Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E01 - THIS IS A TEST

00:00:03.000 This is a test.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:26.000 Too many sounds here are taking my ear hoes. 1.00

00:00:28.000 By playing that rock beats from LA hoes. 1.00

00:00:31.000 The same old thing, same old shit.

00:00:33.000 I'm tired of once on the paper.

00:00:39.000 That was Paris, the rapper Paris.

00:00:43.000 Big in the early 90s.

00:00:45.000 And I chose that song because this is a test.

00:00:48.000 We are testing out our equipment in our new studio.

00:00:51.000 As far as what you see, this might be one of the last videos you see if you're going from the newest to the oldest.

00:00:57.000 But for us, in our hearts, this is the first episode.

00:01:02.000 And these are the last time I'm going to wear these glasses.

00:01:05.000 You don't realize how cockeyed you are until you see yourself.

00:01:10.000 I was really into that rapper when I was a young man.

00:01:13.000 I was sort of jaded with punk in the early 90s.

00:01:16.000 It seemed over.

00:01:18.000 And rap like NWA was so brave and raunchy.

00:01:22.000 And fuck the police and stuff like that.

00:01:25.000 It just seemed more rebellious than punk.

00:01:27.000 I think there was a mass exodus from punk to rap in those days.

00:01:32.000 But I look back on it now and I'm shocked at how racist it is.

00:01:37.000 Like that album is called The Devil Made Me Do It.

00:01:40.000 Meaning I killed white people. 0.99

00:01:42.000 I killed cops because they're white and white people were killing us, so we had to fight back. 1.00

00:01:48.000 Lots of his songs are like that.

00:01:49.000 In fact, one of his albums just has dead cops hanging out of their cars, which I'm not into anymore.

00:01:55.000 I don't like the idea of violence against police, but I liked it when I was 22 for some strange reason.

00:02:03.000 And it was weird that you're sitting there listening to all these songs about white people.

00:02:08.000 And Ice Cube had a song called White Cave Bitch about how disgusting white women are. 1.00

00:02:14.000 And as young men in the 90s, we just sit there with our headphones bobbing our heads.

00:02:18.000 That is the same as black people listening to white power music, which never, ever happens. 0.54

00:02:25.000 White people are the only people who will bob their heads to poems about how much they suck. 1.00

00:02:32.000 It reminds me of this movement in Florida called the Uhuru Solidarity Movement, where they are pro-reparations.

00:02:38.000 It's white people protesting white people. 0.50

00:02:42.000 And a lot of them are lesbians. 1.00

00:02:44.000 Jewish lesbians seem to really be attracted to this movement.

00:02:49.000 And a lot of it is just about black empowerment, which is great.

00:02:52.000 But a lot of it is about screw white people, black power. 0.99

00:02:55.000 Look at her.

00:02:56.000 She's holding a black power pamphlet that she's handing out.

00:03:00.000 Can you imagine a black person handing out a white power pamphlet? 1.00

00:03:06.000 It's unthinkable.

00:03:08.000 Yet the media, when they talk about Proud Boys, they say, oh, it's multiracial white supremacy.

00:03:13.000 There is no such thing.

00:03:14.000 There's such a thing as white people into black supremacy, but it never goes the other way around.

00:03:22.000 I'm not exactly positive why.

00:03:24.000 I don't really care.

00:03:27.000 What I do care about, though, is that thing I just said, the multiracial white supremacy. 0.58

00:03:32.000 That's proud boys being talked about, black proud boys being told they're part of a white nationalist movement.

00:03:37.000 That I care about because it's fake news.

00:03:40.000 And I want to talk about that on this show.

00:03:42.000 This show might not be the typical show.

00:03:43.000 I'm going to have the mailbag.

00:03:45.000 We're going to take calls, live calls.

00:03:48.000 I want to end every show with a viral video, stuff like that.

00:03:51.000 I have my little green screen commentary thing, but not this prototype show.

00:03:56.000 This pilot episode is not a prototype.

00:04:00.000 I want to dive right into the concept of fake news, and I have two guests on today, Avi Yamini and Cassandra Fairbanks.

00:04:06.000 Cassandra's going to be here to talk about, oops, I just gave you the finger. 1.00

00:04:09.000 Cassandra's going to be here to talk about Julian Assange and all the myths around him.

00:04:14.000 This is an old episode for you, but he was just busted and is facing the death penalty.

00:04:19.000 And Ava Yamini was just banned from America for being a terrorist that wants to kill Jim Jeffries. 1.00

00:04:28.000 Jeff, Jeff, Jim Jeffries is what we call him here.

00:04:30.000 Jeff Jimreys.

00:04:31.000 Jeff Jimreys.

00:04:32.000 Jim Jeffries.

00:04:33.000 Hey, Jim Jeffries parents.

00:04:35.000 What are you doing?

00:04:36.000 Should have called him Kevin or Matthew.

00:04:40.000 Jim Jeffries, it sounds like he's good luck.

00:04:43.000 Like, oh, you caught a Jim Jeffries.

00:04:45.000 Did you make a wish?

00:04:48.000 It's better than Jeff Jeffries, though.

00:04:50.000 Wait, if you're talking on the mic, we got to try your crappy camera.

00:04:53.000 It's being way too crappy.

00:04:55.000 Let's see.

00:04:55.000 What do you mean?

00:04:57.000 It's not existing at the moment.

00:04:59.000 Why not?

00:05:00.000 Because it's not showing up.

00:05:04.000 The software here is irritable, but it does work.

00:05:08.000 You keep saying this.

00:05:09.000 We keep have Skype trouble because it's irritable.

00:05:12.000 Computers aren't irritable.

00:05:14.000 An old jalopy is.

00:05:15.000 A hot rod is.

00:05:17.000 They have like a personality to them.

00:05:18.000 But computers are on or off.

00:05:20.000 They work or they don't.

00:05:21.000 You're pushing the wrong button.

00:05:23.000 I mean, well, this does work, but this is laggy.

00:05:27.000 So I could do this, but it's a little.

00:05:29.000 Oh, you got to fix your hair, of course.

00:05:30.000 I just touched it because I...

00:05:33.000 It helps calibrate.

00:05:35.000 Yeah.

00:05:36.000 Computers are finicky, and hair helps calibrate them.

00:05:40.000 Just so you know.

00:05:42.000 All right, so there's two parts of the story.

00:05:44.000 The first part is Abby Yamini gets asked to do the Jim Jeffries show.

