Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 07, 2018


Ep 165 | Booze Driver | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

46 minutes

Words per Minute

170.81699

Word Count

7,980

Sentence Count

778

Misogynist Sentences

38

Hate Speech Sentences

59


Summary

In this week's episode, the boys discuss the latest in the Tommy Robinson saga, including the new details about his treatment in prison, and whether or not they think it was really as bad as they thought it was. They also discuss a new book by Mike Scardino, the only guy in his family to ever go to college, about New York City in the 70s and 80s.


Transcript

00:01:15.000 What's that band called the Rebellions?
00:01:17.000 The Rebellious?
00:01:18.000 The Rebellions.
00:01:19.000 The Rebellions.
00:01:20.000 This is Scotland, by the way.
00:01:22.000 Bloody Scotch band.
00:01:25.000 They were just asked to leave a festival because of that song.
00:01:29.000 What's it called?
00:01:30.000 It's called Tommy Don't Stop.
00:01:32.000 They kind of sound very Mancurian.
00:01:34.000 They sound like they're from Manchester.
00:01:37.000 They don't sound Scotch to me.
00:01:40.000 Scots.
00:01:40.000 I realized recently.
00:01:42.000 I can't wear this thing.
00:01:43.000 It's too hot.
00:01:44.000 I realized recently that I've been saying Scotch my whole life to mean Scots because when my Scottish relatives say Scots, they say with a ch.
00:01:55.000 So I always assumed it was Scotch, but it's no, it's just Scotch.
00:02:00.000 See me?
00:02:00.000 I'm Scotch.
00:02:02.000 So there's a C there that isn't there.
00:02:05.000 By the way, I just sent you a picture, Ryan.
00:02:07.000 We've been getting some photos leaked of Tommy's treatment in Honorey prison, O-N-E-R-Y, I believe it was called, a very Muslim prison.
00:02:17.000 And he was complaining that it was hot and he had to barricade his own window, his only window, because people would throw feces in it.
00:02:25.000 So he's in this hot box with just a blue mat on the ground.
00:02:28.000 If you look at the pictures that I'm seeing now, do you have that picture, Ryan?
00:02:33.000 No, I just emailed you a picture of Tommy Robinson.
00:02:36.000 That's sewage in Haiti.
00:02:38.000 I don't think he'd be very flattered to know.
00:02:42.000 But I'm starting to, I mean, I respect Tommy, I guess, but I'm starting to think this whole thing was a lie.
00:02:49.000 If you look at the treatment.
00:02:52.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:02:52.000 That's the picture.
00:02:53.000 Look at this.
00:02:55.000 Does this look like hell to you?
00:02:58.000 He's got a beautiful pool in the background.
00:03:01.000 He gets to wear great outfits.
00:03:03.000 He's got his shower shoes.
00:03:04.000 Scroll down.
00:03:06.000 He's got his shorts on there, shower shoes on.
00:03:11.000 Sorry, Tommy.
00:03:13.000 I no longer have any sympathy.
00:03:14.000 That joke took so long.
00:03:18.000 It was so laborious.
00:03:20.000 That joke was like working on a chain gang.
00:03:24.000 I felt like I was sitting there building the railroads with you.
00:03:27.000 Oh, wee ho, kung.
00:03:29.000 Trying to make a joke.
00:03:32.000 Oh, wee ho.
00:03:33.000 You might even think you're just serious now.
00:03:34.000 He's like, that guy's.
00:03:35.000 Well, that's the problem.
00:03:36.000 When the delivery takes about 20 minutes, the next thing you know is you think, I think that that's his prison.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, we should get that.
00:03:46.000 Let's get that band on the show.
00:03:47.000 I like them.
00:03:49.000 I'm reading a great book, by the way, I highly recommend.
00:03:51.000 I should get this guy on the show, Mike Scardino, working-class dude who went to med school, only guy in his family to ever go to college.
00:04:00.000 And the way he got through med school was to drive an ambulance.
00:04:02.000 So it's all about New York in the 70s and 80s and what a complete hellhole it is.
00:04:07.000 And that's one of my favorite things.
00:04:09.000 It's kind of why I moved to New York, is because I'm enamored with the disgusting times.
00:04:14.000 Like when The Clash came here and played, I think that was 82.
00:04:17.000 That's my favorite kind of New York.
00:04:18.000 I don't want to live there.
00:04:20.000 I don't want to get mugged and be shot and have people walk over my body.
00:04:23.000 But aesthetically, I just like looking at that and reading about that.
00:04:29.000 This is not today's post.
00:04:31.000 I lost today's post.
00:04:32.000 I think someone in the studio here stole it.
00:04:35.000 We have a shared bathroom with other studios here in Rockefeller Center.
00:04:40.000 And I think that someone removed it.
00:04:44.000 So I have yesterday's, if that helps.
00:04:46.000 Today's is called Booze Driver, and it's about an MTA bus driver who was drunk.
00:04:51.000 There he is.
00:04:52.000 That's today's post.
00:04:54.000 But this is yesterday's post.
00:04:56.000 And I'm actually glad that we got to talk about yesterday's post because Melania tweeted out that she supports LeBron.
00:05:03.000 And her whole thing, because I think her son is autistic, and her whole thing is like, let's be nice to kids and let's stop bullying and that kind of stuff.
00:05:11.000 She obviously has a motive there.
00:05:14.000 But she said, it looks like LeBron is really helping out kids.
00:05:17.000 That's great.
00:05:18.000 This is a few hours after LeBron said on CNN to Don Lemon that Trump is dividing the country.
00:05:28.000 He started out saying sorta, then Don Lemon said, sorta?
00:05:31.000 And then he goes, no, totally.
00:05:32.000 He's dividing the country.
00:05:33.000 And then a few hours later, Melania goes, I like LeBron.
00:05:37.000 Now, here's my crazy kakamimi theory.
00:05:41.000 And it's been, we have two great examples now.
00:05:44.000 I don't think Melania is very clued in.
00:05:47.000 I think she's, I don't want to say stupid, but I think she's a bit of a ditz.
00:05:51.000 I mean, she's a breathtakingly gorgeous ditz, and I'm glad she's our first lady.
00:05:55.000 But I think we tend to imbue some kind of authority and foresight on the first lady that just isn't there.
00:06:03.000 She didn't really realize that Trump had criticized LeBron.
00:06:08.000 She's not clued into the news.
00:06:09.000 She didn't know LeBron had just been crapping all over her husband.
00:06:12.000 So there was nothing premeditated or there's no kind of statement there other than just a Ditzy Broad.
00:06:17.000 Sorry, I can't believe I'm calling the First Lady somewhat Ditzy Broad, but I am.
00:06:22.000 Just like that whole, I don't really care, do you?
