Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 03, 2018


Get Off My Lawn #109 | Pols Hog Wild


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Length

43 minutes

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6,973

Sentence count

645

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Misogyny

46

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Hate speech

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Kevin and Yusong talk about The Who's cover of "The Magic Bus" by The Puff and The Magic Band. They also talk about a video of a school meeting in which a dad pulls out a knife and threatens to stab his own son.

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00:00:12.000 Every day I get in the queue To get in the bus that brings me to you Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn Kevin McGuinness Your house is only another mile Thank you drama for getting me here Let's ride the magic bus We'll be an inspector,
00:00:40.000 have no fear Let's ride the magic bus I'm too rich to call no bus Let's ride the magic bus Let's ride the magic bus That is a cover of Magic Bus by the Who.
00:01:04.000 The band, the pudding, they're called, suck.
00:01:08.000 And that is a terrible cover of it.
00:01:11.000 Not every song we introduce the show with has to be a good song.
00:01:14.000 That is a massacre of a wonderful song, The Magic Bus.
00:01:19.000 It's such a good song that I often wonder if the Who in the studio were looking at each other going, can you believe how insanely good we are at this stuff?
00:01:30.000 Like Baba O'Reilly. 0.84
00:01:31.000 Surely they must have been looking at each other going, what the fuck?
00:01:35.000 We're amazing.
00:01:38.000 Magic Bus was recorded as a demo in 1965 by Pete Townsend.
00:01:43.000 And he didn't actually record it with The Who until I think 1968.
00:01:49.000 So it was floating around for two years.
00:01:53.000 And the record label that The Who worked with, the managers and stuff, sent out this demo.
00:01:58.000 And it had its own little life as a demo.
00:02:01.000 And then it got stolen by this crappy band.
00:02:03.000 Look at their faces.
00:02:05.000 Look at this guy's face.
00:02:06.000 Don't you just want to punch it?
00:02:09.000 The pudding.
00:02:10.000 Those are the guys that I contest stole it and did a terrible job.
00:02:15.000 Kind of ruined it, actually, for the Who.
00:02:17.000 Luckily, the Who's was so good, it overrode it.
00:02:20.000 There's plenty of morals here.
00:02:22.000 One is get your stuff out.
00:02:25.000 Don't him and ha.
00:02:27.000 Get it out there.
00:02:28.000 Just move it.
00:02:29.000 Sign the contract.
00:02:29.000 Just say yes.
00:02:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do it.
00:02:31.000 We'll do it.
00:02:31.000 We'll do it.
00:02:32.000 Get going.
00:02:32.000 Get moving.
00:02:33.000 That's moral one, or someone else is going to scoop it up and steal your idea.
00:02:38.000 And number two, if you're an awesome band, you're going to be fine.
00:02:41.000 And if you suck, you can steal all you want and you're going to be a loser.
00:02:44.000 That's what I kind of liked about Hot Tub Time Machine.
00:02:46.000 I re-watched the sequel last night with my brother.
00:02:49.000 And I love the idea that these guys stole all these songs.
00:02:54.000 They stole all this technology.
00:02:55.000 They stole all these ideas.
00:02:56.000 And they still were losers.
00:02:58.000 Because it's not a matter of you getting this gift.
00:03:01.000 We have this, the left has this obsession with like, just give blacks reparations.
00:03:05.000 Just give me a chance.
00:03:07.000 Just affirmative action, hire me. 0.99
00:03:09.000 Just get this woman up doing Jimmy Kim alive, and she'll totally slay. 1.00
00:03:15.000 If she's talented, she will.
00:03:16.000 So we're going to stick with meritocracy, and we're going to get away with just giving random people free stuff because it doesn't pan out.
00:03:24.000 If you're good, you'll do good.
00:03:27.000 All right, we got a hell of a show today because I haven't spoken to you in three days.
00:03:32.000 So I'm going to talk to some people on the streets of New York.
00:03:36.000 I want to look at this video that's a school meeting.
00:03:40.000 And it was, this is from last week, where this guy pulls out a knife, a dad pulls out a knife, and he says, how are you going to stop this?
00:03:47.000 And you see all these bourgeois parents freaking out.
00:03:50.000 It's a nice convalescence of blue-collar rational people who know how life is in reality, and then the bourgeoisie who panic at the sign of any kind of confrontation.
00:04:01.000 And both of them have a vested interest in solving this problem of violence in schools.
00:04:06.000 So they're not going to just shrug their shoulders and walk away.
00:04:09.000 They have to argue it out.
00:04:10.000 And of course, the pussies win. 1.00
00:04:12.000 By the way, speaking of the pussies win, you know that Rupert Murdoch's sons run Fox News now, right? 1.00
00:04:20.000 James, and I forget the name of the other guy.
00:04:23.000 These are private school kids.
00:04:25.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:04:26.000 That's James.
00:04:27.000 Scroll down a little bit, though.
00:04:30.000 And you'll see the two boys.
00:04:33.000 There we go.
00:04:33.000 Faster.
00:04:35.000 So Lachlan and James.
00:04:41.000 And these are rich kids.
00:04:43.000 Go back to that picture and make it full screen.
00:04:45.000 These are rich kids who don't understand risk and bravado and danger the way Rupert Murdoch does.
00:04:53.000 So their job is just to minimize risk and not blow dad's fortune by taking any risk.
00:04:58.000 And the irony is, that's how you create a fortune, is you take risks.
00:05:02.000 And so they're going to shut down Laura Ingram's show.
00:05:06.000 And that sucks because she was one of the few ballsy broads. 1.00
00:05:10.000 Remember I said earlier that just choosing a woman to take over a show doesn't mean it's going to be good? 1.00
00:05:14.000 No, she actually deserved it.
00:05:15.000 She had original concepts.
00:05:17.000 She brought new stuff to the table.
00:05:21.000 Head of the post today, polls hog wild.
00:05:25.000 Now, remember what Trump did with this stimulus package, this ridiculous $1.3 trillion?
00:05:32.000 It might have been a trick.
