Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 19, 2017


Get Off My Lawn #15 | Tied of the Yankees


Episode Stats

Length

42 minutes

Words per Minute

169.24774

Word Count

7,162

Sentence Count

637

Misogynist Sentences

66

Hate Speech Sentences

76


Summary

In this episode of Get Off My Lawn, we discuss the lunacy of the left, and the craziness of Scott Weiner. Before that, we talk to Judgy Bitch, who is a housewife, about her love of Ozzie Osborne's Crazy Train.


Transcript

00:00:19.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:26.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:36.000 That's Randy Rhodes on the guitar playing an all-minor riff.
00:00:43.000 That was Ozzie Osborne.
00:00:45.000 This song was Crazy Train, and I chose it to represent today's episode.
00:00:50.000 We're going to focus on the lunacy of the left.
00:00:54.000 Before that, of course, we'll talk to Judgy Bitch, who is a housewife.
00:01:00.000 You know, I remember being 10 years old when that song came out, Crazy Train.
00:01:05.000 And I remember, remember that age where you first start learning about metal and stuff and demons?
00:01:11.000 And he'd had this werewolf monster on the cover?
00:01:13.000 And I remember just going, I don't know what that is, but it is the coolest thing in the universe.
00:01:21.000 I want more of that in my life.
00:01:24.000 I want to become a man.
00:01:26.000 And then Randy Rhodes died.
00:01:28.000 Cover the Post.
00:01:29.000 Tide of the Yankees.
00:01:32.000 It's going to be funny, anyone who's researching this show and they see all these Yankees titles because I always choose the New York Post.
00:01:40.000 But I couldn't care less.
00:01:41.000 I watched it last night.
00:01:42.000 I watched the game.
00:01:44.000 And being a Mets fan, you're not used to seeing really good players.
00:01:47.000 And wow, these guys are good.
00:01:50.000 Great game, right?
00:01:51.000 They're good at their job.
00:01:53.000 That guy was throwing 100 miles an hour.
00:01:55.000 What's his name, Chapman?
00:01:57.000 Yeah, Chapman was headed up there last night, yeah.
00:02:01.000 Oh, by the way, my mother-in-law wants you to give her her t-shirt back.
00:02:05.000 I don't know how long you've had that for, but she's kind of pissed.
00:02:11.000 All right, two subjects today.
00:02:13.000 One is the lunacy of the left.
00:02:15.000 That's going to dominate most of the show.
00:02:18.000 They hate us so much.
00:02:21.000 They hate Trump.
00:02:22.000 And it's based on a silly archetype that looks like this from the 50s.
00:02:22.000 They hate the right.
00:02:26.000 They hate us so much that they've decided the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and they're taking in all the loonies, all the trannies, all the, not just gays, not like a normal gay that you and I know where you go to his house and you go, what is this?
00:02:39.000 A steak tartare?
00:02:41.000 You burnt the outside with butter and then it's red on the inside.
00:02:44.000 You guys are good at this kind of stuff.
00:02:46.000 Not those normal gays.
00:02:47.000 Radical gays.
00:02:48.000 Gays that want abortions at nine months and think AIDS is funny.
00:02:53.000 Those kind of gays, mentally ill trans, jihadists, and then the sort of mix of them all.
00:02:59.000 Like Joshua Boyle is a lunatic, white, liberal Canadian, and a jihadist, all wrapped in one big ball of lunacy.
00:03:07.000 I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes trans too.
00:03:10.000 But one of the things that inspired this episode was this guy.
00:03:15.000 I forget his name.
00:03:16.000 What's his name?
00:03:17.000 Scott Dean or something?
00:03:18.000 We'll get to that in a second.
00:03:21.000 In California, having unprotected sex without telling partner about HIV positive status no longer would be a felony under new bill.
00:03:30.000 Not accidentally letting your partner know, but knowingly having sex while you have HIV is now just fine in California.
00:03:42.000 What?
00:03:43.000 That's not pro-gay.
00:03:45.000 That's not leftist.
00:03:47.000 That is mental.
00:03:48.000 That is on the crazy train.
00:03:51.000 And you go, there he is, Senator Scott Weiner.
00:03:54.000 Look at him.
00:03:55.000 He's just a nerd.
00:03:57.000 A lot of this, maybe my bias is actually nerds.
00:04:00.000 They're the ones who want revenge on society for all those wedgies we gave them.
00:04:03.000 When you criminalize HIV or stigmatize people who have HIV, no, no, you're not stigmatized.
00:04:08.000 You're just not allowed to give your disease to other people.
00:04:12.000 When you're quarantined with a disease, you're not stigmatizing that person.
00:04:16.000 It encourages people not to get tested, to stay in the shadows, not to be open about their status, not to seek treatment.
00:04:23.000 That's a real leap of logic, isn't it?
00:04:26.000 So anyway, this guy, Senator Scott Weiner of San Francisco, who is clearly nuts as far as I'm concerned, was tweeting recently about what great work he's done.
00:04:40.000 And he's so proud of what we've done for LGD people this year.
00:04:43.000 He goes, society forces people into boxes and tells us who we're supposed to be.
00:04:49.000 Now, this guy clearly isn't out for what's best for society.
00:04:54.000 He appears to be out for total and utter destruction.
00:04:58.000 This guy just wants chaos.
00:05:00.000 And I believe this is true of Russia, by the way.
00:05:02.000 The left is convinced that Russia is in bed with Trump.
00:05:05.000 No, Russia was funding Facebook ads to dismantle Trump and support Hillary.
00:05:11.000 They're not pro-Hillary or pro-Trump.
00:05:12.000 They're pro-chaos.
00:05:14.000 I'm not exactly positive why, but all I know is Russia and liberals and trannies and jihadists love the idea of chaos and Soros and the globalists.
00:05:26.000 They love chaos.
00:05:27.000 They hate order.
00:05:28.000 And you know how you get order?
00:05:29.000 You give people individual liberty because God already made a plan for this.
