.
00:33:47.000 What about you?
00:33:51.000 Welcome back to the start of the show last time that caused quite a controversy on the show.
00:34:00.000 Okay, so my name is Sophia, or as you guys may know, juicy fruit like the gum.
00:34:08.000 I'm single, I'm 18, I'm a barista at Starbucks.
00:34:12.000 Your body count?
00:34:13.000 I plead the fifth, just like last time.
00:34:17.000 Did it go up?
00:34:18.000 I'm sorry?
00:34:19.000 Did it go up since then?
00:34:20.000 No, it has not.
00:34:21.000 It's been a week.
00:34:24.000 So, wait, you said high school?
00:34:26.000 No.
00:34:27.000 I'm completing high school.
00:34:29.000 Okay.
00:34:30.000 Alright, and then you said barista.
00:34:34.000 Where are you from originally?
00:34:35.000 I'm from Miami originally.
00:34:37.000 Okay.
00:34:38.000 And then relationship status single, and then are your parents still together?
00:34:42.000 No.
00:34:43.000 Worth control for you?
00:34:44.000 Yes.
00:34:45.000 And then, what's your ethnic background?
00:34:48.000 Jewish American.
00:34:50.000 Okay, so after that episode, have you gotten any type of comments on Instagram or people hitting you up?
00:34:55.000 I mean, honestly, it's like 80% support, obviously a 20% Wookiee percent hate, but it's okay because I actually find them quite entertaining.
00:35:06.000 It just kind of shows me how dumb some people really are.
00:35:10.000 I really do like, though, the comparison of me against George Washington.
00:35:15.000 I think that one's pretty funny.
00:35:16.000 Wait, a comparison?
00:35:17.000 Yeah, they have a picture.
00:35:19.000 They did the meme.
00:35:19.000 They did a meme of me.
00:35:21.000 Someone's got to put it up again.
00:35:22.000 Yeah, because me and Icy did the Aftermath podcast of breaking down and exposing everything that happened.
00:35:29.000 And I put the George Washington dollar bill up next to me and I made my lips smaller.
00:35:34.000 And it looked exactly like George Washington.
00:35:36.000 So I thought that one was pretty good.
00:35:38.000 It's kind of funny seeing how creative people can be.
00:35:40.000 So just some backstory here.
00:35:43.000 The last girl show prior to this one, there was a fight that happened after a discussion.
00:35:48.000 And let's just say it was kind of a racist fight.
00:35:52.000 I'll leave it there.
00:35:54.000 She was a hit on it because she was white.
00:35:56.000 Alright, what about you?
00:35:58.000 My name is Laura.
00:35:59.000 I'm from Argentina.
00:36:01.000 I have a company concierge.
00:36:05.000 I do rent, cars, big hosting.
00:36:10.000 Whatever people need, I get for them.
00:36:13.000 Whatever they need?
00:36:14.000 Yes, whatever they need.
00:36:16.000 Whatever they need, my friend.
00:36:18.000 You know what that means.
00:36:21.000 How old are you?
00:36:22.000 27. Not the cat!
00:36:25.000 I know you said you're Argentinian, but where'd you grow up here in Miami?
00:36:29.000 No, I grew up all my life in Argentina.
00:36:32.000 When'd you come to Miami?
00:36:33.000 Like four years ago.
00:36:35.000 Okay.
00:36:36.000 Are you guys friends?
00:36:38.000 No.
00:36:38.000 No, we never met before.
00:36:39.000 Wow.
00:36:40.000 Do you live in Miami or do you live somewhere else?
00:36:42.000 No, I live in Miami right now, like four years ago.
00:36:45.000 Okay.
00:36:45.000 Highest education level completed?
00:36:47.000 High school complete, yeah.
00:36:49.000 Okay.
00:36:51.000 Relationship status?
00:36:53.000 Sorry?
00:36:53.000 Are you single, married?
00:36:55.000 Single.
00:36:56.000 I'm single right now, yes.
00:36:57.000 After that experience, I see why.
00:37:00.000 Yeah, after that experience.
00:37:02.000 Are your parents still together?
00:37:03.000 No.
00:37:05.000 Birth control for you?
00:37:06.000 Condom.
00:37:11.000 And I love Messi, guys.
00:37:13.000 Messi and Maradona, yes.
00:37:15.000 How long have you been single for?
00:37:18.000 Two years ago.
00:37:23.000 The comments are so funny.
00:37:24.000 Don't read them, please.
00:37:26.000 And then what about you?
00:37:27.000 How long have you been single?
00:37:29.000 Like, month and a half.
00:37:31.000 Oh, recent.
00:37:32.000 Why'd you guys break up?
00:37:35.000 Um...
00:37:36.000 Couldn't buy health insurance?
00:37:39.000 No, he...
00:37:40.000 So, we both used to do sales, and at the end of...
00:37:43.000 We used to live together.
00:37:45.000 And at the end of the day, like, it's super stressing when, like, you talk to people all day.
00:37:51.000 Like, I just want to get home, and, like, I don't want to talk.
00:37:53.000 Right.
00:37:54.000 But, like, he was feeling the same wave, so it's just...
00:37:57.000 Yeah.
00:37:57.000 So wait, he wanted to talk?
00:38:00.000 No, like we were both like on the same page on that side.
00:38:05.000 So basically...
00:38:06.000 Yeah, so he wouldn't want to talk and you wouldn't want to talk.
00:38:08.000 What's the problem?
00:38:09.000 Oh, she was nagging though.
00:38:10.000 She had to be nagging.
00:38:11.000 Hey baby, what's up?
00:38:13.000 No, like because you have to have communication.
00:38:16.000 Like you cannot be like all day not talking.
00:38:20.000 Yeah, you can.
00:38:21.000 But wait, so first you're saying I just want to go home and not talk.
00:38:24.000 Now you're saying we need to have communication?
00:38:30.000 Yes.
00:38:30.000 I know, Maren, it's crazy.
00:38:33.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:38:35.000 I just need to chill maybe a couple minutes.
00:38:38.000 I get it.
00:38:38.000 Because that industry is a lot to do with sales.
00:38:41.000 And what happens is when you leave work, you don't want to talk to anybody.
00:38:44.000 The problem is, I guarantee you want to communication, and he didn't want to do it because he's tired too.
00:38:48.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:38:50.000 So, you just said a second ago, though, that you want to go home and not talk, and then he doesn't talk.
00:38:56.000 But now you're saying he didn't talk.
00:38:59.000 Do you talk?
00:39:00.000 Yes.
00:39:00.000 No.
00:39:01.000 No, no, no.
00:39:02.000 We...
00:39:02.000 It's confusing, though.
00:39:04.000 No, we use it to both talk.
00:39:07.000 But, um...
00:39:09.000 Bro.
00:39:10.000 See, I think it's a good excuse.
00:39:12.000 But for us, we know it's deeper than that.
00:39:16.000 So...
00:39:16.000 No, it doesn't make sense.
00:39:18.000 At all.
00:39:19.000 But that's what I'm saying.
00:39:20.000 It's a good excuse, but there's deeper shit than that.
00:39:22.000 Because you originally said...
00:39:24.000 We have a sales job.
00:39:25.000 We talk a lot.
00:39:26.000 Then we go home and I don't want to talk.
00:39:28.000 And then I'm like, alright, cool.
00:39:30.000 So then he doesn't want to talk either.
00:39:31.000 So it's nice and silent.
00:39:32.000 But now you're saying he didn't communicate.
00:39:35.000 So he was quiet.
00:39:38.000 Isn't that what you wanted?
00:39:40.000 No.
00:39:42.000 I want to talk.
00:39:44.000 I like to talk a lot.
00:39:47.000 I can see.
00:39:48.000 But it's just when I'm out of work.
00:39:54.000 And you don't want to talk.
00:39:55.000 You want to quiet.
00:39:56.000 Maybe I need 20 minutes to get off of my mind.
00:40:00.000 And then I can just be chill at home and just talk about things.
00:40:04.000 Oh, okay.
00:40:05.000 So you want an event?
00:40:06.000 Gotcha.
00:40:07.000 Gotcha.
00:40:07.000 To, like, vent out your...
00:40:09.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:40:10.000 Ladies, you want to hear a secret?
00:40:12.000 We don't really want to talk to you guys like that.
00:40:16.000 Ta-da!
00:40:17.000 Ta-da!
00:40:20.000 But see, I get it.
00:40:21.000 I just want silence, man.
00:40:22.000 And then after, like, being at work all day and then seeing you all day, then he comes home and then you want to talk to him some more, bro, I'd be mad too.
00:40:29.000 Goddamn.
00:40:29.000 But you know what's funny?
00:40:31.000 It's because that job itself...
00:40:33.000 Phone calls all day.
00:40:34.000 Customer service.
00:40:35.000 I get it.
00:40:35.000 But you want a break.
00:40:37.000 He does too.
00:40:38.000 But then your break is 20 minutes.
00:40:40.000 His break is like two, three hours.
00:40:41.000 So it's like...
00:40:42.000 Well, you know what?
00:40:44.000 Here's the magic trick, ladies.
00:40:46.000 When you go home, before you talk, suck his dick, give him some food, and then when he's happy and fed, then you can talk.
00:40:52.000 There you go.
00:40:53.000 Don't nag him before he suck his dick because now his dick is limp.
00:40:56.000 And he's like, this bitch, I don't want you to suck my dick now because you turned me off.
00:41:01.000 That's the truth, though.
00:41:02.000 It's like, took my dick first, and then you can talk.
00:41:05.000 What about her clique?
00:41:08.000 Fuck her clique, bro.
00:41:09.000 Who's taking care of her clique?
00:41:10.000 They're in the same job.
00:41:11.000 They're in the same job.
00:41:13.000 They're doing the same job.
00:41:15.000 So I assume it's 50-50 or something or whatever the case is.
00:41:19.000 No, it's 100%, the man.
00:41:20.000 He's taking care of you.
00:41:20.000 Who's paying the bills, though?
00:41:22.000 Both.
00:41:23.000 The man.
00:41:24.000 Who's paying more of the bills, though?
00:41:25.000 See?
00:41:25.000 I assume correct.
00:41:26.000 That's why you left his ass!
00:41:28.000 Yeah, see?
00:41:29.000 That was her excuse, but it's always deeper.
00:41:33.000 Yeah, it's always deeper, man.
00:41:34.000 You can only tell a woman to shut up when you pay the bills.
00:41:36.000 Yeah, I know, man.
00:41:37.000 Yeah, I can.
00:41:38.000 Is she spending half or more?
00:41:40.000 Yeah, bro.
00:41:40.000 Yeah, if you're paying half or more, yeah, you cooked.
00:41:42.000 Yeah.
00:41:43.000 If you want to be able to tell girl shut up, you got to pay all the bills.
00:41:46.000 But I'll tell you guys this, it's awesome.
00:41:49.000 What?
00:41:51.000 What?
00:41:53.000 It's awesome to tell girl shut up.
00:41:55.000 Bro, it's fucking fantastic.
00:41:56.000 Yeah, shut up, bitch.
00:41:58.000 You been saying that, Chris?
00:42:00.000 Yeah, sometimes.
00:42:01.000 But that's why I'm single, man.
00:42:05.000 That's why I'm single, man.
00:42:06.000 It's the headaches, man.
00:42:07.000 Yo, okay, Chris.
00:42:08.000 Hey, I sat on the podcast for us.
00:42:10.000 What the fuck?
00:42:11.000 You think I'm going to hold back up when it's with my girl?
00:42:13.000 Cap!
00:42:14.000 Oh, really?
00:42:16.000 Shut up, bitch!
00:42:18.000 Hey, you give him coffee, right?
00:42:28.000 It's pretty good, too, man.
00:42:31.000 I won't lie to you.
00:42:31.000 It was like some latte shit.
00:42:32.000 Okay, so you guys were going 50...
00:42:34.000 See, this is why, honestly, I say guys shouldn't live with girls because of stuff like that.
00:42:39.000 Could you imagine?
00:42:40.000 Then, oh, see you tomorrow at work or something.
00:42:42.000 Like, you guys don't live together?
00:42:43.000 Then he's not obligated to talk to her.
00:42:45.000 Also, you need space, too.
00:42:46.000 And that job is very intensive and very stressful with sales and customer service.
00:42:51.000 I wouldn't want to talk to nobody, either.
00:42:52.000 Like, I did it for, like, a year and a half.
00:42:54.000 That shit was stressful, bro.
00:42:54.000 Holy shit.
00:42:55.000 A restaurant field.
00:42:56.000 Guys, that's why you don't live with your girlfriend, bro.
00:42:58.000 It's going to create problems, I promise you.
00:42:59.000 It's going to create problems.
00:43:00.000 She has to miss you, as well.
00:43:01.000 So, Wesley, should you move in with your girl?
00:43:05.000 Wait, why should I? At what stage should you at that point?
00:43:09.000 So never?
00:43:09.000 So you prefer this individual, own house relationship?
00:43:14.000 Well, there's a bunch of reasons for that.
00:43:16.000 For sure, I bet.
00:43:17.000 Yeah.
00:43:18.000 But you paid most of the bills in your situation, you said?
00:43:21.000 Was your guy?
00:43:22.000 Yeah.
00:43:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:43:23.000 He's cooked to you.
00:43:25.000 She can talk.
00:43:27.000 Period.
00:43:28.000 If she's paying the majority of the bills, bro, you better talk back to her.
00:43:31.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:43:33.000 I got you now.
00:43:33.000 Do you go at all in Florida?
00:43:35.000 Like, Las Solas?
00:43:35.000 Do you go to, like, American Social?
00:43:38.000 Did you find other options?
00:43:39.000 Be honest.
00:43:40.000 When you went out?
00:43:43.000 No, so we used it to go out, like, together.
00:43:46.000 You never went out solo?
00:43:47.000 No.
00:43:49.000 Because on that side, I'm respectful.
00:43:51.000 If I'm with somebody, I go out with them.
00:43:54.000 Okay.
00:43:55.000 Interesting.
00:43:56.000 Yeah, to answer your question, living with a girl is the worst thing a man can do.
00:44:01.000 It's good for you guys.
00:44:02.000 It's terrible for us.
00:44:03.000 Why?
00:44:06.000 Well, women get bored very easily.
00:44:09.000 So since women get bored very easily, the only thing you can really do as a guy to stay attractive is not give her all the attention and time that she wants.
00:44:15.000 And then on top of that, women are lazy.
00:44:17.000 You guys want to sit there and eat ice cream and watch stupid ass movies all the time and, you know, why you work so much?
00:44:24.000 Why you want to go to gym?
00:44:26.000 So being around a woman is, if you're like a sharp guy, it's going to make you dull.
00:44:29.000 It's going to make you lazy.
00:44:30.000 So I don't think, you need to stay the guy that she, you know, fell in love with or is attracted to.
00:44:35.000 And that comes from you not being around women and being soft.
00:44:37.000 Being around women makes you soft.
00:44:39.000 So I don't think guys should live with girls.
00:44:41.000 It fucks you up.
00:44:43.000 It really does.
00:44:43.000 To be real.
00:44:45.000 Interesting.
00:44:46.000 How many of you in here have lived with a guy before in the past?
00:44:50.000 I have.
00:44:51.000 Where's he now?
00:44:52.000 Oh, he's out of the picture.
00:44:53.000 There you go.
00:44:54.000 It doesn't work, man.
00:44:56.000 Yeah, it just doesn't work.
00:44:57.000 Now, if you have a kid or something like that, I understand, right?
00:45:00.000 I could see, but I wouldn't be there full-time.
00:45:02.000 I'd go maybe a couple days a week or whatever, but I think living with women is really bad.
00:45:06.000 And just because, like...
00:45:09.000 The problem is that women get bored in relationships way faster than men do, right?
00:45:12.000 It's like your guys' nature to get bored.
00:45:13.000 So the only way that we're going to keep it exciting is you can't really know what we're doing all the time.
00:45:18.000 Women love mystery, which is like stupid as fuck.
00:45:20.000 It's a flaw in your guys' psyche.
00:45:22.000 But that's what it is.
00:45:23.000 Like us, we're predictable.
00:45:25.000 We like the same thing every single time.
00:45:26.000 Like we want to know where our girl is.
00:45:28.000 We don't need this mystery bullshit.
00:45:29.000 You guys near that weirdo shit.
00:45:31.000 So guess what?
00:45:32.000 I got to give it to you.
00:45:33.000 And that's by me not being there all the time.
00:45:35.000 To make it work at least.
00:45:37.000 Yeah.
00:45:37.000 That's kind of the unflattering side about female nature is like women like mystery.
00:45:42.000 You know the worst part?
00:45:43.000 If you actually give in to that and live with you and be with you, like you said before, you get bored.
00:45:47.000 And it's like, I'm not happy anymore.
00:45:49.000 I'm going to leave anyway.
00:45:50.000 That's good.
00:45:51.000 Yeah.
00:45:51.000 Girls get annoyed with you once they become familiar.
00:45:53.000 Yeah.
00:45:54.000 Like a guy, like his girl can do the same shit every single day and he'll be happy.
00:45:58.000 So I'll be like, yes!
00:45:59.000 Routine!
00:45:59.000 Like, you know, actually, matter of fact, there's a saying.
00:46:04.000 A man marries a woman hoping she'll never change.
00:46:06.000 Where a woman marries a man hoping that he will change.
00:46:10.000 I like that.
00:46:10.000 You know what I mean?
00:46:11.000 Men want consistency.
00:46:12.000 Women don't.
00:46:13.000 You guys want spontaneity and all this other shit.
00:46:16.000 I think not living with your girl will allow you to do that in a way where you can maintain the attraction.
00:46:23.000 I say consistency with a splash of just, damn, some color, sign.
00:46:29.000 It always gotta be gray.
00:46:31.000 For you?
00:46:32.000 I'm saying, yeah.
00:46:33.000 Yeah, that splash of color is me not being in the house with you all the time.
00:46:38.000 And that's cool, but sometimes, out of a year, you're telling me that It gotta be routine for a whole year.
00:46:45.000 Like, why not just a splash of just...
00:46:47.000 See, the problem is...
00:46:48.000 Signing out of nowhere.
00:46:49.000 We don't know when to splash.
00:46:50.000 So, might as well just leave.
00:46:51.000 Not be there.
00:46:52.000 Splash all day.
00:46:53.000 So, then I saw your problem.
00:46:54.000 Well, you're 30 and single, so...
00:46:56.000 Nah, I'm divorced.
00:46:58.000 I'm divorced.
00:46:59.000 I'm divorced, and I chose to...
00:47:01.000 Who made it, though?
00:47:02.000 Man, I'm aligned.
00:47:03.000 You just said earlier that you weren't happy, right?
00:47:06.000 No, I did not say that, honey.
00:47:08.000 I didn't say I was not happy.
00:47:08.000 He didn't fulfill his promises, is what she said.
00:47:11.000 Well, that's that relationship.
00:47:13.000 I have been through a very spiritual journey, self-journey, all that.
00:47:20.000 You said earlier, he didn't communicate properly, and you were not happy in the situation.
00:47:24.000 Okay, but yeah, that's our relationship.
00:47:27.000 We've...
00:47:27.000 If he wasn't there...
00:47:28.000 I have a child with this person, so...
00:47:30.000 Oh, okay.
00:47:30.000 That's that.
00:47:31.000 The onion is revealing.
00:47:34.000 How many kids you got?
00:47:35.000 Me, I have two.
00:47:36.000 Oh, shit.
00:47:37.000 You want more?
00:47:38.000 Wait, the same guy?
00:47:39.000 No.
00:47:42.000 Whatever guy wants, for sure, but...
00:47:44.000 No, no, that was your body, your choice.
00:47:45.000 Wait, who else is a mom here?
00:47:49.000 No one else here is a mom?
00:47:52.000 Okay, just one.
00:47:52.000 You sure?
00:47:53.000 No.
00:47:54.000 No?
00:47:55.000 Why is that?
00:47:56.000 Are you fresh?
00:47:56.000 No, I'm just curious because...
00:47:58.000 So am I. Because she's 33. Yeah, in the industry.
00:48:00.000 No, I'm none.
00:48:02.000 No?
00:48:02.000 No.
00:48:03.000 You don't want kids?
00:48:04.000 Maybe, maybe none.
00:48:05.000 I mean, fresh.
00:48:06.000 I believe her, man.
00:48:07.000 33, though?
00:48:08.000 Yes!
00:48:09.000 For sure.
00:48:11.000 Like, 80% of your eggs are gone.
00:48:12.000 This can be harder.
00:48:13.000 And you can adopt.
00:48:16.000 You could do it?
00:48:16.000 Oh, adopt?
00:48:17.000 Yeah!
00:48:18.000 I'm not rushing that.
00:48:20.000 It happens?
00:48:21.000 Happens.
00:48:22.000 It doesn't happen?
00:48:23.000 Doesn't happen.
00:48:24.000 I still got options.
00:48:25.000 Why are you laughing?
00:48:26.000 Why are you laughing over there?
00:48:27.000 Why are you laughing?
00:48:28.000 Oh no, I'm not laughing.
00:48:30.000 I'm just like...
00:48:30.000 Because she knows she can't have no kids.
00:48:33.000 You cook.
00:48:34.000 You cook.
00:48:36.000 You're going to have to adopt.
00:48:38.000 That's it.
00:48:39.000 She said adapt at first.
00:48:42.000 You're going to have to adapt and adopt.
00:48:43.000 That's it.
00:48:44.000 That's what you're going to have to do, man.
00:48:46.000 Ain't no kids coming out, man.
00:48:48.000 Because 35 years old, that's already a high-risk pregnancy.
00:48:51.000 You're 33. Let's say you meet a guy.
00:48:53.000 You won't get around to having a kid until you're like 36. I'll be tough.
00:48:58.000 I'm cold with that.
00:49:00.000 Look, let me tell you something.
00:49:03.000 There is a lot of people struggling because all the bills that they need to pay.
00:49:09.000 Meanwhile, I might be seaping a really good whatever in the beach.
00:49:16.000 Meanwhile, people are trying to get this person to this activity.
00:49:20.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:49:22.000 I prefer to have my own life.
00:49:24.000 I'm talking about people with kids.
00:49:26.000 I'm not having nothing against them because I'm open.
00:49:30.000 Okay, so you're happy with being a girl that doesn't have kids then?
00:49:34.000 Exactly.
00:49:35.000 If it happen, happen.
00:49:36.000 If it don't happen, don't happen.
00:49:37.000 I'm cool with that.
00:49:39.000 But question, what do you want to do?
00:49:41.000 What do you mean?
00:49:42.000 Do you want kids or no?
00:49:44.000 I'm open.
00:49:46.000 Do you want kids or no?
00:49:47.000 You're 33. Do you want kids or no?
00:49:50.000 Yeah, like, if it happened, good.
00:49:52.000 If not, I'm good.
00:49:54.000 I just learned about manifestation.
00:49:57.000 You know, it's funny.
00:49:57.000 Now I'm gonna get so much money.
00:49:59.000 I'm okay with that, you know?
00:50:00.000 You know, it's like, it's like, if somebody asked me, hey, Mara, like, do you want to be Rich, right?
00:50:07.000 And I was like, yeah, but if it happens, it happens!
00:50:11.000 No, I would have to, like, make a concentrated effort to reach that goal, right?
00:50:15.000 But, like, with women, for some crazy reason, you guys always just say, if it happens, it happens!
00:50:19.000 Faith, destiny, manifestation, destiny!
00:50:22.000 It's like, you guys don't want to work for nothing, bro!
00:50:24.000 Like, just crazy!
00:50:25.000 Gemini!
00:50:26.000 That's not true.
00:50:27.000 If it happens, it happens!
00:50:28.000 Someone said it's not true?
00:50:29.000 Someone said Gemini?
00:50:30.000 Who said it's not true?
00:50:32.000 No, I said it's not true.
00:50:34.000 Why not?
00:50:34.000 Why do you not think it's not true?
00:50:37.000 I mean, you work towards that, but you have to believe in something.
00:50:42.000 Yeah, but what I'm trying to insinuate here is that when I listen to women speak about doing something, having a family, kids, or whatever, or finding a man, it's always, he's going to find me.
00:50:53.000 If it happens, it happens.
00:50:55.000 If he breaks up with me, he wasn't the one.
00:50:56.000 And it's always like this...
00:50:59.000 Practice of deflection and not taking accountability to actually, like, do things.
00:51:04.000 Like, there's not a concentrated effort to actually achieve the goal.
00:51:07.000 Versus, like, if I took that mindset, right, and I said, oh, if I become a millionaire, you know, if it happens, it happens.
00:51:13.000 I'm gonna manifest it.
00:51:14.000 Like, you would laugh at me, be like, what the fuck?
00:51:15.000 This dude's a weirdo.
00:51:16.000 Like, what do you mean if the stars align?
00:51:18.000 You know?
00:51:19.000 But, like, we accept that bullshit from you guys all the time, but you guys would never accept it if I said, oh, yeah, I'm gonna be financially stable.
00:51:25.000 Like, if it happens, it happens.
00:51:26.000 I'm gonna do it.
00:51:27.000 Maybe.
00:51:27.000 I don't know.
00:51:28.000 Like...
00:51:29.000 No, there's definitely gotta be some action behind.
00:51:32.000 Yeah, for men.