00:05:33.000 It might have been a trick so he can allot $800 billion to the wall and call it defense.
00:05:38.000 I'll be impressed if that's the case.
00:05:40.000 But the danger with politicians is you're giving vampires blood.
00:05:45.000 And if there's one place where corruption reigns supreme, almost as bad as Chicago, is New York City, especially Albany.
00:05:51.000 So these guys are going to go ballistic on the free money.
00:05:55.000 But we'll see.
00:05:56.000 He is the king of 3D chess.
00:05:59.000 Got a few things I want to cover before we look at this other content.
00:06:04.000 I also want to talk to my buddy, Tiny.
00:06:06.000 Tiny is out there fighting the good fight against Antifa.
00:06:11.000 And if you watch social media, you might get the idea that we're losing.
00:06:16.000 Our side is losing.
00:06:17.000 The MAGA side is losing.
00:06:18.000 But I think of this week, I'm just going to show you some fist fights on the street.
00:06:23.000 And you can see that we're winning and we're brawling and we're getting in there, getting our hands dirty.
00:06:28.000 We're not sitting there like the School meeting guy going, That's a switchblade, that's illegal, or call the police, that's assault.
00:06:35.000 We're getting out there and handling our biz.
00:06:39.000 So that's going to be an inspiring interview, and I'll continue to do that throughout the week.
00:06:42.000 But before we get started, I thought this was interesting.
00:06:46.000 The SPLC tracks hate.
00:06:48.000 Do we have to look at pudding the whole time?
00:06:50.000 I don't want to see them.
00:06:52.000 What's this on my screen?
00:06:53.000 Oh, that's a good one.
00:06:54.000 Yeah, I want to talk about these Mexicans yelling at a cop. 1.00
00:06:59.000 But yeah, hate tracker.
00:07:00.000 They follow all the evil that white supremacists do.
00:07:04.000 And this weekend, these evil white supremacists were focused on the ever-present Jesus.
00:07:10.000 Jesus Christ rose from the dead yesterday.
00:07:13.000 And happy Easter.
00:07:15.000 Just the whole concept of the resurrection is now white supremacists because whatever they see as bad guys, whatever they do is now evil.
00:07:25.000 So Hitler used toilet paper. 0.83
00:07:27.000 I use toilet paper.
00:07:28.000 Ergo, I'm Hitler.
00:07:30.000 If they've decided that Nazis are anyone who likes Trump and mostly Christians, well then Jesus is racist to them.
00:07:38.000 That's the America we're living in now.
00:07:41.000 And you know what?
00:07:42.000 They're doing us a favor because by making everything so evil, they've totally diluted the word.
00:07:48.000 The Nazi doesn't mean anything.
00:07:49.000 Their idea of evil doesn't mean anything.
00:07:51.000 They don't mean anything.
00:07:53.000 That's what you get when you cry wolf 100 times.
00:07:56.000 I thought this was also interesting in the news.
00:07:58.000 The London murder rate has finally surpassed New York's.
00:08:03.000 And we know what that's all about, right?
00:08:05.000 That's all about Islam. 0.99
00:08:06.000 Now, I predicted this a while ago.
00:08:08.000 So if you go to the bottom of these references, Dave, you'll see the original Trump tweet.
00:08:12.000 No, no, no.
00:08:13.000 Out of our notes that I sent you.
00:08:16.000 It's the bottom link.
00:08:17.000 Trump.
00:08:18.000 There we go.
00:08:18.000 Just outreport, United Kingdom crime rises 13% annually amid spread of radical Islamic terror.
00:08:24.000 Isn't it fun having a president who says the truth and doesn't him and ha the way the media does?
00:08:30.000 The president's supposed to be the diplomatic one who's scared of offending everyone and wants to smooth it over.
00:08:35.000 And then the press, they're supposed to be the incendiary ones that dare to say all the bad stuff.
00:08:40.000 Not today.
00:08:41.000 Today, Trump has had to pick up the slack.
00:08:43.000 And he says, radical Islam increased the crime rate in London. 0.73
00:08:48.000 So Ed Miliband over in Britain, he's the head of some labor crap, commie, socialist garbage. 0.96
00:08:55.000 He says, spreading lies about your own country, sad.
00:08:58.000 Spreading lies about others, sadder.
00:09:00.000 What an absolute moron.
00:09:03.000 And then I responded to Ed saying that he's right, Ed.
00:09:07.000 And you beat us in rape, ruggings, burglary, everything.
00:09:12.000 But murder.
00:09:13.000 But it's not going to be long for murder.
00:09:15.000 Now, the stats weren't out then, but just the other day, the stats finally came out and they said that as I was typing that tweet, the murder rate had surpassed them in London.
00:09:26.000 And I love the backtracking, the covering their bases that Britain is saying.
00:09:31.000 They're saying, this is totally malicious.
00:09:33.000 What you're doing is you're manipulating.
00:09:35.000 No, that's working class sorry. 1.00
00:09:36.000 What you're doing is you're manipulating the statistics.
00:09:39.000 London's murder rate has gone up just a little bit.
00:09:43.000 Here, go down to those charts on that thing.
00:09:46.000 Okay, so what this is really about is New York's crime rate plummeting and getting as low as London's.
00:09:55.000 Well, yeah, if you're going to go back to, go down to the years there, the 90s.
00:10:01.000 That's called Giuliani.
00:10:03.000 That's called Giuliani enforcing the law and arresting criminals.
00:10:07.000 So what happened?
00:10:08.000 They all went to East New York where there's a murder a day, but Manhattan is now safe and Times Square is now a wonderful place to be.
00:10:14.000 But London, if you want to look at the past three years, go down a little bit more and you'll see the real chart.
00:10:20.000 Look at that.
00:10:21.000 2014 to 2017.
00:10:25.000 What's happened in those past three years?
00:10:27.000 Well, the floodgates have opened for Islam. 1.00
00:10:29.000 So they are on an uptick because they support diversity to the point of absurdity. 0.99
00:10:35.000 And we are on a downward crime trend because we finally started arresting bad guys.