00:05:34.000 And he said, the more natural your life is, the less people you have playing God, the better it'll work out for humanity.
00:05:41.000 That's why Russia, China sucks, and America rules.
00:05:44.000 But anyway, Scott Wiener is clearly playing for the other team.
00:05:48.000 And check out this one.
00:05:49.000 He said, don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
00:05:53.000 I'm not an idiot.
00:05:54.000 There we go.
00:05:55.000 I heart satanic drag queens.
00:05:57.000 Now, this story has been very big.
00:05:59.000 It's hard to find this tweet because it was deleted.
00:06:01.000 But this is a black lunatic drag queen named Ochi Mochi with an X. And because he's black, Michelle Obama said, oh, come do a drag queen reading at my library.
00:06:11.000 She probably said, I like this drag queen reading to kids thing.
00:06:15.000 Do you have a black one?
00:06:16.000 And they go, yeah, he's kind of intense.
00:06:18.000 No problem.
00:06:19.000 So they get this guy, this weirdo.
00:06:22.000 Look at him.
00:06:23.000 They get this weirdo to read a book to kids.
00:06:27.000 And he's so weird that the Church of Satan endorses him.
00:06:31.000 Look at that guy.
00:06:34.000 And so conservatives, you know, trads, traditional conservatives say, satanic drag queens are teaching our children no joke.
00:06:41.000 And it is true.
00:06:42.000 The Church of Insatan endorsed this guy.
00:06:44.000 He is a mental patient and he's reading books to kids, covered in tattoos, like I am.
00:06:51.000 And Scott Weiner, the guy who advocates, doesn't advocate, but the guy who legalizes you having sex with people when you're HIV positive, says, I love satanic drag queens.
00:06:59.000 In honor of this idiot, two drag queens will be the celebrity judges at my annual children's pumpkin carving.
00:07:05.000 Yay!
00:07:06.000 Revenge!
00:07:07.000 Revenge on society!
00:07:08.000 I win, you lose.
00:07:11.000 All right, let's focus on the matter at hand here.
00:07:15.000 No, we're not going to focus on the matter at hand.
00:07:17.000 We're going to talk to this housewife judgy bitch first because housewives are a huge percentage of the voting base, but we never see them on Fox News.
00:07:25.000 I'm going to repeat that when I talk to her.
00:07:27.000 Now, how many housewives voted?
00:07:28.000 Well, women work part-time.
00:07:30.000 Women are single for a while, then they get remarried.
00:07:32.000 The archetypal apron with the rolling pin housewife isn't that statistically available, but women did get Obama elected.
00:07:39.000 And I believe one of the reasons Trump got elected is because Hillary was so bad, women stayed on the couch, and Trump was so good, men got off the couch.
00:07:48.000 But the big truth here is that we don't talk to housewives.
00:07:52.000 We don't go to the kitchen and say, what's on your mind, even though these people represent a major part of society, I would argue, the most important part of society.
00:08:00.000 So let's venerate the housewife and talk to Judgy Bitch, and then we will get on to the lunacy of the left and how they're no longer fake news, they're mentally ill news.
00:08:16.000 Hi, Janet.
00:08:17.000 How are you?
00:08:18.000 I am great.
00:08:19.000 Thank you for having me.
00:08:20.000 Fabulous new show.
00:08:21.000 I watched your intro.
00:08:23.000 I think this is a great move you've made.
00:08:25.000 Oh, I appreciate it.
00:08:26.000 I think you did a great job of your fridge.
00:08:28.000 Look at all that bric-a-brack.
00:08:29.000 It's so beautifully aligned.
00:08:32.000 That is my, this is people who go interesting places in the world bring me fridge magnets so I can pretend that I went there too.
00:08:39.000 I did all that when I was younger.
00:08:40.000 Before I got married, before I had kids, perfect time to do it.
00:08:40.000 You know what?
00:08:43.000 I don't miss it now.
00:08:44.000 I just, I'll get the magnet.
00:08:46.000 I hate traveling.
00:08:47.000 I mean, I've lived all over the world.
00:08:49.000 I found the place I like.
00:08:51.000 Why am I going back in time to some third world crap hole like Jamaica to surround myself with razor wire to keep out Jamaica?
00:08:58.000 It's not fun.
00:09:00.000 Exactly.
00:09:01.000 I've already been drunk on the beach in Australia.
00:09:03.000 Now I don't like to go to the Walmart that's further away from the one that's closest to me.
00:09:08.000 That's too much.
00:09:10.000 Why am I going there?
00:09:11.000 So true.
00:09:12.000 Now, Janet, on the news, you talk to these pundits and we learn what they think about politics and everything.
00:09:20.000 But housewives are a massive swath of the voter base.
00:09:24.000 Yet we never see a woman with an apron and a rolling pin.
00:09:27.000 And that's the same blender I use, by the way, the same mixer for my pancakes.
00:09:32.000 Those things last forever.
00:09:34.000 I beat one of them to death.
00:09:35.000 The repair guy said, what do you do with this?
00:09:40.000 Really?
00:09:41.000 I thought they were indestructible.
00:09:43.000 They're not.
00:09:43.000 No, you just have to whip up some bread dough on that.
00:09:46.000 They die after one or two years.
00:09:48.000 Oh, wow.
00:09:49.000 So we never hear your voice.
00:09:49.000 Okay.
00:09:52.000 We never hear the rolling pin moms.
00:09:54.000 And you know what?
00:09:55.000 It's kind of funny because the rolling pin moms are the majority.
00:09:58.000 The media would have you think that women have all these high-powered careers.
00:10:02.000 They pop out a kid, they go back to work, boom, instantly.
00:10:05.000 When you look at the Census Bureau Statistics, Department of Labor Statistics, that simply isn't true.
00:10:11.000 The majority of women are working part-time or not at all, and they're at home with their children.
00:10:16.000 The ones who are at work are bitter and angry that they're not at home.
00:10:21.000 I think it's something like 5% of graduates of Harvard MBA are working full-time more than 50 hours a week.
00:10:28.000 Like 5%.
