Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 29, 2019


GOML LIVE #10 - STREAKER ALERT


Episode Stats


Length

56 minutes

Words per minute

168.64381

Word count

9,534

Sentence count

1,150

Harmful content

Misogyny

45

sentences flagged

Hate speech

52

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Gavin McInnes talks about pot and why it s not good. He also talks about how pot should be legalized and why he s not a big fan of weed. Gavin McInnis is a standup comedian, podcaster, writer, and podcaster. He has been in the entertainment industry for a long time and is a regular contributor on Comedy Central. He is also a podcaster and writer. He is the host of Comedy Central's "Off My Lawn" and hosts Comedy Bang Bang!

Transcript

Transcripts from "Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes" are sourced from the Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool. Explore them interactively here.
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:29.000 Baby, but I know you've been tripping up the tabs in my room.
00:00:35.000 I don't know why, baby, but I'm feeling Rafusio Cuco Sanchez.
00:00:49.000 Cuco.
00:00:50.000 He's a kook. 0.90
00:00:52.000 And he's a Mexican celeb.
00:00:54.000 These are the wrong glasses.
00:00:56.000 These are my reading glasses.
00:00:58.000 I can see every nuance of this microphone, but I can't see the camera.
00:01:04.000 Yeah, a popular Mexican kid.
00:01:07.000 Huge.
00:01:08.000 Very famous.
00:01:09.000 Big with the kids.
00:01:10.000 And that song is about him being high in his room.
00:01:15.000 That's big with the kids today.
00:01:17.000 Stoner music, like Lil Xan, named after Xanax, or that guy who died.
00:01:24.000 Remember that guy, Lil Pump?
00:01:26.000 Lil Peep? 0.99
00:01:27.000 That Lil Peep who did a video that showed tons of pill bottles in the bottom of his car and then he OD'd on pills. 0.97
00:01:35.000 That's not good.
00:01:38.000 We have how many opioid epidemics?
00:01:40.000 I mean, ODs a day?
00:01:42.000 I think it's 100.
00:01:44.000 Is that right?
00:01:46.000 Yeah, I think it is.
00:01:47.000 100 a day die from opioids.
00:01:51.000 20 black men die every day from gang violence.
00:01:58.000 What are the obesity-related causes?
00:02:02.000 Now I'm kind of freaking out because my daughter turned me on to the cuckoo and she's hearing songs about being super high.
00:02:08.000 That's not good.
00:02:10.000 Nothing is good.
00:02:12.000 It's all degenerate culture.
00:02:14.000 I don't want you getting high, my dear.
00:02:16.000 Don't do that.
00:02:18.000 But you remember getting high when you were a kid?
00:02:20.000 Yeah.
00:02:21.000 God, I couldn't smoke pot.
00:02:22.000 Like, I might be able to smoke pot today if we were watching a movie or something, if I was with my wife in a very relaxed, safe, social environment.
00:02:32.000 But the idea, like, remember that dude, John, at our old job at Compound?
00:02:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:38.000 He would go, he took over for you when I fired you.
00:02:40.000 That's right.
00:02:41.000 He would smoke about a gram a day.
00:02:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:45.000 Every time there was a chance, more than going pee, he would go up on the roof and just smoke a bowl.
00:02:51.000 Yeah.
00:02:53.000 Especially with today's pot.
00:02:55.000 That would destroy me.
00:02:56.000 That doesn't fit in my head.
00:02:58.000 I could smoke a little weed.
00:02:59.000 I have weed usually in my little book bag.
00:03:01.000 I did it at my old job for a video.
00:03:04.000 I don't know if it's still online, but I said, all right, pothead, because our cameraman, Rob, when I owned the ad agency, he was a big pothead.
00:03:12.000 I said, all right, pothead, let's try some of your pot.
00:03:16.000 Let's try one of your marijuana cigarettes.
00:03:19.000 And I smoked it and got so high.
00:03:23.000 Oh, you have it.
00:03:24.000 I was on Fox News talking about it?
00:03:25.000 It looks like you were on Kennedy, yeah.
00:03:28.000 Yeah, that's the video.
00:03:32.000 Yeah.
00:03:35.000 Oh, that's proof enough that marijuana should not be legal because Gab McGinnis does not know how to control his role.
00:03:41.000 That was half of a bong hit, by the way.
00:03:43.000 Okay.
00:03:44.000 And I was lying on the floor with my shirt off considering 911.
00:03:47.000 That's your problem.
00:03:48.000 I coughed for about an hour.
00:03:51.000 I'm not exaggerating.
00:03:53.000 Jesus, dude.
00:03:54.000 I hate that clip because my tie's not done up all the way.
00:03:57.000 Yeah, that's a sloppy one, sir.
00:03:58.000 It's really irritating.
00:04:00.000 That's Camille Foster in that clip, who does not think he's black. 0.99
00:04:05.000 The black one? 1.00
00:04:06.000 The black guy says he's not black. 0.81
00:04:09.000 And I go, what?
00:04:10.000 How are you not black? 1.00
00:04:11.000 He goes, people have different skin tones.
00:04:12.000 I have darker skin than you.
00:04:14.000 I'm not a black person.
00:04:16.000 Okay.
00:04:17.000 Could have fooled me.
00:04:20.000 Yeah, that time I tried it.
00:04:23.000 I started a bad trip, obviously, instantly, and then got really scared.
00:04:26.000 And then I realized I got to call 911.
00:04:29.000 But the idea of having to be on a gurney and being wheeled out of the office and being in the elevator and seeing all those people, I'm actually starting to have a paranoid bad trip right now, just talking about it.
00:04:40.000 So I didn't call 911, not because it wasn't an emergency, but because I wouldn't be able to deal with the EMTs and all those people.
00:04:50.000 So I kind of, I get it when you talk about pot, when you're a kid and you want to sing about how high you are.
00:04:56.000 And it was fun.
00:04:56.000 I remember just cooking up my brain as a kid.
00:04:58.000 Like when I say kid, I mean like 21.
00:05:01.000 It was just like a frying pan.
00:05:02.000 You add some beer, add a bit of pot, shh, like scrambled eggs.
00:05:06.000 This is your brain on drugs.
00:05:07.000 And you knew you weren't going to die.
00:05:09.000 So you just sit there watching TV, laughing at the late night infomercials, just baking yourself.
00:05:15.000 Baking yourself.
00:05:17.000 Do you ever see this clip?
00:05:18.000 Well, the couple calls 911.
00:05:21.000 Yeah, don't make brownies, dude. 0.96
00:05:23.000 Play it, though.
00:05:23.000 Yeah.
00:05:24.000 Okay.
00:05:25.000 Hi, they thought they'd overdosed and called 911.
00:05:29.000 I think I'm having an overdose of killing my wife.
00:05:32.000 Overdose of what?
00:05:33.000 Marijuana.
00:05:34.000 I don't know if it had something in it.
00:05:35.000 Can you please send rescue?
00:05:37.000 You guys have fever or anything?
00:05:39.000 No, I'm just I think we're dying.
00:05:43.000 I don't know.
00:05:44.000 We made brownies, and I think we're dead.
00:05:46.000 Time is going by really, really, really, really slow.
00:05:52.000 I heard that was a cop.
00:05:54.000 Really?
00:05:55.000 Yeah, I heard it was a cop who confiscated someone's marijuana.
00:05:58.000 He says that.
00:05:59.000 Yeah, cop overdosed on popper.
00:06:01.000 Oh, wow.
00:06:01.000 Yeah, and then he did himself.
00:06:03.000 I am very excited about these new shirts, folks.
00:06:07.000 Hate has no home here, has no home here.
00:06:10.000 Isn't it wonderful?
00:06:12.000 You can get it at free speech.tv.
00:06:15.000 I'm told I should be plugging the site more on this podcast.
00:06:18.000 And the apps.
00:06:19.000 And the apps.
00:06:20.000 FreeSpeech.tv has an app.
00:06:20.000 We've got a new app.
00:06:22.000 Google's got it.
00:06:23.000 Android's got it.
00:06:25.000 And it's going to improve over time.
00:06:27.000 Right now, the fun feature is that It keeps playing when you leave the whatever show.
00:06:34.000 You can still listen to the show and look at your phone and do other stuff.
00:06:37.000 But shortly, we will have a downloading capability.
00:06:40.000 So you can download shows for your car trip and just listen to the audio.
00:06:46.000 Stuff like that.
00:06:47.000 But this, as you know, I fucking hate hate has no home here signs.
00:06:52.000 Done many videos of it.
00:06:54.000 It means I hate Trump.
00:06:56.000 I hate free speech.
00:06:57.000 I hate Republicans.
00:07:00.000 I hate immigration law in general.
00:07:02.000 I hate borders.
00:07:04.000 It means a lot of hate.
00:07:06.000 And it also signifies I'm better than you.