00:10:42.000 The right wins in both cases.
00:10:46.000 Speaking of which, this case, Al Sharpton was at a funeral for this guy, Stefan Clark.
00:10:54.000 Now, the story is pretty shaky, as is always the case with these.
00:10:59.000 And the story is that he was just shot in his own backyard, maybe making hot dogs for the kids, and just shot in the head.
00:11:05.000 You d ⁇ . 1.00
00:11:06.000 And so that starts incredible racial hatred.
00:11:09.000 That's his brother with a strange headband on who was seen drinking before the speech, Stefante Clark.
00:11:18.000 Now, the story on the cops side is Stefan Clark was smashing car windows.
00:11:25.000 Got reports.
00:11:26.000 Fallen with the helicopter.
00:11:27.000 The cops get a report.
00:11:28.000 We got him.
00:11:29.000 So the cops are following orders, right?
00:11:31.000 And then they get there, they get to the backyard, and he pulls out his phone, and they shoot him because it's dark.
00:11:38.000 And it's scary when you're chasing a perp who's acting erratic and smashing car windows when he pulls out something black.
00:11:45.000 We saw this with, what was his name, Amadou Diallo?
00:11:48.000 Was that the Haitian who pulled out his black wallet and got shot 40 times?
00:11:52.000 And of course, the left and Al Sharpton and the race mongerers, what do you call them, race baiters, they say, you know, he was shot egregiously 20 times.
00:12:02.000 How many times do you have to kill a man?
00:12:03.000 Sure, those 20 times happen in a matter of seconds.
00:12:06.000 Okay?
00:12:07.000 Seconds.
00:12:08.000 You don't know if four of your bullets went into his foot and he's still going to kill you.
00:12:13.000 But what I find interesting about this clip has nothing to do really with the Stefan Clark case.
00:12:18.000 What I find interesting is how effectively Al Sharpton has mobilized black outrage.
00:12:25.000 Watch his speech and watch Stefan's brother.
00:12:29.000 Al Sharpton is a genius.
00:12:31.000 He's sort of like solar power or wind energy.
00:12:35.000 He harnesses this rage, foments it, adds gas to the fire, and then weaponizes it.
00:12:42.000 He weaponizes black rage.
00:12:44.000 And obviously this guy's mad.
00:12:46.000 His brother's dead.
00:12:47.000 The last thing he wants to hear is a fair and rational argument.
00:12:50.000 That's the way we are with our families.
00:12:52.000 That's why the left, by the way, always says, what if it was your daughter?
00:12:56.000 What if your son was killed?
00:12:58.000 All right, check him out.
00:12:59.000 Yesterday, look at this kid.
00:13:02.000 He's deranged.
00:13:02.000 The Press secretary.
00:13:05.000 Said this is a local matter.
00:13:07.000 No, this is not a local matter.
00:13:09.000 Why do you have a t-shirt on it?
00:13:11.000 You're essentially your brother's friend.
00:13:12.000 You're just familiar all over the country.
00:13:15.000 And we are here to say that we're going to stand with Stefan Clark and the leaders of his family.
00:13:24.000 We're putting aside our differences.
00:13:27.000 It's time for preachers to come out the pulpit.
00:13:30.000 It's time for politicians to come out their office.
00:13:33.000 It's time for us to go down and stop this madness.
00:13:40.000 He's making a fight with someone in the audience.
00:13:44.000 I don't know if you can be rational with these people, with the crazed left.
00:13:48.000 I don't think you can sit there and say, well, he was breaking car windows and the officers were.
00:13:53.000 See, he makes up this story about the cops just shooting blacks for sport.
00:13:57.000 Then when the cops get off for this because it goes through a real trial and the jury goes through the facts, then it's seen as America and the state not only has cops killing people, but advocates it, just like the whites in South Africa with the kill the boy, kill the farmer. 0.58
00:14:15.000 So what do they do?
00:14:16.000 They want to go on a killing spree.
00:14:18.000 And you know what that does?
00:14:19.000 That gets them shot.
00:14:20.000 So Al Sharpton is killing black people.
00:14:24.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of black people, I did that talk, I did a segment last week about fake black people who get really militant about their blackness, but grew up white in beautiful neighborhoods surrounded by white people experiencing zero racism.
00:14:39.000 And I forgot a major one.
00:14:40.000 I just remembered on the weekend.
00:14:42.000 Jordan Peel.
00:14:44.000 Is that his name?
00:14:45.000 The guy who did Get Out?
00:14:47.000 What's his name again?
00:14:49.000 He grew up on the Upper East Side.
00:14:52.000 Black dad wasn't around.
00:14:54.000 Only white mom was around. 0.99
00:14:56.000 And Get Out is really about his wife's family, Chelsea Peretti.
00:15:00.000 And the Perettis have admitted this as much.
00:15:02.000 And he apparently feels like, what's his name?
00:15:07.000 Jordan Peale, yeah.
00:15:09.000 So I like it.
00:15:12.000 I love art.
00:15:12.000 And I love this movie because you can take it any way you want.
00:15:15.000 I saw it as a parody of black paranoia. 0.93
00:15:19.000 But the common consensus is it's sort of seen as this is how black people feel when they go to a rich white family.
00:15:25.000 They feel like they're going to be abducted.
00:15:26.000 They're going to be killed.
00:15:28.000 And this is Jordan Peele visiting his fiancé, now his wife, Chelsea Paretti, and being freaked out by these rich white people.
00:15:34.000 But here's the clincher in reality.
00:15:37.000 Chelsea Paretti's mom is black. 1.00
00:15:39.000 Her stepmom.
00:15:40.000 She has been surrounded by more blackness than Jordan Peele. 0.99
00:15:44.000 Jordan Peele grew up totally white.
00:15:47.000 So what he's really doing is he's showcasing how you imagine this black guy feels when he goes to this white family.
00:15:55.000 But they're blacker than him. 0.99
00:15:57.000 You know what I mean?
