Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 16, 2018


Ep 197 | Saudi Excuse For Murder | Get Off My Lawn


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9,628

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On this week's episode of the podcast, the fellas talk about Dave Chappelle's new album, "Born to Die" and much, much more. They also talk about the latest controversy surrounding a video of a Jewish woman being attacked by a Nazi lunatic on the internet.

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00:00:54.000 I can see why I loved that song when I was a teenager, but hearing it as an old man, geese, take it easy, guys.
00:01:01.000 Isn't it funny how that song, Born to Die, I believe it's from the album Millions of Dead Cops, those guys were friends of mine.
00:01:10.000 I played, we opened, Anal Chinook opened for MDC. 0.63
00:01:12.000 Dave Dictor stayed at my house.
00:01:15.000 I had him on my old show, actually, to talk with John Joseph from the Cro-Mags about skinhead violence. 0.96
00:01:23.000 This is like a year ago.
00:01:26.000 By the way, you might notice I'm always itching my nose and stuff.
00:01:30.000 My mustache hairs curl up and they go into my nose and then they push on, they sort of tickle the walls of the nose.
00:01:36.000 It's very irritating.
00:01:38.000 I should probably have mustache wax.
00:01:40.000 There they are.
00:01:40.000 They've had a lot of incarnations over the years, but Dave Dictor has been the common thread.
00:01:47.000 They're still going strong.
00:01:48.000 I read his book, actually, and it was just like a whole bunch of...
00:01:55.000 We had just finished Berkeley, and we were going.
00:01:57.000 We had a different drummer now.
00:01:58.000 You'd have to be the hugest fan on earth to want to read that book.
00:02:04.000 Lots going on, obviously.
00:02:05.000 I'm pretty tired.
00:02:06.000 I've been doing interviews non-stop, dealing with this shocking controversy.
00:02:11.000 You may have noticed I tried wearing a t-shirt under this shirt today.
00:02:15.000 Not sure how I feel about it.
00:02:17.000 It helps you with your nipples. 0.94
00:02:19.000 You know the nipple problem where you see them poking out? 0.99
00:02:21.000 It helps that problem, but it...
00:02:24.000 I should have done that.
00:02:25.000 Hey, guys, at home, this is a lesson.
00:02:26.000 If you're wearing a short-sleeved dress shirt with a t-shirt underneath, get in there with your t-shirt.
00:02:33.000 You know what it helps with, too?
00:02:35.000 Like armpit sweat.
00:02:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:38.000 Right?
00:02:38.000 And it just, it makes the quality of your shirt look better.
00:02:41.000 Don't give that away yet.
00:02:42.000 That's a secret.
00:02:44.000 That never happened.
00:02:45.000 Did you hit that by accident?
00:02:46.000 I did.
00:02:47.000 Okay.
00:02:48.000 So yeah, I'm getting bombarded with this whole thing.
00:02:51.000 It's funny how there's five seconds of egregious violence in Friday Night's Meetup.
00:02:58.000 There's three days of egregious violence from them.
00:03:02.000 But everyone is focused on that five seconds, and I'm getting the brunt of it.
00:03:06.000 And they're going through all this like 10 things I hate about the Jews video, which has been taken down.
00:03:13.000 But it was the most clearly satirical video I possibly have ever done.
00:03:17.000 Not only is the content itself clearly funny and making fun of how Israelis don't like Trump and he likes them and how I wish you'd love them back and the food and stuff like that.
00:03:28.000 I'm wearing a string vest with my hair matted down onto my forehead just in case.
00:03:34.000 Plus, I did that video in Israel.
00:03:37.000 You think an anti-Semite goes to Israel?
00:03:39.000 But when someone wants to find something and you have thousands and thousands and thousands of hours of content and you like making raunchy jokes, they can pick little things.
00:03:50.000 So they have a five-second piece of violence and then thousands of hours of jokes where they can isolate little things and show someone doing it, show me doing a Zeek Heil while I'm talking about people who Zeek Heil, right?
00:04:02.000 You get all that together and then you have Nazi lunatic does speech and then it leads to violence. 0.75
00:04:08.000 Which is not journalism.
00:04:11.000 That is arts and crafts.
00:04:14.000 That's like, you know what that's exactly like?
00:04:17.000 It's like when they do those trailers and it'll be a horror movie or something like The Shining and then they'll make it a love story, a romantic love story, like Jack met a girl that he liked and they'll take that and make it into cute thing or they'll do the opposite and they'll take a rom-com with like Owen Wilson and they'll be like in a world where one man wants revenge and they'll have Owen Wilson going, hi, how you doing?
00:04:39.000 Yeah, like the music changes and all the vibe changes.
00:04:43.000 Yeah.
00:04:44.000 Propaganda.
00:04:46.000 Lies. 0.99
00:04:47.000 So the problem with this too is the story is pretty much dead now, right?
00:04:52.000 We're on, it was Friday, Saturday.
00:04:55.000 Last night was Monday night.
00:04:59.000 Wait a minute.
00:05:00.000 Yesterday was Monday, right?
00:05:03.000 Yeah.
00:05:04.000 So yeah, Monday night, there was a big speech.
00:05:09.000 The city council had a big press conference in front of the Metropolitan Club and talked about white supremacy and the GOP allows for white supremacy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:05:19.000 And then after that, that was followed, this is last night, by a 500-person demonstration at the GOP for allowing violence and racism and sex.
00:05:29.000 They throw it all in, of course.
00:05:31.000 This sounds to me like someone high up at the DNC saying, look, we've got a moment.
00:05:36.000 We're on a losing streak.
00:05:38.000 So we need to just put all our eggs in this basket. 0.99
00:05:41.000 Let's make the GOP look racist.
00:05:43.000 And again, the whole DNC's motto is, hate has no home here.
00:05:47.000 I'm going to protect you from hate.
00:05:49.000 You need hate for that.
00:05:51.000 Like the mob, when they would extort people, they go, you need protection.
00:05:55.000 And then if there was no problem, they'd come by and smash the windows.
00:05:57.000 And they go, see, you got your windows smashed.
00:06:01.000 I've heard the latest theory is that Proud Boy smashed the windows to make Antifa look bad, which it's amazing when your group sucks so much that you have to assume someone else is doing it.
00:06:14.000 It's sort of like the 9-11 Truthers, where they go, I like Muslims. 1.00
00:06:18.000 I don't want to admit they did that.
00:06:19.000 So George W. Bush did it.
00:06:22.000 All right.
00:06:23.000 So footage we couldn't get to yesterday because it wasn't out yet is what I see as a major game changer.
00:06:29.000 So the whole story, the truth, is that I did a funny little troll thing with the samurai guy.
00:06:36.000 Violence, violence, violence leading up to the event, the venue getting harassed.
00:06:40.000 I do the event, violence, violence, violence.
00:06:42.000 A reporter, Paul, who's on Instagram, I don't know much about him.
00:06:48.000 Apparently, he's a citizen journalist.
00:06:51.000 He goes up there.
00:06:51.000 He's filming people.
00:06:52.000 He gets the crap beaten out of him.
00:06:54.000 They get arrested.
00:06:55.000 So violence, violence, violence, all from Antifa.
00:06:58.000 Then Antifa, we allege, ambushes us.
00:07:02.000 Sorry, ambushes Proud Boys, ambushes people who are at the thing.
00:07:05.000 They call them all protesters, too.
00:07:07.000 No, sorry, anti-protesters.
00:07:09.000 You're not an anti-protester if you're not at a protest.
00:07:12.000 This was just a talk.
00:07:14.000 So you're a harasser.
00:07:16.000 You're an antagonist.
00:07:17.000 You're a protester.
00:07:19.000 At the very least, anti-protester.
00:07:21.000 Anyway, our contention was, yes, there was violence at the end, but it was Antifa's fault.
00:07:27.000 And they said, no, you just, a hate gang is randomly roaming the streets, beating up people.
00:07:32.000 And that's what de Blasio, the Attorney General, and Cuomo ran with, was this idea of a hate gang randomly just going up and like, you?
00:07:40.000 Who, me?
00:07:41.000 I'm just going to get bagels.