00:51:32.000 But that's what I'm trying to say.
00:51:33.000 There's two different standards.
00:51:34.000 I get that part.
00:51:36.000 Y'all would laugh at us if we said the shit that you guys say when it comes to being successful, but you guys say it all the time about finding a man and getting in a relationship, and I laugh.
00:51:43.000 But hey, we're talking about different stuff.
00:51:45.000 You're talking about financially stuff.
00:51:47.000 It's way different to have or not have kids.
00:51:50.000 It's a lie.
00:51:50.000 No, it's both financial because you gotta take care of those kids.
00:51:53.000 It takes money.
00:51:54.000 Of course, of course.
00:51:54.000 So it's both financial.
00:51:56.000 Yeah, but here's the thing though.
00:51:59.000 So you don't think as a woman you have to put effort in to find a guy?
00:52:03.000 I mean...
00:52:04.000 There you go.
00:52:05.000 The answer tells you what you need to hear.
00:52:07.000 Like, I'm okay with that.
00:52:09.000 That's the problem.
00:52:11.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:52:12.000 See, here's the thing.
00:52:14.000 Her answer summed it up perfectly.
00:52:16.000 Whenever I ask a girl, do you think you need to put work in to get a guy?
00:52:19.000 It's either I don't know or no or he's going to come find me.
00:52:23.000 You guys don't feel like you should be able to be putting in work to get men, which I've always thought was interesting to me.
00:52:27.000 Yeah, to be fair, you need extra work.
00:52:29.000 Yeah.
00:52:30.000 Okay.
00:52:32.000 It was more like a question.
00:52:35.000 For me, I disagree with you only because if your parents have you, they're going to expect you to become, okay, let me have a child so they can be successful in life, have a family, find a good husband.
00:52:45.000 But it's just like, are you not concerned about ending your family tree?
00:52:50.000 Like you being the last of the bloodline?
00:52:52.000 That's the thing.
00:52:53.000 You are focused on expectations.
00:52:56.000 But it's not an expectation.
00:52:58.000 It's like a duty.
00:52:59.000 That's what you say.
00:52:59.000 It's like what you have to do as a woman is have a family.
00:53:02.000 No, that's in your perspective, not in mine.
00:53:05.000 It's not my duty.
00:53:07.000 Yeah, of course, we live two different lives, but I'm just saying, realistically, it's like, are you going to really sit here and try to look for a guy who's going to be okay with not having kids or having a geriatric pregnancy, which is a high-risk pregnancy?
00:53:18.000 I'm open to the idea, you know, but I'm not going to force it.
00:53:22.000 I'm okay with or without.
00:53:24.000 Yeah, but there's no more time to, like, decide.
00:53:27.000 And it's okay for me.
00:53:30.000 It's okay.
00:53:30.000 So it's a no.
00:53:31.000 For me, it's okay.
00:53:33.000 Because it's either...
00:53:33.000 And also, like, to be real, like, whoever adopts great people, but...
00:53:38.000 Like, it's my decision.
00:53:40.000 Like, you have a...
00:53:42.000 It's my decision to stay on this way.
00:53:46.000 Like, I don't gonna force...
00:53:47.000 Bro, you know what it is?
00:53:48.000 It's cope.
00:53:48.000 She knows it's hard right now.
00:53:50.000 There's no chance for her.
00:53:51.000 So it's tough.
00:53:52.000 You know what?
00:53:52.000 I'm gonna say, if it happens, it happens.
00:53:53.000 Versus...
00:53:54.000 Exactly.
00:53:56.000 Yeah, you love that phrase.
00:53:58.000 If it happens, it happens.
00:53:59.000 I'm good with that.
00:54:01.000 Are you okay with knowing that, I don't want to be blunt or anything, but practically dying alone?
00:54:13.000 You don't have anybody to bury you.
00:54:16.000 Nobody's going to show up to your funeral.
00:54:18.000 That's your fear.
00:54:21.000 That's your fear, not mine.
00:54:23.000 It's not a fear.
00:54:25.000 There's a difference between expectations and wants and needs, but also you have to face reality.
00:54:31.000 Baby, that's your fear, not mine.
00:54:33.000 I'm not scared because I know...
00:54:35.000 You just mentioned it.
00:54:36.000 That's your fear, not mine.
00:54:37.000 But that's not my fear.
00:54:38.000 I'm just asking you a question.
00:54:39.000 I'm not...
00:54:42.000 I'm okay with myself.
00:54:44.000 Okay, just answer this.
00:54:45.000 Are you okay with dying alone?
00:54:46.000 Yes.
00:54:47.000 Okay.
00:54:48.000 That's it.
00:54:49.000 I'm gonna keep it real, though.
00:54:50.000 Nigga, when you're dead, you're dead, bro.
00:54:52.000 Exactly.
00:54:53.000 Like, you're still gonna die alone.
00:54:55.000 That's it.
00:54:56.000 But I get your point, though.
00:54:57.000 Yeah.
00:54:58.000 Okay, let's...
00:54:59.000 Whatever, fresh.
00:55:01.000 It happens, man.
00:55:02.000 Whatever.
00:55:03.000 All right, what do we got here?
00:55:05.000 What do we got?
00:55:05.000 Hey, man.
00:55:07.000 Okay, cool.
00:55:07.000 Darrell Frank.
00:55:08.000 Oh, damn, nigga.
00:55:09.000 Wait, Chris, you read this.
00:55:12.000 Uh...
00:55:12.000 No, you read it, man.
00:55:13.000 Nah, Chris.
00:55:15.000 She's fat, ugly, can't speak one at all.
00:55:17.000 She's done, already 35. What's wrong with the shorty's chin with the braids?
00:55:22.000 What's wrong with the braids?
00:55:24.000 So that's the best he can get?
00:55:27.000 For real?
00:55:28.000 Baby, you have to be more creative.
00:55:30.000 Come on.
00:55:31.000 You know what is sad?
00:55:33.000 People need to be paying for people to read their comments.
00:55:38.000 And the only creative things that come up is with that.
00:55:41.000 Baby, be creative.
00:55:42.000 Come on.
00:55:43.000 Okay, Chad.
00:55:43.000 You heard it, man.
00:55:45.000 I have one question, though.
00:55:48.000 Did he lie?
00:55:52.000 Damn, bro.
00:55:52.000 Huh?
00:55:53.000 Did he lie?
00:55:54.000 Did he lie?
00:55:54.000 I don't know.
00:55:55.000 I don't care.
00:55:56.000 I don't pay attention to him.
00:55:58.000 That's a good attitude.
00:55:59.000 Okay.
00:56:00.000 Lovely.
00:56:01.000 This is comedy.
00:56:03.000 Newsflash, if you're going...
00:56:04.000 Oh, shout out to Calvin Bondi.
00:56:05.000 Shout out to my guy, fellow Arab brethren.
00:56:08.000 He goes, Newsflash.
00:56:10.000 If you're going by 1950s gender roles, where a man pays for a woman's everything, that woman has to be a virgin when she gets married.
00:56:16.000 If that word does not describe you, you're not a queen, you're not the prize, you're not special, you're just the same as any other human working a nine-to-five, so pay for your meal.
00:56:27.000 WFNF, Brother Byron, Fresh, and the team.
00:56:28.000 Shout out to you, Calvin.
00:56:29.000 Go check him out on Twitter, by the way, guys.
00:56:31.000 We host Spaces.
00:56:32.000 He helps me out with that all the time.
00:56:33.000 Shout out to Calvin.
00:56:34.000 Shout out to him.
00:56:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:34.000 Shout out to Calvin.
00:56:36.000 Cam2Time says, I've noticed most of the time, sorry, I've noticed almost every woman, or woman, I think, in general with tattoos, have a tattoo of either a butterfly, a flower, a star, or a zodiac sign, or the name of their kids or baby daddy.
00:56:49.000 Yeah, bro.
00:56:50.000 So not original.
00:56:51.000 Who here has tattoos?
00:56:53.000 Fuck it.
00:56:53.000 Anyone here have a flower butterfly tattoo?
00:56:55.000 De Real underscore Frank Castle 512 tipped $35.
00:57:00.000 She's okay cause she got like 3 months left in this country before being departed.
00:57:05.000 Rolling on the floor laughing, rolling on the floor laughing, rolling on the floor laughing dudes in Mexico love their tortoise built like her.
00:57:15.000 Yo, y'all called Coke and Chris, man.
00:57:18.000 Look at that picture, bro.
00:57:22.000 Whose legs are those?
00:57:24.000 What the fuck?
00:57:25.000 They're thick as fuck, bro.
00:57:27.000 Pause.
00:57:27.000 Yo, ay, yo.
00:57:29.000 Who is that?
00:57:31.000 Yeah, I'll be born up.
00:57:32.000 Okay.
00:57:34.000 Alright, what's up next here?
00:57:36.000 What do you got?
00:57:36.000 Do you want to respond to that?
00:57:39.000 Tortillas?
00:57:40.000 Mexico?
00:57:41.000 Alright, nevermind.
00:57:43.000 Anybody got a flower or butterfly tattoo though?
00:57:45.000 Or a star?
00:57:46.000 She does.
00:57:50.000 I do have flowers.
00:57:51.000 I know you do!
00:57:52.000 Flowers, yes.
00:57:53.000 Yeah, you the plug, bro.
00:57:54.000 You got everything.
00:57:55.000 Oh, man.
00:57:55.000 The Russian guy.
00:57:56.000 The Russian guy says, it's hard to date or even trust a cross-eyed female.
00:57:59.000 They always seem to be checking out other guys on dates.
00:58:02.000 Nigga, what are you going...
00:58:03.000 What the fuck?
00:58:04.000 Alright, the Roger guy.
00:58:06.000 $5 of the chat.
00:58:07.000 Alright.
00:58:09.000 Your boy Lem.
00:58:10.000 Your boy Lem goes, greetings.
00:58:12.000 W, no nigs here.
00:58:14.000 Special ratings for the ladies.
00:58:17.000 Trash Panda Music 1. Wednesday Addams.
00:58:20.000 Wait, is it?
00:58:21.000 Oh.
00:58:21.000 Oh, here.
00:58:22.000 Yeah, okay.
00:58:23.000 He called you Trash Panda Music 1. Wednesday Addams 6. You like BBC? Predator.
00:58:28.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:58:29.000 You like BBC? Why y'all asking me this?
00:58:32.000 That's what he asked!
00:58:34.000 He's asking if you like black guys.
00:58:35.000 Oh, if I like black guys?
00:58:37.000 Yeah, I'm into it.
00:58:38.000 Yeah.
00:58:39.000 Okay.
00:58:39.000 Predator.
00:58:40.000 Okay.
00:58:41.000 And then Predator won.
00:58:43.000 Okay.
00:58:43.000 Tiffany Valentine from Chucky won.
00:58:47.000 Juice Lady Part 2. 7. He said, you missed his foot.
00:58:51.000 Come get this BBC. You like BBC? I've never been with a black guy.
00:58:57.000 Never?
00:58:57.000 Nope.
00:58:58.000 Never.
00:58:58.000 Do you want to try?
00:58:59.000 No.
00:59:00.000 Sorry, my friend.
00:59:01.000 Sorry, my friend.
00:59:02.000 She can't go back to Israel.
00:59:07.000 No!
00:59:07.000 What to be fair?
00:59:08.000 I wouldn't say it on camera.
00:59:10.000 No, just no.
00:59:11.000 Okay, you're cooked.
00:59:13.000 Big power forward face one.
00:59:17.000 Alright, question ladies.
00:59:19.000 Define accountability.
00:59:20.000 Okay, let's start here with Argentina.
00:59:22.000 Define accountability.
00:59:23.000 They can't, bro.
00:59:24.000 What?
00:59:24.000 Wait, sorry, but what that means?
00:59:35.000 Wait, you're talking about like the definition of the word?
00:59:39.000 Accountability.
00:59:41.000 Can you say it in Spanish to her?
00:59:42.000 Yeah.
00:59:44.000 Yes, but what's the question?
00:59:48.000 That means being responsible for your actions.
00:59:52.000 Like being accountable.
00:59:53.000 Stop, stop, stop!
00:59:54.000 That is important for me to be accountable.
00:59:56.000 No, that's like being responsible for your actions.
01:00:00.000 No, it's being responsible for your actions.
01:00:03.000 That's it, like being accountable.
01:00:05.000 Okay.
01:00:06.000 No, no, no.
01:00:07.000 So let's say, right?
01:00:10.000 Let's say...
01:00:12.000 Your boyfriend was straight.
01:00:14.000 Then he turned gay.
01:00:16.000 Sucking dick.
01:00:17.000 And it was your fault.
01:00:20.000 So let's say it was your fault and you were accountable for that.
01:00:24.000 Accountable means that it was your fault.
01:00:26.000 How would you describe that?
01:00:30.000 I don't believe that it's for me.
01:00:32.000 I know it's come from before.
01:00:35.000 It's an example.
01:00:37.000 But let's say that was the reason why.
01:00:39.000 How would it be your fault?
01:00:43.000 To be accountable for it.
01:00:47.000 Paso.
01:00:48.000 Paso?
01:00:49.000 She's saying that.
01:00:50.000 That was easy.
01:00:51.000 Okay, what about you?
01:00:53.000 Taking accountability for actions.
01:00:55.000 If you do something wrong, you're going to own up to it and you're not going to lie or try to manipulate the person or gaslight them into thinking they're wrong.
01:01:02.000 Okay, what about you?
01:01:03.000 I say the same.
01:01:04.000 Most of the guys try to gaslight you all the time.
01:01:08.000 No, no, no.
01:01:09.000 This is on you.
01:01:10.000 What does it mean to you as a woman?
01:01:13.000 Don't put a guy in this.
01:01:14.000 Just you.
01:01:15.000 Okay.
01:01:19.000 I don't know.
01:01:22.000 Okay, what about you?
01:01:24.000 I agree with her.
01:01:25.000 Again, accountability.
01:01:26.000 Putting action behind what you did wrong in trying to communicate and fix something.
01:01:35.000 Sorry, can't play that one.
01:01:38.000 That was bad?
01:01:40.000 That was bad?
01:01:41.000 What happened?
01:01:42.000 Y'all read it?
01:01:43.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:44.000 Okay, never mind.
01:01:45.000 Okay.
01:01:47.000 Guys, come on, man.
01:01:49.000 We on YouTube, bro.
01:01:49.000 Wait to rumble, bro, for those ones, man.
01:01:52.000 Come on, man.
01:01:52.000 Niggas making the dreidel jokes.
01:01:54.000 Oh, they're not playing.
01:01:55.000 Okay.
01:01:56.000 Okay, what about you?
01:01:56.000 I feel like the first step to taking accountability is like apologizing, obviously, and then like being responsible for like your actions.
01:02:06.000 Like if you did something wrong, like you apologize first and then obviously like try to change your behavior towards whatever type of thing it is that you did.
01:02:13.000 That's fair.
01:02:15.000 What about you?
01:02:17.000 I tell you already.
01:02:19.000 That was a lie.
01:02:20.000 No, it's not.
01:02:22.000 I was helping her.
01:02:24.000 So, that means, as they had said already, you take responsibility for the things you already done or did.
01:02:34.000 Okay?
01:02:35.000 That's it.
01:02:36.000 It's like taking accountability of what you did, realize it, and just...
01:02:41.000 Now I'm curious though.
01:02:42.000 Do you actually hold yourself accountable when you do wrong?
01:02:46.000 In real life?
01:02:47.000 With men?
01:02:49.000 Well, let me tell you.
01:02:51.000 When's the last time they held yourself accountable?
01:02:54.000 There you go.
01:02:55.000 Myself accountable?
01:02:56.000 Yeah, when's the last time you held yourself accountable?
01:02:59.000 I will say...
01:03:00.000 No, 23. No, last week.
01:03:04.000 Okay.
01:03:04.000 Easy.
01:03:05.000 Like, it's part of living.
01:03:06.000 We are not perfect.
01:03:08.000 No, but what happened though?
01:03:09.000 What happened?
01:03:11.000 How do you say that?
01:03:13.000 I play the law?
01:03:15.000 Play the fifth?
01:03:16.000 Play the fifth.
01:03:17.000 There you go.
01:03:17.000 Forget about it!
01:03:19.000 Yeah.
01:03:20.000 He's pleased on weight loss.
01:03:21.000 Alright, what about you?
01:03:22.000 What was the question?
01:03:23.000 That was harsh.
01:03:24.000 Like, when was the last time?
01:03:25.000 Hey, I need to, too.
01:03:26.000 I admit it, though.
01:03:27.000 I'm accountable.
01:03:28.000 When was the last time that I took accountability?
01:03:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:31.000 I don't remember the last time, but...
01:03:35.000 What the fuck, man?
01:03:36.000 First, I came out of nowhere.
01:03:38.000 It's true, though.
01:03:40.000 Hold on to, man.
01:03:41.000 Come on.
01:03:42.000 I guess both of y'all gotta go to the gym.
01:03:44.000 Alright.
01:03:45.000 I'm in there today.
01:03:46.000 Well, my last relationship, well, obviously, like, when I would fight, I would, like, when I, because I know there was times that I would argue, like, I would, like, initiate, like, the arguments between us, and I would, like, always, like, apologize, like, you know, like, take accountability for trying to be, like, annoying, basically, and just starting a fight for nothing.
01:04:04.000 You be fighting niggas?
01:04:05.000 What do you mean?
01:04:06.000 Arguing.
01:04:07.000 Oh, okay.
01:04:08.000 What about you?
01:04:09.000 Last thing you were accountable to yourself?
01:04:13.000 Every day.
01:04:14.000 Try to hold myself accountable for the goals I set, for what I set out to try to conquer, you know?
01:04:24.000 But for myself.
01:04:27.000 Stop the cap!
01:04:28.000 No.
01:04:29.000 What about you?
01:04:30.000 Today.
01:04:32.000 What did you do?
01:04:36.000 Um...
01:04:36.000 So...
01:04:37.000 I had, like, a photoshoot today.
01:04:39.000 And, like, I got late.
01:04:41.000 It was, like, my fault.
01:04:44.000 And...
01:04:45.000 Um...
01:04:47.000 You had a photoshoot?
01:04:50.000 Play to the mic, please.
01:04:51.000 Post this on the mic.
01:04:52.000 Thank you.
01:04:53.000 Photoshoot for what?
01:04:56.000 Is that okay?
01:04:57.000 Yeah.
01:04:58.000 But...
01:04:58.000 Photoshoot for what?
01:05:00.000 Um...
01:05:00.000 Because I was...
01:05:02.000 Then just, like, pictures...
01:05:05.000 Okay, so you were late and then you were accountable because you were late?
01:05:10.000 Kinda, yes.
01:05:11.000 Did you pay?
01:05:12.000 Yes.
01:05:13.000 Good.
01:05:13.000 You should.
01:05:17.000 Last time I held myself accountable was today.
01:05:20.000 I actually just came from a 10-hour shift.
01:05:22.000 So in the beginning of my shift, my work ethic was not the best, and I was kind of slacking.
01:05:27.000 And for the first five hours, I wouldn't say I was the best.
01:05:31.000 And then the next five hours, I apologized to my supervisor.
01:05:34.000 I told him, like, look, I'm the one getting paid to do the work, and I shouldn't be making it harder on my team to, you know, work closed, you know, everything else that you need to do in the job.
01:05:43.000 I just told him to sit back and that it won't happen again and I just kind of cleaned everything and I did everything myself without any complaints.
01:05:51.000 Good stuff.
01:05:52.000 You're how old?
01:05:53.000 18?
01:05:53.000 Yeah.
01:05:55.000 Alright.
01:05:55.000 What about you?
01:05:56.000 I don't have a special situation, but I think my relationship is because I try to control everything, you know, like call my ex-boyfriend and say, do video call 360, show me who you are, like, you know, and I think that is not good, like...
01:06:12.000 I recognize.
01:06:13.000 You go a lot?
01:06:15.000 Do you party a lot?
01:06:16.000 A little bit.
01:06:17.000 A little bit.
01:06:19.000 Now I'm single, yes.
01:06:20.000 Should be outside, huh?
01:06:22.000 Should be outside?
01:06:23.000 He got our side.
01:06:25.000 Okay.
01:06:26.000 Alright.
01:06:27.000 That was difficult.
01:06:28.000 Fantastic.
01:06:29.000 That was difficult.
01:06:29.000 Alright.
01:06:30.000 What else we got here?
01:06:32.000 Ladies, what is the most psycho thing you've done or have thought about doing against your man?
01:06:37.000 Shout out to Fresh Balls for this pick on IG. I mean, we kind of did it earlier, no?
01:06:43.000 Well, this is the most psycho, not sluttiest.
01:06:46.000 Yeah.
01:06:46.000 So it could be fucking his car up.
01:06:49.000 Throwing a fucking pan, smashing.
01:06:51.000 Yeah.
01:06:51.000 Shut the fuck up.
01:06:52.000 Yeah.
01:06:53.000 Like that.
01:06:53.000 She got a story.
01:06:54.000 She got a story.
01:06:55.000 Okay.
01:06:55.000 You want to start here?
01:06:56.000 I mean, it's a thought.
01:06:58.000 All right.
01:06:58.000 What's the craziest thing you've done to a guy you were seeing?
01:07:01.000 Or thought about.
01:07:02.000 Or thought.
01:07:02.000 Is it, well, thought about too?
01:07:04.000 Yeah.
01:07:05.000 Okay.
01:07:05.000 Okay.
01:07:06.000 So we can say, or thought about.
01:07:08.000 Go ahead.
01:07:09.000 That crazy?
01:07:10.000 Of the examples you put?
01:07:11.000 None.
01:07:13.000 Bro, I don't...
01:07:14.000 Okay, so let me...
01:07:15.000 Let me be clear.
01:07:16.000 Okay, let me explain.
01:07:18.000 Let me explain.
01:07:19.000 This is the thing.
01:07:20.000 I don't waste my time or my energy in things that don't matter.
01:07:27.000 Like, if...
01:07:28.000 Like, you know...
01:07:28.000 Like, I don't know.
01:07:29.000 Like, people here sometimes...
01:07:32.000 Or, like...
01:07:34.000 They just want to do things, force things to happen, go crazy, for what?
01:07:39.000 To get in trouble for what?
01:07:41.000 To waste your energy and after that?
01:07:42.000 De Real underscore Frank Castle, 512, tip $35.
01:07:47.000 I don't need to.
01:07:48.000 Chris is slacking on this panel.
01:07:50.000 Looks like he went down to a migrant's, battered women's shelter and offered them some food stamps to come on tonight, rolling on the floor laughing, rolling on the floor laughing.
01:08:00.000 Yeah, remember?
01:08:01.000 We sent you some of the leftovers.
01:08:03.000 I mean...
01:08:06.000 Shut up to you, bro.
01:08:08.000 What the hell?
01:08:08.000 You know what's funny, right?
01:08:09.000 These same niggas were so smashed.
01:08:11.000 Deadass.
01:08:11.000 No, the crazy part is they repeat the same joke every time.
01:08:14.000 Like, they are not creative.
01:08:15.000 I'm telling you.
01:08:16.000 All right.
01:08:17.000 Okay.
01:08:17.000 Yeah, roast them, yeah.
01:08:19.000 Okay, sorry.
01:08:20.000 You were saying about your...
01:08:22.000 Yo, keep cooking Chris real free castle, man.
01:08:24.000 These niggas are in here two times a week, man.
01:08:26.000 Roast that nigga, man.
01:08:27.000 All right, you're going to say something.
01:08:28.000 Go ahead.
01:08:29.000 No, you were describing how you, I guess, would not think about anything bad because...
01:08:34.000 Like, okay, question.
01:08:36.000 Have you do something crazy?
01:08:37.000 Me?
01:08:38.000 You.
01:08:38.000 Hell yeah.
01:08:39.000 Really?
01:08:40.000 Mm-hmm.
01:08:41.000 Like what?
01:08:42.000 You mean to...
01:08:43.000 Wait, in what context?
01:08:45.000 Like that thing, like psycho crazy stuff.
01:08:48.000 Oh, no, no, no.
01:08:49.000 For what?
01:08:50.000 Why?
01:08:50.000 Is that a cap?
01:08:52.000 No, it's just you don't waste time on it.
01:08:54.000 Simple.
01:08:55.000 Well, no, I got options.
01:08:57.000 Good.
01:08:57.000 That is also good.
01:08:59.000 Do you?
01:09:00.000 Maybe.
01:09:01.000 Maybe not.
01:09:03.000 Maybe.
01:09:03.000 Not the cap!
01:09:05.000 Okay.
01:09:06.000 Alright.
01:09:06.000 We can move on.
01:09:07.000 It's like...
01:09:08.000 Craziest...
01:09:09.000 Thoughts on anything crazy?
01:09:10.000 Yeah, it could be what you thought too.
01:09:12.000 Like...
01:09:12.000 Craziest thing I've done to a guy...
01:09:14.000 Could be you plot it or murder, but you ain't do it.
01:09:15.000 Like going up the book trap.
01:09:16.000 Smacking that nigga.
01:09:18.000 Yo, why you ain't...
01:09:18.000 Why you wanna go in here?
01:09:19.000 You thought about shooting him, but you didn't do it.
01:09:21.000 Yeah.