00:10:30.000 And I'm guessing none of them have children.
00:10:32.000 That's amazing.
00:10:33.000 Isn't it funny the jobs they have too?
00:10:35.000 I mean, I understand creating life and shaping life.
00:10:38.000 That sounds like a big deal to me.
00:10:40.000 So what did you forego that for?
00:10:42.000 Oh, I'm a social media manager at an advertising brand, which means I run their Facebook page and I check their Twitter feed, which is what babysitters do.
00:10:53.000 That's right.
00:10:53.000 Basically, yes.
00:10:54.000 What women do in the marketplace for money is cook, clean, take care of sick people.
00:11:00.000 They take care of pets.
00:11:02.000 They take care of, they organize stuff.
00:11:04.000 They basically do housework, but for strangers instead of the people they love.
00:11:09.000 Yeah.
00:11:09.000 We liberated you from the kitchen so you can go cook for strangers or we get you away from your evil husband, the patriarch, who wants you to slave away remembering appointments.
00:11:19.000 We give you a cubicle and then you can fill out these forms and organize some stranger's appointments and make sure he's on time.
00:11:27.000 Exactly.
00:11:27.000 It's absolutely ridiculous.
00:11:29.000 If all women in the world took a day off, just didn't go to work, the only thing that would happen is you'd have to get your own coffee and you would have to answer your own phone.
00:11:37.000 The only exception to that, the only women who are doing something that's actually useful that people's lives are counting on is nurses.
00:11:44.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:11:45.000 That's it.
00:11:45.000 That's true.
00:11:46.000 And what is that?
00:11:47.000 That's caring.
00:11:47.000 That's nurturing.
00:11:48.000 And by the way, we had that before feminism.
00:11:51.000 Like before feminism, you had these kindergarten teachers that wanted a lady to be a lady and they dressed nice and they didn't talk about Marx.
00:11:59.000 My four-year-old, by the way, hates Trump because his preschool teachers have told him that.
00:12:05.000 But they were apolitical and they were good for society.
00:12:08.000 Now you have these teachers in all these traditional female roles who end up sabotaging.
00:12:14.000 They tell children that boys shouldn't be boys.
00:12:16.000 And I don't know.
00:12:17.000 Whenever I go to a hospital, I see a nurse.
00:12:19.000 She's this obese woman pushing a cart because she needs help walking.
00:12:23.000 I think even the nice roles have been ruined by women.
00:12:28.000 Well, I think there's a lot of people in the hospitals who aren't nurses who are using that label.
00:12:33.000 But the actual nurses work their butts off.
00:12:35.000 You just need to see one overweight patient in the ICU empty their bowels without a bedpan, and you will appreciate every penny that nurses are doing.
00:12:46.000 And they have to clean all that up and not get anything into all the little pokey holes.
00:12:50.000 It's a terrible job.
00:12:52.000 It's one of the only important ones that women do with the paid labor force, though.
00:12:56.000 If we didn't have nurses, people would die.
00:12:58.000 Everything else is just women do nothing.
00:13:02.000 And the more freedom women have to make choices, the more they do nothing.
00:13:06.000 Like when you're facing starvation, or I have to go and weld this sh ⁇ together in this little factory and wear little plastic hats, women will do that when they're facing starvation.
00:13:16.000 You give them all the choices in the world, and they want to be veterinarians, but only the ones that take care of puppies.
00:13:21.000 Australia has, like, no male veterinarians left, and guess how many, like, fish veterinarians they have.
00:13:27.000 Here, wade out into this pond of fish shit and impregnate some fish.
00:13:31.000 Ew.
00:13:32.000 Yeah, they don't, they're not really helping crocodiles with a miscarriage or something.
00:13:37.000 They tend not to get their arm up some giant reptile.
00:13:42.000 This Komodo dragon has an infection in its fallopian tube.
00:13:45.000 Can you get up in there?
00:13:46.000 Ah, no, but I can help pet these kittens.
00:13:49.000 Yes, that's right.
00:13:51.000 Here's the thing I don't get, though.
00:13:53.000 I mean, you look at the middle class in New York, and you go, a nanny is like 40 grand a year if you underpay them.
00:14:01.000 The kind of nannies they want here, which are maids who often sleep here like an au pair.
00:14:05.000 And then the mom, so there's that massive amount of money.
00:14:09.000 Then there's transportation, like a car or something.
00:14:12.000 And now that you're both making, say, 70 to 80, you're in a new tax bracket.
00:14:19.000 So you're in the 160 tax bracket.
00:14:21.000 After you factor in all the extra tax and all the costs and everything, how much extra is this woman bringing to the family?
00:14:28.000 20 grand?
00:14:30.000 I know.
00:14:30.000 It's less than minimum wage.
00:14:31.000 There's some great calculators online you can look at.
00:14:34.000 It typically costs women more to work than it does to stay at home.
00:14:39.000 It's cheaper to stay at home.
00:14:40.000 And it's actually a really sweet gig.
00:14:43.000 I really hate feminists in the media for making it seem like it's such a horrible job.
00:14:47.000 I get to do anything I want all day, every day.
00:14:51.000 I mean, I sort of have a little job on the side now.
00:14:54.000 And then I have these things that I have to do.
00:14:56.000 And I forget that I have to do them because nobody tells me what to do.
00:15:00.000 Like, who are you again?
00:15:01.000 Oh, right.
00:15:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:15:02.000 You're my boss.
00:15:04.000 And this is the sweetest gig in the world.
00:15:04.000 Yeah.
00:15:07.000 I do what I want all day.
00:15:09.000 This is autonomy.
00:15:10.000 It's freedom.
00:15:11.000 It's a wonderful, fabulous job.
00:15:14.000 And it costs more to go out and work and slave for someone else.