00:05:49.000 Avi says, yes, I'll do it.

00:05:52.000 But I don't want to be with any Nazis on the show.

00:05:55.000 I'm an Orthodox Jew.

00:05:57.000 And secondly, don't take my answers out of context and shift them all around.

00:06:04.000 So let's jump ahead if we can.

00:06:06.000 That's him explaining what I just explained.

00:06:09.000 And they did exactly that.

00:06:12.000 Let's see.

00:06:13.000 Sorry.

00:06:13.000 Oh, sorry.

00:06:13.000 Sorry.

00:06:14.000 Wait, wait.

00:06:14.000 Major detail.

00:06:15.000 He put his phone down and he recorded it in real time.

00:06:19.000 And then he started releasing what really happened with the interview.

00:06:22.000 But let's just watch some of it.

00:06:26.000 The right to tell anyone where they can and can't live.

00:06:30.000 When you import this culture, what do you think is going to happen? 1.00

00:06:32.000 Australia's going to end up the same shithole that they came from, that they were escaping. 1.00

00:06:37.000 Watch how Jim Jeffries has edited this last clip to make me look like an ass.

00:06:44.000 See what I really said.

00:06:46.000 What gives anyone the right to tell anyone where they can and can't be?

00:06:52.000 Really quickly.

00:06:55.000 Wouldn't it just be an obvious if we got to a place in society where we could just give this utopia?

00:07:03.000 Where we all just lived as well.

00:07:05.000 On a level I grew up.

00:07:08.000 You may say I'm a dreamer.

00:07:10.000 I think most people, most sensible people would agree in theory.

00:07:16.000 So he was obviously sympathetic to Jim Jeffries' ridiculous utopia.

00:07:20.000 What are you talking about?

00:07:21.000 What gives anyone the right to tell anyone where they can live?

00:07:24.000 I have the right in my house to tell you you can't live in my house.

00:07:28.000 What is he talking about?

00:07:29.000 A world without borders?

00:07:31.000 Okay, yeah.

00:07:32.000 Once we're all as wealthy as, say, me, once we're all middle-class New Yorkers, I guess we could discuss no borders.

00:07:41.000 It seems kind of weird, but I'm open to that.

00:07:44.000 But we don't have that.

00:07:46.000 We have 7 billion people, of which maybe a billion got it going on.

00:07:51.000 That means 6 billion want to be where that billion is.

00:07:54.000 Everyone in the Middle East wants to be, wants Israel. 0.98

00:07:57.000 They want that quality of life.

00:07:58.000 Sorry, there'd be no Israel if we broke down the borders. 0.95

00:08:02.000 What a ridiculous, asinine thing to say.

00:08:06.000 And that's Jim Jeffries.

00:08:07.000 That's the left in a nutshell.

00:08:08.000 They just say nice things.

00:08:10.000 And then politicians repeat them.

00:08:12.000 And then women vote for them. 1.00

00:08:14.000 But he does much worse things.

00:08:16.000 You see, what Jim Jeffries did with this tape is he pretended he was just interviewing Avi.

00:08:22.000 Then he splices him together with a bunch of Nazis. 0.87

00:08:26.000 Then he makes the story, this is who influenced the Christ church killer. 0.94

00:08:34.000 This is who blew up the mosque. 0.99

00:08:35.000 Go ahead.

00:08:37.000 Do you have the other one?

00:08:39.000 There was two videos.

00:08:40.000 The second one shows better examples.

00:08:44.000 And then while Ryan digs that up, I will tell you that the second part of this story is that he went to America to interview Jim Jeffries and interview people who attended his show saying, you know how much this is edited?

00:08:57.000 And Comedy Central called the FBI, said Avi's a terrorist, and it worked.

00:09:04.000 He was banned from the country.

00:09:06.000 He was sent back to Australia, where he belongs.

00:09:10.000 Find the other clip.

00:09:12.000 What are you doing?

00:09:12.000 What's taking you so goddamn long?

00:09:14.000 We have to go through a different version here.

00:09:16.000 There we go.

00:09:17.000 I got it.

00:09:21.000 Jews because they thought the place was a shithole. 0.92

00:09:24.000 No, but they did.

00:09:25.000 That makes sense.

00:09:26.000 You don't understand.

00:09:27.000 You don't get it.

00:09:29.000 Do you feel lucky to be born into Australia?

00:09:31.000 Absolutely.

00:09:32.000 Because you could have been born into what you called one of these shithole countries.

00:09:35.000 If you look at the polls in Australia done by the Poles, get them out of here. 1.00

00:09:40.000 Just also, another important note.

00:09:42.000 The sketchpad that Jim Jeffries is holding, he drew Muhammad on. 1.00

00:09:46.000 Said he's a wobbly ghost trying to get Avi to be Islamophobic.

00:09:50.000 They didn't show that, of course.

00:09:53.000 Statistically, say in America, there's way more homegrown terrorists than there are Islamic terrorists.

00:09:59.000 I think you're nuts.

00:10:01.000 Just, can you pause it again?

00:10:04.000 I hate when people say that stupid statistic.

00:10:07.000 They say that Trump's a Nazi.

00:10:09.000 Everyone who votes for him is a Nazi.

00:10:10.000 50% of the country is Nazis.

00:10:12.000 And then they say the Nazis are more responsible for terrorism than the Islamic terrorists.

00:10:15.000 And they include things like some KKK bitch killed her husband. 1.00

00:10:20.000 That's white supremacist terrorism.

00:10:22.000 What?

00:10:24.000 And then they try to include Columbine and all these other school shootings.

00:10:27.000 That's not terrorism.

00:10:29.000 Stop it.

00:10:30.000 You're full of it.

00:10:32.000 We know when we think of terrorism, we know San Bernardino, Pulse, Nightclub.

00:10:36.000 We know September 11th.

00:10:37.000 We know the Westside Highway.

00:10:39.000 We know Fort Hood.

00:10:40.000 We know Oklahoma.

00:10:42.000 Yes, Charlottesville was white supremacist terrorism.

00:10:45.000 Sure, that's one.

00:10:47.000 Just keep repeating that one.

00:10:49.000 Maybe your point will be made magically.

00:10:51.000 It doesn't hurt me if you believe in crazy ideas.

00:10:55.000 What hurts me is when your crazy ideas preach killing me.

00:10:59.000 That's when I have a problem.

00:11:01.000 And that's the issue here.

00:11:02.000 People don't understand.

00:11:04.000 The biggest point of conversation now is Islamic immigration.