00:06:26.000 Remember she had that on her parka and she went to meet, I don't know, some starving Africans or something and everyone went, oh no, it was right with the children's separation thing.
00:06:34.000 And they go, oh, she's saying she doesn't care about separated kids.
00:06:38.000 I don't even think she read the back of her coat.
00:06:40.000 I think her stylist buys her clothes and that was a hot coat that year and it was going to be kind of rainy, and she didn't have any foresight and just went, plop, put it on.
00:06:49.000 We all tried to guess what her motives were.
00:06:53.000 Stop it.
00:06:54.000 This is a big problem, too, with the curious class of which I'm a member.
00:07:00.000 We tend to pontificate and stroke our beards too much and assume that everyone else is thinking a lot.
00:07:06.000 They're not.
00:07:07.000 People are just going like this.
00:07:11.000 Walking through life.
00:07:13.000 They don't think about immigration.
00:07:14.000 They don't think about messages.
00:07:15.000 They don't think about this.
00:07:17.000 I went to a powwow this weekend.
00:07:19.000 I'm desperate to get my kids to care about their Indian heritage.
00:07:22.000 My wife's an Indian, but we live in a very non-Indian way.
00:07:27.000 All their cousins and stuff are Ho-Chunks back in Madison and Winnebagos in Nebraska.
00:07:32.000 That's the thing about my wife's tribe.
00:07:35.000 They had beautiful land in Madison in Wisconsin, and then they pushed them all to Nebraska and they kept coming back.
00:07:41.000 And eventually, they became two tribes, the Winnebagos in Nebraska and the Ho-Chunks in Madison.
00:07:46.000 My kids don't know that.
00:07:47.000 My kids don't care.
00:07:48.000 My kid just did a presentation in school about Indian tribes and he chose the Algonquins.
00:07:55.000 I go, dude, your middle name is White Thunder.
00:07:59.000 Ever heard of your own tribe?
00:08:01.000 And then I tried to contact the teacher and he was mortified.
00:08:03.000 Don't, don't!
00:08:04.000 Don't walk the boat.
00:08:07.000 So we go to the powwow.
00:08:09.000 We're eating fry bread, which is just bread that's fried.
00:08:12.000 I can't have more than two bites.
00:08:15.000 It's sort of like Laswegian fish and chips.
00:08:17.000 It's so saturated with grease and fat that you have one bite and you're like, I'm stuffed for the day.
00:08:22.000 Thank you.
00:08:24.000 They didn't have any.
00:08:25.000 I got some cool weapons.
00:08:27.000 I bought some weapons there, a spear, some Mi'kmaq made.
00:08:29.000 And this cool thing for bashing people in the head.
00:08:33.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:08:34.000 And when the French were fighting, I think it was the Mohawks, they would get their guns.
00:08:39.000 They get the French guns, but they didn't have the gunpowder or anything.
00:08:43.000 So they would take the stalks off and then attach a circular ball to them and smash French heads and other tribes' heads, just split them right open with a big wood ball.
00:08:52.000 I got some of that stuff.
00:08:53.000 But the reason I'm wearing this shirt is, can you imagine white people doing this, make America white again?
00:09:00.000 It's completely inconceivable, right?
00:09:03.000 But you can have, make Jap, in Japan, you could easily have a shirt that says make Japan Japanese again.
00:09:10.000 Any other culture, make Mexico.
00:09:11.000 You could say make America Mexico again, you know, because they'd argue that they used to own Texas or California or whatever, the Southwest.
00:09:20.000 That's cool.
00:09:21.000 So why is it okay for other races?
00:09:23.000 I think it's a form of racism, and not just against whites, but it's a form of bigotry of low expectations towards other tribes, other groups.
00:09:32.000 So when you see this and you go, yeah, it's just like I was saying about being a Mets fan, you feel like you have Down syndrome.
00:09:39.000 People go, yeah, make America Native again.
00:09:42.000 Yes, yes, you can.
00:09:44.000 They see white people as a threat because they think we're superior.
00:09:47.000 So they go, don't, dude, dude, that's horrible.
00:09:50.000 You'll end up with genocide when you say it because you're effective.
00:09:53.000 But Indians, oh, make America black again.
00:09:56.000 Oh.
00:09:56.000 That's what they're saying.
00:09:58.000 So when you have these double standards and you let, say, Sarah Jung get away with anti-white racism, but no one else can get away with anti-black racism, what you're saying is I coddle other races because I think they're inferior.
00:10:12.000 That's the irony of all this.
00:10:14.000 I want egalitarianism.
00:10:16.000 I want everyone to be as racist or non-racist as they want to be, and everything is equally offensive.
00:10:21.000 But they have different rules because they see whites as superior.
00:10:24.000 So, if you like this shirt, you are racist towards natives.
00:10:31.000 You follow me?
00:10:32.000 Because you're coddling them and giving them a bigotry of low expectations.
00:10:38.000 All right.
00:10:39.000 Let's get started, shall we?
00:10:43.000 That's enough of the New York Post.
00:10:44.000 That's enough of a bad call.
00:10:49.000 Monday, fun day.
00:10:50.000 By the way, Ryan, when you go to camera two, you have to let it hang there for like five seconds.
00:10:57.000 You can't just go, boop, boop.
00:10:57.000 Gotcha.
00:10:59.000 It looks like a mistake.
00:11:01.000 I wonder if this was a bad instinct, but I'll do it anyway.
00:11:04.000 When you said, so if you like this shirt, you're a racist.
00:11:06.000 And I was going to turn around and go to this camera and go, shame.
00:11:10.000 Yeah, that would have been funny.
00:11:12.000 It would have been funnier than our 10-minute long Tommy Robinson bit.
00:11:17.000 The long and winding joke never ends.
00:11:23.000 It's always there.
00:11:27.000 So there was a big rally in Portland.
00:11:31.000 Now, why have a rally in Portland?
00:11:33.000 Because the far left, the alt-left, control that city.
00:11:36.000 They have undue influence.
00:11:38.000 The police have been told to stand down at many rallies.
00:11:41.000 They will do things like they will disarm the right-wingers, the Trumpers, put them in a perimeter, let them have their rally, and then say, ah, this is a riot now, and let them go.
00:11:51.000 Now they are unarmed, and Antifa is armed to the teeth.
00:11:54.000 You should just look up weapons confiscated by Portland Antifa and you'll be shocked.
00:11:58.000 They look medieval.
00:12:00.000 It looks like they were confiscated from Braveheart's men in the year 736.
00:12:07.000 So that's why they have marches there.
00:12:09.000 I'm not interested.
00:12:10.000 I've fought Nazi skinheads in the 80s.
00:12:13.000 I've done all that stuff.
00:12:14.000 I'm 48 now.
00:12:14.000 I'm not interested.