00:07:09.000 You'll never see the hate has no home here sign on a house with an American flag.
00:07:14.000 It means I love diversity and open borders, but not in my neighborhood.
00:07:20.000 I don't want to be around visible minorities. 1.00
00:07:22.000 And I definitely don't want the schools rezoned in my area so my kids are surrounded with poor people. 1.00
00:07:28.000 Ill.
00:07:29.000 But when it comes to servants, like my au pairs, my nannies, my maids, and restaurants, people serving me, people cleaning my underwear, when it comes to that, I want open borders.
00:07:40.000 So basically, when you see this sign, it means a cunt lives here. 0.97
00:07:46.000 And the thing I love about this shirt is people are going to see you wearing it and they'll go, oh, cool.
00:07:52.000 You're one of, oh, no, you're not.
00:07:54.000 So it's a delicate little fuck you.
00:07:57.000 No, delicate's not the word.
00:07:58.000 It's a surreptitious fuck you.
00:08:00.000 Peekaboo, peekaboo, peekaboo.
00:08:03.000 Of course, people just listening to the audio of this podcast don't know that I was peekabooing the finger.
00:08:11.000 An F you.
00:08:12.000 You know what I want to see?
00:08:13.000 Folks at home, if you have lots of free time on your hands, can you do a topographical map of the finger?
00:08:22.000 Where I'm from, Montreal, in Ottawa, this was fuck you.
00:08:26.000 The finger is separated from everything else.
00:08:29.000 It's very big and alone.
00:08:32.000 And it's completely erect, straight up.
00:08:34.000 Now, I've seen a lot of this in America where the thumb is out and the knuckles are bent down.
00:08:40.000 There's also this where you bend it.
00:08:43.000 The whole fist is bent like you're going to punch someone and then the finger's up.
00:08:47.000 What do you do?
00:08:48.000 What's your natural tendency?
00:08:49.000 You know, I don't know, but I rarely.
00:08:51.000 Where do you do the finger?
00:08:52.000 See, I rarely ever.
00:08:54.000 Oh, so you got the knuckles up.
00:08:56.000 Oh, I do get the knuckles up, yeah.
00:08:57.000 See, I rarely use the finger, but my friend did something notable.
00:09:00.000 He would just do this.
00:09:01.000 Like, if you said something shady to him, he'd just be like this.
00:09:04.000 He would just put it, like, not even direct it towards you, just kind of put it.
00:09:07.000 That might just be his trademark.
00:09:09.000 That's him, Nathan.
00:09:10.000 That's my friend.
00:09:10.000 I give the finger every day.
00:09:12.000 I got the finger at Strangelove.
00:09:12.000 You do?
00:09:14.000 Oh, really?
00:09:15.000 I gave them the thumbs down.
00:09:17.000 And then the bartender gave you the finger?
00:09:19.000 This is the bar in New York City that I walked into yesterday, and not one step did I take in the bar before they said, you are not allowed in here.
00:09:19.000 Yes.
00:09:28.000 Get out.
00:09:29.000 Get out.
00:09:30.000 That's what happened.
00:09:32.000 Yeah.
00:09:32.000 And I go, that's kind of racist.
00:09:34.000 Everybody knew it, too.
00:09:35.000 Really?
00:09:36.000 Yeah, because they have nothing to do with their lives.
00:09:38.000 So they told them the story of when you walked in there.
00:09:41.000 Whoa.
00:09:42.000 That's the entire story, by the way.
00:09:43.000 Yeah.
00:09:43.000 That I walked in there at the end.
00:09:45.000 I didn't do anything.
00:09:46.000 And then I filmed it, and we showed it on the show.
00:09:49.000 And then we called it the official Proud Boys Bar.
00:09:52.000 And their reviews, and I encourage you to go there and talk about what a great bar it is, how friendly they are, and how it's one of the few places in New York where you can wear a MAGA hat and feel comfortable.
00:10:03.000 It's a pro-Republican punk bar.
00:10:06.000 And that is the meanest thing you can do.
00:10:08.000 All of this, like, I'm going to sue you for kicking me out for wearing a MAGA hat.
00:10:13.000 That's gay. 1.00
00:10:14.000 Yeah.
00:10:17.000 Don't attack them that way with your lawyers.
00:10:20.000 Oh, I'm going to get my lawyer.
00:10:22.000 Maybe it's because I'm Canadian, but being litigious is lame. 1.00
00:10:26.000 Now, when it comes to the SBLC, I have no choice.
00:10:29.000 But that's a huge suit that we've already spent about $200,000 on.
00:10:34.000 But little petty boycotts, I think it's much funnier just to make it the MAGA bar and to photograph yourself.
00:10:41.000 Ooh, photograph yourself.
00:10:43.000 I wish I was on Instagram.
00:10:44.000 Photograph yourself there wearing a hat.
00:10:47.000 What's this?
00:10:48.000 And wearing a MAGA hat and hashtag them.
00:10:51.000 And just make them the MAGA bar.
00:10:51.000 Yes.
00:10:53.000 Five stars.
00:10:54.000 The monitor is.
00:10:54.000 I can't.
00:10:56.000 The camera obfuscates the monitor.
00:10:58.000 I like that.
00:10:58.000 No, I want that.
00:10:59.000 But it means I can't read some stuff.
00:11:01.000 What's the review there?
00:11:02.000 I can read it.
00:11:03.000 As soon as I walked into this bar, I felt the overwhelming presence of inclusion and togetherness.
00:11:07.000 As a proud boy with an eye, I got a tingle that shoots up my leg when I think about how this joint does not discriminate against people who are white, black, or brown, or for what political beliefs they have.
00:11:16.000 I can't wait to meet other PBs and share the gospel of God, King Daddy Trump, and the gospel of King of Kings at Strangelove.
00:11:23.000 Isn't that funnier?
00:11:25.000 How about the Griffin Bar in LA who had to shut down because they didn't kick out Proud Boys fast enough? 1.00
00:11:25.000 Yes. 1.00
00:11:34.000 Even though they closed their place for three days to do diversity and inclusion training, and then they had a benefit where they gave all the money to the SPLC and the ACLU.
00:11:45.000 Not good enough.
00:11:47.000 Was there like a racist clock of like five?
00:11:50.000 Guys, this is almost racist.
00:11:53.000 It's fucked up.
00:11:54.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:11:55.000 That's what you have to do.
00:11:56.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:11:59.000 Because at least you're, even if they don't leave the establishment, you're on the record for saying get the fuck out of here immediately.
00:12:04.000 Oh, by the way.
00:12:05.000 Yes.
00:12:06.000 We got a care package also.
00:12:07.000 We not only got those awesome shirts, but we got all this cool stuff.
00:12:11.000 What do you got?
00:12:12.000 Sent to us.
00:12:13.000 By Devin.
00:12:14.000 Hey, Devin.
00:12:14.000 At Shooter Fleming.
00:12:16.000 No, thank you.
00:12:18.000 No, no, no.
00:12:19.000 Why?
00:12:20.000 I don't want your shit.
00:12:21.000 I don't want your presents.
00:12:23.000 An extra large Cro-Mags shirt. 0.97
00:12:25.000 I don't want it.
00:12:26.000 I'm 49.
00:12:27.000 I'm not wearing a Cro-Mags shirt. 0.99
00:12:28.000 I will.
00:12:29.000 The record?
00:12:30.000 I don't want that record.
00:12:31.000 Why do I want to have a shit splattered record?
00:12:33.000 That's one of the best bands in the Pittsburgh scene.
00:12:36.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:12:37.000 I'm not looking for some new band.
00:12:39.000 And a Gigi Allen belt buckle?
00:12:41.000 When are you going to wear that?
00:12:42.000 Gigi Allen's birthday today, dog.
00:12:45.000 I don't care.
00:12:46.000 No one actually likes Gigi Allen. 0.97
00:12:48.000 They like the concept.
00:12:49.000 They think it's funny.
00:12:51.000 They think it's funny that he has a song called Anal Cunt. 0.98
00:12:53.000 He's had this for 10 years.
00:12:54.000 He gave us.
00:12:55.000 Well, you should have kept it, dude.
00:12:56.000 I don't want your crap.
00:12:57.000 For 10 years, I hid this hideous hunk of junk in my ass.
00:13:01.000 From Pulp Fiction?
00:13:02.000 I don't know.
00:13:04.000 And then, like, beef jerky.
00:13:06.000 I'm not going to eat food sent to me by a stranger.
00:13:08.000 It's packaged.
00:13:08.000 I am.
00:13:10.000 They could put a syringe with LSD in it.
00:13:13.000 The story behind it is very interesting.
00:13:16.000 it's a guy who had a jerky thing like in his garage, and the demand was so high, he opened up a shop.
00:13:20.000 It's called Rougaroo.
00:13:22.000 The local guy is an old guy.
00:13:23.000 He just did a free ad for them.
00:13:24.000 Uh, I don't care.
00:13:26.000 And folks at home, please do not send us your junk.
00:13:29.000 It just piles up here.
00:13:30.000 I don't want boxes and boxes of crap.
00:13:33.000 I don't want a GG Allen belt buckle.
