Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GET OFF MY LAWN LIVE #107 - AVENAUGHTY

00:00:54.000 Wait, I just picked off the phone.

00:01:04.000 You need to go!

00:01:05.000 You gotta come up in your mouth and the break and stop throw that was, of course.

00:01:11.000 Icons of filth.

00:01:13.000 It was kind of a cool time in music.

00:01:15.000 I guess that was my favorite time as far as being a young man.

00:01:19.000 Early 80s.

00:01:20.000 Punk was the late 70s.

00:01:23.000 It goes over to America. 0.71

00:01:24.000 America goes, what's this?

00:01:26.000 Oh, it's punk.

00:01:26.000 You got to do your hair up and then you wear tartan pants.

00:01:29.000 No, I'm not doing that.

00:01:31.000 Okay, you're supposed to.

00:01:33.000 No, I'm going to shave my head bald, wear sneakers, and speed it up really fast.

00:01:37.000 Call it hardcore.

00:01:38.000 And then Britain started going, that sounds good.

00:01:42.000 I think they were also listening to Motorhead and possibly Lemmy introduced them to speed.

00:01:48.000 So that could have been a natural evolution.

00:01:50.000 So then you had bands like Discharge and Icons of Filth and the Varoukers playing really fast music.

00:01:56.000 I think they call it D-beat because it's like also called Drumbeat or UK-82, they called it.

00:02:10.000 The only question is, is this Americans re-importing punk?

00:02:16.000 The name comes from America, then it goes to Britain.

00:02:19.000 Britain brings punk over, they make it hardcore, then hardcore goes back to Britain, then they make this shit.

00:02:26.000 Well, this is the Varoukers.

00:02:29.000 Another religion, another war, is trying to spot you by the anarchist Pogo Party.

00:02:36.000 Isn't it funny that I'm up against all these fucking anarchists and I come from that?

00:02:42.000 I think that's why I'm in so much trouble because I'm using Antifa rhetoric, talking about let's fight, fuck them up.

00:02:49.000 They say punch a Nazi and I say punch an Antifa.

00:02:52.000 And then they go, you're promoting violence.

00:02:55.000 No, I'm just saying violence is around.

00:02:58.000 Let's not get tread on.

00:03:00.000 No, you're supposed to be Martin Luther King.

00:03:02.000 No, I'm not doing that.

00:03:04.000 Like the New York Times suggests.

00:03:05.000 I just sit there and take a fucking beating.

00:03:07.000 I'm promoting your violence.

00:03:09.000 I'm giving your violence a boost.

00:03:11.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:03:12.000 Do you want me to list all of the times you've called for violence against Trump supporters?

00:03:17.000 Would you like to get in that?

00:03:19.000 Get into that?

00:03:21.000 Anyway, who are we talking to?

00:03:23.000 So this is the live show.

00:03:26.000 The first half hour is free.

00:03:27.000 It's put on a bunch of podcasts.

00:03:29.000 I wonder how many people listen to those.

00:03:31.000 The free podcast.

00:03:32.000 Is there a metric?

00:03:34.000 Because if it's 200, we're stopping.

00:03:36.000 I think it's a good amount.

00:03:38.000 Okay.

00:03:38.000 I think it's a good amount, and it keeps people happy.

00:03:42.000 You don't seem to know what you're talking about.

00:03:43.000 Yeah, no, you'll notice because if I forget, if I do like two days without uploading the live show, people will say, what the fuck?

00:03:51.000 And then, you know, I'm kind of like, good.

00:03:53.000 Who's saying that?

00:03:53.000 I get some emails.

00:03:55.000 You mean on our site?

00:03:57.000 Maybe not to the site, but to me.

00:03:59.000 No, no, no, no.

00:04:00.000 Brian, when you say, I don't upload the live show in time, to Lipson.

00:04:05.000 To Lipson.

00:04:06.000 Yeah, yeah, the podcast.

00:04:07.000 To the podcast, to the freeland.

00:04:08.000 I usually wait a day or two.

00:04:10.000 So those aren't our subscribers.

00:04:11.000 You're right.

00:04:12.000 Those are freeloaders.

00:04:13.000 But you know what I like?

00:04:14.000 I wait a day.

00:04:15.000 I'm not a good concept.

00:04:16.000 Don't worry.

00:04:17.000 You could have half my IQ and still be quite intelligent.

00:04:21.000 And I play it backwards, and then they're like, what?

00:04:24.000 That's what I do.

00:04:25.000 What?

00:04:26.000 I was just trying to think of something you wouldn't guess.

00:04:28.000 What's with your lighting there?

00:04:30.000 I just worked up a little.

00:04:32.000 And you got, what, Pee-Wee Herman's on the printer, but his head's chopped off?

00:04:36.000 Yeah, see, this is where you should be, actually.

00:04:38.000 Your fiancé is so...

00:04:41.000 Is she a fiancé?

00:04:42.000 Have you guys done the ring thing yet?

00:04:44.000 She's wearing the ring.

00:04:45.000 But, you know, like, I'm going to do a nice romantic proposal.

00:04:49.000 I'm going to redo the proposal later.

00:04:51.000 But we are engaged.

00:04:53.000 But I wanted to do this whole thing.

00:04:55.000 And she's going to listen to this, so I can't tell you the idea, but it's great.

00:04:58.000 Why wouldn't you just do the fucking idea?

00:04:59.000 It's hard.

00:05:00.000 In COVID times, very difficult.

00:05:04.000 Oh my God, you're so ass backwards about 100% of everything you do. 1.00

00:05:08.000 Including Pee Wee Herman being decapitated.

00:05:12.000 This episode is brought to you by Tactical Walls, American Made, Vet Owned. 0.97

00:05:18.000 Big supporters of free speech.

00:05:19.000 If they're an advertiser on censor.tv, then ipso facto, they are advocates for free speech.

00:05:27.000 They get nagged by radical leftists, like my buddies we were just hearing from, my old anarcho-punks.

00:05:35.000 And they say, go fuck yourself. 0.95

00:05:37.000 I'll advertise with who I want to advertise with.

00:05:39.000 That's becoming more and more rare.

00:05:41.000 People with the courage to tell the mob to fuck off.

00:05:44.000 I used to be amazed at how easily these corporations acquiesce and go, oh, you think he's racist?

00:05:51.000 Okay, he's fired.

00:05:52.000 Without even looking into it.

00:05:54.000 Oh, you think he went to a Proud Boys rally?

00:05:56.000 Okay, he's not working here as a mechanic anymore.

00:05:58.000 Because he might be a racist and he might turn the wrench in a racist way.

00:06:04.000 He turns it to the far right.

00:06:06.000 And I'm also surprised at how few people just go, no, fuck you.

00:06:10.000 Like in my neighborhood, when they said we're all putting up signs around his house and on his lawn and say, hey, there's no home here.

00:06:15.000 Let's terrorize his family.

00:06:16.000 His wife and children should suffer.

00:06:18.000 And this one woman on the street just goes, what? 1.00

00:06:21.000 Fuck you.

00:06:23.000 No fan of mine, per se.

00:06:25.000 But she just said, I'm not doing that.

00:06:28.000 And Tactical Walls is similar.

00:06:30.000 Look at that.

00:06:31.000 Display your guns with pride.

00:06:34.000 Have them ready to go.

00:06:36.000 We just here in the studio, it's late at night, we're in the South Bronx.

00:06:40.000 The windows are not totally opaque, so the blinds are drawn.

00:06:44.000 But if you're really tenacious, you could look through some cracks and spot some stuff.

00:06:47.000 And I think it's getting known not that Gavin McInnes is here in the South Bronx, but that we're here and we have equipment.

00:06:57.000 And now shit's going on.

00:07:00.000 Like we had that woman trying the doors the other day. 1.00

00:07:03.000 Got her on the cameras.

00:07:04.000 And then we had, and then we just, like, at 8.55 tonight, someone just went bump bump on the glass.

00:07:13.000 Now, Ryan is like, it's just some dumb assholes.

00:07:16.000 Like, bump, bump.

00:07:17.000 No, it's like a doot doot. 0.75

00:07:19.000 Hey, I'm here.

00:07:22.000 It's not, you know, it's not not calculated, but it's not that calculated.

00:07:28.000 Anyway.

00:07:28.000 It's like an I see you, bitch.

00:07:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:31.000 It's like, we're here.

00:07:33.000 We know you're here.

00:07:34.000 We're both here.

00:07:35.000 And when I say your, I don't mean, you know, Gavin, Prowboys, all that.

00:07:38.000 They just sort of mean your company.

00:07:41.000 You're in our hood.

00:07:43.000 We'll see how it goes.

00:07:45.000 You know?

00:07:46.000 We'll see if we have to kill anyone.

00:07:49.000 And it's funny because I was saying, you know, for our weapons, our various weapons, we should have a tactical wall.

00:07:57.000 And I called the guy and I said, hey, I'm happy to pay for it, but we should get a tactical wall here because, you know, if our front window smashes and people start jumping in, Ashley Babbitt style, we have to fight.

00:08:09.000 And he goes, okay, I could come down like in a week or so.

00:08:13.000 Okay.

00:08:14.000 Yeah.

00:08:15.000 Stay at my house.

00:08:16.000 Fly down.

00:08:17.000 So Tactical Walls will be building a tactical wall here in the studio.

00:08:21.000 But we want you to go there and get tactical walls.

00:08:24.000 You have to see the incredible variety of tactical walls.

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00:08:33.000 You can have a tactical wall for your tools, for your guns, sports stuff.

00:08:37.000 They also sell all kinds of cool places to hide your guns under shelves in a tissue box.

00:08:41.000 They call it an issue box.

00:08:43.000 It's an incredible company, and it just improves the look of your house.

00:08:46.000 Why have a gun if it's sitting loose and shitty in a drawer?

00:08:51.000 You know?

00:08:52.000 If you live in a place where you're not worried about the kids getting near them or your guns are perfectly legal and you want to show them off, then do so.

00:09:01.000 They're beautiful machines.

00:09:03.000 And if you want to play...

00:09:04.000 Oh, look at that behind the window. 0.98

00:09:07.000 First to go in is going to be the 1911.

00:09:13.000 Next, it's going to be the FNP9, two backup man.

00:09:17.000 Oh, there's no, it's just all magnetic.

00:09:19.000 You just pull that shit right off.

00:09:21.000 There's no hooking these in.

00:09:24.000 I want, I want, I want.

00:09:27.000 Does the party think that if you move to like a super gun-friendly place that it'll take out the fun of like owning a gun?

00:09:32.000 Well, we got a letter from a guy at a super gun-friendly place, and he said, don't move here.

00:09:36.000 We don't want you.

00:09:38.000 And I'm like, what do you mean?

00:09:40.000 A Jap Rican, Canadian Brit with an Indian wife? 0.97

00:09:43.000 We're Yankees?

00:09:44.000 And he goes, we hate you.

00:09:48.000 I mean, I like your show and stuff, but we don't want anyone from the North moving here under any circumstances. 1.00

00:09:55.000 I don't care if they're MAGA and they've got a big cowboy hat on. 0.90

00:09:58.000 You're a Yankee.

00:09:59.000 We're Southerners.

00:10:00.000 We've been patriotic since the 1900s.

00:10:03.000 Or wait a minute.

00:10:04.000 I guess more like, he said the 1900s, but doesn't he mean like the 1700s?

00:10:09.000 I don't know.

00:10:10.000 And he said, all you do is shit on us.

00:10:13.000 It's irrevocable.

00:10:14.000 It's Palestine and Israel.

00:10:15.000 Fuck you.

00:10:17.000 Like, you wouldn't go eat boiled peanuts if you were down there.

00:10:21.000 You don't even know what those are.

00:10:22.000 They boil peanuts?

00:10:23.000 They're delicious.

00:10:25.000 Gross.

00:10:25.000 You just get a styrofoam cup of boiled peanuts and sweet tea.

00:10:29.000 No, thank you.

00:10:30.000 Yeah, they wouldn't like you.

00:10:32.000 At least I fake it.

00:10:33.000 I'm like, yum.

00:10:34.000 I would put it up to my lips and do you drink it?

00:10:37.000 No.

00:10:37.000 Do you have a spoon in your hand?

00:10:38.000 No, it's an obrine, but you just put it in your mouth and then you crunch it and then just eat it almost like a pistachio.

00:10:44.000 With a spoon?

00:10:45.000 No.

00:10:45.000 So that's what I said.

00:10:47.000 You drink it.

00:10:49.000 You take one with a hand, with a finger, and thumb.

00:10:54.000 Like that.

00:10:57.000 But you don't drink it.

00:10:58.000 I guess real men drink it. 0.53

00:11:01.000 Real men put it in their foreskin for two weeks, like Korean kimchi, and then they take it out, and then they feed it to their loved ones. 1.00

00:11:09.000 It's p-males. 1.00

00:11:10.000 Females. 0.98

00:11:10.000 All the chicks they're banging. 0.98

00:11:12.000 Yeah.

00:11:14.000 You wouldn't believe the rain going on in New York City today.

00:11:19.000 God is really pissed off at this town.

00:11:21.000 And what he's doing is he turns the heater up to 95, which I've been checking the weather in Florida.

00:11:28.000 New York City is consistently hotter than New Smyrna Beach, for example, near Orlando.

00:11:37.000 And then he blasts you and blasts you until you're dying and you're wearing just a thong and those Japanese little clogs. 0.95

00:11:44.000 And then torrential rain.

00:11:48.000 And as I'm standing there in the rain today at the subway, I'm like, God, this is all de Blasio's shit.

00:11:55.000 He did this mess.

00:11:56.000 I don't like him.

00:11:56.000 Why are you punishing me?

00:11:58.000 And he just went, like the southerner, he just went, no, fuck all of you.

00:12:03.000 Fuck New York City. 0.76

00:12:04.000 But I'm on your side.

00:12:05.000 I don't give a shit, Gavin.

00:12:07.000 Fuck you.

00:12:09.000 Look at some of this footage.

00:12:10.000 This was an article about it in the New York Post.

00:12:13.000 New York City highways become rivers as storms hit ahead of Tropical Storm Elsa, which I thought was only going to hit Florida.

00:12:22.000 I guess it's destroying the whole East Coast.

00:12:24.000 A little bit.

00:12:26.000 God's not mad at Florida, I know that.

00:12:30.000 It's on that side.

00:12:32.000 That's nothing.

00:12:33.000 Keep going down.

00:12:34.000 That is nothing.

00:12:36.000 Where do you see the New York City subways?

00:12:38.000 Monsoon.

00:12:42.000 Holy shit.

00:12:42.000 That's kind of something.

00:12:43.000 Your car's toast after that, right?

00:12:45.000 Wow.

00:12:47.000 MY PD is getting.

00:12:49.000 Like almost every day, that's what that doesn't look like.

00:12:54.000 What?

00:12:55.000 Did you just say?

00:12:56.000 You just break it down.

00:12:57.000 You got to speak.

00:12:58.000 Almost every day, that's what that doesn't look like.

00:13:01.000 What language are you speaking?

00:13:03.000 Speaking of Biden.

00:13:05.000 Okay, don't interject until you learn English.

00:13:08.000 Almost every day, that's not what that looks like.

00:13:12.000 We've got some new shirts coming, by the way, from him.

00:13:16.000 The new shirts we have from Biden are: All men are created equal, endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, including life, liberty, etc.

00:13:29.000 We got that one.

00:13:31.000 Also, this is a great one.

00:13:34.000 You know, there's a during World War II, you know, where Roosevelt came up with a thing that, you know, was totally different.

00:13:44.000 That's real.

00:13:46.000 I've triple-checked all these, by the way.

00:13:47.000 I'd hate to put out a shirt that wasn't clear.

00:13:49.000 Putin is in square brackets here.

00:13:51.000 Putin has made clear that the answer is, I believe is in the past essentially acknowledged that he was there were certain things that he would do or did do.

00:14:13.000 Check out 2-3.

00:14:16.000 I mean, this is getting crazier by the day.

00:14:21.000 Surely, I don't watch like John Oliver and stuff, but are they making fun of him yet?

00:14:26.000 Good point.

00:14:27.000 That should be the name of the My Pet Biden segment.