00:15:18.000 Scott Adams calls slaves bad negotiators.
00:15:21.000 And I think that's a great term for them because women are super bad negotiators.
00:15:28.000 When you're standing at home with a rolling pin, you have more power to negotiate.
00:15:31.000 This is the most powerful tool in the world.
00:15:34.000 Happy wife, happy life.
00:15:35.000 I think another problem here as we wrap it up is these women in the workforce, they talk about being a housewife.
00:15:44.000 They've never been one before.
00:15:45.000 So they're taking their cubicle mind and applying it to your job.
00:15:49.000 But they don't understand that you're not working at a stranger's home.
00:15:54.000 Those fridge magnets are on your fridge.
00:15:56.000 When you're cleaning a counter, you're cleaning your own counter.
00:16:00.000 So now your counter is clean.
00:16:02.000 When you put up a picture, it's a picture you like on your wall.
00:16:06.000 You know, it's like your whole house is your woman cave.
00:16:08.000 That's right.
00:16:10.000 And the people that you are serving are like five.
00:16:13.000 And when they say, can I have you, you can just say no.
00:16:16.000 And that's it.
00:16:17.000 You can't do that at work.
00:16:19.000 Hey, hey, Janet, can I?
00:16:20.000 No.
00:16:21.000 Because I said so.
00:16:22.000 That's why.
00:16:23.000 Yeah.
00:16:24.000 And they say such cute things.
00:16:26.000 I was playing soccer with my son the other day, my youngest.
00:16:28.000 And I go, all right, we got to go back there.
00:16:30.000 Let's do one more time.
00:16:31.000 And he goes, okay, dad, dad.
00:16:32.000 Two more, one more times.
00:16:33.000 Yeah.
00:16:35.000 That's a good negotiator.
00:16:37.000 You see, that kid's never going to be a slave.
00:16:38.000 My youngest is eight.
00:16:40.000 And she came home and told me she wants to be an oncologist.
00:16:43.000 I'm like, sweetie, do you know what that is?
00:16:44.000 She's like, yes.
00:16:45.000 It means basically you get to torture people.
00:16:49.000 Yeah, you get to apply chemotherapy to dying people.
00:16:49.000 Yes.
00:16:53.000 Great job.
00:16:54.000 Nice options.
00:16:55.000 Create and shape life or help people die.
00:16:58.000 I wonder which one she should choose.
00:17:00.000 I'm not sure if the feminists who are pushing all these stem cells understand what my daughter thinks of this.
00:17:06.000 You can be a cancer physician.
00:17:09.000 Yes.
00:17:10.000 Yes.
00:17:10.000 Well, Janet, you're inspiring as always.
00:17:14.000 And I wish we could have more apron voices in mainstream news because women need to know that this is not slavery.
00:17:21.000 It's fun.
00:17:22.000 Most women already know that.
00:17:25.000 The only women who need to know that are the bitter ones sitting in cubicles at news organizations.
00:17:30.000 Most women already know this.
00:17:32.000 And we're choosing this more and more.
00:17:34.000 I have tremendous faith in millennial women.
00:17:36.000 I think that they watch their moms and they went, you guys are bad negotiators.
00:17:40.000 All right.
00:17:43.000 Thanks for coming on.
00:17:44.000 Let's have you back regularly.
00:17:45.000 You're very welcome.
00:17:46.000 And I would be delighted.
00:17:47.000 Bye.
00:17:48.000 The left has lost their damn minds.
00:17:53.000 Can you believe this?
00:17:55.000 You better believe.
00:17:57.000 You better recognize.
00:17:58.000 So David Cross is the top Twitter moment today because he is a racist.
00:18:03.000 And he does Ching Chong Chinaman jokes.
00:18:06.000 Now, this is a great example of today's episode.
00:18:10.000 I am convinced the left have lost their damn minds.
00:18:14.000 I think that they take these radical ideas and they normalize lunacy like trans.
00:18:21.000 Trans are mentally ill gays.
00:18:23.000 They invite them in.
00:18:24.000 They say, come on in.
00:18:25.000 And they end up in bed with lunatics.
00:18:26.000 It's like those high school parties where there'd be, you know, 10 friends.
00:18:30.000 And then word would get out.
00:18:31.000 There's a party.
00:18:32.000 The next thing you know, this place is just drenched with insanity.
00:18:36.000 And the house is getting wrecked.
00:18:38.000 Their house is getting wrecked.
00:18:39.000 That's what I was talking about yesterday with the cannibalism of the left.
00:18:41.000 They have invited the devil into their home.
00:18:45.000 And that's a dangerous game to play.
00:18:48.000 All these Chinese, all these jihadists, they're all nuts.
00:18:53.000 And the fact that David Cross, of all people, is getting pilloried reminds me of my buddy, John Carney, who grew up in Manhattan.
00:18:59.000 And his mom was like a hippie, West Village beatnik.
00:19:02.000 And she wanted crack out of the neighborhood in the 80s.
00:19:05.000 And they said, that's racist because black people do crack.
00:19:09.000 And he said, at a very young age, I went, huh, if my mom is racist, my hippie, weirdo mom is racist, then that word doesn't mean anything.
00:19:18.000 And if David Cross is racist, you guys have completely lost the plot, as they they say so charlene yee is this cute little uh sort of millennial she i think she was dating michael sarah at the time and they they have that millennial thing where they have little sweatshirts and desert boots, and they do this soft, like, Hi, I'm just a loser nerd in corduroys.
00:19:40.000 And it's a genre of comedy, a genre of actor.
00:19:42.000 I don't care for it, but that's just a personal opinion.
00:19:46.000 Anyway, she's one of those.
00:19:48.000 And she met Dave, and he likes that kind of humor, that kind of indie rock stuff.
00:19:55.000 Anyway, this is what she accused him of.
00:19:57.000 I think about the first time I met David Cross 10 years ago, he made fun of my pants.
00:20:01.000 Dumbfounded, I stared at him speechless.
00:20:03.000 He said to me, what's the matter?
00:20:05.000 You don't speak English?
00:20:07.000 Ching Chong, ching chong.
00:20:10.000 That's not the way he jokes.
00:20:13.000 There's no way he said that.