01:09:22.000 Thought about hiring a hitman.
01:09:24.000 Burn his shoes.
01:09:25.000 No...
01:09:27.000 Just, I remember like checking a man's phone all the time, like every day.
01:09:32.000 I was really, really crazy about it because the guy was like unfaithful.
01:09:36.000 So I would always like start looking for stuff.
01:09:38.000 You know what I mean?
01:09:39.000 How?
01:09:39.000 Basically like trying to find the reason to be like, I'm out of here.
01:09:42.000 Like you're already unfaithful.
01:09:43.000 So I'm just trying to look for a reason to leave now.
01:09:46.000 So checking his phone.
01:09:47.000 Yeah, checking his phone.
01:09:48.000 What about you?
01:09:50.000 You seem excited with this one.
01:09:51.000 No, well that was my thought, you know.
01:09:53.000 - Was it again, like smashing something?
01:09:55.000 - Yeah, gonna punch, shut the fuck up, man.
01:09:58.000 - Oh, attacking him.
01:10:00.000 With a hammer, okay.
01:10:01.000 - A pot, didn't say hammer.
01:10:03.000 - Oh, a pot, okay, a pot. - That's on Latin.
01:10:05.000 - I cook a lot.
01:10:07.000 - She's Dominican, so either a chancleta or a pot. - Yeah, chancleta is like a-- - So like a frying pan, hitting him with a frying pan.
01:10:14.000 - No, tuve, yeah.
01:10:16.000 - Okay, interesting.
01:10:18.000 - That's typical.
01:10:18.000 - Yeah.
01:10:20.000 Well, at least she was in the kitchen.
01:10:21.000 Yeah, no.
01:10:22.000 What about you?
01:10:22.000 And the food still came out good.
01:10:24.000 I would say, like, a slab came.
01:10:26.000 Like, if I'm asking something, and, like, I know you're lying, and, like, I'm showing you proof of it.
01:10:33.000 Like, it's, like, for me...
01:10:34.000 Did this happen with the guy?
01:10:35.000 It did.
01:10:38.000 How do you know, bro?
01:10:39.000 Well, he said it.
01:10:42.000 No, like, if I'm asking you and, like, you're just, like, lying straight to my face, like, it's just, like, so...
01:10:47.000 You liar!
01:10:49.000 Payaso!
01:10:49.000 You what?
01:10:50.000 So, wait.
01:10:50.000 So, what was it that you confronted him with that you had to slap him that he lied?
01:10:55.000 I catch him and something is sneaky.
01:10:57.000 What was he doing?
01:10:59.000 Jerking off.
01:11:01.000 Talking to another girl?
01:11:03.000 Kind of, yeah.
01:11:04.000 No, he was.
01:11:05.000 No, no.
01:11:06.000 He was not, like, talking to her.
01:11:08.000 But, like, we went...
01:11:10.000 We went to, like, the casino with, like, friends.
01:11:13.000 And, like, this random girl was there.
01:11:15.000 And, like, he started, like, following her and everything.
01:11:17.000 And I was just, like...
01:11:18.000 Following her on Instagram?
01:11:19.000 Yeah.
01:11:21.000 No, but...
01:11:22.000 No, no, no.
01:11:23.000 It's...
01:11:24.000 Alright, so he followed a girl on Instagram, and then you asked him if he followed the girl, and he said no?
01:11:29.000 No, it was not that.
01:11:31.000 It's just like, the day that we met that girl, he was super putting energy into her.
01:11:40.000 Thought he was nice.
01:11:42.000 Okay, so he was being polite to her, and then he followed her on Instagram.
01:11:47.000 Yes.
01:11:48.000 What did you not like?
01:11:49.000 What did you ask him that he lied about that led to the slap?
01:11:52.000 That he was talking to her.
01:11:55.000 Did he talk to her?
01:11:56.000 Yes, he talked to her.
01:11:58.000 On Instagram?
01:11:59.000 Yes.
01:12:00.000 So he not just followed her, but he talked to her on Instagram, on DMs.
01:12:03.000 Yes.
01:12:04.000 But that's what I asked you.
01:12:05.000 You said no.
01:12:07.000 Yes.
01:12:08.000 No, like, he did talk to her, but no like that.
01:12:13.000 Okay, but he lied about it.
01:12:15.000 Yes.
01:12:15.000 Okay.
01:12:16.000 And he slapped him.
01:12:16.000 So you asked him, I'm assuming, did you follow this girl?
01:12:20.000 Did he tell you the truth on that?
01:12:22.000 No.
01:12:23.000 Okay, he said, no, I didn't follow her.
01:12:24.000 Then you asked him, did you DM her?
01:12:26.000 And he said no.
01:12:27.000 Yeah.
01:12:28.000 Okay.
01:12:29.000 Did you screenshot it or something like that, I'm guessing?
01:12:32.000 Yeah.
01:12:32.000 Okay.
01:12:33.000 So you screenshotted the DMs and the following.
01:12:37.000 No, we were together, so I was just showing him.
01:12:40.000 What, you took his phone and showed him?
01:12:43.000 Yeah.
01:12:44.000 Okay, so you took his phone from him and showed him that you're lying.
01:12:49.000 Yeah.
01:12:50.000 And he let you take his phone?
01:12:52.000 Yes.
01:12:53.000 She makes the money.
01:12:54.000 And then you slapped him?
01:12:56.000 Yes.
01:12:56.000 And then what did he do?
01:12:57.000 In public?
01:12:58.000 No, we were at our home.
01:13:01.000 And then what happened after you slapped him?
01:13:03.000 What did he do?
01:13:04.000 Nothing.
01:13:05.000 He was just like, whatever.
01:13:09.000 I wish a bitch would.
01:13:12.000 What would you do?
01:13:16.000 Oh, you want to know what I would do?
01:13:17.000 Yes.
01:13:20.000 Can you take her off first?
01:13:23.000 You know what I would do?
01:13:24.000 Yes.
01:13:25.000 I would leave immediately.
01:13:27.000 I would leave.
01:13:28.000 That's good.
01:13:28.000 I would call the police.
01:13:30.000 She assaulted me.
01:13:31.000 She should go to jail.
01:13:34.000 Okay.
01:13:34.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:13:36.000 Some of your own medicine.
01:13:37.000 How about that?
01:13:38.000 Well, as long as you know it works both ways.
01:13:41.000 What?
01:13:42.000 I'm saying as long as you know the consequences, that's right.
01:13:44.000 You touch somebody, you know what I'm saying?
01:13:46.000 It's that level.
01:13:47.000 I've been injured.
01:13:47.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:13:48.000 Both ways, but that's what I'm saying.
01:13:49.000 No, no, but...
01:13:50.000 She never gets touched.
01:13:52.000 Do you respect your man if you could slap him and he stays with you?
01:13:57.000 Yes.
01:14:00.000 That's a big cat, man.
01:14:01.000 Really?
01:14:01.000 That's a big cat, bro.
01:14:03.000 How old was your guy?
01:14:04.000 Was he 21 as well?
01:14:05.000 No, 22. Same shit.
01:14:08.000 Yeah.
01:14:09.000 Yeah, guys, this is why you gotta be significantly older than your girl, smarter than her, and better in all regards.
01:14:13.000 Yeah.
01:14:14.000 Make more money.
01:14:14.000 Yeah, you gotta be better in everything, bro.
01:14:16.000 Otherwise, you niggas gonna be getting slapped like her man, bro.
01:14:20.000 Fucking crazy.
01:14:20.000 Listen, guys, in the chat, if you ever get hit by a girl, don't try to be tough and macho.
01:14:25.000 Call the police and say, yo, listen...
01:14:27.000 Equal right, equal left.
01:14:29.000 Because I'll tell you this, she'll call on you.
01:14:31.000 Keep it real, she'll call on you.
01:14:33.000 What about you?
01:14:34.000 Yeah.
01:14:34.000 Okay, definitely not hit the guy because realistically we'd all get...
01:14:37.000 It could be evil thoughts.
01:14:39.000 It doesn't have to be what you did.
01:14:40.000 Yeah, but we'd all equally get knocked the fuck out.
01:14:42.000 So don't do that.
01:14:44.000 Her guy didn't hit her back.
01:14:45.000 Okay, I was in my feelings and I wanted to plan some...
01:14:49.000 I was so done with the relationship and I was sleeping over that one night and I just wanted to have some dramatic ass exit.
01:14:55.000 So I was gonna, like, pack my shit, like, have the suitcase or whatever, and then leave, like, a little note, and then...
01:15:00.000 That's just a thought that I had, but I never, you know, pulled through with it, because I stayed.
01:15:05.000 How did I... Oh, you just stayed?
01:15:08.000 Oh, yeah, I stayed.
01:15:09.000 Okay.
01:15:09.000 Yeah, it was very toxic both ways.
01:15:12.000 Yeah, we know.
01:15:13.000 Okay.
01:15:14.000 All right.
01:15:14.000 What about you?
01:15:16.000 I think the craziest thing was I broke his phone in the window of his car.
01:15:21.000 But when I had like 21 years old, not now.
01:15:24.000 You know, now I'm better.
01:15:26.000 How'd you break it with a baseball bat or what?
01:15:28.000 No, no, no.
01:15:29.000 With my feet.
01:15:32.000 You are stronger!
01:15:34.000 That's why I say I like to control everything.
01:15:38.000 I control all his contacts.
01:15:40.000 And he goes shower and he got a new contact, like a name of the guy.
01:15:45.000 And me I called and was a girl.
01:15:48.000 You know?
01:15:50.000 And in that moment was a Nextel.
01:15:53.000 You remember the form Nextel?
01:15:54.000 Back in the day, yeah.
01:15:55.000 Yeah, so I grew up in two, like, so mad, and then we keep...
01:15:59.000 Damn, they get you old.
01:16:00.000 Yes, but now no more.
01:16:03.000 But yes, I did before.
01:16:05.000 Okay, so note to self, Argentinian girls will hit you and break your phone.
01:16:10.000 Okay, got it.
01:16:12.000 Great.
01:16:12.000 There you go.
01:16:14.000 You guys are crazy.
01:16:15.000 Interesting.
01:16:16.000 Very, very interesting.
01:16:17.000 All right.
01:16:19.000 Question for the ladies.
01:16:19.000 Why do you think a man should date slash pick you over another girl?
01:16:23.000 All right.
01:16:24.000 What makes you special for a guy to date you?
01:16:26.000 Go ahead.
01:16:27.000 Why should a man want you?
01:16:28.000 Yeah, we can start here with Argentina here.
01:16:29.000 El hombre.
01:16:33.000 Why should he make you his girlfriend?
01:16:36.000 Yeah, why should he pick you over other women?
01:16:39.000 Because I'm fun, I'm honest, I'm loyal.
01:16:43.000 I don't know, I have a special vibe.
01:16:46.000 Vibe?
01:16:47.000 Yes, I sing, so I don't know.
01:16:49.000 You can sing too?
01:16:51.000 No, I stink.
01:16:52.000 I say it is what I say.
01:16:53.000 Oh, you stink?
01:16:54.000 No, she think.
01:16:55.000 Sorry, my English.
01:16:56.000 Think, think, think.
01:16:59.000 Yeah.
01:17:00.000 Alright, that's great.
01:17:02.000 I think so, yeah.
01:17:03.000 And you break phones and car windows.
01:17:04.000 What about you?
01:17:06.000 Because I'm a traditional woman, I have very traditional values.
01:17:09.000 I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll leave you the fuck alone.
01:17:11.000 I'll shut the fuck up if you tell me to.
01:17:13.000 That's about it.
01:17:14.000 Shut up, bitch!
01:17:17.000 Chris loves that sound effect.
01:17:18.000 Alright, what about you, Ms. Argezina?
01:17:21.000 Why should a guy pick you?
01:17:23.000 I cook really well.
01:17:26.000 I'm really loyal.
01:17:29.000 I'll slap you so hard.
01:17:29.000 I'll slap you so hard you love me.
01:17:31.000 I feel like I have a really good vibe.
01:17:33.000 Like, I'm super chill.
01:17:37.000 That was crazy.
01:17:38.000 That was really toxic.
01:17:40.000 Super bien.
01:17:42.000 Next thing you know.
01:17:43.000 I've got you in my sights.
01:17:46.000 She'll slap the shit at you.
01:17:48.000 Sorry, you were saying you're really nice.
01:17:50.000 Yes, I'm nice.
01:17:52.000 That's it?
01:17:53.000 I think.
01:17:55.000 Okay.
01:17:56.000 You're nice, okay.
01:17:57.000 What about you?
01:17:58.000 No!
01:17:59.000 What about you?
01:18:00.000 There's a list of things, but I'm funny.
01:18:04.000 I like...
01:18:05.000 Tell us a joke.
01:18:05.000 I'll grow with you.
01:18:06.000 Funny in the sense that I'll make you laugh.
01:18:09.000 That's my...
01:18:10.000 Tell us a joke.
01:18:11.000 Make us laugh.
01:18:11.000 It's not about making you laugh.
01:18:13.000 See, you're already grinning over there.
01:18:14.000 You feel me?
01:18:14.000 You're feeling that.
01:18:15.000 No, I didn't laugh, though.
01:18:16.000 No, I don't care if you laughed.
01:18:19.000 There's a different vibration.
01:18:21.000 It's getting into a different thing.
01:18:23.000 And I don't need to be intentional.
01:18:24.000 That's the point of being funny.
01:18:26.000 You're not intentional with it.
01:18:27.000 I'm funny because I'm the butt of the joke.
01:18:28.000 Why are you funny?
01:18:29.000 I'm funny because I'm just authentic and I'm just myself.
01:18:33.000 So sometimes I might say something funny and that's what's that.
01:18:36.000 Something funny real quick.
01:18:37.000 But that's the point.
01:18:38.000 I'm not a comedian.
01:18:39.000 I just naturally...
01:18:40.000 Oh, you're killing my boner.
01:18:43.000 Good.
01:18:44.000 Stay down.
01:18:45.000 Good.
01:18:46.000 Stay down.
01:18:47.000 Stay down.
01:18:48.000 I'm like, oh, man.
01:18:50.000 There was a hot sauce.
01:18:51.000 Not like that, but, you know, again, conversation.
01:18:53.000 Wait.
01:18:54.000 Chris, Chris, Chris.
01:18:55.000 Wait.
01:18:56.000 Do you normally have a boat on your back there?
01:18:57.000 What the fuck?
01:18:59.000 I'm telling you, bro.
01:19:01.000 No, I don't, man.
01:19:02.000 You're like, gosh, man.
01:19:04.000 I'm telling you, bro.
01:19:05.000 In my head, I'm like, wait.
01:19:06.000 Does this nigga always have a boat on your back there?
01:19:08.000 No, man.
01:19:08.000 You know, I don't.
01:19:10.000 Yo.
01:19:11.000 This nigga wilder, bro.
01:19:13.000 But she's like, I know where he has the lotion on the desk.
01:19:16.000 Yes, yes.
01:19:17.000 Take a little dish, yes.
01:19:19.000 But yeah, they can see it back there, man.
01:19:20.000 I'm in the lotion.
01:19:21.000 Oh, man.
01:19:22.000 Wait, isn't the lotion right there?
01:19:24.000 Shh, Russ.
01:19:26.000 No way it's there.
01:19:27.000 Yeah, okay.
01:19:29.000 Okay, so you said you're funny.
01:19:31.000 No, I didn't just say that.
01:19:33.000 But again, great personality.
01:19:35.000 Very vibrant.
01:19:36.000 Ken Cook, of course.
01:19:38.000 I have two different generations behind me.
01:19:41.000 I know how to keep my home intact.
01:19:43.000 I'm a hard-working woman.
01:19:45.000 I have ambition.
01:19:47.000 And again, all we got to do is set the goals.
01:19:49.000 Let's go, baby.
01:19:50.000 Let's go get it.
01:19:51.000 Okay, that's good.
01:19:52.000 I don't think women are funny at all.
01:19:54.000 Every female comedian sucks.
01:19:56.000 How dare you?
01:19:56.000 But I'm not a comedian.
01:19:57.000 You just said it.
01:19:58.000 Thank you.
01:19:59.000 Yeah, but I'm saying like, women aren't funny is what I mean.
01:20:02.000 I don't know a lot of men that are funny.
01:20:04.000 What was that?
01:20:06.000 I don't know, like a lot of men that are funny, like actual funny.
01:20:10.000 No, but every top comedian is a man.
01:20:12.000 Yeah.
01:20:13.000 Dave Chappelle...
01:20:15.000 I do agree with that.
01:20:17.000 Yeah, there's no funny female comedians.
01:20:20.000 Name one funny comedian.
01:20:21.000 They all suck.
01:20:22.000 That's a woman.
01:20:22.000 Just one.
01:20:23.000 No, one.
01:20:26.000 That's what I thought.
01:20:27.000 Come on, you can say.
01:20:29.000 Ellen?
01:20:31.000 Is she a comedian?
01:20:33.000 Nah, she ain't funny.
01:20:34.000 She left in the States.
01:20:36.000 I mean, I'm just, here's the thing, right?
01:20:39.000 And I have a theory for this.
01:20:41.000 The reason why women aren't funny is because you guys don't have to be.
01:20:45.000 Misogony.
01:20:45.000 It's as simple as that.
01:20:46.000 Men, right?
01:20:47.000 We have to overcome certain things.
01:20:49.000 You might not be handsome, you might not be tall, you might not have money.
01:20:52.000 So you have to develop a personality and be charming and charismatic and funny.
01:20:56.000 But women don't have to do that.
01:20:57.000 Because girls, no one...
01:20:59.000 Well, number one, we don't really care what you guys are going to say that much.
01:21:01.000 And then number two, you guys don't have to develop character or wittiness or charm like that.
01:21:06.000 Are there some girls that have it?
01:21:07.000 Sure, but...
01:21:08.000 It's different to be funny, to be fun.
01:21:10.000 Right?
01:21:11.000 Like, yes.
01:21:12.000 Yeah, but women aren't important either.
01:21:13.000 Yeah, they're annoying.
01:21:15.000 See me!
01:21:16.000 I'm hungry!
01:21:18.000 What are you doing?
01:21:19.000 Why are you playing?
01:21:20.000 Like, if you really think about it, It's the men that provide the fun.
01:21:28.000 It's not you guys.
01:21:29.000 Whether it's a yacht, a party, an experience.
01:21:32.000 Women don't really provide fun.
01:21:34.000 It's the men that provide the fun.
01:21:35.000 I thought you might provide experience, but not fun, per se.
01:21:39.000 It's the same shit.
01:21:40.000 Experience is fun.
01:21:41.000 No, you can experience something and not have it be fun.
01:21:45.000 If you go to the club, who brings you the bottles?
01:21:48.000 The girls.
01:21:49.000 Who pays for it?
01:21:50.000 The universe.
01:21:51.000 50-50.
01:21:53.000 No.
01:21:53.000 What I mean is you have fun at the club because you're seeing girls.
01:21:58.000 The foundation is we pay for the club.
01:22:01.000 You guys are like an accessory.
01:22:03.000 It's not like a main foundation.
01:22:05.000 So we're paying for the bottles, paying for the entry.
01:22:07.000 But will you be happy and having a good time?
01:22:11.000 Yes.
01:22:12.000 You have a good time with the boys.
01:22:13.000 No, no, no.
01:22:14.000 You're making the point.
01:22:14.000 We're not saying that.
01:22:15.000 I'm saying that women aren't fun.
01:22:17.000 Like, you guys aren't the fun.
01:22:21.000 You guys like to have fun, but you guys have fun through us.
01:22:24.000 We fund it.
01:22:25.000 Does that make sense?
01:22:28.000 I do have a question.
01:22:31.000 Let me be very blunt about this, okay?
01:22:35.000 Most women are not interesting.
01:22:36.000 Most women are not fun.
01:22:38.000 Most women don't have cool experiences to share, etc.
01:22:40.000 And you guys don't have to because women don't have to develop themselves.
01:22:43.000 They don't have to develop character or personality because you guys just exist and men will talk to you.
01:22:47.000 Us, on the other hand, we have to be interesting because we're the ones that are supposed to carry the conversation.
01:22:51.000 We're the ones that are supposed to be the leaders, the providers.
01:22:53.000 We pay for everything.
01:22:54.000 So men have to be interesting.
01:22:56.000 Women don't.
01:22:57.000 I do have a question.
01:22:58.000 Those are the type of women you haven't had experience?
01:23:02.000 Because, like, that's my question.
01:23:04.000 Like, have you encountered those type of women?
01:23:07.000 That's what you're talking about.
01:23:08.000 You're talking from experience.
01:23:09.000 You're talking from, you know?
01:23:12.000 It's a very interesting question.
01:23:14.000 As he calls them, analytic.
01:23:15.000 Typically, there's a correlation, okay?
01:23:17.000 The more attractive a girl is, a lot of the times, the dumber she is.
01:23:20.000 And the less interesting she is.
01:23:22.000 Because the harder she is...
01:23:23.000 That having your experience, that's sad.
01:23:26.000 Yeah, women are just a company.
01:23:29.000 I'll give you a good example.
01:23:33.000 Yeah, but you're not a man, so you're not going to experience that.
01:23:35.000 You're a man.
01:23:37.000 Women got to understand that when a guy deals with a woman is much different than when you deal with a woman.
01:23:42.000 You understand?
01:23:42.000 When I deal with a girl, she's looking at it like, what can you do for me?
01:23:46.000 When she's dealing with you, she's like, oh, we're going to be friends.
01:23:49.000 So the women you have been dating in the past, the way you're speaking right now, right?
01:23:54.000 From your perspective.
01:23:55.000 Or the example you're giving.
01:23:57.000 The women you have experienced, they are using you as a tool.
01:24:01.000 Like, what can you do for me?
01:24:02.000 How can I benefit from you?
01:24:03.000 Those are the type of women you've been dealing with.
01:24:07.000 Or what you have experienced?
01:24:08.000 It's out of curiosity.
01:24:09.000 No, it's not just me.
01:24:11.000 Every single girl that deals with a guy is looking for some type of value.
01:24:15.000 Women are designed to extract value from men.
01:24:17.000 It can be personality, it could be money, it could be time, it could be resources, but men always have to have skin in the game first.
01:24:24.000 Girls don't.
01:24:25.000 Hold on, you're moving the goalposts.
01:24:27.000 Here's the issue, right?
01:24:28.000 Imagine tacos.
01:24:31.000 Men are the tacos.
01:24:32.000 Chicken, steak, carne asada.
01:24:36.000 You know?
01:24:36.000 I don't eat tacos, but okay.
01:24:37.000 And girls like the sauce.
01:24:38.000 What?
01:24:39.000 The foundation is already built here.
01:24:40.000 So imagine, right?
01:24:41.000 We already built the tacos.
01:24:43.000 You're just putting on some sauce at the very top.
01:24:46.000 That's what it is.
01:24:47.000 Honestly.
01:24:49.000 Bottles are for the club.
01:24:50.000 It's the experience.
01:24:51.000 But we paid for it.
01:24:52.000 It's already made.
01:24:55.000 I don't even call them the sauce niggas.
01:24:57.000 I'm so much.
01:25:01.000 Look, here's the thing.
01:25:02.000 You guys might be saying, oh, you're an asshole or this sounds fucked up or whatever, but the reality is, when you guys really think about it, men have to provide so much more value in a relationship than women do.
01:25:14.000 We're expected to be the leaders, the protectors, the providers, whatever.
01:25:17.000 Now, here's the thing.
01:25:18.000 There's some situations where we can do 50-50, but what happens when it's 50-50?
01:25:22.000 Niggas are getting slapped, their phones searched, not getting respected.
01:25:25.000 So the only way that you're going to be in an actual relationship where the girl's happy is you have to Do everything you're supposed to be.
01:25:31.000 The leader, provider, protector, etc.
01:25:33.000 So, if you're in that role as a man, which you should naturally be in, by definition, you're providing far more value than a woman does.
01:25:40.000 Which is why I think I should be able to have five girlfriends.
01:25:42.000 And you shouldn't be able to complain.
01:25:43.000 Because, to be honest, like, all y'all are the same.
01:25:45.000 So I want to have more than one.
01:25:47.000 You're all funny.
01:25:48.000 Women are funny.
01:25:49.000 They're not interesting.
01:25:50.000 They're not, like, competent.
01:25:51.000 Like, it's just, the truth is, is that one attractive guy, right, provides way more value than, like, ten girls.
01:25:59.000 This is what it is.
01:26:00.000 I mean, look at a yacht.
01:26:01.000 Go on a yacht.
01:26:01.000 How many dudes are there?
01:26:02.000 Maybe three or four?
01:26:03.000 Five?
01:26:04.000 Ten?
01:26:04.000 How many girls?
01:26:05.000 Thirty?
01:26:06.000 Right?
01:26:06.000 You go to any club.
01:26:08.000 You go to a section.
01:26:09.000 What?
01:26:10.000 Two or three guys that pay for the bottle?
01:26:11.000 20 girls.
01:26:12.000 You go to any party where there's celebs and high-level status people.
01:26:15.000 How many girls are there?
01:26:16.000 Hundreds.
01:26:17.000 How many dudes?
01:26:17.000 Maybe 20. So the reality is that the men bring the value.