00:15:58.000 Chelsea Peretti is surrounded with more blackness throughout her childhood than Jordan Peele is. 0.98
00:16:05.000 But he makes the movie about how scary it is to be black because, of course, the cops are going to kill you.
00:16:10.000 Anyway, my last defense of the police in America is this amazing video I just got to get to today.
00:16:18.000 Check out these guys showing unbelievable restraint with a Hispanic family. 1.00
00:16:21.000 I assume it's church day because one of them is covered.
00:16:24.000 So she looks Muslim, but they're clearly Hispanic. 0.74
00:16:28.000 Look at the way they attack the cops, steal a cop's taser, harass the cops, shove the cops during this whole time, refuse to comply with police.
00:16:38.000 How much of this so-called police violence is cops having to deal with people like this?
00:16:43.000 Get back.
00:16:46.000 Get back now.
00:16:48.000 Get back.
00:16:49.000 Get back.
00:16:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:52.000 Stop.
00:16:53.000 Hey.
00:16:54.000 Hey, there's kids.
00:16:56.000 Hey, there's kids.
00:16:57.000 There's kids.
00:16:59.000 Stop, there's kids.
00:17:01.000 Stop, there's kids.
00:17:02.000 Look at this.
00:17:02.000 Can you imagine?
00:17:04.000 Can you conceive of you, viewer at home, pushing a cop up against a car, maybe in a blackout, maybe in a drunken blackout, and I would wake up in the drunk tank and go, oh man, I'm screwed.
00:17:17.000 But on church on a sober Sunday, using your forearm to push a cop against a car, does that fit into your brain?
00:17:27.000 We've all been mad at cops.
00:17:28.000 We've all felt that they were being egregious.
00:17:31.000 But does it fit into your brain, you pushing him up with your forearm?
00:17:35.000 No, it doesn't.
00:17:38.000 There's kids.
00:17:39.000 Stop.
00:17:40.000 I like that accent, by the way.
00:17:40.000 There's kids.
00:17:42.000 Get back! 0.96
00:17:43.000 Get off me! 1.00
00:17:45.000 Look, she's grabbing his baton. 1.00
00:17:47.000 Get back! 0.96
00:17:48.000 There's kids!
00:17:49.000 Stop! 1.00
00:17:53.000 Stop! 1.00
00:17:54.000 I think he just yelled, everybody, peace.
00:17:59.000 Stop! 1.00
00:18:00.000 There's kids here!
00:18:02.000 Stop! 1.00
00:18:03.000 There's kids here!
00:18:06.000 By the way, thank you for filming this.
00:18:09.000 We have so much, you know, Larry King footage of cops where you just get one section of the fight and you don't see the whole thing.
00:18:16.000 This is the whole thing.
00:18:17.000 We see what cops have to go through.
00:18:19.000 Look at this.
00:18:20.000 Lunacy! 0.67
00:18:24.000 He's trying just to tase them.
00:18:26.000 You're so lucky you didn't get shot.
00:18:30.000 Look, one of them has his radio.
00:18:34.000 He can't call for backup.
00:18:40.000 She's a woman. 0.82
00:18:42.000 No, she didn't.
00:18:43.000 I have a video here.
00:18:45.000 You're on the ground.
00:18:46.000 Let it go.
00:18:47.000 Help me.
00:18:51.000 Oh, my God.
00:18:54.000 Can you imagine if these were female cops? 1.00
00:18:56.000 The mess would be between this making.
00:18:59.000 So this goes, I mean, it's a seven-minute video.
00:19:04.000 Oh, they're Salvadorian. 0.90
00:19:08.000 How could you be so mean?
00:19:10.000 Look, he's exhausted all his other weapons.
00:19:12.000 Remember, he had that telescopic bat?
00:19:14.000 That's gone.
00:19:15.000 Then he had the tasers.
00:19:16.000 Those guts gone.
00:19:17.000 Now he's down to pepper spray.
00:19:19.000 I'm sorry.
00:19:20.000 I think these cops are being too nice.
00:19:23.000 Why are you so mean?
00:19:24.000 Why are you so nice?
00:19:27.000 Creditos, mundo Hispanico.
00:19:35.000 Anyway, this goes on and on.
00:19:38.000 And the narrative of being a cop in 2018 goes on and on, and it is an insane narrative.
00:19:44.000 So much of what we have to, what we are subjected to when we're censored is based on lies.
00:19:51.000 This idea that cops are hunting people for sport is not true.
00:19:55.000 This whole notion that conservatives have to be censored because it might lead to a new Nazi party is phantasmagorical.
00:20:04.000 It is ridiculous.
00:20:06.000 It's totally insane.
00:20:07.000 It's like saying, yeah, we have to censor people in tiny shorts, especially men, because it could lead to homosexuality. 0.97
00:20:14.000 So all men portrayed in a sexy way has to stop because it could start a giant World War gay where gays are like, I don't understand how you can have such a flimsy premise and yet wield so much power over the right when it comes to censoring the First Amendment and the Second Amendment. 1.00
00:20:34.000 All right.
00:20:35.000 That's enough babbling for now.
00:20:38.000 Let's go to this school meeting and then let's talk to New Yorkers on the street and then let's watch a dude in a fist fight and ask him for a play-by-play.
00:20:48.000 Ready?
00:20:54.000 Here's an interesting school meeting.
00:20:56.000 PTA meeting March 14th at Rocky Point.
00:20:59.000 I assume that's in upstate New York somewhere.
00:21:01.000 This guy's got a New York accent.
00:21:05.000 But it's an interesting meeting because they're talking about school violence, they're talking about mass shootings, and everyone has a vested interest.
00:21:11.000 So they want to get to the truth.
00:21:13.000 No one is sleeping through this meeting.
00:21:15.000 Their children's lives are at stake.
00:21:17.000 But it's a fascinating juxtaposition of rich and poor because the working class guys have been in fights. 1.00
00:21:23.000 They understand violence.
00:21:25.000 They understand the tactics of violence, the tactical reality of a gun versus a knife versus motive versus good guys with guns, bad guys with guns.