00:11:07.000 You don't understand.

00:11:08.000 You don't get it if you think it's.

00:11:10.000 But statistically say in America, there's way more harm.

00:11:14.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:11:16.000 And you'll notice, by the way, they say, statistically, say in America, like they're just randomly choosing a country.

00:11:21.000 Yeah, how convenient that you leave out Pakistan, Somalia, India, all of the Middle East. 0.98

00:11:27.000 I'm just going to say Canada.

00:11:30.000 And you'll still, by the way, if you say Canada, still have plenty of Muslim terrorism, including two in one week. 0.91

00:11:36.000 Anyway, let's talk to Avi about getting banned and this stitch up that Jim did to him.

00:11:43.000 Should I throw him that bumper that I made there?

00:11:45.000 Let's have a cool bumper first.

00:11:47.000 I Avi, are you there, sir?

00:11:56.000 I'm here, brother.

00:11:57.000 How you doing?

00:11:58.000 I'm good.

00:11:59.000 So we were just talking about your case.

00:12:02.000 And it's fascinating to me that Comedy Central now defines who comes in and out of the country.

00:12:08.000 They are the new border guards.

00:12:10.000 We talk about Clown World and how this is a joke.

00:12:13.000 And then the head of jokes, Comedy Central, is defining whether you can come and see a Jem Jeffries show.

00:12:21.000 It's absolutely bizarre, isn't it?

00:12:23.000 They keep talking about Trump's America.

00:12:25.000 I just didn't expect it to pan out this way.

00:12:29.000 And their evidence is I have pictures with him carrying tons of guns.

00:12:34.000 And this is, of course, when you're in the IDF.

00:12:37.000 Oh, well, isn't that a surprise?

00:12:39.000 A military man carrying guns.

00:12:43.000 And by the way, Israel is an ally of America, so we want their soldiers.

00:12:49.000 I served alongside American Marines.

00:12:51.000 We actually trained together.

00:12:54.000 In fact, the weapon I was carrying was an American M4.

00:13:04.000 You know, there's plenty of people I don't like, and I would be tempted to call the FBI and say this person's a terrorist just to sabotage their lives.

00:13:13.000 But, well, first of all, that's unethical, but it's also illegal.

00:13:18.000 I would get in trouble if I did this.

00:13:19.000 Why don't they get in trouble?

00:13:21.000 You can't just willy-nilly say that guy's a terrorist.

00:13:25.000 Listen, like I've said from the beginning of this whole situation, is if it was protocol, I have no problem with it.

00:13:30.000 I'm somebody that believes in strong borders.

00:13:33.000 I believe in border security.

00:13:35.000 I believe in law and order.

00:13:38.000 But if somebody's played the system here because they have connections or they knew how they could play the system, the fact is that at the end of the day, I got cleared by the FBI because it was obvious that I wasn't there to carry out any sort of terror incident.

00:13:58.000 It's kind of funny even saying it to you.

00:14:01.000 I want to kill Jim Jeffries.

00:14:05.000 Okay.

00:14:07.000 I'm a psychoterrorist.

00:14:11.000 I'm a white supremacist who hates brown people and wants them all to die. 1.00

00:14:17.000 That was weird.

00:14:19.000 Let's try to get back on track here.

00:14:21.000 This is strictly Comedy Central pulling strings because they don't want to be embarrassed because you caught them lying.

00:14:28.000 They've invested a lot of money into Jim Jeffries.

00:14:30.000 He's a brand.

00:14:31.000 He's a product of theirs.

00:14:33.000 And you have the potential.

00:14:34.000 He's a very triggered brand.

00:14:36.000 I've got to admit.

00:14:37.000 Right now, he is the most triggered brand I've ever met.

00:14:40.000 He's even blocked me.

00:14:43.000 He has no problem featuring me on his show.

00:14:46.000 He has no problem keeping that defamatory content online.

00:14:51.000 In fact, it's playing here on our cable TV.

00:14:54.000 Amazing.

00:14:55.000 But he's blocked me from Twitter.

00:14:57.000 And what was it like when you were being interrogated?

00:15:00.000 Did they tell you why?

00:15:01.000 Like, when did you find out Comedy Central had done it?

00:15:04.000 Listen, I'm going to be honest.

00:15:06.000 I walked into that room and when the FBI flashed their badges, I was like, I was in a fucking movie.

00:15:12.000 I was like, this is the most epic thing to ever happen.

00:15:15.000 Well, you just had a 15-hour flight.

00:15:19.000 But I was starstruck.

00:15:20.000 I was there in front of the FBI.

00:15:21.000 I just felt like I've just gone to NCIS or some shit.

00:15:25.000 And I was like, this is an awesome story to tell in the pub on the weekend.

00:15:34.000 I couldn't believe it.

00:15:35.000 It was bizarre to me because, you know, like the allegations were just laughable.

00:15:42.000 And the thing is, the FBI agents that were there at the time were not even taking themselves seriously.

00:15:49.000 Right, right, right.

00:15:49.000 That's how much of a joke it all was.

00:15:52.000 Has Jim Jeffries reacted to any of this besides blocking you?

00:15:55.000 Have we heard him say anything?

00:15:58.000 No, refuses to.

00:16:00.000 Refuses to on every level.

00:16:01.000 So from the beginning, their tactic has been, and I've spoken to other comedians in Hollywood who have told me literally their tactic is to ignore and it'll all blow over.

00:16:15.000 And I keep saying this to them every opportunity I get, I tell them, just please, I will give you my mom's number.

00:16:22.000 Talk to my mum.

00:16:23.000 I promise you this is not blowing over.

00:16:26.000 Yes.

00:16:27.000 Well, let's make sure it doesn't blow over.

00:16:29.000 Let's you and I keep hammering them because this should be a much bigger scandal. 0.68

00:16:34.000 I'm frustrated that more people don't know about this.

00:16:37.000 You caught him in the act.

00:16:39.000 You have the footage.

00:16:40.000 Let's blow it up.

00:16:42.000 Metaphorically, FBI.

00:16:43.000 Metaphorically.

00:16:46.000 Don't get me in trouble.

00:16:47.000 I'm planning on coming back.

00:16:49.000 I've been going over this in my head.

00:16:51.000 You know, why?

00:16:52.000 You know, when it came out and when I realized, like, I was literally at a Purim event.

