Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 02, 2018


Get Off My Lawn Podcast #94 | I’m literally worse than a thousand literally Hitlers.


Episode Stats

Length

55 minutes

Words per Minute

165.35347

Word Count

9,122

Sentence Count

782

Misogynist Sentences

21

Hate Speech Sentences

59


Summary

On this episode of Thick & Thin I discuss the Mao Zed Zedong and his impact on the communist movement, and why he's not as bad as some people think he is. I also talk about the recent ban from social media by the Department of Justice, and how it might not be so bad in the long-term. Also, I talk about why I don't really care about social media anymore and why it's a bad idea to have a social media account. I mean, if you're a parent, and you don't care about the time you looked super hot in that selfie, then you're not a bad parent, right? I guess we'll just have to wait and see if it sticks around in the public eye for a while, but I'm pretty sure it's going to be a good one. If not, I'm sure you'll agree that it's time to get your social media accounts up and running! Tweet me and let me know what you thought of this episode! Timestamps: 5:00 - Mao Zedong's impact on communism 7:30 - Stalin's legacy 8:15 - Stalin was a bad guy 9:20 - Che Guevara was a good guy 10:00 11:30 Stalin was good guy? 12:00 | Stalin was evil 13:15 14:40 - I don t give a shit 15:20 16:40 17:30 | Who's better than Hitler? 18:15 | Stalin? 19:20 | Stalin wasn t bad? 21:50 | Stalin's name? 22:40 | Hitler was good? 25:00? 26:00 / 27:10 27:00 +33:50 29:00/30? 32:00 Is Mao Zedow? 35:00 Can I be a Nazi? 36:00 Are you a racist? 33:00 What do you think of Stalin a bad dude? 37:00 Do you have a problem? 38: Is he good guy or not? 39:00 My thoughts on Stalin a better guy than Hitler?? 40:00 Should I get a tattoo? 41:10 | Stalin s clothing? 45:00 Or do I have a tattoo of a Nazi shirt? 44:00 I m a white nationalist?