00:12:16.000 But I understand it, and I support it.
00:12:19.000 But I also get worried about consequences.
00:12:22.000 I don't think a lot of these Antifa realize that life has consequences.
00:12:26.000 Sort of like that Knight of Freedom thing where they strangled an old man and gave him a heart attack as he fell to the ground.
00:12:34.000 And then they started attacking the cops.
00:12:36.000 I feel bad.
00:12:37.000 Obviously, I feel bad for the old man who was strangled and almost died, but who wasn't even conservative, by the way.
00:12:43.000 He was just at the night.
00:12:45.000 I feel bad for the moronic rich kid Antifa guy who's looking at 16 years in prison.
00:12:52.000 I mean, that's attempted murder.
00:12:54.000 And he put a cop at a headlock.
00:12:58.000 All of this on the assumption that he was fighting Nazis.
00:13:08.000 Nazis don't exist.
00:13:12.000 Nazis don't exist.
00:13:14.000 White supremacy is not a thing.
00:13:17.000 White nationalists are not a thing.
00:13:20.000 They are as common as albino skateboarders.
00:13:24.000 Are albino skateboarders a thing?
00:13:28.000 I'm sure they exist, but are they a thing?
00:13:31.000 No.
00:13:32.000 Do they take up any room in your mind?
00:13:34.000 No, they don't.
00:13:37.000 We can name them all.
00:13:38.000 Richard Spencer, David Duke, blah, blah, blah.
00:13:41.000 We can name them all on one hand.
00:13:43.000 And by the way, these guys have never committed acts of violence.
00:13:47.000 They just have offensive ideas.
00:13:49.000 Yeah, well, there was a guy, a white supremacist in Kentucky who stabbed a dude.
00:13:53.000 Okay.
00:13:54.000 You want to get into that?
00:13:55.000 You want to get into me listing crimes?
00:13:56.000 You want me to talk about the black woman who stole a white person's baby and burnt it alive and left it on the train tracks?
00:14:02.000 Is that what we're doing now?
00:14:05.000 There's no patterns with white nationalists.
00:14:07.000 So please shut up about them.
00:14:09.000 And it's strange that you have these beta males like here.
00:14:14.000 Where have I got them there?
00:14:17.000 It's called These Three.
00:14:18.000 It's way down there.
00:14:20.000 Jared Holt, Christopher Matthias, Andy Campbell are perfect examples of these guys who have devoted their lives to fighting hate.
00:14:30.000 There's a group in Britain called Hope Not Hate.
00:14:34.000 And they shut down my rebel cruise, actually.
00:14:37.000 We wanted to go on a conservative cruise and just talk about stuff on a cruise, on the water.
00:14:43.000 None of your business.
00:14:44.000 No Zeke Heiling.
00:14:46.000 Just a bunch of mostly older, wealthy people listening to me and Faith and Ezra Levant talk.
00:14:52.000 Yeah, there they are.
00:14:53.000 And Hope Not Hate.
00:14:54.000 Shut it down.
00:14:55.000 We can't have ideas on the water.
00:14:56.000 The fish might become Nazis.
00:14:59.000 So anyway, these three beta male clowns, have you noticed they all look the same?
00:15:03.000 They all look so weak.
00:15:06.000 I think that Jared Holt is the one in the middle.
00:15:08.000 I think he's gay.
00:15:09.000 So you have three guys who were clearly bullied in high school, and they want to get revenge.
00:15:16.000 And they want to feel empowered.
00:15:18.000 So I fight Nazis.
00:15:20.000 I don't like Nazis in my town.
00:15:22.000 I'm punching Nazis in the face.
00:15:24.000 Boom.
00:15:24.000 Yeah, I'm tough now.
00:15:26.000 And you go, okay, you hate hate.
00:15:28.000 Gotcha.
00:15:28.000 So Melanoid Nation is a group of Americans, black people who think that everyone that's alt-right should be shot in the face and blacks should go kill them.
00:15:38.000 We also have the new Black Panther Party talking about murdering cops.
00:15:43.000 And all of this rhetoric is effective.
00:15:45.000 Cops do get killed.
00:15:46.000 They sit there and they chant, pigs in a blanket, fry them like bacon, or what do we want?
00:15:50.000 Dead cops, when do we want them?
00:15:51.000 Now.
00:15:52.000 That's a hateful chant.
00:15:54.000 And it had actual results.
00:15:56.000 Unlike all this bullshit can only come up with Heather Heyer, who, by the way, was attacked by an academic, a professor from a group called Redneck Revolt.
00:16:06.000 He started attacking the car, chased the guy with a gun.
00:16:08.000 The guy got spooked.
00:16:09.000 He's probably autistic.
00:16:10.000 And he drove into the crowd.
00:16:13.000 And why did you bring an overweight woman with flip-flops to a riot?
00:16:17.000 So she had a heart attack and died.
00:16:19.000 I don't even know if she was hit by the car.
00:16:20.000 I think the whole risk of it may have given her the heart attack.
00:16:25.000 But that's their smoking gun, and we keep hearing about it again and again.
00:16:28.000 White Nashland is dangerous.
00:16:29.000 Look at Heather Heyer.
00:16:30.000 No, you guys are dangerous.
00:16:31.000 You lead to deaths.
00:16:32.000 And then, of course, we have Muslim extremism.
00:16:35.000 We have Fort Hood.
00:16:37.000 We have San Bernardino.
00:16:38.000 We have the Pulse shooting.
00:16:40.000 We have Danforth in Toronto, the shooting there.
00:16:43.000 We had two terrorist attacks in one week in Canada.
00:16:46.000 So all over North America, I have plenty of examples of Muslim extremism here in New York.
00:16:51.000 They're driving down the West Side Highway, plowing people over.
00:16:53.000 And don't freeze frame that gesture and make it a Zeke Isle, by the way.
00:16:57.000 I can't even move my arms now because of this bizarre scrutiny.
00:17:01.000 If I'm pointing up there, I have to go like this.
00:17:03.000 You know, over there?
00:17:07.000 So you go, if you're obsessed with hate, you must be really concerned about that.
00:17:11.000 About black nationalism, about Muslim extremism, about the race wars going on in Southern California right now, where Mexican gangs are murdering blacks based solely on race.
00:17:23.000 You must hate that.
00:17:23.000 You must hate Planned Parenthood for killing tens of thousands of unborn black babies a year, right?
00:17:30.000 No, not a peep.
00:17:31.000 And I've spoken with these guys, like Will Summer.
00:17:34.000 I said, I'm looking forward to your exhaustive hit piece on the, what's it called, Islamberg, where there's plenty of evidence that these are jihadi training camps.
00:17:45.000 He goes, not my area of expertise.
00:17:46.000 No, no, I'm just focused on white males saying things that could be construed as racist.
00:17:52.000 That's my obsession.
00:17:53.000 And with my content, for example, I've been barfing out stuff since the early 90s.
00:17:59.000 All vice magazines, tomes and tomes of vice magazines, movies, books, thousands and thousands of articles.