00:16:58.000 Purim is like the Jewish, you know, it's the night you go out, you get hammered, you dress up. 1.00

00:17:05.000 Like it's the party night of the Jews. 0.96

00:17:07.000 And I was out at an event and some like rabbi with a big beard comes up to me and he says, mate, I saw you last night on Jim Jeffries and he slaughtered you. 1.00

00:17:20.000 Oh, you should have done that interview.

00:17:22.000 And he was, the fact is, he believed the content he'd seen.

00:17:26.000 He believed, like, to be honest, if I'd watched it without seeing the truth, I would have believed it too.

00:17:32.000 And I would have really disliked that person because the way they had me answering stuff, I sounded like a total prick.

00:17:40.000 And I was just sitting there and I opened the video and I watched it and I couldn't believe my eyes.

00:17:46.000 And I was just so, I was angry.

00:17:48.000 And I just turned to this guy, I go, trust me, wait till tomorrow.

00:17:53.000 You will see what really happened.

00:17:54.000 You'll see the truth.

00:17:55.000 I'm going to expose it.

00:17:56.000 And trust me, it's not what you've just watched.

00:17:59.000 And I was sure at the time that when I released the truth, the truth of the answers, just even forget about what Jim Jeffries himself has said, because I have no problem with what he said really in theory.

00:18:13.000 I have no problem with it.

00:18:14.000 As a comic, you can say that.

00:18:16.000 I actually stand for free speech.

00:18:18.000 Just don't point fingers at me when a Christchurch incident happens.

00:18:18.000 Say it.

00:18:23.000 But more than that is the way he cut up the interviews, the way he cut and sliced my answers, even my facial reactions.

00:18:31.000 Like he literally, he would say something ridiculous to me and I would pull a face like, dude, seriously.

00:18:38.000 And then he would cut that, that reaction with something kind of like sensible that he said to make me look like I'm just unreasonable.

00:18:49.000 I'm a fanatic.

00:18:51.000 I'm an extremist.

00:18:52.000 And the sad thing is, like, he thought he could walk into the room and that I would just be that.

00:18:58.000 And obviously, it didn't pan out that way because I'm not actually that.

00:19:03.000 And I didn't answer him the way he wanted to.

00:19:06.000 So he had to cut it up.

00:19:07.000 Luckily, he was that cocky and that arrogant that he didn't see me place those two phones down.

00:19:14.000 I don't know how he didn't.

00:19:15.000 You know, the same thing happened to me with Trevor Noah on the Daily Show.

00:19:18.000 And I didn't have it on tape.

00:19:20.000 So I had to just tell everyone and hope they took my word for it.

00:19:23.000 Well, let's not let this die.

00:19:25.000 Let's keep antagonizing this bastard because people don't watch news anymore.

00:19:29.000 News gets 100,000, 300,000 views.

00:19:32.000 Comedians is where America gets their news, and that's to the tune of millions.

00:19:37.000 So we have to nip this in the button.

00:19:39.000 And people have tried to tell me, oh, RV mate, stop being that snowflake that you, you know, you, you, you say everything.

00:19:48.000 And I have no problem.

00:19:50.000 I have no problem with comedy.

00:19:51.000 I laugh at everything.

00:19:53.000 I laugh literally at everything.

00:19:54.000 And, you know, there are people even from within my own community that'll be very uncomfortable about the things that I'm willing to laugh at.

00:20:03.000 But context matters.

00:20:05.000 And the fact is, if you frame something as a serious story, and there was no joking in that story, he walked into that pointing fingers at people who radicalized the Christchurch killer, one of the biggest scumbags on this planet.

00:20:24.000 He walked in there, pointing fingers at this guy because the way he speaks about radical Islam, he is responsible for what this other white supremacist scumbag's gone and done.

00:20:38.000 There is no humor in that.

00:20:40.000 There's nothing funny.

00:20:42.000 It's also dangerous.

00:20:45.000 That puts your life in jeopardy, my friend, when he calls you that.

00:20:49.000 On every level.

00:20:51.000 on every level, like even I'm willing to stand up and be the face of countering radicalism, which already puts you in a tough spot.

00:21:03.000 Yeah.

00:21:03.000 You know, often.

00:21:05.000 But I want, I think that the only fair thing is to be portrayed exactly how you are.

00:21:13.000 And there are many scumbags out there, and I'm not taking away from that.

00:21:18.000 And the Christchurch killer is a perfect example of it.

00:21:21.000 But to go and take someone who is standing out there every single day, countering literally the same sort of extremist views you're pointing at, and turning him into that, into that same sort of monster, by cutting up his own words, it's a disgrace.

00:21:42.000 And comedy is no excuse for that.

00:21:45.000 Ever.

00:21:45.000 No.

00:21:46.000 And I don't even care what side of politics you're on.

00:21:49.000 If this happened to someone on the left, I would stand just as firmly about this matter.

00:21:54.000 Unbelievable.

00:21:55.000 Well, we got to go run a time, but I hope to see you at Tommy's trial there on May 13th.

00:22:02.000 I'll see you there.

00:22:03.000 And I promise you, if the wine was as good as the flight to here, I've literally come offline.

00:22:08.000 I'm using this.

00:22:08.000 This is my excuse to all your audience is I literally, I was doing the Jewish thing.

00:22:13.000 The wine was free.

00:22:15.000 And in my faith, when things are free, you double down.

00:22:18.000 You're like the Scots. 1.00

00:22:20.000 You're like us Scots in many ways.

00:22:22.000 We can't resist free booze.

00:22:26.000 I'm willing to own it.

00:22:27.000 I'm a proud Scot in that fashion.

00:22:29.000 Yes.

00:22:30.000 Thanks for coming on, man.

00:22:30.000 All right, Avi.

00:22:31.000 All right, bro.

00:22:32.000 I'll see you then, mate.

00:22:37.000 Make math plan.

00:22:40.000 This mustache is hard to make symmetrical.

00:22:42.000 Those guys that go jloop, I tried that once with mustache wax, and then I would laugh once, and they'd be incongruous. 0.98

00:22:48.000 So I just try to make them straight, keep them down.

00:22:51.000 Yeah.

00:22:53.000 And again, America gets their news from comedians now.

00:22:57.000 CNN, Anderson Cooper.

00:22:59.000 I remember seeing ratings for Anderson Cooper, and they were 120,000.

00:23:04.000 He did a Facebook Live thing, and I think it got 600 viewers on CNN.

00:23:10.000 And then you have Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel getting millions upon millions of viewers.

00:23:18.000 And these guys all have the same political view.

