Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 09, 2019


#138 | The chick from "What we do behind the shadows" is hot

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In this episode of Behind the Shadows, the boys discuss the recent Joe Rogan incident, the new Netflix show 'Behind the Shadows' and some of their favorite movies and TV shows. They also talk about the latest episode of 'The Office' and why they don't think it's as funny as they think it is. And of course, there's a quiz from Curtdizzle too! Enjoy the episode and don't forget to subscribe on your favourite streaming platform so you never miss an episode. The boys are back with a brand new episode next Monday! Stay tuned for the first episode of the new season of 'Behind The Shadows' on Monday, February 1st. Don't Tell Mom: e. Subscribe, Like, and Share on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of podcasting and social media! Have a question or suggestion for the boys? hl=en We'd love to hear your thoughts on this episode, suggestions, suggestions or thoughts on anything else? tweet us or and we'll get them on the next episode! Timestamps: 5:00 - What we do behind the Shadows 7:30 - Who do you think we should add to the show? 8:00 9:15 - Who's the hottest chick from Behind The Shadows? 11:00 | What we Do Behind the Shadows? 16:00 / 17: What's your favorite movie? 18:30 | What do you like about this episode? 19:00/20:00 // 22:00 & 25? 27: What are you looking forward to see in the next one? 26:00 + 27:00 Is it a hot chick from What We Do? 29:00 Can you have a hot girl? 30:00 Do you like it? 32:30 33:00 Are you a hot guy? 35:00 Thank you? 36:00 What would you like to see me talk about? 37:00 If you have any suggestions? 40:00 or something like that? 39:00 How do you would like us add it in a song or a song? 41:00 More? 42:00 Or do you agree? 45:00 Some other thoughts or thoughts? 47:00 Don t forget to leave a comment?

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00:00:00.000 The chick from what we do behind the shadows is hot. 1.00
00:00:04.000 I think we should add her to the 25 hottest chicks. 1.00
00:00:08.000 She's got a weird Greek name.
00:00:11.000 What we do behind... That's your job. 1.00
00:00:14.000 Pull that shit up, Jamie. 1.00
00:00:16.000 Wow, man, that's crazy. 1.00
00:00:18.000 Wow, man, that's crazy. 1.00
00:00:20.000 Pull that shit up. 1.00
00:00:22.000 What's your name, man? 1.00
00:00:23.000 My fucking Joe Rogan sucks balls. 1.00
00:00:26.000 Wow, that's crazy, man. 1.00
00:00:26.000 Do it again. 1.00
00:00:31.000 Wow, that's crazy, man. 1.00
00:00:33.000 Jamie, pull that shit up. 1.00
00:00:34.000 Jamie, pull that shit up. 1.00
00:00:37.000 Wow, that's crazy. 1.00
00:00:39.000 That's crazy, man. 0.99
00:00:40.000 That guy's a fucking badass, man. 1.00
00:00:44.000 Actually, I'm making you worse. 0.99
00:00:46.000 It's like I'm drowning with pants on, and you're trying to save me, and I'm grabbing onto you and pulling you down.
00:00:52.000 We're just both going down.
00:00:54.000 You had it, and I ruined yours. 0.95
00:00:54.000 We're both going down. 0.95
00:00:57.000 Wow.
00:00:58.000 Wow, that's badass, man.
00:00:59.000 That's crazy, man. 1.00
00:01:02.000 You suck. 1.00
00:01:02.000 That's crazy, man. 1.00
00:01:03.000 You sound like Joe Rogan when he's 10.
00:01:05.000 That's crazy, man.
00:01:07.000 Yeah, that's another thing I noticed, too. 1.00
00:01:08.000 You take an edible, you're just fucking gone. 0.95
00:01:13.000 You know what makes him so unique? 0.98
00:01:16.000 He's a curious person in LA. 0.99
00:01:18.000 Which is just, what the fuck? 0.99
00:01:22.000 Never heard of that before. 0.99
00:01:25.000 What's the show from the chick?
00:01:28.000 The show is what we do behind the shadows.
00:01:33.000 It's my new favorite show.
00:01:36.000 And I don't like vampire jokes.
00:01:39.000 It's it's my least favorite kind of comedy, actually.
00:01:42.000 It's, you know, well, what have we?
00:01:46.000 What will they think?
00:01:47.000 Yeah, there she is in the top left. 1.00
00:01:49.000 Natasha Demetrio.
00:01:50.000 Yes.
00:01:54.000 Yeah, I think vampires are corny, and I think the concept is corny.
00:01:57.000 I hate Jermaine Clement, who's involved.
00:02:02.000 You know who directs it is that weird New Zealand guy? 1.00
00:02:06.000 Yeah, this guy?
00:02:07.000 Taika Waititi.
00:02:07.000 Matt Perry?
00:02:11.000 Matt Barry's in it.
00:02:12.000 Bless you.
00:02:13.000 Matt Barry is the one who brought me to it.
00:02:15.000 Yeah, he's good.
00:02:16.000 You know what brought me to it?
00:02:17.000 It was Matt Barry's old show where I forget what it's called.
00:02:21.000 Bent or something?
00:02:23.000 Squarebox?
00:02:24.000 Something like that.
00:02:25.000 Where he's he's helping all these women out.
00:02:29.000 On their day-to-day, he's a gentleman, and some woman's carrying a goldfish.
00:02:34.000 Oh, that's right.
00:02:35.000 Yeah, aquarium, like an aquarium you could handle, like a 30-pound aquarium, you know what I mean?
00:02:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:42.000 It's not comfortable to carry, but a man would be better off carrying it than a woman. 1.00
00:02:46.000 So he sees a woman with it, and he goes, let me take this from you.
00:02:50.000 Snuff box.
00:02:51.000 Snuff box.
00:02:52.000 And she goes...
00:02:54.000 She goes, oh, they say chivalry's dead.
00:02:56.000 Oh yeah, here it is.
00:02:57.000 Let him do it.
00:02:58.000 Beautiful lady.
00:03:00.000 I help the ugly ones as well, but I definitely say you're in the former camp.
00:03:05.000 Where am I taking this?
00:03:06.000 Well, it's only a few streets away.
00:03:08.000 I'm moving in with my boyfriend, Ian.
00:03:14.000 Like, you don't need to see the video.
00:03:15.000 That took no time at all for me.
00:03:18.000 Before that she goes, they say chivalry's not dead, but it certainly seems alive with you.
00:03:22.000 And he goes, I love helping women, especially a beautiful woman like you. 0.96
00:03:25.000 I mean, I'll help the ugly ones too. 1.00
00:03:28.000 And then as soon as she says boyfriend he goes, fuck you! 1.00
00:03:31.000 And then drops the aquarium on the ground and shatters. 1.00
00:03:35.000 In another one he's helping a woman with her plant and he throws it through a car window when she says the word boyfriend.
00:03:41.000 Or there's another one where he's at the pub and he's helping someone carry drinks and
00:03:50.000 Yeah, he's helping someone carry their tray of drinks, and then he goes, so who's this for?
00:03:55.000 And she goes, oh, this is for my mum, and I'm here with my sister, and then that one's for my boyfriend. 1.00
00:03:59.000 And he just goes, fuck off! 1.00
00:04:00.000 And he drops the whole tray. 1.00
00:04:02.000 Thank you, handsome.