00:07:43.000 I don't like you.
00:07:44.000 That was the narrative that the DNC used.
00:07:47.000 And it smells of globalism.
00:07:49.000 It smells of Soros.
00:07:50.000 It smells of all kinds of other input to take that one moment and make it the whole night.
00:07:55.000 But okay, you want to put all your eggs in that one moment basket?
00:07:58.000 Turns out we have footage of that moment.
00:08:01.000 Yeah.
00:08:02.000 So just let's stop, stop, stop.
00:08:03.000 I want to go through this as slowly as possible.
00:08:06.000 So up ahead, so these guys are coming from where the cops have just escorted more proud boys towards the train.
00:08:15.000 There's some stragglers behind coming up on your right.
00:08:18.000 These guys have drifted from the pack.
00:08:20.000 I guess they don't feel they need police escort.
00:08:23.000 And Atifa's taking advantage of that and closing the gap.
00:08:26.000 Just like when a shark is hunting a whole school of fish, he's got to isolate a little group at one end in order to get some food.
00:08:35.000 And so these are the random innocent sweethearts, go back to it, who are just mining their own beeswax.
00:08:44.000 Okay, super sweeties.
00:08:45.000 Hi.
00:08:46.000 Bam.
00:08:47.000 Now what did he just throw there?
00:08:48.000 I know they threw urine at me, so it could be a bottle of urine.
00:08:53.000 Hold on a sec.
00:08:54.000 The bottle of urine they threw at me was about this big, and it was very handy. 1.00
00:08:58.000 It was like a handful.
00:08:59.000 So I wouldn't be surprised if they went to a liquor store, they got a whole bunch of Sirox, and then just made those little P-bombs. 0.97
00:09:06.000 So they get in there, they throw that, and they keep approaching.
00:09:10.000 So someone throws something at you, and I'm not necessarily condoning everything that happened here.
00:09:16.000 All right.
00:09:16.000 Throws it.
00:09:18.000 Then that guy grabs him.
00:09:20.000 They zoom in on him.
00:09:21.000 And then that guy shows up.
00:09:23.000 I mean, all of this looks like someone insults.
00:09:25.000 Look at that.
00:09:25.000 Look at that.
00:09:26.000 That's Antifa kicking a guy while he's down, right?
00:09:26.000 You see that?
00:09:30.000 And then it goes badly for Antifa.
00:09:33.000 So 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000, 7, 1,000, 8, 1,000, 9, 1,000, 10, 1,000, 11, 1,000.
00:09:43.000 So we've got about 12 seconds where I guess there's a great argument for the violence being egregious.
00:09:52.000 The straggler theory, too, is totally correct because remember the other angle of it, they're turning the corner. 1.00
00:09:58.000 They don't see that there's not just four Proud Boys that they're outnumbering.
00:10:03.000 What they see is like, oh, there's like four of them.
00:10:05.000 It's they.
00:10:06.000 And Tifa sees Proud Boys.
00:10:07.000 They see four of them.
00:10:09.000 And then there's another angle around the corner.
00:10:11.000 They're like, whoa, what's going on?
00:10:12.000 And they turn around that corner.
00:10:14.000 It's in the other video.
00:10:15.000 It's like it's.
00:10:16.000 Well, I've heard so many conflicting stories here.
00:10:18.000 Some say it's stragglers at the front.
00:10:19.000 Some say it's stragglers at the back.
00:10:20.000 The point is that there were some stragglers.
00:10:22.000 And these people were clearly attacked.
00:10:24.000 So the big picture here is there was nothing but violence that whole time.
00:10:29.000 And that violence culminated into two fights.
00:10:33.000 One fight we just saw, which everyone took the last part of, where the Proud Boys were winning and said, these guys are violent, horrible monsters.
00:10:41.000 The other fight was this citizen journalist named Paul.
00:10:44.000 Do you have that clip?
00:10:46.000 So this was a guy that was filming people, and he films this dude with a Mets hat who I think had been, his role in Antifa is to coordinate attacks.
00:10:56.000 Sometimes you can't see things so well.
00:10:58.000 You're on the phone with other people.
00:10:59.000 Maybe someone's on the roof talking to him saying, all right, there's no cops in this part.
00:11:04.000 Why don't you go over here and attack people?
00:11:08.000 They don't want to ask any questions.
00:11:10.000 What do you want?
00:11:15.000 So he beats him.
00:11:16.000 That's enough of that.
00:11:18.000 And then Antifa jumps in and starts pounding him, takes his knapsack.
00:11:22.000 Those are the three that were arrested.
00:11:24.000 And we have an interview with this guy.
00:11:28.000 Let's talk to him.
00:11:33.000 So Paul, I finished my talk on Friday.
00:11:35.000 You're out there.
00:11:36.000 You're a citizen journalist.
00:11:38.000 You like to stay kind of in the center.
00:11:40.000 And you're just filming the events.
00:11:42.000 You're filming people.
00:11:43.000 Then a bunch of Mazdantifa decide that you're getting too close and they decide to move in on you. 1.00
00:11:49.000 Is that what happened?
00:11:51.000 What happened, basically what happened, Gavin, is that I was taking video of your event on the outside, just being an independent journalist.
00:11:59.000 I'm not a proud boy.
00:11:59.000 I'm not anything like that.
00:12:01.000 And they didn't like it, apparently, I guess.
00:12:05.000 And one of the guys said he was going to kick my ass and all this.
00:12:09.000 And then later on, as I was walking down 84th Street, making my way back to the event to try to get some more footage, all of a sudden, 10 black people dressed in black came out of the woodworks.
00:12:23.000 10 people.
00:12:24.000 The first guy said he was going to kick your ass. 0.51
00:12:26.000 Was he dressed with the mask like Antifa?
00:12:28.000 No, he didn't have a mask on.
00:12:30.000 I actually gave his picture to the NYPD.
00:12:32.000 What did he look like?
00:12:34.000 He was a Spanish guy, maybe about 5'8, 5'9, heavyset guy.
00:12:41.000 Okay.
00:12:42.000 And he had a Mets cap on.
00:12:46.000 Was he with Antifa, do you know?
00:12:48.000 He was their ringleader.
00:12:49.000 He was their ringleader because apparently they have like lieutenants and they have like a structured system.
00:12:55.000 So he was giving orders to these guys.
00:12:57.000 As a matter of fact, when they started to Converge on me and surround me.
00:13:02.000 I heard him say, get him when I took off running.
00:13:05.000 And then he also told a girl who was with him to attack my female friend who was with me, who's another citizen journalist.
00:13:14.000 And he goes to that girl, he goes, Oh, yeah, get her.
00:13:16.000 Make sure she doesn't go anywhere.
00:13:19.000 So that's exactly what they're accusing us of.
00:13:21.000 Like, I'm sitting there calling out these soldiers, and that's exactly what they do.
00:13:26.000 That's exactly what they are.
00:13:28.000 They're soldiers, and they want to hurt conservatives.
00:13:31.000 They don't care who you are. 0.97
00:13:33.000 They don't care what color you are.
00:13:37.000 All they care about is if you agree with what they agree with.
00:13:40.000 And if you don't, you are an enemy, and they will hurt you.
00:13:43.000 You know, 10 guys, man, they were going to try to kill me.
00:13:46.000 Ten guys have mobbed you.
00:13:48.000 They're beating the crap out of you, punching you in the head.
00:13:50.000 And then, what was it?
00:13:51.000 Gavin Wax from the Spiel and Jake Frieho, they see what's going on and they come over.
00:13:58.000 As I was running down 84th Street and I got on the corner of 3rd, those two gentlemen who you just mentioned, who were angels, were sent by God, helped me fight the Antifa members off.
00:14:10.000 They pulled one guy off of my back.
00:14:13.000 They fought with them.
00:14:15.000 They tackled them into a flowerbed until the NYPD came.
00:14:20.000 Wow.
00:14:21.000 And if it hadn't have been for Gavin and it hadn't have been for Jake, I don't even know what would have happened.
00:14:26.000 Those Gavins are great guys.
00:14:28.000 They are great guys, those Gavins.
00:14:30.000 So that led to three arrests, and those three arrests were clearly Antifa, masked Antifa.