00:13:36.000 This awesome knife.
00:13:37.000 What are you doing sending a knife?
00:13:39.000 I didn't send it.
00:13:41.000 Oh, you're talking to him.
00:13:42.000 Like, why would you do that?
00:13:43.000 I'm going to send a stranger a knife.
00:13:44.000 I want a knife.
00:13:45.000 I like the knife.
00:13:46.000 I like all the things.
00:13:47.000 They're great.
00:13:48.000 And thank you.
00:13:49.000 We don't do free ads on the site.
00:13:53.000 But we do do paid ads.
00:13:54.000 And we have a new sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD.
00:13:58.000 Get it?
00:13:59.000 Sounds like Johnny Appleseed.
00:14:01.000 So go to J-A-C-B-D, JohnnyAppleCBD.com.
00:14:09.000 J-A-C-B-D.com. 0.90
00:14:13.000 And you know what CBD is?
00:14:15.000 Are you clear with this?
00:14:16.000 All the guys at my gym talk about it all the time.
00:14:18.000 Oh, yeah?
00:14:18.000 It's like pot without the high part.
00:14:22.000 And apparently they all swear by it for inflammation.
00:14:26.000 Absolutely.
00:14:28.000 It's good for healing even like cracked ribs.
00:14:32.000 It takes the pain away.
00:14:33.000 Fuck the pain away.
00:14:35.000 You have to use promo code Gavin when you go there and buy anything.
00:14:38.000 But I would definitely, if your guy works out a lot, definitely try it.
00:14:42.000 Try it on your wounds.
00:14:44.000 You know, when you have that intense workout day and you can't walk the next day or you can't raise your arms higher than here when you do an arms day?
00:14:52.000 You can take the gummies.
00:14:54.000 It's the most trusted brand in CBD since 2015, and that's a long time in CBD land because it's a relatively new concept.
00:15:01.000 It's American-made products with third-party lab testing using U.S. grown hemp.
00:15:05.000 Johnny Apple CBD will give you the greatest sleep of your life, help alleviate your anxiety, reduce your stress, and is great for athletic recovery.
00:15:13.000 CBD is a great anti-inflammatory, as I was just saying, and you should use the ointment after workout or a long day defending yourself against rabid lunatics in Antifa.
00:15:23.000 It's super fast, discrete, and free shipping across the U.S. You don't get high, remember.
00:15:28.000 There's no THC in this.
00:15:29.000 You will not get stoned.
00:15:32.000 Potent tinctures, fast-absorbing gummies, soothing ointments, natural supplements, simple-to-use vape products, and much more.
00:15:38.000 Take the jitters out of your morning coffee with a few drops of our incredible tincture.
00:15:43.000 Use the code GAVIN at checkout for 20% off.
00:15:49.000 Support free speech businesses.
00:15:50.000 Support the show.
00:15:51.000 That's jacbd.com.
00:15:55.000 That's right.
00:15:56.000 I am feeling a little bit jittery.
00:15:58.000 I had some Crovefe, which is another sponsor of ours.
00:16:04.000 It comes in three different types.
00:16:06.000 So do I. You come in three different types?
00:16:09.000 Yes.
00:16:10.000 Oh, you mean like three different types of chicks you ejaculate into? 0.99
00:16:12.000 That's disgusting.
00:16:12.000 Yeah.
00:16:13.000 Hot, not hot.
00:16:15.000 Dude, what are you doing, man?
00:16:17.000 I was telling this story the other day.
00:16:18.000 One of my favorite memories from my single days was I got super hammered.
00:16:22.000 And you know, when you wake up, you're horny?
00:16:24.000 Yes.
00:16:25.000 Do you know why that is?
00:16:26.000 No, no.
00:16:27.000 Your body thinks you're dying.
00:16:29.000 So it wants you to inseminate as much as possible before you die.
00:16:29.000 Oh, I see.
00:16:33.000 That makes sense.
00:16:35.000 Trees do this too.
00:16:36.000 If a tree is diseased, it'll start seeding like crazy because it thinks this is the end.
00:16:43.000 And I thought, God, I wish I had a girl in my bed right now. 0.55
00:16:46.000 Like I was praying to God, just like an animal house where the Playboy Bunny comes through the window.
00:16:51.000 Do you remember?
00:16:51.000 You should dig that up.
00:16:52.000 Okay.
00:16:53.000 And the guy, the kid goes, thanks, God.
00:16:56.000 By the way, the guy in that video, he's a born-again Christian now.
00:17:03.000 The little kid is all grown up.
00:17:05.000 That's good.
00:17:05.000 Wow.
00:17:07.000 Can you play that?
00:17:08.000 I don't know why I love this scene.
00:17:09.000 Probably because I remember praying to God for A Naked Lady when I was a kid. 0.96
00:17:12.000 It looks like a cartoon.
00:17:14.000 Yeah.
00:17:18.000 Thank you, God.
00:17:23.000 That is art.
00:17:24.000 That is my favorite movie.
00:17:24.000 Holy shit.
00:17:26.000 That's reading Playboy.
00:17:27.000 The Playboy Bunny comes through the window and he goes, thank you, God. 0.97
00:17:31.000 Anyway, somebody says, checkmate atheists.
00:17:34.000 That's what he comments.
00:17:36.000 So I was just lying there.
00:17:39.000 Oh, well, life isn't fair.
00:17:44.000 To my right was a Jewish sex that I forgot I brought home the night before. 0.96
00:17:52.000 Thank you, God.
00:17:54.000 Oh, my God.
00:17:55.000 It was the best.
00:17:56.000 You don't want a supermodel. 1.00
00:17:58.000 Wait, God gives you a Jew? 0.99
00:18:01.000 Yeah.
00:18:01.000 I don't know if you've ever had sex with the chosen ones, but...
00:18:06.000 Wow, it's a wild riot.
00:18:10.000 They're not like, you know, some girls will say like, smack me. 1.00
00:18:13.000 Smack my ass. 1.00
00:18:14.000 They'll be like, kill me.
00:18:17.000 Like the dirty talk from the Judaisms. 1.00
00:18:21.000 That'll melt your ears, boy.
00:18:24.000 And not so much in Montreal, which is very Jewish, but in New York City.
00:18:28.000 That was my bread and butter for a long time.
00:18:30.000 But speaking of bread and butter, that's all part of this Cafe.
00:18:33.000 Thank you, God.
00:18:34.000 Thank you, God, for Kevefe.
00:18:35.000 Delicious coffee.
00:18:36.000 How can they get it?
00:18:37.000 Well, Kevefe.com.
00:18:40.000 Cafe.
00:18:40.000 Do youcafe.com.
00:18:42.000 So C-O-V-F-E-F. 0.99
00:18:44.000 So D-O-Y-O-U, and then C-O-V-F-E-F-E.com.
00:18:50.000 Do you cofefe.
00:18:50.000 Yeah.
00:18:52.000 That's what we have here at the show, and it is a kick in the pants.
00:18:58.000 All right, let's get nude. 0.86
00:19:00.000 Oh, take off all your clothes.
00:19:01.000 Gotcha.
00:19:02.000 Okay, here I go.
00:19:03.000 I want to see your penis. 1.00
00:19:05.000 All right.
00:19:08.000 We obviously don't have bottoms on.
00:19:10.000 That's why we call this...
00:19:11.000 We're known in the building when we come to the lobby as the piglet crew because we just wear a shirt and no pants.
00:19:17.000 I forgot that I...
00:19:21.000 I keep forgetting.
00:19:22.000 It's kind of alarmingly close to a swastika.
00:19:27.000 How?
00:19:27.000 Because it's so bold looking?
00:19:29.000 Yeah, like that's the same kind of wick and strokes that a swastika would have. 0.96
00:19:33.000 It's missing a couple of parts.
00:19:35.000 Yeah.
00:19:35.000 It's like an IKEA swastika that you just got lazy.
00:19:39.000 You're not done yet.
00:19:40.000 It's an unfinished swastika.
00:19:41.000 Oh, you better stay away from that erasing hate guy who's going to power wash it off your chest with three strokes.
00:19:46.000 You know, I watched that again and I realized the stance that he took to try to like, ooh, I'm really getting rid of this hate.
00:19:52.000 Did you see that?
00:19:53.000 Yeah.
00:19:54.000 Bad.
00:19:54.000 How about the fact that there's thousands of swastikas all over Montreal?
00:19:59.000 Yeah.
00:19:59.000 Is Montreal Nazi central?
00:20:02.000 Well, somebody made the comment on his video that his previous job was drawing swastikas all over Canada.
00:20:14.000 We should show the video in case people don't know what we're talking about.
00:20:15.000 We're talking about some clown who has erasethehate.com or something.
00:20:20.000 And he's volunteered to go around the city erasing swastikas with his special paint, his magic paint, his magic sort of solvent, I should say. 0.97
00:20:31.000 And the swastikas, which are allegedly spray painted on, they come off like nothing.
00:20:37.000 Like eraser boards.
00:20:40.000 And they have him just and there's dozens of them.
00:20:44.000 Like, when was the last time you saw a swastika anywhere?
00:20:47.000 I don't know.
00:20:48.000 I don't know if I ever have.
00:20:49.000 No.
00:20:50.000 But you know what I have seen?
00:20:51.000 Those construction marks on the concrete where it's like a yellow line.
00:20:54.000 Yeah.
00:20:55.000 It's like, this shit has to get fixed.