Transcript

00:00:02.000 I'm literally worse than a thousand Hitlers.
00:00:05.000 Literally.
00:00:07.000 But you gotta look at the bright side.
00:00:08.000 That's better than being literally worse than a million literal Hitlers.
00:00:12.000 Right?
00:00:13.000 Literal Hitlers.
00:00:16.000 It's all about the numbers.
00:00:17.000 Actually, it's not about the numbers, because Hitler killed 6 million, but communism has way more dead bodies behind it, and there's no stigma whatsoever with communism.
00:00:29.000 It's cool, especially in New York.
00:00:30.000 You walk around with a shirt with Mao on it.
00:00:33.000 Mao slaughtered 80 million of his people.
00:00:38.000 And that's not a big deal.
00:00:39.000 In fact, if you go to China, you'll see statues of him all over the place.
00:00:44.000 I lived in Taipei for a long time, and I was always baffled by that.
00:00:48.000 Actually, Taipei is Taiwan, so he's not as popular there.
00:00:51.000 They have Chiang Kai-shek everywhere.
00:00:53.000 Who I have a giant tattoo of, by the way.
00:00:56.000 No, in mainland China, which you have to go to every four months to renew your visa,
00:01:03.000 Um, Mainland China has Mao everywhere.
00:01:07.000 Big statues of him.
00:01:09.000 He killed 80 million of you guys.
00:01:11.000 Stalin... At least Stalin has some stigma, doesn't he?
00:01:14.000 Although, no, you see people defending him.
00:01:17.000 Remember that dude Oliver Stone?
00:01:20.000 He did, uh...
00:01:22.000 He did a big article, I think it was a documentary even, that talked about Stalin.
00:01:29.000 It was basically Stalin, he was a Stalin apologist.
00:01:34.000 Joseph Stalin demonized by Russia's enemies.
00:01:40.000 And he didn't get a lot of pushback.
00:01:42.000 In fact, I think the New York Times denied that Stalin committed a genocide and starved all those Ukrainians.
00:01:51.000 And they won, you know, journalism awards for this.
00:01:55.000 So yeah, Stalin's not a bad guy.
00:01:57.000 Mao's not a bad guy.
00:01:59.000 Hitler is a bad guy, just to be clear here, folks.
00:02:03.000 But it's funny how they can call everyone else literally Hitler and then literally have Che Guevara on his shirt who literally shot thousands of people in the head and loved every minute of it.
00:02:16.000 And those people included gays that he didn't like, he was racist, and anyone who seemed like a threat to the new regime.
00:02:24.000 Shot in the head.
00:02:27.000 There's no logic to it, is, I guess, my point.
00:02:31.000 And boy, they've been coming after me.
00:02:33.000 It's funny, too, though.
00:02:34.000 Like, they call me a white nationalist and say I'm the leader of a violent extremist group.
00:02:41.000 That's very damning.
00:02:43.000 That's permanently on your reputation.
00:02:44.000 Neither are true, of course.
00:02:46.000 But being banned from Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, those are, I mean, I was saying to Owen Benjamin, I have two minds about it.
00:02:55.000 One, I don't like this sort of
00:02:57.000 You know, cyber censorship, and big tech getting in bed with the DNC, and making up the word Nazi, and then... See, they make you a straw man, they say you're a Nazi, and violent hate group, and then they say, well, you're banned for being in a violent hate group.
00:03:10.000 And you go, but that's not me, that's your straw man you invented.
00:03:13.000 And they go, take it up with the straw man.
00:03:15.000 And it's kind of a smart way to mess with someone.
00:03:19.000 Because you make the straw man, and then you punish the straw man.
00:03:24.000 Now you're two steps away from justice.
00:03:26.000 First you have to prove you're not the straw man, and then you have to get all your stuff back.
00:03:31.000 Kind of smart.
00:03:32.000 It's like you draw a swastika on someone, put a knife in their hand, and then beat them up.
00:03:37.000 And when the cops come, you go, that Nazi was trying to stab me.
00:03:42.000 But, on a very personal level, I could give a shit.
00:03:47.000 They're apps.
00:03:49.000 I was spending way too much time on them anyway.
00:03:51.000 I was smart enough to download all my pictures on Instagram, but I can't put my kids on Instagram, so I have all my kid pics saved.
00:03:57.000 And that's all you really care about as a parent.
00:03:59.000 You don't care about the time you looked super hot in that selfie.
00:04:03.000 Oh fuck, my gorgeous pictures are gone!
00:04:05.000 Shit!
00:04:07.000 And Twitter's a good way to get news, but I can still go on Twitter Moments and see that.
00:04:12.000 And Facebook I didn't really use.
00:04:13.000 I mean, I was on a group or two where I could see, like, funny viral videos, but you just go to Reddit for that or something.
00:04:21.000 Nazis using Reddit to find funny videos!
00:04:25.000 Stop them now!
00:04:28.000 Um... But it's a funny philosophy that's going on with the DNC.
00:04:33.000 And I don't usually make these political, but we got the elections coming up.
00:04:36.000 This might be the last one I do before the elections.
00:04:39.000 So we might as well just spend a little bit of time on this.
00:04:42.000 I... I'm a... I'm convinced that there's lots of false flags going on.
00:04:46.000 Obviously, mass shootings are all real.
00:04:48.000 I would never deny that.
00:04:49.000 But that doesn't mean you don't use the word false flag.
00:04:52.000 False flag means a thing that happened that was set up
00:04:56.000 And I'm sorry I don't believe this caravan.
00:04:59.000 I think it's all... I'm involved.
00:05:03.000 The caravan... Not the synagogue shooting.
00:05:07.000 Not... Maybe the bombs.
00:05:09.000 I'll put a question mark on the bombs.
00:05:11.000 The fake bombs.
00:05:13.000 But definitely the caravan and me, this was all premeditated.
00:05:15.000 And I'm obviously not saying I'm in the same category as something as massive as the caravan, but there's lots of shit going on at once here.
00:05:22.000 And I think it comes from up above.
00:05:25.000 Maybe not Soros, but the DNC.
00:05:28.000 And they say, look guys, we got a problem.
00:05:30.000 We are acting like unhinged lunatics.
00:05:33.000 And I know that we said that.
00:05:34.000 We said, let's just burn this place to the ground, make Trump look bad.
00:05:38.000 But it didn't.
00:05:39.000 It's making us look bad.
00:05:41.000 And this guy Chadwick Moore came up with jobs, not mobs.
00:05:46.000 And the president tweeted it out and now we're the mobs party.
00:05:51.000 Yeah, but we have been employing Antifa and making them do stuff and employing these radicals to mess with people and throw and attack MAGA hats and all this stuff.
00:06:00.000 Yes, yes, I know.
00:06:01.000 We sort of started this.
00:06:02.000 It's not working.
00:06:03.000 That's the other thing, too.
00:06:04.000 They're a sinister evil group, but they're not very good at it.
00:06:13.000 So they go, we need some political violence from the right.
00:06:16.000 So they go to my event, and it's just, it's weird how premeditated it all was.
00:06:22.000 Like my talk, there was, the venue was being harassed with calls from all over the country.
00:06:28.000 Why do radical leftists in Chicago and LA care about a talk in a tiny Manhattan Republican Club that has geriatrics in it?
00:06:36.000 I mean, the average age there seems to be in the 60s, no disrespect, I love old people, but...
00:06:41.000 There's a lot of oldies at your club.
00:06:42.000 I did a talk there before.
00:06:45.000 No one even knew.
00:06:46.000 No one cared.
00:06:47.000 Tucker was just there.
00:06:48.000 Ann Coulter was just there.
00:06:49.000 There's conservatives there all the time.
00:06:50.000 Way more conservative than me.
00:06:51.000 I don't even do really conservative commentary.
00:06:53.000 I do stand-up, basically.
00:06:54.000 Because I'm not allowed in the clubs anymore.
00:07:00.000 Then they vandalize the venue the night before, sorry to repeat all this.
00:07:04.000 And then, I talked about this already, you look at these well-made signs, beautiful signs, and then Antifa's told to leave, they come back, they pick a fight, they knock guys down, you can see them in the video, this is the part I don't get.
00:07:17.000 Everyone can see the video.
00:07:18.000 You see them getting kicked when they're down, and then the guys that get attacked fight back.
00:07:25.000 Proud Boys fight back and beat them up.
00:07:27.000 So the crime is fighting back too much?