00:23:20.000 All talk show hosts are anti-Trump and love Hillary and think Trump is a Nazi.

00:23:27.000 All of them.

00:23:28.000 Isn't that bizarre?

00:23:30.000 That is propaganda.

00:23:32.000 I always make fun of Canada and Britain for having the CBC and the BBC government-controlled media.

00:23:37.000 But we don't have government-controlled media, but we still have, what's the word I'm looking for?

00:23:45.000 Homogeneous media.

00:23:47.000 God, that was presented pretty badly.

00:23:50.000 So this is old news for you.

00:23:50.000 All right.

00:23:52.000 It's new news for us.

00:23:53.000 Julian Assange was just busted.

00:23:55.000 And it's just a given that everything you're hearing about him is true.

00:23:58.000 And one of the things the Ecuadorian embassy is telling everyone is that he smeared shit all over the walls.

00:24:05.000 And not only is this smug media accepting that as a fact, they're pontificating about it in a really callous and cold way.

00:24:15.000 This is a Guardian reporter who says, I love bad house guest stories, but Julian Assange really puts it over the top.

00:24:24.000 This is Hadley Freeman.

00:24:26.000 I love stories of badly behaved house guests.

00:24:29.000 And it just goes on.

00:24:31.000 What is the, let me read the subhead there.

00:24:34.000 Surely no one is feeling any emotion as intensely as the happiness currently experienced by the staff and especially the cleaners at the Ecuador Embassy.

00:24:46.000 This is like when that dude, Nakula Basi Nakula, the guy who made the Muhammad video, he was thrown in prison for a year.

00:24:55.000 And the attitude, even at Fox News, among conservatives, was very sort of, haha, you shouldn't have done that.

00:25:01.000 We're so cold.

00:25:03.000 We're so heartless.

00:25:04.000 The left, of course, is much more.

00:25:06.000 They're much more vitriolic.

00:25:08.000 They want you fired.

00:25:09.000 They want you ruined.

00:25:09.000 They want you divorced.

00:25:11.000 You'd be surprised how many sort of Twitter comments were attacking my marriage.

00:25:16.000 And then there was a rumor that I had been divorced.

00:25:18.000 Not even close to true.

00:25:19.000 And all of these single, blogging, feminist bitches were just ecstatic and kept rubbing my nose in my divorce, which isn't happening. 1.00

00:25:30.000 Bizarre.

00:25:31.000 Look at her.

00:25:32.000 Ugh.

00:25:32.000 What a hideous cow.

00:25:34.000 Oh, that reminds me.

00:25:36.000 We don't have time on this weird episode because we're cramming in so much anti-fake news, but we will be updating the 25 hottest babes.

00:25:44.000 We did the hottest chicks in the world video that's going to become an amorphous list that's always changing. 0.99

00:25:49.000 So next episode, we'll update them.

00:25:52.000 And she's made it to what?

00:25:53.000 She's number 17, I believe, right?

00:25:55.000 She is the number one hottest chick. 1.00

00:25:58.000 She has that deal breaker, which is thinning hair. 1.00

00:26:01.000 That's something cankles we can work with.

00:26:05.000 Giant areolas?

00:26:07.000 Give me some time.

00:26:08.000 You can see right through that thinning.

00:26:09.000 Seeing right through your hair, go to Singapore, get plugs in, and then come back and we can talk.

00:26:13.000 It is a deal breaker.

00:26:15.000 Even obesity, I mean, 600 pounds is obviously a deal breaker, but a gut?

00:26:20.000 I don't know.

00:26:22.000 We'll find a way.

00:26:23.000 Sitting here, no, I saw the movie Sin City once.

00:26:26.000 Remember that cool kind of comic bookie movie?

00:26:28.000 Yeah, it was very steep seats.

00:26:32.000 By the way, if you're talking, we don't want to see the back of your head, dude.

00:26:35.000 Sorry.

00:26:36.000 Let's see your face.

00:26:39.000 Oh, I've now froze.

00:26:41.000 Well, that doesn't make us look very good.

00:26:43.000 No, that'll be fixed.

00:26:45.000 When?

00:26:46.000 Now.

00:26:47.000 Now it's fixed.

00:26:50.000 There's Ryan.

00:26:52.000 I knew it.

00:26:53.000 I was just watching going, how long till he adjusts his hair?

00:26:56.000 And you knew that I was watching you, so you pretended to scratch, but it was really kind of a fluff.

00:27:02.000 It was like, oh, my head's so itchy.

00:27:04.000 It is itchy.

00:27:05.000 Fluff.

00:27:06.000 You know when somebody gets hit in the balls in a movie and you hold your balls?

00:27:09.000 Yeah?

00:27:10.000 Well, it's like I saw the thinning hair and it makes me just want to touch my hair.

00:27:13.000 No, that's a lie.

00:27:14.000 You always correct your hair in every picture because you're a woman. 0.99

00:27:17.000 You're vain.

00:27:18.000 I'm the son of a girl.

00:27:19.000 You grew up without a dad?

00:27:21.000 Your mom was not in the picture and your dad wasn't even there when you were born.

00:27:25.000 So their hairdressing influence does not exist.

00:27:28.000 You grew up in a female household and you like watching children's movies and you tussle your hair. 0.99

00:27:37.000 Back to you.

00:27:39.000 Let's go to Cassandra and bust some myths about Julian Assange because it's important that you guys know that you are being lied to.

00:27:49.000 Bumper.

00:27:50.000 Bumper.

00:27:54.000 Cassandra, are you there?

00:27:56.000 Hey, I am.

00:27:58.000 How are you doing?

00:28:00.000 Good.

00:28:00.000 How are you?

00:28:01.000 Pretty good.

00:28:03.000 You know, I was thinking about you recently.

00:28:05.000 You're a very lovey-dovey, kind of a soft person.

00:28:09.000 That doesn't sound very flattering.

00:28:10.000 It sounds like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

00:28:12.000 But remember when that Chelsea Manning stuff was happening and she stabbed you in the back?

00:28:18.000 And you said, I don't want to talk about her.

00:28:20.000 I'll just cry.

00:28:21.000 And then I noticed with this, with Julian Assange, I sent you an article where this woman's, some British cow was saying, oh, I love bad house guest stories and this one really tops it. 0.85

00:28:33.000 And I said, you got to read how smug these people are.

00:28:35.000 And you said, I can't.

00:28:36.000 I'm too, it'll make me too sad.

00:28:41.000 You have lots of feels for someone on the right.