00:14:29.000 We should rename it to, are they making fun of him yet?

00:14:34.000 Work for the release of detained Americans, including Mark Ferricks.

00:14:43.000 I want to pronounce the name correctly.

00:14:45.000 I misspoke.

00:14:47.000 And starting this month, we're going to begin to begin relocation flights for Afghanistan SIV applicants.

00:14:56.000 Half have gotten on aircraft and come, commercial flights and come.

00:15:00.000 The other half believe they want to stay.

00:15:03.000 We went for two reasons.

00:15:06.000 One, two.

00:15:11.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:15:12.000 Go back.

00:15:13.000 We got to time this.

00:15:17.000 No, no.

00:15:18.000 One, two.

00:15:20.000 One, one thousand, two, one thousand three, one thousand four, one thousand five, one thousand six.

00:15:26.000 Six seconds is not his record.

00:15:28.000 No.

00:15:28.000 What's his record?

00:15:29.000 I think it was 11.

00:15:30.000 Yeah, I think it was 11.

00:15:31.000 That's why 11's a funny number, too.

00:15:33.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:34.000 11.

00:15:38.000 1, 2.

00:15:44.000 Bring Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell.

00:15:50.000 As I said at the time.

00:15:52.000 Look, he's so happy with himself.

00:15:55.000 It's like, don't say the hell that are the gates of hell.

00:16:01.000 The gates of hell.

00:16:03.000 Bring Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell.

00:16:07.000 To the terrorist, which is the Osama bin Laden, to the gates of hell.

00:16:12.000 He was so weird he would say that.

00:16:13.000 And then he goes, we're going to bring Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell.

00:16:15.000 And he went, I fucking said it.

00:16:17.000 That's the craziest part of this whole press conference is he thinks that went great.

00:16:22.000 See if you can find the Kyle Donegan intro there with Joe Biden where we find out if they're ever going to make fun of Joe Biden.

00:16:30.000 I mean, if this was Trump, can you imagine SNL these days?

00:16:34.000 They would just have these long pauses.

00:16:36.000 People would get up and go to the bathroom.

00:16:38.000 I mean, he'd be known as Donald J. Paws.

00:16:43.000 But I bet you they don't do shit.

00:16:45.000 They were a little less partisan in Clinton days, if I recall.

00:16:49.000 They'd give Clinton a few kicks to the butt.

00:16:52.000 Nothing too damaging, nothing to the groin.

00:16:55.000 But Biden, they just can't afford to do it.

00:16:57.000 Episode two.

00:16:58.000 Oh, wait, let's go back to episode one.

00:17:01.000 We're already at episode two?

00:17:05.000 Joe Biden.

00:17:06.000 Because it's impossible.

00:17:08.000 Because of the beginning, Ryan, obviously.

00:17:11.000 Is it a cold open?

00:17:12.000 Okay.

00:17:13.000 Brand new time.

00:17:16.000 So it started zero seconds.

00:17:18.000 It's a cold open with Bill Maher.

00:17:20.000 Yes, I want the cold open with Bill Maher.

00:17:22.000 Okay, and finally, new rule.

00:17:24.000 Comedians can't make fun of Joe Biden.

00:17:27.000 Because it's impossible.

00:17:29.000 Because he's been great.

00:17:30.000 I know a bunch of fat people are disappointed.

00:17:34.000 Because trying to make fun of Joe Biden is like praying to God.

00:17:38.000 A complete waste of time.

00:17:41.000 Okay, that's our show.

00:17:43.000 I want to thank my guests, Benjamin Betanyangu, and Pete Davis.

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00:18:36.000 That's a secret trick.

00:18:38.000 There's all kinds of stuff I haven't even tried yet.

00:18:40.000 Like I never tried the isolates and waxes.

00:18:42.000 Every time I try something, it's a smashing success.

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00:18:51.000 It's sort of like Adderall without the Adderall.

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00:18:58.000 You're just focused.

00:18:59.000 And then you're too stressed out.

00:19:01.000 If you're a drinker and you're slowing down on the booze and you're about to go to bed, if you have the gummies, you sleep like a baby.

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00:19:19.000 They even have a hat.

00:19:20.000 I guess that you put this hat on and then it takes away, what, like a headache?

00:19:24.000 That's not funny, Ryan.

00:19:27.000 That makes everything I just said a lie.

00:19:29.000 Well, I'm the dumb one.

00:19:30.000 You're supposed to be saying the smart stuff.

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00:19:43.000 It's delicious.

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00:19:45.000 Oh, I didn't know you do that.

00:19:46.000 You take the tincture raw.

00:19:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:48.000 And I've had the strawberry one, which is pretty good, but just a regular.

00:19:52.000 And you do that when?

00:19:53.000 Like, what's the...

00:19:54.000 I used to do it when we had the other coffee that we used to be sponsored by because it would really get jittery.

00:19:59.000 And now you just do it to relax or whatever like that.

00:20:02.000 And you feel good.

00:20:03.000 You feel like a little, like a calm coming on.

00:20:05.000 But I've been doing that for a while.

00:20:06.000 All right, put on the Biden.

00:20:09.000 I didn't know there was a second episode.

00:20:11.000 This is exciting.

00:20:11.000 I'm going to turn on the AC while you do that.

00:20:14.000 Exciting.

00:20:15.000 Seven hours old.

00:20:23.000 Wait, that's episode one.

00:20:26.000 Boy, Hunty, um dad.

00:20:29.000 I need money for a new bunch of French teeth. 1.00

00:20:34.000 America's in crisis.

00:20:36.000 If anyone can make fun of Joe Biden, I will put his famous inside my mouth.

00:20:41.000 You can't possibly be serious.

00:20:42.000 Oh, this is a recap.

00:20:43.000 Is there a problem with the hat stand?

00:20:44.000 Did you spend all our data?

00:20:46.000 Who is that girl? 1.00

00:20:47.000 She's what my people would call a turboienta. 1.00

00:20:49.000 Did you fuck her, you piece of shit? 1.00

00:20:53.000 Well, I was born and raised.

00:20:59.000 Excuse me?

00:21:00.000 Did you fuck her, you piece of shit? 1.00

00:21:03.000 What is happening here?

00:21:06.000 Oh, look out.

00:21:07.000 Honey doesn't like it when another fella rubs rhubarb with his best gal. 1.00

00:21:13.000 Benaford, be honest.

00:21:16.000 I promise I won't get mad.

00:21:19.000 Did you eat her beaver?

00:21:20.000 Good lord, what are we talking about here?

00:21:22.000 I've never met this woman.

00:21:23.000 Do you swear on your frisbee hat that you didn't eat your pussy till she came really hard? 0.99

00:21:28.000 If you reflect my comica, I assure you it is not a frisbee.

00:21:32.000 Secondly, I am a happily married man, and I was under the impression that you were as well.

00:21:36.000 For real?

00:21:37.000 I don't even know.

00:21:38.000 But I do know I'm gonna kick your ass.

00:21:40.000 Okay, okay, settle down now.

00:21:43.000 You're gonna play grab ass later, Beniford.

00:21:45.000 Right now, we need to break into teams.

00:21:47.000 Hunty, get in touch with your China guy and get a refund for $40 billion.

00:21:53.000 I'll stay here and watch Benaford make sure he doesn't fuck your girlfriend. 1.00

00:21:58.000 Fuck you, Beniford.

00:22:00.000 Benaford?

00:22:01.000 What just happened here?

00:22:03.000 Congresswoman, I would never lie to you, fools.

00:22:05.000 I mean, humans.

00:22:06.000 I mean, fellow earthlings.

00:22:08.000 Are you flirting with me, Mr. Zuckerberg?

00:22:10.000 I can see why you like her better.

00:22:12.000 Wait, he's making Mark Zuckerberg British?

00:22:20.000 The tropical sun gently browning her firm, toned rump.

00:22:25.000 Her nipples hardening in the breeze.

00:22:27.000 Ben's rising.

00:22:34.000 Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

00:22:37.000 All right, that's enough.

00:22:38.000 Has he reacted to those yet?

00:22:40.000 Shapiro?

00:22:42.000 I don't know.

00:22:43.000 I don't watch Ben Shapiro.

00:22:45.000 Wait, we got out of the New York thing.

00:22:46.000 You got me on a Biden tangent.

00:22:48.000 And we have to get back on track here, dude.

00:22:51.000 True.

00:22:53.000 I want you to see the real monsoon that's going on in New York.

00:22:56.000 I know that everyone watching this show loves New York City, especially the Southerners.

00:23:01.000 And they are dying to know what the weather is like in Manhattan.

00:23:05.000 Oh my God.

00:23:06.000 Can you imagine how much someone in fucking Knoxville, Tennessee is jonesing to hear about the state of the ACE in the New York Underground?

00:23:16.000 No, but it is amazing.

00:23:17.000 I've never seen this one.

00:23:18.000 This is a weather segment.

00:23:20.000 Yeah, weather segment.

00:23:24.000 Remember I said Americans don't care about soakers? 1.00

00:23:29.000 So the trains are still running.

00:23:32.000 They're just running over.

00:23:34.000 My cup runneth over.

00:23:38.000 Oh, that's just water shooting out of the fountain, the sewers.

00:23:44.000 Sewers overflowing. 0.99

00:23:46.000 Blasting water straight up.

00:23:51.000 It's a street.

00:23:53.000 Those newspapers are totes.

00:23:54.000 I wouldn't want one now.

00:24:01.000 And then go to the next one, 1-4.

00:24:03.000 It's even better.

00:24:04.000 Oh, wait, you weren't done.

00:24:05.000 We already saw that scene.

00:24:06.000 Next.

00:24:07.000 That's the thing that is not that that always looks like that.

00:24:11.000 Yes.

00:24:14.000 Look at this.

00:24:15.000 This does not work for this young man.

00:24:17.000 There's no way that's working.

00:24:19.000 It's already toast.

00:24:20.000 That was one step.

00:24:23.000 One step.

00:24:24.000 Dude, genius, take everything out of your pockets, put it in your backpack, and carry your backpack up high.

00:24:33.000 Do you think you're going to get Asians in their shoes? 1.00

00:24:35.000 Remember that picture of, I think it was a flood in Texas, and it was this white guy carrying this Asian woman and her baby?

00:24:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:41.000 And it was like, this is what America's all about.

00:24:43.000 And then we see another shot farther away.

00:24:46.000 And there's her Asian husband behind her holding his shoes.

00:24:51.000 He's got some fancy fucking Air Jordans that he didn't want to get wet.

00:24:54.000 So he's having the plebs carry his wife and child as he's like, at least my shoes are going to smash to subscribe. 1.00

00:25:00.000 These are total fire.

00:25:02.000 You don't have to find it, though.

00:25:03.000 Go back to that.

00:25:04.000 I want to finish this weather segment before we peace out.

00:25:07.000 So we got that.

00:25:08.000 What's this?

00:25:09.000 Yeah, that's what I was getting at.

00:25:11.000 I don't really understand that.

00:25:13.000 I guess that's, yeah, that's coming from the streets.

00:25:15.000 Bryant Park.

00:25:16.000 That's Midtown.

00:25:19.000 Wow.

00:25:19.000 Well, they caught a middle.

00:25:20.000 There's fucking Aquaman getting mad.

00:25:24.000 Look at that.

00:25:26.000 That's Aquaman trying to get on his frisbee hat.

00:25:30.000 You know, Aquaman's Jewish? 0.59

00:25:31.000 Hey, man, you gotta get that Jewish frisbee hat, man. 0.96

00:25:34.000 Keep going.

00:25:34.000 Wait, that was it?

00:25:35.000 That's it?

00:25:35.000 That's it for those slides.

00:25:36.000 Now we got this one coming in.

00:25:40.000 Oh, that was a good one, too.

00:25:44.000 Look at that.

00:25:44.000 Americans just soaker fearless.

00:25:46.000 Are there other stairs?

00:25:47.000 There's usually several sets of stairs.

00:25:50.000 They're all flooded up there.

00:25:51.000 What is that?

00:25:52.000 Harlem? 0.86

00:25:56.000 This is a freaking swimming pool.

00:25:58.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:26:00.000 Look at this!

00:26:02.000 Look at that!

00:26:03.000 What?

00:26:05.000 What?

00:26:07.000 Oh my god.

00:26:10.000 Oh my god.

00:26:11.000 If that went into a cut or a sore, do you think it would get infected?

00:26:16.000 I just touched it with my hand to see if it was cold in the lick of my hand.

00:26:19.000 Oh my goodness.

00:26:20.000 That's it?

00:26:22.000 No, there's another one.

00:26:23.000 A couple more?

00:26:26.000 That's MTA or the subway there?

00:26:28.000 That looks like Metro North.

00:26:29.000 So, you know how third rail is electric?

00:26:32.000 What happens with that?

00:26:34.000 I think it's a myth.

00:26:36.000 Oh.

00:26:36.000 I've seen people touch the third rail.

00:26:38.000 I've seen people get roasted on that, though.

00:26:40.000 Have you though?

00:26:41.000 Yeah.

00:26:41.000 Their body just immediately goes limp and the or stiff.

00:26:45.000 Harlem River Drive.

00:26:50.000 That one's pretty cool.

00:26:54.000 It is monsoon season soon.

00:26:57.000 All right.

00:26:58.000 Speaking of Trump, I'm joining his suit.

00:27:02.000 Really?

00:27:03.000 Yeah.

00:27:04.000 Great.

00:27:04.000 It's a class action suit with anyone of notice.

00:27:08.000 Actually, I don't know what the parameters are.

00:27:09.000 I think it's anyone who feels they were unjustly banned from the American conversation.

00:27:15.000 Exhibit A. So it started really with Twitter.

00:27:22.000 They banned me August 10th, 2018.

00:27:26.000 See, I contacted Fleckas and I'm like, I can't comment on this story below.

00:27:31.000 I'm not on Instagram.

00:27:33.000 I saw this through some friend's secret account.

00:27:35.000 Yeah, this is like, if you're deaf, no, if you're mute, please shout out to me. 0.76

00:27:40.000 If you're banned, you're dead.

00:27:40.000 Thanks for the analogy, Ryan.

00:27:42.000 That was great.

00:27:43.000 Thanks.

00:27:44.000 So go to 15.

00:27:46.000 So I'm banned on Twitter in August for no reason.

00:27:49.000 In fact, I did a video of my last 15 tweets, and they weren't remotely political.

00:27:55.000 So the argument was, well, he's the founder of a hate group.

00:27:59.000 Well, that's your opinion.

00:28:00.000 That's subjective.

00:28:01.000 And secondly, don't you have to prove that I was like raising money for them to buy guns or something?

00:28:06.000 That's the argument.

00:28:07.000 We can't let this guy finance the race war.

00:28:13.000 And then two months later, in October, the end of October 2018, I was banned from Facebook.

00:28:21.000 And at the exact same time, anything remotely Facebook, I mean, sorry, Proud Boys was banned.

00:28:26.000 So if you said the word, if you talked about them.

00:28:30.000 I love this.

00:28:31.000 The neo-fascist group's members were involved in an assault on protesters.

00:28:35.000 And you know, the other thing I'm going to mention in my complaint is once they kick you off, then people lie about you and you can't say, no, you got the timeline wrong.

00:28:48.000 That other guy was there first.

00:28:49.000 I was the one cleaning it up.

00:28:51.000 I said no to Charlottesville.

00:28:52.000 I said it was a bad idea.

00:28:53.000 No, no, I wasn't at January 6th.

00:28:55.000 I said, don't go.

00:28:57.000 You can't correct the narrative.

00:28:59.000 You can't tell the truth.

00:29:00.000 You can't say your side of the story.

00:29:02.000 You feel less than.

00:29:04.000 Everything the left says about their oppressed peoples, they do to the right.

00:29:10.000 You took away their voice.

00:29:13.000 Yeah.

00:29:14.000 And then YouTube was much later.

00:29:17.000 It was two years later, June 23rd, 2020.

00:29:20.000 And that we knew was coming.

00:29:22.000 And you know why that took so long is because they kicked me off and they said, I violated copyright by, that's me with rubber handcuffs.