00:07:30.000 And then the kid sitting there who attacked and then lost, the cop goes, are you okay?
00:07:35.000 Do you need any help?
00:07:35.000 And he goes, fuck you, pig.
00:07:38.000 Okay?
00:07:40.000 And that's the end of that.
00:07:41.000 That's how the law works.
00:07:42.000 If two guys are fighting and the cops show up and they go, forget it, it's nothing.
00:07:47.000 That's called play fighting.
00:07:48.000 The cop doesn't get involved if there's no victim.
00:07:52.000 And if the victim says fuck you, that's not a victim.
00:07:55.000 It's like a murder, you need a dead body.
00:07:58.000 Without a body, you don't really have a murder trial.
00:08:03.000 But these guys are facing insane felonies.
00:08:06.000 And that all happened after the fact.
00:08:09.000 So, there was this strange push where all of a sudden, okay, we got something, yes!
00:08:14.000 We got a mob that's not a leftist mob!
00:08:16.000 Alright, so, here's the deal.
00:08:18.000 Gavin McInnes, he's a sinister evil guy.
00:08:21.000 Let's find all these quotes, we can take them out of context and take a bunch of jokes and pretend they were serious.
00:08:26.000 And every time he's made some sort of a double entendre, just strip the first part and make it the second part.
00:08:31.000 Put all that together, right?
00:08:32.000 Alright, now we have the Nazi dude.
00:08:34.000 And, uh, let's make him the leader of the evil street gang that roams the streets.
00:08:39.000 Boom!
00:08:40.000 Cuomo.
00:08:40.000 Boom!
00:08:40.000 Attorney General.
00:08:41.000 Boom!
00:08:42.000 The governor of- of New York.
00:08:44.000 Oh, pew!
00:08:45.000 Release.
00:08:46.000 Same kind of verbiage, too.
00:08:49.000 And they've got their story, and now my family's threatened, and all this stuff, and, you know, they've made me a- a villain overnight.
00:08:56.000 Now, that's not just a normal news cycle.
00:09:00.000 Especially when it just kept going and going and death threats.
00:09:03.000 You know, Antifa had doxed my phone number, gave my phone number all over the place, my address, you know, my place of work.
00:09:12.000 Going to other places of work, the guys who were arrested, attacking their places of work.
00:09:17.000 I mean, just like... Every time I would go take a shower, I'd go check my phone after showering, there'd be like four new major things going down.
00:09:27.000 That doesn't seem a little contrived to you?
00:09:29.000 Especially when... You can see, like, 10,000 hours of my content online.
00:09:37.000 And you can see exactly, um... You can see exactly how I feel about things.
00:09:42.000 I'm obviously not a white nationalist.
00:09:43.000 And then I'd go a little further than that, by the way.
00:09:47.000 Who the fuck is a white nationalist?
00:09:50.000 Like, they don't even think anymore.
00:09:51.000 They just throw around that term.
00:09:53.000 You go, so a white nationalist, I assume, is someone who hates all non-whites and wants America to be exclusively white.
00:10:00.000 Wants to kill them or get rid of them somehow.
00:10:03.000 And that probably includes gays and Jews.
00:10:05.000 They all have to go.
00:10:07.000 Who the fuck thinks that?
00:10:08.000 19 people?
00:10:12.000 Yet, the way they talk about this term white supremacy, white nationalist, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, uh, it's half the country and the president.
00:10:22.000 And you go, I'm, like, young people don't really get this.
00:10:25.000 They don't get that Donald Trump isn't a reality star.
00:10:29.000 It's, he's a reality star to them because they're young and they just know The Apprentice.
00:10:32.000 I remember seeing him in Mad Magazine when I was 10 years old.
00:10:35.000 Like, he's been big since the early 80s on Sally Jesse Raphael on the cover of Playboy.
00:10:41.000 He was always like the New York guy.
00:10:42.000 He's the guy in Home Alone.
00:10:44.000 Oh, so the little kid in Home Alone where he says which way to the Trump Tower or whatever and Donald Trump.
00:10:49.000 There's a Nazi in Home Alone?
00:10:51.000 Remember in Home Alone where there's the Nazi in it?
00:10:54.000 Remember when Muhammad Ali would hang out with a Nazi?
00:10:58.000 Remember that guy?
00:11:00.000 Oh my god, Playboy put a Nazi on the cover of their magazine.
00:11:06.000 I mean, do the math.
00:11:06.000 I don't think these people really believe this.
00:11:09.000 I mean, I feel like if you get three glasses of wine in them and they're alone in their house and they're having some brie, you'd go, so you really think that guy's a white nationalist?
00:11:17.000 What?
00:11:19.000 That Gavin guy?
00:11:20.000 I don't know.
00:11:21.000 No, look, we had to win.
00:11:22.000 It was right before the election.
00:11:23.000 We needed something.
00:11:24.000 Collateral damage.
00:11:25.000 Sorry.
00:11:26.000 And here's where it gets sinister, by the way.
00:11:29.000 So, I don't believe this caravan is organic.
00:11:32.000 I don't believe that, what is it, 2,000 people, 3,000 people just go, hey man, do you want to get together and walk up all of Central America?
00:11:42.000 Maybe rent some 18-wheelers for the long parts and maybe walk for a bit and maybe have a party sometimes.
00:11:48.000 All well-dressed, happily with kids, waving flags.
00:11:52.000 They look like they're on a fun trip.
00:11:54.000 And I think they are.
00:11:55.000 I think someone is funding this, and I think this is where it gets spooky.
00:11:59.000 This is- I'm getting full Alex Jones here.
00:12:01.000 They want conflict at the border.
00:12:04.000 Before Tuesday.
00:12:05.000 They want conflict at the border maybe Sunday?
00:12:08.000 Saturday?
00:12:09.000 Tomorrow?
00:12:11.000 And they don't really want kids to die, but gotta be honest, having a four-year-old Mexican boy face down dead in the dirt with an ice guy standing over him, that gets us the House and the Senate.
00:12:26.000 I know it's horrible, but that's just collateral damage.
00:12:30.000 You know?
00:12:32.000 I'm sorry if that freaks you out, but that's what I think they're saying.
00:12:35.000 I believe that they are
00:12:39.000 They are using all of those people as pawns.
00:12:45.000 This is, by the way, what communists do.
00:12:47.000 This is how they won World War II.
00:12:49.000 They just used people as cannon fodder.
00:12:52.000 The Russians, they had a front line that went from New York to Miami.
00:12:55.000 It was that long.
00:12:56.000 And it was just humans.
00:12:58.000 And the Germans were going insane with guilt, just shooting down people who had no guns.
00:13:04.000 Half of them didn't have boots.
00:13:06.000 Just cannon fodder.
00:13:10.000 Communists don't think about people, they think about concepts.
00:13:15.000 And if Mao has to kill 80 million, so be it.
00:13:19.000 And Hitler was a socialist, by the way.
00:13:21.000 Socialists have to kill 6 million, so be it.
00:13:25.000 Pol Pot, if he has to kill whatever it was, 3,000, big deal.
00:13:30.000 It's about the greater good.
00:13:32.000 They always talk about the greater good.
00:13:33.000 So I honestly believe that something is very sinister about this caravan.
00:13:38.000 So, on a tiny, tiny...
00:13:41.000 Fairly relevant scale, the DNC fucked up my life, or is trying to, with this Nazi white nationalist violent extremist crap.
00:13:51.000 And that's all just to help the elections.
00:13:53.000 And then on a much more serious scale, they're putting thousands of lives in danger to get a good photo that will help.
00:14:02.000 And it's bizarre that they're, you know, just they're all going to hell.
00:14:06.000 Anyone who does this is going to hell.
00:14:08.000 You fuck with my family, you're going to hell.
00:14:11.000 All of the people involved that are putting those little Hispanic kids at risk, they're all going to hell.
00:14:15.000 So you're going to hell for what?
00:14:17.000 The Senate?
00:14:18.000 You're not getting the Senate.
00:14:20.000 The Senate is tight now.
00:14:21.000 The left keeps blowing it.
00:14:23.000 There's about seven competitive seats.
00:14:25.000 I think we'll go up from 51-49 to 55-45.
00:14:28.000 I don't see us losing any seats in the Senate at all.
00:14:31.000 Sorry.
00:14:32.000 The House?
00:14:33.000 We're ahead like 50.
00:14:38.000 You'd need, I think, 31 to get a win.
00:14:40.000 And if you do win, then the house is run by Nancy Pelosi.
00:14:44.000 She's the best punching bag in the history of politics.