00:28:46.000 I have a lot of feelings, especially about this.

00:28:48.000 It's something that I've been, you know, involved with or supporting for 10 years now.

00:28:54.000 My dog is named after WikiLeaks.

00:28:58.000 This is like, it's an important cause and it's something that I believe in very heavily.

00:29:04.000 Wikileaks and Assange sort of brought you to the right, didn't they?

00:29:09.000 Kind of, yeah.

00:29:10.000 I mean, I would definitely not be on the right if I hadn't realized how corrupt the DNC was.

00:29:18.000 Right.

00:29:18.000 And obviously I knew that Hillary Clinton had said she wanted to drone Julian, and so I wasn't about to vote for somebody who wanted to murder my friend.

00:29:27.000 I think he's more than a friend to you.

00:29:29.000 I think you're in love with him.

00:29:31.000 No, he's my friend.

00:29:32.000 I have a boyfriend.

00:29:34.000 Okay.

00:29:34.000 He wrote a nice note to my boyfriend, actually, in January when I visited him.

00:29:39.000 What if your boyfriend were to get in a horrible plane wreck and Assange was freed?

00:29:45.000 Would the morning process be not so long?

00:29:49.000 He's like a Mr. Miyagi to me.

00:29:51.000 Oh, I get it.

00:29:54.000 I want to just do a quick interview.

00:29:55.000 We don't have a lot of time, but I want to just, you're a great person to go to for Assange myths.

00:30:01.000 Now, the top myth that everyone says is, yeah, he released a bunch of documents involving government behavior.

00:30:08.000 That's fine and everything if it's all corruption, but he put translators and other people who would help the American military, he put them on blast, and then now they're going to get killed.

00:30:20.000 He put our guys at risk and our allies at risk.

00:30:22.000 What do you say to that one?

00:30:24.000 So, first of all, the Pentagon repeatedly testified during the Manning trial that nobody got killed, nobody got hurt, and nobody even had to be moved because of the release.

00:30:35.000 They also originally claimed that there were 300 people whose names should have been redacted from the files but weren't, but they clearly hadn't actually read the release because those names were redacted and they later had to correct themselves.

00:30:49.000 Also, you know, on a less evidence-based defense of this, the blood, any blood is on the hands of the neocons that pushed for the war in the first place.

00:31:01.000 Like, why isn't Bill Crystal or, you know, John McCain, the ghost of John McCain on trial?

00:31:07.000 Those are the people who got everybody killed.

00:31:09.000 They got a lot more people killed with their lies than Julian Gutt could have even potentially got hurt with his truth.

00:31:16.000 Yeah, good point.

00:31:17.000 No one cared about civilians and innocent people when Obama was drone striking the Middle East.

00:31:24.000 All of a sudden, those bodies were irrelevant.

00:31:26.000 Right.

00:31:27.000 But now they're worried about his translator.

00:31:28.000 It's hypocritical.

00:31:30.000 Okay, myth number two.

00:31:32.000 Did Julian Assange smear shit on his bathroom wall?

00:31:36.000 Anyone who knows Julian has like laughed at this to the point where nobody even knew how to address it because Julian is like, he's really, I don't want to say anal, especially given the pun that happened there.

00:31:36.000 No.

00:31:50.000 It's an unfortunate term for people who are overly clean.

00:31:54.000 Yeah, he's very, he's very OCD.

00:31:58.000 Like he has, he's set in his ways.

00:32:00.000 I've been to that embassy a bunch of times.

00:32:02.000 I've been in that bathroom.

00:32:03.000 There's a note hanging above the toilet paper that says it has to hang over, not under.

00:32:09.000 Like he's very particular.

00:32:12.000 I couldn't agree more.

00:32:13.000 Don't you think that all toilet paper should be over, not under?

00:32:17.000 Yeah, I don't know why it even needed a note, but it there's my wife makes it under. 0.99

00:32:22.000 It's hanging out like a poor person putting his hand out.

00:32:26.000 Oh, no.

00:32:27.000 It should be like a gay man saying, hi.

00:32:31.000 Well, yeah, it's just, it's ridiculous.

00:32:34.000 And while I was in London this last time when I was chasing down the undercovers who were camped outside the embassy, I got leaked a copy of his transcript from October when he testified trying to fight the gag that Ecuador had placed on him.

00:32:49.000 And he specifically talked about how they were smearing him with outrageous lies and he couldn't defend himself because he was gagged.

00:32:58.000 And so they knew that they could say anything they wanted, no matter how outrageous, and people were going to buy it because he couldn't defend himself.

00:33:06.000 And so I think somebody was drunk and was like, I bet we can get papers to print that he smeared shit on the walls.

00:33:11.000 Oops, sorry.

00:33:12.000 I don't have anything.

00:33:13.000 Oh, we can swear on this one.

00:33:14.000 Yeah, that's fascinating.

00:33:15.000 Isn't it also interesting how Trump is OCD and the story about him that what's his name?

00:33:22.000 Roseanne's ex there, Tom, what the hell's his name?

00:33:25.000 Tom Arnold was pushing send me the tapes, find me the tapes.

00:33:28.000 That was the name of his vice show.

00:33:30.000 And it was all about this assumption that Trump had prostitutes urinate on a bed that Barack Obama was on.

00:33:37.000 Meanwhile, he's way too into germs and cleanliness to ever want to see anyone go to any kind of bathroom, anywhere.

00:33:46.000 Right.

00:33:47.000 It's just as ridiculous to say it about Julian.

00:33:49.000 Like, I just, I don't know.

00:33:52.000 I think these people inject their own world, their own view, their own disgusting habits on us.

00:33:59.000 And they tend to want to create this picture, which I think is actually just an insight into their souls.

00:34:06.000 Right.

00:34:07.000 And they're gross.

00:34:08.000 Okay, so isn't a lot of this, though, the Ecuadorian president mad that a picture leaked of him having lobster in bed, and he wanted to just kick Julian out because he thought that was Julian's fault, having that picture leak?

00:34:22.000 Well, that was the excuse that he made to avoid international embarrassment.

00:34:26.000 But WikiLeaks didn't release the INA papers.

00:34:29.000 They simply tweeted a link to something about it.

00:34:33.000 But the deal was made in October for Ecuador to hand over Julian Assange.

00:34:38.000 It was made with Ambassador Richard Rick Grinnell from Germany because, you know, of course the German ambassador would be the one making deals with Ecuador.

00:34:47.000 Wait, I know Rick Grinnell, the gay guy.