01:26:20.000 The girls can all be replaceable.
01:26:22.000 Because some girls say, well, you can't have a party without us.
01:26:24.000 Well, congratulations, bitch.
01:26:25.000 There's a lot of you and there's not many of me.
01:26:27.000 You can be replaced.
01:26:28.000 I can't.
01:26:28.000 I'm the one that's fucking throwing the shit.
01:26:30.000 Right?
01:26:31.000 Women take a man's last name, not the other way around.
01:26:33.000 Right?
01:26:33.000 But we live in this crazy society where women think that they're special.
01:26:36.000 I really don't think you guys are.
01:26:37.000 And it's shown by, like, how uninteresting so many women are.
01:26:41.000 You guys don't have to be interesting.
01:26:42.000 You don't have to be funny.
01:26:42.000 You don't have to be charming.
01:26:43.000 We do, though.
01:26:44.000 Maybe you haven't found an interesting one.
01:26:46.000 Yeah, Mari.
01:26:48.000 I'm just saying.
01:26:50.000 Look, am I saying every single girl isn't interesting?
01:26:54.000 No.
01:26:54.000 But what I am saying is that a staggering majority are not interesting.
01:26:58.000 And the reason why is because they don't have to be.
01:27:03.000 It's right that the guy needs to provide everything, you know?
01:27:06.000 And the girl is just a company, you know?
01:27:08.000 But you can be a good company or you can say no to everything.
01:27:11.000 Because, for example, if you date a girl that is an independent woman, a business woman, things like that, Yeah, guys aren't attracted to like independency when it comes to women.
01:27:25.000 They want to provide.
01:27:27.000 That's like the role of a man to like provide and if a woman's independent he can't do that.
01:27:31.000 But that's what he's saying.
01:27:32.000 No.
01:27:34.000 What he's saying basically is if you put ten girls in a room and you're like, okay, go have a night together, go find something fun to do.
01:27:42.000 The girls are either going to probably get bored within 30 minutes, talk shit about people, do their makeup, want to go out to a club.
01:27:49.000 And maybe, yes, their fun will be going out to a club, but that's provided by men.
01:27:52.000 You know, what club is ran by a woman?
01:27:54.000 Please, like, let me know when you find out.
01:27:56.000 Yeah.
01:27:56.000 Number two, if you put a man in a room with 10 other guys and you're like, okay, let's go do shit.
01:28:02.000 They're gonna go out and blow some shit up.
01:28:04.000 They're gonna go fucking talk about real shit.
01:28:06.000 They're gonna do business.
01:28:07.000 They're gonna make money.
01:28:08.000 But it's maybe the people you surround yourself with because the women you surround yourself with can be different.
01:28:17.000 Yeah, of course.
01:28:17.000 Like he said, maybe not every woman is just gonna be born, but if majority and statistically speaking, how many women are actually like that?
01:28:24.000 Generally.
01:28:25.000 Interesting.
01:28:28.000 Okay, this was a great conversation.
01:28:31.000 Do you understand?
01:28:35.000 I see what you're saying.
01:28:44.000 Like, hey, there's girls out there that are interesting.
01:28:46.000 Sure.
01:28:47.000 But what I'm saying is that they don't have to be.
01:28:49.000 That's my point.
01:28:50.000 Like, for me to get a lot of girls, I have to have a lot of things in place.
01:28:53.000 For a woman to get a lot of guys, she doesn't have to have anything in place.
01:28:57.000 Does that make sense?
01:29:00.000 Okay.
01:29:01.000 Maybe not.
01:29:01.000 I don't know.
01:29:03.000 Alright, what else we got?
01:29:04.000 Alright.
01:29:07.000 What else we got?
01:29:08.000 Okay.
01:29:08.000 Remember King?
01:29:10.000 She's not interested in any of that serious connection until she's completely ran through past 28.
01:29:15.000 The shorter body with chemicals and drugs amass so many issues that she requires prescription of function and has a better relationship with her phone than she ever had with her father.
01:29:23.000 This is from Calvin again.
01:29:24.000 Keeps stacking wealth, health, peace, and freedom.
01:29:27.000 She never looks for the answers to her question, just points to argue to avoid responsibility and accountability.
01:29:31.000 Yeah, no, very true.
01:29:33.000 I think, uh...
01:29:34.000 I honestly think one of the worst things that could have happened was feminism.
01:29:37.000 I truly do think that feminism was the root cause of a lot of the problems we have in society.
01:29:41.000 And social media for girls.
01:29:42.000 Yeah.
01:29:43.000 Keeping it.
01:29:44.000 Yeah.
01:29:44.000 That exacerbated the problem even more.
01:29:46.000 Yeah.
01:29:46.000 TikTok.
01:29:47.000 To be exact.
01:29:48.000 Okay.
01:29:49.000 Myron, my girl, way out of pocket at her family function.
01:29:52.000 After several attempts to get her to behave by telling her to stop and be quiet, I finally stood up and told her to shut the fuck up.
01:29:57.000 Her family got quite mad at me and is now telling her to leave me and I'm abusive.
01:30:00.000 She went ten toes down and told them I'm her man and they should have stayed out of it.
01:30:05.000 She's been amazing the last couple days, but now her brothers want to sit and have a conversation with me.
01:30:09.000 Two of two.
01:30:11.000 Should I say face or tell them to kick rocks and stand on what I did?
01:30:15.000 I really want to tell them to kick rocks, but that could ostracize us from family functions, which would break our heart.
01:30:21.000 Look, bro.
01:30:22.000 Number one, you already kind of failed by letting her being annoying like that in the first place, and you obviously had to correct her at a time where you shouldn't have been having to correct her in the first place.
01:30:32.000 So, look, fuck her family, to be honest with you.
01:30:36.000 Too bad.
01:30:36.000 She put herself in that shitty-ass position by disobeying you publicly and then you having to correct her.
01:30:42.000 You correcting her publicly like that was stupid, but regardless, you fucked up even getting to that point.
01:30:47.000 And here's the thing, guys.
01:30:48.000 Let me tell you something, bro.
01:30:50.000 Your girl doesn't just wake up one day and say, shut the fuck up, nigga.
01:30:54.000 She works to get to that point, right?
01:30:56.000 It starts with talking back here.
01:30:58.000 It starts with her trying to do shit that you tell her not to do.
01:31:03.000 Her questioning your authority.
01:31:05.000 And then it gets to the point where you tell her, hey, chill out when she doesn't want to fucking listen.
01:31:08.000 Then you have to yell, shut the fuck up in front of all of her family for her to get the point.
01:31:12.000 So, you fucked up by not correcting the issues early on.
01:31:15.000 So now, you gotta reap what you sow.
01:31:18.000 You basically tell her brothers to fuck off.
01:31:21.000 Because it is what it is, and then your girl, you gotta get her, you gotta, I don't wanna, fuck it.
01:31:26.000 You gotta keep her on the tire of the leash, bro.
01:31:28.000 Like, you fucked up here by even letting it get that far.
01:31:32.000 At least she defended you a little bit, but nigga, that's too far.
01:31:35.000 Yeah, you, yeah, you, now you gotta, see, now you're dealing with the consequences of you being a bitch for so long.
01:31:41.000 Because now, her brothers don't like you, her family doesn't like you, because you didn't do your job early on.
01:31:47.000 Yeah.
01:31:48.000 You let things slide.
01:31:49.000 You let shit slide, and then you had to fucking correct her publicly, and now look, you look like an idiot.
01:31:54.000 So, I don't know, bro.
01:31:56.000 Honestly, the fact that you even had to get to that point...
01:31:58.000 In front of our family, too, is kind of crazy.
01:31:59.000 Yeah, I don't know if she's worth keeping around anymore, bro.
01:32:02.000 Yeah.
01:32:02.000 If I'm gonna be honest with you.
01:32:03.000 You might have burned that bridge.
01:32:04.000 Yeah, you might have fucked up.
01:32:06.000 Abolice, go next to Fresh.
01:32:07.000 If only you were white, had a couple of kids, the fried chicken...
01:32:10.000 EBT crusaders?
01:32:13.000 Would be all over you.
01:32:14.000 What the fuck, man?
01:32:15.000 You wanna respond to him?
01:32:16.000 Tell him what's up.
01:32:18.000 Not you.
01:32:20.000 Do you want to respond to him or no?
01:32:22.000 She's good, bro.
01:32:23.000 Screw you, bro.
01:32:25.000 All right.
01:32:27.000 Alyssa should seriously consider going into UFC. I think she has a future professional fighter.
01:32:31.000 Myron, sponsor her.
01:32:32.000 Who's that?
01:32:32.000 Just Alyssa.
01:32:35.000 Oh, Melissa.
01:32:37.000 Oh, Melissa.
01:32:38.000 Oh, like I said, Alyssa.
01:32:39.000 What's up, Melissa?
01:32:41.000 Melissa B. Boxing, though.
01:32:42.000 I recently gave a woman the girlfriend title.
01:32:44.000 One of the biggest things I appreciate is that she effortlessly do things women refuse to do.
01:32:49.000 For ex-cook, oh, for example, you mean.
01:32:50.000 Cook clean, wash dishes, feminine, stay fit.
01:32:53.000 Makes my life easier and just basically do whatever to make her man happy without being told.
01:32:56.000 Ladies, why are things so hard for y'all to do for a man y'all like?
01:33:02.000 Mm-hmm.
01:33:03.000 I've seen a woman have to be a good company and not an employer, you know?
01:33:12.000 You mean an employee?
01:33:13.000 Yes, an employer.
01:33:14.000 She doesn't need to do all the house things, you know?
01:33:18.000 Alright, can you say that in Spanish?
01:33:21.000 Si.
01:33:21.000 Go ahead.
01:33:22.000 - - - - - So she's got a big company, but not an employee style.
01:33:35.000 Like, not be an employee.
01:33:38.000 That's actually against what you just said.
01:33:39.000 Basically a trophy wife.
01:33:41.000 Yeah, that's why I... No, no, no.
01:33:43.000 He's saying why...
01:33:44.000 Oh, you don't agree with that.
01:33:45.000 No.
01:33:47.000 Like cook, clean, wash dishes.
01:33:49.000 She's not an employee.
01:33:50.000 She's doomed.
01:33:51.000 Yeah.
01:33:52.000 Well, I think it's depending also on how you are in the relationship.
01:33:56.000 For example, I wouldn't mean to cook or clean kind of things.
01:34:04.000 Well, I can help each other to do the house stuff, but it's not necessary that the girl do everything, you know?
01:34:13.000 No, the girl should do everything.
01:34:15.000 So, I mean, for me, I do all that.
01:34:18.000 I don't think it's hard.
01:34:19.000 I think it's just, I feel like when we do ask, or say I do ask for something and it's not given, and I do give that.
01:34:29.000 Do you have an example of what you would ask for?
01:34:32.000 Okay, for example, take out the trash.
01:34:36.000 Okay, you know, a lot of men don't like, they take their time, you call us lazy, but they'll take their sweet time or certain things.
01:34:42.000 So if I do everything around the house and I ask you for one simple thing, which was just the trash, alright, just that little thing, that's cool.
01:34:49.000 You don't do it, I have done everything you have asked me to do.
01:34:53.000 So just that is just gonna stir the pot.
01:34:55.000 Who's the boss though, the man or the woman?
01:34:57.000 But what does that have to do with that though?
01:35:00.000 No, that has to do a lot with it because in every relationship, there's someone that needs to be the leader.
01:35:06.000 But when I'm talking about leadership, it was just me.
01:35:08.000 Just like you're asking me, hey babe, can you make this for me tonight, this type of dinner?
01:35:12.000 Hey, can you go get me a glass of water?
01:35:14.000 Can you go to the bank and do this?
01:35:16.000 You know, let me ask you a question.
01:35:17.000 You said you do a radio show, right?
01:35:18.000 Yeah.
01:35:20.000 What if you told the people that own the station...
01:35:23.000 Hey, I'm coming in on this day.
01:35:26.000 And you just show up.
01:35:27.000 What would happen?
01:35:29.000 If I told them I'm coming a certain day?
01:35:32.000 Yeah, and like...
01:35:32.000 I give them heads up or you're saying like on the spot?
01:35:34.000 No, you just show up on the spot and say, hey, I'm showing up.
01:35:37.000 I don't care what y'all had scheduled.
01:35:38.000 What's going to happen?
01:35:39.000 They're probably going to tell you no, right?
01:35:40.000 They're definitely going to say no or they're either going to try to put me...
01:35:44.000 If I want to be participating in a different podcast.
01:35:46.000 Would that be fair to say?
01:35:47.000 It's because they have a degree of authority over you.
01:35:51.000 Yeah, I mean, it's their place, of course.
01:35:53.000 Exactly.
01:35:53.000 For sure.
01:35:54.000 But it's our home.
01:35:55.000 But here's the thing.
01:35:56.000 I find it interesting how you'll listen to a radio station that isn't going to protect and provide for you.
01:36:02.000 But if your man says, do X, Y, Z, you think you're on the same par and you feel as though you don't necessarily have to listen to what he's got to say.
01:36:09.000 Or you feel as though you can dictate terms to him.
01:36:11.000 I didn't say any of that.
01:36:12.000 My only thing was saying this.
01:36:14.000 We'll take it out of the trash just trying to dictate a term.
01:36:16.000 Well, not at all.
01:36:17.000 I just ask a simple thing.
01:36:18.000 So that's dictating.
01:36:20.000 Hey, honey, go get me a glass of water.
01:36:22.000 Go get me.
01:36:22.000 Hey, that's not...
01:36:24.000 I don't feel like that's dictating personally.
01:36:26.000 Here's the thing.
01:36:29.000 I'm a firm believer that women should be home.
01:36:32.000 A man pays all the bills and takes care of the bills.
01:36:36.000 As soon as I come home, I'm not doing shit.
01:36:39.000 You're doing everything.
01:36:41.000 I tell you to do something, you do it.
01:36:43.000 You don't tell me shit.
01:36:44.000 If I decide I want to do it or whatever, I want to be nice, cool.
01:36:47.000 But you can't tell me what to do, anything, once I come home.
01:36:51.000 You shut the fuck up if I tell you shut up.
01:36:53.000 If I want to sit, watch TV, if I want to fucking work, whatever, maybe you don't fucking bother me.
01:36:56.000 And I think that's the way it needs to be because at the end of the day, women do really well when there's some type of hierarchy and structure and organization.
01:37:05.000 It doesn't work when we're equal.
01:37:07.000 What the fuck do I look like?
01:37:08.000 Take out the trash!
01:37:09.000 Then my dumb ass goes out and takes out the trash.
01:37:11.000 I'm the boss, not you.
01:37:12.000 Good boy!
01:37:12.000 Yeah, good boy!
01:37:13.000 Take out the trash!
01:37:14.000 Good boy!
01:37:15.000 And here's the thing.
01:37:16.000 You say that, it's a little thing, it's a favor.
01:37:18.000 But then, again, just like the whole situation where that girl was yelling at this fucking guy, it gets worse and worse and worse and worse.
01:37:25.000 So me, as the man, understanding that I am the leader in this situation, No!
01:37:31.000 I'm not gonna listen to you.
01:37:32.000 You listen to me.
01:37:32.000 That's the way it goes.
01:37:34.000 Men lead, women follow, right?
01:37:35.000 I don't believe in this 50-50 crap.
01:37:37.000 I think feminism was one of the worst things that ever happened because we end up with things like this where she's saying, well, I don't want to be an employee.
01:37:43.000 What the fuck?
01:37:44.000 No, but I think the man after you watch your woman like a mom.
01:37:48.000 No, if I'm your man, you're my fucking employee.
01:37:52.000 That's how it goes.
01:37:53.000 Like, that's what it is.
01:37:54.000 You are my assistant now.
01:37:55.000 That is the woman no work.
01:37:57.000 Yes, that's what I just said.
01:37:58.000 Yeah, you don't work, but you work for me now.
01:38:01.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:38:02.000 So, that's how it goes.
01:38:04.000 But, again, this is why this 50-50 thing doesn't work, because once things are 50-50, you think that you could delegate tasks and terms to me, which is why I think men have to be the breadwinner every single time.
01:38:15.000 Because if we don't have that dynamic, then you think you're equal to me.
01:38:18.000 And that's a problem.
01:38:19.000 Yeah.
01:38:19.000 Also, nowadays, you guys choose guys that are on your level, so to speak, 50-50, or even more than them, and you wonder why they're not being men, or you could boss them around.
01:38:27.000 And then you leave them.
01:38:28.000 Exactly.
01:38:28.000 So that's the reason why it doesn't work.
01:38:31.000 Yeah, it doesn't work.
01:38:31.000 Like, look, I get it.
01:38:32.000 If you're in a relationship with a guy, 50-50, sure, boss him around.
01:38:35.000 Hey, can you take out the trash if you don't want to take it?
01:38:38.000 That's fine.
01:38:39.000 But, like, what I've realized is that women respond really well to authority.
01:38:44.000 And what I mean by that is that you have 100% authority.
01:38:47.000 You're the boss.
01:38:48.000 That's how it goes.
01:38:49.000 I don't negotiate with women.
01:38:50.000 I look at you guys as terrorists.
01:38:51.000 We don't negotiate with terrorists.
01:38:52.000 We don't negotiate with women.
01:38:53.000 Because you guys aren't in a position to negotiate with us because we are not the same.
01:38:58.000 We're on different planes.
01:38:59.000 Right?
01:38:59.000 Like, you guys don't look at things logically, rationally, and objectively.
01:39:03.000 You guys look at it like, my feelings!
01:39:05.000 So it's like, nah, fuck that shit.
01:39:07.000 Like, I just tell you what to do and that's how it goes.
01:39:09.000 Because your emotions change every single day.
01:39:12.000 Me, though?
01:39:13.000 Like, a woman biologically every day changes.
01:39:15.000 She could be on her period.
01:39:16.000 She could be feeling sad.
01:39:17.000 She saw a movie.
01:39:18.000 Now her mood has changed.
01:39:19.000 She's hangry.
01:39:20.000 Who fucking knows?
01:39:21.000 She saw TikTok.
01:39:22.000 She saw TikTok and now she's mad.
01:39:24.000 Like, no.
01:39:24.000 It's gotta be me to be the decision maker and be the rational-headed guy.
01:39:27.000 That is a new one, though.
01:39:29.000 So, yeah.
01:39:30.000 And as I was just saying though, it's what's embedded too, right?
01:39:33.000 What's introduced to someone.
01:39:35.000 Question, just for more context here.
01:39:37.000 Are you still in love if a woman works for you?
01:39:40.000 Hold on, hold on.
01:39:41.000 Your baby daddy.
01:39:42.000 Was he successful?
01:39:44.000 Yes.
01:39:45.000 Was he rich?
01:39:46.000 No.
01:39:47.000 Who made the most money, you or him?
01:39:49.000 Him.
01:39:50.000 And you would tell him what to do?
01:39:52.000 Take out the trash?
01:39:54.000 Equal, yeah.
01:39:55.000 I cook.
01:39:56.000 I work too.
01:39:57.000 I work hard.
01:39:58.000 I come home.
01:39:58.000 I clean.
01:39:59.000 I clean.
01:40:00.000 That's why women can't work, bro.
01:40:02.000 They can't work.
01:40:03.000 They come home.
01:40:04.000 I'm tired.
01:40:05.000 Once you ask a question like that, you kind of see the backstory in a few ways.
01:40:09.000 I'm telling you guys, women entering the workforce was one of the worst fucking things to happen in society.
01:40:15.000 Every single problem that you look at stems from feminism.
01:40:19.000 So at what point did men start providing fully?
01:40:22.000 Once the women decided to go to the workforce.
01:40:25.000 So just because someone's working, they're gonna end...
01:40:32.000 That, as you say, your values and you're supposed to, you know, like...
01:40:36.000 No, I'm saying, you asked me when did men stop providing?
01:40:39.000 Stop providing fully, right?
01:40:41.000 You're saying men need to provide...
01:40:42.000 Yeah, because once women entered the workforce, men didn't feel the need to do it anymore.
01:40:45.000 Okay.
01:40:46.000 Because, like, human beings are very lazy, right, naturally.
01:40:49.000 Men and women, right?
01:40:50.000 I make the joke, I say women are lazy.
01:40:52.000 But, like, all human beings are naturally lazy, right?
01:40:54.000 And you're only going to do as much as needed.
01:40:56.000 So, if women enter the workforce and they make money...
01:41:00.000 And a guy gets with a woman and he doesn't understand these dynamics, which a lot of guys don't because they think feminism is like a good thing.
01:41:07.000 They think, oh yeah, let's go 50-50 and live together.
01:41:10.000 But they don't realize that women aren't equipped to provide financially.
01:41:13.000 They're not.
01:41:14.000 No, I'm agreeing with you.
01:41:15.000 She's going to build resentment.
01:41:16.000 Like if she's paying half the bills and you know what I mean?
01:41:18.000 And then you don't do something that she says, she's going to get angry and hold on to that.
01:41:21.000 Right?
01:41:22.000 Because she's doing your job.
01:41:24.000 She's doing half of your job.
01:41:26.000 So that's why I'm a firm believer.
01:41:27.000 Just don't enter the workplace.
01:41:28.000 You sit at home and be happy.
01:41:30.000 Okay?
01:41:31.000 But when I come home, shut the hell up and do what I say.
01:41:33.000 Which isn't going to be much, because men are simple, by the way.
01:41:35.000 Shut up!
01:41:36.000 I'm not going to be in here like, yeah, do that.
01:41:37.000 Nah, house is clean, got some food, alright, cool.
01:41:39.000 I'm going to just be quiet, don't bother me.
01:41:41.000 Yeah, if you provide, it's okay.
01:41:42.000 Shut up, man.
01:41:43.000 But I think, what I mean is like, after you don't see your woman like a girlfriend, if not, you see like an employer, and you go outside looking for another woman, you know, because you already have your employer in your home, so that is like, you love the...
01:41:59.000 Oh yeah, because you said, how can you love your employer, right?
01:42:01.000 You were saying that?
01:42:01.000 Or your employee?
01:42:02.000 Is that what you're asking?
01:42:04.000 No, I say, like, when a woman do everything for you in home, like, I'm agree.
01:42:08.000 If you provide and the woman don't do nothing, it's okay.
01:42:10.000 She needs to do the home stuff.
01:42:12.000 Yeah.
01:42:12.000 But, like, it's not too attractive for you.
01:42:15.000 Like, after I feel you're getting bored.
01:42:17.000 Comfortable.
01:42:18.000 You know?
01:42:19.000 No, because...
01:42:19.000 No, like, she gets bored because she's no more her girlfriend.
01:42:22.000 She's her employer.
01:42:24.000 You know?
01:42:25.000 Okay, okay.
01:42:25.000 So here's...
01:42:26.000 See...
01:42:28.000 Men aren't...
01:42:29.000 We're not like you guys, right?
01:42:30.000 Like, you guys need that excitement and that emotional stimuli.
01:42:33.000 We don't need that shit.
01:42:35.000 Like, I'm perfect...
01:42:36.000 Most guys are perfectly okay with their girl doing the same thing all the time and being predictable.
01:42:40.000 We don't need you...
01:42:42.000 Men and women are different, right?
01:42:44.000 So, women are attracted to mystery...
01:42:49.000 Unpredictability, right?
01:42:50.000 There's a reason why women read novels, right?
01:42:52.000 The romance novels, because it keeps them on the edge of their seat.
01:42:55.000 Oh my god, this is so exciting.
01:42:57.000 Women love that shit.
01:42:58.000 Men are visual, right?
01:42:59.000 You guys are mental when it comes to your stimuli.
01:43:03.000 So, with us, If we come home every day and our girl does the same shit all the time, makes it the same food, whatever, a lot of guys aren't going to complain.
01:43:10.000 They're going to be happy with that.
01:43:11.000 You guys are the ones that need the excitement and the instability and the emotional highs and lows and everything like that.
01:43:17.000 You guys need that.
01:43:18.000 We don't.
01:43:18.000 So, if a guy gets with a girl, like I told you before, a man marries a woman hoping she'll never change.
01:43:25.000 We want you to stay the same girl that we married, right?
01:43:28.000 But you guys hope we're going to change.
01:43:29.000 Oh man, I hate the way he dresses.
01:43:30.000 I hope he changes when I marry him.
01:43:32.000 Right?
01:43:32.000 Because you guys always try to change your guy.
01:43:34.000 But us, we want you to stay the same when we get with you 9 out of 10 times, right?
01:43:38.000 Or once we commit to you.
01:43:39.000 So, this whole concept of a guy wanting, you know, oh, he's going to get bored.
01:43:43.000 He might go fuck another bitch.
01:43:45.000 That's true.
01:43:45.000 Yeah.
01:43:46.000 But I think women need to accept the fact that We're always going to want to fuck another bitch.
01:43:50.000 No matter what.
01:43:50.000 Every time.
01:43:51.000 Listen, you become the full-time employee, but we hire contractors for work off-site.
01:43:57.000 And once that job is done, we'll come back to you.
01:43:59.000 So we're not leaving you.
01:44:00.000 We're just hiring work outside.
01:44:03.000 It's fine.
01:44:04.000 Yeah, but you're not leaving us because you need us in the house.
01:44:07.000 No, no, but we're not ever going to leave you.