00:14:47.000 In fact, she gave away all this shit I'm talking about.
00:14:50.000 She was on Colbert the other day, and she said, We'll tone down the rhetoric after we win.
00:14:55.000 She didn't use those exact words, but that was her point.
00:14:57.000 We'll tone down the rhetoric after we win.
00:14:58.000 In other words,
00:15:01.000 Gavin is not a Nazi.
00:15:03.000 The caravan's not organic.
00:15:04.000 Trump isn't Hitler.
00:15:06.000 We don't believe any of this shit.
00:15:08.000 We're just saying that because it looks good.
00:15:11.000 I mean, the fact that they used this synagogue killing... They went to the Manhattan Republican Club and a bunch of Antifa-wearing yamakas went down there and said, We reject white nationalism and the GOP has to come down here and reject white nationalism.
00:15:24.000 It's getting Jews killed!
00:15:26.000 So they are using that brutal slaughter as a political tool to further their gain.
00:15:30.000 Lots of Democrats are using it all over the country.
00:15:33.000 Like there's no Republican Jews?
00:15:35.000 Like there's no Ezra Levant or Ron Coleman?
00:15:38.000 There's no conservative Jews in the world?
00:15:41.000 The fuck are you talking about?
00:15:44.000 What about all the Israelis who love Trump?
00:15:46.000 What about his fucking daughter, you fools?
00:15:52.000 I think at one point there, maybe it was last year,
00:15:56.000 Every adult offspring of his, not including Barron, not an adult, he's not an adult, was married to or dating a Jewish person.
00:16:04.000 He moved the embassy to Jerusalem and you're there saying Republicans embrace white nationalism, white nationalism, white... I don't think it exists.
00:16:17.000 Like the KKK, they get together in a meeting, they barely fill a living room.
00:16:23.000 Yet it's all we talk about.
00:16:25.000 Look at this!
00:16:25.000 I saw this on MSNBC and I don't usually watch MSNBC, so I'm kind of shocked by all this.
00:16:35.000 Oh, by the way, a couple things before I play this clip I forgot to mention.
00:16:39.000 So yeah, I was going to mention earlier about being kicked off all these different things.
00:16:44.000 Older people go, this is bullshit.
00:16:45.000 Censorship, blah, blah, blah.
00:16:46.000 But young people that I work with go, hey man, how you holding up?
00:16:54.000 Because for them, being kicked off Facebook and Instagram and Twitter would be like having your legs removed.
00:17:00.000 Like, they think I've been shot.
00:17:02.000 Because that's all they do outside of video games.
00:17:06.000 You know, Ryan Katsu Rivera, when he comes up to stay at my place, like when we did that Halloween special, every moment he's not working, he's on his phone.
00:17:15.000 Or he will be at a bar, and I'm not criticizing Ryan, by the way, this is his generation, will be at a bar, and he'll just, I'll be talking to him, and he'll just start scrolling through Facebook.
00:17:24.000 I go, what the fuck are you doing?
00:17:25.000 He goes, oh, I'm just checking Facebook.
00:17:27.000 I go, that's like pulling out a magazine when you're talking to someone.
00:17:31.000 Your phone should never leave your pocket when you're in a bar unless you get a call from your wife and you have to run out so she can't hear that you're in a bar again.
00:17:41.000 I'm gonna do a whole podcast on how I'm gay for men.
00:17:45.000 Because I love their culture so much.
00:17:46.000 Like, a very traditional sign in a bar says, uh, one dollar, uh, uh, he's not here.
00:17:54.000 Two dollars, uh, we don't know where he is.
00:17:57.000 Three dollars, who's he?
00:18:00.000 And it's like, how the bartender will respond when the wife calls?
00:18:04.000 I don't know how you can pay him.
00:18:05.000 So that's one thing I forgot to mention at the beginning of the podcast.
00:18:07.000 Second thing I forgot to mention is I'm going to sue the living shit out of all these people.
00:18:13.000 I don't care.
00:18:13.000 I obviously can't empty my bank account.
00:18:17.000 It's an infinite pool of dough.
00:18:20.000 But I am going to take a large chunk out of the old stock portfolio and just come after everyone involved.
00:18:30.000 Everyone involved.
00:18:32.000 From the big, big names to the little irrelevant bloggers who have been lying and playing games.
00:18:38.000 I am going to come out full force.
00:18:43.000 It's going to get harsh.
00:18:44.000 Anyway.
00:18:46.000 And that's really just for my wife because she's finally pissed.
00:18:48.000 She's a liberal.
00:18:49.000 And she was like, why are you bringing controversy?
00:18:51.000 Why are you bringing controversy?
00:18:52.000 Why'd you say that rude joke?
00:18:54.000 And then the shit hit the fan and a switch went off in her, the mama bear switch, and she's just like, let's destroy them.
00:19:03.000 Finally!
00:19:04.000 Jesus!
00:19:06.000 Anyway, okay, I've been meaning to play this for a while.
00:19:10.000 So this is MSNBC's Dateline, and it's got Princeton professor Eddie Glaude Jr., who overestimated white people.
00:19:19.000 Thinking, like, what he means is he thought they were good, decent people, but they're not.
00:19:23.000 They elected a Nazi.
00:19:26.000 Now, this isn't the Young Turks.
00:19:28.000 This isn't an Antifa blog.
00:19:31.000 Or maybe it essentially is.
00:19:33.000 This is mainstream American news.
00:19:35.000 And I think Rachel Maddow for a while was the number one.
00:19:39.000 I think she's way behind now.
00:19:41.000 But this is basically every mom, every teacher in the country takes this as gospel.
00:19:49.000 You ready for this?
00:19:50.000 I hope the audio comes through nicely.
00:19:52.000 But check it out.
00:19:53.000 I don't know how he's going to react.
00:19:54.000 I don't know how his supporters will react if there's a blue wave.
00:19:58.000 I'm not optimistic.
00:19:58.000 It doesn't need to be a blue wave, but he said in every race that he got involved in, he said this is about me.
00:20:03.000 Right, and what I mean is that nothing is going to get better after this midterm.
00:20:10.000 Everything is going to get more intense.
00:20:13.000 Have you noticed they do this thing to, what was it, there was a Nation of Islam guy,
00:20:18.000 Khaliq Muhammad Jr.
00:20:20.000 or something like that.
00:20:21.000 You know how they all took Muslim names?
00:20:23.000 Or just the letter X?
00:20:24.000 He was Harold X for a while.
00:20:26.000 And he has this black preacher kind of a tone where there's a lot of lists like, Once we were brought here, we were robbed of our name, we lost our religion, our language, our gods.
00:20:37.000 And some of us, by the way, we act.
00:20:39.000 We even lost our minds.
00:20:42.000 Of course, I know that quote from rap songs from Public Enemy.
00:20:45.000 But it's this like,
00:20:47.000 We don't know how far we go.
00:20:48.000 We don't know how far we came.
00:20:50.000 We don't know how far we will go.
00:20:53.000 But one thing we do know is that we will win.
00:20:59.000 It's just not sincere conversation.
00:21:01.000 You don't talk like, you don't talk in lists.
00:21:04.000 Yeah, and it may even get worse, but let me say this.
00:21:07.000 Not only did he not do all the things you just laid out, he introduced birthright citizenship.
00:21:14.000 He doubled down.
00:21:16.000 He doubled down on what motivated, what radicalized Bowers to go in there and kill those 11 people.
00:21:21.000 He doubled down!
00:21:22.000 You hear that?
00:21:24.000 So Donald Trump's rhetoric are the reason that those 11 people died.
00:21:30.000 Nine Jews and two cops, I believe.
00:21:34.000 For the record, I had John Lott on my show, Get Off My Lawn on CRTV.com.
00:21:39.000 For the record, they've done extensive examinations of mass shooters.
00:21:44.000 And the one thing they all have in common is suicide.
00:21:48.000 They are suicidal.
00:21:50.000 And the other thing they have in common is they want maximum carnage, which is basically the same trait.
00:21:56.000 So, I want to end my life, but I want to be famous, and I want to... That's why they did Sandy Hook, because it was little kids, so there'll be more coverage.
00:22:04.000 I want as much coverage and as much death as possible.
00:22:07.000 I choose gun-free zones.
00:22:10.000 I gotta watch it.
00:22:10.000 Every time I do an argument, I assume the character saying it.
00:22:16.000 So you just take all these out of context, as the left loves to do.
00:22:19.000 And now you got me, you know, confessing to mass killings.