00:04:02.000 There it is.
00:04:04.000 The gin and tonic's for my sister, Ruth.
00:04:07.000 OK.
00:04:07.000 This one is for Stacey.
00:04:08.000 Hello.
00:04:09.000 And if you could hand this one to my boyfriend. 1.00
00:04:11.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:04:11.000 We're good? 1.00
00:04:16.000 He's a funny fucking dude, man. 0.99
00:04:18.000 Dude, that guy is insanely high quality. 0.99
00:04:21.000 He's hilarious, man. 1.00
00:04:23.000 And it's like... Yeah, pull that shit up, man. 1.00
00:04:26.000 That's crazy, man. 1.00
00:04:28.000 No, some funny men are in a level, like Steve Coogan, where you just go, you're a fucking funny human being, dude. 0.98
00:04:38.000 Some guys, like Burt Kreishner, you know that guy? 0.93
00:04:44.000 He's a very successful comedian.
00:04:45.000 He does the shirts off guy.
00:04:46.000 I like him.
00:04:48.000 Seems like a cool dude.
00:04:50.000 He doesn't have the magic.
00:04:52.000 I'm afraid.
00:04:53.000 He's made me, you're right though, but he'll, he made me fun.
00:04:56.000 Like he is funny.
00:04:57.000 He's just a hardworking dude who does it.
00:04:59.000 He does it.
00:05:00.000 You know, Will Smith said that about himself once he goes, I am not that most talented actor in town, but I'm never hung over.
00:05:07.000 Uh, black guys are never hung over.
00:05:10.000 Oh my God.
00:05:12.000 I just had an epiphany. 0.99
00:05:14.000 I've never seen a black retard and I've never spoken to a hungover black guy. 1.00
00:05:18.000 Wow. 1.00
00:05:19.000 I've heard black guys discuss hangovers. 0.99
00:05:22.000 I've never really seen them like, oh dude, I guess maybe Derek Beckles once or twice. 0.93
00:05:27.000 He's half black.
00:05:29.000 Yeah. 0.82
00:05:29.000 Yeah, that's true. 0.82
00:05:30.000 I've never seen a full black guy hungover. 0.68
00:05:33.000 I've never seen a full black guy make a speech for black rights.
00:05:36.000 It's always Jesse Williams.
00:05:38.000 It's always Malcolm X or yeah.
00:05:39.000 Kaepernick.
00:05:41.000 Small it.
00:05:43.000 Cory Booker might be 100% black, but... Is he? 0.59
00:05:46.000 Well, his parents are black, but they're very, very light-skinned blacks.
00:05:50.000 They were the first executives, black executives at IBM.
00:05:54.000 You know what Cory Booker looks like?
00:05:58.000 An egg?
00:06:00.000 You remember that dinosaur show?
00:06:01.000 Yeah.
00:06:02.000 Tell me that doesn't look like Cory Booker.
00:06:05.000 The baby dinosaur from that dinosaur sitcom?
00:06:07.000 No, the father.
00:06:08.000 The father?
00:06:08.000 Yeah.
00:06:09.000 Yeah, I guess so, but people at home can't see your Google Images.
00:06:12.000 But they know the reference, the dinosaur show.
00:06:13.000 You know, my Wikipedia has been so infiltrated by the SPLC that if you look me up, and by the way, I know it's annoying how much I talk about myself.
00:06:23.000 I'm annoyed too.
00:06:24.000 I'm actually annoyed even now while I talk about how annoyed I am about how much I talk about myself.
00:06:31.000 It's insidious.
00:06:32.000 I'm working on it, guys.
00:06:34.000 But yeah, you look up my Wikipedia, speaking of me, me, me, me, me, and the sort of splash link on Google, before you click on the link, there's three, under Wikipedia, there's three books you should check out, three books or movies that sum up this guy.
00:06:52.000 One is my film, How to Be a Man.
00:06:54.000 One is my book, The Death of Cool.
00:06:56.000 And the other is the story of
00:07:01.000 Sambo, Little Black Sambo. 0.69
00:07:03.000 That's one of the three things you can look up.
00:07:06.000 Isn't that Cory's story?
00:07:08.000 Well that comes from me saying Cory Booker is a Sambo. 0.54
00:07:11.000 I got in a lot of trouble for that from Media Matters and Right Wing Watch and all these.
00:07:17.000 But I think it's a pretty valid point.
00:07:19.000 I don't know if we already talked about this on the show, but did we?
00:07:23.000 Did we already podcast this?
00:07:24.000 I don't know if it was podcast or show, but yeah yeah.
00:07:26.000 Yeah we're recording a lot of content to launch this new show so we may overlap a little bit but just to be clear he's a rich kid a white kid he grew up in an all-white neighborhood like a lot of these black people who are super empowered and really into being black they didn't grow up black and he grew up in a he was the only black family in his neighborhood they had to actually I think get a lawyer
00:07:51.000 to allow them to live there in New Jersey.
00:07:54.000 They were the only black couple that had ever lived in this beautiful affluent community and Booker's aware of that.
00:08:01.000 And the problem with black politicians is they're basically trying to appeal to white people because white people are the majority voters, right? 0.96
00:08:11.000 But white people don't like fake black people. 0.99
00:08:14.000 Obviously black people don't like fake black people. 1.00
00:08:16.000 But white people go, yeah, I need you to be a little more hood. 0.99
00:08:18.000 They let, they let
00:08:21.000 Barack Obama get away with it, but they really want you to be kind of a Black Panther, which is why you see all rich mulatto kids in college become Malcolm X and have Black Panther posters. 1.00
00:08:33.000 It's not because they believe that.
00:08:35.000 It's because their friends go, uh, yeah, you're going to have to be a little more militant.
00:08:42.000 Um,
00:08:44.000 You're my first black friend, and the fact that you watch The Office is not doing it for me.
00:08:50.000 You have to listen to Charles Mingus, and actually I don't even want you watching TV.
00:08:56.000 You have to be reading some weird communist manifesto, and you have to have a beret on.
00:09:02.000 And a lot of, you know, young black people are like, okay, if that'll make me popular,
00:09:08.000 I know Indians like that, too.
00:09:10.000 American Indians, where they go, okay, I'll be American Indian Movement, if that's what you want me to be. 0.52
00:09:14.000 You want me to be more tokenistic?
00:09:16.000 Like if you want me to eat sushi and watch anime, basically.
00:09:20.000 Can you make robots or something, dude?
00:09:20.000 Yeah.
00:09:22.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:09:23.000 What good is a Japanese friend if I can't fucking... No, no one is impressed with a Japanese friend. 1.00
00:09:28.000 Although a Puerto Rican friend, yeah, you'd want him to be like one of those Puerto Rican separatists. 0.99
00:09:33.000 Like the guy that was on the parade float recently with that woman who has the man's name. 1.00
00:09:39.000 Show me a fucking butterfly knife trick. 0.99
00:09:43.000 I love what defines Puerto Ricans to you. 1.00
00:09:46.000 Steal my car.
00:09:47.000 Find the woman who had the Puerto Rican terrorist at the Puerto Rican Day Parade on the front of a float right after he got out of jail.