01:44:08.000 You're always going to be there.
01:44:09.000 You're our faithful employee.
01:44:12.000 Yeah, but women don't like to hear that because we're always gonna want other women.
01:44:17.000 That's just how it goes.
01:44:17.000 Men are always gonna want other women.
01:44:19.000 And if you got a guy that's attractive and provides for you, other women are gonna want him too.
01:44:24.000 You think he's not gonna fuck a random bitch?
01:44:26.000 It's gonna happen.
01:44:26.000 Or in your case, other men.
01:44:28.000 So you're saying it's acceptable?
01:44:29.000 Or that it just happens?
01:44:32.000 I'm saying...
01:44:33.000 It's gonna rain.
01:44:34.000 It's more than likely gonna happen.
01:44:35.000 So you should probably put yourself in a position where you can accept it and not be angry.
01:44:39.000 Think about this.
01:44:40.000 At some point it's gonna rain, right?
01:44:42.000 Think about this.
01:44:43.000 So walk outside with no umbrella, get rained on.
01:44:46.000 But you have an umbrella, at certain times, you dodge your rain.
01:44:50.000 Think about this.
01:44:51.000 So question, do you always have an umbrella?
01:44:53.000 We're giving you the umbrella right now.
01:44:55.000 It's for ladies.
01:44:56.000 Hold on.
01:44:56.000 Niggas don't need umbrellas.
01:44:57.000 We're giving you the umbrella right now.
01:44:59.000 We're telling you what's going to happen.
01:45:01.000 Here's the umbrella.
01:45:02.000 I mean, she's already wearing drenched.
01:45:04.000 She's 30, bro.
01:45:06.000 Wow.
01:45:08.000 She's hot, though.
01:45:09.000 You gonna take that from him?
01:45:11.000 I'm just kidding.
01:45:12.000 I'm giving her a rain.
01:45:12.000 You know what I do?
01:45:13.000 What do you do?
01:45:15.000 I say you know what I do.
01:45:16.000 I don't know what you do.
01:45:17.000 Wait.
01:45:18.000 Oh, it's a statement she's saying.
01:45:19.000 You know what she does?
01:45:20.000 No.
01:45:20.000 She's saying a statement.
01:45:22.000 Yes.
01:45:22.000 Thank you.
01:45:23.000 You want to let Chris smash?
01:45:24.000 Sorry?
01:45:27.000 Would you let Chris smash?
01:45:29.000 Uh, no.
01:45:30.000 Why not?
01:45:32.000 I don't know.
01:45:35.000 I'm not attracted or...
01:45:39.000 I'm the top person, I gotta be attractive.
01:45:40.000 So you won't give him a chance?
01:45:42.000 You won't give him a chance?
01:45:43.000 A chance, sure.
01:45:44.000 Everybody can give a chance for the show.
01:45:46.000 There you go.
01:45:47.000 We'll see, man.
01:45:48.000 Okay, what day are you free this week?
01:45:49.000 Or next week?
01:45:50.000 Fresh, man.
01:45:50.000 I'm gonna talk to her, man.
01:45:51.000 That's why I talk to her, Fresh.
01:45:53.000 Okay.
01:45:56.000 She looked at her wrist and did a snow watch there.
01:45:59.000 I'll make up a time.
01:46:01.000 I'll make up a time.
01:46:02.000 Nine o'clock.
01:46:03.000 Another clock.
01:46:04.000 Another clock.
01:46:04.000 No.
01:46:06.000 Okay.
01:46:08.000 Okay.
01:46:09.000 But yeah, that's kind of what it is.
01:46:12.000 But I do think that feminism is like kind of fucked things up.
01:46:15.000 Because like, okay, you mentioned earlier independent woman, right?
01:46:17.000 Let me ask you this.
01:46:19.000 Independent of whom?
01:46:24.000 Independent of whom?
01:46:25.000 In what concept?
01:46:27.000 Go ahead.
01:46:27.000 Display the whole question.
01:46:28.000 No, I'm asking you.
01:46:29.000 When you say independent, I'm asking you independent of whom?
01:46:31.000 Yeah.
01:46:32.000 I mean, what I mean is like...
01:46:35.000 Usually, the way y'all speaking here is like a general thing, right?
01:46:39.000 What you know as an independent woman, a woman that got her own thing, that don't need, like, that's what I mean.
01:46:45.000 That don't need, like, a what?
01:46:47.000 Don't need a what?
01:46:49.000 Hombre.
01:46:50.000 Hombre, there you go.
01:46:51.000 No.
01:46:52.000 That's what you add.
01:46:54.000 But I'm saying, what y'all usually understand as an independent woman is a woman that have her own thing.
01:47:01.000 Independent of whom, though?
01:47:02.000 Of who?
01:47:03.000 Yeah.
01:47:03.000 Yeah.
01:47:04.000 He got her own freedom.
01:47:06.000 Like, he got her own freedom.
01:47:08.000 Okay, I'll answer it for you since she wants to dance around it.
01:47:11.000 It's independent of men.
01:47:12.000 That's what it is.
01:47:13.000 What they say is...
01:47:14.000 You almost slipped and said it yourself.
01:47:15.000 Oh, I don't need a man.
01:47:17.000 Here's the thing.
01:47:18.000 Do you see any guy walk around and say, I'm a strong, independent man?
01:47:22.000 No.
01:47:23.000 No, right?
01:47:24.000 Because...
01:47:24.000 I see.
01:47:25.000 It's crazy, but yeah.
01:47:26.000 No guy says that.
01:47:27.000 And if he does, people make fun of him.
01:47:29.000 Yeah, he's gay.
01:47:29.000 Because the thing is this...
01:47:31.000 When men make money, we understand that we're automatically independent.
01:47:35.000 We make the money so that someone can be dependent on us.
01:47:38.000 We make the money so that a girl will eventually be attracted and we can maybe take care of her if we're not a brokeie.
01:47:43.000 But when women make money, you guys make money to be away from men.
01:47:47.000 We make money to be with women.
01:47:50.000 So when women make money, it's not the same.
01:47:51.000 So you want to be used by your money?
01:47:52.000 That's what you're saying?
01:47:53.000 No, it's a foundation.
01:47:55.000 No, no, no.
01:47:56.000 Hold on.
01:47:56.000 She said used.
01:47:58.000 I'm just asking because that's the concept you are putting on the table.
01:48:02.000 Let me tell you something.
01:48:02.000 Every single girl's a gold digger.
01:48:04.000 Some are just better at hiding the shovel.
01:48:05.000 She took my money.
01:48:07.000 Every girl's a gold digger to some degree.
01:48:09.000 And I'll explain what I mean by this.
01:48:11.000 You got girls that say, I want a millionaire.
01:48:13.000 And then you got some girls, two spectrums, right?
01:48:15.000 On one end, you got a girl that's extreme.
01:48:17.000 I need a multimillionaire that will take care of me and spoil me.
01:48:20.000 Cool.
01:48:21.000 Then on the other hand, you got a girl that says, I just want a guy that's ambitious.
01:48:24.000 Both of them are looking for the same thing.
01:48:27.000 One girl's just being far more honest about it and has maybe higher standards, saying, I know exactly what I want financially.
01:48:33.000 The other one is saying, I don't know what I want financially, but I want to know that the guy has the ability to create something financially.
01:48:39.000 That's why girls say, I want a hard worker.
01:48:40.000 I want a guy that's ambitious.
01:48:42.000 It sounds better too.
01:48:43.000 If a girl says, I just want a guy that's ambitious, that's not as bad as saying, I want a multimillionaire.
01:48:47.000 But at the end of the day, every single thing, not every single, but most of the things that women look for in men almost always have to do with his productivity.
01:48:54.000 His ability to make money.
01:48:56.000 Versus like for us, we don't give a shit about that.
01:48:58.000 Because I'm hard-working and ambitious.
01:49:01.000 Like we might lie and say, oh, that's really cool.
01:49:03.000 But realistically, we don't give a fuck.
01:49:05.000 Yeah.
01:49:05.000 At all.
01:49:06.000 Like we don't care.
01:49:07.000 If you want a family, what does it take to have a family and raise them properly?
01:49:10.000 Money, right?
01:49:11.000 So no matter what happens, you still need money to make it function.
01:49:14.000 Well, money comes and goes.
01:49:16.000 If you have...
01:49:17.000 No, no, no.
01:49:17.000 Let me say it.
01:49:20.000 Let me tell you something.
01:49:21.000 Yeah, let me tell you something.
01:49:23.000 So this is the thing.
01:49:26.000 You can have money, right?
01:49:28.000 But if you don't have financial literacy, that money is going to be gone.
01:49:33.000 You understand what I mean?
01:49:34.000 Okay.
01:49:36.000 Money comes and goes, but if you don't have the knowledge of how to multiply that money or how to grow it, it doesn't matter if you win the lottery.
01:49:46.000 You're gonna screw that money out.
01:49:47.000 How does that refute my point?
01:49:48.000 I'm just saying you need money in general.
01:49:50.000 Okay.
01:49:53.000 Like what I mean is, if you have money, right?
01:49:56.000 But you know how to multiply it, right?
01:49:58.000 It's gonna be way better.
01:50:01.000 I understand your point that you need money in general, right?
01:50:04.000 Have you ever had a dream?
01:50:06.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:50:07.000 I love that.
01:50:08.000 I love that video.
01:50:09.000 But this is the thing.
01:50:12.000 Money is not only by itself.
01:50:14.000 Money comes with...
01:50:15.000 Like, a package.
01:50:17.000 You have to have money, but you have to have financial literacy in order for the money to stay in there.
01:50:23.000 Okay, look.
01:50:24.000 You went on a whole other thing.
01:50:26.000 My point is, men have to make money, and all women are gold diggers, okay?
01:50:32.000 Like, to some degree.
01:50:34.000 Some are just better at, like, concealing it.
01:50:36.000 But on the other hand, right?
01:50:38.000 No man is going to ask you how much money you make and care about it.
01:50:42.000 Does that make sense?
01:50:43.000 Like, we don't care about your independence.
01:50:46.000 Like, you go on a date with a guy, he's not gonna care.
01:50:48.000 You could say, I'm a musician, Another guy you could say, I'm unemployed.
01:50:52.000 Another guy you could say, I'm a multi-millionaire.
01:50:54.000 No one's going to leave the date.
01:50:56.000 Does that make sense?
01:50:57.000 But if I go on a date and I say, I'm unemployed, that's going to be problematic for me.
01:51:02.000 So we're not held to the same standard at all.
01:51:05.000 Your ability to generate money and resources, no one cares.
01:51:09.000 My ability to generate money and resources, it matters a lot.
01:51:12.000 Yeah, and also if a guy does care about your money, that's a red flag because now he's going to depend on you for his lifestyle.
01:51:18.000 I see.
01:51:19.000 So either way, it doesn't work out.
01:51:21.000 And what they always say is I prefer to be the bitch, like you fuck outside, and all the bitches cooking at home for you while you are fucking other bitches outside.
01:51:30.000 You know, that's what I always mean.
01:51:33.000 I don't get it.
01:51:35.000 Do you prefer to be the other woman, is what you're saying?
01:51:38.000 Yeah, instead of being home, cooking for you, cleaning for you, doing everything, and you are fucking other bitches outside.
01:51:45.000 No, you want to be the side chick?
01:51:46.000 Shit.
01:51:47.000 The side bitch.
01:51:48.000 Yeah, I prefer to, you know, because I'm cooking for you, cleaning for you, and then you are going to fuck another bitch.
01:51:54.000 I might have an opening for you.
01:51:56.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:51:59.000 Condom.
01:52:00.000 Condom.
01:52:02.000 Good morning.
01:52:03.000 Okay.
01:52:06.000 Come on.
01:52:08.000 Hey, hey, she's good.
01:52:10.000 Keep it honest.
01:52:11.000 She's like, I'm not cooking.
01:52:13.000 It was great.
01:52:14.000 I want to have fun.
01:52:15.000 I can do it, but I know all the guys, after one day have the woman in the home, they get bored and then go outside to looking for something new.
01:52:24.000 So I prefer being the new and not the one you get boring.
01:52:27.000 She wants to be a contractor.
01:52:28.000 All right, she wants to be the independent contractor.
01:52:31.000 Yes, independent.
01:52:32.000 Independent contractor.
01:52:33.000 All right.
01:52:35.000 Nigga said RIP edgy.
01:52:36.000 Hell no, nigga.
01:52:37.000 There's no RIP way edgy, bro.
01:52:38.000 She ain't going nowhere.
01:52:39.000 Exactly.
01:52:40.000 The real Frank Castle, if I want to.
01:52:42.000 That's why she's actually a W. You know what's funny?
01:52:45.000 She was going to make a membership at a new gym, right?
01:52:49.000 And it's funny.
01:52:50.000 She went and did the tour, and she was like, there's a lot of hot girls there.
01:52:52.000 You'll like it.
01:52:53.000 And I was like, of your girlfriend.
01:52:55.000 Man, she was testing your own ads, bro.
01:52:56.000 No, nigga, she knows what it is.
01:52:58.000 I'm joking, bro.
01:52:58.000 She was like, I was like, oh, really?
01:53:00.000 She was like, yeah, a lot of white girls.
01:53:01.000 Oh, okay, thank you.
01:53:02.000 I gotta say, man, Angie's the real one, bro.
01:53:04.000 Like, she's a real one.
01:53:05.000 She actually loves and cares about Myra 100%, bro.
01:53:08.000 Mind you, I'm testing her too in different ways 100% solid.
01:53:13.000 Okay, cool.
01:53:14.000 Real quick.
01:53:15.000 Thanks to your advice.
01:53:16.000 She's going to save you some time, Mojero.
01:53:17.000 Oh, she does too as well.
01:53:18.000 And she tells me girls as well too.
01:53:20.000 Funny.
01:53:21.000 Thanks to your advice.
01:53:22.000 My cryptos are going crazy.
01:53:23.000 No, she does.
01:53:24.000 Yeah.
01:53:25.000 I've got to send some love to you guys as well.
01:53:27.000 So I guess this crypto portfolio went up after the course and stuff like that.
01:53:30.000 Shout out to you.
01:53:30.000 100 bucks, Dom DeMarco.
01:53:31.000 Yeah, shout out to you, brother.
01:53:35.000 I knew she looked familiar.
01:53:36.000 I saw her on my 300-pound life episode 86. Fun fact, 150 years ago, she would be recruited to the circus.
01:53:42.000 Damn, nigga!
01:53:43.000 In 2024, she's recruited to model A-man.
01:53:45.000 Society's cooked.
01:53:47.000 Fresh updates.
01:53:47.000 Goddamn!
01:53:51.000 Oh, you told him do better.
01:53:53.000 He's a artist, you see?
01:53:55.000 Yo!
01:53:55.000 What the f*** is wrong with your niggas, man?
01:53:57.000 You said do better, man.
01:53:59.000 It's funny because he take time.
01:54:02.000 I appreciate your app, bro.
01:54:06.000 I appreciate the effort.
01:54:09.000 Thanks for dedicating time to do that.
01:54:12.000 I love you.
01:54:12.000 You got some assholes, man.
01:54:14.000 Yo, what the fuck, man?
01:54:16.000 Alright, the Russian guy says, older, deep-voiced woman sitting next to Fitz says, gangster guy, probably more like gay guy.
01:54:23.000 She says he did it.
01:54:24.000 For her, how bad is her BJ skills?
01:54:26.000 Oh, fuck.
01:54:28.000 He's trying to say that you suck at sex.
01:54:30.000 What do you have to say to that?
01:54:32.000 Nothing.
01:54:34.000 So you suck, then.
01:54:35.000 Now she's late.
01:54:35.000 You about to find out, nigga.
01:54:38.000 Condom!
01:54:39.000 Question for the J. Link for girth.
01:54:43.000 What the fuck?
01:54:44.000 What?
01:54:46.000 Bro.
01:54:46.000 That's a picture.
01:54:48.000 That's a picture.
01:54:49.000 Is that in the studio?
01:54:50.000 No, no.
01:54:51.000 Icy and I and Melissa had done like a exposing podcast, like little stream.
01:54:57.000 Okay, so.
01:54:57.000 Lymph or girth?
01:54:59.000 No comment.
01:55:00.000 Man, you L, man.
01:55:02.000 Just pick one, man.
01:55:06.000 Girth.
01:55:07.000 My nigga.
01:55:08.000 Okay, my nigga.
01:55:09.000 There you go.
01:55:10.000 Alright, Pete South Dakota says, Ladies, do you think dating advice in general is better from a man or a woman and why?
01:55:15.000 Okay, not bad.
01:55:16.000 We can start here with Ms. Venezuela.
01:55:19.000 Dating advice from a man or a woman, who gives better dating advice, men or women, and why?
01:55:24.000 Who do you think?
01:55:25.000 Cerca del micrófono.
01:55:27.000 Women?
01:55:32.000 Depend.
01:55:33.000 I don't do straight answers.
01:55:38.000 I can see that.
01:55:39.000 Yeah, we know.
01:55:39.000 Yeah, of course.
01:55:42.000 It's a proven, right?
01:55:44.000 Awesome, I love it.
01:55:45.000 This is the thing.
01:55:46.000 Let's just say, for example, for argument's sake, in general, who would give better advice?
01:55:51.000 Men or women?
01:55:51.000 Women.
01:55:52.000 Why?
01:55:54.000 Because...
01:55:59.000 We actually think in the long term, more than short term.
01:56:04.000 And as y'all say, like you, like...
01:56:09.000 You can leave it there.
01:56:11.000 Yeah, it's okay.
01:56:12.000 I have to say like now or later?
01:56:16.000 We're coming to you unless you've got to say it right now but we'll get you what about you?
01:56:20.000 I would say men Women can obviously give good dating advice, but realistically, a woman doesn't really know that well what a man wants.
01:56:30.000 So then it's not good dating advice then?
01:56:32.000 Huh?
01:56:33.000 So then it's not good advice then?
01:56:35.000 I mean, it really depends.
01:56:36.000 Like, you can definitely get good dating advice from a woman who's been a good wife, been a good girlfriend.
01:56:41.000 Like, she really follows with what her man wants.
01:56:43.000 But you'll get better advice from a man because I'm going to be dating a man.
01:56:48.000 Like, yeah, the source itself.
01:56:49.000 I want to know what the man, you know, would want in a relationship from his woman.
01:56:53.000 What about you?
01:56:53.000 What do you think?
01:56:54.000 Yeah, same with that.
01:56:55.000 I'm great, so, I mean, I would want to hear from the source what it is that they, that that person...
01:57:02.000 Artur Bookbinding tipped $35.
01:57:05.000 It's always the fat ones.
01:57:08.000 Anyways, men are greater than women.
01:57:10.000 Here is proof.
01:57:11.000 There are laws protecting women from men manipulating them, the lover boy method.
01:57:16.000 There is no law that protects men from women manipulating them.
01:57:20.000 We are the greater species.
01:57:23.000 All right, shout out to you, bro.
01:57:24.000 That's actually funny.
01:57:25.000 That's insane.
01:57:26.000 You know, I should clarify.
01:57:27.000 Let me clarify.
01:57:28.000 Who do you think is better dating advice for men to attract women?
01:57:33.000 Women or men?
01:57:34.000 Repeat that one more time.
01:57:36.000 Okay, so we'll have to make this because...
01:57:37.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:57:39.000 To clarify.
01:57:39.000 Because it's very vague.
01:57:40.000 Yeah.
01:57:41.000 Exactly.
01:57:41.000 Who gives better dating advice for men to get women?
01:57:45.000 For men to get women?
01:57:46.000 Men or women?
01:57:47.000 Who?
01:57:47.000 You think women?
01:57:48.000 Okay.
01:57:49.000 Now who gets better dating advice for women to get men?
01:57:51.000 Men or women?
01:57:52.000 Men.
01:57:52.000 It's men.
01:57:53.000 Again, if you're a straight or...
01:57:54.000 Okay.
01:57:55.000 If you're intentioning this to understand a man's perspective, then obviously the men.
01:58:01.000 Okay.
01:58:01.000 If you want to understand a woman's perspective, then the women.
01:58:05.000 512 tipped $35.
01:58:07.000 These generation of 304s ain't worth anything.
01:58:10.000 I met some even the other day and had to cut her off instantly.
01:58:14.000 She wanted me to take her out for drinks the same day I met her.
01:58:17.000 I was like, damn, she asking for more than my wife at home.
01:58:21.000 Rolling on the floor laughing, rolling on the floor laughing.
01:58:25.000 Okay, so you think you need to go to the gender you're trying to attract?
01:58:30.000 Yes.
01:58:30.000 Do you agree with that?
01:58:31.000 When it comes to women attracting...
01:58:34.000 Bring the mic closer to you.
01:58:36.000 When it comes to women attracting men?
01:58:39.000 Yes.
01:58:40.000 For dating advice or attracting men?
01:58:42.000 For dating advice.
01:58:43.000 It could be both.
01:58:44.000 Oh.
01:58:46.000 I'm sorry.
01:58:46.000 I got confused really quickly.
01:58:48.000 Can you please repeat the question?
01:58:49.000 Stupid!
01:58:51.000 So the question is, who gives better dating advice?
01:58:54.000 It could be for a man to attract a woman and then for a woman to attract a man.
01:58:58.000 Who gives better dating advice in those two scenarios?
01:59:01.000 For a woman to attract a man, because you want to know what the man himself wants.
01:59:05.000 Okay.
01:59:06.000 And then for the other one?
01:59:07.000 For the other one, for men to want women, like women to try to attract women.
01:59:12.000 Who should she get advice from?
01:59:13.000 She should get advice from a woman.
01:59:15.000 Because...
01:59:15.000 You mean the guy should get advice from a woman?
01:59:17.000 That's trying to attract a woman?
01:59:18.000 Yes.
01:59:19.000 Because we know the same way...
01:59:21.000 Okay.
01:59:22.000 How many of you agree with those two that you need to go to the gender you're trying to attract?
01:59:27.000 So, in other words, if you're a guy and you want to attract a girl, you need to go to a girl.
01:59:31.000 If you're a girl trying to attract a guy, you need to go to a guy.
01:59:34.000 Both of you, all of you guys agree with that?
01:59:36.000 Okay, you agree with that too?
01:59:38.000 Yeah.
01:59:40.000 No, I think it's a better woman because guys always try to be stronger and then don't like to talk about their feelings.
01:59:48.000 Ah.
01:59:49.000 I feel like...
01:59:51.000 No, like guys don't talk too much about their feelings, you know?
01:59:54.000 But that's the point.
01:59:55.000 So women can open more.
01:59:56.000 So she's the only one that doesn't...
01:59:58.000 Yeah, she's all disagree.
01:59:59.000 Why do you disagree?
02:00:01.000 Because...
02:00:01.000 Actually, wait, before you disagree, tell us what do you think is the better dynamic and then you can explain why.
02:00:06.000 I think the better dynamic is obviously going to be men both answers.
02:00:09.000 Okay.
02:00:09.000 Only because, you know, if you're asking a woman for advice or telling a man, oh, this is how you're going to get a girl, this is how you're going to...
02:00:17.000 I mean, it's pretty easy to get a girl if you really think about it.
02:00:20.000 You can go to the club, you can go outside, you can walk, you can post your bank account, you can do whatever you want.
02:00:25.000 It's pretty simple.
02:00:26.000 If you're looking for a wife, I think a man, we should give the better advice to another man, telling him how to find a traditional woman, what personality traits should you be looking for, what aspects of the woman you should be looking for.
02:00:40.000 So it should really, like, the only advice women can provide is more emotional advice, which don't really matter to men.
02:00:49.000 Would you consider yourself traditional?
02:00:51.000 Yeah.
02:00:51.000 Through and through?
02:00:52.000 Yeah, through and through.
02:00:53.000 Are you a virgin?
02:00:54.000 No, I'm not.
02:00:55.000 So, no.
02:00:55.000 Okay, maybe not through and through.
02:00:57.000 You got me there.
02:00:57.000 Okay.
02:00:58.000 I guess I'm working towards it.
02:00:59.000 Boom!
02:01:00.000 I'm obviously getting older.
02:01:01.000 Thank God that I'm younger and at least studying about this stuff so I can...
02:01:05.000 But at least you understand.
02:01:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:01:06.000 So, this is very interesting.
02:01:08.000 So, all of you think that a woman...
02:01:11.000 We'll give better advice to a guy to attract a woman.
02:01:14.000 Fair?
02:01:14.000 Well, I would say to attract, but to keep, no.
02:01:17.000 But to attract, yes.
02:01:19.000 How to approach a woman and stuff.
02:01:21.000 We'll go on the track.
02:01:22.000 To approach.
02:01:23.000 Okay, fantastic.
02:01:24.000 So, we're going to do a little game here, okay?
02:01:27.000 And I like to play this game.
02:01:28.000 I want to play a game.
02:01:29.000 Anytime women think that, they think that, you know, their advice is good to attract women, right?
02:01:35.000 So, the way this is going to go, and Mo's setting up the mics, uh...
02:01:39.000 We're going to do a hypothetical, right?
02:01:42.000 And what we're going to do is Fresh is going to act like a girl, right?
02:01:46.000 And I want you to walk up to him, right?
02:01:50.000 Or her in this case.