00:29:32.000 I violated copyright by putting up Vans commercials.

00:29:36.000 And I go, they complained?

00:29:38.000 I don't think they did.

00:29:39.000 So I contacted Vans and I go, you told me to put those up on my site, on my YouTube channel.

00:29:45.000 And so I did.

00:29:46.000 This is your bidding.

00:29:47.000 And they go, we never told you to take them down.

00:29:50.000 And then they contacted YouTube and said, why'd you say we told people to take it?

00:29:54.000 We told you to take them down.

00:29:56.000 We never complained about a copyright.

00:29:57.000 And then I think they got scared.

00:29:59.000 I was hanging out with Crowder and they know he's litigious.

00:30:02.000 So I think they started pooping and they said, let's come up with a really good reason to ban him.

00:30:07.000 And then there was no reason.

00:30:10.000 Wait, what's this?

00:30:11.000 We have your whole archive saved.

00:30:13.000 You had the instinct after that fuckery in the beginning.

00:30:16.000 You were like, let's grab everything.

00:30:18.000 Oh, we got to put these up on censored.tv.

00:30:20.000 That was me predicting a new subculture.

00:30:24.000 Or, sorry, the joke is predicting, but we were discovering them.

00:30:28.000 Wait, I had that ghetto buster that long ago? 0.99

00:30:31.000 No, it's a different one.

00:30:32.000 It looks...

00:30:33.000 What were they called again?

00:30:35.000 What?

00:30:36.000 That subculture.

00:30:38.000 That you left behind.

00:30:39.000 Hipsters.

00:30:40.000 Man, you're totally.

00:30:41.000 Shut the fuck up, Ryan. 0.98

00:30:44.000 God damn it.

00:30:45.000 You keep adding garbage to the show.

00:30:48.000 The subculture that you invented.

00:30:49.000 Yes, this video is a parody of hipsters, and it's a new subculture.

00:30:54.000 Oh, chappies.

00:30:56.000 Chappies.

00:30:57.000 Hipsters.

00:30:59.000 You worked at Vice.

00:31:01.000 Look, the women wear balloons on their tits and cowboy hats. 1.00

00:31:04.000 The men wear three baseball hats and they ride penny farthings.

00:31:10.000 What is going to be the sort of legacy that you've left behind?

00:31:16.000 Man, you're Tony.

00:31:20.000 They got their own cool vernacular.

00:31:21.000 I'm Tony, apparently.

00:31:26.000 Wait, you predicted that, too, because the Zoomers are calling millennials cougy.

00:31:31.000 Okay.

00:31:32.000 And that means just lame and shitty.

00:31:34.000 Yeah, well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that a subculture is going to have its own vernacular.

00:31:38.000 What's their music, though?

00:31:47.000 Sounds like Gabby. 0.99

00:31:49.000 Sorry, I can't help but ask.

00:31:50.000 So this is the Chappie dance.

00:31:53.000 All right, that's enough.

00:31:54.000 Hard enjoy tart.

00:31:58.000 So, yeah, that's my case, and I'm sticking to it.

00:32:04.000 And again, even if it's fruitless, I think it's good to get this into the national conversation.

00:32:09.000 So I'm excited.

00:32:10.000 And unlike the judge who's sitting on the SPLC case, I see this moving forward.

00:32:14.000 Trump would not announce something that's going to die on the vine.

00:32:17.000 His thing is he puts all his ducks in a row.

00:32:21.000 He makes sure that he triple checks that everything is going to work.

00:32:23.000 Are you positive?

00:32:24.000 He gets really reliable people.

00:32:25.000 You know what you're doing?

00:32:26.000 You know what you're doing?

00:32:26.000 Okay.

00:32:27.000 And then he presents it like, I think I'm going to sue the social media companies.

00:32:32.000 Should we let's do that?

00:32:34.000 Like when he goes, I think, what about a hydroxychloroquine?

00:32:37.000 Should we try that?

00:32:38.000 That seems like it might be good.

00:32:39.000 Knowing already, talking to the top experts in the world, that that was going to be an effective cure.

00:32:44.000 So he threw it out there.

00:32:44.000 So then when it works, he looks like a fourth-dimension 4D chest genius.

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00:35:07.000 Okay, Ryan, just to review, I don't know what is going on with your blood sugar.

00:35:11.000 I just said, what's the site?

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00:35:45.000 I find most people, most people who watch this show end up DMing them.

00:35:49.000 And that's the founder there, the old guy.

00:35:52.000 And then that's his son.

00:35:54.000 And you'll probably get through to the son.

00:35:56.000 And he'll probably be setting up the meeting.

00:35:59.000 He's been interviewing people too.

00:36:01.000 He says, so you like Gavin.

00:36:03.000 What would you say is something you would like about the show?

00:36:07.000 How do you feel about him?

00:36:09.000 And they're like, they always seem to say the same thing.

00:36:12.000 We think he's grossly misunderstood.

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00:36:15.000 And we want to see more one-on-one interviews.

00:36:18.000 Don't worry, folks.

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00:36:23.000 And did you notice how long we ate shit for?

00:36:26.000 That's the secret to business.

00:36:27.000 I love this studio so much.

00:36:29.000 In fact, I love the studio so much that on the old studio when we were moving, I color-coded the key red because it was like, stop, I hate this place.

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00:36:46.000 So eat, no matter what your plan is, eat shit for two years, take a beating, be a cheap ass, and then if it works, you'll have money in the bank and then you can start really splurging.

00:36:57.000 You think you got a great pizza recipe?

00:36:59.000 Okay, sell it from the back of a fucking, from your home for a while.

00:37:04.000 Sell them off a back of a little cart.

00:37:07.000 Then open your restaurant.

00:37:08.000 Then you can have a chain.

00:37:11.000 Oh, the blister popped.

00:37:12.000 I'm getting some yellow pus here.

00:37:15.000 There we are, rocking out.

00:37:18.000 Some of expensive shorts.

00:37:21.000 Okay, gays want to convert our children, but we'll talk about that outside of the paywall. 0.99

00:37:26.000 Until then, to all you freeloaders, please stop being so cheap.

00:37:32.000 You can be cheap about your own business, but don't be cheap about $10 a month.

00:37:37.000 Is that even called cheap?

00:37:39.000 No.

00:37:40.000 You're not saving money when you're not spending $10 a month.

00:37:42.000 You're just being ignorant and lazy.

00:37:45.000 This is the only bastion of sanity in the free world, or what's presently called the free world, is quickly becoming the clown world, the revenge of the hurt, the tyranny of the oppressed.

00:37:59.000 It is a fucking SJW critical race theory joke.

00:38:03.000 If you want normal talk, not radical talk, by the way, just like get off my lawn, guys from the 80s, your dad, basically, normal behavior, then come here and we will normal splain everything to you and take the lunacy out of what's going on in the world.

00:38:20.000 Honestly, I think the number one comment we get from subscribers is it's just nice for a couple hours a day to sit down and feel sane.

00:38:28.000 And that's really what we are.

00:38:30.000 You bathe in rational thought and normal behavior while the rest of the country crumbles around you.

00:38:37.000 It's cheaper than a therapist, and you won't regret it.

00:38:40.000 $10 a month.

00:38:40.000 Go to censored.tv and sign up.

00:38:43.000 We got Laura Loomer.

00:38:44.000 We got all the archive shows with Milo and Cornell West and Candace Owens and Roger Stone and Michelle Malkin.

00:38:54.000 And then we have all our CR-TV shows.

00:38:57.000 I mean, there's not, I don't think you could watch everything in a Year.

00:39:00.000 Oh, we also have Jacob Wall.

00:39:02.000 Actually, Jacob Wall, at the beginning of his show, it has Michael Avenatti saying, I'm coming for you, Jacob Wall.

00:39:10.000 And now Michael Avenatti is looking at 30 months in prison for trying to extort Nike.

00:39:17.000 So we're going to talk to Jacob Wall right now, right?

00:39:19.000 And then we'll talk about the gays. 0.96

00:39:20.000 And you're missing all this.

00:39:22.000 You're missing all this because you're too cheap to pay.

00:39:24.000 Anyway, see you next week, Cheapskates.

00:39:26.000 And in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:40:09.000 What exactly did he do?

00:40:10.000 We'll talk to Jacob about this, but I think he said, look, Nike, is it Nike or Nike?

00:40:13.000 I think in Canada we say Nike.

00:40:15.000 You say Nike.

00:40:16.000 You say Nike?

00:40:17.000 I say Nike.

00:40:19.000 I can't hear you.

00:40:20.000 I say Nike.

00:40:21.000 All right.

00:40:21.000 What is going on with you today?

00:40:23.000 What do you mean?

00:40:24.000 Well, right now I'm trying to get...

00:40:26.000 The response was weird because I'm trying to get Wall on.

00:40:29.000 Oh, good.

00:40:30.000 Walling up all this stuff.

00:40:34.000 Well, you got to get up this article.

00:40:36.000 Maybe go full sc uh camera too and show it behind me.

00:40:41.000 Let me see.

00:40:44.000 Oh, he's calling.

00:40:45.000 Okay, good.

00:40:46.000 Should we hold him?

00:40:47.000 No, let's talk to him now.

00:40:49.000 Maybe you could pull up the articles as we talk.

00:40:51.000 Sure.

00:40:53.000 All right.

00:40:57.000 Jacob, can you hear us?

00:40:58.000 Loud and clear.

00:41:00.000 What's going on, guy?

00:41:02.000 Well, it's great to be here, Gavin.

00:41:04.000 You know, I was choosing the opening song for today's show, and I was considering a great song by the band Generation X, Billy Idol's old band, called Revenge.

00:41:17.000 Yeah.

00:41:18.000 Well, that's what it is.

00:41:20.000 I mean, I'll tell you that it was very surprising to me to wake up one morning and see that Michael Avenatti had blamed me for his domestic violence arrest.

00:41:31.000 And that's exactly what he did.

00:41:33.000 And I thought maybe he was joking, but he wasn't kidding.

00:41:36.000 And he said that he was going to take me down and he was going to come for me and come for my family if it was the last thing he ever did.

00:41:43.000 And so what do you do in that situation when you have an unhinged lunatic who has openly declared that he's going to come after you, somebody who at the time was armed with great resources?

00:41:55.000 Well, he said, I'm coming for you, Jacob Wall.

00:41:58.000 It's the intro to your show on censor.tv.

00:42:00.000 Right.

00:42:01.000 Exactly.

00:42:02.000 That's what he said.

00:42:02.000 Is there any truth to what he said?

00:42:05.000 No, there's no truth to it.

00:42:06.000 I mean, what happened was that he got in a big fight with his then 23-year-old or 24-year-old girlfriend, Morelli Manuti.

00:42:15.000 She and the neighbors called the police, and allegedly what happened is she was dragged through the hallway and beaten by him.

00:42:24.000 The police arrested him on the spot, and he brought in high-priced lawyers.

00:42:30.000 It was kicked down to the L.A. City attorney, who never filed the case, because at the time he was still a darling of the Democrat Party.

00:42:37.000 He was on cable news nonstop.

00:42:39.000 Oh, well, we have a clip here when he was on the view.

00:42:42.000 And what's her name?

00:42:44.000 Anna Navarro.

00:42:46.000 I always forget her name.

00:42:47.000 She said that you remind me of the Holy Spirit, God's messenger to the rest of us.

00:42:54.000 Play that?

00:42:55.000 You're like the Holy Spirit.

00:42:57.000 You are.

00:42:58.000 Lately to me, you're like the Holy Spirit.

00:43:00.000 You are all places at all times, right?

00:43:04.000 I mean, I do.

00:43:05.000 I see you all over cable news.

00:43:07.000 I see you, you know, there is a seat available if you want to be a co-host at the view.

00:43:12.000 There's people here you can pitch.

00:43:14.000 Lately to me, you're...

00:43:16.000 They worship the ground he walked on. 0.56

00:43:18.000 They wanted him to run for president.

00:43:20.000 They did.

00:43:20.000 And the crazy part was, is that he was known within Orange County.

00:43:25.000 I mean, before he was famous, he went to the same gym as I did.

00:43:29.000 And he was in the area, and he was known as sort of a sleazy civil litigator.

00:43:34.000 But as it turned out, and as I dug into his background and started going to his debtor's examination hearings, wherein his law partners, his former law partners, were trying to figure out where all the money went, it turns out that he got into the business of just stealing from his clients.

00:43:50.000 And as a commercial attorney, a civil litigator, somebody handling class actions, he was entrusted within attorney-client trust accounts with tremendous amounts of money.

00:44:01.000 And you can do basically anything as a lawyer, but the one thing you can't do is steal from the attorney-client trust account.

00:44:07.000 And that's what he started doing to the tune of more than $100 million in Southern California.

00:44:13.000 Well, I remember Tucker interrogating him on the show saying, why doesn't Stormy get any of this money?

00:44:17.000 How's she doing?

00:44:19.000 She's stripping at some dirtbag town, riding the poll, and then letting people touch her tits and signing autographs for God knows how little money, 300 bucks. 1.00

00:44:31.000 And you're loaded.

00:44:32.000 Why don't you pass some of the money over, you creepy porn lawyer?

00:44:35.000 Well, yeah, and as it turns out, one of the indictments, so he was sentenced on one of the cases today.

00:44:40.000 There's two other cases.

00:44:42.000 This was the case concerning blackmailing and trying to extort Nike using his Twitter account, which, by the way, he's never been banned from Twitter even still, even though he used his Twitter account to extort $25 million from Nike or almost managed to do so before he was arrested in progress.

00:44:59.000 Help us layman out.

00:45:02.000 What was he threatening to do?

00:45:03.000 He had pictures of Nike in the bath with an underage girl or at a...

00:45:07.000 Well, he was going to hold a press conference claiming that Nike was paying high school and college athletes illegally and that he was going to crash their stock as a result of this press conference and drive it down to zero unless they paid him $20 million to conduct an internal investigation.

00:45:26.000 In other words, that's the auspices under which they're paying him, but it's Just hush money.

00:45:31.000 And he did this in a meeting in which he and Mark Garagos were attempting to drive out this money from Nike's lawyers at Boy Schiller Flexner in New York City.

00:45:42.000 Wow.

00:45:44.000 So they came at him like Thor's hammer and got him 30 months for what's the charge?

00:45:49.000 Is it extortion?

00:45:51.000 It's extortion, conspiracy to commit extortion, and honest services wire fraud because he held the meeting with them under the guise of I'm here representing my client who runs an AAU basketball team and you pulled the money from him.

00:46:04.000 But it turns out he wasn't interested in representing his client at all.

00:46:08.000 He just wanted $25 million for himself.

00:46:11.000 And this client was going to be the one who was going to be the whistleblower.

00:46:14.000 But he duped his client too.

00:46:15.000 So he was also convicted on that charge, three counts in New York City.

00:46:20.000 And Mark Garagos was alongside him.

00:46:22.000 This is part of the reason that he was only sentenced to two and a half years as opposed to nine years, which is the mandatory minimum.

00:46:30.000 And that's because the judge looked at the prosecutors and said, well, if this is so serious, why didn't you also indict Mark Garagos, who was the 50-50 partner in all of this?

00:46:40.000 And they didn't have a good answer, and it's not clear why they didn't.

00:46:43.000 He didn't cooperate.

00:46:44.000 He didn't testify in the case.

00:46:47.000 Maybe he was just more connected with the Democrat Party than Avenatti was.

00:46:51.000 Or maybe he was a snitch?

00:46:53.000 You don't think he was snitching?

00:46:54.000 Well, no, because if, in fact, he testified even in private, Avenatti would have a right to cross-examine him.

00:47:01.000 All that would come out in the case, and it never did.

00:47:04.000 So they didn't need it, but it's just very strange that he wasn't indicted.

00:47:08.000 And so Avenatti, you talk about Stormy Daniels.

00:47:10.000 One of the other indictments, another New York indictment, as he was doing that interview with Tucker Carlson, Stormy Daniels finalized a lucrative book deal where she was paid an advance of $300,000.

00:47:23.000 Avenatti changed the paperwork, had the money wired to his account instead of hers, and just stole the money.

00:47:29.000 Just stole the $300,000 that she was supposed to get for a book.