00:09:58.000 You may have noticed I'm slurring a little bit, folks.
00:09:59.000 I may or may not have had a beer before the show.
00:10:03.000 A beer.
00:10:04.000 A beer.
00:10:05.000 Just, I licked it.
00:10:06.000 I licked the top.
00:10:09.000 Convicted terrorist parade appearance cost Puerto Rican study center.
00:10:13.000 Now who's the woman, she's got the most male name on earth, who facilitated him being there?
00:10:20.000 If you can figure that out.
00:10:21.000 But yeah, Melissa Mark-Viverito.
00:10:24.000 Yeah, and they always leave out the Melissa thing, so they call her Mark Viverito.
00:10:28.000 It's very confusing.
00:10:30.000 But yeah, they want militant friends.
00:10:34.000 They want Black Panther friends. 0.99
00:10:40.000 White people annoy me. 1.00
00:10:41.000 Remember when there was the NYU thing where they locked themselves in the cafeteria? 0.98
00:10:46.000 I think it was called the Kimmel Center.
00:10:49.000 And they locked themselves in that cafeteria for days.
00:10:53.000 Very convenient place, by the way, revolutionaries, to lock yourselves up in. 0.99
00:10:57.000 You locked yourself up in a place where you can eat all the food you want and just go take a shit and just hang out with your friends and plug in your phone and look at your phone. 0.99
00:11:06.000 Sounds like a real tough hostage situation. 0.99
00:11:10.000 But anyway, they kidnapped themselves, and then they barricaded the doors.
00:11:14.000 And of course, the police and the security guards and everyone in the administration is petrified of being sued.
00:11:19.000 So they kind of let them get away with it, as that black politician said, give them room to riot. 0.87
00:11:29.000 So eventually they go, all right, well, you've been here for three days.
00:11:34.000 I think it was literally three days.
00:11:36.000 What's your demands?
00:11:38.000 And one of their demands was free tuition for Palestinian students, which we know what that means, right?
00:11:45.000 I want a cool Palestinian friend and I don't see any here. 1.00
00:11:51.000 Now they really want to say free tuition for Rastafarian students because they want a Rastafarian friend with huge dreadlocks but that would have been implausible and unlikely so they went with Palestinian. 0.99
00:12:04.000 I want a Palestinian friend.
00:12:05.000 So they went on strike
00:12:07.000 To get Palestinian friends. 1.00
00:12:10.000 That's how fucking spoiled rich kids in New York are. 1.00
00:12:14.000 I just had an epiphany. 1.00
00:12:15.000 Uh oh, here we go.
00:12:16.000 You know how like the bigotry of low expectations is kind of the most racist thing and the left is guilty of that?
00:12:20.000 Yes. 0.96
00:12:21.000 Isn't it kind of like they want ugly girls to hang out with them? 1.00
00:12:25.000 You know like different races they're like they're so they could be the hot chick and they're surrounded by ugly girls aka lesser than cultures. 1.00
00:12:33.000 That's a shitty epiphany. 1.00
00:12:35.000 That's a shit-piphany. 1.00
00:12:35.000 No, it's true. 1.00
00:12:37.000 No, they don't know any black people. 0.95
00:12:40.000 They don't think black people are inferior. 0.85
00:12:42.000 They don't know any. 1.00
00:12:44.000 So it's not like they're going, oh, black people and Palestinians are such losers. 1.00
00:12:48.000 I want them around to make me look better. 1.00
00:12:50.000 They've never met one.
00:12:52.000 They don't, they've never hung out with a black guy, they've never hung out with a Hispanic dude, they've never hung out, well, besides their maid's son, they've never, so they have this pie-in-the-sky TV version. 0.87
00:13:02.000 When they think of a Rastafarian, they think of Bob Marley. 0.97
00:13:06.000 You know what I think of when I think of a Rastafarian? 0.92
00:13:08.000 Emilia Clarke? 1.00
00:13:09.000 I think of these dudes I see when I go to Jamaica who are prostitutes for fat ugly chicks. 1.00
00:13:17.000 Ew. 1.00
00:13:17.000 What the fuck are they called? 1.00
00:13:20.000 Um, it's a really funny pun. 1.00
00:13:25.000 It's like, uh, male prostitutes, right? 0.98
00:13:27.000 But they're not literally male prostitutes. 0.97
00:13:27.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:13:29.000 What these really fat, ugly woman do from all over the Western world is they go there and they, uh, they pay for everything for these Rastafarian dudes who are that the attitude in Jamaica, you have to understand is, uh, if you don't fuck a chick, you're a fag. 1.00
00:13:45.000 It's very homophobic there, but it's also pretty low standards for the ladies. 1.00
00:13:53.000 So, you will see ones walking around with these very attractive, and I'm not attracted to them, but I'm not blind, you know, eight or nine kind of Jamaican Rastafarian dudes with dreadlocks and six-packs just sort of leading these women down the street and they're paying for everything and it's... 1.00
00:14:13.000 It's pretty sad.
00:14:14.000 What are they called?
00:14:15.000 Brown sugar mamas? 1.00
00:14:17.000 You're just making that up?
00:14:18.000 Yeah.
00:14:19.000 No, it's a pun on Rastafari.
00:14:22.000 Like prostafari. 0.99
00:14:25.000 Rasta prostitutes? 1.00
00:14:29.000 We're not doing a good podcast. 0.98
00:14:30.000 Rastatudian?
00:14:31.000 Rent a Rasta?
00:14:34.000 Rent a Rasta, that's a good one.
00:14:37.000 I just watched a documentary called Rent-A-Rasta.
00:14:39.000 Has anyone else seen it?
00:14:40.000 Very interesting.
00:14:41.000 I'd love to hear others' thoughts.
00:14:43.000 I see Prastafarian. 0.99
00:14:45.000 Prastafarian! 0.99
00:14:46.000 There we go.
00:14:47.000 Didn't you get it?
00:14:48.000 Good work.
00:14:49.000 I thought you just said that.
00:14:50.000 Did I say that?
00:14:51.000 I think you just said it.
00:14:52.000 I think I said Prastafarian.
00:14:55.000 It didn't click that it was Prastafarian.
00:14:58.000 Prastafari.
00:14:59.000 Gotta have more of the prefix.
00:15:01.000 Last time I was there, my buddy Jeff, who lives down there, was like, you keep saying the West is the best, but look around us, man.
00:15:08.000 We are in the best.
00:15:10.000 And I'm looking, as he's talking, I'm literally looking to the left and right of his ear, and I see nothing but cinder blocks with rebar pointing out of the top of them. 0.99
00:15:20.000 And I'm like, are you fucking blind? 1.00
00:15:24.000 Jamaica sucks. 1.00
00:15:26.000 Like, I like the culture and stuff, 1.00
00:15:29.000 But, uh, oh, what's this?
00:15:30.000 An article about Vic Berger.
00:15:32.000 Facebook and Twitter refused to act against far-left troll Vic Berger, who smeared family of Mike Cernovich.
00:15:40.000 Boop-a-doop-a-doo. 1.00
00:15:42.000 Vic Berger is a far-left troll, is a repeatedly targeted independent documentary filmmaker, blah-blah-blah.