02:01:51.000 And I want you to pretend to be the guy and use your strategies to go ahead and build attraction and get a number and potentially get a date.
02:01:59.000 And honestly, we're not going to be super hard on you and be like, he's not going to act crazy and just curve you off rip.
02:02:04.000 He's going to act like a normal woman will behave.
02:02:07.000 If you met her out in the street or at a club or whatever scenario you want to pick.
02:02:10.000 From Miami.
02:02:11.000 So I'll let you pick the scenario.
02:02:12.000 It could be a beach, it could be a club, it could be a grocery store, whatever you want.
02:02:16.000 And I want you to walk up to him.
02:02:18.000 Pick me up.
02:02:18.000 And build attraction.
02:02:20.000 If you can.
02:02:21.000 And since you guys think that women know what it takes to get a woman, I want to see how you guys do this.
02:02:27.000 Because this is a very revealing experiment whenever we do this.
02:02:30.000 So real quick.
02:02:31.000 Simple.
02:02:32.000 Time and place and we'll set it up.
02:02:34.000 That's it.
02:02:35.000 Yeah.
02:02:35.000 Who wants to go first?
02:02:37.000 I wanna go last.
02:02:39.000 Alright, so I'm gonna go.
02:02:41.000 I'll go first.
02:02:41.000 Are the mics in here?
02:02:43.000 You're at the supermarket.
02:02:44.000 You're picking out peppers, okay?
02:02:45.000 Okay, where's the supermarket?
02:02:47.000 Publix?
02:02:47.000 We in Walmart?
02:02:48.000 It don't matter.
02:02:49.000 You're at a supermarket.
02:02:50.000 Give us a specific place.
02:02:53.000 You're at Stop and Shop.
02:02:55.000 Yeah, Stop and Shop, shopping for some red peppers.
02:02:58.000 You know, for God knows what you're going to use them for.
02:03:01.000 What time is it?
02:03:02.000 It's probably like 6 p.m.
02:03:04.000 Okay.
02:03:05.000 Okay, we got out of work.
02:03:06.000 I also went to go pick up some apples because I'm on my healthiness phase.
02:03:11.000 So you're, you know, you're there standing.
02:03:13.000 Got you.
02:03:14.000 And the reason why we're doing this is because we're actually going to be very fair in the way he responds to you and how he deals with you.
02:03:19.000 We want to know, because obviously, the way a woman's going to respond at a nightclub is going to be drastically different to how she leads you to a grocery store.
02:03:25.000 So, and what we're going to do, just so you understand, we're going to give you very real...
02:03:31.000 Responses to what girls would give.
02:03:33.000 No, it hasn't happened to me, silly.
02:03:35.000 Exactly.
02:03:36.000 And here's the thing.
02:03:36.000 You know what's funny?
02:03:37.000 He's probably going to respond a way that you might have responded to a man approaching you.
02:03:40.000 Yeah, I'm excited.
02:03:41.000 So let's see how you deal with your own objections as a female.
02:03:44.000 Facts.
02:03:45.000 Okay.
02:03:48.000 Oh no, you're going to get up and do this.
02:03:49.000 Are you ready?
02:03:51.000 Oh my god, girl!
02:03:53.000 Let's do this!
02:03:54.000 Sorry.
02:03:55.000 That was really good, actually.
02:03:57.000 Never mind.
02:03:57.000 What's the scenario again?
02:03:58.000 One more time.
02:04:00.000 Stop and go.
02:04:02.000 It's 6pm.
02:04:03.000 After work.
02:04:04.000 Yep.
02:04:05.000 Okay, so I'm going to get out of the way here.
02:04:08.000 Okay.
02:04:08.000 He's first going to be here.
02:04:09.000 I want you to approach him.
02:04:11.000 Once I say, like, go, I want you to approach him and, like, how you would normally do it.
02:04:16.000 Okay.
02:04:16.000 As a guy.
02:04:17.000 Okay.
02:04:17.000 Get out of the way.
02:04:20.000 Okay.
02:04:21.000 All right, so...
02:04:23.000 Excuse me.
02:04:29.000 Can I have this?
02:04:30.000 Got red pepper right there?
02:04:32.000 Oh, yeah.
02:04:32.000 Sure.
02:04:32.000 Go ahead.
02:04:33.000 Oh, thank you.
02:04:35.000 I see you're also looking for red pepper as well.
02:04:39.000 Did you know that actually if you select this type, it will give you more flavor?
02:04:44.000 Really?
02:04:44.000 I'm not sure if you cook, but just, you know, just thought you would want to know.
02:04:49.000 Thank you.
02:04:49.000 I appreciate that.
02:04:50.000 All right.
02:04:51.000 No problem.
02:04:56.000 Oh, I'm so sorry.
02:04:59.000 Oh, that recap.
02:05:02.000 Oh, I'm so sorry.
02:05:04.000 You keep bumping into me.
02:05:06.000 Are you okay?
02:05:07.000 All right, all right, guys.
02:05:09.000 Yeah, this is funny.
02:05:10.000 All right.
02:05:13.000 I'm so sorry about that.
02:05:14.000 You're really close to me.
02:05:16.000 I'm sorry.
02:05:16.000 Am I in your space?
02:05:19.000 I just thought you was really beautiful and I just wanted to approach you.
02:05:23.000 I understand if you don't want to talk back to me, but I just wanted to let you know that.
02:05:28.000 Yeah.
02:05:29.000 Okay.
02:05:29.000 Thank you very much.
02:05:30.000 Thank you.
02:05:30.000 I appreciate it.
02:05:34.000 Sorry, I'm on the phone right now.
02:05:37.000 Thanks.
02:05:38.000 This is hilarious.
02:05:39.000 I can't.
02:05:39.000 Chris, pick up.
02:05:40.000 Chris, pick up.
02:05:42.000 That's it.
02:05:43.000 Hey, girl.
02:05:43.000 I wasn't at it.
02:05:44.000 Yo, so, like, I'll come home right now.
02:05:46.000 Crazy day today, you know?
02:05:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05:49.000 Hello, yeah?
02:05:50.000 This guy's kind of creepy behind me.
02:05:52.000 I'm not going to lie.
02:05:53.000 Oh, really?
02:05:53.000 You guys bumping into me.
02:05:54.000 Really?
02:05:55.000 We're going to go to...
02:05:55.000 Where you at, though?
02:05:56.000 Where you at?
02:05:56.000 I'm at Stop and Go.
02:05:57.000 It's like 6 p.m.
02:05:58.000 here.
02:05:58.000 I'm trying to get out of here real quick.
02:06:00.000 Okay, if I was a dude, I would just leave.
02:06:03.000 That's it.
02:06:04.000 You miss one, you gain something.
02:06:06.000 Alright, girl.
02:06:08.000 You already called me, man.
02:06:11.000 Alright, so Presh, can you tell her what she did wrong?
02:06:12.000 No, for sure.
02:06:14.000 Okay, so first of all, you were mad nervous.
02:06:18.000 I can sense the energy, right?
02:06:19.000 That's what guys do, right?
02:06:20.000 You get nervous.
02:06:21.000 And then, I get it, you were being indirect because you were telling me about Pepper, which is cool.
02:06:25.000 The problem is your segue was terrible.
02:06:27.000 I know, Presh, yeah.
02:06:29.000 Hold on, hold on.
02:06:29.000 So I'm right here.
02:06:30.000 Turn around.
02:06:31.000 You're like this.
02:06:33.000 I know, but...
02:06:34.000 And obviously you just said hi to me and talked to me, so I'm like...
02:06:37.000 Well, you know, you...
02:06:38.000 Let's say five minutes fast.
02:06:39.000 And then you do it three times, I'm like, nigga, I'm right in front of you.
02:06:42.000 No, we had a scene.
02:06:43.000 So you made it awkward from the jump.
02:06:46.000 And then you're so close to me, it's like, yo, I can't even breathe.
02:06:49.000 Facts.
02:06:49.000 So, listen, I get the...
02:06:50.000 I should have read your body language is what it is, correct?
02:06:53.000 Yeah, and also...
02:06:53.000 Everything's body language.
02:06:54.000 The moment I pick up my phone like this, and I'm like...
02:06:56.000 I'm trying to ignore you.
02:06:57.000 So, to be real, though...
02:07:00.000 Confidence to push me was good, but the actual follow through, and the nudging was a total L. Facts, facts.
02:07:06.000 I wouldn't even do a fact.
02:07:07.000 How much if I did that to you?
02:07:08.000 Not facts.
02:07:09.000 You'd be like, what's wrong with this nigga?
02:07:10.000 I agree with that.
02:07:11.000 But definitely body language.
02:07:13.000 So is it easy to get...
02:07:15.000 It's definitely not easy, but it's something that women do admire, the bravery, I feel.
02:07:20.000 Like, for example, I went to Puerto Rico just recently, and And it was packed.
02:07:26.000 It was more, who knows, so many people, right?
02:07:28.000 Out of all those people, literally, just two guys approached us three ladies.
02:07:34.000 Question.
02:07:34.000 Just three.
02:07:35.000 Did they smash?
02:07:35.000 So that takes a lot.
02:07:36.000 No, not at all.
02:07:37.000 There you go.
02:07:38.000 But it takes bravery.
02:07:39.000 Yeah, okay, but ladies want to smash.
02:07:41.000 If you didn't smash it, it's for nothing.
02:07:43.000 Anyhow, nice try.
02:07:44.000 Yeah, facts.
02:07:45.000 Nice try.
02:07:45.000 So, not as easy as you think it is, right?
02:07:48.000 Definitely not.
02:07:49.000 I got this.
02:07:50.000 So, okay, who wants to go next?
02:07:52.000 Who's next?
02:07:52.000 I got this.
02:07:53.000 I got this.
02:07:54.000 Okay.
02:07:55.000 Hold on, you said that men give better...
02:07:56.000 Well, I want one of the girls that said that women give better advice first.
02:07:59.000 I think I got this, though.
02:08:00.000 So, I want one of the girls that said that women do it better.
02:08:03.000 Oh, you want to do it?
02:08:04.000 Okay.
02:08:04.000 So, before we...
02:08:07.000 In this scenario, you're going to have two guys, two girls now.
02:08:10.000 Because let's be honest here.
02:08:10.000 Girls aren't by themselves often.
02:08:12.000 They're typically with another girl.
02:08:14.000 So, I want you to pick up Chris, and he's going to be with Fresh.
02:08:17.000 Oh, wow.
02:08:17.000 So, now you've got to deal with two people.
02:08:19.000 Because, let's be honest, girls are always with someone else.
02:08:21.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:08:21.000 So, I need you to break through and introduce yourself and build attraction with both the girls.
02:08:26.000 And the other thing, too, I want to say, guys, real quick...
02:08:29.000 Quick little break here while they set up for the next one.
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02:09:04.000 Yes.
02:09:05.000 Yeah.
02:09:05.000 You want to do it?
02:09:06.000 Yeah.
02:09:06.000 So guys, we're going to transition over to Rumble right now for the second scenario.
02:09:09.000 Am I staying in the second scenario?
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02:09:12.000 Yeah, so we're going to cut to Rumble.
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02:09:24.000 Yeah.
02:09:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:09:27.000 We can get off...
02:09:28.000 Fresh, you want to get off X too?
02:09:29.000 Yeah.
02:09:29.000 Okay.
02:09:30.000 Guys, only Rumble.
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02:09:37.000 We're going to drop the link in there for you guys right now.
02:09:39.000 Yeah, F YouTube.
02:09:41.000 Come on over to Rumble.
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02:09:49.000 So come on over to Rumble.
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02:09:52.000 You can press one, man.
02:09:55.000 One.
02:09:55.000 Oh, camera one?
02:09:56.000 Oh, shit.
02:09:57.000 Okay, my bad.
02:09:59.000 I should have did that.
02:10:01.000 Okay.
02:10:02.000 I'm the producer now.
02:10:05.000 So, are we clear?
02:10:06.000 Are we on rumble?
02:10:06.000 So, what's the location, time, and place?
02:10:11.000 You're before me at a Starbucks line.
02:10:14.000 Okay.
02:10:14.000 Okay?
02:10:16.000 Alright.
02:10:16.000 Okay, Starbucks.
02:10:17.000 Okay.
02:10:17.000 And then real quick, just so you guys...
02:10:20.000 You know what?
02:10:20.000 Both you girls can stay there so you guys can help each other out.
02:10:22.000 That's fine.
02:10:24.000 So she'll be your wingman.
02:10:25.000 Okay?
02:10:25.000 So you'll have a wingman and it'll be two girls.
02:10:27.000 The other thing I also want to say is, guys, come on over to Rumble.
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02:10:58.000 Without further ado, go ahead.
02:11:00.000 We'll go into the roll.
02:11:01.000 So, you're going to try to pick up Chris Mello.
02:11:03.000 Let's see how you do it.
02:11:04.000 We're in roll.
02:11:05.000 Go ahead.
02:11:06.000 No, you can't be drinking from something, because you're about to order something.
02:11:09.000 Okay, okay, okay.
02:11:10.000 Okay?
02:11:10.000 So we're just in line.
02:11:12.000 Hey, beautiful.
02:11:12.000 Yeah, can I have a latte, pumpkin spice, some basic bitch?
02:11:17.000 Oh, latte, pumpkin spice, some basic bitch, with sprinkles and...
02:11:21.000 What do you want, girl?
02:11:24.000 Vanilla chai latte.
02:11:25.000 Vanilla chai latte?
02:11:26.000 Okay, cool.
02:11:26.000 Okay.
02:11:28.000 Christina and Freshina.
02:11:30.000 Thank you!
02:11:32.000 You want anything else?
02:11:33.000 That's it, bitch.
02:11:34.000 Okay.
02:11:35.000 And I'll pay for it.
02:11:35.000 Make sure to put it on my tab.
02:11:37.000 Thank you.
02:11:39.000 That was so nice.
02:11:44.000 I'll get the same ass pretty lady over here.
02:11:46.000 Thank you.
02:11:48.000 Thank you.
02:11:51.000 Before you go, do you mind if I get your number real quick?
02:11:55.000 I don't know you.
02:11:56.000 Uh, you can get to know me.
02:11:58.000 Okay.
02:11:58.000 Here's my Instagram.
02:11:59.000 Of course, yeah.
02:12:00.000 We love that.
02:12:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:12:01.000 There you go.
02:12:02.000 Here's my Snapchat.
02:12:03.000 Thank you.
02:12:03.000 Make sure to text me.
02:12:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:12:05.000 I'd love to take you on a date, by the way.
02:12:06.000 Okay, thank you.
02:12:07.000 Of course.
02:12:08.000 Take me on my Lambo.
02:12:09.000 All right.
02:12:10.000 Oh, your Lambo.
02:12:10.000 Oh, yeah, Lambo.
02:12:12.000 What color?
02:12:13.000 Tipped $50.
02:12:14.000 Jeez, ninjas.
02:12:15.000 Girls truly have no game and live life on easy mode.
02:12:21.000 You guys, keep going.
02:12:23.000 Anything you want to say to the gentleman?
02:12:27.000 He has a Lambo.
02:12:31.000 What's your name?
02:12:32.000 What do you have for Lambo?
02:12:33.000 Why do I have a Lambo?
02:12:36.000 I sell cars.
02:12:38.000 I have a very...
02:12:39.000 Thank you!
02:12:44.000 I have a good company where I just sell cars and stuff.
02:12:48.000 I sell very expensive cars.
02:12:50.000 Oops, I dropped my hat.
02:12:51.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
02:12:52.000 Let me get that for you.
02:12:53.000 Oh, my ass hurts.
02:12:55.000 Oh, your ass hurts?
02:12:56.000 Sorry.
02:12:56.000 Girl, BBL is on point?
02:12:58.000 I'm sorry.
02:12:58.000 Okay.
02:12:59.000 Alright, so you got my Instagram.
02:13:03.000 We have our drinks.
02:13:04.000 Anything else?
02:13:06.000 Well, you look really pretty.
02:13:08.000 That's all I wanted to say.
02:13:09.000 Oh, thank you.
02:13:09.000 Of course.
02:13:10.000 I hope you have a beautiful night.
02:13:11.000 Okay.
02:13:12.000 Almost as beautiful as you.
02:13:13.000 Thank you.
02:13:16.000 Oh yeah, well, I mean, you know, I'm kind of hungry, though.
02:13:20.000 Oh, let's go right now.
02:13:22.000 Do you want to go out to a place?
02:13:24.000 Poppy Steak!
02:13:25.000 Poppy Steak!
02:13:26.000 Poppy Steak, let's go!
02:13:28.000 Oh my god, Poppy Steak!
02:13:29.000 Poppy Steak!
02:13:31.000 Okay, let's go.
02:13:32.000 Alright, fast forward.
02:13:33.000 Bitch, we need to go in the chains first.
02:13:35.000 Oh, I can take you guys home.
02:13:37.000 I'll wait and everything.
02:13:38.000 Don't worry about it.
02:13:40.000 We drove, we drove.
02:13:41.000 Wait, she wants an outfit on the way?
02:13:43.000 I have a cash app.
02:13:45.000 The cash app?
02:13:47.000 No, the cash app though?
02:13:48.000 Are you going to cash app me first?
02:13:50.000 What do you mean?
02:13:50.000 Am I going to cash app?
02:13:51.000 Yeah, because you want to go as an outfit, right?
02:13:52.000 I'll buy you.
02:13:53.000 Oh, you want to go with us?
02:13:55.000 Yeah, do you guys want us to take you shopping real quick?
02:13:56.000 Yeah, yeah, sure.
02:13:57.000 It's the Brooklyn Mall.
02:13:59.000 What store?
02:14:00.000 Actually, I know something better.
02:14:02.000 Again, we have VIP reservation at Fresco.
02:14:04.000 We can go through there.
02:14:05.000 There's going to be a store.
02:14:06.000 Pass the mic to her so they can hear you.
02:14:08.000 Melo, pass the mic to her when she's talking.
02:14:09.000 Again, you know, there's going to be a store.
02:14:12.000 There's also a store there if you would like.
02:14:14.000 And then we can go to the reservation, yeah?
02:14:18.000 Yeah, okay.
02:14:18.000 Okay, that sounds awesome.
02:14:20.000 So fast forward, we bought the stuff, we bought like 20 racks.
02:14:24.000 No, no, no, but you know, we fast forward and we bought some clothes, like five sacks.
02:14:29.000 Okay, now we're at Poppy's Steak right now.
02:14:30.000 What's up?
02:14:31.000 Oh, so what did you guys do earlier today?
02:14:34.000 Fresh.
02:14:35.000 Let's order something fresh.
02:14:35.000 You know, something first, okay?
02:14:36.000 Papi steak.
02:14:37.000 What do you want?
02:14:38.000 I want the biggest that you have.
02:14:40.000 I want two drinks.
02:14:43.000 Two espresso martinis.
02:14:44.000 You want one two, right, bitch?
02:14:45.000 I want three.
02:14:45.000 Okay, give us like four.
02:14:48.000 I'll get fucked up, girl, for this.
02:14:50.000 Yeah.
02:14:51.000 Also, I want the mac and cheese.
02:14:53.000 I want the fish.
02:14:56.000 And I want also as well...
02:14:57.000 Why do you not try the...
02:15:00.000 The calamari is really good too.
02:15:01.000 They stop eating so much, it gives you gas.
02:15:04.000 It's okay.
02:15:05.000 It's free food, bitch.
02:15:05.000 Okay.
02:15:06.000 Pack it up later on.
02:15:08.000 Okay, cool.
02:15:09.000 Alright.
02:15:09.000 Alright.
02:15:10.000 Love you all.
02:15:11.000 Thank you so much.
02:15:12.000 So now we're eating now?
02:15:13.000 We're eating, we're eating, we're finished.
02:15:14.000 Alright.
02:15:15.000 We had a good time.
02:15:18.000 How was the food?
02:15:18.000 The food was awesome.
02:15:19.000 I'm glad.
02:15:20.000 I'm really glad you did it.
02:15:20.000 Listen, we have work tomorrow, so we have to go.
02:15:23.000 But thank you for dinner.
02:15:25.000 Of course.
02:15:26.000 Do you guys need a ride home?
02:15:28.000 What is Uber?
02:15:29.000 Oh, let us pay for Uber.
02:15:30.000 Oh, thank you.
02:15:31.000 Of course.
02:15:32.000 Can you put it to Club Live?
02:15:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
02:15:35.000 Whatever you guys want.
02:15:36.000 Thank you.
02:15:36.000 Because I live close by there, so it's just easier that way.
02:15:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:15:39.000 That's totally fine.
02:15:39.000 Thank you.
02:15:40.000 Well, make sure to text me again next time you guys want to go out.
02:15:43.000 Okay.
02:15:43.000 Thank you.
02:15:44.000 Of course.
02:15:45.000 Nice meeting you.
02:15:46.000 No problem.
02:15:47.000 Bye.
02:15:47.000 Bye.
02:15:48.000 These dumb niggas.
02:15:50.000 Oh my God.
02:15:51.000 What the fuck?
02:15:53.000 Yo, oh my God.
02:15:55.000 So fresh.
02:15:56.000 You want to tell them?
02:15:57.000 Thanks, Tony, girl.
02:15:58.000 Yeah, fresh.
02:15:59.000 When do you guys want to explain to them how they royally fucked that one up?
02:16:03.000 So, honestly, the approach in Miami is typical, and it does make the girl want to say yes and go with you.
02:16:10.000 The problem is to close the girl, you can't just give them luxury and lifestyle.
02:16:14.000 You need to give them a reason to want to fuck with you.
02:16:16.000 Granted, though, you gave us options to say, okay, we can get free stuff from shopping with you and food at a pop restaurant.
02:16:24.000 So who would say no to that?
02:16:26.000 And then I can say I have to go to work or go somewhere else and get free food and clothes.
02:16:31.000 Why not?
02:16:32.000 And then you let us make the day happen.
02:16:35.000 You know, say, I want to go, you know, some clothes.
02:16:37.000 I want this.
02:16:38.000 And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:16:39.000 We told you where to go.
02:16:41.000 As a man, you gotta tell me where to go.
02:16:42.000 If not, I'm gonna control everything and fuck you up.
02:16:44.000 I finesse you.
02:16:45.000 Yo, see why now we should never listen to female dating advice?
02:16:49.000 Oh my god, Myron.
02:16:51.000 Should have proven it to you guys that you guys really don't know.
02:16:53.000 Like, here's the thing.
02:16:54.000 You just did all the shit you're not supposed to do, and now they used you, and now you're down thousands of dollars.
02:16:59.000 Like, easily, you guys probably lost 10k doing this shit.
02:17:02.000 That is true.
02:17:03.000 FYI. In Miami.
02:17:05.000 So, uh, yeah.
02:17:08.000 Here, you want to take this?
02:17:09.000 Was there anybody else?
02:17:11.000 Me.
02:17:12.000 Let's do her.
02:17:13.000 I got this.
02:17:16.000 Come on, my arena!
02:17:20.000 My arena!
02:17:23.000 Let's go!
02:17:24.000 I got this.
02:17:24.000 I can do this alone.
02:17:25.000 I got this.
02:17:26.000 Alright.
02:17:27.000 Okay, what's the scenario then?
02:17:28.000 I can do this alone.
02:17:30.000 You're gonna wing her?
02:17:32.000 Oh, okay, okay.
02:17:33.000 Yeah, this is actually...
02:17:33.000 Yeah, this is realistic.
02:17:35.000 Yeah, what's the time and the place?
02:17:37.000 Time in the place, Mary Brickle Village, 11.30pm.
02:17:40.000 Goddamn, at night?
02:17:41.000 At night.
02:17:41.000 Okay, so right in front of the club, I guess.
02:17:44.000 Hold on.
02:17:45.000 Like, they're like, you know that pathway?
02:17:47.000 Right in front of Blue Martini.
02:17:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17:49.000 So the people know.
02:17:50.000 Let me let the people know what this is.
02:17:52.000 So, this place, guys, is a little area where there's a bunch of little shops and stuff like that.
02:17:56.000 There's a lounge called Blue Martini right there.
02:17:59.000 So, there's loud music and shit like that.
02:18:01.000 Yeah, you have to zoom this camera out.
02:18:03.000 Okay.
02:18:05.000 Nigga's so damn tall.
02:18:06.000 Too tall.
02:18:07.000 So that's kind of what it is.
02:18:09.000 Okay, so we're both there.
02:18:10.000 We just came out of Blue Martini.
02:18:11.000 Sorry, so let's see.
02:18:14.000 We're going to have our backs turned to her, so let's see how she does this.
02:18:18.000 Taking pictures, setting up where we're going to go next.
02:18:21.000 This nigga really took the selfie.
02:18:23.000 No!
02:18:25.000 Okay.
02:18:26.000 Greetings, huss.
02:18:28.000 Y'all look mighty fine today, and I got a section at Vendome.
02:18:31.000 I think y'all should slide.
02:18:32.000 But first, let me get a 360, so...
02:18:36.000 Excuse me?
02:18:37.000 No, like, we got a section at Vendome, I got a Getty after, it's open crib.
02:18:42.000 Let's go.
02:18:44.000 No!
02:18:45.000 Done.
02:18:45.000 Yeah, what the fuck?
02:18:47.000 It works, it works.
02:18:49.000 Yeah, they'll just pull them away and walk.