00:21:35.000 The whole kit and caboodle is their reparte.
00:21:40.000 It's what they know.
00:21:42.000 And then you have the rich parents who are just used to going, police, police, authorities, help.
00:21:50.000 That's the guy.
00:21:51.000 Go put him in cuffs. 0.73
00:21:53.000 And you can't do that anymore.
00:21:54.000 So play it.
00:21:55.000 This guy is going to say, by the way, that I'm super tall.
00:21:59.000 And I don't know if the kid that he's talking to is male or female or has a knife, but he's about to pull a knife or show how easy it is to get a knife.
00:22:07.000 So let's hear his diatribe and listen to the parents filming, because they're just as interesting as him.
00:22:12.000 I'm considerably larger than you, okay?
00:22:15.000 If something happened, if I decided to attack you, it would take the cops three to five minutes to...
00:22:23.000 Three to five minutes.
00:22:24.000 It would take the cops 10 minutes with traffic.
00:22:26.000 Traffic's bad.
00:22:30.000 What are you going to do now?
00:22:33.000 What are you going to do now?
00:22:34.000 Stop it.
00:22:35.000 Okay, stop.
00:22:38.000 Did you hear that?
00:22:40.000 So he pulls out a knife.
00:22:41.000 He didn't take it from her or him.
00:22:43.000 He pulled out a normal legal knife that you have on you at all times.
00:22:47.000 Everyone has like a leather man, basically.
00:22:50.000 He pulls it out.
00:22:50.000 He says, what are you going to do now?
00:22:53.000 And he's got a great point.
00:22:54.000 But what do these pussy parents do? 1.00
00:22:56.000 They see conflict.
00:22:57.000 And even though we're talking about your child getting shot in the head, you still freak out and go, stop it.
00:23:05.000 Just stop it.
00:23:07.000 Okay, go back.
00:23:08.000 Inappropriate, please.
00:23:10.000 No, it's not illegal.
00:23:13.000 Is that a male or a female?
00:23:13.000 What is that?
00:23:17.000 That's illegal.
00:23:18.000 That's illegal.
00:23:23.000 I want you to leave its reality.
00:23:28.000 Did you hear that?
00:23:29.000 So there's a mom, and moms, at least when it comes to liberal pussies, they seem to have more of a fighting instinct. 1.00
00:23:36.000 They have more of that tiger in them than these castrated dads. 0.77
00:23:41.000 And this dad sounds exactly like Fred Armison doing a character on Portlandia going, that's illegal!
00:23:47.000 You can't pull a switchblade out on a kid.
00:23:49.000 Yes, sir.
00:23:50.000 Switchblades are illegal.
00:23:52.000 They're illegal because the blade comes out so quickly.
00:23:54.000 The rationale is it's faster than a cop drawing his gun.
00:23:57.000 Well, how do you get a switchblade out of that?
00:23:59.000 That's just a normal folding knife you get at Walmart.
00:24:03.000 I haven't seen a switchblade outside of some Greaser Skinhead cartoon on HBO Family.
00:24:08.000 I haven't seen a Switchblade in real life.
00:24:10.000 I think maybe ever.
00:24:12.000 Can you buy them online?
00:24:13.000 When was the last time you saw a switchblade?
00:24:16.000 When I was a kid, I had a switchblade comb.
00:24:18.000 That was a fun novelty in the 80s.
00:24:20.000 Switchblades?
00:24:21.000 Could you be less cool?
00:24:24.000 Could you be more separated from reality?
00:24:28.000 And this is when it matters, by the way.
00:24:29.000 We're talking about the death of your children.
00:24:31.000 So it's important that you at least, as my father would say, sew one of them back on.
00:24:37.000 All right, go ahead.
00:24:39.000 Guy with a gun.
00:24:40.000 No, that's completely illegal.
00:24:43.000 Raise your hand.
00:24:44.000 Sir, this is why we need security.
00:24:49.000 This is why we need all the guns.
00:24:54.000 What are you going to do?
00:24:55.000 I just walked into the building with this.
00:24:59.000 It's not a gun.
00:25:02.000 But I can do a lot of damage with it.
00:25:04.000 With it.
00:25:06.000 I have two girls in this school. 1.00
00:25:09.000 Just pause.
00:25:10.000 What are you going to do?
00:25:12.000 I walked in with a knife.
00:25:14.000 I could do a lot of damage.
00:25:16.000 I have two girls at this school. 1.00
00:25:18.000 Are you getting his point?
00:25:20.000 I'm seeing an underpinning of classism here too, where these upper middle class people hear his accent and assume he's an idiot, sort of like they do with the southern accent.
00:25:30.000 This guy's got a valid point, and I assume he's arguing for concealed carry or some sort of stronger presence, some stronger artillery on the school grounds, because he's right.
00:25:41.000 Even if you ban guns, they are banned, even if you declare your school a gun-free zone, some kid can come in and easily knife up a dozen people.
00:25:50.000 I think that happened in China with some Muslim nut. 1.00
00:25:53.000 He killed something like 40 people, or at least injured them, with a knife.
00:25:57.000 A knife is a deadly weapon.
00:25:59.000 I want teachers to be armed.
00:26:01.000 And this guy is making a great point about the vulnerability of schools.
00:26:06.000 And everyone is missing it because they are pussies. 1.00
00:26:11.000 Go ahead.
00:26:14.000 I want to know.
00:26:17.000 What are you gonna do?
00:26:17.000 Great point.
00:26:19.000 Are you people insane?
00:26:25.000 This guy has a switchblade in the classroom!
00:26:27.000 This guy's switchblade in the classroom!
00:26:29.000 It's completely illegal!
00:26:30.000 Stop! 1.00
00:26:30.000 Stop! 1.00
00:26:31.000 You may now...
00:26:33.000 No!
00:26:34.000 That's illegal!
00:26:34.000 He can't!
00:26:35.000 That's insanely illegal!
00:26:37.000 Totally illegal!
00:26:38.000 Yeah!
00:26:39.000 Nobody's doing them in this guy!