00:14:36.000 100%.
00:14:37.000 That's huge, because everyone else is calling them anti-racists or protesters, or even heard people call them proud boys, but they were beyond a shadow of a doubt Antifa.
00:14:47.000 That's amazing.
00:14:49.000 It's amazing the spin on this story, how basically the short version of the whole night is Antifa picked two fights.
00:14:55.000 One was 10-on-one with you, and three of them went to jail.
00:15:00.000 And then the other was started out with 4-on-4, I guess, and ended up being more like 15-on-4 with Proud Boys, and the Antifa lost.
00:15:09.000 Well, you know what it was?
00:15:10.000 The Antifa guys were going over and they were bothering the Proud Boys.
00:15:13.000 They were looking for fights the whole night.
00:15:15.000 You know, you're just defending yourself.
00:15:15.000 Yes.
00:15:18.000 And then they'll...
00:15:24.000 Well, of course you're going to fight back.
00:15:25.000 Yeah.
00:15:26.000 Especially when they've made it very clear that they want to kill you.
00:15:29.000 This is the main thing.
00:15:31.000 Very clear.
00:15:32.000 Very, very clear.
00:15:35.000 There's no if-ands or buts about it.
00:15:38.000 They want to hurt people.
00:15:40.000 Their whole thing is they want control.
00:15:42.000 They want control and they want to topple our system.
00:15:46.000 They're terrorists.
00:15:47.000 Antifa is a terrorist organization, simple and plain.
00:15:50.000 Domestic terrorism.
00:15:51.000 Well, Paul, thanks for coming on the show.
00:15:53.000 And I hope you tell more people what's going on.
00:15:56.000 I think you should say yes to ABC News and Daily News and all of them.
00:16:00.000 Well, you know what it is, Gavin?
00:16:01.000 I want to say yes to them, but I know they're all not like you.
00:16:04.000 And I know they're all not like some of the more conservative outlets who will tell the real story and who are not going to bullshit it and take a clip that I say and cut it all up and make it into something that it's not like they do to the president.
00:16:16.000 That's why he calls them fake news.
00:16:18.000 And I don't want to deal with it.
00:16:19.000 I'd rather talk to real men, real journalists, real women who are going to tell the truth and not make it something perverted.
00:16:28.000 Right, right.
00:16:30.000 All right, man.
00:16:30.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show.
00:16:31.000 I really appreciate it.
00:16:33.000 Please follow me at shamelessplug gypsy underscore crusader88. 0.98
00:16:33.000 Thank you. 0.98
00:16:38.000 That's on Instagram.
00:16:39.000 Yes, sir.
00:16:40.000 Right on, bro.
00:16:41.000 Thanks.
00:16:45.000 All right, so this whole thing is getting a little tedious.
00:16:48.000 I'll drop it for now.
00:16:50.000 I'll tell you if there's new news.
00:16:51.000 Apparently, the police have demanded to help locating nine Proud Boys and four Antifa, and they're looking to press hate crimes.
00:17:00.000 I could be facing serious charges for inciting violence with a toy.
00:17:07.000 The MYPD is under duress.
00:17:13.000 They're calling for an investigation of the MIPD for not arresting me when I brandished that sword.
00:17:18.000 Now, that's a big deal because it was so clearly a joke.
00:17:24.000 This wasn't someone going coming at someone.
00:17:26.000 This was like, they're screaming and yelling, and I'm the guy being screaming and yelled at.
00:17:30.000 And I go, oh, Die, I'm a Gucci.
00:17:32.000 Do you know what kind of precedent they would send for Halloween?
00:17:36.000 It's going to be a brutal.
00:17:37.000 Well, they go, kids have been killed with toy guns.
00:17:40.000 Why weren't you killed with a toy sword?
00:17:42.000 Slightly different context.
00:17:43.000 There's a joke with a sword in the air, a plastic sword, that the cop right next to me can see.
00:17:48.000 And here, when you unsheath a piece of plastic, it doesn't go shing!
00:17:53.000 It goes.
00:17:54.000 You're like, that's different from going up to a cop and pointing a gun that looks exactly like a gun at his head, which is why Nerf guns are orange and blue, and even black plastic guns, which I don't think you're even allowed to sell, have orange tips on the end.
00:18:09.000 All right, let's get serious here for a second.
00:18:13.000 Pete Campbell and Ariana have split up.
00:18:18.000 Pete Davidson.
00:18:19.000 Pete Davidson.
00:18:20.000 Pete Campbell.
00:18:21.000 I don't even know where that would come from.
00:18:22.000 Pete Campbell?
00:18:23.000 I don't know.
00:18:23.000 It's probably a drummer in some punk band from the 70s.
00:18:25.000 I'm not great at celebrity gossip, but I do like to gloat at liberals.
00:18:29.000 And Pete Campbell, remember when they had that Ann Coulter roast?
00:18:33.000 Yeah.
00:18:34.000 He was just the worst there.
00:18:35.000 He kept sneering at her.
00:18:38.000 He has a giant Hillary tattoo.
00:18:42.000 He got a tattoo of Ariana Grande about the first week they started dating.
00:18:46.000 And you just thought, I'm bitter.
00:18:49.000 I'm not jealous, but I don't like you and I want you to lose.
00:18:53.000 You're gloating.
00:18:54.000 I want you to suffer, Pete Davidson.
00:18:56.000 And he also is very politically correct.
00:18:58.000 He's very liberal.
00:18:59.000 Anthony Cumia gave him his business card on an elevator.
00:19:02.000 And then he got back on that elevator later, Gator, and saw that the card had been crumpled up.
00:19:08.000 And when he got the card, he's like, yeah, cool, thanks.
00:19:10.000 And then when he leaves the elevator, he goes, throws it down.
00:19:12.000 Oh, Pete Davidson is the guy who bullied.
00:19:16.000 No, bully, I don't like that word.
00:19:18.000 He insulted Kanye West.
00:19:22.000 Everyone was saying he was bullied backstage.
00:19:23.000 It was this guy.
00:19:24.000 And he said, mental illness is no excuse to be a jackass, Kanye.
00:19:28.000 So he's one of these dogmatic Political guys that has to get in your face all the time and talk about history and racism and slavery and Hillary and how you all have to wake up.
00:19:40.000 Did you hear the latest goss on that?
00:19:43.000 Is that he was he texted Mac Miller something something to the effect of like that him and Ariana were now together like when they were on the outs like before he died and then she just found that out.
00:19:56.000 I heard that somewhere.
00:19:57.000 Oh, that is juicy.
00:19:59.000 I heard that somewhere.
00:20:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:01.000 That is juicy.
00:20:04.000 Oh yeah.
00:20:04.000 I'm not doing some juice.
00:20:07.000 I didn't do that.
00:20:08.000 I'm Pete Davidson.
00:20:09.000 This is actually a pretty good impression of Pete Davidson.
00:20:12.000 So if you check out a video of it, like it sounds like him.
00:20:16.000 I have no way of doing it.
00:20:17.000 I guarantee you it sounds like him.
00:20:20.000 Oh, that is juicy.
00:20:21.000 That's sort of like the wow, we're really getting to the gossip now.
00:20:24.000 That's sort of like the Anthony Bourdain thing where he murdered himself right after a paparazzi caught her making out with his best friend.
00:20:36.000 And that story is kind of hard to find.
00:20:38.000 But the way to find it is Italian paparazzi regrets taking photos of, what's her name again?
00:20:47.000 Asia Argento.
00:20:48.000 And then, so Asia Argento's comeback is, we had an open relationship.
00:20:53.000 She can't wait to throw that cadaver under the bus, right? 1.00
00:20:57.000 She also said about the settlement where she allegedly sexually harassed a teenage boy and paid him off.
00:21:07.000 She says, Anthony Bourdain told me to.
00:21:09.000 It's all Anthony's fault.
00:21:10.000 The dead guy.
00:21:11.000 Oh, there you go.
00:21:13.000 Argento.
00:21:14.000 Wait, what's it called?
00:21:17.000 We've got it, folks.
00:21:18.000 I think that Paparazzo, who snapped Asia Argento, it's Paparazzo in Italy, who snapped Asia Argento with French reporter, regrets shots.