00:34:50.000 Yeah.

00:34:51.000 I thought he was a guy.

00:34:52.000 The one who made the deal in October.

00:34:54.000 Wait a minute.

00:34:55.000 Our friend?

00:34:56.000 I've had Rick on my show.

00:34:57.000 He facilitated Julian Assange being arrested?

00:35:01.000 Yeah.

00:35:02.000 And the deal was that he got an assurance that Julian would not be executed, but it was only a verbal agreement, and the DOJ has refused to sign anything saying it's true.

00:35:12.000 Oh, my God.

00:35:13.000 We've got to get him on the show.

00:35:14.000 What a coup.

00:35:15.000 Et too, Rick?

00:35:17.000 Yeah, that's how I felt, because I've always wrote positive things about him.

00:35:22.000 I've defended him many times.

00:35:25.000 And so I was not too pleased when the reports came out the other night that he's the one who facilitated all of this.

00:35:32.000 That's two gay friends who have stabbed us in the back recently. 1.00

00:35:35.000 Although Chelsea wasn't exactly my BF, but she stabbed you in the back. 1.00

00:35:40.000 So I understand why Chelsea did what she did.

00:35:42.000 And I have no ill will about that.

00:35:45.000 I just sent a letter off to her.

00:35:47.000 I especially, like, I still have a tremendous amount of respect for her.

00:35:51.000 No matter what you think of what she did back then, or, you know, whatever Manning did back then.

00:35:57.000 The issue now that she's sitting in jail for 40 days because she's refusing to testify against Julian Assange, even though she doesn't even like him, is a pretty bold statement.

00:36:08.000 It's a pretty brave thing to do.

00:36:10.000 You're right.

00:36:10.000 That's pretty good.

00:36:12.000 You know, you're right.

00:36:13.000 So he didn't put anyone in jeopardy with WikiLeaks.

00:36:13.000 All right.

00:36:18.000 Hillary Clinton's emails in the DNC, that was, can that be linked to Julian Assange?

00:36:25.000 Well, yeah, I mean, they released it.

00:36:28.000 But there's, so the people who found that the Russians were the ones who stole the DNC emails, it was a group called CrowdStrike who was hired by the DNC.

00:36:39.000 The DNC never turned their servers over to the FBI.

00:36:42.000 Julian maintains that it was not a state actor.

00:36:44.000 Craig Murray, the former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan, said that he's the one who met with the source near American University in DC and got the files and that he was American.

00:36:57.000 Bill Binney, the former technical director of the NSA, has done his own forensics on the files and he found that it had to have come from somebody who stuck a drive into a computer and took them locally.

00:37:09.000 So the fact that none of this is included in the Mueller report and that he didn't bother talking to any of these people is pretty ridiculous.

00:37:16.000 Isn't a common criticism that Assange helped the Russians hack our election?

00:37:22.000 Yeah, but it's not true.

00:37:24.000 And that's why they really hate him.

00:37:25.000 That's why there was that gloating article about I love bad house guests because they blame Julian for Hillary losing.

00:37:33.000 Yeah.

00:37:34.000 That's all it comes down to.

00:37:36.000 They're claiming that this is only about Manning, but there's a secret grand jury convened against Assange right now in D.C. And they asked two witnesses last week about me visiting Julian.

00:37:48.000 And I didn't know Julian during the Manning stuff, and I didn't start visiting him until after the election.

00:37:54.000 So clearly they're looking into more information than just what he did in 2010.

00:38:00.000 Wait, are you in trouble?

00:38:01.000 Are you in danger of getting arrested or anything?

00:38:04.000 Who knows?

00:38:05.000 Chelsea might have to make room for me because I'm not testifying either. 0.84

00:38:09.000 Wow.

00:38:10.000 Well, the good news is we are heavily linked to all the top gangs in the country.

00:38:15.000 So if you do get arrested, we can break you out of prison no problem using helicopters and stuff.

00:38:21.000 It's going to be a cinch.

00:38:22.000 Chains and we'll rip the bars out in the middle of the night.

00:38:24.000 It'll be cool.

00:38:26.000 All right, Sandy.

00:38:27.000 Thank you.

00:38:28.000 So feel safe.

00:38:29.000 Thank you for coming on the show and thank you for dispelling all these stupid myths.

00:38:33.000 I hate when people comply with the government and take the side of authority over rebellion.

00:38:39.000 It's disturbing.

00:38:41.000 Me too.

00:38:42.000 Hey, bye.

00:38:44.000 Thanks for having me.

00:38:44.000 Bye.

00:38:46.000 Back and forth.

00:38:47.000 I never stick.

00:38:48.000 I'm so if I just run it.

00:38:49.000 Punks are shunned.

00:38:50.000 I can't believe my boy.

00:38:53.000 My N-word, my ninja, my neighbor, your dude.

00:38:56.000 My dude, Rick Grinnell, was responsible for all this.

00:38:59.000 That's something we will be following up on.

00:39:02.000 I wonder if he'll get back to me.

00:39:03.000 I was so happy when he got the ambassador to Germany a ship.

00:39:07.000 And why is the ambassador to Germany negotiating with the Ecuadorian embassy about Julian Assange?

00:39:15.000 There's nothing German about Julian.

00:39:16.000 Isn't he Australian?

00:39:17.000 Schlafen die gut und reimen sie soos. 0.92

00:39:23.000 That's real, isn't it?

00:39:24.000 What was that quote from that woman who wrote that article? 0.99

00:39:27.000 This man is facing the death penalty.

00:39:30.000 He will be murdered by the government for something that he's not guilty of.

00:39:35.000 And instead of us going, yikes, that's disturbing.

00:39:40.000 If it was puppies, if a puppy was facing the death penalty for this, people would be up in arms.

00:39:46.000 We are much more sympathetic to dogs than we are to human beings.

00:39:50.000 In the subtitle of the article, she has more sympathy for the people cleaning the poo-poo. 0.98

00:39:57.000 She was like, I feel bad for the people cleaning up the poo-poo. 1.00

00:39:59.000 Don't say poo-poo, say shit.

00:40:01.000 Shit.

00:40:03.000 Let me see the quote.

00:40:06.000 So I thank Julian Assange, not a phrase I've used before, ever, for raising the bar on Nightmare HouseGuests with the frankly enthralling details emerging from his almost seven-year stay in London's Ecuadorian embassy, that he has finally been, that he has finally been ejected.

00:40:27.000 Ugh, that is one of the worst paragraphs I've ever read.