00:26:40.000 You know what else is illegal?
00:26:42.000 Your lawnmower is...
00:26:44.000 My eye is cold.
00:26:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:26:46.000 So relax.
00:26:47.000 I think we're good at the point.
00:26:51.000 The whole thing falls out.
00:26:54.000 And he's got to be escorted out.
00:26:58.000 and the motive of this dead point is protecting his daughter's lives.
00:27:09.000 All right, this keeps going.
00:27:10.000 You get the idea.
00:27:11.000 He's escorted out by security.
00:27:15.000 And there's a lot going on here.
00:27:16.000 But one thing I've noticed, and it's a problem with our society in general, there's this sort of like, police, that's illegal.
00:27:24.000 That's assault.
00:27:24.000 You just touched me.
00:27:25.000 That's assault.
00:27:26.000 When I was young, I remember my dad he got in a fistfight with a guy at a park because the guy's dog pooed in the park.
00:27:36.000 And my dad hates dogs, especially their feces.
00:27:39.000 And he started yelling at the guy.
00:27:40.000 They got to start yelling at him.
00:27:42.000 They didn't call the cops.
00:27:43.000 They didn't say, that's illegal.
00:27:44.000 They had a 20-minute fight, and they both looked like the elephant man the next day. 0.78
00:27:48.000 They were so swollen.
00:27:50.000 And that was it.
00:27:51.000 That was handled.
00:27:52.000 We should be handling our own business, not constantly running to the police, running to the authorities.
00:27:56.000 Mr. Trump, this happened on your watch.
00:27:59.000 I remember that was the front page of the post.
00:27:59.000 Do something.
00:28:01.000 Do something.
00:28:03.000 Yeah, authorities, handle my life.
00:28:05.000 Handle my business.
00:28:06.000 Can we stop calling 911 all the time?
00:28:09.000 We are an empowered country.
00:28:10.000 This is supposed to be a country of mavericks, of pioneers. 0.97
00:28:13.000 Let's handle our own business for once and stop constantly looking to the state to change our diapers.
00:28:22.000 I don't care how much I pay! 0.98
00:28:24.000 I'm here harassing people.
00:28:27.000 Actually, just giving them a good time.
00:28:30.000 You're harassing them and giving them a good time?
00:28:32.000 Yeah, the security guy here call it harassment.
00:28:37.000 But people have some trouble with me, mostly they hold the wrong.
00:28:42.000 So you found a gray area between harassment and showing people a good time.
00:28:46.000 That's right.
00:28:47.000 Eshalada have a good time.
00:28:49.000 Eshada is call harassment.
00:28:51.000 But is there really a difference?
00:28:53.000 See, I call the guys handsome, and the girl's beautiful. 1.00
00:28:57.000 And I say, you'll make a beautiful cop.
00:28:59.000 Please don't break up on me.
00:29:01.000 That doesn't sound like harassment.
00:29:03.000 I know.
00:29:04.000 I'm not a strategy girl.
00:29:06.000 The girl's too ugly. 1.00
00:29:08.000 And the other guy looks so good.
00:29:09.000 Like you.
00:29:10.000 You got another girl.
00:29:12.000 You think I look handsome?
00:29:12.000 And look at that guy.
00:29:14.000 You think Dave is handsome?
00:29:15.000 Look at that guy, Lev.
00:29:17.000 He's prettier than the Albus.
00:29:19.000 Wow.
00:29:20.000 Thank you so much.
00:29:22.000 They used to be Helpers?
00:29:24.000 Elvis.
00:29:24.000 Elvis?
00:29:25.000 You used to be Elvis Presley?
00:29:27.000 Don't be cool.
00:29:30.000 I thought you were killed.
00:29:31.000 Are you OD'd or something?
00:29:32.000 I'm a Cuban.
00:29:33.000 You're a what?
00:29:34.000 A Cuban. 0.70
00:29:35.000 You're a Cuban?
00:29:36.000 Do you know the boss of the Elvis Presley?
00:29:38.000 Elvis Presley wasn't Cuban?
00:29:38.000 Wait a minute.
00:29:40.000 Yes, he was.
00:29:41.000 No, he was like Native American. 0.57
00:29:43.000 He was like a hillbilly. 0.97
00:29:44.000 His genetic traits are Appalachian and Native American.
00:29:48.000 He wasn't a hillbilly, but in one movie, he went to visit his blunt counterpart in a cowboy show.
00:29:57.000 He came with the army.
00:30:00.000 What's the secret to fighting?
00:30:02.000 How do you win a fight?
00:30:03.000 How do you win a fight?
00:30:04.000 You strike first, without giving notice.
00:30:08.000 Brilliant.
00:30:09.000 Happy day, you see the dust.
00:30:12.000 Tiny, are you there, sir?
00:30:14.000 Yes, sir, I'm here.
00:30:15.000 Tiny, we're just watching you get in fights with Antifa.
00:30:19.000 They love picking fights.
00:30:20.000 They love calling everyone a bitch and saying we're going to kick your ass, punch Nazis and all that stuff.
00:30:25.000 And they smash our buddy there in the head, open up his skull, blood's everywhere.
00:30:30.000 And you're one of the few who goes, all right, I do want to go.
00:30:34.000 And you start punching them in the face.
00:30:36.000 They're always shocked when you fight back, I've noticed.
00:30:39.000 Yes, they was.
00:30:40.000 You know, they did not expect that from us, you know, because it's been too damn long that we have, you know, we have taken it easy on them.
00:30:48.000 But, you know, that day we get back to our trucks and they slashed our tires.
00:30:51.000 So we went after them to talk to them.
00:30:53.000 And they start pepper spraying us and, you know, start pulling this cart.
00:30:56.000 Oh, we're females and this. 1.00
00:30:57.000 We're tranny and all this.
00:30:59.000 You know, it didn't matter that day.
00:31:00.000 So we started smashing them and they were really shocked.
00:31:04.000 And I will never apologize for doing that.
00:31:07.000 Well, no, they tried to put the pussy cart, but it was denied that day. 1.00
00:31:11.000 Yeah.