00:22:22.000 But, um, yeah, 90% of the time it is, uh, I'm suicidal and I want maximum carnage.
00:22:31.000 Now there's some Venn diagrams here because it's not going to add up to 100, but 11% of the time it's religiously motivated and that's Islam.
00:22:38.000 Only about 3% are Christian.
00:22:40.000 As far as political, like I hate Jews,
00:22:46.000 Less than 2%.
00:22:48.000 Racial, less than 2%.
00:22:50.000 It's not a thing.
00:22:51.000 The thing, the main, main thing.
00:22:54.000 And this is, you know what's nuts?
00:22:55.000 I remember I did an article at Tacky Mag a long time ago called The Death of Math.
00:23:01.000 And my contention was in it that
00:23:04.000 The left, maybe accidentally, I don't know, but the left killed math in that it used to be a very important part of your education and now with new math it's different and it's less stressed and it's not as mandatory when you get to college and it's definitely played down.
00:23:22.000 Like when my dad was a kid, English and the other subjects weren't really, you know, mandatory.
00:23:27.000 It was all about maths.
00:23:29.000 As they say in Scotland.
00:23:31.000 But now they've toned it down.
00:23:32.000 And the beauty of killing math is you can make up boogeymen and no one checks the numbers.
00:23:39.000 So you can say that there is this new trend of Nazi killers.
00:23:44.000 Nazis who kill all over the country.
00:23:47.000 And no one checks the math.
00:23:50.000 That's why the left hates math, because it hates facts.
00:23:54.000 It loves propaganda.
00:23:56.000 So anyway, that's a professor who just said that Trump and his rhetoric led to a shooting in the fucking synagogue.
00:24:04.000 The most pro-Jewish president we've ever had.
00:24:08.000 I didn't think white people would put him in office.
00:24:34.000 What are white people?
00:24:36.000 What are you saying that for in America?
00:24:38.000 Why are you making it a different group?
00:24:40.000 It's like when they say abortion is anti-woman.
00:24:44.000 50%, again with the numbers, slightly under, but about 50% of women are pro-life.
00:24:50.000 It's not a male-female thing.
00:24:52.000 It's a is it a person or not thing.
00:24:54.000 It's an ethical discussion.
00:24:56.000 If it's not a person, then it's okay to kill it.
00:24:58.000 If it is a person, it's murder.
00:25:01.000 As far as the man-woman side of things, they're pretty much 50-50.
00:25:04.000 It's pretty much Christians versus non-Christians.
00:25:09.000 And as far as Trump goes, there's plenty of Jewish support for him.
00:25:14.000 Republicans, there's such thing as black conservatives.
00:25:17.000 Check WalkAway, check Blexit.
00:25:21.000 Like, I don't get this whole monolith.
00:25:24.000 Oh, white people.
00:25:24.000 Yeah, yeah, I know them.
00:25:26.000 What are white people?
00:25:29.000 You're in a white person's show!
00:25:30.000 Hear the preacher thing?
00:25:48.000 Please cry.
00:26:16.000 Are we listening to a sermon or what?
00:26:20.000 This is the news.
00:26:22.000 Like a news show, a panel show isn't supposed to be a sermon.
00:26:27.000 You're supposed to say, do you think we're going to win on Tuesday?
00:26:30.000 You know, I gotta be honest, Nicole, I made a mistake.
00:26:32.000 I, uh, I didn't think Trump was going to win.
00:26:34.000 I, I was too critical of Hillary.
00:26:35.000 I regret it.
00:26:36.000 I regret it.
00:26:37.000 And, uh, who knows, who knows, you know, my, my, my unit, you know, where I stand, I, uh, I don't like the guy and I think he's bad for America.
00:26:45.000 I think his rhetoric is divisive.
00:26:47.000 But, uh, you know, maybe I'm wrong.
00:26:49.000 Not this, like... When we were brought here, we need the young people.
00:26:53.000 We need the people of color.
00:26:55.000 We need...
00:26:57.000 Albino skateboarders.
00:26:59.000 Okay, how is that for a doozy?
00:27:01.000 So he's talking about those two black people that were shot by a racist.
00:27:06.000 One of the most horrific things to happen this year.
00:27:24.000 Just horrible, unthinkable, that two people, just because they're black, are sitting there and they're going to die.
00:27:30.000 But there are about 20 black homicides a day.
00:27:37.000 Approximately 100% of them are black-on-black violence.
00:27:42.000 And there's a... Heather MacDonald wrote a great article about this for the Post, and it was last year.
00:27:49.000 All that kneeling ignores the real cause of soaring black homicides and she breaks down with FBI stats that there's been an increase in black homicides and it's up to almost 8,000 now.
00:28:03.000 So 20 a day.
00:28:05.000 And it's not cops.
00:28:08.000 She says there was about just over 200 blacks killed by cops.
00:28:16.000 I think in that one year, last year or something, 2015.
00:28:19.000 Of those, most of them were armed and it was a dangerous, violent situation.
00:28:26.000 Even when they say unarmed, it's often the guy's driving at a cop with a car or something like that.
00:28:31.000 Or his gun fell from his hand as he was shooting.
00:28:33.000 So when you filter out all of that stuff, you get down to like... Well, when I did my research, I ended up with about six or seven horrible cases where a cop
00:28:45.000 Totally shirked his duty and murdered a black man.
00:28:48.000 But in all of those cases, those cops were in jail.
00:28:52.000 You know, they always talk about, I think it was Abner Louima who had that plunger or broomstick shoved up his ass.
00:28:59.000 All cops hate that cop, by the way.
00:29:00.000 His name's Justin Volpe.
00:29:02.000 He's in prison for life.
00:29:04.000 He's in Florida right now.
00:29:06.000 He didn't get a high five.
00:29:07.000 I saw this sweatshirt that Colin Kaepernick had on and it had different shades of black heads.
00:29:14.000 It went decapitated.
00:29:15.000 It was like a cartoon in it.
00:29:16.000 The darkest shade said life.
00:29:19.000 The lighter shade said 15 years.
00:29:21.000 The lighter shade said probation.
00:29:23.000 Like the whiter guy.
00:29:24.000 And then the cop said paid leave.
00:29:26.000 No.
00:29:27.000 No.
00:29:27.000 Justin Volpe is in prison.
00:29:30.000 You don't get paid leave.
00:29:32.000 But to take those- see, it's just like the synagogue.
00:29:34.000 I mean, he's doing it- he's doing both at the same time.
00:29:36.000 He's taking that horrible murder of those two people and making it about Trump, totally ignoring the math of black homicide, and then he's taking the synagogue murder and also making that about Trump, just to win the election.
00:29:50.000 And the only thing I'm left asking is, how much of this do you actually believe?
00:29:55.000 It's sort of like when Kim Jong Il, the one who's dead, when he died, I was watching the TV like an inch from the screen because I saw everyone crying, but I wanted to see if I could see real tears because I still don't know how much North Koreans believe all this propaganda.
00:30:15.000 And I saw actual tears on the cement.
00:30:17.000 They were on their hands and knees bawling and I saw wet stains on the cement.
00:30:22.000 Now, are they making themselves cry?
00:30:24.000 Or are they really sad that the dictator who was torturing them...
00:30:29.000 By the way, this is about to get a lot crazier.
00:30:52.000 I'm not willing, I can't disagree with that unfortunately, sad as it is, but I'm not willing to let white voters off the hook.
00:30:59.000 I think that they, like the rest of us, should be treated as adults.
00:31:02.000 And I think that there are a large number, I would say a majority, of white Americans in this country who are not just Democrats, but who are...
00:31:09.000 Can you imagine saying this after Obama was elected?
00:31:12.000 I am not prepared to let black people off the hook.
00:31:14.000 I think I overestimated black people.
00:31:17.000 I think black people have a lot of soul-searching to do.
00:31:19.000 And I think they... I think America deserves an apology from black people.
00:31:26.000 I mean, you'd be fired before you were done that sentence.
00:31:30.000 Pardonnez-moi?
00:31:31.000 Like, how is that a mainstream thing to say?
00:31:34.000 We have a Nazi.
00:31:34.000 We have a white nationalist president.
00:32:01.000 So, like Richard Spencer, David Duke.
00:32:03.000 By the way, I keep saying those two names because those are the only ones I know.
00:32:06.000 Those are the only ones anyone knows.