00:47:31.000 Out and out.

00:47:32.000 Just took it.

00:47:33.000 Wow.

00:47:34.000 So what do you think?

00:47:35.000 So he's in jail for two and a half years, but while he's sitting there, these other trials are going to go on.

00:47:40.000 Right.

00:47:40.000 And that could just add to his time.

00:47:42.000 Well, the big one is out of California.

00:47:44.000 That's the big case.

00:47:45.000 That's a 36-count indictment that includes bank fraud, wire fraud.

00:47:50.000 But those are just all the sort of ancillary charges that come as a result of all this dirty money.

00:47:56.000 And the dirty money comes as a result of stealing from his clients.

00:47:59.000 One of the best examples, one that I uncovered by going to his debtor's exam hearings, which were just civil hearings.

00:48:05.000 But what happened was when people say, oh, Jacob, you took down Avenatti, what they mean is that he had all these civil problems, but they were just that.

00:48:12.000 They were civil.

00:48:13.000 His old ex-law partner suing him, stuff like that.

00:48:16.000 But what I did is I went to these hearings at the time writing for the Gateway Pundit, and I made it so that he couldn't sit in these hearings and just take the fifth, because if he did, he'd be embarrassed.

00:48:25.000 I'd write about it.

00:48:26.000 And so he talked himself into this 36-count indictment in these debtors' exam hearings in Los Angeles with me sitting there and next to me sitting an assistant U.S. attorney and an IRS investigator.

00:48:38.000 And they were just taking notes as he incriminated himself.

00:48:41.000 And one of the cases was a guy named Jeffrey Johnson, who was sort of a schizophrenic who was in and out of Los Angeles County Jail a lot.

00:48:52.000 At one point, he swan dived over the bars of the jail from three stories up, somehow was just fine, got up off the ground.

00:49:01.000 It's sort of that crackhead longevity where you get it.

00:49:04.000 Like retard strength. 1.00

00:49:06.000 Right, they just don't get injured somehow.

00:49:07.000 But he did it a second time.

00:49:09.000 The second time he was paralyzed.

00:49:11.000 And Avenatti was his lawyer.

00:49:12.000 They sued the county of L.A. Of course, the county settled for $5 million.

00:49:16.000 Avenatti stole all the money from this mentally retarded, mentally ill paraplegic. 1.00

00:49:22.000 Just took it, told the guy, hey, it's coming next week.

00:49:25.000 Listen, I can loan you two grand, but the money hasn't arrived.

00:49:28.000 Meanwhile, he took the money and with the money was renting a house in Newport Beach for $72,000 a month.

00:49:36.000 Had this full floor office at Fashion Island in Newport Beach, $250,000 a month, which made no sense because it was a one-man law firm and he had a full floor looking out over the Pacific and all this art.

00:49:47.000 I mean, these Frank Geary sculptures and a Ferrari and all of this.

00:49:51.000 And it was, I mean, the YouTuber, Michelle Fon, the makeup gal, for whatever reason, she hired him to handle the sale of her company.

00:50:00.000 She sold the company for $25 million.

00:50:03.000 It went into Avenatti's attorney-client trust account, and he just stole it.

00:50:06.000 Just took it.

00:50:07.000 And for whatever reason, he didn't leave the country.

00:50:09.000 He's an Italian citizen.

00:50:11.000 He would travel to Italy with his Italian passport, but he just stuck around and he was too addicted to the limelight.

00:50:18.000 When he had $1 plus million, he should have left.

00:50:20.000 The left propped him up so much, he got addicted to the attention.

00:50:23.000 He's on the view.

00:50:24.000 They want him to run for president.

00:50:26.000 And he just started believing all that hype.

00:50:28.000 But you need to fund that.

00:50:29.000 So he turned himself into God and fucked himself.

00:50:33.000 I mean, he was up.

00:50:34.000 He was stealing even before he was a celebrity.

00:50:36.000 He was stealing from his clients going back to 2014, 15 when nobody knew who he was.

00:50:41.000 But he's up over, I think the total comes out to $130 some odd million dollars he stole.

00:50:47.000 Holy shit.

00:50:47.000 Just right out of the accounts.

00:50:49.000 So what does your gut say after the other two indictments are done, the other two cases, what does your gut say his time's going to be in total, total, total with Stormy and then the crazy 32 indictment thing?

00:51:00.000 Well, there's always a chance he can just cut some kind of a plea deal here.

00:51:04.000 And that might be a good idea after today when he got up and said, it's all my fault.

00:51:08.000 I destroyed my life.

00:51:09.000 Those are very incriminating statements he made today as it relates to this other trial or trials that he's got coming up.

00:51:16.000 And so he may cut a plea deal for something like 20 years total or perhaps 15 years total.

00:51:22.000 But in the absence of that, the stormy sentencing probably is another two or three years because in the grand scheme of things, it's 300 grand.

00:51:29.000 Normally the feds don't even intervene in something that small. 0.62

00:51:31.000 But the 36 count indictment, that's where you're talking about potentially 20 or 30 year exact sentences.

00:51:38.000 Isn't it amazing that the left hates Trump so much that they find a guy who found someone or is working with someone who says she fucked Trump and it sucked.

00:51:48.000 And they go, this guy's a god.

00:51:51.000 And he was a porn lawyer.

00:51:52.000 This is the other part.

00:51:53.000 He was this commercial litigator in Orange County and had this sort of highbrow business or somewhat highbrow where he'd go out and sue a hospital gown maker because people got Ebola blood on them or something.

00:52:07.000 And he'd sue a fertilizer manufacturer.

00:52:10.000 And by the way, these judgments that he got for $500 million and what have you, they were almost always lowered to much less or in some cases zero on appeal.

00:52:20.000 But he would do that.

00:52:21.000 But on the side, he would drive up to the San Fernando Valley and he would hang around with a lot of porn stars.

00:52:28.000 And he was in the porn world.

00:52:29.000 And that's how he came into contact ultimately with Sormy Daniels.

00:52:33.000 She had another attorney first, but he was in the San Fernando Valley porn, you know, Coke world.

00:52:37.000 He was a major Coke head, had a $20,000 a month coke habit.

00:52:41.000 I mean, serious, you know, it's.

00:52:43.000 It's a lot of blow.

00:52:44.000 Yeah.

00:52:45.000 Yeah.

00:52:46.000 What a lech. 1.00

00:52:47.000 What a loser.

00:52:48.000 Well, I'm glad you got your revenge, Jacob.

00:52:50.000 It's fun when someone says they're coming for you and you turn around and they're in prison.

00:52:54.000 Thank you.

00:52:54.000 Well, and you know, part of me wishes it's like somebody breaks into your house and, you know, you shoot them dead and it's good that you're alive and they aren't, but you kind of just wish they hadn't broken into your house.

00:53:06.000 And that's like Avenatti.

00:53:08.000 I kind of wish he would have just stayed, you know, shaking down soulless mega corporations from Orange County, but it is what it is.

00:53:14.000 Well, you should say that to people from now on.

00:53:16.000 Please don't fuck with me.

00:53:18.000 I don't want to hurt you.

00:53:19.000 I want you to lead a normal life.

00:53:21.000 Please.

00:53:22.000 Right, exactly.

00:53:24.000 Just keep running your Ponzi scheme.

00:53:26.000 It's fine.

00:53:26.000 Yeah.

00:53:27.000 All right.

00:53:28.000 Thanks for coming to the show, man.

00:53:29.000 I'll talk to you soon.

00:53:30.000 You bet.

00:53:39.000 I'm coming for you, Jacob Wall.

00:53:43.000 Find that Tucker and him talking about...

00:53:48.000 He said he only agreed to come on the show if Tucker wouldn't call him creepy porn lawyer.

00:53:53.000 So he agreed to that in writing.

00:53:55.000 But the lower third calls him creepy porn lawyer.

00:53:57.000 That's not me.

00:53:58.000 That's the tech guys.

00:53:59.000 I didn't do that.

00:54:01.000 And then he says, you're even more of a lech of a creep than I thought you'd be.

00:54:08.000 And he says, stop calling me the porn lawyer.

00:54:09.000 And then he tries to trap Tucker and says, you watch porn, don't you?

00:54:13.000 And his response is a fucking comeback of the century.

00:54:17.000 Well, first of all, I don't think it's been established that that occurred.

00:54:21.000 That Carter Page was spied on?

00:54:23.000 I don't believe that that's been established, number one, that in fact President Obama authorized his administration authorized.

00:54:31.000 Are you going to interrupt me for the entire segment?

00:54:32.000 I'm just clarifying because I don't think you understand the question.

00:54:35.000 The Obama administration authorized spying on an American citizen connected to the Trump campaign.

00:54:39.000 Does that bother you at all?

00:54:40.000 First of all, I don't think that's been established.

00:54:42.000 If it was established, of course it would bother me.

00:54:44.000 Are we going to get to the facts of my client's case?

00:54:47.000 Let me just ask you one last real adult question first, because you're traveling around the country as a commentator on politics, and I'm interested to know what you think.

00:54:55.000 I don't think that's illegitimate.

00:54:57.000 So it has not been established that Carter Page was spied on?

00:55:01.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:55:02.000 How many times are you going to ask me the same question?

00:55:04.000 I've already stated that in my view, I don't believe that President Obama has been shown to have authorized the spying, quote-unquote, the Obama administration.

00:55:13.000 Why dodge the question?

00:55:14.000 Look, you traveled here with policy advisors who've worked on other campaigns to the show to do that.

00:55:18.000 I have no idea.

00:55:19.000 I think you'd be ready for a simple question.

00:55:21.000 I didn't travel here with policy advisors.

00:55:22.000 Can I ask you, let me ask you a question.

00:55:24.000 No, I don't think you're asking.

00:55:25.000 Why don't we get a TV show and then you can ask?

00:55:26.000 No, but I've asked you a simple question.

00:55:29.000 You're not answering that question.

00:55:30.000 Why is it that you don't call Donald Trump the creepy porn president?

00:55:33.000 He's the one that had sex with a four-month-old son at home with my client.

00:55:38.000 Sex with a four-month-old son?

00:55:40.000 But you have that I object to.

00:55:42.000 Hold on.

00:55:43.000 You don't want to acknowledge it.

00:55:44.000 Acknowledge that.

00:55:44.000 Acknowledge it.

00:55:45.000 Do you believe that he had sex with the president?

00:55:46.000 Yes, I do.

00:55:47.000 I've said that on the airport's lives.

00:55:49.000 But let me ask you.

00:55:49.000 I'm not sure if you're a American people, and you're okay.

00:55:51.000 Okay, with that.

00:55:51.000 Do you think it's okay if the president lies to the American people?

00:55:54.000 Settle down.

00:55:54.000 Let me finish my question to you.

00:55:57.000 What is the crime, the harm, the injury to your client by Donald Trump?

00:56:03.000 As far as I understand, this was a consensual sexual relationship.

00:56:06.000 And yes, I believe it occurred.

00:56:07.000 I don't know that, but it seems like it did.

00:56:09.000 I'm willing to believe that it did.

00:56:11.000 But it seemed consensual, and then she was paid at the end of it.

00:56:15.000 And yet you, and by the way, I'm not attacking Stormy Daniels.

00:56:18.000 I feel sorry for her.

00:56:19.000 I feel she's being exploited.

00:56:20.000 You've attacked her for six months.

00:56:21.000 I feel that you and others are exploiting her.

00:56:23.000 So I feel bad for her.

00:56:24.000 But I'm wondering what the injury is.

00:56:25.000 I think you demean her repeatedly.

00:56:27.000 And I think you're a hypocrite.

00:56:29.000 So let me ask you what the injury is.

00:56:31.000 If you want to talk about the case, I'm asking you the core question in the case.

00:56:36.000 What is the injury to Stormy Daniels?

00:56:39.000 The injury is, is that the agreement that was entered into was not adhered to by Michael Cohen and Donald Trump.

00:56:45.000 They did not fulfill their end of the bargain.

00:56:48.000 Now, do you want to talk about the injury to the American people?

00:56:51.000 The lies and the...

00:56:54.000 You believe you just went off in this moral lecture about how it was wrong for the president to have an adult wearing a $1,000 suit.

00:57:02.000 Why?

00:57:02.000 She wants to, Tucker.

00:57:04.000 She wants to perform.

00:57:04.000 This is America.

00:57:05.000 This is America.

00:57:06.000 And guess what?

00:57:07.000 If a woman wants to perform in a strip club, she does so. 1.00

00:57:10.000 But you're getting rich.

00:57:12.000 I'm not getting rich.

00:57:14.000 Even though people like you demean her.

00:57:16.000 You demean her.

00:57:17.000 You're the one who's porn training.

00:57:19.000 You're the one that refers to her consistently as a porn star and is to me as a creepy porn lawyer. 0.99

00:57:24.000 And meanwhile, you give the president.

00:57:26.000 Meanwhile, you give the president a pass who had unprotected sex with the porn star with a four-month-old son at home.

00:57:33.000 Well, you are a moralizer for a guy who does what you do.

00:57:35.000 No, I don't.

00:57:37.000 You are a little moralizer.

00:57:38.000 You're like, we're in church now with a four-month-old son.

00:57:41.000 Okay, I'm officially shocked by Donald Trump's behavior.

00:57:43.000 I had no idea.

00:57:44.000 It blew my mind.

00:57:45.000 But answer my question.

00:57:46.000 Why are you rich and your client is working in CD strip clubs?

00:57:49.000 Sir, do you have any idea how much money I've earned?

00:57:51.000 You're on every cable show.

00:57:52.000 You're running for president now.

00:57:54.000 I have no idea.

00:57:54.000 Well, I know that you haven't paid your taxes because you've got over a million dollars worth of money.

00:57:58.000 That's ridiculous.

00:57:59.000 You don't even know that.

00:57:59.000 That's not true.

00:58:00.000 You don't even know you're over a million dollars.

00:58:02.000 Those are your facts, Tucker.

00:58:03.000 Look, I'm just saying, why is she still?

00:58:04.000 How do you have a show and you're this ignorant?

00:58:06.000 How is that?

00:58:07.000 Here's what I know for a fact is that your client is not thriving.

00:58:10.000 And for you to look at me in the eye and say she wants to perform in strip clubs with people throwing stuff at her is insulting to her. 1.00

00:58:16.000 People don't do that unless they have no choice or she just likes it.

00:58:19.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:58:20.000 Tucker, now you're the defender of my client.

00:58:22.000 You don't know anything about it.

00:58:23.000 It's about it.

00:58:23.000 You're exclusive.

00:58:24.000 You don't know anything about my client experience.

00:58:26.000 I know that she's working in a strip club out of the picture. 1.00

00:58:28.000 Let me finish.

00:58:28.000 Can I finish?

00:58:29.000 Please do.

00:58:30.000 All right.

00:58:30.000 I've done a remarkable job for my client, and she'll be the first one to tell you that.

00:58:35.000 And had you listened to any of her interviews or seen any of her comments, you would know exactly what she thinks of me.

00:58:43.000 I'm not done.

00:58:44.000 I am not exploiting my client.

00:58:46.000 I'm representing my client to the absolute.

00:58:52.000 Pretend to be a booker from CNN to get through to you.

00:58:55.000 That's disgusting.

00:58:56.000 Why don't you show me?

00:58:58.000 Why don't you respect my client and me and stop calling us a porn star?

00:59:05.000 Here we go.

00:59:05.000 Finally, if you've got that big of a problem.

00:59:08.000 Do you have that big of a problem?

00:59:09.000 Here we go.

00:59:09.000 Making fun of porn.

00:59:14.000 Oh, you busted me.

00:59:15.000 Actually, made a humiliation porn.

00:59:16.000 That's why I watched you on CNN.

00:59:18.000 No, but when's the last time you viewed porn?

00:59:23.000 Then I realized.

00:59:24.000 Ideally, Ryan, you would have pulled up that clip, and then we would have had the sunglasses lowered down and the joint in his mouth.

00:59:30.000 Oh, the thug life.

00:59:31.000 It's important to show that whole clip because we see what Avenati does, and he got caught for it.

00:59:39.000 We'll see what happens with Stormy Daniels.