00:20:57.000 This is a pipe.
00:20:58.000 Why doesn't he proprietize, like, license them to them?
00:21:01.000 The city doesn't have to be.
00:21:02.000 Like, say the city was covered in swastikas.
00:21:06.000 After maybe two days, because these take seconds to erase, you're done.
00:21:10.000 Yeah.
00:21:11.000 Like, making the t-shirt that says erase the hate would take more time than getting rid of all these swastikas. 0.91
00:21:17.000 There's no need to have a shirt.
00:21:18.000 People are so gullible.
00:21:20.000 This is the one where, it looks like he's physically scraping.
00:21:23.000 Look at the little inching towards with the legs.
00:21:25.000 Yeah, I'm really, I gotta get that swastika off. 0.67
00:21:28.000 Ew.
00:21:29.000 Anyway, I wanted to take some time to look at some nude men.
00:21:33.000 I'm gay for men.
00:21:34.000 I love men so much.
00:21:35.000 It's indistinguishable from homosexuality. 1.00
00:21:38.000 Outside of the sex, I just love men.
00:21:42.000 And in an era where we're told that men are garbage, it's nice to sort of check them out once in a while. 0.73
00:21:49.000 No, not that one.
00:21:50.000 Yeah, I know.
00:21:51.000 This player's all.
00:21:52.000 So I put together a nude montage where we can look at various nude men.
00:21:56.000 Now, I'll start with the classic.
00:21:57.000 You've probably seen this one a million times.
00:21:59.000 It's a nude man beating up cops and escaping by doing a backward somersault.
00:22:06.000 Everyone's seen this, right?
00:22:07.000 I haven't.
00:22:08.000 No.
00:22:08.000 You really?
00:22:08.000 Oh, my God.
00:22:09.000 The audio is great, too.
00:22:12.000 It looks like Gary Shapir.
00:22:15.000 Look at that.
00:22:16.000 Three cops can't hold him down.
00:22:18.000 They're tasing him, by the way.
00:22:19.000 He just smacked him in the face.
00:22:21.000 Then he did a backflip.
00:22:23.000 And then he's up.
00:22:24.000 He's punching a slap.
00:22:27.000 He's loud.
00:22:29.000 He's being tased.
00:22:30.000 Oh, my God.
00:22:36.000 Looks like he's never been punched before.
00:22:38.000 Like, you know, the first time someone gets punched in the face when they open their face?
00:22:40.000 Like, what the hell was that?
00:22:43.000 Jeez, man.
00:22:44.000 He's never been punched.
00:22:47.000 I think it's a slap.
00:22:50.000 You know what it might have been?
00:22:52.000 He may have been electrified when he slapped him.
00:22:55.000 Because he was being tased.
00:22:55.000 Oh, what?
00:22:56.000 He was like, that's a great thing.
00:22:58.000 So he maybe slap shocked the cop.
00:23:01.000 Let's hear that.
00:23:02.000 Which is why.
00:23:05.000 Yeah, it's there.
00:23:07.000 Look at the spr.
00:23:09.000 Sorry to laugh at a cop being smacked.
00:23:11.000 All right, so that's a great one.
00:23:12.000 He has the agility of like Mango, that character that Chris Katan did on SNL that would just eat the apples.
00:23:18.000 Look at him go.
00:23:19.000 This is another reason why we can't have female cops. 1.00
00:23:21.000 Or meth.
00:23:22.000 All right.
00:23:23.000 All right, let's see some more nude men. 0.99
00:23:25.000 All right.
00:23:26.000 Alrighty then.
00:23:30.000 What's this one now?
00:23:31.000 Are you naked?
00:23:32.000 Oh, this is it.
00:23:34.000 Okay.
00:23:37.000 You know what women do? 1.00
00:23:39.000 Women are so used to being moms. 1.00
00:23:42.000 This is especially true of teachers.
00:23:44.000 That they're so used to talking down to people and giving people permission because they're kids that when they get into the real world, they talk to us like we're their kids.
00:23:52.000 Lady, you're not the boss of nude men. 1.00
00:23:57.000 You're not the world's mother.
00:23:58.000 Yeah.
00:23:59.000 Why are you naked?
00:24:01.000 Someone's trying to kill me.
00:24:03.000 Let's watch that one again.
00:24:03.000 Okay.
00:24:04.000 Go play.
00:24:07.000 Why are you naked?
00:24:09.000 Somebody's trying to kill me.
00:24:10.000 Okay.
00:24:15.000 How is that an excuse?
00:24:17.000 Okay.
00:24:18.000 Make your business.
00:24:20.000 That's amazing.
00:24:22.000 That was a good one.
00:24:23.000 That's amazing.
00:24:26.000 Next.
00:24:29.000 Oh, this is a naked woman. 1.00
00:24:31.000 Oh, this is a naked woman. 1.00
00:24:41.000 That happened a little too quickly.
00:24:43.000 That was a naked woman being tased. 1.00
00:24:46.000 Have you ever been tased?
00:24:47.000 Yes, but not that type of taser.
00:24:50.000 Oh.
00:24:51.000 Oh, the little zapper?
00:24:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:52.000 Just burns.
00:24:53.000 Oof.
00:24:55.000 I couldn't imagine.
00:24:55.000 I will say, though, I see some of these videos.
00:24:57.000 I think one's coming up where a guy...
00:25:01.000 A guy's getting pepper sprayed in the face.
00:25:03.000 I've been pepper sprayed.
00:25:05.000 It is debilitating.
00:25:07.000 It's not just that your eyes hurt.
00:25:09.000 It confuses your brain.
00:25:11.000 So when I see people get pepper sprayed and keep going, I'm in awe.
00:25:14.000 Yeah.
00:25:16.000 All right.
00:25:16.000 This is American Ninja.
00:25:21.000 On the course right now out of Houston, Texas, 32-year-old Nate Mitchell.
00:25:25.000 Yeah, Nate is a very strong competitor.
00:25:28.000 You know, rock climber, upper body strength here.
00:25:31.000 Oh! 0.60
00:25:33.000 Well, this is atrocious.
00:25:35.000 Atrocious, I hate that word.
00:25:36.000 Move.
00:25:37.000 It's a mad eyes move.
00:25:37.000 We've got a sport.
00:25:38.000 You're not a sport until you have a streak.
00:25:41.000 American Ninja.
00:25:42.000 Oh, wait.
00:25:42.000 Ow!
00:25:44.000 This is too good.
00:25:45.000 Shenanigans.
00:25:48.000 And he's not totally naked.
00:25:50.000 Nope.
00:25:50.000 He's not?
00:25:51.000 That's nude colored.
00:25:51.000 Look at that.
00:25:54.000 You can tell there's a differentiation between the skin and the butt.
00:25:56.000 And it's not tan line.
00:25:59.000 First of all, Matt Eisman's a doctor.
00:25:59.000 Wait, wait a minute.
00:26:01.000 Why is he so freaked out by a penis?
00:26:03.000 I don't know.
00:26:04.000 Like, they keep going, oh no, my eyes!
00:26:06.000 Right.
00:26:07.000 It's just a nude man.
00:26:08.000 Don't you see them at the gym every day?
00:26:11.000 Isn't it weird that Matt Eisman knows us both by name?
00:26:15.000 Yeah?
00:26:16.000 No?
00:26:16.000 He's on TV.
00:26:17.000 He's a TV man.
00:26:18.000 I know lots of famous people shit for brains.
00:26:21.000 Well, I think it's weird for me.
00:26:22.000 By the way, people say, what's the matter?
00:26:25.000 You can't hear me.
00:26:25.000 You got shit in your ears?
00:26:27.000 I yesterday had stool softener in my ears.
00:26:30.000 Did I talk about this on the show?
00:26:31.000 You did two days ago.
00:26:32.000 I can't believe it worked.
00:26:33.000 Oh, no, you didn't talk about it working.
00:26:35.000 Oh, yeah, it worked.
00:26:36.000 I can hear perfectly out of this ear now.
00:26:38.000 Amazing.
00:26:38.000 Stool softener.
00:26:40.000 I had stool softener in my head, and it's flavored.
00:26:43.000 It's like pink cherry.
00:26:46.000 So you could taste it?
00:26:47.000 I think streaking is a really good idea.
00:26:49.000 Yeah, I'm going to try it out.
00:26:51.000 First offense, if you don't have a criminal record, you're just going to get a misdemeanor.
00:26:55.000 It's like public lewdness and trespassing or something.
00:26:58.000 Depends on where you are.
00:26:59.000 If you're too close to a school or some goofy shit.
00:27:01.000 Nah, they say that's, of course that's possible.
00:27:04.000 I think the maximum is three years in prison and a thousand dollar fine.
00:27:07.000 They're not going to do that.
00:27:08.000 That's insane.
00:27:09.000 We don't have room in the courts for crap like that.
00:27:11.000 It'll be a misdemeanor.
00:27:13.000 A slap on the wrist.
00:27:14.000 And you'll be banned from that particular place.
00:27:16.000 I was at a Mets game once, and we had really good seats.
00:27:20.000 And I thought, I could undo my pants, do most of the work sitting down, and I could write free speech.tv on my chest and have a million eyeballs if I were to streak across this place right now.
00:27:34.000 And that's the type of endorsement that would get clicks?
00:27:38.000 Yeah.
00:27:39.000 Well, it represents our brand.
00:27:40.000 I think we're streakers.
00:27:42.000 Yeah.
00:27:42.000 Pro-streaking.
00:27:44.000 It was huge in the 70s.
00:27:45.000 When I was a kid, everyone stroked.