00:15:47.000 Yeah, Vic Berger did a video where he, um,
00:15:47.000 Doctored images.
00:15:51.000 He pretended Cernovich was beating his child and added in crying sounds.
00:15:57.000 Crudely, might I add.
00:15:59.000 Oh, the editor's two cents.
00:16:01.000 The baby sounds like it has a mic to its mouth, but meanwhile it's supposed to be in the background.
00:16:07.000 Right.
00:16:08.000 Good point.
00:16:09.000 I can't believe nobody didn't see that.
00:16:17.000 And Vic Berger's the guy who doxed A Night for Freedom.
00:16:21.000 How do you dox a public event?
00:16:23.000 He announced it.
00:16:25.000 It was a secretly run event because conservatives in New York can only announce things within their little email list.
00:16:35.000 The day of.
00:16:36.000 And even then, there's a concern that Antifa would show up.
00:16:39.000 And Antifa did show up.
00:16:40.000 And they threatened me, and Cernovich, and our kids.
00:16:44.000 They said, bring their kids down here! 0.98
00:16:46.000 Then an old Jewish man left.
00:16:49.000 And the cop said, hey man, you need to probably take an Uber from here. 1.00
00:16:52.000 And he said, fuck that. 1.00
00:16:53.000 I'm a New Yorker. 1.00
00:16:54.000 I'm not ashamed of who I am. 1.00
00:16:55.000 These assholes calling me a Nazi. 1.00
00:16:57.000 I'm an old Jew. 1.00
00:16:59.000 And he left on his own accord and Tifa attacked him, beat him up, punched him in the face, strangled him, knocked him to the ground.
00:17:07.000 He had a seizure.
00:17:08.000 He went into cardiac arrest and was rushed to the hospital.
00:17:13.000 And some dunce, I think his name's John Campbell, the man who punched him, is facing 15 years in prison.
00:17:23.000 Now you want a crazy take on that? 0.93
00:17:25.000 You ready for this one?
00:17:27.000 I've said this before. 0.99
00:17:31.000 The Antifa Kid is one of the victims of this story because he fell for this bullshit brainwashed lie that there's Nazis everywhere and he started beating up a mythical Nazi who was an old Jewish man and he's gonna be in fucking prison upstate just like waiting in line for his mac and cheese trying to sit down try not to get raped try not to be accosted in the showers. 0.99
00:17:58.000 Why? 0.99
00:17:59.000 Because he thought he was punching Nazis.
00:18:04.000 And he was not.
00:18:05.000 Anyway, sorry, back to the news.
00:18:08.000 My new favorite chick.
00:18:09.000 And by the way, when I talk about these chicks I'm into, I'm not, um, cheating on my wife.
00:18:14.000 I don't even think I'm coveting thy neighbor's wife. 0.77
00:18:18.000 I'm saying you, hey guys, here's some chicks. 1.00
00:18:22.000 You might, what's his name, dude?
00:18:25.000 Scroll up to the caption in the picture.
00:18:27.000 It's like John Campbell.
00:18:28.000 Something Campbell yeah, I'm seeing Campbell. 1.00
00:18:30.000 Let me see the first name here David Campbell David Campbell David Campbell is a victim of Antifa propaganda, and he's in Antifa What's this now Linda Sarsour was was Posting with Roger Waters on a private jet Roger Waters you want to talk about anti-semitism that guy is a fucking Nazi 0.99
00:18:58.000 He is off the deep end. 0.99
00:19:00.000 He is a Palestinian. 0.88
00:19:02.000 He would love for Israel not to exist. 0.93
00:19:05.000 In fact, he antagonizes various musicians who play Israel.
00:19:12.000 And you know what it is? 0.99
00:19:13.000 It's fucking British antisemitism. 1.00
00:19:15.000 British people love Palestinians. 1.00
00:19:17.000 They love the underdog.
00:19:19.000 I think they feel guilt for colonization and they can't wait to champion anyone who's fighting an oppressor, especially if the oppressor looks like a British white colonialist, which Israel does. 0.66
00:19:31.000 So they can't, we met them.
00:19:33.000 Ezra and I met them when we were in Israel and they have their little pamphlets and they're so smug and eager to,
00:19:40.000 Ugh.
00:19:42.000 I have a little Palestinian flag soccer ball. 0.97
00:19:44.000 They're the worst.
00:19:46.000 But sorry, let's get back to the important matter at hand.
00:19:48.000 This new chick I like, I'm obviously not considering wooing her.
00:19:55.000 I'm taken.
00:19:56.000 But I want to talk about hot chicks to young men because I would like them to know who to pick.
00:20:05.000 Now what's her name again?
00:20:07.000 Big long Greek name? 1.00
00:20:13.000 Pull that shit up, Jamie. 1.00
00:20:14.000 Wow, man. 1.00
00:20:15.000 Why does it take you so long?
00:20:17.000 Dude, you lost it already, man.
00:20:18.000 That's crazy.
00:20:19.000 Heidi Anastasia or something.
00:20:20.000 Anyway, check out her videos online.
00:20:23.000 She's super hilarious. 1.00
00:20:24.000 Natasha Demetria.
00:20:26.000 Natasha Demetria.
00:20:28.000 So she's really good on what we do behind the shadows.
00:20:32.000 She's getting fat in her old age. 0.92
00:20:33.000 I think she's 35 now, and she's really putting on the pounds.
00:20:37.000 But Greeks, Greeks and Jews, they put on the pounds pretty good.
00:20:42.000 They're not like Polacks and Mexicans where they just get this huge inflatable gunt. 1.00
00:20:49.000 By the way, huge inflatable gunt is... they cancel their performance. 0.99
00:20:54.000 But yeah, she's a beautiful Greek woman, but more importantly, she's fucking hilarious. 1.00
00:21:00.000 She has this British, obviously British, but this blonde friend that she does videos with, and they make fun of Russians, and they make fun of women a lot. 0.99
00:21:09.000 They make fun of Russian women who are like prostitutes. 0.94
00:21:13.000 They make fun of these housewives with their quilted vests. 1.00
00:21:16.000 Play some of that.
00:21:17.000 Play some of that, and you'll see how- Spotted by Skaskia?
00:21:19.000 Bunch of grice, and some sheets of balm.
00:21:22.000 What a gorgeous looking crop.
00:21:24.000 What you want to do with these is place them one by one into the bin, because what you want to be working towards is getting rid of anything in your house that resembles a foodstuff.
00:21:31.000 In the box.
00:21:32.000 Oh, lovely.
00:21:33.000 Because a big mum's a bad mum. 1.00
00:21:35.000 In they go, one by one.
00:21:38.000 Just pause it.
00:21:38.000 Just to be clear here.
00:21:39.000 Her name's... What's her name? 0.98
00:21:41.000 Natasha Dimitrov.
00:21:42.000 There's certain names I just cannot fit into my head.
00:21:45.000 Like, there's a bartender near my house.
00:21:48.000 He's since moved, but I... I can never remember if he's Doug or Greg.
00:21:54.000 And people will say, it's Greg.
00:21:56.000 And within eight seconds, I've forgotten and can't remember if it's Doug.
00:22:01.000 Now, I know you go, well, you're drunk.
00:22:03.000 Yes, sir.