00:18:07.000 It's crystal clear where I stand, and it's basically my Twitter bio.
00:18:10.000 But they'll go and they'll cherry-pick something and take it out of context, edit it together and go, see?
00:18:15.000 I just think, why are you working so hard to create a false narrative?
00:18:19.000 Why are you working so hard to create fake news?
00:18:22.000 Because, as with all things political these days, it's never about the thing.
00:18:26.000 It's never about what it purports to be about.
00:18:28.000 And ironically, these people end up hurting the people they purport to help.
00:18:32.000 And as Dinesh D'Souza's new movie, Death of a Nation shows, if you want to get into racism and Nazis, it's them.
00:18:40.000 There's plenty of evidence that the Democrats are the KKK party and never stopped.
00:18:46.000 Look at what welfare does to the black family.
00:18:48.000 See, this is why, you wonder why they call us MAGA guys racist.
00:18:51.000 And it basically comes down to we don't think welfare works.
00:18:54.000 So they go, oh, you want black people to starve to death.
00:18:56.000 That's why you're against food stamps.
00:18:59.000 No, dude, I want black people to be employed.
00:19:02.000 You see, their logic is so flawed.
00:19:04.000 They go, so you don't like all these social programs.
00:19:07.000 Ergo, here's the leap.
00:19:09.000 Ergo, you don't think black people deserve help?
00:19:13.000 No.
00:19:13.000 I think welfare destroys cultures.
00:19:17.000 I think Indian reservations are a great example of what big government intervention and social programs can do to a people, as we learned in Naomi Schaefer-Riley's book, The New Trail of Tears, which I'm also reading right now.
00:19:32.000 And I can only take it in small doses because it's real depressing.
00:19:37.000 And I also think that you destroyed black culture and black families by incentivizing single moms.
00:19:44.000 You literally gave a woman money to dump her potential husband and said, not only should you get rid of him, but have more babies, you get more money.
00:19:53.000 Okay, the next thing you know, we have the shattered black family.
00:19:55.000 I've said this a million times, but I'll say it again.
00:19:57.000 Back before the welfare boom, blacks committed crime about the same as whites.
00:20:03.000 Their divorce rate was about the same as whites.
00:20:06.000 So when you're against social programs, you're pro-black.
00:20:11.000 You want them out of prison.
00:20:13.000 You want them out of the projects.
00:20:14.000 You want them employed.
00:20:16.000 But these people keep lying.
00:20:18.000 And I am convinced, if you go back to that picture, these guys don't care about blacks, obviously.
00:20:22.000 They don't know any blacks.
00:20:24.000 What they care about is their own feelings.
00:20:27.000 And when you are a proud boy, when you're a Western chauvinist, when you say families are great, when you say put a ring on it, when you say be a man, when you say love America, they feel vulnerable.
00:20:40.000 And it sounds like a threat to them.
00:20:42.000 And it reminds them of the tough guys in high school that made them feel weak and inconsequential.
00:20:47.000 So they lash out.
00:20:48.000 Now, you can't say, I hate that guy.
00:20:50.000 He's manly and makes me feel like a wimp.
00:20:52.000 That doesn't make you look good.
00:20:54.000 So you lie and you say, I'm against hate.
00:20:57.000 I'm fighting Nazis.
00:20:58.000 I don't want Nazis in my town.
00:21:02.000 That feels a lot better.
00:21:03.000 And I hate it because it's disingenuous.
00:21:06.000 I hate dishonesty.
00:21:08.000 I can take people all over the political spectrum.
00:21:10.000 With the far left, I'll have to sit with them and go, how can you think that welfare is good for blacks?
00:21:16.000 Or how can you think that mass immigration is good for the poor?
00:21:20.000 So I'll be curious.
00:21:22.000 And I've got to be honest, I have a lot less liberal friends now that Trump is in office, but when I did have a lot, it was kind of tedious sometimes talking to them about immigration.
00:21:34.000 They don't know how many illegals are in the country.
00:21:35.000 They don't know how many cross the border every day.
00:21:37.000 They don't know how much it costs.
00:21:38.000 They just know the vibe.
00:21:39.000 We're a nation of immigrants.
00:21:41.000 Yeah, I get the vibe.
00:21:42.000 I would like to discuss specifics now.
00:21:45.000 I convinced David Cross that immigration is a serious problem in America.
00:21:49.000 It took me a year and a half, a year and a half of articles and data.
00:21:54.000 And eventually he's like, oh, I see your point.
00:21:55.000 Okay, I got you.
00:21:56.000 And it didn't change his mind on anything else.
00:21:59.000 So was it worth it?
00:22:02.000 Anyway, so Patriot Prayer had a big rally in Portland as a way of saying, screw Antifa, we don't like these guys.
00:22:12.000 We're fighting back.
00:22:13.000 And when Antifa, like, first of all, they go, why are you having this rally?
00:22:18.000 It's going to get people hurt.
00:22:19.000 Why don't they just not come and try to wreck it?
00:22:21.000 So that's our boys going there to surround Joey Gibson, who's a Christian who is proud to be a Trump supporter.
00:22:28.000 By the way, if Joey Gibson went to a restaurant in Portland, he would get stabbed.
00:22:31.000 So this isn't just anyone having a Trump rally.
00:22:34.000 This is someone in a very far alt-left city saying, I should be able to walk the streets proudly and support the president of the United States who is democratically elected.
00:22:46.000 But the police, I don't know if they were told to stand down or not, they didn't.
00:22:51.000 And when Antifa attacked them, they fought back.
00:22:54.000 And they basically formed a line in between the Trump supporters and Antifa and wouldn't let them congregate.
00:23:00.000 And every time that our guys would try to fight them or they try to fight our guys, the cops would separate them.
00:23:05.000 That's their job.
00:23:06.000 Good work, guys.
00:23:08.000 But of course, Portland's furious, saying, you're aiding and abetting Nazis.
00:23:13.000 Nazis.
00:23:14.000 I saw a good tweet about it.
00:23:16.000 Some black guy was saying, there's three types of Nazis.
00:23:19.000 The dead ones from 1945, three toothless hillbillies who live in the woods, and the Nazis that occupy about 100% of a liberal's mind.
00:23:33.000 Those are the three groups.
00:23:34.000 Three types of Nazis.
00:23:36.000 Anyway, so then the police, the Antifa got braver with the cops.
00:23:41.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of hate speech, Joey Gibson was there.
00:23:45.000 He's a Christian.
00:23:46.000 Patriot prayer are his big things.