00:27:50.000 Streaked.
00:27:51.000 Stricken.
00:27:52.000 Everyone was a streaker.
00:27:53.000 I streaked.
00:27:54.000 Have you streaked?
00:27:55.000 Yeah, after a talent show, I was with a couple of these girls that were my friends, and I did like a naked cartwheel and streaked.
00:28:03.000 It was pretty good.
00:28:04.000 In Vice days, I used to streak around the office when we had a big loft space.
00:28:07.000 I would streak around everyone's desk.
00:28:10.000 Yeah, you're no stranger to streak.
00:28:12.000 That was pre-me too.
00:28:14.000 I couldn't be less concerned with nudity.
00:28:16.000 Yeah.
00:28:17.000 I could not care less.
00:28:18.000 Maybe it's because I'm well-endowed, but I've never been remotely uncomfortable.
00:28:22.000 Oh, but getting nude, yeah, yeah.
00:28:23.000 I got kicked out of the stand for pulling my penis out.
00:28:26.000 That's right.
00:28:27.000 Well, now the second one's open, you want to give another shot?
00:28:30.000 Aaron Berg did a whole speech about how disgusting foreskins are. 1.00
00:28:33.000 That was his entire set.
00:28:34.000 So when I came on, I said, they're not that bad.
00:28:36.000 And then I pulled my penis out. 1.00
00:28:38.000 That turns his whole thing into a setup.
00:28:41.000 It's genius.
00:28:42.000 And there was girls there, and he said he had to give everyone their money back.
00:28:45.000 The manager never spoke to me ever again.
00:28:47.000 We used to talk on a daily basis.
00:28:48.000 And his last words to me were, now I must turn my back to you.
00:28:52.000 That's dramatic, man.
00:28:54.000 Because you raped people. 0.87
00:28:55.000 Size.
00:28:57.000 All right, let's see some more nude men. 0.99
00:28:59.000 All right.
00:28:59.000 Alrighty.
00:29:01.000 This is a good old-fashioned streak.
00:29:04.000 G-A-F-S. 1.00
00:29:07.000 G-O-F-S. 1.00
00:29:09.000 He's got a nice body.
00:29:10.000 I think if I was a chick, this is the kind of guy I'd want.
00:29:13.000 Like a Burt Kreischer kind of a brute.
00:29:17.000 I'd be into brutes.
00:29:18.000 Yeah, you want a brute. 0.93
00:29:19.000 A bear.
00:29:21.000 I want a man to take me in the night.
00:29:23.000 That's Joe Biggs right there.
00:29:25.000 You know?
00:29:26.000 Yeah, he's not spelling.
00:29:27.000 I would date Joe Biggs if I was gay or a woman.
00:29:30.000 He's got daddy buttons.
00:29:30.000 I don't want David Beckham.
00:29:32.000 You know, I don't want to be blowing some dude and look up and see a six-pack.
00:29:35.000 Some fucking man seal?
00:29:36.000 No, I want to be ravaged by a pig. 1.00
00:29:38.000 A hairy pig.
00:29:39.000 And then a stinky old dude who farts in bed.
00:29:48.000 Yeah, that's my guy right there.
00:29:49.000 He's got a good strategy going here, doesn't he?
00:29:53.000 What is it?
00:29:54.000 Well, it's like he's sizing up where security is.
00:29:56.000 Sometimes he runs.
00:29:58.000 Sometimes he slows down, sizes them up.
00:30:01.000 Okay, I'll stop.
00:30:02.000 I'll stop.
00:30:03.000 I'll stop.
00:30:04.000 No, I won't stop.
00:30:06.000 Saw that one coming.
00:30:07.000 It's like judo.
00:30:08.000 Like you wait for the opponent to move, and then you.
00:30:11.000 What is the charge going to be?
00:30:13.000 Look, that one cop had to take his hat off. 0.99
00:30:16.000 When I tackle nude men, I take my hat off.
00:30:19.000 You want to get penis on your hat? 1.00
00:30:21.000 Three counts of being awesome.
00:30:23.000 Honey, your hat smells kind of penisy.
00:30:25.000 Yeah.
00:30:26.000 We had to tackle a streaker today.
00:30:27.000 I got penis all over my hat.
00:30:28.000 And then he learned.
00:30:30.000 That won't happen.
00:30:31.000 This is the one with the pepper spray.
00:30:35.000 I think this is less funny than the other ones because I believe this perp was wanted for a triple homicide.
00:30:39.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:30:44.000 So this cop keeps pepper spraying this nude guy.
00:30:49.000 It does not slow him down.
00:30:50.000 He acts like someone threw, I don't know, apple juice in his eyes.
00:30:55.000 It just affects how he blinks.
00:30:56.000 And now he's chasing him?
00:30:58.000 Why are you running, by the way?
00:30:58.000 Yeah.
00:31:00.000 It's just a nude man.
00:31:01.000 You've got an AK-47 on your back.
00:31:05.000 Kick his legs out.
00:31:06.000 Yeah, just beat him up.
00:31:07.000 You're a cop.
00:31:09.000 He starts straggling some random guy.
00:31:11.000 The random guy, by the way, just sits there going, ow, ow!
00:31:15.000 Fight him.
00:31:17.000 Oh, it's an old guy. 0.98
00:31:18.000 Am I endorsing violence?
00:31:19.000 Look, he runs away again.
00:31:22.000 Rubbing his eyes.
00:31:24.000 Is that all we got for nakedness?
00:31:27.000 This is a long clip, man.
00:31:27.000 I don't know.
00:31:29.000 Now they're in the woods.
00:31:31.000 Now they're blockade.
00:31:32.000 Now he's going through those naked people.
00:31:34.000 You see, nobody wants to get him.
00:31:36.000 He's a slippery guy.
00:31:37.000 They had to stick a dog on him. 0.96
00:31:39.000 Oh, my God.
00:31:39.000 Yeah.
00:31:40.000 Imagine that.
00:31:42.000 Wow.
00:31:43.000 It'd be easier to fight a nude guy, wouldn't it?
00:31:45.000 You can see exactly where to punch.
00:31:47.000 Hell of a turnout there.
00:31:47.000 Right.
00:31:49.000 Yeah.
00:31:50.000 I guess cops are scared of nude guys because someone is clearly out of their fucking mind.
00:31:57.000 All right, I'm going to put my clothes back on.
00:31:59.000 Okay, me, I'm not.
00:32:00.000 You're not?
00:32:01.000 I'm going to SN.
00:32:01.000 Stay nude.
00:32:02.000 That's Ryan's motto.
00:32:03.000 Stay nude.
00:32:04.000 Every time he sees people on the street, people go, Ryan!
00:32:07.000 He goes, stay nude.
00:32:09.000 That's how he ends all phone calls too.
00:32:11.000 All right, man, stay nude.
00:32:12.000 See ya.
00:32:13.000 All right, bye, mom.
00:32:14.000 Stay nude.
00:32:15.000 Stay nude.
00:32:18.000 No, the best ways to end phone calls are apology accepted.
00:32:24.000 Love you.
00:32:26.000 White power. 0.98
00:32:27.000 Yes.
00:32:28.000 And now, stay nude.
00:32:34.000 Before we let's start taking calls, but before we do, let me put the number up here.
00:32:40.000 I want to talk about my bookie.
00:32:43.000 It's a new season.
00:32:43.000 Antonio Brown is on the Raiders.
00:32:45.000 LaVon Bell is with the Jets.
00:32:46.000 Odell Beckham is in Cleveland.
00:32:48.000 The one thing that hasn't changed where I'm putting my money down on all the games, my bookie is the place to bet on football every weekend.
00:32:56.000 My bookie has better bonuses and more prop bets than any other sports book, period.
00:33:01.000 This year, they're hosting the first online handicapping super contest.
00:33:04.000 First place is guaranteed to win at least $100,000, and it only costs $100 to enter.
00:33:11.000 If you want to make football fun, bet on the game.
00:33:14.000 It totally changes everything.
00:33:16.000 Every touchdown the other team scores is physically painful.
00:33:21.000 Every run the other team gets hurts you.
00:33:25.000 God damn it, did the Mets ever suck last night?
00:33:28.000 Noah Syndergaard played the worst, literally the worst game of his career.
00:33:33.000 He just kept giving up runs.
00:33:35.000 It was a shit show.
00:33:37.000 Luckily, I was so drunk that I passed out before the end of it.
00:33:40.000 All you got to do is pick five NFL games against the spread every week to climb the leaderboard and score your share of the huge cash prize pool.
00:33:50.000 So myBookie is always the right play.
00:33:54.000 You bet, you win, they pay.
00:33:55.000 MyBookie has live in-game betting on every NFL game.
00:33:59.000 They've got the most rewarding player perks in the business.
00:34:01.000 And for you fantasy guys out there, you can even bet the over-under on how many fantasy points a player will score each time.
00:34:07.000 So it's up to $1,000 first deposit bonus double your first deposit.
00:34:12.000 Use promo code Gavin to activate the offer.
00:34:16.000 Visit my bookie online today.
00:34:17.000 That's M-Y-B-O-O-K-I-E. 1.00
00:34:21.000 And don't forget to use the promo code Gavin.
00:34:23.000 By the way, my name is McInnes because my grandfather was a bookie.
00:34:29.000 And his name was McGinnis.
00:34:31.000 And no Scotsman would trust an Irishman back then. 1.00
00:34:34.000 So McGinnis sounds very Irish.
00:34:36.000 So he changed it to McInnes because that sounds more Scottish.