00:21:26.000 Why is it?
00:21:27.000 Oh, Paparazzo singular, maybe?
00:21:29.000 Because that's already Italian. 0.98
00:21:31.000 Oh, right.
00:21:31.000 That's not Italian.
00:21:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:32.000 It's already Italian.
00:21:33.000 Like, why did they have the extra Italian in it? 0.99
00:21:35.000 They changed it when it got to Ellis Island?
00:21:38.000 I didn't.
00:21:38.000 I'm just learning this.
00:21:39.000 We're all learning this together.
00:21:40.000 A singular paparazzi is a paparazzo.
00:21:44.000 I've been doing that all wrong for years.
00:21:46.000 I mean, it's one thing to be around the dead and have your boyfriend die and to be linked tangentially, possibly blamed, but to throw them under the bus and go, he told me to do it.
00:21:58.000 Oh, we had an open relationship.
00:22:00.000 And, by the way, to be one of the biggest names in the Me Too movement.
00:22:05.000 So not only does she throw the cadaver under the bus, but she can't wait to criticize other people for things that she has allegedly done. 0.97
00:22:12.000 Aren't celebrities great?
00:22:14.000 Don't you just want to hang out with them all?
00:22:16.000 They sound like awesome people.
00:22:18.000 Ha ha, I'm dating your ex-girlfriend.
00:22:21.000 I'm dead.
00:22:24.000 Way to go, dumbass.
00:22:27.000 I also, yeah, I want to talk about the Connors.
00:22:31.000 Sarah Gilbert.
00:22:33.000 Now, Sarah Gilbert was, speaking of loyalty and people stabbing each other in the back, Sarah Gilbert, right after Roseanne had this catastrophe happen to her, she couldn't wait to stab Roseanne in the back and say, I never liked those tweets.
00:22:53.000 Meanwhile, Roseanne gave Sarah Gilbert her entire career. 0.70
00:22:57.000 And she's had a long career.
00:22:58.000 She was on The View, wasn't she?
00:22:59.000 One of the talking chicks on The View? 0.99
00:23:01.000 When she says Roseanne's most recent comments about Valerie Jarrett are abhorrent and do not reflect the casting.
00:23:08.000 Couldn't they all have gotten together and said, wait a minute, we talked to Roseanne.
00:23:12.000 She didn't know Valerie Garrett was black. 1.00
00:23:14.000 Could she not have said that?
00:23:16.000 Well, coincidentally, Sarah Gilbert, after throwing Roseanne under the bus, is now the producer of a show called The Connors.
00:23:25.000 Oh, and also, by the way, coincidentally, there was what appears to be an affirmative action hire over at ABC who shortly after arriving, boom, fired Roseanne for that tweet, saying, this is not what we're about.
00:23:40.000 Isn't that a strange coincidence?
00:23:41.000 And then all the execs week were saying, we may have made a huge mistake.
00:23:45.000 Yeah, you told Elvis not to come to an Elvis concert based on racist political correctness.
00:23:51.000 Way to go.
00:23:54.000 Anyway, I have this.
00:23:58.000 Let's show them where they sit and promote the show like robots.
00:24:01.000 You don't have the one where she... 1.00
00:24:03.000 Okay, let's see them on that show with the black guy with the space in his teeth. 0.99
00:24:10.000 It's impressive what you guys are doing here with the show, The Connors.
00:24:13.000 Cannot wait to see it tonight.
00:24:15.000 There's so many reviews from critics, which have all been positive, and everyone seemed to love the show.
00:24:19.000 And Sarah, for you, you're actress on the show, obviously, but you're also a producer.
00:24:24.000 So why was it important for you to move this show on to keep it going?
00:24:28.000 Well, I think we all felt that we had so many more stories to tell.
00:24:33.000 We've always been fortunate to be able to represent a working-class family on television.
00:24:38.000 These are robots.
00:24:39.000 Tell stories through love, virtue, heartache, and happiness.
00:24:44.000 And we didn't want to stop.
00:24:47.000 We just threw the word happiness in giving that to our audience.
00:24:50.000 So I think we wanted to come back and give it another shot.
00:24:55.000 And obviously, it was so much about it.
00:24:58.000 This is like North Korean radio with her.
00:25:00.000 She talks like the way when you ask a sports guy too many questions, he's like, pretty much just want to go out there and throw it at a teamwork.
00:25:07.000 Look at this, look at this.
00:25:08.000 Yeah, it was like there was a death in the family.
00:25:13.000 We really missed her a whole lot.
00:25:14.000 There's a lot missing, but we just try to do our best to fill in, and we're just thankful for the opportunity to be able to do it.
00:25:22.000 Okay, stop.
00:25:23.000 That's enough, Ross.
00:25:24.000 That's a rat.
00:25:26.000 John Goodman is good at it, but he's just as bad as the others because he came out after Roseanne was fired and said, Roseanne's a great person.
00:25:33.000 She's not racist.
00:25:35.000 So he looks like he had her back, but he did that way after she was fired.
00:25:40.000 Where were you the day everything was going down and she needed some backup, John?
00:25:45.000 Nowhere to be seen.
00:25:47.000 So he plays both sides.
00:25:49.000 He's just as bad.
00:25:50.000 He's just as much as an opportunist as that other chick, Sarah Gilbert.
00:25:53.000 But he plays both sides.
00:25:55.000 He goes, I got Roseanne's back.
00:25:56.000 See, look, I said she's not racist.
00:25:58.000 Yeah, a week after the Whole thing was over.
00:26:01.000 And then he sits there on the couch saying, It felt like we had a death in the family.
00:26:05.000 I missed her so much.
00:26:06.000 Well, you helped get her fired, dude, by not having her back.
00:26:09.000 Robots.
00:26:10.000 By the way, speaking of robots, I've told you how much I hate robots, right?
00:26:14.000 Look at this clip and try not to share my rage.
00:26:16.000 ARESIS is developing the world's first culturally aware robots aimed at assisting and caring for the elderly.
00:26:28.000 Do you know what this is?
00:26:29.000 This is a Japanese robot delivering a, what is it, like a supposition, a courtroom thing.
00:26:40.000 A deposition?
00:26:40.000 A deposition.
00:26:42.000 This is a robot delivering something at some stupid fake court hearing where different countries tell you about their health care plan or something.
00:26:50.000 So this is some joke at the UN.
00:26:53.000 Can you zoom out so we can see what the context is?
00:26:56.000 Because I forgot.
00:26:58.000 But this is not a robot in court, okay?
00:27:03.000 This is all the headlines.
00:27:04.000 They love this.
00:27:04.000 The world's going to be all robots.
00:27:06.000 We're all going to be taken over by robots.
00:27:08.000 This is just a machine like a clock radio delivering whatever thing.
00:27:15.000 So it's a Japanese robot representing what, Britain?
00:27:18.000 Her name's Pepper, by the way. 1.00
00:27:20.000 And then they ask her questions.
00:27:22.000 This is not AI.
00:27:24.000 This is a series of questions pre-programmed and a little speech programmed.
00:27:28.000 This is a silly game.
00:27:30.000 This is Disneyland.
00:27:34.000 All right, that's enough for that.
00:27:36.000 That's exactly what came to mind, too.
00:27:37.000 I was like, it's a small world after all, robotics.
00:27:40.000 It knows where to move its arms.
00:27:41.000 He can come home now and go, hey, kind of weird.
00:27:44.000 Guess who I worked with today, sweetie?
00:27:46.000 I don't know, Dad.
00:27:47.000 A robot.
00:27:48.000 What?
00:27:49.000 There's robots in court now? 0.61
00:27:50.000 No, there is not.
00:27:52.000 There's pre-programmed machines that can go like this.
00:27:55.000 Hi, I am saying the words that you typed in to the keyboard connected to my back.
00:28:00.000 I'm not answering questions because I'm not a robot.
00:28:04.000 John Goodman is more of a robot than Pepper is.
00:28:11.000 Oh yeah, this is, I forgot to talk about this, a Saudi excuse for murder. 1.00
00:28:11.000 So yeah. 1.00
00:28:16.000 Kingdom will admit they killed Journal, but it was an accident.