00:22:04.000 But I can remember every other bartender I know's name perfectly.
00:22:09.000 Anyway, in that little bit there, they were talking about how to lose weight and the solution was to throw all foodstuffs in the bin.
00:22:18.000 I'm not really selling her very well, but...
00:22:21.000 She's high quality.
00:22:23.000 In the book, The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead, Charles Murray talks about how to know how to find a mate.
00:22:29.000 And believe it or not, my wife's politics is not an issue. 1.00
00:22:33.000 My wife's pro-choice
00:22:35.000 Which I'm not a fan of.
00:22:37.000 And she voted for Hillary, which was a big fight in the house for a long time. 1.00
00:22:42.000 But that doesn't really come up.
00:22:44.000 All we care about are our kids.
00:22:47.000 And we have the same taste in design, like how a house looks, right?
00:22:54.000 We have the same taste in music.
00:22:56.000 We have the same taste in comedy and movies.
00:22:58.000 Pretty much the same taste in books, but she reads fiction.
00:23:02.000 Exact same sense of humor.
00:23:04.000 So as far as 90% of your day, we're on the same page.
00:23:08.000 And Charles Murray talks about certain things you have to look at when you're looking at a mate.
00:23:14.000 And he says, there's certain things that are irrevocable.
00:23:18.000 I don't know if he talks about politics.
00:23:20.000 I think he does.
00:23:21.000 But I don't agree with that.
00:23:22.000 But he says things like, are you a tidy person? 0.90
00:23:27.000 If you're a tidy person, you can't marry a slob. 1.00
00:23:30.000 If you're punctual and you're obsessed with being exactly on time, you can't marry someone who's always late.
00:23:36.000 I know those sound petty, but they're actually intrinsic.
00:23:40.000 And they define your personality.
00:23:44.000 I don't know.
00:23:45.000 The other thing about relationships, I believe, is there's not that much thinking to do. 0.64
00:23:50.000 I think if a couple is meant to be, you can fucking screw it up a hundred times and you guys will get back together. 0.95
00:23:57.000 You should have seen my wife in my courtship. 1.00
00:23:59.000 It was a shit show. 1.00
00:24:02.000 I was much worse than her, but we both made terrible mistakes and eventually just kept like, bing bong. 1.00
00:24:07.000 Hey, is Emily there? 1.00
00:24:11.000 Oh fuck. 1.00
00:24:12.000 Look who, look what the cat dragged in. 1.00
00:24:14.000 And then we'd be back together.
00:24:17.000 Conversely,
00:24:19.000 If there's a woman and you're not meant to be with her, um, I don't know.
00:24:23.000 You can go to couples therapy.
00:24:26.000 You can have all your friends call her and try to work it.
00:24:29.000 It's not happening, dude. 0.96
00:24:31.000 Like this letter we got on the show in, in the mailbag, which we'll get to shortly where this guy said, I'm a Marine and I just gotten big shit from, um, my girlfriend for getting in a fight. 0.76
00:24:45.000 Now, that is kind of a warning sign saying, uh, let's end this. 0.80
00:24:52.000 But it's also kind of a test to see how committed are you to, um, this relationship.
00:24:57.000 Should we just jump into the mailbag?
00:24:59.000 Sure.
00:25:00.000 Wow.
00:25:00.000 You don't sound very excited.
00:25:01.000 Let's, let's have the mailbag jump in to us. 1.00
00:25:04.000 Ryan, shut up. 1.00
00:25:06.000 You don't have a dad. 1.00
00:25:09.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:25:14.000 Let me touch it.
00:25:15.000 Now I gotta ask you, Ryan, as we start the mailbag, why did you play the video bumper on an audio podcast?
00:25:24.000 Makes me feel good, you know?
00:25:26.000 Because you're in it so much.
00:25:28.000 That's maybe why you spent, what, four hours working on that?
00:25:31.000 Well, it's telling me to shut up and telling me I don't have a dad.
00:25:34.000 I mean, I'm not in it in a positive way.
00:25:38.000 Bria Cate.
00:25:39.000 This is probably someone changing their name because they don't want to be announced.
00:25:43.000 Married 13 years.
00:25:45.000 I like this kind of letter, by the way.
00:25:46.000 This is a very New York thing.
00:25:48.000 Bam, bam, bam.
00:25:49.000 Yeah, get right into it.
00:25:50.000 You'll notice if you want directions in New York City, you can't go, hi, excuse me, I just came here from Colorado.
00:25:57.000 Boom.
00:25:58.000 They're so used to crackheads lying to them that they don't want to waste their time.
00:26:03.000 So you just have to go, where's 35th Street?
00:26:07.000 Or where's North?
00:26:08.000 Like you really gotta scream at them and they'll go, North is there!
00:26:12.000 Married 13 years, I'm 35.
00:26:13.000 I have a three year old girl that sleeps with us every night. 1.00
00:26:16.000 My wife never wants to fuck! 1.00
00:26:18.000 Many exclamation marks. 1.00
00:26:20.000 Is this normal?
00:26:21.000 It's getting less and less every year.
00:26:22.000 I'm only getting asked monthly.
00:26:24.000 Almost at rapist status.
00:26:26.000 I walked by a group of fives and sixes and I thought I was staring at a nine's buffet. 0.50
00:26:31.000 Almost tackled and ate them. 0.93
00:26:34.000 How do I make my wife horny again? 1.00
00:26:36.000 Or is this what life has in store for me?
00:26:38.000 Sir, thank you for your letter.
00:26:42.000 I'm there too sometimes.
00:26:45.000 You know, if my wife and I, our relationship is kind of rocky.
00:26:48.000 I went to a birthday party.
00:26:49.000 My wife and I haven't had intimate relations in a while.
00:26:54.000 And I went to some birthday party, karaoke party. 0.98
00:26:58.000 And the women there were so fucking beautiful, I almost fainted. 0.95
00:27:03.000 We're playing different songs, singing, one of them I sang a duet with, the Meat Loaf song, where it's like, uh, uh, what's that one? 0.96
00:27:12.000 Um, well, it was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today. 0.96
00:27:18.000 And it's a song about two people fucking.
00:27:20.000 And so there's a part where they're like climaxing and, and, uh, 0.99
00:27:27.000 Will you love me forever?
00:27:28.000 Let me sleep on it.
00:27:29.000 Will you love me forever?
00:27:30.000 Couldn't take it anymore and I went crazy. 1.00
00:27:32.000 And I'm singing about fucking this woman and she's a 10. 1.00
00:27:36.000 So fucking beautiful. 1.00
00:27:37.000 It's shocking. 0.99
00:27:38.000 And her friend and they're all wearing stilettos cause it's a birthday party. 0.99
00:27:42.000 And I'm just, I'm at the Playboy mansion.
00:27:44.000 And then the next day I had the host of the party send me like their links just so I could lurk.
00:27:52.000 6.8s.
00:27:52.000 Nothing to write home about.
00:27:55.000 Not that pretty.
00:27:56.000 But it was the booze and the having not been laid for a few days that was brainwashing me.
00:28:00.000 I literally felt like I was at a 9's buffet.
00:28:04.000 So I appreciate your letter, sir.