00:34:39.000 And he was such a mathematical genius that he would recalibrate the odds in his head as he got bets, constantly reworking what the payout would be.
00:34:49.000 Incredible.
00:34:50.000 Unfortunately, he was also a fervent communist who was the head of the paper unions in Glasgow at the time.
00:34:56.000 That's Johnny McKinnis, by the way.
00:34:58.000 My cousin has a bunch of letters that he wrote that have been framed demanding all these different things.
00:35:05.000 And you know what Johnny did?
00:35:07.000 The paper employees became so well paid that the entire industry shut down.
00:35:14.000 The tabloid was invented in Glasgow.
00:35:18.000 And that industry just croaked because the unions squoze them to death. 0.99
00:35:25.000 I'm having trouble with the past tense of verbs today.
00:35:28.000 Squeezed.
00:35:29.000 Right?
00:35:30.000 Well, I'm thinking of Windy City Heat when they convince Perry to say that he missed a meeting because he was raped and the bottle broke in his ass.
00:35:39.000 And one of the lines, he's obviously lying, but when he's telling a lie, he says, and I mean, I didn't want to squeeze, but I squoze.
00:35:47.000 And it broke.
00:35:49.000 He's adorable.
00:35:51.000 I didn't want to squeeze, but I squoze.
00:35:54.000 My mom said, she's talking about flinch or whatever.
00:35:58.000 She says, and I squinch every time I hear it.
00:36:00.000 What the fuck is squinch?
00:36:03.000 Squinch.
00:36:04.000 Remember you said, I don't give a shit about my mom.
00:36:08.000 You said, I love you more, and I don't care if you die tomorrow.
00:36:14.000 We have some funny train rides.
00:36:17.000 That could be its own show.
00:36:19.000 I remember a little gay black guy on the train yesterday was amusing. 0.99
00:36:23.000 He was amused by us.
00:36:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:24.000 What did he say?
00:36:25.000 We had a disagreement.
00:36:27.000 I gave some kids some advice, and he said, no.
00:36:30.000 Oh, getting, like, his...
00:36:33.000 Yeah, the skater kid came up to you, like, saying he's a big fan and whatnot.
00:36:37.000 And I put a chain on, by the way, my training chain.
00:36:41.000 And so you said, careful out there.
00:36:44.000 It was like a nice neighborhood he was getting off in.
00:36:46.000 So it was like, it's pretty bad out there.
00:36:48.000 He probably want to rape you. 0.69
00:36:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:49.000 I said clinch if you get raped.
00:36:51.000 And then the gay guy goes, no, don't. 0.61
00:36:53.000 Just relax.
00:36:53.000 That'll hurt more.
00:36:55.000 Yeah, what a weird exchange.
00:36:56.000 I didn't know he was gay until that moment.
00:36:58.000 By the way, folks at home, Ryan is talking about his training chain, meaning a cheap plastic piece of shit chain that he wears.
00:37:05.000 So he knows what it's like to have a chain.
00:37:07.000 So if eventually he gets money, he'll buy an actual gold chain.
00:37:09.000 That is a training chain.
00:37:11.000 Yes, you heard that correctly.
00:37:14.000 Train chain in vain.
00:37:17.000 All right.
00:37:18.000 Let's take some calls.
00:37:19.000 All right, we got three.
00:37:21.000 They're being screened.
00:37:22.000 Got to give them a second.
00:37:23.000 What's your name?
00:37:23.000 Where are you from?
00:37:24.000 Oh, Joey about the recession.
00:37:29.000 Hey, Joey.
00:37:33.000 Oh, that's loud.
00:37:34.000 That's Joey's house.
00:37:35.000 Are you removing hate?
00:37:38.000 Hello?
00:37:40.000 Hello?
00:37:43.000 He put us on hold.
00:37:44.000 All right, I got it.
00:37:45.000 And then is doing his sir?
00:37:48.000 Sir!
00:37:51.000 Joey! 0.90
00:37:53.000 So that's what goes on at Joey's house.
00:37:55.000 All right, that's enough of that.
00:37:57.000 All right.
00:37:58.000 Worst injury.
00:38:00.000 Hello?
00:38:04.000 Hello?
00:38:05.000 Worst injury.
00:38:09.000 That's me.
00:38:11.000 What do you got, buddy?
00:38:14.000 I wanted to know what his worst injury was and how he handled it.
00:38:18.000 Whose worst injury?
00:38:19.000 Mine?
00:38:21.000 Gavin's.
00:38:23.000 Okay, thanks for calling.
00:38:27.000 Let me try to figure that out.
00:38:29.000 So he thought he was talking to a screener.
00:38:31.000 Yeah.
00:38:31.000 Oh, I see.
00:38:32.000 Yes.
00:38:34.000 His.
00:38:34.000 Let me talk about his.
00:38:38.000 No, you were on the show.
00:38:39.000 Yeah.
00:38:40.000 My wish injury is not that exciting.
00:38:41.000 I think I broke my wrist once.
00:38:42.000 I remember in school, I broke my wrist, got a cast.
00:38:44.000 One time, I was in Paris with my wife, and we were drunk.
00:38:49.000 And I said, do a cartwheel on the top of that bench. 0.87
00:38:53.000 Like, you know, when you lean, the thing you lean back on.
00:38:56.000 I thought she could just go boop, boop, and do a cartwheel. 1.00
00:38:59.000 And she goes, no, I'm not doing that.
00:39:00.000 Are you stupid?
00:39:01.000 And I go, It's easy.
00:39:02.000 Watch.
00:39:03.000 And I ran and I did it, and I broke my collarbone.
00:39:07.000 And I remember feeling kind of like sick and going, uh-oh, something bad just happened.
00:39:11.000 I could feel the bone poking out.
00:39:13.000 So I went to the, we got in a cab.
00:39:15.000 I said, take us to the hospital.
00:39:16.000 They take us to the children's hospital.
00:39:18.000 And they go, we deal with children here.
00:39:21.000 You need to go to an adult hospital.
00:39:22.000 You're a grown-up.
00:39:23.000 Thanks, fucking.
00:39:25.000 So then we get in another taxi and we go there and it's just looking like we're there, I think, it wasn't the weekend I proposed to her, but we only had like three days in Paris.
00:39:34.000 And I thought, I'm not spending my entire vacation waiting in an emergency room.
00:39:39.000 I thought my shoulder had just been popped out and I thought all you have to do is just like pop it back in.
00:39:44.000 I didn't realize I had a broken collarbone.
00:39:46.000 So I would grab on doorknob and go like this.
00:39:48.000 Oh, no, dude.
00:39:49.000 And yank, because I was trying to yank it back in place.
00:39:51.000 Meanwhile, all I'm doing is making the shards go like that.
00:39:54.000 You're just rupturing it through.
00:39:55.000 So then I said to my wife, she was my girlfriend at the time, I go, watch this.
00:39:59.000 And I just went.
00:40:01.000 And I fell back and started convulsing.
00:40:04.000 I had a fake seizure on the floor of the hospital.
00:40:08.000 And they whisked me off.
00:40:10.000 Don't make that into a Z, Kyle.
00:40:12.000 They whisked me off to the front of the line.
00:40:16.000 And you know what you do with a broken collarbone?
00:40:18.000 What?
00:40:19.000 Nothing.
00:40:19.000 You just pray?
00:40:20.000 There's nothing you can do.
00:40:21.000 It's like the rib.
00:40:22.000 It's permanently deformed.
00:40:24.000 Really?
00:40:24.000 Yeah.
00:40:25.000 Oh, fudge. 0.99
00:40:27.000 All right, next.
00:40:29.000 You're lucky I had a good story for that because that's a pretty boring question.
00:40:32.000 Yeah.
00:40:33.000 Hey, Akeelah. 0.97
00:40:35.000 Views on marriage.
00:40:36.000 Aquila, you're on.
00:40:39.000 Hello?
00:40:39.000 What's up, Aquila?
00:40:43.000 Boy, we're having some trouble here.
00:40:44.000 Is it us or them?
00:40:45.000 I don't know.
00:40:46.000 I clicked take the call and it didn't work.
00:40:48.000 How about Andrew?
00:40:50.000 This is getting embarrassing, Ryan.
00:40:52.000 It just one call?
00:40:53.000 It happened.
00:40:53.000 Hey, we've had like three fuck-ups.
00:40:55.000 Andrew from Temecula.
00:40:57.000 What's Temecula?
00:40:58.000 What's up, guys?
00:40:59.000 This is Andrew from Temecula.
00:41:00.000 What's Temecula?
00:41:01.000 San Diego.
00:41:04.000 Temecula in California.
00:41:05.000 Oh, that's a weird name.
00:41:07.000 It's like a little town with wineries.
00:41:08.000 It's kind of boring.
00:41:09.000 Golf places.
00:41:11.000 But yeah, my question is if you guys are going to have any more segments with your brother Miles McKenneth.
00:41:18.000 Should we bring Miles back?
00:41:22.000 Oh, Miles McKenneth?
00:41:23.000 Hell yeah.
00:41:25.000 Okay.
00:41:25.000 I got to ask Ezra.
00:41:27.000 I signed a contract with him saying that Miles is his territory.
00:41:31.000 You know, they banned Miles from Twitter.
00:41:35.000 Ezra's very litigious, by the way, and not petty stuff.
00:41:39.000 He sues every single person who calls him a Nazi or anyone at the Rebel a Nazi.
00:41:43.000 And he said, you should too.