00:28:19.000 It was an accident during interrogation.
00:28:21.000 This was a journalist, I think she was from Turkey.
00:28:24.000 He was from Turkey.
00:28:26.000 Who was criticizing the Saudi Arabian prince, and they questioned this journalist to death.
00:28:33.000 I guess, as Matt Oswald said, they didn't have a safety on the buzzsaw while they were doing their questioning.
00:28:40.000 You know what's funny about that?
00:28:41.000 I always talk about how cabbies should talk to their guys.
00:28:46.000 And that was on the way to the talk on Friday.
00:28:48.000 And this guy was talking to his wife the whole time.
00:28:50.000 And I said, can you drop me out?
00:28:51.000 You might have to drop me off at a different spot.
00:28:53.000 No, no, no.
00:28:53.000 I said, can you drop me off right at the door?
00:28:55.000 Because I'll get attacked if I walk there.
00:28:57.000 And he said, oh, who are you?
00:28:58.000 And I said, Guy McKinnis, blah, blah, blah.
00:28:58.000 Who are you?
00:29:01.000 And he goes, oh, you're a politician.
00:29:02.000 You're into politics.
00:29:03.000 Yeah, sort of.
00:29:04.000 And he goes, how do you feel about the journalist from Turkey who was killed in Saudi Arabia?
00:29:08.000 So that was just seconds I had with him, just a corner block, and I was getting a great story.
00:29:11.000 I didn't know about this until it was in the paper today.
00:29:14.000 Well, I knew about it after him.
00:29:15.000 But I was not aware of this insane story where Saudi Arabia, which is supposed to be kind of cool and progressive now, is still so far in the dark ages that they're murdering journalists.
00:29:26.000 And then, of course, I walked into that SHIT show, that Sugar Honey Iced T show that was Friday.
00:29:32.000 And by the way, this is sort of tangentially linked to the violence on Friday.
00:29:37.000 I was sort of going over these allegations that the right is violent and we are out of control and we're the dangerous ones.
00:29:46.000 And of course, they have five seconds of, or sorry, 12 seconds of footage to prove that.
00:29:50.000 But look at all these examples of the sugar honey iced tea show that is the American left today.
00:29:59.000 First of all, let's look at their violence.
00:30:01.000 Let's do a little tally here.
00:30:02.000 We have Republicans getting ricin in the mail.
00:30:05.000 I think Donald Trump got ricin in the mail.
00:30:08.000 I think the Pentagon got ricin in the mail.
00:30:11.000 We have them chased out of restaurants on a regular basis.
00:30:13.000 Now, those are too many to name.
00:30:15.000 We had, well, there was Jeff Flack harassed in an elevator.
00:30:18.000 That's not a restaurant.
00:30:19.000 But the EPA guy who was harassed in a restaurant, and he had to resign soon after for some reason.
00:30:25.000 We had Mitch McConnell harassed out of a restaurant.
00:30:30.000 Didn't we have some chick where they spat in her face at the movies and chased her out on the streets? 1.00
00:30:36.000 Tucker Carlson just recently, I think it was today, said, I can't go to restaurants anymore.
00:30:40.000 I don't think I can go to a restaurant without a disguise.
00:30:44.000 I definitely can't go to a restaurant in the city.
00:30:46.000 We, of course, have Maxime Waters saying you have to harass everyone, go to their home, scream at them at the gas station.
00:30:52.000 And I've heard the young Turks defend that. 0.98
00:30:55.000 We have Eric Holder saying when they go low, kick them.
00:30:58.000 We had, after Sarah Huckabee Sanders, yeah, we got that guy.
00:31:01.000 That's a mega hat is just licensed to be abused. 0.60
00:31:05.000 We have, oh yeah, CNN, there's a guest on CNN said that Sarah Huckabee Sanders should not just be chased out of one restaurant. 1.00
00:31:15.000 It should be a life sentence.
00:31:17.000 She should be chased out of restaurants for the rest of her life. 0.98
00:31:20.000 And the same goes for Susan Collins. 0.63
00:31:22.000 Oh yeah, it was Attorney General Pam Bondi that got spat out at the movies. 1.00
00:31:26.000 Then we had Corey Gardner's wife getting the beheading texting video. 0.90
00:31:30.000 She got a text of a beheading at a video.
00:31:32.000 That's not an example of, oh yeah, that is an example of that.
00:31:37.000 We'd like to punch him in the face.
00:31:38.000 It's funny that you have a montage going, that's even more than what I'm saying.
00:31:43.000 And then we had Rand Paul's wife sleeping with a load of guns. 1.00
00:31:46.000 So all of that list.
00:31:48.000 It goes on and on and on.
00:31:49.000 Tell me about Democrats.
00:31:51.000 Tell me about the Democrats getting shot while they're playing baseball.
00:31:57.000 They're in the literal crosshairs, the literal liberal crosshairs.
00:32:02.000 And then you go, wow, they must have an intense agenda.
00:32:05.000 They must have something they're really fighting for.
00:32:07.000 They must really believe in what they're doing.
00:32:09.000 Check out this interview with your average liberal protester if you want to see where they're coming from.
00:32:15.000 Hello, why are you guys protesting?
00:32:20.000 We feel as if Trump takes away our human rights and a lot of rights of people of color and women in this country.
00:32:27.000 And we feel as if that's a disgrace to the United States.
00:32:30.000 We're doing the best for Warren County.
00:32:32.000 We think we're doing the best for Warren County.
00:32:34.000 voting for Aftab is the best for Warren County.
00:32:36.000 So, what human rights has Trump taken away from you?
00:32:39.000 He's trying to take away the rights.
00:32:45.000 Any right to women? 1.00
00:32:48.000 he's trying to, uh, make immigrants.
00:32:51.000 Like, what?
00:32:56.000 I agree.
00:32:57.000 I agree.
00:32:58.000 I'm agreeing with her.
00:33:00.000 That was great.
00:33:02.000 That really was like the sketch that we did before the speech with the Otoya Yamaguchi.
00:33:07.000 Oh, you were just like, Ich Nis, I'm waiting on the side of the.
00:33:11.000 Yeah, it's the classic, I have no idea what I'm doing guy.
00:33:14.000 She looked.
00:33:15.000 Yeah, that was classic.
00:33:16.000 What rights is he taking away?
00:33:19.000 If she was slightly smarter, she'd say, he's separating families.
00:33:23.000 To which you say, well, you tell me what to do when you arrest a bunch of illegal aliens who brought kids with them. 0.98
00:33:27.000 Do they go in the jail with the parents?
00:33:29.000 Do you put them all in a little cubicle and send them all back in some sort of space pod?
00:33:34.000 This is what I was trying to say at my speech on Friday.
00:33:36.000 I don't know what they want.
00:33:37.000 I don't know what their world is.
00:33:41.000 By the way, another thing about that, when she goes, in this country, that is women who are insecure about what they're saying and they're trying to sort of reassert it through gestures and words like like. 0.87
00:33:54.000 This is my theory about like and what's that up talk and that vocal fry.
00:34:00.000 All of those are someone who feels like they're out of their element, so they compensate by saying, I just feel like we're at a place where like the Pentagon could be a little more efficient.
00:34:14.000 And it sounds like, all right, I guess that person knows what they're talking about because they have a lot of gestures and extra words.
00:34:19.000 I'm not going to actually listen to what they're saying because they're not saying anything.
00:34:23.000 Anyway, the reason I bring all this up is because the left is on a losing streak.
00:34:29.000 One of the reasons I'm getting pilloried so bad and they're pulling up jokes from 100 years ago is because they need demons badly.
00:34:36.000 There are three weeks to the elections and they need some scalps bad because they've had nothing but total and utter catastrophes.
00:34:48.000 So many catastrophes.
00:34:52.000 Let's go through some of them, of course.
00:34:53.000 First of all, the most obvious one is Kavanaugh.
00:34:55.000 Now, I think the left sees that some of the far extreme lefties will say, that's an example of the justice system being sexist and us not believing woman and rapists getting away with murder and then being invited to the Supreme Court.