00:28:05.000 I've been there. 0.98
00:28:07.000 Um, the two things I would say is one, don't masturbate and don't watch porn and you will make it happen. 1.00
00:28:14.000 As, as Tom Shalhoub said, the best thing about quitting porn is it makes you rape your wife. 0.99
00:28:19.000 Now, yes, you can take that out of context and you can pretend you don't get the joke and you can pretend that you're offended and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1.00
00:28:26.000 No one's fucking raping their wife. 1.00
00:28:27.000 No one's sitting there as your wife's screaming, help, help! 1.00
00:28:31.000 And you're like, shut the fuck up! 1.00
00:28:33.000 It's not what we're talking about clearly. 0.99
00:28:35.000 Yes, that may have happened a couple times.
00:28:37.000 It's not a thing.
00:28:39.000 What we're saying is it gives you that extra hunger and I think women appreciate that. 0.99
00:28:47.000 When you're not just like, yeah, do you feel like fucking or no? 0.99
00:28:52.000 That's not a turn on. 0.99
00:28:54.000 I would argue, by the way, that women like premature ejaculation sometimes. 1.00
00:28:58.000 Because the thought is, I'm so fucking hot that he just can't last. 0.99
00:29:05.000 I'm so fucking gorgeous. 0.99
00:29:07.000 Like imagine a chick had a problem with premature ejaculation. 1.00
00:29:10.000 She's like, don't take your dick out. 1.00
00:29:14.000 Imagine you're with a woman and she's trying to think of baseball teams so she can last. 1.00
00:29:21.000 She's like, there's the Blue Jays, there's the Mets, there's the Yankees.
00:29:24.000 She's doing the alphabet backwards.
00:29:26.000 You catch her sort of going, Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T. So she won't come. 0.99
00:29:31.000 Because you're so fucking hot. 0.99
00:29:36.000 Keep them away. 0.99
00:29:37.000 That would be hilarious. 0.81
00:29:41.000 She whacks off before you guys sleep together because she doesn't want to jizz too soon. 1.00
00:29:47.000 Yeah, what is she going to say?
00:29:47.000 Just get out of there?
00:29:49.000 Like I finished?
00:29:52.000 Um, but here's the more important point.
00:29:55.000 Yes.
00:29:57.000 And single people love to tell you this.
00:29:58.000 Couples that are married with kids have sex less often. 0.93
00:30:04.000 But what no one mentions is after the kids get older to sleep in their own beds and don't take over your bed, which by the by takes the fuck of a long time. 0.99
00:30:13.000 I got a five-year-old kicking me in the crotch every night this week. 0.99
00:30:18.000 And sometimes he kicks me kind of hard. 0.99
00:30:20.000 I think he might have a subliminal thing where it's an alpha.
00:30:24.000 He's definitely an alpha, little Johnny Buffalo.
00:30:28.000 And I think he might see me as a threat to the matriarch.
00:30:33.000 So subliminally, instinctually, he's kicking me.
00:30:36.000 Just sort of like the second wolf down from the alpha will always attack the alpha.
00:30:41.000 I think subliminally he's trying to kick me out of bed, literally, because of some cave instinct. 0.99
00:30:48.000 And maybe it's because of boxing, but sometimes I'll be up in the middle of the night and I'll just like grab his leg and go, get the fuck out of here! 0.93
00:30:54.000 Like not hurt him, but like really shove his leg in a non-gentle way. 0.97
00:30:58.000 Because he's kicking me!
00:31:01.000 He started it! 0.99
00:31:02.000 He started it, dud. 1.00
00:31:05.000 Like my dad would give a shit. 1.00
00:31:06.000 Um, but, uh, after they get old enough, the sex comes back. 1.00
00:31:11.000 No one mentions that minor detail.
00:31:14.000 So they go, they always say like, when you get married, you stopped having sex.
00:31:18.000 Yeah, sort of temporarily.
00:31:21.000 Sure.
00:31:22.000 It is reduced to quickies and all that stuff.
00:31:25.000 But, um, you made human beings and they're around, but as soon as they stopped being around,
00:31:32.000 We go back to biz. 0.99
00:31:35.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 1.00
00:31:40.000 Oh, that was gonna harmonize. 1.00
00:31:42.000 Okay, do you want to try it?
00:31:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:44.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 1.00
00:31:49.000 Wait, what are we doing? 1.00
00:31:52.000 The second part's harmonized, not the first part.
00:31:53.000 Okay. 0.99
00:31:54.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99
00:31:58.000 Let's have a ride to the Rattlesnake. 1.00
00:32:02.000 Well, you can't change it.
00:32:04.000 Well, I forgot the words.
00:32:06.000 Me too.
00:32:08.000 And we sing it all the time.
00:32:09.000 I got nervous.
00:32:10.000 Yeah, that's what happens, yep.
00:32:12.000 Um, all right, let's do another letter, shall we?
00:32:15.000 We shall.
00:32:15.000 You know what I'm starting to do is be a little more picky.
00:32:18.000 Yeah.
00:32:18.000 And I don't put them in the mailbag if they're not good.
00:32:21.000 Like some people will go, I got this one where he goes, Hey man, I'm not really into punk, but, uh, this is my friend's band.
00:32:26.000 I'd love it if you could give it a listen. 1.00
00:32:28.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:32:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:30.000 I don't listen to some random song out of what the 10 billion songs that were made this year.
00:32:34.000 I would though.
00:32:35.000 Okay.
00:32:36.000 Send it to Ryan.
00:32:39.000 Um,
00:32:41.000 Ready for this one?
00:32:42.000 Again with the millennials asking relationship advice. 0.97
00:32:47.000 Gavin, I'm a 21 year old college athlete.
00:32:50.000 I've been dating this 8.6 for a little over a year now and things have been going okay besides the fact that every time she drinks she bitches about me not giving enough of my attention. 0.72
00:33:01.000 It's almost impossible with school, baseball, chillin' with the bros. 0.98
00:33:04.000 Not gonna lie, I did real well with the ladies prior to our relationship and the urge to fuck anything over a seven is still pretty much all day every day. 0.88
00:33:13.000 It really bums me out that I'll never be able to sow my wild oats ever again. 0.92
00:33:16.000 We stay together.
00:33:17.000 Having one more year of college makes me want to dump her and enjoy the pleasures of being able to bang whatever I want. 0.95
00:33:22.000 But I'm at a crossroads.
00:33:24.000 What do you think, Gav? 1.00
00:33:25.000 Dump the bitch, dude! 1.00
00:33:29.000 Let her go! 1.00
00:33:31.000 Now I know you say, wait a minute, aren't you a Catholic?
00:33:33.000 Aren't you a traditionalist?
00:33:34.000 Aren't you conservative?
00:33:36.000 Yeah, and if she was the one for you, you wouldn't be sending me an email. 0.99
00:33:40.000 I don't know you, horny student-athlete named Dylan Stevens. 0.92
00:33:45.000 Whoops, I just gave away his name. 0.94
00:33:51.000 Yeah, obviously if you're still wanting more, then you shouldn't marry her. 0.98
00:33:57.000 I think the ideal relationship is a young Catholic couple that met at 18, and they never fucked anyone else, and they got married and started churning out kids. 0.97
00:34:07.000 That's the ideal. 0.97
00:34:09.000 But that is very fucking rare, especially in our world here in New York City. 0.99
00:34:16.000 So, if you're in another situation that is not ideal, and you're a fucking hot chick that you can't stop thinking about other chicks, fucking sew your wild oats, bro. 0.99
00:34:27.000 Let her go. 0.99
00:34:27.000 It's like Louis CK said, he goes, I have kids. 0.99
00:34:30.000 I have a wife.