00:20:16.000 And the only way I could conceive of it is if he was blind drunk and his synapses got crossed and he was doing a parody of a racist.
00:20:25.000 After I was offended, he asked me if I was going to fight him karate, fight with him karate.
00:20:32.000 Oh, you fight with him, me karate, in a southern accent.
00:20:35.000 So he said, oh, what's the matter?
00:20:37.000 Are you going to fight with me karate?
00:20:39.000 Kind of funny, by the way.
00:20:40.000 Then a few years later, he was reintroduced to me after my comedy show with his girlfriend at the time, and he said, hi, nice to meet you.
00:20:46.000 Okay, so he clearly doesn't remember it if it did happen.
00:20:51.000 Yeah, that's why I didn't want to be introduced to him at Girl Fest.
00:20:54.000 I will say this.
00:20:54.000 I can tell the difference between this man making a joke versus condescending me.
00:20:59.000 So I think this is very interesting because she knows it wasn't a racist statement.
00:21:05.000 She knows it wasn't malicious, like, hey, ching chong, ching chong.
00:21:09.000 So it was condescending.
00:21:10.000 And this is the worst we can do, that someone was condescending.
00:21:14.000 Someone with 30 years of comedy experience was being condescending to someone who just started.
00:21:18.000 And by the way, comedians are mean.
00:21:20.000 They're mean people.
00:21:21.000 They're mean to guys starting up.
00:21:22.000 It's a unique thing.
00:21:24.000 I don't know if NASCAR is the same way, but they are malicious.
00:21:27.000 So it might have been a comedy snob thing.
00:21:29.000 But you know that this person doesn't see Asians as Ching Chong Ching Chongs.
00:21:34.000 You know this person doesn't see karate as what all Asians can do.
00:21:39.000 You know that.
00:21:40.000 So the accusation is that he was being insensitive.
00:21:46.000 A, I don't think it's true.
00:21:47.000 B, so what?
00:21:49.000 Is this where you've arrived that someone can't be insensitive?
00:21:52.000 And if anything, the joke was a mockery of people who believe that.
00:21:57.000 It's like when we say something is gay.
00:21:59.000 I'm 47.
00:22:00.000 If I say something's gay, I am mocking the way I spoke when I was eight years old.
00:22:05.000 I'm not literally saying, I don't like that because it is similar to homosexuals and they are evil.
00:22:11.000 And you know that.
00:22:12.000 So it's willful ignorance.
00:22:15.000 But again, so anyway, Dave capitulates and he's, please call me, let's contact me.
00:22:20.000 I'm very sorry.
00:22:21.000 And then he has to make a statement where he says, I was surprised, found it deeply upsetting.
00:22:27.000 I would never intentionally hurt someone like that, obviously.
00:22:30.000 I do remember meeting her.
00:22:32.000 She was then girlfriend, a good friend of mine.
00:22:33.000 I assume that's Michael Sarah.
00:22:34.000 I'm not accusing her of lying.
00:22:36.000 That's a big deal, right?
00:22:37.000 Or then you get in the trap of, oh, you're denying my experience.
00:22:40.000 We need to believe women.
00:22:42.000 And he said, maybe we're both misremembering exactly what happened last night.
00:22:47.000 Anyway, I'm not a racist or a bully, and I loathe them in real life.
00:22:50.000 And then he has to add a joke at the end.
00:22:53.000 This really is, when David Cross is a racist, the word has completely died.
00:22:58.000 But I'm using it as a jumping point to talk about how the left has lost a damn mind.
00:23:03.000 Check out this Newsweek article, where in it, they admit that they are complete lunatics.
00:23:12.000 How Hillary Clinton still can and should become president after the Trump Russia investigation.
00:23:20.000 This is from today.
00:23:27.000 And in it, check out the photo caption.
00:23:28.000 She says, yes, we're brackets still rehashing the 2016 election.
00:23:34.000 So this person is admitting that they sound insane.
00:23:37.000 And then they list a, what is it, a five-point plan to get Hillary in the throne.
00:23:46.000 You people are mental patients.
00:23:48.000 This, by the way, is the same media that talks about assassinating Trump and how many people would have to die before they would choose Hillary, which, by the way, is infinite.
00:23:58.000 It doesn't go to the top Democrat after you assassinated a bunch of people in the White House.
00:24:04.000 She's not sitting there twiddling her thumbs waiting outside for this weird domino effect of events.
00:24:10.000 But yeah, he's got to be impeached.
00:24:12.000 He's got to be removed.
00:24:14.000 Then Pence has to resign.
00:24:16.000 And then Pence has to appoint Vice President Ryan.
00:24:20.000 And then Ryan should do the right thing.
00:24:25.000 What?
00:24:27.000 And choose Clinton for vice president.
00:24:29.000 Then he should resign.
00:24:30.000 Holy cow.
00:24:32.000 How crazy is that?
00:24:34.000 By the way, couldn't you have skipped a bunch of steps?
00:24:36.000 Couldn't Trump do the right thing and appoint Hillary?
00:24:39.000 Why do all these people have to be impeached and resign and move out?
00:24:44.000 Lunacy.
00:24:45.000 Lunacy.
00:24:46.000 But this lunacy has no bounds.
00:24:48.000 Not only is it accusing David Cross of being racist and also saying that Hillary is going to become president when Ryan, Paul Ryan, does the right thing.
00:24:59.000 We also have this guy, Joshua Boyle.
00:25:03.000 Okay.
00:25:04.000 He's obviously completely out of his mind.
00:25:07.000 I guess I can't say that legally.
00:25:09.000 My belief is, and this whole show is my belief, by the way.
00:25:13.000 You're not reading the dictionary.
00:25:15.000 My belief is this man is completely insane.
00:25:18.000 He took his wife backpacking in Afghanistan.
00:25:22.000 They went through Taliban territory.
00:25:25.000 He formally dated Omar Katter's sister.
00:25:27.000 Omar Katter's a radical revolutionary jihadist psychopath who killed medics who were trying to save him.
00:25:36.000 And the government rewarded him with $10 million for inconveniencing him.