02:18:51.000 It works.
02:18:52.000 It's like, yo, cause here's the thing, this is what she did, right?
02:18:55.000 So I don't know her, or well him in this case, I'm the girl.
02:18:58.000 Like, it's 1130 at night.
02:19:00.000 She grabs me by the arm like this and pulls me like this.
02:19:03.000 I'm like, what the fuck?
02:19:03.000 Yeah.
02:19:04.000 And then she's like, oh, y'all look fine, blah, blah, blah.
02:19:06.000 Already on some creeper shit.
02:19:07.000 Clearly you see us that we're on the phone and like taking selfies and shit.
02:19:10.000 Okay, yeah, you're right, yeah.
02:19:11.000 And most of the time when a girl's outside of a club, you know this, right?
02:19:14.000 Or any of the girls here know this.
02:19:15.000 You're setting up your next play.
02:19:16.000 You're going to go to the club.
02:19:17.000 You're figuring shit out.
02:19:18.000 And then she goes, oh, I got a section at Van Dome, blah, blah, blah.
02:19:20.000 I'm like...
02:19:21.000 Man, we already got 20 guys that got a section for us, and we know them, so we got a promoter.
02:19:24.000 We're not going to go with you.
02:19:25.000 And you just touched me randomly.
02:19:27.000 Assaults!
02:19:27.000 Yeah.
02:19:28.000 Assaults!
02:19:28.000 So, yeah, like, any situation like that, she's just going to grab her phone and walk away.
02:19:32.000 Yeah, they do not do.
02:19:33.000 On point.
02:19:34.000 Yeah.
02:19:34.000 Anyway, who else wants to see how useless they are?
02:19:37.000 That's a fail.
02:19:38.000 Ouch.
02:19:38.000 Oh my god.
02:19:39.000 Bro, that's it, that's it.
02:19:40.000 That's it.
02:19:41.000 We don't miss.
02:19:42.000 We don't miss.
02:19:43.000 Here's the thing.
02:19:44.000 We didn't even give you guys hard objections.
02:19:47.000 This is how women behave.
02:19:48.000 You guys have probably done this shit to dudes too.
02:19:50.000 We didn't even act crazy.
02:19:51.000 We actually entertained conversations sometimes unless I felt like my safety was being threatened with her.
02:19:56.000 Grabbing at me and shit at 11.30pm.
02:20:01.000 I was going to say, my point was...
02:20:07.000 That I wanted to make is, I don't think women should give dating advice ever.
02:20:10.000 I think you guys suck at everything when it comes to that, and I'll explain why.
02:20:13.000 So, when it comes to attracting a woman as a guy, right, clearly you guys can't do it.
02:20:18.000 Like, you guys could give advice, but what I've realized with women is, when asked girls, hey, give me some advice to be a more attractive guy.
02:20:24.000 What do you guys say?
02:20:25.000 Be nice, be a gentleman, get her some flowers, be yourself.
02:20:29.000 None of that shit actually works.
02:20:30.000 And then when I actually put the rubber to the road and say, okay, I want you to behave like the guy and try to get the girl, y'all don't know what to do, right?
02:20:36.000 Because women don't know what it takes to actually be attractive as a man.
02:20:41.000 You guys know what's nice, what you like, but you don't know what's actually arousing.
02:20:44.000 Also, it seems easy, but practicality and practical stuff of doing it, you don't know because, okay, guy coaches you, it goes well, okay, that was easy.
02:20:52.000 But you don't know what he did, the whole process to actually make it happen and make it easy for you.
02:20:56.000 And typically, the guy that fails is like, oh, it's super easy.
02:20:59.000 I don't like this guy.
02:21:00.000 He's weird.
02:21:01.000 But you don't know why he's weird or why, for example, he was successful.
02:21:04.000 Here's the other thing.
02:21:05.000 What's your favorite food?
02:21:07.000 I like tacos a lot.
02:21:09.000 Tacos.
02:21:09.000 I like pasta.
02:21:11.000 Pasta.
02:21:12.000 Pasta, steak.
02:21:13.000 Pasta.
02:21:13.000 Everything.
02:21:14.000 You?
02:21:15.000 Fufu with a goosey soup.
02:21:16.000 Everything.
02:21:18.000 What's fufu?
02:21:19.000 What about you?
02:21:19.000 I don't know what fufu is.
02:21:20.000 Soup.
02:21:20.000 I like matzo balls and gefilte fish with horseradish.
02:21:26.000 The point is, you go to your favorite restaurant, right?
02:21:29.000 And you eat your favorite food.
02:21:30.000 You don't know what the chef had to do in the background to make that food taste that way.
02:21:35.000 Seasoning.
02:21:36.000 You just enjoy the end product.
02:21:37.000 That's kind of how it is with men.
02:21:39.000 Women don't really know what it takes for a guy to be attractive.
02:21:42.000 They don't understand that male that they see in front of them that's being charismatic and has risen and everything.
02:21:48.000 They don't realize that that guy had to go through hundreds if not thousands of hours of practicing and being more attractive and putting himself in a position Where he can actually be that guy.
02:21:57.000 Like men don't wake up and say, I'm gonna be attractive now.
02:22:00.000 Like we don't get that benefit.
02:22:01.000 We have to go out there, learn, take L's, build ourselves up to do this.
02:22:06.000 So a lot of times when you meet that guy and he's like, oh my God, he's so dreamy.
02:22:09.000 Trust me, he failed many times to get to that point.
02:22:11.000 And you guys just saw it now.
02:22:13.000 You guys think you know what women want, but when the rubber meets the road, you're like, Fuck, this is weird.
02:22:17.000 This is crazy.
02:22:18.000 And we were being nice.
02:22:20.000 Girls are a lot more dismissive.
02:22:21.000 A lot of times it's like they'll just walk away or they'll curb you or no thanks.
02:22:25.000 So...
02:22:27.000 So I just find it interesting when girls say, oh yeah, women are better at giving advice.
02:22:30.000 And I always say, you don't ask the fish, you ask the fishermen.
02:22:32.000 And that exercise proves that every single time.
02:22:34.000 That girls really don't know what it takes to be attractive as a man.
02:22:37.000 Then on the other end, when it comes to a woman getting a guy, obviously men are superior for that because we'll tell you what it takes to actually keep a guy long term.
02:22:46.000 Girls give each other terrible advice.
02:22:48.000 Oh, fuck him, girl.
02:22:49.000 He's a bum.
02:22:49.000 Or, hey, why are you still with him?
02:22:50.000 He's a loser.
02:22:51.000 Or this other shit.
02:22:52.000 What I've realized with girls is you guys give each other very destructive advice.
02:22:56.000 Girls will be quick to tell your girl to break up with him.
02:22:58.000 Yeah.
02:22:59.000 Like, you guys don't try to find a way to, like, keep them together.
02:23:01.000 Y'all say, you could do better.
02:23:03.000 Just leave.
02:23:04.000 Yeah.
02:23:04.000 That's what girls do.
02:23:05.000 Like, women are, like, way more likely.
02:23:07.000 Well, you guys break up way more in relationships than we do anyway.
02:23:09.000 Like, men almost never leave women.
02:23:11.000 Women always leave men, though.
02:23:12.000 The grass is all green on the other side.
02:23:13.000 So, yeah.
02:23:14.000 So, yeah.
02:23:15.000 So, I genuinely believe that men, most of the time, are just better at both.
02:23:18.000 Like, with giving advice on how to get girls and giving advice on how to keep a man for women.
02:23:24.000 So, anyway.
02:23:25.000 All right.
02:23:25.000 Maybe I would be a virgin if I was a man.
02:23:28.000 I guarantee if I took you guys and put you in a male's body, you guys would be sexless.
02:23:35.000 You guys would literally be struggling.
02:23:37.000 Yeah, you assaulted us.
02:23:41.000 What else?
02:23:42.000 Okay, ladies, you think dating advice in general is better for...
02:23:45.000 Oh, we got that one.
02:23:47.000 Ladies, be with a loyal man making 50...
02:23:49.000 Yeah, y'all some assholes, man.
02:23:51.000 Is that right?
02:23:52.000 I don't know what that is.
02:23:53.000 Reformed underscore Calvinist.
02:23:56.000 Tipped $35.
02:23:57.000 Guys, I think feminism is predicted in the Bible.
02:24:01.000 Gen 316 God cursed Eve after she ate the forbidden fruit stating, Your desire shall be for your husband.
02:24:09.000 Okay.
02:24:10.000 I'm not a Bible guy fresh.
02:24:11.000 What do you think?
02:24:12.000 Agreed?
02:24:12.000 I can see where he's going with that.
02:24:15.000 Because Eve's arrogance to be equal or to put aside God's orders, to think she can bypass that, which is equality basically, could lead to that.
02:24:27.000 So I can see where he's coming from.
02:24:29.000 Alright.
02:24:30.000 What do we got here?
02:24:31.000 What's up next?
02:24:33.000 Okay, think about this.
02:24:35.000 It's very rare that someone would actually replace or throw out a working dishwasher unless it stops working or starts making noise.
02:24:40.000 Same thing with a woman.
02:24:42.000 What the fuck, bro?
02:24:44.000 FNF hadn't used makeup remover on the ladies in a while.
02:24:46.000 Name three countries.
02:24:48.000 Alright, three countries.
02:24:50.000 We'll start here with Argentina.
02:24:51.000 That was a good one.
02:24:52.000 Three countries.
02:24:52.000 Spain, Netherlands, and Germany.
02:24:56.000 Alright, cool.
02:24:58.000 New Zealand, Brazil, and Vatican City.
02:25:02.000 Alright.
02:25:02.000 What about you?
02:25:04.000 I will go to Argentina.
02:25:07.000 Sorry, I wish I told you this.
02:25:09.000 No Argentina, no United States, no Mexico, or a country that someone else named.
02:25:13.000 Okay.
02:25:15.000 Italy, Greece, Spain.
02:25:19.000 She said Spain.
02:25:21.000 One more.
02:25:24.000 Ten hours later.
02:25:26.000 Finland.
02:25:29.000 United Kingdom.
02:25:31.000 Um...
02:25:32.000 Japan.
02:25:33.000 Konnichiwa.
02:25:34.000 Costa Rica.
02:25:36.000 Alright, okay.
02:25:37.000 You?
02:25:38.000 Damn.
02:25:38.000 I was gonna say one of those.
02:25:40.000 There's many more.
02:25:42.000 Guatemala.
02:25:43.000 Peru.
02:25:46.000 One more?
02:25:47.000 One more.
02:25:48.000 Um...
02:25:53.000 China.
02:25:53.000 Alright.
02:25:55.000 I struggled like last time, you remember?
02:25:57.000 Wait, she got that from the chat?
02:25:58.000 No, no, no.
02:25:58.000 I didn't.
02:25:59.000 One more.
02:26:00.000 I swear I didn't.
02:26:01.000 You guys can look.
02:26:02.000 Nah, I don't see it here.
02:26:03.000 You don't see it?
02:26:03.000 Nah.
02:26:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:26:08.000 China was here.
02:26:09.000 One more.
02:26:12.000 Which one?
02:26:16.000 Puerto Rico.
02:26:18.000 Alright, you're fired, bro.
02:26:22.000 I know you got this.
02:26:29.000 Three countries, please.
02:26:30.000 Repeat the question again.
02:26:31.000 Just name three countries.
02:26:32.000 Name three countries?
02:26:33.000 Okay.
02:26:34.000 Dominican Republic, Haiti, Nigeria.
02:26:36.000 You can't use DR because she's from there.
02:26:38.000 Okay.
02:26:39.000 One more.
02:26:40.000 I will say Haiti, Nigeria, and I will say Canada.
02:26:44.000 Yep.
02:26:45.000 Can't use Canada.
02:26:46.000 What?
02:26:46.000 Why?
02:26:47.000 We said it.
02:26:47.000 Can't use Canada.
02:26:49.000 Nobody say that.
02:26:50.000 We said you can't use U.S., Canada, or Mexico.
02:26:51.000 Okay, one more.
02:26:52.000 One more, one more.
02:26:52.000 Did I not say Canada?
02:26:53.000 No.
02:26:53.000 No.
02:26:53.000 You didn't say it.
02:26:54.000 I didn't?
02:26:55.000 No.
02:26:55.000 So that's life.
02:26:56.000 That's life.
02:26:57.000 Thank you.
02:26:57.000 We can give it to her.
02:26:58.000 I mean, come on.
02:26:58.000 I mean, she got authority.
02:26:59.000 That's fine.
02:27:00.000 All right.
02:27:01.000 Good job.
02:27:01.000 Damn, bro.
02:27:02.000 We almost had...
02:27:02.000 I was excited because I thought we were going to finally...
02:27:05.000 For many shows, by the way, we haven't had a show where someone named three countries every time.
02:27:10.000 Listen, the thing is, you can literally go back and look.
02:27:11.000 I was not looking at the charts.
02:27:14.000 But you said Puerto Rico, though.
02:27:16.000 Yes, I know.
02:27:17.000 I'm stupid for that.
02:27:18.000 But the first three, I was not looking at it.
02:27:20.000 Accountability?
02:27:22.000 Accountability?
02:27:22.000 I was excited.
02:27:25.000 I literally thought we were going to have a record.
02:27:27.000 Because what?
02:27:28.000 It's been like...
02:27:28.000 I'm sorry.
02:27:29.000 Bro, it's got to be at least 50 to 100 shows that a girl hasn't...
02:27:33.000 The whole panel hasn't named three countries.
02:27:35.000 You know what's funny?
02:27:36.000 The show we do, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
02:27:38.000 People were sharing that shit all over.
02:27:40.000 Oh, really?
02:27:40.000 TikTok everywhere.
02:27:41.000 Girls were actually laughing, too.
02:27:42.000 They were like, it can't be this dumb.
02:27:46.000 Alright, what's left?
02:27:48.000 Okay, who let the...
02:27:50.000 What?
02:27:51.000 We're on Rumble now, what is it?
02:27:52.000 Oh, wetback mechanic.
02:27:53.000 Oh, wetback mechanic on the show?
02:27:54.000 Bruh, some of these women on the show are dogs.
02:27:57.000 Bow wow.
02:27:58.000 What the fuck?
02:27:59.000 Alright, chat stop being so mean towards the girl next to Fresh.
02:28:01.000 She clearly has a lot on her plate.
02:28:04.000 I do.
02:28:05.000 And I like it, baby.
02:28:07.000 So this is the thing.
02:28:08.000 Let me tell you.
02:28:11.000 Yeah, let me tell y'all something.
02:28:13.000 Because this is the thing.
02:28:15.000 Y'all don't get creative.
02:28:17.000 Baby, I've been fat.
02:28:19.000 I've been thick my whole life.
02:28:20.000 Reformed underscore Calvinist.
02:28:21.000 Tipped $35.
02:28:23.000 But don't worry, fellas.
02:28:25.000 We know how feminism ends.
02:28:27.000 The same verse finishes with God stating, but he shall rule over you.
02:28:32.000 Patriarchy win in the end.
02:28:34.000 Facts, bro.
02:28:34.000 Fair enough.
02:28:35.000 Okay, so this is the thing.
02:28:37.000 I've been thinking my whole life, I don't care about what y'all say about my body weight.
02:28:45.000 Like, what?
02:28:46.000 I don't care.
02:28:48.000 Like, that's what I'm saying.
02:28:49.000 Be creative.
02:28:50.000 I'm good with my body, baby.
02:28:52.000 I got places for you to grab.
02:28:54.000 And things like that.
02:28:56.000 There are men that are okay with skinny women.
02:29:00.000 And there are men that are okay with fat women.
02:29:03.000 Or thick women.
02:29:04.000 So...
02:29:04.000 I'm like, this is the thing.
02:29:06.000 If you think on the show that I'm gonna be, ugh, because being big or like body shaming or things like that, you have to do better, man.
02:29:17.000 Like, be creative.
02:29:18.000 I'm good with my body.
02:29:19.000 I love my thickness.
02:29:21.000 I have a question, though.
02:29:22.000 I don't like to be skinny.
02:29:25.000 I love my thickness, baby.
02:29:26.000 That's it.
02:29:27.000 Okay, but I have a question.
02:29:28.000 Be creative.
02:29:29.000 Yeah.
02:29:29.000 My question is, what if you and your man, you wake up in the morning, he's like, damn, I want to go on a three-mile hike up a mountain.
02:29:36.000 Would you be able to do that?
02:29:38.000 Baby, have you done that in your life?
02:29:40.000 Yes, I have.
02:29:40.000 You've been skinny.
02:29:41.000 I have, yes, I have.
02:29:42.000 I do, too, in Dominican Republic.
02:29:44.000 I hiked up three miles.
02:29:45.000 I have done that in Dominican Republic.
02:29:47.000 You know, in Puerto Plata, when you have to go from the...
02:29:51.000 Oh, they have high hills, for sure.
02:29:52.000 I did that.
02:29:55.000 I don't know.
02:29:58.000 It just lowers your life expectancy.
02:30:01.000 No, no, no.
02:30:01.000 Let me tell you.
02:30:02.000 Your body weight doesn't mean your strength when you do it.
02:30:08.000 Yeah, it does.
02:30:09.000 It helps your cardio when you're skinny.
02:30:11.000 You don't die as fast.
02:30:13.000 You know, your cholesterol levels are down.
02:30:15.000 You're not susceptible to heart attacks.
02:30:17.000 Diabetes.
02:30:18.000 It's bad either way.
02:30:19.000 It depends if you eat sugar, if you eat gluten.
02:30:22.000 Maybe I'm biased because I just believe that there's no excuse why you can't go to the gym or run.
02:30:27.000 But it's also optional, no?
02:30:28.000 That's on you!
02:30:29.000 I mean, it's optional, but if you're looking for a high-value man, I don't think he's going to choose you.
02:30:33.000 That's on you.
02:30:34.000 I don't, baby.
02:30:35.000 I love my body how it is.
02:30:37.000 Okay, that's good for you, but look where Lizzo's at.
02:30:40.000 And Lisa is better than you.
02:30:42.000 She got more money than you.
02:30:43.000 No, she's not.
02:30:43.000 She's a stupid liberal.
02:30:45.000 That's what you think.
02:30:46.000 I want to raise her.
02:30:47.000 Do you want to raise me?
02:30:47.000 That's what you think.
02:30:48.000 I love Lisa.
02:30:49.000 Lisa has her own shit.
02:30:52.000 I do too.
02:30:52.000 She got her money more than you.
02:30:55.000 Doesn't she have a man?
02:30:55.000 She don't care about half that.
02:30:57.000 She's living her own life.
02:31:00.000 You see, this is the thing.
02:31:02.000 We're talking about the same thing people talking about.
02:31:05.000 Body shaming.
02:31:06.000 Body shaming my ass, baby.
02:31:08.000 It's not body shaming.
02:31:09.000 It's just caring about your health.
02:31:10.000 I'm caring about my health.
02:31:11.000 Do you know how I eat?
02:31:14.000 Do you know what I eat?
02:31:15.000 No.
02:31:16.000 All the time, things...
02:31:18.000 The chat wants you to step on a scale.
02:31:20.000 Will you step on a scale?
02:31:23.000 I don't care.
02:31:24.000 I can't.
02:31:25.000 So this is the thing.
02:31:26.000 Let me tell you something.
02:31:27.000 Not when, Trump.
02:31:28.000 You can say, oh, you might eat pizza, you might eat pasta, you might...
02:31:32.000 Baby, I'm allergic to gluten, I don't eat that shit.
02:31:34.000 So where did it go wrong?
02:31:36.000 Huh?
02:31:36.000 Where did it, like, what went wrong?
02:31:38.000 That's on your perspective.
02:31:40.000 But that's on my perspective.
02:31:41.000 That's what I'm looking at in front of me.
02:31:42.000 Baby, you think being fat is a problem?
02:31:46.000 That's all your insecurities, not mine.
02:31:49.000 Why are you laughing?
02:31:49.000 You are concerned about my health?
02:31:53.000 I'm just going to say, the countries with the hardest working laborers are not fat.
02:31:58.000 You know, the US has a problem.
02:32:00.000 I believe, you know, with the McDonald's, the fast food, this, that.
02:32:03.000 It's creating everybody to be fat.
02:32:04.000 Everybody's lazy, they're fat, they want to eat.
02:32:06.000 Alright, so I got the scale here.
02:32:07.000 Yeah, let's go.
02:32:08.000 I will step on it too.
02:32:09.000 Don't worry.
02:32:09.000 Okay.
02:32:10.000 Do you want me to go first or you want to go first?
02:32:12.000 I can go first.
02:32:13.000 I don't care about that.
02:32:14.000 I'm telling you.
02:32:14.000 I don't care.
02:32:15.000 Chris, it's time.
02:32:16.000 I don't care about that.
02:32:18.000 Let Chris do it too.
02:32:19.000 No, I'm good, man.
02:32:20.000 Come on, man.
02:32:21.000 No, I'm fine, bro.
02:32:22.000 Let me know, man.
02:32:23.000 You good?
02:32:24.000 Once I hit zero, then step on it.
02:32:26.000 Go ahead.
02:32:26.000 Okay, let's do that.
02:32:28.000 I'm Gucci with my wife.
02:32:30.000 Let's go.
02:32:30.000 That's what I'm talking about.
02:32:31.000 Self-love.
02:32:32.000 There you go.
02:32:35.000 Wait, wait, hold on.
02:32:36.000 224. Ole!
02:32:39.000 224?
02:32:39.000 That's my weight.
02:32:40.000 Yeah, and I love it.
02:32:43.000 Baby, that's the thing.
02:32:45.000 If you feel insecure about your body, that's how you...
02:32:49.000 I'm not.
02:32:50.000 I'll step on the scale, too, if you want.
02:32:51.000 We can do a comparison.
02:32:52.000 I'm not competing.
02:32:54.000 This is the thing.
02:32:54.000 Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
02:32:55.000 Step on it, Ju.
02:32:55.000 Come on.
02:32:56.000 Let's go.
02:32:57.000 Go ahead.
02:32:59.000 Tell me when.
02:33:00.000 Yeah, yeah, it's zero.
02:33:02.000 Go ahead, just step on it.
02:33:06.000 108. Damn, she wears two of you, bro.
02:33:10.000 That's amazing.
02:33:11.000 Oh, shit.
02:33:13.000 You know how much investment I have in my body?
02:33:17.000 I just don't know how you can function like that.
02:33:20.000 Even when you're trying to help your man.
02:33:23.000 You don't need to because you're skinny.
02:33:24.000 When you're trying to provide for your man, the sexual needs.
02:33:27.000 Do you have to lift the stomach up?
02:33:30.000 Do you have to lift the stomach up?
02:33:33.000 If you depend on your body to get mens, that's on you.
02:33:37.000 I don't, but if I want a man who's high value, who's going to take care of me, he's not going to want a fucking fat girl.
02:33:42.000 That's what you think, baby.
02:33:44.000 Okay, but you're not going to be able to go on a morning walk or run with him because you're going to be like, that's what you think.
02:33:50.000 That's not what I think, it's true.
02:33:53.000 Maybe.
02:33:54.000 That's what you think.
02:33:56.000 Listen.
02:33:58.000 Your insecurities are reflecting.
02:34:00.000 I'm not insecure.
02:34:01.000 I'm happy.
02:34:02.000 If you want, we can race.
02:34:05.000 How about this?
02:34:06.000 How about this?
02:34:07.000 We'll do a race after this.
02:34:09.000 Okay.
02:34:10.000 And we'll see who wins the race.
02:34:12.000 I don't care.
02:34:16.000 That's exactly the problem.
02:34:18.000 She really should care.
02:34:20.000 But I don't.
02:34:22.000 And I'm okay with it.
02:34:23.000 Okay, what's the next one, Chris?
02:34:24.000 Hey, just real quick, just so you guys know.
02:34:27.000 FYI, guys.
02:34:29.000 Join the Cats Club absolutely for free, man.
02:34:31.000 Get on the email list.
02:34:32.000 Join the newsletter, man.
02:34:33.000 Link is below.
02:34:34.000 Click it.
02:34:34.000 Just all you gotta do is put your email in and you are in.
02:34:37.000 You can watch this show on Cats Club and literally get in the chat, which is hilarious.
02:34:42.000 And you can post memes in there.
02:34:44.000 Are hilarious.
02:34:45.000 Yeah.
02:34:45.000 Anything else?
02:34:46.000 Yeah, read this one.
02:34:47.000 Read this one?
02:34:48.000 Okay.
02:34:48.000 And then we'll close out.
02:34:50.000 She walked three miles in DR because the closest McDonald's is usually ten miles away.
02:34:55.000 I don't get McDonald's.
02:34:57.000 That got gluten, baby.
02:34:59.000 The real front castle.
02:35:01.000 Okay.
02:35:02.000 Alright, so we'll get last thoughts.
02:35:04.000 Be creative.
02:35:05.000 Listen to what I'm saying.
02:35:07.000 Real quick, we'll do last thoughts on the show.
02:35:09.000 How's the show for you?
02:35:10.000 Hate it, love it.
02:35:10.000 How's the show?
02:35:12.000 Perfect.
02:35:12.000 I have fun.
02:35:13.000 What's good?
02:35:14.000 Yes.
02:35:15.000 You don't say much.