00:34:30.000 This is before he was divorced.
00:34:32.000 He goes, I, I have to be very careful what I do. 0.99
00:34:36.000 This is ironic actually, cause Louis CK ended up ruining his life by jerking off in front of women. 0.99
00:34:43.000 Right. 1.00
00:34:44.000 But in that old bit before we knew about that, he was talking about single men without kids and he goes, you could die and no one would give a shit. 0.99
00:34:53.000 So you're a young man. 0.98
00:34:54.000 Um, 1.00
00:34:59.000 Who's getting laid, you can die. 0.68
00:35:02.000 Cliff Minor, I too am married to a Native American woman. 0.54
00:35:06.000 Okay.
00:35:08.000 I'm always dubious of this, by the way, whenever I see this.
00:35:11.000 My rule with Indians is you're not an Indian unless people ask you if you're Asian. 1.00
00:35:16.000 Every time someone says, oh, I'm married to an Indian too, I see her and I go, that's a fucking white chick with blonde hair. 1.00
00:35:21.000 Yeah, but her great great grandmother sat on a fucking Cherokee fart. 1.00
00:35:25.000 Okay. 1.00
00:35:26.000 Tell her congratulations.
00:35:30.000 Um... In Oklahoma, the tribes with headquarters within the state are allowed to issue their own vehicle registrations.
00:35:36.000 On one occasion, we were coming into a red traffic light, and as we slowed down, I noticed two vehicles ahead of us, and the vehicle to our right were wearing tribal plates.
00:35:43.000 Our Jeep just has a standard plate.
00:35:45.000 I quickly assessed the situation and told my wife, Circle the wagons! 0.99
00:35:49.000 Engines have surrounded! 0.99
00:35:50.000 Oh my god, this guy's so fucking corny. 1.00
00:35:54.000 What a douche. 1.00
00:35:56.000 My wife gave me a puzzled look and so I pointed at the tribal license plates. 0.96
00:36:01.000 She then slaps the back of my head and says, since we're outnumbered, I'm scalping you and going back with my people.
00:36:09.000 Oh, that is just classic, Cliff.
00:36:11.000 Oh my God.
00:36:12.000 You two sound like a ball of fun.
00:36:15.000 Wow.
00:36:16.000 Oh my god.
00:36:18.000 Thanks for the letter, Cliff.
00:36:19.000 That is a real, oh my god, that was a wild ride.
00:36:23.000 And we have a lot in common.
00:36:24.000 We're both married to brassy broads that are American Indians. 1.00
00:36:28.000 All right, he also has example two here on the mailbag where Cliff is hanging out with the same sort of racial demographics in marriage that I have.
00:36:39.000 So let's see what he's got.
00:36:40.000 You ready?
00:36:42.000 You ready?
00:36:43.000 Yeah.
00:36:43.000 Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:36:45.000 Three or so years ago during the Washington Redskins name debate, my wife asked me for a favor.
00:36:51.000 Oh my gosh, who knows where this is going.
00:36:53.000 Can you imagine?
00:36:56.000 Neither of us are fans of the team, but she was so fed up with the quote-unquote debate that she wanted me to find and order her a maroon t-shirt emblazoned with the Redskins chief logo.
00:37:08.000 Oh my gosh.
00:37:09.000 That's wacky.
00:37:11.000 Oh no, it doesn't end there.
00:37:12.000 You ready for the final sentence?
00:37:14.000 She wears it proudly even now!
00:37:19.000 Oh my gosh!
00:37:22.000 Cliff!
00:37:23.000 Wow!
00:37:24.000 What a letter!
00:37:25.000 Is this a letter or a roller coaster? 1.00
00:37:29.000 What a wild fucking ride! 1.00
00:37:32.000 From old Cliffy! 1.00
00:37:33.000 You know what gets better?
00:37:38.000 Example three! 0.62
00:37:41.000 Hmm this final example is one that I recommend not repeating.
00:37:46.000 Oh Better not mention on the radio show during some playful banter one day.
00:37:50.000 I decided to play my Trump card.
00:37:52.000 Oh, no pun intended knowing that she would make me a We killed Custer remark.
00:37:58.000 I waited for it
00:38:01.000 During some playful banter.
00:38:02.000 This sounds like a lie by the way.
00:38:04.000 I waited for it to drop my yeah but we won bomb.
00:38:09.000 Needless to say I did not win that day.
00:38:12.000 Even my good-natured wife took offense to this phrase and it resulted in some cold moments and as you have mentioned a very mean Native American woman. 1.00
00:38:23.000 Fortunately it only took one time.
00:38:24.000 The only way this letter 0.98
00:38:27.000 Could be remotely valid as if it's someone fucking with me, trying to make fun of me. 0.99
00:38:32.000 And I'm reading a parody of myself. 0.99
00:38:35.000 Right. 1.00
00:38:36.000 And again, I said earlier in the show, I'm sorry about the megalomania, but if this guy is not a fake, then he needs to fuck off. 0.99
00:38:47.000 Fortunately, it only took one time for me to learn a lesson and consciously file this phrase away as to not use it again. 0.99
00:38:55.000 Nice grammar.
00:38:56.000 My Trail of Cheers joke didn't land me in this type of hot water.
00:38:59.000 Live and learn, I suppose.
00:39:02.000 Oh, God. 1.00
00:39:04.000 What a fucking dick. 1.00
00:39:05.000 I think the reason that men, after they have kids, they stop socializing is because there's younger men out there who say dumb shit like that. 1.00
00:39:14.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:39:15.000 That turns us into a morning zoo show.
00:39:18.000 Do you want to read one?
00:39:21.000 Yep.
00:39:24.000 Ottawa Posters by Cameron.
00:39:26.000 Just moved from Montreal to Ottawa to start a job for the Canadian government. 1.00
00:39:30.000 Yeah, yeah, fuck off. 0.99
00:39:31.000 Anyways, I was walking around checking out the neighborhood and I found all these posters trying to ostracize this minimum wage worker for a quote-unquote pushing hateful narratives image attached. 1.00
00:39:42.000 Pretty disgusting that these people, who you can be pretty sure aren't Muslim, would attack a member of their own community like this, and one who's pretty low on the totem pole.
00:39:52.000 Even though I just moved here, felt compelled to tear them down. 0.98
00:39:54.000 Sorry to say your hometown is Clown World Central.
00:39:57.000 All the best.
00:39:57.000 Cam'ron.
00:39:58.000 Here's the picture.
00:39:59.000 It's a flyer that's printed out black and white that says, meet the Mick Racist.
00:40:05.000 It says his full name, proud boy, armed Islamophobe, far right agitator, current employer, and they name exactly where he works, and there's a bunch of
00:40:12.000 Who says he's doing that?
00:40:13.000 Like is he preaching to people while they buy a Big Mac?