00:25:40.000 Now this loony bin, this bampot, as we say in Glasgow, is making up weird stories.
00:25:49.000 What happened with this fourth child?
00:25:50.000 So he went with her backpacking in Taliban territory.
00:25:56.000 She was pregnant.
00:25:57.000 They had the kids.
00:25:58.000 But now they have four kids.
00:26:00.000 But now one kid died in a firefight when they were locked in a trunk.
00:26:05.000 What?
00:26:06.000 And then he says that one of them was a miscarri.
00:26:10.000 No, no.
00:26:10.000 He claims the Taliban forced his wife to have an abortion.
00:26:14.000 But then the Taliban says it was a miscarriage.
00:26:17.000 She was being raped regularly, this woman.
00:26:19.000 By the way, they were both fat when they started out on this.
00:26:21.000 They slimmed down quite a bit.
00:26:22.000 It's a rather radical diet plan.
00:26:25.000 But yeah, the Taliban claims it was a miscarriage.
00:26:30.000 He says it was a forced abortion.
00:26:33.000 And you go, why is this guy on my newsfeed?
00:26:36.000 Why is this guy getting a voice?
00:26:38.000 Why is this guy on CBC News discussing the various implications of whether it was a miscarriage or an abortion?
00:26:45.000 And why?
00:26:46.000 He said, we wanted a big family, and you have a lot of time to kill in captivity.
00:26:49.000 So we decided to start on our family here in captivity, as they regularly raped my wife and maybe or maybe did not kill my kids.
00:26:58.000 Mental patient!
00:27:00.000 Mental patient.
00:27:02.000 And here, let's talk to the mental patient department.
00:27:05.000 Okay, so we move over to Monroe Bergdorf.
00:27:08.000 Monroe Bergdorf is a young black man who decided he's a woman.
00:27:14.000 This is probably, David would not like to know that his face is regularly on my show, and I'm using him to represent my beliefs.
00:27:26.000 Let's just go to more moments and have that there.
00:27:31.000 So yeah, Monroe Bergdorf is this woman who said all whites are racist, everything is racist, and she got fired from her job, which didn't matter because she got rehired somewhere else.
00:27:42.000 She, meaning she identifies as she, it's probably still wearing a penis.
00:27:47.000 But after she got picked up by a different makeup person for saying that white people are evil and the world is racist, everything is racist, racist, racist, they go, oh, a lunatic.
00:27:59.000 Hey, come on in.
00:28:01.000 Do a show on BBC about how everything is racist and we'll add cool effects.
00:28:07.000 I bet her diatribe was written by a white person, by the way.
00:28:10.000 That just popped into my head.
00:28:11.000 But I'll bet you anything it's true.
00:28:13.000 Do we have that footage of Monroe on the BBC?
00:28:16.000 This is after she was fired for saying white people are all evil and the whole history of the West is oppression and slavery and killing Indians and sexism and homophobia.
00:28:30.000 Doesn't the BBC look cheap?
00:28:33.000 This looks like Polish public access.
00:28:40.000 What kind of country is modern Britain?
00:28:42.000 No doubt it's a country that likes to think of itself as inclusive, but that depends where you're standing.
00:28:51.000 To me as a transgender mixed race person, we live in a deeply racist society.
00:28:57.000 Wow.
00:29:00.000 The government's race audit for England identified discrimination against people of colour in many of our institutions, ranging from the police to the justice system to schools.
00:29:10.000 Does this surprise you?
00:29:11.000 It's old news to me and almost a bad joke to identify it.
00:29:14.000 It's a bad joke.
00:29:16.000 It's something that we've known for years.
00:29:17.000 What's with these effects?
00:29:18.000 Political will have not been there to deal with it, and I'm not sure it is now.
00:29:24.000 Yeah, do you trust her?
00:29:25.000 Why should we explain this?
00:29:26.000 Do you think she wrote this?
00:29:27.000 From a country that's built a success on the enslavement of non-white people.
00:29:31.000 It's that continuous cycle of racism that explains where we are.
00:29:35.000 Okay, now I love the low attention span editing.
00:29:38.000 Check out, by the way, Monroe Bergdorf when he was a young man and his face now.
00:29:43.000 Have you got that picture?
00:29:44.000 Isn't it weird how much he's whitened himself?
00:29:48.000 It's funny, too, that he appears to be a Jamaican immigrant when the Brits and the Jamaicans, the Yardis in the 70s, did a very good job of assimilation.
00:29:59.000 That's why you see blacks in the English Defense League today, because they love Britain.
00:30:04.000 But the idea that Britain is racist is, like David Cross, they are inclusive to a fault, to the point of insanity.
00:30:13.000 You hear again and again stories about Muslim rape gangs, Muslims molesting a five-year-old, getting away with it, scot-free.
00:30:20.000 Oh, he didn't speak English.
00:30:22.000 He didn't know that she was saying no.
00:30:24.000 You don't know the word no.
00:30:26.000 Yet, you constantly have Brits getting arrested for racism.
00:30:30.000 The UK police is breaking into people's homes because they tweeted something racist or made a racist comment.
00:30:37.000 Yeah, check this article.
00:30:39.000 Black Pool Man arrested over right-wing comments.
00:30:42.000 They don't even list the comments because that would be too racist.
00:30:46.000 They don't want to advocate hate.
00:30:48.000 You get arrested there.
00:30:49.000 There was a man in Britain who, I think he was a Polish immigrant, actually.
00:30:54.000 And he just threw bacon at a mosque drunk on the way home.
00:30:57.000 He was sent to prison for that gesture because it's racist.
00:31:00.000 Guess what happened to him in prison?
00:31:03.000 He died mysteriously.
00:31:05.000 My contention is he was murdered by Muslims in prison.
00:31:08.000 They tried to murder, Muslims tried to murder Tommy Robinson in prison.
00:31:12.000 There's a lot of Muslims in British prisons.
00:31:16.000 So this is not uncommon.