00:23:48.000 So praying and loving his country, that was his agenda.
00:23:53.000 The Antifa were screaming at the cops, all cops are bastards.
00:23:57.000 All cops are bastards.
00:23:59.000 That's an old punk motto, A-C-A-B.
00:24:03.000 You have the right to say that.
00:24:04.000 It's perfectly legal to go up to a cop and say, F you and give him the finger.
00:24:04.000 You have the right.
00:24:08.000 I don't like that.
00:24:10.000 It seems very disrespectful, but you can do that.
00:24:15.000 But these guys are screaming.
00:24:17.000 Imagine you did that to any other gang.
00:24:18.000 Imagine you were going, all hell's angels are bastards.
00:24:21.000 All hell's angels are bastards.
00:24:22.000 And you got beat up and you were surprised.
00:24:24.000 So these guys are attacking the cops, screaming at them that they're bastards.
00:24:28.000 And then they start throwing, I think it was flash grenades, which are just loud.
00:24:32.000 They don't do any damage.
00:24:35.000 Can you hear that?
00:24:41.000 I hate these things.
00:24:42.000 I like it if it's...
00:24:44.000 Look at his pink, long pink hair.
00:24:46.000 I'm all for it if it's...
00:24:55.000 If it's Lauren Southern going to do a talk and we have to surround her to make sure she's safe, that's my favorite kind.
00:25:00.000 But just marching and yelling at Antifa at 48 years old, not my favorite thing.
00:25:05.000 Actually, speaking of 48 years old, there was posters put all over Portland, all over Portland, that were hate posters.
00:25:12.000 And I know I always say free speech includes hate speech.
00:25:16.000 This is an exception.
00:25:17.000 I am not for free speech that hurts my feelings and insults me.
00:25:23.000 That should be banned by the cops.
00:25:27.000 And the cops did take a lot of these down.
00:25:29.000 So they agree with me.
00:25:30.000 No, that's not it.
00:25:31.000 It's the cartoon I emailed you.
00:25:33.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:25:35.000 Look at that.
00:25:36.000 Proud Boy Punks F off.
00:25:39.000 And that's a play on the Dead Kennedy song, Nazi Punks F off, which, by the way, I never understood.
00:25:44.000 I was punk my entire adolescence.
00:25:46.000 I never met one Nazi punk.
00:25:48.000 There was Nazi skinheads who beat up punk rockers.
00:25:51.000 If you had a swastika and you were punk, you'd get beat up.
00:25:55.000 You wouldn't be a Nazi punk.
00:25:56.000 That's no such thing.
00:25:57.000 That's like saying black clan members F Off.
00:26:00.000 It was a bizarre song, but it seems to have taken.
00:26:02.000 But what's especially hurtful about this poster is around my neck is that life alert thing where you say I've fallen and you can't and you can't get up.
00:26:15.000 Yes.
00:26:18.000 That's so mean.
00:26:20.000 Ban mean speech.
00:26:22.000 Free speech does not include speech that is ageist and mocks people who have hot collars and messy hair.
00:26:30.000 And look at the way they've depicted my skin there with dots all over it.
00:26:36.000 That does not include it in free speech.
00:26:38.000 Do you remember on The Simpsons?
00:26:39.000 I think Lisa drew a picture of Mo, or maybe it was Bart, and he had the stink lines in Mo's season.
00:26:44.000 He goes, ah, you got the stink lines and everything.
00:26:47.000 That's how I felt when I saw the life alert.
00:26:49.000 Oh, you got the life alert and everything.
00:26:51.000 I didn't know that was you.
00:26:53.000 Yes.
00:26:53.000 I didn't know that was supposed to be me, but I see it now.
00:26:55.000 Yes.
00:26:56.000 With the dots.
00:26:57.000 Well, it got worse.
00:26:58.000 Some of them were holding signs that I also think should be banned that are not included in free speech.
00:27:04.000 There was a woman holding a sign that said, I smell like farts.
00:27:08.000 Isn't that censor that?
00:27:11.000 That poster should be confiscated by the police.
00:27:13.000 Gavin McInnes smells like farts.
00:27:17.000 By the way, never include the other names when we do something like that.
00:27:21.000 Because that's from a private Facebook group.
00:27:23.000 They spell my name.
00:27:24.000 It's weird.
00:27:24.000 They got my name spelled wrong, but they did this lowercase C capital I thing, which I appreciate.
00:27:29.000 And this is true, actually.
00:27:30.000 I'd like to explain something about this sign.
00:27:33.000 I'm Scottish genetically, right?
00:27:35.000 We are not used to having food as a people.
00:27:39.000 There would just be a pot in our mud hut that would be boiling 24 hours a day.
00:27:44.000 And if you got a piece of goat meat, you throw it in there.
00:27:45.000 You got a stump, a root, a potato.
00:27:49.000 Potatoes were like that.
00:27:50.000 We couldn't believe how luxurious potatoes were.
00:27:53.000 We're still like that.
00:27:54.000 So my stomach is not very good.
00:27:55.000 And I drink tons and tons of bourbon, which is rotten corn, and tons of beers.
00:27:59.000 And then I'll have like a jalapeno.
00:28:01.000 So my stomach is always overwhelmed.
00:28:03.000 And then the next morning I'll have coffee, which we're also not used to.
00:28:06.000 I swear to God, five years ago, you'd go to Glasgow and you'd say, could I get a coffee?
00:28:10.000 And they'd say, you mean tea?
00:28:13.000 No, coffee.
00:28:14.000 All right.
00:28:14.000 And then come back with these little packets of instant coffee.
00:28:18.000 They don't get coffee.
00:28:18.000 They don't understand it.
00:28:20.000 So our stomachs are sensitive.
00:28:21.000 And yes, in the mornings, I'm quite flatulent.
00:28:24.000 And it can get pretty intense.
00:28:25.000 I did a whole podcast on it.
00:28:28.000 So that's a hate fact.
00:28:30.000 And free speech does not include hate facts.
00:28:33.000 There was one fight that broke out with a group, American Guard, I think they're called.
00:28:42.000 It's such a lame fight.
00:28:45.000 I don't like the quality of fights going on, these things.
00:28:48.000 Besides, of course, Ruffio, who delivered the punch heard around the world.
00:28:53.000 You know what this is?
00:28:54.000 Does this about fascism, really?
00:28:57.000 Fascism, by the way, as Janesh D'Souza will tell you, is an economic model.
00:29:03.000 I see it as an economic term.
00:29:05.000 It's got nothing to do with black people and Jews.
00:29:08.000 That was Hitler's tangent.
00:29:09.000 Fascism means you control the means of production, you have a czar of energy, a czar of education.
00:29:16.000 Much like Obama's plan, really.
00:29:19.000 You appoint these various czars to run monopolies in these different departments.
00:29:24.000 So one group wants that and the other doesn't?
00:29:27.000 Is this free market versus czars, czar market?
00:29:32.000 No, of course not.