00:40:31.000 Disgusting.

00:40:33.000 She is why everyone hates the middle class, the bourgeoisie. 0.99

00:40:37.000 Spoken like a real number one hottest woman of all time.

00:40:40.000 Okay, we, we, so there's things in this episode that are atypical.

00:40:44.000 We're going to have mailbags.

00:40:45.000 We're going to have calls.

00:40:46.000 We're going to have green screens.

00:40:49.000 We're also going to end everything with a funny little video.

00:40:52.000 And there's a video here, freak out at a cafe.

00:40:56.000 And I thought it was good for this episode because it shows the total lack of empathy people in general have these days.

00:41:03.000 And it disturbs me.

00:41:04.000 I think it's a symptom of the left.

00:41:06.000 But my boy Ryan here noticed something I didn't know.

00:41:09.000 And this is him being more intelligent than me, which is a shocker.

00:41:16.000 This is fake.

00:41:17.000 I think so.

00:41:19.000 And I followed a little trail about it.

00:41:21.000 So why are you saying you think so?

00:41:23.000 You know so.

00:41:24.000 I know.

00:41:25.000 But before I thought, this was pre-closet.

00:41:28.000 Thanks for updating us on that.

00:41:30.000 All right, well, that was clunky.

00:41:32.000 But yeah, so I found out that there was a PR stunt done by the coffee place and also some local production company.

00:41:40.000 And the way I could tell is you'll see the way he's projecting his voice to the whole cafe.

00:41:45.000 Yeah.

00:41:45.000 Looks like he's playing to the camera.

00:41:46.000 Well, I fell for it, but let's just show it.

00:41:50.000 When you first told me his computer was a real giveaway, because no one wants to wreck a computer.

00:41:55.000 They're $5,000, right?

00:41:57.000 Yeah.

00:42:02.000 And that computer looks like a prop.

00:42:06.000 It's probably never, it was probably never a working computer.

00:42:09.000 Can you get, I have a real computer at home that's dead to me.

00:42:13.000 It's a brick because it died of old age.

00:42:15.000 Can't you use one of those?

00:42:18.000 Yeah, what is that?

00:42:19.000 Like the first Lenovo?

00:42:20.000 I'm embarrassed that I thought this was real.

00:42:22.000 Who goes like this to fix something on a keyboard?

00:42:26.000 I was thinking, okay, when I saw that, keep playing it.

00:42:29.000 I was thinking about male suicide, about how white males especially are killing themselves more than ever before.

00:42:35.000 The stats are out of control.

00:42:37.000 And I thought, this guy's having a nervous breakdown because he has to do a presentation, as he keeps saying.

00:42:41.000 But he gave me a bad day.

00:42:43.000 Luck, that is what should have given wipes.

00:42:45.000 They never flop back unless they're a studio prop.

00:42:51.000 But he does get arrested at the end.

00:42:53.000 Do you think the cops were real?

00:42:57.000 I don't think you can get the cops in on a prank.

00:42:59.000 So I think he got arrested and that's just part of the whole...

00:43:03.000 I'm really sorry.

00:43:04.000 And do you think those people leaving are part of the prank?

00:43:06.000 No, I think they're like...

00:43:12.000 If I was there, I would hope that I would come up to him and go, dude, what's going on?

00:43:16.000 Calm down.

00:43:16.000 Just calm down.

00:43:17.000 Give me that.

00:43:17.000 Calm down.

00:43:17.000 Give me that.

00:43:18.000 Right.

00:43:18.000 You're freaking out.

00:43:19.000 It's just a computer.

00:43:20.000 It's just a weird computer from the year 2001.

00:43:24.000 Just the first computer.

00:43:27.000 It's just a handmade computer.

00:43:31.000 Yeah, what is that thing?

00:43:34.000 So either someone's, this is him snapping from being a normal guy, or he's a lunatic that got far in the corporate world.

00:43:42.000 Which I don't believe.

00:43:44.000 Yeah, like, why is this guy running away?

00:43:46.000 He's not brandishing a weapon.

00:43:47.000 He's jumping up and down on his own computer.

00:43:50.000 Well, he is wielding the biggest computer ever.

00:43:55.000 And he doesn't care if it breaks.

00:43:56.000 Why did your brother die?

00:43:57.000 He got hit in the head with a computer.

00:43:59.000 What?

00:43:59.000 It must have been a hell of a computer.

00:44:01.000 Yeah, it is.

00:44:02.000 Look at it.

00:44:04.000 It's a cave weapon.

00:44:05.000 Remember those Macs with the see-through back that came in through the different colors?

00:44:08.000 It was that one.

00:44:09.000 And these are the fastest cops in the history of police response.

00:44:13.000 Yeah.

00:44:15.000 All right, so I fell for that.

00:44:16.000 I'm throwing Ryan a bone because he figured out something before me.

00:44:19.000 And I'm not picking my nose when you see me do this.

00:44:21.000 I have an itchy nose, just like that philosopher, Slovev Zizik.

00:44:28.000 And so I'm itching inside of my nose, okay?

00:44:30.000 I'm Scottish.

00:44:30.000 We're meant to be in wet, rainy terrain and not this dry, polleny country called America.

00:44:38.000 Although I'm very happy to be here, and I'm happy to itch my nose and get out of that hellhole called Scotland.

00:44:44.000 Like my dad says, best thing about Scotland, you never get homesick.

00:44:50.000 He also says, they are stupid and ugly and violent.

00:44:55.000 And he's two of those.

00:44:58.000 All right, we're out of time, folks.

00:45:00.000 And the takeaway for today's episode is not only don't believe what you read, but don't believe comedians and these whimsical satirists in left-wing papers who joke about feces on walls like it's not going to cost a man his life.

00:45:19.000 We're approaching a dark time.

00:45:21.000 We're frogs boiling in water and we're sitting here while this authoritative state decides who can live, who couldn't breathe.

00:45:30.000 And we go as people die.

00:45:33.000 Let's have some humanity back, please.

00:45:36.000 don't save all your empathy for a bag of puppies that was found in the dumpster by Coachella.

00:45:42.000 That's a real story.

00:45:44.000 Take me out, Ryan.

00:45:49.000 I'm Paris, the Asiatic lord of light with the power to fight and write rhymes instead.

00:45:55.000 Cause I'm hotter than lava when I be up on a microphone.

00:45:57.000 By night, you should know at the pole it's over than most.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 08, 2019

S02E01 - THIS IS A TEST

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