00:31:17.000 They have the 21-year-old arrested for right-wing comments.
00:31:19.000 But check out this guy on CNET.
00:31:22.000 So he made an insensitive comment after a black soccer player collapsed with a heart attack.
00:31:30.000 Did he use the word bananas?
00:31:32.000 Did he talk about, did he use racial slurs?
00:31:34.000 He said, LOL, F Muamba, he's dead.
00:31:37.000 Hashtag, ha ha.
00:31:40.000 This is British culture, like it or not.
00:31:43.000 Soccer is a working class culture.
00:31:45.000 It's where men who bust their ass all week, let off some steam, and the way they talk about soccer players is brutally harsh.
00:31:53.000 I grew up in Scotland, going to Scotland every summer.
00:31:56.000 I was born, I was actually born in England, but I'm British.
00:31:56.000 I was born there.
00:31:59.000 And I remember soccer chants.
00:32:01.000 There was some team, I forget who it was, they died on a plane.
00:32:05.000 They had a plane crash, and then 80% of the players died.
00:32:08.000 And the soccer champ was, they died in some snowy tundra.
00:32:12.000 And the soccer champ was, who's that lying on the runway?
00:32:18.000 Who's that dying in the snow?
00:32:21.000 That was common.
00:32:22.000 Or the other one was Bobby Sands was a Catholic.
00:32:25.000 So in Scotland, the Protestant team was the Rangers.
00:32:27.000 The Celtics were the Catholic team.
00:32:29.000 Bobby Sands Was their martyr because he starved himself to death.
00:32:32.000 He's a political prisoner in Belfast.
00:32:35.000 And I'm scared to even say this because if you say this in Britain, you'll get killed.
00:32:39.000 But it was very common for the Protestants to sing, they go like this, by the way, this is Bobby Sands eating a smarty.
00:32:46.000 So when you pull your neck out, that's how skinny you are.
00:32:49.000 And they pull their necks out and go, can you go a chicken supper, Bobby Sands?
00:32:54.000 Can you go a chicken supper, Bobby Sands?
00:32:58.000 Can you go a chicken?
00:32:59.000 And so on and so on.
00:33:01.000 That's soccer.
00:33:02.000 It's tough.
00:33:02.000 It's harsh.
00:33:03.000 Think of it as MMA or no rules rugby.
00:33:06.000 But now, the Brits are so sensitive about racism, they throw in jail.
00:33:10.000 I wouldn't be surprised if we live in a society soon where David Cross is arrested or banned from Twitter for an accusation like this with no real trial.
00:33:20.000 The kangaroo courts have already taken over college.
00:33:22.000 They could take over society.
00:33:24.000 I see proud boys get booted out of restaurants and bars because the owner believes a rumor that they're racist.
00:33:31.000 You're going to see people removed from planes soon.
00:33:34.000 You're going to see people removed from internet connections because the state has deemed them racist.
00:33:40.000 But anyway, this lunacy keeps going.
00:33:43.000 And remember the bathroom?
00:33:45.000 Speaking of Munro Bergdorf and the normalization of trans people, this guy, look at him cry.
00:33:51.000 This guy molested a 10-year-old in a bathroom.
00:33:56.000 Where was it now?
00:33:59.000 Can you scroll down on that or is that a screen grab?
00:34:01.000 Yeah.
00:34:02.000 Miguel Martinez faces one count of first-degree sexual abuse of a minor and one count of second-degree sexual abuse of a minor.
00:34:09.000 Found guilty, he could face up to 70 years in prison.
00:34:13.000 This is a pedophile, a disgusting pedophile.
00:34:16.000 I'd love to know his legal status, who went into a bathroom, a woman's bathroom, because we don't, nothing is going to go wrong when we invite these loonies into the real world and give them access to young girls in bathrooms.
00:34:29.000 And he's arrested.
00:34:30.000 Go back to his face?
00:34:31.000 Look at him.
00:34:32.000 Look at him just crying his eyes out.
00:34:36.000 What a tangled web you weave, you liars.
00:34:40.000 They are mentally ill.
00:34:42.000 So I bring that up because there was a great article, a great little seminar the Heritage Foundation put out.
00:34:49.000 And I think Progress is very mad about it.
00:34:52.000 Now, here's a new game I've been playing.
00:34:55.000 Whenever you see these radical articles about how the right is racist and these are Nazis and they don't understand and they want literal genocide is a common phrase.
00:35:03.000 But it's fun to check out the author.
00:35:06.000 Now, the author of this is called Zach Ford.
00:35:09.000 Zach Ford, I found a picture of him holding an abortion.
00:35:15.000 There's his Twitter feed.
00:35:17.000 He's on Breitbart and he was talking about killing cops and the picture they used.
00:35:20.000 Look at that.
00:35:21.000 This is the picture he used.
00:35:22.000 Think Progress LGBT editor Zach Ford.
00:35:25.000 This is a guy, by the way, who's laughing at a pediatrician and how she thinks she knows science.
00:35:31.000 And he's just some random gay blogger holding an abortion and smiling.
00:35:35.000 Dude, you're gay.
00:35:36.000 Don't get involved in abortion.
00:35:38.000 We're not allowed to talk about women's issues.
00:35:40.000 Gays aren't allowed to talk about abortion.
00:35:42.000 But he said Zach Ford defends cop killings.
00:35:45.000 Go down a little bit on that one.
00:35:47.000 Given how police haven't been held accountable for murdering black people, it's no surprise some are taking justice into their own hands.
00:35:56.000 So go back to his article.
00:35:58.000 He identifies himself as a trans ally.
00:36:01.000 So when a doctor says we are treating these kids wrong, when we are misdiagnosing them, he laughs at her and talks about how she doesn't know what she's talking about.
00:36:12.000 So she talks about puberty blockers.
00:36:15.000 Now, a lot of people don't know this.
00:36:16.000 They go, oh, you're trans, you just hate trans.
00:36:18.000 And they go, why?
00:36:20.000 Because it makes you uncomfortable, you're scared.
00:36:22.000 And I go, no, let's take the two big reasons.
00:36:25.000 One, they give kid hormone blockers so they won't experience puberty.