00:59:41.000 He's probably going to take a plea deal.

00:59:42.000 We'll see what happens to this other massive case of all of his embezzling and other bullshit.

00:59:49.000 And I'm excited.

00:59:52.000 I'm excited he's going to jail.

00:59:53.000 They've been throwing our guys in jail for too long.

00:59:56.000 And do me a favor, guys.

00:59:58.000 At the end of the show today, you see Max and John.

01:00:00.000 Write them a letter.

01:00:02.000 Send them stuff.

01:00:03.000 You know how easy it is to send them stuff?

01:00:05.000 You go to Amazon, you buy it, and then when it's shipped to, you just put in their address.

01:00:09.000 It gets to them.

01:00:10.000 They thank me all the time.

01:00:12.000 You put in the VIN number in the name.

01:00:14.000 It might take a couple of tries because it's weird to put like his name and his VIN number on one line and all that stuff.

01:00:20.000 But send them a book.

01:00:21.000 Not about prison, obviously, but, you know, war books.

01:00:28.000 My experience has been John is more into patriotism and history, founding fathers type of stuff.

01:00:37.000 And Max is more into goofball stuff.

01:00:39.000 Like I sent him the hate collection with Peter Baggy.

01:00:41.000 Also, remember, John's an artist.

01:00:43.000 He's really, that drawing and stuff is great for him.

01:00:46.000 He just lost six months of his early time for drawing a proud boy, God forbid.

01:00:52.000 But any sort of drawing instruction books, John loves.

01:00:56.000 I got him a subscription to Cartoons magazine.

01:00:59.000 That was great.

01:01:00.000 He wants to learn how to draw cars.

01:01:02.000 And then Max, just goofball stuff, funny stuff.

01:01:06.000 He's a funny guy.

01:01:07.000 He's also bodybuilding a lot.

01:01:10.000 So maybe a book on bodybuilding that doesn't involve crazy weights.

01:01:14.000 But yeah, even the smallest note makes such a huge difference.

01:01:17.000 And if you're really ambitious and you're a really good person, you'll get the JPEG app, J, letter J, P-A-Y, and that has an email function in it where you can send them emails and send them money.

01:01:29.000 All on your phone.

01:01:31.000 Pull that up.

01:01:33.000 So people see how easy it is.

01:01:36.000 Maybe you can show on my phone.

01:01:40.000 And Mercedes, too.

01:01:44.000 She thinks she's going to get murdered. 0.99

01:01:46.000 She's got COVID and the doctor in charge of the thing is her ex, who hates her.

01:01:54.000 So you look at that.

01:01:54.000 Look at the JPEG app.

01:01:56.000 You got send money as an option.

01:01:58.000 You got emails.

01:01:59.000 You can videogram, snap, and send.

01:02:01.000 I don't bother with that kind of stuff.

01:02:03.000 There it is.

01:02:05.000 Let's check the mail.

01:02:07.000 A little early for the mailbag.

01:02:10.000 Oh, it's from John Kinsman.

01:02:12.000 I don't think he'd mind me reading this.

01:02:14.000 I'll be selective.

01:02:16.000 Hey, Gavin, yeah, it's frustrating losing my certifications for inspecting steel and welding, but my mindset has kind of changed lately.

01:02:21.000 Everything happens for a reason, and that includes shit hitting the fan as well.

01:02:24.000 I know you've heard the saying, that which does not kill us makes us stronger, and you need to go through hell to get to heaven.

01:02:29.000 There's a lot of sayings conveying that message because it's true. 0.99

01:02:32.000 Another good one is, when you're going through hell, keep going.

01:02:38.000 You take a piece of gold ore and it's just an ugly rock with a couple of sparkles.

01:02:42.000 To really make it worth something, it needs to go through fire.

01:02:44.000 If this appeal also fails, it will off the record.

01:02:48.000 I don't tell them that.

01:02:50.000 But we saw their appeal.

01:02:52.000 Three black female judges.

01:02:54.000 They could have been gods in there.

01:02:57.000 They could have cured cancer while they were in there.

01:02:58.000 The whole case could have had fake evidence, and they were still going to throw the book at them.

01:03:07.000 If this also feels, I'm still about halfway through my bid with my good time.

01:03:11.000 I'll get out of here.

01:03:11.000 And when I do, I'll know me and my family have been through the fire.

01:03:14.000 It's my responsibility now to work really hard, shed my weakness, and prepare for my release.

01:03:19.000 I'm excited to see what I accomplish when I'm out.

01:03:23.000 So four years is usually 3.6 years.

01:03:27.000 Halfway through his bid.

01:03:29.000 So what's three?

01:03:33.000 Hold on a sec.

01:03:35.000 So all clear, 3.6 times 12 equals 43 months.

01:03:41.000 Divided by 2 equals 21 months.

01:03:44.000 So he's got 21 months left divided by 12, 1.8 years.

01:03:49.000 Jesus age Christ.

01:03:51.000 Still two more years to go for kicking Antifa, the protected class. 1.00

01:03:57.000 That's called Antifa privilege.

01:03:59.000 Oh, wait, I didn't finish the letter.

01:04:00.000 Sorry about that.

01:04:04.000 What a fucking mess.

01:04:05.000 It's obviously a very sensitive subject for me, so I get sidetracked.

01:04:10.000 Thanks for blah, blah, blah.

01:04:12.000 Thank you very much for scoring me a job opportunity.

01:04:14.000 That was a viewer who heard about it.

01:04:15.000 The only class in here is actually a pretty good class.

01:04:17.000 It unfortunately doesn't provide any welder qualification papers, but those are easy to get if you have the skill.

01:04:22.000 Just welding some steel plates, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:25.000 I know DC is a clown show, but I have hope that the majority of people realize how bad Biden is and bring that mindset to the midterms.

01:04:31.000 I've also been hearing about Republicans learning Spanish, which is pretty necessary because what Democrats say in Spanish is not all what they say in English.

01:04:39.000 I'm hopeful that Democrats are about to learn just how conservative these Latinos really are.

01:04:43.000 That's what we need, is a right-wing Univision.

01:04:48.000 Normal old, like, fucking Ryan Rivera's grandparents, they don't get exposed to the mega truth.

01:04:56.000 They just see the Univision bullshit.

01:04:59.000 Right, Ryan?

01:04:59.000 They don't watch Univision.

01:05:02.000 But ABC and they don't speak Spanish no more.

01:05:08.000 They don't speak Spanish?

01:05:09.000 Your Puerto Rican grandparents don't speak Spanish?

01:05:12.000 I told you this before, but when they came here, they made it a point to not speak Spanish and just speak English.

01:05:17.000 They were taught that.

01:05:19.000 And they'll slip into it.

01:05:20.000 They'll say a couple of words here and there, like, you know, when they're thinking, they'd be like, like, just little things like that.

01:05:28.000 It's just all that.

01:05:29.000 Well, that's unique, obviously.

01:05:30.000 Every other Dominican Puerto Rican I talk to say their parents and grandparents only watch Univision bullshit and have never heard of anyone like not even you know Dave Rubin Jordan Peterson type of things they just think Trump is a racist who wants to kill them I'm hopeful the demo yeah maybe I'm just being hopeful that this Karl Marx echo chamber doesn't reflect the outside world but I can't believe the actual American people are as ridiculous as these punts and politicians want them to be anyway keep in touch and that's just a handy little email on your phone the letter jpay.com

01:06:32.000 you want a pizza or something a pizza he said what's trying to buy his pizza you're in the greatest city of all time with the greatest pizza of all time but uh what's it papa john's or yeah he's a great guy yeah buddy can if you want to get me a pizza can you send it to the year 1988 when i was living at some shitty house with a bunch of dudes and we were all broke i don't need a pizza at the age of 50.

01:11:22.000 the jews i'm not allowed to do that joke so you can't do irony how's that fuck you and b wait what's this gap here oh that's the screen uh And B, it's not really a good look to brag about your incredible influence over children. 0.92

01:11:39.000 This is not camera two.

01:11:41.000 That is camera two.

01:11:43.000 All right, let's go.

01:11:44.000 Pride on the progress we've made over these past years.

01:11:46.000 There's still work to be done.

01:11:48.000 So to those of you out there, Ryan, every video you've played today starts at one or two seconds in.

01:11:54.000 Can you fix that, please?

01:11:55.000 As we celebrate pride on the progress we've made over these past years, there's still work to be done.

01:12:00.000 So to those of you out there who are still working against equal rights, we have a message for you.

01:12:06.000 You think we're sinful?

01:12:08.000 Pause.

01:12:09.000 Working against gay rights. 0.99

01:12:11.000 What are you talking about?

01:12:12.000 We're working against gay. 1.00

01:12:14.000 I don't want gays to be able to buy a house. 1.00

01:12:16.000 I don't want gays to be able to become cops. 1.00

01:12:18.000 Like, what?

01:12:19.000 What rights are we not giving you?

01:12:21.000 What are we taking away from you?

01:12:24.000 You don't want the right to marry? 0.99

01:12:26.000 You know what, homos? 1.00

01:12:27.000 You don't want the right to marry. 1.00

01:12:28.000 That was a lie.

01:12:29.000 You tricked us.

01:12:33.000 You say we all lead lives you can't respect.

01:12:39.000 But you're just frightened.

01:12:41.000 Wrong.

01:12:42.000 You think that we'll corrupt your kids if our agenda goes unchecked?

01:12:47.000 No, no, no.

01:12:48.000 Sorry.

01:12:48.000 Stop.

01:12:49.000 Do your agenda.

01:12:50.000 Go bananas with it.

01:12:51.000 I don't like you bringing it into the classroom.

01:12:54.000 Or having Drag Queen's Story Hour with my kids.

01:12:56.000 Or having kids on stage at a gay bar and having money thrown at them.

01:13:01.000 Or that little fabulous kid from Montreal.

01:13:04.000 What's his name again?

01:13:06.000 Alexander the Wonderful or whatever the fuck his name is.

01:13:09.000 That stuff freaks us out.

01:13:30.000 Warn about San Francisco.

01:13:32.000 Make them wear pleated pants. 0.99

01:13:34.000 We don't care.

01:13:37.000 We'll convert your children. 0.98

01:13:41.000 We'll make them tolerant and fair.

01:13:44.000 At first, I didn't get why you'd be so scared of us turning your children into accepting, caring people, but I see now why you'd have a problem with that.

01:13:53.000 Just like you worried, they'll change their group of friends.

01:13:58.000 You won't approve of where they go at night.

01:14:01.000 You know what this joke is like, by the way?

01:14:03.000 It's like saying, yeah, I'm going to fuck your child right in the ignorant attitude.

01:14:11.000 Yeah, I'm going to rape your kid. 1.00

01:14:13.000 I'm going to rape away the racism and the prejudice and flush that down the toilet so he's just a perfect tolerant kid.

01:14:22.000 Not a good pun.

01:14:23.000 And it also reminds me of the liberals when they go, you're right, we are going to take your guns.

01:14:28.000 And that wasn't being sarcastic.

01:14:30.000 So I don't know if you guys should go near sarcasm.

01:14:33.000 It's kind of a third reel for you, especially when it's talking about sex and kids.

01:14:37.000 Not really a great PR move there, dudes.

01:14:41.000 They've totally scrubbed this from the internet.

01:14:43.000 And when you put it up on YouTube, you get a copyright violation.

01:14:45.000 Why don't you make me a little guy so we can see this without lines in it?

01:14:49.000 Yeah.

01:14:51.000 Desmond is amazing, isn't it?

01:14:53.000 Desmond is amazing, yeah.

01:14:55.000 Who, by the way, just looks like Milo now.

01:14:59.000 Milo is amazing.

01:15:01.000 Yes.

01:15:02.000 Oh, and you'll be disgusted.

01:15:04.000 So grow.

01:15:05.000 When they start finding things online that you've kept far from their sight.

01:15:11.000 Like information.

01:15:13.000 Guess what?

01:15:14.000 You'll still be alright.

01:15:18.000 We'll convert your children. 0.98

01:15:20.000 Yes, we will.

01:15:21.000 Reaching one and all.

01:15:23.000 There's really no escaping it.

01:15:25.000 Cause even grandma likes through Paul.

01:15:28.000 And the world's getting kinder.

01:15:31.000 Gen Z's gayer than Grinder. 1.00

01:15:33.000 Learn to love, learn to vogue, face your face.

01:15:37.000 Gen Z is gayer than Grinder. 1.00

01:15:40.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:15:44.000 The world's getting kinder.

01:15:46.000 Gen Z is gayer than Grinder. 1.00

01:15:48.000 So there's more gays. 0.95

01:15:50.000 So kids are being converted.

01:15:52.000 I thought the implication here was that you're being sarcastic.

01:15:55.000 It's a misdirect.

01:15:56.000 And you're converting them to good people.

01:15:59.000 But you just said that there's now more gays than ever, implying there is some sort of gay conversion going on.

01:16:06.000 Huh.

01:16:10.000 Someone's got to teach them not to hate.

01:16:14.000 We're coming for them.

01:16:18.000 We're coming for your children.

01:16:24.000 We're coming forth.

01:16:27.000 Stop.

01:16:28.000 You know, every time I do, like, I'm talking with Zeke Heiling and all Zeke Heil to discuss it, I always joke about that better not get taken out of context.

01:16:35.000 Are you aware of how much these clips are going to be taken out of context?

01:16:39.000 In fact, Ryan, write it down.

01:16:42.000 That's a video drop.

01:16:46.000 Next time we talk about like Drag Queen Story hours for your children, we can just have, we're coming for your children.

01:16:52.000 Little side note here that's not very irrelevant, but these guys are very good at singing.

01:16:58.000 There's not one person off key here.

01:17:01.000 I'm very impressed.

01:17:02.000 That's a terrible singer. 1.00

01:17:04.000 It's something I envy.

01:17:06.000 But too bad you're wasting your talent on pedophile jokes.

01:17:10.000 What did I say about pedophile jokes like this entire year?

01:17:13.000 It's the only area that seems to be okay.

01:17:16.000 Can't do Muslim jokes, can't do Jewish jokes, can't do black jokes, can't make fun of refugees or anyone that's not white males, but you can really fuck a kid. 0.67

01:17:26.000 That's hilarious.

01:17:39.000 They already do to a fault.

01:17:44.000 Then soon they're almost with the colours of the city.

01:19:16.000 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

01:19:22.000 Popping blisters to own the libs. 0.99

01:19:26.000 Wow, that was literally gay.

01:19:28.000 You know, I'm looking at all those gays and I'm like, I don't get that. 1.00

01:19:32.000 Like, how does their aesthetics work?

01:19:34.000 There were some really ugly guys in that thing.

01:19:36.000 If someone's ugly and has a huge dick, is he still popular?

01:19:39.000 Like, in our society, in heterosexual society, ugly people are persona non grata. 0.87

01:19:44.000 And beautiful people can be stupid. 0.99

01:19:45.000 That's why so many hot chicks are morons. 1.00

01:19:48.000 But do they have the same thing?

01:19:51.000 Like, I've heard Andy Cohen on Sirius talk about how unbelievably hot a guy is.

01:19:58.000 But I think they're sort of apathetic about looks to a certain extent.

01:20:01.000 I mean, I know the young guys have to be buff, but I think if an old guy buys you like a purse, he'll just blow him and stay at his house or if he takes you to Mexico or something.

01:20:10.000 I don't know, and I don't want to know.

01:20:11.000 I'm getting kind of nauseous just talking about it.

01:20:13.000 But that reminds me, though, I saw this chick on Instagram, and she's like Christu Dragoon or something. 1.00

01:20:24.000 And it's a Mexican boy who's half Asian, just like you, Ryan.

01:20:28.000 Oh, sorry, this is 2-4.

01:20:30.000 And I'm looking at him, and it's just, he looks very feminine because he's had a nose job and a lip job. 0.61

01:20:36.000 But like, that's, so you can see the Mexican, you can see the Ryan Rivera there, right?

01:20:42.000 But imagine a nose job and a lip job on Ryan and then growing his hair long.

01:20:48.000 But look at a different, let me see the next one.