00:35:13.000 I don't see how you could get to that conclusion.
00:35:15.000 Again, what do you want?
00:35:17.000 There was just an accusation.
00:35:19.000 It was a flimsy accusation that hopped all over the place.
00:35:22.000 And then there was no evidence.
00:35:24.000 Now, I've even heard people like, okay, you were raped. 0.99
00:35:26.000 That's terrible.
00:35:28.000 What evidence do you got?
00:35:29.000 I knew a guy, by the way, who told me he was molested as a 13-year-old at camp.
00:35:35.000 And I was like, let's go kill him now.
00:35:38.000 And so we got a lawyer.
00:35:40.000 And the lawyer said, it was 30 years ago.
00:35:45.000 There's no evidence.
00:35:46.000 I believe you, Gavin and the guy are standing there.
00:35:50.000 All three of us are on the same page with it happened.
00:35:53.000 We couldn't pursue it.
00:35:55.000 There was no evidence.
00:35:56.000 And this is the crazy part.
00:35:58.000 I actually should not use that analogy for this.
00:36:00.000 But, you know, if there's no smoking gun, if there's no evidence, if there's no DNA, we can't put people in jail because then you have a world where allegations equal sentencing.
00:36:10.000 And once you weaponize allegations to that degree, now just go, you did it, you did it, you did it.
00:36:15.000 That's literally a Twilight Zone episode where she's coming out of a loony bin after she was raped. 0.98
00:36:22.000 And she says to the guy driving, she goes, oh my God, that's him.
00:36:25.000 He goes, are you positive?
00:36:26.000 She goes, I never forget a face.
00:36:28.000 That's the man who raped me.
00:36:30.000 And she starts crying.
00:36:31.000 And he goes, that's it.
00:36:32.000 So he goes into his car and he gets out a tire iron.
00:36:35.000 And he goes over to the guy and he kills the guy.
00:36:37.000 And then she goes, thank you, thank you.
00:36:39.000 And he throws a tire iron back in the car and he starts driving.
00:36:42.000 And then maybe 10 seconds later, she goes, oh my God, that's him.
00:36:46.000 That's him.
00:36:46.000 That's him.
00:36:47.000 And then the music is like, dee, nee, he just killed someone for no reason.
00:36:52.000 That's the world that you're pushing for when you want Kavanaugh to be persecuted for something based on an allegation.
00:36:59.000 Anyway, so that was a big victory because they tried to play Dirty Pool and they tried to sentence someone without evidence and prevent them from being a Supreme Court judge.
00:37:08.000 And they put a lot of eggs in that basket. 0.98
00:37:10.000 That's the other thing these people do.
00:37:12.000 They don't do half measures.
00:37:14.000 Like there's 12 seconds of violence at a thing on Friday.
00:37:16.000 I'm sorry to keep bringing it up, but it's cycling through my mind.
00:37:19.000 So it's going to dominate my analogies.
00:37:22.000 There's 12 seconds of hullabaloo.
00:37:25.000 The entire newspapers, every website is proud boys, right-wing, Daily News, New York Post, just again and again, 500 people dead.
00:37:36.000 Like they just won't shut up about it.
00:37:38.000 Like it was some sort of assassination of some innocent black girl who was on her way to school.
00:37:43.000 And the problem with doing all that is that we find out that it's not the way you told it.
00:37:48.000 Like with this thing, we see a bunch of Antifa throwing a bottle at these guys.
00:37:52.000 Oops.
00:37:54.000 And with Kavanaugh, we see, well, there's no case there.
00:37:56.000 We gave you a big case.
00:37:57.000 We set it up in court.
00:37:58.000 We even had a woman there to ask you so you didn't feel uncomfortable.
00:38:02.000 You said you were scared of flying.
00:38:03.000 We delayed it.
00:38:04.000 You still lost.
00:38:06.000 But that's nothing.
00:38:08.000 What was really big is this Elizabeth Warren thing.
00:38:12.000 What a devastating loss.
00:38:14.000 She was being sort of groomed as a presidential candidate. 1.00
00:38:18.000 Maybe she'll be the next president. 1.00
00:38:19.000 She is a woman, and that's an important characteristic. 0.99
00:38:23.000 That's what defines who should be a president, is their genitalia. 1.00
00:38:26.000 But Trump said, and you all know this by now, so I'm sorry sometimes this show is redundant, but on the off chance you don't know the whole story.
00:38:33.000 This may be for my Canadian viewers.
00:38:34.000 Elizabeth Warren claimed to be Indian.
00:38:37.000 Trump said, I'll give a million dollars to your favorite charity if you do a DNA test.
00:38:42.000 And you're discovered to be Indian.
00:38:44.000 She did the DNA test, and the number was stunning.
00:38:47.000 It was something like 0.0000000009, something like that.
00:38:52.000 One in 1,024.
00:38:55.000 And it turns out the average white American is more native Than that.
00:39:03.000 Because there was a lot of horsing around back when we first came here, 400 years ago.
00:39:09.000 And we got some in our DNA.
00:39:11.000 So it's not unusual when you do your swab to get 1.4, 2, you know, some were speckled in, some grandfather was horsing around with someone.
00:39:21.000 So she's less white than them. 0.99
00:39:24.000 0.
00:39:25.000 Oh, sorry, it's not that many zeros.
00:39:26.000 She's much more Indian than I initially said.
00:39:28.000 I misled you.
00:39:29.000 She's a whopping 0.097, which let's stop kidding ourselves. 0.99
00:39:34.000 That's basically 0.1.
00:39:36.000 She's a full solid 0.1. 1.00
00:39:39.000 I saw Ann Coulter saying, why doesn't he just pay the million to the tune of her Indianness?
00:39:45.000 So why doesn't he donate $977 to charity?
00:39:48.000 That's the way it should go.
00:39:49.000 I don't think he should pay her because the bet was you do your DNA test and you're Indian. 0.99
00:39:54.000 Now, I personally believe that if you're not 25%, you're not an Indian. 0.99
00:39:59.000 But some will go down to 116th.
00:40:01.000 Other tribes, I'm told, will go down to 116th.
00:40:04.000 No one accepts 0.1.
00:40:06.000 No one.
00:40:07.000 So you're not an Indian, so you failed the bet. 1.00
00:40:09.000 But here's the amazing part about all this is she did the test.
00:40:13.000 She did the bet.
00:40:14.000 The guy said, I think he went as high as 1.6.
00:40:17.000 So he's like anywhere from 0.1 to 1.6.
00:40:20.000 And she goes, this is good.
00:40:22.000 Let's use it.
00:40:23.000 Let's get it out there.
00:40:24.000 That is the craziest part.
00:40:26.000 It's crazy to lose and go, oh, well, I lost and to just drop it.
00:40:30.000 That means you're a lying cow and you're an evil person and you took advantage of Indians. 1.00
00:40:34.000 But at least you're not a total boob and you didn't decide to show up. 0.96
00:40:37.000 But to actually go, that's a win and then want to advertise that win, I am stunned.
00:40:43.000 I'm stunned.
00:40:46.000 That's just one.
00:40:47.000 Go to the Benny.
00:40:48.000 Benny from Daily Caller had a great thread on all of the lies she has said during this Indian thing.
00:40:55.000 Because it's not like she mumbled it at a dinner party and said, by the way, I'm basically Indian.
00:40:59.000 And everyone, really?
00:41:00.000 Oh, I kind of said, you got high cheekbones.
00:41:02.000 I kind of see it.
00:41:02.000 I kind of see it.
00:41:03.000 No, she's been yanking at this chain for a long time.
00:41:07.000 This has been a trope of hers forever.
00:41:14.000 All right.
00:41:14.000 One, Elizabeth Warren self-identifies as Native American in the Association of American, what, I can't read that, Law Directory of Law Professors?
00:41:24.000 Law Schools, Directory of Law Professors, and every, yep.
00:41:28.000 So she's insisting that she represents Indians in law, in the documentation of various law professors throughout history.
00:41:36.000 So if a young Indian girl is learning about all the Indians who have been lawyers over the years, she's in there.
00:41:44.000 Don't forget Elizabeth Warren.
00:41:47.000 Can you read these?