00:40:35.000 Um, he's recently been sharing and liking content that glorifies him.
00:40:37.000 Sharing and liking content?
00:40:39.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.92
00:40:40.000 So a McDonald's employee was liking content, but he probably had a Proud Boys tattoo, and he's an evil human.
00:40:47.000 Great, good work! 0.72
00:40:49.000 Good work.
00:40:49.000 Eventually we should get to the point where, and we're getting this way with music, where every employee that serves you food agrees with you politically.
00:40:58.000 Yeah.
00:40:59.000 And by the way, if you're so into that, you realize you're going to have very few Muslim people in the service industry. 0.89
00:41:08.000 A lot of Hispanics and blacks are against gay marriage.
00:41:14.000 Hispanic immigrant Mexicans tend to be Catholic.
00:41:18.000 They tend to be against gay marriage and against abortion.
00:41:21.000 And black people tend to be, especially working class religious black people, tend to be against gay marriage. 0.91
00:41:27.000 So I guess you want all them out of all your fast food places too? 0.91
00:41:31.000 Is that what you want?
00:41:32.000 Mixed diversity is our mixed strength.
00:41:36.000 This is the tweet that they pulled from him or something.
00:41:38.000 It says, this is what he says that they had printed out.
00:41:41.000 Islamists around the world are now going to be doubling down on their slaughter of innocent Christians due to the international outrage caused by the deaths of 50 Muslims.
00:41:50.000 90,000 Christians were butchered last year alone, but nobody cares. 1.00
00:41:53.000 So that's the tweet.
00:41:54.000 That's his hate tweet.
00:41:55.000 Yeah.
00:41:55.000 Those are just boring facts that are in the dictionary.
00:41:59.000 And he doesn't seem to be for the slaughtering of Christians is all.
00:42:02.000 So yeah, there's that.
00:42:03.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:42:04.000 If you, if you notice that Christians being slaughtered is not getting press, then you're a Nazi and McDonald's should fire you. 0.98
00:42:13.000 These people don't have jobs. 0.97
00:42:16.000 They've never worked.
00:42:17.000 They don't understand. 0.96
00:42:19.000 It's like that kid at the Cubs game who did the upside down OK symbol, which means I get to punch you. 0.75
00:42:24.000 Doesn't mean white power. 0.99
00:42:26.000 He's a bad guy.
00:42:27.000 And the reason you don't know that is because you never played that game because you're not fun.
00:42:30.000 And when they see Trump lose a billion dollars in the 80s, they don't understand that, no, that's his property being devalued because there was a real estate crash in New York in the 80s.
00:42:42.000 And the guy was a New York real estate mogul.
00:42:46.000 So he didn't literally lose a billion.
00:42:48.000 The value of his buildings went down a billion because he had a bunch of buildings.
00:42:53.000 That's the way entrepreneurs are.
00:42:55.000 You lose money some years.
00:42:57.000 You guys haven't run a business.
00:43:00.000 You don't see how it works.
00:43:02.000 Michael Knowles posted a clip from The Apprentice and he said apparently it's the media's first time watching The Apprentice.
00:43:09.000 And he's like, I was down one billion dollars and I came back better than ever.
00:43:14.000 Like he says it in his show.
00:43:17.000 Oh, Trump says that.
00:43:19.000 Yeah.
00:43:20.000 Like apparently it's there for the media.
00:43:21.000 Yeah.
00:43:21.000 The other thing about that too is, and we mentioned this on the video show that will be eventually released when we launched our new site.
00:43:33.000 They, they, they think paying taxes good.
00:43:37.000 So when they see someone hasn't paid tax, they go, well, that's the worst thing in the world.
00:43:42.000 No, maybe in New York, maybe in LA, when middle America hears that someone avoided a billion dollars in tax, they want to high five him.
00:43:50.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:43:51.000 It's like hearing about some 17 year old boy who fucked his math teacher, his hot female math teacher. 1.00
00:43:58.000 We don't go, what the fuck? 1.00
00:43:59.000 You were raped. 1.00
00:44:00.000 You're not supposed to do that. 1.00
00:44:01.000 That's fucked up. 1.00
00:44:02.000 I hope she goes to jail for life. 1.00
00:44:04.000 We go, 0.90
00:44:05.000 Sounds like you need a high five, my friend.
00:44:07.000 By the way, that'll be taken out of context and say, Gavin McInnes supports statutory rape.
00:44:12.000 No.
00:44:13.000 Which they did to Tucker Carlson. 0.95
00:44:14.000 He said the same thing I just said, and they pretended that he's really, uh, worried about, uh, I mean, sorry, that he loves statutory rape. 0.98
00:44:23.000 Oh boy. 0.97
00:44:24.000 Ugh.
00:44:25.000 Alright, I think we're out of time here.
00:44:28.000 I'm not doing Vet DSI today.
00:44:30.000 What do you think of that?
00:44:33.000 I think that's, uh...
00:44:35.000 Not a good idea?
00:44:37.000 And we should do it?
00:44:39.000 Use your sports knowledge this year.
00:44:44.000 And now.
00:44:46.000 And go to betdsi.com forward slash Gavin.
00:44:49.000 You use the passcode Gavin.
00:44:50.000 You log in there and you deposit money.
00:44:55.000 45 bucks is actually much better for me than 25 bucks.
00:45:01.000 And it makes sports more fun.
00:45:03.000 They have the odds on not just sports, just about everything.
00:45:07.000 They've been doing this for a long time.
00:45:08.000 They have the highest payback, the quickest payback time in all of these betting sites.
00:45:16.000 It's an absolutely wonderful place to go.
00:45:19.000 And, um, what else should I say about it?
00:45:22.000 NCAA, all that stuff?
00:45:23.000 Well, it makes it more fun that you could, uh, be involved in the game.
00:45:27.000 Yeah.
00:45:28.000 Higher stakes.
00:45:30.000 Yeah.
00:45:30.000 So yeah, go to betdsi.com forward slash Gavin.
00:45:34.000 Um, I think that's probably going to be my last read.
00:45:44.000 Really big reeds, guys.
00:45:46.000 Um...
00:45:48.000 Yes, folks.
00:45:48.000 We're launching the site soon.
00:45:50.000 Pretty nerve-wracking.
00:45:51.000 Gotta get that out.
00:45:53.000 That's boring to tell you, though.
00:45:54.000 I hate when people do behind-the-scenes stuff.
00:45:56.000 Like when you buy a magazine and there's a letter from the editor going, well, it's finally here.
00:46:01.000 This was a real hassle.
00:46:02.000 And Bette Midler almost dropped out. 1.00
00:46:05.000 And we finally talked to the Rolling Stones.
00:46:07.000 But here we are.
00:46:08.000 The beast of burden has finally arrived.
00:46:11.000 And you go, yeah, I don't need to hear you putting your socks on in the morning.
00:46:15.000 You're ruining it.
00:46:17.000 That's crazy, man.
00:46:18.000 That is crazy.
00:46:24.000 Was that it?
00:46:24.000 No, I want to end with my new slogan.
00:46:26.000 Oh, yes.
00:46:28.000 Get fired.
00:46:29.000 Get in trouble.
00:46:31.000 Be brave.
00:46:33.000 And never stop fighting.