01:20:51.000 So that's who this gay guy is, right? 0.92

01:20:54.000 And then you look at any other picture on the thing, and it's this like heavily maked up, hot chick, right?

01:21:04.000 And she's, he's dating now, right?

01:21:09.000 He was just on Barstool Sports.

01:21:10.000 That's how I saw him.

01:21:11.000 I'm just living my life as a trans person.

01:21:14.000 And I'm so embarrassed to even be showing this video, but it's reality.

01:21:21.000 It's what's fucking happening in the world.

01:21:23.000 I try to be strong for you guys and hold my head up high and act like I'm not terrified that something like this will happen to me.

01:21:32.000 This is how trans people die. 1.00

01:21:34.000 This is how trans people die. 1.00

01:21:36.000 It just takes that one ignorant transphobic comment to you.

01:21:39.000 No, that's not what it is.

01:21:41.000 It's black guys are either they know you're already like that and they're mad at themselves or they're drug addict dealers and they kill people all the time and you get caught up in that lifestyle because you like thugs. 1.00

01:21:52.000 Tell the security.

01:21:52.000 Or in the case of 2.5, maybe you trick a guy.

01:21:58.000 Maybe you trick some black dude to come back to your place. 1.00

01:22:03.000 You go to his place and then he finds out after he's fucked you that you just made him gay. 0.95

01:22:08.000 And in particularly homophobic communities like black communities and Hispanic communities, not really white communities, although that's who gets blamed for all this.

01:22:16.000 Go to 25.

01:22:17.000 This is disturbing.

01:22:18.000 This is how to rape men. 1.00

01:22:21.000 And it may or may not lead to you getting killed if you're trans. 1.00

01:22:26.000 Be sure to lubricate first.

01:22:27.000 Use a fragrance-free one.

01:22:28.000 Be sure to dilate one prior since you'll be very tight at four months.

01:22:32.000 Do not, and I repeat, do not let him go down or he will clock you.

01:22:35.000 I had plenty of stealth sex and can sure your men want to go down.

01:22:38.000 Also, no fingering.

01:22:39.000 So you had an irritation or something, three depth.

01:22:42.000 I don't know your depth, but usually men can right away sense something off like a wall at the end.

01:22:46.000 Oh, so this is after you had your penis removed, how to not tell a guy. 0.69

01:22:51.000 If this is your case, tell you have a diaphragm for position.

01:22:55.000 Four positions.

01:22:55.000 Oh, these are numbered.

01:22:56.000 Sorry.

01:22:57.000 Four.

01:22:57.000 Position.

01:22:58.000 Since you didn't had sex, you probably know your best position yet from behind is usually the best.

01:23:03.000 But if you're comfortable at him looking close at you, go missionary. 0.94

01:23:06.000 Five, most important, take command.

01:23:08.000 Since it's your first time, you probably don't know, but men are really pushy.

01:23:11.000 He'll want to touch you there.

01:23:12.000 He'll want to finger you and rest sure he will bang the shit out of you. 1.00

01:23:16.000 So take command and control the whole thing and never let him go crazy.

01:23:20.000 Keep pepper spray in your bag every time.

01:23:22.000 Six, if things go downhill, never disclose who you are.

01:23:25.000 Never.

01:23:26.000 If you notice something is wrong, say you had surgery to fix some kind of problem down there.

01:23:30.000 Now, I know it's a lot.

01:23:31.000 I know most of their girls will tell you to hesitate. 0.99

01:23:33.000 But if that's what you want to do, go for it.

01:23:35.000 Check your nerve.

01:23:36.000 First, take a Zan and have a good time, girl.

01:23:40.000 Jesus H. Christ.

01:23:42.000 And look at the person who put that up.

01:23:46.000 It's a monster.

01:23:48.000 Yeah, it's a drought life fail.

01:23:50.000 So go back to that previous girl.

01:23:51.000 So here's what I don't understand.

01:23:55.000 You're into ch, you're into do, you're gay. 1.00

01:23:58.000 No, go back to the previous one, 2-4.

01:24:00.000 For fuck's sakes.

01:24:01.000 Yeah, I clicked it out and it fucked me over here.

01:24:04.000 You're into you're gay and you're into feminine guy, effeminate guys. 0.99

01:24:08.000 I kind of get that.

01:24:09.000 But when you look at this Nikita Dragon chick and she's all done up, she looks exactly like a hot chick, but that's with tons of makeup and plastic surgeon and everything. 1.00

01:24:19.000 But she has a dick. 1.00

01:24:20.000 Now, you know, she has a dick. 1.00

01:24:24.000 Do you like that dick?

01:24:27.000 And I don't get the makeup of someone who loves Everything about women. 0.99

01:24:31.000 I love their femininity. 0.59

01:24:32.000 I love her petiteness, her long hair, her beautiful breasts, her delicate skin, her fingers.

01:24:37.000 I also am a kind of a cock kind of a guy.

01:24:40.000 How could you be into chicks and a cock? 1.00

01:24:42.000 Is my point.

01:24:43.000 And then, say you are, Ryan, you should be showing other pictures of her.

01:24:47.000 I'm trying to line them up so I can compare myself to her.

01:24:52.000 Yeah, okay, that's a waste of time.

01:24:54.000 Let's show the people what I'm talking about here.

01:24:57.000 That's your job to show people what I talk about.

01:25:01.000 So you're into that.

01:25:02.000 You love that.

01:25:03.000 You also love yourself a good dick once in a while.

01:25:08.000 Now, with all the estrogen, I don't think they get much of a boner.

01:25:11.000 So it's not like you're getting reamed.

01:25:13.000 I don't know if you suck it.

01:25:14.000 Do they play with it at all?

01:25:15.000 Do they jerk off their little weird estrogen penis? 1.00

01:25:18.000 And then, if they're trans, they probably want to cut it off at some point, right? 1.00

01:25:23.000 So are you sad then?

01:25:24.000 Because I thought you were into chicks who have penises. 1.00

01:25:27.000 Can you stop showing the same farts?

01:25:29.000 Is this about farts?

01:25:30.000 I just want to know if this is about farts.

01:25:32.000 This is dragon smells.

01:25:33.000 There's a dragon and then a fart emoji.

01:25:44.000 Hi, dragons.

01:25:45.000 For this dragon smells, instead of reviewing a perfume, I'm going to show you.

01:25:50.000 Let's take some calls.

01:25:52.000 I think you have diabetes and you're low blood sugar or something.

01:25:55.000 What's my blood sugar?

01:25:56.000 Yeah, low blood sugar.

01:25:58.000 Not so drolly far.

01:25:59.000 I'm Don Imers.

01:26:02.000 So now, oh, let's do the thanks for calling thing.

01:26:05.000 Is that a song that they made for the show?

01:26:08.000 And by the way, when I say thanks for calling, cut them off like zap. 1.00

01:26:12.000 Zap. 0.91

01:26:12.000 I'm going to get a beer. 0.91

01:26:18.000 You are on the air.

01:26:21.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:26:23.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.

01:26:26.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:26:28.000 You have one thing.

01:26:29.000 Thank you for calling.

01:26:30.000 It's great hearing from you.

01:26:32.000 All right, next call.

01:26:46.000 Ezra called me the other day.

01:26:47.000 Did I tell you that?

01:26:49.000 No, I didn't know that.

01:26:51.000 He said, nice fucking studio, guy.

01:26:54.000 You really take a licking and keep on dicking.

01:26:57.000 I said, thanks, dude.

01:26:58.000 So do you.

01:27:00.000 I go, I love your lawfare thing you're doing.

01:27:02.000 Fucking suing everyone who calls you a Nazi.

01:27:04.000 He goes, no, we're suing anyone who calls anyone who's not a Nazi a Nazi.

01:27:11.000 Great.

01:27:14.000 They took that video down, by the way, the gay video. 0.95

01:27:17.000 The original poster took it down.

01:27:19.000 Yeah, that's why I said on the show they took down this original post.

01:27:23.000 The video, they took it down.

01:27:25.000 But wouldn't that make them so sad they worked very hard on it like that?

01:27:27.000 And they're probably shocked.

01:27:28.000 They're like, why would they take it down?

01:27:31.000 I don't know.

01:27:31.000 Why are you commenting on something I said 20 minutes ago?

01:27:34.000 It's a bye time.

01:27:35.000 It's called showmanship.

01:27:37.000 Holly's on the line.

01:27:39.000 Hi, Holly.

01:27:43.000 This is Colleen.

01:27:44.000 Yep.

01:27:45.000 That's usually how it goes.

01:27:46.000 Okay.

01:27:48.000 I just wanted to say that I thought that Ryan's grandparents probably don't speak Spanish because my boss is from Paraguay and he didn't teach his kids Spanish because it was just instilled in them not to speak Spanish when they came here to,

01:28:08.000 you know, be American.

01:28:10.000 So his kids don't even know how to speak Spanish and they're 50 to 40.

01:28:14.000 Yeah, that's pretty rare though.

01:28:16.000 That's like the conservative ones.

01:28:17.000 I have a cousin, a Mexican cousin who can't speak Mexican for shit. 1.00

01:28:23.000 I don't think he's ever even been there.

01:28:24.000 He's a Scottophile because he's half Scottish.

01:28:28.000 But for the most part, they live in their own little bubble.

01:28:32.000 Like you're talking about not just the assimilated Hispanics, but the assimilated conservative Hispanics who are happy to be here and love America.

01:28:40.000 That's not that common.

01:28:44.000 Well, that's bad.

01:28:45.000 All right.

01:28:45.000 Thanks for calling.

01:28:46.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:28:47.000 Be sure to wear your heels when we fuck. 1.00

01:28:53.000 Justin.

01:28:53.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:28:55.000 There we go.

01:28:57.000 Justin?

01:29:00.000 Hey, man.

01:29:01.000 What's going on?

01:29:01.000 Hello?

01:29:02.000 Hey, how are you doing?

01:29:03.000 Hey, guys.

01:29:03.000 How are you tonight?

01:29:04.000 Fantastic.

01:29:05.000 Good.

01:29:05.000 Hey, Gav.

01:29:06.000 I just wanted to get your thoughts on that.

01:29:10.000 There's like 20 plus churches that are burning said blaze in Canada.

01:29:14.000 And kind of want to, what do you want to think, what you thought about that and kind of the effect of what happens in the United States.

01:29:21.000 And then real quick, that Asian Janey that you were showing earlier, did you notice the Satan emblem on her necklace? 0.86

01:29:31.000 That was kind of weird.

01:29:32.000 Yeah, that is weird.

01:29:34.000 Here's the narrative.

01:29:36.000 And I have to admit, just like gay marriage, I fell for it at the beginning. 1.00

01:29:39.000 The narrative is that they discovered all these graves with little kids that the church murdered in the 1800s.

01:29:47.000 And the Indians are mad. 1.00

01:29:48.000 The First Nations people are mad. 1.00

01:29:50.000 So they are burning the churches down in revenge.

01:29:54.000 And in a way, it's sort of like January 6th.

01:29:56.000 You go, well, that's dumb, but I get it.

01:29:58.000 But that's not the truth at all.

01:30:00.000 They are not mass children graves.

01:30:02.000 These are graves where Indians were given land that happened to have a cemetery on it.

01:30:06.000 And then when the Indians died, they don't have tombstones. 0.96

01:30:09.000 They just have a little thing to mark the spot.

01:30:12.000 So it looks like a mass grave, but it's not a mass grave.

01:30:15.000 And it's not Indians destroying these churches.

01:30:18.000 It's Antifa who have been waiting patiently for an excuse.

01:30:22.000 And the prime minister, Justin Trudeau, loves it because he goes with the first narrative.

01:30:28.000 And he says, good.

01:30:29.000 I actually sent you notes on this, Ryan.

01:30:32.000 He's like, I understand their rage, the Indians' rage, because that's his whole thing.

01:30:37.000 In fact, he did a photo op the other day where he's posing by an Indian grave with a fucking tiny teddy bear that he must have bought and brought along as a prop.

01:30:46.000 And he's on his knees, like crying for this dead Indian kid, which isn't a dead Indian kid. 0.86

01:30:52.000 It's some old lady who died of old age and justifying these attacks. 0.98

01:30:56.000 But Ezra Levant, speaking of him, he has videos of Antifa, stupid, dumb, middle-class white girls throwing paint all over these churches. 1.00

01:31:06.000 This is Antifa doing this under the auspices of it being a First Nations political action, and the government is letting it happen.

01:31:14.000 You know why?

01:31:16.000 Because they're pissed off at the churches, like our Polish friend in Calgary, because they said, fuck you to the government, and they questioned the state's authority.

01:31:26.000 And that is an unforgivable sin.

01:31:30.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:31:31.000 Am I looking for First Nations or Trudeau?

01:31:35.000 No, no, in my notes, churches would probably be a smarter thing to search.

01:31:38.000 Search for church.

01:31:39.000 It was in like yesterday.

01:31:40.000 Maybe it wasn't in yesterday's notes.

01:31:42.000 No, yesterday's notes.

01:31:42.000 Okay.

01:31:43.000 Yeah, no, not in today's notes.

01:31:45.000 It's a subject I was going to cover tomorrow, but I just covered it.

01:31:49.000 But it's an amazing example, too, of the narrative.

01:31:51.000 And that's why my wife keeps losing her friends, because they get the first version.

01:31:56.000 Her husband started a hate group.

01:31:58.000 They go roaming the streets hurting non-whites because they're white supremacists and they have led to division in this country.

01:32:06.000 And that's why we're having an American divorce.

01:32:08.000 And they were at the insurrection.

01:32:09.000 They were at Charlottesville and they're white power, crazy Nazis.

01:32:13.000 And they go, got it.

01:32:14.000 I hate her and her husband and her family. 1.00

01:32:16.000 One of the girls that dumped my wife said, I have a real problem with your family's politics. 0.96

01:32:24.000 Like, my youngest boy doesn't even know what proud boys are.

01:32:28.000 And all my other kids know is that I'm being vilified.

01:32:36.000 Peace Tower flag to remain at half staff on Canada Day.

01:32:38.000 In remembrance, Prime Minister has been facing amount of pressure from community scholars to call off Canada Day.

01:32:43.000 Yeah, that was a while ago.

01:32:44.000 That was July 1st.

01:32:45.000 I've been lugging this story around.

01:32:47.000 What does he say?

01:32:48.000 As people across the country continue to honor the Indigenous children who lives were taken far too soon.

01:32:53.000 Like the Prime Minister of the country runs with the first version of Events.

01:33:00.000 And as we reflect on the tragedy of residential schools, I have asked that the flag on the Peace Tower remain at half mast for Canada Day.

01:33:07.000 You're such a fucking dunce.

01:33:10.000 My brother knows him.

01:33:12.000 He has Down syndrome.

01:33:16.000 Not my brother, Justin.

01:33:18.000 He was worried about his...

01:33:19.000 They were camping and he was worried about their carbon footprint with the fire.

01:33:26.000 Meanwhile, mosquitoes in Canada in the spring are so fucking insane that you better have a fire.

01:33:31.000 You better have some smoke or you're going to get eaten.

01:33:34.000 You'll just be bones the next morning.

01:33:38.000 Now we got Matt.

01:33:41.000 What's up, Matt?

01:33:43.000 Which is the bald eagle.

01:33:46.000 Gavin, I'm wondering if you saw that Andrew Cuomo's daughter, Michaela Cuomo, who is a total smoke show, now identifies as a demisexual. 1.00

01:33:54.000 So demisexual mattresses. 1.00

01:33:55.000 Thanks for coming.

01:33:57.000 We mentioned that on the other show.

01:33:58.000 You got to watch all the shows if you're going to ask me if I've covered anything.

01:34:02.000 She went from enjoying threesomes to coming up with a new thing she invented called, I'm sexually attracted to people I have a connection with. 1.00

01:34:12.000 Which is, I'd say, 12.

01:34:16.000 Well, men are sexually attracted to pretty much everyone.

01:34:20.000 And women are only sexually attracted to people they have a connection with. 0.97

01:34:26.000 Then we got Bernhands.

01:34:31.000 What's up, guys?

01:34:32.000 What's up?

01:34:32.000 So I've got a theory, and I think that Gavin's incident this weekend is kind of proving it.