00:41:47.000 Number two.
00:41:48.000 I can't read very well.
00:41:50.000 Yeah.
00:41:55.000 After becoming a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, Warren demanded that the university change her faulty or faculty-listed ethnic sit-tea. 0.82
00:42:03.000 Oh my God, you're illiterate.
00:42:05.000 To Native American.
00:42:06.000 The word ethnicity looks weird to you.
00:42:08.000 I stink it tea.
00:42:09.000 You know when you stumble, you catch yourself, and you're like, I'm good, and the next step is brutal because the last step sucked.
00:42:14.000 All right, forget it.
00:42:15.000 I can do these.
00:42:15.000 So go back up again because we're spending too much time making fun of you.
00:42:20.000 After becoming a professor, she demanded the university change the faculty-listed ethnicity from white to Native American.
00:42:27.000 So now it's her entire identity.
00:42:29.000 I'm a Native American.
00:42:30.000 You know what just occurred to me?
00:42:31.000 Have you seen that?
00:42:33.000 It's a very rare little clip, little picture that lists Obama as born in Kenya.
00:42:39.000 And it's often used as proof for birthers that he wasn't born, that he was actually born in Kenya.
00:42:44.000 I wouldn't be surprised if he was born in Hawaii and he was being interviewed and they were doing the write-up for his author from his first book and they're like, and where were you born?
00:42:52.000 And he went, put Kenya.
00:42:55.000 Yeah.
00:42:56.000 Yeah, I was basically born in Kenya.
00:42:58.000 That's the same thing.
00:42:59.000 It's possible that his Kenyan posing is what started this whole birther thing. 0.99
00:43:04.000 All right.
00:43:05.000 Go to the next one.
00:43:06.000 Warren was identified by Harvard Law as a woman of color. 0.97
00:43:09.000 Harvard promoted Warren's hire as expanding their campus diversity by hiring a woman with minority backgrounds in their faculty. 0.99
00:43:17.000 Now, that's a big deal because that means she took the place of someone else. 1.00
00:43:22.000 That means there could have been a Native American lawyer who was very excited to be at Harvard and they went, well, we already got one, thanks.
00:43:28.000 Sorry.
00:43:29.000 Or even worse than that, they went, well, we're good for Natives. 0.54
00:43:33.000 Anything else?
00:43:34.000 Like, maybe their criteria for their affirmative action is, you need at least one Native American in there.
00:43:40.000 I'm like, well, that's done.
00:43:41.000 Check that off.
00:43:44.000 We've satisfied that.
00:43:46.000 Maybe they knew and they thought, you've been doing this live for a while.
00:43:51.000 We're not going to get caught.
00:43:53.000 You will.
00:43:53.000 All right, next one.
00:43:56.000 Warren claimed her mother and father had to elope due to her mother's obvious Indian heritage and the white bigotry of her father's family.
00:44:04.000 Here's a photo of Warren's mom.
00:44:10.000 Wow.
00:44:10.000 And you're desecrating real American Indian suffering every time you do one of these, by the by.
00:44:17.000 All right, keep going.
00:44:18.000 What's this one?
00:44:19.000 Oh, here she is telling the story.
00:44:21.000 Okay.
00:44:22.000 It is, I believe.
00:44:24.000 What's the start?
00:44:25.000 Actually, you have it wrong about what it is, I believe.
00:44:28.000 Let's start there.
00:44:29.000 Tell us what it was.
00:44:29.000 Okay, my mom and dad were very much in love with each other, and they wanted to get married.
00:44:35.000 And my father's parents said, absolutely not.
00:44:38.000 You can't marry her because she's part Cherokee and she's part Delaware. 1.00
00:44:42.000 And after fighting it as long as they could, my parents went off.
00:44:47.000 They eloped.
00:44:48.000 It was an issue in our family.
00:44:50.000 You know those body language videos?
00:44:51.000 You ever watched that chick? 0.95
00:44:52.000 We should try to get her on the show. 1.00
00:44:54.000 Did you see Elizabeth Warren's eyes during that thing?
00:44:58.000 They were darting all over the place.
00:45:00.000 And she had a big sort of net. 0.77
00:45:02.000 Well, here comes a lie.
00:45:04.000 There we go.
00:45:06.000 I'm lying.
00:45:08.000 Here's my crazy lying eyes.
00:45:12.000 Okay, let's do another one.
00:45:14.000 These are fun.
00:45:16.000 What have you done, Elizabeth?
00:45:17.000 You completely screwed.
00:45:18.000 The only thing the DNC has right now is that there was a hate gang roaming the streets of New York City and the Republicans endorsed it.
00:45:25.000 That's all they have, and it's almost as flimsy as this.
00:45:29.000 Warren submitted Multiple recipes for the Indian cookbook Pow Wow Chow and signed her name Elizabeth Warren, Cherokee.
00:45:38.000 Looks so cringy, isn't it?
00:45:40.000 This is pure Rachel Dolezal. 0.52
00:45:42.000 This is like when Sean King says the N-word.
00:45:45.000 I saw Sean King on some rap radio show, and I guess I can use the N-word in this context.
00:45:50.000 He said, I've had a lot of niggas say to me, like, you're the one of the really littlest niggas out there.
00:45:54.000 And you're like, when this all blows up for Sean, and it may never, when this all blows up for Sean, people are going to pull up those old ones and said, so you were a white guy in a room calling all these other black people N's and telling them you're more black than them.
00:46:09.000 Warren used offensive, racially charged language to defend her claims of Native American, declaring that her family had high cheekbones, like all Indians do.
00:46:20.000 That is pretty true.
00:46:21.000 Wait, I want to see the video.
00:46:26.000 Warren says her great-great-great-grandmother is Cherokee, but genealogists have yet to confirm that.
00:46:32.000 Warren referenced a photo of her grandfather on her mantle as part of the family lore.
00:46:38.000 My Aunt B has walked by that picture at least a thousand times, remarked that her father, my papa, had high cheekbones like all of the Indians do because that's how she saw it.
00:46:54.000 And she said, and your mother got those same great cheekbones. 1.00
00:46:58.000 And I didn't.
00:46:59.000 She thought this was.
00:47:01.000 Nice evidence, by the way.
00:47:02.000 Have you seen the picture going around of what that actually means to be one 1024th?
00:47:08.000 It's a big mathematical looking grid.
00:47:10.000 She's tiny at the bottom, and then you see like mom, dad, aunt, uncle, mom, da, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:47:14.000 Obviously, you see mom, dad, but then you see all the aunts and uncles, and then you see all the grandparents.
00:47:20.000 And it keeps going and going, and the layout is sort of like an opera house.
00:47:24.000 And then we finally see at the very top, just like an Indian headdress, actually, this tiny little blip that says, maybe this grandfather, maybe this guy slept with a Cherokee.
00:47:35.000 Anyway, let's keep going on the tweets.
00:47:37.000 Warren has now claimed that she may have one blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:47:40.000 This is equally problematic because proves that the average white American has.18.
00:47:44.000 .18.
00:47:49.000 That's great.
00:47:50.000 She's exactly like that Indian, by the way. 1.00
00:47:52.000 He's an Italian guy.
00:47:56.000 Eight, multiple members of Warren's direct family have disputed her claims of a proud Native American heritage.
00:48:02.000 They deny the Senator's Indian heritage stories fervently.
00:48:04.000 Yes, I remember that.
00:48:05.000 Keep going.
00:48:06.000 We've got to get moving here, running out of time.
00:48:08.000 Nine, Warren's DNA report.
00:48:11.000 The report actually measured Colombian, Mexican, and Peruvian.
00:48:15.000 Ah!
00:48:17.000 So that's a totally, that's actually more like the Spanish.
00:48:20.000 That could be the Spanish mixing with the Aztecs, the conquistadors.
00:48:24.000 Then they either go back to Europe or slowly make their way up.
00:48:26.000 That's not Cherokee. 0.99
00:48:28.000 Keep going.
00:48:32.000 It's afraid they were going to commit racial fraud.
00:48:34.000 Yeah.
00:48:35.000 By the way, Benny was there when Amy Schumer and that hot model and Natachi Rabbituski got arrested.