00:32:08.000 Why don't you take out a piece of paper right now and list all the white nationalists?
00:32:12.000 I mean, actually, I shouldn't say that because if you're lefty, you're gonna write Steve Bannon, Donald Trump, everyone who voted for Trump.
00:32:20.000 But, you know, anyone who's sort of been in media and been looking into this and sees names come up,
00:32:27.000 Those are the only two.
00:32:28.000 Oh, and another thing John Lott was talking about with the mass killers, when they do purport to have a political agenda, you look at their canon, you know, their legacy, their work, there's nothing there.
00:32:40.000 Like, the Dylann Roof had a manifesto.
00:32:43.000 That's about as extensive as it gets.
00:32:45.000 Like, I'm sorry to lump Michelle Malkin in with mass murderers, but you look at Michelle Malkin has a political belief system.
00:32:56.000 And if you were to look at her work, you couldn't fit it into a bedroom.
00:33:01.000 I mean, she's been writing a column on a daily basis, almost, since high school.
00:33:07.000 So, Michelle Malkin, you could almost start a cult, and you'd have enough rules from her.
00:33:13.000 It is a group already, it's called Proud Americans Who Are Christian, and love their kids.
00:33:20.000 But these killers, even if they yell out something, not a la Akbar,
00:33:25.000 But even the I hate Jews guy, he's got no work.
00:33:28.000 He's got no background.
00:33:31.000 And that's always true of them.
00:33:33.000 John Lott was saying they always, even when they seem political at first glance, they lack any kind of substance.
00:33:38.000 And you'll dig a little deeper and they'll be all over the map.
00:33:41.000 Like, I think it was the pipe bomb guy who was a registered Democrat before he became a pro-Trump guy.
00:33:48.000 And the shooter in the synagogue, no one mentions this, hated Trump.
00:33:52.000 I hate Trump.
00:33:53.000 He's a globalist.
00:33:55.000 I don't own a MAGA hat.
00:33:56.000 I've never even touched one.
00:33:58.000 That's a quote from him.
00:33:59.000 But that doesn't fit this narrative.
00:34:01.000 And I know you know that.
00:34:03.000 But the thing I'm trying to talk about today is how insane the narrative has become.
00:34:10.000 Like, we have a white nationalist president?
00:34:12.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:34:14.000 Do you mean like a Klansman?
00:34:15.000 Like, does he hate black people?
00:34:17.000 You think the President of the United States sees a black guy and goes, oh god, here we go again, look at this.
00:34:23.000 Hi, how's it going?
00:34:25.000 Hi, uh, uh, Mr. President, uh, I have these papers for you to sign.
00:34:28.000 Oh, great, I gotta touch him.
00:34:29.000 Here we go.
00:34:30.000 Here we go.
00:34:31.000 Thanks, Jackson.
00:34:32.000 Uh, go play some basketball, alright?
00:34:34.000 Yes, sir.
00:34:34.000 Yes, Mr. President.
00:34:35.000 God, I hate that guy.
00:34:37.000 What do we got next?
00:34:37.000 Uh, we have some people that are Jewish coming in.
00:34:39.000 Oh, for fuck's sakes.
00:34:40.000 You kidding me?
00:34:41.000 We got a black guy in here and now I gotta sign some Jew papers?
00:34:45.000 Look, you know, I'll do it, but then I want an all-white day for the rest of the day.
00:34:50.000 This is, you're really bombarding me, and you know I'm a white nationalist.
00:34:54.000 So I gotta have a limit.
00:34:55.000 You know what?
00:34:55.000 Talk to my senior staff.
00:34:56.000 From now on, I'm only doing one black guy and one Jewish guy a day.
00:35:02.000 As far as meeting people.
00:35:03.000 Like, I just did those Blexit dudes.
00:35:05.000 I can't believe we had 400 black people in here wearing my hat, chanting USA, USA.
00:35:12.000 Hearing them chant that, it was sacrilegious.
00:35:18.000 Yeah, what does he think when the blacks—and by the way, did you notice the press did not mention that at all?
00:35:22.000 I was in D.C.
00:35:22.000 last weekend.
00:35:23.000 Huge parade, walk away, liberals leaving the Democratic Party.
00:35:28.000 Zero mention of it on the media.
00:35:29.000 I was there, I saw it with my own eyes, all these people.
00:35:31.000 I did a show for them, actually, it's coming up on Sierra TV tonight, where I talked to seven of them as a panel.
00:35:36.000 And Blexit.
00:35:37.000 Also huge.
00:35:39.000 Um, 400- that- this wasn't all of them, but 400 of them packed the White House, wearing MAGA hats, chanting USA.
00:35:46.000 Nary a peep in the media.
00:35:49.000 Nary a peep!
00:35:51.000 So we get back to this.
00:35:53.000 White people suck.
00:35:55.000 What?
00:35:55.000 Wow.
00:36:17.000 Wow.
00:36:19.000 Wow.
00:36:20.000 Okay, you know what that is about?
00:36:22.000 I looked it up because I thought, well, that's pretty rich.
00:36:24.000 I mean, if you're gonna lie, that's a pretty crazy lie.
00:36:28.000 During his divorce in 1990, Ivanka or whatever, I get all those Russian names confused.
00:36:35.000 One's his daughter, one's his ex-wife.
00:36:38.000 said that he was once reading Hitler's speeches and he kept the book in a cabinet by the bed in the bedroom.
00:36:50.000 Now rich people have giant bedrooms.
00:36:53.000 People who don't drink, like Donald Trump, tend to do a lot more reading than us drunkards who usually pass out in bed.
00:36:59.000 So you have a library.
00:37:01.000 You have a bookshelf in your room.
00:37:04.000 One of the books that you should read
00:37:08.000 is Hitler's speeches.
00:37:10.000 You should read Che Guevara's speeches.
00:37:12.000 You should read the work of despots and heroes alike.
00:37:17.000 It's called being educated.
00:37:20.000 The Discovery Channel, the History Channel, it's non-stop Hitler documentaries.
00:37:26.000 You should learn about World War II.
00:37:28.000 I've changed my mind about World War II after reading Buchanan's The Unnecessary War.
00:37:33.000 I think we should have let Hitler go east and destroy Stalin and then Hitler would destroy himself.
00:37:40.000 Then we could have killed fascism and communism in one blow and saved millions of lives.
00:37:46.000 Just as Henry Kissinger said about the Iraq War.
00:37:53.000 They said, who do you think's going to win the Iran-Iraq war?
00:37:55.000 And he goes, ugh, can't they both lose?
00:37:59.000 That would have been the ideal scenario in World War II.
00:38:01.000 Hitler versus Stalin and they both lose.
00:38:04.000 Anyway, so they take this story that you, by the way, when you're going through a divorce, your wife's going to come up with some stuff.
00:38:11.000 She's going to take a book that's in a cabinet that's next to tons of other books, like Alan Dershowitz's The Case for Israel, um,
00:38:21.000 And you're going to... Was that Alan Dershowitz who wrote that, or was it Dennis Prager?
00:38:25.000 Anyway.
00:38:26.000 You're gonna point that book out to make him look worse, to help you get more money, to help the divorce.
00:38:31.000 The divorce lawyers help... The divorce lawyer probably sat with her and said, we need some dirt, honey.
00:38:36.000 It's gonna sting, but we need to smear this guy.
00:38:39.000 Anywho.
00:38:43.000 So that becomes... Donald Trump, tonight,
00:38:47.000 Part of his ritual is to pick up his Hitler book and just read a passage.
00:38:52.000 Maybe it's the passage about how Jews are inferior.
00:38:55.000 Ah, he reads that page.
00:38:57.000 Then he goes to sleep dreaming of Zieg Heiling and dreaming of his fourth Reich and his new World War III army.
00:39:03.000 And then the next day he spews anti-Semitism until someone goes to a synagogue and kills 11 people.
00:39:09.000 That is the level of insanity we're dealing with here.
00:39:14.000 And it's kind of good for me in a way, because when people call me a Nazi, I assume sane people have heard rhetoric like this and they go, yeah, that word.
00:39:24.000 Even my lawyer, I was like, okay, let's sue this person.
00:39:27.000 And he goes, dude, this is getting harder for me because they're bastardizing the word so much.
00:39:32.000 It now means jerk.
00:39:34.000 Nazi means jerk.
00:39:36.000 White nationalist means overtly patriotic.
00:39:41.000 And anti-Semite, that can include Israelis now.
00:39:46.000 I mean, speaking of Alan Dershowitz, when he last did a talk at, I think it was NYU, they put up flyers with him with a swastika on his head.
00:39:56.000 Alan Dershowitz is a Nazi to them.
00:39:58.000 I mean, is this the most mental segment you've ever heard?
00:40:05.000 Stalinist?
00:40:06.000 What?