01:34:39.000 So I believe that retardation is a virus that's transmissible. 1.00

01:34:44.000 The time that Gavin has spent with Ryan on a daily basis dealing with his retardation is starting to slowly take him over. 1.00

01:34:54.000 When you sit and think about you put a lighter down the barrel of a Roman candle, it's kind of akin to pulling the trigger of a gun.

01:35:06.000 Or looking in the barrel to see if the bullet is still in there.

01:35:10.000 Yeah, it's...

01:35:10.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:35:11.000 It's kind of similar.

01:35:12.000 It's not as dangerous, but it's similar.

01:35:15.000 And then to top that off, you put that hand that was severely burned in a public toilet.

01:35:28.000 Yeah, I actually don't think that was so stupid.

01:35:31.000 That's a bowl of cold chlorine.

01:35:35.000 It's actually cleaner than a bathroom sink.

01:35:40.000 All the bacteria is in the sink.

01:35:43.000 What's in the bowl has been sitting in chlorine.

01:35:45.000 It's not like there was a turd floating around.

01:35:50.000 You don't know what's on the rim of the bowl and like all that.

01:35:52.000 Yeah, I wasn't rubbing the rim of the bowl with my open wound.

01:35:54.000 But anyway, that's a great theory.

01:35:56.000 Thanks for calling.

01:35:57.000 There is something going on with my brain.

01:35:59.000 Remember about 10 episodes ago, we had an episode where I go, I think I might be stupid.

01:36:04.000 Yeah.

01:36:04.000 And then I've been wandering into rooms and then forgetting why I'm in the room.

01:36:09.000 Or my wife will tell me something like, can you pick up our daughter at her friends?

01:36:13.000 And I'll go, yeah.

01:36:15.000 Can you leave now?

01:36:15.000 Yes.

01:36:16.000 And then I'll go, where am I going?

01:36:20.000 Where is she getting picked up?

01:36:22.000 And she'll say things like, whoa.

01:36:26.000 How does that make you feel?

01:36:27.000 Or I thought it was pugilistic dementia for a while, but I said to that one of the gym there, am I going, am I like turning into punch drunk?

01:36:34.000 And he goes, you're a pussy. 1.00

01:36:36.000 You barely spar and you get hit in the head like once a week.

01:36:40.000 Pugilistic dementia is sparring hours a day.

01:36:45.000 Oh.

01:36:46.000 And having a 40-year career.

01:36:48.000 And being good at it.

01:36:49.000 But how's this for retarded? 1.00

01:36:50.000 We got a new Land Rover.

01:36:52.000 I upgraded from the previous one.

01:36:53.000 I was going to get the fucking Defender.

01:36:59.000 I was saying, let's do it.

01:37:00.000 Let's splurge. 0.97

01:37:01.000 Let's have one insanely expensive car.

01:37:03.000 We'll have it for the rest of our lives.

01:37:04.000 Whatever.

01:37:05.000 And it's like, it can get up to like 80, 100 grand.

01:37:08.000 And I took it for a test drive and I was like, this thing is fucking gay and ugly. 1.00

01:37:12.000 And I said to my wife, if we're going to spend that kind of life-changing money, I want to be like, I open up the garage door at night when I'm tired and just take it in.

01:37:22.000 Like my Rolex.

01:37:23.000 I could just stare at that if I'm on the train, just look at it.

01:37:27.000 I'll never regret this purchase because it's so Fucking beautiful or this studio.

01:37:32.000 Like, if nothing's going on at the house, I'm like, I'm going to go in the studio and do some work.

01:37:37.000 I love it here.

01:37:38.000 It's fucking paradise.

01:37:39.000 It's perfect.

01:37:39.000 The key is yellow.

01:37:43.000 But anyway, that's off at a tangent, which is also a sign of stupidity.

01:37:46.000 But so we're going to trade in our old Land Rover for the new one.

01:37:51.000 And it's like they stopped making them in 2018.

01:37:54.000 You should see them now.

01:37:55.000 They're fucking hideous.

01:37:56.000 But it's the last models they made.

01:37:58.000 So I get into my car, the BMW, and to go pick up the car.

01:38:04.000 And then I come back in the house after and I go, what am I doing?

01:38:08.000 You'll have to come with me because I can't drive the car there.

01:38:11.000 And then I'll have two cars.

01:38:13.000 And she goes, what?

01:38:15.000 Like, I'm Ryan and she's me?

01:38:17.000 And I go, I can't take, like, what am I going to do?

01:38:20.000 Put the BMW in the trunk?

01:38:22.000 What?

01:38:22.000 What were we thinking, honey?

01:38:24.000 And she goes, you take in the old car that we just emptied and cleaned and everything.

01:38:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:38:31.000 And that's what a trade-in is.

01:38:33.000 Oh, no.

01:38:34.000 I get it now.

01:38:35.000 And they get to keep the old car because you traded it in.

01:38:39.000 Gotcha.

01:38:41.000 I think you're better literally at everything than me.

01:38:45.000 And so maybe even at being retarded, which is bad. 0.96

01:38:48.000 I just got a lot going on these days.

01:38:50.000 So unlike the nutty professor.

01:38:53.000 Before or after the swig of the serum.

01:38:56.000 I was thinking about Jerry Lewis.

01:38:58.000 You're thinking of Eddie Murphy.

01:39:00.000 Didn't they both have that swig serum thing?

01:39:02.000 I don't know.

01:39:03.000 They both drank a thing.

01:39:04.000 I'm lying.

01:39:05.000 Nice.

01:39:05.000 I don't remember the Jerry Lewis.

01:39:08.000 Hi, ladies. 1.00

01:39:11.000 It's kind of cringy, but it's classic.

01:39:15.000 Hello, how you doing?

01:39:18.000 Hey, Gav, I did my job.

01:39:21.000 I have two wonderful kids.

01:39:23.000 Nice.

01:39:23.000 They're both married off.

01:39:25.000 They both bought houses.

01:39:27.000 I got my grandson on the way.

01:39:29.000 My question is, is it ever going to get better?

01:39:35.000 How old are you?

01:39:36.000 You sound young.

01:39:38.000 Your age.

01:39:38.000 We're the same age.

01:39:39.000 Fuck, you did it right, dude.

01:39:41.000 I wish I had done it as early as you.

01:39:43.000 So what do you mean?

01:39:44.000 Are you still busting your ass?

01:39:46.000 I'm a fag.

01:39:46.000 I only got two.

01:39:49.000 Do you have to support them still?

01:39:50.000 What do you mean better?

01:39:51.000 Is it not fun?

01:39:53.000 No, no.

01:39:55.000 Like, we have our favorite TV show in the world.

01:39:57.000 I won't get into what it is.

01:39:59.000 And I'm watching it, and all the girls are guys, and all the guys are girls.

01:40:03.000 Like, the girls are talking about how they bang everybody and how they're going to bang everybody, and the guys are all timid.

01:40:11.000 Oh, I'm caught up now.

01:40:13.000 Clown World, yeah.

01:40:14.000 You know, I saw something that really stuck with me.

01:40:16.000 I think it was a tweet.

01:40:18.000 And they were talking about that kid from Chicago, probably 21 years old.

01:40:23.000 He's home from school, from university.

01:40:25.000 He's on the train.

01:40:26.000 He's just been in the city.

01:40:28.000 He's going back to the burbs.

01:40:29.000 There's some bullshit gang fight.

01:40:31.000 And a bullet goes from the ground up through, up on the overground tracks.

01:40:36.000 You know, in Chicago, it's up elevated.

01:40:39.000 And goes through the window and shoots him dead.

01:40:43.000 And someone said, there's going to be a bona fide, not a bullshit neocon thing, not this fake CPAC thing, maybe not full-on America first, but something real.

01:40:54.000 There's going to be a bona fide right-wing movement within the next three to five years as the pendulum swings back.

01:41:00.000 I mean, that's been history.

01:41:02.000 We've dealt with this shit before with the hippies, and we've dealt with the global alarmists.

01:41:09.000 So we're just in the worst.

01:41:11.000 I mean, Jesus Christ, if we were on a swing right now, as far as swinging to the left, we'd be at that part in the swing where you're like, I think I'm going to fall or we're going to get so high that the...

01:41:21.000 Yeah, is it going to go all the way around?

01:41:24.000 Is it going to start going all the way to the back?

01:41:25.000 Yeah, there's going to be so much.

01:41:26.000 There's going to start getting slack on the chain and I might hit the pole at the top.

01:41:32.000 Like, I'm worried about breaking my neck right now.

01:41:35.000 I'm at 45 degrees or more.

01:41:39.000 It's a concern, but I would be optimistic.

01:41:42.000 We've been through much worse, and I think we'll all look back at this time and laugh.

01:41:46.000 And we'll also remember who betrayed us, who was a pussy, and who stuck to their guns. 0.98

01:41:53.000 All right, man.

01:41:55.000 Thanks for coming.

01:41:56.000 You know, like I've noticed that among my friends, all the liberal celebrities, of course, fucked off and pussied out.

01:42:03.000 But then there's conservatives like Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter, who are more man than any, almost any of my male friends as far as like the American divorce.

01:42:14.000 But ain't no woman. 0.99

01:42:15.000 It's a man.

01:42:16.000 Michelle Malkin getting attacked, literally physically attacked at a talk, standing by Nick Fuentes and America First and Ann Coulter standing by the Proud Boys and both of them refusing to kowtow.

01:42:26.000 And even when the heat was at its worst, worst, and you said the word Proud Boys and you got banned, they were like, yeah, I'll talk about it on my show.

01:42:34.000 Tell me what happened.

01:42:35.000 Tell me who Zanoa Kinsman is.

01:42:38.000 They're rare.

01:42:39.000 But the good thing about this stage of the game is you look around you and it's only ride or die niggas. 1.00

01:42:47.000 Like I know everyone on my text chain.

01:42:49.000 If I look at my phone and I look at the past like 20 people, they're all, I could show up at their home with a dead prostitute in the car and they'd go grab a shovel and say, okay, let's go. 0.90

01:43:02.000 Let's do this.

01:43:03.000 Jim Goad, the Proud Boy, I can't say, Jacob Wall, ex-Proud Boy, Fleckis, the dude, the whistleblower from Facebook, Maddie, of course, the owner of my local bar, an ex-vice chick who worked there as a secretary in the early aughts,

01:43:20.000 Kumia, Omega Dad, Omega Dad Chat, Gavin Wax.

01:43:28.000 I mean, these are all real deal dudes.

01:43:33.000 I would trust them.

01:43:35.000 If I was going to be, if there was a hit out on me, the owner of my boxing gym, Curtis, Steve McGrew, he's a Southern comedian, and I was in trouble, I would leave my kids at any of these guys' houses, Joe Biggs' lawyer, James O'Keeffe, Ezra Levant.

01:43:53.000 And I would feel safe.

01:43:55.000 Except for this cocksucker. 1.00

01:43:58.000 I'll even kiss the men.

01:44:04.000 I told him to go fuck himself when I told him how dangerous it is for me to be in the city.

01:44:08.000 And he goes, whatever, man.

01:44:09.000 Hate begets hate.

01:44:10.000 Stop hitting and things will slow down.

01:44:12.000 I just said, We're done.

01:44:13.000 Go fuck yourself.

01:44:14.000 I've known him since 1984.

01:44:16.000 And his last text to me is, Pussy, talk to me. 1.00

01:44:19.000 You always say this is sport.

01:44:20.000 What round are we in?

01:44:22.000 Who's up against the roof?

01:44:23.000 Ropes.

01:44:24.000 We've come this far, dude.

01:44:25.000 What the fuck?

01:44:27.000 I don't know, dude.

01:44:28.000 I'm like 37 strikes and you're out.

01:44:36.000 That's got to be probably the greatest drop of all time.

01:44:39.000 It really is.

01:44:42.000 How prescient was it, too?

01:44:44.000 The way he says, fuck you, is so punchy and powerful.

01:44:49.000 I think he might have had a hair lip when he was a kid because his lips are kind of weird and it helps emphasize his points.

01:44:55.000 But that must have been 2012 or something.

01:45:01.000 That's 10 years ago almost.

01:45:05.000 He predicted all of this, 100% of it.

01:45:08.000 And to a T, not roughly.

01:45:11.000 All the people that have gone out there against the mainstream media and said, you're going to call us racist.

01:45:17.000 You're going to call us potential Timothy McBays.

01:45:20.000 Fuck you.

01:45:25.000 War.

01:45:32.000 Makes me want to just grab a gun and hit the streets.

01:45:37.000 It's pretty intense, man.

01:45:39.000 Fuck you.

01:45:40.000 You know that I just, like the people in this community and in south side of Chicago and East New York, like it is kind of intense.

01:45:48.000 I never thought of it before, but that's their lifestyle.

01:45:51.000 Like war.

01:45:55.000 Like they go out every night.

01:45:56.000 It's not a noble war like you're fighting the Nazis in World War II. 0.66

01:45:59.000 It's some bullshit gang beef.

01:46:01.000 But that still must be kind of exciting.

01:46:03.000 Like you're with your boys in the hood.

01:46:05.000 You could die tonight.

01:46:08.000 And you're just like, if I see fucking the Gomez brothers or anything, I'm going to put a bullet in their fucking head.

01:46:14.000 I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat. 1.00

01:46:17.000 Or they might shoot me in the head.

01:46:19.000 That's our lifestyle.

01:46:20.000 I will eat your ass. 1.00

01:46:23.000 I haven't talked to Anthony Wilde.

01:46:24.000 I mean, Alex Jones in a while.

01:46:26.000 Do you think he's mad about that?

01:46:27.000 No.

01:46:27.000 Why didn't he call me when he's in New York?

01:46:29.000 That hurt my feelings.

01:46:31.000 Look at my feelings.

01:46:32.000 Was he busy?

01:46:33.000 Or maybe he just.

01:46:36.000 All right, let's take another call.

01:46:37.000 Maybe it was quiet for him.

01:46:40.000 Look at what he did to my feelings.

01:46:41.000 They're crushed.

01:46:45.000 We got Alex on the line right now.

01:46:47.000 That is another ride or die nigger, by the way, Alex Jones. 1.00

01:46:49.000 Hell yeah.

01:46:51.000 Alex.

01:46:53.000 What's up, dude?

01:46:54.000 What's up, blood?

01:46:55.000 Hey.

01:46:57.000 I'm calling.

01:46:59.000 You know how Ryan has been trying to get that police shooting video.

01:47:02.000 Hasn't been able to get accepted to see it?

01:47:05.000 Yeah.

01:47:07.000 Oh, there's this website.

01:47:09.000 It's called Funker530 where there's a bunch of videos like that that you could probably use for your show.

01:47:16.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:47:18.000 That was a cool tip.

01:47:19.000 Funker530.

01:47:20.000 God, cops are into the darkest shit.

01:47:23.000 Every time a cop sends me a website like that, what was that, crazyshit.com or something?

01:47:28.000 I'm like, no, I know there's a lot of rape porn, but on the second page, there's some good fights.

01:47:34.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:47:35.000 I think what they do is they try to anesthetize themselves.

01:47:40.000 So they're not scared out in their patrol cars when they're going to check something out.

01:47:44.000 There's a lot of war stuff, a lot of veteran stuff.

01:47:46.000 This is a drone strike.

01:47:49.000 Sorry, I've seen action movies.

01:47:51.000 I need a better res.

01:47:55.000 The thumbnail looked like pretty close up.

01:47:57.000 It just looks like people being turned into body.

01:47:58.000 Look at the splat.

01:48:02.000 Must be kind of fun.

01:48:03.000 Oh, my God.

01:48:04.000 Golly, the body parts.

01:48:05.000 Oh my God.

01:48:08.000 The Americans are coming. 1.00

01:48:09.000 The Americans are coming. 1.00

01:48:12.000 Next.

01:48:13.000 Possible faces.

01:48:14.000 My name is 239.

01:48:19.000 Hello.

01:48:20.000 Hello.

01:48:22.000 Hi.

01:48:23.000 What's up, Gab?

01:48:24.000 What's up, dude?