00:48:42.000 And he goes, you weren't arrested.
00:48:45.000 You asked the police to arrest you when they asked.
00:48:47.000 And then you got a little ankle bracelet, a little bracelet.
00:48:50.000 Then you sat down and you were scooched away later.
00:48:53.000 That's like when you're in class and you're causing a ruckus and your teacher's like, do you want to come inside?
00:48:57.000 She sends you outside.
00:48:58.000 Do you want to come inside and behave?
00:49:00.000 And you're like, no, I don't.
00:49:04.000 I'm not done yet.
00:49:07.000 That's exactly what it's like.
00:49:09.000 See, he's getting good stuff here.
00:49:11.000 This is how the right does journalism.
00:49:13.000 He actually goes to these things.
00:49:15.000 All these journalists writing about the Friday thing, and I'm sorry, I'm going back to it again.
00:49:18.000 I can tell they're sitting at home, looking at other people's social media, and just like repeating tweets, repeating theories, repeating Instagrams.
00:49:25.000 Benny goes there.
00:49:26.000 Benny does the work.
00:49:28.000 I think he maybe used to be a liberal.
00:49:31.000 All right, how many of these do we have here?
00:49:35.000 That last one was the end, but this is the end.
00:49:36.000 Dishonors, legitimate trouble.
00:49:37.000 Yeah, we've all heard this.
00:49:38.000 The Cherokee Nation is really pissed.
00:49:39.000 And that really is the last nail in the coffin.
00:49:42.000 That's really, when you went out and you kept using Cherokee, Cherokee, Cherokee, and then the Cherokees go, screw you. 0.91
00:49:48.000 That's like Sean King.
00:49:50.000 That's like all black people in America going, we hate Sean King. 1.00
00:49:53.000 I mean, you're done.
00:49:55.000 You're completely done.
00:49:56.000 Meanwhile, Sean King is kicking ass.
00:49:58.000 He's doing a big talk soon.
00:49:59.000 He's probably going to make $40,000.
00:50:02.000 He is the most successful hustler of our generation.
00:50:05.000 And I've gone through the wall of contempt, and I now admire Sean King.
00:50:12.000 The same way I admire Ronnie Briggs, the great train robber.
00:50:15.000 The same way I admire Guy Fox, the guy who almost blew up the parliament.
00:50:19.000 He's a very talented criminal.
00:50:22.000 Elizabeth Warren is not.
00:50:24.000 Elizabeth Warren had a chance not to do any of this, and she got the 0.09 and went, let's run with it, boys.
00:50:31.000 On my now-banned Twitter, I have a direct message from Rachel Dolezal because I told her, hey, I saw your documentary, and I think you're a sweet person.
00:50:43.000 And I judged it too harshly.
00:50:45.000 But here's the thing.
00:50:46.000 I was like, you know, I felt bad for her.
00:50:48.000 I was like, who am I to judge who she feels she is?
00:50:51.000 Because she was raised with black people.
00:50:53.000 But she wants to shove it in your face. 1.00
00:50:54.000 And then I remembered, oh yeah, that's really annoying.
00:50:57.000 Don't try to make me believe it.
00:50:59.000 If you believe it, cool.
00:51:01.000 Well, yeah, yeah, because she was part of the NAACP and stuff.
00:51:04.000 So she wasn't just a quiet black woman. 1.00
00:51:06.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:51:06.000 She was like, I'm championing.
00:51:07.000 And she did big murals of slavery and all the suffering her people had endured.
00:51:11.000 No, she was exactly like Elizabeth Warren.
00:51:13.000 She capitalized on it.
00:51:14.000 She just didn't quietly sit in a room and listen to rap.
00:51:18.000 She's a great painter, too.
00:51:19.000 Okay, last one.
00:51:20.000 Last one.
00:51:21.000 60 Minutes.
00:51:22.000 60 Minutes went out to destroy Trump.
00:51:26.000 The ratings were terrible on it, which, by the way, the left is using as an attack on Trump.
00:51:30.000 Ha ha, Trump can't do ratings.
00:51:32.000 No, 60 Minutes blows, and everyone knew it was going to be a hit piece.
00:51:38.000 Because they saw the one where Tucker Carlson sat down with the porn star, and he said, did he use a condom?
00:51:44.000 That's 60 Minutes.
00:51:45.000 60 Minutes had, what's his name?
00:51:47.000 Was it Morley Safer?
00:51:49.000 The guy who broke the whole Vietnam War apart and showed what we were doing to the villages there.
00:51:55.000 He kind of ended the war in Vietnam.
00:51:56.000 That's the sort of legacy of 60 Minutes, ending wars with footage.
00:52:01.000 And then we cut to Tucker Carl, sorry, whoops.
00:52:04.000 We cut to Anderson Cooper going, did he use a condom when he did it with you?
00:52:09.000 Did he put it on his penis?
00:52:11.000 Yeah, I bet you like that, right?
00:52:13.000 Like, what are you, a perverted 13-year-old?
00:52:17.000 Anyway, 60 Minutes was outmatched by Trump, and this is from the wildly left-wing variety.
00:52:22.000 The president talked over Leslie Stahl in a relentless blast that seemed more rally than interview.
00:52:27.000 I can't tell.
00:52:28.000 You know, they might think that that's insulting him, but we read that and go, haha.
00:52:32.000 60 Minutes went out to fry him, and they lost.
00:52:34.000 But I thought there was a nice quote in there.
00:52:35.000 So she tries to get him and make him look inhuman by saying, you should see what's going on in Greenland.
00:52:40.000 She goes, I wish you could go to Greenland and see the giant icebergs falling into the water and the skinny polar bears saying, help me, mommy.
00:52:49.000 And Stahl mused in the brief portion of the interview, dealing with climate change, watch these chunks of ice just falling into the ocean, raising the sea levels.
00:52:59.000 60 Minutes is pure, I mean, it's like Columbia University.
00:53:03.000 It is the most SJ show, SJW show.
00:53:07.000 And I think it's because all these rich people are just at rich people dinner parties.
00:53:10.000 They have totally lost the plot over at 60 Minutes.
00:53:13.000 It's basically beyond the Young Turks. 0.63
00:53:16.000 It's BuzzFeed.
00:53:19.000 Trump shouted her down, predictably unmoved by Stahl's evident passion about a story imbued with dread.
00:53:26.000 Didn't fall for it, less.
00:53:29.000 So we're out of time.
00:53:30.000 We're actually beyond time.
00:53:31.000 But there's a common thread here in this whole show, and it is the left is frantic.
00:53:36.000 They are desperate.
00:53:37.000 They're playing dirty pool.
00:53:38.000 They're putting all of their eggs in random Nazi baskets and freaking out.
00:53:42.000 And the reason they are doing this is because they are on a losing streak.
00:53:47.000 They're in a state of total and utter panic.
00:53:49.000 It's three weeks to go before the election, and they have pulled out all the stops.
00:53:53.000 Let's be violent.
00:53:54.000 Let's send rice in.
00:53:55.000 Let's harass conservatives at restaurants. 1.00
00:53:57.000 Let's attack them. 0.65
00:53:58.000 We have senators' wives sleeping with loaded guns. 1.00
00:54:02.000 That is the price you pay for winning.
00:54:04.000 I'm almost tired of winning.
00:54:06.000 It's getting pretty strenuous winning, but I'm not tired yet.
00:54:11.000 And you antagonists who are trying to make us tired of winning, you need to get off my lawn.
00:54:20.000 Oh, wait, stop the presses.
00:54:21.000 I forgot a doozy.
00:54:22.000 Stormy Daniels.
00:54:24.000 The judge has decided that her case was frivolous and she has to pay Trump's legal fees.
00:54:31.000 So that means all of those people who said, I'm going to donate $2,500 to your cause, Stormy, just to screw Trump, are now paying to unscrew Trump, including Kathy Griffin, who held the Trump set and had a tweet out there saying, I'm going to give you tons of money so you can take him down.
00:54:50.000 All that money is going into Trump's pockets.
00:54:54.000 What's sweeter than that?
00:54:56.000 All right, bye.
00:55:01.000 No more, take a game of that, USA.