00:40:30.000 The greatest likelihood is we're going to have, in fact, a split decision on election day.
00:40:33.000 We're going to, like the Democrats, we're not going to probably take back the Senate.
00:40:36.000 Alright, so that, and then it gets, and then it actually gets to be real information and the sermons slow down.
00:40:36.000 It's not impossible.
00:40:42.000 And I bet you anything the ratings slow down.
00:40:45.000 You know, this stuff isn't happening for no reason.
00:40:49.000 They talk real policy and have discussed real issues and talk about sane stuff like we're probably, the Dems are probably not going to get the Senate.
00:40:58.000 They have a hope of getting the house.
00:41:02.000 And the ratings plummet.
00:41:03.000 But when they say he reads Hitler every night and he's the reason people die in synagogues, the ratings go up.
00:41:10.000 So they go, fine.
00:41:12.000 Whatever works.
00:41:12.000 If we become DNC propagandists and that's what pays the bills, then let's do it.
00:41:22.000 It's just mental, isn't it?
00:41:23.000 And it's just so alarmingly illogical, I hope.
00:41:28.000 You know, Nancy, as I said, and Nancy Pelosi promises that these lies and this fake propaganda will slow down, quote unquote, after we win.
00:41:36.000 But, uh, I don't know.
00:41:38.000 It probably gets kind of addictive to make everyone into a Nazi.
00:41:42.000 And I was listening to this radio show this morning.
00:41:45.000 I hope I haven't said this to you before, but let's just take a step back and see if they've normalized this sort of level of racism and said it's everywhere.
00:41:58.000 Really, though.
00:42:00.000 Think of a dinner party.
00:42:02.000 Let's go around the table.
00:42:03.000 Hi.
00:42:03.000 Oh, I used to be a Green Beret.
00:42:05.000 Oh, that's fascinating.
00:42:05.000 What?
00:42:06.000 Love to talk to you about that.
00:42:07.000 I worked in an emergency room.
00:42:08.000 Ooh, let's wait till we're done eating.
00:42:10.000 I bet you've seen some gross stuff.
00:42:12.000 Go around.
00:42:13.000 I'm a vegan, and I think that meat is murder.
00:42:17.000 And what you guys are doing right now is a form of murder.
00:42:20.000 People would go, oh, come on, Carol.
00:42:24.000 No one would want her to leave.
00:42:25.000 They'd say, can we talk about it later?
00:42:27.000 I don't want to fight, you know?
00:42:28.000 Even if she came on kind of strong.
00:42:30.000 And that's a pretty extreme view to have, by the way.
00:42:33.000 Then, the next guy at the table goes, I'm gay.
00:42:37.000 And, uh, everyone goes, oh, okay, my cousin's gay.
00:42:41.000 Then the next guy goes, I'm in a polyamorous marriage.
00:42:44.000 I'm a polygamist.
00:42:45.000 I'm married to three women.
00:42:47.000 That's real weird.
00:42:48.000 Believe that goes against the Bible.
00:42:50.000 Not sure, though.
00:42:52.000 I don't think that person would be ostracized.
00:42:54.000 I think people would sort of go, Ooh, like I've hung out with people where the, that you see that guy over there.
00:43:01.000 Yeah.
00:43:02.000 His wife fell down the stairs in a very curious way.
00:43:05.000 Some people think he murdered his wife.
00:43:07.000 He's still at the party.
00:43:08.000 I was, I was at a vacation spot in Jamaica and this dude showed up.
00:43:19.000 This place, I'll take a step back here, this place was so family friendly, it was almost parent unfriendly.
00:43:26.000 Like, the tables were two feet high, and had little tiny sandwiches.
00:43:29.000 I'm like, can I get an adult sandwich somewhere?
00:43:31.000 What is this, fucking Midgetland?
00:43:34.000 There was Sesame Street characters walking around, Big Bert was there, so it was like Pebbles or something, and it was a co-thing with Sesame Street, so your poor bastards must have been boiling hot in those suits.
00:43:45.000 But you'd just be sitting down and Ernie would just come and sit with you.
00:43:48.000 So, very, very, very kid-friendly.
00:43:51.000 Not a lot of pussy going on.
00:43:53.000 And this 20-year-old shows up, and he's kind of weird-looking.
00:43:56.000 For example, he has a tattoo that is a one-inch black stripe that goes from his butt crack up his back, up the back of his neck, and ends at his hairline on the front of his head in a point.
00:44:09.000 Basically a bad guy from a Batman movie.
00:44:12.000 Now, I've got a lot of weird tattoos, so...
00:44:15.000 I'm not gonna totally judge you, but, um, very unusual skin art there, my friend.
00:44:22.000 And, uh, I overheard, like, I started asking questions about him.
00:44:26.000 And what really annoyed me, too, is the other dads, they didn't seem to care.
00:44:29.000 They're like, yeah, that guy looks like he might be a pedophile.
00:44:31.000 Oh, okay, let's hang out with him.
00:44:33.000 Seems like a good guy.
00:44:36.000 I'm gonna get back to the dinner party, don't worry.
00:44:41.000 Uh...
00:44:42.000 And then this 10 year old tells me that he goes, yeah, I talked to him for a little bit.
00:44:47.000 And I said, what did he say?
00:44:48.000 He said, he's here to meet chicks.
00:44:49.000 He said, he, he asked me if I knew any single ladies.
00:44:54.000 And I went, yeah, uh, no one says that to 10 year olds.
00:44:58.000 You don't go up to a 10 year old and ask him how pussy is in this area, unless you have an ulterior motive.
00:45:05.000 What kind of psychotic pedophile, by the way, goes to a family resort and thinks he's not going to get stabbed?
00:45:10.000 So, I've had enough.
00:45:12.000 And I go to him, I go, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:45:16.000 And he said, oh, my travel agent screwed up.
00:45:19.000 And I said, we're like five miles from Montego Bay.
00:45:23.000 Go to Montego Bay.
00:45:24.000 Stay at a bed and breakfast or something.
00:45:26.000 Get all the sex you want.
00:45:28.000 Party your ass off every night.
00:45:29.000 I got a buddy who is into black chicks.
00:45:31.000 He moved to Jamaica.
00:45:32.000 He gets laid like twice a day.
00:45:35.000 Go there!
00:45:35.000 He goes, yeah, I might, I might.
00:45:37.000 I go, I don't understand why you wouldn't, like, if it was me and I was your age, and I pulled into the Sesame Street Resort, I would say, TAXI!
00:45:45.000 And I'd get back in the taxi and head the fuck out of there.
00:45:49.000 Like, why would you set up your room with your little toothbrush and everything?
00:45:52.000 So we keep getting at it, getting at it, and then we start fighting.
00:45:57.000 And I just, by the end, we were screaming at each other.
00:45:59.000 It wasn't physical, but it was yelling.
00:46:01.000 It's like,
00:46:02.000 Are you a pedophile or not?
00:46:03.000 He goes, I'm not a fucking pedophile!
00:46:07.000 And um, the next day I saw him in the lobby with his bags packed.
00:46:11.000 Buh-bye!
00:46:11.000 Now, there was a dad there from Brooklyn, tough guy, who married a Jamaican chick and he lives in Jamaica now.
00:46:21.000 And uh, so he had a weird like, I got Babylon closing in on me, you know?
00:46:24.000 Like a weird Brooklyn, Jamaican accent.
00:46:27.000 Basically the toughest guy in the world.
00:46:29.000 He comes up to me and goes, Hey, well go on.
00:46:31.000 I gotta say, thanks for taking care of that.
00:46:33.000 That was gonna ruin my vacation.
00:46:34.000 I was so uncomfortable the whole time.
00:46:36.000 I'm like, why am I the only guy?
00:46:38.000 We should have all been a mob and picked him up and thrown him over the fence.
00:46:43.000 We're so tolerant of all this way worse stuff, yet mythical Nazis.
00:46:48.000 are the spookiest thing in the world.
00:46:50.000 Even Jeffrey Dahmer, they were doing a documentary on him and he found out about it and he contacted the documentarians and he said, I just want to be clear here that I ate mostly black people because I lived in a black neighborhood.
00:47:03.000 They were just what was close by.
00:47:04.000 I'm not a racist.
00:47:07.000 Let that sink in for a second.
00:47:09.000 This is a cannibal who murdered and ate people concerned that someone might think he's a racist.
00:47:18.000 So anyway, back to the dinner party.
00:47:19.000 So you're a polygamist, all these other weird things, right?
00:47:22.000 And then one guy goes, Hi, I hate Jews.
00:47:26.000 I think they control everything, and I wish they weren't here.
00:47:29.000 I wish we could have another Holocaust.
00:47:31.000 Also, I hate blacks, and obviously gays.
00:47:34.000 I'm a racist anti-Semite.