00:31:11.000 Well, let's look at the video here.
00:31:15.000 So I've noticed, too, on the front lines, there's tons of women. 1.00
00:31:20.000 Why are there always women in the front lines that want to fight? 1.00
00:31:24.000 Don't they understand that it hurts?
00:31:27.000 That's the problem with that, Tifa. 0.66
00:31:29.000 The women's have more balls than the guys. 1.00
00:31:32.000 They put their women in the front because they think that, you know, we're going to take it easy on the women's and we're not going to beat them up. 0.99
00:31:39.000 But here's the thing.
00:31:40.000 When you cover your face and you stand in front of me, I don't see you as a female or a male. 0.93
00:31:45.000 I only see an enemy that is attacking me.
00:31:48.000 Well, that's the thing.
00:31:49.000 That's a trick they do.
00:31:49.000 And I saw this with Disrupt J20.
00:31:52.000 They pick a fight with a construction worker on his way to work.
00:31:55.000 He punches some girl who has a mask on and a hat.
00:31:58.000 All he can see is eyes.
00:31:59.000 And then they go, hey, you just hit a girl.
00:32:03.000 Well, a girl picked a fight with me and she was wearing a disguise. 1.00
00:32:09.000 All right, now, this fight goes on, and you keep nailing them with your Patriot Prayer.
00:32:15.000 Oh my God, it's heaven to watch.
00:32:18.000 I enjoy this a little too much.
00:32:20.000 But then as the time goes by, you get a beautiful left hook in that just destroys this guy.
00:32:27.000 And then right before it, look, here it comes.
00:32:29.000 Boom.
00:32:30.000 And he's down.
00:32:31.000 By the way, you can tell when he gets knocked down and he's destroyed like that.
00:32:35.000 I think that might be the first punch of his life.
00:32:39.000 I think so.
00:32:40.000 Because he went down.
00:32:42.000 He doesn't know what's happening.
00:32:43.000 And then she gets this school marm kind of like big sister talk where she goes, hey, hey, what are you doing? 0.99
00:32:50.000 Hey, hey, that is not okay.
00:32:52.000 Like she's in a kindergarten or something.
00:32:54.000 Look at this.
00:32:57.000 What's up?
00:32:57.000 Let's go.
00:33:00.000 Are you going to beat me up?
00:33:02.000 Yeah, I'm going to beat you up.
00:33:03.000 Look at her.
00:33:03.000 They got batons.
00:33:04.000 There's two batons right there.
00:33:05.000 That dumb bitch has pepper spray. 1.00
00:33:07.000 Speak.
00:33:08.000 What do you have to say?
00:33:10.000 Nothing.
00:33:11.000 So shut the f ⁇ up. 1.00
00:33:13.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:33:15.000 Okay, great.
00:33:15.000 We've been hating her.
00:33:17.000 Go ahead.
00:33:18.000 That's the funny thing.
00:33:19.000 You know, that same lady right there with the shaved hair that was telling me what am I doing is the same one that was cussing us inside from the protester side when the rally was going on. 1.00
00:33:29.000 And this is the thing that Antiva does. 0.93
00:33:31.000 You know, when a fight breaks out and they lose, they start playing the victim and they start talking like they were the one who's getting harassed and all this when we're the one who getting our who's getting our property ruined and everything.
00:33:42.000 Well, I see them with those baseball bats, like the pink baseball bats with the pink helmets.
00:33:48.000 And you go, okay, so now we're doing bats.
00:33:50.000 Like bikers, the Mongols will use bats. 1.00
00:33:54.000 And when you get hit with a bat, it splits open your head.
00:33:56.000 You get a concussion.
00:33:57.000 You got migraines for four weeks.
00:33:59.000 It's a huge deal.
00:34:01.000 Like you're joining a club.
00:34:03.000 I don't think that you know the rules of this club.
00:34:07.000 Yes, that is true.
00:34:09.000 And we just showed them and we proved it to them that, you know, it doesn't matter what they have.
00:34:13.000 You know, even their numbers too, it doesn't matter.
00:34:16.000 But if we come out and they try to do something stupid, we're still going to take our stand.
00:34:22.000 They're not going to intimidate us no more.
00:34:24.000 They're not going to shut us down anymore.
00:34:25.000 You know, we put up with them for so long.
00:34:27.000 So right now, we're starting to fight back.
00:34:29.000 And enough is enough.
00:34:30.000 I'm sick and tired of this whole playing around thing.
00:34:33.000 Yeah, that's really what they're doing.
00:34:34.000 They're playing tough guy.
00:34:36.000 Women are playing tough guy. 1.00
00:34:38.000 What about this other one here?
00:34:39.000 We've got a giant American flag.
00:34:41.000 It's all but gone on fire here.
00:34:44.000 Let me just watch that for a second.
00:34:47.000 It's frustrating, too, because what do you do?
00:34:49.000 They go over and stamp on the flag so they get beat up for it.
00:34:55.000 This has become a meme called Medicine.
00:35:01.000 I see you in there with your moccasins again.
00:35:03.000 Dang, dang, dang, dang.
00:35:10.000 Get out! 0.98
00:35:12.000 Get out there! 0.99
00:35:16.000 Now, what was that story about?
00:35:19.000 Well, that one is the, there was a protester that goes over there in Olympia.
00:35:24.000 They're just elderly people and they're bro-life. 0.99
00:35:26.000 And they always go there every single morning and they just stand there with their signs and they pray.
00:35:31.000 And so Antifa found out about it and they started harassing these elderly people.
00:35:35.000 And they reached out to us and they wanted us to come there and help them because they couldn't take it anymore.
00:35:41.000 So we went there.
00:35:43.000 The first time it was just me and a few of my buddies, Joey Gibson and Robert, one of the Brow boys.
00:35:50.000 And we just stood there and they attacked us the first day.
00:35:53.000 The second day, they did the same thing.
00:35:54.000 Then the third day, the Brow Boys came out and stood with us, you know, and they burned the flag.