02:35:17.000 I don't know what else to say.
02:35:19.000 What's good?
02:35:20.000 Do you still want to be a side chick?
02:35:22.000 Yes.
02:35:22.000 Okay.
02:35:23.000 Well, he has applications for you.
02:35:24.000 Yes, I have a job application for you then.
02:35:26.000 Right after.
02:35:26.000 Okay, perfect.
02:35:29.000 Condom!
02:35:29.000 Oh, okay.
02:35:30.000 What about you?
02:35:30.000 I love it as always.
02:35:32.000 I like meeting the new people and talking to you guys.
02:35:34.000 Yeah, very base for 18 years old.
02:35:36.000 And a Jew, too.
02:35:37.000 Thank you, Jew.
02:35:37.000 She's an awesome Jew.
02:35:39.000 Shout out to you.
02:35:40.000 I like Jews.
02:35:42.000 What about you?
02:35:42.000 It was really funny.
02:35:44.000 What was funny?
02:35:45.000 Tell us the funniest part.
02:35:46.000 Everything.
02:35:47.000 The part of you slapping your guy or what?
02:35:50.000 No.
02:35:51.000 No, I regret that.
02:35:53.000 You regret that?
02:35:53.000 Oh, you do?
02:35:54.000 No, no.
02:35:54.000 Now you want to be accountable.
02:35:56.000 You don't regret that.
02:35:57.000 You can say what you really want to say.
02:35:59.000 No, no, no.
02:35:59.000 That day I apologized.
02:36:01.000 When I did it, I apologized.
02:36:01.000 After you did it?
02:36:02.000 Yes.
02:36:03.000 Chin did it in the first place.
02:36:04.000 Listen, you were laughing the whole time she was talking.
02:36:06.000 Why were you laughing?
02:36:07.000 No, I was not laughing.
02:36:09.000 Bruh.
02:36:10.000 Come on, man.
02:36:10.000 Keep it real.
02:36:11.000 I know why you were laughing, but tell him.
02:36:13.000 No, I was not laughing.
02:36:15.000 How dare you?
02:36:17.000 You weren't smiling?
02:36:18.000 What?
02:36:19.000 You weren't smiling?
02:36:20.000 What do you mean?
02:36:21.000 What you speaking?
02:36:22.000 She's a terrible liar, bro.
02:36:23.000 There you go, bro.
02:36:24.000 She's a terrible fucking liar, bro.
02:36:26.000 Okay.
02:36:27.000 No wonder if she'll smack her nigga around.
02:36:29.000 Hey, I know you're lying.
02:36:30.000 Shut up.
02:36:31.000 You don't see nothing.
02:36:32.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:36:33.000 What about you?
02:36:35.000 It was rough today, damn.
02:36:38.000 What was rough?
02:36:38.000 You were not here the last time I was here.
02:36:40.000 No, but that part...
02:36:41.000 It has been worse, but go ahead.
02:36:43.000 No, but that part, yeah.
02:36:44.000 Oh, it gets worse than that, oh yeah.
02:36:46.000 What was rough?
02:36:46.000 That part, or are you failing with this guy?
02:36:49.000 No, I mean, I like that I did that because I put myself in your shoes.
02:36:55.000 What did you learn from that?
02:36:56.000 Honestly, just be a little more appreciative in the sense of when they approach.
02:37:05.000 Because we do say we want this and that, but it does take a bit...
02:37:10.000 You know.
02:37:11.000 Having raised is harder than you thought, huh?
02:37:13.000 Yeah.
02:37:13.000 But...
02:37:13.000 I'm telling you this, you got curved.
02:37:16.000 You had no aura.
02:37:17.000 I would have curved myself.
02:37:19.000 Okay?
02:37:19.000 I would have curved myself.
02:37:20.000 I know what happened there.
02:37:21.000 You had no aura.
02:37:21.000 Yeah.
02:37:22.000 You had negative aura.
02:37:23.000 Like, bro, I went to go take a piss.
02:37:24.000 I came out.
02:37:25.000 She was still trying to work out.
02:37:26.000 I was like, bro, I was like, oh...
02:37:27.000 Nigga, I got his back to you.
02:37:29.000 When I saw you called Chris, it was so bad.
02:37:31.000 Negative words.
02:37:32.000 Persistence, persistence.
02:37:33.000 Shout out Detox.
02:37:34.000 She said persistence.
02:37:35.000 You're going to say Providence?
02:37:36.000 Nigga, you better get arrested.
02:37:37.000 Shout out Rhode Island.
02:37:39.000 Shout out everybody.
02:37:40.000 So, thank you for having me.
02:37:41.000 Trying to get arrested.
02:37:41.000 Yeah, sure.
02:37:42.000 Hashtag me too.
02:37:43.000 She needs your Providence facts.
02:37:45.000 Go on, chill it.
02:37:45.000 What about you?
02:37:46.000 You have to provide the police support soon.
02:37:49.000 Both the times that I've been on here, I really enjoyed it, to be honest.
02:37:52.000 I really enjoyed putting up that performance because I ended up learning that girls can't be gold diggers.
02:37:57.000 You're right.
02:37:58.000 No, they are.
02:37:59.000 Majority of the time, they are.
02:38:00.000 If they say you have a lot of money, they're going for that right there.
02:38:04.000 Yeah, take a shopping.
02:38:08.000 I was offering everything.
02:38:09.000 Like, literally just putting my money on the table.
02:38:11.000 Like, I should not be doing it.
02:38:13.000 She would be that frustrated nigga.
02:38:14.000 Like, put your arrow.
02:38:16.000 He spent 10K and they don't want to fuck you.
02:38:19.000 Insane.
02:38:20.000 Yeah, you'd be a simp.
02:38:20.000 You'd be a trick.
02:38:21.000 100%.
02:38:21.000 Yeah, you'd be paying for pussy, bro.
02:38:24.000 Big time, man.
02:38:27.000 Like, niggas like you, I'd have to say, like, you just gotta get a hooker, bro.
02:38:29.000 But you know what's crazy, though?
02:38:30.000 That's typical in Miami.
02:38:31.000 That's how game is ran, and it's funny because girls just use it as a leverage.
02:38:34.000 Question, have guys tried that shit on you?
02:38:36.000 I'm gonna take you shopping and shit.
02:38:38.000 Yeah, they're in my message requests on Instagram, but I ignore them.
02:38:41.000 Enter the mic.
02:38:42.000 So why did you try it on him?
02:38:44.000 I don't know.
02:38:46.000 They have no game.
02:38:47.000 They have no fighting.
02:38:48.000 It doesn't work with you, but you're like, let me try it.
02:38:51.000 Let me try it.
02:38:52.000 You can't even lie.
02:38:53.000 I didn't just come up offering my money like that.
02:38:56.000 You did!
02:38:57.000 You said it!
02:38:58.000 You did with your wallet.
02:39:01.000 Well, you're right.
02:39:02.000 I did offer to pay for your drink, but I mean, that's a regular...
02:39:05.000 Thank you.
02:39:06.000 That's a regular thing to do.
02:39:08.000 No, it's not.
02:39:09.000 Well, I mean, yeah.
02:39:10.000 If it won't work on you, it won't work on us.
02:39:13.000 Pause.
02:39:14.000 Anyhow.
02:39:14.000 All right.
02:39:15.000 Need some help.
02:39:15.000 Yeah.
02:39:16.000 What about you?
02:39:16.000 Good thing you're not a guy, huh?
02:39:18.000 That's a great thing, actually.
02:39:19.000 You'd be an incel.
02:39:20.000 What about you?
02:39:22.000 I love it.
02:39:27.000 So, it's good.
02:39:29.000 I love it.
02:39:30.000 I enjoy it a lot.
02:39:32.000 I'll say this.
02:39:33.000 You handled yourself very well on the show.
02:39:35.000 You are a great singer.
02:39:37.000 And props to you for being tough.
02:39:40.000 Yeah.
02:39:40.000 I am.
02:39:41.000 Wait, why are you clapping?
02:39:43.000 Because it takes a lot.
02:39:44.000 Just like it takes a lot for a guy to approach, it also takes a lot for someone to stand out for themselves and just, you know, speak, speak, speak.
02:39:51.000 I want to make sure.
02:39:52.000 I just lost hope from last time.
02:39:56.000 It's okay.
02:39:57.000 Chris is fat too.
02:39:58.000 Don't feel bad.
02:39:59.000 Okay, what else do we got here?
02:40:01.000 Last few here.
02:40:02.000 Chat, stop being so mean towards a girl next to Fresh.
02:40:04.000 She clearly has a lot.
02:40:05.000 Oh, okay.
02:40:06.000 Question for ladies.
02:40:07.000 What are some traits and things that a guy you see or dating goes that turns you off and makes you lose attraction or an interest for him?
02:40:14.000 All right, well, how many more chats do you got?
02:40:15.000 Yeah.
02:40:16.000 That last one?
02:40:17.000 Okay, we'll do this one.
02:40:18.000 Fire round.
02:40:19.000 No, there's more.
02:40:20.000 There's four more?
02:40:21.000 Yeah.
02:40:21.000 Are they questions or just comments?
02:40:23.000 I don't know.
02:40:23.000 All right.
02:40:24.000 One thing, ladies.
02:40:25.000 I'll read the other ones, and then I want you guys to think of one thing that pisses you off that a guy does on a day.
02:40:30.000 Like an ick.
02:40:31.000 Yeah.
02:40:32.000 Myron, have you noticed that women that lean far right are way more attractive physically anyways?
02:40:35.000 Ratings from Myron.
02:40:37.000 Blondie, four.
02:40:38.000 Palestine Killer, eight.
02:40:39.000 Snicker, bro.
02:40:40.000 Squidward, one.
02:40:42.000 Girl in white, six.
02:40:44.000 Attractive girl, seven.
02:40:46.000 I think God hates me, zero.
02:40:48.000 You guys are some assholes.
02:40:50.000 That's from Google, man.
02:40:51.000 Albo A says, women have a big problem with America electing a felon to become president, but have no problem opening up their wombs and letting actual felons get them pregnant and turn their bits into single mothers.
02:41:00.000 That's actually true, Albo A's.
02:41:02.000 Shout out to all the black women out there that do that dumb shit.
02:41:04.000 Based on the roleplay, these women will be that one guy wearing a trench coat running up on random women, flashing them open.
02:41:10.000 There's a woman out there thirsty enough to fall for it.
02:41:12.000 Yo, that's fucking funny, bro.
02:41:14.000 Shout out to FNF. Ladies, what is cheating to you?
02:41:17.000 Also, why did you guys hit your man?
02:41:19.000 Do you feel like you gained some kind of power also?
02:41:21.000 Do you guys believe in man's authority?
02:41:25.000 Well, we know why she hit him when she explained that.
02:41:28.000 He lied to her.
02:41:28.000 She felt tried.
02:41:29.000 Yeah, she felt tried.
02:41:30.000 Disrespective.
02:41:31.000 And anything else?
02:41:33.000 Ladies, if you are or were to become a single mom, who comes first in a relationship?
02:41:38.000 Your new man, your child, or your baby dad?
02:41:40.000 Also, would you let your new man discipline your child if they acted up without you around?
02:41:43.000 Okay, who's going to come first?
02:41:44.000 Your child, guys?
02:41:45.000 Or your man, or your baby dad?
02:41:47.000 Child, period.
02:41:48.000 Child?
02:41:48.000 Yes.
02:41:49.000 Child across the board?
02:41:49.000 Child across the board?
02:41:50.000 Yeah.
02:41:51.000 Okay.
02:41:52.000 Yeah, bro.
02:41:52.000 It's always going to be the kid, nigga.
02:41:53.000 You must be new here.
02:41:54.000 Yeah.
02:41:55.000 And then what was...
02:41:56.000 And then...
02:41:57.000 Oh, one more thing.
02:41:58.000 That's ick.
02:41:59.000 Oh, yeah.
02:42:00.000 Ick.
02:42:00.000 Biggest thing that pisses you off about a guy.
02:42:03.000 Last one.
02:42:04.000 First, I'm looking for a white girl to make me a sandwich.
02:42:06.000 Butt naked.
02:42:07.000 Every time I snap my fingers, my question, ladies, do you think women with children are entitled to be picky and turn on men the same way women with no children does?
02:42:15.000 Absolutely not.
02:42:16.000 Okay.
02:42:17.000 Well, we'll ask you, do you think you could be as picky as you were prior to having a child?
02:42:21.000 Two kids?
02:42:21.000 No.
02:42:22.000 I'm saying I would want to be more picky because...
02:42:25.000 Oh, you're going to be pickier?
02:42:26.000 Of course, no.
02:42:27.000 Somebody else is...
02:42:29.000 I mean, you know, somebody else is giving an example, so I got to make sure now I'm checking myself and the next person.
02:42:38.000 Damn.
02:42:38.000 David Porter.
02:42:39.000 So your standards have gone up since you've had two kids?
02:42:42.000 Yes, in the sense of I learned from prior mistakes and again, I would want them not to repeat.
02:42:49.000 Fair enough, but do you think that this higher status guy that you have standards for now, do you think he's gonna want you in return since you have two kids and you're older?
02:42:58.000 Yeah.
02:42:59.000 I mean, I have no problem.
02:43:02.000 No, but does he have a problem?
02:43:04.000 Yeah, you think?
02:43:05.000 I mean, it's harder for some guys, of course.
02:43:08.000 Not everybody's built for it, that's a fact, but my person gotta obviously...
02:43:15.000 Alright, nigga, you're cooked, man.
02:43:18.000 I want the calculator, bro.
02:43:19.000 Get the calculator real quick.
02:43:20.000 I gotta get the calculator on this one.
02:43:21.000 If you picked wrong the first two times, what makes you think that you're not gonna pick wrong again?
02:43:26.000 But that's what I'm saying.
02:43:27.000 You get better standards, better...
02:43:30.000 I guess.
02:43:30.000 It's just more like your selection of men lessons.
02:43:34.000 Especially like the high-value ones?
02:43:36.000 Like, no.
02:43:36.000 No, lessons for sure in the sense of what you're going to do.
02:43:39.000 Put that calculator out, man.
02:43:41.000 You gotta do it.
02:43:41.000 You gotta do it, Chris.
02:43:42.000 I feel that.
02:43:44.000 Alright.
02:43:45.000 Okay, now the ick.
02:43:46.000 We'll start here.
02:43:47.000 One thing that a guy does that pisses you off?
02:43:51.000 Makes you turn off immediately.
02:43:52.000 I think that I'm going to be attracted because they're showing me their bank account.
02:43:57.000 Okay.
02:43:58.000 Okay.
02:43:59.000 Trying to flex money.
02:44:00.000 Yeah.
02:44:00.000 Here we go.
02:44:01.000 If I see that he has a wandering eye while I'm in front of him, that's like a really big ick to me.
02:44:07.000 Because it's like, okay, while he's in front of me, guys are going to look like realistically, they see a fat ass, they're going to turn around, do a whole 360 with their neck.
02:44:16.000 But if you do it in front of me, then that just shows that you really have no damn respect for me at all.
02:44:20.000 But what if that girl has something that you lack?
02:44:23.000 I don't know.
02:44:24.000 That shouldn't be my problem.
02:44:26.000 Like, if I'm in front of you, there should be some sort of respect for me on the table.
02:44:29.000 Like, mind you, I'm not stopping you from looking.
02:44:33.000 Because women are beautiful, respectfully.
02:44:35.000 Like, they're beautiful.
02:44:37.000 Obviously, you never did it, niggas.
02:44:38.000 So, good luck with that one.
02:44:40.000 What about you?
02:44:41.000 For me, it's saying they're going to do something and they don't do it or no actions behind anything.
02:44:47.000 I feel like when they speak, they feel accomplished versus them doing it.
02:44:54.000 Okay, real quick.
02:44:58.000 Minimum age, maximum age.
02:45:00.000 We're going to put your dream guy in here for you since you have these high standards.
02:45:04.000 Okay, minimum age that he's got to be for you.
02:45:07.000 Minimum age?
02:45:08.000 I'd say 35. Okay, maximum age.
02:45:13.000 Say 40. Okay.
02:45:16.000 Minimum height is your dream guy.
02:45:18.000 5'9", 5'10".
02:45:23.000 I'm 5'7".
02:45:24.000 5'9", or 5'10"?
02:45:25.000 This will 5'10".
02:45:26.000 5'10", alright.
02:45:27.000 Race?
02:45:29.000 It don't matter.
02:45:30.000 Black, Dominican, Indian?
02:45:32.000 Hispanic, it don't matter.
02:45:33.000 You can be anything.
02:45:33.000 It don't matter.
02:45:34.000 Alright.
02:45:36.000 Highest education level completed.
02:45:38.000 Highest education level completed.
02:45:40.000 At least high school.
02:45:41.000 At least high school.
02:45:42.000 Okay.
02:45:43.000 Income.
02:45:43.000 What's the bare minimum income he's got to make per year?
02:45:46.000 Minimum at least $60,000, $50,000, $60,000 minimum.
02:45:50.000 $60,000?
02:45:51.000 I mean, you have two kids though.
02:45:54.000 Two income?
02:45:55.000 I mean, that's a good start.
02:45:57.000 Compared to two bums that are living with women, why not?
02:46:00.000 Okay.
02:46:01.000 So $60,000.
02:46:01.000 Can he be married?
02:46:03.000 No.
02:46:04.000 Okay.
02:46:04.000 Can he be obese?
02:46:05.000 No.
02:46:06.000 No.
02:46:08.000 This is the most accurate representation of men.
02:46:13.000 It comes from the CDC and the U.S. Census Bureau.
02:46:16.000 You have a 1% chance guy.
02:46:21.000 Congratulations.
02:46:22.000 And why?
02:46:23.000 Because income, right?
02:46:23.000 You are fairly delusional.
02:46:25.000 She said $60K per year.
02:46:27.000 To meet a guy that meets those prerequisites, $60K per year, 5'10 plus.
02:46:33.000 But I feel you, I feel you.
02:46:34.000 Well, here's the thing.
02:46:37.000 And I love to do this calculator because I don't think women understand how rare some of these guys are that you want.
02:46:43.000 Facts.
02:46:44.000 So this guy's less than 2% of the population.
02:46:46.000 I can't.
02:46:47.000 And we haven't accounted for guys that are, like, gay, or not a lot, like, not, they don't have any res, or they're weird, like, he's ugly.
02:46:54.000 Like, personality, this doesn't even account for that.
02:46:56.000 This is just the guys across the board.
02:46:58.000 Awkward!
02:46:58.000 So, here's the thing.
02:46:59.000 If he's only 2-3% of the population, like, and he can get maybe a girl that doesn't have kids, you think he's gonna pick her over you?
02:47:05.000 No.
02:47:05.000 That's younger?
02:47:06.000 No, no.
02:47:07.000 So do you think you should lower your standards, maybe, or no?
02:47:09.000 I mean, they aren't, like, crazy high.
02:47:11.000 What I'm saying is they are higher from what I had.
02:47:13.000 Well, technically they are.
02:47:14.000 Yeah.
02:47:16.000 If only less than 2% of the men meet those requirements, they're kind of crazy.
02:47:19.000 I guess.
02:47:20.000 I'll take a look back.
02:47:22.000 Alright, Shay and Laura understand us.
02:47:24.000 Alright, fair enough.
02:47:25.000 Well, now you know that the guy you want is less than 2% of the population.
02:47:30.000 Okay, what else we got?
02:47:31.000 That's it?
02:47:31.000 One ick from a guy that you don't like.
02:47:34.000 I will say like when they try to like pull you up like so bad.
02:47:39.000 They try what?
02:47:41.000 Like, when, like, they try to, like, get, like, Riz so, like, so bad.
02:47:47.000 Riz?
02:47:48.000 No, Riz, like...
02:47:50.000 Riz?
02:47:51.000 Oh, they suck at flirting.
02:47:52.000 Or they try to, they try too hard to flirt.
02:47:54.000 Yeah.
02:47:55.000 Oh, okay.
02:47:55.000 Okay.
02:47:55.000 Alright.
02:47:56.000 Damn, I wish we had seen what she does.
02:47:58.000 She probably sucks, too.
02:47:59.000 Terrible.
02:48:00.000 Alright, what about you?
02:48:01.000 Because you ain't got no Riz, I'll tell you that.
02:48:02.000 Facts.
02:48:02.000 She's super monotone.
02:48:04.000 Yeah, he is.
02:48:05.000 No, it is.
02:48:06.000 I slap him.
02:48:08.000 Yeah.
02:48:08.000 Alright, what about you?
02:48:09.000 No Instagram.
02:48:10.000 If he's a beta male.
02:48:12.000 Okay.
02:48:13.000 Alright, fair enough.
02:48:14.000 What about you?
02:48:14.000 When they lie to me.
02:48:19.000 When they lie to you.
02:48:21.000 When they don't say the truth.
02:48:23.000 Yeah, they lie to me.
02:48:24.000 Don't worry.
02:48:25.000 Every time my English words.
02:48:26.000 Trust me.
02:48:27.000 Trust me.
02:48:27.000 He'll never lie to you.
02:48:28.000 Yeah, he'll never lie to you.
02:48:29.000 Okay.
02:48:30.000 That's actually very true.
02:48:31.000 I'm not going to lie.
02:48:32.000 I believe it.
02:48:35.000 You believe it?
02:48:36.000 Yeah.
02:48:36.000 I believe it.
02:48:37.000 Okay.
02:48:38.000 Cool.
02:48:38.000 Guys, I hope you guys enjoyed the show, man.
02:48:40.000 We pulled out a bunch of stuff.
02:48:43.000 The scenarios, the thing.
02:48:45.000 Chris even came on screen.
02:48:46.000 Y'all got to see him for a bit.
02:48:48.000 By the way, your chats were hilarious, guys.
02:48:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:48:49.000 Your donations, your chats, you guys were hilarious.
02:48:52.000 Castle Club, just so you guys know, we're going to have a schedule out.
02:48:55.000 Or do we have a schedule?
02:48:55.000 Yes.
02:48:56.000 Please bring the schedule real quick.
02:48:57.000 Okay, we'll pull it up real quick.
02:48:58.000 Here it is.
02:48:58.000 Here's the schedule, guys, for the rest of the month.
02:49:01.000 I did the fitness one yesterday.
02:49:03.000 That's going to be posted.
02:49:04.000 Dating with Casey is going to be this weekend.
02:49:06.000 Networking, we're fresh.
02:49:07.000 That's premium.
02:49:08.000 And then we got a Zoom call with you ninjas on, was it Tuesday or Wednesday?
02:49:11.000 Tuesday.
02:49:11.000 Tuesday because of Thanksgiving, right?
02:49:13.000 So that's going to be...
02:49:15.000 We might have to do a podcast Monday and then Tuesday.
02:49:17.000 And then take Wednesday, Thursday off maybe.
02:49:19.000 We'll figure that out though.
02:49:20.000 We'll figure that out for you.
02:49:21.000 But other than that guys, that's the schedule for Cals Club.
02:49:24.000 Guys, if you're not a member of Cals Club, you can join absolutely for free.
02:49:27.000 Put your email down right now in the description, top of the description.
02:49:30.000 Cals Club, join.
02:49:32.000 And put your email in and let's get you in there.
02:49:34.000 And then when you do the Zoom calls, the Zoom calls are paid.
02:49:37.000 You've got to be a paid member.
02:49:38.000 But we do give one or two out free a month.
02:49:41.000 So, love y'all, niggas.
02:49:43.000 What do we got next?
02:49:44.000 That's it?
02:49:44.000 Yeah.
02:49:45.000 That's it?
02:49:46.000 I think that's it.
02:49:47.000 Okay, we got one more from...
02:49:49.000 What's the guy?
02:49:50.000 David Porter.
02:49:51.000 Okay, David Porter says, Mexican Chris Farley been capping all night with that cap instead of adopting a child.
02:49:56.000 How about adopting a diet first?
02:49:58.000 Hey, you fucking asshole, man.
02:49:59.000 Alright, man, we out of here, bro.
02:50:00.000 Alright, man, we out of here, nigga.
02:50:01.000 Guys, we'll catch you guys on Monday for a Money Monday show unless we've got a guest or no?
02:50:05.000 Monday's, it's not, it's not a, it's not Thanksgiving?
02:50:10.000 No, that's Thursday.
02:50:11.000 Thursday?
02:50:11.000 Yeah, Thursday.
02:50:12.000 It's always the last Thursday of the month.
02:50:13.000 Oh, well, we'll figure it out.
02:50:15.000 Yeah, so I think we'll have Money Monday for you guys, and then we'll probably do maybe the Womanizer Wednesday on Tuesday for you guys.
02:50:19.000 Yeah, Tuesday.
02:50:20.000 Instead of Wednesday.
02:50:21.000 But anyway, we love you guys.
02:50:22.000 Catch you guys next week, Monday.
02:50:24.000 Call and show.
02:50:25.000 The nigga, what's the name of it?
02:50:26.000 Nigganomics or some shit?
02:50:28.000 Niganomics.
02:50:28.000 Niganomics?
02:50:29.000 Niganomics?
02:50:29.000 Some shit?
02:50:29.000 Yeah.
02:50:30.000 Niganomics.
02:50:30.000 See you guys then.
02:50:31.000 Peace.