00:47:35.000 You know, I'm a white supremacist.
00:47:37.000 I'm a white nationalist.
00:47:39.000 Everyone at the table would completely shit their pants, drop their cutlery, leave, tell him to leave.
00:47:46.000 There is no way in hell
00:47:49.000 Anyone would shrug and go, oh, well, that's you.
00:47:52.000 You know, we got Trump.
00:47:53.000 He's a white nationalist.
00:47:54.000 So it's normal.
00:47:55.000 It's not fucking normal.
00:47:57.000 It's not a thing.
00:47:58.000 It doesn't happen.
00:48:01.000 When you hear someone is that, think of the dinner party and go, what dinner parties does he go to?
00:48:07.000 Like, do these people think that I'm sitting there having dinner with all these other Nazis?
00:48:11.000 Or what about Trump?
00:48:12.000 He grew up in New York.
00:48:14.000 Like they talk about, there's a Manhattan skinhead gang.
00:48:18.000 Yeah, they're into oi music.
00:48:21.000 They're not Nazis.
00:48:23.000 You can't be a Nazi and live in Manhattan.
00:48:25.000 What are you gonna do?
00:48:25.000 Go fag bashing in the West Village?
00:48:29.000 Go paint swastikas all over the Upper West Side?
00:48:31.000 The Upper East Side?
00:48:32.000 You're gonna go to Harlem and torment black families?
00:48:36.000 Go to the Lower East Side and yell at Puerto Ricans?
00:48:38.000 Like, you'd be exhausted.
00:48:41.000 It's a myth.
00:48:43.000 And it's so fucking illogical.
00:48:45.000 Like, this is the other example I always use.
00:48:49.000 I've probably used it with you before, but I'm making this sort of the definitive political podcast, and I'll drop these subjects for a while at least.
00:48:59.000 Archie Bunker guy, sitting in a bar.
00:49:02.000 He likes BLTs.
00:49:03.000 He likes it toasted.
00:49:04.000 This has become like a trope, but you know what?
00:49:06.000 Stand-up comedians get to do the same joke a million times.
00:49:09.000 Musicians get to sing the same song a million times.
00:49:11.000 I'm allowed to use the same examples to make a point.
00:49:14.000 So this is my satisfaction.
00:49:15.000 You're hearing some of my greatest hits.
00:49:18.000 Sitting at the bar, he loves the Mets, but he hates that they're always getting injured.
00:49:22.000 He doesn't get how people can have a sandwich that's not toasted, like a BLT with soft bread.
00:49:27.000 It's like socks.
00:49:29.000 Some guy sits down next to him, he's like, I know exactly what you mean.
00:49:31.000 You need that crunch factor.
00:49:34.000 Even if it's old, even if the sandwich has been sitting around, I'd way rather have a sandwich that was toasted, and at least maybe has a semblance of a crunch, than some soggy, wet, like the way the bread sort of molds around everything else, because it's like this sock.
00:49:50.000 Why are you eating socks?
00:49:53.000 And the Mets, yeah.
00:49:55.000 I mean, I keep, what is it?
00:49:57.000 Make it?
00:49:58.000 Must end the season?
00:49:59.000 M-E-T-S?
00:50:02.000 We're not gonna get Cespedes next year.
00:50:03.000 Are we gonna have a hitter?
00:50:04.000 We know we're losing to Grom.
00:50:06.000 What the hell's going on here?
00:50:07.000 We just need new owners.
00:50:08.000 We need new owners.
00:50:09.000 That's it.
00:50:10.000 Alright?
00:50:11.000 So both those guys feel the same.
00:50:12.000 Then the white guy looks over and realizes, oh shit.
00:50:17.000 The person who just said that about BLTs and the Mets is a goddamn black person.
00:50:22.000 Oh well.
00:50:23.000 Not his friend.
00:50:24.000 I'm going to deny myself an interesting conversation about all the stuff we have in common based on some
00:50:31.000 Prejudice.
00:50:33.000 Does that make sense to you?
00:50:34.000 I mean, we're at the point now where they're saying, yeah, no, lots of people, like two of the guys that were arrested on October 12th, they have black wives and black kids.
00:50:43.000 One of them was fired.
00:50:45.000 So he's living with his parents now, with his black family.
00:50:48.000 So his black kids are suffering because of the Nazi myth.
00:50:54.000 I mean, calling it illogical, I think is, we've gone beyond that.
00:50:57.000 Sinister, I think, is a better word.
00:51:00.000 Macabre.
00:51:02.000 Twisted.
00:51:02.000 Mentally ill.
00:51:04.000 Is what it is.
00:51:10.000 So yeah, they say, no, lots of people can be racist and married to black women.
00:51:14.000 Really?
00:51:16.000 Okay, at the very least, this isn't the most alarming racist in the world, this guy married to black people.
00:51:22.000 What do they do at breakfast?
00:51:24.000 Just stare at each other and seethe?
00:51:26.000 God, I wish you'd go back to Africa.
00:51:27.000 And then she's like, God, I wish you white Europeans never came here.
00:51:31.000 They're beady-eyed, staring at each other as they eat Cheerios.
00:51:36.000 There's even a thing I saw that the left is pushing out, multiracial white supremacy.
00:51:42.000 The fact that that phrase can exist on the planet Earth boggles... It's like saying, yeah, the Ku Klux Klan is bringing a lot of black members because it makes them look less racist.
00:51:52.000 Well, yeah, they are less racist if they have black members.
00:51:55.000 I mean, that's the end of the Klan, is it not?
00:51:59.000 No, they push other stuff.
00:52:00.000 Okay, well then they're a different group.
00:52:02.000 It's like saying McDonald's has stopped selling hamburgers and fries and they're just selling fried chicken now because they want to seem more like KFC and less like McDonald's.
00:52:11.000 Yeah, they are more like KFC and less like McDonald's now.
00:52:15.000 They're selling chicken.
00:52:17.000 What are you talking about?
00:52:21.000 I don't think they know what they're talking about.
00:52:23.000 I think they're just lying.
00:52:25.000 I mean, if they're willing to use all these illegal aliens as collateral damage and risk their lives for a photo-op, then they certainly don't care about you, and if you're a Nazi, and when you get fired, and what the truth is, and if you're married.
00:52:36.000 It's not like when they find out the guy's married to a black woman and has black kids, they go, oh shit, sorry.
00:52:41.000 They just go, I don't give a fuck.
00:52:43.000 I need to win.
00:52:47.000 You're not winning the Senate, and even if Republicans lose the Hou- You understand, like, right now, there's so many GOP never-Trumpers that hate Trump.
00:52:55.000 He's already battling the House now.
00:52:57.000 He's already coming toe-to-toe with all these pussy, uh, cuck conservatives who don't like him.
00:53:05.000 So it's not that different if it's Nancy Pelosi.
00:53:07.000 In fact, it's funner knocking Nancy Pelosi around, because I think she's losing her mind.
00:53:12.000 I mean, the fact that she said, we'll tone down the rhetoric after the election.
00:53:15.000 The fact that she admitted that everything that they're doing is lies.
00:53:20.000 And we're seeing this with the Veritas tapes, too.
00:53:22.000 With, uh, Gillum and, uh, Beto.
00:53:26.000 Where behind the scenes, they're all like, yeah, this is all bullshit.
00:53:29.000 We're just trying to get fucking votes.
00:53:30.000 We're just trying to win.
00:53:33.000 Okay.
00:53:34.000 But I want you to know, we're gonna remember this.
00:53:37.000 Uh, Scotsman, don't forget.
00:53:39.000 We are the elephants of the Western world.
00:53:43.000 And we compartmentalize all the names, all the actions.
00:53:48.000 We never forget.
00:53:52.000 And, um... The fact that you stooped so low will never be forgotten.
00:53:59.000 Anyway, next step's gonna be fun stuff!
00:54:02.000 Maybe I'm gonna do... Oh yeah, I gotta do the entrepreneur episode.
00:54:06.000 And, uh, I gotta do... I'm gonna write that down.
00:54:09.000 Entrepreneur episode and I also want to do how I'm gay for men.
00:54:12.000 Gay for men.
00:54:13.000 Like male culture, like barbershop culture and old man bar culture.
00:54:18.000 And then also entrepreneur, even though I haven't been one in a long time.
00:54:24.000 I actually had my company shut down for saying that there are only two genders.
00:54:27.000 So, uh, I've been dealing with this shit for a while now.
00:54:30.000 Anyway, that's not your problem.
00:54:32.000 I like you more than a friend, and I'll see you... I actually might... We're revamping the studio here, so I may skip Tuesday's podcast.
00:54:40.000 I'll try not to, though.
00:54:41.000 Alright, bye-bye.
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