00:36:30.000 That makes them permanently sterile.
00:36:32.000 And doctors say, this doctor, I believe, says it can lead to a double mastectomy as they get older.
00:36:37.000 That's effed up.
00:36:38.000 And it's strangely homophobic to say to a young lesbian kid, and I do believe you're born gay, you're a boy, you're just in the wrong body.
00:36:46.000 That's what Muslim extremists say.
00:36:48.000 That's what they do in Saudi Arabia.
00:36:49.000 They go, we'll kill you if you're gay, so just become a woman and you're fine.
00:36:53.000 Secondly, the suicide rate of trans people is brutally high after they have these sex changes.
00:37:00.000 Ben Shapiro was saying their suicide rate is higher than Jews in 1943 in Germany.
00:37:09.000 So to advocate this mentality is to advocate suicide.
00:37:14.000 And to give these kids hormone blockers is, as this doctor says, ideology masquerading as child abuse.
00:37:20.000 But this guy, Zach Ford, he says, research has found that they are reversible.
00:37:27.000 This is the hormone blockers that stop puberty.
00:37:29.000 You can reverse it.
00:37:30.000 So if a child stops using them, they will proceed through puberty exactly as they otherwise would have, just at a slightly different age.
00:37:39.000 Are you following me here?
00:37:40.000 So he's saying hormone blockers are fine.
00:37:42.000 You can delay puberty as long as you want.
00:37:44.000 Really?
00:37:45.000 How long?
00:37:46.000 What's puberty?
00:37:47.000 14?
00:37:47.000 13?
00:37:49.000 Okay.
00:37:49.000 So if you delay it at 14, can you just go through it at 21 and start growing pubes?
00:37:54.000 No problem.
00:37:55.000 Growing breasts?
00:37:57.000 There's going to be no medical side effects for that?
00:38:01.000 You're insane.
00:38:02.000 That is insanity.
00:38:04.000 I don't say fake news anymore.
00:38:05.000 I say mentally ill news.
00:38:07.000 And then he talks with a doctor saying, Critella, that's the doctor, continued by characterizing indoctrinating preschool kids with the lie, you can be trapped in the wrong body, is abusive.
00:38:19.000 And then he says his rebuttal to that is, but this description does not align with the experiences of countless families, many of whom have spoken with Think Progress.
00:38:29.000 So he's mad at her for saying this is ideology masquerading as science, and his rebuttal involves someone he spoke to on this website, Think Progress.
00:38:38.000 So he's a scientist too.
00:38:39.000 He's worked just as hard as her.
00:38:40.000 Look, he's holding a tiny clay abortion.
00:38:43.000 But go to her, go back to that Think Progress link.
00:38:47.000 I just want to show some of her seminar because it's so sobering to see a sane person on our side.
00:38:52.000 Castration, which is what you are doing when you put any biologically normal child on puberty blockers, is treating puberty like a disease, arresting a normal process, which is critical to normal development, bad for kids.
00:39:10.000 Sterilization, not good for kids.
00:39:14.000 Prepping them for this, I've noticed this quite a bit, where doctors have to state the obvious, and it now in 2017 sounds radical.
00:39:26.000 Sterilization is not good for kids is a radical view that has her being smeared on Think Progress for being, I don't know, a Nazi.
00:39:34.000 I don't know what they call this.
00:39:36.000 A child abuser.
00:39:38.000 Oh, she's transphobic.
00:39:39.000 Yeah, she's probably transphobic, according to this trans ally.
00:39:42.000 And she's just stating facts.
00:39:43.000 I've heard feminists say, yeah, my doctor said that now that I'm 32, it's going to be harder for me to have kids.
00:39:49.000 Do you believe how sexist that was?
00:39:50.000 This was back, by the way, when feminists would speak to me.
00:39:53.000 And I'd go, he has Asperger's.
00:39:56.000 He's a nerd.
00:39:57.000 He doesn't have an agenda.
00:39:58.000 Okay, these guys, I've tried to riff with doctors.
00:40:00.000 They're not funny.
00:40:01.000 They basically don't have personalities.
00:40:03.000 So he's not out there to rock your world.
00:40:05.000 He's just a robotic nerd who is reciting facts.
00:40:10.000 Go back to this robotic nerd.
00:40:13.000 Result in the case of girls, double mastectomy at 16.
00:40:18.000 Not how you treat depression or anxiety.
00:40:20.000 And I have plenty of experience treating teenagers with depression, anxiety, even suicidal depression.
00:40:27.000 Not as much as Zach Ford.
00:40:29.000 Indoctrinating preschool kids with the lie that you...
00:40:42.000 Anywhere towards the end is great.
00:40:44.000 That'll do.
00:40:44.000 Oh, and there's a number five.
00:40:46.000 The parents were the ones evaluating the mental health of the children.
00:40:51.000 This is not science.
00:40:55.000 I don't think you need to have an MD or a PhD to know that's not science.
00:41:00.000 That's ideology masquerading as science.
00:41:04.000 The lunatics are running the asylum.
00:41:07.000 They have pulled in, you know, the Joshua Boyle is a perfect example of this because you have someone who's clearly mentally damaged and jeopardizing the safety of his family with his lunacy in bed, literally, with jihadists.
00:41:23.000 And then we have these massive racism allegations pulling in hyper-liberal lefties like David Cross.
00:41:31.000 You have trans lunatics who dye their skin white going on the BBC where it's literally illegal to be racist, telling Britain that they're racist.
00:41:43.000 You have doctors who are being lampooned by trans allies simply for stating medical facts about child abuse.
00:41:52.000 This is what happens when you choose lunatics as bedfellows.
00:41:57.000 This is what happens when you let the mentally ill be part of your discourse, part of your dogma, part of your ethos.
00:42:06.000 You guys have lost it, okay?
00:42:08.000 We're not asking you to come over to the right, but just stop intervening and wrecking other people's lives.
00:42:14.000 Go do your crazy stuff in a corner over there and leave the rest of us alone.