00:41:46.000 In America, it doesn't work.
00:41:47.000 I've talked to lawyers about that.
00:41:49.000 And the lawyers, especially in the past few years, have gone, have said, we can't really sue for that word anymore.
00:41:54.000 It means jerk.
00:41:55.000 The left has diluted it so much that it doesn't really have any meaning anymore.
00:42:00.000 I got to go soon and get a haircut.
00:42:02.000 We got from the bank I called, boys.
00:42:04.000 I don't know what that means.
00:42:05.000 You're on.
00:42:07.000 Sorry.
00:42:10.000 So I've seen two interviews with Enrique Terrio.
00:42:14.000 And my question is, why is the interviewer so terrible?
00:42:20.000 Like the vice lady, just La Dina, La Dina, and the CNN person, boy, it was hard to watch.
00:42:26.000 Well, you know, one of the reasons Proud Boys chose the word Western chauvinist is because they knew that journalists are illiterate and won't ever look up the word chauvinist and just assume it means male chauvinist.
00:42:39.000 So it's a misdirect.
00:42:40.000 It's a trick.
00:42:41.000 And they always fall for it.
00:42:43.000 You're a group of male chauvinists.
00:42:45.000 Nope, wrong.
00:42:46.000 And the fun thing about interviews with Enrique and Proud Boys in general is the journalists are so half-assed.
00:42:52.000 Half of them are affirmative action hires too.
00:42:55.000 That they give away their agenda so quickly in the interview.
00:43:00.000 It's funny too, because the left has put all their eggs in the Hate As No Home here basket, and they go, all right, there's Nazis everywhere.
00:43:06.000 There's white supremacists.
00:43:07.000 Anyone likes Trump as a Nazi?
00:43:08.000 Then they meet a black Trump supporter and have a nervous breakdown because they're not prepared for that.
00:43:15.000 Next caller.
00:43:16.000 Okay, we got Daryl.
00:43:18.000 I got a couple questions for you.
00:43:19.000 Thanks.
00:43:20.000 Okay, Daryl.
00:43:22.000 What's up, Gavin?
00:43:23.000 Yo, dog.
00:43:24.000 All right, listen, man.
00:43:26.000 You guys got to put on your website what time you're actually going to come out live because I'm there.
00:43:30.000 You got 2 o'clock, and you guys have been coming out at 12.
00:43:34.000 Yes, today is unique.
00:43:36.000 I'm sorry.
00:43:37.000 Your brother, forever, as far as I'm concerned.
00:43:39.000 What?
00:43:41.000 Your brother, McGuit, your fake brother. 0.95
00:43:44.000 You should keep him off the show for sure.
00:43:46.000 Oh, he sucks?
00:43:48.000 Yeah, he sucks.
00:43:49.000 It's corny.
00:43:52.000 You know, it's weird.
00:43:53.000 It's annoying.
00:43:53.000 I mean, it's okay.
00:43:54.000 I get it, but it's over.
00:43:57.000 Yeah, I kind of feel that way too.
00:44:00.000 And again, I like just saying what I have to say.
00:44:03.000 I don't like having to twist it and cloud it in irony and sarcasm.
00:44:07.000 It's not that fun.
00:44:08.000 Right.
00:44:10.000 Although, I told the rebel, sorry, Blaze, right before I was fired, I said, you guys need to do a news show that's liberal where you just talk and say what the left is saying with a straight face.
00:44:23.000 Like white nationalist Donald Trump today said, blah, blah, blah.
00:44:27.000 And like all the crazy things they believe, just say them as a news show, and it would be hilarious.
00:44:32.000 It would be like SNL updates.
00:44:36.000 We're going to be getting rid of fossil fuels in 10 years, according to Alexandria Oquezo-Cortez.
00:44:42.000 Did you have one more question, Daryl?
00:44:45.000 No, that's it.
00:44:46.000 Thanks, buddy.
00:44:47.000 Bye, man.
00:44:47.000 Like you more than a friend.
00:44:48.000 All right.
00:44:49.000 Dustin from Houston calling about the Ryan show.
00:44:51.000 It's actually the Gavin's mailbag, but with Ryan.
00:44:54.000 Go on now.
00:44:54.000 Go ahead.
00:44:55.000 Yeah, hey, man.
00:44:56.000 How's it going, guys?
00:44:57.000 I was calling Mick Scrugger.
00:44:59.000 Ryan never does another show on Silver.
00:45:02.000 Done.
00:45:04.000 As soon as I downloaded the app, that was the first thing I saw, and I was like, why are they promoting this shit?
00:45:09.000 But no, I was wondering if y'all have had a problem with all the reality shows nowadays having all the sexual fluid people on it. 0.99
00:45:17.000 There's a show on MTV called Are You to One, and it's all fluid people, and it's like, it's complete clown world.
00:45:23.000 I don't know if y'all caught any of that, but yeah, that's all I had.
00:45:27.000 Okay, thanks for calling.
00:45:28.000 Is he talking about the over-sexualization in reality shows?
00:45:32.000 Yeah.
00:45:33.000 It's not easy being a dad.
00:45:34.000 MTV is are you the one with all this porn everywhere.
00:45:39.000 Humanizing trans stories.
00:45:40.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:45:43.000 Why are they so determined to make sure our kids are okay with homosexuality? 1.00
00:45:50.000 I don't want my kids knowing about any sexuality.
00:45:55.000 There's sort of this assumption that little gay kids are getting bullied.
00:45:59.000 I haven't seen the evidence of that.
00:46:01.000 Like at the Mets a few games ago, they had this massive Mets logo in rainbow, and it was like the Pride and Tolerance Day, and there's a campaign called Shred the Hate.
00:46:13.000 Shred Hate.
00:46:14.000 And all the Mets players are there being gay, wearing gay colors and shredding hate.
00:46:19.000 And you're like, okay, so you guys don't want us to pick on little gay seven-year-olds?
00:46:24.000 Is that a thing?
00:46:26.000 Are gay seven-year-olds being bullied?
00:46:29.000 Like, remember when you're a kid, you know that that one kid is gay. 0.79
00:46:33.000 In high school, it was David Ibbotson.
00:46:36.000 And we didn't really pay attention.
00:46:38.000 He hung out with all the hot chicks. 1.00
00:46:40.000 And we basically just saw him as a chick.
00:46:43.000 It's not like we went, there's that fucking fag again. 1.00
00:46:47.000 Let's beat him up, boys.
00:46:49.000 Even Matthew Shepard, the quintessential Christ-like figure of the gay movement, who was, I think, literally crucified on a fence. 0.93
00:46:59.000 He was murdered by gays. 1.00
00:47:01.000 He was a meth head.
00:47:03.000 And it was a drug deal gone bad.
00:47:05.000 It had nothing to do with his sexuality.
00:47:09.000 Even Stonewall. 0.86
00:47:11.000 Stonewall was the cops cracking down on mob-run bars because they were using illegal alcohol.
00:47:17.000 Mob-run bars tend to focus on weird bars, outcast bars.
00:47:21.000 Those were gay bars. 0.72
00:47:23.000 So the police busted that because of the illegal booze.
00:47:26.000 Gays went ballistic and started a three-day fight.
00:47:30.000 And now, when the mayor's wife, that black chick, who's like a three, she looks like something out of gremlins, she's put out a campaign to see who is the quintessential woman who built New York. 1.00
00:47:44.000 Who is like a pillar of the community that defines New York City?
00:47:48.000 And everyone voted for some saint, some chick, some Irish chick who was a saint and she helped the poor and blah, blah, blah.
00:47:54.000 Basically the mother Teresa of New York.
00:47:56.000 And she goes, nah, I want to use like a trans woman. 1.00
00:48:01.000 A trans woman who built New York? 1.00
00:48:03.000 And one of the new Stonewall statue is three of the people who were at the riots.
00:48:08.000 Two of them are trans.
00:48:10.000 And one of them showed up like two days after it started.
00:48:15.000 What a fucking clown world.
00:48:17.000 What a shit show.
00:48:20.000 Chadwick Moore is a real expert on all this.
00:48:24.000 All right.
00:48:24.000 Next call.
00:48:25.000 We got to go soon.
00:48:26.000 Okay.
00:48:27.000 Jacob, finances.
00:48:29.000 Talking about finances.
00:48:30.000 Yeah.
00:48:31.000 Hello?
00:48:32.000 Yeah.
00:48:32.000 So unlike Ryan, I listen to all of Gavin's financial advice, but I'm confused because I already gave all my money to Bet DSI, and now you want me to give it to like brokers.org or whatever?
00:48:43.000 Brokers.com.
00:48:43.000 Mybookie.com.
00:48:45.000 Yes, sir.
00:48:45.000 Come on.
00:48:48.000 So I'm already broke from the other one.
00:48:52.000 Thanks for calling, caller.
00:48:54.000 And you've reminded me that while people will feel inclined to go to mybookie.com, another site that you should spend some of your money at is betdsi.com.
00:49:05.000 Bet DSI offers betting options for everything, Bet I'm Fighting, NBA, March Mannis, NFL, NHL, NCAA football, and all other major sports, politics, reality TV, esports, virtually everything.