00:29:33.000 Both of these groups hate fascism.
00:29:36.000 And this is just mods and the rockers.
00:29:40.000 In that sense, it's healthy.
00:29:42.000 As long as we don't get people killed and they don't bring these bizarre knives and weapons, Proud Boys were getting hit with the claw marks of hammers in between the armor.
00:29:50.000 And they call them LARPers and they say, look at you dressing up in your armor.
00:29:52.000 Guys who don't wear armor get hammers in their ribs.
00:29:56.000 I've seen cuts where you can see that it's hammer claws that made the cut.
00:30:00.000 Or look at the bike lock guy smashing someone's head open.
00:30:03.000 But this kind of violence is not about what it's about.
00:30:06.000 For example, the mods and the rockers in the 60s, the mods were Fred Perry's and they liked Northern Soul, black music.
00:30:15.000 The rockers liked Elvis and Eddie Cochran, also pretty much black music.
00:30:22.000 So that was their only difference.
00:30:23.000 Rockers wore leather and rode motorcycles.
00:30:25.000 The mods wore parkas and suits and rode scooters.
00:30:29.000 They would fight on the beaches in the 60s, exactly the same.
00:30:32.000 And did they really care about the music?
00:30:34.000 No, it was just, I think middle-class kids work versus working class kids.
00:30:39.000 the Antifa or the middle class kids Proud Boys tend to be blue collar I think the mods I think maybe it was the mods.
00:30:48.000 That's why they dressed up nice because they wanted to be respectable, even though they were dirt poor.
00:30:53.000 Is mods short for modifications?
00:30:55.000 No.
00:30:56.000 Okay.
00:30:57.000 Yeah, they had giant pierced lips in 1960.
00:31:01.000 Play some of that.
00:31:03.000 It was kind of cool.
00:31:06.000 Can't hear it.
00:31:06.000 I can never hear it.
00:31:07.000 Be damn bright more or less.
00:31:10.000 There's the mods.
00:31:12.000 At Whitson and in August, the TV cameras and the police were ready.
00:31:16.000 The battles were smaller than at Clacton, but got much wider coverage.
00:31:20.000 That's the roof on Big Marge.
00:31:26.000 They just beat up rockets.
00:31:28.000 God forbid you would be not with your gang of 20.
00:31:31.000 Oh, that's a famous singer.
00:31:36.000 I'm gonna appreciate my time It seemed like back in the day they just stopped beating you up after a certain point.
00:31:41.000 Yeah, they were pretty reasonable about it.
00:31:42.000 Like once he fell down, that was it.
00:31:44.000 Yeah, we broke his nose.
00:31:45.000 Let's move on.
00:31:46.000 No knives.
00:31:47.000 Stamp hammers.
00:31:48.000 A young postgraduate student from Johannesburg was.
00:31:50.000 So they would go to the beaches every year, Brighton Beach, and fight.
00:31:54.000 Mods versus Rockers.
00:31:56.000 Get arrested.
00:31:57.000 It's a pretty cool action.
00:32:00.000 So I had, I'm sorry to take up so much of your time with this, but it's important.
00:32:04.000 So I got all these people attacking me, including Shannon Watts.
00:32:09.000 Now, she runs this thing called Moms Against Guns that Bloomberg funds to the tune of, I don't know, $25 million, but she gets away with, it's a grassroots organization where these moms are coming together and saying, stop shooting our kids.
00:32:24.000 It's such a lie.
00:32:26.000 And she's anti-NRA, obviously.
00:32:29.000 So she's trying To attack the NRA by calling me a Nazi and then saying I'm friends with Dana Lash.
00:32:34.000 Gavin McKinnis, founder of Proud Boys, friend of NRA lobbyist Dana Lash, planned today's Portland rally with armed white supremacists and open carry.
00:32:46.000 No evidence of that.
00:32:47.000 This is what drives me nuts, too.
00:32:49.000 I think we're at the point now with these attacks where 100% of them are based on falsitudes.
00:32:54.000 Like you could get me on Islamophobia.
00:32:57.000 I've said a lot of controversial things about Islam.
00:33:00.000 Trannies, I said there's no such thing as trans.
00:33:00.000 Attack me on that.
00:33:03.000 You're a mentally ill gay.
00:33:04.000 That's a doozy.
00:33:06.000 And that's not taken out of context.
00:33:08.000 That's what I said.
00:33:10.000 Actually, that trans thing was one of my favorite controversies, even though they shut down my ad agency and I was a pariah and all my gay friends dumped me.
00:33:17.000 I was still like, at least it's something I actually said, and that's what I meant, and you got it right.
00:33:22.000 That was a good controversy.
00:33:24.000 Nailed it.
00:33:24.000 This white supremacist thing is remarkably tedious.
00:33:29.000 I don't even really have a feeling about white supremacists.
00:33:32.000 I disagree with them.
00:33:33.000 It's like gays.
00:33:34.000 It's like being called gay all day.
00:33:35.000 You go, gays is not my cup of tea.
00:33:37.000 It's not my bag.
00:33:38.000 But I'm not a gay.
00:33:41.000 And then, so Shannon Watts says that, and then guess who gets involved?
00:33:45.000 Tom Arnold.
00:33:47.000 Gavin McInnes helped planned white supremacists jerk off.
00:33:51.000 What does he say?
00:33:52.000 Planned Proud Boy banned white supremacists jerk off.
00:33:56.000 It's so hard to understand his English.
00:33:57.000 Gavin McInnes, got it.
00:33:59.000 Helped planned Proud Boy band.
00:34:02.000 What?
00:34:03.000 So we're a band now?
00:34:04.000 White supremacist jerk off.
00:34:07.000 Okay.
00:34:07.000 And your good hair pistol packing pressed pants gang.
00:34:13.000 I sort of understand that.
00:34:14.000 He's talking about Charlottesville and the guys with the khakis.
00:34:17.000 He thinks those are all the same group.
00:34:21.000 Pressed pants gang are buds with failing NRA Dana Lash.
00:34:27.000 So put it back in your panties.
00:34:29.000 So now we're gay.
00:34:30.000 Got to be so embarrassing.
00:34:32.000 I've got a new show with the company you lost.
00:34:36.000 Yeah, that's so embarrassing.
00:34:39.000 I sold my shares of that company for millions upon millions and millions more money than I could ever spend.
00:34:45.000 And you are working in my shadow now.
00:34:47.000 And you just have some dumb show that's called, well, we saw this on Michael J. Knowles.
00:34:51.000 It's called like show is the tapes.
00:34:53.000 And it's based, again, on the myth that there's this Trump sex tape going around with Russian prostitutes peeing on him.
00:35:02.000 Dude, you're in my shadows.
00:35:04.000 You're lurking, but you're also lurching.
00:35:06.000 That's what I said to him back on Twitter.
00:35:08.000 Have you noticed he's always got this...
00:35:12.000 What is that thing?
00:35:13.000 It's the strangest demeanor.
00:35:16.000 Yeah, yeah, the lunge.
00:35:18.000 And then, of course, Kathy Griffin got involved.
00:35:24.000 Did I include that one?
00:35:26.000 No, I can find it.