01:48:28.000 So I remember back in the old Gavin McKinnon show days, you talked about people whose faces that made you so mad that, like, I remember Jeremy Piven was one of them, if I remember correctly.

01:48:41.000 Lynn Manuel Miranda is another one.

01:48:45.000 What's his name?

01:48:45.000 The Scottish guy, Alan Cummings.

01:48:49.000 I just want to murder him.

01:48:52.000 I have another one for you.

01:48:54.000 Okay.

01:48:55.000 Have you heard of, he's like a YouTuber.

01:48:58.000 Ryan might have heard of him.

01:48:59.000 His name is Anthony Fantano.

01:49:01.000 Oh, yeah.

01:49:03.000 Okay, let's check it out.

01:49:06.000 He made a video not too long ago during the January 6th meandering.

01:49:10.000 Remember when Ariel Pink, right?

01:49:12.000 It was on your website and everything?

01:49:14.000 Yes, he has like a little blurb where he talks about the Ariel Pink situation.

01:49:19.000 I'm telling you, when you see his face with his glasses and his mannerisms, you want to jump through the fucking monitor and just fucking.

01:49:28.000 All right.

01:49:29.000 Thanks for calling.

01:49:29.000 We'll check him out right now.

01:49:31.000 It's funny.

01:49:31.000 Brian Stettler has one of those faces and CNN said, you'd be a good guy to lead a show.

01:49:36.000 You know what it is?

01:49:37.000 It's Marxists are so PC.

01:49:39.000 They don't care about looks and they inevitably end up with ugly people.

01:49:43.000 Like you look at any NPR person and you're like, Jesus Christ, you're hideous.

01:49:48.000 And then on top of that, Marxists dress really bad.

01:49:51.000 You'll notice when you see professors from a liberal college, they'll have some shitty blue blazer with like pants that are a different blue and a totally different fabric and like some Salvation Army tie and a gross old leather bag.

01:50:04.000 Like it's part of their Marxism to sort of eschew aesthetics.

01:50:09.000 And they do a fantastic job of it.

01:50:12.000 Given his work high praise, he's gotten growing coverage from Pitchfork and a myriad of other publications in the music world.

01:50:20.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:50:21.000 This is not just a punchable face.

01:50:23.000 He managed to get glasses that turn you into Mike Tyson and then develop these bizarre mannerisms with 50 cent stupid words like myriad that you can tell are not in his day-to-day vocabulary.

01:50:39.000 What a fuck.

01:50:40.000 Even his background is annoying.

01:50:42.000 There's like a pill bottle and some seven inches and a plastic fucking toe cleaner.

01:50:49.000 Yeah, this guy is tremendously popular.

01:50:51.000 He does, you know.

01:50:53.000 But he fucking...

01:50:55.000 You know, he looks like the guy who cried about his rape.

01:50:58.000 Oh, that guy was great.

01:51:00.000 I get him confused with him all the time.

01:51:03.000 That bald Canadian who said he was raped by that super famous chick now, who is blonde. 0.88

01:51:09.000 She did a This is America female version. 0.99

01:51:12.000 That's the girl that raped him. 1.00

01:51:14.000 No, beat him.

01:51:16.000 Beat him.

01:51:17.000 They got in a fight and she like threw a box of shoes at him.

01:51:20.000 And then he talked about it.

01:51:21.000 He's like, this was really hard for me to talk about.

01:51:23.000 But as he's talking about it, he keeps going like this.

01:51:27.000 And I don't think he realizes that women do that because their mascara is running and they don't want it to pour down their face onto their clothes.

01:51:35.000 Men don't need to do this, dumbass.

01:51:38.000 You can go like this if you're crying.

01:51:40.000 Nicole Arbor.

01:51:41.000 Nicole Arbor's ex.

01:51:43.000 She's on our buddy's show.

01:51:49.000 Not wrong opinion.

01:51:50.000 Who's the guy who's Elijah?

01:51:51.000 Elijah Schaefer's show.

01:51:53.000 Nicole Arbor goes on there for... 0.82

01:51:54.000 She's actually pretty smart and pretty based. 1.00

01:51:56.000 Yeah, and pretty based.

01:51:57.000 She's pretty based. 0.68

01:51:59.000 Well, she doesn't like fatties, which is usually the step one of getting red-pilled. 1.00

01:52:03.000 When you go, you're out of shape.

01:52:05.000 Yeah, you look like shit.

01:52:07.000 Let's see more of him, though.

01:52:08.000 Okay.

01:52:09.000 Yeah, I just found this guy.

01:52:10.000 I'll save him.

01:52:11.000 There he is.

01:52:14.000 That's a gay guy.

01:52:19.000 Matthew Santoro, Anthony Fontelle.

01:52:21.000 Okay, now you have to find Matthew Santoro crying.

01:52:23.000 I will be.

01:52:25.000 You don't want to punch him, though.

01:52:26.000 His career, he's a punchable face.

01:52:29.000 But Matthew Santoro is a laughable face.

01:52:35.000 Miley Cyrus, Azealia Banks, MGMT, Avalanches, Wise Blood, Jest Tony.

01:52:41.000 He needs a few pool hats.

01:52:43.000 His talent and his influence was most definitely undeniable.

01:52:48.000 But that also came along with a very spotty public image.

01:52:51.000 As Ariel has a history of making outlandish or insensitive comments in interviews, he's had public breakdowns during live shows.

01:52:59.000 Oh, look, you can tell by the reflection on his glasses that he's reading a script, but he's pretending that it's just off the dome.

01:53:06.000 But what essentially got the ball rolling on the destruction of Ariel's career at this point, I mean, I'm no Stradamus, but his music career doesn't really seem viable past this point as a result of what's transpired over the past few weeks.

01:53:20.000 But this is all connected to the events that happened at the Capitol on January 6th.

01:53:25.000 Okay, shut up. 0.99

01:53:26.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:53:27.000 He's right that Ariel Pink's career is over.

01:53:29.000 He thinks that's reasonable.

01:53:32.000 We don't.

01:53:33.000 But isn't that amazing that a musician's career is over because he was at a pro-America rally where people were supporting the former president and that's it.

01:53:45.000 I mean, a lot of them were mad that they think the election was stolen.

01:53:48.000 But as far as like the impetus to go there, the history books outside of bias, it was a celebration of Trump and America.

01:53:58.000 Of course, there was anger there because their guy just lost.

01:54:01.000 But it was like, we love Trump.

01:54:03.000 Our guy just lost.

01:54:04.000 We love him, but we're mad.

01:54:06.000 That's basically the gist of it.

01:54:08.000 And half the country loves any president.

01:54:11.000 Every president's about 50-50, right?

01:54:14.000 The guy in the middle always wins.

01:54:17.000 So a musician's life is over because he went too close to the middle.

01:54:22.000 You know what?

01:54:22.000 Oh, I'm so glad I remembered to say this.

01:54:24.000 I've been thinking about this all day.

01:54:26.000 I've noticed a new trend here where they go, you're a white supremacist.

01:54:30.000 You're a Nazi.

01:54:31.000 And you go, oh my God, this is a big misunderstanding.

01:54:34.000 I just, I'm a patriot.

01:54:36.000 I want normal borders.

01:54:37.000 I like President Trump.

01:54:40.000 I don't care like what race is what race.

01:54:42.000 And you marry whatever you want, all that stuff, legalize drugs, all that.

01:54:47.000 I just like Trump and I love America.

01:54:48.000 And I think that we're getting a little too woke.

01:54:53.000 I'm kind of worried about where education is going and, you know, high taxes and socialism.

01:54:59.000 And you know what they say when you finally explain yourself?

01:55:04.000 They go, yeah, that's what I said.

01:55:07.000 You're a white supremacist.

01:55:09.000 And you go, oh, okay.

01:55:11.000 So you know what my politics are.

01:55:14.000 And you're still saying that.

01:55:15.000 Yeah.

01:55:17.000 All right.

01:55:19.000 Where do we go from here?

01:55:21.000 I guess to fuck you land?

01:55:25.000 So it's hard to get the original video, but I think he definitely took it down.

01:55:31.000 Oh, I clicked the red post.

01:55:32.000 But there's people that have uploaded.

01:55:35.000 One of them is the Young Turks. 0.55

01:55:37.000 Rape at all.

01:55:38.000 Nothing like that is alleged.

01:55:41.000 Probably no jokes or fun in this.

01:55:43.000 Yeah, this is not going to be the comedic angle.

01:55:45.000 I remember that's definitely the one.

01:55:47.000 I remember his shoes are in the shot.

01:55:50.000 And this individual that I was with forced me to push everybody out of my life.

01:55:59.000 I pushed all my gay boyfriends, my family away. 1.00

01:56:05.000 I pushed my closest friends away.

01:56:08.000 And it wasn't always explicit.

01:56:10.000 It wasn't always like, push that person away, push that person away, delete them off social media.

01:56:16.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:56:17.000 Mostly with females.

01:56:18.000 This individual that I was with was extremely jealous.

01:56:22.000 Okay.

01:56:23.000 Viciously jealous.

01:56:25.000 If I had a female friend, I must have been cheating on her with them. 1.00

01:56:29.000 I'd been cheating on them the whole time.

01:56:32.000 I had to cut every female out of my life, out of social media, delete every number out of my phone. 0.76

01:56:39.000 Who are they going to go shopping with?

01:56:40.000 It's called a serious relationship.

01:56:43.000 If I told my wife I was going camping with my friend Leslie this weekend, I think she'd go, no, you're not.

01:56:50.000 She even get to where he cries.

01:56:54.000 And I lost my friends.

01:56:56.000 I lost my jewel.

01:56:58.000 We're not going anywhere.

01:57:00.000 At which point, I was hit in the face.

01:57:04.000 They cut up before the crime.

01:57:06.000 Okay.

01:57:06.000 So these fucking elites.

01:57:08.000 I have.

01:57:10.000 So you're still shocked that he was hit in the face.

01:57:11.000 They're going to get all seriously.

01:57:13.000 I don't want to see them.

01:57:14.000 Jesus Christ.

01:57:15.000 Imagine their shit take on that.

01:57:18.000 So we don't have him crying.

01:57:19.000 That's unfortunate.

01:57:19.000 Let's take another call.

01:57:21.000 All right.

01:57:22.000 I'm so sad that we don't have him crying that I'm starting to cry.

01:57:25.000 We got.

01:57:26.000 He did this too.

01:57:27.000 Women look at their eyes after to see if they've absorbed mascara. 1.00

01:57:31.000 And he was doing that.

01:57:33.000 He had no mascara on, obviously.

01:57:35.000 And he was like...

01:57:37.000 Because he was like mimicking a woman. 0.85

01:57:41.000 This is 727 online.

01:57:44.000 What's up, dude?

01:57:46.000 Hey, Gav, what's going on?

01:57:48.000 I'm doing a show.

01:57:51.000 Oh, no shit.

01:57:56.000 I just want to say, as a big fan of comedy, it's very frustrating to be right-wing because I listen to these podcasts and they eventually, of course, all the time, they say Trump supporters are racist and all this.

01:58:10.000 And you just lie there and pick England because there's, let's be honest, Steven Crowder isn't very funny.

01:58:16.000 You're really one of the only ones.

01:58:17.000 You get you and Ryan Long.

01:58:20.000 And I just, I don't know why.

01:58:21.000 But dude, dude, Ryan Long's not right-wing.

01:58:24.000 He's probably a liberal if you really got into it.

01:58:27.000 He probably doesn't even like Trump.

01:58:28.000 But he's seen as right-wing because he'll make right-wing or jokes that are not alt-left.

01:58:34.000 It's the exact same with Kyle Dunagan.

01:58:36.000 They think he's right-wing because he made fun of Joe Biden.

01:58:39.000 He doesn't like Joe Biden or Trump.

01:58:41.000 He makes fun of both of them.

01:58:43.000 But you're either 100% with the far left or you're 100% against them.

01:58:48.000 Sure, yeah.

01:58:49.000 That's a great point.

01:58:50.000 I just don't know when we're going to switch over from this, where if someone comes out as any, like what's his name from those Adam Sandler movies, he can't work again.

01:59:03.000 You know, it really is frustrating.

01:59:05.000 Yeah.

01:59:06.000 What about Nick Cearcy?

01:59:07.000 Can he work again?

01:59:08.000 Rob Schneider, you're talking about.

01:59:09.000 Yeah.

01:59:10.000 Thanks for calling.

01:59:11.000 Rob Schneider, yes, sir.

01:59:12.000 Yeah, it's a strange phenomenon, but it has to change at some point.

01:59:16.000 I mean, it can't go on like this.

01:59:17.000 The pendulum has to swing back because people like good comedy.

01:59:22.000 And people think shit's crazy now.

01:59:26.000 We've only just begun, as Curtis Mayfield would say.

01:59:31.000 We are at the point where, like, everyone said with this last election, this is a turning point for America, right?

01:59:38.000 Now we've gone beyond the turning point.

01:59:40.000 So now we're falling rumbling off the cliff.

01:59:43.000 And it's we definitely, beyond the shadow of a doubt, cannot take eight more years of Biden and Kamala Harris.

01:59:49.000 That's the end of America.

01:59:50.000 The same way it's the end of Britain with this Muslim invasion of Luton. 1.00

01:59:54.000 And you go to Birmingham, it's indistinguishable from Lahore, Pakistan. 0.89

01:59:59.000 It's a Muslim city.

02:00:00.000 Now, we don't have any of those kind of problems yet.

02:00:03.000 Muslims are 1% of the population here.

02:00:05.000 But we're getting to that level of cultural decimation.

02:00:10.000 So eight years, you might as well just fucking, I don't know, build a cabin in the woods and arm yourself to the teeth.

02:00:19.000 But the real challenge is in the next four years, getting either DeSantis or Trump set up to win this country back.

02:00:28.000 And then it's going to be like rebuilding after a fucking hurricane.

02:00:32.000 Like we'll have garbage trucks first. 0.94

02:00:34.000 We've got to restore law and order.

02:00:36.000 We've got to free the market again.

02:00:38.000 We've got to take away all these tax problems and extra tax plans and start to drain the swamp again. 0.97

02:00:44.000 It's going to be fucking chaotic.

02:00:46.000 So that's going to be nuts too.

02:00:48.000 Like the next election, the midterms, all of the next four years, trying, because it's one thing when people say there's soil erosion, your house is going to sink.

02:00:57.000 And you go, yeah, yeah, you're right.

02:00:59.000 I've heard a few experts have told us that.

02:01:01.000 I'm concerned.

02:01:02.000 Now it's like, and the house is moving.

02:01:07.000 So now things are really going to get crazy because now we're like throwing stuff out of the house, trying to save what we can, getting the kids out the front door.

02:01:14.000 We don't know how much of this is this going to just fall off the cliff.

02:01:19.000 So it's not like those the year and a half of burning shit down in statues and was like a rocky time.

02:01:26.000 No, it's going to get way crazier.

02:01:28.000 But I am confident that sanity will win.

02:01:31.000 Truth will win.

02:01:32.000 The West will win again.

02:01:35.000 Because these people have no plan.

02:01:38.000 They're just saboteurs.

02:01:39.000 They don't want to like take your marriage where you're both unhappy and set you up with someone who would really love you and treat you right for the husband and some man who will really caress you and care for you.

02:01:51.000 And now we have two better marriages when there was a terrible one.

02:01:54.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

02:01:56.000 They just want you to get divorced. 1.00

02:01:58.000 They want you to be miserable.

02:01:59.000 They literally want you to get divorced, by the way, as a little side note.

02:02:02.000 But they want you to be miserable.

02:02:03.000 They want you to suffer.

02:02:05.000 And that doesn't win in the long run.

02:02:07.000 If you build a better mousetrap, the world beats a path to your door.

02:02:11.000 If you force people to buy a shittier mousetrap, eventually people go, fuck you.

02:02:16.000 I don't want this.

02:02:18.000 And that's where we are with America.

02:02:20.000 So it's a treacherous time, but it's sort of an exciting time because you've pushed 331 million people to their breaking point and they're about to break.

02:02:32.000 Get fired.

02:02:33.000 Get in trouble.

02:02:34.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 09, 2021

GET OFF MY LAWN LIVE #107 - AVENAUGHTY

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