00:49:15.000 Bet DSI has a very friendly interface and the fastest payouts in the industry.
00:49:20.000 Simply play, win, and get paid.
00:49:23.000 Use the code GAVIN.
00:49:25.000 G-A-V-I-N. 1.00
00:49:26.000 Am I overdoing it with sponsors here?
00:49:28.000 I have quite a few.
00:49:30.000 There's a couple.
00:49:31.000 Were we supposed to do Blue Chew today, too?
00:49:33.000 No.
00:49:34.000 Oh, good.
00:49:35.000 Yeah.
00:49:36.000 Betdsi.com.
00:49:37.000 Use the promo code GAVIN.
00:49:39.000 They've been hanging winners for 20 years.
00:49:40.000 Bet DSI is a top-rated betting site, top-rated on betting review sites.
00:49:45.000 Use your sports knowledge to make some extra cash this week.
00:49:48.000 Okay?
00:49:50.000 Go to betsi.com.
00:49:51.000 Why the hell, Ryan, would you get up in the last five minutes of the show?
00:49:56.000 Are you thirsty?
00:49:58.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:50:00.000 Yeah, and I'm familiar with the read, and I know that the read takes exactly as amount of seconds as you can.
00:50:04.000 No, I'm done the read.
00:50:06.000 No.
00:50:06.000 Who gets up in a show?
00:50:08.000 Imagine you're watching Tucker Carlson, and he gets up and goes to get a water.
00:50:13.000 I am not Tucker.
00:50:14.000 I'm some guy that works for him.
00:50:19.000 You'd be the Tucker of the show.
00:50:22.000 All right.
00:50:22.000 Well, let's take a couple more calls and then I got to sprint out of here.
00:50:25.000 Mike, internships versus college.
00:50:29.000 Hey, guys.
00:50:30.000 I'm just wondering, actually, this is a great intro because Ryan just fucked up.
00:50:35.000 So, Gavin, you always talk about how most people shouldn't go to college and they should get an internship.
00:50:42.000 And Ryan's the perfect candidate for this because he probably would just fail out of college.
00:50:47.000 But I'm confused because after about a year being your intern, he's still terrible at his job.
00:50:54.000 I wonder if you can explain this.
00:50:56.000 Yeah, he's an imbecile, I think is the problem.
00:51:00.000 Fair enough.
00:51:02.000 But he's only 12 grand in debt.
00:51:03.000 I know that sounds crazy, but it's actually pretty good considering if he went to NYU, he'd be $100,000, $200,000 in debt.
00:51:12.000 It's $60,000 a year.
00:51:14.000 And yeah, he is still completely useless at his job.
00:51:17.000 How about the episode this week where the first two minutes, the mic is off?
00:51:22.000 That's stunning.
00:51:23.000 Yeah.
00:51:25.000 Well, I think the audience is wondering, is he getting better off camera at other stuff?
00:51:30.000 Or is he equally across the board?
00:51:34.000 How about this one?
00:51:35.000 Frustrated.
00:51:36.000 On Monday, we said, hey, Ryan, make a promo ad for Milo's show and a sizzle reel of Milo, Milo, Milo, Milo.
00:51:43.000 And then he can put it.
00:51:44.000 He has like 800,000 subscribers on YouTube or something like that.
00:51:48.000 And we'll make a promo for the show.
00:51:49.000 That'll be good.
00:51:50.000 He says to me, it would be cool if I go to Milo's show on Friday and then shoot some high def stuff for the promo.
00:51:56.000 Yes.
00:51:56.000 I go, the promo was for this Friday.
00:51:59.000 That's tomorrow.
00:52:00.000 And you want to shoot stuff at the show for the show we're trying to promote?
00:52:04.000 I go, what percent done are you of this scissor?
00:52:06.000 He goes, about 9%.
00:52:08.000 9%?
00:52:08.000 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
00:52:10.000 Four days.
00:52:11.000 He's 9% into this mission.
00:52:14.000 Shocking.
00:52:16.000 I just have a vision for it.
00:52:18.000 If it's going to last forever and we want to make a nice impact, we need to show him currently talking about the show.
00:52:23.000 Frankly.
00:52:24.000 And that recycled footage that anybody could Google.
00:52:27.000 If you know Milo, you want to sign up for the show.
00:52:30.000 You've seen the footage.
00:52:31.000 We want new footage.
00:52:32.000 Great footage of Milo.
00:52:34.000 HD 4K.
00:52:36.000 And some shots of the actual show so you know what you're signing up for.
00:52:39.000 Shut up. 0.95
00:52:39.000 Okay, shut it down. 0.95
00:52:40.000 All right, let's take another call.
00:52:41.000 All right.
00:52:43.000 Do we have all those calls still?
00:52:45.000 Yeah.
00:52:45.000 I can't do them.
00:52:46.000 Sorry.
00:52:46.000 I got to peace out.
00:52:48.000 Hey, Matt.
00:52:49.000 Matt from Maine.
00:52:52.000 Hey, guys.
00:52:54.000 So I am a correctional officer, and I wanted to talk about Epstein a little bit.
00:53:00.000 Just was going to tell you guys, so when I was working at the jail a couple years ago, I ended up saving somebody's life from trying to hang themselves.
00:53:08.000 And I wanted you to know it's completely and totally impossible to break your neck in a jail cell.
00:53:14.000 So they say, what are the odds that he could make something hangable out of the kind of blanket they give you in that jail?
00:53:24.000 Impossible.
00:53:25.000 Zero percent.
00:53:26.000 Use those blankets a lot.
00:53:27.000 It's 0% he could hang himself with that.
00:53:32.000 Do they tear those sheets? 0.99
00:53:34.000 Even given a sheet, like a real sheet or something, normally what they do is they hang it around their neck and then they twist a bunch of times because there's no hanging from a ceiling.
00:53:43.000 So you're hanging from at tops a five-foot-top bunk.
00:53:47.000 So you're just twisting yourself till you suffocate and then eventually you'll just die.
00:53:52.000 And that wouldn't break a neckbone.
00:53:55.000 No, no way.
00:53:58.000 The guy that I saved, he twisted himself a couple times and he was blue, but he would have suffocated for another probably minute or two and then would have passed out and eventually just died from lack of oxygen.
00:54:09.000 So what do you say happened?
00:54:14.000 I would assume that somebody probably honestly did it.
00:54:18.000 I know the Clintons don't want me saying this, but I would assume that somebody probably went in there and you could definitely break somebody's neck if you did it yourself.
00:54:28.000 Like if you were to wrap a towel or a blanket around their neck and pull really tight, I guess a person could probably do it, another person, but not your own physical strength.
00:54:41.000 But the thing that freaks me out about that is that means that someone high up paid the corrections officers to turn the other cheek and open this cell and open Epstein's cell and let the thing go on.
00:54:53.000 Like, there's a lot of moving parts here.
00:54:57.000 Yeah, well, I mean, I could say probably correctional officer, give them enough money.
00:55:01.000 I would be interested to see who retires next year unusually.
00:55:07.000 Because I've seen some, you know, I've seen people bring drugs in before.
00:55:11.000 Well, killing somebody, you know, for the right amount of money, I guess, to the right person.
00:55:16.000 I guess doesn't have family or doesn't care about their family.
00:55:20.000 Yeah, $2 million to open a door, to open two doors, basically.
00:55:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:26.000 I mean, it's, you know, you can, I guess.
00:55:30.000 But you realize, sorry, but just to recap, you said there is a 0% chance he hanged himself.
00:55:36.000 So with the number 0, then you are saying 100% that someone went in there and killed him.
00:55:42.000 What else could have happened?
00:55:45.000 Yeah, nothing.
00:55:46.000 And like I said, he wouldn't have broke your neck.
00:55:49.000 It's impossible to break your neck unless you were to trip and fall, maybe and smash your head off something.
00:55:54.000 But that's not what happened.
00:55:55.000 They're saying that he hung himself and it broke his neck, which is impossible to do in a jail cell.
00:56:01.000 That's awesome.
00:56:02.000 Well, what a great call.
00:56:03.000 Great way to end the show.
00:56:04.000 Thanks for calling, CO.
00:56:08.000 That's it, folks.
00:56:11.000 That is the Thursday episode.
00:56:12.000 Friday, we have Milo and I on the show.
00:56:15.000 Ryan will probably do the promo for that show about a week after it airs.
00:56:20.000 Then you can just watch that promo, then get in your time machine, and go back and watch the show.
00:56:26.000 And in the interim, I highly encourage you to get fired.
00:56:30.000 Get in trouble.
00:56:32.000 Be brave.