00:35:30.000 It says cops.
00:35:32.000 Yeah, repulsive speech.
00:35:35.000 Okay.
00:35:36.000 So go first on the Kathy Griffin one.
00:35:39.000 I thought it was interesting.
00:35:40.000 The National Police Association responded to her.
00:35:42.000 So she goes, oh, F off, police in Portland of all cities, siding.
00:35:47.000 I don't know what that means.
00:35:47.000 So Portland is supposed to be free speech-loving, left-wing.
00:35:51.000 Why are the cops doing this?
00:35:54.000 Free speech siding with and protecting Nazis, proud boys, and prayer, some isht, while America has to face the harsh reality that cops are largely racist.
00:36:06.000 Yeah, I said it.
00:36:07.000 The cops are fighting the actual Portlanders and calling them Antifa.
00:36:12.000 Can you believe that the cops were calling the protesters Antifa?
00:36:16.000 Antifa weren't even there.
00:36:18.000 I mean, I saw tons of people with giant Antifa flags and Antifa logos on their giant shields screaming Antifa chance, but the cops were wrong to call them Antifa.
00:36:29.000 So anyway, the police responded to Kathy Griffin and said, we protect, even repulsive speech needs protection, I thought you would know.
00:36:36.000 This is a woman who tanked her career by fantasizing and showing a fantasy of her decapitating the president.
00:36:45.000 I'm not even going to get into how ugly she is.
00:36:46.000 That's too easy.
00:36:47.000 It's low-hanging fruit.
00:36:50.000 All right, we're almost done here.
00:36:52.000 We're almost done the show.
00:36:53.000 That went by fast, didn't it?
00:36:55.000 We only covered one story.
00:36:58.000 I had Dinesh D'Souza on my show, CRTV, tonight on Friday, which was great.
00:37:02.000 We've got an extra long version of the interview coming out on After Hours.
00:37:05.000 That's the extended remix of the interview.
00:37:09.000 That's like 25 minutes long.
00:37:10.000 Talking to Dinesh, man, you cannot look away or let your mind wander.
00:37:15.000 You have to stay on the money because everything he says, and this movie that I saw, Death of a Nation, it basically argues that the left wing are socialists, socialists are Nazis, socialists are racist.
00:37:26.000 So they've got everything flipped upside down.
00:37:28.000 And he proves it, beyond a shadow of a doubt.
00:37:30.000 And when he puts out these DVDs, there's time codes at the back that list every single fact and you can go look it up.
00:37:37.000 So the reviews he's getting on this are terrible.
00:37:39.000 And look at that, Rotten Tomatoes, 0% rating.
00:37:43.000 They clearly haven't even seen it.
00:37:46.000 84% of the people love it.
00:37:47.000 0% on the tomato meter.
00:37:49.000 Remember that Get Out got 100%?
00:37:52.000 And the mainstream media isn't talking about it.
00:37:55.000 Michael Moore does all the tours, all the press tours when his movies come out.
00:37:58.000 Dinesh D'Souza's movies are often more popular than his.
00:38:02.000 If you look at the most popular documentaries in the country, it'll be like, Michael Moore, Dinesh D'Souza, Moore, D'ouza, D'Souza, Moore, Moore, Moore, D'Souza.
00:38:10.000 But they're all pretending it's not out.
00:38:12.000 They're pretending that it's not in a thousand theaters across the nation.
00:38:16.000 And I think it's going to be a game changer because the left put all their eggs in the Nazi basket, which is a strange thing to do.
00:38:24.000 Diversify, guys.
00:38:25.000 I should handle your portfolios.
00:38:26.000 Don't put all your money in one stock.
00:38:29.000 So they put all their money on the Nazi stock.
00:38:31.000 They bet on one horse, Adolf Hitler running in the third, and they're wrong.
00:38:38.000 So now they're done.
00:38:39.000 They don't have any platform.
00:38:40.000 Look at the new, for 2020, the Dem's platform is hate has no home here.
00:38:46.000 So what you're really doing is calling half of the country racist, which makes them hate you and just gets Trump re-elected.
00:38:54.000 You don't have any policies, and you haven't since before Obama.
00:38:59.000 I think Bill Clinton was the last time the left had anything valid to say.
00:39:04.000 Or, no, no, anything to say.
00:39:07.000 They don't have a policy.
00:39:10.000 Hate has no home here.
00:39:12.000 And they put it on their front lawns.
00:39:14.000 Like, just so you know, they don't have a Nazi in their guest room.
00:39:19.000 Thanks for the wake-up call.
00:39:23.000 All right, we're out of time.
00:39:25.000 What should we end with, though?
00:39:27.000 I got a few fun videos.
00:39:31.000 There's Nude Beach.
00:39:32.000 Let's just look at some fat pigs.
00:39:34.000 I know, let's do both.
00:39:36.000 Let's look at the Kinky Kitten Farm from my alma mater.
00:39:38.000 This is from the company I lost that Tom Arnold now has a show on.
00:39:42.000 Damn it.
00:39:43.000 By the way, oh, that's one other thing.
00:39:44.000 Tom Arnold probably makes $20,000 in total for that show.
00:39:50.000 And those three bloggers I showed you, writing a column at Right Wing Watch probably pays $40 a column.
00:39:57.000 And you probably do like two a day.
00:39:59.000 I mean, two a week?
00:40:00.000 That's $80 a week, I think Jared Holt makes.
00:40:03.000 And same with Andy Campbell.
00:40:04.000 Huffington Post, senior editor.
00:40:07.000 Now, in my day, $1 a word was very good.
00:40:12.000 And sometimes with Maxim, you'd get $2 a word.
00:40:15.000 As I stopped writing, I'm not saying these two were related.
00:40:18.000 As I stopped writing, the price kept going down and down and down.
00:40:21.000 And in Gawker days, a post would nab you $20.
00:40:26.000 So I think, this is my theory, like I knew the guy who, there was this article called Gavin McInnis Totally Wants You to Know He's Not a White Supremacist.
00:40:36.000 It was written by a Village Voice reporter who makes about $20,000 a year, but his parents were rich and they died.
00:40:42.000 So he's got like half a million dollars in the bank.
00:40:45.000 So they're LARPing as journalists.
00:40:48.000 These guys make shockingly little money and I believe their parents pay their rent.
00:40:53.000 I mean, I know that's true.
00:40:54.000 There was a study that was done with a lot of slate and salon and all these female writers who write these attack pieces where they call everyone a Nazi and they'll never have kids and their ovaries are drying up.
00:41:02.000 They make 20 grand a year and their parents pay their rent.
00:41:06.000 So hey parents, can you cut off these bloggers, please?
00:41:09.000 Stop paying their rent, make them get a real job because they're very irritating.
00:41:14.000 Anyway, so this is totally unrelated.
00:41:16.000 I want to end it on a cookie note.
00:41:17.000 This is kitten fetish.