00:36:00.000 And then my stepdad, Russell Schultz, stepped in and tried to pull the flag.
00:36:05.000 He is a Brow Boy too.
00:36:07.000 And they kicked him.
00:36:07.000 And that's where it all started.
00:36:09.000 So we started laying ass whoopings. 1.00
00:36:11.000 And what if the buddy had the bear spray and gave them the taste of the bear spray?
00:36:15.000 So that was the funniest moment ever.
00:36:17.000 You know, they look like us at all these other rallies running around after being pepper spray.
00:36:25.000 Well, it is amazing, though.
00:36:26.000 A bunch of old Christian people say, we think abortion is murder.
00:36:31.000 And then a bunch of rich kids in masks show up and say, not only is it not murder, but I'm going to burn the American flag.
00:36:40.000 Right?
00:36:41.000 It's bizarre.
00:36:44.000 Yeah, and they sent one of the elderly people at the hospital because some dumbass Antifa in a mask came with the pull horn and sprayed it right straight in his ear.
00:36:54.000 And the guy just went down and blew up his eargun.
00:36:57.000 So that's what sets it off.
00:36:59.000 Look, we don't pick fights.
00:37:01.000 We don't start fights, but we finish them.
00:37:03.000 Tiny, it's really fun watching you stand up for America, old people, pro-lifers, basically this country, and show these brats that when you pick fights, you end up in fights. 0.95
00:37:17.000 Yes, sir.
00:37:22.000 One thing I'd like to make clear about Get Off My Lawn is this is not a news show.
00:37:28.000 This is my take on the news.
00:37:30.000 This is me and you working together to chip away at fake news.
00:37:34.000 I don't read from a script.
00:37:36.000 I don't have a teleprompter.
00:37:38.000 I just have loose notes and the newspaper, and I go through them together with you so you don't have to scour the internet for examples of your rights being infringed.
00:37:50.000 But other news sources purport to be real news, and they are actually a thousand times faker than this.
00:37:59.000 I like to see this show as really sort of a comedy talk show where you're given things that you can springboard and then go look up yourself and say, is that really true?
00:38:08.000 And go find out.
00:38:09.000 But it is true for the most part. 0.98
00:38:12.000 Like I very rarely wrong about things, but if I am, then you'll see it on the next episode and I'll go, whoa, whoa, whoa, we screwed up there.
00:38:20.000 So it's really just an entertaining way to read the paper with a friend.
00:38:25.000 But the actual news is much faker than an opinion show.
00:38:30.000 So this is like Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity or anything else really on CRTV where you get someone's take on the news.
00:38:37.000 But now the real news is totally different.
00:38:41.000 It is one globalist's take.
00:38:44.000 It is one central hive mind where they disseminate out propaganda and then all the local stations read it like robots.
00:38:56.000 So we're in a strange time here where the op-ed pieces, which is what my show is, actually contain more veracity, more journalism, and more sincerity than what we're told is real news.
00:39:12.000 Check out this viral video going around where some genius has, there's a machine that can do this that tracks all the local news stations and all the media.
00:39:21.000 It's like $10,000 a month to use.
00:39:24.000 So whoever put this together has a lot of money and a lot of time and a lot of technology.
00:39:30.000 But it's incredible when someone works hard and shows us exactly what the real news, how unbelievably fake the real news has become.
00:39:42.000 Check this out.
00:39:43.000 I am Fox San Antonio's Jessica Headley.
00:39:45.000 And I'm Ryan Wolfe.
00:39:46.000 Our greatest responsibility is to serve our Treasure Valley communities, the El Paso Las Cruces communities, Eastern Iowa communities, Mid-Michigan communities.
00:39:54.000 We are extremely proud of the quality, balanced journalism that CBS4 News produces.
00:40:00.000 But we are concerned about the story of the United States.
00:40:06.000 Plaguing our country.
00:40:07.000 The sharing of biased and okay, you'll notice too that this is not just Fox and Fox affiliates.
00:40:12.000 This is CBS, ABC, left-leaning news corporations, and seemingly right-leaning corporations, all on the exact same page, the exact same page.
00:40:25.000 And false news has become all too common on social media.
00:40:28.000 More alarming, some media outlets publish the same fake stories without checking facts first.
00:40:34.000 The sharing of biased and false stories.
00:40:36.000 False news has become all too common on social media.
00:40:39.000 More alarming means some media outlets published fake stories first.
00:40:47.000 Did you hear that?
00:40:48.000 It's a mob, so it's hard to make out.
00:40:50.000 But they said social media sites will publish fake stories without checking to see if they're true first.
00:40:57.000 And by reading this pre-written teleprompter, you are clearly not checking to see if it's true first.
00:41:05.000 don't care if it's true.
00:41:08.000 Some members of the media use their platforms to push their own personal bias and agenda to control exactly what people think.
00:41:16.000 This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
00:41:50.000 By the way, isn't it extremely dangerous for our democracy?
00:41:55.000 That's the problem with these.
00:41:56.000 If there's a typo or some sort of grammatical error, thousands of people end up repeating it.
00:42:00.000 This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
00:42:07.000 policy.
00:42:09.000 This is extremely dangerous for our democracy.
00:42:12.000 Is this concept of these local news agents just belching out, barfing out whatever globalist writes for them, whatever one agenda suits the American hive?
00:42:23.000 This is why Dinosaur Media is dead.
00:42:26.000 And this is also why, by the way, these so-called news people, these anchormen, these so-called journalists, they're really just the lowest of the low.
00:42:35.000 You should treat them like any crap salesman, any garbage penny stocks door-to-door.
00:42:42.000 They're really the same as junk mail.
00:42:44.000 They're below fake news.
00:42:46.000 They are a big pamphlet full of coupons that annoys you and goes right from your front door into your recycling bin, which, by the way, you're forced to have or else the government will fine you.
00:42:57.000 Folks, thank you for tuning in and thank you for listening to this show where I promise you you are getting 100% sincerity from someone who has not been told what to say.
00:43:09.000 Get off my lawn.