00:41:23.000 Is this making me horny or annoyed?
00:41:26.000 Turn it up.
00:41:27.000 It's always too quiet, Ryan.
00:41:31.000 Yeah, well, I'm not in the mix.
00:41:34.000 Maybe I should turn up my speaker.
00:41:36.000 I'm Isabella and I run the chateau.
00:41:39.000 We are based in Colorado, but originally I'm from England.
00:41:42.000 Kitten play is a community of men and women who associate with the feline qualities.
00:41:49.000 What does that mean?
00:41:51.000 Do they have sex?
00:41:53.000 What do you do?
00:41:54.000 You go to this house and you just dress up like a kitten.
00:41:56.000 Kitten kitten is very fluffy.
00:41:58.000 And that's like your classic domesticated kitten.
00:42:01.000 Nerds are not good at sex, are they?
00:42:03.000 We have also what we call the feral kitten, which are more, I think, like punk kittens.
00:42:09.000 Punk kittens.
00:42:10.000 Then we have the, what I call fat.
00:42:11.000 Just have sex for crying out bad.
00:42:15.000 Enough of this titillation.
00:42:16.000 Like, how long is foreplay?
00:42:18.000 Two minutes?
00:42:20.000 See, this is, can you just positive?
00:42:21.000 This is what happens when you take testosterone and alpha males out of sex.
00:42:26.000 You're just left with the frills.
00:42:27.000 Like, did you know a woman can make a baby by herself?
00:42:31.000 It's called a self-induced pregnancy, and what comes out is just the parts that the woman can make.
00:42:35.000 So it's like a ball of flesh with four hairs and a tooth.
00:42:39.000 And it doesn't have all the other stuff.
00:42:41.000 We do the bones or whatever.
00:42:42.000 Yeah.
00:42:43.000 So this is what this is.
00:42:44.000 It's sex without testosterone, and it's just the frills.
00:42:48.000 It's just like a lump of flesh with three hairs and a tooth stuck in it.
00:42:53.000 And it's not fun.
00:42:54.000 Sex, yes, I agree that titillation and foreplay is an important part of intercourse, but it's just the beginning.
00:43:00.000 It's just the appetizer.
00:43:02.000 You want to get down to the meat.
00:43:04.000 There's no meat in this.
00:43:05.000 Does this continue like afterwards too when everything's all finished?
00:43:09.000 She's still.
00:43:10.000 Yeah, that's another thing, too.
00:43:11.000 Like if you have sex and your girlfriend dresses up in lingerie, the second it's over, she's like, get this stupid corset off me.
00:43:16.000 I want to put my sweatpants on and watch the Real Housewives or whatever they're doing.
00:43:21.000 But there's still like per it's almost like when you're porn.
00:43:25.000 Can I say porn?
00:43:26.000 Yes, you can say porn.
00:43:27.000 When you look at porn and then you just exit out immediately, but there's this is the thing that you can't exit out.
00:43:32.000 Yeah.
00:43:32.000 She still wants to kitty cat around the house.
00:43:35.000 If there's men there, that's some serious blue balls.
00:43:38.000 Yeah, that's just not fun.
00:43:39.000 How long can you go around looking at women with tails and lingerie going, I'm sexy.
00:43:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:45.000 Come on here.
00:43:45.000 Come here.
00:43:46.000 Let's get to work.
00:43:47.000 Let me see a little bit more of it.
00:43:50.000 You can make your own way and your own decisions, just, you know, what you want to be.
00:43:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:55.000 Shut up.
00:43:55.000 Let's just have sex.
00:43:56.000 Right now we have seven people living here.
00:43:58.000 Just because we have people living here, you know, doesn't mean that's what makes a whole community.
00:44:03.000 That's another thing, like sex.
00:44:05.000 After you've done it once, you don't want it anymore for especially at my age, you're good for like two a day would be insane.
00:44:11.000 And that's only maybe 10 minutes.
00:44:13.000 That's 20 minutes a day.
00:44:14.000 What about the other 23 hours?
00:44:17.000 And 20 minutes.
00:44:19.000 I'm probably the oldest, most direct kitten out of the group.
00:44:22.000 I'm like, there's this girl on Snapchat, and I added her, so I see her pop up all the time, and all it is is her with like a sex toy all day.
00:44:31.000 All day.
00:44:32.000 And I called her a loser, and Pat Dixon's like, no, she's not a loser.
00:44:37.000 She's hot.
00:44:37.000 She's actually pretty cool.
00:44:38.000 I was like, yeah, but I think I convinced him.
00:44:40.000 I was like, she does this all day.
00:44:41.000 This is all she does.
00:44:42.000 This is her.
00:44:44.000 She's a loser.
00:44:45.000 Yeah, that's just, it's, genitalia isn't designed for that.
00:44:48.000 Genitalia starts to fall apart.
00:44:50.000 Right.
00:44:51.000 Like, I knew a guy that had AIDS.
00:44:54.000 I guess he still has it.
00:44:55.000 He's alive.
00:44:56.000 And I go, how'd that happen?
00:44:57.000 He goes, oh, I was at a circuit party and I was doing math and I had sex for 32 hours.
00:45:00.000 And I go, you would have worn off your genitalia.
00:45:03.000 Like, if a bug did that, the bug would get a weird AIDS and his little bug penis would fall off.
00:45:09.000 All right, let's end it with some incredibly fat pigs just to clean the palate of all this titillation.
00:45:13.000 I'm sorry that I just made you horny.
00:45:16.000 I didn't make me horny, but just to be sure that no one's going away with sexual thoughts in their minds, I'd like to show you, what is this now?
00:45:25.000 This is a thing, they say plus size model.
00:45:27.000 And when they say model, they just mean I pose for photographs that my friend takes.
00:45:32.000 So you're not a model.
00:45:33.000 You're someone who knows someone that has a camera.
00:45:36.000 That's not a model, lady.
00:45:38.000 But look at these women showing off.
00:45:42.000 Look at their sausage fingers.
00:45:47.000 They seem to think that we think they look bad because they're not posing correctly.
00:45:52.000 No.
00:45:54.000 Unapologetic, fat, naked, adaposers.
00:45:57.000 We don't want you to apologize.
00:45:58.000 We don't care about you.
00:46:00.000 But we have eyes and you're A, unattractive, and B, dying.
00:46:06.000 And those are linked, by the way.
00:46:08.000 The reason that men aren't attracted to you is genetic.
00:46:11.000 We know that if we had babies with you, first of all, you might not make it.
00:46:15.000 And secondly, you're going to die soon, so they won't have a mom.
00:46:18.000 So there's evolutionary reasoning behind our disdain for your disgusting fatness.
00:46:27.000 Look at that guy with his dreads.
00:46:29.000 Oh, my God.
00:46:30.000 My name is Substantia Jones, and I am...
00:46:35.000 Is that her name?
00:46:36.000 I don't know.
00:46:38.000 I'm not fat.
00:46:38.000 I'm substantial.
00:46:40.000 No, you're both.
00:46:42.000 All right, that's enough.